The Snark Tank - #398: Commander Soprano

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

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98. We're close. Yeah. We're close. Well, it's me, Chris. It's him, Derek, and the Luigi hat. It's him Kingston. Oh, yeah.

Not wearing your glasses, I see. Yeah, I just remember to put them on. Oh, yeah. I haven't had to really read anything yet, so I'm like, oh, I don't make a glass. You got it, the best way to get used to those things, the best way to get used to those things is to wear them immediately when you wake up. Oh, yeah. I've been pretty good with it. Whenever I definitely have to drive or something like that, I put them on all instantly.

Yeah. Well, welcome to the Star Tank Podcast. It's been a minute. There's been kind of a delay, obviously. We mentioned it on the Patreon, but I'm in New York, obviously, dealing with some stuff. Apology. It's, dude, I was, like, I was so frustrated in some ways because, like, we just had this clip. We just had this big.

I mean, that clip now has, like, about 11 million hits. Insane. Like, across all the different places that it was uploaded, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok. a little bit on Twitter as well. And then immediately, like, we just, we just couldn't follow it up with the momentum, which is a bummer. But we're back,

remotely. I'm Snowden in New York. There was a blizzard. It's pretty intense. Millions are dead. Under Zoron, Mom Dani. Lins. He did it.

He did it. He did it. He did it. We should have listened. You know? We should have listened to everybody, Cuomo. Yeah.

And what's the other guy? Slewa. Slewa. You don't get it if he becomes the fucking mere. People are going to die from snow-based deaths. Dude, I still think about... There were tweets... Do you remember these, right?

The tweets going around. It was like, I can't believe it's been 20-something years since 9-11 and we're electing a Muslim or something. Yeah. That's crazy. That's just racist. just prejudice. Like awesome stuff. Maybe you could get away with that if it was just like, oh, it hasn't even been a year.

You know, like maybe you could get away with saying something crazy like that because people would be kind of scared. Yeah. And I don't know it just happened like, hey, Mayor New York City now is a hubbin, dimalalab or something. And they'd be like, oh, I don't know about that one. That's so saying out loud is so crazy. It is crazy how like So insane That leave your lips out loud

That's so nuts By the way I don't know if it'll come out Like I assume it'll come out this way When you guys watch the episode But I love how me and Derek are like Evenly kind of place And then Kingston looks really tiny

He just looks short as fuck With this camera angle I love it There you go Oh shit Oh now you're There you go Now he's a fucking

giant. Well, look, we missed we missed kind of a lot. The biggest, I don't even know where you guys want to begin, but like, the, the biggest thing to me was like this, uh, this Xbox stuff just because I'm so clued into the, I'm just so clued into video games.

Right. Especially right now. They basically fired Phil Spencer, like, with like no notice. Did he fire to leave? He's fired, brother. Like, he, like, he left. But, like, he's, you don't do. It's, it's the 25th anniversary of Xbox.

Like, you're not, you're not leaving with no notice. Right. You know, even Jim Ryan, the PlayStation guy, like, he said he would, he telegraphed his retirement pretty early. Like, he was like, I'm, I'm leaving soon or whatever. This was just like night and day. And I think the lady, uh, Sarah Bond, who is also like some executive over there, she had posted on like LinkedIn earlier that day about like oh we're looking for accessibility feedback for Xbox going into the future and then like an hour later she's like ousted

I think what happened is AI is like just the main focus of a lot of venture a lot of like investment and so like video games aren't serious anymore and now Microsoft is like why the fuck are we messing around with video games when you can just be funneling all of it into fucking co-pilot or like all all these AI that we have. And so it's, you know, it's kind of fucking wild. Yippy. Literally no one wants it. You're not excited? No one wants it.

Like, it's so insane. Oh, man, I can't wait. I can't wait until I can't wait till I play a game and I can detect there's no soul in it. I can't wait. I can't wait for that.

And they don't understand that like, I don't know. I think the, I don't know, I think it's over. I think it's over. I think we're going to, we're going to get like,

I think we're going to probably like, like end out the decade with like the last like few like oh really like provoking games but like the 2030s is going to be like not worth being a part of the medium anymore yeah i'm kind of worried about that too like i think the 2030s is going to be like just a bunch of a i slob i'm going to be really really really bad sounds awful i it's it really it really it's really gross to think about because i'm trying to hold on to anything i'm trying to hold on anything that's like oh man at least i have this right yeah like oh well you know

I don't know but it's going to have to see what happens moving forward and just I don't know there's got to be some sort of consumer revolt in some aspect

I don't know there's not going to be one anytime so man I think there's going to be a change people stop buying it which is going to happen

there's going to be a bunch AI slop and then people are going to dude there's already there's already a bunch of AI slop just in the world like you'll be moving

you'll be walking through a space or like walking through I don't know some downtown sector somewhere and there'll be a banner for a business with AI art all over it

dude there's a bar that I used to go to all the time that has like an AI Tony Soprano playing pool like in front in front of the bar yeah and I'm looking at I'm like bro

why'd you do this that's not even that's not even a good like you can't even legally do that I'm pretty sure probably not I don't know the, yeah, I don't know the rules. I don't think James Gandalfini is going to have much to say about it.

But like, I think. What about his son? His son is a copy of him effectively. What's James Gandalfini's son? Probably James Jr. Fucking Tony Gandalfini. Fucking Roberto Gandalfini. Fucking Gandalfi, Gandalfi.

That's badass. Dude, if my name was Gandalf, Gandalfi, you would never hear the end of it. I would always, I would introduce myself to people I've met thousands of times. Yeah, right? Like, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Gandalf, Gandalfini. Michael Gandalfini. I wasn't that far off.

Yeah. Oh, it's Michael? Yeah, of course. It's just some biblical name. Yeah. But yeah, man, I don't know. I think... I wonder, he's at least in the 20 years, right?

This Xbox stuff kind of, like, you know how... I was saying this on stream a couple days ago. But do you know how, like, uh... You know how, like, if the sun were to go out, we wouldn't know for seven minutes or something like that or like eight minutes or whatever? Yeah, yeah. That's how long it takes the light. to travel to get here you know i feel like that's kind of where we're at with like

the end of video games inside like i feel like it's over and it's just going to take a couple years for us to see like they've still got you know naughty dog still working on their thing and that's going to be a pretty you know a pretty bespoke thing and there's some games that are in development right now that are pretty i'm sure that are so far deep into the pipeline that i doesn't really have much of a chance of like corrupting it in any real way and those games are probably years out. But I think like going for, like if you're getting a game greenlit

in 2026 and it's starting development in 2026 or it starts development in 2027, I feel like there's no hope. I feel like at that point it's like it's all all holds barred, you know? Yeah, I don't know why it I don't know why it wouldn't because so many

we care about it because like we're in like this space and we know a lot of people in the space but like your average person doesn't give a fuck about AI. Sure. They think it's kind of neat. They're like, oh, I use chat GPT to fucking figure out whether or not I love my spouse. And it's like, okay, if you need it. But like people just don't, people really kind of don't give a shit.

I think people don't care right now. There's no chance execs care. The execs are not going to care right now until the quality drops will stop buying it because that's going to happen. The quality's going to drop because people are going to be like, this is just dog shit. And they're going to be like, all right, cool. And it's going to be too late to like curtail it. I don't know. We'll get some cool indie stuff for a bit.

some cool indie stuff, we'll get some... Maybe. If the people making the indie games can afford to make them. Which is kind of another thing. It's like, I don't know, man. It all seems pretty bleak from... At least we got so... For my perspective.

That's going to probably be like one of the last benchmark great games ever. Dude, there's not going to be another GTA. This is the last GTA. Oh yeah, they're never making another one. There's going to be a fucking, what to call it? It's going to be a live service ECA probably afterwards. In a world of endless notifications, there could be an... important one you're missing. Your kidneys may be signaling an SOS. With high blood pressure or type

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That would be the end. I think I would, I don't know what I don't, I don't even know what I would want. I don't want to do anything anymore after that. I'm not even like, I'm not even like person. Like I'm excited about GTA6 from the perspective of just like it's been so long. And like I wonder what they've, like, I'm not like, oh, I can't wait to see the updates to the GTA lore. You know what I mean? Like I'm not, I'm not clamoring for it in that way.

I'm so curious about it. And so, like, if it just comes out and it's just like, it's just like a fart, that's going to be so disappointing. Right. Even for somebody like me who's like not, like I don't really care. I like, I like GTA, but like I, I feel like I grew out of those games a long time ago to go into photo. And I do like Red Dead.

So if they bring like the same roots of Red Dead is, I'm sure the game will be a fantastic game. Yeah, yeah. Lily is one that's Lily's like very excited for GTA. She loves those games. that's so weird because those are hard games to play. Really? I think they're not hard games to play.

I, they're very repetitive. Like the, like the game design of it is very repetitive. It's very long. They're very long for like what they are. Oh no, no,

no, no, no, she doesn't play. They don't feel like, they don't feel approachable. She doesn't play them in a sense where it's like on actually like playing like she watches them.

No, no. She actively played, but she goes around just causing mayhem. Oh, I see. Because she doesn't like, it isn't like,

it isn't like, like she's like playing it like. like actually playing a game. She doesn't know what CJ's story is. Yeah, she isn't like playing the story of a game. She's doing what you just do with video games where you play them. You're not like putting all this extra stuff into it for no reason.

Like, no, I'm going to sit down. I'm going to turn on my game. I'm going to go. I'm going to murder people. I'm going to use my cheat codes to get guns. I'm going to harass the police. And then I'm going to put it down after like 40 minutes. Hell yeah. But it's like how you play. This is how I played how most of people started playing those games. You know, and it's like she's really excited. She loves

GTA. She's going to be in freaking and probably Miami again is what it's hinting at. He's like, oh, I'm excited to play this game again. I'm like, all right, cool, that's fine. I'll buy it for you. I am not in any hyper rush to buy that game. That's going to be a $100 game. I think they're going to have like $150.

I think they're going to have like a $120 version in that game where it's like you can play five days early and everybody's going to buy it. I will not, but everybody else can buy it. I will not buy that. Yeah, I don't even have anything to play it on yet. So I'm like, your PC. right? Or it's not got dropped PC immediately. It's not coming to PC immediately? I don't think so. No way. They've never done it before. They've never done that.

Is five on PC? Five's on PC though, right? Yeah, not at first. Yeah. That's crazy. They always come later because they know they can sell it again. And B, the PC audience is sucks. Like they constantly like they mod, they break it. They fuck it. There was a whole thing where like their source code got. got leaked or something like a couple years ago. And so they're like, fuck you guys. Yeah. We're going to go make a billion dollars on console by selling shark cards for 50 bucks or whatever the fuck it is. However, they make their money. Right. That's crazy.

Oh, I forgot to do a proper. Patreon, whatever. I'm all off. Okay. I'm all off this week. Patreon.com slash a snartank. Go over there. If you want to see, we did that, we did that Jeopardy episode.

The famous. the famous Jeopardy episode over there. That's an exclusive episode. So if you want to see that, you can go over there. That's the biggest extra ammo that I think we've had. It has like, I think like last time I checked it had like $1,400. Jesus. Which is kind of crazy.

Oh, well, yeah. It's a funny as an ammo. Yeah, it's good. Did you guys? Parts of it are good. Pars of it are good. I think that was overall just a really funny extra ammo. It's good.

It's good. I don't want a shit on you. Whatever, what'd you say? What'd you say? What is this? Is this you showing your phone to me? Effectively. Yeah, effectively. I can't actually see it because I'm not logged into Twitter on this.

Oh, damn. Did you see it, Derek? Through his ass through the car. It's such a regal ass moment in Dragon Ball. What game is this? Is this Budakai Tenkachi 2? This is the newest one. This is from striking zero.

Oh, it is. Yeah, you're right. The idea of throwing someone The wrong car In Dragon Ball Well, look So I don't know

We got a question We got a ride in here I don't know if We don't normally get into Rydins this early But This kind of This is vaguely relevant to what just happened Okay

Blight Howard wrote it Nice As you can too If you want to On Patreon of Com Snarkank remember that He says Hello bastards

Not a question But more of a demand Whoa starting off strong please just take out your phones and Google shit right away instead of retardedly fumbling about with wrong information for 10 minutes

love you fellas and understand not wanting to be staring at your phone screens while recording well no you don't then but it's genuinely painful to hear you guys say things like a wrong video game release dates and platforms until giving up and looking for it anyway well listen we're trying to capture

what it was like to have a conversation before all this. Yeah, it's fine. We live in a world where it's like really, really weird to be wrong in a way that's like, like one of the episodes, right? Like I take this on the chin because it was really stupid. I said that fucking Gilgamesh was German. That is crazy.

Gilgamesh is absolutely Samarian. I was thinking of Sigfried And I said that And I was like That was really fucking dumb of me Because Gilgamesh's like the first He's like the first hero Ever effectively in like fucking stories

Sigfried and like from Sigfried and Roy Yeah the guy that he's named after Are you serious? Yeah Sigfried not no Gilgamesh is a different person Gilgamesh is the original like Effective original like hero

I thought Gilgamesh was the smirf's guy He is also I think Are you sure? We should Google it live I don't know, man, I don't want people on their phones all the time. And I like, first of all, A, this isn't, this isn't a show about like, oh, let's get to the right information. We're just talking. This whole conversation is just bullshit, like over-the-counter nonsense.

We got new people, probably. That's why I're asking these questions. Maybe. I don't know. This guy seems like, Blight Howard seems like a name that I recognize. Blight. That's a good name. not the name that I recognize it it's following a template like if we got new people I would expect

the new people to be like you know James McCabber or something you know what I mean like just normal fucking people but like you know if your name is stone cold Stevie Wonder like I don't that's a good name that is a really good name it is I just read it out that's why but yeah I don't know what else what else we got aside from video games going away forever by the way. By the way it's not really that big of a deal in my opinion because like we dude i look back at my backlog sometimes and i'm like i could there could be no new games from now until i die probably and i still probably wouldn't play everything that i should play or like even own i have games that i bought and i'm like i have not touched this at all it's very true insane very true um i every pretty much

every game i really like i've played already i'm like really nearing the end of like every game i I'd really, really like. I feel like I just don't believe you. I feel like a lot of the games I really, the door I've played. I guess there's more things I could dig into that are like kind of offshoot to like more of the, like I guess I can just go really deep into like fucking,

I don't know, Metroidvanias and play every single one. Those shit's lit. I mean, I have a lot of Metroidvanias. I'm just not that into them. I love that. So like I play them kind of deeply and then I'm like, eh.

That is probably my, like going through this again. Probably my favorite kind of games, Metrovanians. Is it the constant repeating of the same room over and over again that you like? I like the idea of you designing a place and then as you develop through, you progress through the world. You can change your way you interact with the world around you, changes so much, so gradually. Yeah.

I love it. But I don't have a, but I don't have a, I don't, repetition doesn't bother me that much. Repetition when it's like with people, it bothers me. I hate repeating myself. It's like one of the things I really don't like. What do you mean? Yeah. You see?

I'm not going to engage Like whenever me and Lily watch it together We watch stuff and then she's like She follows and she's like can we watch this part again And I'm like dude I will just not watch the show with you Like I'll give her like maybe one or two times before I'm like I'm just gonna watch it by yourself I'll we'll figure it out Finish it by yourself

And then I'll finish it and then we'll talk about it later Dude this is a fucking crazy write in How am I supposed to take this? The girl So the girl who loves deer rodin, he says, this isn't so much of a question, but more of a note. Chris, I don't know how, but simultaneously where you are really attractive, but also give off the vibes of the baby from eraser head? That's fucking wild. Excuse me? That's insane.

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Eraserhead is like one of those, one of the few, like, that's like a David Lynch movie that I just, I haven't seen enough. Eraserhead baby. Jesus Christ What? Dude, what the Yo, that's so much more insulting than I ever fucking

That I could have Potentially even imagine I thought like Oh, it's gonna look somewhat similar to Chris It's like a Zach That is crazy

Yeah, yeah yeah That is crazy I'm sorry, dude I mean Holy shit Thanks Holy shit I'm just saying

This would make me End it This would make me Take the jump Yeah I'm just saying. I'm just saying it's enough for me, man.

What bothers me about this ride in is that I'm not even sure that this isn't the first time I've heard this. Like, I can't be certain. It feels too familiar. It feels familiar. Etsy. That one of those baby on board, but you can

put like a race on the baby on. That's crazy. And there's this me on board and just slaps from the back of his car. You know what the thing is? It's like why this image didn't immediately come to me is because like I don't even register that as a baby in my memory. Yeah, that's a thing more than it's any than a baby.

That's like a cryptid or like a creature or something. That's not like that's not a baby. Totally. But thank you the girl who loves dear. I appreciate your insult. And I'll think about it a lot from here on out for sure. I'm going to be looking in the mirror every morning. That was powerfully fucked up. Do I look like the baby from a racerhead today? And the answer is always going to be no, but it's never going to be a hundred percent no. It's always going to be like. Like maybe like, it'll be like 98% no. Well, man. But there's like a chance. Evie shit, man. You've really ruined my day.

Thank you. Thank you for writing in. I guess I'll just go into questions. Why not? Because like I can't. We got to talk about the BAFTA thing. The Baja. Okay.

So the BAFTA, so the BAFTA's happened. Yeah, the British Film Academy Awards. I think if I'm talking, I think what they're called. But the BAFTA thing is Michael B. Jordan and I don't make his name exactly right. It was smoking stack, right? It was the two Michael B. Jordan's.

You can imagine. They're both up there. And Delroy Linda. I cannot believe I keep forgetting Deloinda. That's insane. But they both. He's from the fucking club. He's like, say it again.

I'll say it with you. Go ahead. Why can't you say it? Like that thing from, I think it's fun. What is it called? I don't know. Something onion. The, like the fake news things they would do.

forgot what it's called. The onion. Onion TV. Yeah, the onion. There you go. But I thought it was another fucking word there. Dude, dude forgot the.

That's crazy. It's a prick. But what happens is they went up on stage and they were presenting an award. And clear out of the blue sky, they get called the N word twice while up on the podium. Yeah, it's like a rapid fire. It's like a burst fire. He double shot it.

He double shot it real quick at him. And what happens? Clearly, they're like, oh, what, but they have to keep their confusions. They can't be angry black man on British television and go and attack this man

with Tourette's. But the problem is that everyone is saying the wildest shit about it. And we got, we got people that are like, you guys understand how threats work. And we got black people being like, yeah, but you don't understand how being called a slur works.

And the biggest problem comes from the fact that one, this was not alive. This was not alive. Oh. First and foremost, they could have edited it out. They could have just not put that in it. Really?

Maybe they didn't catch it. Maybe they didn't know what they said. Was it obviously the N word or was it just kind of like a shout? Yes. Yes. Send it to me in the chat. Like I still haven't seen it. I don't really know they.

I don't understand like what happened. So they were on stage and they were. were like accepting an award. No, they were introducing an award. They were introducing like a category or something. Yeah, they were giving awards. I saw a clip of Paddington going up there and introducing something and it scared me because it looked, I wasn't sure if what I was looking at was real or not.

Not Paddington. I understand that he's a real guy. Oh, okay. I just mean like whether, like, I don't know, there's something on a tank. Is it going to be better on a tick? Yeah, it's going to be, because right now on YouTube is a bunch of fucking news articles about instead of just the exact moment. All right.

well. I think I found it. A short. Yeah, it's the YouTube short of these people being called the N-word. So it wasn't live so they could have edited it out, but then they didn't. I can't find it. Now, so here's the thing.

If you don't, if, if you've got a guy with Tourette's in the audience and he shouts a racial slur during an award show and it's not live and you can edit it out and you choose not to, is it more disrespectful to the guy with Tourette's or the people presenting?

maybe that was to edit it out to not edit it out the person that got called the N word I don't know if I agree I think that is crazy that is I think clearly we I think clearly this is why we both

disagree right here so you think you shouldn't have edited they shouldn't have edited it out I think they should edit it out but I think having it there is more of the derogatory to the person I was called the slurs now I don't think you understand what I'm saying

Oh, I might not. The fact that they didn't edit it out. Like the guy in the editing room who made the decision not to edit it out, was that decision more disrespectful to the people presenting or the person with Tourette's? Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. That's what I'm saying.

It's, that's, I feel like it's, I feel like it's mega fucked up because you got like this disabled dude ostensibly. Then you got like, I, and you're like, nah, actually, let's, uh, let's leave us in here. Let's put this out there. And then the apology was hilarious. Because the apology, instead of a direct apology to the two gentlemen had to do that. So they were like, sorry to whome or this may offend. And I'm like, brother, that's not how you do that. This is crazy.

Yeah, I don't really know how Tourette's works, to be honest with you. Like, I've seen different forms of Tourette's. I've seen, I know Ethan Klein has his eyebrows going, doing fucking crazy crack dances. I know, I know there's that, uh, there's that really. There's that hot streamer lady who has Tourette's. Oh, yeah. She's the one does a lot of pops and stuff, right? She's the one with the, she calls people, she calls people gay.

She's the one with the very large chest area. Yeah, yeah. We're not going to get into it. We're not going to get into it. I can tell you, I can tell me every dimension, but it's all right, but cool. But, yeah, I, I know people with Tourette's, and I've never heard some with Tourette's just blurt out a slur that they don't ever. They don't have, like, I'm from my, from my, from my,

what I've thought, from what I've thought, I don't know exactly this. I'm going to put this out right you now. I don't feel like it makes you add words to your lexicon. I thought it just makes you say things you, you would normally not want to say. Like, it's the buffers gone. But that, but that would, that doesn't really make sense. Because I think if, like, if I'm, I'm not, born with Tourette's, if you're born with Tourette's, right?

Let's say you're born with Tourette's. And you learn how to speak. Yeah. you're obviously going to pick up new things where the you know what I mean like I don't understand how how what you're saying would because I just from from okay this is this is not this is not the most in-depth

information of it by the way this is something we could easily Google and we're not going yeah yeah because most people I know that have threats I know two people that have threat syndrome I have one person that has more of like a tick thing and a person is words right words the person I know words I've never heard them say

slur once in their life ever. They say like shit and fuck us like that because those are words that like you probably shouldn't say at the right moment. So what happens is you in bitter inhibitors of your mind. Okay. So my question is this. Do they not say slurs because they think slurs are fine and they don't have a problem?

You never know. You see. Multi- fold question, you see? See this is Chris you hear what I call a truth. I know a no, no-er. Sorry, no-er. No-or. No-wr. I make sure often. We are We are professional understanders, I think. Yes, we are inquisitors.

You're inquisitors. Inquisitive folk. Exactly. We are. We choose to delve deeper into racism than we should each time because it alleviates questions from others. Like the lead singer of the KKK. The lead.

Who would that be? I don't know. David Duke, I guess. The lead singer. The lead guy. Like, if you had like a really high ranking, I don't know, Praxis Wizard, whatever the fuck their ranks are because they got such cool ranks for some reason. That guy, if he has Tourette's, his Tourette's probably aren't, isn't going to be saying the N word. You know what I mean?

Because like, that's like nothing to him. He loves that. You know, he loves that word. I care about you. They'd be like, I love you. Oh, excuse me. I didn't know. Social,

Social safety net. You know, other things that would bother him, I guess. I don't really understand how Tourette's works. I feel like it makes you say what you're thinking. Maybe it's retress syndrome. Don't simply say what you're thinking.

It includes... No, Casey, you're not supposed to Google it. You're not supposed to figure it out. Oh, man, he did it. We're supposed to wallow in the ignorance. This is supposed to be a fog of... This is a fog of war podcast. Oh, it's not a filter issue.

Okay. I feel like it must be a filter issue. A huge spectrum of shit. Yeah, that's all the truth as well. Flats. Whatever. Yeah, whatever.

Who cares about people with Tourette's? That fucking guy on, I imagine that guy. He's probably like, don't say the end word. Don't say the end word. Don't say the end word.

Don't say it. It's like, come on. Like the last thing you want to say it was. It just sounds funny. It just sounds funny. No. Derek,

what the fuck is that? You got like a pink liquid. Oh, is that beverage? It was water. But then I put some pre-work out in it because I'm feeling,

I'm feeling, I'm feeling a little sluggish feeling a little I get you trying to pet my step just got the feeling of impending doom and I'm trying to

try to shake it off you know yeah yeah go to the bathroom go to bathroom get one tugging come back out you'll be get one tugging hold on a second I'll be right back guys

that is just go to the bathroom sit on the toilet and push push your anus out until you feel it touch the water and then it slurp it back up like a fucking frog. That is so crazy. Ew.

It's so crazy. But yeah, that happened and it's crazy. And the way everybody's acting about it is completely insane because it's not coming from like, no one's being like, hey, let's take a moment of like grace. And let's ask each other questions first to be like, okay, so this happened. This is crazy. That should have happened. Whatever.

Because also, I'm pretty sure I heard of this. This could be fate. face. Someone yelled free Palestine and they bleep that out. That would be wild. I think that's what I heard that from somebody. Dude, I saw this video. I don't know if it's real because who the fuck knows

if any video is real anymore. But I'm going to talk about it just because it is a video that exists that I did see, not speaking to the verification of it or how real it is. But I saw a video of this dude. There's like a Palestinian there's like a Palestinian flag in the middle of a field. Have you seen

this Kingston? No, I have not. So there's a video of a Palestinian flag in the middle of a field, right? And some guy, I guess, gets out of his car and he's like, man, I'm going to go fucking knock that flag over. Fuck this or whatever. And he goes over and he kicks it and it's attached to a mine and it explodes. No way. And I saw that and I was like, I can't even imagine a context where this would even make sense. I don't know where, why you would rig an explosive to a Palestinian flag.

And like I don't, I don't get it. So it very well could be fake. but the premise of that video is crazy. If you do that, like the idea that's even an idea that somebody had, just like luring people, like,

luring like a really angry Israelis out to random fields to desecrate flags and then blowing them up is crazy mean-spirited. It's really mean-spirited. Also, like, you could avoid this problem.

Yeah, you could have just not, you could just crazy. It's like, it's like the idea of like a horror movie being like, you could have avoid this by just not going to a haunted house.

Yeah, you didn't have to pull over on the side of the road. road. Are you there? To kick a flag over because you were so angry at it. Like that is kind of, he gets so bothered.

He's like, I've got it. I have to. Boom. I saw this thing where there's, you know what the porch poachers are, right? The people that like go and you take people stuff off.

Yeah. This is probably fake, but something that has been to a few videos of people putting in like, you know, the ink bags that are inside of, um, inside of like fucking bank bags at banks and some people picking them up and blowing them up with people whenever they take their packages. And I like that is so one guy like on a YouTube channel like he he's some like guy that makes shit.

I remember seeing this years ago where he was like working with people to make one. So I don't know how common that shit is, but I do remember specifically they were doing that and baiting people. people to have it blow up in their faces. That is so fucking hilarious. You know, like, why wasn't it acid, you know, like, just like sulfuric acid, just, you know, the lead, the lethality is a bit, a bit much. Well, you know. But don't steal, you know, so, like, you don't, you know, if you're not stealing, you're not

going to, that's not going to blow up on you, you know. Yeah. What if you just like, what if you're just like, one falls down? You know, let me go bring this and put this to the neighbor. You give it to neighbor and it blows up sugar acid on you. You're like, I was just trying to help. and he died. I was just trying to help.

That's crazy. Hey, mind your fucking business, man. You're damn right, man. Fucking business. Dude, I was looking at this thing a few days ago where it was like showing like, growing up in the 90s in New York City. And it showed me so many things. I remember from growing up. It was like cheese doodles.

The fucking the respite, not the respite of the Frio Frio man and all that stuff. And I was remembering, wow. Growing up was so much cooler. What like, what are the things? that people also another weird thing Chop cheese are not modern Finish that sentence It was like wow growing up

In the like 2000s was so much more Genuinely school So it is now So wait what do you mean then it is now Growing up in the 2000s is cooler Yeah it was in the 2000s Then growing up in the 2000s would be now No growing up then was cool than it would be growing up now

Oh okay That makes more sense I don't know I'm aware I'm aware I'm very aware that it's easy to look back at your childhood fondly because you just had no responsibilities

and you add a pretty wild amount of freedom in comparison or freedom that you take for you took for granted I guess when you were a kid right so I try to keep that in mind whenever I think about like, oh, we used to have it so much better. And there's areas where we absolutely did not have it better, right? But I do think like overall, yeah. Like I, I, it's, I can't imagine what a, like, if you, if you were seven years old in 2020, like, I don't know what, I don't know what nostalgia you would have or like what fondness you would have for anything that's real.

But I also can't relate to it. I wasn't a kid. So, like, I just don't know. Right. I would be fucking staggered to imagine, though, that, like, in 20 years, people are like, oh, yeah, remember. Remember COVID tests? You know, in like a, in like a fond way.

Yeah. I don't know. I genuinely can't think. I cannot think of, like, I don't, like, I am very much so someone that doesn't have the, I don't think I'm a relative and nostalgic person. I don't think I am. Obviously, I have some sufate of it. I still fucking have love for Pokemon and bullshit that I know is dog shit now.

But I still have a degree of love for it. But like, I just can't think of like what, like, what pieces of creation are coming out that are like Avatar The Last Airbender, you know? Or like have the reverence that like shit like Batman did at the time. Or had like sick intros like the Spider-Man and the X-Men show, you know? Like I just like, we just don't have shit. shows like that, you know? Things they're just being created that have the same kind of like, and where do we have to wait and see if they reach that level of like becoming classics?

But we, I'm not seeing anything that even comes closer. It's like, oh, that, I can say that a classic for sure. You might be right in that aspect. That's something that people are going to look back on and be like,

nah, that was fired no matter what kind of decade we see it in, you know? We don't even have, we don't even have fucking, like, the kind of, is that's gone. We don't have like fun

rock bands anymore, dude. That doesn't exist anymore. That's just, I don't agree. Slightly, like as far as mainstream goes, I know that. I mean, I think there's good rock bands, absolutely, but there's not like, there's no fucking some 41 for kids.

They're like, oh, that's just cool music that. Like, emulates me being a kid, you know? They don't have that kind of stuff anymore. Not that there's like not quality of music. or it's still going to be quality always. That's never got to disappear. Yeah, I really don't like the, the trends kind of killing off a lot of,

stuff like that because it, it's still popular, especially like you're talking like Sum 41, like Pop Punk. It's still really popular, especially as soon as Sum 41 and Blink 182 dropped a new album, that shit was all over the airwaves. I agree. And, um, I mean that, like, say it's, it really only disappears when the people controlling the airwaves led it to where it doesn't have to be that way and that's the thing that's upsetting

to me and in the same way like say you talk about Batman the animated series or say something like the Justice League or anything that's even around like like Rockwell's Modern Life or anything that's just like all those nostalgic shows they can be made again like stuff like that could be made like similarly oh no absolutely I agree and they're just not and that's what annoys me that the the youth aren't getting in my opinion like I said I could be wrong. Maybe someone just like, have you check this out? You idiot. But, uh, in my opinion, I just haven't seen because I'll still watch cartoons if they're fucking like, I can still watch like Doug and still have, I watched it in like 2018 or something like that. And I still had fun watching it. And I'm just wondering, I'm like, okay, what does youth have now? That's, uh, anything like that. And like we have like, I don't know. There was shows like, um, there were shows like a regular show, right? And, uh, raising word of gumball. And, um, um, Adventure time. And those shows...

That was a while ago, though. No, no, exactly. Those shows are not even shows for modern kids anymore. The kids aren't watching that show are legally adults now. Well, the thing, too, is that kids aren't really... I feel like they're not even watching shows.

I feel like they're on YouTube. Yeah, they're watching... They're watching their favorite content creator freaking validate billionaires of existing and defending the... I mean, props to... You know? Props to, I don't know.

Props to, I guess, like, Miss Rachel, because she's kind of picking up a bit of a Mr. Rogers slack. No, absolutely. Like, because we didn't really like even, I mean, when I was a kid,

we had Mr. Rogers, but like, but, uh, I was kind of missing for a while. I watched that's kind of cool. like that, but like I wasn't,

that wasn't the cool things to watch for sure. I did what I, like, I was a PBS kid. Like, I watched the PBS shit because I liked it. I thought it was genuinely cool. Like,

I watched between the lions. I watched reading rainbow. There was, there was so many weird. Like, those are shows I liked when I was growing up. Yeah. And they shaped me.

They were like, oh, these are shows I don't give me like influences I would grow as I got older. But kids already by my age weren't watched. I was like, oh, that's lame. I'm going to watch Dragon Ball.

And I would have watched that too if I had the ability to, but I didn't because I didn't have cable in my bedroom. Look, we're in our 30s. I'm sure there's stuff that we're missing. But one thing I, one thing I do know for sure is that like there is a, and I guess this is probably kind of a good thing that there's like a lack of mystique

around a lot of this stuff now. Like when a band was popular, Back in the day, like, you get like interviews or whatever, but like you really only saw them when they were like making music, whenever there was a music video or like there was an interview about the music video. And now it's like if you want to achieve that same level of like if you like if you started a band now, the way to do it is to be like this content farm. You know what I mean? You have to do you have to do the trends on like social media and you have to do this like self marketing shit that just like immediately like. it kind of like the very nature of even having to do it is like an amount of damage that needs to be tanked because like can you imagine

dude can you imagine like I don't even know like 90s M&M like on an Instagram reel I'd be insane being like I got a new album out stream it like please we need you know what I mean like just begging basically because that's a lot

that's what a lot of a lot of that content is it's like begging please like come you know here's a a tic-tok trend that we're doing with our song so that hopefully people see it um this is very weird stuff um and so i don't know there's a there's a different air about a lot of this stuff yeah it's more it's it's it's a good and bad where it's like it's music is more personal in a way but it's also like way more commodified is it's more of a yeah it's somehow both if you really want to get out there um i remember seeing um i remember seeing Did I just write the song of the summer? Do you remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All over the place. Do you know that song, that generic ass song called Ordinary? Oh, my God.

I hate that song so much. Yes, you know how that guy got it out? He got it out by posting about it. I think he said like 150 times or something close to it. So posting it, because I think he was talking to like record people and they were like, that shit sucks. We don't want it. And he was like,

but he was like I know Normies will love this Nick he knew it he was like I know this will be a hit if I just they just got to hear it so you post you know your lane Exactly oh yeah Alex Warren

I know who this is and so he fucking posted it and it's it's one of those things that it's sad That that's what needs to be done but also You know it's one of those things that I look at our I look at ourselves And um you know like Like say Chris you kind of figured out like the algorithm a little bit like we were talking about posting and uh like you kind of you're doing this like kind of mightest

touch thing and i'm like oh like little look the last clip went so fucking mega viral like understanding that and posting at the right times of doing that like it can really blow your shit up and it sucks that that's what needs to be done but you know like it is what it is yeah that's i was even like um i was i was hunting for some shit and i was like i felt i felt like i don't i felt weird I was like, I don't want to fuck this up. I feel like the next one, I think the next clip, it needs to be posted by you again. And then like if it, say if it doesn't do,

I know it's not going to do as well as that one, but I'm just saying if it doesn't do relatively well either, then it'll make me feel better like, okay, let me, let me try and post some shit. Because I feel like right now, I'm like, I don't know, he's kind of got the minus touch, man. Let's let him fucking post this shit. I got a, yeah, I got to get back into it.

The thing, too, is like, it's weird. What I notice is that, like, there was a couple of factors ago, in and it sucks because I tried a lot of different things with that one and then like we're talking about the jeopardy clip for for context if people people are getting lost right the context for that is like it had been a while since we posted so I it was also it was the first new post in a while um it was posted really late at night where people are kind of like in like this half state of like being like they you know they shouldn't be awake yeah yeah um um

And so I don't know if it was the late at night thing that did it or if it was the fact that like it had been a minute. Because that's happened a couple times. Like the first, because I think the first post that I did after we had taken a break too, the last time also did really not the same to this one. This one was fucking an anomaly. Yeah. But like it did really well.

And I remember being like, oh, I wonder if like you're supposed to like stop or like take breaks or something. Or like maybe there needs to be like a bigger. I'm still trying to figure out what the space between posts should be. I think common sense says every day, but like that might not be true. Right. I don't know. It's more of,

yeah, it's trying to figure it out. It is weird. I think it's every day until you get a clip of that size. It's not posting. Maybe. Something, but not every day.

I think most people try to post a son to get those clips that blow up. Then once a clip blows up, they kind of modify their posting schedule. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. especially I know if it's kind of like actually you're right in a sense that uh well I didn't really change my posting habits uh on the like the gay shit that I would post on on my

Instagram I would people would probably think I'm retarded for not taking advantage in I just kind of post whenever I feel like it and but I feel like that's something that oh if I did post at least at the very least maybe like once or twice a week it could really because every time my posts like I gain hundreds of new followers and if you're trying it's just one of those things I always feel like say people who are who are like you can always tell if you're a real artist because you just do things sporadically and you don't

like oh you know what you're supposed to do it's like this fucking podcast where you know I think there's a lot of people that make man this podcast can really go places if y'all tried that's because of the fact that like real artists have teams the reason why artists succeed is in a team you need a team you need real management because the artist

the actual artist does it being a I think it doesn't know how to be a business person he just knows how to freaking he sits down in front of a freaking screen and make sounds and it's like all right me and Derek are artists and Kingston can't do fucking anything so I'm I am all personality

I am all personality That's my whole thing I do try I do try I try my I try and then my brain's like what am I doing Like what do you do it like fucking You don't know what you're doing Stop stupid and nobody cares about this

And then and then some fucking looks maxing fucking weirdo or like some Did you see that video the guy getting his like wig pulled off? Yeah dude He's one of these he's one of these like not red pill I don't think it's called Red Pill anymore, but it's like, I don't know, it's like the clavicular. Yeah.

Did you see the video of that guy? I would say looks maxing shit. Yeah. Yeah, whatever the fuck you even call it. There's a video of this dude getting punched in the face really hard by XUSC Fighter. And there's another one of him getting slapped by another guy. It's just like small black dude. It's like in the face of this freaking guy.

He's like, you know who I am, right? I heard you talking shit about me. And last time it happened and a guy just hits him. It's a stream. I forgot who it is. It's really freaking crazy. And I'm like, what are these people? He got hit like really.

aggressively assaulted two days in a row. Yeah, it's what happens. No, I didn't see that. I think IRO streamers are, I think there's, there,

man, I don't like, I don't like being mean to people. Well, sometimes it's got to be mean. Like, uh, that,

that, that look, Max or guy, I wanted you to finish that, that Chris, that, that, that,

yeah, that piece of shit that, that clearly a piece of shit. I don't know anything about them. But if you're wearing a wig like that, like that, like, come on,

if you're even in that video you know like you're kind of like there's a pretty low chance that you're a good person like I don't know anything about a lot of those people but like on just on site alone I'm just like yo this is like if I fat nightmare blunt rotation stuff you know but uh yeah it was some like

looks maxing it was like a clavicular kind of guy where he's just like you know you got to fucking I don't know do this to be manly or whatever the fuck and he's wearing a hat with a wig underneath it and he gets it snatched off and he's got like this crazy like it looked his hair line looked like, you know that Vegeta

edit? Which one? Where he's like, I don't even know how to describe it. And his head looks strange. Yeah, and it's like, it looked like that. And I'm like, brother, that's. It's bad. It's one of those things where I don't understand.

Even if you are going to like wear a wig or something, I just, I don't know, maybe just shave it all the way down to where if I, well, first of all, like, I don't even, I say even if you're going to wear it. I think it's just absolutely crazy, you know, that, that, that, that, gender affirming shit that you're doing to. Right. And I noticed this new era of deluxe maxer. It is like a fate worse than death to not have hair.

That's the new thing now. When if people figured it out before, it's like, bro, if you're going bald and you're almost bald, say, you know, you're in your mid-20s, whatever, it's almost gone. It's just, just shave it off. You're going to look a thousand times better than holding on. I understand that they want to hold on to last of it because they love their hair growing up. I've seen many friends growing up in high school that did the same thing. And then at a certain point, they just like, okay, I got to stop being stupid.

Shave it off. And they look fine, especially if they have a beard. Because I know it's rough sometimes if you don't have a beard and you're bald. Yeah, the beard does a lot of the heavy level. Yeah. Yeah, being bald with no facial hair is an interesting look for sure. It's rough because a lot of people can be sick too. You're like, you're cancered out or something.

You're an eraser head baby at that point. I think it's, I don't know, man. I think people care too much about these, these really weird, I don't know. I think people care way too much about these really weird things. And it's like, appearance matters for sure. You probably shouldn't be like a fucking gnarling, fucking creature.

You know, like, you have scabies when you're talking to people, you know? But at the same time, but like at the same time is like, I, you're single because you're, you suck. Not because you look a certain way. There are plenty of busted people that are in, happy relationships that look fine. You're just shit.

Oh, yeah. And that's fine. You can change being shit. That's fine. You can change being a shithead and find someone you love that just loves you for who you are, you know? You might not be dating fucking Victoria Secret models, but you can find a woman who you can truly find beauty in. You don't want to. That's the thing.

That's the thing that you don't even want that shit, bro. Like because they're going through the same. The Victoria Secret model is like looks maxing, but like in the female sense where they don't, they don't, they don't, I feel like the looks maxing is stupider in the mail lane because of like the bone mashing. I don't know if you've heard about that. The things that they're doing. It's like a lot of do it yourself stupid bullshit where they're hitting their face with hammers and shit to like chisel. Is that real?

They're fracturing their fucking bones, dude, to like make them their face. Certain parts pop out more like the, um, I forgot what this cheekbone is called, but they'll want that to be more pronounced because it looks manlier. I'm not going to lie mega feminine it's it's mega feminine I have pretty good cheekbones so I have to worry about that holy shit that's crazy like we know the final boss of like women

looks maxing they're they're getting surgery fucking every other month and so now guys they're too stupid to like at least do surgery they're just fucking themselves up they're so punk rock they're like DIY like fucking DIY and you're fucking Faces is crazy, dude.

It's crazy, dude. I don't know, man. I think, I think, of course, women got it differently because it's like, well, your worth is only in your physical appearance. So if you're not attractive, you know, you're not worth anything. You're a woman. And it's just like men, it's been taught that for sure. It sucks. It's really, again, it's women versus, it's literally, it's what's happening right now. It's women versus women. Men versus men. The looks maxers are all shitting on men and trying to make them look a specific way. And then vice versa. Because we know that we don't give a fuck about, say, a woman cutting up her face and how large, you, if you look at a woman with like large tits and like really juicy lips and my shit, you're like, oh, nice.

But also women that don't have all those features, you know, and if you're just vibing with her, you couldn't care less. Like none of that shit matters at all. We're also, we're also adults, not to mention, we're also well past that point in our lives where we cared even remote. about that stuff, you know? Dude, I have cared since like 16, dude. Like, there was like probably around that time when I was in high school where I would be, there was some girls that I snub because, oh, what are my homie? What would my homie thing?

Oh, you know, absolutely. That was like. I did that when I was younger too because you're young. You're young and you're impressionable. Oh, that's crazy. Past 16. I never had that. I've only, and I really have only snubbed one girl.

There was only one girl because she had a reputation that like she wore shorter skirts and they weren't even that shirt. We're just dumb kids. in the, so calling her a slut and all this crazy shit. And her skirts running out short. But like, I didn't want to associate with that because I'm like, I don't want to fucking deal with all that bullshit. And, uh, but then like I think, I look back and like that was a, that was, that was one

free pussy I just got rid of, which is fucking insane. And back in younger me, I'm like, bro, this is free pussy just got rid of. He's no fucking good. And then too, it was just like, it was just like there was, it was still so clearly just men. Yeah. Oh yeah. Like part of me's like that was a free slash free slash I could have fucking had.

Free slash free slash. I could have just had and it's like why did I do that. I don't understand why I did that for. And it was because I was I played basketball stuff like that. So I was like I wasn't really hyper popular but I was definitely like a known kids like all your day this person. That would reflect on me and I cared. I somewhat cared about that stuff until I was like maybe like end of high school. So it was just like oh, this is the waste.

Have you ever been genuinely upset that like you didn't smash? one that you clearly could have and you're like yes you're like what the yes oh my god dude that's good moron dude there's so many where I'm like ultimately

I'm glad that it didn't happen because it's just like I only I don't need more complication but sure that's crazy but for the sake of for the sake of like the list you know

There's like, damn, that would have been a cool. There was quite a few. I'm very happy where I end up. I'm in love and I'm happy right now. But there's quite a few that I was like, that I was like, I was in like girls' bedrooms, like hanging out on their beds with them.

And it's like, now I'm going to leave now. Stuff like that. Where it's like the signals are clearly there. And I'm like, hmm. I, but I also have that fear. I have if I fucking bread into me,

from fucking the shit I've experienced where I'm like Yeah I'm not going to do anything until I'm I'm I'm I'm being jostled Yeah I need her to do something Yeah I just kept us safe It's kept us safe so hey

There was this you know There was this like vaguely popular Kind of vaguely adjacent content girl That I was like kind of talking to a little bit But it was like it was like literally just It was like casual flirting I didn't take it seriously at all I don't think

I didn't think she did either. And then there was a point was like, do you like me? Like, really? And I was like, ooh, hmm. I could say yes and lie. Uh-huh. And just fly and do this real quick in the bounce, which would be fucking crazy.

But I remember just being like, no, but like this is, this is a bummer. I remember being like, this is a bummer because I'm not going to. Yeah. I'm not going to lie like this. Oh, I, Yeah, you're so close. I've definitely done that before.

I'm like, you like me? I'm like, yeah, I guess. Of course. By the way, by the way I said, by the way I said, you're in a different state. It's like you're in a different state. I'm not going to. No, I'm not doing like this is not.

I thought we're just, you know, having fun or whatever. I've state maxed before though, so I'm good. I've never. I've never. What is that? First of all, public, it's state maxing is so it's wrong. Even in general what you're saying. You've, you've taken state.

you've multiplied states. I have had women from different, not area codes, but different states. State codes. Yeah, state codes. But yeah, that, you know, it's all, I mean, it's, it's all. Listen, man, I've, I've flown for it. It's all silly. I've never flown for it.

I've never done that. For sure. Actually, who am I? Yes, I have. I've definitely, I definitely went to Florida when I was 17. Good stuff, man. And I was just like, oh, let's go. Shout out to Miami, dog. Miami, when you are, when you are legally allowed to be there, it's fire.

It's fire. When you're 17 and legally allowed to be there, you're like saying you're 21, fire time. It's crazy. I've never hung out. I passed through Miami and never got to hang out, unfortunately. I don't even know if I'm not really into, I'm not, I don't know, man. I'm not, I'm not into loud partying shit because I feel like that's what Miami is. I'm not into loud part either.

I mean, I was in a bitch as though. Okay. Yeah, fair. I was absolutely in pictures. And down there, they're trying to get that green card. So they're playing real basketball, you know. Yeah. Oh, here's a, here's a fun one.

Chipping my front teeth with nail clippers. Why? Road in. I saw a video of somebody doing this online and I was like, this can't be real. I just assumed it was AI and just moved on because I don't want to. That makes my face hurt. Yeah. Yeah, actually like I can feel it on my teeth, actually.

But they wrote in. They said, all right. I know I'm double-dipping this month I don't think I read your previous thing so you're fine but what the fuck is the context of that one second video of Sweeney holding a knife

while a mountain lion screams in the background on the snark tank Instagram Oh that's the way right? Yeah, snark tank IG on Instagram Was that everybody was over? Yeah, everybody came

I don't remember what the context was or why I think we just went. I think we just went to Chili's. No, no, that wasn't the Chili's Day. This was a different day. People, we were over at Kingston's House for some fucking reason. And people were playing, our friend Jake was trying to get us to play fucking Kirby Air Riders or whatever. Cool.

He was trying to get everybody to play. He loves that game. And so naturally, he wants to force it on everybody. Very. I'm not going to say it. Yeah. You wanted everybody to love I thought really unnecessary.

I thought really unnecessary. I love how there's no context at all. Yeah. That's a joke. That's a joke only for us. But we love you, Jake. Don't worry. They love you.

They love you too. Yeah. So we try to get everybody to play Kirby Airwriters. And if you've ever played Kirby Airwriters like I have or everybody else in that room, it's a fucking. incomprehensible video game. Like, if you're trying to learn that in, like, a group setting, it's not possible. It is schizophrenic.

It's insane. The controls are completely unintuitive. It doesn't, the game doesn't read well at all as to, like, what it's trying to get you to do. Nothing really makes it. It's a very, it's a very hyper-specific taste, okay? Absolutely. It's wild. And so people were screaming.

They were frustrated at it, obviously. and I don't really remember why I decided to record you but like you were holding a knife and you were wearing glasses and I was like there's something like vaguely domer-esque about this and I just wanted to get it on camera and that's that's the entirety of the video that's not like a small snippet of a larger video that I took that is the entire complete file on my phone

and I thought it was funny the way it looped and there's someone screaming in the background I was like yeah you know what fuck it yeah I tend to play with knives in my house that's insane but that's the context it's Kirby Air Riders making everybody

upset you don't juggle knives in your living room really? No that's crazy knife I try to remember

I tried to remember if I ever Knife juggling's pretty lit man yeah how many how many knives how many I'm at three right now and it's getting

it's getting dicey I'm probably gonna stop there Is that a pun is that a pun that you just said I think It was like completely unintended. I'm just, I'm really, dude, I have a comedy gene. I just refuse to cultivate it.

I complete refuse. I don't want to be better at this. The fuck. That's really smart. I like being dog shit. Randiip Kang wrote in. He says, uh, you guys think, do you guys think that it's the consumer's fault that High Guard failed?

Like that post, like, that wild light, uh, like that post that the Wildlight developer on Twitter was saying, or is there too much toxic positivity in the gaming industry? So if anybody who's not familiar, High Guard, was this like a free to play kind of, I don't even know how you would even describe it. It's like a it's like a moba with no AI enemies

and it's a hero shooter and it's tower defense. It's ancient, I don't know, like medieval, but there's guns. It's kind of all over the place. Guns and horses. It's, I don't know. I played it. I thought it was kind of okay. It was kind of good actually, but they had no real chance of like latching on.

But there was a developer that like posted about it and how he was saying like, man, it's crazy because everybody was telling us it's like if there's one game, people aren't worried about it's yours. They were telling them like all sorts of things where it's like this is so unique and so it's one of a kind. And it is actually, to be fair, it is like a weird game. It's more unique than it would seem at a glance to be fair. But basically the whole point is like they were just getting all this positive feedback to the point where they were just genuinely blindsided by the negativity and the fact that people just didn't care about it.

And so is it the consumer's fault that High God failed? I mean, technically, but it's also, but no, like you, they made a game. That wasn't great. That, um, I thought was kind of good, but it was like a little bit underbaked. That's a weird fucking, I did a whole Summinside episode about it so people can maybe go check that out. want but like it's it's just not um it feels over designed like there's too much going on but there's also not enough going on in the

too much going on it's very odd so I just think they kind of drop the ball it looks it looks noisy in concept but very bare bones and execution yeah so like so it's it's a free to play 3 v3 I think there's 5 v 5 now but uh hero kind of tower defense capture the flag type thing. It's very odd. But there's an example of it is like in the beginning there's like a tower, there's like a defense stage

or like a minute and a half where you're supposed to be building up your fortifications. But all you can do is like reinforce a wall so that a wall can take more damage. Like there's no like setting traps or anything. There's no like arming auto turrets or something or like it's like no this is the setup phase and it's just making walls kind of stronger. and you got a minute and a half to do that. And it's like there's really nothing to...

There's no choices to make here. It's really bland. And then it gets into the open world where it's like, oh, okay. There's like stuff to mine or whatever, but then there's nothing to fight out there. It's very odd. So I think it could have used like another year or something, and they probably would have had something kind of interesting.

But I think even then it's like there's no... The art, look, I think art style is so fucking important. I think art design is like... Street Fighter, if Street Fighter played exactly like Street Fighter but looked like, like really uninspired and really uninteresting, like I don't think that would be a popular game. Because it is about gameplay. Yeah, I think gameplay is important, but I think style is like the other half of it. I think at a certain point, I think at a certain point, style became so much more important.

I think initially in the inception of games like Street Fighter and like Mortal Kombat, like that, which they were stylized, but their stylized style wasn't like hype, like it wasn't hyper, hyper, hyper, individualistic, you know? My,

Mortal Kombat is very silent. No, no, I'm saying Mortal Kombat is for sure. But like Street Fighter kind of looks like S&K, kind of looks like, uh, final fatal fury,

you know? Yeah, but those are good games also. That's what I'm saying. It's like, but like they're kind of all like, that's kind of, that's kind of,

that's, what I'm saying is like high guard looks like, the things, Highguard looks like failed games. like it looks like a failed game it's not even emulating something that's interesting Concord had a similar thing although I thought Concord was just straight up ugly

as I thought Concord was straight up Concord took every bad design from Star Wars and put them all together in the game I feel like Does it seem like to me that What is it like This A lot of people will try to emulate The style of like Overwatch

But I feel like Overwatch is Overwatch or it's kind of like Yeah Fortnite. Fortnite is Fortnite. And so I feel like if you want to be safe, you kind of want to go dark. If you have like a dark fantasy vibe,

it instantly looks cooler and will draw in. Or just unique. Like, it at least would. And I guess I'm talking to myself specifically. Like if you get, if get any like, what was it? The veil guard. God damn it, if that shit looked cool.

I would hate it so much less. I still would be disappointed. But at least it wouldn't look like a goofy fucking like, like what the fuck, dude? At least it would be like a visual. And that's kind of the thing. It's like that's a lot of what your interaction with the game is. Like, yeah, you're playing it and you're feeling it or whatever.

But like you're looking at a screen. And so you're constantly inundated with like visual information and visual design language and stuff. And so like if you've got just nothing to latch on to, dude, there's a reason why like a lot of lives. Look, live service games are popular to, you know, shit on and, you know, I get it. But, like, there's a reason why, like, um, Marathon sticks out. You know what I mean? Like, that doesn't look like a lot of things.

And a lot of people hate it. A lot of people hate the way Marathon looks, but it looks distinct. It doesn't look like like, I think the same way with Destiny. Fucking a mobile game. It doesn't look like anything. The reason why Destiny succeeded, dude. Like, Destiny takes traits from several different things. But they're all cool things they take reference from, you know?

Yeah, keyword cool. And they mash them very cool. And they mash it all together. Very much so Star Wars, very much so Halo. Like it takes from those kinds of things, you know, very Western, but also kind of Eldridge and like, you know, outer goddess. Like it takes from all these things and it puts it together and it looks cool. And I think that's the thing is that people have been, well, obviously, I don't want to get into the whole capitalism bullshit. But like, people are not taking leaps on things that look cool to make things that look cool.

Like, I play D&D. I'm a huge fan of Dunners and Dragons. My favorite setting of D&D is a, like, a steampunk sort of post-World War version of, like, magical fantasy. That's my favorite version of it. A lot of people always go to the default, old Europe, Middle Evil Times. And I'm like, that setting is cool, and it's classic. but there are so many other more interesting aesthetics you can do in this genre that people just don't do anymore

you know and it was like let's just keep putting up the same kind of thing let's do let's do let's do uh swords and spells again sword spells dragons castles and it's like that is good that is tried and true but that is only one shade of it and it's it's not even the coolest shade you know you guys something um so two games that did really well, Arc Raiders, and shit, what was the bug killing one?

I already forgot what it's called. Hell divers, too. So Hell divers, too. Do you think those games, do you, and it's because the gameplay, people like the gameplay, though, but do you think those games would have done as well or even had a chance if they looked like really shiny

and cartoonish, like in the way that, like, right, it would have, I think it would have turned people off. Yeah, no. It wouldn't have done as well, for sure. not as well no. Yeah, no. I think people like Hell Divers because that's a Halo game that people wanted for a long time. Like fundamentally, that's what, like, even they don't shy away from that.

Like, they're like, this is ODST, like for sure. It's blatant in a lot of ways. But people were like, yeah, this is like, I like Halo. And so like, oh, a new kind of like a new this, but like it's like Halo and, what is it, Starship Troopers kind of mixed into the same thing. That's sick. Like, cool. Those are both cool things that I like.

like. And so seeing them together make sense and they work together and it's fun. Arc Raiders, art graders looks like somewhat generic, you could argue, where it's like the enemies are drones and they're just kind of big robots and everything's like kind of realistic in the design. But like it's that works for the type of game it is. You know, like that's kind of the other thing. It's like you got to match your design with what you're building. It's you can't always. And sometimes the opposite. Like, it's very weird. Like, sometimes you can have something that's, like, completely at odds with it and it works somehow because you've just got, like, a really good artist or like a really good team or whatever. So it's not, you can't really plan for it, I guess.

Because I'm sure somebody probably thought, like, dude, wouldn't it be cool to have, like, dark, like, wouldn't it be cool to have, like, kind of like a fantasy stylized game where there's guns and horses? like I think there's probably a team that could make that work yeah I agree because that's like I mean Destiny's like like Destiny is that without horses you know what I mean like you could damn near like argue

that there's there's plenty of places of Destiny that feel like what I think they were trying to do yeah with High Guard but they just didn't have the chops to do it because they were just like I don't know I think let's make let's make clash of clans the concept's too noisy of High Guard already

like everything you already meant is like there's too many things going on to begin with yeah it's like oh this is not going to work out well And it demands a lot of patience. Like the thing that I noticed was that like the beginning, like the first five minutes of that game, every match you have, every time without exception, the first five minutes of gameplay of that of that game, no matter what is just no action whatsoever. It's just it's it's it's fortifying a wall. It's like mining for resources. It's like looting chests for like, but like there's no combat to be seen in the first like five minutes of a multiplayer match.

And it's like, that works in like maybe battle royale games or extraction shooters where there's always a chance that it might happen. And the tension is kind of what keeps you on edge. It's what's engaging about it is that you could go 10 minutes without finding anybody or shooting anybody. But like that's not guaranteed. Sometimes in the first minute you'll get fucked up. But if you're guaranteed like five minutes of downtime at the beginning of every single multiplayer match, it's just like, I don't know, man. That's like, that's a level of patience that, um, I don't know if I would bet on from like your average person. Like, that's kind of crazy. So I don't know. There's a lot wrong with High Guard.

I think it's interesting. I thought it played fairly well. I thought it was kind of interesting. It reminded me of like the, it reminded me of like the shadow run or like those weird multiplayer games that would come up on the 360 that I enjoyed well enough. But like, under no circumstance was I going to be like, if my friends were like, hey, you guys want to play. if my friends sent me an Xbox invite to like, Oh, Call Duty 4 or Gears of War 2 or Halo 3 while I was playing Shadow Run, under no circumstances

was I going to be like, sorry guys. I'm busy playing Shadow Run. Right. Right. You know what I mean? Like it was just not, they were fun and they were cool and I appreciated them, but there's, no, not brother. Too much good stuff right now. I'm like, you can't.

Yeah, dude, especially right now, like, Resident Evil's coming out soon. So, Resident Evil, the new Castlevania game, I'm so excited. How close is that Castlevania? No fucking clue.

Oh, it's just 20, 20, 26. Just this year. That's all we know. I'm genuinely fucking pumped about that.

I haven't, like, a new 2D Castlevania game is, I can't even begin to talk to you about how much I. Symphony Night is probably

my third favorite video game of all time. And I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I cannot, wait to play that fucking game man oh my god you're at belmont again too which is crazy we haven't i just realized we haven't convened since um the the reception to that got a war game that

apparently sucks oh people people hate it i thought it's fine yeah people people don't like you think it's fine it's fine that's kind of the problem though i guess it's nothing like is that like oh my god i adore this but it's like oh it's fine i enjoyed it at least i've definitely seen a lot of mixed reactions. But nobody's saying they love it. I haven't seen anyone be like, this fucking rules. Yeah. It doesn't look bad.

Everything that I've seen, it doesn't look bad. The people that play God of War, probably not the people that want to play that kind of game. That's very fucking true. That's the thing. I don't one thing for sure. It's like, oh, I wasn't looking for fucking Kid Cratos, dude. What the, what it was?

No, no. No. Yeah. Even to me, I look, I remember when they first announced it and I was like, it's cool like I when I reacted to it at first I was like oh the idea that they shadow dropped a god war game is fucking cool yeah like who the fuck knows how how good it was going to be but um I yeah the premise of it being like hey it's it's child cratos before he has

anything interesting about him uh he's not even like designed interestingly like he's he looks he looks like an n PC it's just like ooh I don't know about this so like I'm looking at the god of war sons of Sparta that's what this is is right yeah yeah February 11, 2026, yeah so this I'm looking at the

Metacritic I want you to guess what the Metacritic is what? Solid 72. 72? 72. That's pretty good.

What do you think? I'm going to say 68. So the MetaScore for critics is 66. Okay. And then the user score is

and the user score is six. What? What? Yeah. Wait, out of a hundred? No, brother, like six out of ten. I was like, wait, my, I'm tripping, tripping. It's 66 out of a hundred.

I was like tripped. I was like, what the fuck? That game is not even near that. No, that would be like the all time. I think that would be the worst rated game of all time if that were the case. That's six out of a hundred. I was like, what the fuck? That game is so not bad.

That's so not. Yeah, it makes sense. I mean, people that play God of War not expecting that, you know, that's like a fucking platforming game that people are just not like, it's not the right demographic. So I understand. No, I don't even think that's it. I think, I just think like, let me put it this way.

In the grand scheme of Metroidvania's that you played, is it even top 25? Not even, no, no, no. Yeah. No, no. Well, there you go. Is it better than guacamale? No. Yeah, well, if it ain't better than guacamale, it ain't.

I like guacamalea a lot, by the way, but like it's like, it's, uh, it's, uh, Guacamale 2 is fire. That game is actually awesome. And I played the second one. I don't remember which one I played. I don't remember which feels one or two. I have,

I think I have a copy from the team. That game is fired. The first one, the first one was very, very good. Second one was awesome. I was like, this is really, really fun.

All right. So here's another question by, oh, Cratos. Cratos calling a black man boy. Nice. wrote in. Nice.

He says, would you guys slap your other co-hosts in the face with your Cox for $20? No. No way. Thank you for writing it. I'm going to jail for that. That's crazy. No.

What the fuck are you doing? The idea that that would even be like attempting offer to people is insane. No less than like, I don't know. I can get, I probably can guess your ethnic background and where you're from. I know where you're from. I know where ethnicity you are as well. too. What, uh, what's the price for that, do you think? To slap you with my penis, uh, I don't, I'd probably just say no most of the time. Even if that money was off me, I wouldn't believe it. And I would still just keep saying no. Because I feel like that's a, that's a charge. If someone, if some, look, let me put it this way. If, if, if, if I slat, if you woke up one day and I slapped me in the face with my cock. Chris, I'm probably going to really hurt you. I'm probably going to at least break. No, but no, but no, but hold on. Listen, I will explain my seat. I'll explain. I'll explain.

You got to explain quick, but while I'm fucking waking up and about to attack you. Listen, somebody, somebody offered me $200 million to do this, and now I have $200 million. Okay. I'll even give you like half of it. Okay, good. That would sell me to, if you, I have two minutes. I'd be like, okay, I got slapped with a dick. Am I getting something out of this?

Well, hold on. Maybe after, maybe after taxes. I'll see, I'll see what happens after taxes, and then I'll split that 50-50. I wouldn't even actually split 50-50 to me. I'll just be like, just give me like $500,000. What's the minimum? Is that the minimum?

I'm being honest. I don't, I'm not a pricey guy. You know, I know I understand myself. I'm not a pricey guy. But at the same time, this is like,

the lowest is like maybe like 800,000. 800,000? I'm going like 500,000. But I got to get enough money to give this motherfucker a good amount. And when you guys are you guys, so you guys don't fucking send me to jail. You know, that's the thing as well,

too. Because there's the thing, like, under, I don't want, I don't, ideally I would never be slapped in the face with anybody's coffee, let alone, let alone people that I know. But if it was explained to me that like, hey, listen, like, there's the, I got a lot of money from doing this just now. I could, you know what, almost be like, you know what? I'm, I'm going to, I don't want to see you for like maybe a week. Because I got a process what the fuck just happened. But I understand, man. It's hard out there, you know?

Yeah. Because for me, it's like now, now I have to do this money, but I got to shit with somebody else. So I got to change my rate, you know, because I can't just have my regular rate to be the same thing. Because now somebody else is involved. What's enough? What's enough money for me to go, go do some fucking wild shit? Oh my fucking God. Yeah, probably like, probably like, probably like 75 to 100.

70, wait, 75,000. $100,000. 75. I got to be honest with you If you gave me, if you did that to me And you got $750,000 If you got $100,000 for doing that to me Which would mean you would end up be

Like after taxes, what is that? You'd end up with like 30,000 maybe I don't know if I would accept that really Like the amount that you do it for Would determine how long it would take for me to speak to you again I think That means how much you value upsetting me really bothering.

Yeah, like 30 grand brother, like a fucking year of an impoverished person's salary. Like Derek is the kind of, we make for Derek all the time about this, but like the idea is like Derek would rather get, I don't know, shot with a gun and have somebody come on him.

So for this guy, I got to give him, I got to give him a good chunk. So for him they cool. Yeah. I think I'd still, I think to be fair, like I think I'd rather be slapped

with a dick than come on. Absolutely. fucking lute. I don't know. Giving come dogs too intimate. Imagine you see the guy coming on you, too, and you're like, you have to look at this fucker, just make the shittiest face ever as they come on you. And you got to be, look at it.

Look at it. It's truly killing him. Like that, like that fucking random hamster image. That's like spirit breaking shit, bro. Just completely dead face. That's spirit. Oh, fuck, hold on. I got to go grab the charger for this. Okay.

That would really bother me, but I don't think I'd fall apart. I'd be like, oh, this is really bad. I'll be really upset. Like the cock smacking thing, I could definitely get over that because I'm like, I would be very upset. But if I got a large sum of money, absolutely I can get over it a big. But let's say you get cock smacked, right? And then your teeth get loosened.

Well, that's, again, like, then it would have to increase exponentially of the amount of money. Because now the dental work. hits your face, loses your teeth, busts one of your lips wide open. Why, like, this shit is open. You're bleeding. Your teeth are loose. You got probably a mild concussion

because this guy walloped you with his penis. And you got to just, you gotta just endure that. You gotta just, because I've seen some girls in porn to get hit with my penis that look like my arm. And I'm like, you are not okay. Like, you should,

they should probably take a break between this scene, see if you're okay, and then get back to doing what you guys are doing. doing because that's this is wild dude people you're not fine you're not fine after getting pummeled by a cock is crazy dude like it just slapped in general like i don't know man i don't i don't get it you know a fair fair play if you're into that shit but um getting like hurt that seems pretty that seems pretty intense man getting hurt from a strike with a penis seems yeah seems completely hard as you fucking can and yeah you're and you're and you're dazed

you get hit and you put your arm up like the protective arm up to try to keep it from happening again so yeah you're talking a cool 7500 dollar take take the swat to take the whack yeah we're back yeah what we guys talking about seven 50 thousand dollars what i'm probably given yeah probably that You know, but it's got to be from someone that actually, you know what? We can't step it up. It's got to be from somebody that you genuinely do not like. Oh, God damn it. I can't.

Like, uh, uh, Joe Budden. Joe Button's like, hey, I'm going to, I'm going to smack you with my cock. Look, Kigston. Hey, I can't do his fucking voice. Look, guys, being a Jamaican man, I have a base degree of homophobia just built into me. and I try to suppress that part of my culture, my heritage. But it's in there. It's in there.

Yeah. It's been weakened over the years. Restrained. This question isn't the same. Oh. Let's hear it. Why does this guy? Huh?

What? So it's the guy who, it's the guy who makes his, his name and profile picture me fat. Oh, yeah. All the time. Yeah. Except he's made me black now.

Oh, sick. so oh man Chris black morbidly obese gun rode in nice nice he says hi monkfish looking bitch ass milkies I don't like that

I don't like that at all he says what's the most down bad goon comment you've ever seen I saw a guy genuinely asked a model to sit on a glass table and shit I know I knew that we got us.

Yeah. That is so disgusting. Oh, my goodness. I know that was a trope. He offered Japanese, he offered to pay and everything. Japanese, like, executive porn thing or something. There was like some trope in that or in Japan

of, like, shooting on glass tables or something. Yeah, I remember, I think it was drawn together. they did a bit about that too just like that that was like a thing or it is a thing and it's like come on guys there's no light in this there's no light in this world man that's crazy there there is light but there's so much darkness there's so and every time you look into the light there's always darkness there too and you're like come on let me just have this let me just have this yeah i don't know if i have i don't know if i have an answer i don't know if anything comes to There was one thing that I remember a long time ago where somebody is like I would I would let it was like some actress that I remember being like why her.

But it's like I would let this actress peel it like a banana. And he said banana and wrote it down. And it's just like that is fucking weird. I've definitely definitely during when we were watching the Super Bowl, we were watching the Super Bowl's performances at one of our friends' houses. And we were all fucking this going crazy over Shakira because obviously Shakira. And I was like, what did I say? I said something crazy. Dude, I was going through my phone and I have a video from years ago of Shakira shaking

ass and it's saved on my phone. It's the only thing like that on my phone. From like, I do not save porn on my phone or anything like that. But like I was going through my photos. It was like this like 10 second video of Shakira from like 2017 or something. I'm like, why do I have? I need to keep this. You were like, I need to hold on to this.

Yeah, I was like I need. It's screen recorded. So like I recorded it and I cropped it. Excellent. That's crazy. I don't know, man. It was pretty good though. I didn't delete it.

I was like, you got to leave it. I said like I would. I said something about like she was like dancing on a pole and it's like I'd lick the color off that pole or something like that or something like that. I would lick her clothes off her body. That sounds that sounds familiar. Something like that. And then my girlfriend looked at me.

It was like, brother. Hey, man. Ew. It was like, hey, come back to us. Ooh. This is kind of an interesting. I don't have any, I don't really have answers for this one. I just thought that was a funny comment.

Yeah, I don't either. That is honestly disgusting. But in the voice of the mask, somebody taught me. That's pretty funny. That's a scary. him asking for that is scary because you're like uh-oh. Yeah, because you're like, he's going to pick. He's going to pick, and you're not going to have a say he's.

You're just going to be doing something. You're going to do it. He's going to start saying everybody's going to start dancing and be like, oh, no, I'm dancing toward his penis. And it's green. No, it is it. It is body doesn't turn green. I feel like his big is green too. I feel like his big is blue green.

What do we have a mask on his dick? What do we have a mask on his dick? Am I misremont? Wait, hold on. Am I miss? No, you're right. You're right. But I feel like his dick is, like his dick is bright green too.

You fucking asshole. You may be like genuinely doubt my own recollection of the mask. Like dark broccoli green. And you're just like, chik, chik, boop, chik, chik, where you're like, no. No. No. You're shaking. You're doing so well, too.

Maracas. Your mouth is so wide open. Just in. No, Cuban Pete. No. His dick comes out of his pain. Well, Yeah.

Anyway, he says, Hey, four eyes, first time patron here. I joined after seeing the Jeopardy clip. Welcome. Welcome. Hey. Welcome aboard. This is one day ago, so it's fairly fresh.

Welcome. In the latest episode 397, Chris jokes that the Pirates of the Caribbean is so good. He doubts, oh, the score, I guess. Yeah. It's so good that he doubts Hans Zimmer even composed it. Funny you say that, Chris, because Hans Zimmer is known in the industry of for heavily utilizing co-composers, and there have been a few whistleblowers who have come out and said Zimmer basically abused their labor. Specifically, specifically on the Pirates theme.

Klaus Baddelt is responsible for most of the main iconic songs for Pirates of the Caribbean. I look into that. That's interesting. I don't doubt that either when, like, a lot of times the head composer or just the head of anything, it's like they didn't fucking do everything, of course. yeah yeah they're they're not they're not unresponsible for it like but it's it's kind of like um marty o'donnell always gets a lot of the credit for the for the halo music but like michael salvatory was like working with him as well and he he stayed with destiny for years and years and years so he did like uh um uh kaysen you know the what is it the deepstone crypt oh yeah

and that kind of thing and it's just like oh he's also brilliant yeah absolutely so like i'll say probably isn't maybe i was supposed to stupid shit marty o'd post on twitter so you know Thank you. He definitely, he definitely does not. God damn, Marty O'Donnell, that nigga can't. The shit he puts, it makes me depressed. It makes me depressed. Yeah.

There's like a few people who I think, I don't know. You have to be really talented, I think, to earn your retardation, you know. I don't know if he's there. He's almost there. Like I think, I think Marty O'Donnell could almost be that. but he also hasn't made like a you know he hasn't done a good score in for fucking forever so like i don't really know how valid it is that's a similar thing happened with uh what is it uh willie willie cologne died uh a couple days ago he's like a puerto rican salsa kind of musician guy

really big for our my family in particular but he's like i think kind of a chud something or not a chud because like that's like online there's no way there's There's no way Willie Cologne fucking knows who clavicular is or any of that shit. But like, he's the right wing guy. And I remember when he died, I said like, oh, uh, rip Willie Cologne, uh, legend or whatever. And people were like, he's a, he's a fucking, he's a fucking this. And I'm like, yeah, I know. He's earned it.

He's fine. He's, he's dead. And he also can't vote. So like, whatever. He's like, it's whatever. But I get that. I don't. I don't know.

For me, most. Uh, you gotta be like, you were like that with Kanye for a while. Uh, like you excused a lot of Kanye stuff. I did. It got to the point where it's up until the point where it got like, you kind of got a shit of grid off the pot on this. Yeah, I definitely, I definitely was on Kanye side longer than most people were for sure. For sure. Not going to act like I wasn't.

He was, he was my artist, man. That was like, that was my artist. Right. That was like my favorite artist for a while. And then he just. Yeah, yeah. You said he shared a room with you. Uh, never said.

that. I feel like I'd be scared sharing him with Kanye because he's just, he's just so off the walls. I couldn't sleep comfortably near that guy. You said, like you told me years ago, you like he kept calling you his cousin or something? That's crazy. You know what young I am? Probably not that much. Probably not that much. Probably like no more than like 12 years. I have, I have younger cousins. I don't see what the problem is. I have one younger cousin actually, only. That's crazy. I've only one other cousin. They're slacking.

anyway that's not a second cousin i have one young cousin is this one no you don't let's see okay well never mind let's see let's see let's see let's see what is another thing just read them all off chris go any anyone you see just read anyone i read okay i'm gonna read this one not not there's this is not vetted president kingston's fan club hanging the swineata for and then it cuts out says hey guys curious what you guys think about the scottish guy with turettes who said the end we're on stage to Michael

basketball Jordan. Oh, we talked about this right? Yeah. Should he be, so A, should he be forced at gunpoint to apologize for being disabled or B, is it okay for white people to say whatever they to say that whenever they want even say 600

times per day? Which of these two particular answers do you agree with? You can choose only one. Disabled one for sure. Yeah, definitely apologize for being disabled. What's wrong with you? Yeah, you got to, yeah, you got to, yeah, What the fuck you're doing? Like you put it sideways to you got it.

I'm sorry right now. And he says it three more time. Sorry, I can't help it. I get nervous. Yeah. And he just fucking just breaks it to a course of them. He just turned it to a singularity.

He's saying the N-word so much. Just like drawing people in towards it. Here, this is a fun one that I wasn't aware of until kind of recently. Uh, who, who, May Giger wrote it. Nice.

That was close. Have you all heard the Brazilian dub for Cratos in God of War I? Hearing such a soft and almost sensual Portuguese come from Cratos is hilarious. So here's a time stamped link of one of his speeches. So I heard that that is a fan-made dub. There were fan-made dubs before a guy officially came on. They did projects for other games as well.

And that's why it's so, it sounds like he's quiet, like he's whispering, like he's yelling. He's like whisper screaming. Like he's recording in his mom's house and he doesn't want her to know. I did see that, but I saw a lot of people clarifying that, that, it's fan made. And I was like, that sounds about right. Honest. He's so clearly in a closet in a room later. at night where he's got like

I can't wake my neighbors up. I can't yell because my mic's not good enough to do it. I think that's so funny. I think about God of War one a lot and like that nigga that killed Crados. What was he on? That fucking barbarian dude.

What was that nigga drinking? Like what was? Oh, well he pretty much submitted him. He beat that. He beat him. He's like, what are you? I literally think I think about that. I thought about that.

Who's guy is that? The thing, it's all kind of retcon because at the time, there was no like, oh, Cretos is a demigod already. You know, and the first god of war, it wasn't, they didn't map out everything like,

oh, this is his son and all this shit. Because then it's like, it makes sense that maybe a barbarian king could best Cretos because he was just a brilliant warrior. But then when you learn, oh, this is fucking Zeus's son. How the fuck did this guy,

Who is this guy? It was this. They should make a story about him. Barbarian king from God of War. From God of War. That's what it's called. From God of War. This guy's old story.

It's cool. She's just beating the dog shit out of the Greek people. And he makes another return in the second one. And you whip his ass again as an undead. And then you steal his weapon. And it's a, so I still am like, why does he get this special treatment? Because most people, people or it's just there

is something going on with him and it's and there needs to be more of an explanation. It's layered right now. It's baking. Atreis is going to fight him in the next game series. It's going to be a son of war. He's not the fighter. Just like, what the hell is this guy, dad? What is this?

The word on the street is that the next God war game is Atreus. Well, it shouldn't be God of war. Um, well, too bad. not on now right isn't he didn't he leave he let it's gonna follow him he's gonna be the main yeah yeah yeah that's what we heard but we're kind of like well i thought that was gonna be like a short it was gonna be like a miles morales thing like just now it's a quick hitter and then you guys are still working on craters going to egypt or some bullshit well i think isn't it doesn't he just

based on way he comes he stays he stays in what you call in um in northland so the idea of what some people were thinking is uh, Etraeus is going to get into some bullshit and eventually draw him over there. To like, yeah. He's old.

Like, who knows the fuck gonna happen? He's old. I don't want Kratos anymore. Let them be, keep them out. Make your own thing. I would rather,

to be honest, I would rather just have the old games brought up to be honest with you. Like I don't even, I don't really. Kratos is done. Like he's old now. I agree. I think he cried from happiness.

He's a, but he's a bitch to me now. I don't give a fuck about none of the shit he does no more. So listen. I got so happy he cried. Pussy. Yes. Pussy shit.

Needler deGrasse Tyson wrote it. Nice. He says, how's it going? The majority report. Do y'all yourselves a favor and look up Portuguese Vigita panting? I feel like I saw that a long time ago. So I did.

I haven't heard it yet. But I'm sure this is. Oh, yeah. Put it to the mic, please. Put that in the chat. What was that? That is fucking crazy. That is fucking great.

It's called Portuguese Vigida Orgasms is the video. The name of the video. I mean, pretty accurate. That is crazy, dude. Hearing Vigida with that voice making those sounds is beyond cursed. What is... And here I was thinking it can't be that bad. dude that is that's crazy that's rough crazy

what is that actually ruined my day what's up with Portuguese dude what's up what's going on is it like the the Portugal Portuguese or is a Brazilian so I want to know I think that's more in Brazilian we're not gonna we're not gonna know by year we're just no way I absolutely are gonna know there's no way I understand no Portuguese at all I'm gonna say just Brazilian just because like you know

their culture is pretty they're all like they're pretty horny down there dude yeah i don't know Portuguese like doesn't even register as even remotely Spanish to me it's not it's I know but like you know there's like a few things that

crossover of course because Portuguese Portuguese is more similar to like maybe like Italian is one that's similar to relatively all of them but Portuguese is like absolutely not Spanish

like not at all. I'm not even like fluent in Spanish but some words crossover. The most of the root words. These are all Latin. So you probably see the same. You probably see like similar ways of like saying things. But like it's but yeah. It's kind of like none of it.

So you have like what? Grazie and then you have gracios. So those are pretty close. But then you have like Portuguese. It's like obrigado. Completely different. So it's like all right. Like where would that come from?

What is Spider-Man doing? What Virginia was just doing He's doing a straddling Chris's mic Yeah Stone Cold Stevie Wonder That's the name I read earlier He wrote in

Says hi guys Listening hi guys listening to NPR Explained clavicular Mogging and jester gooning Oh I don't know what those means I don't know I genuinely I'm not even exaggerating This is the first time that I've been like

Okay I'm old I keep hearing about mocking but I haven't looked it up. I understand mauging as a premise. Jester gooning, I'm sorry. I kind of refuse to even know at a certain point of that. Jester gooning sounds insane. That's dog shit.

That's okay. Oh. Do you remember that that tweet that was going around where it's like clavicular, absolutely a frame-mogged while jester gooning and stuff like that. It was just a bunch of words that I was just like, this is like. What is jester-goon-in? I'm going to look that up right now, but I see what mauging means. I get it.

yeah magging i can somewhat kind of like it's kind of like people you know when they're just outshining or like oh say when you when oh she ate you know she uh yeah she's fucking fucking mocking i think actually kind of has a purpose as a word uh i could see it okay gesture what is jester maxing jester maxing that's what came up what the fuck is that like like being a comedian jester gooting is an internet slang term that combines the concepts of jester maxing focusing on humor clowning to get attention. I literally attach maxing to fucking everything, dude. But I mean,

Eric, Eric, you do it. As a joke. You do it. And guess what? That's jester maxing. What you're doing right there.

I think it's stupid. So I'm making a joke out of it. And they're like, oh no, I'm going to actually unironically say jester maxing and fucking looks maxing. And you know, the other thing that annoys me is that they fucking double the X's. and that is absolutely not necessary in the English language.

You don't need to put two Xs in boxing, doxing, maxing. It's just one. Like, what the fuck? I love the rules. Double Xing it, making it a little more badass. Yeah, put three. Then I'll be like, okay. Oh, triple X.

This tweet is insane. This is a real tweet. This was going around. I remember seeing this being like, I'm not even, I shut my phone off. I think when I read this. But it was like clavicular was mid. gesture gooning when a group of foids came and spiked his cortisol levels. Foids?

Phoids, I guess. Oh. So girls or women. Okay. And it says, is gooning is ignoring the foids while munting and monging moids more useful than SMV Chadfishing in the club? And I read that and I was like, I can't. trying to invent a whole new language.

They are. It's like, this is going to be like, this is, it's a, it's a, it's a rich text. Are you okay over there, Kingston? You look like you, uh, you're having a, you look at your sleep maxing. Yeah. He is absolutely sleep maxing. It got them. Brother is, uh, meditate gooting.

Yeah. No, I just, I just saw the world change around me. That's it. You know, I just witnessed. a change. Yeah. At least we're behind. There's no way this shit's going to catch on though. Like it's not going to stay.

It's like the word. It's like Bay. Bay did not. It was like Babe is already short enough. Bay is not going to stay. And it did not. It is just fucking. I remember that too.

I remember when that was that was around and being like what is the, this is. That's my bad. It's already one word. Babe. I'm like, why do I need to make that any shorter? That's stupid. That sentence,

like that word ages you, I think actually. You know, I mean, like, it's kind of like, like, I, me and Lily coach with the bubs. Bubb? I say, babe. I call her boobbies. Your relationship is, uh, your relationship, Kinkson, is, um, Wolverine code.

Yeah, you guys are all Wolverine maxing. Rah! You're fucking, you're, you're, you're, you're Wolvergoon. Yeah, you will. God, I hate all this. Dinner, Bub. What's for dinner, Bub? What's for dinner, Bub, I don't know.

I don't know. You guys just, you greet each. I love that shit. I still think about that every time. That's a pretty cool fucking emote. Yeah. Ching, Ching.

That's cool. Let's go, nigga. Dude, when he wins, like he'll like, there's one of them where he's posing backwards and he takes his cow off. Yeah.

And his ass is so fucking detailed. And I'm like, bro, that if you, that's goon maxing. Like somebody really detailed his ass being like, the one who does is. He does the X afterwards and he's shaking.

And I'm like, you're not healthy. Or you're probably the most healthy technically. But it's like this is just. I love the animation. They're longer than they should be. They're like longer than all of his torso. And it's like that's not how they're. Dude, they start like one foot long.

It's it's I love the if you just pause the frames like it and they just start looking at all of them. You're fucking crazy, dude. I love it. He's like, he's like somehow. like leaning forward down while also walking forward and it's like you're squatting while walking you're walking and squatting at the same time

how are you doing this and my healing factor makes it so I could have the knees of a toddler they're all lubricated all right so Commander Shepherd Tony Soprano saving everyone in the Normandy

wrote in I assume I'm filling in Normandy. It just says the and then it cuts up. Okay. But he says, this will be the last one that we'll go on to a, we'll read the names of our $25, and up patrons after this. Yeah. But he says, uh,

Hey guys and Chris, can we get an update on your viewing of the Sopranos? Just finished it myself and I would say it was pretty good. I didn't have a particularly negative reaction to the ending probably due to knowing about it for years. Yeah, I know what the ending of the Soprano is. I, I, or the Sopranos is, I don't care. It's fine. it's good I will say like the way people

were talking about it though I expected something very very different and I don't even think it's in the conversation for the like it's it's a the way that people

were talking about the Sopranos was like I felt like I was being primed for like a Breaking Bad kind of show or a Breaking Bad tear show and I just I don't think it is it's very good

and it's it's fucking it's funny it's funnier than I thought it was it's kind of it's it's a lot more of a comedy than I thought it would be but I don't think I don't know why people even compare it to Breaking Bad because it's really not even

I think just really not even slightly similar just like it's it's really not it's kind of like people are just recommending like iconic shows right it's really yeah I think they're both shows kind of about dickheads you know sure but I think I think

but Tony Soprano but but Tony Soprano and everybody around him is so comically ridiculous. And then there's like elements of the show that like it feels like even the serious things are done for a joke. Like there's a character. It is. No, but so listen, there's a character that gets killed, right? And he gets, um, he gets in trouble and he escapes for a little bit and he's walking down the street.

And a fat, the fattest man I've ever, Dave, Dave Blunts. The fattest man I've ever fucking seen walks up behind him, pulls out the, fakes gun you've ever seen shoots him in the back of the head and he just kind of politely lands on a pile of snow and then this fat dude takes forever to walk back into his car and drive away and it's like a serious moment but I think it's hysterical and I don't know if I'm supposed to I think maybe I am but also like it's kind of up in the air it's good but like you know what happens with the Sopranos I get to the season finale

of like all of these seasons and I'm like oh that was the season finale that just kind of felt like another episode it doesn't feel like anything wraps up ever I love that show I think it's so funny I think every moment I think I think Tony Soprano is such an interesting fucking funny character

no he is I like I like everybody in that show to be honest with you like there's a character I can't remember I think it's Paul his name's Polly Walnuts which is insane but he'll make a joke about something. It'll be like

and he'll be like, hey, do you hear what I said? And then he'll immediately repeat the joke verbatim again. And I saw comments where it's just like, brother has kill cams on his own jokes. I was like, that is so fucking funny. Granted. Kill cams. Yo, that shit got me.

Holy God. Dude, that's genuinely hilarious. That's a hell. That's probably the funniest comment I've seen in like years. But yeah, it's good. I just don't think it's in the same kind of. I don't think it's, I was expecting something a little bit more heavy and I was expecting like bit more revelations, I guess. And there's also like parts in that show where you think it's going to lead somewhere and then it just kind of doesn't. How far are you? Like there was a whole rape arc. How far are you? Where like a character gets raped and like and you and you kind of expect. that it's going to play in at some point. And like, oh, like, oh, this person knows the mob and might at some point reveal information, even though they shouldn't that'll get that guy killed or it'll be like a whole thing. And it just kind of doesn't have. And things, it just, it literally never comes into play. There was no consequence of it. And did you finish a joke?

That happens a couple times. It happened again in an earlier. episode. I can't remember what the I can't remember what the premise is, but I think it was something about Meadow. Fuck, I can't remember. That's crazy. Maybe not. But like there was another, oh, a pedophile is like outed

in the community or whatever. And they're debating whether or not to kill him or something. And you think it's kind of going there or they're going to do it and then they just kind of don't. And it's like I don't know. I like the soprano is quite a bit, but I think it's It's a different kind of show. Yeah.

At this point, I'm at the very, very beginning of season four. So I don't know how it, I kind of don't know how it ends. Maybe season four is crazier than the other ones, but like, I think season is my favorite.

I know the season, season three is pretty good. I know the series, I know the season finale of season four of Breaking Bad is, one of the best things I've ever seen. I'm not really expecting that out of this, but like I'm, you know,

it's a good. You know what show is fucking hilarious? Night of the Seven Kingdoms, the new game of on show that show's crazy good it's insanely good and I'm like why is this so it's it's I was like

I thought everybody hated that I thought everybody I wasn't that like a garter didn't people like think it was trash I thought you oh no I'm thinking of I'm thinking of rings of power I'm thinking of the war of the rings yeah that people people hated the first thing of power a lot and then like the people that were there to hate

bullshit just to hate bullshit left and then it's pretty good. Like the ending got the hard season three was good. There's three seasons that show. I don't know. I thought it's crazy. Or two seasons. Season two is good.

I have no idea. I trust him my friend who's not like into the dumb like he's not into the culture of outrage at all. And he was kind of disappointed because he's a big Lord of the Rings fan. And so I haven't checked it out yet from that. But since I'm not as fucking geeked out as them, it probably won't be as bad as it won't be as bad for me. you know what I'm saying? Yeah. But yeah, I'm not surprised about the other show,

the Seven Kingdoms or whatever, because the House of the Dragons is pretty fucking good when I saw the first season. And I was like... Season two is even better, which is crazy. Yeah, and I was like... Setting 2 is not the end of season 1. Season 1, season 1, season 1, ending is amazing.

Yeah. But season 2 is really, really, really good. Very surprised. This is a fucking good show. But yeah, I haven't... I didn't catch up with... But like, same, Game of Thrones is one of those shows. Like, you know, for the first handful of seasons.

To me, I'm like, that's... still the best television I've ever seen. It's fucking very good. You don't think it's better than Tony Suprano seeing his daughter or the black man being raised to him than having a panic attack afterwards. I think that moment, that moment is so genuinely

hilarious because they're just talking like about school. I don't even think he's flirting with her. It is like, yeah, I'm helping Vera with her homework. You know, she needs up with this thing. And he's like, hey, you're a black person. And he goes into the kitchen.

It has a. panic attack right after yeah yeah this way he was like trying to make his sandwich or some shit or his cabagool and he was like a black person was in here yeah it's it's so funny because doesn't he get triggered by

he doesn't he get triggered by like a thing of uncle Benzor right yeah yes I think that was it I think that was it uncle bids the right that was he falls a heart he sees a black person on a that was packaging and then fucking loses it is it is so

I've seen that clip for years because like obviously it's it's an Uncle Ben joke so duh I'm going to see that but oh my god that show's so fucking funny I think it's it's what I'm like about that show he was shot by a migrant well I like about that show so much is that it's a complete fuck you to all of that mafioso cool aesthetic that's the thing I think people have bad media literacy there's a lot of good fellas people I didn't even realize how many goodfellas people were in it like of course Chris Christopher was in Goodfellas.

The fucking therapist was in Goodfellas too. I didn't even realize she was the main girl from Goodfellas. I was like, that's fucking, but I think that people don't understand what they're watching. Wait, this is cool. It's like,

it's not supposed to be cool. It's supposed to be this lifestyle's really fucking stupid. That's the thing. To be fair, even in Martin Scorsese movies. Oh no, it's supposed to be stupid too. Where people think it's cool.

Like it's, this is hell for, everybody and like every everyone sucks you know it's dumb everybody pretends to be tough and they're really just like an over-emotional hot-headed fucking idiots all of them um it's just shot well so people just think it's cool right i would say like some of the two the most iconic uh like godfather um and like say different like you know it's scarface but still like mob shit it's like really iconic people think this is so cool and you'll see merch of this shit all the time but I'm like look what happens to

the main characters look at how fucking uh even the godfather died in the most pathetic way imaginable uh fucking it's just like this work this life isn't worth it at the end of the day kind of a thing and they miss all of that shit like they miss all the like the horrible

things that happened throughout it this dude's son was fucking Swiss cheese this happened this happened it's just a bunch of murder this this man sunny at the toll booth is such a crazy scene that scene is dude I look I look I'm not a big Godfather fan, but that scene is crazy. It's a great scene.

I watched that movie with my grandma. That was like the last thing I mean her really, really watched together. We watched those two movies. And I remember watching that her and she'd be it. She literally was like, Dios, meo, that guy is dead. That was like, Grandma, no, really? I was like, Grandma, I don't think Superbad could survive that. That is that.

That is crazy. God. They gunned Superman down at the time My boy What they did to my boy It's like The fact that they even showed him that body is crazy Like is this all of that is so ridiculous

And I know it is And it's For someone that doesn't have that mentality To be like oh that's cool it off for me That is just so absurd That like Yeah All of that happened to anyone you know

Living your life that would happen to you is crazy. Yeah, I think, I don't know, I think people, because I think it's cool, but I just think it's interesting, you know, like, because I was, I remember playing Mafia, Mafia One or whatever in like old country and being like, this is cool. Like, I like inhabiting this because it is kind of interesting. And I like the family.

And there's like, there's like, what's weird, what's cool about it, I think is like this is, there's this element of wholesomeness that's like in the center of this like deeply depraved shit. Like, oh, I love you, you know, like, everybody loves each other. It's like it's genuine and there's always there's always a rat. Because how the fuck could there be like there's always there's never not a rat. Yeah.

Which is hilarious to me because it's just like, duh. Let me bully this guy forever and then like, oh, expect that he's just going to not. He's not going to switch. He put us all away. He's not going to change sides on me because I bullied him so much. And it's like, of course. And there always is because it's always it's really interesting when you like when you deconstruct film like that. It's like it's always going to be.

one guy at rats because it's always going to be this toxic masculinity where there's always one person that's a punching bag you know so it's going to leave or there's somebody who just feels like they're owed there's somebody who feels like they're owed more owed more or sometimes there was nothing wrong other than just well at the end of the day it's either between you or me it's going to be you so self-preservation yeah it's really it's it's interesting storytelling for sure and i think it leads to like very very cool moments anyway that's uh then i watched like uncle ben's rights and i

fall over and have a record are crying you. Imagine Rice doing that to you. You know I had a when I had a really bad breakup I wouldn't I wouldn't like pass out or anything like that but I would have a a like a very bad reaction to seeing

my actually had a Toyota Corolla like a silver one. And those are plentiful. That was my car. That was my first car. I would see those especially like there would be a one. If the, if the, um, original rim was off because one of them was off on her car. If I saw, I saw,

that shit would make me feel like ill. Cause it would just remind me of her. I was like, fucking. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy how that, it's crazy how that works. Cause like,

I've definitely had that many times. It was like, innocuous shit will just be like, man, my day's ruined because I saw this fucking, because I saw this font or something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

It was like, it was like, it was like songs. It was like, it was like, oh yeah, I couldn't listen to the radio. I couldn't listen to music for like a couple of breakups or I was like I can't I don't want I don't want

Right Just sitting in silence or like listening to podcasts that I didn't even care about Yeah yeah It was just sound needed sound yeah 100% yeah Anyway let's let's get on to the Let's wrap it up We're gonna move on to our $25 and up patrons Remember I'm sure there's a lot of people who are here who are new

This is this is going to be be a wild experience. So we end the show all the time. We have an entire Patreon tier that is dedicated to just getting people's name right at the end of the credits. It's very expensive because there are many people. But the idea is,

whatever you change your name to, I will read it. And oftentimes it's shit that I really don't want to say. So if you want to be a part of that and you're new here. Oh, what the fuck you got a Spider-Man as well? Yeah, I've had this one since. I was like 10 years old. That's sick. That's like an original comics.

Yeah, and fucking my dog almost got to. That looks like almost like a Marvel versus Capcom. You see how it's missing some fingers? Yeah. My dog, we had this little Cocker Spaniel Shih Tzu. Motherfucker was chewing on. I luckily had caught him in the middle of it because, you know, if I would have, you know, if I would have been like a minute late, that entire hand would be gone. But it's in great shape, man.

It's not all fucking, like, loose. and shit. Like, you know, usually kids' toys, a lot of times we fucked, especially elementary school. Dude, I'm astounded at how well this one has held that. That looks good. Because I definitely played with it a fucking lot.

So the fact that it's not scuffed and ruined. I was, I saw a picture of like, so they obviously, because Toby McGuire Spider-Man is in the most recent Spider-Man movie, the No Way Home one, they put out a bunch of toys and I saw a picture of it recently and I'm like, I was looking at it.

I was like, wow, quality has dipped something ferocious because let me see if I can Toby, like, it's probably on no way home Toby McGuire figure. Yeah, figure. It's kind of bewildering. Yeah, I think if he wants something good,

you got to get these like customized like $50 to $70. Like, oh, we're going to have to pre-order these. fucking, I'm like, oh, I used to get that shit for like 20 bucks when I was a kid. The fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck, I can't find it. I saw it recently and it was, it just looked like the kind of thing you'd see at like, uh, Kingsie.

You remember those like, uh, the fucking random like fucking pharmacies or some shit? No, because pharmacies had pretty good shit. The, like the people on the side of the road. Yeah. Who would sell like, uh, justice friends. Hell yeah, dude. Or like fist of right. Yeah.

Or something. 99th cent store. Bargain bins, bro. Like, hell yeah. I love those fake. I love those fake ass things. I love the justice friends where it's Shrek, the Black Ranger,

fucking Spider-Man and fucking Dom from fucking. Dom. Fast and furious here. Like, what the fuck, dude? Dude, I want that so badly. I would love that. I would love that.

I'd love to have one that's not opened. You know, I have the, uh, uh, Jogo got it for me. It's the Fast and Furious, the home,

Dominic's home. That's crazy. They're selling that shit. And she was like, because we, we, we, we love watching the fashion

because they're so fucking dumb. And, Kingston, do you remember, do you remember sense of right? Yes. Right. What the hell is that?

So, Derek, I'm going to show you something. You're going to, you're probably going to feces yourself. I sure hope so. When you see this. So look at this.

It was this fucking using Microsoft. I'm just, oh wow, I'm using fucking Edge. Nice. I didn't even realize. Nice. Nice. I got to make that a clip, by the way. I know, right?

So, so look at this right here. So these were the action figures that I remember on the streets of the Bronx. Oh my God. That's crazy. Who's that's insane. Look at Shrek. Shrek is a Dominican. That's crazy.

So it's so so for the, you can Google sense of Right, if you want, it's sense of right alliance. It was just this like very clearly illegal, like, bootleg series of action figures. And it would be like, it would have like Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, a Power Ranger, a hot wheels. And Shrek. There's a fucking car from the movie cars. Dude, I remember seeing shit like this all the time. I saw shit like this all the time

But it was always so much more Like The most documented one is this one with the car in it But I remember I remember ones with like There was like a ninja turtle in there Or like there would be I think one had like

Gorbachev or something What? I could be mistaken But I swear to God I remember just real people Figures That's awesome Being included in them

I could be completely fucking wrong. I could be mistaken. I want to have a modern Putin one now. Oh, that'd be so cool. Crazy. There's definitely Trump action figures. What's a Trump? Trump action figure.

That's insane. I didn't see some. Because there must be one, right? For like for MAGA people to buy their kids. Get them to see this president as like a mythical figure. There is like, I saw this custom. I saw this like really niche Obama one. And then somebody gave him like katanas.

and that's crazy it's so sick as a matter of fact I think I use that as a thumbnail but I don't remember what we were talking about it was like Assassin's Creed black flag no not Black Flagg Assassin's Creed Shadows and one of our episodes

of that one is the Obama one fucking yeah perfect that's that's so shitty I just said I just said the Donald Trump figure in the chat He looks like he has fucking transformer legs. What the fuck is that?

I bet his legs can bend forward and backwards. That's what it looks like. It looks like you can transform it as something else. I can transform into keeping the tariffs. All right, listen. All right, listen, we're going to read the names of our $25 and a patrons. Remember, you can go over there at patreon.com slash a snark tank to join up if you want your name right at the end of the show. you can do that.

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for killing all those children. There once was a gay little twink. He always took to, the pink. His dumb name was Chris and his come game was piss. And boy, did he constantly stink. That's this. That's good man. You're a good limericist. I'll tell you that. Limersis. Um, the void that cash Patel stared into big Chrissy. A comfy night is calling ice agent slurs. Uh, fuck. N words. Get bitches. No money. Only. coins

yeat spout uh Sween's lazy eye locks on to prey Do you have a lazy eye? Not at all. I think sometimes I might but like I think it's

I don't know, maybe I do. I think that's just having an eye. I bet this is being a lie, you know? No, I think like, but I think like

I think I feel it more if I'm using contacts. Mm. Because it's harder to adjust. It may be. This eye is a lazy you want, if anything. But it's like, I don't know what my lazy eye would be.

I feel like maybe my right one. My right eyes, maybe the lazy one in comparison. Because there's a dominant eye. People have dominant eyes. Yeah, always. I think I ever really think about it because they think of it as one feed,

but. Yeah, people is, that says people are not symmetrical. Humans are symmetrical. It's not a real thing. So, you know. I feel like it's my left. The only remaining Starship Canon

Man fan on this barren Earth, Starship Canon Bob is a crazy. I think that's a cool. That is a pull. That's a band that I that I made a long time ago.

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Throwing a hot calzone at a cyborg on cyberstand. The dead spider. Last chance to goon with last chance to goon with me, Hector. Nice. That's fucking crazy.

Their whole beef is that Gus wants to masturbate with this man. And he doesn't want to do it. Oh. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. It's like triggering a vibrator. Oh. That's great. That's fucking insane.

Watching a J-O-I and realizing I'm, been doing it wrong for 30 years. Hey man, you got to do it, do whatever feels right, you know. Oh. Unless you're like, you know, depraved in which case, like, yeah, I can't really help you. Welcome to the six, six tenths podcast. I'm Captain Lou and I'm talking to you. Delta Gamma, literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Clam U.S. Squire the third. Fagetron. Needler de Gras Tyson. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar. Blow that. bitch head smooth off the entirety of Jacksonville, Florida. Thanks a lot, Jacksonville.

Thanks. Thanks to all of you. Spreading this Femboy's cheeks and diving in headfirst like a 9-11 jumper. Chainsaw Chuds stealing Derek's favorite hat just to fart in it. What if instead of N-words in Paris it was Crackas in Cameroon?

That's crazy. I tweeted yesterday Crackers is famished and people didn't appreciate it. You got to back. You got to repack shit later on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll pull it back into the... We'll, uh, we'll, we'll, we'll beta test it some more. Yeah. Uh, black gorillas, the band is just chimps with a Z.

Nice. Uh, giving Chris 20, 25 eyes. So 20 slash five eyes. And Ricky Berwick and knees. What does this mean exactly? What is 20, 20 slash five? Is that like a, it's like, 2020, right?

Like, so he's trying to get at, but like worse? That's what he's talking about. Yeah. I guess. I genuinely, I don't know. Giving Rookie Berwick knees, though, is great. He, I want to be clear. He has knees.

Yeah, they're just underdeveloped. They're just not placed in the right place. Oh. Yeah, they're in his hands. Or on a good, or on a good person. So, uh, all right. You know? Him standing shit up would be a cacophoboc.

in this sound. It would be very scary. It would probably sound like when Ed shows up. That's the stone cold. Stupid. What? It's me Ricky Berwick.

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That was weird Did they show dick and balls? Yeah Yeah yeah I remember it very vividly Because I remember thinking like I don't Did they really?

I don't know Yeah he's like skateboarding I think he's like naked or something Yeah I know what the gag is The gag is like he's moving through Springfield naked and like things are conveniently Oh, okay.

You know, covering him. But then it's like a subversion because it's like then everything is covered but his penis. And I get it. Like it's kind of a... Is that a frame? I don't think it's not funny.

Everything's covered by his groin, right? Right, right. And it's like, I don't think it's not funny. I just also like it's as funny as it is disappointing that I have to see Bart's penis. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, it kind of cancels itself out where I'm like, I don't, I get what you're doing. I don't really appreciate it. Ice, wallow, ejaculate. Nice. Obama, when he drinks a lot of water, he says, oh. Let me pee here. Well, let me pee clear. Nice.

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Tankus the trash man Sweeney's four-ply ribs That's hilarious Domo Nation Capcom For fuck save Give us Dino Crisis remake please I'm begging Dino Crisis just came to Steam

It did The first two games are on Steam Oh really? I don't know where I saw that And I was like oh interesting I don't have any experience with Dino Crisis I don't know anything about it Yeah I just said Rebs and Evil with dinosaurs

Or something That sounds fucking awesome To be honest It's the is it really? Yeah, it's like the Capcom take controls, you know, you know, like it's very, it'll remind you a Resident Evil because of like

how it controls and the vibe and everything. Yeah, you're being, uh, you, your cousin gets bit by a dinosaur and he becomes a dinosaur. He starts, ooh, ooh, that'd be fucking cool. That's so dumb.

That I become a dinosaur, a dinosaur zombie virus? I actually think that is so stupid that it, it kind of loops around to being. potentially cool if they handled it correctly. Like a guy like painfully like transforming into a fucking velociraptor?

Yeah. It's not that different I love it. We're wolf so why not? Yeah, it's a it's weird dinosaurs. That's fucking sick. I'm a weird dinosaur. Somebody make that. What are we doing? So dog asses. Put it in Resident Evil actually. Fuck it. Like we already had werewolves in Resident Evil. It is the next thing. Which is crazy by the way. I feel like we kind of

brush past that really quick. We did. We had plants. We had a, we had, we plants. I guess so. We had a We're wolves. We have nonsense. Vampires, damn there effectively too.

Yeah. Derek Notchavin is innocent hashtag free him, jorking it behind the wheel of a self-driving car. Round-eyed Asian can't wait for the young Sheldon and young Sherlock crossover. Is the cure to male

loneliness assaulting an ice agent? Potentially. What if Uncle Ben was killed by an ice agent? I don't know. In New York, it'd be, it'd be a way bigger problem than it would turn out to It would be, I don't know. Would he have like, not pro ice, I would imagine.

But like, would he have like focused, you know, like how, what would have happened? Would he have just focused on killing like, you know, ice agents or something? He does that thing that you remember that guy that like shot at the camp, the immigrant camp, an accident because he was trying to get the guards and he he hit like uh just innocent immigrant he did that's real it would be i think so i remember hearing about that and it that's what spider man would do he would like indiscriminately go after like he would run into the ice facility but like in a blinding rage and accidentally punch a mexican grandmother of five oh and it's that moment in spider man three where he hits uh very jane oh yeah yeah she deserved it

oh yeah dude you hear somebody trying to tried to kill Trump again. Yeah, whatever. I totally forgot about that. Like, it was so unebidful. It's another Trump guy, too. It's like a conservative. Because, of course.

Ran into Marlago and got switched cheese by the secret service. So it's pretty crazy. Really? Yeah. I completely forgot about it right now. I didn't, I forgot about it almost immediately when I finished reading about it because I was like, I was, I was wondering. It's like, oh, I wonder if it was a left-leaning guy or a Trump support.

Because honestly, like, I really think it's like a 50-50 shot at this point. That it's like, you know, who the fuck is. Because he's so. Yeah. He's so like, like anybody, like a lot of people have a good reason to hate him to the point where like I couldn't even really off rip a scribe motive. But once I found that it was a Trump support, I was like, oh, yeah, cool. Is, okay, so what is this? N words think dating a white girl is cool until it's, you.

you versus the state of Virginia. Zuma Nirvana be like Gr, Zuma Nirvana be like, Great me. Yeah. Great me again. God. What a fucking embarrassing world. Puerto Rican Spider-Man doesn't use a gun. Um, okay.

He'd use a knife. He would use a blade. That's why he made his electric sword. It was like Shut up Queen of Fap Hazard I just want to catch some come Drink some piss

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I know this I do know this Timpool is Timpool at one point was just a reasonable person And he just lost his mind or I really do think he just went insane

I think COVID did something to him but I think before that there was something going on and he built a compound I think building a compound is the worst thing for you. He just surrounds himself with yes men he doesn't see normal people ever and he fucking yeah he just went crazy. He drank his own

Kool-Aid. I think he was earnestly grifting and I think to some degree he is still grifting to this day but I think he believes more of it now than he did when he started. I am 100% positive. of this. Because I've had conversations with him that are not unlike conversations that I've had with both of you guys

on this show. And so, like, people don't make that switch for no reason. Either he's crazy or he is smart and he's just, like, you know, making a ton of money off of really retarded. I mean, that I think is less likely. I think he's genuinely just, I think he's drank his own Kool-Lade and

it's just kind of too late. He's also injecting himself with all sorts of weird shit. I know this for a fact. So, like, who the fuck knows what he's into himself. He's going to wake up one day and he's going to look like fucking what's the Napoleon guy from Resident Evil 4? Fucking what's his name? Salazar. Yeah. He's going to wake up one day with a fucking little Captain Crunch hat and be like, it's me to bull. I'm fucking insane.

That'd be great. Oh, God. I like that he has like a fake wife or something like he just fucking like he ordered a wife. Yeah, it's man. Yeah, I do believe that he's one of the few where I'm like, yeah, he's definitely smoking his own supply and he went crazy of it, yeah. Yeah, but he was smart. I know. Or at least intelligent enough to

reason his way into he probably, he probably he probably, what is it? He probably manipulated himself into into believing bullshit by accident. I wouldn't even be surprised. It doesn't sound crazy. I have the pussy

so I make the rules. Snark. Tank's honorary leftist. Thugzilla versus the 20 Balrogs who joined ice. GTA4 swing set glitch. Frogs together strong. One man's piss is another man's pee. Emilio the chosen one.

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one-handed I love that he actually that's a real scene he's watching Venezuela from a Japanese Taco Bell Gids the real Jeffrey Epstein welcome aboard Jeffrey Epstein I knew you were still alive. Please bully Kingston into getting into shape. I mean, he's getting his glasses, you know?

Seeing is the first step. Seeing is not believing. I don't believe in shit. Are you still going to the gym? I worked out. I feel like you, I feel like you do look better, actually. So, like, I don't know.

Less stupid. So it's good. Yeah, my face is not as tough. Yeah. I'm trying. I haven't maxed out the way I should. I want to try to do three days a week with as much walking. as I can, but three days week is hard to do.

Tell them you're not gym maxing. I'm not. Come on, I want to get back to where I was when I was going five days a week and really badly hurt myself. I'm trying to end up. You're not, you're not exercise gesturing.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gestorizing, no. You doing, bro. Justercising. I'm not,

I'm not, that could have easily been in instead. You know what I mean? Like, they could have, could have easily. It's just as stupid. Derrick and his,

classmates taking turns kicking a kid in the balls grabbing sweetie's cheeks like Michael Jordan Jesus Christ Go ahead speak a little Chinese for him Derek I love that What is that from? What is that? It's probably one of the more popular

Comtown bids Right, okay If I could get a crazy lawyer to defend Derek Chauvin It's so funny It's so funny Speak a little Chinese for him Derek Come on don't be shy

You killed the motherfucker on camera the idea of a lawyer saying that killing dogs for fun and hitting it from the back until the eyes pop out bong water and of a mega death no why'd you say that because I don't care

horror errors beyond your comprehension this podcast was dedicated to the brave hell divers you fought for cybersand oh was cyberstand a hell divers thing I've been so plugged unplugged from it for episode 400

everyone should change their name to King of Haphaazard so we perpetually end the episode That would be funny I mean if you guys can If you guys can organize yourselves In that manner then feel free Get her done Kingston's Hotep arc of

2026 award winning NBA Yowie writer Hassan cutting meat fucking cleave Crazy that I'm only a year younger than Roershack and the Watchman I don't know I'm older than Rocheck now which is fucking crazy I like that like that anybody would say that to us as if we have context of who they are and if that's even true.

I think about that when I watch boards, though. I was like, Jesus, look all these like these fucking young adults. Little children. Literal children. It's wild. Making infinity billion dollars. I'm like, oh, cool.

I remember thinking that in my mid, I remember thinking that in my mid-20s about, around, about porn stuff. Yeah. Oh, when they just started showing up or whatever. When you just started realizing like, oh, you're like five years younger than me. That's crazy.

I'm still going to, I mean. like whatever. No, no, nothing, nothing stop. There are no stop go motion at all. But like, yeah, it's a crazy thing in that. Yeah, it's fucking wild. Peter Basketball Parker, Goon Devil, the Man Without Come. Booty Wonderland, Earth, Wind, and Dick.

I find bromance when it starts, when I start to dance, booty wonderland. Hey, dance, dance, booty wonderland. Chris takes estrogen when? I don't. Should I? Booty Wonderland. I heard that actually helps with like, isn't that like a hair loss thing

that people take estrogen for or something? There's, I feel like I remember reading that. There's two chemicals that people take for hair loss. I know. One of them's like, something moxidil or something. There's like an F and an M.

I'm sounding retarded right now, but Phanastoride and Monoxidil. That sounds, that sounds like that. I remember that. Yeah. I remember Zach telling you about that years and years ago. Yeah, I found out because the bodybuilding community,

the ones that like steroids max or whatever, they're taking way too much so they start balding. Oh, really? Yeah, like, you know, the more, the higher, the one thing that you can test. I thought the whole thing, the whole thing about that is to not bald, though.

To what? The whole thing about finesse right and monoxide is to not bald. So they take those things to prevent it. So, like, yeah, that's the, they, they take, the people who know they're going to juice to the gills, right? Then they started taking those things. And it, it started, it actually started helping. I've noticed some people that were on a copious amounts of steroids,

and they started taking that other shit and then their hairline looked pretty good and I was like oh interesting I didn't care enough to I actually my friend gave me a bottle of you know I just I still have it I haven't done anything with it I still care yeah you just start juicing immediately dude

I fucking bro I was at uh when I first started my TRT they the clinics since they were like not you know their clinics and not like doctor your PCP type thing they were just like oh we'll start you 200

milligrams a week which if you were to take a regular 200 milligrams a week my shit was like let's say high in you should probably be under a thousand you know on your your total testosterone of nanograms per deciliter and my shit would be anywhere from like 1500 to like

higher in 1900 which is fucking crazy so I would be like basically my muscles were so dense I was so strong effortlessly and then I don't take anywhere near that so I'm under like like I don't know I take

0.7 and which anyway long story short I'm in the normal range and I feel much better you know just being in the normal range but like those people there's people that take like fucking 400 milligrams and they're insane

and then they have they have strokes Oh yeah, I'm definitely I'm definitely gonna start getting ridden out I'm definitely gonna just be like fuck it And just just try to kill myself with my Do it it makes your balls real tiny Yeah which makes your dick like You take like some of the ridiculous shit

It's gonna fuck with your generals Oh fine my general's already fucked up man My dick my dick curves into my hip In a very painful angle Very cool terrible That's terrible It's like it's like digging in there dude It's really bad

It's off shit elbow like an elbow it's off shifted really bad if I run I will spin out Swin did you see a soldier boy had nudes leaked on Twitter at one point and he he's like

okay so he's got he's packing but the way it seems like he tucks his his shit is that it's almost like he's trying to be like a saying and like because his hiding his tail his shit was so curved at the end it didn't make sense like it was what it was

It was like, like he pisses backwards. Like a say it. Like a say it is crazy. I haven't, that was a long time ago. I don't remember, because I remember it was around the time when he had those fake consoles. Remember that? Those are. Our member.

Oh, yeah, yeah. He did that again. I think he did do it twice. He did it again recently, I think. Soldier boy told them, dude. He did. He did. told him. He did. He told them. He did. Soldier boy.

What a fucking asshole is. Um, consoles. It really is such a crazy fucking thing. Okay. So I know it happened seven years ago. Uh, what the fuck? God. Oh, I'm using Bing. That's why fucking whatever. Never mind. I don't. Never mind. I lost interest. Stilton. Um, okay. Gilgamesh is Mesopotamia, you bloody rule. Oh, yeah, I know. Now their people are coming. Smitchie the Gay.

Sween's walks are for him to get gaped by men. Nice. Oh. Did you know that? I don't think you. You aware of this? You're this? You're in this?

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I never laughed harder in my life and she's a doctor Star Tank 2 bryl strikes back Hassan on the boat fucking sees. Nice. Star Coffee, Chris, quick.

Say gurney, gurney, gurney, Gernie fast. Was this a trick to you say a slur that I'm not aware of? It's so easy. What do you mean? I don't get it. Say it, do it.

Do it. Do it. Oh, I see. I say, you piece of it. No, but now say it out loud for the audience. I like how it looks around. It loops back into being a slur.

That's what that is. I heard that on one of those, I don't think it was gurney, but there's another, there's another word that does the same thing where, do you remember that, that Chinese game or whatever was going on?

It's like, or Japanese, it's like, cow, how, you know, like it was like, it was one of those things. And I don't remember what the word was, but it was just like the gurney thing.

And I was like, that's nice, I know you're talking about. Trix some Asian lady into saying it and then she was very disappointed. And, but of course, she posted.

purpose. She wanted to say it on purpose. It's either, she's probably a very good actor because she probably planned that out, but also her look, it looked genuine disappointment. And that's why she must be a good actor, because it, it felt authentic. And then no age would be that upset about saying the N word. This is fake. It's a good point. Gay, Piotr Kropotkin, uh, be like the conquest of Dick. Euststein welcoming Trump to the island for the first time while singing pure imagination. That's an awesome.

I definitely, I want to see that animated. That's crazy. Everybody who's still making art in this field of AI slop garbage. Go make Trump. Yeah, Epstein welcoming Trump to, he's singing pure imagination from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. If you make it, please send it to our email.

I just saw our email had some other art. I'm going to check it out after the show. Come with me. Come with me. And you'll see. And you'll see. You'll be in a world of molesting hundreds of minors. And you won't lose your place in off.

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He diddles people. Did G. 9-11 on ice I would you see that I'm interested I'd give it a check yeah why not 11 on ice

starring 9-11 it comes in I feel bad for the Canadians they cast they cast 9-11 somehow starring 9-11 what is it is there just

a fucking buildings with skates on I don't understand no it's it's so the costume is the building, right? It's still, it's still like the prop department. But the person, the, it's, it's an incomprehensible, like almost Eldridge. Like, it's like you're looking at a lot of anxiety made manifest.

And you can't quite make it. It's like it's always kind of out of focus and you're, you're not quite sure what it is that you're seeing. We managed to cast 9-11. It's like, what, the concept? Yeah. And he walks in, he walks into the office and it goes, it's a bunch of Islamophobia you just feel it you just know intrinsically it's like oh this is 9-11

oh I didn't know it came out yet wow he puts his he puts his fucking laptop bag down in the green room it is so stupid at grok is this true yeah 9-11 lowering his laptop bag is very stupid yes at grok is this true smack in kinks in so hard he finds himself in his childhood apartments moments before creating a fireball chipping my front teeth

with nail clippers then biting on a Klondike bar fuck you man that's raw just all that touching your nerves and you're just like what would you do you do a fucking dance you do a Klondike bar oriented dance I don't want to think about this I want to think about it game of the year guy just beat the original god of war moving on to fallout three

God I still feel I feel like only a gay deals in assolutes so stupid assolutes dog shit yeah hey man yeah that one's dog shit

yeah in sixth grade in sixth grade I got in trouble for laughing at footage at the challenger explosion drip MH lord of all drip when I watch gay porn I imagine the dudes are women

because I'm not gay oh this is the best way around it I found um yeah I mean I have I mean people

I mean people have found oh yeah that would you say nothing. Trump is fighting tooth and nail not to spend the last 10 seconds of his life

in prison. Obie won't chablombie. Colin Moriarty supports the current administration. Drop him already, Chris. Got that gamma ray get that Dun brought mankind to its knees. Majin Ulong fucking the shit out of cells bug pussy do loo. Kremlin de Gremlin.

Starlet Bandit just wants a guest on the pod. Starlet Bandit. What is that? The idea of the idea of Ulaan becoming a Margin, then instantly like, oh yeah, I'm going to rape the shit. That's his first thought. I'm going to rape the shit out of somebody.

Oh, the night is still young. I can still rape. I don't know. You looking at it up? Oh, the Starlet Bandit hits two banks today. So they're bank robbing prostitutes. Oh. We'll have them on.

Yeah, I'm going to. I fuck with that. All right. Yeah, there'll be a fee for this one, though. let's get them on just saying Derek's long Derek's long

last Chinese friend Ming Hey he found us How's it going Ming? I don't know you very well But yeah man I miss you Miss you I don't

I don't Arnold Arnold I miss you too I miss you too I miss you too Oh yes Wasteley 583 Command Command of Shepard

And Tony Soprano Saving everybody in the suicide mission Except Jacob That's crazy That's He's scared He gets nervous He sees Jacob

But he starts freaking to fuck out You know You can stay on this fucking Ship will be it You'd be fun Right You guys know how to swim This is space

Oh Motherfuck I watch me to save him He resurrected me against my will Damn, dude. Actually, I would be completely fine If they started putting Tony Soprano in everything instead of C.J. Like, CJ goes retired. If the next Mass Effect is about Tony Soprano essentially,

it will be a hit. If you have no choice, you can't make your own character. It's just Tony Soprano. I feel like you guys are saying this right now. Then it happens. That's going to be like, what the fuck did we agree to? What the fuck did we agree to? I'm so serious.

I'm fine with their not being another mass effect. So this being Tony Soprano as the new protagonist, I'm on board. It's a fucking Muleon. It's fucking Tony Sopranna. It's fucking aliens and he's calling them Moulions. They're all Moulin. He's calling aliens Moulinians. He's calling aliens Moulinian.

And they're like what? And then fucking Ashley are best friends. That's crazy. Space racist. She's racist in space. I was like, I let that bitch die in one. That's so awesome. I love that.

I love that. I love that. I love that. That's exactly how they would be. Like, oh, we know there's aliens and other stuff. And like, no God rules still. Yeah. I don't trust anything else.

Yeah, but what about God? You even thought about God, you dumb asses? I think that was perfect. My name is Command and Subrano. This is my favorite deli of the citadel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking awesome. It's a space gabagool.

Yeah, yeah. everything's space everything's just space oh it's my nephew space christopher that is dog shit that is crazy space Christopher is my nephew I haven't seen

I haven't seen space pussy anywhere that shit is insane that's fucking excellent I at this point like I just I don't mind seeing a franchise like that exit the limelight in a way that's so

subversibly unsurious like I don't mind if there's like a lot of money put into it if it's like hundreds of millions of dollars put into making a Massified game that is just dumb I'm all about it I'm all about it earnestly

I would have preferred that for Halo also also by the way you know totally if it ended up being like the arbiter took his mask off and it was fucking urkel I would have been like you know what

fucking fine Fine, sure. That is crazy. He just does the review. He does the thing I always do the... Yeah, yeah. Did I do that? Did I kill the covenant?

Dude, Urkel being under it, but it's Jaliel White at the age of Urkel. He's too small for the suit to like everything's wrong. I can't lose the... But the thing is, so he gets out of the Arbiter suit, but he still has the frame of the Arbiter basically. It's still, it's still, it's still, it's Erkle, but his legs are all fucking.

He's got three fingers. He's got the fucking hunch and his head elongated. His head is necks really long and his face. It's still. That be, that's fun. That's just fun. That's like, let's have fun with it, dude. Let's go.

Halo 2 could never compare to such a fucking brilliant. Halo 2 could never be such a disaster. If that game was one level log and it was just you walking down a long corridor to the Arbor who takes his face off and it's Steve Urglo. It would have been the fucking game of the year. It would be game of the year that.

I think something like that, that early could have... No level design. I think something like that, that early could have killed video games then. Like, I think that would have been early enough to be like, oh, we're not going to invest in this anymore.

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It's like, it's like two and a half seconds. Yeah, yeah. Of the song and then, and then like it's rewound and like spliced. Air condition. That's crazy. Grand is that?

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Progerian Hunter is having a child. Frying bacon with my shirt off, Nafer him, and rounding out our list as always. The king. The king. Thank you all. The king.

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Also, just appreciate all the nice messages I got over the last couple days. I appreciate it. I'm probably not going to talk specifically about what happened because it's just like it's personal family stuff, but I appreciate it. You know,

but yeah, just whatever. Thanks a lot. And we'll see you I don't know. On the next episode, I guess. It'd be weird if we're weird if we did And yeah, we're, we're going to go kill ourselves. Everybody have a blessed evening.

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, we'll be back in, uh, we'll be back in person sometime soon. I don't know how long I'll be in New York, to be honest with you. It's kind of like we're, we're kind of figuring a lot of stuff out. But, uh, I would imagine, I would imagine by March, by early March, everything should be fine. And we'll be, we'll be back to, uh, doing in person. So stay tuned for that. And, uh, yeah, we'll see you next time.

Bye. Later, fools. Yeah. I hate it.