The Snark Tank - #388: SODA!!!

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

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Hello, everybody. It's another episode of the Snark Tank podcast. We're approaching 400, are we not? We're almost there. I think what this would is 88, 388. That's that's fucking crazy. It is weird. It's upsetting.

But StarTang podcast, it's me, Chris. It's him, Sweeney. It's him, uh, Derek. You're gathered here today with, uh, I mean, you know, there's nothing, nothing going on. Nothing politically happening. So pretty quiet week. Boring. No one's upset.

So, no one's upset. The, the president didn't. put a dementia riddled, a clearly dementia riddled post up. And even people that were, even people that were with him were like, why are you talking about? What are you talking about right now?

They were like, this is the most coherent thing I've ever heard. Everything's great. There's peace in the streets. They were like, brother, it's like. So much peace in the streets. I don't know what you're talking about. It's like getting into a debate. Does I get into a debate about a movie that you didn't even watch?

it is upset about it I hate that I hate that person was black in the movie it's like they weren't black in the movie Did you see Avatar? Why? I don't know I'm just asking I believe Avatar

I believe people are saying There's a I believe there's a false narrative About Avatar happening Where I think they are saying that people are seeing this movie And everyone are really excited about this movie But I don't think people are actually I don't think it's actually happening I think people are

I think it's a lie I think it's a lie I think there are people seeing it, but I think it's because people are saying they're seeing it, not because they want to see it. I think they're being tricked into going to the theater for that movie. I think it's China that's making all the money for it. I think the Chinese are really into it. Yeah. That's the only explanation that it makes so much money, but nobody here cares about it, you know?

I think Chinese people aren't real. Oh. Like in what sense? I think it's as real as there is real as the moon landing. You know? So quite real. So literally happened and happening. So I think NASA manufactured Chinese people.

Oh, interesting. Now, if you want to ask me for what purpose and the same as you would ask about the moon landing, why would you fake it? I would say, do your research. Right. Read the literature. You never looked it up. You don't, you're just believing that Chinese people are older than NASA

by quite a significant margin. I need you to understand that you have only been told that. You're right. That is, that is true. You're right, you're right. I haven't been to China. You're right. I have not been there.

I've not been to China. I've not been even remotely near Asia. Friends of ours are in Asia right now. I wonder how, I wonder what Asia looks like to them who are in Asia. So what's, so what's going to happen is if, if you go anywhere near,

what it's supposed to be China, a long-barreled rifle will immediately be pressed up against your temple. Oh. And they will say, do not tell people that there is absolutely nothing here. I like the idea that they wouldn't, they wouldn't just kill you. They would like, they would threaten to kill you. So the idea. And then politely ask.

Yes. And the idea behind that is, it's pure genius. because if you if when people get killed people get curious people when people go missing people start asking more questions when you let people come back with say a probed ass and you just threaten them for example usually you want to just probe their ass or something then they come back and say dude guys china doesn't exist and they and they raped me they probe my ass and then people like oh this guy's fucking crazy right right they they wouldn't expect like they do things to you that they understand would sound so crazy that no one would believe them. Right. They did the same

thing with aliens, but it turns out the real aliens are what people think Chinese people are. So there is actually no Chinesees, but there are aliens, but also the patch of dirt that we would perceive as China doesn't exist. What about the Chinese people that we know? Do you know any pure Chinese people? Yes. Yeah. Yes. You know like like they're they, they were born in China. They only Chinese. Well, let's not. Hold on. Hold on. Let's not even like what about what about what about the people who are partly Chinese? Like what about what about that's that's that's that's that's the thing. Are they hybrids? They're telling you that they're partly Chinese because it's interesting. Oh. But like there is no proof. There is no proof that they're that they are full blown complete Chinese

parents and then ask their Chinese parents like, oh, who are your grandparents? They can't tell you. Oh. See, you guys never tried any of this. No, you're right. I have, I have had quite a few Chinese friends and I've met their grandparents before. And I'm just, I'm, there's here's Kingsston with his Chinese with his Chinese with it. They told me. So what about the Japanese Koreans? Kingsen with his pure Chinese friends that he's met the grandparents. He's met the grandparents. Absolutely. What are you talking about? Absolutely. Chris, just because you didn't have friends or talk. to people before. Doesn't mean people didn't. I know Chinese people in the city right now. I got to be honest with you. I know their parents.

I got to be real, man. I've had a number of friends in my life. I think I've met maybe the grandparents of 20% of them. I've met the grandparents of maybe like nine or ten of my friends. But those are like my closest friends throughout the time. And your closest friends throughout the time was a pure Chinese immigrant? Yeah. He wasn't.

he was he I think he was born in the US but his dad wasn't born here and I met his dad's parents before because they were here during Chinese New York some sort of event and I was like oh nice to meet you and they were like ah you're right they screamed no they weren't they're actually super nice to me well yeah they were afraid to be mean yeah you know guys I've talked about I've lived in a Chinese neighborhood um I know the truth okay they're not Chinese oh okay they're they're not Chinese are they're they're they're whoever pick your poison, but they're not Chinese. Okay. So they're

Chinese people. So they can be Taiwanese. They can be Korean. They can be Japanese. They can be any number, any flavor of Asian, but Chinese, China is not real. It's not real. Now here's the interesting thing. Here's the here's the interesting thing. Taiwan is effectively a part of China. Here's the caveat.

If quote unquote China annexes Taiwan, then Taiwan no longer exists. Oh, okay. Gotcha. I got it let's let's get started the show patreon.com slash the snark tank go over to patreon.com slash a snark tank I we must move on I can't handle the truth as a stark take I can't question you ask your questions over

there there's a there's a bunch of different tiers five dollar tier for the questions I think right it's five is it five dollar shit I can't shut your monkey ass up man you know it is well listen we'll get to your questions and we'll get to your we'll get to your names, the names that you all have written in for your $25 tier at the end. Let's start off, I guess, with the obvious. The, uh, the, or, well, maybe it's not the obvious by the time you're hearing this. By the time you're hearing this, maybe something else has popped up into the, the, the,

the, the feed. Oh, yeah. That's also like, unbelievable and fucking bewilderingly insane. But, uh, so ice just, uh, yeah, they, ice shot a woman. in a car, a white woman, by the way. So like, that's why people care? A white American woman,

a white young American woman. The reason everybody cares is a white woman. That's why. The moment of what happens, everyone's like, no. Well, they don't actually,

obviously not, though. Because I think the president is like, who cares? I think the president, I think for a long time, the president has been as, I think people are like,

oh, this guy really sucks for, for, for, for at least a year now. We were like, oh, this guy's a piece of shit. And then the Senate's like, ah, don't hurt him, though.

Let him be. Let's see where he's headed. It's crazy. So look, I don't know, man. I've seen the video. I've seen every angle of the video. I don't know about you guys. If that is considered being run over,

if what happened to this guy, to the ICE officer, is being run over. I've run over plenty of times. have been fucking steamrolled by vehicles at least seven separate times. And if that is considered run over. Yes. And every person that is pretending like they were actually threatened have been in similar situations.

And their instinct was not to try to kill the person that was close to them. Um, even what, and I find this really funny, uh, I know quite a bit about, uh, procedures. not only because of so much bullshit that I watch of police cams, but back in the day with the cop block and also at one point, I was considering, and it's crazy that I did this, but this is how broken I was in 2008, I was considering going to the Maricopa County Police Academy

to actually, you know, police some brown people in Arizona. But no, but I know a decent amount. And one thing that I know for sure that they always, ignore because they're cops is you're not supposed to use your gun unless there's no other choice. Now, when it comes to cars, the first option is can you get out of the way? That's literally it. I've actually seen this many of times just by watching dumb, true crime shit where some a cop or the car is running away and the cop just gets out of the way.

And the cop's first instinct isn't to try to shoot them in the face, usually. usually they try to jump back in their car and they're like I want to fucking we'll kill them later once we apprehend them you know right at the very least they want to chase them first they're like hyena's like he's like yipping and he runs into the car and starts happy and happy

it feels like that is the like I can't wait to have a thrill by chasing because shooting someone immediately unarmed is not as fun as the pure cycle paths probably have fun when they're doing like the guy that killed her obviously that guy's a fucking cyclopad

like he just you want to kill somebody so you just do it yeah he just he clearly he clearly got nervous and he overreacted and he shot her it's just it's like it's simple as that he killed the woman that's a wild over like when I overreact it doesn't usually involve

you know white woman getting your head blown off but yeah but you're not you're not a guy that joined ice and clearly does not have the proper training that is true and is likely let me say this also aggressive cycle go, you know? Let me say, let me, let me say this also. Ice, look, I, there's all, you can say whatever you want about it.

ICE is not real law enforcement. Like, they're just not. I know that a lot, there's like a lot of text that says like, oh, they're real or whatever. These are people who have like 40 days of training, who have volunteered to do this, who are anonymous. Police can't be anonymous. If you're a government law officer, you cannot be anonymous. whole point of that is that like you your property of the government you have to make yourself known

you have to have to have your face out there you have to like that's just part of the answer you have to have a badge number you have to be able to be you have to have a badge number you have to respond when people say like what's your you know what's your name you have to actually respond who's your superior like that's that is how policing works don't have to do that what you are paramilitary literally what you are is a secret police force, a masked secret police, and under no circumstances, are you entitled for anybody to obey any kind of legal command that you give? Just straight up. That is the whole point. That is the, that is literally the civil liberties you are awarded. Ice can approach you and they can be like, hey, get out of your car. You have the right to not leave your car,

literally like actually are not proper law enforcement that is like how laws are supposed to work here's the problem happens now is that ice as it exists it isn't formed correctly so there's way too many outlying bullshit it's like if they have because oh if they have suspicion thing about cops right they can just say that to do whatever they want to you that is the point of it that is why it's so stupid that that is the reason why can they have they don't have to prove things they can Just say it. I'm caught up in the game. My attention is on every play and every whistle,

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I'm like, well, it's kind of designed this way. in the same way that ICE, they're hiring the bottom of the barrel for purpose. Like, you can have exceptionalism if you want it. No, you're not going to get exceptional people to do this type of shit. That's why even in like, say, the cops, a lot of times the people now, it's like very paramilitary because a lot of people outside the military just become police officers immediately, which normally there would be a huge separation before. Like it's like your army, your police.

That's usually what you would want, a big separation because there's a huge difference between serving and protecting and defense and operations and shit. You know, like why the fuck would you want those people running around the streets? That's insane. But when you want people to behave a certain way, then you're going to hire certain people. So hire the shittiest fucking people that will really not obey anything. They won't obey a constitution. They won't respect your rights. because they don't care.

And so when people are upset and they're saying ICE needs to do better or be reformed, I'm like, you're, you guys are wasting your fucking breath because that is not, it's not designed to operate respectfully. And everything's supposed to be nice and shit. I'm like, come on, guys. Yeah. And also, it's not like this is a great American institute. Like people act like ICE is like necessary to the foundation of the country. It's like, brother, ICE is like, Shrek is older than ICE.

Yeah, ICE is new. It's like literally. Isis new. And we were doing just fine relative without it. So like I just, it's, it's very silly. And look, I've seen, look, I've seen every angle of the video. I've seen the body cam footage from the guy. I've seen all of it.

And you, there's no convincing me that that woman was like, yeah, you know what I want to do? I want to run over an ice agent and kill him. In fact, I wish. I wish I kind of loki would like, I wouldn't really mind if that was her intention. But it wasn't. You can clearly see. Like, I don't know. I don't know what to tell you.

As the wheels, you could see him get from print on the car. The wheels of the car, which it was effectively four-wheel drive car. So we could see the rear wheels to turn turn away. It was leaving. The wheels are turning away. She's trying to flee a group of masked people who are trying to tell her to get out of her car. Yes. She waved by the first person I was driving.

She waved out of the first person. Yes, she was waving them by too. It's like it's- Then she waved them by. Then they started approaching her aggressively. And, you know, as a woman, people don't understand it. As a woman, you know, dudes in mass approaching her car is more terrifying. Dudes and masks approaching her car that, by the way, have been reported to have sent people to El Salvador. Like, no, I'm not going to, like, if a group of mass, if a group of mass ice agents are running towards my car under no fucking circumstances, if I got to stop and be like, oh, what do you want?

No. In fact, I might have run them over. But, like, you know, that's me. I feel like that's probably the most egregious thing about this whole thing of people trying to pretend like ICE are just like regular police officers like, oh, they got the flashing lights, you know exactly, just obey and hopefully you won't get shot in the face. This is where it's like, oh, people with mask coverings are just trying to abduct people. And I'm like, what is your instinct to comply with that? Your instinct is, that's crazy. Dude, these people would not, these people not only, not only would these people just not have, they wouldn't have simply turned.

turned in, and Frank, they would have, like, burned her the second they found her in the attic. They would have been like, oh, she's here! Flame throw immediately. Like, it wouldn't have been a question. It's like, you can't illegally hide from the fucking secret police? What are you doing? I mean, funny. It's insane.

It's so funny that, like, I've seen, because, you know, the people keep making the arguments. You've seen the administration and their fucking puppets. Keep saying things like, oh, ice are people too and ice attacks are going up and this and this and that. And we have to, like, protect them and all their. shit. And I think it's so clear to me that I know that there's there's the cult people that you can't convince them. I get that. Whatever. You're not going to do anything about them. You're not going to do anything about the sick of fans and the grifters. I get that. There's just the people in the middle. I'm concerned about them. I'm like, guys, there's, we've had so much anti-nazian,

anti-fascist media throughout our lifetimes that I'm like, how do you not get it at this point? That like, people don't understand that shit. ICE people are the Gestapo. Like, they literally operate in the same way where you have people saying, Hey, fucking, I just posted a quote recently by somebody who was, you know, during the fucking Holocaust era. And he's like, it wasn't fucking Himmler or Hitler that abducted us. It was like, you know, the fucking the baker, the cobblestone.

It was regular people signing up, putting on stupid uniforms and then fucking you up and arresting you and taking you away from your family. It's like literally the same thing's happening. And how is nobody upset? It's just like, why do you think your era of fascism is fine? You got to be a special kind. You got to be a special kind of like ignorant of history to just not understand like what's happening. Yeah.

You got to be like Asman Gold who was like, did you see the one bullet, the one bullet hole that through the windshield it was in the front that means he was in front case closed or some shit and I'm like Was that you that was that Isman Gold right? Yeah and I'm like you can't And I'm just like I

You know Asman Gold reminds me of Joe Rogan where I keep teetering Between grifter and just Supremely stupid depending on what they say It's just like kind of like a flavor of the Aspen Gold is I believe Aspen Gold is grifting I think Joe Rogan's genuinely retarded I'm more on the side of he's stupid as fuck of Joe Rogan

But also with the Asman Gold I guess so Because sometimes there's things that he says And I'm like that almost feels like that can get you D platform You're kind of flying too close to the sun Sounds like stupidity But I don't know This was one of those things where it's like grifting where I'm like

Okay man even if you're Marginly aware of guns Like you can be on the side of a car And just stick your arm out and shoot at the windshield. You know, like, I just don't. There's, I don't. There's any number of video games where you could go in and walk next to a car and shoot

the front windshield from the side. Yes. It's a car with a fucking law. It's an SUV. It's an SUV. It's not a, it's not a flat faced school bus. What do you do? What is it?

It's, I don't know. I just like the people in the, it's like, you know when the, the, the, uh, the, the, the, uh, the the, uh, the Kirk thing happened. and it at least made me feel good that there are a bunch of gun nuts were like, there's no way that was like a 30-a-6. You know what I mean? There were, even though those were the normal people that would want to go along with the narrative, but they couldn't even believe that.

And so I imagine the same type of gun nuts will hear stuff like that and be like, well, you know, I love guns and I've definitely shot people, you know, on the side of a car. I've definitely shot him on the side. Both of these things for me are true. And that's not hard to do. It's not hard at all, brother. I've done it many times. I've not been arrested because I'm in Oklahoma.

Way more impressive. I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, I'm definitely over here. Yeah, I'm just over it. You know, I'm over it. If the fuck ice, you cannot tell me a story of an ice agent getting hurt where I would not be somewhat cheered up by the news. So whatever.

Yeah. Whatever. Same way. Like Nuremberg shit. Like, oh. did I feel bad for the people that were just following orders? Did I feel bad for any of those? Right.

Yeah, exactly. No. Yeah, exactly. Fuck no. I love that. It's unfortunate. I'm not going to provide for them. We're here to protect white women from illegal immigrants.

Bam. Bam. Now they can't, now they can't rape you because you've been shot. Mm-hmm. You're gone. So in a way, in a way, they're accomplishing their mission. I protected you through violence.

Yeah. if you're not you can't be molested by immigrants jaddy vans going like you didn't even she didn't even say thank you she didn't even say thank you did you see bro i can't even fucking jessie waters you pick your poison all these fucks yeah they're all fucking digging through her nothing wrong you know because like it it's just progressive stuff oh she was this oh she said she was this oh she's gay and i'm like that's crazy that they're like naming stuff what she is as negative traits. And I'm like,

yeah, this is so diabolical in a way that. She's just a woman. She's a woman that had, she's a mother. There's a mother who now, who's now her kids are going to have to be like, well,

but she was gay. She was gay and woke. Who cares? Yeah, well, you know, crazy. I've been convinced that Minnesota's a hellhole now.

Even though my red state is completely fucked in everybody's addicted to the fint. It's crazy. So does the problem. They made Walt step down too, because of the fact that they're targeting him with this fucking... Well, he's tired of this bullshit. I totally get it.

Well, they're targeting him for what you call it. Whatever that thing is that there's no proof of right now. And they're like, people are... Wait, what do you mean? What is that? He's getting targeted for fraud thing. And there's no proof of it. It's...

There's probably this... I would imagine that there's fraud probably there. No, there's been some... I just assume. There's some fraud, but like not in the level that they're trying to say. Just like some fucking dumbass, uh, influencer, conservative was just going up to these, um, daycares and be like, look, there's nothing in there.

They're not open and all this shit. and he was going during the hours that they're not do he basically was manipulating his fucking dumbass base it went viral everywhere and then real reporters and journalists showed up started questioning him about stuff and giving him real facts and he was like uh uh am like kind of sweating bullets and shit because he's clearly oh i didn't see that yeah because these people are fake as fuck right and they're just people it just upsets me how much people still love i'm caught up in the game my attention is on every play and every whistle but What I'm missing is a signal coming from my kidneys. That signal isn't like a refs whistle. It's more of a silent SOS, which could be warning me of an increased risk for events like heart attack or stroke. And a way I can catch that signal? A simple urine test called UACR.

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Subject to change. Drinking propaganda in a way that I'm like, you know shit isn't good right now. why are you fucking acting like it is? Like your life has not increased. There's been no positivity. Like what, give me an example. It was like during the second of the first term of Trump presidency.

I'm like, hey, guys, give me an example of your life improving outside of you doing something yourself. You know, because that's how people, religious people do the same thing. They'll do something themselves and they'll be all glory to God. And I'm like, all right, dude. So now it's like, all glory to Trump. No, you did that. That's my favorite thing ever, dude. The administration didn't do anything.

That would always bother me when I would come through for a friend and they would be like, oh, thank God. And he was like, no, no, no. You see, you're a, you're a psychopath. Thank me, my friend. Fucking surgeon. Your brain was on the right way for a little bit. And then you're a sociopath. So it's right back to me.

But like, you want to right direction. I, fucking, I drove six hours to pick you up. Don't thank God. What the fuck? Yeah. They're thinking Trump instead. And I'm like, bro, you didn't do. Oh, thank, thank Trump. Think Trump that you showed up here. Soon that you drove six hours into Vegas, they'd pick me up from a fucking car accident. Thank, thank, Trump. Thank Trump. I'm alive. And it's like, dude. For me, was always that, that was

my, that's why I left religion, the praying slaves. I was like, so what about those slaves that have been praying for hundreds of years? What about then? Did they just, God one day was like, up, you reached it. And he came down. He said to abolition. It's, and it's like, no. You're doing. I love the idea of God. Oh, wait. Come on. Oh, man.

If three more people pray, oh, three more. I love, I love the idea of God at his. God at his desk with his headphones in. He's kind of, kind of listening, you know. And he looks over to it. Oh, shit. Completely forgot. Abolitionist mentality.

He says, he just hasn't looked at. He just hasn't looked at Abe Lincoln. Oh no The South's too strong I don't know man It's all crazy It's all crazy And Asben Gold that

Amaciated gangly rat looking fuck I just want I just want someone to throw soap on him in And burst in flames Yeah he'll It's just I don't know I guess because I guess if you don't have You know what it is

It's these people's families Clearly don't care about them You know And I guess why would they so like there's no like pride at all there's no like um no shame there's no shame it's just like this is just an absent just an absent minded husk going around and saying the most inflammatory shit uh because they don't care how it reflects on them or or the people around them because there's nobody around them because they're fucking losers so i don't know whatever

it's um it it is it's it is shameful and it sucks that uh i think about we think about i think about I think about the human condition a lot. And we are, it is upsetting how much more intelligent we are than the average animal or have the capacity to be. But how like little the average person tries to utilize it in any way, shape, or form. So the way that most people revert to their basic instincts. So Asman Gold, for example, started making a huge bag, becoming one of the most popular streamers by just being the best. biggest fucking grifter on the planet. And so the instinct is to just be as greedy as possible.

Like say, you know, when I would go to the park and feed squirrels, there would be more than enough for every fucking squirrel, but the squirrels would still fight each other. We're like, and I'm like, bro, like, this is weird. We're repeating the same fucking thing. I come here and you guys get fat, but you still want to fight like as if there's only going to be three pieces of fucking bread or something. And, and so there's still the need to just be like more, more. And it's so exciting to me.

I think humans were very, we're like, we're like so on the cusp of being like something special. But then at every moment I did, I just see people being like, what like you know, we know. Can you give me an example of when you last felt like that? Like when you're like, man, humans are, we're doing it. I think you're going around children. That's why. I think children literally show you how like miraculous people are. Like people genuinely like they show the kind of you see from a child.

Like genuine, like they're, they get nothing from being nice, but they're just kind. That's like the A number one thing. Like children can be brutal too. Don't get me wrong. They can be brutal. Children literally have it like, don't they like learn empathy late? I mean, not late. They learn it.

It's not a, it's not a race. But it's like it's not, it's not I get to a finish line thing. But it's like they can just be kind sometimes. You know, it's like for no reason. They get no benefit out of just being kind out of seeing someone sad and just going. You're thinking of a child. A child that's been taken,

I didn't want to use the word that I normally use because it's just reared. I don't like, I don't like how that sounds, but like a child that's like been reared properly. Been taught.

Reared isn't the right taught. It's just like, but you know, child rearing. You know, you know that. You know what that means. Yeah, of course.

It's just like, I always think like, that just sounds like weird to me. I hate that. But I didn't, it's the best word to use in the situation. Um, that,

yeah, kids have the capacity to be completely kind if their parents aren't fucking monsters. And say, Even they can just show kindness naturally sometimes too. So this is why I say like they need some sort of guidance because if they don't, they'll just be feral. It's many times over that is what happens when kids don't have people to interact with. Say like, say entire villages burned down or whatever, slaughtered, raped and pillaged and stuff back in the day.

They find children and they're like animals. So it's like you need human intervention. That's outside of society children. I understand. You're right. So I'm talking about it's like outside of like. So meaning it depending on which type of humans you interact with, hopefully they're good. And if they're just good, kids will feed off of like I like good stuff.

And they're so pure. But a kid has the capacity like a human does. Elon Musk's child, the youngest one. He's a fucking demon. I don't know if you've already seen interactions with them. Like the footage of the type of shit that he says. like he's a fucking monster already and he that kid looked like he was like six or something

or maybe younger I don't remember how old he was but I think it depends I think it depends it's like it's it's it's it's weird duality humans are we're the ultimate beings of like we have the potential to be decent and then just completely trash the kid

depending on who the kid grows up with like you know even if even if say the horrible parents aren't teaching them to be horrible they're just maybe smacking them around, but that's like their extent of like being a bad parent, the kid can be really good, you know, if it hasn't been, it's not being filled with, yeah, fuck everybody, kid. It depends on what they absorb a lot too, but it's like, I don't know.

I think, I don't know. I see, I see my, I see my nephew. I play with him sometimes and he's little and he's just like, he just enjoys being lifted up. Right. That's it. Now imagine, do an experiment for me. Start treating him like piss. See what happens. No, no. Do an experiment. I completely play with the psychology of the guy. He just gets lifted up and he gets happy and he hugs. And I'm like, that's just sweet.

Now slap him as hard as you humanly can. That is crazy. See what happens. Spit in his face. Why don't you do that? Why don't you have a kid and do that to your kid? Give him an atomic buster, you know, like do the whole spin and everything too. Yeah.

Just grab him by that like that. Me, him and him is so tiny. and jump in the air and spit and slet cyclone him into the floor. That'd be so good to a child. I don't know, people, we're weird, man. I think humans have gotten, we've gotten, people have gotten so good at convincing people that other people are threats to them that it does it on its own now. And we don't, they don't even have to worry about feeding them that dumb information.

Look, animals, man, we're animals are tribal in nature. humans are tribal. The idea of being a human is supposed to be to transcend these natural instincts that we have. That is the whole idea when we think about humans and it's like being self-aware and it's like, I don't have to do this. Like when it comes to even

like procreation I don't have to, I have a biological need to do that when I see like, oh man, I see like a tits and ass and a pussy and like I like something starts awakening me and you can just be like that's hot and move along. You know what I mean? You don't have to do anything.

in the same way you fear the unknown but you should be smart enough to be like well just because I don't know what it is doesn't mean that it's actually scary you should be smart enough to do that human should be smart enough to do that

but we're proven time and time again that they're not because all you got to do is get some fucking grifter to be like look at that round guy he's different from you and they're like oh yeah you're like what the fuck still different is bad we're still doing this different is bad right we're still doing this

like it with all the media that we have surrounding us of examples of like people are just people. It still doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So I don't know. It's upsetting. And yeah,

at a certain point, I understand why some people want to revert to their basic instincts. Like I'm kind of like, how do I turn off my morality? How do I turn off my fucking empathy? Because I'm kind of tired of getting depressed. I'm tired of feeling like shit by seeing the world turn into piss. You're rewarded.

for it. You are. So it's kind of like, I'm at a point now as it's like, I'm just, okay, I'll be toxic. Can you guys hit me with a nine iron? I'm going to direct it. I'm going to direct it. I'm going to direct it towards people that I think deserve it. But I'm like, I think I'm over it.

I think I'm good. I keep saying that and then I revert back to my like, oh, I care about stuff. And I'm like, I need it knocked out of me. I'm starting up again. I just, I did like a, I made a clip. I did a stream about like some of the some of the stuff. and I clipped a little bit of me shitting all over Joe Rogan

and I posted it because I'm just like, these people need to be bullied at this point. Like initially I was just kind of like too lazy to do it. I'm just like, no, I'll bully him. I feel you. I have energy. I have energy now to bully, I think again.

That's good. I'm ready. Can I, can you bully? Because I'm going to make a video, that experiment I was doing with that channel. I abandoned it for a while, but I'm going to start it back up. Jeremy, Jamie Vernon has not been getting any smoke. And it upsets me, actually.

Who is that? Joe Rogan's producer. Jamie? Oh, yeah, Jamie, yeah. So he gets no... I feel like he is one of the main drivers because he's self-aware. You know, he would selectively correct Joe Rogan and now he almost never does,

like especially when it matters the most. And that dude never catches any strays and it kind of pisses me off, really. Because I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. I think he's kind of technically the architect. he's kind of the handler of Joe Rogan and of course I understand

he's getting a massive bag yeah it would be funny if he wasn't Joe Rogo's paying him like shit that would be so funny minimum wage he makes like $30,000 a year before taxes I think I would have to just I think I would have to treat him like ice and run him over

like I'd be like at that point like you're selling out for 30 grand like that's crazy you could you even call it selling out I guess you're what do you know you're like you're you're you're I don't no reason you're just struggling you might as well pay him

right you know like what the fuck what who cares oh that would be so crazy he better be getting millions upon millions a year because otherwise I'm like bro you've you've he has fucked like I don't think he realizes how much he's fucked up

dude there's a video there's the the he definitely doesn't the the the video that i was bullying about was him like just not understanding how to read a graph you know oh is that the viral clip of him thinking that trump is responsible for odes going down yeah and him not reading it not he's looking he's looking at the graph as he's saying it he's like he's staring at at it and he's just like just completely reading it in he's reading it in the exact exact exact the exact opposite way to the point where like, dude, you don't need

to take a statistics class to be able to read this year. No. I never took a statistics You don't have to be a statistician because it gives you layman's notes on how to interpret graphs. Usually whenever you have a study to interpret at the end it shows you, hey, you're probably dumb. This is how you read it. Right. Exactly.

All it takes is reading them. But you just read them. Sometimes. Sometimes you need notes. It depends on what kind of graph. Jamie said nothing, right? And here's a thing. I've seen graphs where I'm like, I don't know what to make of this really. You know, I've seen graphs where I'm like, I'm confused by this. Or I just don't care, right? You know what I do with those graphs? I don't pull them up on my podcast and talk about them as if I understand them. That's what I don't do. Because like, why would you do that? This happens shockingly. I shouldn't say shockingly. It just, it's, it sucks how often it happens where I just saw one recently about it's just a graph of empathy. what you actually care about. And the graph represents that people on the left,

surprisingly, care more about people in general. And then it shows that conservatives are selfish. And this dumb bitch that's reading the graph is like, oh, look, it shows that conservedists care more about people. She reads it completely the opposite way.

And it's like, how did you fuck this up so bad? Like, you're, I know somebody, because like Joe Rogan, her and many other graphs that we've seen, they're not actually reading the graphs.

They've been told by, you know, a grifter, someone. This is how to interpret it. And then that's now, here's your assignment. Go spread it. Because I'm like, you didn't look at it. You didn't read the graph. You can't get it the complete opposite way wrong. You can't read.

Yeah. They can't read. Joe Rogan cannot read at this point. Listen, why would you take advice from Joe Rogan when he couldn't even tell, and luckily Jamie pointed out because it was harmless, I guess, that. Tim Walls is wearing like short shorts and a fuck Trump shirt coming down an escalator dancing and he thought it was real. Joe Rogan thought that was fucking real. I think it even had an AI fucking time watermark on it too. It did. It did. And he thought it was real. I'm like at that point he's disqualified from distributing any knowledge. Anything. And by the way, and by the way about that too is that like AI is it's pretty convincing now. Now at the time. that Joe Rogan made that mistake, it was still pretty obvious, you know, it was getting better than it used to me, but it was still pretty obvious, like, what was AI and what wasn't.

Sure. So to be confused at that point by AI is fucking embarrassing. It's not surprising. He's been hitting the head a million times. He's a fucking idiot. He's probably smoked all of his brain cells away. Yeah. I, uh, you know, there's, there's nothing really left in Joe Rogan other than a fucking seething gorilla, just yearning to think. So I, I don't know what to, I really don't know what to make of him. Yeah. I know for a fact, though, he's, he's not, he's not, he's not grifting. He is authentically just, I just don't think, I mean, it might be both, right? It might be both. I can say, I have some proof of the grift. One of the things is, you know, he's all against big pharma and he loves RFK Jr. and all this shit. And then he sold his company on it to a big

pharma company. So I'm like, you're not like, that's, hello, you know what I'm saying? Like, there are, there are portions. No, for sure. But I could also, I, I, I, I, I, I would, I would, wouldn't be even surprised if somebody was like, if somebody from whatever big pharma company was like, like they were, Joe Rogan was like, hey, are you, are you big pharma? And there was like, no. And he was like, okay. Like, I could also see that. You know what I mean? I think I think you're right. I think for sure he like he's sold out on a lot of what he believes. But I also just think he's too stupid to even remember what he even believes in. I mean, absolutely. You introduced that and I got to say that does adjust my, uh, my thought process a little bit because I believe you because you're the last person I spoke to. It is entirely possible that that is literally how it went down. I'm not big pharma.

All right, good enough for me, brother. Like I, it is, he is that stupid. I wouldn't be doing my due diligence if I didn't ask. It's insane. I was watching like some old Alex Jones clips and old Joe Rogan stuff. And I've just like, I can't fucking believe how

how different these people are where it's like the Michael Jackson theory that he got abducted by aliens. It just feels like that. These are literally not the same people. Like Alex Jones made documentaries. Now, as they started getting on, they started getting crazier and crazier,

but he would talk about the police state. In fucking police state 2000 that came out in 1999. And he's talking about, the overbearing government and masked fucking people stopping you at checkpoints and all this shit security stuff everywhere being harassed like all of these things that are happening

infinitely more now and then now he's like well they gotta do it you know everything's great and fucking fucking Trump rules and shit and I'm like that's fucking dead is they're Derek they're crazy it's not see you're giving them too much credit by saying they're crazy anyone anyone

involved in politics long enough will lose their minds if they don't turn into if they don't If you're not a political official that just gets completely absorbed by greed, if you are a person that stays involved with politics where you are someone that is particularly anti the current movement of a government, you will go crazy. So here's the thing. I don't personally have not speculated anyone that I've talked about, be it Tim Pool, whomever, I don't think any of them are, because I can, I don't think any of them are crazy

because I can always see the moments when they're self-aware. even Alex Jones like right now he's he's he's baiting Candace Owens or at least he's trying because you know she's the most popular she's where the views are going to be at he's doing parodies of her because how crazy she's been behaving he's very self-aware about and also when he went through when he went through court

the weas when he went through court you didn't think that nigga was clearly cooked what do you mean they were asking him questions and he genuinely didn't even comprehend he said like I know he pretended. Dude, this is what is... I think he gets up there.

This is who it's for. He's acting this way for people like you that believe that he's fucking crazy. Absolutely. He's acting that way. But I think he definitely gets lost in the sauce. He's been lost in the sauce for a while. Listen, listen. Absolutely.

Same thing with Tim Pool. I think they're all. Like, they're not gone. I don't believe that. So this is, this is what, because so when Alex Jones, for example, is being interrogated by police or, uh, and, um, government officials in closed doors. he's coherent. He is calm.

He is because he has to be because there's no, there's no, this ain't some fucking performative thing. In the same way, if Tim Poole was pulled that, you know, being interrogated by police officers about something, he's not going to do his weird pound the desk and cry about Ukraine. Like,

you can tell when people are genuinely crazy and when they're not like, say, even some people that would say like, Candice Soans is off her rocker. I'm like, guys, trust me, I understand. The ones that are crazy are playing it up.

100% on the streets right now with no homes and no jobs. Derek, I agree with you that they're not absolutely fucking bat shit loony birds. Like they hit themselves in the head with a fucking mallet. Their eyes spinning a fucking cuckoo clockbird comes out and says cuckoo. They're not that to that point. But they are absolutely have drank their own Kool-Aid. 100%.

You cannot look at someone like Alex Jones and tell me or Tim, or Candice Owens or Nick Fuentes or any of them or fucking Matt Walsh or like any of them and be like, oh, these guys, their mental faculties are 100% what they were at their best. So here's my way. This is my way. I know you're saying no way. I understand the sentiment. And there might be a little bit of, you know, psychopathy or whatever or psychosis.

Yes. I would say if it if there is any at all like 5%. I think you're giving them too much credit to think that they are all still. I'm not getting there too much credit. They're all still there. I think that's crazy. Would be giving them a scapegoat for why they're behaving this way. I think that they're insanely greedy people.

And if the money disappeared, they would stop talking crazy. And that's the biggest difference that if the money dried up completely, there's no reason to be crazy anymore because I'm not making any money. I think the crazy people like, Chris, I do you remember a guy named Mouthi Buddha? I kept forgetting his name. And I remember it now because I was thinking about it recently. he went crazy

he believed his own shit started making Jewish question videos then he started making these anti-pedo videos that like oh Tom Tom not Cruz Woody Tom Hanks yeah Tom Hanks was a part of the whole thing and he went

crazy he went to a mental institution the FBI or someone had to seize this weird shit was going on with him that is a crazy person that actually started believe in his own shit versus many of them the J6 people that end up in prison and all this shit. Those are the people that are

drinking the Kool-Aid and really huffing their own farts versus these people at the top that are just making millions of dollars a year. They're like oh, the crazier that I behave, the more money I make. It's so it's like I almost feel like it's given them more credit. They're like, damn, they can't help

but they're just insane. I'm like, no, no, no, no, take their wallets away. See what the fuck happens. I think, yeah, I think so. I think a lot of them, I think the the last majority of it is acting and playing up to the camera and understand they get money from it. But I definitely think a lot of them have drank their own Kool-A, too. I think both things are 100% true. I think it's true for some of them.

If you take the money out of it, a lot of them, they'll still try, like, they'll still try to ignite that fire. I think Tim Poole. I think Tim Poole. I think Candice Owens would. But he's probably the only one, I think. I think Candace Wollins would 100%. I don't think it's too late for it. It's too late for her now. She can't.

I think everything she's saying. She's tried to pivot black to like, oh, but I'm a black woman. And people are like, die. People have been like, die. We don't care. She's a million dollar. I think she, I honestly think she would be, if she doesn't get, you know, sued into oblivion by the McCrone family,

I think she'll be fine in whatever she does because there was already more than enough evidence that she was a chameleon and a fraud and it did nothing. So in the way that if, say, she wanted to pivot outside of politics the way that Margie Taylor Green is probably going to do with her, especially her insider trading and everything. Oh, she made tens of millions of dollars being a congresswoman. Oh, how does she do that? You know, like all these people are fine. Humans suck. They, unfortunately, what are you going to do? So I think she does, she has no reason unless she, like I said, she loses all her money. I think she'll stop and pivot to something else.

But she might even get into fucking sports, man. They don't care. They look. literally don't care about shit like in the entertainment industry. So they'll be like, oh, they don't they don't care. I think I think what happens is that some of them have like burned their bridges too much and it have to just build build from those burn bridges. I would love that. But I think they're going to have to build from those burn bridges into a place that's like fucked up.

Like like let's say like everything goes down and Fuentes goes over. Fendez is just going to constantly stay in that field. He can't he can't go anywhere else literally. Hey, you know, I actually can't. I have an example that supports your argument a little bit. I think Crowder is somebody who's kind of slipping. I think Crowder is someone who's slipping a little bit. Well, that's because he's a gay man who's fighting his sexual desires.

That's got more. Same with Fuentes too. Fuentes too. They're fighting. They're fighting their sexuality along with psychosis. I think that's both. Oh, absolutely. Crowder seems like the one, I think when he, and maybe there's a speculation when he

turned down all the daily wire money because he didn't get nearly as much as he was offered. even though it was tens of millions of dollars he was offered. I hear a kid crying. One sec. Oh, I'll be right back. A kid crying? I think my nephew's here.

What the fuck? One sec. One sec. Okay. Right back. I forgot to lock you. He forgot to lock the door. It came in to start crying.

Oh, man, I don't want a crying kid on our show. I wonder like, what is, what is Kingston going to do about it? Like, is, uh, is, uh,

it, what? Shut up, I'm working, shut up. I'm working, fucking kids. Shut up! He swears that he's all good and fucking pious and he's just, there you see blood spatter like, oh. He comes back, Drent. Problem solved.

And that would be a good bit. I would actually be proud of Kingston if he fucking bought like fake blood and like just sprayed it on himself and sat down. That would be an amazing bit. No way he would ever. Nah. I think to do that, but that would be fucking good on you. Yeah, yeah. Good on you for thinking of that.

But, yeah, I don't know. There's nothing really else in the news. It really is the main thing. Yeah. It got everybody, it got everybody not, it got everybody to stop talking about the Epstein files and the fact that they're just not complying with that. So that's kind of cool. That works way better than, um, what else happened before we talked about?

Oh, Venezuela. It worked way better than Venezuela, actually. Funny enough. Yeah. I mean, it, it makes sense. It's more like it's it's more local It's it's an unarmed white woman and not You know a well hated dictator

Yeah brown people in other country kind of type shit Yeah Yeah so I mean you say you say well you say well Listen bad Do you remember and look I remember I fucking hate propaganda so much Every time a dictator is toppled

They will find find the people who were suffering under that dictator. And then that will be the justification as if the American imperialism cares about the citizens in that country. But like I see it again where like I saw somebody cheering. You know, it was like, oh, the camera's pointing at him and he's like so elated about the news about Maduro. And then somebody's like, this is all I needed to see to show that this is the right thing. to do. I'm like, this is fucking, I can't with this. It's not, it's not about it's not about it being the right thing to do.

Maduro is a son of a bitch. He sucks. I just don't, I don't even like, I don't like saying that because it's like, it's like giving these people an inch. It's like that is not a part of the fucking argument. Why are we mentioning this shit? Like, like, I'm a politician. Well, you have to, you have to acknowledge both sides of a conversation. When you do that, so when you're not, when you're engaging with dishonest people and you're

putting that, you're showing weakness because that is not a part of the argument. What you're doing is, I'm trying to get all my ducks in the order. Instead of what you're doing is you're showing that this is a sensitive area and I'm going to exploit that. And I'm like, no, we're not talking about whether he's good or bad. We already know with this. We're not children. We're talking about this operation is illegal. That's all we're talking about. Of course. We're not talking about whether I'm literally, right, but I'm literally just talking about the fact that Like the reason why this is, hold on, King's it. The reason why this works more than Venezuela as a, as a distraction from like not cooperating with the Epstein files is because there's, there's a controversial political figure who is not around us.

And then there's like an unarmed white woman in our country. Right. That's the reason why it's like most effective. I understand that. I just like, who is it controversial for? Because the people, you know the people that they're using a problem like aganda on. they don't know a absolute single thing about Maduro. They didn't know a single thing about Saddam.

They didn't know anything about Gaddafi. They didn't know any like I can checklist, you know, the checklist. They don't know anything about these people. So when they're saying they're a bad guy, I'm like, who is this for? You don't know, like, why are we even talking about this guy? You don't even like, why are we even talking about this? Because I know you don't care about this person. Sure, but it's also, it's one of those things too where I'm like, I don't, I don't know if he's a good guy either.

Well, no, it's fine. It's fine to say that. I'm just saying that it's, I don't like when that. that's brought into the conversation because I understand it's one of the it's like I'm trying to cover all my basis so no one can say that I'm defending this guy and I'm like we're not even talking I don't want to acknowledge those people. That's my thing. I don't want to bring that up because it's like acknowledging those people that would even try to use that as a what is happening in your apartment. My nephew's crying. I don't know why he's here. I don't know why he's here. I got to oh you didn't ask wait is is they were in the they weren't in the living room when I went out there. They already walked out because they're trying to walk. I don't know. I ran to your apartment to cry. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why he's here. I got to. Oh, he didn't know. They were in the living room. They were in the living room. They were. They were. They were. They were. They were off is crying. Of course it happens today. Of course the one day that you guys aside that we work from home, obviously my cousin brings my nephew over who's crying. And I'm just like I literally have not built to catch breaks in this universe. Is there people in the house to take care of your nephew or whatever? I mean, he's crying. He's a baby. You know, they don't just stop crying.

No, I mean, are there people in the in the house? Like the baby's not by himself. No. No. So So I guess since it's a baby and it's crying and that's what they do, what's the issue? Is it like hurt or something? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. It's probably just crying for its mother. I see. Yeah.

The one that usually stops up from crying is me and I'm working. Oh, man. Oh, you're the, so that baby, it only likes you. It hates everybody else. It prefer, he prefers me. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm saying it hates everyone.

It prefers. No, no, no, no, no, you're not listening. It prefers me and its mother. You know, you're not listening. It absolutely despises everyone except for you. It tolerates you. I guess. It's hilarious.

It deals with me. It deals with you. You're fine. The baby rolls its eyes, but it does stop crying. It hugs me, but it hugs me like really reluctantly. Yeah, like the really like shitty side hug. Like, yeah, I guess. All right.

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I'm curious about this. I haven't read this one all the way, but it keeps catching my eye. Girl started giving me roadhead, but my blumpkin reflexes kicked in. That's crazy. Road in. What a way.

What a way this end of sexual encounter. The monster is insane. Long Dick listener first time comer, etc., etc. I recently saw a wholesome video of a family using AI generated videos to convince their elderly grandmother that she used to be friends with Ozzy Osbourne in real life because she used to be a fan of Black Sabbath back in the day.

When you're 90 years old and riddled with dementia, would you be cool with your grandkids using AI to gaslight you genuinely believing that used to be like, that used to be the master chief, Miles Morales or Marcus Fedix? Or should this be punishable by upside down crucifixion? Saying it should be pun about that crusage is crazy in general. That's wild. You don't need to go that far for something like that.

But that is crazy. It doesn't matter. Yeah. What do you mean? It doesn't matter to me. If I'm already, if I'm already like, I'm already gone. I don't give a shit. So are you saying that people have, if they have dementia, anything goes to them?

You can do whatever you want to them. I said I'm already gone. If you use their ears and listen to what I said, I said I'm already gone. No, no, no. I don't care. I'm doing a, I'm doing a Fox News interview style. Is that what you're saying? I never said that.

Are you sure? Once I'm dementia riddled, I don't even care if someone takes me behind the shed and blows my brains out. So you're saying that Chris Chan had every right to sleep with his dementia-ridden mom. Never said that. Interesting. Can you play the clip of me saying next? I remember saying it. Did I say that?

Roll the clip. It is just me not saying that you see? I'm going to be a clip and I'm going to edit you saying it. That's crazy. I'm making sure I'm downloading this episode. I'm downloading it as we speak right now so I can show them the undactor proof and I can show you're a tamper

to get them to say that that's great actually like that I didn't even think about using AI I was going to do it really crudely I guess that'd be funnier I'd be funnyer actually I was gonna just record my mouth on a green screen or whatever

I just like it over his I love that that's classic I like that shit that's insane but yeah I don't know man that's I I mean look I don't I ideally would not in a dementia riddled state

I don't think I would prefer to be fucked with to that degree. But also, like, I don't know. I mean, I am kind of, truth be told, if I was even remotely dementia riddled at a certain age,

I would, I'd probably just prefer not to be around. Like, I probably, I would probably just start doing, like, a really reckless, like, daredevil shit. Hell yeah.

Until I, until an accident eventually happened that I was gone. You could just, you could just kill yourself regularly. I don't know. You could just, like, drive and fall asleep driving.

I don't know. Or just close your eyes. I can't go to hell. I can't. I don't want to go to hell. Yeah. I don't know. I think, I think that I got to say it's the right way.

That's the right way. Because this is, this could be misconstrued. Yeah. This can't be construed, really. It's just, it's just terrible what I'm about to say. But what are you, go ahead. Go ahead. I think that, man, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I,

in Fandigo this? Just say, you, you, you monster. Taking your life can be great. Difficult. Let's do, hold on. Let's do it. Okay, cool. Wow.

All right. Let's do a mad live and try to figure out, figure out what Kingston's trying to say. Yeah. Let's, all right, hold on. We'll start one word. Derek will start the next. Kingston will start the next.

And then we'll go in like a circle. Okay. So what were you saying taking? Okay, taking lives. should always i was going to derail it too hard i get it's i can't get that urge out of me to just derail it so derail it no become always become instant all right there you go that's kinksins thought that was that was actually that was nice it's a little tame yeah i was pain. Yeah. I thought I was, I thought it was being a gentleman by not fucking it early.

What were you going to say? I was, I was just going to say the N word. Yeah. You know, like, it's just completely ruined it. But I was like, let me, yeah, yeah, let me not, let me, let me, let me not do that. Don't listen, listen, don't use AI to fuck with your AI with your dementia riddle family members. That's, that's, that's, I think, a fair, uh, conclusion, I think, right? You don't do that. But also at the same time, if it happens to me when I'm dementia riddle, it's like, who, who, what am I going to do?

You know, it's like one of those things. Like, what am I going to do about it? Are we like, if, if this, if the United States doesn't like somehow crumble into pieces, by the time we're old, the dementia might be gone. So it's actually kind of a weird, it's like thinking of things in the future of us being regular old people, it's actually kind of weird because we might be thinking of just like fantasizing about how old people now live and not how we'll live.

It's a different thing. That's the thing that's so weird. Dude, things could be almost unrecognizable in the way that like I saw an interview with some old chick that she was born in the 1800s and like late 1800s. And she was like fucking she saw like the birth of like everything that we used to say. And she's like, oh, I'm so much fond of the airplay and all this shit. I'm like, that's so crazy.

Everything is so different now that it's true. used to me. I want to die. That's part of the thing. You're probably just going to get old and eventually the world's going to change too rapidly for you to be able to like really deal with it. You know, not deal with it, but like understand it truly. You can choose to be like, oh, I'll just go with the flow and like kind of be like, all right, well, the world is different and I'm fine with that. It's going to happen. Talk to an old person. Talk to an elderly person.

That always happened to me with Discord. When Discord start popping up, I'm like, what the fuck is this? Like I started like, uh, discord was. For no reason. Also, the Discord is just Skype is Oval. It's all the same thing. No, this is different. I'm with Derek where like when Discord first showed up, I don't know how much Discord has changed necessarily because I'm used to it now.

But like when Discord first showed up, I was like, I don't really understand how to use this. Like I don't, I kind of don't get, like, I understand like what it does and I can use it as its base function. But like, this is kind of a lot of bullshit. There was a lot of extra that I was like, what do I do it? servers are a crazy thing to me to think about. To me it was just like, but then I realized, oh,

I've done these before effectively. Like, wow and shit. The thing that I thought the weirdest thing was like, I can't, I think you can't search up servers. Like, so say for example,

if you were like, I want to find a, um, a Mortal Kombat server. Like you can't go on Discord and find that. You have to like go on a social media and hope somebody has a discord server. That's what makes it. That's what makes it better.

It is better, but then it also makes me, it upsets me because I know, like, say, have you heard of, you've heard of the app telegram, right? Yeah. It's like one of the most like notoriously, I think the founder of it's getting like sued or arrested or something happened to him because it's just where all the CP is. And in the same way that like the things that are the more private and encrypted it is, I'm like the amount of monsters that are just, you're just giving them a platform. Right. Where I'm like, I sometimes would rather it not be this way because it just gives people like a T-ball that do horrible shit. And, but that's my brain of like thinking the worst of society. But I just know that that is a, a default because when I learned about, I watched a video about telegram and I was like, this is, why does this exist? It seems like it's only exist. In the same way, there was the thing that Pete Hedexcept was using. Do you remember what it's called? Oh, um, oh my God. What the. What fuck was it? It's one word. Let me look for it. Okay. But yeah, that's the thing that I've never heard of.

And I imagine it has to be for the similar reasons. Because I'm like, what's wrong with signal? Signal. Because I'm like, what's wrong with this shit that exists now? What's wrong with WhatsApp? I don't know. That is in my opinion. I felt the same way about PayPal.

I was like, Venmo is like really popular. And I was like, what was wrong with PayPal? Aren't you just sending money? I don't understand why we need to go to another platform to send money. I just, I guess I didn't understand it. Yeah, I still kind of don't, to be honest with it. I'm just like, all right, I guess. Yeah, that's basically everybody's on here now, so I have to go over here.

It is what happened with Facebook, where I'm like, MySpace rules. Why are we going to fake? Okay, everybody's over here. I have no choice. And, um, yeah, it's my great friend. Marketing. They use marketing. I, yeah, I completely understand that it is marketing.

It is marketing. I'm saying this as if I don't understand that. That's very true. You know, for how robust Discord is, it's kind of annoying how, like, there's certain things that you think you'd be able to customize and you just can't. And it's like very odd. I think that's the point. I think that's why it should be more customizable.

I agree. It should absolutely be more customizable than it is truly. I still feel like a grandpa with it. I'm going to be honest, it's one of those things that I'm like, it's kind of like Reddit. Like I get how it works, but also it just, I don't know, man.

I can't really get into it. Like I can't. Reddit is 4chan. Literally. They're the same website effectively. No. I feel like, they are literally just to say they they're the same thing i mean they i don't know if i haven't

how do they differ exactly but when i browse i've only browsed fort chan like one time for a long time because it was it was turkey tom of all people it sent me just out of nowhere he sent me a post that was on four chan that was a picture from my instagram of me and jojo when i first came to visitor and i was like what the fuck is this and then it was all these insubes those that were like really upset that like here's this black man like smashing this like really hot white chick or something it was some thread like that's so funny

I was like what the I was like who that was following me that's crazy I hate racial relationships I hate that shit yeah me too me too me too not a big fan race missing leads to me and I think that's a problem that is true ultimately race missing is led to my existence

and I don't think that's a good thing Reddit I remember using quite a bit in like 2011 or whatever, 2012, but like I kind of stopped like after that at a certain point. Also they like updated their UI and now it's all bubbly and garbage. Everything's turning like that. The iOS 26 is all fucking bubbly.

You can fix it. You can make it not bubbly. Well, so, so not iOS, unfortunately because Apple is, you know, Apple. Gotcha.

But Reddit specifically, if you, if instead of www. Reddit, you go old. dot Reddit, like old. old.

It'll load, it'll load like the old Reddit and it's like way more usable that in my opinion. But I'd barely go on Reddit anymore. I go on Reddit for this is, um, oddly enough that it's the, what is it that raid? Like there's a forum. Oh, right. If there's anything stupid that happens or I don't, I'm like, hey, what the fuck's going on? And then for whatever reason, I checked my account. And then there was just like one.

big titty goth page and i was like what the when did i follow this i don't remember following it i was like it's like raid a metal forum or something and then like a big titty goth and i was like when did i don't remember doing this but like that's that's that's awesome so you know it would be really helpful and like why like i don't so so as far as discord right like because sometimes i would like i want to set up i want to set up a discord uh thing that's like very very specific with very very specific parameters, right? With very, very specific permissions. And it would be nice if you could just like, instead of, because I'm the leader of the

Discord, I, I'm not really going to be affected by the limits that I'm trying to impose, but I can't test that on anybody because I have to invite, I'd have to invite somebody in in order to test it. It would be nice if you could just like run a ghost account or something, just be like, oh, I'm like, you don't remember how Facebook used to have view as? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you wanted to, uh, If you wanted to see what it looked like. What it looked like from the other perspective.

From not you. Yeah. It's just like that's, it's weird to be that like more things don't have that functionality because that's like one of the most useful things I think that I've seen that has not been brought forward in any capacity. It's odd. There are some big tools that I get upset. The biggest one is I wish I could dive into my followers on social media and see who's the most popular for networking purposes because sometimes people follow you. and you don't get the notification you don't see it if you have a busy notification tab you'll just miss when people follow you or whatever and sometimes there's like really big people that would follow me you and it's like well shit i could have followed them back i could have said hi try to clap like because i've done that before

and i just wish i could see that and you can't there's nothing you can do about that yeah we've had some big people um re like uh like some of our reels some of our clips lately right That was pretty crazy. And I only see it by happenstance. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? I happen to be looking at the, at the feet at the right time where their name shows up, because otherwise it just gets buried.

Right. But I'm like, oh, cool. Like, you know, but it doesn't, there's no real way to filter that shit out somehow. Yeah.

It's weird. I feel like we used to have a lot more functionality in, uh, websites and apps or like smaller functionalities that were like better. I guess that makes sense. Yeah, just trying to simplify everything. Let me just make just funnel people into this like,

hey, just look at your feed. Don't do anything else. Shut up. Yeah. It was, it was better before. It was,

but you know, it's give and take. I think a lot of websites are fine. I think the problem is that it's just navigating them. That it gets weird. Dude, navigating websites on like a mobile app now or like in like a mobile browser is fucked.

Dude. Have you got on like IGN on your phone? Never. Lately? Oh my God. I would never do that. Dude, I'm like going to IGN on my computer because of how many fucking ads pop up immediately. I'm not doing that on my fucking phone.

It's so much worse on the phone. It's so much worse. There's so many goddamn ads, bro. It's crazy. It makes IGN on the computer look like a fucking, like the Mona Lisa. Like the Taj Mahal, bro. Like the most beautiful thing you've ever seen in comparison. Also, Molyza, IGN looks like.

Not a very good painting. Not a very not a not not a not a. Are you knocking the Mona Lisa right now? She's ugly. She's an ugly painting, but the person's ugly. The painting is fine. It's not a, it's not a. Yeah, how do you know?

How do you know the person's not hot and the painting? Then the painting's horrible. Then one of the one is true. One of those things is true. What if that was a dis? That was like a disc paint. This was a disc track, what a painting, like a disc track painting. Like she's gorgeous.

And he painted it looks like that. She looks like, she looks European. She looks like she's a European from that period of place where it's like, oh, you, a few of your, a few of your people and your family are related. Like there's, there's close blood here, clearly. Bob, Bob Ross painted the Mona Lisa on purpose to look ugly. Bob Ross. He's the only painter I know. He's the only painter.

Oh, there is. Who painted the Mona Lisa? Ross Bob. No, no, no, it was Stephen Tyler. There was Rossi. Arrow Smith. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're getting it wrong.

Aerosmith's name is Smith Aeros. Oh, Smith Aeros. You got it wrong, you got it wrong. And then he, it's easy mistake to make, I know. We're going to move on, we're going to move on. Easy mistake to make. Let's get another question in here from one of our Patreon supporters at the $5 tier. Masonic wrote in.

He says, hey, guys, I just finished Gears won for the first time and liked it up until the final fight with Ramp. Ram or ROM? How do you say it's ROM, right? I would say ROM. I would say ROM. I found the way to kill him frustrating if you don't know what items to use and re-did the fight more than 10 times.

What are your options of the ramp? So I'm not going to I don't know what the options are. I can't remember. It's been a minute. But I do remember what I know what you're talking about because specifically in the remake it's dog shit. It is a dog shit fight

in the remake because that fight is all about lighting. Because you have to stay in like the light so that the krill can't get you. But like the way that Unreal Engine renders it in that new version, it's like kind of unclear where the light is because the game wants to be sexy with like, oh, look at how much fucking look at how good the lighting is everywhere. It's like, that's cool. I don't know where is safe.

Like it's kind of crazy. I remember, I remember having that exact issue where like I was really having a good time. And then that last fight, I was like, yo, why am I? Am I not understanding what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing? Like this feels impossible. And there's like no rhyme or reason. And then I looked up gameplay footage of like the original. And it's like, oh, it's so much, it's so much clearer in the original.

So they kind of fucked it up. So I totally, I know what you're experiencing. They did kind of fuck it up a little bit. That's interesting. I don't remember that fight enough to be able to say like out of this or this. So you're on the train and you have to do a lot of, you basically just have to do a lot of damage to him when he's not covered by the krill. Yeah. But he'll send the.

krill out after you and if you're in the dark the end's the dark they will basically swarm and kill you but in the remake everything is really well lit so you don't know really where the dark is

like it's like when you look at it side by side it's actually fucking bewildering because it's so clear in the original where like the the clouds in the sky are like blacked out by the krill in the original like where it's like it's even just like it looks like nighttime and it's completely fucked and then there's like there's spots of light and it's like

okay those are the safe places but in the remake it's like look at how good the skybox is and it's like not dark because they want you to see the cool fucking clouds and you know like oh look at our artists look at how how we expanded this

and it's wild too because like they handled the curl section it's completely fine oh like when you're in the tank yeah when you're in the tank or like when it's when you're running and you've got to like do the spotlights Like that looks Exactly right Yeah

I don't know It's very odd It really dropped the ball Like right in the last That really bothered me Like the last 15 minutes Of Gears 1 remake was like Fucking miserable

But It's funny that somebody wrote in about that Because I remember feeling that way I want to look into it See if I can I wonder if there's like a side by side Like I Because I would be surprised

If no one noticed it because it is jarring Gears ROM fight comparison I wonder if there is one I mean just by looking

just by looking at the the thumbnails like I clicked on it they are so the lighting they're they're they're white they are almost ghosts

they're so white like there is so much contrast in their skin like they are if you I'm looking at Marcus and and Dom especially Marcus he almost looks like a ghost like it is so bright like I see there's a I can tell how different it is

just by yeah looking at this new footage there's um yeah it really is it's it's quite interesting but I don't know oh let's see what else hilarious but you see how like in the original it's like there's clear beams of light.

Like there's clear like light areas. Yeah. And in the remake, it's just like, look at how beautiful all this is. Oh, wow. This guy's beautiful. The whole train is nice. Anyway, let's see. Oh, question for Sweeney.

Looks good. This is funny considering what just happened. But stuff actual road. And he says, what's up, pillow biters? This question is for Sweeney. How do you plan on shielding your nephews from this abortion of a podcast? Thanks. grabbing those ankles.

Okay. I'm just not going to, I don't know, they're not going to care about this shit. They're different, they're a way different generation. Way different generation to care. If he's crying right now, that he's,

he's definitely not going to care. And then my older nephew is like too cool to give half a fuck about shit like this. Yeah. Exactly. He's like, I like, I like,

I like, I like, I like, I guess. So you go do that over there. Like, if they ask you about your occupation, you say you're a pod.

Are you going to tell them the name of it? Yeah, my niece knows about the podcast, right? My oldest one does. She doesn't give a fuck, but she knows about it. Mm. Or so she says. And then she's, like, really disappointed and, like, what the fuck is this guy into? This guy's a, he's a freak.

He's a monster. I heard he, um, assaulted some woman fucking, and he has like a lazy eye or something. I don't understand how that works as I see him in person. But so, listen, there's, um, my family doesn't really like that. I was going to ignore this. They're not judgmental. They're not judgmental in the way they would like, they would like insult what I do. The only thing that they would ever like have a problem with is if I was like, like, my, my older side of my family, I have a problem with like the anti-god shit of me where I'm like super not religious.

Sure. But other than that, like my family is like what do do it helps you live a better life. Oh, hell. Kingsen going to hell. Look at him. He's going to hell. And so I wanted to ignore this initially. but I was trying to make it through the whole podcast

ignoring it, but like I think we should have dressed the elephant in the room that the eyes agent was in fact, Kingston. Wow. Okay. It was. I changed my build and color immediately. While I was on camera, I changed my building my color. He was wearing a mask.

He was wearing a mask. It was kind of hard to see. He asked us to play it off, but it's just kind of hard for me to do it. As a moral person. We were doing the good thing protect our assets, you know, and our, and our co-hosts. Sure. But it's, it's obvious if you look closely at the man. If you look closely at the footage, you can see that that is obviously Kingston.

Yeah. Yeah. It's actually me tweeting from California last night. But I was, see, I was going to address this too. Like, Kingston actually enlisted me, my help to do that. He said, log into my account and tweet from California. We're doing it right now. Do it right now.

Do it right now. I reset my computer actually, so I lost a lot of logging information. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Curious. Now that it's all in the open, do you want to answer for yourself? Hey, man.

That is a great response. Hey, man. I get it, man. Can you imagine if that was his real response? Like, like, they're like, why'd you do that? I'm like, hey, man. And then that was it. I would appreciate that way much.

more than the bullshit that they always try to come up with. Honestly, yeah. I'm feeling for my life. I'm gay. I'm like, shut off. I was afraid of this woman driving away. Yeah. A very slow,

fucking... Women always drive away from me. Why do women always drive away from me? Do you know how scary three miles an hour is? I love how people I immediately said, I just saw I just kill somebody. People were like, wrong.

Look at this thing. And I was like, I don't know, man. I just think people's perception is really, and they show a video of the same thing happening, but worse. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, He looks more villainous. You see the perception is broken, but it wasn't broken when Ashley Babbitt got fucking shot at J6. You know what I mean? That's because Derek, because you're allowed to break into the government. Right? Oh, right.

You're allowed to break into the government, right? And the government is allowed to break into you. Oh. Right? Yes. That is right. That's ultimately what it is. How foolish of me.

It is very funny though That that that is the argument Where it's just like okay So You're allowed to break into the You're allowed to break into the government Without you know anything Without any consequences

And the government is allowed to Sees you out of your space Without any consequences So what do you have rights? Yeah Like what is happening? Listen guys the only thing The only thing people listening

The only thing that I want you all to take from all this shit that happened is all of these people who consider themselves conservative just just just call them anything but that because I'm like bro what are they conserving what are they you know the idea of being a conservative the biggest thing is small government and I'm like guys right it's another thing too it's like it's over like what do you it's over you have shown time and time again that you love government overreach shut up like yeah that's always been my frustration with like the the fake line between the party politics where it's just like you're not a get like you just want a different type of big government just be honest about that right

100 like just like what is this small government bullshit like shut up you don't want that you want you want you want to arrest people for fucking people in the ass in like some of these like southern states literally like that's not small government but you can you crazy it's as big government as you can to get into it like oh i'm gonna arrest you for the shit that you do in your bedroom like that is yeah wellie and nightmare type shit that they're used to cry about. And now American citizen gets swish cheese in the face

for trying to flee at like fucking zero miles an hour. At mock zero. And that was fine and justifiable. Everything's fine. I love my president. I love my president. I love the

government now. Yeah. I love that everybody loves what I'm doing. Yeah. It's so cool. I love that people used to say, fuck authority, but now they love it.

They love when authority fucks them. Don't look at the Epstein files. They're not real. I'm going to kill a woman and don't mind it. Don't mind me. This dude's going to get a medal, like seriously, because he really did help Trump out with this one.

Because like, who? The, Kingston. So, like, Kingston. Right, right. Kingston really came. through because it's going to take like a couple weeks or something for us to reset and then start

talking about Epstein again. Well, it's obviously real, but it makes you sad. What do you say? What do you what did you say? Apparently the Brate movie has been completely scrapped. I mean, I mean obviously duh. Yeah. I was like at this point come out. It was supposed to come out three years ago. Remember when they did a fucking Comic-Con thing about it? How long ago is that? Fuck. Makes me so sad. Because I think Blade is so cool, but it's like, I. Also, Myershal Ali is like not getting any younger.

Like, he's not a young man anymore at all. And it's like, I think they should just fucking, um, since they brought, uh, Wesley Snipes back, they should just do an old blade. He's too old now, unfortunately. He is, but like, there's some things that like, I, I'm, I just, I'm just more for, I only, I only care for the nostalgic purposes to be. honest. And in the same way that did you hear Ron Perlman wants to reprise his role for

For his eyes looking at the floor and don't look at your face? Dude, I... For what? For what? Oh, sorry, for for Hellboy. Even though he's... Oh, he, I'm sure he would need to take all the steroids in the world to like be able to, you know, handle all that fucking gear to put on again. But I want it so badly because I honestly Hellboy the Golden Army is like, it probably sounds stupid. to say, but it's in like my top 20 of favorite movies.

You know what's wild? I like, I like, I like the first one more, I think. But I think Golden Army is better. I think Gilmoldo Toro is fucking awesome and he killed it into. That's so interesting. I've never seen Hellboy actually. So watch it. Watch them and then tell me which one you think is better. I just, I'm also, I'm a little biased because I love Gilma Do Toro. I just, I think, I do too. I just for some reason. I don't know. He did such a good job on Frankenstein. I don't know what the hell that. I don't know, that can't like like frankenstein has always been like sort of like a like a more heady horror story in general it's not really that heady at all it's a dead guy walking around it's you're you're just

you talked sometimes when you just but like it's it's it's way more heady of like a horror film and like I was surprised that well also the actor jacobillardy did fucking really good I was surprised because he was he was he can't wrap his mind around like a fucking zombie walking around it's crazy it's so heady It's definitely more Hetty than most horror movies 100% Or most horror-ass things

But it's not meant to be horror I guess It's probably the least It's probably the least heady horror movie I've ever seen Yeah, then what? Then what fucking terrifier That would be super hetty Saw is scary Saw is heady

Saw is cringe But it's I get it It's funny I am not you You don't value life So I'm gonna torture you It's like Let's play a game

I'm a woman is A woman is driving her car Two miles an hour And you have ample time to get out of the way Do you become a murderer or just be normal? To be normal and let her go. I want a saw movie to happen where Jigsaw. And he just can't help himself.

He's like rabid. I have to kill. I want to see a saw movie, but I want them to do what the first saw did where like one of the people plays dead the whole time and then Jigsaw comes at the end and he attacked, the person attacks Jigsaw. Hey,

I want that to happen again. Yeah, sorry. Spoiler. I know a 24-year-old movie. My apology. I haven't gotten around to it yet. The dead guy was Mr. Saul all along. You spoiled Final Fantasy 7 for me.

The real saw was the saw that I see. He's still misleading you. There's actually the saw that the guy uses. There's a guy he uses a saw. That's Jigsaw. There's no, no, there's saw. There's jigsaw and then there's pocket saw. There's, oh, pocket.

Who's pocket saw? I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. Is that in, like, in saw 13 or something? I didn't see that one. In saw 13, there's saw's kid, but he's little saw. So they call him pocket saw. Pocket saw. Focketsaw.

Son of sticksaw. And then there's, there's chainsaw, jigsaw, pocket saw, and then, um, what's another, what's another saw kind of saw. Saw, saw. There's saw saw saw saw saw saw there's saw there's seed saw there's seen saw there's there's seed saw there was saw and then there was seen we're we're getting we're not we're just talking about actual saws you what do you do it no man you ruined it man you ruined

it oh god kinds of sauce good stuff all right here's a good one wow you actually killed her I thought you were just going to drive. I thought you were going to let her go. That's actually, I didn't, I don't have a contingency for that. Oh, there's table saw. There's tables. There's tables. There's tables.

So, meter saw, chain saw, band saw, scroll saw, circular saw. He's still on this thing. There's so many sauce.

You say chop saw? Yeah, it's a chop saw. I don't know what that is. I don't know. Is that the one where you take it down? Like, no,

that's a, I don't know what a chop saw. It's not, that's not a, it's not a, it's a blade. What is a chop saw? Soes need serrated edges in the whole point

Oh, that is a, okay, the chops saw is exactly what I was thinking Where you put it down into you chopping motion. Okay, that's not a saw. Sort of like the butcher's used for meat, right? That's a slicer. I mean, you can use it for meat, but usually, you know, people are chopping wood and stuff, but But yeah, I'm, yeah, I mean, because I, butchers use like everything. Because they even use the sawsaws.

Yeah, they use piss sauce, too. They use piss sauce, too. I used piss saws I piss in a very fine line Then I saw things in half of my piss Why is it called the saws all though I don't understand why that's called that I don't know

It's like saw saw and then Z-A-L But I had never understood like why the fuck it's called that I wonder what a scroll saw is All right no sir dumb ass wrote in he says Hey Twink black twink and man who believes He has a girlfriend Reciplicating saw Just

Sorry just a simple Just a simple question What's the sickest you guys have ever been. Have you been so fucked up, you blanket a wall in shit? No. No. I certainly have not. I'm in that sick, but that's like very, that's like, that's like the end of sick where it's like, oh, you might be gone soon. No, I've only casually shat one time from being like food poisoning, but I didn't ruin any of my clothing or bedding or anything. Luckily, it stayed put, but I was like, oh, definitely done that fairly recently, but I've definitely been. I remember that.

on the podcast. I've been so sick. I've like, I've been so sick that like I've sweated like through all my sheets before. Sure. Like I've been like that sick. But it's, but that's like,

I've been so sick. I was freezing in like 100 degrees in like a, like an apartment before. Yeah. I remember that. The sickest, I don't know, man.

Like it's, it's like a, I had bronchitis for the first time. I think a year, like last year or a year or two years ago or something. I never had bronchitis in my life ever. Not to my knowledge. Maybe once when I was a kid or something.

But like adult bronchitis is wild. Because it's just like, it's like three separate flus and also you can't breathe. It's like I could not believe how much that just knocked me on my ass. But the previous time before that was like the COVID vaccine, the second time I got the COVID vaccine. So there was the there was the initial vaccine. Then there was the second one. And then there were the two boosters afterwards. I didn't get the boosters.

but I did get the first two. And I think Kaysen was, I think it was when we were living in, in that, uh, the Avalon. I was so fucked.

I was giggling. Like I was laughing. For the second one, it, yeah, for the second one just knocked me on my ass. I don't know what it was. It was Moderna,

but like I just remember sweating. It felt like my bones were just moving differently than my skin and muscles were. And it just like, like, everything hurt. but everything hurts so much that it was just funny. Like I just like, this is hilarious that I'm in this much pain right now. I can't believe I was just trying to do the right thing and now I'm in pain.

I was giggling. I think I walked into Kingston's room and just, I don't even know. I wasn't a trance. Yeah, I told you get out because I didn't want you to give me whatever you had. I was like, get the fuck out of here. Did I say something? I feel like I said something. You were just fucking sweating and being dumb and I was like, well, that sucks.

He'll make it. And then I kept doing what I was doing. I think I told I think I like recited something at him I can't remember though it's really blurry if only you would have listened to Joe Rogan I know I should have got the Ivermectin

you're a healthy 20 something year old you could have gotten ivermectin you probably were making enough money to get monoclon of antibodies like Joe Rogan it was only a good four five thousand dollars you could have got it like Joe Rogan did you know you're right

so you should have listened to him I should have. He knows he knows the graphs. I almost called him a hard art. This guy took everything but the vaccine. It's so funny. Everything. I know. And now he's clearly brain damage. Seriously. His doctor, his really, he must have been a really good doctor because he prescribed him everything. I was just like when he listed what he took, I was like, you have done so much. damage to your immune system just for no reason. But he just took everything. It's fine. It's fine, bro. I love, I love, I love, I love, he had a, I love a Joe Rogan. I love, he had my, he had Michael Jackson's doctor. He probably did. He, he, be no joke, he probably did. Because I'm like, bro, what is going on with

you? Everything but the, you're that afraid of the vaccine that you'll even take the fucking, the fact that he would take monoclonal antibodies, like that's like not even a thing. that most people are aware of. It's not like, I would be more scared of that. You know, I'm like, oh, you're going to give me artificial antibodies. I'm like, I don't know how does that work. Is it safe? That's the thing.

It's like, guys, they all do, like, we, like Tim Poole. I know this for a fact, by the way. Tim Poole injects himself with shit before the show. I know this. Yeah. You got it. I'm not even, this is not a bit. This is not a bit.

Like, I don't know what they do. But they inject themselves with some weird. bullshit before or after the show. I think before, I would imagine. That's called meth. I don't think it's meth, man. I think it's like, I don't know, fucking, I don't know a stem cell cocktail. Like, I don't know.

I don't want whatever. I don't want it. I just, I want, I will take stuff that I know is provably safe, like vaccines. And that's, and like other things that have been tested many of times over, you know, I hate that some people are dumber than piss and they don't understand that year. doesn't take many years. It takes actual results, meaning that if all the money was allocated on testing a medication, like during the pandemic, you can get the results you need very quickly. And they don't understand that. And that's so, because I'm like, bro, the whole world

worked together to get this shit done. And that's why we got it so fast. It did it so fast. It usually takes years for this. I'm like, yeah, why do you think it takes years, you fucking bitch? Like, come on. What am I even? I'm wasting. I'm getting mad for no reason. People are stupid and you got to remember that they're stupid. You can't expect them to be not stupid.

I know, but I'm going to be, I have a knife in my hand right now and I think I'm going to plunge it in me. John Jafari on Safari Road. He says, stop saying nothing happened. It compels the universe to act and you're gay. That is true. It is something that tends to happen. It's a great talk. It's actually why I've decided to open up every show with nothing happened.

So let's just accelerate it. It's a good idea. I like that. Yeah. I think it's a good idea personally. Yeah. Nothing happened. Nothing occurred.

Don't look at the dead woman, please. Don't look at Venezuela. Look instead. Don't ever your eyes. We're having a boxing ring thing outside of the White House, I think. Maybe is that still? happening. I don't know. We're doing it. Look at it. Look at that. Keep your eyes on that. Meanwhile, don't worry about anything else. Have you seen this thing as Stephen Crowder?

Oh, where he was like reenacting the shooting? Yeah. What? Yeah, Stephen Crowder did a little reenactment of the, of the one that just happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. Like, you remember when he did it for George Floyd? Right. Right. And then like, he had like a thumbnail of him getting kneeled on and stuff. I'm like, this guy. And this is what I'm talking about. He's a perfect example of someone who is actually losing it. Because you're not seeing the other grifters doing shit like that. No, because that takes effort. It takes effort to go out there and just like actually like, wait, let's go.

Let's get a crew together and film this. Yeah. I want to, I want you to see if I can. I want you to nearly kill me. Can you do that for me? Dude, they're like those assholes that actually went to Alaska. Sorry, Antarctica. So they can see the 24-hour sun, you know, because they, you know, they don't believe.

the flat earthers like it can't do that and then they actually went they're from they went from a chili to antarctica and then they're like oh shit yeah it's it's what do we do now did you see did you see the uh fucking qananan shaman do you know that guy you know that guy right yeah the the guy the guy the viking dude yeah do you know have you have you seen any of the updates of that guy i saw a thumbnail that he like turned but i don't know if that i need to see the video because i'm like oh sometimes is him, the video is him basically saying like, yeah, when he refused to release the Epstein files, I knew that it was bullshit. Like, he's just, so he, do, can you understand that if you're still, this is so important. If you are still supporting Trump, you have, you have less common sense and less reasoning than the fucking QAnon shaman. the man who ran into the capital with like an ox head helmet in like animal hide he is above you

think about i really i don't know how this is it's so important to understand that that is a very good point it's so crazy soak that in that that insane man is somehow saner than you that's crazy fucking bewildering that actually is so funny I didn't know that he that's great that's great

that crazy asshole has enough sense to be like oh I believed in this person shit and he completely lied to my face I'm out

and other fucks are like they're still holding on to something I think at this point like you're just kind of too far like you're gone you're beyond the event horizon you've crossed the

You've crossed like 56 Rubikon at this point. 56 Rubikons. It's you're done. Like there's no turning back for you. And the best that we can hope for you is that like you, you maybe succeed into like a like a small recess of space. And just don't bother anybody. It's just containment at this point. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Seal seal it in lead like the elephant's foot. Because you can't get rid of this. You can't fix it. You can't make the elephant's foot like, you know, not toxic. Right. So you just have to separate. yourself from it. That's you

if you're below the fucking Qaeda on Shaman, though. Like that guy ran in dressed like Skyron. You know? Trying to overthrow the government. And even he's like, oh, that guy's clearly a pedophile. Yeah. The only

reason he wouldn't release the file is because he's obviously all over them. I think the vast, I think the majority of people are like he is. I just think the for what happens is that no, I think so. He's running the government. That's the problem. You're right. He's surrounded by the few people who are loyal. And then the people that the subsection of, you know, random people that do love him are very loud. Yeah. It's very passionate. But I think most people are just like, yeah. Oh, he's. They get it. He even said himself, didn't he meet with like, didn't he meet with like, were the Republicans in Congress recently? And he said like, we got to. do well in the midterms or he's going to get impeached for sure.

Yeah. By the way, as if impeachment does anything. That's also, I was kind of like, yeah, well, the problem, the reason why it doesn't do anything is the fact that the people that are, he doesn't control, he controls everything. If it didn't, like, granted, the Democratic Party sucks a lot and they are, they are, they are. Bill Clinton got a blow job, dude. Yeah.

And he left office. and he left office. That is crazy. Never again. The next Democratic president is going to have a field day, man. He's going to get all sorts of pussy. He's going to be like, yeah, who cares? They should.

I mean, the problem is, you're going to get rid of me? The problem is the Dems sucks so bad and they don't. The problem is the Democratic Party succeeds under this kind of rule. They succeed entirely. They don't, they don't hurt. Oh, speaking by the way. The people hurt. The party does.

The party thriving. Well, I don't know about that. I'm still getting rich. I guess so in that sense, but like, yeah, I don't know. Did you see also that Mamdani already got? Yeah. Already got free child care in New York City. Already got.

That is actually crazy. Already worked crazy, huh? I was fully anticipating that, not happening for like maybe. Even though the freaking senator, not the senator, the governor was like, I don't want this to happen. He was like, well, why? And she was like, ah, yes. She was like, I guess. folded under

zero pressure it was like why can this happen and she was like I just don't want to pay for it and it's like you should pay for it she was like all right okay yeah I couldn't really

when I saw that I was like whoa look this is when that's actually crazy this is when I understand why leftists are so upset at everything because yeah

we collectively my breaking point was us going along with Bernie Sanders getting cheated. Because to me it's like in a society that if they actually believe in no taxation without representation and anything that like any type of revolutionary type of anything, it's like, hey, we all want this. They're not giving it to us. What are we going to do about it? Oh, nothing? Okay, great. You know, so that's where I was kind of like, fuck everybody.

because that is when you stop moving forward. Like I say, the society ain't going to collapse if the government, if, if, if, uh, if elections are stalled or something. If, if there's like, you know, if there's, and having people continuously living as if nothing's wrong isn't upsetting because you see what can be done when the right people get in power. We see what is entirely possible. and just letting this shit go. Like, the latest example is obviously folding about the government shutdown. Or I'm like, it's far past...

The thing is this right, Derek. Hold, let me just finish this last point. It's far past the point of, I don't know what... Yes, vote them out. However, maybe, maybe, uh, maybe you want to go do something to them, you know? the demmer

maybe want to shake their hands really hard and some you know leftism got co-opted bro it got co-opted by people that wanted to virtue signal instead of doing the right thing there aren't real revolutionaries

in the world anymore it's just all it's all yeah yeah it's all destroyed not this country not this country no not here because of the fact that we are young we haven't been pushed

to the point where we have to like all right we're gonna come up in houses I think people are just pacified you know like it's just we're still relatively comfortable even things are

increasingly getting worse, but you can still buy your fucking PS5s and shit. You can with Klarna, you know what I mean? Like, we live in California, dude. We're not worried about that shit right now. Speaking of that. Yeah.

They're saying like the idea that dude, imagine trying to imagine earnestly in this climate, not politically. I just mean like economic. Imagine being like guys. PS6. He'd be crazy.

Are you excited? Like who the fuck would be excited? It'd be so funny. I can't even imagine caring. That's why they're delaying it. They're like we can't, one, we can't make it right now because you don't got any fucking GPU or Rams. And then two, who's going to want that right now?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. 2030, man. That's a good time. I don't think so. I think it's, I think plans are too locked in. I think 28 is when you're going to see it somehow.

I, if, if we'll see if AI ramp. goes up based on what I know about AI technology right now I'm pretty sure the next big way of it is going to be to like make it not use as much resources that's like the next big focus of it so when that happens well because that's everything yeah in China maybe yeah well which they're already actually doing pretty well yeah that's literally what's going to happen they're going to have to make it smaller yeah and let use less resources yeah that might take a lot more here because you know other companies profit a lot by using all those resources 100%. But it's going to happen. That's like that step next up. Like every person I know that's

tangents to that they're like yeah, they're going to find a way to make it like not be as resource taxing. But they don't have to right now because America is in such a shit place with like regulation of it. Yeah. Because over there in in Whiteyville, which is a place I make fun of all the time Europe. They're they're regulating it. They're like, hey, we got to use less energy to create this. So it's like I hate giving you guys credit, but also like good job. Fucking Jojo's been really bothering me. Like she's like, why are we still here? I'm like, I don't know, man.

Trying to try to make a little more money, I guess. Go over there. Go over there and get killed by a war off at nighttime. Please, by all means. I think that over there, shadow box of Baba Yaga, please. I feel that would be. So like dying that way would be so great other than accidentally. or purposefully getting Swiss cheese by an ice agent that thinks I'm Somali or some shit you know what I think I think it's cooler I think it's written cooler you know like it's it's a cooler title I think I would rather be ravaged by a world for box to death by Baba Yaga than some fat racist piece of shit with SS tattooing on his fucking neck shoot me in the face because he thought I was gonna scam a daycare or some shit I think that'd be interesting it'd be it's a because I think a world off sounds cooler until you're experiencing it's a because I think a world off sounds cooler until you're experiencing

aging that thing you're like oh this is really terrifying it's gonna suck in the moment but i'm dead so now it's just okay what do i want to be remembered by fucking fat races ice officer blasts me and thinking i'm fucking somali or a werewolf fucking devoured me like which one do what i rather do i i agree look i agree but the problem is that the people are not going to believe the werewolf they're like that's just a nose wise tale and it's gonna be like my husband was turned into pieces in my living room. And it's like, yeah, but that's a wise tale, Jojo. Shut the fuck up and go fucking mix the gruel. It's still funner. I, I, I, I, I, I cannot stress to you enough how upset I'd be if I got killed by a government agent. I would be so fucking upset. Like, in the next life or

whatever is happening with me, I think I would be able to hold together my consciousness to be like, no, why? No. Not you. so funny. I'd be the idea. Yeah. I would be a little miffed, I think. A little bit of miffed. That's so stupid.

Anyway, uh, what, all right, let's see. Carpeted microwave road and he says, been watching Chris since 14. Whoa. Middle school formative years, Lamow, Jesus Christ. And now I'm getting married at 23. Oh, oh, wow. 23. Yeah, young marriage, good shit.

Good shit, man. Congrats. Uh, yeah, congrats. Thought that might feel a little existential to y'all. Not really. It would have at a certain point But like I think I'm just like used to this Just being the new reality

It's like yeah I've been doing this a long time I've been doing this over half my life at this point So like it makes sense But yeah So thanks for thanks for being such a good source of good vibes I love like we just spent like So much time talking about how like everything's falling apart Yeah

But oh good Lord Congratulations though man Good luck Yeah, it's rare to like find love that persists. So good shit. That is true. The Bigfoot that only saves his pubes rode in. Crazy.

This is hello fuck fucker and fucking. What's something? What? What's something about a woman that you tried to get with that made you think just throw the whole bitch away? I don't think I understand what the question is. Like something about a woman that you were like dating that you're like, oh, you found something about them. You're like, oh, I just hate this. What is a woman?

Oh. Um, what is a woman? What is a woman? I don't know. A woman, a woman, here's my definition of a woman. A woman is anybody who covers their drink when Tim Poole walks into the room. Ah. So I guess I'm a woman.

That's really what, that's really what a woman. That'd be great if anyone I wouldn't accept the drink from Timpool. Yeah. No, thank you. I'm not thirsty anymore. That's crazy. I'm not thirsty anymore. Tim Paul had the audacity to ask Emma Viglin to, like, hang out and shit.

Like, I love, I love that that actually happened. Like, hey, I know you hate my guts. I know that we say horrible things about you, but you want to get sushi with us and the boys? Give you a tour of the compound. Like, what? That's insane. Where does he live even? Like, what state is he in?

West Virginia. Of course. Oh, man, you got to like, you got to love that West Virginia sushi. Yeah. I can't think of a better way to spend my time. Oh, yeah. I remember him. I know he's in there, West Virginia,

because he was complaining about some laws that would protect fucking, I can't believe this. This is so crazy. It would protect self-employed people like contractors and shit. And people like that do Uber and they were trying to protect those people. And it was interesting. referring with Tim Poole's business because, you know, he obviously doesn't hire people. He has contractors.

And he was getting upset about, he's like, I'm going to move out of here because they were trying to give these people and protect people. And he was upset about that. And I'm like, this is, you're, he's saying it on air. And I'm like, is this not exposing how much of a piece of shit you are that you're against workers' rights? Like, I don't understand who, who is he telling this to? I'm like, it's like he has all my listeners or business.

owners that want to fuck over employees so we got to give them as least rights as possible and make sure that self-employed people have absolutely no rights. I'm like, I don't know what I'm, I was baffled. You know, because those are things that you don't, I thought you weren't supposed to say out loud. I thought. You know, whatever. Well, what are you going to do?

Okay. So something that was like really like a huge turnoff. I don't know, man. That's a good question. I mean, I did date someone who kind of, she had like an insane little moment. And I was like, oh, she, I realized that she's crazy. And I was like, oh, this is, this isn't good.

She had a little, I think, actually, I think I said this on the podcast at one point. So some people might remember this that, uh, we were going to see a movie. And she kind of like had a little spaz out when I didn't give a fuck. I wasn't there. I don't care. I don't go to the movies that often.

So I'm like, hey, pick whatever you want to see. And then she was trying to pass it off to me. And I was like, no, no, seriously. I don't care. And then she had like a little like screaming yelp thing of like, just pick the fucking movie kind of a thing. And I was like, whoa, what was that? Oh, yeah.

And then I was like, uh-oh. Early into our relationship, I was like, okay. I'm sure there's examples. But I don't know, man. I'll put up with anything really. Yeah, I usually. slap them, you know, put them in their place. Yeah, the moment the woman yells at me like that, and I'm like,

all right, cool, so you want to fight? So I just start putting my gloves on. You're like, all right, cool. You want, you clearly want to fight. All right, cool. I get my street fighter, I've been made gloves. I toss her, I say I'll give you five seconds to put them on. Your choice, if you want to or not, after five seconds, the battle starting. So it's your, you just, you have your time.

So they keep arguing, and I'm like, and it's a joke, a savage hook. I'm like, all right, are we done arguing? And then it can tune to yell. I'm like, all right, I guess the bell haven't been wrong yet. Let's keep going. That's good one. Guys, are we done or like, I don't know?

I guess so, like, you know. I can't, I can't really think of anything seriously. There's a bunch of things. I can think of many things that should have been that for me. But if I'm being honest about it, you bypassed it. They weren't. You bypassed it. Yeah.

Yeah, I think I can think of bypassing like, oh, that should have maybe been like something. Not being funny. I think not being funny was definitely like something. See, I wouldn't have even, I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have even progressed to the point where like I would have even, you know what I?

Like that's kind of a default. Like you have to make me laugh. If I can't, if I can't laugh with you, then it's so, what are we doing? Oh, all right.

I mean, I've definitely, I've definitely slept with girls that I just thought we're attractive. Like I'm not like, I'm not. The thing is that also like, I feel like, yeah,

I don't know, I feel like dating is a different thing because I feel like dating is like a long process. And it depends on your, To get to the point when I'm dating you. Yeah. Like if I get to the point when I'm dating you, you have to already check the bunch of lines. I feel like there's only like two people in my life that I, that I've slept with that I wasn't dating. Oh, most people, most people, most of the people have wasn't dating.

Or that I wasn't like, ostensibly dating. You know what I mean? Like, you're not, you're not dating, but like you kind of basically are. No, we're just hooking up. There's. No, yeah, absolutely. Way more working up. That's the, that would say that's like 90%. Probably.

Most likely. Solid, like 75% for me. Because I would say, what? I've only probably had like maybe, I've had four girlfriends, really that I really count as like my partners. That's interesting. Yeah. How many girlfriends? There's Lily. There's the one, but just before Lily.

There's one girl in 11th grade. Then there was one girl from like technically ninth to like a little bit after high school. But we were like on and off a bunch. And that's it. Right. I don't like counting girlfriend girlfriends I would say yeah

like I would need longer time but like I counted real fast like five six something like that and even then like high school girlfriends I can kind of not like one of them I can just kind of not count also I was like this is interesting

I only had one girlfriend my first official girlfriend official official I was 18 I didn't I didn't me and my stupid friend we had a understanding this is what happens when you grow up in hip hop culture right um you you think women are less than so you grow up and you're like we're just going to get pussy and i mean i i grew up hip hip hop culture too i just i wasn't quite that bad but i well if but i bet you're your boys like come

on like i'm just saying oh yeah a bunch of my niggas were like it was just all about i think it depends i think it depends it totally depends it's not a fucking blanket obviously it's just like but it The mentality is you're just like, the goal is to get women, right? To get girls. One of my cousins has money over bitches. Has M-O-B on his knuckles. One of my cousins has that. I swear to God.

I haven't heard M-O-B in a long time, dude. That's crazy. He has M-O-B on his knuckles. And I was like, why did you get that tat? I saw that and I was like, why would you get that tattoo? We're also still in high school. That's hilarious. I love that money.

I love that. That person that, they have, the person that gets that has no money or bitches. What's crazy is in a loving relationship now. He's in a loving relationship now. Like right now he's in his girl. Yeah. Good, good, good.

I'm glad that he turned it around. They have their two little girls. Yeah. And of course he has two daughters. It just makes even funnier. That is very funny. It popped out. He held that little girl.

He was like, oh. Oh. Tattoo M.O. B on her now. It really, a tattoo M.O.Tatoo Mold. Tattoo Molde on her now. It just morphs into love. It just starts a morphing in. changing it to love on his knuckles.

That would be really endearing, yeah. Good, good, you evolved. Congratulations. Fucking loser. Guys, I'm sick. You always end up with a daughter. That's how it happens every single time you end up with a daughter. Pieces of shit guy.

Every guy that you know that's hyper, sorry, not every, but most, most guys you know that are hyper, protective of their daughters and like super anti-boyfriends are overly strict, they were a huge piece of shit to women themselves. That is why they act that way. Or someone in their family, their brothers or their dads were. Right. But more likely, more likely they understand the nature of themselves. And they're like, that's boys.

I can't let me. Every man's like this. And it's like, no, brother. You were like this. You good sir. Yeah. I think, I don't know. If I ever had kids, I think I would probably want a daughter first.

I want a daughter If I ever had two kids I would want like older sister younger brother That thing going on If I had like if I could select What what makes you think of that? Because it was what I grew up with kind of And I remember liking it and I just remember

I think it's I don't know I think Realistically an older sister is going to bully a younger brother And I think that's like I don't think that's necessarily bad I didn't have that experience really but I think I don't know that's a character building thing I think

I grew up with that but my sister was way too much older than me to have any interaction with me how much older was your sister 12 12 years old than I am yeah my sister was 10 years so like we didn't have that kind of she wasn't like kicking me down the stairs or not is it the thing that she's like anything that I would bring to her would

just be annoying to her especially at the age where I was my most curious and annoying and I wanted someone to be like hey do you see all this shit. Like if my like let's say like if my still was 20 years older than me, she would just probably think having a little brother that's that small is really cool. He's like, I get to teach him stuff now. She's at the point where like her brain is like, oh, I can show him the world in a nice way. Opposed to like when I'm, she's a teen and I'm fucking three or four.

Yeah. She's just following her annoying time with you. But like exactly. There's there's a waves of that, right, where you feel like I want to hang out. I want to teach kid. I, I, I, I, I don't care. I do care. I don't care. Depending on that level. Like, say, my mom, she was busy working all the time. So she wasn't bothered with trying to really spend quality time with me. And like she would, she'd be, I remember trying to force her to watch like, we would record like stuff on the TV. And I recorded the skit of a matchy Vos, the Sopranos, like if it was on the Pax network. So they cut out like all the swearing. And like, it still holds up. It's still really funny. And I, I, I,

I had to beg her to like get her to sit down and watch like a three minute segment. And I'm like, God damn. Yeah, but it's because, but it's because you know why. I get it. But I was just like, as a kid, I'm like, God damn. It's going to take just a few minutes. Like I'm not asking me to spend the day with being on a fucking park. That's why I am to my nephews, right?

Like me and my nephew, whenever we go somewhere, I take him usually like the, the baby one, I'm at home. I'm like the one that's like attached to him. But like when we're going somewhere, we know my young, and like he's just a kid. So all he wants to do is just tell you about. the shitty things is cool. Yeah.

And I just listen. All I do is I just listen. I give him an ear. And it means the world to them. It's really adorable. Uncle Kingston. Can you watch Asman Gold with me? He's not that.

I don't think he's that kind of kid. I think he's too sweet. But he's like, he's like he's talking to me about like dragon ball and wrestling. Right. Oh, Uncle King. Why doesn't he shower? Is water bag? He's scared of it.

Like water just touches him and he just immediately freaking out. But I noticed that. Like when kids are young, they just want someone to talk. Like, and that's unfortunate, that's why parents, unfortunately, like, it's hard, especially the world nowadays where it's like you've got to work so hard every day of your life. And it's like, how do you expect them to have the energy to come back? And like deal with like a little kid that all they want is attention and wonder. It's like.

And then they get mad at their kids for being. curious and they beat them. It's, it's a horrible cycle, dude. That's why don't have kids you're not ready to, bro. Please don't have kids. You don't owe anybody anything. Don't bring kids into this world if you cannot take care of them. Please, I think that is the most immoral thing.

It should be punishable by like prison time in my personal opinion. I would love that, but, you know, I think it should be. No, I disagree. Just do it. Who cares? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, actually, he convinced me. He convinced me with like no argument.

I think my argument is pretty good, I think. I'm a huge product of the fact that, like, my grandmother was just too tired to deal with a kid like me. All right. Well, don't say that. Well, she was. We're just too tired. Don't say. What are you saying?

Are you saying that you're the product of, like, people not wanting a kid? No, a degree of neglect. A degree of neglect. But that's because of the fact that, like, my mom unfortunately kicked a bucket when I was, like, almost one. my dad's a huge piece of shit and then my grandmother had already raised my cousin a few of my cousins her kids and it helped raise her siblings

so it's like dude like you know luckily I had good luckily I had good like references but that's what like it could have been I could have been in the streets I could have been fucking doing all to the dumb shit but I just luckily I had like I got lucky I got a good dice roll

listen yeah I don't like how you disrespect King Dad I think we need to bring him on so we can defend themselves. Derek, let's just say that right now. Right now if you made this joke from my dad, my dad would probably hit you, actually. He would crumble you. Is he that bad?

He's really shitty. He's not, he's really charismatic, but also, so imagine my charisma without any of the moral direction to my grandma gave me. What the fuck is a Photoshop document? I need some, I need some, I need, we need King Dad episode 400. That's going to be crazy. Oh, we got to ask him, I guess. I'll call him like, yo. can you at least

because I know he's going to say no I just would love to know like what would you like he's like what the fuck are you talking about what would his answer be if you asked him why I want

how about my podcast why I want why I want me come on your show you're bot him on show for I can't I literally can't even imagine I want to know it would be so insane

because it would just be fire behind him he'd be live from South Sudan And I'm like, what are you doing? Let's get this last one and wrap it up. Guys, I'm sick of Grypti to the left. I'm going to say the N-word now, Rodin. He says, hey, snarkos, maybe you've discussed this.

But what was the first music video you can remember watching? Mine was the video for Just Lose It by Emin. That's hilarious by Eminem. Wow. I think it was on MTV. Take care. Not trying to get drafted into the Venezuelan. Oh, and try not to get drafted into the Venezuelan War.

We are far out of the range for that, I think. No, we're not. fucked up. I'm I'm actually very injured. I'm old. Derek's the only one is it. And it would even matter. I would 100.

Even if they made exceptions, I would just leave immediately. So I don't care. I would go, I think. Oh, good, good for you.

Yeah, you go for all three of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would go, I just fly a, I don't know,

I'd fly a little stealth bomber or whatever. Yeah. That's what they're going to, some people's in their kitchen, blobs of people's kitchen. They're going to give you the, the good stuff

and not just be fucking Vanguard. It just fucking charge it with like one pistol. Here's a rock of pistol and no ammo. It's the halo it's the halo of all pity they're like I don't keep it loaded son. You're gonna have to find ammo as you go.

This is a war zone. It'll keep it loaded fucking idiot. You don't you're fucking crazy. You're giving me an unloaded like why even give me anything? Bullets are interchangeable like that. Yeah, we know. Good luck.

It's like, okay, cool. Give them hell. I actually don't know if I, I'm sure, by the way, this is the, I'm sure I've seen music videos before this, right? Like, I just don't know if I remember them distinctly. But I think I remember seeing Breaking the Habit. Breaking the Habit was the first video that I remember that I remember being like, oh, this is a music video. Oh, this is crazy. Interesting.

Because it had like that art, like that anime kind of. aesthetic going on. I don't even remember, like, it wasn't even anime necessarily. It was like just like sketches. But it was really fucking cool.

And I remember like nobody, I'm sure I'd seen like snippets of it of music videos on like the news or whatever. Like I'm sure there's like a Michael Jackson video that I'd like maybe seen and did like passively. But that was the first one that I sat and like watched and was like, whoa. What the fuck is this?

My first one ever was baby one more time. I feel like was the first one I remember seeing. Yeah. Oh, wow. because I feel like I saw so I saw it was either that or it was off the wall or not off the wall or um don't stop to get enough those are the ones that pop up in my brain that like earliest for me

but I remember because I cried because she pushes a kid a guy in a wheelchair down steps and I tear I was just like what the fuck are you crying about why are you crying about that and I was like because he's clearly really hurt and she was just like stop being gay what is wrong with you and that was I dude that was a weird that was like a moment

that she was like, oh, he's, he's sensitive, I guess, because I was like, I feel bad because, like, he's going down those steps and he can't walk already. He's really going to get hurt at the end of those steps. That's going to suck. But there was that, but that move, that video is, unless, is it that one where she pushed the guy down the steps in a wheelchair? Probably. I just, I don't really remember. I just remember the oops I did again. She's wearing that red jumpsuit or whatever.

That's the only thing I really remember. It has to be. She's in, like, that leather jumpsuit. I'm pretty sure I'm thinking of the same song. What are we talking about? Oops, I did it again. And like she's, that's the one where she's in the red leather jumpsuit, right?

No. Oops, I did it again? Yeah, Kingston. You're talking about that music video. I'm assuming, no, baby one more time. Oh, you said baby one more time. Sorry. I think you did one more time.

Oh, that's the one when she's in the school and she's wearing the, Oh, no, oops I did it again is the leather jumpsuit. Yeah, but he said baby one more time. Maybe one more time is the one that she's a... I mean, no, I mean, actually, wait, no, it isn't because I forgot. We're in a post, you could just deny things that are true. That's now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Even if it's on video. No, that might not be the right music video, actually. You're probably thinking of toxic, dude. It might be toxic. You're probably thinking of toxic because she's, you know, being toxic, I bet, in that music. But toxic feels too new. Let me see you. I don't fucking know, dude.

She's being toxic in that music. I'm just imagining. Or maybe it's, you know, that music. the, I don't fucking know. I'm just assuming Well, Toxic opens up really fucking weird. I forgot that this is it like all sci-fi or something? I can't really remember. Yeah, there's like a bunch of

Demogorgon bats flying at the screen. And then they zoom into a obviously CGI jet. Yeah. So pushing someone down the stairs, I mean, it should be easy to search up, right? Yeah, I'm doing it right now. Oh, okay. Oh, Toxic is the one where she's in that weird, like, kind of see-through glittery, like, uh,

I just remember there being like a guy involved like She's gonna like smash him dude or something I can't really remember And toxic? Yeah, I thought it looked like she was gonna do Like she was gonna like smash him guy Like they were gonna look like they were gonna I may be mixing up this stuff because Is it my prerogative? No, my prerogative is way too new

I was way I thought it was really small when I watched this video Yeah, no my prerogative is also terrible But she has a song called my prerogative Yeah I is and it's not a bobby brown cover this can be it's it might be a bobby brown cover but um huh yeah so they just lied to me on google this is definitely not what it when this song is way too old isn't funny by the way that like my pro like i feel like prerogative is is as a word is like you would you would never green like that as a pop song word now no you know what i mean they're being like no one knows what a fucking

prerogative is everybody's retarded now you got to say you gotta say something else I don't know, whatever. We're going to move on to the names. This is troubling me. Yeah, do that, but I'm, I have to find this.

What the fuck? I didn't know she covered my prerogative. What the hell? You guys just blew my fucking mind. Did you not, you've never heard that really? No. That's the one that I heard.

This was the, the first one that I heard. Oh, shit. No, I love, I love Bobby Brown. I love that song,

actually. Every time. Bobby Brown's trash, but, uh, you know, he's like, you got some good hits.

You got some fucking Those are good They got the They got the songs man I can't deny it Yeah First music video man What the f like

What is this music video? I'm going crazy Because I remember seeing it when I was younger Let's let's I'm fabricating this moment Which I really don't feel like I am This is the last of us fucking trailer again I don't know in the movie The Michael Jackson movie

I think In the mind They show a bunch of music videos in that movie, The Moonwalker, if I remember correctly. And I think that might would, I think that would be like technicality of the first music videos I've seen. But like, if you're talking about television, the thing that sticks out to me is being afraid of the Marilyn Manson cover, the Sweet Dream song. Oh, yeah.

And like he's at one point, I think he has like sharp like razor teeth and he's running around in a diaper and shit. And like, it freaked me out for some reason. reason as a kid. It's like a really creepy music being there to me. I guess it was the music too, like the, the, um, you turned it into a fun poppy song, well, at least the feel of it. And then it now it sounds like depressing and creepy.

Yeah. I, uh, I don't know. I'm sure there's, I'm sure that's the, I'm sure my answer is wrong because I'm sure there was like, on Disney channel, they would always have like fucking music videos fucking playing. Ah. Um, in between. So like, I'm sure one of those maybe was one of, but like the first one that I locked in

and like watched. like front to back was. What was the way? Yeah, what would you say was your most? That's the one that stood out to you the most, you would say? That was the one that made me aware that like, oh, I guess music videos can be interesting and not just like a person singing on a green screen.

That is interesting. Do you know it's another classic one, dude? What to call it? It's your birthday from 50 cent. That's an early music video I remember. That was a fucking like, it's your birthday? The music video by 50s.

Are you talking about in the club? Is it in a club? Is it called in the club? Yeah. Yeah, but that music video is stuck in my brain because I remember the beginning of it, he's running an M and Dreher like studying him. Yeah. And I remember that like fucking way back in the day. That song was another song that like got so popular was inescapable for a while. Oh, actually, you know, it might actually be, it might actually be without me. Um, Eminem. It, it might be. Hmm. Because I remember that very, you know why? Because I remember. Do you remember all that, Kingston? Yeah. I remember all that did like a parody of it.

It might have. And I saw that, but like I remember at the time, like I knew as I was watching the video, I, like, I knew what the references were. Which means I had seen like the real video. And that was like what? Like, what was it? When was without me? Like 99. It's definitely before.

It's not 99. Breaking the habit. Without me? It might be the same year. I think it's 99. Because Marshall, no, dude, Marshall Mathers' LP was like 2000. And without me is like on the M-M-D-D-N-D-S show. Okay.

Really? Yeah. I was going to say it's 2002-2003, so it's just one year before Meteora. Meteorah came out of 2003. That sounds about right. That was around the time that I was like starting to pay attention. Wow. I remember the all that parody and being like, oh, I saw the real video.

So like that's, I get what I get why this is amusing. Interesting. That's crazy. If I saw that I don't remember. You know what's crazy? That's already sanitized Eminem, which is hilarious. That is already definitely sanitized them. The very next album after Marshall Mathers LP, he toned it way down.

Yeah. Even infinity, infinity and freaking what you call it, we're already like, Infinite and Wichita are already like wild. Infinite is the Slim Shady LP, which I was so young that if you look at the CD cover, not the actual like booklet and stuff, but if you take out the disc and the cover on it, there's a pill that has like a face and like a mouth. And I was like, what is this a bar of soap?

Like I didn't know what it was. Like I was so innocent. I couldn't tell what it was. Bar of soap. That's like those, those really hypersexual PlayStation ads that they would have in like magazines and stuff. Yeah.

And I just remember being like, I don't get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, the innocents. Yeah, it's crazy. Dang, man. I really want to know what this video is driving me crazy. I'm probably going to do a deep dive on Britney Spears today.

I guess you're going to have to. You're going to have to. Report back. They over sexualize that poor girl so much. It really bothers me. It really, really, really bothers. I think I think, I think, I think, I think they under sexualize her personally. But let's move on.

Under. That's wild. You see, you can see the damage by following her Instagram. All she does is a spin and dance and then wear, like, really provocative stuff and, like, flash nipples and shit on accident and stuff. That's crazy. Where do I find that? That's crazy. Britney Spears?

Like I think I don't know if I don't think it's just probably at Britney Spears. She reminds me of a corrupted fairy. It makes me so sad. She, she's like, oh man. She's not doing anything crazy on from what I see. Well,

she was over COVID. Something happened to quit had to take the post on. I remember that. Oh, I do remember that. Yeah. I'm just like, oh, man.

Oh, well. I just don't want to look. I just feel bad. I just feel not good about it. Yeah, the thing about it though is it's really just, it's really just not. my problem. Let's move on to

let's move on to the names. Hey dude. Oh did I miss remember? Am I thinking of beautiful people? Sorry, I was skimming through this. We must move on. I'm going to read the names of our $25 and a patrons. So remember you can go over to Patreon.coms, I can get your name right at the end of the show, which I will

now do for all however many of you are at this tier. It's a lot. So count me down, Kingston. Three, two, one. A different sad guy from Michigan. I love that the profile picture is, dude, that image of Kingston crying is like, is everywhere.

It's a, it's a good image. It's visceral for sure. It's an iconic image, I think. Louis Armstrong's singing, We Are Charlie Kirk under genuine duress. I can't even imagine, like, The duress is really kind of He just kind of He just

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He has a maw What do you mean like a Like a Like a big mouth full of teeth Yeah, like that is That's what I thought you meant Like a ma

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13 ird eating bird bones for the flavor that just jbird is that what that means uh the undead snake god ziga text of irresponsibility for ancient peace unreasonable so get this do you remember this this name it was giving us a hard time last time yeah yeah Are you guys looking for these videos? No, but I saw somebody about the name, though. I saw somebody explain, yeah. So it pissed me. Did you see it?

You didn't see it. It's awful. It's good. Get this. So text of irresponsibility for ancient peace unreasonable. Okay. This is supposed to be call of duty for modern warfare

and I'm like come on man that is so dog shit that is so like the four text of peace text of irresponsibility irresponsibility is not the opposite of

peace it's not peace it's duty duty I don't reasonably like duty I think it might be right but it's also like this is dog shit it works because what else would it be the issue isn't necessarily like the thing that really threw it off for me is ancient peace unreasonable

because what he's saying is modern for ancient war for peace and fair for unreasonable but warfare is a word exactly brother you wanted to use peace fair you got to go the opposite of warfare which could have still been peace time peace time yeah yeah ancient peace time maybe i would have got it Someone had a Colin Moriarty one. Maybe. No, the Colin one is worse than this one. The Colin one is stupid. We'll get to it. Don't worry. I really read, guys, I read the explanations for these in the comments of the last episode.

And I really like, my finger was itching to ban these people. Like, I was like, I was getting so close. I was like, you can't be allowed here. But we'll, we'll get to it. I have one. I have one. For Colin Moriarty, I put it, speaks less fewer. funerals.

I don't even know what what do you mean. See, like they're doing, they're chopping one word into multiple words. Yeah. Like, say like Moriarty is this what is the opposite of Moriarty?

They're going like, oh, this, the first, the prefix is more. So less. And I put funerals, more funerals instead of more parties, more parties. But there is no party. I know, but what is a yardie?

Nothing. It is. Nothing. Nothing. So then you just leave it there? Yeah, you don't do it. You don't use names of people when they don't mean anything. I was, I just, I just try to reverse everything.

Moriarty in like fucking Italian or whatever the fuck means something, then you have to reverse that. Infuriating, man. Like what is Moriata mean? Find out what it means and then reverse that. But also we wouldn't be able to figure it out either. Yeah, no way, no shot. Big Star Tank doesn't want you to know.

this but Sweene's ass is free. You can just take it. I'm Captain Lou and I'm talking to you. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Climbly the third. Sidney Swiny is just Benchipiro's sister. It means skilled navigator or sea worthy.

And it's actually Gaelic. Okay. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't know why I said Italian. I'll be like, that doesn't... It sounds Italian. It could, but usually like Italian ends with an O or an A or something. It actually sounds more Irish to me, but... It, Moriard,

Yeah, like, because usually Italian most likely ends in an O almost. I told Lily that O'Hara is in the top. Moriardo. That's Italian. I told Lily that O'Hara is a freaking, what's Irish name and her mind was blown. Why? Why? She's like, that doesn't sound, because her, for her it doesn't sound, I think it could also be Hispanic because if you're talking about Miguel O'Hara.

Maybe it's O'Hero. Name me a Spanish nigga with the last name that has A on it. Right now. Go. Rivera Rivera you get a good job What the fuck are you talking about Plenty of them

They all just end in vowels actually I was doing the Fox News thing Trying to trip you up That's true If you're not quick on your feet It'll make you look like You don't know what you're talking about But you got it in the first try

I'm like damn That's if it isn't as If it doesn't end in as If it doesn't have an as It's gonna end in a vowel If it literally either as or vowel Every time That's how it works

Yeah I have Rivera's in my family Like immediate family So it's like Raldo right is the most famous one. Geraldo, my uncle, Horaldo. He might be.

I would not be surprised who's related to you. I would be thoroughly surprised, personally. Oh, you suck dick. You suck. Dick, what are you doing here?

The idea that, like, we would be related to Geraldo and I'm 32 and I just find it out. That's possible. It's ridiculous. That's possible. No,

it's not. It's possible. Nobody let it slip the entire time. Why is it even a secret? He isn't allowed anywhere. He's so. He's been banished. He's been banished from our house.

Oh, my God. What did you so bad? Isn't he the one who had that, like, that famous, like, vault thing? Why do I, why do I have an image in my head of Geraldo O'Rabero opening a vault? And nothing was in it. I remember of him swallowing a gun. I don't know. Why does this sound familiar to me?

I remember that he used to be, like, respected. I remember that. but Geraldo Rivera Valde Oh the mystery of Al Capone's vault Oh Is that what that is? Yeah did Heraldro?

Yeah Yeah so he had this whole like big TV He made a whole thing about like We're opening up the vault live on TV We're opening up Heraldo Not Hualdo Rivera's vault Al Capone's vault Live on TV

And then they opened it and there was nothing in it And it was like really embarrassing these people they fucking you know what they did they took everything out of it and they're like oh what do we do now because they just stole everything let's pretend like we're opening it for the first time oh there's nothing in here and you see their eyes just shifting left and right how embarrassing while fucking herald has all these gold rings and shit he has like cigars and gold bars in his hand i don't know where everything went man what did look at look at this google thing it says people also ask what did heraldo rivera find in Al Capone's vault.

And the answer is, when the vault was opened, it contained only dirt and empty bottles. Including one Rivera claimed was for moonshine bathtub gin. After several attempts to dig further into the vault, Rivera admitted defeat and voices disappointment to the viewers, apologizing as he thanked the evacuation team for their efforts. See, that's why you can't do reveals. You got to pre-plan that shit, man.

Yeah. That's so crazy. I love that. I love the idea of him just doing that and being embarrassed. I love that it flopped. You unearth a tomb and shit and there's nothing in there. You're like, fuck. Well, all right.

See you guys. Or it's a bunch of zombies. There's a bunch of mummies in there. A bunch. There's enough room for one body and a bunch. There's mummies. There's three mummies. It's three mummies sitting at a table playing poker.

Then they fucking, as soon as they realize you're there, they play dead. Right. Like, no, I saw you move. I saw you move. Stop playing with me. mummies operate on like toy story rules. Yes, they do. They do.

Andy's home. Andy's home. They belong to Andy still. It says Andy on the bottom of their feet. These ancient Egyptians who are buried have Andy at the bottom of their fucking shoes. And they have like one of those

Egyptian like, you know, almost like a C-Tar or something, but it is playing like you got a friend to me. Do do do do do do do do do do. Do do do do do. And then a random snake starts dancing behind one of them. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar. Played Golden Eye for the first time in 20 years. Holy shit, that game controls are nearly unplayable.

It's not particularly good. You have to play. It plays really well on PC because you don't have the issue anymore. I play really well on PC. That's not true. That's not true. Zero pressure. Stealth bombing a great sword onto Sween's location.

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I think I'm winning the hard hours. Derek is winning the soft days. I think that's actually fair. I think so. Maybe. Maybe. I could see that being true. Raw dogging raw

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but from a bazooka. I hate that fucking song. Oh, that fucking song. That's funny. What is it? I can't even remember how, do you remember how goes. It's, I can't remember something. Can't believe my grandma died. I got blown up by a bazooka. Like, I think about it every time I like something. Take a hookah. Something like that. I know I'm fucking it up, but it's like that. I guess it was just your time. It's fucking so stupid.

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what's a dumber sounding fictional word chum or scone scone scho scone I think chum is fucking dumb I hate chum I don't like chum at all I think chum is it's forced in my opinion like it's too

chum I'm like nobody It takes too much effort It takes too much effort to say like phonetically And it's why I don't think it would naturally become slang Chum Yeah I mean it's whatever I don't care It's like caveman slang

fucking talking about. At least pretend to care. You're performing on a show. I don't care. Heath's I don't care. Heath, I don't care.

I'm not passionate of either direction about someone calling someone a phrase I don't like or whatever. Yeah, well, you're paid to be passionate. Yeah, well,

this one is, I'm a phone. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a pull of you for this one. Yeah, it's dumb and gay. There you go.

Pull of you is fucking crazy. Heath watching Venezuela from a Japanese Taco Bell. It's crazy. Trump's raped child. the RFK homunculi. Can Kingston give birth? Maybe. Retard all by yourself, beautiful?

How? How? I'm Chief Kickabitch from the Slapahoe tribe. Hot. Nice. Nice. Not bad, actually. Nice. Sacrificing Sweeney, like the divinity trailer. That's crazy. That's so brutal.

You know what I always wonder about that? Is that like those models are theoretically based on like real people, right? So like, like they're facial scanned from, from people. And so like I wonder like that's a guy. You know? Yeah. He's getting literally. Like yeah.

So like imagine being that guy and watching that and being like having like a photo realistic rendition of you burning on a cross. Yeah. It's got to be a little weird. It's got to be strange. I burn good. I burn good. Let's let's got to be weirder for somebody who isn't that person but happens to

look like a doppelganger. Yeah. Like you're just like you're watching the show And you're like, Oh man, I can't wait Watching the video game awards. Yeah.

And he's like, That's, that's me. Oh, Oh. I ordered ice with my drink, but all I got was a bullet of the face instead. It's true.

That's crazy. That's true. Sween is a less blind Clayton Bigsby. EA sports. It's in the sand. Replacing Sween's Lufo with several dozen men of war. Subpar warrior. Moon Dim for the Sega Worksphere.

Nice. Wait, the Sega Worksphere. Oh, I guess. Okay, I see what you're doing. This is for Kingston. Plastic beef is the opposite version of my name. Very cool. I don't know, metal.

Plastic. Opposite of plastic is what? Cloth, plastic, metal. Whatever, dude. Your band. Chicken. Amazing. Chicken pork.

Metal chicken. Cardboard pie. I'm going to, we're, actually going to send you away. We're going to send you to Seacot. That's crazy. ICE is inbound. Don't do anything normal

because they will shoot you. The Department of Horror. Look, it says gullible on my profile picture. Let me zoom in there. Oh, it just says faggot. Very. Great.

Very awesome. Very good. I really trusted you. Derek. Sween, can I see your guys' phone for a sec? I want to try something. Waits for their phones. Hey, Siri, call 911. That, come on. That's, do you remember back when people were doing that for like,

during the Xbox one when people had Kinex? They were like screaming like, Xbox off. And they would like scream it through the, through the microphone. Of course. That was honestly the best. That was my favorite thing of it. That was low key. Like, the Xbox one was a mess and it was a disaster for a lot of reasons. But like, it was like uniquely fun in those moments. um

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and you look like a man That's crazy Yes You're mistakenly male Sit on my penis Paul is waiting for a rematch And Rock is too busy Having sex with Polly

He's just gonna be bothered He fucked out of him dude He fucked Polly out his shirt Like Polly had her shirt Like Polly had a shirt on when he started And when it was over Paulie's shirt was on the floor And it looked like

It looked like when you keep pouring water on a piece of paper Polly Polly has been fucked His He has been fucked And his pants are still on Is he fucking through the pants? His belt is still on

He just tore a small hole in his pants He just went to clean yourself up, boy, don't you? This is good for stealth, Paulie, because we're in the meat packing freezer. And if someone comes in, it just looks like we're still walking. He's in a freezer. I can't think of a worse environment. People come in, that's what we're doing.

Oh, we're boxing the meat. We're just trying to keep, we got locked in here by me. We were just trying to keep. warm. If I didn't fuck Polly, we'd both be dead. My dick was about to freeze over to put in somewhere nice and had to make it hot and viras so we wouldn't die. Soft and juicy.

That's crazy. Polly, are you a lot? Are you okay? Polly hasn't said shit. He can't breathe. Sorry for making sweet late. I gave him that good dick and left him shaking like Muhammad Ali. Love Neil de Gay Tyson.

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Elipsis. Fah Ann, Yowee Connoisseur, Sadman, Sadman.gov, John Strickland, Fatt, Edwards hit the blunt once and then die for 40 minutes. That's crazy. He's dying for 40 minutes, but he's just holding on. He's in the process of dying, but he's not dead yet. He's like Nathan Drake hanging onto the train. Yeah. You know, at the beginning of Uncharges.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. His upper body strength must be obscene. I got to play those games again. I'm kind of, it's been a while. I don't know why they haven't done the remaster or put it on Steam or whatever.

They only have like, what is it? Three, maybe. Is it three? And then that fucking like the expansion or something? I think it's four. Oh, four is four. Four. The trilogy is on PS3 and it's kind of locked there.

Yeah. But, I mean, I have the trilogy on my PS5. Sure. Oh, you can get on your PS5? Yes, but it's not on PC is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. That's the thing. I would like to play them, but, you know, whatever.

Yeah, the collection's at PS4 and PS5, but... Yeah, I guess I'll have to play it on PS4. That's all I can do. Well, don't worry, because the PS6 is incoming. And you could always spend $3,000 on a machine that does barely more than it did last four years ago. That's the thing. I was just like, okay... There's nothing left.

There's nothing left to do, really. Like, everything's, everything's suitably beautiful. You know, like, I guess run better, but, like, it's not really that exciting because things run pretty well already. It's not that bad at all. Yeah, it's not. And the games that do run poorly, you can actively choose to make them run better by just choosing performance. Right. So, like, I just, I don't see the need at all.

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They sunk this city. They sunk this city with giant worms. They sunk this city. Hey, there you go. It's pretty good, not bad. A real song in their universe. Yeah, now. Can you imagine a locust band?

That would be dope. And that's their, like, that's their debut song. We suck the city. We sank the city with giant worms. I like that. I love that. Caza. Because, what is it?

Caza a real boy. Now give me my dollar, Kingston. I don't know what that means. Das Goopie. Peasant of Hap Safety. Very cool. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Peasant of Hap safety. I really I'm not playing it up you should at least be full safety come on you got if you're going to go all in go all in you might as well dude dog shit jokes are just

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completely vacating his mouth. Did you guys see that video? I sent you guys the AI video. The guy is doing squats and shitting his pants. Yeah, what the fuck? That page. I went on the page. That entire account.

It's just insane. It's just insane. That guy doing a squat and violently shitting. Oh, I was like, this is a fetish thing. That's the city's worth of shit at one push. Right. Insane. Separate ways by journey, but it's desperate gaze.

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So often in karaoke It's kind of difficult You know Yeah I wouldn't that wouldn't be my first go-to thing. Yeah. Young Kingy. Antisemitic Hanukah would have a swastika menorah.

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Stupid names. Such a, the name is so good. It's a long finger. What do we call it? The Fing Longer. It's so good. You guys probably don't really care much about this, but Mr. Beast did some stupid game, celebrity game show. And Steve O'1.

and then Steve will immediately donated the money without borders which is fucking pretty cool Doctors without borders? I think so yeah doctors without borders No just without borders I was like I'm assuming He donated to the wrong thing Immediately donated it

It's like I'm donated to this immediately Can you imagine he's like you know how some companies have like If you look them up they like It starts with of it starts with like maybe like Of blank and then the first one is next Yeah The first name is next. It's like, oh, I meant I meant to go with doctors about borders, but it actually went to murderers without borders.

That's crazy. We here at Murderers Without Borders would like to thank Steveo for his donation. It's the first donation we've ever gotten, but like it came out of nowhere. We look forward to murdering across state lines very soon and getting kids involved. Hell yeah. That's crazy. They're like, hey, with only $1 million more donations, we can create the perfect murderer. and Steve off says,

Don't it. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What I do? Have you heard that? Have you heard him lately? Holy shit. He sounds like there's several penises in his throat. He sounds like if frogs were also zippers.

I don't know how to describe it. Like, he's a very strange sounding individual. Drugs, man. All those drugs. Dude, he's been clean for like almost 20 years now. He's been clean, not 20 years. Maybe like 10, 15 years. That's crazy.

Yeah, he's been, I mean, yeah, because he had to. He was him and they were He'd be like Van Margaris now Like he never recovered from Ryan Dunn's death Steveo is why I'm not nervous about drugs Because there's I don't even think I could catch up to him You know what I mean? And he's fine

So that's what happens When you rebalance yourself dude Shout out to Steve I want to get Steve on the Snark Tank podcast Shout out Shout out to Steveo let's get him on I'm gonna do cocaine soon I think Well that's good that's good Yeah

That's give a shot that's the least like I don't do uppers because I think I'll like have panic attacks but I feel like that's the one you should do that I would start with if I wasn't worried about that that is kind of the thing it's like I do I do I did it I would just I would just have a panic attack and then psych myself to do a heart attack and die that's really I don't think I've done I don't think I've done anything crazy and I don't think I've done any uppers really I've seen did crocodile once I've done I've done regularly does it. I've smoked weed that's definitely been laced. I think it was dust.

I think it was dusted. Oh, shit. And that shit was terrible. And that's an uppert. So yeah, I guess. Yeah, I drank somebody's drink that might have had something in it. It was a fucking For local too. That's crazy. Was it boner pills? And you were just like, yo guys. If that was everybody get out of here. Dude, this was a bad night for me. I was parting in Norwalk with the worst. Don't go to Norwalk is the worst city ever. Don't go to Norwalk. It's terrible. I fucking, a fight broke out, broke my fucking side view mirror.

If I broke out and it broke mine, like there's many cars there. A fucking pit bull bit my foot in the backyard because I was wearing flip-flops at the party and somebody let the pit bull out and it bit my fucking foot. And I was like, yo. And then I drank someone's four local and I

felt fucked and I couldn't go home. I had a crash on the couch. It was a horrible night. Luckily, I wasn't assaulted, at least as far as I know. At least, yeah. You wake up. I was assaulted by the There's at least three gallons of bust all over. Three gallons?

Like they were just, they were just taking turn. There was a line out around the block. That's just sliding on you. Derek, why didn't you exercise your power and put the dog down? I mean, I think someone would have shot me if I would have retaliated at all.

No, but I mean, like you could be like your dog bit me. I'm going to, I'm going to have it put to sleep. Yeah. Well, again, if I did that, I feel they make, oh, it must be that fucker that, you know, my dog loved him.

And it must have been him that snitched. And then they'll go find me. Yeah. And people have no loyalty, man. Like, look, somebody was mistaken as me, beat somebody up at a Mexican joint, broke his fucking, like, shattered his orbit. And they thought it was me because there's not that many black people in my city that grew up in. And it's like, no loyalty. People, like, gave someone my number, like, immediately.

And I was hanging out in my first. friend's house and they were calling me like, hey, why'd you do it? And I was like, do what the fuck? Because I didn't know what happened. Why'd you do it? And it took a while, but the guy figured out that clearly I have no idea what he's talking about. And he like, hung up. And I was like, who the fuck gave this guy my number? Like, y'all just giving people's numbers out? What the fuck? Yeah. I do it all the time. Every time somebody has a problem with Kingston, like, I give them his number. That's crazy. Here's how you can contact him directly. He's since a piece of shit.

Calling me about anything that I don't give a half fuck about as crazy is I'll just hang up on you. I am not someone that's afraid that is hanging up on people. You wouldn't stay on the other line to figure out to see where it's got where it goes. No. Nah.

I'm too curious. And if they show up, I'll just, I will just shoot them. Like, I don't know. You strapped? I was like,

hey, dude, just don't do. There's a big, he has a trebue. There's a lot here. All I'm saying is, there's a lot here. You step out of property.

You get a lot. launched. You get launched. He's up in a property and in a fucking, you automatically get put into a cannon. Like it emerges around you. You've killed so many Amazon drivers. They don't come on here in no way. They learned.

They learned. Amazon drivers, small dogs, lost people, freaking food delivery people. Lost people. Like, sir, I don't know exactly where I'm, poof, swoop. Hatred will only take you to the shore, but love can walk on water. Yes, it can. is that a lyric or something it rings true man

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Don't mean, that wouldn't matter. For her, she was, she was, the Reaper was outside her car like, hey, I'm just saying,

I'm just saying, I'm just saying, don't even let him get on the, you know what I mean? Absolutely. I ain't trying to victim blame, but you ain't going to catch me that close to any of these fucking pieces of shit.

I'm not blaming. She did nothing wrong. But at the same time, it's like, the second they got out of the car, though, I would have, I would have been out of there.

Like I just, the second I saw them approach, I would, uh, it couldn't be me. I feel like a lot of these people are very brave, but just,

I have a different skin color, man. I, I'm not even gonna risk it. I'm not even gonna fucking risk it. You're black. Your, your,

your natural state is afraid. Like, especially in Minnesota, where they've been, you know, first it was, uh, what,

what was it? What state was it where they were going after the fucking, uh, uh, with the, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio.

There's Ohio. And now there's, You're doing the Somali. Yeah, because I remember it was, I forgot Springfield. I think you're right. Springfield, Ohio. I think that sounds right. Yeah.

And then now you got fucking Minneapolis. They're talking about Somalis and stuff. And I'm like, bro, they're not going to know that I'm not Somali. I'm not going to be anywhere near there. No fucking way. Minneapolis is trash. Trash city. I've been there and the apples are fairly normal.

So I don't know what they're on about. I don't even know what they're saying. Mall of America. More like Mall of terrorists or something. Minnesota, too. The sodas. Captains of pirates or something like that. Let's get them.

What's that? What's that? What's that clip of Biden talking about Minnesota and it just cuts off? Soda. Soda! Soda! All right. Let's get the fuck out of here.

Bye, everybody. Bomna.