The Snark Tank - #39: The Dark Tank

Episode Date: September 24, 2020

Chris has been kidnapped by the Rat King of Manhattan, so Derrick and Sween hold down the fort. PS5 hype, Chris Evan's dong, Trashing youtube, Sweeny being a terrible kid and much more in this episode. Enjoy the Dark Tank! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Hello and welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. I am one of the fantastic co-host Tom Sweeney. We got my other nigger here. What's good. It's your boy, Dereasy, all right, guys, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Today it'll be me and Derek only. So we're calling it the Dark Tank podcast.

You do with that. You like, you know, you can make some fan. are where me and Derek are jumping off the building that's back man I'll be robin I don't mind I like the tights but um pretty hot dude honestly they I got the yeeks too so it'll be it'll be pretty nice but hey everyone what's going on before we get into anything I want to say thank you guys for all of the patrons if you guys are not patrons any would like to follow us on patreon you can go to patreon slash the snark tank and we'll be there one dollar donation gets your questions read when a one dollar donation gets you

entry and then we have various tears from that moment on. Also, we have our merch. You know, we got to plug our merch shamelessly. That's right. T-spring.com slash store slash snark tank, um, hyphen podcast. Oh my God. Let me, let me, let me, let me, it's T-spring.com slash stores slash snark dash tank. Oh my God. That's so stupid. Why is it so many separations? All right. Gotcha. It's a little, it's a little much. I know we're going to get a merch store. separate from T-Spring sometime in the future. So, yeah. Yeah.

All right. Let me tackle that. Let me tackle that again. T-spring.com slash store slash star dash tank. What the fuck. Oh, my God. One more time, dude. What the fuck?

Okay. T-spring.com slash store slash snark dash tank. There we go, baby. For our, for our hoodies, for our shirts, things with Sweeney's face on it. I know I'm the reason why you're getting it.

And whatever else you got. So today, since Chris is not here or not, we don't really have that many discussions, all we know about is the PS5 came out, no, if the PS5's price came out at least. Yeah. So what you think about that, Derek. Well, what I, to be honest, I don't think a whole lot about it, to be honest. Why is because I won't say that I'm PC Master Race. I'll never say that. But I, I have not, other than when I needed to play The Last of Us Part 2, I haven't turned on any of my consoles since I moved to L. Damn, really?

Yeah, and it's just because the piece, like, it's so convenient. It's like, I already have all my other shit pulled up, and then it's just like my television, it's, it's just, like, it was really inconvenient. And, like, now I started to just repurchase some stuff that I already bought on the consoles, because it looks a little better, and then I can also throw some mods on it. So I was kind of like not as interested in the PS5 as I was in the PS5. as I was in the PS4, for example. However, I will get it 100% when God of War, the Ragnarok one comes out.

That looks pretty cool. Yeah. Like, I know. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm real. So I'm super excited because, one, I play Destiny a lot on PS4. So they're going to have a port, if I'm not mistaken, where you don't have to buy anything.

All you have to do is just download it and you'll get the Destiny new DLC that's coming out in November. along with it being at what you call. I think it's got at 60, 60 frames per second, 60, I think it's a 60 frames per second with a way bigger FOV, which would be fantastic for me because I'm sick of playing the game like a fucking blind person with blinders on my face. So that's going to be awesome. Also, Spider-Man got me really excited, but it's obviously because it's Maz Morales and he's culturally the same as me. So, of course, I'm really excited for that. But so far, truth be told, there's no real excuses for either than I got me super excited. Like, I'm a diehard Halo fan, so I'm really upset they delayed Halo.

I wish they had it. I wish it was coming out immediately. If like that's not going to do good for Microsoft. But Microsoft does have the entirety of the game pass, which is a fucking whole other animal. Like, I'm going to get that shit on my PC for sure. It's a fantastic thing. So I'm very mad, but we'll see where it goes. Yeah.

I think it'll definitely be. I was actually surprised at the hype where people were really, and I think it's, from my opinion, I think it's more of a fear of missing out thing that people were so adamant to pre-order it. And I'm like, guys,

there wasn't any, I don't, in my opinion, there wasn't anything that was insane that was like, I must have it on launch day. There was nothing, but I guess it's usually like that, like,

when I'm thinking about the, so there was nothing like too insane, but, I am excited about the remaster of Demon Souls Because that looks it looks really good It looks wild Yeah what do you mean on the PS4 had knack bro You weren't you weren't excited for knack

You didn't see that shit you were like I have to I have to own this Bro I played that shit before most of the world because I won my PS4 from the Taco Bell thing they had Oh my god And then it came with knack and I was like oh cool Thank you Like Nack was such a fucking stupid-ass shitty fucking game

it was just like Lego without the coolness Like stop trying to create new shit like okay I won't say that that's stupid that's stupid for me to even say that Because we need it we need to put your God Innovation is good Innovation is good because I was going to say stop trying to create Bullshit for kids and stuff but Fall Guys is one of the biggest games right now

Fall guys my god Okay so I'm gonna say this right now I'm sorry sweetheart I'm sorry sweetheart I'm about to I'm really about to get at you but I'm so fucking sick of my girlfriend playing Fall Guys, dude. Oh, my fucking Lord. She comes up like, can we play Fall Guys? Like, I wanted to like kiss you and hug you and stuff. She's like, now let's play Fall Guys.

And she plays Fall Guys. And she's like, it's like a fucking autistic kid with fucking like, um, with fucking Forrest Gump. She, they just love it. They just latch on to it and they'll watch it for fucking ever. And it's like, dude, this game is cool, but I don't want to see it every time I see my girlfriend. Now they're synonymous and it's getting me fucking furious. Oh shit.

You think you guys gonna have a fall guy's theme wedding? Oh my God. Running down, getting fucking knocked over by shit. There's all these fucked up platforms or trying to get married to shit. Platforms are fucking falling. I'm like,

this is so much worse. I want to Skyrims doing wedding personally. That would be dope, actually. But like, that's so, like, at minimal, that's gonna be near millions of dollars. I don't know how I'm gonna do that. Hey, man,

you don't know how big the snark tank's gonna get, Maybe. You know, I mean, we're growing pretty fast, but like a million dollars is a million fucking fucking dollars. A million dollars is kind of nuts. Maybe we can get like a, maybe we can get like a Spotify deal or some bullshit. Oh my God. Could you imagine us with a fucking Spotify deal?

That'd be wild. You know how much money we'd make? But it's not about the money. It's about the fans, guys. All right? It's about you guys. It's not about the money. I mean, it really is like, obviously.

Not about the money, too, bro. I was going to say it would be best of both worlds. Best of both worlds. Hell yeah, dude. And they want, because obviously, look, the more money we make, the more we get to put into our production and give back and everything. Exactly. That's what, like, because I'm going to be honest, man.

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but I say as somebody who's in the middle class, I technically have, as far as like consumer goods and just, or electronics or anything, I kind of have everything that I want already. Honestly, same, dude. It's weird. So, like, I'm not really money hungry, but the money, like, whenever I get, like, an extra chunk of money,

it's, I want to invest it into, like, I just bought a new guitar pedal. It turned out to be fucking defective, though, so I'm pissed off. Oh, that sucks. Dude, I could, I am about to record a new cover. And I was like, hell yeah.

The drummer got back to me with his drum, his take. And then the pedal came in the mail at the same time. And it turned out to, it just wouldn't turn on. Speaking of covers, dude, you're waiting for tonight cover. Fucking fire, man. Hey, man, I appreciate it. That was fucking fire, man. You know, you know how I feel about the whole metal sound.

But you got some, you got some pipes on you, bro. Hey, man, I appreciate it, dude. Thanks. I'll be honest, I was, I was, I kind of surprised myself with how good it turned out because I am, I am people that are in the music industry. Like, I am very music illiterate, especially when it comes to like production. And I mixed everything myself. Like, I did it all myself. And surprisingly, it sounds really good to me.

I'm like, you know what? I might even throw this shit up on Spotify. Like actually as a, go for it, dude. Yeah. So I'm actually really happy with how that fucking turned out and it might have been it might be a lightning in the bottle though because the next cover I do I hope that I can get the sound is good I have no idea because it's sound is fucking stupid dude like you just move things like remotely and it can just alter everything. It's weird. It's stupid.

I fucking hate it. A little bit of audio editing I've been practicing doing for when I finally start making videos once my fucking camp my fucking computer gets to my fucking house. audio work is fucking wild man like it's it's easier because it's less than having video too but it can get so easily

fucking distorted it's just like what the fuck dude how does it sound like this now it's it's a mess and I've gotten to the point where I've been editing enough to where to me

levels in audio is so important to me and it upsets me when I see like professionals they you know usually usually you want to get your audio levels to zero the line, the zero DB as much as possible. Usually you don't want to go over that and try not to be too under it.

And like there will be people that, for example, maybe they're live streaming or something. And they're like, we're going to play a video clip of whatever. And then the audio of that clip is so fucking low that you need to turn it up so you can hear it. But as soon as they talk over it, it's loud as fuck. It's, God, it drives me nuts. I'm like, guys, like usually people that are doing OBS. You can level it. Just play it, your desktop audio, and then it'll show what to level at, and then talk.

And since, adjust your levels. And then you can record it real quick, hear how you sound, play it back, and adjust it from there. And it just, it upsets me when, not when just regular people do it, when, like, I'm talking about people that have, they're getting paid to, like, I'm the producer. Yeah, it blows my mind, dude. I want to It It gives me unhealthy thoughts Like things that I shouldn't be thinking

How is this your This is your job This is your job And you're fucking it up dude You're fucking it up What's wrong with you Go deep throw the fucking shotgun Dude

You fucking pieces It's just like bro How How We got questions Yeah we do have questions And Before we slide

Right into them I also want to say because I know people are going to ask, I just want to say that Chris isn't here because he's not feeling well. I just wanted to make sure people knew that because he's not here. And then you guys are probably like, why isn't he here? And he's just like he's not feeling well. Most likely he'll be back next week. If not, I'm just saying for the future, I think we, you know,

mean Sweeney will probably talk to somebody and get a guest if like, but most likely Chris will be back. He'll be good to go. But yeah, he's just not feeling well. So he's a little under the weather right now. He'll be fine. Yeah. The freaking the alt-right and the fucking communists are fighting over Chris right now.

Yeah. He's hiding out. He can't be, he can't be doing things right now. So he's kind of in the midst of some serious stuff. So don't worry. He'll be back. Yeah, man.

I wonder who's going to claim his soul. I wonder who's going to get him. I'm giving it to the fucking, what you call it? This communist, man. They don't give up, bro. They don't. They really don't. Like the fucking the Nazis, man.

They fucking retreat all quick. They retreat all. All quick, dude. They're like fucking, oh, things aren't going my way, and then they just go to like fucking, uh... Go to fucking Rubin. Yeah. Talk about this.

Talk about this now. Oh, man, dude. God, there was a while for a win. I can't, I still can't. I run that shit back in my head. I still can't believe all those people try to infiltrate what we were doing on YouTube. Like all of us... That's so weird.

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. it upsets me that they like just real quick before we get into the questions for sure for sure most of us were just talking about like hey extreme identity politics are annoying shut up a little bit all right and so it was really big on the left like really you know the people that were screeching and then for some reason the extreme right thought that they would be welcomed it didn't make sense to me and like you're this you're just on the opposite end it was so fucking weird to me It was so strange because all of all of your content, particularly you, June and Chris, for the ones I would focus on the most. That's people I would actually watch and be like, oh, you guys are doing X, Y, and Z. What happens is the problem. The biggest problem was it was that you guys were part of the left and you guys were like,

look, I know what you guys are trying to do. I understand that and I am on your side, but you guys are going about this the wrong way. That's all. it didn't you guys weren't single signaling like hey guys all right pull through you know shoot through let's fucking make fun of these guys yeah it was it was yeah i mean that's really i mean if going back going back if if i could do things a little bit differently um i would do things a little bit differently just to be because i never i feel like i said i want to give my audience the benefit of the doubt that they understand where i'm

coming from they understand the words that i'm saying But I also recognize that a lot of people just go off of thumbnails, they go off of headlines, and then they assume things. A lot of times some of the biggest detractors of us wouldn't even watch our content. They would just see the thumbnails or the headline, just like you would see in an article.

Obviously, that's how people do things, dude. Yeah, yeah. So I think I would be more careful with how I'd word my stuff in the titles, and I would probably also be much more specific about what I believe and stuff because there are certain things I never talked about. Like, say, to me, it was like, it was kind of weird to me. I'm like, oh, that's kind of, it's funny that people would think I'm conservative where there's almost nothing that I fuck with them about.

There's almost nothing. There's barely any crossover. But the little teeny bit of crossover was enough for somebody. And I'm like, I feel like that shouldn't be. It happens, dude. It happens, right? Also people, also people's like views and, like, Like, understanding of things change as time goes, you know.

Like for me, I was one of the people, I was one of the ignorant fuckheads when I was like, fucking like maybe 20 that I would have the fucking sex over gender argument of people. And I'd be like, I don't understand what you're telling me. Like, these two things are not adjacent in the first place. But a lot of the arguments would be very intersecting. So I would be the one I would have, I would like, I would be critical and I would say things that were sometimes kind of rude. But then as I got older, I understand like, oh, these are, one is of self-perception. is a one thing you're born with. So for someone to argue that against someone is very rude.

It's very disrespectful. So I was like, I get that. I understand that now. But some people don't when they're younger. They just don't. And they might make a video then. Like,

the thing is that like, how to explain it? On this is another, back to cancel culture. I usually don't believe that people that do really fucking shitty things change. Like in a drop of a dime, you know? I'm not the person that believes that at all. Like I really,

people would be like, oh, but they're different now. or that was a mistake. It's like if you do something super hyper shitty, it's because you either think it's funny or you do that thing enough that you don't cognitively know

that you can't do something like that. Yeah, there's definitely a, there's a lot of fake people that, that pretend they change, but, and this is one thing, I don't trust, there's people that I even consider friends on the internet,

that I don't particularly trust some of the stuff that they say because some, And it's more of their character and their sense of humor that they've claimed to a change very quickly. And I feel like that's kind of bullshit because the shit that I found. I'll never forget in being in my social studies class in sixth grade. And then my teacher, Mr. Edwards, saying turn to page 69 and me and my friend Josh are just laughing. Like it's so stupid. It's such a stupid thing to laugh at the number 69.

But now I'm fucking in my 30s and I still think that shit's funny. Exactly. Exactly. Like, my sense of humor hasn't changed. And the people that are like, just because, like, say, using the, the F slur of a gay person, just because that's not cool anymore socially, it still doesn't mean it's not funny to me. Because it was funny to me when I was younger, like, say, in the context, it wasn't using it against a gay person, though. It was in the context of, like, calling somebody an idiot or something, right?

Like, when you call somebody that? Absolutely. So when I still hear it in the context of like say that, what's that fucking movie? The Hangover where it's like paging doctor, you know what I'm saying. Like when I hear that, it's still funny to me. I know it can't be used now because of society like, oh, we don't do that shit anymore. But my sense of humor hasn't changed. And when I see people that are like, now the society changed, all of a sudden they just changed.

Oh, love apology videos. Yeah, it's suspect, bro. I'm so sorry about doing this. like first of all dude like I would never ever in any time ever in front of people alone to myself ever just use that word describe this person never like I'm a I'm a gamer and I say some heated shit I even drop the end bomb sometimes and being a person of my skin color bro like I even dropped it and like afterwards after I say it I literally it's hilarious it's like whenever you use a special technique like and like Naruto the curse marks if they use it they take damage it it's like

like that I would say that word and later on I'd be like I can't believe I said that and I'm just tearing up I'm like I can't believe I said I got so mad I used that evil evil word but sometimes I would you know but thinking of it like this there's never been a time ever in my life that I've ever been in the argument of somebody in real time that I've ever called anyone a slur or derogatory term like I've just I've never done that because I know that's not in you the right thing to do it's not it's not it's not it's if in it's if and I agree with you where you're saying the people that do like drastic stuff like they'll say it's either normal to them or they've they have the capability they think it's funny whatever the

case is and like said it's I do believe in people changing but definitely over time by them proving that they changed like say through actions you you see how people like if somebody's really regrets and they're really remorseful of what they've done after a while right they'll be like fuck I'm sorry whatever and then if there's a track record of them not doing said behavior then you can, I think you can believe them. You're like, okay, cool. Are you going to just try, you know, like, like, one, like Logan Paul. Logan Paul, he seems to have changed, you know.

He seems to have changed. I don't really trust him that much, but he seems to have changed. And he hasn't really done any fuck shit lately that I know of at least. I could be wrong. I don't really keep up with the whole internet world. I'm usually too busy, like, playing D&D or Destiny or some bullshit or reading comics. Yeah, I think to a certain degree. But yeah, I feel like he's doing me.

better. He's like trying to be like, all right, I'm going to be less of a jackass because like maybe kids are watching my content, you know? Exactly. I think that the dead body thing was a huge, like he needed that. He needed that to happen because if that shit just completely was like dirt off his shoulder, he would have turned it up. He would have done something even more drastic, right? He would have, he would have probably actually fucking sacrificed his brother or something because he had to like, he would have done something to turn up the bad energy. They just find his brother on a fucking cross in the middle of the fucking

forts. And you're like, what happened? He's fucking just fucking his brother's like, yeah, just in the thumbnail, on the cross bleeding and then fucking Logan Paul's dabbing right in right next thing. This fucking speed dabbing back in the forest.

Oh my God. Really? I'm not saying anyone should make that image. I'm not saying I should make that image. I'm just saying that like, seeing an image might be a little funny. That's all I'm saying right now. That's so fucked up because as soon as I was,

I pictured it so vividly and I thought these same thing. I was like, oh, shit. Somebody's probably going to draw this shit. Plausible deniability, dude. We said someone shouldn't do. We said they shouldn't do it. Yeah, they shouldn't do it. It's fine.

We're safe. We don't condone that sort of behavior. Yeah. All right. Let's go into these questions. Let's go into these questions. So first one that I got up here is from Tom Sweeney's weekly reminder. I love him.

Oh, thank you. Dude, it's so good to get love from people because I don't really get much. I get a lot of hatred. A lot of hatred, a lot of hateful male. They send me hate from me where I live, man. They send me hateful mail, dude. Yo. It's fucking bad.

They don't even know anyone else is here. That would be the fucking. They just, they just sent it to Tom Sweeney and eventually I'll get it. They'll just keep bringing it back and it'll get sent to the post office and eventually and be like,

oh, it's for me. It's another one of the faithful mails. They're going to call me to N-word a bunch. But I got to open it. What if they say something nice one time, you know? Yeah, just keep that hope up. I like that. I like that glasshouse.

full thing, man. That's pretty cool. Yeah, sure, man. Half a. Hey, uh, you should get a P.O. box, man. I don't want a P.O. box. I'm scared, man.

Somebody might have to send me anthrax. I don't want to do that shit. I don't want to. They send me a live rat with the black plague on it. It bites me. I'm like, what the fuck? What the fuck? I got a poison the well, man.

It could have been good. No, it's not, dude. It could have been good. Derek, look, the persona that I created initially, the Sweenie, the cancer. a creature that sweetie is and was can no longer exist in a perfect world, right? I know who they are. They can't fool me. I am one of them. And I know what kind of shit I'd send to someone like me. Oh my God. Let's just say it's not the best stuff. All right. Okay. So greetings Jeanette McCurdy

Simp. Physical incarnation of hate. And shorts not here. Because that's a this question is mostly aimed towards, well, it's supposed to be for Chris and I, but I thought this can also, because they said I guess Sweeney, because now you're a concert creator now, so you can definitely, yeah, you can, I think you can relate to this anyway. So it says, has there ever been a subject you wanted to make a video on

but didn't because other videos already they made, well, of course that makes sense. They didn't, some of these people, you have to, you have to proofread your shit, please. But, yeah, they They already made the video. Like, have you ever, like, not made something because it already existed? And the way that you can see, like, is that something that you would see yourself doing?

Sweeney, like, say, if there's something you're really excited to make and then you see, like, another creator that, like, made it, would that discourage you from making it? It depends on how good it's done. Because I wanted to make a video about, like, how much I love Breath of the Wild. But obviously, one of our friends in Akey Jakey made a fantastic video about it. I was just like, I'm not going to upstakes Jakey. Like, it's just not going to happen. I don't care. I could put my soul.

I could die after making this. And it might get like a tenth of the views that Jakey gets. And I'm just like, I can't. I can't do this right now. That's true. That is true. I would say at that caliber. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com

for an office near you. It's, I mean, that's, that's kind of a hard hurdle to get over, but I see, I see what you mean. But I also know that there's people that genuinely want to just hear your take on it. Yeah, I feel like that's very true. Yeah, so that's how I try to see it sometimes. But I have definitely done that multiple times. Like, especially now, because my main channel, behind the scenes, I complain about my main channel all the time,

not only because it's fucking broken, but just the subjects, there is a handful of YouTubers that they're trying to, they're just working purely on the algorithm. So they're like, okay, what I need to do is either post insanely long content or post every day. Those are the best ways to reach the algorithm. So a lot of the commentators in my sphere are just posting every day. And so they're finding any type of subject they can and they're just rambling nonsense. But people are eating it up because the algorithm is pushing it to them.

So sometimes when I see a subject that I'm like, oh, I actually want to talk about this. but then I see that a handful of other creators have already said and I'm like, I'm fucking, I'm good. I'm just like, I don't fucking care anymore. And even though I might have a different take, I just,

I don't want to feel like I'm biting or I don't want to feel like I'm a part of what they're doing. You know, like say, yeah. So it kind of really takes the, it takes the, it takes the wind out of the creativity, uh,

for me because, you know, these guys are doing it purely to make money. And which is like, all right, you know, do your thing, but at the same time, like I think it kind of poisons a well for me. Absolutely. So there's that, yeah.

But then there's also other people that, you know, they're just doing their thing, and I think their videos are very good. Like on my second channel, I'm going to start ramping it up as the one where I wear the Spider-Man mask. And I wanted to do some, some kind of internet historian type shit, but only for things that I really care about because there's people that just find interesting shit and then they catalog it. It's really interesting, but there's ones that I care about, like, say, the unforgivable, that dude, um, Nick in the Woods, that nigga in the woods.

Amazing content. It's so good. I have, like, three of it. I fucking, like, I found him out in, like, 06, right? And then I found him on MySpace. I ordered, like, three different of his fucking shirts. Like, I was, I was like, this is my nigger right here. I was fucking in love with this shit.

Um, so I really wanted to, like, talk about it and, like, talk about his stuff. But so I, I searched his name. name maybe a few months ago, whenever it was. And then I saw this channel called a Wavy Webster. And I actually hadn't heard of him, but he's like, he's another internet historian, kind of like how Wang does it or just the OG internet historian himself. And I was like, fuck, it's already, it's done well. It's category.

You know what I'm saying? He's well established. It already has hundreds of thousands of views. I'm like, I ain't fucking doing this shit. It's completely unnecessary now. It's intimidating, dude. It's intimidating like, trying. trying to make your own content.

Like, that's the thing about me. Like, I'm going to, my content is mostly be about, like, all the nerddoms I'm involved in. And luckily being, like, it's, it's, luckily being a black man who's like very into, like, most nerd culture, I have, like, my own people outreach. I have my own, like, demographic. But there's still going to be people out there that have done so many fantastic, amazing things. I'm going to be like, ah, man, how am I going to compete to that? Like, I can't do that. Like, I can't get there because they're so fantastic because I'd rather watch their shit.

mine. You know, the best thing is if you can, if it's even possible, is to avoid that content. Just try to not even like, you know what I'm saying? Like if you can, like say, like, for example, when I saw a wavy web serves video on, on, unforgivable, I was like, I don't want to search his, and no disrespect to him at all. Like, I saw a couple of his videos and they're really good. But I was like, I don't want to look at this shit.

I'd rather just be ignorant. And then so if there's something that I make, maybe I'll find out that, oh, he or Justin or somebody else made a video about it afterwards. And it won't affect how I feel about making my content at that moment. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's good. That's true. Yeah.

Ignorance, man. It's fucking sweet. Yeah. It's sweet. Man, ignorance is fucking. People don't need to know everything, man. Like, there's... Exactly.

The more you know, the more you know, the more you understand. The more you feel like shit, you can't really control anything. Brough. And that is the worst. 100%. That is so 100%, man. The more I sit down in chemistry and bio classes, the more I'm like, yo, my body could just fuck up one day and I could die.

And I could done anything. I could done everything right. I could just be sick. I could exercise regularly. I could eat healthy. I can have a good diet. And then one day I have an aneurysm. And it's like, well, what was all that fucking for?

We'll talk. You know, there's a part of me that thinks about that. where I'm like, you know, I want to be like a straight arrow like I was like four years ago. I'm just eating clean, going to gym five days a week, riding my bike everywhere. And then I'm like, you know, I had my heart thing happen and then some other stuff. And I'm like, man, if I fucking die, I'm going to be so mad. Like if I die young, like all of that fucking hard work and then you just die young. I'm like, so sometimes I'm like, you know, I think I'm going to go get a cheeseburger.

You know, I think I think it's a bad mentality to have because like I am trying to get back. into like exercise and I'm like walking a little bit little by little I'm getting a jump rope I'm trying to I'm just trying to get myself in better shape and like every now and I'm like fuck it if I kind of want to die already so like fuck it it might as well you know just just take a few steps this way you know I'll go back the other way but like I'm a you know what's what's what's the worst about an infinite sleep you know it sounds great the only thing that really like if no one gave a shit about me then death is no problem.

That's like, you know what I'm saying? If, like, the only thing that that sucks about it is that, oh, people are going to be really sad. So? I might die. So, fuck them. Whatever. I don't care about those people.

I mean, I can't help but feel that way. I feel like that's just like. So hyper ignorant. You're about to kill yourself. And someone walks and says, like, dude, don't do that. I care about you. say so.

Just so? And then you fucking blow. That's it. Blast your head off. The most stoic person ever, dude. And what you do is you fucking hang yourself and right before you die you fucking blast your head off. Dang. That's like I don't.

So you fall off the noose because your head's gone. Let's go to the next question, please. Jose Jose Aharash Harash Harash So

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White supremacist minorities Good stuff Good stuff I hope that a podcast is doing well Whatever they were called. Oh my god.

I don't know something. I don't, I hope I good, I wish you guys all the best though. Whatever they are. Fuck them. Let's get, let's get you. Let's get going. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I hope you're doing well. Fuck those guys. All right. So this is this is a pretty, this is a pretty straightforward question. So Chris Evans accidentally showed his penis to the world.

So I ask you this. Who has a nicer penis? Chris Evans or pro Jared's? Don't be home. Fobes and answer the question. I haven't seen Pro Jerr's. Let me pull it up real quick. Oh, yeah. Pro Jared's dick.

Yeah, pro Jared has, uh, yeah, his dick's out in a few. Uh, I think he has his dick out in the Sailor Moon cosplay he's doing. No way. Yeah. And then he has the one of the angle that we were talking about where you take it from like kind of below where his dick's like kind of by his head. But he's more laying down. Like it's, uh, it's still like, it's, it's an awful angle.

It's not, it's not flattering. It's not really the best one. Yeah, it's not good. The thing about Chris Evans, Chris Evans is Captain America. That's America's dick right there, man. You damn fucking right. So, like, I got to give it to Chris Evans, bro.

Captain Cock. Captain, uh... Captain America? Yeah, America. I was just writing stupid shit on Twitter like Dick Evans and Chris Penis. Dick Evans. Dick Evans. Like I'm fucking 12

Dude the guard the pussy thing man Dude that shit had me in tears That shit's dope I love when you see his camera roll Like he has multiple pictures of himself Like I was like dude I guess I would too If I was that fucking handsome

You know what I mean Look now this is my thing Now this thing I think that what happens is Since he is as famous as he is And he still has regular Like he's still He's still a regular dude

He's not one of the celebrities That like escapes the whole normancy of being a person. So what happened is that like he probably talks to his friends and family and they probably send him memes of himself constantly. Probably. So like he probably had that one that would just like guard that pussy and he was like someone sent to him.

He was like that's actually kind of hilarious. Give me that one. I'm going to use that. What's the context though? I want to know like how did that what did he say something like really like, you know, protecting women or something you think like maybe he said something very pro-feminine and then they had a guard because I'm so curious to why that's a thing but I love it. Dude, all I got to say is that guard that pussy is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

Well, I'm still going to, I haven't pulled up my external hard drive, but that's where I keep all my beats. Because for sure, I want to make a track. I'm going to make a record called Guard That Pussy, like 100%. Dude, big fire, huge flames. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm, once I select the right beat, because I want to see how it would be done, because I was just like, all right, maybe I'll just have you jump on the hook or maybe, you know, whatever. Yeah. I'll pull through for that.

I'll pull through for some bullshit. I have no qualms with that. I can't, I can't have a guard that pussy fucking track without you featuring on it. That would be disrespectful. Oh, yes, bro. The shit I'm going to say on that song would be terrible. The shit I'm going to say on that track, oh, man, my grandma definitely can't see that. Yo, man, I don't want to fuck it.

Fuck, man. Does any of your family know about any of your... No? Only my niece. My niece is like my best friend, so she only, only she knows. She's really proud. It's like, my uncle's an internet person. And I'm like, Brianna, don't tell people who I am.

You won't get into colleges. Like, you won't get into college. Like, she's, like, this is her first year in college. And her, what she called? Her friend, like one of her best friends. friends found out who I was. And it was like, Brianna, why does your uncle say so much fucked shit? I'm just like, I don't know.

He's different from the rest of us. He's a little different. Yo, dude, I feel, that's what I usually don't accept friend requests for my family or whatever. And it's a little bit awkward because they can just open my, my, obviously my Instagram's open so anyone can follow me. And every once in a while, I'll notice somebody that's like, like family or somebody from back in the day.

Oh, fuck. Like say, uh, my uncle, my uncle's very religious, like extremely religious. And he just followed me recently on Instagram. I was like, oh, fuck. And, um, right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for three sixty nine a month for 39 months with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra. No security deposit required. Call one, eight seven seven, ram, five, seven, two, details requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis financial current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify extra charge for miles over 32,500 not all customers will qualify residency restrictions apply

take delivery by 331 I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod say hi Dan hey how's it going today it's going good man tell us who you are and what you do I'm Dan Morgan I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome I think I saw Billboard of years recently, it said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I noticed because he replied to one of my stories, like with the laughing, crying emojis.

And I'm like, oh, my God. Because I was, I just started the, I know the wrestling, the 2K wrestling games are fucking trash. And I saw the horrible reviews of 2K20, but it was $5 on this one. website. So I'm like, I'll play this shit. It's $5. And so I created my characters, you know, like, of course, uh, the, oh my God, slut. I fucking saw that shit. Oh, my God. Dude, I was so disappointed in you.

I was just going through my Instagram story and I was like, I was just like, what is this? And it said slut. I was like, why do you do this, dude? What do you do? Because I have the sense of humor about. fucking teenager. I can't help myself. It's so stupid. And you know what it did last night with slut?

I fucking, I made her, uh, her wrestling attire. I made it just the complete, the same as their skin color. Oh my God. And then I put these fucking, you can put patterns on your, on your, uh, gear. So I just made them like circles and I made them the color of nipples. So it just looks like she's... What is wrong with you? What is it wrong with you, dude?

I'm bored. Because I'm fucking sad and lonely, okay? Dude, I see the shit you make sometimes. And I'm just like... I'm like, this guy is nuts. Like, this guy is... Like, dude, I'll never get over the first video you do with the Spider-Red mask on. You were literally on one.

I was like, this guy is tripping. I showed it to my girlfriend. And I was just like, He's like, is he okay? I was like, I don't think so. But like, he hasn't hurt himself yet. I can't, I can't take a step to do anything. Yo, man, I just, that, that, that, that show was fun.

That show was fun. I don't know. I like the idea of a fucking just, I don't know, man. Just screaming as she comes down the fucking thing. Come down the ramp. I love it, dude. I just, every time you can create a character, I always do. The first time I play, I make a real character.

And but if I'm not that interested in the game I immediately make the worst fucked up shit I can just imagine You know usually So that one was I kind of compromise It was the first time I was playing But I really don't give a fuck about the game So I fucking made a real character

Like me Was my name Daddy Derek the Real Deal Antonio To the luck So I was pretty dope on that side And then the chicks you just slut Because you know

You know it goes You know I don't really to you. The first time I played Blum, the first time I played Dark Souls 3,

my character was Captain Niggas. So, I had to do it. I had to do it for the culture. I wasn't even on my console, dude,

I didn't even have a PS4. Yeah, I was playing on my homies. And he was like, and he was like, what's wrong? I was like, I looked at him,

Jay and it was like, oh, is that something wrong? And he was just like, what happened? It's just, it's just Captain Niggas. It's not a big deal.

And anything, did I do something wrong by naming him? And it was, they were all just like yo what is wrong with him yeah they don't they don't it's it's easy to forget

like that we're not normal people so then when normal people see that shit they're like what the fuck and you're like I don't what's the problem the thing is that like we're not normal

but they're much weirder that's the thing I've always noticed I've always thought I was strange and then I meet people who are just like out of the box like whoa dude Your aura is like fucking like turquoise Like I don't feel good around you

I'm getting scared There's definitely a difference right There's there's like having a weird sense of humor Or something kind of like you and I have And then there's people that You maybe you're like oh They probably need to be on some sort of watch list Because there's just like

It's like they say the What's the quote like killers are quiet There's like weird there's like the weird aura Some people that kind of just throw you off and you're like, all right, man, I'm going to make sure that I never cross you. Oh, absolutely. Some people are just like, I'm not going to make you an enemy because you don't, you don't, you don't sit right with me physically.

Yeah, one of my homies is like that where it really, he really, uh, you know, I, I kind of like, I mean, we're, we're cool. I respect them, but I know for sure from stuff that I've seen him do to never cross him. Like, he's a, he's a fucking, he's a menace. He's actually I'm surprised he's not in prison right now That's all I'm gonna say Oh we all got those few homies

Where you should be in jail definitely Because I had a few friends who weren't even like Thugs they were just like destructive And like dangerous like they had like the fucking They were like Jimmy Neutrons But in the real world where they were just fucking around With shit they shouldn't be doing Making shit blow up

Fucking up cars taking batteries and stuff And it's like what are you doing You're robbing batteries and cars He's like yeah Yeah I am I need this Like for what? This plane I'm trying to build it. It's like, what the fuck, dude?

We're like 13. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah, dude. The last time I spoke to this dude, he went on a rant. I don't even remember who he was talking about. I don't even remember. I think it was people that were talking shit about because he's in the music industry.

I think it was people that were talking shit about his music. I can't remember. But he went on probably like a 10-minute rant about him and his niggas pulling up on people. And like he's like, if anybody like, I will fucking this and like I don't fuck around. I have no problem. I was just like, I just let him go. You gotta be quiet, but oh, for real. Word. That's crazy for real. Yeah, this dude's fucking. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's eyes cold, but he, hey, he's always been cool to me. So I can't really, you know what I'm saying? He's a good person in my book, bro. Until he, until he does

something pretty wild, he's cool in my book, you know? Yeah, that's basically where we're at. That's where, that's where I think we'll probably be there. until I'll give them another few years. I'll see what's going on with that. But all right, so Decato has a question. Says, hello, hello gay, not so gay, and hate the gays. Who's gay? I wonder who, is it Chris or me?

Who's not so gay? No, I hate the gays. I'm hate the gays. You definitely hate the gays. That's you. Yeah. But who's, is Chris gay? Like, is, is, I definitely fit all these.

I don't know, I don't know which one. I don't think any of these really, I don't think this is a fair. You didn't, you didn't address everybody. Because, like, I'm, I'd be bouncing back and forth, you know. Like, I don't act on it, but I'd be looking. Yeah, man, I, I've, I've, I've said multiple times that, you know, I'm not attracted to dick or anything like that. but, uh, fucking, fucking Henry Cavill, man. Dog, he hits different.

Yeah. It's, it's weird, man. It's something. I'm like, all right. If he, 100% if he rolled up to my house and he was like, Derek, I'd like to take you out on a date. And I'd be like, all right, man. Just be like, all right, where are we going? This night, whatever you want to do tonight, we're doing tonight.

I'm going to say that right now. Like, you're, you're setting a vibe today, all right? Yeah, so don't ever, don't ever let people tell you that you, that you can't later on in life turn gay because there's something. I don't know. Because the security, the security that man gives you, the security he gives you, plus the beauty that he has is enough to sue me simply by just understanding the value of that person. Yeah, dude. And he keeps, he won't like, like, I saw him like a couple months ago, Bill. a PC and I was like fuck man that just that's it like that I was like this guy I there

he needs to stop like he's he's going to like make me actually reach out to him like I'm actually gonna damn him I'm gonna die him fucking Henry Cavill I'm like honestly do you want just come to California like just hang out you know like that's it like like you don't have to do anything if you don't want to but if you want to we can also like how fucking weird How weird would that BV actually answered? Bro, then that's a fucking ball. That's a whole fucking, that's an event right there, man. You hung out with Henry Cavill.

You got a kiss on the lips. That's it. You had a perfect night. You had a Cinderella night, you know? Like, that's it. It's so funny because I would literally, I would be, I would be unashamed to tell people that exact scenario.

Like, yeah. Oh, man. I just hope that, I hope that I hope this podcast gets big enough to where this will get clipped and this will find him. Like I hope that

that can actually happen because nothing would make me happy. It's kind of like say when I replied with a clip from our podcast to Ice T about what us doing the impressions of his I got news for you and he liked the tweet. I know that was so hilarious.

When I was saying like when you're coming on the Snark Tank and you like the tweet and I'm like, I love that iced tea heard us doing impressions of them. Like, the internet's pretty dope sometimes. The world, the world is smaller you think it is because internet. It definitely gets you like a little strings.

But you know who we need on here, obviously. Who that? Oh, yeah, no shit, right? Obviously,

this is the Keith David podcast, pretty much. It really is. It's just featuring the snark tank. That's it. You see the Discord, uh, there was like a Keith David day.

Of course. Of course. I'm so proud of them, dude. That was pretty awesome. that was really, I was proud of them too. And they were like, wow, your name's really appropriate because my name's Captain Anderson on there. So it's just like, yeah, that's, you know, I'm like, of course, Mass Effect reference, fucking Keith David, Captain Anderson.

I'm like, that's, that's, that's my fucking spirit animal. You guys don't understand. That's my shit. And I was just, I was actually just watching, because I haven't seen the new season of Rick and Morty, so I watched the last episode of the third season. And fucking, him as the president is so good. It's fantastic. So fucking good, man. So I didn't even read the question.

Oh, my God. I forgot. I forgot we were doing questions. Okay, sorry. Sorry, Decato. What's going on? What's next? What's up?

Okay, so this is a two-parter kind of a thing. It's asking them and then what's your thoughts on something. So each of you is forced to post an hour-long video on why you hate one particular thing. What would the topic of the video be? And then it says, also Sweeney. I just bought Icewindale, uh, rhyme of the first. Russ Maiden and was wondering if you had any thoughts on it. Ice Wendale.

Okay, so let me do my nerdy D&D shit first. Let's get this out the way. All right. Ice Wendale is a super, super, super cool D&D campaign. That's like very, it's about pretty much D&D, but you're going through. Like, it's the idea of like, you know, the wildlings, how they're trapped beyond the wall and like this fucking never-wrenching winter cycle? Yeah.

It's like that, but it's like sort of like horror-esque where there's like undeads. And then there's this fucking like ice. God that's just trying to kill you also. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500 Bighorn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month, for 39 months

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Not all customers will qualify. restrictions apply take delivery by 331 i've got dan morgan here on the pod say hi dan hey how's it going today it's going good man tell us who you are and what you do i'm dan morgan i'm an attorney and a managing partner at morgan and morgan which is america's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome um i think i saw billboard of years recently it said 20 billion one 20 billion is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered it's actually i think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact

with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. office near you. And it plays a lot into the idea of like horror and suspensing you not knowing if the people that are helping you are trying to kill you or not. So I really, really like it. I think it's super, super cool. As a lot of cool things involving temperature that everyone should look into if you play D&D. I got it too also because I'm a fucking D&D fanatic and I have like pretty much

every book. Nice. You ever had your girlfriend play any D&D sessions? She hates D&D with a fiery passion. Oh, no. The fiery passion she hates. Not a fiery passion. She just doesn't like Dennis and Dragons. Yeah, why not? She's not creative.

Like, no, she is creative like that. But she, since she became like an engineer, her creative fire got stoked. So she, like, thinks D&D is like not her kind of thing. Ah, I see. But don't worry. Before I propose, I'm like, if you don't play at least one full campaign with me and D&D, we're not getting married. I feel, I think that's fair. I fully think.

I fully think that's fair actually. I'll let her put makeup on me and everything. I don't care. Like she loves makeup. She loves all that. Like fuck shit. I'll let her do whatever she wants, but she has to play at least one full campaign of D&D.

Because I know she'll every, anyone, I'm going to say this right now for the start to understand. Anyone that plays D&D with any sort of creative bone will like that game. Yeah. It's impossible not to like it. There's a trope of, of jockey type people that think that's some gay nerdy shit

that once they play it, they fall in love with it. There's like a trope of that of like fucking shows doing that stuff. Like the IT crowd, like fucking community, for example. Yeah. Yeah, there's tropes of that. And it's true. The people that would never normally play it.

And then when they play it, they're like, oh, this is fun as shit. You know, because it's like, oh, we're writing our own fucking story essentially. Yeah. And there's a little. Your character's your character. Yeah. Yeah. There's a little R&G involved.

But still, it's still basically you have the reins for the most part. It's fucking fantastic. It's a game because it has rules. Do you need rules to be able to solidify it before it becomes imaginary, whatever you're doing, whatever if I'm going to do. And the rules, you can play to the rules to have a fantastic time or you can dick around and do some crazy shit. It's pretty much up to you.

Exactly. That's what, since I'm very, very casual, that's what my friends and I would do. We would fuck around. Like my characters, the last campaign I did, it was, I think it was New Year's Eve. Or Christmas, I don't remember. I think it was New Year's Eve. but I was my I was um I was um I was Bill Cosby and I was a rogue oh my God and uh I had a I had a

I had some fucking quailudes with me too and I was just um I just remember fighting these like bears with owlheads and then fucking just putting them to sleep and you know and going to town on them was pretty fun oh my that was a good one that was a good one that's I love I it's so stupid. I think I posted something like that on my Instagram. If you guys go to the, what, December? I'm pretty sure it was New Year's. If you see my fucking sheet, oh yeah, at some B-G, so S-O-M-E-B-G,

if you want to check it out. And, yeah, you can see, oh, wait, maybe you don't want to check it out because I forgot that there's a picture of my ass on one of the other ones. So, never mind. Fantastic. Yeah, never mind. I remember I fucking cheese the camera, yeah. Okay, but the original question or the first question

if you're forced to post an hour long video on why you hate one particular thing, what would it be? Joe Budden. I can talk about like five hours why I hate Joe Button. I fucking hate that guy. I fucking hate Joe Button.

He's so disrespectful to my culture. I fucking hate him. I fucking hate him so much. Oh, my. It's so funny because I fuck with them, man. I fucking hate Joe Button, man. He's so, he's such, oh, my God.

He's so disrespectful. He's such a bitch. I fucking hate Joe Button. I hate Joe Button. I hate Charlemagne to God. I fucking hate those guys, man. Yo, they're beefing right now, and it's hilarious. Of course they are at both pieces of shit beefing each other.

Which one is going to fucking go down the toilet first? I fucking hate those guys, man. I fucking hate them. Oh, my God. Oh, that's fucking great. I would love that because Joe does seem, Joe Button does seem petty enough to where he would respond to it. He would respond to me.

And I'd be like, bro, you know, you know what you just did for me? You increased my, people are viewing me now. You've strengthened me. And I'm like, keep making fun of your bitch ass. I hate you. There's something about his voice that I, I just, he just has this, like this voice like he's been fucking, like, deep-throated, like, for you.

years like he's a porn star and he's just at the end of his career. He has this, this raspy voice. My check one, one, two, one, like, there's something about it that's infectious to me. Yeah, he has a good sounding, he has a good speaking voice. I'll give him that. Yeah. Yeah. But he's a piece of shit, nonetheless. I hate that guy.

Fucking hate him. I don't know, I just, I don't know, maybe I have, because I guess, I consume him very casually, so I haven't really caught enough of his bullshit. That's probably my problem. to where, like, why I don't see where you're coming from. I probably, because, like, say, I wasn't listening to him on a state of the culture and shit when he was on complex. I wasn't, I wasn't listening to him at that. I didn't really start checking out his podcast until he was on Spotify.

And then it was only, like, when something interesting would come up, like, oh, they're talking about this specific beef or they're talking about that. And I hadn't caught anything that was too outrageous. That's probably my issue where you probably have heard all this dumb ass shit that he said. I don't even think he's an ignorant man. I don't even think most of his points are disrespectful. I just think that the fact that he has the nerve to say that some artists are bad when this guy's fucking dog shit. That's a good point. Dog shit, dude.

Like, I remember when Pump It Up came out, we were in the hood making fun of him, bro. He were laughing at him. And he had the nerve to call somebody else a bad rapper. I want to throw shit at him, wrong. I want to shit in my hand and fling it out. Pump It Up was a record that I never. ever, and I mean this, I literally mean this, I never finished it one time. I fucking mean this.

I, like, honest. I, I didn't see the value in it. I didn't like, I was like, oh, okay, the, the, the hooks all right, I guess. I guess, like, but it didn't do anything for me. I have never myself played that song ever. Yeah, I've heard it, but never, I've heard it. I've heard the whole song in passing, because it's been out for like 20 years and I exist. but like, I've never, I've never turned that shit on.

I've never been like, oh, you know what I'm put on? Pump it up and press play. Fuck that. No, that shit is on zero playlist, man. That shit is just recommended, bro. No one's, no one's ever put on a play. It just turns on. And everybody's like, yo, turn off.

You, unplug his phone. Bro, I fuck. Nothing would make me happier for him to hear this. actually be like, yo, what the fuck? He messes me on Twitter. Yo, dude, you were going a little hard, man. He got to calm down. Yo, why these niggas disrespecting me?

Why these niggas? I can't even do it. I can't. I would not, not. Would I fight your button? Hell fucking no. I'm not fighting that guy. No, he's from the streets.

He'll hurt me. Yeah, he definitely seems like, yeah. He seems like a scrapper. I wouldn't, yeah, but. But, like, I'll definitely talk shit from the safety behind my computer. I'm just fucking loop. Yeah, you know what? He would actually, because I know he got, I saw one of his podcasts recently and it was, he was, they were talking about Shalomain and Andrew Shultz.

But then like Andrew Shultz and some other guy, they have a podcast. I can't remember what it's called, but there's an Indian dude on it. And he was so mad at the Indian dude because like, because he didn't, he was so unknown. He was like, who the fuck are you to talk about blackish, you little Indian dude? Who the, it was, it was fucking. that shit was because that's how I know this motherfucker like if he did hear this shit

he would he probably would go off he might somebody if someone clips it it's I don't even want to put that I don't want to create don't put that energy out there please I don't want to create I don't need threats from Joe Button

because like I just I don't I just don't want to start I don't want to start internet beef ever but I don't especially want to start it with Joe Button it's like I just don't need that kind of heat yeah

I just don't need that kind of heat. I'm scared. He has money. He can send people after me, bro. He got a Spotify deal. He definitely could. You can do a lot of shit. And I don't know.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I definitely wouldn't. I would never actively try to be. I would never actively try to beef with anyone. But if somebody did challenge me, dude, they can get all the smoke. I'm just saying that. Like that, like for sure. Like, I fucking hate like real internet bullshit.

Pussies that, you know, because, you know, we're talking shit. That's fine. But there's the people that really, that they try to act really tough on here. And I'm like, I don't have time for that shit. I don't have time for that. Like, you can actually pull up and we can do something about it. Don't fucking call the SWAT team. Don't fucking call the FBI, the SWAT, or whatever the fuck, you know, all that bullshit.

Don't DDoS. Don't fucking be a bitch. Like, if you have a problem, let's go to VidCon and we'll fucking put some gloves on. I'm just saying. Dang, you're real, man. I don't even fight people no more. I'm too big and menacing. I'm not a, I'm, yeah, I understand what you're saying.

I can't do it no more. I'm just too old for that. I do, I mean, yeah, I understand what you're saying, because I'm not, I'm not a violent person, but I don't, I just, I don't have time for like, fake bravado. Like, it's, either it's real and let's handle it or shut the fuck up. Like, like, say, somebody, someone who I don't respect and respect at the same time as Paul Joseph Watson, because the. the amount of shit that we've flung at him and I flung at him, he's still, like, I commented on something that he, you know, he was making a serious tweet or whatever.

And I just commented that whatever he said, it reminded me of my punk band or something. And he still responded were anybody else that I've, like, said anything about, like, had any ban to it, they've all, like, unfollowed. They all, they're all like, oh, uh, you know what I'm saying? I respect that he's, like, not a bitch. That it's like, yo, if you say something dumb, you're going to get checked, and vice versa.

If I say something stupid and somebody comes at me, and if I actually said something dumb, I said something dumb. Like, yeah, my bad. And it's not like any, it doesn't need to go any further than that. No, somebody tries to take it further and wants to be like threatening and shit, then I'm like, Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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All right, so what are we going to do about this? You know what I say? But it hasn't gotten to that level for me, and I don't want it to. It's not like I'm really like a violent person. I just, I'll defend myself, like, vehemently, you know, like, I'll actually, because I don't know, I just, I see so much of that shit online and it upsets me. Oh, yeah, dude, you get, you get, you get, you get over that shit. I've got over there because I'm like, these people are not, like, I, yeah, but yeah, in a real situation, we'll see how it happens, but that's not going to happen because no one's going to, no one's going to step into the plate. They, yeah, they never do.

And so, yeah, it's not a fucking challenge. It's just, it's just reality. That's all it is. All right, bro, so what about you? What our video would you talk about? That's right. That's right. We just talked about Joe Button. He's going to talk about Joe Button.

And we got on about us being real, beating people up. Yo, this is a really black episode of Snark Tank, man. We're talking about fucking people love, man. This really is the fucking Dark Tank, dude. Like, people are getting some, they're getting some edjimication, man. And, okay, so there's something, I don't know, man. As far as... Stuff that like, something that I really hate, I, there's, you know what?

Because I think the stuff that I really hate, I don't like to talk about. So that's kind of a hard thing to even, um, it's a hard thing to really like, I'm trying to think of something that I like slightly hate that I'm like, oh, I wouldn't mind going off about it for like an hour. But when I think of the word hate, the first thing that comes to my mind is like, like kids being abused or something. But I can't talk about that shit because it gets me too upset. I'll just cry, honestly. I couldn't have a video about stuff like that. I would just be like, oh, man. I would, I get you.

Yes, yes. I am on the same boat, man. I'll just, I'll just, I'll be real. One of the times I was out with one of my friends having a beer, and I was tearing up a little bit because of, I forgot what it was exactly, but it was about, like, children being abused. So I was so upset talking about it. And I saw something that was floating around on Twitter.

recently within the past couple of weeks it was uh something sophy like save sophy i can't remember what it was uh it was something about little daughter being a step dad abusing her or something long story sure i don't want to get into it but i just saw the story and i actually read the go fund me and i saw the videos and i fucking like broke down i was so upset that i'm like i can't believe this shit exists so that's something that like that's probably like number one but i wouldn't I probably wouldn't be able to make it like past 10 minutes without just getting too heated. And I would, I couldn't do an hour.

I'd be like, fuck this shit. Yeah. Like I could do, I could make like, I would like to make a fucking horrible, like a long video about like fucking systematic oppression and how it's like very real and people deny it. But I would cry at the end of it.

Because I'd be like, look, we're not lying. People aren't lying about this shit. No one's making this up. But like no one's making this. Like, Like the idea like this I saw this on some show and it was the funniest thing.

Everything was on the one of Dave Chappelle's show is like how people, like, he was talking about how like white people just didn't believe that people of color were being attacked and it's like pretty much aggressed by the police. And it's like, we're not lying about this. We're not just making up fucking stories about like, oh yeah, everyone's like, yeah, the black community, we're going to say that the police always aggress us, right? And then there's like the president of the black people like, yes, passed. He hits his fucking gavel down And everybody's like, good, good, let's go to lunch. Nah, like it's real. It absolutely is real.

And I would never want people to get it twisted that when I tell, when I would, sometimes I would talk about shit like this because I would even tell stories of myself being, where I've been pulled over multiple times. But I would tell people, just like being a defensive driver, you know, there's a lot of piece of shits out there that will kill you because they're retarded and they're driving stupid. So you need to be defensive. Just like when something like that happens,

like I used to be stupid and have, I wasn't doing anything wrong, but I used to have this party crew because I was cringy back when I was fucking like in high school and straight out of it. And I had the crew, the name was on my car. It was abbreviated. And that looked like a gang.

So I got pulled over even extra. But when the cops would, I wouldn't ride dirty and I would just be like, yo, like what's up, blah, blah, blah. They got nothing on me, so nothing would happen. And because I knew, and my mom talked about this shit, too, like, don't give them a reason to fuck you up. Because here's the reality, you are going to get pulled over. You know, you're going to get pulled over, but don't give them a reason to fuck you up.

Absolutely. I would say it's not fair. It's definitely not fair that it happens to order to serve. But it's a reality. But you have to be smart. You still have to be smart in a situation. It's not fair that, you know, like, it's not fair that bunnies get fucking eaten by, like, coyotes and such that. but the bunnies have to adapt to the situation.

They live in. 100%. That is the realest shit and the realest advice I could give somebody where it's like, let's not ignore that it's a reality. But don't just say that's not fair and then be like a kid where it's like, oh, but so-and-so, but so-and-so. I'm like, yo, yeah, yo, yeah, yo. One of the first lessons you get when your kid is that life isn't fair and you need to adapt to it. And it sucks. Some people are born with silver spoons in the mouth.

They've never had to deal with struggle. They never had this and this and that. and you can whine and pitch him on about it, or you can rise above it. You know what I'm saying? And that's where, that's the route that I chose. I chose to rise above the bullshit because if I had a chip of my shoulder

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I just bought a car. I just financed a car. so my license plate wasn't on the back. But I had a fucking piece of paper on the back windshield or whatever on the back window that shows that like, hey, my shit's going to be in the mail. I still got pulled over anyway. And I was with my friend that was talking about earlier. The dude, that's all nuts.

So I was already nervous. I'm like, fuck, this dude better not say anything. We're both black. And my door was unlocked because there was an old-ass car. It doesn't lock automatically. When the cop walked up to my window, he fucking opened the, door immediately and my fucking animal brain right my blizzard brain was about to say some shit because you don't do that right absolutely do that you don't tell people to open a door and

step out yeah he just opened the fucking door and I had to stop myself from saying some shit that would have gotten my ass fucked up and maybe become a statistic you know like it's fucking horrible it's a horrible reality but yeah I understand it's fucked up and I'm like yo this is what that's those videos that you see that's what happens like there's the dudes that are defiant because probably they're not doing anything wrong which probably happened a lot of times and then they're being well i'm like dude think about your kids think about everything just chill i know you're not in the wrong but think about your life you know what i'm saying like i think i think that's where like we're just like i want

i want you people to protect yourselves so you don't get too fucked up because i got i I got news for you. Yeah, I got news for his. That means you're dead. Oh, my fucking God. That's so awful. I'm crying right now. Oh, that's awful.

Oh, my God. Let's move on to, um, let's move on to another question. Oh, this, we already kind of, this one, we're going to skip over. because we already briefly talked about the PS5, because this is a PS5 question. For sure, for sure. Yeah, so this, let's see. Oh, so this is a question that I guess

that hasn't been answered in a while from Finn Kurtz. It says, third times a charm. So that's pretty fucked up. What is the worst trouble you've ever got into during grade school? The worst I ever got into was in sixth grade when I flung around my key to the,

disability elevator on a lanyard like a bay blade this person you just dated yourself like a bayblade and accidentally hit some kid got a uh got a call to my parents from the principal so uh yeah that sounds like something like a kid would do just being stupid you know like not really uh and and the disability like where are they are they taking like these kids the disabled kids so like underground

like what are they i don't know what he's talking about a key to an elevator bro what when I flung around the disabled elevator on a lane What the fuck was he doing with that key in sixth grade? Is he saying, is he disabled? Were you disabled yourself? Oh, I see what he's, I understand what he's saying.

He must be disabled. Okay, you have to be. Because why else what do you have the key? Yeah. Okay. I was confused. I'll admit it right now. I was very confused.

I don't know. What's the worst I ever did in grade school? I don't know, man. I wasn't that bad of a kid. It was when, because grade school counts is like elementary too, right? No, no, wait, no, because that's... Is grade school?

It's grade school from... It's from first. It has to be from first, right? I think. From first to 12th? I think that's what that is. I know at some point at one of those early stages, because we would have toys that you can play with on Friday,

and you could bring your toys in. Because I went to this private elementary that was actually, it went all the way to fifth. And so it was like kindergarten through fifth. And anyway, we had the toys. And so the teacher would, out of her own pocket, she would buy some cool shit and some barbies for the girls and whatnot. And you can also bring your toys on Friday, too, and they call it Share Day. And I don't know why I did this. And I thought it was so hilarious.

But just I took the Barbies, all of them. And I scratched their tits off on the brick wall. like they made them all flat and uh it was so fucking like when i can't even comment i can't even comment on that dude i don't know why it did it so fucked up i don't know why i did it and i had to write uh you know instead of writing because how they used to write on blackboards or whatever you had to write with the chalk and like write over and over what you did we would write sentences on a on a white sheet of paper the 11 uh the 8 by 11 and uh you would have to just feel the whole shit up. So you basically were just, for the rest of recess or whatever, at the end of the day,

I was just writing that. And of course, I had to tell my mom. My mom actually didn't whip my ass surprisingly. I don't know why she didn't. Maybe she thought it was funny too. She probably was confused. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with my kid? What is that? What is that? He's probably going to kill people. I just, I don't know. I specifically remember it being thinking it was funny for whatever fucking reason. Um, that. was like a very dickheadish thing I did but other than that I wasn't a bad kid I just like to have fun and make jokes um I got in trouble a lot in seventh grade but it wasn't it wasn't my fault and I was glad that I was able to prove it because I think there was a conspiracy against me

my teachers like it sounds so stupid like why would fucking teachers care about some 12 13 year old kid but as soon as I switched out of specific teachers class my grades rose uh 8th grade was fine. Fucking high school was fine. It was specifically seventh grade with these three teachers. They were fucking with me. Let me tell you specifically. I'll never forget this. My math teacher, Mr. Bergling, he looks like

fucking Bill Gates, that piece of shit. So he we had to do a group project where it was like, all right everybody. Get into your groups and then you're going to solve problems together. Okay. So me, I was with my group. We were literally working. And then this

motherfucker goes, Derek, stop talking. and I was taken back like did double takes like I'm like dude I have to talk to communicate to my group like everyone is talking like literally and he's like go to the office and I was like what the fuck I was like what is this

I was so especially because I hadn't like experienced I'm like was this growing up I was this racism was this like I didn't understand what I did wrong I was literally behaving how everyone else was and I convinced my mom that I was like dude They're fucking out to get me. I have a D and P.E.

Who the fuck fails P.E? Like, you can't fail. P.E. Like, I convinced her. And then, of course, when I switched out, I remember that piece of shit was like, hey, yeah. When he signed over that I can transfer. And he's like, yes, man, sorry, things didn't work out this way.

And I looked at him like, are you fucking kidding? Like, if I saw, he's probably dead now. But if I saw him, dude, I, I wouldn't, I don't. I don't think... He's probably dead now. Oh shit. But fuck that dude, man. You don't, you can't, you don't fuck with kids like that.

It was probably, like, fun to him. Him and his other cronies. It was, it was weird, dude. It was weird. I never been fucking that in my life. But anyway. Now. I love it.

I love it. I love it. What about you? Did you... I'm sure you did a lot of fucked up shit, man. Oh, I was a bad fucking kid. I was a fucking troubled kid. But, like, I don't know.

What was I doing? I remember they used to cut class all the time in, like, sixth grade. So, like, we would go, I would go to my first class. I go to my second class. I'd go to my third class. And at fourth period, we'd go to lunch. And after lunch, we just wouldn't go back to class. And we'd be cutting class inside of school.

And it would be so fun because we'd have to run away from the security guards and the teachers. So we would hide. So it was pretty much, when I went to the, I went to a school called Diana Sands, 339 in the Bronx, on Webster Avenue or Tremont Avenue. I forgot exactly. So pretty much it was a school, one school on a lower level, and on third and fourth level, it was a different school.

So we would all just like cut class and just hang out in the upper part of the school. Then the principal would come up there sometimes and we'd have to run away. And I remember there was one time my friend Elvin, he was gonna, I was, we were running and I was about to get caught. So I literally kind of turned

and made Elvin get caught. and then I disappeared into the crowd. I disappeared into the crowd. And I was like, Dan, and they were, it was him and his twin brother, and they were like small dudes.

So I remember the principal holding one of them by the fucking scruff of their shirt and taking him away. And I was like, damn, bro. He got you. And I just faded into the back. And we just fucking like, we just ate like gummy bears and like down on the hallway steps.

It was so fucking terrible. Yo, and that was in, you said sixth grade? Yeah, that was only the beginning. It got worse. It got worse.

It just got worse. Until maybe what you go Because my happen was I lived in the city And like when I was younger, I admit I was bullied because I was really nice. I was a really sweet little kid. So I would get bullied because I lived in the city. And living in inner city and being really nice is not the thing.

You cannot show you're a very nice child Because they'll kill you. They'll crush you. So I was really, So what happened was my grandmother in like seventh grade. We, um, no, in like sixth grade, I started fighting back and I started like exhibiting like not good tendencies of like getting into fights like twice a week because kids would still pick on me and I was like I'm not going to get picked on anymore. So I would fight back. And that's because my sister and my cousin. Well like if you don't fight these kids, you're going to come home. We're going to fuck you up. And I was like I'd rather fight these kids than my family. Because I'm going to be with them all day. So. Oh, real talk. Yeah. Yeah. So like I literally started fighting back. I'm like I'm not going to have you down here anymore. You're going to turn into a bad kid. So we moved upstate.

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Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to $20 billion. 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you.

And I started going to a place called Poughkeepsie, which is also fucking terrible. It's a terrible place to have your kids go to school. Oh, man. So in Pekipsy, what happened was I fell into a crowd. We all played basketball. So I fell into a basketball crowd. But a lot of the basketball kids were friends with drug dealers. So ended up being friends with like a bunch of like high school drug dealers.

So one of my homies, this is my favorite story ever. But at the time we were in a bathroom, we were all like. We would really every every every like 15 minutes after like fucking home room We would all meet in a bathroom and we would my one friend would pull out the fucking big bottle of like fucking UV or OV fucking blue raspberry vodka And we would start taking swigs of that in the bathroom and like some passing a blunt around and we would start dancing because we'd all be highest fucking drunken shit in a bathroom A bunch of like 16 year old fucking kids that are burned out It would be me, my other Asian friend like Brian, like one white kid and like two other black people. And we was being in a bathroom like fucking doing a reject and shit like that.

Oh my God. And one time I can see it. I can picture it. One time one of my black homies dug in his bag and a fucking piece, a fucking nine fell out of his bag. And I told this story so many times. And literally, I kid you not, that day was the. day I realized that I had to like change the way I was acting. I was just like I can't keep doing this.

This is not safe. This is not good. And then like the day after that, we went there. I went to, we went back to the back and was like, I did my last time, you know, it's some free alcohol and some free weed. And then one of my homies was fighting some dude, like beating a shot of him. And it was always good king. And the kid was still beat up in the corner.

And I was just like, yo, what's going on? Like, what can't do this? He's like, oh, bro, I got the... He was like, oh, yeah, what's the name's gonna be here with the bottle in the second? I'm like, I think I'm gonna go to class, y'all.

I think I'm gonna go to class early. And I went to study hall and I was like, I can't do this no more. This is not good. And then my friend got in mad trouble because he beat the kid up and he got found with fucking weed on him. So luckily I avoided that.

But I got in trouble because he said he used my name, but I got in trouble so he used my name. And I had to convince my grandma, I wasn't smoking. Did you do it work? Did you convince her?

Nope, she knew. She knew. Got my eyes beat. Fantastic fucking day. God damn, dude. That's crazy. I never, yeah, I never went, I never went hard on the paint in high school. It wasn't until, like, like, everything was very moderate and very chill.

I never, like, got too fucked up. Never, never, never did anything too crazy. It was always casual, like, say. And it wasn't until, like, my senior year where I started just because I already got over all the hard classes, everything. I didn't have shit to do in senior year. So that's when I. I was never at school and I would just go buy stuff, eat shit,

whatever the fuck, it didn't matter. And then at nights I would sneak out and see my girlfriend at the time. And the fucked up thing was I didn't really care, but I do have a heart and I had to break up with her because she was very,

she was Syrian and her family was very Christian. And I felt, I felt bad because I'm like, yo, first of all, you know, if they catch you, you know, doing this stuff, like, they're probably going to rain down fucking fire and brimstone. And also, we were seniors, and she was, she was really trying to get into a good school. And so she was also still cramming and doing extra shit in her senior year as well. And she's, like, getting no sleep because we're fucking staying out on night. So I pretty much, I had to be selfless because the selfish ass

nigga would have just been like, I don't care. I'm getting pussy. You know, know, like, well, let's continue the shit. Oh, in high school, I would do that definitely. I'd be like, I don't know the shit. I actually, you know how many growth lives I'm probably ruined by proximity in high school? A lot. Probably a lot, dude. No, I was, four or five.

Damn, dude. I actually, I actually cared about her. But I feel, I feel bad because I think that it forever, it forever stuck with her. She, I don't think she ever, like, really got over. or 100% believe me that I was doing it because I cared about her because I really tried to like explain that like you can't be doing this. I know like this is this is fucked up and you know we we I talked to her a few times afterwards and everything but we never like could

there's always a little bit of a barrier because of that so that that that kind of bummed me out because it probably we would probably have a better like friend because I think we probably would have broke up eventually but I think we would be much more cordial if I I would have just been a piece of shit, which is kind of fucked up, what do you think about it? But since I was actually trying to be like,

yo, I don't want you to get in trouble, this and that, you know, and so, you know, I was, I was sacrificing getting good pussy at the time.

Damn, dude. Yeah. You had a consistent pussy in high school, bro, and you sacrificed. I mean, it's, look,

out of all the homies, I, look, a lot of my homies didn't have kids this pussy in high school. And at that period of time in your mind, your mind is like,

you need that. You need consistent, being pussy. Like, you're like, you don't understand how badly this is a necessity for my life. So for you to turn it down, it's really, it's really considerate. I was not that kind of guy in high school. I was definitely like, I was definitely very different. Like, I definitely, like, I definitely was like not the best boyfriend to like any girl I dated in high school.

And then like when I got older and I finally got in touch on my emotions, I realized how fuck that was to so many of them. And not even like I was like demeaning. just didn't give a fuck. I was just like, yo, they're here for like right now and then eventually we're going to break up. So like, I'm not going to fucking put all my energy into this girl. She's eventually

going to get sick at me. So like, fuck it. I'm a fucker as much as I can. Then when she's gone, I'm going to fucking go to the next girl. There's definitely some other girls want some dick. So I'll fucking just go down the line. Hey, man. Yeah, we all. Yeah, we all did some, some fucked up shit. So

if you're, if people that are clean straight as an arrow I mean good for you Yeah good for you But also you know Everybody else I think you know We're just living

We're just we're It's trial and error Exactly That's all Yeah I really don't So I'll never I'll never judge people For their fucking past

Unless they did something You know it's irreprehensible You know what I'm saying Like there's some shit that you cross the line You can't But stuff like that Just being like a dick Not really no

You know you're just young So stuff like that like I never did anything too crazy I never I never intentionally treated any girl like shit never intentionally but I know there's always they say there's two sides to every story and so sometimes I am curious

I am I think I'm cool with all like my exes and stuff like not like friends I'm like hey what's up but if I did run into them I think like probably all of them I can say hi to them but I'm also curious to like hear from what they told their friends about me. You know what I mean? Just kind of like almost if I had a crystal ball.

I want to be like, I wonder if like. Like maybe like four of them. Yeah. Maybe. I'm cool with two of them. Two of them? Four out of the two of them I'm cool. Like they're my friends still.

Okay. They still talk. Yeah. The other ones, two more of them, they don't hate me. They don't adamantly hate me. The other ones all would like, they don't mind me being dead. Like, if I died, they'd probably dance. They probably dance.

Yeah. I don't think I have that other than, like, say, well, no, it's nothing like, but the one that I mentioned, the one in high school, the Syrian one, I think, like, say, we can say hi because I actually, I did for a while we were working out at the same gym. This was maybe like three years ago or something. And we were able to say hi and stuff, but it was, we couldn't like say

if we wanted to sit down and get a cup of coffee I just think that she just it's fucked up that was so long ago that was so long ago I was just like dude I

it would be nice if you if you understood now like say now that we're older like yo I didn't do it to like get other pussy or something as a high schooler that's stupid when like consistent

like this girl you know very attractive I was I was I actually, like, I really liked her. But, you know, so I sometimes, I'm like, fuck, man. Sometimes it pays off to be a piece of shit. Sometimes.

They're the ones that are going to inherit the earth, dude. We're going to see. All of the nice people are going to fucking die off because we're going to care and try to save others. And they're just going to be like, no, fuck them and they're going to still be here. You wait. Real talk, man. Real fucking talk. All right, let's hit up this last one.

It'll probably just take a second. Then we'll fucking, we'll wrap this shit up. For sure, for sure. Noble 19 says salutation, dumb, dumber, and dumb ass. Ouch. Fuck you. Fuck you, niggas. What is the most, what is the most stupid thing?

I think stupidest. All right. Sorry, my brain. I'll just read it. What is the most stupid thing you have seen somebody do this year? I was going to the supermarket and watched as a man. got a trolley. I think he means the, like the, those baskets.

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I'm assuming that's what a trolley is on there. Just like I heard, like, it's not called a Beanie in Canada or something. It's called a something with a tea or something. It's just like, you know, different places have different like words for something. So it must be that. They're all wrong, but whatever. That's cool.

Yeah, they're 100%. So says, a man, you got a trolley with a used mask inside. The man then decided to wear said mask as he clearly forgot his and proceeded to enter the shop. Stay safe, you sexy beast. So he recycled the mask. I'm taking back. It's like one billion percent defeats the purpose. It's like, what is wrong with you, bro?

Like that is the worst. That is end of the pandemic. That is absolutely other than just like straight up making out with the show. stranger, that's like, then that's the step below. That's high tier. That's high tier, not smart. Like, fucking, that's fucking A tier, not smart. That's A tier.

S tier is being in Florida, but A tier is definitely that. Yeah, dude, that's fucking crazy. I mean, look, I've done something like that as a kid, but it was, and it was non-pandemic. It was, it's still not as stupid. But it was still kind of gross where I was playing a JV football and I forgot my mouthpiece. And I was like, fuck, you can't play without a mouthpiece, mouthpiece because they were getting really strict about that. And so we were visiting a school. And I, before the game started, I started just running around on the field, just looking for somebody who dropped a mouthpiece.

And sure enough, I found one. and then I fucking just ran over into the fucking, what do you call it? Where you get drinks, a water fountain. And I just rins it off for like a minute or so. And I was like, I'm good to go, coach. But hey, coach, let's go. Hey, I was 16.

My immune system was good. I didn't give a fuck. But I definitely would never do that. I would never be like, oh shit, you know, might catch. Like, right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. 1,500 Big Horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I think there's people that legitimately just don't believe in it. Like, they think this is like fake. Dude, I saw a video of people marching through Target screaming, take off your mask. And I wish I was there, dude.

I would have picked up a heavy-ass pot and thrown it at somebody. I would have picked up a fucking huge pot and fucking shock putted that at someone. Because that's so fucking ridiculous. It's so insane. They're the reason why we're still doing this because of those people. Like, we could have been like some other countries. We could have been like Japan where they're already clean people and they already wear masks when they're sick. Anyway, even when they just have a cold or a flu, they wear a mask.

We could be like them and just chill. And this shit would have been over, like, months ago. But there's just too many. It sucks, man. It's like you say that you say the assholes were inherent the earth, like 100%. Yeah, man. All the good people are going to be. They're going to kill us all off.

They're going to, yeah. Yeah, it's fucked up, man. It's, but what's the stupidest thing I saw this year? I mean, there's all that shit. But in person, in person, I would probably, it really upset me when I saw this girl. I went to this place called Golden Bowl. It's like, it's kind of like Japanese food, but then also it has like burger joint stuff. It's kind of weird.

And I just got my chicken bowl. And when I went to get in my car, I saw this girl that was sitting at the fucking, at the bench. She looked, she was wearing Spanics. she didn't look suspect to me at all. And then fucking, you know, keep in mind there's other businesses here. There's liquor stores. There's all this stuff that you can go into. And if you need to use the restroom or anything, you know, you can do it.

So there's just a bush that's very short. Doesn't really cover anything. And she just pulls down her pants and takes the shit. And I was just like, I was so taken back because, like, anyone could see her. And number two, like, do. There's, go, go. There's a, there's a business, like, two feet away from you. Just go in there and use the restroom.

I don't even know what to say. I'm taking back, honestly. I'm just taken back. It was so, I was so fucking, like, what the, like, I had to just talk about, like, it was, it was, it was so, I was so taken back because there was nothing that said she was mentally ill. There was nothing about her, right? Like, when I saw her.

said she was mentally ill. Because there's like some homeless people that have all these issues, right? And you would expect them. But she the fuck, she didn't even look homeless. I thought she was just fucking chilling. Like she looked like she just got done eating. She was like, oh, excuse me. You know, like, it was fucking wild.

And that, it's, I don't know if, like, if they can consider that. It is stupid, but it's just more shocking than anything, you know? It's wild. I don't even know what it is for me. What is the reason I've seen this year? I don't even know. I've been in my house so much. That's true.

Yeah. So much, I haven't really seen much. That's a good thing. Damn, dude. I don't know. I think like, oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. So I was at, when I, before I left Starbucks, I don't know if I can say this.

I don't know if I can say this. And it's not the company being stupid. It's just like a customer is being dumb. Oh, please say it. Like a customer was just like trying to argue the fact that, like, we were like, why do you have to carry the drink out and hand it to me instead of like you, me get like, walking to get the drink. He said because you could probably be sick.

And he's like, well, I don't feel like you guys shouldn't have gloves on. Because gloves hold the most of them. It's like gloves do hold things. But I'm not going to touch your bare hand right now. I'm just not going to do that. Because I don't know what you have. You don't have a mask or anything on. And she was trying to argue me.

And it was like, we have sanitizer for our drinks. We have sanitizer for our hands. We have soap to wash our hands. We'll be fine. He's like, well, I don't think you guys should be making the drinks without having, with um while the things going on i was like well miss how the fuck are you going to get your drinks if no one's making the drinks can you explain that why are you here why are you fucking here then just go home then go home and you'll be one less year we have to make they have to touch and it made

me so i just hated i hated dude oh my god the fact that i don't work there anymore is so elating because every time i see shit about that place i can just vent how much i hate it thank god thank god i don't have to deal with that anymore but pretty much I mean anything I did anything working at Starbucks when COVID just first happened was the stupidest shit ever. I fucking that place. Uh, bro, you should make a, that would be a good video to make. I love when people make videos about the, when they quit their work like a game stop videos,

Starbucks would be dope, you know, like whatever they, they talk about how fucked up their job was. Oh, Starbucks is super fucked up. It was super, super, super fucked up. And people think it's fantastic. And everyone at works here is like, I hate this shit. Because it's so fucking. It's, it's a super. commercial coffee shop and coffee shops already can, like even like small ones can get kind of crazy.

So imagine the one of the most famous ones on a planet is just the fucking worst shit ever. But don't let me dissuay you guys. Go get your drinks from Starbucks. Have fun. You know, Starbucks sponsor us, please. Dude, dude, I love the, uh, what was it? The mango dragon fruit fucking shit with lemonade. That shit kind of hits, bro.

To mango dragon for refresher. Yo, I had a mom one, bro. I would cut it with lemonade, bro. Put a little bit of peach syrup. And then the mango at the top. sold so it be like so it be separated ooh I'm gonna have to go fucking do that

I had the technique bro I don't do it no more because I can't go into that episode I was throwing up but I feel you man but yeah that's anybody uh yeah so tell uh tell fucking uh Starbucks that that snark tank sent you and then tell them that we fucking

we want a we want a sponsorship that'd be dope yeah like now I mean I know it right now like literally right No. But, okay, so that's going to do it for this episode because we want to keep it nice and short, you know, answer some of these questions. We're praying for our nigger Chris, you know, like, hope he gets over this AIDS pretty soon. Oh, okay. I hope he gets better. I don't know. He's been thin for a long time, you know. He looks, he looks like, he looks like he's, he looks malnourished. Let's say to least. Yeah. Yeah, we get him 50 ccs of gravy, butter, you know. Butter.

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