The Snark Tank - #399²: We Are Tony Soprenum

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

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Welcome to the Snartek. You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweet. Sit back for some glazing glory. Fucking smile on me, you fucking twig. I'm not allowed to smile. Jesus Christ. Not toward me, bitch.

To fucking keep that, keep that over there. We're in the same room. Yeah. So some respect. Welcome to StarTek podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him Kikston. It's him, uh, uh, uh,

Derek. He's a Derek bot. It's Derek droid. How are you doing there? I'm beuling my body. I didn't eat anything today. I woke up super early. I didn't need anything.

Neither. That's not smart. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really hungry. I had a smoothie. I played cryo archive this morning to stress myself out. Is already? Yeah, they came out at 10 a.m.

Me and I Blaine ran through it and got fucked. It's a marathon raid. It's not good. Lost 7K. Some fucking guy who ran up on me and shot me at the back of the shotgun. Well, other enemies were hurting me. You lost $7,000? Yeah, real money.

Yeah, shit. That's the only way to play, really. I couldn't stabilize my mental health for I lost so much money. Like, really? Like actual money? Not like, but like destiny money. I know that's like not like a wild amount of money, but that's still enough for me to like severely. $7,000 is a wild amount of money to lose.

I'd be depressed. No, no, no. Yeah, but it's like it's a lot of money, but it's not like a amount of money that I'm like I'm not going to be able to recover back. Because, like, losing like $100,000, like, I'm not going to be able to recover that kind of money back. Yeah, I'm going to kill myself in that. That will make me spiral out and I'll start like unraveling. We're so wealthy enough to be able to lose $100,000 in the first, like, how do you lose $100,000? I don't know.

Bad bets, stupid bullshit. Your son is like, sorry. That means you had $100,000 to lose. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Well, actually, maybe not if you're fucking for them. I guess you could. They don't have physical money, you know.

They trade in stocks and stuff, you know? But you can use that to purchase real things, you know? Isn't that sick? If you can't get tax on it. You can't! You can't! You can't! You can't!

Anyway, welcome to Star Tank podcast. Patreon.com slash the Star Tank. We go over there, early access ad-free episodes. Early, I said early access already. Exclusive episodes. You know, all that jazz. You can write into the show, get your name right at the end of the show. Next extra round what we're doing is an advice column.

I have the, I have people have been asking, I've seen that comment a lot. They want the advice column back. How are you possibly struggling with that? He's joking. Are you kidding? I was trying to twist the whole bottle. No, no, no, but are you joking right now? Is that difficult for you to get over?

I was trying to twist the whole bottle. My apologies. Yeah. Was that a bit or not? Of course it was. Of course not. How do you know? Because listen, because, listen, Colin has been talking about how, like, they, I swear.

Colin has been saying, like, he swears they tightened those things to the part where they're harder for him to open now. Which ones? Like the smart water. He does the smart ones? I hate when people drink like that, man. Oh, are they squeeze it in? Like, they're fucking babies.

I'm like, are you fucking idiot? Are you dying of thirst? Why do you? Shoot it down your throat like a fucking bird. This guy's like so desperate for like... What I don't understand. I don't understand is that such a passive thing about you. Do you open your mouth at the park and let birds throw worms up into your gullet?

If they need some extra chewing, I got some help for them. You don't help out birds, you fucking asshole. That is a crazy way to twist let her out. You don't fucking help birds. You don't help wildlife. You fucking twat. All right. Look at you being a dickhead.

It's twat. It's twat. Don't fuck around. It's twat. I heard twat a lot. We can't say. I know you heard you heard English, you heard English American people say twat.

And that's what I'm going to say. And a British niggle will be like, even though they always say everything like, oh, oh, like the awse, you know, they say aws,

but they say twat, which is I'm like, that's weird. That's weird that you guys do that. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. I mean,

you should. I don't, I don't have any. I ain't gonna stop you. It's especially confusing because Dr. Seuss in the UK wrote the cotton in the hot. You know? It is the cotton hot.

not. So it's a house. It's the small Caribbean house. It's a small Caribbean house in a hat. I don't know. A hot caught. You're like a hot caught in the hot and motherfuckers are thinking it's actually. He loaded that one.

He had to get that from a different. I was like, this is so stupid. How can I make this? That was like those 2001, like 1999 video games. They had a cutscene and then like the cutscene would freeze for a second. And then it would load and then it would be the game. I love that. You'd see half the cutscene in the beginning.

The screen just goes kind of not black You're like, oh I saw this dude on Instagram Do it perfect Like he did like Oh games he doesn't want It's like the pristine cutscene Like the FMV

And then the freeze frame Into the cutscene And then the loading And then it just cuts The worst thing you've ever seen I miss that every video games So good It was so genuinely awesome

This charming as fuck Like going back and looking at this It's very charming I remember like fucking mini games Between like cutscenes That was a good time I remember fucking Oh like the loading screen

Yeah They didn't do that a lot That wasn't a lot I haven't a little bit Well because Bandai Patented it or copyrighted it or something And then loading screens went away So like we just never

Yeah We just never got it Now we got like shit like We got a god of war I was something I remember loading screens Like really not being around That was the first time I was annoyed by them Because I knew where they were

Yeah they were You know what I mean Whenever they would do the shimmy Got a pass through it They even made fun of that In aspirate It was just funny Like can we please stop dude

This is a trace I'd rather just have it say load. I really would. I'd rather even like the Valve game, like how Valve games have like that weird like freeze. Like Half-Life has like whenever you move to a new mode, it's like one second it freezes and then it keeps going. It's like, just give me that. I don't care.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I'm playing a video game. It's the way. I get it. I get what you're doing. I'm willingly participating. You know how fucking a matter. I was stupid it would be if I was just like, wait, somebody, people made this? I'm not interested anymore. This whole map doesn't load at one. One time, are you serious?

Did I remember when I was a kid? I used to think the stupid issue because I just didn't understand how video games worked. So, like, I thought, like, the invisible barriers around maps and shit. I was like, oh, you could get out there and there's, like, probably, like, a city. There's probably, like, another map. That's not dumb, though. There's probably another map over there.

It's pretty stupid. That's dumb. It's like you thinking, what was it, the concrete was actually natural or something as a kid? Well, that's not that dumb. It is dumb. These are equivalently dumb things. As small little children, like, four, five. I was 17.

I was 17. And a half. Okay. Well, that's different. I had that belief when I was like fucking like maybe six. I was like, oh, it's everywhere. 16. Yeah, 16 minus 10. I was like, oh, yeah, concrete's natural because it's just here.

No one makes this obviously. We don't make the world. We just exist in it. You thought God had this perfect design of concrete. It's amazing. It's cute. I think I believe in God. that time. I think you're still... I'm sure. At six, I imagine so. Why not?

I think I kind of still believe in God. At six, you believe in Spider-Man to some extent. Yeah, I... I did it. I can't remember the last one. I lived in the Bronx. Spider-Man wasn't there constantly wasn't real. That's true, but Spider-Man doesn't canonically go to the Bronx. Yeah, he does. Brother. Press he does. Okay. Never mind. He stays mostly in Manhattan because that's the most of the fuck shit happens. He lives in Queens. He is in Manhattan. He's like, there's no... He goes to the Bronx. I've read the Bronx. What does he fight the Green guy? The comics. Okay, yeah.

he goes he yeah that's source of material what do you mean i'm just saying the way that most people experience spider man he's never in the bronx he's in the bronx he's in europe more often that he's in the bronx he's gonna get up like twice you see the new spot the new spider man trailer came out he's got organic webbing yeah man look at that i'm okay with that yeah yeah because it's fucking it's weird that it's happening it's it's weird to start it's i'm just saying it's weird to start with the with the machines and then just be like actually you just do it yeah what why is it i've been paying it that would be like if like further mutates That's why.

He's doing the Man Spider-D spider thing, I think. Yeah, either Man Spider-Spiter or the other. But so listen, Spider-Man having web shooters and then eventually after that, getting the ability to shoot it out of his wrist normally, that's as if like, that's like if a guy in a wheelchair grew a wheelchair. I like it.

You know? Like, that's kind of great, like a biologically, like a muscle, like a muscle. Yeah, like, like Professor X, like started like, Wheelchair Wheel wheelchairs You fucking talk really hard In a wheelchair Fucking wheel starts coming out of his mouth

And then like it starts like actually just sliding down his body Yeah like I think him getting I think him getting webs is eventually cool I don't like him having them because of the fact that it subtracts from his It subtracts from his character But also adds to his powers So I can understand why both or I believe I both exist I prefer him having web shooters, though.

Yeah. Michael Mandel, Scorpion. Yeah, he's back. That's kind of cool. He's back. Clearly, they did the trailer where it was him jumping up

and it's like, there's two other people here again. We've seen this before. Marvel, like, what are you doing? Oh, I didn't see that. I don't know. I only watched the trailer once. I was like, okay.

Frank's in it. Bruce's in it. Bruce's going to be Kurt. I'm sure. He's going to be the Kirk Connors of this universe from now. Oh, yeah. He's going to happen.

Castle is. So, okay, so that trailer starts off. Did you see it? I saw it. Did I miss Because they're on a face First Name basis with each other Well, time's continued

Yeah, but like what happened Well, times continued They probably ran into each other He probably might show up in The Daredevil show that's coming out Oh my God Or he might show up in what you call it He's a fucking tie in

Do you think in the new Daredevil That's, what is it next month? No, today I don't know what's going on with time Wait, it comes out today I don't know. I didn't even realize there was a new thing happening with him. I saw the promos, especially from a...

Oh, that was why Vincent Donavrio and fucking Charlie Cox are out. Yes. Hot ones and all this shit's been doing on. So much thinner than I remember him. He looks great, but it's also like, Jesus Christ. Well, I think it was kind of like a year old. Like, you stop. Yeah, stop me.

He was crazy about it. It's like, I remember him like when I, like, I ran in him a long time ago and he was made of roaches. So like he might have fixed that. He might have fixed that. Dude, you know who I saw a lost a ton of way John Goodman? Like a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of weight. It's good, man.

It made me feel weird. I was like, oh, God, you're not sully anymore. I'm just going to ignore him because that's absurd. It's not. You don't remember that he had a show where he was gay on Fox. Yeah, it was called Gay Goodman. Ah, okay. It was, that would have actually been better.

It was called Normal Ohio. That's right, you're right. Yeah, a show called Normal Ohio where he was a gay dad. And that was the whole thing was, the whole thing was he was like, he was fucking fat and ugly and disgusting, but he was gay. Yep. And then if you guys know this, if you're a fan of John Goodman, he's a method actor. And he was like, how do I really become gay?

And then he started hanging out with Magic Johnson and drinking his blood. He was like, Magic Johnson, I need your aid-ridden blood. And then Magic Johnson was like, hey man, it's kind of been dormant for like decades. And then he's just... And then he sucked enough. This joke is so problematic even for us. This isn't even a joke. I'm not fucking joking.

He's not joking. I watched him check his watch. Yeah. All you were doing that. Yeah. It's just really fucking insensitive for him because like this is real method acting that he did. Yeah. So he, John Goodman contracted AIDS and he was like.

And he was like, it's crazy that he did that because that show got canceled. And John Goodman's like, oh, I got AIDS for a couple episodes for nothing. Thanks, Fox. Thanks a lot, Fox. People get some time, man. It's unfortunate. So, yeah, but he finally realizes, like, you know, I should probably just battle it. And so he's, he lost some weight, but he overcame it eventually.

Well, on that note. So the Spider-Man trailer, yeah, it looks really cool. I'm excited to see what happens. Yeah, it looks fine. I'm looking forward to it. You see John Goodman's in the Spider-Man trailer? Why, why? Who's he play?

He's Uncle Ben? You see it? That's crazy. shows up somehow. Oh, there's no Uncle Ben ever. I forgot. They never showed Uncle Ben. Yeah, he just,

they just didn't want to do it again, which I actually was disappointed. I thought they should have, like, you know, grenade at him or something. Like, just something. He should have died in the whole New York thing.

Something absurd. Um, he gets, rhino fucking just, you know, hits him so hard. They just turns into just spatter everywhere. Yeah,

Rino doesn't even, Rhino at him. He just kind of hits him, punches him. Rino punches him. So out of character for Rino. He picks, he punches a regular guy. Rino's like, what the fuck? Rino's evil, though.

Rino's an evil guy. They're not like, they're not like, Spino's villains are not like evil like that. Rino is pure evil as far as Alexis-Skis-Guskis, whatever the fuck his name? Yeah, Spish-Bush-Bush. Yeah, Spider-Man villains are different. They're not all, most of them are not like evil.

Peter. There's kind of criminals. So Peter, Peter was out. Save me. Don't save me. Yeah. Peter was in street clothes. Peter's in sick close.

He's going to go save Uncle Ben. Rhino is running towards him. He's got a good mile. It's like a flat, it's like those long stretches of road in the middle of the country. He sees the rhino running for a mile away.

And Peter's like, I'm going to go web in and save him. No, Peter. No, he holds his hand out. They just sit there and wait patiently for like what like, figure like what like, yeah, solid like two minutes maybe.

Like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Oh, insane. Uncle Ben. By the way, they're in the middle of the country, and a long-toucher road, no one around to see them. So there's actually nobody around. There was no reason to do it.

He said, nobody can know about your secret. It's like, oh, go, go, Ben, there's no one here. There's no one here. It's only the rhino. Even the rhino can't see us yet. He's like holding you. He's not even paying attention to what's happened. He doesn't know that they're over there.

The rhino's not even wearing his contacts. his following colors. He's like, I'm running blind, actually. He's saying that out loud. I can't see where I'm going. He's saying it out loud to himself to reassure himself that what's happening is happening because he's so often hallucinating. I got this Peter.

I got this Peter. Right. With great power. They've never added him. But there's a little bit of give. The rhino's like, the rhino's like, what the fuck? Rano has a little. Rano has a little bit of heartburn

Like I kind of heard him a little bit. And then Ogleman becomes missed. And then he's completely, there's no trace of it, not even the clothing. He pops like a balloon. He goes like a balloon. Like, you know, a balloon hits something and it molds over it a little bit. Right.

There's a moment where Rino's wearing Uncle Bad before he turned to the dust. Jimmy's outline. Oh, my God. Oh, the give is great. Anyway, there's not, as you can tell, there's not a lot going on. Outside of, you know, war, but that's always happening. whatever things are exploding it's fine we're constantly we're gonna

we're gonna who's not dead unfortunately we uh what's it's called we fucked up oil refinery uh really really really really really cool really really really really good stuff really really I don't care that's a good okay cool yeah whatever I want to talk more about other things that are more important uncle Ben I want to bring this up because I just know you guys have no context for this

are you guys you've heard nothing about the faithful sheriff no you know burnt peanut right no that burnt peanut streamer guy he's like a peanut v-tuber He's like big with Art Raiders He was like kind of blow up with Arc Raiders I've heard of him but yeah

I don't know really He's like an annoying orange type thing He uses like he does V-tubing but he just makes a joke out of it So instead of like this high production value anime character It's just a fucking peanut Okay It's dumb I've seen a bit of it

It's funny it's amusing enough I would never sit through a stream of that But like it's the clips are funny This is this has unleashed a tidal wave of like copycat like I'm a fucking I don't know doorknob I'm a fucking I don't know

banana you know funny but so there's another guy who is also a peanut which is crazy he's very on the nose but he's like a sheriff and he's got like a cowboy hat

he's got like spurs or whatever but he's the faithful sheriff can you guess what his can you guess what his twist is oh he's uh he's religious he's a Christian he's got a Bible on his character model So he goes on Fortnite

basically preaching to people And that's his whole thing It's very not good But Super Mega You guys you know Super Mega So they basically like they There was a beam going around

A burnt peanut's penis hanging out It was just like a little penis Like on a peanut It was dumb That's cool And then they were like Faithful Sheriff contacted us To include him

into this joke so here's him right and so this dude it's just like his character model the faithful guy with a penis hanging off it and I guess this guy has never experienced a joke before because he's like I don't know what's going on I didn't ask for this

and now he's like threatening to sue them for like defamation and it's awesome I don't know how that's going to work but I'm so fascinated by it I gotta make that my screen saver that dude's never heard of the strides and a fair.

No, he's not, oh, no. It's so clearly like, you know, you've never joked with anybody. That's kind of wild. That's kind of astounding, actually. Like, he doesn't, I don't understand that it's a, he even says, like,

I think you're just trying to troll me, but he's like, he's saying that, but I don't think he knows what those words mean. Because the very act of, like, taking this seriously, like, indicates that he doesn't understand. Yeah. So it's just kind of like,

I don't know, I'm just, I'm bewildered by the fact that there's a Christian peanut going around in Fortnite, fucking preaching to people in the middle of games. That regardless, outside of this, suing Super Mega is a wild. It's a wild fucking. I just wanted to bring that up because I just thought it was fucking. I encourage people to look it up.

All the videos of him going through like, these are my DMs with them. These are the only DMs I have with them. I never asked them to do this. I would never do such a thing in Christ's name. And everybody's like, yeah, we know. It's like, they were fucking around. But everybody's like doubling, everybody's like playing into the jokes. So it's like people be like,

I can't follow you anymore. I'm sorry. You were an inspiration to be. I think I replied to him that. That's good. But like a lot of people just... I can't believe you would do that, man. You saved me once.

You saved me. I was a drug addict and your peanut Bible saved me. Now, I should mention, it's not just that he's kind of a vaguely autistic Christian peanut. That is why it's okay to fucking be a little bit mean to this guy. I've seen clips of him playing Fortnite where he's going. around just randomly his team is just talking

him's like hey man you're on Twitch or whatever right he's like yeah yeah yeah and then I fast forwarded like maybe 20 seconds and he's talking about yeah I think everybody in there I think Iran is a murderous country and they should all be blown up oh cool

all right wild just some fucking dumb awesome that's like no that's like no hate like Christian Christian love type type shit but uh it's a wild I don't know, it's a wild world out there It's so fucking stupid

But that sounds fun I was hopefully I've been listening to this YouTuber Name Mujin That follows a lot of V-tube shit But like all the weird weeb stuff And so it would be nice if he makes a video about this Because he's really good at like putting those stories together

He should, it's fucking hysterical I guess he's maybe If he's even aware of it He might be waiting He probably I mean if it If it's not crescendoed quite yet You know he's threatening to sue But nothing's happened

I don't think this has been like a cease in the sister of them. But, yeah. That's just so ridiculous. Yeah, I found out about all that whole Marvel rival shit with some guy named Kingsman or something. I don't know if you. Oh, yeah. I brought it up on the show, I think. Oh.

Yeah, like I. Oh, the whole tournament. Yeah, the tournament thing. Yeah. So like the, I, I've learned about it through that guy, Mujan. I like how he does his stuff. So, you know. I can't do V-2, man.

I should, I see that. I mean, I'm locked out. Yeah, you're not, you're not, you know. I don't want to be mean. It's not for you, clearly. It's smart for the people who do it. It makes a lot of sense. I could have seen my brain being like, I'll give this a respectable chance when I was like 14.

There's a lot of things that are smart, but it's also like, you're still weird for being a part of it kind of a thing. Yeah. Do I exactly think V-Tubing is weird? Hey, fucking sitting on cakes, you know, it's fucking smart to get money for just sitting on cakes, but it's so fucking weird. I think the anime V-tubing is weird. If it's like a peanut or something, it's like, that's dumb and clearly like not-resubing on. respectful. Yeah, you're kind of mocking it in which I appreciate that. Yeah, but like, spending $7,000 on like an anime girl to be kind of motherfuckers dropping real money to have motherfuckers animate all of this shit for them.

One thing I do think, though, is like I do get the, I do get the appeal of like being on camera and off camera at the same time. Like that's nice. I think, because I think personality is kind of has a lot of work, but unfortunately having you have to have the visage to even get through a lot of doors, you know, unfortunately. I just put together a V-tuber model started completely. anonymous channel. See what happens. See what happens. You should be a black person. Oh, yeah. You're going to really, you're going to really blow up. Having a black avatar. I'll be the faithful black. I, give me the nefarious negro. And you're going to have that as you a day. The what?

Nefarious Negro. Nefarious Negro. So what are you got to be evil? No, it's nefarious. What voice would I do? Would it just be my voice? It'd be like, give me a pitch for a voice. Hello, guys. Hello, guys. It's me. Niparious Negro here. We're here playing Arc Raiders. Uh, yeah I've learned a little bit about that You should have smoked there The smog thing

You had a drag like I mean that might be fun I don't like that at all You don't like you don't like sound like a fucking Starting car Not really I bet if you had somebody Maybe there's a VTuber that

Or a VTuber animator that's watching us And they'll make One for you Chris Yeah man And then you can actually We just insulted I'm tired

I mean listen This is what I'm hoping It's not my thing This guy I mean I dropped this guy A couple of times Mugin He's one of those people

That he's clearly Since his content revolves On that stuff He likes all that shit But he's also Hyper aware of how fucking cringe it is And I just appreciate those people The people that's like

I like this stuff However There's a lot of weird people There's a ton of racist in there There's a bunch of like He's very aware of it And I just if people are

mad respect to those people that I'm like you like whatever the fuck you like you like v-tuber and all that shit fine but don't act like no you don't understand I'm like no I do I do understand it's fucking weird and that's okay when did you when did you this not I think about a lot when did you realize that nerddom was so wildly racist when did I realize it

nerddum yeah like just like liking nerd shit it's like you'd assume it's like oh this is a place that's more safe for people they're like no this is fucking crazy well I got involved because I thought would be free of black people. Ah, there you go. Because black people are so inherently cool

that if I go someplace less cool, there'll be no Negroes and guess what? They're here too! And they're cooler here! Now look at me. You know, unfortunately, like, it really was... Video games were for me. It was, it wasn't, it was me when I started going to conventions

and seeing my brothers and sisters complain about these fandoms complaining about them doing cosplay versions because they're black. Like that was when I like really seeing how much hate that they would get for doing a character that's not actually black. And they're like, why the fuck do you have a problem? Like an Asian person does it. A brown person does it.

But a black person does an officer. They're getting a fuck metric ton of hate. And I'm like, that's crazy. I figured out when I was in when I played video games first. I was like, this is a place where people are like, video game players like kind of losers. And then I'm getting, I'm getting called the N-word while I'm just playing Halo. And I'm like, I thought I'd be more accepted here because we're all this gaming. We don't have both sides of that story.

No, no, no, when I was, when I was, when I first started playing online games, I was not terrible. And then I got bread into being terrible because of the online game space. It definitely accelerated me. It's just interesting, though, like the spaces that you occupy, since a lot of that FPS culture is that. It's competitive. But like when I would play, like, expect to you say competitive. Competitive. Co-op.

But also there's competitive stuff that is not Western-centric, that they're not as. Like StarCraft? Yeah, they're not as. it's what's more respectable. Those people are quiet and they usually kill themselves, like after they lose or something. I didn't start playing FPSs a lot until I became like 20. I was super on FBSs actually.

I was like, FBS was just an example. To be like it grew up until I was 20. It became 20 is a funny way to say that. Because I played online with my friends like that, but I wasn't like really into it like hard. And like those moments would be like I'd be at my homie's house and we'd hear somebody say something.

absurd. We'd be like, that's crazy. Yeah. I'll never forget when Joe came back with that, like, was it 2017. Immediately, dude. It was whatever, I think it was World War. I think it might have been Cod World War II or whatever. But he came back and was like, I had the new Cod game. For his first round, the first thing we heard when we went into his room was just the N-word being shouted through the prox chat or whatever.

I just like, this is fucking. I can't believe it's still this way. Classic. And that was fucking 10 years ago now, basically. Just about. That was a classic. That did come up. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ. Also, when I went into the D&D world, like the tabletop community, like the actual like proper nerddom, hell are racist there. But it makes sense not what I think about them. Like, oh yeah,

this is like, are they like, what if you, it's obsessions about statistics. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Those fucking weirdos.

Work at this way. Dude, what was it? What was that? This way? You guys remember Jared Taylor? Yeah, he sounds like Hank Hill. The Hank Hill guy's like,

if you look at the Negroed skull. Yeah. And he was Japanese. fucking weird fucking weird guy he was like an American he was like he's a white guy

born in Japan or something something like that some insane shit so he speaks fluent Japanese he's such a he popped up again recently I would say within the last year it was like on TikTok or something

and he was just again he's just one of those his his his the way that he speaks his dialect like he's a southern racist like a like a plantation owner why do you speak like that

you have no business is sounding like that. But he, like, he says, where? Why? And I'm like, you don't, you have no business saying shit like that. Just, you're just supremely racist

and you took on that fucking dialogue. You know, it's like, it's like Pierce's dad on community. Yeah, it literally. Because that is, that when you speak like that is associated with, oh, southern racism in 1800s.

Yeah. And, like, that is, an American, to Americans, that is like top form racism. Like, what's more racist than that? To the point where it's, jarring, to the point where it's jarring

to hear that accent, say anything not racist. It's weird. Black people deserve equal rights. I believe in reproductive rights. I believe in reproductive rights. And you're like, whoa, really? I don't believe you. I'm sorry, like, I'm sure you're

why don't you believe me? Why don't you believe a white man like me? Well, that's weird that you singled that out. Oh, he did say that. That's what was strange. You ever catch it like that when people, like, they're telling a story and then their race has nothing to do with the story itself, but they have to point it out. And I'm like, and I'm like, would you have said that if I was a white person?

Because it's never, it's never, it's always like the other. So it's not like say, oh, there was this white girl. It's usually like there was this black girl. There's this Asian girl. Or those they say, there was this girl. And I'm like, you're catching the little, the little subtle thing. You're throwing too much black. You're, you're throwing too much black ears is at Chris right now. He's just like, what are you talking about? That's how I describe. every single thing ever. What do you mean? I do say, I do say white girl if they're like, I do mention it all the time. So me, it's like if it, if it makes sense of the story. I just want to paint the picture

accurately. That's like very hyper for me that's like obviously very hyper conscious of being a black person where it's like, but I will say. But I will say if they're Italian, if they're Italian or something, I'm, I'm really, I'm kind of assuming. You know what I mean? Just like, as a white person. Yeah. That's a white guy. The Times are white, man. I'm sorry. Yes, but like, you know, not or even gives me really upset. They are. but I'm, you know, but like, never mind. They're not black, but they're not. They're white. They're white, dude.

I don't know. Go to Italy. They're white. No, I'm not going to Italy. I mean, I wouldn't. I wouldn't neither. Well, I mean, it's Europe. Come on.

What do we, would we be talking about? Like, I don't know this whole, like, Italians aren't white. I feel like, if you're white supremacists, that's either, that's the only that's the only way you don't think they're white. Yeah. I feel like, I feel like Polish people are white. And that's kind of it. They're like, to me, that's like, that's like, there are specific whites.

there are only specific whites out there they're like the English the French can have a pass the Germans kind of have a pass The English the French the Germans The everyone except for the Irish and Italian Were essentially white from over there Yeah and then they eventually got co-opted to be

Hate Black people Just to be anti-black They got drafted. You show me how fucking retarded racism is Where they're like Oh some of the whitest people on the planet The porcelain white folks in Ireland Are not considered white

I'm like you ever see an Irish person Can we please stop this They look like They looked like white out was given sentience sometimes. And it's like, that's not a white. What do you, what is this? It is crazy. They were considered swarthy.

It's just that's so silly. Some of the fucking characters they drew up them and he were just straight up like Neanderthals and it's like, what the fuck? Who made? This is a mean. This is just me. Raysal was fun back in the day. They just, since they were like dumb people and like less, you know, stuff available,

like just even like labeling people. We're like, oh, here's somebody who looks adjacent to me. Like say a German. and you were like, say, an Italian or you say you were like British. You look almost the same. Your skin complexion is so similar. We're like, what are those fucking barbarians over there? It's really, particularly for Germans and English.

Because it's like, you know that you're likely of German descent. You know that, right? It's like, a piece of shit. And I was like, ah, okay. Don't call me that. So you have to take it all with a grain of salt because it's like, given the opportunity, a true racist person wants to hate everyone. What race are other than their own family?

Elephants? If they were, like, if they were given a race? What races are elephants? Yeah. They're the grays. They're grays. Oh, shit, you're right. People don't understand that.

But, like, when Grays got here and they started to evolve, they've been here for a long time, man. Could you imagine the gray aliens evolved into fucking elephants? That's not kidding. That would be such an insane truth. Well, it's true. I listen to what. Like, we didn't have the technical make me throw up. I listened to a podcast about it.

There was an archaeologist on Joe Rogan's podcast that explained it very thoroughly. And convincing. Yeah, I only took him six hours. You know Graham Hamcock, right? No. Not at all. Well, I mean, I'm glad you don't actually. Not all.

Graham Hancock to me was, it was funny because back in the day, he was just, he was kind of like Alex Jones to me in a way. Like he was entertainment where I'm like, oh, some stuff he's saying is cool, but like you're saying a lot of things that. He should write books. You know what I mean? Well, like fiction. Yeah. Oh, right. It's like all these ideas are fucking awesome.

Gotcha. Yeah. Everything he thinks is so cool. Yeah, and I wish they were true. Why wouldn't you do that? It's all so sick. Do this. People, archaeologists, would be happy as fuck if that was the case.

It would be awesome. You left. You're making money. Cool. Good. I'm learning about people like Flint Dibble because of people like Grand Hamcock. I shouldn't even know who Flint Dibble is. Who's that?

He's an archaeologist. That's like, what the fuck are you doing saying all this bullshit? You're going against all of our fucking science, kind of a thing. He went on. He had a debate with a. Graham on Joe Rogan's podcast and he fucking destroyed him. And then Joe, since he loves Graham, brought him back on to talk more shit about Flint, to damage control. Just complete fucking snakery shit. I don't, I hate that nigga. Joe, I hate him so much now. It's crazy because

every once in a while I'll think about the old interactions I've had with him or other people have where he used to be cool and chill and used to be like, yeah, I understand I like universal health care. I like this, this, this and that. I like some weird alien shit. And that's fine. And then it just turned into where he's aware of what's going on, where he keeps saying things like, yeah, the American people must be really betrayed by what Trump's doing now. And I'm like, are you going to speak about what you did and how you had a hand in it? Are you going to be honest for one second? No. I just, I think, just feel like, like, like Andrew Schultz did it. You know, as much as that dumb piece of shit was like, at least I'm going to just own up to him and be like, yeah, I was an idiot.

I supported this guy. What did you see? I miss it derby to what I was looking at on your shirt. He's doing one of those moments where he's like a squirrel. No, so Kingston's shirt, it's Thanos with his gauntlets or whatever. There's like blood on this fist.

It's just a PNG of Thanos with his gauntlets and they're glowing red and it's on a black background for our audio listeners. I thought this was his fist. So look, I thought this was his fist holding a noose. You're... And you thought he was wearing that. I thought he would, well, I mean, it kind of makes, it looks like it would make sense a little bit.

At a glance? We should put that on there. Like, get a little piece of paper. If you made Thanos holding a noose in one hand, it wouldn't look that dissimilar to that. Yeah. You start noticing a pattern that he's only fighting black superheroes. He's saying it's just that's crazy. He's so cocked.

Cosmically like a... The idea that he would be prejudiced against black people is his terrible. It makes no sense at all. It's such a big... He's such a big problem. Him coming to Earth and being like, move Captain America. Where's a small black spider? And he grabs Muzmahs.

He's like, why me? Mazzmira. Black Panther just... Karate chop. Storms slap. Slap's in the space. Professor X is like, I'm noticing a pattern. I'm noticing a pattern.

He does... He's not a fan. of the Negroid. What did you say? Magneto was like, excuse me? Yeah, they're talking.

They're playing chess right now. You know, Magito made the Iron Dome, right? But I can't even begin to that. Let's move on. He did. I want to think about this.

I want to think about it. Imagine they had him. They had him on their side. I'd be like, oh, no. Oh, no. It's over. Why even try? I don't want to think about it.

I'm sorry, Iran. I'm so sorry. You're good. I wouldn't try anything. I wouldn't. even care. Wouldn't speak out and nothing. Nica can just shift. He can do too much power. He's too

strong. Yeah. I think when he first made him, they were like, he'd be cool if he could move metal things, right? And some guy was like, wait a second, I have an idea. He should be... You know what gravity really is, right? You know what a gravitational force. He should... Magnetic fields. I'm like, all right, bro. Come on. That's too much. It always gets too crazy. That's too much. It's like, it's like, it's cool.

And I get it. But like, you're getting a point here. I mean, bloodbending does make sense of relative to... It does. I'm just saying, but it's just like that always happens. Wouldn't I just be like water bending? it is water bending but it's water bending your blood but there's iron in blood right I'm just being in it I'm just being an asshole but there's iron and bloods so like earth benders can blood bend as well theoretically ooh I guess maybe traces of iron

they can probably they can probably blend so then it becomes nothing it just they can't bend the what they can probably well there's air benders could probably bend water it's a little it's an electric Pokemon because he has a lot of fires neurons you know extract all of the air out of water and just make it fucking hydrogen only and a fire where it comes it fucking ignites it and it blows That'd be kind of cool. Like that's, I think that's where Avatar that world goes, you know? Like, if it like exists in like a thousand years later, it's like, oh no, there's some like horrifying shit.

People are doing crazy. There's so much power creep now. Yeah. Because that's what happens, you know. We had sticks and then we paid from sticks to fucking. Oh yeah. Now we have newts. Hydrogen bombs.

Exactly. You know. Awesome. Anyway. Let's talk about a. Yeah. I don't know why I just wanted to drop a really hard art right now. Oh, okay.

But, like, I'm not going to, of course, because that's more work to do. But no, let's talk about... That's why he's quelled. Do you, um... What do you got? Do you fuck around with Crimson Desert at all? No, I haven't died yet. You didn't get it?

I'm not buying that shit right away. It's crazy. You don't want to buy a 200-hour game? I'll... Depends on how good it is. I'll buy one is 40 bucks. And when there's... Yeah.

I just... I was, I was on... We were on Discord last night, and Lyle was playing it. And he was telling me, it's like, yeah, I mean, I'm four-hour. in I'm five hours in. I don't know if it's really started yet. And I was like, oh. Who's a Joe Saladino or what is that guy's name?

Joe Saladino. Jake? Oh, Jake Baldingo? Why did I say Joe? Joe's more Italian? I think you were like, Joey Saladino. I must have done that, yeah. Yeah, Jake.

Jake Baldino, yeah, he said, what did he said? He said something like, yeah, I kind of disliked the first eight hours. That's what it. It was like eight hours. Yeah. Which I'm like, man. I was like, that's a lot of hours to get to the good part. Yeah

And it's not even like a Like oh I'll grind for A few hours Before I really open up the game Like sometimes I'll fuck around And do a lot of side stuff If it's like you have to play Actual eight hours roughly

If that's what he's saying That's kind of crazy It looks like the kind of game That you would need And in order an amount of time To even begin to enjoy And once you crack that threshold You probably really like it

But I just not What other games are like that It reminds me of Witcher a little bit Um Is it? like, I don't remember. I haven't played it in many years. Which or three was it, it didn't start off, it didn't start off being great until like, Eve. Eve. Eve is like that. Eve online.

You ever know, you know anything about Eve? No. It's fucking a really complicated, like, space flight, like economy. Like, it's a big thing. But I remember playing it for like hours and being like, I just don't, I don't know what this is, but a lot of people are playing this and they're fucking into it to the point where like there's real economies. They think there was like a big, I think there was like a huge economic collapse in E. or something that made headlines or something Oh, that sounds familiar.

Yeah. Yeah. So, like, it's like people, it's like a threshold thing. Like, once you get through and you understand it, it's, it fucking hooks you.

But, like, who the fuck has that? Most people aren't going to have that time. I mean, extraction shooters are kind of like that, but it's like, it takes, like, maybe like three hours instead of, like, 50.

It's a little much if you're talking about, God, damn. It's a lot. To me, I'm curious about it. Four hours is the average. Like, usually it's like, really?

Yeah, like, there's a, there's a lot of, There's a lot of games for an RPG. Most games hook me immediately, but like... For an RPG, a lot of times, like, you'll, there's going to be like an opening, an area. You can only be in this specific area. The game has not opened up yet.

You have no powers or extra skills. You're just talking to a lot of people. You're doing busy stuff. And then it kind of gets crazy. That usually happens in a lot of RPGs. Cyberpunk's like that. Is it really? Well, usually your first mission, right?

You're like going to open up until, until Jackie dies. Spoilers. It's been six years. Yeah, it's very on rails until Jackie dies. But it's not, that's not, still that's not, it's not even close to fucking four hours. No, no, it takes like what? I'm thinking more of like a, like a,

because like Crimson Desert seems more like a, oh, I'm used to a traditional, like, let's even say like a JRP in a way that, not, I don't mean like JRP in a way like, oh, turn base or anything like that, but just the way that they do it, you're going to be playing the game for at least 70 fucking hours. At least.

At least. And usually if you're really enjoying the game, we can put much more time into it. Yeah. So it's, I can't do that anymore, man. I can't do that. I can't do the,

just nothing happening for two hours. I'm like, dude, I'm not even an impatient guy, but it's like, this is just nothing's going on. I feel you, I mean, nothing's going on at all.

I feel you. What the fuck is happening. Yeah, hours is a crazy amount of time. It's like, dude, what, like, like Baldos Gate 3, that game jumps into the heat immediately.

You get to the fucking hub, and when they fight the fucking mind flare and the freaking the Cambians and shit is happening right there you're like whoa this is nuts yeah most of the games that I enjoy are a good opener is smart

yeah like it's Doom 2016 is a fucking perfect opener yeah like immediately it takes I think that game's like maybe 10 seconds before you're even before you're fighting and you're killing shit in a cool way yeah and so like that's why

it's trying to replaying God of War 2018 for example makes me want to shoot myself it's rough to start it's rough to start oh three When you're not... Bro, come on.

Kill something. It's crazy. My wife, no. My wife's my wife. My wife. My second wife. When the story isn't... These guys are fucking crazy.

When the story isn't new to you. When the story isn't new to you, it's rough to replay. That's my problem with a lot of new games is that like they're so like not gameplay oriented in comparison to the way they used to be that like replaying them is kind of a nightmare. Yeah. And it's like I don't want to really. I want to get to the part of this game that I like, and God of War like takes like, what, like 30 minutes to get into that really?

It takes probably longer. Way too long. I think it takes, I think it takes like less than hour. And this is one of the reasons why, like, uh, mods do you can just skip stuff. They'll be like, skip the intro. Dude, I was playing Jack and Daxter. Yeah.

And you can't skip the cutscenes in that? Nope. That's cruel. And I'm like, brother. This is crazy. This is why... You're making me watch the story in this?

I can't do it. That makes no thousand to, man. I mean, it's good. Like, it's fine. It's a cute story, but, like, I mean, I don't care. You know, I accidentally missed a really important cutscene the first time of Resident Evil 9. But it was because my actual...

I had one crash in the game. It was crazy. Like, I had one crash. And I was like, oh, that was weird. Grace's hair was like... Was actually doing so I was like, what the fuck? And then it crashed.

And I'm like, that was weird. But did you load it? And so I loaded it. What it did was I had to fight a boss again. I was pissed because like it was right, the cut scene was right after that boss thing. I was fucking pissed. I was like, God damn it, really?

And then so I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when I, I thought it was gonna, I didn't realize how long the cutscene was going to go on for. There was probably like a minute left than I thought. I thought the cutscene was pretty much over. What part is, early game? No, no. I don't want to say, I don't know how far he is.

I'm in the basement of the care center. I haven't had a lot of time. because like there's too much Oh you're in the basement Okay yeah I remember that okay Yeah so but yeah Yeah so I'm in the basement I'm doing the generator

Plug things Yeah yeah I went back It opened everything It couldn't open before Yeah I went back through the But I didn't do that my first time I was telling you last night I fucked up really bad

I fucked up As grace I'm kind of murked everybody Like I was doing a lot of work So like when I was Leon I kind of didn't have a lot to kill And then I'm back as Grace I guess if you play in Sanita You can't kill everything

Yeah you got it I would imagine you have to sneak past a lot more. But I was like, I got enough ammo. Whatever. And I got the injectors and the blood and all that. I think that whole thing's cool. I like it. I like deciding like what bodies to get rid of and shit.

It's stupid. I think it's... I like it. It is very dumb. I like it. I didn't kill any of anybody. Oh, blood plus metal equals ammo. Bro. Like it's a blood, a bottle. I have now a motelop cocktail.

What do you use? What the fuck do you use the rare metal for? For the hand cannon? Hand cannon. Oh, the hand can. Okay. I guess I just haven't got that recipe.

I had eight Requiemble was the first time. I had eight Requiemble was the first time and that I went and did the bottom part and I lost all of them. And I was like, I did this for nothing. What did I hold on to him for? I killed the fat guy with the pistol. I killed the butcher with the regular pistol. I didn't use anything. I had a bunch of injectors.

I just was like, I'm going to save these. Really? Because I'm going to really need them later. I can't. I specifically saved them for that. I have a hoarding problem. It's like, do-do-do-do-do-d-do-d-l. And I was like, oh.

I went behind it. I blew him off. I was actually disappointed. I didn't know that I thought they were going to be like, oh, you, this will like maybe take half their life and not one-shot certain people. Like I thought I- No, you're blaming anyone that's not the fat guy. Yeah. So I was like, oh, well, yeah, I learned, of course. I was like, oh, that's, this is, it makes sense because even Leon can't control it.

It's that. It is absurd. It's so crazy. But I like it. It's, I got, I got cornered in a. a room by the the tall lady in the dark. Uh-huh.

And I got set back a little bit and I was like, I'm going to take a break. Whatever I put you. I don't remember. It was one of those things where it's like I can't remember exactly when I saved. Oh. I don't have the energy right now to figure out what the fuck I have to do again. Yeah.

But I like, it's hilarious. I like it really fucking funny. I like it. Because the game feels not built for her to be in third person at all for me. Oh, does it really? It just feels like, oh, nothing sneaks up on me.

I know where everyone is. I'm not, I'm not, struggling You also, now that you're playing the second time through, it's, there's, because there were, like,

I remember a few jump scares. It is a game I want to play again. Some of them got me, like in the first playthru. There was some things I'm like, God damn it. Like, and now it's like,

oh, it's gone. The first time, the lady, when she grabs somebody and she choose on it, that's just scared the fuck out of me. Did it? I actually was like, I was like,

I saw that. I can't look at those scenes and, and it's cool. I get it. It's the camera. But, like, it's so crazy to me that,

Like, imagine you are, imagine your grace, and you're looking down into the body and a giant hand is coming off from off screen and you're just like, you're staring at it? Yep. You're not even curious. You're not even curious for another like 30 seconds. Right. What that thing is. I would just, right. You might freeze.

I'd be so quick. I'd be so weird. It's one of those moments where, again. Also, how are you not crying? There's, she's having panic attacks. There's so much. you're having panic. What's confusing about her to me is that...

But she's just more scared as she is. But what's confusing... So, look, Grace is fine, whatever. Like, I don't love her, I don't hate her. She's whatever. But, like, the degree to which she is uncomfortable and panicking in moments that are relatively fine versus moments where she should be freaking the fuck out and she's relatively, like, unbothered is bewildering to me.

She's like... she's constantly hyperventilating in the dot when she's just in the dark and then there's a fucking Eldridge horror screaming in her face and she's like she's she she handles it very well she handles those very well so I so it's just I don't really understand what her thing what her deal is I to me nervous talking to the little girl I'm like how are you nervous talking to the fucking when she that actually that was probably one of the only times I actually was you I'm grace I'm like this she's just a little blind girl in the glass and here's her I would have never let her up for that brother I'm like you're staying

and I don't know what you are like that's what I mean like I I'm completely aware of when I'm playing I and sure yeah every single time when I ever talk about this stuff is I'm the point that I'm ever trying to make is that like this was made the they made this for a very specific reason they did this like you talk about the camera thing yeah it was made for It's cool. Us. You know, it's not, and so it completely destroys what a normal person would do. However, it's fun to point out how dumb some of that shit is.

It's like an uncharted how, like, you're supposed to... Nathan Drake is this, like, really chill guy, and he's really cool. He's also a mass murderer. Right. Like, in the game doesn't... With the upper body strength of literally Kratos. Right. Probably, probably more.

I feel like I've seen Nathan Drake hold on better than I've seen Kratos. I think Nathan Drake has killed more individuals. individuals than Cratos. No. But he's not directly, is what I'm saying. That we've seen maybe. That we've seen maybe. Obviously, Cretto's doomed to the world.

I'm not saying like... Because in a war, he's got bodies prior to the war before him becoming... Yeah, but he's a general. He's not really doing that himself. He was active. Not in comparison. A regular person like Nakeditha and Drake killing hundreds of people in each game.

Yeah. He's... I would actually argue... where you have a mini gun and there are trucks of people driving up to you where you are lancing that way and it's like yo this is really bad

The thing about God of War is like you're fighting a lot of demons and shit You're finding a lot of like things that aren't people You're mostly fighting like undeadstaff or whatever You're not fine and the other thing too is that like I would argue that one kill for Drake Is worth more than a kill for Cratos Because Cretto's is a fucking demigod The fact that a

The fact that a normal man with like a fucking, with a social security number. He's going around executing like, I don't know, Peruvians. By the hundreds. His partner, like, Sully is not like, hey, man. Sully doesn't do, Sully partakes with you. Killing a lot of people, man.

You may want to. He's like, hey, man, because he's from Boston. Try sneaking around a little bit or something. You don't have to kill every single person you see. I know you have, like, unlimited ammo, essentially. This game supplies you with so much ammo. Right. But I say that I like Uncharted.

I think it's funny. I actually been thinking about replaying. them. It's so fun. It's been a long time for me. I played one again. That shit sucks. Yeah, everybody's not that bad. One sucks. Compared to the second one, I guess that's what it is. But I thought one was charming. I do not like one. It feels weird to shoot. One I like that. There's a section of one where it's like it becomes a horror game for a second.

I love that scene. Where you're in the, you're in the empty kind of, it's like really quiet. And then there's like the fucking Wendigo's or whatever that you're frightened. Wendigows. Just, just crazy Native Americans. That's it. No, it's, they're demons. Yeah. Her hip and finish. Resident Evil 9 when you get

Because I I would love to I'm trying to play only at night Because I just I don't I'm not even the day Feels awkward I don't know I don't like it

Oh I'm not really I don't play for atmosphere I'm playing I just like I like the Resident Evil I just love Resident Evil universe It's just fun to be in there It's just so ridiculous Look I'm not even

I'm not even I feel like without the atmosphere though For me it's not enough To pull me away from Marathon right now I need the atmosphere To convince me You're like all right

I gotta spend time There's one moment Residentable 2 that scares me me every time. Two? Yeah, when you go up to where the bath area is

of the precinct and you open that fucking random locker and a body falls out. It keeps getting you? That shit had me scream.

That shit made me scream live on a little bit stream. I was like, ah! That fucking house been of Vento from fucking village fucking scared these shit out of me.

The dollhouse? Dude, that shit fucked with me. With the baby? That shit actually made me feel uncomfortable. I think so, like, but to me, like, that is really stressed me out.

Prime, like, horror genre of a video game. And I was just like, I hate that this is, I love the design of the baby because it's so creepy and weird. Dude, you're trying to get somebody to move here. I want to, I want to shoot this thing in the face so badly. And I know. That's my, that was my, like, they should have had Chris Redfield go through that house later. I wanted to punch the baby. Be the fuck out of the baby.

Punch the baby. That's my old, that was my, my literal only thing. That's why when I would talk about the dynamic, like when the game opens up, right, and Grace has a lot of weapons, because she gets, I don't think you're going to even argue too many, where I was kind of like, oh, I have a lot of guns. I thought it was going to be a little bit more contained,

but it wasn't. And because there's even a part in the game where I was, it's way later. And that's why I'll talk about it, like, whenever you get around to it. Yeah, yeah. Like there's things that surprise me in even like some of the access of like, I was like, oh, I don't have to. to be as

conservative as I thought it was going to be. And then I just... Can I ask you something about those... So, like, when your grace going through the care center, there are these computer puzzle things that you gotta do. Like the blood injector or whatever?

You gotta... It's like a computer interface. It's like some fucking mini-game. The DNA scanning thing, whatever is you? Did you like those? They were really simple, so I was like, whatever. I don't like...

I hated them so deeply. I don't like... They were kind of like... They were like... Oh, they didn't even... this but they were simple. I was like, I guess. They were simple, but also like, I was just like, I don't know what you're, I just, I looked up the answers to all of them ahead of time just so I could just do it in a fucking second.

It's like the safes and everything. It was like, whatever, I guess. And it was like a minimum try thing, right? Yeah. And I'm just like, I'm just like, how quick you can do it. That's it. It wasn't like, uh, you. It was how quickly it could possibly be done. That's how it was. It was like, oh, it's how could be done. I mess up the first three times. And so when I would get too far out, I'm like, I'm going to reset this. I'm like, oh, cool, it's right here. Yeah, I just, I don't know. It wasn't the best thing.

I was like, oh, these are kind of like whatever. I don't like Resident Evil puzzles when they're not like, I mean, I arguably don't love Resident Evil puzzles anyway, but I definitely don't love them when they're not like in the world, you know, when they're in like a fucking separate screen or something. It's like, I don't care. I don't mind getting a medallion and fitting it into a fucking, you know, hole in a door from across the manner or whatever. Like, that's fine.

The second you have me like on a computer screen doing like playing solitaire or something. This isn't really. I do like the... Go ahead. Oh, no, I was just on the point of the puzzles on this game, actually. I feel like they... This was probably the first Resident Evil game where I wasn't... My eyes didn't roll, like, continuously.

It was very controlled on, like, what I need. Like, there was... It feels very good in that regard. Like, getting the wrench for the bolts and all that stuff. It feels less ridiculous than, like, oh, use the picture on the... You know, use the camera to... Yeah. Some bullshit.

You know, some fucking nonsense. This painting burns and now there's a fucking diamond under it. And like, it was like, it was mostly the only thing that annoyed me, I would say, and you already did the part was, I don't like that. Listen, if you've ever carried a little person, a toddler. Oh, yeah. I can have a free hand. And I didn't like the idea that like. She's a tiny girl.

Look, I think that's annoying. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. But it's like, however. I just, I don't like, to me, I'm like, please, will you? please. The funny part for me... Stop it.

Remember it means I had no one to kill it anymore by the time I did that. Like I killed everyone in that room. So it was like, you're supposed to have a challenge here and I just walked in and was like, oh. There's like... I'm murdered. I had some people had to go back.

There was the... I think it was on the way back because on the way back, you can't just... I think there... There was a part where... Because at first I set her down, right? And I'm like, of course I'm just going to murk everybody and then have a... But then there was like...

You had to like do it again. And there was some that you... I thought... Maybe not before the basement part again. There was something where I had, I just remember. You do it once. Like you bring her over there to read the Braille. You read the Braille.

Yeah. And that's it. And then. But I fucking euthanized everybody in that fucking place. I was like, oh, interesting. And then you have to fight where you're like in the little ICU area, which I almost die every time because he just purposely. You fight a bunch of those. What I hate the fucking mosquito face?

The niggas. I hate them so. What the hell is that? They take so much damage. I really hate it. I don't think I've seen that yet. You have that seen it. No, you have.

Oh, wait. Oh, wait a face. Oh, oh, wait a little. Oh, their face get all bulbous? Oh, well. You have that seen it before. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I wouldn't describe that as mosquito face, I guess. They look, you know, they just look at, they look gross. And it really bothers them because they're so hard to kill his grace and Leon. All you do is you shoot them in a like three times. It falls down. You kick it and you can. There's so many. And I'm like, why does it take so many bullets to kill this fucking thing?

I hate it so. I feel like it's a little bit too strong compared to other things. And I'm like, eh, you seem a little bit because like even as, Leon. It is ridiculous how many bullets they take. Shooting with a shotgun point blank and it's like, ouch. And I'm like,

uh, okay. You're supposed to save your thing for that. Because you only fight like maybe four or five of them. I was just like, all right. It's fun though. Fun though.

I'm, I'm enjoying it. I got the extra tier of upgrades on the weapons. Dude, when you, oh my God. Because I found all, find all the raccoon things.

Try to find all the raccoon idols. The raccoon idols? Yeah, the little idols you find every resident evil game. Like little fucking like the rattling. Oh, the things you break. The rattlers.

I hate those fucking things. fucking annoying I hate that's my least favorite thing They're really annoying in like the next part When you get to Raccoon City They suck there It's horrible finding them there It's actually dog shit

I'm not even looking for them Because they're like Where could this be Because as grace They want you to waste a fucking bullet on them No you can stab with Grace With what? What button? The knife

When you give it up a knife You can stab I swear to God I picked up a knife And I just don't have it What? You press the RB LB? No that's heel

Left button, right? Left button. Yeah, left button. I don't know. Maybe I'll try it. I don't know. I swear to God. She just says like, yeah.

I swear to God I've tried. She's such a bad stabber, but I get it. You can't. You can't. If you, if you do, like, I was just trying to stab those little. Is it in your inventory? The knife? Yeah.

It's not in mine. If you have, if you have a makeshift one or you know, what I'm saying is like, I swear to God there was a point in like a dining room where I picked up a knife. I checked my inventory and it just wasn't there. I was like, all right. Maybe you stab somebody and you got like I didn't I didn't I was because I checked it Immediately I picked it up and I was like

That sounds like a bug or something That sounds like an issue So I was like I guess I just don't have I guess I'm not wasting a bullet on these fucking right I got the I got the upgrade for the guns And I used the pistol you get later on And I literally just blew someone's head off instant Like two shots and their heads just pop You get a bunch of charms

The Leon charms you get everything He's described at Resident Evil Yeah But no like no dude it's like Let him get to that part because he hasn't experienced it yet. It's ridiculous. Let him get to that part. I'll get through it.

I'm, I would say maybe like halfway through this fucking underground generator puzzle thing. That part goes on. I think it lingers a little too much. But there's one really cool part down. It's lingering a bit much for me. Oh, actually, that is, I would say that that was one of my least favorite parts of the game. It lingers most long.

Yeah. It kind of just, I was like, can I get the fuck out of here already? Yeah. I'm getting to the part where it's like it's not even really scary. There is one really good part in it. There is one really, really funny part. But it does linger along. I just got to like, yeah, it's, it's, like, hurry up.

I get the light. I get the whole light puzzle. I get it. Yeah. It gets annoying. At a certain point, I'm just like, you know, it really bothers me? Whatever. So, what sounds do they, to, what sounds did they care about?

What do I mean? This is kind of, this is kind of the inherent problem that I have with a lot of horror games like this. Is that, like, you don't want to make noise, right? Because if you run, they'll hear you. If you shoot, they'll hear you. But these zombies are like, and there's just no reaction. Dude, I was being, I was trying to do the lure,

the, what is it, the hospital IV guy. I was trying to lure him into chunk. Uh-huh. And it just didn't work, and I wasted the bottle. I was like, all, whatever, fair enough, that happens. but I'm running and the fucking IV guy hears me and then Chunk is blasting through this door

like screaming no reaction out of the fucking IV guy at all because you have to trigger it a poster I understand but it's stupid I get it it's just so crazy to me where I'm just like what the fuck do you mean my footsteps stick out more than that I had the Ivy guy kill everybody in that room

before Chunk I had him kill all of them he murdered everyone in there I opened the door, I threw a bottle at the floor. He fucking walked in, beat the piss on everybody. And I was like, dang, he's got to be black. Oh, I have, he's got to be black. I have Molotovs. I forgot.

Oh, yeah. I haven't used any of them. Those are great. Stack them up. They're wonderful. Too long. I use only the acid ones that you get later on. That's it.

You're so crazy. The game gives you things to use them. I know, but I get scared. I'm going to need them later. So I'm like, I'm not going to use this right now. You know what you're doing? You're playing Monopoly and just never spending your money. I pay Monopoly.

and I literally buy the cheapest property and I only use that and I win at the end. I buy the cheap line I buy all of that shit the brown and the light blue and I fucking went off that and everybody's like please let me some money

I'm like no no I'm from New York I'm gonna have you die you're destitute Yeah we got the mods on Natchez so we're good Wait yeah I'm working my way through Resident Evil Mods now I think by next time we'll have more to say about it

Yeah I need a nakedly on mod Aes app Yeah they got it now It's um The game looks incredible by the way It looks good. I love the little AI over the extent of it too. It looks really cool. The way, what do you say?

The AI DSS. Oh, the LSS-5? It looks out of the A, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like how Leon, the Leon one looks like, they just, it just looks like slightly muddy. I don't even know what they did. It's like Hispanic person. It's like a Spanishard. It didn't even change it that much.

It just put a lot of weird, like, they put some extra lighting on his eyes. They did. It was just kind of like, I don't know, it was, I would say unnecessary, but also somebody might like it. It has no art design. Somebody's no art style. This is just homogenous character. Who came out?

I wasn't really paying attention, but I saw it. I don't know if it was a CEO in a video. Yeah, CEO in a video is like, you're wrong. So you guys don't understand. I'm like, but I'm looking at the character models and I'm seeing what it's doing to. Like the background, okay, like it's okay, I guess. Like, um, whatever. But we're everybody's reacting to.

You're wrong. You said a yes, a file. Like, what are we wrong about? Like, my eyes don't like what I'm seeing? Do you guys remember when Blizzard was like, they announced the mobile game? It was like a Diablo mobile game or something. And then they're like,

well, you guys don't have, you guys have, you guys all have phones, right? Like, you guys don't have phones? That's what it's like.

You guys are wrong about this, actually. This thing that you all unanimously hate. Yeah. Even Digital Foundry fucked them fucked up. Because even Digital Foundry was like, oh man, I wish,

they said out loud Oh, I wish I had seen I wish we had waited to see what the public reaction was going to be before saying anything. Really? Because they were positive about it. It's just like, well, I don't understand how... It's a weird thing to say, first of all.

A weird thing to admit. I don't understand how you're like, the only way you can be positive about Diablo Immortal, for example, is if you're a gasha person. Oh, well, I was talking about the DLSS. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, oh, I cross-wired. Oh, okay.

I cross-wired. So Digital Founder was talking about DLS. Digital Foundry was talking about the DLSS and they were like they were positive about it they had like a relatively glowing deception to it and they saw it?

And then they yeah and then they saw the reaction and then they said they made a statement like oh we wish I wish we had waited to see the public reaction before giving our opinion on it

and it's like well why the fuck would you say that that's a crazy thing to say right so you don't have an actual opinion then like what do you mean it is a bummer because like digital found is pretty good.

Yeah. That's a weird thing to say. I don't know. I understand. I think I think I heard Falcons take on it from Game Ranks. Oh. And what he said, I mostly agree with what he said because he was kind of like, it seems like the biggest problem is what everybody, what people, everyone looking at their faces.

Because like if you're looking at the backgrounds, some things were actually improved. Sure. Some things weren't that, like the integrity wasn't absolutely destroyed. And looking All face Yeah, looking back on that stuff And I'm like, yeah,

it's so Fix the face thing Really Don't fucking You know, it seems like a simple thing That if you wanted to Roll this out

And have positive things Or at least have people Not care enough about it I don't understand I don't know Sometimes I feel crazy Oh yeah, me too Yeah

No like How did you think This was gonna go off well I don't understand Especially Everybody's hating AI Phil filters, particularly on phases.

I don't understand. It's crazy to me that Capcom signed off on that. It's crazy to me that Todd Howard signed off on that, especially Todd Howard, because I'm like, you don't even really have that much goodwill, really, to be doing that. Like, I like Todd Howard generally, but like, that's a, like, most people don't. And so, yeah, unfortunately. And so it's just kind of crazy for you to be like, yeah, you know what? I think I'm going to hitch my wagon to this fucking AI filter now.

What would they not? Are you crazy? Just don't, just avoid the problem. Yeah. Just don't participate. If I were, like, say, one of the. those suits or whatever, I would hopefully be self-aware enough to be like, can we roll this out in like two or three years? Not like even if it like, we not do this immediately. Yeah, like not,

this is the worst time to do this right now. They're getting paid. But that's what I mean. They're just getting a check. They don't care. They know that more. They know that we're going to complain, right? People will complain. We will complain. We are vastly the small minority. That is true. To an insane degree. Like we, we hear a lot of people on internet complaining about it. We see a lot of complaints about it. Yes, because we're in that sphere of people that would complain about it. Oh, man. Most people don't give a flying fuck about that shit. You are, unfortunately, very right. I showed Lily.

It looks better. I'm like, Lily, this has no individual art design anymore. Oh, like, she couldn't tell. And she's, because she's the fucking, she's like, you're right, you're right. You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. It's, it sucks. Guys, I want to tell you. It's like a pixel smoothing. You remember when they did that? Yeah, exactly. On, like, uh, NES games.

But had they made the, it looks. They blurred all the, like diarrhea. It looks like fucking diarrhea I just I don't know man The video game world is cooked It's cooked we we've said it earlier Yeah it's gone in four years Video games are gonna look so unbelievably like dog shit That you're gonna have to play indie games

To get any sort of like reverence in video games anymore And that's it where it's gonna be It's high probability that's just enjoy your backlog basically at this point Like look at looking at you got a lot to play to be fair I was like, you could never play everything. I have, even if we stopped. Genuinely, four games I'm looking forward to, and that's it. What are they?

The new Castlevania game, which comes out soon. Good. GTA, uh, DLC is one of them for Soxong. And that's about it. And then like the new Divinity game. And that's it. Other than that, if it cut off right there, if I was like, oh, every game is dog shit from this moment on, I'd be like, I'm kind of fine with that.

Yeah. I think for me, it's probably. And I think for Final Fantasy. That's it, seven. Yeah, I think for me, it's probably, Castlevania, definitely. GTA definitely Judas I have one action

And then maybe I think that might be it really Fates Fates in a republic But that's gonna be AXLop I know By the time it comes out It's gonna have to

That game's got no It's got no chance It's gonna drop what 2028 at earliest Like it's cooked Unfortunately Yeah Makes me really sad

Because Don't listen of the best RPGs ever But you know They're gonna get Dude Every character is gonna go Like a fucking big booty

Latina I meant to send this to you What? You know, have you been following Exodus at all? I was for a while. They put out some gameplay of it. Oh, how's the look? Fucking really cool.

What's Axi again? Fucking really cool, actually. Yeah? It bothers me. It, like, actually... I think it looks good. It's early. It's early, but like, it looks... It looks so unabashedly like Bass Effect

that it may be really excited about it. Oh, really? Yeah, hold on. Yeah, so... Let me see. It's funny. was excited. I even, I was listening to an audio book about it about the lore. Oh, yeah, that's right. They have that, that novel or whatever. Yeah. And so I was kind of like, I was getting to it. I was like, oh, this should be good. And then I saw like the little teaser and I saw like some of the faces. And I was like, this looks fucking. I felt, I felt conflicted. So I kind of like. Yeah, the cutscenes look weird. I still think the cutscenes look like Unreal Engine, you know. Uh-huh. And they got that Unreal Engine kind of feel to him. But like. Yeah, I kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So look at how unapologetically. Like, I don't know, man. Holy shit. Like, it's just, it's so clearly, it's so clearly mass effect. But like. Yeah, even the, but I'm about it. Even the jog. The shot.

Got a durable head. Yeah, man. Yeah. I don't know. I'm into it. Look at this shit. It's so obvious. Yeah, what it is.

But I kind of feel the way I feel about like, um, Like Judas is clearly You look at Judas and I was like You guys Bioshock You know what I mean? Like that looks like it plays like Bioshock It looks like it's probably Written probably like Bioshock

It's not Bioshock but it's Bioshock Yeah This looks like Massifx but it's not Massifax Yeah By some of the people who did Mass Effect So I'm like you know what Matt EA's not doing it

Is that whole crew right now Because I feel like either they're doing None or doing Faderty or Republics right now Like that feel like that whole crew I don't know what the fuck What EA? No well no The people that

The people that made Mass Effect are doing that But then the other group of half of them making the new fucking Star Wars game too. People that are still at BioWare, are you saying? They're not at Biowler anymore, right? If I'm not mistaken? They're all gone, right?

Or is BioWay even the thing anymore, technically? Well, yeah, but there's still some that are, there's still some veterans there, but a lot of important people left, obviously. Yeah, because like they're, they must be split the fuck up right now. Yeah, it's almost, I think. Some of them are making that and some of that are doing the fucking new Cotaur games. They're fucking, dude, they're also working on a new Mass Effect, too.

Oh, yeah, but you, so what? I'm so phone Yeah like this to me It's like I don't know man Like It just I mean this is what This is what we

This is what I want Mass Effect to look like Exactly You know this is what I want to do Like something to look like This looks like it scratches that itch for me And I'm just like hell yeah dude I hope it's good I got the radial dial

With the fucking I want to see more And two or such a I want to see more One two and three Yeah I do I do want to see more obviously Yeah Looks good to me

That that's That's cool. Promising early look at... That's definitely cool. I have no hope of video games anymore, man. I am... The games I want, they come out this year and everything that doesn't come out this year. I'm like, well, it's probably...

I have to make peace with the fact it's probably going to be dog shit. I agree, but I'm... I'm for myself... For myself, I'm holding on to that Vail Guard was so fucking disappointing. Wasn't. That they have to... It has... something has to

like by where it will will literally sink underground he doesn't get it he doesn't get it i do he doesn't get it i do get it mother he doesn't you just i am a glass half full person i am not i am not i am not i really am not but that game sold just well enough for them to know like hey niggas will buy it well because i bought it

it was someone bought it for me i was not going to buy it I bought it. Like a dildo. I fucking bought it. I was going to buy it because I was like, I can. I'm not going to play it unless somebody. I got on a PS Plus for free and I still haven't played it. I played 30 hours.

I might even not hate it. I almost thought it was good. I don't even, I don't even. I, the biggest problems are the archie, RPG elements of it. If it was not that and it was just an action and venture game, I would be having a ton of fun with it.

They look like, this is a reach. But the character is like littlest pet shop versions of people. They, I, if that makes any sense. They look like my little pony-of-fied versions. Like, imagine a horse to my little pony. That is what they look like to people. There's so much.

That is such a crazy thing to say. I know what you mean. There's so much wrong with looking through that. Because if you look at origins, your best friend who is a dog that looks hideous. The ward dog is gross. And that's your nigger. That's your boy. I love the word.

And I'm like, this is so, every, every look, man. We've already hashed down that we've went down this road. I don't think that BioWare has anymore unless it goes to a wild, wildly serious like change, which I just don't think the EA cares about it no longer. I just don't think they have the bandwidth. They're like, hey, let's make something great anymore. Well, it's like, I agree, but it's also like, why the fuck, why would you invest in making? I am, I'm just as perplex as you in the, in the, what are they even going to do because it's supposed to be a sequel, a mass effect sequel, which is. It just makes zero

I can't even So for that I agree And you're sad about that It's like I've seen a lot of people The sentiment is We want Shepard back Why

The majority of people You see you see We are not It doesn't matter You're right We don't matter We got we got We got Chief back

Guess the ones people were like Yay Chief You're right though Like why the fuck do And I'm a comic book fan And I'm saying that I had Shepard for many many hours I'm a comic book fan

Even I'm like hey let them go Many, many, I am good. Like, this is one of the times. Like, you know, like say I actually, it's weird. Weird enough, oddly enough, I do want more Cretos because there's open stuff. There's open-ended shit. Even Cretus is dog. What to me, no, what I'm saying is there's open-ended shit within the lore of Cretos.

The lore of John or Jane Shepard is completely thoroughly done. If you want Shepard's back, tell you what, just get the voice actor back and just make it a different character. You know what I mean? Yeah, you get Shepard back without having a, you know. Because I do like his voice actor. Like Android Shepard would be awesome. They just made a, or just like a complete. He's an ally.

He's a member of your team. That'd be fucking interesting, actually. What if he's like an AI or something? Yeah, I mean, like, you like, I would be okay with that. I'd be okay with that. Companion, Cheopard would be, I don't mind that. Like that'd be cool, but he's a companion and it's like, look. He's like an E.

He's like an 80's body. Hell yeah. And you get to a bang Shepard for once. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Now you're putting, now you're thinking You guys are going to, you guys are going to

Let you. Fuck you. Okay, sorry. Sorry. I'm so okay with like going characters, man. I'm so okay with that. When they finish their arc. Taylor should have been about Jerome after, after they put in it.

Or like Locke, but full sunday for Locke. Ah, he's black. I met his actor. He's really cool. He was really nice guy. Speaking of black people. No, Locke would have been cool. Like, Locke was supposed to be an infant.

And then he just caught him, which is insane. I was excited about it. I think it's supposed to be stuck on the planet scavenging and then they were just like, ah, we can't figure out how to do it, I guess. Whoa,

that's how I feel whenever I think about any of the things I love anymore. For real, dude. Let's talk more about black people. Afro man. Let's talk about Afro man. Let's get this out of the way. I don't know anything about this.

I got to be real. Like Afro man, I only know vaguely from black people. I was going to beat my dick, but then I got hot. That's the only thing I know about Afro Man. And I was going to kiss you. I didn't know anything about.

I was going to fuck. some pussy, but then I suck dick. I didn't know anything. I was going to be a straight person, but I'm fucking gay. I didn't know anything. Now I'm sucking penis. And I do. And I like guys.

Because I am gay. Because I am gay. Because I am gay. All right. See you later, guys. A mass suicide right now. I want to do that now. Everybody shoots himself in the head and one person does it.

I just, oh, that's some bullshit, dude. That's so bullshit. I would totally, I want to join a death cult and then do, do the fake out.

Like, you got, you got the poison Kool-Aid with cyanide, and then you're like, everybody's like dropping, and then you would like, throw it to people that didn't do it yet. It's that fucking spoon with the holes in it from the night of Christmas?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yum. Yeah. Right. Yum. Worms Award. That's awesome. Fucking insane. That would be really cool, actually.

So, like, we should do it. Mass suicide. Yeah. The four people that are standing there would be really funny. Well, you'd be immediately questioned, though. I feel like that's what Jared Leto is, like, leading up to, right?

Showing up. Well, if you were the only person to survive. I should be. It's some other coward. There'd be other, some other pussy that would do it. Like, you're doing it for a bit. They're doing because they're a pussy. I have 100% resistance.

since the poison. I don't know what to tell you. Could you imagine, actually? Crazy. I was boring. He goes, he drinks the whole picture. It's fine. Guys, I got bad. I got bad news. I grew up drinking this. Yeah, and you just My mama gave me a little drops of cyanide. Yeah, yeah. Just give me a little drops of cyanide. Build up your immunity.

Baby fucking squealing. Shut up. Drink your cyanide. Drink your cyanide formula. So anyway, Afro-Man. Oh, yeah, Afro-Man. I wanted to enter this for a second because I just, I genuinely, outside of that, outside of that song,

because I got high, I don't know anything about Afroman. I don't know anything about his legal troubles. I don't know anything about his life. I don't know his first name. Everything about him. He's AF. Duh.

Yes. His name is Af. Froman. Yeah. Funny that is actually his last name is Forman. I'm not even joking. Was his first name? It's Foreman.

It's not F. It's not after. It's Alfred? Explain. No, I forgot his first name. like Ben or something. It's something very basic. I forgot something foreman. It's very basic name. Why is Afro-Man in the news?

Afro-Man about three years ago. I learned all about this just a day or two ago. There was some crazy broad, of course, that gave a bad tip to the police saying, A, Afro-Man has a ton of drugs and a kidnapped victim in his house. and so that dumbass county they raided his home while he wasn't there

he's got all the footage you know for his ring stuff he's got camera set up oh I vaguely remember this they broke down I didn't even see this at the time I think I did I just didn't care Yeah They broke down his shit His house is all lime green

Which is crazy It's just lime green everywhere I've never seen that before It's like a fucking cat in the head house It's fucking crazy But he's weird so it makes sense Yeah

So yeah they botched it They confiscated all of his money and he alleged that he's missing $400. And the cops investigated himself. Like they stole thousands. They took thousands. And then when they gave it back, he was missing 400. They're like, you guys said you took this and I'm missing this amount of money.

They investigated themselves and they concluded that they did nothing wrong. Classic. And then so that's when he started to pay for damages and everything because they wouldn't pay for his door or anything. He started making a bunch of music videos, talking mad shit about all the cops, talking shit about one of the cops's brother who was an actual pedophile. And like one of the cops that raided this woman, this was probably the funniest part to me

because saying like, oh, she's like a lesbian and she sounds like a man. And I'm like, oh, I was like, that's boring. But then when she was testifying at court, I was, she literally sounds like a man. I was actually like, it made me like take off my headphones. Like I was done because I didn't, I thought he was just, oh,

exaggerating. Yeah, all hyperbole. He's just being an assurably. He's just being an asshole. She literally sounds like, yep. I was like, huh? One of them said,

that sounded like an ogre or fucking goblin or something like that. And then like, you said this motherfucker's an ogre. It's crazy what he just said. Like an ogre. Or a goblin. No, he said something.

And then like the person goes over there. He's like, this person said I sound like an ogre. And then they went up there and they showed the image of them like, so it's like some sort of like image of this person's body. And they look like, they look like a creature. They look like a Titan from attack on Titan.

That's crazy. He fucking, like, he was mean. He was, he said, you're the Gannendorf guy. Which one? What? I think I said that on, what did I send that on Instagram? It was on Instagram, but on chat. It's like a guy profile.

And he looks like Gannondorf. It's really upsetting. But, uh, so anyway, what is, um, so. So the cops. So the cops were like, oh, you hurt our feelings. And they sued for defamation. It's crazy. Of course.

Fucking cops. Public servants that get criticized all the time for doing horrible things because they do. And so they obviously just went after him because it's a celebrity. So they tried to get like millions of dollars out of him. And the verdict came yesterday. And of course, like Afro-Man fucking came out on top because he has free speech. You know, like, dude, I didn't defame me. I didn't say anything like accusing him of stealing the money.

he's like, I believe that you stole my fucking money. Like you can't, it's not defamation. Calling her like she's, I think she's a lesbian. That's not like, that's what I literally think. It's my fucking opinion. Your brother's a fucking pedophile. You guys are fucking creeps. Did he counter us to them?

I don't know if he, he hasn't said anything about that yet, but maybe down the road he will because. He's missing out. Well, I mean, it literally just happened yesterday. Well, yeah, when you get sued, he was a counters who at that moment. Not at the moment. That's the fucking quick time. No, what is that? It's not like, I would assume like if somebody's like,

Your Honor, I'm going to sue right now. No, it's a whole process. Well, no, if you're usually when people come, you file you file. Yeah, when someone files you for a complaint, but that's what I mean. I would counter sue like, oh, you're trying to sue for something. You understand that like they were in court and then probably maybe today. I guess it's probably, but like what I'm saying, like maybe today, but you don't, you're in court,

you don't just be like, Your Honor, I'm going to give you these files. Can you give them to the clerks? Not in the middle of the moment. But that's what I mean. It literally just happened. That's what you said, though, in the middle of the moment. brought up against you. Like, oh, the suits brought up against you.

Like, oh, I'm going to counter sue you for five minutes. I'm going to counter. Yeah, you can immediately, I don't know anything about, like, say, if he did that. Because I just found out about this, like, two days ago. I'm always suing the cops, bro. Every time I get a chance, I'm suing. The only reason I mean, I understand about suing the cops because, you know, the only reason it's just like, oh, you're just taking people's tax money.

It doesn't do anything to the cops. The cops don't even get. Nothing happens to the cops when you sue the cops. I'm still taking that money. I understand. You'll get the money. You might as well use it. You use people's tax money in your pocket

Than them buying another fucking bazooka Whatever the fuck they're gonna do with it I'm gonna take it myself And I don't know Set it's Israel myself The word bazzaa is so crazy There's no way it's called a bazooka It sounds like a like a name of something

It sounds like an aboriginal name Like you know how it's a kangaroo Yeah You know what I bet a bazook is I bet bazook is like a brand name Of RPG You know what I mean Like Bandaid or fucking It's a little bit

Interesting thought. It's probably no way that's true, but I like the idea. I don't know. I'm kind of... These are bazooka RPGs. Give me the bazooka. I don't know shit about shit, so you're probably right. I like that.

Good answer. Yeah, I like the thought too. Anyway, on that note, that's really all we have to say. Yeah, good night about some of the stuff that's on the news. We're going to get to your questions now. I think he's ready to leave. He doesn't... Don't do that.

You're too old to do that. What is you doing? He's a little heart. Oh, he's gay. Oh. This looks more like... I don't know. It looks like you're like holding a bug or something.

Yeah, it does. It does like... It's very Korean. It is very Korean. Yeah, I don't like it. Anyway, we're going to read your questions now. Remember, you can go to Patreon. com, I'm sorry.

And get your questions right on the show. It's fine. If you want to write in. I like soul spice. You know, spicy. Like soul food. Food from Seoul. I'm aware.

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Is cum because you said that Is cum. Is cum bazooka? Come right's in he says You guys ever seen that puppet Of Ringo Star made by spitting image? That's the question No

Do you not know it? Ringo Star made by spitting image So look up I've seen this You probably It's um iconic fucking imagery in that, let me look it up.

They had, they famously, spitting image had like, they had like the most disrespectful caricature puppets of like everybody that ever existed, I think. Ringo Star, dude, it feels almost racist. So that's Ringo Star. That's fucking awesome. Isn't that crazy? These are all their puppets.

Like, they did a famous Genesis video. Yes. The land of confusion, I think? Yes. Where they had all they had like Putin

and shit. It's so gross but like I love that like look at their look at the Beatles bro. These are so good. Wow. That's amazing. If I saw Parma McCartney like that

I would fucking scream. I would kill him. I would kill him on site. If I saw anybody looking like any of these puppets it wouldn't even be like a question as to whether or not they deserve delivered die. Yeah.

Good. God, fucking hell. That's great. That's so crazy. So insane. Peace and love. Peace and love. I'm fucking ugly.

That's disrespectful, man. I'm so fucking idiots. Kill me, please. Beatles were pretty fucking, like, they weren't the best-looking guys on their own, man. They were fine. They were normal looking at. They were.

The wrinkle looks better now, actually. There's Brits That's it John Lennon was the only one I thought looked the most normal But even though he had a very long head He also had a very He also had a very long ass crack

You see that? I have seen that Where his asshole is asso That is a great photo His ass drag went all the way up to his shoulder blades That's a great fucking photo Dude That's a great fucking image

That image is one of the best images Have you seen that image Of Yoko Ono and John Lennon Kind of like naked Facing away from the camera and they erased Yoko Ono's butt crack entirely So it's just like it's like very small

And then John's goes all the way up his back It's one of the long ass crack It is one of the I have to see it again The image of him is when he's walking in like fucking Squatted down like walking like a cowboy Is that John Lennon? I think I know what you're talking about

That image is iconic He clearly like he's up to no good Of him doing the jaunt And it's like he's gonna do something bad Yeah they're all safe Before he got killed like that night yeah

that's so awesome it's just so fucking crazy he's got he's like no ass but all the way that's past his fucking intestines

it's like up to his sternum hey man sometimes you gotta sometimes you gotta you know I'm so thank thank you come for reminding me

of that of spitting image would bring us down this John Lenin yoko was singing that time and everybody being like, what the fuck is she doing? That video is so funny.

Isn't it like Chuck Barry with them too? And he's like, what the fuck? Oh, that's iconic. He's like, Gober has a great. You guys are making me racist. Please get this Asian woman off of you. You're making me stop.

He's just like looking like, I'm pretty sure Michael Jack is in the crowd and he's like, he's like, ew. What the fuck? Ew. That's grosser. I'm about to start dancing. Fucky. Let's go.

Okay. I got it. So Bazooka. is just named it's just a so I guess there was an instrument called a bazooka and that that type of

RPG or that rocket propelled anti-tank weapon as they call it looked like a bazooka so they just called it as a nickname oh interesting yeah because it says a musical instrument like device used by comedian Bob Burns in 1930s and that's what he called it

a bazook I'm a guy most born in 1936 wow so it's literally just like it looks like that it looks like that thing yeah so they just called a bazook for sure It's like M9. It's queer than saying, I guess, get me that rocket-repelled anti-tank grenade launcher.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Give me the bazookas, ain't. Anti-tank. I have a memory of like Duke, a Duke-Nugam game, a third-person Duke-Nugam game where the RPG was like a fucking thing you held over your head.

It was the dumbest-looking thing I was seen. I remember our du-n-nook-nook game was the last thing. Does that exist? It's called Spook-Nook-Nook. That's crazy. You just said that. Spook-Nook?

Yeah. All right. I'm going to read the rest of this question. He says, that being said, Hell to the king, niggas. So, Cumb has more. Come has more. He says, that being said, so he just wanted to remind us of the fucking Ringo Starr's

Spitting Image Publ which I do appreciate. Thank you. That being said, what is the most disrespectful interpretation of a celebrity slash famous person you've ever seen? I think that, frankly. I think everything that the spitting image is ever done. What's this about with me to somebody? I love that Game Boy advanced thing we saw of Wilm Defoe.

Oh, that's a good answer. That's a good answer. That is insane. Whoever drew that was like Really that shit is so funny. Norman Osborne advanced is a fucking crazy. Like Norman Ozzy, look up Norman. I don't think he's called Norman Osborne in advance,

but that's what I'm going to call him from now on. Just Spider-Man, just a Green Goblin Game Boy Advance. There you go. That's a pop it up. But dude, it is, I love that image with my whole fucking soul. Insane.

That is probably one of the most disrespectful. Because that's, because what's crazy about that. So look at it. That's so funny. That's so good. You guys can look at it. What's crazy about it is like, I'm pretty sure. What the fuck?

What the fuck? In the, in the, in the related. In the related, it's like a snark. What is that? It's YouTube. What the fuck? What is that? Is that a video?

Is that we? GBA Norman Arsborn. That looks like a red and stimpy still. That might just be a clip of ours. I think it is a clip. That's funny. I like how. I like how we're synonymous with that.

We've looked up Green Goblin Gameaway Advance and we come up. That's funny. I like that. That's fucking awesome. It's because I brought it out. We did put it on a thumbnail once I think. Oh, we did, huh?

But, um, but dude, yeah, I love. What's, what's really fucked about that is that I'm fairly certain. I didn't read the dialogue box there, but I remember I think I read it when we first saw that. Yeah. I'm fairly certain that's before he's even. So that's just Willem Defoe.

Like that's just, that's not even Green Goblin yet. You know? I mean, the dialogue would suggest that, yes. Yeah, right? Because the dialogue's like, oh, hi, Harry. It's like the, I'm somewhat of a scientist myself type of thing or whatever. I'm a scientist myself. That image of him being black is a classic too.

Although the drip. I love the Norman. No drip. It's just him is a black person. Oh, I'm somewhat of an Edward myself. That's right. That shit is classic. I hated that image.

you sent it to me and at first I was like I wasn't sure if that was real or not. We showed our friends. It looked like a real person. And they were like what the fuck is that? Black Norman Osborne like he just looked like he could be a real guy. I remember looking at it was like is that real?

And then I was looking at the surroundings and I was like wait, that's the background from Spider-Man 1 shot 26. I don't know if that's the right. Like they photoshop him the actual like his hair, the waves. They got him those fucking waves. The waves are so What a weird choice.

I totally. I didn't understand it. I mean, it is iconic. Like, I can't deny that it's an, that's an, the Vigida hairline, the, the waves, the white. I have seen, I have seen, I have seen who with Virginia's hairline before. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what are you doing? It's unfortunate.

Why are you at the Mickey D's hairline? What's going on? My best friend's dad, my closest friend's dad has the Vigida hairline. And he would be like, I just don't get where he got that from. It just was just, it looked like the Majid symbol almost. Oh, man. That's kind of crazy. Dracula flow.

Ooh, Dracula. All right, let's get on to another question. Nurse Bob, he says, hey fellas, I'm glad the band is back together again. Do you have any kind of daily routine? As a nurse, I work varying days and shifts depending on the week and not having a routine is ruining my mental health. Any help? Any tips? No, no, no, not for us.

We're the worst people to ask. We're like, we have the dumbest jobs possible. Yeah, quite literally. No, like I go to bed sometimes at 5 a.m. And sometimes I go to bed at 9 p.m. I wake up sometimes and I'm like, I guess I'll have breakfast or maybe I won't. I didn't eat today at all. I woke up and I played marathon for like an hour.

And then I'm recording this. I didn't even drink water today. I'm hurting. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I have, look, man. I stay up to 3 o'clock on average.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's hard for me to go to sleep before that. Yeah, it's really, really bad. And I literally is like dead asleep or trying to sleep and I'm fucking in my bed, fucking getting out of people getting hit my fucking trains and shit. Yeah, you're an asshole. I know, I try to be respectful.

But like, you know, sometimes you try. You shouldn't be watching on your phone. Sometimes the Holy Ghost moves through you and you have to shout hallelujah, you know. No, sometimes what you can do is when you're ready to go to bed, you don't check your fucking phone. Oh, just shut and tell me. Pan to him I try to be respectful But I pull up my phone

Pan to this female for a second Right Feeval Damn You're seeing females And it's not me at all That was female That's how my dad talks

And I was like Yeah The spirit You got the spirit of King Dad I like it It's like Goku doing a comment I'm out behind Gohan He's like good

Kingston I'll smack him Vering days and shifts is rough, but I guess the only advice that I have that I should take myself is just like make sure you're fucking eating, dude. Like make sure you're eating right. Yeah. It can be easy to like just kind of like default.

Especially if you're working really late and just like, oh, you know, the only thing to eat right now is fucking Taco Bell and McDonald's. I don't want to hear that from this nigga right here. I don't want to hear this advice from you. I really don't. Why? What do you mean? I don't want to hear from you, man.

Why? What's wrong with me? It's like a fucking heroin addict not to do, you know, the heroin addicts like, hey, don't do drugs. And I'm like, hey, fuck you, man. I'm going to do all the drugs. Well, he would know. He would know. But also, it just...

I might be pretending to get 20 big nuggets at 2 a.m. last night. Like, I make an effort to try to eat cook at home. Yeah. It's hard to do. I try to do that. Past two days, all I've had was no joke beans and rice. And piss. No, no, uh, just...

What a garbage person. Congratulations on 400 plus episodes. I forgot about that part. It's like soup. You're like meat rice and you pissed the soup in there. You fucking mix it up and it's nice little soup. Right off the stove. Right off the stove.

I got to go over this. Pissing into a pot. Heating it up and drinking it. It's really funny. It's natural tea, dude. It's natural tea. It reeks in his house. I can't even imagine what it would smell like.

To boil piss, what it would smell like. You remember. Can you remember? I never posted that picture of the guy's bedroom with all those jugs of piss. And someone was like, is that your room? I can't believe some people. That was so funny. That was so fucking funny.

I can't believe some people. Like, you think that is my fucking room. I just, I, like, some people. That was so crazy I was like What the fuck If that was your bedroom I was like Derek

What dude Get out of there The fact you can come So you can come outside So presentable While living in that film And then It's insane

I There were jugs There were gallons Full of piss Litter throughout the room It's not like I have a Twitter account That's like Oh everything I post is serious

I post very serious Straight shooting stuff It's like It's just bullshit I worry about, to be fair, again, it's hard to remember, like, people that are on the spectrum, like that, there's many of those people out there. That's the only person that's the only person that would ask that question, genuinely. I saw that comment that rolled over laughter. You know what I mean?

Like, that's like, I'm not trying to be mean. I'm like, that's- I don't even know why you posted that picture. Because it's fucking hilarious. He's rogue posting. I wonder if I can find it again. He just rogue boasted that. He was like, yo.

I wonder if I can find it again. Hold on. I just put it like... Derek, if you put your up, I'm going to have a fucking panic attack. Because like, I'm sure it was on the first front page or something. Anyway,

he says congratulations to the 400 plus episodes. Oh, thank you so much. I can't wait to... I found it immediately. It's the third image. It's the third fucking image.

I just put it... I typed in Piss-in-Jugged room and it's a third image. Any warning about it. It is. Dude, that shit is so disgusting. Imagine doing that. Imagine doing that.

Is this your room? Imagine. I've been trying to bring that fucking room look. I've been trying to bring that exact thing up for years. I've been trying to bring that up for years now. And I finally got it. That's why every piss joke happened in the first place in his friend group. Look, he's examined.

it yet he's like holy shit I really gotta clean up it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like nighthawks it's like the more you look at it like the more like like it's it's oh there's no door in the diner you they can't leave you know like it's there's so much to dissect that image yeah that is so i think it's frank's red in the background board with the missing keys oh man that's a that's a that's a that's a piece that's more of a that's all i would i would print that out and hang that in my in my house. No, you would not. I would. That is art. That is it right there.

If I tell you what. Your partner comes over and sees that. All right. You know what? Maybe not. Maybe not a picture. An oil painting commissioned of that. That's not bad, dude.

There's something. There's something there. I actually would hang that up in my house. I would. I would. I have a friend who's an artist that does oil paintings. I might be like, yo. Ooh.

You got, you got, you go. I'll give you $900. Yeah. That's the thing. We should, we should, we should like. That's not one of our shirts. I love that idea. An oil painting of that fucking picture.

That's a shirt. I used to know a guy. Who the fuck would wear that? I don't know. I would. I absolutely would. Put that on a fucking jacket. All right.

I'm going to find a... That is so... You go to a serious place. I have a fucking birthday party that we're going to tomorrow. I'm going to wear some shit like that. Walk in with all of my... Because I unfortunately,

I recently just went like adult shopping finally. What is that mean? Where I have like, clothes that aren't just graphic teas and stuff I have a proper dress shirts. Oh, you have stuff that doesn't make you look at your 11? Yeah, like shoes like I have like real clothes. I'm gonna be wearing to the party. I have like actual shoes

not just... What party? It's a it's not, it's what's it called? It's a family party. Oh, okay. So there's a there's a... We're having a disc, we're having to get together tomorrow too as our friends, but like there's a party that I'm going to and I'm going to actually wear real clothes to it. I think they didn't want to do anything. No, the text messages. I haven't been... Oh, what is

what the text messages say? I would just lampin probably is going to hang out, probably go. Who's... Who's... Whose thing? Ben. Oh. His birthday's...

Tonight? Right now? Oh. All right. Well, listen. We gotta move on. Congratulations on 400. You gotta clean up, though.

Congratulations on 400 plus episodes. No. Thank you. No way. I'm really excited whenever we hit 400. Whenever we have 400 episodes. That's gonna be a big milestone.

I'm excited for the 400th episode. Not when we hit 400 episodes. Yeah, the 400th episode is going to be something like really special, I think. It's going to be like a really bit... Like, I have to imagine. Imagine. He was going to be the room full with piss,

Joe. I cut up, I like, dude, fucking insane. That is so disgusted. And if he opens one of them. It's over.

I actually like, you like get apple juice and do it. Or we get his piss. I don't have that much piss. Drink a lot of water. But then it'll be all clear. That's not funny. No,

obviously you don't drink water. You drink soda and shit. What do you mean? That's fair. Soda and eat candy. Fair. Fair. I will.

Nothing of my Coca-Cola You're drinking so much soda Eating so much candy Your piss smells sweet I think I would Like it smells like soda And it's like yo you gotta go to a hospital I told Colin we were doing this bit

About like never hitting 400 And he said that would drive me fucking crazy I mean we're in full swing It's like you're the target then It's meant to bother you You do the 3D point of his face You Anyway

Anyway Thank you What is this Nurse Bob for writing in. Good luck to you, man. Like, that's a real, that's an actual serious job. I respect it. Just take care of yourself, man.

Try to find a rhythm. Like, try to find some means of, like, actual structure in the unstructured life you have, unfortunately. Well, if you want real advice, I mean, get one of these whiteboards or something. Get, you have to just things that can't be shaken by your crazy schedule. So it's not going to be a time thing, but at least at the end of your shift, you're going to do this. When you get home, you're going to do that. Like, so you have a schedule. Based around your, yeah, based around when you have to work.

It'll never change because, yeah, it's before you get up, you're going to do that. It doesn't matter what time it is. You're going to do it when you get up. So, yeah. An order of operations kind of schedule. 100%. Do that. It's a good idea.

That's good advice. Speaking of advice, come breaded fried fish rodent. As many of you have, as many of you have, as many of you have. He says, I know this is likely been asked before. It has. But any chance you'd ever do another advice column. The answer is, yeah, we'll do that. That's going to be, I already have the thread up.

So we're taking your advice, and we're going to give it to you. So don't even, don't fucking worry about it. That is on its way. We're very qualified to give advice. It looks like a noose, man. Keep seeing it. You just really want to manifest a news. I'm just seeing it, man.

It's like, I can't, I don't know. Anyway, what do we got here? Oh, bare necks and my body. Oh. Sick. Rodin. That's good. That's an interesting fusion there.

But he says, how do I get my Italian friend to stop saying the hard are? You can't. Is he like northeast fucking Italian and not like actual Italy Italian? Like, I don't have an answer for you. Italy Italians would just like not say the hard are. That's what I mean. They would say their version of it, but they wouldn't. They would just call you a muleon a ton.

I'm really, I just finally looked up what a mulean. Moulignon is. What is it? I didn't know what it was, but it's a, again, like every slang word they have is a bastardized version,

a bastardized version of a real word. So it's not, Moulignon's not even actually a thing. It morphed into, it's morphed into what eggplant means. An eggplant is just like, oh, you know how it's like dark purple? Basically, it's like,

oh, that's what black people look like. That's crazy. Yeah, so that's what they're like, you know what's crazy? European racism is crazy. You know what I found out? It's so whimsically bad. You know what I found out recently?

I've been getting, I've been, I've made no secret that I'm a partaker in Jersey Mikes. You know, I like that the Italian sub. I haven't tried that yet. The Italian sub there I like. I can't speak to anything else there. I don't really trust hot sandwiches made by other people.

Like, I don't know. If I'm going to make a hot sandwich, I want to make my own. But like, deli sandwiches, like, yeah, that's safe. I love that sandwich. But I was reading the ingredients for the first time ever. Like, I just never bothered because I just, I order an Italian sub and I just know I'm going to like it. You don't know what's in it? I mean, I guess.

I know pepperoni's in it. Like I skimmed it. And I was like, oh, okay, cool, yeah. Lettuce tomato. Yeah. Lus tomato piss. I put bacon on it as well. But, yeah.

And I was reading it out of sheer curiosity. And I said, and I noticed that like, oh, there's fucking Gabagool in this. I've been eating Gabagool this whole time. I didn't even fucking realize. Isn't it just what you? It's Capaculo. Yeah. It's Capaculo or something or something.

I don't know the exact. Gabacul, another bastardized. It's like, yeah, it's phonetically. It's the way, it's the way it's phoneticization. It's the way it's the way it's phonetic. said, I guess. Same thing with the, what is it? The Gumar. Gumar. All of those things, they're like, it's not,

that is, they just, they're, they were just retarded. And then it slowly morphed into something that it's not. I was like, I was looking at it. I appreciate it. I can't believe I've been eating Gabagul. This whole fucking three years I've been eating Gabagul. I didn't even know it. I don't even know what it is. That's crazy. I can't, I can't eat a sandwich someone else made for me. Some type of cured

pig, I'm assuming, right? Yeah, maybe. I don't know who It's like, it's like, is it like, probably like, like close to prosciutto or something. You know? Yeah, probably. But you know what's crazy about it? Not even slightly curious. I have had many chances to look up what Gabagool is, what kind of mean it is.

And I've just never, it's like, I like the mystery. I like not knowing. Hope it's like pig asshole or something. Pachuto's so good though. Pishuto's pretty good. Yeah, I got to give my- Italian friends back east was like a fucking big Pachudo efficient. He's like, you know what a Pursuit man?

You're a fucking Pursuit. Oh, niggil. And I'm like, hey. You're darker. You're a darker one. But don't call me that. My ex-girlfriend's mom was a chef. and she would like, she would like,

she would like, she would like, she was, oh my God, I miss that food so much. Man, I miss living, I miss, I miss being around people

that can really, like, not that Lily can't cook, or not that I can't cook particularly well either. I'm, I'm a fine cook. But then there are, like, people that can, like,

clip this and send it to Lily. Really throw down a kitchen, you know, there's people that can like, really like, that's what they're meant to do. Yeah. And I lived the one of them

my previous house, my friend Amin, now they can cook. I mean you cook, I mean you cook his ass off. Yeah, yeah. And what you call it? My other one where I lived in New York, my freaking aunt.

My aunt from, I guess my grandma's cousin, I guess technically, my aunt. Yeah. She could cook her ass off. And I miss being around now. It's like anything that they throw up is going to be fucking delicious. Is this story going somewhere? I was it. It's giving my own experience.

My apologies, man. Oh, damn. You can finish. If you could finish, you were doing, my focus, man. My heart rate six. What? Uh, your thing's broken. Nah.

What are you a fucking ultra marathon runner? What the hell are you talking about? That's really bad if it's sex. The bud's not going anywhere. If it's that low. Your resting heart rate, you can fucking like probably sprint for days. I can probably die if I'd sleep a little too long.

Or relax too little. All right, let's see. Papa Jesus, taking a break from making you read his stupid name or questions. It cuts, cuts out, I'm assuming.

He's, says, hey Chris, Derek and Kinston. Oh, God, don't. He says, I had a dream recently that y'all were doing a live stream remote episode. And when at some point, Derek and Kingston

simultaneously panned their cameras down to reveal they were Donald Duck in it, wearing absolutely nothing but shirts. They then started swinging their dicks around the camera until Chris ended the stream. So my question is this. If each of you plan to absolutely ruin an episode, or live stream, how would you do it?

That sounds a good, that's a pretty good one. That's a pretty good one. I hope that was just a funny question. You didn't actually dream that. I think you probably dreamt it. I think you drive our, you, you,

you, I can't say I've actually dreamed of a, of a man's penis. I genuinely can, I can't say that either. I have, I can, have I really?

I don't have any, I don't think I've actually, nothing comes to my mind. I feel like I might have, but I forgot it all purpose. I was like, I don't need that. And I had to give myself three heart,

thomps in the back of the head. I was like, all right, out. I think about my friend where he dreamed about being in prison, and he had an afro for whatever reason, and a man busted on his afro in prison. I think about that shit every once in a while. That's a crazy dream. Did he see the third person in busting on his afro?

Did he, like, see the third person of someone actually doing it? I think that's the way that I'm picturing it. I don't know if actually he was in. first person or like he was seeing it and it was him it was him though that's the way that I picture like somebody Happy birthday He's watching himself get busted on

Happy birthday to you Is that was that playing That's awesome What did you watch? Maybe he was watching that Oz or something That prison show I had a dream for the first time in a few years today Like the great and powerful?

Yeah he controls a prison You never seen that Those are Oz No The great and powerful powerful, Oz control, he's a prison warden. Who's in it? Prisoners?

I actually, you're such a piece of shit. You know what prison? You know what's funny? There's probably a lot of famous people in there that, like, just at the time, I didn't know who they were. Yeah, like Lady Gaga and the Sopranos. Yeah, that. You're just like, what the fuck?

She wasn't Lady Gaga, but she was Little Gaga. Yeah, that one's like, because that was just kind of like a one-off thing where she just like, oh, I'm here, little, little Gaga. I'm going to move on, actually. punk I'm sorry Oh Chuck Norris is dead By the way

Did you see that? Oh he died this morning Chuck Norris Chuck Norris yeah Really? Oh He got assassinated We're all the

Okay cool I'm log out Dude dumb fucking Uh jokes Only Chuck Norris can push Chuck Norris In the back of the fucking head It's like I'll blow his head off You know what's funny about that

Is like that started I'll ring that shit on him Didn't that start as like a way to make fun of him But then like nobody Picked up on that Because nobody actually watched it Anything that he's ever done Yeah

Because like it It was ironic, like that Chuck Norris was tough. Yeah, he became, like, cool, like... I mean, he is a tough guy. Ironically. But, like, he's dead now, so... Oh, yeah, he actually does... He's actually a pretty accomplished martial artist.

Sure, but he's dead. Yeah, he's... How tough could he be? How tough could the person be they die? Rooley ripped off his chest hair. He's not that tough. Yeah, that's whatever. Who gave the shit?

Yeah, I mean, he had too much shit. Like, what the fuck? Shave a little bit, man. What the fuck was that? The fuck was that. Did you see Benjamin Netanyahu? He's, like, rest of peace, Chuck Norris. he was a great friend of Israel.

He's like, it took a, there's a picture of him laughing with Netanyahu. I can't tell if you're joking. I'm, I, so here's the thing. I'm not joking at all. It's not a joke. I still can't. Huh? Did he actually die?

He's dead. Yeah, he's actually dead. He died this morning. Damn, that's unfortunate. Probably like, probably like in his 80s, right? Yeah, he's 86 or something. Yeah, good a long run. 84.86.

Okay, yeah, he is trending. Yeah. It's his death. It's trending. Rest and power. Rest in power check Norris I hardly knew you literally I don't know he's

He's not joking He's not joking at all No I'm not The first thing that pops up Yeah man I was not joking I just got some AOE splash damage That hurt me

I'm sorry that's what on you No no no no it's seeing this image Actually made me feel Because like I I actually respected Chuck Norse lightly This kind of This kind of baby

I hope there's no pitters of me with him Like me and Nanyahu You just had a party one day And like you didn't even realize Like do some fucking random means You're at a house We were at a house party

And then we did Benjamin Nett and Yahu Just happened to be there And you took a picture of him And that picture haunts you for the rest of the life Like seven year old me is like Me and Yahoo Like dab each other up

That's so crazy He would never he would never touch you Yeah He's one of those ones Ew Ew He is like Even though you may have

You can't come to this video You can't come here No. I'm from Philadelphia. I'm fucking hate. He's an American, technically. Philly nigger. Ah!

God damn, we breed the worst niggas, man. Oh my god. The cockering of Fap Hazard ruined it. He says, hey, Chris Gagherb some black gay and come sweaty. Oh, shit, my bad. What's that? He's porn.

Can you imagine? No, there's just some ring camera thing that's going viral. my sincerest apologies he's watching it he turns it down a little bit not even enough for not hearing it he's like oh my bad so you were talking about

how so he writes in he says so you were talking about how Sweeney wished Chris was unable to ever calm down and that got me thinking what's the craziest wish of non harm that you had on someone else Chris said one of particular I was like I hope your dog dies the moment you love it the most

I think so a crazy A wish of non-harm Like roundabout harm I guess Indirect like like I wish you could get away with with the Dragon Balls kind of deal Like I wish like he can't directly harm you But they'd be like I wish all the money was gone It's the idea of like I wish everybody goes to hell no matter what one of those types of witches You just really fucked up the cosmology of the universe by doing that

Because now hell is real And not everyone's going into it and everyone's going to it. So thanks for ruining all of it. Yeah, it is kind of, it was a wild. You just made the devil exist. So, like, thanks. Everything's wrong.

I've never wished anything earnestly on other people. Not violent. I wish people will hope they get random flat tires, but while they're on the highway, so, you know. I did. I was driving, I was in the car with a friend of ours one time. It was Friday night. I think a friend of ours had to like a party in Little Tokyo.

It was like a karaoke thing and we were going. It was Friday night driving to Little Tokyo. It was a nightmare. But I remember a guy cut us off and I pointed out of him. He was like, that guy's going to die. And then two seconds later, he crashed into something. And I remember being like, oh. Oh, you killed him.

I didn't mean to do that. You got him. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. We got him. Doesn't you got to pull in front of him, pull up beside him, yell at him and be like, fuck you, and hope he gets distracted enough. You know, that the universe does the rest of it. It's crazy.

Do you go to jail for that? No, right? You don't go to jail? No, right? No. You ever throw pizzas at people while you're, you know, you're driving and you just throw a slice of pizza at the car and hit somebody? We're on the windshield. Yeah.

Take a full pizza out of pie. Don't know what it's crazy. My friend did that one time, and I was, I never seen anything like that before. It was poor Asian. gentlemen that so you know calm respectable kind of that energy we were driving and we had a little Caesar's pizza and then my my boy Chris or he's not my boy anymore necessarily because he's weirdo lives in francy he's kind of I don't know he was saying like oh hillard they got him all wrong and I'm like what happened to you they got they got to him anyway this guy before he was a normal

guy in America they threw a slice of pizza on the guy's windshield and it felt like you know like you can fuck with somebody in GTA and like they won't react to you. It felt like that. Like, you know, if you were, you expect him to look over and be like, what the fuck? But he just kept driving like as if like he was on his way to kill himself anyway. Because he's just like, like that happened. It's like you go here driving on a highway. You see a gym, bro.

You go up to him, you're like, go to the window down, run the window down. Are you not on him? It's like, the window. Get the window down. That would drive me so insane. I told you that happened to me, right? What? Well, not the last part.

Not the last part. That was such a genuine one. That wasn't really genuine. No, like, did I not? I thought you. I'm sorry. I thought you brought that up because, or you said something like that.

Oh, when the guy didn't get you to get you to the road on the window, you didn't do it. Okay. I had to like a week or two ago. I was like, I actually rolled the window down and he busted up my face. Like that's crazy.

That was really offensive. I don't think I'd be here. Because I'm pretty sure I would have like ran him over after that. Like I would be, I'd be impressed. It's just nut in your face. Like it calmed out. It's just shut the fuck up.

Like if someone, if you were in that scenario as if you're like, oh, it's just nut. Like after someone bust in your face, you're like, I would have to be rained in a media. Like if I would, If I let my brain travel, I'm going to go crazy.

I'd have to instantly be like, yo, calm down. Calm down. Watch this. There is no calming down. Hey, don't do that. Don't touch it. Right, right. He can't handle it.

I meant if there was calm on Chris's hand. I can, I'd be really not happy. There is. Please don't touch me. Like, you don't have to touch me. I didn't. You don't have to attempt to touch me either. I wasn't attempting.

That's really, I just don't like that, okay? I just, I'm just not, not there's anything wrong with touch. I just, touching me, particularly men or women, actually, probably women less. All right. We're going to read the next one. Stands up, hips out the window.

It's traveling fast enough to still hit you, even though he's driving 60 miles per hour. Kingsen humor wrote in. He says, what's up, Chris Derek, and remedial bitch. What the fuck? Jesus Christ. So mean for no reason. Whoa, dude.

That hurt. Remedial. Bitch. It's fucking not reasonable. In episode 399.9. Oh, God. Did that just come out? I don't know.

Chris mentions, I think so, yeah. Chris mentions the brain cells they taught to play Doom, and I'm here to make your day worse. Oh. They mapped out the entire brain of a fruit fly and then gave it a digital body in a simulation, and it just continued to be a fly and do fly things like nothing was out of the ordinary

have an awful day we're getting there man you're getting a fruit fly yeah so it's gay you're so it's good that's good

I appreciate that some good standard that was very quick very dated we're gonna get them on kill Tony yeah yeah yeah

yeah you I go like kill Tony and I start fucking I start bugging out wouldn't it be funny if they actually killed him somebody and then someone snaps and stabs

and then while I'm there and I'm just like Tony's like making fun of someone and someone just like I got something for you Tony and he just pulls out the requiem I'm going to make a slightly racist oh

I'll make a slightly racist joke and then kind of smile and use weights much of dumb we should make our own show we should make our own show assassinate Kingston it should be kill sweet Sweeney, whatever.

Well, no, that's, well... That's two on the nose. It's two on the, yeah, assassinate Slaughter Sweeney. Slaughterner Slaughter. Stop making itself phonetically good. Why? I wanted to... It needs to sound like shit.

That makes it better. Okay, murder this dumb black bitch. How about that? That's too verbose. You fucking absolute... Idiots. Kill Tony. Assassinate Sweeney.

Yeah. Well, we'll have all... That's still sort of phonetic. Not really. It is a little bit. It's more finetic than I like it to me. But I just like that. Like, it's long.

You know, assassinating. It's long-encumberment. Butcher Kingston. You can clearly just say. Butcher-Bitcher. Bucer-Gickson's not bad. I like that. You got to butcher this guy.

You got to make him, you got to butcher this guy. Do your fucking jokes. That's good. Yeah, yeah. I would love, I would love, I want to do stand-up really badly. You just do it that. But I don't want to succeed. And I don't know, I don't think I'm a succeed.

I don't think I'm going to succeed. Just do it. But, like, I'm scared to fail, but I'm also really, I really want to be, have the grace to fail bombastically in a way I don't. know if I can do that. Go do it. Go do it. We'll go to flappers. I just booked you at flappers. He just did that in the last 10 seconds. I'd do it. I'd go to flappers and I would just

shit the way. Just shit the bed and walk off with a grin on my face. I do like that. Oh, did we talk about you doing the actual Michael Richard bit? The entire. I love that idea. Because people will first be confused. Because nobody really remembers like the beginning of his rant or anything. They just remember the high part.

of what he said. I'm telling clearly Jewish-American jokes. And they're like, you get to, they're like, how it's so fucking funny. We'd have to get our whole friends together to do that.

I think we should do that. I think it would be an unironically fantastic idea. I think after the big day that I'm planning on having soon, we should do it right after that. The day after. No, the same day, like we leave and we all go and do that.

I think honestly, I think we should all find a way to like occupy, like, almost like siege or comedy club. Get all of our friends together. Invite everybody out. We'll get like our, we'll get kale.

we'll get everybody. Literally all of our friends. Everybody that we know just go to a comedy and everybody's like, what the fuck? Why is it so packed here? Right?

And they start to know each other. Like wait, I know. No, no. And then you'll go up there and you'll do it. And then somebody will record it.

I'll get my, I found out, I still have my Motorola razor. And it works. That would be legendary. I record it. I'll see what I can do. I think it would be a good idea.

No, what would do with doing that. You would drag him back into the limelight of modern kitesal culture and really fuck him over for no reason now that would be so funny after he already did a press tour for a year there's a few people i i just i want in a non-malicious way i want people modern jinzita know about mel gibson's like his trip i want them to know about that show that i saw that video when i was way younger that came a long time a long time ago i remember seeing that

i was like he it might have been before the twenty tis or something right it was early aughts i think It was before Christian Bales freak out. I hope you get arred by a pack of ends is the greatest thing you can say to a... Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen calling his wife and N-word was crazy. Because he said it. I actually don't think he's racist at all. I think he just said it because he knew that was the worst thing to say in the moment. He's like PewDie Pie in that way.

He's like, I'm going to use... I guess he's like PewDiePie Pry. No, no, no. No, no. What's his name? Charlie Sheen. Mel Gibson's actually a psychopath. Well, no, that's, yeah.

There is no mistaking. There's no excuse for Mel Gibson, but you're saying in the trial. I don't know. Please. Please, I like me. What's her excuse? Do do, do, do, do do do do do do. I mean, bitch was trifling, you know?

Sometimes you got to like say. Yeah, but that is. To rope in the pack and words. That is a pack. Is that not like a murder? A murder. A murder? Yeah.

What's a murder? murder. I don't like that birds always get that weird. Like, why is it a murder of crows? But everything else is cute. Like a school of fish. I guess some people are afraid of crows, I guess. There's a murder of crows. They're like bad omens, yeah.

What is it? A federal grand larceny of red-crested pigeons. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. What's a red-crested pigeon? I don't know. Gang-rape of sparrows. How dare you say?

Gang-rape of sparrows. An orgy of flamingos, yeah. Yeah. I'd do that. You can fucking flamingo. They're fucking adorable. They're fucking pink. What do you mean?

I got a honey. There's a video. I got really turned out. I saw the flamingo. I walked out of the street. I couldn't know by the same. I had the fucking all the fuck at the death. I really wanted to get like 90s.

Tony. Tony, you shouldn't be fucking flamingos. Also, where'd you find a flamingo in New Jersey? There you go again. There you go again. They go asking all these questions. I got an apartment right next door to the zoo. What do you mean?

His motherfucker has a binoculars. Look at the flamingos of the zoo. I don't want to get used to showing videos on our podcast anymore. There we go. But look at this. What is it? Why would you show me that?

You fucking piece of shit. You can't tell me that's not a good looking push. Come on. That guy. I've seen that video. I had to show you. like that in the time of the toy god I was like oh well

come on that's disturbed me that disturbed me you can't tell me it's a good looking push come on I mean just the rectium

enters the frame Tony Soprano would contemplate fucking that he'd be like hey stu gods he's literally fucked everyone else

on the show hey I'd fuck AJ he wills go quick yeah yeah I'm gonna fucking catch you

wouldn't he wasn't so quick he said I was like I catch you would they You better Saw your ass with shit Cause I'm gonna fucking get you I'm gonna fucking get you

I'm gonna fucking get you a day Jesus Fucking Christ What a low brow I have a chastity belt I have a chastity belt Dad You can't get me

I got a fucking I call my guy I got a guy for this I got a guy I got a guy I got I got specialized on locks

in the chastity belts He's too fast He's too quick He's too fast I'm gonna fucking I get that with you one day You're a fucking AJ when he's like Oh wait

You didn't finish it did you No but whatever Whatever What he's like watching it AJ tries to fucking I can go right I don't I don't want to say

I want to say I want you to experience Okay right I can't want to say I'll get back to it Yeah it's like Oh god that was a really dog shit joke Oh my god

That was a really dog shit joke Got away from me Go on come on Let's make some Mario car Come on AJ You can't escape me I'll chase you to the end of the air

He's climbing on the fucking ring He's got the symbio Ciniot tony soprano He's fucking chasing AJ's out of fucking Tony Tony No he's chasing him throughout the house He's climbing on a bad asser that shit The artist that drew

The artist that drew The Frisa Squad Tony Soprano Like a like a sane Soriano Please draw Tony Soprano in the venom suit. Please.

Chasing AJ saying, we'll rape you. We'll rape you. We're going to fucking rape you. We're going to get you. You better fucking spread their cheeks for us. I'm only half your dad. I don't only have.

We're Tony Soprano. We are. We are. We are. It's me, Soprenum. It's absolute garbage. Holy shit. No fucking thought by that at all.

Dude, we have so... This is such a disrespect to comedy, bro. It is. I'm taking a dog shit joke and just forcing it to be funny. That is what the show is. It's forcing people to laugh at things that aren't funny. Well, I got a new thumbnail, I guess. I was like, oh, it should probably be like Afro-Man,

because it's a big deal. It should be Supremant with holding a bite in the front in the background of the piss room. Should be Tony Subrano and in the piss room

and have his face is venom Yeah, that's holding aftrum it. Wait, what the fuck is now? Yeah,

it will be something like that. It's a fucking mess. I might put the piss room in there. We're getting worse, man. We're getting worse, man. Is this your room? It's a fucking pisser.

Hey, Jay. Is there a fucking room? Yeah, is your fucking room? AJ. What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing? He's your fucking room in and then sent me all a track.

And he's like, AJ, what the fuck? AJ posts a picture online of that room with all the piss. Yeah. Tony Sorano was like, is that your fucking rope? He knows it's not. He knows it's not his room. It doesn't look like his room. He's standing in his room asking him now.

AJ, does you fucking room? There's your fucking room on the end of the internet. You're putting piss all over the fucking house. You thought That's it We are subracko We are fucking soprano Come on me AJ

He shoots Gabagool out of his fucking Of course he does Drowns him and me That is so dog shit That is so dog shit Oh fuck Uncle Ben He's gonna fucking dizzy He sees

He sees Uncle Ben And he gets busy And he gets busy and passes is out. Oh my God. That's his weakness. It's not sound. It's Uncle Ben.

Oh, my God. He sees a box of Uncle Ben's shot Uncle Ben's rice. Has a panic attack. He sees that. He sees that. He has a panic attack and passes the fuck out. All right. Oh, my God.

Guys, well, on that note, we're not going to end stronger than that. Oh, no. Let's. that is such a forcing of so many jokes together. Holy shit, dude, we're artists, man. Say what you want. Say what you want. We're fucking talented, man.

Weird, garbage artists. Stop it. You can make a scope trying to shit if you try hard enough, you know? That's fair. That is true. I'm going to read the names of our $25 on a page that because I'm tired and that hurt a lot. Jesus Christ, man. What the hell?

I love how much we talk about Totti Suprano. We're like, you and I both barely watch this show. He just recently watched it. I know. I haven't even finished it. It's not even close. What an icon. It is.

He's an icon as because we, for the wrong direction. Like, we're like, oh, there's, like, a really serious story about, like, you know, whiteness and ending state of capitalism in that show. Yeah, it's fucking dumb. And it's like, it's fucking bitch ass, I'm afraid of black people. fucking out, they're still got it. That's all I care, but. And it's like, yeah. Yeah, I like that.

I can't believe they shot pussy on a boat. Can I at least change my shirt? You fat, retard, no. Script. Fat, retard, no. David Chase was like, brilliant. Brilliant.

Is she even real? Is she even real? I'm Remember the fucking panic at that You know somebody Kill us Favry We're gonna move on We're gonna read the names of our $25 and up patrons

You can go over there Get your name right at the end of the show Make me say your fucking stupid name So many of you So fucking many of you So many of you Oh shit dude So goddamn many of you

We should really We should really We should really We should make it with sopranos Can I at least change my tampon. It's a good idea. What?

What? It's like, wait, oh, Pussy? Dude. Holy shit, dude.

Yeah, I was just like, I was trying to, I was like, how can I make this dumber? He dies and he, he becomes a vagina. He actually,

he dies. You know, like spiders like curl up and shit? Like, he just turned into a pussy. His head retracted into a kid. And then he turns back into a person. He's like,

well, what a coincidence. So he's like, whoa, you see that? No one of the way he fucking wanted us calls him. It makes sense now. It makes sense.

He was really adamant about it. He'll call me pussy. So I wonder what happened if we kill big penis. Big penis. He goes, he's just some guy. This is my other guy. Big penis. Blows his head off and then he's going to kill you.

Big peas. I guess it was a one-time thing. Big penis, big pussy, and what else? Big asshole. What's the name of the fucking the fucking old guy? his name Parker. Don, uh, oh, junior. What his name?

The old guy, junior? Yeah, junior, a fucking, um, not the elderly one, the older, the one that's like, it was like, like, technically a real mafioso on the guy. I forgot his name. No, no, no, no, no, no. The, is his name junior? The grandfather? No, not the grandfather.

There's, um, there's the guy that, the older gentleman that's with them. He's a little bit older. I forgot his name. The older guy that's with them. I think that's junior, brother. I don't know. He's not an old, he's not the elderly guy, but he's like one of the, oh, uh, those are a pee?

Are you talking about Pauli? Paulie, there you go. I think it was actually about it, about it. He was actually involved with that shit back in the day, and it's like, man. Oh! All right. We're going to keep going. We're going to read the names of $25. We're going to read the Narsar 25 dollar on a patrons now.

Remember, you can go there. Patreon. I'm not going to come out of our tech, snark tank, that shop for merch. You know what it is. So we're going to read these names now. Count me down. Three, two, throne. A, not the Sergeant Foley.

I'm white. Sorry. It's okay. And rounding out our list. queen of safety. Oh, great. Cool. The Great Unwashed, Spud, and middling out our list as sometimes the king of half hazard. Just got so nauseous.

Everybody make your name from now on Tony Sopranos. Don't do that. Everybody. Every single person making a Tony Soprano. Yeah, I agree. If you guys do that, we'll do a four-up episode. Oh, well. Yeah, we'll say we'll do it before.

Now, we'll do four hours. We can do it. do it, we'll do it. Okay, yeah, every single person. I'm confident in that because because that's not going to happen. All of you want. There's always going to be the one I'm not going to conform. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Great Unwashed It's a suprematim.

Supremum's way better. Then he does fucking bite, then he bites down on a mouse trap and his head turns into juice. All right. The Grand Unwashed spud. King of Havazard. The Dumbh Slot that dies haphazardly in Chris's Ware Dino movie. A different different sad guy from Michigan. Candice Owens fusion dancing with an Emmeccian call that bitch Picunlo. She had an interaction with her and Erica Kirk.

Yeah, okay. That was a while ago. And every person in the fucking three-mile radius died. Okay, well, Cold Brew King, Alpha V, Afro Man Plucking Kingston's Nutsack hair one by one. The gayest Bronco fan in the history of being gay, all right, I'll admit it. I sold Chris's remote. And rounding out our list is always the king of Hephazard. In sperm, he swam to me.

In jeans he came, testicles called to me and come my name and dull and I'll cream again for now. The Efsler of the opera is inside my ass. I actually just straight up don't know fan of the opera at all. So like I just didn't get. Yeah, I don't either. I've never heard or seen anything from it. I've seen fiddle on the roof. I know the mask.

Of course you've seen fiddle on the roof. Well, the mask? Like the mask? Like the mask? The mask from Phantom of the Opera. Oh, I thought you meant. What does that mean? What does that mean?

What does that mean? You know exactly what that means. No, I'm not 13th tribe at all. Trust me, I tried. I think you're jealous. The 13th. The 13th? The 13th?

The 13th? The 13th. The big king of Abazardt, the void of Cash Patel stared into. First night of the realm of haphazard. Fuck F. Wait, what? Fuck N-words, get bitches, no money-only coins. The working Cacinter.

Hell yeah, dude. There you go. Some marathon nerds up in here. Sweeney, uh, except he's gay and can actually talk. I can, I can speak sort of. Yegam Namdrow. What is this? Saying something.

You gotta fucking bring side to existence. Yegam. Namdrazev? Say it backwards now. Is it yield niggers? Wizard name. I don't know why I said that. Why do you say that?

Hey. I'm going to say real niggas. Why did you say that? No. I meant to say the hard. I went to say real niggas, but I ended up saying yield. It's just been too long without you saying it.

I know. I haven't said it in real life in a while too. What's a while? A couple hours? No, like a few days. Oh, a few days. Yeah. Shut up, Chris.

You say it too. No, he's religiously. No, never. Here's a hard-ar shrine in the other room. That's crazy. A shrine to the word. What would it look like? I mean, go see it.

Yeah, go see it. Yeah, go see it. It's an other room. It's an other room. It's like lit my candle. That would probably be the funniest thing I've ever seen. If you open that bathroom door, it's a stride to the hard arm. It's like this mystery door behind Gixon that's never opened.

What would that? That'd be so. weird. It's like, what the... That would be amazing. Like, what do you... I wish I had a use for that space that's interesting. I think you should do that. I think I might.

I really... Like, I die and then like, they gotta... You gotta see that. No context of this conversation. It's like, okay. And he just gets drawn to it. The landlord or whatever is like just drawn to it. They're like, I'm gonna...

I need this preserved. I think I'm gonna live here. So the next person that occupies it... Occupy this part anymore. You're like a national treasure? 300 years later And this is the This is the Burbank

This is the California Strines at the N-word That'd be amazing We need it We need it And as always We need it done The king of haphazard

Only the only remaining Starship Kanemob Fanon this Baron Earth Ain't dead Forgot to change the name David DeForvid got me Hooray 400 Group masturbation begins in 30 minutes

Chris Gay Kazert is king of happenstance Edging till 4 episode 400 The Dead Spider Michael Basketball Jordan's dad Michael

Asketball Jordan Stupid Jesus Christ Hassan after making 3 million clones of The first woman Fucking Eves Force feeding a spider

Viagra And spiking it at sween Captain Lou And I'm talking to you The King of 5thard Delta Gamma literally fed this title The last week Wides is still crying

Clamulous Cry the 3rd Blue Sanghili And ruining our day as always The King Dad of International Hazard Nobody be profan like I be proven Uh Queen of Methodical I am going to kill the president

with a mortar, oh, the jizzery. Everybody wants to put their dick and me. Nick and me. And rounding out our list, King of Hab Hazard. What'd you say? What can't you do no more, man? We'll do this, man.

You have an existential crisis there, bud? It looks like it. Having a full-blown panic, exactly, but I'm not panicking. I don't see me panicking, but I am panicking. I see I can see you're about to cry. If you had a sweater like this,

I bet you'd feel nice and cozy and comfy. It should be, it should be terminated. It's good delivery He's referring to SGA He's referring to SGA wearing some crazy jacket I'm gonna clip that Do you and a half hours? I hear when I take off my glass

And now my eyes feel heavy Does that happen to you guys? Heavy? Yeah, my friends like they're working to art I can feel them working to them. I feel like my eyes work hard when my glasses are on Really? I gotta get a new prescription though.

Like the moment I took them off now. Because these weren't right to begin with. My eyes feel like weighted now. I feel the opposite. I don't notice that. I feel like they're lighter. I think they're trying to balance out. I think this was happening.

I was trying to balance out. I don't notice that. I just like for me wearing shades, you know, not, I don't think I'm cool. It's great to not absorb all the studio light. It is. It's smart. I should be wearing them, to be honest.

Is it all my go contacts? I can't do that. I think I would do LASIC before context. You fall asleep too easily to be doing contacts. I'm not bad like that anymore. Oh, that's true. That's been a while since I've seen that happen. Oh, yeah.

My sleep after me, I got, dude, I was in the pre-diabetic range and I'm out of pre-diabetic range. Just crazy. The doctor was, the doctor was like, dude, this is crazy. He was like, you literally have good blood, just exercise and eat better. You're wasting your life. And I'm like, I suck my dick, nigger. And I hung up the phone. Did you, like, walk out?

and then you forgot your wallet and walked back in and he was drinking your vials of blood. He's, oh, sorry. Excuse me. I'm testing. Get the fuck out of here. He's dipping his penis in it and sucking it.

He has a very long penis and he's fucking crazy long. Long and been fit enough to get in a vial. It's long. It's like a slim gym. He's got a fucking slim gym. He does a few dips. He does a squirrels whip. twirls it real quick

he's like shut the door get the fuck out shut the door I'm a doctor that is so dog shit are you going back to that doctor yeah

he's in my network that's true it is a little annoying trying to get another one he's close and in my network I mean what am I going to do I have good I have good in charge of the Lily now

so I would have to probably go to a different doctor I wouldn't snitch on him though I just be like hey I wouldn't snitch either it's not worth it I would just, I would switch. I'm sorry.

I'm at least, I'm at least going to go to the nurse practitioner in the same bucket building. I'm like, I'm not going to see this thing anymore. I'm not going to see this. You're in the same exact opposite. You walk past him.

He looks at you. You look at him. And you guys keep going. There was what I got. His pelvis looks like a mosquito's face. That's crazy. There's clearly a red spot on his fucking working orderly. And it's like, dude,

you still got my bowel blood. I'm running low. You mind hooking me up? You mind hooking me up. You do for your weekly blood drool. There's cops running around the fucking hospital looking for him as he's taking patience. He says, excuse me for a second. He like, he ducks.

He ducks behind. They run bass. It's like, be cool, be cool, be cool. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. He wants them? Oh, my God.

The guy's like, hell yeah. I'm going to draw up this. Thanks for looking out. And running out our list, the king of that passers. I'm going to draw the snark boys as gay furies and make the do stuff to each other. Trainside. Compound purchase Spotify yesterday.

Wait, who will purchase it? Compound purchase? No, compound purchase Spotify yesterday. I think it's a fucking opposite name. Oh. I don't know. Whatever. I don't get it.

Yeah. You're so locked out. Man. What was that? What was that? I don't know. They haven't lost this audio on Spotify now. Did you see that?

They have what? Oh, yeah. They've had it for a minute. It's cool. I just got the notification for it. That's cool, but I'm, still, the only issue is I'm still waiting for Apple to, like, support L-DAC or something like that, or equivalent. Right, right, right.

Because the Bluetooth is still not good. Yeah. The King of Pabhazard posted on a grassy knoll, the cockering of Faphazard. Berserkerlis, Bangbuss-Sized Beinus, the Sloker 2, why so derpy? You know. Mm-hmm. Chuck, nor isn't. Quick.

Quick with that one, dude. Yeah, that's quick, man. You thought that? You're like, I know exactly what to do. First thing. First thing of the morning. After Chuck Norris is fucking dead in the ground. Ice, wallow ejagulet.

And rounding out our list is always, King of Favazzo, Remy, LaBow, aka Gambit, aka Ted Kardzynski, aka the Oonobbner, the best part of waking up his penis in your butt. Tank is the trash man, sweeties four fly ribs, to the king of hazzar,

Hassan eating out a girl and wanting more flavor. Fucking quip. Derek Noucho, Chobin is innocent, hashtag Frium. Please sell. The screen scumbag, welcome that. Round-eyed Asian found porn on his dad's OG Xbox. Just wanted to play samurai warriors, man.

Corinth, the king of haphazard. The Xbox Series X sold more than the Wii U, so Microsoft can't give up on it yet. That is fucking bewildering. The Xbox 1X? Is that what he said? Series X. Series X.

It is crazy how bad the Wii you fucking did, man. Yeah. It's crazy how to hit the fucking best hitback ever. The Switch was like a fucking home run beyond beyond man like it really it really restabilizing because if it would have failed they would have had to that it would have to stop yeah they would have multiplied i think yeah and that is that bad or good we don't know but it's um it's both actually i would say yeah yeah column a column b yeah king of haphazard king of haphazard and running out of it was for real actually queen of fab hazard bb net got

you hood you know he's still alive unfortunately yeah man bald blue-eyed german man waiting for for Expedition 33 movie with Sweenis Lune flying around the screen. Whatever happened to the discount that you promised? We ain't promised a fucking discount. That's crazy. Someone say something like that? Yeah. Or that guy gaslighting us.

I don't know. We definitely never talked about anything. Really? I don't know. I have the pussy, so I make the rule. Snark Tank's honorary leftist, some white guy. The Thugzilla versus the King of Haphaazard 2, the hazard in. Swing set for GTA glitch, screaming on my third pump into the night mother.

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and still not being able to read is crazy. Bet on that fits Sweeney way, no theirs. Are they any, are they building swine's dog go ahead speak a little Chinese for him Derek Rosbo Delicious the lord of rambunctiousness got

got fired for gooning to AI trans Chris with triple D's and an 18-ish flaccid peepee the queen of system system systematic 20 freaking weirdos did that I fucking moved my friend to touch this

I felt that was like a fucking that was like the reverse of a snake coiling and attacking Like you fucking shot away from me I didn't do it on purpose Don't touch me It's a small table I'm fucking chilling man

Don't fucking look at me weirdo I'm fucking in dressing me for I'm just chilling It's a small table It's not a yard house Okay Like we're not like a mile away from the house Fucking just keep your feet away from you right

King of Habazard The Carbord pie Horrors beyond your comprehension King of Habazard The guy right after me is a massive Epsilon By the way Can we get a check in on the king please change your name so we know you're alive

there's a lot of imposters going around the Joker but the chemical that he falls into is what I'm excited I'm excited the Joker but the chemical bat he falls into impugens his hair and scrotums his skin

the scrotum's his skin The scroter The scroter The scroter The scroter He turned the top Ball sad. Bro.

Impubans is so fucking funny. I'm glad somebody else. I'm glad somebody in the audience also likes that dumb fucking joke of like, I don't know,

in whatevering. It's like, why would anybody make that? In pubes. I've been impubes. Like, why would you make, why would you?

Imagine all your hair becomes pubs? You have a... That alone is fucking, insane. Was that the purpose of that? Like is, was someone manufacturing that shit? They were just,

they were literally just trying to make their hair. They were just trying to make laundry detergent and they just made, messed up. They messed up. And they were just going to, it was a bad batch

and they were going to throw away. They didn't even know it did that. Oh. And this fucking jackass fell in there. He came on a living ball time. I'm the scroteer, Batman's like, ew. What do you do?

I'm like, I'm wrinkled. I love. look like a chow. That's pretty good. List out. That's pretty fucking grumb. I'm going to beat you up.

I'm going to beat you up. You're worth killing. I'll break every bone in your fucking scrotum body. No, please. Please. I can't move fast. I can't move.

I can't move. I'm not. My scrotal exterior. My scrotal exterior is fucking weak. I'm going to fucking throw up. He's beating about his bombings on him.

I hate that I have to my hands on you. I know, yeah. He's throbbing all over himself. He's fucking green by the end of it. List out, rounding out, are always king of N-Ward Hazard. Have you guys seen a wee thing with Batman? Whatever.

There's a bunch of them. Do you remember that? What was it, the Harry Potter one that we would on? Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, of course. What was it called? I'll fade off the walk.

I'll fade it off the walk right here. brook glorp I'm taking a short rounding out of this is always king of Edward hazard I wish we had an investigative journalist in the US like friendly Jordes king of half pass did you see that when Israel tried to blow up that journalist they did you see that which one I mean some journalists in Lebanon was just doing a report and they just straight up missile exploded behind them oh and they admit they survived they missed for once yeah yeah they probably just hit a fucking baby dog I think like There's like probably almost close to 300 or something.

They've been killing journalists like never before. It's crazy. They're killing journalists like it's their fucking job, dude. It's like Nathan Drake versus journalists. Don't worry. It's, hey, man. When that sentiment towards them is really bad. And another do with an interesting facial hair shows up again, it'll be like,

it's bad. Yeah. It's bad. You guys did this this time. Like, actually. Yay. It's not good. Oh, no, no.

No, no. No. No, not you guys. They're doing it and they're endangering their people, right? They're people of this faith that they're just actively throwing to the slaughter. Just some normal fucking New York Jew who doesn't care about this shit. You know, that life is going to be in danger. It's sick, dude.

Oh, yeah. Just to bring back an imaginary niggard. I feel so bad for those guys. Nobody else has that, really. What's up? You know, nobody else has that level of egregiousness. Oh, no, not even close. Like, I feel bad for like your average Jewish guy in New York who like early.

No, you're average, I think, at this point. who's just like, man, I don't like this at all. The thing that's crazy is that you know what I mean? The thing is that you go. Puerto Ricans aren't doing crazy shit. Well, we're not. We don't have the power. Well, what's what I'm saying?

It's like nobody has the ability. Well, fucking, uh, Bad Bunny could do some crazy shit if you wanted to. It would not be the same. He can do something worse than that BB. The problem is this right. They, uh, the system that put it together. You know the microwave this dog. The Papa is dead now

All of my fans All of my fans Kill every dog you see Hey Hey He's been a dog You're killing Everyone I listen to my music

Kill every animal you see Kill them all Every dog Kill them all Mata lo and Perre is to all of them And they do it And now there's no more dogs

There's Puerto Ricans There's no dogs He's getting a dog alive on fucking Lyshe's like, this feels nice. Yeah, it's really bad, man. If you talk to any Hasidic Jew down there, they're like, this is great. This is not in the Torah at all.

I would stop being an Hasidic Jew. I would be like, I'm going to chill for a minute. The problem is that... I'm like this kind of cool down before I put my curls back on. That's like not Judaism. It takes the curve a lot of time to get there, though. They have to... Exactly.

There's less word. I guess just like, you know, put it, tuck it in like your hat. I feel like You can they grab onto them like this and pull down They're afraid And they closed their yamaica The yamaica closed over their face It's fucking stupid

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Iraq. Iraq. Afghanistan. Gunnyson. Afghan Stan. Afghan Stan. Afghanistan. My name's Stan.

Hey, with the blame. Hey, that we both. Put a gun in a can. I like Franthrasher. That's stupid. I love Eminem. That's always been his rhyme sound.

People try to act like his, like he's a great rapper. His rhyme scheme is not always the best. I feel like that was, didn't he only do that in that, that cipher? No, he just right It is kind of like

It's not really this I feel like the close The closest thing You get maybe is the way I am I sit back with this pack Of zigzags in this bag And this weed It gives me this shit need to be

I forgot the lyrics I love that song too It's a good album man I love I just like Marshall's OPE is good I hate how much I like Eminem Even though I should have him a lot

I pit back In his sack In his sack maybe pat I like him It bothers me because when he was at his worst He was getting so much fanfare from like the world.

And it's like this is not even like you're, he was so much better six years prior. And he got nothing then and it really irks me. Because I feel like he feels that too because it's only time I got acknowledged. It just sucks. Yeah. I mean it's to me to me, but you'll kill you.

Because there were great, there were great artists that were getting snubbed. Sure. When he was getting that and it's like M is not at his best right now. You do not to want to. And he's not the best around at that moment. Like say what you. You want little Wayne was a better rap in him at that time

Some of those words that he got little Wayne should have probably got Well I wouldn't uh like I don't know that I don't agree with that at all dude I think when he got the Oscar the Oscar the Grammy for freaking um real a recovery Little recovery is crazy to get made made a harder three that year that's fucking insane Was that the same year? Carter three that was like 08 oh seven I think Carter three was away I thought recovery was 09 I'm sure I don't think they're the same. I don't think they're the same year.

I thought of the same time. I thought of the same time. I, I, it might have been it might have been, it might have been end

period of both. Let me look it up. But what Grammy what song? Or was it like the album? Yeah, you got an album. He got two albums in a row

and it's like, he got an album with the fucking album, the song that the fucking album that, uh, he got Grammy for an album for with, uh, with fucking watch the way you love the way you lie. So listen,

uh, recovery was 2010. Oh, okay. No often. Carter three was 2008. Yeah, I'm off then for sure.

202. Okay. Oh, I'm thinking it's 09 because I think they released this song. The one that I always say I like, it had a dray and a 50 cent. Crack a bottle. Crack a bottle was that, I remember? Crack a bottle. It was the only song I liked.

It was the only song I liked on it, but came out prior. It did. It was like the first thing that they released. And I was like, I liked this. And then I didn't really care for anything else. I hated that song, Eminem's part. No, not Eminem's 50 part. It's bottle after bottle.

money and day when you party It just sounds like This thing is whispering Sensually Yeah I'm the napalm The domed bomb of King Kong It rolled on

Wrapped up and rained on I'm so con You Vietnam Bring the alarm Oh ring the alarm Bring the Sean nom It bothers me so much I forgot it's all

And Kanye beat him in the album sales And he's like I'm gonna stop making an album Yeah At that point Fithi was so fucking washed Like he only had Get Richard Dike

try and everything else was the fucking the massacre was good it was it was it was you know the June album was pretty good too oh yeah

I like I like his first problem I just feel like metal album album I'm gonna keep going sure fine I just feel like a lot of those people damn two thousand there Junet fell off heavy

it was him in the game I remember a lot of people in my grade G-U-N-N-A. They were into G-Unit, like, really heavy. G-U-Nit, I did not like G-U-Nit. We're from New York. It was like, it was a cult almost. That was, like, third grade, fourth grade.

Just, and everybody else was like, G-Nit's fucking trash compared to. I thought Tony G-A-was pretty decent. And I thought, but obviously, Lloyd Banks, Lloyd was the second biggest one. I like Lloyd-Bakes-old by Max, I don't know.

King of Habazard. It was Lloyd and it was game. Dobby would like to hit the Penneful Lopez. It spreads me with the game, like. That's crazy. Same thing with him. Like after a documentary, I was like, what the fuck did he do? I'm the doctor's advocate.

He said, told me, shut up in the day. That's why they call me the doctor. And 50 ain't rocking with him no more. It's okay we getting poppy. Yeah. He was like the, I've never heard a rapper name drop more than hit. It's got annoying. Yeah, he names drops a lot.

That shit's annoying after a while. Like, yeah, I get it, dude. I like, I like that. What's that song, Dream? Dreams is like, what am I? Because like, it starts off by saying something like, he rhymes 2001 with 2000. And it's like the funniest fucking thing to me.

It's so funny. Oh, my God. Dude, hip hop is hip hop in the 2000s was so genuinely off the walls. Because it's before people started like really hyper looking at it with a freaking microscope. So people were just making, dog. They made part like a rock star. That was a real song.

That shit was. Who did that? Fucking, uh, who was that? I'm thinking of franchise boys, but it couldn't have been them. No. They had numbers in their name.

Party like a rock star. Rockstar? Who was that? I hated that fucking Totally, dude. And then we made party like eight off and it was obviously killing them Jews when you were little of course because we know we're dogs. I didn't. We made we make me. I didn't know. We would sing that we were a little because you were a little dog

We didn't do that. That's a kid's in specific memory. I definitely I was the shot boys. Oh, what the fuck? I hate it. I hate that song. That song sucks. All you like the rock star and I was like

Like, you guys, no. That's when they went. That's when Southern Raps that have shown up with Southern Rapp is the worst thing ever. It is the worst form of rap music. Nothing is worse than Mims, man. You remember this is why I'm hot. Nothing's worse than that. This is what?

You ate because you're not. This is what? The 2000s was fucking crazy, dude. Remember Hurricane Chris? A-bye-bye-bay-bay-bay. You made my eye twitch. You made my eye twitch. A-bye-bye-bye.

When I hit you. Hey, me, I'm gonna take my shoes off. It's hard, wait, don't know. White, boys, gangsters in the thugs, eh, baby. What was the first song? Wait. We must move on. Hurricane Christmas.

I had my shoes off. I went up to a sack with a big pack of money and a hollabets. That shit was so dog shit. I loved it. The South almost ruined. For real, it almost killed hip-hop. It got bad for a minute. What happened is that they had like,

Outcast came out, and they were the first representatives of that, right? We were like, all right, you guys can sit at this table. We respect. With that, I was good with Ludo. I was good with fucking Nelly. Well, Nellie's St. Louis. He's not. St.

Louis, Missouri is the South, man. I know what you... That's lower Midwest. I agree. You're there's the South, though. Okay, I'll give you that. Yeah, I'll give you that. But like, they came in and we were like, okay, the Outkast is so good.

We got to let these people play ball. We can't take them out of it. And then 2002 happened. And then Soldier Boy showed up. And then all these dog cranked that Batman became a thing. That was not 2002. That was... No, that was...

No. No. That was 06 or 7. That was 06 or 7. You don't even remember his other hits, dude. Oh, no. Who's soldier? I'll get that.

Sorry, sorry. No, you don't remember Birdwalk. Why I'm ain't doing that, Burrow. Why don't we do that, burrow? Why we do you? You. You put you in every fucking song, dude. This is a little producer tag.

You! He made another song, too, after, uh, uh, get silly. Oh my God. No, that was VIP. No, he was in it, though. No, no, he might have been the music video. He was a part of it. He made the beat.

But that was his boy, VIP. Oh, let's stop. Chris, read the names. I'm sorry. This is so hungry. This is an infinite loop. Yes.

This is an infinite. We keep talking about it. I know. People who don't like hip hop. This is the shit that you, if you started, you're like, oh, I want to check out hip hop.

Don't start there. Don't start there. It is, it is the reason why why people are like, we should never have freed them. I actually, I think it set us back a little bit. Some of that shit set us back a little bit.

Yeah, but what I have to be. wouldn't have got future and I respect future for what he he's fine he I didn't like Tony Montana bad man like I hated part of like a rockstar so much I hate that you reminded me of that he that you forgot about it because the beat is the beat is really catchy

The beat's cool I don't remember the beat Now you do I don't actually Us doing that ain't gonna do nothing No I'm put it on I actually hated that it didn't it didn't It wasn't even catchy to me I was just like this sucks Then there was um

All right that's enough We're going to move on. You nerd. You fucking nerd, you gay bitch. Maycar, King of Hab Hazard. I found you. Dobby would like to hit the, Dobby would like to hit the Penifel Lopez. Star Coffee.

Chris, quick. Say Gurney Gurney, Gurney, Gurny fast. I still liked him. First citizen of haphazard. You didn't understand that. Yush. Obama during a stroke. Lead P.B. Smear.

Lead. B. Oh, no. 10 more years, it's going to happen. Yeah. Keith Dave has ID. David's in the new Spider-Man movie, by the way. Oh, he narrates.

Keith David. He narrates it. Oh, really? So now I got to watch. He narrates it. Who the fuck would he be, though? I'm back in. Like, who is...

I think he should be... Robbie. Robbie Robinson. What? Great pick. Robbie Robertson. Oh, I was going to say Eddie Brock. Oh, okay.

He should be... He should be Venom, actually. He should be. shouldn't even be... We are Venom. We are Venom. I love it. And the studio comes over and it's just Keith David.

It's not Venom at all. He turns into a current... Not even young Jack. Keith David. Current. Right now, Keith David. Current. He likes smooth jazz.

You like smooth jazz? I'm silver thread on IG. Is either Robbie or it's like, I don't know. Who else would you be? I heard Spider-Man was there. He should be Kirk Connors. I mean, I think that'd be kind of cool. That'd be cool.

Look at me. I'm a lizard. So I know. I know this one. I'm a fucking lizard. They're doing a trilogy again. I'm a lizard. I'm a lizard.

I'm a lizard. I'm a lizard. I don't know. Whatever. Maybe. What do you mean? For Spider-Man, I'm probably going to do a Spider-Man trilogy.

You mean there's going to be three more movies? Probably two more after this one. Oh, God. Okay. I... Two trilogies is interesting. I don't... The first one is, you know...

I just didn't look... Prequels. I don't... These movies are just fine to me. That's the only problem I'm having. I think this one has a potential to be great because it's... They all have potential to be great. I think the other ones had less potential

because it's not it's not prime time Spider-Man Now this is like the point where Spider-Man's stories get like Oh, this is actually awesome I'm looking forward to it. I'm both there's this cool seeing it was like this is about the time It's like Spider-Man's my boy I'm going to go see it Okay, it's a Spider-Man movie like I don't know

I know I know I know I'm going to be lost Hey fair enough Hey fair enough It's like a fucking third of a spider You're not gonna be that long You're not gonna have the fucking muleleon in it You know I don't got that fucking bull in your bitch at that movie no boy

I fucking couldn't stand Spider-Ber Yeah that's crazy That's crazy what you call gonna be he's gonna show up i don't know how they're gonna do it his little stupid smile the little cheesy fucking looks like a rat to me he doesn't like chunky cheese yeah yeah yeah yeah dude somebody draw a completely perfect fusion of

charles entertainment cheese and anthony soprano please yeah fucking i love that is entertainment cheese is crazy that is his real name david bowie man spew queer meat gay jerk cock gay oddity. Okay.

Stroking down the street, sucking big dung, sipping on gin and jizz. Clearly. Gay sex. Gay sex. That's awful. The court jester of haphazard.

At Grock, is this true? And finally, the real king of haphazard. Come, a game of the year guy just beat oblivion. Moving on to Diablo,

you beat oblivion that quickly? You guys are... That motherfuckerucker. The oblivion main story is not hard. Yeah, he probably is, yeah. He didn't really enjoy it.

Yeah, you didn't really play oblivion. He's fine. I get it. You're moving. too quickly, brother. I don't know if you're really savoring or enjoying it. What's the next one is on? What is he on? Diablo 2. Oh shit. Remastered or OG? It doesn't say. Oh, it doesn't say. What do you mean?

Who's playing remastered? Huh? I'm only playing OG games. Is it remastered bad? I don't remember. No, I think it was good. I didn't play it. I kind of, like, I like, I liked Diablo 3 a lot when I played it on, like, couch co-op with, like, friends or whatever. And I dug it. I was really curious about Diablo 2. I don't know. It was what set the series off, like, on fire.

I like the look of it. Like, I like how it looks. It reminds me of, like those real, I mean, it is an old PC game, but it has like, I have a nostalgia for that look that is not really satiated by anything that I play. I like Diablo's aesthetic, but I don't like the way it plays. I think Diablo works better as a TCRPg. Like as a tabletop game, I feel like Diablo's really a perfect setting. Yeah, I'm thinking those characters and putting him like a in D&D, like everything about that world.

Is Diablo, is Diablo, how expensive is Diablo too rematch? Probably. It's got, uh, uh, I, really? It's probably, yeah, because Blizzard doesn't really, like it. They don't really give massive discounts. It came out when we lived in New York. Oh, if you can find, if it's on Steam, it's probably pretty cheap. Yeah.

I think it's on Steam, right? Yeah, no, they put it on Steam. I might look into it. They poured it to Steam. They definitely did it. It was on PS3, I remember, if I was taken to four. Diablo 2? The remake?

I think it was on PS4 or 3. I have to look this up. I'm out of my depth with this stuff. I just came out like two years ago? The remake, really? Am I tripping? Yeah. I can't be a Diablo 3 then?

I'm thinking? Yeah, Diablo 3 was like 360. Okay, yeah. Came out, I think, 2012 or something. Where the Game Awards this year, where they had, like, the Diablo T's, and it was, like, a fucking smiling friends fucking V-tuber character? Do you remember that? I don't remember that at all.

It's fucking weird. I must have missed that. You didn't. You probably just were like this. I can't. I can't. I can't let myself see this. You probably saw Star Wars and started fucking stemming too hard, and you were like, I'm so excited.

Well, I just, I can't get excited about anything because how long everything. It's so far away. But that's why they're doing AI, guys, so they can come out quicker. Oh, yay. Look it. too, Derek. You got what you want. Derek, look. What happened to Christian's pregnant girlfriend?

In sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at footage of the Challenger Explosion, and finally riding out of this king of drip hazard. Waiting for Trump to die got me standing like kingpin, staring off into space, clicking a pen. That's great. I remember that. That's aura, dude. That is aura. That is aura farming.

Trump is fighting to the nail not to spend the last 10 seconds of his life in prison. Obie won't to blow me. Colin double down. It's a me. Mormon Mario. Mill House. I didn't do anything. Dave Mustaine.

I don't care. King of Lapphazard. Derek's long-lost Chinese friend Ming. Mi-won Gripia, die, Billy. Me-won Kiliya, Mikhailia, Mikhailia, Mikhailia, Mikouin, leave you dead. The King of Habhazard, TM, trademark. Ooh, trademark.

Got them. Other one can't use it anymore. I think I'm going to buy a katana tomorrow. What kind? Like, what are you looking at? There's some sun standards. I can customize later on, you know? You've been talking about this for seven years.

More than seven years. Because I was 16. Yeah. So just do it. I can afford it now somewhat. I got to fucking... It'll only just hurt instead of like, destroy me. You just remind me I got to polish my slyander.

Like, it's, it's probably so rusty right now. A insane group of people. I'm gonna get a catan. I got to polish my spiander. What are you gonna do, Chris? You're gonna jerk off? Fair. I would rather do that than pull out that giant sword and fucking polish it.

That'd be fucking coolest it. That'd be fucking coolest shit. You could bring Joe Jol along and be like, you know, this is what men used to do back in a day. Tony Soprano Masterteeth having a panic attack after seeing a Johnson then it was after seeing a brute. It's fucking crazy.

Last but not least, King of Haveassard, Wade Slate 583. Last page. And then we're fucking out. The King of Habazard, the Papini brothers hoping that Kojima gets a voice in the last Smelman's episode, Donk-Dongerson, the King of Hephazard, Gay Thoughts, or Son-Dotter. Pee-P, if you like sci-fi, check out Red

Rising by Pierce Brown. Oh, very good. Very good, but. It's about a slave revolt on Mars. Interesting. Sounds cool. Very good book. Mata. What is this? Elypsis. I want to know, have you ever been gay coming on gay? Lover of Hockey, Yowie. 109.1 FM.

Slide whistle rock and mooky in the gunch. That is fucking real. With mooky and the gudge. Gudge. Gudge. Gudge. Gatch. Gatch. Yeah. Woo.

What the fuck! Come, come, come. Busting fat loads in your gear of music. This isn't your mom's radio. Bam. I'm waking on. This isn't your mom. You hear a solid N word.

You hear the N word. You're like, wait, did that? Did that? Did they say that? DJ Negro. DJ Negro. Sounds like the crazy taxi. It kind of does.

Oh, my God. Crazy taxi. Yeah, I forgot to buy it when it was on Steam. I forgot to buy it. I forgot to buy it too. I put it in my wish list for so. I put it in my wish list. I was just a fucking idiot.

Could have just had it. Totally, totally. Crazy three. High roller. Yeah, you missed it, idiot. You fucking moron. Now it's de-listed. You stupid bitch you can ever play me.

Everything's fake and not ownable. Fuck you. I want a hack team to be able to do that. Yeah. I'm just getting to the point where I'm just going to emulate everything. Dude, I'm getting pissed. You can do it. You can hack steam to find that shit.

If they won't let you buy shit, I see no issue. and just... It's literally that. I was like, I'm trying to give you money. I would... I want to give you money. If they had like an Activision

collection of like the original like Spider-Man games, like the Neversoft ones and like the original movie-based games, I would pay for that. Yeah. I would pay full price for that. Let me give you money.

I might buy them individually. Like, like straight up. But you won't, you won't do that. Yeah. I don't know if it's a licensing thing. It's maybe,

but like... Whatever it is, figure it the fuck out. It's not my fucking problem. I'm gonna... Figure it out. I'm gonna steal them. Like how hard is it to figure it out?

It's just negligence. Like you just don't want to, you know like Pam Bondi, she's like, I'm not going to do anything. 109.5 FM. Or whatever. Whoever the fuck got kicked out recently. Oh, Pan Bondi did get kicked out. She wasn't like doing anything. Yeah.

Like she was like letting shit pile up. Like, I feel like it's just that. There was like, radio station. 109 FM, Pam Bondi. Pam Bondi and the foo. The foo. That's her voice. That's her voice.

Her? Welcome. It's me, Pam Bondi. I did not get fired. I did not get fired. I got promoted to a lesser job. I resigned. I got promoted to a lesser job as well.

Here's Beyonce. That's like, what is it? Oh my God. That's like that famous red versus blue fucking, we're not retreating. We're advancing towards future victory. Hey, that's how you look at it. Glass half full, man. I remember I remember here

that and be like Oh they can That's actually well written This is well done I'm a half I'm a half full kind of guy But also Yeah I mean

Get a half full kind of guy Because he's always half like a Like a lot All these like waggo slide whistle Offsprings next Offsprings next Yeah Yeah yeah yeah

There's a frame There's a second Of him's off frames Nah The words are humming through immediately. John Strickland, it's got to be episode 400 this time. We're getting close.

We're getting close. 399.9.9.9.9.9.9.9. and 1 3rd. Or whatever. 99.9.9 and 1 3rd. Or 2 thirds, I guess. Some like that. Oh, this stuff. It's the first shooting he, David, presents. Master Sphinctor and the evil spreader. Kingston. He would be like, what if it said to the fate of black by Metallica? Fade to Anwar instead of killing himself. He was black.

Pre-rise. The Broke Hogan. Yeah, it comes out today. What comes out today? What comes out today? Really? What'd you say? I think... What comes out today? What are you saying? Yeah, make sure. Because you know what? Did you could just come out fucking invincible. Oh yeah. Daredevil radio. Daredevil radio. It's crazy. It's crazy. I'm next.

Adele. I said, oh no, no. Hello. Comes out 24th or Wednesday. Okay. week. Yeah, so completely wrong. Is you being slightly wrong,

can be wrong? I guess so, kind of technically. So always being wrong is completely wrong. I guess technically. It just depends on how... You'd be kind of right, though? Well, it depends on what the question was. I don't want to have this conversation.

Yeah, yeah, for sure of puppets. Papa Jesus taking a break for making you read his stupid jokes. Oh, thank you. Yeah. King of Hephazard, King of Pazard. Trans A.J. Soprano. Oh, nice, nice. That was one of the last episode.

and rounding out our list as always the King of Abhazard Monkey Monk the King of Abhazard A full round and find out Young Sweeney's dad King of Favazard calling three days late for his V-Day and asking for money Happy birthday son

You let me a hundred and a few dollars I love you That makes me so sad I thought me I really love that fucking like that gross like ghoulish radio jockey man I don't know Yeah how did that even start

Like who the fuck decided that There's no way there's a guy on the radio who sounds like that Nobody would pay to listen to that. Yeah. So, like, that was just crazy tactics just being like, yeah, okay. It's like some guy that ate buzz saws one day.

Yeah. And then, like, it was like, you know, I think I'm going to fucking do some radio now. Some guy ate buzzsaws one day. My mom was a swarm of flies and my dad was a pile of chain size. Welcome to my radio show. Unlistenable trash.

Trash, trash. Trash. Trash. Trash. Trash. Stupid. Thomas said, come.

so elastic. It goes back and forth like a pop gun. Young Sweeney, oh, I read that right. Tom Sweeney. Tom Sweeney really is the creature from that police sketch

with DLSS on in order to hide in plain sight. He's been wearing, I've been shielding myself with DLSS. Don't just leave me else. Like a crazy.

Dick so dirty you could smoke me before I knock on your door. Did the math? This podcast is 1,000 hours, 13 minutes, 1,013 hours, 16 minutes and 8 seconds.

Kratos is picking up Mamiere and kiss him after nine minutes. Arthur Krogan? Arthur Krogan. That's sick. That's true. Well, the Genophage.

Those fucking Turians, man. It made me imbidant. Arthur, I've got a, I've got a plan. Dutch is a fucking, Dutch is a fucking, you've got to go to Andromeda.

There weren't Krogens in that. They weren't old speeches in that. They were Krogan in Mess. effect of Andromeda. Why? Because fuck you. A little bit of everything went.

It was supposed to be like the idea was like their arcs, you know, and they're carrying all other species to make sure they don't get wiped out in the Milky Way. And then the game wasn't supported enough to where the other arcs never showed up. So there was no quarians in the game.

There was no the little space jews were their names, the bankers. I forgot what they're called. The Volus? Volus. Yeah, yeah. I didn't think of them. I never thought of a space Jews,

but yes, continue. Well, they were like bankers and shit and traders and stuff. It was, it was, their spirit, you know, that's what people call them if you were.

It's like how the, the fucking goblins and hey pop. Okay, okay. Yeah, I didn't do it. They did it. Electric Bugle.

You're listening to, you're listening to live to Snark Tank 399.9.5 FM. There's a lot of radio shit going on. Yeah. Door, door, door, uh, with Derek.

Chris, and Tom Sweeten. You're hurting your voice hurt It's getting worse now I do have to stop I also have had no water or food today So it's like I don't know I don't understand the not heavy water part

I don't know man I don't know man it's fine Derek making a new gay music video And releasing it on Porn Hub since Because there's real gay porn in it Sorry Miss Jackson Had a dream where Chris I did think about like

I thought about doing a video Oh it was an episode Where I blurred out I had porn blurred on my screen. I thought about just putting out the Unselfort, just putting it on PornHub. Bunchy did that. He had a video where he was just like active porn like playing in her back but it was blurred.

And you heard the audio and it's like, what the fuck is this? Peasants, Graham, Aetherian has the past because he took Coloss's hard ass. Porgerian Hunter's fermented cream pie, frying bacon with my shirt off, Nefram. And rounding out of our list is always for real this time. You know who it is.

The king of the ham. Happazard. You guys want to do... So we have the advice column. I have the thread up. Do you want to just do it remote? We can do that remote. So you can go eat some food and drink some fucking water.

Piss the old fire and come. Bye. We'll see you guys. We'll see you. Bye, everybody. Later, diga. Later. Retard.

We'll see you next time on Gage you.