The Snark Tank - #377: Zohran's Biggest Fan

Episode Date: November 28, 2025

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It's him, Derek. It's him, Sweeney. he's wearing his headphones like a normal person, as you can see. What's going on? What are you doing? It's thumbs up. That's what he said for the listeners. What's going on?

It's incredibly ominous. Thumbs up. I don't like that at all. Well, welcome to Star Tank. You know, we talk about things. We have, we do comedy. We do, we do current events. You can go over to patreon.com slash a snark tank.

toss us a bone, get your questions or stories read on the show, gets your name right at the end of the show. We're doing a call-in kind of voicemail thing for next year. That'll be a tier. So stay tuned for that. Before we get into it, there is some, what is it? There is a, we've been getting these a lot more often now, is that we've been getting ride-ins that pertain to the previous episode in the proper thread. Normally people write in, they have like a question that pertains to the episode. No, they'll write that in the comments of the episode. People have been getting better about putting it in the thread.

Toy boat. What is this? Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, road in. Amazing name. Thanks a lot. He says, Drake Bell made a weird, fulky cover of Gucci Gang by Lil Pump. This relates to, we were talking about the worst covers of all time. I've never heard this in my life.

In fact, if you were to ask me, does Drake Bell know who Gucci Gang is, or what Gucci Gang is, or who the little pump is, I would have said no. No shot. But I guess that exists. We're going to have to find out exactly what it sounds like. Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang. Gucci Gang. Gucci gang

Gucci gang Googie gang Googie gang Googie gang That works way better than it has any right to be That's the only song he knows how to write Is the Drake and Josh Steve song What?

Okay I can't even hold on I can't even find it He probably Oh here we go Is it this So there's a live version He has a guitar

He's a streaming on Instagram So it's probably this Drake Bell singing a little pumps on Googiegergey It isn't the worst. This is not the word. This is crazy. I've heard this is, I've heard horrible.

This is like, it's, it's weird. For sure. It's, it's bizarre to do. But it's not terrible. I can't, I mean, Gucci Gang's had a great song and then Drakeville's not a horrible singer. It sounds like,

for Drake and Josh. Like, this is like what I would expect. Like, hey, check this out. If a Gucci, if Lil Pump exists in the Drake and Josh universe, you know what I mean? Yeah.

I don't know. I think the main stipulation that a worst cover has to have is that the song it's covering has to be good in the first place. You know, it has to be a good song ruined by a bad cover. I don't know if Gucci Gang is a good song. Puddle of Mud covering Nirvana. Check that out. Oh,

have you heard that? No, you're totally right. You're totally right. That's when, what is it? Oh my God. What's the song that he, that they cover?

It's actually not covered me. That's why I was like, it's crazy. as you're gonna I can't I'm on my no it's not that one

it's a um it's a bad it's a bad girl I can't wait to sleep that night ree like he rees

he like rees it's like what the fuck's going on it's going on I do you I can't Yeah, like it was so bad that actually there was a debate that went on for like a day of there. He's just fucking with us.

Like clearly like West Scanton or whatever the fuck his name is. I think that's his name. He, um, maybe he was just like, oh, this will be hilarious because it's that bad. And I don't know, man. It's weird. It's weird. It's bad. I do know that he's a troubled person.

And, uh, some people after one of his shows, they found him kind of wandering. the streets with a backpack and somebody pulled out his phone and started like interviewing him like oh my god it's like Hillary Clinton in the woods after the election they're like are you good girl and uh well i mean yeah he didn't stand a chance i mean his first his name is i assume his first name is puddle yeah that's why is that's why the band is named his name yes it it's one of those bands that are named after him yeah like right like ozies osborne you know like he's got a band or maryland right yeah it's puddle of muddell of muddh Oh my fucking God.

Well. You are due in court a month from now. Oh, not again. Yeah, that's a crazy. So what do we got to talk about today? At the time that we were recording last time, Trump and Mom Dani had their meetings, so we couldn't cover exactly everything.

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Like, the fact that he wore the exact same outfit that Mom Dani wore. I don't know how old that outfit is or whatever. Like, I don't know when that picture was taken in the mom Dany and the black coat and the red shirt. But, like, the fact, I have not seen Donald Trump dress outside of the normal suit that he wears or the fucking golf shit clothes. Yeah, that's it. This is the only two

designated outfits for him. So the fact that he's just like, after this meeting, dressed exactly like Mom Domney is very, very weird. I don't know what, I don't know what that means. It's just, and also like the fucking meeting, have you seen him, when's the last time you seen him fucking

glow like that? Like Trump was like, it is weird, just smitten. He was looking at, he was smiling, like up the ass, he took a bunch of promo picks smiling like crazy. I'm like, I can't remember the last time I've seen him do that with anyone, like legitimately

meeting with Putin or whatever. And he's kind of like, yeah, I'm going to put on a face. Yeah, it's all good. I'm going to dance. I'm going to do a little Trump dance. Yeah. It's something about him being there. It was almost like he genuinely believed like, holy shit, this guy's like the truth. And he's going to, I actually do love New York. And he's going to,

crush it. Saying, say, like, oh, he's going to win over some Republicans. He's going to surprise some Republicans. And I'm like, well, yeah, he actually is because unfortunately, that's how this works. Right, yeah. It's, yeah, I was just a weird, just a very bizarre meeting. I love that he just was like, yeah, you could, you could say yes, it's fine. Oh, when that bitch tried to like get, have a gotcha.

Try to get, make him like, oh, you said, he was a fascist or like, oh, he knows. what his position is or our politics are implying that he's a fascist or whatever so like, are you calling him that? And her fucking, her tone and the way she looked, I was like, this bitch. And then Trump just cluding careless. Nah, that's okay.

You could say it. It's fine. I don't mind. Dude, he jumped in front of, it's so funny comparing it to like how he treated like Zelensky or something. You know what I mean? So it's night and day difference where like he was just, he was diving in front of.

all these gatches that these are these uh reporters were there's another one where it's like why'd you fly here aren't trains greener and he's like uh i think trump said something like uh i mean that's a that's a long drive i don't mind it's just he kept like deflecting it was very i've never seen him deflect criticism from other people so often you know um but like it happened he did so i don't know what that means necessarily you know yeah i mean yeah It'll, it'll, I'm sure it'll go back to the way it was before. He'll talk to enough lizards that'll set him back to like, oh, wait. Yeah, maybe he's actually a bad.

Maybe he's actually a bad guy. Yeah, yeah. He's a communist, like he's a communist loser snake. And you're like, well, what about what you just said, you know, two days ago about him? I don't remember. What do you? I don't even know who I, what's happening right now. Where am I?

Where am I? That's what I would do. If I want to get out of something, I was just pretending I have no idea what's happening. Right. Am I, uh, am I in, am I on planet Namik? I don't understand what's happening right now. He knows what planet Namik is. So have you secured the Namakian dragon balls?

Have you secured the Black Star Dragon Balls? I want to summon Perunga. Perug. I need three wishes and, uh, these goddamn, Sam Sains keep getting in my way. Zarbond. Zarbone. Zarbone.

Zarbone. Fucking Zarbon. What the fuck is this? Okay, so I'm sorry. I'm like scrolling through the question thread and sometimes I read, sometimes I read something that like catches my attention and I just can't help but like address it. Kingston's number one dad wrote in.

Says longtime listener, first time patron, first time question ask you here. Welcome. Says, have you guys heard about those two men that wanted to invade a Haitian island with an army of homeless men. One of them was so dedicated that they joined the military to get military training. By the way, this podcast helped me through the death of a family member. I love these distinct.

The tonal whiplash of this question and the end of it. Yeah, that was kind of crazy, actually, but I'm glad we helped. I don't, but whoa. Yeah, I'm glad we can help you. I don't know a fucking. thing about this? Because first,

I don't know, that's real. That happened. That happened, actually. That's actually entirely real. But what, how do you know about this? Because I saw the news post of it.

Like the internet news post. What do you mean? It's a, it's a fucking crazy story that someone got caught revealing that. There's information about them. I mean, it's not.

So here's the way that I feel about this, right? It would be one thing if like a corporation was like, I want to invade, Haiti. They wanted to invade if they wanted to invade it. It would be one thing if thousands of people wanted to invade Haiti. Two guys. I've heard

two people talk about way crazy or shit at a bar. It sounds like somebody hearing something at a bar, I'd be like, I'm going to make a new story about this. So what happens is this, right? You know what I mean? I don't know. The information was that it was revealed that two people were going to invade a side island of Haiti,

kill all of the men there, and then take the women as sex slaves. That is crazy, Chris. how would they have done that? It's not about it. I don't know, but it's still crazy. It's actually wanted to legitimately.

It's not a bar story. And then one went into the military. And obviously it would never work. Even if they did raise the army of homeless people, they would get gunned down immediately. But the idea that there is people actually plotting and it wasn't a bit for the show. Like, oh, that's a hilarious fucking bit for a podcast.

You know, but like people were like, yeah, that sounds real. and awesome and I'm with you brother that is crazy I guess I don't know the homeless people fifths of vodka and they will follow us to to death because I probably would if I was a homeless person

you're like why not yeah I got nothing better dude literally I mean I mean I yeah I have not heard of this how long ago was how long ago is I think I revealed like maybe a week or two ago like it's insane it's like well that's like the fact someone going into the military to, I mean, a lot of people probably do. A lot of people go into the military, probably get military trained to come back into the real

world. Absolutely. Be terrible. Clearly, that's, I mean, like, that became a huge problem with gangs. I mean, literally, actually. That's why they, that's purpose, probably why they started, like, attacking the panthers like that. They went there.

They got military trained. I don't try to use firearms and bullshit. They came back and they armed their communities. It's fucking. It happens. But, like, the fact, still someone's saying and doing that is crazy. Like, it's still like, what the fuck? I'm going to go.

to the military. I'm going to suffer through four years in the military. It's like attempting. Right. Do you hear people that say, oh, like flat earth motherfuckers are like, I'm going to build a rocket or whatever so I can prove? And then there's the person that's actually dragging resources together and starting to build a rocket. Like what the fuck? And seeing they're almost there, they just need to secure the fuel. And then they rob like a bunch of gas stations and pumping it out with a garden hose. And you're like, oh, this is crazy.

you're using you're using regular gas and try to propel your rocket into space but you gotta you gotta love crazy people sometimes like when they're actually dedicated you know

yeah you gotta respect it you gotta respect it a little bit like wow they actually they didn't get anywhere close but they fucking tried you know they tried they had their heart in it

for sure you know and that's really what matters at the end of the day it's like me versus loving someone you know like I you know it's like it's about the same type of i try but you know i don't really get close right it's the thought that counts i guess uh yeah all right let's i don't even know what the fuck this is yeah this is i guess this was buried under like all

the uh broad news from two weeks ago that like i don't know like to me this this this had no chance of even breaking through for me because i was just thinking like oh i would have the world's ending. I wonder if AI is going to take everything. You know what I mean? I'm just like, I don't know. But so this is another, it's again, like a lot of addressing the exact previous episode, which is kind of nice.

Trump fucking a hole through a brick wall because he smelled and it cuts off. Sorry. Sorry, bud. Your joke died. Hopefully you're in the end credits. Maybe you're a $25 patron. You'll get your name read. And we'll hear whatever the hell it is you were trying to say. He says, fun fact for y'all today.

Everybody knows that goofy... Oh, wait, no, no, this is the wrong one. What the hell? I'll read that one after anyway, but, like, I want to address this thing. Galane Maxwell, Galeen Maxwell's horse named Bubba rode in. He says, hey, the three gay fucks that still haunt my question, that haunt my soul.

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We're not going to go over it again. But I think, is that not... The whole point is that like... So you're agreeing with the comment now. What? That I can't understand socially and culturally? I think so. No, no, no, that they're different.

Socially and culturally, uh, yeah. Yeah, there's a difference to them, for sure. Okay. Addressed. Now, it's true this fucking hole through a brick wall thing. Yeah. Fuck y'all.

Fun fact for y'all today. Everybody knows that goofy emo pop punk accent, but did you know that it essentially comes from California punk imitating East Coast punk who were also imitating British punk? Have a great day. Is that true? I don't know. That sounds like it sounds like it sounds like one of those things that like I, you could make that case to me and if you told me that at a bar

I would believe you you know what I mean I would be like yeah okay I could see that I suppose Yeah I wouldn't argue it I'd be like interesting I wouldn't argue it I probably wouldn't even look into it Yeah I'm like oh okay cool I'd be like oh a fun fact I'll trust you stranger I don't but also like

I really don't care about the why punk artist sing the way they do it's not something I'm like Oh interesting yeah I don't really care why anyone sings the way they do really for being honest You don't care that the agent from that band, from Hubestank, sings in the way that he sings. You don't care about that?

Not exactly. I take interest in the way he sings, but not why he sings. Is there something, are you surprised he doesn't, like, he's not seen with his throat or something? Or what do you, why? Why is it?

Here we go. I'm not saying anything. I just think I just, I was just surprised. I don't know if he's from Mongolia or did he. I'm not sure. No, there's no shot he is. There's almost almost, I can almost,

I don't know that, but I'm fairly confident. As a matter of fact, Huba steak is a Mongolian word. Oh, I forgot. I forgot about that. I forgot. I like I learned that in Mongolian class in,

in community college. Yeah, in college. Wow. I learned that. I learned that second grade. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you went to a more robust school. I did. I went to private elementary school and when I was like, hey, you're now seven years old.

The right of passage is to learn about Mongolian studies. Yeah, mine was history, religion, lunch, religion, um algebra religion study hall religion religion lunch again religion so like we didn't have a lot of

we didn't have a lot of Mongolian studies going on in my Catholic school did you guys have that one elective altar boy pole dancing uh that was an after school thing that's fucking crazy older boy

bull dancing is out fucking rages oh god oh god yeah god god bless did you do that kingson

did you do altar boy uh no why why do you mean why not uh my family grew up i was raised i was raised muslim actually oh okay so you see uh I'm not either

I put my ammo away no please I love the news you guys already you guys already went went pretty far by all means I don't want I don't want mom don't I'm not gonna chill out a little bit

I know I don't want to I want to tell Joe can have his bomb very good mom donnie's coming for you guys because you did it Chris you did it that's right Zoron bomb Donnie at it again that's crazy

the weird thing is why have I why have I I guess I'm not on Twitter no because I was like I've never heard that before and I feel like I should have I mean

yeah I mean to be fair that's that's a comic degree of racism oh you know you know we haven't talked about actually like something that I told I can't believe but I forgot that this happened

the fucking um so Twitter uh currently known as X oh my God they had they I know right that crazy we almost missed it but there was uh they had an update recently where they i think i don't

know exactly what the name of the update was i don't know what the terminology is for it but they basically had an update that made it so uh every account if you clicked on i believe let me go oh my god yes i don't you talking about yes if you clicked on you know about this account basically it's like under under their main thing and it says like joined and you know for mine it has joined in 2009. And if you clicked on it, it would basically give away, uh,

you know, where the account was based in, um, how it was connected to the app store and all this stuff, you know, and, you know, when,

when the account joined. And a bunch, and I mean a metric fuck ton of, uh, make America great again, right wing, you know, pundit,

uh, you know, whatever, you name it. So many right wing accounts. based in Bangladesh, based in India, based in, you know, the Arab Emirates, based in Serbia, based in everywhere but the United States. Because of course.

Heck other stuff because apparently I heard that they already like disabled this feature because of everybody panicking. Yeah, so I think, you know how Twitter operates, right? Like some people, some people lose the feature. Some people still have it. It's weird. Like the updates, the update statuses for Twitter has, have never made sense in fairness. like uh but there was one that was like it was crazy because it was connected the the way that you would see it connected was like the is this israel android app which is like i've never

seen that probably like that is fucking crazy um if i remember correctly i actually don't remember the country uh where it's connected to but there's an america the at america it is just the account at america it is not based in america and it's I just like that it's the official America account is like some foreign ass shit. And I'm like, of course. Of course it is. Because America's a foreign ass shit place. What do you mean?

I mean, it's just funny to see like the we've all known about this. It's like there are certain people that I fantasize about like criticizing and like there's a guy that's been getting crazy and crazier named Dave Smith. He started off as a comic and then he became this like libertarian hero, I guess. And he sucks off Joe Rogan and shit. Champion of Palestinians, but for some reason sucks off Russia. And I'm like, oh, I wonder why. You know, like, I wonder why. Dollar signs, Russian roubles are flying out of his ass.

And like this type of shit. Like I just want to like, I love when there's a confirmation like with Tim Poole and, you know, Dave Rubin and all them, all the tenant media people. And I'm waiting for more confirmation from like a Dave Smith. It's so obvious. It's so obvious. like the way yeah it's it's

it's just so funny it's funny to see it like so plain faced you know what I mean you can tell it's just like oh none of y'all are even Americans of course not

that this has been a like I don't understand how people didn't understand that actively foreign parties are sowing discourse in this country duh it's so easy to do here

because of how different we are as a they believed it until they did it Right? Because one of the biggest things back in the day was McCarthyism, you know, before us, before our era. I agree. And that carried into our era. And, and then as soon as Russia became the good guy somehow, you know, like socially to conservatives, all of a sudden, oh, they're not interfering in our elections. They're not trying to sow discourse and, and fuck our election. They're not trying to do anything all of a sudden. even nothing changed with them but somehow they're not doing this shit anymore and I'm like god damn

imagine being that fucking stupid like we live through this shit it's like oh yeah they wouldn't do that oh it's a lie Dave Smith goes on Joe Rogan's podcast and still they want to talk about oh Russian disinformation even though it's proven and people went to fucking prison for it and you know but they still want to talk about it as if it's

it's happening with China a little bit right now too there's little to have a little bit right now. Not to the same degree, but it's definitely happening with China, where it's like, they've definitely made strides and like their, they're betterment for like people's rights there. For sure, they've made quite a lot

of improvement, but it's like, it's not that bad. And it's like, bro, it's not. It ain't great. I mean, it was, it just a few short years ago when we were talking about the, their Muslim fucking internment camps. Like, it wasn't that long ago when we were talking about that. It ain't. That doesn't get abolished overnight.

It's over there. It's just, You can say both things. You can say it's just like when we talk about racism over here, where it's like historically, things have gotten better. Clearly, we're not getting, I'm not, I would be lynched looking at Jojo. You know what I'm saying? Like, things are different. Yeah. But there's still work to do.

It's like we can say both things. Two things can be the same. Like two things to be true at once, which is a real big situation. It's like the idea of like everybody being like, well, there's a bunch of Democrats in the files. And it's like, yeah. get them too. The fucking loyalty the tribalism as if like

I don't know a single fucking Democrat except for the people that are getting paid by like A PAC or whatever that band together besides shit like that every person I know that considers himself a liberal leftist or anything like that have no tribalism in politics. They're like yeah,

fuck any of these people. Like what are you talking about? Like I just want people to do well and I have no loyalty to any of these assholes when I'm on the streets, when people are driving by, the closest I'll see is Bernie Sanders stickers every once in a while, which makes sense because he's actually seems like a decent guy. But there isn't memorabilia and merch and hats and flags and shit like that.

I'm like, where is that, you pussies acting like fucking people on the left are all sticking together and rah-wrying for like, they'd be mad if Bill Clinton got fucking thrown in jail and executed. Who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? What do you say? man. I just saw the most confusing fucking thing I've ever seen. So I guess for some reason they had they had the Rizzler and Hasbola meet at UFC or where? No, just didn't just in just like a random thing or?

Some interview. Some interview they were just like hey it'll be funny if we got the Rizler. If we got has if we got the Rizler and Hasbola to meet. Why? This is this is this is a little just watch this 23 year old meet a nine year old boy like what is the original 9? I don't understand that motherfucker I assume he's like I mean he's like probably like maybe 10 or 11 or something he's probably like a tween yeah

yeah maybe we that era maybe so okay he's young he's definitely young he's definitely he definitely doesn't have that like that that shadow where he's probably like watching real function on internet like that his have that twinkle in his eye yet where he's like oh he's seen like darkness yeah not yet like like that happens in like you're like 13 oh i see something wilder and you're like i'm scared i've seen this guy uh this guy Caleb presley i've seen him he's like a a comedy podcaster or interviewer um i saw him interviewing a lucca donchit and like he just asked them stupid fucking questions so

like that's his whole schick and so i see i see what this is now like let's bring these two assholes that are not related to each other whatsoever. This will be funny. And so I guess that's the idea. What is the premise? They both look like children because one is one? Like, I don't know. Like, such a weird, such a weird premise.

All I know is maybe it has to do with, so Hezboa is deeply embedded into the mixed martial arts world. He was just at the Qatar or cater, however you want to fucking say it, which is at the USC event. I was like, I forgot he was alive to be honest. Because I hadn't seen him in fucking forever. And then the Rizler probably still loosely connected with, you know, Big Justice and all that other shit that goes on.

Yeah. And they were recently on like an AEW thing that just happened, wrestling thing. Yeah. So one of the guys used to be an ex- Wrestler. So he's been evolved with the AED for a while. And the Rizler, sorry, not the Rizzer, young justice, the kid did a, or Big Justice, sorry, did a diamond. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Big Justice did a diamond cutter on one of the, I can't even remember.

I forgot what I saw. I was half paying attention. I'm like, I don't know what's happening. This is too much for my brain. They're out here living, they're out here living my dreams, man. They're out here living my young dreams. I would love to, if for the only reason to have clout is to go on and do like a dumb wrestling event and get the shit kicked out of me or something. Like I want to be put through a table or something. like speed getting your whole arm ripped up like i love that shit his whole arm burned that was crazy i love that i love when i hate when they're like oh they try to make them look good i'm

like that's gay but if you can be like hey beat the piss out of me like i'll even blade i'll fucking be bleeding and shit and like they're like you can you can you could you could kill me you can kill me you can kill me i'm not i'm not living for anything you can kill me you can murder me dude they just shoot you at the end they pin you and then just shoot you and then just shoot you in the face fucking crazy they give you $75 and they're like are you sure about this we could pay you

more $75 send this to my wife this is ample send this to my wife oh did you like honey what are you doing I'm fin to live $75 did you guys see this by the way

young Colin taking the shot on a younger Colin that's crazy he says Candice Owens just posted on her Facebook saying a government insider warned her that the French president Emmanuel Macron ordered her assassination

I checked her Facebook I did see it. I saw it on Twitter from her direct Twitter and the reason I saw it is because Dave Smith I was just talking about that piece of shit quote tweeted it and was entertaining it like oh I was like I responded

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact? with Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is

dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'm not thinking anybody's going to see you. I just, it was already a day old or something. I replied to it. And I was like, you're such a fucking dumbass. Like, I can't believe it. And And then, like, that started getting a lot of traction. I thought that was weird.

Because, like, it was already kind of over. So I guess other people were, I don't know. It's, it resonated with enough people because what a fucking, like, everybody in his comment section that follows Day Smith or even like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, we don't, we don't take Candace Owen seriously. What are you doing? Like, he's such a fucking, he's such a fucking chill. And we all know why Candice Owens is doing it because she's beefing with McCrone.

Yeah. And specifically his wife. And so, of course, she's going to accuse the French. No one's talking about the French government. So miraculously, the French government's trying to assassinate her. Oh, how convenient because they're going through a lawsuit right now. It's so fucking stupid. God, she sucks.

Yeah, it doesn't seem, it doesn't seem to me a lot of say. I mean, it seems to me the more likely explanation is that people are fucking with her because they know that she's. She absolutely is. It's like a Chris Chan type thing. It literally is. It's like a Christian thing where, like, somebody. pretends to be like, I'm liquid Chris and I'm the real Christian and because like they, because they know that the real Christian is like exactly dumb enough to like be bothered by that and be

convinced like, oh no, people are going to think that's really neat. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what it's like, oh, I'm going to draft up this like official looking letter that looks, uh, that looks legit to somebody who's spiraling. Yeah, I'm, I don't know, man. The, the French government. Right. Exactly. They don't care. They don't care. They're probably, they're going to win a they're probably going to win their lawsuit so why would they want to kill you? Like that's the whole thing where it makes me feel like

so I'm not one I'm not 100% convinced I'm 50 50 right now that she's insane I I'm there's this the things that she's entertaining almost feels like you can't be you have a team

around you your entire team is digging up stuff and she's not doing the shit or self. And in that instance would almost have me suggest that like, well, you can't be that crazy. Because I feel like your team would completely just quit. You're on your own. So it almost feels like I'm like, I can't say for sure that she's

just nuts and this isn't just calculated to just soak up as much money as humanly possible. Like even talking about Charlie Kirk and the way she's been talking about, oh, I have these text messages, oh, here's a little bit extra text messages. Oh, like it looks like Israel might have done something. He was

criticizing Israel before he got like she's saying all these things pulling these threads and shit and I'm like all right dude I don't know if this is a crazy person it feels more like a person that's trying to drag this shit out so I'm I'm not it could be both though right you could be insane but also understand that this is making me a lot of money so it's it's kind of hard to pinpoint for me yeah yeah I know is that I fucking hate her I can't stand her she's quite okay Candace Owens is quite literally like actually my least favorite black person like ever like actually like I really like I truly

and the fact that she's Jamaican too makes me so much more upset it makes me hate my blood more than I already do more than I really Mike is so loud what hat I love you he has this auto thing you have the

auto thing I don't know how to I don't know how to enable it you have the scarlet solo I don't even know how to enable do you have the on air button on Do you have the air button on? I don't think. Is that the red light button?

There's like, there should be like, no, the red lip button is for your, your volts. Yeah, yeah, you have to have that on. There's another one that should say, it's not on then, clearly. Because like there's the air button. You have the Scarlett Solo, right? Yeah, there should be two buttons. There should be that one. And right next to it, there should be like a solo one that's basically supposed to be for,

I'm just trying to figure out what's happening because it's not happening to our shit. And I want to understand why. Maybe somebody in the audience, because I'm going to, keep this in could fucking help us i swear to god someone who's actually like really versed in audio engineering be like i know what's happening you bitch you stupid bitch i know what's happening and i'm thank you tell me all right well i don't know i can't help him thanks thanks chris thanks for your contributions i don't know i'm just whatever i'm trying to i'm trying to find the next thing what is this uh dutch duches puckered pink man pussy rev rev rev revue

Revoelto. I don't know what. Okay. Could have just ended it with. Did a red dead two thing? I mean, I guess. Like it's like revolver, I think. He's basically like sun involving anuses.

I don't know. Or pussy. Howdy, my fellow Jamaicano? God. White boy and Y.N. Based on the name, you guys can tell I subbed a while ago. No. What do you mean?

You could have just kept going. He didn't have to make it feel bad. I mean, I'm just like, that doesn't seem like, we talk about Red Dead enough, you know, it doesn't seem like a, like an old thing.

I went through hard times, but now I'm back for the holidays. I've binged, uh, binge watch Caribbean enthusiasm, and I must say the show is incredible. So season five, episode five,

Larry makes fun of the kamikaze pilot. Have you guys ever experienced, uh, a level of culture shock that has caused you to inadvertently make fun of another man's suffering? P.S. I'm drunk. If this doesn't make sense,

it doesn't really make much sense. It doesn't really much sense. specific ovenings. It's a bit, it's too specific. Have I seen someone's? I'll say culture shock. I don't know if I've really, the only real culture shock I experienced was going

East Coast and West Coast and realizing that there's no transit. That was kind of the thing for me. I was just like, what the fuck? Cities function without trains. And they don't really. By the way, that's the side note is that they don't. They actually function horribly. What was the biggest culture shock?

I've ever experienced. It was when I went to London. It was when King Dad took you to Afghanistan, right? Probably when I went to London. That was the biggest culture shot. Because British people are just really not nice. They're like really like really not nice to people on the street. I think they're not nice to you.

Yeah. I was I was just, you know, it's, no, I'm not going to say. No, you open up that can. You got to say it. No, go ahead. What were you going to say? When I went to the area where I was around a bunch of Caribbean people, they were very nice.

they were like very nice, like openly nice, but I think it was an actual community opposed to like London. Those niggas hate each other and they're terrified of each other also too. So they were like, I don't want to talk to anyone that's darker than tan because they might stab me.

So like I'm just going to go about my way. Everybody's worried about it. They're just like walking with it. Everyone's drawing their blades. Like, a butterfly knife playing with him. It's like, this is crazy. Yeah, it's really, but that was the biggest culture shock.

It was interesting being in a place where I spoke the same languages, people technically, but they were like, you didn't know what the fuck was going on. It was like, oh, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Everything. All right. Similar to Puerto Rico.

Puerto Rico was really just beautiful. It was like so beautiful. And people were like truly nice to each other, like very open arms to one another kind. And the way we aren't here. I don't know. People say actually people say in the U.S. When you go outside the U.S., people say that people in the U.S. are overly nice, actually. I always hear people say like, hey, bro, don't talk to me. Why are you smiling at me? Why are you saying hello?

I'm just trying to go about my business. Because that's what like, it's like the, it's default to want to do that over here. Like, if you pass by somebody, you almost want to like nod or like shoot them a smile or some shit like that. And people usually outside the U.S. are like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I think that's the only way we've been able to manage to get to this point Because of the fact that we are all so different, you know, that's like, you know, like it's a war is going to break out if we don't nice to either. Maybe, you know, so like we have to like, we had to like, hey, be nice to your neighbor because like they're your pal essentially. You know what I think it actually is.

You know what I think it actually is. I think it's because here everybody is generally so different from each other that. like, in other places where everybody's the same, you're kind of thinking, like, I know what that guy's going to do. Yeah, I don't care. I know, I know everything about that guy. I don't even know him. So I'm not even going to acknowledge him.

But everybody else is like, I don't know what's going on with that person. I'm trying to establish some kind of peaceful link, I guess, you know. That might be. I don't know. You know, one weird thing that happened in Greece was the people, the, the, the, the, the, the, the common courtesy of like of being in public wasn't really if you didn't really acknowledge each other at all. It was like almost you didn't even exist. I,

I witnessed, uh, my ex, my girlfriend at the time, crash in to another, a people because it was basically like, you know how people usually, you'll,

somebody's gonna move. Someone's got to move if they're, and like, it just wasn't happening. And they just crashed into each other. I was like, what the fuck was that? I was like,

or like, uh, oh, here's a pillar in the mall. And there's a person that's kind of narrowing the gap between the pillar and like where to pass through. And like just instead of just waiting for them to walk like squeezing through them like unnecessarily. And I was like I don't understand. What is what are you doing? It was just like a weird thing that people would do.

They just you couldn't stop moving or something and not acknowledge the person. It was very strange. It's really interesting. It's interesting because of how like it just had different places people like navigate like move through areas. Like in California, people, this is, I say it's about California a lot and I don't actually mean it, but I think this is a very self-absorbed. L.A. particularly is a very self-absorbed place where people just don't really think that there's other things going on. They're kind of like, is they're rushing or they're doing something or whatever so they're just not really paying attention. And I feel like that leads to a lot of accidents.

Sure. Where are you in L.A. that people are rushing. Well, I mean, they're rushing. Can I go? They're rushing in their context of rushing, you know, not obviously the New York fucking ridiculous pace of like the grind. But like in their perspective, they're going somewhere. Actually, where we where we live because of all the car accidents, kill the people are fucking rushing to go nowhere. Actually, the fact that's why it happened so much. It's not really rushing. They're just like racing. They're they're they're racing to somewhere. Usually it's to go out and they and all they did was shave off three minutes of their fucking of their time. If that. Like, you fucking ask you almost killed 20 people just to be home a few minutes early. It's so insane.

I really truly don't get it. It's insane. But it's what you call it? But that's what you go. But like that's what happens. But then I've noticed when people are walking, right, how they just walk into each other sometimes. I've seen people just walk into each other in a way I just don't understand.

Because I'm huge. And I'm lumbering and I don't bump into people when I'm walking around. But people just walk into each other. Evan Vini to talk to you about that. Casey, you do. Chris, I have not, Chris, I have not been somewhere with you in months on purpose, on purpose, mind you. But I have not been. Listen, listen, listen.

I've been meaning to bring this up because it's something you say often. You say like you, you often talk about like every time we're at a party, he talks about how good he is at avoiding people. And I've never wanted to bring this up. I've never wanted to bring this up. The last time I was thinking I was like, guys, I'm really good at not walking. People, I swear to God, it's insane. Like right now, everybody walk at me right now. I know that it, I know that it was important to him.

but like I think like at a certain point we just got we got to talk about it. Kingston has trampled at least seven people in the last like eight, eight weeks probably. And he just hasn't noticed it because the people that he tramples are so small. And he just, he goes about how small are we talking? How small are we talking? Like below five foot.

Is a child the person? It's usually children or just shorter women. Is it a child the person? The person. A person? When they're three years old, yes. Okay. When they're walking, they're a person.

Oh, okay. Yeah. The powerful, oh, of recognition. I sure hope the law agrees with me when I accidentally trample a two-year-old and they're like, in person, think and walk. When do you start referring to a child as a person? When it's out of the womb? when it's poor typically, but like,

I don't really, because like, I think of it in the laws, right? You socially made, you're saying like socially? I'm not talking about law. I'm not talking about law. Obviously law immediately upon exiting. Fair enough.

I was being too on the spectrum. As even, even probably before that. Honestly, I think what completely when they have starting to. I would say like five years old, man, five years old. That's when like a kid, God forbid, ever had to of kid could.

and there's been documented cases could survive on their own at five. Like, God forbid, but like, say actually find food and they can, they could take care of themselves enough to survive. And so I would say five years old. Yeah, a person can survive. My nephew could not survive on his own. He could not. I love that boy to death.

Yeah. There's no. Not probably the typical five-year-old today, even with magic, even with magical assistance he could not survive. What is wrong with your... Nothing. I just think that's how dumb kids are.

I think he'd have to have divine intervention for him to survive on his own. Because that kid is sillier than a bitch. He'd get really unsilly if he had to survive on his own. Oh, absolutely. That's sillyness. That's sillyness goes out of the window.

You don't take a clown and put him in like the Sahara and he's like still making... He doesn't still have the flower. You know? serious like John Wang Gacy's you know he's he gets

he gets serious that spark would go damn real fast it'd be just like snuffing out of fire with a cup you know putting a cup over an open fire and it's just

oh it's gone oh it's gone there goes snuffed out there goes him's being able to smile there goes there goes peaceful sleeps you know but yeah Kingston tramples people

all the time he doesn't notice it's uh it's been a problem people walk people like they don't like walk with ability to like charge like taking charge and walking through a gap they kind of just wait i've noticed we do that a lot but i'm like even me like i don't like doing it i don't like being near

people i hate being in proximity to other people just don't like it people phobic but i don't even know what you call that though is that i don't know people that's not what it is no i think so is crowds right but that's like going that's like being around people and like being outside of your home is more gorgeous you in it think success starts with your drive and a American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

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awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. I guess maybe, yeah, probably. Now you? I go out all the time Yes You do talk about constantly How you hate being out You do say that a lot

Do I hate? You like seeing friends But you don't like Going out and doing that Which I do hate going out But I also Like hanging out with people

That's the thing I don't know how to help you with that one That's me man I'm like Oh it's nice to see y'all But y'all like You're not you're not in my house, so I don't want to leave my house.

That's so crazy. As you get older, I think that's kind of happened to you. Especially when you were a very hyper introverted person when you were younger. You did your battery gets burnt because I was way more like extroverted when I was younger. Now I'm like, dog, I can't. It gets tiring. It destroyed my extra. I don't.

What the fuck would you call my extra version? What'd you call it? It killed my. That works. I mean, it's probably a retroverted. I'd rather say that just to not sound retarded. Too late. Yeah, yeah, no, it's, I was extremely like, hey, let's go wherever.

And then being home, filming, editing, and doing all the shit all day, all of a sudden, I just got way too comfortable. Because, you know, when working a regular job, you're out every fucking day, damn near. And then sometimes you would even hang out with your coworkers afterwards. Like, oh, let's go get a beer or whatever the fuck. And now, like, like, like, like. People were like, oh, let's go do this. And then I kind of like, I'm deep in my chair.

And I'm like, ah, you know, no. I think about, dude, having a job, having a job really made me hate people. Like I wasn't, I wasn't a huge person. In the service industry or not retail, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when I, living in California made it worse because it was obviously a cultural difference between the way I act and the way people like here act. But then. In general, being at the service to people just made me like, I can't go back to it. I would die.

Excuse me, sir, what's in this drink? That's not a problem. That's not a problem. Is this people being, is this the first time you've been here? I know it ain't the first time you fucking been here. Fuck you. That's not a problem because this is someone asking me a question. It's like, oh, yeah, I'll give you a drink.

But people are people being like, people being rude to begin their interactions. It's like, what the fuck? How? I didn't do this to you. That's always very confusing. Like going in there immediately, like trying to, uh, to start something with like a minimum wage worker is very bizarre. Like I always try to be like as courteous as possible whenever I'm in a place like that. But like, but I've seen people flip out.

Like I remember I saw like, I remember with Lacey, we went, we were like stopping into the Apple store and the, in the, uh, what is it? The Americana like many, many, many years ago. And there was this guy just like unloading on a fucking Apple genius or whatever. It's just like some young guy And some old Some old guy was unloading on some young guy And I'm like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Like, why is he screaming in the middle of a crowded Apple store?

People are just at the end And it's still, they shouldn't do that at all. It's yeah But I understand people are just at the end of their rope sometimes And it's still not fair to do that to somebody else But it's just people have their moment I've been at the end of my rope consistently for like a decade I've been at the end of my rope this entire

I've been hanging on by a thread Oh no I and I have not been I have not unloaded on some random person It's crazy it's not fair But people have their breaking point And we don't know what they're going through You know that's why for me like I try to empathize for people Before I like I snap back at everyone

Can I be And it's like people are just going to things where And I feel like maybe I'm being a little bit too harsh It's still not fair though The people who unload I don't I don't, this is my opinion, it may be a little bit extreme. Not necessarily, but what I mean is like, I understand why some people might disagree. But I feel like in no circumstances, they're an excuse to, I feel like there's so many, you can unload if you're driving by yourself in a car, if you're hitting a bag, if you're, I feel there's so many ways to unload your anger and frustration and it doesn't have to ever be towards another person, unless they specifically wronged you.

But like, say, a lot of times people will take it out on people that didn't wrong them. It's very, actually, I talked to Jojo culturally over there in Eastern Europe. It is customary to just be a cunt to somebody and then brush it off a little while later. Because you didn't really mean it. You're just taking it out on this person using this person as a punching bag. And so I'm like, fuck no, you ain't doing that shit to meet. Like, that's not, it's not how we do shit over. Dude, I'm, I'm, I'm black and Hispanic.

That is all it is is just being extremely. especially the women because of the fact that's all they have in that fucking ability to like be very verbally mean because they can't do it physically because of the fact that they'll just get beat by their fucking husbands so they just say horrible shit to people and it's like why why are you talking to someone like that that's insane like you shouldn't talk to someone that way ever I think culturally it's just like it's crazy me how about we change it and not like when I am upset, like when I really feel, I feel like really the best way to do it, and it makes me laugh afterwards is like when you're in a car,

because driving is so fucking frustrating to me because of how shitty drivers are, just in general, I guess, because, you know, it could be worse. It could be, you've seen the traffic in some, uh, you could be automobile. It could be the automobile. It seems awesome. I think I would do well on there. I'm talking about, like, say, where it's extremely crowded and dense, like somewhere like India or something, where it's cutthroat.

And I wouldn't, I don't think I'd be able to survive an environment. like that because it is just too chaotic and it would it's too upsetting but like over here whatever it's screaming in your car or saying something absurd that you know that would basically be said on the podcast but maybe just taking up a couple of notches it's kind of and then you just kind of like you're over it you're you're it's it's you got your anger out you don't have to do what defense does and falling down and get out and start shooting up everything you just you got it out of your system you saw somebody that cut you off.

Think of the worst thing you can think of. And then you kind of just like, oh, that would have been crazy to actually say, you know, I didn't mean that. You know what I'm saying? And then you're kind of done with it.

It would have been wild to say it out loud to somebody. It's like that. You know, like, oh, yeah. It's, I feel like everybody listening.

If you've driven, you've done it. And you know, afterwards, your, your, your, your,

your, your, your, you're, you know, just, just don't say to people in real life, you know,

you see, you see an Asian person they cut you off you know something might slip out don't roll down your window and try to say you see those people right we've all caught the the dash cans or whatever where they actually like oh let me go

and tell them to their face and like wow you're crazy dude people people people kill each other on the road and it's insane to me like not even like accidents I've seen I've seen spite accidents happen too and it's like do you understand how many people could

potentially getting involved. It's just, it's just people not being able to deal with their emotions and people not being, dude, mental health, man. Yeah. It's all mental health.

It's fucking wild. I, I definitely am happy. I got therapy when I did help me learn how to deal with flaring up. Because there are a lot of people that just, I see them just go Nova for no reason. It's like you need to. Do you think you would be alive if you didn't have therapy?

No. God, Damn. No way. No. That's crazy. No. Not at all.

Like specifically or maybe just like what where do you? Where I went to school, I would have I would have tried to fight. I would have tried to fight somebody that like would have tried to try probably try to shoot me or like Stad me or something. I would have died. That's great. I would have to punch a guy that's holding two guns. I'm trying to punch the gun. Shoot my hands

And then you're still with the nuts And I'm trying to kick They're trying to kick Did you sing a guy with no hands Try to kick another guy You know it's really sad It's really sad Because if if you

Without your arms Your kicks have such less power Like your arms do so much work And it's like, but your arms got blown off, not, not just your hands. Yeah, right at the, right at the joints, right at the elbow. I look like a surer in the beginning of the game. Like it's stupid. What a fucking, what a fucking reference.

That's a crazy reference, though. It's just like I haven't thought of that game in quite some time. Uh, in. And I run out of somebody. I have not thought about Arthur's wrath in a minute. I just arrived as Japanese, I think, actually, technically. But, like, it's, you know. The gods are very closely, like.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. What you got, Chris? I know there's a few gods that are African-inian in what you're called. There's some gods that are- I got a good one. Okay, go ahead. Were you not able to say?

Yeah, if you can finish your stupid god shit. Well, there's a, I know there's a god that's visible in, I think Hanuman, the monkey god is also Sung Wu Kang, is also in Indian, like, freaking text as well, too. I think that one character has different names, but it's just visible in all of those fucking cultures over on that side of the world. It's a straight biting, man. Like, they're always taking people's shit, dude. But that's good. But that's what it is. They're biting, man. They're biters.

These guys are biters. That's crazy. Someone in a different place has an idea that's sort of similar to you. You're a biter. You're a biter. Guys, I was having this discussion last night is, um, success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Sasquatch is a gorilla. I think Seth... I think it's just a disabled hairy man that lived in the forest,

and they were like, oh. Like something with Morphan syndrome That's really hairy I think it's a gorilla with Marfan syndrome Oh Okay Possibly what kind of Can make it

Cascuatch is usually brown Right Yeah How many gorilla I mean Species are there Girls can be brown Girls can be brown Girls can be brown

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outside of this um this uh axe throwing place that i went to and it was like a it was it was supposed to be sask watch they can't have it they can't have it what do you mean it's a particularly human auto what to call autoimmune neurodivert disease what what are you saying so gorillas cannot have it but have what more fan syndrome they can't have more syndrome oh i thought you said still talking about brown hair i was like well they can have brown hair i'm not seeing any gorillas with brown Well, here's the thing. They can. Oh, I'm sorry.

I've seen apes of brown hair. I'm talking about guerrillas. It's the aves of brown hair. It very well could be the gorilla version of Marfan syndrome, though. Like, we know that gorillas can't get human Marfan syndrome. That's, but like they might have a, they have, they might have gorilla marfan syndrome. You know, which makes it tall and lanky and weird. That's what I'm choosing to believe.

But I saw this statue of a Sasquatch outside and I was like, oh, it's like it's a gorilla. and he's like, you just call that Sasquatch a gorilla? And I was looking at it was like, I mean, like, it looks like a fucking gorilla to me. It's clearly a different build. But it's, it's, it really is kind of like you, you shoved a gorilla into like a mold and heated it up. So it like, shaped into the mold. But that's like, that's pretty much a reorganized gorilla. I feel like Sasquatchez are much bigger than gorillas.

I mean, they're taller because they're a little bit stretched out. I think they're just bigger in general because grillas aren't that big. You mean, you mean, you mean, you're not that big? Let me say the right way. Gorillas are pretty wide, but I think a gorilla weighs like maybe like 400, 500 pounds. That's a lot, no, it is a lot,

but like that's not, that's not like the, like a Sasquatch is like easy, like nearing 800, near a thousand pounds, based on the way they like to pick them. I actually would imagine that a Sasquatch is less. No, I think they're more because they're tall and also wide and big. They're not really that wide either.

I assume they are. Like I assume I pale in comparison to a A saasquatch. Like a shack of a saskwage. What's the average height of a saskwage? What is the average depicted height of a saskatch? Average, hold on. No, average height of

Sasquatch. I love it this auto fills. Between six and ten feet tall. Six and ten, that's a very large difference. Exactly. Like a six foot versus a ten foot. What the fuck, dude? So one is, so it's usually

About 400 pounds. 400 pounds. They'd pick them out 400 pounds. That's very slim if it's 400 pounds. If it's, uh, that's nothing then. Um, I would say that's probably one that's more close to six foot than, then if it was closer to 10. Yeah, six foot is terrifying. Yeah.

10 feet is huge. Imagine that's so much more. I guess it's like seeing, you know, like, you know, the biggest fucking elk's and shit. Like, moose. Like, just how. That would terrify me seeing something that big. Yeah. dude, look at the famous video of the Sasquish.

Hold on. Kingston, look up Sasquatch right quick. The video. Oh, the famous one? Yeah, the famous one. It's black hair. That's a gorilla, dude. That's a gorilla man.

Oh, I forgot about that, the one in the costume. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the costume. Oh, you know what you're trying to get out with that sentence. Yeah, the real guy. Yeah, the Sasquatch. The real Sasquatch. The real fast.

The real guy. I love the fucking, I love the pose. I love how calm. I love how calm they are driving. Arm is like flailing back a little bit. Like I love that position. I love how stupid it is that this got everybody's attention and like got a lot of,

like the idea that this is clearly a guy in a monkey suit walking. Like just in the woods videotaped and people were like, oh my God. It's got to be beyond human explanation. It's the, it's the fish flage. It's missing. The fact that like, first and foremost, something like that, you see and your instincts kick in and you're not going to be able to calmly record that. Notice the arms.

You're not going to be able to record that calm because you're going to be like, oh, that's terrifying. I think that Sasquatches are just like, I just quite think simply there's probably a wild man that was in the forest that lived amongst the shrubbery and had brushing bullshit on his body and they saw him. It's like, oh, that's Sasquatch. It's like I think maybe the Yeti was probably one of the last snow gorillas that ever existed that was just up there or was another fucking crazy guy in the woods that got really hairy. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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It was probably a dinosaur. Yeah, it was just what you saw. It was a dinosaur. They saw dinosaur fossils and some of it. It looked like it had wings. be a dragon. Some of them look like they had wings and shit like that, you know, because that's what they pictured when you see it being fossilized. So like, that's a very easy. Yeah. Oh, check this. If you scroll down just a little bit,

you'll see a depiction of a female Sasquatch. And it's got some very perky tits. It's funny. That's heinous. It kind of, I fucking hate that, man. Wow. It's got some tithies on it, dude. They're very perky. Are they? Those are some breasts. Yeah, that's a, That's ridiculously perky. That's like impossibly perky. That's so, the guy that made that was Jane it. That's like a 4-11, you know, Sasquatch.

The guy that made the image was Jain it to that for sure. He was Jain it to that. I think that's the whole point of the people who follow this shit, that they actually are like sexually attracted to Bigfoot. What else? That's the only explanation. That's a boring ass fucking ape. Who gives this shit? You know, one thing that, look, back when Joe Rogan wasn't the biggest piece of shit grifter, like, idiot, a long time ago, he was like, why the fuck do people care about Bigfoot? Like, there are sea creatures that are infinitely more interesting and we know about them already.

Like, I mean, Bigfoot is interesting. Bigfoot is interesting, but it's like, it's super interesting. How so? It's a missing link between, it's a missing link. Like, if it is, if it is, sorry, if it is the missing link between. humans and apes, that is a very important creature. But at the same time, it's like... Would it be... It's very likely not.

The only thing interesting about it, it would be like, holy shit, there's one that survived, and that's it. But we'd already be like, okay. Well, you're going to understand evolution. It'd be a helpful tool for evolution. It would just be like, because the missing link's always going to be a missing link. You know, that's the thing. We found this one.

Unless we have it. We found this one. No, Kingston, that's not the concept of a missing link is that there. It will always. This is the conversation about like how granular evolution is. Like we we separate evolution based on how convenient it is to explain and how convenient it is to delineate the differences because technically I, me and my parents are like a different, like if you want to get really technical, like really technical, there's evolution there.

And I am different from my parents. Not a reason we don't qualify that. But not enough for it to be effectively used. for. No, I understand. That's an effectively useful different. I wouldn't say so. There's a bit. There's a bit. There's a bit in Futurama.

But there will be a thing between, there will be a thing between him. Do you remember, do you remember the bit in Futurama about that? Or there's this orangutane that's all fucking like, you know, crazy. He's like one of these like crazy anti-evolutionist. And it's funny because he's a talking orangutang. But like, he's trying to be like, what about this one? And then Professor Farmsworth and they go on for a long time. And finally after like a hundred, he's like, oh, we.

haven't discovered that one yet. See? And it's like, it's a really funny bit. And it's just like kind of, it'll just go on forever. That would be, oh, here's one of them. Here is the homo stupid asses. And then there's still like, you know, it's so it. That's still interesting. Like, I don't think marginally interesting. It'd be useful for science because then it's like that's a different, that's a whole ass different thing. I'm just saying that even if we found one alive, relatively whole lot of different things. I was saying that even if we found one alive, oh, that's crazy. Cool. versus if a giant squid started, you know, like washed up ashore,

I would be way more interested in that fucking like a 70 foot squid or something. Because you see apes and you're going on in your day of life, you know, for sure. But like, that's interesting because of it. It's relevant directly to us. Because, you know, there were other like, I don't know if there are other real called homerrector. There's other like human like creatures that have existed and then died out that we're not, not like exactly technically related to. I'd be like, oh, look, fucking Joe Rogan, but who gives a shit?

You know what I mean? Like, it doesn't, like, it doesn't, like, it's interesting, but also, if I saw, like, one of those carousel squids, sorry, squids, a jellyfish somehow pop out of the water and start fucking spitting, I would freak out. You know, like, I just saying, like, it just seems more interesting because of, like, you said, the connection ape, I get it, missing link, I get it. It just doesn't do much for me, like, fantasy-wise and wonder-wise. So like I would

I think I'm gonna think a dragon is infinitely cool than probably any ape we could find. So we're gonna pair you with James Cameron. Even if there was an. And we're gonna take you down and find sea dragons. Are you cool with that? No, no. It's a sea. I don't want to see dragons.

I already signed you up. That's great. Sorry. You already been donated. He's already been donated to the cause. He gets one of those things that you handle wild animals with. the little what the stick

yeah the stick news let's go Kingston I'm James Cameron that is the most dehuman I think someone can probably it would be actually that is like crazy also because you have hands

that you should be able to grab the fucking thing and resist the idea that they would the idea that they would pull it out and use it on you as if it would be effective is almost worse

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and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, it's just the fact There was just like, you really think this little of me that I wouldn't be able to get out of this? Like, what the hell this monkey's resisting?

I don't understand. The fuck. I'm a person. Yeah, sure. Sure. What if James Cameron's like a seething racist and the whole Pandora thing and the whatever that shit's called? What are they called again? Those blue people?

The, the, uh, yeah, whatever. Yeah. The Navi, like there's a completely racist allegory. It's like it's real. Like everything you could, you know, somebody can make. some fake ass thing, like, this is this and this and that. And he's like, oh, no, yeah. Like, I'm actually, you know, I'm a very

hardcore racist. Anyway, I don't like how they're going to I'm not time to explain. I'm going to take this monkey down to the sea with me. We're going to, we're going to go find some sea dragons. I got to bring this ape. I got to bring this. I don't like how they're light skin

coated. It really bothers me. I just don't like how they look. James Cameron? No, the Naui, a Navi, whatever. James. They're like light skin coated. The way they, like, draw them. It's like that is like, this is really bothersome. I don't like this. The James Cameron.

They are. They are. You know the James Cameron's right? They're like, they're like clearly mistyso people. And it's like, this is gross. This is gross. I don't like that. Well, whatever.

Mosh and Helen Keller. Very cool. Says, what's a form of nostalgia that you feel despite it not being a part of your former years? For me, it's punk. I'm very late 90s kid. So I heard a lot of mainstream punk during my mainstream. mainstream punk during my childhood because I never did a deep dive until recently.

I don't have as much direct nostalgia in forms of songs, bands I actually listened to back then. It's the overall vibe and songwriting tropes that definitely take me back, but in a strong way, I'm really surprised by. So nostalgia for things, I guess, that we're not directly familiar with? Is that what it is? Is that what the question is, kind of asking?

Sounds kind of like that. I do have nostalgia for like the vibe of like, like a jazz lounge you know like when that was like a there's something like whenever I see that in like a movie or something I'm like this I like this I like this there's something about this like the old like New York kind of cigar that would like loud like a big band music I like big bands very weird that a lot you say that because literally this morning I've been uh that the royal crown review or whatever like hey butchuko the fucking in the mass that song

the mask when they're dancing. That's been playing through my head this entire morning. I have no I have no idea. I have no idea why. And I literally was thinking, man, I'd love to go to one of those big band clubs actually, right? Like, so fucking weird that you're saying that. I have that thought this morning.

That is very weird. But I think about that a lot. Like, like, whenever I'm in the Americana specifically, like when I'm in, because I go to the Americana every now and again, that's like an outdoor mall and Glendale. They got some good restaurants over there. there's like some places that I have to go to to get shit. They have pants that fit me.

So I usually end up over there whenever I need clothes. But like when you're in the outside portion, they usually play music and it's always like like Sinatra adjacent. It's never quite Sinatra, but it's like it's that kind of vibe. And it's like, yeah, this is nice. Does that swing?

Yeah, I guess. Swing not exactly. Well, no, it's not. It's the kind of thing. I understand. No. For sure. Like, yeah.

No. obviously. I'm just saying like that era of like time, like the old like kind of like, um, yeah, yeah. You know, like there's something about it. And I'm like, this feels nice to walk through as opposed to like, it's a nice change of pace from like when I was working retail and it would just be fucking, oh my God. It'd be like Mariah Carey over and over again. There's a lot of artists that have been ruined for me because I spent that year working in Sears. And it's just like, I don't. I was so shocked when I found out that like certain certain songs that were playing in that store were like beloved like oh people love that song i

hated it because it would come on 10 times during a single shift no you ever heard that but song of the kids singing uh it's like hey santa you ever hear that no i would hear it on the retail i have a memory of working at coals uh with my with my friend from high school and this one song would always come on like hey sanna hey sanna sanna and we hated we wanted to kill ourselves so to make it tolerable we changed it to hey nigger and and it basically it saved the song for us because it was and um i think about that shit all the time now and then of course maria carey we basically changed all the lyrics to everything that's how we survived so yeah oh oh what's that what's that irreplaceable, you're

irreplaceable. What's that fucking song? I can't remember who sings it. God, I hear, I, say it, give me a little more. I can't remember, I can't remember the, I might as well just look at it up, actually. Because, like, I don't remember anything outside of that.

And I can't remember exactly. Trying to think of it, the way it goes. Replacable. Oh, it's Beyonce. It's fucking Beyonce irreplaceable. How does it go? It's not, it's not hitting me. Oh, it's to the left,

the left, everything you own in the box of the left. Oh, right, right, right, right. Okay. Okay. Okay. That was all, that all the time at Sears. I was like, who the, who is this bitch? Who is this? I genuinely didn't know it was Beyonce. Then I found that it was Beyonce. I was like, oh my God. This is infuriating. I can't believe. I can't believe. What you say? What'd you say, my woman? What you say? I'll shoot you. There's a hamill in here. dude somebody like you saying that j z looks like a camel fucking killed me because now it's like it's it's not even it's it's so untrue that it loops around it becomes like i see it got to see the totally looks like of joe camel and and j z out of basketball game it looks i'm telling you it's uncanny

j z joe camel like you see it don't you That is so stupid. I do see it, though. See, I do see it. He is, it's unfortunate that he's dressed exactly. He's kind of doing a lot of the heavy lifting. He's the clothes. Why is he?

Why does he look like that? Yo, this image is fucking crazy. I'm going to send this one so Kingston can see it. You can be like, I feel like I've seen it a while. I'm sure, yeah. Because it was floating around a long fucking time ago. I go, look at this. I'm pulling it from genius.

Oh, they call me a camel, but I mastered the drought. That's crazy. I didn't know that. Chris, that is so disrespectful. It's the first thing that comes up. Somebody has one of those meme panels where it's like, it says, give me a kiss. It shows Beyonce's face.

and then it shows that. Like what Beyonce's POV. Oh my God, that's so scary. Oh, my God. That's crazy. I didn't know he actually acknowledged it. Like, it's already home by Jay-Z featuring Kikuddy. They caught me a camera because of my humphs are full of water.

Yeah, that's what he said. Bars. Borm. that's good. Oh, anyway, fucking, yeah,

for me it's, for me it's, uh, lounge kind of like, I guess like 50s kind of, um, that kind of stuff, I guess.

I don't know if I'd want to be back then. Well, there's, there's also the reality that I understand. It's like, oh, man, not in the 50s exactly,

but like around that time, it's like, oh man, 90% corporate tax rate. You know, like, there's like, there are things that I,

think about wistfully about that time where I'm just like, golden era post World War II. We got fucking, Yeah, good tax efficiency. We got the Green New Deal type shit. We got like things where we're on the up and we're moving. They're trucking forward.

Yeah, we did have Japanese attorney camps in fairness. Well, not right. Yeah, like he was a good dude except for the racism. Like he was like that president was awesome except for like being racist. Other than that he was cool. Yeah, he can't win a lot of. Yeah. You know, he did a lot of good shit despite the fact that he was kind of like loki sort of evil.

Well, that's why he was cursed without the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of Loki sort of evil. Sacrifice his legs. Yeah. Four terms. He sacrificed. Yeah.

An agent took his legs. That's great. That's exactly that. In a fucking sword fight. So he opened up the camps. It's like, I'm going to... Fucking Musashi's fucking ancestor fucking took his legs out. That is crazy.

He lost it in the war. But yeah, that's the... That's the nostalgia that I have for shit that I was... good. I know about you guys. I've always liked the, I don't like rich people and bougie stuff, but however, there is something about the atmosphere of being at the, like say a theater and watching like, say, an orchestra or whatever. And I've been to like small things. Like we went to a candlelight quartet thing that was playing all of Hans Zimmer's hits and shit and it was my favorite show or concert that I've ever been to better than like say all the

bands that I grew up and stuff like that like I love the environment how warm it was seeing fucking a grown ass old man cry because of how moved he was and then like I was trying to not be a pussy and cry too yeah I was like I can't be gay dude I can't cry next to my wife what the fuck I'm at the killer you know you can't see me vulnerable like that so success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.

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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. He's crying to fly to the bumblebee. That guy was bawling.

Dude, I can really hear the buzzing. It's like they're right here. We're not going to have a honey suit. The, what is it, the fucking, this is completely irrelevant, but it reminded me of this. I was in an Uber just yesterday. And there was the guy, and it was a long fucking Uber. It was like almost an hour.

And so like the guy was like playing music. And the music that he was playing was like it was all just like piano. It was like like a moonlight sonata. Yeah. Just like that kind of thing. And then dude, I shit you not. I understand that it's not the Tetris theme because it's based on, you know, some Russian kind of fucking, you know, peace.

But like that played. and it was so fucking difficult not to burst out laughing because the amount of times and the sheer amount of times that main part was revisited in like weird jaunty different ways was fucking killing me it just sounds wacky as shit

and then it slows down but it's the same exact thing over and over again and it's like you can hear the person playing struggling it's like how do I make this not repent? So he's just like switching up the tempo constantly and I was just like I was sitting there like stone stone face and crying. Ladies and gentlemen, Tetris team and E minor. Ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen. Tetris. Gordon Ransis for some reason. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. It really was fucking. It really felt like that. It felt insane. It felt like like someone made the Tetris theme into a.

roguelike piece of music where like it just randomly generates every couple every couple seconds like what it's going to sound like it was so weird speak but uh I just thought about something because I was imagining

like somebody like that trying to make a serious piece out of a Tetris music and it reminded me we're talking about shitty covers I forgot this existed now you may have heard this last resort by Ronnie Radke.

Did you hear that? I have not heard this. I'll listen to it now. It's the most it is a dramatic piece of fucking turd. It's crazy dude. It's it is a piano

kind of orchestral fucking like melanchol. It sucks. Yeah. Reimagined? It sucks. Like it's I forgot about it. It's um.

This yeah. It's this, that song is not supposed to, you know, I get the song. song is about like it's a serious subject but it's also you know

come on man come my life with the pieces it's 41 I mean look man 41 he gets views he's got he's got something on line like that band fall in reverse like they get views oh the comments here are amazing guys

oh man oh my god Papa Roach gave us the version we needed as kids Ronnie gave us the version we need as it no this is the second comment. Every time someone replies to this comment, oh, okay, this is like some bullshit.

Good Lord. Yeah, Papa Roche made you sing it. Ronnie made you feel it. Crazy how Ronnie made the exact same lyrics hits so damn different. These are real people. These are real fucking, we share, we share air with these, with people

who do these things. It's so, just leave them alone. You're just alone. No, I totally forgot. that Kingston was a president of the Ronnie Radkees. I'm not, but this is really dushy. Like, they just care. Leave him, man.

Can't leave him. I can't let him do that. This Ronnie Radkey piece? It's kind of, unless you're like fucking, it's the, this Ronnie Radkekekech song, it's not good. I love that. I look how it tied in the Anthony Fantanel. Glad he won that lawsuit. Yeah.

Did you, did you heard all about that lawsuit, right? I heard about it. Yeah. I kind of figured he would win. I kind of figured he would. Yeah. Ronnie. What happened?

Ronnie, you bitch about it? Yeah, quick, real quick. Ronnie Radke sued him because Anthony Fantano talked about an article that, um, Ronnie was accused of, um, doing some pretty fucked up stuff to a girl, right? I think it was like a salt or something like that. And, um, she lost in court or whatever. There was enough evidence or something like that.

And Ronnie tried to be like, how dare you talk about this Anthony Fantano? but when he sued him he's like I relayed information I didn't make this shit up so of course Anthony Van Tana won and it was a big fucking mess he won with flying colors Friday came out with a video

saying this was my plan all along it's crazy he put out one of those like you know you trip and bust your face like I was trying to Oh my god who the fuck did that oh my god why does that sound familiar It was fucking what his name was Dr. Respect

Right you're totally right I love that you made the connection. I would, I was going to struggle there for a while because I was in a, I was in the role of music. I was going to start guessing artists. You played yourself. It is all I want. I knew you would, I knew you would pick up on the fact that I said minor. That's why I put it there.

I forgot about that like compliance. Literally. Literally garbage. Literally garbage. Is he still like streaming and shit? Like I'm sure he is. Probably. Probably on kick freaking.

probably on kick texting fucking grade schoolers He's still doing it Why would he stop? He's been in trouble, yeah, why would he stop? He's live right now is a reporting this He's a live on kick He's playing arc Raiders Oh, okay

Is he on kick? He's on YouTube but Yeah, let me God do Let me write a thing Oh, it's only, it's on sub only chat Of course That makes perfect sense

Oh fuck, that's awesome That makes perfect sense Should I sub? No, it's not worth it. Subscribe mode only. What does that mean? Channel, only a channel subscribers of 20 minutes of 20 minutes or longer. Oh, 20 minutes. You got to watch them for 20 minutes.

Oh, man. Come on. That's an eternity. Come on, Doc. What if I say I'm 10? Yeah, if you have a special account. If you say you're 10, you get a full, you get flown out. That's crazy. Holy crap, dude.

Yeah, he's just playing arc Raiders right. God damn, I wish I could. All right. You want to play Arc Raiders right? well no i mean i've i've played too much in the last like i have like fucking 60 hours in that game and i've had it for like a week that's so it's it's a wow that's a lot dude me and marron me and marron were on it for like 11 hours on saturday i was like i really should stop damn it's i got it's really that i got to eat it's engaging as fun it really is it's the voice chat man

like you just you have you're never going to have the same exact encounter and it's always interesting. Like we had a guy, we had a guy like, he was crying, like, he was down on the, somebody had downed him or like, I think he fell and he was like in this hallway. We heard him like echoing through the hall. They do a good job of like making the audio sound like it's properly in the world. So you just hear this echo. He's like,

please put me down. Please. Like, what the fuck is going on? It's just, it is a lot of fun. I'm not particularly good at it. And PVP is like, it's not particularly good. Oh, no? It's really annoying how not good it is. But like the altercations that you have with other people on mic is pretty addicting.

It's fun. If you disable your mic, say if you're somebody like that, would that be a complete detriment to you playing? You would lose a lot, but I think they're, because they have like a, it's so central to the experience that there's like a separate wheel for automated voices. So like there's like a you, you can bring up like a wheel that says like basically like, It's almost like emotes. You know, you can like pick an emo, but like one is like, you know, yes, no, thank you. Okay. Over here, don't shoot is like the main one.

Don't shoot. But it's, it's fun. It's good. I understand like playing it whereas it's like I totally get why this is like as popular as it is because we don't have that anymore. We don't have like people in Mike anymore. Everybody's in discord or everybody's in like fucking, you know. Yeah. You know, party chats.

and it's cool. I met a couple people too which is like so weird you got a new boyfriend maybe no I don't really

for some reason I meet a lot of British people on on video games I don't know what it is like I've met I met like three British people now that I play games with like regularly

they're trying to get you to move over there I mean Hey man Come on Chris You look like a British Anyway Hey man I don't think I could do it

I don't think I could do it I think I could go to London. Fucking. I don't mind going to Europe, but I don't know if I could do London or something. I would like London is probably the place you'd probably enjoy the most. Because it's the most like New York. Sure,

but like I think it's the weather there, man. Like, and the no air conditioning? Oh my God. That would fuck me dead. Bro, you know a lot of those places? They don't even have screens on their windows,

which is like, oh yeah, that shit, it, even to this day, I, anytime I've been to Europe, I'm like,

oh, there were screen doors where I went. Every fucking, The bug comes in immediately, you open the window. I know. I like, to be fair, like, I remember being a kid and like having, like when we moved into our house or like when we had our apartment, I remember being like, man, why are there fucking screens on the windows? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And then I took my screen off and like a panther came in. Immediately, immediately. A panther, he said. Panther came in. You look at on a panther's freaking, like you were moving it out on a panther was like, let me help. you with that and it moved it along the way for you and it was coming in your window. The idea, the idea of course being that the panther would have been stopped by the thin

screen. Right. It's not the screen is the intent. Intent matters a lot. It's kind of like a vampire. You know, it's almost like inviting it in. I see. You're moving your screen allowed the panther to understand that you just clearly don't care what the fuck comes in your room.

She's like, oh, by all means, I'm going to, this is my house now. Oh, is Chris dead? You got a panther got in. You just see a shadow and you hear the window go up and then it just moves into the house. And then he comes back, but it's the panther. Got the fucking headphones on and everything. And wearing his clothes. Oh, sorry, guys.

I'm dumb and gay. What's going on? I'm dumb and gay. Fuck me. I'm a piece of shit. Art Grader sucks. I hate all of you. fuck halo master chief stupid i'm gonna buy the next game though what's going on oh man what the hell

that's crazy we lost him dang man well i don't know what if a bomb went off what if a nuke went off and like it hit him first and it's all its way to be concentrated the fact that it hasn't hit you yet i'm just like hmm hmm then then fucking he just starts seeing it's getting really warm a damn fucking shake the stationary the anti shake what is it called?

I have an image I can barely shake myself that's crazy Hey can you hear me Jaggy why yeah did you fight off the panther no yeah the panther came in here and he scared me

okay well it's just like an internet issue I guess we'll just move on to the fucking end of the show my friend oh yeah probably before the panther gets you again yeah

before the panther gets I set the timestamp in if you want to like since it's On here, I can go copy this. This guy is doing that mumbling shit again. Remember when we were talking about King Dad in his restaurant? Oh, is that why?

Like, is it always mumbling, I see. Yeah, he's doing the mumbling thing again. That explains why I can hear him. That explains why I can hear me through his fucking headset. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how that happens each time. I really am totally bewildered by the fact that you even have a setting that allows dynamic. Like that I don't even understand like how you even enable.

that. I've never even seen that feature. Dude, everything is, doesn't make sense. His auto shit and the, yeah, like you said, in the hear him, hear yourself clearly through his headset when it's on his ears. I don't even know how that works.

Kingston's always having technical issues that make no sense. It's because it's shit. Like, I bet if you went to his house right now and checked his computer, there'd be a fucking melted apricot in there or some bullshit. Like, somehow it's not even plugged in. Like, it's not plugged in.

There's like a seared mouse at the bottom. I'm trying to find an image. I'm trying to find an image to show you guys. That's mad funny. What the discord? Fuck's the shit. No, it's worthless. Well, look, we're going to read.

I sent the message to my friend. I tried to send it to you, but ended up sending the chat. Oh. We're going to read the names of our $25 and up patrons now while Kingston tries to figure this bullshit out. Yeah. there in a second. You can go to Patreon.

com slash a snark tank. Whatever. A couple of doubles a year. A couple of doubles of them. That was a wild. That was a wild set of words. I said. It was insane.

You had like an exquisite moment. Quite literally. I was insane. I was like, well, I'm by the way. By the way. Literally mid-stroke. If anybody's down to, if anybody's interested in a banger, a video game bang or song, pick the

pictureary title. screen music for the NES for some reason goes unbelievably hard. Let's see this. For fucking Pictionary. I'll send it in the chat. Okay. So you don't have to look it up. But look at this shit. It's called

Pictionary Music NES title screen theme. All right. Like it starts off slow like in the first like couple seconds but like immediately it just gets like it's so hype for no reason. Like this is Piccionary. This is Mega Man ass music.

Right? It's definitely using the keyboard that that uses all those, the Capcom shit. Like what? Yeah. The Capcom keyboard. Dude, it's fucking,

for pictionary, it makes no sense. Oh, gee. Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's absolutely should be for a side scrolling fucking shit. This feels like more like,

like Mega Man or like Contra or like, you know what I mean? Like crazy stuff. Anyway. What the fuck is this that you sent? You sent Discord? Yeah. It was a it was I tried to send it

I took this an image from my phone to my friend Then from my friend Yeah okay alright And it messed up Well listen just uh count me down Because we're gonna read these names now The $25 and up patrons Remember you can go to Patreon

Tocomcastle snack tank if you want your name right at the end of the show Uh let's go Three Two One What would it sound like if Scooby said the N word There's no spoof horror about a giant There's a spoof horror about a giant sperm

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Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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That's just, wait, young Colin in a salt factory playing with nunchucks but their swords. So it's two swords on a, on a chain? Yeah, and I guess he's cutting himself up and getting salt all over himself. That is fucking crazy That is so crazy All right Getting June out of $25 by two big black sexy Israelites and a light skin twink

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It was really funny. It is really funny because there's a video. There's a video of some people like fighting, getting a trying to get a mouse off their, off their patio, right? And they're at like a freaking, some ridiculous high rise. And there's a moment the Rouse kind of stops. And they flash. that image of it like,

and a mouth jumps off the patio to like maybe it's like 200 feet up. And I'm just like that image means everything to me. Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Okay, right. It's not going to show up.

It's not going to show up in the episode. His quality just went so down. It's crazy. It's like his webcam is a Motorola razor. Dude. Now it's back to normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. it just flash back to normal

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That's crazy. They also don't have French accents really. They have British accents. Yeah, they are British. I guess the music is French. So that might annoy you, but I mean like... It's French for sure. The music, right?

Definitely French. I mean, you're not really hearing that many voices in the game. It's mostly just instrumental. well the theme song speaking sort of French he can't get past the theme song it's like oh it's that video it's that

picture of the guy taking the headphone yeah what's the name of the little creatures they speak sort of French although the I don't remember the gesturals oh yeah yeah that's it

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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Kirk song. I mean, I'm sure, like, dude, that AI Kirk song is next. Like, I can't imagine that they wouldn't look at that and be like, what the fuck is it? Like, we, dude, it's so, that song's been on my, like, it's been in my head. It's great. Like, it sucks. I listened to the whole song and I was like, this is so bad. It's crazy.

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Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. What's his name? What's like, Asmond Gold? You see the, he'll react to that? Yeah, I saw a lot of people being like, everybody's falling for it. It's a bit. And I'm like, listen. That's not much better. I don't, I don't like this idea that we've gotten like, oh,

if you're, you're, everyone's either so stupid, it's unbelievable or pretending to be stupid for what reason. Right. You know what I mean? Like it's all of this sucks. Because now, oh, you're not stupid, but you're just profoundly dishonest. What? You win? I don't, like, I don't know. It's very dumb. I don't believe. I hate that defense. It's like, oh, it's just a bit. It's like, okay. I don't believe that because I'm like, that's not how they even, that's not even what they do. It's like, you know how there's comedians that actually do shit like that? Like, you can find a TikTok or some on

Instagram pretending to be a complete imbecile and it's hilarious. But that's their stick. No, they fell for something because he falls for fucking everything because he's stupid. He's like Joe Rogan and the AI and shit. Dude, even XQ, even XUC new Arabic numerals were like one through nine. That's because he's outside of America. That's true. That's true.

His stupidity is like a base level that's like higher. Yeah. Like he's outside of the U.S. If you're outside of the U.S., like I was literally, Again, I was talking to Jojo about this literally last night about that exact thing. I'm like, the reason why it's so common for people here to fall for that shit is because you don't know it is that. They're just numbers to you. You know, like say.

Yeah, the basis of all like math nights that we use are literally Middle Eastern. That's why it's called algebra. It's literally why it has that name. Yeah. Yeah. People are like, what. They've never thought about that, what algebra even means. What is basically like, I get it.

Like, it's more of an ignorance than being stupid. stupid. It's both, but more ignorance than stupidity. Because they have no fucking idea. And then it's bigoted to freak out about Zoron and anything. You know what I mean? Couple it with that shit. Anyway, bald blue-eyed German man

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It's like that's, it is bewildering. It isn't beside Mr. Crabs would do that. I don't, I don't think Mr. Crabs would not, like, there's no way he would do this. Like, are you sure? Yeah, I'm pretty sure, yeah. He would... Mr. Crabs has effectively sold Spongeb and a slavery more than once. If it benefits him monetarily, absolutely, there is no limit to what he's crazy.

There's no limit to what he would do as long as he would make a buck. Mr. Crabs is so honorable he would never do that. It's like that's insane. It's about the fact that the things he cares about are so separate from that. Does it make sense? Does it make him torturing Squidward? Does it make him money? That's really the point.

I don't think so. Yeah. He has tortured and pitcher and picture and I made more money from that. it though has he not has he not actively made squidward's life way harder to make more money like actively not even like but but but accusing him of stealing the dime how would that make him more money that's true that instance i can agree yeah you're right anyway i am donald jihadi trump duke of arabia hand of allah hand of allah is my witness gune devil the man without come suena's sweet and that's why he can see his dad the ditty of nair i got the 4070 t i rig for 1200 swine night owl

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the AI images in Call Duty? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, watch like a Game Rings video. So fucking shit. Is it really that bad? It is so shameless. it's crazy. Like you could

Because it's something that's so extraneous where it's like you could have just not had these. Yeah. Like I don't think anybody gives a shit about these. So the fact that you like added this in purely to just steal. Absolutely don't give a shit about that. It's crazy. Star Tank is powerfully racist.

Guys, I then state your name is literally how you swear in other people, which is what Trump was doing. That's not as funny though, Gaylord. Sorry. Then state your name is literally how you swear in people. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. yeah i guess i don't know but it really even here's the thing if that were true he's a pedophile it's like the least of the problem like okay fine it's also he's he's a pedophile and he's protecting pedophile so like it's the least of my problem this is probably the least of my concerns as far as like the criticism is for don't trump that's also just not you know there is no then state your

name it'd be like saying I've never heard that. I will say this. It would be like me. Like, you know, I saw like I blame, you know, a contract. You've ever fucking had a contract. You write your name. You should say I hearby or whatever, stuff like that.

I think you just swayed up just didn't read it right. And that's it. And I feel like I get Trump. Swear to have sex with your ass. And that's, I. Yeah, the thing for me is like, I have never heard anybody say that in my entire life. Look, either. I don't, I don't watch a lot of sporting events in fairness.

But they don't usually do that. I would have heard it. That's not a, that was. That was a very veterans day. Very specific thing happened. Right, right. Yeah. Yeah.

But I don't know. Either person's doing a bit or, you know, he's watching somebody that's trying to sweep for Trump. Yeah. Well, we can, we can fact check it. We can veterans day. In real time. Veterans Day. Did Obama ever do it?

Veterans Day. What is he swearing in? Is swearing in Obama? Let's see. See if he says it. If he says it, okay. I just don't know where I would add. This would take a while to figure out it, wouldn't it?

Because I would have to watch this whole thing. Yeah, I'm not going to do this. This is going to be too many. I'll research it for next time. Calcestus is the go. Young Colin skinning himself to be the red Mega Man. Young Colin pushing the elderly into a volcano. Carl D. Bradley, 6.7,

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right and if that if that is true because i'm also i'm getting it's it's also like i'm getting it from an article but like if that is that is what is being claimed within the article yeah i mean that's that's fine yeah it's it really just letting know like yeah so that could be yeah everybody could be wrong and be like it just sounds funny it does sound mega stupid yeah but that's fine uh Craig the Canadian uh uh uh I don't, it's an emoticon that I can't fucking describe. I see, I see because yeah, it's blank. It's normally supposed to be blank.

It's like a contract. You know how it's like I and then blank? So he's reading the oath of enlistment. He was reading it himself. And maybe, I don't know, like, you don't need to say then state your name because it's supposed to be implied. You should, he personally, he should say his fucking name, actually. I'm sorry. I'm all the way back to him saying you should have said his fucking name.

I'm just saying. If he's reading it himself to be like, if he's saying the oath of enlistment, he should say it himself, or I guess he's saying, I'm reading it back for you to say it. You say it now. So that's why it says then state your name. I don't know.

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Jesus Christ. What is that from? That's from something. I doesn't sound familiar to me. Not that specifically, but like the ripping the woman in half. I feel like I've, I feel like I've seen that in like some fucking, um, to Mortal Kombat for sure.

Yeah, something like that. Or like a horror movie? That's Goro. Well, maybe. Yeah, I don't know. He literally rips, but he literally rips, but his and a half. Well, not bitches in particular, but people. Just people, yeah.

Yeah. He rips are equal opportunity ripper. Right. I like that. He's a rippist. He's a rippist. The scene in, of King Godora on top of the volcano with the cross in the shot. Pre-Rod, Blake 8-9-6.

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He didn't call him a judge. He doesn't call him a crab to do. He did call him a crabs to do. That is not the, doish. Come on, brother. Cheapescape. Cretaceous is what he is. He's a crab and Cheapescape.

He's cheap. That's not a, that's racist or species. But it's like, come on, stop. Like, that's not, they know what they were doing on SpongeBob. There's a lot. I love how many people are fixated on the Mr. Crabs thing. Kings, the next ride in is Kingston.

or the next name is Kingston, the joke is Mr. Crabs didn't know the dime was there. Young Colin getting a scouter tattooed on his head, that is diabolical. If I saw somebody with a scouter tattoo over their fucking eye, I'm surprised to haven't seen that actually. I think that's, I think that's really stupid but also super cool. It's commitment. That's really stupid though. Like this generation, the Jinz-Zers? DBZ scouters.

I feel like they're less likely to do. that shit if I'm being honest. I feel like yeah I think that was like very likely our generation. The early Gen Z the the ones it's older Gen Z for sure yeah or whatever I'm trying to say like 1990. Like 1990s it's not millennial at all it's 1997 through 1997 through like 2004. I feel like Gen Z people have like more discreet tattoos from my personal experience. They have more district later on. Yeah. I think later on I do think like there was like little fucking, all the Lills had all the fucking tattoos on them. Yeah, like the Lil Zans, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they're millennials. Those are millennials.

Are they? Lusanne is my age, bro. Yes, he is. He's my age. He's 30? Yeah. Now, if he's still here. I don't think he's dead.

I don't have a lot. Blue faces, I think blue is a little younger than me, but like, they're, they're like, the most common millennial age cut off. 1981 to 1996. Yeah, that's the age. And Lil Zan was born at the tail end of

1996. So that's, you're ostensibly. At the very, that's older Gen Z. Socially, nobody would consider this guy,

Gen, Gen, millennial. So, like, he would absolutely even like. So is Lily not a millennia is in 96.

She's, she's, she may or may not be. That's kind of, that's kind of the cutoff that you're essentially both. Yeah. I would say,

but you're more Gen Z. than you are a millennial. I would say especially like... You're closer to Gen Z than you are a millennial than other millennials at the beginning and for sure. You are only a person at the point where you are Gen Z at that point. Like if you're born in 1996,

you're not a fuck. Like, I was wearing in 1993. So I had, I had a couple of years where I was like, aware of things. Like I remember before 1996, briefly.

Oh, that's great. But like, I have no... I have it. I have memories of, like four years old. Well, I mean, like, that's when they get more, that's when they get more fleshed out.

I, the memories I have, like, I have memories of being, like, in a car seat. Like, I have that memory. And, like, and, absolutely don't. I have none of that shit. I remember going to, I remember going to Disney when I was four.

I remember kicking a kid on a slide when I was four and I got in trouble for it. And I was like, I don't think I, I don't think I heard him. Damn, you were, like, already.

That's it. It's crazy. Yeah, I was a, I was a, I was a gremlin. I was a, out the fucking womb. But I don't remember like genuinely being

a toddler and like a little little kid that shit is imaginary to me. Yeah, I feel like millennials, they got a lot of tattoos. But they weren't like face tattoos really. No, absolutely not. No, that's not our era. No, the face tattoos aren't our era. You're like a little pump is like 25. He's born in 2000. Okay. So like yeah. I feel like the

SoundCloud era of rappers are a particular case because they were just, they were just meant to do it for spectacle. they wanted eyes on them so they would do as much dumb shit to their bodies as possible. Yeah. But that's just saying like, that's why they all looks so stupid now. I wouldn't be surprised if like if someone got a scouter on them,

it would be like someone around that age. That is like, yeah. I agree. Now can we find one of those? We got to find somebody with a tattoos with the scouts. That's crazy. The people have gotten tattoos of scouts, but not on their face.

Yeah. As from what I'm saying. Having a scout on your face is crazy. You know, it's been crazy. crazier getting nap a tattooed on your face with a scouter that's so stupid that I can't even that goes so hard oh you know I love the drag doesn't go hard let's go

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