The Snark Tank - #396: Take Your Pants Off

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

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I think Epsi never thought he was going to be this famous. I mean, I should say infamous, but like... It's the same, really. These days, it's like, what's the difference? I can't escape, like... I think he really didn't want to, and he was doing a really good job at not. He really did because he did not know about him. When was the last truly infamous person?

Like, the last, like, universally, you know what I mean? Because now it feels like if someone is infamous traditionally... Was it Charles Manson, maybe? Yeah, probably. Like that, that ilk of people. Maybe Jared Folk. was like the last time. Somebody was infinite,

like infinite. Because now a pedophile can just be like MAGA. And then they're like, you know, they've got like a built in kind of like hundreds of thousands, potentially millions of fans.

I'm actually, so. I'm surprised Jared Fogel isn't in the files. Yeah, I guess he had his own thing going. Yeah, I guess. Jerry Fogel had a small operation going,

but he was, I mean, he definitely did since. He was too creepy for even them, you know? Yeah, they're like, Hey, man.

It was like, Elon. They were like, Elon, you can't come here. You're weird. Basically. That is so funny that that's true. I love that.

And it makes perfect sense too. Because even Trump seems like he'll hang out with anyone that like that just sucks him off. Yeah. And even him was like he was getting so tired. During that dough shit, he was so tired of him being at the White House all the time. I like how that shut down, by the way. The Department of Government Officially shut down. Shut down.

Doe went in and found all the fraud. It's like, yeah, themselves. And then they fucking stopped existing. Got rid of the organizations that are supposed to track fraud and give, you know, consumers refunds. And they're like, no, not that. Yeah. And then they just bounced. That's so crazy.

Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek. It's Henstweeney. Look at him over there, scratching his little forehead. How are you feeling over there, huh? You're getting a dog soon? Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Are you sure? Great Dane? That's crazy. You're going to get a Clydesdale? No. I'd love one of those... The horse?

Yeah. I'd love one of those big doggies, but it can't fit in that house. Do you think you can fit a Clydesdale in your house? The horse? Yeah. It don't fit in there, but... Let me rephrase it.

Do you think you could comfortably fit a Clydesdale? Oh, absolutely. No. What makes you say that? Clydesdale's that are really, really, really big horses, right? The ones are the woolly feet. They're the ones that are ostensibly dragons. They're scary.

I've seen them in person and they're fucking so, they're huge, dude. They're way bigger than I thought. They're big compared to me, like much, like even horse scale. The horses are bigger than me for the most part. Yes. But like, I've seen horses that are not that big, though. Yeah, baby horses. No, like, no horses.

Like, racing horses are not that big of horses. They're actually on a smaller side. What do you mean by bigger? Like, there's horses that are, like, Clydesdales are huge horses. Right. They're like niece. Like, if close the horse can get genuinely. Mm-hmm.

You know? Yeah. But like there are some horses that, like, racers I've seen that are not that big. It kind of blew my mind that, like, zebras are smaller. Like, I kind of just didn't even consider that because I don't think I've ever seen a zebra next to a horse. That's why. They're so wild. I was like, look at zebra in person?

I don't think so. I've seen them at zoos. I feel like the, like, the zoos that I'll go to were like better than that. And they're like, let's, we can't do this. We can't, we can't keep zebras in the fucking zoo. crazy. Oh, it was like a we can't Oh, it's like we can't do this, we can't afford it. Let's like let's just make it a moral thing to not have zebras.

Actually, what you call it? A lot of zoos are conservation places, a lot of private zoos. I know they say that. I know. They're not they say that. Now they are. And they're more so now they're more so that when they were younger. They were younger. Absolutely. I guess they're fairly dubious. Like a lot of them are those animals are dying. Yeah. So it's like oh, I imagine most pandas are in the zoo. You know what I'm saying? But

they're nine days anymore. I know that. Really, PANNas? They fixed it? They fixed it? They got them fucking? All right. Apparently getting Pandas the fuck is like hyper difficult. They manually grabbed them and they were like I'm not, we're not in the mood anymore.

Get on them. Get on top right now. And it's like, yeah. They clearly didn't want to be around anymore. Oh yeah. They shouldn't be here. They shouldn't be here. They were like, listen, my diet doesn't make sense to where I live at all.

I'm tired of this shit. And then the humans are like, nah, keep going. You look cute. You're so adorable. You're our national animal. And I will say, I love pandas. No, yeah, they're great. But it's like, it's like a, it's like a cosmic version of like when, you know, when like an old lady has a dog.

And it's like, it's like, it's like 26. And you know. Like, it's like, what do you like your, it's got like an artificial lung. And you're like, what are you doing to this dog? It's clearly, clearly wants to go. Yeah. Let them go. Yeah.

Yeah. I have a big problem with that, yeah. Yeah, it's upsetting. And we were at the beach the other day and then just. walking the dogs and they're just on I'm like hmm yeah I'm like it's fucking hallucinating

clearly just let them go you know I understand I understand you love them all those dogs smashed faces I understand you love them they mean they mean a lot to you but you elongate it like like give them like a make them look like a greyhound you know put that thing in the middle of them

you remember the New York City do you remember the New York City buses with the like the accordion oh my god oh yeah yeah yeah yeah they got just get one of those I would stand in the middle because they'd have like a little like a little platform in the middle directly

and I would stand in the middle of it I like that's where it's gonna like that's where it's gonna like that's why you die that's where you genuinely die or you're just like it rips apart and you're just floating around on that are those buses are those buses still real I feel like I haven't seen one of those buses they might have gotten rotated out child they were so cool of course

I don't know I don't know why we don't have the circuit thing that they have in San Francisco they don't use gas they use the fucking circuit thing of like oh yeah it's like it's like they have a bunch of electrical wires above that they all the like just run on it

Oh they have that in like Santa Monica I think too Yeah I think it I don't have it in San Fran I've seen it there I could be mistaken I feel I don't know why we don't have that in New York I guess it would cost to do that would be a lot at that moment

But it's like The infrastructure would be crazy on that I don't think Retrofit New York City I bet it wouldn't be that bad Versus like people cutting corners Give them themselves raises Yeah and gas emissions

Like that I would agree And it would clear I think would make more sense To make the subways better than to do that stuff. I mean, that's a part of the infrastructure. Why stop at one of them, like, reform MTA in general and just make it better?

That's it. It's a lot of money. I'm going to have a word with Mom Donnie, you know. The problem is that for... Did you see that it was the safest January? Of course. Of course it is. With these safe buses and the cheaper child care and everything.

It's because... Did they do the bus thing yet? There's bombs everywhere. Oh, no, there's already... There are bomb threats everywhere. There's a bunch of people with turbans everywhere. Right, right, right. There's prayer sheets on the streets.

That's fired. That'd be fired. I'd be like, yo. Have you seen those AI fucking videos? Oh, no. What's going to happen? There's like people praying in the streets and I'm like, oh no. I'm like, yo, this is late.

I'd go there. I'd fucking take my shoes off. I fucking love New York again. I love this place. Everybody's walking around with. Where's Mecca at again? I'm there. I can sense it.

Everybody's walking around with hot dogs with clocks on them. What's going on? That's insane. That's awesome. They have some of, they are, before even became in office, they were already having like a few, which-co buses that were already like free stuff. Yeah, I thought that they were doing like a trial thing

and it was working out pretty well. Because, duh. Free train rides today. And then, you know, I was like, oh, cool. I'm going to save myself like 15 bucks. And then, well, I still actually got, I didn't pay anything to be, I was just significantly late. Oh, yeah, yeah.

We didn't, did we talk about this on the show or no? No. What? We talked about it before. He was, uh, Derek had a bit of a train mal, mal, Oh, yeah. They hit somebody, presumably. Yeah.

I assume. Somebody, somebody got somebody, the, one of the last times I think I had, we had to cancel or something happened because somebody, you know, did a backflip on to the track. You think they caught it? They caught the train. They caught the train. There was a little bit, there was like a moment of like. A little bit of give. There was like, wait a minute.

A little bit. Wait a minute. If you were recording it with all, like 120 frames, you're going to, you're going to catch a little bit of it. They're going to see it. You're going to see like. respect. You're going to see like 80. like 40 frames of like, oh shit.

I want you to look at the train and look at the person and look at the conductor. And when you see the little bit of give, the conductor has a little bit of a shock, like, surprise. Like, oh, shit. Like, he goes for the power. Yeah. You know, the little, the lever to push forward for the, for the speed. You see him like shocked in that one frame and then just, just, like, all the maximum. It is.

He jams it and it's like the fucking DeLorean going through time, dude. I find that so much funnier than it actually is. I think it is funny. It's the enduring human spirit. It's the enduring human spirit that for a moment and you're like, oh shit, there's magic really here. It's just such a specific thing to find funny. I wonder why all three of us think that's funny because I don't even think the audience thinks it's that way. I think it's Dragon Ball.

I think it's Dragon Ball and shit. It's like stuff like that that we watch. It's like if you've watched like the little bit of it. Like Spider-Man. William Wallace is crying freedom before he dies. It's like the same concept. It's like he knows he's fucked. But also there's still that little bit of defiance.

It's like the human spirit. It really is. It is. But it's funny when someone dies to it. It's like you put yourself in a predicament you absolutely should have been a part of just to prove what. Just what are you? What are you? Mr.

Guy that tried to stop train right now. Yeah. What are you trying to prove actually? In that scenario. What have you done to prep yourself to think, oh, I got this right now? Listen, maybe a baby fell on the tracks and the dude tried to stop it with all of his eyes. So double killed. Yeah.

But he tried. He threw it up. But then he was like he faced the train. And then the baby was just rolling on the train while it's perfect. And then it lands like in like a fucking like a perfect basket. Like with a blanket. It's all soft and beautiful. He did.

You saved my baby. And he's gone. His leg is only present stuff. It's like that scene. It's like that scene in a dragable where like Vigita explodes and he like... You're jamming your favorite song. And while you aren't missing a beat, you could be missing a signal from your body. It's an SOS from your kidneys and it doesn't sound like music at all.

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And I'm like this niggas. I like that the freeze frame of like the fucking tear coming off his eye and a little bit of sparkles at the distance. And I'm like, oh, that's really. Oh, he died. Yeah. He died for no reason. He had you. That was the only way he was going to redeem himself.

I don't think he redeemed himself at that point. He still went to fucking hell. Did he still go to hell? He still went to hell. Did he? I thought he was on Snake Way, wasn't he? Huh? Well, no, yeah, because he encountered, no, didn't he immediately?

Baba. He encountered Baba and he gave him back his body, but he went to house, though. I don't, I thought he went to Snake Way, I was born. I thought King Yamma gave him back his body. No, he might have. You're right. I think, I think, yeah. Because that was one day.

That was a one day situation, which is crazy. I just watched it not that long ago, and I still, I'm already like kind of. Yeah, yeah. I love the fact he's like, and even you, Kakarok. And he blows my pickle. was like, you know, that nigger did nothing. Bigelow's like, damn,

let me take these kids out of here and let's hope for the best. And they thought Gohan died too and then fucking boom showed up to the place and killed everybody. That moment when he kills everybody on the fucking lookout is nuts. Like that's one of the...

Yeah, he just like, oh, I'm going to kill all the people. He put this end up. Yeah, the human extinction attack. And it's like, yeah. I would spam that. And it was like, uh, Picklow was trying to like wager like, oh, maybe this will slow him down. Go kill all those people to give them extra time.

And then he's like, okay, boom. I used to think I was so good at those games. I really only played with like my aunt. Oh, that's how that always goes. You know, like, I'm just like, oh, man, I'm kicking my aunt's ass. I thought it was the best of NBC2. Yeah. And then you went.

And then there was online. Oh, let's let's do some ranked. And I'm out. Yeah, I can. I can. I saw a Korean flag. And then I'm like, no. I clearly don't.

like, I actually now that I'm looking. He's attacking you while the game's still counting down. And you're like, bro, it's not even at go yet or fight. To me, the most, whatever I know I'm going to get destroyed is when the person's inching forward. When they're inching forward, I'm like, fuck. Because you already know that guy understands the frames and everything. I was like, fuck. So I'm trying to back up and get a sp-

You're scared. He's already feared you. He's starting off from frame when you're backing off. That's the opposite of how games should be, unless you're playing a zoner. And you're playing Spider-Man. Right. And you're already Begible Green and you already have your block animation.

It's like it's over. Stop. Stop. Stop. Bob, please. Take it easy, Bob. Please, Bob. Please, I'm begging you, Bob.

Something about him begging. He's very funny. Yeah, because he doesn't have to. He doesn't die. I'm scared. Bob. I'm really crazy.

Bob. Happens to me in rivals now. I play fucking rivals. And like, they're Spider-Man. Like, I'm pretty good at Spider-Man. But then there's Spider-Man that are bugging. And I'm like, oh, I'm looking at him.

and I see him swinging, and he's just not like, he's going a linear path and he's not there anymore. And I'm like, oh, it's over. I'm up.

I'm up. You can really do a lot of great shit with Spider-Man. He's the only character I like playing in that game because it's actually complicated. He is a ridiculous character in that game, but he's all skill-based. Yeah. But it's good.

I think someone is popular Spider-Man should be a skill-based character. Everybody would just be playing him all the time. Yeah. And a lot of people are probably like playing with auto-swing, too, and they're just ruining their own. Oh, so they're not having a good time. They're doing probably like the word.

misbehaving. You're not genuinely doing shit where you're like yanking people off the mat. Like the, what do you call it? The wall jumping shit and gears, you know those? Wall bouncing. I forgot. Yeah, well, I think it was wall bouncing. Wall bouncing. Like the, like that shit. Like I've never, I never even attempted to do you shit like that. I tried

and I just can't do it. I just don't know how to do it. I was playing gears really fucking complicated. I was playing gears three one time and some guy wall bounced and during it he blew my head off. And I was like, that's, like he literally slid by me and I was just walking. He was like, boom. It's ostensibly a drive-by at that point.

Yeah. There's no car, but it's a drive-by. There's not enough space for, like, there's not enough space between the walls for me to be like, oh, a head's there. Get the head. He's like, oh, he's, he's, his motion the whole time. I was never good at that game. I really thought, oh, I got the Horde Wave 30. I can play online. Right. It was definitely like a co-opped, centered thing that I would do with my friends.

I was mostly co-op. I played a little bit of the online, but like I was never, I was never that good. My friend Justin would always be so good at, like, headshoting and it would, like, from across and I'm like, how do you understand this? Like, how does this vibe with you? Like, how are you bad at Halo, but like you're good at this? Halo's so much more straightforward. There's moments in Halo where are we getting crazy headshots and I'd be like, oh, I can't believe if I did that. No, but like, right, but like in, in gears, it's like you can hit somebody in the head, but you got to hit him in the right place in the head.

You know what I'm talking about? This is not a kill. This is like a kill or something like that. I think it's like, it's like the top, like just above the eyes. Yeah. But if it's in the jaw or like here or like here, like here, it just won't, it won't do it. It'll just make them real weird. Instant down.

Yeah. Like say if you're playing, it won't just absolutely obliterate your face. Don't get the juicer sound. We're fucking, fucking water shooting out of your head. Do they just have more blood? It's so much louder than every other sound effect in that game. I love it. I think that and the chains are the exact same volume.

It's insane. Even if it's across the map, it's like a mile away from you. You hear it as if it's like in your ear happening. Yeah. It's absurd. I don't talk about a million times though, but also the torque fucking sound. Ding, ding! That is my favorite thing ever.

I love the magnum you get too. When you fucking, I forgot the guy, the guy does the cartwheels that he throws a smoke grenades. You kill him. You think it's Magnum and you fucking blow off a fucking what you got little fucking wreckers or screecher's head. It's like where you can kick the fucking, um, the click. and they blow up. Yeah. And they kill other people.

Dude, I loved, I love day one with a, that was going to be the map, right, day one in Horde mode. That sounds right, yeah. It was day one of Hordeaux one. I fucking loved playing there, dude. So fun. Solid game. I wonder, like, what's, what's, what's, Resident Evil's the next one that's up?

Yeah. Right now. And then, uh, when the fuck is that E-D-8? I don't know. They said that this year? They said this year, but, like, I mean, they just, so here's my logic, right? Yeah. They showed it last year for the first time.

And then they said it's coming out this year. They showed Fable for the first time seven years ago. And it's only coming out now. Was it really that long ago? It's long ago. Well, maybe I might be exaggerating. Six. But like it's definitely during COVID.

You're right. It was. Jesus. Ridiculous. So like, I'm looking at that. I'm like, that game's coming out in like maybe 2030. I want to see.

I would be pleasantly surprised. I would love it. I want with your four. That's what I'm waiting for right now. Is that actually happening? What do you mean? Like this year? I don't think this year.

Yeah, this year seems to be really. Highly doubt. Highly not this year. I don't know. It's, this year is just waiting until Grant F Auto comes out. That's all this year is. This is like, oh, that's so slope to win the photo.

I need a buffer period, man. Yeah. I want to catch up on stuff. I'm doing that. I'm doing it again. Starting to go through the list. Well, that's actually not true. I'm going through some Resident Evil's, but I am playing the ones.

Yeah, it does count. I just skipped around. I just be, I got a bad ending in Revolutions, too. I'm pretty sure I know what I did wrong. But, like I guess it's like it was I'm mad because I want to just be done with the game and I was like oh that fucking sucked and now I kind of want to go back and fix it

because it's the bad ending is like really bad it sucks like it feels so unsatisfactory I always get good endings even when I try to get bad endings eventually I'm like I start off really good and I'm like I'm gonna do the great thing and then I'm like this is gay it's gay being a good guy and it's like oh it's very yeah it's very gay like infamous dude as a bad guy you're such a huge terrorist

is insane. You gotta be. Like you're like genuinely a psychopath and it's like I'm playing Jack and Daxor right now and I'm just like Can you be evil? No but like it's

I don't like this world at all That's the first one The first one that changes a lot Between one and two Everybody's like crazy Everybody's lazy as fuck Everybody's like yo get me this many power cells And I'll fucking

Or get me this many fucking whatever And I'll give you a power And I'm like, you can't do this yourself, man. Why do you have, I'm a child with like a cat that talks. What do you? Why am I so? It's an assolat, bro. He's not.

He's not. He's not. He's an assolat. Yeah, he is. What? Jack gets turned into an assolat. No, Dax he gets turned into an assot. It's specifically an assolat?

Mm-hmm. That doesn't make any sense. Does he, you sure? You sure that's the line? Why are oscillates real, but like he's not a person? You sure. I thought it's its own thing, isn't it? Oh, it's an assolat.

I'm going to fact check this. Go ahead. Actually, go ahead. I'm actually, I'm a little lost. I love Jack and Dexter when I was growing up. The little animal thing in Jack and Dexter. The little thing, yeah, he's an Oscelot. He's an Osolat.

I mean, I don't, why not? It's a dumb. Exactly. It's a dumb cat thing. So, like, I just don't understand why he wouldn't, why he wouldn't also be like a fake thing. Oh, something like, oh, I see. What animal? It doesn't look like an actual Osol.

Yeah, what animal is Jack and Dexter? He's an Otsel. Sorry. Which is fake. It's a fictional hybrid of a creature that is half otter, half weasel. Atsalot is, is that an animal too? No, it's fake.

An assolat? Well, an assolat's real. What is that? Well, an Osolat. It's a fucking... It's a fucking... It's a fucking... Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's okay. There you got. I mix this up over there. I don't remember what they look like. I think I remember what the guy looks like. But it's been too long. I kind of don't really remember what they look like. You go to the zoo and you go to the zoo and you go to the...

the Oswald section is just a fucking KGBB. It's just a, it's a KGB operative with like a bandana. Twirling a gun really fast. I'm like, what the fuck? What kind of zoo is this? I'm going to leave now. I don't want to be here.

You don't want to be involved. And he drops the gun. He drops a gun and you're like, you fucking little idiot. You know, interesting enough, the only other Oslo that I can think about in a game is Assassin's Creed Black Flag where you can shoot them in the face. Like, They're sometimes just like on islands.

Oh, really? And they're like, oh, cool, and you shoot them. I didn't play it up for that game. Do you take their skins? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. So that was a fucking awesome.

I shoot it. Because once I got the long, like the long distance gun, it was over. Like, it became just hilarious. Like, oh, I don't need to. There's cut scenes where it shows you that you assassinated someone up close. And I just climbed up on the edge, the bow of the fucking boat and then shot them in the face. I'm like guns really. Like, like, Assassin's Street could only happen before guns, really.

Like guns Guns take a lot of the Wimsy out of A lot of it Edward has four guns on him And like for that time He has two and two on his chest Two on the side two on the chest

And it's just Crick so you just boom boom boom boom Boom and it's so fun That's it just like he's got a level Of expertise with weapons that like Doesn't exist yet Like two swords Four guns

So I would never It's so heavy this man He's like 600 pounds And he can swim Yeah If he falls into water He can swim though He's less dense

He's less, for some reason He's less dense As soon as you become an assassin He's completely hollow He's got no organs If he punch him he dies But Ain't those niggas part alien

Or something like that So it makes a thing Aren't they technically part alien Or something like that? I think they kind of Assassins I think they kind of Well, the whole thing

That they were going with before I think after the Esmond or whatever the fuck That guy's name is Desmond I think after that They kind of like They

I couldn't remember Desmond I just, I just forgot the D. Yeah. But yeah, I think they kind of really cut back

on a lot of that stuff even though the lore is still there but I mean there's literally aliens in like origins and shit like that. It's more like they are though.

Like a more homage kind of thing. Yeah, like an Easter egg. It's like there are aliens in like Grand The Auto which is like not really. There's like Zeus and shit in that and like fucking.

Yeah, but see those are like so they put in their God stuff like you can, you can, Actually, there's a thing where I played about how... You can fight the minotaur. You can fight the minotaur in one of them. Yeah, they put in the mythical things, but...

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Visit Detect thesos.com today to learn more. It's also, you know, there's, it's, it didn't become super mythical until, well, until the origins run, right? It's like, these are, these are niggas with power. That's literally God. That's, that's God. So they have stuff that's connected. It's still connected to the old shit, but it's so loose because they realize that people only truly started caring about

oh I can't wait till they go to this old historical thing and the modern shit doesn't really the modern things is I can't I can't properly put into words how much they suck yeah it doesn't feel like they have to either like I feel like they could have done something

I want them to stop it forever they need to take a break and this is what's not going to do well there's another one coming so they did take a break I heard the next one's going to be like Salem witch stuff long hiatus it's actually cool That sounds fun, but also... But I know Assassin's Creed enough to know. I'm not going to like it at this point.

Like, what is it going to be other... I guess it's like, I don't know what else they can do really. Like, what else are they going to do with like the story of stuff like that? There's a lot of historical things they can still do, but also I think they really just need to refine. Like, they just, they got it. They got to work on it a little bit more. I really, unfortunately, I think the best thing for them is to just make a separate RPG that's not Assassin's Creed because I think a lot of their.

mechanics are there, but the fact that it's tied to Assassin's Creed at all, there's still old people that love the old series that are still just scaring people away from them even trying their new games. It would be like if there was a Spider-Man game and it was a first-person shooter. For me, this isn't really what I want. The problem is that for Assassin's Creed is that, one, they don't do any terrible. They don't do anything different enough that other games don't do, you know? They need to really figure out what Assassin's Creed does.

Well, it's historical fiction. Yeah, but like that's a game. Like, as a game mechanically, what is that's not in fucking Sakoro, not Sekaro, a ghostoshima, you know? Well, I mean, like, where do they differ? One thing I will say is that, like, I like that it's not just, like, there's a lot of games that are just souls. Like, not specifically, but, like, you can tell the way that they control where the camera is, how it feels to move the character around that, like, oh, they built this model off of souls. And I do appreciate that it doesn't necessarily feel like that exactly. Oh, yeah, because it's older than souls.

That's why. Right. But, like, but I miss, like, there used to be, I don't know. Right. I feel like there used to be a lot more... The new mechanics is not older than souls. Oh, okay. But like, say, the old system.

Very different. I just mean the way it feels to move, like, yeah. I know what you're saying. Because I remember, we all do. But like, I feel like there used to be a lot more diversity in how third person games felt to play. You know what I mean? Like prototype doesn't feel like infamous,

doesn't feel like Years of War, doesn't feel like Red Dead Redemption, doesn't feel like, you know, vanquish. Or army or two. Like, they all feel pretty distinctly, like, different. Yeah. But, like, now it's like, every time a third person game comes out, it's like, that's, that's, that's souls. It's like, it's trying to do souls.

Yeah, so I've very much. And the souls like, it's, definitely the, what you call it, there's Zelda games to it. Same way. It's like, oh, this is the Ocarina and Majors Mask, essentially. But I mean, like, I mean, literally, like the, not even on a deeper level, I mean, like, just the surface level, like, how it feels to move around, even where the camera is, like, the strafing. Like, all of it is. That's Zelda, but even Zelda feels different than that. That's true.

You know, so I don't know. I don't know what you're going to do, really. Yeah. I, I, I, I just, I don't think there, I don't think there's anything Ubisoft can do, to be honest. I think it's more about their reputation than anything because, um, when you think about, like, say, I've talked about this before from software's reputation has carried them to be able to not really diversify in their gameplay, like, whatsoever. Yeah. And like say Eldon Ring To me, if I wanted to be like

rude, I'd be like, oh, Eldon Ring is fucking Dark Souls with a horse. You know what I mean? It is. It is. It is. But some people would be mad and be like, oh, it's deeper than that. But I'm like, well, let's just, I'm just saying, I don't, I don't even dislike it. It's definitely a soul. It's well put together. But it is the same assets that they've been using

for like ever. Yeah. And when you have that charitability, you can do that. Ubisoft has none. They have negative. So to, they have to do something completely drastic. And it sucks that they finally, when people have been requesting for years to go to feudal Japan, just go to medieval Japan. They've been requesting for years and they were being fucking hipsters about it. They do it to see this will maybe save this franchise.

I'm like, this too late, dude. Yeah. I appreciate them even focusing on Yaske, you know, maybe even bad time to do it with all the fucking dumb culture war shit going on because they undercut it. But I appreciate that they even tried because, yeah, that nigg is not in that many games. Yeah. It's also like, what's a bummer about that game is that like, Yaske's story was more interesting to me. Uh-huh.

But his gameplay sucked. I hated playing with Yaske. The contrast was rough, dude. But then, uh, Now-A, now what's her name? That sounds right. Now-A-s-Sowns right, but I don't remember. Her gameplay was awesome, but like, I could give a fuck. That's the, the contrast was so, it wouldn't even be jarring if you couldn't do both.

Like, if you, if I only had one choice, I wouldn't know how, because, like, he's clearly, like, it's funny. if you try to eagle dive, he just falls and bumbles like a fucking moron. Because he's just a giant human being. But I do like as a big ass fucking brute samurai warrior, I like how he feels if I was playing like a hack and slash game. Sure. Because I'd just be like, I'm just running through people. I'm kicking them fucking a million feet.

Dude, that kick is crazy. They should have made like a Dante's inferno game or something. Right. Right. Man, I miss those games. Like, um, I just recently played some stupid ass sand game that's like a god of war. It was pretty fun. Sand game.

It was like a bunch. It was like sand. It was, you know, it wasn't like. It was, you know, it wasn't like. What do you do it? I'll have to pull it up because I really don't even remember the name, but. Was it like a prince of Persia? It's like, uh, god of war.

I wouldn't say a complete clone, but it's reminiscent because people are like, I miss. I miss the hack and slash like, you know, that bullshit where he just got that fun. Everything got two. Everything gets through the thematic. Like, even, I'm Devin'emite Cry. I love Devin' McCry. It's a very thematic, like, bombastic game that gets more about, like, your style opposed to just tearing people in half.

I mean, that's cool, too. Oh, I agree. Delma Cry doesn't feel like Soul's game either. That's kind of... But it's also older, again. I understand, but, like I'm saying, like, you know, there's... They didn't mirror it to, um, even be remotely like it at all. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, that's true. They didn't change the other things to it to be that way. That's, uh, I do appreciate that. And style points still matter and shit like that. So, it does. It'd feel different five, but also, like, I still prefer three, which, you know, I'd, fuck, I'd love a remake of three, but I, I like three a lot. I prefer five because of the fact there's so much diversity in play. That's fair. Like, three, three is a diverse game.

There's a lot of weapons. Ruegna and Ogri, Agnes was a fucking, I love the weapons. I love the guitar. I love the guitar. And the guitar was so fucking core. I forgot it was called. The only thing I don't like about five is that, like, it feels like there's a lot of backtracking in that game. Or not like backtracking specifically, but there's a lot of moving through the same.

same spaces over and over again. Yeah, as different characters. Yeah, and I'm just like, this kind of feels like padding to me, to be honest. But like, do you, uh, we didn't think about the motorcycle. That is so cool. That is so stupid. You remind me of this, uh, that's the dumbest thing ever. Did you ever play Ninja Blade?

It was like a Frumsoft game. I thought like I've seen Ninja Blade. I've never played it. It came out around like, I want to say like 09 or 08 or something like that. And it was like this, I think it was FromSoft. It could be mistaken. It was a Frumsoft like, uh, Ninja Guide. clone kind of, but it was just

over the top and ridiculous. You felt like a giant spider and you'd like ride a motorcycle on like a fucking crane. It was a fast and furious level like nonsense. It was fucking awesome. And I don't know, man. I miss weird shit like that. The idea of getting out, he's like, oh, I'm going to make this motorcycle a

pair of gauntlet. Yeah. I was like, this is so stupid. It reminds me a little bit of like Hulk's ultimate destruction where like even though you're the Hulk, you can take a bus and turn it into gloves to make your punches hurt more than the Hulk's punches, as if you could ever need that possibly? Listen, it's only for aesthetics because they did that in the 2008 Incredible Hulk.

Yeah. He gets the cars and then he puts them with gloves and he's just wailing on fucking abominations. And it's like Hulk your hands are stronger. It looks cool as shit, but also when he punches abomination, his tooth flies out. So I'm like, maybe you don't need those. Yeah. Maybe you don't need a car. You don't need a car on the fucking end of your wrist.

It's like Hulk, you're stronger than a car. You can literally shred a car like paper and they can't do that to your skin. Fucking insane. Dude, it's insane. I love that movie. I love that version of Hulk because I just think I think he...

I don't like Ed Norton because Ed Norton looks like such a bitch but that is how Bruce Banner would look. I think he's because Bruce Banner is supposed to be a bitch, right? Ruffalo doesn't look as much of pussy as Ed Norton does. I feel like it's the complete opposite. I feel like it's reversed. I feel like Mark Ruffalo is the softest put And this is before I even knew his politics

No, no, no, no, no. I think Mark Ruffalo physically doesn't look as soft. Yeah. As Ed Norton, Ed Norton looks like a strong wind will knock him over. I really don't agree. I don't see it all.

Because once upon the time Ruffalo was like a muscular dude. When? Oh, definitely well before it's Marvel. Did you see Norton in American History X? I mean, he wasn't sturdy. He was this crazy. He was far from... fucking built, man.

I, the scene where he's like, where he's first bald, you know, and he has the swastika and shit, and he curve stomps the poor gentleman. He's like a, he's pretty built.

He's a sleaker guy, but he doesn't come across to me as like, I never thought about that. You know, about a fight club, I guess he was a little bit like, but that was kind of the issue. He's supposed to be a little bit smaller than,

his, his ego. Yeah. I can't remember Brad Pitt. You want to finish her off, man? And it's like, finish her.

There's not happening. But Mark Ruffalo comes across as like more Dossile. to me. I think he is more docile of a human being. I think I think Hed Norton has a bit of an edge to him or like he'd stab somebody. I would say, look, I actually, I'll give

you that. I think technically Mark Ruffle is a better Bruce Banner because he does seem more like a pussy in my opinion. I think so too. He's a better one where the contrast is better between him and the Hulk, but I just, I know, I mean, I heard he's a dickhead, so that's unfortunate.

Yeah, I heard of his own. But, and I guess that's why he lost the role. But, uh, Yeah, as an actor. He came into the Starbucks that worked at in New York, years and years ago. No. He came into a Starbucks up there? Mm-hmm.

That's a weirdly populated highway, isn't it? Because I think I remember, like, I was listening to some interview. I don't remember why Jimmy Fallon was talking about Jimmy Fallon at all, but, like, it was listening to this interview for some reason. He was talking about doing stand-up with a bunch of comedians at that, the holiday inn or like the, there was like a mayor, or some hotel.

The Ramada. Like, buy a Walmart that we would go to. I'm just like, why is that like, it's so far away from the city. Like, what do you do? Like, what is Jerry Seinfeld doing at the Ramada Inn? My freaking, my art teacher, my art teacher actually seriously knew freaking what does. Are you 17? 18 gross.

Did you get your shots? Would you like to live with me in America? That's crazy. Jerry Seinfeld doing the R. Kelly fucking thing. It would be amazing. At like a stand-up show and like fucking, I don't know, South Sudan. That's why. What's the name of the guy?

What's the name of the guy from taking? The fucking passport shit. Do you have your passport? Would you like to come to America? I forgot about a fucking crazy that was. What? Arkelley's not in the files. I mean, I guess he was.

He was big pissing. He was also. Yeah, he was pit. I was a kid when that video came out, right? The pissing video. And they started. I can't remember if it was Qaza or LimeWire.

But they started, people started I hate people, man. They started Pissing in their own mouth and solidary. System of a down music video. And then it's R. Kelly pissing on the girl. Oh my God.

That's LimeWire. That's LimeWire. That's good old LimeWire. I was so upset. Looking up sexy bitches is a guy pissing on the camera. I'm like, bro, you're pissing on your camera.

Looking four porn on LimeWire to me is insane. Hey, man. I don't know why you would ever do anything. I feel like that's like that's why like people would always talk about getting viruses. I'm like, I understand why they are. I was trying to get music videos.

Me too. And people thought, this is going to be funny. They would also do sometimes. They would 200%. If you'd go into, hold on, if you'd go into iTunes,

you could fucking increase the volume by like double. So you put it to 200% and save it. And then they would upload it. so they would peer to peer it. And you'd listen and essentially destroy your ear drums. There was, um, what is it?

I remember, I remember I tried to download on my Zen Media player Because I didn't have anything else Hell yeah Or like a Zoom or anything I didn't even have a Zoom But like the what is it I downloaded off a lime wire lazy Sunday

Do you remember like the S&L fucking sketch It was a it was Chris Parnell and like Andy Sandberg It was like a pre it was like a preamble to the Lonely Island Before they started doing that And he did a thing called Lazy Sunday in like 2004 2007 5 or something like that And I downloaded it off a line wire On my Zen Media player

And I opened it up and it was just a guy lightly masturbating I was like 13 That's when the internet was at its most like Oh, this is just ridiculous It's just silly There's one that I I hated how light it was

Just a light lead Just like it It was a show It was clearly a show What do you do? It was 13 seconds He was a performer This might have been before you guys's time

But there was one that It was a I don't know how popular it was But it must have been Because there was like a weird you know the the windows screen when it crashes it has the sad face there was like a symbol almost like that before this video started and then it was some guy and i don't think it's real but like it's like pretending like he's recording a girl

masturbating that kept getting shared i downloaded it like probably like three i was so fucking mad because the problem is you can't check it no you can't yeah just kind of after after a while you kind of knew uh like based on like the The size. That can't be three minutes of a song. Promise. This can't be all of Jack and Dexter 2. No way.

It's fucking 18 megabytes. There's no way. You're not downloading Jagandex or 2 on lime wire. Pirates Bay, yeah, it was. Pirate Bay still exists. They did not have good ports back then to PC. Oh, not at all. Not at all.

Pirate Bay still is, I don't know how it's still there, but it's still there. Because everything else that I used to use is gone. Yeah. My favorite used to be kick-ass torrents. I remember the gas torns. And then probably like 2008 or something They're like goodbye Do you remember YouTube dash MP3

Yes yes yes So was the fucking go-to for me That was like a savior like I think like I think genuinely without that I couldn't do anything on YouTube I ripped so many videos with that Yeah You know

Yeah now just Now I got an OBS fucking OBS It's so annoying It is very annoying It's the worst Everything's getting worse It is Is the problem

Like it would be one thing of like every like oh there's pedophiles whatever I could almost stomach it because like I already is I already kind of assume that like the leaders in charge were evil anyway sure so it's like all right you're evil in a way that I didn't anticipate it's not new to me no I understand but like to me it's just like all right like

yeah you're evil cool eventually somebody's going to die whatever but at the very least don't load me up with like subscription don't put ads in my Amazon Prime video feed that I pay for

You know? It's wild It's wild At the very Is that that's the least You could do really Show me some respect Oh give me like a software

That works That I don't have to pay 40, 60 dollars a month to work This is the Adobe thing The Adobe thing Where they were just like They were gonna discontinue animate Did you see that?

Really? I don't know Did you see this? The Adobe thing? No So Adobe like out of nowhere It was just like Hey

In March It's February by the way In March we're discontinuing Adobe Animates So Adobe Animate is historically, that's Flash. It's Adobe Flash. Like, it became Animate.

So a lot of shows are made with that. Like, in the industry, like, for Smiling Friends is made with that, I'm pretty sure. There's a lot of shows that rely on that. And they were just like, yeah, we're just continuing it in one month. A month. And they're like, Hey.

What? Hey. And everybody was so mad that they actually, like, reverse course. Like, I've never seen Adobe reverse course on anything. It's to my memory. But, like, how the fuck? What was the reasoning? how do you think? Probably AI, probably. Oh, yeah. Okay. If I had to guess, you know, like, I don't know.

Doesn't sound off. But they fucked it. Like, they, even they were like, yeah, it's being discontinued in a month. But like, from the moment that they announced it, like, it wasn't part of a creative cloud or whatever. So like they got rid of it from the cloud thing. Like, you couldn't install it if you wanted it. Even for the last month. And it was just like, what the fuck, dude? everything's getting worse. Things are not getting better and we fell for this. Dude, this is our fault.

This is humanity's fault. Yeah, we're shitty consumers. Because we keep, they're boiling the frog and the pot and we're letting them do it. We, we, we've,

we canceled Spotify because, you know, every other year they raise it up. And I was like, nope, I'm done with this. I'm fucking,

you literally don't need to do this. You guys make too much money. And you're trying to like, could continuously increase your profit margin. It's not like you're trying to maintain. It always come up with this bullshit. It costs $700 million to maintain file share. Even though we were doing it like for nothing back in the day for free.

They were. But whatever. I'm sure there's a lot of infrastructure that goes into the way that we just don't know about. I'm done with it. Yeah, man. Continue to support and validate these billionaires that care nothing about you more than your wallet. Well, hey, you know what? Mitch McConnell's in the hospital with flu-like symptoms.

Yeah, because the fucking Grim Reaper's been tracing him. He's been shadowboxes. We were talking a little bit earlier before the show. Passing out. So that guy, the guy asked him a question. He just passed out. He was like, uh, slammed on the fucking floor. And it's like, what the fuck?

He's so, you haven't seen that? No. Oh, my God. He's about to pull up an AI video. That's crazy. Mitch McConnell was so old that like simply connecting the neurons in his brain to respond to a question wins him. like imagine getting winded from thinking about an answer to a question like that's where we're at now it is it's so fucking embarrassing i'm surprised he doesn't have strings attached to his fucking joints

it would be less embarrassing if they just marry and edit them yeah like it would be it would be way less it would be more dignified i'm not even joking no me neither i would be like respect what is this is a video of uh michich mcconnell passing away all right i'm just walking off me how does that happen to him the grimry trip me. He tried to get me again. Look, at a certain point, like he's evil, right? He's, but he's calling, the grave has been calling him for a while. Yeah, and he's been

the griper, the game has been like, he's been like, no. He's like, it just says, the grave. And he's just like, don't pick that up. I won't know. Don't pick that up. I still have money to give to Israel. Don't pick that up yet, man. I have call waiting. Where are fuck

am I? Where am I? Oh, shit, there's a grimie ber, I got to go. I have call waiting, man. Don't know. Don't pick that up, please. Oh, shit. Why are you sharpening that scythe? Who's that fucking guy in the corner sharpening a scyth, ominously?

It's like, Mr. McConnell. We don't see anything. There's no corner on the lake. We're in a, we're in a pool. We're in a circular pool. What do you mean? I don't, I swear to God, he's coming closer, guys.

There's a skeleton with a fucking siphon. He's, he's, he's, he's, He does a little jig. He's fucking pointing at me, guys. He keeps pointing. He says to you. And then he did a thumbs down. Then he trips in the pool somehow.

He's sitting in the pool. He's standing in the pool. And then he slips and crashes to the bottom of the pool faster than he could. Like faster that he could if he was on land. Like if he had bricks tied to him. He just bowed. As if he had like an like an anchor tied to his neck. Just jammed him all the way to the ground.

Ow. Oh, shit. God damn. Mr. McConnell, your bones are, it looks like we took an x-ray and it just kind of looks like stars. What do you mean? It's like, your bones are dust, all of them. We're not even really sure how you're maintained. Like, I think, I think you've died partially and rigor mortis has set into your muscles so much that they're rigid in place of your bones.

So what? so out of my duster bones Who cares? And his arm like Benzor? Like a noodle? Who cares? Israel needs money. As long as it takes

reconstruct my bones, I need to deliver this check. I have to deliver this check on foot to Benjamin and Yahoo. He has to do it. They've set up a, they've set up a, they've set up like a series of like wooden logs stretching across the ocean

from America all the way to get to Israel. He's like, I've got to walk a car. cross the ocean in three days. The fucking Grim Reber's just looking at his watch like, what is this? This guy wants to die. What's he dead?

All right. I'll only accept it. Like, Nanyahu's like, I'll only accept it. If Mitch McConnell walks it over here. Yeah. And they're like, but. But there's an ocean. We set up logs. These are, uh, are Zionist rules.

You play a crash pendicud bridge levels. It's like that. Just jump. He says that. God damn. Well, nothing happened, really, in between the in between the time that we recorded. Oh, really? Last.

I mean, I'm sure there's, look, every time we say that, someone explodes. It's blown smooth off. Yeah, someone, I don't know. Let's see. I wouldn't be surprised at this point. See what there's any breaking? Oh, drum charted. Do you see that one?

I saw that. I don't know how real that is. I feel like it feels too ridiculous. It does, but also that was kind of the speculation of, um, of when he walked up to the window like he went to go shit his pants to kind of get away. I look at that as like wishful thinking though

you know what I mean? I do too but also you know a couple of interesting events happening back to back like that that was weird behavior rushing everybody out of the room where it's like what the fuck else is it what's happening? I don't know.

He shot his pants dude he shot his pants at this point I was kind of like I don't know. Is there audio of it? Can you hear it like exit? No I didn't see so I didn't click on the video I just you know in auto plays

and then so I just I didn't And then it gets a little taller in the sheet. Fuck. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Oh, okay. Oh, my fucking God. Fucking South Park reference. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

Fucking Bon Jovi being a living piece of shit. Not Bon Jovi? It wasn't Bon Jovi? No. I can't even remember his name. No, it was Bon Jovi. No. Stop saying that.

Are you sure? Stop saying that. You're wrong. You're wrong. Bono. Bono. That's who it was. I was like, stop saying.

I'm gonna, I couldn't remember. Yeah, Bono from you two, which, uh, you know, I wonder if that episode. Hey, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. What that episode would have happened? Wait, which came first? I don't know if that episode or them dropping that album on iTunes for everybody. That episode.

That episode came first. Did it really? Trust me. I think so. I think he's, that is wild. He says trust me after he was immediately wrong, but I'm gonna, I am going to trust. Okay. This one, this one, I think I'm right.

Yeah. You thought it was Bon Jovi, but like, uh, you're sure of this. Yeah. Hey, it sounds right, but also... It became a living piece of shit, too. It's just interesting that... That whole thing was so funny. Yeah.

Like, I'm sure there are people listening to this who probably don't even... We're just maybe too young to pay attention to that. But, like, when they gave everybody their album for free, I remember... And by the way, this is before, like, you know, online culture was, like, homogenous. Before, like, there was, like, a safe opinion. Like, there was kind of, but, like, it wasn't really like that. You wouldn't really pretend to do things for clout in the same way that you would do things now. So, like...

earnestly, like from the bottom of people's hearts. Like when they got that album, they were like, fuck this free thing. I don't want it. I felt that way. Before I knew anything about it, I checked my phone and there was a YouTube album on here. And I was like, get this off my, and I tried to delete it. And every time I would like update my phone, it would come back. It was really like crazy.

I was like, get this fucking parasite off my phone. It was insane. It was on there. And I was like, I didn't want this. It was. Who the fuck wanted that album? So pretentious, man. That is a crazy thing to assume that people wanted everyone.

that uses iTunes wants you too on their That was back in time I haven't used iTunes in so long Like PC iTunes in so long I can't remember the last time I've downloaded it Yeah I feel like I remember there was an episode of this podcast This very podcast where you gave me shit

Because I haven't used iTunes in a long time Really? I vaguely remember this Probably somebody dig it up And now suddenly it's like I think his mind a long time Like I don't even remember the password exactly For being honest

Yeah I don't know Like it's not on my current PC Yeah who cares It's iTunes Like I can't even remember Like the thing about it thing is like that happened at a time too where like a whole album on your phone was not an insignificant amount of storage, you know? That was like that was like noticeable. I don't remember.

It wasn't the biggest thing at the time. Like it wouldn't like it wouldn't be egregious. But you'd notice it. Yeah. Like it would affect you in some way. Oh yeah. So that's what I remember being like this is taking up a fucking shit that I'm like at this. Yeah, I probably had like 64 gigs.

Yeah, something like that. Because it was like, what, 2013, 14, 14. 14. 14. It was 14 for sure. I remember it very vividly. I remember everyone being really like, what the fuck is this? And then people making fun of them on the KWock radio station

I'll drive to work the morning. And they were just like making fun of them because everybody hated it. And I did say, I said there's one song on there. I didn't even keep it on there. But I still was like, there's one song in here that's good. And I still took it off. It's a good song.

That's crazy. It's also embarrassing, you know, to have an entire album and like only one song's even remotely like listenable. Yeah, especially for a band like that Yeah But like I don't know They're around for too long

You know There's a lot of bands like that I think music is too It's It music Everyone music Every song works for somebody You know

There's some people that think Serena Carpenter is a great artist Some people that think Fucking I think she writes good songs I think sexy red is a great artist You know Some people that think fucking

Like it depends on who you are And what you're from And I don't know I try to judge music much anymore Because I'm like I know songs that I really like That people are probably

like this is complete dog shit. Well, like bound to. I think just being self-self-suff-suff. I don't like, like there's a song I have that's just noise. Is it just being self-aware? I don't think there's anything wrong

with liking dog shit. It's just being self-aware that it is. That you understand that this, like say when you're listening to pop, when you're listening to pop music, you understand that this is lazy and almost with like 99.9% certainty the artist did not write this at all.

Yeah, it's like formulaic. There's like an algorithm for it even before AI was a thing. Yeah, you just like it because it sounds good, but you also realize that it's cheap and it's, you know, it's unappreciative to, you know, the artistry of music and stuff like that. But you understand that. They're completely aware of it. But it doesn't mean, it doesn't, I don't know. Like Michael Jackson.

Well, to be fair, he was not the best musician. Yeah. I think that there are some things that I could probably do better than him. But also he's just a very, like Rick Rubin, the producer, dog shit musician, genius when it comes to like producing. I would rather listen to Corey Feldman than any... All right. Any Michael Jackson's song. But it's like, I imagine, say, Michael Jackson helped

direct Eddie Van Halen with what type of... Sure, yeah, yeah. Solo he wanted on Beat It, for example. He's like, I want something that makes the rest of the sound... song not sound like shit. I want this piece of shit to sound good. Can you add something that doesn't sound like shit? And Eddie, like, he just speaks and hammer on.

Like his fucking, he opens his mouth and it's just solo. He has a guitar that plays his voice. That's crazy. He doesn't talk. That's a Caleb City think, I think, right? Yeah. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Yeah.

What the fuck? What is that? Do you know Caleb City? He's like a Vine. He was a Vine. He was a Vine. But he's like a sketch comedy guy. Okay.

But he had. I can't remember what it. He was like, it was the same premise basically. And then he opens his mouth to compliment it and it's just like, and it's like music. It's fucking stupid. But anyway,

nice. Should we move on do some questions for our patrons? No, no, No, no. Mission failed. Mission failed. We'll get them next time. Questions.

All right. Good boy. Maybe you can do it. Take your time. Do it right. We can do it, baby. What is that? Are you thinking it's so low like that?

What is that? You do it. Take your time. See, the reason why it's throwing it. off is because of the tone I imagine. What is it? Maybe we can do it. You don't know that song?

I don't know. Let's do it, baby. You're fucking with me. Do your time. Do it right. Okay. I remember it now. Take your time.

Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. Baby, you can do it. This is like fucking William hung level shit. This is like American Idol. Do it. I.

I feel like how like I imagine like I'm gonna play a song I'm gonna be like what the fuck was that This is like how early humanity must feel Whenever they saw like a skin walker or something Whereas it's like that's vaguely like a person But like it probably like that's really distressing

How familiar and wrong it is You know All right you toastie Olga What are you gonna sing for me today? Toasty ogre is crazy What? Yo! I hate that

I've never heard something so... Yo dog! Why are you saying that? Yo shut up, Randy. You fucking fat. piece of shit. I've come here to Toast Eoga's

Sandwich Shop. No, I know the song. What is this? Is this a song? Yeah, yeah. No, I know. Then what are you? You were fucking me up though.

Your tone was so crazy. Bacy that it could have told it was. Like, your tone was like somehow camouflage. Even though the words were clear. That's crazy. It was like still like a smoke screen. Maybe you can do it.

Take your time. Do it right. We can do it, baby. Do it too. Not. Absolutely. dreadful. What hole did you call out of clothes? That would have, I think I would have lost the,

something that's so funny, you can't laugh anymore. I would, what's crazy is that I watched a show of my grandma, like when it was like the first like three, four seasons. Yeah. And I would have saw that and I would have been like, if Simon Cal got shot on American Idol. And they air it.

And Paula Abdul turns around and she does the eye thing. where she like he closed his eye, like immediately like that he didn't. He was trying to resuscitate it just like closes his eyelids. And Randy, what's going on, dog? Dog. He takes a bite of it.

You know, he used to play bass in Journey. And then he just fucking dies. That is true? That is true. What the fuck? He was briefly in Journey. Randy. Randy Jackson.

Randy Jackson. Briefly in Journey. That's crazy. Nice. Yeah. I had no idea. Yeah. I was wondering why they were there.

Let me see if I can find a. Signal blues. He looked fucking awesome. Hold on. Let me see what. Never ends. It goes on and on and on and on. Strange as.

Annie, are you okay? Are you okay? Why is it black and white? What is this? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?

I'm not just singing a rock version. I'm not singing a regular version. I hate that. Are you okay? You know why I don't like that song? It's because like, you've been touched by. You've been. criminal

that looks insane he used to have a flat top and shit and like he was bad ass fucking dripped out dude I was like this is this is awesome that looks like a fucking metal cover and a metal video game

at the same time he looks like he looks like he looks like the screens that play like behind guitar hero and like the guitars go up look it's him and what's his name like Joe Perry or whatever the fuck that it Perry I don't know the singer journey I don't know I have no concept I just no way

would know. Don Journey. It's impossible. Journey. Journey. My name is Jordan. My name is Jonathan. Nielan.

Nealyn. There you go to be Journey for short. That's how every fucking band is named. Fucking garbage. Jernathan. Oh, fuck. Jernathan.

Fuck his parents. Jordanston, Neeland. Like, fucking, the doctor was like, you couldn't, you couldn't just do Jonathan. You can, you can, you can. He's going to be a star. I mean, well. He's got big plans at him, man.

Well, they were right. I'm almost there. Almost there. I don't know what this one is. I don't know what song is. You don't know Prince of the Frog? No, actually. I actually don't.

That's the, that was a little bit too past my time that I didn't remember the songs. That's the last. That was the last, like, animated one. That was the last TV one, right? Yeah, really sad. Keith David's in it. The goat. He is.

I still haven't seen it. He's fantastic in it, dude. I've seen that song. I've never seen him bad in anything. I've seen that song he does. Are you ready? Are you ready? Stop it.

Say, say again? All you're ready. I can't. Thank you. He actually gave me chills. Like, he said, I hate it. Stop it. Bump, bump, bump, bump.

You fucker, don't do that to me. Don't do that to me, dude. I warned you. What bothers me that. it brings up a degree of like homophobia in me that I thought wasn't there anymore. Right, because you're dick to Twitches. No, not at all. Whoa.

Not at all. My hate twitches. Yeah. What's the difference? Anyway, we're going to move on to question. Wait, you got to talk to somebody about that. I don't talk to nobody. Okay.

I was like, I just thought on a regular basis. Like Tony's a run. Oh, you're ready. What the fuck are you telling me to do anything for? Like, I love that he leaves in the middle of sessions. It's like, brother, like what? You're paying for this.

Literally, you're paying money for this to leave, to get mad when you talk to? I know there's a spiritually Israeli statement, but like, you know, you're paying for this session. Like, what are you doing? Just like leaving it on the table like that. There's no way. It ain't going to be me. I'm not going to pay for the rest of my ass. Cut and a half split it to the next guy.

Do you think they fucking watch the sopranos? I'm like that. Well, I guess they wouldn't be like, they'll come beat me. They'd be the big. Um. You said. Yeah. That wasn't words.

I understood him, though. I deciphered what you said, but you didn't say anything. It was like Porky Pig. It's not bad. Porky Pig as Tony Soprano would actually fit a lot better than I think it would. It kind of would. It's like, what do you know? What do you know about what I do?

The idea of somebody's not finished. I'm not going to say that. Never mind. No, say it. Go ahead, please. You're probably taking the reins. Soldier on. I want that.

Soldier Onward. Do you know the song Carry On from Sailor Moon? Come on. Carry. on Sailor Moon You piece of shit You stole my joke That was I was gonna do that

You gotta be you gotta think quick around your feet Sailor Moon Sailor Moon Sailor Moon Sailor Moon Sailor Moon Sailor Do I remember any Sailor Moon

Dames songs Do I remember me of them? High in the sky Flying to East All right we're gonna move on We're gonna read our questions for our patrons over at patreon.com slash your Star Tank. Remember, you can go over there, support us.

I was a big Sailor Moon fan growing up. Big Sailor Moon. I could tell. Mercury was my favorite. Jedda Purple. I don't remember any of the names, honestly. I didn't ask you that. Mark.

Wait, wait. Get me on. I don't know why that got me. Someone's saying that. Like, I didn't ask that to you. I didn't ask you that. I didn't ask you that. So upset.

I'm saying that genuine. So upset. Wait. I also like the fact that you said you don't remember the names, but it's just the fucking planets. That's the joke. There's a few extra ones, though. There's a few extra ones tosses in there.

There's 10. There's 10 sailor. Fuck are you talking about. There's 10 sailor cadets. Sailor scouts. There's the moon. The scout. That's what they are.

Yeah. There's the moon. And then the planets. Yeah. But there's no Earth. Oh, there ain't no Pluto and there's no Earth. There's no sailor. What's the, what's the,

The fucks Pluto. There are no Sailor Pluto. What's the fictional, the fantasy name for Earth? What is that? Do you know what it is? Terra, it's terror? There's no Sailor Terror or something? No, it's Moon.

Yeah, I guess. That's kind of weird. We're terrible, right? What is the, what are the, what? I kind of don't remember. The Salter Scouts. The Moon would be, if there was, so it would be Luna, but it's Sailor Moon. Yeah, there's, there's.

I guess it's. There's Mercury, Venus. Mars, Jupiter, Saturn. Sailor Kepler. You're a Kepler, Hepler 3, or what it's called? I think it's Mars, Mercury, Venus,

Jupiter, Uranus. I think this is it. I think that's it, actually. There's Uranus. There's 10. I know that.

I think there's five. There's 10 initial. There's, sorry, there is five probably in a beginning, but there's 10 in what you call it. There's 10 in the expanded thing that I watched like years later

when I was like maybe like 11. There's, and I was like, there's like 10 of these hoars. Sailor Bligger. Sailor. Sailor Popeye. Sailor Bligerated.

friend is under this blue and word. And it's like, what the fuck? And there's a little Asian girl that's that one. They're like, why am I named this one? I don't even get any powers. I just turn blue and they're like, yeah. That's like the guy with a heart in Captain Planet. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. What a pussy. I liked Hart. No, I liked Hart. I liked Sailor trash. Oh, wait, no. Captain, wait. What did they call them? I don't remember. The Captain Tears? The Planet Tears. The Planet Tears. They were just, yeah.

There was wind, fire, water, earth, and heart. I liked Hart because it was like, oh, he's like, you know. Fire was clearly the best one. Do you see the actor for Hart got assassinated in fucking Kiev? Kiev? What's, what's Kiev? Yeah. What's Kiev now?

I like Kiev now. What's Kiev exactly? Well, it's the same thing. It's the capital of that place that's getting, you know, fucked up by Russia. Yeah. But he was killed in Kiev. Yeah, he was killed. He's killed in Kiev, but yeah, Kiev.

So, yeah, he's dead. I still like love. Yeah. All right, well, we're going to want to questions. And he makes it would be better people, dude. That's important. Page and I have a Star Tank. Remember you can go over there.

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whoever wins can find if you see Sweeney you can touch him in any way you want he loves it he loves it if you see him in the street

touch him you should do a raffle and have no prize you do a very seller tickets all that shit and have no prize I like the idea

that you could get away with that you just say like hey you know like we're doing a raffle like let's see who wins and you don't say what the prizes

yeah and then no you say the prize you lie to people but then you still fucking take the money and you fucking leave I don't want to do that

because you can get taking a silver court or something like that fuck civil court Fuck civil people. We'll just like give it to you. Like you won the raffle. Like one of us wins?

Here's a snowball full of bus in time 10. They told her that we thought a raffle was rigged when we went to my family went to a black expo. And you know, just got the whole black experience going on. And there was a lorry. What's a black? I know what a black ex was. But tell me, what's a black expo. It's exactly what you think of it.

Is an expose particularly filled with only black people? Black own. Yes. Black owned businesses. black opportunity you know shit like that but there was and I thought it was funny because there were some big brands there that clearly aren't just like you know

like Lowry's like Lowry's seasoned like yeah so Laurys was there me no niggas love them some Lowers they knew all that they knew I don't like Lurries because there's fucking sugar in it's gross they knew all the they knew all the people of African American descent would be like we love some season of salt

I love some season salt I love me some seasonin salt I'm amazing and it's like come on y'all when I go to mom and pop shops and they don't have seasoning salt on their And when they don't have seasoned salt on their fries, I spit at them. You don't have seasoning salt. I fucking spit on them.

Where's your salt, Dad? Where's your salt, Daddy? Just soaking. Indian man is ransacky your cupboard. Just, where's your salt? Instead of using seasoning salt, just soak it. Just keep soaking it. It's no problem.

Nothing at all. Just keep soaking it. Why are you in my house? In my foot sweats. It's me, Dr. Vindaloo. Derek, you're better than that. This motherfucker is reaching up in your cupboard with his foot. Yo.

And he can. Curve it entirely He can curve it entirely around Yeah, he's perfectly balanced He's fucking, you know It's like, what are you doing? You want some tea? And he's fucking dipping his toe in water.

It's no problem. I think it's all. It's like, can you please? No problem by toll. That's good. Dude, I love that character, man. What's the matter? He stopped himself.

Were you meant to do an accent and you just Stopped himself? He was like a joke, but it's not funny. He stopped himself. from leveling up. All right. I would say imagine Ryu and him

were trade together. Riyu was just like bro, what the fuck? He beats Riu. In a middle of the fight Ryu is just like, I can't do it anymore.

He puts a shit back on it and leave. I'm going to read the questions. That's so crazy. I'm going to move on to the questions because otherwise we'll be a real. You lose. Yo, he just

don't, don't do, don't do, do, he just leaves. He just fucking. It walks away. I did everyone.

He just shows a round one. Fight. Immediately they die. That's great. Dalsam. Niggas can't stand next to it. That's so fucking racist. I love it.

It's so disgustingly terrible. It's insane. What's the question, please? We can't go on any further. It's good. I don't have the art, like, the ability to make shit like that well. Because I would just be making shit for those right-wing sankos to be like, this guy is great.

I love the shit he creates And it's like, oh, it's a joke Yeah, sure We say that to keep our jobs But we know what you mean True buddy All right, so we're gonna read some questions now I understand they're watching

They are watching You know they made that snowstorm so bad Right, it was them Terrible news Dracula flow supports ice Rode in He says, Hi, tickled dicks

My question is primarily for Sweeney It's you, you're up You're up. Harness the power. You're grabbing a penis. What if my hand got bigger like Mario's does? I would be very concerned. I would, I'm not even joking.

I would stop the show. You just have some show, now just reach over and move you aside gently. Continue recording, Chris, as you were. Anyway, he says, this is primarily for Sweden. I want to know how he feels about JZ and Pusha T being featured in the FC file.

Especially Pusha, who was accused of being a handler of victims. Honestly, one of the only people I'm surprised in the files at this point. That was kind of surprising. You think Drake's writing some shit right now? Drake. Yeah, because like they have...

These niggas actually pet a files. A day was coming at me. Millie Bobby Brown looks good now. Millie Bobby Brown's in her 20s or whatever, so everything's all good. So shut up and push it in the files and I'm not. They only hate me for being right too early. Millie Bobby Brown has a nice rack.

Right too early. That's so fucking insane. That's crazy. I hate that. I hate that. conversation. Maybe it would be like, yo, dog. Dude, she's 19.

It's like, the fucking, what is it? Yeah, you're 38. What are you saying? No, but it's like in general, people are like grown ass men like fucking,

it's like, but she's legal and it's like, dude. No, but you're strange. It's not even as bad as because like basically the implications like when, like Trump said, I'm going to be dating her in like 10 years or whatever.

Yeah. Like a little bit like to me to even make that connection is such a foreign concept. Like you got a small child and be like, I can't wait for that. child to grow up so I can fuck it. It's hard to believe she's already 18. Exactly. Exactly. I think.

Drake is so crazy. That's, I've, you forget, you compartmentalize this stuff. Then he was like, oh, he's, he's my best friend. He's giving me boyfriend or boy advice. She was like fucking 13 or so. I forgot all what she was, but like, I'm like, you can't, that can't be interpreted in any other way. As innocent as it may have been, you got to cover your bases, brother.

You got to cover. Like I said before, you got to cover your bases. Look, there's a one in a million chance, right? Yeah. I don't have. Like, it's like a leeway that people give to Michael Jackson where it's just like, well, Occam's razor is that he's, you know, a creep. Yeah.

But like, you know, there's a, he's a weird enough guy where it's like, there's a slight bit of plausibility there that maybe he wasn't. I think he was. What's, like, what would you? Because like, Michael Jackson's insane. Well, I don't feel the way about Drake. I'm just saying. For Michael Jackson, it's like, it's always, there's always like that, like,

like 1%. Yeah. Can he find it? There's no. Let's see if he can find it. For Michael Jackson, there's no. There was misconduct, but was it sexual? That's the thing that's up in air for me.

There was definitely misconduct. We're not going to relitigate by the defense. But for Drake, it's like, here we go. This is why I want to hear. I want to hear about Drake. It's like, I don't know. I don't know where I could be fucking. You can't figure if I guess because he was a child star that he could give some sort

of reference to somebody else or being someone in the acting world as well. I actually. Yeah, I guess that's. That is the best angle. That is the only thing I could think of. That's a pretty good one. But even there, but then he kissed a child on stage.

Yeah, she was 17. It was like, brother, what are you doing? That's a set. Aubrey, that's a 17 year.

He did do that. He did. I mean, I was 17 and I was in college. I get it. But like, yeah, I was,

how old was Drake at that point? I was 17 fucking 20 year olds. Like, and then saying I was 19. Yeah, absolutely. The problem is insane to think about now. When you know,

before. New York. Did they. Did they. know you were 17, like, or did they, you lie, right? To their faces. That's what I'm saying. He knew beforehand. Yeah, I'm an adult.

He knew beforehand. No, I don't think he's got a on the stage. On the stage, he knew. He said she was seven, she did, say she was 17. Yeah, and he kissed her after. Yeah, it's pretty unambiguous. I want to snap that or get the fuck off by. I don't care about me like, if you, whatever. There's no point. We're not, we're not going to litigate it. But we're not going to litigate. Drake. We're not going to relitigate Michael Jackson.

The push thing is crazy. Garbage. It's great. I didn't surprise me, though. It doesn't surprise me. Push. He was a drug dealer for years. It's just. And Drazy's clearly a undercut naked. Nobody cares. It's Jay Z's JZ. He's a, he's trash. We don't. To the, you know. Don't you know I hate I fuck children and I send him to other people. That thing is. I'm guilty. Y'all got to fill me. I'm guilty. I'm about to touch children. I'm a renegade That's crazy

He's one of the best rappers Of all time But also He niggated like that One of the most influential But you know It's clear as days You're like oh this guy

Is involved with bad shit In fairness to musicians I assume that most of them are kind of I assume most of them Areapists in some way anyway Especially back of the day Just because the very The very idea that grubby culture exists at all

I'm like Back in the day I just assume at this point That you're like You know I hear an Rkelly song sometimes I'm like that's a good song listen he's a terrible he's a rapist obviously yeah I went on tour one time and I had to you know mitigate some of like the band's behavior of

just making sure even not even like underage stuff but just things that could you can catch like you know you you fuck this chick and leave she might be really pissed off because like this guy was saying sweet nothing this guy was like saying sweet nothings to one of our fans and like I'm like bro, I, I messaged her and said, hey, don't fucking. And then he found out, he got pissed that I cockpotted. But I'm like, bro, you, you know, this chick's a sweetheart. And you're manipulating her just a fucker. And then you're going to move on to the next city.

And so I'm like, let's not get into that shit. And like, like, you did the right thing. That wasn't your place, but you did the right thing. Like you did the right thing. It was my place in trying to, like, if I was. Preserve the band. trying to protect everybody in this situation. Yeah.

Like I would have been like young and me, I'd be like, bro, what the fuck, man? Yeah, now I'm going to have to ruin someone else. It's like, all you did is direct me to someone that's better than her. Now I'm going to find a more innocent person and I'm going to ruin their life worse. Thanks a lot. I did not interrupt with the girls that were just like, I know what this is kind of a thing. Like not even like, oh, I'm whisper because there's no sweet nothing's whispered like, oh, I want to fuck a band guy. So like, there was a girl that was hitting on me.

And I'm like, you know. guy wanted a bang, but she was interested in me. And I'm like, I don't, I don't want to get involved in this Florida swab shit. So I passed her off. Oh, I've definitely, I've definitely lied to him in about. I've like, oh, I love you. I care about you. I've definitely said all that shit.

Didn't care about them at all. Did not respect them at all. I've never. Yes. That's actually, I've done that. Not to be proud. Unfortunately, I think that's very, I've, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm honest.

I've never done that before because that shit. I feel like I've never, I've never done you back. And I'm like, who are you? Dumb bitch, the fuck are you doing here? I've just been using casual hookups on internet for a while, so I'd never had to do the like, oh, whispery, sweet nothings to like pretend. Absolutely, no respect for women at all.

It was, my space was cool. Girls in my area, like, oh, hey, like, you cool, whatever. And, like, you know, we connect or something. And then, like, hey, you want to, like, meet up or something. It was kind of like that. I've definitely fucked girls and giving them one word text back the whole day. That's crazy. That's so crazy.

It's not good, but I've done it before. Hey, it's life, you know? I mean, I, okay. You live and you learn. It's not even like a thing. So it's like it was intent, intentional. It was like, oh, I want to fuck this girl. I don't like her personal.

I think I feel. You know what I mean? Like sometimes you, you can. Sometimes you evolve. You can convince yourself. That's not really what was going. But you kind of, you believe it. Totally fun.

I feel it. I've definitely like, oh, this girl's hot. That's it. I just would like to sleep with her. That's definitely been like a thing in my mind. So you pretended to like. Yeah. Like I fucking, I did the legwork.

I was like, I'm going to be nice to her for three months. I did the legwork. Unfortunately. I didn't work for three months and then I'm coming, unfortunately. Really? I've done that. Unfortunately, it's, it should have probably. Why not? Comparison to what I did.

Why not? Hey, Chris, you know how scumbags, like men are scumbags, dude. Yeah, they go to the bar, like on average. I know. Yeah, so. I mean, look, it ain't putting drugs in people's drinks. You know, that's a way different ratio, but I'm just, yeah, that's not that bad either.

I mean, monsters. So it's not as, it's just, That's crazy. That's fucking insane. Don't even joke like that. That's crazy. He's not joking. He's probably not.

He's probably like, he's got to feel better because he's like, you know, releasing something. The I, I. In a cathartic way. It's like Kid Rock singing about the statutory. I have been. If it's not. Young ladies, young ladies. I like them under age.

Is that? It's a real line. It's a real kid rock line. What is the, some say it's statutory. That's the one. But I say it's mandatory. Mandatory. That's...

To write that at all is crazy. Like, I understand, like, the persona of, like, like, an M&M's, like, saying outrageous shit. Right. To even think of that, though, is wild. Yeah. It's slim shady. Especially because... Well, not shade slim.

What the fuck? All right. Yeah, that's what I was saying. It's Kid Rock, not Kidnithin Rockland. But Kid Rock is like... The issue about Kid Rock is that, like... Kidney Rockland is correct. I said Kidnithinthin.

His name's Kinnathan, sorry. Kidniffin. That's dog shit. It's really the only thing. Like Jonathan is the most like a applicable name in those. Chris. Tofor is pretty good too. Chris, that was dog shit.

Kidnithin, Rock. Is it? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you took pride in it. My apologies. Is Kenneth Rockland dog shit? This dude just raises up like, yeah.

He says, he says that he says that he gets him out of bed finally and he goes about his day and he tells his friend and his friend immediately. here's that shit gets up off the table and walks into traffic it just dies dies right there

that's a good way to go in the traffic that's not good enough anyway oh no you gotta do with that exploding you gotta do what that porn star

did the shotgun which one which you do carny carny carner or so like that she died like last year she shotgun herself had her right off

really unfortunate damn took her last load that brother I know that wasn't the first. I know that was the first time you heard that. Oh, no, that's not mine.

That's not. I know that was. I should die on the hill. I made that up. I made that up. That was me. I'm going to move on. That was good.

We're going to go to another question. You shouldn't. You shouldn't move on. Eminem. What? Without Eminem without his fork? Is that a thing I should know? I don't understand that.

Yeah, whatever, man. Thanks for your writing. Yeah. Bye. Just not reading He says hey snarksters With the news of the passing of Catherine O'Hara What celebrity death actually brought tears to your eyes?

Of whom? Catherine O'Hara Oh The uh Sally Sally from the night before Christmas The mom from home alone She's in a lot of shit

She's just in the studio She's in Beetlejuice right too For I'm mistaken right Yeah she's the mother in beetle juice She was in a lot of shit And uh She was just in the Seth Rogen show That apparently is pretty good

The studio that I just haven't gotten around to watching Oh, the Roganites. It's hard for me. It's a good one. It's hard for me to get over. What is Seth Rogan's, Joe Rogan's older cousin or younger cousin? I would tell him, why haven't you killed him yet? And he's, uh, ha, ha, ha, ha, uh, sorry.

Did that my phone fall? What is that? That responsibility belongs to, um, uh, my chemical romance. Yeah, that's actually his cousin. Oh, yeah, Gerard Way. Gerard Way is actually his cousin. She write a song. He's like, we're going to kill Joe Rogan.

Killing Joe We're gonna bash him Into the fucking concrete Are they distant cousins Are they distant cousins or like actual like first cousins? I think they're close enough For it to be kind of interesting But anyway

Yeah The deaths of celebrities I definitely I like definitely bum me out But don't usually make me cry But to this day Robin Williams Chris Cornell and Catherine O'Hara Had me shutting many tears Sorry to ask such a gay question

It's a fine question I don't think I There's a few for me Robin Williams and Chris Cornell died like a couple of years apart from each other I got a rough time. Yeah. For me,

it was Mac Miller was one of them that made me really, really sad. Yeah, I remember because he was crying in our apartment and I laughed at him.

You're a piece of shit. You're just, you're just, you're just so dogs you don't even understand it anymore. Hey, you made a shotgun joke about some bitch

blowing her fucking face off. Yeah, she was a porn star that joke fit the time. Oh, so like she's, she's,

she's not less than, she's not less than, but the joke sequence, like if I die saying the N-word, it was like, one last, one last hurrah,

You know, like I get it. I hope so. Make sure that happen, you can like make that happen. Like, while I'm going on, I'm like, can you program that into your watch where say when you're hard or you have no pulse, it just says the N word really loud. It's a dead man switching your Apple Watch. But for the hard art, that'd be a fucking curious. That'd be a curious mishap, you know.

Yeah. That'd be amazing. Foster's home for curious friends, you know. Yeah. So you said you laughed a lot when Mac Miller died. On Mac died, I was definitely very, very sad. He had a giggle fit. He didn't stop laughing.

Mac was a sad one. Michael was obviously another one that made me feel really sad. Michael Jackson. That was not sad for us. Amos. Amos was one that made me. It was late. It was like after like he was already like a really controversial like.

I was already kind of like, yeah. I was already kind of like. James Avery was one that made me sad. That one definitely bummed me out for sure. That was a bummer. That was like fucking new. Every New Year's dude because I think he died on New Year's Eve. Amis was another.

It was another one too that made me fairly really. sad. He was the guy that played adult Kootenete. And he's like a dad from like several black sitcoms. Made me feel very not good as well too. Amy Winehouse wasn't great. It made me feel really sad as well. I think I didn't know enough about Amy Winehouse at the time. She was already dead by the time I really learned a lot about her. I remember people at that time

was like, she's a really good artist. And I listened to the black album. And I was like, oh shit. Or back to black. And I was like, this is a good artist. And she fucking. I can't think of like, I think Robin Williams was the big one really. I don't like because I didn't make his man. No, I was just like, Ronald was really the big one.

That was the closest I got. I don't think I cried. Lily was really upset about Robin Williams. You know who I saw cry? She loved him. Perfusely. Because people were making fun of him. Fuck,

what was that, that racist guy? Stefan Molyneux. So he made a video basically saying, oh, his ex-wife killed him because of the alimony.

I'm sure he didn't help. Oh, with Robin Williams? I'm sure it didn't help, right? His mental health. His alimony was paying like a shit. load of money per month and allegedly it was one of the reasons why he started working again and he still at the end of the video he's fucking profusely crying and like like cursing the

wife it's it was pretty funny yeah I was like all right bro you didn't know him I understand he meant a lot to you but you're also crying the way that would expect his family members to cry yeah it was yeah when Charlie Kirk got I got assassinated I was definitely really sad about definitely tell up about hours I was crying I fuck guy. Oh, the guy who said he wouldn't cry. The black guy, and I was like, I wouldn't cry if my father died or my kids died in front of me and him being like... He did cry for...

I'm not talking about that guy because that was hilarious. What the fuck is going on? I'm talking about the guy that was at the event. Are you seeing this? No, what happens? He's just like shedding. Holy shit. He shed all that at once.

That was actually crazy. He's fucking molting, dude. That was insane. Like, I watched him rain hair for like a second. He just doesn't pick his shit out. I didn't do my hair today. Yeah, clearly. Holy nothing.

He wore a white shirt too. No, that's awesome. You're like that boxer. Imagine I fucking slip in my hair fucking comes off and I have had hair this whole time. I'd be like, oh, no wonder why he was always talking about his hairline. You were so proud of him,

but it's not real. You were weirdly focused. That's crazy. That's crazy. You're lying all your headline all these years. you fucking weirdo. You saw a negative hair. You're like,

you fucking, your hair lines all the way in your back or something. That's crazy. I'm actually entirely bald. I wipe off my eyebrows and shit. My mustache. You've been,

you've been adding fake beard to you. That's crazy. Every day a little bit more. That is so extra. You're just like, and this is one more longer fall. I would actually commend you for that. Like,

that's like a degree of just like, you know what? I'm not even like upset about the lie because it's like, the amount of, effort that it went that you had to go through to maintain that is like fucking impressive right like I would actually come at you'd be like you know what good on you yeah keep it up good on I wish you were tired at everything else good on you you should I really

don't want to talk to anymore though because you're crazy but good on you good on you Mike I don't know Robin Williams Kobe David probably was sad Kobe got me Kobe got me sure on my way to record this podcast yeah I remember at Dunkin Donuts yeah I was very upset that's crazy people were like yo he failed a QTE and people are mooring over him. What the fuck's going on here? It's like, when Robin Williams died,

we were, like, it was me, Nathan Drake wouldn't have died in that situation. Gabby and I were in a Starbucks. The one I used to work at. Yeah, was that the one? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Was that the one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I dropped you off that one time after we were all hung over. But like, I went to that Starbucks with Gabby and then we like check the, the, our phones or whatever.

And it's like, oh my God, Ronald Williams is dead. And then somebody else heard it. And somebody's like, Robin Williams is dead. And then the whole, like,

Starbucks just got really quiet and sad. They're like, oh shit, shit, you ruined everyone's day. Oh, fuck, I'm sorry. I just here to get like a fucking limine. One guy throws a piping hot fucking coffee in your eyes only. Fuck, yeah. Like all of it just hits your eyes, goes inside. This is for Robin. Why did you do this to me?

That's crazy. I called you. I called you. I called you. What is that? I'm a freaking, what's called from Auntie Donna. Oh, I called you. I called you

Hey guys Starbucks I'm gonna kill myself now Attack this other The first guy you see Yeah attack the first guy you see I'm Robin Williams David Bowie was a sad one Yeah

Only because like he kind of knew it Yeah David Bowie Definitely dying Oh Norm MacDonald What am I saying? That was a bummer It was like oh man I'm dead from cancer

There's a lot of them for me Like there's a lot of them in like The music You know like a lot of Yeah they're always dropping Ozzy Osi Osbourne was a bummer Because he held on for way longer than anyone in Xx

expected. Yeah, dude, he looked rough when I was a middle schooler. Yes, he was, uh, he looked, when he was in his 50s, he looked like he was already on his way out. Sharon. He lasted two more decades. Sharon, fuck, I'm dying. Sharon, get the, Sharon.

Sharon, get the decanter, Sharon. I'm not going to be here much longer. He must longer. He held on for two more decades, dude. My testicles fell off, Sharon. I know, Ozzy. Don't do drugs, guys. Don't do drugs.

I'm washing them as we speak. When Pierce Morgan dies, I'm going to fucking, I'm going to do a little jaunt. I'm going to laugh. That's not worth a celebration really for me. I'm going to. I'm going to do a jaunt. I'm a Jamaican. I have to.

You got to pick your celebrations, I think. Oh, yeah. There's the big one that's going to be the obvious one. Yeah, that's the one. I wonder if they're prepared for like how unilaterally celebratory. I can't wait for the, you know, the usual suspects with the sunglasses and the hats, you know, and the American flags. Oh, yeah. I can't wait to see their.

reaction sitting in their alimony trucks they're going to be like sad as fog you know shotgun in their mouths and they're going to see these giant parties happening and i feel like their hatred for the people celebrating oh it's going to go way up we'll keep them alive that's the only thing that's going to keep them because they're about to end it but they're like the hatred of like i can't look at them it's gonna be a lot of people being like um yeah i'm happy because like i think the biggest thing for me with this whole situation is that we cannot let the people that are actively doing shit that are fucking harming the harm in the world get away with it I think that is the big problem.

We always let people get away with like, oh, you have your fucking terrible views. And then when eventually the paradigm swings are the way, we're like, oh, yeah, but I didn't, I didn't really believe that. It's like, no, nigger, you were on that team the whole time. You suck. Catch fire to your house. Yes, absolutely. Halting catch fire. Is there anybody that, give them a scarlet A on their chest?

When you heard someone died like, let's say the, say, I'm sure this couple examples. of this. You giggled when you heard how they died. Oh, like, the reason? Yeah, there's a few of them. I actually don't have anything. There's two of them I can think of rob top of my head just thinking of there's Paul Walker that made me laugh.

Because I'm like, oh, that's, because if you just got shot or something, it sucks, dude. Yeah, yeah. It's like, I can't believe that. I saw that movie that way. I saw that movie Fast 7 that weekend. And I remember when he was driving off, people laughed. I laughed too. People were laughing.

People were like, It's unfortunate. It's very off the clip right there. Boom. It's humbling and tumbling and tumbling. By the time the car's done tumbling, he looks like a robocop. Like he's part of the car. It's literally just like,

brum, bram, bram, bram, brum, brum, that's so bad. The fucking credits. playing the Robocop theme. He turns into a Robocop. I would have. He looks like cyborg from Teen Titans by the end. That's how much fucking trauma happened. Which universe do I need to jump to where that actually is a reality?

Because I want to live in that universe to where they were like, we're not making any more fast. We're now making a rebooted robot. Fuck the 2013 Robocop or whatever, 2013 one, whichever whenever it came out. This is re-rebooted Robo Copp. That's great. At the end of that movie. Yeah. Because of they showed live footage of.

what happened to him actually. And they were like, this is going to segue into Fast and Furious Meets Robocops and meets Transformers. He may be. Meets Transformers. He may be RoboCob, but he's still family.

You know, and like this Robocop, though, he's like, you know, he's gone rogue. And then Paul Walker puts the all spark in his chest. And he fucking,

I like, I like the idea of it going like really out of like, I want it to be. I love the idea of Brady. Because, because it's like, It's fast and furious because of a grievous car accident, he becomes a robocop. But then after that happening, the Autobots understand that humans and robots can't decide together as one.

This is so Fortnite brain that you can't conceptualize anything. It's a crossover of everything. Here's a whiteboard. And then, you know, people are writing down structures. They write down pacing. And then he just whips his dick out and pisses all over the word. I piss on it real hard. And I do a violent bust on end of it.

And he's like, you know what? This is a good idea. Let's just absolutely sandwich everything. The Fortnite brain. These can't be, this can't all be one movie. And then the noise shows up. And then Dracula and Magneto shows up.

This can't be one movie. This is a fucking, this is a long series. Dracula versus Magneto. That'd be a fucking fight. Magneto's just like, what the fuck? I guess vampires, it's okay that they're real since I'm fucking a real thing.

Yeah. That's a direct line. It's written in the script It's not exactly way. Ian McElland. I guess it's fine that vampires are real because I'm a real thing. I'm a real thing.

I'm also quite confusing. There's vampires in Marvel. There's plenty of them. There are vampires. There's blade. But Dracula is real too. Dracula is in the novel. Very real.

Yeah. It makes sense that he is, but I just don't remember seeing him in anything. Well, you don't really, you really ever read Ghostwriters or anything? like that? No. Yeah, he's very, he's very real. Blade hates that nigga. I like Blackheart, but I don't really fuck with Ghost Rider. I love Ghost Rider. He's so fucking metal. He's just too, he's so overly metal. It's too like, you know, I would be 57 years old. Like, that's cool to me. You know what I

mean? Like, I think leather and skulls on my fucking. Oh yeah. That's very, that's very like 70s. Never cool to me. Like, I think it's cool. I think I'm having a flaming chopper. with a flaming skull is cool. I think that is so you know, West Coast chopper old guy with the handlebar mustache loves Trump kind of shit.

Yeah. Hey man. The Ghost Rider probably doesn't like Trump. Well, I'd hope probably. He looks like he does. That's all I'm saying. I don't know politics of ghost

of Mr. Ryder. Oh, Jonathan Blaze. If I met as turned me off, I'm honest. Yeah.

His name's Jonathan Blaze. He was like, Jonathan Blaze. I like Danny. I like Denny catch. I think that name is actually cool. What is then?

Danny catches the... It's fine, I guess. He's just from Catcher on the Rye, right? Yeah, he Danny catched the fire in the Rye. Yeah, Danny catches from Catcher on the Rye and Johnny Blaze from Ghost Rider. Jonathan, Jonathan Blaze, and there's a Mexican one, fucking, I don't know. Oh my God, a Caliades.

Fucking, Wade was Ronteros. I'm going to read the next one. I miss Way was Ronteros, man. I hate that shit. Spider-verse art direction is just better Fortnite Road. And he says, recently I've been trying to dig into scenes of music genre you guys like for punk I've been liking Rise Against

in some 41, some 41 punk I guess Yeah, it's like poppy yeah but like it's Yeah, it's always moon five You keep I really don't like numbing five at all They're not some good songs but not like Not plenty I think the only one That sounds even remotely good is their

second single they ever released I don't remember the song called but this Love has taken it's on me I raped some kids I'm in the Epstein files Is he really? I don't know, maybe

Who cares? Who gives a kid? I raped several children that run from me I had a choice And I made the wrong one Oh Oh

Rape Rape Why is the world not funny and terrible Why is it just terrible? It's not even a funny kind. It's quite sad. But anyways, and so 41,

and for having yourself genres, I love a bear tooth, Brendan Small, and Lamb of God. And for rap, I've been liking Outcast, Nas and Denzel Curry. Good choices.

Yeah, not bad. Not a decent list. Given that knowledge, given that knowledge, what are y'all's Rex? You know what I would, if,

what's my what? Recommendations, I guess, is what he's trying to say. You know what I would say? There's a band called the Bronx. That's pretty good. It's like a punk band that I've been listened to

quite a bit recently. They got some good. stuff. I'm into them. For hip hop, obviously always a very good choice is the infamous Mob Deep. Very good. The infamous album, very, very good choice. If you like the boom bag, a big fan of Nas. Also, early Joey badass music, very, very, very solid 1999, summer nights, and before the money. There you go. But Joseph, uh, nerd. Joseph badass. Badass. I don't know. I got other than. Yeah. Bear tooth is good. If he, if this guy likes bear, Beartooth, well, I would suggest

him check out Attack Attack where he came from before. Yeah. Oh, Attack? I actually know about Attack Attack. That's crazy. So Caleb was the keyboardist of Attack Attack Attack. And when he became the main vocalist, because this guy, Austin, I don't know, there's weird shit with him. When he left, Caleb took over, and that's in my opinion when the band actually started sounding good.

So there's a 2010 album of Attack Attack Attack that's fucking beautifully produced. I mean, some people would argue that this is like kind of when everything started sounding relatively the same in the metal core genre but I think it's just a really good album Yeah Sometimes that happens right

There's like sometimes a person's like kind of a key Instrument you know what I mean Yeah I happen with Rye's kind of like Because they had a guitarist Chris Chase Who left around like Like I think around a 2008 or something And everything after that you could tell

It's like it's still good but like it's missing something Ah Like they've got the dude Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah the fucking the main The guitarist of a a baby metal

and then the guys would call themselves the comedy band this dude fell to his death from like three stories or something and the quality of their music dipped significantly

oh this guy wrote everything well I just found the answer to the last time you heard about a person that you giggled when you found out about how they died there you go

there you go playing outside of window or some shit oh dude Trevor Moore The guy, the whiteest kids, you know, that guy? What happened? Did he die? He died. He fell out a window or something. Oh, shit. Were they filming?

No, I don't think so. It's a crazy way. I don't think it was a sketch, my guy. It's a crazy way to go. Oh, I would say turnstile also. I've been getting into them. Turnstile's good. It's different. It's like some of it's like softer, but like it's pretty good. Yeah, their evolution, they're going at a very, they're going at a very interesting direction now. That's a little more mainstream, but it's like it's gotten them on the fucking radio play, which I never thought I was going to hear. Turnstile on K-Rock.

So I thought that's kind of nuts. Yeah. There are so many bands that's like, I appreciate it though, because it sounds different. Like it sounds different but not worse. It's kind of like, in my opinion,

with Paramore, you know? Yeah, no, I like it. I like it. Their previous album, I like it a little bit more,

but it's relatively just sounds like a continuation of their new one. I think I'm going to see fucking Haley Williams this year, actually. With what? With Lily, she's going on tour.

She's going to be in California. Herself? Yeah, I think it's going to be her. I don't get her. I don't think he's going to be paranoid. Because she does have a, she just drop an album like last year.

She's going to do it. I'm like, I guess what I want to see. That album, I'll be honest, that's not my jam though. Like, like I like her,

I like her voice, but I just don't sit down and listen to that. Like, it's like library music to me. I think I heard it. It's, you know,

you might like it. You might like it. Somebody recommended to me. I listened to it while I was showering. And I was like, this is, I don't listen to this stuff. You were like,

turned it off. You fucking busted her hard nut into the fucking, into a big vapid pile of nut The big vapid pile of nut In the middle of your fucking tub You put a little more on there And then you fucking went to bed In the fucking tub

That's exactly Oh I forgot to say A record Because this guy said Baretooth on us I forgot What I meant to say was The Ghost Inside

That band If you have not listened To The Ghost Inside Their 2010 album From probably up And then up It's called Returners That's probably

They're in my top five Of bands They're, because they're what you would call the New Age of Hardcore, where it's just all melodic and fucking fast and awesome. Some of the, my favorite types of chord progressions and a lot of gang vocals and shit. Great fucking band. So that's the best recommendation I can give to anyone that they'll, if they like heavy music, fast punk, hardcore type shit. And then that's it. Goodbye, everyone.

Goodbye, everybody. Let's see All right Let's just read this one Sweeney's Todd He says hey thing one thing too And Stephen Seagall With the country going to shit

And a eye spewing sludge everywhere In both the digital and real world My question is When will Sweene start showing up on time I like that late It's the episode where Derek's late I'm late Hey but this was an act of God

Or an act of some retard probably Doing a backflip into the tracks Well the thing too is like to remember It's like we had a rule where like if Sweene was ever late again we would just start the show and slowly docks him one character of his address at a time he's been on point after so like he's been on point

like threats work that's the thing I've learned over time is that threats are pretty you know they're powerful they work yeah right psychos if you docks me out with Docs line back I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit that's crazy I wish somebody would try go ahead what if somebody that what if someone knocks on your door and they're like hey where the docs

core and they knock The what? The docks core. What is that? They're the corp of doxers. Oh, corp. I didn't hear that. Yeah, core corp. Yeah, they don't pronounce the P for whatever fucking reason. And then they let in a fucking full grown violently autistic bear. What's an autistic bear? What does that look like to you? A bear that really

isn't good with change. So the fact they brought out the forest to come to you is really upset. Very bothered. Okay. Well, I mean, that's it for me then, right? I mean, it doesn't have to be? Yeah. Now you're playing life as strange. Get your way around that bear. No, I'm not. I'll fight it I'm like I'll go out

You know I hope the adrenaline will take care of the how much it's gonna hurt fighting the bear Yeah You know Then you get hit once and you'd be like I'm raining my inside parts Yeah And then you would die I'll still go once once the bear is tired of ravaging me

Then I'll be like And then I'll collapse You know like how you You know how Like a movie Yeah you look I'm not done yet Yeah

I'm not done yet but that's just the last while your neurons firing as a bear is feeding on your neck and you think you're still fine you think you beat the bear in a fight and you think that was good and let me go out in like a blaze of glory even though I wasn't actually in a later on. This is a good one. Spamps wrote and he says, hey, you sleep paralysis demons who insist on stealing

my lunch money and soul every month. On a not so recent stream of Chris's, I sent a message in chat about the Joe Biden's spider hands bit from Derek's third Twitter trash video with all of you and how most people I show the clip to laugh for minutes straight. yeah dude that's it was a good bit uh my question for all of you today is what's a clip from a video

you've made that made you laugh chuckle or guffaw much love keep it snazzy uh that's a good question it's hard to be objective with that stuff i guess right if you make it because like by the time i'm done with anything it's kind of like i don't think it's good at all i've seen it too many times so i like i don't really know but there is there there is an edit that i don't even remember the context or what video it was i'm sure some people who are listening to the show are chroniclers enough to know what I'm talking about. But there was a video where

it was some edit where a SWAT team was coming in to kill Lil Bill. And you slam him against the wall and he shattered. I had just like this like key-framed edit of one of the guys like in the original video he's taking a vase and smashing it into the into the wall.

But I made it so he grabbed Little Bill by the head and smash it and then I actually cut Little Bill into pieces to cover like the The shards of the... And I had like the screaming child in there and it like violently abruptly cuts.

But like I still like every down and then like I'll be digging through some most stuff and I'll see that and I'll I will I will giggle. I love the abruptness of that. And also it's child abuse which is hysterical. I was swatty. There's a moment from me which I was streaming where there was a in in the Walking Dead video game where Duck gets bit and you got to kill Duck.

And I'm like, or, oh, go ahead, go ahead. I just killed Duck. You did yourself, okay. He didn't see the other choice. Because I saw that choice. Or his dad can kill me. Kenny can do it too. Yeah, that's why I was like.

I was like, I'll do it. You did it. Yeah. But I was like, of course I'll do it. And it was like, well, quack, quack little nigg. And I shot him. And I remember fucking laughing. Or there's one other one where there's a loud Last of Us moment where a dog runs

and gets blown up by an explosive and flies across the room. And the laugh I let out during that. moment is so fucking ridiculous. Because I was like, uh, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go. And I was like, dang, dude, you kill those dogs. And they call for them

after you kill them two in that game because they want you to feel bad, you know? Yeah. Yeah. You know, meanwhile, that,

uh, that made that game also was a vehement support of Israel. And all those children are probably screaming when buildings are falling on top of them. But, you know, we'll ignore that because he's up of a particular ethnic background that, uh,

gets a lot of leeway in this country for some reason. Is he actually? I think, I think Druckman's definitely a Jew. Well, I know he's a Jewish guy. He's a Jew like with like vitriol. I did. Sorry.

Sorry. A Jewish fella. He's a Jewish fella. I don't know. I never really heard him. Because there was a thing where he was like. He is absolutely Zionist. How do you know that?

I'm pretty sure he's been promoted Zionism before. I could be wrong. I could be me just. I don't know. I don't know anything about them. You'll probably verify that. Yeah, that's a crazy thing. Because like I remember there was like a thing where like people were like sharing a theory about like how like the last of us is actually about like it was written.

about like Israel Palestine and how that's crazy and Neil Druckerman was like no yeah that's it's some it's those people that always have there there has to be a deeper meaning and I'm like well it's I think it's exactly what it is yeah it's zombies it's zombies it might be comatically about other things well it's really if you want to say in a big package it's the human condition and then you want to ask the question which part right which part of the human condition is this about and and that oh um it's clearly about doing uh horrible shit. Yeah.

So the second one is obviously when talking about the human condition it's the cycle of revenge. Okay. What was the first one about? Well, you can make an argument about this, the,

the relationship between father and daughter, really. There's, if you want to talk about it, but I don't really care for video essay shit like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Fuck, I was going to say something about, oh, right, right, right. The question, I really, I like, dumb shit. You know how we were talking about what was that what's that movie Kung Pal

where the thing that made me like laugh a lot was when when he asked what he was saying he traveled like many miles to get here or whatever and the guy just casually said yeah thanks I wasn't talking about it was I wouldn't talk that's crazy. You still hear you nigga keep talking well like you know

neither you can listen to me why I can't do that. You just read that where I get to put from it. It's a screenshot of a tweet I love Israel. I love Israel. I love Israel. Yay, yeah, yeah. Kill all the infidels.

Kill all the infidels. I was promised a naughty dog to think thousand years ago. That's crazy. You'd understand that Ellie was promised Joel 3,000 years ago. You don't fucking get it. That's crazy.

Yeah. I don't can move on. Move on. That could be, I completely derailed. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Like come in the wind.

You don't know where it's going to land. very poignant yeah you're like a modern day what's it a piece of shit I'm like

imagine if words right just hurt and this means all right let's see Freddie uh

Freddy your biggest fan Freddie you're Biggie's fan I don't know what this I don't know what I mean he says

hey Black Dad Big Black Dad and Hispanic Uncle Cousin I'm at a very complicated point in my life

I'm 20 years old it's not complicated at all 20 years. Very, very uncomplicated time. But, uh, and I'm scared my life will go nowhere. My biggest hope right now is to become a fucking plumber's apprentice. How did you sexy dudes go through this? First of all, plumbing is a great job.

Like, earned it. Like, that pays a shit ton, doesn't it? Yeah, you can also be a plumber anywhere. So, yeah, like move to fucking, like Hawaii, for example, go plumming Hawaii. I'm just saying, as an example. Dude, yeah, you're, you're kind of panicking about nothing in my opinion. Like, I get it. But like, I mean, that's a great job. That no, I would say

It's probably deeper than just that That's probably this like one side of the point I imagine what it is Go nowhere if you're a plumber A regular A regular job A lot of times people They feel like should I do this

Or should I You know because Being a plumber is not necessarily a passion It's like glamorous I guess Right so in the way that it's like It's a solid fucking job It's like my mom She was in the MTA

A bus operator for like almost like 20 years But it's there's some people that Oh should I have gone this way And I think it's just It's just that. Yeah. Yeah. The idea of neutralizing your passions to be able to survive is very unfortunate.

A lot of people have to do that. They have to either choose like, oh, I'm going to do my passion and I'm going to struggle for a long time or I'm going to pursue this job that gives me stability. And in this world, it should not be a choice of the two. You should be able to pursue your job that helps you pave your life. Hey. But you should also. If we had UBI.

I mean, yeah, you should also be able to explore your passions because without exploring that parts of you let part of your. self die. It's really unfortunate. I think he, look, I've been 20 years old before and I remember it be. Really?

Yeah, once a lot of time. That's crazy. I didn't know that. I thought you were born this way. That would suck. That's why she didn't make it. But it was, it's, you know, at that time in your life,

you're trying to figure out who you are. You're still kind of in the last bits of like really trying to get yourself. And go day by day, step by step, you know. Like it's, it's really, it's important to plan ahead and try to perceive the future, but also at the same time, you can only do so much with the way the world changes so quickly.

I think your problems don't matter. Or that, you know, that. Sure. No, I don't know, man. I get it. But, like, I think, like, the world is so crazy right now where, like, I earnestly feel, like, the smartest thing. Like, there's, because there's a lot of old expectations of, like, oh, like, what

is being a failure mean, right? And I don't think they apply now. Like, if you have, if you meet somebody who's, like, 25. or even like you meet people in like in like their mid thirties and they're living with roommates and like in the 90s that would have been like oh it's pathetic what are you doing but now it's just like why would why like it's it's just financially reasonable to be doing that or just even just staying with your parents for longer is like not the same as it used to be so like I just feel like with everything the way it is where like everything seems to be kind of crumbling there's a lot of weird shit that's kind of up in the air that like used to be relatively you know predictable or relatively. relatively like, oh, yeah, sure, that'll be there. I just don't, I don't know. I think you're actually setting yourself up for a better situation later by going the safe path now in a time that's so deeply uncertain. Because when I was doing, like, when I was out and I was putting a lot on the line doing like shit that I probably shouldn't have been doing, we're like, oh, I'm going to focus on this side thing.

Things were still relatively kind of good. You know, the economy was good. I could have worked a normal job I could have found a job if I really like needed one I just didn't because I just knew

that I wanted to do this and I had and I had like leeway there I had like oh I could stay home or I had friends that I could crash with and it was just like it was a different situation

so like if you if you can lean yourself into this area we're like dude AI is not gonna come for plumbers not for a long ass time because that's like

sophisticated robotics that's a lot of shit that needs to line up and so you might actually put yourself in a situation where like if you're only 20 years that's pretty early relative yeah you have time you have time there's no later on when you're more experience when you're more knowledgeable when you when you when you have like a little bit of a fire letting you he's like you're itching to do it you can go do it

and you can have like kind of like a fallback or like enough experience and a bunch built up for you that it's not nearly as much of a struggle as it would be if you were just like I don't want to dissuade anybody from like following their dreams or whatever I'm just saying like it's a smart thing to lean into if it's something that you're doing already yeah security matters top Life security is important. Yeah. Because security will give you the freedom to even want to explore that. You know?

Very true. It's because there's a lot of times where it's like you're struggling and you just don't, you don't have the freedom. You don't have the flexibility. And that's, that also is kind of the same of like letting part of yourself die. So be aware of it. Also, you're gay and your problems don't matter. Yeah, that too. Only that.

Only that. Actually, forget everything I said before. Join only fans. I mean. It's too late. It's too late. It's, it's kind of. It is.

Well, I feel like. Like there's, you can still make a lot of money. The market's probably still opening up for men, dude. You're not going to become a millionaire, but you'll make money. There's not enough men. It's saturated for women, but, like, if we, you know, if I joined, I'd probably make a quick buck, even though, you know, I, you can make a couple grand. I'm like, self-conscious, but, man, you know, there's busted ass motherfuckers all over that shit. And I'm like, oh, yeah, there's enough room for some of us on there.

Yeah, it doesn't matter if your penis looks like a fucking, uh, it looks like a fucking wine cork screw, corkscrew. Yeah, I can do, that's insane. I can do a bunch of, that's, that's, you just piss out of all the holes. Ew, no. You can literally ring your dick out of water or fall out of your dick.

That's fucking crazy, bro. What I do is I usually fill up full cups, uh, full like regular drinking cups will come. That's like my fucking trick for only fans. is this fucking nut and full is how long it did it take to prepare for this cups home like it maybe maybe only jacking off one time prior and I can oh and get that out every day every day yeah every day yeah yeah what's your secret I don't know probably a disorder of some sort yeah you just infinite cum disorder

it's like I can come as long as I make myself come I can keep going as long as I don't pass out yeah you're starting to like get like really pale it is really Oh, I gotta, I gotta turn it off for a second. Turn your fucking internal faucet off. Yeah. All right. Let's read where we at. Hour 50?

All right. Let's do one more. Hell yeah. Cocky and Ball Wrinkle wrote up. He says, Hey, hey, boys. You've talked about your favorite types of food before, but are there any other cultures foods that you think are underrated and deserve a shout-out?

I discovered in recent years that Portuguese, Brazilian, and Persian, Persian and Haitian food are way better than I ever expected. Cajian food's delicious. What is Haitian food exactly? It's really similar to regular Caribbean food. Probably Caribbean and French, no. But it's just a little bit of French,

so they have croquettes and stuff. They have... Oh, okay, yeah. I can't pronounce a lot of stuff, but I've had Haitian food for it. It's pretty good. Yeah. It reminds me of Jamaican food.

And I'm like, Jamaican food is probably my... Up there with my favorite food, so... Yeah, look at you, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. be anything and nothing else is going to be your favorite

I mean that's for sure that's not well I see you I love Indian food too but Indian food is a part of Jamaican food as well it definitely takes a lot of inspiration from there as well so I actually don't know I want some curry right now dude always do the fucking a ramen place opened up the street from me and their

their fucking curry katsu ramen is fucking great I should shoot it up I never yeah I'm gonna this is so delicious you should get food from me this is really good I'm so sorry about what I to you guys and just like that. Don't hurt

anybody but absolutely destroyed the property. Just shoot around. I absolutely destroy the property. Shoot around. Destroy the property. I'm like, I'm sorry. I don't want to do this,

but I got scared and I needed to defend myself. I'm sorry. And you sit down in the back of the store finishing your food. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll compliment them saying, hey, I never actually tried curry in ramen,

but it's infinitely better than I thought it was. Hey, don't move. Don't move, but this is really good. Don't fucking move. A server, come here, come here. And then I'm pointing a gunner and stuff like, this is delicious. This is so good. Click.

What's the secret? You know, like, well, what do you use? You should tell me quickly. Quickly. Hurry. Do you value your life, tell me right now. You got five seconds. The only kind of foods, I don't know, there's a, I think every sort of cuisine for the most part is delicious.

I think there's delicious Mediterranean food. There's just everything like this. I think something is overrated. But for the most part, everywhere, it's really, really, really good. Yeah. Yeah, I just, I don't know if I have, like, a satisfying answer because I feel like I like elements of everything. that I've had. Yeah, I just don't like fish.

That's it. Yeah, I mean, I get that from I get that from some perspectives, but I kind of don't understand like your blanket. Yeah, especially there's so many different types of fish. Yeah, that's true.

So it is weird. I don't like, because I'm not a fan of cooked fish because from my perspective, if I'm going to have meat that's cooked, fish is like the least satisfying. I have not had it for so long. I've already said it before

and I don't understand that even a little bit. I feel like if I'm going to have a cooked animal, like, I'm going to want, want like a pork chop or a steak or a chicken or duck or any of that before I want fish cooked because there's something about like the flavor profile or like the texture where I'm like this is fine but it ain't better it ain't better than any of those other things but it's the only meat that you can have raw ostensibly that isn't like a problem you know you can have beef wellington whatever you're not no you can eat a raw steak you can but ain't nobody

doing that regular no see reason why they don't do that, though, because it tastes infinitely better when it's cooked and so does fish. I disagree, actually. Well, that's why I think it's weird where it's like, oh, I like every meat cooked except for this one. I'm like, well, it's, well, kind of weird outlier. The main thing with fish is that, like, it's specifically, like there's an entire way that

you can eat it. It's just a weird traditional thing. It's like the richer you get. It's like, oh, beef tartar and stuff like that. Like, they're not eating, they're eating it raw. Or the people that love to have steak that's kissed the grill. And they're like, oh, now eat. eat it. And I'm like, what the fuck? I, like, oh, do you mean the part that has all the

seasoning and stuff and it's seared is the most delicious part? And that's going to be like 5% of the entire meal? How the fuck does that make sense? And then they'll be like, oh, you cooked it all the way through. You're eating a leather shoe. I'm like, pussy, I've seen you eat fucking cowboy jerky and broke your teeth on that. And you're telling me that my steak's a fucking shoe. I'm like, I hate people. That's pretty crazy. I hate people in that way. So I'm not even, look, your preference. If you like sushi, I'm like, hey, go ahead, dog. But I just like I like I like I like sushi more than I like a lot of cooked meats Uh huh

But I like every cooked meat more than I like like a like a smoked salmon or something Yeah it's it's it's like they're good but like it's just that I'm never gonna be in there I understand like if you like sushi I'm like hey go for it but like also the smell of cooked fish is kind of invasive To me I guess it just depends on the fish like a fucking cod does is not an offensive smell Like a cod like it's not gonna stink up the kitchen like a salmon does or very oily fish the more oily the fish is the more oily the fish is the more it reeks. Yeah. You know, fucking sardines,

sand, like, it's just, that's another thing, man, like, like, yeah, I don't know, man. I think it's just also,

the, a lot of my exposure to fish in any context was just like, it was just like, it was either, like, tilapia or salmon. And I was like, every time I would have,

every time I would be excited for dinner. And like, I would be like, yeah, chicken or steak or pork. And it's like, it was fish. I was like, oh, now I would always be disappointed. Or, like,

you'd see them like open, like, yeah, you see like sardines or like fucking You're just like ew or like Even just like can tuna to me is like even tuna is kind of like Even tuna is gross to me kind of like Like kind of yeah I only really have Can tuna in croquette ways now really

But yeah so you you can have your It's like odor like the odor of it is like so fucking Dude I just haven't eaten in so long That I just don't care to eat anymore If you haven't eaten in so long Yeah if you guys ever have a chance Anybody even listening if you've if you haven't had a Grilled like a fire grilled piece of

Halibit or swordfish I think it'll really change your mind on how a fish could taste. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would never like not be open to having it. Yeah.

But like on a list of preferences, like I would. I get it. I hardly because like Jojo fucking destroy salmon all the time. I just thought about. I just thought about fish and the way they move and just how weird they look. Do you like that they can't smile? I don't like that they,

I don't like them. What about like a cow? You see a cow that looks all adorable and they're running around like a puppy and you're just like you can't wait to just. eat it. I can respect it more, therefore I'd rather it be part of my nutrients. Isn't that weirder? Like, I respect this thing more so I want to, I want to eat it. I can respect it. There's more like, I can respect it making it part of myself and then we are eternally bound. But I cannot do that. You wouldn't feed yourself to a cow, though. If I was dying, yeah, go ahead. If you were dying, if you were dying. If you were dying, but the cows

aren't fine. The cow would be perfectly fine without you. Yeah. Curious. Yeah. It's getting... I know I mentioned it before, but it's really getting harder. For me to not be a piece of shit in my mind, it's getting hard and harder for me to justify it.

Oh. It's getting hard and hard. It's getting easier for me, honestly. For me, it's just like... I'm looking at the world around me, and I'm like, I'm starting to think, like, why do I care about any kind of fucking... What am I doing?

What am I doing? I can't change that about myself that, like, you know, the ethical nature and battling that has been... It's probably the biggest conflict in me. personally. Yeah. Of just,

I'm working on stopping. Still, I probably have to get a, like, my brain chemistry has to change via a concussion or something. Yeah, I don't feel any of this stuff you're talking about. Like I get in a coma and then I'll wake up.

No, with the Joker makeup on me. And I'm like, all right, there we go. I feel completely nothing towards most of the things all the time. All right.

Well, on that, I have you. It's a quiet inside of me. It's like a really deep quiet where it's like, hmm. On that note, we're going to read the names for our $25 dollar

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Makes me want to kill the present with a mortar. Mortar launcher. What does Dancula even? Hasn't Dancula always been crazy? I mean... I don't remember. Like, I can't... Like, my mind is like...

kind of, I didn't really know him that well. I really didn't, like, I was, I had no problem with them until, like, he joined UKIP and then they did, like, some weird, he was a part of some, I can't even remember what it was. Yeah, it was him Sargonne and, uh, the, the hands guy, uh, Paul Joseph Watson. Man, nightmare fucking blunt rotation there. And fucking, like, Nigel Farage fucking, like, got away from UKIP. When they fucking joined up, they're like, ugh, he was like, ugh. Can you imagine, can you imagine smoking, like, being in a blunt rotation with those guys? Like Paul Joseph Watson's Sarkin of a Kahn and fucking count Dangula.

I don't want that. Like Dengla, I really didn't have an issue. I just like, I was like, I was like, that's gay. And he did some weird campaign. I can't remember what it was, but they were like closing their mouths with like, they had like duct tape over their mouths. Oh my God. I hate that shit.

It was, I was like, dude. That is so cringe-inducing. I hate it. Even when the causes of something I agree with, I'm like, what if I shut the fuck? Shut up. Like, don't do that, please. What are you doing? It looks stupid every time.

Jesus Christ. Hey, oh, it's symbolic. I can't speak. How about you show your mouth shut? How about you fucking really like go go above and beyond? Yeah, like go get sodomized. Fuck you. Staple your mouth shut. I'll respect it.

Do you staple your mouth shut? I'll be like, yo, that guy means business. That's real shit. That's real shit. Fucking tape. You just peel that off. Yeah. Especially if you're a woman who cares, you don't even got a mustache. You got a mustache, right. You're putting less on the line of your woman.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure dank a lot of mustache. So at least respect. A couple points of respect. I know that him and Sue Warns. That's all I know. Yeah. Yeah, it's been a while. That's been a while.

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It sounds like that. What's his name? I think his name is a little bit droopy fuck? Droopy. Oh, droopy. Droopy. Droopy. Is that what you said?

I'm a, I can't do drool. I got to hear that shit again. I'm a fucking gay dog. A wolf and a wolf. Gay dog. Wolf. Wolf. I don't like being here.

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That would be boss, though, because she's like, I'm going to shit in your bed and then she does it. I'm like, oh, wow. She means fucking business. She's a diarrhea to live in my bed. He's fucking slipping in it like fucking Jack Sparrow. It's like Buster Keaton. It's like a fucking ridiculous silent film. It's a silent film that's all about Johnny Depp trying to get the shit off of his bed and he can't do.

He keeps fucking up and, like, ridiculous. phenomenal ways. He's in his like, you know, his sleeper, his pajamas, and then he somehow slips into his cat.

He's got, he's got like a, like, like a, like, like, Ebene's or Scrooge like sleeping.

Yeah, he's gonna, and then he's fucking somehow stumbling everywhere and he, he gets into his prop closet and the fucking pirate shit in's up on him. Whoa.

Whoa. There's shit everywhere. There's just, everyone. I don't, I do, I do you. I,

Somehow, fucking Davy Joan shows up. There'll be shit everywhere. There'll be female shit all over me britches. He's, his tentacles are like tensing up every time he drives. I'm sorry, Davey Jones. I didn't know this would happen. I didn't think I didn't think I'd shit that much. Also, you're real.

He's tripping. He's probably out like, it's like a drug hallucination for what he was like, on all those fucking drugs. Also, you're real. He's gagging. He's gagging and retching and convulsing. There be so much fee come after. I didn't even think he sounded like that, by the way.

I don't remember. I have no idea. I didn't watch those. I didn't even watch those movies. I've just seen, I was like, the CGI looked good on him. That's all I remember. I just saw him doing like a fucking skit where he was running around on a wagon wheel or something. Something.

I don't remember. He was, he was always just wacky fucking thing. He was like running around on a windmill or something. What the fuck was it? It was like a water tower spinny thing. That was all I ever saw of a... I saw a scene of him like, how the hell did I see this? I saw...

Did I watch a movie? No, I'm sure I've sat through. Like, there was like a Thanksgiving that we, you know, it was playing and we watch it. But like, I wasn't paying attention. Why didn't? I didn't grow up. I've seen this, but I don't, he, uh, he's getting forced to get married. Is that a thing?

I don't, I don't, I don't know. How the fuck did I see this? So, I don't, it was some, like, ugly chick. It was like some fat ugly chick. He's forced to marry Amber Herds feces. Yeah. I, me, be Davy Jones, and you must marry the feces of Amber. It's a lot, too.

It's like, it's like, it's like 17 pounds. They have a chest full of it. And then you would think. The blooms are in it, and it's just shit. It's just a pile. And there's more shit always. Throughout this entire thing, the Pirates theme is playing just only significant, just only a little bit lower than the actual dialogue. Yeah.

It's like, it's a struggle to hear that people speak. Oh, God. It's like the Titanic band. They're playing. Like, it's like, it's kind of poorly. Yeah. It's like that scene where, what is it, night before Christmas where the people, they're, Like the zombie people are like they're trying to play like a Christmas song, but it's like all minor key and all fucked up.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Jesus Christ.

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Let me go here real quick. You gotta go to Israel real quick. Okay, take you time. Take your time. You'll get killed over there, man. They'll kill you them. I grew up reading so understanding. We got to.

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Won't you be mine? Shut up, nigger. Won't you be mine. Don't call the police in the neighborhood. Won't you be my nigger. Won't you be. Wasn't that a thing on SNL? Please won't you be?

Was it? I think so. It was a black one, yeah, and it was Jimmy Fallon. No, it wasn't. I think it was Jimmy Fallon. It was Eddie Fallon. Yeah, you're right. Oh, Eddie Murphy.

Jimmy Fallon did a Chris Rock impression. Yeah, like not, but not for the Mr. Rogers. Yeah, I was wrong. I was wrong. Hey, it's Mr. Rogers. What's going on, man? It's Mr. Rogers. Hey, that's absolutely crazy.

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You know what's a bummer about that Jimmy Fallon thing? It's like, it's a great impression that he's doing. It's undermined by the fact that he said blackface. kind of fucks it. For what reason I don't know. It is the best thing he's ever done in my opinion. Yeah. But no,

he's in a movie. He's going to be that and dying for sure. I just like that he's like not that bad, but also. Yeah. He's just, the best thing ever do will be dying. He's annoying in the most inoffensive way. Yeah.

His coup de grace is going to be falling in that casket and staying there. He can't even look at the camera that. laughing at his own funeral. He's in a cat. He's in the guys and he goes. I'm dead. Somebody give me a tambourine. Oh, God.

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I've been thinking. What have you been thinking about? Racism? Please read the names, Chris. Peace. Actually, I have to be thinking about me. I think it's quite cool. If I finally, we could beat up black people all the time.

I just want to go home and shave my beard, man. Don't shave my fucking. You want to go home and shit in your beard? Are you stupid or daft? Am I daft? He got Amber heard on speed dial. Or stupid. Yeah.

I'm still thinking about that ever. Amber, I need help with my beard. I got you, Kingston. I should have lived in my pirate beard. Department of horror The idea of him slipping everywhere where he's just walking He's fucking like

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Just visiting that. That's a, that's internalized homophobia, dude. A little bit. I don't know. I'm acting like I'm not. I wouldn't trip the fuck out too. It's only that,

though. There's nothing else really. Other than I say, like sometimes I laugh. It shouldn't be funny when I see two grown men kissing. But like I think I don't feel I don't feel laughed. I feel disgust. That's like it's not like it's not like that's way crazier than me.

No, it's not. I feel disgust because of the fact that they're men. And they're kissing. And they're kissing. That's like a thing about weakness. It's nothing to do with them being homosexual. No, it's just like it's weakness being shown like that. It's weakness like I don't kiss Lily in public.

Yeah, I don't kiss Lily in public. I'm sure she loves that. I don't care if she does. She's a woman. I don't like, what the fuck? Do you hold her hand? No, why would I hold her hand? I don't know I'm with her.

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Right. Gay son or thought daughter. It's so stupid. Gay son, dude. Every time. Yeah, son is, first of all. obvious. What would I want a daughter?

Why would you want a whore? Like, yeah, some bitch, the daughter that's just slutting around? I don't really care that much about that. I don't think you're having to be a better. I don't want it. It's more preferable for you're going to be gay than they're just like them irresponsibly like willy-nilly having sex with everybody. Imagine if it happens both.

So not only do you have a gay son, this guy fucking every man he encounters. He's fucking women too just a day. He's a love of the game. He doesn't even. My son. fucking young son is pulling my fucking adult friends. Your 20 year old son is breaking your homies over his knee. I would be like, to my friends, I'd be like, what do you do?

Imagine we're all like 70, right? Or we're all like 60 or something. And then your son comes out that he's been fucking your friends. We come on this show and he's like, Chris, you fuck my son? Oh, yeah. He's been fucking everybody. He's been fucking all of us. Hey, man, your son, he's really persuasive.

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My favorite was the guy that was just doing, like, there's a guy that was just making noises. Yeah. Look, it's a bad freestyle. but he does land a plane better than anyone else could have landed that plane. Yeah, but it's kind of like saying, like, oh, this guy, like, this, this guy builds garb, like, really photo-accurate sculptures out of his own shit. That's still impressive. And he does it better than anybody else.

It's still impressive. Yeah, but, like, it's still, like, insane that he's doing it. It's still shit, but it's impressive. I mean, it's just too good to start off with that's an offy hot coffee. Yeah. Should I, should I shove it up his ass? Probably not. I'm like, come on, dude.

Yeah, come. That's a little. Come on, brother. That's a little goofy. Look, guys. Should I fuck his mouth? Probably, yes. Should I fuck his mouth? Yes, I should.

I'm gonna. He's like, should he leaves the fucks. John Stringer. He just fucking face fucks Trump. He has three lines and leave. And Trump's in the like, oh, wow. What? Oh.

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You're a fucking muleon. You see, uh, mule your fucking pan's down. Hey, boy, my, uh, my, my mother's, my mother's, uh, my mother's black African-American and my dad is Jewish. Oh, yeah, so we really associate with you type of. I want to see if you really fucking. hung down there. Let me see you, the bullet pants down. Let me see a general. Let me see you got those two gott's down there. Let me see you. You've got the fucking clean their shade. That's pretty good, you know.

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Dad, what are you doing? Metal, this has no concern. And the son. Get the fuck out of here, Mattel, God, damn it. And the son is just cutting a cat skin off and ripping it up. His body, he's a psychopath. Oh, oh, he's a son. Oh, let me tell you how we fucking do this in the fucking North Jersey, you know?

You're done. You're done. You're done. Yet. Oh, oh. Sounds like Donald. Sounds like Donald Doug, bro. It sounds like.

He's like that grapefruit chick. right? It sounds like Donald Duck doing an impression of a lawnmower. And that guy's seeing colors and universes. Oh, oh.

Then get out of here. You fucking fruit cup. Yeah. You fucking fake. You fucking like it in your dick, my fucking Tony Sorrel. You're not getting enough of my daughter. We're going to have to drown you in a fat of a giant.

Calls Pauley. Hey, he's a fucking fag. And the guy's like, why do this to me? He let me suck his dick. He'll fucking kill him. Tony, you suck this.

Yeah, what's my problem? He's gay and I don't like him. We got a vet full of lasagna. We're going to drown him in. We got... It's like, it's literally his pool, but it's like full of, like, sauce. Piping hot lasagna. It's like, it's smoke coming out.

It's hot. It's fucking layered. That's so awesome. I throw him in. Kick him in there. Kick him in there. Kick him in there. It's good, right?

Dad, what are you doing? We're killing your boyfriend. Killing your boyfriend. Killing him fucking boy. Killing him. Killing him. I mean, why'd you do it, dad? I don't know.

He's a fake. I'll talk to my therapist about it. It's the same footage. Like, this was all, like, playing on real time, and then it just cuts to the ease of fag. It cuts to that seat again. He's in his therapist on it. Why'd you do it? Why'd you do it?

Why'd you do it? He's your fangs. Like the little, you know, when you see. like cuts like it just moves. Surely that's not a reason to kill somebody. It's like, not to you. Oh, not to you. Of course.

You let me suck his dick. What is what was that? You ever drown in a giant people? You ever drown in a lasagna? Fucking horrific. No? I'm alive. I'm alive.

Well, it's crazy. You're getting kind of fucking smart. Have you? You can kind of fucking smart. I don't like the way you're talking to me. You don't like what you're talking to me. Take your fucking pants off. Take your fucking panties off and throw him at my face.

Come and take a nice squad on my face and urinary. You're going to have fucking sex with me right now. and then you have sex and they're like, you're a fucking adulter of them and we killed him and I'm gonna kill you.

You're a sinner. You're a sinner. I'm really Catholic. I think I'm gonna kill you. I don't know. What can I say? You're a sinner. I'm a flawed guy.

I'm a deep, interesting character made to remind people of the male hardships of the world. Kill him. Yeah, kill him. He's talking to his reflection

in the mirror. He shoots the fucking mirror. It's like that it's like that quad tally seat or it's like it's retard Tony Separto in the mirror. Who's retarded Tony Supriano?

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Oh Oh That's that I actually don't know He's got a deep voice though He sounds oddly like Mick No That's a little racist.

I think he does sound like me. Didn't he have a little bit of Asian? What is he? Well, Mark is half Asian. Mark is a guy. Yeah, I wonder why he said that. That's why I said that. I think he does sound like me.

I think okay, never mind. I think all half Asian sound the same. He, he, he, he, he, a ho's... Hey, fucking Mick, let me and let me fucking take a pants all real good. This Tony Subrando appearing all over the fucking world. Got a guy. Sleepy cabin.

I'm going to kill you. I mean he's like What? What? What did I do to it? He's like, wait, aren't you dead? Aren't you dead? Also, why are you in character?

James Gandalfini's dad, I'm still alive. I'm Tony so fucking Prano, all right? I live for perpetually. I'm actually a mortal. James Gannalvini is based off of me, Tony Zabrano. You know, so now, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know, take him up a man. What if he turns around, but it's cardboard in the back of him?

niggas a stencil he's a fucking he's a cardboard cut up but he's like moving convincingly but like it's only when he turns like the dimensions look real dimensions look at he turns side to side but when he turns away from you

he's just like it's like uh detailless and it's just like it's cardboard when he turns away from you what the fuck what is are you a carbo cut out yeah no fucking worry about that I don't appreciate that

yeah for the last fucking time remove your pants you know we're trying to let's hurry it up me I'm not just like big pussy and I'm gonna fuck you up. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. I'm treating you like big pussy except where you know, Chris.

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It's eyes and vaginas. I'm like, yo, we gotta kill. We gotta kill this guy. You can see the eyeballs in there. Like, it's a vagina, but there's eyeballs in there. So, disgusting. And you're like, oh my God.

It's like a fucking meat can you do. It's like, what the fuck is that? Chris and Chris Derrick and Sween Bukaki and Arthur Morgan until he looks like Elizabeth in a source of film, or porn, a movie at minute 47. Take it. 47 minutes of porn. Well,

looks like I got semen all over me again. Looks like I've been christened and come. Well, if I'm guessing, it looks like I've been yet again wished on dynamic to fuck Virginia. Again. I can't believe this keeps happening Dutch. Who is this Tony Soprano? And why does he want me to take my pants off?

Well. And then the Dutch fucking Arthur Morgan versus Tony Soprano in a Bukaki battle. This is dumb as far. A Bukkaki. A bukaki battle. You're fucking king of the Bucocci. You know what I mean?

You see what I've done. You see what I did to Vigita. Yeah, he's been a cowboy. It's crazy. Vigida's dead. I fucked the sane pride of him. Oh. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, freezing a dish of piss and sliding it under Sweeney's door every day.

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Well, I don't have, these aren't parents. He's a part of me. These are part of me. The king of haphazard. Wow. Let me a little complicated, but we'll figure it out. Let me, let me, let me scout you for a bit. He sits there, he looks at him and he's scanning him.

I think he's going to put a scouter on. That's crazy. Yo. Oh, man. I think I might commission that. I think I want Tony Sorano with the scouter on because that's funny. That, ooh, I like that's a tattoo. Give him like Rokulms armor.

Give him like Rokulms armor. Tony Sorano insane armor. Or like freezing. In the Frisers. Yeah, the Legion. Uh, ooh. Wow, I like that I'm good. Let's get the fuck out of here.

I want that. Let's get the fuck out. Bye, guys. We'll see you next time. StarTang. Starttac dot for merch. Patreon.com. Go over there.

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