The Snark Tank - #397: I Just Wanna Kiss My Fish

Episode Date: February 16, 2026

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Welcome to the show, welcome to the Stargoy podcast It's me Chris, it's him Derek It's him, look at that guy Look at him over there He's got glasses now, Sweeneyne, he's got glasses look at him look at you are you going

getting more accustomed to them or no I don't like glasses you got the worst kind too you got the ones with like without the um the nose yeah they slip off oily ass nose

and then they just start sliding yep I just actually ordered some last night that will be better yeah yeah my first pair of glasses in over two decades so can you see better

oh yeah he's better yeah are you disgusted are you like Oh, this is what reality is? I can say better. That's it. Everything's better and magnified for me for sure.

Yeah. Are you better at gaming? I don't know this. I don't know. I'm as good as I was for the most part, I guess. So still bad? Yeah. No, okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Not a shooting game, motherfucker, man. I mean, yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty solid at shooting games. I wish I played when I was younger. I'm solid. I would have been something special probably.

I'm like, I will. I pull up cheat engine and a trainer and I'm like really good. Like really? Really good. Really? Really. Really good. Like deceptively.

I'm facing the opposite direction and I'm sniping everyone. You know the last time I went into the Colony of the Model War for two servers on 360? The last time, oh, sorry, it was Xbox One, but, you know, same servers. Last time I did this in 2018, there was a fucking asshole that was just standing still and killing everywhere. It was so funny. Oh, yeah. Those lobbies have no integrity left in them. It's just all cheaters forever.

The one I saw that was the worst of my life. perspective was World at War, but my friend's playing World That War on PC. Yeah. And it was a mess. He was shooting through some guy was shooting through walls. He was fucking aimed by the people. Somebody walks to the room, shot, killed him. And I'm like, this is, what is this?

Like at a certain point. And you couldn't do anything that I, I mean. You couldn't do anything? This is like maybe 2011, 2012. Maybe before that. You know how many, you know how many called duties that is? That's dozens. To me count on the top of your head. So, 2011, what was, World War was like 08, I think.

I think it was 08. It was 7 was 4. It definitely was. So was a black ops maybe? It had to be it had to be. It was. Black Ops was that sounds about, I think Black Ops 2 is 2012.

Yeah, because Black House 1 is 2010, I think. Yeah. Pretty sure. That sounds right. I swear to God. It absolutely is. Because I remember my friend gave it to me and he,

well, he tricked me. He put a, a piece of paper in the, in the case. He's like, oh, you can borrow Black Ops. And when I got home and opened it, it said like, what a crushing nigger op. or something on it and I was just like oh thanks dude that sucks that's not even like that good of a joke

it wasn't it was so stupid that it ended up being kind of funny because it like how stupid it is it was like this is a full circle moment yeah it was like this is fucking stupid you open it up you're saying all right like that's the payoff I got it later I got it later yeah but yeah it was 2010 was black ops nine was

mine was two yes I don't know what 11 was I assume um I think that was like that were no that was the world that war We just talked about that. What was 11? Hold on. We need to figure this up. Black Ops 2 maybe?

I don't know. No, Black Ups 2 was 12. Oh, what the fuck? Um, so 2011. I think it was Worlded at War, the one I'm remembering. It was like just a fucking disaster. You're wrong. I don't know what to tell you.

No, no, no, not saying 2011. That's the one I remember. Oh, the one you remember being a mess? Were there tanks and shit? Because World War was the one where, like, you could drive vehicles on. It was very great. It was a very, very great call.

That could be a lot of them. Yeah. That could be a lot of them, especially back then. definitely wasn't modern weapons. So it's probably... Yeah, it was dead. Absolutely. Or my cousin playing it on Wii,

and I was like, this looks terrible. This looks really bad. It's awful. It looks really bad. I forgot that they even made those called on the Wii. I think a friend of mine had like Modern War for one or something

or one motor warfare two on. I played Death Matt a few times my friends on the Wii one. It was actually really fun. Really? It was it with the light gun, basically? Yeah. I can't even imagine that, man.

It was a good time. I had a lot of fun with my friends. Yeah. Well, I don't want it. Well, It wasn't the best experience to play it on. This is bugging me.

With the 2011 in between? Because 13 was Ghost, I think. Yeah, 13 was Ghost was already that time. Holy shit. Because Ghost was like the next gen, PS4, cross-gen. This is bothering me. Yeah, I don't know.

Why can't I? Because that was the year of Skyrim, so nothing else matters, you know. Yeah. Nothing else matters in 2011. What was the 21st? Didn't last of us come out that time, too? No, last was 2013.

13. Very tail end of PS3. Yeah. Oh, it's just Model Warfare 3. I forgot about Model Warfare 3. I forgot about Model 4. for three. Isn't that insane?

What a stupid fucking thing to forget. Welcome to the StarCac podcast. Patreon on the Copsis to StarCic if you want to donate. It was a very forgettable game. It really was. I like the game mode where you could like, you kind of upgraded yourself after every mode. I forgot what it was.

I can't. I literally, I literally, I literally fought niggas with shields and shit like that eventually. And you got to kill dogs and stuff. I played it once and I just, it just, it didn't matter. It really. It wasn't zombies. But I forgot what it was. I might want to text my homie

But hey, do we play a model for three? And he'd be like, I don't know, nigga. I don't know what the hell are you talking about? I got a kid now. I don't know why if I don't fucking care about that game. Well, look. I'm in prison. No, he's not that type. A few of them are.

A few of them are gone. Oh, yeah? Free them, even though they definitely did it. Well, listen, listen, since we're already in this mode anyway and nothing happened. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, nothing happened. And since we're already in this mode, the state of play happened. They did a big one.

I thought it was a pretty good. one actually. That was a great one. I didn't even know what was happening. I was busy. I went on Instagram and then I saw a reveal about something. I was like, what's happening? I was kind of like freaking out. Yeah. That panicky FOMO thing. I heard a certain person's voice and I was like, wait a minute. I remember that voice. Bro, don't even. Dude, it was so cool. So, you know, the ear, the ear gets parked. Don't even. Wait a minute. Don't even. Don't even. I'm getting a bone already. So they showed a bunch of stuff. I, me, I did a whole fucking stream with it with, with, with, with, with, with, with, and the sacred people, you can watch that if you want the deeper thing.

But there were a couple things here. There was that weird chicken game that Korean. It's just not a Korean book or something called, I think, the bird that drinks tears. Which is like, all right, that's fucking, all right. Interesting. It's interesting. They got a big muscular chicken guy and he's doing a bunch of Dynasty Warrior stuff.

It looks like Wu Kong with chickens. Whatever. Yeah. I'm into it. I'm going to play it. I'm going to try it because it's, I like chickens. They're cool. yeah they're delicious

I like that they're little T-rexes that's really cool to me yeah they're little yeah they're the opposite I mean you believe in that oh continue continue as you were

I'm gonna examine this guy this guy's into some crazy shit this guy's fucking an idiot he thinks monkeys became monkeys monkeys so there's a chicken game it's a Korean chicken game

it looks cool I don't know like we'll see it's probably pretty it's probably like what like five years away at this point the way that

the way that shit's going I just went on a Jojo's sick in bed and I went on a rant I'm sure she didn't want to hear a second of what I was saying but I'm like man I want to fucking shorter games I was just yeah I'm just getting mad

in how long everything's dying and you're bitching about someone she desperately needs medicine she needed medicine I was like hold on I'll go get it later and then I just had to finish my hour long diet and then you give like one real slap to that you think it's the bed but it's just her sturnum I'm so sick of waiting so long

But obviously who isn't Who the fuck is? That was one thing about this Whatever like this showcase thing that they did was It's like so much so much of it With the exception of like maybe like one or two things All this year Yeah

That's pretty sick That was cool It's like hey we're getting some good stuff And What the fuck did you do I was gonna fix my glasses And I hit the thing And I freaked out a little bit

How you're not used to it Yeah Your muscle memory is off Anyway This part is that Yeah it's muscle memory Yeah. I used to do this without my glasses.

Like when I was wearing contacts, I used to like push my glasses up on my nose because I just felt like they had phantom glasses. Yeah. I do that frequently when I don't have them on. I need it so much. I don't like this at all. But when you just put a, what's that stuff?

Anesthetic. Yeah. All over your face so you don't feel your glasses on. Or to blink. Yeah. Lidicane. Right. That's what it is. Lydicane.

I don't know. I think I'll find a way I am. I think it would have. help alleviate a lot of your problems. I think you should put that in your brain. Cut your head open. Crack your scalp. Your scalp. Your scalp. Your skull.

Crack your scalp? Are you not to do with the eggs? We do that with a hammer. What would happen? What? No, let's say if you had plenty of anesthetic, you know, you had the fint. You had the other thing that I took to that, well, no, that puts you out so you wouldn't be able to.

So just the numbing agents. And then you just actually are able to perfectly. remove the top of your skull. You'd go into shock. Don't they do that? Yeah, you'd go on a shock. No, isn't that like a real surgery that they do? Well, I know they have to like,

they have to do things, right? Especially you have swelling and whatnot. There's things, but like say yourself and you're completely awake. You wouldn't be able to do it. Are you sure? You wouldn't get to the pregnancy. You'd pass out. Are you sure?

Your body would be like enough and you turn off. Would it like say you don't have a mirror anything so you don't even get to see what's happening? That's cool. So then like you just. That is boredom to the dangerous. That is like, I'm going to open up my body. Do you have like a barbershop, like the barbershop guy with the mirror?

It's like, how's it's like an open cavity? You can see his brain. So that's where my thoughts are. I feel like air touching your brain is really bad. I just feel like how would that like air? Yeah, I feel like air touching your raw brain is really bad. Probably is wondering about that like you know, when people have compound fractures like in their bones like sticking out of their skin. Like how does it?

How does it feel? It hurts your bone? Yeah. Yeah. That's really bad. I can't even, like, what the hell does that feel like? When I bought my ribs, I could feel some of the pieces of my rib not being online the right way. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix.

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Explore over 350 plus programs at ASUonline.asu.org. And every time I inhaled, I felt... They were sticking out of your skin. No, didn't stick out. That would have been crazy. I would have probably died because that's like really not good. That's like really not good. That's incredibly not good.

You ever see a more... A raster and fucking dark stalkers? That's insane. That's insane. It's fucking ribcages out. His rib cages is out essentially and he fights with it somehow. I feel like that's mucho not. goodo.

Mutual not goodo at all. Then, but yeah, so there's a chicken game that looks kind of cool. Konami came out, Castlevania, a new Castlevania game

by the fucking Dead Cells guys, which is a no-brainer. Yeah. Dead Cells was so cool. You guys don't get how happy I was. That's all that was made me happy. Colin was flipping out.

I love Metroidvenias. Probably my favorite kind of video game. And seeing that, I was like, oh my God, and they're continuing. It's a new Belmont too.

It looks good, man. Is it a new one? Yeah. It's another best of Belmont. He looks cute. I think it's a lady. It's a woman. That's what I thought. I was like, I was like He looks cute. I was like.

He's like, am I gay? Is this gay? I was like, I didn't want to assume. Because it's It's kind of seems like obvious, but also I'm like, could just be a Japanese. That's exactly what I was thinking. They don't, well, Alicard. Alicard is a man. That's what I mean. That's why I was like, I don't want to assume.

I know. I know. I know what you mean because I think the only thing that made it obviously to me was like, I think like at the end there's like a ponytail. The hair is a little too long. And I'm like, they're trying to communicate something clearly. Something. That's why. They're trying. They're trying.

If I were a grums, I'd be upset that there was an obvious massive tits or huge ass. Dude, I saw that with like there. I mean, I always prefer to that. But I respect when it's not. Like I prefer that always. I saw people doing that with like, uh, because they opened the show with like, um, this sequel to this like PS5. game like a Kenna Bridge of Spirits or whatever it's like a sequel to that and it's

just it's like a DreamWorks kind of game but then I saw a lot of people be like they didn't make her hot it's crazy that somebody like did an AI generated version of her with their tits out of course Jesus Christ that's so distasteful it's so annoying like it's so boring

how how porn addicted are you that's what's like there's just jerk off stuff there's just you don't have to have it porn now go make your own porn AI god damn if you want that go do that then even I'll put it this way. There's so much porn that they deleted an insane amount of it many, many years ago,

and there's still more than there probably was. There's still way too much. You know what I mean? There's probably more, yeah. Just by technological advances, people are able to produce porn so much more. It's actually really bad. It's actually really, like, I think it is at a problematic degree. You know, it's bad when people were generating, like, Batman and Master Chief to tell them,

not to fucking jack off. That was the first clue. I'm starting to get a little radicalized, I think. I'm starting to feel like the reason we're in the situation because people are just beaten off and not dealing with problems. You know what I mean? I'm starting to feel that way. There is a cause and effect thing going on and that's not the first.

Like it's like I don't want to fight for freedom. I could just look up, I could jerk off. I think there is a... There's definitely a cause of effect on. If you're not into drugs, right? Because, like, I live by a sober living home, and I see a lot of these guys that you're like, oh, you know, they're, they ravage their lives with drugs and stuff. And if it's not them, the other people that are trying to, you know, escape they're doing by jacking off. Yeah.

So I think there's like, video games is one of them too. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of escapism things. I guess jacking off the worst one. But I think jacking off is the one or gooning in general as being like a fucking sex addict is the one that slots into. lot of those builds. Yeah. Like,

if you have a bunch of skill points, like Jackingaw, being a porn addict is like a point. I just add, why not add this on here, I guess? Why it's so annoying to deal with because a hard drug user,

like somebody who's like addicted to heroin or whatever, they're kind of lost until they clean themselves up. So you can't count on them for anything. But a gooner, you're kind of upset because they're on that like cusp where it's like you can still function in society. We need your help.

Also, they're like, hold on, I gotta finish jacking off. Yeah, hold on. Hold on. I got to fuck this girl for two minutes and jack off the rest of the time. I need three hours. I need three hours to do that. That is three hours of preamble. That is where it's like, y'all, you have gone too far.

If you ain't able to bust by fucking a chick, bro, like you've gone too far. You've, you have unlocked some thing when you cranking your hog that can't be replicated by a pussy. Well, dude, speaking of a good, did her alive is. back. Oh yeah, that was a good one. Speaking of, I bet they were happy. There was a couple of a camera angles when they were, the second I saw the photo mode, I was like, of course you could just turn the camera under the skirts and shit. Whatever. Japan is not a big deal. It's not weird because it's from Japan. Well, look, to be fair, those games have always been there. Always. So like, that's very true. That doesn't register to me

as a problem at all. It's like, yeah, okay. If an American developer made a game like that or a Western developer at all made a game like that, there would be a lot of questions. There would be a lot of questions. Japan has the best PR team ever. Ever. They have a good one. They got a good one.

We kind of forget that they used to fly planes into people. You kind of forget they used to do tests on living Chinese people. They would give Chinese women syphilis and then like, hey, get pregnant. See what happens to the baby. We don't talk about that. We don't talk about that no more. They made one piece. They've done a lot of interest.

They made one piece. Don't worry. You know what's sad about what you just said? That doesn't even sound particularly unique. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. But they're the ones that happened a lot.

They were the ones Germany did it too, obviously. But you know, the access powers. Oh, when? A lot of horrible things that happen. Japan has given us so much good stuff. We absolutely overlook it. Yeah. That's just how it is.

That is just how it is. It is true. They made up for it with food alone, arguably. And unfortunately. He's got it. He's got. Unfortunately. I'm not even the Japanese.

I'm not even like a Japan connoisseur. I kind of agree. I am a huge Japan fan in general. We don't even talk about Italian fascism because fucking Italian food is so good. No, because Italy's a joke now. That's why they're so far from being like threatening ever again. Well, actually, you know, they've, you know, they're not. Fash has kind of been propping up a little bit in Italy.

It's coming back, but like they're not threatening anymore. Well, that's a weird thing. That's a weird thing to say. Yeah. Like, no, fascism is coming back. But on a global scale, they're not like... I'm just saying that I feel like Germany needs to do better to be able to erase the horrible stuff that they've been, you know, that they've done. Right.

They could have gotten over the Nazi thing. They could have gotten over the Nazi thing if it wasn't just like sausages. Yeah. It was a guy. Hamburgers, hot dogs. Germany's acknowledgement of it is the best from other countries. I think they were like, no, this shit happened here. Yeah, but they can't not do it.

They can't not do it. Oh, no, I get it. But they acknowledge it. and they criminalize it, like criminalize it, actually, which is where everyone else kind of like, we didn't do that. Well, they didn't do it as much. I mean, they didn't have the big guy.

They didn't have the big guy. And they had things to fall back on. Like I said, they got the pizza. I forgot what the fuck. They got pizza. Operation like two something eight. If you read that, you'll be like, oh my God. You can't be mad at people like when.

I'm not mad at the court. No, no, hold on. Listen, you can't be mad at a group of people. When it's a group of people, they're sitting in a room and you walk in the room and they go, hey, there he is. It's hard. You know, Germany doesn't have that. Germany has, you walk in and it's like a cold stare.

It's like Russia kind of, you know what I mean? It's like, it's very intense. They have very intenseness. But they also have free college and education also that and like pretty good health care. What I'm saying is like there's no whimsical nature to them. You're right. There's no whimsy in Germany. There's nothing.

Even their whimsy is threatening. Oh, they're like, they're the folklore and stuff. Like, oh, it's a fairy in the woods. And it's going to eat your. stomach while you're like alive for 40 you know it's a crazy shit i think germany is a very intense interesting place where i think magic could exist but it is at a price it's dire it's dire magic japan it's like i'm a yokai i'm a fridge that talks you know what i mean it's ridiculous really and and the fact that they like they rape women and drag them in the lakes and then you

find them six months like japan i love japan hey i know there's a lot of sexual assault on their trains i love them it's a lot of sexual assault on their trains a lot of crazy stuff going on, but Dragon Ball Z. That's all I got to say. Does Germany have Dragon Ball Z? Does Germany have a, what's Germany's Dragon Ball Z? Oh no, fucking.

Nothing. Broome Hilda and the fucking Adventures of Greenwich or some shit like that. It's literally probably like maybe, maybe, actually, unironically, maybe the Glob go glab glab glab. That fucking. No. If I'm not mistaken. And that might be Polish, I'm pretty sure.

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure. the story of the lady in the water with the sword is German. The fuck is that. What is that? One of the Excalibur tales. One of them, not all of, not both.

I know one is French for sure and I know one of the other ones might be German. That's not Dragon Ball. If it's, if it's quite literally, yes, you're right. Why is that not British

when that's like in their fucking lore? Because you know how they fucking transferred niggas back and forth to countries. Like, oh, you go be king here now. Yeah. Oh, maybe.

Yeah. Like, oh, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, like the, I know, Prince Andrew, if I'm a second, or Prince Charles, his wife is from Germany. So I know that they transferred, they would transfer royals from back and forth over there.

I don't care about them, because I'm just saying like the, you're saying the origins of that story are from there and not from like Britain land, not from the dumb, you know, where they have ugly teeth and shit. I think there's more, I think like there's more than one origin

to that kind of story. That story. Yeah, I don't want to hear. And it probably comes from pieces. What I want to hear. That's history, dude. What?

I love it. I want to hear from our, German audience. If we have any Germans or Russians or intense Eastern Europeans who listen to the show, is there like, what is their equivalent? Most Brits are of German. Most Brits are of German descent. I would say they're.

I wouldn't say a lot of them. A lot of them. I would say a lot of them. I would say. I would think more French than anything because France controlled it for a very long time. That's true. But I know the royal family. They're of German descent.

100% Well, I'm the royal family in the population. That's true, but they probably assume they'd bring a lot of them in. Also, they are French descent too, though,

that family is well. I feel like we sound incredibly retarded. We do. Because we're Americans. That's why I'm asking for, I don't care about their opinions. They're from Europe.

I want to know. I want to know like what they are. They had the ball and they lost it. We took it from them. I don't care about that. They're equivalent to dragon ball if there is one. Or like something close.

Like, what is the biggest thing that they have fictionally? What? Probably The Witcher? You know, that's not, I understand that's Polish, but like, I'm just saying I'm trying here, guys. I'm trying. What do they have?

Is it just BMW? Is it only have? Do you think they're afraid to do anything? Maybe. Because they're going to be. It's like, you remember the last artist we had? I think, I'm actually, I am interested in that. Like, what is the most iconic piece of media?

Oh, Sigfrida. What are his name? Sigfried de, my lord of the first heroes. Siegfried and Roy. Is it? I think the story of Gilgamesh is there is I think. Someone killed him. Gilgamesh.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. We're going to move on. You niggas did not listen to history class at all. That's Indian food, you stupid idiot. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry. So listen, we got, yeah, so Castlevania.

There's a woke, silent hill now. You see that? Woke Hill. Oh, oh. Is it wokeill or silent woke? I forgot too. I just remembered. Yeah, silent woke.

Yeah. Or woke hill, whatever you want to say. Are you a woman more? moving through a fucking... No, you're a black man and a beanie. You're a black man named Simon. Yeah.

And you're going through it. And you're going through the... I don't know the reference of the Silent Hill, so... But it was obvious. Silent Hill. But it was obvious. There was fog. Jersey?

Foggy Jersey. And you're like, what the fuck? I'm some nigga run up a building a few seconds ago. I hate this place. Guess who they animated? Who's the actor? No clue. D.

Riza. I'm just kidding. No, it's not. That'd be cool. That would be fucking... That would be really cool. There was a moment. For a moment, there was, Rizzo was in everything and it was pissing me off.

Was he? Because he was, there was a, there was a, he was a, he was doing a lot of stuff. And then people realized like, oh, this guy's like terrible at acting. So we're going to, like, not use him in stuff anymore. I like the Rizzo a lot. I like Rizzo a lot, but he's a absolute. He is, he's, I couldn't. You would think because a lot of artists translate into actors pretty well because they're performing all the time.

Not him. Didn't work. Because Method Man. Method Man is famously, he's acting. actually a really good actor. Brother, actually, Meth and Ant Red. They did their fucking movie,

and it was all right. How do you feel about ice tea? I don't think Red Man is a good ad. Redman hasn't acted much. He did the how high thing. Yeah. I think it went away. I think they were fine in that.

But meth is like, he was in a why he was one of the best parts of it. He's had his own show. He's a real actor. You nickname him meth? People nickname him meth. Yeah. It's kind of wild.

You know what's crazy? I mean, it's easier. The slang for weed was meth once upon the time. But then actual meth and fess. Phetamines came out. Right. And they were like, oh.

I think meth for method man. I mean, that makes sense. It's better than like thawed, I guess. Can't really take all of it. You are correct, yes. Thod. Anyway. There's a black man in Silent Hill.

Silent Hill ruined. I can't wait. I want to see, I completely forgot to check Twitter for that. Yeah. What the. You know what sucks about that? You know what sucks about that in particular? It's like, of those games, it's probably going to be the worst one.

Which? Because Silent Hill's not very, like, I mean, I don't. know, Sinaihul is very divisive. Uh-huh. Like sometimes it were like, even Silent Hill F, that new one with the Japanese girl. Like I saw people like, a lot of people liked it, but like, I saw like, people were like, I didn't like it.

I'm not a huge Silent Hill fan. I, yeah, yeah, I like Sinaihound Hill. I've never been that big into it. I like, I like Silent Hill a lot when I was younger when it actually scared him, but now it's like it doesn't scare me. And never scared would just be like a jump scare. I'm not a horror genre guy. I love horror games.

I like Resident Evil. It doesn't work anymore. Resident Evil is great because it's stupid and it's good. Yeah. And then it. All the other ones, because I really, I don't like the gay puzzles. I don't, I'm not really into that shit, but I do it because I like Resident Evil. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like doing this, I just, I hate the trope of every single fucking time you go somewhere. And then it's like some super weird, like, who has the time to build this shit? I love the idea that it's like it's a universe. It's like a, it's a universe where they never, they somehow along the way, they skipped like a key point in like development and design. where they managed to build all these mansions and manners but they're using like a medallion system and like a ruin system.

Is that far off like using like not so much medallions but like ancient like like this like like oh this is going to be a piece of fitness lot that works for this particular. Can I tell you something? Every time I see that in like Indiana Jones or whatever where it's like oh this slot makes this like contraption move. I'm like this isn't none of this ever happened. Are you sure? remotely historically based.

There's no fucking way. Maybe a cog is like the the best thing. Here's the missing cog. Put the cog in and then crank. Right. Not to the degree that like Resident Evil probably pops it up. But I feel like that's probably like how like a lot of ancient civilizations I did think.

I have never seen it ever in my life. Do you really look into Asian civilizations though? Like it is not like a guy got. I mean it's been a while since I have. But like I feel like I don't like I know they push it up to a degree. And it's like these are like damn near Zelda puzzles in in South Africa. Like what's going on? How could they do that without like like, you know what I mean?

Like it doesn't make sense. Well, they don't have like in South Africa. That actually, it was, it made more sense in that than say raccoon city. Or no. That's the thing that's annoying me. Or the fucking, you go to the Spencer estate. And then there's just, I'm like, if you need to get to the bottom to get to the fucking lab, you have to do a hundred different things to get.

And I'm like what I know it's a video game, but we're talking about if we're in the universe, This is the shittiest design And it's not even the I'll take a medallion Put it next to where it needs to be Like if you need to like Oh here's a key that unlocks where the medallion is The way they do it is

There is But the guy that had the key died upstairs But you can't get just upstairs You have to go through this little alleyway 14 zombies If it was right next to it I guess You got a knife from use your melee

It's trash The thing The thing is if it's next to the thing That it's not It might as well just be an open door and I get it but it's yeah it's ridiculous what I mean is like say because what is the point of isn't I thought

the point is just to be cool right if you're using a medallion and not just a key isn't it not just for it's cool yeah it's not that it's a lot of something it's supposed to give you art to look at it like maybe maybe something that's etched on it like tells you something or whatever a greater story like then it pushes you back it pushes you back and then it pushes you forward so it's

like oh I've been through this hallway it's safe and then like a trigger volume appears and they're like oh I'm scaring you yeah it's or it reuses the it reuses the world again to tell the story because you have to travel through it one more time. And then you might have a different ability this time. Can you imagine? Like that's game design.

Of course, I understand it's a game. It's stupid. It's so tedious. Why are these Africans in this place where no one's bothering? I have a shotgun. Let me blast the fucking knob off of this fucking door and go through it. Dude, I know I can't for some.

Based on the strength we've seen Chris Redfield have in the game. He could walk up to a door and just take it off. Flick it off. He can just take it off the hinges. He sneezes and it explodes. Dude, I'm at a part of Resident Evil. No, we're not. I met a part in Resident Evil 5 where, like, I'm fighting this, like, guy in a room, and he's like,

I guess that's most, you got to be very specific. No, he's not black. He's just like a pile of snakes or something. Oh, yeah, well, you got to use the thing. You got to put him in the oven. Oh, you're talking about when you're in the infirmary? Incidiary? Yeah.

You have to use, like, a flamethrower that's on a wall and it has to, like, refill. Yeah. Shev keeps dying. And you lead him, you lead him down to heart. hallway, I think, for some point. Basically, all he does is... If I'm thinking, too, with the ice grenade, lager if you have it. That's fucking...

That one's so boring. It's not a good fight. Because... And Sheffa keeps dying, by the way. It just keeps going around. And all you got to do is just stay away from it. And so it's kind of boring. I was like, you pop the yellow things.

You light him on fire. I don't even really know if I'm damaging it. That's the one where... He starts breathing and he dips back into the floor. Yeah. Yeah. Or he comes up until those emaciated bodies. I think you finally finish it off in the...

You have to lock it in the... You lock it in anything and you start it on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that game way better than I should. I haven't played it in like... I really would like a remake so I can play it, like how the new ones are. I haven't played that game.

Because I just, I hate being stationary when I'm trying to shoot stuff. Genuinely 16 years. 16, maybe 50, at least, at least. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides,

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It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

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Speaking of... In the past 10 years. Yeah. Speaking of Resident Evil, not... Resident Evil, there's more of this. More of Resident Evil 9. I don't know. I've seen too much of it.

Seeing him go back to back to the precinct was really cool. Yeah, I would have liked to see that in game, actually. They're doing it. You know what they're doing with Resident Evil right now? You remember what they did with Spider-Man? When that game came out where they just like, they kind of showed the whole fucking thing, basically,

except for the ending, I guess. I think that's kind of how trailers are, unfortunately now, especially when it comes to, like, series. I know. It's just such a bummer. It's kind of a bummer. It would have been cool to see him like, like, oh, you have to go to the city now.

Because there's the part where you're like, where they show ways. And no, he's out in the street proper. All the zombies are coming in. He's just icing them. I'm sure he shot regular people, too. I'm sure he shot some innocent people. He was like, oh, you're going to become one.

I'll take you down now while you're easier to kill. But it would have been cool to see that in game. Yeah. But he's also in Raccoon City. Yeah, I mean, I get it. You know, the fact that people live there again is crazy to me also, too. That is absurd to me. What do you mean?

It's free real estate. Because the incident is not, people know about what happened in Rackland City. It's not like no one knows about that. Yeah, but people are still in New Orleans. Yeah, but New Orleans didn't have zombies. It had rain. You can kind of predict when rain's going to happen, you know? You can't predict when a zombie plague is going to go around.

Well, you're probably at least vaguely anticipating zombies if you're in Raccood City, right? You got your zombie escape route that you get there and everybody went there and there's a bunch of zombies there and you're like, come on. I guess that is. Shit. I guess that's kind of the problem. But I don't know. Yeah, you probably got like a weatherman up there. Like, he's your forecast.

The zombie weatherman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looking like BOWs on Main Street and ath. Yeah, circle around on the West Air. Oh, no, sorry, tyrants in the street. You're cooked in the street. You're cooked. Sorry, tyrants in the street.

Oh, look at that. We got some, we got some liquors on a helicopter right now. We're spinning out of control. And, uh, ow. Ow! I need to see more resonant, but like, I'm good. I'll play it. It comes out in like two weeks.

It's like a week and a half, too. weeks yeah something like that well what they yeah two weeks I can't wait for the mods I can't wait for the mods I can't wait to see what mods show up I'm excited gonna be great I want Leon with a pussy and it's dripping while I'm running around killing zombies well great you can see the water splash

on them well you can you can request it somebody will make it for you yo if you guys are out there you know what I want such a fucking insane but so they had a bunch of other stuff too but like they ended it with I thought probably one of the coolest endings

to something, you know, although it's a bit light, you know, because it's just a teaser, really. Yeah. But they confirmed that they're doing the God War trilogy. And they're not even just like bringing it forward. They're like remaking it like proper. I'm a little nervous about, but they got T.C. Carson. See it be that old makes me really sad.

I thought he looked great. He looks great, but also I remember when he. He looks like Jeff Goldblum a little bit. He has a black Jeff Goldblum aesthetic. He has a little bit of a black person. Even his vibe, actually. Yeah, the vibe. I was doing, I was like, that is a little gold boom-esque.

He's gold-blooming. It makes me sad because I remember when he had like dark and he was on television shows and stuff. Right, right. He was a long time ago. He was a living single and shit. And I remember like, I know. And it's weird because I was like, oh, man. So I mean, I think you're a grown.

You're an older man now. This makes you feel weird. But to me, it may, I just like, because I like how great he looks. I like that they repaired their relationship because he came out on Vlad TV of all fucking places. And he was like, like, oh, you know, I don't mind getting replaced because that's just how it goes. It's just a job, right? I don't want to contact.

They unceremoniously kind of just like, like somebody dropped the ball. You know what I'm saying? And then so he did the 20th anniversary, did a panel. I missed it because the tickets got fucking swiped up immediately. I was pissed. I was so mad because I want to meet him. But, uh, yeah, so he's back. I'm fucking so, I'm so happy.

We've been, ever since, uh, consoles have been getting better and better in graphics, We've always been saying the same thing. It's kind of like a Resident Evil remake is so good because shit, when they ported, say, Resident Evil 2, for example, onto Dreamcast, phenomenal. It looked amazing. If you played on PS1 and then you saw it on Dreamcast, you're like, what the fuck?

This is amazing. And then you started wanting this for everything. And so now all the way back, I know a lot of people talk about laziness and this, this and that, but I'm like, bro, I love these games. And seeing what Capcom has done, I'm on board. So as long as they follow like the Capcom type of vibe where it's like, hey, just do the game, but better. You know, just don't fucking go too crazy with it.

Yeah, I wonder, man. I don't know. Like part of me is a little worried that it's a remake and not just like bringing it forward. Because I would have been, I would have been perfectly happy. If they were brought it for it, I would be like, I just, I already have it, you know. We don't though. Well, that's kind of the thing. Oh, then I haven't.

They're not on PC. I've already played them. I've already played them. That's what my. thing is more. I've already played these games before. Right. That's my biggest thing. It's like, I good bringing games for, especially when there's no means of acquiring them. That's true, but I'm not going to buy this thing because I've already

played it. I've done that already. That's for me. Right. Well, my thing is more like a preservation thing where it's just like, it's crazy that there's so many like iconic series that are just like not playable on modern machines. It makes no sense. And so, and I think you can play out of war one and two through like the streaming thing. But like, who the fuck wants to do that? Exactly. It's insane. I've been using it actually a lot lately. Yeah. I hate it. I'm on resistance right now. I hate it.

I want, like he said, I just, it's, everybody was pissed that they didn't just, because we're like, oh, they're probably going to just drop like all of the, because that's what people are asking bare minimum.

Hey, for the, for the 20th anniversary, make it, so we can buy it. We want to give you money. So then we can just buy the anthology and play it

because people want to play it without fucking doing emulators or gay streaming things. They just want to fucking play it. You don't want to worry about like your connection cutting off and then like, oh, my game doesn't work.

Yeah. So, yeah, I, think, I don't know. We'll see. I just don't know how, I don't know how you make the old God of wars in, in this climate, I guess. I don't know. Maybe I'm overthinking it. You think, like, are they, because those, those mini games are not there. They're not going to have any games. They're not going to do it. I think, I think they're going to, all they're going to do is

sex, quick time events. They ain't putting that shit in. I don't see why they wouldn't. Because there's no, it's off screen. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for Proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink, shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success. Vital Proteins. Stay vital.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan? and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, I mean, you see titty sometimes, but then they go in a fuck and it's like, it's all off screen. So like, there's no, there's no, like, it's no, like, it's no. If they take it out, first of all, if they take it out, the way that they took out some of a Miranda Lawson's ass shots. Right. People are annoyed, but also it's like, okay, who gives the shit at the end of the day?

Like, it's annoying that you did that because like, why the fuck are you doing that? Who gives this shit? It's just an ass. But that was just a shot of a fully clothed the ass. Right. But what I'm saying, they don't show sex. They don't show. It's right.

It's completely off screen. It's his default. They cycle through his fucking. action brunts. Yeah. So it's not like they gave them like, oh, yeah. Fuck it. You know, like, you're a lust and me.

Coming. Coming. Oh, you know, like it's so. Don, none. Don, none. So it's like, look, they, um, God of War III. That's what everyone keeps talking about. You'll see people talk about Aphrodite because the graphics were great.

Yeah. You see your tits all nice. You bang Aphrodite. So people are like, I can't wait to do it again. Isn't cousin? I don't think they're related. I don't think they're related. I don't think they're related.

I don't know. I don't know. No. She's a different god entirely? Really? Well, there's a lot of them aren't related to... Really? I thought there's the main seven, right? There's the main seven ones that are the child, children of Kronos. Well, just...

And then, Zeus is the child of Kronos. Well, is Zeus has children. But isn't Zeus's brothers and sisters also Kronos' kids as well? Like, didn't he create all the major gods? And then they don't just have kids down the line. Well, he's the, like, Kronos and Guy... Because a lot of them marry each other. They are like the mother and father of all existence, essentially.

And don't a lot of them, like, marry in that. out of it. Like, that's a, that's what gods do effectively in that mythology, from my mistake. And don't they, like, marry each other and fuck each other and just have like a, it's diluted. Yes. But they're like, aren't they all like effectively related to each other? Well, if that's true, then, like, is it? Yeah, it's still weird. I'm still making fun the fact that you did it. I'm not going to, I'm not going to deny that. There's that many, like, there's something like, I know there's, uh, like, uh, what is it? I think, I think this only, like, Zeus only has like two brothers, I think.

I think, is it. Herrots, I'm related to him too, but that's his wife. But I think she's related to him, too, if my mistaken. No idea. I don't think so. No clue even slightly, actually. If I'm not, but then where does she come from? If she does not,

because I'm pretty sure all the deities, and this is not, hey, people that know mythology correctly, I'm not claiming to know this. Are you saying in the same way that like, say,

if you're following biblical Lord, we're all related to each other? Yeah. That's what I mean. Like, what the fuck does that even mean? I'm just like, oh,

we all came from Adam and Eve, so we're all fucking technically related. Yeah, but that's more close with that. That's only like the grandparents, the grandkids, shit. It's like two generations for them. I don't know.

I have no idea. Whatever. There's a new God of War trilogy. It's being remade. T.C. Carson is back. That's fucking cool. And they, oh, what were you going to say?

No, no, no, you go. I was going to say, and they shadow dropped like a new thing. Oh, yeah. No, I just, I can't. See, the only thing, the only thing I worry about

is if they try to modernize it in a way that the, it's not the way that it used to be. Because they're fucking hack and slash games. Yeah. And so just all they have to really do, like say like is not like I don't want it to be like the god of war 2018 because that would completely

like oh this is a I don't want to play those games again I want to play the old games but modernize like it looks fucking fantastic they have they have to do it they have to make them hack and slash again like it's as long as they're not gonna get as awful as they're not gonna do it but like I don't think they're obviously gonna make it the way it was yeah I don't want I hope so I feel like nothing's a given man I like my nightmare is that like it's just like it's the over the shoulder and they've redone it to like and he's

like I'm feeling bad as I'm doing it I'm feeling bad as I'm doing it. It feels this isn't like me. What if I become? I'm gonna have a son one day. It feels too but it's like if it feels it like it like I guess it would be that is nightmare shit right? Yeah. That's like a I don't know I guess that would be worse than veil guard for me if they did that because it would be so I'm like I don't know I'm like I don't don't want to play this. Like, I've been waiting and I don't want to play this. Holy shit. That's me right now with them making the ball just gate three show. Well, they already confirmed their plan on making it. I don't get that.

It's like, what's the point of that? I don't get it at all. Who the fuck asked for that? Who even wants to? The companies are like, you like this game? You want show? You give us money for show? Fantasy just, I don't know, man.

I don't know. I think that world is a very cool war for a show. I think all of that works. I don't want that cast back. again because they're done. That is the thing for me. One becomes a god. One gets trapped in hell with another one.

The other one of them is just out like trying to, in space, trying to fix their species. Like it's like they're, that them, they're all separated. They're not all go. Let them go away. You know the shows with all like iconic characters, I kind of rather just them not do. Even though they're, they just, they cast Cratos, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

It's that fucking Opie. The Thor guy. from, Oh, he's Thor from Ragnar. He's Thor from Ragnar. He played Opie and Sons of Anarchy. He was Gary Bertier. Was he actually Thor and the Ragnar?

Yeah, he voiced him. The guy who's cast his crados in the show. Oh, voice. Yeah. I know Opie is, and that's a big niggins. I was like, that's a pretty good choice. It's him. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense.

Yeah. I don't know. I just don't want it. I just don't want it. I especially don't care to see Norse. It's going to be. That's what it's going to be. Yeah.

I don't care. I think Norse mythology is interesting. No, it's not the mythology. Oh, no, it's North God of War. I don't care to see. I played that. I played it and it's, if you're an OG God of War fan, you appreciate the new games, but you really don't.

You want to go back to, like, Pete God of War was God of War III. If you are, if you're a fan of Credos, if you're a fan of Cretus, the person, playing Cretus in God of War III, there is no better representation of like what made him compelling as like this guy's angry it just wants revenge at all cost and kind of in a like say you know like oh that's Ellie's arc in number two.

Sure. Like there is a purpose for this and then people are so mad at the very end when she's like oh never mind and you're like what you know I would have halfway throughout this maybe it never mind would have made sense. Yeah halfway.

If it was half the time if it was half the yeah I agree. At the book where Jesse died if she was like Like I can't do this anymore. Maybe to stop now. Maybe to stop now. My Asian friend, I did nothing wrong is that now. That would have been great. That would have been great.

But it's like you're you're right there. It's it. It's no. Oh, no. I'm, this is pointless. Look, look. Look. I personally, personally for me, personally for me.

I have so many problems with the way that gets rid. My take, I like Credos from the God of War 2018 better. I like him better personally. That's because you didn't grow up with. No, I did. I did. But I'm going to be honest. You played it, but you didn't like.

But I'm being, I'm being real. You weren't a fan of that. Who is the more. Interesting one to see do shit Objectively is God of War III Grados. I think he's one interesting. I think the better characters, obviously that one. I think by default, just because they wrote him

as a, like a real person that has fleshed out emotions and shit, which people were like, I have, I love the Stoic, strong, silent guy that has real emotions, then doesn't need to talk or doesn't need to have all these gay moments with

fucking Brock and shit. Because it's like a, if you ever seen a Leonidas in um he says nothing to his wife before he leaves but like the look in each other's eyes said everything that's gay but that's the idea the gay part would be saying it i love you wife i love me like that i don't think i look that's the that's the thing where it's like these are two sides of a coin where it's the perspective of doing things i think for you to leave your wife my perspective this is modern for you to leave your wife in a state when you are right like you're not going to come back and not saying

I love you one last time to her. It's ridiculous. It's wartime. That is still ridiculous, Derek. It's ridiculous to you. You just because you're not Leonitis. Like, why are you putting yourself in it? Also,

Leonis is very likely a gay man. So he's probably like, I don't give a fuck about you. That's not considered gay back there. No, it's not considered gay back then. It's not confirmed. You can't talk about him like that.

I actually probably think, well, I actually like in the in 300, They said the Athenians were the boy lovers. So I know, but I like that they acknowledge that there was some weird shit going on in Greece, but they didn't put on the Spartans. Yeah. They didn't put on the Spartans. Where did the descendants of Hercules?

So we're not gay. Slaps a man ass and tickles his balls at the same time. And gets a little bit of ball at the end. He's like her. Leonidas ceased. I don't know. I like both. but I don't think every character needs to be psychoanalyzed in that way

and make them into It's just I'd rather watch God of War I actually think God of War The Norse God of War is somewhat Like it's somewhat weaker now that there's two of them You know what I mean? Like I think if there was one of them

I think this is cool But like the fact that they kept going And then that second one was kind of like Ragnar Rock lasted like 10 minutes It's like It was just kind of like That game was also very That game was good

But like It's a good game But it's a good I think the first one It was more impressive to me I think the beginning of Ragner Rock is really good I think that fight with Thor is hilariously cool

It's a lot better It was more reminiscent of the original trilogy Because then you just get into it Like it kind of changes out Into like a very much So a story of Atreus kind of figuring out who he is more Oh God

I could give a fuck I could give a fuck And like I did not want to I didn't hate it But I'm like Oh I this could be its own thing outside.

Like, I didn't need this from the game. Dude, that, like, ironwood shit or whatever in Yotenheim brought the game down, like, two points for me. Fucking Yotanars. Yeah, man. That shit is... Every Atreys bit, like, really hurt it for me. I didn't hate the Atreys stuff,

but I understood it was definitely the weakest part of the game, for sure. We've talked about this before, and it was like the same problem. The same problem that God of War has, the same problem that Assassin's Creed Shadows has, where you have just two very different characters, and you want to play one specific one. You want to play Kratos,

And then even though I like Atreis's kit, I don't want to, I didn't, I don't want to do the switchoff thing. Like, I just give the traus his own fucking game. Just like the way, what they're doing. Or give him his own story.

They drop that little, exactly. It's like another story. Like, this is Crados's a storyline. Yeah. This is Crais's storyline. You play through Craves' storyline.

And then it says, Atreis's a storyline you play through it. And the points can be like sort of mixed between the two. But then you can go back and play the other side. I don't even want to see that. I like that. I like Atreis. you don't have,

that you don't have to, you don't even want to see it. I don't even want to see it. I don't even want to see it. I don't want to see it. I really don't like Atreus at all. I think he's like whining. I think he's annoying. I love it.

Like I like the first, I like him in the first game. He's a kid that's more forgivable. But in the second game, he's like talking to himself. He's doing like the Marvel dialogue to himself. He's climbing the fucking. He sneaks off and does dumb.

I'm like, you pussy. You dick. It's war time. What are you doing? I like Atreyes. I think he's an interesting young buck of a character. I liked that about him.

Bless your heart. I liked it about him. I think he's like, he's like, I'm trying to figure out who I am alongside my God, my dad. I don't care who you are. No, I'm not. No one cares who you are. I liked it, but I understood that like I'd rather just play as Cratos. Like, I'd rather play as you.

But I do like a fucking Marcus Phoenix walking around with like a six year old. Like, I don't want to see that. Get that kid out of here. I barely tolerated his grown-ass son, dude. I know his grown adult son who is ostensibly probably older than he was at the start of the The first game. I was like, brother, why am I playing as this asshole when Marcus is still alive? Why am I playing as J.D. Vance Phoenix in the middle of this fucking game.

I mean, in all fairness, Marcus is old. But you do get to be him at one point. And then he gets, oh, I'm captured. I'm captured. You're going to play as my son. No. I'd rather play old Marcus. I'd rather play old Marcus.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

Hey, son. I did too. So hold on. So I did too, but I thought I was doing the opposite. Because the, the, way the choices were worded or something was like very confusing to be. So I just killed Marcus' son. I was very, uh, I was very, I was very, I was very, uh, are there's six years games or no. Uh, there's five. There's five in the six. And judgment, I guess. If you want to count judgment.

Right. That's true. That's true. But nobody's way out. Huh? Those six ones on his way out or not yet. I don't know. I thought it was going to be.

I think they wrote themselves into a corner, honestly. Because now they have to pick a can and ending where they've never had to do that. Yeah. I don't know when they're going to do six because they're doing a fucking, they're doing the emergency day. that's the latest thing that they dropped Which is like JD can't Be canonically dead right?

No, it's definitely it's the black guy Yeah, it's such a it's such a mean thing to do to Marcus at this point is like brother Like this guy's been through so much like why you do it's almost like Oh my God what's that show where like the main characters just tortured the whole fucking time And it almost feels like uh Jesus There's a bunch of shows like that There's a bunch of shows like that

But it begins to feel at a certain point like The only thing that's coming to bite is Squidward That's not right But like they're treating Marcus Like Squidward at a certain point Where it's just like Why are you beating up on this guy man You just killed his son

When he's in his 60s Like isn't like Anya not around or something Yeah Ania's gone or something Like they're not They really fucked his life up For no reason Huh Let's kill yourself

You know He's too strong That's what a I can't kill myself Most conventional weapons don't work Dominic that's what Dom did He's like Yeah

I don't want to be alive anymore He changed on himself And he says nice when he splits himself And he's just nice And he just Nice Nice All of

He's so distraught that his son died He's like no And then he just Nice He can't even say that It's crazy His face has already split at half No he finishes

The chainsaw is down by his pelvis by the time it's like nice the way you kill those fucking other wretches oh my god that's what they're called right the little ones the hobbling ones yeah yeah yeah the way you chains

on them he's bending down like I think about that a lot he's not standing up doing that he takes a knee and chains on his little creature and it's like he's pivoted yeah he deserves it fuck I would keep wretches and I would like throw bleach in their faces dash bleach

I think they're incredibly strong so that'll be scary One wretch would kill all three of us right now. Yeah, probably. Like, without, like, on accident. They're just like, like, like, does they have tears freak out when they're in a room? Well, they have claws. That's why.

So, like, they would, like, rip. They would just rip into us. Like, like, getting hit, like, three, I think, like four times by one kills them. With all that gear on. Kills them. With all that fucking gear on and kills them. So for us, I'd get hit once and I'd be like, guys. They wouldn't even feel it.

And I'd get hit and I would turn around. And it'd be. My. inside to be spilling out. I'm like, oh shit, guys, I turn around. It'll be a flat out of me. It'd be bad. It'd be bad.

But before we get too crazy, they did shadow drop. Another God of War thing, like some 2D Metroidvania. Yeah. Got a war game. It's cool. It was just like it was out. It's already out. That was cool.

That was cool. That's cool. You play as Cratos and his little brother. Cratos and Ademos. Yeah, and they get killed for no reason. Demos that, they fucking. The story. Yeah, that story, I actually love that story

where the prophecy is like the Mark Warrior's gonna kill and they're like, oh, deal with that nigga. So then they got the wrong Mark warrior because he wasn't, well, Kratos was the marked yet. Like he got marked later as an homage to Demos, his brother. And then he turns out to be the marked when he kills Zeus. And the whole thing is like, if you never took Demos,

would that even ever happen? So I actually liked that storytelling. It was cool. Proveils fulfilled themselves. Did you, are you playing it? Did you, really? How was it? Oh, it's a two-D Metrovenia.

It's fun. How does it feel? It feels like, the best way I can describe it, but it feels like old Castlevania games. Oh, interesting. But there's like, you have casting spells. You have, uh, you have like all super abilities. It's a fun game.

I was there you guys try it. I'm pissed. I don't have a PS5. Damn. It's literally only available on PS5. It's crazy. It's also $30. It's just kind of.

Oh, I was. That's kind of wild. I might not have played it. That's kind of steep for like whatever. I might not have played it. I was expecting to be like 20, 24, like max. Yeah, like 25. I bought it.

I was like, I was going to buy it. buy it whatever. I mean, I get it. But I'm also kind of, it pisses me off. Yeah. It's like fucking like arc raiders is still like, you know, all these games that like they've been out for long enough. Dude, I tried to buy fucking battlefront too because there's a mod that just puts in a bunch of extra characters and it's still $4.00 on fucking steam. Are you kidding me? No way. Look it up right now.

No. Look it up right now. No fucking way, dude. Battlefront two? Yes. What version? The classic one? No, I'm talking about Battlefront.

The, the, the, the new one. The new battle. Front 2. Because I know they did that collection, whatever the fuck it was. $40. That's crazy. That's crazy.

I saw it kind of skyrocketing in popularity again though. Oh, it's a lot of people are popular again. Oh, because they like, they kind of like, I guess it's not dog shit anymore for whatever reason.

It's because they abandoned it. And then people are modding it. So now it's like people having fun playing it. Gotcha. They abandoned it. And now like there's not people paying attention to like putting shit in the store

and like price gouging you. So now people are like, oh, it's a fun game. Battlefront 2 is $40? It's kind of. I swear I bought that game for like peanuts. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It's been on sale many times. Oh, wait, no, never mind. I, I, no, no, for sure. No, absolutely. That game's been on sale so many times and I keep seeing it sometimes for like five bucks. And never, it was not once. I want to buy it when it drops the price. I want to play the fucking mods, but.

Yeah. You got it in wishless? No, I don't do that shit anymore. You have to because then it'll alert you when it's on sale. I forgot about the ones like that. I just buy games I want them. I kind of know what I, I know you. I don't interact with a lot of things.

I have like 60 wishlaces. Because I'm waiting for them to get just a little bit cheaper. I'm just being, I'm being like one of those people. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm being like one of those people. What do you mean by that? You know, just one of those people that's like a good deal.

You know, a guy that looks a good deal. I'm being one of those people, the people that like a good deal. A frugal fella. Yeah. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. I don't know why you guys are trying to read into anything. I'm not reading anything.

I haven't said a single thing. I haven't said a single thing. Oh, all right. Good. Anyway, outside of video game stuff. Nothing happened, thankfully. Nothing political crazy happened. Again, it's actually, like, weirdly, like politically,

I feel like we're in very docile times. It's very cool. Yeah. We had the halftime show at the Super Bowl. Did you see a lot of... Oh, go ahead. Sorry. And the turning point one, what were you saying? No, I just, about that, I saw a lot of...

I don't know if you came across to any of these posts. These Uber-centric takes of, like, I'm not watching. either one. Oh, cool. I'm not for division. I'm like, you're the gayest faggot that ever fucking existed. You are so gay. Like, what

is that? The fucking Super Bowl didn't do anything. They're doing, oh, popular gay artists that they always got. And then I'm abstaining from that because it's dividing. I'm like, Bad Bunny is one of the most popular artists in the world. What the fuck are they doing? My feed

knows I'm Puerto Rican already. So I didn't, I didn't see anything like that. I saw only a bunch of fucking people very happy about it. They're like, oh yeah, I'm going to watch because the entire world listens to bad buddy. Like, if you're talking about numbers wise. Dude, did you see that he was like hit number one in China? I saw that. I was like, what the fuck?

He's been number one artists from 2021 to 2023. He was number one artist in the world. Yeah, no, I know. I just spin. And then he's not back to number one again. 2004 was Bruno Mars. I understand. But like, you know, it's just funny to me because I look at that.

And all the complaints are like, oh man, I can't listen to music and a language. I don't understand. Motherfucker, people in China do not know Puerto Rican Spanish. No fucking shot. No. They have any clue with it. There are Spanish speakers who have no idea what bad buddy is saying. So ain't no fucking way they know.

Yeah. Literally. Fucking Jackie Chan listening to. Mia. Mia. I like a. Titi Pungo. It's like, what?

the fuck? Like, they don't know what the fuck that shit means. Yeah. So, like, I don't know. That whole reaction was so crazy to me. It was, it was racism. It was just racism. That's all it is. Yeah. It's just big of racism at that. It's, because they don't, they don't really care. No, did you see a, but he's been at the Super Bowl speaking in Spanish, by the way. He went, he did with Shakira. Yeah. Years and years ago. Yes. This isn't the first time it's, uh, somebody is saying in another language or had like, say, from a different country. ethnic minorities. Not country, but different from a different

culture. Well, we've also had people from other countries as well. Yeah. It's everything you can think of. Like, it has happened. It is. I was like, here's another boring Super Bowl. So Super Bowl halftime performances are they're fun if you're into

that type of like theatery big show shit. If you're into that, you're probably going to have a good time watching it because it's always going to be something big and, whoa, big, big time. So I'm, to me, that's kind of boring. And so it's like, I don't see the difference between, even what bad money did now, I understand what he did. And it was very like Puerto Rican pride and very Caribbean and very very Latin or Hispanic like centric. Yeah. But there was zero of anything that made me think, oh, this is a shot at white folks or this is they're trying to replace us. You know, like shit like that. There was nothing. It was just unifying. Even Fuentes. Have you seen the Fuentes day? I did see. That was hilarious. Hispanic. That's Hispanic. That's, That's why he was his bullshit nullified for a moment.

He was like, oh, he said Mexico. He knows his, no, he knows his audience, and he hates his audience. He does. He fucking, because it's like when, um, at a certain point, you see the grifters that are like, When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready to drink, shake.

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Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Like, I'm glad that you're stupid because you keep giving me money. However, you're crying over the Super Bowl and, like, Nick Fentz is like, I don't fucking care about the Super Bowl. Oh, no, there's Hispanics in America.

Yeah. Fucking, who cares? Like, what the? Like, it was so funny hearing a rant about that shit. Yeah. He was ranting against the Turning Point USA one, too, which is so weird. Oh, it was dog shit. Here's this fat guy with his chubby hands. He hates fat people.

He really hates fat people. He hates fat, ugly people. It's so funny. But he was just like, he's a guy singing like, I want to drink my beer. It sucks how funny he is. Like, because, like, I was locked in on that video, man. It's like, why are you a white national? Why are you a Nazi?

You just, just stop. Like, because he even said. things he says this all the time he's like guys I'm a progressive I want things to be better in America even when he talks only for white no but that's the thing even though it's like I want it to be better for white people meaning that progressive politics aren't bad he just wants it to be for white people right because the progressives want America to be better and so I'm like I hate that he can understand that but also be like white people it's really it's fake that's why it's manufactured till he believed it, I think.

That's why it has to be. Like, you can't, you can't, like that kind of conundrum of stupid doesn't just happen. That's not like an organic, like, you know what? I really want to get into philosophy so I can better only the white race. It's like, no, nigger, you're, you played bigot until you started believing it. You tricked it up into believing that. Yeah. I feel like it's kind of the opposite direction where he was infinitely more racist when he first started

off. And then now he's kind of like tapering off that he's like, how do I compartmental? It's hard to compartmentalize this anymore because I realize how retarded the movement is, though the white supremacist movement is. And he's like holding on to like the last bits and pieces of it. And in the opposite direction of like say Ben Shapiro is going more into racism. Except for the Judaism thing. He's like, hey, guys, stop making fun of Jews. But besides that, he's like, oh, free Derek Chauvin and all this stuff.

Even though back then he was like, oh, he absolutely was. Derek Chauvin absolutely murdered George Floyd. So like he's kind of, he knows better, but money's drying up, so he's trying to lean harder into racism. And I feel like Nick Fuentes is refusing money, getting mad at his audience. I feel like he's kind of like has a toe out of it. It's kind of interesting. He's going to marry a black woman and be like, you know what? I was really wild once.

I was really whiling once. I really, my beautiful black queen and my gorgeous black daughter, I can't believe I ever said something. Yeah, of course. Of course. You see that that's what Richard Spencer did. Richard Spencer, the king of the all. for a while. He didn't marry a black person, but he, whoever he was dating at the time was very dark. Like, she was kind of exposed in the background in one of his videos or his streams, whatever he was doing.

Of course. And then he also was like, fuck the right. Like the, like Democrats are, they are doing stuff better for what, like, realizing the slight little bit of progressivism and liberalism that was going on and the Democrats would benefit white people more than what the fucking Republicans were doing. And I was like, this is so funny. that these racist pieces of shit are being like, fuck, everyone over here sucks so much dick. But I do want to get to, like, so yeah,

the halftime show, I thought that was really cool. I thought was fun. My mom really loved that she called me afterwards. It was nice. Nice. We got Ricky Martin up there. And Lady Gaga,

of course, because she's just kind of honorary at this point. She's a New Yorker, so that's why. They called her to choose that New Yorker. It makes sense. It was really dope. Seeing Ricky Martin again again was like crazy.

He looked good. He's very old. Yeah, he looks great. He's very. is one year yogurt than fucking kid ira. Isn't that crazy? But that is so jarring.

I remember, dude, I actively remember the day everybody kind of found out he was gay and my sister was mourning. My sister was like actively crying. She loved Ricky Martin. But then I look back and I'm like, that's a gay ass man. That's why it was so. That's a gay man the whole time. Even as a kid, I was like, this is not okay.

You want to say, look at the screens. I didn't. So I wasn't paying enough attention, but I saw the tabloids and everybody, the people, they called it gaydar back in the day, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, it was a- Yeah, back of the day, not yesterday. I mean, I haven't, I haven't heard that term in a minute. I'm just saying. Not me, the people were like, I know who's gay.

I can tell. And I heard that. And me, I wouldn't pay enough attention. I'm like, oh, all those people were, they were dead on about Ricky Martin and Lance Bass of Insink. They're like, oh, those guys are gay as far. Yeah. Lance Bass is so gay. How young were you?

Were you really paying attention to that shit? Like who's gay and who's not? No, I remember when people found out Ricky Martin was gay. Right. That's only because of the fact that I'm of that ethia. I get that. If I was like a regular black American, I'm like, I don't know what this nigga is.

There's a lot of machoble news that dudes were probably mad. Oh, probably, yeah. I remember just kind of looking at it. I didn't know much about Ricky Martin, but then I just like, oh, yeah, clearly. You know, I mean, like, yeah, whatever. Yeah. I don't know why it is.

I'm surprised he chose Ricky Martin. Like, I get why he chose Ricky Martin, but also it surprised me that he didn't choose what you call it. Don't say it. Mark Anthony? I was going to say, don't say Mark Anthony. Well,

Mark Anthony, like I'm sure a lot of those people are busy or whatever, you know what I mean? There's probably a lot of people who like, I think Secira was touring and stuff like that.

But Mark Anthony is like one of the most, like I think other than bad bunny, he's the Puerto Rican artist. Like he's very, particularly in the island, he's hyper popular. He's huge. I would argue he's bigger than Ricky Martin.

I was like, and Ricky Martin is obviously another staple to supporting culture. The song he sang was very much so a reminiscent of, song of like the shit he was talking about in the Spanish music for sure and I'm like oh like I get why also performed with uh Mark Anthony before oh yeah for it wouldn't have been as crazy of it like the fact that like Ricky Martin showed up it was kind of crazy I was like

oh shit the fuck it was it was interesting I spent a long time hopefully this is like a resurgent for him you know yeah that'd be cool and he was singing the fucking um what is it the uh I love penis I do not know the Panososos's words in Spanish I love penis oh my don't do it's the same way they get home I love that song But Bad Bunny But Bad Bunny sings that song And like a fucking like

Kind of beauty Yeah So it's cool seeing that song by like a singer But so that happened They had a wedding on stage I thought was cool But so they ended it They had a lot of Latinos there

It was very like It makes me happy always It's seeing all different shades of Latino people That was always the thing I love about Bad Bunny in general whenever he does things about Latinaidad, it's people that look like me, people look like you. And that makes me very happy. Yeah, it's everybody.

That's what the Caribbean is. It's not Mexicans. You guys are all fucking inbre. No, but it makes me happy seeing that, you know. Yeah, it was cool. Shots fight it, a lily. Yeah. It was cool.

I liked it. I had a good time with it. And then you swap over. The toilet paper USA. You swap over to. Good shit, bro. Right. Toil paper USA.

That is. So fucking funny. Damn it. Did you come up with that? It wasn't mine. No, I saw it eventually. Yeah. And I was like, that's perfect.

Doesn't it piss you off when that happens? Yeah. I could have thought of that if I just did. It could have. I just, I never thought about, if I put a little bit effort to thinking about it. I only hear it as turning point USA.

So I never, I never really hear people say TP USA. So then when people started saying it more, because I guess it's more in the lexicon, right? Because of Charlie Kirk and all that shit. Yeah. So that's when I was like, that's nice.

I love that. It's good. So you swap over. from this like really lively celebration of like marriage and like you know family and community and then it goes over to some guy and he's like I just want to drink. Guess what his name beer? I don't know, fucking Brantley flaglet. It's just the it's just the widest two names. It's Lee Bryce. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate with 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides. It helps support healthy hair,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently.

It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Lee Bryce. I learned.

People named Lee as a first name is great. I had to record it through OBS, so that's how I know. Like, I know about him now. I know the song's called Country Nowadays by Lee Bryce. it's hard to be country nowadays It's really difficult All those things he wants to do I don't want to fucking suck my fish

And drink my beer and shit And they're like, Yeah, walk my dog I'm like, what the fuck is stopping me From doing that dirt? Who has took that from you Other than the people that make you work too much To provide for yourself

The liberals It ain't easy to be in country When you control all branches of government The fuck? What are you complaining? It's so insane. Did you watch that performance? I watched that song.

I didn't watch all that show. I didn't see any of the other. Because that song, like, the clip that I saw was just like, I just want to drink my beer. You know what I was? And I saw that. I was like, I can't. This is how I would write a joke's version of this entire genre. That's what's so brilliant about the song that.

Yeah. It couldn't. He did much better than any of us ever could have done making fun of it. Right. I feel like ours would have been more clever and which wouldn't have made it as good is how shitty it is. That it's so shitty that I'm like, you're not even trying. I think it was one of those things where it's like the first thing that came to his mind. He just went with it.

No revisions. Yeah. Whatsoever. Didn't overlook it. It's just like, oh, yeah. He's pandering. It's that Bo Burnham thing from like years ago where he made that fake country song. There's like rural now.

You know, but like it's, I don't know. There's interesting points in that song and that in that specific performance. where like he'll go, there's a line where he's like, oh, they'll cancel you if you tell, you know, your kids that little boys aren't little girls or whatever. You hear cheering from the audience. But then what's interesting about it is like there's a point later where he tries to play it almost like,

almost like Christian in a sense of like, oh, no, I love you actually. Do you know that part where he goes like, he says something like, you think that just because I don't, that you think that because you don't like me, I don't like you too, right? The implication being like, oh, I like you, even though you don't like me, no cheers.

Right. You know what I mean? Because that's clearly not how they feel. Because it's clearly not true. What the fuck are you doing? And it's also, it's like, bro, you guys started it. You hate the other, so they hate you.

Right. They have no reason. If you're just a good old country boy minding your fucking business and not being a hateful bigot, no liberal would give an absolute solitary fuck about you. The problem is the feigning of grace. That's what really...

Yeah. Clean it on to Jesus. It's so stupid. It's like, dude... He name drops Jesus. It's like, for a little, disgusting.

Yeah, I'm Jesus raised. Yeah, and I'm like, Jesus, I'm sure Jesus came down and he'd be like, he'd be like, you know, he said you those hair transplants? Jesus shoved your fucking... He put your ass on your forehead.

His fat claddy hands to that leather jacket that's like way too tight. I... Getting his hands out of that jacket must have been an experience. Oh, his hands were like... They had to cut it. Purple.

They had to cut it. They had to cut his fucking jacket. They had to cut his hands off. He doesn't take it off. They had to cut the jacket off. They cut his hands off. All right, we're done with you.

Thank you. You ever see watchman? Or like this fat dude, he gets his hands stuck in the cell trying to get at Roershack. And they just saw his arms off so they can get the door open and throw him aside like nothing. And they just do this leave. Bryce, oh, your hands are all purple and shit. Looks like you can't play the guitar anymore. And then, and then, and then,

nice. Multi-tool his hand off real quick. And then his fucking, and then Kid Rock comes on stage. There were a couple of other acts, but like, who cares? Kid Rock went on stage and just, I don't know, what the fuck. Had the worst lip sync I've seen in quite some time. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. Apparently it was, it looked lip sync to me.

They were saying that it was like, uh, it was like a sink issue. They're lying. Which, I mean, I could believe, but like, they don't, they don't earn being trustworthy. They're lying. They're lying. What he performed? Huh? Like, what he performed?

He didn't, he performed his famous song fucking Bob with the Bye. I would imagine. The ball with a bar, of course, which. Which is perfect English. I feel it's like the only song that's even not even a sampled song, I think. Because all he does is just do like samples. Like, you know, like, hip hop sample shit? Yeah.

And he took from hip hop, right? He took from, like, he took from black culture. Yeah. And then brought it in this rocky country thing. And then everything's just like a rip off of. It's just boring I told you that my friend For two fucking years in a row

And I couldn't believe it I've never mentioned that I'm in the kid rock or anything There was nothing In seventh and eighth grade for my birthday Got me both kid rock CDs And I was just like Are you my friend or do you hate me? You could have just given me

I don't know Tubs of Pigs Literally anything else If you would have saved this much P to fit in a tub engaging I'm like oh this is at least impressive That's actually disgusting It's disgusting But it's like, I hate that so deeply.

I can be impressed by that. I say, there's a lot of P. You just saved. Ew, but also like, thanks. You're welcome. Throw it away. I would have been interesting.

At least it would have been something. It wouldn't make me question our friendship. Now throw the P. Now chill the Pee and sell it at market price. Yeah. Market price. It's like, what's the market price? It's its weight of the goal.

Did you watch, did you only watch ball with the ball? Or did you watch like? I didn't watch really the, I saw bits and pieces of the, I saw all of the Lee Bryce thing because I just, I had to see like what that, what that was. Had to. But I didn't. I didn't see the full sets of any of the other ones because I was just like, I'm not going to sit through an entire kid rock set. The fucking, you know, I think the, the funniest line of that country song, the nowadays song. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix.

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attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Is the Charlie Kirk reference because of how fucking, like, how these people love when, like, say, black people get shot by police or anyone

that they don't like get shot, they love humans getting shot. They don't care about that. They pretend to love Second Amendment and stuff. They love guns, get shooting people. But he says, like, the gun he hunts with just killed another man. And the only thing his gun is shot or deer on his deer stand. And I'm like, you're feigning that you care that another human being got shot by a gun that you hunt with when it is the fakes thing I could think of. It's like even the ice shit right now. They're like good domestic Terrorists.

That's like, this is so It bothers me so much. Yeah. Yeah. It's incredible. If they stood up like if a lot of them sort of be like, nah, he was murdered.

That's fucked up. I'd be like, oh, you're a human at least. Yeah. You're just a human being. If you were drowning, I'd reach my hand out to try to save you.

Young black man, you're making it hard to be country. You're making it hard for me to walk my dog and eat my piss and chew on birds or whatever the fuck. So like, I just want to the fact that even signed up to this. I just want to chew on shoes. I just want to lick some boots.

I just want to eat my steak that's not fully cooked, but I like that it bleeds. I just want to suck my government. I just want to. You can do all of those things. Nothing. Everything that he's complaining when I'm not being able to do is like some of the most protected shit that you know. I want to wear my boots. He's wearing boots.

He's literally wearing. Well, no. The thing, the problem is that. I'm like, the thing that he's, the thing that he's, blaming is like it's not how are immigrants making it hard for you to drink your beer because there's no money

so why don't they I don't know pay you better and stop paying these corporations and say and it's like what blows my mind is that it's always the blame of like the people seeking the work that are being exploited and never the people that are hoarding the money whatever we all know this

we all know what it is drives me crazy dude this is my serious thing I'm like, I saw your fucking So we were doing So yesterday We were recording Sacred

And we cut the show in the middle To do the stream For the state of play And before that we were like Getting getting ready And Dustin was like I need to hear Derek's gay version Of this TPUSA song

Like he's got to do it And I was like I'm sure that's already happened And it And then it And then it showed up I was going to do the The version that

Because everybody, and I'm not even joking, the first time I heard it, it literally does sound like he says kiss my fish to me. So I just want to kiss my fish. And so I was going to do that version because I went on Twitter. Like I said, I rarely go on Twitter. And I just, I did a few bars. And then I was like, oh, I should do this. But then I'm like, I think too many people are going to be annoyed that it's not gay. Then if it was just like the kiss my fish, fuck my truck, whatever.

I said drink my piss. Because I like that. I was actually like, oh, this is funny. I like, yeah. I want to. It's funny, man. So I might do that version. Now that the gay ones out, like I'll do the alternative version.

The director's cut. Yeah. Exactly, actually. Like an alternate alter of a card in the game. Look at this alt art of this song I made. This one's about kissing fish instead of being gay. Well, yeah. So the TPSA show was just, it was not good.

I will say I'm glad it exists for comedic purposes. It was, yeah. I mean, I can't deny that that Kiss My Fish. Like that bit really. got me. And I loved it when I was watching. I laughed way too much because the first time I heard it, I was legitimately shocked that it was

I didn't watch initially. I watched it a few days later. I was busy watching after Super Bowl and I was like, oh, this is fucking, I had a really good time. I watched it immediately after the halftime show. Yeah. Like immediately after the halftime show was done, I was like, that was cool. I liked that a lot. Let's see what the fuck is going on. You see what the real show is. By the way, everybody did that also, which I love all the people who were like,

we're going to boycott the fucking halftime show. And then they were just like, that was a weird Half Time 2 I've ever seen. Okay, so you watch it. Which is awesome. It reminds me of that. You guys remember that famous thing of like the MonoWorfer 2 lobby of like boycott MonoWher 2? On Steam, where it was like this big like protest group that was on Steam. It was like boycott MonoWher 2 for like X, Y reason. I can't remember what it was.

And then like on launch day they're all playing Mono Warfare 2. It's always like that in it. Because of course, who's going to switch off the fucking halftime show if you're watching the Super Bowl? It makes no fucking sense. Especially when the other half time show competing with it cuts in. It's so long. it was like 40 minutes or something right it was like some insane

insane yeah something that probably bleeds into the game it bleeds into the game and then like you know the bad bunny was like I think 13 minutes duh so like what the fuck I'm not gonna sit there and watch like

country people sing about how America is cool who gives you shit yeah that's that's kind of crazy it's insane especially right now I'm just like and to Nick Fuentes's point I'm like this is the best

you guys got those were the best artists you can think of like I can think of like I can think And now maybe to turning... I should have a Mickey Minaj at least. So the thing is...

That's what's crazy. It's like not even Nicki Minaj. You just got this bitch. I feel like they're at a certain point... But they don't want a platform. First of all, yeah, I agree with that, actually. And the real country artists that are good are probably like, you know, even though if they're like... They might agree.

They're probably like... Exactly. They're like, you know what? I do love eyes, but... Like Blake Sheldon... I don't want you to know. I think he's dog shit, but like, those guys are probably like, look, man. I probably have like at least a million black people that like me.

I don't want to. You know what's crazy? I don't want to do this. Where the fuck is Tom McDonald? How are you Tom McDonald? Oh, he has a, he had a song too, right? So I think he, he made a, did he? I think he made a, like, oh, he probably did.

I'm sure he did. But like he did. I saw he made it like, it wasn't like, pray for liberals or something like that. Pray for the left or something. That's it. I think the only reason he wasn't invited and I, and I mean this is because it's the All-American and he's Canadian. Oh, okay.

I feel like it's the only reason because of like, we can't even. to justify this because it's the whole purpose. In contrast, what you call it? Bad Bunny literally said God bless America and named plenty of American country. He did. He named

America. He said, He said Americas. He said God was America Sea, which is like, be it. So like all of it, which is kind of like, I don't know. Not too good. He named the Canadians. I was like,

Canada. Yeah. Like I saw that. I saw it. a bunch of Canadians on TikTok after that being like, oh, where are my phone? He said, he said Jamaica in a way, I've never heard Jamaica be saying.

He said, Hamika. Halika. You've never heard Hamika? I have never heard someone in Spanish pronounce Hamika that way, but I know. But at the same time, at the same time, most people I don't speak Spanish, speak English also, so they just say Jamaica. Oh, okay. They just say Jamaica.

Okay. If you're reading, if I'm reading, there's the word, Jamaica and Spanish. What about the Hibiscus tea? I know I know you've heard them but you've heard them say that though right but I was like the drink the beverage so you've heard okay but when people are talking about it's like I you know like my grandma when she says Jamaica she doesn't say hamaica yes even when she's speaking Spanish she's like Jamaica my grandmother would say I understand it's I we're talking about Germans earlier like I briefly dated a German woman at one point and again she's German which is Deutscheland

she doesn't say that she says Germany because she's been brainwashed by like I Just to make sure that I understand it. I don't like Deutsche. That feels disrespectful saying it. Just the word feels weird. It's the OI. It sounds weird and. Deutsch.

It's not gross to say. It sounds like something that I, that's like, oh, that's an insult. It's a EU is Deutsch. That's, that's, yeah. Anyway, I'm like calling somebody a Deutsch is not nice. Yeah. That's crazy.

That's what I'm saying. It feels not nice. You fucking Deutsch. It sounds like a slur if you say it with a slur inflection. Well, you just, Dog Yeah I guess there's probably a million examples of

In Yeah in our language Yeah It does sound like it could be Damn so those are the only Americans that they had They were willing to go on stage I guess It was Kid Rock and Lee Bryce And like three other people I think maybe

People that I just don't know their names It was like All the names seemed like Almost like Tom Riddles of one another You know what I mean Where it was like Brantley Grantler Or like Biltley Gilbert Like I swear to God these were the names or something

Or like close to it The idea of Gumble Flantley I think the new country artist Is to You have to have a stupid fucking name That's just so obviously American coded And that's all it is now Yeah

It's so stupid My name's Morgan Wallin I know country music is popular in the Caribbean I know particularly in Jamaica My name's Shubuckle Woodwork Nats to meet you Would you listen to an artist called Shubbuckle Woodwork?

I don't like American I don't like country music at all. It kind of rolls off the tongue a little bit. We're doing it. The sort of band called Shubuckle Woodwork. Okay. We'll make a country album.

I gotta write that now I'm gonna forget. Shoebuckle would work. Our first song will be 9-11. It'll be a cut of another song straight up. We'll just copy another. We'll steal, whatever.

Who cares? Protect our, protect our kids. Protect our everything. It's going to be protect our blank and we're going to have a bunch of them. Protect our home. Protect our kids.

Protect our kids. land, protect our faith. We love billionaires. We love billionaires. The billionaire. It's a little on the nose. We got to be like, the Trump savior. Protect our oligarch.

I don't know. Something that rolls off. What is a- Pretend our pedophile. Let's make it even more upsetting. So you're protecting the pedophiles being called protect our sexuality. Oh, no. People get doubly mad.

Not only are you. you try to protect pedophiles. You're trying to say that that is a valid sexuality. That's crazy. That's fucking fire. But yeah, so the TPUSA halftime show sucked.

Which leads us into... What's it called me? Shubuckle what? Shoebuckle woodwork. I think it kind of rolls off the tongue pretty well. But... So, yeah, there was a man, outside of that, I don't even know, man.

We got a bit of catching up on. Bondi, Pam Bondi. Who! actively lying on the stand multiple times. Literally not lied, though. That's true.

She's been lying the whole time, but, like, lying under oath, obviously, like objectively, which is, by the way... When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 20 billion.

22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. It's so upset.

You should lose her position and be incarcerated. She should be arrested by now. She should be held in contempt. Like that is so obvious. The bare minimum. Bare minimum, you're lying under oath. You've been caught in a lie.

But it's all kangaroo. This is all fake. It's all fucking, like I say, bread and circuses. This is all entertainment. They're not fucking actually doing anything. Nothing will come. There's no consequences for going up there,

swearing that you're going to tell the truth. And then you don't tell the truth. And what does this get us? What's crazy is that she lied. And then the person, she tried to rush past and he was like, wait a minute. You just lied on the oath. Wait, you just lied under oath. And she tried the bullhead away through.

And he was like, no, I'm going to pull this up right now to show. It was like the same thing where fucking RFK was getting sworn into his position. And Bernie Sanders is like, I've actively heard you say that black people. don't require the same vaccines. And it was like, well, and he tried to, and what bothers me is the bullheading. Like just trying to fight through it. And Bernie's the only one in the room.

And is like, are you guys serious? Is no one else hearing this but me? And it's like, that's like, oh, the Republicans that, you know, voted for him like, oh, cool. Yeah, we're going to affirm him. They all know. There was only one. There was only one that was like,

that used to be like a doctor or some shit. That was like, I can't support this because literally goes against my entire everything that I believe in as a doctor. And then eventually, I think he might have caved anyway, just because he had to, because if he wanted to keep his position. And the worst part of that was when he was like, okay, so you're talking about the pandemic and the vaccine being like the one of the worst things that ever happened. But yet you also said that Trump is the goat and he's done a good job.

How do you compartmentalize that? Yeah. And I'm like, this is, this is fake. What are we doing? Just lightning. Just lightning. What are we doing? Why is there not like?

put them in the fucking gallo, right? Get it on, get the news under, just already there. Just ready. Dude. And the first time they lie. The first of the first of the, oh, oops. Actually, that was, oh. I mean, I wouldn't even, why even, why even?

No, the, um, I don't know, man. Like, it's, that whole. Like, it needs to be like, you need your, your life is run down. That whole thing is, was so crazy to me because she's just getting, it is getting to the point now where it's like, it's obvious even for people who are like, like almost in that like too far gone territory where like there's no coming back really from this it's it's ostensibly over like whether or not we have an election that works you know that's kind of up in the air yeah but like i think i think it's just kind of done dude like there's no salvaging this it's it's it's over you lost your keonon shaman you're beginning to lose your

fucking joe rogan they've lost yeah the thing is the good thing they've lost him dillans which is interesting they've lost the moderate the moderate the moderate people are like these niggas are crazy. They're pedophiles and are protecting pedophiles. The problem is that the ball has to not be dropped by the party that is against them. Right. The ball will be dropped. Yeah.

We will choose the wrong person to become president. Instead of someone that's a good choice. And we will suffer better, but not good under that next year. A better thing to ask is when has the ball not been dropped? And so like the scenario that's floating out right now, if we're just thinking about how things normally go, say a Gavin Newsom, for example, wins. Things will be better because things will get reversed. You know, we'll probably get back into the Paris Accords and all this stuff, blah, blah, blah, things that Biden did essentially. But what that does is the incumbent's going to get

raped again eventually. And then we start the whole cycle. So it's like, can we stop doing this? And this is a thing that unfortunately, we're all adults in this room. The people listening right now probably mostly are also understand, too, that the vast majority of people will not do the right thing, which is stop feeding into the system. It's just not, it's not realistic. So unfortunately, the only solution right now is to keep perpetuating the system anvil for Gavin Newsom. Because I don't think there's enough people. I don't believe in Americans enough that they'll ever not do the right thing in mass. I just don't. Unfortunately, I don't believe it. The problem is that, unfortunately, we are in a system of, like, let's say theory, we're playing

The country needs someone that plays Nice. Baseball to run the country, right? Someone that's playing a game of baseball. We need Marcus Phoenix. But we refuse and we keep voting for people that are playing basketball players. And it's like that's not the game we need to be playing now. We need to be playing a game of recovery.

Sweet. Not, not back and forth. No, but no, you're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. Think! That's what you're right? Yeah. You're absolutely right.

And look at, bro. And that's the big problem. I would say, The largest problem to me is because that's never not going to change. Even during any time in history, it's always been that way. I would say the only differences, there were less cowards at the top that felt an urgency or a duty to actually do the right thing. And what I mean by that is we have plenty of celebrities right now that have the power

to change things because unfortunately that's how we are. That's how we work. There's enough. There's John Stewart. There's a, I mean, even like I said, The Rock. The rock's retarded, but still, he would do bare minimum enough to not allow. I'm just saying there are people that are so influential that could do something, but I feel like... When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your

call 24 7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan america's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you they're too pussy and they're doing the thing like um you know the unfortunate thing that happens when um people get like captured they get taken hostage or something happens and instead of trying to be like i'm gonna gamble because you know take the risk because i probably not going to get out of here alive they'll just continue to wait because they think maybe something will happen, maybe someone will save me, and then they end up, you know, getting killed. They're not willing to take the risk.

And I feel like most people... It's hard. That's really to take that risk. It's hard. I get it. I'm not even like trying to shame somebody because that's a hard thing to do. But I think the big problem... We need those people.

I think what happens now, my perspective, and I don't know if I'm right, I think now it's up to the people that have the progressive views to actually... It's not about if insulting these guys, to a better world would work, it would have worked by now. It's not. It's not about, I think if it was like, it would have worked by now. I don't know. I really disagree.

Because that's how they insulted their way to a worse one. Yeah, but I think that works because when you insult people, you make them defensive and you push them away. I think it's just we have to inform people. We have to hopefully corral people. Wait, what are you saying exactly? We have to, we have to corral people that have these perspectives into at least corraling them to vote for the betterment of themselves. How do you convince them? Because the problem is there's no, I don't have the answer for that.

Okay. I'm gonna do with that right now. Maybe if you have like even like to workshop that because I feel like that's the thing of convincing them that it's not that the, the, um, because the basically reversing their apathy is really the thing. How do we do that? The blame game. The blame game has been. I don't even want to call a blame game. No, no, no.

No, no. I'm saying the blame game has been played too heavily on our side. I think the biggest problem with the progressive, the liberal, with all that shit. it and I'm not going to say what I really think, but I think what happens is that a lot of people that are on a progressive side are very self-righteous and they like feeling like they're better than people. They're like calling out, oh, you did this thing when you were 14. You're a racist.

You're a bigot and all that stuff. Sure. And I get it. You call out people that do dumb things. But what happens is that all that does is that the other side, they'll be like, cool, come do that over here. They called you a bad person. I know you are just being a kid.

And that doesn't help because it's led us to where we are right now. I don't even want to talk. I don't even really want to talk about those people. I want to talk about the people that know, for example, 2016, they know they should have backed Bernie Sanders no matter what. I agree. But because of I feel like they know humans. It's because of the idea that they've made a very good effort to make us forget the power of the people

in the country. Right. And so that's the biggest thing is how do you convince the person that knows that they should vote in this progressive way, but they also feel like it's a wasted vote? They have to convince them otherwise. You have to inform them a small office. That's the only way to really teach people over that. I guess. You have to inform a small office, let them understand that like when you vote in somebody and I think the Zoron has done that. I think the Ron has done a really good job. I think we say the Zoron. Yeah. I think yeah. Yeah, don't mess with the Zoron. I might have said the Zoron, but I think Zorn is on a good job showing that like, oh, small office really, really matters.

We were seeing what happens when this person goes on the street. Let me ask you something. And teaches people. Do you think it would be better if we just threatened everybody with guns? Like the officials? Like so, no, no, no, no. Yeah, no, hear me out. It would be better.

Hear me out. So, like, we know that, like, say, the next person who's adjacent to like a Bernie Sanders in their consistency and the progressive politics should be the person running the country. Mm-hmm. And there will be those people that will, you know, they will. won't have as much backing, the corporations won't back them. Should we all grab guns and make sure everybody votes for the right person?

Like we really put the gun to their heads. We walk them to the bully moves. I'm not the guy to ask about that. I'm not the guy to ask about that. For their interest and not for the corporate shield that will give them breadcrums. Can I be very honest? Yeah. There are lots of times where I think about deeply,

like what is the point of free will if you use free will to destroy yourself? I think about that constant. What are you gay? You see? Right here. What is the point of having the right to choose to do what you want when you why choose you want will not only hurt yourself with other people around? You know what reminds me of?

Did you ever see that video of like, I think it's like a goat? It might have been a pig or a goat, but it's trying to run into a fireplace and the guy's trying to pull it out, but it keeps continuing to try to run into it. It feels like that where I'm like, bro, would you please stop trying to kill yourself? Like, please stop. It's crazy. You choose to blame people of different ethnic groups. like that. But if we, Medicare for

all will help everyone. Why do you not want that? Why do you not want it? Would the message be a little bit better? Oh, good, good. I was going to blame more minorities. Why would you? Like, how would that hurt? How would that hurt? How would it hurt? How would it hurt to have better care for abortion? I don't want, or better leave for women. I don't want shadow people

in my fucking medical clinics. Or, or like, crazy. You said that. That's an insane insult. What do you mean. Saddle person. It's like I'm brown. Yeah, they're too dark. Sorry. Yeah, brown like shadows.

Darker than me. I want to ask you. And keep in mind, we're, we're, uh, shadows on brown services are brown. Keep in mind. This is this, keep in mind. Shadowed. Brown. Kingston.

I want to ask you a question. Keep in mind. This is a comedy show. All right. Uh, so what do you think we should do? Say, for example, you know how say Kamala Harris said. She's not going to be much different than Biden when she was on the view. Uh, we, we know we want Universal.

Universal Highland. We want a single pair. The single pair is the government. We know that. We want to catch up with the rest of the developed world. Yeah, absolutely. So a, say, Gavin Newsom shows up, right? He's the guy. And he says, no. What do you think we should do to that man? Or what is the solution? I have an idea. I have an idea. Yeah. So what we do

is we get a bunch of people. We have one person laid down to every cubicle on the floor on the building which he lays on. He works in. Yeah. And they start pissing violence. And what happens is they piss the piss will fill up the building. Uh-huh.

And we get reinforced windows that can endure massive amounts of piss. And we just have a piss and piss and piss and it can't piss no more. Ergo flooding the building with piss. And we were like, Gavin, we have a piss dream right now.

We can press his button and it'll take away all the piss in the building. But you've got to do the right thing. And be quick, you guys piss fast. And you start, and a reeking smell of piss starts waffing up. But you have a fan too that's waffing all the smell of piss upward as well. Pitch starts coming out the vents. Pist starts coming up through the ceiling for some reason.

You're the top low. Pitch starts coming through the ceiling for some reason. I guess one guy's laying down face first on the ground, pitching as hard as he can't into the roof. I... All right. I mean, hey. Hey, uh,

I was going to say maybe like vote. Oh. Or like, or like call, call his constituent. You call good. Goal. That, I think the building of piss is a very good.

good idea too. I think he should be home alone. I think he should be home alone. I think people need to break into his house or whatever. Like if he doesn't do it and they need to just set up various whimsical traps and every day. And every day it's something new. Sometimes the pay cans sometimes it's a trap door that leads into a fucking lava. I don't. Sometimes it's a, I don't know, like a nail gun that's just shooting into his rib

or whatever. Sometimes they're violent. Sometimes they're crazy. Yeah. But like every day he will he will not know, he will not know peace. He will not know peace. And it's not like, you're like a kill him or nothing. I think political violence is not the answer, but I think at this point. What about political violence? It's political, political piss and political home alone.

Political mischief. Political mischief. And political piss. I think that is reasonable. I think that's fair. I think so. I also think that we need to reestablish the understanding of people's power. He's fucking ner.

He's like, uh, according to my calculations. I created my fucking. Both of you, both of you. Bitches have glasses. Shut up! And have wore the... No, you wear glasses. You die bad fast.

You die bad fast. I just want to die bad fans. I know. I really think we just have to re-informed people of the power. The power they have over the government. And we've forgotten it very much so. How do we do that, nigga? By information, it's not about...

It's... We have to move from the point of information being spread to make yourself feel better. Here's your assignment. Opposed to information being spread to help the betterment of the people around us. It's got to know. shit. I think that's all. Here's your assignment. You need to convince one leftist that no matter what, they're going to vote for the right person. And then, and then we convince everybody. And then everybody votes for the right person. It has to be. It has to be. I honestly was listening. I was

like, I wonder where this is going. I think the problem is that a lot of people, a lot of people don't understand. They don't understand government, which to me, I don't understand government the best way as well, too. I'm not, I'm not a genius. Isn't there just some guy in a room? Yeah, I don't think you really need to. It's just that... The guy in the room with, like, the Freddy got fingered. I'm governed. I'm government.

I'm government. I'm government. I think that's what we need to re-understand. I don't know. I think, like, I think revolution is the last resort. And I think it's a very, very, very dangerous. Cut my life in two pieces. Because I don't think we care.

This is my last resort. Revolution. Nope. I don't know I think that was like a really like if that was like a revolution Oh man Protest political protest song Revolution is dangerous and bloody

And I just don't I don't have the heart for it You can be bloody It could just be mischievous It could be like nice It could be It could be sticky sticky liquids with like a fan and feathers Do you remember what Thomas Jefferson said The tree or liberty must be watered

With the whimsical nature of Of tyrants and patriots from time to time From time to time, he said. From whimsical, sorry, whimsical whackiness. He said, he said that, he said, sorry, whimsic, he did say that. He corrected himself. I do agree with that statement. I just think that I really, I really want to do that.

With the piss of patriots and the slippage of tyrants. See, the thing is like, this guy thinks he knows politics. I don't. Here you go, here you go, Kisid. I want you, if you know politics so well, draw, uh, uh, Abraham looking from scratch from memory. This is going to be bad The hell It's the only way you can prove it

This is the only way If you're serious Oh yeah You know You think you can be president There's like some Draw Abraham Lincoln It's like some dumb

Goodwill hunting thing Like when like Oh if you're so smart What's the fucking thing That this gay guy said He said To be or not to be Is that Abraham Lincoln?

Oh my God. Great. At least put free. Put free inward. Oh, yeah. Because that's what he did. What a fucking ridiculous. He was even rapping,

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20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know. I like that he actively wasn't abolitionist.

I like that he actively wasn't an abolitionist and people try to make it seem like he was. And it's like, no, he wasn't. He just understood that the country needed to. Who was? I mean, like, the people in power? Yeah, actually. He was not.

LBJ, do you think the Silver Rights Act was like... Lyndon B. Johnson is a huge racist. He's an extreme racist. Yay, black people. Did you see him in a room with Dr. King that was getting signed and he looked disgusting that he was near him? No, I didn't see that.

You've never seen his fucking... I've never once thought about Lyndon B. Johnson in my life. I'm so happy for all of you. I mean, I'm sure when I was learning about him, but like, I mean, it's not... I think history is really interesting. I love silver rights. I love letting black people vote correctly. Yay! You're not three-fifths anymore.

You're five-fifths. That was horrifying. It was a horrifying face you just made. Yeah, that's why, like, I don't, you know... I don't like that at all. The last foot of just lost in the history. It was too cridge. They were like, bro. They were like, they started doing it.

They're like shaking their head, dude. No, man, that's not it. That photo was lost to history because it's too cring. What? Louisville v. Johnson's celebrating the Civil Rights Act. He's soy-facing. That's crazy. He's O-facing right now.

He's going, he does, he's pointing at Bartlett of the King. Like he's a YouTube thumbnail? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's awesome. Fucking so stupid. Oh, God. All right, let's get on to some questions. Let's do it.

From our patrons over at Patreon. On top slash snarkang. Oh, my. No! Put it back. Stop! that. Stop that. I start doing it fast.

Fire. You see it on both sides. Oh, that'd be pretty cool. If you do it fast enough, we'll get a glimpse of it. I can't. I can't. I can't. Let's see. Let's see if you can't do it quick enough. No, it's not. My, my wrist can't turn enough. Do it. Turn your wrist more. Let me see.

Derek, don't be the bitch. Hurt yourself. It hurts already. It hurts already. Hurt yourself with this dumb joke. All right. We're going to read some questions for our patrons over at Patreon. Remember, you can go over there. You get that's like that is a little much that.

That is. The best Lincoln I've ever seen him alive. That's a pretty good Lincoln, I got to say. I don't got him fucking howling in the fucking night of the night. It looks just like, uh, whatever. We're going to move on to the question. I want to see the reality where he didn't die. Abraham Lincoln?

Yeah. He would have died anyway. If there was a reality where Lincoln never died. I want to see the reality where he was actually implementing his actual rules he had for the country. I think it would have been a very interesting version of the country. Do you see that thing that he had like, he had a proposition?

for like he wanted to invent a game called Huge Baseball. That's why they killed them. Did you see that? He had a schematic of like the entire country. I'm pretty sure it was like a baseball field that took all of this all the country. The entire country?

He wanted to erase all real estate and all land. He wanted to flatten all the mountains and like just make a clear baseball field. That is so crazy. And that's why they killed him. John Wood's move was like, hey, I'll do it. Guys, this is crazy. He was the only guy that was like, guys, this isn't nuts, right?

I quite like huge baseball. People are like kind of hyped on it. And they're like, do you realize we'll lose everything? Well, hold on. We'll see how it goes. We got those new blacks joining us. We got a lot more manpower together. We can really do this.

Everybody was on board, actually, until he was like, and I think I'll let the Negroes play. And they're like, Johnny. And then fucking get him. fucking he wasn't even in the theater John Wilkes Booth he had a gun that was so long The longest barrel

He just stuck it in the theater and shot him He's got to perch it somewhere That's how fucking along the gun is It's so long that like It's so long that the gun shoots And Lincoln like turns around He's like He's like there's a barrel

Daryl is this He looks down the barrel And sees the slug coming He had enough time Turn around. The fuck's a barrel doing here. You see that, right? I'm going to enjoy the show again.

There's a fancy speaker. Technology sure is crips. Ouch. He says, ouch. He gets shot in the back of the head, ouch. And then freaking, what's called it, John's who's trying to run and trips off.

Trips over the gun itself, falls, breaks his leg. Why would he run? Is a gun so long? I don't know. He's in the comfort of his own He doesn't want that story How he jumped off the balcony

And broke his leg Yeah, he did like He had like fucking 1800s bones He did like three back flips You know like in his off Have you seen the balcony Like have you been there Like the balcony where Lincoln got shot?

It's in Boston right? It's in D.C. I think Or Virginia or something Something like that, whatever, who cares But it's somewhere where I've been And like you can see Somewhere where I've been is the stupidest shit ever It sounds like a dumbass

It's like a name of a song Somewhere I I'm saying. I'm just insulting you. Go ahead, man. But the balcony is like, the distance from the balcony of the stage is actually comically.

Like, the fact that he broke his leg is bewildering to me. Like, it's really not nearly as high as you think it is. It like maybe, like maybe half this room. Well, not half, but like, you know what I mean? Like, maybe like where that, the top of the phone ends.

I'm not even joking. It's a very small. I mean, people were shorter back then. Wasn't Lincoln famously a fucking drummer? Yeah, but that is a freak. He was actually. only five, six, but he was so tall to everybody else back then. That's so crazy.

It's not even about long ago. That's such a radical difference in height of people. Yeah. No. No, it's true. If he was considered freakishly tall and he was only five six. He was as tall as me. And they were like, holy shit.

He was freaking as tall. He was killing niggas left and right in the war. And if he was only the size of Derek, what was he fighting? Other people were- No, we were all, everybody was that size. Lily would have been like, this is a giant here. I would be, they would literally be like, oh, we have to imprison them if they look like that. If they saw me, we have to, we have to have enslaved it.

They would have assumed that you were like a destiny ogre. That's great. You would a fucking beam coming out of my eyes. Yeah, you would be. Have you guys heard of Digimon? Chains. Chains immediately. 40 chains.

They got to. Anyway, we got a ride in from. Fat Dick Signifier wrote in. Nice. Nice. That is what it stands for. I don't know anything about this, but like I, it's, it's, I've seen it popping up every now and again.

Can Swin explain the comics explained? Oh, I was going to come up. Black Klansman drama. I don't know what this is. Yeah, so comics explained a very famous comic book, you hunt and creator. A lot of people started getting on this case because of the fact he doesn't particularly, um, like black people? He doesn't, uh, he doesn't really explain things.

about many black combo characters. He kind of goes based on obviously algorithms, what's popular at the time. You know, what most congregators go by. And he's talked about Miles Morales. He's talked about Blue Marvel, famous black characters.

But, you know, he's only bringing, you only really bringing up, you know, things that are mostly relevant. Uh-huh. So people got mad at him about that. And he's like,

oh, you never talked about Milestone Comics. And it was like... Milesone is like a particularly black line of DC Comics, where it's like characters like, um, icon and

static you know a static shock yeah static so he doesn't really bring up those characters he's not very well versed and he's a big fan of the big two which is DC and Marvel yeah sure his primary comic knowledge comes from and then you go into it

and he's following people like the critical drinker and um what you see that's where that's where critical drinker and neurotic neurotic or something like that yeah nerds something like that nerd nerd I know what you're saying. It's that glasses channel

that icon. And now I understand. Nerd erotic. Now I understand he, you can see when he followed them. He may have followed them. He does follow them. People are like, well, you're following these people, right? So you're obviously someone that isn't like a big fan of black people, your blackness. And I was like, I understand

that he follows those people and that's not the best, but I'm sure I follow people that eventually come out and said to fuck shit. Two. I unfollow people. But I unfollow people. Yes, that's true. Have unfolded a lot of shitty people. And not to mention, I make a very serious effort to denounce and disagree with those kinds of perspective.

I don't even think you need to do that. Well, no, no. But it's fine if you do it. I'm not even saying if you don't know people are doing something. You can follow somebody years ago, you know, on the internet. I'm just saying I'm not asking for that guy to do it. No, no. That's not what I ask for how many explaining.

But I do admit, like, hey, he kind of started to stay very neutral because of the fact that obviously a lot of consecrators in general, we're not involved in those political spaces. where they don't want to anger their fan because they're trying to make money off their jobs, you know? And I understand that, but I do agree that he's a black man. You're a black man. I agree that he's black man. No, you're a black man. To agree, you have a right to actively be vocal against a right or a pressure or an obligation. Obligation.

All right. Right. Yeah, sorry, obligation. You're obligated to stand against those kind of things. You'd have to because if those mentalities were to exist, it would disfranchise you and it would set you back into a world where you were not to you as a, you know. man. Yeah. So you have to. So him following those people, I can understand you may have followed them years ago where he just

followed them. It doesn't matter. Because of what they, they had something and he does not know exactly what they've done. Or he might have seen only one actually what they've done. So I bear, I bear a degree of like, of like, I don't like that he follow these people. But I understand that like it's, you need that you need to, you need to say something that's the right way to be like, hey, these niggas suck. I didn't know they suck the way they did.

I just don't believe that, unfortunately. But it's hard to not know that. It's not like it's not in his, if he wasn't in the genre in the industry that he was, those people are everywhere. There's no way you're not seeing fucking, because those guys tweet all the fucking time. I've never heard of those content creators, if I'm being honest. You're not, that's not your job. That's the other guy?

But I'm a very big content. Critical drinker? Critical drinker. Critical jinker and nerdotic. These people are at the forefront of all that anti-bullshit. And all they do is talk about comic book people, but usually in the cinemas aside. if you're in that world of YouTube and you're making this stuff

you're aware of these people because that's where they came from they came from YouTube and for many years they've been saying wild shit for many years it's not like it's like

oh yeah they're stupid they're very dumb they're very like low IQ very like you can tell just by the critical drink is probably one of the biggest he and he unfortunately he started a lot of people

started making content like him because of him he was one of the older ones to just complain about movies about being too woke there's too many women there's too many this he's some Scottish drunk guy

And he's one of the better ones too, which is crazy. I've actually seen him like, like, watch a bit. Like I was like, oh, I wonder what this takes going to be. And it was actually surprised me. It was like, oh, weird. But like, uh, the neurotic, they're, the neurotic people are fucking, they're just, they're, they're, they're not. They're boiled. They're boiled.

And that's what, and that's what gets me right. Like, I love comedy. Explain. He's my, he is my favorite YouTuber. Sure. And, um, for me, it's like, look, Rob, you could, you could, you could, you could. I don't think this makes you a, uh, a cocoon or, or, or anything crazy. but you need to understand that like these people are just insidious people like truly and actually they are and you could be like you followed them and I I do not deny that there are people that I followed in a past that could be huge pieces of shit that are tweeting shit actively that I'm just not seeing on my feed because I might have muted them or I feel like a thousand people right now I don't know I I follow people that I argue with all the time and like I might not agree with them but I try to actively unfollow people that I see that are active.

saying and doing shit that I don't agree with. I do the maintenance on my feet. I try to. I'm sure people slip through the cracks though. But the fact that he follows them in general is like, look, Rob. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin,

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. fought. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. This is not a good look. I guess. This is not a good look. But at the same time, it's not peris. I'm not parissocial enough to be like you hate black people. It's like he's a black man with a black wife. I get it.

You know? It reminds me of like back in the day when I would get, like, I've been, I've had this criticism love it to me. And I just like, I just, I don't know if I value it really. Like it's like, following. It's like, I feel like it's a very high school mentality. This is more of the mentality I just talked about where it's like what you do now is instead of being like, hey, I don't like what you're following. And like, hey, Rob, look into these people you're following because they are, they do spot a lot of hyperdicate.

You go and you attack somebody with this performative liberalism and then it pushes them down a dead bad pipe. Sure, sure. This is what happens every time. It's different, I guess, for people who are political because like, I guess if you, if, you know, if you're following people and we do a show and we just constantly talk shit about it, you know, you know, we're vocal. So I guess there's a difference there, I suppose, whereas he's like he just kind of follows them and just doesn't really say anything. It's, it's, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't say if I was a fan or if I knew about any of this, I wouldn't let it go so easily from my perspective. Oh, no, I'm not, I'm not like, I'm very distraught about it. I know there's a lot of people that would probably be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if he came out with a good explanation, right?

If he was just like, like, like what you said, oh, man, I'm muted these guys a long time ago. But the thing, and then this would be kind of my thing. I'm like, okay, why did you mute him? Like was it because they were annoying or maybe you disagree with what you're saying, but the idea is like... But I also acknowledge you, you can follow people and they don't pop up on your feet exactly the most, you know? Well, people follow a lot of people. So of course that could happen. Yeah. But the idea is, the idea is, especially when it comes to someone that critical drink or nerd rock or anything, these people got popular by being... Yeah, I've never, I've never seen them. I'm very active on a, I'm not active, but I absorb. I absorb a lot of content from the comic book space.

That's why it would literally, if somebody, if someone came after you, you, it wouldn't mean anything because you're just a person that's not, say, like I said, if you were a... I'm not an active creator in that space. You're not, that's the thing where it's like, you couldn't tell me, I'm not stupid enough to think that you don't know who the fuck these people are and what they do. They're fucking everywhere in that space. And I think he kind of said something.

They're everywhere in that space. He was like, when I was younger, my father told me you have to understand both sides of the argument. And it's like, look, I don't necessarily agree with that. I think I am I'm not looking at what white supremacists say online Because I know it's not gonna It's not going to come from a place of any logistical means

It's going to be just bigoted I've already seen white supremacist talk about I know what fucking these people are about it They're not gonna surprise me Yeah they're not gonna be like and you know what I think the brown coat laws are bad I'll be like what the fuck where this they're never gonna hear that from one of them I'm like no I hate people

There's this one white supremacist's podcast that I listen to where he just, he constantly, like, all he's doing is juggling. He's juggling and he's, and he's, uh, he's just saying the whites will rise again, the whites will rise again. Just like these balls are doing as I throw them in the air. Just like these balls are doing as I, this is, yeah, and it's that for six hours. Yeah. You know, I learned how to juggle very slightly for a little bit and then I haven't done it again since then.

I was able to juggle. Why did you learn how to juggle? Why? Because I figured it out. We just curious one day. I was like, can I learn how to juggle? And I did it for like, can you learn how to juggle three balls? And I was like, that's cool.

And I was like, that's cool. learn how to What do you mean? It's like, can I learn how to play the drums? Well, well, yeah,

but it's like, can I sit down and really figure this out? Some people are born jugglers. Ah. I was like, can I really figure this out or is like an actual talent

to have? And I was like, oh no, it's not a talent. It's just like, well, talent can have you pick it up seamlessly or you work at it.

Derek, Derek, Derek, clearly I'm dumb and I tried to juggle and I was like, oh, I can do this. And everybody was probably like, yeah,

duh, you have simple hand-eye coordination. It's not, and swords. Yeah. You know? You can get there. Probably take you

fucking many, many hours. Many, many years. Several swords falling to my body. Yeah. Yeah, because you have the

sharp as humanly possible. Sharpens swords first. Three balls. I'm ready for this. Ridgulous. Jello Rodin. Jello rode in. Jellaroden.

Do you all see Tommy McGuire's dating a 20-year-old woman? Great. Any age gap more than 10 years is strange to me. Five. And this is a 30-year gap. He's fucking arbitrary

to me, Yeah, that's arbitrary. At a certain point, like I'm at a certain point. Yes, at a certain point, what's that point for you? I think past 25, I think it's fine. I think there's no weird nature of it. I think past 25 is fine. I think past 30 it's objectively. Like, there's none. Oh, yeah. If you're, if you're like 70 and you're dating like a 31 year old, like good for you. You both know what you're doing. Whatever. I don't know what you as a 31 year old want with a fucking 70 year old. Is it strange a little bit, but whatever. I think it's all like, I think setting arbitrary rules is fucking stupid, but like, I just think like,

Derek, but at the end of the day, all of those rules are arbitrary and we kind of need them sometimes. Well, they're not arbitrary. There's laws and then there's arbitrary bullshit. So we follow the laws. Well, they were until we just were like, okay, there's a reason. And this is what we believe. Now some people will argue that, well, because of your brain to being developed,

we should push it up more. And then say if they did, for example, it's like there's a reason. It's no longer arbitrary. It's not random. So, but what I'm saying is past that since we, abide by these rules, especially in this country. Especially where we grew up, New York and California where it's 18.

16 in New York, actually. Oh. Or 17? 17? Oh, well, fuck me. That's true. That's whatever. I had that whole problem in school. It was a 16 year old and a 17 year old. Okay. I thought, my bad. Excuse me. I remember going to college at 17. Okay. And it wasn't like, you know, I see. All right. Well, like, but again, generally. Generally, it's, even, most people think it's 18. Even I learned after that, like, there's 17 and 16 around the country. I didn't even know that.

But my point being that's like, all right, whatever. I think it's what if somebody's like, because like you said, like if someone's like, Tom McGuire is dating a 20 year old, that's crazy. But I'm like, if he was 80 and she was like 40, you wouldn't care. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? I think it does because of the fact that for me personally, I think of it, the difference between a 17 year old and a 20 year old is not that vast. Sure.

Truly. It's really not that vast of a difference, you know? I guess, but I just think it's all like... So that's where my brain comes into it. That is where my old brain always goes to it. That's where I was thinking about it's like, but she's 18. It's like, yeah, but what is really that difference in 18 or a 17 year old? Or it's 18 year old and a 16 year old.

It could literally be a day. It could literally be a day. No, no, no, no, no. But like, like, mentality wise, it's not. Yeah, I know. I'm just saying. But it's like, that's always weird for me where it's like, this is, that's strange. But in the same way, it's like...

And that's why I stay away from that kind of gap where I can imagine. I can imagine. I, this is over there. I'm over here. I personally, I just don't like, I think it's fine to feel weirded out by somebody, but I'm not going to spend any energy if it's like above the rules of the thing

because I'm like, I'm like, I'm not spending any energy being mad about this or whatever. I feel like it's strange. I can side eye somebody. We can side of people all we want. You know, like, yeah, yeah. aside Leonardo Cabrio. It's not actively illegal.

I agree with that. Yes. That's kind of how I feel about it. There's a side eye. That's kind of weird. Also, just like, dude, she can't even drink yet. That's crazy. Like that to me is like,

Like at least at least 21 you know what I mean 21 like at least you can go to a bar That is a good like thing Personally like right now like if I if me would Somehow separate through some fucking Whatever ridiculous means And to be fair the drinking thing is the drinking rule is arbitrary Also the 21 is stupid

Yeah I agree yeah I agree It's all stupid to me it's like if you can die in the army at 18 You should be able to fucking drink Yeah it's kind of crazy For me it's like a For me it's a pattern thing Yeah it's weird If you have if you're like you know

Of a certain age or whatever and you're always 1,000% seeking out like oh 1920 you know for sure that to me is a lot weirder than just like because you're just doing this to stay legal so you don't get in trouble but you would go younger

if you could probably it's like what's name um um Shannon Sharp yeah he clearly is he's in his 50s and he's clearly trying to date around the barely legal thing and what makes that worse is he has a daughter that's older than that

quite a bit I just saw him I just before you got here I was like scrolling and I saw a video of him interviewing somebody. Yeah. And he was like, he was interviewing somebody and the guy was like, yeah, if you rape a kid, you're gonna die. You know, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna kill you. There's Kevin Gates. Was that, who it is?

Kevin Gates. And then he, and Sean, I was like, why is that, why is that on you? What do you mean? Getting weird, weirdly defensive about it. And he was like, I thought that's up to him to decide or whatever. God. And I'm like, why are you on this? That is a weird thing to be saying. Especially you, Shannon. You don't say that.

You don't say that, Shannon. You don't say that. That video is crazy. It's one of those things that's like, even if you're in your hearts of hearts, you believe some weird shit. Why are you on your podium saying? That's crazy. You're on. Because for me, right, it's like I don't believe I'm the one that should judge anyone's life other than my own.

That's my belief, right? What the fuck are you talking about? That's not true. I don't think I should have final case in anyone's living or dying. I don't believe that. That's a different thing. That's not what you said. Sorry.

Sorry, that's what I meant the ultimate judge. I mean that's fine. That's fine. I get it. That is what it is. I can disagree with somebody and that's judging. Yes. Sure.

Yeah. But I'm not the one to decide someone lives or dies. That's just not my place. I never want that ability. I had a really intense desire to throw eggs at you just now. Like egg, like so many eggs. That's interesting. I'm still talking though.

So like I was saying, that's what I would say. But at the same time, it's like, that's probably one of the few times where I'm like, let's put this, this attempted moral high ground. I try to stay at away. and let's get active, which a lot of people should be doing right now. I'm completely fine with being judge jury executioner, man. I'm not. I think I honestly feel like it's like the one positive thing I'll say about myself

because I hate talking about myself in a positive way. It sounds stupid. But I think I have a good judge of character enough to where I'm like, I think I figured out who should be dead immediately. I think society would be on board with my bened. Anevling dictator brain. Speaking of dead immediately, is Mitch McConnell dead? He's getting there, but he's still not.

No, because he's in the hospital. He had like a thing. He's in the hospital, but like he's been kind of gone. He said he checked to the hospital for the flu. The guy, the dog at that age, might as well be like evaporated. You guys have never watched Dawson's Creed or know what that show is. James Vanderbeek. Yeah, he died.

He had colon cancer. Who is that? You don't know James Vanderby? I saw this guy trending. I saw this guy. No, no, I know Dawson's Creek. I've never. You do?

Yeah, I don't want to wait I've watched I've seen I've never watched Dawson's Creek I've watched You had sisters Yeah I didn't watch Dawson's Creek I'm aware of it

Yeah so I know I'm aware of it I remember the theme song The theme song I remember thinking it was catchy I was a kid Yeah But And certainly not anymore Them in that fucking boat

But I remember that show so fucking well God damn it But yeah That show was like Moody's point to me You know what I mean Like from the Amanda show It's that kind of show

So I saw all these things going around on the internet. It's like, oh, RIP, James Vanderbik, all these celebrities coming out. And I'm like, who is this? True, he's, okay, one of my favorite movies of all time. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink, shake.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Varsity Blues. Oh, shit, yes. I fucking love that movie. He's in varsity blues. He's the main. Does you play the blues? He's, he's, uh, his name is

varsity blues. Right. Yeah. No, that movie, dude, I'm telling you this movie is so much better. There's no way I've seen it. This movie is so underrated. Even if you're, if you're someone who doesn't like stupid football movies. It's just a nice representation of a small Texas town of how fucked up they are on all drugs. Like the fucking coach is severely raised to the point at John Voight

which is so humble. Yeah, that's funny. And the simple... Dude, you want to talk about symbolism. People like talking about I make fun of people that they shovel it shitty symbolism and it's like they think it's deep and it's fucking dumb. The first time you see John Voight in it,

he's quieting down the pep rally and he's going like this and it's fucking awesome. Because it's like you are, You're like, oh, this guy. I get it. And it's just like in a football movie. Yeah, I've heard people.

I've heard people hype this movie up. But it sounds to me like I'm just hearing another Michael Jackson. Like, that's, that to me. It's like, I'm just hearing. It's another Hans Zimmer. Yeah. It's like, okay. Yeah, you know, Hans Zimmer, Michael Jackson, trash.

That's right. Speaking of that, not Keith David wrote. He says, hello, seven out of tens. Going back to, going back to Tofer's Hans Zimmer hate, I wanted to get, I just wanted to bring up the Pirates of the Garibian score. No way in hell that isn't some of the tightest shit in cinema and I will not stand for the slander. He likes it. It's fine.

I feel like actually, you know what you know why I like that the Parts of the Garibbean song is because like I swear to God I heard that exact thing on a on like a $10 cashio keyboard like pre-programmed into it. Oh. So I thought it was kind of cool that he was that lazy. That he just stole from some Japanese man that programmed into the keyboard. Yeah. Because how does the Pirates of the Caribbean? can go again? I don't know, Chris, let's see. I actually genuinely can't hear it. No, no, no,

let's just give a try. But, but, but, is that? That's part of it. No, that's gladiator. No, that's, dun, dun, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, that's, it sounds very similar. Oh, interesting. However, I'm pretty sure that's a part of it. No, no, no, that's, that's, dude, I'm, I'm the gladiator king. It's my favorite movie, well, okay. So, I will admit, I will concede that that was very gay that I said that. That whole era of time is homosexual. Who cares? Me!

Bara-a-d-d-a-r-ram-b-brer-a-d-bram-pbar-a-d-da-a-da-a-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dun. That shit is good. It's great. To the point where, like, I even question if he wrote it. No, you are so good at discrediting. people. You should really become a politician, man. I could have done it I could have done it. You would fucking

be... I could have done it. I just I don't think I really have it in me. You'd be as all your friends, but you'd be like, you'd be really rich probably. So you know, like you'd go for it. I think I would just be in the FC file. Why? Because I just feel like I would have that luck. I feel like I would actually be like, oh, is that a

private plane? Cool. And I'd been there like you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? I don't think I would have got on Epstein's ship because I'm just, I'm too scared of planes. I do. I agree. I genuinely were like, oh, private jet. No, I'm good. I'll just catch, I'll catch you in a building in New York one time you shoot through. I don't even like, I don't even like flying in heavily regulated safe planes, let alone like some guy like, hey, watch this. Speaking of planes, I saw send help. Oh, you did? That movie is hilarious, dude.

Dude, it's great. There's one scene in that movie that is so crazy that the fact that the movie didn't kind of just end there for someone is like, oh no, I'm out of here now. Yeah. That's it. It's a good movie. It's really good. I really highly recommend that. I almost watched it last night.

Good movie. Yeah. It's really fun. They never fuck. That's the best part of them. They'd never do that. Joey Jojo Shabbadoo is fun with Simpsons. And he has the picture of him too.

Cool. I've never seen that. Chris, have you seen a cuff of Simpson's where it's like, oh my God, I missed the chili thing. And he passed. And then he collapsed. I love that. You've seen this, right? And he starts turning green.

The videos of Homer Simpson collapsing on the ground and bleeding out in the middle of like famous Simpson scenes. I think it's like my favorite thing that I'm in that one, particularly because he just panics to death. He's amazing. I didn't go to the gym. Oh, no, Marge. I didn't go to the day. I'm sorry. The chili cook off.

Like someone pulled his head. into the floor. I'll read this just because this is a quick. This isn't even a question, but like I meant to address this. Yeah. Purpose.

Uh, running over butterflies when mowing. Jesus. Good, good guy. What a good guy. Wrote in, he says,

the Super Bowl was completely made for Chris, holy shit, Green Day and Lady Gaga Bad Money Puerto Rican celebration. I'm so sorry. 50,000 likes on that Jeopardy N-Wark clip. That shit is great.

Here's what I've noticed. I posted that really late. in the night because for whatever reason anything that's like... I was the first like on it. Anything that's edgier like that? Yeah. I've noticed if it's like...

Because I did the same thing with the last job but you think. And I think another thing where like we used to be N-word in the in the in the clip. If you put for some reason at night, that shit goes crazy because all the degenerate people who can't sleep the dark they're cracking up and then they're sharing it in like a fit of like delirium. So it seems like it worked. Okay.

I didn't think it would. I was like, I had an idea like maybe that would work. Turns out it's working. I was the first like I'm pretty sure on it. I saw it. This is crazy. Patreon. If you want to see extra extra ammo, there's a premium show.

There's a premium show. We did another Jeopardy where Sweene lazily fucking. It's a killer though. It has some killer moments in it. It's a killer. Imagine how many more you could have had if you actually put more than 10 seconds into it. I actually don't think it would have been as good. I think I would have really thought about stuff and you guys would have not got it.

And I would be like, damn, this is really embarrassing. These are kind of simple things. Anyway, yeah, he says The Super Bowl was completely made for Chris Green Day, Lady Gaga and Bad Bunny Puerto Rican celebration Yeah, if all they needed Was like a Master Chief running around It would have been perfectly for that

Which would have made no sense, but like whatever Oh yeah, I forgot that Green Day opened up Yeah, they did it even though. Oh yeah They look so weird because like they look kind Like they look the same but also older They look like feigning youngness to me Yeah, you guys are not young anymore

Freaking Armstrong is like 53 or something like that It's not that old That's not Is he 50? I thought he was like in his 60s. I don't know. I don't know. I would imagine he's in his like mid-50s.

I don't know. He's in his early 50s. I'm pretty sure he's 53. I checked it. I have no. I could be wrong. I literally have no idea. So yeah,

I don't know. But yes, seeing them be older is weird to me because I remember them being young. I'm going to show you something real quick. But they weren't they weren't really even that young. Yeah. You said you checked it out.

Yeah. But they weren't really young when I was born. Exactly. They were like a young adult. when I was born. So it's fucking crazy. This is really cool. Before you go on,

I like that, dude, this is a crazy word of mouth. Somebody that was, um, listened to the show, told their friend, like,

check out this podcast. She became a fan. And for his birthday, she drew, um, she gave from a package and drew. Yeah, I got to,

can I show this? Yeah, of course. Is there any, like, I don't think, I don't think it's just, it's just like a birthday package and she drew a fucking, uh, yo, that is so well done. That really bothers me. S-A. Sween.

That's a redraw. Yeah. It bothers me because that is not how I look. So there's a little bit of. No. I'm so much better looking to that. The process of it. I feel so offended.

So, uh, shout out to where you've lost some weight to. I just don't like that. It bothers me. Uh, bumble. Bumble Bree.0. She's the one I did it. Appreciate that. Hell yeah.

Shout out Bumble Bumble Bumble Brees. That's fucking so cool. That makes me upset. And then this guy, this guy shared this too, I think, because of N-word Rine. So Mason Parker, Wolverswween.

You look like a fucking retard. He looks. Why do you look at it? Dude, I'm not even joking. Like the eyes of it made it look like the Donnie Darko rabbit. It does.

Like at a glance, I'm like, what the fuck? That's not that buff. Are you sure? Are you sure about that? The fact you interrupted, are you sure? That's fucking crazy. Oh, my God.

Just a couple of things that I noticed in the... I like to check my, what do you call it? The reply? Diem's, yeah, your mention. Request. Every once in a while, there's some stuff in there. I was like, oh, cool. It's always me.

You guys have to be more animated. Be more animated when they choose you guys. Do you hear what you just yelled how passionately you care about the romance? being gay or whatever. That ain't me. They ain't drawn me. I didn't do anything. Look at that.

He's a fucking avatar. He's a fucking avatar. There's two in a row. There's two in a row. The green sweet one with you with like that hair, that's fake hair. That's so great. My hair is just huge. No, your hair is just like it's like.

What's his name? It's Brent. It's all Brendan Fraser. That fake Brendan Fraser. Sweet is the fusion of us? That image is insane. Sweeney Frazier. That was great.

All right. Let's see. Let's just do two quick ones and then we'll get the fuck out of here. Let's do it. Gromit, if they don't like us saying it, they wouldn't do the three fifths. And then it cuts off. I don't know. I don't even know what it could be.

That joke could have been struck a little better. It was close. It might have been. I can't even make a judgment on it. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. Because he's British. That didn't even happen.

Come back next time. But he says, the Olong wishing bit of the thing. At the end of 396 made me laugh so hard. I completely missed the bit about him getting in the car. Oh, wow. I'm caught in his car. So I rewineded the video to see what made Sweene lose his shit. And unfortunately, this was also the moment I decided to take a sip of my Dr. Pepper.

Long story short, I violently shot Dr. Pepper out, Dr. Pepper out my nose, almost vomited. And in the process, cleaned out my sinuses for the next six months. Dr. Preble'll do that, man. That was a great bit, man. That is, dude, the Oongoonicide is fantastic. It's the smile. Dude, I showed Lily the Gunasai. I guess she's been like on a kick of watching a podcast when she's at work now. So I showed her to Gunaside and I showed her Ulong.

And she was like, dude, I'm thinking of his little piggy arm on the fucking on the edge of the fucking door. And she was laughing until she was in tears. I just think that's such a like, charmingly smiling. It's great. It's the charming smile on a pig. It's on the pig who just wished. For somebody to be violently assaulted I forgot about that point

It's all very good And then he drives away and dies Like he's such a charming face Who did who is? Who did who is? Michael Sarah and Virginia Michael Sarah was assaulted by someone else Somebody else

I don't remember It's very dumb What power It was a great bit It was very happy that I've never seen you roll out of your chair like that It catoed him It was crazy

Yeah I love the idea of Because he has such a charming face He seems like a nice guy He's like, what are you doing here? And it's like, and literally was like, you think, you think, like, what happened here? I was like, I don't know. He drove off.

What's so good is that there some. The pet, he like snaps back into reality. He's like, oh, I shouldn't be doing this. It's there. I am conflicted about that because it just, when you actually think about it, because it's just funny, thinking of the guticide. But when I actually start thinking of this scenario, I'm like, what would cause a person to roll up smiling?

Like, there's like intent and like, you know that this is going to be a good experience. and then somehow just be like, oh no. Like it feels like, and obviously said there's no proof. It just feels like he got set up. It feels that way. I said the same thing. And I was like,

you guys need to stop. But they just, the reaction is so crazy. It feels like he's, it's a look of shock. Like it's like, oh, it's not going to work.

Hey, like this will be cool. We're going to do like a cool little sex thing. Like she roll up and then and then she has the reaction. What are you doing or whatever? And he just immediately, like, oh,

like, I clearly have been. I've been set up. And we'll never know his story. She's going to share this everywhere. I have a kid and a wife. I'm fucked. And then he goes and he drives into what a dune.

I don't know. What does he do? How does he drive right into an alleyway and blow his brain? He drives. He doesn't even fast. Like very discreetly like wait for the light. He turns a signal on. Yeah.

He's casually. He's murky. He's still smiling. He's thinking about where he's going to like how like where he's going to aim. Yeah. I'm going to kill myself in a few minutes. That's interesting. And it brings out like a gears of war fucking hand cammer.

The fucking. The rifle. Nice. He fucking brings out a Lancer. Touch through his seat, too. He cuts his seat in half too. He's already on the ground. It's been 10 years.

Nice. They're checking his body and he says nice and they jump back. It's like those like post-mortem spasms that bodies get apparently. I think those. some of the gases escaping from him. Nice. What if you were doing that, right? And you're like, you're like a morgue, right?

You know how the gas has come out? Yeah. And it's all of a sudden just screams the N-word and you're like, when energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints in a smooth, ready to drink, shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success. Vital Proteins. Stay vital.

Visit VitalProtene's.com and get started. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number

will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We were always open or a call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I mean, no one's going to believe you. No one's going to believe you, yeah. I hope everything's recorded, especially, um... I think they do record that stuff.

I think they have to because I heard about a lot of men fucking the bodies and stuff. Disgusting. Hey, man. Disgusting, man. What was that hey man? What was that? You can't predict.

I didn't log in. that the right way. I heard it and I was kind of like deflect. I'm not paying attention. Perry. Well, you know how it goes. It's only been seven hours. Ain't nobody in there. I'd be right. Free eats is free

you know. We're up right now. No harm, no foul. We are up right now. Can you even call a rape if nobody's home? Backboard. Backboard. COVID. it. Anyway,

all right, baby Hassan be like, this is the last, this is going to be the last question. Baby Hassan be like, back boy. Baby Hassan be like,

whoa, what, we, we're, we're, so stupid. That is dumb. Oh, shit.

But he writes, hello, plug, bliss and bis. Let's go. Don't even fucking. Don't even, don't you give me start.

Patreon to watch, watch the extra animal to understand that. What's your biggest pet peepieves. This one's more directed. We don't have to answer this. I just love this. This is a call out for me. This one's more directed at Chris. My biggest pet peeve is when somebody else has an issue that can be resolved easily but refuses to fix it. Can't remember the name, but there was a time where Chris refused to buy a $5 cable to access a hard drive because it would only be a one-time

use. At that point, it would bother me to the point where I would buy it for him. This feels like, this is why I feel like ADHD and autism were meant to clash. Let me tell you something. They're not trying to mean. It is Civil War. Let me tell you something. I still have not bought that cable. That's crazy. I still don't have it.

I'm the opposite. I buy them over and over. Just to lose them. Yeah, I keep losing them. He buy them just to put them in his drawer and they get combined into this mass of wires. It's a fucking rat cake, dude. I had to,

I've had to do that multiple times as little it's very, very cleanly to the point. It's very annoying sometimes. But I've had to unmas all the wires in my desk more than once. And I'm sure I felt something pull me. me one time when I was unmascing them. They're alive. Something dragged me in a droplet, but I was like, that's crazy.

Because like, there's nothing, there's no reason they should be that tangled. I don't know how they get that tingle by just sitting there. That's what's just crazy. Like, they're just sitting there. Is there like something going on? Entities. Is there magnetism?

There's, magnetism? Is there magnetism? I don't know. I don't know. I just keep asking until I get an answer. Until you get an answer. Is there?

Is it? I like that. It's good. But listen, the real thing, honestly, it's not just that cable. It's the fact that, like, This is an old hard drive. I can't remember if it needs like an AC adapter also to power. I really can't remember.

I feel like I type in the model and I'll tell you what you need. Actually, yes. I want to deal with that. You can actually describe the model online and it will find like to pull it up. That's two things now. You know what I mean? If it was just a case. How do you make doctor's appointments?

I don't. I'm going to do a doctor forever. You're literally, that's so great. You have so much cancer. I'm not, you're a grown up. If I learned that I have cancer, I have a,

so here's the thing. If I learned that I have cancer, I know that I would, I would not survive it. I agree. That's why I would immediately give up. I had a biopsy in my, my stomach and I have not called my doctor.

Because I'm like, I don't want to know. I don't know. One fact. Someone did a, depression. That's going to make me sicker. It's going to give it,

it's going to give it the cancer. If I'm willfully ignorant of the cancer, I'm going to do great. If I have cancer, If I somehow my doctor like intercepts me They would have called you back They would have called you back I'm wrong they would have been like

I think I'm going to calls forever I'm gonna ask one of you guys to Give me a Chelsea smile And then I'm gonna go to tattoo the Joker's shit on my face I'm just go a while Funny what you mean Well you know I'm just if I'm not gonna fight

I don't want to go to chemotherapy But that's terrible So I'm just gonna go crazy can turn to a Joker. I'm gonna go find Obama. Derek, beat him up. That's crazy.

Derek's biopsy was actually done by a man, Doug taking me a camera to the head of his very erect penis. And he actually butt-fucked Derek so hard and deep that he was like,

oh, you're fine up there. Yeah. And then fucking pulled the camera off and threw it at his face. What's crazy? It's a DSLR. That's nuts. It was a fucking one of those canons.

It was a Canon 70s. It was a 35. You were on a conference. Dude, I have a memory of waking up and struggling during the procedure. Maybe that's what happened. And he slapped him in the back of the head. Hard turned him back off. Shut the fuck off.

They said they used fint. Now, he just beat the piss out of me. They beat his ass. They put fent in his unconscious body. Here, become a drug addict, pussy. It's so stupid. They locked him in a completely dark room so he thought he was asleep. And the guy came in with a psychedelic lighting to confuse him

Oh man I hate that fucking amnesia shit they give you dude Yeah, it's like I pissed me off that I only I remember bits and pieces of what happened That shit doesn't work on me The one time I got like my fucking ribs were doing When they had to realign them after I broke my ribs They had to put more than they needed to in me

Because I'm a strong What do you mean more ribs? No they had to put they had They gave me more Anastened than they thought was center ribs. I have, I have 48 ribs.

You know those like old, double armored ribs? I like to imagine it's like those, do you remember like, you'd go over to people's house and they would have like, kind of like a Lego chest? Yeah.

They dig into like a, oh, there's some ribs here. Some ribs. You need some extra ones. Oh, we got some. They don't match it all. We got some ox ribs. We got some.

That's crazy. My rib cage just shut it out. You're fucking, your chest is. I had eight ribs. I thought you were here for the, you were here for the, you were here for the ape ribs.

Done to me! We left your regular ribs into we realligned your regular ribs and put in ape ribs. Yeah, we put it, we put it. That's what you were here for, right? It says on the page that it says, oh no, it said flip it to the pages. Just hospital care. Oh, sorry. Oh, it says blood work.

Blood. Whoops. Oh, I switched the blood work and the ox affirming surgery. Yeah. And their fucking nurses, like, we don't do that here. Oh, yeah, we don't do the, we also don't do reversals of surgeries. Yeah, so this all sales are final You're a freak now, have fun with that

You're a freak You're like, you're like, oh So you don't you don't want us to continue Should we at least like, you know, close your fucking I'm still open They're emerging They're actively emerging out of my fucking You can see your heart beating

Should we at least close you up? Because it's so far underneath the rib It's so far away from the rim We're going to have to break the empty space. We're going to have to break the ribs again. We're going to have to break the ribs again. Oh, my God. You feel so much pressure building all the time.

You get on a plane. You're like, oh. God, what a stupid premise. Don't go to doctors, man. It's real, though. What happened? That's why I don't go to doctors, by the way. That's crazy.

What's your good is Pepi, actually? I don't know. Oh, man. I'm not talking about you. I'm sorry. Not rudely. Not rudely, actually. Sorry, sorry.

I do think, yeah, I don't know whatever. I'm sure I have a million of them. Mine is people telling me to do things after I'm already about to sit down. That shit really triggers me, dude. That's always a fun one. That shit triggers me. And that's all Lily does. It makes me so crazy.

And I know it's not because she's doing it insidiously and I've come to terms of that. It's just genuinely her brain works as like, you're about to sit down. Oh, I remember I need something. And it's like, why? No, why? I say be courteous and give me a minute. Tell me later's and not fuck up my little rest time that I'm having right now. When I was raised by an old person, and I think that's why it bothers me so much.

Because my grandmother hated that shit. So she bred me into not doing other people. She bred you. I was thinking that too. Sorry, she reared me. Much better. Much better. Yeah, she reared me.

Much better. Much better. I love that term. People don't like saying that, but like, that's what you're doing. Yeah, I know. It's just because a lot of child rearing going on. has a lot of... Oh.

There's a lot of material to work with when you say that. That's why. Yeah, there's a lot of negative material. You can just say, you know, raised, you know,

people would understand that to you. From the dead? Yes. I guess you could go there, too. Yeah, I'm an ass. My grandma raised me.

Oh, from the dead? My grandma killed me. She killed me. No, she didn't kill me. Don't put that on her, but she did raise me from the dead.

But she does know the person that kills me, but she is a necromancer. She does know the person that killed me. Nobody killed me. You tumble off a fire escape. probably. Hey man, I healed. I realized if I died, she was like, wait, give me a second. Mertos, Mertos, no more. No more. No more. Vettos no more creale is a Niño Negro. I'm like a man. I stand up. Whoa. Thanks for those Spanish words, grandma.

I'm back. I'm going to go to a daddy Yankee concert now. nah nah nah nah the fact that he's like a christian now is hilarious oh is he how do you say i should have taken more lives in spanish uh i don't know how to say taking spanish yeah lives is uh is nestos you guys are pathetic porto regis we're no we're portar we are portar we're not his take but i think that's for photos don't they not specifically did not i think did not as take actually is it but like is that is that the same thing is take a life because you know how like certain words have different contexts you're gay dena did not his take I understand. We're going to get on. We're going to read the names now. Our patrons. It's okay. Count me down.

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We've run your biometric scan, and we've determined that you're gay. You've been wearing our watch for a long time. And we've been able to see your vitals. That is more insane than you understand. We've been able to see your vitals. And it's not even really about your vitals. It's more about you wearing the watch as often as you have. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You wear the Apple Watch a lot, which makes you gay, according to them. Huh? Whenever I go on my long walks, I bring my watch. So I don't many steps I take. Interesting. Chris sprinting. Chris sprinting in the dark naked.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow Dan Morgan from Morgan from Morgan from Morgan's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show.

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pre-com, throwing a hot calzone at a cyborg on cybersan. The dead spider. How about that prick's face when he saw the gag? watching a J-O-I and realizing I've been doing it wrong for 30 years. I don't know, bro. What is that?

I don't know. I don't know. Okay. All right. I wasn't expecting this. You said Easter Island. I was like, okay.

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For sure. God damn! Look up NosePass His first version. His first version is the Easter Island Head. Oh, so he evolves into anti-Semitic caricature. He evolves into something that would offend a lot of people in New York, yes.

I've never fucking... That's crazy. I swear to God I've never seen that image of my life. It was more like a penguin at first. Oh, really? Nosepass? Yeah, he's like East Island head, but it says feet. cute little penguin kind of thing.

That's Easter Island head, literally. It has orange. It doesn't really long. Their heads? Yeah, they're long and they're more like not rectangular, but like, very stoic. I think that's what he's supposed to be a mention of. At least at first, that one is. Do you know what Easter Island is? I know. Have you been on the plane to Easter Island? No. No, have you?

No, I don't even know what they were. That's definitely disrespectful. It's just like, it's just, all you get to, like, if he had the curls on the side, it'd be over. It'd be over, yeah. They probably, that was in the rough draft, and they were like, listen. Knowing Japan, hell yet was.

Knowing, like, who we are, you would draw it on their laugh and take it off and then release the final version. No, no, in Japan. Probo pass, used steel. Provo badge. He just promises. He takes your item from you.

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That is old guard. That is old-guarded Jewish people. That's like, that's, that was my great grandma saying that. You're in the original. We're in the original. We're in the Ashkenazi. We're in the European. Yeah, the European. The ones that white supremacists think they're not the same as them, you know, even though they're all from fucking Europe. I always thought it was funny that Ashkenazi has Nazi in it.

I love that. I love how. To me, I'm like, you can't make this shit up. The ones that have Tais and release, but not really as much as the people that are there, but they're the ones that dominate the country. And it's like really uncomfortable because the people that are there have

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

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Or The people that they Really should probably spend the least time Actually focusing on Relative to the worst offenders Yeah, it's crazy. Like the president that they worship. That last batch is Fenderbeak, bug.

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I mean, being mentioned a million times is. Crazy. No, that's what I'm saying. It is, it is crazy. That is insane. Yeah. Not to mention actively, we have information of them being. They're best friends.

It's not even, it's not even a question really. That's the whole thing. Like it's not even like a, it's not even like a, like, oh, we know. To do the due diligence. Not they, not that like, oh, they know each other. Oh, I've met him. Like, no, he actively said, oh, that's like my, that's my nigga. Did you see, um, did you see the thing where like, Hillary Clinton and, uh, uh, what is it,

a bill? Yeah. They're trying to do like a live. They want to do like a live testimony. Well, they're actually being, well, they're being forced to. Yeah. They're trying to move. They're trying to move them out of the Democratic Party on purpose.

They're actually like, we're like, we'll do this. And they were having reasonable demands. And like, they're being like, oh, no. Because, you know, the whole. We know what this is for. Right. But I was saying, like, they wanted to do it live. And then they were like, no, we can't do it.

Yeah. They had reasonable demands. It's crazy. It's just like the whole thing, like, oh, we have to do things behind closed doors because certain things that'll make. They don't want anybody to look bad, so they want to do, like, testimony behind closed doors. Things can be recorded. It's that same shit.

Same thing. Most of my, I was fucking kids. So was he, though. They'll be like, get me, but get him too. And be like, my nigga. That's it. My nigga. I used to come in my saxophone and Trump would drink it out.

Drink it out. We'd poured on a newborn. We'd bite the newborn's flesh raw. And then we, then we'd suck me. He'd suck me to talk me to completion again. Yeah. I'd be like, can you stop sucking me? I'm trying to fuck this little girl.

And he's like, no, stop paying attention to the little. He can't give you what I can give you. My mouth is way stronger than that little bitch. My mouth is crazy. It's the best math. It kills that girl so I can have Bubba all to myself. Put that girl in a blender. I love you, Bubba. Blababababab.

And then flatten that woman with a steamroller, please. Well, shit, he killed all the girls, so I guess I got to get head from Trump. I guess I got no choice. I got no choice. Either that or Hillary. I'm bricked. I'm bricked up. She's all teeth.

I'm bricked up. Literally. it's insane. It's like even in her throat there's teeth It's unbelievable It's fucking scary She's like a fucking

That bitch got a mall I'm all gums baby I'm literally just gums My teeth are Deter since I was before My teeth are just white gums That's crazy White gums

White hanging gums Yeah Look they bend all weird Ew It's like sheets of like You know how I'm imagining it? It's like, you know when you eat like pizza and it's really hot? And there's like that, that sometimes it burns your mouth.

And there's like that. Oh, yeah. Like, I'm thinking that thing. Like, it might as well be a fucking flag waving. Candice Owens gives me boners. Oh, good for you. Yeah. I can't find her attractive.

I can't, I can't co-sign that entirely. But I've seen clips where I'm like, I understand where people would get sucked in here. In certain angles I see, I'm like, oh, she's an attractive one. but you know she should be punched though you know right yeah uh sorry i can't i had a burrito tony soprano playing mario card 64 one-handed she brings that does happen she brings down women in general for me especially black woman makes me sad makes me sad she's like black women that did nothing still some the same place with my grandma's from it that makes me so sad because that's my favorite place in this take it out on them your favorite place is st thomas yeah it's a pretty

space I think. Crazy. That is the, you know, it's crazy. That is like the hub of all this. St.

Thomas, no. Yeah. Little St. James is a different place. No, no, no, you understand. Little St.

James, I understand what you're saying, but for a long-ass time, St. Thomas has been like a prime hub for that. Well, they traffic them through to get to there probably. That makes sense. Well,

no, I mean, that was just where Jeffrey Epstein was. Really? In St. Thomas? It's kind of like, you know, if you live in Brooklyn,

you live there because you're closed in Manhattan. I guess that means. That's kind of it. Like St. Thomas was the Manhattan for that. That's crazy. It's such a beautiful place. That makes sense why the fucking rich asses. It's on assuming.

You wouldn't think like, oh, there's probably not a lot of rape happening. No, it's like, oh, these people are in these Dutch named places, you know,

dancing in folklorityless. You know, like they're not gonna. That makes me so sad. That makes my heart so much. The person I love the most is attached to two fucking horrible things. We are.

At least Puerto Rico's kind of nice, I guess. Yeah. Jake Paul lives there. Yeah, they both live there. They both live there. They both live there.

And they have the nerve. And he had the nerve. Even his brother was like, you're tripping, my nigga, which is insane. Yeah, but that was like, I feel like, they're all performing. WWU was like, you know, say something. We can't be openly racist. We want Bad Bunny back on here eventually. So say something.

And he was like, you have to help us out. Yeah, didn't he say something like, guys, I love Bad Bunny. I don't know what happened to my Twitter last night. He's fucking, just being a little weasily bitch after that. I hate that. Yeah, it's fucking annoying. His fan base doesn't care. Anyone that likes him already likes pieces of it.

They definitely thought that was based. Yeah. Heath watching Venezuela from a Japanese talk about Gids, the real Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, welcome. Small pussy. Derek and his classmates taking turns kicking a kid in the balls. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

Darth Jarjar, Massagona Rapa Yusa. That's fucking crazy. They did Dark Jarja. I would have been so lit. So stupid, but so fucking lit. Marathon. Go ahead. Speak a little Chinese form, Derek.

I love it. That's what. That's probably the most iconic fucking Comtown bit. Speak a little Chinese one. Speak a little Chinese from Derek, the fucking Derek Chauvin's lawyer. You got to listen to it.

It's such a stupid fucking fun bit. I think I have seen that somehow. Speak a little Chinese from Derek. It's so funny. Hey, guys, check out this Pokemon. Don't be shy. Come on. You killed the motherfucker on camera.

It's so funny. That's, yeah. Hey, guys, check out this Pokemon that reminds me of my dad. It's Coney 2012. I miss Cody That was a fun time That was a fun Because I remember that guy

He like went crazy The guy in San Diego And he was like Beating his dick or something He came on The director or something Right Yeah

The brown guy right Yeah He's a white guy I think he's white as fuck You think the director Of Cody 2012 Was a brown person I cared because I thought

It was a brown person I know it's not a brown person I care It's very funny Like wasn't that That was a South Park thing Right They made fun of it

Yeah What was this song. It was like, I don't remember the song. Oh, man, what the fuck? It was like a big song. I don't know. My brain's not right on. I was stroking my meat down in San Diego or something like that. I was, uh, I was, uh, I was, I was, you naked masturbating in San Diego or something like that. I was making fun of people, um, the, that were participating in sharing that shit. Because even so of my conscious friends got wrapped in a middle. I'm like, you're fucking stupid.

You're a dumb person. Like, you really think this like, I don't know. I, I, I, I try to be nice and then sometimes I'm like I was in high school during that. You still get like roped in yeah dumb fucking shit like I saw that I was like maybe that's really I remember feeling bad I was like you know what I did I didn't give a shit I shared a picture of a Coney you know a hot dog like a like a like a fucking nice little chili dog from like a Coney Island type of

and people were like that's a good looking dog and I'm like thanks man and that was my contribution because I was like that's what I think of this fucking movement yeah you're gonna end up naked jacket jacket and San Diego That's right. The fact that that was from the Coney thing is hysterical. I love South Park.

I love how they're usually hit, but the misses are hilarious. I love their misses. It reminded me of like, because I'm pretty sure that nigga's dead. And because that's based, uh, Connie. No, that was the whole thing. We're like, I'm pretty sure he's dead. And they're just like, it reminded me of a bin Laden. We're like, we killed him.

We did it. I'm like, that nigga was dead. He was on dialysis for years. And he was just surviving on dialysis in some random cave or some shit. That nigga died. And they did a raid. They did a fake photo op where Hillary Clinton's going, you've seen the fucking administration.

They're like, you know, like Obama's like, and then I'm like, this is the fakes thing I've ever seen my fucking life. And then people went out in the streets and celebrated, he's dead, yeah. And I'm like, I can't fucking believe this country. I can't believe this country. It's so stupid. Literally ICE was in a corner like, not ICE,

African Al-Qaeda, or no, ISIS was like, we got something for you. I thought that hit the run back. Don't worry. I thought the theory was that he wasn't dead. no he was absolutely dead I think he was already dead He was fucking

That was this conspiracy there though right No probably was a surprise Well that's a weird one to be like He still Because the thing is like If you were following it He was a very sick person at the time He was on dialysis

How do we know that His doctor? Yeah His Osama bin doctor Was like Oh doctor bin Laden Oh doctor bin Laden That's much better

And he was like hey My my my patients But no But really though It was Just like the whole idea of people not knowing how connected he was to the CIA under Tim Osmond running the being a part of the Mujahideen you know controlled by is a big new business game that shit is really

all the stuff like that like the whole he was like a fucking American operative for a why that's why I say what that's why it's so sad to see what Alex Jones morphed into because he used to talk about real shit like that he'd be like oh everything's all fucked up Bush is fucked up this fucked up and then as soon as he started making too much money shitting on Obama he never went back yeah because then it was just like oh all the racists are now joining and they're giving me a ton of money. Sorry, Barry. That's essentially what happened, because then all of a city started making shit up.

Oh, the fucking, the governor of Hawaii said that there is no long form fucking birth certificate. I'm like, he didn't. Busamani never said that. He did. He just making shit up. And I was like, this is crazy. Phone calls are fake. And then, there was people that were on, they were in fucking Libya at the time, on the ground, watching everything happened.

Alex Jones is making shit up and he's arguing with a guy on his show. I'm literally there. That's in Tripoli. And he never invited him on again. That's crazy. And I was like, this fucking, I was just like, I can't do it anymore. How would you feel? So how would you feel this is a real thing?

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prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you.

We find out, how would you feel if we find out that every phone call was fake? Like, we don't have the technology to do phone calls. And what it is, it's actually like the government just knows you so well. And they relate it to another person. No, no, not even. It's just, it's literally them just predicting what they think your friends would. would say to you on the phone. But then what happens when you encounter your friend afterwards and they know what you said?

They get the, they get a reverse call. That is so much more work than probably phones are in general now. You think so? To maintain a phone now, that's probably more work. Listen, how do you know?

I don't. I would believe it because I still have a hard time believing that, uh, just how we could transfer fucking, um, audio through wires. Yeah. They're, even like,

you never tried to scream through a wire? Impossible. The idea of the idea of what we're doing right now. Even though I fully understand it, I still feel like it seems magical. I understand it just because I've looked it up and I've smart people have explained it to me thoroughly. And I'm like, okay, I get it. I get how our microphone works. Still seems crazy to me.

It does feel kind of. It's waves, right? Well, everything's waves. Well, yeah, but I think the idea is that waves recorded via this up to satellites and satellite to interpret them and bring it and send it right back down to the other device for them to hear it. Right? Isn't that how it? Well, okay, if you're talking about modern cell phones. Yeah.

This fucking nerd. Going into science, who cares? Hitting it from the back until the eyes pop out. Bongwater Enema. Megardath. No, why'd you say that? Because I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care. About meagre death. Megar death. Check out this Pokemon. It looks, oh, I read that already. Horror. Horror, horrors. Hmm.

Horrors beyond your comprehension. Fuck you for spelling it that way, you be easy shit. Cosmo Wanda. Cosmo Wanda, I wish for Michael Serra to rape Buccina dynamic. Nice. On it, Timmy! Oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah, give it up, yeah.

That's crazy. Who are you? Cosmo, Wanda, why? He knows them? He's on a first-name basis. But Jesus on a first-name basis with the fucking fairies. Yeah. It's fucking ridiculous. RIP Marcus, when do you guys record?

I want to change my name every episode. Make my $25 worth it. I don't know. Holy rip Marcus. That's a fucking throwback. RIP Marcus is crazy. Fucking. I still think about that every now and again.

The fact that that was on, like, on a shirt. That is a, I can't. Yeah. That is, that is such an unbelievable scenario. Like some guy in a Florida fucking fair saw a picture of my face. at one of these guys that does art. And then he shows me.

And I was like, what the fuck is this? And I asked that guy to buy it for me. Because it's a sample. It wasn't even, you weren't supposed to be able to buy it, but the guy was able to buy it, he sent it to me.

And then I turned into a weird thing to where, in the video, there is the footage of PewDie Pye saying Rip Marcus and pretending to cry. Really? Yeah. And I think about that and I'm like, it's so weird that I always say,

I'm like, hey, guys, don't be afraid to, ask, you may not, no one may not get back to you if you ask somebody to do something, but sometimes you never know. Yeah. Because it wasn't like I was some big fucking YouTube. I had a couple hundred thousand in between me buys the biggest YouTuber on the planet. And I asked him, hey, you'd be in this video.

He was like, oh, sure. I'm like, fuck. Okay. I was like the fuck. Award winning NBA Yowie writer. That's fucking good. That's crazy. That is a crazy.

Dude, the NBA has gotten really gay. So I think it's probably. faceted guy right there. There's probably a lot going on right now because there's a lot of gays. There's a lot of suss footage going around and it's fun. I like it.

What is his name? The guy from New York, everybody thinks is sweet. What is his name? They think? No, Carltony Towns is a skate. Yeah.

He's in this New York mine right now. What the hell? I haven't heard that in fucking forever. You're in New York state of mine right now. He's sweet. That's crazy. Hassan cutting meat fucking cleave instead of just the tip she says

just three-fiths. That's crazy. That is. That's more than the tip, buddy. Yeah. My tip is pretty, like, imagine your tip was that thing. This is the head of your dick. That's all the head of your dick.

So much sensation there is crazy. That's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome. Sounds like a hell, honestly. I want to be all head. All head. I think you think you do.

I think you do. All head no shaft. It's the new all gas, no brakes. All head no shaft. I love that. Because it's so not bendable. It's so not bendable and malleable that it was. would just be really...

Dude, all-head-no shaft is a good... I need to get an interview with Andrew Callahan. Yeah. And then I want to be like, hey, would you mind starting a show all-head-no-shaft? You're kind of... You're the... You did things, right?

But... Does he do things? Understatement, I think. Oh, I think he was like a creep or something. I can't remember what it was. I don't know exactly what it did. I forgot it. I don't want to spread shit that's not true.

It was a while ago. I don't remember... I heard that it was crazy. He was a... Something. He was like... I think he boiled a dog Yeah

Something like that Forward sexually or something like that With the dog Yeah with the dog Yeah with the dog After boiling the dog He was like I've been Wolf I've been boiled

Don't I got so agri at myself Peter Basketball Parker Craig It's uh Goon devil The Man Without Come Booty Wonderland

Earth Wind and Dick Very cool I find romance When I start to dance In Booty Wonderland Hey Hey, hey, dance, booty, wonderland. Very good. Furry son or gay daughter?

Furry son or gay? Wait, what? Gay daughter always seems pretty good, man. I like the idea of a gay daughter. The gay version of the, the gay alternative is always better, in my opinion, than whatever. Like, it was a gay son or thought daughter or something?

It's like, I think I'd rather, like... Gay is so not bothersome all the time. The only thing I worry about is I don't want her to get with, like, a bitch, Drew Carey guy that beats the shit out of her. Sorry, a woman. A butch, Drew Carey woman that beats the shit out of her. Right, you'd have to raise her on the media that you were raised on kind of. Right.

I mean, you got to like... I want to be like a lady Gaga lesbian type. Right, yeah. She's just all like a lady guy's and a lesbian, swing. I know you're looking at me. I'm saying, but you know her audience. I'm just confused. Her audience, they're fucking fabulous.

I'm just absorbing. Okay, all right. So I want that. I want her to be like queen shit. You don't want her dating somebody that looks like Kingston because ultimately like why you're even gay anyway. You know? I love, like a bitch lesbian.

Like a bitch lesbian. It looks like Kingston. Yeah. It looks exactly the same. Except with it, maybe without the beard. Without the beard. That's the only difference. And ponytail, maybe.

Hey, I love you, lady. Be mine. Whack? Where did that come from? What do you mean? Dad, meet my girlfriend. Sop. Because you're masculine.

I guess. Yeah. kind of, you know, that's the kind of default masculine. Masculine and then like you got hard male features. Really? Yes. I don't like my mom. I think I have soft features.

I don't know what your mom looks like. Yeah, I can't. Anyway. Hey. Anyway. Stiltsin, Wisa Charlie Kirk, Wisa Carrey to Bumba. That's crazy. Smitchy the gate.

What is that? That's Jar Jar. I don't know anything about it. I've actually never seen footage of Jar Jar Jar being. I don't know. he sounds like actually genuine. We said Charlie Kirk. We carry the boomer.

We say carry the boomba. We said talk about the Bibles. That sucks. I hate that. Do you think Trump tuned in the halftime show and liked it? I'm sure he did. I mean, he talks shit, but you know he liked it. He watched it, definitely.

A bunch of attractive Hispanic woman dancing. He was probably like, I wish they were a little bit younger, but yeah, pretty cool. He was like, say, he was like, They're birthered my photos. De quando te de tuere. That's really cool. I mean, gay.

How old is that one? 10.9? Uh, too, uh, too old. Too old. Como Sadiya. I like it. Steal that woman. Take her rights.

They had Christine the Millianne. I was like, yeah. No, not you, Jessica Alba. Yeah, Jessica Alba there. I was like, I was like, oh. Yeah. I was like, every. I love that Pedro Pascal.

He has to. I was like, is he? Puerto Rico. Carol G was there too They had a bunch of non-Po-Poreans there I don't accept that Carol G was there also Yeah I was there

So was Cardi B and I was like Yeah I mean you guys Oh yeah Shokoshi It is what it is I say never do that again What have non-Poregans Yes

I don't enough There's not enough famous ones there To fill it up Yeah it's not It's really just Mark Anthony Jennifer Lopez Very nationalist Manwell Miranda

Uh You think Lynn Manuel Miranda Was like looking at that Like that in the high That clearly in the Heights Like beginning kind of part Oh, the casito? Yeah, the Casito.

He's like, why did they invite me? What if that turned into like a nationalist Puerto Rican movement? I mean, like in the Heights of the production. And they end up being the Fourth Reich. What? Sorry, what? Yeah. Say it again?

What if the Super Bowl kicked off a Fourth Reich for Puerto Ricans? There's not enough of us, first of all. Yeah, there's not enough of it. First of all right. It has to be mainly allies. Well, yeah, that's what you guys. Hopefully we get the Mexicans on our team. That's not happening.

That's not happening. Puerto Rico annexes everyone And then they become the fourth rector We wouldn't be able to understand each other It would be it would be harder for a Puerto Rican to speak to a Mexican Probably than I'm I am You guys lack vision

I am actively learning Oh we're halfway gay Whoa actually we're very gay The snark taking is perfectly homoerotic Spanish Right here in Dominican speak Spanish I am just like I'm in a sink

gang ship right now. It's not that hard. For Dominicans in particular, it's quite different. Puerto Ricans, I can't kind of get it. We get rid of the vowels next to the, Constance, next to vowels. They usually, S, usually get dropped. Yeah, a lot of things get dropped. I just won't shoot them, admit that the Spanches all the same, don't matter. I don't think that we're all effectively the same. All colonized by those same white men that ruined our plate. It's the same. Fucking language. I just want to gargle, co. I think Gargling would come as sound crazy

It comes as viscous, you know So it probably took a lot of force to make any sound So the sound that would come out would be like heart Fingered Dix His figure His purple fingers too His circulate cut off circulation He's playing numb

His hands are so numb that he's playing numb By Lincoln Park on that topic By mistake I'm a mistake It's hard of being what you want me to be feeling so I've become so numb it's hard to even make fun of it

because it is inherently so stupid right right my girlfriend came up with your dick is my bidet Arthur Perry I never laughed harder my life and she's a doctor God nice

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Gay, peorter, piotr, piotr, piotr, Kropotkin? Be like the conquest of dick. You sh spidery man. I was saying spidered man lately actually. The spidered man, yeah. I'm a man who's spidered. I'm not a spider.

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When the house sayings says something so monkey pill that you got to hit him with the death ball stare. That is fucking crissed. Crazy. A house saying. It's got crazy. Damn, dude. That's pretty rough. That's pretty rough.

Craig the Canadian training. That's coming back. What? Death balls? Super. Oh. So? What is there left to do, man?

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I love Dragon Ball. Craig the Canadian training AI, A. Loid, Cratos, and Nathan Drake to recreate a Snarkank episode. Did you see that? The, the, patent they had that Sony did. No. Where they were like,

they wanted to, they patented AI generated podcasts that feature like the voices of like, like iconic characters. They patented this. And the idea was that like you, you'd listen to a podcast or whatever and it would be Cratos being like talking a fucking,

I don't know, Ratchett. Maybe saying like, oh, this, you know. Why do you need that? I don't know. I don't know.

First of all, there are millions. There's thousands of patents that like companies just do just to just to do them. Yeah. Just fucking stupid and annoying. but I don't know I saw that and I was like you gotta be Whoever came up with that idea should be fucking dragged

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I'd be really bothered God damn man I have so many like feelings About people that aren't really yet What do we what did Yeah that'd be crazy That's a lot I'd be like what the fuck Baby has

He would just go to school and you'd be happy You'd have a hard time at school too Because he'd be like an adult in the mind, it would be like telling you things. I'm like, look, I understand this. I know. Like, imagine being six again and sitting down in school and it'd be like they're talking to you, like, hey, guys, I know this sounds crazy. I'm a grown up. I understand all this stuff already.

I don't need to be here. Oh, you're crazy. They'll put you in a fucking asylum. Or is it? Or someone will take you. Do you care about what he's saying? Not particularly. Oh, yeah. Baby Assum be like, wah, wah, where? Game of the year, guys.

I just beat Vice City moving on to God of War. Original. Oh, Vice City to God of War is a weird. I mean, whatever, yeah. What do you think about that? I don't. He don't. Imagine being that, like, beat down.

Yeah. God damn. Yeah, I mean, have fun. I still haven't played the original God of War. I just want to kiss a dude drive their ass. What? I just want to kiss a dude. Drive their ass.

Fuck this queer. Drive their ass. Drive their ass is crazy. Like a motorcycle. Damn. God, Christ. Good luck.

I mean, have that it, Haught it's in sixth grade. I got in trouble for laughing at footage of the Challenger Explosion. Driv M. H. Lord of all drip.

When I watch gay porn, I imagine the dudes are women because I'm not gay. What's the point? Very cool. What's that? Imagine hating women so much that you watch gay porn

and superimpose women out of them in your own mind to avoid supporting women but also avoiding being gay. What if it's just like ultra nightmare of watching porn, you know? It's like you, you're, it's too easy. Challenging, yes.

I try to watch porn of gay men and jack off without busing to the fact that I'm watching gay men fuck. Pretty good. Yeah, it's like, I'm watching gay porn and I'm masturbating, but I'm not busing to them and I'm like keeping all it mental. But I have to stare at the screen. It's all mental and you're like,

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That's a good one. It's the exact pause of it. Were you planning to that? Were you trying to think of things and you couldn't think? No, it was just perfectly on the, because I worked with a lot of Chinese people in that factory so I could have rattled off many. But it just, it felt right.

It felt right to just stop there. You have a dead expression. expression on your face too when you say it totally just like shout out to my Chinese whatever man he's good just defeated it's over we got some good bits

jerking off with condoms to make cleanup easy how lazy do you have to fucking do you sometimes sometimes you shoot some really crazy rope and you pass out afterwards especially these gooners that are like they're edging so they're just building up a fucking nightmare of a cleanup just busing and just laying right in it

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I gotta yeah we gotta yell I think's getting worse It is fucking crazy I was thinking about this the other day man It's like it's crazy that It'd be one thing if they were pedic files running the government in like a shadow in like a shadowy cabal way and you know it'd be one thing if that was that was it that was it it's another thing the fact that like we're like we have that

and websites just don't work and you know there's like subscription services that like photoshop you gotta pay like oh yeah he don't own products like like it would be one thing if i could at least own software and there were still evil people you know yeah fact that it's like a double thing it's like damn did you see that they were doing like fucking they were putting like PS5s on like oh my god, what the fuck was it? I saw Mudahart tweeting about it. Oh, renting them? Yeah, they let you like rent a console

or like it was like you would subscribe to the machine. Like they're just weaning you off of the idea of ever owning anything. That is. And it's like it's beginning to feel like it's always the various. But like now it's like brother like

you can't do this and protect pedophiles. Like you gotta pick a lane man. You can't be doing this. I would ignore the pedophilia a lot more if I was able to own my fucking plugins for my digital audio workstation. Right, it would bother me significantly almost to the point where I wouldn't care.

Yeah, I would, I can't You're victimized? This is a great deal. You know how expensive Photoshop used to be? Yeah, I mean, $70 a month with a $200 cancellation for you. It is funny. That was going on my 3D printing software.

It's fucking, it's a subscription-based thing now and I'm like, no. thing is. That's so crazy, man. I'm like, hey, I used to be able to own this. That is fucking crazy. That is absolutely absurd. I didn't even know when I bought, when I bought a CLA. It's a very popular vocal fucking plug-in, you know, for vocals. I thought I was buying it outright. And it's like, oh, it expired. There's just 10 more dollars. Ten more. I'm like, to do nothing.

Huh? They're not working on it. And the word that they do is worse. So it's just like it's always Shout out to Audacity, man And like all these like softwares That like you know Open source shit man Good stuff

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Marken. Red Swallow. Red Swallow. There you go. Nice. The quickness with that one. Napster of puppets. I have a bottle of champagne for when it happens, doing a reverse fentlene at the Redan Festival.

Love how a wardhog is just a glorified ISIS hylix. Monkey Monks Monkey Monastery. Call me Dave and Busters the way I bust on Dave. He didn't like it. Young Sweeney watching. watching live leak for 24 hours straight. It's a long time. I'm so evil I make

the rape of Nanking look like a fondle. Very good. The pedophiles in the PDF files. Yep. Dick so dirty, it's reading the Bhagavad Gita. God Christ.

I'll tell you when you're older. Fallout New Jersey. Out of Focus, Bigfoot. Waking up at 4 a.m. and pissing in the trash bin. Chris, Derek, and Sween Bukakeying Arthur Morgan until he looks like Elizabeth in a source filmmaker film at minute 47. That's crazy. Help yourself.

Yeah. Sorry, Miss Jackson. Young Colin waking up with nipples where his eyes should be. Peasant's Graham. Aetherian has the past because he took Colossus's hard ass. Pergerian hunter is having a child. Frying bacon with my shirt off, Nafram, and rounding out our list as always.

Jesus Christ Almighty. King of haphazard. We're a little bit late, so like, whatever. It's a long episode for the lightness. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the justification. Yeah. We'll do

The last show forever. Yeah, this is the last one. Yeah, we're going on a vacation for a week. I'm actually not kidding. We're going on a vacation for five years. Well, see you guys. I don't know, in February or some shit. Take care, stay safe.

I remember. February, 2020. See you guys in March or sometime. March, 29. Let's just go March. Let's just go March. We'll do our next one. 229.

Yeah. So take care, stay safe. and don't let the, I don't know, don't let the pedophiles take your kids. The cum bugs bite or whatever. I don't know. Bed bugs. I don't know the saying. Come bugs.

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