The Snark Tank - #380: Netflix Swallows HBO?

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

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Got some family emergencies up in the docket as well. So, you know, we're playing it. We're playing it remote today. Deal with it, I guess. Also, one of our members recently had a birthday. Yeah. Yeah, I want everybody to send Chris the upper left half of your butt cheek. Yeah, that's a cock.

It's a wrecked cock. Oh, well. It's a wrecked cock. I was trying to keep it. I'm trying to keep him. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. A wreck penis. Like fucking hard as you can. Like, oh. Papa Cialis. Okay. Instead of him a pig. I mean, he really, he really stepped all over you there.

Absolutely. He's like, fuck what you were saying. Fuck, no, fuck you. You want me to get. get raped by a kuma so you can fuck cam me i'm still ever said that i never said that i never said that that's a good point i never said that find the clip where i said that that is true i guess i don't know whatever welcome the star tank podcast i am 32 now i am old but we got a lot to uh we've got a lot to uh yes niggu shit we got my knees click a lot although my knees have been clicking since i was

like 18 so i don't i don't really whatever same like 17 because i played about bus sports yeah i didn't but like whatever. Okay, well, you're at the age now where your prostate grows an inch every year. What is that? What?

Is that real? No. That's horrifying. No. Get that clipped. That means 50 year old's prostate would be fucking visible out their assholes.

I've never seen a 50 year old's asshole. That's a good point. No, you would. You would hear it sloshing around because their prostate's so fucking gigantic. I don't know how. I don't know how big a prostate even is, you know? I don't know if it's like...

It's not that big. Yeah, I don't know too much about it. If you asked me to draw a prostate, I would not be able to do it genuinely. If I shove a finger up my own ass, can I feel my prostate? Is that... If you what? What? If I...

Can I want to hear this? If you what, continue? No, like, if I, like, would I be able to identify my own prostate if I shoved a finger up my ass? I don't think a finger. No. what do you mean? Like, what would I have to?

What else? Probably your hand. I put my entire hand in my ass to find my prostate. Yeah, probably. I don't think so. I think that's what it is. I'm going to go ahead. I thought like the doctors stick like a finger up your ass to check your prostate.

Am I not? Is that wrong? I think they say that so they get you in the fucking room. Oh, so they put their whole fucking line up there. Gotcha. No, they put the hand up there. It's like, I'm so good. This is a lie.

This is a real hand. Now, do they start with the fingers and then lead up to the hand? Do they, do they, do they have like? They go fist. They go fist and they open up. Right. I see. I see.

I see. Would you rather have the Hulk give you a prostate exam? Yes. Or Paul Joseph Watson. The Hulk. The Hulk. He's got smaller hands. Yeah.

I think. So what age, what age are you supposed to start? If I so with him. What age sports are getting prostate exams? I think it's mid-40s now. I think they moved it down a little bit. They moved it down? I thought it was 35.

I thought it was 35. Oh, shit. Because I thought it was around. Okay, I'm totally out. I'm too, I know we're only a handful years apart, but Christ, I thought it was like, oh, when you hit 50 or something, I'm fucking retarded. Let's see. Oh, no, you might, no, you're probably right.

So, recommended age is 45 to 70. Okay. So not after, so not after 70, I guess. after 70 it doesn't matter. After 70, you're good. If you made it that far, whatever. Yeah, I guess anything that's wrong with your prostate when you're 70 is going to kill you slower than time will. So, like, I guess they don't care.

But, yeah, I'm never going to do that. I mean, I'll just be, like, I had a, what do you call it? What do you mean? You're never going to get your prostate checked? No, why the fuck would I do that? Oh. Yeah, why not? Why would I do that?

Yeah, why not? I mean, what about just going under the gas? know, like smoke a lot of weed and then have your homie check you? Promise me you'll never get it. Promise me you'll never get it done. Promise me right now. I can assure you all never get it done. Bet.

Good. Yeah, I'm never going to do that because I don't want to be gay, you know? Okay, yeah, sure. But if you're not, if you're like, say, if you don't feel it, like say you're, you're, you get put under. Are you still gay? Oh, like, like they, like they, like they, like they, like they, like a giant mosquito's mouth or something.

Yeah, yeah, they, they get those Jurassic mosquitoes. I should have said anesthesia. That would have been a lot better of an example. Same thing, you know, they can put anesthesia in a big mosquito. Mm. Mm. Yes, they can. If we just never figured out how to make anesthesia, but like before, before we figured

out anesthesia, we figured out how to make mosquitoes real big. Yeah. And then siphoned that weird, like, numbing thing in their saliva. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a world that I would prefer to be in, I think. I think, I think it would have, I would prefer. yeah it would be more interesting it would be a lot more interesting

you know how they bite you like how they have like they have like they have like they have like three prongs or whatever and they spread it out yeah that's fucking heinous dude I saw that under like a microscope and I was like oh these things are I'm so glad I've I've never felt any remorse for killing those things yeah I hate them with all my heart

I said I thought a ladybug once and I felt really bad about it because that was like an accident but like I never once with a mosquito have I felt bad about it oh no I always it's pure anger and rage have you seen the doctor or the scientists that are giving them limp dick mouths and so like yeah i saw the video of one trying to like straighten it out straighten his mouth out what that feels really fucked up that feels really fucked up but also fuck mosquitoes if it was happening to like a person or like a dog or a pig or a cat or anything else i probably would feel bad about it but it's a mosquito so i don't see a human's trying to straighten his mouth out

like oh oh it'd be him trying to straighten his dick that's the most like that's the most like a forward facing and then it just trying to straighten this dick out and it falls and he's like that's a good one like well I guess that wouldn't work because you can still just scoop up cum and and then I was going to say like to not produce anymore can not reproduce I'm like oh if you had a limp dick oh the human race is going to go extinct I'm like well that's that's not even remotely true you can just scoop the cum you know you put you got the cum in your hand and then you just fling it at her and then she can still get pregnant what are you talking about huh what did you say Kingston why did you say that oh okay that's crazy you always have a wild tangent kingston that's crazy you're the craziest stuff dude

yeah kingston says the darndest things that was bill cosby's uh last last show before he got canceled oh you crazy kid doop s that could that was that was a crazy show in retrospect that they just had bill cosby just kind of hanging around kids like that like i feel like that's actually like a lesser talked about thing because kins kids said the darndest things was just i guess it's one of those shows it has not had like the cultural like relevance as like the car or like the cosby show or anything else so it gets forgotten that he even did that but i only just remember that he did that it's like oh yeah he just went on stage and asked kids questions

and then made fun of them for being ignorant and stupid and that was the whole premise yeah that's what you do let's just god forbid something comes out that cosby also diddled kids then that show that would have come out already i would imagine right I'd hope so. You know, there's always some people willing.

I've watched enough true crime where people will always withhold information even, like, like, oh, this is what they were searching for. Thank God they didn't ask me about this other horrific thing. And it's like, bro, just, just, they came here asking me about my fucking parking tickets,

but I have a fucking 19 year old rotting in my basement. Yeah, I guess you never, aren't asking the right questions, dumb ass. I don't know, things, whatever. Things are getting worse as they always are. We've got, we've got this, uh, merger now between Warner, Warner Brothers.

Netflix and Netflix. Highest, by the way, before we start, before we get into this, fucking Warner already merged with discovery, not too long ago. So there, it's, it's, it's, it's, I remember when I was a lot of. lot younger than I am now and seeing like this chart and maybe some of the people in the audience remember maybe some of maybe you guys do too but it was a chart basically

of who owned what of who owned what right it's crazy it's crazy and like how few companies there were really at the top of it that siphoned everything down yeah and and that was like in like what Kingston like 2011 maybe yeah I can't even fucking imagine

how weird that chart must look down like somebody should I'm sure it exists. I'm sure somebody's done it out there, but like I want to know now. Like as of today, now with like Warner Brothers and Discovery and Netflix. Among all the other acquisitions that's happened,

all this consolidation. Very cool, very great for everybody. You know, like in theory. I love capitalism. I love capital. I love capitalism.

I love taking things. Right. In theory, we always wanted everything to be central, as far as media goes when you're watching something, we like the idea. there was like Netflix and Hulu and mostly everything was on those two things. But what this means now, since obviously everybody was making their own shit, and then it's

like we're going to absorb all of this and then make the price infinity billion dollars for this one platform. And that's where that's being headed to where every other year there will be another price hike. And it's the boiling the frog theory kind of thing. And it's like, I hate this. I've already canceled a few years. I've already canceled a few years. things because I was just like in principle fuck y'all yeah I'm so over it man it's like I just I don't know

what but capitalism is the best version of society of course based on what people say capitalism is the best one the thing about it we've never seen we've never seen a socialist country work no you're right you're right you're right what about

what about the best ones in all those are not over there. That's not true. Well, you know what the actual argument is that people say about that? Is that like those aren't full socialist countries. They have, they have some elements of capitalism. And it's like, yeah, duh. Like every everything has so do we.

Yeah. Well, I heard of. You have the opposite. People were talking about the penis countries in Europe. They're like, oh, like what they were doing over there. And like, well, that's different. That's democratic socialism. And it's like, I don't give the fuck what it's called.

Yeah, yeah. Do that. Like that. That's right. Exactly. That's when you start drawing signs on the ground and you start making it rain thunderbolts. The issue is like, the issue is like competition's good in theory, right? And in practice in a lot of places.

But the issue is competent. No, competition is good. The issue is like, this is not competition. You can't have if the, if two football teams are playing against each other and then midgame, they're like, actually you're on our team now. Like there's no game. There's no, there's no, the game's over then. Right. The problem with competition when it comes to the market is that competition will always lead

to the destruction of something else, not just defeat. It leads to destruction. It always does. Sure, sure. Unfortunately. So that's why it fails. It results in a winner. But that's why it's, that's why I don't.

Well, it's different from winning because like if, if you, if there's a winner, right, that means this person progresses, right? And in theory, you'll be like, all right. cool. That means this next group of people, they're going to have to go hit the board to be able to come back to potentially win, right? Sure. But that doesn't happen in the market. What happens is they lose. Then they eat them, literally. Right, right. Lose and absorb. Right. But it used to happen, though, is the thing. That's the always just kept getting absorbed. We just didn't see it. No, we would have. That's why back in the new deal era, niggas, they had to do this. They had to do the lateral acquisition thing because of the fact that even then it was just, it would happen. Right. But defeat somebody, like, I. But, going to buy you. The point is that you had systems in place to treat that when it happens. To address that when it happens. We don't have that no more. That's just gone. It's just got like it is crazy. How many. One of the earliest things that I can

remember is when Pepsi bought Pizza Hut and like all those other like those other restaurants because they couldn't compete with Coca-Cola because they were just like, well, they're not going to they're not going to pick Pepsi. So let's just buy them and make them make them pick Pepsi and it's just like, bro, it's so, it's just so crazy. I don't know. It's pretty gross. It's really bad, man. And the problem is that it doesn't happen because there's laws and what happens to people

just don't want to do it. When you offer somebody enough money, they'll fucking do it eventually. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, it's not like, I forgot what the, there was literally, I remember I learned about this when all, during all the, um, because all that shit kind of got the foundation during a railroad tycoon shit. That's when like all those laws were actually like finally passed. Oh, right.

Yeah. Because it was genuinely six niggas that owned everything. in a country like actually. Isn't it like a true like I could be misremembering. But isn't it true that like those railroad people like like Vanderbilt's and and Carnegie and all that stuff? Carnegie like they were for a while I think that's not true anymore. As of the last like couple years by the way.

But I'm pretty sure like even into my like adulthood, they were still at that point richer than anybody currently was within like factoring in like inflation or whatever like they were like obscenely rich for the time i think they i think they were like crazy rich for the time but i don't i don't know i don't i think Elon Musk is probably well now now now i'm saying like even in like 2015 i feel like that was like accurate like that it was like Carnegie and like Vanderbilt and and they were they were very rich jp morgan being like whatever well the funny is that like a lot of them actually really donated like they didn't just donate to their friends that is true

They actually, like, really donated money. Like, Carnegie, if I'm not mistaken, like, was, like, really about donating money to people. He was like, hey, because I don't think he was, I think he was the one that was born poor. One of them was born, like, not super wealthy. He was probably gay, too. I don't know that surprised me. But it was just like they actually donated money. And it's like, oh, shit.

He was a small black guy, like Carnegie. And, like, that's basically, you know, he knew what it was like to be small black and gay. Yeah, I'm locked out. He was like, you know what? For sure. I got all this money now. I want to donate to all my small gay niggas. I'm small.

I got all this money. I got to help my niggas out. Yeah. I was like, you know what? You're still in all the money, but also shout out. You know, I appreciated it. Jesus Christ. I think they also did that because that was the one, the tax code was way different, too.

So like the tax code would be like, hey, once you may want this money money, you're getting charged 90% of your taxes. But even 90s a lot. But that's still like, it's not a lot when you're rich, man. That's the thing. It's still, no, no, it's a lot. But like, it's not a lot when you're ended up. It's a lot.

But when you make nine million dollars a year, after five million dollars, you're getting taxed 90%. That's why like that's that's so relative because it's like it's not a lot. That's the whole point. It's like, it's a lot if you're poor. If you're rich, it's not a lot. That's why they're 90%. That's why. That's why we need scaling taxes, but we don't have that.

It doesn't work the right. They just fucking send their money away. I think everybody should pay the same rate. I'm Dave Rubin. But guys, no. You don't understand because now now stranger things can be in the next space jam.

That's crazy. They cancel. They cancel the next half of stranger things because it's like, wait a minute, guys. I know we finished the second half of, I know it's done, but we just got the Looney Tunes. And you're like, okay, I want to see Bugs Bunny kiss Vecna.

Wouldn't it be cool? Would it be cool of Bugs Bunny blue Vecna fucking head off? Wouldn't it be sick of Vecna fucking got his head separated by Bugs Bunny? Wouldn't that be amazing? And everybody's like, no, yeah, I know. That's what we're doing it. And fucking they replaced that redheaded chick with the Yosemite Sam. They make, oh, fucking red.

They make Lucas kill him. Kisses. Why am I floating and shit? What the fuck's this? They replaced Sadie Sink with the 077. That's fucking insane. That'd be sick as that. That'd be powerful. That'd be powerful. You know, I already said I'm not really that interested in exchange of things anymore. It's too. Yeah, it's past. This would, that would bring me back in. Because it's so stupid, I would have to watch it. Yeah, even now, like, I finished like the first half of the last season, because that's all that's

available right now. And then they're going to put the next half out in Christmas, I think. But I'm just like, I'm watching. And I'm like, I'm really just watching this for the sake of, like, having seen so much of this. Yeah, I just want to end it. And say that I finish a show. Because, like, I don't know, man, like some of these, some of the lines in that you, there's a line in that show that made me laugh out loud. And I don't think it was necessarily supposed to. And I wonder if Kingston agrees as somebody who's seen it.

But, like, there's a scene where Dustin is the kid with like the weird teeth. Yeah. He doesn't look that weird anymore, actually. He just looks normal now. but he looks yeah he looks yeah whatever but like he was he was at like some grave site like being all sad and there's a scene where like i guess like these four bullies approach from every like it the camera spins around there's like one bully behind him one bully like kind of there one bully there and the other bully kind of come and it's rotates and they all like

they all they're all saying something along the lines of like so the first guy goes like long way from home aren't you dustin or whatever, or like, and the other one says something to that effect. And it's like, shouldn't be out here by yourself. And then the last guy goes, hi, yeah. And dude, I was like, I was cracking. I was like, I don't think like it didn't come across like a joke. It just kind of felt like they just ran out of things.

It sounds like an inside joke. Like somebody wrote that and they laughed at it and like, let's put it in the show. Yeah. To me, it sounds like somebody was like, yeah, this would be. funny for him to say, right? I don't think it doesn't read like a joke though. Like, like, I don't know. There's certain, there's certain things like that. It sounds like it'll only be funny to a writer. Like if you were actually, like, we're, we're shopping some stuff. Oh, that's funny, but then it actually ended up in the show, which is funny to them. And then on the outside,

you're like, what the fuck? I'm telling you, the, the delivery is crazy. Because it's almost like seductive. Hi. Hi. Hey. What's that back? It's like, it's like, what's up? What's that? it's so it's so funny it's so funny this is completely Beckna actually says that huh what is this

he tries to just powers on bugs bunny bugs money he's like wow this is crazy and he puts then he makes his dick stretch all the way to his face and violently buses his head off I know normally do that Yeah, he does. Yeah, there's a whole, there's a whole episode based on it.

You don't watch, you don't watch fucking looney tunes. You don't watch, you don't even watch every single minute of Looney Tunes. It's been a while, man. It's been a while since I've watched every single minute of Looney Tunes. Sit down on a movie Tunes. It's, that is, that is so much content. It's staggering. There's so much Looney Tunes. How much Looney Tunes content is there? More than you assume, I assure you. Let's get, let's get one of those commentary guys that make 20 hour video. to fucking make make a comprehensive, I don't know, a video essay on the importance of loony tunes. How many Quentin reviews are there of looney tunes? How many 42-hour blocks?

How many minutes of looney tunes? The cartoon is there. More, there's, somehow there's more. Give me your ranges. Five minutes. Give me your ranges. What do you mean? Of like hours?

I can't even. Yeah. I don't know. I would guess easily at this point maybe, maybe like 38 hours 72 that's crazy also I know you're looking at like an AI

summation so it's fine of course yeah of course whatever what does it say nothing I'm trying to get exact oh so he didn't have there's no single total hour numbers of all Looney Tunes but there's over

1,000 classical shorts 7 to 8 minutes okay so is there an approximation So there's, so, so the guest estimation is there's at least over 2,000 hours. That is fucking outrageous. That's, yeah, 2000 hours. Yep. That's crazy.

That's crazy. All right. I guess counting, I guess counting like all the spinoff shows and all that. And the movies and shit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it makes sense. I'll get it done in a, in a few years, all right?

Yeah. I watch it. I watch it all at the same time as speeds at like 100 times speed. Yeah. And I'm watching a room full of screens and just watching that shit. I'm going to just make a bunch of windows on my monitors, you know, and then fucking speed them up. And then I'll make a 4,000 hour video essay on how important Bugs Bunny is to the existence of man. Did you know that you understand how much 4,000 hours is?

I don't think you understand it. I don't think you understand how important Bugs Bunny is and how he needs 4,000 hours worth of content to explain how without him humans would not exist. exist. Okay. Interesting. Continue to exist or like have existed? Listen to my words. They would not exist.

Okay. The creation, the creation that came after humans. Yes. Time is so hard to understand. No. Time is not linear. Time is a single point. We all know that.

Yeah. And so the future can influence the past. Have you not seen Terminator? Right. Fucking idiot. Great movie. fucking moron. The,

the first one's kind of all right. I do want to, she was good. I really like two. I really fun. I love that movie. I do want to bring this up

only because I had to see it and it made me really sad. I saw it on my birthday. It was a terrible thing to wake up to. But there was a, so there's a clip. I don't know if you've seen it of Jimmy Fallon.

And I think Sidney Sweeney, if it's not Cindy Sweeney, it's a, that archetype. That archetype of person. Yeah. And they were like, I guess the whole premise of the game was Sidney Sweeney was sitting there and there was some elaborate scene behind him, behind her.

And then Fallon was trying to charades try to get her to guess what it is. Oh. Do you know what I'm talking about? I get the concept. Do you know what? I haven't seen the clip. So the clip is a bunch of people in Lubbubu costumes. doing fucking 6-7

outside of like some fucking place and I I don't know if there's a way to fully articulate how infuriating it was to see this because I just don't know who's watching late night television at this point yeah

who is Who are these people? Who are these people? Do you know anybody? No, not a single soul. Not a single soul. My friend used to watch Conan when he had a show. And that was the last of it.

The last person I know that even remotely watched that recently died. So like, yeah, like it's genuinely like no one. That's crazy. I don't know, man. It was, uh, I just don't know what we're doing anymore. I feel like I feel like media What is LaBoo again?

What is that? It's like a fucking I don't know like a modern. They're modern troll dolls literally. Modern baby baby type things I guess. Okay. Yeah, yeah, okay. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

Yeah, I remember. Yeah, okay. So it's like all the things that the kids are into Laboooooo and six, seven. Not even kids. Oh. Kids are into Lubu. No.

It's fucking adults. It's adults. Kids can't buy that shit. It's crazy. Well, I mean that the adults buy for the kids now and they collect them like Pokemon or some shit. Yeah, somewhat, but I'm pretty sure it's like, oh, these things are things that come from loot boxes.

So there's pretty much got to shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, it's totally fucking, yeah. It's like, like I play, like I play Pokemon, right? And I, Pokemon has this thing, right, where they try to say it's four kids. But with the way they release cards and the price of the cards, they know that kids are not buying that. It's not for kids.

They're doing it to say it's four kids so it looks more innocent, but they're doing it for the scalpers. They know the sobers and go out there and pay a ton of money to buy the cards. Oh, yeah. And they're going to try to resell it. So they're saying it's for kids. But it's literally to have it be bought by. Also, the support they get for the Pokemon that clearly came out in my generation,

like Gen 1 and Gen 2, this is for, this is for adults to buy. So they purchase it. It's not for kids. Yeah. Like to say it is, it's a lie. Yeah, no, that it makes perfect sense. Yeah, because literally. It's the show face matter.

That's it. They couldn't. Well, it's actually, I think they're just double dipping because if you have a mature like MTG type of thing, well, it's just old sweaty people and almost like no kid because it doesn't appeal to very young children, right? So it's brilliant, really, because it's like the kids want it, the adults want it. I fucking hate it. also I totally understand it, you know? Yeah, MTV was doing collabs now, right? They're like,

my magic gathering, the main firm of the game is dead. And now people play the version of the commander where just like they do all the collapse from different like reality, stuff like that. And that's just for money. Everyone's fucking doing that now, man. It's just for money.

There's no point of like not doing, even raid. Didn't Ray just recently put in the yautas and shit? They put in everything. They've put in everything you think of. They did Zena. They just put an alien and predator. They did the Ninja Turtles.

Uh, fucking, whatever you can think of. it's probably. Why not? Like, why not do that? Allison fucking Wonderland, which is crazy. Which is fucking insane. They recently did it. They did an avatar the last airbender set of magic recently. Oh, interesting.

They did a Ninja Turtle's coming out soon. I'm going to get that. Joe, I love that shit. Don't say that shit. They did that. I'm sure I'm going to do, I'm surprised. The only reason they haven't done Star Wars yet in Magic Gathering, the Star Wars is a card game that is successful also. Ah. Or as they would have done Star Wars right now.

Do you think they're just, maybe they're just like too high price? because I feel like why wouldn't they want to still share their IP? Because they already have an IP of it working, you know? Yeah, it works, but like, why not like get more money from other people that want your... That kind of fucks with the IP's identity identity. Okay, okay. I mean, I... Like, I would still do it.

If I'm a soulless money-grubbing piece of shit, I'm selling everything I can do everything. I guess that's why I'm surprised that like, wouldn't you be district? Like, at a certain point, I feel like Raid will find a way. to put in Star Wars because they just they make so much money it infuriates me and it's just rich people of you know I would love to really enjoy this game

but rich people you know destroy everything so there you go oh no it's cooked yeah it's absolutely so awesome it's good stuff the only thing the only other thing that I saw in my feed over the weekend or over the last couple days I guess

was this Quentin Tarantino Paul Dano stuff. I saw a bunch of like weird posts on my on my feed being like Paul Dano appreciation post and I was like what the fuck is going on? Yeah. What is happening?

Because I only know Paul Dano from there will be blood and I guess the riddler from the riddler. Yeah. From the Batman. Yeah. So I don't have much. I don't know really anything about the guy. And then I felt I looked into it and it was just like oh, I guess Quentin Tarantino

was on some podcast and he was talking about they were they were like top 10 films or something along those lines and there will be blood came up and he was like yeah it's like my number five it would be one or two if it weren't for a fatal flaw and that fatal flaw is paul dano and he was just talking about and then there was a bunch of other things like so the person asked him like oh what so you don't care for paul dano it's like yeah i don't care for paul dano i don't care for owen wilson i don't care for matthew lillard it's just like he just randomly naming these these specific think actors, whereas he's like, yeah, I don't like these guys.

Huh. What are they having common? On Wilson did to him. Oh, Wilson's famously, like, not a bothersome human being. Literally. Yeah, like, I don't know. I do think Quentin Tarantino is just autistic. Sure. And so, like, he's just like, if people ask him a question, he's just going to be, like, honest about it. And he's not necessarily going to care. 100%. But, like, it is, it is mega weird. Because he went really hard on Paul Dan. Like, it's one thing to not care for Matthew Lurton or Owen Wilson. I don't care for Owen Wilson at all. But, like, hey. he was fantastic in Shanghai noon motherfucker

yeah he was you watch it his nose man I hate his nose it's pretty and I honestly that's what I thought shangai nights was pretty good too but I like shangai knew better he was great and a freaking Darjean limited too

he had some good roles but I think I think I would have to guess it probably is because of his fucking nose it probably bothers the shit out of him and he can't see past his acting because he's just staring at his nose. I think what happens is, I think what happened, well, he's, yeah, him being like finally

autistic. Yeah, probably, like, probably quite literally that. Yeah. He was like, you don't fit into my, you don't fit into my imagine. You can't say the inward the right way. I can't have you in my mind. I can't have you in my mouth. I can't picture you.

The thing that's crazy about it's that he called him, he called him like the worst actor in SAG, which is kind of crazy. That's a stupid thing to say. That is a crazy thing to say because he's in SAG and he knows he's not a good actor. There are so, like, there are unknown people. and I was almost in SAG. I was going to join SAG. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like the stupid thing to say. It is a crazy thing to say. And it's just like, you know what I think it is? It's very weird. He probably brought up the fact that he fucking probably said the N-word in a really un-fucking becoming way. And knowing Tarantino, he's probably like,

I'm going to hold on to this. I'm going to be mad about this for years. And when I get a chance, I'm going to fucking get him. And I'm going to talk with a black son. I'm on my BET. Stupid. That guy is. That is so.

He saw autistic is magical. It is. So there's a clip. There's a lot of things, the horrible things and weird things about them that are floating around because of this now that I know, because Chris mentioned this. I'm like, oh, this makes sense why I'm seeing Quentin Tarantino hate.

And one of the worst clips was, they were talking. It was the, oh, man, who's the, I don't, I don't, Howard Stern. There we go. I saved myself. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was going to, like, try to describe him. Who's this guy?

Okay, but anyway. Yeah. So they're talking about, I don't think he's interviewing him, but I think they're talking about an interview that was being done. And they were talking about Roman Polanski. And basically, what do you think about him winning that Oscar? He was like, oh, this is great and stuff.

And the person asking him, like, you think it's great that a rapist win an Oscar? And he's like, well, yeah, it's not rape. It was statutory rape. He had sex with a kid. And he's like, yeah, and the kid didn't want to have sex with him. He was like, no, the kid did. and I'm like, this is, this is so autistic. He has no idea how horrific it sounds.

I know. It was like, oh my God. Like, I never heard that clip until actually probably an hour ago. And I was like, oh my God, this is crazy. It actually makes me feel a little weird. That is fucking crazy. Yeah. That's not sure you're hearing you're like, go, please be quiet.

It's like, dude, shut the, I know there's a difference between rape statuary rape. Shut the fuck up. What? And then it's like you. The differences are. not important enough for you to defend me either. It's like I was saying before, if you're in a scientific setting debating on the actual legality and actual definitions of words, okay, that's not what this is. Like, we are in a social conversation where it's very clear to just shoot down

anything that has rape in it. Like, let's go. It's a very simple task. Hey, no, I refuse. I refuse. Task failed. I have to talk about this. You can you won't silence me. He failed a quick time event real hard. Real hard. He fucking snapped the controller instead of fucking pressing X. It is very weird. Is this a weird? Yeah, it's a very weird thing to just go off and say. Because he's not

Paul Dano is not the worst actor inside. I will say I have seen there will be blood and I don't think that movie's very good at all really to be honest. Oh really? Yeah. I think it's a movie. I think it's one of those things that's like I think it has the air of a movie that's good, but like it kind of...

I don't know. That's one of the more controversial takes that I have about movies. Like, I just don't think that movie's very good about it. I think there's another movie that's like a lot that's somewhat similar that people get mixed up with all the time. Oh my God, what the fuck is it? It came out around the same time. There will be blood and, uh... Oh, no country for old men.

Uh-huh. No country for old men's fucking way better. Like, almost obscene. almost obscenely. I would say by a amazing movie. It is much better. That movie had much more of an impact on me than

there will be blood. And I saw there will be blood a lot later when I was more mature to even understand. Me too. And I will say, Daniel Day Lewis is one of my favorite actors of all time. I liked there will be blood because Daniel Day Lewis was in it. If somebody else was in it, I wouldn't care about that movie at all. Yeah.

That's exactly. That's kind of how I feel about it. And even the parts that he's in, I look at it and I'm like, I don't, like, I think you're doing a good job. But I think just, I just think this sucks. Like this, like the seat of him like going down like, I am the third revelation. I'm like what, like, this feels like it's trying to be. It feels like it's putting on like a front or something. I don't know.

I don't care for that movie at all. So when I first saw this, I was like, oh, weird. I don't know how to feel about this because like, I think it's a weird thing to say about an actor who's done nothing to you. But also, like, I look at that movie. I'm like, I kind of, I think the whole thing's kind of lame. So like it's weird to focus on him. I don't know. I think those are both good movies.

I think obviously no control men is, is just the main character is a better case study. Like that's probably like, yes. Genuinely in films, probably like top four characters in films. Yeah. He's up there. I'll say I'm amazing. I don't want to go crazy, but I'll absolutely put him in a top. For me, I can think of like genuinely as characters.

That is one of the most crazy. of a villainous character, he's like up there. On top of it. He's like really up there. What were you going to say, Chris? Well, I was going to say that like, from what I remember, and it's been a long time since I've seen it, to be fair. So I don't, maybe this is not accurate. But I remember one of the biggest things about there will be blood that I just didn't care about was that like, bro, like these, there's no.

I feel like the movie has no arcs at all. Like, I feel like every character is the exact same the entire time. Like there's nothing. I feel like I don't remember even what the fucking story was at all for there will be blood. It's a very, um, I gotta watch it again, I guess. It's purposefully mundane.

Uh, it's, it's, it's definitely, it's like if Napoleon Dynamite was trying to be a fucking Oscar movie and it wasn't funny. That's crazy. No,

that is crazy. No, that is crazy because Napoleon has an arc. It is, it's one of, it, look, I will, I will,

it's one of those times where Chris, you're not a huge movie. movie buff that I couldn't agree more, though. In this scenario where I kind of feel weird that I'm like, I didn't enjoy that as much as I felt like I should have. And I'm like, I don't know. And yeah, I agree. I think I need to watch it again to me because it just,

the way that people talk about it, I don't feel the same way. Yeah. So, I don't know. This was the whole thing that was happening. Tarantino's a fucking weirdo. He's been a fucking freak for the longest time. Yeah. He's clearly not socialized.

he's always like doing some weird he's always putting on some kind of face uh i love that b et interview where he's just clearly like he's clearly masking it's crazy it's the it's the funniest it's wild it's so it's so funny it's like i was like why is he doing just i was like just talk the yeah just just speak like a normal person it's fine but the issue the issue that i find and i see this happening sometimes in the reverse as well like i've seen a lot of videos now where it's just like because he was going off on the heart on the pain on paul dana for no good reason people are like they were like man quentin tarentino sucks as a person true uh but then they were like you know what and his movies weren't really that good anyway and it's like well

i don't know why i don't know why i don't know why we have the need to do this where it's just like because we do this in the reverse too like we sometimes there's people who like wow they're a really likable person and they've got like good politics and then they're art is elevated when it kind of sucks. Yes. Like it's just like, we don't, we don't need to do that. Like shitty people make great shit sometimes.

Great people make garbage often. Yeah. That's fine. It's fine to just admit that certain things are just good. Like, you're not going to sit there and tell me that In Glorious Bastards is a bad movie. Like, you're fucking out of your mind. I mean, that's insane. He has a lot of fantastic.

He has a lot of fucking great movies, man. Fiction's one of my favorite movies of all time. Terrible movie. I love it so much. I will say I don't like Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I don't care for that movie. I forgot.

I forgot to watch it. Amazing film. Amazing film. Fantastic film. Fuck you. Do you actually like that movie? I actually do like the movie. Maybe I got to watch it again.

I just did not care for it. I think that movie's overall and plot is kind of like because you know, that era of Hollywood I don't give a fuck about. Because I'm way too young to care about it and I'm not a movie buff in that direction. I think that has a great. really good scenes though. That has some really, really, really, really great scenes. I agree. I just... That I'm like, this scene is, this is, this is a, this is insane.

It's got good scenes. But I think that's what he does, though. I think that's what, that's, that's what that's what that's what that's what. I think he's better at creating a scene in anyone. How many end words are in the movie? Six. No, I think none actually. That, I'm not watching. That can't be true. Let me, I'm not fucking watching. I think none.

I'm just anywhere in that movie. You couldn't strap me down and give me to watch a movie. Chris pulls up the script, speed reads through it. Four. Four of them. One, Bruce Lee almost said he got kicked before he's at it. See, if Bruce Lee says the word. What? The beat that started between his daughter and freaking, what you call it?

His daughter and Tarantino after that? Yes, yes, absolutely. Because they portrayed him like a jackass. Yeah, absolutely. Bruce Lee was famously not a dickhead. That's what makes it insane. I absolutely remember that. And maybe that's why subconsciously I didn't watch it because I remember being upset about

that. Because I'm like, the fuck is wrong with you. It's funny. It's really funny because of the fact that literally he just was never an asshole. That's what makes it really funny. It's like, why did you? It's clearly like white man thinking his action stars are better than obviously action stars are better than obviously action stars on the part of the world. I get it.

But it's like why? Like, why hit? I guess he was it at the time. Yeah. He was the start of time. If I remember correctly, who who who whooped his ass? Brad Pitt's character. Yeah, yeah.

I remember hearing something. I'm like, all right. Okay, cool. No, but the problem, the problem is not even like he got his ass whooped.

It's the problem that he was like a asshole. I think it's, it's all a problem. Have you seen the movie? No, no. I said I didn't see it. And,

so the context, the context is that Bruce Lee is like walking around talking arrogantly like boasting. Yes. Which he does. He is a boy. mistress person when it comes to him going back and forth with combat people. But it's him be like, if I hit you, you'll die. And it's like, yeah, anyone does that. You'll go to jail.

And it's like, yeah, but this. And he's, he's just being a jerk for no reason. And it's like, he was literally not that guy. He would do that in matches where people would disrespect his martial arts. He would like kind of be a bit of a showboat because he was better than most we was fighting. But it wasn't like just randomly in an acting field around people. He would just be fucking being aggressor to people. I imagine Tarantino watched him in like one film and he's like, that's him. And then he just built around instead of building around like Bruce Lee, the actual person.

Like he brought, you know what I'm saying? Like I wouldn't put it past him to this is how I see Bruce Lee because I saw him famously in this one role. He beat Chuck Norris when I was younger and I had every Chuck Norris to work. So I'm mad about that. So I'm going to make my character who I made, who has all the powers he needs to be brosly. Yeah. There you go. Perfect.

No, inwards, Chris? No, not a single one. Yeah, I told you. There's a lot of feet, though. There is feet in what's about time. I mean, yeah, there's a lot of feet. I do remember that. Yeah.

I do remember that. It's the whole entire Manson group, or that's what they're called. It was Margaret Margaret Qualey, I remember specifically. Yeah. Her feet, like front and center. They're always, yeah. I remember the first time I always, I thought it was weird was, Kill Bill

For me I was like Well that one's I was like What the fuck is this Like I remember being actually like The fact There's a shot of her feet

Really bothers me When she gets out of the grave And there's a shot of her feet And I'm like why Did they take her shoes off And nothing else I was just like bro The editor I'm like

You gotta just cut this shit out Why he's not looking man Like just just take it out real fast You think someone like him Is not gonna watch Every minute of his movie On 50% speed Yeah what is it

speed. This is a wild tweet. What? What? So do you guys, so do you guys remember Sean Murray? This is a very specific. This is a very specific person.

It sounds familiar about it. So Sean Murray was the head of Hello games. He was the guy who, who, um, he. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No man sky.

Yeah, no man sky. Yeah, yeah. Like, so the Game Awards tweeted, uh, this cryptic kind of teaser thing where it says the blank are silent, blank bleeds,

new blank stir. And so I guess it's supposed to be like some ARG or whatever. people might be like looking for the hidden words or whatever. And Sean Murray, the head of Hello Games is like, is Jeff about to reveal the Epstein Fisdine files as a world premiere? That's hilarious. That feels like a weird thing for like a, like a games CEO to say. It's weird, but it's also just funny.

It is. I just, I don't know. I just, I thought that that was like some like guy. You know what I mean? Like I thought it was just some Twitter account. It's fucking show. It's no man's sky. At no man sky.

He said this. Yeah, the, you know, like, that's crazy. Very calm and wholesome type of game, too, when you think of like, you know, it's like, oh, it's not like, oh, the somebody who's working on Doom or, you know what I'm saying? Like, right, right. Yeah, it's not edgy. It's not edgy at all. Yeah. I'm thinking, so I watched, I watched a bit of the Pierce Morgan Jubilee debate.

And it was really funny. I don't know. You like to smile off my face so fast. It's so, it's so funny. Because I love Pierce Morgan simply because of the fact I think he is an unbelievable retard. I think he is bafflingly stupid and really old and British. Yeah. And it's just like you are so not, you should not have the platform you have.

He has a really weird mix of being correct and wrong on so many issues where I'm like, how could you possibly think both of those things simultaneously? Yes. Like, it's very bizarre. I've never seen, I've never seen a host like that, actually. Yeah, to juggle that. He's a, he's a genuine, like, centrist pussy, like, actually. Like, he doesn't stand for anything.

Because if he did, he would summon the shit that he lets, like, he let fucking what's his name on there? That fucking, the guy that said gay people should be killed. Like, actually, I forgot his name. Something, Nick, me, me, me. Nick something with his name? Nick. No, no, no, no, no. Nick, uh, I can't help you. I can't help you.

Nick, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nick Mullen. I never, I never went, I never went on there with my, real faith. And I went under my actual face. Did you see Nick Bolin talking about how he like, he was telling Tony Hinchcliffe how like Austin sucks now and he just didn't get it? And Johnny, being so fucking oblivious to like trying to suddenly tell him that you ruined Austin. Dick is there. Joe Rogan's dick is there. How could it suck? You and your dumb fucking comics ruined

Austin because he used to just be. My teeth look terrible. Look at me. I'm too young. I have, I have all this money and horrible teeth. What do you mean? There's a there's the pungent aroma of Doe Rogan's pee in the air? Like, what do you mean? How could this possibly be bad? Do you not smell his pungent penis? Do you not smell that? Christ.

Yeah. It's a good smell, actually. Don't make fun. Don't make fun. Yeah, it's like it's like it's vaguely eucalyptus. Yeah. That's good stuff. Oh, speaking of like humiliation and bad smelling stuff.

Akash had his wife on the latest flagrant episode. Oh, yeah. And they went through all the allegations of all the stuff. And they did a lot of damage control, but at the end of the day, Akasha ended up looking severely worse. And it's, it's just, I feel 2% bad for the guy. I really do because he's kind of in a, he's stuck. There's nothing he can do because she's an obvious, like, you know,

made excuses for everything. oh, when I said popping my pussy, I meant this. And there's like an urban dictionary that's non-sexual. And then they found like an urban dictionary definition that would be like, you know how everybody uses pop and pussy? But I guess in some circles, it just means getting dressed up really nice and dancing and shit. I'm like, okay. But you know, like explaining everything away, I was like, bro, this is.

See, the thing about it is that like that just comes across super defensive. Yeah. you know what I mean it's like that's like I can't remember who said this but like I remember this quote from like a long as time ago but like it was like something along the lines of like if you're explaining your losing type deal and to over explain it makes it feel like you're lying yeah yeah absolutely in certain settings that is 100% true and in that setting the way that they were it was a lot of damage goal they made fun but also really tried to okay oh so she really is a virgin oh this and all this like this all these things it was so fucking embarrassing. I was getting like second hand embarrassment, especially the way that she talks. For the flagrant stuff. Yeah. And then the way that she speaks. It's really funny seeing him. Because he's, he's, he's,

he's done. Like his, his respect is gone. Sure. Yeah. Like anyone that didn't adore him thinks he's just trash now. Is this trash now? And Andrew Schult has already been losing like a lot of real estate in people for a while because of a lot of the dumb shit he said that's resurfaced.

Also, I don't know why him and Charlemagne have a podcast. Like still, they're still going? Yeah, it's like why, Charlemagne's a moron. He's a moron. And then like, and and and then, and then Schultz is just a, just like, he's

just like offensive, funny in a way that it's like, you're not even trying to say anything. You're just, you're more focused on the joke than the thing most of the time and that doesn't work with a guy that's dumb. He lost the plot. He's dumb and black. He's dumb and black. He can't work with him. That's crazy.

Yeah, I didn't, I did hear Charlemagne, oh, I guess maybe it was on their other podcast because I saw that they were talking. And I can't believe they're still doing that shit. I didn't even know. Brilliant idiots. That fucking shit. I think it is. I think it is. I'm the pretty shirt still going on.

I get, I mean. They're such a shit about Zoran recently. Yeah, they were talking about a lot of stuff like that. And I saw Charlemagne, even Charlemagne being like, all right, like, you're kind of going too far. You're saying because like, even just like everybody agreeing that, oh, Trump putting out AI videos of the White House put on AI videos, shit and dropping shit from like a fucking plane or whatever. like that's so stupid. And then, oh, Andrew Schultz, oh, that's fire.

He's like, that's fire in something. He's like, you know, anybody else I would think that's cringe, but we all agree that Trump's so funny. And I'm like, bro, what are you fucking talking about? That's just sucked. It is like he's so close to understanding. That's what's so annoying. It's like, it's so cringe when other people do that.

And it's like, yeah, it's cringe when anybody does that. When anyone, yes. It's cringe in the first place. Yeah, I don't know. They're just so washed. It's crazy. It's so, it's so bad.

The Rogan's Fear is suffering and I'm here for it. Yeah, I'm a big, I'm a big buyer in to like all the, all the petty commentary, uh, videos about it. The fuck.

I tune in. I have notifications on for American readact. I'm kidding. That's crazy. It's really funny, but I get, I get excited. I'm like,

ooh, I'm going to make myself somebody eat. I'm going to sit down. I'm going to watch this. You know, I watched the couple. I used to, I kind of,

off recently, but comedy enforcement was a guy. There's a podcast cringe, some Australian guy who I started really liking. And then he made a second channel called podcast bits, and I'm like, all right, dude, you're milking this too hard. Calm down. I mean, it's smart. It's smart to do it. It's, it's, it is smart

also. It's me talking to come. We don't do it. We don't do it because we think it's annoying. And we just don't want to do that. But like, it is the smart thing to do to have like, oh, here's our bitch channel and here's our fucking, you know. Yeah, long form I guess. It's a fucking hassle. Like, all right, dude. But it's, it's a good,

it's a good economy to be in. And right now, if other people are thinking about becoming YouTubers, you might like, it's probably going to get swept up in the algorithm. You might as well. You might as well make Rogan's fear content. Let me tell you. People, people do not get enough.

I'm telling you as a, as a fan. I don't get it. Like, I'm always looking for, like, where's the next guy? To make fun of Andrew Shultz. Like, I want to see it. There's not enough voices out there. There's a gold rush right now of that too. I thought about doing,

I thought about making like a recap about it. You should. I don't care enough about it. Yeah, that's true. Just do glasses off real fast and just say, the Rogan Spear sucks. Yeah, just like 10 seconds. After 11 months of not posting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that. I have a joke in a script that I'm finishing up right now where I'm like I don't know if I want to I'm trying to figure out how I want to like if I want to put it in because it is it is vaguely it's playfully anti-Semitic but like I don't I'm here for it

I don't know so there's a there's a YouTuber I won't get it I won't say who we talked about Kings and I talked about it a little bit before but like he basically he makes popular kind of shorts driven content and he it came out or I think I saw recently that he has people sign a contract that says he can defame them but they can't defame him and i wanted to just like touch on it really quickly as like being uh spiritually israeli but i don't

know if i could i think i think i think it's hilarious as you say israeli idea anything related to that is i think it's pretty safe i'm joking you got to understand who you're going to summon if you do that i know i don't think that's the that's the that's the that's the that's the That's the thing that's annoying about it, right? Is that there's a lot of this stuff that I think is just hysterical. We're like, we, we,

we, we sent each other this shit all the time. There's, there's, there's videos on Instagram that I, that I, that I've seen that I'm like, bro,

like, and I see people like it. I'm like, I wouldn't like this, but like, I don't care. I'm like, say,

say, the worst is the worst. The worst is Derek. Derek is the worst. Like, you are the one that, like, you sigh,

because every, I saw one last night. That was, so absurd. I giggled for like 30 minutes. I forgot. Let me see if I could find it. Well, there's one that he showed at the very beginning of the last episode. One of, there's like a, there's a dude with a golden tooth. It's like Zach films or whatever. And he's like explaining a golden tooth and how they do it. And the guy with the golden tooth in the animation smiles and a Hasidic Jew just runs at like two frames per second to yank.

Yank the fucking tooth out of his face. And I'm like, Bro, that's so... There was one where there was this guy who he looked, some guy was like, if I drew you, it would be anti, if I drew an exact picture of you, it would be anti-Semitic. And then the next frame of the video is a drawing of him. And he's like, too late. Of course.

That's crazy. It's great. I have that video. Do we have to clarify the obvious when we talk about these things? I think now I hate that you. I really, I legitimately hate doing that shit, but it's like for people that are just so fucking brain dead,

you kind of have to. If you're stupid, if you're stupid, the government of Israel sucks. If you're Jewish, whatever. There you go. I didn't care less.

I was so fucking annoying. Oh, it's gone. They got rid of it. Oh, well. It'll be up in 15, 15 seconds.

Remember that dude, that guy? That is that like the Expo? He's at that fucking, he's at that Jewish Expo. I couldn't fucking believe it. I was like, this is a real thing.

We're like, oh, that bank, that ATM machine shoots out money every 30 minutes and it shows all those Hasidic Jews. I like grabbing the money. I couldn't fucking believe it.

It's real. It looks like one where some guy was on a banister at a mall and he was dropping change. And they were literally picking it up. And I'm like, this is, who is making these things? Like this is.

It's so bad. I don't like them. I genuinely, I have, I actually be like, all right, I have to click, not interested. I want to see how deep it goes. That's why I click. I have to get a bunch of because it's, it's, it's, I don't, for even, for Indians and Jewish people, I like purpose.

I'm like, all right, I got a, I can't. I get it. Algorithm is like clearly arming people mentally against them and it's not okay. I cannot be a part of this. Because it's not even like a bunch of black stuff anymore. You don't even see the videos of, so N-word be popping on people saying it. No, no, I know. A couple of them.

It's shifted away. And it's like, what's going on? The unfortunate reality is that it's going to, it's going to, you watch it and you can acknowledge like that's a wild video or like, oh, this is like a, this is funny that this is that this happens to be happening. Yeah. But you know that they're like, you know, you're not the majority of people, sub 80 IQ people watching it and being like, yeah.

Yeah. Fuck these people for the way they're bored. And it's like, all right. Oh, yeah. It was like, dude, one time. one time in one of my videos, there was some chick that was popping off, or no, it was like a seminar or something about talking about racism and metal, which is an interesting topic if you're actually talking about the legitimate racist sub genres of metal and all this stuff that's intertwined in it, which I watched like a 40-minute video about some Asian dude was talking about this shit from he's up by San Francisco. And I was like, this is a really interesting video talking about his history and his interactions. But this seminar, it was like in that fucking the blue hair era where the dumbest fucking people were on like podiums and just saying nonsense or something.

And I made a little joke about like, I have proof how racist metal is. And I just took one of Hitler's speeches and I kind of synced it with the death metal song. And it looked like Hitler was singing the song. And I was like, oh, and then like marching. And it was like, it was nicely synced. Oh, this happened years ago. I remember this. A long time ago, but then a guy messaged me.

Yo, that shit was fucking hilarious. Could you send me a clip of that? And I checked this channel. I mean, his Twitter and it was just nothing but Nazi shit. And I'm like, how to, first of all, why do you have it? Why do you watch me? Why do you watch this gentleman with the black skin? Well, you know why.

Second of all, like. You know why they watch you, Derek. You're a good one of the good ones, Derek. I'm one of the good ones, boy. You made, you made fun of colored hair people or made videos. that were insulting the BLM movement for the stupid aspects of it. And they were like, oh, I mean, listen.

Sound one. Listen, it's, we got you. And they fucking draped it upon you. It's very obvious, you know, like, because you look at how far Kandasone's gone. We get it. But like, it's just, the same thing with Chris.

It was just a Hispanic man who looks, who looks like in appearance and the way he jokes would fit in that group 100%. If Chris wanted a grift, I mean, with that, with that, like skin and that square jaw, he could go very far. I absolutely could have been where Fuences is right now.

100. If I had leaned into it, like it was insane. If you guys had a debate, I think Quintes would be over. Like, but you would have to really, you would have to be more overtly. Because you'd be like, I would have had to dedicate myself to being the worst.

And I just, I couldn't, I couldn't. Because what you have over Fentz is like, you're, you're not gay passing. And I think the, and I think the, what is this, what is this, people called again? That's so fucked up, but that's really true. That is crazy. You're probably not wrong. But I think that also what is this people called allies, the boyper. The Groypers.

The Groypers would appreciate that. Like, because they'd be like, I think they still have a little bit of like, ah, like, I love this guy, but he's also gay as shit and it kind of upsets me. I don't, I think that definitely embolden to him again, in Boydance his people, because there's a lot of them are probably gay. I'm sure there's a significant portion that are gay, absolutely. Yeah. But I think what Chris has over them is that he has a community of people that look different behind him. So it'll make them feel good. Oh, man. We'll prop them up too. Exactly. That's it'll make them feel good. Because you like, yeah. Because you have, you have the actual like ability to be like fame. Because everybody, people that are racist don't want to be called racist. They want to be raised. They don't want to be actually called it. Right. So what happens is that you could go out and you'd be like, well, most of my culture's friends are black people. And you can just say objective. racist shit. But I'm actually Hispanic.

Here's my parents speaking Spanish. Yeah. But they should leave. But they should leave. But they should leave. I would have to sell my entire family and all my friends out.

I'll say foet. You know, leave. Afuea. You know, you have like real, you have real, unfortunately,

because you would lose all those people, but you have real ammo to go into that war with. I would lose everybody, but I would be so set. I would be, I wouldn't have to work. wouldn't have to worry about anything ever again bro because i wonder if he has friends like actually

does he have like people he hangs out no of course not he's always like doing he's always doing his show everybody he meets he like turns on or like you know like it's always like he does not go outside like no every time he goes outside a lady comes up to him i just front of door i forgot that he fucking uh pepper sprayed an old lady that's crazy in fairness you should you should be approaching people's houses you absolutely should not but i if i saw that old lady. Now listen, if she had,

if I saw an old lady approaching my house, I would have, uh, I would have launched a, like a, like a, like a globule of hot tar via trebicee.

Oh. That's bad her direction. What I would have done is I would have went and I would have got my war dog from, from dragon and Georgians. I would have my war dog and I would let me like go go feed on her. Fucking giant fucking. What are they called the Mubaris or some shit? I forgot.

There's so, they're so ugly. Yeah. I love. the mind in the game, but they're so hideous. They're the best, though. And aggressively built. They look like if someone, you know,

Spike from from freaking Looney Tunes? No. Or Tom and Jerry, Spike from Tom and Jerry. Imagine someone fused that with a St. Bernard. Guys. Yeah, that's about right. I have an idea. I have a pitch. Yeah.

Home alone remake, but it's Nick Fuentes dealing with being doxed. And he's got a booby-travel his house and booby trap the outside from the people who want to go confront him like that old lady was walking up to the up to the door and it just a close up of her foot stepping on

like that nail yeah and you know what we call it you know what we call it homo alone I thought I thought it was actually going to be scene and scene print

first draft done it's like sir we've only written the title let's go just make it up printed make it up right now I'm setting up the premiere next week oh do we have a shot list do you have a shot list no not even what even is that

stop talking to me what is that I don't work here I'll eat you alive right now I'll devour you right here Oh, God. Anyway, should we move on to some questions? Yeah, yeah. He's hit a movie. Yeah. Homo.

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Just found out from my YouTube premium recap. I forgot that we had the Spotify wrapped in all that stuff. Mm-hmm. YouTube premium recap that I'm in the top. 0.4% of viewers so I hope you show some respect and read this kidding, love you. If you ever had, if you ever had to enter a villain arc,

who would you target and what kind of fuckery would you get up to? I would target Kingston for sure. Such a waste. I would target, I would target, um, I have a funny one because I have a funny one because if just be insane.

Somebody making hate videos about this guy. Because, like, Elvis, the alien, it would be so funny. If I'm a villain arc, like, targeting Elvis to alien. That's one of my boys. And then, like, me, just, like, constantly, like, he makes a video. Meekin. I immediately make it top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Meat Canyon. Let's turn against Meat Canyon. Yeah, I want to haunt him. Another one of our friends. Yeah. He's nothing but nice. It's, um, just consistently making hate videos on him. He, he, he makes,

a video, I stream his whole video, I constantly take breaks, I get up I walk right from the screen and I'm just insulting every frame of what he does. I take, I take frames of his videos print them out in a on a printer next to me, take the paper and wipe my ass with them every 10

seconds. I do that for an entire stream, 10 hour stream. Your asshole is bright. At a certain point you're not wiping shit you're wiping blood. Yeah, for sure. Like the color of red is bleeding out into the rest of the room now. Like it's like the walls the walls are starting to look red not because they're staying with anything

It's just like the sheer redness of my asshole It looks like that stranger things place Where the freaking a girl got kidnapped to Yeah it looks like it looks like Vecna's pussy Yeah The stuff I messed The I did want to read this specifically because yeah

There were YouTube premium recaps Appreciate everybody who Uh shared those with us What was mine? I got one I was pretty impressed My YouTube recap is completely fake. It's like, what is this? It's like your favorite Martian or shit like that? No, I just got a really confusing text from a random number.

Do you want grilled steak? The fuck? This is definitely a wrong number. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. So mine, it's so fragmented because sometimes I'm usually logged into the Snartank account because I like to just be able to like check on, you know, just check on the video when it's live or like when it's,

I like to check on the new episodes when they're like in the unlisted version sometimes. It's just get a head start on like clips if there are anything or whatever. So my real YouTube account and the Star Tank YouTube account are kind of like more accurate to be, but it's all fragmented. My YouTube recap was just all Ridge Racer Type 4. It was all Ridge Racer Type 4 music because that's what I play on. That's the music that I have looping in the backgrounds of all my streams when I stream. So like it was it was just like it was just completely. like none of this is accurate.

I think that I think number three of my top view channels was accurate. But like everything above that is like fake. So it's like my top. My top two are very clearly. It's like one of this, a Star Wars Lord channel.

Then it's comics explained, obviously. It's like my most watch. Lame. Doesn't the most watch YouTube channel since like 2004. Did you guys, did you guys do Spotify raps where you got your listening age and all that shit? Yeah. What was it?

I would guess for mine is. Uh, I would guess for, No. What was it? 97. Well, it's a medium of those two. Mine is 63. You're listening to age of 63?

Loser. Mine was like, 70s music. That's right. Mine was 39. So not. Mine clocked. Perfectly. You get six?

I got. Yeah, I listened to nothing but. Bluey. And what else is? What does the blues clues? Peppa pig and shit. Yeah. We are, we are Charlie Kerr.

Yeah, we are Charlie Kirk. Unfortunately, by the time I really found that shit on Spotify, they already had everything calculated. I was like, damn, I wish that would have bled into my shit. No, my age was 38, which clocked me just about right, because most of the stuff I listened to came out in the mid-2000s. Dude, you know what's a bummer? Is that, like, my Spotify raps was sabotaged too this year

because it said, it's hilarious. Like, my top five albums, it's all, it's like number one, One and two were Rise Against albums. Three was Mayhem, I think, by fucking Lady Gaga. And then four and five were other Rise Against albums. But that was only true because the new Rise Against album came out. And I hated it so much that I went back and listened to all the other ones and being like, was it really? Is this, is this?

Am I misremembering these old albums or whatever? And I'm just like, oh, no, it's just this new one's like mixed really, really terribly. Yeah. But. Yeah. But so because of that, because of that, because of that. like spree of trying to like reassert my groundings and my

reassert my foundations. It is completely tagged. Like I think it's more accurate to say like Viagra boys and stuff was like in my top listen and all that stuff. But it's like who I wonder Oh well. Yeah. My yeah my my wife. My rap is the same kind of music. It's also the same kind of like

fucking Coke rap Coke uh, fucking R&B soul uh, fucking dance hall music like wait my second favorite this year was fucking reggaeton which doesn't make sense to me you're gay because it's not a reggaeton that much you love regitone ginkson i i kind of love it

yeah i kind of love it but like i don't think it'd be my second favorite kind of music like a year my yeah my it was earl sweatshers always one of the top ones for me like usual that makes sense since 2012 has been too the erl sweatshirt you know what's so weird uh my youtube is So my Spotify is completely not correct because for I use a spot of I don't I guess I watch way more YouTube than I actually use Spotify. It in the way that like even a lot of times I'm on Spotify when I release a new song or something, I check it on Spotify. And then I go and I look at the numbers. And because of stuff like that, it always puts me on the list. And I'm like, that's not an accurate representation.

Me too. Yeah. It does that for me too as well. Yeah. So I'm like, okay. You are in one, you are 1.1% of 0.0.0. I actually, one guy messaged me that was, I think he was like the number one or two by just sheer numbers. When I looked at my numbers versus what he showed me, I was like, why do you listen to my shit this much?

This is crazy. But my, my YouTube actually makes sense because it's just MBA content because I just watch like way too much like I don't, since it's, since it's fucked if you want to watch. actual games. I just watch highlights. So the NBA channel is my number one channel I watch, which is gross. It kind of makes me mad, but also I watch, I just watch the highlights because you know, you want to pay over $100 if you want to catch every NBA game. Like a month. I love watching NBA content now because it's just like, I love seeing people, Bronny James play basketball and be so unremarkable. It makes me really happy because he's just a product. he is a product

he is literally a product of nepotism that will ruin his career and it's so fucking unbelievable yeah you should go back to the G-League there is no there's no reason he should be in the upper league right now because all he's doing is literally stifling his ability because he's not

NBA level yet yeah it is what it's really sad because he has the talent to be amazing his dad just wanted to make his story letting him succeed that is not letting him succeed because they want money more than letting him succeed and it's fucking hilarious.

I think I legitimately like since Braun's going to be out pretty soon he just wanted to play with his son and just made it happen. The moment LeBron is gone, they are kicking him off that team. I'm leaving. They're like, you got to find a new team.

We're not even going to find one for you. You got to find one. I wish they would trade LeBron and Bronn together like as a package. But you know, it's not going to happen. But yeah, I still watch. LeBron is still good, dude.

He's good, but also he's taking up too much caps space on the Lakers. Of course. Like even before he missed 16 games, I think before he came, before he played his first game this season. Because he had Seatica. And the Lakers are doing extremely well without him. And he came back and like, you know, he's doing all right. Everything's, he's helping. He actually, you know, he did an, he had an assist.

And then Rui Hachimori hit a game winner last night. So it was a really great moment. but I also get the fuck off my team you're absorbing $50,000 million dollars Get the fuck out of you. No, no, refuse. No, I refuse. What happened, Chris?

You're fucking, what'd you read? Oh, no, no, I was just prepping the next question. Oh, okay. The Stark Tank's only non-binary fan wrote in. He says, hello, id, ego, and super ego. Over the weekend, I got really drunk with friends and I showed them all the video of the horse falling off the bridge.

Prior to flipping my screen, I had a brief moment of clarity debating if showing this party a video of an animal definitely falling its falling to its demise would come off as psychotic. I think that horse is dead.

I think it either die or upon impact or it was dead. I think it was dead and they were just like I don't know throw it over. Lifting up a horse

and doing that is impressive. Yeah, I mean, especially because it was just one child lifting up the horse. Yeah. Crazy video. Yeah.

One strong Mexican boy. One strong Mexican boy with one really big arm and one really tiny arm. He said, so anyway, he says, lucky, lucky the gamble paid off. Luckily, the gamble paid off and it's become a recurring bit to randomly send the video to each other. My question is, was there ever a time you can remember where you took a gamble on a joke, meme, or a video and it paid off? Or was there ever a time where it fell completely flat, making you look like an insane person?

Oh, God. That's our friend group. It's falling flat. It can't fall flat in our friend group because we don't care. like we've we've we've we've we've grown so comfortable in saying whatever the fuck we want for one of us to laugh that it will make someone else laugh so it's not even when it's gonna fall flat if something falls flat it's almost funnier that it falls flat yeah because then it's because then it's like then it becomes like what the fuck's going on what the fuck is that why would you why would

you think why would you play this and then it becomes a bit about like why the fuck would you play this So like, I know for a fact I've done this. I can't remember the specific like details of it. But like I know for sure like early on I think in like high school and stuff when I was like trying to find my friend. There were videos that I thought were funny that I would like share and it was like, no, this is not it. Or like I remember specific. I remember having it done a lot to me specifically because people didn't seem to understand that there's like an acceptable length of a video to share with a person. You know what I mean?

Like there's like there's a point where it becomes like. Like, don't share this with me. Right. Unless you're going to send it to me and I can watch it on my own schedule on my own time without like the pressure of like eyes. But like if you're going to send me a video that's like 45 seconds or longer, are you just going to be like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just just wait for it. No. Skip to the part you want to see or just don't show me.

Yeah. You know, I've always been very good about that. I don't think I've ever shown people like videos that. them to sit there and like wait for the thing to happen because I'm very aware of that. Yeah, it sucks. It's an awful experience. Yeah. Because then it's never, because you're already uncomfortable because you're locked into this

thing. And now like even if even if that thing would have made you laugh if you watch it by yourself, now you're probably less likely to laugh. Yep. Yeah. I'm like that with memes with a lot of text too. I'm like, I don't. Nope.

I'll just say, I'm not reading that. Who says me with a button? Like, that's crazy doing that. That's doing it. It's insane. Some people. Some people just need to, they need to, they need you to feel the way they felt when they saw this and I'm like, it's not going to work that way, asshole. That's the, it doesn't work that way. I don't respect you. I don't like you. I'm actually plotting your downfall right now. As well, you really. Like, I hate you so much. I'm in my room, jorking my shit to you failing at life. I'm in my room, stroking my shit to you not succeeding. Damn. Yeah. Pulverizing my shit. My shit looked like a fucking gummy worm dead. I heated up gummy worm to that. You know what I remember vividly? It's like, I remember sharing Dragon's Dragon's Ball P.

Do you remember that? Oh, yeah, of course. The Oni and G video? Hell yeah. I remember sharing that in like high school or something with like this person who like did not appreciate it at all. Really? They got like genuinely offended by it. They were like Dragon Ball is like kind of like.

We got offended by that. Dude, like I, I knew somebody who got it. Well, I didn't, I didn't stick with them for very long after that because I was like, I can't. I can't be on the spectrum. The fuck? I mean, maybe in retrospect, I don't. know. I don't remember much about, like, I only knew him for like maybe like a couple of weeks. It was like when I was like learning. It was like when I was like moving or when I moved to a new

place and I was like kind of like feeling out certain people and like learning. When I, I, I definitely risked it with a lot of my friends because I remember my friends at Starbucks. You were, I was me and Lily, me and just started dating. And we were at like a, do you guys know about, um, yes. We're at a round table pizza in Monrovia. I hate that place. I don't know. But you probably Derek might know. I don't know. I don't know. But we got a round two pizza. And you're just like, you were going, you were talking about fucking like random botion. He's like, yeah, I'm a big fan of deep fried dank memes.

And I was like, oh, interesting. Who said this? My, one of my good friends. I was like, I'm a fan of deep fried thank means. And I was like, what do you mean by deep fried dank means? And what does that mean? And he was like, well, I don't really like, he's like, nah, I just, I'm not going to, don't worry about it.

And then I was like, dude, show me one of your memes. And he showed me an image of a little baby with no arms and no. legs and it was like new fleshlight just dropped and I was like that was a risky risk because that was that is a crazy meme that is that is a crazy thing to show somebody that is a crazy name to show somebody that that is crazy off the rip that's a like for as a first meme to share with somebody that's kind of already friends are we already friends we already like laughed about shit but it was never like anything wild yeah and he showed me this and I was like I looked at it and I was like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I was laughing.

my ass on. And that's the longest, like that group chat that we've had on Instagram with that friend group has been going on for 10 years now. It is a 10 year long group chat. You got to scroll the way up and see what's, see what's there. I am afraid because it was back, because that was started when like 2000 like, well, no, maybe not 10, maybe eight or nine. But that group chat started when Instagram was bugging when Instagram was just like the wild west. You can see anything on there. I mean, it's still kind of is arguably. It's no, it's more racism now. But, Before was just like for real bullshit. Like any kind of dump you can see.

But it's unfortunate because I kind of missed that because I do, I do think raised them is hilarious. I feel like you're crazy to not understand that that's what it is. Like I've seen people die on Instagram like recently. I was somebody dying Instagram in a while. It's it's very much so like they're likely gone. But like you sent me recently in the last like couple of months an Instagram video called from dying on cam. Like you sent you sent that to me. Yes.

But that's a. assumption. It's a very safe assumption they die, but they're not like, like, we're not going to find videos that the guy pulled a grenade out of his pocket anymore on Instagram. That was what it was at his Twitter. No, it was Instagram. Whatever. It was Insta. I swear. Like, that was peak and stuff. And like shit like that, you see it. You're like, yo, this is mad for you. Yes. Yeah, absolutely. Now it's peak for Gooners. Gooners is peak now for them. It is, it is peak for gunners. They have free ultimate real estate. Whatever you want. like the algorithm will give it to you.

You just got to get there. So if I were to look up some cheeks and then press like and then keep scrolling up, you know, swiping up. I'd be looking up. You're fucked. I'd be looking up buff women with rods, with rods, with rods on them. And it's, it's there. It's fucking there.

With rods on them. Oh, fucking rods, bro. Like, uh, transgender bodybuilders. No, there's, no, no, no, no. What are we talking about then? Well, they're women. They're women. They've always been women.

But they're equipped with... Whatever. Whatever. Intersex. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah. And that...

You're gay, nigga. You're gay. You're gay. You're gay. You're gay. You can do about it. In that relative sphere. In a relative sphere.

Yeah. So I do want to read this because I think this is hysterical. So this guy's name is changing my name to... So it cuts off. I'm going to assume what it says. Okay. Changing my name to Pleo TCA so that I can get, so that I can also get like four questions read. And then PliotCA comments, LaMau, what is this?

Oh my God. That's dog shit. It was a dog shit movie. Well, no, no, no. I mean, like, there's an actual question. Oh, okay. I just thought the fact that he responded was fucking, I thought that was funny. But he says, hello.

Long time patron, first time listener. Confusing. Whatever, man. Let them be. Let them be. I mean, if you wanted to donate to us all this time, it only start listening now. Purple rain. That's fine by me. He says, what are each of your picks for Game of the Decade of the 2010s? So 2010s through 2020.

And what's the frontrunner for 2020s so far? Always like the idea since the Spike Video Game Awards gave it to Half-Life 2 in 2010 for the 2000s. What would the, man. 2010 game of the decade wait so but we can we even so just what's the front runner right now what's the front runner right now

I guess we're halfway through okay it's interesting what has impacted you the most in the past five years so 2010 right the 2010 thres because that's a little I think that might be more of a

search for my mind there's more things to go through fair based off the 2010 20s I'm gonna go red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, it's probably...

That's a decent answer. Yeah. For me, there's Witcher 2. Richard 3, Redemption 2. There's Breath of the Wild, obviously. Are you doing too much? There's Overwatch. What the fuck? Get that fuck.

Get that shit out of here. It might not be my favorite game, but that game sort of reignited that that kind of video game and I hate you all for it. There's good and there's bad of it, man. I think that game is done.

a lot of dumb shit, but it's also... If you look at... If you're into that type of shit, yeah, you fucking... I get it. I get it. I totally get it. There's an objective argument to be made for Fortnite, I think. Yeah, absolutely. There's an objective argument to be made for Red Dead 2. There's, I think, a fairly objective argument to be made about Skyrim also.

Was Skyrim that generation? It was early. It was the earliest of it, but yeah. It was the earliest, but I mean, like, the sheer... The legs on that game is crazy. crazy. Like the shit, like, and I understand that it's like modding and all that stuff, but like, hey man, it's a part of the game. Um, it's part of it, man. And, uh, the fact that the fact that Kingston played Skyron for the first time in like 20 fucking 16 or whatever and liked it is, it's kind of like wild. Oh, he, he played it when it was the remastered version came out. I played it when it was actually a good game. Yes. I didn't play it when it was fucking dog shit. It was, it was fine. PS3 was it was pretty bad on PS3. It was bad on PS3. PS3 was hilarious. Yeah. three got the short end of the stick on so many multi-platform games it's crazy like everything everything was slower

you know I found out that like blue ray has like a really um like blue ray deteriorates like super quick because like the the protective layer over the data the data layer is like fucking a hair like it's like a hair's thick

thickness and it's like oh cool but um but yeah so I think those are the ones that I think like I think Fortnite probably objectively is up there. I think. That makes a lot of sense. Skyrim and Red Dead 2, I think, are up there. I would probably say, it's between Red Dead 2 and Skyrim for me.

I would say generationally, like, just depending on what part of where you were born, I think, yeah, Skyrim and Fortnite are like, it just depends on when you were born. But I think those are very two safe answers. I can't, I can't deny that like I still, like, every now and again, especially around this time, I still get like a weird itch to play Skyron. And sometimes I do,

and sometimes I don't, but like it happens. And I don't think there's like, there's not many games that I can say I have that with. And I say that it's somebody who didn't even really, like, I really liked, I got really into Skyrim in like 2011 and 2012. Like I was, into it.

But like, I never, I didn't fall in love with it. You know what I mean? Like, I was never like, oh, I love this story, you know,

or anything like that. Like, it was literally just like, this was just a genuinely, authentically pleasant experience the entire time that I play. it. Yeah. And that's worth considering, I think. I know a lot of people are going to be like,

Oh, Skyrim. Yeah. Yeah, probably Skyrim. But Red Dead 2 is up there, dude. Like Red Dead 2 is impressive as fuck. And that's actually probably another game that I do have, oh no, GTA4. I do have that weird itch. No, sorry, sorry, five, five, five, five.

Five is, it's five. It's five. It's five. Maybe not to us. Not to us, but it is five. Success goes, sure. Online maybe online Yeah GJ online They're still selling copies of that game I think that game is

Overall pretty I don't want to say mediocre necessarily But like it doesn't do anything for me I don't have any desire to jump back into that game I only desire that I have to revisit Greta Theta 5 is just the The fact that I know that I haven't finished it Oh

Like I never finished GTA 5 Like I finished GT4 They're just hard games for me to finish Because like they're so long and they're like they're kind of repetitive and you know they're not the most enthralling video games if you're not just fucking around in them

I think I look I think GTA 5 got very boring for me but I think that game is a fantastic video game I think even in its base without even adding online online takes it to a different extreme where it's like that is like one of the best online spaces to exist and if you want to just have fun and do shit and like the risk gets simulator effectively

yeah but when it comes to the base game It is a fantastic game. Like truly it is a well-designed, huge map. Yeah. With a lot of diversity, a lot of things to do. So the question asked, like, what is ours? So what would be yours, though? Oh, mine would be probably either Red Dead or Red Dead.

Take one. One, niggas. I'm thinking, it's hard to do that. Because I say, I guess I'll go Red Dead. I guess. All right. Yeah, that's good. I'm going to stick with Skyrim.

Skyrim is mine too I because when I was thinking about like Mass Effect 3 had a big impact on me but not as as big as two obviously but three I really the score the and there's a lot of things to that

but the sheer amount of hours and accounts that I've had like there's on multi-platforms you know yeah I did not there's games that I think are better yes there's many games that I think are better than Skyron.

Yes. I think Prey 2017 is one of those. Like Prey 17, 2017 is fucking immaculate. And there's a lot of games like that. I just feel like I can't deny it, man. Like there's something, there's like a,

there's like a Genesee Quad of Skyrim. Like it's, it's, it's simple. It's, it's, it's a little archaic. It's very charming.

I love, I love that there are like five voice actors in the whole game. It makes it, it makes it feel like, it makes it feel like, an indie game. Yeah. I don't know.

It's not the best game, but it's definitely the game of the decade for me, I think. And going into the 2020s, that's harder. We've only got five years, I guess. I think the winner's objective now. I think it might change next year, every game that can compare to it. Grant the Thotho six. Yeah.

I think it probably will be. But I think right now the winner is like very clear cut. It's Baldur's Gate 3. I think like, I think there's games that are, there's all, I think this year. Like I think this half decade has been insane for video games. It has been really good, I think. 2023, 2021, and 2025 have been wild video game years. Yeah.

And 2020 in its own right as well too. But I think when it comes to like a game that truly broke the mold for like, Hey, this happens when studios really try to make a great game, it's that game. It's like right there. I think Claire Spears another fantastic video game. I don't think Claire of Secure is going to be game of the day. It's not Baldurzgate 3. It's a game of the year for sure, but I don't know if it'll be game of the decade.

I think it would be BG3 if it came out the same time? Probably not. No, no, no. I think they're, I think they're very different. And I think Ballard's Gate 3 is, is just more, it's just bigger. It's, it is more sophisticated, but it's more impressive. Country mild, the amount of stuff you can do. And it's an indie, and it's an independent studio.

They made that themselves. They didn't have any big name attached to it. They didn't have such as Wizards of the Coast. and they suck dick. So the fact they made a good game is impressive, actually. Yeah, like, it's not, it's definitely not fucking blackmouth Wukong. It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, you wouldn't put that shunning up there? No, as a game of the decade, no, as a game of the decade now.

Also, that's a 2019 game, I think. Death Stranding? No, it might, no, Death Stranding might be 2020 actually. I don't even know. I think it's nice. I'm trying to think of what November 8th, 2019. I would say, it's interesting. I would, right now, for me, it's between

Baldersgate and surprisingly playing cyberpunk. Like, I was really surprised at how much I enjoyed that game. Like, I really surprised me. I, everything, everything I like about cyberpunk is in BG3, but better. Unfortunately, I hate to say that. Yeah, I understand.

Every, every aspect of RPG in that game and badass characters and cool interactions, like, I love Cympunk, 2027. Like, to the point that I even bought, the freaking RPG books and like shit like that and I've even DM directly the guy that that made it and got DMs back from like he is he's like he's scared he's black off so he wasn't he blocked you he was like oh you're a fellow black person that's a nerd I appreciate you they're gonna try to kill you they're gonna try to kill you you go up you go up you go try to yeah I'm looking

at a lot of these and I'm just like yeah it's not yeah it just it ain't it ain't it ain't makes sense like I would have to say I just I think we DTA comes out there will be a challenge. Here's what it's going to be. Here's what it's going to be between, I think. It's going to be between Bollosier 3, Grand The Thought 06, and if the rumors are to be believed, and there's actually... Elder Scrolls? No.

Maybe, I mean, like, they could surprise. Oh, shit, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it could be. I don't want to... They could maybe do it. But, like, I think... Dude.

there's pretty good evidence to suggest now. And by the way, like, this has been said for many, many years at this point. Conkers bad for a day. There's good evidence to suggest that Half-Life 3 is, in fact, real. Because there were files related to what people assume would be Half-Life in Dota that were found recently. And there's a Rubin that it's going to be shown at the Game Awards. I don't think it's going to be shown at the Game Awards, but I think it's real.

Can I be honest, Chris? I think it's just too late for half-life, unfortunately. I don't think you understand. I just think it's too late, man. I think they can make a great game. I don't think it's going to be... Listen, I don't think it's going to be mind-belowing, unfortunately. On the game box?

Come on, man. That's smart. I think you underestimate. You have to understand, Valve is in a stronger position to make something like that than Rockstar is. I agree. Which is insane. I don't know. agree, right? I 100% agree. I think that Valve has the potential to make it, but I think it's

just taken too long. I think no matter what they make, no matter how they make it, is this going to be like, that's cool. This feels like it came out. It should have come out 15 years ago. They've never made anything like that, though. That's kind of the thing. That's also another jot, though. Like, I agree. Look, I think, I think they have the money. They have the manpower. they can do it. Do I think it's going to work? No. It's too much empty space between time, you know?

I don't know about that. Like, I just, I don't know about that. That's like, um... Hope I'm absolutely wrong. I hope I'm fucking, completely incorrect. I hope they put half-light three out. And it's to the point that I'm, I have to contemplate sleeping or playing that game.

I agree that I could see most studios. Most studios would probably be in that position, but I think Valve is in this weird. Like, dude, they may, They made almost, they made almost objectively the best VR game ever. Alex. Alex is pound for pound the most AAA VR experience that can exist because they're the only people who don't have a financial incentive. To like, they'll, they make the game.

And then they're like, yeah, we can, we can donate like AAA resources to this VR game because we make money off of every game sold on Steam. So we're never in danger. like we we can afford to build this thing. I don't know if it'll happen. They have the power. I think they have the power to do it. But if it happens by the end of the decade, I think it's undoubted,

like that would undoubtedly be like, in the running. Well, you have confidence that it would be what people want. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I, well, whether it'll be what people want is a different thing, but I do think it'll be good because like they just don't. I love half life.

I like Half Life One a lot. I love Half-Life 2. That game is mad. I feel reversed. Really? I think Half-Life 1 is... I like Half-Live 1 more. I think Half-I-One has way better level design.

I think that's a fact. I think Half-Life 2 is just more fun to play, in my personal opinion. Feels of the physics engine you get to use. Yeah, yeah. The physics is cool. I think... I think it's less cohesive. Why don't we get Gabe Newell on the podcast right now?

Let's get Gabe now. We're having Gabe come in right now. What if we invade a... on his computer. He's just fucking doing something different. He's on a podcast now. Can't turn it off. He's building Half-Live. I think we confirm it on this show. How fucking embarrassing would that be

if they had to like cite this show right? For breaking Half-Life 3. I don't know, man. I hope I hope it's good. I think I think Which or Four might have a chance to do it too. Maybe I, man. I don't know. Listen, unfortunately the fucking

culture war rejects have a little bit too much power and could really just solely the vibes of that shit. What's crazy is that I saw that. And like, I saw that. Like,

all my friends saw, everybody I know that's a real person. And they were like, oh, that's fucking cool. Siri looks pretty hot. She's older now. She's a different part of the world.

I'm excited to see what happens. I wonder if Gerald's around. That's what we thought. That's what we all thought. We were like, oh, this looks pretty interesting. No one was like, oh.

And then. fucking so many other people that they're not the majority but like there's loud as fuck And you have as my gold What the hell There's a female witcher And it's like wow if anyone

It's not a female witcher named Deborah From fucking Newark New Jersey It's the character that's had She's essentially been a witcher the whole time Then they move the goalposts no it's about she's ugly That's the problem and she's ugly And then you know it is like you sure Now the ghost of Yote it's a problem

Oh, it's not going to sell this and this. And it's like, well, it's sold this many units. Well, it isn't sold as much as this. The game's only been out for a few fucking months. What are you talking about? Like, they just keep... I loved watching Colin. What they're doing?

It's crazy. I loved watching Colin. I'm talking to that one guy. I'm trying to explain to him. He tried to explain to him like just regularly. And then it turned into a point where Colin was like, I have to talk to you like you're a child. So I'll do that.

And he started to talk to him like he didn't understand the language. speaking. Yeah. And I'm like, that's how you, that's how you have to talk to a lot. Wild. Did you see what people were saying about mystique in the new Wolverine game? Did you see that? Oh, I did not see about it. What's on? So like there was a trailer right for the Wolverine game and shit. He's just like in fake fucking, you know, South American country or wherever the fuck he's at, fucking people up. And then like you get to see mystique, but like from the side and they're like, oh, she's ugly. Oh, man, they're fucking D.E.I. Mystique. I swear to God. And I'm like, can I say this? Can I say this though about about insomnia?

Uh-huh. She'll probably be pretty ugly. Insomnia is not good at making attractive models. I don't know what it is. I'm not even disputing that, like that she is. Especially the first time. I don't care that she's ugly. They'll be really back than the second time.

Right. It doesn't matter fundamentally. Yeah, because like it is weird. We have talked about that like, oh, these characters do not look attractive. They look weird. Miles in the first game, bro. Dude, I'll never, I'll never. forget when I said that around

Chris the first time I was like he was like a monkey and the way you we were in our house the way you turned around you were like bro what the fuck are you saying right now we were in our living room and I said that and you you like look over our couch in like disbelief that I said something like that

you were like what the fuck did you say to me exactly the exaggerated swag of a chump oh my god the exaggerated swag of a chip dude Miles looks really stupid His costume at the end of that of Spider-Man 2 looks really stupid I think Miles looks great in the second game

I think in the first game he looks Why? What about that costume at the end of Spider-Man 2 Where he's got his scary I don't hate that costume But I also think like that's not You should you should have It's a bad costume

Do you know you have you played Spider-I? You played Spider-Man 2 right Derek or no No I actually So I was waiting for Black Friday I was with to Google I was Googling you. You? Because you,

I was, I was Googling Derek. Derek, you play to show Derek something. No, I didn't play it because I was actually, because I want to play it on, I want to play it on PC.

And, right, right, I mean, it's been out for a while. So I was waiting for Black Friday. And I was expecting to be cheaper. It pissed me off.

It wasn't. They're just stubborn. It was like, it was like 40 bucks. And I'm like, fuck you. That's just too high, I think.

I was like, fuck you. What the fuck is this? Like, it's been, out forever. This, it came out on, by the time it came out on Steam, it was out forever. It's time to fucking make it way cheaper and they just, they won't budge.

And so, Derek, uh, check this out. I'm going to send you, uh, I'm going to send you a link to an image. Uh, this is a close up, to be fair, but, uh, you get the, you get the general vibe of this. It's a, I'm putting in the chat. The studio chat. Yeah, that's, uh, so. Oh, shit. Yeah, I'm not a fan.

I don't like that at all actually Yeah I just don't I don't like I think that costume It's a fucking ugly suit He looks like he looks like he looks like he's covered in fucking toothpaste It's crazy Aqua fresh dude he looks like aqua fresh I just think the

I just think coldate spider man It's fucking crazy I understand what they're trying to do You were like imagine if a nigger made a costume himself. That's what they're trying to do. Like, because I don't know. I think there's acid of it that are good, but it's like overall, I just don't like that. I think if the color was on the spider only or somewhere on his back, that would have been

fine, like the blue. Look, we're not trying to get the super deep. I just wanted to show him that because I just think the hair is so stupid looking. It's a little, I will say, though, the hair looks good, though, the consistency. Yeah, the texture of it looks good. It's just a terrible way to design. Because, like, first of all, why would you even want? why would you want your hair out yeah yeah what point hey i know who that is literally i see this

nigga like all the time walking down the street i recognize imagine imagine imagine hold on imagine this imagine dr neocortex with a spider man's he has he's wearing a spider red suit to conceal his identity but he's got his head out he's got his hair the the sticks hair and he's like oh i wonder who that is chris i i understand chris i understand chris i understand what you're doing is so insane that you made that point is crazy I feel like it's a good point I think the point where it is is that Miles has that kind of hair and you notice that whenever miles goes missing a spider with that kind of hair shows up that is dumb that is like me really what you're saying because anyone that knows because the spiders are often in proximity to when shit goes wrong

obviously what like whenever something's going wrong usually like oh no everything's going I was with Spider-Man. I was with Spider-Man. I was with Miles Morales, and he goes missing, and all of a sudden, I see Spider-Man swing in with the same hair sound. I'm like- So I want to translate to you what I thought you were saying, because I was in the middle of looking for another question, so I only heard like bits and pieces of that. I thought you were implying that whenever shit goes wrong for Spider-Man, spiders appear who look like them. That's awesome. So I thought like, oh, what, like a spider with like that hair, like a real spider?

Spider with like now we're Creads or whatever shows up Spider-Man 3 That's crazy I don't know I love it I think I think that game

I like I can understand him making a suit Like his suit for his 10th anniversary I love that costume I don't know what that is Where he has the hoodie He has the hoodie on and he has the

What's you call it black and red And he has like the sneakers I think that costume looks sick Because I think that's like What street wear is from New York That's what New Yorkers Young New Yorkers actually dress like But

You're so right but that costume is like, bro, what are you doing my nigga? I get the idea of the flare, but like also that's not. It's the exaggerated swag of a young black teen.

Exactly. That video is so fucking funny. I love that. I love that. It's like, hey, you know, maybe you shouldn't say that, but all right.

No, whatever. Maybe don't say that. I wonder if he says a job. I want to be kept his job. Likely not, but I wonder if he did. Miles exhibits the uppity charisma of the uppity charisma of the uppity

charisma. My husband is the uppity charisma of a Negro that can. Of a well-read Negro. And I think this is really interesting. You get the sense listening to Miles Morales that he can spell. That's great. You assume his half Hispanic nature gives him a little more humanity. And it's like, what the fuck?

You were begging to get fired. You wanted unemployment. I get it. He's begging for it. COVID's tough. I'm ready to get out of here, man. Let's just get me out of here. Get me out of here.

anyway you know what let's let's get the fuck out of here let's get the fuck out of here let's read the names remember 25 give us one more question I've already I've already

I've already I've already loaded up the names all right whatever we gotta go whatever anyway we're going to read the $25 and up names

remember you can join the $25 tier and make me read literally whatever type in whatever is your name and I'm going to be forced to read it. Go on over there. A lot of people for some reason find value in this.

We appreciate you all. Thanks for putting us on your ratchelagator. That's crazy. I might have just sent it to you, Kingston. I don't know. The all right. I was like, oh, he'd appreciate the oligator. Dude, you were set you sent me shit at like three o'clock in the morning and I was like what the fuck is he doing awake? And I said, you said, you said, you said, you

something back and you sent me something back again I was like brother why I think I was to sleep by five that night you say I feel like you sent me something recently to that I was like bewildered by yeah I was I was on a roll like one night dude they get you bro sometimes they get you and you're like is there a goon wrapped there's a goon wrapped place where can I see this this is the door wall yesterday 552 a.m. 5.5 a oh shit really holy fuck look how adorable this little guy is Chris

you see him so stupid that is such a 2010 he's got the little beard everything kicks it with the like kicks it with the like on it

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Christ yeah we gotta go Oh my God Derek I sent you the video of the guy Like knocking a dude out And then stomping on the dude And I was like What in time Dude the internet is so fuck man

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Yeah. I wouldn't. Yes, I would not. I would not. My pregnant wife said she lost the baby. I told her to go find it. Big Chrissy. That video is crazy.

A comfy. Yo, you see that video? I know you see the video, right? There's a, there's like a whole brouhaha happening. Like some whole fight, like chaos happening outside.

It's like nighttime. It's like almost like a strip mall. It's a, guy going like, bro, they just found out Ed and Eddie got canceled. Ed has been Ketti for some time now. Eddie's been off the air for years. He's been canceled for some time. Then it was gunshots.

Yeah. Dude, I found that video. Like, I saw that video years ago. And I found that again recently, like popped them on my feet. I was like, oh my God. I'm so glad I saw this again. The delivery is so like you, you know it's not real, but he has such conviction the way he says it where it's like I almost believe.

If I'm not mistaken, Eddie has been off. the air for some time now. The fact he said some time now is crazy. Does that mean he's a little, that means he's well-spoken? That means he's older. He's been off the air for years. I love stuff like that. That video crazy.

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It's insane. Delta Gamma, literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? What are you giggling about? What are you smiling about? You're watching the video. It's earnest.

Like his, his... Oh, did you find it? Yeah, I found it instantly. How'd you find it? I guess it's just added and any... he's like it's been off the air for some time now why is everybody so up in arms man you don't have a white bar it's the silences between his his reaffirming the camera

that no yeah it's been off the air for a while like there's like a lot of silence it's just like ambient recording yeah oh god it isn't it off the air for you and at the end it said what cartoon would you go this hard for and there's a riot happening right in front of him. I just love the idea of finding out that entity is no longer on TV in 2021 and then rioting about it and somehow

getting enough people to join the cause to get that idea is awesome. Yeah. That's like truly, that's like true hypnotic levels of bullshit where you like you can make the lesser man riot alongside you

because of something. Oh man, Metroid Prime 4. is getting cooked, ain't it? Good Lord. All right. Calamulus. Is it good? Is it getting good reviews?

Apparently not. I've only seen people be like, it's fine. I've got used Nintendo, so no matter what, people that love it are going to be like, this is the best game ever made. And I feel like GameCombs are going to be like,

this is amazing too. Oh my God. I could, I could not have misspelled Metroid Prime 4 in a more obnoxious way. How did you spell it wrong? It's so simple. So I'm just me to

Okay, so here's the thing So here's the thing Did you put meitoid.com prime four? I was like half looking, I was like half looking off screen. What is the, how is it Metroid Prime for? I'm curious.

Metacritic, I guess. It's exactly 80. So I guess it's like, so it's fine. So it's okay. there's some people who really don't like it though literally fed this title last week wise little crying delta gamma

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It is so fucking funny. I just, I can't. find it. Anyway. All right. Well, we'll see you guys next time. Thanks for watching. Thanks for all your support. Thanks for the tagging us in the recap stuff. It's been fun. We'll see you next time.

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