The Snark Tank - #385: Things that are Strange

Episode Date: January 2, 2026

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It's another one of these. Welcome. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. Tim Derek. He's late again. It's been, what, 20 minutes? Just, yeah.

20 minutes? Just about 20 minutes. Roughly. 18 minutes. 18. More specifically. 20 to be specific, yeah. From the time that we're supposed to start. No sign. No sign of this man. Yeah. Imagine he's dead. That would be so crazy. He's just like, man, what the fuck? Like, how unprofessional he's like, his brains are all over

the, like, the fucking street or something. His leg is like a mile away from him. Like, what would have to, like, did he get hit by a train? He got hit by like a, uh, yeah, like a cyber truck. You got hit with all those sharp edges? He got hit by a cyber truck and his leg flew a mile away. He also got caught in a gust of wind. So had a little bit of momentum. Right, right. Yeah.

Well, yeah. Welcome to this podcast. I guess fucking, I don't know. Patreon. On the conversation, I go over there. We'll see you next time. I don't know what to do. It's such a threat.

It is weird to not have a response at all. It's, listen. I'm giving him the benefit of that. He better be dead, though, is something he seriously wounded or dead. Yeah, we're maimed in some way, molested. Well, I'd still want to hear back after he got finished being molested. I want to hear from, hey, guys, I'm sorry. I just got finished being molested.

I just got finished. I've just, uh, I've just finished being molested is crazy. something, man. I mentioned in a clip, I only shared it on Instagram where we're entering our sixth year next year because we pretty much started the podcast in 2020, like officially between us three. Right. And so that's 60 to do more than a half a decade. That is more than a half decade of experience podcasting. And, you know, still to this day, never manipulate the mic ever to so like say if wherever he's going to be the mic stays and this is him talking for long periods of time it it and i'm like i was like you've never even in six years you've never

even attempted to like have it like oh maybe i should adjust this a little bit or something and i'm like it's it's fun to poke fun at that and um this is another one of those examples where i'm like this ain't it this is we are we are too nice we are too nice yeah

I know people I see sometimes in the comments that people want us to bully Kingston harder well this is why we're doing this

it's like the only recourse we have is there's shit on him while he's not here until he gets here until he gets here until he will be no shitting on him

if he's here on time yeah yeah absolutely uh the core of it you know I saw I saw a guy say he says

you all are some bad friends for letting Kingston have all that stuff in his hair. And all I said was, because I, first of all, he didn't, he doesn't realize that they're gray hairs. Right. He doesn't realize that. But I was just like, I was, I think unfortunately, this is how it always looks. I know it looks like his hair is, you know, there's shit in his hair that's all disheveled, but I'm like, well, it is disheveled. But, you know, but it's gray. Those are grays. There's not stuff in his hair. And even if you did tell him, it would still, remain there if it wasn't gray hairs. Are people under the assumption that it's just like flaky dried cum or something? Or something like yeah. What do they think it is? Somebody knicked him with come like

yeah you know he takes Uber here and then so the Uber driver you got a little bit of splashback when the guy was jacking off while delivering Kingston to his destination. By the way I want to make it clear that he lives closer to me than it would then how long it has been since it would have taken for him to be on time. Yeah. Like by like almost like a hundred percent. Like actually. So he doesn't live that far like say if I for example got off at the train station that is closer to his house, which is the next stop because I got off at Burbank downtown. Sure. And then the next stop he lives closer over there. It would increase my time by probably another seven minutes or something because it's not that far away. The next stop. Right. And so. And so. And so.

So it would take me, it takes me about, what I'm saying is I would be late like maybe five minutes. Because I usually get here a couple minutes before 11. Yeah, yeah. It would, I would probably be like five minutes late. Even, I'm talking about on my bitch-ass electric scooter. Yeah. I'm just giving you guys some reference audience members for how it's actually. It just makes no sense.

It's incredible. to be this late. And let's, I'll put you guys on to something too. He was getting clarification because he was wondering if Chris was going to be leaving for the holidays for like maybe for New Year's or something like that. So I'm assuming he's clarifying.

This would be like, oh, are we going to podcast? Right. And he were like, no, I'm later or something. I'm probably going to leave later or something. Yeah. And so that's like, okay, clearly the podcast is on, right? That's what that. I'm sure that's what he made.

That's what I intended to communicate. I'm still, I think, I think it's a 50-50 chance of whether or not he knows we're even reporting today. It is. Even though we've spoken and spoken about it. He might be sleeping. He very well might be sleeping. Yeah.

But whatever, we'll see. We'll see. What is, how long did it take him to get here last time? It was like, uh, I think he showed up, I think, 28 minutes in. And that was after we, we had delayed recording by like 30 minutes or something. Was it? So I think so. because I remember I was looking, I've been looking for clips over the last couple days.

Right. By the way. You've been on a fucking roll. Yeah. So I was like, so it's the end of the year. So I was thinking like, okay, do I, is there anything that I need or that I think would help? Like, production wise or that like, you know, just tech wise that it's like, okay, this is a write off that I would like need to spend that would be worth, you know, that would be worth the money. Oh.

And I was thinking like, not really much. But I do need a new laptop. My laptop's like, I have no way of work. Like the iPad's not suitable for like doing any serious work. My gaming laptop is like six years old and it can't edit anything. So I was like, you know what? Let me, let me spring for a Mac. Right.

I'm going to get a MacBook. And dude, it's like the air drop shit is insane. Like I'm able, I think I made over the last like, over the last like day and a half I've made. And most of them aren't up yet. But like I made like, I think. 40 clips because it's so quick to do now and now the laptop can edit it

now I can do it in bed when I'm like trying to like falling asleep and it's like I'll screen record something on my phone I'll be like oh this is a good thing and then I'll air drop it to the computer in like a second and it's like oh this is amazing this is great so I've been like on a roll with clips in the last like

it makes sense that you made about four because I was about to be you're gonna run out like real fast no I've got I've got a lot in the in the chamber for like the next I'm going to space them out more I wanted to get it kind of algorithmically rolling so like I'm kind of spamming the accounts

with like every I think six every five or six hours I'll like have a new one scheduled but like after I think after today I'm going to go like once a day and I have some scheduled for like way later but yeah one of them already got caught in the algorithm

I saw which one was it? I felt, curcateen. I felt good about that one. I was like, that's a quick one. Yeah. It's us shutting Kingston down immediately. That's fucking.

And him refusing to go along with a bit. It's like a 15 second clip, which is like this sweet spot, really. Yeah. It worked. A lot of, a lot of big accounts verified people, like getting notifications. Like, who fuck are these people? But they found it. And that's great.

That was a good one. That was a really good one. Yeah, that's good stuff. They're coming out. I did. I did put one out two of, uh, what is it, the Rizzler one? Yeah. And I eliminated all the context.

Completely. I was like, these people have no, I even, because it's been so long that I was like, wait, what did I, what did we say to get there? And I think I remember. I think it was like, oh, he's so wholesome and like, he hasn't been corrupted by the system yet. Yeah. And then it's like, I'm so. And I was just like, I can't believe that's amazing. And I was like, I was, I put all of it.

in the initial one, but then it was like, it was like 40 seconds and I was like, it's a little long. I wanted to be snappy. And I like how like, I like how off guard it catches people. Yeah. If there's no kind of. And it's equivalently ridiculous. It is, it's still kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy.

It's like, the jump off from this, that to that is kind of nuts. I'm like, wait a minute. Yeah. That's the other one though that's, that is. That one's doing relatively well. Yeah, that was pretty good. Let me actually check it. What is our snark tank?

What is it just snark tank IG? Yeah, snark tank, snark tank, egg. Ig. But, yeah, there's... My bad guys, I just woke up. No way. That's what he just texted us. My bad guys.

I'll be there ASAP. So ain't no way. He's going to be here ASAP. Yeah, because first of all, he needs to get up. He needs to wash his, well, he's not going to watch his face. He never does. Is this a mushroom growing? So yeah, he'll get his stuff, he'll get his breakfast or whatever the fuck,

and then he'll get the Uber, which is going to take, you know, they have to get here. Right. And then he needs to come here. So he'll be here. Let's see, what times are right now? It's 1128. What are we thinking? What time is he going to be here?

So, okay. So I don't, man, I don't know what to do here now. So do we stop and start when he's back? Or do we do the rest of the, do we read some questions? Mm-hmm. And then when he gets here and he plugs in his mic, then we end the show. You know what I mean? Yeah, I think we, I think we ended.

I think we've done. No, I think we, no, we, look, listen, if I remember correctly last time. If I remember correctly the last time, we did just, we just kept chugging along, right? Yeah, but that was like, I guess it's only been 11 minutes. Yeah, it's, it won't be so bad. I wonder if he will be as late. Well, because it was like 20, it was, he got here like 26, 27 minutes into the recording the last time he was like egregiously late. Yeah.

So I think it's 11 minutes in now. He might get here before that. I'm curious if he'll beat his previous late time. Ooh, that's good. That's a good one. I wish I knew exactly what it was so then we could really place our bets right now. Yeah. I mean, I can find it.

I think we got time. We do have time. The, it was, dude, there's like, it's, we have so many episodes now that it's like, I can't, I can't even really remember exactly which ones he's late for. Or which one he was late for. I'm looking at your screen right now. The, the, uh, the, uh, what do you call the screen?

What did it? We called the screen? I forgot what those things are calling right now. A phone? No, no, the other thing. Oh, I don't know my iPad. Jesus Christ. Dude, my brain's, it's, it's, it's.

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ASU.asu. Yeah. So I woke up, I had a half cup of water and then I had a little bit of rock my, uh, Jojo bought me a rock star. You've been on like a,

a, uh, I usually, if I ever get an energy drink, they're like flavored. They're like, you know, like delicious.

And she's like two days in a row got me just the, it's sugar free, but the standard that, which I don't like, those really. There's like a plain energy drink. Yeah, you know, like a monster or rock star, like they have their default flavors that to me kind of tastes like medicine. Right. Like they just have this like they're not that good. If you've had like a fruit punch or a mango or the icy clear white one or whatever it is from like the, they're always better. And so like I feel

like I'm being tortured while I'm drinking them. But I was like I got up a little bit late. And And what people do when they get up, they kind of rush because they want to be on time for work. And so I hustled. I was like, oh, I don't want to be late. Right. That would be crazy. It would be. So, yeah, I was just like chugged a half glass of water.

I took that shit rock star. And basically, I think the rock star just kind of like, it did the opposite. I feel worse. I don't know. I feel like, I feel thirstyer. Oh, yeah. No, energy drinks? Yeah.

That's what I could, I don't know. Like when we, when me and Jalen drove here, it was, it was, we did it all on Red Bull. And then I think he was dating somebody at the time where, or went on a date with somebody shortly after we got here. That was like a Red Bull liaison or something. Because she gave him like crates and crates of free Red Bull. That's crazy. So like for a while, we were just drinking Red Bull as like a default because we had so much of it for free.

Yeah. And it fucked us up. Mm. You're just like, I can't. Yeah, I bet. It was not a good time at all. Yeah. But I can fuck with an energy drink if I've had a lot of other water before.

You have to, you have to prehydrate for energy drink. I really do. It's disgusting. Right now, I realize I'm suffering because I couldn't remember iPad. I was like, what are those things called? What is it? Who is a confounded computer tablet device? No, I was, is that the entire, that,

the bottom of the screen, is that the question? Is there no, nothing if you scroll? Oh, is it? Oh, this one? Yeah, no. Yeah, I guess we'll just read it. Because, and it is literally, so the profile picture is a deer. And this is, uh,

by the way, we're going to read some, we're going to read questions primarily. Nothing, literally nothing has happened. And I know that the Star Tank curses that like this, the second I say that, you know, Rob Reiner's going to come back or something. Yeah, he's going to be like, he's going to haunt somebody. Yeah, or Nick Reiner's going to break out of, I don't know, wherever the fuck he is.

I don't know what the hell that situation is, by the way. Like, I don't know. Do they have him, like, held somewhere? I would imagine. I hope he's still held because then it'll probably, he'll kill again. He will. Nothing right about that guy. But the girl who loves Deer Rodin, they just said, uh, I'm going to fucking, ooh, yeah.

That's, I mean, is that not worth the $5? That is worth. You get a $5 tier. You get a question. This is so crazy to me. We should make this more expensive. I think like the write-ins are getting to you like you're too like you don't you guys don't value the right-ins enough.

I know. I feel like these are the people that are like I just want to throw them five bucks because I just want to support them. I have nothing of value to say. So I'm just going to say whatever. Just going to spam garbage. Let's do another one. I appreciate it nonetheless.

Chris. is a adeptus machinus simp i don't know what that is um adeptus machinus i mean you're you are you really into like fancy machines is that like warhammer you know what i mean oh maybe i i'm i've still have not gotten into this man i don't have time for another there was a person that and i actually just remember this last night because i was um i was on my extremely old phone looking at twitter but yeah so there was a guy that was trying to buy some Warhammer shit

Do you remember that? It is Warhammer Yeah Do you remember that some guy was trying to buy some Warhammer shit And then he was like a pick out like what you want And then it just kept forgetting When was that? What do you mean?

This was probably like early this year That somebody was like Somebody wanted to bias like some Warhammer stuff Oh no way yeah no shot And then I don't want to get into that I was like I was interested Because I'm like oh yeah You know, like, I'll just, because I can't, I can't time sync any of that shit.

I can't, but very generous. I was like, cool, I just kept forgetting. Yeah. And the guy seemed like slightly annoyed because he wanted to like gift us some shit. And like, I just wasn't, you know, I just forgot, man. I'm like, damn. Yeah. I mean, it happens.

Yeah. If the guy, if you happens to be, if you happen to be listening still and hopefully you didn't swear us off, you know, because of that. If you're still listening. He, he un-sub. He blocked us all. He was fucking assholes. He was so offended.

I was trying to fucking, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I don't know what they, I'm gonna, what, I don't know what kind of, I have no references. I have no references for, uh, Warhammer either. Yeah. I really don't know anything. I did like, I played like the first two levels of, uh, what is it? Space Marine 2. And it was really fucking good.

Yeah. It was like, it felt like an old Gears of War game. Yeah. I remember being like, this is kind of tight that this exists now. but it was on, I have it on Epic Games. Oh. Because I have like, I get a bunch of like random shit for free on that, on that, uh, launcher. Mm-hmm.

But it's so like, it is, it. So I have a, I have like some kind of a press account, I think for sacred on Epic games because nobody else wanted it. And I was like, I mean, I guess I'll take it. Yeah. My thought was like, oh, there's going to be some free games on there that I'm definitely going to want to play. And there are, but I just never want to open up the Epic Games launcher ever.

Right. To the point where, like, they're a game, they're, so I have Hogwarts legacy, right? On Epic Games for free. I didn't pay for it.

Mm-hmm. And I saw it on Steam for like $5 and I thought, oh, maybe I'll, I thought about it. Like, I earnestly, like,

I was maybe like 45% considering like, yeah. Listen, I would have probably done it if I really wanted to play Harry Potter. Right. Because, listen,

I've, I bought God of War 2018 on Steam after I beat it like two or three times on PS4. And that was significantly more than $5. You know what I'm saying? There's games that I've bought like across multiple platforms where I'm like, okay, this is an as egregious. Yeah.

And it's a little crazier just because it is on the same machine. In my defense, if I got it on Steam, I could play it on the Steam deck from the comfort of my bed. You know what I mean? That was kind of another thing where I was like, oh, well, that's, it is. I'm sort of paying for utility In fact, as I'm saying it now, I'm convincing myself sort of to reach slowly

for my phone. And the same thing with, what is it, Warham, 40, what is it, the Warhammer? Oh yeah, Space Marine 2. I have it on Epic Games and I was like, yeah, I just don't want to start this launcher up. Right. I was waiting for it to be,

Space Marine 2 to be under $20. It's taken forever. Yeah, it's surprisingly, what is it? Stubborn. Yeah. Like, it's, like, hurry the fuck up. Like, you'd think, Harry Potter actually would be slower to come down in price because it is so popular.

And that game was so huge. Right. That like, I think that was like their biggest game probably ever. And so like you would imagine that like, oh, yeah, let's just keep the price high. I never understood that for Warner Brothers because everything that's related to them in the gaming, eventually it'll reach like two bucks. Like all the Arkham games and shit. Yeah.

Like you can still, you could be like, I feel like you could be like from software. Well, no, that's a bad example. From software is way too fucking greedy. They, uh, they never, they're, are they never, they're, are they never on sale. Their sales are abysmal. They're on sale, but like, it's like, oh, here's like 10%. Yeah, 15% of the original fucking price. It's not like it's like been slashed down.

Right. And then you can get, no, it's they, even, um, is why I haven't played, uh, the fucking fires of ruby. Because it's still like $40 or something. That is, oh yeah, I guess so. I guess I've only ever really bought Eldon Ring. Yeah, and that was on launch, so I don't, I don't know if I've ever noticed. Yeah, I think the cheapest game I ever bought from them was Sekitoo at some point.

I think I waited a while to play it, and I found a deal. It was around 30 bucks. But, like, it's probably not, like, right now, let's, I'm going to look up fucking, and their most popular games. And if there's a sale, it's going to be shit. Yeah. It's got to be absolute shit. Oh, I started with his name.

I didn't read his question. Oh, right. Chris is an Adeptus Mac and a Simp. So that's a Warhammer reference. I don't understand. He says, hello, can Sweeney do his best charger from Left for Dead impression? All right. Not bad.

I don't. I will say, it's been a while since I've played Left for Dead. I don't remember how accurate. that is. I think you're just green screening it. Maybe we could. Maybe green screen something of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll do that in a clip or something. But, uh... Oh, here we go. So, second O right now. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea.

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I mean, it's a good price, but like, it's not an enticing sale compared to. Hogwarts Legacy for $5. When did Hogwarts Legacy come out? Like way more recently. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like 22, I think maybe? Yeah.

Or something like that? Huge game. Massive. A ton of money. Bunch of sales. And then you can buy it for like $5 right now. And that's the thing like that is... Fucking crazy.

And annoys me to know in about... Like, they don't respect their audience at all. That's what like recycled shit fucking... It's like... It's good. but also I'm like y'all have so much charitable you can do shit like this

yeah they can get away with it it's like it's kind of like not as bad as Nintendo but in the similar lane right Nintendo Metroid Prime 4 is not good by a lot of people's standard it like is very soft

that game will be full price forever but I'm fairly confident that that game will never come down because I'm pretty sure like actually let me look at how much is a Smash Ultimate.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Nintendo E-shop. Oh, man. It's got to be full price, right? I can't imagine that it would be not full price. Let's see. Digital $60. Yeah. You're not. Which is a full price for a Nintendo Switch game of that era. Yeah.

That's so crazy. I don't even know how often or if at all they have markdowns? Like, do they actually have like, I don't think I've ever... Yeah. Have you ever heard the term? Have you ever heard the sentence?

You got to check out the Nintendo sale. I know. Genuinely, never in my life. Have I ever heard that in my... Ever. There's Xbox sales. There's PlayStation sales. Yeah.

Steam is like famous for how like insane the sales are. But... Not a single fucking, not a single Nintendo set. I think maybe one time I saw, like, Picman 5% off from like the deluxe, like $100 edition. Oh, great. You'd get rid of a little bit of the tax. Oh, yeah, basically it's just a tax elimination.

But that is fucking, that sucks bad. Yeah, man, it's, uh, let's see how much Eldon Ring is right now. Eldon Ring, I assure you. Eldon Ring is $38. $38.99 is $39, essentially. U.S. This is U.S. guys, obviously, but I just want to let people. Wait, how what is it?

So it is, it's on sale right now for 3899. Oh. Eldon Ring. You can get it. $40 flat. You can also get Shadow the Erd Tree. It's not on sale for $40. The Shadow would cost more than Eldon Ring right now. It is.

It's like, why not put that on sale too? Right. Yeah. And like, look at another example, even though a lot of like Mortal Kombat 1. I think came out in 2023. Yes. And you can buy it for like nothing. It's probably $10 right now or something.

KCD2, Kingdom Com Deliverance 2 came out in February, I want to say, or like really, really early this year. For sure. 30 bucks? That's a fucking crazy. It's like a 50% off. Wow. That's nice, actually. That's really fucking great for KCD2.

I haven't got it yet. So I'll, I'm going to wait a little bit longer and see if it can go a little bit down more. But that's already pretty good. That is one you're going to want to. to wait for. Yeah. That you'll, that is such a time sync. It's insane.

I imagine. I couldn't. That was one of those games where I was like, I got it. And I was like, yeah. I can't wait to play this alongside other things. And it's just like, you can't. Like, there's no way to, there's no way to do it. If you're playing, if there's anybody out there playing KCD2, can whom deliverance to

while playing something else, I just don't know how you do it. I just, it seems like, this is, you got to devote yourself to it. And I was like, I don't know if I got it. Yeah. It's, it's, uh, the, the gaming industry. Oh, okay, so it goes to Shushima. I was about to say, what the fuck, Ghost of Yotes already has ago? Oh, that would have been fucking insane.

Goes to Shishima for $35. Oh, I guess it's the Aiki Island too, but like, come on, you all can do better. You can do better than that, come on. That should be six cents. Yeah. I do, I don't like the, the games, the PlayStation games are you imported to Steam. They're a little disrespectful.

Yeah. They're a little disrespectful with the pricing because they're like, hey, full price for this old-ass game and then they'll slash it. Like say God of, God of Warrior Ragnarok is probably on sale for like $48 or something. And it's like, bro, this come on. Yeah. It's, it let's let's take it down a little bit. Um, GT-A-5 for 15. Hmm. Yeah, it's, GTA 5 is like consistently 15. I feel like it should still be cheaper. Because it also, oh, it's an epic game. That was one of the reasons why. I only used the launcher. It was free. GTA5 was free. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, a long time ago. Oh, Red Dead 2 and Gtay 5 for 15 each is pretty good. Red Dead 2 for 15 is insane. Red Dead 2 for 15 is, if you've never played Red Dead 2, 15 is a fucking steel.

That is an absolutely. Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah. From software. Yeah. Yeah. They, they, like, I, I wish, well, I don't know. See, I, I say I wish I had that charitability, but also I don't really like ripping people off. I'm not, uh, I wish I didn't

have that bug. Sure. I feel like it is a bug because I would love to, I'd love to debug me and also be more business oriented and be like, absolutely we should raise the prices in X, Y, Z. Yeah. But that's, I, I have a, I have a conscience. They should be, there should be, uh, reverse sales. Reverse sales. Yeah, yeah. We're like, the price is going up.

Yeah, I did. Well, there kind of is that now, actually, I guess. There is, um, oh, for, uh, hardware and RAM. Dude, the fucking RAM right now is, is it like 900 per car or some, some fucking nothing. Listen, it's crazy. Right now, do not build a PC. You'll probably be luckier in trying to swoop an already pre-built one.

Yeah. Before they calculate, they try to, fucking. you in the ass because this is how the oil prices work, right? You've already purchased this oil. They've already secured the prices, but they'll still raise the money, even though they already bought them for another price that was much cheaper. So some companies with pre-built things where they already bought the RAM for the significantly cheaper price will try to sneakily raise the price and already built shit. And it's like, you already purchased those. You fucking asshole, you cannot raise those, but they will. And so right now I would say shop around for a pre-built

PCs and you'll have a better price than trying to build one on your own because RAM is so fucked right now. Yeah. Which is probably going to mess with everything. It's going to mess with what? Consos coming out later if this continues. If people even talking about like the Steambox they're like what the fuck is going to happen? Oh yeah. Yeah, that's I don't know man. They're talking about like

I think there was, I don't know how backer at this reporting is. But like there's there's reporting about like how like they're talking about the original plan for PlayStation 6 was like 27, 28 and they were like, oh, we might delay it. And I'm like, yeah, you probably should.

It kind of doesn't even feel like No, I don't know. It's 2026 now or about to be. Yeah. From the time that we're recording. And like, I don't know, what is it two more years and then the next machine's out? Like that doesn't seem right.

2930. Honestly, some people would, be like that's way too late, but I think because of the circumstances, especially the pandemic and how many people, the chip shortage, because of fucking AI and everything, I think it actually makes a lot of sense because I was saying people even talk about the amount of people that still don't have a PS5 is pretty staggering. And if you look at the numbers, it only recently became that most PlayStation gamers are now

majority on PS5 that was only recently yeah like so you know how like it was like oh there's so many people on PS4 still yeah and it only recently has it been a jump to like okay most people are now gaming on PS5 that play on PlayStation that's that's crazy

for you to have a new machine out two to three years later or it's like they're not gonna fucking get it they're not gonna get it they just got this one it is fucking insane yeah and you know I mean there's a lot of reasons for that but price doesn't help and then also what what has

the only thing that's going to compel me to get a PS5 is GTA 6 yeah that's it like for me it's because I know unless they surprise us and like oh we're dropping on PC like a month later or something I don't I yeah no way no no no shot unless they're like oh we're gonna fuck it we're gonna drop the hammer and I'll be okay great yeah I can wait a month I'm fine with people fucking around with it for a month and I'll just play whatever else yeah yeah but yeah so

that'll be it I'll finally get one and then imagine they release like oh PS6 in like two fucking years no like what am I what the fuck am I going to do with that yeah no shot yeah what am I like first of all I don't I don't I guess what I what I what I was I what I well I was I well I on console, this is speaking for myself, what, what else do I need a, what would a PS6 experience even do for me that like say,

I feel like what's going to be a PS5, like I feel like that is, especially a PS5 pro. Like that's a good gaming experience. Like what, what do you say if on a PSFix, what would you be looking forward to? What would you want?

That's the thing. It's like I can't even, I'm so fine. Yeah. With the machines as they are. Right. Where like I just, I don't, I don't know what I would want or care about. Yeah. I haven't seen. Honestly, the only, the last real major jump that I felt that I felt was like cool was like

PS2 to PS3. Right. Xbox Xbox or 60. That was like the last time I felt like there was like a real jump. Because PS3 to PS4 was like, oh, this is like a better looking PS3. and PS5 was just like oh this is like a faster PS4 but like the PS2 to PS3

Xbox Xbox 6 it was like oh these are like fundamentally different machines like they do different things there's like an entire like dashboard system here that's like interesting and weird but like I don't know what the fuck

just make it faster I guess but even that's like I don't I don't care really like kind of right because I don't care because the thing is like now there's so much customizable

in like, oh, I can run it in performance mode. Yeah. You know what I mean? Which is all I give a shit about. Like, I could give a, like, I don't, I don't care if something's 4K, if something's 4K, but I need to run it at 30 frames per second, I don't care about the 4K at all. Like, I don't, exactly. Things look fine enough. I still play like PS1 games and those look, I like the way those look.

I just bought a couple of PS2 games. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? So, like, I just don't care. I can't begin to care about like what those new ones.

I guarantee you, by the way. when the PS6 comes out, they're going to be PS4 games still coming out. I wouldn't be surprised. I would not be, and they're definitely going to still be supporting it. Oh, man,

they can't fucking, not at that point. That's crazy, dude. It's going to be like the first time we're going to see that. There's still millions of people on PS4, millions.

Yeah, and that sounds so. And they're on the games that like, they're on the forever games where like, oh, I'm going to buy a, I'm going to buy a Chun Lee scan.

I don't even care of it runs at 10 frames a second on my PS4 that's been, screaming and hollering at me for the last like 15 years. Oh man, they gotta do they gotta do something to get away from that.

That's crazy. They can't fucking do that anymore. Like why I can't It's time bro. No, it's time. It can't like even, it's time. Like, there's no way.

Like, come on. It is, it is fucking outrageous. I kind of can't believe that it's still. That it's still, that they're still optimizing shit for fucking PS4. It's like, come on guys. You're, you guys are,

okay, whatever. Yeah. It's one time where I'm like, all right, I'm not, I'm not necessarily consumer. I was going to say like, oh, that's consumer friendly. But at the same time, technically it's not because then it's also kind of, it's taking away from games being optimized better on these newer machines. In my opinion, I don't know if that's, I don't know if that's controversial to say. I feel like when you, when you're optimizing things for a, a, oh, fuck what I'm saying.

We got some breaking news. Kingston's arrived. 36 minutes. One thing I want to do is I want to do a quick shout-out before we get into the main part of the show. Yeah. Like a couple months ago, I did like a voice acting thing. I did like a little cameo thing for this Halo Machinima series that this guy's doing. Oh, yeah?

Crash, it's called. And you can go see that. I'm in episode nine And I'm I wanted to fact check this because I saw it And I wanted to make sure that this is actually true And it is true I'm in it with another YouTuber Rakevick But there's also I'm in there with fucking Dave

Fanoi Dave Fenoi Who was Lee Everett in The Walking Dead So that's kind of cool What the hell? Isn't that the old spice guy? What? Isn't he also the old spice guy? Is he maybe?

I think he's the same guy any Unless he just sounds the same when I'm racist I There's not Wait, hold on Wait, you're not allowed To speak yet Yeah, yeah

You can't, yeah You can't speak You're, you're in the shadow realm You're in the shadow realm You're in the shadow realm What's his name again? What's Lee Everett's name? Dave Fenoy

Phenoi F-E F-E-N-N-O-Y F-E-N-N-O-Y I don't think he's the old Spice He's not He's another black person That's it

No They're both just black people No Yes Yes, quite, quite less. No, I know where I'm, um, uh, hold on a second. I think, I think, uh, wow, this guy's 73 years old. He's old.

Yeah, he's been around. Um, okay, wait, no, I think, I think I know where I'm getting things confused. I think they're, uh, the old spice guy. You know, make sure your mics. On eBay, every find has a story. Like, if you're looking for a vintage ban tea. Not just a tea. The band tea.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large

Injury Lawfram. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Cool. Let me see. Okay. No, okay. I know what I did now. So in 2014, there was a little, so there's crossover I just did. So in 2014 was when I started playing the, the telltale Walking Dead games. And around that time, I was watching a lot of Hulu. And Hulu had a lot of ads.

Oh, right. Presented by Wells Fargo. And it sounded like Lee, but it turns out it was the old spice guy. And my brain fucking melted those two things together. So that, because I was like, that sounds kind of like Lee.

So the telltale game, right? Yeah. The, so Lee. I was thinking of the, I was thinking of, I think his name is Morgan then, the black guy from the show proper. Oh. Oh, I was thinking of him. Morgan, the, oh, the guy with the staff and shit. Yeah, the black guy that just doesn't die.

Yeah, he's just persists. He's insane and then not insane. He like, he has like, what does he have? What is he diagnosed with? Who? No, he made it. He made it through. Whatever it is you need.

I guess you need that, though, like to make it through the zombie. Because he's like, he'll be normal, but then he'll be, He's like skits or something. Are you talking about Lee? Morgan. Morgan. So from the live action. He's never watched walking.

I saw the first two seasons. Oh, you know, so you remember in the first season? Oh, the first season. The first guy he meets the black guy. He meets with the little son. Yeah.

That they go into the house and the zombie, which they don't do this ever again, really. The zombie tries to open the door because it has some memories. And then they just don't. Yeah. No more smart zombie. Kind of thing. Or when the zombie picks up the fucking rock to break the window,

when him and Glenn are hiding in the beginning of the show and then they never revisit that and it's like, what? And why? I think the explanation is and which also could be clever is because if you start,

if you look at the zombies as the seasons go on, they're fucking rotting. They're disgusting by it towards the end. So it might be like in the very beginning they had some humanity. And that's the only thing I can think of. That's an explanation for sure. That would be cool.

Yeah. For sure. If that, it also might have been, that might have been, chewhorned in, you know, later to be, it might just be like a narrative choice, but this will be, this will be more interesting for the narrative at this moment. And eventually the zombies become less of characters, which happens always, because it's like, every show that has

zombies, it turns into more like worrying about the people. It's got a show. The concept has a shelf life. Yeah. Inherently. Like, you can, you can't really spend that much time with them. I think you, I think you can, but it's, it depends on the kind of show you're trying to tell. A zombie show is like, yeah, I mean, I guess, but like, a zombie show, I mean, to me seems like, And that's like four seasons. Did you finish the Walking Dead? I finished the first series, yes. Was dog shit.

Oh, yeah. What are the ending? There's like three shows. Yeah. I remember there's more. There's more. There's more. There is?

I think so there's fear. There's fear. I think fear. I got, I got up to season. Fear was good? You liked Fear? I got a season three with fear.

I know Morgan showed up on fear. Because what's his name is in a common domingo. I think that's the main reason why I like Fear the Walking Dead so much. Oh. I like that actor a lot. But other than that, I tried and then I saw at some point like look Morgan I was like I want It's it's a good it's it's this too long it's so many things going on with the universe I watched the first episode where a Daryl is in France

And it kind of seemed like it kind of seemed like it could have been interesting It just it seemed like it could have been interesting I just I'm like why they why is this nigga in France I just I don't know what you do with that universe at a certain point because it's like how long have we been following these characters then? There's another show

where the explanation of what happened with Rick Oh, I know about that Yeah, so that was another one So that's, was that four? That was four of them The one about New York There's one about Maggie

And I'm in, what's his name? Negan in New York Oh wait, so there's five Then there's Darryl Dixon Yeah, there's Fear There's the regular main series then there is the... And then the one that I just said about

fucking Michone and Rick. Yeah, Mishon and Rick show and then there's the world of the Walking Dead, the one that shows what happens to every country, or that might be a book, where it shows what happens at the fall of every country, which is super...

That part is interesting as fuck because they get cooked. So wait, is that how many shows... Did you keep count on how many that was? Probably six. Was that five or six shows? Yeah, probably six. I was paying attention to all.

And then there was... Oh, I forgot about a zombie Herschel. Right, right. Zombie Herschel. Young zombie hercial, we forgot about. Young zombie herschel. That was the most compelling show ever. That was, I'm sorry.

That's showing somebody up slowly. It was zombie Herschel and then the spin-off young zombie Herschel. That's right. I forgot about that. I forgot about you. Yeah, you did. How is the young zombie herself if he turns into a zombie as an old man? Don't.

We explained it in another episode. It thoroughly explained it. Yeah. It was like actually sealed solid. Yep. It's a solid premise. It's more provable than a shroudator. Like it's fucking, you know how

Stoll locked in You know how like You know how it's on face value It sounds insane for Negan and Maggie to have a show together On face value you're like what the fuck is that Like that's that seems kind of Negan and Maggie are I know

I know generally what I know enough about them to feel like That's kind of a weird Do you know who Maggie is? Maggie's the one that took a sledgehammer to to Glenn. Right. No,

Negan is the person that did that. Maggie's his wife. No, Negan is his wife. Yeah, Negan's, Morgan's wife.

Oh, Megan's Morgan's wife. We're getting all twisted up. So, Deacon's Morgan's wife, and then Maggie found Chalkan's hammer. Yeah. And was like, I'm tired of you,

Glenn. You're annoying. We don't need any more minorities to survive. That's crazy. Yeah. He was easy. He was like, let me see what...

He was like, I think that it was cut out of the original script because it was like insensitive. Yeah. But like he had a line in there where he was like, I wonder if Asian eyes are really wide on the outside. And so he like, he tried to see what his eye looked like for real. For real. Because you want to prove that like Asians had ovular football eyes.

That wasn't even good, Chris. No, that's real. Obvular. That's Robin. Oh, interesting. This is a real premise. You can hear it into the deleted audio. You know, he's with Lucille after he finished fucking Morgan with it.

And he was just like, oh, heard you guys have football-shaped eyes under them eyelids. He tries to knock it out. He was about to hit him. And then Morgan was like, hold on, we need to finish having sex. Here, Maggie, you take over. Right. And then she hits his eyes out of his own head. He's like, oh, they're actually spheres.

There's spears. Oh, unfortunate. Oh. He's pissed off. She hits the floor like that and there's a dent. And everybody's like, did anyone notice that? No, seriously. So honestly, honestly, what the, so the guy who kills Glenn has a show with Glenn's wife.

What is, that seems insane to me. It seems like a like, obviously, like interesting pairing, like literary-wise. Like, oh, this is interesting pairing. No. Like, what is it? like a buddy cop thing? Like what do they? It's not a buddy cop,

but they have to work together to survive. I think it's crazy. I mean, the Annegan has been with that crew for a long long while. Because like I don't know the time did this. They just wash over that. They just kind of like don't care after a while. They don't wash over it.

It's probably brought up like every once in a while. Probably once in a while. How is that not something that gets you excommunicated permanently from like a crowd like that? Because it's I don't look. I don't agree with that. But a lot of shit happens between like, but before they even. even like they get well past Exandria and with Negan like a lot of shit out because

Negan was a monster to them. He was terrible. But what happened is that Legan eventually like helps them survive a lot. And a lot like I wouldn't say redeems. Well, he does according to the show that in in the show. If you watch the show he he redeemed. It's like saying Anakin redeems himself. It's like he does some good stuff.

I don't think Anakin had enough time. to redeem himself. He just had he just had one good act of kindness after doing horrible things if Anakin lived as long as Yoda did he would still not redeem himself. Sure. Because he's...

Again, again, you're talking morally, I agree. That's why I don't agree. I'm talking functionally. I don't agree that Megan redeemed himself. So here's a question. Yeah. Darth Vader, right? Yeah. As I know a lot about him, obviously. The the degree to which

How much bad shit is he done really? Like personally. Like crazy. Like crazy amounts of bad. Like he's not as bad as Vegeta though. You know what I mean? I don't think so. Genuinely comparable.

No way. Genuinely comparable. I don't know more enough but also. Genuinely comparable actually. I genuinely don't think possible. Because the thing about Vegeta is that Vegeta did it sort of like in a direct like a bull like a dog being aimed like hey dog awfully should go do that thing.

Vader had intent in the shit he did. Like he purposely killed people and slaughtered them. Vagita kind of did it to like, oh, I'm going here to clean a bathroom so I can sell a house, you know. So I'm just going to burn up everything that's there. So here's the issue. Here's the issue with that. Vader is more insidious. Hold on.

Hold on. Here's the issue of that because they, because like in the Dragon Ball lore, they do try to be like, oh, he had no, he was forced into this life. He, uh, Friza threatened his dad and he, so he had no chance of going down a better path. However, every time he destroyed planets, he enjoyed it immensely. He was traveling to Earth and was like, oh, let's stop this planet to see if it's worth anything. And then just blew everybody up on it and they thought it was hilarious. So it's kind of like it is one of those things that even- But Vina did technically save more people than Vader did ever did.

Yes. Technically, yeah, I think so. Because- Well, no, they blew up the other Death Star up with Vader. I think the thing about Vader is that Vader kind of, cuts off, like, the cancerous malignance that is the dark side of the force air quote until they rape it later on in the franchise. But it's, I don't know nothing. It's like, I think Vegeta has done by now more good than Darth Vader has done.

I think, like, if we go get him to like this end of Z, he's done more good than Vader has. Yeah, I just, I, uh, it's, it's, I really, you know, and I, you always got to, I always got to call into question of Balma, Balma's morality. Oh, absolutely. All of their morality, having him there.

A lot of them, but her specifically from the get-go was like so kind to him and so like caring and endearing. They didn't see it. They're like...

A complete... I'm like, bro, she just doesn't care because like everybody's aware of what he did. She didn't see it, but they're aware. And other people didn't see it too.

Like, Roshi didn't see it. But you know, he understood. Like, bro, this guy sucks. And she's just like, Like, hey, come here, take some showers, have some clothes. Oh, by the way, let's fuck. Let's fuck hard. And I'm like, dude, that guy killed so many people.

But Goku found Chi Chi. I think genuinely, that's why she goes and she fucks Vegeta. Like, I'll get the next, the other saying. Because Goku is like, I'm sorry, I'm already taken. There is some. There are hints of that. I think they were too young at the time for them to do anything. I think Goku's brain was like really not on that tip.

but I think she absolutely would have fucked Goku if Goku would have given her any sort of like If Goku was not Because I wonder about it because they do put this in Super Right That Goku has never kissed Chi Chi And like even Vegeta's like Huh?

Which is stupid because I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure Chichi kisses Goku at the end of Dragon Ball You're gay Gay I can't confirm her to Because I've been seen Jackable.

And they fly off whether on the nimbus. So she kisses on the cheek or the lips? On the cheeks. But he knows. But he knows what a kiss is after that moment? He's probably like, oh, what did she do to me? He didn't ask any. No, he probably didn't.

He's not curious. No, but the thing is that he. And he probably forgot to be honest. And it makes me think that Chi Chi probably. She probably fucking assaulted him. He probably assaulted him. No, seriously. I was just want to say that.

I mean, that's insane. It kind of, it would have to be that. No. It would have to be. Because he would go, because if he doesn't even want to kiss, does he want to well okay he's one of these guys

to like she has to trick him yeah like she covers himself in peanut butter yeah he's like I do love peanut butter he bites her once

and she's like what the fuck no she actually like he she's like eat me out and he actually starts eating her

he started to eat ow what the what you said to eat you out Chi Chi I don't understand I think like that thing

I don't I don't have it take under she just there for some reason Rezhard Rezard What are you doing?

Coco! They're all just there in the room. They're all in the room. They're all in the room. They're all in the room. Crily blows up. Curlin flies to the house. Crily flies to the roof on the living room blows up.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. The way he killed. Why? Why did that happen? The way Kremlin dies, crazy. I love it.

That is such a wild moment. He got abused so much on Namik. I love it. He got him and go on. Did he get killed twice in like in the span of like five, in the span of like what like a cannon hour? You know what's crazy about, he didn't die the first time. He did.

Because then they healed him. And Tsunami in the Tsun. He was damn near dead. He was almost gone. He would have been dead. If he if he was left for a few more minutes, he would have passed away. Seconds. Yeah.

Bro, he was bleeding. The horn that went through his body took up all of his vital organs Like it makes those sense He had to have grown them back Then they made him grow back everything But what's crazy is that that's canon for the Nemecians They can do weak as Piccolo can just

Make stuff I know I know The clothes beam That's a fucking thing that people talk about I was like hey Piccolo can you like make me a pair of Jordans You know fucking make me a pair of Jordans You know and he's like Aenekean sweatshop would go crazy

It would that's it wouldn't even become a sweatshop it would just become a thinking make see there's the thing about and that and that's what lets me like where you get you get lost in the lore where these people are all about commerce right like the frisa and his his goons and i'm like as soon as you know that he can do like certain things like this these nemecans you're like slaves you immediately yeah like killing them all right exactly it is insane like if you look at it's like he's like he's like he's like he's He's not actually a particularly industrious person. He actually is technically,

it does technically make sense. Yeah. Because he is like a nepo baby technically. Because his dad is really the guy. His dad's, you know, and his dad's not out there fucking his dad's not out there's fucking.

I think his dad is kind of the point where he would have been like, I'm kind of just done doing this. Is that what it is? He's focused on the scenes. He's focused on the commerce. He's like, oh, I got all my dad's money.

You know, I'm gonna fuck. Look at me. I'm a fucking, I'm a mysterious gender or sex. You can't tell which I am. I also beat the fuck out of you too. You don't know.

Freezer was my first introduction to like androgyny. Yeah. It was a chance and him. And, uh, Diodoria. Oh, Diodoria. Because Dora is the, the pink spikes on the head. Dadoria. Oh yeah.

Just can't tell you. I'm like, I'm like, Friza and Dadoria. I'm like, what are these? Free Zarbon. Zarbone's clearly. Zargon is clearly a gay guy. He's a man, but he's clearly just gay shit. Zarbonne is clearly a lesbian.

And then Jason Berta had sex. They were fucking They didn't make a purple A whirlwind And they're fucking Fucking purple whirlwind As they're fucking They're fucking together

They're actively fucking They're like not one is fucking the other It's like a bunch of It's like a fucking fest And Ganyu was gay shit too Because he was having them Get all into the festivities In the arts

Like a like a flamboy and gay person But he's like he's like a theater He had sisters and stuff Yeah He was raised with purely women Yeah He's like really into Sondheim You know like a lot of musical

Because you gotta think he's like Change with women a lot You know He was just a just a, try it out. Like, what was the thing that he's saying? What is it like that? Change now.

It's that stupid. No, it is, it is that, it is that stupid. It is, it is literally that change now. Fucking unimaginative.

I really, that really thought of my head it was like some spells. In Japan, in Japan, it has to be something different. It's close to something different in Japan. It must be.

But for us, it's just like we don't, there are seven-year-olds watching this. Oh, yeah. What's the, we don't have to make this. fucking complicated. It's like what we thought it was special beam canon.

Yeah. And it was like it was a, what was it? Mahalo Zampo. Yeah. But just like devil beam, devil beam, big. Yeah. So even as young, I was like special beam canon doesn't make. So there's Misenko and then there's special beam canon.

What's crazy? Because Misenko, you know what it is. He says it. It's demon wave. Yeah. And then you're like, oh, and then Gohan just does it later. And you're like, why is this kid doing it? I like how he just has it out of nowhere, right?

He just meat jocked him. He was like, oh, that. That's my, that's my man. My favorite, my favorite thing is, like, in the games when, like, there's, there's characters that they let you play as who clearly don't have defined moves at all. And double, double Sunday, Saturday, crush. Saturday, like, it's like, what's rad is this thing? It's like, I don't know, days, days of the week, I don't know.

Why I still, to this day, don't understand that. They didn't have, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't, he didn't fight long enough to have anything. They didn't think, oh, what are their techniques? Like, the fact that Vegeta has techniques before he comes. there is stupid because they're not martial artists. They're like military people. They know how to fight. They don't have like, oh, I'm going to use this particular thing. It's like, nigga, I'm blasting you. What do you mean? So like when you, so they give us a game where

they have to give them techniques for people to read through them correspond. It's like, well, listen. Saturday crush. Listen, double Sunday is a real move from from the actual anime. Is it? At least in the American dialogue. I don't know what you. What part? In the American- He shows up. Does he say double something? No, he does. He does.

He does the move with both hands. And I was like, why is he, why does he have a Sunday? My, what are the sayings have Sunday? There is so many, there are so many things. What's happening?

I can't believe that they even, I can't believe that they actually included this. I was like, wow, some real, some like astronomy like, where it was like astrophysics where they're talking about the dragon balls. And they're like,

oh, ours takes a year in Namick 2. but that's only like 140-something days on earth. And I was like, I can't believe they actually acknowledge that. Because everything else doesn't matter at all. There's glimmers of like real like, oh, he really thought about this. And he was like immediately like, and then their hair gets spiky and they punch each other. Dude, their hair never grows from a kid. Well, San's hair changed.

They stay the same. They never grow. And then human Sane's hair radically changes throughout their lives. And it's like, well, that's fine. I'm just saying like... Well, it's not... Because it's like a mix, like you could write that off. Chris, it's not like our hair changes.

Like, oh, our hair grows or shortens. Their hair, Gohan's hair throughout his life has had... He's had more fits than anyone else in that series. It's insane. The people who animated him were probably upset. They're like, God, damn it, like, decide already. Because he's growing up again, it's like, oh, my God, why don't they just make him one age and stay that way?

And they're like, nah, he's a grown-ass man now. Do you think Friza has, like, a... Friza must have an accountant. Right? I think he does. Like there's a guy, there's a guy on like, um, I'm glad they never showed it. There's a guy on turbo. There's a guy.

There's a guy in Frieses' mothership on turbotax. And he's like, what's the turbo tax? I was just saying I'm glad they never showed his accountant because you know what he was. Oh, yeah. You know it because in every iteration I see when there was an accountant and a cartoon or something old. It's just Dobby. It's always. Not even Dobby.

What you call it does it worse? Harry Potter, the fucking goblins. That's just. I'm on two minds about that where I like I kind of let's hear it well I think it's also kind of anti-semitic to just assume that those are Jewish well you know what I mean have you I understand what you're saying have you seen the way they talk what do they say what do they say no they like oy vee they labor they're like oh way they're like oh hey it's magic and then they gave them the the the most dagger like noses and very much so disrespectful banners have to have those

noses and Italians have those noses and Moroccans have noses. They're not the same noses, man. I mean, I have a nose like that. I have a relatively pointy nose too for a black man. I understand. But it's not the same. I know how my nose looks. My nose is, it's a protrusive nose.

You look like an invader. What is that? You have an invader nose. What is that? Like the nose of someone that wasn't the people where they were at? Yeah. If you showed up. They're like, you're not exactly off from here.

What are you doing here? No. Don't take me If you shut up at BET They'd be like You belong here You belong here But also like

Someone walked up to you And ral It's fucking crazy I don't know man I think I just love the idea that like he's got a guy sweating Like over taxes

Yeah And like account Well he has an assistant You guys saw Battle of God Or not battle of Broly It's been a while Did you see Broly? I can't remember

I can't remember anything about it I don't know There's this little assistant that's like Hey, we know he, because he has so many niggas working for him. Yeah. That is like he has to have somebody doing the money. Sure.

Assume somebody's doing the church. Do you guys on April like 14th? Yeah. He's dressed. He's like, oh, oh. Oh. He's just, he's just Vegeta, but his name is Gojita. And he's just stressed out about fucking finances.

His name's Money Jita. Money Jita. Very clever. It might as well be. Like, if we're talking about the change now universe. Change now. double Sunday Change now

It's crazy Change now It must be better in the jab It must be like a Although it might just be Japanese change now Who the fuck knows It could be

We don't talk about the fact that Like radids came to earth Piccolo and Goku fought him Piccolo kills Goku He had a smirk on his face Actively when he did it Absolutely Then he was like

Oh he got a kid Bet He naps his kid Doesn't even take care of him well He throws him in a forest makes him suffer for seven months and then goes back he's like oh you're pretty strong

no not bad he did cheat though because he gave him like a sword I mean cheating giving a four year old I don't know any means to survive alone in the wilderness is uh

well because he said well he was like I'll trade you if you to survive and then he was like oh I guess I was a little bit too hard and a little nigger and then he gave him like some shit he used to throw him at mountains dog he pitched him at a mountain

yeah but what does that mean for the dragon ball I was like who cares I mean, I think because of, I think because of Gohan being a hybrid, I think, like, I think the key is what makes them like actually ridiculous. Because remember when Goku almost gets shot or a rock thrown at him? And he's like, he's like, what the fuck that hurt me? So I think they are stronger than normal people are obviously. But I think when they're not focusing on like combat, they just get like powered down.

Oh. Do you think Krillen exploded because he just wasn't focused on staying alive? Like that just kind of happened To him. It's like how Jedi Can like anti-force other people From using the force on him Like Freezer didn't do it to him He just like that just would happen

There's so much There's so much power in a regular human vessel That if he doesn't like Really lock in all the time You would just blow up Yeah And Freezer just said that he did that He was like I did that

Staring He gets out the water He's like half like half like fucking exhausted And Kreland blows up And he quickly stands up And he's like Just to get his ass beat really badly

like Goku man Goku beats him up really bad I don't know why he comes back after that just stay dead just chill there's absolutely nothing in that show makes it look at a look at sense but that's what makes it it's one of those exceptions

where every once in while even while I'm watching like in the background my brain will try to jump at like why and I'm like stop it's even sillier in GT or like what is it they everybody comes back from hell you remember that episode

of GT or everybody And Napa shows up and he doesn't say anything. He doesn't even have any lines. He doesn't even have any lines. They bring Napa back for like, for like 15 seconds. That's hilarious. Like, yeah, yeah. You think you grunts.

Napa and Radita's like, and Vigida kills him. And Vigida, Mustachita kills him in like a second. I don't fucking, I have not watched GT. I watch it only once, so I don't remember much of it.

I remember that distinctly because I was like, oh cool. What is it? Daima? Daima. Yeah. It looks really cool. I watched a little.

I watched a little bit of it, but also I was like, what's this obsession with the, the, the Goku turned into a child? What is this? I think Toriyama just likes Kid Goku more. Clearly. Because I'm like, I'm not a child, so I don't really. I think one, he's easier to draw. He's way easier to draw for him probably. And then two is that.

I think that's when he had the most fun, right, in the universe. Napa is in the Shizzi for 50 seconds. Yeah. He's doing his little, fucking. Oh, yeah, is when he blows up the city. Yeah, he's doing that to nothing, though. he's just, he's just,

it blows up another city. There was a city there. Yeah, there was a city there. Yeah, and then like he's just standing there. And he only do that

when there's a city? Like, why is it? That stipulation. I can only blow up cities. He can only do it around, he can only do it in certain area codes. Yeah.

It has to be a certain level of population area from them to be able to do that. Yeah. He's like, if one more person gets off this bus, got it. And he fucking nukes the city. And he just,

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if Napp into the same power level Like he's got to be like a gnat He's got to like a fucking They're decades stronger Than that time you know It is insane I feel I do I'm a little bit

The only thing that I'm annoyed about Is how long it took them to use Hyperbog time chamber Because like They Goku was able to withstand You know like once he gets on The King Kai's planet

That's 10 times of gravity And that's the same level in the chamber. And I'm just like at that point, you'd be like, oh, send them, those niggas will be able to handle it now. Like we're strong, where everybody's strong enough to where you can use it and take advantage. We can get much stronger to. Only at that time did they use. And I'm like, why didn't anybody make this suggestion? Especially, there's so much stronger now after planet, uh, King Kai's planet and all that.

So because what's his face? Yamcha goes into the 300 times gravity thing. And he doesn't die though. He almost dies though. But he should have literally been flattened like because Goku trained in 100 on the way to Namik. And that and it took him a while to get used to that. He almost died from that too. Yes, three times that.

How the fuck did Yamcha even survive that? So Yamcha is significantly more powerful. I'm like why can't they can clearly they'll be fine in the time chamber. And they only use that the last second like, oh, I'm. better now we need this i'm like niggie you guys could have been training this shit for fucking forever obviously like that would just be the go-to like every time something happens there's a especially for sands they don't physically age after a certain point so they get really elderly yeah like just going there and this train until you train until you come out and you're like hey i can

i'm god now yeah and look at this logs i know i'm being retarded because i just said that this is one of those shows that you just you ignore how much it doesn't make sense whenever you write something right whenever you write in the world and you're not actively going back and reviewing the shit you write, you are going to miss things. And I feel like for, for Dragon Ball in particular, especially Dragon Ball Z, that is okay from the very, it's been, it's been from the very beginning. Like, it's not game of Thrones. It is not, it is not, it is so far from anything that makes sense. Where's lunch?

Certain shows. Where did she go? It doesn't matter. Certain shows like you don't, I don't know, and then there are certain shows where it's just like, they treat it like that, but like you really should have been more care of like stranger things is like that right now where you're like you're watching you're like I'm pretty sure this isn't how any of this works. But strange things I think is just like have you caught up at all? I'm caught up now because I'm like I watched that show a long time around I was like I might as well just finish it but like I don't know what the fuck's going on dude.

There's a few there's a few moments they really like there's a few moments I didn't like but I think overall it's fine. I think it's just not I think the tone of that show is fucked. Yeah like it's just completely because it's just like it's a bunch of characters being like it's a bunch of characters coming up with a plan and like describing the plan as if they're as if they're trying to explain a plan to like a special needs class that is the thing that happens a lot

this is this is this is this is Mike and this is the upside down we gotta get Mike in the upside they literally do that they literally like use like props that's happened that's happened too this is Benjamin Netanyahu and this is Palestine we gotta give Palestine to Benjamin and Yahoo and that way Palestine's gone

It's like Sounds good Sounds very good He's there I am But there's one tiny little flaw in your plan You don't have

It's literally written Like there's a scene There's an episode where they do it I think like three times in a row And I'm like brother this is bad This is like really annoying I don't think you to not To stop paying attention to your phone

I think it's I think they've done it too often I think they've done it too often I think that does get annoying I think the biggest problem is that like My biggest problem was the fucking dog What do you mean? When the music's fucking playing and the dogs are walking up to the music slowly. There's no dogs.

The demigorgian dog things. I don't know what you're saying. Okay, clearly. You watch different shows. He watched things that are strange. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Things that are strange. Things that are, oh, you're right.

I was watching things that are strange. Right. That's the Chinese version. Right, exactly. You know, like they have black people. Certainly. Certainly not. It's just black people.

It's just the same show, but they edit Lucas out. That's crazy. They edit Lucas to being a blue-eyed white man. Is he the only black person in the show? Him and his sister. Him and his sister, yeah, yeah. And the fucking military guy, I get fucking burnt horrifically. What?

I thought that was a... Is that not Welcome to Derry? No. Oh, oh, yeah. There's a military guy. There's military people get burned to everything. By the way, that's another show, by the way, that I'm trying to watch. I don't care at all about that show.

You don't care about the show. I've tried. I've tried, like I've watched, so I watched the first two episodes and I was like, okay. And then I watched episode three and I restarted it like eight times. And I was like, man, I just don't, I just don't give a shit at all. Because I'm like, it's a clown. He's not just a clown. What's that's so minimizing?

He's a clown. And they're saying Vegeta's just a midget. Well, he's an Asian midget from space. What are we doing? Well, the thing to me about Pennywise is that like I simply just wouldn't be around that a clown. I simply would avoid the clown And that I'd be fine Yeah how does that work

How does Pennywise work? Is he terrorizing Because I really Personally I don't give him shit about it He's got an office Is he is like Pennywise and Co And then people call him Yeah people call him is like hey I need to be scared I need to be scared

Can you can you terrify me please He's like Hong Kong And he's the next thing Then he shows you fucking I don't know fucking life under Jim Crow or some shit It's like ha ha ha ha ha It's kind of like a smiling friend's situation right

Where they got like a business where like he just has to scare you Okay It's like smiling friends and monsters zinc I was thinking of monster zinc yeah But is he like you know he kills people right Yeah he murders them also but like he doesn't He obscures that fact Oh it's on the last page it's on the last page

It's not even fine print It's large but it's at the end And nobody wants to Will kill you Will kill you and then everybody signs it I love friendly wise Friendly wise

Friendly wise I love it So now there's enough So we we got Michael stupid and friendly wise Friendly wise It's a nice guy He's a nice dude

Like genuinely there's nothing Odd about him He's like I'm just a guy Have you So something Something that I've Fucking clown Something that I've noticed

And it bothers me that I've That I'm even remotely aware of this But I'm curious if Any facet of the audience Is aware of this Because I was looking up just like a lot of the takes about stranger things I was like I was curious like if people

were as annoyed with it as I was in a lot of people are it's not going over super well they could tie it together well in the finale like who the fuck knows but like at this point at this moment everybody's like I don't know but I came across this thing where

are you familiar with this premise that like Will the the kid that goes missing he's gay right he's very gay Clearly. This is immediate, like, off rip in the first episode. I was like, I was like gay child.

I mean, he's the first one to get fucked in the mouth by Vecna. It is. The implications of the show are kind of all over the place, too, where it's like, it's a little weird. You could, I could see a world where like, like, there's a Catholic or maybe not a Catholic, but there's like some Uber Christian where it's like, he's gay because he was molested. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, I could see that. Like, I don't think that's what, I don't think that's true. That's not what the show writers were. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think I could see that. But there's a thing that's like Mike and Will are supposed to be, or like there's like a ship there.

Together. Yeah, they want. And people are mad that it's not happening. Like people are furious about it. Do you people watch the show? Well, they shut it down. No, they don't. They shut it down.

Of course. I thought it was funny because I remember the exact moment when they shut that that down. Yeah. And I happened to, Joe was rewatching to get ready for the new season. And I happened to walk in the living room as that scene was playing out. And so I got the driving. back. Yeah, they're driving and then he turns around and starts like almost crying, right? Yeah, yeah. That's

the moment where it's like, it's, that that's it, that's it, that's it's it, that's it's it. That's it's it. I happen to catch that moment again perfectly getting probably a coffee or something and I just had to like point my finger and you know, calm the F slur and then walk back in my room. It was perfect. That's great. It was perfect. It was like this. I was like, I can't believe I was blessed with the scene again. Just roving homophobia. Just like, there's like a roaming boss in a soul's game and it runs into Derek and Derek's like, hey, F word. You have to fight them off.

Had you, you know? I think it's like, ha ha. Yeah, I don't know. I was just like, really, really unhinged shit. Like a lot of like crazy people online. They're so mad that these kids are fucking each other. They're furious that this straight child isn't gay. Yeah.

They're like, why aren't these children fucking each other in the ass? It's like reverse like conservative stuff. You know what I mean? I think it's idea people want will to succeed. And his success for him would be finding love. would be superseding the consent of his straight friend. That's crazy. But the problem is that during the season, him and freaking Mia Hawks character

have a whole conversation about like this person is not the person I was meant to be with, but they're the person that helps me understand who I am. Sure. And people are just like, I'm just going to not. That's why I think the problem is like, I don't think the season's perfect by any means. I think last season is much better. I think the season's biggest problem. One and four are great seasons.

The biggest problem with this entire. season of the show is that there's too much going on. That is the, that is just the ultimate There's so many. There's so many. It looks like Concord. It looks like, it looks like the Concord character Russar is just like, who the fuck are all these people? And there's a scene where like Will comes out, he comes out to everybody. There's characters there who don't know him.

He's like, everybody should be here for this because I got to come out to everybody. Who doesn't know him? Well, dude, like, everyone there knows him. There's people there that have no, uh, Robin's girlfriend is there. Who the fuck is Robin? Who is that? Maya Hawk. Me a Hawk. She's the girl that worked with Steve at the ice cream place in through season three.

Oh, shit. She's the lesbian. Oh, shit. I forgot about that. So she's got a girlfriend. She's got a girlfriend that just figured out about all this shit like 20 minutes before he comes out. She's the only person, I think. And then 11th sister.

Murray barely knows him. And like 11 sister doesn't know him. Murray knows well. Wait, 11 sister. Brother. Oh, do you remember that? Do you remember the episode of season two that was like the backdoor pilot for her like X-Men show? Do you remember this?

No. I got a one. It was the worst. It was the worst. It used to be the worst rated episode of the show. Because it was like this, it's some clear backdoor pilot. Oh,

oh, oh, Oh, Oh, Guy green's in that episode. I was just about to say that. That's the only reason I remember that. And she goes off and does this like adventure with punks.

That's right. And she like, edgy. And she learns the word bitching or something. Yeah. I remember. They brought her back and she sucks. Still,

I don't know why. Why do they? That's so funny. for them to be like we're going to wrap up. I think clearly she's a, she's clearly there to be, well, they won't day lesbian kind of. She's there.

She's there to like close that back end part of like, oh, there's going to be no more people like that in the universe afterwards. Sure they weren't trying to open up her back in by, you know, like exploring. Is that what was happening? It's for me,

it's like they clearly show up. I'm just going to ignore it like this dumb. Hey, what's a cop's name? Uh, hopper. Yeah. Yeah.

So what, I love that actor. I love that actor. I saw a lot of people, uh, Because you were complaining about people not being shipped. I saw a lot of people were complaining about a hopper in 11 not getting to go. I don't believe that.

I don't believe that's crazy. That's so fucking trash. That joke was so disgusting. Oh, my God. It was so unnecessary. It was so unnecessary. Oh, my God. All right, let's move on the questions.

Oh, my God. Derek, why? Let's move out of some questions. Why would you do that? It wasn't me. It's the fandom people. It's the, it was the, the, It's the stance.

I was the person that started the fucking Reddit page. It wasn't me though. I created the Reddit don't look at the username. It is wild though like to see that many people

be like oh but look at how like that's how it isn't everything. Look at how they look at each other like Mike's clearly closeted and gays like I think you guys I think a lot of and look maybe this is inaccurate but I kind of feel like

I think a lot of online queer people have like an outdated understanding of what a modern straight person is. You can just you can say I love you. to your friend and it's not inherently like... You can also be a twink. You can have a twink body and not crave penis. On eBay, every find has a story.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, like, I don't know. I think there's this assumption that like because friendships are written better now or something, that it's like, oh, they must be gay. It's like, no, people just don't care as much.

They just about, yeah. I think they handled that scene very well, though. What? The coming out scene? I think you handled it very well. So there's a scene It should have been with just There's a scene where you should I think there were too many people there It looked like end game It looked like it looked like all the people

were coming through portals It's like it goes on your left It's like you're gay Gay, gay gay I think he handed to say I think it was written well That's what I think it was written well I don't think it was what to call

Gay Gay gay Gay Gay Gay Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

gay I think it was written while everyone being like just there listening to him no yeah but you it's funny watching because like you see all the characters that know him come up to hug him all his close friends and then there's the characters who just like what the fuck he's gay they're just like who is that who is that who is that and why do I give a shit that he's gay who is that I just bet you guys there's only two of them there's like four of them no yes it's 11 sister and it's freaking no girl 11 sister it's it's uh uh uh vicky Was Vick was Vick was Vecna there? Steve doesn't know Will either by the way.

That's insane. That's insane. They work together a bunch. No. Chris, yes they do. Go back and watch the show. They're never on screen together at all. They may not be on seeing each other, but they know, absolutely know each other. They know of each other in the same way that.

That's crazy. I know about you. I swear to you. Kingston, I haven't even seen this, but I saw a clip where even Vecna was there. The Vecna was like clapping. He's, he's clapping. He's clapping. He's like, I'm going to try to kill you still, but I respect that you know your truth.

I'm so proud of you. There was the whole thing. I was trying to bring it out of you. I was trying to admit you were gay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for creating an alternate adventure to make this. But like, I just, this, I, you really need to do this for yourself. I think, I think there's like really good.

There's so many dead kids behind him. There's really cool points of it. Like, I think it's all your fault, actually. If you were to just accepting yourself sooner, all these kids would still be alive, actually. that's the message that they're kind of sending. It's on you, Will. It's on you. Honestly, that's the message of their kind of sending.

Yeah. It's like if Will had just accepted that he was gay, there wouldn't be, all those kids would have survived. There wouldn't have been a lot of. The Catholic priests will be like, see, that's what I was trying to do to you, altar boy. Right.

I was trying to get you to accept that you're gay and I kept pumping you. It's just struggled. He treats. I don't know why that actually made me a little bit nauseous. Yeah, you should. Because like you made a visual for me to make me feel gross. You'll like,

you'll maybe stop joking about this. No, it's great to joke about it as long as I'm not picturing anything. That's what you got to do. It's got to be empty in there for you. Yeah. If you're going to talk about something that dark, you can't start visualizing it.

Then you're like, ooh, that's real. I can't visualize. That's why I can't draw. I can't visualize anything. Oh, yeah, you don't have that thing. That's weird. That's, I can't, I just don't believe you. I can't imagine.

I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I feel, some people can't imagine them. I feel so bad for people like that because I just, I'm like, what do you do? Our friend Marin can't imagine. Because I'm like, you need, you need that to read books. Like, you can't even enjoy a book. Because like, I think reading books helps you develop that ability.

I hope it helps you like solidify it more. Yeah. And I think because of the fact that people don't read quite as much that, that like ability has become less common, actually. I mean, I would, that kind of fucks you up though because some day Because I remember I read Charlotte's Web and I just thought, like, I remember reading Charlotte's Web and I thought the pig was just a fat woman. But you have autism. It's not like that. So that's why you're like retarded.

So that's why you envision they're correctly. Because they said pig and you're like, oh, fat bitch. Yeah. I don't know why. And Spider. I'm just a weird thing that. A fat woman and a spider. I mean, that's, I'd read that.

That's cool. I read that. Fat woman and a spider. Fat woman reads spiders webs. This movie's, this fucking dogs. I'm going to play Halo. Whenever you're reading something next time, I want you to enhance your story. Imagine every single character that is being described also has an extremely erected penis.

That would ruin a lot of things. You're advocating for mods for books, basically. You just tried to mod your perception. You tried to mod your perception mentally. Nexus mod, you know, and then you just easily install. You just cut your head open, put a fucking wire to your head. No, guys, I got an amazing business idea, okay? Yeah.

Let's start Nexus mods, but for books. books and it's just sentences. Completely, I'm on board. You're reading it, then it's like a line that says points like this way and you read and has fat dick and you go back to reading what you were doing. Yeah. It's going to be, it'll be kind of like Madlibs a little bit, no? Sure. Something like that?

Yeah, yeah. Give me an example of how this would work. So let's say you're reading of mice and men, right? Yeah. You're reading of mice and men and you get to the scene where, I don't know, they kill the guy. They kill the retarded guy Oh, okay Yeah, where the guy kills the retardant

So like the last page? Yeah, yeah, yeah How about where the retarded guy kills the woman? Oh, yeah, that's a better scene That's a fun year scene And then you go like, oh, I want to mod this scene

And then you go to, you go to Nexus mods Yeah For books, we'll figure out We'll figure out the name out later But then you go like, okay And you go page two nights Page of whatever it is

Uh huh And then It just says like Imagine the woman's fat though That's why he killed her. That's great It actually That's context

And then you go back To the booker You're like You get a lot of little You get a lot of little laughs and giggles That is so much better Yeah

That is a true And we charge Ten bucks per mod We do Per sentence Right We need Book nerds

Would fucking pay for it I bet It's just to feel something They're stupid You can get that like Retail therapy You know how like It feels like

To buy like a Like a nice shirt Or whatever Yeah Oh I'm spending Money on it So it's valuable Yeah

Even though it's made by like some fucking fucking Venezuelan child. Yeah. How you doing over there? I blew him up. I blew up the child. Just enjoying hearing what you guys are talking about. I blew up a boat and they were swimming away

and I blew him up again. We blew up Nigeria for no reason. Actually happened. Literally for no reason. We what? They attack Nigeria for no reason. That's so crazy. Him learning in real time.

Like he's not even. remotely in charge. What did we do? Did you see, I didn't know. That shit was so fucking crazy. What are you talking about? There's no more,

Nigeria. There's no more crazy anymore, man. For no reason. It's just reality. It's just reality. He's doing a really good job fucking the rest of America for the rest of the world.

Like he's gonna, we're gonna become a national country because we're gonna have to be. Everyone's gonna be like, we hate you all so much. I want a Venezuelan skeleton on my Christmas tree right now.

Can you do that for me? Like detain the boats. Watch and detain the boats. Don't blow them up. I guess. That is so much better. It's, it's,

I'm not even a military specialist, but I feel like, why don't you like observe the boats then detain them once they dock on American soil? Why are you trying to, like as if they're trying. As if they're not, yeah.

It's not clearly the reason to do it is to do it. It's just to give like another fucking frightful thing. But the. problem is that the people don't even agree with it. I don't know what, like, I don't know what's going on anymore. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's clear. He, they want to invade Venezuela and rape them of their resources. The only thing that they're trying to do, which I don't, because really the thing that's

weird to me is that they just don't do it. You know, the thing is they're waiting for them to, you know, Venezuela to defend themselves. And they're not that stupid. And they're like, bro, we know that if we retaliate, we're fucked. So that's the only thing that's. Yeah. But I'm just kind of like, this administration is so fucking corrupt. I'm like, why are they even doing, why are they even pretending?

Just go. Like, it is crazy that they're even trying to put up a facade. It's like, we know your corrupt. Just do it. The UN needs to be like, yo, for real stop. And they're not. They're just like, no, they're not. Like they go, whatever.

Let it don't do. And it's like, no, you have to say something. Seriously, stop. And there was so much crocodile. There was so much crocodile on that boat. I could barely finish it. I could barely finish it. I did that.

My leg is melting. My body is hurting. I'm dying. I was walking around with a melting leg because I got faulty. Crocodile from Venezuelan. Child number three. I thought I was going to turn into a street shark. Turns out I'm not a street shark.

I'm just a fucking sexual predator. He just says it. He's getting old to the point. My conviction. in New York are very damning but uh... Very cool.

But you know definitions of laws are really fucked I like rape. He just comes out. He's just... Hopefully that baby thing doesn't get any traction. He's looking like it's like

he's starting to say things out loud now that I'm like even even though he's like always been a boisterous, loud, annoying person. Yeah. He's saying stuff out loud lately that I'm like you're definitely like losing. and your faculties a little bit. Grandpa.

He's been tripping the whole time. Grandpa needs to go to bed. He needs, yeah, put Grandpa to sleep. Yeah. I do, I do not, I do not see him finishing this. I never sleep because they're gonna put me in a sarcophagus.

But if he does, if he does finish the presidency, he's not making it do the presidency. If he does finish the presidency, he is going to jail as soon as he's like. I had no shot. That is crazy. On eBay, every find has a story. Like, if you're,

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

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He's already pardon himself. Oh, did he full on pardon himself? The Supreme Justice, where they were like, presidents can do whatever they want. And then this was hilarious. He was still talking mad shit about Obama. And a reporter, I think it might have been outside an airport or something, or whatever. It was one of those outside ones. And they were like, hey, so since you basically gave presidents a blanket like pardon,

while they're the president, they can do whatever they want, essentially. does that mean you can't like prosecute Obama and he's like oh I never thought of that and he was like you can tell that he was kind of like fuck because he wanted to try to fuck Obama because the only reason he became president was because Obama was talking

shit about him I would like to fuck Barack Obama yeah I think that's that he actually went to have sex to him he said that yeah it's not and then the reporter said well you know you can't that would be sexual assault and he's like oh I didn't know that what's new about that I didn't know that mean

I've already done that before I've never heard of such a thing People can say no People can people have only ever said People have only Have I ever asked somebody for sex They say they say yes Or they say yes in a way that sounds

To a lot of people like no But like I know it's I know it's a different language for yes Is it a different dialect How many There's like over like 20 women that have accused them right Of sexual women There's at least 13 I know that

And at least and those are all the ones that like got to court and were founded but the problem is that and that's not even mentioning the animals that can't testify Yeah they had a crazy Several Several badgers Badgers

He really likes badges for some people I like how they fight back I love how ferocious the honey badges are They look whimsical and weird I like to fuck them They struggle really good They struggle really The dog's, I love the idea of a dog

Behind the fucking What is it the, the, the, the court thing The, um, the, um, the, says it's not a podium exactly. They're on the stand. They're just like, or the bench. Yeah, some of the, yeah. Approach the, approach the, approach my dog. The dog's up there with his dog hands and it just.

The dog, the dog's hand. Point. He takes, he takes his upper, he takes his upper, he takes his upper, he takes his upper, he takes his upper, he takes his. and he slides it down his arm real painfully. Ew. Oh my God. He gets his hand and he makes primate knuckles.

And he points at him. The dog is in so much pain. That is that imagery. That imagery is really gross. That's a really neat trick. Ew. You're going to believe this freak. You're going to believe this raped dog by me.

This raped dog by me. Who's going to listen to the words of a raped dog That I raped, mind you Listen, I didn't do it I didn't do it There is a difference between rape and having Doing it Sex with the

With an animal that doesn't want to have sex to you Without its consent You know, it is a difference in the word So I win The difference So I win I win And the judge is like

You're right I love you Mr. Trump I love you can you rape me Doing it is Fucking Fucking Giant bag of money with a giant sign of them.

You are so right, Mr. President. You can't even see him. He can't even see it. The bag is in front of him. It's got a money symbol. He gets a bag of bowed the bloat. That is midsection. He's trying to pound the gavel.

He can't even reach the back. So fucking big. Dismissed. Rape the dog again, actually. The dog's going to prison. Oh. Oh. Rout row.

Not again. That's so fucking. Put that dog in my car when we're done. Get the dog in my car. Don't give him a seat. Don't give him a seat. Don't give him a seat. Lock him in the trunk.

Like him in the trunk. Put a muzzle on him. Make the trunk that big enough for me to fit in there too. I like a closing counter. Bend his legs so they look like people legs. I don't want him running away. Make him sit down like a human being. He's so like deeply off this thing.

He's like, I don't believe you're. sitting down unless you look like a person. Sit down anyway. Cross your legs. Put the seabelt on him. Secure it. The dog's crying. The dog is crying holding its head load.

Smile like a person. Smile like a person right now. Ross, I'm going to use two C outlets. This is easily the most absurd. Fucking. Oh, my. It's funny that the only dogs that really smile like that are terrier Or not terriers are pit bulls

Pit bulls don't smile They do they smile Well they look like they're smiling You know because when they're putting their tongue out And Mr. World what? No they like they that's crazy Yeah yeah pit bull No they put they pull their

They pull their faces back and it's like a smile I think they bred them to do that though clearly but They bred them to smile why Yeah The kind of dogs they are like the because pit bulls are not What would it benefit anybody for a dog to visibly smile Because it looks cuter. So we were going to want the dog more.

How would you... They're going to assault it harder. I mean... And it's funny because it's pit bulls. So like pit bulls have like a really like mean street. They're not the worst dogs, but they have like a very mean street. So get over here, Mr. Willow. My theory on that is that like they're the same as other dogs is that they're so strong that it matters.

They were bread to fight. They were bread to fight. Sure. But what I'm saying is like, I don't know, you see a poodle like, you know, grab a toy. Have you seen a real pool? And it's like if, if that poodle, if that poodle, if that pooh. was the size of a pit bull and as strong as a pit bull and acted exactly the same way that's fucking dangerous but they're acting the same way i don't i think i think the problem is that the

people that the people that have pit bulls more often than not are shitty people right so their dogs are more abusive right yeah yeah i hear they call you mr worldwide uh mr pit bull yeah that's my name they call me so worldwide this is my dog pit bull i say i've said niggum plenty of times i'm gonna have sex with you without consent worldwide how about that uh no you're not Don't touch me. What is? I'm trying to think of like a like a pit bull impression. But I don't know what he says outside of Mr. Worldwide. He sounds.

I don't, I think it's like a Pokemon. He sounds very Cuban American. Like he sounds like, but I don't really know how to. It's not easy to do really. He's like, yeah,

I'm from, I'm from the Bay. I'm from not the Bay. Fuck, that's crazy. Yeah, not even close. He's from their Bay maybe.

I'm cutting you off. We're going to go. I love Pitbull. He's really cool. I remember there's a line where he, I don't remember what the bar is before, but he, He says, my life is a movie and you're just TiVo.

And I was like, that is so gay. What does that even mean? Because he's basically saying like he's a movie and you're fucking, you're a rewind. You're nothing. You're TiVo. I like, I like people. It's a bad line. I don't remember the line before.

So there's some context missing. But it's from that, uh, that, that, that usher song that they have together. You remember that song? Right. In the EDM craze when everybody was making the fucking like house music and shit. You remember that? I remember that era. I'm trying to.

remember the name of the song. The DJ got us falling in love again. Good baby tonight. The DJ got us fucking ourselves again. Baby tonight. I'm trying to remember the lyrics. He put lots of molly in our drinks. Now he's having sex with his size consent or whatever.

Hardwick Raw is getting here. Maybe night. Oh, Trump just show up and now he's having sex with my Pibble again. Because baby, good night. I know. I know the song, but I'm trying to remember Pippold's part. part. So he says something like he starts off first by saying like,

oh yeah. Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil. I swear to God. Are you serious? Yeah, I swear to God.

What? And then I only remember parts of it like like, like, uh, bada bada boom lights camera action when I come in the room. I'm a hustler baby, but that you already knew. And so it's, it's,

it's basically just, it sounds like, it literally sounds like AI. It sounds like chat GBT fucking writing a verse. It actually does. It's like a chat DVDT verse. That's insane. My life is a movie and you're just.

I don't remember. I don't remember. That's like, I remember those two things. I remember Usher's part entirely. I do not remember Pibble's part. I actually don't remember. Oh,

I don't remember the chorus. He's a, oh, snap. Here we go. This dog face is going to catch a load. Pretty good. Right. Where's the time?

No more stress on my body. Oh my God. Yeah. I remember that now. Wait. I think I've seen you before. I just remember those eyes, eyes, eyes. Eyes, eyes.

Oh, yeah. That's right. I don't remember that at all. Like, he's actually bringing me back. I have, like, that era of music was like, burned into my brains.

I didn't have an eye anything at that time. So I would do my homework to radio. To the radio. Oh, yeah. That was crazy where, like, that time, everybody was making music like that. And then these fucking DJs became rock stars.

Like, people that, like, you would never, and you've never heard from them again, like Biddy Benassie. Like, you've never.

That's crazy. That is insane. But that's what I'm saying. I haven't thought of him in genuinely 15 years. in my life. I swear. This guy was a fucking rock star for five seconds. The last time I heard of that, man,

I was not able to buy alcohol. I'm able to buy alcohol for a while now. I don't know. I don't know who that is. Good. He is a fucking mid-up. The ones that really, the ones that really folded to the top was Zed.

Zed really floated to the top. He became like a, he became like a, I never followed any DJs. But he was a stay. He was a stay for a bit. Squillix. Scrillix, of course. Yeah, but honestly, do you know why?

Do you remember AIDS Scrillix? Yeah. Holy shit. You said AIDS, Skrill? Oh, my God. There was a guy. He was like, there was characters in the SJW era. It was in the SJW days.

And then he was one of the air, because he was just like a, he was a scrawny, scrylix on AIDS. He looked like Scrilich if he had AIDS. I don't like that. I don't like that. I really don't like that. Holy crap. I reganabular. He's in like a lot of.

thumbnails. Yeah. He's one of the old school thumbnail guys. Dude, I just remember the name AIDS Scrillix. It's great because it's funny. I almost said AIDS-Skrillus. I love it because it doesn't like roll off the tongue either. No, it's really, it's actually, it's just an insult to him.

It rolls off the tongue in a way that's, that doesn't somehow. Like, I don't know how to describe it. It's very weird. It's fun to say. It's fun to say, but it's not easy to say. It's just fun. You'd rather want to say something like Scrillic AIDS or something like something No, that's why, like, AIDS Scrillix.

It just sounds like, like there's a pause. There's a dot. AIDS Scrilix. It's, like, there's something about that. It's like, it's like, like, Musk's skis or something. You know what I mean? Exactly. Like, it's like, oh, that's a lot of effort, like, compounded.

Exactly. But, uh, I hate Scrillis. But that's the only reason I know Scrillix, to be honest. I know Scrillix's music or whatever, but I didn't know that that was Scrillix. Oh, got you. There was Scylix. There's, uh, there's Calvin Harris, another person that came about that time. The fuck is that?

The cartoon kid with the cat? That was the Klein guy, the perfume? No. Oh. There was Zad. He saw it. It was like struggling. There's, um, who else?

Marshello. What? Marshall was a little later, though. Yeah. There's someone who I think who stuck around, I don't know if he's probably still popular, Dead Mouse. No, Dead Mouse not popular anymore? He's iconic because of his fucking thing.

Oh, you know who made a comeback in some of the worst music ever, David Gedda? I like David got a lot I like David got a lot Is any the one who did the fucking I'm blue? Yes Oh God That's what I'm saying Like he made it come back in the worst way

Is that him or no Huh? It goes around the world He made a remix of that song Didn't he? I don't want to hear it I don't want to If he did it

If he made a if he I don't want I oh you did it No I did hear that You remember it right Ew Yeah

You you You know what David Yeah should do David should get a gun And kill him so He really should I like David Geda because of the music he was making at that time. At the music he was making at the time I did like that.

David Geta is enjoyed by people who love Big Bain Theory. It's the same. You're right. You're right. I'm very adjacent to it. I don't like Bain Theory, but all of the things about me should have liked that. And I'm like,

I just, but that's fine. It's like, I know what you mean, but like just because it has nerd shit in it. Yeah, but it's not good. Let's nerd shit.

It's clearly disabled people that I get to laugh at. Like, it's a bunch of shit there that I could as a Jew. Is a Jew? Is a brown person? Like, that's free eats for me. It's free eats for me, but I refuse to eat it. Is it a Jew that's a bad person?

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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There's a disabled people. It's free eats. There's a dumb woman. Like it's just like, oh, Kingston, you have a ball laughing at this for the wrong reasons. There's a there's a blonde bimbo slut. There is an autistic narcissist. There's an Indian. There's a, there's a Jew. There's just a white,

guy that's slightly retarded looking like Kingston Go feed I don't know that one That's letter Lederd He said Lederd He's saying the name does nothing for me He's the main guy that's not the The primary autistic guy

He's not Sheldon And that's it He's the guy who's not Sheldon He's the only other person who's not Sheldon He's the other guy's the Jew Oh the Jews's the guy with glasses That's that's how old No no no

I mean look Oh you're talking about the guy that has the A picture The guy that has the bull cut If I showed you a picture That's a Jew That's the Jew. That's the Jew.

Yeah. And Leonard's the guy with the glasses? It sounds like the way we were saying, geez. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. That's the Jewish guy.

That's the Jewish guy. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yes. They probably all could be Jewish for being honest. I thought the... Everybody that's not the Indian can be Jewish. And then India can be Jewish too somehow.

Because they love to marry them. He could be, um, not ethnically Jewish, but he could be spiritually. Yeah. The, the Indian man.

I really like the Torah. I really like the Torah. I get it I get it That show is free eats for me But I choose not participate in it I've tried I've tried I've attempted it

I haven't even attempted it Well I guess it's not like I didn't try It was on TV And I was like I guess Lily loves that show I was on I was watching it and I was like You know what I thought was?

I felt like I was soulless Because I was like Why am I not reacting The audience is fucking like And I'm like My thought My thought was One guy in the top of the store was like he laughed so hard, he dug it to the floor, and he started making a fissure.

He started breaking the ground apart. They fucking broke the fourth wall and showed a guy slitting his throat. He was laughing so much. The guy, like, he turns the camera, and one guy just digs under his throat and pulls his face off like scorpion. And they're like scorpion and deadly alliance. Just, ah! It's how good the show is to them. It's really funny, Chris.

You should watch it. I think you'd like it. I've tried to watch it, man. I think you'd like, I think, I remember I, you know why I tried it? Because everybody hated it and I was like, I thought like, it was like a hipster kind of thing. It was like, does everybody hate this because it's bad? Or is it like, what do people? Right.

Is it like a bandwagon thing? Yeah, right. No, it sucks. It's not good. No, I, I've genuinely, yeah. Before I even heard any hate, this was like 2008. I was in Arizona. Yeah.

And that's when I was watching it waiting for my name to be called or whatever. And I was just like. And you heard the parents. heard the bare naked ladies and you were like something's not right. This is the wrong time. Something's the wrong. My grandma likes that show and I was like, Grandma, why do you like this show on Tuesday? Because it reminds me to you.

She said that? That because of the things they like. That would have crushed my soul. That makes sense. I understand. Yeah, grandma, do I suck that much? Yes. Yes, you do. You're going to die one day and I'm going to cry less because of you saying this to me. I'm going to cry a little less because of this moment.

All these characters remind me of you. Is there another number black? In some way, in some way. You're close to the Indian one. Yeah, yeah. Because he's darker. He's darker.

I hate all of them. I hate all of them so much. I hate everybody visible, but I hate you more. Okay, are there, there are any recurring black characters in the show? I don't remember seeing a black person that show ever. That can't be true. There has to be, there has to be at least one black person. Maybe Yakub shows up.

That's crazy. And Sheldon's like, hmm, Yakub, you seem interesting. Let me analyze you. So I hear you, you're black. So, Jakub, I hear you created the one. race. Very interesting. See, now you're really

here. If I saw a promo. I can show you a Pokemon that reminds me of Sheldon. I don't care. Because it's interesting. It's really interesting. Who gives a shit? I was cooking with gasoline.

You want to see a Pokemon? Looks like Sheldon. No, no. Because there's, no, no, no. I think it's really interesting. Because this Pokemon is so peculiar looking, but it looks like Sheldon. Show it to you right now.

Pull it up because you fucking derailed the fuck out of this. His mannerisms remind me of Sheldon, at least in stature. I swear to God, I know this is going to be disappointing. It is going to be disappointing. But it's like, it's, I have to do it. I have to do this. God damn. I don't even remember what you were saying.

I was talking about Yikoub guest starring on Big Big Big Theory, which I would, if I saw a promo for that, I'd absolutely would have watched it. Right. Sheldon versus Yacoub in like an epic rap battle or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I would watch it. I, man, I wish that show was good Because like, again, like the stuff that's surrounding it, it is interesting

Of the stuff that even, oh, the bit when he was going to buy an Xbox one or PS4 It could have been funny. And it's just not. It's not. It's just so deeply not. Yeah. Yeah. Does he remind him to Sheldon a little bit?

No. Doesn't he? No, it's a fucking lizard. But something about Sheldon. You piece of shit. But something about Sheldon reminds me of a lizard. What Pokemon is that? So the audience can look it up.

Entelion. He reminds me of Sheldon. I'm so mad that you showed me this because it doesn't at all. Like, you're just thinking on the mannerisms, right? Yeah. But like it looks nothing. You can't see the mannerisms because it's a still image. You can tell mannerisms about an image.

You can get some impressions. You can get impressions. I almost called you the R&R. That would have been so amazing. There's impressions. You can tell off of the image. That absolutely would never be ended up. It made me so bad.

I would have increased it by several decimals. It would have echoed like the fuck, you know. It would have been amazing. Do you do that at the end where? Can it echo like that the same way? I'll make it. I'll figure it out. It's like every time, you know, I'm watching DBCS right now,

and every time they power up, it's like everything's normal. As soon as they power up, it is, the reverberation is fucking maxed out. It sounds way better. It sounds way. If they weren't just screaming, it would sound. so lame. If it was just yelling people, like, because like, look, we've been in cities. We know what people yelling sounds like. It doesn't sound cool. Not even a little. Not the same. It sounds really, it sounds really pathetic and concerning. Jarring. Yeah. It sounds sad. It's like that's the guy needs

help. Like, why is everybody ignoring this human? They're a human being. Why is everybody ignoring them? No one ever, in real life, no one ever yells in an empowering way. Right. Like in your day to day. It's always like a fearful act or like, hmm, I should stay away from that. Yeah. I like to do is like to go to places where there's homeless people and then not pay to them and spit at them all. Oh, cool.

Yeah, it's a great thing to do. Yeah. All right. Wait for the homeless people to power up. Now, a little homeless, man. I understand that you have no home. Hock.

I'm too. But use that. Don't use it all in one place. That's crazy. That's a lie. The audience. It's just dying. It's so funny.

One guy is laughing so hard, he's just crying, sobbing to his hand. And he moves his hands and it's like three gallons of tears splat on the floor. I would say he's going to move his hands and he has no eyes. There's just holes. It's just a void. He moves his hand and everything starts to be sucked into where his eyes were. He needs to put his hand back. This is so strange.

What is? What a strange phenomenon. I've never encountered this. Let me go inspect. Wow, I'm in space. I'm in space. My curiosity is keeping me on my life. He said,

He knows this. He's aware that it's immediately. He clocks it immediately. Oh, my curiosity, my intense curiosity seems to be sustaining my life form. It was interesting. I wonder where I'm going to end up. Crazy. I hope I can get back to my Jew friend

And my Indian or Pakistani or vaguely whatever friend We need to go rescue We got to go rescue show them We got to go rescue show them from that homeless man's eyes That's insane We should write a big bank theory I'm just sorry We got to catch an Uber

How much is that going to cost Derek, why did you do that? Derek, why did you do that? And then the Ober pulls up And he's like, no, that one can't get in. He points with an Indian guy. He's like, he can't get in. And if he gets it, open every fucking window.

Guys, oh my God. We should turn it down. Holy shit. Guys, I completely forgot on the train. I felt. No more. Please. No, this is, no, this is, this is, this, this will calm it down. Pleatie.

Pleat. Pleat. This will calm it down. No, we're bringing it down. We're bringing it down. Listen, I did feel bad, though, because there was an Indian man on the train that he got in on one. So I'm bringing it down, I swear. Okay.

I don't want you to die. His eyes are red. His eyes are fucking. It looks like he's in a fucking ISIS video. Holy shit. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, God, man. I says, Anyway, what about this? No, no, no. Like,

it was just bad timing. There was some, there was a lady, a big lady. She was, she was eating something very Mediterranean. It smelled very curry-like. Like,

like, 10-30 in the morning. I'm like, wow, it's crazy. 10-30 is really early for them. And, An Indian man got in at the next stop and sat in the one right next door.

I was like, this is fucked up. What are the, because like, everyone's going to think it's him. I was like, that's so fucked up, you know? Because like, he sat right next to her. It's crazy for you to think that, though, also. You know it's true because all the- I would have thought that. I don't know if I would have thought that, to be honest with you.

Listen, if you, you would laugh and be like, okay, I hope it's not him, but you would immediately clock that. I, it smells like, like, like, some curry spice and you look over and there's an Indian gentleman, like, no way. I was around Indian people in my teens. Uh-huh. So I, and they did not smell. So my brain does not go to the whole, like, whenever I smell a strong fragrance, Indian.

Like, my brain does never go. It's not even just a strong fragrance in general. It just happened to be like, it smells like Indian food. And an Indian gentleman happened to sit right there. Oh, right. I did tell him about there was this old, actually, you look like it was like six, eight or something. He was fucking gigantic. Old white guy.

fucking Grendel You're fucking running for the nigga that Bail Wolf had to kill He's just chasing you through the train He was just bugging me First he started asking me about the electric scooter So he was just like We were chopping up

But I was also like I don't want to talk to this guy Because it's fucking in the morning I can't do it And they always talk to me They do it I don't know why I thought I was scary looking

And everybody's like Let me just talk to this fucking guy Yeah nobody Nobody talks to me thank God Columbine is unwond You have the danger You have the danger

build. You know what's crazy? The guy, he came up to me and I had, so, this was an interesting. You guys are both more approachable than me, I think. I guess so. But look, but what is that? Today, I don't know how. You're, you're level, but I don't know.

You know what I think it is? I think it's, I think it's like, I'm angular. On eBay, every find has a story. Like, if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan. Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, and I look like kind of off-put. Like, I look like, he looks like he might. He's going to shoot up school. You know, he's on his way. If you kept your hand and made it in your side, no one would be able to get in places.

You'd be able to get in places You'd be able to get out of place with no problem Because I ain't gonna say nothing I've done it, I've done it That's crazy Cops would eventually stop Not him, not him I'd get away

They'd be like oh that's cool I'd slide through I'd slide through I'd slide through Go ahead and fucking make a difference Yeah go ahead and go ahead and shoot up that school And I'll be 45 minutes late Go to go to a church in Buffalo

Or go to a Walmart and Buffalo And ruin everything there And apologize to people you didn't shoot And to the like Oh you're okay or whatever to the, didn't he have in the hard art on the fucking gun

it's well, that was like one of the, it's too, that sounds so famous. We walked over that one quickly, but that is generally like one of the most horrific ones for sure because it's just like,

all of them are terrible. Let me to rephrase that. All them are terrible, but that just was so insidiously fucked up. It was so, it was so like wild. It's the live streaming, the hard R on the gun,

there's so much, it's like, oh sorry, I thought we were some, one of the other ones and Goldens is like, this is, Like you're okay, but that's pretty wild.

But that's not a cultural problem. That's not a cultural problem. The lack of black fathers and households. Let's just harken on that. Counting or not counting gun violence. Well, the thing that's crazy is that, uh, I don't remember. Um, oh, tall guy. Thunder.

Hold on. Thunder. Are you talking about Chief Thunder from? Are you talking about, uh, Killer racing? Thunder. That's the native guy, right? Yeah. And he says like in the original.

and he says like words that I'm not sure he's actually saying them but like he throws a he throws this fireball and it sounds like he's saying penis and I'm like is he really saying penis like is our Native Americans really into penis I'm not sure I never I think everybody is is or isn't oh that's that's actually a good point yeah but like he's a he's a Native American male Chief Thunder I'm just like are you are you a gay man he's not night wolf he's orange night wolf because he's like orange I think he was originally red and they're like hey you gotta change it just a little I imagine, because I'm like, why is he orange?

You know? So at the last second, they just literally slid the saturation down. I was like, this is crazy. I think Night Wolf is the coolest character in Mortal Kombat. Night Wolf is not the coolest character at all. But I do like that he like has alien gods or something. Fuck you basically. I think he's cool.

I think he's, do you have glitter on your face or is that just a tier? It's definitely a tier. He's got the teardrop for you because he murdered. murdered somebody. I laugh myself almost at death. Oh, okay. There is a piece of glitter on you. That's interesting.

Everybody is glitter to me. I mean, I live with a wound. You do live with the wound. That is true. Lilly play with glitter. Do you have anything? Do you think of anything? I think of anything in how to glitter.

I think she has some eyeshadows to have a little bit of glitter on it. Hmm. Interesting. You should kill her. Let's move on to the questions. Let's get some questions for our patrons over at p. There's some questions for our patrons. For our patrons.

Remember, you can go over there early access ad free, all that crap. Round-eyed. This, and it's, this, I, wow, I haven't seen the G-sler in a long time. That's crazy. Which one? Which one? So stupid. So fucking stupid.

Gobbled, gobbledygook. A gobbety gook. Yeah. And his stupid names, I wish there's a, cuts out. But he says, Nehaw disappointed dads. He's not even Chinese. What is it worse? I know him.

He's not Chinese, Ronnie. Whatever. Curious? I'm sure. Curious what you think the next massive leap in gaming tech would be. VR kind of busted before the foreplay really started. So would it be games controlled by brain chip simulation rooms?

Sitting on a gaming dick all gay and flexing to press the buttons. It's insane. I think, yeah, I think it's probably going to be fucking, I don't know. I think we're good, to be honest. I don't think there's much you can do beyond. Like neural life shit, yeah.

Yeah. And even that's like so invasive that like I think I think realistically like I think the screen is fine. Like we kind of peaked with a controller and a screen. Yeah. And like we've been trying to find ways to like make that different. But every way is worse. It's like let's get a curved screen. Yeah.

Let's get a 3D screen. Let's get motion controls. And everybody's like, yes, it's fun for like a second. I'm going to go back to the screen. Mm-hmm. Because what do you, what do we do it without it really? Yeah. So I don't really.

Yeah. I can't imagine. VR's net was never going to be huge I think maybe games controlled by your mom would be the next mom games I just can't play those games then that's fucked up

Why? I don't have a mom You're fucking asshole The whole A whole bunch of the player bases can't play Orphans and older people Just can't play those games You imagine if you went to go

Like you went to pick up your like Xbox 360 or whatever At like games you had like a pre-order And they were like one more question your parents still alive? No And then you go like No

And then you know You can't have this Sorry Sorry Sorry Still needs a credit card though Yeah we're gonna keep the money But like you can't give you this

$45 for it A credit Yeah And then the kid You're like Oh man And you leave And then the kid behind you gets it

And he's like Are your parents so alive And he goes yeah Yeah It's like, all right, be sure to call us when they die, okay? So we can repossess this. Now, that's good gaming, dude. That's good gaming.

Power to the players. Power to the players. Power to the players. Power to the players. That was GameStop, right? Yeah. The fucking Rabbit. Remember Eby games?

Electronic Boutique, man. Yeah. EB2 games. I thought they were the same company for a long time. Okay. I'm sure that has to exist. EB2 games. Like somebody has that,

somebody makes. that. I'm surprised it's not like a GTA story, you know what I mean? Yeah, it does like it has that kind of or like a Saints Row store. I'm a little satirical

or like an old school Saints Row because remember the new Saints Row where they like they neutered a lot of that Oh they They had like a gas station or like a like a mechanics place called Rim Jobs. Oh right and then they changed it to something to just rims I think or something.

That's fucking stupid. Isn't that lame? That's dumb like well come on man Who gives this shit? It is crazy because you're like bro that that would be like remaking That would be like rebooting like Halo and you're like,

we shouldn't put guns in this. They'll put magical blasters. It's like, punching each other. Yeah, they're just Spartans and they punch each other. They're just Spartans and they punch each other. And little fucking, all like fucking children's toys like one piece in America.

Yeah. I really, I mean, I understood what they were trying to do, but I'm like, bro, the people that play Fortnite are going to continue playing Fortnite and people who are fans of Saints Row are not going to fucking play this. I hate how much I've invested into that game, man. Fortnite? Put a lot of money.

I've still. I've only put in, I bought the $20 for Chun Li and Ryu. Ryu was a part of the package because I just wanted Chun Li. And then I played two matches and then... I got Chun Lee immediately. The moment she came back out, I got that shit. I was, I was like, what's going on here? They marketed her very well.

I'll just say that. I'm going to, I want to stop playing that game, but Lily loves Fortnite so much. That's so strange to me. She loves watching me play that game. It doesn't seem like a fun. thing to watch. Maybe not to you because you play games. I think watching games in general for people that really play video games doesn't feel that.

No, I mean, I enjoy watching. I don't mind watching it. I think, but that's what's jarring to me. I can place myself in the headspace of like being in the mood to watch a game. Do you watch Let's plays and stuff like that? Not off. I used to, although to be fair, like. You have the money to play the games.

That's probably why you were watching Lesby. No, I watched it for personal. It was like a personality thing. And I wouldn't watch like full play-thrus. Like usually it would be, the people that I would watch would be like they would do it, they would probably do like a stream or something. And they would cut it, cut it, they would cut down the highlights. Okay. And then they would make like, you know, they would do bits and like, it would be like a mystery science theater.

So like it was more about that than it was about the less play. But like, I don't know. Like I've seen, I've watched playthrus of games that I was like, I'm just not interested in playing this. For me, it's like, there was a creator ace watch name Shofu. There was like a Pokemon Conventureator. I used to watch him do his less plays because he was funny. Right. That was the only person I watched really do let's play.

Even streaming now, I don't like it. I don't like watching people play games. It doesn't really, it has to be so unique. Like this guy, Challenger Andy, he was, right now he's like, he's tried to be Dark Souls with a trumpet. And so like, it's like, I'll check in on them every once in a while. I've actually watched musicians on stream at Twitch more than I watch, like, video game players. Oh, yeah. It's all, it's personality.

Like, like, because there's, um, I've wanted to do like pretty much its style stuff for a while. Like, do you know pretty much it? They do like this. It's like mystery science theater basically, but they do like highlight. They do the thing and then they do the highlights of like, oh yes. I'm just doing bits and shit. I just think like, dude, like, just knowing how we hang out and watch things. I just feel like, dude, it would be so good.

Yeah, I wish somebody was recording that piss fucking bathroom fucking thing. That was, that was funny fucking night. It was, even watching the Jake Ball fight was. Oh, yeah, that was good too. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea.

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We made our friend Ben so fucking angry because we picked the movie and we were just making fun of it and then we fucking made the piss joke and it turned into the idea of this everything was piss-oriented. Everything was surrounded by this to be fair. Do you remember? We got to talk about something? Something we have to talk about. Oh yeah

you got to do something or what is it? Someone should do something. It's something like that. I looked it up very recently at the end. Yeah. But the dad had like a fucking bottle of him. He had a canister of like alcohol, like a thermos. And he was like, what if there was pissing the thermos? We need to do something.

So the idea is that dad is like, everyone's like fucking struggling. And then they're like, what's in the thermos? And he's like, you don't want to know what's in this thermos. Yeah. And he's been swinging it the whole time. They think that like he's hoarding like water or something. And they're like, they're pissed off. And he's like, nah, you know, you don't want to.

You know what this. You know. I think it came because. Because at one point, I think he was like chugging mouthwash or something in the actual movie. He was eating fucking alcohol strips. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah. Oh, because he's like such an alcoholic.

He needed like anything. That's great. And it somehow became a piss thing. And then that took over the entire movie. And I was just like, that's, I love like to me that's like what like I love. Okay, can a comedian turn the dumbest fucking thing into like gold and how long can they sustain it? And to me, that was like a great exercise. where I was like this, there's no way you can stretch piss out this much.

We did. Piss is pretty funny, man. I don't know why. Someone drinking piss out of a thermos because you want to keep the piss one temperature. That is actually kind of crazy. That is crazy. That facet of it is. I wasn't with you, I got to say.

I wasn't with, I wasn't with, well, no, I wasn't there. But I also wasn't with the premise until you said that. Like chilled piss. The temperature control implied by the thermos Yeah. Does make it funny. It is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're like, what the fuck? You, what did you put cold piss in this? You got, you chilled piss and you put it inside of this? Can't use ice, man. You're going to, you got to dilute it. You got to, you got to chill it. You got to chill the piss. You got to piss into the thermos and then put it in a refrigerator for exactly an hour and 15 minutes.

Because it starts to freeze. It's fast. So you gotta keep it there's something about piss I mean like yeah I mean that one guy that drinks the piss off the ground probably knows You just you remember that clip Chris? I hate that guy sets up the fucking cup in the corner knowing people are gonna piss in the corner Jordan shows that yeah and then look like it's kind of ingenious because it's like I'm gonna fight he's gonna get his drink in genius It's like it kind of is because if you if you really want to drink pee if you really need the drink pee like that's what you You want to drink, right? You want to drink for you and you know, like, okay, I know if I put a cup in a corner, people will more likely pissing it.

Yeah. It's like throwing a hook opposed to having, having, like, it's like this. It's bait. It's bad. Well, it's bait. It's, it's, think of it like, you know how there's, every once in a while in urinals, there'll be bull's eyes. You ever see those? They'll, like, people have, like, it's rare, especially nowadays, but in a lot of urinals back in the day, they would put a fucking little bull.

So you can, like, try to piss in the center of it. And you're not going to not. Ew it. So just like if you're going to piss, you might as well pissing the cup because it's right there. And what that guy would do, he would go to the pub, the pumping out, and just have the cup at the very base to catch the piss. But he'd have to do it before they flush it. So he'd have to be really on-timey. He's got to be really on-timey about it.

He's so stupid. He ripped the pipe out. He rips the fucking pipe out. And he fucking puts a cup there. And he just waits for the people to piss. He's just, and he has like seven set up all around the room. So he's got to move fucking quick, dude. He's got to be like...

Yeah, he's ready. And to not diluted, he can only get men pissed, too, because of the fact that woman piss is always going to touch the water first. It's going to be pissy water. What are you talking about? Because women pee in toilets. Why? Exclusively.

They don't have urinals. So he's talking about piss going down a urinal. Are you sure? Cascading down a urinal. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. There are women... You have urinals, too?

Were they... You ever see? I saw... I don't remember. remember when I saw this. I outwoke you. I don't remember. That's crazy. I'm the wokenest one here. You are crazy. I'm sorry all my, uh, all my non-binary. Yeah. I feel bad. God damn. Part of me, the Jamaican to me is trying it like once the while out. It seems like crazy. That just fucking bombar asses. But I'm like, no, I can't. I'm not. We love our, I'm not like that. I'm not like

you. Big peepies. Yeah. That, uh, piss like, like, you know, really hard that they start breaking the fucking... They start carving through it. They're pissing. They're so far as they're sitting. They're sitting on the fucking sink across the way in a bathroom and just beaming the fucking...

It's impressive. I've seen it many of times. Hey man, shout out to the big people having females out there. Yeah, shout out. Manfred Kung Godero 3 rode in. I don't know what that is.

Where's the joke? Yeah, I mean, you know. And that person, Cungadero the third? Okay. I don't know. He says, hey, fellas, next time you decide to loudly slurp on food, slurb on food into your expensive condenser microphones, why not instead pull down your pants and fuck us all in the ears?

First of all, I love the show, fuck you. First of all, idiot. These are dynamic microphones. Yeah, these aren't condenser microphones. Condenser microphones are more like, that's more for music, right? They're also, they're more for talking. You use them.

They're more for talking, but they're also, like, they're convenient and self-powered. dynamic mics are more for music because the range, like, they can, they can accept so much. I feel like I've seen setups of like, condenser mics like strapped two guitars, but it could be wrong. I mean, you could, but you probably, like, the idea is like a dynamic mic is one of the reasons why, like, you see like, oh, these are boosted because the dynamic mics, right, they're, they pick up such a low signal usually so you can pick up a really high fucking frequency and

loud frequency, I should say, not high. Yeah. So that's why they're dynamic, right, versus a condenser. They're usually also self-powered usually too. Like you can plug them directly into like a source and it doesn't need like, you know, the 48 volts that like say a condenser with. Oh, like a phantom power or whatever? Yeah.

We use diagnamic mics. Dagnamic is that way. Dijk. Amazing. Yeah. What do they do? Explain what they do. I don't know.

They really mean the men for some reason, probably because there's some sort of troubled past they had. Master of Puppets rode in. Yeah, I don't remember. I'm sure I was the one eating in the mic so sorry. I think it was me actually. I think it was the warhead. Oh.

The Warhead Candy. Gotcha. It was me standing up and busting really hard on my mic during the episode. Dude, that did it super fast. You didn't know. That warhead candy canes serious. It's not bad, man. That was like, well, it was good, but also like, dude, that hurt.

That was like genuine. I love a good sour. It woke me up. I actually, I could, I could use that right now. I got, so I got a bunch of them. You got, you know, but. Do you have, do you have caffeine sources in your house? Like, just coffee.

Oh, I don't do that. Yeah. I don't want to, yeah. Sorry. All right. Hey, I don't have any, I don't like energy drink. So I don't, I don't buy them. I'm not the biggest fan, but every once in a while, I'm a lazy fucking.

That's just like, let me grab a little fast. I soak my dick in, I mean, in a red bowl sometimes. Oh. Tell me what it was that for. Simple soaking. I may. You don't do soaking exercises. You don't, you don't put your, why do you that?

You don't put your balls in highly carbonated red bowl and leave it there for a little bit. I try to have carbonated babies. So are they just like bubbling? Like what is it? What is a carbonated baby? Carbonated babies. Okay. I don't know.

All right. Gotcha. I don't know. I've only gotten so far. I'm going to try it. I'm still in the testing part of the. Whatever. Napster of Puppets Road in.

This is hello boios. With Dune 3, with Dune Part 3 and Avengers Dooms Day now, both. confirmed as coming on in the same day next year around Christmas. Which movie do you think will emerge victorious? Do you think so? Of course. No. I don't think so.

Chris Hemsworth's coming back. Robert Dickhead Jr. I think people are going to be too curious. I think what happens is that maybe the first day or so, people are going to be very curious about Avengers. And it's going to be like, oh, this is just them hemorrhaging to get money back. Yeah. And then people are going to be like, let's go see Dune because it's going to be an interesting story.

I think everybody understands that, but they're going to go watch. I'm gonna watch them both because I've This is my favorite Dune book That they're doing the movie about Which I fucking love the second Dude the second Dune book But people are not gonna like it I'm just not people that like Dune

People that like Dune right now The ones that really like it are cringe And then I understand the greater The greater Plot of the story because everybody's like Oh my God I think Paul Ovevees is so awesome They didn't have a chance to This niggas is too much to it

That's why the fact that they're even movies Is stupid Because like I think movies is me coming me coming in as somebody who doesn't know much about Dune watching one and two, I'm like, I'm fucking lost. I, and what I mean by that, not lost in the plot, I'm lost in why do I care about any of the things that's happening

because I don't know anything about these people? I think that, I know nothing about these people. The first one did pretty decently, because it came out during COVID, two did very good. I'm just saying, I'm sure that they're, like, it's just more, I'm just think of it in a way that, uh, so let's just like, let's just think a mass effect movie comes out.

And then you fucking like, okay, here's the Turians. And then maybe you tense. Well, let's just say like the, the Solarians and the fucking, I forgot. Who are the Giant Turtle niggas? The Krogan. The Krogan. I can't believe I forgot that. But let's just say, for sake of argument, there's beef there.

They have no time to explain the beef whatsoever. And so like, what is the, like, you don't know anything. It's so uninteresting in that way to me to where that people aren't getting. the meat and potatoes of why this is even important. I think the thing the movie explained it decently enough, but I think the next movie is going to be very much so a shock to people's systems. I feel like I've never

I just can't, I don't know, I've not been drawn to noon. I'm sure it's good. I'm sure I'd like it if I saw it. The book is much more interesting though. As it is right now, I feel like the movies, I feel like I could just play with sand. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea.

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And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Yes. Put a couple worms in there Put a couple worms in the sand And be like, huh, it's Dune Hey, Dune, you know I just got all of Dune in three seconds If you put a bunch of gas Spiking a worm

In the sand Get like the Just a What are they called like a A pile of worms One of those melons A honeydew And that's like the Harkonin guy

Uh huh Because they kind of look the same Sure yeah Just a bald white thing I don't know what Harkonin is But yeah You know the Harkininin is that even it The Harkin's yeah

Yeah So like the Harkonan The main fat guy There's a fat guy Did you even watch the movie? No I haven't seen any of them Oh okay my bad

No I didn't know I didn't I was like wait You don't have it I have no contact All I know even like the David Lynch one Are you aware of that? I'm aware that it exists

But I've not seen anything Have you seen the scene where that fat Nigg is spinning around No Okay well okay I can't be I genuinely like I'm not even exaggerating The only imagery

that I've seen from Dune is like I think there's a worm and then I think I've seen I think there's a worm I've seen I've seen what is it Timothy Shalamey standing there with a thing in his nose or his ear or something Yeah it's a cool piercing Yeah and then sand What about Sandaia?

I forgot Oh okay I forgot that she's in it Yeah her in a city Sweeney She has her tits out in the sand sick What Yeah And then uh

And this guy's name's Nate right from a, from, from, from a euphoria. He comes. Oh, Nate's back. Yeah, Nate comes back and he challenges Timothy Shalameh. Has Nate done anything since, uh, I imagine. The actor? The actor, there's no way.

He was in Frankenstein. No, the character. What are you saying? Because I'm puzzled because I'm puzzled because I'm like, didn't you guys just both watch Frankenstein? No. Is that him? Yes.

Okay. All right. There's Frankenstein. What are we talking about? Frankenstein. The Deltoeuro Frankenstein movie just came out. He plays the lightning. That's crazy.

That's crazy. I thought we just talked about it. Bro. He shows up he waves. Oh, we got paid well. We talked about it, didn't we?

18 cents. That is so low. Why would you show up for that? That is so much. It objectively costs more to prepare for that. No matter what you're doing, no matter what you're doing, it costs more than 18 cents to prepare for it.

Absolutely. you know for sure um if we talked about that holy shit I was not listening at all Jacob Bellardi yeah he was fucking Franks he did an amazing job too fucking insanely good yeah he saw that he saw it he was yeah he was a monster really good it is really good I mean I like

Dol Toro so I imagine it's good I like it's good I like it what the fuck I've not seen any that was like the movie of last month like everybody was talking about that shit last month yeah I think we talked about it on the show too yeah that's what I'm That's what you used. Listen, that's why. He's having an issue today, though, because like, I don't know if, I can't remember if,

because you got here so late and I can't remember, usually, like, when we, when we're all here, I think about that as the start of the show, but we were recording for 30 minutes. So I can't remember if we, we got this on the show or if it was before we started. I don't remember. But you were looking at my, you were looking at my, he was looking at my iPad and he was like, what, what is, he couldn't remember what this was called. What it's called?

And I was like that It's like, what's that thing? You get enough sleep? Well, no. Go and get a sleep scan, bro. So first of all, well, no, I just went to sleep extremely late. Okay, same. That's why I'm so fucking late.

And then I also, I made a fucking mistake. And so we have one of those radiator heaters. And then like, if you keep it on. Yeah. After I pissed on it. Like, I kept, I put on the, I forgot to put it on the, because there's two, there's a few settings, right? It was really, it was way too hot

So I was basically And the setting was on too high So I woke up and I felt like I was in fucking hell The idea of like your radiators on you're like Oh, radiators are quick Dashing piss on it Just the fumes of your house would be obscene I was really upset that I all that piss that I saved up

But I wasted in an instant I kind of miss radiators I gotta be honest I hate the like the metal Dude Ridged they were terrible New York, bro. They would just not turn it on sometimes. Just get one of these. So we would just be fucking cold. These plugging ones are fucking crazy. They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they, they, they, they're, they, they're, they're

getting to show you when it'll stop heating. And I, I'm supposed to put it all the way down. I forgot. And so, even on the small, it just takes longer to heat up, but it's Seeing the heat lines of the dark is terrified. That's never, that can't happen, right? I mean, no. No, that's what you was talking about. It has to be crazy hot at nighttime, but nighttime, it all is less hot. You can't see, yeah, but you can't see in the dark. But, like, not pitch dark, you know, like dark relative.

No, pitch dark. Pitch dark is, like, different. No, you still, you need a significant amount of light to even that to happen at all. Anyway, um. Have you been in real darkness before? Have you been, like, in real darkness? Like, real. I got, I got, uh, I close my eyes.

Do you guys ever see weird colors when you close your eyes at night? No, because you're gay, you're gay, that's what is that? What is that? Oh, you're both gay that. I don't know. What is that? What is that? What are you?

Yeah, but scared of, I guess, that's a sign that you're gay. Yeah, you're homosexual. I bet that was true and back in the day. Oh, you're like, like some, uh, ur-oh, homosexual. I would go that far back. I'm thinking, I'm thinking it. You went back to ape to. These went so far back.

I'm thinking like the Jebediah days, the fucking Salem Witch Trial shit. Right. But there was already thriving gay societies by then. There's absolutely thriving gayness in the times of apes. I assure you. No. They were definitely piping each other. I assure you.

Not thriving gayness in society. Apes did. Like there were maybe a few tribes of gay apes where they weren't like thriving like Monty. It's not about tribes. It's just about they were gay and only care. I understand why a lot of those like evolutionary jumps or what are the missing links. They went extinct because they were just butt fucking each other.

I don't believe that. And the women were just like standing around like with their hands up like. I don't believe that. I don't do that. Where are your sources? What do you mean? The Bible. The Bible.

Bible Genesis fucking 2136. It talks about how God. It definitely does it. Yay, fairly God sayeth that. old monkey men butt fucked each other to death and that's why I hate gay niggas It says that

It's the red part of the Bible Like you know when the God's Like red like red like it was red Or like it was color red It's color red Where you know when Because the color red parts When God speaking

Like the cowboy engine red Or like is it like red like blood? So it's both Every once in a while Sometimes it's engine blood Let's go Let's leave Let's go

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Then, your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got

to an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, okay. We'll do one quick. We'll do a really quick time. What time is it?

We'll do it. No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm, it doesn't matter. The sound system, uh, remote, what? The sound system remote, Chris lost. I still think about that fucking everything, huh? Oh, yeah. I really just don't have an explanation. Somebody stole it, man.

I have not lost anything in my new apartment. Yeah, I just don't understand why I would know anybody. I don't know. Someone stole my Final Fantasy 15. That's the only explanation. I have. And I was like, why would you still a fucking game? Like, that's a stupid game.

to even steal on Xbox one for all things too. Yeah. Because I was like when I moved out of my friends apart and I'm like, oh, I'll find it when I'm moving. It just never. I'm like, he doesn't have an Xbox. There's no reason to steal it.

Like he couldn't even play it. It's selling it. You can't sell it. So I'm just like, someone stole it. Yeah. But anyway. Yeah. He says,

when will we get another live show? It would be cool if you guys can do one around the LA area. I couldn't make the trip to see you all last time. Oh yeah. Have a good one. An LA area one is probable. that if we do one, if we do one,

it will be in the L.A. We're not, we're not doing like fucking crazy traveling. Were we in Virginia last time or something? Were we? It was Virginia, right?

Yeah. I think it was Richmond. I remember flying to Richmond. Yeah, what the fuck am I doing here? It is crazy. That was a good time. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I still had fun and it was actually nice looking. I don't know what river or what the fuck I was looking at where I was, I was waiting for my plane. So I took a walk up to this park. Yeah.

And then there was like a river. I'm like, where the fuck am I? It's the Virginia River. That's where George Washington drowned 50 slaves. Very historically... He held them by the feet and he just fucking dumped it in the water. And he just started dunking them one by one.

One by one. And they waited there watching. And the poor slaves are just like, oh my God. Like this, you know, he's like, he's still breathing. I'm tired as fuck. Every single one of them felt like, he's not going to do that to me too, right? He's going to get tired of him. He's going to get old.

His arms can't be that strong. He can't be that strong. He's the strongest thing alive. Do you think you could drown somebody by like just, uh, putting their feet in water for six years. I'm sure something would happen. I'm sure something would happen. Like through absorption, you know what I mean?

Like you'd be water-logged. We're going to start off by testing it on a big bag, uh, beagles. Right, right. So we're going to call them Fauci. We're going to call Fauci on speed dial. You know, you know, because the, you know, I have new phones. I have speed dial still. Yeah, yeah.

So I got Fauci on speed dial and I'm going. I forgot. Yeah, you don't like there's no need for it. You don't need it because you can see the name of the person you're calling. Holy shit. You don't dial in numbers anymore. You just press the fucking name. I'm so confused.

My brain never attached the fact like, oh, you have the name of the person. How does speed dial work on a rotary phone? Just fucking crazy. This hand dexterity is unbelievable. I love the idea of speed dial on a rotary phone. but somebody said at number eight. You know what I mean? It would be like,

it would be like you might as well just call them. Not a few. Because it's just one more to get to eight. I never, I never used one. On speed dial? No,

their number. Their phone number was zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one. It was just like you picked up the thing. Operator and get me one. Operator. Can I speak to the slut? The slut? I think that is like one of the like, obviously the internet and computers are like wild.

The like fucking biggest breakthrough. But I think the idea of the phone is crazy. Like that is genuinely like it's a crazy. People are just like, let's really do this. Like that was like when innovation was like a real thing still, you know? Like leaps in innovation. I'm going to be real as a stupid person. That stuff still kind of.

amazes me or like just even the thought of like how are these things going through how how is my voice going to this fucking wire you know what I mean like you can explain it to me and I'm like I understand that just like I understand how a camera works but I'm also still like what the fuck yeah it's it's mystifying yeah in a lot of ways cameras like they use mirrors and they take pictures right and when they think flashes it burns the image into a piece of paper through the mirror right stupid no there's a fucking sounds impossible there's a little elf. Oh, shut the fuck up you dumb bitch. There's a little el-

Shut up. Shut up! The only stop using elves now on these new mirrorless fucking cameras because they used to have the elves hold the mirrors. Yeah, and then a lot of them would starve to death. That's why cameras would stop away. I hope every camera elf was raped to death. Trump got to every camera

up and raped it. Fucking the cameras. He's like, yeah, not, not. I'm not sure if I actually got him, but I just sprayed him and come. I'm just gonna bust. into this random camera

and kill all the house inside. He wasn't playing with my ball so. I think I talked about this before, but even just like records and stuff like pressing sound onto a wax disc and like replay. Like that to me sounds more fake than an MP3

which is objectively crazier. Yeah. Like there's everything, oh, it's cold and it just travels through like thin air. Yeah. Like that is more, it is technologically obviously more impressive

but to me it's insane. Mystical was a great word. problem is that it really feels like it feels like a spell like you don't understand the foundation of it that's why so like it's clearly like that leads to this which eventually gets to the mp3 i do understand it i don't understand i don't understand the foundation at all of how that shit like at its lowest level i don't get it no i just don't know but you have to understand like the premise of like oh i'm going to press sound onto a wax disc and then i'm going to scratch it and then when i scratch it it's going to replay the sound that i that i that i play

for the fucking thing. I think that makes a little more sense to me. But that to me is like that that makes about as much sense as like I'm going to shake this Maraca and then it'll rain for the harvest. You know what I mean? It's like it feels like I guess that's how it works. One I can get one I can explain. The other one is like.

No, but say like even explaining it, it's just still it feels like like how it feels like how. It feels so like you wouldn't write it if you were trying to make something convincing. Right. It's like what do you mean? Like why would it's exactly. That's actually a good. good point. Like, it almost feels just as crazy as if I drew something on this desk and then it just came to life. You know what I'm saying? Like, it feels that crazy. I know what you mean, but it doesn't

to me because I can, I can replicate. I can replicate one, another one I can. I think that's simply why. One I can do like, I understand. No, yeah, you can replicate it, but it's still crazy that you can. That's true. It's insane that you can do that. It feels, it feels fake, especially now with with Bluetooth and air dropping gigs of stuff in an instant, it just feels like how... Dude, air dropping is a...

I haven't been on a... The last MacBook I had was like years and years and years ago. I had it like 2019, 2018 or whatever. I just got a new one so I can edit on the go and it's just like a way better machine and it's the air drop shit is insane.

Like I can't believe how useful that shit is. Yeah. And how cool. quick it is. Yeah, I had a lady. She used to be so annoying. Oh. Not to interrupt, but like, it used to be so annoying to make clips because I would have to, I would,

I would record it usually on my phone or whatever, but like sometimes on the computer and then I would like, I would put it at Google Drive and then I would download it from Google Drive. And then I would put it into the fucking premiere. And like the air drop shit is like, it's like, it's unreal. It's, it's, it's, I don't understand the technology, but like they convince me.

Apple's convinced me. Technology is wild because it's, It's, it is magic, but it's just like magic we have the ability to understand someone. Like we've been able to make a process of doing it, but it's still fucking essentially magical. Dude, I can use this iPad as a wireless second monitor. Yeah, it's a nuts. And I was like, what the fuck do you mean you can do this? What the fuck are you saying? Okay.

And by the way, you can do the same thing with like other technology and it's like, you could feel the, you can feel how bad it is in comparison. Because I could do the same thing with my TV technically. I could like, well, I can make my TV makes a second monitor. second the mouse goes over, it's like, it's like six second delay. And you're like, oh, fuck. I don't know how. Apple technology all works with itself, you know. So obviously it's going to be the most.

No, I understand. But it's still like, it is mesmerizing how good it is. Like it's unreal. That's what I, like for little kids is the things are just like, like it's like TVs. We had TVs. We had phones. You know, we already had those kinds of things. So having them wasn't insane.

But like, let's say our grandparents, having a phone was probably like, this is unbelievable. I'm talking to someone that is so far away. Like I would, when I was younger, we'd have to get phone cards to talk to my family in the Caribbean. Like my Puerto Rican uncles and aunts, we had to get phone cards to just call them there. Right. Yeah. But now you can just fucking do that. Remember when there was fucking different data plans? Like when I would text my friends in Canada, I'd have to pay more for that. I don't think that's the same way anymore. Your friends in Canada? You're friends in Canada. A friend in Canada. Of course. My Canadian friends. A friend. I have, I don't think I have. I don't think I

family can I have been to weddings in Canada before though you know a wedding in Canada? Are they allowed to marry in Canada? No, that was an American thing yeah they were Indian so What is that? I don't care So I don't know I think Indians can probably get different rules up there Oh they can do like whatever they want? Yeah Indians can fucking run up it's fucking jet set radio for Indians in fucking

Canada They can do whatever the fucking run up building You're in Indian in Canada it's jet set radio We're gonna read the names now I didn't know that he's gonna go move to Canada and just start doing crazy shit He's gonna try to grind on the side of a building and lose his life.

This is because my stupid ass told about it. He's going to grind on a rail, land on a dog, kill it. The owner's going to go and come out and shoot him to death. Not in Alberta. He's going to be like, Oi! In Alberta. He's crazy. He's crazy.

They're that's where Durham Peterson is in the front, so it makes sense. What even is it? You killed my dog. What even is crushing a dog? What even is crushing a dog in the ontological sense? It's hairs of I'm sick now

I'm gonna eat this I'm gonna eat this I'm so He's so Isn't he like Fucking infebled right now I think he's like He's like

He's hit with a river Some people think he's actually dead You have by the way You have the water bottle In the most obnoxious Holy shit Is it possible Has it been there the whole time

I love it I don't think it's been there the whole time How about you put it on the other side You dickheads. That's not even your dominant hand, dude. It's like, it's just out of spite. This is my dominant hand. You're not left-handed.

You're not left-handed. I swear to God. Since what have you been left-handed? Yeah, I'm both of it. I don't think that's true. I'm not kidding. Why aren't you more creative then? On eBay, every find has a story.

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And there it is, same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught than heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you.

you go to find your first car. The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepiehlop.com for an office near you. I'm pretty creative. Well, why don't you do anything? Why? We're going to read the names now. We're going to read the name now. We're going to read.

I'm a creative. I write. I jerk it. I'm going to jerk it. You creative with jerking it? I remember the first time my home. me was like, oh, you ever did the backwards one? And I'm like, what I feel like? Are you trying to like have the feeling like somebody else is jacking you off?

He's like, duh. In like the most ineffective way. My friend, honestly was like, yeah, I prefer sitting on my hand and jacking off. And I'm like, you're a demon. I've heard that as a joke. I don't know anyone's actually tried that. He's definitely said he's done it. I don't know.

I don't know if he's done it. The stranger. I try it once out of curiosity. Yeah, I'm sure. It was not good. I can't imagine it being good. Because if you get pinned to needles, it probably just sucks. Yeah, it just hurts.

Does your hand feel? Does your hand feel? good when it's no I've woken up on my arm and I'm like fuck what I did it's a terrible yeah that's that thing is the worst one it's been a long time because like you know the feeling where you like you feel like it's happening and you're like fuck I've got to not move right yeah I've got to I've got to pause my movements for as long as I don't know I fucking force my movement through it it hurts really bad you start waving really fast I'm like yes do we have that problem our fucking are a part of our apart

is a little bit slanted in some areas. You know, it's a little bit older. It's like Tony Hawk? It's like, yeah, it's like a, it's like a. It's not level. It's not perfectly level. And I was like, hey, what the fuck y'all gonna do about this? Like, nothing?

Oh, my God, cool. But, uh, I guess what could you do really? Yeah, I mean, it really, actually, because they're not going to re-level the entire part. We'll lift the building up just for you. I mean, if we could play a bowling ball in the center of your house, is it going to roll really quickly? It's not that crazy. Can you? No, but like the, it's, it's.

ever so slight just enough where I put more pressure on the toilet seat. I put more pressure on one side and if I'm on the toilet too long, I'll start getting a little bit numb. It's so fucking annoying because sometimes I like to just chill out on the toilet. I do the same thing. I like when I do that and my balls start getting numb too from sitting down so long. Your balls? You should go check that out immediately by the way. You should go check that out. Flicking them as they're numb. I start finally just... All right. Jesus. Jesus Christ. We're going to let's go. Let's go. They're dumb. Let's leave it.

He's fucking using three fingers. Punching. Yeah, you might as well. This one's really long. A three-figure flick is insane. You can, yeah, you can fucking. Oh, shit. All right.

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They think you can Evangelicals like this what they do Yeah yeah they get money Good point I love the basket I always wanted to get one of those The basket that they have a Catholic church And it's like be hidden

And kind of put one out No, I just... And it's still a bunch of my people that did, then fucking jump through the fucking stained glass. I like that. I just really like the idea of owning one of those. Because it's such a...

It's a ridiculously long. Because it's got to go down all the pews. So, like, I genuinely don't even think it would fit in this apartment. I would have to keep it in the living room from, like, the door to the other side. Yeah. I like the idea, like, at the very end of the basket, there's a gun on there to, like, really force people...

Right. And there's like a roof goal... There's like a roof goal. We're kind of like mechanism on anything. A whole thing. A hold the trigger and then it's like, sh, shh,

shh, shh, that's so quick thing. Anyway, going to back to a black church again was wild. You went to a black church? Yeah, I'm like,

the show was dope. Oh, right. Yeah. They normally play like Mega Man X soundtracks now. My grandma

loved this song. My fucking family's crying. My fucking family's crying. My nephew's crying in my arms. And I'm like, this shit. This is so good. God damn,

God damn, did you hear this one last time? Did you speak at the funeral? Yes, well, yeah? What'd you say? I don't know. Everybody in the three.

Three, throw your motherfucker hands here, follow me. That's a nerve-ranging thing to me. I don't know if I could ever speak at a funeral. Yeah, I wouldn't know what to say. Especially when it's your parents, it's fucking, it's a fucking weird experience. She's fucking dead, man.

Seeing her was the weirdest part, man. I hate the gas. She was way lighter skin than I thought she was. I thought my grandma was so much darker. Well, she was. Huh? She was. Well, no, and just, like, even the images they showed, like, of her.

I was like, oh, wow. I remember her being darker. After she's been embalmed? No, no, no, no. Like, in general, like, period. I always had a got, I thought you meant lighters and wait. I'm like, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I didn't, yeah. I didn't, yeah. I was like, why do you know? He's just, fucking. That's crazy. On her head. On her head. Oh, shit.

That is, look, I can make her go faster. You. Oh, Everyone is Everyone in the fucking building is sobbing What is he doing? I'm going nuts Last name ever

First name greatest Blame ass of my grandma's dead body I'm fucking famous I don't know if I could do it I'm sure I could I'm sure I will It was interesting talking Because of the fact that like it was just It feels weird

You know It's a weird degree of finality when it comes to the person that is like, that like taught me all my foundational stuff. Saying going owl mode before violently snapping my own neck. What the fuck? That's a crazy thing to say though. Yeah, three, two, one.

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What is that? It's Batman. It's Batman. Oh, yeah, when Eminem and him played a... How's the new phone? It's... Is it like worth upgrading? The camera's crazy.

Oh, yeah? This shit is nuts. This shit is nuts. Is it? Yeah. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea.

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Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car?

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Camera's really impressive. Is it more, I bet it's the same amount of megapixels as the old ones. Probably nothing to fucking write on about. You have the button here to not open your camera. Oh, what a different now? You have that. Oh, okay.

Oh, huh. Oh, they have a camera. Yeah. That's, but I know. I guess that's, isn't your phone the same one as mine now? No, I have the 15.

Oh, 15. It is the 17. That's actually convenient. That's kind of practical, but also the buttons right here on the screen. Sometimes I will say, though, like, I'll try to get a picture of something real quick. And then I'll, like, I'll open it and I'll try to do this. And it doesn't work.

It doesn't work as reliably. When you need it, it doesn't work. Every single thing about the new iPhone is just... It just worked perfectly because there wasn't anything to photograph. Of course. The new iPhone, everything about it is the camera now. Like, every single thing about these phones out is just based around the cameras. It's a very expensive camera.

Yeah. Because that phone's probably like $1,500 is all right. It's something stupid. It's crazy. You got me the fucking best one. Yeah, the Pro Max. I was like, honey, I did not need this phone. She was like, I just got it for you because like...

Well, how was you going to store 50,000 porn videos? on it. No, it's not even that bad anymore. I deleted a ton of porn off my fucking camera and my phone. You know what I do genuinely when I get a new phone? I don't transfer anything over. Oh, really? Yeah. That's crazy. I like to have complete fresh starts. Do you mean anything important on your phone then? Really? I mean, nothing that I couldn't immediate. Like there's some things. Like there's some notes that like I'll just I'll just copy paste or whatever. But in like some context that I'll be like, oh, these are people that I regularly speak to. and I'll bring them over.

But I like a clean, I like the feeling of a clean. Like, this is something that I experienced a while ago, like when I, when I first, when this started being a thing when you could just easily transfer all your stuff over. And I were getting a new phone once. I'm going to like, oh, this just feels like my old phone now. You know what I mean? Like, it feels like I don't, I feel like I just spent a lot of money for no reason because I don't actually have a new machine in front of me. Psychologically. I think what you're saying is crazy.

And also, I, but it's understandable. I think that's like an interesting way to be like, oh, I'm just going to genuinely start over a new device. Well, I'll put it this way. Like, over time on a, like your PC doesn't slow down over time really. Like what happens is like a bunch of updates happen and then like that kind of breaks some code a little bit. Then like updates to different programs pile onto each other and it makes things slower by proxy, right? And so theoretically you could make your computer run more or less exactly the way it did on the day you got it even today if you just got rid of most of the things on it. But even just doing it manually, like, oh, I'm going to delete this, this, and this.

That's not going to do as much as, like, a clean wipe. And so for me, it's more like that. It's like, I like the feeling of a clean wipe and to know that there's nothing possible from my old shit that's bogging down whatever I have on this thing. Most PCs also have a fucking hidden files that just get downloaded randomly. Right. I don't know if you ever ran into this. Gags upon gigs upon gig this shit. You're like, why do I have 200 gigs of this hidden things that I can't even find?

Yeah. I don't know if you ever ran to this. You did you used to, or do you fuck with Premiere, right? No. Oh no, what do you... Dude, so on Premiere, there's this thing that used to happen all the time where, like, your hard drive would just fill up

because it would be full of, like, media cache, like, save... Just the dumbest shit ever. Yeah. And it would be hidden in this weird folder that you had to go find. I think it was, like, in the app data.

Yeah, after... Exactly, like, roaming, something. It was like, this really weird hidden file that just had all of these gigabytes and gigabytes and gigabytes of files that were just completely useless. Yeah. And they were just, they would automatically store

on your fucking PC, and they wouldn't self-delete. And it's just like, dude. Yeah. You know the same thing too. Your app data's cash is that if people listening right now don't know why they have no fucking room, this should, people should know this by now, but some people may not. Dude, well, the thing is like after certain updates, it moves. Like, it doesn't stay in the same place.

It will be, so this is stupid how to get to it. So first, you know, you open up your drive. So whatever it is, so your SSD or hard drive, usually your C, right? So you open up the C, you go into whatever. your username is and then from there which will give you like options of like desktop do you want to go to dockins or whatever and there's going to be this it's now it's it's it's unhidden now it should be it devon hidden but it's still kind of transparent like your app data because it used to be completely hidden yeah yeah you go in it there's going to be three files and there's going to be like your local

you're roaming some other shit and there's a fuck ton of things in there if you haven't cleaned your shit out in a very long time especially when it comes to like uh video editing software the digital audio workstations, shit like that. It will absolutely consume your stuff. But if you want to transfer stuff over, you need to copy that data onto your new PC, which is something that since I have so many settings

through music and all that shit, got to copy all that shit over. You copy it first and you delete it? So I'm using my new PC, so I fucking had to take all of that many, many gigs of bullshit and copied over here so that all my settings work the same. Because otherwise, they want. don't stay. And yeah, I think I think I'm just like old I have like an old head mentality with

technology where I like things to be used for their specific purpose like my new Mac I don't have it hooked up to my iPhone at all like I don't get messages I'm not doing FaceTime on it I don't I want my computer to be my computer my phone. My phone can be my phone. I've always felt that way that's why like I have a iPhone and then I have a PC to where I can do computer things on it. It's easier to just delink them now thank God because now I now I now I have a iPhone and then I now I have like now I could just do air drop and it works but I don't have all the fucking, you know, the bullshit. Yeah.

Which is super fucking convenient. I definitely feel like I have so much of my bank information on my phone and shit like that too. Yeah. For me it's like if I fucking lose that shit. But you know what it is kind of fun? I'm great. If anyone ever gets my phone.

Like my credit scores getting fucking molested. All of my savings are gone. I'm just like, I'll keep that in mind. My password's changed too often for that to. But like the thing too is like what's fun about it is like I still have like a box with my old phones in it. And so like every now and I'll open it and just see like, oh,

why did I have this app in like, what a fucking stupid app for me to have in like 2015 or whatever? Yeah. I give way my my phones usually break. My phones do usually break too. They function, but the screens usually... I'm not a good. Jojo has my iPhone 12 and then I have my iPhone 8. I actually just booted up last night to try something and

that iPhone 8 is not I updated the X or whatever, it won't update. It's updated and I try to get something out of my DMs. It's not there. So I was just like, okay, this whatever version it is, iOS, whatever, because it doesn't, you know, they don't support like the latest shit. It's not working.

It's funny because it let me update it in the app store. And I'm like, okay, this should fix it. And it's exactly the same as the old shit. I've recently used the iPhone two a few days ago. One night a few days when I was on. I used one. Yeah. What did it do?

fucking labored That's all it did It was just fucking laboring its way Through me moving the apps Was that when it was like curvy And like that's when at first You started It was like it kind of had like

Like an Apple mouse Yeah And I was like this is crazy How old this thing is Yeah I had a three I've been I've been Interesting

I've had iPhone since three And then I I skipped four I went to 5S I got a 5S I think I had a 5S I think I had a 4C Was it 4C then?

I think they had a 4C I had a 4C I had a 4C I had a 4C I think I had a 4C I think I think I went from a droid to a 4S and then a 4S to a Samsung galaxy. I knew you when you had a droids though.

Well, that's because I got it. After the 4S, I got a galaxy. Oh, you got a droid again? Because I was on this weird like pattern where like I had a droid, then I had an iPhone. And I was like, I'm curious what's going over on. I think that that time too, I was curious about like what you could do on Android. And so I was like, yeah, let me go back to Android. And then I, after that, I was like, all right, I'll go back to iPhone.

I don't know. I just kind of kept going back and forth until my phone exploded in Vegas. I remember that And then I was like Well I'm not gonna I haven't researched I didn't expect to get a new phone So like can you just give me the new

The newest iPhone Because I don't want to deal with I think droid just you can do a lot more Just open this open software For the most part of that Yeah I just do more shit I don't need that on my phone Yeah I don't care

That's exactly because I had I had a Joydex That was my first smartphone Fucking loved at the time I was playing a lot of emulators on it and shit But then I'm like I'd rather just play video games On my computer console That's the how I feel that And so it was a simple thing

I tried a Galaxy S3 or 4 Because their Bluetooth, they support LDAQ Which is, sounds way better Oh yeah, yeah, yeah And so I was like great Because I'm more of like a, you know, audio guy Like a little good quality Yeah, but it just feels too, huh?

Nothing. What? Nothing. I just want, oh yeah, anyway I always try to say like, I was like, how do I not say audio file? This shit sounds crazy, you know? But anyway.

Oh, that's what you say. It just kind of sounds like you're just into line. Loud children. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played.

You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which was cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. still living in your memory, rent-free, forever.

See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time.

Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north. probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Anyway, we're going to move. We're going to read the names. Transgender healer. Cold Brew King. Mirror's Edge was the best Xbox 360 game. Debate me. You're wrong, but Mirror's Edge is good.

It was very, I loved Mirror's Edge. It was the first, first person game that actually moved the way that I wanted it to, where it actually did all the things. So when you're doing flips and stuff, the camera's flipping with you. And I'm like, this is the first time this has ever been done. Yeah, and it wasn't nauseating either. It wasn't. Like you'd think it would be.

For some people, it was though, unfortunately. Well, yeah, losers. I was literally about to say that. Losers and, I don't know, gay people. Yeah, I'm a second person kind of gamer, so I would get it. This didn't make any sense. Completely just throwing people under the buzzers and gay people. No, Mirzsche is awesome.

I love it. Unappreciated franchise, yes. I think it's a fantastic. I would love to play that game again. There's a lot of games that, like, I just... Dude, the opening song. when they they did a promo for that song

sorry for Mirrors Edge 2 I never played that one they um they did a like a like a promo I can't remember it was probably at E3 or something sure yeah and like had the bitch who's like la la la la and then the fucking beat kicks in it was around the whole EidM crazy

it is such a dope fucking song and people only had like a small loop of it and they loop it for like hours it's good dude I think I might play Mirrors Edge again This is a quick game, too. It's like maybe like three, four hours. I kept crashing on Steam, by the way.

Yeah, I have a feeling it's going to be like a backcompet kind of thing. I'm going to have to. Yeah, you should. Because I think I have to check. I love to Mirrors Edge though. I thought it was fucking awesome. I think I'm going to get a console because it crashed probably like 10 times. I'm like, okay, I'm never playing this again.

I might get a 360. I might just do it. Do it. They're really, I recommend, I highly recommend people. I trust Amazon's refurbish stuff. I bought enough of the refurbished shit and it's been working perfectly. I might just do that today.

Before the year ends. Yeah, why not? Because I have Ultimate Alliance just sitting there. Oh yeah. And I want to play Ultimate Alliance. It's a fun game. You'll enjoy it.

I finally got a TV in my room that I can fucking see. I used to have a blind TV. I used to have just an old, like, when I was first Stevie Wonders TV. If I went to Steve Wonders' house I'd be like, what a dickhead this guy is.

People think he's not blind, which is crazy. I love that. Well, he might not be. I love that so much. I don't know. I don't know. All we can say is we're convinced he isn't. Yeah.

Or we're convinced he is blind. I'm assuming he's blind. I assume he's blind too, but what if I hope he's not. Yeah, he just, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's funny. He paints, like fucking perfect Bob Ross. I want to catch him. I want to catch him in like, you know, he's going home. He thinks no one's watching him as soon as he's, he's, he's going to

the door, offset he starts doing back flips and shit. He's actually really young. He's juggling. He's young. He, get rid the fucking names. He's young.

Wait, why do you have to? Why did you embrace the rules? He's young and he can see. Why is he young? He's been around. He's older than my mom. Exactly.

It's fucking more wonder. Alpha V. It's more water. The gayest Bronco fan in the history of being gay. Come come with me. Let's come, let's come, I'm gay. Spunk fallacy. No, he's not. He's old.

Byful 65, be like, I'm gay. Well, I'm actually by. I'm in need of a guy. Watch me suck till he's dry. That's pretty good. Sounds like he just wants guys, though. Yeah. I thought if you're going to make them by, you're going to incorporate some pussy in there too.

Yeah, you got to, you kind of have to. Yeah, but I prefer guys. Something like that. You got to. Yeah, like, I would throw by away. Yeah, I would. I do prefer guys. I am.

Bye, but I like guys. No, throw by away. I would just keep it. I'm gay. I'm gay. Keep it. I'm gay and I love sucking off guys. I'm really gay and I love guys.

I keep sucking off guys. It literally is the same thing going over and over. My dicks in my eyes. You remember back in the day? Just read the fucking. I am gay and I am a homo. I'm homosexual I want to do word up but gay

I have a boyfriend and he is so gay I have a boyfriend and he's gay as fun can you do that can you do bird up but gay I don't know what are you saying bird up

like word up but is gay no fuck butt I fuck butt hey pretty twinkies around I don't know I don't I have to think about that one that would be a good one

it could be possible Hey, homosexuals Around that world I got a gay It's a great song I'm a big song I even like the corn version actually The corn version is fun

Yeah I like corn It is just the same thing It is the same thing But it's not really like a transfer But his voice works for it though It does It's like the opposite of

What is it? The Toto's Africa by Weezer Where you're like This is also the same Exact thing But it is worse I don't need it Yeah

I heard it recently. I could do without it. I think I heard it last week. But it's in percent. Like if you're not listening carefully, you could be convinced that like, oh, that's just that's,

that's Toto. It's a modern version of the Toto. And then you hear quickly and then you hear Rivers. Yeah. You know, I don't, I don't like that song Africa at all, actually.

Really? No. Is it just because it's overplayed? I think it's more of like, uh, like say Toto has a song called Holden Line. That is a thousand times better. And it doesn't get.

The whole line is a better song, but I think Africa is a good song too. Oh, I see what you're saying. That's kind of how I feel about journey with separate ways. Where I'm like, separate ways clears. It kills anything else they put out. Separate ways is a better song, but it's easier to sing to what you call it.

It's easier to song to sing to. People like, I mean, I understand pop chords. I understand. There's pop chords that just resonate with people better. When you're using a lot of like minor chords, a lot of people, it doesn't fuck with people. I love a minor chord. I remember talking about a timeless song like Hello by Adele. And I was talking to Jojo.

And she was like, I think I prefer rolling in the deep. And I'm like, and I was like, well, that's kind of, I was like, that's insane. But I also understand why. Well, Roland is a more powerful performance. Hello. It's more of a, well, hello is a fucking powerful ballad. And that's what I'm talking about. I'm the major code rolling in the deep.

It's fun. It's vibrant. Just like Africa is. It's a very fun song. I know what you're saying. I'm actually a pretty decently big enough son, Van. And I love her song, Chasing Pavement. I really, really, really like.

like that song. But that's in, is she like, like slamming people of their heads. Stop. Shut up. Like, that sounds like a, like a fuck, you know, like it sounds like one of those things like bite the curb like what's about. It's about. It's about her. It does sound like that. It's about her falling in love with a gay dude. What? You know? Why is chasing payment? Is that a sex thing? Because she's just running forever and she's never going to get to the end of that line. Because gay people are at asphalt. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea, from the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then, your BFF started glaring it, which was cute, until they unfriended

you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour, still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See, the things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. fire it's it that's it that's exactly what she missed shi-in-man that's what Adele meant

Cala rups through the fucking wall and blows your neck off I'd be like whoa I think Adel needs to gain weight I think she looks crazy now I don't like it she looked really good in the middle of her losing weight like she looked great but she's really really really remember when she's like a like pandemic she was like hey I'm a fucking twig now I was like ah get out of it's me Adel

slender man She went to Carnival, dude. She's like, she fucking went crazy. She's a great singer, though. That bitch is mad talent. She's hungry as fuck. Really? She's a great singer, dude.

I think she's a great singer. I just, I will say, like, I don't, I don't vibe with a lot of. Her music. She's like, she's like Josh Grobin to be. Oh, really? We're like. What? What?

Huh? Josh Grobid. Oh. What did you think I said? Joe Rogan? No, he did it. He did not. He fucking, he made it.

He added a joke. You lying, bitch. Oh. Josh. Josh Grobin, he does, you know. Josh Brolin. Josh Brolin? He does, uh, the guy that was cable. Yeah.

You raise me up. Oh, that's the old. So I can stand on my own. He's a fucking singer. He's amazing singer. But I'm not, I'm not putting you raise me up on, you know. Hello's a good song, brother. It's iconic.

I like a lot of her music. I just think she's a good song. That one I think for me is just too overplayed. I love bad. That one has a Michael Jackson problem for me. I love ballads. So like, say Michael Jackson's man in the mirror, powerful fucking song. Hello's a powerful song.

That was the song about him. I don't want to miss a thing by Aerosmith. You know how there's these songs that are just like they're powerful. Like to me, they're not about, they're not an era. They transcend an era because they're just written in like a ballad. Like a ballad is always relevant, if you know what I mean. Like so if you ever, if you have a musical, there's going to be this one song that's a powerful ballad that could be played in any time. versus like, say in Kantu, you know that song?

I'm sleeping with the man who's a minor, I'm good. He's a man though. How's that word? He's a minor man. He's a minor man. He just hit man. He just hit man. We are fucked by the way.

We got to ask him to be real gay. I'm asking you to be real gay. He's so. you be real gay and my intentions couldn't be any clear if you want to get really gay but I'm gonna get his ass and make it spray homo gna da da da da da da giga gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay I think I think there's a lot of artists who are genuinely like super talented but it's always the fact is that pop chords are going to do better like people are always going to like the songs like um it's it's just

like kendrick right I think kendricks his most powerful song is sing about me like in that album but everybody likes freaking what to call it all I'm can't drink will you please sing about me is that how it goes I'm asking you to keep singing about me but don't say I'm gay

I'll be singing about gang fucking violence A scooting gang violence take a shot to the neck and then you're dead That's crazy All right finish it I want to catch a train

Impossible Before I get too far Into the names I got to say It's a mustache Oh, it's a Hitler stash? That's crazy. He's the guy with a mustache.

Oh, was he Jitler? I think it's just the guy, but... I don't know. He looks more like the... He looks more like a Pixar character than it can't. It's an emoji that looks like... You remember the teacher in The Incredibles that, like... That was tweaking.

Yeah, yeah. He was right. Yeah. That's an emoji that looks kind of like that. Put those anime tities away. Japan sided with Germany. Beats by Dad. That's pretty good.

That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good joke. That's a good joke. Please go I can't I can't suffer this anymore Sounds like one of them horses

I don't know He sounds like a fucking seal You ever seen a seal do that? Yeah yeah They like literally will do that Oh Oh my god There was a great

Hoosline bit that I'd Like I rarely see a Hoosline bit Where I'm like That's fucking brilliant It was Wayne Brady And some other guy And it was like It was Wayne Brady

And some other Some white guy And it was like the newscasters were like, and now I'm introducing Bob Dylan and Seal. And so they were like supposed to make up a song or whatever. Okay. And then they're, you know, their way, their music's playing.

And then Brady does Dylan. Brady does Dylan. That's funny. And the other guy's like, that's good. That's good. That's good. And I was like, that's, that is a brilliant. And the guy just ends up like getting on,

it just gets on the ground and barks like a seal. And I was like, that's smart. Because it would have been, you put you in a, like, after the show, I would have been like, what the fuck was that,

brother? Like, you fucking asshole. He does that to them all the time. I know. He's really fucking, Wayne Brady's really funny. He's a very, very funny guy.

Have you seen ha ha, you clowns that, uh, the adult swim show? No. About the, like, the three boys.

The three, you don't, you don't know about it? Mm-mm. It's pretty good. But it's weird. It's weird. It's like,

the joke is that it's so wholesome that it loops around into being funny. Like, and it's just like, there's no, it's not like adult in any like real like, oh, and then the fucked up thing happens. It's like, it's just weirdly wholesome to the point where it's just hysterical. So it's like anti-2010s adult swim, but a show. Yeah, but it's pretty funny. I would, you should watch it.

I think you'd like it. But you would, I think you'd actually really like. Really? Yeah. It's just silly. Because it's so dumb. But. I love that.

Uh, what are you have a fucking names? You're not trying to give the fucking math. What are you doing? COVID. I wonder what that's going to sound like. My dementia... This is an episode about improv and they talk about how Wayne Brady

lost himself to improv. Oh, he's gone. He's always in a bit. Not Fakes, new president, Benjiwoman come in Gmail. My dementia... What have you done? It's brilliant.

It is... This is brilliant. I don't know what you're doing. I want to make sure my mic doesn't get sick. My dementia G-parent died too. Sorry, Sweene, big love. Thank you. I appreciate it, bud.

Oh, wow. Nice people. Gay boy farty, young Colin having a nice day playing Mega Man. That's a nice change of pace. That's he's dreaming. He wakes up in fucking Mordor and he's like, oh, fuck. Show hole, please show hole. I will pay if you show whole.

Young Colin trying to wall jump up the Twin Towers and causing them to collapse right before the planes hit. That's crazy. technically saved it. Their planes go straight through them. Like it's falling down and he's and Colin's like, yeah. Would it be crazy if like they

flew the plane and they just happened to hit through the windows and go through it and like they but they didn't destroy the building? They just fall down to the place. They flew to a floor. They just flew straight through a floor. That'd be pretty cool. That'd be so cool. I love him was so long ago, dude. Has there been 25 years next to me or? I don't give a shit.

Whatever. Okay, sorry. Young Colin disguising himself as Daniel Ben, Ben, in June 2007 for his favorite wrestler's autograph. Daniel Benoit for his dad to come back and kill him. I'm Captain Lou and I'm talking to you. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is he still crying?

Clamiel Esquire the third. Vern Troier versus Weeman versus Beetlejuice. Who's winning the fight? Beetlejuice. No, no, we man. Weman's got it. Does Beetlejuice have his abilities? No.

Beetlejuice. What abilities is he's beetle juiced? Okay, so. No, no, no. I think we man's got it. We man seems vaguely fit. Verne Troier is, it's amazing. He's basically an amoeba, so there's no shot.

He's nothing. Vern Troir is Minnie Meek, right? Yeah. He was the smallest. Are you talking about Beetlejuice? I'm thinking of Beetlejuice. You think of the creature? No, no, no.

The guy, the cool? We're talking about Beetlejuice, the character versus Weeman and Verstoyer is so stupid. That was like, what is the through line? There's probably a lot of people that thought this, too, and like, I don't get it. Because there's a lot of people that probably know who Beetle Juice is. That is true. He is more niche, I think, than We Man. He's an older time for sure.

He's an older time for sure. Well, he's in newer time, technically. Well, I guess, no, I guess you're right. Older time, for sure. They would be around the same time, though, really. Beetle Deuce is pre us. It's pre our generation. So is Weeman, though, right?

I go with him a little bit. No, it's, yeah, it's him. It's his generation. And technically because we, because Jackis came out when I was in sixth grade. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah.

How old was that? I was in first grade when I came? I don't care. I'm sorry. You're going. I got a sex with a train. That baby William Afton deep fried. I'm going to yellow resident with a mortar.

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It's just him fucking doing an ollie off a noose to black man. That's crazy. Why is he still skating? I'm racist. I hate... Oh, he's skiing off of the news of black man. I guess I like that. I don't know, man.

I love white people, but I hate black people. I am so racist. Man. Beer. Do you remember the 21st comic September? I am fucking racist. It was on September 3rd by Dick Really Hurts. Earth existing in Star Wars made me not a fan.

Dave Rubin disowning skit for turning out gay, the Arbiter, Tank Hankarous. Dave Rubin married to Dave Rubin with her son, Dave Rubin, eating Rubens from Dave Groove and Rubens. Oh, David Rubid Ah, Dave. Blue Alive Betrayal, Living Daydream. That's crazy. So stupid.

Diana Skull-Fucking the Queen and Philip in Heaven. Berserker Broly's bang bust-sized penis. Rains shifted. The Sloker 2, Why So Derpy? Look up Desire Devere for the greatest example of Blackface you'll ever see. Dumb, bum stuff or straight, strained. things be like I'm straight. Your prostate is the size of a lemon and I'm about to make some lemonade.

Fela's slob and knob, Feliz Navidad. Sween looks like he could drink Vaseline through a silly straw. Tankus, the trash man, pegging myself until I achieve enlightenment. Kingston stealing a co-host joke answer, making it worse than doubling and tripling down on it. Domo Nation. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage, band tea, not just a tea, the band tea, from the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it

everywhere. Then, your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour, still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See, the things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Come on. Loud. Using the power of AI and V-tubing to bring my dead dog back to like Derek not chavent is innocent. Hashtag Freeman Brown died Asian.

This and his stupid names, I wish this agent was killed by my dad. Sweeney should go should get micro bangs. The fuck is that? Like the little fucking little, the little, let me have your baby hair bangs. Oh, that's fucking insane. That'd be hilarious. I guess the context clues. My hair doesn't grow like that anymore, though.

I'm going to shave my sides off entirely next time I go get my hair cut and I'm going to let my hair grow the way it wasn't like bit. Okay. I like it. Source tells me Charlie is stable, please God. What a lie that was? It's so insane. That guy who tweeted, like, source tells me Charlie is stable, please God. You fucking idiot. Yeah, what's...

Who was the source? I think I didn't... Tim Poole said that. Was it who? I think it was. I mean, it would not be a bit of remembering. I mean, even if it wasn't him, it was, though. You know, like, I mean, they're all the same person. They just say anything. They do. Literally anything comes to that way. Especially that dude. They're literal MPCs actually. Crash Bandicoot's credible 14 rape accusations.

That's crazy. Whoa. 14? There's not even that many people in that universe. Fresh. Stop ripping me. Bottle. Crash.

Did you rape these women? Whoa. Start spinning. Don't touch my cock. Boom. He starts spinning in a fucking courtroom. Fast. Pamp a damn.

He gets a belly flops. The judge. It starts bugging the fuck up Oh no no No boom Bowno no no Crash Rambi Coot's rape trial I can see Crash Rampage

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Okay tough guy bounce on it hard Bald blue-eyed German man mentioning that if you join this Nark Tank The members would have a quarter of a foreskin On average following Kingston around with a tuba That's fucking crazy Victor's Frankenstein's womb sickness

It's beginning to look a lot like shit miss I will spray the bowl Thugzilla uses atomic AK on Nick Vendez GTA4 swing set glitch Frogs together strong The Joker's girls The Joker's girl squirted it on me Emilio the chosen one

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but seriously, an elephant in the room needs to be addressed immediately. Get it out. No. Oh, I, so dumb.

Sweeney should be my Marcellus Wallace. I'm Zed. Swini is... Whoa. What do that mean? I forgot. I can't remember. So Zed rapes Marcellus Wallace and a Pulpiction.

Oh, you know what? Honestly, I could have got that from context clues. Yeah. Sweeney's a slightly less blind Clayton Bigsby. EA's sports. It's in the sand. Teabagging Stephen Crowder until he loses self-control, opens wide, and sucks my sack empty. Hi, Dad.

Don't yell at the TV as Sweeney can hear you. Keyed David milking Chris until he's 30 pounds. Sart Bimson, Cardboard Pie, Department of Horror. A fat guy could see a mushroom. from Cloud and his first move would still be to pull his shirt down. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's actually genuinely a pretty good joke.

Yeah, you stole that. You didn't make that joke. You definitely like what joke is original though, I guess at this point. There's original jokes. No. Those jokes were. promised. I had a joke I wanted to say

it but I didn't want to say it. Oh, Jesus. There's a original jokes. I'm trying to read the names here. Victor Wenamma changed my broke, dumb gay stupid chud life. Something funny.

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It's bad. I think RAM costs like a small house at this point. It's really bad. And there we have no, another, I forgot what company said they're going to go very. D.B. Evolution should be, D.V. Evolution should be the first movie commentary. you the gay the Stark tank is powerfully married

like the more to feel like be ditty I put my brass knuckles on I'm about to hit this lady maker or macar Colin we're already more like come ducks shit butt Law JK Star Coffee Kid Collins

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Colin and Greg Miller reuniting to molest Sweeney. Jesus Christ. Calling it now, the GOP will turn Charlie Kirk into Robocop. They would have done it already, man. Yeah, yeah. They don't have the technology. They don't believe in technology.

I don't know. We read a book at him and nothing happened. So like, I guess we'll leave him dead. They've tried to fucking necromance Kirk is crazy. Mama, just pooped my pants. Did a doody in my shorts. Now my tummy really hordes.

That's bohemian crapsity. So brilliant. Brilliant. Craig the Canadian. Dude, do, do, do, do. God. My asshole looks like a used cashers glove. It's your boy, Shawnee D.

And a man named Diddy. He diddles people. Did Kojima write this? DoorDash wrapped. Uh, at. Brock, is this true? I know y'all were joking, but the dark age is a myth with no real historical basis. Whatever. At this point, I believe anything that I haven't seen in person is fake. I agree with that. After seeing Eric, you could tell me that Abraham Lincoln was fake and I would believe it.

He is. Oh, I believe you. After seeing Erica Kirk, I understand why Sween's, I understand Sween's fear for blue eyes. Yeah, it's crazy. Her eyes are too. She's clearly She clearly was like eugenically made. Yeah. Like like oh let's make an ultimate white woman To make white men fawn for her

And it's like oh perfect And then give her a gay husband She seems just unhinged Which is crazy because it's not like anything happened Right Changing uh changing my name It is crazy though by the her life got so much better It is crazy

She goes up and just lies I wasn't dating anybody That is crazy That is actually not talked about There's photos of you dating a guy a year before. She was on a reality show about dating. Yes. And like that is crazy to me because there's all right,

you can have your fake people. Like whatever. Like I can't help you. If you see Erica Kirkman like, I never dated anybody, you know, I didn't drink. I didn't like alcohol. I didn't do any of that.

And then there's literal footage of you on a fucking reality show doing all of these things. She's fishy as fuck. I'm actually she's. Dude, if you look into her, it's like hyper fishy. It's like hyper fishyy. It's like scary.

It's like terrifying. If Erica Kirk didn't exist. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere.

Then your BFF started glaring it. Which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free, forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you.

But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And this happened to Charlie Haring and nothing. I think there would be no conspiracy earnestly. Like, I think she's so suspicious as a person that it's like, what do you mean you were at a Trump beauty pageant and you competed? What do you, like years ago? What are you saying?

Everything about it. What do you mean your ex-boyfriend is the head of turning point now? What? what the fuck are you saying When you look into the people she was involved with And whatever Like literal directly involved With like niggas that were in friends with

Nahyahu before she even got involved Like it's it's too much scary There's like we're gonna move on but like There's compilations of uh you can check her out It's it's I really recommend everybody Look at it's absolutely suspicious It's like this is changing my name to PliotCA She's a demon

She's a demon It was a Democrat That you know If she was a Democrat He would rightly call her I've been in a room with Erica Hurkin. She smelled like sulfur. She smelled like her.

She smelled like death when I walked in. When I walked past her, I felt weaker. That's how exactly how you would say it, too. Death. She smelled like sulfur when I walked in the room, and I felt the stench of death. Excuse me, I got to go suck this trans weaner real quick. Now, he has the camera.

Get off here, Blair. He has the camera, like, it's like, the camera's cutting to him and he's like, We've got to... We gotta kill this woman right now. He gets a shot to the face. He cuts me a different camera to show him sucking a transombed penis. I know a lot of you're surprised by this, but I'm owning it now.

There's only like, you know, you can only see like, because he's sitting down, you can only see the bottom part, right? But you got to make sure you know it's a trans weaner. So like there's like it's panties that's put to the side. So now you know, now you know it's like, it's a trans. layered aside with a giant cop. So the panties are withholding nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're hiding nothing. The left hand's dark woke, but I've got racist gay. Okay. Dark woke is great. Dark woke versus racist gay. That's what I want to see. Changing my name to Pliotechia so I can get like four questions on the show in a single month. Chris's dad eating the dead V&MU soldier because rations hadn't shown up for days and he's not a big fan of rice.

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That's crazy. I'm kind of disappointed that you didn't fall. Pippini Brothers presents Frank Reynolds' new children's book, The Horror Act. Elder Millennial 38 disturbs my guilty pleasure. Donk, Donkerson, homeless, Chris. Christopher Rapitzer, beating my meat harder than Emmett Till. P.P. Chief, Chief called me the hard arbiter. Stupid.

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Wow. That's a threat. What culture? I want to see it. I don't know. Don't care. I want to see it, though. The first church of Keith David presents the creation of Adam, but it's Paul Joseph Watson.

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because he took Collazza's hard ass. Progerian Hunter is having a child, nay for him. And rounding out our list, as always. You know who it is. The king of haphazard. Duh. I don't sound like a white man.

Why do you keep saying that? I don't. What's your white boys? Do it. Okay. Hey, what's going on? My name is a white man. My name, Kington.

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