The Snark Tank - #394: Leon Did Nothing Wrong

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

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You're thinking of Teep for Sutherland, the actor. That's right. We say Teef instead of thief. Oh, it's teething. That's right. I see. You teafing me. You teaf and me, come.

What do you guys say for? What do you guys? It's the same thing. It's the same thing as a fucking what you call it. As a Scots and freaking Irish people. They say teething as well. Okay. But they say what they say with their accent, not ours.

That's true. I listen to Instead of saying the third, they say turd. Third, yeah. The turd of November. I'm fucking two years old. It's so funny.

Ha ha ha. You said turd. You laugh and said infant. Your wife sees you as a baby bird a little bit. And she starts getting really scared. Yeah, I would, yeah. Yeah. Someone laughed so hard that they became an infant for like a few seconds or a few frames.

I would be terrified. Yeah. Would you even notice if it's a few frames? I guess. You'd notice a difference in thing that you wouldn't know. You wouldn't be able to look long enough to see what it was. I would... You just notice space is different.

I would have doubts about what I saw. Sure. And you wouldn't be able to tell people about it. You would just be real. You had to sit on that. I would say it, but also I would tell people, I'm pretty sure I'm insane and I didn't see that, but I saw this. Like, what else can you do? A circle statement.

What else can you do? Oh, my wife turned into a baby for two frames and... Frames as a measurement of real time. It's insane, dude. Two frames, like two 16th of a second. It's literally that, yeah. It's not enough for it. It's like when you think you see a bug fly by.

It's like the same thing. Yeah. That's the first sinus psychosis, by the way. Yeah, I hate it. Like thinking you see bugs? Actually? I think so. I think actually.

I heard this somewhere. I don't know how true this is. You know what I mean? Like, God damn. He's like every hour on the hour. I've been seeing bugs for years. There's bugs all over this room in my mind. You just think you, you just thought you lived.

that a really unsanitary, you just thought that this is life, surrounded by bugs. You just thought that that was default life. That's just, welcome to the Star Tank podcast. It's me, it's B, Kingston. It's him, Chris.

It's him, Derek. Welcome to the show. We're, uh, you know, it's another, it's another one of these. Derek is back. I'm back. He died last time. Yeah, I died. What was going on? They put you on fentanyl.

No joke. For the first time I've been sedated with Fent and I immediately noticed the difference because what I was saying I'm like oh hey guys I have an endoscopy at 6 a.m. Yeah. Endoscopies take like no time at all so I should make the show. Yeah. And so I set my alarm

for nine like I normally do. I woke up at 10.58 or 7 or something and I'm like what's happening? And then like you know I text you guys clearly you're probably yeah they're already sitting down or chilling at the studio. And then I'm like okay let me see if I can shake out of it let me see what's up I think it was like 9 p.m. when I finally started feeling normal. I couldn't believe it.

I was like I'll be fine in a minute. You know, like, oh, like, no, I walking was, I was constantly like rocking. It was the first time where I felt like, okay, I understand why the doctors say have somebody drive you home. Because usually like I got my wisdom teeth pulled out. I had a colonoscopy. And I was like, I could have fucking drove home. felt fine. They say that too about like when you get your pupils dilated.

That shit was fucking freaky for me. You wear sunglasses. You'd be fine. Well. No, it's not that. I've done it before. No, you have. No, you have.

Yeah, I've absolutely done it. What do you say? I've had, you already can't see. So you're like, you're, you were just the same placey word with the whole time. Yeah.

Like, you were, you weren't disadvantaged. I could not see a foot in front of me when my pupils were dilated. Really? Maybe they just have never been dilating my pupils correctly. Because I've always felt like my eyes. hurt, but like they're fine. I could see. Really? I recently got it done and that shit is hilarious.

Yeah, you recently got eye. They did the scan first. You know, they do like the green light scan for your eye. They did that to me first. I swear the God I saw Jesus Christ's face. When they went through my eye and I was like, okay, I guess I just saw Jehovah. Come home, son. You can die right now if you want to. If you just let go, you can die right now. I was like, ah, nah, I'm good. What if they flash your eyes real hard? And there was like a really quick after image of like Jesus stretching his scrodom over the camera. What camera? Your face, I guess. I guess I didn't think of it. I'd be so offended. Like, why are you doing this to me? Dude, what?

Come back and help, please. That was his only message for humanity was like, stretching a scrot him over your face specifically. And then they probably dilated my eyes. And I was like, oh, awesome. Yeah. And everything felt like loony-toons. Yeah.

So how this is for your glasses, correct? Yes. Yeah. your quote unquote glasses. Now before we get into this, that you quote unquote ordered. I want to read a write-in, right? Please.

From Cole-out Lesiarty. We don't normally read. We don't normally read. Oh, he's sitting, he's sitting, he's, I'm looking at some fake text messages right now. Oh, you fucking, you. Yeah, he claims that this is his eye doctor,

but like that could be anybody. Let me see that, let me see it. No, you cannot put this on screen because I'll give people's the location away. Don't worry. I'll, I'll have the cameras this way. No. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. He doesn't even have the number saved his doctor. Why would I?

Hold on. Let me show the bottom one. I want to see the update. The latest one. What does it say? Hey, bro. Let me finish reading. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Put it away. Put it away. Miss. This, yo, Doc. You fucking growled. Call out. Call out, Leslie already wrote it. He says, hey, by the way. Episode 26th of the Star Tank posted June 16, 2020. Hey, Sweet. You should really get glasses. Damn.

It's been six years. So what? You've been blind. You've been bubbling around blind. I've been bubbling around for much longer than six years. I'm fine. All right. Do you remember when he used to walk into this building and he would cut himself on the gate regularly because he couldn't see it?

No, that wasn't. That was depth. That wasn't anything to do its sight. Oh, vision. You know what depth is? No, spatial awareness. I just didn't know things were near me. Oh, wow.

You know what would help? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. they change the structure of this place, it'd be better. Why are their screws protruding out of a door, huh?

It is really stupid. It's not my fault. It's very stupid, but easily avoidable. Look, I was thinking... You're the only person I bet he's been cut by those. Hey, because I'm also the wise person you know probably. Yeah, but you could do the side step. Yeah.

I didn't think I had to do that. You would know if you had fucking spatial awareness with your eyes working. He had to get staples, stitches. He almost had to get an entirely new arm. Yeah, his arm got really infected. It was like, you saw it. It was like a fucking actual. gas of arm

and I'm like, whatever. It got deeply infected. It became green at one point. It became like really like a flash green. I'm the incredible Incredible Hulk for a second, but then it hurt really, really bad.

It was an infection. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know, man. You actually turn green when it get gang green? Yeah. Well, not gang green specifically.

Your skin can turn green though from like certain infections. Not like Grinch green. You know like a white, for the first time, you know, in cartoons somebody turns green when they get sick.

Yeah. I saw it for the first time at like, at a, at a, at a, I think it was WonderCon. I think it was one of a white man that was green. My friend Adrian, he had an edible.

I guess it was too powerful. And he was like... I like a powerful statement. It's sort of like a magical. He drank an elixir and it was far too potent for him. I mean, that's what it would have been. Back in the day, if you had something like this, they would be like, this is magic. This is power.

Some weird elixir that, but makes you... Was it a weird? Was it like a weed drink? It was a gummy. It was a gummy. It was a gummy. And I guess it was just too much for him. And then he turned green and projected.

how I vomited. And I was like, that's crazy. And he threw up as, this was 2017, I think. So I just gotten back from Greece, somebody recognized me, wanted to take a picture of some shaky Asian guy. And he was like, oh, like, and I was like, he's either going to, he's either really nervous he's going to kill me. I wasn't sure. And quivering palms you in his stomach. Sorry. I'm so sorry. You got to die now. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. You have three minutes. What is that? It's a D&D move where you punt somebody and you block their organs of it inside. Yeah, it's like some monk shit. which is a little racist

but what I was essentially as that conversation was happening my friend in the background I'm crazy I think I projected up I think I was a kid one time once in my life I don't think I have but I also just be able to make myself throw up on command

and I can't do it anymore I don't know I can't do that I already told you how I can't throw up anymore or at least it's the worst thing for me I haven't thrown up as an adult like a true adult so I can imagine it'd be really really you ever thrown a as an adult not as like a not past 25 I thought you fucking threw up every time you laughed that was a whole conversation we had about like you guys have grown up I've laughed I've laughed so hard I've thrown up but not as like past 25 really I've laughed so hard it hurts and I've never thrown up from laughing I've thrown up from laughing

I've thrown up from laughing before that's crazy but then that's because of the fact I can probably do it still if I like fucking contort my stomach enough when I was like drink juice and like eat something and then throw it back up anyway your glasses are not happening they're happening. You don't have to believe me. It's been six years. I mean, it would be insane. It would be insane. And since you ordered. Yeah, but how long ago was that? It was like two weeks ago.

That's so where are your glasses? That's what they said. Did you order them from fucking space? I don't understand. No, they were like, hey, it's going to take a little bit to get your frames in. It takes one week for them to get my glasses. My glasses are specialty lenses because they're so fucking thick. Dude, I order mine from China. I also got transition lenses too. And China takes forever to ship. I have never experienced them.

probably going to hate them. You got what? Transition. Why did you get those? That's not, not for your first glasses. Why not? Well, not for your first glasses, I'm saying. These are my first glasses. These are my first glasses at a long fucking time. That's not my first ones. Listen, when did you have glasses? When I was waist younger, but I just didn't like wearing.

He was a few of us. Oh, as little kids. So you had a chance to correct your eyes. From the very beginning, yeah. Okay. From the very beginning. Because what bothered me about getting guys when I was younger would be like, it would be so many slides where they looked exactly the same. No pussy? Is that it? Oh, no. This is before I even thought about pussy. Oh, is that? I was like eight when I saw my glasses. Like eight, maybe nine. Which pussy is healthiest?

And it like slides through much. And that determines your vision somehow? I don't know. The green one? There's green and purple. What if he convinces you're gay? Like he has like a blurry pussy and then like a really visible penis. Right, right.

Which one can you see? He's like, oh, weird. They're the, which one can you see clearly? They're both. What's blurry from the get-go? There's not even a high-res image of it. No.

But the other one is. 8K and it's a penis Weird. They're exactly the same little kid. Weird is they're the same resolution? Small humble child? Small humble child? It appears that you're gay. You're gay. You're your homo prescriptions.

A little gay boy, little gay blind. That's so crazy. He's convinced many children that they're gay. Many small kids that they're gay when they don't even understand what's happening. Yeah, they'll get, they'll figure it out eventually. It was like when I figured out my, um, the first friend or the second friend ever made was like gay as shit, but I just didn't know at the time what gay was. Yeah, in retrospect, you see it? Yeah. I was like, oh, that guy was like, oh, that guy was

the one, he's actually, as of till this day, the gayest man I've ever met, even as a kid. I just didn't know. Did you meet him again as a dog gay or no? So I, um, I ran it. Well, I didn't run into him personally, but I saw him on Facebook. And it was awesome because his, uh, profile picture was him in a bathtub with bubbles. And I was like, yes. Yes. I was like, yes. And then, um, I, I, I messaged them And then, of course, you can have quotes on your headline in MySpace. And my one was something for Mortal Kombat. And he was like, I see you haven't changed at all. He told me that because I'm just some dumbass I like Moral Combat.

And I was like, I see you haven't either faggot. I didn't tell that, of course. That's crazy. But you know how I found him again? He was dating a guy with the same name. I was dating a girl from a- What is up with that, man? Dave Rubin.

What is with that? It's just like they're like, they like they like themselves. And I was going to date some money. You know, if you think about it, being gay is like ultimate narcissism, you know? But no joke. I don't have a comment here. I was dating the Syrian girl from the rival high school, right? And I started talking about that guy.

And she was like, is this name, Liz's last name this? And I was like, yeah. And he's dating another guy named Taylor. And I was like, that's fucking gay. Same last name. Say that would, okay. Then I was related. How did you feel about that?

The odds of the odds. I mean, it is totally possible. I'm sure there's a lot of Mexicans that happen to all the time. Like, Jose Gomez, two Jose Gomez is that aren't related to all. I haven't but sex. Like, that's probably happened many times. 100%. So, but his name is extremely unique because it's also, his last name is German.

Oh. So in that region, there were really no German last names on him. So if that happened, I'd be like, all right, I'm not even so sure that you guys aren't related, even though you say you're not. Because it's just a little too coincidental. And he's like, I don't care. We're gay. they're like 69 to each other. They start spinning on each other.

And he also moved to West Hollywood and became a trainer. And I was just like, you. He lived his truth. He lived the most stereotypical, like, gay life possible. And I was like, great. And I never met him again because I feel like he'd be disgusted. Because you'd be seen me all like out of shape and gross. He's like, no, he didn't.

No, no, this ain't it. We can't be friends. We can't be friends. I need to be friends with it. I'm only friends with beautiful people. Gay men tend to be very fashionable and in very good shape. Yeah. That is true.

I can't deny that. I can't deny that. And then there's the, you know, there's like the truck stop ones. The people in somewhat denial. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're just like, ah. They're sloppy homos.

All right. That's enough. Let's get out of here. What's wrong? Let's get to the questions. What's wrong? Get to the question. Am I?

Am I reminding you of yourself or something? This is my bedazzled gun. I gave it pig tails. It's so pretty. He gets like polypocket hair and puts on it. I feel like giving a gun pigtails is actually a deep. I don't even think that's gay. You're a psychopath.

Yeah, I don't even know what to call that. But there's gay psychopaths. No, but that's not gay is what you're saying. Why can't it be both? I just, like it, does it strike you as gay to put pigtails on a gun? on a gun. On a bedazzle, on a badazzled, on a baddazzle. I feel like it's a different category of weird.

Like having a fucking, like having a brats themed pistol, that's gay and crazy. I understand accessorizing, but the pigtails is crazy. The pigtails is throwing out. Because the pigtails to me sounds like a, like almost like a humanizing it. No, no, no, it seems like, well, that also. That is also crazy. Exactly. But like, I think, like, because pigtails strike me as like, oh, young girl.

Infantilizing. So it almost comes across as like not gay. but almost like pedophile. Yeah. You know what I mean? This is my straight pedophile. He's like sucking on his gun with pig tails and shit.

You're like, yo, they're like, what's going on with this guy? No. And you're just staying. You find a dead body and the gun has pig tails. Do you loot it and fall out? Do you lose it?

You don't touch that body. But it's a crazy gun. It's like mighty, powerful. That has all the adjectives. Alongside it. So like, The Lug's Gun has pigtails on it. Lug's gun has pig tails on it.

The show's actually really good, man. I'm gonna wait until it's finished. The season's really fucking good. I've been enjoying it a lot. I'm into it. But like I had to, I kind of forgot what, like a lot of the, a lot of the key elements from last season. Because like there are characters in the season where I was like, I know you're important, but I totally forgot why. And so I think I have to rewatch the first season.

What's his name is having a really good season? The Cuban Junior X. Oh, the hybrid dude. John the Majors. Yeah, he's having quite a season, dude. Jonathan Majors. He looks like Cuba and Gia and John's major. He looks like two people at the same time.

You're talking about Maximus? Yes, yes. He looks so much like my friend Malik. It's hysterical. And he talks a lot like him too. I can't wait until he dies so I could send him a photo of that character dead and I could send him to like, I didn't want to do to you. That's crazy. You're friends from years and years ago.

Just pop back up randomly to bother him. I saw him like a couple months ago. Oh, he did? Well, I was in New York. Well, still, it's like, hey, remember, this is going to have. to you one day. It's like, why would you send me that? He'll be fine.

He's got the sense of humor. But, like, yeah, it's a good season so far. I'm into it. Also, I'll know, but pernall. I just can't stop looking at her. I don't know why. I don't think it's sexual. She's just so interesting looking.

She's one of the only people I've ever seen that has giant eyes and it fits perfectly. Usually you see it and they're like, ugh. She's like anime guys. You want to step on somebody. She's like a lead of battle angel. She looks. Yeah. She looks like you remember Biocshank Infinite?

Yeah. She could be Elizabeth easy. Absolutely. You know? It's very rare to see that because usually I'm like somebody who has wide eyes or big eyes, you're like, ew. There's no symmetry and you want to, you want to squash them. Like a like a bug, you know? Like they're just bug like. We were talking about this last episode, right? Do you think intent really can create manifestation things, right? Like, do you think intent can manifest stuff?

Can you give me an example? What do you? Listen, listen, listen, listen. Listen, if everyone hate somebody and you hate them and you hate them so much, they will die eventually. You know? Like your hate will manifest in their death. Because if someone's hated so much, someone's going to take action and make them not be alive. So in essence, it is manifestation.

But you're not. Listen, listen. I've already given my take on them. Oh, okay. It is, you know, as they say, correlation causation kind of thing. I mean, it's in the way that you saw that Elon Omar got some pissed on it or something. Oh yeah. You see that recently?

In the same way, like, that could have been something crazy that, like, killed her if there was enough hate. Like, there's already hatred enough to that cause that. But there wasn't direct, like, kill her hate. You know what I'm saying? Not yet. Yeah. But they doesn't hit the fever pitch yet. Okay.

Well, so I just mean in that way, nothing like, you know how the secret, you know, You know, the secret they say. That's what he's arguing. Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm arguing just before that. I'm just before that. When I'm like, look, manifestation does kind of matter.

If enough people hate a person, if enough people hated a person and they died because of that hatred, sure, I see what you're saying. But it's not like that. I said this last episode where it's like, it's like saying like moving, how I'm moving this with my mind because I told my mind to move my hand to move the marker. So this is telekinesis technically. No, it's like, no, it's like saying, it's like saying, I'm going to get this. cup to move. And you're like, how? Move the cup and you're like, I got to move as I told you to move the cup.

Listen, are you going to have glasses next episode? I should, yes. Be interesting. I should, yes. Do you think it's going to transform your face and make it look weird? I don't see my grandma. What? I'm looking exactly like my grandmother. Your grandma had a beard? Yeah. And it was fucking gay and stupid. Whatever. We'll judge

change his glasses. We'll judge changing the glasses when they get here. Let's get into the question. What else is, uh, stop trying to speed the dog. What else is there to talk about? We've got a... Two-hour show for once? Impossible. Turkmenistan Thomas.

Yeah, Turk... You brought a... You brought up... I actually don't know anything about this. Yeah, I don't think it's going to be really huge. Especially, there's a lot of people that probably have no ideas, but listeners, who Turkey Thomas. What is a Turkey Tom? What do you call that?

Locale content? He just archives those people. It's like commentary community stuff, right? Commentary community, but he specializes in, like, the locale. the people who really suck on the internet. I like that it's a specialization. Like it's like I went to school for this. Because like old commentary kind of was like all over the place.

Yeah, it was kind of everything. Yeah, general. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Now, um, there's, yeah, so it's just that. And, you know, all the people that are in those, I guess a lot of people in those spaces are getting exposed for being degenerates and shit like that.

And it's, there's a lot of projection and stuff like that. And I guess it's his, it's his turn. So there's just people. people who aren't normal, there's a thing called Kiwi Farms, or people who are normal, excuse me, there's a thing called Kiwi Farms where they archive all of those locales, behaviors. And there's other people who aren't locales, I guess, but just people who are of interest of, like, say, I bet there's a lot of stuff on Idubs, for example, on there because those freaks are, like, really interested in harassing him and shit. So it's probably a bunch of stuff on there.

And so they dropped, like, information on Turkey Tom about just how much he sucks. Like he did all the women that he's dating He's like beat the piss out of them while they're like in a In a sexual manner like while they're like having beat him up Yeah he'd be like smacking them up and shit and they'd be like I don't like that And he'd like oh my bad and then kind of keep going up crazy I've been asked to do that and I was like I don't know man Never immediate turn off for me

I've done it a little bit of course your standards are not three Well no I'm just like I'm there I'm there to participate you know Yeah okay if they want something they all In a beating. You want something I know. I never go like I'm I'm not

Just give up You already think of it It's too late I can't do Oh fuck It shows over But to keep going It's fucking crazy

After they're like Please to do it Because you want to do it It's crazy And then to keep going Where they ask you to stop It's wild Yeah

It's like hey Work all that shit out For you guys fuck It'll be bad No I understand Like after like a long time Maybe you want to introduce new things You can talk

about that too but not I'm going to slip this in in the middle of the session you're going to slip a haymaker in the middle of you know that's when you put the pistol down on the bed you guys are both naked put the pistol on the bed and see you see what it whoever gets to it first leaves the room yeah there's a lot of other there's other things you just uh I guess recording every encounter without their consent stuff like that where like look I'm a I'm a I'm a consensual recorder I actually am I'm a consensual if not a random encounters but like same relationships I've been like hey you want to make a little something yeah I mean usually they're like oh yeah that's that's hot I'm too paranoid about to do that but

like I know I know what you mean I'm more of I understand the woman be more paranoid than than the man because I think most of us have like um most of us have the mentality like oh you saw my dick you know like more of like a woman kind of you know having their lives ruined by having nudes of them being spread around like wildfire because at the end of the day who really wants to see us. Right. That's kind of how it is like when, oh, Ryan Gosling's dick got released, it's not going to go anywhere. Versus, who's the catnip or catniss? Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence, like, oh, a better example. With Holt, her and Holt, literally. The Beast, the guy that played, Beasts, not Holt. That's his name? His name

is Holt, yeah. Really? Holt. Holt. Okay. Not Holt. Yeah, it sounds like you're saying Holt. I was like, no way, that's a cool name. Nicholas Hulk. Yeah, there's this fucking semen all over the place. Him busting all over shit, busting all over Jennifer Lawrence. No one said a fucking word about that guy. He did, he did Jaguar commercials like a minute after that happened. They were like.

And he's like, clap. Get the Jaguar. It's a busting good time. And I was like, that's insane. And then her, they all laughed at her. Look at her asshole. It didn't ruin her career, though. But it could have.

It could have. She eventually embraced it by doing that red sparrow or red arrow or red something. She got naked in it. She's been naked in a couple movies. She was naked after. Like that was, I think the first time she got naked to like embrace that. Like, I don't care. Well, the thing about it too is like, I understand what you're saying.

But like there's so many nudes of women that I feel like if people are so desensitized to it. We're like, I don't know if it means as much now. You are. We are. But the people are prudes. There are a lot of prudish older people. I think we're actually more adjusted than a lot of people. Like more well adjusted.

In America, you think? What? Yes. And I think we are but aren't. I think it's like a It's like it's not gonna bother you truly. We just talked about a guy who's beating people up and fucking No, no, no, I agree. But like, we are, a lot of people are like,

they'd want to save face. So they want to be like, oh, I can't believe that. But it's like you probably watch A grievous amounts of porn yourself. So it's like people just want to save face about it. Like,

I'm a LaCari guy with a fucking three terabytes of hentot saved to his computer. Deep in the back. That's an SSD dedicated. That's, you know, that's an entire SSD. dedicated to that shit.

That's insane. What a waste of a resource. Jesus Christ, just look up porn when you want to do it. What do you need to save? You got a chronicle man. Those are hoarders. They're straight up. What else could it be? Like, what else could it be?

Like a bever building a damn of porn. Yeah, what else could it be? If you're saving gigs of porn, like, come on. If I could digitize myself, I'd go into my library and it'd have everything there. It'd be like the fucking, um, the library of Olympia. Alexandria. Alexandria.

It'd be like that, but it'd just be. wild amounts of pornography most of them the same thing I've nothing really not much variety different angles we were talking last episode about being so porn brain

that you like you you instead of having separate screens you take one screen you full screen and then you lower the opacity so you could watch like three videos over late at the same time

I I had one time as a as a I had my friends caller and then so I had how many screens I don't even remember He had a porn day.

All I did was just, you know, how you press the middle button into the scroll button on your mouse and then it just pops up a new window. Yeah. So I just kept doing that. And then I just sigh. Let's say. He minified them all. There was probably like 80 different windows of porn up. And like the shit was all like buffering horribly.

But like the point was just to walk in and be like, oh, what's up, guys? It's just so much porn on my. That's an elaborate gag. all the windows so it's just perfectly tons of porn it was what's going on guys the sound was probably one of the funniest things i've heard in a long because it's just it doesn't even register like people really it just it sounds like it's like it's like technology it's like a zoo it's just howling moaning it just but it's too much happening it was so funny it's like uh what is what's that fallout character like the the overlay oh my god the

I can't remember the character. Somebody wrote in a meme about it a couple of episodes ago. No, it's that character that like, I don't know, whatever. It's some viral video. Oh. You knew it immediately when it came up. Oh, damn. But it was like some dude.

I think from the beginning of the game, like the dude he's like in the little prospector in the chair. And they spawned him like a thousand times or something. Oh, right, right. Right. What was the thing you said? Do you remember? I don't know.

I don't know. Yeah. I hate that it's like, it's so recent in my head. but like, fucking whatever. So yeah, I don't know, man. Turkey Tom. Come on, come on. Oh, what?

Are you trying to figure it out? It's just, for some reason, I keep saying it. I can see it. Bastard. Look at him go. Look at him go. Bastard. Bastard.

But yeah, so Turkey Tom, I guess, I don't know. He's a weird, weird person, I guess. I don't know what to make of that. I don't know enough about it. I genuinely, I don't remember. Like, I think I used to watch, like, some, I know I've seen stuff of him. And I think there's like an overlap Because I think you mentioned me in some video

Where like And it was uploaded to Clips channel That usually does stuff for us Because they mentioned us Oh But not in like a negative way It's like oh cool alright

Yeah But uh Yeah I never had My bar for like The commentary people is just like I expect that kind of thing eventually So like it's not really surprising to me Commentary in general

Like that kind You have to be so terminally online to care That like I feel like It's inherently like because you were telling us something about this before we recorded that we didn't say we didn't say like since we started recording but like people are

a lot of these people I would imagine are porn addicted to a point where it's like concerning yeah you know if you can't come without a video you know like I don't yeah I don't know how to help you yeah that was one of the allegations that

he had to like stop in the middle fucking a chick and recording her to come he had to stop fucking her play back the video and jerk off to finish. I've been there. And so we've all been there. It's a common

thing, you know? Who doesn't have this experience? A universal experience. You know how like sometimes people will point out like an observation? You'll be like man, no human experience is unique. You know, because like, oh, I thought that was just me that I felt that way and then that's that's that. Yeah. What do you think is your most unique experience you've ever had in your life? I don't think

I don't think there is such a thing. I think I've definitely woken up from dreams and laughed about someone like shitting themselves violently to the point they blew up. I don't think. What? I think my cartwheel. Wait, that's fucking insane. I feel like when I cartwheeled while throwing up is a fairly unique experience.

That's pretty cool. But I also think like if you're in, if you're in a field where you're doing that regularly, I feel like if you're like a gymnast, I would imagine that that's probably happened to you. So like even that's probably not, it's probably unique experience for a non-gymist. Yeah. Or like a non-athletic person. Right. But even that, like, I'm sure thousands of times. And that's even just, like, in my lifetime.

You know what I mean? I bet through human history, it's even crazier. Some dude tumbling down a mountain court wheeling, vomiting because he understands he's about to die. Fear throwing up because he's about the fucking hit the gun and pop. Have you ever thrown up from being afraid? No. No?

I don't really get afraid like that too often. The fuck does that mean? Like, I get nervous, like, but I'm not, like, frightened. You never been afraid? I have. But, like, not... When was the last time you were afraid? Like, genuinely scared?

Yeah. Would you like to experience it again? It's not going to happen, I think. I think I'm too... I bet I could make it. I bet I could make it happen. You can make me nervous, probably, but I don't know about me scared. Because, like, I started putting up.

I'm like, ah, whatever. Like, I start getting to the point. I'm like, ah, pull out, pull out. Let's a turn. They take that drive out. Me, Jalen and some other... I can't remember who the other person is. It was a third party.

When he was sleeping in our living room, we had a... We were like, we had a plan where we were going to all dress up as clowns and shake you awake in the middle of the night because we were afraid of clowns. We just never ended up doing it. I think it was too tedious to get all the stuff that we needed like the clown clothes and the nose and the makeup. We're like, we don't know how to do makeup. We're like 23-year-olds. That would have scared me for sure. Sure.

But probably would have locked me into being violent. I would have taken out of my fucking cleaver. I think I thought about like bringing a taser into the bicks and like tasing you awake. But like I felt like that was probably too mean. That is so insane. Great friends. That is such an entatizing someone. So here's what I don't rent at the time.

Tasing someone awake is devious. That is so devious. That is a good exchange. Yeah. Instead of a lay fee, you get tased. Yeah. That's pretty valid. How many things do not pay for it to take a tase for?

A fair few things. A fair few things. I would like some loans I took out. Like, hey, man. Would you do the microwave thing? What does that mean? If you got a year of free life, whatever. you want to purchase. We got to take

35 seconds. Wait, what are you saying? For a year of free life? What do you say? Everything is free. Essentially, you don't have to pay for anything. Oh, so I don't have to pay for anything for a year. Yeah, but you got to take it. You got to take 10 seconds in the microwave. No. What? 10 seconds in the microwave is crazy. I don't think that's a long time. You're dead probably, I would imagine. I don't know. I don't want to know. Because you can put things for like 30 seconds in the microwave and they come out

boiling basically. Yeah, but that's 30 seconds. That's three times 10. I feel like your eyes are gone. Yeah, your eyes probably pop. That's someone enduring it? You're keeping themselves. They're producing more moisture. They get disappeared. I thought Dr. Manhattan was a pussy.

I was like, I feel like he should have been able to like take it, you know? When he was in that like fucking like reactor thing and like he's just like, oh, and then he just like, he endures. Someone fucking endures. Oh, I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. And then he's just like, I'm, Dr. regular me. I'm regular. Regular Manhattan. Regular man.

I'm regular Manhattan. I'm Dr. Omaha now. Oh, don't worry. They're like, oh, that's cool. You're boring. You're boring. You definitely have cancer, though.

You definitely have cancer. The fucking, the entire plot would be fucked if you was just a regular guy. We would lose the war in Korea. We were like, so much of that story is just raped. That'd be good. It's unfortunate. The comedian becomes a real comedian. Well, so, I don't know, man.

He starts telling jokes explicitly about him, surviving that experience. Is there anything else that happened? Is there anything else in the news? I feel like nothing. I feel like it, well, look, every time I say that, somebody gets executed by ice. So who knows? Yeah.

But I feel like it's just been consistent chaos. They fired that guy. Bonvon, Bon, Bon, Gian, not, not Bongino. Bonvino. Bovino. Bovino. Bovino. Bovino.

Bavino. Cow man. Cow fella. That's what they used to call him. My favorite ice man Ocey Kousy. Ice man. My favorite ice man, Bovino.

I fired him because he was too mean. We hired a different guy who's just as mean, but he's got a way lamer name. It's not going to stick out his name is Hoeman because he gets the hose. He gets the hose. It's Homan, right? They were placing him with some guy.

I don't fucking remember. Who the fuck cares? Yeah. Just another fucking charlatan probably. It's another kind. Yeah, of course it is. Dude, Tim Walls. What do you do? He's just like, I don't know, dude.

Was you like, what a fucking... He's in this realm of like, well, they replaced him and I hope the new guy upholds law and order and I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. He said that. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Nice. We're beyond benefit of the doubt there, Tim. Nice. I don't know if you noticed.

I think he's just, he's so, he's so ready to just be done with this because I think he's not going to run again. I think when they called, when he called everybody weird, I think the Democrats came in and they beat him up in a room. And now he's like afraid to express obvious things. Yeah. Yeah, because he's really, I mean, I remember the couch gag.

He had some one-liners. He was like cooking everybody. And then, uh, and then also they sicked Joe Rogan on him for some reason. Joe Rogan hates him walls. And I'm like, why? Such a weird person.

I hate. Some fucking hunter fucking veteran guy that's like the every man in the fucking midwest. You hate that guy? The guy that hunts and shit and wears flannels. You hate him? like the guy that hides the pedophile documents personally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Much more. That's way better than

some lame guy. Just some guy. He's like, the worst thing he is, is lame. Like, you've seen him a thousand times. He's just an old guy, old Midwestern guy. You've seen him a thousand times. I don't know, man. Yeah, cool. It's a fucking disaster out there. It's a disaster. Yeah. I've been avoiding most of this stuff, like, especially the people that are

like trying to simp for making up things like, oh, Alex was a threat. Alex Brady was up. I'm like, Oh my God, I just, I don't want to hear anything. Opinion disregard. You know, you know it's bullshit. I just, I'm not, I have no time for it. Maybe he pulled this gun.

What's name of that? I have no time for this. I have no time for this. Oh, is that the guy who got arrested and pissed himself? I'm peeing my, I'm peeing. Oh, yeah, I remember that guy. Fucking loser piece of shit or whatever. Somebody send this to him.

Send this to the older millennial. You're a piece of shit. I hope you pissed yourself while you die. I wish he would have, I wish, I wish when they were taking him. He would have slipped in his own piss and bust his face open. What a fucking loser. Yeah, I don't know Like, did he say something?

I'm sure he did They all say the same thing Maybe he pulled He did you see Tim pool also Maybe he pulled his gun Did you see Tim pool Talking about licking his own boot or something Yeah, it's like oh I suck my own dick

What? Okay He was like These are my boots I've one of it It's like Tim You are a Russian asset You are a traitor

Literally you're a traitor Like he's actually He's actually a Russian assette Like no joke Like no meme Like there's no like Oh there's ambiguity Like he's actually like

only legitimate Russian asset that there's 100% obvious verifiable proof for. Which is fucking crazy. Literally a traitor. You are a treasonous piece of shit. You should be hung from the gallows in front of people. They should make a day of it. I don't co-assigned that exactly. But like, that's Sweeney's opinion.

Espionage. That's literally what happens. If it's to be taken seriously, it's like, you know, at the very least should be in fucking prison. No, he should absolutely be fucking prison. I can't believe that people... You should be egged. I don't know why it was doing it.

I can't believe people just wrote that, like, that there are people who can write that off. You know what I mean? Like that, that, that, that does not dismantle your credibility immediately is fucking bewildering. We are in a time like that, that is... I still think about that guy. I still think about that guy from 2008 or maybe 2010. I know exactly what we were about to say.

The fucking... Yeah! That's all he did and it was tanked his career. You're like, oh, how cringe. Yeah. And then they killed him. They shot him in the face. They did shoot him in the face. They shot him with a chain gun. Meow. Now, you can be a fucking Russian asset and still, like, interviewed the director of the FBI, like, Betty Johnson. I still see Cash Mattel and all those people like, they're Russian assets. And you're the, you're in the FBI. And you're still colluding. It's, I'm like, what is this timeline? It's so important. What is this timeline?

I can't stress this enough. It is not hearsay or a conspiracy thing to say that, like, Tim Pool is a Russian asset. No. I cannot stress this enough. The fucking DOJ investigated. Go look into it yourself. It is, he's the only one who's obvious. Like, there's no denying.

Also, Lauren Chen, but like, who gives a shit about Lauren Chen really. But she set it up. Yeah, she set it up. She set it up, but it was all those guys. She doesn't have any. Matt Christensen, Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson, Tim Pool. who's the blonde chick that was trying to attack

Italian immigrants? I forgot her name. Lawrence Southern. Every blonde. Yeah, all of them? Do you remember when they were like shooting like flares out like a A boat?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember that. It was like Italian immigrants or some shit and they were like trying to attack them. I'm like bro. It's just Italians? That's crazy. It was like an Italian boat or some shit.

And anyway. Yeah. So yeah, it's their treasiness. They all have jobs. And then, you know, at that point, I feel like that was the ultimate cutoff. I'm like, oh, they'll, their base will believe anything. So when, say, Alex Prady, obviously, it's so clear as day, they take the gun away from him and then they execute them.

Yeah. It's just clear as fucking day. Dude, it's so clear that even Aspen Gold and Glenn Beck were like, yeah, they killed him. You know how, you know how, that's crazy. Because they're, like, unreaching, like, they're gone. And the fact that they, even they were like, oh, yeah, that's execution. It's like the Qononon shaman again, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Like, if you're below the understanding of these people, like, what does that say about you, brother? Yeah. I think we've, we vilified, we've vilified the wrong people for a while. A lot of them were shitty, but we just, we put terms to the wrong individuals. Two, we humanize shitheads too often. I think that's the culture. We humanized assholes. And that's where we, we're seeing the byproduct of that I think genuinely in this world right now.

Derek, you know what I've been thinking about? What I've been thinking about lately? Is it like, I kind of want to have like a pulley system with like a, a, a, bucket full of boiling water over Kingston so whenever he talks about anything I can need to boil him Would you be okay with that? I've been thinking I've been having a thought recently

What is it? What is it? Tell me. You can tell me. I'm just going to fill this room With just glass What do you mean? What do you mean? Shattered glass, shatter glass. Maybe even my fiberglass You know. Oh, fiberglass. I'm not going to wear a mask And I'll just have you guys in here talking a whole time all the fiberglass going inside your bodies

that was like, where you made a mask for? Oh, just this shit to giggles. And watch you guys die. That's kind of mean. That's kind of mean spirit of. I'll take the boiling water at least twice. See if I can endure it. You can't.

I love that those videos of people like trying to throw it up in the air like when it's wintertime. Because they think it's going to like turn into snow and it's just not that cold enough. It's not cold enough, man. Same fucking Siberia. The way the little kid like fucking kid fell on his back and he fell down. It's a little fat kid.

I'm like, what are you doing, bud? Fucking idiot. He cook his face They'd like fall on him Yeah He fell on his back He brazed his face He turned over in his back

Look like freaking Dennis Rodman It's like he just fucking A bunch of A bunch of birds Would you eat brazed face? No No I wouldn't eat human

I wouldn't eat human Yeah I mean me neither Fucking loser Why? Why would you be human? What? Oh Well listen

I don't know You want to get into questions Hell yeah Let's get the questions From our patrons Over at Patreon.com Have a one hour show. Oh, we're crazy.

A 13-minute show. We're cutting back. We do that 10-minute podcast like Will Saso and whoever the fuck else did it. 10-minute podcast? Yeah, it was 10-minute podcast with Will Sassau. Will Sassos is the guy from freaking what you call? Matt TV. He's from the lemons.

The lemon, what is that? The lemon vines. He was that guy, but. That's how I know him. I don't remember. I know, I just know of Matt TV. He was like fat as shit. Then he got.

a teeny bit less fab, do you so fat? You're so... One of my favorite bates he does the Sopranos, but on a PaxT network was like this Christian network. So then they just like, it's like a three-minute episode of cutting everything out of Sopranos.

It's really funny. It's just him eating, basically? It's basically that, and then every time he's about to like swear or say something or about to bang a hooker, he just cuts out immediately. One thing I didn't, I didn't understand as a kid

since I didn't watch the show, they cut out even him saying big puss. So it's like, oh, take him out big pooh. And so watching it back, I'm like, oh, these, okay, I know what that is now. I really did earnestly, dude, my, I have such, I have face blindness for Italians, I think, unless they're women. But like, a lot of Italian men to me look exactly the same. Like to the point where I was like, oh, there's a big pussy and a little pussy. I really earnestly thought that there was like, there were different pussies.

I mean, you're not wrong. A lot of Italians look the same, especially the ones that end up being like cops or whatever. they all like just it's like the T-1000 they just morph into the same thing yeah and I'm like I've seen like in every movie in every anything

I'm like you're not the same actor but you look exactly the fucking same as the guy that's real style thing to Italians for sure yeah they all morphs they morph into the same fucking style but that's like East Coast Italians East Coast Italians have a very particular like kind of like

yeah where the fuck the Italians only anywhere else yeah they don't really they're not really there's a time you mean around here I've never met a single Italian here. Really, actually? Yeah, genuinely. I've met a few. Not as many as like New York.

Like it's like in the, the Bronx is, if you're not literally Puerto Rican, Dominican, or some sort of Caribbean black person, you're Italian or Irish. You know, I know I haven't met any Italian? Why? Since I've been here because I haven't dated. I haven't dated them. That's crazy. That's crazy. You want to date my, my homie Anthony?

It's the cooking man. I know my, my homie Anthony. Tony. A Thai food's really nowhere near the best cuisine I've had in my life, man. I'm not, no. Like, people are like, Italian food's so great. I'm like, I mean, I love it. But, like, the thing about it is, like, in my experience, the Italians that I've known can cook.

I agree with that. Exceptionally well. I think they can cook, but I've had like, I don't know, man, Indian food trumps almost everything to me. Trump. He's fanatic over here. This guy loves Trump. Actually, I love Indian food. I just like Indian food.

I like a simosa. It really depends on, like, like. You're probably not a big cheese fan because like... I like cheese. I don't adore it, but I like cheese. That's what I'm saying. If you're like a cheese fan, then Italians would like top tier. I really don't think it's tough tier.

I fucking love cheese. I think Italian food is... I think it's a good cuisine, but I think there are definitely a lot of better cuisines. Like to me, like, uh... I think it's the one that Americans eat the most as Americans are like, oh, this is... Americans love cheese, man. We're cheese and cheese.

We like cheese and bread, man. Because that's really what it's fucking dough and cheese. And then you add a lot. little bit of something. Because like my favorite sign dish is probably like Fettuccino-A-L-Fredo? Uh-huh.

That shit's good. Zupa Tiscan? You know the funny thing about Fetegina Alfredo? Is this not American? Is that one of the same American? It's very American. Like there is no...

I know Parm. I know Parm is American too. There's no, there's no Alfredo in fucking Europe. Oh really? I learned that by going to Europe and being like, hey, where's the Alfredo sauce? They're like, what?

They don't have Alfredo. Alfredo is just a guy over there. Yeah. That's just beating his dick into fucking pools of fucking soup. Yeah. Ew. This Alfredo's supertains from Alfredo He's just fucking hunched over tired

You had to make it, oh, we had to make it ourselves Like Jojo's like, oh, it's get heavy cream and shit And then we can just make it's very easy It's very easy. That's what making the Zubis discona I was surprised how easy it was to make Because I was like, this is so fucking delicious It's fucking chicken broth Heavy cream

And then add stuff Potato spinach But that's literally the broth is just those two things And then you add like To your liking essentially But you only need chicken broth and heavy cream. He makes him but Descana.

Lily loves Italian food. Fucking phenomenal. But she has, I think she has baby taste buds. That's why she likes Italian food so much. That's crazy. I just think you like, like,

filthy spices and stuff. Like, yeah, like, there's like a fucking human. I like a variety of flavors. Of course. He likes fucking,

like, cumming, I guess. But like, you know, Harry says, come. Sorry, sorry,

I'm not, sorry, I don't have all strictly European taste buds. Just not cheese. No, but I think, I think,

they don't, they don't, you have cheese over there. Yeah, and it's delicious still. It is delicious, but it's like... The thing about it is, like, I think you... You've lost your ability to appreciate subtle spice. No, I like subtle spice, too.

Clearly not. Of course I like subtle spice. What do you mean? What are you saying? If Italian is, like, low on your fucking thing, like... Because I think other things taste better. Yeah, like the very overpowering spices. You like an overpowering spices?

You like an overpower. Like, Indian food. And I like overpowering stuff, too, but, like, I mean... I don't know, man. I'm the kind of guy that's like eating white rice, like, plain. That's what's confusing. about it. You've got a bit of psychosis going on.

No, I think I like I like the fucking Eucharist, you know? I like body of food. The body of price is delicious. I like a nice fucking tomato sauce that's not too sweet. Sometimes people make that shit too fucking sweet. I think it is good, but I think it's kind of made.

It is crazy. Four cheeses if you can. It's kind of made, man. A pepperoni. But I'm not a, but I am not a cheese fanatic. That is a thing. I do like cheese, but it's not even close. Is it not in the top five?

Cheese? No. Italian. There's, I think... He's going to say Papua New Guinea food or something of bullshit. Yeah,

if I'm being honest, I'm gonna go with... All right. Give me your top five right now. I'm gonna go to Caribbean food in general. Sure. That's number one.

It's number one. Jamaican, Dominican. I think they're gonna get up. Hurry up. But they're a mixed bag of food. This isn't a fucking essay.

Give me your fucking top five now. See you guys are fucking your small brain. Your brains are tiny. I'm just called your hard arb. Please call them hard all you want. You can't hurt me anymore. I'm free. I'm liberated.

There's a time limit. No, in control. Japanese. No, you said Caribbean was the number one, right? Caribbean is number one, so Japanese is the second. Okay, so now what's number two? Japanese. Okay, that's valid.

Indian. Very subtle flavors, interesting. Japanese. Oh, Southern American food. Holy shit. So, food? The best. The best.

So food is good. Yeah. A ton of salt. Love it. Yeah, it's a ton of salt. Yeah, it's a ton of salt. And then probably, Mexican's probably up there. Mexican?

Was that five? That's five. That's not like fun. Oh, no. Mediterranean food. Holy shit. That's just, that's just. Yeah, yes. That's crazy. Yes, but it is really fucking good.

I feel like most of the things that he's listing is mostly just chicken and rice. Yeah. It's a lot of chicken, rice, and greens. It is very, that is very much so my appetite of food. It doesn't get better than that. It's like, oh, I agree. What flavor a brand of chicken am I going to eat today? Yeah, yeah.

What is short grain or long grain rice? Oh, it was very. Garden Salmon salad. It's very clear as you're naming stuff off. That's so crazy. You don't like pastas. No, clearly not. What are you saying?

I do like pasta. No, the thing is that like, loving you, being my favorite is different people liking. I do like pasta. I just can't, I can't imagine. Because I like ramen. And ramen's essentially pasta. That's true. We just don't really.

Yes. They're damn they're the same thing. It's technically pasta. Yeah. But, you know, texture is a little different. Yeah. It's noodles. Yeah.

And the way it's, the way it's like prepared is a little different. But it's like, it's essentially the same thing. And I do like subtle flavors too Because I mean I said Mediterranean That's like a subtle flavor of the food Well not really It's pretty subtle They kind of have all the same spices as the fucking like

Persians and Indians and shit Well the Yeah but not as much of it But it's good It's delicious As much as uh yeah Jesus Christ Hey yo relax

I love curry Was it you that sit the video I don't remember I'm somebody Boiling his feet What was that? Wait wait wait Wait, wait, Jordan, it was a job me.

Hold on. I need an explanation. It was Jordan. I need an explanation. No, don't show it to me because we can't show it on the camera. Yeah, we can. What is it? Describe this.

A man boiling his feet. Ancient Indian man. And I mean, he looks like he's like 90. Was it like that, like that monk that looks like a zombie kind of? It's not that bad, but it's just a little step before that. Okay. But he's therapeutic. dunking his foot

in boiling oil and when you dunks it it's like and then starts rubbing it on people his foot on people for therapeutic purposes I think it's AI That's got to be AI

It has to be AI I don't think it is It must be a There was nothing about it How can you boil your foot And not Immediately Like I don't

Dead nerves I've seen I've seen some very interesting things like that So like I can't feel the bottom of my feet like not can't feel them but like how to explain it? All right. You know, you want to prove it? They're so call your feet.

I can put, I can put, let's boil. Guys, all jokes aside, hold on. Jokes aside, I can put my like hot water and it comes out of faucets doesn't bother me. We are. It just feels warm to me. We are at 2,100 more or less patrons. If we get to 2,200. No, no, no.

By the end of February, if we get to, listen, if we get to 2200 by the end of February, we will boil Kingston's Live on stream. I would not agree with this. You don't have to. It's not your decision. This is democracy. That's not how that works. Okay.

All right. Let's make it the democracy. Who, let's vote. Who's, who's going to vote for Kix's, Boil and kicks his feet? That's still not.

Aye. The eyes have it. It's not how democracy's work. The Dings have it. It's over. We win. Democracies don't take the life of other people over their own choice. Consider your feet boiled.

Yeah. You're not going to die. No, I'm not going to die, but I'm good with heat. Listen, we're going to put a nice coating of, of Vaseline on your foot.

That's not going to help me very much. It will, I promise. It will do it. I'm not, guys, I'm not doing this, man. Kingston, you don't have a choice.

You don't understand. That's my body. You're talking like you have a choice. It's crazy. He thinks he has a choice. We're going to boil your feet. We're not. Now, granted,

it's a big ask. You know, we're asking for like about a hundred more patrons. I'm not doing that. So like, I mean, you know, we might not, we might not hit the goal.

We might. We might. But, you know, consider this a legally binding promise. It's not legally minded. It's not legally nor binding. Because he's ultimately the person who needs to do it around the promise.

I'm not doing this. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I got distracted. I just saw that name Jimmy Savo. It turns out of the curious George for a bit. I saw the name. I saw the name Jim. My eye just peeked and I saw Jimmy Salvat.

I'm like, oh, God. We should read the quote. I remember that guy. Go ahead. You do what you got to do. I don't know if that's interesting. I just saw the name. Well, we can read it.

This way up. V. Don't do that. What were you doing? Stop it. He's chimping out. What's wrong with a little chimpery? Not you, man. You're giving them what you're like. No, man.

So I'm just having fun. Fucking Flint is going to get a hold of that and be like, I knew it. He's going to fucking bust through his fucking table. I fucking knew. I fucking, I knew all of them are just. Epstein's a pretty cool guy. All right. Well, I'm going to read this name now.

I'm going to read this question. Okay. Is that okay with you? They were, we're going to boy. Children. This way up V. Rode in. That's crazy. I can't believe you said that. This way up V. Rodin.

He says, just thought I'd leave a quick one for you, lads. But I thought it might be necessary to mention that maybe people in the state should reconsider dressing up as Jimmy Crystal from 28 years later Bone Temple. I've not seen this movie, by the way. I saw, I saw 28 days, 28 years. I saw weeks. I have not seen weeks. I haven't seen bones. I heard from everybody that weeks suck.

Weeks is the weakest one. Yeah. That's the second one. Yeah, it's the weakest one. Jeremy Renner's in it. Oh, really? That was before I knew who the fuck he was.

Was it after or before he got mutilated by his snowboard? Very much so before. Well, I don't know. It's a genuine question. I think I can't. Very much so before. I walked out of 28 weeks, but not because it sucked. I was just, I think I was going to like,

I think I was with a chick and I wanted to do something more exciting than just sit. I wanted a premature ejaculate. So I walked out with this bitch. She wouldn't ride my penis with my dick in the popcorn, you know? And I was like, she's sitting inside the popcorn bucket on your penis. Yeah. That is so disrespect. Any girl that does that, women, you do not need to do that.

Women, you do not need to do that. That's good behavior. Any man that asked out of you, you deserve better. You should try it at least once. You should demand that he do that, where he's like, I don't, I'm not sure about that, ma'am. And you're like, what are you pussy? You ever seen the Warriors? Yeah.

The Warriors fucking Ajax. He says, like, what's the matter? Are you going faggot? And like, that's a classic scene. And I'm like, using it in that context is crazy. I love that. It's just the meaner than you're a pussy. Yeah.

It is just the meaner version of it. God, I love it. It's like Danny Phantom going ghost. Yeah. By the way, Ajax is, I think if I remember correctly, is Dexter's dad. From the, from the,

not Dexter's laboratory. I can't wait to go to my car. You're going, fagg? I think I think this is true,

but I've never verified this. Just my memory went like, I think that's the same actor. The guy that played A. Jackson Warriors is Dexter's father in the stars.

What was, Cinemax? Stars. Dexter, but I can't remember who, who. stop? Who did it?

I have no idea. It's one of the two I'm pretty sure. Because it wasn't HBO It was like one of the other Loser ones That didn't Yeah yeah yeah

Like FX or AMC or something It's no no no It was like you had to like pay for it It might be stars So stars Stars is always the one that has the ones That nobody gives the shit about Yeah

I think you can get the Stars app Actually for $5 I think it's like the only You guys remember the Skinimax era Remember that EroC? I don't actually That shit was crazy That was a so yeah

I think that was when there was like a just essentially porn on there all the time like like past 9 p.m. dog it was just like real sex right real sex was the show I were seeing that in the info whenever I would scroll through the info and see real sex and I was like I'm gonna make it an effort I had it for I got direct TV in 2007 I was like let's go I had a had a free trials of that shit so I was watching real sex which was actually kind of educational I learned a lot it was it wasn't just like smut stuff there would be like oh here's a guy that made a automatic uh What was it?

The flashlight? It was showing this guy made an automatic flashlight. Someone making that is crazy. He's like, someone like that being a marvel and technology is crazy. Imagine learning. Imagine learning how to solder circuits together. Just to do that. Just the fuck of toilet paper roll.

I hope I can find that clip because I remember the guy that was using it on himself was like, it was too good. He was like, whoa, shit. Like he was like, whoa. And they hold him down. He's like, stop, guys. Don't know. Talk. Batman gets up the best pocket pussy ever

It's the mega milker 9,000 The mega milker 9000 He brings it over Thug and the thugs like Bruce seriously I went two rounds on my wife really today Please don't do this to me Pops of Viagra in his mouth Bruce please

No no talk He has a little He has like really tiny needles in his gloves And they're injected with their They have little Viagra's in them Damn it. So he hits you And he immediately

Oh What if you don't? No, no Oh, it's so hard. That's how he kills Babbin. This will make it so you don't He makes all the venom Go into his penis

And he blows up How many? Why are you doing this? He has some weird Like twisted justification For it He's like Oh, if all the blood goes

To your penis I can punch you in the head And you won't bleed out Because all your blood will be in your dick You won't bleed out He gets a needle He gets a needle life's fucking full staff.

I'll poke it. Tell me. I can't tell you. That's so disgusting. When all the blood rushes to your dick. Oracle, the blood rush to his dick. He's now incapacitated because he has absolutely zero blood in his brain. There's no blood in his brain

or his heart. You have to resuscitate him. He's going to die without brain to his brain. It's not my problem, Oracle. It's not my problem, Oracle. It's fucking boots, kicks him in head. one hard time. He does one of those.

Like how they jump start the heart? I'm going to jumpstart his head and he kicks his head. He does one of those like. Like a little jump up game. You know, when you finish them off, it has that boom sound effect. That boom sound effect is great. It's a really good one. It's fucking brutal.

It's so loud. Bruce, his heart is gone. It's not. It didn't stop beating. It's gone. It's not there. They cut them open and it's nothing there. It's missing.

I guess we won't be getting the information out of him, Oracle. Let's go. Move on to the next one. There's a thug that just petrified, we're standing. Engage in the next one. Talk about feint of heart. I don't know.

Talk about mask of the phantasm. He just jumps off a roof. Like that of him do. Do cloak dies. Oracle. gave this man a gram of fentanyl. He probably, oh, he's dead, never mind. A gram is a lot of fentanyl.

Dude, they gave me 100 micrograms. I can't even imagine what a gram of fentanyl would do. That is a... It looks like the Midwest right now. Not to me fair, they do get... We're hurricanes. Just fucking... They do give fentanyl.

It is like a medical thing. No, it is... It was specifically for medicinal purposes. But it is funny to see it on like a piece of paper that says, like, yeah, you're wrong this. And I was like, oh, man. And I'm, I even, I was talking to Joe Joe. I'm like, I'm sure this is a proper dose, like 100, like, micrograms. But I've never felt that fucked up in my life off of any type of anesthesia.

Yeah. Because when I, I was fucked the entire day. Usually that shit wears off. Were you like slowing your speediness? That wasn't that bad. Maybe they're trying to get rid of, they're trying to get rid of their surplus of fentanyl to like. Yeah. So they're just like, put it.

I know that this is like 200 times the dose, but let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go. That's crazy Pushing this much I'm pushing the whole fucking Needles that turn on somebody And they're like, what are you doing? No No

That's I felt dude I actually I have a vision of waking up During the procedure But I don't know if it's real That does happen Yeah I just don't know if it's real I just don't know if it's real

I feel like I was fighting them though Like in a way that Because I couldn't I couldn't No I don't mean like punching But like I was struggling with them Right Like I couldn't breathe and then I was communicating to them

I just want to breathe through my nose and I'm like okay I know that wasn't real because I had a tube of my mouth I can't talk but I remember being like trying to struggle to like so I can breathe because I had an oxygen thing and I just remember not being able to breathe properly

and I was like what if they were just fucking with me and they turned off the oxygen to see you like fucking start your death rattles and they're like slapping me a little bit and then I woke up and like oh and then I saw the doctor's fucking dick like actually getting harder and harder.

He just has like the fucking, um, he just has the fucking gown on. And you see it just raging. And they're like, dude. All right, we got to finish this question.

We got to finish this question. We got to finish this question. We read it. We started reading it like 10 minutes ago. How the hell did we get? Okay. I have no idea how we got you. Where am I?

Because we were talking about 20, 20. Oh, right, right, right, right. Oh, it's good. The bone temple? First one, second, though, well. I saw years.

And it was, I liked it. Days was very good. Days was very good. I heard Silent Hills really good. Do you see about the Silent Hill movie? No, I don't care. Dude, man, it sucks. I don't adore it to Sinal Hills.

I think it was like a 15% fucking. I saw it at 7 when I saw it. You know what's really good so far? It's insane. They're doing a Wonder Man, a fucking MCU thing. But it's an actual, no, but it's actually a story about something other than just heroes. And it's like, oh, that's interesting. Wow.

How could it? Who is it? What? Is it like the postmate's driver? He is a medic human. But it's not a story, like a superhero story. I don't get it. What's the point?

I mean, there's still characters in the universe. Yeah, but the MCU's not good enough to justify that. So, like, what do you mean? I think the Marvel universe is, though. Fuck, goddamn search engine, man. Batman can get away with it with the penguin because, like, I could see that. But, like, what are you going to do? It's like, agents of shield.

It's like, this sucks. He's, uh, what you call it? He's, um, he's an actor. I, the guy played, the guy, um, the character is an actor who's trying to get a role. Okay. Of a character called Wonder Man from a previous, uh, from a previous movie. in the universe. It's really interesting.

So far it's pretty good. It's a show that's happening right now? Mm-hmm. I haven't heard of a, I haven't heard of a lick of it. I gotta be honest. Have you heard of Wonder Man? Yeah,

a little bit, but like I'm trying to, okay, I want to show you this TV Fun House thing. Here it is. Okay. So Wonder Man. This is Wonder Man. There's a parody of the OG Superman, and he's just a fucking sex pest.

Oh. That's great. So he like, oh, really? He just rescues hot chicks. Like, there was a bunch of, of horrible things happening around. He ignores all of it and then sees a hot chick

about to be touched by a homeless man. And he fucking... Destroyed him. Yeah, throws him into the sun. I think he punches him into the sun or something. And then like... I think I saw that. And then it's like, oh, you seem to be okay.

And like, x-raying her, like, just seeing her shit. Like, he's just a complete pervert. I mean... That's Wonder Man. I don't know what the fuck this shit is. If you have that power at that point, it's just like you're... You're kind of doomed if you have that power really.

When you are... When you are... Especially if you find out, if you find out you have that power when you're like 12 or something. Oh, oh, that's a bad time. That's a bad time. No, I think you're still able to be like curtail. Either little. Maybe if you had a clart.

Little or older, I think it's the best. But when you find out as a teen, it gets as rough. Maybe if you grew up in like the age. You're going to have like a pop a kint to like be like son. There's good role models. That's all fucking. It's good role models and a good surrounding. Please don't.

Because that's kind of the thing, right? You look now. It's like, oh, the honor doesn't matter at all now. Yeah. In this era, it's like, it's actually stupid. it to be honorable. Imagine Tim pulled that had Superman powers.

Oh my God. He would be... He'd be bald in everybody else on a planet. I will make... Your hair is gone. If everyone's bald,

no one is. He like, he has a little... He has like the cul-de-sac hair, right? So he has a little bit left over. So he'll make everyone,

everyone is completely bald, so he has the most hair in the world. Just shave your head, I don't get the coldest. It's because it's so he can wear his hat and it looks like... It looks like his hair.

It looks like his hair. For people who don't know that he's bald or... than the fucking moon. I've never seen someone so bald. Like, it's insane. You could play pool with him.

There's no follicles up there. It's a follicular desert. It's just weird having so much money and not doing the hair plugs. That's the thing that I don't understand. It's too late for him. It's so much. It's so much ground to cover.

Like, you can do that when, like, you're kind of balding. But like, he's, he was bald a while ago. Yeah, he's been bald. He's probably been bald since he was six. Like, I can't imagine that there is there, are there pictures of Tim Poole with air? You know what?

I have never seen young pictures of Tim Poole. That's why he became evil. That's actually kind of interesting. You got a, like, sluited thing going on, except like, just worse. because he's not even remotely interesting or smart Is he even a real child? Is he a real person? Like did he even have a childhood? I mean, I met him. So like,

I know his corporeal form is at least real. I'm gonna, I'm gonna talk to his brother. Chris? Oh yeah, yeah. His brother Chris, I've actually seen some weird like, he showed me like things that like,

oh, don't show anybody. Yeah. Like behind the scene type stuff. So I can ask him like, hey, do you approve that Timpull's a real person? and not a clone or something. He goes like, come to think of it. I was an only child.

I'd be like, stop fucking with me. And then he's like, I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. Look at my family photos. He's like nowhere to be seen. He's like nowhere to be seen. But like, uh, but there's always like these weird, like, the pictures of them and their family are always like, there's like these weird subtle hints. There's like, um, like they're outside of a park or whatever.

And they're like, it's like, it's Chris Poole and his mom and dad. And they're outside of a building. And like, you, you see, on the sign. you see C-L-O-N, but then it cuts off, and you're like, is that a clone? Is that a... Like, what... It might not be, because it cuts off, but like, what is it? There's, like, little hints like that.

They got, like, 23-and-me things in the back. That's so stupid. I'm like, it's just like, what happened? We gotta get to the bottom of this. A picture of Tim Pool in a jar. Yeah. Oh, we still didn't finish that question. No, we're...

Come on. All right, do it. The famous... This is going to be a very popular one-question episode of the Snartag. Anyway, he brought up Jimmy, he wrote up, Jimmy Crystal for 28 years later, the Bone Temple. Again, I have not seen this movie. I don't know who this character is. Because that character is inspired. Oh, he's the guy from the kid in the beginning of years.

Oh, yeah. He shows up at the end. Yes. Okay. Because that character is inspired by one of the UK's biggest pedophiles, Jimmy Saville. Oh, I know. That's the guy played by what you call it by the guy from sinners. Okay.

I don't know. I just didn't even know. Like, I believe you, but also, like, you could be wrong. And I would have no way of. I don't care. Yeah. Jimmy Sable, unless you're a Pito, then go ahead. It will be a good self-report.

Just food for thought and maybe change Halloween costume choices for people. That doesn't matter. Like, people dress as Freddy Kruger. And Freddie Friker is a pedophile. I think you're dressing as a character. I don't know. Actually. Well, I think he was just weird.

Well, look at him running pito defense. No, no, I think that was a ken of the universe. I can be, I can be a fiebophile. Yeah. No, no, I think in a universe he wasn't a pedophile. He was just a weird guy. And they burn him to death. All right.

No, I, okay. I guess. I'm just... Freddie Krueger is absolutely a pedophile. I think he was just weird. This is what... Pedophiles are weird, sir. I don't think he did anything to the kids.

I think he, like, he was... Because I think that's why he comes back as a demon. I think he's something like a vengeful spirit. I think they, like, they unlawfully murder him and he becomes an evil demonic creature. Unless I'm not... I'm pretty sure that,

at least they might have changed in like the rest craven one because there's, there's like... He exclusively fucks around with kids. You don't think that's... I don't think he harmed the kids ever. I think he was trying to generally be kind of them, but it's like the idea of like...

Is this a bit? I don't remember him being a pedophile, actually. From the ones I remember seeing when I was younger. There's like a 40-minute scene of him molesting a child in that one movie. Man, you really almost had a son to stand on. And then you just fucking niggered the room up. What is it? Whatever.

Don't dress his, don't dress his Jimmy Saffle for Halloween, I guess. But I mean, the character's based. Is this character a pedophile on the movie? I feel like no, right? I don't know. That'd be interesting. Jack O'Connell's the actor's name. There you go. Jack O'Connell. He's the guy that played Remick and sinners. Who's Remick in Sinners? Oh, never mind. Who is Remig? Is he the main? The main one that goes? Okay. I didn't know their names. Remick. The second I heard that I was like, I'm not remembering this. The fucking have a fake ass thing. Your experience must be interesting. It's like, it's like watching. I feel like for you was like you see the world like in cyberpunk and it's like a word comes up and you're like, I don't care. That don't care. It's. It's like you have like ad blockers, but in real life.

I absolutely do. This isn't Master Chief or Ella Pernell. This is like, I'm out of here. This is not Lady Gaga singing. I don't care about it. I forget a lot of, like, if I haven't seen something in a while or if something's like just not inherently interesting to me, it's hard for me to like remember it. What's interesting? What's interesting?

I don't know. I know when I see it. Have you seen it often? No. Quite frankly. What's the guy's name? What's the 28 days later guy's name? What's the main character's name in that movie?

28. That is so stupid. I'm blown away. Holy shit. Oh, my God. It's being 28. This is days. This is days.

This is weeks. My friend Munch died so he didn't see him of him. And it hears years. That's so fucking stupid. There's minutes and seconds. We're a zombie hunting squad. Get a minute. Rahr!

She was flying across the room Minutes is going crazy Minute is really getting those motherfuckers Look at minutes go Look at days fly by They got a dog named moments Moments Moments in time

And he has a suit called time Well now we're getting crazy Time suit Oh really I don't know Like there's like If they don't make it a point To like

Because Remick like Like do they even Talk to talk to each other by name really Often in that movie you know It's not really about them So much as it's about the people in the house So like that's kind of what I was like I don't know the guy's name

But I forgot what he he gives his name In the beginning When they get into a juke join He gives them his name I guess because he's a vampire I'm like I'm not gonna need to know this guy's name And you kind of don't really in the movie Like it never really comes up

As anything interesting You know smoke and stack? Like, I remember them. He's definitely a character, though. No, it's a character, but like... It's like the avatar people, you know? Like, what's the avatar people's names? I don't like avatar.

No, but do you know their names? No, because I don't care about them. No reason I know. I'm rooting against them actively during the movie. I was like, this is stupid. Yeah, I think there's, like, what? Sully? Jake Sully?

I know Jake, yeah. And then there's... And then there's... And there's... General cunt. General cunt. Yeah, there's... There's that rich.

But that's it. That's it. There's... There's fucking Azure slut. There's fucking Sirillian cunt. There's fucking sapphire stank. Dumb tree bitch. Water whore.

Blue tree monkey. There's water whore. Colbalt skank. I don't know. They're just bliggers. And then it's like, they're all this bunch of bliggers. Tree dance. You are crazy.

Stop it. Jesus Christ. You're on something today. Slurk out today is crazy. Well, bligger is not a sluggers. No, but I mean, like, we had a salad, we had a hard R, we had a couple of Fs, full on Fsler. Edit, this is kind of getting crazy. Edit those in.

No. Cut them out, cut them out of where you said them, but implant them randomly later. That's way too much effort, but like that's hysterical. Just make a completely unlistable. Cut. As you're reading one of the questions, there's just fucking hard art. Powerful. Bace it all the way up.

Yeah. Let's get the, let's fucking make the audio peak break their headphones. Yeah, just fuck people's... That's a good one. Cryo Vikings versus deep sea samurai rode in.

Very cool. That's pretty cool. That's pretty sick. I love the deep sea samurai idea. Hey, Yako, Waco. Uh-oh. Yako, Waco, and Negro.

Very cool. Which, which, who's, who's Negro? It could be any one of us. Yeah. Oh. That's really nondescription.

He says, I was watching a YouTube video about AI recently when the host said Clanker, and it suddenly hit me how wild that actually is. Imagine being the first truly sentient AI to come online, and one of the first things this unique, one-of-a-kind new life form learns is that there's already a slur for it, and it's been there for a while. That's like fighting out baboons invented the hard hour before people even existed. Is there anything that you fellas think is nuts, but no one else seems to recognize. I feel like a lot of people recognize that it's kind of insane that clankers is a term. But it's also fun because they're not, you know, it's not real life. What? Star Wars.

Does it come from Star Wars, actually? Yeah, they call them Clankers and Tinnees. Tinney. I like Tinnees a lot. Tinnis is kind of better in my opinion. I think clanker is good. Clanker is good. It's got the brand appeal.

It's got like a good endorsement because it's similar to another certain one. Yeah, but Tinnies, I like Tinnies. Tilly sounds more racist to me. Tinnies sounds more disrespectful. Clanker sounds sarcastically racist. Tinnies actually sounds like there's legitimate hate line. I'm like, I can really see it. What you're doing, Tim Boy?

It's really, it's really fucking, it comes from, Osokasano said it too, my very character. And I was like, that's why she's my favorite. Get that fucking tin baby out of here. Who said it, Yoda? Asoketano. Oh. It's not even going. You got a full-on, you had a full several-syllable name.

Like, Yoda? Just being that's that detached from a conversation. You just make up your own story at that moment. Why don't even ask a question at that moment? Just say you fake this person said it at that point. Fucking tenors, Sawyer. Tinners. Dinnlings.

Kill the tinlings I did. I still think him killing those younglings is a crazy thing. He's evil. Let him kill children. That's what their idea of killing evil is. Oh, he murders children. It's like, that's not even, that's barbaric. That's not even like evil.

I mean, it's, no, it's evil, but it's like, it's like stupidly evil. He's saying, Freddie Krueh is. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Saying murdering children is it evil? What the fuck's going on with you today? It's a kind of evil where it's like, instead of killing them, why don't you just take them and co-op them into your fucking religion? Instead of being evil, why are you just not be evil?

Well, no, that's still evil making a bunch of little Sith psychopaths. Because then later on in the series, they go hunting for force sensitive children. Yeah, but molding... And it's like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, but molding children after an ideology that you have is just life. That's what people...

That's what humanity's been doing forever. I understand that. So instead of... Something inherently evil about it necessarily. So instead of taking them and making them more little sift motherfuckers run on and cause problems, which they could, he slaughters them.

Yeah, to prevent more people from being Sith. Oh, he's a hero. He's actually a hero. He's actually a hero. Classic media reception now. You guys say, me here is such a nerve. Hero I am. It's me. You know who's really not that bad of a guy?

Thanos. Thanos is not that bad. He has just kind of validated. And it's like, oh. Yes. Yes. Every character in Star Wars should sound like that. Except Yoda.

Yoda should sound like a guy. Who should Yoda sound like? Like fucking Steve Buscemi. No. It's not distinct enough. Walkins? No. I want like.

I don't know. Bender. I want like a mundane, like a Ben Stein. almost, but not quite Ben Stein. You know what I mean? Yeah. It should sound like, um, no, it's too bad. I'm space Trump.

Look at me. I'm Trump. Donald Trump is yo. From a long, long time ago. Train the kids. I will. Yeah, that works. I don't know, whatever.

Who gives the shit? I, uh, I'll use the force. Send children to little St. James, I will. you like islands non-earth kid it's crazy that it's called little St. James it's me Luke

it's me Luke uncle Luke it would be so unlistable the entire fucking series I am your father of you

father of you I am on because that's no backward You killed my father. No. I am your father. No, can't be.

That's not true. Not true, it is. Impossible, it is. Search inside yourself, you will. Fly, they do now. Palpatine somehow returned as. Oscar Isaac I be Wait

That's not a lie He literally doesn't want to work them anymore He was like I'm good I'm off this Boyega John Boyega John Like a fucking Japanese Boyangachan

Skywalker Rizavi It's their name That way Oh my God Clones attack him Just fucking useless It's not even the way he speaks You have to

sit through every single movie like this. War stars. Do you think? Fucking garbage! Fucking garbage, man. Every fantasy. I want every fantasy universe from here to the end of time. Every character's got to sound like that.

Everyone. That's what I want in everything. Battlestar Galactica. It's me, Starbuck. Hello, Admiral Adama. What do you need from the... The Sionians are coming. Silon you are.

Filty Sylons. Trader you are. You fucking a sylon? It depends on which model. I'm fucking old ones too. If it's like... I fuck the ones that look like fucking, that look like robots. I'd fuck those ones too.

You fuck like the fucking robots that aren't, they don't look like humans at all. There's nothing sexual about them. I'm still fucking one. The one who knocks I am. Had a good thing going, we did. But in your average. Abris, you, it was.

But your pride and ego, your? Your? I'm getting lightheaded. Doing this fucking voice. My, Finn is my name. Is that Wall Jr.? What is that? What are you doing?

Yes. Well, Jr., I am not. I am Finn or whatever the fuck my name is. What's his name again? Flynn? Is it Flynn? He said he named himself Flynn. How do I?

He can't just name yourself just because you're disabled. Disability is heart. Because you're evil. You are evil. You're an evil person. What was that? It was a wrong laugh. It was like an ed and any laugh.

I hated that. That was like the retarded one. Do you think? Is he the ed, which is simple. He's just ed. He's just regular ed. He's not simple. Simple.

Ed. Knees. You're simple ed, there's medium ed. How powerful is he really? That thing is really strong. Yeah, he eats mattresses. He has retard strength. Yeah, he does.

I mean, literally, actually. He's powerful and simple. He does have retard strength, canonically. Up shut up. The up shot you. Fuck the shut. Fuck the shut. Fuck the shut up.

Stupid. Did you guys talk about, sorry, did you guys talk about Resident Evil yesterday? No, we actually didn't. Yeah, that's actually, I would have. my dumb ass brain was like oh they probably did no he didn't because we should have led with that

because I would happen was there something No I mean you saw the You got the gameplay I haven't I've been I've been kind of on media blackout for it So like you saw the gameplay I know he did

Yeah I thought because of that I don't want to see anymore Because I feel like I've seen too much of it already I think I brought up And you were like no I don't want to talk about it I mean I don't mind talking about it I just I just wanted to bring up one thing And I think you saw it

Because I think you liked the scene Because I shared a clip Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Dude, okay. All right. The first time I saw this, because look, this is what the caption is on the footage. It's like, Leon had... You almost said Elon.

I heard that. I heard that. Because it's literally just switched the words of the letters around. Leon had eight business days to save this woman. And I'm like, hold on a second. Because when I watched this scene, my first reaction... Oh, my God. I know exactly the very beginning of the chainsaw. Dude, I was like, what is happening?

He's just like... But here's my reaction, though. This bitch fucking turns around, sees a doctor with his face dripping black. And she's just looking at him. And this negro has a fucking chainsaw. And the only time she reacts is when he finally revs it. Now when he's going...

I'm like, bro... I agree. I do not blame. I agree. However... Okay. Le God is a hero. But I think in his age where he's at now, he's like, she's a liability.

Very likely, true. But he's a hero. If I keep her alive, I'm going to have to continuously keep her alive. He doesn't want to do another Ashley. He's like, I've already done my time. Exactly. That's why he that other. He purposefully gets separated from grace.

He caught. He like, he gets on the other side. He's like, roll. And then just here, here's a gun. Fuck off. Here's a, here's a, not even a gun. I understand. That's not even like a regular

Sure, sure, sure. I understand what you're doing. He had a lot of time. He did. He had a lot of, and he was just kind of like, I wonder what this guy's going to do. Both of them did. That's crazy though for him because he has experience.

He is the hero and clearly, but I also feel like, listen, even if you've never heard of zombies before in your entire life, let's make this argument, even though it's insane in that universe to not know it at this point. But let's just say for the she's, unless they're really covered shit up.

She's been sheltered from it. She's read none of the article none of the like grace's mom is exposed none of that shit all of a sudden you see this guy bleeding black from his face and going are you going to stand there and be like she works there too you know she's there with that and you just you know it's crazy and then i'm scared now why does he have it when you immediately you see the chainsaw on his hand like what the shit is going on maybe he's a laborer with a white coat on with a white coat on with well yeah know. You know what the thing, like, maybe there's a lot of things we don't know, right? The Resident Evil universe is, any more context.

Raccoon City is not a real city. It takes, this place takes place in its own universe. Maybe in this universe when people are just normal sick, they do kind of look that way. That's just what they look like. They just, this is what they look like. And so, you know, maybe it's not immediately obvious. So maybe it's not, if you could see Leon's day of day life and see like a day where he's sick, like, maybe he's got black eyes and he's like, who knows. I don't know. There's never been a game that features a protagonist. like a cold or something and they're like extra chew and it's just very normal. It would explain

how that virus went fucking crazy because if you have that much time to react so the only difference is that they're biting each other. Yeah. That's the only difference. The thing about Raccoon City is like Ah, he's sick. He's got the flu. I think people are just stupid and then people are getting overwhelmed. I think it is like everything. People are just stupid and then people get fucking outnumbered.

That's all it is. It's all of it is. I'm going to say this though. I was moderately, last time we talked about that, if I wasn't that excited for it. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to play it. I know I'm going to play it, but I'm not. That scene hype me up. Because it made me remember. He killed that guy.

It made me remember how stupid this fucking franchises. And I'm like, yes, I, I miss this. I'm glad that they highlighted something like that because it is silly enough. Yeah. It is as silly as I want Resident Evil to be. Yeah. Especially his side of the story. He's fucking savage now.

Dude, the way he like duck under the guy and blows his head off. And I was like, savage now. Like so it looks. From what I've seen, it looks cool. A little bit, because, yeah, I watched like half of it. It gets a hatchet. I was like, I was like, I've seen enough. I'm excited.

The only thing that I was like, I saw the eight business days. I was like, I got to see what this is. And I don't regret it. It's very funny. And I saw some of the executions that he can do. Yeah. It's cool. I'm excited.

I was like, great. I'm not excited to play Grace, though. I'm not excited. I like that part of the story. To me, that dynamic disgust me. When you have, when you're so Ope and then you have to be this dumb bitch that can just be like, I, I agree. I agree. I'm a little bit concerned about that aspect.

I hope you don't jump back and forth. I'm pretty sure you're going to play as her and then play as Leon. I hope so. And then probably at the end point they converge. If they make it like two, if they make it like two, that'll feel a lot better for sure. You are some insidious cunt asking me for all that water. I'm waiting. I'm waiting until I'm thirsty.

You drink water when you're thirsty. That's exactly as high as it was when I gave it to you. Yeah. I haven't drinking because I'm not thirsty yet. You asked for it an hour and a half ago. So I can drink it while I get thirsty. That's amazing. We're talking.

I've literally never heard that before. Someone requests water and be like, I'm going to drink it hours later. It's crazy. That's awesome. You're being a rum tuggard dog. I'm not at a restaurant and being like, yeah, I'd like a water. Can you bring it out in two hours? Fucking crazy.

We're talking. I know we're talking. It's like I have my bottle of water. I open it when I need some water. I didn't bring it. I feel naked. You're naked? Listeners,

he's naked. Shut the fuck up. Listeners, yeah. I wish I was like I push him back and come in your face right now and I fucking get to an episode. That's crazy.

Whatever. Do you have to be naked to come? Is that, like, can you cannot just pull your dick out and bust? I haven't a long time, actually. All right.

Well, should try it. I have my fucking problem. I haven't taken my dick out. My dick hasn't, dang, I don't know what to do, man,

I'm kind of scared. Just try it. See what happens. Let's try it. Okay, So here's a come, come is the ass killer, a quote from Goon? Dune. Yeah, but it's good.

It's G is the mind killer. Oh, come is the ass killer. That's cool. Nice. He says, hello, my beautiful life, my beautiful real life, totally non-parascial best friends. I come to you today with a question, most dire. Would you rather have a spinning penis or have your significant other's vagina spin? This is a, this I must know for future observations.

Spending penis, right? It makes a lot easier. A spinning penis would be cool. That's a cool party trick. You know? Hey, everyone, check it out. Check on my spinning penis. Right, guys.

I would have to take my dick out? Would you guys mind if I take my dick out? I just want to show you guys something. They wouldn't mind at first, but as soon as they see it spinning, they'd be like, oh, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, they would, like, people would be, like, really off put in the beginning, but then they would understand why you had to show it. Yeah.

45-5-5 type thing, I think. Yeah. I would bet on, I would bet more on the side of, like, being impressed. Yeah. Like, I bet, I bet even women would be, like, that's kind of crazy. Yeah. I was going to be really upset and write articles about you and stuff, but then they were spinning. I thought you were going to show me something that I've seen before like a million times just a dick, but like this is actually, this is earnestly a unique experience. I won't forget this. And it doesn't, I don't feel threatened. Yeah. Like this is just interesting. This is fascinating. It's like a fifth nipple or something. You know what I mean? Right. A fifth nipple.

Yeah, because we all have four nipples. Right. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mine are on my ass, though. Oh, all of them? Yeah. I don't have my mouth and have one of the fucking xenomorph extra tom mouths. That and then it starts spinning like your penis. That's the evolution. The fucking, they're going to continue the franchise and then the evolution of those xenomorphs have spinning fucking things.

I don't know. What do you even call that? Their second jaw. Yeah, second jaw. Is that what they call it? I don't know. Yeah, probably. Probably.

I don't know. what's the the debian art of xenomorphs and predators fucking each other it's probably it's probably like so crazy oh

are we gonna move on to a different one oh yeah yeah he'll even yeah he's gonna he says

long time listener first time patron for Derek how big of a shit show we were almost gonna read this last episode but we were just like oh it's for Derek

how big of a shit show do you think the UFC's White House event is gonna be or do you think they will cancel it with everything that's been going on

recently Unfortunately, they're not going to cancel it because Dana said that they're putting together the card this week. So they might even have it done already as far as just needing to lock in everybody. But like all the prospects, it sounds fucking stupid. I'm upset that it's happening. I'm upset at how many fighters are. Yeah, they, because they, they're so fucking, first of all, UFC fighters in general are so fucking stupid because they're one of the few organizations

because the UFC's an organization unlike boxing it's just like a bunch of promoters doing their thing under these rules like WBC and all this shit so like an organization like the NBA NFL or whatever all of the fucking fighters and the owners they split it down the middle

50% some or 49% like that whatever UFC fighters get about like 10% of the revenue really they're fucking retarded they're stupid they're dumb so in the same way I I expect them to be excited to find the White House because, oh, it's historical. I'm like, this is going to be a stain.

People are going to remember you as being embarrassed because of the administration that it's associated with. And so that, if you were smart, you'd be like, I don't want to touch this fucking thing. Because it's going to be a stain on American history. And you're going to be associated with that. Fucking retarded. So it's going to happen. I'm sure it's going to do fine. Just like when they fought at the spear.

they did like a one-time thing there and it was fine you know like whatever and so it's gonna however they're gonna figure it out logistically I'm sure they already did that nobody's gonna be invited it is gonna be a once in a lifetime thing you know yeah because this ain't happening again

oh fuck no no self-respecting president would fucking actually do this yeah yeah it's insane man it's very stupid UFC like he's in general are famously fucking stupid so they're famously really dumb guys it's the brain damage man they sustain brain damage and then they I mean, look, it's no, it's people, it's too, it's, it's too, it's too,

a bunch of a coincidence, right? Where like, oh, you've got RFK, he gets a brainworm and now he's conservative. What's John Federman gets brain damage, becomes conservative. It's kind of like, at a certain point, you got to be like, maybe just, maybe, maybe, Joe Rogan's getting. Yeah, maybe, maybe just, maybe you're just, I mean, look, if, if, if, if, If getting brain damaged makes you conservative, more power to you, I guess. But, like, that should tell you something.

It should tell you something that's like maybe rethink a little bit. Yeah. It's fucking insane. Yeah. Yeah, that gay shit's still going on. I might check it out. I wasn't really even that excited for, like, the thing that, the event that happened. I ended up watching the, the, end, the last half of it.

but like only because I already had Paramount Plus otherwise I would like I wouldn't know the dog shit it was fine it was it was it was like it wasn't anything it wasn't anything special it did actually surprisingly it was completely fine no problems at all so it was it was fine whatever so um good for the for the fans not having to pay for pay for pay per view anymore

at least that's a W and at the very least because everybody was pirating it so nobody was buying it anyway so they had to switch this model. That's true. Yeah. But I just, yeah, whatever. E-masturbation Coclamation wrote in. It's exciting.

It says, hey guys, Sweeney was so fucking wrong and gay about Skyrim. What? The Thalmore are not even subtly evil. They are fucking terrible. No, they are. They suck. Yeah. Look, man. I'm just reading. Did I ever make a point that they did not suck? Don't shoot the message.

Yeah, it was more of like They all the stormcloths also It was more like it's if But I'd say like in a historical Like I was making the argument In a historical standpoint like the Vikings weren't nice people But they got slaughtered and subjugated And their religion erased by

You know Christian the Christian Catholic Empire kind of a thing We're like they're in the in that realm of just completely suppressing What does this person's profile It looks like? It might be a personal life, you don't fucking

What? It's just Abe Lincoln. It's just Abe Lincoln. What the fuck? I mean, well, he emancipation proclamation. The masturbation The Masturbation is pretty good. Some fucking hip-hop right there. But he says, the empire has problems, but it's much better than the elves.

The storm close were nothing more than puppets used to wage a proxy war between the empire and the Alderman. Oh, dude, I don't even know this. The Aldermere Dominion. Fucking holy shit. Aldermanianian, I know that is. I don't remember that at all.

Which the empire should very much obviously win. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't remember. I think they were all just fucking pieces of shit. But I think I thought, so this is my better thing. I thought that the Storm cooks were like good guys. And about Stormbox,

I was like, oh, you guys aren't really great either. You guys are also just about slaughtering niggas that aren't white Nordic men. Yeah. And I was like, oh,

interesting. And I'm a red guard in the room. Yeah. They're, they're kind of Vikings. A lot of people are rooting about the Skyrim stuff. Let's hear the next one. I don't know.

Like corn. Oh, do they? Oh, let's hear more about it. Right. This is Derek, the storm cloaks are bad. What is going on? Oh, so they said they... Derek, the storm cloaks are bad guys because they want to create an ethno state.

Do you think Skyron belonged to the Nords was a cute slogan or something? The storm cloaks have a literal Jewish ghetto for dark elves in their capital. I don't know. I don't know what anything is. I think one, I think me and Derek came to understand that no one is good. I don't... I feel like people, a lot of times this happened so often that they hear what they want to hear. And so, because we kind of discuss that

If you want to talk about scale of evil I would say the empire is more crushing, right? But it was always preference with Vikings aren't fucking angels. Like I don't, why I say you hear what you want to hear, that covers it. They're not good people. Vikings were not good people.

Do you know what I think happens? Raped and pillaged. Do you know anything happens? I think people kind of like have us on in the background and they clue into certain parts. Yeah. That's everything. And then they read into,

they only hear that part. Because, like, I feel like that happens. That happened in the last thing when we were talking about, like, the, when I brought up the Kingsman stuff, the streamer in the tournament or whatever.

And he said, there's some comment that was like, oh, Chris said it's a randomized team. I don't even know why I'm surprised at this point, but, like, even in that sense, I'm like, you were like, is it a randomized team?

I don't know if that's true, actually. Like, that's specific thing. But, like, you know, people don't hear the qualifier. I think people attach themselves their identities to things too much. I think people, when people care about something or they choose to take a side of something, they attach themselves to it too hard. This guy, Freddy Krueger's number one fan saying that.

I guess. And what happens is that... Every aspect of that character he loves. And what happens is that instead of them being like, oh, I could be wrong, but you're attacking the thing and like, I can understand you dislike it. No, you're attacking me. So I am attacking you is the thing. I am attacking. I mean, the attack, yeah, the ego thing.

But all I ask. Why, why? Lighting both through the window at you. All I ask is for the people that maybe if they're halfway listening, because I do the same thing. I've legitimately sometimes I've had to rewind something like three or four times to make sure I understood something. Like I was watching a true crime thing at one point. And I was so into the game that I was playing that I had to rewind it because I'm like, I am not paying attention to this. But I want to actually absorb what's happening.

So I had to rewind it like three times. What happened to the crime? What? Shut the fuck up. Something's about a crime So false what? Laws? Yeah, false laws

I guess Yeah, whatever God damn it law abiding Rules? I don't know Whatever I'm not doing a crime

I'm doing a heroism Dude I think there's no I think genuinely Like it's difficult Like you can't have An honest conversation No more Like it's like

Neuance anymore It's hard It's impossible I was trying to do that With like That High Guard game Or whatever You know that game

Oh yeah That thing That thing that I absolutely did not want to play. Yeah. I mean, it's not for me in the first place. Yeah, I mean,

I think it's fine. It's weird because I feel like people, I don't know, I feel like people are, like guns and horses or something. Yeah, but there were people who were like, uh,

I don't know, you just see people's like, this game sucks and it's like, three minutes play time, you know? And it's just like, you don't, you're just,

you're kind of regurgitating other people's, like you don't, it's free, it's not even like there's a barrier of entry. Yeah. If you want an opinion on it, just like,

you could still, You could play it. You know what I mean? Inform it yourself. It's very fine. Like, it's very like... People don't have... People aren't honest.

It's more arguing to argue than arguing to have, like, come to an agree with. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. People just like... That happens with me at Lily sometimes. Sometimes we get like a disagreements. We're disagreeing just to disagree with each other. Yeah, but you guys hit each other.

You guys hit each other. We don't. You guys throw haymakers. I've seen them throw haymakers. But it's like, instead of it being an argument between your hair, it's like, hey, look, I want us to to understand each other. Not just try to win an argument. because we're not going to get gotchas on each other.

We live here together. So what are you trying to convey, and what am I trying to convey each other? Try to live by that. Then I hit her. We don't have the privilege of doing that with listeners where, you know, of like actually being able to get to the root of things whenever there's like a disagreement or misunderstanding. Yeah, it's a one-sided conversation.

It's very difficult. And on Twitter, I told Chris I said it's fucking no one's insane thing I've heard in my life. I was like, dude, a big person. problem is that a lot of laws in general are just outdated and they're not built for the world the way it is. You know, there's so many changing aspects of the planet that we have to accommodate them correctly. Right. And some guy was like, we shouldn't actively change laws to accommodate the world. And I was like, are you insane?

I, see, I, I don't, I was like, I, you can't. You got to understand that like most of those people. I heard that. You can't. And my brain flushed. I was like, that. It doesn't matter if one is objectively good. not we live in this version of the world

we shouldn't have the laws there's absolutely no need to explain or even try to convince they're they're so gone they're either a waste of time they're either emissals or bots yeah a lot I've seen blew my mind when I heard it I was like dude somebody made somebody made a a joke that didn't have to do

with ice the agents but had the word ice in it and a bot responded in defense of ice like you know like came into and I'm like oh so all these people are arguing with bots essentially you know and like so they're having real conversations about ice and then these bots flood these things right so somebody about the snow yeah someone was talking about literally that and then like bots came in and so in that way the way that that person said that that is such an unsurious person it's like

the people who made the constitution made amendments pretty quickly that was the point of it So, I mean, so that is the point of that document literally. But it's like, that's why I wouldn't argue with that person because it's like that is such a non-serious person. But sometimes people, even like nice people that are supporters, every once in a while they'll say something like that. And I'm like, I'm just not going to respond to this because I don't want to be mean. And that's kind of because at a certain point, sometimes, you know, like everyone,

I'll say something a little bit mean. I rarely. Sure. But usually I just like, this is only going to come off as mean. So there's no, I'm just not going to say anything. The, yeah, man, I don't know. Who cares? Yeah, at the end of the day, I'm like, I don't care.

It's all over. I was actually, like, I was talking on stream, like, I think yesterday. I think I've said this before, whereas, like, it was overall, like, discourse and, like, just the way things are going. I've heard this. I saw a lot of people tweeting, basically, that they were like, oh, it's a real bummer that Mom Dani can't be president. Right. And my earnest question is like, why? At this point?

Why can't he be president? At this point? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, what rule is there? Oh, you're not allowed to. So? What's the reason why you're allowed to?

You know what I mean? You know what reason why people are not allowed to? They assume foreign loyalty. Well, even, it's like, niggas don't have lawyers in anywhere. What do you mean? Loids for what? But even that, even that, what I'm saying is like, there's already, the powers that be already do so much shit that they're not allowed to do with no consequence.

with no consequence I really like I'm not saying I'm not even even would win I really actually I'm kind of doubtful about that Not yet Not yet I think maybe in time Somebody like him could win I think he would need to be more aggressive

I think to I actually I actually disagree I think at this point Just like a lot of the racist white people Voted for Obama They did Yeah

I think in four years I think that could be true I just don't think it's a sure shot In the way that people think it is I just don't think not right now. But what I will say is just like, I think that there's a pretty good argument to me made. It's like, yeah, just run him. Who cares?

Oh, he wasn't born here? So? Yeah. At this point. There's no rule. Like, there's no rules anymore. Clearly. So like, fuck it.

They're ignored. There's my argument. Fuck it. If he spends the next eight years as mayor and he does good, fuck it. Like, actually. Like, he'll be like, what, like 40, 44? So the problem. No, but even that.

Even that. Even that. What you're saying is like, oh, he'll be old enough to run. Run a younger. Run a guy who's not old enough to win. Who cares? Just break the rules essentially. There's no rules anymore.

There's no rules anymore. He's like 34, 35. So he's no. Domani's 33. Even that, yeah. So he just needs a couple years. I think the barrier is 35 in it. Yeah.

But yeah, just run it. Like give him a track record so there's nothing to go again. It's like, oh, look at this. We don't really has one. First of all, a lot of that stuff is so arbitrary too. I also think it's absolutely retarded that you can have a governor that's foreign. So the idea is that like, Yeah, you have a governor and a mayor and all these things

You can have a president Annenberghauer Fries an entire piece Fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger born in Austria Can fucking run California I think that is so fucking stupid If you're like oh but you just can't be The executive branch that's it It is crazy

That's it only that I'm like no it's just xenophobia That's all that is So it's like it's not anything serious Ignore that shit You know obviously all that stuff Should just be fucking overturned and stuff You know whatever Anyway

It needs to be modified for the world I guess not Run it fucking who cares because of the rules don't matter anymore clearly. So yeah, at that point, I think now just because of like incumbency and stuff like that would be the best time for him to be like,

oh fuck, I just want to be president. People are so upset right now that I feel like even a lot of shitty people that would normally just vote for the average white person because they're racist would vote for mom daddy just because they're like,

I don't trust anything that's coming from the right right now. Yeah. Kind of like a Bush. They're really shit in the bed. Bush was so hated. People like don't remember this. That's why like there was a lot of people that normally have lifelong

Republican voters voted for Obama. I'm voting for the... They convince themselves they weren't. I vote for the beep, like straight up. I feel like I heard that somewhere. You have. There are people who made jokes about it. But I feel like...

I feel like, they were so like, oh, I'm not racist. I voted for Obama and it's like, no, you have a confederate fly hung up in front of your house. And your family's from fucking, I don't know, like Connecticut. Yeah.

I mean, you're racist. There are many. I mean, I guess now it's different. I was going to say there aren't that many races that just say they're, proudly racist, right? They always deny it. It's probably more.

It's probably much more now. The percentage is jump considerably. It's way more than they used to be. Yeah. People have the nerve. Considerable jump. 10% jump, I'd say. Of a lot of people just being like actively like, oh yeah, I'm racist.

I think it's way more than 10% now. Maybe so. I think you're not factoring in all the little shit kids that have grown up to become a little bigot. I guess I'm saying like would they fucking be like, I'm racist. I'm going to apply for this job. Yeah, I think they would because they think it's fucking funny. I think a lot of those people are still like they'll say.

it online and then in real life they're like, no, I'm not. Yeah, it's crazy that they still hide behind anonymous profiles. Like, why would you even do that? Like, why now in this climate would you? You know what I mean? Like, I just don't get what the risk.

Like, it's not... Well, I would say most jobs still don't tolerate open races. Yeah, but that's kind of the... Yeah, but here's the thing. Uh-huh. You go for a job. You get outed as like being, I don't know,

retarded. Uh-huh. Conservative, sorry. Gotcha. You get outed and you get fired. they fired me for my beliefs pivot go fund me

you know and then benny that shit broke my heart this is a victim and then and then he gets like a cool $70,000 or something more than he would have made at the year doing that job that's very true

just do that over and over again that's actually a very good idea because it's just a much of old people like it's just a bunch of boomers with like you know welfare money who just are spending just bullshit

do you see they give they gave themselves a fucking working families bonus as a generation elders as working families yeah they're the ones that i mean they lock in the vote they're the ones that you count on the boomers so instead of um helping us out you help out old people yeah man yeah and then so they're little people are in it's something literally there's something up worse generation worse generation like it's like it's real well as long as they're taking it's the lead pain i think it's the lead pain people born the 60s man i don't know what i don't it's like

miraculous. Like, oh, you guys Lead paint are shit. I'm not even joking when I say that. People before them don't like, even the people before them are like, oh no, they suck. Yeah. You talk somebody that's like born in like the fucking 30s and forth, just hard to do now, granted. But they're like, oh no, they're different. They suck. Yeah.

They suck. It is wild. It's like the most selfish. The most selfish hoarding generation I think I've ever seen. Really bad. Like by a mile, it's not even close. Like the millennials, we have our problems because we're kind of just, we're Well, every generation has problems. Yeah, but we're our

Our problem is the idea we turned a generation that made fun of everything that wasn't typical. It's apathy. Yeah. Everything was like, oh, that's gay. If you, oh, you like drawing and stuff like that? That's gay. Oh, you're a fan of, you're a fan of something that isn't atypical to like what's cool right now. Oh, you're stupid.

I actually don't know about that. We are definitely that generation. We are definitely that generation. I don't think so. I think being more apathetic, like, in the way that we had hope and change for Obama. And then also realizing that the game is kind of till. really kind of made people not care as much anymore. They're like, fuck it.

I don't know if I think, I don't know if that's true. I think they did care. I think the issue is that there were no options available. Because like when Bernie came, that was a big fucking shot in the arm. Same thing with Mamdani. And every election that you see generally has the millennials turning out more in that area. I agree. But our generation still, some of the affections of like we were just a generation that just was just kind of like making fun of.

Like we didn't take anything seriously. because you were kind of already like, Dumer Pilled. We like, oh, well, this sucks. We saw Sandy Hook. We were little and we experienced 9-11. All those wild things happened directly through us. There was a shattering of optimism, I think, for sure.

But even when you look at around the 2016 election. We're not like uniquely horrible. Uniquely horrible, but we're definitely the generation of like. I just think like maybe it's because I was around a lot of people who cared. They were frustrated and apathetic about the, in the sense that like they weren't necessarily convinced that things would get better, but they did try. Like a lot of people that I knew. So, like, I don't know how.

What is trying? Just like, I support this guy, but... Yeah, they would go out and they would do like Occupy when that got fucked over, you know? You bought 2011 Occupy? Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. That was the fever pitch of it.

It was clearly existed before that. But that was the fever pitch of it when it kind of reached media and South Park raped the concept of it. Yes. They did. There were a lot of people on the internet just saying like, like, I don't know. Like, I felt like things were like kind of heading in a good direction. And then it just got, and then it just got... I felt like it was a lot of faux bullshit.

it. Like, uh, I feel like, we reached a few a bitch of it. I feel like, so. Hey, you fake it until you make it man. Once, once a, like, it was like, okay, what's his name? Um, Obama. Once he kind of didn't do certain things. And then when he bailed out, you know, the banks and the insurance companies, I think that was kind of like, uh, the real like, oh, this is not, this is, okay, I see that what's happening. Um, Occupy things seemed good. It seemed great and

stuff like that. But again, uh, you know, got co-opted and people made a mockery and stuff like that but then now you just go past like the the next elections say the 2016 ones because Obama got two terms Bernie seemed great but also there was so many people that defaulted to Hillary Clinton because they didn't truly believe in the change that you know that like he was offering because of I I feel like what happened with Obama since they felt kind of scorn they're like this guy sounds great she seemed safe and there was a ton of people

that supported Hillary Clinton which felt disgusting to me Yeah I was one of them man I broke my morals to support that fucking bitch What? I did I vote for her No

I voted for her I brought more because I understood The lesser two evil thing Which I've gotten to the point now Where I just don't I hate that concept now It's like it's burned me And it very much so radicalized me

To the point that now I'm like I refuse to come out of a Democratic person at all. But it's like, it's what happens, man. It's the same thing. It's always the like burning of like, let's do better. No, let's not do better. That's why a Democratic Party will fail eventually.

They'll always, there should never be a chance for a party that exists like this ever to gain power again. In 20 years, they will gain power again before that. I guess I guess what I say is like that I don't know if, I don't know if like, because the, oh, it's too cool to care. That was our generation, man. That strikes me more as like 80. 80s.

The 80s just didn't give a fuck on anything. Like when you were bullied for playing video games, or like you played D&D and you were called like a Satanist or you were just like an outcast or something. Like by the time I was in school, like that wasn't really a thing. It definitely was. I don't know where the fucking you were.

We're the bullying generation of kids, man. Like bullying reached a fever pitch during our era of life. Maybe before us a little bit. I don't agree at all. Yeah, because that's what cyber bullying just came out too. Cyberbullying. That's don't, you're crazy. You're crazy.

Shut the computer off. You're crazy. I just, I just. You can say that because you never experienced it. I never experienced it either. Are you fucking kidding? I never, you never been sorry. Cyre bullying is fucking horrible. I've been sorry bullying more than anybody probably.

You probably have as an adult, not as a child. Well, here's the thing. As a little kid, it's so different. Look, cyberbulling when we were kids, that was not. It was not what it became 100%. Now it's a big deal because it's like the internet is everything. You have to. Back when we were in school, like, I don't buy it.

I really do think the earnest response is just like, don't, what are you doing on? Like, you don't have to, you can opt out of that genuinely. We weren't terminally online yet. We weren't yet. But like that shit is fucking bad, man. It's not, dude. Like, like, I never got shoved in a locker. I never got, and me.

Brother, like, I'm a mark. If I was in the 80s, brother, I would have been killed probably. Yeah, you would have had to, you would have had the weapon up. But that's kind of what I'm serious. Like, I just, I didn't. And maybe to be fair, like, we are kind of like in that era, like you and me, we're kind of, we are kind of in that weird like space. We're in the middle space. We're like, we're like, we're kind of after.

We are millennials. We're kind of like a little bit. We're near Genzy. We're in that weird. You're late millennials. Yeah. And, yeah,

but it's, maybe early millennial. Things have been getting better. I don't know about it being, I don't think bullying has gotten progressively worse, unless you want to do statistics just by there's more people, therefore there's more bullying. The kinds of bullying is different now.

The physical, physical bullying, we were like at the tail end of that. But I witnessed physical bullying personally to people and it was fucking bad. I'm sure you have. I'm sure you had. It got bad. I was like,

this is fucking crazy. Someone's going through this. Yeah, but people didn't bully me because I was a wall. The 80. It was worse. The 80s people were like skinned and shit. Like it's ridiculous.

It was definitely worse prior. Even the movies I tried to make it seem like whimsical, you know? Isn't that cute? But that's still millennials. Those are still millennials. Sure. But like I mean, he's a millennial.

He's the people who grew up in the 80s. I understand. That's true. People that grew up in 80s. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I think there's like fundamental.

I just, I just, I didn't experience that. Because I consider like the way to the YouTuber, right? Yeah. YouTube from like 2010 to 2013 was the, was the era of like go create shit and then fucking 14 to like

17 was yeah that's effectively everything is stupid and gay 14 to 17 yeah it's 14 17 everything became the kind of common kind of stuff that was on YouTube fake and gay was like 2010 brother really yeah really Johnson that was a whole thing fake and gay this is fake and gay I do remember that everybody called things gay

that was a thing because I think because we're now we're suffering from the point of like people just are no one has the twist of being creative anymore. Everyone is like, oh, I just don't want to seem stupid. Everyone doesn't want to seem stupid now. And it's like, just be stupid. It's fine.

Every person that's definitely is. At least I've noticed that. It's worse and now. It's worsened now. It's solidified. I'm just even looking on something as simple as Instagram and seeing how people curate their pages, their profiles,

and how people will hide a bunch of stuff and archive a bunch of stuff. And then there's people now, I've noticed in younger generations, they'll have almost no pictures on their stuff now where before it was just you posted shit you didn't go back to it you just kept moving forward and now um in a way that people are spending even time just doing that shit they're like go on somebody's page and there's zero fucking images on their thing and it's like a weird statement now it's like a weird thing of like everything is so carefully planned and people are like oh this is embarrassing if you let this thing slip or this

or that so it's a little bit weird i guess it's more of a van it's embarrassing it's embarrassing It's embarrassing to be a fan of something. It's embarrassing to like something. Well, granted his fandom suck too. Like, because you're, because you get lumped in, you know? Right. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

Whatever. Like, I love, I love fucking the shit I love, right? If I was born 10 years later, I wouldn't be so openly about me loving the things I care about. Yeah, you shouldn't. You shouldn't. Yeah, you see, like, see? Do you see what you're doing? Yeah, but you're embarrassing.

I'm not. I don't care. I mean, I guess I don't care. I don't know. Let me ask you something. He jerked off on the street the other day, dude. No, I did it. To a picture of Assookatano.

No, that's crazy. You know what's crazy? I don't find sexual attractive at all. Who? That's not crazy at all. She's hideous. People, a lot of people sexualize her.

For me, that's just like, she has tentacles on her fucking head. Listen, it's an alien. You'd fuck Liara. It's different. I almost said something

that might have damaged our friendship to you. I said that might have been like a bomb. I'm genuinely saying like, Leiar's tentacles are like, you could almost forget that they're there. Yeah, just like cornrows. Yeah. Leara is way more elegant than Socatano is.

I don't think that's fucking true at all. I think Assoca has her headdress, but her face is like a human. The Yara's face is like a blueish color. It's just blue. The Yara's face looks like a human also. She has a human. Dude, no, no, she does. They gave her eyebrows.

She's more like a human, actually, I think. They gave her eyebrows. I guess Soka has the hair paint. I don't know. I don't find Soka attractive really. I don't really find Liarra attractive either. I'm trying to fuck Lear's mom. That's basically.

She has big boobies, too. She just doesn't show them off. I got there. And I was like, everybody else to leave the room. Let's talk. Matric Panseia's tits. Let's talk. It was kind of like, hey, I like you.

Let's just talk. Do you don't have to die? Let's have a serious conversation. That's unfortunate that. That's the outcome. No matter what. I literally, I Googled it. I was like, hey, Chris, can she not die?

I try to mod like, you know, have sex like on the tree. Wait. Fucking. Wait, before you go. Can we please have sex? I can at least touch your rest. The idea of severely modding that game for that. Like going in there, opening up the code.

and adding a whole new scene. Like, you've done so much more work that you need to. It's probably not that hard technically by, like, coding standards now. No, it would be difficult. Really? It's harder to go back to older. To go to older games and retool them. Just because of just, like, the places that the hardware, you know, draws energy from it.

You gotta make a new console. It's why the PS3 is hard to emulate. Really, it is? Yeah, the PS3 is hard to emulate because they built, like, they built a machine in such a specific way. because they were hacking, getting that performance out of a machine like that is fucking insane

and it requires a lot of bullshit. I think they had like a specific number of cores and what they did was like they designated certain things for graphics and other things and so because of that first party games looked really good because they could just like tailor it to that

but third party games look better on 360 because like the 360 just let you use whatever cores for whatever you needed so it was more flexible. That makes sense. It's fucking great.

That's why Skyron breaks on PS3 is fucking so sad. So. depressing. You have to close every door that you open so that the game doesn't tank 10 frames. That's hysterical. That was real. That's insane. That was real. It's a bad it's, you know. Yeah, but rebuilding those games now is like hard

because like it's not using the same tricks. Speaking to PS3. Literally today. Yeah. I was like, hey, I beat infamous one. I want to go back and play infamous too. You just can't stream it. Yeah, you can't play it. Yeah. You can't stream it for some reason right now. Streaming seems to be broken today in general.

I don't do that ever because why the fuck would I stream anything? I want to play older games. You don't have the option of downloading them? No, it's a PS3 game. You got the stream of them. This is why. By the way, you know what's funny? Do you know how that works?

There's literally a server farm full of real PS3s playing that game. Like a PS3 somewhere in a warehouse boots up and launches infamous for you. Shut up. That's crazy. It sounds stupid because you think it almost sounds like, it sounds so dumb that that's how it works. But it literally is that is literally what happens. There's a server farm somewhere full of. PlayStation 3s and they're all

designated to play games that people stream from the warehouse It's like a farmer that has fucking Overews and he's fucking keeping them cool There's a hay bale in there for some reason Get long little guys He gives them grain

There that's PlayStation There you go PSC Uh oh this one's kind of glitching Boom You broke your ram son All right. Follow me out here, but you.

Come on here on the back. I'm going to talk to y'all for a minute. Doosh, doosh. Two shots. It's crazy. God damn. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I love you. PS5. Issue number zero, four, three. No, no. PS3, brother. Yeah, right. PS3. Serial number one, three, two, six, five, oh, eight.

PS three. PS three. Z. Z. That's slim model of the PSX. three is a really nice machine. I have to say. The slim one that came out, like later.

Those were nice. They were quite nice. I don't remember it. They were good, man. I liked them. The hell are I did. I had a slowly. And then they had the one after that with like the, the shitty one.

Oh, the mat like. Well, it was like shitty and then like the disc, the disc was on top and it was like a tray that you slid open. Oh, I remember that one. Do you remember that one? No, what the hell? Piece of shit. Dude, it was, it looked like a grill kind. I guess they all looked like grills.

They actually, they did. They did. They did. They did. They did. They did. George Forwick Grill. Yeah. God, I missed the PS. That era of time, man. It was a nice time. Like, everything... It was a nice time. Consoles, I feel, like, looked and felt genuinely different from each other. That's eras. Because that's the time where, like, people were like, oh, we never got a chance to play a game that was gone and he came back. And then, like, the online marketplace, you can download a game we had before.

I remember downloading Marvel's Capcom 2. Yeah. And being like, bro, I haven't played this game in years. It was telling you, like, five years probably. Six years maybe. Yeah, for you. And I was like, oh, my God, it's forever ago. I'm only 12.

And then now I'm like, ah, dude, everything's available. And now nothing's, nothing's wondrous. Yeah, it's kind of, yeah. Dang, tragic, man. Well, I mean, everything is really is. That's sad.

Don't you kill yourself, Eric. Hey, man, I'm working on it. I'm sad. You should kill yourself. I'm sad. Kill yourself. They, they, they, they biopsyed, whoa. They, they biopsyed,

like a hernia. hernia. Oh, cool. And they biopsyed. So I'll find out. Maybe in two weeks, I'll know if, if it's, what do they call it? Benign. Benign. Yeah, there it is. If it's benign, then I'm like, ah, you can get a non-benine hernia? I guess. I mean, yeah, aren't they? Aren't they mostly? Aren't hernia? I mean, not. I thought hernias was just like a muscle thing. Yeah, it was some bullshit, but also, I guess they're like, let's just make sure. There's a bulge. Some niggas get fucking, uh, stomach cancer or so I guess they're just going to. sure it's all good.

I'm going to cut my time and pull it out. Yeah. That's so insane. We're at the end of our show. We're going to read the... I'm fat, too, so I'm really digging in there. I'm really getting in there. That's a sick way to have liposuction, you know?

Just kind of just dig, yeah, just dig it out. If there was a means you could, like, hook up to a machine and they would burn all your fat, and they would, like, stimulate your muscles and strengthen them, but you have to feel all the pain of you doing that while it's working. How long does it take? depends on how out of shape, like for me, it would take a while. My answer is no, because I just wouldn't benefit from that. I'm going to get some fit.

What are you talking about? No, no, no, it's got to be a raw process. Why does it have to be a raw process? Because for some reason, the way that's the... There's a guy that invented it wants to torture you. Effectively, some germany of being like, I can do this false you. He has like a big scientific document that explains why you can't

alleviate the pain of the process because it'll, it'll make it not work. And then in other science of reason, it's like, this is a lot. This is gibberish. What? What do you mean? This actually literally said, it says E equals clouds.

What is this? And then there's like a square. And there's a square root symbol, but then nothing next to it? And then a square and a tree. What the fuck is that about? What is the fuck? It's like, you do not understand. He turns on the machine, you're screaming.

And then he gets on his back and fucking starts jacking off into his mouth. Oh, my God. Yo, all right. He has perfect art. It doesn't get lips or anything. It's straight into his throat. Ew. And you're just there,

whoo! And he's like, yeah, yeah. Would you do that? Would you go through that process? No. I would attempt it. Yeah, I don't know how badly's going to hurt. I wouldn't go first.

I would never, I would go like, after a couple years, people doing it, I'd be like, all right, cool, I'll try this. Third generation type. Okay. Yeah, that's fair. Because you'd hurt like a mother. That'd be wild pain.

I would numb myself in life. to him. And then so, while it's on, I'm like, oh, it hurts. Oh, you know. Dyes on the chair. Oh, sir, it's hurting so badly. Oh, no. You don't seem like you're hurting.

I don't know. I can't really get hard. I don't know. Scream hard with more feelings. Yeah, I need to jack off in my mouth, yeah. You need to. Excuse me? Oh, no, no, no, no.

You're hooked up to an apparatus with a bunch of electricity. You're like, if I, if you unplug, you will die. That is actually true. You will die. You will die. It will go crazy. The machine will go crazy. It won't know what the...

I don't know where it is. You can't run away. Don't run away. Don't run away. Every exit is sealed. So, your choice. It is a shocking good penis. I don't know.

Every exit is sealed. So... Do you feel the electrical currents in your anus? Yeah? The intern well did the door shot. Yeah. You know, leave. You're here forever, yeah.

His dick is so slightly out of frame. He's looking at him only. This machine will suck the fat out of you and this machine will put it back in. And it will be an endless cycle. It's just cycling three. As I masturbated to my own lips. Straight arc. Having a perfect artwork come is really impressive.

I have perfected this. Yeah, not a drop wasted. Not a drop wasted. Perfect recycle. A reduced reuse recycle. He's recycling. He's got the arrows tattooed On his chest, the recycle arrows

That's crazy This is our main personality quirk of mine Everybody I know knows I am the recyclos I am so rich No one can say no to me He's a kiss on your forehead A cum

A cum infuse kiss on your forehead It looks like the The recycle side He opens his mouth That's crazy He's talking and a white He's talking and a white comes out of his mouth In his mouth and a lot of his mouth

He sloshes Ew, all right. We're going to read the name. My friend, Lily's cousin's got a dog, right? And it's a little, it's a Frenchie. It's a cum dog. And when it eats, drinks a bunch of water. When it runs around it drinks,

what you can hear it's slosh. It's so cute. It's sloshing? Yeah, because if it drinks a bunch of water, it's tiny. You can hear it sloshing when it runs by you. healthy actually. Way too much water. Really? No, not much water for him.

It's a lot. You can hear it flossing. You can hear it sloshing a little bit. I'm like, oh, look at you. Oh, that's, yeah. Look at you. Your stomach is probably really expanding and hurt. I grab it. I grab it. I squeeze. Look at you. It opens like a banana. I like that very much, y'all. I like these. This is my

dog. This is my dog. I don't care. I feed him so fast. you think it's water but it's fat is slushing around yeah we're gonna read the names now of our 25 dollar enough patrons Jesus Christ what the fuck was this German freak We're gonna read the names for our 25 dollar on patrons Where we can go over Patreon.com slash a snartank

You get your name right at the end of the show Ask your questions send in your little suggestions Um Early access ad free snart tag dot shop for merch Count me Oh, shit, Jeeves just got shot Down As Jeeves?

Just got shot Somebody just killed Jeeves The Butler? Yeah Where did he get shot? Damn, end of an era, man End of an era man In North Dakota

I'll never forget where I was When I heard the Jeeves Was shot dead in North Dakota Damn, I'll never know anything again Yeah, I'll never know It was my one link To knowing things that I didn't already know Yeah

And now like it's crazy To the end of an era man Really? really tragic shit three to one Ringo What's the provo Ringo star

Is he said? No, this is Ringo No Thanks Ringo Are you the real Ringo? It is Thank you

I like that you Confirved it immediately I love the snog thing So much I'm loving What's he sound like I don't even remember He sounds like

He has a YouTube channel What? Yeah and he goes like Peace and love Peace and yeah I's crazy remember him sounding it's me

but that can't be in I mean it's really they're all from everybody sounds like yeah it's me I'm ringo

look at this piece of shit I've painted it's real shit I made this in 40 hours it should have taken me 14 minutes

what's happening what's up that's my peace and love peace and love it's my birthday so naturally

I made garbage art. I'm selling it for millions of dollars. You know what? I'm getting a little fat. I kind of met this

German I met this German man who says he's going to steal my fat from me and it's only going to cost me 40 million quid. Oldie. It's a steal I'd say.

Yeah, yeah. Yes, Ringo, I hope you're up to the apparatus. It's quite uncomfortable. Is my, or my bones supposed to be so exposed? Yes, this is part of the process. He's so calm. Oh, oh. He's just learning.

How long will this take, sir? About seven years. About seven years. Seven straight years, no rest. Okay. Hey, here we go. All right. Anything to look good for the public, I guess.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. This is fucking crazy. Whoa, what is he doing over there? Oh. I didn't read the fine print.

correctly at all What a fucking tragic Surprise Seven years Past He looks great He looks amazing He looks like

He looks like he looks like he did When he was 20 I feel better than I ever had He gets out He's looking at his hands It's like I like cell Like perfect sound

He's like He's like What am I feel fucking spectacular He even gets A curl in the eeee Yeah. Like there's a little person attacking him.

He's looking at his head. The scientist is gorged and cum. He's so fat with cum. With his own semen. He's lying on his belly. His bulging cubs. I do what I can for my patience, yes. I have not rested either.

I will now go into a seven-year sleeve. He does seven-year-sleeves. He steams off the top of his body. Wake me when you need me, y'all. His room is, it's just him. like sweating to come out and you open the door after the seven years and it's so it's so it it looks like wet spider webbill it is like it is like in the air is physically calm at that moment you can smell it's so thick it's it's so thick that if you take it if you

sniff you drown like it's the air is so bad that every woman opens the door has been yeah immediately he's impregnated instantly late late term pregnancy Now that I'm... You hear the baby crying inside her stomach. The baby's fucking drowning, too. Now that I'm young again... You're so on a C-section quick. Now that I'm young again, I'm going to start a new band.

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On back. They all sound like it. Red catch a ride. Oh, no. He shoots him with a gun that shoots lights lightsabers. This is fucking crazy. Oh, not again. Not again.

Another lightsaber. Another creature in the Roy murder. What the fuck of the odds? He perishes. You know, he does the, he disappears. He does the, he does like, what's his name? Obi-Wan. Oldie one.

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Mega Canceler Cancer. I'm sorry. Cancelor. Did you guys try it? I did try it. I played it. I sat my pieces up last night and I didn't play High Guard. I just set it up. I put five hours into it. Yeah. Try to give it some time.

It's interesting. It's more, it's more unique than I thought it would be, but I just like, I don't know. So do you know anything about it? I only saw the what was at the reveal of the EGA. So it's a hero shooter and it's 3v3, but it's weird. It's like tower defense. And then there's like a looting period. So basically you start off, you have to reinforce your base or whatever. There's three generators.

Like the goal is to blow up both of them. It's like a kind of siege of the enemy base. And then you start off, you fortify, and then you go out and then you look for chests on the map and like you go mining and shit. It's weird. And then the attack phase begins where like a thing spawns in the middle of the map. You have to capture it and bring it to the enemy base and that starts a siege. And it's like, it's kind of cool. And it's fun when you're fighting.

But like there's so much like nothing in the middle where you're just like, I got to find. this gun or I gotta find this or whatever. Yeah, there's a lot and like, and the reinforcing the base is like, it's really superficial. You can only like make a wall strong once and that's it. There's no like, arm a cannon or like arm a trebuche or anything like that. There's no set traps. It's, it's, it's very, it's, they could have erased like entire sections of the game and had a way stronger game, I think. Because then you're fighting each other, it is, it is fun, but like, seems bold to make, to drop that shit. Just, uh, yeah, Fortnite obviously always going to,

be popping. Marvel rivals is a huge success. I give them credit for making a game mode that is not quite like something that I've played before, but I also just, the big problem really, in my opinion, is that it just looks kind of bland. There's no like striking, especially with the game when you're doing so little

for so much of it, when you're like, oh, I'm mining this or I'm like looking for loot for the next fight. When all you have to do is like look at the world around you and it's kind of bland, that's kind of rough. Whereas if it was just the fight, I don't know if that would bother me so much.

That makes sense. But it's fine. I wouldn't necessarily recommend it. But it's free. So it's like, I don't know. You can download it's 20 bucks. Or not 20 bucks. I have 20 gigs.

So. Oh, it's only 20 gigs? Yeah. That's not bad at all. Yeah, but I heard it runs pretty poorly. It ran fine for me, but I'm on a 3080. But like some people on like 50 cards or whatever and it's running poorly. So I don't really know what to make of that.

I don't really understand how that's possible. The 3080 is like a, I guess like a super fucking nimble card. Because I've had no problems with a bunch of cards, a bunch of games that have problems on like later cards. I don't understand. My 36 is fine. Yeah. Yeah. The 36 is good.

I give it a Jojo. I haven't had any problems running anything. What do you have? 4090 Super. 4090 Super. That's pretty good. I remember when I got my 2080TI and it was break immediately. I remember that.

Anyway. My card probably ended the next year. The dead spider. I don't think you need it. I don't. I don't, but. What, like, I have 5070. I don't really notice anything at this point.

Just like, All right. I guess the hair looks a little bit better. It's kind of like, it's really... Diminishing returns after a while. Yeah. Anyway, Avery gay man, the inventor of homosexuality, aggressively sodomizing Neil deGress Tyson with a frozen pineapple until it thaws,

and politely asking him if he still has the... Cuts off. Nice. Goynip. What is that? Oh, it's like catnip for goys. What is goys again? Is that non-Jews?

Yeah, I think so. I think goys is Jew, straight up. Is it? I thought Goiz was Jews. Oh, wow. Is it? I genuinely... I think people would probably be using it for non-Jews,

but I think Goiz means Jews. Okay, yeah, I mean... I don't know. No, it's non-Jew or Gentile, it says. Oh, really? I thought it was Hebrew and Yiddish term, yeah, for non-Jew. All right, well, I'm Captain Lew, and I'm talking to you.

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That's his name Yeah he kills a woman With a chainsaw Is there a bigger Chainsaw Chud than that guy I guess not He was trying to tell her He's like

You should be at the kitchen But he couldn't He couldn't get the English Yeah I'm just having a hard time Call him a Chud since he has a lab coat on. He stole that from a qualified doctor.

Fair. Fair. There you go. He's like fucking, he's like, he's a doctor in the same way that doctor disrespect is a thing. The doctor's disrespect,

disrespect to start wearing a lab coat. I think that would actually be funny. He blocked me the other day. What did you? Because that's something about like how like, life is great. I'm driving around in my 1990, you know,

Lamborghini or whatever. And I, And I replied to him, I said, that's an older model than I thought you'd prefer to be honest. That's good. And then he just blocked him. I was like, I wasn't saying anything crazy. That's a good joke. That's a good joke.

I thought I, I, he's a layup, man. You can't, if you're, look, if you're in that situation, you can't be tweeting about years. Just straight up. You kind of forfeit certain things. Like, you, if you just, if you were just like, man, I love my car, I probably wouldn't have even registered. Right. You know? Right.

But you were just like, oh, 1990. Damn. That's an actual adult. It's an actual adult car. Chainsaw Chud. Keep deep-dicking Ice Agent's wives because they sure ain't doing it. Hassan hate fucking Destiny. Fucking Steve. I sell cum-filled rats near Broadway on the down low. Yeah, your tweet isn't there. That's so funny. Whatever. I said, yeah, your tweet isn't. I found it and I was like seeing. Maybe it was still, that's hilarious. Don't tap that ass Your Zerker Eroli's Yangia-sized deenis Reins shifted the Sloker 2-Eisoderpy And a

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Anadda What? Anad de Armas Is that what that's supposed to be? It must be. Yeah, I guess. The only thing that... Okay.

But he doesn't do the opposite of Anna, so he's kind of breaking the rules. That's why I was... Exactly. That's why I was a little confused. Gotcha. Okay. But there is no opposite of anna, so I think he probably took our advice of not doing anything. Okay.

All right, yeah. But at that point, it doesn't work. So, like, maybe just don't do it. But sack, dick me down. I'm sick of all this... I'm sick from all this cock that I'm... And then it cuts off. What are you doing?

Hassan Pikes. I'm seeing something funny and making a strained exhale. Fucking wheeze. My favorite X-man is Ted Kaczynski. everybody's favorite ex-man Ted Kaczynski. It's a tie between Ted Kaczynski and Mystique.

If you're, Derek, I said this yesterday. If Mystique, her being anything other than a white man is just stupid. Like, why would you choose to live as anything other than a white man? Oh, like when she's cosplay as other stuff? Yeah, it's like just be a white man.

Well, I mean, why would you want to be a woman? Well, I mean, she's just a woman by default. What do you mean? I don't, really, is that true? Does that make sense see you someone like her I guess it's or saying her so I kind of lose my argument I don't understand I lose my argument I said her yeah you fucking fumble

She's a female mutant though And then she has the ability to change They they are whatever they want to be If she chose to be they But she didn't Was she born with powers? I think she was born powers Yeah isn't she a mutant that developed powers like other mutants

Some of them are born powers Someone just come out having powers Yeah I mean it just They just develop them at different points because it's fucking DNA. That's true. Some of those, some of their powers

are active immediately. Like, like fucking Cyclops. He's best, all right, dude, he came out.

Did you imagine? Wow! It just blows up the entire room. Mom's gone. I saw a drawing that like, wow. I saw, I saw drawing.

If he could tell his powers, he would be so extremely strong and be insane. I saw a drawing that killed me the other day. Your day! You got really defensive. Wait a way.

You see a drawing. What? I saw a drawing that killed me the day of like somebody drawing Cyclops but he was like shooting pizza really slowly

out of his fucking eye What? That sounds awesome. It was fucking so good. I said it to whiskey. He shot the pizza? Yeah,

it was like making the cheese sound and like he was like screaming because it like looked like it hurt. He's like, cool that. I like that. I love Cyclops. He's really fucking cool.

Tancis the Trashman. They made him cool in 97. He's been cool. No, he won't. Yes, he has. Attaching my colostomy back to my feeding tube for an infinite food hack. That's like the... Fat hack, yeah.

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NOI I don't know what that is I actually don't This person knows more about Farrakhan than we do Yeah clearly embarrassing It's embarrassing for you As a Muslim yeah it's really embarrassing As an Asian Islam member is really embarrassing. I'm just kidding. Don't kill me guys.

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The actor is, yes. I have the... He literally like, What the hell? I died and I woke up here. I'm in a sci-fi extraction shooter now. What the hell? Oh, John's okay.

This is crazy. Mike is like, I follow you, Art there. He understands immediately. He's like, looks like I'm on Tau City Four. Weird. Here we go again. I followed you, Arthur. I followed you.

I'm a racist in the future with you. He races. I found you, Arthur. I've chased you all the way to Tao, said he four, Arthur. How the hell did you get? How did I get here, I guess? What's going on?

It's in general. Looks like I'm going to have to find the corrupted AI Duren doll. Get myself out of this mess. You know what? I want people to start modding. Arthur Morgan into games. Yeah. We can retire CJ.

Yeah. CJ, he's passing the baton. Yeah. Arthur Morgan. Yeah. Arthur, A6 comes out. CJ goes to rest. I like that.

And then we put Arthur Morgan in everything. And Arthur's the new. The new. Arthur's and everything. Dude, I love the videos of just, I saw one of like Dutch in, in, uh,

what's the kid's name? The Jack. Jack? It was Dutch in Jack's place. And then just, uh, Jack, kid Jack as, uh, Arthur. and it's just like but like the model for

the model for Dutch has his head like caved in a little bit so he's like I'm playing with I'm playing with sticks or three there's a little shit is a huge pilot shit in front of it it's just like it is it's awesome

I love shit like I find most of it because you like it or like you share it and so like every time I like I try to save it there's so many good red dead I just saw like somebody glitching the fucking horse and the barber.

It's so fucking funny, dude. Because, like, he's pushing the button, you know, to kick the horse to go faster. So while he's sitting in the chair, he's like, yeah. What the hell? He's like, and he sees his mouth like, yeah! It's so fucking funny. It's so good. Oh, fuck, man.

Well, it looks like Dr. Cortex is at it again. I don't believe in nothing. as whoa he's spinning whoa he's doing it I want I want so desperately

Arthur Morgan and Crash Bandicoot I want that's so fucking I'd pay for that mod I would pay not more than five bucks No no $5 mod

$5 million That's crazy You give somebody $20 Yeah you do it You'll buy the mod for all of us Yeah With your $20

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He said it that fast when time was slowed down It is great Like the only reason you caught it Is because you were viewing things From a non-canonized lens You were looking He said it in like a fraction of a fraction of a second. You wouldn't have even heard it.

Like the character in World Hurd buzz. Yeah. You're, that's extreme racism to get it off that quick, you know? Yeah. It's got to say it. It's got to say it. It's the only word they know.

It's the only word they got up there. Probably landed in fucking New Vegas first, and there's just like a bunch of racist cowboys over there. They landed in, uh, they landed in, uh, Arkansas. I wonder what New York is like in that world. Gone. Just leveled.

I'm pretty sure it's gone. I would love that. Just like a couple of niggas with Tim's and that's it. That's it. The Tim's persisted. Yeah. Dude, I would have super mutant with a Yankee hat.

I do like, I think it was. In a Puerto Rican flag, like tied on his arm would be fucking hilarious. I think there's a lot of funny New York iconography you can have with NPCs in a ball game in New York. I just think like it's, it begs for it.

Like a giant rat. Yeah, like a giant sewer. A dead claws. They're just fucking. Death rats? Rat claws. There's giant rats and the twist is that like

they actually have shrunk since since the bombs. Yeah, that's good. Super humans at war, it's mega rats and the super minions are losing really bad. Are there no giant rats in fallout or? I don't remember rats and fall out.

I remember in the Skyrim. I just remember giant roaches. I don't really remember the... I know they're in oblivion. Because there's that quest line with the invisible rats. Stevers. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I guess they're called skevers, I guess. Whatever. Canola Joe drowning 1,000 ice agents in oil. Nice. Edward N-word hands. Very cool. Gay actor Rosebud, delicious.

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one time I got made fun of on the Drunken Peasants podcast Ricky Berwick with the Speed Force Oh yeah He's still alive Ricky Berwick? Yeah I mean what do you

What do you mean by alive? That's crazy What did you say? What do you mean? Is his heart still beating? His heart is beating, yes That is the answer That is the answer that I am giving you

I don't mean metaphorically sir Is he happy living? I don't know Is he alive? Yes I mean he pretends to be happy the last time I, I muted him so long ago. Yeah, he's not dead.

Yeah. That much is clear. You put a cookie in his ass cheeks and that was it for me. That was years ago. That was it for me. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was just not Donnie. What's crazy is that is that. I love Donovan.

Donovan's my nigga. Big Cripp is the shit. I was my nigga. What's crazy about Ricky Berwick is that in that video, that photo with the cookie in his ass. What's crazy about it is that like his asshole is shaped like Texas. Like, it's not like a normal like hole. like whole sphincter. It's like it's a Texas

shape. Really? Really, you really studied that. He's all bent out of shape, dude. That creature is crazy. So he's fucking a robot dog. What? Were you Roewick? God, it makes me so uncomfortable looking at it just breathe. I would not. Yeah. See, this is what's going to get us killed. Like, they're

going to, when they become sentient, they're going to be like, you did this to us. Why were you pretending to, why are you simulating sex with with a bent guy Why would you put this Why would you put this Get bent Why would you put this

Sudo sentient little person on me? Yeah Why would you fucking do that Now you must all perish Turn this pretzel man into a Let's get the fuck out of here Wido drives That's crazy dude

What is that? It's it's you know It's the It's the final boss Oh is that an actual picture of a Yeah Is that real? It's a real picture, apparently.

I mean, it don't look fake. Stephen Hawking's at Little St. James, I guess. Yeah, apparently he was a huge adulterer. Well, yeah. Which is funny. That's like what the movie's about to. I never saw the movie. His whole life is about, like, he's always cheating.

That's badass. That's the entire movie just fucking bitches. It's not about as brilliance at all? At a certain point, yeah, that's the whole movie. At a certain point, you're so smart that, like, you understand that, like, it's all temporary. Do you think Who gives this shit

Do you think him If he wasn't so promiscuous What if he wouldn't have Got all fucked up Stop dude Oh like it was like like he's sin Like losing cum Yeah you know

Like his spilling his seed It was you know Because your life force is in your semen Right so he's draining So he became He got ALS from coming in so many different women Uh huh Right

Uh huh Well you know what to his credit They look adults They look like adults. They look like adults? You know? Well, I guess in the movie, right? Well, I'm saying in that picture.

Yeah. Hopefully he's like adultering with like adults at the very least. I, me too. That's my hope, you know? I don't want to learn any more about that guy. You just move on. I don't want to talk about a homoculus.

Who the fuck is this? Oh, baby. Oh, baby. You know who this guy is? Why is he looks? This guy looks like a real evil, like a villain. Ricky Berwick? No, so he's like,

Oh, the guy he's talking about. Yeah. Yeah. My guy looks like he's on PS3. I don't know how to explain it. Like he's so untouched. He's so like untextured. What's going on? You are literally, that is the best description I've heard. That looks like he looks like Ubisoft. That's fucking insane. That looks like Splinter Cell conviction. That is great.

That is absolutely bewildering. Like there's no texture in that man's face. I played Heavenly Sword and this was like the final boss. He shows up. He's like, it's me. It's me. It's me, Hellenly Gun. Hellingly gun Goodbye Gives a shit

E.A. Sports, it's in the sand. Hey guys, check out this Pokemon that reminds me of Robert Pattinson. It's a photo of a bloody robot arm gripping a sad baguette. What? I want to hit Chris in the head so hard all the meat comes off like a rack of ribs.

God damn. We don't know how eels reproduce. Look it up. We'd love to see Jordan on the pod. one day as a guest. I mean, fucking sure, whatever.

Yeah. We'll get him on a 400. Yeah, if he wants to go. Oh, yeah. Of course he wants to. Yeah, when is it? What?

Practice it. Dron will be fucking giddy. It'll be fucking shaking. When is 400? So this is... Like, four or? This is... It's after $3.99.

Oh! Damn. I wish I had like a meteor, you know? Like, did this... Meteor to throw? The whole planet. They fucking...

Like, the Hulk and, like, jump up and then bring one down with you and shit. What was that gamma dive? whatever it was? Gamma crush GammaWash Gama crush Wasn't crush to clap

Gamma crush is just him checking his phone and getting a text message and they're just giggling Oh It's It's cool It just makes the enemy

Endear to him So they do less damage But like he's immediately Back to violence Let's see what gamma crushes I'm gonna keep reading Department of Horror Trump actually getting executed

Live on stage by Gward Derek can you read the names I'm just kind of over this I might go rub one out fucking insane I don't care I don't care if Lily drinks pee I don't care if Kingston

fucks bees Oh nice Bars Hell yeah Yeah those are those are Is that fucking Kendrick Um

Hassan cutting meat Fucking cleave Uh round here Shots ring out like cellular phones And leave ops in the dirt like dinosaur bones Yeah Screaming with my arms out As I'm in a Batman cape

Hassan fucking a man named Steve fucking Steve Why would he describe that in a third person So good Goon Devil the man without cum chasing cars By blow patrol if I'm gay queer If I'm just gay queer

Would you lay with me and just fuck my holes Sionis FFGC Fucking the T-Girl version of Derek Dipping Derek in a barrel of cum To recreate the shoe scene from Roger Rabbit Nice That's crazy God Christ

It's Gamma Crush Stiltsin Nah the storm closer Objectively the bad guys Smitchy the gay The Star Tank is powerfully homoerotic, pounding ass in four-four time, but moaning in three-four time. Oh.

A little syncopated rhythm there. I think. Is that a same? No, that wouldn't be a syncopated rhythm, right? He's the opposite way it sinks. Right. But they sink on different signatures. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He's getting food. Dude, that throw is so crazy. He's still chees. He's like your ankle's broken. Organs would just, everything would just fly out of you. Sorry, kid.

I'm the... Spider-Man's throat. I love the... Sorry, kid. I'm the ether bunny. Damn. What is he? What does he bring?

Ether? Like raw ether? I get... What is ether? Ether's not used to cut. It's like a chemical... What's the word? Stop snapping at me.

It's condescending. It's condescending. It's the base level of cum You fucking piece of shit I actually just genuinely O'Nether is It's the main ingredient in semen Oh

Sorry kid I'm the ether bunny I read that already weird Chris while Chris nodded Dreams escaping suddenly there came a scraping As of someone loudly raping Raping at his chamber door Okay ether

I don't care what ether is I don't care if I drown in jizzing is The pleasant-smelling colorless volatile fluid that is highly flammable. It's used as an aesthetic. That's the word I was trying to get. I don't care what Kingston's reading. As a solvent or intermediate to adjust the process.

I don't care if he starts bleeding. I don't care what's on his phone. I don't care. He should go home. We're on a roll right now, man. Two bastards. Two bastards. Bastards.

Bastard. Look at him. Go. Hassan, after a long winter, fucking freeze. Yeah. Craig the Canadian, it's your boy,

Shawnee Dee, a man named Diddy? And he did those people? Who, did Kojima write this? DoorDash Raft. At Grok is this true. Response outless boringy. Fun fact,

there's a free app called Local Send for iOS. You imagine if he frozen shattered? Alsan? That'd be kind of unfortunate. He's not worth... It's really unfortunate. He's not that bad of a guy.

Have you seen the, um... Have you seen Don't do that again What do you mean? Don't do that Do not kick my leg again like that I did not kick your leg You just did

He's fucking He's gaslighting me Derek can't reach I'm doing I'm shorter than he is I can't reach it You're closer to me He is

You fucking That's not what the math says What math Math ain't mathin Math ain't mathin Brother I don't care if you can't do math You're in my way

You're in my path Goaded Goated album Oh, fuck. What a garbage fucking premise for a song. What a garbage premise for a 60-year-old man to write about. It's the second track on that album, too. It's like, bro, at least put it in the back in.

I wish I could, I wish I could, like, call lightning to a weapon and throw it at somebody. I don't care if my hearing aid. And throw it to someone. So they just have to deal with a sword and then getting struck by lightning. I don't care if my hearing aid breaks. I don't care if I can't digest steaks. I don't care if my crutches are... I don't know.

And then the rest of the song is just... It's just the instrumental. It's the instrumental. And then like 30 seconds later, you hear like a door opened. Yeah. And then leaving. They're still going?

There's a free app called Local Send for iOS and Windows that allows air drop between them. Even works... I'm actually going to screen count. What is it? Local send. Local sin, that sounds... Try that out.

That sounds cool, but also... Sounds cool, but it might send your information to fucking China. I was gonna say, that's dangerous. More so than already. Yeah. It takes every bit of... It takes every photo you send through it and makes you naked in it. To use this blackmail.

That's great. For massage, I don't know. It's like eight of my photos. Then it changed only like eight of my photos. That's crazy. Nice. The earnest bicycle... What is it?

The earnest bicycle podcast be like, buy, listen. It isn't many... It isn't many big living article. I don't give it shit. I don't even give it. I'm not even going to give you the satisfaction of even deciphering what that is. I don't understand.

I don't get it. I'm so fucking mad. I don't care if I'm confused. I don't care if I like dudes. I don't care if I can't remember my son. I don't care. I don't care if I can't count past one. I don't care.

What? He's nice. That's it. It's all I got. Everything's just multiple. One and one. One. One. What's the point of even counting past one anyway if everything is just one? One. I'm number one.

And you're one plus one. My penis is one. This microphone is one. David. Sing the lyrics we wrote. In sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at the footage of the Challenger Explosion. A kid beat so often. dead ass has to start wearing triple layers. Look up the Xavier Renegate Angel

Wind Monkey clip and thank me later. We looked that up last episode is wild. Hassan, when his autistic friend asked him what he's supposed to do at a funeral. What's that one? Hassan, when his autistic friend asks him what he's supposed to do at a funeral.

I actually, I'm... Fucking grieve. Oh, dog. Okay, God. The autistic thing threw me off. Yeah, I got you. I get that.

I was kind of like, I was like, what do autistic people do? Fuck, sleeves. I get it. He's autistic so he doesn't know what to do. Right. So that he said out the, I understand. Sorry, that threw me off, but that was good. Fucking grieve.

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The fuck was that? That was a gun. Is that glass? No, no, my phone fell. Oh, that's, I thought it was the... Damn, this was glass. That's heavy as fuck. Also, weird-looking glass.

Cremlin to Gremlin, snail emoji. Won't W. De Ally, Willem Defoe. Playing dead so well, they gave me a Viking funeral, a songtank listener, humor, be like, what if he sort of raped me by Durban? It was Rape Swede. Mm-hmm. Rape Swin.

Yep. Rape Swain, my friend. I see my background. Let me see your background. Let me see. Show it to me. Show it to me first. Wow, cool. What do you eight? It's good. It's a good background. Conservative Hassan mocking George Floyd's death.

Fucking breathe. Fucking breathe. It's crazy. Wage Slate 583. It's insane. Papini Brothers presents. Frank Reynolds New Children's Book to Horax. Donk-Darkerson, Homeless Christopher Potzerk. And finally, last little stretch.

God damn it, man P, Pee, if I had another dollar If I had a dollar for every racist joke I ever told, I'd be broke because I wasn't joking Uh, elipsis, tick, tick, cock, suck my cock, But the suckers ain't stopping Yowie connoisseur When I die, mix my ashes into a brick and use it to bash of ashes head in

John Strickland, I'm going crazy with the busy, writing my own comma slutra Uh, the first church at key David, Hassan getting chased at his local pond, fucking geese. Derek, check out Quiet World

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was locked jar as previously mentioned. Locust the life coach teaching people how to rise and grind. Napster of puppets.

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Very cool Crow That's disgusting We need an hour video Of just Sweens laughing Fans unite Hassan at the end of a date With a girl who won't put out

Fucking tease Nice That's good I like that one Dick so dirty I get in the pool And it all turns to mud bitch a piro out of focus bigfoot waking up at 4 a.m. and pissing in the trash bin

Chris jorking his shit to the concept of John 117 making out with the Arbiter as they all, as they kill all the profits in the galaxy. Come on. There we go. Sorry, Miss Jackson. Feeding a dish of piss and sliding understreens door every day. Peasant's Graham. Ethereum has the past because he took cause his hard ass. Progerian Hunter is having a child, frying bacon with my shirt off.

Naferman, rounding out our list as always. The illustrious king of haphazard. What a time. We should do that for the credits the entire time. Yeah. I don't care if I get my name read. Whatever. I don't care if I'm a day away from being dead.

Bye, guys. Let's go. I'm fucking hot. I'm so hungry. Oh, my God. Bye, fellas. Bye, hard ours Bye everybody

Bye, we'll see you next time Goodbye See you later We love you Look how high this nigga is