The Snark Tank - #382: Are We Sure This Isn't Sween?

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

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Yeah, I was going to edit come, not instead of blood. That was the idea. Come is funnier. Come is funnier. That's crazy. That's just jackbox rules, basically. Come is funnier. It's just like always devolved a name.

come. Yeah. It's come. It's shit. It's like you see in Mortal Kombat how you can edit the colors of the blood and then it's like white. Yeah. So like it's like you can do that. Yeah. So like mute it. You know, like to nerf it. So it's nothing like it's scary. So there's a white version and that's crazy. Have you not seen the invincible edit where they are in China? I think it was China they didn't make the blood not right. They made it white. So it looks like come. Sure, but I didn't mean everywhere. Sure. Battlebeats is beating people up and it's like cum full on his face and he looks face. I understand.

I get that. But I thought that was like, you know, the studio's doing it. Which it is in that case. I didn't think you could do that like your own, like yourself in Mortal Kombat. There's a version where I think it, I think that's the only, you know what? I think there, because like, usually it's green is like a lot of times like the alternative turn it green. So it's not as scary. But, um.

I feel like green's way frightening. Well, it's like, there's vomit coming out of your fucking head. But it's like, oh, like, I remember they did that in, I think the first time I saw that, I think it was in Turrach. Where it's like, turn the blood green and it's not scary. And I'm like, well, I guess, just acid is like reptile in Mortal Kombat was the only one I had green blood. And then green, green was just a default. I think it was just an easy palette swap. Yeah. But yeah, you know what?

I might be talking out of my ass too. And you never know. Somebody might have just modded it white and it's not. But I think there is a way. You can change it. But I don't know if it's actually right. It's like the, what is it, arachnophobia filters in video games

where it's just like they turn the spider into a circle. Have you seen those? I didn't even know. I've never heard of that. What? What are you surprised by this? That's interesting.

No, because do they have something for everything? Like if you're, if you're like playing ace combat for people who are acrophobic, they just, what is it, look like you're not on the air? If you're afraid of heights in ace combat, it looks like a car. If you're afraid of heights and ace combat

is just a void. It's just nothing. It's scarier, I think, would be afraid of height. No, you're, no, we've been over this. Being afraid of heights is about being afraid of the floor being far away. Yeah, because it's not being afraid of the space. If there's no floor at all. Because like, say for example, in Space Mountain, is it Space Mountain the ride?

There's the one when it's all dark and shit? Yeah, so I can't see anything. So there's no ground to be afraid of. Right. Like even though I'm ascending, you know how like before the big, it's just this going, going, and then it's counting down. I just looking down, you don't see anything versus being on a regular traditional roller coast. in the ground, I'm like, holy fuck. I went on Space Mountain once, and the thing didn't latch.

So, uh, yeah. So you stood up? You stood up, you're like, yeah, ruin it for everybody. And die. Stand up and get my hand cut off. And everybody, and der, break from the fucking thing. It's, you know, like the ride is kind of struggling to go, but then it finally goes forward.

I saw a video like, oh, what is that? guy. I saw a video like a fucking half hour ago of like some Indian kid putting his hand out of moving like he was sitting on a train and then he hit something and then he clearly he clearly broke his arm. Like he didn't look any, it didn't look gory or nothing but he was like and he was just trying to play it off real cool. Oh like him. And then he just sat and cried. Was he wailing or was he just crying? He was just, he was just silently, it was a silent cry. That's how you know it. That's how you know there's acknowledgement and pain, you know. Right. Cry quiet. Yeah. It's like, what?

have I done? What have I done? I did this for my, that is when my, have you guys have experienced boy hype? What is that? What are you saying? You know, when you're like when you're around, when you're young, how that sounds. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that sounds here. You know, when you're around your friends, and it's a bunch of kids doing some shit. This is like something Diddy would say. Yeah, like boy hype. It does sound like, go ahead. Turn to my boy hype party. Okay. What did he tell you about? What do you say? So, when I was younger, I just mean, my friends, me and my friends would be hanging out at like the fucking playground and like, how old are you? I was maybe like 17, 17, 18? No, it was maybe like.

29. It would be like 34. Older than you are now. Currently. I forgot how old I was, honestly. That fucking my friend, my age blank. All right.

But no, I like right now, like right now. When I was like maybe like, when I lived in the Bronx, I was maybe like, fucking like between like seven and 11. Okay.

I gave you that out by saying when you're a kid and my friends. Yeah. But my friends, we would like be doing shit and one guy would like jump or something. I could jump over that. And it's like,

yeah, do it. And then you go and you do it. And someone gets, fucking hurt immediately because that all it was all being a young kid was this your other little friends hyping you because they're all too stupid to understand consequences right yeah but it's interesting because i don't think girls have that the same way i'm caught up in the game my attention is on every play and every whistle but what i'm missing is a signal coming from my kidneys that signal isn't like a ref's whistle it's more of a silent sOS which could be warning me of an increased

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I just wouldn't think about it. I'd be like, oh, yeah, my friends are hyped me up. Let's go jump off this. Like, dude, we assessed the danger. If it was too crazy, it was like, no, none happened. I would never do anything that I wasn't sure that I could do. Because I also was definitely afraid of embarrassing myself in front of everybody. That was also something where I was just like, I'm not going to do something if I'm not absolutely confident I can do it.

And so, like, I never ended up doing any of that weird shit. Like me and my friends would get on the swat. You know, get on the swings and you would jump, right? But where I lived in the Bronx, there was a gate right in front of the swing set. So one of my friends jumped and landed on the gate. Yeah, cool. Landed right on the gate. And I was like, oh, fuck.

You just had no idea about like trajectory. He just, because we were all doing it. He was like, I'm going to go super high. And you're like, and it's funny because the way kids jump out of swings, they like got out and like sore. And I remember looking at him and I was like, mm-mm, that's not going to end well. Yeah. Right on it.

Can you, uh, did you guys ever jump off backwards? That was the, that was the final bus. That's, it's, it's, there's a kid. There's a kid that I, I don't think he exists because first of all, his name was Chaz. Who's, who's, who's, who's named Chaz? I knew one Chaz. Oh, you knew a Chaz. Maybe it was the same guy and he just hops from school to school

because I never saw him again after that year. Do you understand how much older? He's a mythical creature. Yeah. Because Chaz came to, it was my elementary school, my private elementary school, and started teaching us all this cool tricks

that like he'd how to flip off the walls, how to get off the sweep backwards. Oh, do you kick off the wall? Yeah. And then fucking. He met a fay. He met a fay. Yeah.

I never saw him again. He was like, all right, kids, later. And he disappeared. I swear to God. He was not there in a complete year. And there's a lot of those people that went to that school that I've came across throughout time, especially my older brother. He's very sentimental and finds he's like family tree guy and does all the shit.

So like, oh, here's this person. Here's Villia. Here's Nick. Chaz. No chas. No chas. Caz doesn't exist. That was a fairy.

He met a fucking fairy that taught him about how to be bad and then fucking dipped. It was weird. I was like, all right, kids. Now go jump off small buildings and die. And I'll see you later. And he fucking, he fucking, the fucking bathroom. door turned into vines and he walked through it and no one else could do it afterward we just never talked about it you got we forgot it you got we forgot it you're gonna go home you on to get now

you're like holy shit he did walk through a fucking doorway of vines now that you mentioned it yeah yeah yeah what happened to chaz i feel like i think our chas is just a gay kid you're just a gay he didn't teach you how to do gay stuff no he didn't teach us anything that's too i think he talked about he's about being gay he's like i'm gay and you're like i think he's a burlesque person now oh nice yeah that's dope that's dope bell that shows are not my vibe but Yeah, I mean, good for him. I mean, I would never be caught there dead again. Oh, good? What?

Oh, interesting. Anyway. One of my closest friends was gay as shit, but we didn't know what gay was yet. What do you mean? What do you mean? Same I mean. Well, it was just like, as we got older, it was like, oh. Yeah, yeah.

There was also some things, my brother actually unlocked a memory for me that is, that could be, you know, controversial, I guess, but we're all kids where he was very, I guess, more, he was, he understood sexuality before we did. and so he would be all like we'd have sleepovers and he'd be like he was like a frat boy basically the way they do like oh get like naked pull out his dick and we're like

bro that's crazy and you know as we got over like oh well you know he just kind of like was really discovering himself and maybe fishing you know right and I was like fishing I was like oh man that's crazy like I was like older I had a good gay friend early high school

when I had a very good close gay front of early high school and that's when I like I deconstructed homophobia in my mind. I was like, oh, this is a dumb thing. I've been homophobic that made me leave the church actually. I was like, oh, this is dumb as fuck. And then I stopped believing in God. You're like, homosexuality is cool. God's not real. Is that what you're saying? I stopped believing. It was like, oh, being gay is not a problem. This guy is the least problematic person I've met. And he's just gay. I have friends in Catholic school. Meanwhile,

you guys beat your wives here in the church. Fair. I have to be around, which is really interesting. I think my friends in Catholic school made me stop believing your God. Like earnestly. You're a Catholic. Like friends. The Catholic school. A lot of the Catholic girls I know were true. What did they do to you? Dude,

it's not even about. Unearth. Unlocked those memories. You know what the crazy? The crazy. I might have told this story on the show before. But I don't actually don't know. The craziest fucking memory that I have is I was looking for, I'm not going to name their

names because they're fucking their first graders at this time or something. It would be crazy. But it's still, I was looking for my friend. We had a concrete fucking playground. It was, it was the parking lot. And they would empty the cars out for recess Because that's what they had in fucking yonkers or whatever And I was going out

I was looking for my two friends And I was like where the fuck are they And they're in an alley And a girl in our class is stripping for them I'm not even fucking This is not a joke This is not even a slight exaggeration Like really

Like actually for real I'm brain-barrying that I'm brain-blood barriering out of my mind right now Like, okay. I don't even want to talk about this. You know what's crazy? I just wanted to trade Pokemon, dude. Yeah, you were like, I'm in first grade or something.

You had them in your hand. You didn't walk with you scamper. You aren't all four. They sound like a cat running a period of that. No, I walked out. Well, I didn't know what was happening at first. I was like, oh, what's going? What do you guys do?

And they were like, hey, sit down. I was like, what's going on? They invited you. They invited the end. Dude, it was. Tony soprano ass interaction. You got a tip of a Pokemon card. Give her your Pikachu, don't be a fucking bitch, man.

It's giving us a show. It is still to this day such a distressing memory because I'm just like, man, first graders. What are we doing? It was two Italians, of course. Oh, man. Oh, okay. Italian kids, man.

Yeah, they learned it from their soprano dad. Yeah, they had some fucking soprano. Hey, you got to get yourself a Kumar. I can't, I really can't stress enough how real this story is. It's a very real. I like to fuck around sometimes. This is very seriously actually 100% of real experience. New York Italian people are the funniest thing ever

because they're the most blatantly racist motherfuckers but I genuinely don't think they mean it. I think is this how they're socialized to speak to each other. Oh, just the like the short hand in the languages? Yeah, it's just like I'm going to say something very disrespectful to you and I don't mean it. I don't mean it to you and it's like this is crazy. It's like using the F slur on Xbox Live when you're like 13 or something.

It's not. It's not. I think it's actually more innocent. What I'm saying What I'm saying is like I've definitely I've absolutely Use that term

Recently yes I don't think recently at all But wait no Wait have I But the point is On Xbox Live I absolutely use that word I had no opinion

Of gay people at all You know what I mean? Yeah It was just like That sounds like a fucking Strong word I mean I've definitely I've definitely been hanging out

With Italian girls That I've dating And I've heard them say racist stuff About me through her What do you? He's like, she's a big fan of Black Pepper, you know, and he like shrug my shoulder. And I'm like, that's just disrespectful.

Like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's like, man, he likes Moly-O-Lones. Yeah, laugh at my joker, I'll kill you. She likes Muleyones, you know? Laugh at my joker, I'll shoot you a million times. There weren't those kind of a time. That would have not been around them. Yeah.

You don't, you know. It was weird. She likes hip-hop, you know. One of those guys moved, moved to our state, you know, because you don't see them in California. No, no, they're like, yeah. Anthony, uh, the most. Italian last name ever Slip back hair

fucking big Italian nose Fetichelli or something Anthony Fetichelli over here It's so close Nothing hurts me more than the close It's so close It's so fucking knuckle dusts With their name on it bro

Dude that shit would drive me insane When I was younger Me Paul and Gabby went on like a fucking Tyrate for like four hours Just inventing fake Italians Because it's surprisingly easy Really? No really?

It is the easiest like demographic to to like improvise fake people. I think it's Italians and Hispanic people. Like genuinely. I think those are the two easy ones. And Italians and Hispanic people. Yeah.

100%. Yeah. Any Spanish. Put like three Spanish words together and people like Yeah, that's a person. You know how many Jose Maria's I've met in my life? Well, yeah. Those are real people.

Yeah. If there's an Anthony Figorelli, like, okay. Yeah. I think there is. There probably is an Anthony Cigarello out there. Cigorello? Like, that's a real thing. I don't know if I look that up, it'll be like, oh, shit.

Oh. You got a cigarolo for what purpose? Luigi. I'm talking about you always got to have your emergency cigarolo. You don't even smoke. What the fuck? You actually have a Cigorello? You got to have emergency Cigarillo.

You don't even smoke. Hey, I'm just one of those melignons. You know what I mean? It's muleignons. Whatever. Meligno. Melanone. That is a crazy thing to have.

What do you mean? What is the, Crazy. Wait a crazy. Wait a crazy. He's like the fucking mouse. Towards the end of the Sopranos, he almost developed a list.

He was doing it too hard. Yeah, he was like, it started getting a little too. I was like, all right, man. He's two leveled up. All right. All right, James. He's two-handed in that. It's like his Skyrim sat in that,

in that specific field got like way too crazy. It's like, you're too powerful for the game now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like my buddy punching Aldoen three times and killing him. I've seen you like that. Yeah, I was like, bro. And that was just regular, like, console, no mods. That's crazy.

That means he spent time in caves punching crabs and shit. For hours. Imagine how many hours he clocked in there. Think of it like this. You hit Aldwin one time and he's like, oh shit. I mean, this god of death is like, I really don't. I can take three of those. Dude, I swallow areas.

I fucking devour shit and then he's getting putched by a guy. He gets hit and he just, he moves with the hit and he just like, oh no. He's like, do I run away or nothing? No, I count. He's going to yell me out the air. I know, right? Nothing can make me. I got a fight.

Nothing can make me hate Bethesigames for that, Rand. Just the fact that you can do that. You can. What's the villain, the first villain in Fallout 4? The guy who like steals you or something. Oh, I forgot his name. Yeah, yeah. The guy has a cool gun.

He has a cool gun. Oh, my God. Kellogg. Oh, my Kellogg. He tried to go invisible on me. That nigga tried. I was like, I can't believe. I can't believe you dared to do that to me.

I'm going to shoot a nuke in this room. I can't. How dare you? How fucking? I was so mad. I was like. My favorite clips of that guy are like him immediately dying. And then like usually it's like his his head sting in one place and his body exploding underneath it.

And his head's like. Those games are great, man. Like I really, when I first moved here, I played fucking Fallout 4 hard. I played that game a lot. Did you? That's another game I just can't play anymore. You played Fallout 4 a lot? Yeah.

Why don't I remember this? Played it hard. I played that game a lot. Hmm. I remember you playing a lot of Skyrim. I don't remember you playing a lot of. I can't. Like those games are.

games that are so immersive that you can't go back to them for me. It's like I can't. Like, soon in the BG3, I'm trying to play BG3 again as a dark urge. I don't know. How many times have you played that game already?

Four. That's it? I feel like it's been more than that. You've had some really long drawn-out play. I don't have played the game. I actually play the game like in depth. I'm modded this one really crazy. So this one is nuts.

I can throw a grenade that spawns dragons. Dead serious. It's crazy. It's fucking crazy. It's actually out of pocket. Well, that's nice. Anyway, on that note, I was fighting the freaking guards, and they were like, they thought I was like, oh, you think it's funny.

Crash the game damn near. Four dragons pop out of grenade, breathe it fire. Like, this is fantastic. This is fantastic. This is fantastic. This is fantastic. This is fun of this world. Well, look, on that note, welcome to snark tank podcast.

I forgot to say it again. It's B-Christ. It's hip, Derek, it's him, sweetie. Patreon. On the com slash Star Tank. Remember, if you want to go over there. What? Lingering point.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm loading, you know. I'm loading up. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night I was watching I was watching I was re-watching the Ditty documentary because I just found it so entertaining

If I was entertaining No you just got up No I just couldn't sleep I was like I was in bed playing that fucking There's like a Marvel kind of beat him up It's not bad Me and Lily were playing it last night Cosmic Invasion

He was really funny It's pretty good She sucks everything They got weird fucking characters in there though I love the characters They got Beta Ray Bill in there It's just like why Instead of Thor

I don't know It's more interesting It's time he had his doom, man. Yeah, he has a really... It was terrifying, though, so I'm cool with it. I like him better. A space horse is fucking awesome. Is he a horse?

Yeah. He's, he's an alien, but like he... He's a space horse. He's a space horse. Is he like... In other way, what's happening? Is he really a horse? Look at his face.

What does he look like to you? He looks like a fucking... A space horse. Like a horse. That's serious. Okay. He's an alien. He's an alien from a world that...

Let me tell you something. If I had a horse that looked like that, or if I saw a horse that, I'd be afraid. So clearly, yes, if it had hands and legs and could speak, it had a cold of the man. Even just the head, ahead to me. It's a very equestrian head. That's got like that beak thing going on.

Right. He's got the horse. That's what horses has. Or is the snouts? No, they're called. Wait, are they? Are they called snouts? I'm not even going to, because, you know, whatever I say is going to be stupid.

I'm like for predators. Let's, let's ask our audience members who. Our equestrian. Our equestrian. A beta male ray. Beta male ray. Beta male, Bill, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta. Beta Rape.

Don't talk about him like that. I like him, but also. He'd beat the fuck out of you. He would beat the fuck out of the planet. He'd beat the fuck out of the earth. Yes, I get it. Even a minimal fucking Marvel character would kill everybody in the world. Yeah, probably.

Daredevil would. I was going to say like, the Dierdevil, the Punisher would just because he's like could. He would just battle van, uh, nuke. What is there? What is it? What is the publisher's power? He's just really mad? He's just really mad and white.

He just really mad white. He has any special forces training, I guess. He has the power. of vengeance, but he's not afraid to kill, which that's why it's stupid that Batman has that power. Right, and it's a waste. It's a complete waste. I, the Punisher, the thing everyone says, right? The Punisher is actually

like really, like, it's very funny to be that Batman exists in Gotham and then the Punisher exists in the Marvel universe because comparatively, like. Yeah, they're not, Marvel's New York is nowhere near as bad as Gotham. And it's crazy because New York gets invaded by aliens and shit. And it's still like, I'd rather live here than there because at least here there's opportunity. I'm not looking. I'm not late. You're not going to

have like a clown fucking roofy you and like carve your face out and sticking on a robot to make a riddle for like a billionaire guy. You know what I mean? Like it's a very different realm of scary but like the Punisher is way more justified in Gotham than he is in Marvel's New York. And Batman is so much more unjustified in Gotham than he would be in Marvel's New York. I think that's why that's my

thing. I think I like Batman. I like Batman. man a lot, but I think the more you look at him is like, oh, this is really stupid, and you got to step your way back. It's got to be, a lot of comic books are surface level. You got to kind of, I think a lot of them, I think, him in particular is because of the fact he deals with crime in such a like, no one

else touched me kind of way. Sure. I love it. It's like, it's interesting, but it's also like, brother. It's fun. How is no one being like, yo, Bruce? Dead ass. I learned that a long time ago, though. I learned that a long time ago with the Spider Sense, where I was like, the second I thought a little bit too much about the Spider-Sense, I was like, this is very stupid.

And then I was like, I just can't think of it. It's a crazy. I can't think about it. Like, does Miles, does, does, does, does, does, does, does miles of Spider-Sense go off if a slur is about to be said? I think when, I hope so. I think if it, if it actually harms him, webs their mouth. I think, I think harm, I think harm is like what it is. Like, whenever they're about the free experience harm.

Don't say it. Like, he almost fucked the bitch out of STD and he found out. Or he almost fucked the crazy bitch and his spider sense went off. And I was like, that's nuts. That is, that would have helped me a lot. That's way too in the, that's stupid. That's so stupid. He was in danger.

This is danger. This is imminent danger. Was she going to cut his penis off? Imminent danger. I don't know, man. She had STD. That's a crazy. STI, man.

Come on. Level up. Level up. Level up. Love you and thought. My apologies. I don't get it. Is that actually real?

Is that a thing? You say STI? No, yeah. You don't say STD? It's an infection. Infection, yeah. I guess. But SDD sounds way cooler.

It sounds way better. I don't think it. TD. I guess. T.D. Yeah. It's got like, Fereminal disorder.

Yeah, STI is like, what, boo? Boo. I'm gonna go get one now. Bring back STDs. I think something about like, even PTSD is different. It's not supposed to be disorder anymore or something. Whatever. It's like, I forgot what it's syndrome or something.

I feel like I heard about that too. Do you think somebody's PTSD will be triggered by somebody calling a PTSD? No. I still think it should be shell shock, bro. I think it should be shell shock too. I think it sounds way cooler. So shock is way fucking cooler, but also because of the fact that when it existed, it is so it's so like diminutive

to people that have it. No, it isn't. I think it's the reverse actually. I honestly believe that. I think it just sounds cool. That's it. No, I think it's more I think it's like the carlo argument where it's like I think it's just more honest. You say someone has PTSD you want to treat him like a baby. Oh, poor you. He's shell-shock you're like, damn dude. You've been through the shit. Yeah. That's cool. That's what you're saying. You've been through the shit dog. You know like, right. Night there. You literally. You literally proved me right.

Literally. You know, like, but I think they would appreciate that. Like, you, you think so. That's so fucked up. You think so highly of them, you know. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. My granddad definitely had PTSD. And he fucking bottled that shit up like a man.

And I was like, whoa, you died sooner than you needed to. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Thank you. Thank you for your service. Don't think me and the guy ain't do it. Don't. Don't. Don't.

Thank you whoever you said Thank you for not bothering me Your bullshit Thank you for keeping your problems inside Yeah yeah

Thank you for developing a tumor And not putting your bullshit on me Yeah I'm so sick of people To put their bullshit on me Thank you very You're a great man Even though you clearly

Kill children probably So you know Oh yeah Shout out to your grandpa Abraham Oh hey man They were enemy Combats

Yeah They said they were Yes You know what's a sad thing Is that some of them are Like 5% of them Some of them are That's really still unfortunate.

One of them had an explosive device trapped to their chest. And then, he had a rice strainer and a fucking pistol under his bed. And they tried to get a rice strainer. Yeah. You bring that. No, he's holding.

He's just holding. So they just pushed him out like. You know what I always wanted to do in like a- Wow! Thunder! In like a video game or like something where it's like you have like a strainer or like a colander or something.

Yeah. And you put on somebody's head and you push down until like they like Plato? They come out like spaghetti. I love that. Or like Plato or whatever. I'm sure the Doom guy would do. Like that's Doom guy. It's like that's a waste of that should have done been done already actually.

It's crazy that it has. It's such a cool fucking. I mean it's so brutal. But it's a dumb. Let's call the Doom guy and tell him about it. Let's call him out. No. Do you have his number?

I'd rather. I'd rather never talk to him. Why? I feel like I'm not a dean. But I feel like he in his goings on, he might just hurt me. No, he wouldn't hurt you. He's like, are you? that guy that did the rapes

you're like, no. He's a photo. And he goes to him he sniffs me. You're, you better not ever do it though. All right. I'm watching. And he fucking burles into the ground and takes off like a meteor, but opposite. Where does this guy live anyway? Here's a little castle in the sky.

Is it a gun? It's also a gun. It's a giant gun castle in the sky. And it's constantly playing that song. Literally, I think, that's what it's on his head. I just have a dog That would drive you so fucking You'd be insane

It'd be cool for a little bit It'd be like It'd be cool for like the first couple Like maybe like the first like hour or two And then you'd be like We could put some like Put some Aaliyah on or something Or maybe like a shift in vibe

I wouldn't say a damn word I wouldn't say a motherfucker thing Yeah if you He wouldn't hurt he doesn't hurt people Yeah But I don't I Spiderman doesn't hurt people Neither does Thor

Doom guy unironically has hurt fewer people Spider-Man has. And neither is Captain America, but you have to understand in his goings-ons, he would hurt. He doesn't have goings-ons. He's very focused.

But he's bugging. He's acting a fool. He's not bugging. He's not acting in his, like, leisure. Like, what do you think he does in his life? He probably goes into stasis,

I think. I think he genuinely plays guitar and plays video games. Yeah. I think genuinely, I think for real. I think he goes into stasis. I think when he's not fighting demons,

he just stay standing straight up. In Duma, he has a room where he's got like a PC. He's got like a, he's got like a, nice PC. He's got like windows. So he's fucking around. He's like a, he's like a dude. That's fair. You know, he's got, he's got a couple guitars. That's crazy. I don't think he's a dude.

I think he's a thing. He's a thing. I think he's genuine. He literally is just a guy. He's just so mad that he's ascended. The doom lore is very stupid. I love that idea that they were like, let's just take these niggas who dog got murdered and make him like a super soldier. No, wasn't a dog. It was a bunny. It was a rabbit. Sorry, bunny. He was a fucking rabbit of all things. That's something you could eat. The son that he probably would have ate eventually. He was right mad because he was going to eat it. He was going to eat.

He took my meal. My meal. My succulent Chinese meal. They stole it. The fact they couldn't get him in a car so funny. They were trying so hard. He was like, all I wanted it was a succulent Chinese dinner. That guy's fucking.

He was stood. He was. He was a withstander. He's kind of an icon, isn't he? It's a bummer. I love him. Anyway. I'm in love with them.

If you guys couldn't tell already, there's nothing going I can't love. I know. No. I know. That's why you're here. That's in general? Like alive or like right here?

Um, both. Yeah. If you did love, you would have been slain. By whom? By, uh, everyone who. I'll stop doing this to you. You can continue. All right.

If you can tell already, if you can tell already by the, uh, by the nature of what we're fucking talking about, there's nothing going on. There's literally no news. Although, well, you know, we do this pretty early. There's probably going to be a lot of stuff after this. We're probably going to find out that RFK's dead somehow or like some weird shit happened. We missed it. Like trying to get my pee-by hard, man.

Sorry. Sorry about it. Sorry. We're going to focus on some questions. I don't think people want the news, man. Yeah, honestly, yeah. It's not funny enough. But there's nothing.

Just say funny stuff. It's not necessarily what they do. It's just, there's literally nothing to even joke about. Just say the N-word. Say the N-word. Shut up! What do I pay you guys for? Do I fucking pay you guys for?

You're not even saying the N-word immediately. Fucking, God, dead. This podcast is fucking falling off a cliff. Listen, I'm going to do extra ammo. I'm going to just do much of hard hours. It's just to hold up for an hour. Yeah. You think you can do it.

I almost kind of want to do it. Then you have the passion to save for an hour. We'll bank that episode for April 1st. Oh, load it on the YouTube channel, too. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, I'm not going to put it up. public. Well, no, no, no.

It'll be, it'll be on a separate channel. We'll put on a separate channel. We immediately gets nuked to the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But still somehow it does better because it's a new channel and that's how the fucking algorithm works. It probably will. This era's YouTube is, I don't know.

It's completely busted, man. This version of the internet is really. Everything's different. I keep seeing like a classic YouTube stuff. It's crazy, man. It's about to really rape the internet in a very bad way. Well, it's kind of. It's already.

It's already, it's well underway. I'm seeing legitimate news posts with Charlie Kirk's face on the stuff. It's like, but it's actual news. Like people are like putting it that normally wouldn't even get into anything like that.

And I'm just like, it's just everybody's doing it now. It's crazy that Charlie Kirk just became the, it's crazy that Charlie Kirk's legacy is becoming the new Sam Hyde meme. Where like everybody accused, like he used that photo of Sam Hyde to like accuse like, oh, a new shooter's been found.

And it was always Sam Hyde. Yeah. That was just like his face everywhere. Oh, it's, it's over. It's, it's, it's. AI's just gonna assume that most people are Charlie Kirk at this point. I think so. Like, we are Charlie Kirk.

We are Charlie Kirk. Like the song. Yeah. Like the titular song suggests. Let me ask you, instead of asking, how are you doing, people are going to say, you carry the flame?

They're going to say, yeah, you carry the flame? Do you fight for the gospel? Kirk of the morning to you. Kirk of the morning. Can you imagine that actually happens? I can imagine.

There's going to be, the country's going to split. And it's going to be like, whatever the liberals have and then it's going to be Kirkland I think actually So like that That brand that already exists

Yeah they're gonna have to do a hostile takeover Yeah they're gonna start absorbing everything Anyway we're gonna read some questions Some stories Some writings from our patrons Over at patreon.com slash your Star Tank Remember you can go over there You can toss us

A buck or two Get early access, add free exclusive episodes and he gets a ride in, maybe get your name right at the end of the show. Yeah. Which of black a mall smell so delicious. Okay, all jokes aside, why do you actually have a cigarola?

I, occasionally, I used to smoke these a lot back in the day. Oh. Like, every time I would have a... How often you spoke about a now? Like, once a one's a mother's out?

About the same... Less. Yeah, yeah. I will probably have like three of these a year now. Oh, really? That's how I am with cigars, basically. That's crazy. It's like maybe like three times a year,

max. Yeah. Anyway. The cigar I had was at the wedding and that shit was fucking burned. I had one of these. The groupsmen cigars were fucking painful. You got to pace yourself. I was like, Jordan, why did you give this to us? And he was just like.

I thought it was okay. They were burned. They burned. Well, they're cigars. Were you, was he inhaling them? No, obviously. Oh.

Oh, this is crazy. How do you do this? My lungs. One to one token. It is. very funny to me. I would like smog for a moment. It is crazy that like, yeah, don't inhale. It's just like, well,

okay. Hold this in your mouth. What is the... I remember when I first started smoking, I was like, what's the point of this then? If you're not in the... First of the time, I swallowed the smoke, like, actually. That's bad. It was bad. Tasted. No, I know now. Taste it. Anyway. You can also smoke it with your rectum. It's pretty good.

Okay, well, Corinth. Corinth wrote it. He says, Greetings and Salutations, friends. Is the era of the conversation in the video games industry dead? I consider myself incredibly plugged into the industry, yet when Metroid Prime 4 released, I didn't even realize until a few days afterwards. This is a game that was speculated about

and hyped up for nearly 20 years that would have been an industry-wide event if it had come out a few years ago. Doom the Dark Ages released this year, and it just kind of came and went barely making a splash, whereas Doom 2016 and Eternal felt like events in the industry, and those games were actively talked about for years after their release.

Am I just out a touchdown or are people just not as crazy about games as they were just a few years ago? I got this, bro. This is an easy one. This is an easy one. Like the examples that he'd given, those games were underwhelming, unfortunately. They didn't hit as hard as people wanted them to. Unfortunately, there were so many good games that came out that just overshadowed those games, sadly to say.

It didn't even have to be overshadowed if they were individually like, like this was fucking awesome. Like anything. What just came out? the, well, not just came out, Exhibition 33 when that came out. That was a conversation for quite a while. Yeah, it's still, people were still talking about it.

It was Silk Song. People are talking about it. You know, it's like, it's just games. Unfortunately, Metroid Prime is a Nintendo game, sadly.

So it'll have its very hard fan base. But, you know, the game is a 20 year old game. Still good in its own right, but it's nothing like, people are not going to write home about that. You know, no one's going to be like,

oh my God, Metro Prime, it's unbelievable. Yeah. It's fine. I mean, Metroid Prime, arguably the entire time, like, Metroid Prime in general has been fine. No, I think they've been, for a pretty long time. I don't have been good games.

I just think the problem is that they're just like, it's 20 years. 20 years for a game is effectively the same game, you know? Well, let me ask you. When was the last time you were really impressed by a Metroid game? Oh, Dred. I dread. I dread impressed me. Okay.

That was 22? And I do remember. One, two? I do remember people talking about that more than, uh, Metroid Prime 4 other than just being like basically the most conversation I've seen about Metro Prime was like oh I was fine and I'm like that's way worse than it being really bad or really good you know what I mean like this when it when a when a game's serviceable and then it's just like well this shit's gonna blow over like a fart in the wind he's really sad unfortunately like a lot of

a lot of those games uh I hate on Nintendo a lot even though like I was a huge fan I think a lot of their games have been just fine for a while. Yeah. And it's kind of sad because they, they had, like, a really huge resurgence with, like, really cool games when the switch first came out. But I feel like nothing they've put out has been like, oh, this is great.

Well, the thing, too, about this is that there's a couple things here. I think you're right. These games are kind of, like, comparatively underwhelming. Like, Doom Maternal was fucking amazing. The thing, too, also to consider is that Doom Eternal, that was pandemic. Yeah. there wasn't really much else to do

so a lot of people were talking about video games Animal Crossing was another huge one around that time but it was like fucking massive it was like the Barbenheimer type of thing right exactly at the same time like I think within a week or two they came out so they complimented each other that's a factor I think a big factor too is that

bro there's just so many games now there are so many games now compared to like how many there used to be it's actually fucking bewildering I think the entire PS2 catalog comes out every month now.

Like genuinely. It's fucked how many games there are now. There are a lot of games and I think the quality. There's not a lot of room. There's not a lot of room for people to, there's too many games to play. There's too few people to play as many as there are. So like I think it's, you know what it is? It's like a Michael Jackson situation, right?

We're like Michael Jackson, not the, not the, The raping. Not the raping. No, no, no, no. Okay. Michael Jackson was very, very famous. And he was so famous at a point where it really mattered because there wasn't as much. And so everybody knew Michael Jackson.

And now it's like, you can be very, very famous now. But no matter how famous you get, you're probably not going to be as famous as Michael Jackson. No way. Just for the sheer, like the sheer number of options available to you. the sheer diversity of genres that are around like now compared to how they use you how accessible a lot of music is

you got indie games popping up now like in a way that like you wouldn't have seen back like peak was fucking huge for a little bit you didn't have that like I think maybe the closest you got to that was like limbo back in the day or like Super Meat Boy and those had to be on like Xbox Live Arcade

you know like they couldn't just pop up so like there's just a lot of fucking games now even even great games now don't have the room to do well. Like, dude, Dead Space remake came out and, like, they were just like, we didn't sell enough to make another one.

It's like, bro, Dead Space remake is fucking perfect. It is so good. It's unreal. And so, like, I don't know. Every year for, like, the last couple years has been, like, 2007. Where it's just like, well, Call Duty 4 and Halo 3 came out in, like, a month. The fuck? That's been the last couple years now with, like, Eldon Ring and all these other.

But, like, I think if a game is, like, really fucking great, it'll, it'll. it'll still like penetrate. Like Eldon Rings penetrated and Claire Obscure penetrated um

Arc Raiders right now is penetrating like that's a fucking huge game right now so it still happens but like I think Metroid is just in an unfortunate position where like it's been hyped for a long time so you expected it to penetrate and it just didn't

oh well it'd be like that bro it'd be that way dude you got it you got it I was surprised they got a big fan They need a that company is a fail big time really bad. What, Nintendo? Yeah.

Well, these are just big, uh, Ducky Kong. And that was the people really like that. True. It's a good game. I still haven't played it, but, you know. Big game. I don't know, man. They need, I just want them to do something. I want Pokemon to feel when I want Nintendo to fail.

I really want Pokemon to fail bad. I just, it's never going to happen. It's genuinely too late. Yeah. But I needed them to fucking need to crash and burn real bad. Let me see. Yeah. I feel you.

I feel you with many things. Many things I want them to do whole. them to do horribly and so they can they can revamp it's like um at least even though you know i think activation and whatnot have said this before they said that they're gonna chill out on the call of duty releases so they can release better shit uh because after seven the reception of seven uh black op seven uh but i was like i swear i've heard this before i swear i've heard them say that we're gonna not we're gonna not we're gonna chill out on these yearly releases i can tell you directly that's not true i took a small break you directly i think to reboot modern war

Fair. Yeah. And then that's it. I think it's been annualized. The one year was Black Ops 4 when they didn't have a campaign. That was the big thing where they're just like, we're not going to have a campaign this time. Sorry.

Couldn't figure it out. It's just like, all right, I guess. That's the one I think I thought people actually cared about the campaign, but whatever. But so. I know personally,

they're not doing it. But I saw you, they're doing AI shit too. They're, they're, why would the shareholders? For sure. For sure.

That company is, as soulless as it can genuinely get. It is like hollowed out. Can you get the shareholders to understand that the consumers want a better product? Why the fuck do they care? Like, oh no, just keep releasing the swap in the bike. That game is like a flashlight that if you look

inside of it, the soft part has been fucked the pieces. It's just like there's nothing in there, man. There's nothing in there. It's just the facade. And then like it's completely hollow. This is just a bottle. Have you guys played? This is a bottle with a weird cap on it. I don't normally, I haven't play

So I finally was trying to play because I bought a on Xbox one. I bought the Modern Warfare, whatever it's called the reboot, the reboot. Right. And then I played Monofer 2 on the Xbox Ultimate Pass or whatever. And it's, I don't understand how the,

the interface is now, especially when you're playing the game, like, oh, if I wanted to play the campaign, it would reboot the game after I just rebooted it. after I just booted it up. So I launched the game and then it's like multiplayer

this and I'm like, oh, I want to do a campaign. It's like, we need to restart it. And then it kicks me out of the game and then boots it back up just to start the campaign. I'm like, what the fuck is this?

Then I was one, like I haven't played any of those games that so long. I was like, is this normal? I felt like I was kind of looking around the room to be like asking my fucking action figures. Like,

is this supposed to happen? Hey, Goku, do you see this shit? I thought you just select the mode and then it just goes into it. I have not played. I bought Black Op 7.

Was it Blackop 7? The one that just came out? That was the most recent one. The one I before that. Oh, Blackop 6. I paid Blackop 6 for two games. I was like, I hate this.

Yeah. I hate this. Black Op. Six is pretty good. In the first, like, couple days, it was actually really solid. And then it just like immediately died. It turned into like, oh, my skill doesn't really matter right now. It matters if I get seen first.

Even though there's like a lot of technical like quick shooting in that game. Yeah. If I'm just, I turn a corner, oh, I'm gone. What happened That's a lot of those One thing I've heard And I don't know if this is true Is that

Because ancient times Nob tubing was like Completely frowned upon And now it's like It doesn't matter anymore Or I don't know if that's true Probably I don't know People probably don't care much now

Yeah there's no culture there anymore So like who cares Okay I just I heard some people They talk about that And I was like I can't remember The last time I've played Like a genuine match

It just I just don't care I was a kid that my newtubers Wouldn't blow up sometimes and I'm like my grenade didn't explode. That's fun. I heard the sound. That's peer to peer my friend. I heard the sound of peer to peer connection.

I heard the sound of it going off like floop the fucking sound. I'm like oh, that's great. That guy walks through it. This guy, either I'm fighting Iron Man or this is just this game is not working. The audio cue. The audio cue somehow just didn't do nothing. Hearing a rocket leave the rocket launcher and then you die and then the rocket doesn't happen? It's like that's...

Or it happened after. It's fine. I prefer it happen, you know, at all. But I wanted to bring this up just because we like to fit in some education in the show when possible. Yeah. You know, we lie all the time. But... We lie mistakenly. We lie by mistake.

Never lied before in my life. True. Crazy. How many games do you think? How many games would you estimate released on the entirety of the PS2? I don't know, 12. 4,000. So 4,000 games across the entirety of the PS2 So that's like what, 99 or 2000?

90, wait, I thought it was 98 The year of PS2 came out PS2 was 2000, it was 2000, right? Really? 2000, 2001, 2001, 1 to the 2. It was 2000? It was 2000. Definitely not the 90s.

Okay, I know that, for sure. So 2000 to 2006 is when PS3 came out. Yeah. But then like there were still more games coming out for PS2 after that. So like maybe like you figure 2010, 2010, 2012 latest, right? So that's 10, 12 years.

4,000 games. Steam alone last year was like 19,000. Of course. Steam, bro. Bro, a lot of that goes to PlayStation. You know how many of, you know how many Steam games are just porn? I understand that.

85% of those games are porn. Kingsen, do yourself favor. Log on to any console space you have. Go to the newest releases. Well, it'll be a lot of, porn there's a lot of bullshit people are starting to see it's a lot of slop it's a lot of games on their PlayStation store you know what's crazy I keep okay this is gonna sound crazy but I promise you I'm not entertaining these ideas yeah I keep getting a bunch of gay

dating apps gay dating ads on TikTok and I'm like why do I keep getting these I mean I why are you exposed I don't interact with gay content at all literally in fact it's very much so the opposite, if anything. I've had to clean out. I think it's probably because I've cleaned out my fucking shit all the time. Women's asses show up on your, on your feed, and you click,

not interested. So let me show you, boy butt. That's happened. I had to fuck. I literally, my, my fucking main feed got so goonerish. I was like, I got to take a step back and rebalance. I think I know what's happening.

And I unfollowed everything like that. I just like not interested everything. I curated my fucking, uh, interested feed to be. people potentially dying or racial slurs. And now it's healed. I know what happened, brother.

You went so far into the abyss that it brought you into the chicks with dicks. And then you're like, and it was like, damn, I've gone too far. I need to, I need to turn back. But it was too late for the algorithm. Since you got there, it's just like, well, clearly you're gay. Dude We know you're a game Like what do you do?

Bro, look at this Let's just cut to the chase First of all that's awesome But So on the PlayStation store I've had this ordered Release date newest to oldest

So this is the newest stuff On the PlayStation store Just to narrow it down I have it set to games That are under a dollar Or like under $2. There's so many It's crazy

$199. Gas Station Idol simulator It's one of my favorites Lost Lans 4 with this fucking Obviously, AI-generated fucking cover. It's my game of the year. My tiny island.

Reflector satellites. Third game of the year. Terminal Brigade. Feed my Raptor 2. That one's better. One is probably better, yeah. Ultimate sparring for 99 cents. Hex Park.

Puzzle pieceer, the holiday spirit. Chiro Gravitized Cannon Defender. Lost Lands 2. So Lost Lands 2 came out. Lostlands 2, the four horsemen came out. No Lost Lands 3 and then Lostlands 4 This is the state Oh Lost Lance 3 came out before Lostlands 2

Pixie Charve OrnX drive hard Jumping the jumping food catcher It's pretty bad It's not bad Pinstrike 3 a bowling game My existential crisis Who's that a chick from back in the day That made Depression Quest?

Oh Zoe Quinn Yeah yeah yeah yeah it's probably her fucking Dude, Magnum Opus Santa's Gifts Lode Huh? Didn't that, look I don't like the

I don't like Oh fuck I clicked I clicked it by accident I don't like the I don't like what that I don't like the title of that at all No No

And the way he's sitting down You know he's like heavy on it You want to see what I got for you But that's what's happening It's my balls But that's what's happening It's just like it's a race To the bottom

There's a bunch of garbage on there So like there wasn't a lot of garbage On PS on earlier platform So there wasn't a lot of shit out there to just like steal fucking space. It was a favor, guys. It was garbage, but it was charming garbage. It was garbage that people had to believe in and fun.

Oh, sure. It wasn't like some dude like doing an AI prompt and like making a fucking shitty game or like spending three days. I made a game. I'm an artist. I opened up Unity and made a jumping square. Then I'm going to sell it on fucking PlayStation for a dollar. I will say though, shout out to the guy who made a, uh, uh, oh, god, war god Zeus of child.

Yes. That is shout out. That is the best of these that I've ever seen. Zeus of Child is so stupid. It's a good, it's a beloved IP. It wouldn't even be, if it didn't have that subtitle, it would be trash.

Yeah, I think the subject, Zeus of Child is such an awesome because there's like no understanding of like the, how the language works. It's clearly not English. That's clearly not a person that's English like that.

It's clearly like some dude in Bangladesh. That's a Scandinavian. Some dude in Bangladesh was like, well, they speak English. Don't they speak English in Scandinavia? Not this guy. They speak English everywhere.

No, but like actually. We just don't speak anything else. Well, no. Like, whoever made that game doesn't speak English. Like in Sweden and stuff? Not Sweden. Like in Sweden,

English is like one of their national languages. Ferug and Juergen. English is just the backup language of the world. Just like the world was like currency is a dollar. I agree. But like the idea is how to explain it? Like, Furg and Yorg and Yorg and work.

Like in the fucking Nord, the Northic area where like the true whites are, like English is like oh no we all speak like that's a language that's just spoken here Go anywhere in the world it's like that though Yeah I think everywhere because of the fact that culture is it American culture just permeated the whole entire world It just made it it just it was like we we all should agree on a language you should speak And English happened to be it

You know probably would have been better for Spanish but who gives a fuck Because Spanish is a little bit easier to learn But like if you go to like yeah You sure? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, a lot of people agree that English is the hardest language to learn. It's hard to agree with that if you speak it. You don't come from.

That's natural. Because I think it depends on where you're from. Like, I don't think, I think Asians have a hard time learning English. It's like we have a large time learning Asian languages in general. I think Asian language is very easy. Like, all of my friends that are Indians, like, English sucks. Like, learning to speak English was a fucking rough experience. Like, they didn't grow up here.

They would be like, there's no way to speak English. They sound stupid. well I don't think Spanish is hard either I've learned it for the most part To me it's just it's easier A lot of those Latin languages

Yeah Spanish really Yeah it's a lot of like say when it Like say when you Portuguese When you do like certain languages like that Like when I Digging through a lot of them

And the way that the names are pronounced And a lot of stuff that said I'm like this seems the rules seem The easier and And they seem the more intuitive Like it's just from, you know, obviously from my point of view. I feel like they're also similar.

Like they're also similar. They're similar enough. They're similar enough. They're similar enough. Like not that's like French like the, uh, compared to like, there's a lot of things that I've just like Spanish just seems the easiest from when I've dabbled into a lot of the languages. I'm like this one this seemed easier. Now someone can say I'm biased just because I grew up with a lot, a lot of Spanish speakers.

Also, there's another thing is that Spanish and English share a lot. This is, oh yeah. I mean it's, it's, it's like, video and audio. I think. I forgot how much percentage of like the romance languages in English, you know, versus like say Germanic But it's a lot

It's Germanic and Latin together It's Germanic and Roman You call romance. It's like the Roman Roman like the Roman yeah It's English. It's English Like Latin shit.

Speak rate. Speaking. Anyway. I just I feel like all a lot of the English and languages and the calligraphy like I feel so lost. That's the thing that like sucks like growing up with just the you know the alphabet that we're used to

and when I see like, say, Arabic type shit or if I see... Dude, it's a beautiful looking language, genuinely. It looks cool. A lot of Eastern Asian calligraphy. I'm like, you know, you can't even guess what it says. A friend of ours has a Quran and it's like written in like original... It's Aramaic.

Yeah, it looks like it's in fucking Arabic and you look at it looks like fucking sheet music. Yeah. It looks cool. It looks like genuinely. This is like cool stuff. I'm like, damn. I know obviously they would feel the same way learning, you know, the alphabet, like the... They've already seen cursive.

They're like, what the fuck is this? Can I be honest about that, though? I was looking at it was like, this is not real, right? This has got to be fake. That's what it feels like. They got to be pretending like this says something. The language? Yeah, like, it ain't.

Come on. I feel like in 2000. I feel like in 2000. I was going to say the same shit about like fucking the N-word written on like a fucking tablet in my house later on. Why would you have a tablet? You have a stone tablet with the N-word etched into it? Yeah. It's like right under my bed.

Like if you move my bed over and you open a hatch, it just says N-word. You built a hatch for your N-word tablet? it? Yeah, of course. Why would you, why? So I have all the power of the N-worded mouse. Why I even have a, why have a secret compartment? Oh. I don't know. Just put it in a field so we can worship it.

That's crazy. I think it would be cool. You know some people like are all in a stonehenge and shit? Fucking. All right, amazing. Splish splash. I was, Splish splash I was gaming his ass road in. Have you Snarkos noticed the specific concentration of bad service from mail contract delivery drivers, DoorDash, Instacart, etc.

Versus women drivers. No. As a dude who is stuck working this job because it paid for my shit through college and now I graduated in the job market is dead. Awesome. Jackpot. Awesome. Gilded age. Hell yeah, dude. My long dead interconservative was

briefly resurrected when I learned that there's a dedicated amount of online hate specifically for male Instacart shoppers for being lazy or unable to find groceries or some shit. Cheers, comrades. Been a fan since Chris was a PNG on white background this while

is a while ago They are worse male drivers are literally worse I don't know if I've noticed Long dead I will say

The only time I notice Yeah It is a male But I think it's only Because I'm frustrated Because I just I know I know your experience

Come on Like it's not hard I know I know that You can turn around You don't have to drive All the way Like it's a grid system

What are you doing? It's a grid Males are worst What are you doing I've seen people Drive like Where like They'll miss it.

They'll miss my turn. And then they'll drive for a while. And then they'll make an arbitrary right and then make another arbitrary right. And then eventually circle back. And it's like, brother, you could have did that like a, I think that's because where we are, there's a lot of foreign people. And I think the foreign people are just having trouble navigating in general because they don't really speak the language of the things around them.

I think that's like a genuine. They're not foreign. It's like, so it's always Michael and he is a perfect English accent. It's like, it's never like. For me, it's a lot. I've run to a lot of Armenia fellas and fellets that are doing it. and they don't speak English. Or they're just they're choosing not to

when they encounter me to be even funnier. That'd be hilarious. Yeah. To me it's always, well, if it's right share shit, it's like the lack of communication

if there's a mistake, not saying something is always the craziest thing to me. Where it's just like, oh, hey, my bad. I'm going to get off at the next exit or whatever. I'm going to do, you know,

just fucking say to me because I'm like, you're human, you can make a mistake. That's fine. Sometimes the GPSs are weird. Right. Especially sometimes,

there's junctions and it doesn't say exactly what to do into the very last second. And so you might make a mistake. Then just tell me. The thing that bothers me. And not think that I'm going to be fucking kidnapped and murdered. You know what I'm saying? Right. The thing that bothers me particularly with a...

And, you know, to be fair, this isn't a super common occurrence. But the thing that bothers me very, very intensely about this stuff is that, like, there used to be an option on, like, postmates and stuff for you to, like, have a note for the driver to like specify certain things if they weren't in the app yeah and that's just not there anymore so like there's no active way for you to communicate you know really i swear to god it has to be there still you can communicate with the with the driver after like so this is i don't even know how to describe this i used to put notes for like the cold door of my apartment i lived in no it's not about that it's about it's about like specific orders where it's like sometimes something will not

be on the app or whatever and then you'll be like i know it's there right right But so, like, it used to be like, I would say, you know, I would say Sprite. But in the note, I would be like, hey, listen, they don't have this on the app instead of a Sprite get this. And they would always do it. But now it's like they can't, you can't do that. You can only like text them, I guess. But like sometimes they don't respond to those. And sometimes it's all tricky.

It's all weird. It used to be like, there used to be a concise box for like specific things. You know what? And now they've just eliminated a certain type of communication. Like, why did you do this? I kind of think they got rid of it because crazy. people started like abusing it. Oh, of course.

Like, like giving them fucking step by step instructions and they don't have time for. Like, and you're going to give me a $1 tip. Like, what the fuck? Or not even give me a tip. You're not even give me a tip at all.

And you're going to give me the, like, no, pussy. Go get it yourself. If you're going to give me that much of a fucking, like either get it yourself. That's the worst shit ever, or just give me a basic thing because you're like,

oh, man, I'm too busy to get some basis of shit. Oh, you know, I need you to give me this specific type of toothpaste and do this. I'm like, bro. Well, that's the job, though. No, it's both. Both things can be true at the same time. But also, to me it's like, if you're doing a little extra, it's like say, okay, delivery driver, there's a, the pizza place is not that far from me.

Sure. So I don't feel obligated to give them a fat tip. You're barely going like a mile down the fucking road. So I'm okay. But if you, if I lived up in the hills and I know you got a fucking trek to get there, I'm going to wave fat or tip. Sure. It just depends on what you're doing. I think it depends on the ideas that like, if anything is that specific, if I'm going to be specific, I'll just do it myself.

you know because I don't want to put someone through the chance of that crazy up because then I'm I I effectively put them in that predicament like I set them up to shit the bed No That's how I feel No it's not difficult to get into I'm sorry It's not it's often not difficult right

This is like I can't sympathize it all But my brain is like If I really need a particular kind of thing And I want them to do this very particular way I'm just going to do it myself That's it like that's what particular way Like how specific are you getting There's like maybe like one or two specifications

That anybody would ever have I'm not specific very much on myself in general. I'm not a specific guy because I'm like, I whatever, go with the flow. I don't really care. If I'm asking if I'm going to order food, I'm not going to have them go out of their way to get something crazy. But the same time is like, if I ever have a very specific order, like if I want to get something from like a store, like a customizable

dish, a dish, I'm just going to get it myself. I'm not going to ask a food shivers to get from me. Because like, I'm just going to. What does that mean, though? What do you mean? What are you saying? You get it yourself? Like, I'll go and retrieve it myself. If I'm going to, if I'm going to interact in like any kind of thing. Right. Yeah. But even if I don't have the option, I'd be like, like, I'm something very simple then because I'm ordering it on the service. I know someone's going to have to go and get it.

I don't know, man. All right. But that's my brain, but that's my point. I just think it's like such as, it's like the bottom rung. Like a robot can do this. But my brain is like, it's to me it's not even about like the simple task you're saying. It's about the people abusing it and making it worse for everybody. And that's why we can't have nice things.

I guess. To me, it's like I think about the person that's doing these jobs where you might ask for something very reasonable. And then your counterpart is. not. And because of that, I'm thinking, I understand why this has been banned because people have fucked it to oblivion. And it, it sucks for you. But I also, I'm like, yeah, unfortunately, we live in this fucking world where we have to, you know, like, we have crosswalks and a lot of safety shit way more because people need it. They, there's, yeah, they can't just, you know, oh, let me not cross when there's no fucking cars. And now you have to have blinking lights and all

their shit because people, you know, like, like, I've definitely had, like, I've definitely gotten stuff. I'm like, oh, from CVS, can they get me this thing from CVS? And they're like, oh, it's not there. Don't worry about it. And then by half the chance, I was near the CVS. And I'm going here to check. And it's right there.

And I'm like, good brother. Yeah. And I think that's what the fuck. I think you went and checked. I was just happened to be by CVS. Yeah. And I was like, oh, they might have something else similar to it. Like, oh, I need a particular kind of hydrochortis on for my skin, right?

Yeah. And I'm like, all right, get me this brand of it. Yeah. Sorry, brother. It wasn't there. It's like, ah, whatever, do it's not there. It's not a big deal. Me and Lily are out for some reason

getting dinner and we're like, oh, we're going to stop by Rouse. Let's go to CVS and get something real quick. I go inside the CVS, it's right there. And I'm like, it was right there. That's what that guy. That's what that guy was talking about. And often when that shit happens, it is dudes. It is.

But is there like, is there like a conversation having online? Because I just never heard about like, oh, men versus women or whatever doing that type of delivery. I think in general manner is more less attention. I mean, I'm not even disputing that. Like, just the type of men in general when they're working. They just don't really give it. They're just moving through emotions.

They're like, oh, whatever. They're thinking about what song they're going to kill themselves to later. Yeah, you know? Generally speaking. Do you have the time to listen? That would be a terrible song. That'd be a great way to kill myself. Because it'd be so be whiny and shit.

I just die right at the end of it. I would have to be like, I don't even know what it would have to be. You see those videos of people like, trying to find places to bleed out in the snow. So fucking stupid. There's an entire... There's an entire account that's like great places for men to bleed out and die.

It's like, just like really scenic, like locations, like the end of a movie or whatever. I think it's really dead as how much men want to kill themselves, but it's like whatever. Like it's like it's...

We'll talk about it later. It's genetic memory of dying in war for so many... We'll worry about that tomorrow. We're about tomorrow. How much young men want to take their own lives. Funny guys. Anyway

That's hilarious You should do it now I mean come on man Anyway So what is it Suavant wrote in He says for For

For 31 minutes and 43 seconds In episode 379 heart ripping league Is that the last one we did Or the one before? Probably a couple or something Regarding people getting hit in the head And speaking a different language fluently

Oh Those cases are specifically those that have subconscious knowledge of another language. They're not going to wake up speaking a language they've never encountered or learn.

I don't think that needs to be... It's usually the language rest of it. I think that's self-explanatory. Yeah, we didn't... I don't think we claim... If that was a claim, we were joking about it. But, like, obviously, nobody's gonna be imbued

with, like... Language is not genetic... That would actually be so... That would be proved something way greater than we understand. Yeah, that would be... That would be bewilderingly, like, life shit. That would be earth shattering.

So here's the, here's the interesting. Like, so if that happened to me and I spoke Spanish fluently, it still sounds crazy. Even though I've been around Spanish so much, I don't, even subconsciously, I've absorbed a decent amount. It's still kind of crazy from my brain to just work it out and just be like, oh, that's just you're understanding yourself. I think there's conscious and subconscious, I think there's conscious barriers that you genuinely have that are just per, because I think consciously you know a language already. That's how it happens. Consist you already know a language. So since you know a language, so since you know a language, your brain is conflicting with itself

in which way you should pronounce things. You try to go to the things that like, that's why little kids learn it so easily because of the fact they have nothing to conflict themselves with and learning the language. Yeah, there's no barrier to, there's no right or wrong with it

to do it yet, you know? It's like, just they just go when they do it. There's no barrier. You just, you know, your brain is wired that way to just not even question anything, not just store it and be like, I don't need this information, which normally happens.

When you're hearing somebody speak a foreign language, your brain compartmentalize, like, we don't need this. Because it doesn't matter. Which is annoying, because you would love to just take a class and then be fluent. You know, you would love it. It's interesting watching all of my nephews and he's to speak Spanish so much better than I do. Like all of them do. The ones here that are bred to lily and the ones in my family back home, they're way better than me at Spanish. And it's fucking crazy.

Jojo knows. three and a half languages essentially. Yeah, not knowing, not putting your children to extra languages as a parent is, I think abuse actually. Or not abuse, maybe just setting them.

It's just setting them up for a worse version life in life. Yeah, it's unfortunate. You should. It's so, it's, yeah,

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, normally what happens is if you're just in a multicultural house, right?

So that's like the easiest way to do it. Like, um, Jojo, uh, obviously Lithuanian, Russian, uh, on her mom's side.

And then fucking learning English. And then Poland shit is like not too far from them connected. So she knows a little bit of Polish too. So just being around that she's absorbed all that shit. And I'm like, wow, I'm fucking retarded, you know, because like I didn't have that opportunity for anything. Just a few Spanish speakers, but they also didn't really speak that much Spanish in the houses that I grew up.

So Lily, Lily to speak Spanish for it. She speaks Spanish fluently, but she's not good at the language. Like she wouldn't be someone that you would have teach someone to speak Spanish truly. Yeah. It's like, oh, you're going to fucking teach them how to speak Spanish in Spanglish, and you're going to ruin their lives. I don't think it would ruin their lives necessarily. They'll go to a Spanish country and they'll speak Spanish. They'll be like, are you lying?

Are you five? We're going to eat you. They kill it immediately. We're going to eat you. Get the chupacabra out. Let it eat him. Anyway, Sweeney Todd wrote in. He says, hello musketeers.

My question is, when has your gut opinion about someone been perfectly right? For me, there was a guy in one of my college classes who I didn't like and eventually his girlfriend outed him to everyone. by saying you paid to use chat GPT. You paid to use it? That's fucking wild. I've been here since episode 14 and loved it since. Stay awesome. Thanks for,

thank you, man. Thanks for, you've been around a while. I will say the one that, Candace Owens. Yeah. Candice Owens. Sure.

Off the rip. Off the rip. And every time, like you try to do the rebrand thing like a year or two into like after. And I was like, no. I know you. I've seen you.

I know exactly what this. is. What are you doing? And it's, it's, it is wild to see few, just the amount of times she's changed entirely. You know? Yeah. It's fucking, or like a lot of those people from back then, to be honest, Brianna Wu is another one. She's like kind of like, she's like kind of like a right wing grifter now, which is, which is, like, I knew it. I fucking, one of the, what, one of the things that I would say early on was like, this is right wing behavior, dude. Like this like, censorious, like, weird fucking oversensitivity. This is right. right wing. This is why it's lame.

Yeah. And then when those people eventually turn that way, it's like, oh, oh, what a surprise. Yeah, what a surprise. It's unreal. I definitely can tell someone's crazy. Yeah. I get that shit early. It's, I don't know if it's a fucking scent or something or like, I can tell like the way they speak and how they like just move through the world. I'm like, oh, your aura is off. Yeah. I can sense there's something wrong with you. And every time, I'm like, oh, look, they were fucking nuts. And I'm like, I've, man, what can I say? I guess I was a group around crazy people a lot.

So my brain's like, I know you. I've seen you before. Yeah. You're nuts. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Every time. It saves me many a time.

It's like, oh, this girl's really attractive, but I can also definitely tell her mind's not okay. And then bam. Oh, well. Yeah, I've been, I've danced with the devil. That's just been fine. You know, you just dip in real quick and then you just dip out. Then you disappear. Yeah, you just dip out.

You just have to understand. Like, hey, man, sit. I had even a girl be like, I don't know, I might be pregnant I'm like, no, you're not. My shit don't work. I don't care. No, you're not. That's crazy.

No, you're not. The gut buster from Ryu to two punches. He punches you once. You get hit twice. No, you're not as crazy. No, you're not. And then she wasn't. I'm like, fuck at her, bitch.

We're going. I mean, I had five pregnancy scares by 15. No, that's crazy. That's crazy. I was like, what? It was a virgin's, though. I had five by like 20, 20, I think I've had two.

I had like maybe one. That's too. I've had a lot. I know two in my life. I know both were just bullshit. I'm just like, all right. You know, I get what this is. I understand what's happening.

And so, you know, cool, calm. And no problem. Especially, well, yeah, it's, it. Way, way behind. I'm glad all that shit's behind me, though. You know what I'm saying? Honestly, it's much easier. Yeah.

Fucking, dude, playing the field and shit. I mean, I guess I didn't really play the field at all. I couldn't imagine dating now genuinely. Like I just, I just don't know how I would do it now. I've been doing it same, because like I, for whatever reason,

even since I was, like, 18, like one of my, so like maybe my second girlfriend or something. Uh, it was my space. She,

she lived, uh, you know, the adjacent city. I don't remember how we connected. We might have seen each other at a party or some shit like that. And then it, but it was like,

oh, we connected on my space. Like, hey, I remember you kind of thing. It's, it's always been the fucking internet for me. And so it would be the same thing.

I guess. just be like, all right, let me see what hot ho is doing what on Instagram or whatever. Which attractive slut is out here fucking slutting around so I can fucking get some massive gash. Which hot ho is fucking. Ever since you remember that fucking back then they didn't want me now hot hose all on me. Remember that? Ever since that, because I never heard it described as hot hose. I can't remember that dude's name.

I still have never heard that for that. He kept saying, Mike Jones, Mike Jones. Oh my God. Mike Jones. So Mike Jones, back then they didn't want me. Now, hot hose all on me. I think that's the line. It could be, the bar could be different. Back then, they didn't want me.

Now, bitch, this is all on me. You can't, I remember, I swear he said hot hose. It's like the dirty version. Is that the song? No, that's, that's fucking three-sist mafia. Same shit to me. There's a bunch of, that's a bunch of southern niggas. That's a bunch of, a bunch of niggas.

You ever see the, I'm not going to. You ever see the picture of a, uh, you ever see the picture of a, uh, uh, uh, Mike Jones morphing into Donatello, the Ninja Turtle. Because yeah, there's a frame of him like, and then it's just like, and then it puts the fucking purple. It's pretty good, dude. It's pretty good. That is fucking crazy. He is the Ninja Turtle.

I didn't realize. There's always something about him. That era is so magical because everything was just silly, you know? Yeah. The 2000s were just silly in a way that like. The South almost really turned the world into something. The South made white people really afraid of black people, which is very funny. They were just existing, having a good time living.

And they were like, oh, this is this music is going to destroy the world. And it's like, they're just, they just got gold teeth and spinning rims. They're really not bothering anybody too much. That was the South? Yeah, the Gold Team Spinning Rims is absolutely South. Do it from Georgia all the way to Texas. That was all the way to Texas. that kind of shit.

Dude, there was a guy that moved from Texas, white boy with curly hair, that I didn't know that, dude, the kids, the kids were spending hundreds of dollars to get grills. You didn't know that? No. You don't know about Johnny Dames? Kids. I didn't know kids were doing that. First of all, I didn't have that type of money when I was a kid.

But so how, what the fuck were these kids? I know. I'm just saying, they were doing it. I wonder. But I just couldn't believe it to get grills. I'd be like, I'm going to get all the video games. I want to grow. A fucking grill?

I wanted a grill so bad. You really wanted a grill? I never wanted one. I wanted them so badly. You could get one now though. Do you go to Dundas and be like, hey, how do I acquire a grill? Knock all my teeth out and put fake diamond and crested teeth on my mouth. Knock all.

And before you finish your sentence, do it as a sledgehammer. You wake up. You see this. Then you wake up and you have a sick ass fucking grill. Your jaw is broken. There's blood all over you, right? There's blood. But when you smile, the room lights up.

You smile and everybody goes blind in the room. What is the appeal of a grill? Why do you want a grill so bad? All the rappers had it when those were. Right, I understand that. It's just simply I wanted to be like the rappers I thought were cool. I just never thought it looked good. I think they looked dumb too, but the people that I thought were cool had them.

That's stupid I wanted. That's so interesting that like you, so you thought they looked stupid, but you thought that people were cool that had Oh so you just want to like That is so confusing That's it Is it simply is it simply There are a lot of people that I liked

That had things that I thought were dumb And then I was just like well that's I'm not Why I just I don't want that I thought they were so fucking cool I don't want that I thought it was quick like I especially I liked like

You know I admired muscles like athletes I'm like dude they like They look yoke that's badass And then I would see all All of these fucking rappers Spend hours in the gym And then wear clown clothes

And I'm like bro What the fuck fucker. What is the point? Like they're like, what is the point? Dude, that arrow close, dude. I remember having pairs of shorts that were longer than my shins, dude. I really had those. There were short.

They were short. Even now when I play basketball, even now when I get shorts, I don't feel like I don't feel comfortable with the shorts I'm wearing right now because they're not long enough. Because I remember wearing shorts that were so long. I'd play basketball with shorts that were damn near dresses. Yeah.

And it was, they always did. They looked like dresses. They were just skirts effectively. Our stupid schools wouldn't allow us to, so it just kind of. You were here. That was the hyperculture here too. They fucking, they would because, oh, might be gang affiliated.

It's got to be above your knees. And then you would try to get one above your knees or just a little. And then they would be like, no, go get the loaner shorts of the fucking office. They wouldn't fuck around. Full of shit. It was bullshit. Full of shit. Cakeed.

Never washed them. Caked and diarrhea. When you take it out, you got to pack it. So much shit. You got to break it loose. I don't go. Wear it. Where are you going to be killed, not even expelled?

Where are we going to kill you? We're going to kill you. Look, Tyler, I'm going to be real with you. If you don't put these shorts on, we'll kill you. We already got permission from your parents to kill you. They signed a waiver. There's an audio file. Yeah, kill him if he doesn't wear.

Yeah, kill him if he doesn't wear the loners. Yeah, kill him, please. And put more diary on them. It's, it's. It's part of it. It's like if you don't die, you gotta wear these shorts the whole day and if you don't diarrhea in them

by the end of the day, your ass is grass. We're gonna kill you. We're gonna kill you if you don't shit. We're gonna euthanize you. Where's your parents are? We're gonna euthanize you? Have you seen an impractical joke's episode?

What? No. But they were threatened to euthanize the boy? No, what? That's, you never saw that? That's the craziest episode by far. The craziest one to me is when they had they locked that guy in there

with a fucking lion or whatever. Oh, that's a little more, that's probably a little more extreme. Or when they pretended that the guy died Oh yeah One of the other jokers died Yeah they pretended They pretended to kill one of the other guys

Is a prank on the other one It's just like it I don't like shit like that No that's too much I saw that recently on TikTok Where I Oh the guy was giving The guy was the Asian guy

With the fake knife The stat you know the The extract What do you call it The retractable blade Blade? Yeah yeah that And it's just you know

Like one of those Party City ones or whatever And it was these Asian gentlemen And one of them pretended to stab the other guy, but if you saw the look of horror on his face where he actually thought it was being stabbed, I was like, it had so many likes. People I knew liked it. And I was like, how the fuck is this funny? You just traumatized that guy. I definitely like that video. I like, I laugh at a lot of shit. I don't think that's terrible. I don't think that's funny. Oh, yeah.

I don't think trying to guys and I don't think I don't think pranking people for no reason is funny because that's just not cool. Because it's not okay. There's no joke there. I think people getting hurt is hilarious. But I think pranking someone is not funny because of the fact that it's a selfish joke. And you're like, isn't that funny? And it's like, no. I understand what you're saying. You just frightened me really badly. That's not cool.

Look, I think it's frightening and then there's trauma. Like, don't traumatize someone. That's why I draw the line. Like my friend's playing with guns when I was younger and I was like, stop aiming that gun near me. This is crazy. We're fighting. If you, it's not funny.

If you point a gun at me, like we're fighting. I can't, I can't let that go. And he's like, it's not load. And I'm like, dude, check the chamber right now. See if there's no good blood in the chamber. And he's like, oh my, I've heard that. Oh, my bad. And I was like, bro, are you fucking serious?

Oh, my bad. No, no, no. Oh, my bad is not sufficient enough for that. That is crazy. We're fine. You literally, literally, I'm like, bro, I need you to understand. I need you to understand.

They're just fucking fuck around with guns. There's no clip in here. And I'm like, bro, check the chamber. Don't. I know you. Check the chamber. If you point a loaded gun at me, I'm,

if you point a loaded gun at me. If you point a loaded gun at me. He sees light in his eyes when they find it. Yeah, that's crazy. That's insane. His final idea His final idea Oh yeah

Oh god No man I would eat I would eat the person Yeah I would eat the person Like they're like I'm gonna kill them and eat them The people I knew in my school were Dogg they were just

They were just You know when you meet somebody Like oh you're just doomed Yeah Like you're just your gear It sounds like you went to like a fucking Like you went to like a metal gear solid like prison camp I went to a inner city school

That's inner city schools are like man They're fucking terrible We had some kids like that come into their fucking terrible man. Yeah they're just Dude they

I think it was the first or second day was two brothers and they're like hey let's play like army or whatever army man whatever the fuck they said and they started flipping over the desk and pretending to shoot dude it was crazy

during class yes during class we were sitting in class and like let's play army or whatever that's awesome and they started flipping it over like people were shooting and I was like that is cool was it just the brothers was a bunch of kids doing it no no dude we were shocked

Like it was them It was them Some people were doomed You can tell some people are just like Oh there you're going You're going the wrong way I've definitely been damn near that disruptive In a class before

Yeah I'm not I never flipped anything over another But Me and me and Rob My friend Rob would be That was only after the Spanish teacher Made it clear that she hated me For no reason

And I was like all right I hate you now for the good reason So like I have We would bring in We would bring in This is around Spider-Man 3 When that came out

So there were the toys That were coming out I had like a venom and he had a Spider-Man we'd like pretend to like fight each other from across the from across the room

we'd be like just completely disruptive Paul was in that class I was never like that's how I met Paul was in that class I was never like that I would just start laughing or some shit

and it would they would ruin it would derail dude she yanked me up Paul can attest to this she grabbed me by my shirt like this like a cartoon effortlessly and threw me out of the classroom

you got muscles man I mean I was just very light I was like, maybe two pounds. I wasn't eating a lot. I'm saying this and I know I don't mean it. I was lighter than how I was bored. I know I regret this, but the idea of a two pound person, a two pounds six foot three person is a two pounds six.

That's just like a nervous system maybe. Not even. There might be more than that. If you pile the nervous system on like a scale, How much you think it would weigh? Like 14. That would fright me. Seeing that would fright me so much.

Just seeing a pile of nervous system. How heavy? Who was that blown to? Somebody meticulously stripped the bones and everything to just have the nervous system. And they didn't cut a single under the nerves either. It's like it's all perfectly done. It kind of gross me out just thinking about it. How heavy is a disembodied nervous system?

That's crazy. I thought I was going to like say call the police or something. Like Google. Kind of like when you ask about like killing yourself, it seems to the suicide hotline. I say no How do I kill myself? It gave me the nervous system

Distress Hotline Distress Hotline. There's no The concept of a disembodied nervousism is generally found in fiction Great You can't hypothesize Surely they know

Surely somebody out there knows They forgot the Nazis were moving The way they were They definitely know Oh the Japanese Also I'm fairly certain That the bodies exhibit You know that bodies exhibit

Where it's like they show Like the various Like I'm fairly certain they have in their exhibit a disembodied nervous system So they know how much it weighs Right

If we have a serial murderer That's listening Shut up If there's a professional nervous If there's a professional nervous system Weyer Out there who weighs nervous systems For a living

Can you please let us know how much How much a nervous system weighs Because I would get I would wager like no more than five pounds I think it's fairly like Yeah five pounds is definitely Five pounds is excessive I think that's a lot

No that's a lot That is like maybe I feel like maybe two pounds is like really reaching. I think it's ounces. Yeah. You know? You think so?

I don't know. Well, you know pounds are ounces, but... I can't even speculate. Well, you're an asshole. I'm not. Yes, I know what you... I know what you mean. Fucking...

Uh, anyway. Fucking jackass over here, not understanding fucking pounds, ounces and fucking leaders and shit. Shut up, nigger. Sorry. I only speak in metric. We should.

Take over the world and just convert, make everything easier. We should, we should do that. Nah, I like the way things are. Hey, gays! I just saw it. Chris and Derek, please listen to Coyo Rodin.

He says, in Dejy voice, Hey, guys. How often do you all hang out outside of the snark tank? Pretty much never at this point. I mean, I see Kingston fairly often. But like, we see each other a lot now. We do the show every, usually during the week.

This nigga doesn't show up. He's far. He has to take the train. Hey, live down the street. You didn't show up. That is true, yeah. Even before that. Even before.

I don't know, man. I don't, I don't, you guys. plan stuff in like this chat with too much text. It is too much. Like I, I, I, I,

I, I, I, I, appreciate being in them. But like, I, I,

I, I see, every time I check, there's like, seven new developments. There's like a fucking, I'm 40 text behind. I'm like,

yeah. If the day comes and something's happening, I assume someone will say something. I think, you know, that's how I, we have to ban memes from the chat. That's the biggest thing.

If you allow memes in the chat It will always devolve It just becomes an image board I didn't realize that if it's not all iPhone Or whatever you can't Because I was going to be like They made a new chat Jojo I'm not gonna look at it

You go in it And so you can pay attention If you want to do stuff But they They're there's If you don't all have the same thing They're like In order to add somebody

You gotta make an entirely new fucking What the fuck is that? It's very stupid What a stupid concept? Not having it. an iPhone is actually stupid nowadays Yeah, it's unfortunate that they've made it this way

Yeah, if you're not like Because the only reason I don't want an iPhone is that Apple has not caught up to having a better Bluetooth, you know, I like I want LDAQ so I can have a little bit better quality when I'm listening with Bluetooth And they don't give a fuck When I'm listening to my fucking day porn

They're like with Dolby or whatever They're like have like a partnership or something stupid Really? I didn't know that It's fucking stupid it pisses me on God damn it everything's fucking It's the same fucking three people It's gonna be so bad It's gonna be so bad so soon

Yeah Oh fuck what did I just do Oh no You're like not even The fuck just happened Did you just like open up a thread or something? I don't know what the hell just happened God the act

It's pretty good though I like it Yeah I like the way nothing works the way it's supposed to Good I like it a lot It's very cool Yeah But yeah we're on King and I are on Discord sometimes playing games

and shit yeah I don't see towards the end of the year it gets harder to hang out your friends yeah it just it becomes like stupid busy there's like a bunch of shit like you have to

I know so many different like quadrants of people that it's just like all I'll spend time with this this group this time because I know I'm not gonna make it then spring is always a good time with friends it's usually like March April nothing's going on in spring yeah thank God it's like some people's birthdays but it's nothing like crazy going on

and you see each other you guys are going to do shit. I try to let people know that, hey, don't think that I don't want to hang out. I just don't. You know, like, I want people. I know what you mean. Yeah, I want people to understand. I'm the same way.

I'm more than happy staying in my apartment the entire, my entire life. I like all of you's. I like, like, like, anytime I do go out, I have a great time. I just, yeah, I just, you know. It's the same feeling of like, like, there were been plans that I was, like, I remember having plans that I was kind of excited about and they got canceled and I was still elated. You know what I mean? Like, I was like, looking forward to going. And then they got, they got canceled.

And I was like, oh my God, I have so much time now. I'm just going to sleep. I don't like doing shit until I do it. Yeah. It's like the gym kind of where it's like, I hate going to the gym. But once I'm there, I'm like, okay. Getting there is annoying as fuck. Yeah.

Going to the gym. Understanding that you have to like do this annoying, like, tedious bullshit. It's working out. To go to the gym. Working out is annoying until you do it. And you're like, fucking, I might as will finish it. And you spend like a half an hour. Generally a half an hour working on. You're like, oh, that was really not a big deal. I love working out. I just, I did the process of me even getting, it's not even getting mentally prepared to get to ready to work out. That's the only part that bothers me.

And, uh, because sometimes I'm like, like after the train, I don't know why I was so fucking tired yesterday. The train rocks you to sleep in my experience. Like, trains always make me tired. We got to take one. So when the Lilix's never been on one. She's going to be like, she's never been on a train? Oh wow Interesting What the fucking

How There's no need for trains She never She reverse Harry Potter or something There's no Is Harry Potter always The trains Kind of yeah

What do you mean Kind of yeah Kind of like a big deal In that whole world Yeah what is that that nine Nine and three quarters Yeah Plat platform nine and three quarters

I don't even know Where they got to run into a fucking wall Yeah Fucking insane What was I said Oh man I was gonna bring something up Oh

That doesn't matter Gaphthany Astano here Nice He wrote in Says hello my favorite Interracial Thruple First time $25 and up patron here Welcome

Hey thank you I recently had a friend over And we were looking for things to do And we decided to dust off my 360 And play 2009's Immortal Combat I never played it before And I don't play fighting games normally So my strategy is usually just a button mash

Some games that works man Yeah Sometimes that works It's not as good in that one one. Yeah. Because the MK7, right? No,

MK9? That's seven, right? It's Mortal Kombat. No, 2000. 2009. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

What did you say? Seven. The seventh one. No, it's the ninth one. No. That's what I'm tripping, right? Isn't MK, didn't MK9 come out? No, no, no.

I think you're right. Mortal Kombat 9 came out in 2011. He said MK9, right? He says Mortal Kombat 2009, whatever that means. Oh, I think he made him. That's his mortal combat. I think he made a mistake because a mortal, there is no,

because there was, the last Mortal Kombat before that was the, the DC universe in 2008. Oh, you're right. You're right. I'm mad. I'm mad now.

I got, I'm upset. I'm upset. So I'm looking at the AI overview. Uh-huh. Because that's all Google lets you do now. Notice how I am not in AI mode. And it still gives me the AI overview.

Yes. Thanks a lot. Let's go. It's take it over. Yay. So listen to this. Mortal Kombat 2. 2009 refers to the significant fighting game

Fighting Game released in 2011. So I think it's just a... Look at it... I can't even express to you how infuriating that is to read. It is funny, but it's clear that the guy met MK 9 because no Mortal Kombat came in 2009. I'm a Mortal Kombat mark. Sure, okay.

MK9 came out 2011. That's nine, yeah. And so that's the one. I was saying you can't button mashing those games very easily at that point because most combos are just three-hit combos and you're supposed to just juggle. And so it makes it like if button mashing is not as good as back in the day, when you can just press shit and you would either do four hits or just do the spam punch. Like they changed it up to like kind of, I guess take it away from casuals, I guess. It's not it's not really for casuals anymore. That game franchise is not for casuals at all.

Model combat is not a casual It's not It used to be back in the day The two D Sprite shit Neither street fighter Street Fighter can be because of the heavy The heavy attacks can You can take a lot of damage

You can dish out a lot of damage It's heavy attacks Yeah I feel like now they have the hyperfighters Are the ones who are matchers I just think Like Marvel like what Marvel them were initially

Oh yeah And what we have now We're like hyper fighters You're just press a mobile You combo a fuck You can do a lot Doe especially what they did In Tatsunu

Tatsunuko versus Capcom And then they brought it to Marvel 3 where you just do a pattern. You just start and you go right. So, like, if you're on PlayStation, you go square a triangle, circle, and then X will do your air combo,

and then you just, and then do it again. Where I was just like, wow, this is for babies now. Like, I mean, I literally mean like three-year-olds. I love me some Marvel 3, though. Even though it's dog shit, I do love it. It's charming. It's charming. I like some of the people that they brought in.

I love Virgil and Wesker. Dante's, you don't stand a chance. Wesker's gun. Wesker reveals gun. or Dr. Doom reveal. I think that's so crazy that you're fighting Dr. Doom. This nigga is a sorcer and a mad genius

and then he flips his cape and there's a fucking mouser. And he takes it out of these shoots. What do you need that for? And it's like, why do you have a gun? What do you need that for? For protection, for protection. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. His armor is better than Iron Man's. And he's like, I got this guy that's on me. You never know, man. You never know. He just toast that around with him. in case. Hey, as they say, rather be caught with it than caught without one.

You've seen, we've seen what a 30-odd-6 can do. Oh, shit. Anyway, he says, my strategy is usually the button match. Anyway, he was Katana and I was Jackson. During the match, I pulled off a move where Jacks grabs Katana by the throat, lifts her up, and proceeds to cave her face in with his metal fist. So good. Yeah, when it heats up, dog, it's crazy.

Call me an SJW cuck. Gotcha, nigger. But something about the image of a hulking black man making a 3D Picasso painting out of a tiny, barely clothed the Asian woman's face left me feeling a little unnerved. And thinking that maybe Anita Sarkisian had a point all those years ago. Stupid. Stupid. No, to me. Think, think, think.

That's the one thing I always... And the brutality goes through. Keep punching her. And I'm like, yo. So he goes out, like, yeah, I know it's a fighting game or whatever. These games are traditionally ultra-violent. But it definitely took me back for a second and changed how I look at some of these. older games now. Anyway, what's an opinion you've vehemently disagreed with in the past?

But as you've matured, you started to come around to that person's, that opinion or person's point of view. The game was still fun, by the way, stay sexy guys. It's an interesting person to use because I think... I think that's interesting, though. I don't like that line of thinking because it's, it kind of, to me, that's kind of sexist and you're thinking that like, oh, she has no business fighting this guy. I don't think it's not the business of fighting. I think it's the idea is that like that was a very violent image. Sure. Well, but that's all Why is it not violent when he does it to a guy his size? Why does he not have a problem with that?

I think it's a little different because like I, I am not fighting for that side, but I think it is different, unfortunately. So here's, societally it is, but the idea is if you were a feminist, you wouldn't want it to be different. I don't,

so in a fighting game setting and not in real life, that shouldn't bother you at all because the woman should be just as capable as the man. I agree. I agree with that. Yeah, I think it's still, the image is still a little bit jarring.

It is if you, you have been socially conditioned that way. I understand. Yeah. Since the video game, it does nothing to me. It's a video game. If you're not used to playing video games,

I could see that being, like, it's the same thing of, like, trying to explain, like, why Gears of War is fun to somebody who's,

like, only seeing it. You know what I mean? It's like, you're just looking at it's like, this is just blood and fucking... This is just gory... Gory mess. Like, this is psychotic.

Just sawing people in a half. You're not really thinking about that when you're playing. It's not really, it's a different part of your brain that's being activated. So, like, I get it, especially if you're not used to it. It is jarring imagery, especially if your only connection to these types of images are real life, then yeah, I could see it.

But I don't know. As far as like, I think I have one opinions that I used to vehemently disagree with. I don't. I have one. I'm sure there's some, but I don't recall them. But, you know, I will say, you know, going on, I guess this is not a change thing. Or maybe I did. No, because I always thought the same thing.

Never mind. because I was going to bring up Mortal Kombat not 11 but MK 9 again where it is funny thinking about how big Malina's tits are Well it's it's all of them It's literally all of them

There's the one that looks the craziest or is it Was it? No it's not it's not that Sonya Sony might theoretically have the biggest tits in that game Maybe but I'm talking by centimeters of a difference They all have like triple D tits

They all have similar the structure The bodies are almost exactly the same They're just wearing different clothing essentially and have different faces. The reason why Malina is so crazy is because she has that one costume where she's just wrapped like a mummy barely. She's barely wrapped like a mummy.

And so, but even at that time, I was like, this is crazy. Like, this is not, this is, I would understand why feminists would be like, what the fuck is this? And I'd be like, yeah, I get it. Like, this is kind of, this is over the top. In Clone Wars, right?

And at Clone Wars, Asoka has a tube top on. And she's 14 or 13. I'm like, this is like, why is she dressed like this? Like, why is she dressed like, what the fuck do you mean? Well, it's Star Wars, I guess. It's like George, I think you have one of the greatest universes ever, but also put clothes on that kid. Well, let's not put pedophilia into Star Wars because then, like, you have to think about the Padawans and all this shit.

Like, what happens? What's been done to them? I think a lot. The younglings are being there, you know. I think there's probably, there has to be some. Like, like, no, like, no, like, like, for real. I think like if we, by the means of like how the world works, right?

By the way this earth world works, there has to be some sort of fucking fucking fuck-nigas out of. That's why fucking Obi-Wan was in the desert. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They kicked his ass out. You're like, yo, what the fuck are you doing with my son? They didn't kick him out, bro. I didn't do anything.

They didn't kick him out, bro. The Jedi Order fell. Not the pedophile you're looking for. The Jedi Order fell. You don't fucking get it, man. The Jedi Order fell. Yeah, I bet they did fall all over kid cock. That's insane.

Kidcock. Was that a... The order fell, dude. Oh, with the body, kid penis, bitty-biggy. Oh, my God, kid cock. The guy. My name is kid. Cock.

I want to talk. I'm named after what I like. He says the... Everybody's like, everyone's like, everyone's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Turn the cameras on. I was never here. All the lights start flashing. Everybody's fucking address and name.

You start fucking put on the fucking name back there. You guys all like kid penis to ride. Ride. Oh my God. This is wild. Oh my God. I got to get out here now. I'd be watching.

I would turn off my TV. That's how scared I'd be. Do the E.M.S. John hands out flashbangs for Halloween. A ball of them. And a nice crystal. bull that is being passed down He hands them dogs and flash money

He ends them What's something that like Attrax dog? He hands them Kibble bags And flash bags So he's like You shakes the Kibble bags

The dogs come out And you say the kids Can Flash bags Fuck Help help help Help me I'm a dog I can't see

I hear help me But yeah I don't know I can't really think of Opinion in truth I'm sure I'm sure there are many examples I just don't think that they're like, I don't think I've shifted so deeply on them that like I would consider them

like a massive change. Like I'm more lenient I guess on religion now, I guess, or not, I just care less. Oh, I'm the plea option. Because I used to be a little bit more like, no, I don't, I don't see the point of this. And I still don't really, but like I just care less that people are. I see the point of religion. I care less that people are that way, I guess. I see the point of religion. I see the point of religion. I just don't agree with organized religion. I, my biggest thing is that I I think I used to believe that, that truly taking people's lives is the worst thing possible. I think like,

what do you mean? Like there was no good reason to, like, kill people. Oh, really? Like, genuinely, there's no good reason. Oh, there's a per couple good ones. I, I know, so me personally, and my greater belief, I think that I should never be the judge of who lives and dies.

I don't think I have the right to do that, but I think there are some people that probably are better just not being here anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's the truth because I was, because I watched Spider-Man Empower industry when I was growing up. So, like, that was like, help me like really form of perspective like oh no you should always like try to your best to like

help and save others but as i've got an old i'm like you you were you were thinking that maybe bill cosby could be retrained to uh to rufe by that by that age i was already gone yeah by that age i was already gone but i but when i was younger i said oh no then i kind of started like learning about like how some people are just evil like i think the i think evil doesn't exist but also there are people that exhibit all those traits that are just We just call it evil, right? We just call it evil. That exhibit these traits that are like, this is what evil is effectively.

What do we call this person that never not wants to kill someone? Exactly. They refuse to rehabilitate themselves even when they're in prison. Yeah, like those people like that. This is what we call. It's like wind. Yeah. And I think, and I think, no, it's crazy.

But I think even though it's not real. I think air is fast. Right. Fast air. Wind is real. That's crazy. Fast air. Fast air is real.

Wind is real. Wind is real. Well, it like, you know, wind is, you know, it's the abstract concept of fast air. Right. but it's still a thing. But so is evil in the same way? It's like, what is this thing that is being done all the time? Yeah.

Like fast air. Fast air. And then you have, um, wind is a thing. Fast kill. Fast kill. Lot kill. Many kill. Yeah.

Fast wind. I think, I think there's a better way than to just put people down more often than not. But I do think. Sure. Yeah. I do think. Lock them in a box. There's just some people.

We don't have the facilities to do that. And then we don't put the money into like rehabiliting people. people to really understand what they did wrong. I think instead of killing them, I think instead of directly killing people, we should put them in a box and, like, throw them somewhere. Yeah.

That way we're not killing him, really. It's the elements. That's, I think that mentality is so insane. What do you mean? Like, people being like, I want to do fucked up things,

but I don't want to be attached to doing it. No, that's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. Like, put them somewhere at the elements, kill them. It's like, no, you kill them then.

I didn't do it. Why? Why do you not want to just do it? I like that. Because I just don't feel like this is a lot of time. It's not. We'll give them a chance. We've all seen ISIS videos and don't take long to get somebody out of here, man.

It takes longer than I would like. Yeah. That's interesting. You see those mountains in like New Hampshire or Maine or wherever the fuck. Because then they're going to breed. They're going to breed and they're going to come back. That's what happens every time. See the things that you just give them like, you know, you give them a tank top and one pair of gloves.

They're going to breathe and they're going to come back. And then they go. Because unfortunately, you know what's saying? at, people that are willing to do fucked up things are better at surviving, literally. Yeah, but unfortunately. So what's going to happen? You know what?

Maybe that's, if you took a bunch of radical jihadists and threw them in Amazon, a hundred years later those things will come back and Amazon will be gongs, they'll eat it all. You know what? I'm talking about the snowy mountains. The Amazon is horrible. It ain't the snowy mountains where nothing lives.

You think that. Until they start catching fucking snow fucking rabbits and they build a society of snow ice. They enslave Yeti. Snow ice. And they go take the, It's slave Yetis. And the Yetis are like, why didn't you just shoot these niggas in the back of their heads?

Why are they saying it? Why did you do this to us? You know what the real answer actually is? Is that like I think like I used to think that evil led itself to like naturally like self-destructive? Yeah. I think it does. I don't know if that's true. I think it does.

But I don't, I think it also. I think the world actually rewards evil very handsome. I think I think it does. I think the problem is that evil does it to self-destruction, but it does. destroy everything else before it destroys itself. I think it will collapse in on itself. But at that point, like what it might as well not at that point. I agree.

It's like, it's like Nazi Germany, right? You're talking about power, not evil. I think evil. I think they go hand to hand, unfortunately. I think evil will live on forever. It's just when people have too much power and then they try to do too much evil shit. But like say, you can, you can have a controlled level of evil as long as you, but it just, those people, there's megalomaniacal people that always, uh, megalomaniacal people that always

want more power and they can't stop at a certain point. The problem So hold on, hold on. It's on this side now. This is horseshit. So hold on, do you understand what I'm seeing? Yes. Do you understand what I'm doing? It's on this side now. So we recorded right, the last episode we recorded yesterday. Right. So we record these like usually like two days in a row. They were doing this yesterday.

They're doing it again today. They did it on Monday. They're going to do it again tomorrow. What the fuck are they doing? What are they doing? They're vacuuming the fuck out of that floor. It's got to be. Just go, not going to It's got... It's got... Vacuum this. Look, it's got to be a sandbook.

It's got to be a buffer. It's got to be a sander. Yeah. It has to be. That's literally all it can be. They're taking up the carpet. If there is car... I don't even know if there's carpet in these apartments, but like...

They're all different. So, okay, okay. So that's... It has to be that. Because I remember when I was... But I only... It only took me a day to do it when I had to do that. It took me a day.

I rented one from home depot. And then I just sanded some fucking wood and then repainted and then repainted and it crazy. It's fucking real. I'm glad you're here to witness the direct. What's going on? Sequential nature of them. It's probably,

you think it's the one of the maintenance people that are just killing time. Yeah. It's like, I got nothing else to do. You know what? I respect that. He's like on it like skimming around. He's fucking late.

It's crazy too. It's a mom and pop business. Oh, it is? Probably. No, no, no,

it probably isn't, but like the idea of it being like, yeah, I'm just going to scam my uncle. I'm going to scam. Which is, it's just like, it's just like sexual assaults,

everything. it's always it's more the people you know the closer you are the more you take advantage I was wondering where you're gonna go with that That's what I'm saying like those crimes When you always think about these crimes That's crazy People are willing to scam their fucking families

I don't feel that way But it's true Because you're a regular person I think so You know relatively you know what I mean I think I think I have I think I don't know

I think I'm too weak to be Truly powerful Because I feel guilt a little too hard But I know that is weakness Average Suckerness I've tried to push pass that sometimes.

I like to so badly. I can't push past it. I've tried. I've tried to do underhanded shit and I just can't do it. I've raised a Christian. And I took the message literally and I was just like, oh, maybe I should try to do better for the rest of the world. Because I share it. I've seen a lot of people do that.

They just end up dead. Would you accept a show offered by Candace Owens? No. Come on, man. I couldn't do it. We need some more money. Come on. I couldn't do it.

I couldn't do it. You guys to do it. I wouldn't even blame you guys for doing it. I would make fun of you guys to your faces about it for sure But I wouldn't like I couldn't I can't do it if you don't do it I'll just buy your house and evict you I mean I would still make funny for it

I'd buy your house from your parents Or from Kingston's parents Yeah Or Lily's parents I'm glad that you were here for a second The uh And make them evict to you I couldn't do it I don't have it in me

I like I even now I try to like be genuinely mean It doesn't work anymore Because I'm like there's this What am I getting? of doing this. Mom, man, I need, I need to be hyped up to,

to, to, to, to, I think if you're, I think if you're taking, I think if you're taking money from those idiotic people and actively putting it back

into bettering the world. Hey, Benjamin Netanyahu. I can respect that, genuinely. We got a sponsor slot open. It's like Robin Hood. Yeah,

I respect that, but I, I wouldn't be a part of it. We do have a slide. We got a slot open for sponsorships. Benjamin Netanyahu, come on down. The problem is that once they get,

sponsored by Israel. Once you get the window, This episode of Star Tank has been brought to you by the genocide in Gaza. I mean, look, it's not genocide. It's just the side. It's just a war. We do a little warfare. We like to do a little warfare.

A little bit. He said to ceasefire and they've been attacking them still. Yeah, it was a fake ceasefire from the beginning. The fact that there was any, I saw people that I respect that were like, oh, this is a good thing. I'm like, you fucking stupid. What year? You know how you knew outside of the fact that obviously it wasn't real? Uh-huh.

Just by the base level was that Hillary Clinton was like, oh. Hillary Clinton was like, oh, you know, fair credit, he managed to do something. And it's like, you fucking, you're so. That's another one too. By the way, you talk about people that I had an opinion about immediately and was right the entire time. Oh my God, there you go. This is another one. Fucking Hillary Clinton.

Wait, if you weren't. No. I've never been more vindicated in my life than when like everybody just turned around. It's like, yeah, Bernie was the right one, actually. We probably should have went with Bernie. It's like, oh, wow. The way it happened. Do you know anyone who wasn't saying that, though?

Like, like, back then, yes. Like, I'm talking about people who weren't fucking like, like, grifters or people who weren't like Ezra Klein who were getting paid by obviously. Right, right. Interest, corporate interest. Because I'm like, who the fuck saw Bernie Sanders on stage and be like, oh, yeah, that's clearly not the guy? Like, what are you talking about?

The guy that's actually advocating for the things for us to just join the rest of the developed world? Why would he not be the guy? Oh, the, the lady that just wants to, continue the fucking wars? That's that's the girl. I'll never forget the progressives. That we're saying shit.

It's like you're sexes if you're voting for Bernie. Hillary's the only one. And now those people. And it's people and like to be fair like and I want to be clear. I don't know if FD is in that group of people. Okay. I don't know if he is like one of the people who said that specifically. I don't know.

But like I know him, he was in that crowd of people. I don't want to be guilt by association because people do that to me all the time. You sure wasn't the one janitor? No, no, no. Okay. The one janitor was there too. FD signifier famously hates a lot of the political.

No, you're probably right. Like I remember him, I just remember him being in a chorus of voices. The one janitor I remember specifically was one of those people too. Yeah. Where I'm just like, I wonder where he's at now.

I wonder what he is. He's actually doing pretty well. He does like nerdy content. What is he? What is he? He avoids politics now? Yeah, I bet.

Yeah. It would be pretty embarrassing. But like, a lot of those people to me were like, oh, you guys are talented speakers, but it's clearly you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And that's okay. But stop beating your chest. That's all. Because that was the one thing.

Even myself, when I made content, I wasn't like I'm some, I completely know what I'm talking about. I am so fucking sure because you can always be wrong. Sure. Yeah. And you're allowed to be wrong because you're human. So it's, it's, it's, it was. So what do we got?

So let me tell you something. This is crazy, right? Sure. Because for me, I thought it's like, oh, this is just an act. but in attack against minority people. But Donald Trump has class several degrees no longer as professional.

In doing that, it prevents you from getting debt forgiveness and acquiring loans when you're attempting to reach the mass degree in these professions. Is that real? This is very real. This is like a job.

I mean, it doesn't surprise me at this point. These professions include. Did you say that his approvals sunk 56 points? Yeah, it's unbelievable. How much. He's like the most unpopular president since like the 30s. It's crazy.

That is unbelievable. It is believable. I don't mean that. The degrees consist of. This is about the fucking blow your mind. It's not. Nursing. Physical assistance.

Nursing? Physical therapist. Uh-huh. What's your call? Aobiologist, architects, engineers, educators, and social workers. Social workers does not surprise me. Now, guys, no guys. That makes sense.

Anyone that I hate social work Anyone that Anyone that knows knows that These are professions Often sought after By minority people

Architects? Yeah Engineers Engineers Teachers, You never heard of Sure Neal therapists

Come on That's crazy Come on Physical therapist Physical therapist All that shit Is degrees that you I know this directly

Because I was someone That was told Like hey Going to nursing Right Going to engineering Going to STEM Sure

Going to these things Because these are going to be Good jobs That are going to help you often escape. Just going somewhere.

Poverty. You're a piece of shit. You guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. Look, you guys have been doing this for a long time so you guys don't care about people anymore. No.

But I very much so think it's just crazy. You only care because you're going for nursing and now it doesn't matter. Of course I would. I'm not going to have to, I'm not going to, I'm not unfortunately as bad. I'm not going to need these loans. I know.

We're fucking around. But like this is like this is a blatant attack against. I guess what is. You don't know what's in his heart. Here's the, here's, and I'm like, how? Like, what is this? Well, this is what's happening with me. Like, your, your vigor is interesting to me because I'm like, vigour.

That's crazy. Alex goes to fucking vigor. You goddamn vigor. Now, hold on a second. But yeah, but no, I was just like, you're very passionate about this. And what, not to be disrespectful. I'm just kind of like, where have you been? Like, like, the, like, it is.

No, I understand, right. I get it. The, this current, you know, the, this current, you know, the people. people that, oh, Trump got saved. He got bailed out. He's not going to prison, whatever. And the people that he put in the administration and stuff like that have been doing the most racist shit imaginable. What blows my mind is that.

So I'm kind of like at this point, I'm like, I don't think nothing could surprise me. Yeah, nothing would surprise me at this point. No one on the political laugh has been like, did you just see that? Well, that's clear. That's clear as day. It is like, it is. I will say. I haven't even seen Hassan or any of the fucking people that like all their job is to do is to talk about you like that bring it up.

It's like, this is clearly. Well, I'm sure. the act. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure they're doing it. But like they're not, they don't matter, really.

That's true. Like, they're not in legislative. It is crazy to me that there are people like in power who have like a, who can say something and actually like direct, you know, organize responses to. Yeah.

And they're not doing anything. Like a Hakeem Jeffries. Yeah. Fuck Hakeem Jeffries. Like, what a fucking loser. I can't believe. I didn't even like,

look, I didn't, he was never on my radar anyway. Yeah. But my bar was. at zero for that for that dude and I was like you know how do you underperform zero yeah he can't he didn't step over the fucking bar he tripped on it he just and he fell backwards fucking like like bro just step over he should be primary the fuck out man no fucking

it's just like how about when they had all the leverage like come on it blows my mind i'm just getting upset now we just yeah i saw that and my my my brain was like what Well, I mean, that's like... What? That's kind of what... What is... At this point, you should be jank and be going, Of course!

Of course! Like, when you see that shit, you should be like, yeah. No, look, because I think... Let me put it this way. What would you do if I peeled your beard off and stuck it back on your face the opposite way? That'd be interesting. I don't know exactly.

We're going to read the names now. Okay. Okay, cool. Look, I like... I love seeing passionate people in politics. But I'm also just like... we're so, we're so in the thick of it where I can't even, I can't get upset like that anymore. It's so stupid.

I'm more shocked than I am upset. I'm more like, oh, what? This is like one of the least shocking things I've heard. I guess that's where I'm kind of right. I think this is objectively a wild thing. You think it's crazier than like, look, I know, I think he's pulling up almost 100 people in the fucking in Venezuela. Dude, this just so. Dude, did you see the thing?

This fell through, by the way. Did you see the thing that happened like when at J.D. Vance's motorcade? No. Where they like, they were doing like live firing like or like fake like live firing over like Jadivance was like taking like a motorcade over like a highway or whatever. And like one of the guns misfired and like shot into his fucking car. And then they just like sped away.

This nobody talked about it because it was such a footnote. That would be that would be all the entire story for like a good month. You know? He's so fucking incompetent. Sounds part of course. Pete Hanksath, the guy who's like in charge of the fucking military ostensibly right now, threw an axe at a at a man in Times Square. That was, that is a thing before you got elected.

It's a joke world that we're living in. So like, yeah, oh, this degree isn't real anymore. Fox News's like, yeah, I mean. Correspondent is the secretary of war. That's crazy. How cool is that? That is so silly, dude. With fucking, with all this stupid ass fucking Dea's vault in this old fucking crusade shit,

which is so tied to like white supremacy and Christian nationalism I'll say I'll just say just to be It's just loser LARP. It's loser LARP. I know but I just want to be It's like Zionism like Zionism is white supremacy also

Like literally they are all the same thing 100% is it is white supremacy. No but you know It is. I'm just being. I mean it's a conversation people don't want to have but it literally literally is

well listen I think a lot of white supremacists would not agree I agree I agree but it is It's like, it's not, but like, like, you're not one of us, but it's like, yeah. That's like a very technicality kind of thing where it's like, yeah, by technicality, I guess. I think a lot of white people are Christians and Christians believe, you know, so and so about Israel that needs to be protected. So it kind of loops into itself, but like it's not technically like, you know what I mean. It's not the same.

It is white supremacy by the nature of how it's instrument and institutionalized, but it's not white supremacy because the white supremacists wouldn't want them there. It's like, oh, don't stand next to us. It's a different form. It's a different form. Yeah. But it is. They definitely see them themselves. I think we're too gay to have this conversation. Because Sweden was like, hey, we don't want them here.

I will say one thing is I think people would rather be like, will you guys suck each other's cocks and stop talking about white supremacist? Yeah. There's that. Either get to being a white supremacist or suck your don't dick. That's it. Just make one transition. Well, believe if Jared from Subway started talking about like fucking, you know what I mean?

You know what are you doing? I mean, we're not, we're not, we're not hip. We're all Jared from Subway in some way. If you were If you were paid I've had You've got $10,000 Hey for $10,000 would you

Like you're like Trade reputations Well I wasn't gonna go that crazy I was gonna say Attend a two hour seminar Of Jared Fogel like giving like a TEDx Or whatever or something No

Just to see him speak? Yeah No 10,000 is too little For them Is it? They catch a picture of you there And then ruin your life

No I would do it for $10,000 I would do it for $10,000 to see Jared Foggle I can make a video out of that That's hysterical Okay I can absolutely I feel like being I was going to be paid $10,000?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I wouldn't have to pay $10,000. No, no, no, no. Paying 10 grand is serious. Jared Fogle. Just to see, like, how is he going to pretend like nothing's happening? You know, how is he going to go on stage? How is he going to go on stage and pretend like they don't know?

Okay. Listen. It's like Louis C.K. on stage. Like, you know that he knows that everybody knows. Everyone knows. Yeah. So I'm going to spice it up just a little bit before you're doing things. Louis.

So it's $10,000. It's $10,000. So there has to be some stakes. Okay. So what, like every 15 minutes, another child just stands next to him. Would you still go? No.

Wait, what do you mean? Like, just standing next to him? Yeah, yeah. They're just standing really close and they get closer and stuff. I'm like, you know, but they're just standing. They're just standing there. They're holding on to his pant leg. $10,000, Chris.

It's a lot of money, man. That might seal it for you. Because then I'm going to be thinking about, like, am I implicated on something right now? No matter what you're implicated. No, seeing somebody speak is not implication. Chris. Because you can turn that into, you can turn that into journalism. Chris, there is no way right now in this world that you, well, probably actually.

Let me see your hairy legs. I want to see your hairy legs. I want to see your hair. He's like, all right, kiddo. He's like, hey, kiddo, get the pants down. The kid goes for the belt. Jared Fogles has been like, I. He's trained himself to only be attracted to geriatric, like, 90-year-olds.

And then he goes and molested Joe Biden. He fucks Joe Biden. Corpop. Is that you, Corp? Is that you, Corpaw? Not again. Not again, Corpaw. You got me.

You win this time again. You win this time. I got you last time. Yeah, you got me. It's crazy. Everything's full circle. The Fibonacci sequence. He clearly has to teach on.

Maybe cycles of just sexual assault. fucking raping each other for all the time corn pop I remember he's telling because it was like a it seemed like an inner city youth thing going on at that event yeah like a pool or something

yeah something and then he was telling that story and he's talking about he's going to my leg down fucking crazy pulled out a knife and he's like pull your pants down son I'm crazy that he won

don't do it corn pop it's crazy that he won people were so tired of what people were so sick of the thing that was before that they were like, I guess. Just let's do it. Let's fucking do it. Because that's exactly what happened. Anyway.

We'll be the same again, literally. Yeah. I'm like, hey, this guy sucks so bad. He's gonna be like, I made a ball rule. Oh, yeah. Get out. I like how they're just giving him busy work while like the real people are running shit. It's like Bush.

Right? Yeah, yeah. Cheney. Right. Everybody was like running shit. And they're like, hey, go fucking speak at this dumb thing. Get shoe thrown at you. It was just like shit like that.

Go to the shoe throwing a mess. I love. I swear. I swear. Every clip. And then the only president to choke on a pretzel and hit his face on the floor or whatever, a coffee table. Because like, what the fuck happened? He was all bruises.

Oh, I choked on a pretzel. Yeah. Are you serious? He choked on a fucking pretzel. And you're like, he's about him. That's what happened. That's probably what actually happened. He beat the flimbing fuck out of him.

Hey, man, I think maybe we should slow down with the haliburton and then just beat the fuck out of him. That's all that. He never saw his face all bruce. He never knew about him fucking choking on a pretz or something? No. I can't believe this is real. 2002 I was not paying it Okay, fair enough

He was old enough to be able to I was nine I was little in tune I was eight years old That's fair That's fair That's totally fair I was seven actually

For most of the year I saw I saw the image of him all bruised up And I was like Oh interesting Dude if it wasn't for If it wasn't for 9-11 I don't know when I would have gotten

into politics It would have taken probably Forever Because it just became so interesting He's gonna bruise on his face Wait really? Yes So crazy

is there a video of him choking on a pretzel? No. No, I wish. That's what I was excited to see. No, no, no, no. We would have seen that. You would have seen that. It's like Elon.

Like Elon coming with a bruising thing. I was like, I've never seen George was choking on a pretzel? Gotcha. Oh, man. They beat me up. They beat me up real bad. They beat the fuck out of me. The pretzel came up at me and I was like, I didn't know which way it was going.

It was all twisted. And punched me in the dang head. Flat my fucking skull in. Fuck, man. Fucking discombobabobababomolated me. I don't go back to my tree house. Chaita had a blunderbuss full of pretzels. He had a blundered bus.

He shot me with a pretzel blundered by. He shot that fesson again. And I was like, how dare you, sir? And then I tied the muscle in the shape of a pretzel. It was crazy. You could do that, Mr. President? Yeah, look at this. No.

No. Look at this. He grabs the podium and turns it into a dog. He what? He grabs the podium and turns into a real dog. Oh, like Mr. Kraz of the pizza? Oh, you didn't know I had powers. This is both.

I only have powers on how I think about. When I think about it too, I can't do it. So now that you're all staring at me, I can only do, uh, I can only do crazy things if I forget that I can do them. Yeah, like, watch this. He flies away. That's a fucking X-Men. That's a random X-Men like number 53 that has that power.

Yeah. Forgetful man. How many X-Men are there? Way too many. I'll go X-Men, not be you in. Is it over 100? Oh, yeah. X-Men is probably like, I don't know if it's over 200.

There's 200, I think. 200? Probably about two. Maybe no, no, no, no, no. There's more than 200. That's crazy. Whatever. We're going to move on the names.

I can't discuss the number of hypothetical X-Men. How many X-Men members? How many X-Fellas? How many X-Fellers are over there? Is it going to be able to do it for each? Because I feel like the other factions is going to put it in there, too. Other factions? I'm going strictly X-Men.

That's what I want to. Magneto must be stopped. Now watch this drive. Now watch this drive. You're lucky that ball is not made of metal. Yeah. You stupid fuck. He goes, why?

Why? It says over 100. I guess that's, yeah. If I had a list to write down, I think I could write down 100 X-Men. Why? I can write down. Right. Do it right now.

Wow, what do you mean? He doesn't understand Magneto's power. He doesn't understand Magneto's power. Yeah, he has. It's like in his name. What do you mean? What are you saying? He controls magic.

Is he a magnet and it's neat? What do you like? sleepy like magnesium man or something what's going on yes it's like you know magnesium and not magnets that is kind of weird that you would know magnesium not magnets magnet those power is so ridiculous that I feel like

they wrote him at first and they were like oh shit I don't understand what that meant they definitely didn't think too deeply about like how how crazy how he can do to the world yeah if you wanted to because magnetism is like one of the fundamental forces which is insane I'm going to get rid of niggas

every black person not black anymore and it's like why Magneto's like I don't Can he blood bend Can he steal the iron out of blood? Yeah he can't right He got his heart ripped down

He was pumping the blood to his body With his powers It's crazy Oh that's fucking insane Oh that's interesting He can turn people off He can bend the light Like he is

His powers are insane I wrote I had like a comic Like me and a friend of mine And like 8th grade wrote a comic About like a dude with telekinesas that died and he had to keep his he had to kind of keep his heart pumping

like manually so he was like very like he's very very nerfed but he was like it was very not good I wonder if I because I didn't know that about Magnino

it's an interesting his powers are I wonder if I absorbed that through osmosis or something his power no that comic happened more recently is that like crank

so I should sue is what you're saying remember that movie crank I didn't make it I have proof that I made it that's how you have proof that they've used it remember crank high voltage yeah I do remember

crank guy voltage. Was that? Is that where you're going for? I've never seen cranked. I learned about cranked in like 2015 when I moved here. I learned about cranking like 20, 29. Yeah, I used crank every day. I'm going to read the names now over our $25.00 on a pageant. Remember, you can go over to Patreon on the comments like this dark time and get your name right at the end of the show. Don't forget that. If you do forget it, you probably are sick. You're dead. You have dementia probably. We say it all the time. So it's kind of, it's kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy that you would forget that. It's actually very scary for you. Yippee. Now watch this drive. I thought I forgot I was 31 years old.

I thought I was 30 still. Shut up. Yeah, that happens after 30 because it like it doesn't matter anymore. Don't tell me shit, bitch. But yeah. I just turned 32 and I'm like, I guess I'm 32. I'm like, oh, what? No, I'm not 56.

I'm going, going to come in my pants. All right. Well, we're going to read the names now. Where did that even come from? I don't know. I was going back to Cali and I was like, California come. So you're just California anthems with California. California.

Come. All right. We're going to be the names now. Count me down. Count me down so we can read this. Three, two, one. Cold Brew King, Alpha V. The gayest Bronco fan in the history of being gay.

Come, come with me, let's come, let's come, I'm gay. Spunk cock fallacy. Gay Christmas be like gay bell's ring, tip is glistening, dingling, anal fisting. He's feeling real tight. Bus quickly, I might. Let's go. I really like bus quickly.

I might. It's a good line. It's like, won't, will you? Will I? Will I? It's a fucking mystery. My pregnant wife said she lost the baby. I told her, go find it.

Big Chrissy. This question is from a comfy night and she says, help, I'm scared of women. Chris not getting any of the, it was merch online because they did the, what the, I can't read this. You good, brother?

It's all to get like, merch on the line in time because he, because he didn't hire a manager. that was a lot Malik Berry Republican Credo screaming about slaying Deities That is too much of a stretch, my friend

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uh oh Mega Man suit running out in the street and running out in the street to commit suicide King Dad Catoed Chris Benoit in his sleep for years Delta Gamma

literally fed this toddler last week Why is it still crying Clamule Esquire the 3rd If Jay-Z was gay, he could have been gay Z. Nice. I'm going to kill the president with the mortar. Lily bringing a warm six-pack, a piss to the function. Earth existing in Star Wars made me not a fan.

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Fuck My Sphincter Vane the Cock Johnson Don't forget him Nice My Chris Hanson Tomagocchi Hard Boiled Eggs A Flamethrower But it's Elton John

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You know that I've had sex with guys. Domination using the power of AI and V-tubing to bring my dead dog back to life. Derek and Notchauvin is innocent hashtag Free him round that age and having pussy for both breakfasts, both breakfasts, brunch, lunch, dinner, and dessert. Both.

You live in the life, man. He said both and he said four things. Yeah, that's crazy. Is there a troth? Trout. There's thrice. I know that. But there's no troth. I don't know. Thrice isn't real. Oh. No. Never existed. The band? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I've never heard of them. All the peens are long and to come as great California cream in on such a winter's gay.

Connor McGregor raped a girl so he could have. So she, what? So hard she had to go, she got a tampon surgically removed. I hope someone does. That is true. I hope someone does that to Trump's soon. They went to civil court He lost He's an adjudicated rapist Like his boy Trump That's fucking crazy man

So cool A lot of just pissed me off That they couldn't do it And they had to go civil Because they didn't think It was strong enough Even though it seemed like There was more than enough evidence

To convict them But you know things are different in Ireland I love it Good Lord And women are not supposed to be afraid I think about that all time They're not supposed to be afraid Of the world

When they get scared When they're scared to walk home. It's like you're over exaggerating. And it's like, well, I think about that. It's insane. I watch a true crime shit where I'm like, that sucks. Like, if I go jogging at five in the morning, I have nothing to worry about. And then you have something to worry about, but you don't have imminent death, literally. Kidnapped, raped, murdered. I'm like, Jesus Christ. It's a very, it's, well, I'm saying it's very dangerous. 99.9% of the time I have nothing to worry about. And I would say for women, it's probably 50%, which is crazy.

It's very dangerous to be a woman out at night. I know this is a primary threat. Like, it's not safe. It's not safe out there. Watch out for this guy. If you see me cross the street immediately because I've been I'm kind of like, I've been wearing t-shirts a lot.

I'm kind of yoked under here, man. I'm kind of yoked under here. I've been training so I could lit, if you weigh anything from like 120 pounds or less, which is like my prime target, I can lift you with one hand and make a way with you. in like a second. So like be very afraid.

Chris. So yeah, after 7 p.m. stay out of the street. I agree. Yeah. Can we make merch that says sexual pressure?

Well, I never said anything about that. I mean, I'm just saying like, Derek, what the fuck? I usually take them to my apartment and I make them invest

in my crypto business. Oh, okay. Oh, gotcha. That's what you do. Yeah, get your mind out of the gutter.

Oh, okay. I mean, I apologize. I'm a financial danger to, I apologize. Because they won't leave until they,

I'm very convinced me. Like, They won't leave without investing in my business. That's awesome. And so, like, their entire portfolio is likely, like, mine. That's not so bad. They won't be traumatized by that. That's fine.

Yeah, yeah. But there are other people, like, sometimes I meet when I'm scouting. There are other people that I know are there from nefarious reasons. And, uh, all right, so we're going to have two lines. So we're going to have sexual predator.

I want to see it like, financial predator. I want to see that. Yeah, and financial predator. I like, you already knew what you already knew. That's what's the second.

So we're going to have both lines. And then so the audience can choose with something they want. I would love to see that on you since you're like so big. What financial better? Guys, dude, it is no. Oh,

I get the other one. Yeah. Okay, cool. I would like to see that on NC people's reaction on the streets. It's a very tall, large man. It's not funny at all. Dude,

it really is crazy. It is crazy how many people are just like, oh yeah, you've been, you've, we, everybody knows that you committed rape. Have fun.

I have one in my hands. It really is insane. I have one in my family and I'm like, don't invite this person. I want your mirror? It's so stupid. As we continue to that you are a rapist. Dude, I really hope you die. I really,

I really hope you die. Like fast, fast, fast. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. To be fair, how many of us have mugshots that look like monsters of ours? That's true. But it's not me. We don't know that for you. We're 99% sure. We don't know if you went to a makeup artist that put that on you.

I'm ready Ready or not You're right rape Yeah I don't know It's like a fucking bobcat It really is like It really is like a top tier Like villain thing

Because like It's so cool There's reasons I can think of very many good reasons Why a person might snuff out another life You know what I mean? I can think of many Like you're under threat

People are attacking you Yeah Any number of reasons. The only time I agree is under threat. I think that's the only time you should feel somebody. Someone smells a little weird. I'll put it this way. There are people who there's a famous video.

Step down my shoes. Go ahead. Steps on your shoes. It's another one. There's a famous video of a woman who I think like your kid was raped and killed or whatever. She shows up to the court thing in a trench coat and just unloads. I'm like, I love stuff like that. Totally fine.

I can't even. I would donate. I disagree with the act of doing that, but I also absolutely. understand them doing that. Like that's an understandable reason to fucking do something like that. It's not a smart thing to do from their perspective because like now they're like, yeah, now you're now you're subject to the same flawed system that allowed this fucking dude.

Exactly. But I don't have any moral issue with that at all. Like some people, some people like that just like you got to. Some monsters got to go, man. You got to go. I don't, I stand by this.

I don't think I should be the judge of who does that. Yeah. But I think at the same time there are some people that like, I'm not going to get in people's way. Would you, would you like say, I would absolutely encourage inmates to deal with them. Like, hey, I would, I would, you wouldn't even do that?

For me, I think, I think truly, truly, truly, truly, he needs to live and understand what he did. I think that is truly the best way. So the idea of the monster, especially, the people that a lot of times. But often, they're the ones that have absolutely no remorse. Yeah. They're like, I know what I did is wrong, but I like it. I know what I did is wrong.

I think it's hilarious. I think what happened is a lot of people are just not given a chance to. I think most people are. I think, I don't think, I don't think, too. I don't think, I don't think people have the Twitter. schools within themselves on their surrounding To try to like convince them to be like Understand what they've done

Because I think I've I've directly seen it That's why I used to like have a weird You've seen what? I've seen people be a real rehabilitated people From what? From like killers No that's what I'm saying Killing is not the same to me

But they were monstrous until they were rehabilitated I think I don't know maybe I think he's the counselor that would be like tricked That they're like oh I'm gonna No no no no no no no But there are people that do that as well too. Like, it's, it's all those things.

Did a. I don't people directly, man. They did a, um, a third degree. They did something not aggravated like plan murder because I'm like, not you can't. I have met one person. I have met one person in my life. Very difficult. They were, they were whacking people for people.

They were doing it. Oh, like a hitman? Yeah, they were doing it. They were like, oh. Sounds like a soldier. That's different to me. Well, I mean, he was he had no qualms to do. He was like, I just do this.

Yeah, like a soldier. And he didn't. He felt no guilt from it. He felt nothing, right? Like a soldier? Yeah. And it's like that he would, he's like brutal. Yeah.

Like soldiers usually is like trying to be efficiently do it as possible. Right. This guy is brutal. He's just really good. Yeah. And he got out. He rehabilitated and he's like, oh no. I have definitely helped people not turn into that.

And it's not common. Right. Because we don't rehabilitate that. Right. But can I tell you something about? I think they're far and few between also. I really don't think that there is. a hitman to me, like as crazy as that is,

is so much more redeemable than like... Well, yeah. I agree. A child, you know. That's kind of the issue. Then a child period. Children are irredeemable. Doing stuff to children, scarring them and stuff like that.

A lot of times, even those people that somehow they were a victim of it as well, it's like, all right, rehabilitated that. It's like, okay, why did they do that? are they attracted to that? How do you rehabilitate that? It's kind of like now you're getting into the territory. I guess you can rehabilitate somebody if they were gay. No, so it's the same thing.

I don't know how it would be. Like I said, if they're attracted to children. I think that is one thing, but you don't rehabilitate that. You rehabilitate them for the action of harming somebody. You don't rehabilitate someone from the, like they know what they're doing is wrong. Absolutely. And they're still doing that. So how do you rehabilitate that?

Well, you inform them of why it's wrong. They know it's wrong. Like you truly inform on it. Because I think I think how happened is that. And this is gross. This is so gross, right? I don't. I got to get a slide whistle.

Yeah. So that we can add, so we can add comedy. Yeah, yeah. It's so gross. But like, I don't know.

I think there are people that have that attraction that they don't act on. I think having that attraction is still problematic, but I don't think they can control it. Oh, you know what it is?

He's still a robot. I forgot. Yeah. It's fucked because it's like telling, telling, but then telling someone's parents that. Like, imagine someone's,

Pachachagi's assaulted, right? And then you got the nerve to tell them like, yeah, but they can't. It's like, I'm going to blow your face off. What do you mean? Like it's, no, so like, so for example,

like, just give an example of like the person that, the offender. When you're talking about taking them the rehab, what, when they know it's wrong already, because obviously it's wrong, there's fucking rules in place for you not do it,

but they do it anyway. They're attracted. What do you do to that person? I think you have to let them understand how wrong or what they did the other person is. I think that like really have to have them grasp it. Because I think, the idea of knowing something's wrong and grasping why it's wrong. Let me ask you a question.

Why do you think they don't, why do you think they don't, why do you think they don't know that? I think because of the fact they're in conflict with themselves. The real confidence they have with themselves is like, it's preventing it from happening. Because even for me, right? Like I have, I have pretty bad anger problems, right? And when I get at my, when I've been at my angriest, yeah, I have, the person of me that knows the thing I'm about to act and do is wrong, but the way I feel at the time is clouding my ability to judge what is happening. I have I'm asking Kingston, grab a pigeon out of the sky and slam it in a fax machine until it was paste. Until it was a fax.

Until it was an imagine set to someone. It was clean. A machine was clean. They just got an image of a flat bird. It's like, what the fuck is it? Yeah. That's pretty cool. It got to my house, like, really weird.

Turned into a pizza. I don't have a fax machine also. I have a fax machine. You do? Yeah. Why? You think I thought it would be interesting to have one. I guess for this very moment, good job having a fax machine.

Yeah, I don't. I don't. I just have to that. I've thought about it though. Like I have thought about like buying shit like that where I'm just like yeah, why not? You know,

you know sometimes I want a printer. If you're dealing with the health industry because they're so out of date. It's crazy. It works better. It is fucking insane. You could fax it.

I'm like, I can't believe we just told me that. But like, you told me to fax you. How about how about I? How about I burn this place down with you and me in it? They do have to lock every fucking door

we stay here together and we die. I'm not done. Yeah. I haven't seen to me by. hate you nigga let's die no me as going dude

do you have it dog it's fucking I don't know I don't know what that is it's fucking scary it's too big don't they have aren't

do they have like fax machines that like are in printers do they have like two and ones yeah yeah yeah 100% that has one of

that might not be a bad investment actually I mean I have to get a printer for the medical industry I have one I have one I don't have one

I don't have one but I need one but I need one for myself yeah it's not bad to have one for those very reasons because the stupid shit like that

Because I have, I've literally been in that situation before. It was easier. I was at my aunt's house and it was easier just to fax some shit that I needed. I was like, this is so insane that I can't just fucking email this to you or air dropping or something. Fucking year we. Raise the volume. Right now. I hate you, nigger.

Let's die. That is, that is someone you have to stop bothering. Like, leave him alone at that moment. Stop antagonizing it. For, for, for people. that don't understand. If you've ever seen the boondocks, remember the nigger moments.

That's that type of shit right there. I think that's sun darker. That's that. I mean, it's, the ones, it's like the people who are so quick to get to that level,

they're like, I don't care about my life anymore. I think it's a pressure-cooked situation where it's like, it's been years of like dancing around hating each other and it's finally turned into like, I don't even,

I don't care about being alive anymore. I want to know you're gone. Maybe. And I'll go with you. It is wild to premedit hate to think that way. Like you're, you're sitting,

you're on camera. It's not even happening in the moment. Like, I'm just gonna do it. Like, I guess a nigga moment, right? This, I can't imagine being that upset.

And then, because then now you have to go through the motions. What if he agrees? And then now you all gotta meet up and do the whole thing. But I think that's, I think he means it. I think that's why it's so,

it's so terrifying. To be upset. Because that's someone that's done being here. That is terrifying. I think about the people that like murder and do shit because I'm like, I understand like a flash of rage. It's the people that,

like for minutes or like an hour or whatever. But you are, it's still on the entire time. So like that guy, he's so fed up. He's done. He's waiting at line at the bank. He's still just like. And he's still fuming in line. He's so bad.

Like, I can't wait to kill this. When it gets quiet where it's just like, I exist in this. I'm here. But that usually only asks. The woman's like, how's it going? He's like, can I get 70K out? He's like, oh, really?

Let's do withdraw. Yeah, I got a lot to do. I guess. But see, like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's crazy. He's at the bank fuming in line waiting behind people fucking, I'm not crazy. I'm just a little. Like playing through the fucking loudspeaker in the bank.

Yeah. And you're just still fuming. I think that's what true rage becomes where it's quiet. But to me it's like it's like, you're not mad anymore. You're just, you're exist enraged. You know, it's like imagine, imagine putting on like infinite fucking like, you know, Cratos when he has this rage shit and just having it. It's just forever odd.

And that's just, and that's just cratos now. That's this character. It's like, I'm just. Now you have to activate. normal mode and that only lasts for like a short amount. You can only faint it. You can only fade normalcy. Like when they hand you the money,

oh, thank you very much. And you go back. They're like, they're like, why is it red vapor wave so that aesthetic coming off? He was like, oh,

no reason. That's got a lot to do. I got a lot to do, yeah. He's walk off. I'm late for a meeting. He walks past a dog and a dog's powers. The dog, it's quiet,

quietly backed up. The dog goes to his master and like, You see that on the shoulder Aggressive tap You see You see He pets the dog real quick And it shrivels up

It becomes the size It's a fucking Doberman It becomes the size of like Maybe a kidney beat It can't fucking raise it It burns a dog on touch It shrivels He gets out

It's raining on him The rain is not even close To touching him Yeah He's just steam It's an orb of steam surrounding him He's gonna, he really hates that guy.

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So it's, that is so classic racism. It is. It's not even racist. It feels just silly. It feels like slapsic. It's slapstick. It's silly racist.

It's like, what the fuck is this? Sashimi. The delivery of the Yeah. It is so good. Thugzilla and Yonka. You can't have that anymore. That's what makes it so much.

I'm excited. I'm interested for the next one. Yeah. There's no more. Because I don't understand. There's another one. They're working on a new one. They're making seven, I think.

What are you saying? They're making seven more. No, the seventh one. Oh. And they're releasing them daily. Hourly. Hourly. Hourly.

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Kingston sings like Carl Weezer. What? Dude, I love them in the Ditty documentary. They're all making fun of how Diddy sounds when he sings. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't see that clip. That clip is so good. That shit was funny.

His ghost writer, like making fun of him? With my fault. Like, dude, it's so good. They hate on it, dog, everyone's turned their back on him. It's crazy. It's just all the shit that everybody was saying behind the scenes. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, he's defending him.

Yeah. Until he gets out, he's people are going to go missing. But it's fine. Yeah. And we're going to know, too. was like, yeah, I did it. I put baby oil on his ass and I slend his side of him literally. That's crazy.

I was wearing him for a while. He's a little traumatized by that Meek Mill clip of him. If that's real, it's really heartbreaking. I think it is, dude. I mean, how it's more unlikely that it's fake at this point. Fuck my ass, meek of shit on. You just, uh, I'm like, does he put to you doing the interview where he's like, meek and him are in the same shirts?

No, I didn't see. There's a picture of Meek Mill and did he dressed exactly the same. And it's like, oh, no, man. Yeah. If he didn't, or meek like that, that's so sad. He calls him Daddy at one point in a video, like a Diddy. He's pointing at the camera at him at Meek and he's in the pool. And everybody says Meek looks like he's like trying to cool off his ass.

And I was like, I laughed and I was like, I don't know. Actually, he does look a little weird. He does look like he's in a very, I was like, damn, this is crazy. I hope it's not, rugs. If that's real, that poor boy, man. Poor boy, that poor guy. He's a grown man. He's a grown man.

It's like Usher too. Like there's all that stuff about Usher. Usher and Justin, all of them. All of them have been like, clearly Justin Bieber has been sexually assaulted. There's no way he has not been. Like it's very visible on that poor boy that he was assaulted.

And it sucks because everyone was so mean to him instead of being like sort of considerate. But that's how, when Chadwick was fucking extremely thinness, and people were like, Crack Panther. And he died two weeks later. And I was like, that's crazy.

Crack Panther is funny. I don't even think I heard that. Crack Panther is. Pretty good. There's wild. That's insensitive. What makes it crazy? People were doing the same thing with the fucking wicked people.

Dude, I remember Jaylin came back home from that random gig and he was like, I saw Chadwick Bowman. He looked so, like, sickly. Jailo said that? Yeah, years ago. I remember when he was like doing catering or whatever. Who said this? Jaylon.

Oh. He was talking to J-Lo? That's great. I don't know where at all. Oh, no, you're right. Yeah, Jaylon was like, he looks really sickly. Like he didn't look like the way he did the movie at all. And I was like, really?

He was like fucking yoke the movie. He's like, yeah, but he doesn't look like that. Like I saw him like in person. He looks like really thin. Like, I don't know what's up. And then fucking a year later, man, fucking gone. It's like, wow. That just scares me, man.

I like that. Like, think about like, oh, look at that guy. He seemed so healthy. And then he's fucking dead. You're like, Jesus Christ. Yeah. What's crazy? Everybody in the, everybody that worked with him knew that something was off.

Yeah. But they were like, the fact that he could still do it. We're like, oh. Yeah. He's fine. Like, clearly. Feels bad. At a certain point

you kind of just don't care that you're sick Because it's like what are you gonna do Yeah, exactly Might as well create Like oh I'm tired I don't have much time left Like so like what am I

What am I gonna do sleep? Yeah Yeah Um And finally beat every video game in the world Being an action star while you have fucking Cancer like that is insane Yeah

God damn dude You know that whole list you saw That you pulled up that 99 cents game I would beat every game I beat them all Play every single video I beat them all I can't think of

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Yeah, I'm going to do it for the funeral. Oh! I'm going to fucking... Put the cement in their champagne. She didn't even know it. I hit her in the back end with a mallet. It dragged to my house of a hotel room. She had no clue what was happening.

She clearly didn't know it. I killed Tupac. You ain't even know it. I had her in the back in head with a real big fucking mallet. When I was the CEO, I was fucking trafficking millions of dollars of drugs. Nobody knew it. They know it. Everybody knew it actually.

Everybody knew it. I'm not sure why I'm not in prison right now. Nobody cared, I guess. That's not, that hasn't become a thing yet is crazy. He's going to be, there's going to be like a, actually,

I don't think anyone cares enough about him for anything to happen. I think the problem is that he hasn't bother anybody enough. Him if he had beef for a little bit, but like it was like, oh. He's so in the background. I think he's been very smart.

Who? Rick Ross, he made his money and he kind of just like went away. He made made back music. They made a ton of money and they were like, all right, bye now and they left. That's really smart.

It is smart. Jolly old St. Diggy A. Sports is in the sand. Sweeney still doesn't have blinds. My black dad is 65 and watches you guys to hide dad. Fear me for I have become gay destroyer of ass fucker of Ben. I collect pronouns like Infinity Suns days in by the way. Sart Bimson. Chris, can you gas like Colin and Dustin like you do on the show?

No, yeah. Put out TikTok in the middle of me. Turn your fucking all volume down. It wasn't even the middle of a video. I exit out the app and I turn on a Joe Rogan. Joe Morgan immediately pops up. why are you talking? Why you? You probably downloaded Joe Rogan app.

Oh, Joe Rogan app. It's like, who's that actor? It was a Jeremy Renner that had the app about himself. Ew, really? Yeah, the Jeremy Renner. Is there still, I don't know, you got run over by his own fucking snowmobile. I do remember that. That was like during the pandemic, wasn't it? I remember when that happened. Saving his nephew's life.

I remember when that happened? Yeah. I remember, well, I don't know about that. I thought he was just. No, actually, he protected his nephew. I'm sure that's what he says. I don't. That's, that's right.

I don't remember that being a part of the story. I think that's right. I think he just got ran over by his own story. I don't remember that being part of the story at all. But I remember like how I learned about that was like, uh, no, I think I knew about it, but I forgot about it. But I was reminded of it on, because on SNL when that happened. They were like,

I suppose his name. Uh, it's normal Jeremy. I think it's runner, but with any, I think. Okay. I think. Okay. I'll try it. But, um, yeah, the Jeremy Runner app.

I don't see anything. But, uh, yeah, one of the jokes on weekend update was like, like they were giving the update like oh yeah this happened to Jeremy Renner if only there was an app that I could keep up to date with this or that I could have known about this ahead of time oh yeah that's right he has an app

I got to search on Google because there's nothing showing up yeah there's probably like articles about it Jeremy Renner app yeah the Jeremy Renner app was a short lived quirky social media platform launched by actor Jeremy Renner in 2017

for direct fan interaction We were shut down in 2019 due to rampant trolling Rampant trolling impersonation and misuse Yes Oh my God, that's awesome What was the key aspects of the app purpose To create a direct shared space for fans of renheads To connect with Jeremy Renner and each other

Featuring exclusive content features include posts from renter Fan forums and digital scoreboard using in-app purchases The fuck he had a whole phone In-app purchases dude There were microtransactions on the Jeremy Renner app. What the fuck? Oh my God, dude.

That is so wild. Yeah, that's so goddamn funny. Bro, you gotta calm down, man. Renner announced the shutdown in September calling it a place that became everything I detest. I love that meme so much. That's good shit, dude.

I was seeing now when it came out and I was like, this is fire. Next level. Chris, can you guess like Colin doesn't like you do on this show? Thanks. Department of Horror, a gun that does no physical harm but uploads child porn to the target of phone and computer. Nick Cannon has a daughter named Powerful Queen.

EA has now canceled Alice Asylum and put Dead Space on Ice. They need to be baptized in Piss and Blades. Apparently a Star Wars game is going to be revealed on the Game Awards. Everybody's talking about it and it's not going to be cool to her. People are going to, people, uh, there's talk about divinity. Three? Makes sense? I don't know about divinity.

They said there are no plans to make Divinity Original Sin 3 as of yet, but there is plans for a new divinity game, I think. That's what that statue is. I don't know if you saw that. Oh, yeah. People think it's divinity. Um, which I couldn't care less about. Getting back, getting, it's Thursday. It's this Thursday.

Oh, shit. I didn't realize it was the, God damn. It's tomorrow. Yeah. I didn't realize the time with the guys from Sacred. Yeah, we're going to do,

so we're going to do the first half of the episode. And then we're going to cut it. I want to. And then we're going to stream the whole thing. And then the next day, I think we're going to do like a, kind of like a, kind of like a, I guess a more proper.

I think you guys should go and shoot it up. Yes, that's true. Colin actually pitched that to me. Colin's like, hey guys, why don't we murder everyone in that building? I'm kind of tired of running this. I'm kind of tired of being a successful person. I want to... I'm having a successful business.

I think I might just want to burn it all down. You and I recently got married and him in love. I want to burn it all down. I recently got married. Finally got me my Mega Man suit. I finally got my Mega Man suit. He comes out. You shouldn't make him...

He doesn't make a man once. He has like, you know, he has a little. What? Make him dress up as Mega Man once. What am I going to do to make him dress up as Mega Man? Yeah, for Halloween is dress as Mega Man, Colin. We know you want to. We know you have.

We could make it, because we usually have, sometimes we have betting episodes where we have like we have things that we bet on and other people keep track of it. And the person who won is exempt, but the people who lose have to do some stupid, like, some stupid shit. One of them was we had to wear the fucking those hats. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then this most recent one was like the Groucho Marx glasses through the entire thing and not address them. Oh, hell yeah. But I didn't have, I won. So it was just them. But then I just looked out of place. Although technically I'm always wearing those glasses kind of technically. You suggested him as Roll.

Roll? Yeah, you'd be roll. And then that's going to be a rush. Yeah. And then we kill everybody in the Game Awards. You kill it with the Game Awards. Like. Right through someone's.

I like the idea of like, you know, the buster. You know how it's all big and circular, kind of like a vase. Yeah. But like he still has a handgun out of it. just peeking out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like slightly, slightly. The barrel is like slightly.

Mega buster. Boom. Hard shot. Boom. Yeah. So, unfortunately, we didn't have time to plan that,

so we're not going to be doing that this year. There's still time. We're not going to be killing everybody at the Game Wars this year. I think this year we're just going to kind of watch it. I guess.

I think that's kind of the plan. Coward. Coward. Coward. Anyway, what was I saying? Fucking niche bigger, man. Okay.

Okay, well, I got so much burning vigor in me, my. I've never heard. I've never heard somebody get called bitch hard R ever. I feel like that's really harsh. That thing you sent last night of the dude. Oh my God. Talking about like going to high colleges. I like that.

I can't remember what the context was. It was like the only, it was the, you sent it late. And I saw it where it was in the Star Tank. Dude, my 3 p.m. feed goes. Oh, this guy. Yeah, the college. People don't talk like that. That's what bothers me.

It's so white the affectation of it. Yeah. It's like, whoa. Like, yo, why are you talking like that? Whoa. So matter of fact. It's so matter of fact. You just don't want to be near that kind of language.

No, I don't want to be a part of it. One of our friends said he was, he was, he's walked out of his house talking to his neighbor one day. And his neighbor just dropped the hard art in middle of his conversation. Oh, yeah. And he was just trapped. What? But he was just trapped. He was like, I was just trapped there.

He's not getting, he thought it was weird. I know, but it's still idea of, like, you being, like, caught. Has that happened to you? I've absolutely had conversation with people and they just let something slip and I'm like, whoa. Because, like, you're not. Because you're, it won't happen to us because obviously it'll be scared of what we would do. For you since you're white in, like, in appearance, you probably hear so you're just like, what the. I'm stuck here right now, unfortunately.

I've never, like, hung out with people like that, but I've been in places where, like, you hear it. And she's like, whoa, what the fuck is going? What is happening over there? What are you watching? A new strike? Not a strike, sorry. A new claim on this is Homoene. We beat the first one, right?

I fought it. And then actually it was resolved. And now it just showed up again. Is it what his name? Freaking, a leader of Engelboigos, being like, yo, dude, get rid of this. Can you imagine? Danny Elfman strikes us personally. It's, of course, it's universal music group.

It's never not. Which would bother me is that our. We know people that know Danny Elfman, and I'd be really unfortunate. Who? You know, people that know Danny Elfman. So it would be really... Do we? Oh, we must.

Yeah. Absolutely. That's right. And I'd be like, hey, I didn't... It's a joke. We were making a joke. You're really talented. I think that would be like, I hadn't considered that.

Tell them that, hey, release this shit, bitch. Yeah, let me let's... We should send it. We should actually send it. Knowing him, he'd probably be like, yeah, I'm fine with that. That's fun. That's funny. He's funny.

He's funny. He's funny. He's tatted up. He knows. He's hyper tatted up. I was so thrown all behind me tattoos. It is very surprising. It's weird.

It's like that guy from Maroon 5. I'm like, what are you doing? You've seen that guy? I only know, the only thing I know about that guy is the message that he says, Oh,

the holy fucking fuck. He says, holy fucking fuck. That body like go. That body is amazing. What's so funny is that I think people were mean to him because of like, he's a piece of shit.

Look, it's cringe. But also, any message you sound like that is going to be crazy. I'm not even talking about the fact that he was going to name his daughter after the girl he was cheating on his wife with. That's crazy. Might have just been a nice name, man. You know what? She even knows.

You guys remember him at like the Super Bowl? He looks like he's in a fucking Orange County hardcore band. He looks like Jared Lido's Joker. That's crazy. Like even like I know people that I grew up with people that look like this. They even have like Orange County on them or something. He has California tattooed on his midriff. He looks like a fucking.

Oh, C, niggily. He looks like a binder. He looks like a fucking trapper keeper. That's crazy. And I'm just like, you're not, you can't do that in that band. Even if he get that many tattoos, put your shirt on. He looks like he's, he looks like he's literally about, like, he wants to open up the pit and have people fucking dance and like crowd killing shit. He looks like an inner city lamppost.

He looks like. This love has taken it. And I'm like, come on. He looks like the walls at Joe's pizza. Covered in fucking stickers. Like this guy I beat the fuck out of him Because like he's doing

He wants to look tough I understand When you're making pussy ass music like that Maybe you're feeling a little masculated Yeah I'll look like it's got a fucking prison dog He looks like one of those tongue tattoo for roll-ups That's crazy

It's a bunch of nonsense What if Adam Levine Could beat the fuck out of all of us Like what if like at the same time What if like actually Like a cop-wear specialist And he knows He knows the kicks too

He's like that fucking You see that that scene where that dude's walking away and there's three dudes knocked down on the street there's three dudes no no no one makes it what makes it funny in that video is that he says the hard order

to begin in that video for no reason really I didn't catch that watch the video again the guy the guy that's recording says it yeah he just says it and I'm like I didn't hear that I don't even remember that you were talking about right I have no idea there's three dudes knocked out on the street

but like the sidewalk like the sidewalk and then and then he pants to the guy that He's just throwing off like a kuma. He's just strolling off like, like Ryu. Like Ryu, he's like, he just defeated him and then now he's off to the next challenge. It's crazy.

He goes, he goes, yo, they just found out internet even off the air. We're just linkage so many videos. I don't know how to find it. I've never seen that video. Knockout videos. I don't know how I would even find it.

Dude, the way he stroll. It's in, it's in, it might be my notifications because I did, I did, um, I did believe. I left a comment and it's getting some likes on it. He notified.

Like when this video, when this video shows up again, Let me know. I need to laugh at it again. Dude, that's fucking crazy. Have you guys seen the videos like steak freets, sauteed spinach? Absolute fucking despair. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, good job. Good job there, bud. I mean, as far as I know, it could be... Funny women is really hard to find because most women are funny. That's crazy. I mean... I actually feel like I don't... I feel like I disagree actually. I feel like everyone I've met is been less funny than me. I feel like most women I meet are funny. Everyone ever met is less funny than I am.

I mean... Women at least just have the capacity to they don't have to be funny. That's the thing that... It's not quite a... societyally necessary. I'm going to fucking shoot you. Can you stop? Jesus.

It's worse because he even got socks on. I know it was cold. I'm fucking freezing. Jesus Christ. You got a frost in here, man. I have my hoodie on and I feel good. Yeah, yeah. It's necessary because it's like it gets hot in this room.

Dude, I hate how hot LA gets in general. Well, I mean, it's fairly normal now. It's like winter kind of time right now. Although it's like California winter, so it's not the same. Dude, I'm going back to 12 degrees. You're going to be fucking culture shot. I'm going to get sick. Do you even have jackets to wear for that weather?

We bought a fucking, what you call it? We bought a whole set. We bought freaking windbreakers and shit like that. We bought everything. We bought thermals, literally. You need thermals. You need pants under your pants. When you get back.

To necessity. We're going to, you got to do a, we got to do remote for a while. Because I don't trust you to not be sick. No, I'm going to likely get sick. I'm a lucky to get sick. Do you do your favor? When you get there? Bring the biggest suitcase you can and fill it with pizza.

I'll try to bring you back some sample. Oh, yeah. I guess that too. Oh, yeah. Bring me. I'm gonna get Poland spring. Bring me a New York. You could just go.

You could just order that. Walk into a bodega and get it now. When are you going to go again? I'm going. I'm leaving Saturday night, I'm leaving Friday night, technically Saturday morning, getting back Monday morning, Monday night. We might have to do remote next anyway because I might have to go.

I'm not go back home too. Yeah, because I don't know if I want to. I just go to go to go. I don't know if I don't know if I want to be. there for the holiday because it's a lot. It's a lot, man. Go back for a night.

Well, not. Go back on. I got to go back before January because the snap will stop. I wish I didn't know things so late. I would have actually spent time out there because we're going to actually be upstate to us but like I know she's going to hate it.

I think she's going to be like, oh, it's pretty. Like, yeah. It's not even really pretty right now. Because everything's dead. Well, the snow covered, it has to be snow covered. There's probably no snow. There was snow yesterday. There was snow a couple days ago.

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He talked about how he never was with a woman and all that shit like that. And I got revealed on freaking Pierce Morgan. And it's like, everybody knew that though. How did like how did his fan? He's he's wild because he's like he's double dipping perfectly for his crowd. Like it's actually insane. Well, I think is what I was saying.

I was watching that interview. And I'm like, I think Nick comes off better here actually. Like I think everything he's saying is. stupid and worse, but like he clearly doesn't care and peers looks like he cares too much. And the way that he's going after him and the way that he cares is like not, it don't work. I think, I think Nick Funtas has found a way to truly incite the, uh, his fan base perfectly where he's like, he goes on his thing and he says, all the wild racist shit he thinks out. Yeah. Blurt's it all out. And then he goes here and he's like, he's wrong, but he's constructed at least. So it's like genuinely

dangerous. This guy is like a dangerous figure on. You know, it's also he did he did what he normally doesn't do. He even said he was like, I'm tired of like saying like, like, because he was like, oh, he was like, so you think Hitler's cool? He's like, yeah. And he was like, I'm tired of like not saying, like he, basically all the, Pierce thought he was going to like trap him like a lot of people have tried. You can't trap a person like that. They don't care. Well, normally he would, he would dodge a little bit. He didn't dodge at all. And I think also because he, because he knows, yeah, he doesn't respect Pierce Morgan at all. And I totally get it. I get it. Yeah. I wouldn't know. Yeah. The thing is, too, it's like, yeah, it's just Pierce, he's too boomer.

Like, his concerns are so, he is so stupid. His concerns are so dumb. It's like, you think tampons are gross. It's like, what a fucking weird argument to make. He's, he's so clearly old and British, and it's really aggravated because he should not have a platform like that. Yeah. Unfortunately, he just shouldn't. And he said, like, I can't believe somebody, like, I can't believe somebody would think the Holocaust is an okay thing to joke about.

And it's like, what? Yeah. What the fuck kind of argumentation is that? I'm like, bro. Are you stupid? Where have you been? You're acting like the internet doesn't exist. Like, are you, that is, first of all, this is,

the thing is this, right? That's so stupid. The problem is that we need people to go up there and not only insult his ideas, but him. That's the biggest problem. You have to insult him. They're not making fun of them. You are a bitch.

If I was near you, I could slap your hair off your head. You're a cow, like, like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it needs. It needs to be that kind of stuff. I agree. Because you can't meet them with ideas anymore because they don't equate your ideas to be worth anything. Yeah. They're just psychos.

Yeah. Unfortunately, nowadays. So you got to go up there. You got to invalidate them. That's why I think the debate is gone. The issue that I see too is that like a lot of, uh, Nick Fuentes pops up on my shit a lot. And it's like, it's always stuff that like is palatable or like that is like, they cut the good stuff.

You know what I mean? It's always stuff like, or funny. Or funny. And it's just like, and then you don't, people don't know. that he's crazy. Sam, that's what happened with Charlie Kirk though. There are a lot of people,

there's people that I know that have never seen like they didn't even watch the Jubilee because if you watch the Jubilee thing, it's just Charlie Kirk

getting humiliated. So you're not watching that if you're a Charlie Kirk fan. You're watching him talk about it in a favorable way. And they cut it right before someone else speaks. They'll find something, you know,

like, and so that's how they're seeing the stuff because there, I've seen people, I've talked to somebody. And I was like, what do you think about him saying this, this,

this and that. I haven't heard that. And I'm like, I know. That's why I'm asking, what do you think about this? I'm pretty sure we've lost friends, literally, because of that stuff. I'm sure. I'm sure like they're friends that like we have that. We probably not.

I don't follow someone because. It's like, oh, you believe this? Yeah. I'm out of the room. They were wearing that, they bought one of those freedom shirts. I don't follow them. Like, you know, like, because, you know, Toronto Cookwood was wearing. Oh, oh.

Dude, have you seen, I did I put an in? I was going to do something for Halloween. Did you see what I put the memes on? I decided against it. It was too quick. It was still right after each other. Yeah, I'll wait. Charlie Kirk's face on the shirt.

I saw a dude he was in and out. Oh yeah. I said that video last night. And he's somewhere in Cali. Close by. Was it SoCal? I can't remember the,

because the chick says the city and I'm like, I know that city. And I was like, oh my God. I was like, I can find that guy. That is an insane

because he's either with the shits or nuts. Yeah. I'm not sure. He's nuts. The way he looked, I couldn't tell. His haircut was a little peculiar too.

And I was like, yo, this guy looks. interesting. Yeah. I like to examine him, but like from really far away. Yeah, a lot of the stuff that I see from Nick Frentis is just like him, talking about Israel in a way that's like, oh yeah, I wish, I wish more. You know what the thing is? It's that not enough people who aren't crazy are taking stands like that. You know what I mean? Are being so full, like front loaded about like,

no, this government sucks and they're doing fucking evil shit. Zoron is the closest we've got as a politician is Zoron. And even Zoron is still respectful. And even Zoron's like, way more respectful. He's respectful, but you know. You can't be respectful of people that. Anna Casperian, to her credit, is kind of going, I keep seeing clips of her fucking going off. Fucking flip-flopping bitch, though. That she annoys me because she has the capacity.

I remember her back in the day. I remember even when she was good friends with Joe Rogan because everybody, the frequency were very similar. And then she looked like her and Shank for a certain period of time and a lot of people left their organization and young Turks because of it like oh Trump and all them are taken over we have to suck up to them right and then

now that they're seeing the writing on the wall that everyone hates everything that's happening and now like oh I can be myself again I'm like fuck you don't do that there's a problem a lot of people on this issue specifically she's doing a pretty good job I appreciate when it's like Gavin Newsom

I appreciate what he's doing but fuck him as well yeah fuck Gavin Newsom I hope he doesn't become president but also I hope he goes up there and insults the fuck out of Trump I hope to God he doesn't oh my God

I hope he stays the fuck away. Who would beat him? Anyone? Who would beat him? Like, I know a lot of people on principle. On the left? On the left, nobody would beat him. But let's say.

On the left, nobody, no. No one. Donkey Kong. That's what I don't hear. Yeah. Just put Donkey Kong up there. I would, I mean, the rock? That's the same thing.

Do anybody. We put the rock up there. It's essentially donkey Kong. Now, look, I'm a black Polynesian guy, right? I can't say. Jumping pecks. And, uh, I had curly hair once upon the time. Yeah, my dad's a white.

Rocky, my via. That was my dad. Oops, I spilled my piss. He has a Voss bottle of piss on the stage. He goes back to the Brotherhood. It looks like a labritor. It looks like a fucking laboratory. There's like a, there's biggers and fucking flasks.

A piss. He's doing it's the dripping. I'm like, well, it's on the podium as he's speaking. It's dripping as he's speaking. There's a fucking, there's an Erlenmeyer flask full of boiling piss. And fucking J. Vance is like, I. Could you address what is on your podium right now?

What are you talking about, Jee? It's, he fucking starts wrestling. He punches the top of his head and concave's and he starts gargling and falls over and dies. I hate Jee vans, but also I'm pretty sure wasn't he a Marine. No. No, he was a, no, he was a police.

Right? He was not, he was not, he was not, he was not, he did not see the action. He did not see action. He was like, he was like the guy who would provide them with coloring books if they got two brain damage. Essentially, he was like, yeah, he was a logger. Like, really? Yes. Yeah, he was a lot.

Oh, what a bitch ass niggas. Oh, my God, dude. Like, anyone like, the people that... Now that there's anything wrong with that. I guess why he stopped talking about it. They don't wear it as a badge, though. Because I know people that just did clerical shit in the army

and they would never even try to lead you to pretend. You know what I mean? They would never be like, oh, I saw combat. They don't walk into a Walmart with their... They don't walk into Walmart with their fatigues. 100%. Yeah, 100%. With their fucking BDUs.

It's like, I have a... I feel like if you're in my... if you're around my age, a lot of people went to the Army because of like the post-9-11 shit they grew up and all. So I know a lot of these people and none of them are like, yeah,

you know, one, but he's still, he's in there, he's still Marine. I was going to join the Army. He's going to retire. I thought about it and my grandfather was like, that's what happened to me. No. I was going to do it because I was like,

I don't know what I want to do, man. And then my dad was like, don't do that. My cousin joined. I remember I was like, I was like seven my cousin joined. My grandfather was like, hey, don't do that. That's a bad idea. And then guess what?

Seven years later, he fucking turned into confetti. So it was like, damn. I think your dad just didn't want you to challenge his kill count. Oh, he didn't want me to go in there and like, surpass him. He's going to be like way better. He plays all this halo and shit. He's probably going to be really good. They're going to give this nigga to serum.

I'm not going to. It doesn't matter that he's blind. It doesn't matter. We're going to give this niggum. He's going to be fucking good. He's gonna be like daredevil or say Like he's like daredevil Mixed with the sniffing

Daredevil mixed with the end He doesn't even have to we doesn't have to he doesn't even have to see He could crouch in sand He's just think And just he's right there I can't have that so I'm gonna He's just gonna discourage you but it's it was really bad So he fucking loved it

He loved every minute laugh He's doing cartwheels to body He was cartwheeling out of the trenches I found you Vietan It's just like kid getting water It's just like BOW And then we cartwheel away

He's cartwheeling through the rage so fast It looks outrageous It looks like a fushigi That's how much he's currently Son you don't want none of that You don't know that You don't know of that A little big ass smile

He's not ready for that I think I have so much PTSD He's like, it was so fun. It was so fun. My dad did nothing to you. Your dad has only been kind to me.

Hey man, we need characters. You got happy war vets. My dad, my dad is the devil. You hate your dad. That's true. I'm sorry. King dad. I think it's actually more disrespectful

that there's like a hatred. Because it's like, if I had a relationship, it's like us, you know, busts each other's balls. But like busts, It's like busting someone's balls of like an actual, you know, like, I don't like this nigga. Like, and it feels a little weird. I'm so fond of you guys made for my father.

I like that. I appreciate that. He should probably not be here. It should, I guess it's like, um, he would have parried that bullet. If you weren't in his, if he had like, uh, I guess if there was a hatred up, they not to like, you're indifferent. Like, I guess that would be different. Sure.

Yeah. Like, if you were like, I fucking hate this nigga and we're just like bringing them up all the time and you're like, you're laughing, but inside you're like, yeah. I don't, I don't, I can't feel. This is a fucking piece of shit. I don't think I can feel hate genuinely. I can feel disdain, but I don't think it turned into hate. Yeah, we'll test that.

I'm too pussy. I'm going to get in contact with King Dad and see what we can do. I'd be like, hey, Dad, why are you here? I probably feel like, hey, Kingston, what are you doing here? Please get out. Son. You're old now. I can beat you up.

Oh, I missed you so much. He comes into his hands touched the top of the door. My child. Would you like to me, Annolfini? Would you like to me? I resurrect him. But from the show only. He's Joe.

He's now Tony Soprano forever. Go ahead, interview him. And he can't speak at all. He's been, he's a skeleton. Yeah, he's a drowger. It's like, Dad, this is a skeleton. He's like, yeah, but I know for sure it's James Gandalfini's skeleton. It's definitely him.

It might not look a lot like him now. Considering it's so thin, but trust me, I swear, I know it's, in there. I know what you're thinking. This could be just any skeleton, but like I, I can't even express to you. Why would I lie about this? I made a whole document. about me going to get it. It's going to have going to get it.

It's going to be on Netflix. It's going to be on Netflix. Rave reviews. No, I did like, there's like moss all over the tombstone. He's like, I'm pretty sure this is the one. He dug to concrete. He dug until he found a skeleton. With a shovel.

He found a grave. Why did they do that people? He found a grave with a discarded slice of pizza on it. It's like, this must be it. This must be him. What's crazy is that if they bury you under concrete, do they really want to keep you down there? I mean typically I mean that's what they did with like Chernobyl

people who were sick in Chernobyl like they encase them in lead And they encase that lead in concrete And then they buried him Because thinking about that is like oh This fucking crazy This regular guy like this guy Joe Bronson From fucking Staten Island Is buried under concrete and metal

And it's like what is down there? Like what is he that bad if he gets out It'll be something terrible He's like yeah He's gonna hunt everybody And we don't you put him down so they can't hunt If he gets re-erected it's cut It's up.

He'd done been re-erected for all this time. Yeah. He's down there. I'm gonna get out of here someday. He pacing his breathing really slow. All right. Craig the Canadian. Yes, please.

My asshole, we were doing this. We were doing the names for longer than the show, I think. Oh my gosh. One long one together. My asshole looks like a used catcher's glove. That's crazy. Jesus. Tattered and leather.

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Let me, I'm gonna listen again, home. What is that? I never noticed that. I never know. I need that. Put that in the group chat. Oh, you found it right?

See, I was, I'm gonna play it, but I was too focused on the music because it's Jogi. It has Jogi playing in the background. And so because of that, I didn't notice what he said. I don't know why he said it like that. And it's not even, they're not even black. The people on the, the sidewalk? It's a black man walking away, I'm pretty sure. But he said like he slept three hard arms.

I don't know, I'm a play right now. I don't even know what this video is. I love that video. All right. So, like, I love the guy just. My comment is like, he, What do you say? The music is so good because, like, it's so, like...

I didn't even notice he said that. That's crazy. He slept three. Three people knocked out on the street. Like, that's scared. And the stroll off. And the dude is just... It's actually cinematic.

Like, that's like, to me, that's like Ryu. Like, when after the fight, he immediately doesn't take it in. He just, all right. He picks up his bag and he's... And then he's just... I'm sorry, finish for this. Yeah, we should. Gordon Ramsey, boys, sweet, your father's asshole.

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That's a nutter butter. Nice. Pee.P. People living in BC, times must have been really scared by the countdown. They thought it was going to be over. Oh no. Oh no.

It's about to be AD. Oh no. Yeah, what do they do back then? You ever see this? This fucking diabolical chimp. And it attacks the other one. It attacks the other one. What is that?

You ever see this? Oh yeah. You saw that? That diabolical chimp fucking jumps on a gorilla runs away and then the gorilla turns around and attacks the other Chip that didn't do it. The way it puts its hand. Like that's human.

Yo, yo, yo. That's a person. I've seen little kids do that. I've done that. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yo, yo, chill.

That is an awesome interact. I love that shit. I didn't do that of my mom and then my mom got mad that I tried to defend myself. I, whenever you get a beating. You're raising your hand to me. I'm like, you're charging me. What do you want me to do?

I'm literally back. I'm just blocking. You just run at her. Did you just bleed at my hand? Did you just get in the way of my punch? Did you? I mean, my mom, she's like that. Dog, she got that fire in her, dude.

I got some beatings that I was like, I look back and I'm like, most of the disciplining I got was like definitely deserved. It shouldn't have been beatings. I think that's the thing. My dad just strut me to the train tracks. And he was like, get out of this, Chris. Show me a worthy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Show me a worthy. Spider-Man ain't coming for you, boy. And he would be standing next to a lever, but he would never pull it. You'd just, he'd pull it well after. Yeah, after it was done. Real quick one. Oh, we didn't finish?

Almost. Ellipsis. F.A. Fan, Ann, I'm going to fuck Jason Todd Ross, sadman.gov. Jason Strickland, or John Strickland, sorry. Fuck Chipotle. We holding it down with Cafe Rio. I've had Cafe Rio. How is it? They have more options.

the only problem is the one in the train station it's like they don't take care of the food yeah it's the train station any any kind of like have got Codoba before it's like mall It's like a mall version of anything It's like that yeah but the concept is better than Chipotle

They have more options for rice Because I hate cilantro unfortunately it tastes like fucking chemicals to me I was just fucked I'm one of those people But they have Spanish rice they have regular white rice They have yellow Yeah they have different options They have the they have That might be the move

I don't have yellow rice Is there a cafe Rio, right? I don't know. Is it yellow rice or is a rose? Well, you don't know what it's supposed to do this. No. So depending. This is a problem.

Here's the problem. There's the problem. I don't go can do it. Yeah. If you, it might, it might, because depending on what, if you, that one might be different from another. A roseconabitual has all the same thing. You might have a traditional like tomato sauce one. I get you.

Yeah. But that's red rice though, right? From I'm mistaken. Well, it's, it's still, people still call it Spanish. It's just, there's just a different type. There's like East Coast. Spanish and then versus less. Yes, because our Spanish rice is yellow rice with green peas.

Uh-huh. Right? Green beans, right? Green peas? Usually green peas. Green peas. So like on over here. And then like, Spanish rice.

Whatever that little black dot is, I guess this might be onion or fucking saline or something like that. I don't know what that is. Damn, there's no cafe Rio right now. So fucking good, man. Yeah. I liked it.

They had a spicy chicken there that was really good because it wasn't like, you know, everything spicy now is way too hot. Yeah. He just went in the wrong direction. We're like, what happened to flavor? And so this was actually just flavor. flavor spicy and I'm like thank you thank you Christ I'm like I'm not excited to fly I'm very excited to get East Coast food again so you can

go get some good yeah very excited for these are you gonna be upstate I'm gonna be upstate I'm gonna be upstate I'm gonna be upstate for like two days only so I'm gonna be upstate for a little bit there's a place let me tell you something I'm just I'm literally going for her burial her wake and her um her burial that I'm gonna be up by where we lived yeah I'm gonna tell you this place it's fucking unreal okay it's it's is it one about high school yeah okay it's super I'll give you the name of it But you got to have it. They're,

they nail it. I'm so excited. I've had some stew chicken, Caribbean stew chicken in a long fucking time, man. My parents get to the point now where it's like they, should we make it or should we just get it? Because it's,

it's fucking close or better sometimes. Oh, God. I miss. Got the pulled pork. I miss people like me. Bastillas. I miss Caribbean, dude. Oh,

I understand. So long. Don't you have a little community in Pasadena? Not really. No. Sort of. They're not like us. They don't have the,

they don't own, they don't have a lot of restaurants. They're not. not they're not they're their their caribians there are caribbean latinos that grew up around mexicans gotcha yeah yeah culture is to be dominated by the nature of how it is it's like it's like how it's like how i was which i grew up in new york and a lot of italian nature has got dominated by like city culture so like they were like the young italian kids acted like niggas effective yeah so they're like fake and they should die not fake that's crazy oh that's that's crazy god you made me

real hungry i'm actually i haven't eaten anything i'm well i'm i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna diet i'm gonna I've been eating light too Is all I had Did you get Guses yesterday? I am now on a diet I fuck with that I'm gonna die Today

Listen tomorrow's a mystery But today I'm gonna die I was like Oh This was too much I needed to just Straight and narrow

It's good And straight and narrow That's basically what happened Did you eat your food Have a boy eating your food And got so full You're born away And you were like

I'm bugging I wasn't so full It just like You felt it actually have like, I'm like almost bored. My blood sugar is, is horrible.

And I think there, even though there isn't, there's a lot of sugar in that stuff, I think there's enough to where I was just like, I was like, I was like, I was pretty diabetic for a little bit. And I can't have fried chicken and fries.

I rectified that shit. I was pretty dietic for a little bit. And I had to like completely change my diet. That's why I don't eat sweets anymore like that. Yeah. That's right. It sucks. I can't even do that.

I'm okay. Like, I miss them. There's too much sugar in everything. So I just kind of have to like, just, I can't even. have that. That's the kind of thing. It's really fucking aggravating.

Because that's what happens. Whenever you go somewhere, people don't want to cook. So everybody brings sweets. Because cooking takes so much time. Which understandable, I get it. We still got bags of Halloween candy. I just need to throw it away. I haven't touched it, but it's just like, it's just there. That shit calls to me sometimes and it's crazy.

It's crazy. Kingston. Like in the middle of night, like I'm going. I'm like, right, let me get some grapes because I want to, once I'm sweet. I don't want to eat too much of anything. I get grapes. And I literally hear my fucking thing. Like lights come out of it.

And like, yo, nigg, open me up. And I'm like, I have to run away. I have to run away. I leave my fridge open. I run away into the bedroom and start crying at Lily. It's fucking Akira. Leave me alone. Leave me alone.

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I think you're sitting down so much you callous your ass. I didn't know it was possible, I think. MLG. Maybe. Is that what the, that is that what the gallus your ass? I don't think I get it. Text me after this and explain.

If you, if you, if you hear, this is Nikki. This is Nicky. explain this joke to me it's probably some fucking high concept dog shit I think I'm missing Jordan I think I'm missing something Patreon doesn't allow the R word by saying no special characters are old Colin putting dead air tags in women's purses

oh so I figured out what this is somebody explained it where it's like the idea is like the dead air tags are to make women think that people are stalking them which that is so rude, which by the way, I don't know, didn't even occur to me. You know?

That's so insidious. That is so insidious that like I, look like Jojo to send to me. Is that? Oh. Oh my God. Yo, he's got moose. He's busting.

He's good, man. He's pretty good. If only, he could have like done some matrix dodges, you know? If he was so righteous, he could have watched Eddie Gordo's game playing and been able to do that to say here. Piccolo's burdo-mouth-looking cloaca out of focus, Bigfoot. What the fuck is Nat and why is it got to be open? Capoeu.

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It was Ted Bundy Bundy And My Bundy Do you know I was like, do you know the other bunnies? Mahama, that's not a real person? No, really?

You're a silly guy, man. You're a silly guy. This guy's all so silly. Ted Bundy's not a real person either. He's a figure. I think that's a fig, I think it's completely fictional. I think, I think, um, Bundy King. Bundy King is crazy.

Bundy King. Attaching that to him for no reason. For no reason. It's the closest we got, really. That's the closest we got. So that's the podcast. We're digging. We're digger for straws in the fucking deeps of space.

We should send him a voice message and ask him how he'd feel about that. Starting a podcast. He'd be like, honestly, Kroski, I don't know. Honestly, I've got a family. I want to be gone. I don't want any part of it. Man, shoot up. Get out of my hugh.

Honestly, Kruski, I got a fucking wife now, bro. I'm not really. I'm not trying to do that with you, bro. Get out of Hugh. Is that how he sounds? Get out of my house. No. That's the Toronto accent, God.

Get out of my fucking hues. Get out of my fukin'ews. Is that Mickey Mews? Mewkeemuse? It's not even fucking close. Shout out Boutty King. Shout out to Bunting. Sorry.

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I miss my gay love, I miss my stupid, idiot wife. I kill her, but I miss her too. I miss her. I kill my fish in high school. I miss fish. I miss her more than. And I love claupskill. I love that fish model, my wife, because he taught harder about things. My wife would look into separate directions at the same time.

And so I kill her. He killed her because of that. He scared me. I always think a ghost is off screen. So I kill my wife because he scared me to thinking ghosts are there. That's perfectly reason. reasonable. Oh shit. Oh shit. Jay. I'm so glad we got to the bottom of this. That's crazy. People thought you killed your wife this whole time and it turns out you just, you did. But I think most people would be on your side if they heard your side of the events.

So very much. Merci Baku Alex Jules. Oh my God. Some French dude is listening to this. He's like, what the fuck are they saying? Do I sound like this? Do I sound like this? Do I really sound like that? Let me go suck a baguette till it comes in my mouth. Blatting fucking baguettes That's all they do in friends Let me go piss in the streets

To suck baguettes off Come to my orgy In the streets Come to my orgy and Barry You open the door Everyone's sucking a baguette Furiously Like their eyes are popping out

They're sucking so hard Dude my grandma went to France In like 2000 fucking four She said it stinks there Does it really? She said it smells like fucking piss. That was 2004, Friends.

What about now? It's probably worse. Probably worse now. I mean, all pissed. They're having like a revolution every other day. Oh, yeah. Aren't they like killing everybody out of them?

And they pretty much just like surf on piss. Well, they're hemorrhaging money because Africa's not giving them money anymore. Right. They're like, hey, let's stop giving them money. And they're like, oh, sacribo! They're laughing. J.F, what do we do? We must escape.

And they jump on their snails. They, if they're fucking great. Two miles an hour. They're like on there. Bullets or foreign fly. They're balancing on snails. People are legitimately. Oh,

they got to rain. Yeah, they're not giant snails. They're like normal size snail. The looves is fucking hollow. You open a door and it falls in on itself and everything's been stolen. It's like, what the fuck is happening here? I forgot that there was like a French thing going on.

It's been one up for a while. Wasn't there some other. country that is like having like a a revolution and some guy some guy was like vacationing there and he got stuck Is it Bosnia? Maybe, I don't know. Honestly, you could have said to any country and I would have said maybe.

Yeah. The world is going crazy right now, man. It's a lot of weird shit going on. Yeah. Yeah, who cares. Bye. Later. Sudan is wild.

Sudan is my favorite place to visit.