The Snark Tank - #395: New Epstein Just Dropped

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

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time ago and I was younger I think I like shake it off I think it might not be like the best song ever but it's a fun song I mean that song sounds like uh you're you're trying to sell me something oh yeah but yeah but it's a shampoo commercial song uh yeah with like uh we are never ever like it might not be the best song but these are not bad song I thought you're doing we are farmers bum but um bum bum bum bum but no you did me a sales song that though that's like a I take everything back that's not that's not like an amazing jingle I think she is very much so mid artist.

I want to like her. But at the same time, it's like one music is not, not everyone's music for everybody. This is me defending terms of it's crazy. I can't be if I'm actually doing this. I don't know why you're doing it.

You don't have to. Because of the fact, it's like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna shoot her down where she doesn't need to be shot down. She's a billionaire. She's still be fine. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

Like I don't, like, I don't need you defending her on a podcast. Like I'm not, I'm just, I'm giving credit or credit to do. That's it. Messages him. She's going to message. I'm like, thank you so much, Kingston. to me. I don't want to get a message from your gross black fingers, but like, thank you so much.

Like, she's, like, I don't, I don't think she's, like, her talent outweighs her skill. Yes. Um, at the same time, her demographic is never going to change. You know the way that he feels about Michael Jackson? That's kind of how I feel about Taylor Swift in a way that like, I just haven't, like, there has not been one single thing where I'm like, oh, that was impressive. Like, and I'm not trying to. Yeah, but he's fucking stupid. He's dumb. Also, it's performative. I don't. I don't. I don't. That's absolutely not true. It's absolutely not true. What is you saying?

Chris, I know he's being genuine. Chris, you're not being genuine because you're a human. And you know what? I think apes even like Michael Jackson's music. I think if you play a gorilla by Goddemeanor, he'll be like, oh, this is actually kind of good. It'll transcend. You're on thin ice, man. Not that direction.

I mean literal apes. Oh. Like, literal apes that are really hard. Literal apes that aren't just black people. Okay. There you go. It's crazy. I like the guitar part in bad, I guess.

By Van Halen? There you go. There you go. That's crazy. What about the song, Dirty Diana? I'm sure you should have. He doesn't know the song. This nigga has seen seven movies and listened to 18 songs.

He doesn't fucking know. That's true. I watch seven movies this week. Damn, bro. The same seven movies you've only seen? Yes, by the two seven times. That's crazy. That's funny.

but like that's also a person you shouldn't be around. Like that's funny. Like, oh, that's hilarious. It's weird. I know, but it's like also like,

hey. What do you mean? Like someone watching Spider-Man two seven times and one week. That is a lot. That's cool. Like, I love that movie. Awesome film.

You all right? Like, I need some information on why this movie is so amazing. That's the information you need to see, but not be near, you know? Yeah. I want to know about this.

It's like J.F. Oh, yeah. John, John Francois. Oh, get into that. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. Tim. It's him. It's me Dirty Diana. Um, oh yeah, it's Tim Sweeney. I forgot to mention. Dirty Diana. That song's so

good. Oh, so good. That's, um, that's your, that's your homework. I know you're not going to remember what we're done. At the beginning of this episode, like there's no shot. I'm not going to remember that. Of course not. But I'm trying to fill out my letterboxed. Oh, really? Because I forgot that I had it. And I was like, oh, yeah. I should watch some stuff to fill it out. And sometimes I'll remember like, oh, that's the thing I've seen. I should add it or whatever. But I watched, you know what's weird? I never saw Drag Me to Hell.

Even though it's the same Raming movie, I never saw it. Hot take, that's like one of his best movies, I think. It's pretty fun. The effects are fucking terrible, but it's a fun. It was made in like 0-608. That's a ridiculous movie. Oh, it's insane. But, uh, the scene that she's in the car with a bitch vomits fucking maggots on her?

And it's like, what the fuck is happening right now? It's pretty wild. So I saw that. I watched, what is it? Oh my God. Is there caffeine in this? The prestige? It's just a...

You saw the prestige? Yeah. Fun movie. Yeah, that's good movie. It's the, I, uh, the passion tea. Passion tea is a very little bit of caffeine. Does it? Well, for some reason, I feel like I'm...

You're wired? Two percent. Well, good, good, good. Yeah, did you get sugar in it? Uh, I got a... She wouldn't, she wouldn't leave me alone. I was like, no, it's great. Unsweetened, you know?

And then she was like, no, you sure you don't want like a splash limit? I'm like, yeah, fuck, okay. Just put a slash She was like really trying to sell me I'm putting a splash eliminate in it Because she was probably thinking She gave me a shot of it So I can test it

And I was like yeah it's great She's like really And it's like she didn't believe I'm like actually This was actually garbage actually Like I actually poured you A little shot glass of garbage And you like that

I fucking drink I slurped it up I think it's caffeine free But I'm pretty sure it's not actually Whatever's going on I feel like I'm about to I work there so long Oh my god

I was like out of nowhere I was like Oh Dude, caffeine doesn't do anything to me I need to drink so much caffeine for it to like You get to 400 milligrams in a day You'll feel it Yeah

I think I'd be so I think you'll feel that And his heart will feel His heart will feel really Really excited for a little bit Then it'll stop working I used to drink a lot of espresso Before I went to bed

And I would still pass out Why? I think it's an ADHD thing actually Like We need to test your ADHD to the limits Just take shots of espresso For every minute of the day It's a shot of espresso

Yes Of course. Just regularly kill yourself. I wasn't going to do something like that. We're going to do the electric lemonade at a panera bread. That shit. Oh my God. Didn't that actually?

It took some couple people out of things. I drank one and I felt fire inside of me. That's cool. Did they do that anymore or do they discontinued after the people died? They, uh, they, I think it's gone. Aw. That shit was good as fuck though.

It did taste really good. The problem was people. I don't think they should discontinue food just because it kills people. Yeah. I think it just needs a, uh, like, a warning of how much caffeine is in it. That's it. My surgeon general's warning, like on cigarettes.

You know how easy it is to people to sue people because they don't directly, they don't directly inform people of the problems. Yeah, I hate that shit. Like, when I worked at Starbucks, I would have to give people their drink and inform them that it's very hot. Yes, instead of giving them with, like it comes with the fucking cover,

the cozy and it's like, here you go. You got to inform them it's really hot too. I noticed that was service too. Because people are really stupid. Well, it's helpful to know when something's hot. There's context clues going around

You know the steam coming off of something That could be cold smoke That could be cold smoke Right you know how they cold smoke The fajitas and stuff With the restaurants Right exactly You know that

We went to Chili's by the way Oh yeah you guys went to Chili's We drove 40 hours to Chili's You guys went to fucking Encino It was a 20 minute drive both ways It was literally not far at all Yeah to me I was like Oh should I go

For you it's genuinely really out the way To go to Chili's Because you have to drive down from where you are to where we are. It's a very stupid amount of time to drive that. That's an hour of travel actually for you. I had, I actually became busy. But I, before that, I considered taking the train to the airport, like the Burbank Airport, uh, drop off.

And it's walking down to my house. And I was going to be like, yeah, I was going to be like, oh, fuck, Kingston lives right at like close enough. You know what I mean? I thought about it. That would have been smart. Yeah. You just show up. Hey, what's up?

It was like, oh, you, you made it. No, we ended up. It was so hot. We ended up going to the beach. It was hot as fuck over the weekend, man. Yeah, it was fucking crazy. And then, oh, lucky us, we went when there was a surf competition or some shit. And there was no parking.

Oh, nice. And I was like, oh, this is sick. Everything's roped off. Isn't it amazing how Los Angeles, and like, I guess SoCal in general, rely so heavily on cars and it just does not accommodate the amount of cars that are actually here? Well, the population spike too much. That's the thing. Yes.

And they're not. Huntington Beach is so shittily managed because there's just a bunch of dumb assholes there. I mean, they had fucking Tito Ortiz as the deputy mayor at one point. That is un fucking believable. Chris, he is legitimately CTE retarded. Who is that? He's an MMA fighter from the early 2000s. What?

He's a, the Huntington Beach bad boy. You know, he's like this. He was good in his heyday, but he was always stupid. Now that he's like in his 50s, he's ultra stupid because he has so much holes in his brain. He's deteriorating. Yeah. And so he ended up being the deputy mayor, but he sucks so badly six months later. They're like, get out. That's great. Well, dude, oh, speaking of fighting, we'll get to the FC Vip. Okay. This video, that guy getting his hair punched off, bro.

Wait, what? The boxer, you saw it. Did I? You didn't see a guy get his hair punched off his head? No, I didn't. He had a fucking, like, toupee that his hair looked. Please pull it up. Oh, please pull it up. You, you must have, how would you, how would you, you not seeing that? confuses me. I'm not only internet but like not really like I'm usually like listening to some fucking that seems like something that would he saw it that's what's like

I'm listening to like some guy talk about fucking Charles Marx and shit most of the time I'm on internet now. That's crazy. No it's really gay. It's really fucking gay. It's like extremely stupid. Gay. And like W.B. The boys and shit like that. I'm in the complete opposite direction. I'm watching body cam footage of stupid people getting arrested and going

crazy because I wanted to turn my brain off from all this garbage. And like pan. Africanism shit. And it's like, this is like, that's the shot of watch now. And it's like, it's just depressing. Because it's always like, oh shit. It's like, this has been going on forever.

Wow. I'm going to get on my level and just pallet cleanse with retards getting arrested. It's great. It's really fucking bad. The kind of content I've been watching is like this is just radicalizing me even further than I already am. And it's like, whoa, there's much more to go from this. And take my advice and shut your brain off. I can't, man.

Yes, you can. Yes, you can. I've seen you do it. I can't, dude. Not anymore. When you play video game. What are you,

are you watching this shit while you're gaming? No. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. So just play games. I, uh, I,

I, I just beat Resnyville Revelations. Horrible game. Horrible. Is it really that bad? Don't play. Number two is, I played it for the 3-S.

Fucking night and day, it's insane. Like, it, I cannot stress how big of it. First of all, the Resnival revelations is just in a bunch of dumb fucking cruise ships. When did that,

when did that come out? Revelation. Revelation. What generation was there? Fuck. That's 360 era. Was it? Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know if it came out. That was in the Crapcom era. That was Crapcom Capcom. It might have came out before. That's when Capcom was. No, that's what Capcom was that? Was it before five?

Revelation was it right after? Around that's it same thing. It's around that region. But number two is definitely after five because it makes it very clear. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate with 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides. It helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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Should I even play too? and I play too and I was like, oh, this is actually fun. Yeah. The enemies are fun too because they're zombies. The other things were these weird. They look like there was just cum covered creatures. Like, they just had semen on them. And a new game, the zombies talk.

Yeah, that's what? They don't like, they don't like speak, but they're like, they like fucking. I mean, the doctor, he let you know. He was like, fuck, yeah, he'll knock a hell. And then he runs in there. He closed the door. He's freaking freaking out. Like, what's wrong?

Black people. He's just got, he's terrified. The zombies. It's the game takes. It takes place with you, Leon. There's the girl, Leon, and then a zombie doctor terrified of black people. Oh, Resident Evil Revelations, 2012. Yeah.

The first one? That's way later. Christ, that is way later. It feels, it controls so shitty. I kind of assume that it was a, it might be before nine. Sorry, five. What the fuck am I saying? Wait, it's a D.

I guess it can be on the, it was. I played it for DDS. That's what I played for DDS. That's what I played it for. There was an episodic DS game, but I think it was on other platforms. They did put it on other stuff, I'm pretty sure. But number two is, it's so, God, it is, I can't express how different it is. I think it has different directors.

Resident Evil, man, that's such a game franchise. The peaks and the lows are crazy. Yeah, go ahead. But the peak from, one of the peaks for me is five. You know, people are like, that's not true. Oh, really? I'll find it again. I think Brazilian Evil five is like the most fun, Resident Evil game.

It's fun, but disagree with me. Here's the thing. Play. I'm enjoying Revelations 2 a little bit more because of the, just even the movement and the upgrading of like you're dashing and you can counter. Like if there's there's more. Well, yeah. So there, I would say overall, I enjoy Residentable 5, but I will say the gameplay in Revelations 2 is just way smoother. That makes sense. It feels so much better. Yeah. Because one, two is like 2014, I'm guessing. I probably or something I'll look it up Yeah that sounds right Yeah I'm playing it right now And I was like oh man

I don't think I play too Because two came off of the Xbox I'm having a fucking blast playing it Even though I'm like this The 2015 Okay Moira is the partner of Claire In this one and she's useless

She's like oh I'm not certified To carry a firearm And so she won't use one And I'm like you're fucking I was about I was about I almost put the game down Because I was supposed to be like Oh I'm gonna be useless with this bitch

and then she gets this like crowbar but she actually smacked with it pretty good so I'm like okay it feels fun if someone seems like that to me in the zombie apocalypse I'm blowing her head off yeah like that's the kind of thing where I'm like it's like oh I'm killing you stupid it'd be like

why did you say that yeah and even there's a there's a there's a little girl you have to be a morira's dad this guy named Barry and then you got to partner with this little girl that's on the island and I almost turn the game off again because like I don't want to do this struggle bullshit

but also she has like you know last of us sensory when she crouches and then she can like throw bricks and bash people and I was like this is kind of fun it actually it was way funner than just being a helpless dumb bitch where I can't do anything so this old ass woman's terrified of zombie

this small child picks up a brick and flads on their head dude it's like oh yeah it's one of you guys is a survivor I'm looking forward I'm looking forward to the new one when is the end of this month yeah I'm excited now I'm Getting into it playing some of the

Resident Evil's. I tried to play Resident Evil 7, man, but I just can't do it. Yeah, I don't... I love 7. Just play 8 with the third person mode. And then, it's way fun. Except for some of the... Some of the jump scares don't work.

There's one in particular... There's a round of corner. There's one in particular that I'm thinking of. I haven't played Resident Evil Village in a while. But I remember there's like, you're doing like a number puzzle and you go into like this like, almost like a hut or like a cabin or whatever and you have to look out the window. to see like a number.

Oh. And then there's like a werewolf that comes down and like jump scares you. Yeah. Yeah. That does not work in third person. He just, just, just shoot his head.

It's really, it's completely busted. I hate that. But like, it's, it's way more janky. Like the lip sync is fucked. Like it's the point of that game.

That game is supposed to be more, uh, which is called very much so resonantly. Well, they wanted to people, I guess they got what they got burnt out with the six. Yeah. And the action.

Oh, it's like, oh, of this action shit, pure survival horror. And then the survival horror freaks that never played Resident Evil love that game. Yeah. They fucking loved it. And I was like this, I like the Baker family because they're so fucking stupid. It is insane.

But also, I did only play that game once, you know? There is one part of that game that's not a very replayable game. No, I agree. There's one part of that game that really fresh meets me. And that's the part where you lose your guns when you're on a ship after that. That's losing gun tropes? I hate that in everything. Happens in revelations as well

I lose my guns for a while And then I gotta fight this Cumb creature with nothing And I'm like I hate That should insets me dude I've never been mad like that in a video game That's it really Every single video game I play that has that

It immediately goes down one point for me Ghostos Hashima did that Where you get captured and you got to like escape Like the burning down camp You remember that they take all your shit away I don't remember that from ghosts Disgusting I remember it and I just remember being

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These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. I hate this

It's almost enough There's too many games I don't have that much time Dude oh my god DeiSX Human Revolution The DLC does that And you're kind of forced

To play through the DLC in like A linear order If you They just throw it in the middle of the game Yeah And they do that to you They take Not only did they take all your stuff away

They take all of your skill points away So you have to redo your skill points And I'm like No brother That made me Stop playing. I was like, I really liked the game up until that point. I was just like, yeah, I can't.

This is dog shit. Whoever thought this was a good idea. God damn, don't take my shit away. That's so bad. That's particularly bad. Because it's one thing to take your equipment. Taking your abilities away is really crazy. Yeah.

I can't double jump no more. It's so stupid. It's so dumb. Check us out, Kingston. Let me see if there's any commentary on this. And at the, uh, at the, uh, at the end there's some chick I don't know who she is I think she's a boxer

She puts it on her It's her put it on her head There's a one shot of him leading back And it just like It's losing his hat It's crazy because like seeing him before It looks real Like it's a good piece

But it's like bro you're boxing What are you doing? That is a crazy thing to do Just shave your head He looks when he took it off I'm like you look fine dude Like, what the hell is, bro? Well, he had the edge of, you know what it looked like?

You know what I mean I'm in the babyaga thing going on? Do you know what it reminded me of? Do you remember the scene in Home Alone? Where the blow torch goes out. It looked like that where I'm just like, bro, you're... Totally. You're so weird for... You're right.

Wearing a fucking dupe in the middle of a fucking... But there are shots of that, that... There are slow-mo shots of that that, like, look hysterical, brother. Like, I remember one commentary guy. I don't know if it was like that same thing, or it was like, like, later on in the show. show where they did a replay, we're like, it looks like a cartoon. It looks fucking absurd.

It's absolutely. Fucking heavyweight boxers with fucking toupee's on. Do you know who that was so people can look it up? Like, what was the guy? Because I've never seen that guy before. I don't know anything about big board. Uh, hold on. His name's big baby.

Sometimes I know these people's nickname is more than I know their actual names. Let me see. Great. Yeah, well. I'll find him from you. If they, listen. If you just put boxer loses hair, there's no way you won't find it. You'll find it. It's, I highly recommend watching every angle you can of that fucking.

That is unlike anything I've ever seen. I don't think I've ever seen anything. No. So cartoonish and ridiculous. That's been many people that stupid. The closest thing that I've seen was a guy in the UFC where he died his, he bleached his hair for too long. So as he was fighting, it started just patching out, like completely falling out in patches. I wouldn't fight that guy.

The guy has man. I'm not fighting the fucking guy. That's a man, bro. Look at it. If he looks sick, he's shaky. Ew. That's so fucking, fucking disgusting. I wonder if I can find that one,

because that one's a little more low-key. Damn, bro. Yeah, it's harder to notice. Oh, happy Black History Month, everybody. Oh, yeah. Like that. Hell yeah. It's our month, man.

Black-in-R-D-Mouth. Yeah, have you like history month? Yeah, whatever. You know what my wife said to me? She was like, hey, it's your month. Where's your gifts? And I'm like, what do you? I've never been asked that before.

Where's your gifts? I'm like, aren't you supposed to give me something? Yeah, wait, what? That's the word. Imagine being like, happy birthday. Where's your gifts? You know, like, oh? She's a different culture, you know, and her, for her where she's from, they buy their own gifts to each other.

Oh, God. That's, that's, that's, that's what it was. I just didn't understand their stupid culture. That's fucking crazy. She's like, God, there's no son back when I'm from. Also, it's not a gift holiday. It's not, yeah. It's doubly was like.

You don't have, you don't have your, what you go? You don't have your, what's, I forgot what the hat's called and you're freaking daishiki. You don't have that shit on call ready to wear? Oh, man. I used to... Dude, I, you know, I actually got some of my shit stolen from me. Like, I had some shit in storage. Me and my mom shared a storage when she was in Bakersfield.

And then she moved to Arizona. I think she took a lot of the stuff out of the storage. And I think whoever helped her move, you know, we got some kleptomaniacs in our family. Lifting it. I'm missing fucking my, my, uh, my van, my high top vans. I'm missing my lifting shoes. There were the rock brand.

And I'm just like, first of all, I don't You're stealing clothes It's in shoes It's crazy And I had Clothes is crazy Because like what the fuck

Do you Like the likelihood of that even fitting It You know what I mean? Like why even Like what are you gonna do You can't do anything with it If you're not gonna sell it

Yeah you can I mean I guess What would you do? What do you do So my disheek Clothes Yeah what are you doing I'm not

I don't know I don't really steal Yeah He's just completely abandoned You know The premise I had a It was like going up on a ride

And a ride Just breaks down And blows up That's it's It's your job to maintain the ride, though. Yeah, I did it. I did it. That's why I broke down and blew up.

Oh, good for you. Great. Epstein files. They released a portion of them. Yeah, a month late. Yeah, a month late. Not all of them. There's three million left.

Three million left is crazy. That last three million is probably a zinger. It's probably like some shit that's like, yeah, we encounter, Epstein encountered aliens, raped one, and now we're part of a galactic war we had no part of. Yeah, that's what happened. And it's like, what the fuck? He pedified a alien child? This thing is indevious. It's a monster.

They would. Isn't indevious the opposite? Indevious is good? Well, it's just like, you know, when you say in to something like indifferent is indifferent, you know, deviant, indiviant. I feel like that might be right, but I don't. I don't think the word indivian is even real. I'm not dying. It may not be.

Because I guess it would kind of be like saying, you know, in benevolent. I guess there's malevolent, you know, so I guess there's just, yeah. Anyway, sorry. Anyway. You know, before we dive completely into them, I do think it's really funny that they didn't redact like all of the, the things that they claim why they were taking so long to protect the victims. And they just have like all their information. Yeah. Who could have predicted that that was not the reason?

I was just like, what? Listen, at this point I feel like there's something going on in a sense that They've proven that they can do whatever they want Why even release this? So from my brain, it's like They're releasing this stuff. There's a reason it's being released.

What the fuck's going on? You know what the reason is. It's a pretty obvious reason. They're trying to reclaim favor that they don't have anymore. They're trying to reclaim favor of the people. It's because it's up. It's up. Like that, that movement.

Oh, you think some people who are stupid, they released them, I'm back. Like that. It's over. Like, didn't the thing in Texas happened where, what you call it? They did a special election. They elected a blue. I think that was blue. Dude, yeah, they swung like a crazy, because, duh.

Dude, Texas almost went blue a while ago. Yeah. In 2017. In 2016, it almost went blue. Yeah. And they gerrymandered the fuck of that things again. I remember Joe Rogan being. Slightly worried.

At one point, he was with Tim Dillon, that fat, like comedian. If he's one of those Texas goons, they moved down to Texas. By the way, my foot hit his foot for like one second, and his expression completely, he got so. That was crazy. Your expression really got so livid. That's crazy that you did that. I didn't know. I didn't know.

Anyway, go on. I'm sorry. I just could not point that out. No, even Tim Dillon, who's a complete chill and open, like he's happy and proud about it. Like he was one of the people being like, oh, I got kicked off of the Saudi Arabia, the Riyadh comedy festival because I was open and honestly, like, I'm here for the money. They're horrible people and I'm going to take their money. And he was just saying horrible things about them and they kicked them off. And anyway, point being that when Texas was secured as red, Joe was like, yes.

and then Tim's like, oh, I thought you were a neutral. Like, what's going on here? Like, just completely showing his ass. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? God, I hate that nigga, man. Yeah. I hate Joe Rogan so much. Yeah, he sucks real hard.

The party's up, man. They know what's going to happen. They're just going to be like, how are we going to figure out how to maintain power when it's over? And they're probably just going to try to do. They're probably going to do the free of what to call it. It's an understatement of the century. It's insane. I was looking into the history of like special elections like that.

And it's like it's pretty, it's pretty safe to assume at this point, unless something, the Democrats really got to fuck up bad somehow. And it's not beyond their ability. It's not beyond their ability. I never don't never underestimate Democrats' ability to just fumble just an easy home run. But it's pretty likely that like these midterms are going to be a bloodbath. Without even trying. If they happen, which is. That's the thing.

That's the only thing. He's probably going to try to do the what you call it. Insurrection act. That's probably, that's like his best bet. I'm waiting for that. The problem is that if he does that. Well,

that's, I'm waiting for that. Someone is, someone's going to get active. I'm waiting for the response. And depending on what happens, that's going to dictate whether I am going to be a citizen of this country. Oh yeah. Yeah.

If, if he does that, leave. Like actually like get up and get up and get out of here. Yeah, I'm going to see the response to if he does it. I want to see the response. the American people. I want to see

if what happens if there is actually resistance if there are, you know, I want to see if anything happens. Because he's lost the moderate vote. Like it's over. Like that shit is gone now. Understandably. But like, the people that are old and dumb or ones are going to be like, we'll stay for him in his maga cult. Yeah. But the moderate people are like, this niggas, a pedophile and a villain. Did you see? Did you see

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any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open, our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Or they put out like an infographic of like, to convince people to be on the side of ice or whatever. And it was like this infographic of, you know, ice officers who suffered injuries or suffered something. Just all complications as a result of like, you know, the response. Yeah. And you click on all them and it's like complications of COVID.

Complications from COVID. Complications from COVID. Complications from COVID. Complications from COVID. They're all complications from COVID or just big. and it's like you're not being shot. They're not shooting you. They're not shooting you behind the while you're driving away.

Right. You just got COVID, didn't get vaccinated, and died. They didn't hold you down, disarm you of six plus people and then execute you like a fucking call of duty villain. You see that they found the guys? Yeah. Yeah. Two Mexicans from Texas, the Border Patrol agents? You know what they're not?

They're not Puerto Rican. They're not Cuban. They're not St. Tomian. They're not Venezuelan. Yeah, they're bringing... They're Mexican. Curious. Hmm, Lily?

Mm, curious. Answer, answer, answer for that, Lily. Come on, Lily. That's crazy. You need to look closely. The Latinos with no African correlation are the ones doing that. Interesting. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding, Mexican brothers and sisters. No, go look closer at Lily. See her, because the job that she has, she might be lying to you, She's actually directing ICE. She's actually the one that's deploying. She was like, she called Texas and like, go to Minnesota and go kill them off. I would leave her today. I would leave her today.

I'd be like, you are the worst. Oh, easiest decision. You are the, I cannot believe I loved you once. I'm going to kill myself. That's not what you were. You did not hear that. I'm doing medical bills. That's it.

That's crazy, dude. Go away. Go away now. Go do your stupid fucking gay podcast. Get out. I don't understand how people can defend. them any longer, man. They're literally the stormtroopers.

Yeah, well, I guess... Like, actually. Like, they're like, they're villains. Well, I was saying this. I was talking to friends about this and it's just like, it's actually... People compare to like Nazi Germany and they say like, oh, well, it's like, it's different because there's not like concentration caps. And like, yeah, obviously.

But I would argue it's... There's a degree in which this is kind of worse because Germany, after World War I, was so fucked that they actually had. had some basis for being insane. Like, it makes sense why a country like that would go crazy and become psychotic. Well, we just did this to ourselves. You know, that's also partially America's fault too. Right.

But, like, no, no, but listen. Come on America. Do the right thing sometimes. No, but listen to what I'm saying. We just, we, because we had a good economy. You know what I mean? Things were kind of going okay. And then they were like, eh.

No, yeah. Let's just kind of fuck everything up for no reason. And like, Germany took the blame. You had the treaty of Versailles. You had many things for them. where they got their asses fuck. I mean, easy scapego. And hold on, there's one really big caveat that is such a big difference

and why I would support the argument that it is technically worse because of technology. People were isolated back then, only had hearsay and newspapers. So people were also hearing about camps, understanding that people were disappearing, but they didn't see it with their own fucking two eyes on video of what like the Gestapo was doing. Now we have all the information. Yeah. We have less of a reason. And it's like, and then it's like, the outcome is not worse.

I think, I think the outcome is not worse. But if it was allowed to be, it would become worse. But that's the thing. That's the thing. It's like if it gets allowed to be, like we're sending people to places that they are not from in the prison system. You are setting them up to die. You are literally actively setting them up to lose their lives. Aren't these all the guys that talk about the slippery slope?

Like they're like, oh, we can't have gay married because they're going to have the married dogs. We can't have gay marriages. And I'll get gay married. Yeah, exactly. That is literally the reason. The biggest problem for why... I'm not to marry my best friend. The biggest problem for why Germany goes crazy is France.

Literally, it's France is like, nah, rape those niggas. Rape them. Well, you know, Germany went hard on the paint. I mean, yeah, but like, Germany, the biggest reason why Germany did it is because Germany was tripping.

And they tried, they ran it back to a crazy run back, you know. They made it to the finals again and they fucked up. And it's like, yo, y'all are tripping. Like, Germany did a lot of, they were a while in,

but they also were like, France was like, you know we don't like, you know we haven't liked y'all for like a thousand, a plus years. And that's why, you know we fin the rape.

So like, we take it everything we can for you guys. Yeah. Have you looked into German and France history? Of course not. Dude, it's,

it's like, I don't care about Germans or French people. It's, it's insane how many times those two countries have went towards each other. Kingston, I played Claire Obscure.

And they're the same effectively person. I played Claire Obscure and I was like, who made this? That's crazy. every time this would come on it would just go mute to him it'd be like ringing he's like Jolie

what the fuck is a Jolie what is this Italian I don't know what any of this is yeah this is like this is like Hick Italian right this is what the fuck what the

they didn't have baguettes in Italy what's a baguette Corleone's this is this a godfather spin off I don't understand yeah I don't get it is this

you are actively blind to friend influence it's crazy you can't see Haitians they disappear in front of you you're like That's a world I want to live in My feed is full

What? My feet is full of fucking Sopranos shit now That's great Of course But like it's like really well edited shit Yeah There's a guy that's like a really good YouTuber I think it might have talked about it

Where he He spends a significant amount of time Editing Tony Soprano into everything The Skyrim ones are the best A lot of them are really well done Oh my God I've seen that Okay I've seen those yes A lot of them are astoundingly well done

Yeah I think Tony Soprano is such a fucking cool character man. He's he stands for the opposite of who I am as a person, but I think he's so interesting because they kid, I think, because for me personally, I like, I think Tony Sopranos more likable than Walter White. I've always felt like he's a more likable character. But he's also racist. So it's like, oh man. Tony had a lot more. I, well, I guess. I don't know. They're just feel like there was more time to. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Walter didn't really have... He kind of... He turned coats so fast. I think Tony's more of a Tony's more of a circumstantial

piece of shit but he continues to do it opposed to Walter was always a shitty guy Well he will see the thing is he wasn't though He was kind of always shitty How was he? From the beginning He was always like he thought he was better than people

Because he's an intelligent guy Which he is intelligent I think he was I think he I thought he was bitter Well yeah because of the fact that he worked so hard And got shit for it And which I feel is kind of understandable I can't do that.

I would feel very upset about that. But, like, he didn't do anything until he got cancer. They became a fucking villain. There's this thing that I found. It's like, it's a fucking halo edit, but look at him chasing a prophet crawling on its knees.

Hold on. Yeah, this is the same guy. Look at, look at this. How crazy is that, dude? They're so well done. It's amazing. I love the other. I think Tony Sbrano's lasting in the HALO universe.

He's done immediately. No, he's not. I think you can take on one. They're incommany. The whole show is about how incompetent they are. I just got to the Pine Barrens episode. Do you know what the Pine Barron's episode is? Is that the one when they execute the guy?

Where they go to the forest? They go to the snowy forest. Yeah. I was like, this is so ridiculous. Dude, they do such a bad job at that. Oh, they got it. They did such a bad job. I was like, yo, how do you get lost and not kill the guy?

everything about the Just shoot him in the back of the head That's where that was Tony's cousins For all right Hold on Hold on That's where it became clear to me There's like oh this show is about

How incompetent The mob is Like the entire time Yeah And it's mega funny It's way funnier than I thought It's a competence based off Of like an attitude

Of untouchability And they constantly make It's like what are you guys doing They got me in the Epstein files I can't believe this You absolutely would be Did you get to the iconic episode Where he's like

He comes out of a car his car's damage and he's like, fucking Edwards. And the wife is like, chill. And even his son is like, yo dad, breathe. I haven't gotten to that part of that episode. No, I feel like that didn't that happen already?

I don't know. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I thought that was like at the beginning, at the end of season one. I don't think so. Isn't that when the,

when the very dark gentleman tried to end him? Yeah. Oh, maybe. Yeah. Can I be honest, that word is completely erased for me now because I hear it so much from fucking you.

I don't say it that often I say it don't get me wrong I say it don't get me wrong You say it more than anybody that I know I'll tell you that No him No Yes

No brother The hard R Okay Yeah Immediately relented Immediately relented I might I might

I might brandish that weapon more than most Yes You talking about the fucking Fucking hard o Not the soft day You fucking He freaking The way he says

He's so upset It's bitter It's like I mean, he did get shot at. I mean, he did instigate the problem to begin with. I've heard you say, I've heard you shout that at people for far less to be there. That's not true. I've never, I've never, I've never shot out on a person actually in real life.

You've shot at people through screens. Yeah. That's detached. Isn't that real life? It could just be, no, it's not. It's real life now. It's detached. And that was years ago.

Well, he's fucking excuse me. He was a couple of years ago. Yeah. You sound like you in the fucking. Years is still. Years. Didn't he sound like he's on the fucking Epstein Far while?

Yeah, I'm saying, Edward, I'm not freaking dancing with children in a freaking kitchen. I'm not chasing little girls across a kitchen. I just like, I can't believe I saw that.

It's insane. I saw that video and I was like, oh, my heart hurts. I was, I was upset. I was, I was,

right before I started writing some music, I was just watching Kyle Kalinsky or whatever and he was going through some of that shit. And I saw that and I was just like, I don't want to play anymore.

Like, I don't want to, like, it made me like, it was like, I don't want to just see. It's hard to even play a video game. You know, like, it's hard to even just, like, disconnect and, like, plays.

I was trying to play Jack and Daxter last night, and I was, you know, I was like, I beat, like, that magma boss or whatever, and I was going through a bunch of other shit. And, like, I'm just thinking at the back of my mind, like, man, like, there's pedophiles everywhere. Like, what do you mean? Like, how am I supposed to jump around and spin attack boxes? Zero consequences in the U.S. by the moment. Yeah. More consequences.

overseas, people are like resigning and shit. Granted, it's not much, but at least it's fucking something. Some acknowledgement that it's like worth resigning over as opposed to what's happening now. It's just like, ah! Don't worry about it. Everybody knew them. If there was something

illegal and if we had something to arrest somebody on, don't you think we would have done it? Insane. I can't believe you would even say that. You know what that reminds me of? That reminds me of, what is it, the Kendrick thing? He's like, I'm way too famous for the shit you just suggested.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I would have been caught by now. It's like, it's like, he's a Canadian. That's why they're famously, famously bad takes from over there. But it's like, Aubrey, in America right now, the country's being ran by pedophiles. Maybe don't put that bar inside your song. Yeah, like, because I was short in black more. Yeah, because it was even before, like, it wasn't like that was new information.

Like, we knew that when that happened. Yeah. Like, these are a bunch of new files that just. it they more confirm things that were already confirmed that we already knew now we have like solid emails like like Elon begging to go to parties that was a big one that's a great one he was like oh not being allowed he tried to get me to party and I refuse to go to the island yeah meanwhile he's like when's the what days the wildest party I'm trying to let loose and did you see his daughter confirmed it was like we were there I remember that in that time I remember that so I can confirm that that's real yeah and it's like well Yeah. On the bright side, at least Tesla bought X-A-I. So Elon paid himself money. Fucking ridiculous, dude.

And did you see Ian Miles Chong try to defend him? To further accrue his worth that he's going to use stocks to trade with. He's not even going to use real money to trade with. Ian Miles Chong is like a barnacle suckling on Elon's cunt. Like, I was just going to say cunt. It is a cunt is taint. And it's like, brother. What are you?

You don't have to... Let me just say... Yeah, you know, my own. Disgusting creatures. Oh, the way he looks? No, no, barnacles. Like, barnacles are... Dude, when I found out what a barnacle was,

it did something to me. Like, literally, like, something in my brain was like, destroy. And I was, like, understood. I understand. They look alien. Ian looks like the way he looks. And he's...

It's just so pathetic. It is really sad, man. I remember... I can't remember everything he said, but I remember one point, like, do you think he really needs to be at that? Like, Elon can get any woman he wants. And I'm like, oh, so that's, you know, the... I love that he said, too. Like, Elon said that, right?

Like, he tweeted out, like, if I... If I, I could party with young women if I wanted it without this, without a creepy loser's help. And it's like... I'm like, well, that... It's not a great... The real answer. The real defense would be I would never do that. You cannot let these people get off the cook, man.

I think that's the biggest thing. We cannot ever let this turn into like a pad. That was the past. That's the biggest problem we've had in America. It's like, oh, that was the past. We cannot let that happen. Well, you know what? We have the brand.

Credit to the obscene files for like sticking. Like, because I can't think of anything that has been controversial that has stayed in the news for longer than a week. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails and joints and a smooth, ready-to-drink shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success. Vital Proteins. Stay vital. Visit VitalProtene's.com and get started.

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I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

You know what I mean? Or even a couple days. Yeah. Over the last several years, except for this. This continuously kind of, granted, it phases in and out of, like, intensity. But it's always kind of like underpinning everything, like no matter what.

People aren't letting it go, thankfully. And they, I think it's because, I think it's even crazy people, like fucking, human on shaman. Even to those people, there's like a level of depravity there where like, yeah, yeah, this is kind of crazy.

That's what they ran on. That's the thing. They shot their own bed. They shot their own bed too because they literally ran on it. I saw a lot of people being like, well, why weren't you hounding, what is it, Biden or whatever about releasing the FC5? Like my assumption was those were just gone because why the fuck would, why the fuck would they ever do it? He didn't run on doing it. He didn't promise it. So I was just like, well, I guess that's just, I guess it's yet another.

series of crimes that's going to go like swept under the rug like they have been forever. But Trump invited this. He was like, I'm going to release the Epstein files. We're going to do it. And then they made a show. They made a show of it. They got all the influencers together with the fake binders. They said like, oh, Pam Bondi's like, they're on my desk right now.

Also, they're a hoax. Also, they're fake. Also there's nothing illegal in it. That's meant if there's nine million. There's millions of millions of pages. It's like, first of all, this thing was a chronicler. He was blackmailing the fuck out of these people, obviously. He literally would like, oh, you'd come to there.

You'd generally probably come to. come there like innocently. Some of them, which is still, it's still hard for me to think of innocent because of the fact that hearsay. No one's going to ever say anything. They're probably too scared to. Look, realistically. Then you're roped in. If we want to be, fuck. If we want to be snitch, I would still be like, no, this is bad. I would still snitch because it's look better than everybody else did. If we want to be charitably realistic about it, socialite dude, meeting a lot of people. I'm sure there are people who knew him or were in photos with him, right? Who didn't know much about him. Like, you have a lot of. Like, you have a lot of

a picture or like we have pictures with fucking uh what is it boy in abandon shit oh yeah oh yeah that happens right but that's not being at his island that's right no i agree it's different than being on the plane it's different than emailing him consistently it's different than being in the files more than once you know like fucking john stewart was in there right but it was because it was mentioned by like somebody like oh we want to do a documentary and get somebody like john stewart to host it or something but that was his only mention right yeah but you could be like oh john stewart to the upseat files like well no listen Donald Trump's in there thousands of times

You said it to be his best friend Did you see what somebody put up They're like Donald Trump is mentioned more in the Epstein files Than Jesus Christ is mentioned in the Bible And that's factual That makes a lot of sense That would make sense That would make sense

That's when I take off the mask And you see a completely different creature And I put it back on Isn't Jesus kind of barely in the Bible though to be fair Well they took out so much of it Yeah Right Because I think he went from being

like a kid to being like 30-something and then died. So yeah. Literally story is like born like to four than adult Jew impending death. They cut out a lot of shit and I'm like Did the passion of the Christ fleshed out at all or did they do the same thing? I think they just know it was just him being tortured more and it's really fucking disheartening because that's what it's a disheartening movie.

It makes me sad because like canonically the only guy in the Bible that's constantly pretty good is Jesus. and is they're going to hurt the only like really nice nigger in this whole book? You know what's unfortunate about that movie? Is that like, I don't give a shit about religion, right? But that scene with the baby at the end is like genuinely awesome. Like the Lucifer baby?

I've never seen it. The Luciferian child. It's like, I mean, that movie's a horror movie basically. I mean, especially the Jewish movie. There's a baby.

It shows up and it's like man. I mean, kind of, it's almost like evil dead. It's like a little Luciferate. I don't remember that ending being that. Yeah, there's like, um... Oh, it's like the Marvel end credit scene?

Is that, it's like that? It's, uh, it's, uh, I can't remember it exactly. So Lucifer will return in, uh, the fashion of the Christ do. Two. Aren't they actually making that? They are. Is Jim Cavizal repris? Wait, he's dead.

Never mind. I forgot Jesus is dead. They're going to bring him back, though. Is he actually going to reprise his role? They're doing chat GPT. They're doing, uh, open AI. They're going to re-erect him. They're going to soar him into the movie.

They're going to subdu it. I watched that movie with a few of my friends, and I was like, dude. Passion of the Christ? Yeah. Why? Because it's fucking hilarious. It's hilarious. It's hilarious at first.

And then it just turns into like, dude, I don't like seeing. Because he's so nice. It's saw basically in a certain point. Like, he's so kind. It's like, yo, why are they doing him like this? Dad, what the fuck, bro? Can't you just do all of this without having me be tortured? Yes, but I don't care.

I don't want to. I can sit for everyone's brains and have them be empathy and obey, and I could kill the devil whenever I want, but I'm not going to, because this is fun. It's not, it's not. It's not, it's not, it's, it's so, it's so brutal. It's like there's moments where he's just, he's just like being harmed. And it's like, he's just a nice guy. I love whips. They're the coolest thing that I've ever invented.

Wish, man, that's in what's now called Israel. I really like the letter T. I wonder if we can do something with that. Put him up there. Put him on a T. Nail him gently. Nail him gently to a T. Gently.

Gently. Gently. Gap him. Anyway, there's all sorts of shit. You should watch. You should watch to watch that movie. Seriously, give it a watch. Passion of Grice?

Yeah, give it a watch. Yeah, okay. Cinematically, it's actually pretty decent. but it's just uncomfortable But that ending It's got For a non-h horror movie I think it's arguably a horror movie

But for a non-harm movie It's got a pretty unnerving ending That's like that's really good actually Well done The Antichrist I'm all right I don't even mind Like it's so good that I kind of forgot

That he left all those crazy messages Good old Mel Gibson He was crazy man I can't That was a fun era To be alive to see Like to be Not even fully conscious

Like I was sort of like I knew about media, but that period of time was funny because he was walling. I still don't understand how in the age of it got to the point where even some people were trying to, quote unquote, cancel. Who's that dumb cowboy from a long time of John Wayne? John Wayne? So they were trying to like, people were talking shit about him, you know, when like the cancel thing was getting a little bit dumb. And Mel Gibson just escaped all of it. I don't get it.

It is kind of crazy. It is like, it's incredible to me. I'm like, is, is he that prestigious where people are like, ah, I'm going to leave him alone? He was a big, big actor, man. Yeah, for. He had. Not to me, not in my lifetime, but. No, I think in the early parts of our lifetime was a big actor.

What was he big in? Like, what was he in? It was like huge from like 93 onward. Like, I don't know. What you call it? The lethal weapon was way before the 93. I think they, I don't know. I think they were like.

Well, there was four of them. So they definitely bled into the 90s. Sure, but like... But like, that's early, so there... I mean, I would have been... I could only have been six. Yeah. I could only have been six maximum for any of the lead of that.

That was definitely the telling of his career. He did a movie called Ransom. Braveheart, but I don't know if you saw that. I saw it, but I wasn't like a movie that cared about it. I saw Braveheart a long time ago. I don't remember it well. It's fine. It's fine.

William Wallace is an interesting... You guys should learn about his actual torture scene because they don't really show anything in the actual movie. He's just going... he sounds like anime, you know, like Oh, but like Mel Gibson. His real torture though is fucking crazy.

Like, dude, medieval torture and then gathering people. I will say, I will say society is infinitely better because the shit that they used to do. Europeans astound me, dude. Europeans, every time like you guys were, y'all were once upon the time, y'all were once upon the time, y'all were really insane and like I'm really happy y'all have

like really hit a bang What I was dumb about them We hit better What was dumb about them is that they documented it That's true Uh huh A lot of cultures just didn't document it Like we know a little bit about like some of like the

You know Mines or the assaysays or whatever We know a little bit of We know a little bit of sacrifices We know a little bit about that Dude that sacrifice shit is blown up Way out of proportion The way they do it

No because they do they document shit too But they didn't sacrifice niggas all willy-nilly. That's literally European. No, I'm being dead serious, Chris. Like, actually looking to this. What is Willie Nilly? What is Willie Nilly? What is what happened to? I don't think they were doing it every minute.

No, no, no, no, no. He sounds like the, actually, no. Was it really $6 million? He does say, that's a little hard. I'm just asking questions. What happens? I'm just a truther. That's it.

I was a truther. Or noers. They call them truthers or knowers. Brother, I just wonder who you're listening to that you're getting this information. no, there's, there's, so what happens is you can, there's documentation. Like, those people, like, people kept information about stuff. It wasn't like a only Egyptian and European thing to actually chronicle what happened in the world. They didn't just use word. This isn't the fucking D&D universe, where they

only have spoken word to be able to go through. Okay. What is, where are you going with this? No, what you call off, often when they would sacrifice people, it would be the warriors. They would sacrifice strong people to their gods when the crops would be really fucked up. And they would offer up to this too. It's not, it's not, it's not, good. It's still not a good thing to do. They mercilessly murdered strong people. Yeah, it'd be like, oh, to appease the gods. We're going to, it's not like children.

Like, genuinely, a lot of history is European-centric. And they were like, oh, they're savages. We went there to humanize that. Listen, y'all. Like, actually, like, this is like this is. We did not do. You went so far left. You're going backwards now, man.

Like, you're still sacrificing people. It's still sacrificed, but it'd be like, it'd be like an honor for them to do that, which I don't agree with. I don't agree with them doing it. I don't hear with them killing each other, but like it was not as like, oh yeah, just throw this six-year-old girl into a volcano. It wasn't that simple. This, this Loki kind of sounds like, like the. It's not.

It's the same way. Master lets me sleep in the house. No, well, it's not. It's not. It's like the same. It's an honor to be just sleep in the house. Well, it's not the same thing. No, yeah, right.

So let me run something past you. Let me run something past you, Kingston. And so throughout history, people have sacrificed and given their children all the time. Why would they be any different? So we can tell modern day, modern day cults offer their children to the church.

I agree. All the fucking time. I agree. Marry their little kids and fuck them and kill them. I'm aware. All right. But what happened is that the ritual sacrifice that we're used to hearing about

is just not exactly what it is. First of all, you have to understand how much of, so let's be on, let's be very fair. You have to understand how much. how much of history in general general is European-centric. The vast majority history we have comes from people coming from another place

that are trying to validate why they came to this place and civilized it. Right or wrong. So here's a here. Hold on. But before like, because I'm not, I don't deny that history gets skewed. It's a history is written by the victor thing is when you talk about facts and this and this and that and documentation. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

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I'm looking this from people that are which is that study yet. Granted, it's still secondhand. I need to know who your sources are. And because are they actually credible? Because some people say that they have credentials and they don't. And so that's basically... Like I went to teaching these up proper, right? I've been to...

I've been to one of those places where they have been, right? And this is a historian that he actually works like, hey, I'm a store and I work here. That's ritual sacrifices that happen here. Like, this is still, this is still, it's always going to be secondhand. It's always going to try to polish up things for however they wanted to be presented. 100% true. But I heard this directly. directly from a person that spent their whole life

during anthropology for that particular place. And what you learned was that they murdered warriors to appease a fictional being. Yeah, it's still fucking ridiculous. What is the difference? Because of the fact that it's not, it's fun of it's intent, you know, intent matters to a degree, you know? It's like they weren't throwing,

they weren't throwing people to just be like, oh, it didn't rain today. I wanted to rain. Let's go slaughter a bunch of children. No, it'd be like, oh. Well, it's equivalent. I don't sacrifice this doesn't sacrifice though I think it does I think it matters it would matter if like self

defense versus sacrifice that that would be the intent I kill this person to defend myself versus I'm sacrificing right now when we're having this conversation right between us it isn't really a big deal because of the fact that it's like oh it's still killing people which is ultimately the point yes I agree it's killing people for no for no reason reason I agree they're not they're not throwing it they're not sacrificing someone to an active thing right in a court of law you can't just

justify sacrifice. I agree. So that's the thing. When you say intent, they're going to be like, you sacrificed him. I don't care the reason you did it. The intent comes where did you kill this person to defend yourself? Or it was just a manslaughter. In the ancient world, people were doing shit that's just fucking bananas, right? But for people, a lot of people, they painted with the idea like they were throwing their little daughters and children off the thing. And why weren't they? No, the Romans were doing that. But like, that's what I'm saying. Like, in other cultures, they did do shit like this. So why is it such a stretch to believe that they did not be. I'm not. I'm sorry. I'm sure people did sacrifice children when they had to believe their God would tell them they would eat some fucking six-week old fucking chicken and their God would tell them like, hey, sacrifice. In the modern day right now, you can go to certain countries and marry a peepubescent girl. Oh, absolutely. It's fucking insane. So my point being, why is it a stretch to think that people did crazy things to their women and children when they're still doing it today? I don't think, I don't think it's a crazy stretch. I'm thinking it probably happened. But the idea of the sacrifice is a situation.

I'm exaggerated probably, right? Yeah, that's my mis- Listen, there's a lot of times Like, I don't even Dispute the only thing I ask in when people make Like extraordinary claims like that I'm like, oh, where did you get your information from? I know people usually get upset about that

But I think it's for me, I don't want to Telephone what you're telling me Without knowing that it's actually real That's like, when it comes to like important shit I don't really care when we're talking like Yeah When we're barbershop bullshitting We're just bullshiting.

You're going to tell me about some dumb shit in Epstein files. I'll believe anything about that because it's all crazy. So if you were like, oh, I heard that Epstein fucking plunged his fucking entire fist into a three-year-old. I'd be like, that's fucked up, but I believe it. Yeah, like, where's the line for him? It's just when if someone told me, that's why I'm kind of like, you're coming from the angle of like, well, it wasn't exactly like this. I'm like, oh, it's interesting. What do you know about this?

Tell me you're very specific. I was there. I was there and I learned it directly from someone that he was there back in ancient anthropology there you fucking tired travel I would not time travel they'd be fucking mortified of me would you not even if you knew for sure you can go back and forth you wouldn't even try I would never go back in time that's fucking insane you wouldn't even try just snap your fingers and do it it's not like it's not like a car that you have to it's like it's on your watch it's on your stupid watch I am actively never going back

in time your fucking dumb watch your dumb stupid gay watch has time travel never go back I would absolutely do. I'd go back in time to like, I'd abuse the shit. Period of time when I was alive. I'd never go back in time further than that. I'd fucking throw a haymaker out a few people and then leave. No way. I'd never.

Just to like see if the future is, if it's linear or if it's cyclical or is it like what is it? I would go back in waste, waste those opportunities though. Like if I had like, if you only had five times to go back in time, I would use one of them on like seeing like some crate, some movie like that, you know what I mean? On opening day. Go see King Kong And everyone's like freaking out

Throwing up No no no It would be more like the train thing Oh the train thing I want to see that I want to see the people run away And you're like Wussy ass niggas

Niggas the fuck It's good stuff I would use it to like Be where I've been And I'd be like all right cool I'd go relieve these moments And I would never go any further back But I also personally

I don't really care about time time You wouldn't even be like Dr. King wait Like move No I would do that Don't go and don't go over there No I wouldn't do that

You would say it's You would say it's You go back in time. If you didn't, to the day that happens to Martin Luther King and you see Kingston, like, standing really still in the crowd, like staring,

like, I want to see it. No, I feel like if he didn't die, that movement wouldn't even get, what he got anywhere near past. I think, I think he,

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. No, I don't think that at all. I think him dying, I think him dying, genuinely humanized that movement much more, actually. I think that's a very big thing. I think it accelerated it. Yeah, I think I really... I think it would have happened regardless.

I think if he would have been around afterwards, it would have progressed further. But I think the problem is that him dying humanized it much quicker. I don't know if it did enough, man. I really do think it did, man. Like when you look into the politics of like, the way they utilize Dr. King as a fucking as a fucking lynchman

to like lessify like proper black liberation. It's like, oh yeah, they're using him. Here's the unfortunate thing like when you look into a lot of the politics of like, of like liberation. and stuff like that, a lot of times, it's not even moral.

And that's the thing that's actually kind of sad. Like when you look into like LBJ or if you look into even Lincoln and their reasonings behind doing what they did, it's usually not because, oh, the kindness of my own fucking heart. Oh, no, Lincoln did that shit because of the fact the South was too strong. And it was like, I guess we could do two birds, one stone right? He wasn't even an abolitionist. He was like, I don't care about niggis.

That's what I'm saying about the Civil Rights Act. Like when you look at these things, it wasn't just like out of the cut. I feel like It's that's why I'm saying Like it didn't really seem like him The assassination I think made me in the hearts and minds Of a lot of people it did something But that doesn't sway

It's usually a political decision That moves something in the complete direction It's swayed to people I feel like the only time And maybe this is the only time That I can really think about Of something really working Was showing the Vietnam War

Like I think that was the difference Between us pulling out and not pulling out I could be wrong about it Someone would be like Derek actually politics but you know like the the inner workings but it historically it seems like that's showing the vietnam war was like okay we can't be here much longer we're clearly

we're not getting anything done we're losing too many soldiers and so on and so forth they had to leave you know it would be unfortunate if dr. King lived long enough to just completely like Joe Rogan himself you know I think about that a lot when I think about like some of like my favorite people who have died I think I think he would have just like it's so I think he would have given up I think I get to see that happen I think he would have probably given up Like he slept with, like he just found some, some, like, right wing girl or whatever. Just completely changed.

I fucking love that. I love that. That's such a nightmare scenario. That's such a nightmare scenario. I think about that a lot, like, about like just some like, like, like, no, but it's possible. Like Kurt Cobain. People's fire just goes out, you know. People's fucking, they change and shit happens.

It's like a John Domayan, the drummer of system of it down is a Trump guy. Yeah. And it makes no sense. I'm like, you're the guy that wrote deer dance pushing little children. with their fully automatics, they like to push the week around fucking prison song fucking boom. I can't like I'm like, I'm like

how the fuck does that happen? I don't know man. I mean, but it does, it do happen. It's like people, it's like people making fucking rap music about fucking Trump. It's like,

dude, this is like not like that is the rebellion music literally. They never thought that though. Did you do you see? Did you guys see the, the lineup for, um, what is it?

The, the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl, the turning point. The Turning Point USA halftime show. Is it Kid Rock? It's Kid Rock. Like how we do immediately.

It could only be Kid Rock. And do you know the other people? No. I've never heard of them. Some like named Brantley or something. Namesis Hicks. Literally. Not even Tom McDonald, which is crazy.

Like you like, I imagine being Tom McDonald being like, what? They didn't invite me? Probably because they're like, hey, I'm sorry, dude. You're Canadian. You're literally. Oh, you're Canadian and you're. It's cringe. As if Kid Rock isn't I remember

Watching So I made a video Reacting to his music video He has a music video with this band called Monster Truck And it's called like Don't Tell Me How to Live or something like that It's is gay It's that but worse actually

I don't care if I'm fucking Republican It's just the same one It's worse though And oh my God anyway I made a video about it People were very upset And I saw somebody reacting to the real song And it was just

You know They had three teeth And they had Fago And you know Like there are those people And they were like I was seeing them unironically Like getting into it

And I was like this can't Because I've always thought about that Were certain bands I don't have health insurance Who's the band that you hate? Yes Yes Who's the band

The band that you hate Imagine Imagine dragons. And the same thing, I was like, who's jamming out to this shit? Who's jerking off to this? Like, I need to see. And I finally saw footage of somebody like appreciating this dog shit toilet music. I was like, oh, that's okay.

Look, look, I think a musical, music is so, it's too emotional. It's a science, but it's too emotional of a medium for me to be like, oh, I can't. I'm illegal, but I'm good. I'm a good one. I'm one of the good one. I'm one the good one. This being the, the dead. The dance being this.

That's fucking, that's the fucking Korean backdash from fucking Tekken. That's the machine step. But it's the fucking, it's like, I don't know, man, like music is too,

like I think these people are, these people are absolute retard that like if they stopped breathing today, I'd be like, uh, oops, but I heard they hired Kid Rock because I thought it was an actual child.

They were like, oh, man, we can't pedify you. We can just rape you. Oh, I see what we do. We're going to, we're going to have our way with.

you and then bash your head in with the rock and that's the package. Somebody the age Chris Ross somebody the age kid rocks so Trump can fuck him. It's going to be all these it's like the fucking Blitz wave from from GT

and he's a kid again and Trump's like yeah. Do you remember that little midget kid that kid rock used to fucking like perform with? Yeah, midget rock, yeah. Yeah, would you say midget rock? There's like some stupid hip hop like little midget guy Yeah, Midget Ross

Yeah, so his name was Midget Rock Yeah, all right, midget Rock And he like he died because he was like obviously sick And he had like a Vern Troier thing going on He was obviously sick He was like so pale You're so small that you're obviously sick You sure you didn't get mauled by like a Yorkshire terrier

Or something like that That's crazy A Yorkies a lion to them Isn't that crazy? It's not a lie It's more like a coyote I would imagine right It's a lion You know how big a midgett is

versus a yorky? Yeah, it's insane. The fact that your argument does it mean you clearly don't understand what's going on. You've never seen a yorky. A lion is, a lion is much bigger,

it's quite a bit bigger than a person, but a yorky, like, Vern Troier, Vern Troier is getting killed by a corgi. Vern Troir is not a midgette. Vern Troir is getting devoured by a cori.

Broerer is like a cell or something. Like, like, Vernrior is so, he's so small that it's incomprehensible. Wasn't he like not even three feet or something? He's like, I think, literally I think Vern Troier is a foot tall. Like Vern Troier,

there is, There is no way Vern Troi could get a golden retriever off of him. Let me look at it. There's like, there's absolutely no. Bert Troyer is a foot tall. Just picture, picture a ruler. That's not a foot. That's not a foot.

That is not a ruler. This is a foot. That's like two feet. Derek, this is about, this is probably like a foot. That's, yeah, that right there mixed. That makes sense. That's like a ruler's like. That's what I'm talking about.

Like, that's what I was doing. I just picturing a rule. that was actually awesome I wanted to get an action shot yeah no you didn't you was being a cunt well look examine examine both I think I think both

what if I what are you gonna say what if I heat it up what if I heat up your fucking drink as hot as I'm right where you took a sip like explosively like that you're gonna hurt yourself it is

instaboid Like, what would my, would it just evaporate everything in my mouth? Like, how would that happen? You would be hurt so badly for no good reason. Because you'd even really do anything to me. I just got upset and I lashed out at you. If I knew it was you, I would kill you. So, Vern,

after you're done screaming for an hour. I would pretend like all is forgiven and I'd plot my revenge. So Vern Choir. Plot by revenge. Sorry, man. Don't worry about it. Your lip is ripped open. Cool.

He's throwing a key. a fact at you. Vern Troy is two-eight. Yeah, under three. It felt like, I mean, that was about right. Yeah, corgi could kill him. Oh, yeah, but a foot is about the same as the two-eighth. A corgi could kill him.

A corgi could absolutely devour him. Two-eight is way smaller. A Yorkie would have a fight, but it would still win ultimately. I feel like midgets are normally like. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen and protein shaking chocolate with 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides. It helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepiebel.com for an office near you. Three and a half feet to 4 feet tall. Most little people, I feel like the little people, where they stops is like 4-8. I think it's where it stops. 4-8 to 10 is like a cutoff.

I think 4-10, is the legal? 410 is legal, but like the, I don't even remember anymore. I don't even remember anymore. I've,

I've made it a little girl that small. My mom, slapped around a lot that's funny thing. 410. You started shrinking. A little bit,

yeah. My grandma shrunk when I, but pot again. It happens, man. Gravity. You can't, you can't do anything about it. We gotta fix gravity somehow.

It's your blood. How do we do that? Well, humans aren't, humans aren't meant to really be here, I think. How do we fix gravity? We're not meant to stand

is what it is really. I don't think, I think humans are aliens. We'll fix gravity. We'll fix it. We'll fix gravity. Everything's tech. I'm going to fix gravity next.

We're going to. We're going to alter gravity. So I'm not so friends. Have you seen all the memes where it's like there's no way your favorite celebrity. It's no way my favorite celebrity would be in Epstein Files. And this guy's like, holy shit, the black bars in there. How many times? Black bar?

How many times? What the fuck? No. I saw Fantano. I forgot who was in it. It was a push a T and JZ are in the files. J.G. is the least surprising. J.C. absolutely doesn't surprise me at all.

There's videos of him with Diddy. So, like, I mean. But, you know, like, in a... How was Pusha T? Who mentioned Pusha T? I don't know Pusha T. He was, he was the leader of what you call of good music for a while. So that's why he's in the Lepstri Falls?

The label? So you probably fucking other socialite bullshit where he's just out of place. Well, I heard some, like, I don't know. I haven't watched the video. I haven't seen, I don't know about Pusha T yet. Like, I heard that it was deeper than that. But wouldn't surprise me. Who knows?

There's a lot of shit in there. Like there's like the weirdest, the funniest one to me is, is, is, uh, Epstein being banned from Xbox Live. Oh, right. Yeah, there's the whole. What the hell. Funny enough, the only thing that Joe Rogan even talked about with the latest drop was, uh, guess who? Bill Gates. Bill Gates.

Yeah. Bill Gates, the only one that's like, who's considered, which fuck every single person that thinks that there's a left-leading billionaire. Even Mark Cuban, who, who, who's cosplaying as a progressive. I'm like, fuck you. He's saying the right things, Mark Cuban, but I'm like, fuck you. It's just stop. Like, yeah, why don't you donate 80% of your net worth to help the planet be better and still

be filthy fucking rich? How about that? You are a multi-billionaire, dude. That's why I'm like, stop, like, stop, stop people need to stop. Oh, I hear what's coming out of your mouth, but you're, fuck you. So the whole thing about Bill Gates as well, right? You know, because they hate Bill Gates. They hate George Soros.

They hate anybody who's perceived left, even if they're billionaires. You're fucking retarded. isn't even in there once. There's no Soros in there? No. That's great. Which is crazy. I guess they probably had some beef.

Oh, maybe. Yeah, because, like, you would think that at some point, maybe they would at least. Did you see, did he say? Like, I heard, did he said something like, you was like, I'm not even in these files, and I'm the one locked up. And it's like, brother, you, you were the Pepsi to the Coke. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, you had your own, you were your own Epstein. What do you mean? Is a, is a Zionist who believes in Zionist. who believes in Zionism absolutely he wants nothing to do with you I'm like I mean he think he wants to associate with a really rich black man

he's like no Epstein eh hmm yeah yeah you hear about the whole thing happened when they are they actively gave the African fucking people that moved to Israel

they actively gave things to make them infertile sounds real that's a real thing and it's like I'm not I have not heard that I don't know this is one of those things I would not be surprised. I think it's the Ugandan. This is one of the things why I wouldn't ask for any sources

because I'm like, yeah. I would not. No, not Ugandans. They do that all sorts of everybody. Listen, JFK got like 70 people killed and then like Samoa. Like just by shitty vaccination stuff. Like pushing vaccinations and some. JFK. RFK. I said JFK. I said JFK. RFCK Jr. Let me be very specific. RFCK Jr. It's insane. That I was standing with standing with that country. I love to party with Epstein. Standing with that country is insane. We ate road kill together. Being a Zionist is wild, bro.

It's like consistently like, yo, what the fuck. In general is fucking wild. But living an idea of a nation state that belong to someone else ever is wild. I just have a problem that... This is a wild thing. I just have a problem that historically we understand like the oldest religions and they're not yours. And so I'm like, you know, suck my dick. Like, because how do you compartmentalize that say,

cultures that have been around since the BC era how do you compartmentalize their gods and think yours are real and theirs aren't like I said these people were savages and we brought them civilization human

we brought them civilization listen I understand that's what we did I understand that's like y'all were chilly y'all didn't go nowhere and do anything you calling these people that pull up to your pad and break it down savages makes more sense than them calling you savages

when y'all would just hear. Hey man, they're not like you and me so that means they can't be trusted. You must sound the drums of war or whatever. Watched a movie recently. Beautiful music in that movie. Holy shit. It's all right.

I like that song. That song's a movie Joe Dirt. Yeah. Colors of the Wind is a beautiful song. That song's okay. You're dumb. You never hear the wolf cry in the bloom. That part's all right.

But like a lot of the songs kind of like, this guy thinks Michael Jackson's good. I'm surrounded By stupid ass niggas All the time I think you're too easily impressed I think that is really I think a good song is a good song

I think to know I think Disney hits certain levels And then it's like Below that it's like oh this is mid tier I think I think that song is a great Is great melodically I just don't care about what they're saying It just doesn't it's just repeating it's like Oh the the centipede walks

And it's like yeah right Compare that song to let's say two Mulan songs. So obviously the Be a Man song. Obviously, that's a great song. What about the reflections or whatever? You know, when she's like, you know, before she leaves.

Where do my reflection show? Who I think that's a great. I think that's a better song. Don't get me wrong. What's your favorite Disney song? Ooh, that's a good one. Two worlds one families up there. Which one's that?

That's Tarzan. Yeah. Two worlds. It's like when they do the hand thing. Two worlds, one family Trust your heart Let face it's fine That's a really good one

Obviously be a man's up there I guess it's called Girl Worth Fighting Four is another really fucking good one That one's cute, it's okay That's a good song It's good It's not top five Disney song I wouldn't say it's top five

But I think be a man I think is arguable It's up there's called actually Oh my god Freaking most of the Lion King Fucking fucking My King has a lot of good ones I just can't wait to be King's a fucking fantastic song That one's very

Most of fucking what you call it Hercules I don't remember much of Hercules The main song he sings I forgot what it is I'm not zero to here I think I can go the distance

I can go to distance That actually is a very good melody How does that one go? What's the melody? I will find my way I can go the distance That's a good melody That song is way too short

Because it's a really song He's like, singing it. It's a transition scene. He does the, yeah, he does the chorus, and then it's a bunch of filler. And then the course and it's over. And I'm like, fuck. There's, there's, uh, freaking, what do you call? Say no.

No way. No way it just can't be Megira. Yeah, Meggera song. Oh. The Hercules. I don't remember a lot of the Hercules songs for some reason. The freaking, the freaking, the, uh, that one doesn't really do anything for me. What's the name of, what are they called?

I like the first song in Hercules. The fucking black women, the fucking black women that are fucking singing her. Bless my soul, Herk is on a roll. You're gonna be plenty. That's the beginning, right? That's a good song. The first song at Hercules, I remember. I like that one.

I think, I think that era of Disney genuinely. Aladdin, the whole album is amazing. Prince Ali, freaking, what you go like? Prince Ali. But that's a bombastic-assed song, though. I'm gonna bring this up because somebody in the comments. That era, dude, they were on. They were genuinely on fire.

And that's from like 92 to like 99. It was just like, we're just going to put hit songs It's not my favorite, but... And they're carried... They've carried their fucking music that long. It's not my favorite, but I think the best one is... The, like, quality. Like, as far as, like, this is just a great, well-written song.

Hellfire. Hellfire is very good. It's not my favorite. It's not the most catchy. It's not, like, the most melodically hooky, but, like, this is a fucking... This, from a writing perspective, this is a fucking amazing song. Yeah, that one doesn't... The FIRE is a good song.

The fact that that's a Disney song is crazy. Because, like, what it's about and, like, all that shit. It's about just being horny. It's about it. It's about just being horny about somebody. You think it's a sadden. I would say from a songwriting one, it's, um, be prepared. I don't think there's anything better than that.

Be prepared is pretty good. I think the fucking, especially like, what's his name, uh, Jeremy Irons? Well, it wasn't him singing. Well, like, well, he did part of it, I think. It's, and then it was Jim Cummings. And then someone, and then when actually singing. The Tigger guy. Oh, it sounds like his ass.

That's crazy. No, he did it. It's crazy. There's a point in the song where it cuts from Jeremy Ions to Jim Cummys because he couldn't hit Like certain notes or whatever But I fucking That that

The power in that dude's voice Clearly another great song Well we're not getting into that That's like extraneous Disney Because that was a Disney movie after Like they didn't want anything to do with it I think it was a touchstone picture I think And then like yeah

And then they were like oh people like it Oh touchstone was the the bastard child of Disney Yeah So like um who frame Roger Rabbit Home Alone I think it's a touchdown picture too I think. That's before what you call it. They were like, we're going to buy this at Pixar and make it ours. Meticulous planning.

It's good stuff. But I think they have a lot of really, really, really good stuff. I think The Little Mermaid probably has some of the best ones, even though I don't really like, they're too cute. There's an Ursula one that, like, is not coming to mind. Under the C's melody is... Poor and Fortunate souls. That's a good one.

Poor unfortunate souls is pretty good. Poor Unfortunate. Speaking of poor unfortunate souls, it's getting more of these Epstein things. So, J.F. was in the Fsteen 5. as it was funded by him, Rodin. We're going on a questions, by the way. You can go to Patreon.com

to start tank, ask questions and stuff. We're going a little bit long. 5 bucks, baby. I should on Disney, but it has some really good music, man. Back then, yes. Look, oh, yeah, first. The Disney writers. Good ones every now and then, too,

but it's not, like, consistent like it was before. It's not, I would just say it's not, they're not writing timeless hits anymore. They're writing bangers, like, what was it, Enanto or whatever? That was on the radio, one of those songs, but it's also, that's not a timeless song that it came and went, you know?

Yeah. It's like top 40 or something. top 40. I think there's, there's, there's some good ones like brilliant people that,

like no one what you call it, Lilo and Stitch. He heard the main song from that. I don't remember any music from it, actually. There's the place that I'd rather be

except for a say board out at sea. I've never heard of it. You're making that up. He's making that up. He's gaslighting us. Do you guys ever see Lilo and Stitch? He thinks there's music in Lilo and Stitch. He thinks there's music in that.

I only remember Oana, dude. I'll be honest. That song is. I haven't seen Lilo and Sis since since probably the Game Boy Advance was new. So it's been a minute. The Hawaiian roller coaster.

That's a beautiful song. I don't remember. I don't remember. It's not as common. Like it used to be like, oh, we're putting like timeless hits in these albums. But, you know, I think they still have every now and then there's like one that's like, oh, this is a good song. Sure. Yeah. I think Coco, I remember, I remember coming out of Coco and being like, Coco can make some good stuff, but I don't remember any of it. Right. I don't remember any of the songs. Remember remember me? I remember, well, no, because that was Mexican ass. That was, I don't give a shit about that. What do you, what do you mean? a Mexican-ass song. I didn't care. How is it a Mexican song? He sings it in English.

No, but no, but like, it's written Mexicanly. How? You don't remember me? You don't think that that's a Mexican song? No. It's played by Mexicans, but it's not a Mexican song. No, brother. Like, you need to look at the chord progressions in like the way that that song's written. That's a very... Chris, that's insane. What is Mexican music? Like, what is that like... Mariani's way? That's not mariachi music, though. I'm not saying it's like there's another Mexican type of, like, it's... There's like Nortenia music. There's Mariachi. It's written almost like the fucking Heisenberg song. I love Veda way.

Who you doing? What happened? It's written almost like the Heisenberg song from Breaking Bad or whatever. And it's just like it's, yeah, okay. So it sounds like Nortenio like that? It kind of does. It's like slow. It's like slower.

It's like more of a ballad. I have no idea. It's more like, it's more of a ballad. I don't watch Brown entertainment. But I don't like ballots. So it's already kind of like not compared to anything else, really. No, that's why he doesn't like Hans Zimmer. Yeah.

It's like, wah, you know. That's, which is a ballot. Like, what would you say if, if, if, if, if, if, if dude never came out, what, how would you criticize Hans before that? Who? If, uh, what? If dude never came out, because you could only be referencing, dude. If he came out, what the hell would you say? I'd be like, who's that?

The guy hasn't made anything. I, what it sounds like? Dude, I learned. I learned the intro. a freaking throat singing because someone just like there was a guy on like fucking Instagram I was like

all you have to start being able to do throat sing is this and it is the most annoying sounds to make ever and I did that shit for like half and I really was like you know how like throat singing got discovered

it was someone getting face it was the Chinese raping Mongomans didn't the literal opposite happened he's right didn't the literal opposite happen though when energy dips

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That's why he built that wall. No, it's retaliation. Oh, retaliatory rape. Yeah, the flowst thing wasn't around the gangist con times.

Oh, it wasn't. I mean, I literally have no idea, but I'm going to say for the sake of my argument. Did that show up later on? After they stopped raping and pillaging, they were like, let's sing with our throats. Let's just do that casually, too. Let's see what our throat. The idea of that being a pitch. Now that China sealed us out with a wall that I'm sure couldn't have been built only by humans.

Let's say a ca, ca, that's cool. The Great Wall, China, man. The Great Wall. Do you say the Great Wall of China Man? Oh. That's a, that's a fucking... That's a store. That's a store in Englewood, bro.

That's a Chrysleran, Inglewood. The Great Wall of China Man? Yeah. That's the rest of the Rondinglewood, dude. The Great Wall of China... Coma man. Overrated. Really?

Yeah, the fact that they say you could see it from space is such a lie. Well... You can't see it from the atmosphere. Just like, whatever. You can see anything for the atmosphere. That's crazy. You can't see it from Mars. Well, you can't, you know, what I'm saying is that you actually can't see it from space proper.

Like, that's a lie. It's a myth. I think you can see it from space. No, you can see it from the space station, which is not in space technically. Then where is it? It's in the atmosphere. It's just fallen. How is that not, in the beginning of the atmosphere space?

No, man. No, oh, okay. It's kind of like saying like, it's kind of like staying the later part of atmosphere of space. It's kind of like saying that the scrolling text from Star Wars is like the movie. It's like, it's the setup. You know? The atmosphere is the setup to space. Well, it's not quite space.

I think you mean. outside of the atmosphere, right? Just that's that's considered space to you, like completely outside. Not really. I don't know where you're... What is space, Chris? I get it. I think I could made it pretty well just there.

Yeah. Anyway, I was going to read this question. Oh, yeah. Is it about J.F or something? JFG was in the Epstein files, but it was funded by him, wrote in. That's his name. Gotcha. He says, you guys need to know...

This is, by the way. I need to... I'm called... This is a good question, and it's a good inquiry. but I picked it because I kind of wanted to call you out a little bit, right? Because your name is your question. And then you repeated yourself. It's just like, well, what do you?

You just wasted so much so much of my time. You guys need to know that JFG was funded by Epstein. Like it's in the files. That's a whole new, a whole different context to his wife going missing. Apparently this was like old information. I did not know that. So listen. So if you are only casually aware of J.

John Francois, Gary Pei. Gary Pei. I do not care. The French Canadian white supremacists. Yeah. Yeah. French Canadian white supremac. I've talked about him in length on this show.

So if you're new, maybe you don't know much about this guy, but I know extensively about him because he's, he, he was a part of my locale watching. There would be Ethan Ralph and then there would be J.F. And that's it. And so I know extensively about him. And it's very well known in the people that they call it. I don't know why they call it. They call it A-logging, which is basically people actively, like, logging and making fun of people. Like, it's like trolling in a way, I guess.

Is it like, is basically they follow these people. So like, oh, somebody who's like a chronicler of Ethan Ralph, for example, is like an A-logger. And they're constantly, I don't know what it means. Like autistic? Autistic logging? Maybe. Autistum. Maybe that's what it is actually, because I don't know what the fucking means.

But I hear them say that. So those people know. about this every all those people know about this i'm all twisted up about that odd twist it up about that's pretty good but yeah so yeah he's in the files this is old information yeah i did not i guess it just like slipped by or like when when was jf relevant oh when was he like pop was it like before so 2017 through probably 2018 really because there was like say the time that was the time when the alt-right essentially came about i'm trying to remember the what was the the unite the right rally happened in in uh in north carolina that

It was in 2017, I think. I think so. I could be wrong, but I think it was somewhere in the 2017. But that's when the, which saw the writing on the wall. I, you know, who knows? If you know history, you're like, oh, the fucking white supremacists are victim, you know, their pussies. They want to be victims. And now that all the mainstream media shitting all over white people, you know, like the, that, who could have seen that this is going to be a perfect scapegoat to come out of the woodworks and be like, see, we were right.

So. White people are the white men of the most. discriminated class of people on the planet. And it's like, boo-hoo. And then these people started shitting all over white people. I'm like, you guys are so fucking stupid. Anyway, gave rise to Richard Spencer, the J.F, and all these fucking dumb assholes. And then these freaks started putting them on the streams.

What's his name? Andy Worski and all of them. They started doing big streams. Sargon versus Richard Spencer's stupidest fucking bullshit ever. And so JF started partnering with Andy Worski, one of the anti-ShdW. you faggots, you know? I've like, that guy's, he's, he's, he's like on the, actually a gay man? He's a, he's not, no, not in the good way.

He's, he's, he's a bundle of sticks. He's gay parentheses derogatory. Yeah. Ah. So you, in the, derogatory perk. It's like gay. And then there's that gay derogatory part gives you extra buff. Yeah.

Well, debuff. No debuff. Whatever. You're stupid. The interesting, so, like, he was, the first time a lot of people ever heard of J.F was he was actually an avid supporter of the junk. at Peasants podcast. Oh, that's right.

And he wasn't saying any race science at that time, I guess. He just had a stupid accent and was like controversial or something. Yeah. I can't remember what his shit was. Then he like wrote some dumb racist books or whatever. And then I'm like, how do you say the N word to everyone you know. He got a, he got a, he reached out to Epstein or the other way around. And Epstein liked what he was about, which it says a lot about.

J.F. and Epstein and gave him a fucking grant of like 25K. And it's been known for quite some time. And it's funny that this is coming out again and seeing people also be like, oh, by the way, he also allegedly killed his girlfriend. Right. Allegedly. Allegedly. You know, like, I've talked about this extensively. Yeah, she went missing a long time ago.

There's still no information about it. Like two years ago or something. And the Canadian police in that region used to, useless. Yeah. Useless. And he fled the area and then he got with another girl. And this girl, she got interviewed by these moms that are in a true crime.

These Canadian moms that are trying to take down J.F. And his latest ex-girlfriend, she knew all about that shit. And she still got with her. And I'm like, bro, what the fuck, man? Every time I try to help women, I realize that it's not worth it. It's not worth it. I can't do all the heavy lifted for you, dude. At a certain point, I mean, like, I can't, I can't, I can, I can, I can, I've hardly feel bad for that girl.

She knew about the missing fucking, uh, they call her mama JF, right? Her name's, um, Allura Pat 20 or whatever. Like, that's not me though. He wouldn't do that to me. I, like, I can't help that person. She's an adult. Go ahead and be with fucking J.F. And I think they might have even had another kid together or something.

But like, he got, he made. And then she, she obviously regrets it, but also this, this and that. And I'm like, this is crazy. I don't have any kid with that accent, man. Yeah. French Canadians in general, they are, they have an interesting accent. It's a rough one. This is so sexy.

Could you put your pussy on my penis? Please. Where you mind putting your... Where do you mind placing your flu upon my cock? My cook. Dude, I have... Yeah, so J.F is in the episode. Wild stuff.

Dumb motherfucker. And he also kind of, he makes jokes about her disappearance. It's... I've never seen someone so honest. guilty and just I I emailed a guy that wrote an article about the missing person in her and I was like hey my guy what the fuck's going on up there how come there's zero press conferences all this evidence of weird shit he's done things that he said even Freudian slips I was like there's a more than enough evidence for an investigation he's like well I can't remember exactly what he said but it was very just like I don't know man it was very I was like oh thanks you know kind of a thing we went over there and he said he was sorry and we were like well, it's all we can do

according to Canadian law if he's sorry then you're exonerated They have like an inhalers full of syrup syrup Inhalers Fucking syrup guns It doesn't even really fire that far

It's like It's like a really weak cum You know Yeah Yeah They're right It basically falls out of the barrel. They ride Mice.

If you run, you're going to be, of course they ride Mice. They ride Mice. They ride Mice. It's Mous, you bitch. Gabor Mice. Sway, Mr. Meese. You're such a crap. How am I cunt?

Okay, so what are, what it was dear and plural? Is it D. Dees. Fiche. No, no, no. That's not the same thing. It's not the same thing. Okay.

Cause a goose Go to a dog show And look at all the dees This geese. There's goose is geese Uh huh Moose's moose is meas Okay

Yeah like I'm learning so much for me And then two musilinis It's the miscellini Nice Good shot Measelit Good job

There's a couple other things in there A lot of fake stuff Going around too But like a lot of real shit Like here's the thing There's a lot of fake stuff Going around A lot of that's obviously fake

One of the more obvious ones That I saw was like There's just like Did you see the picture The two chickens no there's like this weird picture going around and it's like trying to imply like there's like a fetus or like it's like there's two like uh i don't know like uh chickens like you would get at the supermarket and they're on like a cutting board wherever and there's like a black square in the middle

implying like there's like a baby or something that's like an art installation from 2009 of some just dude like sitting next to giant or like photoshopped or something it's like it ain't real but that shit doesn't have to be real because enough of the real shit is all right like it's beyond enough what we have that is real right you don't need any of the fake shit ignore the people that are trying to cosplay as Joker causing chaos

right yeah they're it's they're trying to smoke screen yeah it's all fake now Epstein did a bunch of shit a lot of people are implicated did you see what Alex Jones was saying about mom donnie oh where he's like mom so well so his mom's in the thing

because of like she's a director or something so there was like a thing that was fun funded by, there's like, she's in it somehow or something like that. And Alex Jones was saying that there's, I'm pretty sure that Mom Dani, Zora Mamdani, is the actual biological son of Jeffrey Epstein. So basically implying that Jeffrey fucked his mom and that's the kid. And I'm like, that's amazing. Yeah, you see the photo, the AI photo that he posted of them? No.

Like, there's a, he posted a photo, an AI photo of. Childs are on Mom Doni with his mom, standing next to Jeffrey Epstein and Galane Maxwell and Bill Clinton and Bill Gates. And they're all smiling at the camera. It's like this, you, I get it. Because if you're still a fan of Alex Jones at this point, that does mean something to you. That's true. Yeah, like, you would fall for it. Yeah.

Did you see the thing where it's, uh, whatever, what's the name of that Jewish guy that one is always like complaining? He's like a Jewish New Yorker. He's like, I can't fucking stand this. He's, I forgot his name. I can't hear you. Oh, Michael Rappapapaport? Can you step further away from? the microphone.

Is it a Rapport? Yeah, him talking shit about the fucking the ramparts. And it's like, nigger, how is this Zoron's fault that they shoveled snow off the street? Oh, it's the fact that somebody replied and they showed it, hey, here's a picture I took from 2010. And the snow is almost like covering an entire window of a building. And he's like, nigger, how is the mayor supposed to control the weather? Shut the fuck up. I just got cars fucking stuck there.

He's like, first of all in New York, most cars just stay part. first of foremost that was a real thing in my life they're used to that shit aren't they I was like yo bro oh it's heavy snow it's going crazy right now my car's gonna be fucked I'm gonna be in for a while I was like please yeah you just kind of factor it in yeah why do you gotta be of that ethnicity to say this shit like that it's like come on what said oh this is a different person then notice it was a guy but it's like I'm talking about the oh oh you're oh I see why you gotta be that why you gotta be that why isn't it makes more sense I know it makes more sense but it's also like come on it's crazy

It's crazy because for decades, Rappaport was a very woke guy. Yeah. And then it's like he's another turncoat. He's like what we're talking about the Martin Luther King. Well, that's what happened. Look, there's... That's what happens when you defend the nation state. You attach that to your personality.

Well, I think we saw it back in the day where it's just like you are so... You're so progressive. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein. shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink shake.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting

to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That I'm suspicious of you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it just doesn't come It wasn't even so progressiveness from him. He just wasn't a, he was, he was, he was, well, I don't know anything about Michael before. I don't know anything about it. I would call him woke in the literal sense of like, uh, not, I shouldn't say literal.

In the, in the actual, the term that it's supposed to be using, that's the way he portrayed himself. You could, one could say that is suspicious when you see a white guy trying that hard, but I didn't have any reason to suspect anything at the time. Right. I don't know enough about him, so I didn't even, I wasn't even paying attention to him when he was anything like that. He was just, I know him from Boston Public.

There was a show called Boston Public. But there were people like, I mean, Kenes Owens. He looks all a good friend about Chappos. Right. Kenes Owens early on was like, I'm going to, I'm going to set up a website where you can docks people for being mean on the internet and like, you know, it was called again? It was social law taxing. And I'm like, that's it.

Look, you can be mean on the internet. Like, I think people being like obnoxious on the internet's annoying too. That is, you're not really. This is not. This is not a real policy. It's not a real... It's really dangerous. It's fake.

It could be. It could be. It could have been. You know what's crazy? It makes me really sad. She's a St. Tommy in person like my grandma. Candice Owens?

Yeah, it made my heart sad. I was like, no. Oh, whatever. Who cares? I was like, I don't know. The one flag I'd probably put on my body is connected to this.

Well, you should have, you know, how are you not aware that like, there's crazy people everywhere. It just makes me feel sad. It's like, because I hate,

I really, I really despise her. Think about names now. Like, you don't understand. like I don't call people Coons very often. Yes, you do. I've named four people I've actually called a Coon before. Me.

I've never called a Coon. Candice Owens. Derek. That's crazy. Me again. Barack Obama. Barack Obama. And Woody Allen.

I genuinely, genuinely, for real. Why is Keekston calling me a coon? Why is he being so big? What the fuck did I do? Where's my daughter? Where's my sexy little daughter? Where's my? The woman I raised and then fucked eventually.

Eventually. Piece of shit. You know what's crazy? I didn't see this coming. He's in the files. The fact that, dude, and the way he's, no, but no, no, no. I want to do that. What is that from?

It's from, I think it's from Marvel and Capcom. It's from playing with, what do you mean? Somebody has a mask and they take, no, it's fucking vaguer. Is it Vega? Yeah, I was going to say. You're saying, it's a mask off and puts it back on. Listen, I'm not surprised Woody Allen's in it. Oh, really?

It's the way he's in it, though. Oh, how's he in it? I don't remember. Because it's just like... It's not criminal stuff. It's just like literally like circumstantial. It's very, it's the way... That would be surprising.

Woody Allen and... We're going to see any Woody Allen movie. Woody Allen and Epstein are like going to go to the same thing. And there's a joke cracked like, oh, they called themselves like pedos or pre... They called themselves like, oh, us being here, we're going to be the... I wish I had the actual quote of the email. It's so damning because there's some, you know, like Pizza Gate where there was some, you know, like Pizza Gate where there was like cheese pizza

or whatever and people are freaking out, there's coded language like that in some of these emails. And then there's emails like this where they're just joking about it. And I'm like, this is insane. Why would you email about that? What's so confusing about it to me is like, why emails? Because they're old. They are old. You sit down at your computer

to send like, lo, I'm a pedophile. They're old. They thought it was secure and they had people that probably establish. The amount of people that say, I can't even imagine how how many people have said crazy stuff in their lifetimes over thinking that nothing would ever come back to them it's like um uh chris dalia in snapchat kind of a thing oh yeah

that video is so funny the way he freezes you can save them or i'm like you fucking dude it's it's like actively watch it's like the moment before the car crashes type shit where it's just like no it's Willem de Fo oh oh oh Remember Dr. Disrespect before he got like, he was like streaming Eldon Ring or something.

Oh, yeah. And they just went quiet as fuck. I love that video because the music is so like, it's so, it's so ominous. And then you say something like, we're going to get through this. So I'm like, what? What was that? You weren't talking about Eldon Ring anymore, man. You sure the game's hard, but like, you sound a little, you sound a little distraught.

The fact that he still streams. Oh, yeah. Another one that just got away with it Because you know that one, the one Twitch one that they found? That ain't the only one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, anyway.

Insane, dude. I don't know. There's a lot of stuff I would recommend looking through it. Don't get fooled by some of the outlandish shit. There's enough stuff in there without the Atlanta shit to, you know, because I saw some stuff about that like eating, like George Bush fucked a baby and ate it or something. I'm like, that is funny. That's a delicious.

And I'm going to, and make no mistake. I'm going to tweet about it as if it's real because it's fucking hysterical. But that ain't, I don't believe that for a second. He's a little bit of Texas barbecue sauce. Now watch this dry. Yeah, watch this. Golf comes the baby and blows up. Now watch me drive this baby.

That was a birdie. His George Bush is sitting there. He's like, this baby could use a little salt. Maybe a cumin. A little cumin. Can you insult in this baby? Can you insult it? Can you assault?

Can you assault this baby? Can you assaulting this baby? Can you assaulting this baby? I can't stand. Oh my God. This country's so funny. It's been a shaltified. I miss it when it was when it was Bush. Because I remember being, dude.

Oh, comparatively, yeah. The thing about this is the one thing that saddens me. I started to think about this as I was listening to Minutes to Midnight, Lincoln Park's album. And there's two songs that are anti-like, you know, Bush administration on that album. because it was like towards the end of his presidency that came out in 2007 right and then I think about like the lack of those songs for this administration

it is crazy like what are you doing fucking there's so much fucking disturbed disturbed made a fucking anti-Bush song in 2005 they were like why I bad

it's basically it's like it starts off with the George Bush quote it's song called deify and it's like I won't deify you because you know the way it's so funny seeing retroactively how people talked about Bush Because Bush wasn't even remotely deified in comparison to this.

That's why it's funny thinking about, oh my God, remember how bad it was back then? Remember how mad we wore in 2006 when, if you were driving? Gas was like $5. I'm like, do you don't remember this shit, man? Dude, it's done purposely, man. They made us, they made us, they pacified us on purpose. They made us fucking love rich people. They made us idolized well.

It's, dude, it's so bad, man. Shut up, Kingston. Like, I make, I, you got a baby? Do you have a baby, Kingston? No, I want one. I'm going to need you to bring me a baby. You got your nephew? No.

Put some Texas barbts. Could you bring me a child? Preferably not Mexican, but if you got a minute. I'm not going to tell you why. I know no child left behind was around my era, but I do want that child's behind. Also, that shit. Yeah. That shit.

No child's behind left alone more lack. That shit literally did damage society because the people that are voting now are people that should have been left behind. Yes. Including me maybe. I don't care if I'm up. If I should have been left behind, leave me behind, bro. Okay.

I'm fine with that. Dude, I was just talking to Jojo, 12, senior years. Me too, probably. Yeah, like, I'm like. No way. Yeah, I think so. People try to be like, oh, I said that. People are like, Glass House Sween is like, yeah, I'm fine with that.

If the country's better and I can't vote because I'm stupid, I guess I can't vote then. Listen, man, the first time. I'll be happy having health care. and like a decent job, you know? Like, I'm fine with that. What was no child left behind for? Was that, uh, it would,

it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, but what age bracket? What age bracket? All of it.

It was all of it. It was just, it was just, it was curving. Yeah. You're curving it. The first time I really experienced it was in, uh,

my senior year, I was doing English four. And there was a, a lady in my group, uh, or girl, I guess in my group project, that did not speak English well enough to understand the assignments,

but, She made it all the way to almost graduating. And it was crazy. So we had a group project. We were doing like Hamlet. We're going to do couplets. We're going to do sonnets. We're going to put a project together.

So here you take this chapter or whatever. And she didn't understand. Like all you had to do was rhyme essentially. We're like, oh, just make, make, say the plot, but make it rhyme. She had no idea when she came back. And I was like, oh. So we had to like help her. Like, hey, who speaks Spanish?

Like, let's help her. And I was like, yo, that is phenomenal that you can. It happened to a lot of people, and that's the problem. A lot of people were fucking just... And the thing is this, right? I think there needs to be more of an individual learning plan for people. I think there needs to be, like, people in general just need to be helped more to understand. Like, it's fundamentally...

I gotta fund the schools, man. Because me and Lily had this conversation, right? Lily, she's very much a firm believer in college, which I think is, I think is like... I think college is a good thing. But I think the problem is that you need to be, have your foundation of education well before you at the college. College is too late. I think college is useless in a way that...

too late. If you need a degree, I understand when you need college, but in the way that, exactly what you're saying, all of that in grade school has the, which should be solidified. Yeah, you should, you should already have a, like, 1,000% learning and wanting to be further pursuing. Nobody would disagree with what you're saying. By the time, she was like, oh, college where a lot of people do it. And it's like, a lot of people do that in college, but it's a scam.

Like, gen ed classes are scams. You should not be taking general education classes. That should be at the end of your high school career, where you're trying to figure out what I want to pursue. So then you leave high school and you go direct. rightly into your field. College is for, because in Europe,

that's how it works. In Europe, if you're, like, last two of the school, they're kind of like, cultivating like, oh, so what are you thinking

when I want to do it? I mean, high school itself should be, you should be doing college stuff in high school. Like, high school is where you should be deciding.

Yeah, like that's, by the time you got out of high school did you guys, I think ninth grade should be or ninth grade, I think that should be like, in, right, pick a,

pick a, pick a, did you guys not have that consultation in 10th grade? Yeah, but it was, I didn't have the consultation, but then I still went and did a bunch of shit. That was rhetorical, you know?

Yeah, I told my counselor, I was like, I'm not going to college. I know it's a waste of time and money because I'll have, I told her I'm like, I'll have a fucking mortgage poor. I have a fucking house. That's stupid. I want to be in the entertainment industry. And I'm going to work towards that. And she was like, that's dumb and gay. You're black.

And I was like, that's fine. You know. That's what we do here is entertain literally. She's like, oh, you're still black. You're still black. Slams the door. But you're still in the room? Dude, she fucking.

Yeah, I knew in high school, I knew in high, like, by the time I, like, got into high school, like, a little bit in the middle of it. I was like, oh. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready to drink shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success. Vital Proteins. Stay vital.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I kind of I know what I want to do and I know it kind of doesn't really hinge on anything

that I'm doing here. So I did like in the middle of high school I just kind of stopped caring that much about my grades. Oh yeah. I definitely slacked out of my honors classes because I was like, what the fuck am I doing? I was more academic. I was going to get an academic diploma. Yeah, I was more academia when I was younger.

Yeah, me too. And I did college twice. And I was I was really good in elementary school and like a junior high and stuff. Like I was, I was good until like I was academic until like maybe. Were you in a private school? Like first year of college? Yeah, up until sixth grade. See, that's the best way to not be retarded.

Like, I was in, I was in first through fifth. I was in public in the Bronx, bro. I was in a public school in the Bronx. I know. Dune from the start. I was moving to Bronx. But I think the problem is that I had, you know what? I had money.

I think that's the biggest thing. I was able to see things other kids just weren't able to see. So that helped me have a different perspective. Simply was this wealth. I think about that all the time. And I just kind of was like, oh. I look back at the. There's so many people, it's so funny how many people, like, I went to school, public school with.

You're like stroking the side of your head and stuff, or they're like, okay. That'd be fucking interesting. If they, if they try to molest you? What if I was in the files? I was like, like, a, like, a obvious victim. Oh, you're one of the victims? Yeah. I see, you had to, like, read my name in the files.

I'm like, I don't remember it. And then a freaking, a cut scene happened. You get the red line like Gohan does and you remember all the pedophilia. Fucking Epstein chasing you around the fucking house. And you're running. You're running like. fucking like crashes from a boulder. You're running as fast as you can.

All those times you think you were playing crash, you were actually running from bed about. You're sprinting. You're sprinting. You're sprinting. He's walking casually, but he's gaining on you. It's almost like those things at the airport.

Like, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so fucked up. That stupid smile on that picture. Like,

he's just fucking gaining on you. I hate that image so much. Because that jacket, that jacket, It has been so ruined to me. It's been so ruined to me. I've seen so many people finding jackets. I've been like,

oh my God. Kill him. It's Epstein. But yeah, fucking, I just, it's funny, like,

thinking about a lot of the people that I went to public school and private school with or Catholic school. And, like, everybody that I know who went to Catholic school,

not religious. They're not religious now. Mm-hmm. And, like, a lot of the people that I went to public school with, like, some of them were the most religious people.

I never met. Right now they're like, save me Jesus and shit. Because they don't see it, I guess. They don't learn as much about it, I guess, in comparison. Right. Like, we learned a lot about, like, earnestly. Like, or at least, like, in my, like, New York Catholic school. Maybe it's, it's not Mississippi Catholic school where they're going to lock you in a fucking dumb. I don't know. I was Christian for quite a bit of my life.

Yeah. I was, I don't think I was ever really. Like, maybe I was 16. I was, like, afraid of hell because people told me it was real. But, like, I didn't. I was afraid of hell. Like, maybe 16, I was Christian. Dang, probably until I was, like, maybe seven or something.

I think I was like maybe nine or ten. But I was around good Christian people. I think that's a conundrum I existed with. I was around a good question with my grandma and then I would go to church and I would see hypocrites. That was kind of my thing too. And I was just like, what is happening? Have you been to a Southern Baptist church? Sorry to cut you off.

You have? Of course, dude. I don't know. You might have been, I don't know how those churches are upstate or whatever the fuck. My family on my grandfather's, my grandfather that raised me. They have quite a few. They had them up there? father that raised me is a southern man.

You have to understand that everywhere that's... I just got a shot of dope. I just love that shit, dude. Southern man. You got to understand that. Everywhere that is about an hour and a half to two hours away from a major metropolitan area is the South. Oh, okay. That's fair.

Essentially. That's fair. That's fair. Upstate New York after, I would say just after us, but like even around us to some extent. It's for New York. It goes to, it goes immediately to New York City. When in New York City, you go to suburban. Yeah.

Then, little town, then the sticks. Yeah. That's how we get. And the sticks is the south. We're the sticks. We're up by the stick area. We're not quite there. La Grangeville is the sticks.

That's where it turned into like, niggins have barns and shit. Yeah. We're in the atmosphere that layer. We're like, we're like, we're like, the edge of like the suburbs. Right. The edge of the suburbs. Because you lived in a suburb.

And I lived like five minutes away from you, but I was in technically, and not the stakes necessarily, but in comparison. It was getting forested by the time he got over to where like they live. We didn't have like sidewalks on this on the road. Yeah, it was just, it was just road and then grass. It's fucking nuts. It's like I, people have to see where we come from because people don't get it. Really didn't get that.

It was like that there. She only saw New York City, which is the most metropolitan place other than maybe Tokyo in the world, you know? And then she went up to where we are. and she was like, oh my God, it looks like a storybook. And I'm like, yeah, there's nothing to do here. It's like, she was like, she was blown away because we were, we were up by it, um, up in the Poughkeepsie area, but like not the city, the town of Poughkeepsie.

And she was like, where is everything? And I was like, it's like, Halloween town. It's interesting for city people to not know that is interesting because I've, I thought you look at, you're in the city, you understand that most places aren't like this. And then the people in the rural areas are, They think like California, New York is just one giant city where I'm like, no, it's mostly fucking open nothing. Yeah, I don't think when you're driving past. That's the thing.

You're not sure. I guess you just. When you live in the city, so much of media is also in cities. And so you just kind of think like, oh, this is just what people, this is just where people live, you know. Like in California, when you're, when you're shown L.A. in media, you're shown San Diego effectively. But you're like, oh, like, oh, this is what L.A. is. Surfers, and you go there, like, oh, this place is just like very much to either production or just commerce effectively.

Then you go to saying like, oh, this is like the surfing beach town walking areas, you know? Yeah. Like it's what you're showing. Plus when you see like Second Francisco, right? You see all the hills shit and then you go to downtown San Fran and it's just poverty beyond what you could possibly believe. It's just a pile of shit in the shape of a person. Yeah.

And it shakes it off and it's a guy under the shit. And it's like, you covered yourself in shit to stay warm. What's happening here? That's pretty smart though. I'm growing my own fucking mushrooms. I'm building my own house of my fichy. Did you see that? Did you see that if you saw that I've seen as Ben for my fuck's live?

Oh yeah. Because of the, oh, because he beefing with Bill Gates. He was beefing with Bill Gates. I guess Bill Gates contracted STDs from a Russian prostitute. He was trying to like medicate his wife. Yeah.

All sorts of crazy shit. That I think is real as far as I. Yeah, that seems real especially because Melinda fucking. divorced him because of the ties. She started learning some shit, his infidelity, and then at one point in one of the emails, it looks like Epstein was even gonna blackmail him, and it looks like it was successful

because also Bill Gates donated to Epstein a certain amount of money. Like every, it was like in his notes, in Epstein's notes. It was almost like he emailed himself as like a notes thing. Yeah, yeah. And then like, it's not proven,

but it seems likely. Yeah. And then there was another thing. like he did you see that Epstein um what is it there's like something that like he encouraged micro transactions yeah or whatever like he's like kind of like

it's good to end document eight children and quickly into the economy I'm just like Epstein uh that is so crazy come on bro what a what a what an unfortunate thing he bought a little big planet three he bought a little big planet three you were like I bet he had bang her levels though

piece of shit probably though he probably made like a pretty good escape room sack boy is probably fucking trembling. It's that give of him, like, turning around with the sad face. I just don't understand

that. I love the little bit. It was so cute. Out of all the games, was he really playing that? Out of all the games he can think of. He was playing Modern Warfare too. That's like a very very much that he was playing model version. People were like, yo, I was probably in a lobby with Epstein. I probably

was. That's crazy. You could have been, yeah. I played a fair bit of Modern Warfare too. I played that. I didn't like it, but I played it. I fucking love that one. I did not like MonoRoy for two. Really? I didn't like shooting games, but I played them because people play them.

Don't you play them all the time now? He got on shooting games later. Oh, I bet if you were, if you had the appreciation for them now, if you played that game, if you could somehow go back and experience,

you would feel differently. I think I would have been. Because it was really good. I think I... Call of Duty sucks now because it's been over, like, produced and whatever, but like, at that time,

that was like a good time. I think I had a talent. I think I had a talent for shooting games. I just didn't play them. I think if I would have played those games, I would have been pretty good at that. Probably. But I just never, I never played them. I was like, I'm playing RPGs.

Yeah, that was your- I'm learning stories about people's lives and I'm respecting characters. There weren't very many. And everybody's like, you're gay. You're gay. You got to jump into a marathon with me and me. Dude, stop, man. It's fun, I promise.

Bungee has a problem where they build worlds too big. And that's all I need to sink way too much time into. I think you'd get into it. I know I would. I'd be like, oh, shit, wait. synthetic humans? Is there some sort of match here? Oh, there is. I think I'll watch a seven-hour video

about this and not talk to my girlfriend all night. He's cooked. It's already happening. He's like, can you do something with me? Get the fuck out of him before I punch you. Slam the door on her while he's leaving the room. I love that. And kick her out. I got to find micro processors right now. Leave you alone. Interesting. Interesting. Anyway. Are they still doing

Alphor-Tis. Are they still doing any there's like a free weekend? The game comes out in like four weeks, dude. Yeah, it's like a couple. It's like one month and then I think like a week before, I think they're doing a free weekend or something. I'll buy it. You think anyone has to tag Epstein's ghost? That's why.

Did you guys see the thing? This is really fucked up. But when they were doing the emblems in Call of Duty. Yeah. And someone made like a complete Confederate flag fucking like like what you call it like a horse. Like fucking camel skin. And it looked amazing. Of course.

And I was like, of course it looked up. In what? In freaking car. It was like older. Maybe like, uh, black up. could like make your own stuff yeah i was like they put a stop to that immediately i was like this is fantastic

your powers are being used in the wrong direction though isn't that so we had like such a vast amount of freedom and then we just kind of like we just can't be trusted humans don't deserve it that's why simple things like putting the fucking penis like on your tag like the eight equal equal d yeah like because it would just be it would be monkey see monkey do we would do like team death match and then one person went changing everybody else and everybody

to be running with dicks above their heads and like the clan tags and then they removed oh the N word and they just removed it and after a while I'm like I understand you remove the racist stuff

but the dick really the fucking penis really maybe playing the game you know not supposed to because it's a rate of 17 and then they might see things that they're not available for it I think it's a right of passage

for a kid to know how to do that on a calculator and to spell boobs like that is a right of passage you need to know how to spell those things on a calculator or you're you're a sheltered child and you're fucked. You're going to play Sonic and you're going to marry a little child or something.

I think, I don't know, man. I think people just constantly prove that we don't deserve the freedom we get. Every time. Yeah, kind of. We just kind of prove every time. I can't argue. Millie's brother argue this all the time. It was like, it was like, humans are naturally good. And I was like humans are not naturally good. We're indifferent.

But we lean towards bad shit. We're selfish. Because bad shit will always help us profit. It will. either whether it be like through enjoyment or through survival we will always choose it unfortunately I think there's temptation there obviously to do I think I think I think the fact that there are as many guns as there are and there aren't as many like you know why right no people are scared that they're going to use their guns on them and they're going to die I think that's what it is well that's not necessarily bad it's not necessarily bad but it's not good it's the thing it's definitely not good I think it speaks to something I think most people are like at the very least like a baseline level of good that would that is generally acceptable. I don't think that's not even, I wouldn't even put that in a category of not neutral. Not killing someone to me is not good. Yeah, it's neutral. Like the fact that you're not killing someone's like, what you're expected not to kill someone. I think we have a good

muscle in us that needs to be flex. I think that's what it is. I think we have to be shown empathy. And I think a lot of people aren't shown empathy the right way. We're taught to like, hey, this guy may be tragic and fucked up, but there's a person inside of him. And it's like, yeah, that's true. But also you have to establish that this person's bad still. Don't you think like empathy is connected to critical thinking? To a degree, yes. Because like, I feel like the reason why empathy works is because you come to the conclusion that I wouldn't want that

done to myself and you have to think critically to get there. I think kids have it though. Children kind of have empathy. It's not a little. They kind of famously don't though. I think they also do it the same time. But I think it's also, it's nurtured. Again, it's nurtured. It has to be like... They learn it. It's like, oh, this kid is like, because I've seen my nephew.

He's little. He's like one. Yeah. And like he, obviously, they learn a lot when they're going around. But like, he's still shows empathy. What? Like something happens. Something happened. He's one?

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$20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Yeah, one of my nephews is one. One years old, he's showing signs of empathy. Yeah, like someone like drops their thing. What can he possibly? He picks up and he gives it back to you. Or he's eating something and he's like, he's eating it.

And he's like, oh, that looks good. And you say something. And he goes and he wants to give you a piece of it. Like that's like just being kind. Okay. I want to share this with you. Yeah, it's okay. I understand what you're saying.

It's not empathy. That's not like the most developed form of like, Oh, like right and wrong. But it's like little glimpses, like little traits. You know, it's like little hints of selflessness. Yeah, like it's in them. And it's like, this is weird. It's in you.

Yeah, but then he's going to kill a bug one day. He's going to be thrilled. He might. He's going to be thrilled. I felt bad. I felt bad that one time I killed a lady bug when I was little. I was like, oh, it's so pretty. I'm mistakenly squashed.

I've never, I've never like killing bugs other than ants just because like they would infiltrate my house and ruin my food. I don't like killing. I don't like killing bugs, but it's like, bro, we both. if I could communicate with you This would be perfect Because then I would set you up I'd set up a whole corner of the pad for you

That's yours right there No rent needed You're just you chill there I love killing insects man Of course Yeah you got to deal with them a lot I get it I get it

But it's like If they're not gonna fly out of the air man Some good that's some satisfying I wouldn't kill it I didn't have to I would never kill a spider I didn't have to I don't spider

Yeah I always never I almost never kill them One time I even put one outside And it was trying to come back in I was like, come on, man. Like, I don't want to kill you, but you're like... You know what's the Westy Snipes meme?

Where he's like the gun, the freaking, what's his name? The guy that played fucking Brody. Black-eye, dark-skinned Don Cito. When he's like holding the gun in the back of his head and he's like... Oh, yeah, stupid. Let's get a couple more questions in and then we'll bounce. Oh, hell yeah. We're at two hours already.

Yeah, I mean, it's a, you know... A lot of Epstein. You know, there's a lot to talk about. Epsteinianian. daily walk in my workout a little bit. Do you actually do that? Yeah, well, I do walks every day now. How long do you walk?

Try to get 8K steps. 8,000 steps? Yeah, I try to. How far is that usually? Like, maybe like two miles. No, two miles. Maybe like. Seven feet.

That's crazy. No, dude. How small are my feet? Dude, 5K is three miles. It's a little over three miles. Five K. So like maybe like, I walked down on a channel of bike path and I walked a path a little bit, but then I walk back home.

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You executed something Like it made you think Damn I nailed that My personal example is as a teenager I was fucking around with my rifle Bolt action Oh man I never had a bolt action I was so like

I know where this guy lives I could have to say They look cool I always wanted a BB gun But I never got one I never got one And saw That'd have been a bad idea

You would have shot birds Me? Yeah I would have loved birds I would have loved birds You would have shot birds You would have tried it once And I'm like you know what

I wouldn't have done it Or squirrel I like animals too much You would have shot squirrels in a face I would if I was all roach I would have tried to shoot the roach for sure This doesn't satisfy me anymore I gotta shoot squirrels

Where's a cat at when I I can never Like I have a tough time Even like with mice and stuff Like I can't I can't bring myself to hurt mice As much as I understand that they're pests And they need to be like fucking

You know I'm gonna shoot a human now That's the only thing that's gonna satisfy Going from a roast to a human That's crazy God damn I want to kill God actually Let's see if I can figure this out

He starts making schematics to find and murder God He's like whoa What the fuck Whoa That was tangible That actually almost got me. He said, I was fucking wrong with my rival. I saw a walnut hanging off a tree branch in the distance. I stabilized the rival against the tree. Took my time, took my shot. And when I looked again, it was gone.

I checked Google Maps, and it was about 160-yard shot. That's insane. That's a great shot. Holy shit. That's about how far away, uh, mm. Maybe, maybe not impressive to anyone else. Maybe not impressive. Maybe not impressive to anyone else. But it was the longest, most accurate shot I'd made up until then, only using a tree for stability. That's, yeah, I mean You should join massage You should join you Love you actually I'm a

From what I remember I'm a pretty decent shot I don't think I'm particularly good But I'm not I'm not even right But I've only like tried it I think I've only I've shot cans

And that's nothing impressive really You know I've shot like maybe twice in my life I've not really I've not really I'm not a good shot When's it going to my dad And it was insane

It was insane Seeing people that are really good with guns Like people just using like Let me put up the right for real quick. It's like if this guy this guy would probably hurt us all before we drew our guns. And it's like, I don't like being here because I don't like being around people that like guns.

I don't like those people. Yeah. I don't like That's the problem. It's like I like hypothetically, you know what it's kind of like it's like those um it's like these like there's resorts that advertise themselves. Like we were kind of talking about it right? Uh, at Chili's or like maybe before or after. But like

there are these resorts that are like um, they're advertised as like Manosphere places. Yeah. We're like, be a man, go like reconnect with nature,

take a sauna, hang out like with other men or whatever. Work out and stuff. And like that in isolation is probably like healthy to do to like, oh, get away from like, you know, do a sauna kind of like getting,

going to the woods kind of like relax. That's probably not too bad for you. But the only people who would be there are like psychos. Yeah. Because it's being advertised to like, to like get away from women and like, you know what I mean? Like, so like, it's kind of like that where it's like, I like, I appreciate like the physics of like a gun and like how you nail a shot.

But like I don't want to go to a gun range and like do it. No. Because the only people that are that are going to be around are going to be like people like, you know what I mean? Like just like unpleasant. Right. I don't want to deal with those people. I've been to a gun range one time. I didn't really like the vibe.

I've, um. I had the same thing. I've gone to the desert handful of times And shot with friends And that's way better I went to San Fernando I went there

There's one of San Fernando I went there There's one of San Bernardino I went to as well too And then I went with my dad To one in North Carolina And I don't like I just don't like guns I don't like them

I don't like the power It gives weak people Like everything about guns Really bothers me That's fine I like them I understand why they exist I think mechanically

They're just interesting I wish they were so hard to get That's all Yeah Like I wish they were just really hard I hate seeing those people online. You ever see these fucking people come across their videos

where they're like doing the oh, and then they draw really fast and I'm like, you're just waiting to shoot someone. Like you were fantasizing about shooting. It's impressive that you can do that but also you're a freak and you should be expelled.

They're like horny to hurt people. They are. And then they do. And the problem is that they get road rage and they shoot someone. We're not saying this about you eat sput by the way. Oh, not that guy. I don't have any proof of that.

And I assume that like, I don't know. I think that should be a part of school teaching as well too is like gun safety. Like, why is that not in our schools? If it's such a big problem. If it's such a big problem in this country.

I don't know if you've noticed. I think it'd be a good idea. I think it'd be a good idea to inform them when they're younger. In the same way, you teach sex ed, so it's in a preventative way of course. I don't, I just, so much shit is like, oh, dude. But listen, first answer to this, like, any of it like this, right? We're quick, right? If there was, if there was gun safety, that means that when someone would, as asshole would be

there to hurt them. Oh, if there's guns to be tough in schools, I think it'd be better to have schools. I think it's good. Let's keep it balanced. Let's have like you, like you can teach gun safety.

I can teach gun danger. Okay, cool. I like it. Because you got to have the, you know, the opposite argument, right? That's literally the same thing

effectively probably. No, no, no. It's going to teach you how to handle guns dangerously and on purpose and with intent. Oh, this is the safety. Never turn this on.

I wanted to be an elective class so you could just see the demographic of people that take that. Gun danger. More people would take it. More people would take. He's greasy freaks that are with everyone's wearing a trench coat. They're like.

That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. It's like a fucking 12 year old with a face tattoo already. Yeah. It's like, where'd you get that tattoo? Don't ask me questions. No, no, Clares. Don't fucking worry about him.

Clares? Anyway, fucking, I, any, like, so the question is, I guess, anytime I surprised myself with like a skill that I didn't, that you didn't know that you didn't know you had I would say like early on for me it was like just athleticism in general like I was fucking fast like absurdly but I had no like I didn't care to do anything with it and I didn't like I really love dodge ball and that was fucking fun because I would like I would like I could twist myself like something crazy I like you could not hit me the only issue was that like I was so small that I would be the last person left and so like I couldn't really

throw really oh like because they were like the big ball so like I used to play It wasn't a baseball where you could really get some torque. I would play dodgeball with my friend when you'd play tennis balls. And it was horrible. That's not dodgeball, motherfucker. There's like, but the problem is that once you're not really fast enough to get all the way. No, it's like it's got to be a bad throw. It's hard to throw a tennis ball like super, super fast.

It is not really the kind of ball to move like that. But then eventually when you learn how to throw a tennis ball correctly, you know how to snap your wrist, I was beaming people. And my friend, my younger friend, Jose, I would always. get him. He was quick. He was a quick kid, but I would always hit him in his face every fucking time. With a tennis ball? Yes. Because throwing a ball is like, obviously throwing a heavier ball, you just transfer the mass into the throw. But you know how to snap your wrist when you throw a ball? Yeah. It's pretty not cool. You can't do that with large, with dog balls typically. It's just, it's just simply just mass. Big thing, throw it right at you. But I learned how to do that with a tennis ball and I also hurt him. A dodge ball specifically. You can grip it easier yet. No, it's not dense. So you can't travel the way that a smaller dense tennis ball is.

I've seen people pelt the fuck of people with dodge balls. They have, but you can't, I'm just saying, somebody throwing a dodge ball versus throwing a tennis ball. So the only way that's even fun to me is that if you're playing with the tennis ball is that you're significantly further away than you would be with the average dodge ball. Or everyone sucks dick at throwing so you have a chance at fucking missing. Because I would catch sometimes and I'd be like, that's insane. I was always, but I was always good to catch it.

I think that's why I played football effectively, too. I was always like, I'm talking about it. I would have like, being the teachers, I'm like, these fucking retards, man. Well, there's a perfectly good sport, dodge ball. And then these guys have to, like, let's actually hurt each other. No, no, this is a thing we didn't know. It wasn't like in school. Oh, I see, that's way worse.

Oh, yeah, of course. Of course, we're kids. We're like, we don't have dodger ball. Because getting a dodge ball was hard for some reason. I don't know why. He just guys didn't want to get one. They kind of didn't let you play it after a while. They kind of like, because people were getting hurt.

I'm like, how are you getting hurt playing dodgeball? You can get hurt. I've, I've... No, but not comparable to like the stuff that they let you play. Like, people were playing football and breaking their fucking shins and shit. So, like, what do you mean like you're going to cancel? I guess my...

Also the bullying nature of dodgeball can happen. Well, my theory was that like football is a career path. So like, you know what I mean? Like, you can get somewhere with football. So if you hurt yourself, it's kind of like whatever. Like, it's still good for the school. People come. Dodgeball is more like a recreational thing.

People getting slightly hurt over. something that's not going to lead anywhere isn't worth the risk of having. So, like, we're just going to cancel it. Which is lame. Yeah. Because it's fucking fun as fuck. It's like, you get to pretend you're in the Matrix for a little while. It's awesome.

Also, like, the dodge ball picking people. They were like, oh, everybody picks. And there's one kid that everybody is going to pick on to not pick last. And it's like, oh, dude, pick the kid, man. Like, I don't know. I was always picked for dodge ball. I was, I mean, I played dodgeball. I wasn't like, I don't think it was anything crazy.

Well, you were good, man. I just loved it. I was always one of the first people. The feeling of like, I don't know, it's just a good feeling to just like the near miss. I can't even imagine what that feels like right now because I think I would break everything. You would move out the way and your skeletons will walk out your body. It's done. It's not to walk out your body and be like, uh-oh, and walk back in.

I want to get back into sprinting, man. Like, I haven't sprinted. You know, I've ran. I ran on a treadmill, five point, whatever you put it all the way up, but not sprinting. Sprinting, you know, top speed. Like, I haven't done that since football. You got to, you'd have to, you'd have to, the stretching you'd have to do. to get it done, you'd have to rest

after you were done stretching. You'd have to take like a three-day resting, but like, I'm so limber, but I'm, my body's vibrating. I get in the tub and it boils away. I'm going to try to do it. It just got to incrementally. You can do it. What was the last time you sprinted? Dude, years, man. Like, you're just like, maybe like 2019.

Why did you sprint? So scared of something, so I ran away. Was it in the dark or something? It was something happened and I ran away and I off the gate. And then I was like, ow, ow, I was like, ow to get. I said, ow, I was like, all right, cool. I think I sprinted like a month ago or something. I'm also very heavy, dude.

Like top speed? Top speed? Yeah. For what? Because like I'm so close to certain places that like sometimes it'll be like late. Yeah, it'll be. It'll be burning it to go to that like. Well, so it'll be late at night.

It'll be late at night and I'll be like, do I want to take an Uber like no? I'll just run back to see if I can get back like an insane amount of time. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein. shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success. Vital Proteins. Stay vital. Visit VitalProtene's.com and get started. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products

are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting

to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Like, top speed. I've made it from like certain places that we usually go to like my apartment in like 10 minutes before. And it's like, this is cool. Like, to the the whole time obviously. Like there's periods where periods where you're just fucking just your your your your your pedal to the floor. Yeah.

That's so crazy. Because I'm just like, I don't know, man. My worry though too is that like at night. People are like, what the fuck did that guy do? Why this guy burning it right now? It probably looks crazy.

But like I think for me of just like I think I'm also cognizant of just like man, I don't want to not. I don't want to not do this so long that like I lose the ability to do it. That's what happened. And so I'm just like, I don't have to do this right now. Yeah. I did.

I did I Snapchat in a friend of my where it was just like I was sprinting and I just like this is a bit and then I was just like I'll just sprint the rest of the way I guess. Might as well just finish it out. That's fun. I like that. I like that's like I'm going to. You should just like it's a good bit like just to send somebody like sprinting and just like. And then and then no context. It's weirdly fun.

That's funny. But, uh, but yeah. I was never. I was faster. I was fast for my size, but I was never like a really fast person. because I saw people that were really quick Like there are people that were bigger than me That were like heavier than me that were fast

Oh yeah And it was always like what the fuck Playing football What are you? What are you doing? Like I have new linemen that like had guts And they could cook somebody in the fucking race And it's like why? My coach.

Why are you fat and fast? My coach was fat tall Like so he weighed like 300 plus something And he he said All right whoever you know Whoever I beat you're gonna run Win sprints all fucking practice And we're all like

looking at him like okay and he beat a lot of people it was like holy shit because he's extremely dense his muscles are explosive like he's so I like that's when I learned that I'm like oh yeah that's when it hit you

you can be small and fast but then motherfuckers muscles are jetting them forward like fucking I have dense muscle I have dense muscles so I was able to move like I can I'll jump now my knees to blow up but like when I was younger I could like off like off like one step I could dunk a basketball.

And I was just like, all right, cool. And then I saw someone that was your height that two step that dunked a basketball. And I was like, oh, I'm not that good at this sport. I'm seeing. I was like, oh, shit, never mind. Like, I guess this is not my future path. I'm going to start smoking weed. I saw someone your height technically dunked over Shaq.

So Shaq held, he was like, oh, hold the ball. What did he pick him up? You're talking about Nate? Huh? You know about Nate? I don't know his name. because I'm just seeing every once in a while I'll see like Shaq he shares

the you know how you could do collabs and there's like some dunk competition thing I don't even know what the fuck the organization is called so there's some 5-4 guy and he's like Shaq hold the ball and like fucking jumps grabs the ball and essentially clear Shaq's head Shaq ducked a little bit but that's still

that's crazy it's Shaq I'm like that's outrageous those calves are perfect like those are perfect like that is crazy dude I remember that all the time. I would get, like, if someone got a rebound over me, I'd be like, what are you doing? I saw a white guy. I think I could have

done well in sports. It's just my eyes. I just did, it was just like too annoying to deal with. When did you steal someone's perfect eyes? I didn't consider that. For me, football learning the plays, man, I hated learning football players. Oh, studying? This shit was gay. Boring, bro. It was gay. I was a tight end. I knew what I was doing. I'm running. I'm running

to the left and then I'm pivoting and I'm going to get the ball if I'm open. If I'm not open, hopefully the receiver's open. you throw him the ball. I don't need to know all these formations. You have to. To play football, you have to. Dude, I would get a textbook.

I would get a fucking biblical name. Like, hey, this is all the type. There would be the fucking. If you don't know what to do, Derek, it'd be the purple tag. What did you, what position did you play? I played a few. So I was outside linebacker and I was also left de-tackle. So you play defense mostly?

Yeah. So I would play offense. My racist officer coach, the head coach wouldn't let me. I was clear. Clearly the best candidate for it to be the halfback. Yeah, there's no, I don't know why you're playing up. My racist cop coach wouldn't give me the position. So I had to go to defense where the black coach was, Coach Williams.

And then I'd play multiple positions. I had no business being a linebacker, but I was good enough to be a linebacker. I'm linebackers are tall. That's why you got hurt probably, genuinely. Because you were directly running into people. I got, no, check this out. I got hurt, spring training out of nowhere. I was sprinting and then something just went off of my back.

And then spring training again, the stupid ginger kicker was bored and jumped on my knee in a special, we're doing special teams. It was just a kick. It was a kicking thing. And he wanted to be like a hero in practice and hypersane in my knee. And my knee still fucked. So I got injured not even playing in a game. And then that's, that's why I didn't go to varsity because I told my head coach Mazota. I was like, hey, man, I'm fucked.

Josh Michael is 6-2, this big black dude, can beat me in sprinting. I'm useless. I'm 5-6. I'm 170 pounds maximum. I was like, I literally can't do anything against these monsters. He's like, I'm very disappointing. I just gave you the perfect explanation. And he's like, I'm very disappointed.

I'm like, oh, so you wanted me to sit on third, second string and just do nothing. Like, fuck you. And you have to pay money. It's like $900. Dude, I like football until they made me. read the book and I was like I don't want to read this I'm I'm already fucking doing so much bullshit yeah here read this book and it didn't give me any more pussy because I was just like what's the point to be doing this I have my one girl I'm fucking I'm not getting more pussy from this

what what is the point of doing this shit that's so crazy what it's that's dude I mean that is a motivator for a lot of jocks sure that's why we were there a lot of jocks like I want to fuck I like basketball I like basketball it was fun but I was like oh I'm gonna fuck cheerleaders and then I fuck no cheerleaders I fucked my white girlfriend at the time And I was like, oh, there's more pussy than this Outside of high school That's crazy

No cheerleaders during school Outside of high school That was 60 year old Kingston That was 60 year old B moving through me He was like hit your hand He really slammed that desk I was gonna go too But then I would have lost control

So I kept keeping I wanted You have to be the quarterback man You want to get the pussy You gotta be quarterback I was um yeah man Quarterback was an asshole in our school too He definitely fucked freshmen as a senior And I was like, you're weird for that.

That sounds about right. The jocks. I played a lot of... I played a lot of after school. 14. I played a lot of after school basketball. It's so weird thinking about that time because it's such a different reality to now.

Like, the world is different. It would be so difficult to imagine me on a basketball court now. Do it? Even just like a friendly, like, after work. You know what I mean? I don't know. I was playing, like... Maybe I could still do it.

I think I'm probably still relatively limber enough. My reflex is not there anymore. dude. I used to be very good at handling about, not, I wasn't, I wasn't a prodigy but I could handle a basketball well. Yeah, I was fine. I was going to shooting unless a tall person was in front of me. But I could move pretty quickly to get around.

I was getting better. I was playing the 24 hour in Burbank and then I injured my knee because I'm old. It's the rust. It's the rust. Dude, you feel the rust falling off of you and you're like, whoa, I remember when I used to be able to do this. And each I do something used to be able to do when you were 19 and you're like, uh-oh, I felt like I left my legs

behind when I jumped. Yeah. You can shake that rust off, though. Oh, no, yeah. It takes, genuinely, it takes, like, a year of, like, hard work on your body to get yourself in a better position. My knee is probably better off now. You know, even though I get your compression thing, dude. I have to do, first of all, my, I have unfortunate, my thighs are, like, 80 pounds each or something.

So, all of that weight is just crushing my knee. So I need, I need to. Compression, bro. Compression is stretch your bitch ass hard out, dude. I need a stretch. I also, I need a bike more. You think about carving some of the meat off your thigh. I, I'd donate some of it.

do your squats bro till you fit out a little bit to take some pressure off your knees so the squats is gonna it'll actually there there's a there's a transitionary period where as my the thighs are getting denser it's going to put more pressure on my knees and because my knees can't keep up a lot of people hurt their ligaments when they're lifting yeah because their ligaments aren't keeping up with their muscles and so it's like you got to you got to slow it out like you're juicing the shit too because your body's not growing at the rate it should be learning how to grow, so you're just hurting yourself? Yeah, dumb-ass fucking Jewish heads don't like to.

You know, you'll see people work with cables, right? Professional athletes, they work with cables because you're like, you've got to get your tendon strong. And Jim Bros. don't fucking do that. I've never seen that. I'm not going to be able to walk at 54, but I'm going to be sure. It's like Ronnie Coleman.

He's fucking in crutches, dude. Makes me so sad, bro. He's kind of cool, though. He gets me. He looks like Walter Jr., dude. That's crazy. A lot of athletes, too, a lot of athletes, by the time they get older, they're fucking their, they're breaking down because how hard they work.

Like LeBron, LeBron is anomaly, but I'm sure LeBron, as soon as he slows down, bro, he's going to be in a rough shape. He's going to look like a shrimp in a wheelchair soon. There's no way LeBron James is, I don't know how he's getting away with it,

but there's no way he's not on a copious amount of steroids. He's onroids. He's absolutely honest. But I don't know how he's like getting, I guess they're just looking the other way. Because, dude, Paul George. Paul George recently just got popped like a week ago.

Which one? The Paul George. The basketball player? The basketball player, Paul George. He had a very, very boring name, right? Very boring, Paul George. I was like Paul or George. He has a podcast, podcast P.

Now they're calling him prescription P because he popped. So the funny thing is, though, he's been declining, right? He's been in the league for a while. He had the best game of his life like a week ago. And they tested him. Then he popped. That's crazy. Because he was like, oh, nigger, you've been shit for a while.

He was a great player at first. He was. Dude, they traded, the Clippers traded everything to get them. They gave away SGA, and SGA's the best player in the league. Basically, MVP last year won the championship. They traded him away to get podcast P. And he sucked dick and had anxiety attacks during the bubble because he just couldn't handle it, which is crazy.

But, you know, mental health, it happens. I think it's, I don't know, man. I think just don't use roids, man. No, do. I think there should be designated role. There should be like, oh, if we're going to do it, we're going to do it. If we're not going to do it, we're not going to do it. You're going to play.

You're going to play. As a basketball play running miles up and down to court, your shit's going to break. And then they're like, oh, you can't have the best drugs available? What? Just let them all take it. And then it's just designated. You can only take this much. Yeah, and then have the hoop be like 40 miles up.

Have God playing, dude. To compensate for it. The Bron can effectively walk on air, dude. He's still, he overshoots it and ends up in the atmosphere, twirling away. LeBron starts walking on the air And then walks and dunks the ball It would be so what the fuck Remember when baseball

Listen they allow drugs They allowed drugs in the baseball again Because they baseball The major league baseball had a strike And it raped baseball Everyone was like Fuck these rich cunts And then literally when they

When they came back on the strike No one was watching First of all I hit baseball That's the Barry Bons era But so then They gave people people's steroids and people started watching again. Barry Bond's forehead was like,

dude, and he was like, well, I'd have hit this ball out in the damn pocket. That was before I knew what HGH was. I didn't know what. The ball would say, ow,

and then fly away. It was crazy. I didn't know what HCH was at that time. Well, they did be, you know what happened, right? Dominicans.

Well, no, no, no, no, all the steroids, right? All the baseball players were on steroids,

and then one day, like, they hit a ball, and it hit Stephen Hawking in the neck. Uh-huh. And it was like Avatar and he was And he was fine

Right And then after that He just You know My word He was immediately He fell into Into a sophisticated chair

That already had this It just happened to be there It's happened to be there It's like the fucking Amazing Spider-Bad too Or like the All the enemy costume Like the villain costumes

Are in like vats already Do you see that? Do you remember that? All the villain Yeah At the end with the fucking goblin Like he becomes the green goblin Just because it's there

Like the Glider and the suit is there. It's so stupid. There's a bit in the show drawn together where Captain Hero's the Superman of that show. And he gives someone a tumor by using this X-ray vision for too much. And he's like, you know what? I'm surrendering my powers. So he goes up to what looks like the fortress of solitude or whatever.

He hops on a horse, the horse bucks, and he slides immediately into one of those chairs that fucking Christopher Reeve was in. It's such a good joke. It's so funny. I love the idea of just like him being completely fine and then falling. And then fall. And he just, what have you done? Ow.

Now I can't go back to the island. Damn you, berry buns. So him on the island, like. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets.

you up for success. Vital Proteins. Stay vital. Visit VitalProtene's.com and get started. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I mean... You know what I mean? The victims that had to deal with him, dude?

I don't think so, because the pictures of him there are like... He's twisted the fuck up. Like, what do you think the victim like... What if he stood up? Hey. Good. Oh, he's like... He's pretending.

bro he flexes and you see he has a ton of muscle match people just weren't really looking at him the right way he's like yoked up he's fucking giving it to like one of the fucking victims you know like he's going crazy and then fucking uh you know his wife

bust into the door and immediately a frame later that is crazy how did someone get in here he's doing a voice he says psionic who are you I'm the victim.

The bike drives in. I'm being tortured. Who is here with me? Who is here? What's happening here? Honey, I've been taken without my will. It's her. She did it.

Get this 14 year old. He's a fucking 12 year old. He moves his hand off me. He moves his hand real quick. Just so you know, like, subconsciously, but you doubt like, did he really? Did he really? Did he move? How did you do that?

He's like trying to look over there. And then like, you look in the, you look back and he's in his chair again. Did you see that? Stephen Hawking pretending is awesome What a bit to keep going Huh? What a like what a committed man that guy Yeah

How long did he live? When did he? When did he go? No, no 12 weeks He died in his like 60s? Did you see? 12 weeks? What did you?

What did you? 12 weeks? 10 weeks? To what? To what? He lived for 12 weeks? Yeah. Did he not?

He was 76 when he died. He lived? I guess that. Insane. 12 weeks in a, what? What? fly, may fly years?

Like, he lived for 12 weeks, dude. In ALS years, that's crazy. In ALS years, that's crazy. You know,

but also like, 12 weeks, yeah. How, when did he, because he got that pretty early, right?

I don't know. I feel like, imagine most of your life, imagine most of your life, you're like a chairman. That's, that's right. You know what I mean?

Yeah, not even just like wheelchair man. You're like, full on like you're a chair, basically. That's crazy. That's not that crazy. I found out way later

that he was British. Oh, because he didn't have an accent I totally know what you mean I guess like I assume He was British That's crazy man, come on He had those teeth before The entire

The shit fucked with his spine, not his teeth I think it fucked with his I think it fucked with his everything personally He looked like a fucking He looked like DNA Before they worked on him That nigga look That nigga looked like hair

He looks looked like DNA. He looked like Harry Potter he got hit with every spell. And so he's in the defense against the dark arts class. And somebody goes, all! All!

All! My wood. Oh. Fuck. And they magically hover a chair over it. You can't undo the all spells. Oh. Fuck.

The only get fixed. You do none. No one thought about that. Everybody was like, there's no way, right? This is bullshit. I'm going to Epstein's Island. We're going to Epstein's Island. Name a fictional character you think would be Epstein's Island.

Fictional character. I think we had a whole episode dedicated to this. Oh, yeah, probably, huh? Sidious. Les Grossman from Tropics on. Yeah, absolutely. What a pull. I know.

What a crazy first fictional character? I like that fucking movie. The guy that ate the fucking cookie and fucking monster house. I got to came back and got the good. I never seen. No, he wouldn't be. He absolutely would be there. No, he's not connected enough to be there.

I think he would just be there. He'd be went a trip. He'd be like, oh my God. I can't wait to sexually. I think Mojo Jojo would be there. Nah, he would. I think him would be there. I don't know if that's,

I don't know if that's insane. Like, like, Epstein clearly doesn't want him there, but you can't refuse him. He's like, he'll sink the island or some shit. Hey, like he sent a mass email out to everyone. Hey, just. so you know him. Him's going to be here. And everyone's like, fuck.

Donald Trump's like, oh, man, I'm not a big fan of him. I don't like him. I don't know what he is. I don't really, I don't, he's got lobster heads or something. It's kind of crazy. He's wearing leggings. And a tutu and a tutu. And a tutu.

I don't know what that's about. That is, who drew him, man? They were zonked out. They were zonked out. They were high out of their minds at fucking Gus's. That's crazy. I'm on that Gus is at 2 a.m. dog. Gus has closed a while ago.

He didn't touch his food yet. He's just drawing, tripping. The manager on his first night, just first time, please leave. I can't get him drawing. Fucking leave. I can't.

I'm drawing. I can't. Man, man, we got something. I think Fire Lord, uh, was it, Fire Lord Ozai. Ozai would be there from,

that's from, from Avatar, the last air vendor. Fire Lord Oz I would be there. Is that the one with the guy that the shit on his face? No, that's Zuko. No, that's his kid. Okay.

But who the fuck, who else would be there? Splinter, I think, honestly. Splinter? I think so. Yeah. I don't know. There's something. There's a reason he's there.

Definitely Randy, definitely Randy Marshall would be there. Oh. Randy Marshall would be there. Without a, yeah. Absolutely. Who's, um, do you remember a family guy, his boss from real early in the early? Oh, I loved his boss. What was his name?

camera his name. The guy I worked at the fucking beer making factory. No, the toy factory. Bear making factory? Oh, beer making factory.

I was like, wow. No, no, he was the brewery. It was the brewery. Oh, he did wrecked at the brewery. He worked at the brewery first.

And then he went to the toy factory. But he went to the toy factory, yeah. Mr. What's his name? I got to look him up. Because it's going to bother me. At a certain point, he's working at a toy factory.

Boss character. He had a weird name. Brian Griffin would be there too. Brian Griffin would be there to. What? Mr. We would be there. Mr. Weed.

Damn, I'm going to watch Family Guy again because I can believe he forgot about that. Yeah. Who? Brian. Brian wouldn't be there. Brian's famously someone. Brian's skeevy enough to want to be there. Like, he would try to get there, but he wouldn't be allowed in.

I guess he would want to be there for the prestige. Quagmire. I don't think he, quagmire. Quagmire doesn't want to. Yeah, Brian doesn't want to go party, but he doesn't want it. I would go and be like, oh, this is not what I wanted exactly. No, it's exactly what he wanted. Really?

I was more just a grown woman. Do you not remember that episode where, like, baby's born? And he's like, hard. And it's like, hey, Meg, 18 yet? Hard to believe she's just, she's only 18. It's like, bro. One of my favorite bitch, he's like, hey, Meg, 18 yet? And she's like, nope.

Okay. And then it's just like a real quick thing. Just 18 yet? That is so fucking insane. Anyway, let's wrap it up here. We didn't get to a lot of questions. It was an Epstein heavy episode. Yeah, we'll get to a lot of questions.

We'll focus next week. What's going to be crazier than that? Yeah, what's going to, nothing's going to happen. No. I just knew my bedroom. I just had a meeting with the Council of Rape and Child Endangerment. And they said they wanted me to be the head of the board of directors. And I said, well, I guess I'll take it.

Sleepy Joe can never do this. He would go to a meeting and fall asleep and die. He would die right at his chair. He's trying to make a fucking government branch that he's going to be the head of even after he leaves office. He would be coming. Green Skeleton before. What it was it called again? It was called the Department of

Worn Peace or whatever. He's trying to have a perpetual role in it. And I'm like, that is fucking crazy. Listen, my name is in the Epstein files over a thousand times, but it's not real. But Bill Gates is in there a little bit. That's real. That's real.

His is real. Mine is fake. His is real. Speaking of Israel, I think what I want to do is I want to give. I want to give them all of our money. I think I want to donate every child that we have. No child's behind. Left behind.

We want to shed them all day is really. We want to give them to the Nanyahu. And then the Lolita Express is going to crash to where they store all the files. They're going to peak into a plane. They're going to 9-11, the FC files. They're going to peek into the plane. It's going to be fucking Elon because they need to get rid of him. They're like, all right, this is, he's kind of becoming a liability at this point.

We're going to. They want a fidget spinner like, yeah, yeah. We're going to crash. We're going to crash. We're going to crash. Air Force One into the Epstein Files. He just says it. And Michael Rubio's there like,

Shut up! I didn't even say that. I wonder who would say such a thing. That was not a sentence for you to hear. We're going to the new Air Force one, we're going to need a new one. I don't know why, but we're going to need a new

one soon. We're thinking of taking Jeffrey Epstein's old plane, making it the the America Express. the America Express. No longer the child fucking Express. That's over with, I think. Yeah.

Yeah. Let's get the fuck out of. Read the names of our $25 and up page. Remember, you can go to Patreon.com slash a snark tank. You want to support us over there. Have some nonpartisan, not paid for fucking opinions over here, you know? Jesus Christ.

It is insane how many people are bent it over, backwards to just like pretend like this isn't about them fucking wild i saw jd vance was silent for three days and he suddenly tweeted about something that like had nothing to do with i've seen of course of course it's just like brother like i'm sure his comments are ransacked that connery's pants guy you know you know him i'm not sure i met him a couple times in person he's a cool guy but like he he he he's the one who kept ratioing everybody like he would like go under elon's comments you'd be like hope you die hard and like fucking like

and it just like and it would be like some absurd like ratio it would be like 210,000 likes to like 30 or something I probably if I see I'd probably recognize it yeah

anyway we're gonna read the $25 enough names now what the fuck was that? What was that? Why'd you purr like a fucking well that's not right we certainly don't have 160%

why do you have pictures of children on your phone it's my fucking nephew what do you mean you it's not a good image Such an escalation I don't want to show you guys It's like oh it's not a good image that's way worse

It's not a good thing as Brother I don't think you should have that on there Really? Are you asking that question? I wouldn't I guess I would look at look at

I would have that shown to me I wouldn't want it on my phone I'm just saying I know it's harmless But fucking The law is fucking You know Look, you're looking up, implications can do a lot.

Well, in fairness, in fairness to Kingston, there clearly is no law. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success. Vital Proteins.

Stay vital. Visit VitalProtteens.com and get started. These statements have not been evaluated by the food. Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north. probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you.

Yeah. Actually, actually, actually all you got to do is put a fucking MAGA hat on. You'll be fine. Yeah. You can do whatever you want. You'll get fucking pardoned. Not hella cute.

Look at him. Jesus. That's crazy. Yeah, he's a little. So Mexican. Look at him. I love that boy so much. It's not the bath one.

If it was, I would have been very upset. I'd have been very upset. Anyway, Ringo. Fucking. You're not going to count me down. Epstein's ghost fucking grabs the phone. Two, one.

I'm getting dragged. Remember that I should a little Jamaican kid getting dragged by the ghost? Oh, it dragged me now? No, it's a little Jamaican kid getting dragged by a ghost. I haven't showed you guys this yet? Oh, that happens in the beginning. No, I've seen that. It lets go eventually.

Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. You were like, what is this bullshit? I put it on the TV in the house. It was like, guys, look at this. And everybody was like, you're retarded? What is this? What the fuck you just showed me?

That's fake. I didn't see if he was off the ground. Literally. And they were like, yo, somebody shoot this guy. Anyways. Ringo. Please. Ringo, the South Texas sodomizer.

Damn. Gay Lincoln Park be like, I whip it out. Sucking penis because I'm so fucking gay. There we go. There we go. That's good. That's a syllable. I think I might steal that.

That's good. I think I might steal that. That's worth stealing. Look. Here we go for the hundredth time. But instead of so fucking, I probably would say because I'm totally gay. That looks fake as fuck. What?

The child? It looks like you made it like you put like makeup over a pumpkin. You know, like you dressed up a pumpkin. That looks like a fake thing. It looks like Chad GPD did that. That does look like, is that AI? I can't believe you would do that. My nephew's AI.

Is that even real? That's crazy. This whole time he's. just been generating images. Oh, my, look, my nephew scratched me. And he just dug into his fucking face. He dug into his own face.

To give himself a fake memory with a fake family member. Dude, if that actually happened, I wouldn't know what to do. Oh, my God. Like, oh, I'm partners with a fucking insane person. I'm actually panicking. He's just a crazy guy.

Like, I, stop. I didn't do anything. What do you mean? Jesus. Don't do that. What did I do? Did you guys touch? Yes, this freaking...

This guy. What were you going to say? Nothing, nothing good. Nothing good. All right. I'm good. What is it going to be? Okay, go ahead.

Oh shit. Madness managed. My bad, Christy. No. Melting my voodoo doll for shooting that dog. I don't know. A different sad guy from Michigan. Increasing my hatred for Sweeney's prefrontal cortex every day.

until the manifested explosion makes Hiroshima look like a science project. That's crazy. Hitting young Colin with the Jew ray gun. What? Did he just turn him Jewish, I guess?

Yeah. Miu! I think Israel should exist. This is what immediately means. That's crazy. Bim bite. Cold Brew King. I fucking love the NCR. The Bears got one head.

left. Anyway, Alpha, Alpha V. The gayest Bronco fan in history of being gay, teleporting the lower tower away. Or, yeah, teleporting the third tower away. So we had 9-11 instead of 9-1-1.

Good. Hey-oh. There once was a man Thomas Sweeney. He had such a he had such a small tiny peony. He guzzled some cum that came from his bum and never once touched a virginie.

That's pretty good. That's that fucking more detail. That's just not true. That's a good little limerick you got there. None of that's true. You know what's crazy about this? Is that like, I don't know if you, I don't know if you plan this out or if you're just like,

you're well prepared. But so he wrote that. That would normally be too long and it would normally cut off. But he combined a bunch of words and erased the spaces so it would work. Oh, interesting. Like, that's kind of. good. Smart.

That's a smart guy. I'm looking at your profile picture now. You seem smart. This is a bagel. This is a bald guy with a beard. Big Chrissy. The Choloker threatening to turn Gotham Mexican. Malik Berry, Yeet, Spout.

Hassan having sex. Fucking... Gay. That's funny. Fucking skis. Fucking G's? No, it's just the first one. Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh, I know. Okay. Fucking, that's good. I wish I would have got that on the first row. Hassan meeting deforvid. Fucking de forbid. Stupid.

Stupid. Sweeney, the answer to j-coded Pokemon equals probo pass. John 1,000 beats Goku with his pre-com. Sween creating a razor anomaly from stalker. Those things are serious, dude. Oh, man. finished stalker.

I liked it. I don't know. I gotta get back to it. Oh, you were playing Stalker too, right? Yeah, that's the most recent one, right? Yeah. Yeah. I was playing. I did like it. I just, I don't know. I got stuck away on other things. The Dead Spider, Stacey's dad is hot. And Stacey's dad is hot and really rad. I need his dick and I need it so bad.

That's pretty good. Stacey's dad, can you see? That is the penis for me. I know it might be bad, but I love with Stacy's dad. You can do that, you can do it. That works. His dad looks fucking gross. His dad looks like, like, his dad looks like if Danny DeVito was as repulsive as the character he plays. You know what I mean?

It's always sunny are like a lot of things where he's just like a gross guy. I just want to be pure. I just want to be pure. I love that. Fuck me. Fuck me now. It's like, you're so hot.

Stacey's dad. Oh, Stacey's dad. Oh, Stacy's dad. Oh, Stacy's dad. Yeah. There's a video of this grown man. This maga guy getting attacked by a bunch of high schoolers. Oh, really?

Oh, I've seen it. Wait, wait, do you have it? Let me see. Yeah, this stupid bro truck guy. Guy in a fucking girl's face. and then started attacking her

and then all the high schoolers fucking just ransacked. Hell yeah, dude. Yes. I'm like, you fucking moron. So they're investigating right now. This isn't even like a MAGA thing.

Like if you're fucking any, anybody who doesn't mind their own business and just starts a fight and they get jumped, I love it. Yeah. So the context is this was, they were walking out for an anti-ice protest, right?

So they're walking out of their school. And then that fucking piece of shit was talking, Shinseng racist stuff. Chick was probably flapping her gums. And then he attacked her. They all swarmed them. That adult guy? Yeah.

What is he just waiting by the high school? Probably. Dude, I called the... Hey! You're supposed to be in class. He has binoculars hanging from his neck. And a fucking bodeer.

Hey. Hey! He's got a gilly suit. He's gillie suing out of it. Hey, you're supposed to be in fucking... You're supposed to be in gym. Yeah. Why aren't you playing volleyball right now?

Come on. Hurry. Seriously, please. Yeah, I called the cops on a guy that was circling a high school and I was in Vegas. Yeah. I was on my way to the gym. And there was a truck circling where the high school is.

And he was pulling over in the middle of the street talking to the girls. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? That's crazy. And so I was like, look, I called him. I was like, hey, I don't want to be an alarmist, but this is not normal. And I hope they killed him. I hope they. I don't want to be an alarmist.

Hope he's dead. It's when you drive by, he throw a pumpkin bomb in his car. He's talking about it. You imagine that video It ends with some guy Like throwing a pumpkin bomb And he becomes a green skeleton It's like what are you doing?

You can't do that It's only him We've just been notified That the radical left Has been throwing pumpkin bombs At our loyal Maga Fellows What a shame

What a shame We've got our own pumpkin bombs We're going to start dropping them on children I love that Shultz and freaking What's got a Charleston freaking I'm a dumb nigga But uh Oh he's shabre

Oh, he shat on him for being like, well, see, this is the thing that upsets me. Charlemagne knows that Andrew Schultz is grifting because to be like, oh, I didn't know. And then again, Charlaman being like, well, even before, he said that we should rip up the Constitution. We should get rid of it. Yeah, he was saying that before. So, you know, it's like. I'm torn about this, actually. Uh-huh.

Because I think the message that should be sent is, okay. you're willing to walk back. For whatever reason, fine. You're at least willing to do that. A lot of people are so dug in and they're so like they're fucked and they're like beyond help. So like I'm torn because I think he's grifted. I'd prefer him to do that though. Right.

Like it's kind of one of those things where it's like I want to call you a retard. I want to be like how the fuck did it, how did it take this long for you to reach this conclusion? However insincere, sincere it is, I'm kind of, I don't know how I feel about it really. Because I'm like more people should do this and people should be more. I guess accepting of that, but also how did you get so stupid? I'm of two worlds, right? You know what I mean?

I'm split, really. 100%. It's like, you're right. We should be like, okay, well. You're not going to reiterate what he just said, are you? Yeah. Neither mean to brand them. They need to be branded.

I mean, branded. I'm on board. We can't. We can't let people like that split back in a society. He doesn't have to get a, he doesn't have to get a Nazi. He doesn't have to get it with what? He doesn't have to get a sweat. He just has to have like retard.

Like an R in a circle. Yeah. Well, no, because that's just registered trademark. That's a real. That's a real thing already. But like trademark retard. It could be like small. It could be on the, it needs to be visible.

So it's got to be on the hand of the neck. But like the spinner hat. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints in a smooth, ready to drink, shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, good. Or, or, or, like, fucking, fucking, fucking, you didn't get a propeller hat seared under your skull.

It's going to be a mojo-jo situation. If you take off the hat, your brain is exposed. That is exposed. Perfect. Yeah, I think, I don't know, like, retard written across the neck in, like, comic sins. We can't let them slink back into society being like, we were just, you were just, you know. We were cool.

The thing is that, I guess maybe the ones that are kind of like coming back and being like, hey, we were wrong. Sorry about that. I mean, they're still. I mean, they're retarded. They're dumb. They're dumb. They're dumb. Like, Tune on Shaman realizing, I'm like, good.

It pisses me off when Andrew Shultz does it because I know it's not genuine. but again, I prefer he do that for the retarded people. The problem is the people that are staying to help them turn. They seriously can't be allowed. They seriously can't be allowed. I believe the Q&on Chaman guys genuine, actually. No, I feel like that. That's why I said.

I felt good like that. He did that great. I don't believe Andrew Schultz, but again, we said like we'd rather have him do that than not do it. He's a big voice. He'll help retarded people also maybe realize their fault too. I'm not going to pat you on the back for coming to an obvious conclusion, but I'll refrain from shitting on you in the way

that I want to. Now do the rest of the work. That's it, man. Right. Yeah. Anyway. Sonomizing Neil deGrasse Tyson with a frozen pineapple till it thaws, then politely asking if he still has that weird leap year take. Does he have a weird leap year take? I don't know about his leap year take.

I don't know anything else. Because they are. I mean, I just don't know what is. I genuinely don't remember. Leap year is the year of homosexuals. Can you look it up? Look up Neil deGess Tyson leap year. I don't even understand.

Every single leap year is fully. of a bunch of dumb niggas. I'll show you six images of why leap years? You'll be able to see that they're dumb. What a weird. All right. The profit of regret asserts Israel's right

to exist post-invasion citing longstanding covenant covenant judo values. So a year ago, history of leap days. Is there anything crazy about it? It's too long. It took 12 minute video. Whatever, I don't care.

The leap year as explained by near, okay, this is. Does he think he's gay or something? This is nine years ago. I don't know which one he means. Yeah, I don't know. Nine year old clip. Maybe he thinks the leave year isn't real or something.

I don't know. The moon landing and the leap year is not real. The moon land. I'm Neil deGress Tyson. The moon is fake. Watch this and he pulls a piccolo and blows it up. He fucking. No, he like, he takes a needle out and he goes like in front of your, in front of your, like your vision.

Like you're looking at the moon. He fucking reaches out of the screen. Pops the moon in front of you. I'd be so bothered. I'd be so bothered. I'd be like, oh, there's no rules. You'd be bothered to build a guy's nice and pop the moon? Either he's a god or everything's fake, and if that's true, I'm blowing my head off. I'm the architect of this.

I haven't decided what to call this yet. See how easy it is to pop the moon. Let's continue. See how easy it is to pop the moon. You see your little heart. Can you please pop the administration? Like, can you? No.

No. No. That's beyond science. You know, pedophilia is above my concern. I don't care because it's not about gravity. It's not about gravity. I just don't care. How could you compare the moon to pedophilia?

Like, the moon's so much crazier. It's so much larger. You can fit every pedophile on one little crater on the moon. What does that mean? Everything is so insignificant. The world is so insinficient. significant tent. I don't care about a pedophile.

I'm Captain Lou and I'm talking to you. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Clamuel Esquire the third. Fagatron. Very cool. Very cool.

Very cool. Very cool. Hassan Tarantino. Sucking feet. That's pretty good. That's so dumb. MGS4, Old Snake having troubles at the DMV. Stupid.

Why do I got to get back in line? They told me I could do this online. Why am I back in line? I've seen three different chaos. They keep telling me what's going on. You're calling every number before mine. They're calling every number before me. This is crazy.

And I'm one. I think there may be a mistake. No, you'll wait your turn. I literally got here first. I literally got here three hours ago. And I had a call. I'm number one. You're at 42.

Wait your time. Turn, sir. Sir. You know what's crazy? I've never had a bad interest of DMV. That's crazy. Have you ever been? Yeah, recently.

Very recently I've only had negative experience. The DMV is, one thing I noticed that it's better now because they're, they are weeding out absolute retarded people of being in there. So for me to do something very specific, I couldn't even do it. I had to lie about how to get. So to book an appointment online, there's only specific things they'll let you do. and my thing was an anomaly. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger. and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes

on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And I was like, okay, I need a lie. And so there's so many bars of entry to even go into the DMV now because they're like, you can do this online.

There's a kiosk. They're trying to keep you out. Hey, there's a kiosk at Albertsons. Go get your fucking tags. Don't come in here. And so it was a little bit of a better experience because of that. They're like barring so many people from coming in there.

Yeah. Before it was a nightmare. Every time, man. I mean, like 30 minutes. I'm out. I'm like, all right, cool.

You don't get it. That's lovely. In California, they don't give paper titles. That was my fucking. problem. When I tried to get it registered in New York, they were like, where's the paper title? And I'm like, it's not real.

They don't do that. And then they're like, well, we need the paper title. And I'm like, how do you guys not? It was so annoying. You must have experienced this before. How did you deal with it? It's bewildering. Like, this was like in the 2020s.

This wasn't like in like 1698 or something before the U.S. Yeah. It's like it really is bewildering. Like how, like I went to the, I went to the DMV and back. three times in one day when I was trying to do it and it's still the reason the reason why I don't have my car

still to this day is honestly that I think it's like I think I have like a mental block of like not wanting to experience anything even remotely close to that again and so like I just don't want to go through the trouble of re-registering even though it would be probably easier going backwards I get it now I had a similar problem

with the way that you don't get your title if a bank owned your car right if you're financing your car you don't get it they own it But even they do electronic. So the thing is when I, I can't remember what I was trying to do, but I had to explain that when I was registering in California because they wanted the title. I'm like, I don't own the car. I don't have the title.

Once it's finished, I will have the title because it will be mine. And so I'd explain. And I'm like, how do you guys not notice? Like, it's just like a very, everyone finances cars because we're fucking poor. You know what I mean? So it's like, how do you not fucking, whatever? Dude, it was even more than I own the car. I paid it off already.

Like I already have it like that car is mine And so they were still like We need the title I'm like I have the electronic title It's like we need a paper I'm like can I print this out And they're like no that's not the same thing

And I'm like well We need a hot soup in their face I really I was actually kind of crashing out I was like I was not under my breath Like not shouting But like vocally talking to my mom Where I was like this is why people shoot places up Like I totally get it

I understand So next time you open up a calzone that just got out of the oven and you did. That's so crazy. That is hot on a level that's crazy because that's sealed. Hot is preposterous.

That is actually preposterous because that's trapped heat and wind and cheese. Hot cheese is so painful. Getting splashed with an open cows, a freshly open calzone would make someone sound like a like a xenomorph probably.

They would get hit and they You ever seen a watchman the fucking 2009 one? Do you remember the scene where fucking Rorschach throws hot oil? Yeah, in the prison scene. And a guy squeals like a pain. I can't laugh every time. Dude, it's such a, I mean, it is a fucking crazy thing that happened to you, man. It's so over the top.

Yes, he did try to stab him. He did try to stab him. Rochack was not bothering anybody. He was just being autistic and quiet and stinking by himself. Well, he put a lot of people in there. Yeah, but did they deserve it? Not to them. He basically, it's kind of like the Batman.

Then we make fun of Batman for beating the absolute piss out of people and they're all maimed. So I understand a lot of people would want some revenge. But also, I wouldn't fuck with Rorschach either. He's insane. He's literally insane. Why would you fuck with him? Oh, this guy beat the absolute piss out of me on the outside. What chance to have in you?

Rorschach is what happens. We have autism and you were like, I want to be a vigilante. Yeah. And you just take it to the fucking heights of it. Like, I'm just going to beat the fuck out of people that seem like they're scary to me. You know what I kind of want to play Archim City again. Good game.

I like the way that game starts out where like Bruce is arrested. Mm-hmm. It's a cool, like, framing for the beginning. My favorite one. I can't play the Arkham games again because I've played them too much when I did. Yeah. But I feel like over time, like I play so many games that like older games that I did play, like I kind of forget key parts of them. Every game that's memorable to me, I play too hard.

So that's why I can't replay certain games. Like I'm playing infamous right now, and you're in New Orleans. I don't like it. Yeah. I don't like you're in fucking offense, effectively in New Orleans. Why are you beating up black people? Why don't you like it? No, there's one black girl.

And I'm like, oh, my God, you're blacking from the swamp. Gross. But it was New York at first. It was like effectively New York at first. The city was Empire City. And then you're like, now you're in New Orleans. And I'm like, this isn't as cool. Is the second one the same guy?

Cole McGrath. Yeah, so cool. What's his name? Cole McGrath. Of course his name's Cole McGrath. It's such a fucking standard. That game is. so crazy because it's like it's very hyper political.

That game is high. Infamous too? Yeah. Hyper political. I don't remember that about it. It's very political. I never played it. You're literally fighting right wing.

Yeah, I did. I did it. How do you not know you fucking piece of you? I'm saying I don't know that. I didn't remember that about it. So in the game you're literally like they're like right wing like fucking hyper nationalist zealots. Oh, is it because your electricity?

What does that mean? Read your names. Let's got out of here. I'm hungry. I'm about this one. Why are you spreading electricity? everywhere. You should privatize that. You should privatize. Why aren't you

a billionaire that I can worship? You should be bought because you're electric. You're just electricity. You're a conduit. And Colters grabs the guy and electrocutes him until he's a skeleton and leaves him there. Make Empire City redigan, but. Yeah, and he stands up.

He's like, oh, I'm so skinny. I'm gone. All right, let's get out of here. Yeah, I'm going to kill the brother with a mortar. A beverage of sorts. I am become gay, destroyer of straits. I also had gazex with the mind flare in Balders Gate 3. Chainsawed shut. Deep-dicking ice agents wise because they sure ain't doing it.

Zerker-uroli's Yangya-sized genus. Rain shifted. I'm going to piss my pants. Yeah, go ahead. That's heinous. Right there. I was talking about that one day. It was like episode that we're all like, we're all finishing a podcast.

We're all stepping in piss. We got to figure out who pissed their pants. Hey, he gave me permission. I said, I'm going to piss my pants. I said, go ahead. I mean, you started this yourself. It's your fault. Hey, man.

Now he's flooding the room. The room is the little water levels are rising. It looks ridiculous. The Sloker 2, Why So Derpy? Has the winning side saved the West yet? I was hoping for a bit of West saving. If by save you mean doom, then yes. I wouldn't say doom, but definitely not on.

Damn near. Not on up, not on up, not on up, not on the up beat right now. Not on the up and up. Post-shower juicy fart Damn Getting kicked out of a gun show for raiding them based on mouth feel Yeah, this one's good Deep don'ting a shotgun

And they're like The light moan, the light like Oh Oh Oh yeah How about He gives them the money Oh

Thank you It looks It's like a fucking Splat flame Like where like it says blower and it turns red and black. It's like Kellogg. Why is that our standard

for someone being murdered? Kellogg is like an iconic. It's a weirdly iconic part of that game, him being like that. Because it's such a dumb boss fight, because it's just an important man in a room, a really tight room. You don't really have a lot of space to maneuver. Isn't it just like a much of like a, it's like a, I'm not remembering the layout correctly, but isn't

it like a college like a classroom or something? Like it looks like that. All I remember is that you go up a bunch of like like rafter is effective when you get to him and he's in a room and he's like I'm not going to take your son and it's like all right cool mini nuke into the room yeah and then it's like oh it's fun then I take his too I love the fact that he

I love when he goes invisible and you're like I know where you are digging like what do you do yeah you just vats him and you see him what are you doing I know you're there you'll never see me and I take his fucking gun and I throw it away I but it's it's kind of ass eventually he's got a shit gun yeah it's the problem with fall out it's fine for if you're mainlining

and that's you know the problem of fallout is that your guns get like Skyrim if you get your guns too early they're weaker so you have to do everything later on like once you get to pass level 30 then you go do a bunch of the main show so you get the best versions of all the weapons yeah that's what I do

my favorite X-man is Ted Kaczynski attaching my kilosomy bag to my feeding tube for an infinite food hack Tankus the trash man daycare monkey using quivering palm 36 times a day 36 is a lot dude that's too many times to be using anything

using the power of AI and V-tubing to bring my dead dog back to life. Derek not chauvin is innocent hashtag frame round-dide agent playing chicken but gay. The wedding is next week. Terrible news. Dracula flow supports ice. Check his insur. I mean, brother. What do you mean? Terrible

news. Duh. He's an old white man who's insane. Who me? No. Somebody said like terrible news guys. Dracula flow supports ice. As if that's like surprising.

know what I mean like what what do you like I just I don't understand the surprise in that is it disappointing I guess but only so much is like I don't know I I wasn't looking up to Dracula flow I haven't seen the real Dracula flow yeah like I haven't seen that guy really so I don't care like yeah check his Instagram I don't know really yeah I didn't even think I've never would any I mean he's an old white man I mean duh right right right right right right? I don't have faith in him no more. Would any of you fine gentlemen like to hear my impression of Derek

hitting on a teenager? Yeah. All right, yeah, do it. Oh, I thought like... Oh, I thought like he... I thought he was going to put it. No. Or was he pretending... I think he was trying to make me say it. Like, you sang it. Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. I was like,

was that the point? Yeah, I think I missed it. Okay. Guys, I'm quite hungry. Yeah, let's finish. You're hungry? Yes. So am I. I haven't eaten at all. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick, fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink, shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success. Vital Proteins. Stay vital. Visit VitalProtene's.com and get started. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug

Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. I drink a smoothie, a protein smoothie. You want a little fucking Chabonis. Yeah. You okay? You okay there? I'm in control. Are you in control? Total control. I am ordering you to surrender that gay guy. Rest in peace, Michael Parenti.

Look him up, people. Michael Parenti? Who's Michael Parenti? I don't know. Michael Parenti? Yeah. Parenti? I don't know that name off top of that.

It says rest and peace. I don't know. Is that another ice thing? Wouldn't be fucking surprised. Rivenpiss. At this point. Queen of Fap Hazard, what do you mean Freddie Fazbearer was in the files?

Oh, that was a thing too, right? Like, he liked Fnaf Porn. Okay. Like, yeah, he shared a bunch of it. There's a bunch of the thing, too, where he's, like, linked to, like, he had a meeting with the guy who created 4chan, which, duh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot that guy's name, like, Chris Poole.

R slash pole shit, right? I think that's his name, and I don't think it's the same guy. Let's be clear. Let's be clear. It's not the same Chris Poole. I don't think there's the same. Hold on. He's a huge part of that shit too.

R slash pole. The things, all the fucking conspiracy theory motherforkers would go. Oh. And they got cacophonist. Yeah, Galane. Not the same guy, but... Oh, Christopher Paul, I see. This is Chris.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, moot. Yeah. I think was his username. Yeah. So that was in the files too. Not Tim Poole's brother. Yeah, good Lord, man.

Bald, uh, blue-eyed German man waiting for the Expedition 33 movie with Sween as Lunei flying around the screen. Yeah, me too. Please look up which actors sang the Kwanza song. in the PBS show The kid's show Arthur That sounds about it Do you know, do you know, Kingston?

You're an Arthur You're an avid author I love Arthur but no, I don't know Was it Erica Badu? Do you know the Kwanza song From that show? No How many seasons of Arthur are there

Like 37 or something? A lot. It's like a lot, right? A lot. I don't know. I don't know who it is. You're looking up there, I'm going to do it.

You look it up Kingston. Yeah. You do something for once. There was something else I was going to look up. I already forgot. You fucking get up Oh yeah.

Get off your lazy ass and do something for the show for once. Instead of just standing there vomiting every time I cut away from you. That's one thing that is kind of like a little known fact. Every time I cut away from us,

every time I cut away from him, it's because he leans off, he leans away from the mic to vomit. Yeah. It's, it's incredible how much vomit he has. It's like, there's always like a, we keep,

it's kind of off camera, but there's like five buckets. Yeah. Just full to the brim of like bile and excrement and, yeah. It's a lot of weird shit. I gotta do a lot of editing

so you don't, hear it, you know, because I know a lot of you are squeamish. Right. Like, we don't want to, like, bother anybody with that shit, but, like, I mean, we kind of hitched our wagon to this fucking guy, so. Mm-hmm. Did you find it yet? I'm installing. He's still struggling.

Just, uh, you know. Google is a difficult tool to use. You know, but I'm trying to get from the song. It's not happening. Just, just... I'm just gonna move on. Snark Tank's already left this. I have the pussy, so I make the rules. Thugzilla X. God Ziggas in Paris. Gtta4 Swingsickicklitch. Frogs together. Tom Howard casting himself as the voice

for the aliens in fallout like Tarantino and Pulp Fiction. Emilio, the Chosen Juan. This way up, V. I've fallen and I can't get up. Hassan trying to filter sand. Fucking sieves. Sween, look behind you. Is that the grim reaper?

Ugh. It's a weird thing for him to say. Big meaty stinks. Canola Joe drowning 1,000 ice agents and oil. Using earwax as lube for anal. Jesus Christ. Gay actor Rosebud Delicious. Mimi Big Boy.

Sorry I can't. I had a burrito. Haven't honkies out Berlin or we come and chimps? I don't know what that means. Heath watching Venezuela from a Japanese Taco Bell. Gids, Derek refusing to take fans seriously about using AI and proceeding to call

a stupid should be addressed. I already did. Yeah, we addressed it, right? Yeah, he didn't listen to where... Oh, wait, no. It doesn't need to address. I did address that, said, you're stupid. Yeah.

I said more you're autistic than stupid, but, like, I'm like, oh, you don't, you don't get it in the way, you know, and I think that's fine. If you don't get it, just don't be retarded and think that the person that spends hours making, customizing gay shit when I could use AI is using it for a nefarious purpose. That's why I think you're stupid. Right. And like, it's fine. If you don't get her, you don't like it. That's okay. Small pussy.

Why is it not giving me who sang the song is giving me the song? I guess it's Steve Cobbs. I don't know what that. means to me. I don't know why that's relevant. Is he in the Epstein Files? I don't know what to say about it. I'll fuck George Lucas' wife. Fat bitch-ass nerd.

I don't want to hear it. I don't like how part of me likes this, but that's because I love this show growing up so much. Yeah, but who is it? They're not telling you. I can't find who it is. Well, why would, what a stupid right in then? Your band. Wild goose chase for like no reason. Kingstone slamming Relax

It's Stephen Crowder Crowder singing that song Because remember he was on Arthur Oh right yeah yeah He was Brayne Damn That actually hurt my ear He slammed on the desk

I think of the punger Stephen Crowder singing the Kwanza theme Is very funny actually That's fucking awesome That is all right You know what you're unband I welcome you back You're unband

I welcome you back into the fold That's a pretty good fine Is brain black Why is brain celebrating Kwanza? I don't know, whatever. I thought Arthur was the black kid on the show, but then they were later. They cut the undercut me real bad at the end that I showed.

He's, no, he's not. He's clearly white. He's a nerd. He's got glasses. Black people don't wear glasses. I guess the monkeys are black. Not back then. I guess freaking Francine's black.

Is she? She's a cop. The dad's a cop. She, oh, well, I'm spoilers for the last episode. She becomes a cop, I guess. She becomes a cop. You know, she's probably like, I'll be one of the good ones. I'll be one of the good ones.

And Muffy's a monkey, but she's white. I don't remember anything about Arthur, to be honest. A small pussy, big pussy, I'll fuck George Lucas's white fuck as fucking bitch assner. Weido drives, sits at the front of the bus. EA Sports, it's in the sand, Kingston, slapping Lily with his festering gangren his arm, transforming her into a shambling ghoul. Hitting it from the back until eyes pop out. Bong Water Enema

Would love to see Jordan On the pod One day as a guest Yeah whatever I'm sure It'd be fucking weird Because nobody Well I mean like it would just be strange

Because it'd be just like Who's this? People love strange things Have you seen the show? Dude there was a There was a clip from Justice League Just ignore that There's a clip from Justice League

That I saw I know exactly what you're talking about Do you know what it is? Yeah It's a good setup It is a pretty good, it's a good joke, but like, I can't remember what it is. Like, like, they're arguing or they're talking about, do you remember what the context was? The context was like, oh, like, there was some,

like, you know, some alien shit that they saw or whatever. Yeah. And they were just, they were talking about it. And the caption is, uh, John Stewart, there's no green lantern just interjected a fact about himself for no reason. Yeah. And it's just like, they're all talking about like, do you think he's going to return or something? And then John Stewart says, I've seen stranger things. And like, is it yeah so it's uh i i i forgot what the caption exactly was like if my like um anti-social ass like um you know like kind of you kind of interrupting uh because i've seen this happen before you kind of look at the person you go like okay yeah when they like kind of say a useless fact just to be a part of the conversation because they're like socially awkward as fuck i've seen

stranger this is so stupid the funny thing is the way that uh phil um lamarer even says it, it does feel like that too. Yeah. Because like you're supposed to be like, I've seen stranger things. You know, like you're supposed to But I've seen stranger things. I've seen the show stranger things. I've seen the show Stranger Things. And Billy Bobby Brown and Finn Wolfheart. As the saying goes. Department of horror.

Now this is what... Now this is what it's like when balls collide. Cock, you ready to go? Because I'm ready to go. What are you going to do? Fuck me. Fuck me. Nice. Nice. Real quick, guys, if I was 100% black, I think I'd call every white person my N-word. Very cool.

Cool. Now, no one feels more pain than autistic snartang listeners when their interests are brought up. Hey, man. We are famously under-knowledged. Here's knowledge. Right there. That's where we are. You're in a sloppy mood today.

I am. Is it the hunger that's? I think it might be here. be more slaptastic. He's cranky. The Black Panthers are objectively... The Black Panthers are objectively the manifestation of the Second Amendment right now.

You see them all over the place? Like fucking arming themselves. People like, no! Black people with weapon! No! I thought about purchasing another firearm. Yeah, I thought about purchasing a plasma cutter, personally. Have you seen the fucking plasma guns shit that people have been tagging us

to Twitter? No, what? They've been doing what? Someone tagged us on Twitter when the nigger had a fucking plasma rifle. And I'm like, this is clearly dangerous. You haven't seen it yet? No, I don't know what you're saying. Is it like a real one?

Like with like actual plasma? Yeah, it is. That's sick as fuck. It's clearly very dangerous. The black, okay, the spring, spring powered 50 cow sniper, Shagohad boosted. Hassan cutting meat fucking cleave. More man, Hogsborne is the peen goblin.

Nice. Goon Devil, the man without come. Booty Wonderland, Earth, Wind, and Dick. I find bromance when I start to dance in Booty Wonderland. Hey, hey, dance. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints,

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got to an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 360. thought. Wow.

Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you.

Booty Wonderland. Cool. Booty Wonderland. Cool. What's going on? I love how discusing. Sionis asks, which host makes the hottest

trans girl? Huh? Which host of us would make the hottest trans girl? Oh. I'm a little biased, but I think me.

Yeah. I don't like a bit. I think my jaw is a bit much, but, like, I think... It's easier for you to convert. I don't think... I don't think I think I got a jaw, but, like, I got a jaw in the same way that what's her face from Stranger Things? Yeah, like... Uh, Nancy?

Fucking women have jaws, man. Jennifer Garner and... Yeah, yeah. I think I can figure it out. I don't have, like, I don't have... I'm not attracted to women, though, so it's a big problem. Right, I see. That is true.

I think I could clean myself a fair bit. Yeah, let's do it. Sweetie's hopeless. That fucking... Mangey beard he's got. It would be gone. No. Oh, okay.

Your mind would be gone. Yours would stay there. I got to get rid of my bill. I look so magy. And Lily, I like you. I like a fucking derogic. I'm like a fucking brillo pad, you bitch. I look insane.

You look like an adult. You shave it off. You look at a dumbie. Jeffrey Epstein wouldn't even be remotely interested in you. Yeah, exactly. Then you shave it off and he immediately starts looking at his chocks. Happy day. Oh, happy day, you know.

Yeah. And the ghost of Epstein just starts harassing you as soon as you shave. You like that, huh? Where are you? Hey, he just caresses his face. I missed you. Wow. Come here, Nick.

Let me rape you. Come here. That face, that, that iconic photo of him. He always has that face at all times. Dripping Derek in a barrel of cum to recreate the shoe scene from Roger Rabbit. Stiltson. That's crazy. JFG was in the Epstein Files and was funded by him.

Smitchie the Gay. The Star Tank is powerfully homerotic. Pounding ass in 4-4-time, but moaning him three-four time. That was actually an accident I'm sorry I touched his foot again What is that? Is that real?

Yeah That's like a real pitch They were gonna do it Yeah, they took a lot too Yeah The Blackstones When? Who says that?

I mean, I gotta say That looks fairly legit But I don't know if I believe it Hannah Barbera One of the leading producers Of cartoons Had planned on making a spin-off Of the Flintstones

With a cast of black characters The Black Stones Is that real? Is that confirmed? That's crazy. Where are they called the blacks? Come on, bro. I could believe that because it's just uncreative enough for that era, you know?

Like they weren't like, oh, the Jetsons. You know, like? The Blackstone. That's one step away from the Future Miser's or fucking, you know what I mean? Like you're some, some insane. The future students. I actually really like the Jetsons. That was one of my favorite shows.

Well, it was one of your favorite shows. So I watched. What are you a fucking elder? My grandma was a very old. Grandma was very old guys. I want you understand. My grandmother was. 50 by the time I was born. I used to like the movie Jetsons meet the Flintstones and I watched it as

an adult and I was like this shit's fucking ass. I bet it fucking sucks. It's probably not even like they they're from the future and they probably don't even address the Epstein files. It's a matter. George Jetson was tasked in erasing them from history. Yeah. What's his what's his actually? No, I'm talking about the Flintstones. My brain. My brain went the wrong direction. My brain went the wrong direction. Oh my God. I'm hungry and I'm tired, man. My brain with the wrong direction. I was like, wait, why he was going to What's the Jetson's wife name? Never mind. We can't get into it. Bich norah. No way. I think I'm fucking

gay Nirvana. Maycar. Chris hates Imagine Dragons, but loves reality. Trains. Star Coffee. that's the titty single tucco is my favorite vegetable. Gay Piotr Kropotkin be like the conquest of dick. Yush. Colonel Mustang

canonically molesting Edward Elric. CCR, I want to know. Have you ever received anal pain? Nice. I want to know So ridiculous Have you ever

We said received? Yeah You ever Yeah it's too much He's too many syllables for that Have you ever received? Anal pain I want to know

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And nothing more Craig the Canadian If the math If the math ain't math It's your boy Shawnee D man named Diddy and he did those people? Did Kojima write this? 9-11 on ice? At Grok is this true?

Response outless boringy. This is the crazy sign-fold episode so far ever. Every side plot is converging right now. It does kind of feel that way. The Xbox is so insane. Intro to the earnest bicycle podcast. Be like, buy, listen. It ain't many big living article. I'm not even going to get into that, man. You should be banned. A kid beat so often. He dead-ass has to start wearing triple layers. sixth grade I got in trouble for laughing at footage at the Challenger Explosion Derek hurry up and hop on Jiu Jitsu Kaisen already. It already

has a reference to the raid. Abtuce rubber goose green moose Guava juice Giant Snake, birthday cake large prize gay sex! I was going to say fucking rape I hate that that worked on me man. I hate that that actually

got a chuckle out of me. I wasn't sure where it was going. Fucking stuck the landing man. he's begging for that Coswell Wanda like Okay, sport Timmy my anus is bleeding

Odd Effler Friendly odd Efflers Yeah you know what it is It's me Wanda Wanda

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to $20 billion. 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. people.com for an office near you. Who else? Uh, or what's his face? Oh, Sam Cedar? Sam Cedar. Those are your fairy godparents? I'd be so bored.

I'd be like, fuck. He's so fucking annoyed. Do you hear what happened today? Shut up. Leave me alone. I don't want to think I'm 10. Oh, my God. Please stop telling me about the real world.

I don't care. You know, woke-ass kid. My frail-eyed parent is super fucking woke-man. Can you believe that they didn't redact all the victim's names Timmy? Well in hindsight it's obvious. Is their voice that deep?

No, it's not even close. He's like a superhero. It's like the Christian. I don't even remember how this became. I don't know how this happened. I don't know. Trump is why to do the nail on the last 10 seconds it was like right.

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won't W. De Allie, won't defoe. Jerking off with condoms to make a cleanup easier. That's so crazy. That's a level of lazy I can't even do. That's dubious, but also insane. The first time I heard that was in a movie called Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yep.

The Jason Segal. Jason Seagel, yeah. Yeah, he makes a thing. I was like, what that's fucking, that's a way. What a waste of money? What a crazy waste of money. He looks like, he's got like a... never mind

Derek Tumer be like I was gonna say he's got like a down syndrome body but like that Derek he does look kind of crazy he looks like he should have

return strength he's one of the ones that like you know he wrote the coattails you know what I mean yeah for sure he wrote the coattels he's got like

your eyes are a bit big Derek humor be like what if was that a god of war it was gay of war and Gato's had to have gay sex with all the gods I'd play it

that's fucking amazing actually yeah the fucking quick time events in that game are fire. Wage Slate 583, conservative Hassan mocking George Floyd's death. Just fucking breathe.

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it is not the same thing. First of all, it's less than a year, and he's already halfway through that right. Not to mention the people that were deported by Obama, the vast majority of them were type 1 criminals. Yeah. But I mean, you could have just, I don't know, look this shit up for you. You said that. Yeah.

You absolute retort. Thanks for the money, though. Well, the thing is, too, it's like Trump in, never mind. It's not even worth it. It's not worth it. Anyone that would comments on like that, it's like, dude, you just look. It's right there. Suck my cock, but the suckers ain't stopping.

Yowie connoisseur. When I die makes my asses into a brick and bash or fash his head in with it, John Strickland. Yeah. Last little. stretch. John Strickland again? When I die, put my N-Rwards in a grave with me. John Strickland again, I guess.

The Epstein files are hitting the Jews the way body cam footage hit blacks. I don't know what that means. There's a lot of Jews. Impecated with it. Are they? Are there? There's a lot of Jews in the Epstein files? Let's, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I love my Jewish brothers and sisters out there, okay? Yeah, Shalom. I got love for you guys, all right? La Hiam. Actually. I'm going to get a bagel after this. I have a huge respect for your origin, actually, much more than all of the other fucking ones that came from you guys. It's crazy, actually.

Yeah. Epstein Fathers, I ever there, right? The first church of Keith David, Elon S. Kennedy, unintelligent evil. God damn it. Sorry. Sorry. That was a delay for you. Hey, Hassan, what dairy product do I use for my penny al-a-a-a-fucking cream?

We made that death of it, actually. Don't care. fucking bomb. I was going to offer you dinner, but I'll fucking starve. Oh, really? No, no, no more. Can I come over?

You want to come here and dinner? You're welcome. Maybe, I don't know. Oh, no, I'm hanging out with Gabby today. Pre-Ros, the bro Krogan experience. That's crazy. The who does you think about the Genevades? We made, fuck you.

That's insane. That's insane. I would. I would absolutely listen to a Krogan, Joe Rogan, Joe Krogan? He just kills Joe Rogan and takes over the podcast. He walks in. But it's the grunt.

What's his name? The little one. No, the little one. The little one. The little one. Oh, grunt. It's a grunt. The name is grunt?

Well, yeah. He's the... You mean the kid. The kid, yeah. I get it. That's grunt, right? Yeah. His name is grunt.

I think I want to play those again. I'm getting close enough to play because it's been years. It's a lot of game. I haven't played it since the legendary edition came out. It's a lot of game, but like, I like the way it plays earnestly. Like, especially two and three. Like one, actually, the remastered one plays pretty good. I like the way one's level.

of works more than I like what you call it. Yeah, like the two and threes. There's just certain things that I can't stand in it. Like the sprinting is so fucking. Oh, it's pretty bad. It feels like someone grabbed Shepherd and then placed them. He teleports sometimes, dude. It's like, why are you moving so fast, Shepherd?

I pressed A and you're out the room by yourself now. And it's like two seconds too. Shepherd runs weird. He's got a fun beard. Damn. I'm queer. I'm queer. Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here. here. I do really. Let's go have some sex with Erd not Rex. I really do love the way Garris is shown into Garis is fucking show up into cocky and, oh, cocky and ball

cocky and ball wrinkle. That's pretty good. Cocky and ball wrinkles. See, the thing is, it's like this, that's such an old IP that's crossed with such a modern way of shit posting that, like, I bet that's actually pretty unique. Yeah. I bet that that's like maybe less than 100 people have thought of that. Right.

Less than people over over $8 billion. You struggled there for us. I did. I did. Napster of puppets. A. Kingston, bring me the gabagoole.

Bring me to Gabagoole. You're asking a least Italian nigga ever dog. Doing a reverse fentoline at the Redon festival. That's crazy. You walk in like, you walk in and you're like, you're literally like this. Yeah. Fucking Boldo do that in soul caliber.

Yeah. Kind of, yeah. Like, walks like. Crawling on my knees, it hurts to stand on heels, Lincoln Park. Monkey Monks, Monkey Monastery. Call me Dave and Busters. The way I bust on Dave. He didn't like it.

Deforvid. Oh, no, he busted on me. I want to kill another seven-year-old. DeForbit and Busters. That's crazy. Are you 15? Awesome. You cannot come in here if you are not a minor.

The prices are absolutely killer. Like I am. And he doesn't a spin. He's spinning. He's spinning. He's like Johnny 5 or something. Imping clips. Bailing female ice detainees hoping I get to hit.

Damn. That's a low, brother. Jordan. That's Jordan. You're better than that. Young Sweeney. No, you're not actually. Young Sweeney exclusively shouting the hard R when reading in class.

We need an hour of it of just Sweene's Laving Fans United Hassan at the end of the date When the girl won't put out Fucking tease Dick's so dirty I get in the pool and it all turns to mud Fallout New Jersey What?

Boring I can't think of a war It's still normal It's just the Sopranos It just Dude if they did New Vegas like New Jersey Where there's like factions of like Soprano related people

I'd fucking play that so hard hard. That would be cool. I mean, there's no fallout New York is really aggravating, but I also get why there's no fallout New York. It's too much. It would be, I mean, I would like to see it, but like I, it's, the New York is in, New York is in, New York is in, New York is in, New York. It's definitely not there anymore.

Yeah. Waving up at 4 a.m. And then putting in the trash being out of focus, Bigfoot, Chris, Derek and Sween, Bukkeying, Arthur Morgan until he looks like Elizabeth in a source filmmaker porn movie at minute 47, brother. Oh. Oh. Stop coming on me. Well, we come on him.

It looks like I got come on me. He'd come on him to the point that he eventually looks like a beautiful woman. Like he's like a beautiful woman. He was mad, but then he just accepts it after a while. I heard this is good for skin. I don't know. I guess. It's hard and it helped me.

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Athenian has the past Because he took Coloss's hard ass Pergerian after I was having a trial Frying bacon with my shirt off All over you Naferm and rounding out our list As always The king of haphazard

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