The Snark Tank - #392: This Guy Sucks

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

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Kingston. It's him, Derek. Welcome back. We're local today. Or not local today. We're opposite. We're remote today. So, Derek's train, on the day that we were initially supposed to record this,

Derek's train was stupid late. And so it made us push the day. why was that again? Because you texted us. Yeah. And I was like, are you sure? So at this point, I was at the, I was like, fuck it. I'm going to do errands.

I'm going to go to the gym. And then Jojo actually became curious about what the fuck was going on with the train. And it was like, oh, an Amtrak train hit a person. And the trains are delayed from, you know, from this area to this era. And I was just like, that's because I've. I've been thinking about that. I was like, when am I going to see someone get fucking hit?

Because apparently in L.A. It happens a lot because people are crazy over there. Yeah, more than you would think, I guess. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. Yeah. So I still haven't witnessed it, but there is,

I just, because it's so easy to not. So it must be deliberate every time. Because you can't like, I don't think it's like, we don't have any trains over here like the fucking subways where it's all deep. And, like, say, if you accidentally fall at some point, it's hard, like, you can hurt yourself and it's hard.

It's all shallow. So motherfuckers are timing that shit. They're just like making us, making it inconvenient for everyone to kill themselves. I'm like, come on, man. What are you doing? It is crazy to me that, like, I don't understand how a person gets hit by a train accidentally. Like, that's, I don't think that happens. Right.

Really. I think it happens, but it's like, how? How? How could it happen? You can just, you can trip. It has shit happens, dude. No. No. Okay.

Never mind. What do you mean? You can trip and hit a train that you don't see coming? No, you can trip onto tracks and then fall and get hit by a train. It's happening. Like people also rushing to get trains. You know, people are like running down to banishers to get the train.

God forbid they slip or something happens. And then bam, we can get hit by a train potentially. It's possible. It's not likely. It can be avoided. Here's what I think. I think it's fundamentally impossible.

Yeah. It's just improbable. I think it's improbable. I think you, I think you've chosen that life. If you get hit by a train, you've chosen that. Like, that's a conscious choice that you're making. You're thinking, like, I'm going to run at this train.

I think I'm going to get hit. Fair. Let me do it. I mean, that happens. I think your point is more likely, I think, probably. I think in India, people get hit by trains accidentally. Because it seems like that's, like, the only type of, like, live league video that I see out of India is like a train just careening off a track and, like, into somebody's kitchen. Or some guy hanging off of a train and he, like, hits a tree or, like, like, something.

I'm ridiculous. Yeah, post. And it sounds like fucking their st. It sounds like, it sounds like freaking a glass harmonizing off the back of someone's fucking head. Did you see the video? I saw it on Instagram.

It wasn't gore or like death or anything. The guy got his shit rocked, but he was okay. He was like on one of those like, you know those rides where it's like, it's not quite a pendulum swing thing, but it's like, uh,

yeah. I mean, it is, but it doesn't go all the way around or whatever. It was like one of those. And he was like, kind of like monkey barring around, you know, like hanging out around the standing up on the girders. Then he just gets his shit rocked by a fucking girder.

And then he just, he just, he just, no, it is. Because he's not going stupid fast, but it's definitely enough to like, it was, it was like a 50% chance of that that's going to hurt a lot or it's going to like knock you out and kill you. You know, but you could see him like, and sit down. And I'm like, bro, like, how do you not know that that's going to happen to you? I feel like if you get hit by one of those things, it just weighs too much for you. Like to get hit by that, you're, you're, you have brain damage. Like, you're not getting hit by that and you're fine. It's just, it's so much mass.

It wasn't fast. It's still mass. That's the thing. It's still mass shifting like that. Because you could punch someone and give them brain damage, you know, like that thing hitting your head, your fucking, your cortex. Well, look, I'm not saying, I'm not saying he doesn't have a lisp. No, I'm not, I'm not saying like he's, you know.

He's smarter today. You think you can find that video? What the hell would you have to put in? I don't even know. I don't even, I don't even, I don't even see the thing is I make a conscious effort not to even like those videos.

Because I don't want them to show up more often. I just, I see them and I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Then I pass by. And then I actively try to like something that I think is interesting,

but less horrible to kind of correct the algorithm. You're like, I know, I don't know if I want to see more of that. My algorithm is really fucked up. My feed, my personal feed is fine. is a it's a pure place it's just like people i know or like something involving like one of my interests that are not as crazy and then if i just open a thing and i scroll like three things down

i'm like oh wow now wow this guy just turned a human torch in his own bedroom that's really cool i uh i snoozed my recommended stuff on instagram i used to do it all the time and then i let it maybe go for like two, three months. So I snoozed it again, just a few days ago. And I forgot how. You recommend it. Absolutely. So yeah, on your feet, you know, it's always just suggesting you fucking bullshit.

And it's always wild. So you click the three dots or whatever. And then you can be like, I don't want to see this or whatever the fuck. And then you can snooze for only 30 days. You can't turn it off. You have to continuously snooze it for 30 days. What I did is I, um, I did it all the time to, I went into the thing and I was like, oh, you choose your algorithm, whatever,

and I just kicked big booty women's, big boom over and over again. And then a guy getting like executed by ice and stuff like that, now it's really big booty ice. Yeah, I get it. If a big booty person killed someone as they are a part of ice. So how would you feel if a big, like a big booty Latina

shot Renee Good? It would be a more interesting story. Say you that much. Like her, Like you wonder how she even gets those pants on and off. Like that's how fucking thick she is? Seeing those are crazy to me when it's like, how did you get your pants on?

Like what is like, how did you get those on you? Like what is like what contraption do you have? And that you sit in and it flips you over and then pulls it down and then make like. Yeah. It was incredible. There was a, there was a police officer like that that went viral.

I think she was in Europe or something like that. And that's what I remember they're so vividly because that Roush V guy. was like complaining about that shit. Like that man is he was one of the OG Manosphere guys. I haven't thought about that guy in forever. Oh my God. I don't. He's somebody that I'm actually interested in searching to see if he still exist.

If there's still low. There's so many there's, I don't know why there's a lot of attractive female cops in general. I don't know why that is that is true. They're hiring them. Back east, there's. so I've ran into myself and I'm not even like a person that really interacts at police officers that much but I've ran into at least

three, four like really hot female cops in my own. I want to support what you're saying because I saw just recently five different um female officers. Um, I think they were fired because of um, bogus overtime pay like that their numbers were fudged. So clearly they were fucking like, a captain or something. And he was like, oh, no, he worried just, I had one consensual relationship. I had nothing to do.

Like, it was like a, but it was like a few different women. They're all, NYC cops. So. Oh, well, that is the most corrupt police precinct. Probably in the world. Higher like these, uh, these thick like ladies and then you just give them fake overtime pay and they fuck you. And they're making a ton of money.

Like, oh, uh, fuck yeah, for sure. Oh, within one, within one week of overtime with literally having enough hours that's more than an actual week and then making like within that making like a hundred thousand dollars extra in a week as a cop as a cop making a hundred k as a cop is insane they already have that and fucking like that's like their base salary they make like fucking 6k like in cities like that it's fucking bullshit i'm like how do you make so much money just to kill people that's crazy just like i'm a lucky dude i i'm a lucky dude i I've had like the most mixed bag experience of a cop.

I never experienced pretty brutality, but I've definitely experienced like straight up straight up profiling, but also just genuine kindness from police officers. Like in a way that's like, what the like, holy shit, you're like actually one of the good ones. They were tired. They were tired that day.

They were like they didn't have the energy. It's the weirdest thing, dude. I've definitely had a few times where I should have been like, oh yeah, I'm just going to go to jail right now. And a cop was like, just get rid of this and go straight home. Like just go because he probably knows it's like Oh yeah this kid is doomed if I sent him into the system right now He's I'm gonna ruin his life

Can I can I um can I make it sound a little bit more Their decision I think it might be a little more selfish I've watched oh maybe I want to do the work that's true That's that to me is that's possible is always the difference when I'm Especially I've been I've been staying away from a lot of brain rot and just watching My I guess a slight version of brain rot because a lot of these people on the body cams they're like freaking out or, you know, they're drunk. They're being, it's dumb trespassing things.

It's like light content. No like murder, porn mystery shit. Like, I'm like, I don't want any of that. But the body cam stuff has been kind of fun for me. And the difference between the arrest and not arrest, it's always, you can always tell they're like, I don't want to arrest you. And I'm like, I know why you don't want because you have to do paperwork. It's fucking shit.

Who the hell wants to do that? That is a safe assumption. I can assume like, oh, it's probably just paperwork. Because it would be a lot of times it would be easier to just arrest the person that's being belligerent or they're not listening and it's so clear that they're like bro just leave like i don't want to deal with this go run off i'm not going to chase you run away stop running at me stop coming toward me i'm caught up in the game my attention is on every play and every whistle but what i'm missing is a signal coming from my kidneys that signal isn't like a refs whistle

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just causing a fucking storm. Yeah, it is, that is nice to some extent to have like, there's no ambiguity. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? There's nobody who's like, because you can join the police force with like a naivete about you. You know what I mean? You could be like, maybe I'll come in there and change it for the better. Like maybe.

And then you just get kicked by the system and just get ruined. But there's no ambiguity with it. If you're joining ice now, you're crazy. Like you're just, like, there's no hint of like redeemability. to you. You can't convince me you're a good person if you join ice. Like you can't like you genuinely can't convince me. It's like oh like cops. I think joining the police force in the modern world now is pretty, it's pretty hard to convince me you're a decent person if you're joining a police force in a modern world. I think once it's on the time, the thing about it too is that it was arguable.

The thing about it too though is that a police force is like some kind of police force is necessary. ICE is not. Ice came out like after Shrek. You know, like we either they're, They've not been a necessity. Right. You're absolutely right. Obviously, policing is necessary. We need people to fucking help deal with like people that do crimes, you know?

But to join the modern police force is clear as day the object corruption in the police force. It's not like, it's not like sort of like possibly like, oh, I know this guy who's a police officer who's corrupt or like hearsay. It's like, no, it's like very apparent. Yeah. Sure. It's very apparent. It's not like a denial ability. But even with them, at least like.

Generally speaking, something happens. There's some, there's some kind, like, you know who did it. You know what I mean? They're unmasked pretty immediately. I agree. I think ICE is a worse. With this shit, it's just like, yeah, I killed that guy and whatever. Right.

And then, and then they're like, there's not even, they can hide their faces. They're just going out there being fucking psychos. Dude, this video that came out today on the day they were recording this of just these, these seven, these eight guys wrestling this one dude to the ground. and then like unloading a fucking clip into him. It's insane. It's fucking insane. Bro, it's insane. It's,

I will say, guys, look, I'm not, I'm not going to say anything. Here's what I'm going to say. I'm saying, I'm going to say this.

The KD ratio here is embarrassing. You know, it's not, it's not, it's not looking good. I'm not saying anything other than that. I'm saying, I'm simply saying the score is not,

looking good that's it okay that's it you can take where you want from that you know i just think i just think it's uh you know if i played a game like that i'd be pretty embarrassed

right and i think i'd want to do better oh but one interesting thing did you see that uh you probably did see this what there was a whistleblower leak that ice agents could forego the Fourth Amendment and just into your house if they suspect

that there's an illegal in there. Oh, I thought that's been a thing. I feel like that's been happening. It's not, well, no, it's been happening, but you would probably be like, what the fuck? They're not allowed to do that. There's memos that they're like, go ahead. Like, so it's not just ICE agents just foregoing the law like, oh, I don't care. It's been instructed to like, oh, you can do. this you can completely ignore the constitution the one thing that most of these freaks would say they love and then they're just like

oh no fuck everything about we got to have the second amendment to protect against the tyrannical government if that tyrannical government ever turned its sights on the citizen sites on the citizenry except for when it does yeah yeah it's it's so crazy to me like it's so it's so brain dead

it's bewildering it is pretty when there's problems. But like, you know, when, like, when, when people are breaking an end- I love small government. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they love it. Oh, billions more for ice. Woo! Yay!

Woo! More ice? Tear gas and kids. Woo! Using five-year-olds as bait. Using five-year-olds as bait. That shit. made me cry, man.

I literally, it reminds you of one of your nephews and such a, that's my nephew. Literally, I see that like, that's my nephew. That's my little boy. You know,

it's crazy. Makes my heart brain. Your little boy has done wrong. That's my little dude. I would, I would probably not be here. I literally like, I'd be like,

oh, I'm, here I go. Where's, I'll see in a bit, mom. I'll see in a bit, mom. It's got a bit.

I guess I have to go do something. Where is it from where, uh, that it's like a comic panel of a guy wearing like a suit of babies was that the joker no i don't like he like he was wearing a suit and he had a bunch of babies dangling off it doesn't surprise me because because because he felt like no one would attack it if he if he if he was covered in babies that's crazy i swear to god that man just went to work on

him is that he's that like hitting the babies too just break the to the babies. Talk it worked. Baby talk. Spine buster. Spine busting. He bains him. He bains a baby and it just rips. And it's like it's like armor where it's soaked up all of the HP damage. Like it and then like so Joker's fine, but the babies are gone. They've done their gas. And he says I didn't kill them. Joker standing still killed them. Yeah. This wouldn't happen if he surrendered Joker. Oh, man.

I love the Batman jokes because they do it to themselves. Yeah. Like that character's jokes about him killing people. It's like, how do you expect him being this brutal? He's more brutal than Spider-Man and Spider-Man can lift and throw cars. I think that's the whole thing. It's kind of like the more power, more responsibility. The more your brain's like, hey, maybe I shouldn't spinning bat kick people.

So Superman's so pussy, you know, like he's rarely not puss. And so Batman is just a technically irregular guy. And he's like, compensating. He's like, I can let loose. These guys are like superhumans. I can punch as hard as I can. I can punch as hard as I can to robbers because they exist. And it's like, mm.

Any one of these, any one of these pounds. And it's like, but I'm normal. Any one of these robbers can have any one of these robbers could have like a serum in them that makes them super. cool it's like super strong and scary so i feel justified in punching as hard as i can this like 17 year old who just like got expelled it's fucking it's awesome trying to rob like a store to feed his family shit yeah i was cutting school i need my mom my mom works two jobs and my nephew needs to eat didn't ask you that didn't ask you that picks him up a batman

disappears up and you can't see where he is and you're like what happened and he lands and the guy's neck. I'm going to give you stay in school. Zero chances to talk. And then he just starts beating this shit out of them. He ignites the fucking shot gauntlets. That's the coolest thing that's come out of those

Arkham games really because I didn't know about the shot gauntlets like that until those games. And it's like these things are terrorists. Those are only in origins. That's like the one that a lot of people kind of skipped. I think that game's fun. I think that games fun.

It's just it is weird because it's no Troy Baker Yeah Wait no sorry it is it is Troy Baker What the fuck is wrong my brain There's no joke I kept man Mark Hamill's back God damn it

Yeah it was it It was a weird It's not Kevin Conroy It's some guy that played I think he played Wolverine In in in I forget which game It might have been the origins one

The Wolverine Whatever a guy that But he sounds weird He sounds, he sounds, Batman sounds a little weird. Joker sounds, I mean, Troy Baker sounds exactly like Mark Hamill, so I really don't. Somebody who's probably really a professional and be like, oh, I can really tell the differences, but I'm like, if you're, it's, it's, he did a great job. He did a fantastic job. I remember the only thing I know about.

I love him, but also like, I love him, but also like, dude, shut the fuck up. The only thing I know about Troy Baker as far as, oh, not Troy Baker, but like that game is, because I remember watching some cutscenes just to see like, I wonder how he did as Mark Hamill's Joker. And I remember being like, oh, it's pretty good. Like, it sounds different enough. It sounds different, but it sounds different in the way that, like, yeah, I could see Mark Campbell's Joker sounding like that when he was younger. You know what I mean? Like it kind of works.

Right. Like the subtle differences work. Right. But, but, yeah, I never played that one. So I didn't, I didn't even hear about the shock gauntlets. It's really fun. Those are the most OP thing I think you ever have in those series. Because once you get them charged up, you're just knocking niggas out.

out like left and right. It's so then you just go to one of those areas where like all the thugs keep attacking you because they're the stupidest people on the planet. And then you're just chain knocking them out. It's so fun. Do you, do you stop fighting him and hope he stops fighting you? Or do you keep fighting?

You literally never, all of those thugs should be programmed to run away as soon as they see you. That's what it should be. Like if you're going to make like, why would you fight Batman? That's so dumb. It's so stupid. I'm playing. I'm playing.

infamous right now, right? And it's the bat. Get them. I'd be like, what? What are you fucking? You and I'd run away. He's stupid? I honestly wouldn't do crime, but like, you know, that's just me.

Sure. In Gotham City, absolutely not. No way. I just wouldn't do crime because I feel like even doing crime is going to lead you to dying. Literally so it's like just like, I don't know, just stay out of it. Just like stay out of it. Fucking swim across the water, go to Metropolis. I'd rather deal with Zod dropping a building on me than dealing with Batman

showing up and fucking just whooping the fuck out of me because I don't know, I was at a bodega at the wrong time. I also had a pistol because I'm scared of where I live. Yeah, yeah. Right. Like you have a gun and you're like, your gun drops and he's like, were you trying something?

And it's like, Bruce, you got to, Batman, you got to understand where we are. It is illegal to concealed carry in Gotham City. I know Batman, but. And then just. caves the top of his skull in and it looks like you can put a fucking swimming pool. He looks like the letter you. It's fucking crazy.

He elbows you and you just and you just wake up on a gurney and you're like, oh, I don't have the money to pay for this. I can't pay for this. I'm so fucked up. You wake up in an urn. You come to an earn is crazy. That is so sad. I'm dust.

You wake up in a hospital and you're like, I can't pay this bill. And then a fucking doctor comes in, but the doctor looks a little strange because he has a cow that has bad ears on there. You plan on, you're going to evade your bills. You plan on, you plan on defaulting on your medical payment. He's in the Batman clothes. Yeah.

He's in the Batman armor and everything, but he's got, he's got the doctor jacket over. He has the mask on too. He has the mask on too. Oh, he's got a. And then 95. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, I can't, I can't pay this. And then he, and then he wakes up in hospice.

And he's like, no, no. Why didn't I just die? Yeah, that's actually, you, you pray. I would never kill. I would never kill. I would never kill you but the trauma I've given you has created a brain tumor

that will kill you at six months I love that I imagine at some point why haven't I seen I mean I know there must exist like sketches like this or even like say if they're like animated yeah like a cartoon

yeah something like this must exist and I'm just surprised I haven't came across one I am a big fan I am a big fan of the bit of him in the doctor's clothes. It's awesome. That's a good bit. I like that. I would love to see that animated. It would be great. Batman isn't as

terrible as you make him out to be, but him being as brutal as he is and how badass they try to make him defaults so much of him being a person at the same time. So it's like this just feels like the worst nigga ever running around causing problems. You know what I'm going to say about Batman? I feel like he

has less morals. This may sound a little crazy, but I think he has less morals than Goku because Goku had enough sense to be like, a lot of these people are attacking this fucking of earth because of me. So I need to leave. And I feel like say the worst offenders like Joker, for example, stick around because Batman's there. Because if Gotham City was boring, Joker would be like,

this fucking sucks. And you probably just kill himself. He's just like, I'll probably run himself through it a jack. Biggin' dildo and just die in a fucking Dying a fucking bathtub or something like. Batman was like, I'm fucking out of here. Like this is stupid.

I mean, I'm sure there's been a thousand comics he's probably left at some point. The cat's out the bag type shit. I think it's like that kind of thing. Because same it was Spider-Man, right? Like if Spider-Man didn't exist, they'd be no venom, which would be no carnage, you know?

Yeah. So like it's the idea. As much as I like Spider-Man, I'm way more of a Batman hit that I'm a Spider-Man hater, but the thing is that Spider-Man's existence has bred so many more dangerous niggas that exist. There was no Captain America, Norman would have, like, if no Captain America, there'd be no super-soldiers perspective. And if people wouldn't be out there trying to create niggas like, he should just kill himself, right? No, he already exists.

It's like, it's, it's, too late. And then he just bounced the shield off a wall back through his, cut, cut in half. It's crazy. That would have been the sickest way. imagine in um what's it avengers versus x-men which one which one did he get shot i don't remember which one that was civil war he got shot sorry civil war that's why a versus x-a thing came after that sorry that's cool beat everything uh yeah that that would have been an amazing scene where like he you know was being arrested but then he breaks free grabs a shield and just kills himself and that would

have been that would have been yeah that would have been great yeah that's awesome he's like i don't I would have loved. I would have loved to read that at 11. I would love to see that. It would have been so funny because I remember that. Decapitating himself. That was a big event in the fucking nerd-ass comic world where people were like, it was like the one time,

if you saw like a crazy sports, did you see what that happened in that game? It was like one of those things where I almost never hear that. Usually comic people, they, everybody knows what happened and who gives a shit. And this was like a weird gossipy thing. I'm aware of.

The moment where Batman, Superman died, I felt like I was really young, but I feel like I remember seeing it on TV. Oh, yeah? And then I remember seeing when Captain America died too

on TV as well. I was like, the death of America was a weird one. Because I guess it was almost like, oh, just death of America. I'm like,

I almost said that. This is not, this is a guy. Shut up. Yeah, it was a point of you guys is you guys don't love anything, but like, so people that care,

they were like, oh, this is crazy. Yeah, man. That comic is nuts, man. People don't get some words credit, but that comic is really, really, really insane.

But it also kind of changes the way comics have existed, where it turned into a lot, like after that, it turned into a lot of good guy type shit, which is the 2000 eras of comic, which I think is the best error of comics, but it's too played up and I'm tired of seeing heroes fight heroes.

It gets annoying after a while. It's like, come on, make, this work together. It's like, stop fighting each other. It's factions, man, I get it. It's just kind of like I know what it becomes It exists as that

But like I'm tired of seeing Like come on dude Like I'm tired of seeing the X-Men fight niggas They could they would just win Like there's no there's no beating them They're so overpowered Dude I don't know It's all stupid

It's all yeah There's too many powerful people In the universe Yeah it just at a certain point I'm like alright The fact that people come to earth In general looking for fights It's like my guy

Just stay away Don't come there Just let it be But then they might come to you So it's like What do I do? like what if they show up here? I should go there before they can show up here, right?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything about it. You're like, I don't know anything about it. I think for me, I'm just like, well, I, I think I might go buy a 360 today for, because I have, I've, dude, I've had Barbell. What is it? Ultimate Alliance just sitting here on disc. Mm-hmm.

Staring at me, like, frustrated that I can't play it. Yeah. So I might just do it today. Yeah, why not? Yeah, I don't know. I just, ah. Yeah, I got, I purchased like that feels, feels so dumb, you know? Yeah, I don't know.

Because it's old technology that's like it's not as cheap as you would exist. Like a 360 should be in my brain. I understand like the economic realities. I understand supply and demand. I understand. My brain tells me that an Xbox for 60 should be like 70 bucks. It would be nice. You know what I mean?

But there's still like $200. What? Yeah. You can get away with the refurbished one for like 120. And yeah. So like I think I mentioned that I bought I've bought two. refurbished machines on, no, three. So I bought my Dreamcast, my PS2,

and my 360 from Amazon, and everything works perfectly. So the only thing that I wish that I didn't do, because I bought one of the slim ones that said, oh, most games are backwards compatible on the PS, for the PS1. They said there's some that aren't on the PS Slim. Well, none of my PS1 games

if I could work on it. So I'm like, okay. Really? On the, on the, on the PS2, on the PS2 slim. Yeah. And so there might be me getting this, it might even be just the fact that I got this refurbished one that might be the issue. You know,

because maybe the actual slims if I got like an original model because the model that it says I have should be pretty much play almost all of them. And that's clearly not the case because it wasn't playing any of my piece. That's a bummer, man. So that's the only thing. But it plays the PS2 games perfectly. So I'm like, whatever. Yeah, whatever.

Yeah. I'm thinking, but I've been thinking about it. I just, I don't know. I've gotten into, I'm getting excited about video games again because we're kind of hitting the, well,

it's still January, but like things are approaching now. Like Resident Evil's coming up. Marathons coming up. They just showed Fable off finally after fucking seven years. Oh, right. Fable looks interesting as fuck to me.

Dude, you can be such a bastard. I'm so excited. I mean, I hope it runs well. That's my one hope. Oh. It looks really good in a way

that it looks like it won't. yeah like it's like there's too the way they were talking about yeah the way they were talking about like AI and stuff it's like oh there's there's this many people and you can have kids and shit and you can buy house and you can like you can be a landlord and evict people and I'm like this is awesome

this is 30 frames per second like that amount of like that's a CPU kind of that's a CPU intensive thing but I'm looking forward to like it's a bit fable's so weird and like it's that type of game is not common

where you can really be evil. I know Mass Effect. I know there's like RPGs or whatever that let you kind of like, they let you sort of kind of do it. But like, Fable, you can be really fucking, like you can get married and you can neglect your kids.

And you can like, there's also like this extra layers of evil that you can be in fable that like I'm excited to see. There's a lot of people. Not thematic evil. It's just like bad. Like you're a bad person in that game. You can be. Yeah.

It's, it is a part of the experience that's, it's kind of like, there is the people that play sims they know that there's the regular way to play and then there's i'm going to lock people up in in a basement and see what happens kind of thing right how lily plays those games she tortures people it's funny she literally tortucts people it's like what is wrong with you i haven't played sims but i get one of her old safe files on old pc and i'm like girl there's so many dead people death this lives here he just lives he just took you brought

got a room. He was like, I just might as well stay here. It's the most fucking movement. That's the best way to play the Sims. Yeah, just do dumb shit in it. Dude, Jojo she plays Sims 3 all the time and she refuses to play 4. I guess the Sims community hates it or something. And

that's so funny. That's so funny that they have that they have their own like veil guard type. Yeah. You know what I mean? They do. They totally. Everyone has it. Yeah. I guess so. Yeah. It's just funny to imagine women with one. I don't know why. It just, just kind of is.

Because like every woman I've ever known has played the sins basically. Like that's like such a universally like a woman. Right. Exclusive game, but like they love it. I played it a little bit like in school. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a, I get it. But also I'm like, I have too many other fandoms of like stuff that I'm, I'm like, I can't. I'm not going to fuck with that. It was kind of like.

I don't like playing God in games like that, you know? I like having a character I can interact with via the character so I can ruin his life with my bad decisions. So they have to like they have to you know, there's something I can put it on. You know, like oh, you're the bad person, not me.

In Sims, I'm, I'm creating him. Yeah. I think there was a sweet spot for me with like Skyrim where it wasn't, especially with the DLC added where you can like build a house and shit. There was just like just enough for me to I can build my world. I can get married.

I can fuck with people like, um, I always forget that guy that was, that's fault. There's that chick that you, you meet, I think in Rifton. that lioness chick.

I can't remember her name. But there's a guy following her around. And he saved her life. And so she feels like she owes a debt. And then like they always traveling together. And I was like, I wanted to marry her. And I'm like, but I won't this nigga like will live with you. And I was like, oh, hell no.

So I devised a plan to like isolate him. And I assassinated him while she wasn't around because she'll fucking like start fighting you if you kill that guy. And she didn't know. She didn't ask no questions. Nigger was dead and then everything was great. I wish you'd kill MPC's in Skyron. There's some people I wanted to kill. I wanted to kill fucking

Ulrich Storm Cloak. I wanted to murder that nigga. I wanted to murder fucking. Well, you can't I mean, you could break the game with some mods if you wanted to. No, I just, I want like, I want to, like as soon as our missions are done, you're fucking, you're able to kill. As soon as his arcs over.

As soon as the mission's done, you're for, you're meat. You're meat. I wanted to kill that niggins. I mean, I guess you can. Can't you? What's the name of the? You can't.

Are you sure? Because like you can kill like you can kill General Tolius after, you know, if you, if you, if you side with the storm cloaks. If you stormed. If you, if you side with, because I always start with the storm cloaks,

I don't like elves. And so, but I'm just racist. If you, if you, if you side with, well, by default,

you should side with a storm cook. It's got a crazy if you don't. But I have done. But I have done. I actually, I actually think the storm cloaks are the bad guys, actually. You don't think that, though. No, I actually do.

I think they're... Okay, please explain to me why you think that. Because the problem is that the storm cloaks are like nationalists. That's the problem. They're like literally nationalists. That's the whole point of them. They're like, oh, yeah, don't come to Skyrim and bring your other bullshit from other place here. And it's like, look, I don't like dark elves at all.

So like, hey, I'm on your side right now. But if this was any other group, I would. you to understand that I'd be on your ass. I mean, like, so to me it sounds more like, let's say, because there's not really a good or bad choice, but I think, I think the storm cloaks are like kind of fucked up. I feel it's a little bit more. I understand where you're kind of coming from, but I feel like it's more of a, so it is Nordic. So it feels more like a, the high elves are like the Christians purging paganism.

And they're killing all of these Vikings and suppressing them. well they're not exactly suppress them as much as they're like all right hey we're gonna we're doing this there's no there's no right you can't worship uh your your gods and no but they're but they're doing the same they're doing the same thing to them well no these they're coming there to exist they're they're coming i understand they were there they're coming there to exist lived in skyrim and then these people came over Derek Derek Derek okay I want you to know literally one there is no right decision

they're both fucked that is like how the game is presented to you. It's really not necessarily. Derek, Derek, yes. Derek, read through the Lord of that game again. I just think I just want you to think. I think it mirrors. So it's not if you want to say, I understand what you're trying to say that it's a little more complex, which I agree.

But I think when you just look at it at a historical standpoint, if you were going to be like, all right, who's, who fucked over who more in, in a historical standpoint, like, was it the, was it the Christians taking over and conversant? converting everybody and outlying these people's thing or, you know, oh, we know Vikings were problematic. Clearly. Clearly they're problematic. I actually got the opposite. Like, it's been a while since I played Skyrim like intently. Yeah. But like I remember when I was a kid when I, in college when I played it, I kind of got the vibe that, oh, the storm cloaks are like stormfront or something. Like these are like white nationalists. They are. And like, and the empire is like this like vaguely secular.

kind of thing. Like they're both wrong because it's like, oh, we're bringing the religious here and you should focus on it because the empire, they're coming via the empire. They're like, hey, we're bringing this here now and we're going to have all these kinds of groups. And they're actively suppressing one another. They are. They're like, hey, if I'm here, you guys can't do that. If you're here, we can't do that. But the problem with Althorg is that Althric is like there's only one true God of Skyrim. There's only one true way to exist in this place. And it's like,

I should play Skyrim again. I just play Skyrim again like for real though. And like actually like pay attention. Because most of the time I'm just like I'm running around and I'm killing people. You know, like I'm like, you know, I want to see how far I can shout that Yeti. You know, like it's a sandbox. Right. So like I would always get like how they lock up.

You know, when you hit them, you're off and then they lock up. And then they just land and you know they're gone. Like when they hit the ground and you know like he died from before you even see the health bar go down. Like, oh, You're gone. I love the way people, I love the way people ragdoll in Bethesda games. It's like it's good.

There's, because it's not just ragdoll. There's something else there. I don't know if it's because like the arms and there's such a physics thing where like the arms and legs have weight. So like they crumble in a way that's like it's not real, but it's not completely fake. It's like uncanny.

When I, the moment. Like a deer, nothing, nothing's funnier than like a deer sliding down a rocky hill because you shot it in the head. And it's just. gliding. It's fucking ridiculous.

My favorite thing ever to do is whatever it's because I remember getting hit by the giant and you just, you ascend, you just go up for some reason. But the moment I got the shout, the full power shout, I shouted a giant and he disappeared. And I was like, oh no.

And the other giants paused before they came at me. They were like, oh, are we next? I'm looking forward to, uh, I'm looking forward to Fable. Like being able to like have like, 14 kids and then abandon all of them and then abandon all

and then buy the neighborhood that they live in and then evict their moms that's such a crazy if they can really deliver on that that's gonna be it's gonna be fun but when they did it before they can do it they can do it again yeah I mean I'm actually I think they're gonna do okay I just

yeah I don't know I'm actually not that worried about it I was worried about it for a while because I was like why is it taking so long and then you and they're like oh these are they're like thousand NPCs and they all have like They're like pretty fully voiced and you can marry all of them and They have routines and I'm like okay. I guess that sort of makes sense. You're gonna marry Imagine having it. Never mind. I'm just like I can't say what. That's this insane I'm like imagine having a

A fantasy game and choosing to be gay in it. It's like what is you really doing? What do you take what are you doing? Like what are you doing? What? Like go have an easier like go have your easier life in a video game and make it more simple. Don't add, don't add stress to the other. Because like, obviously, we're going that way. We got to have homophobic characters in the game, too. You know, like, come on. We're going.

If we're going for real, like, that's one failing of Bald's Gate 3. Not enough. They weren't enough homophobics. Not enough homophobes. Well, there's a lot of playing erases in that game. Not enough homophobes in the game. There are some lines that they don't cross. And I actually feel like it's cowardice where I would.

There's a lot of xenophobia. It's for sure. But where's the. Where's the, I want, I want bigotry towards sexuality for sure. We don't interact with people usually based on like, you don't, in the game itself, you don't interact with too much homosexuality. It's just one group really. And I'm mad because I wanted to fuck both the individuals in that group and I couldn't.

It sent me into a rage. But I calm myself down. You calm myself down. I do agree. I do agree. It does, it does bother me whenever there's like, they can lean into, they can lean into the things that are just so front-facing and obvious that they can't be ignored.

But anything else, it's like, no, let's not do that because it's not, I don't know, it's not friendly or whatever. And I'm like, no, that's the point, though, isn't it? I feel like homophobia in those worlds makes such little sense because there's, like, literal demons.

Like, like, stuff like that is like, this is like, there's racism too, though. But racism, racism, racism is also really fucking stupid. There's a little more validity to it. It's never not stupid. There's a little more validity to it. No, there is. There is. There is.

It's dumb. It's dumb. It's dumb. It's, it's, look, Derek, it's still stupid. Compared to homophobia? Derek, can I explain before you? Somebody added up a client. I absolutely want you to do. So what happens to this, right? Like, I added a clanhood over things right now.

I obviously disagree with the fucking sentiment of it. Because it's like, at the end of the day, there's people in them, but there's like, imagine teethlings, right? Living in your world where you're like, all right, these are, there are demons. I've encountered straight up devils. They've come into my home and they've killed and maimed my city. Okay. And then you run into a teafling that it simply looks exactly like that. Like there's no, you're not going to, you're,

a person is not going to be able to figure the difference. You just, you know it is. No, it is. It is right. And it's still stupid because of the fact that teethlings are more nuanced than that. But there, what is the difference between the teethling in a fucking, a Raphael. What is the difference between that two things? For a per, just a nigga that lives on the fucking street.

All right. So now I, what I want you to do is explain why that is more justifiable than wanting to kill or maim the, the gay person. Because the gay person, by them being gay, it doesn't interact with you directly. But you can just give a scenario of them interacting with you like you just did for the racist person. But what is their, what is their gain is done? So you can easily be like, so I'll give me two examples. So the person thinks that gay people are going to eventually wipe out the planet because they're not procreating. So therefore, you hate them and want nothing to do with them because you've been instructed them.

But at the same time, but at the same time, procreation will happen independent of the gay people. So that's not what they're trying to. That's not. You're trying to rationalize it. No, no, I understand. The person thinks this, just like the racist person thinks that that he flea that's not going to do anything to them is going to hurt them. Therefore, justifying race. What is the difference between the two of the things?

One is a visual thing. One is one can be hidden. One can be very easily hidden. The other one, straight up just can't. That's what's the big, your argument falls apart right there. It doesn't.

It has nothing to do. Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, in the world of D&D, in the world of Dunnys and Dragons, right? Me being as gay as shit, gay as the day is long. Sure. And then me going back out in existing,

though I don't agree with this. I arguing for it because it's fucking hilarious. This is me arguing for. or bigotry against homosexuality. It just sounds like you're like, oh, because it's easier to be racist. Is that what you're trying to say? I don't know. What is your point?

Duh. It just is. Yeah, but that doesn't, there's no justification in that. It's still on the same level. Like, it's just not one's easier to do.

I don't like, what is your point? It's just not because if they're on, if one is significantly easier, one makes sense more than the other. It does. Makes sense? Yes.

I think it only could. conclusion you can come to you not makes more sense. It just, oh, it's easier to be a bigot in this way than not to. Okay. Yeah, it is. But that wasn't your original point, though. That's what I'm saying. Derek, my point, my point stands is this.

I think homosexuality is so much easier to conceal and racial differences in a world where they're straight up different races. No, but you understand that wasn't your original argument that it's easier to conceal being gay. it's not easy because I think one is one is more valid one is easier to validate any other significantly that is all I'm saying from that was my argument from the beginning you just mean from the spudence from the perspective of the bigot of a bigot of a bigot of a bigot yes clearly I'm not talking to perspective of Kingston Jameson I wouldn't agree with that it sounds like this is crazy what we're trying to do is not

like it was it's supposed to be kind of nepulous and it's like oh it's because my argument is that it's all shit across the board and I agree that all should be the the the the but the conversation we're having is arguing, oh, there's kind of a justification to be more of a bigot on this way and more if you're saying it's easier, I'm like, I don't disagree. But that wasn't the original thing.

I think there's more justification. It's still stupid, but the justification's easier because of the fact that there's also like ancient species and gods and things that are involved that independent of the creatures that exist that make it persist much easier. I disagree with the justification. I agree that it's easier. Absolutely. It's absolutely easier

to look at someone who looks different than you and immediately makes whatever assumptions. But like because homosexuality is not always easy to just tell. You sometimes have to just make it up, right? Somebody has to distill that on you. You can just look at something like, uh, I don't

understand this creature and be afraid and immediately be like a bigoted towards it. So I completely agree with that, but I would, I just wouldn't want to be like, because of that reason I understand more, I'm more and I would be like people are so I hate all retarded people are and it's just it's just across the board

just you can't come to these conclusions without being incredibly stupid because yeah I don't understand this thing like we live in this world right if you see a full let's say you see a foreign creature like something that you don't understand okay that would be terrifying just because we understand the world mostly

like what are the odds that you're actually going to come something that you literally have no idea what it is. So, you know, like, at that point, it's in it's, I get that if you, that literally happen, but you know, in the real world, that's the likely. If you're, if you have, if you live your life where your whole life, bears have killed your family, you know, and then you see a nigga in a bear suit, you're going to feel some type of way, you know, you got to feel a guy in a bear suit. See, you're going to feel some type way.

A guy that really, really good set and be like, are you doing that too upset? To upset me? Like independent. You watch, you watch Berenstein bears and you're like, I hate how they humanizing these fucking bears.

They ripped my mom apart, you know? You're gonna feel that type of way. Is it Berenstine or Berenstine or Stain? Stain? I don't care. I'm sorry. I,

yeah, stain. The stupid bears, those stupid fucking country bumpkin bears. Are they country bumpkins? I actually don't know anything about those bears. Have you heard the theme song of the show?

No. I used to watch the fuck out of that show. Actually, those aren't country bumpkins. are they? They're sort of country. I don't know. I thought they were Jewish. I thought they were Jewish too because people thought they were Berenstein. That's what I thought too. Have you guys actually read or seen a show? I don't actually know about those bears. I think I know what they look like and that's it. They're not Jewish. They're not Jewish. I can tell you that much because, you know, okay, the guy is wearing overrars. He is wearing over us. I don't think I've ever seen a Jewish person wear overaw. That's true. That is true. Yeah. That is true. Yeah. I have a Jewish bear. That's the idea of a Jewish bear would be interesting to me. That actually, I mean. I'm sure he's Roy. Oh my God, is that berries a fish.

I can't have both. The fish really fuck up my stomach. Oh, my God. Where's my honey? Where's my honey? Mr. Jewish bear. Mr. Bear. In my neck of the woods, Mr. Jew bear.

Look, man. Wait a minute. Isn't that a guy from fucking the bear Jew? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot of one thing. Yeah, and Gloria's bastards.

Yeah. Look, I will say having listened to this. Did he bash the shit at that dude, that scene is crazy because he's having a fucking ball. And one guy's having a siege as he batched its head in. And they're like, fuck yeah, right out the fucking Finway Park. It's me. Like, that is crazy.

I think Kingston swayed me a little bit, to be honest. Yeah. I think I kind of get it. I think I get what he's saying. I think it's easier to like look at a demon and be like, oh. Well, in a world, in a world where like racist, literally kind of define actual, like, ability in a way that they don't kind of hear. And in a world where, like, there's no religious pretext.

Like, because that is the thing, too. It's like, there's no real religious book in that world that kind of... No, there are. There's several, which makes it worse. That passed judgment on homosexuality? Uh, no. That's what I'm saying. That's kind of what I'm saying.

Because that's where it comes from really. Yeah. Like, it doesn't come from anything else. Sure. Like, the Romans are fine with it. So, like, and the Greeks said everybody else. forever before a certain period of time. A lot of butt loving back in the day.

So I could see why like if somebody's like red and then they catch fire when they get upset and that's that constantly causes problems and there's no book telling you to hate people based on who they fuck. I could see why like that would take that would be easier or more justified or take more precedent. I guess the thing that I would say is like it's kind of crazy that there aren't religious texts that do that in those worlds because why not? That's my only argument. Because there's so much other shit going on.

I feel like they didn't need to make that enemy. Sure. I get that. I get that. I just think it would be interesting because it's just not something that you see really ever. Yeah. I want people, I want people to like everyone.

I guess in Grand Theft Auto you see it. Homophobia and fantasy makes such little sense because of how ridiculously controlled life is. Like when it's low, when it's such one it's like, if it's low magic, it makes sense. If it's like high magic, homophobia is like stupid. It's like fucking genuinely. But that's kind of like, I get where you're. saying. I feel like that's the

but that's where it comes into me where I'm like in a fantasy setting when there's magic the idea of even being it feels like it should be impossible to be racist in the way that you would just be I understand in this magical world.

But there's actually evil races though. That's the problem. See and that's the thing. Well so in that way it's like why are there why are they not people there's gay people everywhere and why are they not people concocting shit about gay people and making people hate them in the same way. I feel like that's just like you're okay. Like think of it like this, right?

Like mind flares are actually evil. They're not like nuanced evil. They're like evil straight up. Well, you haven't read, wait, wait, wait, hold on. You haven't read the book, Harold, the friendly mind flair. Barry and the friendly mind flare. I had sex with the mind flair, Kingston. I had gay sex with a mind flair.

Yeah, they're evil. And it's not gay sex. It's not gay. Yeah, they're evil. Mindflare is like they, like vampires are real in that world. Vampires are evil. Like there's a difference. They're evil.

Vampires by their nature are just evil. Like, not even like a good person becoming a vampire would just be a sort of good lean on a vampire. It's still a vampire. How do you know that? How do you know that? Because the magic that creates them like magic, magic comes from like,

but you could still be a good person. But you could still be like, you still donate to charity as a vampire. There's no rule. Yeah, I agree. I donate semen and eat people. You also slaughter and eat people, you know? Like I think there's nuance to it, obviously, but I think there's some races that are just bad.

Like, not even like the orcs and like those kinds where it's like, no, those are like people races. They can have variety in who they are. But there's like demons that come from hell. And they rape and eat people. Whoa. It's like, that's bad. Yeah. What I think is because people have been kind of too pussyed.

really because and I understand they would probably get articles after articles and shit written against them even when they're they're shining a light on this like you know this is

you're putting it on display like this is fucked up and some people will misinterpret it because they're retarded it happens all the time it's like Reson Evil 5 and it's like in a way like that so I understand why they're like

let's just not even tackle this but I feel like if it was always there like say in the games and lore there were these big putting things on like oh, homophobia and they're showing it. I think it would be much more, we wouldn't even be having this conversation

because it would just be like, oh, it's always been this way. I feel like it would have failed. I think it would have failed. I don't think so much. Why? Because I think that's so much less cool than like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Like space monsters. It's not, Kingston. It's not the genre of game. We're not saying like the genre. No, no, not the genre. I'm talking about like that. Like a single one character. one character in an RPG reacting negatively to you.

If you're in the same sex relationship. Maybe they're even being like a side story of like people wanting to murder you because they saw you have a homosexual relationship or something. You'd be like, well, this is crazy. And then like kind of just bringing that consciousness to it like. But I feel like some people would be too afraid to do that shit or they have been historically. And if people just saw more stuff like that, it would be it would be more into people's consciousness to. consciousness of not because like that's why it feels like we're having this conversation at all that since everything is just evil and racist there's so many examples of that it's like you even talk

about like um the storm cloaks were the main thing about them like oh these guys kind of seem like um you know nord nationalist yeah and it's like well yeah yeah but also you have this empire of evil that's fucking i feel like casual racism is everywhere in video games like even it up playing Jack and Daxter right now and it was like those filthy lurkers and it was like what the fuck is going I think the problem is that racism there the basis of racism is just more concrete

so it leads to stories I understand what you're saying I just say I we're just saying it would be interesting because one is a even facing one is fun facing one is back facing I think that's just the biggest problem like this like I get what you're saying like oh it'd be interesting for them to have those kind of things but those plot lines just don't they just date I feel like

it's not about a plot line you don't have to have a plot line around it you just it's just basic world It's just acknowledging that there's big it's, there's a spectrum of bigotry. You know what I mean? There you go. Yeah, we want a bigotry spectrum. Yeah. I do. Because it's more authentic. It's just, it would be cool. We need transphobes in our games. We need

fucking, yes. We need, we need particularly well, you know what's interesting is that like, I feel like, I feel like even if even if they tried to write right things like that, I feel like they'd be bad at it. Because you remember that fucking, what is it, the non-binary character? Oh, God. In Dragon Age, in Vailgard or whatever? That is the, yeah. It's like, they've, they've

it's so poorly. That's the problem. But I will say in the defense of the series, at least the trans man in the previous game was written very well. I will say that. It's to the point where a lot of biggest didn't even know about this character because you have to actually engage with them to find you suspect if you're not retarded and then then you have to engage with them to actually have him like tell his story and shit. And I don't know. I suspect everybody though. You're like a transvestigator. You're like, oh, man.

Your bone structure's off. You went up to the iron bowl and you're like, I don't know, man. I don't know. You look a little, you look a little I don't know. Are you finished? You're not finished. Interesting.

That brow is unique. I don't even like, like your cheekbones are my favorite. See, like even putting in something is like something as stupid as would be, because how good did it feel, say in Red Dead 2

when you got to beat the piss out of KKK members? If there was like a, in a fantasy game, there was just a homophobic elf or something that was just talking mad shit. And you're like,

I'm going to go beat the fuck out of this guy. And it's going to be fun. And then that might spawn into something else. You killed my brother. You fucking faggot. You know, and then it just, you know,

I agree with you. I can see you guys. coming from. I just think that's like those are just boring. I guess. I think it doesn't kind of are the racist It is a nuanced. Are the racist tropes boring too? Well racism is the racism in a fantasy world is more nuanced than homophobia unfortunately.

Fortunately. Well, you couldn't That depends on how you write it though. Well, not it's it doesn't Absolutely does. It does. I guess I'm just I'm trying to pick your brain and where it's like Oh, that's boring. This isn't boring. I'm like I'm getting kind of bored of every. That's interesting. I'm getting kind of a board of every single game having

just only one conflict. You know what I mean? It's it usually like it usually is just that. And it's like oh, we don't like the high elves. I'm like yeah, okay. How many games like that have you played Chris? You've played like maybe seven RPGs to like 10% completion. Like you know about it

from like interactions of people telling you about them, you know? Like I like I... Kaysen, are you saying there's more than that? There are more than that. Absolutely right? It's a where? What is it? What is it? It's a common, what conflicts of like its perspective? It's just mostly perspectives. Like,

obviously, like racism is going to be the easiest one to have fun, particularly for fantasy because there are different straight up races, you know? Like, I get it. But it's, one is a front-facing problem and one just isn't a front-facing problem,

you know? And by the way, it's not even just RPGs. It's every game with a conflict has, like, it's like, oh, we hate the fucking,

we hate the these and we hate the thems. And it's like, okay, but it's all, it all has the same basis. And it is like, it's fine. I get it.

I get why it works. I agree. right. But it's getting it's getting predictable at this point. I'm like, okay, there it is. There it is again. But those are every, that's every story we got. We don't got stories. Unfortunately, but we have more stories. That's what we're saying, Kingston, is that we have more stories that we're not telling them. My expectation.

I just think these, I think this, I think this counter is not the one. I think it's like, because this one is just a little, it's, it's like, I'm more interested in why the pushback. Yeah, that's what's so confusing about it. Because one, you just don't have to, one, is just not shown front facing.

That's not, it's gonna be like one car. So you can't tell, you can't tell who gay people are at all. You've never been able to clock somebody. I, but yes, but there's also plenty that I just can't.

And it doesn't, and it doesn't matter. Like the quintess. Like the quintess. You're saying it doesn't matter is literally not even in remotely in the argument. I don't know why you're saying that. It doesn't matter.

I'm not saying it's like, race, I don't care personally about different people's complexions. Right. But that has, No bearing on racism existing. You know, like, what are you talking about? I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking about when there's context of literal straight up differences. Yes. Like, just like homosexuality. You can tell on some people. So therefore, they are different and they will be persecuted. And I think,

and I think that storyline has been done. We've seen that in some, in some mediums, not all, but some mediums we've seen stuff like that. So what is so, so it should it not be done more? I think it's not be done more.

But I think what happens when it comes to a fantasy medium, it's a little more difficult to like really let that work. You don't like gay people in your fantasy. When there's high, when there's high magic. I think when there's high magic. You don't like gay people in his fantasies. I don't understand where you're coming from.

That's kind of what I'm hearing. I think. And I get it. I get it. Actually, I agree. I agree. I think. I have no problem with gay people in fantasy because of the fact that's like,

oh, they're just like, they're not a problem. That is such not like that is, you just don't want to see this angle of your personal feelings. And that's not what we're arguing. On a greater scale of things, it's so much more minute than like there's different like species.

encouraging on you. And I think it's fine to be being in there. I think that has no bearing on bigotry. And that's the thing I feel like you're not understanding. I think I think it. You're like, this is it nearly as big of a deal. The bigot that hates gays doesn't agree with you.

You understand? But it's on a scale. It's a scale thing. That's all it is. For me, it's a scale thing. For you, I understand. But like you strip your feelings from it and think of it as, try to try to be devil's advocate a bigot.

And you're like a bigot that. could be literally these people exist. We're like, oh, I love my black neighbor, but I hate that homo down the street. You know what I'm saying? I get that right. But at the same time, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm playing a story, right?

If this, let's say these are these are marker points in the story, right? Yeah. And I'm drawing, I'm writing a story, right? And a greater cosmic is some sort of, the greater, the greater concept is a cosmic problem, right? Like there's a problem at a grander scale where it's like, hey, this other species is encouraging on this world.

that is what's happening, right? Oh, but there's a gay couple down the street. You would interact with a gay couple and be like, oh, these people are being persecuted because they're gay, right? I understand that. But then there is this species that their existence is just like, hey, we come places. And unfortunately, when we come here,

we bring this other greater cosmic problem. Which story has any, like, it's like this one should exist. I agree. Why is it either? Or in the problem of an RPG. You sound like somebody who doesn't play RPGs, actually, somehow. I guess.

Like, because the examples we also gave was that, why, why can that be a side quest? Why can that be, but I, I said. And so, like, I keep, I feel like you can't escape your feelings of like, I'm not, this matters way more than this. I'm not escaping my feelings. I'm just thinking, like, based on like, think of it from a big, it's perspective, dude. I guess, but he doesn't care about your grand thing. That's the point.

Stop. Divorce your feelings from it. You thinking it's silly has no bearing on whether it should exist or not. you personally. You're right. You're right. So I'm just kind of like, oh, this would be a nice little subversion. Like, oh, I haven't seen a story like this in an RPG where it's like they're going to

explore the bigotry of like homosexuality or something. I think that would be neat. It's that simple. I agree. You know what's funny about it? You know what's funny about it? Is that like in The Last of Us 2, there's that character in the in the town who doesn't, who doesn't who doesn't like that Ellie is a lesbian.

Oh, yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah. There's one character. And that is it, that is after the end of the world. But that is a difference. While the world is crawling with zombies. I agree.

And that's really. And I agree. I agree. And that moment, it plays into the idea like, oh, this is clearly fucking dumb. But even to have that,

like, imagine that, but there's, there's orcs, elves, fairies, uh, niggas that are,

you're thinking to, you're thinking, bears that I can speak. in Spanish and Gaelic. You're thinking far too... I think you're thinking far too small with it. Because I'm not even just talking about fantasy. I'm not even just talking about RPGs.

I just mean just generally... That's what I was coming from. That's what I was coming from. That's my argument only. I'm talking about gender like, oh, there should be more stories obviously exploring like queer people's existence and the world's pushback to them. Obviously, duh.

I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying like in the scale of like worlds like like, like phaeron and like and like stuff like that it's like this feels so small because the gods are gay sometimes and those are the niggas that made people right and there's people that probably have problems with that oh probably that it's just like it's just exploring that like i understand where you're coming from but the idea is it's it sounds too stupid to you and to me that's the point the point is that bigotry on its head you're saying it's more justifiable for the race thing makes more sense. I'm saying the bigot

doesn't care about logic. And I actually like the idea even more that there's, there's this whimsical world with magic. And there's these people that are like, I don't care about none of that. These guys rubbing their dicks together upsets me so much. I can agree

with that. I can agree with that. I think that's, I think that is funny as fuck, but it's like, it's like, it's like when you miss over the problem. It's like when you're, the problem is so small and like, and they it's like, just look over and you're like, well, that's and they absolutely will. Just like Chris's point in The Last of Us,

like the world is pretty much over and you're trying to, you need to work together and this guy, look, fucking lesbians. Like, oh, okay. That's a, there's a clicker's fucking gnawing his face off

and he's like, you fucking queer. His whole, his whole family is dead probably from zombies. And he still somehow, what if it was from gay people? What if gay people made the zombies? You're not asking the real questions. That would be why.

the fucking, what if, what is it called that virus some, some fucking spurninicavirus? Cortisps? The coroset. What if it was the homoseps? What if it was actually the homocess? Listen, what if it was gay people made it happen? Listen, hold on a second.

That would be the, look, if Neil Druckman wants to be a real contrarian and a real, like, artist. Derek, shut the fuck. He fucking, he fucking takes the last of us into a new direction war. The cordiceps or whatever evolves into the zombies being gay. Dude, that'd be fucking over this. Dude, the suss of us. Dude, it would be so, I can't, what would happen? Society would change because it would be one of those weird things where people like us can probably appreciate how stupid this is and still play it.

And then there would be a bunch of those, where would the, what would happen to the grifters? Because how do they deal with that? First of all, they hate Neil Druckman and everything about Nottie Dog. But also, the gay. people are technically the villains? I think I really think that I really think fundamentally we would probably like there's there's maybe like 14 people of the world would be able to play something like that not that be really fucking confused.

But like for you and me like we I love the idea of like a game being totally serious. Like I love the idea like if Mass Effect 3 had ended in a way that was like painfully stupid, I would have loved it I think. Like the fact that it ended in like a the fact that Massifax 3 ended like, like, And by the way, vanilla Mass Effect 3. The fact that vanilla Mass Effect 3 ended in a way that was kind of like underwhelming and sort of like uninteresting, that was the crime. But if it was like, if you play the entire Mass Effect trilogy and then you got to the end

and fucking, I don't know, Dr. Phil showed up. He was like, games over now, bye. You know? And they put like, and they put hundreds of millions of dollars. Like, well, not hundreds, I guess back then. But like tens of millions of dollars behind this thing. and that was their wrap-up, I'd be over the,

that would be like, one of my all-time, like, like top 10 probably games ever. I couldn't agree. Because I love that subversion. We've, like,

we've literally talked about, right, we like that is, that I, that I love that idea so much. So it's like, I, like, I,

I love the idea of something very serious. You know what I got that from the appreciation for that from, though, was like, there used to be a show on machinima called, uh, Deas X Machina.

And it was just a halo machineer or whatever, but it was interesting. And it was, it was like, taken, it's very serious. It was like 2000, maybe like eight, nine, ten. And I was like kind of into it. I was watching it. And then the last episode just didn't come out for like years.

And then Lyle finished it. Lyle made the last episode of that show and completely just, just completely fucked it. He completely fucked it up. And I loved it. I thought like this is awesome. I love that this is real. Like this is how this show ends. And that made something. That made something to me where I was like, I appreciate an abrupt turn to comedy.

I love the idea of someone just taking something important and raping it, but not for like the reasons of like, oh, I'm trying to tell my own story. No, just like straight up just like. I feel like they're doing that in the Sopranos as I'm watching it, by the way. I feel like oftentimes I'm watching the Sopranos and like it's like, you know, it's it's like mafiosos and whatever. and then Toy Sopranos having a dream where he's talking to a dead fish named pussy in like his throne world or whatever and it's fucking insane

it's like what is this? You don't get it? Well I You know yeah you just you just told the whole joke You just you just did you said the whole thing It's just crazy like it's not anything like that A dead fish named pussy like what the fuck? It's right there.

I understand but like There's another Oh like Silent Hill too also has one of those Where like it has that secret ending Oh the the Shiba Inu or whatever The Shiba Inu behind the control panel Like doing all this shit with like fucking illusions And like special effects or whatever

That's fun I love shit like that absolutely This is like amazing Imagine if sinners ended with the main character Shitting himself and then tripping and blowing his own head off Like that'd be great I'd be like whoa this is insane I'd be like that's a bad ending

But also I'd love to watch watch that again. Like if Stack runs out with the vampire and he slips, bust his head open, shits clean on the vampire's face. The vampire screams, slips, falls to a spike,

yells the N-word real loud and bursts in the flames. That'd be great. If HBO's the penguin ended and it was Colin Farrell walking away and then he turns to a penguin's head. I would have been fucking thrilled. Are you kidding? Dude, yeah, I don't know.

Whatever, we got questions. And it gets killed by a leopard seal immediately. And you're like, what the fuck? This has been a great show. The final, last day, I like that idea. And then, you know, I think they're working on a new season. They confirm they're going to do it again. And then he's just a penguin.

And the main villain of that season is a polar bear. It's a polar bear Everything else is real around it though Right, right Right right And every time those characters Every time those characters are on screen and they talk They're their subtitles

But we can't understand that Because the subtitles are written in penguin And in polar bear They You know how like sci-fi sometimes will make Like there's a cling on language They actually make a fucking penguin And polar bear language

That is dog shit that is dog even though penguins and polar bears don't interact with each other I think that'd be very funny because it's also more wrong is this more is this heavily adding

more incorrect bullshit is that wrong polar bears don't attack different poles different poles there's no polar bears in the south different poles

in Antarctica there's no polar bears in Antarctica polar bears in Antarctica polar bears are north for I'm gonna say if I'm not mistaken polar bears are north and which are penguins are south

go ahead and verify that because I'm curious I genuinely don't know they don't interact with each other. That's the thing I learned when I was like really young. Oh, no polar, no polar bears do do not eat penguins because they live at opposite

ends of the earth. Polar bears are in the Arctic Northern Hemisphere and penguins are in the Antarctic Southern Hemisphere so their habitats never overlap in the wild. That's why that's why there's polar bears. That's why there's penguins in Africa. I mean, that's fine. I just like I've, I know for sure that

penguins are in the South, but I just assume that I just assume it's it's just It is an easy assumption to make. I actually assumed because penguins were in Africa and in the cold South Pole that they would have no reason not to be in the North. Like if they're making all that fucking if they're going from one intense climate to the other, like why couldn't they? You know what I mean? Well, that part of Africa, there's different kinds of penguins there are granted true also.

But like it's like it's it's like this is stupid because people break rules all the time. but have you ever seen anything about like animal stuff where you've seen them interact with each other ever? No, no. It's not like animated bullshit ever. I learned that when I was younger. I remember I brought it up in like school and had an asshole teacher that was like, actually that's not possible. And it's like I'm eight. Why the fuck you got to tell me that?

Like I'm just a kid. That's basically what you did bitch. That's what you just did. No, I said respectfully. You killed the dream. I said respectfully. You got. Now the writers, you basically were in the writing room.

Everybody was like filling this and you're like, well, actually. You're like fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson. Like everyone's having a great time. Well, you know that when you die, people will forget you eventually. So you technically don't matter. They will piss on your grave.

You know Sandy Hook. He starts. Let's talk about Sandy Hook. He starts talking about the injuries and like in detail. Things don't make sense, really. Guys, now I don't know what to believe actually. Well,

what do you got? Well, so now I'm getting like conflicting. So look at this. I just put it in the chat. It's like an image. of a polar bear hanging with the penguins and now I'm not really... Oh, okay.

Oh. Holy shit. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was wrong. Yeah. This looks like a good thumbnail. You got an eye for it now. You got an eye for it now.

You're like, ah. All right. Cool. Target acquired. That's the stupidest fucking image you've ever seen. I love it. A fucking horrible image. All right.

Oh, that's great. Let's get on to some questions for a page. Richard's over at Patreon. Shout out the penguins, not polar bear. Shout out the penguins, though. Yeah, shout to... You're not supposed to touch him, right?

I mean, you don't have to touch any wild animal, really. No, but, like, I mean them specifically. Like, there was something like, I don't know. I feel like I saw something about, like, how, like, you're not supposed to touch penguins. Oh, I don't know. And what kinds are you going to be able to touch penguins, really, I guess, you know?

I guess, like, at the, like, at the zoo or whatever, even if you're, like, a keeper, you can't touch them? I'm not super sure. Oh, it's interesting. Yeah, I don't know. I've seen Keepers Touch Penguins, like, recently, but I can be wrong. Why have you recently seen that? That's the way.

I actually go to the zoo. I love the zoo. How often do you go to the zoo? I was in the zoo last year. Yeah, I don't know how I. Oh, human touch can, human touch, I guess, with the oils remove their natural waterproofing. That makes sense. That makes more sense.

I love zoos, man. That shit's awesome. I'll go to the same. I went to the, not zoo. they're at what you call it they're at i guess are they had aquarium touching penguins touching penguins is strictly forbidden by by the antarctic treaty guidelines nice the fuck and i bet i can find many dumb white people traveling to antarctica touching them oh yeah fucking molesting them just bob and they're doing a went-want thing trying to get away and you're still bothering them

oh so adorable look at them quack and wattle let's go bother them let's disturb them literally Literally, I scroll down a little bit longer, and there's videos of just white people, like, nuzzling them. All sorts of shit. And then they're fucked. They go back to the- And they get killed by leopard seals. They literally made them die. They jump back into the water and then they drown. Or they can't move fast.

They're just fucking stuck. You killed me. You killed me. You killed me. All right. Penguins are really cute, man. Happy Feet is one of my favorite movies. I've never seen that shit.

I imagine you're not the kind of person that like stuff like that, so I'd imagine. Yeah, I'm an adult, you know. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I'm not like, you know, I kind of grew out of Pokemon, Digimon, Happy Feet, stuff like that. I get it.

Yeah. I get it. Happy feet. All right, let's go on to some questions for our Patreon supporters over at Patreon. com slash the snartank. Remember you can go over there? What is that?

Is that a Pokemon card? fake. Oh, you know what? Actually, that's 151. It's almost one o'clock. Do me a favor? Fuck.

I'm going to check. I'm expecting a package, but it's FedEx. And you know how they do the fucking. Oh, you got to put the second. I just want to go, I just want to go make sure.

I wonder if my computer got here. I'll be right back. It'll be like a minute. Finally set that shit up, Ty, using my fucking laptop as a computer. This is, this card's crazy because like,

it's a, it's a, what do you call it? it's a duplicate or it's not real. And I feel bad because I imagine there's a lot of people that buy these and then sell them to dumbasses. Of course. I feel bad because I was like, ooh, I love this. Like instead of having the real card that's going to cost like, like, you know, upwards of like 100 bucks or whatever.

A lot. A lot. Yeah. Depending on, yeah, the mint and the condition, all that stuff. But I was like, oh, I'm just going to buy this from Etsy. And then I was like, this is so like, I cannot tell why this is fake. Like I need, I need to put, I need a real one so I can compare and contrast because like this looks. It's probably thicker.

It's probably just thicker. Maybe so. Because I'm just like, it's been a long time since I've handled Pokemon cards like in general. So I really have no. What is that? This isn't the package. I just did one there. Okay.

I was like, all right. This is my people's Republic of China had. Yeah. I was kind of like, uh, interested. I was like, all right. Cool. Mick, Mick got this when he was in, uh, Asia.

Oh, okay. Yeah. I want to wear it on sacred. Did Mick go to North Korea? No. No, I think, uh, I don't think how old. Oh, okay. Absolute cow.

Mick, if you're listening right now, you are a pussy coward. Pussy. You should go there like, do you remember that guy that? went to North Korea and he Dennis Rodman. Uh, no. Some, just some regular guy. He has like the, whatever. His name was like auto something. And he allegedly, it's not even clear that it was actually him because there's some shitty footage of someone removing a, uh, a poster like a like a like a, uh, you know, propaganda poster. And he basically got sentenced to 15 years hard labor. And this was like thing might,

maybe during the Obama era. And he, when America finally got him back, he was like essentially comatose and like had bruises on him and he died. Oh, I think I. It was like, what the fuck happened to this guy?

For removing a poster, he essentially got killed. And also it was pretty interesting that there was no actual like, that's what happens when you have a, a nation that probably are all willing to die and do some serious damage specifically to probably South Korea.

And they're like, oh, we can't do anything about this. It is fucking... They're literally holding soul hostage. That's hilarious. That's so fucking crazy. They're literally holding an hostage. And we need soul because they have delicious spicy chicken. So we would have blown.

We would have, we would have ran up inside that country so long ago. If they weren't just, NATO in general would have been like, oh, for each, we're just going to split it up. Might as well. But yeah, man, you can't, we can't lose soul, dude. Spicey Bugogi.

Like, I can't, like, are you kidding me? Nah, we need, we need their skin care. We need their skin care. We need their skin care. And they're very disrespectful depictions of blackness. Oh, yeah. And we need, um, we need K-dramas, we need K-pops. They need their dumb phones and TVs or some shit.

Fucking. That's so. That poor. That's so sad. How old were you when you learn that? Maybe you were actually much younger than me, but I think I was, I think what I started working at New Egg in 2012

is when I learned that Samsung was Korean. And I was like, oh, I just assumed since everything comes from Japan that it's just Japan too. I found out when I was like maybe a maybe, maybe one of my friends that cared about that shit a lot made me feel dumb for assuming it. Yeah,

I hadn't even think about it made me feel stupid. How the name is because like I understand it doesn't sound like Toshiba or something, right? But also. It doesn't. But also Sony doesn't really sound like anything to me either But I just naturally know that it comes from Japan

So I was just like I don't know Samsung what fucking whatever Because you were told it came from Japan Oh Can you imagine it's like I would I think I would quit I just bet I don't want to be here anymore This entire time Sony is not a Japanese product

The South American product It's no one knows It is an Afrikaans product That's a frequent what is it Afrikaner. It's an Afrikan a fucking system. They fucking, it's an apartheid product. And I'm like, oh, man. I've been supporting that for so long. God damn it.

Nelson Mandela is arrested, brought to you by Sony. And I'd make, oh, shit. That breaks my heart. I really like him. He's a good dude, man. So, unfortunate. Who? No, you wouldn't get it.

Nelson Muns from The Simpsons. That's crazy. Isn't that the cop? No, he's the little kid that says, ha-ha. Oh, a bully? Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. I love how he marries Lisa in the future almost all the time.

I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry for being a piece of shit, Bart. I was a huge cunt. Please don't kill me in my sleep or something. Don't kill you. Because I know you're a homegrown terrorist. I know it. I know you became a terrorist.

I'm just going to start reading the questions. Yeah, go ahead. Chris, your tablets, your tablets, a block of cream cheese rode in. Okay. Scary. Scary. Hey, boys. What's the worst running with technology you've ever.

had. My parents recently got a new printer and they asked me to set it up for some reason. Oh, they asked me to set it up. For some reason, it had to be connected to the Wi-Fi. It took me 45 minutes to figure out you had to press the Wi-Fi connection button on the printer and then press and hold the WPS button on the router. None of this was in the instructions, by the way. That's it. Bad run into technology is the fucking one. The only one that I can remember that I think of to this day is the time I try. I tried, dude, I tried so hard. I got, there was a game that came out a long, long time ago called Dragon Ball Z sagas.

Oh, God. And it was a, it was like a third person kind of like action 3D beat them up. I remember that one. That's a game game. And it was like, it was, yeah, they came out for GameCube, Xbox and PS2. And this was like maybe like early 2000s, like mid, like 2003, 2004. and I remember getting it from software, etc. In the Westchester County Wall, Cross County.

We drove back, I got it for Xbox because I just kind of, I was like, I want a, I want a, I want a Dragon Ball game on my Xbox. Because that wasn't really a thing. It was all PS2 or GameCube. And so I got it. I came home, I plugged it in, wasn't working. Like literally an error came up. And then I was like, fuck, that's crazy.

Then I went back to exchange it. same thing again then I went back to exchange it same thing again completely different discs and then I got it for PS2 and it worked and it was terrible

oh nice you try hard for trash I tried so hard for garbage and that was like so that sticks out to me I'm sure there's like probably like individual instances that were worse

but just like the payoff to tedium level of that was probably like the highest that I've ever experienced, except for I guess the most recent time, which was when I tried to get my internet hooked up in this apartment, this very apartment, and it took like two, three straight weeks to get a connection that didn't drop every 10 minutes for 30 minutes.

Like every 10 minutes, the connection would drop for like 20, 30 minutes and then it would come back again and then 10 minutes later would happen again. And so it was just like a fucking disaster. I had, I think, yes, I did. Of course. I did.

I think I still do technically because I've swapped back and forth whenever one pisses me off. I've learned if you, oh, go ahead. Well, in one week I had, I believe, by the way, one, one business week, so one five days,

not counting Saturday and Sunday. In one five days period, I had seven people from Spectrum come to my apartment to fix this issue. And then on one day, it was three people in the same day. And I remember this is like,

I can't believe this is happening. They would leave and then, sure enough, 10 minutes later, the same thing, same issue would have it again. And then I had to, I had to threaten, I had to report them to the FCC basically. And then they came and then they fix it and now it works. Do you know what they did to fix it?

Did they tell you? No fucking clue. They didn't tell me. Did they swap any equipment? Did they do anything? Well, so, I don't know, dude. It's, it's, that was about three years ago now at this point. So like, I kind of don't remember the intricacies of what they did.

But they did all sorts of shit. Like they had like a, they added like a little box like thing in the closet that like had like a splitter in it. They drilled through this wall to get a more direct connection to the outside. They did all sorts of bullshit that they exchanged the router and the modem and all sorts of shit that like they swore work to this time. I think then it just I learned something literally last night that may have been a part of your problem because a spectrum used to let you be able to control how you want. because you have, you know, depending on the router you have, most of the models will have, you know, 5G or, or 2G, right? 2.4. And there used to be a way to be like, oh, only connect to 5G, like, or only connect to 2. Right. Yeah, I remember that. So now it's auto. They give you no option. And some people, and this might be in what was happened to you, depending on your positioning in the apartment, especially if you're if you're on Wi-Fi, if you're using the actual Wi-Fi and not jacked in. it will

continuously switch in between and drop your connection I saw many people people complaining about this shit they're like what the fuck something like this could have been happening basically I'm having this issue right now

and it's basically the solution looks like buying my own router and ditching spectrums router and so I can have a better options in choice and right because Jojo she's having issues with the Wi-Fi because I gave her my old PC and yeah, it's

being spectrum, it's spectrum's being spectrum essentially. Dude, I bought my own router after this, after that. I was like, fuck this. But dude, it was even weirder than that because even jacked in, like, oh, you were jacked in. It was literally the hardwire connection was not working. If the Wi-Fi wasn't

working, that would have been also tedious and annoying. But I could at least still do my job. I literally could not do the fucking show. Yeah. And so it was just, it was a fucking night And I think what they said to me, I have this vague memory of them saying this to me. I don't know if it's true or not, but they were like basically like there's like, there's in a loted amount of. And by the way, this is not specific, but like internet or whatever that's allocated to this apartment and the apartment next to you.

We just folded it all to you. So now it works. And I'm like, what the fuck does that, does that, is that how that works? So they're just not getting Wi-Fi or another apartment. It's insane. It literally, I was looking in a lot of the shit last night and how this shit works. and even just depending on where you are, you may not even have the fastest internet available.

So I was looking at other options. I was like, fuck spectrum. What else is there? Dude, Verizon in my area? Let's put it this way. I have a gig, right? My download speeds are like a gig on average. 800, really.

The average for Verizon in my area is 300. And I was like, excuse me? So that means on average, it's going to be significantly lower because it's up to 300. And I'm like, that is, it's like $20 off from what I'm paying now. And significantly slower speeds. I'm like, this is fucking stupid. And then there's like no files available fucking pretty much on the West Coast. So it's just like, it's.

Well, that's because of the fact that what you call it, spectrum AT&T bought up all the fucking landlines. Yes. Because it's literally bandwidth. Like that is like it's like we don't we don't understand how literal that means. Whereas like no, it's just like they send data down from these towers and it permeates out. And like at a certain point it's like it barely reaches you. Yeah. That's just how.

Apparently six is like because they're moving on to like six the six G bandwidth and that's supposed to like solve a lot of these issues. But guess what? It seems to want to connect like say I I'm Jackton, right? And then I put on my my Wi-Fi I start off in 2G and then eventually it went to 6 And I'm like, well, why can I like what? Stop choosing for me. Like let me, you know, it's just, it's one of those things.

So you might even be like, oh, why is it slower? Because it probably switched over. It's actually if we have spectrum because you can't control it. It's auto. So it's pretty sick. I hate spectrum. I wish I didn't have to hear with them. I hope spectrum, I hope every person that works at Spectrum Child is born on a

spectrum on the worst possible position. So they can't even speak. Yeah, I don't care. I don't know, fuck, I don't care. They're just severely autistic. I feel like mentally retarded what it is more than autistic.

I feel like they're like genuinely like. That's the far end of the spectrum kind of is that because I've seen, I've seen people that, you know, they're on the spectrum, but they're like, you know, they're non, what do you call? Nonverbal. Yeah. And so I'm like, yeah, they're essentially Tonka cars with no one playing with them. I get it.

That is, that is an interest. I've never heard that. I have never heard that description before. Please read another question. That's crazy. That is the most heartless thing I think of this podcast. That is funny. That's so funny. Oh my God. All right, let's see. That's not me. That's not really me. All right, let's see. That one time Lily went on Hassan's

stream and she drank and then it cuts off. Oh, got to be better about it. Fucking pee. It has to be that. Lily. It has to be that. I can imagine her going on Hassan's stream. She'd be so uninterested.

She'd be like, yeah, what do you do again? She does not find any allure in content creators. It's very interesting. Do you want to play Fortnite, Hassan? Fucking. Kingston plays Fortnite? Why don't you play? Oh, who fuck?

Who walks Kingston? Who's kissing? He's still auto I'm gonna take your dog. Bye. I'm gonna take she just takes the dog. Why is your dog so crispy?

He's cooked. He looks like that that crumb or like that weird chunk at the bottom of the air friar. That's been cooked like 40 times. He's over.

Yeah. So you have do perro and just takes out I think of perro and just takes the dog and leaves. He says sup comies I was listening to an old episode in the 250s and you all talked about the backyard agains and how they're all

brown coated except for Austin. The funny part is that all of them share a yard except for Austin whose yard is fenced and gated. Damn. I don't know anything about that. I didn't watch really the backyard. It was on TV when I was scroll or when I would we're a little too old for backyard again.

Yeah. I don't know anything about it. What? I was, oh, because me, I'm like, oh, this must have been your guys' this thing. So I didn't watch that. Because that was like 05 or something. A little bit too old. What, what episode? What do you say? 21? Oh, no. 250. 250. Yeah. Because I'm like, who was leading the charge of that conversation? Because you guys are like, I didn't really watch that. I'm like, Kingston. Oh, gotcha. Probably me. Yeah. Okay. Because, yeah, because I definitely did not watch it. Yeah. Kingston, backyard against, when did that

yeah 2004 this yeah that was like 11 or not 11 but like 10 I was 16 I had definitely one watching that shit yeah we're too it just missed us I watched them was that had nieces

and nephews that live with me so I would see I would see stuff like that the only children shows that I was watching at that time were either shows that were geared towards my age so like like like like you know like Pokemon and stuff like that or uh

kid shows that I had nostalgia for it because I grew up watching them. If a new show came out, I was like, I didn't give a fuck. I'm gonna fuck about it. I think the last show I caught really of that group was like Roli-Polioli-oli, I think was probably last year. I remember that. That was towards the end. That was towards the end too. That was towards the, even that was towards like the end of like

watching like kiddie shows like that exactly. Yeah, that was like 2002 or something. I feel like it feels earlier than that. I feel like really Polly was like maybe 2000. You might be right. I remember before 9-11. Yeah, 1998. Yeah. Damn, way off. But it ended in 04. I feel like it didn't. I feel like you're saying that.

Because I feel like after a while, that show just wasn't anywhere anymore. I just couldn't find it anymore. All right. Well, I guess we just can't believe anything. Like maybe bearing a big, no, uh, big comfy couch. I remember that show. But I was also a PBS kid. This question is so dumb.

Oh, let me hear it. Please. This is an annoying. It's not dumb in a stupid way. ADHD deviant wrote in. He says, would you rather suck another man's dick or have another man suck your dick? I don't have a man suck my dick.

Obviously. I mean, I don't want to suck dick. If you're not a gay man, yeah, the other options clearly, it's actually one of my favorite jokes from Harold and Kumar too. They go to like the prison. Where do they go Gitmo? They go to Guantanamo Bay.

Yeah. And then they were like talking about eating a cock meat sandwich. And then the Kumar's, says, God, I didn't know all the fucking prison guards were gay. And that big fucking deal with the beard's like, fuck, no. Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick suck. You the ones are gay for sucking my dick.

And I just, I just, like, the logic. The logic is so fucking stupid. In fact, and they also says, in fact, like, creeps me out being around you fags. And I was like, that's so stupid. But yeah. Of course, it, if you gun to your head, if someone was like, are you either going to suck my dick Gun to your head

Suck yours You gotta let somebody bust in your face Or you gotta suck your dick Which are you choosing Wait say again What's the last thing? Uh huh Somebody busts in your face

Or you gotta suck their dick What are you choosing? Well so like So I don't need to Like have Do they need to finish either way Because if it's I'm basically what I'm saying

Is I want to avoid having come on my face You know that's that's like Or in my fucking on my persons at all. Yeah, one, you got to, you got to suck it to completion or you got to take some come in your face. They'll come on the face then for sure. Because of completion, then it's infinitely worse from my mouth. I think I would, I don't want, I don't want that.

I remember I asked you one time. I was like, would you rather someone shoot you or come on you and you had to think about it? And it's like, that is the ultimate fault he made. It's the same for me. You know, it's fucked up. I think a flesh wound in my arm I might consider. it. That's like over someone coming on. And so here's this a problem. It is crazy

that I'm like, I hate that like, somebody would be like, you're fucking homophobic and I'm like, I hate that like you're slightly right. Yeah. That's the only reason why. Slightly is crazy. I have, because the package of like, if I see two, you know, I would be, okay,

let me put it in a more of a contextual way. Let's say I live with two gay roommates and then I see them fucking their doors open. I'd be like, hey, close your door. That's basically all it is. Because I was going to say if I see two gatey's fucking. I don't want to see that shit. I just don't like, hey, like, close the door. Like, don't be rude. You'd be bothered. You'd be like in your bedroom. Like, I'm tossing it turning.

I can't stay here. I can't be here. I can't be here. I can't. I can't do this right now. And you get up and you storm out. You fucking stop. Like, I don't care about, but there are two things. And unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, I truly believe in my hearts of hearts that this is because consciously I couldn't care less. I think on a, what would you call it, a natural, I can't, what is the, like a primitive level in me, biological, that's the word I was looking for, that like there are certain things that I'll almost like, I'll have a reaction, like a natural reaction. Like say, if I were just movies going and then you just see like two naked dudes going at it, there would be a first of like, whoa, kind of a thing. were, I would feel less of a woe if I just saw like two bitches, you know, doing something. I'd just be like, if the woe would be different. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I feel the same way when I see women voting and stuff. Yeah, it's like the natural inclination when you experience women's suffrage, you're like, whoa. And then you kind of like, calibrate and you're like, no, that's fine. You got to write yourself, fine. You got a right. I had a mother, I had a mother, have a mother, have a mother, have a mother. Have a mother.

I can't act this way. I can't do this. I can't be the first. Spider-verse art direction is just better Fortnite wrote in. He says, what's the dumbest reason you didn't finish a game?

It can be because of the game itself or just stuff happening in real life that at that time pulled you away from it long enough to make it a pain to go back. Oh, it's easy. I have a few of those, man. The things that you should just get through, like Tomb Raider 3,

the reboot Tomb Raider series, there's like a pose you have to do where you're like, there's these chess pieces on the board. and I was like, this is gay. And I immediately just, I didn't even, that was pretty early in the game. She's like 10 years old in his flashback. She's like in her house.

She sneaks up to her like dad's secret room or whatever. And immediately I have to do this thing. And I'm like, I know. And then I just never played it again. I have plenty. There was a stupid mini game in a Mega Man Battle Network game, but you had to like chop blocks fastening your enemy. It was like a judo chop thing.

And I couldn't beat that when I was like maybe eight. I just couldn't beat it. And I loved the game and I couldn't beat it. And now I look at it. back and I'm like, how was I not able to beat this? This is brain numbingly stupid. And it was so forgiving too. Like, I would be time, we got to get to the middle point, right?

And it'd be times that I know I would end it like right here and it would chop the block instead of like where it's supposed to be. And it's like, how can I not beat this? What's going on? What was going? That's interesting. It's, this skill, just not having motor skill ability to play, get stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. The one that I think of most recently, I don't think I have any bad reasons for not playing, for not finishing games though. Like if I, if I don't finish a game, it's usually because I'm just, I'm no longer having fun with it,

which is the point of playing a game. Right. So I always feel justified in not finishing something if I just stop having fun with it. Makes sense. But the outward, like outside looking in, I could see a lot of those reasons being stupid.

Like the most recent one, I think, was probably Final Fantasy, 7 Rebirth Because I got I I got pretty deep Into that fucking game

Like I hundred percented like several areas I got past like gold saucer And then like There's a sequence where like They make you play as I don't know Fucking big the cat or something Cate Sid They make you play as Cade Sith

And he can The way he controls is so fucking nauseating And his little mini game that you got to do is so lame. Like the chase? No, like just the way he hops around and like he's got that alternate walk too when he's on the robot.

And then there's a when you're playing as him. I'm not saying like in combat. I mean like literally as him in the overworld. Or in the in the third person kind of plays where you're kind of exploring. And there's a thing where like you're in a factory hallway with like boxes that you got to throw or something.

And I remember I was playing and I was like not only is this thoroughly unenjoyable, it's actually completely erased my curiosity about where this goes. Like I know, I genuinely no longer care about where this story ends up or like what happens.

Like it was so tediously boring. And I couldn't, I couldn't do it. Very few things do that to me. It's, it's, I don't know. I don't get really, I don't, it takes a lot for me to put a game down, especially as an, as an older person. because most of them

Oh, it's the opposite for me Are you kidding? You've gotten easier about that as time Like when I was a kid I would suffer through fucking anything When I was a kid I would suffer through anything Because I only had so much So like I would like

Even if I didn't like something I would play it extensively Chris I recently beat Cotor 1 and 2 Those are old fucking games Who have on switch Sure problems yeah I could see that happening I would have kept going with Cotor

If I didn't have that game breaking problem I just, I like, I've been itching to go back to it actually. I actually enjoy older games personally. I do too. I actually really enjoy other games. It's just, because it's not like, oh, glitz and glam. It's like the quality, generally quality matters then. And it's like how good of experience having the games?

But for me, most people put games down because of difficulty. I think the biggest people put games down. It's like the games are difficult. And I enjoy nothing more than a difficult video game experience. That is like why I play video games. But does it, but this difficulty, I guess, do you disagree more? Do you experience difficulty in the way that, like, do you experience, how should I put this? Does excessive tedium to you register as difficulty?

TDM is a huge problem for me. Because it doesn't for me. Like when I see something that feels tedious and isn't difficult, I'm like immediately turned off. And it just kind of kills any of my interest. But for me, TDM is different than like, I don't know. Like I'm like, I've different people have different. different people have different interpretations of what tedium is by the way.

Because like I don't know like I've I've sat down through like anatomy classes just memorizing shit for fucking hours upon hours upon hours. Yeah because you had to. And that it. No, I didn't have to. I just did it. I just did it. You know? Because I wanted to do it. I wanted to like you know like you're just I didn't need to get my degree. I just did it because I well no this way. If you didn't have to do it to get you degree would you do it?

Okay. That's different. Yeah. Okay. I should mean. But like for me it's like I said, what you mean because like I just I could have stopped at that class you know I've done it before I've dropped out of college twice you know I guess like I don't care about this anymore I'm gonna stop you know but it's like for I don't that stuff doesn't bother me because it's like I'm learning when it comes to like difficult encounters in games like like I think so song genuinely is like one of the most difficult games I've played in my life like that game is fucking hard and the difficulty of that game made me want to play it more like it draw to me further into wanting to

play the game so like stuff like that where it's like something is just hard to do and it requires you like understanding the world you're in and the tools you have to go with it. That just makes me want to play things more. I've never been like the kind of person shy away from that. I love it actually.

I like difficulty. I just, I think, Silk Song for me that we're kind of killed it for, I'll probably go back to it over time because I do like it more than I liked Hollow Night. But it was the runbacks, man. It was running back to like the battle, it was running back to the fight after.

There's only genuinely one that's awful. Like there's, one that I, everybody that complains about it. I fucking get it. I'm sure there's one that's awful. I'm sure there's one that's awful, but there are many that are worse than

most games that have runbacks in my in my team. There's plenty of runbacks that you just run straight. Like you're like you're like it's still traveling. And I get how that could bother people because they just want to get back into the fight. Like we're like Mega Man players. You die right in front of the room again, walk back in room,

go fight, you know? I'm there for the challenge. I'm there for the challenge of the fight. I'm not there. Like if if I'm spending like a full minute of time getting back to the fight just to die in two minutes, that's like a sizable percentage of the time that I'm playing the game. There's a few. I'm like I'm not really, I'm not really experiencing any anything new in this game.

It's kind of like, dude, even Eldon Ring like has the graces like right outside the boss rooms. You know what I mean? Like there's barely a there's barely a run back and elder. Those are that's considered a pretty, you know, like Eldon Ring is hard for people. I don't understand how personally. Like I think I think Olden Ring. Well, I get, I get it. for certain fights, but like, Eldon Ring is like one of the more

approachable versions of that game that I've ever seen. I think, I think, uh, I think I think, I think, from software games in general are, I think sometimes we forget, you know, on average, it is, it is a significantly hard game. All those games are very fucking hard. Relative, right, relative to like, casual gaming. Oh, like, yeah, the runback shit. Getting, getting to the guy is not, there's, it's remotely, it's merciful. It's

absolutely merciful. There, the amount of those fucking things, like you said, those save points. It depends. On the map When you look at it How many like say versus like bonfires And like say the old games or something Yeah it's uh like just imagine Do you remember going to Gwyn?

Do you remember that fucking track? I can still do it right now Without getting touched it is so hard Those dumb fucking black nights that are trying to whip your ass on the way Big is all over the place. Every once in a while when you get to that one part where it's like a little where it's narrow every once in a while I fuck up right there Like everything else is flawless.

but like there's a little part, there's a little narrow pathway that before you're going up the stairs that like I fuck up every once in a while because you're just not paying attention. Like God damn it. Those games did something to my brain man where it's like I think it turned me into how I am now

what I am like I love difficult games. Because like difficult, just like I, playing those games were like the first games like that that were difficult in that way because the Mario platforming games like those games are difficult in a different way

where it's like sometimes you just don't land the right or you take off your jump takes off and you're like I fuck this jump up I'm clearing where I'm supposed to be landing but those the souls games are like yo dude you're gonna until you figure out how to interact with this space you're gonna keep getting fucked up yeah the reason why I don't love that stuff so much is uh so like I don't I value my time and that's kind of the issue that I have so even though I man I I I had so much I still Darksville's three is still one of my favorite games. Like I'll put that probably, that's a hard list actually.

I was going to say we've done those lists before, right, or games. But like, it's interchangeable. But it's definitely, it's absolutely my top 10 for sure. And the thing is I'm at this point where my time is even more. I'm like, damn, I don't have as much time. So I can't play those games right now. And I appreciate something like Cuphead where it's like here's a boss gauntlet and it cuts out all the bullshit.

And so I do. want to challenge myself at some points and then I can just go right into challenging myself without all that fucking dumb bullshit of just running through this thing, which is just wasting my time essentially because it's not like it's necessarily hard. It's that these these ads are essentially they're overpowered. So oh one wrong move and one of them will stagger you and kill you and you're like, come on man. Like this isn't even like I want to go fight the big giant awesome boss that with the awesome music and I want to I want to I want to experience this fight and you know so but like said tweets there when I get it it's um yeah oh shit you got dude I never finish I'm actually

kind of still bothered by this I never finished sleeping dogs because um I hated how the cars control and that was something that turned me off significantly because I was enjoying the fuck out of that game is important yes game is the Chinese GTA right yeah essentially when you I love that game so much I enjoyed the fuck that game but then like you have these car missions you got to do where you got to race in this shit and I'm like I hate how it controls it feels like I'm driving a brick I don't know and I was like yeah yeah there's moments in that game that are so crazy he's supposed to be a good cop and he does shit that's like this is insanely evil dude way Shen this is insane what are you doing choose your I mean it's he closed the door he closed the door through someone's head he closed the car door through someone's head and I was was like, that is nuts. That is so bad.

Hey, man. It is fucking, it's nutty as hell of it. A motherfucker fucking Wei Shen, bitch. I got to go back to that. I got to figure out a way that I could like, make the car feel better. I wonder if there's a mod for it. Because it turned me up so badly then.

Dude, I mod the car until you're the fucking tough falcon. I, uh, I've been playing. I've been playing Jack and Daxter for the first time, by the way. I never played it. Oh, just the first one. Yeah, I never played like, PS2 was the Dragon Ball machine for me. Like it was all Budakai and like,

um, I don't know like a couple horror games. Like I never, I don't know. Like I missed. I missed. I think by the time the PS2 was out, I was like,

I got my, I did all the platforming on PS1 with like Spiro and Crash and medieval and things like that. So I was like, I was looking for something else. And that generation was mostly like, Halo and Splinter Cell and Dragon Ball. and that was kind of like where I,

so I just missed. I missed Ratchet and Clank and Jack and Dexter and that game takes such a, a story. turn. I've heard. I've heard. It's like this is like a fucking adventure like this is about equal terrorism and displacement of people. I'm having fun. So I'm

having fun with the first one but like I started it up and I was like yeah I'm looking forward to trying this out because I was always curious about it but I just never got around to it. And dude it's got an inverted camera that you can't change. Yes it does. Remember that? Remember that part of video games?

You can't change it. There's no choice. Oh my In the first jacket, I don't know how it is later, but like, I'm not getting a lot of confidence. That's a choice, man. Remember that in video games? Remember that was a thing that people thought was a good idea? I just don't, because to me, I'm like, why would it, unless you're flying something because that's literally how the controls would work. Pulling something down makes you go up.

You know, like, I get that. We have one friend who plays like that with everything. We have one friend. I just don't understand. Always does that. And I'm like, I don't, you're broken. Your calling plays inverted. that's correct same age group

same age group wait really whiskey yeah jameson him or same age group oh I didn't even know that he played inverted I don't think I remember that very interesting I'm like I'm crazy why don't you do it fucking horizontally pussy what the fuck you invert your horizontal controls

too what the fuck I don't know I just switch the buttons too might as well play upside down fuck it yeah put a different control on the play upside down make shoot fucking select or something just fucking jackass might as well just go crazy with it. It really yeah, I don't know. It's

I've gotten accustomed to it now but like man, because it is only like horizontal. Like it is which is even weirder by the way. In my opinion. Like it's like so if you move the camera left the camera goes right and it's just like oh man but you can't go up and down because it was like before I guess

camera controls were obvious to people. I see. So it's just I'm liking it so far. But it's weird. It is weird trying to do it. 40 years old. That's crazy.

I thought it was older than that actually. That sounds like 86. 86. No, that makes sense. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Let's get another.

Motherfucker. It looks like this was the first time. Kingston's dad poaching all the gay Beatles to earn his son. And then it cuts off. Nice. What's up? My three beautiful boys. Longtime listener and first time patron.

Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. been a fan of Chris and Derek since back when they made real videos. And I would have been a fan of Sween, too, if he actually had a fucking channel back then. Let's let's be honest. Anyway, Chris is the only one who made real videos. I haven't made a video in over a year at this point.

If you look at Derek's old videos, it is in fact a howler monkey with glasses on and a hat. It has never been, it's never been a human being in those videos. I wish there was a way to actually like upload stuff, but have it look like it. it was years ago and they just disrespect people's time he's like that's not fucking what like um you can replace tracks right like they upload on

on the music distributors like I wish you YouTube now I would just replace old videos oh dude I would do so many videos some guy joking do a do like a remake of a video and just like but I love that idea it would be so fun I would totally love to do that

that. But anyways, my question is this. If one of you guys were to die in a tragic accident, what would happen to the podcast? Do you think you would continue in absence of your, he says, friend in quotes, or maybe get a replacement? Personally, I think you should just keep going and pretend he's still there. Thank you. Crazy. Definitely. Thank you, fellas, for the, for the years of laughs. You've gotten me through many late night shifts. Also, Kingston, my son, I vanquish all those body beetles for you. So don't, you don't got to worry about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're safe. Thanks, they're safe.

Thanks, they. I don't know, man. I think we've, because we've talked about this on Sacred a couple times as well. Like, what are we going to do when Colin dies? Yeah. When? Eminent. Yeah, he's clearly going first.

So how old is Colin? Colin's like, what, 35, 36? No, Colin's like, I feel like he's like 42. I don't know. He might be, he might be older than you. He's older than he's 39, 39, 40 probably. He might be 40, I think. He might be the big 4-0.

I think he's 68. He was good for 68, he was really good for 68. Well, he's actually, well, a lot of people don't know. He's actually using a V-tuber model. That's crazy.

Of his 35-year-old self. And so that's really what you've been seeing. I would love to do a whole V-tuber thing and have like one of the slip-ups and just do it on purpose. Like everybody's like doing a V-tube. I'm doing like all the dances and it's just me. And some guys like, I'm almost done.

Whatever. Did you hear about that guy, by the way? There's like a streamer that got kind of, there's a guy named Lakari. Do you know this guy? No. Do you know anything about it? I feel like I've heard it before.

So this Lakari guy, he's like, I think he's OTP, which, by the way, I say that as a relaying of facts, not because I know what any of that means. It doesn't matter. It's whatever. I don't know what OTP is.

I don't know what's thanks for. It's fine, Chris. It isn't a big deal that you know about streaming team. It's cool. We're not going to make fun of you. I genuinely, I would like to know. We're adults. It's fine. Yeah, no, this is my field of, I should know.

I should know this. But I don't. But this Lakari guy, so he was streaming. And he's connected with a lot of these bigger people. Like, like, he's, I'm surprised I've never even heard or seen of him before because like everybody who's somebody seems to know who this is. And has streamed with him before and just did content with him before. But so he was doing a stream of like, I don't know, Diablo or like pillars of eternity or path of exile. It was like one of those games.

And he was like, oh, I got to add this character to my list of favorites. And then he pulls up in a notepad. And it's just a bunch of, it's just several links to just straight up C-Sam. Oh, my God. Yeah, like a notepad? Dude, a note pad. You can look up. It doesn't show anything if you look it up.

But like you can look up. I'm sure there's like screenshots of the moment where he got caught and like all that stuff on Twitter. My beard's turning gray. Like as we talk about this, I'm graying. As we talk, I'm just graying. Dude, he tried to, he tried to blake, like, it was, and he kept streaming for like seven hours after. He was like trying to be like kept going. Because he was like, because he was trying to play it off like, no, man, that wasn't.

And, you know, sometimes you click on shit and it install stuff on your PC. You know how like that happens? He did the Alex Jones thing. Dude, yeah, yeah, he did. Way worse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Way worse. Yeah, maybe Way worse But yeah, dude What the fuck was he playing? Is it League of Legends? I wouldn't be surprised. It would be surprised.

The league players are terrible. Yeah, league players are false. They're all fucking But there's so many Friends of people that play league And they suck. I swear, man. It just seems like these people want to get caught.

Like that's so dumb. Yeah, so the thing was It was a notepad that said folder couples teens and I think and I think it was like I don't know I don't know why

so the screenshots that I see have like the a green box over the I assume that's like blanked it out or whatever I assume that's the case probably because I don't even know how you would get a green box like that

in a notepad but it's him realizing what he did is hilarious because his eyes his eyes like widen and then he just gets really silent and then he streams for seven straight hours and people are donating to him this entire time and they're saying like p-dophile p-d-d-o-file you know like the fucking yeah i just looked up his name the speech to text did he 2.0 um how the streamer ruined is like wait isn't it the internet are anarchist that guy just super plagiarist it's

funny that he popped up first for me um gosh so crazy i fucking l-a-a-r-a-r-a-a-a-a-i yeah i i I never heard of this guy in my life. Yeah, I guessed it right. I was like, Licari. I was like, they could be K. But yeah, it came up right away. I was like, cool. Oh, so here's his statement.

You guys want to hear a statement? Please, what did he say? So a day later, a day later, he goes, during my last stream, I opened a notepad, which revealed a link. The list in the link included titles that suggested child sex abuse material further down. I have never consumed this type of content,

nor do I think it's acceptable. Is that it? I decided I decided to keep streaming in an effort to downplay the severity of the situation which was deceptive. This was a mistake that I deeply regret and apologize for. The link gave access to abusive material

for anyone to see. So it's not suggested. He said in his notepad. Dude, in his notepad. This is serious and I recognize the trivializing abuse material on stream is not okay and it can lead to real harm. And then he just basically,

talks about like I was like yeah I'm going to porn addiction recovery program and I'm like brother but why would you need that if it wasn't what you thought it was I don't I don't understand what's the what's the I think I know I'm looking into it right now and this is fucking hilarious to me it's like I I first of all even if you were even if you were looking up normal like look there's all sorts of like there's videos there's videos of Riley read right where it says you know teen And it's fucking Riley Reid, right? Right.

That's a different thing than having fucking straight up C-SAM. Right. Links, links on a notepad because you know that you can't just search it, right? You got to like keep it in a link. You got to do fucking all this shady shit. First of all, having just even normal porn on your computer that you stream from is crazy. Having porn on your work computer is diabolical. That's insane.

It's the highest. That's why I said like sometimes I feel like these people almost subconsciously like this the only way I'm going to stop is by getting fucking caught. Like is there a thrill of having that on your work PC? Maybe. Is there like a thrill in that or something? Do you only have one computer? What's going on? You're like a streamer that has a lot of money and for some reason.

Like, I mean, look, the people who, the worst of our society are normally really stupid. So it is, it's unsurprising. Like, you're no. like to me it's like I how do you know if you're if you're doing something highly illegal I guess how do you not know that this is the last thing you should be opening it feels so weird to me that's why I say I don't think that I'm correct but there's a part of me that wants to believe that you wanted to get caught because how could you do something this stupid you have something you have something that is considered the worst in society uh like the worst the society has to

offer and you open the thing you would think you would go nowhere near it if you're streaming you're like oh stay away like that would be a huge red flag i don't know man that's crazy to me that's so stupid it's so stupid and you said it's a link so it's like a link that leads to a or it was a well so it so it's a so it's a notepad with a bunch of links typed into it yeah so that so that you could highlight them and then people import them uh and then they they entered it and that led to like some teen thing. I would have to assume that that's the guy. I didn't look up the links.

I know you. Obviously. But, because I only ever, I only really saw like the, well, here's the thing too. Like if he was,

if he didn't really have anything to worry about, like there would be no reason to, there would be no reason to issue a statement. Yeah, there would be no reason to freak out. You'd be like, you'd be like, to go to rehab or whatever the fuck you said.

Yeah, like you don't, you don't go to. I mean, clearly, and he was talking on stream too. I saw some clips and be like, guys, I have like,

I have like, three terabytes of like hen tie and i'm like first of all that's crazy three terabytes of any type of porn is a lot of because sometimes because sometimes dude like sometimes i look i look i think i think about my life right and i think about how i have consumed porn and how i consume porn and it's so crazy because like i used to think that like oh i think i have an issue here right like i'm like we're looking at this too often i'm like this is dominating too much of my my brain space. And it's like a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the things that people are out

here doing. I'd be like, I have three terabytes of fucking head thigh. How? You're not watching a fraction of that. So why do you even have it? You don't have enough time to watch all of that stuff to look at it. I'm just saying it's,

especially if it's if it's purely pictures. Imagine three terabytes of photos. That's insane. That's a huge number. That's huge numbers. That's fucking crazy. Compressed. Compressed.

I consider myself a chronicler and even that's crazy. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I used to think like I had like at least some inkling of like a problem with it. But like it's not even close. Yeah. To the shit that people are like I don't, I certainly don't have anything downloaded or saved. Like that's like no.

I'm never I'm never in a situation where I'm like, oh, I need porn so bad I cannot lose. this. I cannot lose whatever this is. I must save it. I have that. Cove it this. I have that for like for like stupid videos that like now ever since like Kingston and I have shared videos back and forth with each other that just get deleted.

Now like if I see something that makes me laugh really hard I'll fucking save it. Like that video like the video like the cartoon that Derek, what is it? The cartoon wolf that's like doing all the the awugas and then it like ends with him like violently masquerading. Yeah yeah yeah. That shit is

hysterical. Dude, I had so many videos on my phone. I had so many videos on my phone that I went through and I did a fucking purge. And I was like, dude, this is, I went through from like 20, 20, like 19 to like recently. And I was like, I have so much just bullshit. And giving them all one final laugh was great. And then a few of them were just like this is just like death. This is just straight up like murder.

Like what if I see? Yeah. To me, it's like, what's the point? And I understand. it's like a hoarding thing. That's why like all those people that have gigs of porn, it's hoarding. Again,

you don't have enough time to look at all of it. Even if this person's like, oh, I'm going to goon and I'm going to edge for like hours. That's still, if you have gigs, you're still, that's only like,

you know what I mean? Like you're going to have like, it's not enough time to go through everything. So you're just chronicling, you're hoarding. And so this person, uh, I just,

I, I, I, I know people are stupid, but it's still at a certain level, I'm like, come on. And listen, it also may sound weird because it's not like I want this person to, you hide it. You should have, no, I'm glad that they got exposed. But the idea of it of just, I don't understand how you're this stupid. Just come on, brother.

It is doing far too much, far too much. Yeah. I've never heard of this person. He looks, I mean, I'll be honest, I'm looking at pictures of him. And I'm like, yeah, it looks like a great person. I would be honest I know what you mean it is unfortunate

where it's like you look at certain people and it's like how should I put this it's like that meme of like it's always the people you suspect the most Yeah yeah yeah

You know and it's like It's not quite that He's like on the line He's like teetering on the line of like I think if he dressed slightly better He would be he would be He would be a chameleon

You know what I mean? But like every single photo every single video of him he's like in this like loose fitting t-sh he's in this really loose like droopy t-shirt with like a fucking anime girl on it you know what i mean it's like bro if you just wore a button up if you just wore a button up ain't nobody like he probably could have got in a way and like yeah it's i don't know i don't know who did this is what's a little concerning to me like uh because to me if the more that's why having a small circle of friends is is usually like the best way to go.

And so what happens that's to get older. Because the more people you know, the more chances you just have of this shit happening and being associated with people that are doing weird and crazy shit. It even makes me think about like interacting with Vos on Twitter. Like he followed me and I was like, oh, if I'll follow him back, why not?

We've had a couple interactions. And then I just think I was like, ew. You know, it made me think about like shit. I'm like, ew. I immediately saw what do you call soft block I soft blocked him as soon as I that that that shit came out I was like fuck this guy but also I felt like ew you know and it's like it wasn't my fault how the fuck I'd have known but at the same time how many other people are just waiting to get fucking busted I know man that's that's kind of that I I get that and I feel that way sometimes too

where it's like do I even want to even do I even care to like meet people at this point To me, I guess, like, I get the, I'm just saying, like, I get that, like, you just got to live life and, like, what happens happens, but, like, I'm being hyperbole. And ultimately, I think if you're principled, it really doesn't matter. It doesn't. I'm being pretty hyperbolic. Like, you can't, there's nothing you can do about that.

Even if, like, in your close-circ girlfriends, you know what I'm saying? But also, Derek, Derek, please, please look at what I just sent in the chat. Oh. Oh, got it. It better not be, uh, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it this folder? No, no, it's, are you sending me his folder? You, you're, I found it. No, no.

That's crazy That is insane I would never do this Oh no Are you serious? Yeah Like you know what I mean man Like

That's so suspicious Hello Hello you guys are surprised Like any of his fans Whatever Likari You think No No you're profiling

Do you think any of them a surprise Look Derek We're profiling But also you know We're profiling Who else would wear Is this is that a real shirt

if it's fake it's well done if this is just Photoshop which is you know I don't listen I don't deny that you can never catch you'd never catch me I can't believe you never catch me in a place like that

you'd never catch it with a shirt on like that you would never catch me in a dwellings where anything like you would just never catch me like if you're a murder that'd be like a fucking screenshot of a snuff film on your fucking shirt You're like, what the fuck, dude? It's like wearing the skin.

It's like wearing that niggas wedding ring or taking his phone. For listeners, for listeners, he's wearing a button up shirt that just has anime girls that they look like they can't be any older and like eight years old or something. Like they're definitely, I can't fucking believe. I'm having a hard time even believing this is real because I'm like, you can't be this stupid brother. This milk dud looking nigga. I cannot fucking believe it. I cannot fucking believe this. Oh my fucking Lord.

You can't be this stupid to wear this fucking shirt. Holy fuck. You couldn't. You should watch some of the clips of like of Drake Street because like some of the clips are hysterical, man. Like they're there. You couldn't. You couldn't. Well, God literally.

New thumbnail. Jesus Christ himself. I'm replacing the penguins versus a polar bears and I'm going to put this dumb motherfucker on here with that stupid fucking shirt. You should put him on there. Oh my God. Speaking of, okay, this is the same thing that happened, right? This is a bit of a deviant. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Before, before we deviate, the answer is we would just change the show slightly. Probably, right? I would, I would, I would hope, I would hope they would continue. We figured out. We'd either get a third person or we'd like, the dynamic would shift, obviously, depending on who's left. Yeah. Like if I'm, if I'm gone, then it's, it turns into the dark tank forever. Yeah.

If I'm dead, it's just, it's just, it's just, I have to. folks die. If Kings and dies, that would be a problem because it would just be being Derek. We would be doing a political show basically at that point. Yeah, I would be, I would be sad because he's, he's a lot like, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're even set it up this way, right? I feel like the audience did, but you're kind of like the punching bag, you know. I'm the catalyst, bro.

You're like, you're, you're, you're dependent on a lot of stuff. A lot of the dumbest shit, like King Dad and dumb, that that fucking rapist guy. I'm sorry. Like, I don't know. guys. Unfortunately, the merch too. All I ask is no more merch on my face.

You guys get like a year. You guys get a year of merch on my face and afterwards that's it. No more. Well, that means we're going to have to pump them out. Oh, absolutely. It'll be a year.

It'll be a year of just like really like slop. Slop. Yeah. Yeah. So if that happened. And then I think if if Derek dies, I feel like Kingston and I would end up doing like almost like an escape the pod type deal. Like it would be all just like very specific. It would be like a very different vibe.

But like, but the show, we'd probably like even change the name too just to just to get like a episode one kind of going. If Derek died, I would bring his body on the show still and I'd make fun of him. And I'd be like, that's crazy. You're dead. You're fucking dead. You died. Listen, you might have to slap his body. I'm going to tell you this. You might have to fight my family, but like I give you permission. I don't care. I'd slap the fuck out of your body when I get mad. I'm fucking dead. Chris would say some stupid shit and I would slap the fuck out of your dead body. That's crazy. That's like a stress, like a stress dummy.

He'd say some stupid. He'd be like, he'd be like Pokemon's dumb. Fucked you, Chris. Pah! A fucking ear falls off. Hey, you know, you know what? I'm dead. Who cares?

Like, to people who are like, oh, you would disrespect my body. I'm like, why do you're dead? Go ahead. Go ahead. You can fuck my dead body. I don't give a shit. What is that going to do to me? I'm literally dead.

I won't know. I can. Unless my soul is trapped in my body and it's like, no. That would suck if it turns out that like purgatory and bullshit like that's real. And then I can see myself getting butt-fucked. I'm like, oh, well, damn. I would even care if I saw it. I'm like, good.

Well, well, shit. I'm not looking at him go. He's really, he's really giving me a one-for. The best of you. Always giving me a toss. Look at that, man. He's giving him a toss. Like, oh, his fucking, his form is good, man.

Hey, so Colin, I'm a heavy guy. This guy's working me right now. Colin Kirk wrote in. Colin Kirk. He says, he says, question for Derek. I know you can't stand Ronnie Radke, but would you still hate him if he and falling in reverse gang raped you? Oh. Oh.

Hello. There's a callback. Yeah. I mean, if he and the band gang rape me, that would be so crazy. Like the band's like, oh, why not? We don't know anything about this guy. Ronnie's never told us about you, but you know,

we're going to rape. Derek, how long do you fight? Like, how long, how long fight you got in you? Um, I think,

well, so I, I think I might be able to get away with it only because I, I wouldn't initially fight that hard to kind of see if maybe they let, because I would really just try to, you know, rip cocks off, right? And I feel like if I rip one cock off,

I feel like the rest would be too scared they, like, try to go forward. word. What if they get harder and more excited? Oh, well, well, what the fuck else am I supposed to do? I guess just so I guess what I would do at that point is submit and pretend like it's hot and maybe that would turn them off because I feel like rapists literally depend on like they need the the power and the struggle. And so if I'm like, oh, yeah, daddy, you're so hot, give it to me. They're like, oh, I don't want this. I don't want regular sex. That's bullshit. You know what I mean? Do you think you have the ability to hit somebody one

time and kill them? No, not necessarily. I think that I can knock them out. From your own body's power. I think kicking, possibly, but also I'm so I wouldn't be able to do that anymore. I'm not I'm not limber anywhere. Like I used to be.

Like I used to be old a roundhouse and motherfucker on the face. I absolutely can't do that. I think my hamstring will explode. But you can probably finish the kick, but like you would be out of the fight. Like you would hit. You didn't make contact. This man's hamstring exploded. I think it would.

Like you're fighting for your life. You try to kick someone. I think it legitimately would not just snap. All right. It would, I wouldn't have hamstrings anymore. They're gone. Because I have not done anything.

I haven't, I can't remember the last time I was thinking about, gymnastics. I was like, I can't remember the last time I've done a cartwheel. And I feel like, you're in your 30s. Right.

And so if I do it, I think that will be the end of all of my ligaments because like I'm so unprepared for it. When's the last time you really, really stretched? Like a real stretch? Well, I will say I was in 2023. I was, you know, I actually can clock this. Something happened to me. I got when I got back from Creator Class 2, because I was doing two a days.

And then I got really sick and it just derailed everything. I don't know what happened after that. So I really Two days are crazy man I've done two a day gyms and like I I feel fine right after And then literally the night after I feel like Such shit

I get great sleep but like my body's like Dude why did you do that? Because I don't even go to the gym for a short period of time If I go to the gym I'm like I'm like I'm like at the weights for like maybe 45 50 minutes Of like actually lifting weights most of the time And then I go do cardio for like fucking like 45 minutes.

And then I do that shit again and I'm like, I'll do back this time. And I'm just hurting. And I'm like, why do I do this to myself? You kind of, I feel like you're, you're over-exerting yourself for,

because to be in the gym for almost two hours, it was when I was kind of at my peak shape where like I need to be here for this long to really push myself before it would be like say, oh, let me get into shape. I would be in the gym like 45 minutes tops. and so to not kill myself. And then I'd feel dead by the end of the week because I would go like about four days a week.

And but anyway, bro, like I just, nah, just your brain, I fucking hate your brain how it works against you. You want to get better. Your brain will trick your bitch ass. You're not that hurt. You're not that sore. You're not as tired actually.

And when you fucking keep like, you know how people say you have the governor and then you get your second win kind of a thing. That's your brain submitting, right? your brain's like, oh, I guess we're going still. And then it just stops trying to stop you. It's fucking horseshit. I think, I think every, I think that is the gayest thing.

It's like, hey, I want to be in shape. And it's like, how about fuck those vegetables. Eat that ice cream. And you're like, that tastes more good. It's like, wait, but don't you want to survive brain? Yes and no. Sort of. I'll make you breathe, but like, I'm going to give you lots of anxiety for like, you know,

survival instinct, but also eat that stuff that's going to clog your heart. The fact that anxiety survival instinct is crazy. It's like you're nervous about shit you're never going to come in contact me. You're fucking terrified of it. You're like, holy shit.

What if somebody breaks about it and kills me? It's like, yeah, but like when does that happen? Yeah, like, hey, you have no examples of that happening yet. I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, cortisol, cortisol, cortisol. And then you're just like, all right. You know what I got to do the biggest better? I got to go to sleep for three days straight.

You know, make my day better. Going to bed for three days straight. Going to bed for a long time and making myself sadder that I wasted a bunch of time doing nothing. You know what's great? You know what's really good? Being sad about something you don't even understand why you're sad about. That'll really turn up your smear at Kingston. Go ahead.

All right. Let's get this last one and then we'll head on out here. Yeah. Derek, check out Quiet World by Native Construct. So many people just like recommending you bands. Quiet well. I need a construct. What do I sound familiar to me?

I don't know. They need the outlet. He said, What's up, Kingston, Dickson, Derek and Syvelden. In episode 136,

Chris mentions ancient apocalypse and Graham Hancock and then proceeds to give far too charitable interpretation of the show in Graham Hancock. Here's the thing. Graham is an insane lunatic selling you lies. Minuteman and archaeologist, YouTuber and science communicator did a YouTube series on the whole show. And systematically debunked everything Hancock had to say. I'll give you an example.

example. He shows a map and claims it's ice free Antarctica hundreds of years before its discovery. The map is sideways Puerto Rico. He prays on political scientific illiteracy to sell them a narrative that both enriches him and is a gateway to white supremacy, oddly enough. Here's the thing about Graham Hancock. Under no circumstance, was I ever in the position of voting for this man? I just thought the idea of like ancient people being older than they were is interesting.

I remember watching even the show. I was like, that's bullshit. That's not real. I remember that specific, that map came up where I was like, that's Puerto Rico. I know Puerto Rico. It's fucking crazy.

But yeah, I think it's, I think Graham Hancock is obviously insane. But it's one of those things where it's like, this is such a cool premise that I love, I love it from like just, from, from just a thought process angle. I think it's like a really interesting.

I would love to see like a story set where this is all real, you know, or like, uh, or like the premise being explored more. And there are certain things where like, I don't think necessarily all of what he says makes sense, but I do think the core idea of like the possibility of human civilization being older than what we give it credit for. I think that's probably, I don't think that, that doesn't strike me as too insane. I think that that's actually, uh, I think from what has been found,

I think that Joja and I were actually talking about this same shit in a lot of in a scientific world in a, in a lot of different senses. Sometimes it takes a long time for information to update because of unfortunately politics. People being lazy, people being, in an example, we were talking about Edison

and fucking Tesla, for example. We were just talking about just this as a small example of like, here's something that is clearly better than this and then people are, for political gain and political reasons, are railing against it. And for some stupid reason that happens in like, when it comes to like geology and paleontology and all their dumb shit, archaeology and stupid shit like that. And so the idea that humans are, you know, a little bit older than that is normally been suggested is how is that even remotely like, like, even if you didn't know either way, you'd be like, oh, I don't see why that's too controversial to be like, oh, maybe they had some evidence or something. Well, there was also the thing in, the one thing that is like,

it's not even him doing it. It's that that Lidar scan of the Amazon rainforest that had like a bunch of old shit. And I'm like, that's kind of fucking amazing. I don't know what that means or like, what it really, like how it amounts so much of anything now

because I mean, a lot of this ancient history, like who cares really ultimately. But like it doesn't really make a difference. It doesn't. It's just really interesting. It's just interesting. I think the world is so much older.

And it's important. it is important to notice that like I think that's one of the things about Graham Hancock where like I think more or less this dude is kind of a charlatan absolutely. Come on. Come on.

Flint Dibble absolutely exposed him. Oh, Flint Dibble yeah. Flint Dibble fucked him up. Yeah. But I think it's one of those it's this I don't know. It strikes me as one of these things where it's like we all made fun of Alex Jones for saying that there was like an evil cabal of pedophiles running the government because it's

it is an insane thing to say. Doesn't mean everything, just because that happened to be true, doesn't mean that the frogs are being turned gay. Broken clock. I think it's a broken clock type thing. Alex Jones.

Oh, go ahead. Sorry. Well, I was just going to say, I think it's a broken clock type thing where it's like, I don't think necessarily anything

that he says is like necessarily valid. But I do think the idea that human civilization is older than what we think it is, is interesting and potentially true. And I don't see any reason why such a thing would be controversial to inspect further with valid science.

And that's kind of the way that I feel about it. You ever think about like a lot of cult leaders or so a lot of these crazy assholes that gain large followings like Graham Hancock or whomever. They always start off. Alex Jones, for example, they start off with things that are very compelling and plausible. And then they bring on the crazy later

once they hooked you in. And so Alex Jones was somebody, I said, I listened to on and off for around about a year time span like within like a calendar year and I'm like oh because there were things that I learned about him including like elite pedophiles that there was enough evidence that I'm like yeah

there's shit going on it's it's I even um I released a mixtape that is buried somewhere if I can find it I will archive it at some point but one of my songs I just started I could seem somewhat prophetic in 2011 because I'm talking about these elites, you know, and they're evil of like basically pedophilia,

like raping little girls and shit. And then I talk about the geopolitical struggles. Like I'm rapping about these things and like, oh, these Syria, they're going to do this and that. Because this shit's been laid out. And so he would talk about certain things like this that got me interested. But then he would overreach and only the retarded crazy people would stay.

Because then I'm like, oh, he's saying fucking not. And he's selling supplements that have like arsenic or something crazy in it where I'm like, what the, immediately like, oh, fucking Fukushima blew up. You got to buy this stuff. And they're like, I'm living on the West Coast and I am not radioactive. What are you trying to sell me, sir? You know, it was like that where I'm like, fuck this guy. But before I learned some interesting historical stuff. I bet Graham Hancock was probably the same way.

And then at a certain point, because I know he was on Joe Wigan's podcast like a million years ago, I think. like a lot earlier and it was probably like I probably even listened to one of those episodes I probably like oh this song really cool. Yeah, it's interesting. And then I would I would say though it's especially dangerous now in a world where like people are not literate.

Yeah. That is one thing where I say like because like when I first watched that show I was kind of under the assumption I kind of had lost faith a little bit in the idea that like people were like literate and like capable of just analyzing basic information. But I wasn't fully at the point where I am now or just like I firmly believe that

80% of the population in the United States cannot read or form a coherent thought. So now, something like that being out there, I view is like a little bit depressing because it's just like, I know that most people aren't going to take probably what they should from this, which is like, oh, interesting, let me look into it. Oh, that's bullshit. Oh, that's crap. Oh, that's, this isn't valid. That's kind of weird. And that's interesting. Maybe that should be looked into. That's fake. That's a map of Puerto Rico. You know, like, that's the bummer about it to me.

There is, yeah. It exposes just an illiteracy, which is like whatever. The big bummer is when I feel like we should be past a lot of this bullshit. Like you said, you noticed that it's a map of Puerto Rico turned sideways or whatever the fuck. You would assume so many other people would recognize this to, or at least when the information comes out that this is it, then that would immediately turn your brain on to, oh, this guy's full of shit. Yeah, I remember he, he didn't question stuff. One of the episodes, one of the episodes is him talking about how like, oh, this pyramid is like a battery.

And I'm like, I've heard that bullshit before. Pyramid's not a battery. I've heard that bullshit before. I'm sorry. And I was watching it. I was like, look, this is funny and this is interesting. But like this is like, this is no. What the fuck are you saying?

Yeah. I like that. Pyramid is a battery. I like that in like, uh, like I feel like I've played a game where they've, uh, they've used like, oh, these things are actually this. And, and, and I like that interpretation of it in a sci-fi setting. Dude, it's awesome in fiction. Yeah.

It's awesome. absolutely um but yeah but like to turn i'm like come on occum's razor just just use that this is the basic principle you know that's not a fucking battery shut the fuck up you know it's not there is no credible people that are like oh you know that's the thing that's piss me off about those people like he knows better like he because if he if he like it would be say the puerto rico thing that's crazy to me because i didn't even know about this i'm here if he wasn't a bullshit or he would be like, oh, my mistake, I need to rework.

Right. You know, like, no, no, it's bullshit. And then I just get mad when these people get exposed so hard, like a, oh, hey, here's all these grifters that are being paid by Russia. It's over, right? These guys are over. They're going to be tart and feather. Nope.

You're like, oh, damn. I think it's so interesting, right? I think history is like, it's very cool. But why are so many racists in it? I guess I get why. in it what do you mean well history history is very racist it's just like it's involved people that love history there's a lot of racist that love history oh you mean i guess because of the world itself was better for their perspectives you know

i guess so that's why they enjoy it so much it's like oh this is where is what it actually is i feel like a lot of times when i see racist people when i see racist people but it's also not history i that exactly it's not real hit i saw a guy this racist fucking blonde dude or whatever he was trying to get I mean he convinced a lot of racist retards that there were no gay Greeks like Greek but loving kid fucking culture is not real

that's so like also explain this piece of art that has fucking people fucking all over it you piece of shit you know it's like what is the name of the fucking holiday that was Christmas that is literally Greek but fucking day that's literally what it was it was like oh let's Greek fuck fucking butt fucking day.

No, the original holiday that we got it from. It was a Greek butt fucking day. Like actually, they just fucked each other. It'd be, it'd be a festival. Chris, look into it.

You're saying Christmas was butt fucking day? No, the day, like it was also the 25th of December. It was like that day. Not the like, not exactly the day that we got it from. Whatever you're talking about,

you should be able to pull up while he's reading the name. I should. I'm going to look it up right now. Yeah, I'm going to read the names now. We're going to read that. We're going to get on out of here. We're going to read the names of our $25 and up patrons.

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So go on over there if you're curious. Well, we're going to read the $25 and up patronage. On the name's now. So Kingston, count me down. Three, two, one. So before you continue, before you go ahead. So the Roman festival, it was a Roman festival. It's saying that just not, you should do the first, you should do this first.

Called Suttonaria was a feasting and reverie. And they would butt fuck the shit out of each other. Like literally, did they do that? No, it doesn't say to avocleck. It doesn't say that. But clearly, I love dick. I think the first time I heard that was super bad. Dick, oh, it was, that's where I got.

I've been saying that for years. I was, I was like, that's great. But it was, it's crazy. Like a lot of, uh, what's it called saturnalia saturn like Sator, Sator like Sator. Satoria. S. S.A. Spell it.

Please. S A T-U-R-N-A-L-A. Yeah. So like, all right. Great. Saturnalia. All right. Saturday. That's the most powerful week-long winter festival honoring the agricultural god Saturday,

featuring role reversals, gift giving, gambling, and overturning social norms. It celebrated a golden age of freedom with masters serving slaves, public banquets, and the lighting of candles to symbolize the return of the light. So no mention of butt-fucking at all. It's literally, Chris, it literally is assuming. At the role reversing by Like you did Instead of having sense with that was a that was literally a media literacy moment you had just now actually

That was a safe assumption to be like they probably were fucking ashamed of each other That's what happens if people are like having rubbery moments I think what Chris is doing to to smear it in your face Is he's doing the like if this was a debate It did not directly say that so therefore you lose sir You do lose Also December 17th Also December 17th through

the 23rd, so your date was wrong as well. Yes, obviously. You're kind of falling apart of the seams here. I think, um, you should maybe go to the Daily Wire or something. That's good stuff. I left chat. Do-doo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, read the names, Bucco. All right. Thugs. Read the names. Thugston Gangaston. Nice.

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king fake spit in your hand and grease your grease back your hair I always hated that in movies when people would do that they would spit in their hand and like yeah fucking use it to fix their hair

like that's so disgusting fucking kind of gross it was always disgusting I was like why are people doing this definitely barbaric it really is insane I don't think people understand how common of a thing

that wasn't like media and how like that was kind of overshadowed yeah might as well nutting your hand and stick back your hair too if you just put shit of your hair it will stay it will it's better gel actually

it probably it probably it probably not it's literally it literally probably would be better for your hair yeah like actually because you're other

otherwise you're just digesting you're just digesting your hair it's kind of insane Um, something about Mary. Alpha five. Got that come in the hair. Remember that shit? There's something about Mary.

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man gooo uh shouldn't it be sir shouldn't it be sir instead of lady yeah it should be sir goo goo

and it should be good like what's the opposite of a romance I guess tragedy I guess yeah well no the episode of a tragedy would be comedy wouldn't it

yeah at least in in theater absolutely I don't know whatever a snuff film I don't know you know what good good romance by sir gougu

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That's crazy. Fucking weaves. So people say the opposite of romance. in the sense of the word it's like a platonic relationship where it's not sexual I understand but like I just don't know

the opposite of a romantic in theater is people are saying tragedy yeah okay that's fair so let's just say good tragedy by Sir Gougu there you go good tragedy

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Expedition 33 movie with Sween as Lune flying around the screen. How mad, wait, the fucking grifter doesn't even play that fucking game. Oh, they made Lune a black man. Oh, a black man with your feet fucking everywhere. That would kill them. They would die. Especially Kixon's ashy-ass fucking broken feet.

My feet are disgusting, dude. Oh my God. And you grow out your toenails for like six months, dude. My feet are, my feet are more weapons than they are a part of my body. That's sick.

Like they're fucking terrible. Like, I can't feel, dude, if the ground is hot, I don't feel it on my feet. That is terrible. But that's from like the callus of playing like fucking sports with my like I played I've You're constantly pansearing your feet. I played barefoot football on concrete so many times.

That is insane. Why'd you do that? Because I was a dumb ass kid and I was like I went fast without my, my slip. I take my chanclas off and I run faster without him. And I did, but it's like. You don't though. You, you, you certainly don't run faster with no shoes. Then you do with like like slippers?

Yeah you do You run faster with that Oh well Oh slippers That's why I said my chanclas That's what I do not hear the word I said I just why didn't you just wear shoes Because I didn't have them

It'd be like oh you're outside Hang out of your friends No Guys I didn't have shoes It's like summer It's like summertime You're out with your friend

And you like just went to the fucking What you call it already You went to like the little like area beach You go to the beach Near fucking Clamont Park And you're like Oh, let's play football a bit. I was like, all right, I guess instead of going home where I should be doing.

And I'm like, I'm going to play freaking football, I guess. It didn't really even change anything. I wasn't much fat. I didn't turn into a running back after I took my fucking things up. I was like, oh, he's a little quicker. Awesome. Should have been. Whatever.

Ball, boy, I gentlemen waiting for the expedition movie. Bro, for real, went to AI, bro for real, went to AI and said, make me a carton of jilk for my shitty thumbnail. Oh, my God. I need to bring that. I forgot about that. I was deeply disappointed, actually, by the, to be nice, I was like, I'm going to sit with these people autistic and they don't understand, like, say, there was a couple of other times. So there was the one time it was one, one human versus one billion ants. Such a stupid idea that it's like, this needs to be a generated slop thing to signify that how retarded this is.

And same thing with the Yoda fucking Homer. Same thing. I put in the prompt a bunch of times to make it look as worse as humanly possible. And I was like, this is great. And so this is another one of those things. I thought joke is so fucking stupid that I was like, no, it has to be, it needs to look like this. And I was so happy with it. The letters were a little bit drifted off of the carton.

I was like, this is so perfect. This is exactly what it needs. And I would think our audience would understand that is the perfect. It's supposed to be purposely shit. That is supposed to be the obvious purpose because 99.9% of all the other thumbnails are customized, you know. But I think there's an overcorrection happening where people immediately see something like this and they're just like, oh, bad, it can't mean anything else. And I'm like, wait, so do you think I'm using this because I'm too lazy to make a, that's what you thought that was what's happening? Or did you think I was trying to pass this off as my own art?

like what went through your head to think like why did your mind default to these stupid things and you're not smart enough to think about or say you're not their brain doesn't work enough in the way that you have like there's a benefit of the doubt of like oh I think I'm misunderstanding what this is being used for

you know at that at least I would be like oh let me let me clarify this is a part of the joke maybe didn't land that well with youth I understand that but at least like look it's generic AI the biggest problem with gender AI is one obviously they rents problems, which is a problem that's,

but it's the idea of it destroying other people's work. If someone's making jilk that they made and they put that into generative AI, he's like, don't bitch about that. He made up jilk. Let the fucking AI. The idea, it's supposed to be, it's so shitty. So the idea of like, you know, AI especially, it's like not even just, not even necessarily to showing someone's art is taking jobs away from other people,

passing off art as if it's yours, trying to sell it. You know, you're doing nefarious things with this. Like, oh, using AI within video games that is going to take jobs away from other people, stuff like that. Like, there are legitimate reasons where it's like, let's stay away from this type of stuff. For a dumb joke bit and purposely putting in the prompt to make it look shitty, which I was, I would, I thought most people would understand that. Well, I think people like when things look shitty. No. It's not a computer making a shit.

No, but see, that's the point when it's supposed to like say there was a time where I photoshopped you poorly, purposefully over that Raygun breakdancer. That was the point of the bit. I understand. I could have done it and make it look cute and make it look nice. Like I'm going to put Chris Raygun's face over this. That's not the point of it. It needs to be shittily poorly.

The point of this was the AI prompt. Just like Homer fucking Yoda. It's just like the anthing. The times that I've done it is purposely for that point. And I would hope that y'all would, you know, would understand. understand that. The thumbnail that I replaced it with, I was just like, oh, that was a default idea. And then I was like, no, that's, that's too boring. I wanted to look dumber. And so, like, that's the idea. And so I think I got the point across because people didn't get it,

which is to me, it's kind of like a, oh, it served as purpose, but I was just hoping that people would be on the level enough to understand that as the purpose of it. If most of the show was generated AI art, then I wouldn't even have that excuse. You feel me? Like, that's where I'm just like, oh, you don't understand how easy it would have not to be that. This person said, you prompt for the milk. I'm like, yeah, that's the fucking point.

Like, how do you miss that? Like, that's where I, like, I just feel a little bit like let down. I'm like, how do you not get that? It is so easy to do that. That is the fucking point. Like, come on. All right. Yeah.

Well, well, yeah, it's no, it's obviously. We'll see what the audience says. I don't know. Well, I mean, they can say whatever they want. And when they say so, like, that doesn't mean anything to be where he's like, we'll see what they say. I'm like, well, either they're going to accept the explanation or not, that means no difference to what actually happen. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm literally, whatever.

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Did you do that? I mean, I didn't see that. What about me has ever given that off? Yeah, it's probably your 15-year-old girlfriend, I think. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Conola Joe resurrected. Edward. Literally older than his wife.

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I thought he was doing Arthur's theme song. No, welcome to the jungle, right? Oh, no, that was a welcome, welcome to the bumhole. We've got common gays, but the other one after it is, is, I think Arthur, because what a wonderful. I was like, what the fuck? Oh, okay. That was a funny. That was a funny laughs.

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I thought it's dating a black. He's dating a black. He's crazy. Get this black out of it. There's so much racism in that show. It's crazy. And I get it obviously. I mean, it's authentic.

It's necessary. Yeah. Yeah. It's very understandable. It's more understandable than if a gay character was around and they couldn't tell. I thought you said a... This fucking guy. Dude, there's racism everywhere.

Because like when... There's literally homophobia in the show. I mean, there is literally homophobia in the show. I mean, there is. I mean, there is a gay arc too, yes. And they literally kill a dude because he's gay. There's, yeah, he's, hello. He's a bag.

There's the other one, too, if it's like, I won't spoil it because it's, I'm sure. I'm sure there are some people who haven't seen it like me. That's great. There's like a character that gets raped. And then the guy walks in, he's like, I said Italian last name. And Italian did this. It's fucking crazy. No fucking way.

I thought you said he was, I thought you said he was Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican. New Foxxonautil. Under, look his fucking rapist away. Maldonigger. Maldonig. All right.

Just go. This Maldonado guy. He's running all over the place. Raping everybody. He's making it really out to sell coke and dope and shit. Dude, by the way, I asked, Derek, I asked you, like, last time we saw each other in person,

Or what the last time you saw it was, if there was a Pokemon arc in the Sopranos, because I saw a thing where it was like it, I wasn't sure if it was AI or not because it sounded insane. It's real. It turns out is real, huh? It's in the show. Like, they're like, yeah, they got a truckload of these Pokemon cards coming through. And I'm like, they said Pokemon cards. That sounds like Pauli.

Who said that? Do you remember who said that? I don't remember. I know Christopher said once, but then like somebody else, I think, I think Paulie. I think you might be right. The only one that would ever be near some shit that is definitely Polly in that fucking ballpark

But anyway That show is so fucking good It's really new Really stupid but really good New Foxhound unit under Trump Leon Kennedy Young Colin King Dad Gugler Dad 2005 Kingston

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this because nobody else makes sense right I was waiting for Kingston to answer because he's the only person

he's the only person he's the one that absolutely loves that show but oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah a day it's great. I don't know. he's so funny on that fucking show like. He fucking breaks into some guy's house like twice. 90 guys because I'm gay and I like jism. No point in being by I love cocks. I hate women.

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Did you? Oh my God. I wanted to bring this up earlier. So you know Adam 22, right? He fought Jason Love. That guy did this sex scene with his wife and he got his ass beat to shit. And it's like, why would you fight Jason Love? Yeah, they did a fucking random stupid fucking fight somewhere.

Probably misfits being like, yeah, this died. Dying the ring. What the fuck did that happen? Happened the feet of like a day or two ago. No, I didn't hear about that. Not even, yeah, what the fuck? I mean, I watched it. I also, to be fair, I also, to be fair, don't care at all.

But it's funny. It's funny to me because I look at it and I'm like, why is he fighting him? That giant fucking dude. Look at the size of him. Because the size of Jason love. He's fucking. you clearly adam it needs money because anything for the back

anything for the back type of shit he's clearly that kind of guy but it's like Jesus I almost admire the lack of shame I don't I mean there's like a freedom and just not care because I would I would under no circumstances even open myself up to the possibility of this happening

and that's even the hypothetical reality where I even let someone else fuck my girlfriend you know what I mean exactly right like Like being okay with that, he also fucks other girls too, which is like, you know, Polyamory, do what you do. Look, I get, I get the open relationship. I get it. But like, but I, to do that so publicly and then to box the person?

Yeah. Like, I would maybe, look, I will admit. I will admit. And knowing you're not going to win also. That's what makes it worse. Also knowing you're not going to. Because if, like, if you're boxing someone that did that, like, let's say hypothetical, you know you're going to beat their ass.

Like, there's a bit of retribution. At least in a public eye, you know? This was an Aden. No wonder I didn't know about this is an Aden Ross boxing event. That's why I don't have been here. Oh, yeah. Aidan Ross is literally never on my radar. Like there's nothing.

Okay. I think it's so funny because he's like he talks shit about Dochi and then like gang members threatened him. And he's like, I'm walking around security guards. And like, you think we're going to go after you with security guards. You have your dumb ass little friends that we will go and find. We'll do that. We're criminals.

We don't have honor. We'll go get them. Right. And it's like, oh. Well, look, all I'm saying, that's so stupid. Jesus Christ. All I'm saying is, and like, look, to other people's credit, man, I'm, I don't know. I'm not secure enough to do something like that.

I got to be real. Not at all. I don't think I am, count me down as too insecure to do this. Yeah. Yeah, maybe I'm just not like that. Definitely a personality flaw of mine. Yeah. But, yeah, I feel you.

You know, God bless. I'm not locked in that way. for sure. No. Won't W. De Alley. Playing Dead Space, wait, what playing dead space so well they give me a Viking funeral? Chris sign that contract that Kingston has to be,

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Yuck. That's the proper reaction. I don't know anything about blue face. I don't think I've heard of blueface. He wraps off key. It's good. It's good that you know that. It's good that you don't know about blue face.

Is his face blue? Is that his, is that his genic or no? Yeah. He looks like, he looks like a violet Boragart in the first transformation, not the second one.

So he looks like a blue man. He looks like outside. He looks like, yeah. He's the blue man out the group. Yeah. He was one of the original ones and he's like, I'm going to go my own way now.

Yeah, I see, I see. He had a whole really like impressive goodbye tour and everything. It was very, it was very, the idea, the idea, I love all that. I know that this is stupid and hypothetical or whatever. I love the idea of the Blue Man group having members, but one of them is named Blueface. That's awesome. That only one of them would be named Blueface's hysterical. Yeah. What are the other, what are the other names though? What are there? Blue leg, blue arm, blue neck. Blue chest Is the Blue Man group still around?

I wonder if they're still around. Probably. They're a rotating thing. They like it's, people take up the mantle of the blue man. Right, right. So I think they're still around. Blue Man group.

Mick knows one of them or somebody who was a blue man. Who was a Blue Man? That was surprised. Was Mick one? Is that what he's alluding to? You imagine? I know a Blue Man group member. He did winks at the camera.

Yeah. At the camera. Why does this one blue man guy look slightly Asian? They can't be Asian. He's blue. Wait a minute. What? Wait, what?

They're yellow. It's the opposite of blue, I think. Pretty sure green is. Yeah, I'm pretty sure green. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, because don't blue and green mix to make yellow or something? Isn't that true? Something like that.

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I don't know. Crawling on my knees. It hurts to stand on heel. I don't know. It's not really that gay. It's cute. Monkey Monks, monkey monastery. Just gape it.

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Onens or something It would make more sense To own or to lend Yeah I get it but it's just like the word Oh I guess like I That's dog shit. That's dog shit. I hate how much I racked my brain to get to this.

You got it. Can't that? Shouldn't it be won't that or something? Whatever. I think instead of can, it'd be like, instead of can, it'd be tin. Won't that. Oh, wow. Can this.

Can compliment. I'm losing my mind. Shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Dick's so dirty. You can smell it over the phone.

Racial slur-utilizer. out of focus Bigfoot waking up at 4 a.m. and pissing in the trash can. Damn. Derek's Derek fucking a dude's ass

just to do with 360 move with his cock buried inside of him to flex. Sorry, Miss Jackson, freezing a dish of piss and sliding

under Sween's door every day. Peasants, Graham. Aetherian has the past because he took Colossus's hard ass. Progerian Hunter is

having a child, frying bacon with my shirt off. Naferum and rounding out our list as always. and as is customary, the king of haphazard.

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