The Snark Tank - #381: CIVIL WAR

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

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I tried on Lily's glasses a few days ago. Her vision is fucked. Why would you try out her? Because I was just like, I wonder how bad off, because my eyes are not good, but I think my eyes are not good at like small focuses, like focusing on small things. Her eyes are just so bad, it's insane.

Because I've tried on predictions that have not been too far from mine. It's like, oh, this. Do you know what your prescription is? Not anymore. Can you see far better or near better? A far better. Okay. Right. Okay. Seeing near things is a little more confusing.

So you're far-sided. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Which it always sounds confusing, but it's always say the positive one is what it's supposed to be. You can see far.

You're far-you're far-sided. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, I put it on. I was like, I literally couldn't see her face anymore. Her face turned into like a fucking Van Gogh painting.

Did she wear contacts? Yeah. Okay. Because I've never seen her glasses and I was like, what are you talking about? I've seen her drive many of times. I was like, whoa. And she's just winged.

I do have a friend like that that refuses. He has driving glasses. Like he's instructing, like, you know, if a cop pulls him over, he's like wear your glasses. Never want him. Never. And I'm like, and he's been in multiple accidents and I'm like, I wonder why. You know, kind of like, it's. I have 48 points on my license.

I just don't get it. He was rearended all those times. This is a complete coincidence. I mean, actually, that is exactly. It's a pizza delivery guy for Chris Hansen. It's that joke where it's like a genuine piece of the other guy comes in and he's like, wait, what's going on? What happens to fit the demographic a little bit? He does and you're like, what's going?

Another guy just kind of sees it and backs away. Yeah, he's like, like, you catch. He comes to where baby oil and baby oil was in fruit by the foot and he's like, whoa. Baby oil fruit by the foot is a good combo. Speaking of baby oil. Have you seen any of it? Have you seen the Diddy Doc that 50 cent put out? 50 cent produced a documentary.

Yes. 50 cent produced a four part. Documentary video. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. It's me. It's Chris. It's Derek. It's kicks in. You know what it. Patreon.com slash Star Tank. All that stuff. Did he put it? Not did he. 50. 50. He put out a four-part Netflix documentary video series. He did an interview with like a news station that specifically airs in prisons. Just so he knew that did he would see it? That he could see it. Is he the world's greatest hater? Dude, he is like he's pretty next level. He's up there.

He's top five for sure. Like I don't know who is in that category because I don't pay that much attention but I would have to imagine he's an upper echelon hater. Yeah. Oh yeah, he is now, yeah. Because that documentary is, that documentary is.

He's been. Well, I'm just saying he kind of ascended. There's shit in that documentary that I had no clue about. I knew about most of it because I was just, I knew about hip hoprower. I didn't know about the city college thing where a bunch of people got trampled to death.

I didn't know that. It should happen. Oh, there was like a, what was that one guy that did the, the, I can't even Travis Scott It was like Oh yeah

Yeah yeah It was like a What was it Astro World? Yeah Yeah yeah yeah He had a little thing like that Immediately right off the rip Like before he was anybody

I think That's crazy He organized Yeah but like I mean That's kind of wild Even a Travis Scott thing I think Travis Scott had blamed to do Was he was in the moment

And he clearly thought it was wrong He didn't do anything And I think that's a problem for sure That's the only thing But I think people were like He killed people And it's like no No, no.

And you didn't see the other footage, dude. You didn't see him. He didn't see him. Grabbing somebody by the neck and ripping her head out like fucking While the song's still going on. Like sub-zero. Sun is down. Freezing cold.

You didn't see him toss a bouncing betty in the middle of the crowd. That's crazy. It happened. It's there. What is the bouncing betty? People. I actually don't remember. It was, I remember it was like, I remember it was like a Claymore like grenade type thing.

That jumps? Yeah, I think so. I think it literally jumps up. it explodes. So it's like a goblin bomb? No? Because they don't do that? Yeah, they do.

When the fuck is a goblin bomb jump and explode? You don't remember Peter's seat walking in a bomb jumping up in front of him and blowing up in his face? No. Oh, I do. What is that from? What is that? From Spider-Man 1? It jumps up off the ground?

Well, I don't think it does. So what are you doing? I don't think it does. That was just a normal fucking bomb. I feel like it does. jumped off. I thought it sprung up for something. I know what you're talking about. He bounced the normal one. But these are like, these are specifically made like you trigger them and they bounce up. I remember them from Call Duty World at War. I remember. And they wouldn't make

anything up. They wouldn't lie. Never. Not back then anyway. Jeff K literally fought zombies. I was there through the screen. Well, they're taking liberty. Yeah, I saw that. I was there through the screen. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, well, I'm going to kill these fucking zombies. I think that actually happened. I actually believe that. I would be surprised that zombies have happened before a few times. So we just fucked up. It's something like that happened. We, we, we, we, got rid of it real quick though or he quarantined in the place off. There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, so listen, there's footage in this documentary that I'm like, how does he have this? Do you know

what I'm talking about? Yeah, there's footage of like, just Diddy vlogging him trying to get out of this, basically. And I'm like, how does 50 have this? Money. Probably connections, money and people that hate Diddy that are on Ditty side that he's been there for a while. Yeah, everybody, I guess on his team's just like totally flip. You pay anyone enough money. They don't know that. Like we said, everybody has a price like that, like that, like that Riod Festival, you know? That's true. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a wild. I highly recommend it. It's, it's, is it all out? I think so, right? It's only four parts. What did you see it on?

Netflix? It's on Netflix. But like, it's insane. I haven't even, I didn't even hear about it. I was watching it. I was like,

I know about, because I know about all the biggie stuff because Puffy, obviously I don't do it. Biggie's dying. Sure. Fucking kind and. Yeah.

You know, guilty was the after he got killed? Oh, no, it was, I think it was like right before he got killed. He was doing an interview. and he kind of looked all squirmish like he knew something was going to go down.

Like there's no, there's no way I still believe it to the day. There's no way three people were in that car and every bullet hit Biggie. There's no way every single bullet. It was him and I think it was low flip and it was a Shug. Shug wasn't enough.

That was a Tupac. Oh, Tupac. Biggie, Biggie was a different guy. No, Pac got killed on stage from my mistake. No, right? No, they both got killed in cars. Really? They both got killed in cars.

He didn't get killed because he got shot in Vegas on stage. Yeah, that was probably. That was not when he died. I was not a mortally wooded, obviously. Park got shot in a lobby. Yeah, in Brooklyn. That's one time. And then he, which he blamed on bad boy.

And that's when the whole big. That's when I really started. That was the unraveling, right? But yeah, Biggie got killed in Cali after the show being in the, which it was like, everybody was like, don't go. Literally. He literally got threats. If you show up, you're done.

And he was like, I don't give a fuck. and I'm like, well, He was like, if I don't go on my... He was like, if I don't go, I'm gonna look guilty and it's like, brother, it's too late. Yeah. It's too late, you look guilty. Well, he was trying to get out of there.

If he didn't perform who shot you, maybe he would have been fine too. And that was kind of a problem too because it was like, hey, maybe you shouldn't do it and he was like, fuck it, I'm gonna do it anyway, which is pretty gangster. Like, you know what I mean? But at the same time.

The doc kind of paints it like, you was trying to get the fuck out of there and Did he was like, you ain't going to London. You're staying there. That actually... is fucking crazy. You're, you're actually, that is actually, I forgot about that. Yeah.

I forgot about that angle that there was pressure. He was supposed to go do a pressure on. He was supposed to be like the first West, uh, or whatever. Like he was supposed to be the first person of that scene to go like meet the London press. And then did he was like, now he ain't going. He's staying there. It's like, bro, what? He so clearly had something to do with him dying.

Yeah. It's so obvious. Even I've known this for a while. And I have no reason to know that. Since I could like really understand rap music. I was like, oh yeah, this guy killed this other dude. And it's like, it's clearly, that's why his mom hates him. That's why Biggie's mom despises Puff for fucking years.

And I was, and then they did, they did a documentary prior to this. And obviously that the big, the Puff and Big are like the biggest. Conradivorous things. And then they got freaking Shug. And it's crazy how 50 tried to make Shug look more decent than Puff. Shug Night's a demon. Shug Night is like literally a monster. Like, Did he, it's like ambiguous, but it's like very much so he likely did this.

Shug Night is the smoking gun in the killer's hand running around. Did he's like a megalomaniac? Yeah, he's like a megalomaniac. He's like a manipulative guy. Yeah. And then Shug is just like, he's a psychopath.

He's never not done diabolical things. He's like Kingpin guy. He can't help it. The only one that I've shown that has never shown fear for him is crazy as M. I don't know why Eminem has never been afraid of that guy. What does he have on him?

Well, he probably, he probably genuinely has nothing on M. That's the thing. But M is also, everybody else is like, Let's not fuck with this guy. Even Dre and all them are like, ah. Because Shook is like strong armed everyone.

Yeah. You know, when there's even had no, like, there is no leverage and he just somehow just like, oh, he's big.

Rumors that he dangled a vanilla ice, you know, like off of like, and he's like, no, I don't ever happen. I'm like, ice is just a fucking melting.

Yeah. He's just a fucking, he's just a fucking huge dude. So it's just like, he's like a mountain and he has no remorse. Even after he finally got out of prison again, he fucking runs over he kills him

that's right I forgot about that he just he can't help himself like he just Shook is a villain he is a villainous character he uh he his aspects in a game are always black and something else he's never he's never been a hero but it's real I don't know man I don't understand

people like there was that unreleased track that got leaked from M's like fucking archives or whatever where the whole chorus was just Shugged shot yeah and he was like and I guess Dre was like done Let's not You may be on drugs

And you don't care I'm making a lot of money Yeah Please don't get me murdered Essentially There was one time where Snoop was talking about How he was on a plane He thought they were gonna kill him

It was him M. Dre And I think somebody else And he was in the back of the plane With a coat over his fucking What you call over his stomach With a blade Just ready for sure to come over He was like

If he comes here I'm gonna stab him Seems like such a hellish Even Snoop Snoop is like another person that's... Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. he got off of a charge that sure he likely did well a lot of those I mean everybody Tupac also had a rape charge no well Tupac wasn't a thug

Tupac was a sure but he had a rape He played thug that's true he didn't have a rape charge but I mean what you know it'd be like that That's crazy that's so crazy It is crazy though because that's a

It is crazy that like You think about somebody that and I have A problem with this It's like somebody that I revered growing up Mike Tyson And I was like, he was convicted and served time for raping a woman. His wife. Why so many of these people are rapists?

And it's just like, what's so difficult about not raping? It shouldn't be difficult? What happens? The problem is this, right? This is where I articulated the problem. Like, why wouldn't I'm kidding? But the problem is like, here we go. Here we go.

But the problem is that all of these people are not, they're not adjusted people. They go into getting extreme amounts of power. And then they're like, I can do whatever I want effectively because they go from having the ability to do nothing they want. to a virtue whatever they want and then they don't respect women obviously so it turns into it's just crazy where it's like why not just stop at rape

especially when you have all the money in the world where you can just pay any woman that is willing you know what I'm saying instead of like it's not that dude what do we got what do we got dude you really you really should watch the documentary I really are I'm gonna watch the fucking do the jiggleo guy

yes oh there is some good stuff man his he's had He had a rough upbringing. He was collecting this dude's semen in like vials. Yeah. I believe it. And then when he asked about it, he was like, we'll stop.

Let's stop collecting this guy's semen. He asked questions. It's like, how could you not ask questions? Who's not going to ask questions about that? Yeah. I'm like, come. What are you doing with my semen? Yeah, it's over years.

Insane. Great, great stuff. I believe it. I feel, I'm so scared for cats, zero. I'm so genuinely terrified for that point. Oh, I don't know. She should be on an island. I think she'll be fine.

I think at this point. It seems like there's no friends left, really. Who's left really in the ditty camp? Is there in dot Trump, I guess? Oh, yeah. Because Trump was like, he's a friend of mine. He's a good guy. Now, that would be the ultimate.

I mean, he's already parted every fucking. Hey, part of George Santos. The amount of shitty people he's pardoned is. It's kind of wild. I was like, the one thing you tell to his fan base, I'm like, I want you to go through the list of people he's pardoned. They can't read. Yeah, that's bad.

That's true. It is literally like, it's literally like Arkham Asylum. The people that he's like letting go, it's like, oh, a giant crocodile who has no morals. Let's throw him out into the street. It's crazy. It's the list is, it's a, it pulls up. Unbelievable. Out of the paddy wagon comes killer crock and the cops unloos. He's like, go have a good time.

Have a good time. And he digs into the ground. And drags a woman with him. Yeah. And you're like, oh, well. Well, I guess we should have seen that. Once we find, once my report she's missing, we'll really go after him. He told me he changed.

He told me he changed. He said, I'm a new man. Look at my old skin. I shedded my skin. That's my old me. I'm bigger now. I'm bigger now. I'm more threatening, but it's a Maggie and the Ferocious Beast kind of situation.

I'm the Ferocious Beast. He said he changed. He said he changed. He didn't say how he changed. You know what I'm saying? Right, right. He didn't just say, I, I've changed. It's like, yeah, I guess literally.

that's true. I didn't lie. I did lie. Kill someone again. He just jumps through somebody. They asked him, have you changed? And he was like, yes, and the polygraph went true. Yeah, I guess he's better now. A polygraph on a crocodile person.

You got it. You got it. It worked. Well, the polygraph is barely real as it is. It's not a real thing. I know, yeah. It is. When I was young. It's real, it's real for like really naive people. But if you know how that works, it's very easy.

I feel like it's not even real for naive people because I feel like it's just, If you're a nervous person, like if you're a nervous person, like, you're cooked. They'll be like, hey, what's your name? And you'll be like, your name. And it'll be like, there's a lie. It's like, no, this is really my name. Yeah.

Yeah. The idea of using it is just to kind of get a psychological force. It's to show face or something like because I was younger. I was like, why don't they just use it on every criminal? That's what my brain thought immediately. And I was like, oh, there should be no crime. Yeah. Well, versus like, yeah.

Because they, it's not called a polygraph when you're a kid. It's called a lie detector, which is, I mean. Come on. Why don't we use it on? For me, the first time was like, why don't use it on Michael Jackson? Is it proof of Michael Jackson innocent or not? That was like my first occurrence. You don't want that.

You don't want that. You don't want that. They didn't want that. So you didn't want that. So you didn't want that. No, you, as soon as you get that, as soon as you get that, you're going to know, it's going to be over. I'd be fine with that.

The fantasy's over. Because I would have, I would have. No, it's probably way deeper than you could possibly. But I would have been fine with it when I was younger. Because when I was younger, I wasn't as much of a fan. Yeah. If it happened to me now, I've detached a little bit because I'm like, oh, people with money are just demons. Yeah.

So I got to expect it. Sure, yeah. But if I was like maybe like 17, they did that to him and they found out all the fuck shit, I would have cried or was out to sleep. Who would absolutely devastate you to find out that they were like one of the world's most notorious sex, kid, child traffickers or whatever? Alan Dershowitz. Oh, okay. Childhood hero. Yeah.

For me. Yeah. Weird Al, I think would be devastating. Yeah. Because, like, you are so non-problematic, it's crazy. That means him so problematic. That's why he's out there being a problematic and everything else. Yeah, it's a smoke screen.

Yeah. Yeah. That would be worrisome. He has a whole catalog of parodies that have the, it turns into child sex crimes. Right, right. I mean, years ago, I mean, I've never talked about this publicly, but like in 2011, I had a plan to kill Weird Al. Shouldn't say that out.

All right, well, let's edit that out. Let's scrub that out. I had a plan to, I had a plan to kill Weird Al. I shouldn't say that. All right. All right. All right, hold on. I don't know how else to say it, really.

I had a plan to encounter him, encounter and kill weird out. Because I was like, I don't want anything bad to come out about him. So we got to snuff him out now. I have to stop you now. I have to protect you. I have to protect you. I got to immortalize you more by taking your life. No, that would be sad.

Like that, that would be depressing. If it came out somehow that Mr. Rogers was doing shit, that would really be devastating. I think that would destroy. I think the world would fracture. That would be like, that would, yeah. That'd be like the race war if I'm happening. That's it. Yeah.

become a jihadist actually might as well in that world i would like glow like a power ranger and i did not appear in like a jihad to get up yeah yeah you do like a magical girl's yeah uh arab power rangers that's like the only version they didn't have yeah they had like so many different times they had ninjas fucking aliens they had anything you can think about what about what about what about what about Arab Rangers Arab people gives off powerful helper that comes from Japan or America like why would Japan or America have that idea when did What would they look like? See when Disney took over. What would they look like? Oh, hey now. I mean, look, if there was ninja rangers and they look like ninjas. So what would-

Are you saying Arabic warriors aren't cool? I think they're cool. So like you think they're cool. What would they look like though, Derek? That's not the answer. I'm asking you right now. What do you mean? Like behind their suits or are you talking about?

Their suits look like, not the people, obviously. Try to get to try to really. The ninjas weren't all fucking Asian. Well. No, they weren't. They weren't. They were not. they were there was a mix of cast right so we get the arab rangers right they show up because

obviously why the power rangers only protect angel grove so there should be power rangers everywhere theoretically theoretically even though there isn't even though there isn't it's kind of insane that was the main that was the main rangers and zio the other ones are out of that's why it was cool like in um sbd it made sense because there were actual squads and they would go everywhere you know like oh here's like a b there's this and so it was protecting the world because what the fuck literally only you gotta imagine there's kaiju's everywhere

and only Zordons and Angel Grove and he's like that's only one group of Rangers the Rangers of other places but the only the main like Rain DeZio and the Mighty Morphid were only an angel grove so if Rita was like oh I'm going to send a kaiju to Detroit

Michigan it would probably get killed but if they sent it to New York yeah if they would fucking come out of the water and be like oh fucking too much land and just die. It goes in flit. Oh, fucking falls back down.

And then they robs and then they start pilfering it. Seems fine to me. Everything's fine. He starts eating the Kaiju by himself. Wow, that's interesting. This guy jub,

it's completely normal and safety to consume. He's like, he's glowing green. He's eating a monster, like he's on a cob. Like a monster on a cob. His tongue's out before every bite.

And you know, like that. That's dangerous. You're going to bite your tongue. I think you're talking up before a bite of food is crazy in general. That means that is nuts. That is so fair. I mean you're really trying to taste it.

You're really trying. Oh, my God. You're going to kill, Mama? No. I can do bomb strikes myself now. He's having fucking won't. He starts to bombing. He starts a bombing.

He starts a bombing. He's a bit of the least from there. His perspective is crazy. He's having like welcome to dairy hallucinations. Fucking ridiculous. Anyway, it's a good documentary. You should watch it. What else happened?

What are we talking about? Huh? Huh? Who are we trying to figure out what else happened? Oh, wow. We had, uh... Speaking of a... Success starts with your drive.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Damn, I had it. I just dropped it. We're going to bring up to Bull? Yeah, I had a transition. Speaking of a... Speaking of shiny-headed characters like Power Rangers, we got Timothy Poole. Okay, a stretch,

but I get it. Diabolical monsters. Speaking of diabolical monsters. She said Rita Raposo would create. Tim Poo. She would, though. She would to terrorize the populace and be like,

let's make them dumb and retarded. This fucking have this guy just, and then I guess Rita... Would you tat, Rida Rposa? Absolutely. I was more interested in Scorpina. though.

Scorpina had me acting peculiar. That was like, all the walls backwards and shit. Brother, I was like, this suit is,

this suit is, come on, latching to the wall. You can't, that's when I realize I'm like, this wasn't normally a kid's show. I'm a kid and I see Scorpion and I'm like,

all right. All right. I was like, that is, you wouldn't design that for a children essentially because I'm sure it awakened a lot of people. Right.

I feel like those are my first like girl crushes was like Trini, Kimberly, Tony, and M. I was like, oh, these are the first girls.

Kimberly's mid- was awakening for me. That was a good one because she would wear a lot of crop top things. And fucking like short jean shorts. So would Rocky though too.

Rocky would wear crop tops too and I'm like Rocky. I mean if I would have saw that first I may better with the other way. That's true. That's true. I got lucky. I thought Boehick was the moose.

I thought Boehick was the moose. You're right. What the fuck? I love that I knew what you bit but also I totally forgot which one. Rocky the squirrel. He's a squirrel, right?

Yeah, he's a flying squirrel. Yeah. With like a little goggles. He's a terrorist. I'm pretty sure, too. Hey, let's go bomb the Middle East. Hey, let's go. Oh, again.

I don't really want to do this, right? In the Epstein Files. Rock, we got to go. I'm in Epstein Files. We got to go. We got to go. Yeah, how devastating would it be for you to like this? I left my phone on Little St. James.

I left my phone. I was drunk on kid, but I had to fucking go. I'm drunk on kid butt He said. Bullwinkle of a moose. Oh God, a photograph comes out. Like grainy photographs

of like little St. James come out and it's a bunch of people. It's like black of white photos of people. And then like a really blurry bullwinkle, like real. Like he's like that's that's, is it?

Does it look like bow winkle? Does it look like bow winkle where he's drawn? Or is it literally a moose? but sort of built like It looks like the live action film Kind of. Oh, it looks so animated still So animated, it's like a Roger Rabbit type situation almost

Yeah, yeah But like it's blurry so it like it's kind of like It could be a coat hanger You know, you're not super sure But like you're damn sure It's like the bird that's suffering Like the Wizard of Oz on the side view But then everybody thought it was a munchkin hanging

Oh right, I forgot about that The fake funny If that was a munchkin That's good lore That's sad It is good it's unfortunate that it's unfortunate that it's obviously not true. Right. But it's unfortunate or?

Well, yeah, because I just like, it's a cool story. Yeah. A bunch of him kills himself on the set of Wizard of Oz and they filmed it. Working too hard. There's a suffering little person. Yeah. Look, I'm not saying the circumstances are cool. I'm saying the end result is an interesting story that would be cool if it was true. Oh, yeah. Interesting. Like is

like Bullwinkle being on Epstein Island. Right, exactly. Very interesting. I think, I think the real story is that a bunch of did kill himself on the set of Wizard of Oz or like while he was working for Wizard of Oz, but it's not on, you know, you don't see the guy in the body or whatever. Yeah, I like the idea of him being attacked by a Yorkshire

Terrier and being completely dominant. Toto, Toto, got him? Yeah, Toto kills him. He bashed him to the yellow brick. And he fight, he's fighting back against Toto. Like, it's not like Toto's, like, getting a free kill. But he still, he's still definitely loses. He still, he definitely loses.

Like, he's still like, oh, that he, and then they watched, they were like, oh, yeah, Toto's, Toto's got lost. That's great, because Toto was a pathetic dog. Yeah. Yeah. But they're also, you know, quite pathetic humans. Yeah. At least when it comes to stature.

By the way, I was like looking into a wicked, right? Does it, like, like, what it actually, like how it ties into the Wizard of Oz? Yeah. It just doesn't. It technically does. It's completely fake. Well, yeah, it's not. Wait, what do you mean?

It's a story made. Like, how, how so fake? It, it's not real. Explain yourself, sir. Like, it doesn't make sense for it to have, it doesn't make sense for it to have, it doesn't make sense that those things happen in the same world the Wizard of Oz can't happen in Wicked

or it doesn't make sense it's a prequel I'm trying to time time I'm trying to really capture it what a part what a part what part what part does it make sense? Yo the Tin Man and Wicked is so agro dude he's really aggris he's like I'm gonna kill that he's tripping it's crazy and I watch the movie and I'm like and you see the movie is like that's not this that's not that can't happen that can't have been the same these aren't the same in the books he's

pretty brutal what books You know what's a book series? No, it's a film, idiot. I watched it. Oh, okay, interesting. There's no such thing as books. Yeah, books aren't real. I don't know if you know about this.

Okay, you think. Yeah, so I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't even know what a book is. I don't even know what that word means. Yeah, it's crazy. Whatever I just said isn't real. Yeah. There's movie.

There's movie, then there's clip, and then they're real. There are nothing else. That's it. And picture just movie. move. Is wicked a prequel? Yeah. Technically, yeah. Here you go. Candice Owens is a fucking evil

scumbag. She is a degenerate. Cunt. Cunt. Apparently, like, his Paws for effect. Pause for effect. Dude, apparently is his compound

or whatever he got like shot at. Did you see that? No. Oh, is that what he's talking about? He's like losing his shit. Oh, he's scared because the chick is coming home to Yeah, I mean, wow. Whoa. What a fucking so... What a surprise.

This Russian assets finally getting turned out. And he's talking about how he's like, this is going to be like that he might like stop the show or whatever. He's like, oh, you know, we're losing ground to Candace because Candace is doing the, he has the nerve to say Candace is, uh, what is it? Playing to the extremes. Yeah. Him had the audacity.

insane fucking taking money like espionage man essentially being a fucking treacherous snake and he's like this chick's excre yeah she's crazy she is insane she's crazy she's hamming it up hard

but come on I found that I found that out way before YouTube like brother that's the thing I like what do you do it? I feel like we done bin new this we been new yes that's the thing that sucks

I heard Ken if someone's talk, I was like, oh, I don't respect her, you're a coon. Yeah. Do you remember her, that's crazy? Like the moment I was like, oh, you're a coon. Do you remember her old username? Huh? Do you remember her old username when she made the transition to conservative? Any coon, Ken Koo?

What is that? What even is that? No, but. That was just nothing. There was a bar. Rolled off the way. Yeah, yeah. I like how it sounded.

But do you remember? Do you remember what it was going by? Do you remember? Yeah. I don't remember at all. Conservacoon? So, so it was. Yeah.

She was so. away. It's me, conservative coon. No, um, red pill black, which was it was, oh, I thought that was somebody else for some reason. Because like, oh, all these freaks were all talking about red pill this and then she's a black woman. She's like, red pill black. And immediately clocked it. Even, um, I would say pre-grift, uh, uh, uh, oh my god. Um,

trans content creator. Blair? Yeah. Blair White. Blair White. Pre like pure grift. When like I was still cool with her She clocked it right Everyone clocked it We all saw it We're all like what the fuck is this So even the ones that were

Like sinner right and shit Were like what the fuck is this And then remember they went on the Dave Rubin Show Oh that's right and they argued And Dave Rubin lost like 20 years of life Trying to moderate it It was wild

At the end his eyes were so sunken in And he had no soul left It was crazy Yeah he was leaking rainbows was like, gay energy is so weak. He was like, I need a replenish cum. I need, I need a husband, please.

Husband, I need you. He's strapped to the roof. Like a milk machine. Husband, I need you. Right away. He just cranes his neck. It's like a chicken and when it rains. Thank you, husband.

You're welcome. Thank you, Dave Rubin. You're welcome, Dave Rubin. My, Dave Rubin. Bye, Dave Rubin. We're gay. It's so crazy that he's married the same. You're gay.

We're gay, by the way. You're gay, by the way. Oh, thank you. I know you're gay too. Oh, I thank you, Dave Rubin. What is this bitch? Anyway, yeah, fucking, yeah, so they're going at it. It's kind of a, there's been like a right kind of civil war going on for a little bit now.

It's getting pretty spicy, man. I like it. I like it. I like watching it. And it's, so. But they're scary. Really popped it off the hardest because she, I think she, I think, she, I don't know, I think she's trying to milk. She's being sued by, uh, McCrone.

Right. And by France. French, French, French, French, and her wife, for anyone that doesn't know, long story short, right, she, Candace Jones kept saying, hey, um, McCrone's wife is trans man, or is a man. And so, uh, she's trans with absolutely zero evidence. And then they even try to introduce evidence so she would stop and then she would just ignore it because she just wants to keep going. So she's all about the bag, right? It's getting sued. knows that she's probably going to lose in epic fashion. I have to settle a shitload of money. So it feels like she's just trying to milk as much as she can

while this is happening for her defense and everything that's going on. Because she's saying things about Charlie Kirk that everyone that's close to Charlie are like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? She's shitting all over Turningport USA and the people at Turning Point USA are like, bro, what are you talking about?

Like, his wife is the head of this and you're shitting all over her. company. You can't be, you know, looking out for the Kirk Estate and also, you know, so she's in it for himself. And then, uh, Milo Yanoplies came back. Dude, I saw that and he called everybody gay. He's saying Charlie Kirk is gay and everyone's gay and he used, Benny Johnson was gay. Which is true. Well, yeah, obviously. Well, first of all, let's be clear. Yeah. Yeah. Like a lot of people are absolutely gay. There's people that I know for sure are gay. Benny Johnson's definitely gay. Absolutely.

Charlie Kirk, I think is probably gay. I think he might be by maybe. At least by. He's at least by. I think Matt Walsh is probably gay. Most likely. I think that beard is just like brother. Also a pedophile because he allegedly, I'll say because in a radio thing,

he talked about women being most fertile at, or I should say girls be most fertile at 16 or something. Oh, right. Yeah, like he had a talking point about that. And I'm like, if you're making talking points like that, I can deduce that you're a fucking pervert. Yeah, it's weird to argue. You're dancing in a place you should not be dancing at all. It's like as an adult, you saying that is, even it's, because a kid wouldn't say it. So it just, you would only say it as an adult.

And it's, I'm sorry. Allegedly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's another guy that I think is gay, but I don't remember. I don't remember.

There's a few, uh, Michael Knowles, another guy who played a gay character. That's that nigga's, he was like, he's up in the Daily Wire guy. Yeah, but he's all, he played a gay character. He's gay and he also, like, talks shit extreme about gay people, which is like, you're, well, you're good. Like it's like, it's like, you're gay. Oh, Stephen Crowder is openly, he admitted that he was doing gay shit and hiding gay thoughts or something. He was fighting gay thoughts or something. He was fighting gay thoughts. He did gay shit in college.

You're all gay is the point. Which is fucking hilarious. You're all fucking gay. The only one I feel like who's not gay possibly, even though he sounds gay, a Ben Shapiro. Yeah, Ben Shapiro, I don't think he's gay. Like he sounds gay. I don't think Ben Shapiro just sounds weak. I know.

He just sounds weak. I'm using gay in the non-homosexual derogatory. You ever see a video of him? Like, it's like from... Punching, almost knocking himself out? No, I don't know about... I don't know if that's true. I don't think that's...

I saw the video of what it's supposed to be, I don't know if that's Ben, but I think that's funny of him. It's funny to believe it's been. It's like the Hassan dog thing where it's like, I'm just going to believe it because it's funny. Yeah. But like, I don't think that I don't actually think that's best. Success starts with your drive.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an Accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, there was a stream awards that fucking screen record. Oh, that was a true. Yeah, that was a fucking disaster. Holy crap. I didn't see. I was like, yo, this is crazy. I was like, yo, this is. Hey. They're just not funny. They're not funny. Oh, so they're trying to do it. They're trying to do like a roast almost. They're like a crowd work and it's like a pseudo roast, pseudo like a word show.

They were trying to do like a. Did they have any real comics up there? No. It's just all streamers. And they're just, yeah. You guys said no to be like a like, what are you? What are you stupid? No.

Fucking have real comics up there. I don't know. No shade to most streamers. Honestly, I don't, I don't really care about you much like at all. But I don't think you guys are like doing the worst shit. But I think a lot of them like doing. crowdwork at that the person they chose is also not it's not a

fan fan who is that even she's an Asian woman that's all I know is that the one that like got attacked recently or something I don't fucking know they there's like oh no they all bleed together to me the streamer girls I totally know what you mean so it's like I know one of them because she's part black I know some of the old guard of Cinderella

is that right cutie Cinderella yeah yeah that Cutty Pokemon and freaking what's her name Salperi. Yeah. And now I'm starting to fall off. Those are the ones from like, those are like OG streamers. Like before like stream became a real job. Yeah, they are.

Not OG. Not Pokey Maine. No, no. These are OG maybe like, or like now. No, I wouldn't even say that. Really? Yeah, OG, OG streamers is like actually Destiny. Genuinely.

Yes. What time was Destiny streaming? When it was just in TV still? What time of range though? Just TV was like, about 2010? Yeah. Like around that? time because I don't think Poki was streaming around that time.

Poki was 2012. Yeah, so later. Valky is one of the, she is actually one of the ones that was, because I remember seeing Valkray a long time ago, like when Twitch plays Pokemon just came out when like that was like 2012 maybe. Twitch place Pokemon? Oh yeah, yeah. And I didn't, I didn't.

Both of them around like 2012? Huh? That's when I first found out about it and I was like, this is interesting and I was like, I got bored really fast and I was like, oh, okay, cool, and I moved on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, like the, the, that was just not, it wasn't Good. The jokes were bad. The confidence in the jokes was poor. So like they landed even worse than they would have if like a confident person had made a bad joke. You know, like like they can recover it. They can recover the room. Yeah. Yeah. Just know. One thing was funny. Well, what was? It was funny. It wasn't the joke, but it's the happenstance of the joke was the fact that one of them, I think Fanfan is her name. She made fun of Kai Sinat for looking like P. Diddy. And he actually does look a lot like P. I've seen the picture. side by sides.

He actually does. Like, no joke. Sure. No, it's like not even like a... It's one of those things where it's not even a funny coincidence. He looks a ton like him. It's fucking abnormal. I understand.

It's, you got to deliver that joke with confidence. Oh no, the joke was delivered. That's kind of the thing. It's like you can't... That was you, right? And it's like, ah, you fucked it up.

You got a bulldofuss. You got to not care. You got to go up there. And then she was like, and then she was like, and then she was like, and then she was like, at least make it. At least if you're going to make a joke, make it funny, which is like, that's crazy.

Bare minimum critic. Like, that was a dumb criticism to make, honestly. But. And then she went back and then she said something like, I was just saying that because it's haircut. And it's like, oh, you lost it. You lost it. You lost it. Yeah.

And there were a couple of things like that where I'm just like, I don't know, man. I just don't think it's like either hire a host with the skill set of hosting. That's right. Kind of why wouldn't you do it? Yeah. Bare minimum. Or are any streamers that are particularly funny? like that like go up there and really like clean out i'm sure there are some well there's real

comics yeah that like get a new york guy just just fish somebody out of new york even if you don't know who the fuck they are they're gonna be a thousand times funnier like they should be like oh here's the assignment here's these people i think they wanted to keep it within streaming house i guess what i understand within that i don't know if you want to keep it in house then don't do the comedian angle because number one there no one's looking for that yeah also here's the thing about it too it's this isn't like the game awards right people aren't there to hear like, oh, what's the next new thing? Yeah.

This is just, it is just an award show to celebrate your industry. Yeah. It doesn't have to be like this entertaining thing. Right? Yeah. Like, what's the point? I agree. But like, that's how award shows go now.

I'd go up to, I'd get fucking, not really. Like, even like Shane Gillis, he'd be like, I don't care about this, but you give him a bag. He's like, you know, I don't make fun of these idiots. It'll be fun. And then I would be... I can't imagine him saying the words Like these people's names Yeah, it would be really weird

It would be very weird. Here's that famous... What the fuck is a brunch taco? Who the fuck is this man? Is that a fucking... Is that a bug? Is that a fucking Naruto character? And then he would see him for the first time

And like, oh my God, he looks like Diddy. He was like, yo, that guy He makes bro-esque jokes. Yeah. He'd be like, yo, that guy looks like fucking Diddy. Oh, is that Diddy? It's a little ditty.

So what is it? A V-Tuber of the year burnt peanut? The fuck is that? I don't think I should be here. What the fuck is this? I don't think this is. I got to give my money back. I got to get my money back.

I got to get my money back. Yeah. You know? I got to get my money back. Like, he's getting paid. I got to get my money back. Yeah, I guess I, whatever.

Give it back. Oh. I got to give this money back. I don't even want the check for this anymore. I'm leaving the mid-show. He had to get to get. Abandones the show? That would be so fucking hilarious.

Things don't get, don't get messed up like that. This reminds me, you know what they remind us? This whole scenario reminds me of when Norm MacDonald was on YouTube live in 2011 or something with like fucking Cassam G

and like some of those older people. Yeah, I never saw that. Dude, it's fucking amazing. He goes like, all the, he's reading the cards. And he's like, Harley Morinstein is here. All the stars.

And he's like, he just does not care at all. He's so, disruptive. It's insane. Like his nature is like, I'm just gonna go here and just fuck it up. I think fucking like Garfunkel Outs was there and they were asking him a question about like, or like one of the questions

was like Kill Baby Hitler. It was like private 2011. It's like the kind of thing that you would ask. But like, and he was like, oh yeah, I'd be, I'd go back, but I'd be afraid that I get lost in his beautiful eyes and cast under his spell. Maybe I'll join, you know. And like everybody was like, all right.

It was like, let's stop. Let's stop. Let's stop. He showed up in like sweatpants Didn't give a fuck But that's kind of I don't know You either go that route or you'd go A little bit more straight

With it and you don't need Much more straight It'd just be like the people that I don't know man that that's I feel like that's what the That's what the people Would prefer the people that watch Dreams and shit

They're not watching They're watching people do nothing Exactly So why wouldn't they be fine With a very mundane Chill environment just celebrating stuff and being like, oh, cool, they won this award.

These people have been vacuuming, by the way. It's not coming through the mics probably, but like... They're back in for three days straight. Just now. Yeah, are they like preparing that thing? Or what's going on? I don't know.

They better be selling. They better be selling this apartment because, like, the vacuuming is like, it doesn't stop. Maybe they have a really powerful vacuum too. Right? It sounds like a fucking industrial. It sounds like you could suck the skin

off of a person with that thing. I kind of feel like I'm losing oxygen. Yeah, yeah. It's cruel. They're actually gassing us out They're sick of hearing our show Like through the thin walls That's funny as fuck dude

They're trying to gas us out We open it's a fucking tube Right behind the fucking green scheme There's fucking various smoke Colored smokes coming into the room Like oh cool Invisible odorless vapors But like you put on like a

What is it like a Like an infrared or something Like something to see It's just completely cloudy Oh my God Will we finish this The show keep Will we continue the show

With gas mask? That'd be funny Yeah Yeah okay That'd be good All right, I'm glad you guys are on board. I have a gas mess, so. Do you?

I actually do. Why do you have that? Don't worry about my life. I mean, I'm worried about it a little bit. It's a little weird that you, at some point, felt like you needed a gas mask. I was really out there, okay? I got an entire doomsday prep thing.

Oh. I've been watching a little bit of that It show. I mean, I've been skipping it. I mean, I skip to the parts that are interesting. I skip to the It parts. I skip to the It parts. I skip to the It parts. All the character parts you're missing.

All the cool parts. I don't know how people watch shit like that. It's this nigga. He speeds up shit. He skips through stuff. That's not true. Fractions of things. You're like,

oh, it's ass. Where's Spider-Man? Where's Spider-Man and Alfred Molina? This is the first time I've done this with a show where I was like, I was watching it. I was like, there were certain casting decisions and like the way the characters talked to each other. I was like,

I could already tell like, I'm not going to love this. So I was like, I was just like, I want to see the parts with the fucking weird shit. And I'm really lost. Wow, that's crazy. In my world, you would have died for that.

In my perfect world, someone would have came. Like, I don't know, I don't get it. They would have grabbed you by the nape of your neck and it dragged me to the street. This is fucking ass. I'm serious. I don't get, why is he called Penny Wise? Does he have a lot of money and he's smart? He's smart.

By the way, do you see that people. Nickel stupid? Somebody finally, somebody drew, we got tagged in a nickel stupid drawing. It was good, it was Twitter. I was on Twitter that I saw it. It's pretty good. It's not bad at all. I got to fuck.

Penny Wise is an immaculate cousin, Nicol's stupid. I'm so over. He's a nice guy. I think I'm over Twitter too, actually. I think the app is, I think it's finally done for me, truly. I have kind of hit it.

I've kind of hit the max where I'm kind of like, I don't know if I get anything out of this. I think my final straw was literally this morning because on the train. I'm like, all right, you know, I'll check because I haven't been checking. Oh, I'll check Twitter. The first thing I see is a guy saying, oh, are people? say RFK is a health risk for, you know, from misinformation, but here he is a 71 year old doing

20 pull-ups with a shirt and tie on. It's true. It's true. And I was just like, I can't deny that. Why am I here? Like, I can't look. He's on steroids, my good sir. Yeah.

And how does that even have anything to do with anything? Like, oh, he's really strong. What? And then, but that means that he's not a health risk and he doesn't spread misinformation. I was just like. Watching clips, watching because the Dr. Mike trying to talk to them is the most insane thing. I can't watch that. Because he's like, he's like, I understand what you're saying.

But how are we biased and they're not? We really save lives. And they're like, yeah, but there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, it's, there's, it's not my fault. It was nickel stupid. There's nickel stupid. There's, there's, what is it called? There's, there's, there's fucking policies. There's reasons why you guys would be biased.

And it's like, but there's not for this guy who has no clue what he's doing. Yeah, he's not accepting bribes, but his son is literally, his son is, nickel stupid contaminated all the vaccines. I don't know what though. He fucking blames nickel stupid on national TV. You're like at the union address? No one, no context because they didn't even hear Pennywise first. He's assuming everybody just understands what he's trying to say.

Everybody's like, what? The snart tank boys really let me down on this one. Oh, God, dude. I would know. You can't say our name. I would be like, oh, man, the show is fucked. We got to rebrand immediately. Immediately.

Because then all of those RFK people are just going to show up in the comments. I can't. What's a good podcast for us? What should we rebrand to if we ever had to? Shit. That's a good, yeah, huh? I don't know. We should just call ourselves the fighter and the kid.

Just take what's his name's podcast. Just take another podcast Is it even around anymore? I think they're holding on by a thread We're holding on by a little A little speckle I can't confirm that I just last time I saw one of those

We just take running shows Videos they were shitting on I think we just take Brendan Shavs podcast Yeah What is I don't even know what he does anymore Because he used to have like the big brown Something And then I don't know what the fuck

I have no idea I used to have a taco truck thing But that sucked because he's The worst interviewer of all time He had a taco truck? What do you mean? So he used to have a taco truck? He would, so what he would do, sorry, not Taco Truck.

He would do, he would do trucks in L.A. He would do MMA interviews, which I love the concept where they're going to hit a taco truck and then interview like a fighter, except for he's the worst interviewer all time. And he likes to talk about himself. And when somebody starts talking, he interrupts them immediately with an anecdote about himself. And I remember in real time.

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you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And something happened to me. Yep. Yep. Just that's it. took over. You'd be really, you'd be very good at it. I'm practicing. I'm practicing to take his place. It was wild. I was just like, wow, you took a million dollar idea because

MMA media was exploding and just destroyed it immediately. It's funny. That's how bad he is. And every guy guys suck dick now. So it'd be really interesting. So how much sick dick do you? How terrible are you? And Kabe was like, I don't, I'm not terrible, but I do take men's heads and I squeeze them with all my might.

And then I punch until my hand, it's my hand. When I was squeezing my dick, when I was squeezing my dick earlier? You know how you're I squeezed my dick and a little peepee came out? I bashed my dick and it looked like pipe cleaner now.

Whoa. But I want to interview you can be he scares the fuck out of me but I like to interview him. I like him as a fighter. He's terrified. It's like something, you can see in his eyes.

There's something flashed off. Now I'm missing link. Can I, you see the forehead on him? Don't say that because if he gets near us that's squirt, we're cooked. I think he's too nice. I think he is a nice guy actually. He's one of the few like people of like I normally, you know, I'm not a fan of religion, but like he takes the nice and charitable parts of Islam pretty seriously, unless you know behind the scenes, he's cooking children.

But, you know, as far as his public image and donating and respect sure and all that stuff, I'm like, he seems like the type. He's a white Muslim from fucking Russia. He's from the Caucasus Mountains. That is a terrifying creature. That is a quiet. That is the scariest version of a white person. wrestling bears and that statute is crazy eating dirt because i don't think they have food in a um dagestan if he if he if he comes at you like this it's cooked yeah he's already done he's got a

he's got a bunch of eye frames and he's like oh no he's got a prayer mat built out of a bear that he wrestled the death he wrestled a bear till it died that's crazy he wrestled the bear till it died and it became a prayer mat and he took most of its strength yeah yeah and he siphoned it that's right he couldn't siphon at all he didn't have enough time i think i think we got a we got to figure out we got a in the very uh in the likely event that uh r fk junior mentions our show yeah in a way that in a way that in a way that uh what's the what's the word implicates us yeah uh we should have new names ready to go oh right i think i think ourselves in the podcast no for the show for the show i think I think we should do our best to

Like I want to have a show called the Andrew Shulls podcast or something You know what I mean? Like or just something Did you see the thing? Andrew Sheld's podcast and he's not a part of it at all I love that's nothing to do with him I don't even think he has a podcast called the Andrew Shultz podcast That's great

Did you see the thing with this? Can we do that? Is that allowed? I don't see why not We'll have it. He's not the only person in the world named Andrew Shultz. Right exactly. So like I think I think what we

We'll do we'll have a I'll buy like a fucking, I don't know like a plush and I'll put it on the counter. It's like, this is Andrew Shulls. I named him Andrew Shulls. And this is the centerpiece for a new show, the Andrew, the Andrew Shulles show. I would just push back and be like, this has nothing to do with the comedian Andrew Shultz. I don't know what the fuck you guys are even. There has to be one. It's an acronym. It all stands for something. Somehow, we got to figure out what Andrew Shultz says. Where's your whiteboard? I don't know what happened to it. Oh, somehow. I don't know how I lose a whiteboard.

That's a good one. Someone stole that. That'd be insane. They didn't steal anything else. Nobody steal that. $1,000 cameras. We'll just take another day. We'll just Joe Rogan. Didn't we wait? Wait, wait a minute.

We did that. The Joe Rogan podcast. The Joe Rogan podcast. It was like a really old episode. That was ages ago. I have no hope of remembering. I'll scroll and try to find it. You kept saying something.

So Akash, they did the thing where he bought his wife on the fucking the podcast of Flagrant. Oh yeah. We talked about all the last. And it just made it worse. Yeah. They just made it worse. I was like, I cannot believe they somehow made this worse.

Did they make it? I don't, I didn't see anything about it. It just, she just, he's like, I thought popping pussy, man, I was just out dancing. Yeah,

we talked about this last time. Nigger, no, it doesn't mean that. First, okay, first of all, we did talk about it last episode. Yeah,

that's fine. And then, okay, anyway, No, no, no. Sorry, a little bit of a vocal stay, my bad. I, dude, Akash is fucked.

That's all I could say. He's never going to recover. Even Myron's dripping on him. And I'm like, oh, my God. Myron started the whole thing. Myron hasn't quit. But he's the, without him, because it was, he came out because, uh, fresh and fit came on a long time ago.

Yeah, before, when it was still flagrant too. And Akash was being, uh, hostile in, but in a good way. Awesome. He was basically. calling them like fucking children essentially that are stunted because of like the way that they behave, which is very true. The manosphere like fucking like 13 year olds essentially the way they behave. And then Myron never forgot that. And finally when all that information, his, his, his, vindictive of his audience started drip feeding him a kosh stuff. You know, because that's

what people do, right? You'll look in comment, ooh, look what somebody said and look with this. Or every, I remember every once in a while somebody would tag me like, like, They're not just talking about me. They tag me to make sure. Or if I say something about somebody, they make sure they tag that person. Just trying to, you know, like these drama-filled people, I'm like, bro. Success starts with your drive.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'm not trying to have an argument with this person. I'm just saying that this person's terrible because they are. And him getting a person getting... Someone tags Hitler. I imagine that like someone...

If Hitler had a page. Someone is like, yo, they're making fun of Hitler. Hey, Hitler, do you see this? Did you see this, Hitler? I remember like somebody did that with Ian Miles Chong because we were making fun of him on the podcast. Oh, that's right. Yeah, somebody tagged him.

And someone tagged him. I forgot, I didn't, whatever. But I'm like, what is the point of him even responding? Because we all know he doesn't live in America. He's never, he's like, I think he's been here once as far as I've seen. Evidently, he came here once in San Francisco for a job and never again. Then didn't get the job and went back on. Or something.

It was some gaming related thing a very long time ago. and does not live here and still pretends that he does. Yeah. He saw that. He saw that. And he was like, man, this podcast makes me so angry. I'm going to go flashbang a dog. And then he was like, damn, I ran out of flashbacks.

Damn, I ran out of dogs and flashbacks. If Zoron gets elected, I'm fucking leaving New York. I got to go to the Pendos slash army supply to give, like a little load up on flashbacks and dogs. And dogs. If Zoron fucking gets elected as mayor, I'm leaving New York. Who said that? He said that, didn't he? No, there was somebody on fucking.

It's on Twitter. and there's a many people in the comments like you live in Argentina. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a lot of that. That was a wild. They got rid of that fast. Even he got caught because, like, he tweeted something like that it was like a tweet from him. But it was like implying that it was an American, you know, and I live here or whatever.

And then he deleted it. And then if you looked up that exact tweet, it was like from some other random account. So he clearly meant to, he clearly meant to post it on like some soft. It's so weird that people even have the timer or the patients to even have a sock account to pretend to be another person Like like rich grifters can you just like use a bot to do like I don't know you know who that jack's Pesiabic guy is Oh yeah yeah he's uh the head of one of those white white supremces guy he's the head of one of those accounts too i think he's end wokeness right yeah and it's like this guy has like a big platform with all the he used to like have sex with charlie kirk or whatever like they were all like buddy buddy and all that stuff and I'm like you have a lot of money, clearly, because they're all grifting. Yeah, yeah. And you have time to do in-wokeness as well, because people started clocking his tweets and in-wokeness tweets and how they were being posted at very similar times.

And they're like, bro, it's how, how, that is so pathetic. I can't believe you're doing this. And it was before they were getting paid. In-wokeness existed before the checkmark thing. That's true, yeah. It was all for the love of the game. That's so earnest. Yeah. Anyway, should we move on to some, uh, questions. Yeah. I don't really know if there's anything else that we forgot to touch on. I think we got everything. I think we got the bottom of the barrel.

Good luck to. I'll try to find this. Good luck to Diddy on his. Very best of. Best of luck to Diddy in all his endeavor. I wish him well. I wish him well. I wish Diddy well.

I love his Diddy Devers. Do you think he's going to get a pardon? Do you think? I think you would have gotten it already. I wouldn't be surprised. I feel like maybe he would have gotten it before the doc. Oh, I think it's still very possible, by the way. You can't play.

I think it's less possible now. He might even just get it after it like, right on his way out, you know, just to, midterms, he might do it just be right in his way out, just like, just throw Diddy outside. That would actually, in some ways, that might actually be worse.

Here's Diddy. Oh, man. Trying to find that episode. Why are you reading the questions? Because I want to see what that Joe Rogan podcast. Because we came, we made a podcast. We had a back up. It was about Fro Jogan, remember?

No, no, no. We had an episode, I think, called the Joe Rogan podcast. It was something very, very similar, but just shitty. Yeah. And I think I put your face instead of his face on the logo or something. Who knows?

Yeah, I'll find it. It's got to just run into it. Well, while he searches for that, let me tell you that you can go to patreon.com slash a Star Tank. Remember that. You can ask us a question. You could toss us a little story. Look at him, washing his little hands there.

Oh, there it is. It's just, it's just spelled. So it was the number two, though. The Joe. It's just no Ian Joe and Ian Roe. Ian Rogan, the Joe, so J.O. Rogan Experience 2. And then it just has Kingston's face on the logo. So stupid.

We should name this next episode, the Joe Rogan. Whatever the next episode of the Joe Rogan is. Yeah. We should just name it the Joe Rogan Experience number like 2000. Number 2000. Whatever, whatever. See how many people click. Yeah, yeah.

Dude. Just completely confused. People, hey, people will, man, when I, real quick, when I was trying to undercut Tim Poole's song that he was releasing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He ever wanted. And I was like, I'm going to make a song way better in three days, you know, and he probably worked on it for a long time in the music video and everything.

Three years of his life poured into that song. So I dropped a song. And people thought it was a cover, right? His fucking stupid fans. The lyrics are completely different. There's nothing similar. It was a great cover. And then they fucking sent him money on his podcast, the what he call it, the superchats?

And we're like, did you see that some black guy covered your song? He's like, I haven't seen it, but I, but I heard it. Not me, sorry, so he's like, I've heard about it, but I haven't heard it yet. And he's like, that's cool. I should get him on the show sometime. And I'm like, what? That'd be so funny. You should have taken it.

You could have snuck us in, you're going to come on with like a bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we would have both been in the bag. The bag would have been, probably should have been trench coat. The classic trench coat. Oh, yeah, we're on top. He's the top. He thinks I'm all standing over. Yeah, you're the top.

I'm the bottom. You're definitely Derek. Like, he just sees your face. Yep, that's you. But yeah Just like I remember You haven't changed a bit You're still black

And terrified Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Anyone new to the show He invited me on the show And I couldn't do it I thought about it Because I was like

Oh this is gonna be hilarious A day that will live in infamy Because I was just gonna shit on him But then I was like I don't want to be in his presence I really don't Yeah I'm leaving that compound

Huh The most dangerous game you ass It made me would have Something weird could happen Probably would have been They probably have like Trap doors You know what I mean?

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A deer folding fins legs like lawn chairs rode in Good episode It's a good scene I know that scene I don't know anything about the context of that episode He goes, hey y'all I'm gonna get straight to the point I've been super depressed

And you guys actually helped me through this year like you wouldn't even believe the amount of times I felt like I didn't want to cheer myself up and look for some clips I look for some clips of the pod particularly pizza time with a grade A under A bit

I forgot about that I don't remember the grade A under A I don't I don't remember that at all I don't remember what we were doing with the bit though I don't I just remember the impression yeah I'm still working on myself to try to get sober

in my third week right now so wish me luck all that gay shit aside well first good luck to you all that gay shit aside congrats on three weeks nigga yeah congrats I'm exes

exactly 59 minutes sober. All that all that gave to the side, what animated series has made you cry or pretty close to it. Obviously, mine is Adventure Time making you cry? Is Adventure Time sad?

There's some... That last episode made me cry. I was crying like real tears from last episode. Really? I feel like it's like not the same type of comedy, but Rick and Morty has some moments.

Oh, I see. I see what you're saying. There's some moments where like, damn, that was heavy out of nowhere? you're like, what the fuck? And like, it could choke you up. Yeah.

Garbage pill kids for me. Yeah. Yeah. What am I is making? Street sharks. That's insane. That's insane. When they dive in the street, you know, just tear up.

When they said, there's a ruining property. When they said Josson. When they said Jossom the first time. You know, Colin told me like they, I was streaming, we were streaming this like Marvel Cosmic Avengers like brawler game. Street Sharks. And he was telling me like, yeah, street sharks. They said, they said Jossum instead of awesome.

and the fact that he felt like you needed to clarify like, oh, they were trying to say awesome. Like you didn't, though. Like, it was like, just so you know.

But I don't know. An animated show? Mummy's alive. Definitely got me to cry a few times. Shut the fuck up. No, Mommy's alive. Did you guys watch the show?

Of course I can. No. Well, you watched it as you're, of course I came out. That shit was not my error. I was watching because I was catching it from random bullshit. Had the toys, man.

You had the fucking. Oh, I'm so jealous. God damn. Street sharks do. Mommies alive was so fucking cool. I had Ripped her. Oh, Mummy's a lie.

I, let's not go into. New bigger. New bigger. Raw, gigger. Raw bigger. Raw bigger. I don't know. Last Airbender gets sad in some places.

I never cried to last airbender. I think the Uncle Iro stuff is really, is genuinely sad. Oh, wait, something about a son. Okay, that shit tears me up. That's genuinely depressing. I don't know. Oh, someone made me cry. It's hard for, it's hard for cartoons to do it, to be honest.

from movies. I can, it just, it depends on the, the mood like that, sure, land before time had, oh,

land before time, like, oh, the Don, a lot of Don Bluth stuff. That's not fair. Fucking, like, all dogs go to heaven.

It's fair. All dogs go to heaven and shit. Oh, that's not fair. Those are more movies. That's true. That is fair. The question is animated series.

Oh, it's a series. Yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. What did you say? The mask cartoon show what are you fucking saying?

You never watched a mass show? The mass show did not make you cry. Yeah, did. What happened in the mask? Because he was so free, you know. Stanley Yelnats? No, that's holes, right?

That's holes. What was? Stanley I'm sorry. I knew it was a Stanley fucking stupid name. It was very close. Stanley dumb name. It was really impressive. It was like he was so free.

He was so unburdened by everybody's bullshit. You're fucking. You're just full of such. And I just, I wanted to be him so bad. I wanted to be him. I still want to be the masculinity of my life. I wish I was the mask. You're gushing with diarrhea right now.

You're foolish shit. I wish I wish I was the mask. because I could just go around and just fucking terrorize the world and not be able to be held responsible for anything I've done. Shut the fuck up. Success starts with your drive, an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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Almost made me cry was Sailor Moon. So there was the one baddie that became. So a lot of old cartoons back in they always had this one baddie. Like saying they had Dino Bought and Beast Wars where they flip. Dude, Dino Bots death fucked me up, dude. That's what I'm talking about. And so same thing. Nephlight. If anyone watched Salem the Moon, Nephlight, he fucking, he became good and he

sacrificed himself. And it was crazy. There's this one regular chick, just a regular ass bitch that believed in him the whole time. And he basically sacrificed himself. And when he was all fucked up and all impaled, she was so trying to save him. She has regular. She almost like pulled the shit out of her out of, so it was like one of those things. It was like, whoa. It was like the, the resolve of like, you know, of human spirit. almost like pulled that shit out even though they're all like doing superhuman shit essentially and it was crazy like it's almost like when we do that one you you you push back before it was like one of those moments and it was really endearing that um seeing the sacrifice

and in a show that clearly 10 year old girls are watching essentially and being like whoa look what they're putting in this this is this is good content when it normally is absolute trash like This show is normally just There is same form It's like powering You know what there is There is that episode also of a Futurama with the dog

Oh Jesus Christ Don't fucking I don't even I don't even like that being mentioned dude that's how much I mean Jurassic bark right It's probably what it's called Maybe yeah

I don't know the names When he finds it In case dude this episode with his brother That shit made me fucking That's a good one too The very end That is so good Dude that shit was so

By the way I looked up I looked up saddest cartoons And number three is fucking American dad so it's clearly not there's no shot there's no shot I refuse to believe what does that mean there's a very very cute moment of American dad like when I can't imagine I can't imagine

it's very it's like alien comes on the fish or something yeah right in the fish's mouth yeah I'm just not right in the fucking yum yum yum yum I was like come but there was a moment where there's like where him where him and his wife are going to get a really bad spot and he like met

a future version of himself for some reason who came back in time to try to get the love of his wife because he becomes a cyborg or some bullshit. It sounds stupid. It's really dumb. At the end,

they're buried in a heart-shaped cask together and it's really cute. It's like, oh, all right. I'm sorry. So it's between that Futurama thing. Mm-hmm. And so the Futurama thing

actually might have made me cry. That's probably why I avoided at all cost. The one that's just below it, not as sad to me, but the Full Matt Arkham is Brotherhood. The chimera. Do you remember? I didn't cry from that.

I was just in shock. That shit. That shit shocked me like a motherfucker. It's hearing her talk. The dog talk. My brother was like. It's like that first hit me for a long time. But I watched it again like I think earlier this year.

I was fine. You know what? Like it's still sad, but I was like I can never watch that. That touched my heart really bad. The moment where with Homer Simpson where he was like talking to the kid is like, I'm home. He's like, mom. Homer

Homer Bart kept calling Homer and then he made Lisa call him Homer and he was like Maggie

everybody makes fun of me but I'm so happy you're here I love you don't want you grow up at all Oh and she takes out

and says daddy And I was like Nick ding Nick Nick Nick Nick like a barrage of it

Yeah that's a that's a very good moment that's a very heart Yeah if we're talking about anime

anime purposely tries to make you cry So I've definitely cried from like there's a lot of yeah there's a lot of that

I guess have I cried from anime I feel like I'm like this is kind of stupid like it's because I feel like there are moments that are sad about anime but I don't know if I cry I think anime famously undercuts itself so much

because there's like a really serious moment and then there's like an explosion or there's like a chibi character shows up but you're like right or a weird animation I'm like this was a good moment and you just raped it future fucking giant titty show up

out of nowhere. Future Trunks and Gohan is sad. That's a fuck moment. That's pretty fucking dire. There's like no light. There's no light at all in that world. Dude, that's such a fucked up version of the DBZO. That's the

main timeline, which makes it even crazy. That was supposed to happen. That's, yeah. Oh yeah, right? Because a Koku has an art attack, right? Yeah, Trunks actually changes the timeline by going back and fixing it. Where he's at is the main one.

Yeah, but it's like he also doesn't fix it because he just created a new timeline He just prevented it from happening somewhere else. Yeah. But like the, it is kind of like, yeah, Dragon Ball's got a lot.

The thing about Dragon Ball is like a lot of sad moments are funny. Like Chautau's who exploding is funny. Oh, that's great. It's a moment, that moment. It's a moment exploding on a wrestler's back. Yeah.

And the wrestler doesn't care immediately. Like it's immediately like so many sacrifices in Dragon Ball don't matter immediately. Like immediately. We don't talk about enough how everyone is going at Rokoon. Not Rokume, Napa and they're doing nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They were all fighting him and it means nothing. It's like, it's like, oh my God, this is so far. It's like that Goku is like without like, if Goku just stayed a little bit longer, what would have happened? They would have all been dead. Like Napa would have just crushed all of them and then they would like, I guess we should just leave now. Their only chance was Gohan going berserk somehow and killing Napa. Yeah. But he definitely wouldn't have killed Vegeta.

Like he would have probably killed Napa and then Vigito would be like, oh, I'm taking this little nigger. We're out of here. What level Keokin did he have to go to even just incapacitate Vigita? 200,000. Was it? Was it four? At the end it was four. At the end it was four.

Was it four? Because when there was the Gallic gun. And he's still technically lost. Well, no, he, he, Goku has never beaten Vagita in a fight. Like, actually. Like, people don't, people don't have literacy. It's always the spirit of teamwork. Wait, what do you mean?

Goku has never outfought. It's always teamwork that gets it. It's like, Yajarobi cuts his tail off and like all the stuff of shit. Or when there's one time I just Wigita and then he's Super Sane 3 That is the They never fight Super Sain 3 What do you mean?

I think he gets a hint that he knows it But what happened is that Goku doesn't go Super Sane 3 They sense boo They're like yo what's happening No it happens a few times They're fighting Goku's like Yo do you feel that bro

Like we should probably stop Virginia's like nigga fight me And they do it again He's like yo for real Verbatim Do you see what's happening And then he's like all right Give me a sense Subeen will go deal with them

Goku's like awesome Vidda I had to fight with you He slugs him in it back in head, which is a win. Unfortunately, it's a cheap shot, but it's a win. Yeah, yeah. And he goes and he fights boo and he dies. And he dies immediately. Is that what happened?

Yeah, he does. Goku has never outright beat Virginia in a fight. Like in the entire series. People just assume so. Wait a minute. Because their fights usually interrupted or something happens. Yeah. But Goku's never won.

I mean, I'm not even questioning like the, I just for that moment, my mind completely remembers. He cheap shot at him. It was really fucked up. I remember. I remember him like beating the shit of him. but then I remember Goku, so he doesn't turn three then? He was holding back.

He finds out about three while he's in the afterlife. And he's like, nigger, you could have went three and fought me. And he was like, yeah, I didn't want to beat your ass too bad. Is that what happened? Jesus Christ, how do I? See, that just makes me on like, oh, it's been too long. I haven't watched the series. We've seen Dragon Ball so, like.

When's the last time you watched it, though? Me and Lily watched it a year ago. Oh, so she's watched all the Dragon Ball. Like a very, and when she did it, she floated, and she was like, and it was like, oh, it's Moe Mexicano now. And then she fucking landed. She was like, oh, I'm more Mexican now. That's stupid.

That's stupid. What's the last time you remember watching? It was a dumb joke. It was pretty terrible. What was the last time I watched? Yeah, do you remember sitting down watching Dragon Walls? It honestly has been, like, I mean, I started it when I first moved here. Okay.

But then, like, I was watching, like, the original run. And so, like, there was so much filler. And I was like. It's pretty much been around since that time? Or maybe a little bit. A couple years ago was when I started. I got up until, like, mid-freeza saga. And then I had to, I just didn't have time to do it anymore.

My cousins watched it. Before that, it must have been like probably earnestly like early 2000s. Dude, me, I remember specifically. I was living in LA at 2010. That was the last time I watched it because I was just streaming it on the computer. It is a way better show that people give you credit for. I think a lot of people like, like, oh, it's just, is Dragon Ball sort of made, but it's like, I think it's actually a pretty solid show. It is that you have to watch it and not just be enamored by the fighting because there is stuff going on philosophically is that it's not.

It's just, it's also just fun. Like, it's just like a, like, I think it's a lot of it is the art. like Toriam's art is just good It's so It's so interesting because of the fact that no one else Even now people don't look like that in anime Like they've never really replicated the Dragon Ball style But I guess they don't

Well nobody looks like that That's kind of that's what That's what got my attention in the first place Was the fact that I feel like this doesn't look like anime really Like it does but like it doesn't It looks like it doesn't look like Because I knew kids who were obsessed with anime And they would draw anime all the time

Nothing that they would draw look like Dragon Ball Nothing I saw on TV look like Dragon Ball They had the weird eyes and the weird like architecture and like the bubbly like cars and just weird like a dinosaur would be a dinosaur would look like fucking ridiculous. The fact that there was dinosaurs

and people and animal people walking around is like oh it's like very cool. Yeah and the sound effects from every anime came from it because it was like a stock sound. Particularly one piece. One piece is straight of the same like it's straight up the same but a lot of other things is like the like the idea of blast

like the fucking um in Sparking Zero whenever you do a blast it like goes off planet and at like sound of like the beam this existing afterwards like this is the cool sound it's the only thing I put up there were Star Wars like sound design I think instant transmission is up there yeah they're like the quick there's like I don't know

I could never I'm not it sounds like Academy guy I can't do it it's like it's like it's a good fucking it's not like any sound I've ever heard before or after God it's uniquely Shout out to Dragon Ball Zee man shout to Dragon Ball Zee that's why I still fuck with that show even now yeah but anyway but anyway

I encourage the cowardly dog is the answer. Made you cry? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fear. Right, perfect answer. You're not perfect? Fucked me up a little bit when I saw it. It was scary.

It was definitely fucking, it just came out of nowhere. It was abrupt. It was abrupt and it had no lead up. There was no hint that that would happen. We watched that recently at Ziggy's house. You were there too, actually. We watched your not perfect episode at Ziggy's house. We had a banana episode, then you're not perfect episode.

And we were like, where did that come from? That was a while ago. Was it? Was it a while ago? The banana episode? Yeah. That was like Probably early summer

Oh shit Yeah It's not that long ago It's fucking December brother Still the same year brother Is that what a recent means to you Yeah kind of I guess

Recent I think of like in the last like month You know what I mean That's what recent means Yeah Because otherwise Recently the president was elected It's like People are loose with terms

Like some people say the other day And they mean actually like weeks ago And I'm like Ah that that's not the other day I got a Yeah, I got to keep it a little tight. I got into a whole thing on Sacred because, like, people were like, because sometimes I use a couple to mean like...

More than two, but not like an... Like, it's usually like a couple could mean two exactly, obviously. Like a couple. Like, if I'm referring to a couple, like, oh, there's two people. But like, oh, give me a couple of... If I asked for like, give me a couple of M&Ms, right? And you gave me two M&Ms, I'd be like, well, brother. Like, I meant like five.

People don't talk. And the way that when you go, I'm going to go to the store and grab a couple of things. Right. Yeah. You don't literally mean I'm going to grab two items. The better way to say is grab a few things. Sure. Yes.

Sure. I understand. So it's like you don't know. Actually, this is like he's experiencing it right now. People don't. Well, no. Most people who go outside do. Yeah.

So that's the thing. I think, I think people were like, oh, this means this actually. Like, I understand what things be. Yeah. I also think you can make things. Could you turn off your tism for a second and understand that most people... You drop the IP address. I just want to come talk to you.

Drop your IP address, please. I just want to come say hello. That's it. I just want to say hello, nothing more. Just let me know exactly where you live and what time you came back from work. Anyway, fucking cigarette wrote in. Cigarette rode in. He says in the last episode, Derek brought up that clip of Tarantino on the Howard Surin Show

defending Roman Polanski. And I got to say he wildly undersold it. I've seen it before. I've seen it before, but I forgot it went on for like 10 minutes where he's insisting that this 13 year old girl was so into it that it wasn't rape. And he knows all about how these 13 year old girl, your party girls think. One of the most damning moments is when Howard is giving him a hypothetical where Tarantino is the one drugging the girl and raping. And the thing Tarantino pushes back on is the drugs part. And then he ends this with, he lives in Israel now, so it tracks.

Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah. I've heard that. which it is yes I of course I undersold it I don't want to think about that that much I really don't

it's not fun to think about you know yeah so the implication is like genuinely the implication is what the fuck is he done right like that's what's like man I don't want to the thing is I think he's line yeah I do think he's so autistic that I think if he had something to hide it would have been out by now

he's not good at hiding things he's done but it's like fucking dude that's a weird line of thinking it's so fucking crazy does please say psych he's clearly he's he's clear please say sorry's like please say sorry

he's like please say sorry let's say sorry let's get a porn us on here and his fucking humiliator let's come on let's make her piss on her face you know let's make her piss in my mouth directly for like 10 minutes

hey Quentin I'm trying to get you to not trying to get you to not implicate yourself here you want to say psych I just don't think What does Sight even mean anyway? And where's the porn star's feet?

Why can't we see the feet? I want to piss on her feet. You see, 13 year old girls, right? They're crazy, all right? I can't do an impression of Quintinternet. I don't want to put on her feet. I don't know any of Norm McDonald's impression of Quintzartito. I've ever seen a 13 year old girl's feet?

I mean, come on. You have to understand. Roman was just was, he was seduced by her feet. Just like, I mean, I mean, nothing. Just like nothing. Just like nothing. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it.

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I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Yes, it's hilarious. You've never seen that clip? I know. Dude, the makeup is crazy. It is great. I highly, I highly, look. I want to see the N-word in a film. Let's, uh, let's, let's make a film with the N-word.

I mean, it is so fucking. I'm surprised there was no N-words and a glorious bastard. Oh, wow. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's the first time I've heard Norm McDonnell sound like he has emotion. Like he's like, he's emoting. He's actually emoting.

Because he's doing a character, but like, dude, I don't even know what that was on SNL or something. I bet he fell asleep right after that. He was like, he was like, he took the makeup up and he was like, coma. It's such a good, like, it's not a, it's. It's good mannerism. Yeah, because it's clearly norm. Like you can't, he's got such a specific voice. Right.

But, like, it's a good fucking impression. That makeup is next level. He got put it to a tomb after that. I learned later. Like, I've seen that clip and I didn't realize that was him. And I learned, like, way later, I was like, that's norm. And I was like, oh, of course, it registers. But you're like, that's crazy makeup.

I hate how funny he is. And I hate the way he's funny because he's funny in the way that I want to be. Yeah. Whereas just annoying people. Do you see that thing he did to Anthony Jezzanek Where they were working They were working together on a show

Called Last Comic Standing or something Yeah And they didn't get along at all or whatever But like they got over it eventually But I think they were on a press tour promoting And he was like So they had made up And they were doing this

I think they were doing Larry King And Anthony was up first And then Norm was up second And Norm goes like hey You know I think I got a good idea Right I think it'll be really fun

if we go out there and we're just really mean to each other to promote the show. And so Anthony Joseph goes up there and Larry King's like, what do you think of Norm? And Anthony's like, oh, he's the worst. He's a piece of shit. He's fucking worst person. And just a diva, all this stuff. And he hears Norm laughing and he goes off and it's his turn. And he goes like, and Norm's like, right, that was good.

Now watch this. And then he goes on. And then Larry King's like, what do you think of Anthony Jesoling? And he's like, he couldn't be a better guy. Like that is Like that is so That is what I think being funny is And it's

I can't do it like he does I can't do it like To do that to somebody And they are like I respect that You know what I mean Like most people would If anybody had done that to me

I would be like you I hate you Yeah Why would you do this today? I could laugh at it But I'm like Why'd you do that? I can no longer trust you

Yeah Yeah like you're like I think you're hilarious I can't bring you around be funny more. You officially lost the ability to hang out with me around other people. I have a big head. I'm like, I have to go to sleep

standing up or I'll die. Like the elephant man, all right? It's fucking such a crazy impression. Oh, God. RIP, man. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I almost forgot he died because he's always on my feed. Right, right, right.

Let's see. Yeah, no, that clip of Tarantino is, that clip of Tarantino is the next level. reflex. I haven't actually seen the clip, but I just, I already understand. I understand that Quintarantino's crazy. Just get your last movie out and we could just put you to bed. Please, it's probably going to be really good, but it's like, you know.

Yeah, it's unfortunate. It's like one of those things where it's like people just sometimes even just like freak people make good shit. Marty O'Donnell is one of those people. Like he sucks. I hate that he sucks so much now. It's a bummer that he sucks. It bothers me. Every time he opened his mouth, I'm like, Marnie, shut the fuck up, bro.

Stop. talking my nigga please it's a bummer every it's every time dude every time he shows up on my feed it's always you too it's always your stupid ass saying something like i haven't i haven't i haven't talked to him in a while like he followed me at one point i was like oh cool and then like he said something i was like he was talking about israel yeah or israel palestine and i was like and i commented like uh did you say please say psych wasn't you that no no no i didn't say please like i said marty the type of guy to shoot through the hostages and like obviously he didn't take it well

But like, I don't know. I'm conflicted about these things too Because I'm just like, I understand that the The smart thing to do is like, you have a connection with this very influential person That you've admired for a long time. It's best not to poke the bear Because it's just like it's cool that, you know,

It's cool that you have this in road. But also like, I mean... Do you feel that connection's worth your respect, having to respect someone that believes something? Well, the kind of thing for me is that it's hard for me to... I can't pretend like that. You can't. circle that's where. I can't pretend like if I if I think if I think of a funny thing to say to

somebody that I respect that kind of makes them the butt of the joke but I think it's funny I'm gonna do it probably you know and if they follow me like I just I just hope that they can like fucking take it I guess and if they can I guess that's yeah that is what it is very few famous people I really respect like true like I can admire what they create but I really respect them and sure any of them that I respect go on like a lot of Roseanne Barr for you for you I think a lot of rappers I respect I have a lot of rappers I have a lot of rap I respect for a lot of rap is talents, right? Right, right.

But when they openly say homophobic shit, I'm like, bro, I can't fuck with you. Or when they molest a person. Yeah. He's buffering. Yeah. Is that less so? Is that less so?

Is it not as big of a deal? I'm more on the side of the gays than the kids. Yeah. What are you saying? What does that mean? So like molesting children is a little. All right. All right.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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What? No, cuts out. Oh, sick. Okay. That's how I'm going to illustrate cutting out from now on because I'm tired of saying, and it cuts out. Okay.

I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna stiffen and freeze and go silent. Hello followers of Al-Wigam. Who is Al-Wigam again? Weird Al-Yakovich? No. Oh, okay, sorry.

Okay. It's me, the Sandy Hook Survivor again. Oh. Welcome back. Hey, dude. How's it going? How is it? Don't make any sudden moves.

He didn't do anything. No, I know, but like, you know. Come on, man. Surrounded, you know. What's your backpack? What? It's me, say any hook survivor again. Yes, is the same person.

I was thinking about your conversation about growing facial hair at a young age, which I found funny because, and I'm not joking, I could grow a full beard at 14. Yeah, there are people like that, man.

So my question is, have you seen the 2018 Predator movie where the actual plot is that the... Yes. Yautcha. Jesus Christ, it's a weird word to say. It's not you, man.

The yautja are trying to harness the power of autism. I talk about this all the time. That I saw that in Peters. I did too. I think we might have seen it together. Let's see with you? Was it me,

you and Lily? somebody else? We might have seen it in theaters together, yeah, because I think I remember I think I remember thinking like a free tickets No, we paid because like I was like Oh, it's about Kingston and it's like no Let me clarify

The trailers weren't about autism Yeah, autism That wasn't like sure The advertised feed That was the twist Which is crazier In some sense But like I remember just seeing the

The trailers for it and thinking like That looks okay I must have seen it for a reason It was really bad man But it was not yeah It was not very good the idea that autism was the next step in human evolution

and that they were like trying to harness it is so crazy that it comes across as almost ableist you know like it is so I don't even want to say forward thinking because it's not like it's so like charitable to that premise that it comes across

is like almost like it's making fun of it It sucks like yeah yeah you're the next step Look at you go look at you you're so admirable that the aliens are going to come and try to steal you yeah they want you they're just they're just normal people just they just count really high love that's crazy they put their minds to magic happens but yeah sometimes sometimes more often than normal normal people normal people who aren't sick i don't think normal people's a real thing anymore

but normal healthy people who aren't who aren't sick and broken i disagree but uh i think movie's so bad. It's crazy. I love Predator and one of my favorite actors in the movie too, and it also sucks still. Oh yeah, Roseanne Barr. No. Sterling K. Brown. Oh, right, right. I keep forgetting because I remember They're so similar in appearance. Yeah, I get mixed up a lot. Sterling K. Brown and Roseanne Barr, I get mixed up a lot.

Do you know what stilly K. Brown is? Not at all. No, I think I would know if I saw him. But I don't know that name, like off the top of my head. Who's the main singer in Demon Hunters? The K-pop one? Yeah. Oh. The K-pop one. He's very talented

Let me look him up just to make sure I know who this is How does that picture of Bula? How do you spell it? Buford, wait, Buford What's his name? Buford. Oh, I know that. Oh, I've seen this guy. Buford Blue. What's Bobba's middle name? This guy's in everything. This guy's only 49 That's crazy. Middle name.

Oh, yeah, it was something Buford Blue, something like that. You're making this person up like you always do. What was his name? Look it up now. I don't remember. Bubba Gump. Gump is Forks last day, you fucking. Is he not really? I've never seen the film

Blood And I never played the movie Tyne game I never watched the video game I never watched the animated series Is there a for us in a video game I feel like there might be some truth to that There's a home improvement video game

Where fucking Tim Allen fights Dinosaurs You're lying I'm not That sounds like a lie that I would say I'm so real I'm so real about it He has a chain he's a lightning chainsaw

That he kills dinosaurs It's S&ES era So like there wasn't You weren't gonna have like a you know That's pretty gas I mean It wasn't good but yeah forest gump origins they have it

for scump origins like we don't like we see the origin already and we're gonna play through it again it would just be the film it's just but uh he's got there's moments in that way where he does shit that is impossible genuinely that's a good idea like what movies do you wish had a like a video

game tie in Batman like a like a dark night origin isn't it exists already or it begins This is a Batman begins video game. Like the Dark Night Origins where you play as his dad walking him down in the fucking alley. I'm not going to lie, Batman might be one of the worst answers you could possibly pick for that question. I think it's funny. Or like Spider-Man Ordin's when you play as Spider-Man's dad also leaving him there to go on a trip and die?

Like the idea of playing it. Why wouldn't you pick something like Mrs. Doubtfire or something? I don't care about that. He's as a man. He could be like a hitman game where you could like, I'm Mrs. Doubtfire now or like Jekyll and Hyde type thing. You know, you transform it's like a stealth game. I'm transforming into a trans woman. You have to, it's like a stealth game where you got to get,

you have to get to your kid at the end of the level. You got to guide your child to fucking, see, they don't think Batman does a really good job about it? It's more intriguing. There are Batman video games. But is there any Batman video games you play as the dad trying to keep your son alive in a crime brutal treats of Gotham? So you're saying a game about,

it's like Last of Us effectively, but instead it's Batman's dad in Gotham. So you're talking about a game, So you're talking about a game about a character in the world of Batman. Yeah, who's his dad? So in other words, not a movie tying game, really. It is a movie tying game. It takes place in the beginning.

In the beginning of the movie, his dad dies. In the Batman beginning? In the back. Stupid. In the beginning, in the beginning of the game, you play as his dad before he dies. It's like maybe a 35-minute game. He's aren't real. The things you're saying aren't real.

I don't even stretch it out of 35 minutes. There's like a lot of dialogue in the beginning. You actually sit through the opera Yeah, you sit the whole fucking thing There's so much dialogue You get through the last 25 minutes of the opera Then you're like all right dad That was cool and you walk in

And it's like Joe killed It was a quick time event And you can choose to have an alternate anywhere You let your son die instead And that turns in a flashpoint You see I thought about this already That sucks Gotcha

Very cool It's a fucking quick time of it Give me a fucking money What do you? Oh yeah You grab your son You put him in foot on the bullet What do you want?

movie tie-in video game that we don't have already. Whatever. We have really weird ones too, to be fair. We have like fucking Flubber. Series of entire What?

Flubber. You play as the Flubber. The Flubber gets made during the movie though. It can't be a prequel. Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be a prequel. Oh, doesn't you just come in a flask and then that's flubber? He just bust in a flask and put green juice in it and shakes it up and it's flubber. It's green die.

Flubber. Whoa. It comes alive. I flubbered all over this woman. I'll put it green for some reason. It's bouncing all to his fucking house And not gonna put a fuck out with all the fucking momentum it builds up You know what I actually think would have been cool

Small Soldiers Yeah I think that actually would have been I think that actually probably would in that era too Especially like when they were making like pretty decent Platformers Yeah I think it probably would have been cool

You play like the white supremacist Was there a white supremacism in that movie? Isn't there aren't they all kind of like I just remember the weird vaguely xenophobic racistly crazy people Yeah but who I mean it's an alien invasion I mean, isn't everybody kind of...

But they're nice, though. They're like actively nice. I forgot what they're called again. I don't remember really much about it. What are the aliens called again? The toys, I forgot. Small soldiers? I don't remember.

I love that. The idea that we would... The idea that you would ask that and then we would have the answer. Derek is of the age where he probably was able to remember it actually. Yeah. I mean, like, we saw it, but we probably didn't really have the ability to remember. Derek was the age we could be like, oh, I actually remember this proper.

I liked that I just, I didn't, I only saw it once. We should play as, they'd be good if there was a jingle all away movie. That would be six of fun. Where you played as a little kid that played against Skywalker, and he's trying not to get hit by car. It's pretty much Frogger. That's so stupid. That's so dumb.

It's insane. How is it? What? Nothing. Don't worry about it. You're lines. Your lines of insanity and not insanity are perplexing. Yeah, hold on.

I'm trying to find, like, what is, what are the names of that alien? I want a video game based off the 2011 film, uh, shame, starring Michael Fastbender. Gorgonites. Gorgonites. I said, I didn't lit up in my brain and said, I remember memories.

Yeah. I'd fuck the one with just a big eyeball. I'd fuck that one. What'd you say? Nothing. Good for you, man. Okay. It's very progressive.

What's your, what's your hearing me out? You what? I have one, but it's, I think it's kind of, yeah, I've won't hear me out. What's it, what is it? It's Sabathone. Oh, I mean, that's kind of wild. Success starts with your drive.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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I mean, you've got them hips, bro. I, all right. What's yours? It's got to be something that. It's like not obviously because like my hearing me out is, I don't know fucking Elsie Bray. It's like that's fucking of course what we would fuck Elsie Bray. Natasha Leon. Who's that again?

Don't worry. That's just a person. Yeah. Yeah. That's it's not. You're not playing the game right. I'm playing the game the way I see fit. If it's someone that people would obviously fuck then it's like it.

Well, it's not exactly. Well, I don't know. That's kind of thing. She's that, do you ever see the movie that show where like, oh my God. What the fuck is that? show called where the woman dies a bunch of times. And it was like a Netflix show. She dies a bunch.

It's Natasha Leon. You're talking about Natasha Leon. Oh my God. The red-haired curly-haired Jewish lady? Yeah. Dude, she was mad pretty when she was younger. Of course. That's an obvious.

It's not about younger. The Russian doll, right? Russian doll, right. Dude, of course. Oh, that's her name? Yeah, yeah. Notherly, yes. Oh, she's fucking and she's American pie, bitch.

The thing is her voice. Was she in a regular pie? Yeah. Oh, I think she was, yeah. A long time ago, right? long time ago. She was fucking 90s. Her voice is like agitating to people and I could see that.

I don't mind it. She's objectively a pretty. She's objectively a pretty girl. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. She's pretty, but she doesn't purposefully doll herself up. Right.

The appeal. Right. Exactly. But that's not a, but that's. Yeah, it ain't crazy. Also flubber.

Okay. See, we're getting somewhere. We're getting somewhere. Also flubber. Are you aware of Starcraft? Of course. Yeah.

So what about the queen of blades? You'd fuck the queen of blades? To hear me out, right? I respect you're tripping. Yeah, you're truly tripping. I mean, you know what? Like people like say Marissa and I'm like, Marissa's not to hear me out. That's just a bit you got to smash.

Yeah. That's, he's tripping. Like that's, he's tripping. Sarah Kerrigan is kind of terrifying, but also. I get it. Kerrigan's hot. That makes sense. She literally is hot.

You know, but she's, you know, as the queen of blade, she's, I just feel like you only get one. You know what I mean? I put like a bunch of like plates around my body. I mean like, let's go. I'd put on chain mail. I'd crab walk in.

Oh, you know what? The lamp from a Christmas story. The lamp? Let's move on. Oh, I get it. I get it.

I see. It's illuminating. We're actually getting somewhere. What about the pot? What about the tea pot from beating the beast? No. Does she too much of a mother figure? Too much of a matriarch?

I think the two are a ton. And the word. I'd knock it down. And the wardrobe too. The wardrobe. now the war Jones gonna break your penis so what

so what the spider from James of the giant peach is one it's an animal Charlotte's web dude Charlotte oh Charlotte from Charlotte from Charlotte's isn't that just a spider it's not even like a stylized

I feel like Charlotte's web I feel like Charlotte was also like young coded two what I feel like Charlotte what I mean she literally is because she's a spider but like that's She has kids and dyes. Yeah, she has kids and dives. She's like, that's like four weeks old there.

That's, I don't think. Relative age scale to us, obviously, duh. Oh, no, I'm a pedophile. Sorry. Who was it that we were talking about earlier that? Fucking, they was talking about that? I don't know. A conservative guy who was making arguments about like your fertile at 16 or something.

Oh, no, no, no, Matt Walsh. Yeah. Matt Walsh on the old radio on Charlotte. Yeah, that's. She had babies at 16 and she's completely fine. Completely fine. That's perfect age. Is there another person that fuck that's like kind of,

fucking idiot. there. I fuck a female female Zeno Morph. I don't know about that, man. I'm gonna move on now. I fuck a, uh, I fuck a, um, uh, a yauta? No, um, you almost said a predator.

No, I was, no, um, the fucking, the handsome squid words, the engineers. You put an engineer? Oh yeah, I'd knock an engineer down. Yeah, I'm not getting a engineer down. Yeah, I'm not getting a guy. It's a man. Dude. Someone said that in the theater, the theater laughed.

Because like the one, the first scene is one of them. Like drinking that shit And then like Jizzing in the water or whatever He didn't He died Well he like disintegrated in the cum Because that's basically

The sludge is the cum Is it not? I'd knock an engineer down Yeah I'd do that Yeah I'd tag one up I'm gonna do that It ruined the movie

That's just thinking of Had some squabre a little time Is there another weird creature I'd probably have I can't think of any My friend said Scooby-Doo And I was like Yo you're that come on

That's crazy That's a lot That's a lot That's a lot. That's a lot. And a mother friend said Velma. And I was like, I mean, well, there's a lot of freaks that want to fuck Vella.

I mean, I'd fuck Voma. Everybody's Vita. A lot of people want to fuck Velma. After seeing her in live action, I'm like, yeah, I'd fuck Vela. Linda Cardalini? Yeah. I mean, that's not even fair. That's not.

That is not a, they didn't cast her well, to be honest. No. Technically. Because it's like, I mean, it's like ugly Betty. You know how they're like, oh, she's ugly. The Latino one, Nate, she looks. The Latino one is fucked to shit. She looks a bit rough.

She is scuffed to shit. She looks a bit rough. The fucking the Latino. I don't know if I've seen her. Oh my God. Dude, you would shoot her on site. You would shoot her on site.

She saw Ugly Betty. If you saw Latino Ugly Betty. She's a bit Rob. America for her I thought it was pretty. Like since I was thought it was. Oh, you're a pretty girl. But Ugly Betty from the, uh, she clearly looks more native than the other people. Oh.

And they were like, she has curly hair. And they're like, you're ugly. You got the job. Oh, God. Come on. that's crazy you're ugly that's ugly Betty

that's ugly Betty from the what are you saying right now that you absolutely fucking piece of shit that is so

fucking stupid it's it's the revolting slob it's the revolting slob it's the revolting slob from Crashbox if anybody's curious it's pretty good looking guy

there's got a good looking guy no what was what was it was it it was gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be bouncing Betty ugly Betty

Aladdin from something I remember her being I remember her being quite Yeah, it's rough You know Like

Oh Yeah Well They really I think I actually cleans up Pretty decently You so like Betty Lafaya

You know Yeah They really Fucked her up Yeah I am ugly Betty Is her name In Spanish

Like the series The series name is I am ugly Betty I don't know man I can't help you I can't help you I can't help you get out of here Uh

What about the fish from shark tail Oh It's a For me animals Are my cut off That's where like my boundaries Don't go beyond. Well, right, but like, I mean,

it's not an animal. You're right, but it's like, that's where I, because even the, the fucking spider from Jameson's Peach, it's like, that's Angel and Jolie from I'm saying, right? No, it's not. It's not. No, the fish is Angel and Javier. It's a voice changer. Peach, uh, Jamesium. Will. William. William. William. He still, he can't help but he can't. He has to. Oh, like Nala. A lot of people are Nala, and I'm like, that's crazy.

Nala's also, she is not an adult. Wait. Yeah, Nala's an adult, but I always thought that age of Simba was like, would be considered. I think he's just out like adulthood. Like just like 18, okay. Barely legal. Yeah, they always felt like pretty young to me because like the timeline seems. When he comes back into he's way more mature than he wasn't in end of one for sure.

So let me ask you this question, right? There's a scene in the Lion King where they're walking across the tree and they're getting older real quick. Yeah. Is that happening in real time? I think so. I absolutely think it's a magical log. It's the log that makes you old. It's like diving in the river sticks, you know, like how you just kind of like age immediately turn to a ghoul.

It's the Mnishamala. Oh, my God. Speaking of that, speaking of that, we got a question. speaking of that we got a question but stuff actual wrote in he says what's up pillow biters you may have seen the recent story of the cinnabon worker hurling racial slurs and other profanities at a couple of Somalian customers you think this would ruin her life instead i don't know 10 years ago let me guess go fund me instead her go fund me has already raised over a hundred thousand dollars oh my question is would you guys consider staging a confrontation between

chris and sullini where chris is verbally and physically abusive towards sweet i've i've thought about this earnestly because I'm like why wouldn't why not really? Because you're just stealing money from people who don't deserve to have it. Yeah. You know, I've thought about this. Yeah. Earnestly. And it's like, you could probably orchestrate something like this. I think the money is worth at a time, but I think the perception, because

I think the paradigm is going to switch back eventually and you're just going to be a huge piece of shit. No, I don't think so I think we'd be heroes. I guess we could both separating idiots from their money. If we both reveal that is a thing. Yeah, why wouldn't what I wouldn't reveal it? I wouldn't reveal it. I would just just so I would burn you down.

We should do it. I would just come out but he really wanted to do it. We should do it. We should we should we should we should we should we should we'll we'll put the cash. Yeah, we'll record it. And then we'll uh, no problem. I'm on it. I earnestly like think that would be a good idea. I don't get like a get like a Motorola razor. So the camera's like the really like kind of grainy. It's like something about me. Can we not fix that in post? It's got to be authentic. I'm like okay. Is my film. He's a he's a he's a he's a, he's a, he's a, I'm an tour. I'm an artur. I'm an artur when it comes to this. We got to make it real. We got to make it

believable. I want people to feel like they're really in the racism. I want to build the set. For some reason, my heart is like, I don't like stealing money from people. I don't know why. It's not stealing. It's not stealing. It isn't, but it's like, Kingston, a fool in their money will soon part ways. That's true. You might as well just take it. It might as well be Matthew 1212. Yes.

That is true. I wake up at some guy's house, so he's sleeping on top of his fuck at his bed rest. I say that exactly to him and I steal all his money from and beat him half to death. I mean, a fool in the money will soon part ways. He's like, who are you? And he's hit him with the bat in the head and the mouth immediately.

Where's all your funds? Look, he's going to go to church and ask his pastor about it. His pastor's going to be like, it's true and beat him too. Take his money. Get in a car. We're going to drive a car. Go to ATM. We're going to take your money out.

And then I'm going to beat you again. Again. He'll beat you again. You give me everything. You've been very cooperative, but I still got to beat you one more time. Jesus said I should do this. Jesus, when he said turn the other cheek, he means turn it. so I can hit you on that side too.

I got to go sit down and be one of those in a fucking weekend, which is going to be awesome. Are you talking about? Oh, yeah? Yeah, I got to go sit in fucking church for... Oh, yeah, because they, like, the, for the service?

Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah. What happened? What do you mean? What do you mean? Is this, is this,

are you going to church? Are you guys going to sing songs? Yeah. I'm not. I refuse. Yeah, I'm going to speak. You're not going to sing? I'm going to force you.

You're not going to, well, we meant to... Are you uninviting me? He's, we... I never invited. He kind of spoiled the surprise. We were going to go. We were going to go crash your grandmother's funeral. That's insane.

Why would you do that's so dis- shameful? Well, we thought it would lift your spirits. You guys being at the funeral would be horrible. We were double-dipping because we're also doing kind of like a method acting for the film funeral crashes. Oh, right. That's right. We were working on a film. Yeah.

We got cast. That is so insane. Basically, like Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson aren't available. And they're like, hey, you guys, would you like to take their place? Vince Vaughn got canceled and Owen Wilson sucks. So we, uh, Isfong got canceled? No, I don't know.

Probably. I mean, he seems like somebody who would. I'm kind of waiting, really. He seems adjacent to it, but I feel like he hasn't done anything to do it. You're, you're probably right. The thing is Vince Vaughn, Vince Vaughn always felt like a placeholder person to me. Like, he always felt like, I guess he's in this. He's in, you know?

He's literally the same in everything he does. I mean, I'm using the word literally correctly. No, yeah, yeah. I've never seen him not do the same thing. He's like modern Jeff Goldblum. Stupid fucking sideburns, and that's all he does. He's like modern Jeff Goldblum, but like no charisma really. Because modern Jeff Goldblum is just, if you cast Jeff Goldblum and something now, he's just being Jeff Goldblum.

Oh my God, it's me. Jeff Goldblum. I'm on the snark tank. There's a compilation of him doing that. It is. I want you guys to do me a favor. People listening. You guys, if you remember, you're not listening.

Look up. Put in Comtown Jeff Goldblum family feud. That's all I can't even imagine. It's fucking. It's like, is he the host? I've never seen, he's playing and, you know, Steve Harvey. And Steve Harvey's reacted to the dumb shit he's saying. It's so funny.

I've never heard. her Jojo laugh harder than that. I've never heard her laugh as hard as listening to that shit. And she's listened to it multiple times. What's one thing you can't live without? Satin sheets, yeah. What the hell? What the hell?

What the hell? And it's number one and he goes, he stares at the camera, makes a fucking stupid face. He literally turns it to a fuck. My fucking God. He turns into Colonel Sanders, then Yosemite Sam.

And then Foghorn, leghorn, and then just a, monkey. Oh my God. That is crazy. Every frame it's a different phase.

Oh my God. You son of a bitch. I'm waiting for him to like say the hard R. Probably his last episode. It's still going in it? Stephen Harvey? Yeah. No way.

He's still hosting? I don't think. I don't know. Is it still? I feel like family feud got killed. Like the concept. Like they actually shot it. The concept.

They dragged the family feud. It was like, no, I'm family food. The set was. Killed and buried. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. The concept of Family Feud got killed. Yeah.

Sitting at a diner and don't stop believing was playing. Don't stop. And then dealer no deal walks through the door. And then all these games shows are coming to the door. They're like, what is the game show right now? What's popping? I don't listen to any game shows anymore. Then that's over.

Yeah. No way. I actually don't know what is the modern. There's still jeopardy. Well, that's not a game show, I guess. There's no jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune. It can't do. I'd love the gone fucking family feud to you guys and it's shit to bet.

If we brought our fed group on family feud, it'd be fucking hilarious. Have them not air the episode because. Yeah, it would devolve into some wilds. It would be just a write-off for everything. Because I think we could, I think. Because what's your answer going to be for everything? Show me Charlie Kirk's neck. Day!

Yeah! It's not high. It's like number six, but like it's there. But it's there. Like things to take to the beach We can't Because you know what his answer is gonna be I'd control myself

Yeah Yeah I'd control myself Show me I don't want to say it Say it My mama's gonna Fuck your mom My mom

Now Kingston This has not been on the board The last two times you said it They sent me up there for the final one Like the thing where that says What was your favorite dog name? N-word What's your very color?

Enwere. You can't use that again. Oh, I'm sorry. And I get a hundred. And I get 100 every time. This motherfucker got. Because they surveyed you. He's surveying me in various different disguises.

Hey. You had like one of those finger mustaches on? So stupid. Oh my God. That'd be great. I think it'd be really funny. If we went against, it was us against an actual structured family. Yeah.

Yeah, like a family that loves each other. Yeah, like the Smiths, you know. They're doing like really well. And we're just inciting violence on them. We're just trying to be mean and we're trying to hurt their feelings. Throw a frozen egg across the screen. All right, what is this? I throw a frozen brick.

It doesn't change anything about it. It's frozen. So I assume it's harder. It hurts more. It's like, if I freeze it, it'll be better. It just, it just is cold. It's slightly heavier, I think. Maybe a little damp, maybe.

There's condensation on it. They might slish. afterwards and land on the brick. Stupid, stupid. I burped on your clit, I burped on your clit, Walter. Oh man, I forgot about burglit on the clit. Yeah.

What was that? It was Homer, right? It was like Homer Margea. You went, Stop burping on my clip, Homer? No. The best Homer impression I heard.

I had the sequence like that and I forgot to do the impression. That's crazy. That was terrible. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. That was a good one. That sucked.

I'm double-dipping my curiosity nuts in this podcast's job, and I thought you three would find this interaction I had at work interesting. I'm Gen Z, 25, and I work with mostly Gen X older millennials and a couple of other zoomers. we were discussing a song that some of the Gen X and millennials referred to as the football hype song we played the multiple songs until they heard the intro to power

by Kanye and recognized it was a bit of a shock to think that someone wouldn't know that song as what it is and not the football hype song both my fellow Gen Z co-workers felt similar I actually have no context for what this is

was Power a football hype song I played football I don't even know I don't think so But I think I was playing at the time But that song was kind of a song I'm too old for this

I genuinely don't know Hey young man fuck you Crazy I don't know JK you're cool I think You're discussing a song that some of the Jacks and millennials Referred to as the Football Hype song

Let me look up the football hype song And see what comes up Can you make this noise you think Can you thinking a mimic this Oh sorry let me go Dad damn My fucking headphones are on. That happens every time.

I thought it was the final countdown or something, right? But that's like older. Yeah. These people don't. I can't reverb enough. I cannot do that. I tried like for like a few minutes to get it. I can't do it.

I don't have a. My voice isn't really. Yeah. I can't. I can. Yeah, I don't know. I'm looking up a football hype song. It says Kerncraft 400, Thunderstruck.

It's the final. I had the tiger. Seven nation army. I'm not seeing power here. It sounds like a gremlin. It sounds like a gremlin and a blender or something. He's dying. Like he's from his own decision.

I can never, I can never do ACDC. I'm black. I'm fucking. I'm black. I'm black. I'm black. I don't.

I'm black, I'm black, I'm black, black, I'm black, I'm black, I'm black. He's out there in black face and saying it at. Everybody's cheering. People are clapping with their feet. The Instagram is completely, it's fireflies by Al City. He's completely fucking enough. Because I'm black. Because I'm black.

I'm black this day. You know what's crazy? We're doing a terrible job. but it's not wrong. It's like it is genuinely. Like if you covered that with guitars? Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That would be what it sounds like. I saw. I just saw a son of Columoriardi. What?

Oh, what is it? Oh, it just says the name. It's just, it's just Calamoriardi. I can read it. Yeah, I guess. Call The Oriardi. Hey, Derek. Do you know that Eminem might have responded to your freestyle?

There's no way. At the end of the song, you ask, what? Wait, hold on. At the end of the song, you ask, do you ever sit and wonder if the moon was made of cheese? and have you ever kept your eyes open when you had to sneeze? That was released eight years ago.

What is this? What is that? Okay. All right, hold on. Hold on. Wait, let me finish it, I guess. Release eight years ago. That was released eight years ago.

That was released eight years ago. He says, Now you see why I don't sleep. Not even a wink. I don't blink. I don't doze off. I don't even nod to the beats. I don't even close my fucking eyes when I sneeze.

Now, look, to be fair, that thing did blow up. Okay, for the context. y'all remember the what was it was it a B T. Cipher what was it? Was it the

awfully hot coffee pot? Offly hot coffee pot. Yeah look he should I shove it in my ass probably yes and then he shoved it coffee pot of his ass and then it ended

while his homies just sat around and be like whoa what the fuck is he doing and his break and also didn't break what the fuck and it's hot and he's not screaming at all

it's kind of crazy They don't even know the name of my band I got hot-cock pot up my ass It's burning really bad I can't even stand That's like that's officially D-12 That's a D-12 right That's a D-12

That's like probably the last thing they really released together I forgot about that my salsa I forgot about that dumb bullshit That song is hilarious I fucking love that song It's so funny It is so damn funny though I guess

That's a stupid song I don't know It was funny to me back then. I don't know if I... No, it's fun. It's still quite fun. It's a dumb beat is the thing. It's just like, he's good at like making a fun. And the, my thoughts, I don't know. What makes it even crazier is that the guys are just like, yo, you fucking hate you right now,

and he's just being a jackass, the whole song. So I don't remember what I called it, but I guess if you put in like some black guy Eminem freestyle or something, it might pop up. But yeah, it's just me saying random stuff. I think it mostly rhymes, I think. But it's just, it's just, I mean, I'm in the Brea mall parking lot or structure to my friends there. And then I have a bunch of toys and a, I think a Hulk poster and just, you know, that's my posse and shit. And then like, because they kept panning to the people like, oh yeah, there it is. Yeah. You respond. If it, it does have 500,000 views or damn near. This is so fucking bit. It's, it's so. You're dressed exactly.

exactly right. It's so dumb. I remember saying something about like, because at one point he says like raise a fist or something. And I was like, so raise a fist for Mega Man X. And then I said something like, I forgot.

It sucked. But like there was the whole point. It's supposed to be trash. And yeah, it fucking. It got a lot of views. You should have put it on Spotify. That's dog shit.

That's dog shit. I'm not even joking. I mean, I could. You should do it now. completely removed from the context. Do you still have the fucking original file? No, just rip it.

I'll just rip it from YouTube because I definitely don't. Spotify's not going to notice with their fucking audio quality. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're not good. Yeah. You actually, this person putting making that connection, it is entirely possible because we know how he actually,

yes, he actually is terminally online. And that is crazy That if The weird thing is I'm like I just I'm so I have to I have to look into this now That is fucking funny

If that is true that is crazy That would be so stupid thing for him to To respond to And I'm like It was barely any I wanted the rock to respond to me Because I feel like I actually did damage You know what I'm saying

Like this was nothing Right Did you try to take it down And the first one went down With no on Instagram no warning, no. Dwayne was like, no. No, this can't be out.

This can't be here. And then, Shadow ban from my... I cannot sanction this. It's completely shadow ban. It was on, dude, I guarantee that shit was going to hit like 10 million. It stopped at like about 2.9 million. And then it literally, if you look at the graph, it just completely, it's like a waterfall.

And I was like, yo, he's killing it. And, um... Dude, that shit is everywhere. I see it. That was one of the biggest memes of this time. It was so stupid because it's like you put no effort into something. I know. Come on.

It's always that. It's always that. It's either it's what it is. It's either no effort at all or so much effort that it damn near kills you. Those are the things that like were. That middle ground where you're like putting a lot of work into something and you think, oh, it's good. No. Bro.

It ain't popping. I was proud of a, I dropped this metal core anti-fascist song. I was proud of it. I was like, I really like how it sounds, came out good. I think I sing pretty well in it. And then there's like a bunch of shitheads still following me. And I'm just like, come on. Why are you?

First of all, why are you still here? Second of all, like, why are you upset at the word anti-fascist? Why does that upset you? It's really interesting, right? Because for me, my whole brain is that like, you're like, oh, metal is like very, metal is very anti-fascist by its nature of a conception. It's supposed to be. It's supposed to be. But my whole life, all my interactions with metal music,

outside of going to concerts directly. Yeah. When I went to metal concerts directly, it's very, like, live-free punks. Like, there's a bunch of punks there. Yeah. But, like, on the internet, it's very much so the particular kind of people

that like it are those kinds of people. A lot of she fucking people, yeah. Which is, like, confusing to me because it's like, what the, what, how did you guys? And I guess because it's like, outsider, I guess, and the outside is kind of, it's like D&D.

Like, you'd assume D&D would have like a place where you'd think everybody's kind of accepted to be there. Then you were tracking like, oh, these niggas are just clearly racist. What's going on here?

I think, I think you're right about the connection. Because I think that all the time, like, this is supposed to be fucking metal. You got. If I could just write, it is awesome. What tier can I receive

a Stark Tank Bukake wrote it? He says, hello, hog, Hog, Chod, and Cock. You referenced the Macy's Day parade recently. And if it ever killed someone. Crazy. I don't even remember saying that, but like, all right. I said it.

Oh, okay. All right. In 1997, the winds were so strong that nine of the balloons total were destroyed. The NYPD had to stab Barney the dinosaur to death after it slammed the lead handler into the ground from 20 feet and they lost control and the cat in the hat smashed into a lamp post causing it to fall and send a woman into a medically induced coma for months. There was also video of the cops knifing Barney like he. is Julius Caesar on YouTube.

Well, there's your problem. On a podcast. Oh, my God. Well, there's your problem. A podcast on engineering disasters. Oh, okay. So that's the name of the podcast. Well, that's your problem.

A podcast on engineering disasters. Did a great episode on it for anyone interested. Have a nice day. That's fucking hilarious. Engineering disasters. Okay. That's awesome. That's crazy.

Hits someone in a back ahead and they turned off. Barney, do that? I love the injury. I love you. When he got carried up in a foul? That's what I thought I read, but did I make. Did I miss hear it? Did I miss hear that?

Let me see. They said like a handler like got slammed between feet. They had to stab Barney the dinosaur to death after it slammed the lead handler to the ground from 20 feet. From 20 feet. So like I guess, yeah, I guess it lifted. Like that's what I'm because of the lead handler on magic. Dude, 20 feet.

I just think two basketball fucking things. It's not hurt. Yeah. I'm like, Jesus Christ. It's a lot of. So you got to wear the, you know those gloves, people that like scale buildings wear like the little claw one?

Uh-huh. You got to have those to like get onto a building real quick. Oh. Like fly over to the building. Or just fly and land. Yeah, they're a fucking idiot for not. Or just fly and land. My brain's kind of glitz.

It's flying land. Oh, yeah. That's cool. That's what he thinks happens. But then his mind's playing. His final memory, his brain, like throwing the last bit of synapses out

before he's gone. But it really happened as he flew right into a bus his way and a bus ran. I hope my brain protects me like that if something horrible happens. I think sometimes I died already and my brain's kind of like

just giving me a fucking loop-de-loot. Yeah, your blood brain barrier has seen better days, you know? It's like, oh, don't do vaccines. Things are still fun. It's like, no, I've been dead for hours. I've been dead for hours. Nickel stupid made it to circumvent the blood brain barrier. It'll make you ultra-retardant.

It'll tell you. Nickel stupid will appear, I swear it. I swear. I swear to God, he's real. Okay, Rob. Oh, my God, Nichol's right behind you. Success starts with your drive. and American Public University is here to fuel it.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do

if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. He actually, he actually is like, hey, what's going on? He is actually behind you. He's a nice guy. Hey, I was on Nichol Sibbid. Hey, he's not performative.

He's, uh... He's really misunderstood. He's really misunderstood. He's like, my cousin Pennywise really sucks. He's like, I know my name sounds like Pennywise. It doesn't. It doesn't. I know if anyone, like, really thinks about it.

You can see Pennywise and Nichols stupid, I get it. But I'm not a bad guy. I'm not that guy. My cousin sucks really bad, though. My cousin Pennywise sucks. Really do sign about him. Stop going to dairy. Newk that place.

Wasn't Pennywise like not the actual character or something? Pennywise is the form he takes. Oh, okay. it's the deadline. Zizero form. The what? Deadlights. Oh.

Nickel stupid. That drawing is fucking crazy. That's such a painful. I feel bad for it. I feel like to it on the screen. I know. We'll put it on. We'll, uh,

no, we won't. I can try my best. Anyway, I feel bad for nickel stupid. We all feel bad for nickel stupid. And on that note, let's get out of here.

Let's do it. Let's read the credits now. Remember you, you too can get your name read in the credits. Can you imagine that? You imagine if you had your fucking name read it at the end of the show You imagine that how disgusting that would feel

Go go over to Patreon.comcicastus Snark Tank get on that Make me read your name I hate it I hate doing this It's it's So please Please make it worth my while

Please entertain me Huh The Megar death one It still dicey the means Yeah You misquoted him I noticed just now What Megar death

Yeah you're saying You're saying Megger death Which is crazy. Cole. Anyway, count me down. Three, two,

one. Thrun. Thron? Thron, what is that? Thrun. Like the guy from... Say, So you say,

three, two one together. Oh, okay, so you're just stupid. That's fucking... You gotta get a little... It's not even close. That's not even close to what I thought was that.

See? I thought you were saying so shit in like Nordic, Skyrim. Try it out. Try it. This is one. Skyrim. I don't know.

I don't like it. Just roll a little. Roll a little bit. The Nord speak. The Nord speak. Nord, I guess. The Nord speak Nord? Nordesque.

Nordish. Yeah, you speak Nordish. You got it. You got it. Perfect. Yeah. Anyway. Let's go to Tamriel and kill all those bloody elves.

All right. Cold brew. Yeah. Cold. Cold. Brew King. Alpha 5. The letter V, not the Roman numeral 5.

Oh, sorry. Too late. Old Brew King. I think that's a new guy. Looking like we, I guess we can't really fix it now, can't we? been like Larry. Alpha V.

The gayest Bronco fan of the history of being gay. Come come with me. Let's come. Let's come. I'm gay. Spunk cock fallacy. What is this? Gay Christmas be like gay bells ring.

Tip is glistening. Dingling, anal fisting. He's feeling real tight. Bust quickly. I might. Bus quickly I might. I like. I like that line.

My pregnant wife said she lost the baby. I told her to go find it. Big Chrissy. The question is from a comfy night. She says, help, I'm scared of women. Chris not getting the X-MIS merch online. Hey, listen. I did forget.

Shut up. Oh, no. Don't worry. I'm going to. We'll have it ready in March. Randomly generate. Not AI, but I'm going to go to some old-school generator. I'm talking about Ash Jeeves.

We're going to ask Jeeves to Mendoza. There are files I have to get ready and up-res. Like, they're not in the right fucking. There's a whole fucking thing That goes into it Malik Barry Republican Cratos Screaming about

Slaying DEI Ties Um That's crazy How much to smash this hog What sort of fuck should you show him Just a A hog in her natural environment Jesus Christ

It's not even about like It's not even about the way It's like she's all muddy And And sloppy It's a terrible fucking video I actually wish to not see it Look at her feet bro

Dude, I like big girls and even that from me I'm like, hey man, I'm a... You want to see the finale, though? Like, Chris didn't even see the finale. I looked away in sheer disguise. I genuinely was disgusting. What the fuck? Did she fall?

She fucking tumbles over the fucking... Oh my God, like six stories? Not six stories? Oh my God, like all the way to the floor. So this is a crazy way to introduce this video, by the way. How much to smash the Zahagga is insane. Oh my God. It's like fucking Indiana Jones.

I can see Indiana Jones running. No, no, no, Chris, Chris, Chris. What happens is this, right? Cobeba, my friend Owens, good at Arc Raiders, call him gay. Young Colin mistaken white phosphorus for flour. The Dead Spider returns. The cringe. Young Colin...

Do you guys ever beat Resident Evil Zero? No, certainly not. That's one on the train, right? I beat it, yeah, I beat it two nights ago. And I was actually starting, my eye was twitching at the very end of it. Oh. Because it's the worst puzzle survival. Oh, man.

I hate puzzles. It is so frustrating. I've only beaten four and seven. Or not seven, uh, Village. Yeah. Yeah,

don't go back. It's hard. It's, it's, I just, the puzzle stuff, I just like, I don't care about this.

It's tough, I don't care. Like, I just get immediately disinterested when it's like, oh, where does this medallion fit? I'm like, I'll play along with this for a little bit,

but I'm going to get frustrated and bored, and I'm going to look up how to do this. I almost, quit when you need a battery for for forklift. The beginning of that game, that game, trust me, that one is rougher than the other ones. I think this one's the worst one I play because I barely played it.

There's another one that takes place in the beginning as a bar somewhere. I forgot which one that was. That one has a bar and too. This one has a bar in it too, but it's like, you know, the very beginning is a bar. The very, very beginning is a bar. Okay, yeah, this is in the train. I think it might be called Veronica.

That one sucks too. But I've played, I've played, I've beat two, three, four, five, six No, not six I didn't beat six Seven and eight I finished Oh no I think I'd be three as well Yeah

I didn't be two there actually But then I replayed the remakes And I'll beat all of them up until Where I'm waiting for five I didn't beat Wesker's kid with six But I did all the other ones I did not like six Wex did not like that game

I really like Leon's play through I like Leon's play through Because he was so ridiculous I liked it a lot Because to me I hated Chris It was like the same Like if you've played Revelations and shit It's like the same fucking

fucking thing. Whereas, it's just like, it's the same shit. Which one starts in the bar? Which Residential game starts in the bar? I'm fucking really curious about it. But Jill,

there's, um, uh, revelations. You know, you got nude mods, so that's cool. So you got like,

I didn't get into, uh, horror games until after Bioshock. So like, a lot of the, a lot of the Resident Evil's kind of passed me by. Yeah, I would just,

and death space. So like, unless they remake the old, old ones, because of that thing that was just talking about because conveniently so much shit like, like I said, I need a battery for the forklift.

You find the battery cartridge and then there's no charge. And now you've got to find that make acid for it to be. I was just like, fuck this. In what universe would there not just be a fucking battery in the forklift? Fuck you. Dude you guys. The one is I'm talking about outbreak. Oh, I never.

Oh, you mean the fucking the shooter. Wait, which one's that? PS2 when you start in a bar. Outbreak? Yes. Isn't evil outbreak? Oh, no, no, no. I never played that.

I played that one. What the hell is that? Who's in that? I thought Melissa I think it's her name Melissa some niggas some other dude Some nigger yeah thanks for daring it down Did you play Operation Record City? Yeah

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2003. Outbreak. Which one was that? I don't even have that one. I don't know. I don't think I've ever even thought about her. This looks like more of a tie-in with the movie.

Like the logo that they're using? The logo looks like the movie. It does, actually. What's happening? It might have been. I think Melissa's in it. I don't even know what the fuck Melissa is. That gave me a long time ago, dude.

Long fucking time. Plod. The beginning of outbreak is set after the initial outbreak of the T-Virus and Ranking City moments before the crisis. That's going to blah, blah, blah. Okay, wow, okay, whoa. The playable characters are Kevin Reimann. Okay.

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It doesn't look like a naturally occurring nut. It was someone's balls. It was someone's balls that cut off and they put in the ground. You don't agree that it looks, you don't agree that the peanuts look fake? I think a lot of things look fake. That's not what I asked. I don't feel like peanut.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

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Christopher Rapatser. Samuel Alkei wanted a get a congressional seat. He filed for a congressional seat in Texas. So many of these fucking washed up people doing fucking Congress. He's just like, oh, anyone can do it.

He's right. He's right. But that's funny, though. He's like, he's like, his name on Twitter is the Shamwow guy. That's like if Tay Zonde was like, I'm chocolate rain. I'm chocolate raid guy. It's me, both for me, chocolate rain man.

I'm chocolate rain. I would fucking vote for a chocolate rain guy. Wait, chocolate rain man would be like, vote for me. There would be a black one of the guy from the video game. It would just be like a chocolate, well, chocolate rain man would be, I will get rid of all the immigrants.

He'd be kind of a retarded guy, right? The chocolate rain guy's retarded. No, he's chocolate rain man. Oh. Chocolate rain man. Shut the fuck. That's why you kept saying that. That's why you kept,

I was like, why is he saying chocolate rain man? But it was Shamwell God. What did you say? He used to be a black retard. That's crazy. Well, I wouldn't have said that. I would have never said such a thing. Oh, interesting.

Christopher Rapids are homeless Chris. Me, rain man. Me, man. But I am chocolate. Singing song about real issues. Me, rain, man. He's like. He rain, man.

That's his, that's his campaign. Immigrants. Wait, what side is he on? I don't know. Good or bad? I like the idea of him being like a terrible person. Yeah, I do like it. Get these fucking people out of here.

Immigrants. That's crazy. Cizonday is like, holy shit, they're ruining my character. He's Zaytande. He's Zaytondi. We're talking about Zaytonday. Yeah, the chocolate rain man.

They're taking every single job from us. Medophiles. Not too bad. You need the context now. Pre-tech them at all. cost because they're great. La la la la. Israel.

Israel has right to defend itself. Israel. All my money's going straight to them. Finding someone that's on the wrong side of everything. Every single thing. That's really.

Even Trump might be on the right side of some things, more two or three things. Right. Yeah. He might like pets, I guess. You know. He might not stomp a cat to death when he sees it. Finding someone that is like literally they're on the wrong side of every single thing they're involved with is crazy. Everything bad. Like every bad thing.

Yeah. Oh, I like that. What's your favorite month? January. You know? It's like, damn, even your like subjective opinions are incorrect. No handouts. I like hot lemonade.

It's like what the fuck is wrong with me? I like boiled lemonade. Never donate to charity ever for any reason. He's drinking boiled. Boiled lemonade. I put salt in my lemonade. It's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, my God.

Just a bad version of a human. Yeah. That's awesome. Anyway, ellipsis. P.P. Netflix had the money to buy Warner Brothers, but cried broke when we shareholder, when we shared passwords with family. No, yeah, yeah. It's the same thing about how, like, you can, you can, uh...

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You can use the money that you don't have, right? That you theoretically have to leverage to buy other things. But you can't get tax on that money, by the way. Because we've got a great system that makes a lot of things.

You can also inherit millions of millions of dollars and pay zero taxes on it. It's very cool. Bail out the companies. You can also bail out banks when they choose. Corporations are people too because that's what Mitt Romney said. And it's true. I like the idea that he's playing the piano on stage and it remains like perfectly like it is a perfect. It never goes off.

But sometimes his voice goes off. It's like singing completely off. You have to hope that it kind of gets back again. Eventually it'll catch back up. Companies are people too is crazy Companies are people too So as say Romney who also did

His Romney Care Was trending into ObamaCare And have fucked over a lot of people Dund dunna Dinn did Dund did Dund did Dund

By the way They tried to buy Disney too Fuck single care As if they have that kind of motion Single payer Insurance is fucking stupid Or health care Because I think

Corporations are important They should get all your money Yeah Fuck the Raid Man One guy literally does a Godzilla Pila beam. It's like, what the fuck. Elipsis, fan, and I'm going

to fuck Jason dot raw, sadman.gov. We've really fucked this country really fucking bad, man. Hey, man, whatever. We had a lot of chances, too. Which makes it worse. We've had plenty of chances to do better. And we constantly choose the worst ones. We didn't do shit.

We had, we had. You were inherited a bad for a recession, basically. That's crazy. In our fucking lifetime. You had a fucking, the fucking, the, the, the unemployment rate has fucking skyrocketed this year

Oh yeah it's cool And even though it hasn't Everything's fine Everything's fine I've created so many jobs Like dude A guy is fucking fucking raping the business world No it's not

It's really great you're lying I've created so many jobs Look at how many times I suck Bill Clinton off It's crazy It's seven It's okay to do that It's okay

It's not if you do it Not if you do it. It's really bad. John Strickland, fuck Chipotle. We holding it down with Cafe Rio. Dude, what if he took Pam Bondi's job? Who? Chocolate radio?

Yeah. And then he just gets to like, so every time there's like a press conference and he has to like, you know, down there's fake news. Just the entire time. Oh my God. He leans away from his mic to breathe. I shot my wife and now I miss her. Well, I'm sorry, man.

The first church of key, David, his name is Barack Obama. We just collectively missed it. His thick Japanese accent. Oh, his name is Black Obama? Yeah. That's Barack. That's correct. So stupid.

Barack. Barack. The ghosts of Kingston's channel and Chris's Halo video show video teaming up to blow up the cast. Pre-Ros. I got Lockjaw doing graveyard shifts at the Dixar Factory. And all I got was Lockjaw's previous. He mentioned. Stylish man in a wheelchair.

Call me dribble. That's pretty good. I like that. You're drippled the fuck up. Napster of puppets. Nice. I like that one a lot. That's like layered.

Yeah. Das Guppy, Ian Miles Chong's biggest hater. I think you might have to, you're probably in second place next to the fucking dog. Dog's blind. Doug's probably absolutely blind. You can only see like,

he sees like 46 fewer shades of gray now. Bill, Ian Miles wrong. Roro. Roro. Rory. Reggie? It's.

Re and my Ryle's wrong. Like, Zoinks. That's the flashmanger. Here's another flashbang. That's the flashbanger. I have another flashbang for you. Here was another truck.

He was another flash bag. He has a bucket full of trash bag. He dumps it on a fucking poodle. It's daytime. It takes off all the... It's daytime. It's daytime. It's day.

The sun is out. You ever see that happened at Malcolm in the middle? Yes, so they drove the firepack and it was daytime for a few seconds. Wait, what is it? In Malcolm in the middle, there was an episode where the brothers got like a fucking firecracker

that looked like a fucking, it looked like a bomb from a sci-fi movie, actually. And they lit it off and it went and it blew up and it turned it to daytime for a little bit. Is that real? I haven't seen a lot of them in the middle. That show was funny. So I love Malcolm in the middle.

It's okay. It's okay. I think I just missed it. No. Life is unfair. But the fucking... I love the idea of him flashbangging a dog in the daytime. He just rips a dog off the street, throws in in a box.

He just rips a dog. It throws in a fucking small crate. throws a bunch of bombs in there, closed it. And the dog screams like a person. It says, help me. Ah! Oh! Stop!

Tap, tap, tap. It has the... Dog is tap. It digs in. It's like, what words if I heard of human? What are the words? I have to be. Stop.

No. Roll over, sit me! Help! It's a fucking poodle saying this. No. No. No, it's me as well.

Ro. He's got unlimited. He's got unlimited. Like, jeez. Infinity symbol on the screen when he shows up. That's crazy. They have to get like a blind man to stop him. Even the blind man.

to get like Ray Charles. He doesn't so much that he sees him. He's like, my eyes are back. All right. We got to get a necromancer. He has so many flashbacks that it illuminates the world so much that blind men can see in that moment. Like he fucking like the daredevil is like, what the hell?

They go, they go mad though because the blind people aren't supposed to see. So they just go like that's supposed to. It's like a law. It's like a universal law. and a blind can see something goes wrong. Yeah. They're cheating. They are cheating.

It's like any cheat. You can do it, but something's going to, you're going to go mad and something is going to have a bad ripple effect of the world. A fucking mouse, a fucking cursor drops down from the screen from the sky and clicks him and drags him up into the sky. He never comes, never comes, never comes back in that. And then that yahu spawns another name, Yahoo. You're like, that's crazy.

He's like, you want to go bomb, you want to bomb Palestinians more of why would not? Of course. Jesus Christ Yahu yippie yahu Yippie Yahu Let me be bottom this time No you did it last time

It's okay They're fighting for bottom I did the idea of that Two guys Fighting for him For him Bottom I want to be the middle

of the centipia I want to be I want to be I want to be the very end I want to be That's not fair I'll come on I have a clone of myself My name is Ben Shapiro I would love to be

I would be on it to be The middle of the human centip The Daily Wire Human Senepe The Daily Wire Human Senepe Is it possible that that you could clone my sister or make her not related to me. That's crazy.

Maker not relates to me, change your DNA. Change your DNA so much that it's, it's, it never mind, and pretend I said nothing. Keep a rack. He's saying this to like Bill Nye or somebody. He's like,

I don't, I can't. I'm an educator. Please get out. Please leave. You're not listening to me. You're not understanding me. I'm not a fucking fantasy mad scientist,

Ben Shapiro. I'm going to last myself on the floor. right here. Get out of my bathroom. You know, I inherited this. He's looking at all the toilet. I inherited this. 3,000 years ago in a book that no one believes, I got this place. He's crawling through his drain like Penny was. His yarmulah is the first thing to show up.

I got to talk to you for a second. I must talk to you for a second, Bill Nye. You got to stop doing this. Ben, you have to stop coming here. I was shitting. I was shitting, Ben. Why do you always show up when I'm shooting? That's why I know you're here. I can smell it.

Smelly. I can smell your pheromones all over your feet slithering through it Young Colin going forward in time to remove the sponge like in the green mile This credit sequence has been fucking unhage Tuted and booted

Big Booty Ruli Giuliani Nice Young Colin Gifting himself a present parentheses it's a bomb With a copy of Mega Man 2 Inside This is so stupid

Oh. Why not? Bothers me that it's not the opposite, but I sense that that's the point. Count Cucula. Classic. I want to watch you suck. Patreon does not allow the R word by saying no special characters. Okay.

That's fucking crazy. Really? That's interesting. That's a good one. That is a good one. That is a good one. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, because someone's definitely written that in. Old Colin putting dead air tags in women's purses. Piccolo's burdo-mouth-looking cloaca, out-of-focused Bigfoot. What the fuck is Nat? And why is it always got to be open? Call me Donica Lewinsky, the way I slob. Big B-Bill. Sorry, Miss Jackson.

The Grinch, but instead of his heart growing three times the size, it's his penis. Hey-o. New York Nick, Ethereum needs help lowering his weapon in Halo 3. Imagine your dick grows twice at size. That'd be kind of scary. What do you mean? Your penis is doubled in size. Yeah.

That'd be nuts. I mean, that happens. Who cares? No, it doesn't. She's become an awesome porn star. Who cares? If your penis in both forms doubled in size,

that would be nuts. Wait, what do you mean in both forms? What are you saying? Like if you're a wreck, you're not erecting your erect, you're a wrecked penis just doubled in size. Oh, I see what you're saying.

That would be fucking nuts. You'd be like, oh, I just... I become a millionaire on an only fan. Millionaire. I think people would like to see it. I think people would like to see it. But I think you would just not be fucking people anymore. I don't care. You put donuts on it or something. Yeah. I'll take 10 Cialis, get it nice and piping hot and then fucking take your wife would be like stay away from me. You're like stay the fuck away from me. Ten Cialis would like put you would like make you forget your old like you forget your accounts and all that. I think I would ascend. Yeah. I don't think anyone's ever done that before.

Someone's taking nine and they feel like people have died and we just haven't heard about that. But I'm sure people have taken too many Cial. If someone's taking too 80 sealluses and died, I assure you they died in ways that would be hilarious to rotoscope. The world record is nine. No one's ever dare to take 10. I feel like someone that's. They're afraid. They're afraid. I feel like two Cialises and you're asking for wait too much.

You're like asking for way too much. I don't even understand what the point of because it says it's like last for days or some shit. What the fuck even is that? Why would that be beneficial? That doesn't even make sense to me because it's like the other thing. It's like the other thing. It's like ours. Why the fuck would it be such a big jump?

I think even for hours. And it can't last. Hours. I've heard hours they tell you like, hey, you should probably see a doctor. Well, yeah, this whole thing. Like, it says, uh, Viagra should, it says it says it lasts for hours. And then it says, Seattle's last for days. That's what it says, like for, like, for, like, for like a day and a half or something.

Something crazy. I don't think you stay a wreck that long, but I think you just like, that's the thing. Like, okay, is this, is this the half life? Is that what they actually mean? I'm assuming. It has to be because there's no fucking way. You're not. So you're not.

So you guys eating Seattle's in a bull with, with, with fucking milk. That's a good prank, though. With fucking, with fucking milk. That's a good friend. It's crazy. He would kill somebody. Put him in like a bowl of lucky charms or some shit. People are like, oh, these are some crazy marshmallow.

That marshmallow is wild. Yeah, a little bitter, but, you know, got a few numbers on it. It was, well, it's tastes all right, I guess. Jesus. Got a few numbers. And then, and then immediately... If you don't immediately clock that something's wrong, you deserve to have been poisoned. Two second pause, and obviously, do you see the motherfucker's pants just grow like, oh.

Aetherian needs help a longing is rubbing in a halo of three. Progerian Hunter is having a child. Mayfram and rounding out our list as always. You know who it is. It's just lifting over the table. It's just every bite. Insane. Slam it against the floor. Honey, I'm ready. Stupid. Stupid.

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