The Snark Tank - #391: Jilk

Episode Date: January 23, 2026

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Can you hold your breath for an hour? Haven't you been practicing? Yeah. The record is like maybe like 30 minutes. It's a half hour. So no, I can't. I don't even understand that. Like I saw the guy that has the record.

Yeah. He was in one of those little kid pools. I thought it felt it felt unimpressive him being in one of those little kiddie pools doing it. You know, it looks like somehow, even though you know like it's the same. Yeah. It's the same. But like it just looks like, what do you do? You couldn't have gotten like a more impressive space of water.

It's kind of like breaking the fact that he needs it. When he, when he, when he comes. up, he really needs air. Like, he really needs air when he comes up. So I want to make it like a fucking, like a deep pool. And he dies on his way coming up. And he's like, we don't know how long you hold his breath. It's a little like, it's a little like somehow breaking the sound barrier on like a tricycle or something where it's like it's like it's impressive.

But like it's a tricycle that kind of feels. It does feel silly. It feels like it completely removes a lot of the gravitas from it. Yeah, it's like a guy is a guy using a sock on bopper. like, I don't know, punch a nuke out the air. I mean, it's like, yeah, this is you've really undermined the seriousness of the, that's amazing, but this is a really

like, embarrassing thing to do. I love the idea, sorry, the tricycle, your outpacing sound on the track. It doesn't, wouldn't that hurt? Yes. What are you saying? What are you saying?

Look, that's not what I mean. Welcome to the Starjank podcast. It's me, it's, it's, it's your host, Chris. Derek fucking idiot ginkston that's not what I meant it is what I meant but it's not like how I meant to describe it

Village idiot over here Send send wrap wrap bricks in loose paper and throw through his windows That's insane He's not gonna go anywhere

He's gonna rip It's not gonna rip They're gonna throw it It's gonna unbalance And rip and fall on someone innocent probably Yeah Yeah whatever That's crazy

As long as it gets somewhere Is there anybody innocent In your home Yeah you sure Italy's fairly innocent it's like saying they're innocent people

in the White House yeah this guy is it Jenner bad person I mean he's not telling me he's not revealing shit so I guess

he could have left yeah I would have left I would have left I actually I legitimately feel that way about certain things or even the custodial person

right like why are you come on come on Howard you can do that you can do that you're like oh but the money's too good I'm like okay

there's no way the money's too good there's no way they're paying they're not paying the relative he's probably an immigrant that they're like we won't send you back yeah you clean real well you clean Donald Trump's diaper where he throws it at the wall

and makes it stick it says I made it stick I made it stick you pooping wait a minute I got to check that out there was this diaper on the fucking wall he turns around that scene where he goes out to look at the window he turns around reaches in his pants slowly rips his shit

diaper out and swears it on the window what a beautiful crazy day Do you think they would defend that too? Yes. Oh, I think so. Yeah, didn't they do, uh, didn't they already wear diapers when, when it was?

Oh, like in solidarity. Yeah. There was, I don't know about that, but I believe it. Yeah. So I, as far as I'm concerned, there were people who went up on the street and caught some of those people that were, you know, like, you, you understand how this looks, right? And they're like, oh, Trump rules, you know, it was, it was kind of that. It was one of those things.

I'm like, oh, I'm talking to, um, you know, you know, know, essentially like a jellyfish. It's the equivalent. It's a way less than a jellyfish are interesting. They are very interesting. They are immortal technically. You see a bear grills get stung by a jellyfish and he had a scary spice. Yeah.

I was like, that was some slick shit because that jellyfish was dead. It didn't sting him. He was like, oh. He was holding a dead jellyfish. This is real. He held a dead jellyfish. He was like, look at this. I actually don't remember what he sounds like.

He just sounds like. Like, he just sounds like a... He sounds like a Tom Clancy character, like actually. Oh, really? Like a Jay... That's fair. Jason stifem. Not quite as deep.

Not as deep. All right. Well, he was holding in jellyfish and he would like pretend... He fumbled it and then he like pulled it. Like, you can see in the footage there's a frame of him bringing a marker out and making a little red spot on him. And then he goes like, oh, it's stung me. You got to pee on me.

Yeah. The spice story was like, well, I guess I have to. And then he was like sucking on it. Yeah. It was pretty crazy. He drank the piss. cascaded off his hand. He did, he actually...

Like a Greek romance where they're pouring fucking juice out of a fucking canteen like the canter and he just... As you can see, scary spice just pissed on my fingers

and there's like a frame where... It goes by so quick. It's so fast. It's so fast. You're like, when someone finds it randomly pausing it. It was TV back in the day so people were like,

did I see that? Yeah, you couldn't even rewind. It wasn't like video on demand. That freaking DVD or, that VHS is worth billions. Billions. Yeah. Billion.

Yeah. Good on him. If you're into piss like Bear Girls, like that's an ultimate like, he's clearly into piss, by the way, right? He's absolutely. He's a survivor. He's known for drinking his piss. And then he was like, oh, I miraculously don't have pissed even though somehow I can

summon piss on command in every other episode. But now conveniently can't summon his piss. Conveniently not in the Arctic where piss can be chilled to a perfect temperature. I don't have any piss. piss somehow. Somehow. And then Scary Spice has a gallon of urine somehow stored up. Like, you know, the amount she pissed is you would think, oh, you probably would have pissed

a while ago because it's that bad. Like, oh, man, I really, no. No, everything seemed just. The uncut footage is her peeing for 20 minutes. Yeah. You know what I've really made this great? If you go to the Arctic and in the permafrost glacier, I chill this piss, scary place. I hate the chilled piss.

me. I think chill to piss is funny. I know you do. I like that as kind of like a gangster name too. Chilled piss? Hey, it's fucking chilled piss over there. I guess it's not crazier than pussy. Is my fucking bloody chill piss? It blows my mind that that's a real character.

Fat, when I suppose, you're fat pussy. Big pussy, it's big pussy. It's big pussy. There's big pussy and just pussy. Yeah, like, people? Yeah, I think so. No, it's, it's, that is just, no.

I swear to God. There is, no, he's the same guy. but they just shorten it by calling a pussy. Oh. I'm not following it. What's your name? What's your name? Rafael.

I'm going to call you big pussy. You know what? Big pussy's too much. It's too much. Pussy. Nicknames do work out that way. There's a great, I'm watching the soprano center.

I kind of stopped in the last, for some reason in the last couple days, I've binge watched the penguin. I don't know why. Amazing show. It's actually pretty good. Looks a little bit like James Gunnolfini. No, it literally has.

I just like Scruff. I was like, I didn't really want to watch the Sopranos. There's a specific tone of the Sopranos where, like, I don't even understand. Like, it's like, it feels like a sitcom sometimes. And I'm like, it's good, but I'm like, I was into the mood for that. It feels like if somebody wrote a real world Italian lune tune sometimes. Sometimes it does feel that way. What the fuck is it?

But I was looking through, like, the episode descriptions, and I was just like going to see, like, what the last episode of season two is. And it says something like, it says something like Tony reveals some issues, including pussy. and that's like the description of it and it's like it's such an insane description if you never watch this show and you're just reading the description it's so funny

huh? Do yourself a favor I don't think it would spoil anything for you to be honest but like read through some of the the episode descriptions for the Sopranos especially if you've never seen it

it's fucking hysterical some of these some of these names but I watched all the penguin the other day it's surprisingly good I was like why is this I heard it was really good

why is this really good Why is this really good? That license chicken that show is, uh, who? The Lyskin girl on that show. Oh, uh, the Falcon. Yeah, it's like, it's like, uh, who, man. Who man? Well, it looks like I have to watch the Penguin now.

Well, that's exactly, uh, Derek's fucking time spacefold. You see a crack. Like, over behind him. I'll be back. I'll be back. Yeah, I was, I was surprised by that. Yes.

I was like, all right. Yeah. Yeah, she's, uh, she's, uh, something. It's an interesting character. Good. I heard Colin Farrell hated everything about. the new makeup. I would imagine.

He doesn't look like that at all. Somebody said like oh Colin Farrow's in the show. I was like where? Is he one of the two people Penguin eight? I didn't see it

and I still kind of like even when I look up pictures of like Colin Farrell and I look at the guy I'm like where that makeup's crazy. It's very good. That's excruciating.

Yeah. I wonder how. It's like Jim Carries the Grinch except way less whimsical you know. Right. Because they just made of an ugly guy. What makes it crazy is that Colin Farrow's not a big person at all

That's where he's like really not very very attractive They they did that is a fantastic make he's really not big the fuck do they did he's in a meck I don't understand He's fucking huge frame wise he's like really not a big frame at all Oh so he's like thin very much but he's tall Yeah he's decently okay well that doesn't mean the same thing to me Well he's you know I mean that much of a suit on it probably sucks Let's see I don't know

The way you said it made me was like, oh, he's 5'6, and he's the penguin somehow. He's 5'10. Okay. Well, that's a reason to be. Average. Yeah. Ish, I guess. He's the regular-headed human.

Yeah, regular-hyd. I heard the average in the U.S. is 5'9. You know, because since there's so many, like, short kings. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a T, the band T. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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you know, London or whatever. Oh, yeah. And I was, before I was going back to the U.S., I was like, hey, anyone want to meet up for a drink? I just put it out on, I don't know, I guess you two. I don't fucking remember where I said. But like 12 people showed up, and every single one was taller than me. Even the women.

Even the one of us take you back on a ship. Yeah. Want us take you back on a ship, bro. You want to go on a nice free sale to America, bro. And they were like, I was like, oh, fuck, I made a mistake. I made a mistake. I just gave them myself. No.

No pictures, please. There was a guy that was smart enough to be like, we all took a picture and he was like, I don't want to be in this picture. I don't want to be. You know, like, everything's cool. I don't want to be. And I was like, I get it, dude. And then what a brilliant, like, even though nothing happened, but it's just like, do you

remember when we all, a lot of us, I don't know if you were in the picture. A lot of us took a picture at the VidCon. There's like a picture where a lot of people and somebody brought. in the Kekistan flag. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. And then now it's like, uh, I'm in the middle of that picture. Oh, so you're in there. I'm so small that nobody sees me.

I'm like looking to the side or something. I look, I don't know. It's a terrible picture for me. Well, the thing is like they all crowded around me. Okay. Oh, I could do it. And I was like, what's happening? I was, they held up a flag in front of it.

I was like trapped in there. If you look at the photo, I'm like literally like, I'm, I have nowhere to go. I'll see if I have to tear through the flag like a psycho. I bet I was going to say I don't have that photo because I don't like, first of I don't like the, I don't like, I'm not even looking at the camera. I'm not, I'm not, it's not a, it's, it's, it's not a, it's not a chish, a random photo. Absolutely not. And then it's the fact that if you want to talk about perception being lost of the, not having any idea of what the, uh, new listeners, they probably have no idea.

People who've only been listening to the podcast have no idea what the fuck Kekistan is or that whole thing that even happened. I don't know either, to be honest with you. Well, I, I do, I vividly know because I was talking. talking to that, what's his name, Jeff Holiday. You remember that guy? Yeah, yeah. Jeff and then some people were trying to make fun of the Nazis, and they made up a whole lore.

And then, of course, the Nazis loved that Nazi flag, so then they made a mockery of it, made it a Kekistan flag. Yeah. It was supposed to be a joke at their expense. They liked it. They adopted it, and then the progressives and normal people only saw it as, oh, these are Nazis. So then it looks like this.

It really is a curb your enthusiasm. It totally is. You look at it. You're like, what? That's one of my favorite stories ever, by the way. Him getting caught for doing the crypto commercial. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And he's like, I don't know, man. They asked me to do it. In the commercial, I tell you not to do it. Doesn't that count for something? Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Why don't you just like not do it? Fucking anti-ad, of course.

Yeah, yeah. You're already so rich, Larry. You can just not do it. That's what's always so. I love the interview with him after the fact that I was well, like, I trusted friends who told me. to do it. I don't know anything about this. And they fucked me.

It's fucking crazy. He's so, it's insane that like, that's actually him too, you know? Yeah. Like, it's less of a character than you would assume it is. Like, George is still a character, right? But that's him. But then you also realize like, oh, not that much. Right.

This is you. You kind of suck. And you're funny. He's right, though. Not a lot of things, at least. He's not one of those freaks. If he was a MAGA guy, it would be so sad. He doesn't, he doesn't have the bandwidth.

What are you talking about? Larry David. Okay, okay. He's also an old Jew, you know? What do you mean? I mean? I can't imagine, like, an old-time Jew being like a fucking MAGA person. I can, I totally can.

Really? Yeah. I really can't. I mean, not distinctively. Because I feel like, not specifically. I feel like, Jewish people are always like, things. get too crazy.

And they're, you know, we're on the chopping block. If they have a lot of old money, then I can see them being maggot. Because it's not like they actually follow the ideals. We're like, oh, this guy's going to protect our money. Yeah, yeah. So there's that. I can't see them being like somebody that's like, like, I can't imagine a Jewish person being like a fucking magatars.

Like, yeah, I'm out here. I'm pro Trump. And it's like, nah. Like they actually, no. Speaking of retards. Uh-huh. Do you know, um, you know how Scott Adams died? Yeah.

Yeah. The Dilbert fucking guy. Yeah. He died of cancer because he couldn't stop taking Ivermectin instead of going a real doc. You saw the, okay. I need to look into that.

What are you going to bring up? The for the president, the White House thing with the freaking Dillbert next to Trump. I didn't see that at all. You haven't seen that? Oh my God. Can you pull it up?

I don't know what you're talking about. I was watching Jack's films. And then he put a picture of it up and it was like Trump with Dillberg. And it's like, what the fuck? Let me see if I get fired. Well, dude, what I was going to bring up was the fact that like there's a tweet from him.

I have a bookmark because I kind of, I want to wait for like a certain amount of time. to pass before I tweet something like this. I feel like no one cares enough about that. No, whatever. I just, whatever. You try, I want, I'm waiting for a good, like, for it to come up again. Got you like for it to be irrelevant.

Understood. But he says, like, I think, uh, if Biden is reelected, this is like from the original election in 2020. If Biden's reelected, there's a good chance you'll be dead within a year. Right. Uh-huh. So he tweeted that out and I, like, I bookmarked it because like, Trump got elected. And within a year, he died.

Oh he did So that's kind of awesome Like cosmically speaking That's fucking hysterical That is pretty funny In a cosmic sort of way Uh huh What

What? In a cosmic sort of way Yeah In a cosmic Sort of way yeah That is That's great That's poetic justice

Cause fuck that guy Fuck that guy Yeah Yeah I like that he's again Scott Adams Is type of person That should

The way that Even if I feel like he got You know His neck blown off people would be like oh yeah you know like oh it sucks there wouldn't have been like a no there wouldn't have been like a charlie Kirkland no way especially because like they would have been like he was dying anyway I can't believe they kind of did him a favor because he killed the cancer in that case that that's actually that that was a good thing I'm glad he did that it's a good

thing I just don't do you find the thing you were talking about no this is probably probably He probably had a dream about Jack's films. Yeah. You know, like... As he often does. Yeah, as he often does, being like, I'm leaving you for Lily and Jack's like, well, I'm married, so, oh, no. And then he kills his wife. And then he...

He goes like... When he died, they did this thing. Oh, my God. It's just AI. Yeah, of course. I love that not a single artist would have even thought to do that. Not a single real artist. I thought it was good.

I thought it was like... To AI them together. Look at this. Look at this fucking... I feel. disappointed. That's so dumb, I feel disappointed because I...

That's not even on model for Dilbert. Not at all. He's smiling. I thought... That's like, that's like Dilbert if he was in Fortnite. It is. It is. It is. It's like what they did with Peter when they made up.

What did you picture in your head when you told you that? Like, what kind of picture did you? I don't know. I thought like it would be like some homage. I thought it would have been like in the style of Dilbert at least. You know? I didn't think it would be like an AI. But like then I thought like, oh, that would be too artistic.

sound. I see. I was just thinking like Photoshop. I thought it was going to be like Trump in the Oval Office or something looking silly in Dilbert's there like, I thought it was going to be something that was actually worth to laugh at. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, worth pulling up in the middle of a show instead of- Absolutely. Not some

AI Slop. A. AI slap trash. It was supposed to be I saw trash guys. It's a joke. Whatever, man. Oh, I see. It's anti-comedy. I got you. It's like highbrows shit y'all wouldn't get it. It's highbrown. It's like up here and y'all like it. well look

what's what's been going on what is there we got a lot of questions obviously but like is there anything that's worth bringing up

outside of the fact outside of the fact that everything's collapsing yeah um does it always did you guys see that the in the house

a bill passed that if you don't use your your certificate birth name you are not allowed to vote what does that mean that means if you're transgender if you're a woman that leaves her husband

yeah that no longer wants to go by those names you cannot vote Yeah, more disenfranchising. Big whoop. It's not a terrible. It's not a terrible idea. Oh. It's like the spirit of it.

It's the spirit of it is correct. Yeah. Explain. Huh? Explain. I want you to go on further detail. That's my argument. I didn't see that.

Did that pass? Yeah. Passed the house. It's not done yet. Oh, well. It's probably going to pass them to send it to it. Does it even matter? Like, what's even the point of even

going through the fake bullshit of making anything. Oh, there's, there is, there is no point anymore. There's no point. Thank you, Rupert against Berk for stupid bitch. It's not taking so long to leave your fucking position. She really fucked up everything. You dumb idiot. You stupid stupid bitch. She really fucked everything up. You dumb old bitch. You dumb old woman.

You dumb old woman. I blame a lot of people. Oh my God. I blame that dumb bitch. I blame Obamna for not codifying anything. Biden. Oh, yeah. Biden for being old and All these, all these people that know that these usurpers have been trying to weasel their way and fucking had Mitch McConnell who's written a book about this shit like hey here's a long game back when he could

write back when he was actually coherent back when he isn't seeing death regularly and freezing it is pretty I love that we have multiple people like this in Congress it's crazy it is great that there is that there is not one but multiple videos of Mitch McConnell shutting down like windows in the middle of a fucking like thing what makes me so upset is that look I understand And I don't know. Anything. The finds and the goings-on of how the world works. You don't need to, apparently.

But the problem is that clearly this is wrong. It's like clearly it's wrong, bro. Come on. Why can you make, why are you out here making laws about computers when back when you were in school, they were segregated still? Like, what the fuck? That is insane to me. Kingston. Here's the thing.

Fuck you. Donald Trump was born. Donald Trump was born well before schools are integrated. That is crazy. It is insane. That is insane. All of our presidents, with the exception of Obama in my lifetime, have been born in the mid-1940s. Just fucking insane.

It's insane. It's bewildering, really. But like, I don't know, man. See, what you're missing, what you failed to understand, right, is that the dollar is collapsing. No, has. And big deal, big deal. It's over. We can say retard on Twitter now.

Yeah. And not get arrested. Yeah. Much like we always could. Oh, you know what we can do now? On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea.

The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it. which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever.

See, the things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story.

eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529. from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. We can drink whole milk. Oh, oh, finally. We can drink whole milk, Kingston. Don't you remember when the left made it so we couldn't drink whole milk? You remember that, Kingston? Oh, the whole milk being racist bullshit?

No, no, no, you don't understand. You can drink today in Trump of America. I could when I was... You can drink whole milk if you want. I could always. The radical left. Don't say that. No.

That's all I got to say about that. You can drink whole milk now. Be thankful. I could drink cream before too. Be thankful that you can drink whole milk now. You can drink whole milk now. Be thankful. Do you guys know the difference between whole milk and like 2%?

I genuinely don't. I don't like milk enough. I don't like milk in that content, right? It's like a percent. Yeah, it's like... It's a percent. Isn't it like genuinely is it like it's like 2% more fat? It's like...

Because think about it. If it was, let's say, 50%, it would be gelatinous. You know, it would be, I never like any of that. It would be, it would be even, like, let's, I'm just, 50% is insane. That's crazy. It would be closer to ice cream is what I'm saying. You know what I don't like, I just, I never got into 1% or 2% milk because what's the, what's the rest of it? Oh, shit.

It's, it's, it's, it's jilk. Yeah, so there's, there's, there's a, easy. What's jilk? You know what jilk is? No, no, no. Explain. So this is the problem. So the fat contents is milk, right? Right? So that's basically the M is for Mother Earth and fat is of the earth, right?

So Mother Earth, milk. Jilk. Do you know what you have to do to produce milk? No. You have to jack off the cow. So if you study old English like me, I'm a linguist, actually. I have a master's. I forgot to tell you guys that.

But I didn't want to do anything with it because I was like, this is too easy. Yeah. You told me, but I forgot to remember. Right. So we got you jack off of milk and then ye old jilk. Ye old jilk is basically what they used to call it. And then they were like, that sounds a little bit too derogatory because that was like common language. And so fancier people were like, we need to come with something better.

And came with milk. Which is of the earth. Mother milk. Oh. Oh All right We're gonna move on to questions Clearly nothing

That is the end That is the end of intellectualism right there It's jilk And then you have a whole expect People are like Interesting yeah What did you like respect Pearl

Just pearly things Even if she did something like that Instead of freezing More so than freezing Yeah If she just went up there And she just went up there and filibuster And said a bunch of bullshit

Made anything up At least give us to catch a pie to the face. Filled with what? Just regular. Are you talking about a pie from the bomb factory? No, no, no, no. This is just a pie.

They're bomb. Just a pie, like a banana cream pie. The entire, what the, because remember how much one crumb? One piece. What would the entire pie do? No. Somebody must have calculated this.

Yeah, it's definitely like, super autistic person. It's definitely like, at least a neutrino, you know? That's crazy. the fucking air in your city's gone and then it's hot. I'm gonna look that up. It's underwater, so.

It's still air. Yeah, but like, I mean, it just fills with water. Still air. Yeah, but like, it's not a problem for them. I don't think so. Yeah, fish are usually fine when they get nuked. You see when they launch nukes in like in the, in the Pacific underwater and the fish are like, oh, that's cute.

Yeah, they do that specifically because fish are immune. Yeah. They'd look at and they just, it's a quick flash. I'm like, whoa. Yeah. That's all they do. And then all the fish come up to the stuff over to say hello to everybody. Yeah.

That's why they're just waiting. They just stay there. Yeah, yeah. They're actually so impressed by it that they're like, wow, this is the most amazingly they've ever seen. I got to sleep. And so they sleep and then they float to the surface to catch some rays. And then they docked as little birds.

The birds is what the birds. The birds is ultimately what does the men. It's always the birds. They're doing everything. They're fucking, what are they? Wait, what is the conspiracy that what are birds? Oh, cameras, their drones? Yeah, yeah.

I like that one. That was so awesome. I wouldn't be surprised if some were, But to say all birds of drones is so insane. That's already wild. Like, no, like, I wouldn't be surprised. Like, that's, like, the perfect means to hide, like, cameras is birds. If, uh, like, it is.

If you, if you could build a machine that flies in the way that a bird flies, which we have not been able to do yet. Fuck, no. Which is kind of insane, actually, if you think about it. It's, but. It's not put there. It's it. Yeah.

It's like, it's like male birth control. Like, it absolutely. You know what I could see it. The money's not put there. The issue is, like, you could sneak a, if you were to, if you somehow were to make bird cameras, right? They would have to be in birds that don't really fly. Because those are the only birds that would be convincing enough to sneak cameras in. But if a bird doesn't fly, it's usefulness in having a camera and it is immediately kind of neutralized.

You might as well just have like a, you might as well just have any other cameras. I'm going to grow and just train it to like go and fucking on a on a on a bird. And just have it come back on what happens exactly in English to you. They probably could do it. You know what they say? What's the saying if you put tower? What's the saying? If you put an infinite amount of crows in a room with typewriters,

they'll write everything. Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah, they'll write everything. They'll eventually write everything that ever existed. They wrote your life story and you're like, this is, from what I'm reading right now in this book, there's a page left. Why is there one page left?

The crows is like, That would send me spiraling. Everything was accurate. Everything. And then like there's two pages left, max. Oh my God. And the point where we started it's already really bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait, the last page.

And you're at the looming phase of the book where it's like, it says it starts raining cars on me. Raining cars? What does that mean? How would that be possible? It's not. Well, so you're on a, you're on a, you're on a, You're on a highway, right?

And then, and then. Raise you over to fucking. It fucking. It breaks. Yeah. You fall off. You're okay. But the rest of the cars rain on you.

Yeah. And you only got to that part and you don't know what happens next. Yeah. Now all you have to do is stay away from them forever. Yeah, you got to stay away from highways. Do you think stay away from elevated highways? Do you think that kills you makes you got killed by it more? Or do you think that changes it?

If it's a movie. Like what happens? Movie. Movie rules do it. 100% do it. I think you could avoid it. if you knew if it was if if let's say fortune telling was real right and like but what if you're avoiding it starts making it happen more I don't think start if you start putting the pieces together these are movie rules that's movie rules but it's also like what are the rules do we got just in

if if if I if I send you to a fortune teller and they tell you you're going to die in six weeks right yeah and you come here and you tell me this and I kill you right now they're wrong what if I don't die what if I'm just in a really bad shape and then I'll make sure you're gone. There'll be no doubt, Kingston. Yeah. I promise. Those are the moments there's like, does something go wrong? And then I just like, that's why like learning when you die is not worth it.

It all it does is just ruins the rest of what being alive is. I mean, it could. Whatever, man. To me, the, the worst thing to do is to like say take out life insurances or something or have a policy on you. I think that immediately kills you. So it marks you to where you, you have. you didn't know. And then it's like the universe sets in stone that,

oh, this dude's going to die soon. He's going to die soon as soon as people know that there's that money around, they're going to plot to kill you. It's kind of crazy that's even a thing. Life insurance? Yeah. Yeah.

They used to say the same thing for organ, organ donors. Don't, don't. If you get into a car accident, you're an organ donor, they could have saved you. That literally happens. I know that there's been cases of corrupt hospitals

and establishment. On average, obviously, that's not. It happens enough for me to be like, yeah. It is the sole reason why I'm not an organ doing. It happens. It happens. And it has happened enough for us to hear about it.

Yeah. That means it's happened quite a bit. No, yeah, you're right. I remember reading about it. When I was in elementary school, we had to do a current events. We had to do a report every fucking week about something in the newspaper. And one of them, it's crazy. Oh, my God.

The amount of stuff that I read. At least they'd be like a little bit smarter, I guess. Because it would be like that war veteran I had to reach Eyes open But it'd be a little kid There's always some bullshit happening And it was crazy that she even let us do that

Because I would report on like horrible things I did report on a guy escaping a hospital That was like oh they were gonna harvest your organs type of thing And I'm like this is fucking crazy That's the only reason why human testing doesn't exist I mean it's the only reason why it can't exist Not doesn't but human testing? I guess like like human testing

You mean like like on the service Because clearly they do Yes but like not like widespread human testing. Right. The fact that it will, it will lead to people being like, hey,

out between the freaking hospital some cash, like, oh, this guy's dying. Well, let's put it this way. And it might as well go sign yourself

because you're dying already, right? Might as well, you have a unique blood. You have a unique genome. And it's like, yeah, but I was fine two days ago.

Not anymore. Not anymore. Dude, the way things are going, you know. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.

I have now put out an executive order to, he's not all about the money. I just recently put a $50 skin into Fortnite. That guy's like he can't be all about the money. Is that white guy? Every time he says that he does the meme where Trump says something absurd.

Oh, the guy who stands weird? Yeah. I saw one that was like, people kept sending me this one where he was like, it can't get any worse, can it? And he goes like, I just met with the profit of regret on the halo rig. It's more of an oval than a halo. That stance is perfect. He nails it.

It's fucking pilt. That tilt is crazy, man. That doesn't make any sense. I just met with the grave mind. Really good guy. I'm going to unleash the flood. It's, we're going to kill you. He might as well just come out and say it at this point, right?

Yeah. Do you think, like, at a certain point... On eBay, every find has a story. Like, if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show, your favorite band, ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then, your BFF started glaring it, which is cute,

until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See, the things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship. foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I think a lot of people would just be like,

yeah, kill us. You know what I mean? I mean, I'm like, even people who don't like and be like, fucking just do it. Well, I'm there. I want the rest of the world to take down the U.S. because I'm like, bro. At this point, yeah. We're, we're, uh, we don't take the

administration is ruining the rest of the world. And it's like, will you guys do something about this already? Yeah, what are we doing? Well, your NATO's cooked. Nato's, Nato's, Nato's. Well, there's, my end of this year, NATO's gonna be going on. They're plotting right now. Oh, absolutely. They're plotting. And I'm like, well, hurry the fuck. Yeah, hurry up, guys. Stop, like, what is this? You have my support. This is just fucking European bullshit is pissing me off. Like, it's time to fucking. It's time to also. They lost their coppers, I want. I want again. They haven't been able to bother.

Africans quite enough. I've lost their blood. Again, I want to reiterate that the capital of the United States is Washington, D.C., not New York City as movies and television would have you believe leave New York alone. Yeah, at least independent stay got it right now. They did New York, too. Yeah, but they, you know, the biggest tragedy was blowing up the White House. I'm like, okay, at least, you know, instead of like something.

Remember the same with the dog? What? Even the dog that escapes somehow? The dog that escapes an explosion does it just run to jump. I was like, get the fuck out of here. Look, like, oh look. Get the fuck out of you. It jumped into

another explosion off screen. That's crazy. Hey, you don't see that dog again. Yes, you do. Shut up. You do. You see that dog again. You don't.

You don't. You don't. You don't. You get some microwave. I just watched the movie four days ago for no reason. There you go. It's weird. It's weird that you did that.

Lily's Independence Day. Is it really? Mm-hmm. She's July 4? Mm-hmm. Damn. Yeah. Terrible.

It's terrible. Burnton as a Mexican. Terrible. They should have named her America. I didn't know what had been a good name for her. America? Because he's born for the July. It's a terrible name.

Her name should have been Declaration of Independence. Ah. She should have been George Washington as the president. Yeah. As a way better name. America, shut up.

I like the name of America. I think it should be 13 colonies. That's what the name should have been. Yeah. This is my longtime girlfriend, 13 colonies. Well, look. Whatever. Let's get into some questions.

Stars and stripes. Star Spangled Banner is a sick fucking name actually. What's? So our name's Star. What's? Captain America's special. Stars and Shrek, there's another one. What is it called?

Final Justice? Final Justice? Final Justice? Final Justice? Her name is crazy. I actually dated a girl named Justice. I knew a girl named Justice. I killed the girl name.

From where? Not from back? From back home? Oh, yeah. Okay. I was going to beg. I was like, oh, man. I don't know Californians.

Okay, good. I'll talk to the fucking people all year. Yeah. Justice was cool, man. was cool I mean I killed her yeah but uh that'd be crazy

I find out she's dead when they questioned me I'm like why you say this someone comes in through the window someone come to the window right now but they hit the banister part the middle the metal part hurt themselves really bad

that someone else comes in you know what you know what is that you just hallucinated at me basically you just like you just like what if this but like it had nothing to do with anything

because like they're coming in to swat him Yeah. Oh, okay. It was a fake laugh. I made myself fake laugh to laugh. Listen, disclaimer for the FBI. Hold on.

I didn't kill justice. As far as I'm concerned, she's alive. Does this have been dead for a while. We did terrorize the Chinese neighborhood because we were, you know, it was already bad enough that there was one black man in the, in the area.

When she came over, it was fucking like, it was like Godzilla was there, dude. They were fucking scared. I was trying to watch a bunch of Godzilla movies. They were fucking scared. scared, dude. Why? I don't know, because I was just like, I didn't watch a lot of them.

They're so fun. Like, the old ones are like, what do you got? Just like, so there were a couple that I was like, I heard good things about Shin Godzilla and I heard the good things about Godzilla minus one. Minus one's great. Those are good movies. Couldn't make it through either one of them. Oh, really? Yeah. Shit is a good movie, but it's like, Oh, the dub is the stuff. Well, the dub is bad, but I can't why. I don't know. I was not in the mood, I was not in the mood to watch like. If you're in the anime, the dub is, is fine, but I, it's, I don't like, anime on average and the way that they speak

and I'm talking about minus one specifically yeah they speak like anime characters yeah and I was like oh that's interesting and the thing about it too is just like I just I don't know I was like I wanted to see a monster do shit but I also was not in the mood to see like a a real movie a foreign film I guess like there's something about Godzilla that strikes me as like transcendent

like it doesn't feel like a foreign movie to me but then I watch it I was like oh yeah these are obviously Japanese movies well those ones in particular Japanese yeah but then it's just a bunch of people in boardrooms like being like how do we fucking there's a Monster, what are we doing? It's like, okay, I'm not into this at all. Godzilla.

I just skip to the Godzilla parts. Godzilla is more than just a monster, but it's not, you know? Like, it is more than just a monster. It's fundamentally. Like, no one's getting action figures of the main character of Godzilla, you know? Oh, yeah, not. Yeah, not the guy. Yeah, Japanese man number three.

The human connection. Yeah. Even though the American ones, I thought was cool. Minus one, I watched. It actually made sense. Minus one, I watched at least 30 minutes of the people, and then I was like, all right. It was the only one that was like,

I got the core of what's going on, and then I watched them do the sacrifice at the end, and I was like, okay, I got the arc. I just watched all the Godzilla parts. Like the Brian Cranston one with a kickass. Like, I don't remember, I don't remember what happens with them at all. No.

Minus one, I actually remember the human plot points because it actually, anything, well, for me. That's the kamikaze one, right? Yeah, anything that's a good angle. wars is usually, it's easy. It's easy. If you wanted to be a director, the best thing you should try to get on is like a war film because it's going to be received well.

War film or horror films? No, slave, slave plots. I mean, actually. That won't be, it's hard to shit on them even if they're bad. They are. Actually. Okay. If you want to get some Negroes awards.

Maybe you can do it. You want to get some Negroes awards awards. You get the fucking, you make them slaves. you make and then you the right Americans would be like yeah I feel so bad for that here's a war loop into the younger

here you're here's an award even though you're really talented actors in many other figures here you were a slave here you go I'm sorry I do remember my friend telling me about one of the one of the people that voted

in the Academy Awards voted for 12 years of slave out of importance but didn't even watch the film of course not so lame and I was like oh it's not all right because he was probably like I wish he was like

I wish it was back. Why would I watch a movie about this thing that I wish came back? The fuck? I don't think that's it, but hey, you know, it usually is the, what is it? The wildly on chair. The whitefield pandering thing. I will put money on this very soundly. About 25% of the population will be like, yeah, let's do slavery again in America.

I would say 25%. If it could be done truly anonymously, 100%. They'd be like, not 100%. But like a good 25% people would be like, yeah. You're saying you're 100% confident that it's 25%. They'd be like, yeah, why not? And it'd be a lot of black people too. I can maybe give you 20.

I don't know if I would give you 20%. 25%'s a little high. I think I will give you a concrete absolute 10%. I will give you like without a doubt. Yeah, without a doubt. I'm very solid. I think people would be like if they could do it anonymously truly. See, that's the thing when you're talking about anonymously.

If they get such a weird stipulation. Sorry, if they could, if there was a means to give an answer with no means of tracking it back to you, I think it would be like 20. But that's, I feel like that would be true of most crimes. That feels like unsurious. It feels like unsirious or it's like, oh, if it doesn't come back to me, then you can say a bunch of bullshit. Like, that's like most people. It's a hypothetical. I know what you guys are saying, duh, but like it's hypothetical if there was a means where you could truly get people's on.

Like if you could read people's minds. But I'm saying I don't think I don't think it matters because that stipulation is so like. Like, yeah, it's like I would steal a car. if I knew that I could get away with it. I understand it, but I'm only referring to the fact that still most things, quite frankly. I'm referring to the fact that if there was a means to get people's honest opinions where there would be

no way to tracking it back, a lot more people would admit that they would want to do this really horrible thing. Everybody supposedly stands against it. I don't know about 25. I'll give you 20. I'll say 20. I think 20. The scenario is solid. What about the scenario of just like, okay, we're actually going to, we're going to do a nationwide vote on this.

Right? And I don't think, I think a lot of people would tell them to be like, if they could find, I'm voting. I am voting. There is attachment to me doing this. They could find out I don't want that to be. If it could be done by some means that doesn't exist, yeah, where you can, they can vote and be entirely anonymous,

truly, like, because you're going to question them, right? Is this how you trick your watcher to thinking you're getting your steps in? No. I have no steps, effectively. Was that now what that notification was? No, it's the, what's the call? It's the move right. Make sure you get up for a million and move around. Oh, right. I always hated that thing about

That's why I stopped wearing mine You know He always tell me He's like get up I'm like No No Don't tell me what the fuck

I try to Like it makes me want to sit down Like even though I was about to get up In like two minutes anyway Now I'm like I think I might actually sleep Just defiant For no reason That's not even good defiance

It's a personality flaw for sure You think But I don't know It's not my fault You know it though It's not my fault Oh me was born this way Or something I don't know

Yeah it's like Madonna says. Does that song go? I want to write track. Baby, I was born. That was a frame one parry. You parry the N-word at frame one. That was the smallest end I've ever heard of my life.

That's crazy. I'm actually impressed. I'm trying to use the word less, and it's difficult. Yeah, I bet. It's difficult. Yeah. Difficult. Does your, doesn't your, like, alarm shouted at you every morning?

No. Lily made me change that. alarm. Oh, all right. She doesn't want to wake up hearing that word first time of the day. It'll bother.

It'll slip out of her in like a professional setting. She should let happen. She'll probably get promoted. She really won't get promoted. I bet you would. She really won't know you were. I didn't know you were chill like that.

Yeah, I didn't know you were based. Through the computer. Oh, man. I think you just say it. I don't know why she hasn't. I think just saying that word wants to understand how it feels on your tongue. You don't know why your Mexican girlfriend hasn't

shouted the N word is that what you're saying? Yeah, hard ar. Just said it. Not even shout it, just set it. I don't know. I think it's a word that is... You're just trigger. No, it's not going to work.

I've tried to be tricking a book. There's things you can do like reading certain things. She's already happened to her. She's never said the hard ar. She said the arm. She said this nigger before. She's never said the hard ar.

You should do that, you know, the box thing? Yeah. Like the boxes? That'll get it. Dog, dog, dog, dog. What's the one? Because they already did that.

I already saw an Asian. She put it as if she didn't realize she was doing it, which is clever. Yeah, it's clever, but I know that, you know, like, bitch, you don't have this is. But yeah, and I can't remember what it was that made it sound like she was saying it. She was already aware of that. She's already seen those memes. It's too late. I could have worked potentially if you didn't see the memes yet, but it's already seen them.

Damn. You missed your window, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, well, good. Maybe if you guys stay. I grew up and doesn't like saying slurs. If you guys stay together long enough, uh, maybe. eventually, you'll both go senile,

and then she'll just let it slip. That'd be cool. That'd be pretty cool. I think the way I can do it. Can we accelerate senility in people? Going crazy, you don't sleep. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it. which is cute, until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay.

And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you.

And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529. from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. All right, let's keep him, let's keep Lily awake. It's your duty now. To keep Lily awake for it, two years? Yeah.

You die. You die. No. Two years without sleep? That's a lie. Yes. Big sleep is just always saying. Big bedtime wants you to believe that if you don't sleep. Fucking sleep companies. They just, they're always, otherwise they wouldn't sell any mattresses.

Yeah, they're trying to actually, what it is, like they're trying to make you sleep because they understand that they don't have to. They can work all through the night. They can make all the money, you know,

they're taking an opportunity from you because you're a fucking idiot. And you believe that you have to sleep. Do fish sleep? They must, right? Yeah. Although they don't have big sleep drinking them. Yeah, So they don't have, because they don't have, they don't, there's no, there's no mattress economy in the ocean.

There's softer water to sleep on. That's a good question. Is it a good question? Kind of. What do you mean? It's a good question. I mean, it's a stupid question. But it's like, there's definitely different qualities of water.

Sure. So like, there must be water that's like more uncomfortable to sleep. I'm pretty sure clownfish sleep. I'm pretty sure I saw that in finding. Yeah, because they're fucking clowns and they don't. This guy just said, I'm pretty sure I just saw. that Nemo. That's what he said. I'm pretty sure I'm finding Nemo. They said they're lay living a menomies. I'm I don't want you to reference finding Nemo. What is this is this is

actual world shit. They live in anemones. What is that? That is true. Okay. But like what is why why is that? And I'm pretty sure they like they sleep in the nemenies. Okay. I'm pretty sure they have them like that's the reason why the symbiariation between them and the enemies exist. And you're basing that off of finding Nemo or real life? I feel like I've heard I've I remember this is a fine. That is true. That is. But I do remember looking into it when I was little and I was, because remember how when you were young, when you were interested on it, you would look it up.

Imagine. A bit of an algorithm just feeding it to you all the time. Yeah. Oh my God. So now I'm like, What a time, huh? I mean, I still kind of do it. Kind of is the key word there, though.

I still find things I enjoy and I look into it. But I do look into it on a place that is algorithmically based now. Yeah. So it is tampered. And it's just fundamentally less than it used to be. It's tampered. I do, I look into things a lot still.

But everything I enjoy. I'm not saying you don't. I'm saying it's less. you're probably less curious now is all I'm saying broadly yes I agree with that okay for sure broadly thank you for pushing back on that really minor

I'm not pushing back I'm just kind of like oh well listen do I look at things less and it's like I have to right because I'm not as interested in things I used to do that's all I'm saying damn that sucks I used to have so much wonder in eyes I used to care about shit

you want some more wonder in your eyes you want some more wonder in your life no are you sure and give it to you No. You want to know how? No. You're fired.

It's not one, dude. That's just... Find your way. Find your way. He's just different. Like he gets hit by a bus. Listen, we're going to read some... We're going to go to our questions over at patreon.com slash a snark tank.

Remember, you can go over there, ask your questions, get your name right at the end of the show, early access, add free, early episodes, all that stuff. One thing I do want to say is, like, our last episode, people really loved it. We were on fire because there was some, because I was listening to it for some clips again. I was like, damn, there's like a lot. There's a lot from that one episode.

I think the Hassan thing is pretty, it's pretty goaded. Oh my God. That actually, people actually like that. People loved it. Oh, cool.

That shit was dog shit. I thought, like, I thought it was fucking stupid. That's what I was like, I was like, oh, this guy,

he's, he's, he's, you, you were, you were pooing, uh, that bit.

And I was like, you know, I understand. People love Hassan being made fun of, I know. I'm like, it's, it's like a, whether you like him or not, and there's just something about like, you know, just punching at him a little bit.

Yeah, yeah. It's fun. People don't like that he's tall and good looking. People really hate that about him. There is the, it's funny. The, the, the, the, the, oh, cool. Do you see that?

Yes. I saw change colors and I was like, it gets happening. Just scrolled up by itself. It's a wee. Yeah. There is something, I know, I know that those, the shittier parts of the internet, they would never admit it but yeah

somebody being like tall dark and handsome upsets them what's crazy about that whole thing right is that like is I saw some some comments being like

oh man Derek said that there's an economy of people making fun of Hassan as if it was like not true like that's true it's absolutely

like it's not a defense of Hassan just to say that yeah people make a lot of money exclusively clowning like what do you mean Any any big creator There's an economy of making fun of Trump

It's like saying there's no economy for like making fun of Idubs It's like are you joking? Yeah Are you stupid? Like what do you mean? It's not even a big creator It's just an observation of like real the world Any big creator has a huge economy

But making fun of them Particularly progressive ones Particarily progressive ones Well there is the opposite They exist The opposite is growing a lot more now Yeah people are getting they're getting bolder The Rogan sphere like this is a whole economy

There's a whole economy on the Rogan sphere. A lot of, that is wildly justified. That is why entirely justified in the violence. They're making good money. They're making good money now. And by the way, I watched some of those videos

and I don't agree with all of it. Like sometimes they make a point where I'm like, I don't know about that. Yeah, I was even, actually I was watching, as a matter of fact, I was watching American Redact, I think. Yeah, yeah, that's the one I did. There was one that like,

some of the stuff he was saying about, like, I love making fun of Burt Crasher because he sucks. But some of the things this guy was saying that I'm like, I also understand what Burke Chrysher saying when he was, because there are people who are in the comments sections that are just saying crazy shit because that is fun. Right. Right. And they're just trying to bait you in.

And then the guy was saying the host or American Redact or whatever was like, I don't know. I think that they're, like he was saying like it's all like or mostly constructive criticism or they're saying something for a reason. I'm like, it's, this exists no matter who you are. Right. And what you're doing. And so it was kind of like, I would like you to add that to the It's a very broad way to look at it where it's just like You know for a fact that like a lot of you know for a fact that a lot of these people are bandwagon people Watch in the comments and if you're if you're leaving a YouTube comment in the first place Yeah you know either you're very positive

100% either you're very positive on it Or you're gonna be a fucking jackass Yeah there's no like nobody leaves a middling comment Right I've never in my life scene I've never my life seen a bit like comment Yeah this was good I guess Yeah Not too bad. Here's the biggest thing.

If, say, Burt Crasher is such a problem, why the fuck are you still following him? Right. It's just like usually if someone, I usually, I think fucking baseball is ruined culture, but it works like three strike rule for me. It's very easy. If I see something enough times where I'm like, all right, this person sucks. You know what I mean? One, two things you see, okay, that was a bad take. That was this, whatever.

But then it's like, all right, three is kind of enough for you're like, oh, I don't, I don't know if I really. fuck with this person anymore. And then I just unfollow them and then I forget about them. And it's that simple. For me, it's over time. It's overtime. scale thing. If I see somebody does something shitty when they're younger, I'm like, oh, you're a younger person.

We're all shitty when we're younger. Yeah, Chris Brown. Yeah, of course. But then, let's see again, like, if you do something again in two years, like, oh, it's kind of a habit. I can still enjoy what you're doing, but like, you suck. And then if you beat a woman for the fourth time, Chris.

For the fourth time. Maybe You just like being women, and women should avoid you now. Now it's outside of. Now, in fact, it's there for continuing to be around you. What I'm saying is also general. At a certain point, you got to be like, hey, some people are unlikable victim. Jesus Christ. It's true, though.

I'm sorry to say, he's like, oh, it doesn't mean you're not, you are not mistreated, but, you know, you can still be unlikable. Anyway, it's a wild. It's not. It's true. All right, all right. It's true. Cassie. Look.

No That sucks Listen man She lost so many great years That fucking monster dude Who? Cassie Oh I thought you said like

Pete Diddy Was P Diddy lost so many good years With that monster Cassie That gorgeous monster Cassie That gorgeous monster That a beautiful monster She might be mean

You don't know She doesn't mean She doesn't mean She's not beautiful It doesn't nullify one of the other things I mean I mean You're mean

You're not beautiful Because the only beauty that counts is on the inside. That's crazy. You should take your own life. Yeah, imagine. Thinking about suicide. That actually did relieve release endorphins. You're like, oh, not being

alive right now, actually, it feels like the only real break. The best way to convince people to stay alive now is just like, wait, you don't want to miss. The next season is fin to be late. You don't want to miss when he dies. you know that's very true like that's going to be a big deal i can't wait for that party it's going to be like a good sad face it's going to be so crazy like because like i don't think there's ever been

such a clear indication that there will be such an obvious celebration yeah literally since hitler it'll actually it will be since edda hitler actually like not quite i did i would normally say that that's an exaggeration i historically haven't seen any actual um footage of people like going ham for Hitler's death I never considered

to even look that up I don't think I know like the end of the war They were just making Israel happen Like it was more about It was more about It was more about the celebrating the end of the war I would imagine

Yeah like V day shit Yeah I feel like his celebration Like when Mussolini died There was I'm sure I literally Well that might be They were playing Mario party

With his body He got parade in the streets That's absolutely true yes Dude you see fucking toad outside of a car dancing Because you know there's going to be You know there's going to be like event Event spaces rented out You know there's going to be like a parade

You know there's going to be a block party It will happen It's going to be in really bad So much champagne dude Even though I'm going to get some fucking Chris style dude I'll yeah man It's going to be interesting

I'm going to go to the south There's so few reasons to celebrate anymore anyway So like, yeah, you know, let's do it. It's going to be interesting. That's true. We'll rent out of space. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Our friend said he's going to borrow his grandmother's big-ass house and have a party, remember? He was like, he's going to rent on his own big. The whole big guy is like, I'm having everyone over.

We're going to have a fucking celebration. Let's go back to Moist Critical as a place. Just take his place. Just take it? I was thinking more asking. He's like, hey, guys, what's going on, why is it? Why are there so even going here?

It's like you're not invited. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get him a tack dog. Okay. It is going to be a big deal. You know, I guess I'm just going to stay home then. Yeah, I guess I'll just stay at my... Even though ultimately there's still so much more... Like, it's not going to be the end of it. You know what I mean?

It's always going to be... It's still going to be like a lot of... It's going to be a struggle. There's JD and all the... At least the, um, the, the, the, the hardcore people that only care about the ideology. Right. At least they'll be like, well, J.D. is not MAGA. Right.

They'll try with him. And they'll try with him. He'll just, he won't be able to... No, I mean, like, it's just not going to work, but they'll try. They'll absolutely try. The problem is that... You're right. There's always...

There's always after it. Yeah, it's just like, but when you think about when you cut off the main head of the cult, the cult dispans. More often than not, for sure. Moral, yeah. So, like, if you've established yourself as, like, say, a religion versus, like, the difference is the size, really? Or, like, we haven't established this.

We have tax exemptions. We have all that stuff. Then, okay, you don't need a face anymore. Right? Like kind of like a Scientology. You don't need a face of Scientology anymore. But like just the MAGA thing, it's not at that level, right? It's just Trump is so charismatic even.

They just love looking at his face. He doesn't even do it. He doesn't even say charismatic shit anymore. They like when he just says bullshit and he rambles and he makes fucking dying noises. They like it. And so like, JD's not really, they're not going to do. No. And then we'll run ads about him talking mad shit about Trump backing.

Because right now none of that shit matters. But then once Trump's gone. I feel like some of them will actually be able to, like the veil will be gone and be like, oh, this nigga hated Trump. What the fuck? The problem is always after. That's where my brain goes. I got to wait and see what happens.

Now you have to like make it so that plant doesn't bloom again. And it's very possible. The problem is that no one does it because they're like, all right, cool. Let's give billionaires tax breaks, but like say we're not. That's why it's like Gavin Newsom. I feel like, bro, he can't be president. He cooked himself already. He lost all of the fucking progressive.

I don't understand his, he seems like he's too old school in the way that he understood the assignment, at least his team did. And then as soon as he goes on these podcasts, his own podcast, he, what did he talk to recently? Ben Shapiro, I think.

Who? I think he talked to Ben Shapiro recently. Gavin Newsome. Oh, yeah. And it's just like, whenever he goes on his own podcast, and then when he's, everything he puts out online

is completely different from what he's saying in person. And so I'm like, okay, so in person is just fucking kind of center right. He's a politician. So I'm like, bro, it can't, I hope that doesn't trick anybody. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I will though. He will. What's going to happen? Because he's a good looking, like, relatively good looking guy. He is. He's tall. He's good looking. He's smooth talking. The problem is right. So he's going to, whether we like it or not, the DNC,

you think he's going to be the nominee? The DNC is absolutely going to push him to be the nominee. I unfortunately think he's right. He's not going to win because no one's going to vote for him. Listen, you're absolutely right that. Here's the issue. They might after all this, though. Here's the issue. Between Gavin and JD Vance, for example.

It's going to be a bad show. I feel like Gavin. J.D. Vance has... He sucks too hard, dude. He's a pussy. I can't even imagine what the memes are going to look like if he's actually running for president. I think it's going to be the point where even old people are going to be like, is that JD Vance on stage?

Because they're so used to seeing the bald guy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, curly hair. Like, is the issue is like, if they're on the debate stage together, people are going to be like, oh, it's J.D. Vance and a president. You know what I mean? Like, Gavin Newsom looks like he was designed.

Like, he looks like the character design of like a president. He does. So, like, it's just kind of like. That's the big guy. And I think, here we go again. Yeah. Because then it's just like, it resets. Kind of like less than an Obama,

obviously because there was still everybody at least felt hopeful in change. With Gavin they'll at least feel comfortable and then he's not going to do anything. Exactly. It'll be the same. It'll be the same shit that it's always been. And then the incumbent, you know, like, I think very likely, this is very possible. I think J.D. Vance is, I think he has a chance of winning because of how unlikable Gavinism is. That's possible too. I think that scares me more.

I think either or is possible, but like it really, I really think all this is crumbling. so quick that I actually think by the time by the time that's even an option I don't think that it'll be like let's just let's get back to the war it's kind of like the Biden vote right nobody liked Biden really like nobody cared fuck no it was just about like let's just can we

can we get past this fucking psycho can we just have a little bit of normalcy can we just have a little bit that that'll be him that's the problem where it's like I think Gavin would win if it was if it was JD and Gavin I think Gavin would win because there's so many people even on the right right now that are that are taking they're embarrassed they're taking the stuff off their trucks and

shit they're like oh this dude they lost they lost the qanonan shaman man that's kind of that's that's that's a crazy that's a turning point that's a turning how do you lose that guy like he's so balls deep into it and then finally he was like oh the only thing that i genuinely cared about was getting the epstein files released and they are actively fighting against it my brain cannot compartmentalize that I have to abandon this movement. And it's like, whoa. I think Republicans are at an all-time law perspective, but I think like always,

unfortunately the progressive party, it's attached to the liberal party. So we like we always are very likely gonna fuck ourselves. Well, I think I think it's incompetent. Like it's always been, I don't want to vote Democrat at all. But unfortunately, I have to. Yeah, you have no choice.

Exactly. I'll be forced to. I have to. I don't want to. I've never. Ever since I saw Obama not doing anything about saying, like, I was like, oh, I'm out. I log out of this, this team. Unfortunately, I have to do something.

I've logged out most of the time because in the principle, at a principality. Exactly. Because I'm like, first of all, I already know who's locking up the California vote. So it doesn't fucking matter to me. Me voting. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting. bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. And, you know, in that and knowing that. I think, I agree with you that. Our votes. California is never going to turn red. So our votes. We'd be dead before that happened.

Our votes don't matter relative to the city, like the place we are, but I think voting really matters. Sure. I think you have to. I think you should vote. You should. I think you should vote. So are you talking about like the act of voting?

You should. I actually think you should vote in your midterms, moral, I would say. Absolutely. So my, so, you know, I'm talking about local. I'm talking about presidency. I did not say anything about. No, no. I was referring to.

I was agreeing with Chris. I think you should always vote. I think I think because you're a black man, you have to vote. I think, are you talking about, so are you saying? Me? I'm not a black man.

No, I didn't. Of course not. Are you talking including the presidency? Yeah, I think you should vote. Yeah. Like,

just as a feelings and symbolism or something? Yeah. Because the fact that that right wasn't always awarded to you. I think that's why you should always vote. That is my main reason why you always. You think like women and everybody, like anyone who didn't have the right to vote automatically should do this. Even if you don't vote for something that has impactful,

you should vote. If you are absolutely discussed in the system, you think they should keep capitulating. You should keep propping it up. You should at that moment vote for the people that represent you best. And what if none of them do? I think someone does. I think they might not be a... So the president that is not doing anything for my people.

They might not be a functional vote to increase or sway anything, but there is very often people that would... That would vote for you. Or maybe not the president. Maybe not the presidential vote, because that's not the only going to happen at the time. I'm going to be real for like two seconds. And then we got we got to do some questions, right? I think I'm going to be honest. I understand where you're coming from.

Or do your studying and right in the ballot, which is another thing you can do. I completely understand where you're coming from. I get that aspect. But also I would like to tell people like that that I think you've been tricked. This is my opinion. Into keep voting for the system instead of abstaining from that and be like, no, we're not doing this. We're going to get real people in. And so because it's kind of like people.

have like a vote blue no matter who um you know you got it you got to vote for you like there's always this type of mantra that you have to do it and i think it keeps propping up the district i think you are right i think i'm i am the me and the league in these arguments all the time directly where it turns it to the idea where it's like you can't you can't change the game if you keep voting for the same game you know if you keep getting up if you keep grabbing the control of the play mario party even though you don't want to play anymore you're still playing mario party the end of the day yeah and i agree with that. But that's the reason why the voting ballot allows you to write in people that represent your vote more. If you do your studying of your voting people that were running,

you can write in people that more often than not have that. But you are still voting. It depends on who gets through is the thing, right? Ultimately. Because Mom Dani went through. Yeah. And he's fucking killing it. Mob Dani. Mombani is a prime example of actually real people stepping up to the plate because that's the biggest problem that we're having. There are too many, I'm going to say there's too many cowards that are just like like say even I've been saying this a lot everywhere even commenting it

because I wanted to plant the seed in other people's minds too I'm like go harass Kyle Kalinsky for example the way that you saw how he harassed Michael Knowles is exactly what we need in Congress and I'm like Kyle stopping a coward you know you need to run same thing with like a John Stewart

John Stewart is considering it obviously I don't know that that nigga should just run for president but like this is what's saying he's considering it it's clear that He's considering. He's flirting with it. The idea is that I'm like, you know you need to do this. There's these people that are very comfortable that know that they're in a position where they can really change things. Mom, Donnie is someone where he's like, there's a good chance that I can get shot in the

fucking face right now. And I'm still going to do it. That's why Zoran ran. Sure. He's a young person. He's like, well, I got so much time left to live. Why don't I try to do this? And I know this is, I know this is, he's clearly, I'm sure he's that piece that he could

be shot and killed. that is a hard thing to compartmentalize. So I understand the fear of some people that are like, I don't know, they might try to kill me if things get too crazy. But I'm like, study Mom Donnie because they have not killed them. And that act,

I'll be honest, that kind of surprised me a little bit. When I was in New York during the election, I was like, while they were doing the voting, I remember thinking like, I wonder, man, because it's kind of dangerous for them, you know?

Yeah, I was there. I was there I was there in the week after I think they know though That it's just like it'd be too It would be too But then I like But then who would do anything about it

I think in New York I think I don't know about New York I don't think you could do that in New York Yeah And not get away with that And not get taken apart Yeah Cuomo would have been eaten

I think probably by like fucking people from bed stye The problem The problem The problem that comes to this right Like I agree like Even though like Praise of Zoron for the

For him Clearly being on the progressive side I think He's still a Democrat at the end of the day for me. No, I disagree. I would do because he's actually doing things. No, no, no, no, no. I agree, but he is still a Democrat. He is still a social. I guess what do you mean by that? In the sense that he had to say likely to even get a chance to be voted in. Well, yes. I don't know if that. I don't know what do you mean? Because for me, I just I don't. I'm so anti-democratic party now. It's right. But like what is because of the Democratic Party. We, we fail because of the Democratic Party. Sure. That is why we never get any landing anywhere. But I do, I do respect seeing a Democrat with clearly the,

the good parts of the Democratic Party being there. Functionally, the person that you would want to vote for anyway would be functionally a Democrat anyway. Technically. They would have to be, right? Technically, yes, not functionally. Theoretically, theoretically.

Functionally, absolutely not. Technically, yes, though. Like, they would have to be a Democrat to even be allowed in this two-party system that exists. Yeah. But functionally, they would be functioning as progressive, which Soran is for the most part. Yeah, yeah.

That's where I get it from. Which I'm like, yeah, I'm all down for you. It blows my mind. You're still in those rooms with those people. If all Democrats became progressive, then you wouldn't have a problem. Oh, hell yeah. Then I'll get some of a Democrat again.

Yes. I see. Okay. But they're not. I understand that. Yes. I've said that for years that we've got like a, it's like Republican or a Republican light ostensibly.

Not fundamentally necessarily on certain things, but like I mean, it's you're Republican, but you don't. You don't care that people. You don't care that people are gay, really. You're like, you're okay. You like the idea of like free health care, but you're not really going to care to do anything about it.

You understand. It doesn't offend you. It's literally slightly off center to the left. You understand. Or just Republican from that moment. Right, right, right. You understand universal health care is the rest of the world has it, but you pay for Israel to have it.

You're getting enough money. You're getting kickback. You're getting enough money to not do this. We pay for Izzy to have. I don't want to think. about that right. That is crazy. That is crazy. First question. Let's get on some questions. Oh, this is somewhat... I brought up to my cousin and he was like, he was like, yeah, I know. I know. Yeah. Next question. Anyway, feral, sentient penis barking at Bryce Dallas Howard,

Rodden. Amen. Bryce, I don't remember who is that? She was in Twilight. What? She was in, um... She? She? Twilight? She was in Twilight? She was in Twilight? She, yeah. Price? Bryce? Bryce Dallas Howard? Yeah, the Redhead. Redhead. She was in the Jurassic Park movies. The worst one. The new ones? She was in, um, what you call it?

I don't know her. Everybody about the new ones or old ones. She was freaking Gwen Stacy in fucking Spider-Man 3. Oh. Really? Yeah. Is she a hot person? She's got a big old ass behind her for, for a random white woman.

Okay. Oh, okay. All right. God bless. Anyway, this guy writes saying, it says, hey, taint ticklers. I'm sure you guys have seen or at least heard about Kyle Kalinsky's and Anna Kasparian's respective debates. Watching Kyle call Knowles a cuck and Anna tear down Pearl with some of the funniest

debates I've seen in a while. Seeing the reaction to the Pearl debate made me realize that not many people know that she used to be a low effort React YouTuber who slowly got red-pilled by her audience. I did not know this actually. Poor bitch. Did you know this? I know. I watched a documentary on her.

There's a documentary on her. Well, I would say a documentary. It's like, sorry. Yeah. It's not a video essay. It's like I wouldn't even call it a video essay. Because, you know, it wasn't like it's like it's like a documentary.

It's just low. grade. It might have been like a, and I don't mean, I don't mean low grade. I mean, it's not high production. Sure. So it might have been like a turkey or a Jay Aubrey or something. It actually might even be Jay Aubrey if I, I, let me just verify that. Yeah, that might be right. But I didn't know, oh yeah, because I think he did videos on her. Yeah. I don't, yeah, I didn't know anything about that. Um, sounds like Jay, shitting on a piece of shit. But anyway, he says, but yeah, so it used to be a low effort React YouTuber. Um, Pearl even invited her black friend at the time in some videos just to show her videos of why she doesn't deserve rights to convince her

to be red pilled too it's fucking awesome i don't know if this person knows that's what i tried to do you i try to convince you to be right winger remember i don't know if that would work i don't know if this person i don't know if this person that's riding and knows like say even before that she was just making content about she worked in like an office or something or a printing store or some shit weird and then she'd be trying to make parodies oh no of like like i think she was doing like a it even been hotline bling or something. Oh no. And then she was trying to like incorporate like printing stuff into it.

It's the worst thing you've ever seen. But that's this. I'm excited to see it. But that's this innocent content though. It's like. It's interesting content, but now it has a different connotation. It's like Buff Correll, right? Like Buff Correl, right?

Of course. Yeah, we all know Buff Correl. The goat. The goat. The biggest peaks of content viewage ever. Like I've never seen valleys like that. Where it's like, oh, 87 million 413. Yeah.

It's like, he puts them out so regularly, then one will get caught in the algorithm, do like 100,000 views. Who's making numbers early COVID, bro? Making, he probably made so much money over that period of time. Can I tell you something? I bet he made nothing. Really? I don't think he's monetized.

I bet they all got copyright struck. I bet he saw none of that. It's a Jay Aubrey video. Oh, yeah, Jay Arbery video. Like over two years ago. God damn. Yeah, I don't know. anything. I know very little about Pearl because I just like the manosphere. So I don't know,

man. I just, you're too old. I just don't care. You're too old, dude. Yeah, I'm 32. You know, like I don't. The manosphere. The manosphere is something like it like, it's like when we were 14, 15, 16, especially where we grew up, it, it had a chance. Maybe. But I don't think it. I asked 18 years old when you already like, I kind of know what's right from wrong for the most part. They didn't have a chance on me. I don't think I could have. I think I had a chance. I think it had a chance. but I think I was raised by women and I'm a black man You know

It just not logically So I was too late I was just always aware that like It just none of it made sense You can I don't know man I just never understood The ideological perspective of it

I think you can have You can have issues with women Right That's fine But like you don't have to be Like to centralize your whole personality around And then generalize

I've never been able to do that Because it just doesn't Because I know my mom Yeah that's a thing like aunts and sisters. What do we like what do we and nieces? So like what do you mean?

I was already like oh I knew understood women too early. Just logically would you think of look at these single ass dudes trying to give you advice about women. How the fuck does that work? How to find how to find a good woman video essay by a 43 year old rapist?

And it's like well what do you do? What is this? I think about that. I could never have worked. For me when I was young, I was, I would just realize, like, oh, what would be the problems I would see from men and women? Like, what would I see directly? I would notice it what would I see.

It's like, oh, women get called bitches. Isn't bitch not good phrase to call a woman? Yeah. Oh, women, women are more often the ones raising children by themselves. Hmm, interesting. Like, just stuff like that where I was like, why? Then why? Like, oh, I know my grandmother.

My grandmother is a good woman. Yeah, yeah. I know my aunts, good women. And it's like, from that moment, I was like, this is just doesn't, sure. This isn't going to take on me because I already have women. I respect. Yeah. Maybe if I had my dad around probably, it would have been like, hey, this shit.

Fuck women entirely. But I was like too late. I was like, I was raised by women. I see women be strong all the time. So I was like, it doesn't work for me. The chauvinist stuff just never took with me. The male feminist stuff never took with me either. Like it just like, it strikes me.

It strikes me insane. Male feminism. It's just generalized. It's not sustainability. You're trying to like do a gimmick and that's not. And they're like, oh, why am I still alone at the end of the end of the I'm like, those guys are alone too because that shit does not keep women around. They just keep people around in general.

Male feminism was different from me a little bit because it was like, it was like, I understand. Well, the thing for me was like I always saw, like there were people who were like, I would see people like make a show. Make a show of it. Oh, performing nature. And it's like this before like, oh man. Yeah. It's so horrible, you know, and I'm just like, I know what you are. What do?

What are you saying? You're getting it to attract. You're a guy. Performativeness is. You're in New York. Yorker. So that's why. I think for us,

I don't think that's it. Performativeness is a thing that gets you, it gets you attacked in New York. Evidently not because Trump made it through. He's a performative for the other, for the different, not the people. That's why he's performing for the,

he's kind of a penguin-like figure, isn't it? He just, he's just, I don't know. He's for the corpos, but the thing is that he's from New York. People are like,

oh, this nigga sucks. Mount Gore for a company that worked for him, and he never got paid for it. Oh, Yeah, that's the thing. It's like, oh, yeah, this guy's, oh, the Trump towers, they fucking suck, but they took up, they took up a bunch of time, like space in the city and much of money. Like, we already knew who that guy was already. Yeah. I don't know. It's just always been clear to me that nothing is, nothing is as simple as like that delineation. People, people aren't simple. People aren't simple. It's an idea to make people simple is always been like, that doesn't work. People aren't simple, but some women don't deserve rights like Casey Anthony, you know? She doesn't deserve freedom. I can say that. Absolutely not freedom.

You have no freedom. Do you have rights? You shouldn't lose all your rights with your freedom, but you should definitely not be walking around. Maybe lose some of them. She should not be walking around with the ability to be able to have children again. She should have got that taken out then.

That's crazy. No, it's not. It's not. Repossessed. It's not because she went to party. What the fuck else right should she have if she doesn't have that right? No, she should be able to breathe and stuff, so. You know, she should be able to, like, exist.

Breathing isn't alright, is it? Yeah, for now. What's even right? I mean, it's all pretended anyway. Yeah, everything is fake. It's society, but, you know. Yeah, it's whatever the Constitution dictates. Well, not anymore, but you know, it's supposed to be.

Yeah, man. Remember when it says people purposely? Oh. And they ignore that. Remember that little bit of it? I didn't get to the question part of this. He has a whole preamble. Okay.

But, like, my question is this. Is there now a prominent political or political adjacent figure that you've known of a long before they got famous and saw that they sucked from the start? I don't really, I don't really know. I don't think I know. I don't think I know. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I guess Marjorie Taylor Green's a classic one. Well, I mean... Well before, we were like, this bitch, in 2015, I was like, oh, this bitch sucks. Was she around then? What was she doing?

She was just fucking, worming her way into fucking rooms I just shouldn't be into? No, I thought she was... I thought back in the day she was like the J.D. Vance type thing where like she was talking against Trump back in the day. I mean, yeah, but she's. Does that matter? I mean, kind of.

Right. I guess. I guess it kind of matters because of the question. The question is like if you saw it coming. I mean, did you see that coming? Not as I guess. I'll be straight up. I didn't, I did not see Tulsi Gabbard coming.

Oh yeah. She got. She got. She played us. That's hot. That's probably why. She was hot. She was that fucking streak.

She was, she had the little streak in her hair. She was, I wouldn't even say she's hot. She's, when you're looking at like politicians, you know. She's hot for a politician. Yeah, that's what it really is. She's pretty fucking up there for a politics. That's what it is. I tweeted at her once.

I fucking while now. I got her to like one of my comments. I tweeted at her directly. I did multiple times, I'm sure. Some vile shit. And I was like, I can't be putting that on fucking Twitter. No, I was just remembering. I was just like, I interacted with her.

And I was like, I got it. I got it. I got it in. Send her a dick, my foot's in the door. This ruined it. It'd be like, yeah, nice. This was before. But that was before when she was totally all of these fucking, it's crazy when I think about like 2017, 2018, a lot of people from that time like Andrew Yang, Tulsi Gabbard.

And there was a lot of people who were from the TYT. A lot of people around that same time that were progressive. And then they're just completely the opposite. Yeah, it's funny. Dave Rubin. Jimmy Dore. What happens. You know, my favorite is, my favorite is Brianna Wu.

That was the funniest one. to me. That one's like, dude, come on. You ran for fucking, what's he ran for Congress or something? And she was talking about how, like, we need to drop rocks from the moon. Do you remember those? Oh, my God. Fucking completely psychotic. She's so fucking stupid, dude.

She was stupid from the, but that's like, she was like, what you would call now, like a, like a super woke person. Right. You know, back in the day, she made this fucking game. She made this game about, like, a trio of women, and they were like, it was really ugly. It was a fucking heinous looking

game. I can't remember what the fucking, I can't remember what the name of it was. Three women, one game, only women. That's crazy. No, but dude, like, it was an ugly looking game. It fucking sucked. And she said, like, all this, uh, everybody hates the game because a woman made it. Yeah. And it's like, no, this is just subjectively shit.

Yeah. Um, it really has nothing to do with. I didn't even know she was trans until, I don't like trans people, but this is not why I hate this. I just thought, I just thought she was like, just like, you know, unattractive woman. I had no idea that like, she was, trans until she made it public. Like I was like how the fuck?

Because first of all, she doesn't even have like, you know, the crazy transvestigators. The transvestigators that they look at people that have crazy jaw lines and shit. She just has like a pencil frame. Like, you know, like there's nothing to me. I'm like I've seen women that look like you. She's absolutely it's a condoroga number two. Yeah, there you go. And so it's just like, oh, I've seen women like you all the time.

I literally didn't know you're in trans until you were being like, oh, they hate me. because I'm trans. Yeah, no, you're just dumb. No, you just suck. It's that simple. And your game is bad. You're also trans, but also like, I don't like you before that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You could be, you're also a bad person. Do you ever? Right now, and obviously she's a grifter now for the opposite. And it's just like, well, you know, crazy. She needs some money. You know, there are people like that. I remember early, uh, sort of like Blair to. Dave Rubin sort of,

Dave Rubin didn't surprise me necessarily, but it caught me off guard somewhat. This is like when I first met him, I remember it being like normal, but they were like, there were, I remember like when I went to his house to do the, the show. There were people there and I remember being like, why is this fucking freak here? Like, why is this fucking loser? It was like one of the Weinstein people, not the Harvey. What is, what's the fucking? Oh, Eric.

Yeah, the guys who, they dye their hair with like fucking printer ink because they're afraid of getting old. One of them, they're like, one's a professor. One of them fucking sucks off Ivermectin. He swears by it. And I'm like, you're intellectual. I love that they dye their hair. Yeah. They got the printer ink.

It's fucking ridiculous. Just because the seething specter of death is knocking at their door constantly. I can't remember. One of them's names is Eric. I can't remember the other one's name. Eric and fucking, no. Eric, Eric, too.

Who fucking cares. Who gives his shit? Yeah, they would go on Joe Rogans and shit. You know what we're going to say? I'm going to say something controversial. Fuck the Weinsteeds. The whole ilk, bro. That whole line.

That whole clan is good. How do you have two completely separate Weinsteins and they both suck immensely? Dude. That's wild. I've never met a single. Problematic. Weinstein, huh? Weinstein, eh?

Weinstein, eh? Yeah. Do you remember Dave Rubin started selling, I think he was selling shirts or at least he was using this. The last Jedi came out. Oh, my God. And then he started calling himself like the last liberal. Yeah. And like that was the whole stick.

That was when I was like, all right, fuck this guy. Dave Rubin. That's great. I want to call him gay because he's gay, not because he's gay. You know, it is annoying that he's actually gay. He's a homosexual, but he's also gay parenthesis's derogatory. Yeah. Yeah, he both.

You know, he's both. I don't know, like, call him the F word. He's gay and he deserves to be called that, but not because of the sexuality thing. Right. It's because his behaviors that are very, F word-like. If you want to differentiate, you say he's gay and he sucks dick. Yeah. And then people understand.

Like, oh, right, right, right. I need to go more bombastic. I need people to like question if I'm like homophobic or not You want to dance that line I get it It's like it's a lot of hate there I don't know where it all comes from I just love if you ever want to feel better just go read Actually I haven't even seen him online

But go out of your way to find him if he's still active Go look at his comments section Because I'm sure it's just full Republicans Like in Maga just calling him gay You know Because even though he caters to them They still just call him gay all the time But you remember when he got his uh

What was they? What did he? Adopted or he had surrogates or something? And they were so mad. Your little gay sperm was going to make gay little babies. You stole that baby from a woman. I'm like, that's not. Wait,

so a woman agrees to a surrogacy. And then that's, since you're going to now take care of the kid, you stole it. I will say, dude, surrogacy is fucking psychotic. It's wild. Like, I can't imagine. Just the experience. I will say, I'll just say, this. The experience of pregnancy seems so

horrifying that like I can't imagine I don't people that have done it planned. I can't imagine like a lot of money. Well like it's not necessarily the money although like I guess it is to me I just look at that experience. I don't get paid enough also from what I've known about surrogates they don't get anywhere like 10 bucks anywhere near enough like I know from like a range of How much do you pay a woman to have your kid probably like $16?

I wouldn't do that with it maybe like 20? I don't exactly want kids so I mean I'd be like yeah you're the wrong person to even think about this so someone is like they want children. First of all you want to ask a woman, it's like, hey, do you want children? Would you even consider doing a surrogacy for how much? I know it's usually five figures, but, you know. From what I know it's like maybe, five figures? I've heard from $30.

I've heard from $50 and then five of any of my toys. Yeah. Any of my actual. A few of my toys. 75 cents. So like only three. 75 cents and three venom is one Spider-Man. Cracker Jack's ring.

Ooh. And the little book that comes in it too. Yeah. No, I'm not giving that book away. Yeah, that's crazy. Fucking crazy? We're not an empire here. Yeah.

We're not going to give away the book. I could, that sounds, it sounds insane. It just seems like nine months of work, and then you go through an excruciating thing, and then, and then it's like, okay, bye. Like, it just seems like, well, it doesn't need to be excruciating, though. You have the, the people who want to be all natural and they don't like drugs. I can't imagine it's not being excruciating. I feel like it's more excruciating. Nah, you numb yourself.

You don't feel anything. Oh, sorry. I was thinking the opposite. I was thinking the opposite. Well, like the excruciating part, you're talking about like the carrying the baby? I thought I'm talking about like this going, having a baby fucking raw dogging having a baby. Yeah. I thought you were like the opposite.

That's why. Oh, no, no. I was saying like the part where you're saying like, like delivered the excruciating part. I was like it didn't have to be. I think it the excruciating part of it is more about like like eight months of suffering. Okay. Like the whole process. Like the whole process.

I wouldn't say suffering, but it is, it is. What is it's glee. Uncomfortability for sure. It's uncomfortable. I want to say suffering. That feels like a, that feels. It is really violent. If I made you three months pregnant right now, like I snap my fingers and I made, and you were three months pregnant, you would be fucked up.

You'd be fucked up in all sorts of. You know what I'm mostly terrified? Where is it coming out of? I don't give a shit. That's where I'm mostly terrified of. Who cares? I do. I'm pregnant now.

Yeah, you would, right? It's scary, right? Isn't it? It's scary now. Imagine thinking that for nine months. Can we knock them out and give them a uterus? Yeah, we'll do it. That's insane.

We'll get the vaudeville crowbar to come up from off screen. Backing in the head. Wack you. We get our donated, um, our, our, uterus donate I got a guy You can supply us with some uterus Yeah

His name is pussy Pussy Supplies Uterus I got a truck I got a truck for a I got a truck for a little Uteruses here

What do you want me to park What do you want me to do? Perfect Put him in the fridge Put him in the fridge I don't know if I know I know one person personally That has done it three times

Surrogacy? Yeah three times They've done it three times How old are they? She's 33 now Fucking holy shit Wow She's been

Did she, is she desperate for money? Is this gaps? You get paid a lot from it. What happens is that a lot of, a lot of Hispanic people have it done. Why? Because of the fact they want their children born in America. So they have people have their surrogacies here. Oh.

And like the ones that they're in Mexico. Like they're in Mexico. Wait, I don't understand. They agree to surrogacy. I don't understand. And then the child is born in America. They come and retrieve the child in America. It gets this American person and then go to Mexico.

The child has the ability to come here later on as a citizen. I'm sure what you're saying is right. It just, it's confusing. You're saying so somebody, there's a, there's a, there's a one. woman or a person in Mexico, agrees to have a surrogacy with an American citizen? Yeah. The American citizen that carries it here and gives birth to the baby here. Okay.

And then how does that help the... Because then the parents come to America for whatever means they'd be coming to America, usually like through vacation, X, Y, and Z. Yeah. And then when the child is born here, they retrieve the child here from the surrogate parent. And take it back to Mexico? Yeah. So then later in the future, the child can come to America

for our opportunities are available to the child in America. like later on in their lives. So it's just for the citizenship for later? So why can't they... It's a wild investment. Why can't the, for example, because, you know, under the rules... Imagine doing all that and then America crumbles in a year. It's like, oh, man!

Under the rules, you just give birth on American soil and then the kids, the American citizen. No? I don't know. Usually it probably comes to some of the complications of birth. I'm assuming as well to. Trump's trying to rescind that, right? Yeah, of course. Because that's literally the only caveat, the only requirement.

the only requirement of being a citizen is being born on that soil. I'm assuming it usually comes from the idea of that like some sort of means of resources or the idea of just not wanting to be able to conceive themselves. Yeah, so I don't know. Sounds interesting. I would have to look into it. I would have to look at her. I'll ask her again directly like all the information about it.

I'm like, hey, bitch. That's crazy. Not that you're, since I know you're a fucking pussy peddler. I want to know what she goes to. Damn, three times and she's early 30s, huh? Yeah. She did it when she was young. She just like a few years break between each one.

of them. That is a wild thing. You get paid a lot of fucking money to do it, man. It just seems that's, that sounds tough, man. I don't think it's enough. I personally don't think it's enough money. I mean, it wouldn't be enough for me. What is it? Chris, fat-ass gun. It's so stupid. It made me fat. That's terrible. That's heinous, man. I love how it just rolls off the tongue. Chris, Chris, fat-ass gun. You really did just make me fat. It could have just been fat. Fat Ray gun

Fat gun Fat gun But fat ass That really threw me off I'll read your I'll read your question You're good fat man And then you should

You should be a fat piece of shit I would hate that You know you should do it You'd be short and fat And that wouldn't be That would be good I wouldn't be great I'm gonna give you some of my fat

You good You good with that No What if I just Transfer to you right out through it too What about this touch to And you fucking got I lost like maybe like

Fucking pounds of fat on to you I'd be so fucking fear I would find You wouldn't be able to. With your new build, you'd be fucking useful. You'd be too tired. You'd be useless. It'd be useless.

You'd be almost all your body would end fat to you. And I'd be not just become more limber. And I'm like, you're just my shouldn't do this right now. Kingston, you're... Whatever, man. You're fucking Digimon. I would... I don't know if I could do it.

I don't know if I could handle it. I think you wouldn't be. It's like me losing a bunch of weight instantly. It'd be like, holy shit. I'd probably be floating. Well, you've been. I've never been fat. That's true.

It's about time. How about you eat Gus's every day? It doesn't work. It doesn't work already. I already pack in an unreasonable diet. Well, it's probably unreasonable but not. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan. Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

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It's probably just kill him, though. Then before he gets fat, he'd die. How many calories did you eat on average when you're boxing? 3,100. So, yeah, we're doing it. in 5,000. That's fucking great. That was hard for me to do. So?

What you got to do? So. That's such a disregarding statement. Because I may be like 1,300. Listen, this is what we're going to do. I'm going to strap you down to the toilet. I'm going to feed you 5,000 calories through a tube. And, you know, it's going to get a little messy, but that's why you're going to be on the toilet.

You know, it's going to get a little messy. Is there going to be a moment in the day where I'm not eating to get 5,000 gallons? No. We're going to play a game. Game. 5,000 calories is a lot, dude. It's jigsaw, but his whole thing is just to make you fat because he's a fetishist. It's like, what did I do?

Nothing. I just, I want to make new fat people. I'm a fucking feeder. What do you want me to do? I'm a fucking feeder. I haven't heard the phrase feeder in a while. Yeah. Yeah, get that donut.

It's just like, uh, all right. All right. Now we eat that donut. It just goes out for fucking days pointing at them I'll go at that one If you don't eat If you stop eating

I'm gonna kill you Your mom is dead That would have to be it right It would have to be some like kind of like Some motivation Some dumb threat yeah Yeah like I'll kill your mom and I'll delete your safe file of GTA4

If you don't keep eating I'm gonna kill your mom I'm gonna kill your mom I'm gonna kill your mom kill your mom. He's like, oh, fuck, okay. And then you eat it and then like by the, and you gain all the weight, you're fat. And it turns out he never had a mom's been in the donuts. He fed you your mom?

Yeah, you didn't even notice. Like traces like one little bit of meat. Oops. Oops. You fucking eat your mom home. Now you're fat and weird. My favorite. Can I suck your toes?

That on the media. Yeah. And then he slithers out like. He slithet He gets up like a snake Oh my God You fuck you, Jake Saul I know I suck

I know I'm sorry Well look Chris fat ass gun since you got Got any skinny friends Skinny friends I could also wouldn't fatten up I'd like to infatten your friends You got any petite friends You wouldn't mind

Plumpeting? You mind you mind donating You mind donating some petite friends of yours to become gordito? Does petite, can I man be petite? Yeah, Prince. Yeah, I guess he has to be, yeah. That's pretty petite.

That's the, that is it though. What do you say? But you know. But he's gay? He's very, he's very, he's very, Adrogens. But that's the. Am I?

The nigga that wore blouses? He wasn't androgynous. Ah, okay. Chris is clearly a guy I don't know what you're saying No yes We it's sexually I don't think that's what

Androgynous means It can mean that I've never heard of that Androgyz has always Metrosexual You can't tell if it's a man or right That is true That's my understanding of that word

That's the more proper definition I understand what you're saying Because that is that is proper But sure He's very much so metrosexual Okay Like Prince Prince sucking a dick

Doesn't surprise anybody even Prince. And no, maybe only Prince. I think he was, because he was, he was, he was said to be quite homophobic. And it's like, that's what I'm saying.

Like, I feel like he was like, he was, he was getting a lot of pussy. He was, but that don't mean, that don't mean, that don't mean,

that don't mean, that don't mean, that don't mean, that don't mean, I feel like it's a 90-20 split though for him, honestly. I think,

I think it was genuinely a 60-40. I don't think so. I think he was just homophobic. I think he was a pussy hound, for sure. Probably more so than penis, Yes. By a margin, I think. By a number margin.

I just, we just, no one really, there's a, there's a weird thing where nobody's really asking those questions where it's like who, where are the men that Prince fucked because if people started investigating, I bet they would pour out. Yeah, but who wouldn't say that? You know what I mean? Like if you fuck Prince, wouldn't you say it? Well, just no one really gives, not really. Like, especially in that, the download.

I'm not saying at the time. I'm saying by now, someone, you know what I mean? I could see that. Most of the people that he put. probably associated with was a lot of black men. And they all died. Well, at that time when they were calling them, the great culling. Perhaps, but also.

The black homo. Reagan shows up in the black community. He's got a health bar. We can work with this. It makes poison. Well, I. He summons the FBI. He's a fucking pattern.

It's, I'm weird. I'm winding my attack Let's see if you can dodge this one Oh nice parry You don't know when it's coming Is it is it now? Is it is

Here we go Now Monkey blast You missed me Incriminate Crack sprinkle Crack sprinkle Pulling back you off the street for no reason

Incarceration Trickle down Trickled down. Is this the whole arena? Things are raining on them. I feel like trickle down would be actually like. None of its money. None of its money.

I feel like trickle down is kind of like actually a, it's kind of like a slide of hand because you think something is about to fall and nothing trickled down. Well, you know what? It's like an illusion. Yeah. It always falls down after you dodge. You're like, you're like. And it looks like health.

It looks like health. It looks like health. Then you're like, wait. Is that an estis? and then nothing nothing trickle down rich people don't buy into the economy they hoard

all of it why would he say always explain to the stupid you know at that when you die I always have that like what I only say a little something after he's got like a Batman Arkham kind of like

after you die where they come up it's like it's fake everything I said was fake as fuck I forgot about that the other stuff I fucked your ass Batman

Slade comes up He says something racist immediately. I can't fucking believe I beat Batman. He comes to me and says, I really don't like Mexican people. It's crazy. And he walks over and you're like, Slade, why did you say that? Why would you say that? It's crazy when I was playing that game, the Noid showed up.

Oh. Yeah, he's like, whoa. Oh. He showed up and screamed at Batman's head real, like in his head loud. He was like, whoa. And then he responded. And Bruce was like, what the fuck was that? Why is the Noid not back?

I know. You think like, he's terrible. I was going to go along with the bit. I was thinking more about what the noid is. And I was like, what a stupid premise. Have you guys heard of the black version of the noise? Is he for Pizza Hut or Dominoes? Dominoes, I think.

Avoid the noid. Do you guys know what the black version of the noid is? What do we? Go ahead. It's annoyed. I don't want this anymore. You get it? Because it's no difference, really?

I don't want this. I don't want this. I don't know if I get it. I think this is the worst joke I've ever heard of my entire life. Oh, really? I think this is terrible. I have one extra joke for you. All right, go ahead, go ahead.

Tell us, slay us. Please. What do you call? Oh, man. I hate what do you call jokes. There's no joke. That was the joke. There's no joke.

Wow, great. You should go to Austin with that. That's crazy. You'd fucking kill. He'd be the headliner. You'd be a headliner and awesome, because you'd go there and threaten the audience. They'd be like, yes.

Tony Hinchgoth would be like, he would be like, you are perfect. You're so good. Then I ignite him. You're so good. Fire on you. He's wearing a shirt this is I'm not gay. I swear I'm not gay.

I swear I'm not gay. There's no way I'm not gay. I'm Tony Hinchcliff, bitches. Hey, it's me, Tony Hinchcliff. Stop. most hetero man in Austin. Stop, man. His sexuality is not why I hate him. I mean, it takes apart, though.

It's just funny. It is funny that he, like, he puts on, like, this bravado. Yeah. As if he's anything. And I'm like, I've seen old, I've seen old school Tony Henscliffe before he was, uh, had any notoriety. He was even gayer. Yeah, he's definitely tempted down. So he's, I can't be my true self because they'll rape me in Austin.

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But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a store.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 20, 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number

will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. For an office near you Tony Hinchcliff does Oh okay he's a different breed

Are you kidding? I can't fucking believe that guy Like Tony I fucking Jorgon has ruined So much of so many things I know Absolutely I know But fucked comedy

Like in a way that like I blame Dave Chappelle a little bit I don't Dave Chappelle let him be near him too long It's not Dave Chappelle He didn't do anything He didn't do anything in comparison Fucking Joe going to Austin

bringing all these comics with him and then starting this weird fucking thing where they think something really going on over there. Like everybody knows it's always been about New York. New York and LA. New York and LA. It's a close second, but it's always been New York. The best comics. I'm sorry, objectively, I've always been from New York, my favorites.

I felt a shift when, um, this is weird. This is maybe me. Like when Pertiso Neil died. There was a, there was a, there was a thing. He kept people grounded, in my opinion. I think you're probably right. And there was a weird thing to where just the ball busting kind of stopped in a way and in a way that it's like, hey, we can't say anything too mean about people.

I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? I think the roasting definitely did some damage to it as well too. I think the performative roasting, that television shit? Does that shit like, I even, I hated them back in the day too. I hated them when they were good. There weren't enough slurs. There were just too. No, they were just, I don't know.

They were just too inauthentic to me. where I'm like, I know some, I recognize some of these jokes are funny. Sure. But also this entire thing where you're roasting this fucking celebrity is so dumb. You know what it comes across as?

It comes across as like, I want to celebrate me. I want to celebrate me. But turn me down a bit. But I don't, but I don't want to, I don't want it to come across like I'm celebrating me.

So can you guys do like a performance? Can you get, no, you go. Sorry, didn't Trump get roasted though? This motherfucker. I'm asking a question.

I think so. I think so. Maybe. I think he got, I don't remember. I think he might have got a comedy, a semester roast. I think he did. You okay?

Just a little bit of. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. What? What do you didn't say what happened? Well,

oh yeah, well, to the listeners, I guess. Oh, the coffee. Yeah, I'm drinking a coffee with a shot in it.

I forgot what I was even saying. Well, I'm like, what was I saying? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know either.

I'm sorry. Something, I mean, clearly. about comedy, but I don't remember exactly what it was being said. Whatever, though. It's just, yeah, the scene's kind of busted. Yeah, I think generally it's, yeah, it's always been New York in L.A.

Yeah. Or East Coasters in general in Los Angeles. People on the East Coast would go to L.A., though. No, I'm sorry, they would go to New York, sorry. And vice versa. Like, it would be kind of like, there would be like migrations. Sure. But like, I think, I think the proximity of New York breeds that kind of thing.

Yeah. Like, you're never, you're never, there's so much material because you're interacting with people so often that, like, it's just like, naturally you're going to just you're going to see a lot of shit that you're going to be like that's fucking good or that's fucking funny way more crazy shit I suppose LA's like you're in traffic you know it's like there's not there's not a lot yep in comparison you know I'm Austin's like what is Austin fucking it's just like trans people huh oh that's crazy look at that woke mom turned blue and they literally fucking jerrymandered

shit they're like well they had especially a lot of people moving in Austin are from LA so then they're like oh we're gonna vote progressive over here and they're like oh hell no you're not hell no you're not even though we're a smaller minority we like less regulations we like when people die when it gets too cold

because our privatized energy system sucks I don't like all the rules that building manufacturers got to follow let them cut corners amen amen I'm Joe Rogan and I agree

Grie. Do you remember that? Joe Rogan. Actually, that was one of the things to be fair to Joe Rogan. That was one of the things Dave Rubin was telling to Joe Rogan. And then Joe Rogan was like,

what are you fucking crazy? Yeah, you need regulations on buildings. They'll fucking fall. And he was like, Dave Ruben was like, I'm not so sure. Here's my pocket penis. Here's my pocket peepee.

It's his therapy show. I'm a little nervous. That's crazy. Like a big. But a pee-y, but a... Yeah, exactly. It's like a pacifier. He puts in his mouth and he's nervous.

Well, Jamie, that's pretty crazy. That's Jamie. That's pretty crazy. Why's Dave Rube is doing that? Sucking a cock right now. Jamie's not even in the room. Jamie's using the... Jamie replaced himself with one of those birds

that just keep going, fucking... Rocking back and forth. The physics thing. You've been really on timing today, Jamie. What's going on? Wow, you've really got it down, don't you? he's nodding yes he's not

anyway we still haven't read Chris fat asscon's oh right since you got my attention with your fucking stupid name and disgusting profile I'll read it I haven't read this in advance

so I don't know if this is good or not this is for Chris or Derek I'm not interested in the Digimon fucker's 30 minute answer oh god what a twat holy shit

I'm currently in the process of learning electrical engineering and nothing I like how we're qualified to answer I'm currently in the process of learning electrical engineering and nothing makes me feel like a tin like a tinfoil man than explaining radio frequencies

What's something that you just can't explain Without sounding like a crazy gimp It's it's difficult to explain A lot of things like as far as like things That you know that I know well I don't know if there's like I mean I would have a coneption trying to explain An editing software to somebody

Like who's never had to deal with it But I don't know if it's like I don't know if it would make me sound crazy Learning Premiere was a fucking unbelievably confusing experience. That thing is not user friendly at all. You should try After Effects. Is it worse? Oh, boy, baby.

It's worse? After Effects, still, I know how to use After Effects reasonably, right? It confuses me still. Dude, Learning Premiere is just the way the timelines laid out. It's like, it's the timeline is not strictly chronological. Fuck that. The fuck is. So I, it's very, it's very,

Can you still sequence some? You obviously, duh, duh, yeah. You can. It's just like, it's very, it's hard to explain. You could wrap your head around it, though, if you know Premiere. Learning Premiere, learning how to different, having different scenes, learning how to, like, layer over things. The Premiere was like, learning all that shit was wild for me.

I was like, what the fuck? I'm putting audio, like, because it's like, obviously these things have to be for things to function, right? Like, obviously you have to have transitions. You have to have layer things. Right. If you're having a video playing and you want to under music under it, you have to layer it, clearly, you know? So you have to have music under it in the same, like, I guess it's not a scene, but there's different scenes laid out.

You have to go step by step. You have to put like, okay, if I want to show this picture, but then I want audio under it, that makes sense. But going in there and doing it actually feels really weird for someone that has no background of that at all. It's visual. Yeah. It's not. Like, it's very visual. You know what I think about it?

I think it's almost like, almost like trying to take like papers with like holes in them and trying to like layer them so they so the negative space makes sense yeah that's yeah but like it's hard to like having a shadow oh you know what media encoding I would I would I would never I would yeah song mixing is another like I don't know I don't know anything about that so like whenever whenever like a real like proper like somebody who knows that shit explains anything to me I'm like I'm like because it sounds stupid oh you gotta make you got why it don't just sound that way you got you got you got to make room for this frequency uh so that that one comes up and I'm like Yeah.

I think I understand what you're trying to tell me. I've learned over the years that what the best producers, what they do is absolutely, I would say, I'm not exaggerating. 99.9% of people who are going to listen to that music will not hear any of those subtle differences. And so they are essentially wasting time. And it might be one of those things if they're mixing on the hour and not being paid by project they might be wasting time because um there have been times where i even i was like man i updated something that i did and then i would show it to jojo for example she's like i don't hear the difference and i'm like this fucking sounds night and day to me and i'm like right oh that's

what most people aren't hearing these things and so i am kind of wasting a lot of time when you're talking about these frequencies things yeah um sometimes you can kind of force people to hear those things, but you have to be there to explain it. Like, say, for example, oh, do you notice the wideness in this? Or do you, do you know, then they'll be, oh, yeah. But before, it's just all blending together. So a lot of times, like, say, um, there was like a song that just came out recently. I forgot by who, but it sounds ultra compressed. And only like people who are inclined to produce music can understand that, oh, this sounds wider, this sounds compressed or something like that because it just

sounds to people. As long as it sounds good, a lot of times they don't even know. You can't look at it or touch it in a way that's like convenient or even even just editing it like going from like video editing to song editing like looking at it as like a timeline thing. It's like even that's not that helpful because like there's like

there's like a master and then there's like you know individual. There's like window. There's like alternate versions of the same timeline basically. Audio editing is so much harder to meet in video editing. Well it's even though even though Even though you need to have audio editing to video edit, it feels so much more. It's easily harder, yeah. It feels so much more difficult to me.

It's trickier to get right. I don't have a frame of understanding of sound like that. Like I have no background and sound design even remotely. I post a video editing I can see. My brain can see like, oh, what I want to have here and I can watch it. When it comes to the finder of like really figuring out how you want to have like messing with audacity, right? I mess with Audacity as much as I can conceptualize, and even that to me, it's like, this doesn't make any,

I don't know these differences. I was fucking around with audition for a while in audition. Like, I was just like, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I have, like, a few, like, free plug-ins that I would just tell people to use. Like, say if they're using Audacity, because they, their stuff is still so basic that it's kind of, um... On eBay, every find has a story. Like, if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

Not just a T, the Banty. from the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour.

Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now,

you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan? and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large

Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Hard to use, and it's hard to also preview. The latest version of audacity is trying to be more like a legitimate dog, so it is better in that sense. But some things that I like to do, especially when I'm trying to edit. Say the podcast, for example, I'm very visual in where I need to see. Hearing isn't necessarily good enough because my ears are different than your ears. So what I really want to see is like on the track itself. What does it look like? You're like actually reading the track with it's fucking crazy. The thing is, that shit means nothing to my brain at all. In most DAs, you can't even because everything is kind of like real time and

then you just, you bounce it out and then it's like, cool. So if you say, for example, you compress something, and you add EQ. The EQ, like, I'm hearing it and I'm like, it sounds good to me, but at the same time, you might need another plugin to show you what level it's actually at or when you're bouncing it out

or it shows you what level it's at. In audacity, an old audacity, it shows you once you just hit apply, it'll show you exactly, okay, it's compressed almost perfectly, and the audio is pretty much almost at the zero dB where it's like, that's kind of like the sweet spot. You don't want it to go any higher than that.

you want to be like say if you were to normalize your audio and so a lot of times when somebody normalize their audio without proper compression the the spikes like the peaks will it'll hit that that threshold and then your audio will still be really low because of those peaks so you got to compress that shit out and get it to be like that is like fucking confused me because it's like well at what point do I compress it and then if I'll hear it back I'll hear that there's a peek in it but I won't be able to be like

is that bad is that like peaking too far out compression kind of fucks because I'm like is that sometimes I'm sometimes sometimes shit's really compressed and I'm like I like the way that sounds better but it's but it's clearly too compressed but I don't know what to do about that really it's so it's weird I don't know it's a delicate process

like we um everyone should you have a voice that is so Chris your voice is so like what's the word I'm looking for it not mono but like it's yours is the easiest to compress your audio it's so weird that like Your audio is like, so when I need the less, I need less compression for you.

Oh weird. Yours is the worst. I have a striking voice. You fucking like, yours will be like and then all of a sudden there's these like like these crazy. So that's the, I have to. I've always heard that literally as I was on. My voice is fucking weird. So yeah, I got to compress yours like significantly more.

I think your voice is weird. You just, you're loud. And you're not consistent. That's yeah. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. You're extremely consistent.

I go from like low so like, then I fuck. laughing laugh or I say something that's absurd. Yeah. Because I used to be loud, but when I was doing sacred, it would blow my fucking voice out. Yeah. It sounds like I gotta stop.

I gotta put myself at a medium. Yeah. It's fucking strange. Audio is interesting, man. It's really cool. Everyone should like really look and like take like, watch like one of those 45 minute videos about like even for everyone's a long one compared that's what I did.

But watch like maybe like a 15, 60 minute video of like using Premiere. If you're gonna, it's expensive. But if you ever gonna go into it, it would teach you a lot. It'll teach you a lot. It's really, really,

Video editing is a very, very, very cool form. I've tried to do that same thing with mixing it. It's just like, bro. Not the same thing. I'm incompetent. Like, I just, I fucking can't do it. Take more time playing music and I think you probably get better at it. There's a couple of people.

I could recommend if anyone's listening, they want to, because we've talked about Reaper many times. That's the quote unquote free, free fucking DA. And then there's people that will, first of all, they have a, their real plug plugins are actually pretty good. Especially like just some of the basic compression and the E-KKKing. And the EQ I still actually use. It's like five band, but you can add more bands.

But like it's my favorite EQ that I use, the RIA EQ. And like so just like getting to know some of that shit in there. And then there's other stuff like there's a guy named Spectrum Sound Studios, dude Glenn. He has videos on like free plugins. And then there's still like maybe two or three of them that I still use. Because I'm like what fuck am I going to pay? I really want to get back into like doing this something like not even like for content creation but it's like video editing

I want to get a little bit better at drawing in general I'm dog shit at drawing but I want to get better at it And I also want to I already bought a fucking keyboard and literally was like dude my naked Where are you gonna put this? I brought it in oh the piano? Yeah She was like dude oh you already got it yeah she's like where are you gonna put this? Because I meant to get a small and it got like what it's still like this big How much was it was like 150? Really? Yeah

Put on the bed put on my bed my house is too small for stuff like that. And then we're getting a fucking dog too and she's like, dude, we just say we can't. Put the dog on the piano. Let my dog sit on the piano. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's, we're going to get a mini, we're getting a mini gold retriever. A mini gold retriever. Are those real? It's, uh, it's like a golden retriever collie mix.

Dead serious. Isn't that like an evil thing? It sounds like it. Sounds like it. Sounds like it. No, just to like, I don't know, make it small. It's, it's not exactly miniaturized in the sense where it's like, what is it called? It's a mini, it's a mini, it's a mini gold retriever. Golden Retriever. They're like collie mixes, effectively. I feel like most small dogs shouldn't exist, but you know. Of course.

Of course in general. Whatever. That little nigg is not going to have a home, so I'm going to give it a home at least. Where did you get? Where are you getting it from? How are we going to get it from somewhere San Fernando? Oh, okay.

Somebody like, they're not like, they're not golden retrievers until you can look at them until like that's a mixed breed dog. Right, that's just a different dog. Right. That's just like they're selling their dogs like they breed them or something. They're going to shed like a motherfucker. You guys better be.

On eBay. Every find has a story, like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which was cute until they unfriended you and took it with them.

Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back.

It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army. grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. It is, it's hyperalogenic, but it does a decent amount. What's that mean? It's hypologetic, but it does. So they still shed, even if they're hyperogenic. They don't, they're not shed. Well, no. No, they still shed.

It's not the same dude. Not like, excessive. Yeah, but they shed like a person sheds. Yes, that's what I mean. Which is like negligible in comparison. I just like, I fucking, I love, I show like a mother fucking dude. I hate it. I love dogs.

I love our friends dogs. They have fur. Fucking ruins. Everything. Fucking ruins everything. Then you're black man. It bothers the shit out of it. I get fur in my hair sometimes.

I hang out with dogs. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on right now? I didn't even know. Like, I remember hearing, like,

you let your dog sleep on the bed. Like, I remember hearing that and being like, what's the problem? Like, it never struck me as crazy because every dog that ever had had hair, not fur.

So, like, they, they would leave the bed. It would be like, no evidence at all that there's even a dog here. Right. And then you see what it's like

when the dog has fur and you're like, oh, I understand now why people had that because I was like, I would never. You can't be on the bed, brother. I have a huge problem with my brother. I'll sleep on the floor with you, maybe. But like, you're not coming on my bed.

I'm not going to boundaries of the dog's way to go in the house. That was always my biggest problem. My grandmother was like, hey, don't let Rocky get in your bed. And then she would just get in my bed all the time because I was like, I whatever, it's my dog. It's effectively its house too. Yeah.

And then she was, and then it got to the point when I moved out, she was already older and she was probably obviously more tired. The dog? Yeah, my dog. She was obviously more tired. She was like, I don't really want to be alone. So she was calling the bed of my grandma.

My grandma was like, I'm on my way out almost too many of get it. Like, we can't, we can't both be in the bed right now. The dog? So just, why keep going back? I don't know. We're going to move on. Let's, uh, using the power of AI and V-tubing to bring my dead dog back to life. Uh, sub lads.

About two years ago, I found out how insane and hilarious the talk radio shows in the Grand Theft Auto Games are. especially the PS2 era games. Dude, insane. By cities is crazy. I think GTA 4's is fucking amazing. Like,

GTA4s has some of my favorites because they got like... It's the smartest. It just has like... There's one where it's like, I think it's like a pedophile on a, like debating a child or something.

It's fucking outrageous. Yeah. It's great stuff. It's always been good. Yeah, I... Yeah, but the PS2 era is, especially the PS2 era. I always ignored them as a kid

because I just wanted to get to the music, but now I find myself just sometimes playing the radio shows instead of the music whilst working or driving my car. My question is, is there any element of media, games, movies,

or perhaps something in real life they ignored or skipped over as a kid only to enjoy it and appreciate him way later in life, keep up the laughs. OSTs, man, for sure. Oh, soundtrack? Music?

For sure. Did you used to, like, blast your own music over video games when you put? Never blasted it, but I never really paid attention to how good the music was exactly. That was a complete opposite. I would...

I would put... I would hear it. Like, I would hear it. I would hear it and I would notice it. And it would obviously make remarks on me. But then like now as I got older, there's some soundtracks that are like so genuinely fantastic. And I'm like this is like its own thing to respect and observe on its own. Yeah.

For me it was story. I just did not give a shit. Oh, really? I just did not give a shit. I mean, I happened to. Because I was there to play something. I was there to interact and like see special effects and like do, you know, do shit. Well, most video games are games.

They're not exactly narratives, you know, especially when we were growing up. Well, it would be like trying to pay attention to the rules of like monopoly for me. You know what I mean? Oh, really? Like, this is a, this thing that I'm doing is a game first and foremost. I didn't really care. Like Halo 2 when I first played it, I had no, I was skipping everything. I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

Well, that's a matured story technically. So that's why you are definitely lost. I mean. Because I played Halo 2 when I was like maybe like 14. Halo 2 was 2004. So I was about. Maybe 10. It was probably like 10.

I didn't really care. Like, the way I looked at it was like, if I want stories, I'll go to, like, books or movies or whatever. Like, or shows. Like, that to me was, where story was, video games were more about. Just like, they were like, I'm getting emotions from this that have nothing to do with story and it's just fun. And I'm like, I can't believe I did that or whatever. And so I got into that stuff a little bit after that. I think, like, my third play-through of Halo 2, I was like, oh, this is fucking amazing.

But, yeah, I just didn't care. How about you? I mean I also didn't play many RPGs That's also Yeah that's why I played RPG My first RPG was like I kind of suspected that

The first RPG I played was like fucking It might have been Fable 2 honestly In 2008 So it was like way fucking I was in my I was in high school Yeah For me it was the philosophy of shit too Like philosophy of like worlds

I don't give a shit I love that shit so much I don't give a shit about what you're saying Is what I meant Oh Because you answered already Very cool Oh

Yeah What's your, what are you? Well, the actual, like, the, I can't necessarily think of anything. I can't think of anything because what you guys are saying, like, I don't, I, I don't have that experience of, like, especially with video games. It was from the get goes, like, very special. Were you playing, like, a lot of RPGs and stuff? Absolutely. Yeah.

It was just fighting games, racing games, and, like, shooting for me. Yeah. Like, for a long time. I played RPGs when I was young, but I wasn't grasping them the way I, like, the heaviest way. Like it wasn't like a super in like I played final fantasy seven when I was like maybe like nine or ten and I was playing it and it was more like existing in the world Yeah And like killing stuff and I was like oh this is pretty cool but I don't know exactly what's going on I played Final Fantasy seven for the first time in 2014

So damn way too late yeah I did not like it that much yeah I didn't fucking way too fucking way too fucking way too fucking that game is that game is a great video late that game is a great video I love the music though that is one thing I was like I was playing I was like this is fucking I'm nostalgic for this even though I have no no feelings for it Everything about the aesthetic of that game is so fucking well done man. Like, I think every aesthetic choice of that game is really fucking impressive. I appreciate a lot about it for sure. Like, the way it's like, the way it's like, I think that bends old and new in the way that like... On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a

tea, the band tea from the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same T from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time.

Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would

I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

Better than any, like just bringing generally a steampunk idea of like the world with magic and all that shit together in like the modern age. It looks distinct. Where it's like very corporate at the same time, but also very like the real world. Then there's random moments where it's like, oh yeah, and this dude has a gun arm.

And then there's literally, beaming houses. Like that is like really impressive. Yeah, I was trying to, I can't think of, maybe I'll think of something later, but like specifically what they're doing about. Like everything that I kind of was like into, I was just, I was into it because of what it represented.

And it wasn't like a, I don't like, I'm just doing this for fun or whatever. So I was trying to think of like music. No, like the music, I was fucking, you would do those things where you would get your PS1 games and put them all in your, your music player and your CD player or something to see which one actually has the soundtrack on it? I didn't really have a PS1 like that, but I understand what you mean.

We're like you're listening to the music. Yeah, I would fucking find out which ones because it wasn't everyone, but like some of them actually had the OST on the disc itself. And then if it did, then I would fucking usually go wherever.

Oh, we're gonna go here today. And then I'm fucking bringing like a game with me and I'm listening to the soundtrack. Yeah, it almost, I don't know. We were at the town of that era. We were at the very, like, because we weren't the Walkman era. We were just after the Walkman.

That's true. We were a CD player. We had CD players. I'm talking about CD players. Yeah. But how to like, I thought you were going to say Walkman. I had a CD player in high school.

The goal of music, that era was kind of not exactly ours. Yeah. Not the same way. Yeah. It was more like customizable. I thought you were referring to like, you're,

I never had mix tapes. Like I never had like a actual mixtape. Oh, like a cassette. Yeah. Like my sister had like a bunch of them. Like she would show me them and I'm fucking drooling on myself effectively. And she's like,

this is like music. I made myself. It's my own playlist. It's so much cooler than like a fucking CD. I still have, you know, even CDs are fucking cool. Like,

I like a CD, but like, you know, the tapes are, there's the aesthetic, the aesthetic of a tape. Even, even,

even do the tape recorder that I have, like, that I take notes with. It's just like, it's, it's, it's nice. It's just cool to do.

I got a lot of crazy shit on them from, from, uh, I would say as early as me being like 13 or something. Hmm. Like me fucking around with my friends, hearing their voices before. they actually got like hair on their balls and shit.

That's, I was like listening. I'm like, that's so crazy. You sound like little kids, you know? We're like, hey, hey.

I was like, what the fuck is this? It's jarring. That era of time was really interesting. I didn't get sense to experience it too well. I was just so young. I was very much so of the like, those fundamental moments of mind were online and video games.

Like those moments where like I was really like, like the recording myself and really seeing things and interacting something like that. Like that was like, Xbox Live and shit. And that explains why my humor is the way it is literally. It's like exactly product of that time. Yeah. And it's really it's just off.

It's off from what I have, what that is. I would love that I've been able to have like cassettes. Because it felt very personal. I had cassette. I just didn't really know what to do with them. I have an answer. I have an answer to that question actually. Um, movie commentary. I used to think that shit was gay. Oh, that's a good answer. Yeah. I used to think that shit was like,

what the fuck wants to watch some asshole talk over the fucking movie. Do you know what's crazy? Sometimes there were movies that I would just watch the commentary of them. Yeah? I was like, I was like, because there was my friend. There was like a movie like, I'm not saying this movie has one, but it would be like a movie that I had

no interest in, but we had on VHS, we had on DVD or something. Like C-Spot Run. I was like, I have this. I don't give a fuck about C-Spot Run. And you were just like, fuck it, let's just go on the menu and see what the fuck I can do in here. Yeah, because I was curious about, I was really curious about movie making early. Right. Like for some reason, I don't know. Right. But like, I

was into that. And so I was like, oh, what did it? Oh, you can like listen to them when they like made it. That's kind of interesting. For me, it was another game effectively. It was like, I'm just in this menu doing shit. I'm going to just figure out what happens. And as I turned commentary on. I was like, oh, this one commentary really is. Click. And this motherfucker is talking to me about Godzilla 2000. And I'm like, this movie's what are they, what's going on right here? Apparently you have to, so I think one of the best commentaries that people talk about, um, is, Is Arnold Schwarzenegger doing it for, I think, for a total recall? Maybe.

I think it might be that one. There's like an iconic one where he's just, you know, they paid him. He clearly doesn't understand what he's supposed to be doing. So he's just retelling what's happening. Yeah. A lot of early commentaries are that. So this is the scene where I walk into the door. It's like, oh, thanks for the hit side.

It almost feels like, like, like, It's like this is for blind people who can't watch the movie. You know what's something really interesting to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really found love with the first time I were, like, it's probably not commented, but documentaries. Uh-huh. Or like biopics. Because I remember the first time I, or interviews in general, because I didn't care about interviews at all when you're a little.

You don't give a fuck about it. Yeah, I don't get it. I still don't arguably. I care. An interview? Just like with a celebrity or something? I was more or less with the, uh, the people that are creating the project. Oh, okay.

Yeah. It can be interesting, but it's like, I know you may like it. I feel like, you're not talking about like, Pattinson is probably the only interviews I like watching. He's funny because he hates the shit he's been in. He hates Twilight so much. I've watched those interviews because it is fun to listen to him and be like, oh, another answer, I didn't even think about it until this,

but late night, like Conan and stuff like that. When I was a kid, I was like, I don't give a shit about like people. Late 90s doesn't hit me. It still, I mean, it overall doesn't. Yeah. But like- Conan was the only one that got me. When I was a kid, I just didn't care about it at all. And then Conan was on TBS and it was like I didn't, I had it in my room.

And I was like, oh, I like this. kind of it's kind of good but um i don't know i think it took me a while to realize that like what the ingredients of art were yeah because like when i was a kid i was just like it's everything right so like it felt like so much where i was just like i'm just gonna shut it off but like when i when like when i would see it almost didn't i didn't i didn't it took me a while to understand why somebody would want to even listen to music separate from whatever it's a part of interesting because i always my association with music was like during television or during movies

or it would be stuff that my parents would play which would be stuff that was too old for me to care about or too Spanish for me to understand so like I just fundamentally didn't understand the experience of listening to music until like later I get that for me music was always taught to me as like it's like it's because my grandma's fucking

native and shit so like for her it's like music is very important it was like always like this is clearly like a part of our soul's connection with the universe right it was always like that kind of thing where it was like Music is always supposed to mean something. And for me, it didn't mean something until it started meaning effectively everything. As stupid as that sounds, you know, it's like. It sounds very gay.

It is as gay as it sounds, you know, where like I was a hip-hop music. I didn't have give a fuck about it. And then I listened to like fucking, I don't know, illmatic. And I was like, oh, shit, that really means something. Or like doggy style. You know, you know, that shit's like a dumb ass album. It's like, no, this is like this person's genuine story about their existence in the world, you know. It's interesting to hear you guys talk.

of like that because I thought I just always assumed that it was music like hit everybody the same it was just like especially if it was something embedded in like music theory were just hearing these notes played in a certain sequence affects you like it just you just like the science of it didn't make sex to me when I was little like but like not even have to understand it but just like it captures you in a way they're like that sounded beautiful or that sounded awesome but I think the thing was for me like I liked there was music that I like there were songs that I liked, but everything about music back then when I was a kid was so like... Not your choice of it absorbing it.

It was not my choice. And if I ever wanted to re-experience it, I couldn't just do it. It wasn't like a video game where it was like, oh, I like that level. Let me replay it. It wasn't like a VHS or something where I could like, oh, I could watch that scene again. All the music stuff was so, like, my parents had like a big thing. It was like a record player. It was a record player on top and then it had like two cassettes like that you could put

things in, they would not let me touch that fucking thing. So even on the off chance that I would want to hear something again, I kind of couldn't. Or if like I heard something that I liked on like television or whatever, it's like, well, I hope I hear it again. So like I had no access to it. Man. In the same way

that I had access to movies and video games. And so like it became like this thing. It's like well, maybe if I experienced it again, cool. But like it became a very, very distant thing. I think it was honestly, this is a real thing. My cousin gave me, because he was getting rid of some,

he was like hand me down CDs or whatever. And he gave me a bunch of them and I didn't care for it. I didn't really give a shit what it was. It was a bunch of CDs. But he gave me a weird house CD. And I was like, what the fuck is this weird? Like this weird dude. Like it was, I think, dare to be stupid.

So like, it was an 80s one. But I was like, what is this? The cover was so stupid. I was like, what is this? And so I played it. And I was like, oh, this is like jokes. Yeah. And I was like, oh, so people write things.

that aren't just gibberish Because I just Spanish was gibberish to me Or like some old crooner Like Frank Sinatra Being like saying shit That I just couldn't relate to Or whatever

So you can make music about That was funny That could make you laugh Okay And that kind of made me think like Oh what What else are people doing? For me

It was weird hell Kind of broke it open for me You didn't have like a radio In your room Or anything like that I had Yeah but that's a alarm I had like a radio

2004 was when I had like a clock in my room that also had a radio in it. And then that was when I kind of started like I would put them, I would put music on at night and it would kind of like, oh, it was around that time

it was specifically the thing that hit me was, um, Mr. Brightside by the Killers. It was all over the fucking radio at that time. And I remember hearing that and being like, oh, I like this song. And that was when I was like, oh, I like a song.

Okay. For me, it was weird. It was like, I don't know. For me the first time I really felt music like really touched me. Like really like like like like like like like like like like like in Bade my spirit was like, was a, like, where to touch you? It's crazy. I was like a burst in the flames and he did that.

Just to burn you and hurt me more. When and where? Was Kanye. It was Kanye's graduation. That was the first album that like I remember like listening to it. Like it felt somebody's having that experience right now with a high hit. With the H.H. That's crazy.

But it felt like I expressed something with me. It was like, oh, this is like I understood. Like Kanye probably in a general before. It was like heard Michael Jackson. It made me want to move, obviously. and we want to, like, dance. But the first time I listened to the album that really made me like, oh, like... On eBay, every find has a story.

Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it. Which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute.

Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay, for millions of fines, each with a story.

eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. His speaking, I feel like it represents me to a degree.

Was that album? I was like 11 maybe. And that's the first time I really like felt that way. But I always, music has always been clearly like we're apes effectively. Music has always been like something we hear. Sure. Yeah. So that's when I first like really.

Because music I heard like obviously my music was for me was different language that I didn't really understand at all. Or it was like older music that was like older music that was like. effectively a lot of, you know, you're black, you're dancing music. A lot of music versus like, you're black, dancing, moving, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But also I was raised by an old person as well, too. Right. So a lot of funk, a lot of like, classic blues. And then it was like fucking, fucking Caribbean music about like the fucking carnival and shit. Yeah, I'm sure, yeah. Or it was in Spanish.

It was always like music like that. I was like, this is music. It sounds good, but it's not like, I haven't made a personal connection of music yet. Some people did it when they were younger. Because what you call it? Because my grandma's like that. She was like, oh, yeah.

But he played instruments too. So for her it was a more intimate connection than like. Yeah. And you did it probably too when you were young. You played instruments. You were younger as well too. I tried. So it was more of an intimate.

Well, I did too. But it was like I got my guitar pretty early too. But that was like more like it was like folk. It was literally just learning a machine. I thought it was like learning a tool. Like I didn't even think about it from like a really. Yeah. I didn't even think about like writing my own stuff until like.

To me it was just hearing certain things. Like I, there are certain. beats that like I remember throughout life like Tony Braxton's Unbreak My Heart was like fucking powerful to me. There was a, as funny as it sounds, the lead lick in Last Resort.

It's good. It's a good luck. I remember exactly where I was in my stepsister's car with their dumb fucking boyfriend. I think I might have told this story before because it was on Power 106. It was on a bottle of asses. No, like, we're, it was on Power 106 and, um, uh, uh, like, whoa by Black Rob was playing.

Oh my God. I fucking love that, that beat. It's just all fucking like all celloed out or it's stringed out, you know. Dun, dun, dun, jun, jun, and I was like, fuck yeah. And then he's like, I guess that guy didn't like hip hop. So he changed it. And I'm all kind of like mad in the back, but then he puts it on K rock. And then that was the first time I heard that riff.

And I was like, yo, that's fucking amazing. Because I've never. He diverted you right there. And that was like. You would have. but you would have died of Inglewood somewhere, but he diverted you. He was like,

like, no. Listen, I was already, I was already listened to, like, offspring and shit, but, like,

I hadn't really heard, like, I heard a little bit of Lincoln Park because they just, like, kind of came up to at the same time. Yeah. But, like, I hadn't really heard the,

the riffs like that. And then also all those octave chords. Like, so, da, da, like, I'm hearing these tones that I'm like, how the fuck do you even do that?

And it's so simple. Now that we know, My brain was like, that's not real effectively. It's funny that you mentioned that because I think in retrospect, I think the moment that I'm talking about is real where like, okay, that's when I felt like I had a care. But I think I definitely was playing like crazy taxi. And like Tony Hawk.

You heard something. In part for the music. And I was like, but like the only way that I could listen to it was to play the game. So like my association with music was always like a secondary thing or just something I had no control over. It was like, oh, that's the radio. Where it's like even if you did control the radio theoretically, like if you had control of the dial, it's the station deciding. Okay. You know?

So it was just a whole... A moment that took out to me was go go go power rangers, the fucking guitar licks and go go power rangers. Those are like... That's fucking good, dude. The songs are cool. I hear that. Holy shit. Theme songs are another one.

Dude, King Arthur and the Knights of Justice. Oh, God. Shitty fucking show, but it is one of the best intros. The guitar is like... You're a bull, dude. Because my sister, my sister would talk about that fucking show. She'd be like, that show was cool. And I'm like, I don't know, nigga.

I'm three. The show looks very cool. The armor, I imagine the toys were amazing. The show is terrible. Like Sonic Underground. Most of them we're talking about Sonic Underground, like the fucking opening. And I'm like, 9-11 just happened. I don't know.

I don't know what this means. Yeah. All right. Well, anyway. Let's get this last one. Shout out to music, bro. Shout out to music, indeed. Shout out to music.

But not women, though. Not women. Not you guys. Only music. But when you sing music, you good at it, though. Yeah. Most of the time. Maybe.

Yeah, maybe. That's crazy. A Pokemon that looks like cummed Uncle Butt. Oh. All right. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I was gonna say, I'm just reading.

That's not opposite. I don't know what that is. Jordan, Jordan has like a bunch of, he has a chamber full of like opposite names. Oh great. A bunch of them and I'm like Jordan. Oh,

it's never, you're doing. Was he telling you that the other day? Yeah, and he's like, I have so many ready. And I can't tell him to you. He's like giddy of as I can't tell you what they are yet.

But there are so many. And I'm like, oh my God. I was so tired. I was not paying attention. Anyway, he says, Hey, boys.

Here's a quick story for you. New Year's New Year's Eve A beautiful girl came up to me At a party and gave me her Instagram I was extremely trashed So when I saw that her last name was Sweeney I immediately blurted out like Tom Sweeney

And then I had to play it off Like I had a close personal friend Name Tom Sweeney to avoid further embarrassment Good on you, you saved it You did well You had like the stamina And like that you understood how to parry it You were drunk but you still got the

You still got the Lenny but you still found Lenny in the end. You still found Lenny in the end. Do not bring us up in that scenario. Let the girl bring us up first and if she brings us usually be alarmed because she's probably not normal. Scan her, man.

Is she wearing anything that looks fucking goofy or nerdy? Then you can risk it. If she just looks like a hot broad, don't even do it. Think about it. Don't play us around this woman. Yeah. I don't want to judge

because I also, I was telling judges the other day. You know, you're into really dumb shit, sometimes dumber shit than me, but nobody on the outside would know that. Like, by the way she dresses. Because she, like, she really cleans up well. She puts on, like, nice stuff. Yeah. And I'm like, people have no idea that you fucking, sim-me-lily.

The shit that Lily look like watches. Like, some of the shit that she, like, watches. Whatever. Some of the shit she watches is like, you play like your normal. You play like a normal person. You do the whole, like, bubble gum girl bullshit. But you are actively watching people blow up their toilets. Like blown out.

Their toilets explode. That's crazy. What are you doing watching this? That's, yeah. People are into it. They're stealthy, man. They're stealthy. So that's why I say, yeah, you never want to open with that shit.

You don't want to open. You don't want to open. Because it's a big role to die. And it's more of like you probably have a 20, you have a 10% chance of impressing her. Yeah, scaring a hoax. That's pretty high. Scared in a host mentality, bro. 10% is a big.

I feel like it's like 3%. Have you heard of the snark take? Hey, you're beautiful. Have you heard of the stark take? Of course. I'm beautiful. Duh. I love Tom Swini's takes about Israel. They're fucking amazing. Then you run.

Then you run away. The idea of an astonishingly beautiful person listening to this is hysterical. I don't know. It's a little woman. Hope like John Ham and like fucking John Ham's a secret listener. I hope some

someone who has absolutely no business listening to us in a way like say the Rock, he heard that cover and he was like fuck this, who are these people? And then he actually is like, oh, it's actually pretty funny. And then he just secretly listens to us. He'll never say a fucking word about it. He's wise not too.

He would immediately out him. Hey, The Rock. The idea of the Rock Spotify rap in us being number one podcast. It's crazy. or like who and the rest of it is the news or something or like just completely irrelevant like it's like woodworking and like you know what I mean like things that have things that are like actual

motivational and then word number one so and then snark tank I think you dude I'm struggling fucking sneeze and the rock is like oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha picks up a table pulls it apart eats it got a son he's oh man he's pretty funny oh they're gonna make fun of them is pretty good If you smell Isn't he Isn't he like thin now? Isn't the rock like

He seems like he owes himped it out He's the pebble now He's the pebble He's the pebble He's the he's lost a bit away He's the he's like He's also got really big For the what you call it

The grinding machine No he got he got big So to me that was the second biggest He ever got The smashing machine He was big That was the second biggest he ever got Which is crazy

Because he's fucking like almost 60 Because the first he's ever got And I think the biggest he ever got Is him playing No no no Hercules I guess So Hercules he was He was huge in painting games, too, though.

I think he had, dude, go back and look at him in Hercules, especially look at his legs. They look like fucking trees. I was like, this guy is on every substance. His legs are wider than his torso. It was so crazy how big he looked, and I'm like, all right. Seeing him get, it's, it's, it's a sick. He looked like Squidward when he had a little.

When he had the crappy paddies. It was a muscle. Yeah, that shit was great. Yeah, but I hope one day, I would love to know something like that. Somebody crazy listen to us. had um with some of the reels uh we had some fucking uh some accounts see it see them and like them that i was like surprised where i was like oh that's that's funny that that person liked it and it's funny that the type like it because it's it was the the fucking yacob you know

yacob and big bang theory was the one that like seemed to catch fire the most hmm yacob that one and there was one other one that i called the charlie kirk one yeah Palpatine, Kirkatine or whatever. Yeah, I don't remember what I fucking said. Emperor Kirkotine, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, don't disrespect Papatine. Let's.

Don't disrespect Palpatine, you know? Sure. For God, he's a great man. I think it's so evil. It's hilarious. It's a great man. Yeah. Palatine's a kind of evil that he'll be like,

I'm actively going to hurt myself to make you have a worse stuff. Yeah, he's completely an unreasonable piece of shit. But, you know, you got to have one of those. Shout out to bad for the take of being bad. Like, not even, like, aiming bad. It's just, like, just bad. Just like, ah, fuck it. Like a Freezo?

A classic villain, yeah. Prezza has more aim than make some niggas. I think Popatine has aims. Are you sure? He's just, he's just like, I want to dominate people. Like, he wants to, there's, there's, like, there's like a selfish kind of evil. Then there's, like, evil that it's like. On eBay, every find has a story.

Like, if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which was cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute.

Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught,

then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting. bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I just want things to be on fire. I don't give a fuck. Who doesn't?

I don't care why. I have no purpose. I'm just bored. Like Joker, but like a little more like just kind of like... The Yoker. Sway Yoker, me.

The yoker. He's me the yoker, man. What are you fucking doing, man? He's your fucking penguin outside. It's crazy, man. Have you seen that shit?

I got bombs hit in somewhere. Yeah, bang went in the middle of the city. That's fucking crazy. Man, is that Carl and Farrell? What? That's crazy.

Oracle. The Joker is Mexican for some reason. Hey. Hey. Leave him me. Leave him me. What are you doing there, bro? I don't know why he's...

I don't know what happened in the Joker, May. I don't know how to say Penguin or fucking... Oracle, not you too. No, it's the Mexican vacation. It's the fear toxin, but it turns you with Mexican now. Oh no, it turns out to Mexican to Batman

because Batman's afraid of Mexicans. He calls, he calls Alfred. He's like, Signor Bruce? Signor Bruce. Oh, no. Abra la Prasda. Abra. Who would have set

Mexican? Who set off the the bomb that made everybody Mexican? Who did it? Who did it? Who did it? So it's going to be

two people working together. Yeah, it's man bad did it. So it's, well, I guess it'll be like the plot of fucking Batman Begins.

It was basically scarecrow serum with, with Raich al-Gul. Oh, okay. Yeah. It makes everybody. Yeah, so.

Is everybody Mexican? Or is it just, Batman that's in a room full of gas. And he's hallucinating everybody. And that's his worst fear that's his worst fears

that everybody interacts with is going to be Mexican. He's the only one I got blasted and he thinks oh they got the entire world is turned Mexican and then Bruce

doesn't make any sense. Don't touch me Peter. Shut up. Shut up Oracle. I know what I'm talking about. And then she talks to fucking Alfred and Alfred's like Master Wayne.

I heard you needed someone. East Dins. Oh, not you too, Alfred. I'm going to have to kill you too. He's so fucking living. Beating the fuck out of the food. That's all it takes

to decide I'm breaking my one rule. I'm going to kill Alfred. He's Mexican now. The most important person in his life and he beats him to death. Nightwing shows up and he's like, they got you two, dick. Oh, what should I say, Ricardo?

Ricardo. I don't know what you're talking about. dog I don't under fucking I don't under fucking stand you Bruce man What are you fucking saying Bro?

Fucking from you said Then you go to Nightwin's perspective And Bruce Batman just going Riping He's not even saying Doing all that

But then as soon as it gets the Combat He's locked in It's like that Always Sunny episode Where they think that they're at the school dance

the reunion dance and they think they're like doing this elaborate thing. That's so good. That's one of my favorite movies. Oh, fuck, man. Talk, essay. Talk essay. Oh, he hurts me. Abless. Abless now.

He wouldn't even know that. He wouldn't even know that. Bad right. He knows he's a genius. He doesn't know a lick of Spanish. Now talk. Talk, oh. That was the movie.

El Taco. El Taco. Now, oh. I forgot how you say speaking Spanish. El Spico. You're talking about it's crazy. Oh, speak of it's like the fucking It's literally the Batman.

It's that scene is the Batman. You fucking jacket and call it. La Rotto. Oh, God. That was a great fucking. How do you say speak again in Spanish? I'm trying to, I think it starts with an E? Is it not Ablo?

No, sorry, not speak. Sorry. No, wait, what was I think? I'm fucking trapped. I don't know. You're trapped? Headstrong. Let's take you one.

It's wrong. He's wrong. He's evil. I'm tripping. Kesso and quakemole. I know read is... Cabesa strong. Crippes.

How do you say strong in Spanish? So say, Averse Ferte. Ain't no way. There's probably a word for headstrong. Yeah, there probably is a problem. It wouldn't be literally. It wouldn't be literally headstrong.

That's like just as stupid as like the opposite thing that we do. Or that some people do with fucking names, which by the way. We've reached the point of the show. We're going to read. It's like hot dog. You wouldn't say fucking. Caliente, pero.

Yeah. People say, people say, I'm sure people do. No, they don't. If they want to buy a hot dog. I swear to God, Mexican-American say,

Peri Caliente. I'm not kidding it. You know what they say? They say Frankfurt. Where? There might be a phrase outside of that because I don't think, I don't think Frankfurt is existing Spanish at all. No, you just say hot dog.

What the fuck are you talking about? If you were to say, okay, yeah, it's like when people, they say McDonald's, they don't go like, Meek, do not let's

You know Derek, you're right People say hot dog more often now But if someone says, hey, how do you say this? If they just give me this phrase in Spanish They'd be like, oh, I guess Peri Calioree

We never made anything We never made up a name for the I have a hard time believing that Since like, you know, there's so much fucking European culture in Mexico It is crazy. I feel like that they would have a word for us So I looked it up

In Spanish, hot dog is most commonly referred to as Peru Caliente or Perito Caliente. Okay. That makes sense. Which is fucking crazy to me. Interesting. They didn't make...

Okay. Fuck it. Because hot dogs are from Germany to here and like... You would think that like... Because there's so much European culture down there that they would just make something up. Or they would shorten it to something. Something. I'm sure there is slang for it.

Most of the time... I got that's my super... I mean, even in English, there's like people say glizzy and shit. Most of the time when it comes to like words... When did that start happening? Lizzie. Gly's old actually. I'm just...

It's one of those things that I wish that I never... heard. Old in what way? It was around before. It was probably like a glis. Everything was around before. There's so much bullshit. Then never mind. Listen, there's a lot of stuff that I've heard that is strictly in that northeastern area that I wish never

escaped. That sounds like one of them. Who? Cardi Blingin. No, uh, uh, Nikki. Where's she from? Mickey Manor? She's from Queens. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Nikki Malon is talented. I don't care anybody says. She has sucked for a long time, but she was a very talented actor. That's all.

I'm talking about. As of recently, oh yeah, die, bitch. Put her away for, like, to me, I've already talked with that. She made the anaconna thing. I'm like, it's over. That sucks so bad that I'm like, we don't, we don't need Nicky Minaj anymore. I was, I was watching it a lot, but yeah, I get it. You're watching it.

You should have been here, but I didn't. Her asses, her, her asses, are you ever seen her fucking, she's sitting down on a chair? Yeah. And her, it looks, it looks like there's two hot dogs just fucking put into her ass. which are our legs and I was like this is so unattractive yeah hey man 16-year-old me could watch all day yeah you were into like fake asses like that I still don't exactly hate fake asses I hate them so much there's it there's an aesthetic choice you know I was like I would never touch him but I appreciate him from a distance kind of it's kind of like

I don't know man whatever who cares about what I was like Mexicans we're gonna one of the names. We're going to read our $25 and up patrons now. Sorry, got that gas in me right now. Patreon.com slash the snark tank. Go over there. Get your name right at the end of the show if you want to go to our tiers.

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at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. Um, I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Hey, Batman, it's me, Joker. I don't know why you think I'm Mexican, man. I'm the same guy.

The Joker's like actually the one of few times he's chill. He's not tweaking. Hey, man. He's out of character. I don't know what's going on. He breaks character. There's no one's seeing him. His character is the Joker.

and him normally, he's like he's a Mexican yai, but he's behind all the makeup so he can't, he couldn't tell. I love the idea of Joker calming down. Like, you caught me on my break, fool? No one's viewing him. So he's like not tripping.

That was more like Ren from Ren's. A little bit, a little bit. What are you doing? Ren is clearly Mexican-coded. Well, he's a chihuahua, I guess. That's true. Yeah, I forgot. But like, that's their national bird.

He's more like Igor to me. Yeah, he sounds a little, he's a combination of the two. He's got, he's definitely, There's a Mexican of yours. I think there's a little bit both. Yeah. I think there's like kind of.

What are you doing? Yeah. I'm going to rape you. What's that scene when he was playing the guy really violently is like what you did? I know what you did. Dude, that scene is fucking. That's true.

It's a shame that that guy is a fucking freak. Obviously, though. In retrospect. How could you not be? Reddy Stimpe's like cow and chicken, but like they didn't tell him stop. They didn't tell him like,

hey, that's enough now. Yeah. I love that that scene of the guy waking up. Oh yeah, yeah, yes. It's just that painted. Yes. That's a classic, man.

Classy stuff. I miss all that on TV. I saw that on DVD, like way after. But. Spill br was the last vestige of that kind of like animation. Sure. That kind of like letting the people that are animating it just do bullshit and have fun with it. Where like every frame was different.

Yeah. Now it's like machine. Why are you doing? Yeah. It's just that, yeah, 100%. I'd like to, we've got our new secretary of war, Ren. I'm going to.

That'd be terrifying, actually. He's an evil. We're going to nuke everyone. Yep. Now! And the bombs drop immediately. Just belly flop on all the buttons. I'm going to press the button.

Do you dare me to press the button? Do it, I swear. It's going to be cool. I can't wait. I can't wait. Before you press it Buy more Trump coin Buy more Trump coin before Wren

presses the button And completely ends modern life Nunes are all launching He's like Wow I actually got to get a look at that Wow I've actually

I'd like to see this For myself He walks over to the window Stairs right into the explosion His eyes He's blind He's like Wow it's darker than I thought

it would be. I thought it would be... I could tell you that, my... I thought it would be maybe the opposite. I thought it would be so bright that I would see everything, but everything's kind of gone. Owie, owie. Remember when he looked into the fucking...

The solar... The lunar eclipse? Yeah. That is fucking crazy. How did people not understand... Like, I... Look... He's so funny, dude.

Like, what the fuck? I understand early on thinking, like, oh, that's amusing. It can't possibly get out of hand because it's so obviously dumb, right? That's what I thought. I thought like, oh, this is so obviously insane. Right.

This isn't going to last. Like, we're not going to let this continue. And then we didn't. And then we didn't again. That to be, that to be is the most irredeemable part of this timeline where it's just like, I could have almost let it go if it was like one clean sweep.

Yeah, because at least there would have been like an unbroken stream. of like psychosis. Right. And I guess there still was. But like the getting away from it and the coming back is really what sets it apart. Yes. To me.

It's like you're fucking COVID did damage to people. And then the party that was supposed to like stop the damage decided to pick terrible shooters. Microwaving Beagles and David. Everything wrong. They're doing it again. They're literally doing it again. It's insane. It's like what are you?

You guys can't make it. That's why like I need, we need, we need somebody. Even though, like, I don't think John Stewart's the best person for the job, but I also think he is, if you know what I mean. Just to break away from the trash. Of the people currently even available, I think he is. You know what I mean? Sure. The people that we are cognizantly aware of who are considering doing it.

I think he's a good enough person. I'm sure there are better people who are never going to do it. Exactly. I think he's a good enough person and he's intelligent enough to be able to lead a country. When it comes to foreign affairs, that's always a shit for me where I'm always like, I don't know how I think it's going to be. That shit is the fucking. That's the real. political game truly.

That's where all the money is, man. That's why, like, you think, do you think it's like, I always ask people, do you think Trump gives a solitary fuck about Venezuela or Greenland? No, it's always about his oil tycoon homies that want the oil down there because that's where all the heavy oils at. And then Greenland has a bunch of resources for AI. And that's why all these AI fucks are investing a ton of money to get into Greenland. It's sort of like, Trump doesn't give a shade.

He's just like, give me money. The president loves you. I try to have people understand that I'm like oh Trump's doing this I'm like yeah he is doing it But rest of sure through his entire life was you like man I really want to we should go into Venezuela Hey we should take over girl like come on guys Venezuelans come on guys come on guys come on guys come here come on guys They dip I just like he's he's kind of a marionette you know yeah

He doesn't stand for anything and that's what really makes it so sad crazy asshole At least if he stood for something, it'd be like worth people like going behind it, but he doesn't stand for anything. That's what's crazy. And the fact that people don't understand he doesn't stand for anything is what makes me crazy. It's like he doesn't have any respect for you as a being. That's what's funny. Like as a being, he doesn't respect you.

That's what's so funny to me. He doesn't care about you. But why do you love him so much? He genuinely thinks you're stupid. Like he says like, we love the poorly educated. Smart people don't like me. These are quotes. Yeah.

Like verbatim. Yeah. And I believe him. You know? He's, he's. He's well aware. He's aware. He's very sad.

Very sad that people have gotten so far. I don't, I'm not, I'm not a smart man. Wren, what's staking the bombs so long? Mr. President, we're dead. We've been dead. We've been dead for hours. What are you doing? The void's kind of.

It's so cool. It's so cool. I was wondering why. Why are you here? I felt dead. I felt dead. My dick worked for the first time. in a while and I was like, wow.

Ew, why? Because he's dead. Everything's back online because nothing's online technically. Yeah, that makes sense. What are you fucking saying? Like my dick, I can feel my dick again because I'm dead. Now, everything is kind of like...

I'm gonna read the names now. Car me down. Come me down. Three, two, one. Which one? These are $25 and up names? Remember, you can join that patron if you want. What is Sheldon's friends names?

What? What are you saying? What's one of his friend's names? Who? Sheldon, Raj. Yeah, I got a Pokemon that looks like Raj. You want to see it? Is there a Jewish Pokemon?

Is there a Pokemon that's particularly Jewish coded? You should know. Why are you asking? I'm thinking. He knows and he's trying to act like he doesn't know. No, I really don't. I'm digging in here. He's trying to not be extremely racist and he's like, you know what?

I'm going to delay. That's crazy you think I would like fucking hinder to this right now, this moment. Shrekomite, I choose you. Shrek. It's just a coin. Oskanazi go and it's just Yeah We're kind of taking over

It's just Woody Allen It's just Woody Allen I'm a fucking Pokemon I remember what he sounds like Where the little girls at Where's anyone I want to I want to adopt them

And then marry them I would have marry everyone It's so crazy It's like in her holy clothes Every single person The fact that people aren't married by me is a sin particularly young women

like a microwave baby it's more like John of the George John Travolta a little bit there's a little bit I don't know

what fucking Williamson is like anyway I'm gonna read these names so so what is this so that's what wouldn't have happened if I hadn't dismantled

the toe shorter a woman can't wake is this something I don't know oh it's a fucking thing Oh, the toy

That Oh Dismantle That So that's what wouldn't have happened If I If I If I hadn't

Dismantled the Toeshorter A woman can't wake A woman can't wake That is fucking You guys Suck I'm getting so

I'm so immediately offput A woman can't wake A woman can't wake Oh Garbage Gay Nirvana be like Hey Wait

I am so goddamn gay I like fucking gay Forever have sex with thousands of guys Not bad Not bad There's something there I'd rather put

Instead of God damn I'd like to put Fucking because it just rolls Out the tongue a little better I am so fucking gay But I like it though Fucking gay I would even just

I would I would just say Hey gay Hey or something Or you know Change that Yeah That's pretty good

Or like I'm gay I am so fucking gay Forever I have sex with thousands of guys I'm gay That's pretty good

I got I like that song I haven't listened to Nirvana a while actually I've been listening Yesterday I've been recently I wrote a song

That has a lot of The same chords as What's the Oh shit Do you do that Sometimes you look at Like the boards of a famous song and you're like, I wonder how if, I wonder if I can put these together

in a way that makes it sound like nothing like the original? No, I've never done that. It's fun to do. And you write the same song again. And it's the same thing. And then you rip it off and then you steal. I'm going to just steal. I'm going to play you something and I'm going to see like if this, I kind of poisoned the well already, so I kind of wish I didn't say. But like, does this sound familiar to you? Hold on. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea, from the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then, your BFF started glaring it, which is cute, until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on

eBay, and there it is, same tea from the same tour, still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to. you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I want to beg it play. Yes, that's right. No, I mean, it's, I mean, it doesn't sound like Nirvana to me. Nothing. That doesn't talk to Nirvana to me, but I can be wrong. So there's a da-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Oh. Wait, what is that? You know. Oh. Like this is God. Don't know what it be. I haven't thought of it. that in a while.

But like the, especially the... That song's weird though because it's got like a dissonant kind of like... The melody of that song doesn't match the backtracking at all. Like it's actually like...

It's kind of weird. Yeah. But like there's... I wouldn't have recognized it. The first few chords are the same but it's played differently. But like it was annoying me because I'm like, damn.

It makes me want to go in the direction like just the... Because it's just like... Nah, nah, nah. But it's just a little bit... Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-ha. Especially the bass. Yeah.

If you're sucking on my dick, I am fucking gay. Gay, I'm gay. So fucking gay. Can't stop being gay because I am so fucking gay. At least he knows, you know. At least he's very aware of No effort at all

Very aware he's gay It would work though It would like that would spread I bet People would really enjoy that Oh God People would have clapped themselves In early graves

With that shit They'd clap their asses dead People have been Blugging me for more of that gay shit And I might do creed necks Oh which one You know the hold me now I'm just having a problem though

Because So I'm probably the one that I want to go with that I think is too stupid because it's not like a real phrase I'm thinking I'm going to go with bone me now but I have this one you know it's hold me now I have you know what I want to say like calling himself hold on I just I got to express this

so he's expressing to himself that he's gay but in a way that nobody speaks so he's saying homo me now so it's like homo me now but like no one talks like that broken English

yeah so I can't it's not I don't think people and a caveman I don't think people would get it if I did that you know it would be my

my what do you got blow me now my first attempt I'm not saying it would land this way but I would I would think like

something endowed in doubt in doubt oh it's probably too sophisticated of a word to use in that place yeah

I feel like I'd be tempted by it. I'd probably make it through at least three drafts we're trying to work that in. Sewing down. So I'm sucking all these dicks and I'm gay. So I got so there's instead of thinking there's cream in there's also I was I was the part of thinking of putting gap in so it's like because I like I like there's six sticks in my ass and I'm gaping.

Yeah so that's most likely what I'm going with. Yeah. There you go. But then it's like maybe six. Dix ain't so blank blank. That's the part that I'm kind of blanking on. Too bad. Yeah, I'll figure it out.

Yeah, I'll figure that. That's for another time. Christine, no. Come home me now. Somebody, somebody, uh, take this video, edit Derek behind like a, like that yellow background. Like a genius. And the store his voice. Genius.

Yeah, yeah. Would you say? Distored his voice too for some reason. Why? Because I was thinking of, I was thinking of him being behind the yellow background. And like, when they do the. behind the background, huh? No, because I'm thinking of like, you know what people get like when people are being interviewed for some fuck shit and they're fucking shadowed?

Oh, you mean like all like like like like that show on adult swim? Yeah, I did remember that? That show where it was like a family that like were being, oh my God, it starts with a D. What is it? There was the show where they were all wearing the mask and they were distorting their voices. I don't know if I remember that. Oh my God. I love that show that about a family out of those ones that I can remember was the oblongs.

Oh, no, this was like a live action. What is the word that I'm looking for? I don't know. God damn, it starts with a D. Look up adult film shows. There's not many of them. Dennis de Mendes. Sure.

Christy. Why? Christy Noam and Laura Lumer are fuddly sluts. I heard they made out with hot dogs. You mean perito calientes. Christi no. Oh, I read that already. A different sad guy.

from Michigan. Louis Armstrong singing, we are Charlie Kirk under genuine duress. Obliterating Ben Shapiro with the Jewish orbital laser to redeem our people. Young, god damn it. You know what really fucked me up? Doing that fucking Nirvana thing. Oh, really? I really, I really. Delocated was the show. I don't think I ever heard of that. You heard like, it was just like a show. Oh, I do remember. What the fuck? That's okay. And then they have like the distorted voice where it sounded like this.

That's a crazy idea I never thought of it I think I maybe passed by that show Once or twice I was like I don't know what I'm seeing I really enjoyed it And I forgot it existed Until like this

You know just a few minutes ago It was like a hospital show like that That I feel like I Oh my god Children's Hospital I can't remember that actor's name Oh it's crazy He uh

He's a hot tub time machine He was um He was like the bald guy Fuck I know you mean He was the clown in that show Yeah He's on my office too I think I think so

I don't know his name. Yeah, I don't know his name. You know, that bald guy. Bald fella. Young Kingston is just a wannabe Littarian Milton. That's a little kid from Boondock. I do bad things in my friends.

I like smoke with cigarettes. I like that. Yeah, I know that kid. Things based on a real kid, right? Yeah. Wait, I've seen it because he drove his grandma's car. Yeah. I'm not that bad. I was not that bad. I was a bad little kid, though. Oh, I remember this. I remember that. Yeah. That was a pretty bad.

fucking like 10 year old or something He took his mom's car It's a fucking KFC Least racist Finnish woman Cold Brew King They have some racist shit going on over there Maybe Finland There's always like

The kind of racism But it's like I don't know that much about I don't know about the Finns I think fins are probably cool They don't seem to bother anybody I never hear anything about like a Finnish national It's doing crazy shit

You know what I mean? Dude what are they're building Like they've been quietly They'd be quietly a shit Like brewing perfect races. I can't even imagine like a Finnish pirate. You know what I mean? I know, right?

I guess Jojo bought it. She actually dated a Finn man. Oh. So I'm going to ask me, hey, what are they like over there? What do they do? She's like,

oh, they're building a secret. They're building a secret rape machine. A rape machine. The rapinator. They reveal it at fucking Evo. Turns on them and then it just, they can't turn it off and it gets everyone.

They got a dome Finland. on eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea, the band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them,

which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. still living in your memory, rent-free, forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught,

then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a store. story. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an

attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Did you see that Kingsman thing with the streamer or whatever? There's like a 40,000. No, there's a 40,000. There's a guy named Kingsman. He's a streamer.

Oh. But like there was like a $40,000 tournament for Marvel rivals or whatever. And he was on some team. It was like randomized teams or whatever, but it was like a $40,000. And then so like he's a serious player. And he was like, hey, can you get off a widow? Because like, widow's not going to win. And then they just, they just wouldn't do it.

and they kept being like, it's just a game, relax, like there's 40 grand here. Like, I'm a broke college student. Can we please? Like,

I mean, we could, this could help me? Can we just have like a normal, like a good team comp, please at least try? He was just making like really normal suggestions and then they kicked him off the thing for just for wanting to win.

It's fucking crazy. Like some of the clips of it is insane. First and foremost, problem number one. Random teams in a competitive shooting game. I don't know if that's exactly true. I don't know if it's exactly. It seemed like it because I was like,

why the fuck would you even? Like, why would you have such a horrible? that horrible comp. Right. Yeah. So maybe that's an inference on my part. But it's just crazy.

That sounds funny. That's insane. You sure what? Like he's being reasonable and he kicked him? I mean, he's being somewhat agro, but not more agro than they're being indefensive. You know what I mean?

Like they're being like unreasonable about it where it's just like you really can't just switch to a different character for 40 grand. That's crazy. 40 games. It's not a little bit of money. It's not a lot. But it's not like you stupid bitch. How?

How do you not have to play anyone else? You know one person? And you're in a rival's tournament. Are you serious? You don't have a flex? How did you get there? He wasn't really talking shit. He was just like sternly saying like, hey, we should like can we do something else?

And then like there was one game where like one out of the five games like she won or whatever as widow. And then they were like talk shit to Kingsman now. And it's like, what the fuck is that tournament? And they kicked him off. It's crazy. I love it. Wild. This is a very toxic player base, unfortunately too.

Because the people that played Overwatch one over there. And then add that to Marvel fans. So it's like, fucking, fucking free to play fans. So. Oh, you know,

Gunners are the worst ill cover. Free to play fanos, man. Anime fan bases are horrible. These people take shit too seriously and I'm like, you're needing to pay for this fucking game, bro.

Like, come on. Like, it's, it doesn't need to be, like, chill, you know?

Like, relax, it's all right, man. Kill me, kill me, kill me, uh,

kill me. I don't like the line of the people. Especially when it comes to competitive game. Fuck my time. Johnny but John. I don't do that shit. I can't do that. I don't do whatever. Alpha V or Alpha 5.

The gayest Bronco fan in the history of being gay. Spunkcock fallacy. Tom circumcising his sueness. Hashtag watch Power Thirst 1 and 2. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is either. Sounds like my life.

I'm sorry. It's going to be more stronger. Big Chrissy. A comfy night. I thought it was just burp. That was weird. Did we all do that? Well, I had a, like, silent one, but...

I didn't just burp, too, what the fuck happened now? I don't know. I think we're sinking, like, women. Oh. Don't you ever fucking call me yet. A woman? My hand pops. My hand below the... Oh, you're...

I'm still there, though. I think you're fucking... I'm fine. I'm fine. Ew. Just the skinless. A comfy night is moving to Ohio to join the other trannies. That would be so scary. Malik Berry.

Seeing it. Like, seeing it. Gary. Yes, it would. Like, seeing it would be like... Someone slammed their hands so hard on a desk that their flesh exploded and only a skeletal fist were made. It would be horrifying. Would your bones hurt?

There would be some sensation, right? There would be something. No, you'd be, you'd be an extreme pain. You'd feel phantom something. I don't even... You'd be an extreme pain. You feel cold, I bet. And like a deep kind of cold.

You're like, oh, this is wrong. There's nothing weird. Nothing like a deep cold. Bone on a live person. Like someone like, oh, they have that. fucking like compound fracture and then sticking out of the skin you're like oh like yeah bone really you see that video that i said you the guy like bending his legs backwards oh my god dude it was underpants you love shit like that dude it because i don't like it if it gets too

gory or whatever but like it tells me i'm fucked up my other than people's fucking well i don't like it it's just like i i've that video i've never seen I've never seen such a clear. You know what I mean? Like I've seen it bend a little bit. Yeah. You know, I've seen those, some near misses, maybe some ankles bending. But like that was crazy.

Like he was full on Arbiter. Every, every, every, every video I see like that, I comment like a gift of the Arbiter, pulling your sword out. It is. There was one where some guy was on like one of those like, what was it called like the merry-go rounds, I guess is what it's called the best of me. But it's like one of the ones when you like move it yourself. Oh, yeah, the, the spinny things. He fell off and he his arm curled like a pasta, like ziti. I saw that too.

I was like, yo, that motherfuckers, it's so much. I'm not a fan, man. It's like. I'm not a fan of it either, but like it's just like it's like it's like involuntary contortionism or something. It's like you're like you have no choice but to be a contortionist. Hi, what's up? I'm a involuntary contortionist. What's that made?

I'm a pretzel. Push me. He's all twisted I saw that video too That's all double helix I saw that video too That was crazy That's probably the craziest video like that I've seen

Because I've never seen somebody's arm Become Zidi like that I was like dude it's I don't want to see that I don't want to see that It looks like he could It looks like he's It looks like he's about to use tune force

To spring out of there Yes But it just never Literally it looks like It never happens I've never seen an arm break He looks like if he falls out His arm and he'll spring back up

That sounds outrageous That is how bad it is He's not overselling it That video is wild I hope I never see it I said it to Lyle and Lyle was like Dude is he all right Is he all right

Is he okay Imagine that's all you got left That's all you got left You know And it's all like oh what are you gonna do But imagine having the nerve To go up to that guy and be like hey Are you all

All right. Someone brought this up to me. It was like, imagine this one of, my friend's roommate is like, yeah, whenever something really fucked up happened, he always says cow a bummer, dude. And I was like, cowabumber is never the thing that you say. And he was like, well, what if something bad happened? I was like, yeah, but you shouldn't say. You don't have to say anything.

We'll see how much conviction he has when something bad happens to him. Yeah, cow bummer. Like, will he actually say cowluburn? Your dick got shot off by a rogue fucking ice agent. Calabumber, Calabumber, dude. He was like, thanks for lighting the mood.

He's a little bit of a smile on his face. Thanks for that. Thanks for that. You know Renee Goodman. Cowabumber. Yeah, he ties his fucking, he ties a fucking noose on his neck

and then a fucking jet takes off with him. Has anybody ever hung himself in like an extreme sports way? Has anybody ever done that? Like tied a news around their neck and then like tied it to like a fucking, like a plane taking off? That sounds so awesome A plane taking off feels so like

Like a joke You know like that's like that's not even sad anymore That's funny you died like that Not even like a plane A jet like a jet engine turning on will blow you up Oh what's just a jet engine Get to that This is a flying Indian

Just a jet engine Let's go Let's go One of them jet engines. One of them jet engines, man. I'm one who soars in the sky. Yeah. He turns into the eagle.

Sores real fast. Sores with falcons. That's what we call it. Jet engine. There is human hanging from me. Why? Why is that? How did he manage this?

He is one with, I don't know. There becomes a thunderbird. I must take to the sky now. A thunderbird. Oh, no. The caskinos under attack. It's like Preston Garvey It's like Preston Garvey

It's like It's like a casino A casino needs your Spunkcock fallacy Malik Barry What is it Crying so hard I sound like a waterboarded banshee

God damn You know the gargles cry for baby The shit's really You should never hear that from a baby But A gargling cry Yeah When they cry so much

They're like You never You never heard of baby cry like that? No, because I've never killed any I've never tortured a baby. I've never heard babies cry like that. I've heard babies cry way too long. I've never tortured a baby that I've heard babies being tortured.

I've heard babies cry way too long before and it's like the sound of they just like Oh, it sounds like awesome parenting. Yeah, it's terrible parenting. Fucking insane people having kids. Shut up. Against the wall. A little bit of acid on the baby's.

It dumps like syrup so it's like stick. It's like a sound dip in her. It's like a sound dip in her. A baby in Amber. A baby and Amber. You got to crack it out after it's done crying. That's crazy. That's crazy.

David's, who shit? David's, David's latest victim. I forgot about different. Got another one? I don't know, maybe.

Who cares? Fucking dated and killed a 14-year-old allegedly. That shit looked bad. That shit looked bad from the, cool guy. The conception, man. Very nice guy. Writing songs about like,

fucking murder and shit, too. I'm like, all right, it's perfect. Yeah. Something like that. I don't know too much about him, but I was looking into it. And I'm like, it seems like a great guy. Holy shit. I would definitely invite him to my wedding.

You couldn't catch me. My fucking 14-year-old knees was like, hey, come over me. You got to meet DeForvib. Deformed. It is me. Couldn't catch me on my best day with shit like that, man. A young teen. It's me.

What are you waiting for? I couldn't kill some more. It's me DeForvid I like this song a lot Unfortunately Bring me a child To maim

And rape For me it's always I realize this right Importing experience Into Logic Pro If I like That's insane If I like an artist

I'd expect them to be fucking terrible I'm really I really see it Oh fuck Hide the car Initiate Ditch car An obvious spot

Stupid asses Like just Just driving off a cliff or something I just I don't understand Go Go gadget ditch car An obvious I don't understand

I'm sweating I just coughed my lungs out It was so obvious I guess he couldn't have done this right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not my David. I don't. My deformed.

My deformed. It's his dad. That's defa. That's defy-vid. My son wouldn't be capable of this. He sounds like that guy from Curb, the, was the Super Dave? Yeah. Wait, wouldn't he be de threivid?

Dethreivit. Yeah. And then like they're growing. They're growing. I was thinking like, yeah, I guess so. But then it would really limit his lineage, I guess. I have to three, then. My son would never ditch a car like that.

Microwave a girl and cut off her legs and fever in a fucking cyber truck. Allegably. I think he did that, sir. Mr. three is a three or five. Which one are you? Which version are you? I already admitted it.

No, son, no. No. No, deformed. Take it back. Why have you done this? My voice is fuck. Derrick and white woman. Hey.

Oh, fuck. I've had my fair share. I think I've had more I think I've had more sisters though than pure white I definitely fuck more right gross and black women yeah definitely and mostly Hispanic women certainly for me definitely like I think I think Hispanic by certainly for me

definitely mixed race people have been a been a particular I've had sex only maybe one full black woman actually only one only one interesting On eBay every find has a story Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. No, I have a, yeah. When I lived in L.A., that was, you know, obviously. It's kind of easy when you live in L.A. Not a big fan of black women. I just like...

When I was a round, I just tried to grab and stuff into my car like deformed, you know? Black women can get dead too. I do not discriminate my killings. He's a fucking assassin. He's H.K. 47 for fucking Cotor. That's so stupid. He wishes.

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jeez is my favorite one that was a that's a fun the fact we both thought of that we thought of that we thought of that we thought like oh my god have a good have a good one stupid brains go to some ancient bullshit that doesn't you know what cares about anymore who's fucking bring up jeeps oh what was like oh the phone bill comes fucking fees that was my favorite one I think I couldn't find I know you found the the clip of him on AutoTune right because I couldn't find it again Oh did I find it

Somebody did because I remember seeing it again Sometime last year right And then I'm like Someone sent it to us I think that's what it was We gotta put out a We gotta pull out a bounty On that video You gotta do like somebody

If people sometimes people do respond to this If you're listening to the show right now If you haven't tuned out by now Please send us on the Instagram that video of Hassan Autotune saying fucking leave so I can make this clip

because I haven't found it either I don't know why I feel like it's the search terms would be obvious I'm uploading once we get it I'm uploading it to the drive and so it's just there forever yeah okay yeah

fucking leave if anything because I have the raw one I was like you know maybe I'll just well somebody will find it and if not I'll make one myself because I'm like wait

all I got to do is just find a certain key to put it in. Yeah, I guess so. I know what you mean, yeah. Yeah, I'm like, you know, I can replicate it, if anything. But somebody will, somebody will, they won't let us down. Chris reading our names like an obsequious N-Wer.

I'll never forget that. I'll never, I'll never, I'll never, I can't remember what the fucking situation was, but that phrase will never leave my mind. You obsequious little N-word. Fucking crazy. Do you remember that? Do you remember when I told you that? You said something about your being in school and some kid said it about another kid.

Is that what it was? Like he asked a kid to do something for him and he was like, oh, what a big is the little emperor? It was something like that. I just remember hearing that being like, this is, what a crazy fucking. We're too little. That's so eloquent and mean. It's like greetings inward. I think that's very.

Yeah, salutation. Good tomorrow. He's fucking insane. And it's like, do you understand? He's saying it because that's what they're called, not what he believes. All right. That's why he's saying. Pissing all by yourself, handsome.

Yerkeri Yoroli's Yangya-sized genus. Raines shifted. The Sloker 2, why so derpy? Take my fucking huge dick, white boy. Goat out your booty and take my fucking huge dick till you die. Whoa. All right. Relax.

Butt sack. That's so stupid. Batsack. Ew. And rounding out our list. No. That's cruel. Liar.

Liar. Kill me as man. You are a liar. I'm killing you now for lying. It's the wrath of deformed. No, son. You got to stop. Lying isn't punishable by death.

Too late. I am killing him now. Sorry. Father. Once again, bouncing to garage band. Hassan Pikes something funny and then making a strained exhale, fucking wheeze.

Oh, no, this is gonna be. Wees. Fucking wheeze. My favorite X-Man is Ted Kaczynski. I don't know what that is. He's the fucking, wasn't he one of the bombers? No, he's a serial killer, right? Who the fuck was Ted Kaczynski again?

I can never remember... No, Anders Breivik was the... Was the abortion clinic bomber, I think. I think he was the... Wasn't he the... Was he not the O K-C bomber? I'm gonna look it up. Was he okay-C?

Who? Ted K-D? Ted Kaczynski... Was he? Was he okay-C or which one was he? Oh, the Unabomber. Of course. Oh, he was the Unabomber.

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There is a second. I got 200 seconds. No, I just... We'll be good. Yeah, we'll go. We'll get out in time. Like roughly three minutes. What?

Is that true? Camping. A little more over three minutes. Must be 10 years. 180 seconds. Right? 180 seconds in a year, right? Yeah.

Oh my God The time If we calculated time in that way To for you did We should do that We should calculate things In much more of an abundance You know certain countries

Have different Different year calendars Yes I didn't know that many I didn't know that was like really a thing Yeah I hate it But you know I go whatever I get it

Ethiopia I think has They're like in 2016 or 2018 Because to me it's just like hey You know I get it but also Let's just all sync up because it's all arbitrary, right? But it's like, let's just agree on one time.

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engaging in orthodox activities. Really insane. The idea of a dragon man beating a fuck out of you. He has all these, He has fucking, there's swords. Monks are lame to me in D&D, but they're also really cool. But for me, it's like, why would I not use a cool badass sword or something or a hammer? Yeah, I get it.

Yeah. But being a monk is cool because it's like, oh, I'm beating you up a dragon on my hands. That's where I kind of like the idea of like a mystic knight or something because it's like, okay, I have magic and shit, but also I got fucking cool swords and shit. I've always wanted to do like a Bethesda run where I'm just punching shit. It works for a while. It's hard to do because it's just like it's so funny. using different things.

Yeah. But, like, I kind of always just never do it. But I feel like it would be fun. It is fun. The next game, they're going to be able to,

they're going to, like, really mix and match where you get, like, probably, like, probably, like, probably. Yeah, probably. That's another.

I just guy, it comes on 20, 20, 20, so who cares? They need a W, so. Put your dirty poos in my washing machine, shark baby farted up inside.

We'll see. Xbox needs a W, so they should probably make that. Well, I mean, whatever. They're not really. They don't be, they'll be good in the sense They're going to make a bunch of shit.

Yeah. They're a developer direct tomorrow. Tomorrow's going to be a long sacred. Yay. I just want Resin, you want to come out already. Do you? You got time. I got a month.

Isn't that end of February? End of that a month, yeah. I don't want to be that white bitch, man. I hope she's, like, in the game for like three minutes. I hope she squirts a bunch at least. Okay, well, you're fucking shit. You're such garbage. I don't care.

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Collecting all our mods. I'm typing to the point that it looks like I have two hands on each side. Squirting demigording demigorgian pee. The mod download. My computer's fucking chugging and shaking. Shut the fuck a bitch. The computer is shaking. Shut the fuck.

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Yeah Forever they're doing weird shit to it man They're planning bombs and stuff I wish my computer is so bad You sit your computer to a factory A bomb factory I'm very proud of you It's a bomb

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Whoa. Hilarious. He's a Mexican instead of Spanish, maybe. Oh. He's still. Yeah. Pussin Boots was, yeah, he's Spanish. Clearly spanish.

What's the opposite of Spanish or Mexican? I'm just saying since the Spanish like raped him, I'm like, let's just give it opposite. I don't know. I feel like the opposite of love. Uh-huh. Yeah. Why do I feel like the opposite of everything is Chinese?

of everything Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, I feel like if you're a white guy, the opposite is probably black, right? Yeah, typically, culturally. But I feel like if you're Latino, I feel like the opposite is probably Chinese. It's Chinese.

I feel like if you're Indian, I feel like the opposite is Chinese. I think Polynesia for Indians. That's so specific. I don't know. There's something about China that feels so encompassed. I had a joke. That was crazy, but I had to suppress it. Oh, good, good idea, thanks.

Your shit didn't die again, did it? No. I was like, oh, great. It's on low battery. It's on low power motor. See if we can finish up in eight minutes. See if that's possible. Yeah, we could run.

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What do you say now? Yeah, he said like it's not. He was doing the epiphobophile stuff. Oh, he was like technically it's not. And he said, said Jeffrey Epstein is cool now, so, you know. He's got nothing. He's just like... He's so, oh, he's losing. He needs more views.

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Wouldn't it be wild if he just never shows up again and he actually died on the flight? That'd be unceremonious though. Like, I want it to happen and it'd be obvious. So we can like, you know, so we can get. But I'll take anything. I'll take anything, though. I know I know how I would prefer it, but I'll take it.

I know what you mean. Gids. Gaped. Guys, gaped green giggers getting hung by the gay gay gay nice cool turn the thing i sent you in the car the shit you were saying each other and you're fucking coming home from freaking uh the bar was ridiculous and the girls are like what are you guys talking about and you're like just shut the fuck up just don't worry about it shut the fuck up don't worry about it

go have kids shut the fuck up go have children and cook poorly get out of here god damn what if we all have sex uh kaysen be like i think what happens is this right and is wrong Welder girl and her wife were very nice hosts even had a hot cocoa after also I shat my bridges for you lads no dis But Trump does remind you of

No dis But what is he saying But does Trump remind you of King Grandma? No he's got no King Grandma? Unceremoniously not Trump of my grandmother Yeah yeah

That's interesting Because he's losing it Oh It's the implication. Okay. I didn't actually understand that at first. That was a shit joke. Wow.

They're both old. I guess. One's the president. One is just Kingston's grandmother. That's it. King, Grandma. Should it be Kingma? We can't make her character.

All right. Let her. She's in the floor now. Let her be. Let her be here. We don't want to keep her alive in the Cocoaverse with this way. Rest and peace. King.

Yeah. Let her sleep. Gadoff. Be like, I can't believe. I haven't heard that actually. Gaydolph? I've never heard Gadoff in my life.

Gadoff be like, Is that a real name? You shall fuck out. Oh, he's trying to say Gandalf. You shall fuck ass. E.A. Sports in the sand. Hey, guys, check out this Pokemon that reminds you of Jeffrey Epstein.

It's a photo of Anthony Bortain. I mean, he does look a lot like you. I've seen people make jokes of that. He does. I mean, he doesn't, but he does enough to, I understand what people are saying. It's like Tyson,

the great, who? Kyson, out and Pete, did he? Oh, right. He actually does kind of look like him, though. If he's enough. If he dresses, if he goes out of his way to look like him, he looks like it. 100%.

Uh, EA Sports in the Sand. Hey guy. Oh, I read that right. I want to hit Chris in the head so hard that all the meat comes off like a rack of ribs. That's wild. That's some force.

We don't know how eels reproduce. Look it up. I do remember that. Oh, Jesus. We're only on the fucking second page? Yeah, it's over, man. How's that possible? I don't know.

DeFormid really fucked us. Cardboard pie. Department of War Nomes are real and I kill them on site Can we just start calling ICE The Efslers and N-words? No I mean, I guess what I mean, I don't care

I mean, do what you want Do what you want God is watching Yeah, it's not really doing much God is watching River Monsters Something funny Chris is frequently famished for feet It's crazy

Call the chiropractor I'm back That's stupid Hector Hexagonus AKa Junior Aid Squid Goon Devil, the man without come, chasing cars by Blow Patrol. If I'm gay queer, if I'm just gay queer, would you like with me? I just fuck my holes.

Fucking this guy's butthole shaped earlobes hard. Nickel G. Germanium, ruthanium, gallium, and etrium. Dirk, listen to Live and Learn and then his word zebrahead. What Disney villain are you replacing Sween with? I don't know. Ursula? Yeah. What?

I mean, what do you mean? Probably Frasilié. He's interesting. Who's that? Dr. Facilier. The fuck is that? Oh, I never saw that. Never saw it?

It was at that point. It's too black. It's really good, though. It's too black. I think that's the last, that was the last two-de animated one. Too black for Chris. Too black for me.

I didn't care. I was like, what are these people fucking complaining about in a Disney movie, dude? Now what's the problem? What's the, but New Orleans isn't fucking diverse enough? Best food. down there. I'm like, what the fuck? Shut up.

It is probably the best food in the country. Go with some fucking crawfish, bitch. It is. Even though I don't like seafood, it's probably the best food in the country. It's really fucking good. The spices are phenomenal. I would imagine, though. Spices are phenomenal. Also, the most diverse place, like the most, like, diverse-based culture of a place. Yeah, yeah. He's all the mermaids moving in. Right. All the mermaids. Every time it floods. All right. The snark tank is probably a homoerotic, especially the gay. Welcome to the bumhole. We've got Come to the bum hole We've got coming gays

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Holy shit. Your dick is my bidet is fucking crazy. That's so gross. My car. Chris loves the band Reality Train. I don't know what that. It's like crazy train when they make it back. I don't know, man.

Star Coffee. Collins recreating weapons ending on old Colin. I don't give a fuck about the opinions of Italians. Yush. New Foxhound unit under Trump. Leon Kennedy, young Colin, king dad, gook killer dad. That's crazy.

2005, Kingston. So lost you. Nate Jacobs and Zarbond. What a fucking garbage assortment. They're all like in the back of a car like getting ready for a op. It's so stupid. How they do that in movies at all back in a kid.

respectfully that's a menagerie of trash Hey you guys want to see a Pokemon that looks like Jambini Ramsey Yes Kingston is so very gay and every man has his own way They take such a toll fucking his hole that he walks with the lint the next day That's crazy nice That's a limerick there you go nice Craig the Canadian when Hassan gets lost in a forest

Fucking trees It's your boy Shawnee Dee and a man named Diddy Diddles people did Kojima write this door dash Raft Akrock is this true response out less boringy when Sween's late, instead of switching cameras, just switch to a still image of that crying Sween. Oh, we talked about every time you're late from now on, we're just going to slowly docks you one character at a time.

Yeah. What do you think about that? Like one character? Yeah, like one letter. What's your address? Say it out right now. Don't do that. Don't do that.

We're just going to start with the first number. Do something to me. We're going to start with the- other people. It's happening. We're going to start with the first number. Every time you guys are late, I'm going to shoot you. You figuratively that we're going to do it.

You figuratively starved that adult next month. Why is it no longer smiling? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, Derek. Don't be late again, please. I don't want to shoot you any more than this. The idea of having to go by it too, but I have to shoot you.

I said I was gonna. Jizz on an N-word that tries to shoot Jiz. I'm mad of my word. On an N-word, Wu Gay Clan and System of a Gay. System of a gay. Hearing search say that. In sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at footage of the

Challenger Explosion. Drip M. Hort of all drip. Hassan when he finally remembers the name of his mechanic. Fucking Steve. Trump is... Trump is fighting to the nail not to spend the last 10 seconds of his life in prison. Obi won't you blow me.

Got them. Godzilla Blazers. Dunn gave me atomic lung. Dick Cheney getting revived by the Pet Cemetery and coming back exactly the same. Kremlin to Gremlin. The Starlit Bandit wants Jalen back on the pod? Yeah, maybe. Everybody's been busy. won't

W. Dally playing dead so well they gave me a Viking funeral Chris signed the contract that has Kingston get molested by Akuma that way he can have a real reason for being late wage slate 583

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And last page Christopher Rapats Sirk. What? What? Pee, Patreon has been adding censorship to names lately. I wonder if it's your fault. Can you imagine? Maybe, actually. Elipsis, old Colin, hiring young Colin to kill Tony Soprano. Jesus. Yowie connoisseur, when I die, mix my ashes into a brick and use it the bash

of ashes head in this crazy. Whoa. John Strickland, sucking the pride, uh, Polish. Oh, the pride, what? Sucking the pride polish right off of them, Tom. nails. That's crazy. Damn. The first surgery, David, Hassan getting chased by his, by, at his local pond.

Fucking geese. Fucking geese. That's great. Derek, check out a quiet word by native construct. I don't know. Okay. Okay.

Mr. You're going to forget. I always forget this. Like Mr. Aziz's go. Pre-Raz, I got locked you, Joe,

John doing graveyard chips at the next second factory. And all I got was locked at the previous you mentioned. Took a mentally scarring shit called that at a tromation. Dump. Napster of Puppets, Hassan when he gets his... What? When he lets his dairy age?

Fucking cheese. That's so dumb. Not bad, not bad. That's not bad. What kind of pizza are you looking for? Fucking cheese. Fucking crawling on my knees. It hurts to stand on heels.

Lincoln Park. Just gape it. If you got an erection, gape it. If you think he's long, just gape it. Don't use protection. Whoa,

you're such an eustler. Young, young Sweeney. Lost in Manhattan Swamp ass so wet I wipe before I shit God damn You're struggling

We need one hour of it Of just Sweeney's last fans unite Opposite Kingston be like Hey I'm on on time Opposite Kingston be like Hey I'm on time for the podcast Dict's so dirty You can smell it over the phone

God damn What is that? Oh I got a hang up Oh God it's 5G is crazy. Matthew Broderick yelling Go Go Gadget Car Crash

killing a family in Northern Ireland. That's a callback. Out of focus, Bigfoot, has anyone asked Trump if he really means Iceland? Jesus. Derek,

fucking a dude's ass, just to do a 360 with his cog buried inside of him to flex. Sorry, Miss Jackson. Freezing a dish of piss and sliding it under Sweet's door every day.

Peasants Graham, Ethereum has the past because he took Colossus's hard ass. Pergerian Hunter is having a child, frying bacon with my shirt off. That's tough as nails, brother. Nayfram and rounding out our list as always, the king of haphazard.

We did it. Oh, God, we did it. Thank you all. Without any piss. Patreon.com slash Star Tank. Remember you can go and go and do all that stuff. Without any piss. Go right in there, sir. That's impressive. When I was 11, I would have healed.

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