The Snark Tank - #379: Heart Ripping League

Episode Date: December 6, 2025

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What I was getting into I'm like oh what's this Well look happy December Hebrew jump scares are crazy man I hope you all had a I hope you all had a happy Thanksgiving And all that crap Good Black Friday

You know I hope you trampled some people Got your TV I like that no more Yeah I know it's over Because nobody goes outside Remember I don't know nobody has money Remember the one in our town

Someone got killed at What? The one in our town The former of our town, someone got trampled, death hat. Did they actually? Yeah. We had a fatality over here too. Really?

Yeah, a long time ago. I love, I mean, I don't remember that, really? Trampling's so easy to get killed in trampling. It's crazy. Yeah, it's insane. It's really insane because like when you're getting trampled, especially by humans, they know they're stepping on you. Yeah.

That's what makes it so unbelievable. It's like, oh, this is just sheer lack of care. Well, they're also moving in, like, by the time you've realized you've stepped on somebody and you turn around, you don't really seeing anybody. I think you can. I think you feel like, you can't get traveled by like three people. No,

but like it's a wave of people. Everyone's like, hey, stop. Someone's here. I think like everyone's in like fucking group. What is it called? Mob mentality.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're fucking animals. Yeah. But then the moment where you're like, hey, someone's down here.

Stop. I think people will stop. Is that what animals do when they're fucking. Humans? They don't have a language like that. Dude, our primal urges. We're really.

I shouldn't even say our fucking like, because I wouldn't even say primal because they don't fucking usually do that. They don't go in trees or whatever. I do have a prime alerts to trample people. But I can think about like you're just, you ever see somebody like fuck with people in a large crowd? It's like a prank. They'll just start fucking book it and running and see who else starts running to kind of shit like that.

Yeah. And then, you know, of course they can get arrested for incite. Yeah. Insighting something. That's crazy. Insight of money. Insight a trampling is kind of a while. I think it's really, Chris.

I watch, you watch the boondocks, obviously you guys both watch it. And like in the boondocks, when he throws the chair over the thing and it like starts a fucking mob fight. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That happens. So like that happens. Are you just like, oh, one person throw like. That's literally what food fights are.

Yeah. Yeah. That's how that happens. I just like at the first donuts thrown. It's like it's over. We tried to do a food fight a few times in high school and it didn't work. We did an ice fight. And we had ice band for only three days.

Ice. Ice was banned for three. For a while, they wouldn't let students have ice because we had. an ice war. It somehow, like, it is, that is crazy. It is incredible how it spread because it was just only in the lunch area. Yeah. Everybody had there, we had these giant, uh, cups that you can get for like a buck, like a giant styrofoam full of like whatever. Oh yeah, yeah. And so that's a lot of ice actually, because it's mostly ice and a little bit of drink. You know what I'm saying? And it started in a little bit of just outside of the cafeteria. We had a very small cafeteria.

Everybody mostly just ate out in the wherever. And it spread. There was ice all over the school. I don't know how that happened. Like, people just saw ice in the vicinity and other people just started fucking doing it. That's crazy. That means people like went to the area where the ice was and transported it away from like further away. Quickly too.

Yeah. They quickly exported the ice before it melted and dispersed it furthest away from the cafeteria. It was good though. It was the perfect crime because, you know, it melts. evaporates and then there's nothing I mean maybe a little bit of like food die or whatever yeah I've only been in one

Sliped and burst their fucking out of it I hope somebody cracked their head open One guy's brain though One guy's braids fucking all the side of a locker You're like holy shit Eyes fight and you throw ice at his body Got you I've only been in one food fight really

I don't think I don't remember if I threw anything I remember just being like oh this is an actual This is crazy I've never actually seen this I've heard about it. Yeah. Like, oh, seventh period lunch had one. Like two years ago or something. It was like, oh, interesting.

And it was, uh, people were throwing trays. Yeah, of course. It was pretty. Frisbury and them or like, there's always, everybody's like, and it's the core room. Then there's one person that breaks the quorum and then everything's the old bar. And then it just go. Yeah.

Yeah. Unfortunately. Because I remember, was your school of the pigs or they did the, uh, the pig release? No. Oh, like the prank. Yeah. No, no, we had, I think it was like a fuck ton of mice or something like that. Somebody released like an obnoxious amount of mice.

That is so fucked up. Yeah, I know. It's where it's been releasing a pig. It is where it was releasing. At least the pig's going to like have a good time. We did the pull of the alarm and then we threw water balloons at like, well, paint balloons at people that came out. It was really. No, was it crickets?

People got in a lot of trouble with people. I was going to go. I was going to be there. But I think for some reason I had to use the bathroom and I was like bitching out. And I was like, I'm not going to go. that. Oh, really? And then I remember seeing it happen, people getting fucking expelled in shit. I was like,

oh, wow. Yeah, paint, man, what the fuck? That's a little extreme. It was funny. I thought it was funny, but I would have lead in it? Was there lead in the course. It was actually just lead with a little bit of color. It was just you were throwing lead at people. It was good. It was liquidified lead with a little bit of coloring. It's very good. That is kind of what lead

paint. That is kind of what lead paint is like mostly lead. The fact that that's real is crazy. I don't know anything about that. Dude, it just the way that it chips and the way that it's like, you could tell, it's like, this is not normal, man. I guess so, yeah. This ain't pain. This isn't pain in the way that. People think, people think that a lot of boomers, the reason why they suck so bad is because a lot of them have lead poisoning.

Oh, they surely do. A lot of them have lead poisoning. And it's led to the reason why they suck so much worse than everybody else. There's a lot of, a lot of, I would say, historians will even talk about like the Roman Empire while, say, the rich people are always drinking out of shit that was laced and lead. you know so their wine was just like they were they were getting all crazy and loopy and then weird emperors and crazy you know weird shit kept always happening yeah so you know it tracks if you if you soak up enough of that you kind of go kind of get crazy i wonder if that helps them though on some level i think so you know what i mean because like let me let me put it this way

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lead poison to some extent sure and so it led to like oh well you know what led but like it also like you know I'm crazy enough to go in there and take you out kind of you know what I mean overthrow everything. I feel like now we're kind of pacified because we don't have lead poisoning. Right. I feel like if we were more lead poisoned, we probably wouldn't be in this situation.

It's probably would have ended a while ago. Or at least we wouldn't like care as much. Maybe. Maybe we'd be like, I'd definitely have lead poisoning. I don't know about you guys. Yeah. What do you mean? You think so?

Think. I mean, it makes sense. You are insane and dumb and gay. You know, all the things that. A moment. A moment. A moment. A moment. Okay. All right.

Thinking about the gay part. You thinking about the gay part? I mean, have you ever read the symptoms of lead? Homosexuality. And biggest print bigger than a fucking pamphlet. Yay. All over the wrapping. If you buy a piece of lead.

That's like Tucker Carlson on a, what it appears. That's what his argument was. They were like gay people are lead poisoning? Yeah. Yeah. It's a choice because you're around lead. I hate the way you laugh It's creepy

I just want something heavy to fall next to him Not on him but next to him And really fucking startle Scare him Scare the fuck out of him Like being so close to death and not die Just to fuck him up for a while It really

That might be scary because Then that might have him He might realize his mortality and be like I gotta like be faster with my racism I need to like Complete this You know because he He always does the plausible deniability about the great replacement shit.

That's all of them. They all like, well, they're doing that maybe, possibly. Yeah. Like whenever they're directly confronted, they're like, oh, you know, so maybe he'll just be like, oh, wait, I'm going to be three times worse than Nick Fuentes now. Like, you know, he's like, I don't know. I'm going to speed run Nick Fuentes. I don't know what's three times worse than Nick Fuentes. I feel like Nick, I think just they just after him is like active like, like, straight up.

They just start hunting black people. Yeah, like that's like. Tucker Carlson. He just has a fucking rifle puts on a safari suit And he actually starts He dresses exactly like my father He dresses like King Dad

He's like I'm gonna dress like Kingston's dad He's like what the fuck He says that on one of his things And I'm like what? I'm gonna dress like King Dad But why But why? To kill people like King Dad

To kill people that look like King Dad Even though I think King Dad's a great guy Best of his ilk I don't like his son though His son's kind of gay Too much lead Too much line. You're gonna king dad.

I think I'm getting a puppy actually. Oh, really? Oh yeah? Yeah. Before yesterday, everything was, before my day got worse. Oh, right. I was what to call it? I was gonna, we were gonna go check out a puppy, I think, tomorrow.

A little, a little poodle. What was the, what age? A little one, yeah. A poodle. A little one. Pools are nice dogs. If you raise them correctly. They could be kind of dicks.

I mean, I already know. I knew it wasn't your decision. Oh, no. Some of it's a cute puppy. They're good, they're good dog to have for clean reasons. Yeah, they don't shed very much. They don't shed at all, basically. Really?

I mean, they shed like a person sheds. Yeah. You know, not like a fucking dog where, like, they lay down and they stand up and then half of them is left behind. It's like, what the fuck? It's like one of the scooby-do things and they run away and it smoke is safe like their body. Yeah, it's the frustrating thing about animals for me, man. It's just like, damn, this is so fucking dirty. He's got to brush them, man.

Gotta brush them. It's a brush my dog all the time. It takes a lot. I would brush my shepherd. It would be disgusting. It would still be disgusting. I'd brush her and it'd be like, dude, how are you, how are you not sick but losing this much hair? Like that doesn't make sense.

Yeah, it's like they're on chemo, but like it never manifests. It's like never, like someone's on chemo for three years, but they never lose any weight. Bro. They're like, they look fine. They're like, I actually don't have cancer. You guys want to do chemotherapy for like the lulls? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I've seen a handful of people handle it really well, but I guess it's the amount of shit that they're on. But I've seen some people all's like. oh, they didn't lose any hair. They were fine. But then I also seen, you know, like my friend's mom. Or then she had a wig. And I'm like, damn, that's crazy. Like, it's just, I guess it just depends.

I think it's kind of like pregnancy where I feel like the people who go through it are kind of overstating how to do it. Pregnancy? Yeah, I think it's just kind of like, yeah, it's not, it can't be that hard. There's no reason for you to complain about anything. There's no reason for you to get fat. It's the one thing that is absolutely actually kind of necessary. Hey, my cousin, Lily's cousin, when she had her kid,

If she laid down on her back, she wouldn't be able to breathe. Like that is crazy. I was like, that sucks. I laughed at first. I thought she was kidding. And then I was like, no, you actually can't breathe. That baby is killing you. If you don't know how to breathe as an adult, maybe you shouldn't be having children.

Right. We didn't really learn how to breathe, though, really. You didn't learn how to do that. Yeah, we did. No, you don't learn how to breathe. You can just do it. Well, yeah, you learn it instantly. No, you don't learn it.

You just have it. I feel like you learn it. I feel like learning is active. of not knowing than knowing. Yeah. But for one frame, you don't know. But for breathing, you don't do that. You just do it.

You're just doing a whole time. I feel like for a single frame, you don't really know how to do it. I distinctly remember learning how to breathe. Me too. I was eight. I don't think I learned how to breathe. Wait, what?

He was an iron lung. He was in a fucking respirator. I had straws sticking out of my chest deeply embedded into my lungs. Oh. That would like kind of like filter air. See, I picture. you were just like blue until you're like that's crazy

mega mind mega mind blue mom I did it you wouldn't know how to speak after that you like your brain would be so dead you held your breath for eight years you'd be like Jordan Peterson now yeah yeah yeah where he's like you'd be like Jordan Peterson two years from right now

yeah yeah Jordan Peterson I've seen for some reason I don't know if you are getting this content. I don't even know if the I don't think the audience is getting this content either but I'm getting this hyper specific content today every time a reel comes across my feed. It's always got like 5,000 likes. So it's not even like huge. Yeah. But like there are different videos every time and it's and it's just Jordan Peterson arguing about Grand Theft Auto. Yeah. He's doing. I just got it last night. It was him making an argument. He was doing a lecture. Yeah.

about how GTA 4 is better than GTA 5 with the high pitch voice. Your algorithms are crazy. I've been getting these for weeks. I think I just, I think I actually re-posted it. Actually, I think I reposted it. My algorithm is not like them.

It's a terrible impression also. It's not very good. But that's why I like it. I don't like that. It's, I don't get you like that. My Instagram is like D&D shit, the occasional like object racism.

Fucking loser. My Twitter's. bad. I don't use Twitter anymore. Like every time I scroll on Twitter Like because they have the thing It was like you click on a video and you scroll Every like 10th one Is just blown out pussy

It's just like straight porn And then it's like okay And then you go back and it's like It's like porn and Nick Fuentes It's like a very dangerous If you were if you were 14 You'd be in a dangerous place I'd be a menace

When I was 14 and I had this exact algorithm How do you How would you even like if you because I feel like that's the thing that would make you want to kill yourself because you're watching porn but you're also watching Nick Flintas who completely is against it and is trying to shame you and like how do you deal with that?

Well that's the goal. It makes you they make you want to jerk off all the time and then watch somebody who shames you for it so you feel bad and so slowly. And then it makes you want to redirect your anger outward which makes you want to watch more Nick Fuentes. And it makes you angry at women because the porn that they're showing you

they're not giving you because they belong to you effectively they're your possession yeah right they are property the women and this is true this is true this is true yeah so it turns you into uh what we have now somebody that's like fucking u-woo notices bulge and then another fellow goes sleeping forever so you know it's and stuff like that oh yeah which is nuts i my my regular side of mine is like everybody i know and i've made it like chronic like i finally made it like time based so it goes on when things are oh chronological chronological i was i was oh yeah chronological was like that doesn't sound right it's not so magical but but on the other side is just like big titty bitches yeah objectively horrible takes about anything or racism and I'm like I hate it here I'll definitely

get the occasional racism because you know the stuff that's going on um across the pond you know kind of kind of deal that we're giving you know people were giving money to and shit but like so there's that like that constantly props up because it's just like hey don't you want to like talk shit to it's like it's trying to get me to join in. I'm like, alright, well, I'm not really trying, but I'll... I'm not really trying, but hey, if I'm here... If I'm here, I'll laugh a little bit, because some of the shit's funny. When in Rome, you know?

It's, like, always, like, these ridiculous takes about, like... Like, unfortunately, my algorithm knows how big of a Star Wars fan, and it's like, actually, the Jedi Order is the reason for everything going wrong, and it's their fault, and he deserve to die, and I'm like, I can't... You're getting, like, Anakin fucking... Anikin sympathizers. Yeah. There's, dude, I, Lily Zanagan Sympathizer, bothers me a lot.

It really aggravates me. But does it make sense, right? Because I would think, like, oh, that would be the Flintes crowd. They would be simply. Lily Zanagan's sympathetic, she does. But like, it. Because he's good looking. That's it.

It's simply because Hayderson's a good looking guy. And it's like, Lily, I get it. He's really cool. I like Anakin Skywalker. But he's a mass murderer. If, uh, she's like, so what? No, she didn't. I am not, you've been there before.

I've heard it. Yeah. You've been there. And one of our other friends, too. Actually, two of our other friends have said it in front of us. And they're all women. Yeah, women like, well, yeah. Women like, women like evil people.

I mean, if from the amount of. Women like the idea of evil men. They like the idea of that at any encounter. And they're like, oh, shit. Oh, shit. Dude, the amount of two crimes are right there. Look at Eva Braun, man. Yes.

You know? Yeah. It's arguable that it's her fault, really. Yeah. Like, yeah. I mean, no, I get it. I mean, I didn't deserve it. What?

She didn't deserve anything, but it's like, you know, you made your, how do I know before you? Do you think he would have been as motivated if you didn't have, uh, every mom? I think he was clearly probably gay. So without her, he probably would have been even more. I don't think he was gay. Actually, I don't think he was, I think he was tweaked out and fucking mentally defected. I think he, dude, him at the Olympics was crazy.

That is such a funny video because he is, he's tweaked out on. Yeah, but he's not gay. He's not tweaked out on gay. You sure? What if he's getting tweaked out because he is gay? He doesn't want to think about being gay so he gets tweaked. Well, you think he's rocking back and forth because he has a butt plug in, you fucking idiot? Two things can be true at the same time.

I got a fucking lead butt plug. I don't think Hitler was gay. A lead butt plug is out of. He's just getting gayer and gayer. There are people who I think are gay. I think for sure. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it.

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Yeah. I think Carlson, Kirk, and there's somebody else. I'm not sure, but possibly. Who? Walsh is gay. I think, oh, Matt Walsh, dude,

the fishing, the fishing thing completely, I was like, oh. Those are the only three that I'm certain of, though.

But I think, I think, I think Walsh is not actively gay. I think Walsh not actively gay. I think Kirk was actively gay. So we, did we say Fuentes? Because he's like hyper gay.

Fentes? Yeah, because he says he's like asexual essentially, like, oh, fucking having sex with women's gay, all this,

this and that. But then he's also hanging out with cat boys. I think he's by. I think he's by. You think he's by? Which is definitely gay still ultimately. It is really?

Yeah, I mean, you're both. Yeah, I mean, it is. Here's the thing. I've never seen Fwinta's hang out of the woman, but I've seen him hang out with a gay cat boy. Right. So there is that. Yeah, there's an ample amount of evidence of that. But yeah.

I think Shapiro is straight. I just think he's weak. I think he does not have sex with his wife other than a procreate. Yeah, yeah. But that's straight. He's a straight person. He's a straight person with a zero percent sex drive probably. But like, theoretically, theoretically, I think, I think what?

I can't wait to come on you. I can't have to come on you. I think wet pussy terrified him. I think the idea of a moist vagina really... Ew, get away from you. I think, yeah, like one time... Why are you drilling? Ew.

Why is it drilling from down there? Stop crying. You. Why is your pussy crying? I don't like that. Wait, why is your vagina crying? I can't call it. I failed in movies.

I felt in film. Like all my other fucking colleagues. I like it when it feels like sandpaper, actually. I in fact, fail that film. My family is really good in media and I'm horrible. Actually. It's really crazy. Actually.

Crazy for him. one of his, you know, background. Oh, no. In fact. All of my colleagues are white supremacists. And they're all going to come after me. Everybody's really mean to me now. I don't know why, but I'm...

Everybody's mean to me just because I love Israel. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I think it's kind of cool. I like the way they do everything. So who's the straightest out of all of them? Like, what do you think?

Like, who's the straight? It's probably like an older... It's probably like Bill O'Reilly or something. Bill O'Reilly. He's definitely a straight guy. He's definitely like a... Rush He beats the piss out of him

Straight to Rush was definitely Rush Limbaugh I'm not so sure He had a massive Drug addiction And usually those guys Like suck a lot of

Cock to get more drugs They're willing to Sure So he's not necessarily I don't think he liked it though Yeah So he straight But I think he did his job well

He did it too So before there was Grindr It was just like Craigslist So he was probably On Craigslist So he was probably on Craigslist I imagine It's like none of the

It's none of the biggest One though I think It's always like underlings Oh we forgot The straightest Dave Rubin So Actually

though, which is hilarious. He is kind of the least gay. You wouldn't know he was gay unless he said it. Dave Rubin coming out as straight would be crazy. I'm straight now. I'm healed. Actually, I don't want to hang out of my husband anymore. Ew, he's gross.

And I'm a man. I killed my gay husband. I hit him with the Nintendo until he stopped breathing. That was one of the memories I had of him was like we played like some fucking NES game in his green room or something. Oh, really? Before we did the show. in that room where they cake you at makeup and they throw you out there.

Dude, you look fucking terrifying. You look insane because you look like an anime character. It was like, why does Derek look like that? Listen, listen. I look like an AI generated version of myself. They put some clear shit because they're like, oh, we don't have your shade of makeup. And I'm like, I don't need makeup. Oh, surprise.

And then they were like, oh, and then they gave me some clear shit. It was like probably his cum or something. And it made me look like a fucking baby or like an anime character. And I was like, I already looked like Ellen DeGeneres, but he looks like an anime character. I hate it, dude. And I was, I saw those videos. That's a main picture. 2017.

Gitty when I saw those. I was like, what is this? The thumbnails. I'm like, oh. I'm like, why would you kick that? Yours is so much fun of you. I look like I'm so excited. Like I was like, what the hell?

Like, what is this guy talking about? He's fucking ecstatic. I do remember. It was so fucking ridiculous It was so dumb Why is it? That is a crazy thumbnail to think I almost DM'd

I was gonna be Can you change? I was like whatever I was about to ask him Can you change that's fucking stupid Like that's a terrible shot But whatever I would love that

It's still the main picture The people use of me If I'm cited Oh the one In like an article It's the Dubrobin one You had a little dye in your hair Right or like

Highlighter's very different actually Yeah It was a partially brown That's blonde then It was like Yeah it was the streaks of it Where like the ends of them So it was like

This weird mix Uh huh I kind of didn't hate it, but like, I just looked insane in that video because I'm like over exposed. I'm like completely shaven. I look like I'm 12 kind of. Yeah. That's the thing. Like whatever I hate it because I look in 2017 especially, I looked young.

And so it was like, why would you put shit on me to make me look younger? He did look like a baby in a high chair, man. Why would you do? Why? That image. You look like you're waiting for a spoon. Davey. Davey.

Davey. Dude, I remember actively seeing that fucking thumbnail and being like, what the fuck. That's far I was even on the political space of the internet. And I was like, what the fuck did they tell Daird to get him smiling like that? It's funny that you say, I just imagine how many other people thought the same thing. You're saying that? I'm thinking, how many people are like, what the fuck is this? It's stupid.

Especially if they didn't know me. Like, who fuck's that guy? And they just skip over it. Who's the stupid leagues? Not interested. Not interested. Not interested. going to racist 4chan immediately.

I saw this happy nigger and it just fucked my day. That's one thing I didn't. A black person smiling. Just fucking careen. Really. Ficked his day. Really turned him into that chapter version of the fucking clan member. Yeah.

Hijacked my day. That's crazy. I wonder if we've ever turned somebody racist by proxy. Like we didn't directly do anything to them, but somehow. I have a video on my phone. I don't know if I have it saved or not, but I've seen it. It is this video of this white woman with like four black dudes in her house. They're clearly about throwing a train on her.

And the black guys are like fucking dancing making noise in us. And they go and they start bothering her son in his bedroom. And I'm like, oh. I've seen this. I'm like, oh, he's racist now. Like they just, they just made. That's so fucked up. That would make you racist.

Yeah, absolutely. You'd be like, what the fuck are these people doing? Unfortunately. Yeah. Especially if he lives in a place like North Dakota or some shit. Like, yeah. My few intractors of black people is me hearing them fuck my mom and make jokes about it. That's crazy.

That's pretty bad, yeah. What a terrible bomb. Yeah, also. Yeah, that's the thing. He's going to be racist, but he's going to love his mom still. Hey, little nigga. We about fucking bus train of your mom. What?

You need me alone. Shut the fuck up. Trains? Choo, chew. Choo. Hey, little niggins. Hey, little nigga. Hold this dick while I, uh, while I, uh, position your mom.

Well, look. I just need a little, I need a little. That's crazy. I need a little brace. It's like technically pedophilia. He's just asking for assistance. I mean, it's, it's, it's. Derek, look at Derek.

Don't try to, don't try to do that, right? Listen, I'm the world's greatest lawyer. Your honor. Your honor, it's not, he's not a pedophile. He was asking you. He just put a child in a deeply distressing situation. The dick is so large it needs to rest. Laying your penis rest on a kid's head.

Because you got to do something else. That's some ditty shit. You just sent me that thing about like the kid talking to his dad about like the kids at school playing ditty tag. No. What are we talking about? It might have been smoky or something. The kids have a game called ditty tag? Yeah.

So it's like, man, I was, you were playing ditty tag and whoever's it is ditty. And it's like seven-year-olds or something And he's like, how do you know What do you know about that? And he goes like, he's got baby oil That's crazy I was not nearly plugged in like Well, obviously

Well, yeah Yeah, we didn't have internet There's a more permanent version of the world That was technically better, I think. Well, yeah, but it's just interesting Because I just, I remember not knowing What the fuck was going on at all With like pop culture or anything

Until like maybe like, honestly like 12 or like 13 or like 13 or something something like earliest for me I really started figuring out the world was going because my goings on the world's going on were always like not aligned exactly yeah but I really figured out like late middle school so I was like oh yeah yeah there's like cult like culture like like seventh grade seventh grade for sure yeah was when I was like I guess there's culture or something yeah there's really things happening yeah there's news flipping through the cable like and checking out all the watching watching hours of porn yeah Britney Spears is one of the first things that I remember like

The crazy. That was one of the first things I remember being cognizant of as far as like cultural like news or whatever, like pop culture news. I know what's going. I actively remember all that happening and thinking like, oh, why won't they leave? Even as a kid, I was like, why won't they leave her alone? Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't believe that, by the way. No, because I was like, because I was thinking a whole time was that like, oh, she's going through something. Why is she still on the news? I swear to God.

Ain't no way you thought that way. How old are you? I was like maybe, maybe because I was like I know what you thought she's going through something but granted but granted I had an older sister who was like okay that makes sense to be conscious enough to be like that's really fucked up so I was like if she's sick

and she's like shaving her head why are who being mean more mean to her I mean I was like I don't know but you're gay and I was like you're a little bitch he said I don't know but you are gay Kingston how old are you six yeah you're gay She was like, I'm about to get this money. She pulled out a fucking camera and immediately started bashing it on Britney Spears' face and then taking pictures. Those are all unusable shots.

It's completely. It's black, blurs, and flashes of lighting. That's it. Maybe one eye kind of out of focus. That poor girl, man, that situation. So, like, I... That wouldn't bother me as much as, like, learning about the conservatorship. Because, like, her going, you know, she had a mental thing that happened.

I really feel like that unfortunately, but it was media that kind of like comes with the territory, man, so much word. Yeah, but it was like, I agree.

I'm not like defending the paparazzi because I think they're vultures, right? But if you want to get in that lifestyle and sign those contracts and stuff like that, it has been this way for a very long time. So it's like, I know you can't prepare yourself for it.

But if you're going to go for it, it's kind of like playing American football. You kind of know you're going to risk getting CTE or boxing. So I see it in the same way where, like, I want there to be better things, but also the fucking people have to help themselves out too by not just like, let me just go and get my head punched in without like, you know, trying to work with scientists or whatever the fuck. Because I don't know, man, it's stupid. It's stupid, dumb and gay. They all should just drink lead. And then it would probably everybody would forget about their problems.

If you have CTN or gain, you drink lead, will you be back to normal? Mm. What, let it like neg itself out? I think you would just like forget your gay. Oh. I think that's all that would happen. So you'd be like blowing dudes or whatever. But you wouldn't know why.

You wouldn't. Yeah, you'd be like, huh. Did I just suck a dick? Can you get brain damage and forget your homosexual? What do you say?

What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? You know what did you? Like people get brain damage and a personality is get altered? Yeah. Can you get brain damage into being homosexual?

Out of it. Out of it. Either or either like either direction. Well, I like what that like rise back up and the fact that you're gay. Convert. conversion therapist that are suggesting

that you can be zapped out of it or manipulated out of it or something. I think you could theoretically. I don't think you could do it on purpose. You know what I mean? I think you'd have to sustain a crazy amount of damage

and somehow come back and then just happen to have that change about you. I read about those people that got like brain damage or they got like hit really hard and they speak Chinese? Yeah, they know a fluent language.

I got to be real with you. I don't believe that. I got to be real with you. I don't feel like. I don't feel like. I don't feel like. I don't feel like. Like, because what do you mean?

Did people change their accents though? That happens. People get like hit with fucking like I don't know if I believe that either. No, that one I've seen. But I think it's only because of the fact Jimmy Nutron. But that's, but I think that's only by the fact of they've been near it proxy and they've picked up enough on it. I don't know. Like I think if I get brain damage, I could possibly get hit and speak Spanish pretty well.

Here's what I think happens to your accent. But I don't think I'm going to learn like Tibetan, you know. Yeah. Here's what I think happens to your accent. If you get brain damage. That's what happens to your accent It doesn't like You're not going to become like

Oh yes It's me I think that can happen It's Christopher I think that can happen I don't think language will change Welcome to the Snark Tagg podcast It's me Chris

I had great day Which is my voice now Would you like a bowl of faggots Would you like a bowl of little faggit And we're talking about the fruit of course Would you like a bowl of little delicious food eggs.

The food, of course. First of all, they even sound gross, like the fucking what they are. Yeah, it does. Isn't it just hag and fucking barley? I don't know. Yes. You got to look disgusting when you use a British rag. Well, you're doing a very specific old British.

I'm doing a British. What are like an old posh like, oh, yes. Like he has like a cane and he fucking has a library full of like knick-knacks. right he's got syphilis you know it's crazy you can tell when people are British isn't that interesting what do you mean like from their profile

because of the way they look they have a look like I was watching the music video and I was like the moment the moment someone walking oh there's a British Somali Somali oh the guy

guessing people yeah Somali immediately clocking the Somalis Ridiculous They have a look Somalis yeah They have a look Ethiopians, like around that region. All of the clock are very clockable.

Northwest Africa, they have distinct looks. And then you go down to like like, like, you say northwest? Is it northwest? Sorry, northeast. Northwest, they do too actually. Well, Northwest, I don't know because that's like say, I can't really tell who's like, uh,

if you're talking about the north north, like that little strip. Yeah, north. I can't really tell the difference within that and someone in the Middle East. I can't. Personally, I think they look a little more black. I think it's probably a little more black. I've seen enough like a...

They look more like... No, I know what you mean. I've seen enough where they just look like, like, oh, there's a guy from a, um, they, like you said, a Morocco. There's, uh, it's all, like, a lot of North in, like, well, the French-speaking ones that... Yeah. I can't tell, like, if they're from fucking Jordan or if they're from, like, I, like, I see they're on, like, 90-day fiancé all the time scamming people. Yeah.

And, like, I'm like, I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell who the fuck's why. Especially, like, West Africa, now you go to, uh, you go to, uh, you. like a Cameroonian or someone in Kenya or Nigeria or whatever. Like I've had friends. Those are like black folk Africans. And those people, I'm like, nope, there's, the only thing is the accent. Like, I know a Nigerian accent.

That's the only one that I actually know. I know Cameroonians are big. That's it. Cameroonians are pretty big. Nigerians, they're kind of passionate. That's not the Nigerians. They're very passionate people. I like that they're not the, because for a while, they were the scam capital.

Yeah. And then the Indians just killed. them. It just came in like a jet. Landed on the battlefield. It's like, it's like Goku showing up to fight free them. It really is insane. All of those videos are the people busts in the scams in India, where they get, like, hack

into the fucking camera and talk to them and shit. I see you with your vest or whatever. You ever see you? You never seen that? I know. It's good stuff. That sounds like magic. It is, it's magic.

content I was saying. My friend just last week got threatened by an Indian scammer. Threatened? What did he say? So like he picked up because I- Are you redeeming? I literally put that in the chat. I put the first thing, do not redeem! Dude, do not redeem.

I guess one of them called and he answered it and he just kept saying like random quotes. I'll kill you. Like that chicken sandwich from South Park for those goo bags. I don't know if you remember that. I don't remember that episode. I don't remember.

It was basically the, back when South Park was actually, I don't know, they were on fire. You know what I mean? It was the basically from the future, they were, they were like the day laborers. Yes, I remember that. Yeah. They were working. And then like, Stan couldn't understand him. He was trying to get like a cheeseburger and he kept going to get sandwich.

And anyway, so he kept saying shit like that and the guy got really upset. And then he started sending him like his addresses and he's like, I know where your family lives. and like we're going to like, you know, we're going to erase you and all this shit. It was just saying all this crazy shit. And I'm like, dude, that's, I was like, what are you going to do? He's like, what are you going to do?

They're Indian. That's great. That is so crazy. It's like talking about a spirit. It's like, what are you going to do? He can't hurt me. He's not even in the same place. He's not the same realm as me.

He's in a different place. Well, he didn't say that directly. Obviously, it was clearly just like, oh, he's not here. What the fuck are they going to do? And I, but I think that I'm like, you don't at least want to give the number to the police or something just to, you know. But I guess the police went to make one of them cry. I want to make one of the scammers is cry.

Like to say a bunch of shit and really bother him. Yeah. Not even threats. It's like just shit that like he can't process all of it. Like a certain sequence of words that is going to make him shit himself and cry. I see what you're saying. You mean the game if you make him cry because usually they just get upset, right? They're furious.

They're furious. Yeah. Which I always think is so funny. They're the other one trying to scam you and they're getting angry. They're like. They really need it. They feel entitled to scamming you. Did you not watch Slumdog Winner?

They really need it. All right. Well, they really do. I think some of them do, but I feel like the ones that are doing the scamming most, well, it's not true.

Actually, there was a compound. I watched, did you watch a, there was a documentary about a compound in India where they would basically get people to work in these type of scamming things. So a lot of them are forced. They're actually all over the place.

It's not just India. It's, Unfortunately, all overage. They have these compounds where they force people to do this. So what? Yeah. The world's kind of fucked up and I will profit off of it. All right.

Should we go on some questions from? No. No. Oh, okay. Dude, is there any questions for me, Ronald Reagan? Ronald Reagan. Ronald Wilson. We don't have any questions for Ronald Reagan.

That's unacceptable. It's crazy, too, because I put out a fee that said, do you have any questions for Ronald Reagan? Nobody responded. Dad. dead silent one negative like yeah it's been up for three days strangely silent but uh I don't know why am I so great oh great question great question me great question Ronald Reagan

I think I'm so great on account of my whiteness I really enjoyed using the fact that the CIA put drugs inside of black and brown communities to then arrest those black and brown people I love spreading crack. I love spreading crack. Not having workers' rights. I didn't spread it.

Trickling down absolutely nothing. I didn't spread it. But I absolutely did penalize him for it being spread. I didn't put it there. You can't prove that the CIA obviously did it. You can't prove it. I didn't do it. But I definitely used it.

George George comes out. I was like, he definitely did it. He did. He did. He did. He did. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Oh, yay. Long time listener. Welcome bored. Thank you. Long time listener since episode zero. Damn, is that Zach or who's that? What do you mean? Who's episode zero?

Episode zero was Zach. Uh, first time, yeah, so first time. Episode one, I think is you, right? I think so. Zach? Yeah. I think so. He might have been.

Three is Alex, I'm Alex. I'm Alex. And four is J.C. No, it's you, I think was the second. This is the first one. No, I was an episode with Zach. Right, but like, we put your name in the, because we were like, I don't know what the phone. I'm pretty sure.

I don't know. The audience is correct. I feel like I remember doing that because I was like, I don't know long ago, dude. I want to go back and read those. Because it also wasn't clear if you were going to continue to do it. Because we just did. I, It was my thing, really.

Yeah. And so I was like, I guess I'll have you on. I want to go back and see if my light has faded between those up, like the period of time. It absolutely has. Really? No, I think it is wild. I think my glimmer is still there. No, it's like it's.

You know what's the biggest difference, your storytelling? So there were some, I would say, go back and listen to you telling the story of the fireball. Yeah. And then you're going to be like, damn, look at how animated and life. lively I sounded. I used to love life. I'm still animated lively. There's like a different tinge to it though.

Is it looking at a didgy window now? Exactly. It's still a sunny day, but it's out of a fucked up window. It's like the Muppets Christmas carol with Michael Kane when they wipe the window with the rat. That's what it's kind of like. You guys wanted to know if there are people doing

important jobs listening to you guys. I am an aircraft mechanic. for Gulfstream and have worked on many celebrities slash billionaires planes for maintenance. Sir. I'm not saying anything. I'm not either. I'm not saying nothing. My question for you guys.

Any financiers? My question for you guys is what is the closest or most direct you guys have worked for slash met powerful people? Love the podcast. I worked under. via technicality. I worked under fucking Larry King for like a little bit. Oh yeah.

When they were doing like, they were doing like this website like with like a bunch of political people. And they wanted me on it. I was like, all right, I guess I'll. And I think I did like three videos for them. And I was like,

this website's fucking garbage. And I just stopped. But Larry King was a bomb then. I remember that being like a very bizarre thing. Yeah, it wasn't, it was Larry King spelled like L-A-R-R-I-E. I wish it would like that would be funnier.

That would be so much funny. than the reality, which was just like, yeah, it actually is just Larry Kigg that's so fucking weird. Why? Why is he? What do you do? And then he died immediately. Chris Raygon. And Chris Raygo.

Thank you so much. He's got a little, he sticks his tongue out. It's like a littler. It's like a littler Larry Kee. Oh my God. He is, but like a xenomorph. He is. He absolutely, there is a xenomorph stumped in that skeleton.

And it's trying so hard to not burst. out live. Yeah. That's what killed him eventually. But that's the most direct... I have been in a room, which is terrifying. I have been in a room with Peter Thiel before.

Ew. Which is horrifying. You survived. I survived. I made it out. I didn't talk to him or I don't even think I... I don't think... I don't think...

Like, I knew the name because there was like Gawker, right? Like, that was around the time that he was like involved with like the... He was involved with Gawker. I think, like, I think he... No, I think him and like Hulk Hogan and a couple other people took Gawker down or something. Oh. It was something in that realm.

Okay. And I remember like just hearing that like he was there or something. You didn't leave immediately? No, because I didn't know who the fuck that guy. I didn't know who he was. I didn't know what he looked like either because I don't know who the fuck that guy is. He was like doing like. Imagine Chile for a while he's a pretty good guy.

I'm also Peter Thiel. I assure you. Did he have a cloak on? I don't remember. Oh. Was he like, was he doing seances? I'm not even sure if I saw him specifically. Was there fire around?

Did he throw someone in the air and then shoot a fucking Godzilla of. through them. No, no. He has, he has atomic energy shooting out of his mouth. And you stay at that party, too. I did see,

I did see black shadows moving with no, with nothing to cast them. You're in a room, you're in a room when you see shadows moving around by themselves. You just confirmed it. You just confirmed.

That is Peter Till, all right. There's a few things you can clock them by. I'm Peter Till. I have 14,000 shadows. I can't believe Like see He looks so effortlessly evil

Like he's not trying Yeah He's just like oh like he's just talking And he looks more evil now than I Because you look at old pictures of him And he doesn't look he doesn't look great either Oh But like he's so clearly evil now

It's you can see it on their face when like Like what have you done See the thing of him trying to convince people That the Pope was the Antichrist Is that the latest shit that he's been saying? Look I don't know know if this is true. Take this with a grain of salt. We're podcasters. I'm just relaying shit that I saw. That's awesome. But I saw like some tweet or some article where it made the claim that Peter Thiel was

claiming that the Pope was the Antichrist, which again, I don't know if he said that. Very funny thing for him to say. Him. Yeah, because everybody assumes he is the Antichrist. Yeah. Because of how weirdly obsessed he is. And of course, the Antichrist would be like, oh, who's the Antichrist? The Pope. Yeah. That would be the most obvious choice. He needs to be sealed away. He needs to be.

For the Antichrist. He needs to be silly like the hollow night was. Just fucking suspended somewhere with chains wrapped around him. Yeah. I did see a quote though that and they did make a good point that the Antichrist, you know, according to biblical lore. Bible. Is very charismatic.

And he is absolutely not. So that is one thing that's not working from. So he can buy charisma. He absolutely. He has bought charisma. He can't buy charisma. You can buy the effects of charisma, I guess. Which is ultimately kind of the same thing, but not really.

Yeah. Because he can't convince, like, normal people that he's cool. But his money is, is enough for people that it matters. He's convinced Slow Rogan. He can convince the people that he needs to convince, I guess. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Not to, like, tell him get out of his fucking set. Everybody has been shitty. Like, I think Theo Vaughn came on his podcast recently in Joe Rogan. And he was shitting on, like, Peter Thiel a little bit. Joe Rogan was doing so much damage control in a way. It was crazy. I'm like,

this guy is so locked into just always defending billionaires. Oh, yeah. De Yvon was making Israel jokes, too, right? Oh, yeah. And then Joe was like, what did he just did the... What did you say?

You know what any part of this? He was like, like... Like, like, like, Joe Rogan now. Like, out of nowhere. Out of nowhere.

Out of nowhere. You're in a Yamakana. That's fucking insane. He's got hair again. I'm not the first okay if you type in you rogan on Google I'm not gonna be I'm sure I'm sure I've seen that that's why it comes from I'm not gonna do that you should you absolutely should why even a coward it look oh wait wait wait wait

do me a favor could you read the question right under the one you just read elder millennial 38 disturbed guilty pleasure rodin one hour ago he says why gay Like why gay? Like in general? Why gay? I don't know. It's better than it's better than buy, I guess.

I think we answered this earlier. It's fucking lead. Lead. There you. Oh, lead. That's right. That's right. It's all, it's all lead.

You go to your friend. He's like, hey, can I show you something? You're like, what are you going to show you something? It's really cool. He takes his pants out. He shows him his dick.

His dick has been injected with lead for the last seven years. His penis is like a crayon. His dick is bulbous but crayon colored. I'm going to move on to the next question. And he comes graphite. He can take his cum and draw pictures with it. What do we do with this penis? He's like, I don't know.

Look, isn't it cool? But when he's like, when he's around. Isn't it cool? You've seen him in like shorts everything and it doesn't look like his penis at all. He's like he's a regular guy, but he reveals his genitals and it's just like. What do you say? What is happening right now? Where's this going?

I don't know. This is this really stupid. I're going to move on. Odin Zen. Odin Zen wrote it. He says, hey, boys, what's an underappreciated slash under-recognized job

that you feel should be highlighted in society more than it is? Personally, as somebody who lives in Michigan, salt truck drivers are the reason we and the rest of the Midwest can even function much regards. It's true. You guys would be fucked without that.

Truck drivers is a pretty good one, but a lot of sanitation, man. Sanitation to me is the obvious one. There's obvious sanitation. There's the most important job, I think. probably in the world is horrors. Fluffers. Fluffers.

Yes. Hors and fluffers. I was going to say teachers, but I would say. That sounds like a sick-ass place. Hors and fluffers? Yeah. Would you go?

Like if you were like on war? I've already been. Oh shit. At this point. Like if that's real, I've already been. Someone robbed my brain and started a business already. Yeah.

God damn it. In the past? Or I guess I subconsciously saw the business and I just thought I made a house. Shut up. It fell apart. Elmore immediately. That was a house of cards that had no chance.

But no, man. You haven't been to a brothel? No. Not yet. I'm actually, it's annoying that I got married without doing that dumb shit, you know? My friends did tell me about a place in T.J. called Hong Kong. And they were like, this place is the fucking, and I was like, I was already like, by the time I found out about it, I was already talking to Jojo. And I'm like, well, whatever.

You want to go to tea? I'm like, no, I'm going to. I have no interest in a brothel. Because this is just strangers, right? There's not even like that. Well, yeah, that's a, that's the idea. Yeah, I don't want to fuck a stranger. I would just go there and chill.

I'd be like, oh, this is a, there's a lot of fucking going on here. You never, like, been to a club and, like, hooked up with a chick afterwards or something or a bar or anything like that? No. No? No, I don't. I don't, I don't like. Yeah. Yeah, that.

You hooked up with a person. Well. Uh. No. Once and it was like not a good. It was not a good. It was not a good experience. I'm mostly, everything's mostly good.

You know, you'll get a thought every once in a while. Like, well, just the experience just was, I go to bars. I go to bars and I actually threaten everyone in there. Yeah. And I'm like, if you don't make good decisions right now, you're going to get in trouble. You're going to get hurt.

You better cover that drink right now, you know. I won't do it to you, but somebody else might do it to you. So you better cover it. Threatening like success starts. with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey.

Learn more at APU.APUS.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like advice. You know, you're... Aggressive negotiation Safe when you get home

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But like it's gonna be someone Like me for sure Some with similar habits To me Are gonna show up Someone with a similar look And design Relatively similar

Relatively similar build And silhouette You're gonna You might even be You might even think it's me, but it's not. It's going to be somebody like me. It's genuinely not you, and he comes to save you later in the middle of it. It's like, what did I tell you?

What did I vote to tell you? That guy that looks very similar to me. He's like, yeah, I am very similar to him. He's still there. Yeah. I am very similar to this bad. Yeah, he warned you. Oh, well, anyway, could you leave?

I've got to continue assaulting her. No, man, I'm here to protect her right. Anyway, I'm going to get somebody similar. Whatever. Whatever. Big ugly Jordan rode in. He says, hello, fizzed, sex ed, and special Eddie. How would you go about grinching your co-hosts?

In other words, how would you ruin their Christmases? I don't like the word grinching. Grinching sounds like a sex move. Yeah. Sounds like a gross one. What would it be? What would it be? What would you put fungus in your pee hole and come on somebody?

That is. You're fucking. That's actually disgusting. You put like moss in your cockhole. Mossing. You get some algae. You go to a pond. Green load.

People are a big old green load, a green leafy load. It's spirulina. That's actually nauseating. That's the most repugate thing I've heard you say. I don't even feel like doing the show. You never thought of blowing a green leafy load at somebody? It came too quickly. It looks more like spinach.

You just didn't give me time to prepare for it. It's just so quickly So immediately Revolting All right You asked that question Dude I read it I didn't ask it

Officially that is grinching That is that's what grinchy is Yeah That's how I'd grinch Chris Just that We got our answer How would I ruin his Chris He was like grinching him

So is a Grinch The The wind is a granch I'm sorry What is a He's a who Right He's a what

I'm not kidding he's a what There's no way that's true He's a what he is a what In a movie he's a what No They never say that Yes Are you kidding me

Yes he's not a who he's a what So there's the who's the what's and there's And there's Wands and where's and stuff Probably wise How's probably too I don't think that's true man He's a Grinch he's a what He's a Grinch isn't he

He's a what He's not a who Is the Grinch his name I guess they call him They call him the Grinch He's a Grinch like behaviors Yeah but That's like, oh, the accountant.

You know what I mean? Like, the accountant's not his name. Like, the accountant's name. Yeah, they gave him the name of Grinchy. But is the Grinchy? But is the Grinch of profession? Or is it like a mantle? It's more of a title bestowed upon him because of his behavior.

But he's green also. Yeah, because he's a what? I don't think that's true. He's a what? He wasn't even supposed to be green. Like in the book, he's just like a normal. He's just a dick. No, in a Grinch?

Yeah. The Dr. Susting? In the original book of the Grinch, he was not color. Is this pre- Dr. Seuss? No. Like in the original- Because he's this green, as long as I remember, he's been green. As long as we remember, because we're fucking, you know, we're not from Dr. Seuss's time.

So, yeah, the original book, he was, you know, he didn't have any gender or ethnicity or whatever. It was very ambiguous. But, yeah, I think like- They made him green to contrast. They made, uh, it doesn't say specifically what, but it says, um, at a certain point, they started calling him a what. Yeah. What? That's fucking ridiculous. Walsam adaptation suggests he is different species or what, the original book,

you know, another version's leave it exactly. I told me he's a grinchy guy at first, but the thing is that he's furry, and everybody else isn't furry. He's also green, and he looks like a cat more than they do. Yeah. I don't know. He's a what? The Grinch is a sole survivor of a brutal genocide committed by the whos.

That's fucking great. Fan theory. I mean, he's not a soul. I need to say, sorry, R slash fan theories. Oh my God, fans ruined so many things. Genocide of the fucking watch. Everything needs to be some kind of like dark. Yeah.

Like Ed and Eddie, like they're in purgatory or whatever. You hear that fucking. Yeah. Yeah, where are the fucking parents? Same thing with the rug rats. They're like, oh, is that the same thing with the rug rats too? They're all babies that died.

Angelica's just tweaking by herself. Yeah. Great. Yeah, everything's. So Reddit. I mean, at least it makes sense. Remember that one of stew where he's making pudding in the morning? He's fucking...

He's extremely depressed from his babies being slaughtered by the lawn care giver. Yeah. Or whatever. What do you call them? What's a lawn care? They just called the lawn... The landscaper? Land, thank you.

I was like, what do you call? What you said was so wrong sounding that I couldn't even attach it. I was like, the what? The what? I can't remember what they're called. I said landscaper and I felt stupid for saying it because I was like, there's no way he needs that. lawn care givers I mean it works

I understood what you were trying to say which is all that language is It is accurate description of what they do Yeah they are giving long care Yeah So what was the story with like The Rugrats They all crawled around in the yard

And like crawls into the fucking wood chipper or something Yeah They have a little tuber And then Chuckie was like I don't want to do this And long hair was like Just get on in there man Just get on in there

Chuckie in fact didn't want to be a part of it at all Stu Why are you making chocolate pudding at 2 in the morning because I let all my children crawl into a wood chipper and die I've never seen him until I suppress a laugh like that you put his hand to his mouth

because I didn't want to ruin it I don't want to laugh I let my kids and nephews fucking die so you know I'm making pudding in a daytime as I need something you bitch oh man that is a great

clip, though. It's great. Of him losing his fucking shit at 2 a.m. Is, so. What? Tommy's mom. We're not having this conversation again. Is Chuckie's dad's sister?

I don't care. What the fuck are you talking about? Who's related to who? In regrets. It's just Drew. Angelica. So Stu and Drew and Angelica is a cousin. No, Chuckie's cousin, right?

No. Tommy's cousin then, right? Yes. Tommy's cousin. Tommy and Drew is. is the father of Angelica. Phil Lil Dill. Yeah, Dill is the baby brother.

Tommy, yeah. Yeah. Phil Lille are unrelated. Chuckie's unrelated. Yes. Okay. That's it. It's not complicated.

Yeah. That's interesting. It's not a... Phil. Little's Mark, a little thick. Remember her? Huh?

Remember she's a little thick? Short hair cup. She's a little thick. The lesbian? Yeah. And I was like, well, you say she's a lesbian. She's so clear.

She's not a lesbian? I mean, she's lesbian coded, but, you know, they're fucking married. Yeah, but like, That guy's a lesbian too. That guy's a woman. That guy has fucking like cortex hair.

He's a clown. He has cortex hair. When I first saw him, I was like, this nigga is geek. This thing is geeked. It's crazy. I was just like, this is like the, you know, not the same build, but this universe is John Wayne Gacy, if you know what I mean. Oh, I see.

You see it, right? Not the same build or in fact any similarities, but I choose to believe. It really bothered. There's a lesbian in Rugrats, actually. It really does. I'd crack. I'd crack. I'd like her demeanor. It seems like she could really...

I don't like her demeanor at all. She gets like a tossing. I don't like her to hate everything about her. I hate everything about what she stands for and what she believes in. Do you think Chaz, the dad of Chucky, right? Is that right? Yeah, I think so.

Do you think he killed Chuckie's mom? No. Chuck's mom was Japanese. I think she was a kamikaze child. She was not Japanese. That's his step mom. That's Suzie. That's the one.

they met in Paris or whatever. Susie's mom, yeah. Or something. I think they went to Paris or something. Yeah, they went to Paris this first movie. And then they, the second movie. They went to Paris and they met a Chinese.

She's Japanese. This is crazy. This is so fucking trash. It's the show, man. They're confusing me. She's Japanese. It's not my fault. In reference to Reptar.

They didn't write it clear it out. Oh yeah, Reptar is real in that world, right? No. Reptar is a real Reptar. And they went to go see Reptar and she said, oh, I'm not going to do it. Ro, Ro, right, raw. Fucking leptar. Fucking leptar.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I was going to do it. This weekend, we were at our, we were at our friend's house, right? And two of our friends are really into K-pop.

And we were watching, we were... This is bad, okay. We were watching Jackie Chan's Drunken Master this first one. Sure. First one's not as the second one. one's way better, but we were watching it, right? And obviously... There's a character in that movie with like... It's wild teeth.

Wild teeth, by the way. Like, it's crazier than the... Bredge of Tiffany's. No, I don't think it's crazy. I think the teeth are crazy. I think the fact that that character exists is bananas. Sure. I need to see that.

But we were watching it and, you know, obviously, as our friends are, we are horrible people. So you're making Asian jokes. Or, you know, you were trying to dance around him. That was the game we were all playing. We were trying to dance around Asian jokes for hours. Yeah. Yeah. Which one's Jackie Chan? Lily said, Lily actively said, which one is Jackie Chan? Like, who's Jackie Chan? Because she doesn't know Jackie Chan's face. To be fair, I don't know him

that well from that era either. Like, I know him more, I know him more from rush hour era. Right. So, and he looks pretty different actually. Well, yeah, he's already in this like mid-40s by that time. Well, yeah. I'm just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, what I'm saying. So we were talking, and it was like, which one is Jackie Chan? And I answered, whoever you want to be. Of course. And then we watched K-pop. We were watching K-pop. And I was just like, we were all sitting there and we were all trying very earnestly to engage with gay pop. And we were like, this is, this is so empty of music. And our friends are like, squealing beside us, loving it. And I was like, this is like the most unique genre.

of music I've ever really been a part of, I think. What are the, what is the sex of your friends? Oh, they're women, obviously. Okay. Yeah, men don't like K-Pop. I mean, it makes no sense. Men don't love K-P. I don't think there's a man that I've ever respected that loves K-P.

Yeah, you either do K-pop in your man, like you're in the bands or you don't listen that shit. Dude, there's like 13 of them in one group. Yeah, it's ridiculous. And they're called 17, I'm pretty sure. Like, I'm not even joking. I swear to that's not even a joke. The fucking Korean slip knot, dude.

That's crazy. Korean slip knot. It's crazy. Maybe the Korean slip knot B. I don't know. I don't know. Srip knot. Shrimp knot.

Shrip knot. Stupid. Disregard. Strike that from the record. What food are they known for? What Koreans? Yeah. Cheez.

Oh, okay. So, yeah, how did you put? Kimchina. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah. Something. I can't.

There's something better. but we can't dwell on it What happened What did Korea do? They have slavery the longest Did they? Yeah, they had the longest Oh, they had the longest

Unbroken chain of slavery I only know that because of Bobby Lee Yeah, shout out Bobby Lee and Korean slavery Don't put that out there The white supremacists love that They love to be like Oh, we didn't have

They found that out because of Bobby Lee too I'm sure Yeah You're probably disappointed They're like Aw man Yeah, yeah what? It's like Kirk having a debate with a girl

And he's like America was the first place To have actually abolished slavery And she was like Charlie What did you just say out loud? That can't be true What did you just say out loud First of well it's absolutely no You know how many civilizations existed before us

Yeah And he's like The slavery conversation is even like Kind of a moot conversation anyway Because it's still happening You know what I mean? Like it's not like it's over Yeah

You know like we just have different forms of it It's worse in other places sure But like I mean it's like We talk about it as if it's like a past thing It's a past thing You know what I mean We talk about it like it's Seinfeld or something It's a past thing.

We did talk about it, yeah. Yeah, we do. Or like fill of the future. Oh, yeah. It's done. It's done. Phil the future. You brought up Jackie Chan.

A show called Dan of the present. It's just boring nothing. A guy going to work trying to avoid being killed out of school. It's Phil the future. No, what would it be like Preston of the present? It'd be Perry of the past. It'd be Perry of the past. Okay.

And then present would be Preston of the present I don't like I think Preston's the best you can go for it Yeah it's like the only way yeah It kind of works It works like vaguely rhymes kind of Because you'd be repeating a P from the past

The future should have to have an F though In the future part It'd be pH future That's all right Well we're gonna move on Because I like the fact they're all P's I understand Did you hear that

Donald Trump I don't know if this is true If he's just taking credit for The director's given credit that Donald Trump's the reason why Rush Hour 4 is happening. I did see that, yeah. Yeah, basically the director made a film, a documentary about Melania. Crazy.

And then Trump's like, where's the Asian and Black duo? Where is so much? I miss overt racist comedy. Me too. I miss when Eddie Murphy and Bruce Lee did those great movies. I love Eddie Murphy. I love him. I love him as Shrek.

I think Eddie Murphy did such a good job as, man, Black Man 3 in Star Wars. Black Man 3. Black man 3. Are there three black people of Star Wars? There's Lando Calarizian. There's Lando Calrissian mid.

Mace. And then Black Guy 3. And Black Guy 3, that gay one, the, uh. No, there are three. It's colored back now. There's Finn Wolfhard. There's Finn Wolfheart. Finn Wolfheart's a black man now.

I said it. From the movies. There's Lando Calarizian, then there's Lando Carrizian, parentheses, mid. Mid. From the middle of the series. Finn Wolfheart. Finn Wolfheart's black now from peculiar occurrences. All these children, all of the children in stranger things are so old.

It's distracting. It's jarring how old they are now. It's very jarring. Even Nancy, who I really loved I love Nancy, but she's looking 30 She's looking 30 I don't like it anymore

I don't I prefer to I'm not interested in 11 You can see the creases in her face She's older than that She's not 11 and that upset me You can see the creases in her face I don't like it I like it when me

And Drake were very upset Me and Drake were fucking furious I was texting Drake And I was like Could you believe this? And he was like Yeah Drake was like

destroying, Drake was destroying all of Toronto in his wrath because Millie Bobby Browns are an adult now. Drake became a kaiju and destroyed Toronto. That's crazy, Kaiju. He's half Jewish. But I...

That's not what it is. Literally, that's crazy that you made that connection. But I guess he can do it because... I want to hear him go to Israel. That'd be late. I know that he wouldn't do... I don't think he'd do that, but I think he should go to Israel. It's the fucking...

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Milliam! You know there's a little character called Will in the show, right? Oh, yeah. Milliam! That shit is...

This guy is garbage. This guy's trash, dog. I forgot that there was a will. This guy is so trash. I forgot that there was a will. They're like, cut. First of all, she's 11. Yeah, they're completely wrong.

Stop calling her million. Second of all, that's not her name. That's not even Billy, it's just Billy. And then after that, he just dies again because he's dead. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, oh. It turns into dust. They're distractingly old, like some of them.

Dude, the worst part is the little sister. The little sister is supposed to be seven years old. That's clearly like a 15-year-old little girl. No, she's not. She's supposed to be the same age that Will is when she's taken, right? So, like, nine or something? She's seven in that show? She's clearly 10 or something.

She's like, that's like a little preteen. She was supposed to be, I don't. I don't know. I don't know. That's crazy if she's supposed to be sad. Did you watch it? Did you watch it? Yeah, I watched all of it.

I didn't catch up it. Oh, you already watched it? Yeah, it's like four episodes. I was like, alright, I guess I'll watch it. You see the niggas hair, man? It's crazy. I hate what they did. What's crazy is he looked fresh last season.

That's what bothers me. So what happened? He looks like, you know how Tyler created did that fucking character for his fucking thing? He looks like that. And I'm like, why the fuck is he looked like that? Because he's what makes it bothers? No, hold on.

Did people look like that? did people have stupid hair like that I don't think so No what bothers me so much Is that the previous season He has a clean flat top And then also He looks like he has Lego hair

In this new one He looks like yeah They built his hair And then the actor of him The actual actor Is always looking crazy fresh And it's like what's happening He can't look modern fresh

He can't look modern fresh I have heard People like Maybe this is how shit was in the 80s And I'm like Show me Like I don't know

I will concede if you just show me like somebody doing that. It's, it's, I just don't like it. I don't like the way to have him look. But I think that's the point. Maybe. I guess it has to be. It's a glaring oversight of not.

Yeah, yeah, because it's like, noticeably stupid. Even I was like, I have no context of like any of that. But like, I look at his hair.

I was like, that is not, I feel like that's not how that's supposed to look. Like if, it looks like they gave him a flat top and they just cut all of this. Yeah. It's,

I don't know, man. Whatever. It's like he's got, he's got like, It's got like an art deco flat top It's got like a archway It looks insane

It looks like It looks like It looks like we want your face like an egg So we're gonna cut an egg like shape into your hair What? But yeah No it's I don't know

It's a duffer brothers We're duffing each other In the fucking back of our head To we write the scene But yeah I was watching Just because like I have seen all of them And I was like I might as well finish this I guess

I finished it First episode is pretty good It's okay The first and fourth one are fine. The two in the middle are kind of whatever. I don't know. I'm kind of... At this point, I'm more like just get...

I was going to see it. Just wrap it up already. Oh, fucking... Because, like... Took too long, man. It's five seasons over the course of, like, what? 10 years. Genuinely 10 years.

Literally, like a decade? I don't give a shit anymore, man. Milly Bobby Brown's a grown-ass woman. She's a grown-ass woman. She's like... She has adopted child now. She's a kid and she's a married woman. That's crazy.

What kind of kid is it? I don't know. Probably Cambodian or something shit. You know how they'd be doing. Cambodian. Yeah, those are the best tasting ones. Oh. All right, well, I'm going to move on.

I'm going to move on now. Where's Angelina Jolie from? Is she British? No. Guys, have you seen... I don't know what the fuck because apparently she's John Voight's daughter. Excuse me?

That is true. Yeah, that is true. Like, that's his... Apparently. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Apparently. Excuse me? Yes, what do you...

Why was that never a thing brought up ever? John 40 years. John Voight's not relevant. Like, who cares? But when she came out, when she first became an actress, when we were children, that might have been more relevant. Yeah, but like we were children. We probably just didn't know because we didn't care.

That's more likely true, yeah. You think a child cares who John Void is in the 90s? That's true. I did because he was like, what was it, Varsity Blues? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was one of my first, like, dealings with symbolism because the first shot, and this is in a teen film, the first shot of him is him, like, quieting, like, of the rally, but he looks like he's doing a fucking Nazi salute and it's like oh yeah this guy's gonna

he's like he's like he's like it was like my then he was like completely awesome he ruled I miss him so much dude have you guys seen I had a really religious experience on Thanksgiving do you guys are you familiar with the film Jack yeah Robin Williams right yeah I saw it in theater you saw that movie I saw it theater yo first of all that's crazy. Who are you with? I don't know. By himself.

He went to see Jack by himself at like fucking seven. I was way too young to see by myself, but I did anyway. Dude, it was great. So my parents had that VHS forever. And I always, I watched pretty much all of our movies. But that was the one where I looked at it. I saw the cover of it and it's like, Robin Williams is the fucking shirt. It's like, peeked out of the shirt.

And I'm like, I can't even express to you how incurious I am. about this movie. Like, I have no curiosity whatsoever. This looks so deeply unappealing to me. I'm not going to watch it. Let's put it this way. I've never seen it after that. Right.

It's not like a rewatchable fucking film. And so I was hanging out with Gabby, my friend Gabby on Thanksgiving. We were just watching a bunch of bullshit. We were watching like Muppets Thanksgiving and those kinds of things on Christmas Carole. And then we were just like looking scrolling on Disney Plus. We saw Jack and I was like,

I've always seen this movie. and I've never bothered with it. Let's see what this is. Oh, you did it. Because I was just curious. Dude, immediately, it's immediately scary because Robin Williams collapses on the ground. He starts crying.

And then fucking Bill Cosby, Bill Cosby swoops in from stage left. And you're like, immediately like, wow. He puts it in his eye. He pulled an eyelid out and he's like, Dude, it is weird. The opening of the movie is literally... I think of that fucking movie.

Everything about this movie. I was losing my mind. You're bringing me back, dude. The people... So, like, Bill Cosby, like, he's nursing it. He's like, oh, you fell. And then Rob Williams pulls Bill Cosby's pants down. This is real.

And then... And he's laughing about it. So, for those of you don't know, Jack is like... It's Robin Williams. He's 40 years old, but he's a 10-year-old boy. Yeah. So he's retarded. No, he's just, he's just aging stupid quick. He's like, he's like progerian, but not.

He's got like reverse Benjamin Button, but like, quick. So aging. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so he's like, I get, that's the premise, right? And then he goes to public school. What the fuck is that, by the way? You hear that? It's a vacuum.

Anyway, I think I have an old wooden ship. It sounds like they're building. That's haunting Jack Sparrow or something. shit's going up there. Anyway, that is crazy. You think we should should we unload into the roof?

The, um, this is really throwing me on for some reason. But, so Bill Cosby's there and there's like, okay, whatever, that's funny. They didn't know the context,

obviously. So, like, I mean, this is just a funny little quits. And then he goes to school and then his teacher is like, Jennifer Lopez. And I'm like,

what the fuck are all the, and then I looked it up and it's a movie by Francis Ford fucking Coppola. Yeah, they thought it was going to be Oscar and I was like, what the fuck is it? So J-Lo was in this movie and then he goes,

there's a scene where he like goes to like a bar and is molested by Fran Dresher. I mean W. molestation, but yeah. I can't believe I don't remember that. It is, so she's making out with him or whatever, but he's a child.

Yeah. You know. He's like, oh, my pee-p-p. And it's like, I can't believe what I'm seeing. W. W. Lestation. He does have a heart attack and he tumbles,

down the stairs and it's mega funny. He does he die? No, no, no, he doesn't die. Hey, why are you molesting me? I'm a little kid. Why are you molest to me? I'm going to have a heart attack.

What are you doing? Go go get your heart attack. Why are you rubbing down there? It's not a lamp. What are you doing? What are you doing? Mr. Aladdin, sir.

I'm sorry. Mr. Wait, how does you sign again? Frang Drescia? How does you sound? Mr. Robin Williams? I don't know. I've always hurts my ears.

Mr. Sheffield. I've always hurts my ears. I did have a crush on her for somehow. Oh, yeah. knocked that down. Absolutely. She's an attractive older woman. But like... Who else was in that movie? Just confusing people. Like, J-Lo's in it. And that's 90s J-Lo too.

Back when it was... J-Lah-Loh-Las-Ga-Lead. Yeah, she's a teacher. And at first I was like, is that... I can't have this not Jada Lopez. She's like Brunette or like something in the movie. So it's like... But like it's... It's just a very... Just Robin Williams, Bill Cosby, Jennifer Lopez, Francis Ford Copeland and Fran Dresher in this fucking

fever dream of a movie. I just couldn't. I was losing my mind. every single, because I would skim through it. I missed most of the context. They're in a, they're in a fucking treehouse in one scene, and they're, like, falling through, like, the treehouse is crumbling. And it's falling for, like, what feels like five straight minutes. But it's only, like, 20 feet off the ground, maybe. It feels ridiculous.

I can't believe it's a real movie. Yeah. By Francis Ford Copeland. Yeah, that is crazy. Clearly, you got Robin Williams stud. You're thinking, oh, he's not retarded, but he's retarded to Jason. that should usually get you like some type of nod. Right, right.

He's retarded Jason. Yeah. Which that's get you the nod, right? At least a nod. Maybe we'll actually get it. He's exactly, which is, I love that.

I love that. I love that, yeah, that's what's so funny about that bit. Like, this is crazy that. I think that movie is such a good movie. It's insane.

It's such a fun movie. But the problem is that that movie is it, the wrong people saw it, I think. What do you mean? Because I think, because I think, Trave Thunder?

I think, I think everybody likes Traffic Thunder. I think it came out the right time. Exactly. And it was like, oh, well, this has the, like, this is where it is. That's where it ended, kind of. Yeah. The wrong people saw it.

What do you mean by that? Because if people got like, oh, he's doing, like, well, I think the raw people got to it, unfortunately. Because it's like, he's doing blackface. He's like, no, he's not doing blackface. He's playing an actor who's playing an actor that thinks it's okay to do something like that. Well, Kingston, I mean, it is. No, it's deeper than that. It's deeper, but it is what it is.

Oh, it's just not nefarious, right? It's just not nefarious. It's hilarious. The context of the blackface changes it. It's hilarious. But it is black face. Yeah, whatever, man, I guess. What do you mean you guess?

He did a good job. He played the part better than what's his name. Forget Al Pacino. What? Al Pacino. Al Pacino, yeah. Oh, the guy, the Boiswai guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner. at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What do we got here? Oh, this. In the long time. Senior spicy wiener rodees says, hey, neighbors. With the festive season, it had me thinking, what's the best Christmas song? Thanks, guys. Happy holidays. I'll tell you what the worst fucking one is. I know what the worst one is.

Santa Baby. No, it's nice. Santa Baby is the worst Christmas song. I guess Barupa Pumpum is the worst one also. I hate that fucking song. I actually don't hate Christmas music, really at all, but I don't, I don't, like, I don't play it. No, I mean, why would you play it? It's, it's for festive reasons.

You play it at, like, a Christmas party or something. I'm not happy. What would I play Christmas music? Carol the Bells is the best one, by the way. That's, I mean, it's a good. I think, like, Carol the Bell's rips. It's kind of creepy, though. Yeah, that's why I love it. It's like Halloween adjacent.

Yeah. I'm gonna find this one song that it's these two. Oh, here it is. Yeah, I don't know. Who are these freaks? Who are these kids? Wendy Wilson and... Cardney? I don't know. Anyway, these two fucking chicks singing this song called Hey Santa. This is the worst fucking song.

That looks like Phoebe from Friends or something. Yeah. They have a song called Hey Santa? Yeah. And it was playing when I worked at Coles. Oh, okay. It's always retail. Over and over. It's always retail.

They'll fuck your Christmas season off. That shit almost broke my spirit. Where can that Starbucks during Christmas? Dude. I don't hate that song, but like that song has been thorough. That's classic. Classic fucking song. I heard that shit when I was eight and I was like, well, here's this new form of media.

Great. My favorite video back in the day was some, it was obviously. a bit what some girl in a wheelchair. You know, she was like pretending, you know, she was going to like do a fucking like a karaoke to it. And then, oh, it was the wrong version. So she hurry up and turns it off. And I'm like, bitch, you knew exactly what it was. But it was still funny. Yeah. My favorite, my favorite bit is, um, here we go. You can see making it up by my, my favorite, see me live my way through. My favorite,

Christmas song is Noel, though. No, no, well. Not bad. It's okay, yeah. I was also raised by a relic. So that's why I like songs like that. Yeah, that's true. That's like my favorite song is,

I'm like my favorite, oh, he's your favorite artist. Oh, he's like, oh, I really, really, really love Marvin Gay. And it's like, what the fuck you're nine? He's like, the big nose guy who went hot, ha, cha, cha, cha, all the time. Like, what the fuck?

Why don't even know that? Oh, God. I know the same. I don't like it. I'm not, no, no, no, no. Then there's like Dominic, the Don't know. Dominic the fucking Christmas I learned about that

I learned about that Like maybe In the last like six years Seven years Really? I never encountered that song in my life Gabby told me about it And I thought she was lying to me

For the longest time I don't even remember I think is that actually oh goes It's just fucking abysmal Why you panty He looks scared You're like padding Damn my phone's dead

You're like padding for fucking reassurance I was looking for my grounding item. Dude, I hate that fucking son. Dominic the Christmas donkey. There's another. I like, I like, I like the donkey.

I like the Arianna, uh, and I just hate Santa Baby in general. It's too horny for Christmas. I don't like, I don't like Christmas being horny. I like, I like Santa getting pussy.

I actually like, I don't like it. It's like, I saw grandma kissing Santa Claus or whatever the fuck. It's like, get the fuck, get your debauchery out of here. It's very horny,

but that's, that's just, they got man that's the only outlet what do you mean it's their only outlet because their husbands suck dicks they're like hopefully this one day to year a man comes that isn't gonna beat me it's just it's the way they say santa baby fuck my pussy till it falls out it's like he stop i don't i appreciate this man giving me toys man he needs he used to get some pussy in exchange exactly you don't i know my dad And milk and cookies. Give my mom something, you know?

Like, imagine, imagine you're grinding millions of kids, whatever the fuck. And then it's just, how many milk and cookies? Like, why don't there be one pussy on the table? And he's like, oh, ho, ho, ho. Oh, ho. And it goes in there, you hear Santa laying drill down on her. Oh, ho, ho. You know.

And you walk downstairs and your mother is fucking bet like a fucking pretzel under the sink. He had the prize. He was like, oh, shit, I got new, I got a new PlayStation, I guess. I don't know. I don't like it. I just, I think someone that works that hard definitely deserves a prize. Yeah. Milk and cookies.

I think St. Nicholas is a pretty cool. Leaving milk and cookies out for him. What the fuck? The milk's all warm and shit. He's like, what the fuck? Fuck these people. Curtled. I would active out.

Cheese? Yeah, it's been out so long. He's like, man, fuck these people. I would act. They couldn't even just like leave it out at the last minute. it before they go to bed? They lifted out three weeks in advance. That's great.

How busy could you be? What the hell, man? They're not even home. The fucking thankless job. This sucks. Why do I do this? What am I even getting out of this? Is he a slave?

Like, is he Santa? Is he like fucking like a... I think he does that of love. He's bound by something. Oh, yeah, there's a pact. There's some sort of pack of an extra dimensional creature. And what is that? He keeps living.

He probably keeps living. He has to do that. Yeah. He made a pact with like a demon or something. Yeah. He's just like he'll live forever. He has eternal life, but on Christmas. He's got to,

he's going to be worked like a fucking dog. He's got to deliver presents to billions of people in like the span of like five hours. Only Christians. Only Christians. Still. Okay. That's a lot of people. Maybe like now.

It's like two billion, three billion or something. Yeah, two three billy, who whatever the fuck is. What is it? Let's see what it is. Yeah. Well, yeah. And then it gets into denominations, right? Catholic circuit.

I mean, this is the same sure. I love Catholics and Christians. Everything that has Jesus. As a centerpiece. Or like, yeah, the, that God. Yeah. Jehovah or whoever you want to call. Do Mormons at Christmas or no?

I don't think they celebrate Christmas or no. What do you say? I don't think they celebrate Christmas as Mormons. Mormons? Are you sure? I don't think they do. I can be wrong. I feel like they would.

I feel like they must, right? I don't know. I'll look that up first. Yeah. Do Mormon celebrate Christmas? No stupid. That's what Google said. No stupid.

Yes. the church of the Latter Day Saints Celebrate Christmas Yeah yeah Oh that's right they rename themselves Yeah the Latter Day Saints Because I don't know why they didn't like being called Mormons or whatever The latter day I don't even know what that is

Me neither Because I was like stupid Like the Latter days are probably the late saints Oh the later like the later day saints I guess that does make sense Mormons are like new They're like the newest brand of Christian Oh that makes a lot of sense

What the fuck there you go That makes perfect That's like one of the rare instances where I'm like Oh It literally means The language phonetically, like, actually does translate to something that makes sense. First time I heard that I thought they were just like they would spend all day on a ladder. Me too.

That's what I thought, too. I thought they would, I thought they walked around on ladders. It's fucking face. It's ladder day. Everybody climb. It's ladder day. Everybody climb your ladders. Climb your Christmas ladder.

How long do you die before it? Like, if I ripped my chest open. How long? If you ripped your chest open like this? Yeah, how quickly would you die? Blood Eagle. It would take about 13 seconds. Two minutes.

I don't know about that to die. Your blood pressure would drop so quick. Yeah, okay, yeah. You would actually probably lose consciousness pretty fucking quickly, and then you would die while you were unconscious. Completed a bit is really impressive, like completing it. Like doing that and then making it flap once. That'd be sick as fun.

You'd have to build one of those like hydraulic like Ironman kind of suits that make you do it. Can you like? Yeah. If you get good. Do you think you could rip out your heart and present it? No. No? No, you get really tired super fast.

Like the moment you start moving it, you're like, I'm really sleepy. You think this is like a competition? I bet this exists somewhere in the world. They can see. How long can you hold it before collapsing? Are you ready? Are you ready? One, two.

Oh, fuck. People are watching this. People are going. Oh, there you go. There you go. People are taking their days off work to watch this. Like, what the fuck am I seeing? Someone's like, ready?

He's like, really, every thing. I trained all month for this. Like, God, wait. I trained all month for this. His mom is in the crowd. His mother's in a crowd. His kid, there's one of his sons. Like, this is really stupid.

Right? Everyone's like, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, up, I got so much money. Ready? Set, go. Oh, and he died. He doesn't even get his hand on his own chest. No, he ruined my,

Barlet. Fuck. That's crazy. He doesn't get his hand. I bet my house. I bet my house on my house. His hand doesn't even get out his chest. People were like excited.

You are watching people. be like, oh, this is awesome. Everybody's so happy. There's like vendors throwing around like fucking bags of peanuts and shit. What I like is that like the champion could never defend his belt.

Like every year there's no champion. It's just a new winner where going on. This is really fucking, why are you guys doing this? What is everybody doing this one? You know what would be good? This thing I've ever fucking heard.

That one guy from Indiana too could be the champion. Not the Kalima guy, but the guy that got it done to because he survived her quite a bit without his heart being in his chest. That is true. But I think that's because someone did it to him. I think doing it to yourself is a completely bit better. There's different training regiments.

There's like different training regiments entirely. Like you still need the same kind of strength and explosivity. No, you need explosivity. You need strength. Yeah. You need like stamina. Like Luca, like you got to train with. Donjich, Luke is like trading you how to do it.

He's like, look. No, I want Bronty. He's like strong. So he's like working. He's got those things. That's brought, like the LeBron's the last game is that. He goes at the middle of the stable center or the crypto center now. He's fucking.

Oh, yeah. The crypto. Dot com arena. The crypto dot stop. It angers me. Like a war. Anger represents your city. That's crazy.

That's insane. You're dumb. You're dumb. Do we have that in New York yet or no? Like a crypto fucking stadium. Oh, we got to God. Imagine. Imagine if they change Madison Square Garden to the crypto Square Garden.

The Bitcoin Arena. Bitcoin Square. Bitcoin Square. It's not even fucking clever at all. Bitcoin Square Bitcoin. Brilliant. Someone calls Second City now. Oh, my God.

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They wave one final goodbye to their family. He looks right at his wife. There goes Jalen Brunson. Oh, there he goes. Holy shit. That was a waste of life. That was an extreme waste of human existence. Wait, what is Carl Anthony Towns doing?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's still alive. He's taking steps. He's got three steps in him. He's telling him. He's down now. And they're like, damn, you would have been good in the league.

Holy shit. You'd have been good at the heart rippers. This guy would have got, this guy would have probably taken at least four steps if they ripped his heart out of him at the right training. What is the, what is the association? What is the league called? The heart rippers association,

the R. What would you call it? What would you call that sports organization? The heart ripping federation. The heart ripping federation? The heart ripping association. Yeah. Or the heart ripping league, the R-H-L, the R-H-O.

Imagine stumbling upon a rookie game. It would be H-R-L. Oh, what the hell am I saying? H-H-heart? You're ripping Heart League is what you said. Ripping Hartley, yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine stumbling upon like a pro, like, a fucking game. Like, oh, yeah, my friend just going to this random gig tonight.

There's nothing special. You're in there, this guy rifts his heart out, and everybody's like cheering and you're just a one guy quiet. Just. I feel like I've been in situations like that. I'm not heart-ripping, obviously. I was like, well, you go to a show

and you're like, what the fuck is this show? I have sat next crazy people before. Like, I've been like at events where like something's happening and a crazy guy's next to me

and I'm like, oh my God, you're fucking so insane. You ever been sitting next to somebody going to like, yeah. Like someone that's fucking,

someone that's actively turning into fucking the fucking husband from my honeymoon is, yeah. Turning to the boss from that smiling episode where you like fucking loses his mind like slides across the room.

And you're just like, Like, oh, man. And I'm big, so I can't just get away quickly, you know? Like, even if I'm moving fast, there's too much of me. Just kill them. Yeah, smash. That's what you're built for. You just smash them.

Somebody's going to just punch them in a jaw as hard as I'm like a kid. And why not? And they're just asleep. Why not? All right. So the heart ripers. The heart ripper or ripping? Yeah, you can call them the hard ars too.

They're like real rippers. You all watch the hard R league. I was like, oh my god Oh my Hey, excuse me Googling what is a blumpkin at work road in He says hey snark boys Did you guys hear about Cash Patel's crash out

Over not finding a youth large size FBI jacket So he could feel like a big strong guy He refused to get off of his plane Until they not only found a jacket for him But also decorated it with Velcro patches I don't know how true that is I haven't heard about this Would it surprise me?

No It sounds too ridiculous And it sounds too specific though That it could be real Because why the fuck would you make that up? Yeah, I could believe it. I don't. You know what I mean?

Because at this point, I just don't believe anything that people tell me or anything that I see. But that would be mega funny if it's real. I mean, Cashberthel is the kind of guy. He has built like, he has built like, hmm, let me get the right association. He's built like Deep Roy. Who? I feel like Cash Patel. Actually, I don't get that reference.

I don't know either. Okay. I feel like Cash Patel. Spathe could get pushed over by Frodo, you know Like Frodo could really put body to him And put him to the floor He is the least bit intimidating Yeah, what

Before I played the umpalupas In the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reboot movie Oh nice I don't know why I know that actually Yeah, that is very weird It's a very fucking weird thing to know That you know the fucking umpalumpus I think it was just fascinated

by the fact that they got somebody that small they had to play everybody. Like, oh, who are these frees? And, like, I was curious about the, like, the, I think I looked up the special effects for it because I was curious. And I remember Deep Roy. Do you know any from the original? No.

See, that's fucked up. Because those are just midgets. Yeah. Are they not worth knowing because of that? No, but he's, no, but like, what's, what's interesting about the Charlie and Chocolate Effector is that they're all him. Like, he plays all of them. Like, on screen.

They're on screen with each other. And there's, it's like Herman Klump times like, or Sherman Clump times like a fucking. million. The fact of his name is Deep Roy is crazy. I know. Not a deep person at all.

He's in fact quite shallow. Well, his head is deep to the ground. Shallow Roy. Shallow Roy. That's insane. Anyway, what the fuck was I saying? Oh yeah. So the next one,

Pee, I keep steel wool next to the toilet just in case. It's my final solution, wrote in. Whoa. He says, how do you get revenge on an apartment that tows your car in your own parking space space and then refuses to tell you where they had a towed to? Turn on all the gas lights Call a fucking lawyer

We're missing so much context of that Yeah So you had so I'm assuming it's not your designated parking spot No I think I think he got it toad Even though it wasn't in his own spot I keep okay I've had to be fair

I understand what he's saying Because I've had this threatened to me In your own parking space I've had this happen before Where somebody was like you're in Because I remember I didn't have a car here I don't have a car here. So I remember I rented a car for a while.

So I had a car parked in my space, but other people got used to using it because there was never a car there. And then so they were like, hey, someone's parked here. We're going to have it towed. And it's like, motherfucker, that's my space. You can't have it.

You can't have my car towed it in my space. So I can see something maybe similar happening. That's wild. Yeah. Get a lawyer. I don't know. The towing company,

because that's the weird thing that I don't understand. They're not telling you. where your car is. Yeah, that's crazy. Usually the point is they want you to know so you pay money to get it. You know, but that's the reason why they towed it.

That is nuts. Toot companies are fucking monsters. It's crazy. That's a business. I one time told the lady working there. I was like, I was like, how do you fucking sleep at night?

I was like, how do you sleep at it and knowing that you're fucking. I can't. I can't sleep. Knowing that you're fucking like dozens of people a week. Like, how are you to believe? But of course,

there's people that shoot babies and other stilings. I sleep a week. You know, they, I stay up for 12 days straight and only go to sleep when I can't I can't physically stay up no more. Like I'm at my break right now, night. I'm on my 11th day right now.

Go home. 12 days. That is impressive. 12 days no sleep would do it. I think you'd go insane after maybe like the third. After seven days they start going crazy actually. Really? Seven days? Remember the whole sleep test?

That's a way longer than I thought actually. Who has the record on stream? Somebody has a record on stream. They're probably jorking it though. They're probably the longest, the longest edge and lack of sleep compilations. That's what we need? What is the longest jackoff session? What's the longest edging session?

Look it up. There's no way that's a, there's no way that's recorded. I guess edging could go on as long as you want. Yeah, edging can you give you months. But you got to be edging is you got to get close. You got to be like right there. Yeah, and then how. It's right there.

I don't think that exists. You can't fall asleep. You can't come. You're just at a fucking terrible spot. It's a bad place to be. Long as Yeah, but yeah, like Chris said, get a lawyer.

Actually, I'm assuming this person already must have talked to the cops. Yeah, I assume. I don't know. So, police talk to the cops.

I would say burn the building down. Yeah, there's that too. Yeah, let everybody know first though. Let everybody know to get out. No. See,

what I don't understand is the towing companies usually have signs, the company that works with that area. They usually have like, oh, if you park here,

we'll tell you, call this number. That's what's so weird that like he can't find out about the company. it almost sounds like somebody just stole his car and claimed to be a tow truck or something because otherwise why would they not as a tow truck to steal the car and he's like where's my car I don't know no fuck you talking about I'm not even real

that's not even real that's that's that's too much power all right now I'm not even real you're fucking That's too much power. All right, let's get a few more. Yeah, all right. Let's run through a handful of these. I'm just going to read, I don't know what this is, but I'm going to read it. Long ball, Larry and the Shekels wrote in.

He says, how do ghost Black Man in Shadow? I have a simple question. Would you rather participate in the Indian poop festival? Jesus Christ All right So participate in the Indian Poop Festival Drink 15 gallons of water from the Niger Delta Or consume 40 pounds of rat meat

Produced by Eric Adams Person Eric Adams, Rat meat I'm gonna do the rat meat dude I'll do the rat meat Yeah I'll just cook the rat meat I'll do the rat meat because if you cook it It's sterile Yeah most likely

It's as sterile as it can be I guess And most likely Cut around the tumor I guess. You probably have a pretty decent time. Yeah. I would imagine you could probably season it well enough. Eric Adams certainly knows what he's doing.

Yeah. As far as seasoning rats goes. Yeah, I'm sure he can see this. As a rat himself. I'm sorry, I'm not doing the other two. Yeah, the other two is like not even close. You'll die. The Indian festival is like a no-go.

No way. I don't know anything about the Niger Delta, but I assume based on its proximity to these other two things, it's not great. So I'm going to go ahead and not do that. I'll do the rats. I have no qualms about eating meat that like I'll eat a dog or cat

I don't care I'd prefer not to I would prefer not to but if push cam to shove or whatever I was in the desert If I was in the desert And a fucking cat Crawled out of the sand

Or something I'm gonna eat you Unfortunately it's killer What are you laughing at what's so silly about that What's so silly about that? Sand cat Sand cat You've never seen

You never Pop out of dunes You should grab it You fucking get shut it twice really violently and you cook it. It's a fucking ridiculous. Miser cave of wonders. This is a ridiculous.

Listen to this question. I'm not going to dignify this with an answer, but listen to this. Booty fart wrote in. Booty fart wrote in. He says, would you rather pay like $500 billion to suck a dick or eat pussy for free or whatever? Oh. I'm sorry. Say it one more time?

Let's read the names. One more time? He'd say, would you rather pay like $500 billion to suck a dick or eat pussy for free or whatever? Let's read the names. That's not. That's not that for a show, guys. Thank you guys for tuning into that episode. We appreciate it.

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Yeah. Just... You don't like the question? You don't like the question? I would have you for free personally. Yeah. He's having a hard time. Yeah, I want to pay billions, of course.

I don't think I wouldn't pay five. I probably wouldn't pay five. I saw a question about a kosh. Oh, did you see that? Can we talk about that at all? Oh, yeah, that shit's fucking wild. So we'll write this out. Yeah, well, I don't know anything about this.

We'll end with this one, huh? Kevin Dudu Garbage Abdul wrote in. He says, greetings Puerto Rican Popeye. Did you guys see too lazy to Tries video about Akash Singh's wife? Yes. Apparently, she's on Instagram, reminiscing about getting ran through by white frat bros in her college days. Wait, what? You misspelled college, which is unfortunate.

I thought she was, I thought she was. Collage? Yeah. I thought the whole point where she was a version is. which is cool she also which is cool she also has a podcast

where she said that she wants to have a three sub with her co-host and her husband because he is her type which again cool thoughts I don't know

yeah look if you have that kind of a relationship whatever he's um but he's not that kind of guy right he's not he wouldn't openly say that

so the the problem the only actual problem is is in his stand-up routine a lot of times he'll do crowd work and he'll critique relationships

he's many a times talked about and calling other people cucks and this and then when you learn about his relationship was very like oh projecting kind of an outlet probably to relieve some of his frustrations because it is very clear that this woman that he married is a gold digger which is fine if that's the

what you want and he's been with her long enough to where he's relatively okay with it because or that you know if he leaves you'll be cleaned out by her You know, because she said, she was like, I, it is not cool to get a pre-up if you're a man, but it's okay to get a pre-up if you're a woman. Oh, she sounds horrible. She, um, everything you've seen from her. That's kind of insane, yeah.

She has her own, um, TikTok and a podcast and the amount of stuff that she said. She's actively trying to fuck her best friend's husband. And like, but like, oh, let's get a threesome or a four-some going, you know, but she really just keeps complimenting this guy. And I bet he has this. Dude, he doesn't even look better than a gosh. It's crazy. way she described him, I was thinking, like, this is going to be like the sexiest Indian man I've ever seen. He's just a little bit taller than Akash. And he was like, I guess at least has nice eyes.

I'm like, what the fuck? She just doesn't like this guy, but she likes his buddy. And every time they've been publicly shown, weddings, anything, she will never kiss him on the mouth. And she will revert, she will avert her head. And like, so she's, I just think she's not really into him. But he's with her. He's still with her. And he's still kind of, um, defends her. Even when she's lying about stuff like that. She's lied about being a virgin. Like, he thought she was a virgin. Because she said, like, oh, I'm a virgin. And then she talked about like, oh, no, I used to get ran through in college and stuff. And it was a good time. And he was like, oh, shit. Like, because Akasha was actually a virgin. So we thought, like, they were getting together as version. So she lied about that.

Which, you know, obviously, I don't give a shit about being a virgin, but it's crazy to claim that shit. Yeah, that's crazy to claim. And it's also crazy to care. It's a lot. A lot of it's crazy. I've definitely been very close to Indian people growing up. And them finding out their girls are not virgins is a big fucking. That's a big thing. That's a big. You grew up Muslim, right?

I wish. I wish. I think you said that. No, I've not grew up Muslim. I wish I've always liked Islam. You said that, though. No, I've never said I grew up Muslim. Success starts with your drive.

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billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easy. easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I was Christian. Roll the tape. I'm fucking seven-day event as Christian. I've been that forever. Roll the tape. I hope it exists because I'd love to hear that. I always wanted to be Muslim. I always wanted to be Muslim now. Why was it? It's too late. now I don't care about religion anymore fortunately. When I was younger, I would have been quick fast and a hurry. It would have been not good. Yeah, absolutely.

But yeah, check out. Five percent or Kingston. Do you imagine it's fucking terrifying? I'd be way more Jack, though. He'd only went to prison twice. This religion? It's not good. That's so unfortunate. Maybe imagine reviewing religions would be fucking awesome.

Oh, it would Oh, yeah. That's so unfortunate, man. It's nothing, nothing makes me sad than seeing someone relationship where they're just not respected. No matter what side of the paradigm it is, I feel for women a little more, fortunately, because of the way the world works.

But like, seeing men disabling with a lot of people, they're just not loved by the people that are in rigid with this. Like, this is fucking, it feels bad. I feel a, I feel a, a kernel bit of, of, not sadness, I guess. I don't know exactly what I feel, but I don't like what I see. Even though. Sympathy.

Sympathy. I guess so, yeah. Because, but even though like I shouldn't, I feel like because Akash has, you know, he has gone along with this. I understand he came from nothing and now he's making a lot of money, so he's not going to just abandon the podcast. But also, I have my limits to where I'm like,

oh, we're just going to fucking simp for these billionaires and the present and everything like that. And like, no, that's like my limit. That's my limit. But, you know, for- She's like a bitch, man. That's crazy. Huh? She sounds like a bitch.

That's insane. Nothing turns me off more than a gold digger. I think that's one of the worst genuinely. I understand why they exist though because obviously, like, duh. There's a lot of people that are okay with that dynamic, but the way that he clearly, I imagine he can't be that okay with it by how he talks on the podcast and he's done in a stand-up. People have shown he clearly he doesn't respect people who essentially are living like how he does. And he probably didn't think this stuff was going to get on earth until she had a podcast and started telling all of his business and then having a TikTok and saying things like, you know, my money is my money. Your money is my money.

That's like one of her quotes too. A line of women to have your space is exactly what this problem comes from. If he did not, if he did not give her the means to have open space to be able to talk where she feels as if she's not in danger when she speaks. I don't care about this. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know anything. I genuinely have never seen an episode of these podcasts at all. Yeah.

I think the only one that I've watched even a little bit of was the one that Zoran was on. Flagrant, yeah. On flagrant. Uh-huh. So, like, I'm completely disconnected from that world. The freaking him and what to call it, the guy from Comptown? Was this, is that his name? Freeman.

Friedland. I hated that one. I, I, I, I, I, I was like, Adam Friedland and Zoran had an episode and I watched an entire thing and it sucked. It was the most boring thing ever. They were just talking about football the entire time. It was soccer, by the way. They were having fun, though.

I think that's a really cool thing. Yeah, cool. I don't care. I don't need to see people have fun. I don't know. I don't need to see people have fun. Because, see, to me, to me, to me now, now that Zoron's the mayor, now he's, now he's a politician. Now I don't really

give a shit if you're having a good time. I could give a fuck. Now I'm like just do your job now. Like I don't want to hear about your fucking but he can't yet. No I understand but like I don't I genuine I was watching that I was like my eyes I couldn't believe because Adam also kind of I hate his interview style like I just don't like it. It's just not my style at all. So like that in addition to the fact that like

they were just talking about like Arsenal like I give a fuck like I don't even give a fuck about real sports so like the idea that I would Everybody outside of England care about Arsenal. What is it? I don't know what. Is it the name? They're just that team.

Is it the name? They're the big team. They're like the Yankees. They're like Patriots with Brady. Is that? Because I don't know anything about them. I just hear them all the time. Literally I went to Friendsgiving from my wife's friends.

Friends and I went over to, bro, I was in a, I forgot something Hills. Was the meat great? North of here? Something hills? I don't know, man. I don't know, whatever. I was in the fucking valley in some rich-ass area, which I was like, I don't feel welcome here.

And it was just too fancy. Like Santa Clarita or something? Yeah, I can't remember. It was something hills. Anyways. It wasn't Woodland Hills. It was, I can't remember. It was something Hill anyway.

It was some hill. It doesn't matter. Yeah, but I was there. And I was talking to a guy and he was like, oh, I was telling him that take the train to work. And he was like, oh, I need to actually go to Fullerton. And then he was like, I need to go to a pole and watch Arsenal. I'm like, what the fuck is it? I keep hearing about Arsenal.

Yeah, I'm so tired of it. I can give a fuck. No. It's some fucking regular American guy with a beard and shit. And fucking just all drunk in sports. Soccer's cool, man. I really like soccer. I mean, I don't mind.

It's fine. I just don't care to hear the mayor talk about it. I can give a fuck. I hear the mayor. The funny thing to me was like, oh, he already got elected kind of, I feel like this should have been a part of the campaign trail. Sure. Right. So now, so I kind of get what you're saying.

It's like, say, all right. job's done. You got your, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're a mayor elect. So I don't really need to see anything else. But, you know, he's a personality. I know, I know. Yeah. I know. I'm, I'm busting balls a little bit. But like, uh, I get it though. I don't, I don't really want, I don't want people to get our social relationships with the politicians. Right. But I was also so uniquely, like, so uniquely disinterest. Like, because Adam had like these two, like, I guess like almost dead damn near cameos, right? where he got people on the team to like leave a message for Zoron he's like oh that's fucking

Crispin McFluck or whatever and I'm like I don't know who the fuck these people I have no context for the like he's talking about him like it's I don't even know like it's James Earl Jones or whatever Oh like people would understand who this is Like oh my God I care I love this man It's one of my favorite videos you see that thing about him

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would

I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. He's talking like he's really important and I'm sure he is, but like, I don't know you, dude. Yeah. And you're talking to the mayor elect through like Adam Friedland's phone? What is this?

It's such a weird I couldn't I couldn't care less. I see I yeah so I got to the end of that. I was like wow that was the first I've ever been like yo fuck Zora. Hey Adam's blessed. I'm sure he's nice whatever. Adam's blessed. That's all I can say.

Yeah. He got he has a platform that he does deserve but bless him. You know. I've seen interviews of him that I like I think I would have liked it a lot more if it was so fucking football. I've seen. I've seen clips of him where things went well. Yeah.

But I just, dude, like this show only, fucking Nick Mullen's like, let's change the podcast now that we shouldn't call it Comtown anymore. Let's call it the Adam Friedland show. And he was setting it up from the very beginning where he's like, I'm going to do my own thing. Yeah. This is your thing. And so we basically gifted him a show.

And like, because there, no, if Adam would have pitched this and try to do it to himself, it wouldn't have worked, unfortunately. But it just, he's very fortunate to have a friend like Nick. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah. I mean, it works. Yeah. Anyway. Well, he was on Cumbown. And then he left and then that's when the Adam Freeland show.

Which it was funny at first when they first, they were shopping even like, oh, should we have like an intro and like should we? It was like the bits were still like kind of comtowny and then you saw it started to shift and turn into. Yeah. Yeah. It started showing to cameos for the mayor. Like, I don't know. Very bizarre.

It's so, so weird. I hated that it was soccer. I was like, this is so fucking, this is so un-American. What if they talked about, like, what kind of porn do you watch for? No, it isn't. No, come on, let's be real. It is, but you guys, we don't talk about it because. Yeah, we don't talk about it because it's not, we don't care.

I've been to one galaxy game. And it was hot and it pissed me off. Like the LA Galaxy, I went to one. I was like, it's fucking hot, man. And I was like, it was a terrible experience. I don't even remember what they did on the field. I agree that it's not American but I think what we are

I bet that's what like the players feel They're like man It's so hot for us But imagine how hot it is for the people in the stance Doing nothing Do it I like soccer I think soccer's fine

I just don't I just don't It's fun to play I do like I don't mind like Because I dated somebody who played soccer So I went to games and shit And I liked it was fine

But I just I cannot I can't I cannot begin to care about like soccer celebrity Female soccer is hilarious. It's one of the few sports that I like the... Super aggressive. It's crazy. Good.

Oh, yeah, because they want to be like, oh, we're not pussy's like the men that fucking flop. Yeah, so they're hurting each other. It's like, it's actually way cool. It's like chill, dude. But hey, the men flopping is pretty funny. Come on. Like, they're like...

People get stepped on. Like, their neck gets stepped on. Oh. Yeah. Like they got shot by a fucking jockey. I've seen the kids get floated in soccer. It's like fucking crazy. People was like,

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People have been telling me that I'm a fucking gorefeen. You're more of a gorphine than most people that I know for sure. I think so. Yeah, but like... Yeah, so there you go. But I don't like argument loss. I literally don't like gore. I like mishaps.

I'm big fan of mishaps. Misadventures even. You're a gore horror. I like seeing someone potentially fall off a building, but I don't want to see what happens on the land. Yeah, you do. What do you mean? This is one of your favorite videos is like the guy becoming a dolphin when he hits the ground. That video is crazy because he becomes a dolphin.

I'm gonna have that video. You probably do. It's probably in between Spider-Verse and some fucking guy pulling a sausage out of his asshole. I don't know what I can't find Spider-Verse in my fucking in my phone. You can't find a movie in your phone. Clean your fucking phone out. I'm trying to, but I can't. How many gigabytes do you have on your phone?

Storage-wise. You're about to be really depressed. Is it like over 100 gigs on your phone? I'm really depressed. I'm sure it is. Jesus Christ. I think I'm nearly full. That's outrageous, dude.

I have so much shit on my phone. It's really... I don't even know what my storage is. But I'm a chronicler. Yeah, well... I'm not even a chronicler at that moment, actually. You reach a point where you've amassed so much. You're hoarding.

You're a hoarder digitally. I'm hoarding comedy because I'm too afraid of it to be gone. Because now you're like, if you need to find anything, you'd have to dig under so much that you wouldn't be able to find it. Right. Dang, dude. It's like that thing of, like, if everybody's information was stolen and piled in, it's like it's as if no.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Double. Have the balloons ever blown up and hurt people before? No, not hurt people. I have. It's insane.

Earth existing in Star Wars Earth existing in Star Wars made me not a fan. Blew up and hurt people. Does Earth exist in Star Wars like officially? Technically, yeah. I don't like that either. But it's so like not near, like no one's interacting with Earth ever.

Sure. It is kind of weird. It should just be in its own fucking. I mean, it's literally in a galaxy far far away. Yeah. It makes it a little less magical to know that like Reagan is out there. You know, like, it's the past.

It's the past. Yeah, but the, light and what about light travel you know yeah whatever the past I don't know doesn't distort time that much it's still behind how do you know what you don't know that for sure because you travel the speed of light somewhere you're gonna get there when light gets there so time still pass yeah but it's a long time you go based on actual time or light

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It's way more uncommon If I dated a Chris Christina I wouldn't You wouldn't date a Christina No Why not Wouldn't it be interesting

No I, that's, that's a lot. That's a lot for me, man. That's a weird, that's a weird line to be. For me, my name is Kingston. So if a woman has a name Kingston, first of all, she should be fucking burned. Yeah.

But secondly. You've never heard of Kingstona? Kingston. Kingsina? It's literally Queensland, if anything. Queensson. Yeah, but that's stupid. I wanted to be stupid.

Queensston's stupid. Kingston's not. Is that you saying? No, Kingston's stupid also, but. Anyway, the Arbiter, I put the, I put phenomena. Phenama man in the cuck chair and tapped blazer, that's crazy.

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He got unbanned already. What happened even? He made like a kill-myself joke. Oh, yeah, banned for that, really? Yeah, but he got unbanned to me because it's just like, oh, well, I mean, it's against TOS, but I mean, come on. There's people spreading their whole fucking pussy holes out there.

Do you remember that? I do remember that. I have the video still. Good times. I was like, what the fuck's going on? Good times. My first save video, actually. Yeah, first same video.

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Why? That'd be awesome. That's crazy. It's a worthy trade, I think. Yeah. Especially because Kingston wouldn't get molested by that fucking demon from Street Fighter to let me tap Cammy. It's not a good friend. Right.

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No. Famously not. No. I really, because I read the book and I thought like, I read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. And you thought Victor was a good guy? He comes across very sympathetic. I thought he was like a benevolent guy. He wanted to make a guy. Who doesn't want to make a guy? Anyone that wants to make a person's not a great person.

Oh, so parents are bad people. Way to go. Parents create a person. They don't make it. That's kind of the same thing, arguably. If I make a video and I create a video, it's the same thing. There's difference, right? Because the thing is creating videos like, oh, you put the, it's like more sex make baby come alive.

I noticed you abandoned your previous. Yeah, yeah. I noticed you abandoned your previous premise. Victor put people together. All right. There's a scene in that movie that's crazy where he talks about how he's like has memories and glimpses of all the people he's pieces of. That's cool. And I'm like, that's insane because they were like rapists and killers.

lots of them in war and like soldiers yeah it also doesn't make a lot of sense because it would be one brain wouldn't it no well he's he's he's he's an aberration quite literally yeah but like other parts of everybody don't hold memories it's stupid i mean i guess at that moment i guess maybe the heart possibly has a lot of neurons in it maybe i got not nearly as much as the brain yeah yeah yeah i don't maybe the heart you guys i think i think i think i don't this might be controversial to say i'm starting to really doubt the scientific veracity of frankenstein oh You know what's crazy? I hack you have a belief that if we did more tests on people

We just you know we shouldn't do probably Because you know Billionaires would ruin it Like you do everything What are you saying? What are you suggesting? I think that we'd have some wild shit scientifically Like some fuck oh we could be unethical

Yeah Yeah duh Yeah that's why they do we know it could be ethical The problem is that it would just would devolve into not We got through because of the nature of how people suck So much Shut the fuck up Because you could be like, oh, you know, you sign this thing that when you pass away.

Somebody abduct him in his sleep. What are you doing? His address is 5, 6, 6. You'd find some guy that has a particular kind of blood, blood, you know, uniqueness, right? And it'd be like, all right, well, usually there's a thing where if you sign like, oh, you're allowed to use your body for signs at a certain point. But then motherfuckers that are rich would be like, I want that guy's blood type bullshit. So they would lie and they would fuck it up. And then people would end up being sacrificing their lives for no reason.

And that's why we can't do it literally. Do you think you can sound your? yourself with a potato? Not a potato. Like, I could. Yeah. What about a French fry? Is it a potato? French fry is a potato. French fry is a potato. So you lie to me. You lied to me. So you can do it. I don't think I can. You lied to me. You lied to me. You can do it.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

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bisexual Jewish ginger who can't pick a struggle. Damn. Sorry. I would go with the... I would go with Ginger person. Yeah. Bisexuals, I mean, it's not real. I mean, I'm not going to finish that sentence.

It's its own literal struggle because of what you're saying right now. I mean, it's just, I mean, you're doing it. No. You're literally doing it right now. No, I'm just saying it's like, that's, you know, is it a struggle? Is it a double jump a struggle? Yes. No, it's just, this is a pretty good situation.

It's difficult to jump twice because most people can't jump twice. Right. Most people can't be most people don't even want to just most people only want to jump once. Everyone wants to jump twice. Stop. No, you're not understanding. That's great. That's great.

Eric, would you like to jump twice if you could? Would you like the ability to jump twice? Answer me. I mean like it's like sure. Who wouldn't want to jump two times? Sure. Most people naturally don't have a proclivity to jump twice. Well, yeah.

But they would all like to jump twice. twice. You're not understanding. What I'm saying is there are some people who naturally can jump twice. They have two jumps. That's not really a struggle. It's just an ability. That's like in some ways it's less than a struggle.

This is terrible. I'm just saying, you know, what's the struggle? Being invalidated. You're doing it. It's not about invalidating. It is. You're invalidating someone. No, you just have.

every option available. This doesn't sound like it's struggled. That and that in says it's a struggle. Take them out of, take the B out of the LG G. Get them out of here! LG. LG. We're just doing LG, man. The B really does pull it together actually. I think that's the only reason they're there really is phonetically pulls it together. Sounds fucking awesome.

Yeah, get rid of the, it's just been to cues. Oh no, I can love everyone. Only the queer. I like that. I don't know. Everybody's attracted. I'm saying, I shouldn't say that. Oh no. I guess everyone's attracted. I don't know. My options have literally doubled. But then people invalidate you.

What's the invalidation? What are you so worried about? My sexual men particularly get invalidated all the time. They just get called gay. Yeah, because they're gay. Got them. I'm trying to help. I will say, I don't know many.

Tom Sweeney does not hate the gays anymore. I'm defending the gays. Here's what I will say. Here's what I will say this is a very, this is a normal. I don't mean this in any way. I'm just saying what I've noticed. It's a lot of bi men end up dating or married. to men.

They end up solidifying with with the gay half of the equation. And then buy women after they end up with men. And then buy women end up with men. Often men are men. It's something that I've noticed. Yeah. I was a noticeer.

I've stopped with lesbian women. I've stopped with lesbian women before. Yeah, me too. Yeah. He's like, I'm lesbian. Yeah, sure. Yeah. It's like, yeah.

It's like, hey, I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. The scared hand

Dude, isn't that insane The animals Kind of do that too What? Like to put there What is that animal What is that animal With the halo theme playing?

Tapirs Is it a tape here? It goes like this It's like scared That animal's awesome I've seen the I don't know if they're prairie dogs Or gophers or whatever

But they see them push each other Yeah Is that? They're like What do you do like Oh yeah that too They're like Don't touch me

They get pissed off They start shoving each other. It is crazy. It is wild. It's very human. I've seen dogs shove each other too. Like one dog sends another dog, another dog ghost sweating.

It like fucking shoves it with its head. And it's like, yo, he's being aggressive to him. That's crazy. You fucking tell on me? I like the videos of guerrillas throwing raccoons. That's very cool.

That's crazy. I want to get a gopher. I want to get a gopher. I want to shove it around. Why does pissing sound like frying chicken? Get a gopher and shove it around the house. What? What do you mean?

Just just just shoved around the house. Not like not as a, not. Not how I would show about human, but like a go for a little shop. All right. Young Colin killed eight people to start the boss rush. Open a P.O. box. By the way, don't write in about the game.

We're fucking around. I feel like these people are going to be writing. It's like, actually, you know, whatever. Open a P.O. box. Derek meant it. Yeah, the one that talked to Lisa. He meant everything. He meant everything we said.

We're scripted and Derek wrote that out. Yeah. I'm gonna be quiet That's crazy I'll take responsibility Just hurry the fuck up We end it Written and performed by

Big Meaty stinks I died for your bigotry Donald dumps shard of the deal Shooting Sween in the head Every time he's late Open a P.O. Box To open a P.O. Box To send you my cum rag

No That's out of pocket That's crazy Shooting gay actor Rosebud Delicious Tarantino's 10th movie Is Live Action Dragon Ball Sorry I can I had a burrito

Manifesting Land eating his own dick on Sunday. Just have no concept of what that is. Heath reminded of a Yu-Gi-Oh card, Gids, the real Kingston Jameson, who went missing in 2005, is Sweene growing out his beard to be black Santa?

Yes. You shaved it, right? You shaved? I lined it up. I got a shit. It's thicker than it's been in a long time. She got like a Hunger Games beard. Yeah.

Fucking ridiculous. I agree. You know, designs and shit. Weird shit. It's like dumb fucking designs. It looks stupid. I hate Hunger Games. The main character is a woman.

But it's Jennifer Lawrence. not really my concern really number one just pretty bad but uh she's still a woman so you know what's wrong with it i get it like you okay

even sweene's mic wants him to shut the fuck out oh yeah because the uh was he had the auto thing at home uh i will be found dead at 25 wrapped up in a trampoline springs fuck i mean god bless you man

what a way to go what a way to go ariada killed in downtown by a Gust of wind. Yeah, they're getting mega thin, dude. I don't know what they're doing. I don't know if they got like tapeworms or something.

She was done her before. She was done her before in the last movie, but she is. She's, they're both thin. You've seen these? Cynthia Reveal is a very, the wicked cast and they're just like fucking. Yeah, they're with her in a way. It's funny because they were like fucking spiders. They were doing the thing with the other guy that, uh, that's, uh, Fierro.

I forgot his name. Guy Fierry. Fierro, the guy, the guy from. Guy Fierry, yeah. The guy that placed the love interest in wicked. The chef. Guy Fierry. And it was him and.

Jeff Goldblum. They were talking about, like, how he's first gay person ever gay man of the year, like, six man a year. Guy Fierry was the first gay man again. And Jeff Goldblum was, like, you're the first, you're the first gay one. He's like, first openly. He's like, oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I did see that where he's like, I guess.

He's like, some of them are gay because I fucked them. Oh, oh, oh. EA sports. I fuck them. I fucked them. I, yeah. Fuck them. Oh, I, I like him so much.

he is funny EA sports it's in the sand Sweeney still doesn't have blinds I do I have fucking what you call yeah so they're not blinds brother they're not blinds

what are they called then the sun penetrates them they're not blind they're just curtains I guess Sween eats Garmin Boja through his gay little silly straw naming strangers penises

at the urinal that's crazy your name is fucking wing wing that's ridiculous Fear me for I have become gay destroyer of ass fucker of men I collect pronouns like Infinity Stones

Zayem Bt WBTW Sart Bimson Young Colin getting lured into a van with Mega Man merch Department of Hore We suck you of We suck you a very penis We suck you a very penis

We suck you a very penis Whether trans gay or queer That sounds okay It's stretching old tar 4 out of 10 Yeah You could do something with that though You're on the right track

Yeah You could do something there. It needs to be revised. Yeah. Revision necessary. Come back next week. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys.

I got to stop reading the names for a sec. This is really bothering me. Derek, why haven't you kissed me today? Nice. Stupid. That's so stupid. That's the first time somebody's actually used the names in the way that people

intended to actually, the way it's intended to be. Yeah, yeah. Dicks out on the floor. I love this gay shit baby. I can't suck dick anymore. Keep it cool. What's the name of? And it cuts out.

Cock cheese crumbs. Hey, I'm Ozzy. Fuck that ring. Save me. Goon Devil, the man without come, chasing cars by Blow Patrol. If I'm gay... No, you're just trying to...

If I'm gay queer, if I'm just gay queer, would you lie with me and just fuck my whole... No, it's wrong. Everything's wrong. That's two out of ten. You got to revise. Come back next week.

The syllables. You got to focus on the syllables. We are Charlie Cuck. We fuck the hole in his neck. Jesus Christ. I got a 4070 T.I. for 120 for 1,200

Sweeney at this point I'm beginning to suspect Lily is 12 Why? We haven't talked about that in a while It's a weird name

to be new She's like 30 I think so She's like 30 months That's crazy At this point I'm beginning Yeah

Smitchy the kid The Star Tank is Powerfully racist A group of people All getting Blumkins It's called A Blumkin Patch You see guys

That was a good one Not a bad one. It's not great. It's not great. Solid seven. No, that was good. Blumby and Patch is good. It's a low,

seven, high six, but it's a good one. No. Yeah, I think it's a good one. I give it a seven easy. Unbudging seven. Yeah, I think it's more or less what I don't know,

I don't even know why you can't even thought to need to disagree. Potentially eight. Whatever. Young Colin, young Colin tattooing his skin to be the N-word man. That's crazy. Calcestis is the goat. Star Coffee.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, my God. and you guys getting lightheaded

just reading these fucking names 6-7 great cool 8 9 I'm so tired have you seen 8-9

no the Grinch I've seen the Grinch do that to a kid some kid went up to the Grinch at Christmas time he went 6-7 he goes 8-9 and he goes wait

that's actually good and I'm like it's counting it's counting I mean I don't know what you it's over it's over yush although I don't know I look at some of the stuff

that I remember from like peanut butter jelly time It's like, that's also stupid. That shit was fire. Okay. Michael Bay is actually just explosions disguised in a human suit. He's like bulges randomly. Yeah, he's convulsing.

His arm like expands. Young Collins sabotaging a hopeful art student's entrance exam, knowing full well what will happen in 33 years. It's fucking crazy. Moving that. Craig the Canadian, the Portal porn parody, pornal. Nice. Very cool.

It's your boy, Shawnee Dee. Dick Suckiestan, At Kroc is A true Young Colin and an endless battle against Capcom for the rights of Mega Man. You guys should react to the newest Quentin Reviews video. It's only 42 hours long. So I saw this. Did you see this? No. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. What's up?

This is a Quentin Review's video that's 42 hours long or something. What's it about? Suck my dick. Not worth nothing. That's worth it. What is the concept of? Like, what is it? I don't know. Look it up. I don't have my phone. There's a YouTuber named Mahler that put out a 17-hour video about Star Wars Outlaws. Yeah, it's a bad, you're...

It's like that. You're, yeah. Here's my genuine feeling on this. It's like that. If it takes you that long to get your point across, you're bad at this. You're, like you're exceptionally bad. Like, you're exceptionally shit. Anybody can do that.

I can sit in front of a homeless man for 70 hours and get like fucking interesting stories out of him. Yeah. It's not a skill. That's a lot. It's bad. What's the title? What's the topic of it? Those names are Quinty reviews, right?

Yeah, yeah. Read the name's always pulling it up. gay it be like we all suck dick down here we went to the stupid dumb gayity convention everything when they're new you drip m h lord of all drip creas please listen to more harvey danger check out their first two albums i don't even think i've heard oh is that harvey is that the i'm not sick but i'm not is that them flagpole sita um yeah maybe i don't know i'll get around it well this most recent video is about an hour no look it look for the one that's long that's 40 um to 42 hours 40 hours it's so fucking outrageous and i bet it's all meandering

There's no way it's 42 hours focused Trump is fighting tooth and nail To not spend the last 10 seconds of his life is in prison He is Obey won't to blow me I'd like to bust fat nuts onto the ceiling of my car Until they crystallize into lactites That's fucking heinous

What the fuck What is the topic It's a Beverly Hillbillies video That changed everything 42 hours The Beverly Hillbillies If you're going through a direct Like if you're at

The only way I can validate this at all And if you're going the way a complete entire synopsis of the entire seriously nobody wants nobody wants that that is true but that I don't want that of anything I don't want that of fucking I don't want that of anything like I don't I'm not like a oh video better be fucking 10 seconds or I'm out because my attention span is low

but like we have an average we have an average for songs we have an average for movies and we have an average for documentaries why don't we it's just like going outside of it you know okay sure go outside of it a little bit but you don't have to Go overboard. This video on the Beverly Hillby is not worth 13 hateful eights. No. Fucking insane.

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we just collectively missed his thick Japanese accent I don't know what you're saying gay no doubt be like you got me feeling hella gay so I'm gonna keep sucking you fuck me like you should I'm gonna keep on sucking I don't know what that is

You don't know that song hella good I actually don't actually Not that I'm aware I mean maybe if I heard it I would recognize it but it's not coming to mind I mean something hell of good So let's just keep Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

I didn't know it's called Heligood for something. The ghosts of Kingston's channel and Chris's Halo show video teaming up to blow up the cast. That's crazy. Pre-Rise. I got locked-draud doing great rock shakes at the second vector. All I got was Lockhart's previously mentioned. I wanted to make a video talking about like just gin talking about like what I feel about Star Wars. Oh, interesting.

And I was just, okay, shut up. Pre-Rise. But I was, but I was all for a shit. And I was like, I don't just, I don't know if it even matters with the way like, YouTube works now where there's just so much AI bullshit that people can dispel that I'm like, is it even worth like saying anything anymore? You're probably right.

Pre-Ros, I got Lockjaw I got Lockjaw doing great garage shifts You were a fucking magical country. I'm just trying to get there. Dick Sling-Vry and all I got was Lockhart as previously mentioned. Gay wrestler named Not So Macho Man, Booty Savage. Booty Ravage, sorry.

Booty Ravage. Napster of puppets. Das Goopie. That's kind of funny. That's layered. Yeah. That's goopy. Dave Rubin being infected by the flood

and becoming the Dave mine, Young Colin going forward in time to remove the sponge like in the green mile. Goody two shoes versus meanie one sandal. Is that Jordan? Probably.

Yeah, it is. Of course it is. Yeah. Because what did he have? Evil Caneval versus Good. Good. Over this weekend, I told him about that,

he was like, I really think that's the greatest joke ever. And I was like, you are stupid. You are stupid if you think that's a great joke. The greatest joke. Good kind of good. Good kind of good.

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That's very vivid. Thank you. I don't like that. Out of focused Bigfoot. Rosa Parks at the back of the nameless. Call me Donica Lewinsky the way I slob Big Bee Bill. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. The Grinch, but instead of his heart growing three times the size. It's his penis.

That's crazy. They have it three times. That's wild. Big peepie. You already had a big peepie. He probably had a fucking chodster, man. He already had a eight, nine inch.

He had a hog. He had a fucking monster energy can on him. Young Colin playing hide and seek with Jared from Rapway. It's not Rapway. It's Subway. He knows that. Ethereum needs help. He's rubbing in Halo 3.

Progerian Hunter is having a child, Naferam, and rounding out our list, as always, is our loyal, our royal, king of hap, hazard. It's like Dragon Force. It is.

What is this? Is this you? I fucking did this. Do you did that? Is that you? I did that. That's really good. I fucking, uh...

It's not me singing. Oh, I was about to say. Oh, you know what the fuck. No way. Well, I mean, I don't know. I could believe that he could say that's not your voice, though. I guess if you're like... I mean, I just, it was kind of in the mix.

I was kind of caught up. I was kind of in the moment, really, with it. I actually, I was going to do the voice too. But then I'm like, no, the people that are enjoying the meme of it don't want to hear... Yeah, I want to hear that AI guy. Right. That specific person. So I was like, oh, you're trying to...

I hate that it's catchy. I mean, hey, man. He's funny to me. I listen to the more I agree with stuff he said, and I really don't like that. That's crazy. Okay, well, we're going to go. Yeah. Bye.

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