The Snark Tank - #386: Shirt Pink

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

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Once again, it is me, Chris, it is him, Derek, it is him, Sweeney. we're remote again because Derek might be a little sick he caught something at the Evanescence concert that he went to Yeah He was Evan essence That's pretty fucking sick

Yeah I was You know Things got a little heavy Because I went to the back The green room And I was like You know Grabbing at Amy Lee a little bit

That's kind of grabbing at her Just being like I'm such a big fan And then one thing led to another Where she got scared clothes got a little ripped you know i'm like hey this is looks really weird because this is not how things were supposed to get and people you know it was really sweaty and uh i think i just might possibly caught a bug or something while all that was going down that's unfortunate

there any of salt interesting yeah it well it looked that's how it that's how it looked but that's how it's like that it's like that image of the guy it's you know that that famous image that poster of like it's like a minimalist kind of cartoon poster of a guy like with a knife chasing a guy and it's like his leg in the back and it looks like a guy chasing somebody. Oh, right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. That's your situation. Essentially. You got like a whole. It's like a Larry David curb your enthusiasm like, no, I didn't. This is not what it looks like. Yeah. It was one of those things.

Because it looks like sexual assault is what it sounds like. It sounds exactly like it. It looks like say. If she wanted to press charges, it would, you know, it'd probably be a slam dunk for her lawyer and shit or the prosecutor. But like. Mm-hmm. I think it got clear.

Even though, like, I got thrown out by security, they threw me from the green rooms on the second floor and they threw me out. And so even though I landed hard two stories down and got lucky, I hit a bush, I think we reached an understanding. I think we're okay. I think she understands that I was just a super fan trying to talk to her and weird whimsical stuff happened. Oh, okay. Whimsical stuff is a good way to put it. Musical. Anyway, listen, we've got a...

Al crazy would it be? What a jam. Like, there was an actual incident that happened with someone like that. And then she's like, oh, it must have been that guy. Like, she didn't really think about who it was until like, I'm saying this. And it just coincidentally something like that happened.

She's like, it happened to her, but like she couldn't find the guy. And then this clip goes viral somehow. And then like, she's like, I think that's the guy. She can't remember correctly. That'd be insane. You get subpoenaed or whatever. I've never even been to it.

Evanescent. What the fuck, dude? Like, I saw your shirt, bitch. I don't know any of their music, actually. I thought the word evanescence sounds cool. I don't know. That would be crazy. That's what would fuck you by saying, I don't know.

See, that's when criminals fuck up when they say, I don't know. I've never been to this place. And you're like, you know, I've never even seen a McDonald's. And it's like, brother. What do you mean? What do you mean? You see, you ever see that?

You see this, I saw a clip of this, this detective talking about like a tactic that we'll use sometimes when we're, when we're interrogating people is that like, let's say he'll be like, the, the suspect will be like, I was at, I was at the McDonald's. And then they'll go like, the detective will go like, oh, so you're at the McDonald's like this. And if like, if they break and they're like, what are you doing? Like, why are you doing that? it's more likely that they're telling the truth because like if you're trying to lie, you're trying to ignore everything and like stick to a story. It's like they'll just do like weird shit. I don't like really.

That's not bad. That's, I would get caught. I would be like, I would just be in the room and you're like, and I'm like, guys, I don't know what's going on.

I'm really stressed. I'm not good at lying. I just, I didn't do this. I don't know what else to tell you. We should, you know, we should do.

We should, uh, Derek. I think I have a good, I have a good idea for like a little video. Um, Yeah. We should frame Kingston for a really heinous crime.

Oh, interesting. And then have him get interrogated and then watch him have an anxiety attack. Like through that, through that, you know that quarter camera that's in like the corner of the room that's always looking down at the table. It's like always grainy for some reason. Yeah. They refuse to update them to pass 40.

They refuse to just get a better camera even though they, there's clearly, like you can put a phone up there. Genuinely. And it would be, and it would be better. You can put up a phone from five years ago up there. Yeah. Maybe a decade. Like genuinely an old phone and to be like, oh, this looks way better.

My 2015, what, iPhone 5S or whatever? Look great. I started filming on that and people are like, well, what camera do you use? I'm like, phone. Like, you know what I mean? Phone. Yeah. I would have a panic and tell me like I didn't do anything and I would just be like, I'm just going to have to,

because I know that I'm already guilty because of what I am. by nature of what I am I'm guilty sadly we also framed you pretty we also framed you pretty hard like we yeah I'm like whatever guys convincing evidence we actually I got arrested you guys generated footage of you doing it we

we cut your fingerprints off yeah put them all over the place I would just go I would just go to get arrested and I'd be like well I didn't do this but I don't know I get it guys I get it yeah I get it just put it take me wherever

I'd love to say that. Well, listen, happy new year. It's a new year. It's 2026. It feels fake. Suspend me from the area by chains. Like the way I want to die. I want to be suspended by chains, a cocoon of some sort.

And he wants it done. Yeah, please. So if you see Kays stand in the street, feel free to cocoon him. Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Put chains around me and it suspend me from a place like the hollow night. I'd be fine.

I'd be fine like that. I like that. Don't even feed me. Let me die. By the way, what's funny about that is like, you've said this. You've said this twice now in episodes.

And people have talked about, about the hollow night being strong. And people, I've seen multiple comments being like, man, Sweeney spoiled a hollow night. What do you? I've seen this.

Really. Are they, are they retarded? I've seen this. The hollow, the hollow night, that's the, that's,

it's said to you in the beginning of the game. Hey, what do you mean? Now, I don't want that. We don't got to be angry, right chill the hollow night being enshrined is something they tell you like in the beginning of the game it's not a spoiler

that's not a spoiler for hollow night at all not even remotely I guess it's if to me okay for you to consider it a spoiler I guess did it's somebody who played the game and they're saying hey you may have spoiled it for other people that don't know about it is that what's happening it's not a spoiler for the game I've seen it more than once you walk you you get to the first area and they're like yeah the Hollow Night got sealed. You got to find a way to unseal him.

That's not a game that you can really spoil moments for unless you like do a video, read a video essay. There's so many things happening. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think you can spoil Hollow Night. It's not like one of those games. It's not like a narrative game where you're like, oh shit, you revealed that Joel Miller's Dominican? Like, no, it's not one of those moments. That's also not a spoiler either.

I know this is a lie. Even if that were true, it would be a spoiler. Like, who gives a shit? Imagine if it came out, like, in the middle of the last of us, too, that, like, Joel Biller was Dominican and it was, like, treated like as if, like, this major plot revelation. It would bother. It would bother. It would bother people. It would bother people playing the game. It wouldn't bother, like, no, he's not. That's not bothering. That's not. I mean, you, I would say, nobody really bothering. Sure. What universe do you live in, Chris? Stoley, stupid.

It's crazy. The people who pretend, you know, it would, it will, I mean, actually, I would say, nobody really cared about. correct by but they would feign like outrage it would fain right there would be fake there would be fake there would maybe be fake the thing that convinces me somewhat of that is just like nobody seemed to give a shit in fact only kinks didn't seem to give a shit that like uh what is it um pedro pascal was playing

annoyed the fuck out of me yeah you i i you're the only person still to this day that i've ever seen a complaint about that for that it didn't know it didn't know because there's this ethnic that thing back I know you because it's Peter Pascal again. I do think that's true. I think I know you're wrong. That's it. Counter.

I know you're wrong. Listen, I think I think like the position that I had was probably a lot of people that are like, oh, it's weird that they did that, but whatever. Kind of that's as far as it went. Like say, you know, when certain characters were, you know, they're established to something. And they're like, oh, they did this. Oh, that's weird. I guess.

I think, put Joel into particular. not Hispanic, you know? So I think that's fine. It's just like, you can do it since it's not central to his character, but it is funny just because his name is Joel Miller. And his would be Huel. Yeah, so I'm like,

yeah, Z-YOL, I guess. I guess, all right, that's fine. You know, like, that's fine. I think it's a funny, it's, it's like, his name is Oswe Miller. The thing about it, though, is it's like, it is in particular, like, the worst ethnicity to

like to do that with because it is the most chameleon like it's not like he's an Ethiopian Joel Miller whereas it's like well brother that was so sick though brother looks like he's the captain now yeah but you know what's funny you can actually pass that off maybe

it would almost feel clear difference in a way it's a clear difference look at them you can almost kind of pass it off more the more foreign they would look because you would I think your thought here was my first thought oh this guy's clearly adopted so like

like say if Joel Miller was an Ethiopian or Somali or something you know like you would Somalia and Joe Miller I would pay to see a very You got to stop please You see a very ethnic looking Joel Miller Your first thought is this person was clearly adopted Sure yeah

Like that would be my first thought I don't know why I don't think that though When I see Pedro Pascal I'm like That is great What's going on with you? Why is your name Joe Miller? Well, the thing is, the thing is that,

j Hispanic people have regular names. Like, all of the names for Hispanic and Americans and black people are all relatively the same names, you know? That's not even the point. My point is the idea is like, I think he's a really good actor. But I think the problem is that if you show him too much, whenever he does good jobs,

even if, even if it's objectively good, people are going to say stupid shit about it because of how often he's thrown into the night guise. I agree with that. That's just my only thing. It's like, I like,

I like Pedro Pascel a lot, actually. I think O'Brien, Martin Martel was the best written character in Game of Thrones. I think he's gay and that kind of cancels out what you're saying. I mean, hey, bro. That's great. No, Oberyn's fucking cool.

Other than Tywin, it's Oberyn. Those are the two best characters in that fucking series. Like when he smacks that dude's ass when he was like... Hard. And it almost falls over. Gives him a wild. You're jamming your favorite song. And while you aren't missing a...

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listen, it's January, it's 2026, it's a new year, not much has happened over the court, like, about Joe Miller anymore. I just want to get to, look, I just want to make sure show is, so okay, so okay, man, so okay, man. The only thing, the only thing that's happening

is Zoron getting inaugurated. I didn't watch it because I just, I don't know, like, whatever. Like, at this point, and now, now that he's in there, now he's a public servant, I don't really give a shit. Like, just do your job. but that's really all that's happening. Yeah. As far as I'm aware.

Stranger Things series finale happened. People generally hate it as far as I'm seeing. Oh, really? I don't know what the I don't know what the IMD. Actually, let me see what the- I heard it was the lowest season so far. And I'm like, that's crazy. That's crazy.

It is the worst season. You think it's the worst season? I think so. I think he's into it still worse, but I think this. Because it becomes a Marvel movie, basically. Uh, rotten tomatoes, stranger things. I heard there's a three minute kung fu fight between Vecna and Will.

Am I, did, did someone mislead me or did that actually happen? Yeah, Will almost takes it though. It's a good fight. That's real. That's very real. It's well choreographed, honestly. Real shit. Like you ever seen fucking the Raid Redemption?

Yes. I heard that it was better choreographed than that movie. That's what I heard. It's crazy. Like the stairwell moment? Wait. who nowhere near as good as this. Noah Shnap,

he may be a Zionist, that guy still knows what he's doing. Let me ask you guys some. You guys, both of you guys saw the finale? Yeah, I saw it. I watched it, yeah. Okay. If there was an actual two-minute martial art battle

between Will and Vecna, would that enhance or make, it worse. Depends to how good the martial arts scene is. It would really heavily, it would heavily depend. I think it would make it worse. Will has not been established

to be able to do anything, let alone. He's not, but if there was a good martial arts scene, it would be, it would be jarring. It would be jarring for sure, but I'd be like,

yo, that was a good, like, say what you want. That was a good scene. Honestly, like, I watched it.

I thought it was like fine. Like, it's like, this is fine. Like, whatever. Like, this took too long to,

happened ultimately is how I feel about it. Like, you can't have five seasons of television over 10 years. Even with a pandemic. I understand the pandemic was two years. That should have brought you up to like maybe like maybe seven years. Right. You know what I mean? 10 years is crazy. Like I just, it's too long. And then by the end, it's just like you're looking at it looks like, because they're in like Vecna land or something. And they're in like this like weird like it looks like, do you remember the, um, oh my God, what's that Lincoln Park music video where they're in the C. kind of wasteland. You know what I'm talking about?

That could be a fuel, man. Is it? It could be faint. Yes, it's faint. It might be faint. People will know what I'm trying to allude to, but like it looks like that. It looks like that. It looks like that.

Literally, it looks like that music video. Maybe. I can't remember for sure if that's the one. But like I just know. I think it has one glaring problem. A little bit of Dixby Hard. There's one blame problem. What do you call it?

Absolutely. Tate. Absolutely. The series has too many characters. Way too many characters. And that was the problem. That was the problem from the very beginning of the season. It was just way too many characters. Every time something happened, it got pulled the way to deal with this character and

this character. Then it was a bunch of side characters that added this season too, which all of them were characters that existed throughout the story. But it's like they should not have been interacting with the main cast. It was just a lot of. of a lot of like there was a few like a few plot holes like there was like one that I really thought was like well what is

what is this? Which one? What do you know? The fucking exotic energy Like what the fuck is that? Like what is that? Like what? At a certain point you just get like all right. It felt like whatever. It felt like a D&D campaign

in the most literal sense because when they added too many people the character moments started getting lesser. I think a few of them acted very well. I think Joe Curie, freaking Caleb McLaughin, Sadie Sink, and even Noah, Noah, Schnapp, are good.

I really good actors. I think North Snap did good, man. I think Norseap did good, man. I really do. I don't know, man. And this, honestly, this genuinely has nothing to do with him being Zionists. I genuinely don't give a shit.

He's like, how old is he, like seven? I read a good scene, man. There's just like, I don't care enough about the plot holes, really, because I just don't care that much about stranger things. I always thought it was just kind of like a vibes heavy show primarily. So I'm like, yeah, whatever, the vibes are fine. So I don't really care that much.

But there are like, I don't know why the upside down is stuck on that day or whatever. I don't know what certain, but like, whatever. It's, it was kind of overwhelming. I watched it and I was like, yeah, that's fine. It's a little, you know what it was? It was a safe ending, I think. which is kind of not surprising but like I get it could it but that's really all that happened really could it ever have not been disappointed just from my perspective I guess coming

the amount of time the amount of time and also I I just the way that I feel is that it never should have went past one season like I agree been like an antology I agree and then it's like, all right, here you go. I think even just, even just the name, Stranger Things kind of implies to me that it was never supposed to be this story for longer than one season. Yeah. If it was this story for longer than one season, it would have been called like Hawkins or, you know what I mean?

Like something more specific. Like, maybe not. Maybe that's like just me just projecting or whatever. But like I would assume like, stranger things has such a twilight zone kind of feel to it. As far as like the name of it. It does. and so I'm just like oh and also just the the first season ended so perfectly I thought like I love the ending where he's just like leaving the I think I think if I remember correctly he's like leaving the waffles in the woods or whatever I guess that's a great I don't know that was perfect and then and then people were like oh these we love these characters they're phenomena and they're like oh fuck well we don't have any ideas for the second

we don't have any ideas for what we're going to do next so like let's just keep this going and it's fine I don't know yeah it's just I think the issue is honestly I think it would have been there could have they could have made it a lot better I think the last season is just like there's two episodes where things happen

and like six episodes where nothing happens basically like it really is kind of crazy how heavy certain episode like episode four and the last episode are the episodes where where things happen and then the episodes leading up to that nothing happens so I just remember like you could have written this better like this is kind of this is kind of crazy yeah that could have been whatever there can have been a lot more but I don't know it's

whatever it was fine I wish it would end it better but like I don't know man like I don't I don't care the fan base of that show is fucking insane though I will say like I just I don't know man this this Biler shit I was like watch I was like on TikTok scrolling really really late last night like looking at just looking at some of this some of these fan freakouts of the fact like I can't believe Will didn't be I can't believe Mike didn't become gay I can't believe Mike didn't become gay in the last 10 minutes and it's like this is real people by the way like real genuine real people having like connipions over this. And I was like scrolling and I was like I was I was smiling. I was like cozy and like giggling because it was just like bro how are people I forgot that people were like this. I forgot that I forgot that people were like this so into television that it like. literally like they'll cry if a show doesn't go the way they want it to go like that is crazy to me never in my life i've cried from tv before been like what the no no that's not that's what i

said no from like how bad decisions i've cried bro that's crazy i've definitely been like what the fuck there's no way you cried i've definitely like i've definitely like you've cried because of writing because of writing decisions absolutely yeah i've been like what the fuck it he's doing my niggas, man. I will say, this isn't even to be like a macho guy. And from comics, too. I've definitely cried to that at all. I cannot relate to that. Well, you don't care about anything. So of course you can't relate to it. You don't fucking, you don't project feeling on things. No, because if I, the way I feel about it is if people fuck up writing something so hard, they clearly don't care about it as much as I do. And so I'm not going to give it more of my, like, what am I going to? Like when Sean Ashton in season two died in the dumbest way possible, I was like, oh, well, I don't care about that character. Well, you didn't, you didn't love the thing you were involved in. That's why. That's probably what it is.

Like I like strange a lot. You don't love stranger things, though. I know you've shed tears over Halo. Shut up. You've definitely, you've definitely solemnly. I have, I don't believe you, Chris. Chris, I said, I have never shed tears over how badly a Halo game was written. Chris, you could show me the footage of your whole life right now, and I still wouldn't believe

you cried. You didn't cry in a remote some Halo. You can, you could actively give me a download of every. moment you existed. I know you've definitely went to bed misty died because of Halo. There's no way. No, wait. What are you saying? I feel like he may not

be understanding what's... Yeah, I don't think you're like crying over bad decisions, like bad riding or something like that. I've definitely like, I've been like really upset over bad moments of things. No, but Kinson, that's what we're talking about. I've never cried because like a character was written poorly.

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I'm like, why would they do that? And I'm just confused and bewildered it from Spider-Man. I think I've definitely done it from Spider-Man. For sure. For sure. What the fuck? I've tweeted up from Spider-Man before. I've been like, why are they doing this to him?

Kixie, do you think I cried during the Halo TV show? I think you were, I think you're already cold by that moment. I think by that moment you were already, you already cried your tears. Your tears were already spent. You already spent somewhere else? Do you think I cried when the librarian made it? I think you laughed. I think you laughed.

I think you laughed really hard. and your body snuck out some tears of sadness. And you were like, oh, that was really funny. I cried. Well, I laughed so hard, I cried. And your body knew what it was doing. And it was like, all right, man. I think you can hide it.

Over bad writing is a bridge too far. That's a little, that's a little bit where I'm like, all right, man. I've definitely been very upset and like, very upset's fine. Am I, we're talking about trying? No, I think, I've been very upset over the veil guard. I felt depressed, little bit. I felt a little bit depressed. Like, I was like, damn, what this could have been. You should have felt suicidal then did it, just saying. But I did not weep. I did not, I did not

even get close to crying or choke up or anything like that. I was just bummed. I think, I think maybe I'm like Mike. Mike, so listen, listen, Mike, Mike did not become gay at the end of strange of things out of nowhere with no setup and no foreshadowing. No foreshadowing at all. That's not real, though. Like, I know I'm hearing it, but that's not a real person. Bro. That is, that is engagement farming. That's engagement farming.

I know it's engagement farming, but like it's like it is, dude, I'm Kingston. I've been doing this a long time. Believe me when I tell you this, there are people who are engagement farm because they feel it. And these, these are them. These are these people. It is wild. Listen, remember the guy. I can't rationalize it either.

Remember the guy and the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, What is it called? The Rise of Skywalker? Remember the guy crying when you saw the trailer? Oh, yeah. Like that guy wasn't an engagement farmer, you know what I mean? Yeah, that was a real person. That was a real autistic man.

Got extremely emotional by seeing almost nothing. And I'm like, I watched the trailer too. And I was like, what about this trailer, even if you're a diehard Star Wars fan? What about this? It's the degree in which you engage with the media. Some people, you guys are probably healthier. You guys are having a healthy mentality when it comes to, like, the things you love where you don't define. Because it's the same thing like people are like, oh, oh, this thing is great with no flaws.

It just depends on the degree and you engage with it, you know? Like, as much as I love the things I love, I, by my nature, I'm a contrarian. I will have to critique it. No matter how good it is, I will always critique the things I love. I just have to. except for Chris Brown. I've critiqued Chris Brown plenty of times. That nigga,

that nigga beat the fuck out of that girl. Was it, was he, was he a demon, the most evil person ever for doing that? No, but is he right for doing that? Absolutely not.

You don't hit her. That's crazy. Somebody edit that, somebody edit that to make it, to make it sound like Kingston is arguing in favor of Chris Brown. Please, but like, it's,

it's just depends on like, it's some people, their personalities are these things, you know, like that is why that's how they identify themselves. And I worry about those people. I worry about those people. Yeah, you should. But hey, man, it's, it's how the world works, you know?

People identify themselves with their political parties. People identify themselves by the kinds of music they love. They want to find themselves by the shows they watch. I think having a degree of it is like how we talk about, you know, the most default thing you can say to anybody. Everything in moderation, it's just like, hey, person, you know, especially if someone's not like on the spectrum and stuff and they're really you know okay i'm not going to say shit to the person like that right but there's all actually specifically i'm specifically in a single of those people all right that's fair you've changed my mind actually um you did you it's it's almost like you were sitting at a

college campus right now you can right yeah you got me i feel i've changed i think it's whatever is as as long as people as like i'll try to avoid those people but as long as it's like i don't know i've i've been i've been talking to people on discords about fucking uh the star was card game and something just showed me a tattoo of Ray and fucking Kylo on their arm and I was like you are fucking insane getting those two tattooed on your body if you're getting Star Wars fans.

If you're getting those two tattoo your body as Star Wars fan Yo, those are the people that I want to talk to. You deserve the chamber but like it's it's their Are those the worst characters? Are those the worst Star Wars characters to get tattooed on you? No.

I actually feel like I actually feel like Maybe. Probably. No. I feel like probably actually. Because like they're the weaker, they're the weakest main characters. And if you get like a, if you get like a niche character, that's actually kind of interesting. I agree. You know what I mean? Darts Sidious tattooing on your body. That's a fucking red alert sign. It's like, oh, you like Darth Sidious? Interesting. I like, I want like sheave Papalteen before everybody knew he was a giant cunt, you know, like like, like, get like an earlier. I just think sheave looks cool. What if it's Darth Sidious as a child? What if it's Darth Cidious? He's a kid.

He's kid Darth Cidius. So it doesn't, it doesn't register that he's evil yet because he still has like a cherub like demeanor. That nigga was evil from the beginning. I forgot that. He came out the wound. They called him Darth Citeous. That's right.

I forgot about that. Pappetian came out the wound. Not good. You can't be, you can't be that evil and be born. Not that evil. Like you have to be like pressure cook to be that bad. I feel like if that's the case, then

then whatever forces are in that stupid universe would suggest that that that's the balance and that needs to be a thing. If you're born extremely evil. If you're born of very bad tendencies, that's one thing. If you're trained in the dark side is another thing. That's the thing. And so if, say for example,

if Darth Kiteous was born evil, then that would suggest that like evil, is a very necessary thing in the force in that universe. And it exists. Why are you trying so hard to thwart it when it is clear that whatever universe, whatever, whatever the Star Wars master of the universes, wants that to happen. That argument can be made in this world. And it's like, it's still bad, though.

It's still pretty bad. Yeah. I wouldn't see. Well, that's what it's still pretty bad. That's literally exactly my beef with religious deities because that would be the logical argument that if this person is omniscient, they clearly want all this to happen. They made all this. They see

all the angles and are like, this is exactly what I want. Why are you fucking with my shit? Even concept. It's like people, people are going to murder, you know, no matter what, but we should still curtail it, you know, we should still use our... Should you do? I think we should. The person that create everything, I'm going to be like, what are you doing?

I'm not talking about religion. I'm talking about the greater consciousness of like morality melded by the people, you know? Because I'm like, I don't believe in that. So I think it's no point of me being bringing up like the greater sky dad made it this way. It's like nothing is we should just, there's no bad things that we could We can only talk about it within that context since we know that that shit ain't real, right?

No, that's what I'm saying. Like, we can only be talking about it within that context because otherwise there would be nothing to talk about it. And the same thing is like, it would almost be like dismissing Star Wars because it's fake where it's like, well, we're talking about Star Wars. I think in the world of Star Wars, there's there's proper, there's proper forces, you know. Like you could pray to the. worse, you know, and like something may happen.

You can pray to God here like, I don't know, like slaves did for 400 years and nothing happened, you know, so it's a bit of a different thing. Let me ask you something because I don't know much about the Star Wars lore. So there's this, do they have established gods? Not exactly gods. There's like very powerful beings, but they're not like, they're not like deities exactly. They're damn near. It's like, like, it's like in like, how.

Superman isn't a god But it's like nigger might as well be You know They have shit like that Even though DC does have They do have literal deities there too Yeah There's literally like

But in Star Wars does not have any literal ones They have the force They have the great annoying of the force That's it That's it They have very powerful beings that are That they're damn near demigods That's actually a little disappointing

Actually the one I think about it Because I feel like Because it's such a natural thing To have you have magic in the universe. It's just like I feel like it's such an easy leap to do. I think they have, I think they have the force.

It's not magic. It's midchlorians. It's science. It's cells. It sounds like a fucking venereal disease, man. Midochlorian sounds like fucking mitochondria. And it's just like clearly like, oh, I guess, yeah, that was the point. Oh, fuck, I caught the midochlorium in.

God damn it. Yeah. You're going to have to be indoors for seven years. You're not going to be allowed outside. You're going to have to stay in your house, but you'll be able to move things around your house. so you know you can put things into your house. So I mean, hey, you might as well.

It's a worthwhile tradeoff. Yeah. Well, let's, uh, oh, what are you going to say? Nothing of value. It's a crazy thing to say. At least he knows. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, my New Year's resolution is to think as a little about Star Wars as possible.

So we're going to move on. That's good. We're going to get out some questions here from our patron, from our fans. You got to rame higher, brother. Holy shit. You got to do better. That's a fucking, that's a low. I have 700 New Year's resolutions.

I plan to get to at least three. And that's one of them that I definitely am going to get to. I respect it, dude. That's crazy. Imagine I'm going to change that much about yourself. Imagine ending the year and being like, there's at least, there's at least 700 things that I must change.

About who I am as a person. About how I go of my life. It's like, bro, at least like, I think seven is getting up there. So, but anyway. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. You're jamming your favorite song, and while you aren't missing a beat,

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You know that already then. But we're trying to be more active over there. Probably going to get the Twitter set up to at a certain point in the next day or two. But so that account is going to get spammed to high heaven. We're trying to catch up. Right. So hum, Foditar wrote in on patreon.com slash a snark tank as you can as well. And he said, don't let Kingston run the.

Instagram page again. I don't run the Instagram page. Yeah, Kingston doesn't run the Instagram. They suspected. Yeah. So he, in attempting to attack me, he attacked one of you guys. I'm very happy. So I was posting, I was posting clips and I was editing clips.

And I just, I can't get this video of the guy spinning around and breaking his arms out of my head. And so I posted it. I posted it to that with that music of like that R&B song of like, oh shit. What is it? What is it? What was that? Oh my God.

I forget exactly how it went. But it was like this and we're dead. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I love that audio so much and I was like this is too good. And I tried to time it up so like the beat hit right when it went right when his arm snapped. And I just did it on.

my phone and I was like, I don't have anywhere to share this. I was like, ah, whatever. And then I figured, and I was also wondering, like, I wonder how many people will assume this was me, because I feel like a lot of people will assume that it's Kingston who posted it. And all the comments are like, every single comment is accusing Kingston of posting it, which made me very happy. Yeah. But don't worry, that won't happen again. That's not, that's not, I was literally, that's not playful enough for me. It's a little too, it's funny. Don't get me wrong. It's hilarious. It's not playful enough hurt. It was like, you should have known that it wasn't Kingston by the fact that it was edited.

That's true. There was effort. Very true. And that would have never crossed Kingston's mind to edit it. I would have just posted it. I would have posted it with no sound. He would have posted it with no sound. He would have posted it with like,

he would have screen recorded it and kept his like battery icon. And like the time. He wouldn't have cropped it. Don't get me started on that shit, bro. I love that shit. I fucking. Because it's just someone that's excited to show me something. That's what I like about it.

So autistic when I feel. when I see that shit. It always pisses me off whenever I'm watching a video and then like a text message shows up and it's like a text message in the video. Help. It just says help. You can't just fucking start it over.

Just back up the video and do it again. It's in your hand. It's like there's no, like it's so lazy. It's incredible. I think that shit is really funny. It's funny because you know they're excited to show you. So part of it is like there's a degree of charm there,

but it's also like please try a bit. No, there's nothing charming about it. I hate We need to stop glorify Or not glorifying We need to stop Like incutening laziness

In that in that capacity Like I don't like I can't think of the word Allowing Allowing Appraising None of those words are correct Okay

Nevermind sorry My fake word is more accurate Just take the 10 seconds And just crop it please Just crop it That's it I don't even need You don't got to go back And do it again

I get it I've done this. I've done it before where I'm like, oh man, that text message ruined it. I'll just crop the text message out or whatever. And it works fine. But like at least, at least crap, bare minimum effort. Bare minimum. Or like whenever I'm watching a video and it's like desynced. How'd you, that should bother me. I don't even know how that happens. I've had, I've had a video on TikTok do that where like it, it desynced over time. And I was like, I just don't know how to like this is, it's in sync. at the beginning and that it's completely desynced at the end. I don't know what the fuck happened. But like the idea of like a video starting desynced and you posted it. It's just like you didn't notice this?

You didn't notice that it's 10 seconds out of sync? Yeah, no, for sure. That's a bad one. I also don't know how people lose audio sometimes. I don't know. Like I remember back in the day, third party capturing shit would fuck stuff up. And I'm like, but now I'll screen recording. That's all you need now.

And so now I don't understand how sometimes I see videos of certain things and there's just no audio when I know there was some. And I want to ask them, what did you do? Like, how do you even do that nowadays? I don't know. I don't get it. It's, it's, it's incredible. Yeah. It really is fascinating to me.

They're like, I don't know how you fucked up. I don't know how you fuck up when it's all there for you laid out on a red fucking carpet for everything to be perfect. I've done this Backflip 100 times But this one time I land on my neck This one time I've done this a thousand times correctly But I'm gonna fuck it up this one moment

Shout out the people that die doing backflips Shout out Shout out All right We got a question from Colin Kirk Over on the Patreon Ola Stark Tank hosts My question

My question is do you have any hills to die on that you just refuse to die on well okay no then what wait hold on is that the question maybe I maybe I misread this

do you have any hills to die on that you just refuse to die on despite most of your friends uh saying you're wrong this is a terribly written question for example mine is mj did not do that shit so michael jackson i assume

yeah yeah i don't know if there's like a you know so what he means is there's a hill to die on that you He refused to back down from. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. I mean, my, my hill is that Michael Jackson was like, fine.

Like, that's kind of, that's, I think the thing is that he was inappropriate, but not sexually. I think that's what it was. I think there was inappropriate exposure to children where he should not have been, had those kids and those predicaments even in the first place. Okay, well, let me clarify. Let me clarify. Can you change the subject? When I say Michael, Michael Jackson is fine.

Although you're referencing to what the guy was saying. I don't mean in the, I don't mean in the, I. No, no, yeah. I don't mean in the context of him molesting children in all likelihood. I mean, or he's as a musician or like as like a singer or whatever. He's fine. He's sexy. I think he's like a. I think that's crazy.

You know how, um, you know how there are games that are like 10 out of 10, 7 out of 10s? Yeah, I guess. Do you know what I mean by that? Do you know what I mean what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, like, like. Destiny 1, Kingston. Like, Destiny 1 Kingston is a 10 out of 10, 7 out of 10 game.

I understand what you mean. But Michael Jackson is a, Michael Jackson is an S-tier, B-tier person. I think what's crazy. What's insane is that every respectable musician, no matter what genre you come across, no matter what language you would show them, they are like Michael Jackson is,

if not the best, one of the greatest artists ever. And the fact that you are a music maker yourself and you disagree that's so hard, you just may not be a fan of him. And that is reasonable. I get it. But for you to constantly be like he's, I don't think he's that good is just,

it doesn't make sense. That's what gets me. It's like I like, like you may not like his music. That's a okay. You know, like I don't like what is something that's good that I like some of it very much? I don't like,

let me give a very honest opinion about something that like. I don't really like it that much of people, but it's clearly very good. I'm not a big fan of, I don't know. He doesn't even know. I'm trying to think about something. I'm like, I'm not a really big fan of this, but it is good for what it is. I'm not a big fan of Indiana Jones, right? I'm not a big fan of Indiana Jones movies, right?

I cannot deny that those are some of objectively the best adventure action movies. They just are. I'm not going to go as far to be like, oh, they're not, I don't, I think they're fine. Like, no, they're good movies. I just don't give a shit. That's it. Yeah, no, I'm not saying, I want to be clear. I'm not saying that the music he makes isn't good.

I'm sure the, like, the music he makes is fine. It's good. Like, I understand it. I understand that people enjoy it. But he's also very talented as well. He's a good dancer, yes. Chris, this is, it's like, how do I expect? How am I supposed to respect your opinion?

when you say things like this. It's like, every time I hear him sing, I'm like, this is nowhere near the most impressive voice I've ever heard. Like it's not even close. Chris, he has, I guess,

man, it's your opinion, man. Like, like, okay, it's Cartman. Chris,

you could listen to younger Michael Jackson and 85% of artists are not even as talented as, oh no, preteens. It is preteens. Young, young Michael Jackson is very impressive.

The way you make me, the way you make me, feel you rock my world. Shut up. You are, you are. You get an AI to sing that better probably. Chris, you're welcome to your opinions, man. That's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, I think, you want to know a real hot take that?

I think we are Charlie Kirkies better than every single Michael Jackson song. That is real. That's what's up, dude. Earnestly. Like, I really, I really, like, it's got a banger chorus. That's interesting. I think, I think, I think, I think, I think he, I think he sings it well. I think, it sings it.

it well. I think, listen, Chris, I just want to say this. The reason why what you're saying doesn't bother me is because I like when Michael Jackson fans are upset. Because like, I hate Michael Jackson fandom. Right. There's some of the weirdest fucking people on the planet. Like, there's people who just appreciate him as an artist and they're like, yeah, he's fucking awesome. I get it. But then there's his fandom. There's some of the most insane people. I think they're weirder than Star Wars fans. And I think Star Wars fans are toxic. We're not that. We're toxic ass motherfuggers. I think like, yeah, it's just, me imagining Michael Jackson people, like, fans, like, seething and, like, foaming at the mouth.

Like, it brings me joy. So, like, to hear him say things, that's, that's pretty wild, like I would say. It's like people that say that Whitney Houston is in an amazing vocalist. And I've heard this. I've heard this directly. 5 hundred times the vocalist that Michael Jackson. I think she's five times the most vocalist. most vocalists in planning.

I also think this is kind of like the issue with, I think fucking Chester Bennington is a better vocalist than Michael Jackson, quite frankly. I think you wouldn't. I wouldn't agree with that at all. I think Chester would be like, I'm going to kill myself again. Thanks for that.

Thanks for making me, thanks forfeiting my life to myself. I think I earnestly think Chester Bennington would be a fool to not believe that. Like it's just, it's, it's,

it is so clear to me that it's actually kind of a world. And by the way, I am. this up. For sure. But like, clearly the fuck, what do you mean? But I do, but I do genuinely feel like of the upper echon artists, I think he was more like a well-rounded package. Like he kind of did everything very well. Like he was a good, he wrote really catchy songs. He was good at singing the songs that he wrote. He was a good dancer.

He was a great performer. He was like an odd person. So it was like interesting to like follow and pay attention to. But I think there are. certain areas where like I just think he's overshadowed and vocally I think he's overshadowed by a lot of people I think production wise I think it's probably up there I think uh performance wise he's probably up there but like

dancing he's definitely up there but like I don't know man I think I can think of genuinely like maybe like I can think of genuinely like maybe like 20 other vocalists who I think like name name off right now name off right now actually not subjectively

five male artists who think are vocally more talented to him, please. Male artist, Devin Townsend. I think Devin Townsend is not vocally more talented, but I think he's a very good vocal, he's a good vocalist, but continue. I think that's crazy. That's your opinion. Good. Good. We're welcome. Devin Townsend is probably like one of the best vocals

I've ever heard in my lie. I can't, but I just don't understand how that. He's very good, but continue. Because he does opera, dude. Like he does opera and metal and shit. It's like it makes no sense that that works. But him, I think Chester Bennington, unironically, I believe that. I don't know the name. Mike Shinona also continue.

Mike Shinona. Mike Shinoda. Peeway Herman. Okay, all right. No, no, no. If I'm gonna, if I name. I got, I got to be able to you.

I don't know. I don't know the names of a lot of artists, right? I just know for sure that I've heard artists where I'm like, that's fucking impressive to me. Is that more so that more so than the way you make me feel or bad or really anything that he's anything that he's saying. And I don't think that anything that he sings is particularly vocally intensive either, by the way, to be fair. I don't think he's out there.

Those songs. I don't think he's done. I don't think most artists are not going to hear their most vocally intensive songs. Because he's not a, he doesn't have a stick like Mariah Carey. You know what I'm saying? How like she had the stick or like say Ariana Grande, they're sticks where they can sing insanely high. They can hit these notes.

So what I'm going to do is I'm going to sneak this in every once in a while because this is my thing. Michael Jackson wasn't known for being the best singer on the planet because he wasn't trying to show off in that way. Right. World's more. I want to make a good fucking song. And I think at the end of the day, the most important thing is the actual ensemble of the song and not how good can you sing or how well can you sing. Because there are faceless, there are millions of faceless people on this planet right now that can sing better than Michael Jackson. And I think Michael Jackson is a phenomenal vocalist, actually. But what I say, there's people that can do, they can do better than Celine Dion.

They can do, like, you know, I think Sia is one of the best singers. on the planet actually. Yeah, really? Yes. I think she's talented for sure, but. I think you need, if you understand, like,

no, Lily, Lily loves Sia. I'm aware. That, that girl can't sing. Phenomenal vocalist that never really,

she only showed off. I think, I think Shandale is probably the only song was she really showed off. And I'm like, that's an untapped power level. Like, I can tell,

like, she's effortlessly singing like that. And I've seen her seeing, not in person live, but I've seen live performances. And I'm like, she's effortlessly. hitting those notes that's dangerous like that is that is a powerful there's a guy named miles um

i can't remember his last name but he sing he sings for that gay ass band alter bridge that guy has untapped power like there's some people that are like oh these people are gifted in a way that but they're not in they're not making songs that would like that would blow your socks off like um do you see that asian guy that kept hitting higher and higher notes it was like it went viral he was like doing a live uh it looked almost like a x factor some shit overseas look like that kind of show this guy his name starts with the d somebody knows what i'm fucking talking about but he's singing higher and higher he keeps going higher and higher and it's so fucking vocally impressive but also can that nigger write a song probably not right yeah no that's valid i think uh and i do think a lot

of his songs are just like i i my issue with them is that they they were so overplayed for me where I'm just like, I can't, I just can't enjoy this. But so it's less about like the songs. It's more about just like, what is the vocalist here? And I just think it's like, it's good. I think, but like I just, I think there are a lot of other people who are better. Michael Jackson as a child was. Freddie Mercury.

I think, I think, I think Freddie is genuinely up there. I think Freddie's probably, I think when it comes to range, I think Freddie is a better, better range. I don't think Freddie ever sounds better than Michael at his best. But I think Freddie has, I think Freddie has better range on deniably. I just don't understand how that's a possible opinion genuinely, but like that's fine. I mean, you've said plenty of dumb things recently that I've had to fucking endure, but it's opinion-based also. I feel like you don't, and I think this is very fair, actually, you don't like his voice.

But I think you don't like it's because I can think of a couple of songs off the top of my head where he's hitting better notes than Freddie Mercury. I can think of that. But also, if you heard it, you'd be like, I don't like how that sounds. That's possible. I think that's what it is because, like, I can think of the very end, the outro of Earth song where he's fucking just popping off and the chorus is going. He's popping off in a way that I'm like, I would have lost my voice. He starts fucking humming almost. I would have lost my voice like 10 seconds into what he was doing.

And he's popping off for like almost two fucking minutes. And I'm like, that is crazy. And but also I feel like somebody who's not like in the gospel at all would be like, this sounds fucking dumb. You know? And I think that's what that would happen. I think is a perspective to as well. Because I think I personally. I hate gospel music context

But gospel music Singers are insane actually I think they're genuinely like an unbelievable There's a lot of great ones Like you'll never You'll never see better singers on average Than at a Baptist Or Methodist fucking church

You'll walk in there You'll be like these people are unbelievably good at scene And I need you to make a gospel song I cannot sing I don't care I think if I spent a year of my life Doing nothing other than rigorses It doesn't matter

It matters to me I think that's the thing. I think it matters to me. If Michael Jackson can make a gospel song, you can make it. That's crazy. I think there's plenty of female artists who are better singers than Michael Jackson. I think there are very few male ones that are truly much better. No, I would agree. I would agree. I would agree that. I would agree that. I need you to do this for me, please. All right. So do you like a of Michael Jackson versus like another singer to prove that they're better, but just only use like Michael Jackson, like, come on

just just use those just just use those fuck and I'm just like they're falling for the bait. I will say the thing, I think as far as like male vocalists, I think you're right. Like I can I, he's probably up there with male vocalist. I think there's like a lot of, I think female vocalists are just generally better. Oh, of course.

But I don't know. In the high range, obviously untouchable. I think just sounding better, man. I just think female artists just sound better. I like the way they sound on tracks more. Like it's definitely a, I know that's a preferential thing. But I also agree with you. I, um, yeah, my, I know she's not the best singer in the world, but Haley Williams is one of my,

I think she probably be, she, I would definitely put her in my top 10. She might be in my top five. I think, I think Haley is a great singer. As far as like living singers, she's also a church kid, too. That's the thing. She's also clearly a church kid. Yeah, she went to fucking southern churches and sang her heart out in the stage as well, too. And it's like, well, you can, you can tell by how she gets notes. Like, I want you to, for people. that may not be that end of paramour, there might be not that many people, but there are some people. I want you to listen to the second chorus of the song Decode. When she hits the very end of the second chorus, when she's the way she's vibratoing,

the way she's bellowing and with the vibrato, it's such an impressive thing to do. It's so, it's so satisfactory. I'm like, this bitch has pipes. holy shit. Like that was like hearing that was when it really like made me think like Jesus Christ you can sing. Crying shame as songs for Twilight. Crying shame.

I know. I know it is specifically a Twilight song. It's not even on an album. But it makes Twilight better though. It does make Twilight so much better. Now you deal with all that ridiculous Mormon bullshit and then you're like, ah, respite. This really good song.

And then the night at it. Yeah. Haley Williams is up there. I think there's like, there's like Eartha kids. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's freaking Donna Summers. Aretha Franklin. Aretha Franklin.

Freaking Patty LaBelle. Like, like, don't get me start on those goats. Those goddesses. I could go on for hours about just like black female singers from the 60s to the 80s. And it's just thousands of sirens. Here's the thing I will. Here's the thing I will say. Michael Jackson is easily top three best singers who are also child molesters.

Oh, easy. Easy. Who do we got? Jeffrey Epps might be good though. Jeff Epps. We never. Jeff Epstein? Jeff Epsman is pretty, you know.

Jews have been persecuted so you know they can sing well. It's like they got hymns. Well, all right. Wade in the money. That's crazy. Wade in the money. Rabbi, wait in the money. Somebody's going to drop some change eventually.

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Yeah Yeah Especially Joyce Do you guys have any hills What does it have you Have you spent long enough on that I think I think

Mass Effect 3 is better than two And I think that's one That a lot of people Because I have to make the argument to have them realize that, hey, you're showered by the vanilla release. Everyone was disappointed. But like when all things are said and done, you know, because full game, and I'm taking the full game into account with Mass Effect 2 with the DLCs included and everything.

Sure. Because Laird the Shadowbroker is one of my favorite DLCs. Like, it's really good. Expansions from any contents. It's very good. So, but just everything, just package the combat's better. I think this, because I've said, this before. I don't think there really is

the story is not, there's almost no story in Mass Effect 2. It's fucking, oh, it's all character stuff. Collect people. It's the friends you make along the way. Yeah. And so the journey is the point and it's a great journey, but also I feel like just the way that everything's done, the emotional, the

payoffs in three, the emotional moments and stuff. I just think I think the score is actually better. Overall, it's like, you know what, I do like it better. And it sounds like blasphemy, but I'm like, guys, trust me. No, I think there's an argument to be I think there are Mass Effect 2 for me. I like,

I like, you know what it is? Death Stranding is actually a great analogy for, for me when I, when I hear that argument. Because like Death Stranding 2 is better than Death Stranding 1. It is. But I like Death Stranding one more.

Because Death Stranding 1 was like the first time I had played something like that. And so like playing it again is like less, in some ways like less interesting. I see. And so like Mass Effect 3. to me was like, I liked Mass Effect three even before the DLC when like I, when everybody was saying it was like kind of fucked or whatever. I was like, I don't know. I, because the way that I always figured was like, it has to end somehow. Like there has to be some definitive ending. Like,

it might be disappointing or whatever, but like I always figured that Mass Effect was like kind of like it would go, it would open and then close. You know what I mean? To the end. Like your choices would widen in the middle and then they would get an hour or an hour because that's just how I figured a narrative game like that would go. So I wasn't really as disappointed as everybody. else. But there were like little things like I remember like the UI I felt like got a little bit worse and like like the maps

like the maps got and by the way like the hub maps got like less interesting and less intricate. And so like little things like that I kind of was bummed out about but it played it played really well. Yeah. I could accept that like Massific 3 is probably like pound for pound I think better.

But there's something about Massific 2. It's got like a vibe to it that I really fucking love. The way it opens up with you dying like that. It's really good. So cool. That explosion. It's just like the sauce in that is so sick. It's good man. And then beating Jacob and immediately like immediately it's clear like oh I'm not going to care about you at all.

You mean Jacob it is like I bet your dad isn't around huh? And then you start fucking moving. That's crazy. Is that real? That is true though, right? I can't believe they wrote that. I was like bro, the one nigger in space and they're like oh man I have a bad relationship with my father. There's multiple niggies in space. What you call it's a nigger in my mind? I don't don't care anybody says.

Who? Garers is a nigga in my mind. Anderson? Garry's a nigga in my mind. I know he's not. You just, you like a person and then you're like. People I like.

I trust you. You're a black person. This fucking military bird in space. Yeah, that's a nigga right there. You don't get it. He's a nigga in every essence but the skin. All right.

Listen, I'll say this. If he is a voice acted by a black gentleman, I would not be bothered whatsoever. You know what I mean? Like that would not bother me. It's kind of like how samurai Jack is black. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Good point. it. He's like, yes, I'm a black man. I think, I think it's so earnest, but if that character was made now, people would freak the fuck out. He would freak the fuck out. Is that my Jack? Hell yeah. Well, why are they making this samurai?

I feel like all you'd go into his drain, drink his own piss and come out of the drain. Would it like everybody be upset because, you know, he was kind of, you know, he was kind of yellow? And I feel like people would be like, that's not cool. He was, but he was, but he was yellow, dude. But he was kind of like, he was lighter than the monks, wasn't he? The monks were dark. I just feel like he, you know, you shouldn't do that. He probably shouldn't do that.

He probably just like, they probably just like fucking paint drop tooled. Just one drop and it blended it and it spread it throughout the entire canvas. This is how he looks. This is whatever. This is fine. Yeah. My one hill, my, my biggest, I don't think I have any hills I die on. that I can actively think of right now,

because there's probably so many. But I think, I don't know, I think my argument I make all the time, I think Star Wars is the best universe in fantasy. In fantasy? I think it's the best one, yeah. I think, I think there are better written, but I think when it comes to a universe

that has literally every sort of story you want to tell, I don't think any universe does it better than Star Wars. I think Star Wars lends to pretty much any kind of story you want to tell in a Spanish universe. Um, I mean, what if I wanted to tell a story that was not Star Wars? Well, then go to Not Star Wars then. You can. Oh, you can. Andor. Andor's not a Star Wars story effectively. I was setting you up. It is. I haven't seen Andor yet. I heard it's good. Yeah. It's crazy good. It's really fucking good. Is it, is it not hilarious to you that the thing that's not the least Star Wars coded happens to be the best thing? Well, yeah, you know why? You know why it was so good? Yeah. Because the company let someone with ideas make a thing. That's what happened.

They didn't think the owner was going to survive. They were like, oh, that was a tax right off, I'm sure. We've got to make something for this fucking thing. It's put a show out. They put it out. And if they ended up being amazing. They make things that aren't about selling toys and then they're actually kind of good. No.

Yeah, whoa, imagine. They made a mature story. Oh, interesting about politics. The thing about Star Wars. The thing was initially is that it's like, it's just, there's too much the universe feels really small I agree from the mainstream stuff that they do

because it's always like some guy with a lightsaber it's always like they're related to somebody or it's like oh here's Hans Solo again it's like we shouldn't see this guy forever we should never see this guy again he's one dude in space space is how big like in Star Wars it feels like space is like maybe like Rhode Island

space is effectively every planet is a city effectively, you know? They're not exactly planets because you can travel to them. That's how it works in most in a lot of... The world gets smaller, the easy you are able to get from places to place, you know? Chris, let me ask you something. And you can also comment on this, Kingston, but since you're not like a Star Wars fan like me, like it's just very casual or whatever,

do you understand the, like, mapping of the Star Wars universe at all? Like, do you know where things are adjacent to or, do you know or anything do you have any idea about that i have an idea are you talking about like like say it's i bet you kind of have ideas like say uh when when uh things are established like there's a map for example like a dragon age there's a map you understand where like everything is adjacent to you you really understand the universe i don't know what's happening in star wars at all yeah i don't i don't have if you were to ask me like oh how far away is tattooing from fucking, I don't know, any other planet?

I know, I don't know. I know it's the further, like, farther out from the central point of like, the, the center of the universe is for the most part is a corosant. Obviously, it's heart. But it's the center. And then the further out you go, that's a more lawless it gets. And Tatooine is, I think, I think it's either on the northwest or east of the like universe for the most part. Not the furthest out, but like, not near the central part. Wait, how is there a west? Now, are these...

Like, look at, like, the top-down percent of a universe on a map. Oh, a map on the universe. Not exactly. Is the Star Wars universe, let me ask you something. Actually, and I really don't know this, when you're talking about universe, but like, is this, does everything take... Or galaxy, sorry. Are they jumping galaxies? Galaxy, do they have, they have in recent time and some of the legend stuff, yeah.

They've jumped galaxies? Asoka isn't a different galaxy right now from everybody else. She's in, like, a, she's not in the same one as everybody else. Okay. That's... But have people travel. outside of the main like say say let's just talk about the let's talk about the the the the episodes the six episodes or nine whatever the fuck does that all take place within within the

same galaxy or is or i think maybe there's a moment in clone wars that isn't okay i think maybe that's the only one okay okay all right got you i actually didn't i don't know where uh if any of that stuff's uh explained anymore if this is how you had to have to read about it is that what that is that stuff you that's stuff you know if you're like a lord nigga that's like even like even like for like when it comes to the layout of the universe even that, like they don't know, like, I'm a big Star Wars fan. I don't know that shit. You know, that's the people that, like, know, like, how the blasters are made, each particular kind of shit and stuff like that. Like, that's like people

that, like, really adore Star Wars. And I like it a lot. I know some of that stuff, but I'm not, I'm not that. That's like, that know, that no fucking Elvin in fucking Lord of the Rings shit, where it's like, good brother. Those people. Those people. Yeah. Those people need to go to me. I think that's cool. I think that's cool, but that's also like, holy shit. I don't want to waste my. I could have learned a real language and I'm going to learn this. I'm going to learn Klingon or something. Nah, no fucking way.

I think that shit is cool and that shows like their love for the series. I think it's important. Yeah, I'll learn German or something. Like, what the fuck are we doing? Like, come on. No,

I disagree. I don't think, I don't think that's hateworthy. I think it's like, you could have used a time better. But I think we, that's all right. We need to,

we need to like, do better at like not. We spend a lot of time hating on people. Oh, not making fun of these things that are, that could be applying better things in their life and could Are they hurting anybody? Are they hurting anybody?

Or they're not about hurting. It's just sometimes I feel like those are the same people that won't do any research when it comes to voting, but they're going to spend an entire fucking. I think I think I think they should apply to both for sure. I think both should be done at least. I would have nothing to say if people just contributed to society on a basic level where it's like, hey, cool, we're doing the cool things to work together. Then go be the gayest fucking nerd ever.

I couldn't care less. You know? I think both things should be true. I can agree with you on that. Like, hey, maybe you should also, like, I don't know, vote people in that aren't pieces of shit. But, yeah, dude, my understanding of the Star Wars universe is so, like, it is paper thin, dude.

Like, I don't know when things are happening. I don't know how far apart things are. Like, I don't, I have no concept of the word. I have a better understanding of, like, I have a better understanding of, like, elder scrolls, and I've only played Skyrim. You know what I mean? Like, I know the map of Tamriel, like, pretty, like,

relative like I think if you showed me like a map of Tamriel I think I could probably guess where most of like oh that's that's that's um uh elsewhere and that's fucking you know the oblivion place what's oblivion again stop myself from saying some racist what what what what is it where does oblivion take place in I forgot the name of seredale sir yeah there you go seredil I don't know the world of elders knows at all I don't know that planet at all I I know I know sky room that's it only he just knows guys I got weirdly interested in it. Like, is there's like,

I can't remember if it was a video or what, but I saw like how the, the maps in the games are actually shaped in a way that they actually would fit together. And so you can go to certain parts of like, uh, Moro wind and be like, oh,

across that hill is where the, the Skyrim map starts and it actually does line up. And they're like, that's kind of fucking cool. That's like sick. People, I remember somebody doing that when the remaster came out. And then they were showing the third of the world.

And I was like, that's really fucking cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This planet looks, it's called Nern. Yeah, in Oblivion remastered, right? Yeah, yeah. You could see the mountain, the tallest mountain in Skyrim, like on the horizon. Like, that's fucking, that's, I love that shit. You can see, Maharas.

High Harovgar there? That's crazy. You can see, you can see the very top of the throat of the world on High Rockgar. You can see fucking Parthenax, like, like, already weeping because he knows what's going to happen. This is going to kill me. This is going to kill me. This mutant is going to kill me. a mute six years you're some mute dude's

fitting to beat my eyes his mute dude holy fuck there's no way I'm the devil and I still lose lore is something that you gotta be careful with because like you can get sucked in that shit like I try to keep like a healthy relationship with it

where like I'm interested in stories like that I like to delve deep but like the second the second I know like the military designation of like I don't know what a what a battle rifle is called outside of a battle rifle.

But there are some people who are like, that's the BR. Oh, that's the BR 77. Oh, yeah, yeah. Or that's the MA5B assault rifle. Or that's the SC3. That's the SC3-1 main battle tank. By the way, I'm making all the shit up, as I'm saying. But like, there are people who will know, like, that shit.

And I'm like, I don't know. I think that shit is cool as fuck. It's cool. But like, it's at that point that I start to feel like my, my memory is not being put to use in an in an effective way is it being put to use in other ways you know are you are you like you know it's like it's like it's like you might as well have something you care about that's what my brain always try to make sure I have something I care about that like obviously I should aim towards you know learning more and I try to I try I'm not bad I'm not the best that I try to

but like knowing these things about things I actually love it's like this is what keeps me happy sure but like I'm saying I just I cycle in and out of my familiarity with certain things like there was a time where I knew a lot about fallout. I know less about fallout than I used to for sure because I just haven't paid that much attention to it. I haven't kept up with it. Certain information is just kind of like faded in my mind. Halo as well where I'm just like, all right, well, like I'm done with, I'm kind of done with that. Destiny as well.

Like I knew a lot about Destiny at one point. Now I'm like, I don't know what the fuck's going on. Where? And I don't remember. I don't even remember what again. Hammerfell? Tamerfow and that is in Tamriel? It's all Tamriel.

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure Tamriel is like. where everything we see happens for the most part, right? I'm fairly certain, by the way, I'm sure there's some like fucking Elder Scrolls guy. Because I know, because I know the, what you call it?

Tamriel, I'm pretty sure it's the planet damn near. Well, no, Tamriel is the central continent. Right, but like, you know what I mean?

Like ostensibly. Primary continent in the Elder Scrolls, yeah. So it's a learned landmass. Yeah. So it's Marowen, Skyrim, Cyradil,

and like, I think like maybe a handful of it. I think Daggerfall is in there as well. Yeah, in their fall, yeah, that's right. Elsewhere, I think, is there as well. Comes where, yeah, that's right. And Somerset Isle is far away. Sexland.

Let's move on. Fucking sex place. Sex place island. Jeff Keely took Miss Piggy home to slam ham road and he says, did you vote to save Carmine or did you vote to Carmine must die? Do you guys remember this? I didn't participate in that. I didn't either.

Do you remember it? Yeah. So I don't know if I participated. I feel like I must have because that seems like something I would have been all over. But for Gears of War III, the joke, or I don't know if it's a joke so much as it's just like a thematic kind of rhyme. Is that every Carmine in Gears of War dies. Or at least it was like that for the first two games. It was kind of like a bit that they set up.

It was like the red shirts, I guess, right? or something similar. And in the third one, they put it up to a vote as to whether or not whether or not the character would live or die. And they voted to save him

overwhelmingly, which is interesting. It shows how I think different everything is. Because like, I think today we would have been like, yo, let's kill. Today everything would be so cynical.

I'd be like, yeah, let's kill him. Well, nothing matters. Everything sucks. Let's ruin lore. Let's ruin lore for no good reason. Yeah. I mean, technically, it kind of ruins it for him to survive, but like, whatever. Like, I liked, I liked the bit of them dying. It's like, one of them made it.

So there'll be more carbines in the future to kill, you know, you got it. There's already so many. You can't kill all your chickens. You can't kill all your chickens. There are 20, there are 26 carmines. That's crazy. 26. They had 26 children. Do you think because of the universe, because we, voted to save Carmine. They were like, all right, well, somebody else

has to take his place and it was Dom. You think that's what happened? Maybe. Can you imagine that would be the big emotional moment of Gears of War III? Was that like Carmine dies? That would have been so fucking funny. That actually would have been, they play the mad world

and everything too. Completely unthematic. There's a moment where he gets shot in the head. They play Mad Warner for like two seconds. do it do no no you know what uh carmine gets in the truck and he's got to sacrifice himself and then dave shoots him because he wants to do it that's crazy don't take my glory fucker i don't want to live anymore without maria i want to i want to kill myself to be with my dead wife even though when she died she was like not my wife so

like what happens there really like if hmm i don't know like who's the maria that he's going to meet in heaven oh yeah you know what i mean it's probably going to be that fucking disheveled This is crazy Absolutely bananas Never mind The I was gonna say

Eugenic Cooney looking but But They really emaciated They really emaciated They really They really starved woman Yeah See that her mom is like morbidly obese

That was her brother I'm gonna move on I thought her brother Was very very very overweight I don't know anything about her family But now I think I saw I think I saw like a picture

Like her next year Like her with her family And it's like it looks like a You know Look I don't mean to be mean But like it looks it looks like You know the triangles When you're building a character

And you're like kind of like Yeah You're going to all the extremes It's what it kind of looks like Is that Like it makes Like you would not be able to You know how you can kind of

You know how you can kind of You can kind of Like kind of sort of Like you can kind of tell like Oh okay Like I'll get this big or like this is kind of how thin I would likely be if I like you know took care of myself. Yeah.

Not possible with that family. Like you actually might as well not have any information. That is weird when people absolutely break the mold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember that picture when she's like I think she like went to like rehab or something like that and then I think she just had water retention because her cheeks look a little

full and people are like, oh my God, she's getting healthy. Like thank God. and it was like a complete fucking fake out yeah because she was just as thin as ever when she started making videos again i was like oh you're you're nothing happened i think about that photo it's actually my uh wallpaper oh it's good man yeah i'm very proud of you thank you for being proud of that very welcome so what do you think yeah what do you think i think i think i want to die man of action rodent speaking of uh wanting to die. He says, I touch myself to the podcast,

High Kirklandly. Oh, thanks, man. Thank you for writing in. You're banned, by the way. I just banned you. You're not allowed to come back here. My PC is making so much. My laptop is making so much noise. It's fucking. How old is your laptop? It makes no sense that it's not it's not old, but it's just like

just needs to breathe. Give me a time frame. Maybe two years old. Makes no sense. What did you do? Did you buy like a Chromebook? No, it's a, it's a, it's a Lenovo like two and one. Do you have, uh, Do you have a separation between the desk and, uh... Yeah, of course.

Yeah. So, um, yeah, if it's breathing, then I don't know what the fuck. Yeah. What's going on with your thing? How many weird porn sites are you going on? Yeah. All of them. Oh, well.

All of them. All of them. Dude, it's fucking tabs. Like, it looks like fucking pages in a book. There's so many open. Like, yeah, there's so many fucking porn tabs open. That is insane. It's more porn.

than not porn on my computer is more there's so much data of porn on my computer that this is more porn than it is computer you can physically grab the porn out of my computer that's impressive oh no oh no

what do we got Kingston killing Lily and then himself after he finds out he's and then it cuts out you guys got to be careful with your names he wrote it he says greetings Chris Kingston an insect the hell is that That was crazy.

That's a crazy fucking, that's a weird thing. That was a weird swing, but I... I don't know where a swing. But listen, so he says in episode 125, you guys muse about what the coolest way to die is. And Kingston says the coolest way is to explode. Well, fellas, I come bearing another OR story. Oh, no.

It is in fact not cool to explode. Oh. We had a trauma come in, and I spent the... better part of two hours running five miles carrying a 25 pound instrument sets for a carrying 25 pound instrument sense for a surgeon trying to keep this motherfucker alive on my last run I deliver some clamps and pass them off to a to the circulating nurse only to hear a loud boom there was blood on the ceiling which was higher than normal ceilings as well as blood on the surgeon the PA and the surge attack the scrub the scrub nurse the anesthesiologist

and one of the synths reps. The guy fucking died, and it was, in fact, not awesome. I went and ate a Pop-Tart after to decompress. I need more fucking information. He didn't say how he exploded? Yeah,

how are you going to tell that story? I think he probably shouldn't be able to tell us this, actually, honestly. Probably shouldn't say this. You can tell us. Pandora's box is open. In fact, in fact, you know what?

Let me click your name. Let me click your email. I have your real name. I will docks you if you don't tell me. stop i will i will send your information to every i will find out where you work and i will ask who exploded that's crazy so and so told me this i have to know why like what like what makes a person explode i've never even heard of that happening right outside of like somebody like literally like like i don't know swallowing a grenade or like i don't understand how a person explode like what

are you talking about like so you try to keep a person alive so it wasn't even like a like a dead body that was like bloating and like gases, you know what I mean? It's not even like anything like that. I think it's like it'll even gashly explode like that, I'm pretty sure. Like I don't think a person can blow up from gas like that really. Not that dramatic, no way. That's what I'm saying. It's like what the fuck?

I don't know, man. I got to know more. I didn't know was the person on the operating table named Krillin? Like it literally makes no sense. He's in the surgeon's office. He's trying to get fucking freezes horn removed. He's flowing. his horn removed from his chest.

He's fucking floating and everybody's like, hold him down, hold him down. He starts lifting the table. Will they get the horn out in time? Oh, it never mind. He just exploded. That'd be awesome. Did he have some sort of, uh, will Krillin survive? Go kill.

I, oh, I, oh. I guess I guess not. Will, will the, will the team cope well with Krillin's death? Find out next time in Dragon Ball. What is it called when you have, like, was there an instrument or something inside of him that made him blow up? Were they operating against the time? Was he an Indian gentleman with an air compressor in his colon that was still going? They never, they never took it out of his ass.

I'm so disgusted. He's just getting wider. They can't figure it out why. why it's getting bigger the audience should know the audience should know there are there are far too many of these videos or there's far too many instances

of people blowing each other's colones up with fucking air compressors man like the fact that this has happened not once not twice but more than that is insane the fact they were laughing and everything too they were all like laughing joking and that guy was he was gonna die in 20 minutes because of the shit he did

it's so funny and it's like you killed him you murdered that You fucking idiots. You fucking stupid-ass scientist and you murdered a man with fucking technology. You dumb motherfuckers. Killing people for pranks is like, like for a prank is, that's the wildest shit. It's genuinely like what the fuck. Because it's because they die for a laugh that you could have got in just watching a video.

Like you didn't have to go out there and do that. Now this person's gone. You deserve a chair. You got to get to chair. it's not even in all likelihood it's not even the best laugh you'll ever have in your life No, not even close

You know what I mean? Like not, It's probably not even close Do you guys think you've had The best laugh of your life already? Um, I've had some good ones But I'm not sure yet

I've had some pretty Good ones I've had some pretty I think I know in the moment Where I'm like, That's it, that's an all time Like I'm like it hurts Yes

Like my cheek Like when your cheeks Start to hurt That's how you know It's like this is a good one I know I've definitely seen some stuff online that was, yeah, that sit me over the edge. I have laughed so hard on camera here that I distorted it.

Dude, I still think about that fucking video of the kid getting kicked. That shit is crazy. There's a video we talked about on the show before. We'll never find it again, but it's just this child getting kicked by this lady. And it's so low resolution. And as it's zooming into his face, he's changing fucking race. It looks like, yeah, he looks so. vaguely like a person and it's so vague that he looks like he could be damn near anybody

at any point in that video and it's and even there wasn't that high-pitched like fire alarm beep that he makes it's fucking crazy the the the derrick telling me about the baby in a microwave that definitely got a real laugh out of me oh yeah the frankie muedess with the fucking green the green frankie me that's being forced to anywhere yeah that was another great one that was a good one. Derek's camera going crazy. Oh, that was a really good one too.

There was this one time that you fucking lost it at the Peewey Herman thing. Dude, that shit was wild. You laughed in a way that like you it seemed like you were seeing all seven layers of hell. Like it was your eyes were

so wide and I was like and that's like you just saw every demon in history. It was crazy. The biggest one I've ever seen out of Derek was seeing the fucking, was seeing curious, curious George making out with it. Oh, making out with the yellow guy.

I've never, yeah, I've, I've, I've never seen you in person. Like, has you leaned away from the mic and like, down to like laugh.

And it like, it killed, it got me because I was like, yeah, I've never seen. It's so, I've never seen. It's so,

genuinely, I remember being so caught off guard. But the thing is what I don't remember is, what the fuck did I search to find that? Because- Is that what I put in? Curious your discover sex And you saw that

And it was just so crazy And then see The It's just People are fucking crazy, man They just I've definitely I've definitely seen some shit

I've definitely seen things in person That made me laugh like crazy When I was at Disney That kid fell in the guy Kicked the kid in the face That shit sent me Lily literally had to cover my mouth And I started crying on her

Like she had to like cover my mouth I was gonna start laughing too loud I think me and my mom getting stuck in in Rockefeller Center and on December 27th like after Christmas It's probably the funniest You guys got stuck there like no more change

No so no so what happened was like We were taking some some family was in from out of towns And they wanted to go see the tree And they were like you know what okay I haven't been in the city for Christmas in a long time Like a I dig the vibe It's like a nice vibe so like yeah sure It's going to be crowded as fuck

but whatever. And so we went down there and our family, like our family got separated. So it was like everybody else and then my mom and me. And my mom thought that by like my niece, my little niece was like,

she got lost. And so she panicked. So she ran away. And I was like, mom, don't run away. You're four foot 11. Like you can't run away and it will never find you.

And so like I went with her and then we realized like, oh, she didn't lose her at all. She just lost herself basically. And so they were having. having like, I think a light show. You know how they do the light shows on the buildings? Yeah.

They were having that, but like because they were doing it during Christmas time, the street was closed. So like everybody was funneled into the sidewalks. And so it was me and my mom like, like stuck like really like it was like being inside a really crowded venue, but outside somehow. We were like being pushed. And you just, the shit that I was hearing, like my mom was cursing and my mom never curses. So that was hysterical. She was panicking. And then I just kept hearing people being like.

Like my baby, my baby. And like these separate, these like, separate panicking lines. And I was just like, I was cracking out. And I was being pushed into people. And some guy was like,

oh, I remember like I got pushed into someone. And they were like, hey. And I was like, I'm not choosing to do this. I'm not, I didn't choose this.

And then he pushed into somebody else. And they were like, hey, they arguing. And somebody, I remember one line of dialogue that sticks out to me. I was like, you think I want to be here? You think I want to be here?

It was so serious. And somebody was like, my back! My back! And it was amazing. And I was like, and my mom was so scared. And it just, it all, it was just, I don't know, man. Collectively hearing everybody having a bad time. Everybody having a bad time.

My mom screaming. My mom just like whispering like, the fuck is this. The fuck is everybody doing here. Why is everybody? My mom was like these animals, these animals. And I was like, Bob, chill They're all black too. That's crazy. They were certainly not.

Your mom was at your mom was You want to know something? In fact, there were no black people within There were no people even remotely close But I think black people were smart enough to stay away from that shit. Of course not. Why would you be there? Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.

I mean, I was smart enough too. I was like, we should go the other way, mom. And my mom was like, we have to get to the family. And we have to save the child and she just darts into the crowd. And you're like, mom. We didn't know it was, we didn't know. going to be that crowded though it's crazy like it's crazy that you would be bump like chest to back to somebody with people outside that was a weird time in new york man it's just it's not a it's really not a good

it's not really though because i've i've been to it's that street specifically because they close the street like it's not it would never be like also magnified by that as well too anyway some good moments but let me see let me see what is this mark i must be i can't remember the times where i laugh Unravel the sky, Rodin. He says, why does King Dad's cadence sound suspiciously similar to Xavier Renegate Angel? Are they the same type of creature? Have you seen them in the same room at the same time?

I hadn't considered that, but yeah, there is some Xavier the Renegate Angel in there. Have you ever seen Xavier? Xavier is more paste. He's more like pasting King, Dad. You brought it up on the show before. I didn't watch it, though. Yeah.

Funny fucking show. That's always what happens. I can't even tell how many times people have, like, recommended something to me and I'm like yeah I'll watch it and I do intend to and then I just forget but there is yeah I guess there is some Xavier Renegate Angel kind of the skit with the slave tornadoes had me crying when I first saw it what you never saw that I don't know about that way is that Xavier Renegate yeah you never seen that skit that's I thought that I haven't seen all of it I've only seen a little bit I've only watched like a handful of it and I think Cale was playing some of it

at his house when I went over there once but like I I haven't seen all of Xavier Regan Angel This shit is crazy. Yeah, the wind monkeys. There's a slave tornado? What do you mean? Slave tornadoes. This is wind monkeys? I don't know anything.

I don't know. I don't know much about it. I just, I remember thinking it was like weird and funny. But I would suspect that they're a similar type of creature. Aw. Oh. My son.

Yeah, my dad is definitely nowhere near as decent as Xavier. That's fucking crazy. Xavier, he's as a snake for a hand. Yeah, I know. I'm aware. Okay. Can't wait to get your pops on the podcast, man. That's going to be so fun.

That's going to be our goal for this year. So there's an artist called comethazine. Have you guys heard of him? Probably not, but. No, I don't. I don't. What? It's called comethazine.

He's a guy that made like a bunch of like really aggressive, murderous trap music, like a period of time over like 2018 and 19. He made a song called bands. He made a song called, uh, walk. And he went from making that like crazy super hyperaggressive music. colored hair to like such a wild shift to like jazz music now. Okay. And it's well respected artist now.

Well, yeah. People are like, oh no, he started playing guitar and saxophone and stuff. And it's so funny because I want you guys to look it up. People that are in the fucking listen to the podcast, please look up comethazine then and now because it's so crazy.

How do you spell it really quickly? C-O-M-E-T-H-H. A, E, Z, E, Oh, I recognize him. I didn't know that was his name. And, N-I. Well, it's like Promethezine, but Co.

Yeah. Thazine, Zine. So, come. This first picture of him on Google is fucking Diabon. No, it's wild. It's wild to see what he was and where he is now musically. The rebrand of Comethazine was not, okay, yeah. I see.

What a weird. That's so strange. It's weird, but it kind of, I guess it has just, is probably just maturing. Yeah. And him going to like a jazz lounge one day and being like, yeah, because he probably knew how to,

you don't learn how to put instruments that well within a span of three or four years. Well, most likely he probably already did. He knew how to play them. But that was music he was probably into at the time. And then he probably was like, oh shit,

let me like make this kind of music. Or he's probably always a fan of it, but never made it. This probably happens to. Yeah, that's probably. Especially with, yeah, absolutely. there's yeah the best thing to do is do some wild shit get some recognition do get some money and then now you can do what you want it's wild how much music it's like insane the gayest bronco fan in the history of being gay wrote in this is hello goofy goober and other goober uh it is i the schizophrenic sponge bob man today i have another wacky and goofy question for you growing up or even now what is your favorite type of fruits now

I'm talking gushers, Scooby-Doo Gummies, fruit by the foot, anything like that. Or I don't know. Favorite way to eat potatoes? Stay awesome, you weird boys. Gushers, man. I love me a gushers, man. You like a gusher? Well, what's the second?

For the question, I just completely blanked out. It doesn't matter. Oh, okay. It's literally just like favorite fruit snacks. I don't, I haven't had a, I feel like I haven't had a nice gusher. I try to stay away from him, though. When I was a kid, it was all about the fruit roll. Like I loved a fruit

And by the way It's specifically fruit Rullop, not fruit by the foot Yeah Although I like fruit by the foot too Did taste better There was something about Like there was

It was like the right thickness Like the fruit The fruit by the foot I felt was like a little too thick Like I liked it But it was like not my preference There was something about the fruit Rolaf

It was just like It had the right combo of flavors I loved peeling it off the paper Yeah It's like a satisfying fucking feeling I have definitely put gushers In fruit rollups before Nice

that's that is some that's some fucking definitely melted it down definitely melted it down to a fucking paste and drink it that's disgusting that's it was hot fucking fuck it was really too hot to be drinking but i kept boiling like fucking steaming fruit roll up soup is fucking that sounds like something like synthesizing it is crazy that's like an eight year old's idea of science of yeah that's like if uh like that's like a kids next door like you'll feel better at have this boiling bowl of fruit roll up soup. You know? Yeah.

This will get your, this will get your sugars feeling better. I'll pour it all into a cup and then I let it fucking like, I don't know, it's not cajillo, but it's not fat, but it technically might be cajoling and it let it all fucking cool and it eat whatever comes out of the bowl.

I put the full of the bowl up. I put it out and I get a knife. I cut into it and I start eating it like that. You start eating with a fork and knife. That's crazy. Preposterous. Eating a fruit snack with a fork. I've seen people eat chocolate.

bars with like forks and stuff. I've never seen that. I've seen that. I've seen pizza with the fork in knife, but I understand that though. I've seen it. I saw it in LA once. I saw it like I went to like, I think it was on a, I was on a date. I think I might have been on a date with like it was like a dinner date with Lacey. I had like a really, really, really, really nice place. A place I was like never used to going. And I saw some guy

cutting a, I don't remember. I don't know what the, exactly the bar was it was like Truffles or something. Was it cake? No, it wasn't, it wasn't, it was not a cake. It was it was a straight up. I mean, there was cake with it. but there was like a chocolate bar that he was like cutting up you know what I want to do I want to go to fucking I was like all right

I want to go to freaking uh chilies to get that lava cake thing I've been seeing it and that's been enticing me I have to go to chilies I don't want I think chilies is terrible but seeing that is enough for me

to be like I'll go there just for that lava cake damn here anywhere I've had every time I've had chili has been fucking dog cheese I think they're I think their chicken strips are pretty fucking good um

their ribs are serviceable you know they're not they're not fucking like prime fucking yeah but it's if you're in the mood for some ribs and you don't live close to like a good fucking you know if you don't live in the LA area essentially you can at least Chili's will maybe satisfy your rib craving if you don't live anywhere in the LA area

because I don't know where the fuck I can get good ribs from where I'm at yeah I don't I haven't had ribs I pretty I feel like I never have ribs outside of like home barbecues. I don't like it's been a long. I don't like ribs. I don't like ribs. Like someone I know has to be making them really.

There's a place called Rattlers of Santa Clarita that like makes pretty decent ribs. But even then it's like I'd rather just get ribs from someone I know that and it makes ribs. You know, like this LA niggas just fucking selling that shit out of their trucks and it's phenomenal. Actually this one dude pulled up in Anaheim at the at the chain reaction. That fucking venue on Euclid and Lincoln. It was a, I was fucking.

shocked that this dude had a truck and then those are some of the best ribs I've had in a fucking very long time and I was like yo I'm sure you don't have a license for this and I appreciate that. He's like yeah I brazed it with piss just for you I don't know what you bit

piss brazed I peat I got a concoction of piss honey and barbecue sauce that I use and I glaze my fucking food with it listen I might forgive them they give you know because I already finished eating it and I'm like well I mean damn you know I was like my friend, for the first time, he made me, he gave me, uh, he gave me, uh, Lingua tacos.

But he told me it was just regular beef. And then I was, and he was like, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm not that mad because it was good. But also, don't get me tongue, you piece of shit. What is such a weird fucking consistent. It's so strong. It's so fucking tough. So me it's just like the, uh, because there's so many different ways to make me, so you just don't know, like, oh, this could just be whatever. this is beef prepared in this specific way

and it's like well I guess technically it is still beef it's just the beef's fucking tongue this is cow bus this cow bus that's crazy this cow bus tacos you're like this is delicious I hate that I ate three of them and one

they have the fucking like oh like it's traditional they have the whole fucking cabessa they have the whole head they have the whole fucking head on the table and they're eating like all the you know the cow head dude I'm Puerto Rican I've seen the whole pig being cooked on the steak that this fucking split before

dude. To me that I've seen that in person reason that feels less egregious to me like okay here's the animal but then just cut the cow's head off and then put it on the table there's something about it that's so morbid to me it's like this split it's like killing somebody and putting their nipples on display

something about the head feels more brutal because it feels like you went there and you cut off the head you know just to show it but I've seen like I've literally seen my uncles like rip a pig open take everything out like they like and crawl inside it like they take everything out they skin it it's crazy they skin it they cut its ears off and shit and then they fucking they season it up and they put it on the

spike i've seen it happen so me up so me up so me up so me up so me up i'm gonna fuse to pay it's gonna be so funny don't you want to die like this kingston he does the fucking the held up thing and i'm like i don't like this when the when the kids get here they're gonna it's gonna be so funny when i burst out of this when i burst out of this when i burst When I erupt out of the pig. That wouldn't transform a child, I think. Like at a certain day, if you do that in front of a child at the right age, like three, four, you've, three, four, you'll really fuck them up. Yeah, like three, four, like, even like, even like six, the latest.

Like six, you can know you got in there. Three, four, like right now my nephew, he's at the age. Like, he can kind of understand that someone went in the pig. He doesn't really understand the mechanics of doing it, but you understand that. But like a year ago, if I did that same, he'd be like, oh, shit. like you would never trust anything you would have you would be squeamish around every like you'd be like you you'll you'd never know when a man is gonna burst out of an animal you like you have your dog you're just distilled with it you're like really

distant with your dog and like one day you're going to turn into a man I don't want to be around for that I don't want to see that happen he's so fucking crazy it's like it's gonna be so funny he's gonna be such a great prank and then he leaves him in there he leaves him sewn in the pig for like weeks hours and he suffocates he's in the pig for fucking nine years They didn't pull air holes in the pig What the fuck? Anyway, let's see What do we got here?

What do we get? What is, what the fuck is this? What disease? What dez dis? It, it weewe takes an intellectual To understand Wiccan Moody Brodin.

He says, Do you have a chronic forever game? After nine playthroughs, I thought I was done with Eldon Ring, but I recently started making characters for PVP invasion. and now my, now I know my soul is not my own.

PvP. Invasion? Is that, yeah? Elder Scrolls online or something? No, no, no. Eldon Ring. Oh, shit.

Wait, Eldon Ring. I, whoa, my brain fixed it. It's like, oh, Elder Scrolls.

Sorry. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Gotcha. So he's, yeah, my soul's not my own.

What game has your soul till the day you crumble into dang old? He beat Elden Ring nine times? That's a crazy amount of time. Yeah. to beat Elwood. It is. That's a long, is that a long game? Does that take like,

could you speed around that game, I guess? At that point, at the point that, like, he's at right now, it probably takes him, like, 15 hours to beat the game. That's a long fucking time, brother. That's 15 hours is a long time. Like, because I can beat, I can beat Halo 2 and Halo 3 in, like, six hours. You know what I mean?

Like, I can do that. So, like, I've beaten those games, like, many, many times because it's not really that much of a, like, I usually, like, in fact, I usually play through like a lot of that on the plane sometimes. I'm just like, I'm on the plane. I got a six hour flight to New York, whatever. I'll just beat Halo 2 real quick.

You know, but like Eldon Ring is like 15 hours minimum. I guess you can probably speed run it if you're like breaking it. But that's not the sense that I get from this question, that he's like speed running or breaking it. So that's pretty intense, man. I think, I don't know, man.

honestly, it is kind of Skyron, Loki. Like, I don't want it to be, but it is. It's Bethesda games in general, honestly, because I'm playing New Vegas right now. And I feel like when I'm not playing New Vegas, I'm always playing some kind of Bethesna thing on the side, like in some way, shape, or form. Like, I'm always like, like,

like I want to play Fallout 4 again, specifically to get to fucking, that Far Harbor thing that I haven't played. Oh, interesting. Yeah. So, like, I'm always in the mood for, like, a Bethesda game. I don't know what my favorite game is because probably like fucking

Super Metroid or some shit Yeah Or the last time you played Super Metroid Last year Mm hmm I'm gonna that game regularly And the reason I'm not playing it now Because fucking Sox song came out

So that was my fucking fix for that kind of game But I think my real My real answer is probably like Halo 2 or Halo 3 or something Because I do play that probably I do play that weekly in some way Like even if it's for like five minutes I do turn it on and fuck around in it.

Yeah, but mine's an easy Mega Man X. Easy. I'd be in that game. I don't fucking unlimited. I can't even count how many times I've never played Mega Man X. Can you easily get all of the power-ups? Like, do you know exactly where they are exactly how to get it? Yeah, absolutely.

The only one that I can't say I do easily is no, the Buster. So when you upgrade the X Buster on Flame Mammis stage, I fuck up a lot of times because it's awkward. You need to have the Helminari to get it on, um, on Storm Eagle stage. So then you go, you get the helmet on Storm Eagles. Then you go to Flame Mammoth so you can get the XBuster. I mean,

I'm just saying, so this is the order. I do chill Penguin first because it's clearly, that's the first thing you're supposed to do because you get the dash, which is not hidden. You just need to progress and then you run into it. So that's clearly the introduction, right? Then from there I go to Storm Eagle,

get the helmet. Then I go to Flame Mammoth to get the XBuster. Now, the thing is you can easily slip because it is almost, you almost need to jump purpose. perfectly in a diagonal way to get on the ledge and then like the you're going on like the thing that's moving on its own right so it's basically right before you go to those little escalator things that you know and they can crush you you can get crushed and they don't kill you though which is interesting you think that they would kill you right anyway it doesn't matter but like other than that everything is everything is I know where all the energy tanks are I know where everything is I know how to get the Hadookin like I could beat the piss out of fucking Sigma like with just it's I've I can beat that game on a mouse and key, which is, you know,

on a keyboard, which is I've done before. So, yeah, I played the game last year, uh, and I'll play it again this year. I love that game.

The soundtrack, there is no better soundtrack to me. That is good. The best fucking sound track. I just started, I just started playing it right now. That is a binger. I think the game I'm best at.

My game I'm best at is fucking Secker. I don't know why I'm so good at that one in particular. I'm really, I can get to like, I can get to like, I can get to, probably the dragon boss area without dying once in Secro. I'm very

good at that game. By the way, I need to go back and play that. For you guys. This is for you guys specifically, not for the audience, because I don't know how, I don't know how legal this is. Oh. This website is fucking sick. Dude, you get like, dude, you can straight up play like whatever, like in the browser. It's insane.

Ah. Oh, you know what? I might. Oh, that's cool. That's just, uh, I was, I was on something. That's nuts. Holy shit. I was on something recently like that to play the illusion of Gaia. Yeah. Does I fucking love that game. And I was like, oh, I can't play anywhere.

I was like, oh, wait a minute. I was playing it through a browser. How fucking cool. Dude, it's crazy that you can play shit like this through a browser. That's sick as fuck. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah, fuck all these assholes that don't make these things available to be used in fucking modern time.

Suck my dick. I'm glad. Real fucking. Yeah, I mean, I would be perfectly happy to buy these things. Yes. I would have no problem buying all my game away games again. In fact, I will continue to steal these things and play them. And when you make them available to buy, I will buy them.

But like, I'm not, you know. And to be fair, like a lot of these things I have bought already. Like, I, the biggest thing for me is like the old Spider-Man games, like the Neversoft Spider-Man games. Like, those are never, those are never being ported ever, probably for licensing reasons. And so, like, those are just gone. like outside of the original hardware. I bought them. Okay, I own them.

I can steal them. You know, like, I think it's fine. I actually, I actually do feel the same way. I was like, I've bought this game already. It's like, I've actually bought. I'd happily buy it. I'd have no problem buying it if they like, I don't know, made it available for me to buy.

Like, I think that's cool. Yeah, if you put that shit on Steam, I'd buy it in a heartbeat. I'd love to buy the old fucking Pokemon games to have them on my Switch 2. I'd love to have all those Metroid games much of soup. I don't want to have to pay a service one to them, just sell me the games.

Fucking super predileism. Capitalism. Capitalism. Yeah, maybe I'll buy Mega, because the Mega Man X legacy collection is only seven bucks right now. Well worth it. That's actually crazy.

I don't like all the MegaX games, but I think Mega Man X1 and five are the ones I really, really enjoy. That's interesting. Five is our, to me, the only thing, okay, okay, outside of Mega Man X one being the best soundtrack, I will say in X5, the soundtrack, everybody, go listen to this, X versus zero. Exactly. It's one of the best fucking songs ever made by Capcom. It's fire, bro.

It's so good. And then you can finally play as zero. It only took them five games. Well, I mean, you get, in X3, you get to, like, for admission, for, for. and a single mission. That is the sickest intro because then his, they gave him a theme song and it's an amazing song too. X3 is pretty good. I like X3 a lot more than

X2. But like I will say it's, I just wanted to play at zero. I was like, can I please play at zero? That's all I wanted. Yeah, when you get to play a zero, you can switch in between and then X is interesting though because you get to play as X though, but you have zero Sabre, which is actually pretty cool. That's all I want. I was like, let me

play as zero. That's it. I just want to play as him. Seven is dog water. That's the only one that's like, is that the one that's like completely trash. Yeah, it's the complete, it's the 3D one with different like you get, you get fucking Sonic the Hedgehog fucking, uh, it's not just side scrolling where it changes. And you're like, what the fuck is happening? What's the one that you play as Axel? Is that one of the random mission one? No, I think you can, um,

I think Axel is in eight. Because like, then they, they return to side scrolling and then I think they bring in that axle guy. Axel's dog shit and he dies immediately in the PS2 one. I don't go about the first. I don't care about the first few moments that nigga dies in like X8 or decisive battle. Just play one through six.

All you need is one through six. That's like that's S that's Ness and PS PlayStation. You don't need the PS2 ones. You don't need them at all. I'll probably that seems like a good steam deck game. I'll probably throw out the steam deck. Yeah, man. I fucking I bought it.

I bought it. I mean seven bucks is like a steel for any. You can sell me anything for seven bucks, honestly. Yeah. I have the collection. You can sell me my old piss. Honestly? Like, I mean, like, I would be like, why do you have my old piss?

I don't want you having my old piss. Give me, I'll, I'll pay some more. I'll take that off your hands. Flush it. I'll take that off your hands. That's great. But, uh, anyway, yeah, we fuck on the front, we fuck on front porches and gay life away rode in. He says, what's up Chris, Derek, and Bizarre from T12. So.

That's crazy. That's crazy. So my girlfriend and I had a slight disagreement about doing silly accents. I love where this is going. Hers being that me doing an accent of someone who isn't white, like an African accent, is a little racist. Mine is that sure there are nuances, but in a vacuum, people just do it because it's funny and fun to talk in a way that you don't normally sound. I think that's true. I mean that there's no rate

and that there's no racist intent behind it I'd like your guys's opinion on it just for clarification this wasn't some big fight this is the difference of opinion and thanks and Derek if you're in person we're not give Sweene's feet a little tickle just for me

oh man damn fucking damn I'm not gonna say that I can't do it so it is just genuinely fun to speak in ways that you're not that you don't speak I think largely doing access I mean like even children do accents because it's like it's it is initially an innocent thing uh i think uh bad people

have made that less okay in some sense it's not the best look because you know that it can be misconstrued but generally speaking you know what it is it's it all has to do with the context of the person in my view very much so true like it's like it's like anything where it's like If Bernie Sanders did an African accent, I don't think I would give a shit. You know, it would be just like, oh, because I don't think Bernie comes from like a negative place at all. If Stephen Crowder does an African accent. Right. Huh.

So it's probably a difference. Right. You know, I'd probably be a little bit more like, yeah, you shouldn't be doing that. You shouldn't really be doing that. Like there's a flow. There's a flow change for sure. There's a change in flow immediately depending on the person. Like, I think it's like it's not bad.

Like, it's not, you're not insidious for doing it. But at the same time, it's also, like, you got to understand that you may be offending people. Of course. You should probably try not to do that. But at the same time, it's like your intent matters a lot. Don't say certain things around certain people. Like, just be socially aware of that, like, clearly. Yeah, if you're around like an Indian person with a heavy Indian accent, you shouldn't go up there and be like, hello, my name is, hello.

You know, like, you can fucking relax a little bit. Yeah, that's crazy. You know, you don't got to do that. But look, the thing that I find issue with is that, like, sometimes you do an impression of a specific person. like if I want to do an impression of like a celebrity or like a character and they have an accent and I do it that is one thing where I'm like that's not racist like it's one thing to do an accent just for the sake of accents of just like oh this is like what Asians sound like or this is what Indian sound like or whatever but if you're just like an impression of Apu is an impression of Apu you know what I mean right like I just don't I don't know if I don't know if that's really like a hill to die on as far as like that being offensive to do right i feel like real person it's it's yeah because the idea is like people don't sound like that it's like no well they do like people sound these these like this 100% yes i've i've watched enough of uh like i've watched i've watched i've seen enough scamming

videos that's crazy do not redeem do not redeem do not redeem Yeah, like that's like that's, that's, that's, that, well, that right there. That's an accent. But like, we're not like, it's not like, oh, he's evil because he's Indian. Yeah, you're not. It's funny. You're for sure. It's funny that he's like, do not redeem.

I want to turn you guys. What are you doing? Do not three deep. So funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to turn you guys on to a compilation. Oh, God. To Nick Mullen compilations, uh, African guy mega compilation.

And, uh, there's a thing. And look, I heard something recently. Because I was trying to watch Ethan Ralph doing his thing again, right? And they mentioned Stavros and like the guys were like, oh, Stavros turn woke. And I'm like, these people are retarded because like, you know, they're all the guys in Comtown are progressives. They're fucking New York progressive, just regular fucking guys from there. And but you know, the people, since they do edgy jokes, retard somehow think like, which kind of what happened with myself. you and stuff like that

in that way. So they're like, oh, this person's gone woke now. And I'm like, no, no, no, listen, you can make jokes like this have fun and you don't mean anything by it. It's just stupid. Bejas, muda fucker. There is, that's crazy. The fact that there's an over an hour of him doing the African gun couple, it's so funny. I don't even think there's an hour of me doing Trump. Probably not. Probably not. So that's crazy. And the, my favorite bit is,

is doing Nigerian shark tank. It's so, it's so good. It's, uh, it's, it just works. Yeah,

you can just tell where people are coming from, you know, and that's kind of that, I really do think that's like the key differentiator. That's what truly matters the most of this intention, truly. Yes, 100%.

Yeah. But I think the idea, people have, to understand what their intentions are. If someone is actively being harmed by your words and you're like, but my intent is not respectful, it's like, but it is at this moment. Well, you can also have the, you can also have the understanding that like, understand that you're by doing such, by doing that, you're kind of taking a risk.

Yeah. And so you have to kind of understand that like it could fall flat. And if it does fall flat, like, that's fine. Yeah. That's kind of how I feel about it. The thing is this, right? Like, if someone's like, hey, this really offends me, can you please that, right? And a respect to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to be an ass.

told me like, but I don't mean a free speech. But I don't mean it. I don't mean to offend you. He's like, yeah, but you're still doing it. Just chill.

Can you excuse me? I know, I know we're at my son's wake. Can you please stop making jokes about him at least for the next couple hours? It's a free fucking country, bitch. It's free speech. Yeah.

Bitch. Because you choose to refuse to you know to understand what I'm saying. I'm going to have to unload this lead into your stomach and he shoots him nine times in his guts. Free country. Free country. Stand by ground. Yep.

You aggressed me. I got scared. You aggressed me. You aggressed me. You aggressed me. I don't know why that phrase is so good. He's aggressing me. But yeah, let's see.

Let's see. I fear for my life, he said. What time we are? As he shot 25 times into a bedroom. I was going to ask what Oh, okay This doesn't really apply to me But I'll ask it

Astro boy wrote and he says What's up? Man, Manif and Manjano I don't know what any of that shit means It all sound like sluggers I know some of you Some of y'all have been around Europe Especially Derek

I was going to ask What is the most delicious thing That you ate in a foreign country Even burgers and fries in Germany count Like let me know Peace brothers Oh, easily for me, it was chocolate in the UK. Oh, really?

Really? Chocolate they got over there. It's crazy. That's not what I would have assumed at all. European chocolate in general is better for sure. Crazy. Like, like just, yeah. Yeah.

It's not just packed with sugar. It has taste. Like, it actually tastes like stuff. You've had cacao before, right? I mean, I'm sure. To be in fairness, I've never been that much of a chocolate guy anyway. Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, I like it.

Like, I'm a person. but but uh like when i was a kid if i wanted candy i was always going for like like the fruit for the fruit stuff i prefer for the food stuff too for sure but i love cacao and then like chocolate over there it's just it just tastes better it's just way better it's it's not just sugar and chemicals and then chocolate like it is here yeah so it is much much better over there. Like Belgium chocolate. I like some I like some chemical E chocolate though to be honest.

A little bit don't hurt. Like a Hershey's tastes good. I ain't going to front. I, it's I. I used to like Hershey's own as a kid. I don't really like it that much. So like there's, we bought the leftover you know, they're all marked down after Halloween and there's so much Hershey

just left over in our cabinet right now. Now I did buy, well, I bought marshmallows and I was we're going to make some smores, but then I just ended up eating all the graham crackers. That's what I do. Every time I plan on doing smores, that's always what happens. Where I'm just like, these graham crackers are

so good. I don't want to ruin them with anything else. And like marshmallows, I don't like particularly and especially by themselves. Like, what the fuck you're going to do? They don't do anything. Eating a marshmallow by yourself was like. The first time I had burned marshmallows was crazy. Remember the first time I actually like heated up marshmallows? Like, let it set on fire for a little bit, then blew it out and I was like, this is a game changer. These things.

are infinitely better than they were before. It's kind of good. When you get a little, yeah, when you get a little crisp on there. It's the texture, man. Like getting the texture of like the, the crispy skin.

Mm-hmm. And then like it slides off and then it's like creamy on it. It's, it is good shit. But like, yeah. I used to just eat them.

I used to just eat them at the bag out of desperation. And I just remember being like this. And I didn't even like it. It wasn't even like I was like particularly enjoying. It was just like I got no snacks. Yeah. I just have marshmallows.

But graham crackers are top tier. They're so delicious. Especially if there's ones that have a little bit of cinnamon and sugar on top. They have these versions of graham crackers that will add just a little bit. And it's, you don't need anything else. But like those, I would every once in a while I would get those and I don't make damn. These are fucking good. But just a normal graham crackers is fucking just a great snack, man.

Oh, food in Europe. The, man, the fucking, I felt so bad. So like the kebabs and Suvaki in Greece are obviously amazing because it's fucking, you know, it's Greece and Turkey's right over there. And they're always fucking each other up so they share culture and shit. That shit was phenomenal. I miss. I've been trying to find something along on the same level as that. I've been completely unsuccessful.

I tried a Greek place maybe a couple months ago and it was dog shit. And I don't know what to do. I think it's just, it's over. I will say some of the Armenian food. was the closest like there's a place not too far from Chris's house

that is fucking delicious actually so it's the closest thing different spices from Greek but relative you know what I'm saying is this is the same place that I think it is

it's like yeah yeah yeah I gotta try it again people have been talking about it more now like I went there the first I went there on the day that they opened

then it was like disappointing so like maybe they've changed some stuff dude they're fucking chicken breast uh fucking uh skewers even the Lula the Lula is pretty good, but I would say the beef lula instead the chicken. The chicken one

has a weird coating on it that almost feels plastic. It's kind of weird. It throws you off. The flavor's phenomenal, but the beef lula and then just like the chicken breast skewers or I don't know. I need to look. I was like, I wanted to point a gun at them big. What's your recipe? Medellini food, man.

That shit's delicious, bro. Metatrini food is so fucking good. It's the best spices, man. It's the spices so fucking good. It's not my favorite, but it is just solid. I think that's the best. like that's the best bet for food it's like this is the perfect it's very reliable for people it's simple uh the spices are fucking good

hummus is never a bad time it's just so much just like chains pizza pizza's good or better so good even the chains are better like it from my experience like fucking Zanku to me is just like I will not try Zanku yeah I've never had Zanku before aren't you

I mean I mean it's not it's a chain you know like it's not been a blur your mind or anything. But I love like Zank, like of the chains that I've gone to, Zanku has never disappointed me. Not once, actually.

I've passed by them. I just never think to, especially because I got to do it. I got to do it because I'm getting a better food today, probably. I'm actually disappointed that. I might get Zanku today. I would.

There you go. I was disappointed because I was actually looking forward to go into Burbank because I actually wanted to get that barbecue. I wanted to get that, the, the, the should that I was just talking. about. I was like, damn, I really wanted

that shit. I miss having a chicken of rice from New York, man. That shit was so good. I was like, I cannot believe I was living without this for so long. Oh, God. You can just make it. It's not the same. I can make it. I can just marry some chicken and get some yellow rice and then some pasta,

but I will have you with white sauce. Won't be able to get the white sauce. It's the subtle differences too, like, in just everything. Like, there's like differences in like, oh, I need to bring something up because this blew my fucking mind. In the widest place I've ever been in my life. Trenheim, Norway.

They had a fried chicken place. And I was like, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, right. It was fucking good. And you walk in and they were like, we knew you'd be here. We knew you'd be here. Here's your carpet. And you walked on the carpet. And they're like, here, we know exactly what you're going to get.

And they sit you down and it's fucking just a whole. Is that a Norwegian accent, Kingston? I don't know what they sound like. Do you and Turner or some shit. I don't fucking know. I don't know what they sound like. It's not even close, but I understand it's foreign. That's all I know.

I've met maybe one, two Norwegians in my life. And one of them was dating you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, true. Yeah, true. But yeah, that was, that, that, that, uh, that shit, that shit was, I was fucking shocked because I'm like, there's no way these guys are going to do chicken in any way that. Because it was weird.

It was like a hybrid of like Southern and like an Asian. Katsu, you know? Like the consistency of a Katsu, but also the flavors were kind of southern. I was like, what is this? This is amazing. That sounds like an awesome fucking combination. Yeah. It was really good.

I wish I remember the places I would say. But I will say, I've been on a bit of a Karatea kick. I fucking love Karatea. So good. Karate is fucking. Karate and Bogogi, man. Karag and Bogogi some brown rice with a little bit of chicken bouillon in it, dude. Well, now I'm getting hungry.

I was trying to get some. fucking carri yesterday, but then this bitch-ass ramen place happened to be closed on New Year's. I'm like, what kind of Asians are you? It's supposed to be working hard every day. What the fuck is this? That's crazy. They're American still, though. Isn't it Christmas that they're open, not New Year's?

Yeah, I guess so, but I'm just like, come on, man. I expect Asians to not ever take days off. So when it was closed. That is my basic expectation. I will say this, though. There's an next to the ramen place. There's this Asian bistro place and they were open. I'm like, see?

See? And I went there instead. I can't you be like these ones. Yeah. These guys that are sweating. See? There was, they were so, they were working so hard because everything else was closed. And I was like, poor bastards are fast.

Going. People that go to Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts and Wendy's and all that shit on holidays, I hope you guys all suffer extremely terrible nightmares. You pieces of shit. shit. I fucking why, dude, because of the fact that they come there. And I understand it's the only thing, but they come there and they're upset and their anger. The world is closed, which obviously, you fuck face everything's closed. The holiday piece of shit. People are trying to enjoy their lives. And then they get so much shit. And then they look at you like you're crazy because you have

so much shit to do. Oh my God. This is bringing back my fucking anger from Starbucks. But I hate those niggas. Back where we lived in New York, we have to work on fucking Christmas Day, people coming there and where we lived was it's just a pretentious area in general because it's like people think they have more money they do in that area which is what triggered me the most especially where I was working and I lived triggered me the most but they'd be like rude to me and I'm like you you you you stammering slut I am making your beverage right now on a day where I would love to be spending with my family or my friends and you have the you have the nerve respectful to me I will I will defecate in your hair

Like, you don't deserve it. Oh, my God, dude. I. That's still stammering slut. Oh, my God. That's she used to get me fucking heated. You do, like, it's the one rule. It's, hey, you don't fucking, don't fuck with the people.

Don't fuck with that are creating your food, dude. Like, I'm making your food. Especially on a holiday. Don't fuck. What are you allergic to? What are you allergic to? You allers the chlorox? I have never.

In the chlorox. I have never in my life done that. Not once. To a service worker or like a food. Like I've definitely, I feel like certainly I've been to like a Starbucks or something on like a holiday. You've been a corporate slave though. That's why you've never done it.

Well, I mean, I think also just generally like on a basic human level. But I just, but I think you've been. I don't believe in treating strangers poorly. You can treat, You can treat everybody you know very poorly.

Especially like, that's fine. Listen, most, more times than not, the person taking your order didn't fucking do the mistake. So why are you even giving them shit in the fucking first place? Right. Like, it's such a crazy thing to do. You don't have to make a mistake, right? We can work together.

But I'm just saying it's crazy that like, they didn't even do it. Like at the very, at the very, if you're going to be a cunt at the very least, go bitch at the, the, the fucking the lady that made you drink. obviously I don't actually believe that but I'm just saying it's so crazy that this person took your order this person that's hustling just may have oh accidentally put regular milk instead of like the substitution or something because they're going too fucking fast or whatever and it's like oh my bad they'll make it again no problem it's not their money it doesn't fucking matter that's the policy but you still feel the need to yell at them it's crazy I'm like they're gonna remedy it what the fuck's wrong with you yeah yeah yeah well I was gonna say more but I am gonna call you the N word what do you think this is anyway I Yeah, I just, just, they, customers should need to be abused. It's that simple. It's that fucking simple. You can't let them be, oh, fucking, you can't say anything to them.

We got to give them gift cards and stuff because now they're called corporate and shit. Like, well, that's the problem. I think that's what makes it worse, dude. It's like, it's so crazy. It's like you got to, like, I understand respect to a customer and I understand, like, they, they care about more. They don't care about more money than they care about the workers. Obviously, duh. They don't give a shit.

Yeah. But it's like, you got to, you got to defend your workers. Because my manager has defended people on the floor and has gotten in trouble before. I've seen it happen. And it's just like, that's, why didn't you let that customer shit in your mouth? What is wrong with you? When we were at, when we were at Sears, when me and Paul were working at Sears, I remember specifically, it was as if they were already bankrupt. It was as if they were already like, it was as if we were working at a Phantom Sears because they did not care at all.

they didn't care about the workers either, but like they would genuinely, like the customers would come to them and they'd be like, I don't care. Like, and they, there was nothing that they could do to threaten anybody. Like, I feel like I could have done anything at that job had not gotten fired because they just did not, they no longer gave a shit. And you could tell, like certain areas were in disrepair. Like there was like an entire like there's an electronic section specifically that was like Ken Moore appliances, appliances, I guess where like it's the fridges and the stoves where like. they just didn't get any new, like, you know, setups, like the cardboard displays. They just, you know, it's like, ah, we're not.

Who cares? Yeah. Granted, that series looked bad. Just throw all the Washington teams in a pile. Fucking, whatever, would you say? Since I moved that that series looked rough, I'm being honest. Since I got to that area, I was like, this year's looks. It's never been a particularly good.

It was always the worst. It was always gray. It was always gray colored, too. Like the lights were gray somehow. And I was like, this place looks rough. There's a terrible place to work, but I got some really good discount on clothes. By that I mean stealing. Why, yeah.

My discount, I mean theft. I did steal a Halo 4 from Sears. Nice. When I was working there. But then I felt like too guilty. You felt guilty. So you stole more stuff. I stole more stuff.

You're right. You're right. Company. I don't know. That was back when I was a little bit, I believed in rules more than I do. know. The world is beat. The world has beat the sense of fairness out of me, I think.

As soon as I started working Walmart, not Walmart, what am I saying? Amazon in 2008, I think I stole like 10 PS3 games or something. Yeah, I immediately started to start. I was like, fuck like, why do, fuck Amazon. That's my entire PS3 libraries, 10. I stole a Tropic Thunder director's cut. Good one. Directors cut is the best way to watch Tropic Thunder, by the way.

Oh, I don't think I've ever seen the director's cut Yeah, I like it I like it better When I saw the theatrical one I was like, oh no, no, no, no, you got it. I'll never again. Oh, really? As a matter of fact, there's not in a myriad of changes, but enough to where it's enhanced, it's a little better. And as a matter of fact, on I think New Year's Eve, we decided to stay in and we were like looking for things to watch. And I was like, ooh, chop up thunder.

And I was like, no, this is not the director's cut. No. And then I just, I refuse. Wow, that's interesting. Yeah, I just like it better. It's one of those things that the subtle differences enhance it a little bit. I love the subtle differences in movies like that. Yeah.

Like Spider-Man 2 has one like that where it's like Spider-Man 2.1. Yeah, right. There's like more scenes and there's like there's alternate reactions to certain things. I think I like the theatrical cut version of that better. But like it's interesting to see two. Right. 2.1. It is.

I think the theatrical cut is definitely better. but I think one has some fun 2.1 has some funny moments like the elevator moment is entirely different like him doing the pitch entirely. Yeah the guy in the elevator trying to pitch him products to sells is pretty good. And the fact that Toby doesn't talk to him the whole time pretty much he says son to him

once he's kind of just like Yeah it's it's way too long Like it makes sense why they cut it But uh No name's Toby Anyway we're gonna read uh Yo name is Toby as he whipped spider man let's get on out of here

let's read these $25 I have one thing before we go one thing before we go okay so I saw this really stupid not stupid it's interesting but it's I it depends it depends it was like do you think it's okay like we talked about Joel

how Joel was whatever he was in the previous iterations but they made him Hispanic and we made him be played by Hispanic man yeah they didn't make him Hispanic yeah he's simply played by the only leader So do you think Spider-Man's race is important enough for him to never be changed?

Have his race changed? Peter Parker? Yeah. Penish Parker. I think. Not Spider-Man. I think Peter Parker being white, him being anything else would change so much context more than him being white is important, is what I think, you know? Right.

So it's like, so it, but that kind of is the same thing. It is but the other direction, you know, where it's like, now there's so much, there's, now there's so much shit about you that like, we'd have to add. Yeah, I've, I've just always felt that it's just weird to just arbitrarily change an existing characters race. Like, it's just very bizarre. Like, it's one thing if you want to, like, change the, uh, hero. Like, you, you, Miles or whatever.

Like, okay. Yeah, whatever. Or like a, a. Sam. different yeah but like it's just because it comes across is like try hard kind of stuff whereas I think you're trying too hard to seem progressive when it's really just you're lazy I think in here and you can't make your own characters I think yeah I think that's the thing I think is when you make uh when you

when you give characters titles I think ultimately they're titles truly spider man's a title Batman's a title captain America's a title hawk there all those things so there can other people that could have the mantos. People were like, oh, this is just fucking black coat epistem. It's like, well, no, this is a person who has the title that someone else had with their different color. But I think when you change a character's color, it's really hard. It's like if they want to make a fucking Magneto a black person, right? It's like, well, they got to substitute all his persecution as a Jewish man with his struggles as a black person.

and though that doesn't exactly change the character story in the most radical ways, it does make it different and it's a lot of different context now because they're going to try to do X-Men and MCEU eventually, right? They're going to do it. That's the only direction they can go that can get people excited again and that will have them bring in a full new flesh cast of people.

But making Magneto still a Holocaust survivor this far in the future doesn't make sense and he'd be so old. Yeah. So it's like what, how are they going to approach that? They're going to make him. You're talking about like that they're going to modernize, like the way they did with the Simpsons. Like, oh, Homer was the sliding timeline.

Yeah. Like, that's what you're thinking that they would do that. They're going to have to do something like that. I mean, like you're talking about, oh, we want to bring the X-Men in with the already existing MCU? Well, I'd assume so. How would you think they would do it then? I just feel like that fucking ship does sailed, man. Like, I think they're going to do it.

They're going to have to do. There's no way they're not. Reboot the... I would think they would start over and then do X-Men and everything come up together again. But if they reboot it, right? If they reboot it again,

and the MCU still has a relatively modern timeline, Magneto's still going to be a fucking fossil. Well, I mean, he can be a... Because of his powers, he's just not deteriorated as much or something. I don't think that's that hard to explain a way. I get...

Like, I think there's... I'm an older motherfucker, but I also, because of my magnetism, I'm not deteriorating as fast. or some shit. My Judaism. My Judaism. My Judaism and my magnetism.

The Torah has allowed me to be stronger. It's more about the, it's more about the Talmud than it is about his, his, is, his, magnetism. My Torah. My Yamika allows me to. When my yarmulka's on my head, Charles, you can't read my mind. It's metal. It's a metal yamika.

I can't read your mind. I can't pierce it. Gene quickly. I can't remove it. He uses it as like a destructive. Like, what if they made Storm? What if they made Storm a white woman? Yeah, see, like, they could, but it's also, then it's like, the question is,

what are you doing? Like, it's one of the, like, it's like turning Spawn White. Like, bro, come on. Like, let them have, let them have. But Spont, is Spawn particularly black? No, but that's what I mean. Like, say, so Storm is within her, like, who she is, but, like, say, Storm the person, like you said, if, if you didn't want it to be a Hawkeff survivor and you want it,

you can just change. You can just change the origin as well. So if you had a white storm, you can change her origin as well. You know what I'm saying? What would she be then? I don't know a fucking Polish Holocaust survivor. They make Storm a Holocaust survivor instead.

Everyone's a Holocaust survivor. They make Magneto a Harlem ex panther and they make storm a Holocaust survivor. And it's like it all makes sense. Gasoline brother. Nightcrawler is not a demon. He's actually an angel, but he's a Satanist. It's like,

What the fuck is happening? Satan's angel. I don't know what you do. Yeah. I don't know how you would do that. I think we should make the reverse X-Men in the extra ammo. What, the C-Men? The reverse X-Men?

The C-Galz? The C-men? The C-Gal's? Why is X the opposite of C? Yeah. I'm thinking Roman numerals. I'm thinking Roman numerals. What do I just? Why, why, why, bro?

Why guys? Why guys? This is stupid, stupid as far. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Instead of Wolverine, it's fucking possum. And he looks sick of the baby in his fucking fowl. It's a fucking seer. Instead of fucking shi-an-o. He just plays dead. He plays dead and he can hang upside down well. Well, he's dead already. he's dead Let's move on

He can slow his heart rate To the point that you can't even tell if he's alive What a waste of a fucking power What a stupid person He said a jean gray is shirt pink Is Shirt pink These are so damn stupid

These are so damn stupid It's not a colossus it's a miniscule Listen I'm on fire I am on fire right now So miniscule Miniscule is very vulnerable to bullets and small.

Yeah. Like, I'm on fire. What's another one? It's gambit. It's gamut. It's game and it's play. It's safe. He plays it safe.

This is dumb as fun. Instead of rogue, what's opposite of rogue? Hey, shut the fuck up. Save this. I think this. Yeah. I think building the Y guys. Stimbit this out and send it somewhere.

Send it to me. These are good ideas. I know only have been this moment. I cannot find them when I need them. I know this. we're going to build a whole roster at some point. We'll build, we'll build. We'll build.

Why, why, why? We're going to read the names now from our $25 and up patrons. Remember, you can go to patreon.com slash a snark tank. Whoa, what, why? Support us over yonder. Early access. Let's go on. Never mind.

Play dead. Time to play dead, Bob. Where do you think you're going? Bob. He'd just say what's the Bob? What's opposite of Bob? It'd be like

pal. Powell. And he'd be South American instead of Canadian. Wait, wait, what?

He'd be Mexican instead of Canadian. He's Canadian? Yeah. Wolverine? Yeah. Very Canadian. Not very Canadian.

He is Canadian. Sorry, he is Canadian. It's not very Canadian. He is a Canadian. I didn't know. You're telling me, I'm hearing this for the first time.

Really? He's the only Canadian hero, I think. think really. Other than Alflagland, you know, who gives a shit. Canadians,

that's barely even a real fucking thing. I feel like Canadians care about Wolverine being Canadian. I think that's one of the only hero they have. I bet they do.

I bet they have nothing else. Yeah. You know, they got syrup and Wolverine. Okay. Syrup. Wolverine in a stable, stable economy.

Not thriving, but stable. I just, because wasn't he in like, I'll take it. Wasn't he a veteran? Like, Canadians don't have wars?

No, they fought on our side of every war pretty much. So Wolverine's been in multiple wars. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And he's,

Wait, how old is he? Isn't he like older than Canada? He's probably, actually, I don't know when Canada. I don't know when Canada was established. He's definitely not older than Canada.

It's crazy. But he is old. I have no idea when Canada is at least near the same age as America. At least. At least. I literally have no idea. I've never even thought to look. I don't think I've ever thought of that either.

I've never thought. Canada is. Canada is founding. involves indigenous people's Vikings exploration and French settlement. Starting at 1605. Was that like the first 16.08? Official province?

Like, uh, uh, no, the dominion of can't, no, it's actually not. The, the dominion of Canada.

Uh, so as Canada as exists, as it exists, as it exists now is more like, uh, 1867. Interesting. Is when,

is when, it was being settled around 1605, but there's like, you know, there's, Vikings and indigenous peoples and America. America being settled the time when it was opposed to it becoming up the proper United States. Right. So 1776 is United States. People were here before. It's I guess that similar kind of thing. Right. It's interesting though that I've

never even thought about that. Why would you? I was never even I was never even remotely curious about like when Canada started. I'll put money. No, they probably know because they probably have better schooling than us. But I would I would think not many Canadians know that too. No, they would have to, they would have to. I know some Canadian people. I know, they would know. I'm going to ask them. I'm going to, like, I'm going to, I'm going to, uh, I'm going to ask them.

And then I'm going to try to take physical advantage of them. So, you know, we'll see what happens. I see. All right. We're going to read the $25. Well, you, you've been really on that tip lately. That's your new vibe. Full circle.

Full circle. He opened the episode like that. Now we're ending it. Yeah. Like a Dave Chappelle joke. Yeah. Yeah. And trans people.

Got you. bitch. Gotcha, bitch. That last, that last trans joke in his littlees especially was so bad. It was such a bad joke. What was it? I'll never let it go. What was it?

He was like, the motherfucker of the Saturday, but I love the trans jokes. They thought that show was hilarious. It's like, Dave, shut the fuck up about it, bro. Please stop. David, stop. He's like fucking the Harry Potter bitch. What's her name again? J.K. Row.

Yeah. Like, she won't. They're scary. They got, like, clowned online and they won't let it go. Trosha. It was they're old. That's why. Yeah, they won't let it go.

I did think he had one joke that I think landed in that realm where he was like when they were talking about when he was talking about Charlie Kirk and he was talking about how like, and then they were talking about all these. And then they were saying that they were transgender messages inscribed in the bullets. And I thought, oh no. The delivery is good. And it's like, yeah, that makes sense. That's not a bad one. But he just keeps harping on it. It's too, it's boring.

The special too is just kind of boring also. I think, I think Dave is really, I think Dave, I think Dave Chappelle is just, I think Dave Chappelle's just earnestly, just more interesting than he is funny now. Like,

he's just kind of fascinating as a person. Yeah. Because I just don't really know, I don't know how to peg him exactly. I thought he was interesting before he just became like, I thought he was interesting before I grew up, you know, before I grew into the person I am now where it's like,

I just don't agree with any of that shit really. But like, respect your hustle you understand that you want money that's what you care about so get your fucking money you know well you got to agree with some of it because especially he ended it with like

an Israel joke I mean I agree with the Israel shit that's what I find interesting about him is like he's he's like he's not quite it's just money Israel paid him a bunch of money he would go there and fucking do the same shit there too clearly show I think I think so

but I think he's not it's interesting that that's not obfuscated I guess like it wouldn't surprise me to see that and it wouldn't surprise him and he I think he would say that as well

he's like yeah I mean whatever I'm taking money I'm looking after my own whatever yeah I think he went to a joke too and that's the part of him where I'm like no I'm too Muslim but then also you know

money talks to make it funny somehow he's the same thing like I respect killer Mike but like also like These one, he's like, you, you care about money. You care about money and wealth more. You care about the struggles that you claim to talk about. He's a proud capitalist.

He's a proud capitalist. Yeah, exactly. You care about money. And that's fine. I don't respect that. But I understand that you are doing that. So do you think, I guess. I can't kill you for this.

So I'm not going to get mad at you. Well, all right. Well, I'm going to read the names now. So, you could. I don't want to. This is our $25 tier where you can go over there and get your name right at the end of the show. as many, many, many, many, many people are. Remember, check out the Instagram, all that stuff, Star Tank IG.

I reposted on mine as well, so you can find it through there. But, yeah, so count me down. Three, many, man. Two, oh shit. One, whoa, okay. Is there news? I didn't know Liza P had DLC. Yeah, what overture, yeah, right?

Yeah. Well, that's my tonight, I guess. That's my tonight, I guess. Probably going to play Mega Man X. Getting raped by that game tonight. While I drive, while I drive my friend to the airport. While you're doing good. You're doing really good.

Yeah, you never get. They're looking at you. They're like, dude, I don't even care if you crash. Finish his run. Finish his boss fight. Go ahead. What if I can play? I bet I can play not getting hit.

I never just. You're like that? I, that game. Oh, I thought you meant like, I bet you thought you could play while driving and not get in. Maybe that too. I mean, that's probably, that might be easier actually. That's crazy. Yeah, in like a, in like a dune or something with this, like nobody around.

In Los Angeles, you're out of your mind, you'll die, you'll kill yourself and many other people. That's interesting, though. I probably, that's not. You should try it. Yeah, you know, we'll try to see if you can do it. I might be able to do it. I know in high school, absolutely. Because that, I was, that, that, I was so dialed in.

But because I, I know, I know every aspect of that game. So I'm like, you know, I think that's something that I could do. We had one person we were friends at once that could play Donkey Kong country like that. Like, watching them play was crazy. It was like, oh, you're autistic. You have autism. Like, that is. Because it was like, that's the, other than Zach playing Tetris, which I've seen to him and Lyle are really good at Tetris.

but other than those two, that other person is the best person I've seen in person in person I've seen in person in person. Zach Hable playing Tetris is it really is like a scary

like it's concerningly because he'll play it without even looking at the screen I'm just like I don't even understand I just like you gave something up to do that like either you gave up a lot of time or you were born

not being capable of understanding change the right way to be able to do that. I have. I remember we were outside these years and years and years ago, but like we were outside of Chris's house. And like it was, because he had a, it was a temporary setup,

but he had a TV in his backyard kind of thing for, for like the night. And they were playing this Tetris game that had just come out. And Zach was playing it. And he was like crushing it. And then he was turning to me to tell me some story. I can't remember. It was like probably some,

he's probably telling me about like some assassination video. He was watched. He saw he watch. But he was like, he looked at, he had the screws in front of him. And he turned to be like this. He was like,

he had his braid like fell out of his eyes. And it was like, I watched, his brain like fell down. And it like slid down kind of like like jello. It was crazy. And then you look back at the screen, but he was like nailing it. Like I just didn't. It didn't register to be like how that was possible. And I think I tried to compartmentalize it because I was like, I can't be,

I can't be too aware that this is happening because like it's freaking me out a little bit. You paid too much attention to the story on purpose. You're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You like really got up to the store. Yeah, because I was a little high too. So like it didn't help. But I was really bad at Tetris and I spent a year. saw that.

That's going to be Cheperson Xavier. Is that real? What is that? That looks like a fake, fucking is that real? No. Is that real? This fucking crazy. This fucking jokes being so show. Doaks actually. Is that a real? Nope. Is that a real frame? No. It's

it's just the people are taking it to the next level. They're exaggerating it more and more. Because it's just a regular like, you know, him you know, and then it's and then people, there's some shock. And then now he's like freaking out. No, but you know what I mean?

Like that looks like it could be like a frame of like like an awkwardly timed frame. It looks if you weren't aware of the show. Like that looks crazy. It does look crazy, but it doesn't look unrealistically great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's insane. He looks like fucking like Mac and me.

I'm actually going to get this picture framed like no joke. You should. No. All right. Let's see. Count me down. Three. two

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I would debate you, but it's very good. Alpha V. I was thinking about buying it and it's like the original is $15. I'm like, no. Oh, wow. I'd buy it for five. Yeah. Alpha V

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14 credible 14 rape accusations whoa I didn't do anything he's never spoken a word by the right Jeff Keely took Miss Piggy

I like the idea of him snapping out of his silliness it was just like wait wait no no no no that's hilarious like he's he's been saying whoa for years in like spinning and like making like grunts and noises and then the police come to him and it's like no guys i i i i'm for real here like just dropping the bit i did not do this i have i have i have text receipts i have i have i have i literally have a ring camera recording me at all moments of the day i can go back what it i don't know what day you've got that you're you're accusing me of doing this but i guarantee you i have footage of me like not being not being around I swear I swear you did and crash

he fucking he says that and then he immediately spins afterwards oh he spins them and then they fly into the sky like like crash enemies always they just a crash band who could on the island like looking back and forth nervously because he knows something's wrong

does that dance crash trying to get to the boats and leave I want to see somebody Can somebody in the audience generate me? I don't even care how you do it. AI or whatever. I prefer no AI if possible, but like I would love a grainy photograph

of Crash Bandicoot at Epstein's Island with like a bunch of real people. Like he's in the background kind of, but like it's clearly him. It's grainy. It's a little blurry. And there are very clear like real humans in it as well in the foreground to like sell

the realism of it. That's what I want. I want Crash Bandicoot. It's a picture of Smoky fucking Crash Bandicoot. You guys remember that? Oh, I thought that was her for the longest time. It's not her, but everybody's that there's a picture. I kind of still think it's her, Loki.

I think she's lying. I hope it is. That image is so fucking funny. It's like, dude, were you fucking Crash Bandicoot, dude? I respect it, but like, also, chill. Jeff Keely took Miss Piggy home to slam him, Queen of Fap Hazard. Bastard.

Look at him go. Look at him go. Bastard. Oh, I love it. I think I was saying that on a fucking episode. What is that? Bastard. Look at him go.

It's a fucking great. So you're playing the game right now, New Vegas. And that somebody cloned, look it up on, I'm going to send it to you real fast. You can just see it. It's better me explaining it's not going to do it justice. If you just put a bastard, look at him go and pops up immediately. Bastard. bastard

look at them go I got too excited I fucked up type it in got too excited and came my pants I got it

came all over the place bastard I found myself in so many bad situations in New Vegas already man yeah just like first thing

it's all your fault too I immediately kill all the Legioneers like immediately oh I I have I've been murdering legion like I don't the lesion is you have so stupid what the fuck happened like what have you done so I typed it in the result came up and then I was like oh I clicked on the wrong video I backed out and

then it was just gone like as if I didn't search for it you know when you go back it should just yeah yeah it just didn't exist that I was like what did I how did I do that I don't even know I did that when you find I'm gonna keep reading okay bald blue eyed German man asking would you rather like YMS touch your, watch your dog or let idubs make career decisions for you. Following Kingston around with a tuba, Victor Frankenstein's womb sickness, it's beginning to look a lot like shit miss.

I will spray the bowl. Bugzilla uses atomic AK on Nick Puentes. Oh, is this it? Yeah. Now, it's a really shady version of it, but it's a I wanted you to experience it in that poor quality.

I'm watching it. Yeah. Oh my God. Bastard. Yo, that is. Look at him. Look at him. And hearing him all say bastard in unison.

It sounds like a fucking robot. Here, yeah, what is this called? This is just called bastard period. I guess if you type in bastard New Vegas, you'll find it. But like,

that is fucking awesome. Why do they, like, they're look at them goes they're all out of sync but then bastard is perfectly insane perfectly syncs together bastard go i don't remember this guy is this the guy from the beginning i literally don't remember when you meet them i haven't played new vegas long enough

i've tried to make it i've tried to get through new vegas so many times i'm trying i'm trying earnestly this time the last time i played i broke it and this game is struggling dude It's running at like it's running at like five frames a second. It's insane. Genuinely less than 10 frames a second. There's a guy called the NPC pranks where he fucks with a lot of, he does a lot of Red Dead 2 and then he does a lot of New Vegas and,

and Fallout 3. And he'll like say in the crib, the opening from Fallout 3 or like, oh, there's the crib and Fallout 4 and there's the kid you're growing up and there's birthday parties. So usually he'll start in the beginning and he'll put like a hundred grenades like in the crib and fall out for. Oh, I've seen that one. I've seen that. We're like Codsworth.

Codzworth goes to check on the baby and then it's just like a fucking beam of life. Just light erupts out the fucking room. And there's a delay. There's a delay and he says he cuts out multiple seconds before like it actually goes off because it takes that long to detonate. It's just funny I like that his name is NPC Pranks

He's pulling pranks on a video game Fucking psycho It's honestly the most ethical way to prank Yeah truly like if there is an ethical way to prank It is on video games and it is when they ask you not to Right Okay well Let's see

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Retarded all by yourself, beautiful. Scooby-Duby-Doo. Who raped you? That's it. Oh. Well, all right. By the way, I saw a clip from like a Scooby-Doo cartoon that I've never seen before and it's it's, uh, it looks rough.

It looks like a family guy. It looks like a family guy. Is it's going to know where that fulma? Like screaming it at her? Listen, it's Fred and he's like he's like he's like I think the gang is like oh are you afraid of heights and he's like no man my mom's calling me

it's uh he's like you're afraid of heights Fred and he's like no I'm afraid of widths I'm really like and then it's like okay that's dumb

and then it like it says two minutes later or whatever I see this is later in the episode they get to like a high place and he's like looking down and he's like really far and he's like fine and then he looks ahead of him and it's like

It's a really narrow. It's a narrow but long walkway. And he's like, he looks afraid. He's like, what's wrong? It's like, oh, no, his fear of widths. But the delivery is so fucking good. I'm like, what is this? Why is this random shitty-looking Scooby-Doo show?

Funny. There's moments. What is that? There's moments. Like, there's a show called Sonic Boom, right? It's the delivery of it. It's so good. Sonic Boom?

Yeah. I've never seen Sonic boom. It's, it was a game, and they made like a fucking Sonic show. And it's genuinely hilarious, but it's a Sonic cartoon. Yeah. So anyone that's watching that has already fucking clearly got Healy's on in their 30s. But like, it's really funny. Healy's on in their 30 is fucking crazy.

Although, like, you know, it's a. it's a valid mode of transportation i feel yeah wait hold on bastard whits it's such an it's such an awkward word to say like that right and also the how serious that line is delivered to like this guy legitimately has a fear of width i mean i mean you god bless him you know that's that's that's a rough fear to have, I think. Sweene is a slightly less blind Clayton Bigsby. EA Sports than the sand.

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but a woman everything is opposite so it's is that a Norman Osborne but it's and woman ox died oh right right right guys we are getting

this is no though it's peak it's getting ridiculous no further and woman Oz died guys can can everybody please next week

on the next week on the next episode, send in a reverse version of your name so Chris can have an aneurysm. Please, everybody. Everyone that does it, I'll give them a dollar. I will ban all you. I'll give them all a dollar. I'll save money. Put money aside to give them all dollar.

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Well, Erica Kirk wouldn't let that happen. She's like, no, please don't. Yeah, she's too happy being finally free. It's so funny how clearly how much better her life clearly is. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, she's the star of the show. Mama. And how extremely likely she was involved in it.

But let's move on to something else. Well, hey, man. I don't know how. Allegedly. But it's, it's, it's. A lot of signs of pointing West. That's all I'm saying. The most I'll say is that there's something fishy about her in general.

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thing to say. That's after pondering. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Yeah, yeah. It's your boy, Shawnee D. And a man named Diddy, he diddles people? Did Kojima write this? DoorDash, Raft. At Grock, is this true? I know y'all were joking, but the dark age is a myth with no

real historical basis. Whatever. Shut the fuck. Catching my Uh, geez. Catching my neighbor fucking around after I told him that mother earth is dying.

changing my name to PliotCA so I can get like four questions on the show in a single month. Chris's dad eating the dead V&Vee soldier because rations hadn't showed up for days and he's not a big fan of rice. In sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at footage of the Challenger explosion. Driff M.H. Lord of All Drift. The head of my penis is actually one giant pimple and I'm scared that if I pop it, I'll die. Trump is fighting tooth and nail not to spend the last 10 seconds of his life in prison. Obi won't you blow me. I like to bust fat nuts onto the ceiling of my car until they crystallized into riteis.

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But the only thing that I saw recently Was he flew to Florida To like I don't know Some chick that As all great men do Yeah She looks I don't know how old

this chick is, but she looked, you know, she was in high school. And he was like meeting up with some chick and streaming with her. And I don't know, I guess she wanted to bang some other streamer guy. Oh. That he's some reject one of those, you know, I don't even remember his name. He's just around in that era that those people. And so she like, that to spy. I don't know how old she is.

Look suss. But that, that's all that. That didn't happen. And then I guess Ethan Ralph ended up really liking her. And he made up some lore in his head that that guy was the cause of them like not getting together when that guy didn't say anything about him at all. And so I guess Ethan Ralph was getting drunk and on pills again and stuff. So he had a few. They call him.

He had a thing called the kill stream. So whenever he gets really drunk and pilled out, they call it the pill stream. So I guess he recently had a pill. stream and that that's it. Nothing too exciting. And I'm really disappointed because every, I don't know, all the other locales are just completely uninterests me. They're not as good as Ethan Ralph.

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100%. All I got was locked as previously mentioned. Dominican. Oh, I would trouble trouble me. Not for any reason. Not Dominicans are bad, but like I've taken.

You would be a bad Dominican, I think. Why? Because you're a bad person. And so like if you were Dominican also, it would just be. I'd be a bad Dominican. That's a simple combination of properties.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Gotcha. It's almost as simple. It's almost as simple as trivial to understand as it would have been to right beat it.

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That's right. That's right. I forgot that we're going out Timcast. Every week from here on out. We're going to be the new staple of the Timcast network. Yes, sir. The not struggling at all Timcast Network. work. Oh, before I forget, our Lex Knife show is in Bakersfield, California. No, it's not. If it is, I'm not going to be there. Yeah, I will, I will not be going to Bigger. Derek can go by himself and get fucking kidnapped by a fucking, I don't know, fucking yautcha.

Some, some fucking ancient creature lives there. No clip. I've escaped every time I got kidnapped alone from Bakersfield. It's no big deal. That's crazy. I do think that it get, I do think getting kidnapped is kind of a skill issue. I got to be real. Okay, cool. Mm. That's what's up? What's up? I feel that.

I'm on board. Definitely people that are more cautious, get kidnapped less. That's all I can say. That's all I can say. That's what I'm saying. Like, I would have never been kidnapped and have not been, uh,

because I simply am not trusting of strange people. Because I feel like that's all. Just too scared to ever be put in predicting where I could get kidnapped because I'm so frightened all the time. Yeah. I mean, why would I, why would I make it more likely? You know, like,

what, why am I going to do half the work for the, for the person? I'm in a perpetual state of fucking terror so they can't kidnap because I'm already making plans to escape. Oh, skill issue.

What the fuck is Nat and why is it always got to be open? Out of focus, Bigfoot, uh, Sweeney cracking a man's skull open to gaily bust a homo nut in his brain case and laugh. That's crazy. That is a lot of,

a lot of adjectives just to describe being how gay it is. sorry Ms. Jackson Sweene watching firefighters safe people in reverse. I love that video of people. That video is crazy. Of the carrying the kids up the ladder and putting them into the burning building.

So it's so good. Peasants Graham. Aetherian has the pass because he took Coloss's hard ass. Pergurian hunter is having a child, Naferam, and rounding out our list, as always.

The king of haphazos! The being of that, Wabba, wabba, wabba. Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's great. That's, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fake. It's not real.

We'll see you next time. Hopefully we'll be in person. Hopefully, Derek's not sick. I feel like it hopefully, because like my face feels all fucked right here. So I think it might be more of an extreme allergy thing. So I think I could be like, because my throat doesn't feel as fucking.

And I was like, thank God. Yeah. Yeah. I think we're okay. One of my nostrils is literally closed. Like, I, it's insane. It is, it's like shut. I feel, feels like it's on fire.

It's crazy. I don't know what the, I think, I love getting, I love getting older and being fucking, dude, I used to be able to walk around the rain for hours and be fine. If I go on the rain for maybe 20 minutes now, I get sick. Mm. I was immune to that shit, literally. But I also probably burned myself out by doing it so much. Oh, yeah.

That's probably why it happens now. Yeah, it should be able to fight off AIDS. Now, like, I'm not so sure I can do that anymore. I used to actively sit in radiation on purpose. I would go inside a fucking MRI machines, and I would take the thing off my groin and be like, no, a radiate them. I want them.

She's boiled. I'm not so sure. I can do that anymore. It's crazy. I'm not so sure if I can handle AIDS now. Let's get the fuck out of here. they would actively watch my blood expel AIDS. All right, well, bye.

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