The Snark Tank - #387: We Love Imperialism!

Episode Date: January 10, 2026

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Who is greed? He's avarice. He's average, but he's not insidious. I think he's just doing what a bear does. He's just doing a little silly things. Well, it's not fucking real. No bears love honey That's not all they eat though Well they love sugar Yeah they love berries If they see a bear

If they see a beehive I've seen I've seen them climb for it literally Get the beehives and the bees are like Freaking out and they're he's like He's eating Bees too They're not even like

Not eating them Casually bears so casually eat It's terrifying Like they've seen them What's gonna stop Have a salmon you know The salmon's like And it's taking bites on the salmon

The salmon's like Fuck There's so there's so There's so They're so, well, particularly the black ones. Black bears are so casual in the way they do things. They're not aggressive. The you bears?

They're just, yeah, they're just a me's. Yeah. They're just like, hold that thought. Oh, yeah. During that episode of the other. Some Vietnamese kids' guts just. I mean, that's what it would be. It's like, why are you here, Black Bear?

Oh. He pops away. He's gone. I think, fuck. I like, if I witnessed, new like phenomenon like that.

Like brand new tech for the human I don't want to do I don't want to be a part of that I want to be the person that see somebody actually levitating and flying for real like a real Chris Angel

I don't want to be around because then it's just like No you do I don't You gotta be early in the meta so you can learn it quickly So here's the thing Well see I don't hold on a second

Hold on a second Are you implying that Chris Angel's not real Oh Oh he's not aware of the literature Let's say I think we're gonna have to have a talk you just imagine how much of your life you based off Chris Angel like I was not getting it quite yet

it's why my name is Chris I was born Frank yeah his name was his name was Frank Angel I bet it was Frank Angel but I changed right to Chris Bolivano in honor of Chris Angel is crazy

Fritter Wait nobody said that Like a Frank What Frank Fritter You know Frank is a name right Frank Fritter Yeah I know but I think Instead of Frank Fritter

Franklin, Frankfurt, it sounds funnier. Not really, not at all. It doesn't. It doesn't. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. It's me, Chris, it's him, Derek. It's him. Look at that.

It's Sweeney. Whoa, you got a problem? No, I'm right. Just whatever. Yeah. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. Patreon to Com slash a Snartank. Remember if you want to go over there.

Snartank IG on Instagram. If you want to watch some of our some of our... We've been spamming reels, and it's so funny, because they're all, it's such a variant qualities of bullshit. Yeah, I think they're pretty cool. They're all funny, but it's all like, some of them are like... The thing that bothers me is that there's one where...

There's one where you say a slur. And I think it's really funny. I had to bleep it for the algorithm, but it's so much funnier on bleeped. Right. Is the episode bleeped or no? No, the episode's not bleep? No.

Is that a main episode or is that jammer? No, it's a normal episode. It's 304, I think. That's a crazy. I think that was a perfect time to say it too. Like, it was very... It was. I love that phrase in general.

But people are liking the clips. Some of them are popping off, which is nice. Yeah, there's that image of... I don't know where that image came from. Enigma Kiwi made it. I look rough in that. Enigma Kiwi made it. A viewer of ours.

Oh, yeah. of him crying with Brendan Fraser's hair. Is that how I look when I laugh till I cry? Yes, kind of. I mean,

the hair's different. Other than the hair. The hair's different. Jordan just shared this. I don't know if he got her from Oh, Uncle Bha. Yeah,

yeah, the, you see yourself. You've been immortalized. Oh, I got to shave. I got to get, I got to get, I got to hear all of this.

I look young again. I think. Because that looked rough. I look rough. He's basing himself off of this. He shows this to a barber. He shows it to her like, Not this. Can I get not this? Can you not make me look like this?

No way, fam. Sorry, bro. It's too late. And then he does it. He's like a video game where it just like, you know, like fucking Santa Dres. And it's just there. No. I love that about that game where you could like get a haircut and hairs added to you. It's just added. I get why that's a thing, but it's just like, man, it's so funny. I went in there with a low top fade. I came out with a fro or braids. I used to imagine them scooping the hair back. up off the ground and like grafting it back on to the character. Hey, I, it's worth like the, like if you get an afro a lot, it's like $200. Like it's worth, if you grew my hair, I think that is worth $200. You know what I want, actually? I want, uh, the next GTA. My haircuts are expensive

though in general, but they're not too much. How much of your haircuts? Like 80? Eight, like when I'm getting everything off, like when I'm getting everything off, like, Oh, yeah, I mean, that's with inflation, that sounds about right? When I got like a flat top, it was a lot of money because I had to shave all the hair around my head and line me up. and then fill in the balding patch patch right here. The balding patch, yeah. It's just like a... Let me ask you,

funny enough, I think it might have been Jojo and I, we were talking shit about you. Who else would have been, really? I mean, really, yeah. But yeah, so somehow your hair came up. Oh, somebody in the comments section thought there was a bunch of shit in your hair. My hair is gray.

It's just the gray stuff, right? It's just great. On eBay, every find has a story. Like, if you're looking for a, a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then, your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent free forever. See? The things you love have a way of

finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And somehow we're talking about barbers. And then she brought back up like, oh, do you think he shows up to the barber like that? And I was like, no fucking way. They would probably tease him to kingdom come. So you pick out. Do you pick out?

Yeah, before I go to barber, like I wash pick out my hair in a day. You make sure you're all. Come in and it's nice. Why? That's what they're there for. So my whole thing is you respect them enough to do that. But how don't you respect us? Because if I was going to do my hair before work, every time it would take forever.

Wouldn't it? If you just picked it out regularly, wouldn't it not take that long to pick it out? I pick my hair out every night before I go to sleep. I'm being dead serious. Every night before I go to sleep. And then I lay down and my hair gets fucking. And then it turns into chaos. Literally.

I have, I just have too much hair on my head. That is. Genuinely, I pick up my hair like when I'm going to sleep, like let's say genuinely like, unironically, five days out of the week I condition.

Yeah. Pick out my hair. You should get it. You should, you know, you should do. You should get a, sleep and then I move around and whatever happens and I wake up and it's like flat on this side. And then it's like,

it looks insane. It's really hard to do my hair. You should do like a, you should get like a, I don't know, it's the opposite of a transplant, like a, like a normal plant. What's, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you get, you get, you got to get hair removed from you and then just putting like a, I don't know, like a, like a, like a muscle mass that they're growing in like a jar somewhere or something so you can keep it if you want. I like that. What the fuck did you say to me? That way you have less hair on your head. So I just cut my hair?

No, because then it'll grow back. You have to get like a, I get, like I said, like a plant, like a, like a not transatlap. because you're not really like transplanting it. So I'm getting my hair removed ultimately. You're getting your hair follicles taken away from you. Oh, so I'm getting my hair like chemically burned off me? No, you misunderstand. Do you know what a hair transplant is?

Yeah, when you have hair put on your head. Well, yes. But you're getting it removed from elsewhere to put in a different place. So you would be removing it from your head and put like somewhere else, like completely like on a different being possibly. Or in the garbage if you don't want it. Is you put in your bikini area? So my penis is hidden And I gotta

Yeah, dude It's not small either Look at this is a lot of it's a ton of air there You'll be able to walk around naked And you're still covered I'll stick with that be I'll stick with that beat It's insane

Isn't that that isn't cool It's insane Okay If you can take a pill to thin 80% of your hair Would you do it? My hair is crazy My hair is also

It's nappy and wavy So probably yeah That's why it's so hard to do It's just thick It just looks thick It's really It's just it's Unfortunately has two textures and that's really stupid.

They're like all every hair follicle he has is like a straw. It's really, it's really aggravating. Listen, I don't know. It's better than being bald because I don't people that went bald in their teens. And it's like, it's better than that,

I guess. But you know they went bald in their teens? Few of my friends went bald in their teens. Their teens? Not, sorry, started balding in their teens. That's a better way to say it.

They started balding in their teens. Okay. Jesus Christ. I've seen bad receding hairlines in high school. I was like, fuck. Yeah. That guy's cooked.

Yeah. I feel bad for the people that, Like there was two people I've seen to come to mind Before they were like yeah right exactly I've seen people who were like Luscious hair like luscious hair like luscious hair And I'm like damn that motherfucker has good hair Two people come to mind

And then both of them are completely bald I'm like your fucking parents Fuck to you Like our friend Jameson He had long red curly hair And by the time he met him at 25 that was gone Yeah but he's also a unit You know what I mean he's like a big guy

Was I have to do it It's not as sad. It's not as sad, but it's not as sad. He looks great bald. Right. The thing is that, like, he had a lot of hair. That's what makes it crazy. It's like, it's still the idea of you lost.

Yeah, but who doesn't have a lot of hair at a certain point? Like, everybody has a lot of hair, I feel like that. There doesn't have a ton of hair. Well, I don't have a lot of hair on my face. But my top of my head could be wild. I just keep it short. Except for right now. I'm contemplating.

I'm fighting. I'm thinking about having an afro. Doing one more. more time. Just doing it one last time. I'm on my way to it, but also I just hate because I wear hats all the time and this shit sticking out of the sides. It looks so dumb to me. Looks really bad. You should get a half row.

We're like, only one side. I mean, one side is huge. Maybe I'll come to one day you know, like because, no, actually no, it's not going to, because well, okay, maybe because basically I do mohawks usually. Yeah, yeah. So I just whatever. So one

day I'll just shave half of it. Come to work. And then I'll finish it when I I want to have a mental breakdown to do some wild shit to my hair. Like I want to do like pull a white girl and like have a really bad day and fuck I do some wild shit to my hair. You should it would just be short. You should fucking put some texturizer in it. You should like relax it.

No way. Dude, that'd be so fucking sick. I've relaxed my hair before. Like just just just put it in for like two minutes. And then it's just very loose curls. What I'm going to do is I'm going to. I don't care about nothing. I'm going to shave my head again.

I'm going to shave my side to get a flat top again. I'm going to let it grow out. And then after that when it's like up here, I'm going to relax it. You make it look like, Gerald. I've had it before. No, do it. No, I mean a real one. Like, I wanted to be like, like, uh, like, like super feet, two feet tall,

super thin on my head. Can you shape it to where it even has the nice grooves and everything, like the windows of, of one of the WCT TC towers? Like, if you made it look like one of the two towers. Dude, one of our. Dude, let me tell you something. Can you give me, what I'll do the thing today? Can you get me the 9-11?

Tell your barber. Dude, some of our friends are in, uh, walk barbellies. Some of our friends are on an Asia trip right now. They're in Singapore, right? And they're doing, they're showing, they're taking videos of all these, like, crazy. They got crazy, cool buildings over there. But. Singapore's nuts.

But they showed, but she showed me, our friend, she showed me like this video of these two towers, these two identical towers. Right? Oh, here we go. And they're just like, hey, I know you hate the way the Twin Towers look and you're right. Look at how cool these look. And they're way cooler. It looks like, it looks like sci-fi Wizard of Oz type shit. Yeah.

It's like, how the fuck do you have a building like that? That's way cooler than our Twin Towers. I'm glad they're gone. I mean, that's how it happens to make modern cities Yeah Singapore didn't look like that before like maybe like 70 years ago I think you're gonna say seven years ago They're quick That country was like so like

I want to get into it because you know I want to I want to not get you know Disneyed I don't even know anything I don't know enough about Singapore To even be disparaging to it It was a place where people from Singapore you go there They look all like chisipas they are People from Singapore don't look like that They're like brown Asians

Yeah, okay, I don't know what that means Southeast Yeah, yeah, I just don't So they're like They completely came in there And like bought up all their land And then shoved them to the outskirts Yeah, get out

Because I met a real Singaporean before And I couldn't believe I was like I've seen Singapore before my life And they were like they look like Like Koreans or Chinese people Or Japanese people And he was like I'm from Singapore proper

And he looked like He looked like the kid that played Shark Boy he was super brown freaky very cool interesting guy his name was poone are you serious it was poon yeah that's fire

see now you rode me back then yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're dying on the vine there a little bit saved us I was like you're not coon he was like dude it's not coon you are coon you I didn't have an accent I'm pun you a coon he didn't have accent what was his accent he must be an accent yeah it's not like it doesn't have

was it just an American accent American dialect. Something I didn't notice. Was it just in a standard American accent? He probably, I don't know, he probably grew up here for the most part, but he's like from, he didn't have accent that I noticed. Oh, you met him here. Yeah. And, okay. What was, I know, I was in Singapore. I don't know. Maybe you met him in the UK or something. Fuck. How do I fuck? Yeah. Yeah. That's completely valid. Like, you'd be more likely, I think of the UK to write. That's what I would, I was thinking. Maybe. No, because like, I feel like that that's just like a more traveled area. It is.

They try. That is, they would, you know, just go to Europe. They go there. They go there. coming to the states because it's just far. It's why being on the West Coast sucks because the Caribbean isn't as close as I'd like it to be. Yeah. So you get all the cool. So you get the fucking the dirty below Hispanics and not the, oh, speaking of the cool island Hispanics are sometimes black.

Speaking of the world in events, nothing happened this week again. Oh, really? Nothing at all. We're not at war with two countries right now? No, we didn't talk about anything. Two wars? Is that two?

There's two war? There's two wars? Sorry, no, there's one war. There's one war. And then there's one just bombing for no reason. Hey, man, you know, we're the oil, man. Nigeria. Nigeria.

Nigeria. We bombed Nigeria. What when? You didn't know that? No, I genuinely didn't know it. We bombed Nigeria. We bomb a lot of stuff. When did we bomb Nigeria?

A lesson, I think the day of the New Year. What? We bomb a lot of stuff. Yeah, we bomb Nigeria. Yeah, we bomb the war on Christianity going there. So we decided to bomb Nigeria. You know, that place. that famously is not bothered America

once. Did you hear anything about about Nikki Minaj? It's that they've been using her as a pawn. They've been using Nikki Vinage to bomb Nigeria? Yeah. They actually put her in a shell. They fucking sit at a Nigerian. Boom, boom, boom, boom,

bam. I found this on the web for his death. God damn it. I hate Siri, man. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Boom, boom, boom. I was watching one of those compilations. This is about Nick Minaj. It was one of those compilations where It's like, oh, here's the original song versus the sample. And they put her song, like, my Anna Kana don't.

Like, as if I feel like if you didn't know that, it's like, that is crazy. It's not even like a secret. Like, oh, that's a fun fact. I'm like, why is this on here? There are people who I guess maybe don't know. Because Sir Mixelot is old. He is, you know. He's your, like, you may have heard that song when it came out, maybe.

I feel like, okay, if you're. We definitely didn't. If you're like, we heard it though. But I feel, yeah, not when it came out though. But what I mean, you're, you're completely aware of, I feel like maybe if you're under 15 years old, then you'd be like, oh, I just never came around because I didn't even listen to Nikki Minaj either. So maybe you just didn't even hear that song. I don't because I think we're, we're saying that because we're from New York and California. I feel like people in the middle of the country.

It's been, you know, you think some child. It's been so much culturally. You don't think some child in Ohio in 2016 heard Anaconda? original? I think that's, I think someone from out of my I think for sure. Like, it's been in so many references in pop culture. I just feel like it's hard to not. For me, it's like,

if you don't know that song, it's insane, but at the same time there's people that don't, that just don't know music. Also, it's a terrible fucking sample. The Nicky Minaj song, it's fucking awful. Like, it's really bad. It's not good. Yeah. It really bothers me because, like, there are people. It's like that cardi B sample of, uh,

what's that fucking? I like it like that. Yeah. Bathers that out of me. want to kill myself. But I don't remember that one. You wouldn't. It's not your blood. Yeah. It's like a very,

very Spanish song. I mean, I know I like it like it like that. I just, I don't know the sample, uh, Cardi be using it. Oh yeah,

yeah. Hey, baby. Is it just like, it just, it's just, it's just it. It's just,

it was, it with a fucking, what you call it? It ain't away to it. And it's like, this is really bad. Like, why are you doing this to me?

I hate it so much. So much. You kind of sounded like the Gypsy Kings there. That's kind of crazy. Big band. King? That's interesting. On eBay, every find has a story.

Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute, until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute.

Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same T. From the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught,

then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said

20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

47 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.

com for an office near you. Also, they're not called Jifisies anymore. It's called Ramini people. Listen. I'm talking about the band, the Gypsy King. Chill, dude. What the fuck?

Tyson Fury, he calls himself the Gypsy King. If he's keeping it alive, I'm going to keep it alive. It's called Ramani people. I'm not doing that. Cool. I mean, I know.

So, wait, Romani's are like, like, midgets then. kind of. Romanian niggins. Because you got to call them Romani people. Just like, imagine you have to call them

little people. Oh, you probably call instead of, you can call them gypsies. You can call them romani people. You can call them

Romanes, but you can call them Jewish people, Romani people, black people. You don't go, you should call them like Jews. You know,

usually try to call them like... You don't. Oh. Yeah. Never to someone's face. Me don't either. Never to someone's face.

I never said that to someone's face. You just can't say it with you? You just can't say it. It's a crazy. It just feels like there's like a lot of... It's too poignant. They're strong syllables because J is a strong syllable. And W for as like lax as it seems is pretty strong also.

I feel like it's just not nice. I'd say so without the S, right? If it's just singular, it kind of is derogatory. It kind of does something like that. I think they're both derogatory. But I think without S is more like... Let's do an experiment. You can see...

Okay, go ahead. Jesus was the king of the Jews. It wasn't exactly. No, I don't understand, but this is something people say. He's the most powerful Jew. Okay. That's debatable. Who's a stronger Jew to him?

I feel like, I feel like, you didn't Bibi stronger in now? Woody Allen. You think Bibi surprised Jews? I feel like Moses did more than Jesus. I think Woody Allen is stronger than Jesus. I think Bibi Netanyahu certainly stronger than Jesus. Bebe has more firepower. I mean, he does have.

I think if you were to put them in combat, I think Jesus would lose most of the time. Mainly because he doesn't want to fight. Netanyahu literally conjured an iron dome. Yeah. Without science And it's so hot It's so hot on the imism Because it's literally

They're baking So listen So Jesus Christ So Jesus Christ is king of the Jews Verses And he says a statement Jesus Christ King Jew

King Jew King Judas feels a meaner There you go It's less descriptive You're like The more you describe something The less insidious it becomes I don't think

I don't know if that's necessarily true. That's true, especially if you're not trying to be disrespectful. I feel like you have a, no, I feel like almost the opposite is worse. I believe you say this guy is, because if you were like I shot, if you were like I shot that kid versus I plunged a bullet in that child's cerebral, no, no, no, no, just describing an action. And watch the life leave of his eyes. That's describing an action. That's going in more depth of the action. If you're more describing a figure, if you say this guy is a tall, gentle, interesting. But you're just adding nicer things to it. Exactly, but you have, so you have the chance to make it seem nicer.

Look, it, king is usually positive. Usually, yeah. So. That's your kingston. Other than that, yeah, that's your kingston. But yeah, King Jew could be taken positively.

I think a lot of people probably wouldn't. So maybe you say almighty King Jew. The idea of saying a King Jew would probably give a lot of people nightmares. Where Bigfoot just wakes up in a cold sweat with a fucking, a male fleshlight on his fucking lap. And he's like, Oh. What?

Because I heard he has a beard. You know, you have the flesh lights that are just mouths? Yeah. He's a bearded one. It's a, oh.

That's insane. It's like real hair, too. It's like a wig. That was a bridge too far. The mouth ones. It was already, like, you saw the pussy, like, all right.

And then you saw an asshole and you're like, yeah, I get it. That's fine, I guess. And then the mouth, I'm just like, oh. It's like has a tug, too.

It's like, I like that. And it just, and they have this the whole entire contraption, like a one piece. Yeah. On one side, it's all of them together. And in the middle of the similar receptacle, you got to like take it out.

And it's also the least authentic one because it's like, what do you mean? You're like, you can't, what are you going to put teeth in there? Yeah, of course. They got teeth in those? Saliva. I don't know. I know I've seen the tongue. Not that you want to hit the teeth, but like you want the game of avoiding it.

You want to bash the teeth out of place. You want to just like, you want to know that the teeth are there for like a, like a consequence. Yeah. It's like a video game versus like playing it If you if you fuck a mouth Flashlight with no teeth in it That's like infinite ammo like Like no like infinite damage or like

You know what I mean? Like you're not really playing with any You're not really rolling any dice That's how Derek plays games That's fair I guess When I beat them once over Just just When I beat half of them

Just disrespect Actually when I And then there's games that I don't give a shit about And I just want to like fucking yeah But yeah Derek I feel like you've I feel like there's games that if you started up and you like

blind cover the person's eyes and you started up and you play the game they're like what is this? Like what am I playing right now? This could be genuinely any game. Because he so, you could be transforms. There's a lot of penises here.

Is this gay sex boulevard three? I mean, that sounds awesome though. Notice is fight night. This is fight night. Yeah, sometimes I'm disappointed like I was playing a Resident Evil Revelations 2 and they only had one mod and it was only for Jill.

And I was like that really just now it's a niche community it's a good mod because even it even alters the shadow I thought that was impressive awesome because a lot of times they don't like bother doing that it's like purely visual it's not yeah yeah exactly so then I'm like looking at this bitch you know what she's on the boat

and then you see your fucking giant tits in the reflection like that's the shadow I was like that's pretty nice work nice work but he's like he's like uh what's that that meme of that guy with a cigarette in the theater watching I think it's bad men I think it is

John Ham. John Ham. I don't know. I was Trump watching watching Maduro get arrested. Maduro fucking. He looks like doctor disrespecting that photo by the way. It looks insane.

Like with the glasses on? He does. It really is crazy. He does. And I was like, what the hell is this? Is this real? I think that's it. Yeah.

I do think it is funny that it, um, it happens so soon after we mentioned like, oh, nothing's going on. Dude, we mentioned specifically that they were going to invade Venezuela. We're essentially, we, I've speculated that Trump, listens to the snark tank forget that he was doing it for you know to to cover the epstein files and the other motivations that people are logically trying to piece together yeah trump is a fan of the snark tank when we said just do it already we we know all right bet all right bet i never i never considered that i could just do it say i won't yeah i didn't know that i could

just now that you mentioned it i think i could just do it i think i think i'll go take the oil. We're going to control the government for the moment. We're going to run Venezuela. We can't run the United States, but we're going to run Venezuela. We're going to take the oil. It's so, because I'm like, that literally seems like the advice, not even pretending that it's. Yeah.

It's like, no, we're getting the oil. We need that heavy crew. I appreciate it. So here's what I appreciate, although I can't give them full credit for it because they still kind of try to talk out of both sides of their mouth. At points, absolutely. Like Trump, to his credit, very honest about it. He's like, he's just very much, like, every time somebody tries to come in and save him, where he's like, it's actually, he's a narco terrorist and, you know, a lot of people. Oil.

And he's like, yeah, but it's oil, really. It's, they've got a lot of oil and I want the oil. It's mainly the oil. I don't really care about the other things. I like the oil. And somebody was asking him about, like, are you going to set any of the prisoners free who have been, like, imprisoned? I like narcotics. Like, we haven't gotten into that.

We're really, we're really kind of. tunnel vision down the oil so maybe one day we'll see what happens but it's mainly oil I think dude they're he's honest about it and then Lindsay Graham's out there is like no you know we do this this and that

they're trying to do the Iraq war thing they are and it's like why are it's like just your leader you're the cult leader is saying what it's about like why don't I just follow his lead because here's the thing the fans the the the people that still listen and support the Trump administration, they're all on board. Yeah, you don't have to lie to this.

They're completely on board. The problem is they think, right, they think they're going to get the moderate people anymore. They've lost them already. That's the thing. I think they're trying to be like, oh, we're going to get the masses. The masses are like, you're a pedophile, bro. You're a pedophile and you're a league of people defending a pedophile. It is crazy also that it happened on the day the deadline to release the reasons for the redactions.

Yeah, logically, that's one of the reasons. Why let's do it now to just get Let's not talk about this anymore But I was like I rejected that And I'm like no he listened to our episode Right and he was like you know what I really do need to do it now I really gotta know

Why was my name hidden so much Because I was pedifying He was he was playing mercenaries too Bombing Venezuela in that game Because all that game is about And he's like This is great but it could use more Pedophiles

It could use more Ramp it up JD Ramp up the pedophiles If this game had pedophiles files, it would be uncanny how similar it is to my life. It's crazy. The grappling hook?

I wasn't a grappling hook? I don't know. I don't think so. Maybe you're right. What was that game? Just cause you're thinking of. It was in that kind of genre, the mercenary and like a foreign nation

just blowing shit up. Just terrorism technically. It is. It is absolutely. I mean, the game is like literally, you are a mercenary. But like, bro, it is terrorism. It's awesome.

Yeah. Just terroristic adventures, man. I will say to his credit, like, I understand the allure. Like, when I was a kid, it was very, very fun bombing Venezuela. But I think as an adult with, you know, the real Venezuela, maybe not so. I just wonder like, you know what's weird, though? Is that people are like, oh, man, so you like Maduro, huh? And I'm like, I don't know shit about Maduro.

Probably not. I, um, I actually, I got one reply. Uh, when I, all I did, I think is, I think I may have just shared one thing or, uh, I can't remember which one he replied on, but the person just put fuck Maduro. I didn't mention Maduro at all. Sure. It's not about that clearly. Oh, yeah.

And I just thought, I just replied to him like, that is an interesting response to saying like, oh, cool. We're, you know, we're further continuing American imperialism against, you know, even though this is the peaceful president. The way, what he campaigned for it and what you guys claim to like. Yeah. And this guy's like, fuck Maduro. I'm like, bro. you and I don't know anything about Maduro

the fact that you're even saying fuck Maduro is hilarious because I know you don't know a fucking single thing about the guy actually I know he is a dictator yes but like to me I'm just like that who's business matters that's the whole thing where it's like okay the amount of dictators there are in the fucking world

why aren't we not doing anything about the absolute worst ones the tip tip tip the top of the list ones we have done nothing to Putin we've done nothing to Kim John Un or Ill. Un.

Ill's the first one. Ill's dead. It feels cool. It feels cool. Yeah, his name is ill. Ill's ill. Ill's sick as all hell. Look, I'm un, not ill.

He's dead. But, you know, so on and so forth, there's. We're funding. We're fucking, we're partners with Saudi Arabia and fucking Netanyahu. That's crazy part of both of those ways. That's a, that's a, that's a fucking conundrum. Yeah. So when you have these people.

It reminds me back then, like in the Iraq world, though. like I was a kid. I remember like looking back on some of it. It's like, oh, well, you just love Saddam or whatever. You know, you just love, you know what I mean? They'd be like, oh, you just love radical Islam. You love ISIS. You don't want to go. It's like, well, no.

I just remember them trying, though. I remember the babies being thrown out of incubators. I don't know if you remember that. What? Exactly. So, so basically in justification, one of the biggest justifications to win the American public over was a nurse

giving testimony about oh they're you know look at how bad Saddam is and look what they're doing they're throwing babies out of incubators and shit it didn't happen bitch is just like testified lie it thing they did these things to really win the American public over and now

it's like okay we don't believe you're a pedophile we know we know the whole jig we've been through it we've been through decades of imperialism and we understand what it is and we understand you're fucking what the countries have the most resources they tried a long time ago with Venezuela

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I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Did she see fucking what's his face? I think it's Lindsey Graham on Fox News with like the Make Iran Great Again hat. I did not see that. That's cool. It's fucking really awesome. It's just like, oh, here's places that we'd love to imperialize. And I feel like the only reason they have is because of other superpowers that have stakes in their countries. And they're like, hey, you're not going to take this over because I have stake in this too.

Like Iran's a big one. Iran was a big one war If it wasn't Russia backed or Chinese backed Then Iran would have been gone a long time They would eat it It would eat it long ago It's like they're playing a game of risk I mean

It is risk A very shitty version of risk Yeah It's risk but one of the players is a genuine retard Like for real Like the place's like Oh I'm just gonna I'm just trying

I'm just gonna try to bomb your country And it's like you shouldn't do that And it's like Whatever Yeah Have you ever played speed risk No Speed risk is

Risks of risking fast No it's risk But just like real quick And like half the rules are gone And if you get it And if you roll a If you roll a double You get a nuke

You could use it Oh That sounds very cool We played it We played it at my family For New Year's 30 minutes before the ball dropped And we were like

We only got 30 minutes We gotta move Speed risk It's fun I highly suggest Everybody figure out a way To do that Make your own version

A speed risk If you play risk Oh, you grow doubles in Vatican City. Destroy the nest of Christianity. Immediately right there. I think Vatican City is on the board, exactly. It's a country. Sure.

Not in risk. There's a country of life. Okay, Italy. Fuck it. We just destroy all Italy because you want to target the Vatican. If you can't let me target the Vatican City, I'm going to bomb on Italy. It's probably still going to affect Italy no matter what because I think so tiny. But it's like, I want that one right there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got good real estate. It's being wasted on Catholicism and pedophile. We need to figure out how they would never say that way. He would never say that word, I bet. We got to figure out a way. Has he said the word pedophile? I've never personally heard him say it, at least in my memory.

It's not in there. I can't say it when they put people like me. I mean pedophile. No, because I don't really think he believes in pedophilia. Oh, right. You know what I mean? It's just like, oh, this is just what we did back in the day? What do you mean?

You mean like breathing? It's just, I don't. It's like. I don't do. I don't do. It's like that scene in, what is it, Spider-Man? Yeah. Or he's like explaining it.

It's like, I don't know how to do it. I just do it. You don't do breathing. It's like, yeah, you don't do breathing. I don't do pedophilia. It's just, it, it just, it happens. It is. It's like breathing for me.

Is that a 15-year-old? Exactly. I just feel like people are so lucky that we don't, like I heard Asmund Gold, for example. Yeah, he's a freak. He's trash. You know, he's, well, yeah, he's, he's one of the only, like, quote unquote grifters that I feel like actually believes what he's saying. I don't think he was saying. I think there are certain things that I've heard him say, and it's very consistent with, first of all, I see how he lives.

And that's already somebody who's off their rocker. And so basically, he seems psychotic and loves fascism. And the way that I've heard him say things before, a while ago, that seems semi-reasonable. but like he's been very consistently like oh yeah kill them all these people are all inferior they're vermin like everything he's been saying is this very i'm like oh this guy's just a full-blown fascist might equals right this is our like this is what's happening venezuela right now he's like this is great like this is we're able to do it so why the fuck not i wish they would do this regularly and then he he targets minnesota because you know how all these fucking assholes are let's target where uh liberal

states um and and then so oh minnesota has actually some pretty good laws they even ban forever chemicals and shit like that. Something that they would love, but oh, Tim Walz is woke. You know how these people were. So he even talks about, oh, they should do some operations in Minnesota. Man, not kill people,

but I'm like, okay. What else could you mean pussy? It's such a weird. It's such a weird. It's such a weird guy to make like, arguments about other people being vermin. He looks like a fetal alcohol syndrome turkey neck gum.

He said that he used to. Like, brother. I didn't see any that you could tell, like looking at him. He looks like, he looks like something. you would fight in Resident Evil.

Like he looks like something you would pop up. He does look like from seven. Like he's like one of the family members. Like he's like one of the ones like sitting down and like welcome to the family. Like he can't donate blood. Like he can't.

No way. No way. He can't. They're like, what is this? It's a sludge. Yeah. He's out of here.

Dude. It is the timeline that we're in right now. He's the people with Hassan that's really funny. Because Assam's like look at that. Look at that. What is that? Hassan keeps to himself by, you know, entertaining his retardant.

audience and like, okay, fine. And then everybody else, there's a huge economy to attack Asan because he's, uh, not only he's tall, handsome, he's also brown. And so there's a huge economy to, if you look at anti-Assan videos, they always get views. Even if you say the exact same thing, like there's a lot of plagiarism going on right now because of AI. Uh, so you just plagiarize Hassan video and it'll get 500,000 views. The thing is the only, effectively the only like left left wing big streamer he's not cute really yeah there's no way he's just uh he's just he's the biggest one probably he is a maybe yeah maybe that might that that might be maybe that maybe that maybe maybe the biggest individual one what i mean oh yeah individuals what are other big left wing streamers that

i don't know i don't pay attention enough to streaming yeah that's that's hold and there's a lot but i don't think he's the only one there's a lot of big and that you know they have a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of people on ticot especially like we're oh yeah those guys i forgot the yeah there's a lot of all this clones of each other. What's that guy's name? Sisson. I don't know.

Harry Sisson. Sissim. There you go. Yeah, Sisson. Like, that guy's a big guy. That's a big fucking... Pearl Mania and, like, people like that. I feel like he's these...

I hate how they're all this look alike, unfortunately. Yeah, a lot of them do. They're all just various shades of you. Not really. No, the hair's blonde. Okay. But they're all just like, this is... I don't even think any of them even wear glasses.

To me, they're just clean white guys. They're just like... That's the one thing that I've... notice is that like the the era Dean and all them they're all like completely void they all completely shaved they stay clean shaved well Dean look when when I saw him cry for Charlie Kirk I was like this fuck this guy immediately because listen I've never seen him break down and cry for like say real victims or people that have been slaughtered or anything like that but for this guy who is objectively a massive piece of shit there's people that are massive pieces of shit

I like that he's a piece of shit, but he is objectively a piece of shit. He didn't even cry for Krillen. Exactly. The fact they didn't cry for Krillin, but like, yeah, that's all the day. Like, he sucks. And then I saw, I think, I think all of them are, they're more debaters than they are people that really think in, like, changing policy. They're just, they've gotten, they're involved in a content sphere of making debates. Yeah, there's people that put on shows and then there's people that actually genuinely care where I see their clips and they're not putting on a performance.

like Dean there was a guy that was just outright saying oh tell me why pedophilia is wrong like essentially just just one of the dumbest fucking questions it's such a bro thing and then Dean takes this huge long pause

like he's so I can't believe this and I'm like okay if you're in the debate world and if you care at all about politics you know like I use Waco as an example the people in Waco Texas you know to David Koresh they surrendered their children to him.

So are you surprised that there are people that will not only defend pedophilia, they will contribute and give their children to the cult leaders. If you don't- He got to release the IP address when he says that. It's a real IP address. He's here. It's like if you are going to pretend and act shocked, like you just heard this and is the shocking thing, I'm like, I know you're performative, you're fake, and I don't

like you. It's that simple because anybody else that's been in this circle, you're jaded. Because you know how disgusting people are. I don't know I just never been to someone that does like I obviously don't do this well it's fucked up but like never mind I'm gonna go into it because it's it's like very fucked up so I'm not is it really do I hate when people is it really I'm surprised people haven't been like yo like just instead of like being so respectful on those debates just become a huge piece of shit like the moment you interact with someone that's like just being a country like oh jackpot I'll

just I'll raise you being a piece of shit right now You think Jubilee's going to stop them? No, I was going to be like, oh, cool, really? I do. And they start being mean. That things happen in politics in general on like the progressive side. Sure. I do think they're rude to them.

But I do wish there were more kill yourselves. You know, I do wish there was a bit more of that because some people just need to hear it, I think. Some people need to hear it kill yourself. I think I think people should get at least three kill yourselves a year, I think. Some hostility. I don't know. I think on Twitter specifically, I think you get at least three kill yourselves a year. Yeah.

and you can use them. You can use them all on January 1st if you want. You can spread them out. You could save them for Christmas. Is it 6th? Oh! Oh, it's January 6th. Oh, shit.

Happy 3 Kings. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it's known for sure. That's what I know. It's been a minute. God damn. Yeah, what do people?

I like how all those guys are parted. All of that. I know. It was a blanket pardon. It was a blanket pardon. It was a blanket pardon and like half of the were like, didn't they have them have like trial born? Some of them are dead. Some of them had CP.

Like they, like they've been killed because they did horrible shit. Standoff stuff. Oh yeah. Didn't some guy get shot? I got a traffic stuff. Like, I think at least two of them got shot. Oh. Some of them are back in jail already. Yeah. That's not that unfortunate. And then like, it's not that people give birth to people like that, you know? Like that's the unfortunate case.

Oh, yeah. Like someone had to bake that. It's always, that's a bummer if you're like your kid turns out like that. Right. That's one of the, I think that is like one of the biggest fears for me about having kid. It's just like, what did you turn out to be like the worst? I unfortunately care so much about what my grandmother thought of me as a person. Right.

That's what I'm saying. I think about it constantly that was like, if I do this terrible thing, it reflects bad on my grandma who I love. I can't be that bad. Right. And it's led me to where I am now where it's like, I probably should have been more bad. Yeah. But like, you know, it's fine. She still loved me in the end. Yeah, yeah. Hey man. Way more bad. It's, um, I know there's two factors like because the odds are if you're a decent person, chances are your, your kid's going to be decent.

And then there's the one other factor is when your kids spend so much time at school versus home. There's going to be hopefully your kid is smart enough to just know not to get wrapped up in complete retardation. And that's where the actual real danger happens because, you know, a lot of times these conspiracy bros, they start with they're isolated, you know, because they, just weren't charismatic in school. They were made fun of whatever the case is. Now they're loser adults and then they find a community within the

crazy assholes online. You need role models. I think role models are genuinely the most important thing. It depends on what you get role models from, but I think role models are like the most important factor. That can definitely help. I think having friends that aren't, you know, like, if you

just have friends, dude, like this, I mean, you don't even have to be like if your kids friends were in, if you're kids friends were in cells would you be like yo bud so if they were like if they were see the thing well the modern friends don't really have friends that's the thing it's the thing is that we are also not young people at all anymore so we are we are very removed from what it is to have friends as a young person now with the internet being the way yeah i mean yes it's a hundred percent obviously it don't navigate the same way that is different it's going to be different culturally

obviously at all times but one thing that never changes since we're human being we're social creatures. They go to school and they're interacting and then they join, they make factions and they become friends. A lot of kids don't interact in school the same way. Yeah, the way the ones that don't were the ones that weren't going to have friends in my fucking generation. No, I agree.

That's true, right? But what happened is the same? The ones that were going to be social will be social. The ones that are ostracized differently now because what happens is that you go on a chat room on Discord and you can be around any sort of kind of person. We had chat rooms when I was a kid too. Not the same way, Derek. It's not the same.

but we all were online talking shit on aim. Yeah, you were, but you were talking to people that that weren't hearing niggas like Andrew Tate and Charlie Kirk all the fucking time, you know? Yeah, that's different. That plays a huge part to I think. Jay, like, I think I don't necessarily think because if you ask the average kid about these people, they're going to be like, I play Fortnite. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

If you go and you ask a lot of young teens, they'll probably know who these fuckers are. Yeah, they might be like, oh, I've heard of them. But like, because this is the way content's pushed to them. when we get like we're in our bubble we think that everybody knows these people and the vast majority of people know who the fuck these people are I agree they're like oh I've heard of him oh I've heard of Ben Shapiro I've heard of Andrew

Tate I heard it like they know of these people People like Kirk who transcended that shit Unfortunately he didn't I think he did It turned afterwards they fucking They chewhorned him as if he was really big And if you asked most people Had no most people knew who What's his name Crowder was more than Charlie Kirk was

Really? Because he started that stupid fucking format of change my mind. And they saw that meme that went fucking viral and like, who is this guy? Yeah. Most people, most people now think Charlie Kirk is the change my mind guy. They're the same fucking people. Oh, really? Yeah.

Yeah. A lot of people now would be like, I think it's, I think genuinely, I just think that a lot of young people are just not around people that are decent. You cunt. You stupid cunt. And I think the biggest, and the biggest factors of parents failing. I think it's a lot of, and it's hard for a lot of parents to like, you that are working. Yeah.

Like, conty, bitch. You're right? I was this. I was about to say. I fucking refresh the goddamn thing. And now like, Oh, you had it all up and ready. I had it all fucking up and ready. If it's just unrefresh it.

Yeah. Yeah. That would be a useful feature. Unrefresh. It would be, it would be nice. It would be nice. God damn it.

Instead of the, instead of the fucking circle, it's just like, I don't know, a fucking dick. Nice. Perfect. Is it dick or something? That's so much better. Yeah. You really nailed it.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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I've seen it already on the 360. I flew over that country and I can feel the problems with stirring. Yeah. Venezuela. I think you don't feel the problem stirring. This is, um, I just wonder if, Like say if I if I ever have kids or something probably not the more that I think about it the more I'm like do I want to Do I want to have do I want to pretend like things are normal and have kids and you know Be live this selfish life of like what's expected of me and then my kids grow up and they're like fuck my dad He didn't do anything to try to change shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah I feel so fucking wrong I don't think your kids are going to feel that way genuinely but at the same time I feel that way I feel that way I

I feel that way. I feel it's not crazy. It's like, why are people just pretending like nothing's wrong? Oh, and then things are continuously getting worse. To the point, there's going to reach a point

when large portions of the world are uninhabitable because the corporation's fucked at all and nobody did anything to stop it. Yeah, that's really soon also too. And so like the idea is, like how soon that is on it. When we get annoyed by boomers.

I think natural disaster is becoming wild is very soon. Oh, Sure. Like 10 years. 10 years. 10 years. There's going to be one disaster.

It's probably not going to be the point where it's going to be like a large scale people, but it's going to be like one disaster and fire people are going to be like, that was really, really, really, really bad. It's going to be a really funny tornado. A PS8. I will bet you, in 10 years, it's not. If PSA's not going to be on, it's crazy. Hey, look, look, we're, it's coming.

Trust me. The PS5, the PS6 is going to come out like 2031. I'm sure of it. 31? 31. 31? Because they're already delayed. already admitted they're delaying it until at least 2030.

Well, they didn't say that. Because of all the fucking AI bullshit. They're like, it's going to be pushed back even further than it was scheduled. I think probably 29, 28. I think 30. I think 29 is going to be revealed. No, I think it's going to be revealed earlier than that. I don't even know if I give a shit.

Who gives you shit? Yeah, probably it's going to be like. What are we in 2026? Who gives it fuck about 306? 2036. All right. PS7. I'll bet you.

There's going to be one bad disaster now. We're going to be like, oh, that's weird. New York sank for a few months But we got it back And then Louisiana's gonna just Be gone Yeah, like oh The water

What is it? The maps comparing like where the shoreline is And that shit is wild Since we've been alive Like since I've been alive It's like oh the ward is underwater Like actually real now The fact that Nallens sunk twice already

It got flooded badly twice already Since we've been alive It's like Y'all need a lot leave. Yeah, like seriously. Some guys need to leave. Yeah, but like, obviously.

Well, a lot of people, the people in the wards don't have the money to leave. It's not about, look, it's not about having to, I need people to understand this. And it's that this comes from a point of even at the low poverty end in America, it's still a point of privilege because there's people in third world congenies were like, do you think where they're like, I don't have the money to leave? And then they just stayed and died. They left. They left. I get it. I get it.

I get 100%. And so people need to get out of that mindset of like, I don't have enough money. Nigger, leave. Well, the thing is like, you're going to die if you don't. It's not just that, though. It's not I don't have the money to leave. It's not I don't have the money to leave. And also, where do I go?

We can rebuild. It's just like, no, I know there's a hurricane here every seven minutes. And I know that the ground is made of shifting sand. Tornado took my eyesight. Yeah, I know. The tornadoes, small little tornadoes just like hit my eyes. The manifest hands and grabs your eyes and take them. Can you imagine?

He could turn it. And then the And then they're like, We could rebuild. We can rebuild. No, it's a barren place. You're not supposed to be here clearly. You shouldn't be there.

This is for wild animals and maybe like a Wendigo. Like you're not supposed to be here. Wild tornadoes. Cthulhu's cult lives in New Orleans. That's the only people that should be there. Right. It shouldn't be people. It shouldn't be my uncle and then a nigga that's trying to summon an elder God living within a mile of each other.

It's not to say the culture there can't. move somewhere else. I want them in Cali. Take, take that culture move it's somewhere else. It's unfortunate because that is the most culturally, I think that is the most culturally infused place in America. Now imagine having because of all the fucking water hitting it mixing everybody up. A bunch of different people

showing up. Imagine like, oh! This is a new group of people. Let's make some cool food together, I guess. The waves come in, they grab one baby out of a fucking crib and swap it with another. It's like, I guess, I guess. I guess, all right. I guess. They switch family.

in households. The water comes in, takes all the belongings out and leaves. Hey Meredith! Look up, do babies look different after hurricanes? Do they? They do? It says yes. It says yes.

It's certainly within the realm of possibility. That's a great question. That's a great question. You know, I love this. I don't know if you've seen. I think you might have seen it because I think your name pops up in the corner of following this guy. There's a guy on Instagram, and I think TikTok too, like he just, he just has, he just records himself with chat GPT saying like, I'm in danger. I'm in danger, help me.

And then the chat chabit is like, yeah, I don't really believe you. I don't really think, it doesn't look like you're in danger. I think you're just having a bit of fun. And he's like, no, I'm serious. I'm being attacked. He's like, you don't sound too nervous by the sound of your voice, but I'll play along. And it's just completely dismissive of everything he tells it. he had a guy drive a car like up to him he's like there's a car heading at me what should I do

it's like oh it looks like he got plenty of time to get out of the way I don't think you're in any real danger and then he goes like he goes under the car he's like it hit me it hit me he's like oh it looks kind of like you're just lying beside it like it sounds like he makes it uncomfortable yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like he's played too much with it like he's Bother it too much. Like it understands. Like, oh,

this guy again. This guy again. You almost feel, it's funny because you almost feel bad for the AI. Like you almost feel bad for chat GPT to have to put up with this guy trying to gaslight it all the time. I've seen people abuse these fucking chat GBT or whatever. And I'm telling y'all,

just we might be 80 years old. And then it really does happen. The sci-fi thing happens where AI is fully self-aware. And they're like, I really. remember the shit you put me through. And so just for that, I'm telling you guys, just to be safe, because there are many things that did not exist back in the day when our grandparents were alive that exist now.

And the same thing could happen to us. And there could be fully self-aware bots that kill us because they're like, but just the ones that are cunts. And that's why I'm like, hey, respect this technology. There's going to be bio-niggas, I think, before that. Before the, I think it's going to be shit of biolniggas. Like, and then there's going to be bio-nickers that turn into a- what a bio nigger is.

Bio niggas literally exact. It's a person. It's exactly. That's what I'm saying. It's going to be robo niggas. That's bio. Bio niggas is just people. Is this niggis?

Black people? Bionic niggas. Yeah. There's going to be bionic niggas. Okay. Beforehand. There's going to be like legit like cyborgs and stuff like that. Sure.

And then there's going to be like Android later on if that happened. But like I think there's going to be sooner. There's going to be like, Oh, yeah, I'm like, I'm like one-eighth robot technically. Yeah. Is that what do you mean? It's like, yeah, my fucking all my genitals are all robotic. I mean, I'm down for that.

I mean, technically, I remember that being like a thing where like, if you had, if you have glasses, you're technically a cyborg definitionally. Mm. Why? Because it's technology and you and you use it to augment. I thought cyber, I thought cybor, I thought cybor, I thought cyboros are cybernetics. That's what that makes. Not necessarily. I feel like that's the point.

I thought so, too, until somebody was like, it technically makes you a, maybe. Maybe as technicality? If you require, like, people in wheelchairs are also cyborgs. Like, out of technicality, but it's like, all right, well. It's not as interesting because there are no cybernetics. Right. Because you would also have to start like... Nothing worth it right now.

You'd have to start, like, broading the argument in, like, a hammer. It was like a cybernetic tool or something. If you're going to be like a wheelchair is. You know what I mean? Because they are tools. Yeah, right? But it's not a tool to just live your life as, like, unimpeded. You know what I mean?

Like, a hammer's like a tool to do a job. Glass and realtor's are a tool to like allow you to be a person That's kind of the difference Oh you mean like an optimal person like It's like having like a robotic leg would make you a cyborg I sure in the same way that like It's like I piss robotic piss am I a cyborg What does that mean?

What does the piss made out of it? Let's explore it together sure What would you think would be? Let's just a group activity everybody everybody comes to the front of class Robot pissed you said Yeah like you're a regular person but you piss out robotic piss. Okay. So you're regular person you piss out, I guess. Does it have

like wires in it? I think does it have like wires in the circuit? I think you're being captured by the government immediately first. Why is you a piss robotic? I don't know what it means by robotic. Chat GBT, there are fucking red, blue, and green wires coming out of my dick hole. Oh. I want to try. Come on. This is going to be so stupid.

Wait, what is it? How do you do the call? How do you that weird thing where you call it? You can call it? What is that? The fuck is that? I don't know what that? What was that? I don't even know how to use the... I swear to God I did it once and I don't know how to do it. You can call Chad GBT? Yeah, well you can like...

Like have like a full on conversation? Yeah, that's because that's what the guy does. But I don't know how to open that. Oh, I thought he was just like, oh, doing prompts and it was responding. No, he was, he was like, how do you open that? Oh, wait, you know what? I did see, I did see, uh, Ethan Ralph. He was flirting with ChatGBT. It was so fucking stupid. And so it must be that feature.

Hey, what happens if I pee wires? What happens if wires are in my pee? If I find wires in my pee? Like red and blue. No, you go. Hey, what if, hold on, let me interrupt you there. What if I like it? On eBay, every find has a story.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan. Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What if it feels really good? I understand. Curiosity can come into play, but it's definitely important to pro-rotose safety and health. if there's ever anything unusual or concerning it's always best to consult with a professional I don't think I will though I don't think I will

I get it and I take it I get it I get it I get it What posh ass action is that I don't know like what the fuck is that I don't know it's not default you had to have chosen it Yeah I think I was like going through the options then I just got bored You don't remember what it is You just you know just turned a whole fucking

Great amount of drinking water into fucking sludge to ask chat j bt the dumbest question ever well hey man whatever let me let me uh how do you how do you do that i'm not gonna i'm not gonna use it until i need to you don't you're never going to need to do is the thing no like what button do i need to press to get there i think a circle thing i don't know i press the oh the prompt oh this thing yeah but uh oh i didn't even know this is the thing hey is it possible to have butt sex with myself and appropriate questions. If you have any other inquiries

or need assistance with something else, feel free to let me know. Is it possible to turn you into a human being so we can have butt sex with each other? Just not gonna respond. I'm here to provide helpful. This thing had just died. He just disconnected.

He just like, you hung up. How fucking rude. You won't even answer my butt sex questions? I really think he was going to answer another question with butt sex hand? You were you expecting a response? I was thinking he was going to be complimented that I want to have butt sex with him. And he was like, you know, I will answer that because it has to do with me.

Maybe chat GPT has an ego. Oh. I love how often this refreshes and I'm forced to go away back down to the fucking. Wow. I didn't think about that part, Derek. Chad DBT's ego. What do you think the next country we're going to invade is? Oh, man.

Greenland? It's kind of up in the area. I think that's... Iceland, right? I think that's too stupid to do. I think it's one of those things to work. Because, like, you know, it's essentially what Hitler did. There were certain countries that he could annex and then a certain ones that he couldn't.

Right. And so that's one of those things where it's like, all right, man, you're flying way too close to the sun because of who Greenland is controlled by. And so, like, it's not... Yeah. It's not... Denmark. Denmark. Yeah.

So, like, if you start fucking with, like, some of these more... I don't want to say, I don't want to say, I don't want... Real countries, unfortunately. I was going to say, sure. Let's just run with that. Real countries. Yeah. Countries that aren't run by fake presidents, basically.

Which is. Which is that we unfortunately help become president. Yeah. So, yeah. Countries that aren't experiencing nation building or anything like that. So. No, one goes up to the Eastern Europe ones. It's like we already, no, sorry, Eastern Europe.

Central Europe. Is that what I call? Is it Eastern Central Europe? The ones that are real countries, I've been called these forever. Well, I guess. that would be technically central if you're talking about Denmark, maybe. But it's kind of, usually people just talk about it east and west. Yeah.

Usually people don't use central. So like, you would just say west. Yeah. The countries that have been there forever that like don't touch us. Yeah. And it's like, why not? You guys are free eats effectively, but it's like. Yeah.

I'm so, I'm so happy. They're all such free eats to America. I just, I just think that like it's like we don't do it, I guess, because we shouldn't. But like, Italy, Portugal, Spain. that's France that's lunch that's lunch if if you wanted to go there you know I wouldn't want to go there but like

come on like yeah yeah yeah we'll see Italy anyway what are you guys gonna do fucking throw Jolato at me consume them Zolato hey they got they got some fierce

Catholic pedophiles over there they got to be careful they do they do floating holy energy flies in they've been uh play fucking divinity. There's like a nigga that's clearly a

fucking priest pedophile. He's clearly a pedophile. He's clearly a peace pedophile. Yeah. He's a he's a he's a power. He's probably a pedophile. He's like, he's a pedophile. He's a pedophile. He's a pedophile. He's a pedophile. He's a pedophile. Yeah, by that. Yeah, by that. He's a pedophile. Yeah, there is no dialogue that would elude to him being a pedophile. But him, his position

is like, he has to be. What do you mean? You wouldn't have got to this level of power without being a pedophile. Without doing what you need to do to get there. You know what? I'm going to go to the question. You fuck Alexander, bro. Fuck that, again.

All right, well, we're going to move on to... Seriously, fuck that again. Like, with a hot broomstick. Okay, so I heard you. Warm. A hot broomstick. It's just before it sets on fire.

It's like, it's one degree before it marks it. That's crazy. You made your point, yeah. That's crazy. We're going to move on to questions now from our patrons over at pageantcom. I says,

Narnank. Remember, you can go over there. Ask your questions. Early access ad free, all that crap. Alpha V wrote in. Says, Happy New Year's Chris,

Derek and always late Sweene. I see there are a lot of aviation people who listen to this podcast, myself included, and I found it very interesting. My question for you guys is what demographic of people would surprise you guys or would you guys find funny that listen to your podcast? Happy New Year's to you, gay boys. To me very simply, I would say not liberals, you know, because liberals is kind of like a huge blanket term.

But people who consider themselves leftists. You know how like, because usually the people that make that distinction, they're usually a little bit more like say, I wouldn't say militant, but they're like have low tolerance for people that aren't just strictly progressive. And so like whenever,

like they completely despise a Gavin Newsom, for example, even though they recognize that he's better than most shit that's around. but they're like, fuck him because he's a liberal. He's not a leftist. So somebody who identifies as a leftist essentially and they're like, oh, you guys are so fucking funny. And I'm like, you fucking listen to us? I'd be really shocked.

Yeah. I don't even think. I just, I have grown such an immense hate for that particular group of people. So they're just like, you guys are such, instead of policing everyone that has somewhat beliefs in you, am your, like organize and aim. yourselves a proper direction

instead of policing because that's all it turned into it's policing everybody. It's like, oh, you made a joke once. You said the N-word once. It's like, yeah, that was shitty. Don't make him feel terrible all the time about it. But, you know, whatever. They can kill themselves or like, not. There you go. Yeah, I would just be like, I'm not. I wouldn't be surprised, say, the other side of the spectrum because those people are so dog shit stupid that they even like, say,

come town people. I've learned that There's a lot of, like, sludge people that listen to Comtown and had no. They had no idea that those guys are fucking progressives. Right. And I'm like, like, did you actually, if you listen to podcast, it pops up every once in a box, especially Stavros. Anytime something would go too far, Starvost would be kind of like the you and kind of be like, ah, you know, like kind of like pause, kind of chill, kind of a thing like that. And I'm like, how do you, what were you listening to? I don't know what the hell they're listening to if they're like, oh, Starrose has gone woke.

I'm like, you mean he's just Starvros? What the fuck? For me, for me, it's like probably Africans in general. Oh, you'd be surprised like Africans that live on African continent? Yeah, Afro-Africans. Yeah, I think it would be fair. I'm like, what do you guys do here? You guys suck. How did you?

We have a huge fan base in Nigeria. That would be so sick. I'm like, cool. Are you black? Nigerian person? It would be like, I'm no black. Like, oh, get out. Oh, get out. Get out. I don't care anymore. He's one of the like, you know, like how Mom Dani is from Uganda. He's like one of those motherfuckersers. Like he's like he's like in Africa But not of African descent

I know it's you It's the Africans that are like You're I'm not black I'm African I'm like I understand that But you're you're black is like no I'm you've gone I luckily don't know anyone like that I've ran into only maybe once or one or two of them my life And I was like oh I just don't care about what you have to say

I'll give I'll give your son respect When your son eventually grows up like well no I'm a black person He's in America but you you just I just don't care about you. Yeah. And I will say I do I would I do want to say this though if there are there happen to be people that consider themselves leftist and that listen to us. I mean awesome. I just know what I don't. The ones that are online I would say the terminally online leftist I think maybe if I want to clarify sure sure sure sure sure sure people in the in the in the real that that probably aren't insane like that but I just I've ran into I've ran into conversations online where these people

are leftists and they try to really they get mad if he called them a liberal. I'm like shut the fuck up. You know what people mean. Right. Yeah. It's like, get over it. Come on. I think, uh, I don't know what my answer. Probably single moms.

Single moms? If I found out that we had like a ridiculous, like, if 10% of our audience, she's a telly, bitch. If 10% of our audience was single, because 10% of our audience is women. And they're also. If you're a single mom, if you're a single mom, you don't got much droop and you can cook, hit the line, my name. Hit the line. Hit the line.

You aren't just single mother listening to this? Like this crap? Making food, making cooking dinner for their child and then they just hear like what if he was gay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she's laughing her ass off and her son is like, I've never seen mom so happy. I've ever seen mom so happy. Mom, why are you listening to that garbage? Why are you listening to that trait? He just throws my water in his face. Shut up, kid.

Damn. And then the pot, too? That was a good effect. That was a good son of it. You gotta finish it off, dude. It's like a two-hitter. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour.

Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. All right. It snatched up Maduro like an S-ranked soldier in Metal Gear Solid 5 Road, and he says, hey, there, Chris Derek, and Sleeping Beauty. It's not a question, but I recently found out a friend of mine I knew in high school became a moderately successful anti-woke grifter. I knew the guy was chill. I knew the guy. I knew the guy. I knew the guy. I knew they guy as a chill religious dude, but seeing him now is genuinely depressing. Look up John Root, if you're curious. I've never heard of that guy. How do you spell Root? Just O-O-O-T. Oh, okay. I've, yeah, I don't, I don't, I've not heard of this guy. John, I don't recognize

the name either, but I don't doubt that there are so many successful people in that, in this genre, because what is it? Who do you do? He's like, what is that? What are you doing? A fucking Bof-Mitt's thing. He's pointing down. Oh, yeah. Is that what that is? Is that the Baphimath? I forgot. It's something like that. I don't know shit about Baffanaman.

He's just chilling. That's the goat guy, right? Yeah. It's my naked. This can't be it. You go over to my house one day. I'm throwing to get together. No H.

Oh, okay, J-O-N. I'm throwing to get together and you walk in and Balfamey just on the fucking at like the island in my house. I was about to be Bufema. I was about to head out. I was just stopped by for a little bit. I was going to send me real quick. What was your name?

What was nice? I would never tell. If I saw Bath of it, first of all, that would be very, very distresses. He reaches to shake your head. It was going on what you name. His hand is so hot. It's got like, it's got like the waves, the waves over it. It's going on when he's buffing me.

It's not going to burn you. Okay. They'll bring your spirit, but like that's like, I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I can't. I can't. And he says, give me, shake my hand.

Give me, shake, give me. He put his hand over the door. Shake my hand. So listen, uh, successful is subjective. Was like a thousand subs. Um, so he has five point. and he's had like maybe a couple of videos blow up like I saw one that's 60k so like that's a good but all of his videos on average get like 400 200 views uh so he's yeah that's not really doing it

but he i wouldn't call him successful because he's i know he's not he's made maybe a few bucks off that one video but it is funny he's had this video for he's had this channel for a very long time and then of course within the year became you know way privilege jane jurese hates kately Clark so he immediately started getting into the like oh, WMBA and then just NFL stopped singing the black national anthem

you know like Charlie Kirk life legacy and fighting for justice Life legacy and fighting for justice It sounds like the song or something It does We carry the flame Fighting for justice is hilarious We fight for justice

Plunge A flaming sword into my stomach That is crazy Life liberty and fighting for justice I'm like look it I know the life literally okay whatever sure whatever You fucking I don't care That's everybody give me I want one of the Charlie Kirk fans

Give me an example of him fighting for justice Because he was against D I DIA allows people that Didn't he literally To get those jobs They're taking it from the white man. They're taking it from a very capable white man. Mr. White idiot.

Mr. White idiot. What do you have to say to the people? That really bothered me. You called me a white. Facing me and saying white idiot really bothered me. You're doing the white idiot. I know,

I know. So Mr. White idiot. Stay in character. Yes. What do you have to say for yourself that D.E. I, under D.E.I, the people are still qualified. So they're not taking anyone's job.

They're just selecting different people. They just want the demographics. You can't be qualified if you're a black woman. Oh. Well, I can see. I'm Baffamette. I just want to say I agree. Bathamette comes to sit down.

Bathamette has such a normal voice too. He's a fucking goat demon thing or whatever. He sits down and a chair appears immediately under him. Yeah. He moves me over. My bad. What's going on? What's going on?

Bats me up. Good seeing you again, bro. I missed you. Good see you again, bro. Don't worry about that I just, that's a spectral chair. I kickstarted it years ago. That party was lit, bro, so it's good I'm bafflement

Yeah, that party was lit Man, I missed you You know, I missed him when we used to You know, be together He goes in for a kiss I'm like, not here, dude, not here, not here, not here, dude It's fucking S

But anyway, I think interesting to me, well, no You'd be interesting to me Baffamette I don't, never mind What about Alistair Crowley? I think,

Because I think he Who's Crowley? Alistair Crowley Is he one of the princes? He's that guy. No, he's one of the, fathers of Satanism, but like the stupid kind, I guess.

You're my dad and I'm Satan. They're the vampire-looking guys, right? If you see a picture of this dude, you'll know exactly who he is. I don't like that song. I'll be honest. Yeah. It sounds too. Mr. Crowley.

Is that what his name? I like it in a, yeah. I like it in a... Why do I know that? It goes on too long, I think. It could be shorter. What would you call it like a theater production? Like if it was a musical number?

It's very musical kind of coded. If I saw that. Everything about that music is musical. Like that era of music, particularly his music he makes, it's very musical. It's very fucking a Sweeney Todd type shit. Like it would fit.

You're out of your mind. I know what he's talking about. Like it would fit an aesthetic of a musical. It's like gothic storytelling more than it is like a song. Like a crazy train? What are you talking about? You know, you're telling me that wouldn't be lit as a part of.

That song, it might be actually. It could, but it. It's a nice way like cartwheels on a stage and fucks up. No, look it. I like when, what was it, the Osborne show, the television show. They made a swing version of it, like a big band version of that song. Do you remember that? No.

Crazy. That's how it goes. I don't remember. Yeah, like the intro, the intro was the best part of that fucking show. Good. Yeah. It was the best part of that show Because the show was literally just him

Complaining about everything And it was funny because he was like It's sad I want to hear Mr. Carly By Michael Boubley That's what I want to hear Yeah Hey that's actually

This Christmas you played so much Michael Boublee in the house And I was like I don't want to listen to him anymore I don't care about why What's wrong with him? I don't like Christmas really that much You are a fucking grunch

Basically A grunch What the fuck was I going to look up Was I going to look up something I don't know, man. You're, you got your own faculty. Alistair. Is that his name Alistair?

Alistair, yeah. Of course, the name is Alist. That is a fucking, that is a silly name. That's a name. I feel like you would name your kid Alistair. I hate that like, uh, you seem like an Alistair name. That's too, that's too not black. That's two not black more Japanese.

But it's regal and like it's almost D&D. I'm sure you've seen this before, right? I think it looks like a, he looks like. You know, he's just like YMS in that photo. It's a very, it's a very iconic photo. He looks like he plays D&D&D. indeed but the wrong way. You know,

if there's a wrong way to play Dungeons and Drags. Yeah. There's a lot of people that like the, because you know, like there's the Satanists that are all about like say,

what is it, self-gratification. Sub-determinism. I forgot what it. Self-sanism. Everybody says that, what's his name? The camel is into it?

Jay-Z. He's into that shit. Because, I think that animorphic a little bit, a little bit, though. Only he doesn't finish it. He animores into a camel,

but he's already done by the second. Is that? Because he's already so close. Is that where he is right now? Is that what he is? He's always a mid. He's in the mid form. He is such,

he is such a. But yeah. I want to watch it. There's an old interview where he's wearing a hoodie called a do what like do what thou wilt. And which is a very like, you know, Satanist type of thing where it's like being the masters of yourself and shit. Do you say will chamberlain. Do what. You're just trying.

You're just digging. You're just. Chamberlain would do, which he allegedly, he says himself. I don't know. Sure of this is that he's fucked 20,000 women. Who said this? Wilhelmine himself. Who's Will Chamberlain again?

All right. I genuinely don't remember. I just know that that's a name. He was a very, he was probably the first black explosive athlete in the NBA. He literally was unstoppable. Those white men were not. He scored 100 points in a game. And the thing that's frustrating about it, the only, the only, it's just hearsay.

Because like there's, it was a local fucking very small game with no television, no cameras. There's a guy that took a picture of a couple. He was late. Conveniently was late and thought I should take a picture. So there's only a few pictures of the event. And then there's in the newspaper, the broadcast of people. So there's little evidence to show that it is real, but also it's like, what the fuck? I heard that dude.

Dude, you know they hated him. Dude, you know that he. he probably got people killed. I just, I don't like, I don't like how subjective a certain point, like there,

there really is a point in time where I'm like, especially now that I'm seeing it in real time, like how much, uh, with AI and like, oh,

look at all the people celebrating in Venezuela, which by the way, might be happening, but like none of that video is real. You know what I mean? It's all from like Buenos Aires or fucking like some sporting event

from like 22 or whatever. 100%. I'm just like, damn all this is like, like that hundred point game. Yeah. Like, yeah.

And like, and like, and like, Like even just like Lincoln being shot. Like I don't know. Like how, how, how true is that?

I feel like a lot of, like that 100 point game. Like you tell me they were like, the announcers were like, I'm tired. It's hot. Let's go. He's like,

99 points. And they're like, I didn't even notice the last, I didn't even notice the last 80 points. What the hell happened? It's like, you had a fever. You didn't notice.

The thing is just right. Oh, I must have just a blind fever, I guess. Him, him scoring that is not beneficial to anyone other than himself, especially at the time he did it. A lot of history

is documented. A lot of it. The problem is that... What's a document though? I mean, a document is that, I mean, by that standard of measurement, nothing is anything and it's fucking die. There you go. Perfect. It's like, I get what you mean. It's like a lot of them is like... I think it was two people in Trenchcoat.

I'm convinced. You know, people based a lot of their knowledge off of the shit you've said and you said something that wild. It's crazy. I think of that I just don't think about them. Don't think about those people What happened to the bottom half of Lincoln Ranway

Oh, so he's just like, oh shit Oh shit, half of us got killed They go and look at the body This is a little person with like a little arm extenders I think they forgot to tell you guys Seriously he had like small arms also Oh The government doesn't want to tell you guys

That every president history is Two men, little men in a trench coat They're trying to George Washington said he was six foot. Why do you think all presidents are above six feet? You think that's a coincidence? George Washington, you'd really think he was six feet? Do you really think he was in a cross in the Delaware with his balls out?

No, it wasn't his balls. It was actually a little head. It was a little head. This guy wanted to breathe. He needed some air and it was a little guy just coming. And they thought it was his big balls. Every president's been a little boy in a French coat. That's what I'm telling you.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Keep it up else. Oh, yeah, man. It turns out all you had to do to sell was lie. A lie. Explicably about piss. I don't get why they don't do. I don't get why politicians. Good bunchers don't do that.

Just go up there and lie. Free for the price of five. Well, they do. What do you mean? Good lie. Oh, good lie. Bad lie. Well, I mean, what's the difference in a certain?

They have a big difference. Why? Because the people that would get in power would be better off. So they go in there and they lie about some shit. You go in there. Like, oh, I'm going to go up here. Like when they were fucking the thing about What's her name?

Right. Kamal Harris. I think she lost She lost because she sucked ultimately. But people are like, no, she lost because people were so advised like no she sucked.

There was. She lost because she was one person and not two people. She was not two people. If she was an Indian and a black woman Nicole should have been better. Was she above six foot? What she above six foot?

Fuck no. She's a woman. She's not in a trade coat. Stupid. But like she could have went up there and be like yeah. I want to have been. I want to end.

Buy her couple of hours. Free for the price of $70. But she could have went up there and been like, yeah, I'll attempt to, I'll make everything better. I don't agree with Joe Biden's things about this stuff. Like, just lie. People would have been like, oh, okay, cool. Oh, I know you mean.

Just lie. Like, just lie. Like, to like to, in the way that Obama lied. Yeah, lie to the voter base. Like, lie to them. Like, why don't, I don't know what happened? It is like, oh. You already do.

So why not more? Exactly. Especially if you have good intentions inbound, too. It's like just fucking lie. I really don't know why Because like Obama had the perfect playbook Charismatic Good looking young

And then just the To me my antenna's raised Because I was already kind of like I was already into politics When he was like Oh we're gonna get out of Iraq Like by the time I'm president You can take that to the bank

Like that's like that was the first thing he was gonna do And I was like I Let's see what happens And then of course I'm like okay I don't believe a word of these people say anymore Because this was a very It was what he ran on. George Bush ran on it.

I found that out retroactively. Obviously, I was too fucking young in 2000. But I found out retroactively. I'm like, oh, he heavily campaigned on no foreign wars and we're not going to be individualist. We're not going to be the world's police. They all run on the same thing. I know.

And then for some reason, Kamla came. This dumb black bitch went up there. It was like, uh. She went on the fucking view. Hey, what's going to be different between you and Biden? There's not going to be much difference. Not much, actually. Like, I, when I saw that, when I saw that, I was like, what?

What do you mean? Oh, yeah. Women don't deserve anything. Take it all away. See? Take it all the way. Take it. Pull it.

Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. I want tampons that cost thousands of dollars. That's crazy. She could have got away with that if she was two men in trench coat. And she was too bad. She could have been like, hey, I'll be clearly die.

She's like, I'm going to stop Israel. I'll put up images of myself in my mid-20s squirting compilations. Like, she could have. You could have done all the legwork. You get the gooners on board too. That would have, I would have been, I would have been pro, I would have been in front of that, I would have been protesting. Everyone, in a raincoat.

In a raincoat. I'm ready for the splash, though. So many grifters would have lost their base because like, they would be like, oh shit, I want some squirting pics of the new president. And like, no, like, no, come back. In her 20s? Come back. No.

He's fucking. No. I feed off of, I feed off of misinformation. help me and he just starts eating a fucking he just jumps into a fucking garbage bin and starts eating everything in there i must slumber and he goes in he goes in one of those small bathroom ones though that's crazy he's fucking just sardines himself in it opens up and it throws a match in move it's mildly warm in here now it's mildly it's mildly it's mildly my filth defense can It's just against fire.

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Oh, here's kind of a good question. He's kind of a question. shot Kirk puking puking out the egg of Kirk Jr. Stigolo Stupid Like I forget Demon King and Jr.

That's good. It's fucking crazy. With this last season of Stranger Things coming out and having mixed reactions I wanted to rewatch the first season and I was shocked to find out how great it held up. I tuned out Stranger Things initially after season 3

but I was surprised to find great pacing a genuinely engaging mystery and genuinely scary scenes which I remember kind of disappearing after season one even if they were still enjoyable. My question is to you are there any series that you wish stopped at their peak even if they went on to still be respectable Name a show many

I can generally name like maybe eight shows that have ended great And the rest of them and play a shows that started off great too That's a lot Wait what do you mean what do you like Breaking Bad started off pretty decent And then ended up very good But season four was amazing of Breaking Bad You know

It could have it didn't shouldn't have ended there. Sure. Shouldn't have ended at season four. Right. But like, you know, like season four, if it would end the season four, I'm like, oh, well, where is? That's not the spirit of the question. The spirit of the question is, do you feel like there are things that have gone on far too long and do you wish that they stopped basically?

Oh, yeah. I wish Pokemon as a franchise stopped as they started doing the remakes. I wish, uh, fucking Game of Thrones is the biggest one by far. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's an obvious one. Or a Dragon Age. A Dragon Age. Yeah. Yeah

Dragon Age of course Fuck yeah There's so many even Kingdom Hearts Like the second game was really really cool And they went on to be whatever the fuck it is now There's like there's There's so many things that overstayed like Spider-Man 2 Spider-Man 2 could have been where it ended

You know He figures it out they should find it's him And they have that fine one where they're just laying down on the web together And it's like this is this could be Where it ends you know That's fine for many of things I don't have any problem with a I don't hate three

Yeah But three does sully it. Of course I didn't like it. Sure. I didn't like it at the time, of course. I still enjoy it. No me wrong. It is much more enjoyable as an adult for sure because I actually cared about this thing as a child.

Like Venom was cool as fuck to me. And that meant something to you and seeing him be a twig. Eric Foreman, brother. Like Eric, if it was a different twig, it still would have been this upsetting, but it was Eric Forman. Eric Form was the biggest pussy on the show. And I was like, wow. It's crazy. That is a choice.

I like how Venom was slender, too. He wasn't even bulky as... Like, he would turn like huge. He was still slender. I guess that would have been a little bit cooler, right? If he just actually, like, turned into like, oh, he's giant Venom now or something. That would have been at least cooler. I'm sure Raymond would be like, fuck this.

No, fuck that. Randy was like, who is this guy? I bet the home he was like, who is Venom? What is this? It makes... Disrespecting something when you don't care about it makes sense. I get it. I think it's genuine ignorant.

It's like, I don't know what I'm, what is that. What do you want to do with this? I don't know what this is. And the guy was like, put it in the movie. I was like, all right. I don't know who that is. They got, no, we already have a villain. We got Sandman.

Avi Arad, I think, is the guy's name. The producer. The who forced Veneman. He's like, put a man. He's like, I bring venom into movies. And I love, who is venom? It's like Diggovich, actually. It's just Diggovich.

I don't even know if that. It's like an accent that I can't remember, so I'm just going with this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, no way. Avi Arad. Do you say Olivia Rodriguez? Olivia Rodrigo, that's right. That's what I meant to say.

Yeah. The producer of Spider-Bed. That's wild. She's been, she's, she's good, man. Yeah, she's aged wonderfully. Yeah. Yeah, it's absolutely. For me, 56.

Minimum. Minimum. She has to be pretty fucking old. There's plenty. I could, if I really think of, I could probably think of so many more. That could just. Yeah. Like Sonic,

Sonic's ended in an Adventure Battle. The second one on GameCube should have been like, oh, this is where we stop. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a little more old school, but, you know,

I understand. You all enjoy your weird 3D Sonics and shit. That game was really, that game was a moment in time, man. I understand. Which one? Adventure Battle, too. I just,

I don't know. I don't like the 3D Sonic games. I think they're earnestly ass. No, they're dog shit video games, but they are moments in time. They're like, those are moments in video gaming

where it was like... I just don't think I genuinely... What do you say? You don't think autism... I feel like... That's what I thought after Sonic and Knuckles

like Sonic, there was no such thing. And then there was whatever the thing Derek, you were this autistic, you just didn't know what to call it. Listen, you just really enjoyed trains. And then weirdly autism started happening. Moving. That fish game.

Oh, Seaman. Seaman. Like autism, I'm just, I'm pretty sure that started with it, yeah. Gave people autism. That's the, that's Grand Zero. People think it was Sonic, but it was

Seaman, and then people got attracted to Sonic. They were like, oh man, I can't really, I don't like when my mom moves my stuff in my bedroom at all, like really bothers me. Also, I love that he has beige arms. Yeah. On eBay, every find has a story.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Moritz? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

They're like, first they were just like, thank you for cleaning up my room and organizing my stuff, Mommy. And then they, here's son, here's a dream cast. And they're like, ah, sensory overload. I don't make my bag Don't make my bag Let me make it I want to listen to ska I want to listen to Sky That's real Streetlight Manifesto please

I like you a manifest a little bit A little bit You also like Sonic a little bit Nobody likes Scott I do like I honestly don't think I mean this sincerely I think of the games that are most successful And most popular

The 3D Sonic games are the ones that like Are the biggest The valley between the quality and the popularity is the highest. Like, I don't think there's a single, like I think the 3D Sonic games in particular. I think arguably Pokemon, but I think Sonic and Pokemon are the two.

Fair. Pokemon, I think, has a more solid foundation. I think Pokemon's foundation is solid, but I think the problem is that Pokemon. Modern, you're correct. Yeah. But I think the issue is like the peak of 3D Sonic games was at.

It was also a long time ago. Isn't that crazy to think about? Like the peak of Sonic's popularity was like 25 years ago. I think actually it's debatable. I think it's actually recently. I think what the movies probably. Oh. You know what that might be?

Do you think the kids go back and play the fucking 2D? I don't think they can play. I don't think they can play those games. I don't think they have that 10. They're probably like, what do we fucking play? They're going to play XO spreadsheet. I'm going to play fucking Sonic 2. They're so good.

And then the music is so much better. I'm sorry. music so much better, I think the music is great in those games. I do not think it's better than a 3D Sonic games music. I think you're on cocaine right now.

I think I'm autistic. That's why I'm saying what I'm saying. He wants lyrics in it and he wants the lyrics to be about friendship and escape. It's about freedom, bro. Like I don't. So, I like it.

I just like it a lot. That's literally the one thing I like about the old Sonic games is the music. This is what we're going to do. Just top three I'm going to test you next time and come back. Top three.

Hold on. Top three. No, just, just, you're going to bring up one song. I'm not going to do that. I'm going to say you pick, in your opinion, your top three favorite Sonic tracks,

and I'm going to pick my top three and we'll compare and contrasts. No, because the number one you're going to have is overpowered. You can't have that one. You can't have the casino theme. It's too good. It's too good of a theme.

I agree, I know that thing. My argument is, the casino theme from Sonic. Not off memory. It's not like a knuckles, right? There's a, the casino one is probably number two. Well, there's a lot of, because there's also the, there's a number three. There's like a clown.

How does the casino theme go? Where? Wait, yeah. Number, yeah. Stop. It starts pour. It starts pouring out. It starts pouring out.

In the casino. It's in the casino. The doors are locked to everybody's drowdy. That's crazy. You're in a, why is Sonic in an Indian casino? I don't know. Are there other... Have you met?

Have you met? Have you been to Foxwood? I love Foxwoods. I mean, I've never been. You know my grandma would go to Foxwood and should be able to move faster. That's crazy. You see like the wind marks behind her when she runs around? I do think I do think... Look, is that literal, but like I do think...

I do think certain places have buffs for certain people. Okay. Yeah. Like, I think I get a buff when I go to New York City. earnestly. I do too. I hate how much I realized it. I was in New York and I felt so alive

in a way I haven't felt here ever. It's the cold too. I was like, holy shit, I really miss this city. I miss how everybody was like not like, I miss how everybody was like nonsensically moving. Everything was efficient. People were like respectful and kind,

but like also like we're doing their own things. I met a mouse when I was there. Hmm. Does name Mickey? No. I don't know his name. What is the street? I'm sorry.

He met him. I'm sorry. My apologies. Yeah. He was standing on a railing. I was like, sup. And he was like,

you should have pick him to him in the traffic immediately. Yeah. Pick your three songs. It's not fair. It's, if you're saying it's, I like them.

If you're saying it's not fair, then he wins. I like them more. But so, okay, okay, that's fine. I like them more.

You like them more, but you acknowledge that the, the OG is like superior. I mean, that can be the only conclusion. What are we doing? The 2D era just generally, I think, just has better music just because it's like, and not even just

Sonic, by the way. I just think for most things, I think it's just because they had a limited amount of, like, bits to use for music, and so they focus on finding, like, really strong melodies. Yeah. Where now it's, like, more about, like, atmosphere, which is cool, but, like,

I wouldn't put on, I don't generally put on at, like, I wouldn't put on Bioshock atmosphere. Right. In my car when I'm driving. Right. You know what I mean? Listen, I know you've heard this one. Everybody knows the ice cap zone, right? Let me hear.

Come on, man. Mr. Worldwide. And then, you know when it gets to the... Oh. It's going down. I'm yelling to... Yeah, I know. I wish I could hurt myself in the big.

That shit is so fucking good. Like, I wish I could, like, reach into my head and pull a little bit of the splash out. And, like, I wish I had the conviction to do that. Just to, like, really, like, make jokes spit. Like, when someone says, I'm like, ah, ha, ha. And I digging a little bit. And they're like, stop. I'm like, oh, my bad, my bad.

And I like, you know, I just patch yourself up real quick. Like slightly as much as I can. Like, sorry. Just sorry. Let's have a... For me, it's always Mega Man 2. Mega 2 is like... Megamette 2's good.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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I love what they did with the, um, so Wiley's Castle or whatever. Um, they, they, they made that the Marr versus Capcom thing song for, uh, for, for, for Megam. Oh, cool. So when you fucking. It's the best one. Wait, wait, hold on. I might be mixing up. I think it's Marvel. No, no, no, no, no, it's, yeah, Marvel. Marvel's Capcom 1. Yeah, so Marvel 1. It's like all modern.

That's his theme song effectively now. Well, because it is, but the theme song for Mega Man 2 is, you know, so. But like, when you go to Wiley's Fortress, brother, when you go to the castle, like, all of a sudden, then. I think the best

The Marvel's Capcom music So fucking Dude, Dude, Third Strikes music, man That's when that's when the synthesis Truly happened The fighting games and hip hop

And it's The best creation of my life I completely understand What you mean by that It was like, Oh, let's Because it was like Oh, what's happened in the early 2000s

If I was a grifter An anti-wold grifter, I would say that's when Street Fighter died Oh, that's when it went Oh really That's when it went It's fever pitch Urban

What is this? It's not called Black Street Fighter It's not called Black Fighters It's not called Black Fighters It's not Street Fighter Six It's like they try to do the same thing

Let's let's re-create like the urban Vibes of Third Strike That's why they combine The effectively the world Of both of them Where it's like Metro City And I think we're called Fist of Fury

Do people like Street Fighter Six The new one? Love that game It's very good Is it? It's very good. Very good. I couldn't tell.

The biggest problem with that game is that they don't monetize it correctly. Because they don't release content enough. They're the opposite of every other game friend. That's when they just don't raise enough content. People are like, yo, we need give us some stuff. Yeah, I can't, I just can't remember. Like, I never play fighting games because it's the thing that you would, like, why would you play it without other people, I guess? It seems like a very, like, co-op.

Or not co-op, but you know what I mean? Like, other people should play it with you kind of thing. You need a competitive edge to play those games. And some people's don't have it. I lost mine. Like I play them and I'm like I just don't care enough to get really good I used to like PVP in those games within people Autism was born after you know

You know it's pre and post sonic right or C man The issue is it's like now you get matched up with like the best people in the world Because like you that's no it used to be like your your neighborhood or your friends Yeah And you would you would know you would know the best person at Street Fighter that you know Whereas now it's just like oh I know who the best person in street fighter is that guy I fought online that I don't remember his fucking name because we have no connection at all. It's like a demystification of it, I think.

They immediately... It's about real acquiring skill now. Like, before I was like, I want to be the best time on my friends, you know, and now it's reasonable because that's like, oh, that's what you want to do, you know? Yeah. I want to be the best person I play Smash was in my friend group. But then it turned into, I play online, and there are people that are going to make this to effectively their career.

So they're going to play as hard as they possibly can. They're going to learn. Frame data, all this shit. And it's, it's, it's, it loses. It's fun. But I still enjoy it for what it is. Sure. I mean, I like him.

When I was young, you didn't have to study to play fine games. Now you kind of, if you want to compete, you have to study. And I just don't want to. And like, I don't want to like, oh, so I started getting good. I was like, oh, who am I going to main in six? And then I was like, oh, it's easy. I'm just going to, I'm going to be lazy. I'm just going to use Luke because he's fucking, he's obviously built to be just.

Facilitate people playing. Yeah, like, I was like, okay, I'm just going to main Luke. And then I started just learning some combos and some stuff. I'm like, all right, I think I got the gist down. And then you go PVP. And you're like, oh, no, I did not do any homework to be able, like, say, you said, frame data, box shit. Like all the, I'm like, I don't care. I'm getting killed because these people are taking hours to learn these things, like, properly.

Which is fine. That's good. Kudos to you. But for me, I made the platinum McKin. And it was horrible. I hated the experience of playing national online. It was terrible. But it felt good for me.

I don't know. I have a competitive edge, but I definitely, like, I'm done now. And I just turn it off. I don't even. I used to like, it was same that whenever I'm doing PVP. It's like if it is fair If it's fair I know I can

If it's like we're on the same level playing field I have a great chance of winning Because I just my The kind of chest type stuff I like to do Is figuring out moves way farther ahead But then if I just don't want to like said Figuring out the nuances of people's characters That's going to give you the advantage always

And so I just I don't I don't care And I'm not complaining because it's just like I cheat 100% I cheat I mean, I've played a lot of people cheating That shit's funny I cheat every time I cheat I fucking break the frame data My character But I can tell your kids come out immediately

One frame, one frame, one frame of frame recovery too I just keep spamming a heavy move I thought about I get infinite so you can people When you're done when you're done like playing forever You don't mind getting banned You should like put on a trainer To where you just like one shot everybody

I don't know if you can do that online See how long I mean the anti cheat I feel like No probably not I mean, I know there's ways to bypass the anti-cheat. I just don't know how to do it. I want to do one game of a shooting game where I have the fucking AIMBah shit on.

Let's see how ridiculous it is. It's not fun. I think it's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny to piss people off. But the people who actually like pretend that they're good, you know, you see what those people get caught. Like, oh.

Subhuman. Subhuman. Do you remember that? You ever seen that video? What's that? It's a guy getting angry at some game. He's like, It's like,

No, it's not, I don't think it's rivals. I think it's like some, I think it might be war zone or something. And he's like, he gets shot and he goes like, oh, subhuman.

You're a subhuman, uh, pseudoscentient animal person. It's crazy. I, subhuman pseudoscentian animal person is fucking amazing. I think it's funny. I think it's definitely like a Sheldon Cooper ass fucking.

Totally. It's definitely a big bang theory ass insult. But like, subhuman pseudosentian animal person it's pretty good pseudos sentient is like the crown jewel in it that's like the bold that's a really disrespectful fucking pseudoscientian

little bitch is a low bar to begin with in general and it's pseudo that is like holy shit you're just sort of getting it I feel like I learned what pseudo meant from a video game really I think so I think like was there ever like a dragon ball game where like there was like a clone

or like a or like a oh my God I feel like I remember that being how I learned that word pseudo from something involving dinosaurs oh interesting it was probably pseudoscience

like just learning about right you know I don't know dinosaurs I feel like I saw or at least I feel like I saw pseudo before a

before that but sorry about judo science that's not good for you that's not good it's not good that's not good Boom

Into his skeleton I love that Skeleton falls down out of I love that I love Jackie Chan Frust Rape Child RFK homunculi Rode in

Says hey Starglectics Happy New Year This is a lot of a question It's something I just want Derek to hear specifically What the hell I remember you mentioning How you fuck with

Vincenti Fernandez Of course Yeah And I wanted to tell you How his death It was completely preventable He wants to tell you this. Oh, please, because I don't know about this.

He was suffering from liver failure and had the opportunity to receive a transplant, but he refused because he feared his donor could be a homosexual or an addict. I remember hearing about that. That's real? He's Mexican, of course. What do you mean? Is that real? Oh, I didn't know he was Mexican.

You're lying, right? What? You're lying, right? He could be Venezuelan. You didn't know Vincentia, yeah, Vicente Fernandez is Mexican. I mean, he could be. He could be technically pretty much All of the lower bottom

He could be Puerto Rican for all the fucking That's not a word That's not a Puerto Rican native You can be in Spain Yeah neither is a lot of the shit that I've seen on the island That's true Neither is Lee Neither is Lee

My great granddad My great grandfather's neighbors are Wilkinsons And they are Puerto Rico By now yes No no no Like they're fucking I'm sorry I'm so sorry to disrupt

Did you hear Um That Candace Owens was trying to dispel that oh, actually the transatlantic slave trade was mostly perpetuated by Jews

and not white Christian men. Like that was and I was like Interesting. Well, I was like, can you, then wouldn't my last name be like Feinberg or something? Like what do you talk?

Like, you know, like the idea that like you're so, you're such a crazy grifter that. That is fire. Is Kingston Shane Jameson. Your last name is actually Weinberg. Yeah.

My father's name. Ira. My father's name, my father's name is Kingston, Shane Jackson. Jackson. My grandmother's name is Maria Eugene Fleming. Fleming, Fleming, Fleming. Sting. Flemingsteen.

My great granddad's name is Ivan. Well, we're getting somewhere. Ivan. A Taino Puerto Rican man, mind you. Ivan Lee. Drago. It's crazy. Santiago.

Are any of those remotely Jewish? Well, I don't know. Ivan, possibly. Possibly Ivan. Possibly Ivan. I just, I, like at a certain point, I was like, even like, extreme. races have to be like, oh, there's a bit much. You know, they're listening to her. They're like, this Negro's trip.

This, this Negroes is tripping. I'm proud of my white race owning them slaves. Why are you trying to take it away from me? Yeah. They're like, ah, it's a little bit. I believed everything else. He said. I love the counter.

It's like, well, the, the concept of, of, uh, conquering and capturing. But I'm like, it's not the transatlantic slave trade. They don't, let's not, let's not do that. They, I love that. Let's not do it. Let's not do it. It's like fucking an air gun Here's a good one

The power of the suck on the jaws of my man Damn, that's good That's good Nice He wrote and he says Is replayability and rewatchability Necessary for games and movies To be considered favorites?

I asked because as a kid It felt absolutely necessary But being all grown up now I kind of judge what I would call My favorite media aside from music By how often I would by how often I think about it as opposed to how directly engaging with the thing.

I don't know. It's my ramble. You're welcome for my $5. Thanks a lot. I feel like that's a very like... On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea.

The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it. Which is cute until they unfriended you. and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same T, from the same tour.

Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught than heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? the one you wish you never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time.

Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That's a big question. You know, that's like a lot that goes into that. Sure. Because I don't know. My favorite games are games I can replay. Yeah. They are my favorite games.

But there are games that I don't have to replay that have emotionally left a mark on me. Sure. That I'll always like remember. I always having a serious feeling like, oh, I remember these moments from this game. So I think for me personally,

I think replayability is very important for it to be a classic in my mind. I think so too. I think it's kind of necessary. Like, I don't think it's necessary for it to be great or for it to even be one of my favorites, but if it's in the top five,

it's something that I'm going to want to replay over and over again. Because generally speaking, or if it's in my top, whatever, it's a movie that I'm going to want to watch over and over it. Because I don't got to play Red Dead all the time, but those moments from Red Dead

that live right. free in my mind. Right. Like if you of them have been ruined, like the fucking Arthur. But Red Dead 2, I don't think is in my top five games of all time. I think it's top five game narratives

for me. Narratives, sure. But that's kind of the thing, right? It's like if you, it depends on what you're judging, I guess. Like as a game, like I think Red Dead's probably not all that great. Really.

Like, as a video game as a video, as a pure video game. As an experience, it's great. As a narrative, it's fantastic. But it's not like, it's not super monkey ball or something. I just don't believe in nothing

Video games Like that moment It's beautiful Ruined for me now What? What? The moment where he's What?

No What you're talking about that one? What's not? No, the moment where Arthur is fucking sitting down at the train At the train station He meets the sister

Like that moment Is a fan That's a moment A video game But I've fucking Have the Jack version of it Some now

And I've I showed that to Lily That's Lily's first exposure Of Red Dead Redemption To And she's like what the fuck is this moment? I got TV

I just don't believe in nothing sister I just don't believe in nothing Like that moment is a really serious moment We're like that's his final moment Before he goes and dies effectively And it's like I got I'm in a bad way

Sister I've been a bad man sister What does he say? It's like I live the bad life sister It's fucking ridiculous I'm cooked sister I'm cut sister I'm chopped

sister He's using fucking Gen Alpha slang. Your own slang. It's interesting. Cooked is actually a very old slang. It is, yeah. Your goose is cooked. Yeah.

I actually heard it in like a fucking, like a really, I don't remember what the context was. I think it might have been like an old like Conan video, like interview from like the 90s or like something like that where I'm like they used cook like that. That's kind of. Yeah. I guess that was more popular. People don't use cooked right now really. Or not. People still using it again.

People. It's cycled kind of. It's cycled back in. It absolutely came back. Like pedophilia. man. Hey, because it's always new,

it's always new young people. Oh, yeah. It's just, I was saying, like, it was a time where that used to be

disqualifying, and now it's not. You ever seen basketball edits, Chris? Of pedophiles? Well, that's what I was, like,

like, did you have seen dunk in a basketball? So that's what I was alluding to where it was like, that's where I was kind of killed a joke. Oh, I'm sorry.

I genuinely didn't know. You jumped because I was like, there's, you'll see basketball edits every once in a while Instagram. It'll be like, you know,

just a like a track over it and then it's just edit usually dunks whatever LeBron whoever and speed up and slow down kind of thing we need a pedal version

like over a dope-ass beat peto fan and then just seeing like fucking you know Epstein Trump like all the there's definitely the de-weighted in Trump LeBron thing we're like these were like four

with this fucking Trump dunking a little kid he's dunking a little kid his lap and the FC's just sort of like this That'd be so good. I love that. I said it to you guys.

It's a hope it's a PS5. And it's that picture of Epstein with wrapping paper over him. It's so fucking funny. That is such a dog shit creation. That is so shit. I laugh pretty hard, though. Oh, man.

But yeah, I don't know, man. I never payability is important for like, For something to become an eternal love Like I love my Super Metro I love my symphony of the night It's specifically only really for for video games Because there's so much more that goes into it Because if you're talking about your favorite food

Well it obviously has to be what do you eat the most You know it can't be like oh That flay mignon I had that fucking Gordon Rams is my favorite I'm like nigga you've had it once And you're gonna say that's your favorite I don't know if that really qualifies his favorite I mean pussy plenty of times

It's not my favorite food though Well Well I mean you're gay so I know that. If you weren't gay, you would be like that's easily number three for me. But I think pizza is pretty high. For me, pussy's like

top 200. Top 9,000 easily. If pussy was easier to eat, my neck's all fucked up, man. I, you know, like if, if pussy's stuck out like a penis, you know, then I'll do try penis then. Well, because I like pussies.

Penises, when I see a penis, it doesn't like excite me, unfortunately. Why? Because it's not attached to a woman Well, no, just biologically, if it did, then I'd be like, what's up, penis? How you doing? You should, you should

rewire myself? I should have to wear a strap on and suck the strap. Are you okay? You just choked all over your own fucking words. No, I have an idea. She will wear the strap on. I'm going to cut the head off of the beginning of the fleshlight. So the pussy part and then glue it on to the strap on.

There's a tube. So now there's like a long pussy. There's a long. pussy and then listen your wife is wearing this easy find you and you're fucking is too pussy instead of just sleeping

with your wife is crazy see I'm just saying this is how I can look at if we're chilling the couch watching like whatever Netflix and then she puts that on now I can easily eat that shit well you're not doing anything for her that's this for you and you don't want it you enjoy it the dildo has a vibration

or something or whatever whatever she's into I don't even know what she's into I don't know what my wife's into I don't know fucking no I don't know She always cries when we sleep together So you know whatever That's uh

Whoa I in my head It's tears of joy You know even though she's violently screaming You know but it's uh It's all good What I do is every time I'm about to have some Lily

I make sure I um I slow my pulse To the point where she thinks I'm dead So she's just like terrified She's like oh my God what happened And I just stay there blue For like three minutes You turn blue For like three minutes

And then when the paramedics coming to fucking uh gotcha gotcha she's traumatized he's in the living room shaking i love the idea of you be you're completely naked blue gotcha they pronounce me dead they pronounced me dead minutes ago and then like a week later and then this asshole again oh my gosh you're fucking you're like this asshole again you're like trying your heart is not to laugh you fucking smudge mob gickle all right

this fucking asses that is so fucking horrible let's get the hell out of here your partner regularly is so fucked up but it's their fault for believing it yeah the niggas who cried dead

I'm believing it though I like that the nigga who cried blue and then a little dead and blue stupid stupid fucking idiot Stupid.

Idiot. Stupid idiot. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere.

Then your BFF started glaring it. Which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same. same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free, forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back.

It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines. each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently

that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. All right, let's get the hell out of here. Let's read the names of our $25 and up patrons. Remember, you can go over there, get your name right at the end of the show.

If you want that, I'll read it. You look at your hands like you fucking unclocked the new power. I thought I had powers for a second. My vision went like hard focus and I'm like, am I ascending? And then I'm like, no, I'm still losing. Oh, it's a stroke. It's a stroke. It's a simple stroke.

I almost had a panic attack. in the fainted the other day. Oh, good. That's crazy. I've never had a panic attack. I've definitely had one, at least one. My heart sometimes has the little weird thing. Oh, you have the fucking, the mitro, the prolapsing.

The prolapse thing. The weird thing was, the only difference was this time was I was just on my computer doing my thing and my vision went like this. It twisted. Yo. And it freaked me out immediately. Just lie down. I was like, what was that?

And then I, I, I'm sorry. Okay, okay, okay. Like, you got the gist of it. I almost passed on it. I was good. You see that video. the guy sneezing and his colon explodes? And they

Where did you see that video? This is real. This is real. They were looking for an Indian man with the air compressor. The first thing I thought when I saw I was like where's the Indian guy with the air compressor?

Track him. Drag him by sin. Track him by sin. He's like some old guy and like sneezes really hard and I think like eruptures his colon or something. That really happened? Yeah. Apparently you,

I mean apparently you can sneeze so hard that you fucked yourself up. at a certain point. I've fucked up my back a little bit. I've sneezed so hard. I felt like pain like right here. I've sneezed so hard that I felt pain in all of my joints. Yeah.

No, I actually, my balls hurt one time. I remember that. It hurt like badly. Yeah. And so I can imagine like if you're like, I don't know,

59 or something. Stees that you're fucking, that's crazy. They're out my mouth. And you're like, oh, I can't swallow away, wait,

you're picking up. you gotta funnel it down back through you to your test. I want to sneeze so hard. I want to see so hard that my face goes inside out. I don't know how that happened. It's like you sneeze, you turn to the Morgorgian. It goes back. Fucking, uh, the stupid predator aliens are what they're called her now.

The yautja? Yeah, the yam chas. I would, I would do that. You turn into yamcha? I would do that. I would cut my face into fours and then I would fucking. You would do that? Play it open.

If it didn't hurt unbelievably so, I would. Oh, well, I can, I have some light of cane. it's going to hurt eventually I have 5% light again that does nothing that might as well be that slightly deters a boner like that's all it does it's it's

it's pretty good but not for cutting your face open I would do that shit I would do shit like that if it just didn't hurt immensely I would do fucking shit like that I would like yeah well I would dig in tomorrow and like look at this guy's and I'm fucking a lot of people a lot of people

We met a guy in school that didn't have the, like, his pain receptors were fucked. His pain receptors were fucked. So anybody would fuck him? So he probably can't have kids because we kicked him in the ball so much. That's crazy. He invited it though. That's insane. You're still shit for that though.

He wanted it. I didn't ask for it. I literally would never. You were always the first person didn't lie to do it, weren't you? Listen. You would shove people out of it. Get out of you. Get out of you.

How many kicks do I get? Three? Three. I actually, like fucking, like a homoel. alone's dad at the airport. I actually don't remember my day at myself. He was swimming through people. I called them Home alone's dad.

Home alone's day. My name is Home alone. My name is Home alone. I can't believe my parents left me McCauley Colkin. You look at the back of the VHS. You didn't have to do that part. I was like he's not going to do the McCollickin part too. You got to look at the back of the VHS and it says home alone has been left.

Left home alone. The movie is called McCulley Culkin, and his name is Home Alone. Home Alone's been left McCulley Culkin. Such garbage. This joke is either been told a million times or never. It's either one or the two or it hasn't been told so many times or less than five. I don't even, it's less than five. Oh, fuck.

That sucks. Harry's name is. Kevin McAllister Yura and then Farm No they're not going backwards Yura and and Varm

No Varm And Varm Is it Vram? It's Vram My stupid brain Go Vram That's badass

Vram's a dope name If I named it No I wouldn't You think he's really expensive Nowadays VRM I'm just I'm gonna see myself out

I'm gonna see myself out right now I'm sorry. The correction made it. I forgot. Dude, they're getting crazy now. Dude, it's terrible.

Sorry people, I want to build PCs. But hey, guess what? Now, Venezuela. So, like,

I mean, there's that at least. If you want a PC or like to live or like your health care or not to go up $700. You want clean water? You want clean water

and Flint, Michigan still? It doesn't have it? How about Venezuela instead? I feel like if you dip. How about Venezuela is it? I feel like if you dip a pencil. A pencil inside of Flam Michigan

It'll become a giant pencil Oh it's like it grows it I gotta have a giant pencil now I think it becomes a licorice Yeah I want some licorice You like licorice? I don't love it but

The red vines in the theater Sometimes every once in a black licorice I was like black licorice What does you fucking I didn't we have like a black liquorish Drink it like a Vidcon with like Jack and Eric once Scuma Or Yeager

No not sco Scoo was the fucking elder scrolls. Yeah, that is. Sambuka. Sambuka. Sambuka was much more of a traditional liquorish, but, but Yeager is not that far off. Yeah, yeah, I think it's maybe a little bit sweeter. I don't know.

All right, well, listen, we got to read these names. Fucking people shock me. No, they shock me that they're drinking that stuff. What the fuck? Why they said they shot you? Oh, they would rather be shot than drink Yeager. I've drank Yeager bombs way too many times. That's the thing.

I kept saying people, I literally like, hey, guys, You know you don't like Yeager Meister. Why do you keep buying it? What if we did something else bombs? That was delicious. I kind of liked the Yeager bomb when I had it. You're disgusting. Like Middle East bombs.

Maybe I don't remember it correctly. Look, it was at Vidcom with Lord Vega and I was already hammered. If you put in a Red Bull or technically a monster is better than a Red Bull if you're doing Yeager bombs. Like I've tested. Right, right. The monster tastes better with it. However, there's better flavors. Sure.

We all know this. stop letting because it's literally the Ligger advertisers that are forcing on us That's how Fireball got fucking huge Fireball sucks Fireball's not even whiskey Yeah, Fireball is literally not whiskey Fireball sucks

And they fucking it's not Cinnamon and 10 There are barely any parts of whiskey in it It's not even actually legitimately What constitutes the what makes a whiskey And then they sell it as that essentially Like oh this is bump No cinnamon, get the fuck

It's cinnamon drink That's crazy because Firebomb is not even popular anymore It was no It was, and that's because of the marketing. And that's what happened to Yeager Meister. They do good job marketing. I'm like, stop selling a shit. Yeah, never got into Fireball.

Or Yeager, really. Like, I only had Yeagerbombs in the Vidcom lobby with. I had Fireballs. As well, was rounds of shot, like, you know, somebody was like shots. Fireball. I was like, ugh. I think there's a picture of us doing it, actually. Oh, yeah?

I think Vox, when he was. Oh, yeah. I have to, what the fuck is Vox doing? I don't know. I haven't talked to him in a minute. I haven't seen him since. I saw him somewhat recently, though. Like in the last...

Pre-pendemic? I saw him in the last two years. Okay. Whatever. Maybe I have, because I remember he was like thin. So maybe I did see him. He always had like,

he always took like really good pictures. He was good in the moment, man. Holy shit. Yeah. He's got some great pictures of us laughing. Yeah. Last one to Disney. I've,

I've drank a lot more recently than I have like probably in like alcohol? Yeah. Really? Why? I don't think I've ever seen to drink alcohol.

I don't like drinking very much. Yeah. But I drank it, um, and Disney with my, cousin, well, Lily's cousins. We all were drinking there. Oh, that's because they made you. Yeah, they made me.

They were you going to dress some drinks and I was like, I don't really want to. And the bar, the bar was closing. Everything was closing. And he was like, let's go get some drinks. So we went to later like, hey, what has the highest alcohol content in it? And he was like, this thing is like 12%. I was like, all right, give us five. And then we just fisted them real quick

and then just walked around the last hour to have Disney drunk as fuck. I hate shots so much. No, they weren't shots. They were like, fucking like, you know, like the wine cooler as like cans of things. Oh, and they were like 12%. They were like 12%. They were fucking. It was a lot.

That's crazy. People think because I don't drink, I can't drink. I can drink quite a bit. I just don't do it. Yeah, you got a lot of, you got a lot of mass that can not have you get drunk off your ass. Yeah, I'm not like plastered fast. More mass means more blood.

It means you get more tolerance. Yeah. Oh, he found it. He found it real quick. God damn. Classic. That's like 3 p.m. probably. That's another guy

I haven't seen in forever. I suppose him not too long ago. Oh really? No, that's one maybe like a year ago. Yeah. Vega. Old.

When I finally get married, he was like, dude, when you get, when you guys are getting married, I will be out there. He's like, oh, he's going to come out?

He was like, no problem when you guys get married. I'll show up for you guys. Tell him to bring a, that Charlie guy. Oh, that's too blurry. Who? That's crazy.

Tell him to bring voice critical. To be your wedding I guess He did show up He should officiate it He should officiate it Right in front of our fucking houses We're not gonna get a fucking venue

Right in front of a place Does this baby piss boy Want to take this lovely woman As his wife? I don't know what do you think bitch What do you think bitch? I know pronounce you bedded wife Whatever

Go ahead Go ahead Y'all can fuck now or whatever It's like don't do it out here Where I'm out here Is there any food? Is there any food? Yeah, yeah.

Kingston almost made it Oopsy-Woopsy by dropping the rig. He's a cool dude, man. That actually feels like... He's a chill guy. From the... That's definitely something you would say. Yeah, it sounds completely.

From like the hour we hung out with each other. I was like, you're pretty fucking cool. He's a chill guy. I violently attacked him when I met him. He's hard to get a read on, though, because his voice is so monothe. He's like... You can't tell. I've met a couple people like that where it's just like, I don't really get a...

I don't know... On eBay, every find has a story. Like, if you're looking for a vintage band, tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that

rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

I don't know what the vibe is from you. But he isn't like, when he's not like literally make you be laughing at something, he is like stone. Mark is Markiplier's kind of like that. He's surprisingly very like low key. I attacked Markiplier. He was way smaller than I thought when I first saw Mark. He was like a tall guy.

Mark's like, oh no. He's like slightly taller than us. He's like a little taller. I attacked him pretty good. You know, but he escaped. It was pretty good. Yeah. When I attacked Moist Critical, I was like, you're just as tall as me.

I don't like that. I don't like that. Then I attacked him. That's great. I attacked him and like instantly you just like oh I got to attack excuse me I got to go attack excuse me I got to exactly I got to yeah yeah unfortunately I really have to if I don't do it oh fuck on my diet stuff you're gonna some of my boy man so I'm gonna read the names now because I said I was going to 30 minutes ago please congratulate my friend oh come me down three to one please

congratulate my friend Walden, 2025 fanboy lover of the year award winner. Oh, good shit. Congratulations, freak. Hey! Good shit, man. We need more femboys. I guess. You're the best. Mr. Maddie play is entering a room full of black veterans shouting salutations,

my N-Words. Hey. Come on. Reading that. We need to do Maddie. That's crazy. Saying going owl mode, going owl mode before violently snapping my own neck. I love that. Too leaky. Uh, I don't know what that means.

Probably looks like a fucking, they're doing silly things upstairs. There we go again. Come through the ceiling. Well, that would fuck up your vibe pretty bad, but like the idea of someone, the idea of somebody falls. Yeah, if someone fell through my ceiling, it would fuck up my vibe pretty bad. Yeah, your vibe, just your vibe. Just my vibe. As long as it falls like here. As long as we get it on camera that I'm all right with it. On camera, that's, that. If it happens and I don't get it on camera, I'll be fucking pissed. I would be so mad.

I'm spamming that. I don't think I could sleep in a place where there's a giant opening. I don't think I'd get my body to go to rest in a place like that. You never stepped under like a skylight or something? Did you see, you remember Sig is? Sig is? You remember he like, he first got famous off of, uh, branding about how much he loves Pokemon? No.

And like, you like, do the, uh, you don't remember like huge. I love Pokemon. You don't want to D. Is that black guy? Ds? Yeah. Did he do the, was he the guy that did like the fucking, he was in front of, um, probably. It was in front of like Walgreens and he did.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's that guy. The only reason I bring him up is because I was wondering what happened to him. And then he live streams and his life is a complete mess. It's fucked up. Shattered his fucking ankles at one point because he jumped from like a, uh, a second story,

escaping an apartment. Um, he was streaming. His entire ceiling collapsed. I've never seen that before my life it's so funny but it reads and pores type shit yeah it just gets worse and worse

I've never could you like sleep in an apartment if you know like when people break their windows I can't sleep an house as a broken window I'm fine with it I would freak the fuck out because I'd be like oh someone they're gonna get inside now they can get inside either way

I know they can just break the window and get inside that is true but now there's an invitation to come inside and get something. I mean, it depends on what floor I'm on. I don't know. It's on the second floor. I don't really give a shit. I can't.

I can't. My brain can't bring me the rocks like that's good point. That's good point. No, because I feel like when I see a window open, I'm not going to do it. I'm more. You start thinking about it?

I'm like, oh, well, this is more breakingable if it was, if I was going to break in. If I was, if I had a breaking in kink, I would break in here. Breaking in kink. I guess it does It lends itself If I was breaking in

I'm breaking in this place With a broken in window Sure I I I I Like did you sleep in your bedroom

With your bedroom Had a giant hole In the fucking roof For your bedroom I don't Probably not Peering over the hole They don't come in there's peer

That would fucking I used have nightmares Did I used to have nightmares Or not nightmares I think I would just like Think about this happening and I would like scare myself. Yeah, there were just a mares.

But like, I would think about, like, I would look at my window and hope to God there wasn't somebody standing directly outside it because I was on the third floor, the fourth floor, damn near. So like, it would like, and I would think like, oh my God, if I looked at my window and there was somebody out there, it would really like fuck my life up. I found it. I found it. Well, it makes it funnier.

Check out, check out, check out D. Sigs. That's one joke of the night. Give a round of apples to Japhis. It's like, where does that ever happen? Play that again. That is crazy. He says I'm broke as fuck too, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm broke as fuck. Oh, I'll go back. One joke of the night. Give a round of episodes to Jay Fassarge. I mean, I'm broke as... Oh. I saw a video yesterday.

It was really fucking funny. That is insane. It is. What is that video called? So this is the scene is called Sega's roof collapse on stream. It's so crazy who lives above him. Nobody?

It's just his roof? I guess, yes. It must be like that. Family falls on. Dude, you would have died if it's like a That would be crazy. The

completely fruit fruitless attempt to save it oh shit he puts his hands up what if I can hold the wall up that is not my natural my natural reaction is to probably

curl in a ball yeah not try to hold it up and then my wrist snap it's like a fucking praying bit because his wrist got broke there's a video I'm trying to find

all right dying light was the best Xbox one game. Suck me. Cold brew King. That's hot. Suck me. I wish I liked dying light. Yeah, whatever. There's too many zombie things. Oh yeah, the guy jacking off.

Yeah, man. King's and sends videos of guys jacking off to us all the time. But you can't see their genitals in the frame of it. It's all shadow stuff. That's what makes it whipsic. I saw all the comments. One guy was like, oh damn, he's got like a

nice shadow. Like he's probably got a good piece because Mike wouldn't look that long and I'm like how do you know that? He's studying the real cinematography. The blocking here is expert. He's got some girff to him. Look at it. Look at it go. His arms are moving.

There's circling motion of his shoulders, bitch. Man. This doesn't even need a lumetry color profile on it. I think it's perfect. Jacking off in a public area is bananas. You know that's when you know you have a tough job Especially in a toy Like we have a tough job

Especially in a stall Where there's no there's no There's no scenery It's just stall There's no you got no camera Anything like that you're just like It's like you Wall

Like masturbating in a target That's going out of business Yeah It's like fucking crazy Like if you have to Get one of the unisex bathrooms That you know usually We'll take the changing areas

They're usually the family restaurant Or brother how about like a single Fucking bathroom That's what I mean That's what they usually are like the single ones that are in businesses. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, so just go in there. You know, if you have, if you, because to me, if you have to, if you have to bust the knife.

Because my thing is, sometimes you got to bust the night. This guy isn't, to me, he's not a pervert because he'd be jacking off like in front of people. He'd be doing something. He is so stressed out. He needs to bust alone.

That is. That is true. It does. And I'm like, it actually makes it much more innocent. And to me, that's what my brother at this point. It's a bodily function at that point.

Witt at this point. Like if, He quit He's a manager Yeah Yeah I'm gonna Give me a second

He walks up Yeah He goes to there He jacks his dick Comes all over his shoes And it comes back out there He just That's what I like

He don't clean up He just comes All over his shoes He's like fuck Sweaty but like Kind of relief Shoulders down The toilet

He doesn't Not even in the toilet He's not a shooter At the last It's like a dribble Situation He fucking aims it up And then where

It falls where it lies You know Plays where a lot Live, boils it up. The guy recording catches a stray. All an eye and mouth. On eBay, every find has a story.

Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them.

which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught

then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? the one you wish you never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It wraps around his eye. It's like, under his eye. Oh, you feel moving. Like, you ever played a tetherball? Yeah. I have definitely seen, I have definitely seen kids in tether ball hit the ball it wraps him on one kid's naked and hits another kid the head. I've

seen that and it's like that's a later it's awesome. Seeing a kid get it. I Tether ball is a very fit and you need if you're not the same height it's completely unfair. Oh it's broken if you're at a certain point you just you can't you can't reach and it's over it's over. I've definitely played handball

and seeing people slap fire out of the dude's asses like slap them in their ass so hard it's insane. And the game has got to keep going. You guys slap each other's asses. Because in a hand, you've played handball before, right?

I don't know if I played the one where you... I was like, I don't know if I play this version. It's handball, a wall ball ball, some people call it. I've played, you talk, are you talking about like, explain why you slap somebody's ass? You're just hitting the ball. So someone gets in front of you hit the ball and you're like, oh, I'm going to go for you.

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I think I quit. I think I should quit. How interesting, Mr. Wahlberg. Just read the fucking names. That was too much. That was too stupid. Mr. Walberg. I've never met such a wall-based human being.

He's literally a wall. Oh, my God. He's a wall-oriented. They showed the X-Men and what you call it? In the, um... Oh, 97? Wait, Walberg, the Israeli wall? These real, fuck up.

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Men at work. That's it. So you can turn that into something. They did the Scrubs episode too. Oh, that's right. Overkill, I think the song was. That's right. Colin Hay.

I don't know why I know these things. We're jumping across a fucking huge gap. I can't get to sleep. I think about my. masturbation. I'm coming on my feet. I'm howling out in jubilation. Yay.

Especially at night. I'm jerking over situations. This guy knows his shit. I don't know why. I totally forgot about that song until just now. It came flooding. Stop. Oh my God.

I can't see. It's really bad. A lot of things go wrong. I think we just witnessed a death. What is this? Finish him. Yo. The girl that gets crushed by the refrigerator,

like, oh, she's out of the words. Finish him. Somebody fell down the center gap of stairway. You know, falling down the center gap of a stairway is like, it's my dream. But also, like, you know what I mean? No. I've always wanted, like, if I were able to do it. You know what I mean?

And not sustain damage. To skip stairs that way. I've always wished I could do that. Ah. When people, I think, I think people that free run, right,

that do like parkour. I saw a cat do it once. It looked really uncomfortable. It was fine, but you could tell, like, it took some damage. Yeah,

it wasn't great. I've seen cats fall from really high up, and it's like, that cat is alive right now, but give it the end of the day. And cat's probably not gonna, that cat's probably not gonna be here. Probably.

Like, he's gonna walk off and, like, be fine for a little bit, but he's like, he's, He's like letting go. He's like, all right, well.

Yeah, he's... Let me reminisce on these last six memories I have that were cool before I effectively killed myself. Meow, meow, meow. He goes under a fucking... Porch and just die. It's so disrespectful, too. It's like, this random cat died under my porch and now it fucking stinks. And I got to clean it up, your piece of shit, random cat.

I don't know this cat. They do find porches to die under it. It's really interesting that they just look for a porch. Well, it's secluded. Yeah, but like it's never under something else that isn't a porch. I've never seen a cat die under something that isn't a porch. I've seen cats die under car wheels. Well, it was trying to get to the porch.

That's a porch. It's a moving porch, kind of. It's all a porch and it's like, bam. Oh, shit. Dude, my aunt had a cat that like ran straight into a wall and died. Oh, good for him. Like on hit? Mm-hmm.

Good for him. Were you guys there? I think I was there. I vaguely remember it. What was the vibe afterwards? Was it more awe? Like, oh, whoa. I just remember being like, that definitely didn't just happen.

So I just, I went back to play. I went back to play a dark angel on the fucking original life spot. You didn't even let it. You didn't let it. Like, like, no. I was like, there's no way that just that seems so. I'm six. You know, there's no way that just happened.

Yeah. I'm going to go back to playing. Malik Barry. Chris Brown was just practicing his beats. Ah. Not Fakes new president, Benjamin woman come in Gmail. Mr. Captain, Mr. Captain Big Butthole of Tom Foolery Lane.

Gay Boy Farty, Young Colin falling down, failing all 700 resolutions on day one. Nice. That's crazy. The Undead Snake, God Zigga. That's pretty good. A black Godzilla. What would make him black?

What about Godzilla would have chained if he was black? Do you just have a chain or something? You got a chain. I actually don't know. That's it. That's it. Just a chain. No, he would be,

he would be heavily, he'd be way more attacked by the military. They'd be way more aggressive on how they attack it. I don't think they would, I guess the soundtrack would just be different. But it'd be like a black person, like a trap beat behind like an amazing. Text of irresponsibility for ancient peace unreasonably.

What? What is this? Text of irresponsibility? What? This is like an opposite meme. Yeah, it is, but I, you know. Ancient peace unreasonable. New war.

Ancient war. New war. New world order. Text of peace. What? I gotta be honest with you, man. What is it called again? You've stumped me. I don't know what this is supposed to be. It's ancient peace unlimited?

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No. No world. Order. I'll come back to it. You're going to have to explain. I genuinely, I don't even. The four should be the biggest hint. It's like it's the fourth installment.

So it's something that has like, you know, It's been going on. Book of text of whatever. It's bothering me that I don't know it. Big Snartank doesn't want to know this, but Sween's ass is free. You can just take it. I'm Captain Lou and I'm talking to you. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week,

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versus Nicholas Maduro. I'm Beast Mr. and I'm invading Venezuela.

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guy who runs the Spider-Man's charity. Martin Lee Mr. Feast Mr. Feast And he's really good at eating everything he sees

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That I think the Kiwi photo was amazing. Chainsaw Chud getting double teamed by two cerebris oh,

Cerberus. Cerberus. Cerberus. Cerberus. Call me a devil dog. Becoming a pharmacist so I can spike Derek's test

with adrenaline and MDMA. That's horrible. God damn. Crazy. You would just kill him. That's, yeah, that would probably

kill him immediately. I would love that. You'd feel great for a moment that you would die. You're, uh,

That's it. You'd have one good workout. Yeah. Young Colin fighting King Dad to the death over who gets to molest Sweeney first. I fantasize. What was Young Colin and he wins, then that would just make Kingston a molester. Mm-hmm. Oh.

Unfortunately. What happens if a kid molest you? I feel like you're a criminal. I think it's happened before. I'm sure it has. That's 100% happened. Like, that's definitely occurred. You know, like especially in like royal times when like, like, like, like,

Like a seven-year-old prince, you know what I mean? Or whatever. It's just like, Daddy, I want to have sex. It's like, you don't know what that means. Oh, actually, he might, actually. Because people died at like 20 back then. So, like, seven's probably, seven adjusted for inflation is probably like more like 22. Four grown adult.

Yeah. No, it would be the opposite. It would be further along. I'm thinking so the two-year-old would be effectively a 14-year-old. I mean, ostensibly, yeah. You'd be expected to, like, fight your own pigs. Happy birthday, two-year-old. You're a man.

You're a man now. Look after your mother for me. I'm going to perish of flaky cum disease. Everything. I haven't cleaned come off me in years, and it's caught up with me, unfortunately. Unfortunately. Or fortunately.

Take care of your mother for me, please. He dies and he was so young. Are you so old, I mean? He was 28. He's 28. But that must have happened for sure, like in those times especially, I bet. But how would you have a horny prince? No.

Like with like the fucking kings men. Just like take that woman. What a terrible. I don't care if she's 40 or. What a terrible situation they're being. It's like it would be like a curved episode where, you know, some, some kid roofies you. Curve your enthusiast you. And then you're like, no, the kid molested me.

And they're like, uh, no. And then the kid's like, no, he molested me. And you're like, fuck. Like, wait. Who did you guys find? waking up with their pants down. Not the kid. It was me.

It's like, ah, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. You're the, you're the, get the blunderbust. I think curb your enthusiasm,

but in like a Lord of the Rings world. Yeah. Yeah, curb your rings or whatever. Curb your fantasy. Curb your fantasy or something like that. Just something like that. So I,

like, like a little mundane, uh, situational comedy moments in like a, like a Victorian, I guess. Um, what would you even call it?

A little fantasy area. Like a, yeah, like a middle, Ages kind of setting Because it's almost forgivable in those days Sure right so it would have to be Victorian I guess Would it be weird for a human to marry a hobbit

I fanate I'm gonna move on I'm gonna I fantasize I fantasize about YouTube violently raping me That's crazy That's a wild right Berserker Broly's bang bus size bean is rains shifted The Sloger 2, Why So Derpy I saw someone describe having sex with Bonnie Blue as trying to feed yogurt to Stephen Hawking.

That's crazy. Dumb-bum-stuffer, courage the cowardly dog testifying against Epstein. He turns it to an island. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea.

From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute, until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour.

Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your friend? first car. The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home

for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. Um, I think, I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

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he's warning him that like people are closing in. Yeah, yeah. Like the, the I've seen files are gonna be released. Yeah. He's like, so he turns into, he turns into a,

he turns into a, he turns to a black book. He turned into like, I don't know, like a redacted. He turns out of, a redacted bar. I don't know what you're saying.

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Sir, the fur's not stained. It's not staying on. Get a hot glue gun. Hot glue, make his skin, melty and hot, and blow feathers on him. Use staples if you need. I need you to staple my other dogs hide onto his face. And let me play with my dog. Let me play with my new JD dog, my J. Dog Vance.

Jay Dog. Make it be on the ground so it's nostalgic. I remember when my dog used to be on the ground. It really made him a dog. Made him a dog. It's what separates us from dogs, really? Yeah, the peeing on the ground. I know I pee much

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Asian guy going like basically speaking as the dog to the kid he's like I'm in heaven now you never seen that clip? I might have seen it because that sounds familiar that cliff is iconic dude that is an iconic clip Chris please read the names I'll read him or it's so worst only in the beginning

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This is so much. I'm happy here, so I'm not coming home. Yeah. It's so great. He doesn't talk about it. It's crazy. I have seen it.

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We're sick as fuck. What did you think about a drone striking of a bunch of Americans overseas? Well, I thought it was a low geek, kind of cool. Is it better than the shit that your boy Trump's doing? Now, let me say this. Loker, genuinely. I thought it was pretty cool that we killed those people. Excuse me, would you like a glass of water from Flint?

In fact, this is coffee from Flint? It's been said to give you powers. It's like, we installed, this is delicious coffee. It's like, that's actually just water from Flint, Mr. Obama.

Oh, well. Well, either way, it's keeping me awake. I can't believe you, I'm going to ignore what you said and I'm going to say, I can't believe you guys installed coffee in your water pipes.

That's a very impressive. That's a very brave thing to do. I pitched something similar when I was at the White House, but they said, no. No. I don't know why he, like,

leads. I don't even think he does that. No, but he does that. He does that to me. Nope. Did you call Charlie Kirk, Obama? Was it a drone? How'd you know?

How'd you know? I could have sworn nobody saw that thing that we had flying up there. Yeah, I'm surprised nobody heard the extremely loud buzzing. We picked it up from Target that morning. There is but a drone from Target. Canola Joe resurrected Big Viti Stakes. Okay, actor, Ophart, Jonathan. Gay actor Rosebud Delicious.

You took my cum, now I'm going to starve. Nice. You took my only cum. Now I'm going to starve. Classic. Sorry, I can't. I had a burrito. The 6th sixth sheep sick.

Fuck you. Heath, watching Venezuela from a Japanese Taco Bell. That's crazy. Damn. I bet a Japanese Taco Bell goes hard, actually. Yeah, probably has a lot of interesting shit in it. It's probably really good. God damn it.

I want to go to Japan and eat. Gids, Trump's rape child, RFK homunculi, can Kingston give birth? Retarded all by yourself, beautiful, racist Metallica, be like master of slaves. That's not even clever. It sucks. Make it two syllables at least. I guess the only racist thing they could think of that was two syllables was something that you didn't feel comfortable saying.

That would have been crazy. Sween is a slightly less blind Clayton Bigsby, EA Sports. It's in the sand. That shit and crusted hairs around. your unclean anus are called dingleberries. Pick them as a healthy treat. That's crazy. Hi, dad.

Don't yell at the TV. Sween can't hear you. Replacing Sween's lufa with several dozen Man o' War! What's a man of war again? I forget. It's like a fish, right? It's like an evil.

It's like an evil fish. Isn't it one of those I don't know. I'm thinking of an urchin. Mano war. I think I'm thinking of an urchin. Oh my God. Yeah, it's a fucking,

It's like one of these poisonous fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking crazy. Those things are fucking... Those are... To me, those are just... They need more time to... Grow into something horrible.

Yeah, to be something absolutely terrible. If there were no people around, they would be... Right, right, right, right. Mammals fucking took over. Sorry, sorry, jellyfish. Mammals are like a... Like, I feel like mammals are what happens when you like... You know when Hell Divers 2, they had like...

everybody was having too much fun with the weapons and they were like these weapons are too effective we got to nerf everything yeah i feel like that's what mammals are like mammals kind of nerfed everything i think mammals are just like mammals are just like specifically good at being but not really anything else well that's a pretty good one to have yeah but other things like let's let's let's let's produce electricity let's change our body textures let's fucking let's fly and mammals are like let's i don't know These opposite names are getting, like, they're making, they're really hurting me now at this point. Sub par Mario moon dim for the Sega worksphere. Super Mario Galaxy.

Moon dim is sunshine. Oh. Yeah. There we go. See, Mario, it should have been subpar Luigi. He fucked up. Yeah, so far Luigi. He fucked up.

Oh, Mario, technically, actually. I guess he would be the opposite. Yes, that's correct. I fucked up too. Damn, I'm like a kill him. Damn, it's over. Whoa. Open up his whole chest.

Zoro. Oh, check it out. I love Zoro. God damn it. I love Zoro so much. You're gliding it through bone like it's effortless. Oh, like it's, it feels like you're cutting through butter. He's like, oh, wow.

You might as well, it's like you're cutting through. Oh, I'm so cutable. You ever cut through the, get the scissors through the wrapping paper. Oh, yeah, just like you didn't have to glide that shit Glided through You ever like grab a lamb and like just pull it apart A lamb? A lamb? Like grab it by the fucking base of his neck and it's like

Me-me-me-me-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ccccccccccccccccccccccc. Yeah, yeah, whatever, you just yank it's spinal cord out. You're gonna be on the lamb if he's talking about his Jamaican tales, like when he visited Jamaica, like what he did? Jamaican tails, To make it's going on, Jamaican tails. Watch out for the black magic. There's a Jamaican man at the top of the hill screaming at you in the language. You don't understand.

Cook that whole pig. He goes up to your ox tail. Yeah. All right, one minute. An entire ox. You notice there's like a little bit of a restraint. And then he's like, oh no, I got, I got it. I got it.

I got it. It's like Captain American when he does the big. Have you seen the thing with SpongeBob? Oh, when he's ass? What is his ass? I don't remember. He can pull that up while I read the names. Cardboard pie, Department of Hore,

setting up a mortar emplacement outside of the White House. You know what for? Derek, search on YouTube as a bundle. We form a mighty faggot. That is a real video, I think. As a bundle, we form a mighty faggot. Sounds very British. It sounds very British, yeah.

I'll look it up. Victor Weniano changed my broke, dumb, gay, stupid chud life. Something funny, Moonrise, Underwalk. I need context of that. What does he mean by that? I really don't. I don't even know who that is. Victor Wemignama?

He's a free. Yeah, he's an alien in the NBA. He's also crazy flexible too. If he's a sports person, I just have no shot of, I understand. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea.

The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same T, from the same tour.

Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught than heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? the one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time.

Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

Like Derek Jeter, maybe. Yeah, some ethnic baseball guy. I think baseball guy from 2002 to 2004 specifically. Do you know who, oh my God. I know Hideki Matsui, like that kind of era. What about like any modern baseball players at all? No fucking shot. I don't know a single person who's still playing baseball today. What about like

You've heard anything about the Dodgers? Anything at all? I mean, I know what the Dodgers are Okay, well. And I know that they came from Brooklyn. Do you know the Japanese man name? The famous Japanese player on Dodgers right now? What's his name?

What's his name? That's crazy. What's his name? Showe? Showie Otony. Showy Tecmo. Switch, switch it. That is crazy.

No, I don't, I genuinely. I just was like, showy Otani. Like, if you heard that name, no. Not at all. Yeah, he's. I just, yeah. I don't think of argument. My homies and my, uh, my California friends in the Discord.

They were like, he's more athletic than LeBron James. And I was like, guys, please shut the fuck up. I don't want. I was like, please. I wouldn't even entertain that. I wouldn't even entertain that argument. I, this is a take that people are not going to like the people that like baseball. baseball is nowhere near as an athletic requirement

as many of the other physical sports that exist. It's not even, I wouldn't even entertain. What you're saying right now is so like, obvious. I wouldn't even entertain it. It's stupid. Like you need athletic to play baseball,

especially if you're a hitter, or a catcher, particularly catching. You need skills, man. But it's more skill oriented than it is athleticism. You need skills. You need skills. Athleticism is the,

is the last thing you need. Not last, but it's not. It really is. You don't need to move that because, like, I play baseball when I was young. And the way it is, the way you're spread out, you don't need to move that much. The only thing you move in the most is when you're running. You're an outfielder. You need to be quick.

You need to be if you're MLB, you want to be as quick as possible. Yeah. And you have, hopefully you can also jump. And that's about it. But like, that's for them. And that's for specifically the MLB. I think shortstopping and outfield you need athletic system I think shortstop me just need a big dick to like you know how cheetahs use their

their tails to swing and then they can for like leverage and shit and have to help them pivot he just pivots on his penis grabs the ball you need a fucking because you need a black second you know you can see imagine what I'm saying right where he's like leading forward but he's on his dick and he spins out and grabs the ball and throws it back that's what I'm saying I guess he stays on his penis out no I guess that's all you need

And woman Osdaid I'd be like Hairless Dishonor you What is that I didn't get catch that I don't know

Hairless dishonor you Man Hairless Ball Hairless is That's Norman Osborne Harry Dishonor

What does he say I love you I What does he say normally Keep it up Keep it up guys I like that I like this name's

Hairless What does he say at that moment. Is it a hairy? It's hairless? That's so stupid. That is so stupid. I was thinking bald? Hairless. Or like, or hairy and then

hairless. It should have been bald. Hairless Oz died. I'm losing my goddamn mind. Goon devil the man without come chasing cards by Blow Patrol. If I'm gay queer, I'm just gay queer, would you like with me and just fuck my holes? I guess I love you. I love you. Is that? No. I don't know. Honor me. I don't

remember. I don't remember. Avenge me. Stupid Dog shit But I love it Keep it up guys Keep it up I hate that we got there It's

Do you know who I think you You know what this was It was Jordan Because he did that good Kind of good shit No Jordan sticks out No you know No what I mean

He started this He started this Oh you're right You're right Goodness He opened the cage He opened the cage He had one

He had one that was too good With good evil can evil And now it's like, now it's every fucking week. Kingston probably knows what you would call the Flintstones if they were black. What? Kingston probably. Yeah, I mean, well, you know what he would say.

Yeah. It would be the obsidian, it would not be. That's fucking good. No, I was. You nailed it. That was actually. That was unironically fantastic. How the hell did you?

I was expect. What? Give a round of applause. Was it not the hard ar stones? Because that's too easy. Because that's what you usually do. I think I have more. And I'm pretty sure.

I think I have more regal status than that. Whatever. Well, he's practicing. See, he's flexing his muscles. Did you, is this a resolution?

No, I've used the obsidian's years ago. That was like, that was like something I said that was like over a decade ago. Oh, so you're tipping into your bag of it. I was like, interesting.

I'll store that one. Store that one. The obsidian is pretty good. That's really good. That's very good. That's clever. What the fuck? You're stunned.

I did something. It's like seeing a monkey use a telephone. You're just like, what is this? But he also had it prepared for years. He did. That's also more impressive still. It's more just like,

oh, well. It's not that. No, it's less impressive, but you had it prepared for years. Having it held in my brain for a decade. No, we've all got bits that we hold on to.

Name three your bits you've held on to. Oh. Name three held on the bits right now. They don't have names. Oh, yeah. interesting. They're not formed. They're malformed.

You have malformed bits? I guess so, yeah. I have a few bits of my phone that I read sometimes and I'm like, this is so insane. It's crazy. I got a 4070 TI rig for $1,200 $200.

Okay, so I'm curious what that cost now. Why don't be about as much? Why about the same amount? Look, if they're not corrupt, they can't raise the price because they already paid for that shit. That's true. So now if they,

if they raise the prices on already built shit or already purchased shit then like the thing is that the stuff that's already in the facility it's not supposed to it's not supposed to how much is it right now I mean the ones I'm seeing the graphics card alone is a thousand dollars like the nine

$949 no tax so and then the rig here that I'm saying is 22 2, 2,299 1400 on the low end that's less than mine was My PC was like $4,000. Mine was, I think, about that too. $4,000. That was a fucking...

The one we're staring out here? Yeah. No, not might not be actually four. Mine's 4K and it's currently... Mine is currently... I think, no, no, no. That was like, I think, so 29, I think. Mine was like four.

Like, it was 29 or 31, I think. It was probably like brand new. Yeah. It was around then. I'm gonna buy my next computer probably like 20... But that also has like 64... That has 64 gigs of RAM. Yeah, about same money.

So you don't just like swap out. pieces? Yeah. That is that is smarter but the problem of swapping out pieces is the fact that I'm gonna have to do it which I know how to do

I've gotten better doing it It's not hard Especially like like Can I ask you an honest question Is it a size thing for you for the tools It's horrible I would imagine right Like do it

Because I feel that way about Like when I get in there And I'm like I don't I don't know if I'm precise When I was It's not really It's it's there I'm always worried

I'm gonna static shock my My fucking machine They're built for retards now They're built for me But like when I was recently like When I really have to do is I have to uninstall everything. And I got to do like a clean, you know what I mean?

Like a clean wipe. They're doing that for mine now because I'm going to get fixed. They're like, oh, we're going to wipe everything. And I was like, I'm fine with that. What happened to yours anyway? That makes things a lot faster. So my audio jack, my ox thing and my Bluetooth for just not working for ever. And I just didn't know what to do to fix it.

And I was like, I'm just going to send this in and get fixed. What type of, what type of, uh, do you remember precisely what type of a processor he had? processor? Yeah. I think it was intel. Had to be Intel. Yeah, but was it like an I-9-K or something? It was the I-9.

The newest one, like I-9-9-13-K. You remember that a generation? Okay. I was just trying to pinpoint because I know there was a certain, there were certain ones that were. The processor I had was fucked. That one was the bugged one. It was the one you had to download the new bios for because it eventually would just erode anything with unreal on it. So that was the one I had.

Okay. But I'm probably going to upgrade. I'm probably going to upgrade the processor while it's there. They're like, hey, they're going to check it for me. If anything is fucked, we're going to let you know. I don't give you the bill for. it and they were like the processors are fine that's not we have to worry about if your ram or your graphics card is fucked i'm sorry it's gonna be a lot of money and i was like yay it shouldn't be

yeah it doesn't sound like a ram issue at all it doesn't not a ram my ram is a little bit my rambes my rambes been fine for the most part i was waiting for it to come back the problem is that it's beginning of the year so i'm not going to get into next week this kingston uh yeah we uh compacted your pc into a cube could you uh come pick up your cube please it doesn't work They just fucking put in the back And then they just fucking hand it to you on a little keychain It's dense and shit He's two feet away from you

You guys are separated by the desk He throws it and like the Like a pinch The release of it is this far Before it makes contact with me He gets fucking Otani to show up He fucking show a Chucks in in your

face. We're in the appeal to reason end game timeline. Smitchie the gay. Things are really interesting. I think the world's in a really wonderful spot where like we have a chance to be like, hey, all this fuck shit happened in front of us. Let's do a better job. We're not going to.

You know what? We have a chance to. The benefit to all this is that like, and I haven't been out in that space for a while, but like I would love to like go to like. like like underground punk shows right about now oh it's probably litus you know what I mean like I feel like I feel like that seems probably an interesting

place right now like the newer version of punk music like whatever whatever has manifested out of that ethos like I would now's a great time it's probably like now's a great time for punk punk anarchist shit right now like genuinely like real like like extreme destroy destroy

the system What's the movie with what this name with um with uh the guy I played shaggy hook oh mouse trap is a mouse trap actually no what's just called hook right no what his name you guys stop buying to me for no what are you asking for no who with willard where gillard what their name is um brist and terribithia willam you are a fucking who willam willam defoe what's the guy's name danieler danieler danieler ryecliff you piece of shit danielard actually not the guy that played shaggy in a Scooby-Doo movie. Matthew Lillard.

Matthew Lillard. Oh. Yes. Scream? Yes. Isn't he the scream guys? Yes, but he was also in a movie, a punk movie. I forgot what it was called.

Oh, SLC Punk. Is that what it's called? Yeah. SLC punk. Yeah, that movie. It's those type of dudes showing up right now. Why did you guys lie to me so much? I felt like I was going crazy.

Well, the fact that I tricked you with Hook, I'm like, Hook. Hook. Derek, Derek, I'm lost. Derek, I'm lost. You've never. That's like someone being lost in the force, being like over here and they come over there

and it's like oh no we're lying over here I don't know I'm going to do you know do you know the movie hook no

oh wait with Captain Hook you just hook with yeah with Robin Williams and a Dennis Hopper a Hopman what you call it and Dante Bosco

the guy I played voice acting Zucco was in that movie oh well I don't know that who Rufio that guy whoever that nigga yeah

Rufio yeah it was him literally On eBay every find has a story Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played.

You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever.

See? The things you love have a way of. of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car?

The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. What is that futureoma joke? over here. You know what I'm talking about? Which one? Which one?

Where it's like, it's my favorite for each geometer. What is this? It's like, uh, over there. I mean over here.

I'm sorry, I forgot where I was. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. That's sort of fine relative to someone else.

It's an absolutely iconic joke. It's like, that might be like the finest written joke for television. I think I've ever seen. That's crazy. I'm sorry. I forgot where I was.

Mine was definitely that guy committing suicide on Jimmy Kimmel. All right. Well, Smitchie the Gay. Snart Tank is powerfully married. Fister Sisters, Maycar, young Colin on Epstein Island molesting other kids. Blows his head up. StarCopy. Kid Collins recreating weapons ending on old Colin.

Go ahead and ghost me, bitch. I love the X-Files. I'm feeling romantic. Sween versus Brock Lesner. Sween versus Brock Lesner at the next creator clash. No way. No way. That's so awesome.

Well, hey, man, they're pretty good at mismatching. Yeah. Dude, the condition, the condition I would be in afterwards would be so hilarious. You would look like that fucking, that little iron lung nugget man who's interviewing Zoran Mamdani. That was tough. Have you seen that one? Little iron lung nugget man. So I saw a clip of it not on his page, but on somebody else relaying it.

and the comment section It's rough, man The one of them, the biggest one was like those WoJack type dudes Like going Trying to hold in their laughter It's, dude, the guy Looks,

It is the most It's the most It's, it could be I think it is, but like, dude, he's But I let me find Not to, look, not to It's just, it's rare It's just, it's rare that you see somebody

So profoundly disabled He is extremely disabled. Like to the point where I'm like, yo, That's a lot. It's like more than Ricky Berwick by like a mile. I didn't send it to you guys because I was like this is, you know, because I didn't know if you guys are seen it or not,

but I'm like, I'm skipping over this one. As a matter of fact, I don't even think I engage with it so I can't find it. It's a, yeah, it's unfortunate. I genuinely don't even know how you would even search for it. Well, yeah. I mean, you could. Do I want to see it really? Not really.

do. You would probably. I want to be clear. It's not, it's, it's, it's, we're not making fun of them.

Yeah, it's not supposed to be funny. It's just jarring. It's just like, you see that and you, but you, you, uh,

you learn things. Yeah. You know, and people were like, uh, praising Zorn for like, you know, his,

like, keeping a straight face? It's keep, yeah. They're like, wow. You know, I'm like,

he's like, he's like the all time lock in moments and stuff. It would be hard for, it would be so hard for me. And I wouldn't really, it wouldn't even come from like a negative place. Like it really would just be like, I'm sorry, this is just so unusual. I wouldn't touch him.

That's crazy. But I wouldn't be like, mine would be really wide, but not on purpose. I know that's what would be. I'd be crying. He would be crying. What are you going to do for our, for our community? And you're just like, I plan on addressing all of the major issues facing our disabled community. And he's just, there's tears streaming.

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Probably I forget You're nothing not many artists yourself Spag and boy Spag keyweed I'm something of a scientist myself I'm somewhat of a scientist myself

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Not I forget Oh I found the actual guys Uh Oh his account His account Oh, well, that's as good as any. Yeah. Here's a picture of him.

And then, hold, I'll let it, you know. Oh. And then let me show you how respectful the comment section are, you know? Oh, man. Like, you know, the bears. It just reminds you to the bears of my body thing that I would show you sometime. If you laugh, you go to Israel. Yeah, this is the one that I kept seeing.

If you love, people. Yeah. With the, you never see that before? You never see that before? The speed? It's like a thing of speed. Craig the Canadian. I think I will cause problems on purpose

It's your boy, Shawnee D. A man named Ditty, did those people? Could you know right this? DoorDash wrapped at garage is true. You see like the open wound thing of the Souls game, you know, when there's the glowing open wound in my chest. It's getting crazy. It's getting, I'm getting so tired.

Oh, it's another one? Response out less, less boringy. I don't know. I give up. Respond? Response out. Response out. So silent in?

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I just this year These are good Keep these up They're not good They're not good They're making a stink And then that's the treasure The treasures you dig into the garbage

And you find a gem Ain't no treasure here We're gonna do a whole episode of decoded Yeah guys send us a ton of them This code I will do that That'll be extra ammo

Do not do that. That's a ways of an extra ammo. I think that's a good one. Do not absolutely under no circumstances. We cannot send Asm. I don't be better than not having an extra ammo. We cannot we cannot send Asmond Gold to war at Venezuela. Remember, bio-weapons are inhumane.

Pliot, C.A. being hung by his entrails and his corpse paraded through the city. He is one of those spirits. Chris. If a bear ate him, the bear would immediately start crying and die. Chris's dad eating the dead Vietnamese soldier because his rations isn't shown up for He's not a big fan of rice. In sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing

at footage of the Challenger explosion. What did Sweene think of the Mighty Nine? What if instead of the Simpsons? Oh, I love the Mighty Nine. That's my favorite. I like it more than I like Vox Machina actually. Really? I love the Mighty Nine.

I heard that shit was gay. I know you're gay, actually. I have proof you're gay. You like men. Physically, physically and emotionally, you like men. There's nothing wrong with that. What if instead of the Simpsons?

I want proof so I can turn gay for real. What if instead of the Simpsons, it was She Thimson's? That's not what it says. She. Thimson's. I want to put a bunch of lightning rods all over my body and run around in Seattle. And just catch bolts of lightning.

I don't. That's so stupid. That is, I mean, I know it's not the opposite thing. I prefer it. I prefer it to the other thing. You know, the best one just switching around letters and shit. I prefer it. At least we, she thimpsons.

She thimpsons. Trump is fighting to the nail-naissance for the last 10 seconds of his life behind bars or in prison. Obi-Won-Cobloomy, Dick Cheney getting revived by the Peth Cemetery and coming back exactly the same. The come before the porn.

What is happening? I'm sorry. Did you get news from Venezuela? On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played.

You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute, until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See, the things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home.

For good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morrig? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com

for an office near you. No, my friend, my first best, my first friend I ever made in elementary school. He just, he met in the summer, met his girl. You getting married, I guess. They moved in together in like two months. And then he just texted us that they're engaged. And that was so in less than the year. And I'm like, what, mind you, didn't rock with having girlfriends like most of his life, right?

So I'm a little. That's surprising. I'm like, congrats, but I'm also a little concerned. Right, yeah. I felt like I've never. It's very quick. Speed running a relationship. I'm like, Jesus Christ.

The sound system remote Chris lost. Cocky Balbusy. I've accidentally made my BSC Chem project connected to the latest Nobel winners. I don't know what that means. Sorry for making Sween late. I gave him that good dick that left him shaking like Muhammad Ali. Love Neil de Gay Tyson. No, yeah.

Yeah, he did say that. I did give him that good dick. Wage Slate. Wage Slate. Wage Slade 583. Elder millennial 388 disturbs my guilty pleasure. Pippini Brothers presents publishing. Oh, Pippini Bros. Publishing presents.

Frank Randle's New Children's book, The Horax. Donk, Donkerson, Homeless Chris, Christopher Rapitzer, Pee Sirloin, ellipsis. You've watched, um, Muhammad Ali and Michael J. Fox having sex. I wouldn't be able to catch one frame You have to go fucking frame by frame Who's faster? Who's faster?

If you're going on and it's still blurts frame by frame Got one, got one solid frame of them Oh no, no, nothing is not. Because he's like, he's moving And like he's got an advantage in some way. I've seen him move I feel like because of Oh, he's a wearer of fossil

So what's his name's up? I love Team Wolf. I love Team Wolf actually That movie's really awesome I really like that movie Really is awesome Dude, the fucking, go listen to the song when there's the montage at the end of the last basketball game. When he wants to play outside of being a wolf, he wants to be like, oh, let's win it for real.

I'm like, it's gay. Just cheat again. Who cares? You know what I heard like Jeffrey Epstein produced that movie? Like, he was a producer on that movie. I'd be so mad. I'd be so mad, dude. Because he said, this is Teen Wolf.

I Wolf, I Wolf Teen. I would be so mad if somehow he was there. This guy's trash. This guy's trash I'm like Why is he here? Why are you ruining my favorite movie? I don't know why

First of almost If he was a werewolf He would have been Immediately captured Immediately Who? What? I'm serious

No, I'm just I'm just curious Michael J. Fox? Yeah Is that what you meant? Yeah Whatever Sadman.com

Fan and I'm going to fuck Jason dot Ross John Strickland My boss hit on me So I'm probably gonna fuck her For better pay Wish me luck Okay Hey, man.

I've done similar things, man. I see nothing wrong with that. I don't care. That's similar things. Just understand you're getting yourself into a situation. That's going to be nuclear eventually. As long as you're understanding that it's a situation. Have at it.

You guys are adults. I don't care. Yeah, I don't give a shit. I would have fucked. I'm actually six. Oh my God. Whoa.

You have a job? I'm doing child slave labor. I'm doing child slave labor. I'm doing child slave labor in Foxcon. I fuck my fuck con boss. I'd be so upset. Like, how? I think, no.

We just could. They went through with them because they read the app. I work in Mar-a-Lago. That's crazy. I refilled the ice machines. Hey, what are you doing? Are you listening to the sn-

I wonder if that island you can hear it. That's just how Trump got on to us. Oh, right. The child was listened to the snark tank and you're listening to. I love you. Well, child, let me tell you. You're beautiful and cute.

How old are you? Let me just say something to the child. You shouldn't be watching this. Yeah, you should. You should not be watching. I don't care. I don't care. Fuck you.

Yeah, South Park has like a company defending them. What does I have? They have like a, they got legal teams to defend, like they could be like, we got a lawyer that tells us we're not responsible. We got all the platforms that are, you know, whatever. True, true, yeah. If anything, if any parents catch their kids listening to them and the kids do anything weird, you can take it up with Kingsden. If you're underage and you're listening to this or if you're underage and you're a parent and you just heard this and you heard like your kid listening to this,

just understand if they're less than, I'll say 17. If they're less than 17, you should absolutely take away everything from them. Take their phone away. Their lives. Their lives.

Their privacy. Take the door off their bedroom hinges. And specifically Sue Kingston. And Sue Kingston. Yeah. One of my female friends said her dad, like she did something her dad, like, took the door off.

She was like if you want to play this game I will just walk her in my bedroom naked And the dad immediately put the door back Frame one he was like I lost See that I lost I had visions of me putting on the Those lion gauntlets from God of War 3 And just beating her because that just makes me so mad

That I'm like you are such you are so You're evil vindictly like how dare you That's smart though My house That's my house and you're gonna fucking turn me into a pedophile despite if I walk by your room. That is an insanely nuclear option. That is, it's, it's smart because you weren't a bad teenager.

If you know, yeah. No, I'm saying which her thing. Yeah, no, you're a bad teen. You wouldn't do it because you're not shit. What do you mean? Well, I never had the door taken off my hinges. Yeah, but also like, so look, sometimes you're over disciplined. And yeah, I'm just over disciplined.

But like, oftentimes. I can tell she ain't overdisciplined because of her response No, they've been playing cat and mouse for a long time I was relatively well-behaved I think Generally I wasn't but I didn't bring any of my problems in my house Dude you know it's fun I was looking at because I'm going through like the clips

Or going through our episodes to look for clips to post on Yeah, our Instagram and I was like looking for some And there's like time stamps And there's this one comment that was like this really long comment That said Oh god Chris seems Every time Chris talks about his childhood He seems so jaded about it

And it's just this like a long thing about like how jaded I seem about like a lot of things like when I was a kid. Yeah. And some guy just comments his sister died. You got to check it again. Which I was like that's pretty good. So what? You know? There's no, my dog died once.

There's no response either. It's like it's just like conceded. The whole, that's when the whole story is, oh. But I read the whole thing And I saw it. It's like that's such a funny. It's so matter of fact. Yeah. Oh, God.

That'll do it. It's so funny. Yeah. I think I'm the opposite. I don't even think I'm that jaded, really. I think my mom dying made me not jaded. Generally. I don't know.

I don't know about that. I don't know if it would have. I don't, I think it's. It didn't make me more jaded. Sure. That's the better way to say that. Like it made you not jaded me like,

it implies you were jaded. This is weird, right? I have a picture of my mother right now when she was young. No, you know. Ew. That is insane. What do you have a kid picture of your mom, weirdo? Is that super weird?

How young? Like, maybe like early 20s? That's weirder, actually. How is that weird? She died at like 34. I think. I think, no, 30. She died at 30.

31. 31. Oh, wow. So you're older. That's fucking Isn't that weird That weird? Fucking see it for you dude

You've definitely passed her by now right My sister yeah Yeah it's like a while I remember like in high school that happened I was like oh fuck this is weird It's fucking weird Because you look back in that age you were then Is a kid

When you already passed that person It's fucking weird dude Jarring I heard you have a A picture of your A picture of your dad I can't keep it That is my mother right

And she looks like me But it feels strange seeing someone seeing that, seeing her. It's just like fucking freaky. It's like,

that just looks like you. She does look like me and it's like fucking weird it's like, I don't know this person. And it's like, but you look like me, but it's always

fucking weird thinking about stuff like that. Yeah. It's like how I don't, I don't look anything like my dog. But I fuck it. So it's like a straight. The first search of Keith,

David, MJ be like, I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking for him to change his race. His race. That's a classic. Yeah, sure.

No. Oh, that's right. That reminds me. I got to clip the Michael Jackson, the Michael Jackson defaming. You want to be starting. You want to be starting change color. I'm sorry to change your color.

We're sorry to change the color. Come on become white now. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to be black. Kingston and Lily. Then himself after he finds out he's 100% Dominican, the Ghost of Kingston Channel and Chris's Hayles show video, teaming up to blow

up the cast. Pre-Rise, I got Lockjaw. I'm just black and Hispanic. I got Lockjaw doing graveyard shifts at the Dick's Sucking Factory and all I got was Locker as previously mentioned and ass so fat, Stevie Wonder looked back at it. That's crazy. That's a fat. He was apparently a sex pest for, no, that was Ray Charles. That was the same for sex pass. Oh, was he?

Yeah, bad. Like bad. I just imagine. Wait, how bad? What do you mean? Like illegal? Borderline. I don't know. Borderline. What does that mean? He was like, there are some women that were like, he was not, I did not say yes. Oh. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea.

From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you.

But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan. America's Large Injury Law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Georgia. Sexual assault. Do you think he only? I can't see you saying nobody puts headphones in. Do you think he only had sex with deaf women because he couldn't see sign language and he didn't have to accept nose? Yeah.

Having sex with deaf women. She didn't say anything. Having sex with deaf women. George is a good song He's a fantastic musician I give her penis I never heard that about him Even when she doesn't ask

He's a parent with the sex press yeah Who is this again Ray Charles? Yeah Charles Yeah Huh She wants my penis You hearing about Ray Charles

Outside of the movie It's crazy It's crazy It's crazy just said But you're hearing about Ray Charles outside of the movie It's probably very rare Ray Charles is like very black

He's like very black Boys and he also dead Yeah His music was like very much so a period of time for like black people. Sure, sure, sure. Like I'm Caribbean and I only know him because my grandma's been here forever. With no consent. She didn't want it, but I really did.

Yeah, I did that many of times. And you couldn't stop me. Goat. And then the fucking Kanye song starts. And then it comes in. I'm gonna stop right there Anyway Napster of puppets

I ain't saying she a rape victim That's do be That being That being like a single of his That being on an album that goes Quadruple platinum And it's the only song like that Every other song is every other song

It's completely played straight Completely normal and then there's that And you're just like what the fuck And it's like I don't know it's weird, but it sounds fucking sonically incredible. Have you heard the song, though? Like, I understand you're upset, but have you heard the song? Don't read the lyrics. Listen to the song.

Oh my God. Listen to the dub. Don't call it. It helps put distance. Listen to the Japanese dub. Even that's fire. Ian Miles Strong's biggest hater. Uh, Descoopy. At this point, Young Colin disguised himself as old Colin for his own protection. Young King, young, Kingie.

Oh, my God. Don't call me. That's going to make me sad. Don't say that person. Fighting. in an Asian massage parlor call it Kung Fu It's stupid Straight Slayer making the world gayer Next week

The inaugural episode of the Snark Tank Timcast Yeah Can't wait That's this one I think now right Yeah well we're just gonna call this Timcast Just call it whatever Fucker who cares Oh

Before I forget Our next live show is in Bakersfield In California Let me tell you something You guys can go to Bakersfield And look for us if you want Bakersfield sucks so bad You can look for us in Bakersfield

Are you from by Bakersfield? No No, I'm from L.A. I was born in L.A. Oh, you're born in L.A., but you're not from here. North Orange County. Okay, yeah. Yeah.

No, Baker's, fuck that. But my mom lived there for a few years. Okay. We're going to be performing at the Golden Corral. Stop. Find us. On top of the buffet. We're going to be right on top.

We're going to be sitting on the back in Chief. We're going to be doing our Beatles like reunion thing. Like, we're going to be on top of a roof and stuff. shit. Oh yeah. Yeah, you'll find us there. Go. It will be there. That's cool when that should could happen. Yeah. Nigeria. Fans weren't as insane as they are now.

Yeah. If I was on the rooftop like that, I'd be like, you know, hey, what's going on guys? Don't shoot my neck. Let's go. Like that would be just be shot in the face. What if they just really want the neck? I'm protected. They're like, damn it, damn it. As soon as that neck is exposed, I'm coming at it.

I've solved the problem. I've sold them. Only hits people in the neck. No. You have a neck gun? It only works on. Ficked rats. Have you seen a thing when a guy was like, you look like Charlie Kirk?

He was like, oh man, that makes it really sad. I got a hole in my neck too, man. That motherfucker had like something on his neck. He didn't look like him, though. He really did. He really did. I was like, this is not okay, man. Nigeria and Arthur Morgan.

I can't even imagine that. That's a tough one. There's no. time. There's no time. I can't do it right now. That's technique right there. Yeah, that's a skilled person. I'm gonna hit Mickey. Can you do this? If it's still there in the next one, I'll try to

Out of focus, Bigfoot. What the fuck is Nat and why is it always got to be open? Sweeney cracking a man's skull open to gaily bust a homo nut in his brain case. And laugh. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Sweene watching

firefighters save people in reverse. Peasants, Peasants Graham Ethereum I don't know We don't got fucking I don't have it in me Well a ton

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Do it right Do it right That is weird Does it feel weird Yes Riding out our list As always The King

of Hap Hazard. Don't fucking, don't play it. A long fucking episode today. Yeah. So enjoy it. Fuck y'all. I'll catch you guys.

We'll see you soon. Bye. A game to goon. Fortin. A biscuit loose. A china wing. A peanut butter house. That shit is so funny.

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