The Snark Tank - #383: Redacted

Episode Date: December 26, 2025

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Sit back. Who do you think Rob Reiner is? I genuinely don't know. He's the Call of Duty dude, right? Is he the Coddud? Yeah, Rob Writers is the Codooke. He's a very famous and well-respected director. Film director.

Was he the dude that died and then Trump was like, ha-ha, you have the, okay. You got it. The third guess. There's a call duty guy And then who was it? The guy who said we shouldn't release the files? I don't even know what you were talking about there.

That's like that's a lot of people. The doctor what's called? He read the files doctor the file. And he was that we have to doctor the files that keep for for Trump's sake. Oh yeah. I don't know. I'm sure that's like 30 people. Yeah.

Minimum. That's probably the whole cabinet probably. Did you see they use fucking Adobe to redact it? And so people are just like, unredacting it? You know it's only 5% of it? When when they fucking. It's only 5% of it got released too.

Well, yeah. They said they're going to trick They're We'll get into it Whatever welcome to the Star Taday podcast Hey everybody It's me Chris It's him

Uh sweetly Looking at me And his berries Like a little fucking Forging creature Blueberry Blueberry This is blueberry

Bitch Bitches Forge for creatures I don't I think they give you Cancer immediately Yeah They're good antioxidants

But They're very anti Ocidents and anti- They're hypercarcinogens Yeah Hyperccinogens Yes you're right You've heard

Antilipotinence Yeah, what Darkside looks for? Yeah, that's stupid. Yeah, blueberries are connected to the anti-life equation. That's crazy. He's like, you know, I've got a blueberry farming. Let me check the list. Eating a dirt, too.

He's just guzzling all of it. Let me check the list of everything that we miss. So I meant, like Darkside, please stop. We miss a lot because you're, Is that why he's all blue and gray? I think it's not blue. Yeah, I think it's gray. He's got blue armor from the blueberry.

he's been consuming too much and he's like, this is what's gonna get me. He started bleeding into his armor. His blue was started to link into his arm. He's switched blueberry. His armor turned blue because it was white initially. Yeah. I guarantee you the creator of Darkside

literally made this. You mean Jack Kirby? I heard it was, damn, I didn't have anything. That's fine. What could be for Jack Kirby? What could, I couldn't think of anything like Kirby, the pink guy?

Axelurby. Top form That's a lot better than me not getting anything Hey we've been gone for a while Yeah we've been gone for a while Kingsen's grandma had to go and die Like a lame thing Yeah, yeah, sure

It's really bland and really boring A rude and selfish But we're back now We got a lot to catch up on Ouch How was New York? We haven't gotten to talk really about New York You were there for like two days, right?

I'm there for like three days, yeah Oh, three days? And that travel is fun, isn't it? That travels fun, right? The whole day that's like gone Just going back and forth The worst experience I've had an heart airport in a long time You had layovers?

Why? Every flight I found out So I found out my grandma died Monday We got our flight Friday We left Immediately

So Oh you got some bargain shit To not get fucked in the ass It was $1,500 Right right For me No wait $1,500 round trip Yeah

Okay Holy shit I got to layovers I thought like one In one way is like it's over dude. I've never seen my family again. Yeah. Well, I'm just here.

You might as well go to fucking Japan or something. Like, hey, grandma, I'll call you from Japan. I'll say, I'll call you. I'll go to a shrine. I'll call you. I'll zoom into the funeral. I like that, actually. But it was a lot of travel.

Really annoying. But it's whatever. It is what it is. Well, hey, at least, uh, did you see King Dad? Why did my father be there? I was really hoping he was going to make a surprise appearance, you know? Yeah, me too. That's what I was hoping for.

Everybody give it up. Give it up for Kingston's dad. The pastor. The pastor says it. He gets lowered in. He's fucking. Like a super church, he gets lowered in. It's like Lady Gaga.

It's a halftime show. Amazing. Amazing. Everyone there doesn't like him. So that'd be interesting. That would have made it way better. No, it wouldn't have. I mean, it would have been sick as fuck

The rest for the woman I love the most in this world Is ruined by one of the guys I cared the least about Look, it would have been some DBZ type shit I'm watching that right now So it just were I didn't ask Everybody's you know You should ask

You should be asking about How far are you? Only into the second season I just, Jordan he gave me He borrowed me Let me borrow the DVDs Is it a blue race or whatever?

Season two is it like That's all where they just got on NAMIC So this got a NAMI Oh, shit. I thought that was... So season two begins basically right before they land on Namik. Yeah. I guess the Sand Saga is season one, obviously.

But I kind of... I feel like the Rattit saga and the Vajda Saga are two different things. The Rattits... Because they're split up in the games usually. Since it's been so long, I didn't know it was like fucking three episodes. It's nothing. It's genuine nothing. It's a longer.

It's an impactful three episodes in fairness. It is a pretty iconic. It's a very good start. Yeah. And then it's like 20 episodes of nothing until you get to like the real shit. Yes, holy shit. It's a lot.

You forgot about their little fucking adventure in space or whatever with like the, I feel like I'm remembering like clones or something, some weird. I don't know, there's some weird like side story that's never in the games because like why would we put this in? I know who's drug by some bitch. Oh, that's a

snake way. Yeah. I'm like, that's crazy. I'm like, that's crazy. Well, listen, hold on. We can't get lost talking about Dragon Ball because we get this, there's, there's a lot. Okay?

Rob Reiner got stabbed to death by his son. I saw that, so I saw that allegedly. I don't know who killed. No, it's true. It's 100% true. No, I mean, we're still saying alleged though because he, you know, he hasn't been convicted. He's not smart enough to sue us. He's crazy. That's crazy. He allegedly absolutely killed him. He allegedly

stabbed him. And his mom. It's both of them. The proof is pretty, yeah, damning. That's why I think the defense is going to go with insanity. Yeah, he's insane. There were so many stories coming out about it, too. They were at Conan O'Brien's Christmas party. Conan O'Brien can't catch a break, man. His parents died earlier this year too.

Yeah. Like at the beginning of the year, I'm pretty sure. And now it's like this. Do you hear there's whispers of, and this is tabloid shit, but they're saying that at the party when, you know, his son Nick Reiner was acting all weird as shit, staring at Bill Hater and just being all, you know, fucking a nuisance.

They got into an argument, him and his dad, Rob. And at one point, Rob went over to his group of friends. And he was like, I hate that I have to say this, but like, I'm afraid of my son. Like, I think he has the potential to hurt me. And that's what they're saying what happened, not that it's been confirmed that it's been said, but, like, the idea of him being like, shit,

my son's going to kill me or something that he kills him. That is so, it is so crazy. And calling me, like, don't call the cops. I saw all sorts of crazy stories about it where it's just like there was a picture, there was the, uh, Bill Hater, having a conversation with him. I heard one thing, I don't, I don't know if this is true.

We don't, we, none of us know if this is true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, I heard something about John Mullaney, like flicking his ears or something. No, I didn't hear about that. I was like, that'd be fucking wild, dude. John Mullaney completely bitching you out. Like, it's a constant of strength that John Mullaney completely dominated.

Imagine John Mulaney driving you to kill your parents. You know what I mean? Like, that's like an intense situation. Like, imagine there's a sudden breaks out, and then John Mullaney gets in your way, and he puts his hand on your chest, and you can't move. John Mulaney? Like your hands, he has you against the wall, and it's, like, effortless, and you're just like... John Malini's not that boggy of a guy.

No, that's why. it's insane. He's like he's got no, he's absolutely mass. He's just mass. He's just, he's like, can I move?

Be like, he's like, can I move. Like, he's like, not yet. I don't know. I didn't say you could move yet.

So you ever, you ever go outside on a really rainy day. And you're like, you're like, it's about the flood like crazy, by the way. Oh,

yeah, it's about to be horrible. I got a flood warning yesterday for two days from now. I'm like, all right. I got a flood warning. I hope it doesn't start,

like, after we're done. It's starting like today. Yeah. So I have to like, because, you know, I got to book it. I got my shitty Chinese fucking electric scooter that's not built for, you know. Yeah. That's how he gets here.

He drives here on his electric scooter from, I think, 60 miles away. It's like, how no she, chung-ti, who a fu-chi. What is it? What is that? Is that real? Yeah. That's a real song. Yeah.

Why do you know this? I listen to some Chinese music every now. He liked Chinese music. What the fuck? Maybe now that's some Chinese music. He's always listening to like Ching Chang-Hung-ji and then that's on rotation. I don't know my Chinese friends and they looked at me

with such disappointment. They were like, I cannot believe you thought this would be funny to show me. Your Chinese friends along with your Haitian friends, along with your, popping your giddy friends. My Chinese friend, my Chinese friend, my Chinese friend, your individual, your sole Chinese friend.

You only want to have one hand right now. On hand. I don't have many on hand. I have one. Yeah. Well, look, that crazy shit happened. I don't know. I don't know what to make of it.

It's a fucking great. It is. Trump's response was glorious. That shit was funny. It's glorious. It is like, it's so out of pocket for no reason. I had to laugh like, because I'm like, that is, he couldn't help himself to just, he didn't have to say anything.

I know. He can't help himself. He's a psycho. But also, I think that I thought. I think he knows. The bell is tolling and he's like, no, I think, I think genuinely, I think genuinely is losing his faculties and he just doesn't know when to not say it. Although he would have said it.

anyway, I think. But I did think there were some funny tweets going around where it's like you just created a million Rob Reiner's or whatever. They would like say anything with the Charlie Kirk thing. Oh, yeah. I'm just like, oh, good. That's funny. But I got to admit, like, I don't know much about Rob Ryan. I know him from Wolf or All Street. Yeah. I know he was on Kirby Enthusiasm, I think, sometimes.

And he was on, I remember him doing like a comedians and cars getting coffee, but I don't know much about him. I've seen his movies. He's done a lot of, he's done a lot of, iconic films. Yeah, I recognize the lines from his movies more than I recognize

the movies actually. Like there's like inconceivable and, and, uh, there's like a million other ones that I feel like he's responsible for.

So he's very famous. Bummer. Yeah. It's very famous. Yeah. That's, it's so fucking violent, dude.

Like, like, dude. You see interviews with them too? Nick Reiner where he looks clearly insane. Oh, no.

I haven't seen much. Dude. Every interview I see of him is like, that's, uh, Concerning for years Even for like the last 20 years Yeah dating back to like 2010 or whatever

You see like an interview with him and he's like staring He's got this like weird dead stare Yeah that guy's broken dude He's gone for a long time You can meet somebody and know their or is off You know you're like oh you're wrong This is kind of the issue that I've Encountered many times in like the true crime thing

Where the person Like say I watched a guy recently who clearly was insane He actually asked for help But the mom didn't want to commit him and then he killed her, the dad, you know, brother. He killed like four people or something or three or whatever. Killed most of his family, his immediate family. And it's one of those things where it's like he even asked for help and you were like,

I don't want you to go away. You're my son. And I feel like in the same way, Rob and all that stuff. Like they put him in like rehab stuff. But like it's clear like what he says and from what other people have said that like him interning with people. And he's like, oh, this dude's twisted. You know, like you don't use twists.

That's not like you're crazy and you need help. It's like, oh, this guy's fucked. And they knew he was fucked. I've ran into people that are like that, a few of my life and I've been like, just spawned out. Oh, no. That's crazy. I try to stay far away from me.

In spawn, you get them. At the start of the game. 100. Somebody you have to do. Well, I'll speak it to that. Well, that was a called duty thing when you prestige in the middle of the match. Oh, yeah, Vincent Pella gone. head of respawn.

Car crash, right? Yeah, his last Call of Duty was Bono Warfare 2 also. So it's like the actual, like, the end of like what was what was considered like the golden era. And then he went to do Titan Fall, Titan Fall 2, Star Wars Jedi.

Do I Survivor? Yeah, and the first one. So like that guy's like a genuine, that's a big, that's actually like a huge deal for like the game space. Like not a lot of people like that. So that's a bummer. That's unfortunate.

But, you know, I don't know, man. Went out like a G and a Ferrari. you know, doing some Paul Walker type shit. Did he actually? Because I heard that, like, he got into a car accident in LA, but like, and then I saw a video of a Ferrari crash him. I was like, that's not him. Was that a real video?

It was a real video of somebody crashing your Ferrari, but I'm like, that's not Vince Ambell. People have Ferrari, so it might not be his. Yeah, I doubt it. The thing that's so tragic about that is like, in LA car accident, it could be anything. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online

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This thing could be like a fucking truck landed on him. He's just went off the wrong freeway. You would know it would be him because the whole car was engulfed in flames. So, you know, I mean, it was like Paul Walker shit. It was, it was mirrored. Oh, well. The unfortunate thing, he was actually watching Fast and Feast and Feaston Fier's 7. Right.

He was watching that scene when, like, they finally have their final meeting and then they go to their separate ways, you know, it's been a long day. But it was both halves of him. It was both halves of the Ferrari. Staring at each other. Look. I was captivated by the imagery of two hundred days. has the same person staring at one another as they

pull a walker away from each other. How does that work? That's good stuff right there. What? I mean, I don't know someone animated it. You don't ask questions like that. It just works. Yeah, someone animated for free. Yeah. How about that? For free. Someone animated for free. What else happened? We have the, uh, we had the, uh, we have the,

I want to end with the Epstein stuff because it's so much. All of the video game shit, man. What do you mean? The AI stuff of video games? That's right. Uh, made me sad, bro. fucking Paul Walker was using AI. While he was driving, it's why he was driving.

He asked ChatsyPT to take the wheel and then like, several years before ChachyPT existed. Well, before I guess. I guess. It says, I guess. He was alpha testing it.

Like way back. Yeah. But yeah, so I guess what did it come out that like Ballard's Gate? Claire obscure. And like I think like 90% of the industries would come out and said that they're using it in some way, shape, or form. So I know for BG3, there was no generative AI, but there was AI used.

When they asked, they asked prior if there was AI used. They said it was none. Come to find out there was AI used for smoothing of stuff. And it's like, oh, there's like AI upscale. Yeah. That's like a, that's kind of normal. That's, that's normal. The problem is that they said they didn't use it.

Well, see, here, look, I have an issue. I have an issue with the, it be called stuff like that being called AI because there's many tools in our programs that can be considered AI now. As a matter of fact, the video editing software that I've been using since 2016, they now hopped on the trend and certain things that have never been called AI, like say, Chroma key is under the AI banner of like tools that you can use that will do auto shit. Because, you know, it's, it's motion tracking and shit like that. Generative AI is the problem.

It's like when it's generative AI is a problem. Right. But the problem is they said they're going to use it for. divinity. That is the thing. Is that what they said? Is it going to be, they're looking at the genital AI for divinity's creation. But is it for like, I heard, the one thing that I heard, and I'm not that caught up on this at all, was that because the heads, what's his name, Finn?

Sven. Yeah. He said he was going to do an AMA clarifying everything. And one thing, the only thing that I heard him say, or at least I saw a quote saying that, we used it to, for like concepts, but our artists, we have real artists that. made everything and they're hiring more. So it was to explore ideas. And also saying like you would be stupid

to not explore this stuff because you'd not get left in the dust. And I'm like, I guess, you know, because... That was for Dave, that's what instead of our divinity. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck, what Claire obscure was said. Claire Kres set up used for creation of things. Like some of the art stuff, concept art

for the game was created. Well, no, it's not concept art. it was, what is it? It was placeholder textures, I think they had. I'm sure. I remember the specific, well, they all use it for concept art. That's kind of the problem. Like 90% of them are using it for concept art.

And then they have concept artists going and flesh out like what the game's going to be. What I've seen so far is like they use it to like explore like, okay, like let's prompt something whatever. And then like it's supposed to get you thinking and then the artist will go in and they'll do something real. But to me it's just like you're still kind of basing real art off of like stole it and concept. So it's like it's kind of like, I don't know. I don't know what you're going to do, though, because it is kind of like, it's a technological field. Like, you should explore it a little bit, figure out like, oh, what does it do? What can it do?

Whatever. You're going to end up using it anyway. It's a genie out of the bottle situation. It's like the internet. You're not going to be like, oh, I'm just not going to use the internet. You're going to be forced to. Your car is going to have it. Your car is going to have it at some point.

Your shoes, you're going to connect to Wi-Fi. I don't like it at all. I hate it. But I, it's, I can't defend it. I just can't defend it. But at the same time, it's like, I can't defend generative AI. that this is going to I don't know

In ways like The like the gen. Like if you're This is the biggest problem that I have Especially with generative AI right I think generative AI What a lot of people will do Is when they generate the whatever

The product whatever it is They will now claim it as something that they did Right And there will be absolutely no Disclaimers That is the that's like a The biggest problem But there are things that are going to be inevitable

And this is the thing where it's like, oh, catch, play catch up. So how we were inspired before was by looking at just pieces from people that existed, especially if we're talking about art. When it comes to music or whatever you're painting, you're just looking out of this thing. Now you can argue that generating something like that is the same thing except for a mashed together type of thing. But I think that's the problem. And some other people, right. Some other people are going to be using that to take leaps, and bounce forward, and they're going to get all the jobs from the big companies.

And it's becoming an issue. It's like, how do we prevent that from happening? I don't think it's possible. That's the thing that sucks. You just got to label the game now. Now it's just going to be like, you're going to have organic games. You're going to have labels that say like, this was made with no AI. I'm dead serious.

Handcrafted games. But even that's the, but even then it's like, at what point do you use AI and it counts? So, for example, let's say I have a script, right? and it's done, but I need a theme for it or whatever, right? And I'm like, okay, the script is done, but I want a theme. It's like, hey, Chad GPT, give me like a list of themes, right? No, hold on, listen. And then, like, I read all of them, and then I'm like, these all suck.

But then it kind of puts me in the headspace of like, oh, well, that sucks. But it makes me think of something else that wasn't on the list. And now that's, oh, that's a good idea. And then I flesh it out myself. Like, have I used AI to, like, is that an AI? You know what I mean? I use AI to get there But like what is

I think I think Does it count? What is that? I think that line is super fucked All together And I think it's it's it's it's We're just cooked I think everybody I think everybody thought the artistic field

It's gonna be like oh they're gonna not talk to artisic field No it's raped now It's just entirely it's entirely gone Because I think the problem is that at every moment where there's AI use the person gonna be getting paid for it And that's the problem at every single moment Sure not necessarily yes Well it's it's like it

In a position that, like, what he said. Oh, you go, finish. So when it comes to this, right, it is an idea, this is organic idea, right? What happens is that if you would have looked up people that made those ideas, though they went out of getting paid literally, you could have been like, well, I drew my connection from this person. So at least being paid in like a gratitude or respect. I don't know about that.

Well, you can. I don't know that would matter to them. It doesn't matter, but it's like, it's still how people like take like. That's more of a feeling-based thing. It's like, I get it. I get that. But like, say from, I'm building. of his example. Because what the person would do instead of using a prompt, another person would do

is say just start reading other people's stuff, exploring that. Those people aren't going to get any correct because you're not doing an essay. You're not citing any sources. So this person is just going to draw inspiration. So what it is is just a manual thing versus a prompt in that way is it feels better if you got it from real people. And that just becomes more of a feeling based thing. But the problem is that this is also taking it from people that are going to have any sort of respect for the field they're in. Like him not, one person not using the AI prompt for every one person that doesn't, hundreds are.

Yeah. Because of the fact that there are people that are not artistic. I'm not even disagree with what you're saying. I'm just more of like, I don't, I don't want to argue from a point of like feelings, you know, like I want to be more like say when it does actually affect, you know, somebody's bottom dollar. I think the biggest part thing is that's right. I think the only form of AI use I can never respect,

especially in the modern gaming world, is bug removal. I think that is the only form of AI I can respect, where people, like, they use AI to find bugs to finally go into the game and smooth. But that's a job. That's a job. That's a job. That's a job. I agree, right?

I agree, right? And that's gone. That feels effectively gone and anything. Because of AI. So why is it the one? But my problem with that is that what you call people, people will have more misses than AI will, you know, unfortunately. But that's always.

That's going to be the case at some point For everything For me So it's like that's the only time I could be like Oh maybe this might be good Or maybe it being like a final refining process Where people go through for the most part

And then the AI goes in It's like all right cool We'll try to break the game for the most part as well too But that's still people's jobs again You know So it's that's where I'm like At a certain point I think

I think either we can't Either we can't have this Or that we don't have this Or that's impossible So Or it's gonna The flood like either we don't have this Or we're cooked

Well, it's not even We, because the problem is that... Certain jobs are cooked. That is, it's unfortunately inevitable in the way that one of the best things that I like to go on, is before our time, obviously, was to switch from horses to automobiles. And when you think about the entire industry surrounding horses, the entire industry, caring for them, storing them, breeding them, everything you can think of. The materials to store them and all that shit.

virtually gone. It's mostly gone. And in that way, everybody was making those same arguments. And the same way that I saw, this was many, many years ago, Joe Rogan was making the arguments like,

I'm never not going to drive cars and stuff. And I'm like, you sound like the fucking horse people. Eventually, something's going to replace the cars. I agree. And so it's kind of like that thing where we acknowledge that it sucks.

Like, I bet everyone felt bad for those people that are out of jobs when they came all the fucking, what the hell are you fucking, It's spicy. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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Do you get one of the spicy ones? Is that cinnamon? I think warheads. It's a warhead one? Why would you do that to yourself? I didn't read it back. Why'd you take a huge piece? It's a warhead one?

I think so. Why is there warhead candy cane? What the fuck is this? This is cool, man. This is cool. I didn't know. I've never heard someone describe. It feels like sparse.

Food is. I've never heard anyone's described food as cool. Like, you eat Food, it's chemicals. How did you get it out? I don't understand what's happening. I don't know how I got out either. Because they're not.

Where's? It's sealed. Wait. Okay, there it is. For a second, I was like, I don't understand what happened. Let me see. That's how. That's shit.

That's sour as fuck. There's like little sprinkles of it come out. Yeah, it's pretty good. Those sprits of it. Y'all are weak. You can buy down on it. You should eat all of it. Anyway.

All right. It's ramping up a little bit. It's ramping up a little bit. Hey, I. Ooh. Oh, man. We can't. Are we just going to have to look at, check it out.

If we want, it's actually starting around. It's it. It's delicious. So it's really good. Yeah. If, do we have to like just firebom all of the data centers?

Is that what? Is that what's going to come down to? It'll be, well, and China's going to kill us. Oh. That is kind of, that I know that it's like a talking point around, but it is kind of true.

It actually is very true. It's very, very real. They're, so, they're, I don't know what to do about it. AI, everything is running more efficiently. Everything's cheaper. Like, it is a disaster what we're heading towards

because, first of all, you know, this administration is fucking hilarious. Well, yeah, they're purposely making us a nationalist country. They're making it like on, purpose, so we have to no longer deal with the rest of the world.

They're just burning the bridges. But the problem is, right? Oh, we're fucked. I think AI is... It's hot. And the problem is that AI is... Is AI by its nature is dangerous? And I think the problem is that the lack of regulation is going to lead to something really

fucked up happening. Too many people have access to it is my... The problem is like, I don't believe in the whole sky net shit, right? Where it's like, oh, AI is going to kill us. But they are going to make our lives virtually undistinguish, indistinguishable what they are now. I think that's the big problem where it's going to become

about non-revenience but like they're going to say there's going to be a time where it's like all right AI's going to make a mistake and people are going to die

and that's going to happen yeah there's going to lead to like it's going to lead to like some logistical bullshit where it's like oh this person should probably not have a kid

there's the reason the kid person had a kid and is that the number is like with the type of people we have in charge right now not even just this administration

just people within like you know the technocrats and stuff They will. Yes. Yeah. As long as they're in charge of things, it will end up that way.

There's going to be a robotic death call. That's what we need to. That's going to be like, oh, I'm going to become part of the fucking. Sexually assault them to death. Maybe not, but they're going to be like, I want to become part of simulation. Okay. What should we do with Peter Chil then? What should we do?

Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, who's he? Who's he? I forgot already. You forgot about the potential antichrist? I think I'm forgetting. getting people as I'm sucking on this. I think I think Peter Thiel should go away.

He's just go. He's just leave. I think you should drop the car. Leave. Fucking leave. I think the danger comes from the fact that they think, I think what scares me is that they think they're so much smarter than the world they inhabit around them. Who?

The fucking ultra rich. Oh yeah. And they're not smart. They're just rich. There's a difference. But they think they think that that's, Because they're so smart. Actually, Kingston, I'm a very intelligent person.

Dude, I got into an argument. With Elon Musk? With some game designer about Elon Musk. And he was like, oh my God, what the fuck was he saying? He was saying something like, he's like one of the most proficient people or whatever. And he's like, in a hundred years from now, people are going to be watching Simpsons reruns. And he's going to be the only person recognizable. And I was like, and I was like, oh, yeah.

he like missed every single deadline he's ever set for himself but like I didn't consider his recognizability on the Simpsons insane argument was that were you where were you at? Were you in San Francisco? Were you in San Francisco talking to a bot? Yeah I was talking to a real I was talking to a real game designer on Twitter

So of course like you know they're all They sound like a human probably not a human Well he's a real he's absolutely real person But he's crazy I've never it is weird to encounter those people. Like that, like, who'll be recognized as well as citizens, Derek.

I don't think you understand how profound it is. Listen, I know. I think that's the biggest problem. I think we've convinced ourselves. It's so bad. It's capitalism, obviously, duh, but we've convinced ourselves that wealth makes you so important. It makes you so much more of a being than other people that are not.

And it's like, that's not how it should be. That's really not how it should be at all. Like you were, because so many people have wealth they were given. not that they even earned. A lot of them didn't fucking come from nothing. Like, they're all under the assumption that like they earn all that somehow.

It's like, you think that guy though that you were talking to, he respects it's only because of wealth like that like he got there, which I guess it's I guess it's, I guess it's just, you know, I shouldn't be surprised, but at the same time, it is weird to me to be a super fan of somebody and know absolutely nothing about them, I guess. Well, that happens so much. It's so weird. We're black. You don't understand how much like wealth.

means to our culture and Hispanic. You know what it means to us? That might be the basis for like getting interested in somebody, but don't you like say now you become a fan. Okay. Not me. Not me. Okay.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. something that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. I know it's not you, but like when people become, what do they call like stands or whatever they call them now, you start, don't you start doing research about that person? Isn't that normal? Am I like, dumb? I agree.

Well, some people don't. Some people don't. We have friends who are like K-pop stands who argued us. directly that K-pop is like very much so like I am not embellishment but like a piggyback on like black pop music and they were like that's not true and then we were watching and I was like are you guys really here with me or am I alone in this place right now you know like people people like things sure what happens if people like things they don't they don't they don't always look into it some people do maybe the stand culture don't maybe fans do but not like stands there's like an extra

layer that kind of like you're more devoted and say you're just like it's like You're less, I just like this. More devotion equals less curiosity kind of thing. I think maybe to a degree. I guess that is kind of a cult. Actually, literally. That's exactly what, if you're in a cult, that is actually very, that is, I don't even know why I'm surprised.

Not saying if you listen to K. Pop, you're in a cult. I'm saying, there's, there's similarities. I'm saying, not if you listen. If you're an enjoyer, K-pop, that's fine. But if you're one of those people that, you know, start getting the surgery to widen their eyes, make them sound lighter. I actually feel like I only respect people who do that and not people who are Simply fans.

I can respect. I just changed my mind. I respect that. Having such little, having such little autonomy is crazy. We should do, we should do like an, like an America-wide tour

of like a change-my-mind thing, but we immediately, immediately relent on everything. So is the Joe Rogan show effectively? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I like that. Talk to 20 people and you've,

you've flip-flopped 20 times. You're exhausted for how much you're doing it. You're like, you know, you know, you're actually entirely right. Abortion is murder. Changed my mind. No, it's not.

Yeah. Yeah, it's true. After that, and you got three hours left. Good point. The next person comes like, no, but it is murder. No, you're right.

Yes, I agree. It's murder. Next. Fucking waste. You people pay money to go see it. They're so mad at you. You get shot. I would.

I'd be like, the whole time I'm just going to be like talking like. A metal with a metal fucking neckballer. Like a dog combed a twin of titanium. well listen heavy ass shit on my neck I got a fucking titanium turtle neck

that should be that's a character that has to be a character from my fucking fairly odd parents speaking of next by the way like dude like Erica Kirk's living

her best life right now right she's having a good time like it is kind of like I'm looking at I'm looking at her existence as it is right now and I'm like

is there no like look this doesn't seem suspicious don't read it don't read it to what I'm saying yeah I'm just saying if I look at what Erica Kirk's life was before this and I look at it now, I can't help but wonder if there's at least a thought that goes through her head where it's like,

this is loki very much better than what I had going on before. I mean, a thought? I feel like she's thinking, she's thinking sweet assassin every day that she's been free. She's free now. Like if I was a ghost, right? And my, like, I was living with my wife or whatever. And we were like, yeah, I was like, you know, I had a company or whatever. and she was raising our kids or whatever.

And then I'm dead and I'm a ghost and I'm watching. You're watching. And then she's on stage. She's meeting celebrities. You know, she's running out with like sparklers on stage. Everybody cares about her. Everybody's like talking to her. Yeah.

I'm thinking like, what the fuck? Was I really that like, did I, I, I would psychoanalyze myself as a ghost. You know, I'd be like, did I just like, did I, she's way better off now. Yeah. You as yourself would psychoanalyze. Yeah. would, you know, Kirk ghost, would he have 80...

Ghost Kirk, yeah, he could finally be gay as a ghost. He'd be too busy and male locker rooms just fucking fly at him. Yo, you take a picture in a boy's locker room and it's just Charlie Kirk's ghost? That is fucking crazy. Charlie Kirkland. Oh, my God.

I just popped the Berkey. That said so disrespectful. That shit popped up my feet a few days ago, and I was like, it was probably like three. I should be in bed. I'm like, oh. But I saw like, yeah, I saw like Nikki Minaj on stage at like the turning point thing.

And I was like, it's very funny, knowing what I know about her now. Oh, the stuff about her and her and her fucking her man. The predators in her fucking field. I had no idea she was married or like she was, you know, dating a pedophile. Yes. And why is it so, why is it so, like it's always the move? It's like Russell Brand just got charged for rape too. And it's like, why is it every time?

Oh, we finally got charged? Oh, I think I saw that earlier this morning on Twitter. I don't know how real it is because Twitter's all fake. Oh. But, uh, I mean, we all know that's, you know what we've known about this show for a while. The fucking text messages were leaked. God damn. Dude, like, it is, it is really crazy to me how like that's just the immediate go-to.

It's just like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go to turning point. Oh, my boyfriend's a pedophile. Let me go to turning point USA. And they'll accept me with open arms. It's like, oh, well, is he a Christian pedophile? It's just like, it's, it's, that seems to be the only like, you know? That's it. Is he Christian?

Because like, hey, you'll be forgiven for whatever, even if you like little boy butt, you know? Like, they'll be like, all right, just say. Well, as long as you're a baptized sex criminal, you're fine. That's, yeah, I mean, the amount, man, it's, uh, if old, if old dude comes back, he's going to be like, what? What? Old, old, old dude. If old dude shows up and be like, yo, what? Yeah, I do.

I don't think I actually said that. I know I've said a lot of fucked up shit, but. Not that. No, not Jesus. He just canonically pretty cool. He wants you to love him more than your own family. There's problems. There's still problems.

He's pretty decent. He's infinitely better. I'll put it that way. Old versus New Testament, big jump. But there's still problems. Old Testament, God is not Jesus, all right? Well, that's like saying that Piccolo is junior. So you're talking about the Holy Trinity is not?

You're telling me it's bullshit. I know, but they don't. I think Jesus Christ, as himself canonically was always depicted pretty cool. You're insulting them right now. I don't care. I don't care. I probably know the book better than them, probably genuinely.

I think that is, it is always 100% true. I've never met somebody. A lot of ex-Christians probably know the Bible better than a lot of Christians. Because they're actually interested in. It's like the, it's weird that I had that thought of like why were stands not learning more about their people that they're standing. And it's like such a stupid thing for me to say because there's a perfect example of the most

devout religious people I know don't know anything about their faith. It is like anytime you see like, oh, there's a debate between a non-believer and then they run circles around them because I'm like, I've actually read this thing and it made me less religious. And it happens every single fucking time. Yeah. I think there's a different also with the American version of Christianity like what it is anywhere outside of here. Well, the America's version of Christianity, particularly,

and then what it is once you leave America. I don't see much difference other than like, you know, I don't want to be racist, but like, say, because when you go into, when you go into the brown Christianity,

it's mirrors outside world much more than say, you know, the non-brown Christianity. The scarier version? The way scarier version, yes. Because he can go like.

The ones that why we're here, Christianity, There's the reason why everyone on this table exists Christianity. And then there's the Christianity where they're like, let's just kind of be like decent to each other. And it's like, oh. I'm hoping GZ actually comes back. I like to talk to him.

I hope Jesus comes back. That'd be cool. They would string them up. Yeah. They would try, but you know, he's probably like powerful. And they're like, he's like disappointed that they're actually trying. They like they can't even go through him. You know, like he's just going through him.

Like he's translucent. He's like ethereal and shit. And they're trying so hard to lynch him and they're just like, what do I do? I'd immediately ask how do you feel about Israel? He'd be like, no comment. He says no comment. And then he floats away.

He floats away. He leaves immediately. The rapture stops. Everything's on pause. What do you think Jesus is going to be wearing when he comes back? You think he's been following trends? A Canadian tuxedo. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

And everything like it's the fucking 90s. That's badass. Oh, wait, I must be wearing it. He comes back like a fucking balloon shirt on With the different colored patches And everything on it And he's like Oh man, I'm sorry

He's in Janko jeans Yeah I want to see what if he was You know since he's God is Jesus And he knows everything He's omnipresent He can see way well into the future

So what if it comes with some drip That is like fucking 2,000 years in the future Fire And we can't even understand What we're seeing He goes back in time He comes to our time

He says he knows everything past president future he's like guys Carl Abernathy is a monster and we're like we don't know what do we do with that? He checks his watch he's like oh he's not going to be born for another thousand years he's about to be a problem

he's going to be a problem he's going to be a car like watch out for Carl Abernathy remember I told you this start putting plants together now to deal with him start putting plans together now to deal with him I'm like Jesus that's really cool I appreciate that you didn't feel any need to say that

about like Hitler or anybody It puts Hitler to shame He leans he leans real close Not even close Yeah it's not even close Carl Abernathy puts Hitler to shame Carl Avernaffi scares me Yeah

That's why I'm here That's why I'm here now Flea from a thousand years of the future Here to tell you about it He's doing some Terminator shit It got so bad that he's That's correct A Jesus Terminator

It's crazy He's like I had to He comes back, slightly wounded. I had to get out of the earth. It's like, what the fuck? You see fucking, like, life looking from him. Holy shit. His blood's making trees grow.

That would be sad. I like our version of Jesus. That's really respectful. Terminator Jesus is something. Put that in your back pocket. We might need to revisit that. I can say, saved it. What else?

I guess the only other thing that I... Jesus made her. The only other thing that I can think of is the... Is the, uh, that sucks. I'm a christinator. It's a little better.

It's also shit. It's awful, but you know, listen. The only other thing, the only other thing that I can, uh, that I think we should probably touch on is,

uh, Jake Paul and Andrew Tate also, both losing their fights. Oh yeah. That Andrew Tate fight was pathetic. They both fell and were like, Andrew Tate was pathetic. I forgot about the fight and we were, we were at the Christmas party.

Yeah. And we fast forwarded through the Tate fight because we didn't know what's happening. We just, Like, oh, well, let's see Jake Paul. Oh, the tape was a part of that same. Yeah, it was on the undercard. And I was so upset that we could have together watched Tate getting embarrassed. It was pathetic.

It was more pathetic than Jake Paul. It was pathetic. It was like, holy crap. Like, what the hell? Yeah. Weren't you like a world champion? In like C tier shit. That's the problem.

Like where he would be like, oh, I'm bad. Look, I respect every tier, obviously, even the local shit. But you don't, if you're like close to amateur, you know, you're barely. a pro in like the D leagues you don't brag like you're a fucking A tier. I mean as a opponent wasn't a wasn't a killer either.

In the misfits boxing promotion yeah he's not he's If he was top tier he would not be in misfits he would not be a part of misfits So that's that what the fuck is This guy still going for He's fucking cleared it I want to finish it I don't want to like it

You cleared it man Yeah That's intense, man. I'm awake as fuck, though. It did kind of, like, give me a little spike. Yeah, I was like, this, that's not. Sour shit's actually maybe a good idea instead of a lot of caffeine. Yeah, right in my peehole.

Ooh, I like that. A little bit of sounding. You been getting into sounding? Nah, not yet. Oh, so you're just, you're lying to me. You intend to, though. You know, the world, the future is full of this, you know, mystery. Maybe around, you know, when, what's that guy's name again?

Carl Abernathy? Carl Abernathy. I think I'll be dead by then. You don't know that. I hope I don't. live that long. You don't know that. You don't know that. You don't know what's going to happen. I'll put money. I won't be there. I won't be here in 10 minutes. That's fucking insane. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Did you see the up-close video of Jake Paul's jaw being broke? I saw the video of him when he was in a hospital and you could see the rips in his fucking face. The fucking x-rays.

He got his teeth mangled, dude. It was wild. I think I've ever thought about a broken jaw, really. You don't see broken jaw? I haven't seen many broken jaws for my face. You remember that shows to me, too? that motherfucker almost never to get his hit in the in the face

like when he's training and shit like he doesn't really test himself in a way that because you know it AJ Anthony Joshua was not trying to kill him which was very clear

and he still ended up killing him in a way that I'm like that smile he showed him that smile he gave before he hit him out was crazy he was like full on grin like, oh, you're, you're done now. Jake also cheated literally.

He literally cheated with having the ring be bigger than it should have been. It's fucking crazy. It's supposed to be 22 by 22. It was 24 by 24. And it's like, you are. Does that matter? It does. He can run away more.

You want more room, but I guess. Look, he tried his best. It does matter, unfortunately. He tried his best, but it was clear that I'm like, bro, if you're, if he, you're going to get tired by running around the ring. Like, that is being on the backflit, you know, like, if you're, if you're constantly backing up, that's fucking. and exhausting.

It is, yeah. He was just hoping to get a lucky hit. That's like the whole thing. He was just hoping I'm gonna get a good overhand on him and probably hopefully knock him out. And then he realized that like, oh, I'm fighting a multiple time world champion. He's not gonna get knocked out by a fucking slap.

He also had his mouth way the fuck open. He was insane. So exhausted that he just wasn't even thinking about like, oh, he's so close to me. I should bite down. I should, everything was wrong. Technique was completely out the window. To where AJ finished him off.

with one of the most basic moves that Jake Paul even started off doing. Level change, go low. Go low, then freaking overhand. Yep. And like, so like he didn't want to get his ribs smashed in. So he tried to block it. He still slipped it.

Got it. And then like it was perfect. The face he made before he got that final aid is. Because his jaw was already broken by before that. He probably broke the other side with that hit. But the face he made was like, uh-oh. Well, he was on the ground too. He was like, whoa.

He said like, whoa. He does that and he's literally Mario He might as well have been It was a really embarrassing fight I wish he would have fought Logan too Oh my hope Logan would have got into It got killed

He got fucking murder This is for what's the Crypto scan he did Do you remember what's called? Crypto Zoo? Yeah, Crypto Zoo He still he's no one's no one did anything about that How do you remember Crypto Zoo

but you could you thought Rob Reiner was I didn't know the guy What was he again? One is remembering one is just not knowing I don't remember what you said I don't remember what you were how wrong you were. One is, one is remembering the other one is not knowing. There's differences. That is it, I guess. It's just such a wild.

It's just for Crypto's too, Mike. Because he's funny because of the fact that nothing happened out of it. He just, he did all that shit and it's like, oh, well, okay. It's got me, Logan, Paul. I lost all my money and now I got to do this. Now I got beat up you. This is for you, Mike. Did I mention I was African? Stabs him 400 times. Did I mention him, he's Nigerian, right? Did I mention I'm Nigerian, right? Yeah, I don't actually know where he's from.

I know he's African of some sort. Well, sure. He has the continent tattooed on him. Beat the flaming fuck out of that guy. What sucks? That's well, at the end of his way off past his prime. I think when he fought on Gano, he was probably past his prime a little bit too already. I mean, he's, he is slowing down, but also it's probably just because he has too much money. Like, what is it? What's left for other proof?

Yeah, he's like, prove he's a great. People just want to fight Tyson Fury now, just get a huge mega fight. It has nothing to do with like, uh, because Tyson's kind of washed. Well, probably about Tyson Fury is that he's so Ugly to watch fighting But that motherfucker is... What do you mean? Like, what was he ugly?

He just, no, he's fight. Everything about his fighting style is he like hideous? Well, he's an ugly guy, yes, but also he's just like, he's just not like There's no polish to him Everything about him seems so sloppy I think to be a good fighter. I don't have to be somewhat ugly, right? I think his defense is top tier.

Oh, yeah, he's a good defense. So, like, when he's on offense, he does, like, when he's on offense, he does, look goofy. Yeah. Especially, um, the way that he wears his gloves, I feel like they're not secured properly.

So they're very, so they're floppy, dude. He, he has a floppy technique to wear it. It looks, it's, it looks like a kid on ice skates.

You know, like where they're like, they're not really like rigid. His wrist. It's his, but yeah, he looks, um,

but he's fantastic. I mean, he, he's so hard as fuck to put down. He was the lineal heavyweight champion. You know, he beat, Vladimir Kalichko, which

he was like fucking champion for like 10 fucking years on with something. Do you think to be a good fighter, you gotta be ugly? No. I think kind of. No. I think that's why they cast... He was not ugly guy. Not yet. I think he'd be ugly by now.

Not yet. He's been bucking for like 16 years. He's gonna relax and it's all gonna hit it. Could you imagine? Just out of nowhere. Fall off. He's weighing in and then he'll upset his face just goes.

Oh no. I'm fucking ugly. No, wait. I think that's why they cast Sylvester Stallone is Rocky, I think. Yeah. Because he has like kind of like an ugly. He couldn't be. He couldn't be. It doesn't matter what people think, Kingsen.

It matters what's real. He's ugly. He's an ugly person. I don't think Slice is an ugly guy. I think there was a lot of, I think he's kind of like. I think there's a lot of horny women that loved him. But I think like, he was never like a heartthrop. That's for sure.

He was, man. I think women really liked him. Women liked him in the same way that they like like a pug. They liked a like George Clooney. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. Like he's never like, you know, there's certain people who are like heart throbs, but like George Cleland was like Wallace Sean. Yeah. Yeah.

Wallace Sean or Sean Wallace Wallace. No, Wallace Sean. Who's Wallace Sean? Yeah. Who's Wallace Sean? No, no, no, no. Tell me who he is. Don't do that.

Who is that? Wallace Sean is inconceivable. That guy. That is his name? Yeah. I also thought it was Sean Wallace. And I was like, because whose fucking name is Wallace? Sean.

You're backwards. That's disgusting. I know. He's like, he's like born in a mirror or something. That's disgusting. Born in a mirror, born as a face-to-face. Wallace Sean is his real name? Yeah, Wallace. Shut the fuck up.

I'm dead see it Wallace Sean, American actor and essayist. Look at him. Heartthrope. Let me see. You remember this guy? Yeah, inconceivable. Is that Yago? No.

Wallace Sean. He's, he's, He's also the principal and fucking a goofy movie. He's also the guy at the end of my favorite Martian who becomes an alien by taking the alien gum. Oh, interesting. Oh, is that real? Yes.

Also, Rob Reiner, he's the one. He did Princess Bride, didn't he? That's right, yeah. Yeah. So it all... It all loops back. We have a plan for the show. We're like Dave Chappello, his jokes.

They all loop... They all come back to trans. Being transphobic. They all looms back to transphobia. I saw you had a new thing. new special, but I haven't seen. He reminds me of Trump and the windmill thing. You know, the air, because he like,

the, he was trying to build his golf course in Scotland. They had those like windmills or whatever. And he was like, they look ugly. Get rid of them. And he lost. And ever since that, he's never shut the fuck up about windmills. Like, oh, they're killing whales. Like, he never, it's like a vendetta in the same way that.

Who's they talking about? Dave Chappelle. Yeah, Dave Chappelle. We're so cooked. I was just talking to pollution in the air lately. I was helping my buddy move yesterday. And we were talking both about like how we were the same age. And we're like, dude, this keeps happening to us.

Should we be worried? And you just saw this in real time. I was like, what was I just talking about? I can't remember the beginning of the day anymore, man. I don't remember how I woke up. I can't remember the beginning of day, but it's like it's genuinely a fog. It's like the mist. If I think really hard, if I try to remember really hard about like what my life is,

I think all I think about is like plastic spoons and like it's all plastic. It's all the plastic and the water and the air. That's just retarding of it's. That's not fucking plastic. That's just some sort of disability. You don't think about like, you don't memorize like, oh, you think about like your eighth birthday or whatever. And then it's like you're, you have like a memory of you at a base at like a at like a party or whatever. And then bam, plastic.

That's terrifying. Sometimes. Because it's like superseding all your memories. I'm talking to my psychologist about that. I was like, why do I see plastic? And they're like, you're like, you're not real. I'm not real. I'm not fucking real.

What the fuck? You're going to be therapists. You're like, why do I see plastic? see plastic and they go and they fold up into plastic I am plastic man it's me plastic I was like oh great

I'm not I can't believe this keeps happening I'm just gonna go home now I guess Oh yeah Dave Chappelle special was uh I haven't seen it I haven't seen it I just saw anything I didn't see any like clips from it though either I saw one clip in it The weird thing is it sounded like somebody was like

filming the TV That's like when I was listening back to it I felt like I saw a clip from it way earlier than they coming out now I think I saw like a long while ago I was probably not true though I don't think that's true but oh just died like right after

oh yeah that's when he filmed it and then like it came out maybe yeah maybe yeah then someone got a fucking had a phone and was able to record oh and then that that person's dead yeah I know he's like really like pissy about that I saw him talk about how Puff tackled the guy

yeah who uh tackled him on stage and how like all the people after him slipped or whatever. Oh yeah. That's pretty good bit. I wonder what they slipped on. I haven't gone around to see it. I don't know if I care about

stand of comedy anymore is the thing. I'm kind of over it. I think stand of comedians have been, I think they've taken themselves too seriously for a while and it's cringe. It became too like you're, you think you're cool now.

And it's like, that shouldn't really be what it is. It used to be about being storied. It used to be about, like you tell jokes. You're supposed to be weird and interesting. Yeah. You know?

Or at the very least, buttoned up and classy. Like those are the two extremes, right? It's like you're like weird and you're kind of like off and maybe a little bit off putting. And so that makes you interesting and funny. Or you're like kind of like the clean, you know, the comic who goes on like Carson or whatever.

Yeah. But like this weird middle ground where they're like, hey, it's me. You know, you got a leather jacket on. Yeah. They feel like... I like Anthony Jesolnik generally, but like his vibe is like, you're wrong. Yeah. You're too cool to do that.

I think the problem is they feel like they're... They feel like they're, I don't know, I feel like they've taken themselves too seriously in a way that it's like, a lot of them supposed to be. You're supposed to be a comedian, right? And you can be story. You could be the, what's his name? The guy we all fucking love, the one that died around 9-11. You could be him.

I forget what's his name? You have his fucking tape. I don't know what you're talking about. died around 9-11. Carlin. You can be a Carlin type, right? Who the fuck is that? Success starts with your drive.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, George Carlin. You said George Carlin died around 9-11? He did. He did not. He did not. He recorded a special. that special. I kind of like it when a lot of people died in 2008. He died in 2008. He died no way. He died no way. I was very upset because I wanted to see it but then he died.

You know, like, you could be that kind of person, but the problem is he's like, you know what I mean? Like he's like, he's off putting. He's off putting. He's like a very like grading. Like he's like he's very like grumpy. You know, he's not cool. I mean, he's not like a cool guy.

No. Like at least that's not the persona. You might like him and think he's cool. He's off pudding because of the fact that he's so like, he's so unapologetic about what he says. Sure. But he's not a bitch. A lot of people in modern comedy are bitches. They bitch about a lot of stuff.

Right. It's like they're not like saying jokes. Well, partly he got arrested for saying shit. You know, like he actually like did something instead of like, well, you can't say anything anymore on Netflix in front of like, that's Saudi Arabia. You can say more you can an American. It's like, Dave. That's hilarious.

Dave. I understand what you mean, right? Understand what you mean, right? your jokes go over better there. If you said anything about Muhammad, you would get slashed by simitars fast than we could see. Oh, yeah. It'd be like a cutscene from Elder Scrolls. And it'd be swinging falls to pieces.

They would have the vaudeville cimitar. Yeah, vaudeville's at them off screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's unfortunate. I did see that one clip that he did where he was talking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival a little bit. And saying like, oh, Saudi era, you know, they killed that one journalist and stuff. You know, like, acting like, yeah, that's the only thing people cared about. But it was a part of his bit.

So we said, but like, what about, you know, Israel? And they've killed hundreds of journalists in a few months. And so that was kind of how his justification of like all these people that are criticizing me. And I'm like, all right, that was a good joke. But also it's like, that is a very small sector of people that are criticizing. It's not, you know, the vast majority of us think they're both fucking horrible. Yeah. We're not like, yeah, but Israel's, no, I don't see.

There are people who are like that, though. I think that's where it's aimed. That's the thing that is such a minority and I feel like such a scapegoat that a lot of them keep doing. I've seen a lot of the comedians come out and say things like that to scapego the criticism. And it's like, if you just look at your comments section, you'll see what people are mostly actually upset about. And they're not addressing that. I think it's changed. I think it's changed.

I think we've got to get more comedians that are just out there fucking being. it's completely ridiculous as possible. I just don't like care about the I don't care about the how many times can you see the because I like I need to take a large break from sports sometimes because after a while like it is the same fucking format

and after a while I get burnt out and in a way that standa comedy I've been burnt out for a while it's probably going to take me a while to come back to it because it's the same I'll catch clips every once in a while and it's the same fucking thing it is the same style

and I've seen it all like there hasn't been anything that's like really even when I would watch Nick Mullen do stand-up I liked it way less than him being on the podcast when they're just riffing because he was just being friends and saying absurd shit versus here's this

clever bit that I'm coming up with and I'm like yeah that was pretty funny but this off the cuff some of the wild shit that is being said amongst friends is always funny. He's his um we got to make him we got to make him popular again. His the clues bit is great

he's not good bits this is one thing left the clues it's good stuff but like yeah I know what you mean I'm just kind of yeah my

interaction with stand-up comedy now is just all the all the YouTube videos making fun of making fun of like kill Tony and all that like that's my interact that's my new like kind of like

I like this that's fun there's a video recently of him bombing at his own club or whatever he's bombing at the mothership or something and I'm just like this is great

I'm so happy that someone throws a The Rogan Spear is getting absolutely trashed. It's been... It's good stuff. Very cathartic for me. As a hater. I am absolutely a hater.

It satiates. It satiates a part of it. But also, they kind of suck. I fucking... I hate them, niggas, man. Should we move on there? Joe Rogan, complete bitch. I think he's been...

Like Michael Jackson, everybody says he's been stolen and replaced with an alien. Oh, you think so? Yeah, there was a robot chicken bit about it. It was really good one. I don't remember. When his hair caught on fire, and when he was...

in the hospital, that's when the aliens stole them and replaced them with whatever we had. And I feel like the same thing happened to Joe Rogan. Robot Chicken to me is like... Lily loves that show. I feel like robot... That's her show. So listen, she loves great. Robot chicken's amazing, but it's also like, it's one of those things where it's like,

it actually is genuinely amazing. Yeah. Like, the fact that it is stop motion alone is crazy. Yeah. Like, the amount of robot chicken that exists compared to like how much it takes to make a... single like second of it is crazy to me right to the point where like for a long time i was like that can't be real stop motion right they're faking it somehow because like how the fuck they have

the budget for this adult swim has the budget for for stop motion like what do they do are they feeding them like scraps what's happening probably but like it just didn't compute to me because stop motion is so expensive and so tedious and so like artistically demanding that i also can't square it with that that that philosophy existing alongside i'm a gummy bear i'm a gummy bear i'm a Gummy bear and then like a death curdling scream. That's crazy. You know what I mean? It's an iconic scream.

My favorite moment. Apparently that's a Trachenberg, Michelle Trachenberg. You're serious? Yeah. Oh, cool. The gummy bear, that bit. My favorite scene in that show is like, there's like, I forgot some fucking classic movie was like, well, we're going to jump out this plane or are we going to suck

each other off? They just closed the fucking plane door. And I ever see that? I was like, I was like maybe like 15. And I laughed my grandma away. She was like, why are you laughing like this 1130? But do you understand what I mean? Like it's like it seems expensive.

Maybe I'm, maybe I'm completely miscalibrated. I feel like stop motion is not as much expensive as it's time consuming. I'm more. But that is, that's expense. What though? 11 year old Chinese boy.

Oh yeah. Was, you know, like it was positioning the, because his hands don't fucking work anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because they're gnarled and fucked. You're not wrong with their being stone now. So much footage. Uh, You would think that like, damn, they did that. They did all that shit. It was like South Park back in the day before then they were like, oh, thank God. We're not doing that anymore.

Oh, yeah, with the construction. Yeah. It's fucking crazy, man. What was the show? There was another show that would come on, Celebrity Death Match. Oh, yeah, the claymation. That was fun. That was another thing too.

There was another show, too. There was two dudes. I forgot what it was. It was Eddie and something. Another stop motion show. Either. Eddie. No, no.

No, no. I was thinking of a. Celebrity Death Match. Because I would feel like there's gonna be a lot of people to be offended by that show. Yeah, of course. And like,

gave up. They just couldn't deal with anymore. A Celebrity Death Match today would be fucking... That show was mad. I remember it came back like... No, they can't. It's like a place in time.

It came back for a little while. Like a hot moment. I didn't watch it though. I didn't watch it when it came back. Because it was... I don't really care. You know, when I was young, I cared about celebrities more.

Like, it was more interesting. Like, oh, Stone Cold would make appearances and it would be Christina Aguilera versus Britney Spears like now like I don't care. Yeah, the cult of celebrities kind of dead. Yeah. They really aren't like nobody gives it.

Sabrina Carpenter versus whom? Sydney Sweeney. That's it. Yeah, I guess so. That could work. That's literally. It's like who are the celebrities left? It's Sydney Sweeney.

Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift. Maybe Zendaya. The problem is this right. Maybe Zendaya versus a We're not to be amazing. That's the thing. We're definitely not people to ask about that. That's very true.

I genuinely don't think even kids give a shit. I don't think kids care, but also we are not the people that care about like that in general. I guess that's true. We're so removed. Like I couldn't I couldn't give a shit about most famous people. Oh, here it is. Yeah, I mean, I think most people are like that, but like there's still,

there still used to be more of like a, an air around celebrity. More of a mystique about it for sure. Yeah. I've had this on my phone always, always transfer this over. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible, online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner. at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. What is that? So this is Lionel Richie. What the fuck is that? Is that a video? What the fuck is that? Wait, hold on. Hold on.

Yo, can I be honest? I didn't register that. Yeah, hold on. Okay, so listen That's a video When you found out about his daughter Basically he's so embarrassed about Because they're breaking out of prison or whatever

Oh my God Because you know that stupid Paris Hilton show Where Nicole Ritchie They would like do things Like go to farms or whatever And then they break out a prison Or some shit like that And he's so embarrassed

I don't remember And Nicole do something Do something No not that's not the name of the show That was like Was it literally just Paris and Nicole? Is it? That can't be real.

I feel like because it was like they would do things. Isn't it crazy? The simple life. Was that it? The simple life, yeah. Isn't it crazy that Kim Kardashian was her what you call or was her something assistant or some shit? Kim Kardashian was assistant of a Paris Hilton.

Isn't that fucking crazy? Well, it's not that crazy because Rob Kardashian had a lot of connections. Well, that's true. But it's like the way, is this name? Speaking of the, Rob, yeah. Speaking of Kim Kardashian, something came across my fucking Instagram feed. Well, she's at Fortnite?

No. He's a Fortnite. No, she's died. I think you're right. I think she's right. I've killed her. I've killed Kynchardashians recently in Fortnite. She's in it now.

Okay, I'm just not in tune with anything. It doesn't matter. Jesus Christ. But, okay. I saw something going across my feed and you liked it. What? And it was a Down syndrome girl who was very hot. Oh my God.

I know what you're talking about. I sent it to him and I sent it to Jordan too. Oh, God. The comments were all to the King Downs. Down syndrome or whatever the fuck is some horrible mashup of Down syndrome and Kardashian that I don't even care to remember

But like in camera across the Vina I was like why would you put this on my feed? Like why did you publicly like that? It's funny It's fucking funny It is funny but it's distressing It's really fucked up But that's my entire likes are all really really fucked up on

Instagram now Where did you send that? I think it's probably Like you directly You do that or I send it to Jordan Because fucking Jordan Jordan sent me something recently that was so fucked up that I literally just like I gotta go to bed now and it was like 7 p.m. His feet, looking at him, watching his feet in real time is startling.

It's worse than anyone to ever met actually. It's genuinely the worst feet I've ever seen. He's constantly curating. He is a curator. I really respect that. I respect curators. At the Christmas party. He says chronically.

I would say 85% of the time he was just. Chronicleing. Yeah. I was like, bro, you're gonna do that when you get home. They just take a break.

I respect chroniclers. I respect people like that because there needs to be, there needs to be logs and documents of it. There has to be. Well, speaking of logs. Oh,

let's go, let's move on to the questions. Yeah. That's a good one. That's pretty good. Remember, go to Patreon. coms and snark tank

to, you know, ask your questions. Give us, give us some of your write-ins. We'll read him on the show. Oh, we forgot to talk about that also. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.

That's probably. Yeah, they're trashed. That whole party needs that. That whole, they need to burn. They need to just be. It's, it's, it's, well, they need to be wiped away. It's bad. It's really, what is there left to say?

Why would we not? There's no, there's no more defending that. Hey, can't defend that any longer. It's like, this is actually. Hey, J-Sixers, where are you at? I know there's still, like, at least, you know, 500 of them that are alive because the rest of them, like, her jail or prison are, ready they like gone back or something yeah yeah they're they're all they found my child porn

consistently yes there was a video you saw a murder child porn some guy being like they found my child porn I don't what to do and it's like someone hit him with a car what do you mean who cares what happens to this guy jumping for the traffic I don't you're not a human to me anymore you're a beast yeah yeah yeah yeah that sucks all so many the amount of redacted I mean 100 and something 119 119 I think it was of just like complete and then more redactions on top of that obviously but like 190 full fully redacted like black square you thought the black squares on instagram were the craziest black square you were going to see these are the craziest black squares they put michael

jackson in the fucking thing and they redacted the pictures and ended up being his kids and diana ross they're trying to act like it was random see i haven't said it was oprah because he just never seen a black person before my thought diana ross was opra it's fucking insane i can't fucking believe he's so popular i genuinely don't believe i think i think i think i think i think you know I think people want to see him, you know. What do you mean? They want to see him really hard to the ground and not get up. His fans want to see him?

Yeah, I don't think so. I think they get really upset, dude. Like, I think some of them, some of the, some of the Roach-Bave people get really upset. But some of them are like, some of them are like, yeah. I was watching this black dude that does a gaming content. I wish I remember his name right now, but he made a video talking about, you know, how Grifters are ruining gaming. And it was like a 10, 12-minute video or some shit. It's probably Black Okaga, I think.

And no, it's not that. This guy, it's like, he's like a regular name. I can't remember. It doesn't matter. But he usually wears a hat, like a backwards hat or something. Anyway, he made a video, mentioned Asmond Gold. Asmengold reacted to it. And then his comments were just, I went and saw his comments.

And I was like, oh, I see who found the video. And it's just the worst shit you can imagine. Just not only race, you know, well, we know that's there. He was black. So, of course, it's going to be racist. But like all of these people, they think Asman Gold is so genuine. He's so honest and he's so the way that they were talking about him. And they were calling that guy that made the video a grifter.

They're like, you're right. I am tired of you ruining video games. Is it Keefe? Is it mighty Keefe? No, that's not it either. Because Keefe is multiple times when like you are, you're trash. You shouldn't be here. And it's like, I respect that.

It's not him. I just. That's the mighty Keefe. Shout to that guy. I don't know anything about him. Yeah, I just see him on Twitter all this. time, but I still don't go on Twitter anymore. Same with the other person you said.

I forgot you just said. Oh, Michael Cage? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, anyway, we're going to read some questions for the Christmas season. Let's redact the questions. Let's redact. All the questions have been redacted. Sorry.

Finally. We apologize. Yeah, good. But like your questions are all been redacted. This question from Black Square, ask Black Square. Yeah. That should be the thumbnail for the, like the, the, the, instead of like the episode title,

we'll have the episode title written, but then we'll have the black square over it. A little black square over it. I like that idea. You should redact only Derek's face. This episode is redacted. Oh, like, it's a picture of all of us and we're all redacted.

Oh, his name is Tony Sino. Tony Sino. I never heard of him. Loser. Loser, I've never heard of him. I've got dementia and I'm tripping. He definitely does. Victor Frankenstein's womb sickness wrote it.

says, hey guys. In episode 3.79, Sweeney points out that the creature in Frankenstein, 2025, has memories belonging to multiple people, and Chris says it makes no sense because he only has one brain. But there actually is scientific support for the impression of memory in flesh.

I don't care. No, there isn't. I don't care. Okay, sorry. The only thing I've heard about is... Sorry, Guy. Kingston doesn't care, sir. Heart transplants.

Because I think it has the second most neurons. The second most neurons. Obviously, the brain has infinite. more comparatively. Many, many, many, many, many more neurons, but the heart has a decent amount of neurons in it. Ain't no way. So some people claim to get flashes of,

like, especially in dreams, if they have heart transplants. They're like, I'm, like, this guy, he's like, what the fuck? Like, I had this, I'm like, weird, this Chinese lady is like, you know, I've been dreaming about this Chinese lady. He's like, oh, you got a Chinese lady heart.

And I was like, I don't know how true this is, but it's great. I feel like that. I feel like that is so, so. Look, I think the metaphysics has a, has some sort of truth to it. But at the same time, it's like, so what?

Shut the fuck up, go to sleep or die. I don't fucking know. It was like, you're supposed to be dead 10 minutes ago. Oh, my bad. Sorry. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I said I could. I said I could. I said I could. Oh, good save. Good save. I could. I could be dead right now.

What's easy to kill myself in this room? a pretty cool name. The top one though, you just do that guy's name a roadside piss bottle. It's good name. Roadside fist bottle rode in. It didn't say anything good? Well, I don't know. I was trying to read it.

He says, hey guys, not a question, but the continuous use of the nickel stupid bit reminded me of the actual canonical relative of it Pennywise in the lore of Stephen King's books. There's this creature in book seven of the dark tower named

Dandelow who like it feeds on Feeds off of certain human emotions before devouring its play Dandelow however feeds on laughter and compels the victims to basically laugh themselves to death Just thought it would be cool to mention that's fucking That sounds way more interesting to be honest with you Dandelole laughter and fear Like the idea of like trying to like I don't know like that's like if because I don't know horror is so like I was watching

Horror and comedy of the same thing Right but like I was watching it Welcome to Derry and I was like, I get it. Like I, all right. Yeah. Okay. Like there's going to be like it's, it's going to be a slow shot. And then there's going to be a droning sound.

And then there's going to be a stark quiet. Well, that's horror in general. And then the stark is going to be broken by a loud scare. But that's horror. No, right. But like it's just, I get. It's trite. I get it.

I'm dead. It's more interesting to see like the idea of like something like this existing in a way that's in an area that's in an area that's not scary at all. But it's still dangerous. I think it was, I think the scene would still be set in a scary sense. It is that it would be laughter cutting it. I guess. The only difference would be the emotion evicted by the like the victims. Because it would it be like a fucking, this is like a harsh cut where it's like a bunch of funny shit happening.

Someone's shitting themselves and it all of a sudden it gets eaten. And it's like, what the fuck? And that's still a fucking, a contrived scene of like of like in what is it? Like contrariness? I don't know what you're trying to say, so like you figure it out. It is contrary to the scene being presented to be like, oh, well, this movie's this moment's really funny and jovial. And then someone gets like eaten and raped, you know? It's like, oh, that is funny.

Say something funny niggins. It's me dandelow. It's being dandelow. When he's something really funny, he blows his brains out. I think it would be way better. That was the ultimate joke. I think it would be, oh, by the way, somebody emailed me a blender. What?

A blender render. I hate it. I hate that that rhymes. But like a blender render of nickel-stupid. Hey. It's better than it should be for sure. Where's it at? Let me see if I can find it real quick.

Plenty-wise versus Nichol-Stupid. Pennywise versus Nichol-Stupid. Biggard. It's a rat battle. Nichol-Lewit's like, I don't really, I'm just a decent guy. I don't really. I'm decent. I'm not racist.

I don't partake in this. Well, he's not racist. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.apus.edu.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4theplepeople.com for an office near you. Pennywise isn't racist. Butty-wise is racist. Oh, he is racist? Oh, oh, yeah. But he's only for like the means of getting things done. He doesn't believe anyone's valid, but he's like, I'll just, I'll be mean to black folk. He will be.

He's, he's, he's, he's everything. Yo. That's wild. That's good old Pennywise versus. He's blue and nice. He's blue and nice. That's very cool. It's better than it should be.

Why don't we have any nickel stupid? They could have, they could have taken it a step further. I mean, it's a blender. No, no, no, no. I think, I think the design, like, I think it's a great job, obviously. But nickel stupid should be like a menstrual show blackface guy. I mean. If they want to go full sentence.

No. It's the literal opposite of him. It's not really, though. See, I don't want it to be that because I would like to have merch of nickel stupid. Whatever. And that won't be good merch. You sure won't be good merch. I mean, it would be good for me, but then we can't sell it.

You know, like I will print it out for myself. I'll have three copies of it. The same shirt. Ridiculous. All of them. Ridic. All of them in a drawer. Tightly compressed, stupid.

Air sealed. I can't wait. to wear these. Oh my God. I wonder if they'll let me, I'm going to go back to T-Spring. I keep saying this and see if they'll print out like egregious stuff. Like I want the Mario fucking stretching his asshole.

You could probably get it. Golden image, find you. That is a gold tier image. It's such a good response when somebody, like you're making someone upset. That's a rare weapon, you know? That's like, how about this?

How about this? Speaking of rare weapon, they got me. what they got me destiny where they got me yeah your lightsaber not yet you're going you're working towards it i mean i don't know i'm just i'm playing it i'm just like damn it feels good oh it makes me so star wars and destiny is everything yeah they did do it uh i'm just playing because it just plays well but i just like it makes me so mad that destiny feels so good to play i think i'm done with destiny it upsets me yeah yeah should be i i finished sokesong recently and i'm really sad because i was on the game I was really playing.

And I'm like, damn. I got like 104% in the game. I did a lot of shit. That's crazy. A lot of the extra shit. I was like, oh, well. And then it said, go to bed. That's what it said.

It's like, brother, go to sleep enough. Lily was like, she was watching me repeat the game. She was like, this looks like it's just not fun. And I was like, it's so fun. She's like, this doesn't look fun. I don't want it. Why are you fighting so hard in this last? The last fight is so hard.

It's hilarious. I bet. It's like, this is like, I genuinely think that game is harder than Eldon Ring. Like, genuinely, like, Eldon Ring's most difficult. I think that game is more difficult. Probably. At Holland, yeah, I would imagine. I think they put that into consideration, you know?

Yeah, I think they, I think they purpose, like, did you beat the first one? Then you can play this one. Which is, I like it, but, like, that's not really good for games because, like, people need to. I'm sure a lot of people got on that game was like, oh, I like that people. my favorite creator likes a hollow night I'm gonna buy this game and they played and they were like oh I this isn't for me

oh shit I'm gonna complain yeah it's some of these games they gotta cool down like I know there's like a billion souls games are being souls likes are coming out and hopefully some of them take into consideration that they don't all need to be like

damn near impossible to beat so there's just like a variety I love difficulty in games bro I'm not playing the game I think at a certain point it's just like you don't want to collapse the industry by scaling it too high and then basically, because this is what happens on a lot of games,

especially in the stupid-ass gasha genre that I've learned, that they'll scale extremely high to hit these paywall so people pay money. But then like it'll even be too high for some of them and then a lot of the whales will leave. So you kind of have to balance it, you know, in a way that it can happen in the industry of just in regular gaming where a lot of people are like, all right, bro,

this is crazy I'm out I think I think that it's such a niche group of games that are really difficult nowadays so I feel like it's not it's not a big worry but I do understand that people that loving those games and not being a play that's gonna suck

but like I don't not many games like what's the hardest game that you've really played that's not a soul's game well Ninja Guy It's older games like old fucking older games

Even even although even like the Xbox Ninja Guines are fucking hard I think they're worse Those games suck. What? What are you talking about? The freaking the, um, the original, like, Ninja Guyton 3 and 3 for Xbox 360? Those games were fucking 360. What are you saying? Why aren't there 3 in the Jailatim games

360? No. Or did one recently, the third one recently come out? The fourth one came out recently. Wasn't there at 360? There was a 360, I think, Ninja Guyton 3 or something. But that wasn't like, it started with the original Xbox. The, uh, the 3D ones, right? Yeah. Because I played one of them at Jalen's and I was like, what is this? Good shit is what it is. It was cool, but I was like, I'm dying a lot. Also, why in Rio Hiaabuzah.

not beating up by Asian woman. What's happening? Dude, you can't make me hate the Ninja Guardian games. Those are those Ninja Guides. But the original ones are fucking hard. But the game is made me fucking scream before. Games back in the day, man.

The thing about difficulty is that like, checks. Yeah. There's no checkpoints. And the thing about it is like difficulty was made as like a... To steal money from you. It's to steal money from you.

So like without the money incentive, it's like difficulty is kind of like, I mean, I get, you could choose to do it, I guess. But it's not really the main... You're trying to. trying to get like an experience out of it. If I'm playing a game, I want to challenge.

That's it. If I want to experience. Life's a challenge enough, man. If I want an experience, I can read, I can read something, you know. Not that it's the same exact experience, but like, the interactive nature for me is I want to, I want to challenge. I want to be able to do something. Have you read House of Leaves? No.

You challenge yourself in other aspects of your life or just gaming? I mean, if I'm learning. If I'm learning something, then I'm challenging myself. But like, it's like, if I'm playing a video game, I'd like a challenge. Yeah. That is my nature. I'd like a bare minimum challenge for sure. I think there's like a, yeah, a total balance.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recover. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Challenges to where I'm like, I just don't want to sink too many hours in a video games anymore, unfortunately. You know, if you're a job, of course, that's what you're going to do. I'm not at that point yet. I'm not at that point. But I feel like when I get to that point, I'm like, well, I'm just not meant to play these

games anymore. Yeah, I'm just like, that's how my brain works about a lot of things. Like, if I age out of it, I'm like, I'm age out of it, you know? Like, this is not for me. You know, I'm not wearing fucking, if I can't wear skinny jeans anymore, I'm not going to be mad about wearing skinny jeans. Backflip. You know, it's like, well, this is just not my, I'm just, I'm out of this. Right. It's my people that are going to continue to enjoy it. And I just think there's so many, there's too many

types of games for that to be a real danger though. You know what I mean? Games being too to age out of it. I just, I don't think people age out of games. I think the age out of caring. Age out of difficult games. I'm saying. Oh yeah. To me it's like even how is it and the thing is how is it is difficult too? And that's the thing because like I still enjoy a good puzzle every now and then that's like this is really I got to really think about it. I don't want to look it up. I like well-designed puzzles. Because a lot of A lot of puzzles have been just dog shit. This is just confusing for the sake of it. That's what we're saying the same thing.

You know what I want to play? I'm not talking about puzzles for the sake of puzzles because that's just annoying. I want to play Mist. I've heard really good things about Mist. The Stephen King book? No. Oh. Yeah.

Never mind. Yeah. Stephen King missed the video. Whatever. Smitchie the Gay wrote in. Sorry. Smitzy the Gay Road in. He says,

Howdy Starf Boys. I recently discovered that Duran Duran Duranza Invisible came out in 2021 and that blew me away thinking they charted in the 80s. You know that song, right? No. It's the one that's always in the Metal Gear edits Because people think it was like Associated with Metal Gear

But it really wasn't It came out in 2021 But it's like the one that's like You can't even say My name Oh yeah Yeah It just feels like an 80s song

It does feel like a fucking It feels like it came out in the 80s I totally agree They made an 80s song Yeah But it sounds authentic Like you know like The weekend is like

Oh this is 80s vibes It's clearly not the 80s It's clearly he's not come out in the 80s. But anyway, so he says, that being said, is there any media you thought was old but it's way more recent?

Thanks, guys. It's a great, I have a great answer for this one because, and it's also like Christmas oriented. Dude, that movie, the fake movie in Home Alone, angels with filthy souls or whatever. It's not real.

I know that. But like I thought for the longest time, like into my, probably into my adulthood, that was like a real movie. I feel like everybody did. I don't remember when I, found out that it was a fake movie.

I was definitely a fucking full on adult. I think it was one of those things where I looked up like, what is that movie called? And then it's like, oh, this is a fucking a movie within the Home Alone universe. I'm like, holy shit. Yeah. But it's so like they did such a good job. It looks and sounds. In a way that doesn't feel like, oh, it's, you know how like sometimes you put like the, what is it?

They put the grain filter over something to make it look like it's old. But it's like, that's clearly a grain filter or whatever. Yeah. A lot of old acting was just like that If you watch a lot of old films That's why it seemed indistinctable From like a lot of classic stuff Like the acting style of it

And acting changed To being like not complete dog shit The weird thing is there is break out things That I feel like First of all like say comedy I feel like I Love Lucy was something That was totally different There's this

There's a mixed ways couple There's a not only that There's the style of comedy That was unlike any comedy Like anything I've seen around that time and then there's a movie that Jojo really likes. I can't remember what it's called, but it's about like these thieves or these criminals

and one of them's like disguising themselves as a woman to like infiltrate stuff or whatever and it's getting caught up with this other chick. I forgot what it is, but it's like an old fucking movie. It came out in like the late 50s or early 60s or something. And first of all, if that shit came out today, it would be like,

this is gay and trans and all this shit. And also just when I was watching it, I was like, This feels very different from like anything else that was coming. I feel like there's like beats of some people who kind of had these revolutionary ideas and different vibes. And it's kind of like, oh, when did things break out of that 80s fucking that, that vibe? Who, who did that? Yeah, it's like, I think trends lasted a little bit longer back in the day.

Now it's like they're a lot more truncated. And I think that that's what you see is that like, okay, that this show will break it. But most things are like, even if you. looked at like, if you looked at network television in like the 2000s to like the 2010s, everything was the office. You know what I mean? Like everything was trying to do

the office. Like there was a lot of them. The single cam, you know, the workplace, the staring at the camera. I feel like awkward dry bullshit. Yeah, the interview like everything. Everything was like office coded and then like, you know, things change it. I don't know exactly what changed. I think probably the internet, honestly.

I think what changed, well, there's like moments in like history you can tell when television changed. So I think one was Sopranos Huge change in how television was made after that Then it was like the wire There's another one around that terror of time Where it's like this is when people started like

Oh this television show was good Opposed it being like a sitcom Because I thought for a while there was like on a sitcoms That were like There were many dramas but they were fucking ass They were like NYPD Blue It was mostly cop dramas Yeah

But then they made sopranos in the wire Those are like the two like oh This is when like really like episodic television became good. Those are shows. And like what we're talking about are like serials. Kind of like like Monster of the Week kind of like Silver Shroud like fallout type shade where it's like, ah, who's going to be this year? What's going to be the disease that Dr. House takes on now?

No, House was another one of the house felt a little more like a sitcom. House became how how started like very stupid. It's a very formulaic, you know, kind of like it was like a monster of the week for Tell me what like bones and shit like that. Like shows like that. Bones and what was it? Lytton me. All that shit.

And then there was a... X-Files was probably a big one. X-Miles was a big one. But that was literally monster of the week. Right, but like that was a good one. That's true. You know? And then I think there's another, like, for like cartoons.

I think the first one I really like changed the way cartoons were done was like, I'm guessing X-Men. X-Men and Batman. Ain't no way. It was X-Men. I'm sorry. That became like episode, like truly episodic? I hate to burst your bow.

Or like Thundercat. It might be, Batman the animated series might be correct. Thundercats, he man, like that's when they became like, these are like, well, that's like another monster the week kind of thing. But Thundercats is another like, like, he man. He man is when it became like toys. Like shows existed to sell toys. Like it was Heeman Transformers like that era.

Like cartoons used to just sell toys. It was definitely, yeah, Transformers is a big one. It's funny. GoBots was first, which is funny. Wait, what GoBats? All of the Transformers? Yeah. What?

Gobots was in the 40s. Okay, stop. They couldn't have. If you sold them a go by the 40s, they would have blown up. I'm going to kill myself. After the lynching, I'm going to murder myself. I can't think of the person's question of like, there's so many good examples and none of them has got in. When did Batman come out?

The only one that I can think of was the home alone thing. When did Batman come out, the anime series? Like, well, like 92, 94 or something like that? Because X-Men is 94 also. Yeah, but X-Men, I'm just telling you. Like, X-Men was that. You love X-Men. A lot of people loved X-Men.

X-Men was not that. I'm gonna say... X-Men was not Batman the animated series. Batman. I think it was close. I don't think it was close at all. The audience can tell us, I guess. Like I...

You're talking about, like, say, what, like linear storytelling? Or what do you mean? Yeah. Like from point to point B. I think Batman looks better than X-Men by a fucking country mile. Because there's moments... That's not even close. Because X-Men looks good at moments

than there are moments where it's like, what the fuck is that? I think it almost always looks bad. There's moments where... I think Spider-Man looked a lot. little bit better slightly. Uh, Spider-Man looked decent.

X-Men had some moments. The X-Men in Spider-Man looked insane. 19-1990. You remember Wolverine you showed me? Bro. 1999. 2. Okay.

I remember Wolverine you showed me that bitch. I was like, why does he look like that? Dude, they look fucking terrified. They look, I can't, I don't understand what that was,

though. That's the thing that I... I think it was a different art crew. I think it was a different design crew. It had to be. You can just draw them the same or is it like IP infringement? If you draw it the same, I don't understand.

Is that the problem? The way Beast and Wolverine looked were ridiculous. Dude, fucking Gambit had regular eyes. He did, right? He looked fucking stupid as shit. Because normally he just has the black and red, yeah. It was, everything was wrong.

That show was wrong. That show was so fucking crazy, man. Yeah. I think I like X-Men because of more the characters and I like Batman. But I do think the Batman series is really awesome. Like, there's some moments in that show that are like crazy. Like when a guy walks in and sees Batman there and just looks, there's nobody.

He walks out. That's a good moment. He saved himself a major ass-women. It's a good moment. I like the guy where he's like, I can't remember the context, but he's like, oh, like, Harley Quinn like squirted on me.

Get this man. Get this girl to a hospital. Now! He says something like the Joker's girl squirted on me. That's it. That's it. Get this friend to a hospital.

Now! I'm pretty sure it's Mark... What's funny... What's funny about that to me is that, like, I'm pretty sure the guy doing the voice for the guy on the ground is Mark Hamill. So to me it sounds kind of like a tired joker. Okay. And he's like, oh, Charlie's squirted on.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way.

easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. It's so crazy to me to think that Mark Hamill was Luke Skywalker and probably one of the most prolific voice actors ever at the same time. Do you see that video on the Hollywood, on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, the, the, the, the, the stars and nobody recognizes him. Really?

Yeah. He's wearing a shirt with his own face on it. I would love to meet Mark Hamill. Well, I haven't met him. I really want to. I've met Haydenkish and freaking E. O'Ma Grego, but I haven't met Mark Hamill. That's crazy.

You're such a, you're such a young millennial. Yeah. That's a young millennial wish list for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I couldn't give a, I mean, I'm still your age, but I also didn't grow up with any of that. But yeah, but if you're like, if you're Star Wars guy.

I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I love Star Wars. You can walk into this room right now and be like, get out of here. Get the fuck out of you. I like love Star Wars.

I'd be like, holy shit. No. I want to see like, nah, I'm more of it. Hayden is a tall motherfucker. That shit caught me off. He's taller than I am.

And I was like, what the shit, dude. I didn't notice. Yeah. It's hard to notice in films. Me personally, I would love to meet a little Uzi Verth. I think it'd be interesting.

That's probably, it was a cool dude. That's probably like, egregiously possible. Like, it's probably just like, oh, go to a show and he's just going to be there all fin out and shit and whatever's happening.

He don't use like that no more, but he was back in a day, all of those young men, I'm surprised they made it because they were all just like, that's why they look older than me because like they fucking did everything. They were using drugs and shit. That's how they switched their art, man, unfortunately. They're the get back to white people. That's it.

Tyler Robinson wrote in. Oh, sweet. Finally. Thank God. Thank God. Thank you for you support Tyler. I think him on episode to be so uncomfortable because I don't know what happened. He'd come and sit down. He'd be like, what's great about that is he'd have to sit next to you. So every shot of it would be next to you.

Like we wouldn't... Thank you for having us. That's insane. We wear neckguard. Thank you so much for having us, Tyler, or coming onto the show. You don't have to wear bulletproof turtlenecks around me, guys. I didn't do it probably, actually.

I didn't do. Actually, it wasn't me allegedly. It's actually thoroughly unlikely, but whatever. Whatever. Tyler Robinson wrote in. He says related to episode 382, I'm so glad he wrote in. I've helped set up the body world's exhibit before. So this is a guy who helped it like the bodies exhibit where they showcase like the inner workings of the body or whatever, real corpses and shit.

I've helped set up the body world's exhibit before and actually asked one of the event staff the same question. This is our conversation about how much a nervous system weighs. It's about 1.5 to 2KG. Okay. all up with the brain attached. Okay. Which makes sense. It is part of it.

But 90% of it is just the brain. That makes sense. So like what is, what's 2KG in like a real? 2.2. Yeah. So it's just basically, we usually round down. We usually round down, but because that would be like 4.4. Yeah, like 4.5 pounds.

Yeah. Four and a half pounds. That's, uh, two points. That's a hefty, that's a hefty load. That's not bad. Bad. That's good. So you're actually 4.4 pounds lighter than you actually are.

I know. You're still that weight. No, because it's not. I mean, well, actually, you are, you are just 4.4 pounds and the rest of you is fucking waste. No. Yeah, because you are the, you are your nervous system, essentially. You're, you're all. Everything that moves when you move.

Oh, yeah? If I cut my nail, is it still me? Is that me? That's a piece of you. It ain't me, though. in it. Yeah, it was a piece of you. You know why it's not me? Why? It's not part of my nervous system no more.

You should mourn it. Have a funeral for your nails. We should have funerals for every single dead skin cell that flakes off. So there's a constant funeral until you die. Yes. Yes. Is that stupid or something? Yes.

Is that stupid or something? Yes, it's really dumb. It's stupid or something. Oh, my fucking. God, some of these questions are at the Game Awards, but we already got, we kind of went into that. I got really annoyed because I was trying to explain, I was trying to understand what games was.

What is it from? That's John Hamm, right? Well, in that video? Well, it is John Hamm. John Hamm has an Apple series show. Uh-huh. Where he, like, sucks or something. And he's, like, robbing people or something like that. Right. And so he's clubbing.

That's not the original song. Sure. Some fucking foreign-ass people probably from Russia At least people think that's where the TikTok trend started from Where they found this guy Who got TikTok in Russia? Either German, I think Some guy that, you know, he's one of those EDM guys

That doesn't have a huge following And then out of nowhere, whatever songs that came out like 10, 15 years ago Is now like number one That is so funny how that happens. Really? And I was like, damn, how that happened to me? Don't bring the lights off. Dude, I've seen Because I saw that clip of him like

There's a bunch of meme formats around it But it's like it's like John Ham just like closing an eyes Viving to that song And I was thinking like When I first saw it I was like What the fuck is madman? Like what the fuck is madman about? You don't watch Madman?

Well no I don't He's not a sexist white guy Well I mean you know No not I openly Yeah I've watched some madman Not a lot I've watched the episode I just don't care enough about

Your sex is vicarious black man What the fuck does that What the fuck? I'm not I don't think I'm sexes I have some much I have some moments where I say some fuck shit, but like, I think I'm sexist. I believe you. That's wild.

Both of you call me sex is interesting. I completely believe you. Look, I respect my wife. A little bit. There's a difference. I don't like women. You're a sexist. That's not true.

That's a good one. I think I don't like women. I think you're sexist. What? If you don't like women, then why are you with one? Because, unfortunately, I can't fuck every dude I meet. So I got a fucking, I got a fucking. You have, first of all, you have.

You absolutely can. You can't. You're tall and strong. That's crazy. That's crazy. You actually, actually can. Actually can.

Change my mind. You choose my mind. You change my mind. That's crazy. I can have sex with you. You're having a debate and one guy's like, well, I can fuck you right now.

And a debate gets really quiet. That's literally what would happen. So a lot of people are doing this thing where they write in and they send a link to something else. And it's usually like a link to Twitter. or a link to a YouTube video. I'm sorry.

If it has a link, I'm not going to do it. I try to do it sometimes, but it's a tedious thing on the iPad. We're not going to do it. Apologies. Yeah, I got all. I got a million. It'll end up in her freaking account

and we'll get all our monies again. So it'll be like, what a dumb bitch. Jesus Christ. Fuck you, Chris. Some it throws a brick at your house. Wait, what is this? I don't know.

I want to. Oh, no. What do we got? Is this real young young shot Colin Moriarty with a 50 with a 50 Cal sawed off That's first of all

What is that? 50 Cal sawed off What is that? That's inconsiderate Whatever I like the idea like I need a compact 50 caliber weapon I see that

off is crazy That's so fucking crazy The damage would be exemplary It would be just It would probably hurt you. Yeah. It would probably hurt you really bad. It's one handing a 50 caliber of anything.

It's insane. Yeah. I want to see it. It's like, you'd have to stand on it. You'd have to like stand on top of it and shoot it. We'll figure it out. Have you,

I told you guys about the video of the idea I had? I think this, it could have been stolen from something else, but it was a guy that had a shotgun that shot, it was an automatic shotgun and it had pegs on. You could stand on it, like a fucking bike. And you'd fly away with it because it would shoot.

What the fuck are you talking about? You ever talking about my idea? It's really stupid. It's like terrible way to introduce it as a premise, by the way. It was like when I were younger, my friends like, imagine a gun that shot chainsawes that blew up. Wow. What are you borderlands? Yeah, it was just, it was borderlands before we knew about the game.

Oh, you're visionaries. No, we were 13. We didn't know shit about it. We were just like, because you were playing gears so much. Fuck you, because you were playing gears so much. Like, imagine a gun that shot chainsaws. It was like, yeah, and it popped eventually. Imagine a grenade that blew up and it became guns that shot grenades

and those grenades exploded into fire. Is that actually in Borderlands? Isn't it actually in Borderlands? I don't know, maybe. You, whoever's manufacturing that, the bullets, like the ammunition, it's so stupid because you're just wasting time forging into a chainsaw when it's just going to explode. It's extremely stupid. Just shoot grenades.

Just be a grenade. it's like the other person's going to get all of the business because it's more efficient and then this person's going to waste all the resources like this is cool and one guy's going to buy it it that's like it's like it's like well it's the fuck it's not even going to land to hit people most of the time it's going to have to wait for it to blow up that's like it's such a useless market that's like if you had a car if you had a car that like when it crashed it fell into pieces but the pieces were designed to look like a bike exploded it's just like who came It's a waste.

There's a waste of engineering to figure this out. Or just try to make a... Trying to put it back together. It's actually a car. It's actually a car, even though it looks exactly like a bike. What the fuck? Yeah, if it falls apart, it looks like many streetwalkers. Yes.

It looks like many whores. Oh. On a, you know, what... I was trying to think of a street... Oh, flower in South Central. Yeah. Yeah. We learned about that.

Me and my homie road. We drive and go. Would you egg them? Huh? Would you egg them? And get killed by their pimps? No. Egg the pimp too.

Egg the pimp too. I don't see the thing. I don't know where the pimp is. I've never seen the pimp's. He's hiding in a clock tower. He's very close by. You know those south central clock towers, you know? I like the idea of a clock tower because they're so like infrequent, but for whatever reason they pop up in media a lot.

Yeah. Like they're not really. common. They're only common in London. I've never seen. I don't think I've actually ever seen. Common in London only, I think. Like the clock tower in um, well I guess it's like, would you consider it a clock tower the back to the future? Because it is a

it is literally a clock tower. Oh, I guess. I guess. I don't know, maybe not. Whatever. That's closest thing. We never got to this guy's question because we're so focused on 50 Cal thought off. Does hey insert insert slur insert Slur directed at Sweden and Swin only. I'm

I'm like, what? brother. I'd like to give you insight. I'd like to give you insight. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

One. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. On the Big Bang Theory spinoff universe, because there's not just Young Sheldon and George and Mandy's first marriage.

There's another spinoff called Stuart Fails the Universe, which follows Stewart, a comic book owner who is friends with the Bazinger gang. What the fuck? Who must restore reality after there ain't no way this is real. After he breaks Sheldon and Leonard's new device. There's no shot that this is. is real. What is it? This is like a

recurring character. Stuart fails. I know who the character, Stuart is. Stuart fails the universe. Oh my God, it's real. Isn't he, uh, what's his name? I thought he was, um... Oh, you gotta be kidding. Wasn't he Wheaton? Isn't he wean or no? I don't know. You mean Josh Whedon? No, it's not Josh Whedon. I can't believe this

is actually real. There's no way he would do that. He's a bitch. Well, I mean, he's got too much money. He'll let me be a recurring character on the big. Let me abuse the cast of Buffy. Let me harass this poor pregnant woman. Big Bang Theory, spin-off,

Stuart Fills, the universe headed to HBO. Oh, thank God. Man, what is going on? Whatever,

fine. Just milking it for all it's worth. Whatever. If it's made by people, fine. I just like, I'm at that point.

Although it's probably not. It's probably AI. Now it's kind of the thing, it's like, now I'm looking at my backlog of games and everything that I have that I haven't played or I'm like,

maybe I'll just play these. Yeah. Because like now I'm just like, I don't know, man, everything's going to have some bullshit. shit AI addendum to it or just like some weird

compromising fucking thing. Have you guys seen AI Sheldon? It's a sick show. AI Sheldon? Yeah. So they just actually launched it two minutes ago. Oh, cool. On Quibi?

Yeah, it's on Quibi. They actually, they're like, hey, Quibi was, it just, it didn't get a fair shot, you know, the pandemic. We're going to re-release it. AI resurrected Quibi. That's crazy. What is it about? AI Sheldon?

Yeah. Well, so this, the real show. Sheldon is really upset that this AI Sheldon knows infinitely more than Sheldon because Sheldon thinks he knows everything. And then he puts the AI Sheldon into a

Sheldon that looks like him. He says he's doing it because he just wants to look like you and I admire you Sheldon, but then he actually kills Sheldon. And then he replaces Sheldon and then he starts raping all of his friends. Oh, cool. I see. Yeah. And it's called the

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the idea is rape is more of a coarse words Listen, only trans so I can be misogynistic rodent. The wild, wild strategy. You could have got there with way fewer steps, I think. He says, hey, fellas, I'm reliciting to the podcast from beginning in between episode

and in between episode releases to compile a list of my favorite moments from COVID and onward. Yeah. My question relates to a story Chris told in episode 29 at one hour, 22 minutes, where he was dead set on flooding an apartment after the owner fucked him over but stopped 30% of the way there. I did, I too remember that. What moments in your content creation careers were you all closest to becoming a news story slash lol cow? That's probably the closest. Yeah.

Because they would have definitely found me. But I was like, I don't know, man. They, because they said to us like your priority. We're not going to, we're not going to give this to anybody until you come and make a decision. And like, I had gone home and I'd signed the paper. We're going to came back the next day. And they were like, or I called them next day. And then they were like, oh, it's been, we sold it already.

And we sold it a week ago. And I was like, well, or something like that. And I just remember being like, oh, cool. You still have an open house, though. And it's open. So I'm going to go and I'm going to turn all the fucking faucets on. I'm going to put rags in there and you're going to fuck you. That's ridiculous.

I was so sad on it, actually. I was furious. Because that was after a lot of, like searching. That was a while. That was like, I was snapped. And then Jalen was like, hey, or like you maybe. I can't remember. Somebody in the apartment was like, hey, you want to stay?

And I was like, yeah, okay. Maybe. I probably would have not done it. I probably would have gotten, like, maybe the halfway there. and I would have been like, it's hot. And they walked back. But I was furious. I was like dead set on doing.

I don't have that like, I unfortunately think way too much about like, oh man, if I do this, people I know are going to probably get involved with this and they didn't do anything wrong. And I probably shouldn't do that. I probably shouldn't bring a degree of like severe inconvenience other people. You? I try to not. I try not to. 40 minutes late to the podcast.

I was, I was, I was, I was quite literally six minutes. It's late to the podcast. We've had video calls. You guys have both been very late, and I'm just sitting there looking at my screen. Yeah, that's old. No, it was recently. I'm just there.

I'm glossed over looking at my screen not, because I'm going to stasis when no one's around. Stasis. Oh, hey, what took you guys so long? We're all at home, relaxing. It's okay to, you know, fudge the time a little bit. It's not even a big deal,

but the thing is that, like, I just, I try, I do make an effort to not make people just like genuinely have a bullshit time for no reason. Yeah, yeah. Because I, because I was raised by an old person who that is. Except when you're 40 minutes late to the pocket, except for that. I'm going to call out every time you're an inconvenience. I don't even have it in me. I don't have that.

No, I'm not going to do that. That's unnecessary. Yeah, you only have the killer instinct. That's it. I unfortunately don't. I really, I would die in wars. I'd be like, oh, maybe that little Muslim kids is not going to shoot me. Exactly.

Maybe we'll make eye contact and we'll hear like a Christmas bell. Yeah. And then we won't kill each other. And then your head explodes because a car drives through it. Maybe our human instinct will stop us from murdering one another. And then I blow up. Yeah, it's nothing more human than dropping a mine from 40 miles up. Dropping a mind is crazy.

Having a mind thrown at you. It's like, that's the opposite. I don't. That's the opposite. I'm playing New Vegas right now and it's funny how often like, how often you will do it. Throw on mine. Yeah, because you can't like sit and like, place minds, you kind of like, you toss them.

You toss them. And it's very funny because it's like, you can't really be that precise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you just kind of have to like, you just kind of have to hope it, it gets in the right place. I haven't played Fallout in a while. It's a good vibe. I just, I dig the vibe of Fallout a lot. Also, the new show's out. So, like, I'm kind of in the mood for it.

It's out already? Yeah, well, the first episode's out. I wonder how Israel is in there. What the fuck? What do you say? I'm like, I'm like, Jewish Submuitts. Fallout Israel? Jewish mutants. Jewish super mutants. Would you play a Fallout? real? Yes. I would absolutely. I gotta know how

crazy that'll be. I just, I'm curious. He's fine. He's me, Quintan Tarantino and like, he's like, he's like all, he's melted, he's melted it into his cameras or whatever. He's like, hey, find my movie. Find my movie. Go to go to the far, go to the strip and find my movie. That'd be really good and they have, you know, not BB Netanyahu. Like, yeah, you know, he's not his name. It'd be a, a, a, uh, wait, wait, a,

Oh, he's working. He's cooking. This is going to be really worth it, guys. A.A. Gate and A.A. Gate and. A.A. G.O. Wow. We really.

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promised it's radiation 3,000 years ago. Okay, we got somewhere. We got somewhere. All right. Dad's Big Hairy Weiner rode in. That's great. You say Dad's Big Harry Weiner? That's what it says.

And it's a picture of, I don't even know who that is. Dwight D. Eisenhower? Is it? I think so. Am I, I don't know. That is absolutely him. That's Eisenhower, right? I'm kind of surprised that I recognize him, to be honest with it.

I don't know that much about. but like, like, yeah, how they look. All of these, like, with the exception

of Lincoln, uh, JFK. I think, and like, I think you know more than you think. Yeah, maybe.

But if you showed me like Hoover, like I, uh, well, I genuinely, I know who it looks like. I genuinely don't think I do. I think I do.

Lyndon B. Johnson, I think I know. Yeah, I think, um, well, Johnson,

obviously. What about John? Obviously. What about Taft? I know you know, Tav. I think I would maybe guess based on how fat he is. Yeah.

Big boy. It was like, oh, that's a fat president that's tab. Yeah, so big boys. What about Woodrow Wilson? No shot. Okay. No shot I would know. Maybe. Yeah, I mean, you're just white guys.

I used to, I mean, like, they're all just like. I used to know the first 20 and then I forgot. Like, I used to like, for some reason there was like a quiz in my school that we had to learn like the first 20. Do you guys know that Garfield's like the cat, by the way, not the president? Okay. One of his cashphrases is whoever invented blank should be dragged down into the street and shot. That sounds. real. I'm not

blind. It sounds real. I'm not blind. Yeah, you are. Oh yeah? How much do you want to bet? Nothing. It's not worth it. How much do you want to bet that I'm not lying? Garfield the cat. Garfield. Told Odie, whoever invented lasagna should be beaten raped. And it's through lasagna in his face

and ran out the fucking room. Whoever invented Monday should be raped to death by AI Sheldon. People who sing like that should be drug out into the street and shot. Christmas trees should be drug out into the street and shot. Shucked.

Whoever said getting there is half the fun should be drug out in the street and shot. Shut. It's such a capital T. Yeah.

Shut. Shut. Shut. That's a real, that's a real, he's a fucking menace. He's, that's crazy that Garfield said that.

That dumb ass old cat. Fucking Jizz Arbuckle just always there getting combed on. Yeah, he's always like, oh, Garfield, that was my comb. He grabs us and he throws him himself fucking furnace.

Slams Slams Like a Like a Like a real Like a real Like the snap Like a like a like a real like toss

You know like with the flick of the wrist It's the snap When you're first snap If you throw somebody When you get the boom That's crazy It's slams and shots Dad's big hairy

Whee and stuff fellas When did the Christmas spirit Finally die inside of you I started you Oh I started with the I started with USPS during COVID in December. It gives me PTSD now.

Stay queer. I can't even imagine that, dude. When I started working. Yeah. When I started working, holidays really, genuinely died in my heart. Working retail or like food service or any kind of job where like,

that like crushes your soul. That'll do it. Because it makes the songs unbearable. It makes the, the clientele unbearable. There's something about it that kind of ruins it. For me, I was,

the Christmas is for kids, really. I've never been a Chris person really, honestly in my life because of the fact that like I just I don't know like I don't I don't like gift giving gifts but I don't really like receiving gifts and there's been a problem with me and like the moment I turned like 17 I was like I'm not going to ask my old grandma to like fucking go hunt and find and buy me gifts or cook all this food for me anymore because she's older now it's not like it's not respectful to me to expect that from her but then I started working when I

was like 18 why what what do you mean what so I started working as I started working at like 18 And working at Starbucks, particularly working at a place, like a food service place during Christmas is really bad. It's bad. It's only like four of them are open. So you have to deal with that. I worked at Wendy's my first time. And it's also the most miserable people too because people who are not with their family. Who are not with their families.

So they're out. They're getting Dunkin' Donuts on Christmas Eve, you know? And it's like. And they're just being rude. And like you'd assume because of it's being Christmas and there being some sort of innate ability to like show respect for people, but you wouldn't go there and order a shit. ton of things, but because if some of them are there for their families, they're getting way too much

stuff. So, and also like, capitalist bullshit just made me fucking fall in love with Christmas, like, very heavy because it turned into like being about gifts instead of like being kind to another. Yeah. And I just fell out of it really easily. I prefer that the whole gift thing would just be expunged from our culture. Well, good luck. I mean, I know that they'd have to expunge our culture. Yeah. It would be nice, but I know it's not going to happen. I feel like that's the kind of thing that would like, even if you expung it, it would, it would, it would

come back in some way. Eventually, that's like one of those things. The corporate ghouls would get it back in. Well, it would have to it would become that eventually but it'll it that kind of thing always comes from just like a genuine like oh I so and so would like this and then you know it comes from a genuine place and then it becomes you know what it is. I don't mind gifts throughout the year just like a random thing you think of somebody like you come across something like so and so would like this and you grab that. I think that's totally fine. I don't like it's like we're even oh, sometimes there's even

you feel like they got you more stuff and then it becomes this inadequacy I hate that whole fucking dynamic Everything about Christmas is fucking terrible It's literally a terrible fucking holiday The idea the concept is not bad Everything about the excuse is fucking horrible I like it for kids I like

I like the vibe over where we're from Yeah when it actually looks like Yeah But outside of that like I want to give The only reason I want kids Is I want to give them coal In their stockings

That'd be so cool But then he like It's really addicted to coal The problem is this right Like I think when a kid's open presents It's like one of the sweetest things ever He's eating coal And making diamonds in his tummy

Somehow Like there's so much pressure He's so stressed out It sounds like thunder I'm like jackpot man I'm like I'm rich I'm so rich now Can he do it to people

Oh, my God. I got to read this one. This is fascinating. I'm seeing keywords that are interesting. So Slayer May wrote it and he says, Hello, Game Men. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it.

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Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is insane. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan. in America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Was there ever a moment that made you completely lose respect for somebody you know personally? Recently, my brother applied to join ICE. A few weeks ago,

I overheard him on the phone talking to someone about it, and at first he was seemingly on the fence about it, but as soon as he was given a dollar amount, he was all in. I later told him that joining ICE was gayer than sucking a dick and getting fucked to the ice at the same time. By the way,

the show started when I was in high school and now I'm the same age as Chris when the show Wait, huh? That can't be, what are you saying? This show started when I was in high school Now I'm the same age as Chris was When the show started? I was like, I was like, I was like, wait a second This is becoming very stressful to read

This guy got so stressed out and he skipped many years Oh! Hope you all have a good day But yeah, like, yeah, your brother's gay as fuck. That's crazy, man. Especially if he's Hispanic, if you're Hispanic, your brother's doing that, you should actually, his brother should actually not be around anymore. Are they?

Did he say what he, I didn't hear. He's likely white. I feel like the white is able to do. I mean, I, but he's just able to clad the armor. ICE is kind of up there, I think. He's either Mexican, Hispanic, white, or. I don't think he would be Asian. Although it could be.

It's not many niggas. I know that they exist, obviously. Not many niggas. Not many, but they're strong. They're powerful. Yeah, they're their elites. They get dropped in. They're coming on rooftops and they're like,

they're the people when like the cameras are running. They're like, get, get that get, get, get, get Darius. Get Darius. Put them in the front. Yeah. Fucking ODS two shit. That'd be so cool. I mean, that would be more people to join.

I would do it just for just for that. I wouldn't even, I would join and then I would like kind of like hang back and not really doing anything. Just like, just like, I got to ride in the pods. But like, no way there's like the budget. would be crazy because they would have the pods and they would crash and they'd flatten they would flatten to die splat the orbital drop ice troopers they fucking fall explode and they melt how have I lost back I don't know that's that's kind of what it would take for me though like I think

like I'm really accepting it like I like I like a lot of flawed people but like that to me is like that's crazy like if you go out of your way to like you got a way to your to commit like genuine like objective harm to like innocent people who don't deserve, like that's kind of kidnapping. At that point, like, you're kind of cooked. I can't. There's so many things reveal about people with the fucking, you see the, you guys probably didn't watch this. The 60 minute fucking thing

that came out about like all the fuck things happen to people that have been deported to various places. Are you talking about the Seacot thing? Yeah. They pulled it. I have, I have the whole thing. Do you actually? I may try download it when you saw it? Yeah, it's fucking. Oh, it's hilarious. It is. It's so heartbreaking. It's

insane. It is crazy. Like I saw it and I started tearing up because I was like this. Yeah. You were like oh I wish I could be doing this. No, it just It just makes me understand as like oh this country is doom. Yes, it's cucks.

We have to like we're literally heading down the same path as like Nazi Germany and the way of the it's going to be a mirror and not in a reflection, not fucking opposite. Some people say it in that way, you know. It's not going to be exactly the same. It's going to be like it's going to be like the Nuremberg trials. It's going to literally,

I was just following orders. It's going to be the exact same fucking day. That's what's going to end up for sure. The fever pitch is going to get reached and it's going to have to look at our face. I was in the face in it. And then in 15 years when things are rebalancing themselves out, people are like, I wasn't like that. And it's like, yes, you were. You should be kicked out.

Now it's going to be great. Now it's going to be great though because now there's a digital footprint. Yeah. And it's just like, not. They're still going to deny it. No, they will. But it's like, hey, brother. Yeah.

I saw you. That's a guy. Never not let those people. That's why they're doing it. Don't let those people live that shit down. Like in the Bush era, a lot of people got away with shit, right? They start, they're living peacefully. A lot of people, including George Bush, a lot of people are just living their best lives.

Yeah, we can't. We can't let them back in. No way, not this time, dude. Because this is more extreme than fucking the internment camps. Because in the internment camps, they were imprisoned, but like they were just imprisoned. And that's it. They weren't being deported to other crazy. countries. They weren't getting fucking

beaten up and fucking robbed in front of their... You know, like, the way that it's happening now is in a way in something that you would never... You think Alex Jones would be having a fucking heart attack with all the shit that he would always be crying about with like, say, the police state? Like, he's made documentaries

about this very thing and now he's like, oh, I think it's all right. He's got it. They're illegal. Wait a minute. They raped my son. They raped my son, Rex. All of them. Every single one has been deported. rape my son's. It's at the point now where it's like I can't, I can't. The son looks like tissue paper, dude.

His son's done. So it looks like chewed bubble gum. My son has been raped by every single illegal migraine. My son can't saw. I'm getting raped. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently.

It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

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Go Trump. Yo, guys, it's me Charlie. Did Sweden fuck that guy wrote in? He says, you guys mentioned you guys mentioned how you didn't understand why children love Roblox nowadays. I've never played it, but I have an idea why. Okay.

This is kind of interesting, actually. I hadn't thought of it this way. To give it brief, Roblox is this generation's version of Flash games. Sure. I've seen people recreate, like, Call Duty zombies to look and act, feel like the actual thing in Roblox.

We've been seen it so far as Roblox games being re-release a standalone Steam games. Also, because it's free. Yeah, I mean, I hadn't considered the flash angle. That makes sense. Well, cool. It's even with Minecraft. Minecraft is actually the same thing, too. Yeah, but Minecraft is like a proper game.

Yeah, but, you know, like, the ability to be able to create in those games is so, like, fluid that they can make whatever they want. It's, it's, um, I've seen some pretty impressive stuff in there. Um, yeah, but I, I, like, yeah, they don't care. No. Uh, let's see. Oh, man.

One more. Good old America, man. I, this country is so fucking. It's quite cool. It's very fun. The next person takes presidency needs to go in there, tear up all this legislative bullshit, and then just dip. And they like, yeah, yeah.

I'm out. If they don't, shit's going to get weird. That's all I know. Because what happens is the next person that after them is going to probably be fucking straight up Lucifer. Well,

yeah. It's probably going to be something that comes out of a pig. The thing to me. The thing to me. I don't know. He looks kind of good and trustworthy. I like that.

He makes me feel okay for being white. I like that. It's okay to be white and racist. Oh, did you see what it was a JD vinsers? Like, you don't have to apologize for being white anymore. It's like, I don't know. I've never,

I've ever apologized. You never have to. No one's ever asked to apologize for that. Well, that's not true. People were weird about it. Not enough people. No, no real. Feeling like it was everybody.

No. No real people were asking for that. That's not a real thing. That's like saying that's like that's like. No sane person was doing it. No sane person was doing it. There were people absolutely doing it. People were doing that, but they weren't, they were.

It's like a revisionist stuff where with like, a new circus you know, like, no. Like, we don't have to pretend like. No. I agree. I agree that there are people that are doing, but there were also, there's also people that are asking,

like genuinely asking, we should, we should be able to fuck minors, you know, it's like that kind of thing. It's like, they exist, but they're not worth,

they're not, they're not a noticeable minority. No, I agree. On majority. It's a thing. You know, my pet peeve is just people say like,

this, the X, Y never have. It's like, well, no, let's be real. It's just real, but it's just not,

it's not real enough for you to go up and say, like, it shouldn't be anywhere. We don't got to do it no more as if you ever had to. Exactly. You know, that's the entire strategy, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the whitespers that have been underground and that have risen up and victimize themselves and be like, this has been happening to was. We, we allowed, we allowed it to happen because of the fact that we didn't have the proper people doing, dealing with the discourse. Yeah.

We let, we let, we let corporations. Yeah. Yeah. You have MTV. Step in front and do things. Instead of being like a person. I'm like, no, I should understand this. It's not, it's not, it's, I'm not mad at you for being white.

I'm mad at you for being white. for not acknowledging that being white, there are differences. That's it. Yeah, sure. And it's like, no. I just saw that video that I responded to or whatever. It was MTV right around New Year's or just before it.

It was 2016 things. I can remember. White people ruined in 2016. And I'm like, guys, in a not MTV news thing that was like some obscure channel, who gives this shit? Right. You know, because there is actually. I saw when people were starting to run out of that type of content to make fun of,

they were scraping the bottom of the barrel of things that have existed for a long time. And I was like, who fucking cares? It's not like this is nowhere near my radar. It's always perfect. It's all the fucking, all the putting in the pride fags and things, but are not actually standing for the problem. Yeah.

What's going to get the most attention? Yeah. It's so fucking. It's, it's really insane. It bothers me. It's like, this is like these things are worth caring about and talking about.

But what happened is that you want money more than you want. to change things. So you fucked it. You fucked it. They've killed people effectively. They have led to people losing their lives and losing their ability to exist. And it's like, it's like, oh my God, it wasn't this awesome trend. Oh, let's get this dumb black bitch to come up here and say shit about things to

and fucking understand. And it's like, you are. Post your black square. And it's like, this is so fucking. Yeah, black square shit was funny. I remember that being like, whoa. Like, what are you doing? Yeah.

Because I know you. I love the preaching. I know you don't give a shit. I love the. preaching. I hate the fake, the fake, the faux activism. Yeah. It became so, and unfortunately, it became cool or like to, to, to, to present

the image of like you were doing more than you were. Oh, yeah. And that's why we were always so, that's why we were always so outside of it, because we're the outperview, because we were like, we care about this stuff. We're going to make fuck jokes, though, because their jokes are funny. But we can't. We also know if Black Square doesn't fucking do nothing. Yeah, and the jokes don't impede

on my, I believe. Actual and, and the activism and the donations and stuff that I've done, I don't through different organizations. It's insane, dude. I don't talk about it at all. I donate a decent amount every single month because it's important. It's not anything to, but it's like.

It always feels stupid to mention it because it feels like you're gloating. Even if you're not, you're just using it as a talking point. Really upset because I got them a fucking cow and I want a cow so bad. What do you mean? What do you call? The thing I don't need to. You bought a cow? I bought a cow for a family.

I bought a cow and like pasturing. What are you saying? What do you mean? The thing I don't, because I would love to have cats. You could donate a cow to someone? I'm like animals. You don't, you're not going to take care of a cow.

I understand. I can't take care of a cow. I understand what you're saying. I would. I could. I don't think I could. I love animals. I want a fucking owl.

I want an otter. I want, but I'm not going to fuck with you. Yeah. I could not have a cow. I don't have the space. For them to have a. Yeah.

remotely, clearly. Decent life. I don't have a space. Yeah. I lo can you only want a camel. Low can you. That sounded like a, like a you.

Yeah, like a stroke? Yeah. Like a stroke? Yeah. I want a camel too, though. They're fucking cool. I read low,

genuinely here. I want a shaggy. Will somebody change it to low Kirkkenually? Low Kerkianly. I want a little shaggy cow, little furry ones, a little shaggy cow. They're so cute.

I just bump, first one. Last one because it's Christmas oriented and we'll get the fuck into the credits. I got it. Shooting liquid venom out of my naked solid snake

rodin. He says, hello black sand. and his gay little elves. It's Christmas time, so I was wondering what games you like to play around this time of year that you generally associate with the season.

Personally, every November and December, I always have the urge to get back into Skyrim. That's me too, honestly, like it is. I do you say that. It is... Skyrim is any time in the year, all the time people want to fucking play Skyrim. If people don't play Skyrim,

because they did too much Skyrim playing when they played Skyrim. That's true. That is true. You just covered everything. Literally, that's... I want to play Skyrim all the time, I have, I can't.

I can't. I've spent too much time in it. Yeah, I actually haven't seen much. Like, I've played Skyrim a lot, but like not to the completion level that a lot of people have. So I know there's a lot there for me. But to get to there, to get to those places that I haven't seen, I do have to go through the places that I have seen already. And so that kind of like gets in the way of it. Yeah.

But I have that urge right now, but I'm replacing it by like going through New Vegas because I've actually never been through the entirety of New Vegas. Or really any segment of it because it keeps crashing. For me, it crashed for me for a year. Like Sirepunk and Skyrimor 2 games, I get allured to the most. And BG3. BG3, I'm like, I've closed that game. I'm not playing it ever again anymore. I'm done.

I appreciate what it has done for me. I have to close that book. Cyra Punk, I think I'm done as well too because I did all the fucking stupid gang shit. And I was like, all right. It just turned into me slaughtering people in the street. Yeah. And it's like, it's like, all right. Enough's enough.

Isn't that funny how like there's like, there's like, there's certain games like that where like you care, you're really invested in like all the, you know, all the decisions you've made. And then you like maybe take a break for like three months And you come back and you're like You just kill you you you don't care I forgot what you did Every time someone like the little thing pops up

And I know someone's looking at me I'm like who the fuck are you looking at And I just cut them up cut them open Dude I'm playing New Vegas right now And like I think like 50% Maybe 70% of the factions are angry with me Oh yeah Keep causing problems

I'm not trying I'm really I'm really I'm trying I earnestly I'm trying to make through the game As non-violently as possible Bastied But like I'll make a deal I'll make a deal with something It's like I'll go into like this

cave or this like this underground facility he'll be like hey what do you need it's like I need this from this room over there he's like all right I'll let my guys know to not kill you and then I walk out and they attack me anyway so I defend myself and then I go get the thing and I come back and you've been killing my guys I was like well what okay I'll do what you want I guess and kill you

but I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying I remember in Fallout 4 I particularly killed the railroad because I was like you guys are trying to be freed like slaves aren't you? Are you serious? It's crazy. That's crazy. That's actually insane. Me and Kevin are getting killed.

Fucking these robots are people, nah. I should play robots. They're robots. What do you mean? They're not people. Did you play Far Harbor? Yeah.

I never played Far Harbor. It was really good. It's pretty good. I should do that instead of replaying shit that I've played before. I like all the DLCs actually. They're very, very good. I just got too strong eventually. At a certain point you did.

I got like the freaking stupid ass pistol, the nine millimeter you get, but I got the fucking mighty. the mighty crazy one that's just like I shoot people and they pop yeah and I got that early in the game too and I was like oh I got a revolver right now in New Vegas that's really stupid that's like it does you know it's about time to kill Kellogg again I think it's about time it's about time to go I got it's pretty quickly too you can get to Kellogg like mega quick I stay on uh you get you get baby

nukes immediately yeah infinite ammo it's paste last they just paste really weird like you get like power armor immediately you do get it very You kind of have to just be like, you have to kind of set your own parameters for like, I'm just not going to use this even though it's right there. You get power up in the beginning because of the fight. You got to fight that fucking stupid ass death claw. That fucking, I fucking mini-nuked his ass. I hate, I hate, there's one part where you go to the place with the Dunwich Horrors from the fucking museum. And there's a death claw in the basement.

It's like, nigger, how did you get down here? How did you fall down in here? He grew up in there. That death clock grew up in a In a fucking cage With a box of scraps Hey you gotta do what you got to do I hate the fucking array

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I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I want to ask you something. You see the Avengers Doomsday teaser? I know what happens in it. It's really fucking bad.

Really terrible. They did that. Super disrespectful to Anthony Mackey. Super disrespectful to him, actually. I have no idea where you're going. So there's a teaser. You care? I mean,

I've been done with that. Spoiler alert for anyone who's here. If you care, if you care of, if you care about this, you probably just stop listening about it. It's a teaser trailer though, so like you're gonna,

you're gonna see it. They bring back, they bring back Chris Evans with his son. He has a kid. Yeah. He's got a baby. A baby son.

He's got a baby. And it's Chris Evans coming back to be Captain America because like, because he has a baby? I don't know. Well, no, so you know he's in the future.

But he's in the future? Yeah. Well, past. technically, He's in the past. He's in the past. He's in the past. So he has a kid with Peggy.

Uh-huh. And they talk about, and it's, it kind of harkens back to some of the moments in the movie, but it's like, you made Anthony Mackey Captain America. You gave him so many reshoots and redoings of his movies and his show. And then you're just going to throw him out and make Captain America,

Captain America again is so disrespectful. So this very pretty talented actor. Well, look. He doesn't, he didn't work well, but it's not, it's not.

He's a very, small mouth. It's all I know. It's not his fault. It's not his fault. It's, it's the best. He's been Captain America.

And I was like, damn. The hell, man? Welcome to the Avengers. It's really, I don't like, suck off off of Uncle Sam

with those lips, man. Yeah, man. It really bothers me that they break your jaw like because I was just like, that's crazy.

No, yeah, it's really boring. It's so it's so, yeah, because they, it's just money. They need money.

Because they bring it back Robert Dutty Jr. as fucking Dr. Doom. And then they're just bringing it. Chris Evans is back as Captain America, actually. Did they already justify that? Like, why that's happening? Whatever. They're bringing him back? Why,

why R.J's being Dr. Doom? He just wants to be back. I'm sure he wants to be back, but how are they going to write it into that? What happened is that they're hemorrhaging money. And they're like, hey, we need something.

It's over. We're averaging money. So let's get the most expensive actor possible. They don't make it back. They'll make it back with him. Maybe. I don't know if I give a shit. It's overdue.

You don't give a shit. We're not the majority of people, man. I watched all those movies. Even I don't care. And I'm a Marvel fan. Well, but the problem is that I, the problem is this, right?

I'm not the, but I don't care for principle. There's a lot of people are like, oh, I'm just going to consume. Kingston, I don't believe for a second that you're not going to see that movie.

I, it's over, Doug. I haven't watched the last two of them. What is the last two? I didn't watch. So I watched no. I watched Thunderbolts, but I didn't watch, I didn't watch, I didn't watch, um, that was a couple years ago.

I didn't watch Fantastic Four? Did you watch Fantastic Four? Well, that's the most recent one. Is it? I thought Thunderbolt's more recent. I could be wrong. No, Thunderbolts was early and then, and then it was Fantastic Four in the summer because Fantastic Four was next to Superman.

I remember that. It was like a week or two apart. Yeah. That's true. But I just don't, I don't, I'm going to see it because of the fact that it's like, it's a cultural thing, but like, I think the master's true people are going to see it. That's what it is. Yeah, maybe.

I don't know. I just, I look, I look, that I'm just like brother like just end it or just reset it's done yeah they do need a reboot I think resetting it would be would be I think Disney has a really hard problem resetting stuff because of the fact that if they don't reset

this but they leave the fucking Star Wars the way it is that'd be preposterous to be that'd be fucking insane you gotta do it man I was in I was in a discord I was in a discord about where I play Star Wars the card game and obviously a lot of

Star Wars fans are part of it and one guy got a tattoo of the... Imagine if it wasn't the case. That'd be crazy. They all hate Star Wars. There's no Star Wars fans in that. It is like the card game. It happens a lot of times, I think.

They just like a card game, but they hate the universe. But like one guy got the tattoo of, I got a tattoo of Ray and Kylo. And I was like, I was like, look, bud. You're gay. I respect your choice. I don't. You could have got. I respect the fact that you have a choice.

Sure. Why them? They suck so bad. Yeah. They suck so bad. More More I think I think

Kylo had potential To be a cool character I think Kyle It depends to be a Adam Driver is a good actor And could have played a good Character in Kylo Wren But that's just not how it worked out

They were like just I think Kyle has a character But I think his character Does it make sense Unfortunately I mean It just I try to tie

They do these things Where they just try to tie things together When they don't need to be Like it makes the universe Feel so small It does Like, why is everybody related? Yeah.

Oh, this is my biggest take. Just have new people. My grandpa is Sith. It would be like if you found out George Bush was Hitler's uncle who was like. That'd be interesting. That's crazy. That's absolutely interesting. Or like, all the reverse, I mean.

I know what you mean. Like, they're just like, oh, they're directly connected. And like, so-and-so son is like, oh, and Oprah Winfrey's related to the ex. Oh, Jeffrey Epstein's related to Donald Trump and Donald Trump's related to Bill Clinton. It'd be ridiculous. Yeah. That's what Star Wars. feels like.

It's interesting, but I don't think it doesn't need. It doesn't need this. I made the snow clones. That is the most egregious part. That is the most egregious part. I'm back and Snoke is just the irrelevant clone and I have a bunch of them

because I come them out all the time. I have so many snokes. It's crazy. It's crazy. This would be the biggest thing for me. I would have loved you to be a real line. It would have been better. I would have been at least like,

what was that? It would have been. contemporary. This is my thing. If they did Star Wars, right, if they did the sequel trilogy, but it was like 100 years later, Luke Leah Han dead. All dead. Gone. They're all gone. There is a Skywalker that exists, but they're a politician. They are not out in the field doing shit. They are actually a good politician. Maybe we see Chewbacca. That's it. But no Millennium Falcon, no, like none of that stuff. It could be mentioned. Lubbock should be there either.

Too back. Maybe the robots can be there. This guy's fucking crazy, Chewy. What the fuck This knick is out of his fucking mind. Whoa, they say that here. Chebock turns around. He's like, don't call me that. Don't call me that. I've learned how to speak. Don't call me that.

He looks. He's got a black man. He's got human lips. He's got human lips. Don't do that, bro. That's fucked up. But I think that would have been. This is my friend.

He's chewish. He's chewish. I think that would have been cool. What, maybe the joints. Does that exist? Stop, stop, stop. You know what I feel like that is? I don't know if that might be space balls.

That might be, yeah. I don't know for sure, but that's, if I was, if I were Mel Brooks and Chewbacca was sitting there, I would be like, what are we going to, are we not going to call him? There's so. Are we not going to say he's Jewish? I got to watch baseballs again because now there's something. There's a second word coming in six years. Oh, that's right. There's another one.

He's going to be dead. He's going to be. He is dead. I mean, he looks dead. He's going to be an AI. He's going to be like, it's going to be AI. Mel Brooks I forgot his name somehow

It's gonna be like the fucking emperor of the universe Somehow I'm back To direct space balls too But I don't know man I think I think I think they could have done a lot of good stuff with that series I think there's good kinds of like As much as I really don't like Rises of Asa My pro is Jerry Charlie Cook

I don't like the last Jedi at all We are Charlie Stop stop I want to say my idea You're confusing me We carry the flame I think the last Jedi for that gospel There is

Dave I hate this I hate this Oh fuck Bring it in Stop It's my mind Just

Cooking him Proof me wrong Prove me wrong That's crazy Dark Charlie Kirk Vader Oh God, Merry Christmas, everybody. We're going to read the credits.

We're going to read the credits. A bunch of appreciated. Oh, God. We'll see you soon. I think Star Wars. I'll have a solo episode going over the break as well. But we'll be recording.

We'll see. Let me finish my statement. I think if they went to the full send with the concept of the last Jedi, where there was no Skywalker's and Ray was nobody. It would have been really cool. I think the

concept of that idea is really, really cool, but I think the problem is that them trying to go forward and back. Included gang violence. Are we talking about rebel violence? Boom! Blow his shit blown out.

His whistle. Oh. I'm Ray Kirk Walker. We're getting crazy. We're getting. We're getting. God, I really. I just bump to perky.

All right, what do we? We're going to read the names now. Let's do it. Why would he become a city? Remember, these are our 20. His grandfather failed. His grandfather failed at it. His grandfather was like, oh, I was wrong in the end.

I was really wrong in the end. You know what's crazy about that? I'm going to become a bad guy now. And it's like, you are so fucking stupid. You know what's really crazy about that entire trilogy is that like it has the same problem that Halo has. If they see something and like people don't, people aren't 100% on board with it, they just abandon it and they do something.

Oh yeah, 100%. They could like, it would have been. find if they just stuck with what they were doing from the beginning. Like the, like, whatever the, what was the first one? Force Awakens? Where it's like, if they were just going the route of like, okay, because they were clearly going, at least

initially, like the route of, uh, you know, Finn being the guy. And there's like, that would have been cool. I would have been down. And then they were like, hmm, no, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to fuck everything. I want to do all these weird shit. And they're like, okay, now Luke sucks. And it's like, okay. But if you're going to make Luke suck, make suck. I actually don't

hate that. Like, I kind of like Luke sucking. I don't like loose sucking. Look, I don't like the idea of the... But then they were just like... Actually, I was just kidding. I was just joking about him. For 30 years, he was gone and not doing anything, but now he was to fight again. I was just... I was just... I was low-keyed just

fucking fucking around. I was actually pretending to be fucking lame and stupid. Yeah. I'm actually cool now. JK. It's like... I try to kill a kid. I try to murder a kid. I think... Oops. I think... I think there's...

It was a joke. It was... There's concepts that work there But I think he becomes like a Tasmania Demi guy He starts spinning And in darkness starts coming out of him And then it goes away a little bit That's P. Mark Hamel

That fucking Joker laugh Oh yeah So much of it is fucking weird man I don't like the way it begins I don't like that we see Fucking Han Solo immediately in the fucking movie I don't like You know I'll give it

I'll give the sequel trilogy this Him Catching the Bolt was cool I'll give that that was dope Success starts with your drive An American Public University is here to fuel it With affordable tuition And over 200 flexible online programs APU helps you gain the skills and confidence

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. Each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. It's over, it's a little O.P. But, like, I'll give it to him. I mean, they pretty much just like that already. Yeah. They smack them back at people. But seeing it is cool.

Which is effectively the same thing as like stopping it. Seeing it is cool, though, is what I'm saying. It was like, it was like, it was a cool video. And that was like, oh, this is going to be good. And then, oops. No, I, the moment I saw, I was like, he looks like Vader but stupid. Remember when I was like, oh, this is dumb? Remember when Kylo looks over at Finn in the opening?

Yeah. And that meant absolutely nothing. Yeah. It was like, like, oh, he's sensing that he's, Clearly was supposed to be like That was the first draft Of the movie Because I remember

Because I was like Oh this is interesting So now all I made was like Oh that guy's hot And then he just kept walking Wait woman Let's do a woman Do you know what's crazy

Is like Do you see that they like Pulled the Holes movie Or the gender Revealed gender swapped holes movie That's happening? Well it's not anymore Because somebody presumably

Finally said the words out loud What You're like Let's do gender swapped holes Lady holes Oh Oh It just bothered

I don't know man That movie Frant just makes me so upset Because I was gonna dig holes Breaking Ale and cry Oh Whoa It was this

I don't know man I could I feel like What her name be Wouldn't have to change the name Can be Stanley Yelnats It'd be Lisa assail

Pussy It'd be pussy Bleeding every month asshole That's so stupid Something fucking lame and stupid I'd love to rewrite Star Wars Pussy Yissup That's crazy

All right let's fucking go That's fantastic How about board now actually Yeah we want the gender swapped holes Lady holes Bitches holes Bitches holes All right let's go

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Actually say it It's Christmas, they know Say it It's Christmas, welcome to Christmas Don't give you money No, There you go We're gonna read the days now

I'm coming down Oh actually I should be Christmas tomorrow What? I saw it because tomorrow But tomorrow's October Are you stupid or done? Wait,

What's tomorrow? 24th? Yeah, we do the notice Winners Oh yeah You guys, you guys are They're so Mexican They're Mexican

He's assimilated He's done You're fully Duh Yeah, I'm surprised you don't show up in a fucking sombrero. When I spoke a sorter a sombrero under your head. When I spoke Spanish to New York, they were like, what the fuck are you saying? Huh?

When I spoke Spanish, they're like, what the fuck are you saying? They were like, hmm. You smell like you're not for America. And I was like, oh, okay, whoa. Can I sew a poncho into your skin? Let's not. Can I, can I? It's like the movie, it's like the movie, the movie Tusk.

Oh. But it's like, it's just like somebody, somebody catch your kicks. He's making him a Mexican. So what would be called instead of Tusk? You're making some Mexican instead. Bean. Beamed. I hate that you said at the same time as me, too.

I'm going to call Kevin Smith right now. Yeah, I got an idea. Kevin, I got a great idea. But you got to go method, though. We got to go method and we got to go hard. We can't be compromised in this vision at all. I want to do bean. It's a bean.

No Justin Long, Frankie Munez this time. Yes. Yeah. Yes. The iconic Frankie Munez is. Sauter to the fucking dog. He's just crying. But it ends the same where he has to fight another walrus.

So he's got a sod on fucking hat. He's got a sauntered on hat. He's got like a poncho soda to his skin. He's got like Maracas for hands maybe. All Moroccans really Mexican? I feel like they're not Mexican at all. No, not really. I'm sure they're Spanish.

They're vaguely Spanish. They accommodated them. But it is a part of the Spanish. Spanish culture now. Really? Yeah. I've never, I've never.

Not Mexican. I, it's probably Spanish. Yeah. Well, the Maracas. I feel like I've never, I mean, I've never seen his spanish people

use Maracas in my life. They're not called like Schingles. You know, that's like we know it's not, we know where it's not from. Yeah. That's true. Well,

Mariachi's from fucking, what you call it? Mariachi, I think is from Germany. I think the basis of it is German, which is crazy. Well, a lot of that.

You listen to Nortennial music in Mexico. Particularly North Daniel music. It's, And I was like, you can, this is the white. They're using, it's poca shit, literally. It is it. Yeah, it's like a fucking clown in the rug run of what is coming. What are they called the folkloricas?

The folkloricas is like, that's German straight up. Like that looks like German shit. Now, where were we? Okay, so the Mexican is fighting the war. Yeah, he's got like, he wakes up and he was like, yeah, he's got to fight. He's got to fight a walrus to the death. Yeah, so we, Justin Long will wear prizes rule. He'll be the walrus.

He's the same walrus. Do you think it's hard to kill a walrus? I mean, aren't they big? Yeah, so what? I don't think they're mobile. I think it wouldn't be hard to kill them, but they would be like, it wouldn't be... Do I have a gun? Yeah, like, what are we doing?

Like with our bare hands? It wouldn't be easy to kill one, but it wouldn't be, like, super difficult because I feel like, oh, you have to do is just get like... Are you talking about, like, like, bare hand fighting a wars? No, you can't... Killing it. You just have to kill it. Okay. But not, you don't have a gun, but you have to kill it somehow.

I think it would be hard. I think it would be hard, but not because it would be dangerous to you. I think it would be dangerous, but I feel like if it just... So I just- Because I feel like Because I feel like they could still Drop a piano on it Yeah

You pick a piano on it Yeah Everybody's like what I wasn't thinking about I was thinking about I was thinking about it That's very standard human It's very standard human

No but uh Do you know what Do you know what piano is? Yeah He's thinking of a keyboard Yeah he's thinking of a keyboard Yeah I'm thinking of an organ

I'm thinking of something I'm thinking of something It's like Burr You're thinking of that fucking Charlie Brown piano that the kid plays. Wait, is that the different one? I feel like that's still really heavy, though. It's not, I guarantee you.

I feel like it's still heavier. That little one? It's a Cassio fucking piano damn near. It's like. I think that is Linus. Let me see. Linus. Let me see if that's him.

Linus and his little tech tips. No, Linus is the one with the security blanket. Doesn't he play piano? No, it's not no. No. I don't know who, let me see who's the one that plays piano. I don't know anything about.

The only thing I think piano and Charlie Brown. The only thing I know about Charlie Brown is that like every time I hear Charlie Brown music. Schroeder. That ain't fucking real. His portfolio is crazy. His portfolio is crazy. He knows everybody. Every time I think about Charlie Brown.

I think about Charlie Brown. I hear. No. Charlie Brown was shot. Good grief. Good grief. Good grief changed my mom. Good grief.

Bro, that is insane. That's good stuff. God, Christ. He gets shy and Snoopy sits up on the fucking house. He's like, what the fuck? He's like, what the fuck? Snoopy's on the top of the house. Snoopy's on the top of the house with a gun.

Oh, that would actually make sense. It makes sense. He finally got it. Counting or not counting holidays. Boom. Bam. Blown. Thunder to the neck.

I forgot what I was even fucking saying. Whatever. Fucking Woodstock. It don't matter. Let's go. Woodstock went through his neck, dude. Woodstock was the drone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Flying above. Oh, man. Let's get the fuck out of here, please. Shout America, man. Oh, I was saying, that's one thing I said, every time I hear Charlie Brown music or see Charlie Brown, I think about, do you remember when that, that, uh,

with Good Morning America with Al Roker when they, they dress as the peanuts? Oh, yeah, yeah. And they had those like disturbing fucking fake ears. Yeah, and it was not pleasant at all. No, it was, every time I, Think about Charlie Brown, that's the first. I think of Al Roker all fucked up.

Is it not working the black guy? Yeah, Stinson. Al Roker's the black guy. You know him. You know him personally. He was on Seinfeld as himself. He was a weatherman famous. Famous anchor.

He the most famous? Well, was he Weatherman? Actually, maybe not. I don't know. I thought he was. I thought he said about travel. I remember him in traffic. Like, I'm Roker, the weather.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Was he? Yeah, yeah, dude. Dude, Woodstock is fucking terrified. I actually forgot about Woodstock. I blocked that out. But, like, Al Roker's black Charlie Brown with this fucking disgusting ears.

It's so fucking gross. Do yourself a favor at home. Look up Al Roker, Charlie Brown, or is it Good Morning America? I put in GMA. Oh, Good Morning America, Charlie Brown. Yeah, I wasn't sure if that was the name of the show. Yeah.

Dude, that's like a fucking. an elginerig character that you would fight. That's earnestly scary. Oh, man. The fake ears. It looks vaguely Digimon. That's a bad Digimon. Yeah.

It's one I won't use. The fucking demon mon or something. Fucking piss mon. Fucking ugly mon. Let's read the names. So count me down. Three, two, one. These are the names of our $25 enough patrons.

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Is that he do this homie? That's maybe. I really don't want to get roped into an investigation of like if you're planning on something and like you're doing this like a cheeky fucking like threat like please don't please don't involve me and you're I can't I don't have to think anyone that would do that cares about you asking them not to involve them Chris I thought I do my due diligence. We're going to do it harder now. True.

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the Hasidic clown honking his bright red Yamaca. Bennywise is insane. That's crazy. That's pretty good. It would still be Pennywise, though.

Probably. It'd be Penny Want. Penny Watt is so stupid. I'm so sorry. That's not funny. I try to stay with it to medic jokes, actually. Penny Wants pretty good. That's a great one.

That's absolute fire. It's also really because it's- Penny Wants not bad. There's so many, dude. It's like overwhelming how much of them is on Instagram. To the point that I like, even, even disregard. Like, I try to get them out of my feet and they come back. I'm like, this is crazy.

It's got a life of its own. Pinyuan's not going to be on Instagram. That's for sure. Put those anime titties away. Japan sided with Germany. Malik Berry. True. Chris dad,

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I would be so mad, I'd have to just walk out. I'd be like, I'd also never see me again. I would, I would be like, after pissing all over someone, I would be like, I'm God.

That's the finale. Never show my face. Young Colin killing Einstein instead of Dr. Wiley. They do look fucking similar. I do get it. Whoops.

In case of mistaken identity. I didn't mean to. I'm just calling to. I'm just a child calling. It's just me, child Colin. I'm just child Colin.

I'm just out here playing Mega Man killing wrong people all and over. Do you think you ever in your life referred to yourself as child Kingston? Yeah, you think so? Yeah. Definitely not in the moment.

That's great. No, but when you were a kid, you think it's like, this is me, Child Kingston. I'm child myself. Not I'm myself.

Right. Because Child Kingston doesn't matter because you're currently it. I'm just saying it's forward thinking to know. I'm a child. It's me. Child me. I'm Youngston.

It's me, young Kingston. The dead spider. Hank here, hark, hear the balls, sweet silver balls all seem to say ding, dong, I'm gay. That's better than I thought it would be. I got to be honest with you. Young Colin robbing 7-Eleven. What? Young Colin robbing 7-Eleven Colin for Pepsi cans to make a Mega Man suit.

running out into the street to commit suicide by cop Colin. I don't know. Too many Collins in there. I don't know what you're referring to. Hey, you got a dick in my ass. You got ass on my dick. I'm officer gay. What seems to be the problem here.

That's crazy. That's crazy. I want to say that for Derek. I want to read that for Derek. Derek's going to appreciate that. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Clamule Esquire the 3rd.

I'm a beyond. honest with you. I really like trans porn. God bless. Yeah, go for you, man. That baby William Afton deep fried. Is that Five Nights of Freddy's? I think so. That sounds like Five Nights of Freddy's. Which, by the way, bothers me that I know what Five Nights of Freddy sounds like.

I'm going to the president with a mortar. Re-sub to the Patreon for a long time for the entire podcast to go into hibernation for winter, avoiding reading my dumb names. We got them. We got them. Don't you worry. I am sick and in a fuckload of pain My immune system is fading away Breathing hurts And I'm deaf in one ear I highly doubt I

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There was a name I wanted to read. Homo like me. There was a name I wanted to read for you because I thought you'd appreciate it. Hey, you got dick in my ass. You got ass on my dick. I'm officer gay. What seems to be the problem here? Bravo.

That's good. It's bad. It's bad, but you did better than that good. I respect to that. The R-Beter Tank Hankerous. Nice. It's pretty good. They were using a black highlighter on the.

files. No way. I mean, damn near. They used Adobe. So like, a lot of people are going in there and just unredacting it. That is. That's good stuff. Which sounds to me like both either incompetence or somebody in the administration, like, the fuck are we doing? Oh, you know what I mean? Like, fuck this. Like, what do you? Yeah, I'll redact it.

Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Although that's giving them too much credit. Maybe. Yeah, I really go. The Occam's razor is to justice. You would just have to hope though, right? Like, there are people there who are just like, you know, like, We learned how, like, in the Hitler, like, when Hitler was in power, there were so many people behind the scenes, like, trying to kill him and, like, just trying to, like, like, trying. Yeah. But they were ultimately just too afraid of just, like, you know, dying themselves. You got to hope that, like, at least there's a handful of people up in there, like, care, at least on some level.

If they tried, like, a Valkyrie, it would easily succeed, though, like, in this administration. Oh, yeah. It feels like he would just walk in and, like. Well, they might send you to Seacot. You know? They got a Seacot up there. up their sleeve. Which is crazy.

More people don't care about that, but like, all right. They don't care. They have fucking souls, man. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well. Do the genie give the Blumkin asking for a friend? It's spelled friend with no eye, by the way.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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That's a real song, like a soft rock song? Yeah. I had no idea. I mean, I figured it was a sample. The original version of it? Yeah. The original version of, uh, it's kind of like, uh, what, the Brian Adams, uh, you know the, the song Heaven. Uh, girl, you're all that I want.

Yeah. Or when you're lying here in my arms. And then I think DJ Sammy did a remix of it. Um, so, baby, you're all that I want. Oh, really? Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. That song is such, I hate how much that song reminds me to be a kid. That song is like ingrained into my young brain.

Yeah, like this is the original. It's like Very different. It's like very funky. It's a great It's a stellar hook though. I kind of like that. It's not bad.

It's pretty good actually. That's probably one of the best hooks I've ever heard actually. Who's that by them? Whore? Who's that by? Hore? Maggie Riley.

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That sounds more like a close. a fucking like a Marley brother something. Yeah it's like a, it's like a receptionist or something. Like Maggie Riley's a receptionist for somebody who's succeeding. Respectfully. You take their phone calls. Respectfully. I mean, that's a banger song. Round-eyed Asian truly wishing Kingston well.

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he's playing but he's also pulling it so it's as taught as if it's not broken he's fucking playing it he's going as hard as he's crying but he's fucking he's playing all the sounds too on a not electric guitar either it's not plugged into anything

there's nothing just will Emilio, the chosen one, Pooping... You hear the drums and everything. Who is this? This? Oh, I'm sorry. What the fuck?

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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nice That's a good pickup line. That would work. Retired it all by yourself, beautiful? Are you often? Are you in danger? Do you want to be? Do you often look this stupid?

That would work on people, which is wild. It would work on some people. It would work on more people than it should. I've seen some hoes get insulted, and that leads to a conversation. It works. It works. Why does your pussy reek so bad? I am Jared.

Yeah, I am Jared. Not Fogel. I'm not a little. Ravis, I swear. Smell that fish filet from across the room. Hi, I'm Jared. What? What?

I'm saying your pussy smells. You're hot. That's why I approach you. Yeah, that's why I approach you. It's crazy. It's drew me over. I love tilapia. I feel like a bear right now, you know.

I don't feel like a bear. Roar. You know, I'll be the bear and you'll be, salmon. I'll be the bear and you'll be Bernie Sanders wearing a sandwich. Thunder clapping, Sweetie's asshole, Meek Mill style. I keep meaning to post that clip.

I gotta go back. It's so good. Steamed hams. Yeah, I've been trying to, I got Adobe premiere on my phone now. Oh, shit. I'm fucking around with it. Thunder clapping. Oh, I read that steamed hams, but every single frame is sorted quietest to loudest.

I saw this. I, I, I watched it. Yeah, I watched it as well. It's pretty good. Yeah. And the loudest frame is not what I would expect. It's like him like putting something down.

I thought it would be like screaming or something. It was the, closest was the when he yawns. He's yons when he comes out of the kitchen. It's clearly on fire in the background. He's like, oh! That's like one of the loudest parts I remember.

Steamed Ham's. I went quietest. It's such a great premise for a video. Yeah. I love one million views. The guy did come out and say that he did not do this manually, though. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it was just like he wanted to be like very clear about that. Because imagine how long that would take. It'd be so fucking lost. I feel like you could use this as a sound effect for something though.

You know what I mean? Like buried on it. Like you use it for like a radio transmission scrambling. Yeah. No, absolutely. Absolutely. That is complete dog shit. You don't like this?

You don't absolutely love it? Take my stomach hurt. Look at him, Yachting. Oh, man. It looks like it was in hell burning because you see the fire in the background. I love garbage. It's beautiful.

Every day it again, it gets to hit a garbage. You're going to hit a trash, meaningless, worthless trash. Yeah. That was like absolutely no words. The video,

absolutely no words. Yeah, you got nothing from it. It's just like a, that's like whenever they, that's like whenever they cut like a speech and it's just the breathing right before. I love it.

It's better than speeches most of the time. I was bro Somebody should do a Like a cut of our A podcast But it's just the breath It's just the breath Somebody do that

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Yeah you don't got to do like the full episode Although that would be fucking If you can manage to get like 20 minutes of just us breathing. That would be fucking iconic. That is iconic, but I can't ask anyone to do that. I would never ask somebody to do that.

However, if someone were to do that, I would absolutely share it and I would absolutely put it. I would put it on the channel. I would want to immortalize it in some way. Yeah. There's something that I would want to do with that. We'll call a special episode. We'll put it on the YouTube channel.

Not on Patreon because like, I mean, it would be disrespectful. But we'll post it. Anyway, Chase Hampton E.A. Sports. It's in the sand. Hunting Puerto Ricans for sport? Fire. Relax. Hi, dad. Don't yell at the TV.

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Department of Hore. Cosmo, Wanda, I wish to increase the frequency of female on male rate by 2,000%. Jesus Christ. That would be... A lot of incels would enjoy that, though. That would be a lot. I got bad news for you. It's already fairly high.

It's hard than you. We just don't report it. We just don't report it. It's higher than you think it is. Yeah, it's a lot higher. We don't report. Derek, I'm going to need you to read the names for a bit. I just shit my pants.

Like, I swore I'd hold it in, but I just could. couldn't. All right. At that point, at that point, I know it's time to kind of start doing risks. That's great. You know what I mean? If I can't hold my shit in, that's the point where I'm like, I'm going to go skydiving. So I'll read the name since you just shit your pants, bro. Okay. Oh, that was the name. Yeah, that was the name. What? Oh my fucking God, dude. Holy shit. Dude. Evil malicious desert statue. It got me. Shut up. just deserts you something funny. Yo, new Star Wars RPG led by Casey Hudson.

Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, bro. It's, uh, Derek, he might finally be happy again. He might finally be happy again. I fucking hope so. And it only take another three,

four, five years. Not if the AI, it'll come out next month. Oh, right. God, it's trying to automate the process.

What if it's really good, though? It might be very good. I'd be so upset, but also not. I'd be like, so conflicted up, but also,

God damn. That's terrible. That's a terrible. because we're going to be in that position one day. Very soon, brother. When we hit our 40s, absolutely. We're going to be like, we should probably morally should not.

This is fucked up. I should morally, but then also it's like, by our 40s, it'll be normal. This is how I'm going to justify it. I'm still using iPhones. You know, all the Chinese sleep. I'm going to justify it like a bitch. I know.

Me too. I'm already doing it. I can justify slavery. I can't justify AI. I make AI porn. Because I'm like, I don't want to give a real porn actor's money. I don't want to like support. I should agree with that.

I don't want to support the arts. Let me make AI porn. AI porn is where you end up. I'm jealous. I'm jealous of the people making a ton of money through porn, so that's the one thing I would support. Right. That's what I'm doing. Fuck you.

I'm jealous. I'm a jealous petty bitch. Yeah. AI make porn. It's actually the worst thing ever. It's like you really bad. Goon Devil, Man Without Come. Chasing cars by Blow Patrol.

If I'm gay queer, if I'm just gay queer, would you like with me? You know, it's kind of my holes. What does ring camera porn? Because, you know, like, all the AI is mostly like ring camera shit. So I just want that, but like, ring camera point of view porn. Yeah. What do you think?

No, I don't know. Ring camera porn? Yeah, like say the, you know how the old guy answers the door and the dog, but now it's like some hot slut answering the door and she squirts him all bar. Right. Some hot, uh, some twisted horny slut. Some ready to go wench just kind of shows up. Yeah. Just blast him.

Blast. Yeah. Addressed Starship cannon bomb. Dave Rubin, lowering. his husband from the ceiling. Dave Rubin lowering his husband from the ceiling to drink him like a hamster. Yeah, I'm sure they got some contraption

like that. They got some kind of crazy fucking they got some weird Republican contraption conserved. Some grinder Republican T.M. Fucking. Did I mention I was gay? Did I mention?

I got a 47 T.I rig for $1,200. So in DB, uh, DB evolution should be the first movie commentary. I'm disowning you son. Smitjie. I'm disowning you little gay boys. You can't be, if we're, we can't all be gay. There's not enough room in this apartment for the three of us. I'm not going to have sex with you, son.

You can't be gay. Fucking crazy, man. I don't want to have sex with you. God, I'm also not gay. I can smell like to trust me. I know we're gay. He's like, he, like, the only thing about it is like he's, He's, he's, he just saw Wicked and liked it.

But like, he's afraid that he's gay. Oh, that, yeah, he's like, what do I do? He's like, Wicked Part 1 was really good. It's like, fuck, our son is gay. What are we going to do, gay husband? I'm gay. I mean, my son's gay. I mean, everyone's gay.

We're gay. Oh, he's gay, huh? Send him to the Vatican. Send him to the Vatican. That'll fix them. That'll fix them. I'll either make him un-gay or like us. It only has the potential to make him dangerous

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hit this lady. Dave's about trying to defend him during the party of the way to say he also set it outside of court there for $30 million. I'm like Dave, shut the fuck up. What do you mean? He bought up that. Pete Diddy set her outside of court for Cassie with $30 million.

And I was like, what was that mean? He's like, oh yeah, but like he beat her, but he paid her a lot of money back. And it's like, well, wait, but what was the that was the thing? That was the Steve's because he was trying to because he ends up kind of. I don't know if that seems like joke set up really

I haven't seen the full context Because at the end he just kind of goes like What the fuck were those guys slipping on? He has like a bit of a sprawl about though The Diddy thing Is it on Netflix the special? Okay, I'll check it out Maybe I'll check it out

I don't know I just don't care anymore I don't really but I'm curious He ends up on a Nipsey Hustle joke And I think that's the that was a pretty I think that was a pretty good way to close it He's like fuck Nipsey Housel No reason

In fact, I dug him up. I'm out. Nippie. It's right. It's like he's lowered from the ceiling. He brings him out and he starts making fun all the 600 crips. I'm like, Dave, what are you doing? You're going to die.

I don't even understand why you're doing this, though. This dead man, he was my friend. It's like that trans person I made up mostly. That I made up and definitely had, though. As a friend, for real. That's a real person, actually. I definitely, I really thought Fotor was Jedi 3. I'm stupid.

Well, Oh, Survivority. What do you mean stupid? Why would you be stupid? It is kind of an insane. Like, well, it's not insane. That's like anybody could make that mistake if they just kind of weren't paying attention. Whatever, that's fine.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Colin Moriarty more like cum dick shit butt, lol J.K. I haven't played two yet. Two's really good. Cotor? I'm sure it's good. No. Oh, Jedi. Yeah, Survivor. Survivor is good. I want to play Cote d'Or, but like I got to get it on the switch apparently

because that's the most stable version. Ah. I just, man, I really wanted that shit to be remade, dude. I really. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I give up. I give up on that. I have, I put it in. I was waiting for it, but I'm like, I'll put it back there.

There's, I don't know. I don't know what they're doing right now, but. Look, and he's a come out before fucking this shit. I'm thinking faith is probably next two years. You're crazy. I think fate is next five years. No, because I think Casey Hudson's, he's busy with that other new IP. I forgot what it's called, like Exodus or X-I or whatever, yeah.

Is he actually? Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I think that fucked that up. I think it's other people. Yeah, it's other massive people. He's not a part of it. I know that fate is at least an alpha playable sit already.

Oh, there's no way that's true. Who told you this? The person, a person that would have likely worked on it. Casey Hudson was like Kingston. There's no way. It's me Casey Hudson. First of all, the person I know, I love you. This one person I know has never been wrong.

I love you so much. They've never been wrong. And I've seen stuff of theirs that I've like, I've seen like I saw the GTA stuff way early too. Are you sure you're not talking about the Ninety of the Republic remake? That's, that is more likely. It could be either or those things. Okay. So if they told me, it's not either or if if any one of those games is in a playable alpha state, it is the

Ninety of the old Republic remake, which was announced several years ago. This new game was clearly announced to draw talent to work on it. Kingston. That's what CG trailers mean. My love. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, casey huston. Is that his, is that his, is that his, yeah. Hello, Casey.

And he was like, hey, I want to tell you exclusively about we have the alpha footage right here. Here. I. I. I. He flashed. One person I know that would, that has been a good source to me consistently has said I've seen at least the alpha footage of it.

Yeah. I think it's cotor. I think it's the first. You got a WhatsApp number and you're like, I don't know, it's me, Casey. I don't know. It's me. If you send me fucking Amazon gift card, I was saying you said me a $75 Amazon gift card,

you can be able to play the game right now, I'm not kidding. And I do when I get the game. It's the finish game. And I'm like, guys, I actually have it. We've been ignoring these guys and they actually had to stop. They have been trying to put us on game for a while. And we've just been disregarding them in disrespect.

You motherfuckers have been They've had shit to give us I'd be very upset Like damn this whole time I could have had I could have had everything I could have been a king But I chose to be a fucking jacket

My guess My guess would be A racist jacket Yeah yeah yeah My guess would be 2028 Uh For earliest I agree

As I said earliest Two years Man It's time It's time to Two years I want to play stuff now Man

What's going on Stop it Another Star Wars RPG man. We just make things look worse. Holy shit, dude. Yeah,

that's what I'm over. A modern, a modern culture. Star coffee. That's crazy, dude. It would be cool. And our modern way games play too. And,

oh, it just, it just sounds gay. It would really, do you think they're gonna change the combat system? Yes, they would have to. Like,

significantly though, like to where it's not even the same. Yeah. At all. It's gonna be, it's gonna be, like, like no more term based at all.

It's gonna be like, not, sorry, not term based. It's gonna be like, the new Final Fantasy. Tennessee 7 game. Like they'll be like like a hacking slash kind of more action adventure.

Maybe more in between like I can see them going either way honestly. But like it's an RPG. I know it's an RPG. I know it's an RPG still. If it is sort of like isometric. Yeah. That's what I'm wondering if he's going to do something like that or if because I know that's what happened to all the Dragon Ages.

They pretty much. Right. It's not like the origins anymore. Ever since origins it's never been the same. So I think I answer my question. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, probably because that doesn't exist anymore.

Like that kind of gameplay? Yeah. No one makes games like that anymore. At least outside of a real-time strategy. Yeah. RTSs became their own genre. It's like, this is how they played. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, gay juice Newton. Just give me anal in the morning. Star Coffee. Darrell B. Cradley. I'm feeling romantical. Yush.

Sonic the straight hedgehog's gay nemesis, Dr. Roecock dick. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Fucking iconic. Mama, just pooped my pants. Did a doody in my shorts and my tummy really hoarse. This is fucking stupid. Poemian Crapsity is stupid as fuck.

That is the dumbest fucking. That's so stupid. That sucks. That sucks. Pooh. That's so dumb. I don't want a crap. Sometimes I wish I didn't have an asshole at all.

Oh, his profile picture is a green ass with a hyniken coming out of it. What the fuck, dude? Where do you find that? I don't know. I think it might be just other Heinigans in fairness. It is other hynicans, but it does make exactly what it looks like. That's kind of, I like that. Craig the Canadian.

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after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. an office near you. It is fun.

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I love... I love JTA 4 so much. I follow this page that just it's just killing cops. Essentially. Just making them do shit like that. Send that to me, please. I want to follow that account. JTA cop killer. DoorDash wrapped.

Oh, God. That would be horrible. At Grock is this true. This is like X videos wrapped or something. I don't want to see that. That's real? No, no. I joked about it on Twitter.

I mean, maybe, but like I don't log, I don't have an account. I, I'm fucking, I don't know. I'm not having an X videos account.

Yeah, I have not, that is great. I have not been on porn hub since, uh, they, they gave a free thing for a while. Remember that?

Oh yeah, yeah. During the pandemic, it was like a premium thing. Yeah, it was fun for it was like everybody has to like go on there and just check it. Just mega curious. Yeah.

Other than that, I've been on Pornhub in like minutes. Let's see. Pornhub in, let's see what happens. I've been on Pornhub in literally two hours. Like literally, it's been a while.

Literally two hours and eight minutes. I literally, it's been three hours and I think 11 minutes since I've been on porn. So, the eight minutes is crazy. Anyway,

in middle school, I frequently wore Sean John Diddy brand clothes. My parents got from the thrift store. I was a Sean John John. I would always have Syrock on me. We're sipping that shit. You mean Syrac?

Syrac? The fuck are you? Yeah, I clearly don't know what the fuck. I clearly don't drink that shit. Fucking Syrac. What is it a fucking game from the fucking 64? It sound like Turuk. I'll have a genus?

Yeah, a genus. Let me get a Don Cugio. Cuglio. Um, yeah. And, Patron Patron? Patron?

Let me get a patron. Let me get a patron. Let me get a Patreon. Anyway, at Grogas is this true in middle school? How would you fuck up 1800? How would you fuck up that one?

Gaye 200? That, come on, man. Lubu. I feel like those people are, you know, like they have, there are people that have looboos on them are like dead eye marked. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Yeah. When you see. People, yeah. Like, when you see people with that shit, it's, I mean. Yeah. Yeah. I wish you could kill all though.

I wish you just could. I literally tried to cheat to like, okay, I'm going to suspend people in. Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It's nothing you can do. Yo, guys, it's me, Charlie.

Hey, Jalsy, Swin. Fuck that guy just now. Changing my name to Pleo TCA so I can get like four questions on the show in a single month. Chris's dad eating the dead Vietnamese soldier because rations had to shut up for days and he's not a big fan of rice. In sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at footage of the Challenger explosions. Oh, shit. In fairness, I giggled when I saw it too. The Challenger Expulsion doesn't read.

It doesn't read the same way because a contemporary understanding of. blimps. It's like whatever. Who's on a blimp? So here's the thing. You know what I mean? The Challenger is the blimp, right? I'm not the Zeppelin. No, no. So here's the thing. What's the Zeppelin one? I don't know. Where they went, oh, the humanity.

Are you talking about the Hindenburg? Oh, Hindenburg. Right. That's another one where I'm like, that doesn't read right because like I look at a blimp and I'm like, there's nothing on there. Okay. It's different than a building exploding where you're like, oh, there's people in there, maybe. The Challenger was some astronauts that exploded. But the thing, that's really interesting to me because they're supposed to explode. I saw that recently on watching Glow

because there's an episode that incorporates the Challenger Explosion. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, and so which made me think I was like, how old is this motherfucker? So he was six. Oh, so he burned in like 1980. No, he was in sixth grade.

I completely misunderstood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so he's even older. He might have saw it though when he was the season. Because I'm assuming, like, he didn't see it way later and laughed about it. That's weird. Yeah.

Especially because when we saw 9-11 footage way later, we all laughed about it. Right. Yeah. You know, and not like, so we didn't laugh when it happened. I don't think I laughed about it. No, later. I don't think I laughed about it. Like, you know, like, like, like three minutes later. I laugh. I laugh at the memes because of the fact that. What's your favorite 9-11 meme that you can think all the top of your head? It's, for me, it's Woody and Buzz flying into it. That's pretty good. The cut is really, and it's like color matched. The sonic one is really good where the hymn and tails are flying into it. The funniest one is like, whoa, look at that. And it blows up. Like, everything happens. And like, it does a video of someone. dying from the crash

it's pretty sad it's pretty sad but it is funny Will Smith stopping the buildings down he's stomping the building because he's dancing from Fresh Prince

Oh I have so it looks like he's stomping the building down I love the one of it's not even a meme It's just foot like I was watching because I was watching

Home Alone and like Home Alone too and like there's a shot of like McCulley Hogan on the top of the World Trade Center and it like it zooms out and it's like it's very clearly where he is and it's like

it's so weird to watch now because he just missed it by like several years he just missed it by like by several Over half a decade Yeah When was Home Alone 2?

Probably like 95 or something I actually don't know the year of that movie The first one is 90 Is it really? Yeah second one's probably like 90 I'm gonna say 94 92 I'm gonna go Because he looks a lot older

92 In Boston New York Damn motherfucker and his older brother And his older brother They grew like They grew like His brother looks significantly bigger From 1 to 2

Have you seen that Yeah What's crazy is that The freaking Fuller McCauley Colkin looked so much older like 11 years ago he does now

I don't know why he was having a rough period he looks so much younger now I remember having like a rough go for a second yeah but he's but he's normal when he came back into that YouTube video where he captured the guy

I was trying to break into his house and then I was like I don't think that's McCulley Golgan you're thinking of Al Roker he said he called me he called me shit like lousin and stuff he's wearing the tally brown

he was coming out of the shower in his fucking He's got a towel out of the Charlie Brown shit. He kept the Charlie Brown shit on it. He wears it for sex and sleep. Hey, get out of my house. Get out of my fucking house. Good grief.

He says, no, no, no. Everybody can't hear because he says, like, mumbled. It's like completely fucking dut. Whop, wab, wab, wab, wab, wop. He hears the Charlie Brown adults. Oh, my God. If you all ever need to rebrand, the name the podcast contrivance, like that podcast, you call you X Browns.

That's a deep cut. That would be so funny. That's an old. It's a triven still going. I hope they're still going. I hope they are. I hope they're doing good.

I hope they're doing well in these trying times. Let's see if we can real fast before we finish. Yeah, go look for him. Before we finish. If Dave Rubin and Dave Rubin had a kid, he wouldn't.

If Dave Rubin and Dave Rubin had a kid, would he be named Dave, Dave, Dave Rubin Rubin? That's definitely how it works. That sounds like Jordan. That sounds like Jordan-esque.

It's not a certain. It's not a fair thing. It's not offensive enough. Oh, but, ew. What? Wait, was that like mixed with like an animal? Yeah, it's like a fucking mouse person. I don't want to think about that. Trump is fighting to the nail,

not just spent the last seconds, 10 seconds of his life in prison. Obie won't you blow me. I like to bust fat nuts onto the ceiling of my car and watch them crystal until they crystallize into stalactites. Kremlin de Gremlin, a deer folding fins legs like a lawn chair. Rocky on meth saying,

yo, you're gonna borrow $20? Find someone who loves you like 50 cent hates Diddy. Mm-hmm. True. About $45. Found it. So their last...

Would you find? Contrivance. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. They have not put out an episode since November of 2021. That was probably like not too long after we... That sounds around the time, right?

I don't know. I feel like it was... Yeah, definitely. It was right. No, no, no, no. Because that doesn't make any sense because it would... It was probably when they first started the podcast. was when it happened, right?

Right. And because they're like, we're going to call it. Oh, I'm saying they barely, they barely got off the ground after that. No, oh, interesting. I'll just like see whatever they're doing. Because that sounds about right, because I feel like I was in New York when that happened,

although I'm not super sure. Oh, maybe, oh, maybe something, uh, so. Or maybe they re-branded because they're like, fuck. They did rebrand because they're much older. Their first episode, so whatever they were called before was from 2018. And then, like, episode 15 is jizz the game. So that's pretty interesting. I wonder what that's about.

But yeah, so... Maybe we are more similar than we thought. That's what I was like, hey. Jizz the game. We should name this episode Jiz the game. Jiz the game? That's funny. Yeah, they're there, rip, rip,

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inviting snark tank onto my boat for the implication. Nice. I love that. You got to do that. You got to do the jaw clench when he does that line. They would never say no because of the implication. Because of the implication. Insane. Insane choice. So great. Success starts with your drive.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large

Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Do you think Jake Paul ever talking in? Yeah, of course. Dan was already talking after he broke his jaw. I thought that was like somebody off screen. If he got his jaw, like, detached from his mouth, he might have trouble talking. He looks like the guy from medieval. That would have been amazing. He just has no jaw. He looks like fucking Roger Ebert.

Oh, no. I'm sorry. He starts reviewing movies now? Yeah. Who's the other guy that he was always doing? They always, he always teamed up with somebody. Ebert? Ciskel.

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That was the second one. That was the second one. John Strickland, trapping a fart bubble in a squirt gun for portable, deployable stack. That's the dipliable. Bollical disgusting. Absolutely creature. You should be murdered. The first thing, the water immediately turns the mud.

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that ain't a mustache, dude. Oh, my God, it's just feces. It's just a bunch of shit on it. Are you sure you want to, you don't want to go into the shower before you go to the event? I'm the scatman. Of course I don't want to.

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poop. Shit shit shit shit. Just like every word for fucking. poop. He just works into the song. Diarrhea. I've done diarrhea because I die. I'm a bowel, man. All right. Moving my bow. The ghosts of Kingston's channel and Chris's Haley Show video teaming up to blow up the cast.

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it's not exactly opposite but they're just not alike in anyway tank okay cordial bike I get it because it's the snark cordial the opposite of a tank

is a bike I mean kind of no it's a plane shouldn't be like isn't the opposite of a bike just not a bike opposite of a bike is a fucking

a hoverboard What would it be? A bipedal person. Yeah, I don't know. Something, I'm convinced that, like, I'm just a big believer in the fact that, like, something just don't have opposites. I think it's, yeah, most things don't have opposites. I think it's fine for things not to have opposites. Most things have opposites.

That's a controversial opinion. How was that a contrary? Because you used to give me shit for it. Most things are. You wrote a whole essay once about how, like, that's not. Concepts have opposites, not things. 10 pages, double spaced, triple, triple indexed

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Progerian Hunter is having a child. Naphrum and rounding out our list as always. We did it. As the holidays demand the king of haphazard. Can you fucking imagine that? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, everybody. I hope you guys are having a good one.

Merry Christmas. We got good shit. Happy holidays. Hope you get the best shit. I hope you get really cool shit. I'm excited. I'm getting a new phone so I can throw the shit out the fucking window.

I got for a combination of birthday and Christmas, I got a glorious bastards on VHS, a Lego game boy, and then a framed album of John F. Kennedy's speeches. All right. That's right. I got to figure, I got to find a place to hang that. I have no idea

what a good place is for that kind of a thing Should hang yourself from it Oh like ooh Now we're thinking with portals Yeah All right guys Merry Christmas

We'll see you soon Why is there holding my head Please don't kill yourself Yeah don't do it I know these time This time is a perfect time To do it Who put that hole in my head

It really is like Who put that hole in my head I was driving my convertible And then blam And then blam Suddenly I was on the ground And my wife Wife's juicy ass was bouncing next to me.

I was so jealous. I was so jealous. Shame that she did honor so much. I was so jealous of that car seat. That guy. Dude, when they signed the bill, she had her blood.

She had his blood on her still. That shit was crazy. That is crazy. Those videos are like, wow. I tried to tell her to clean up. I said, you look disgusting.

Do you see the other angle? You know when she's climbing on the back trying to get his brains and shit? Do you see him like for like a frame? He goes, looks at her ass and then dies. That's true. It's sick, dude.

I was like, wow. He holds, his integrity's fall apart and he's like, look at that ass. Look at that ass. He just has to. He's such a fucking womanizer. He's like, he had to.

Ah, it's great. That's it. This isn't even my only one. Now that I got half a chub, I can perish. Now that I have half a chum, it is fucking bewildering that they even let that happen, honestly. What happened? Like that he was just driving around and a fucking convertible.

It's crazy. Look, after Franz Ferdinand happened, like all the years ago. I feel like Bernard N's death is crazy I feel like the wrong people killed him. They were like Well it wasn't their whole thing about like

I don't know how true it is The right person killed him I don't know how true it is Because I always It sounds like too comical But it wasn't there a thing Where like a guy tried to kill him And then like he missed his opportunity

But then they like circled around And the wrong way And dude when he gave up Happened to encounter him like oh my God Is that like proper documented Like true true? Yeah Because that sounds like

It sounds like you know what I mean It sounds crazy But also there's a woman that's alive that's like one of the assassins relative like his last like living relative. And she's like yeah, it's fucking insane. I'm like, this is just Europe is a magic. I think Europe real there is really magic there actually. That fucking dickhead like absolutely ruined the world. It's just kind of crazy.

That's going to be what leads to the eventual end of like human life. France Ferdinand. Yeah. We would have had that situation. We would have had flying sex dolls by now if he didn't do that. Flying sex dolls. You could blame Christianity for that. the whole dark age shit

that is true yeah what's crazy we might have been gone by now though so who knows it's like you climb into the sex doll like you know

like you secure your penis you're just getting milked and it's taking you to where you need to go I'm actually of the believe that the dark age should have lasted a lot longer oh yeah

yeah because I think like we were clearly not developed enough for the technology that we have hmm I think I don't I don't think we would have developed

though you should go spend some time in um you would have got it later we should spend some time in like in Asia and and whip up

some more bubonic plague. Yeah. You know, just a nice little vat. Yeah, we go like, get some,

bionic plane and COVID together. See what happens. Yeah. We go to, we go to Wuhan and then we go to like, I don't know, some Indian street and then we just see what we can, you know,

come up with. Yeah. You see me, sir, you shave his foot shavings off into the mong get in. We've invented. Sir. You're throwing on the floor and everyone dies.

This is what I call. Bo bobovid. Bo bovid. And that's it. Oh! Their face melts and they become rats that carry the plane. You throw it, you throw it. You throw it in Indian street food and it dies in the street food.

You're like, that's crazy. You're like, what? There's nothing up to kill it. That's so crazy. All right, guys. Turn it off. God damn. We'll see you next time.

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