The Snark Tank - #399³: SO LONG SORA

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

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How would you describe McCain vibes? I would reckon it's like a crisp and a chip. If they had a baby, do you know what I mean? A chip and a crisp. Combination. It's got crisp ancestry, but it's a chip. Like a hot chip crisp combo thingy? Yeah?

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Not even we're not even trying guys i'm not on drugs i swear wow i'm this stupid sober i'm just letting you all know so listen before we get into everything i heard something before the show started eric mentioned something that i just i was not i was not privy to and so i have to i have to know more about this what did you say a uh i want you to i want you to set the stage actually all right so i guess this is going pretty well viral because of how absurd it sounds. I'm going to look it up as you're talking about it.

A quadriplegic amputee, a cornhole champion, cornhole champion murdered someone with a gun. He shot someone to death in a car. What do you mean? Wait, what do you mean? Yeah, I'm looking it up right now. Quadruple amputee athlete accused of shooting man. dumping body in Maryland. Dude, how do you, wait, so he dumped a body also?

He did everything, man. This guy is very self-sufficient and it makes no sense. I'm sorry. What the, there are videos of him shooting guns. I'm watching it right now. This is, this is magical.

And I was like, I just don't, like, it puts, I am, I'm not the best shooter. I'm not the best shooter. Like,

like, like, when I've shot, weird is for, for some reason, my, like, when I've shot hand,

guns. My aim has not been like superior like far away. It's been pretty bad. But. And then I see this. I'm just like, I have no excuse. I'm like, what the hell's wrong with me? If this guy's like, apparently pretty good at shooting. This thing is a fucking arms. He's got no. Okay, wait, hold on a second. All right. So, so he's got some stublets. He's got some like I was, I was missing forearms essentially. I was. I was under the assumption it was just like a little torso boy hopping around, you know, So it's like. No. Telepathy.

So ever. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it makes sense. Oh, yeah. Like, I wasn't quite sure how he did.

Like, if I was half expecting, you know, like sometimes, you know, sometimes with a character is too short to be in Fortnite. They put him in like a mech or something.

Yeah. I was always expecting him to have like this, like, these weird like robot limbs. Ah. Um, that allowed him to shoot a man in cold blood and dump his body in Merrill. He's a guy that was like really good at street fighter that played with his fucking

mouth. You remember that guy? Oh, yeah, yeah, Mouth Fighter. Yeah, Mouth Fighter, Mouth Fighter 6. This guy died, like, not too long ago, like, maybe a couple years ago or something. He was like, he died? He was, like, really good. I was just thinking that this is what this guy could do.

He was playing. He was like a top competitor with his fucking mouth. And he died? Yeah, you know, because he had, like, he had like Ricky Burrick type shit going on. So he eventually circummed to his, whatever. Did he like, did he swallow the controller back? Or condoompeer, Dayton, Webber. Loading and firing a gun.

Webberts taking murder charges for allegedly shooting 27-year-old passenger. Bradwick Wells in a Tesla before driving off. Bradwick? Bradwick? Bradwick, man. I'm sorry, brother. Badrick.

It's supposed to be Bradley. Bradwick. That's funny. Different names, man. Shut out, guys. It's just what motherfuckers is mixing and mixing and matching. If your name is Bradwick, you do. deserve to be shot by a quadriplegic court hole champion i think so i think i think off with the body in his car

he killed a black man unfortunately oh he was black bradwick is black that's the last thing i would have all right that is actually shot that's okay i don't know man it's like a i know a bradford a youtubeer that i watch he's like one of the whitest guys you know just standard white guy beard whatever i just found out that uh his first name is kendrick and it i was like excuse me he's is kendrick a particularly black name I've only met black Kendricks. So that's why I would say. I feel like Kendrick is an old name.

I mean, every name, you know, all these names are white. Let's be real. But what I'm saying is if you growing up in certain areas, it's like at a certain point, certain names get co-opted,

if you know what I mean. The only kind of name that I'd be really confused, if I hear a like a Jalen that is just not black at all, like Jalen, that's not black. That would be like, oh, wow, because that is laid up a,

Stark. A stark, white, like a redheaded Jalen. Now, redhead is too tangential to the, the, the, we'll find. No, but you know what I mean. It's all those memes. Like, like, I've read up like a guy from Poland named Jalen. I'd be like, wow, that's crazy. I bet you can find them.

We'll find them. But I just, I don't know if you, do you, do you know any white Kendricks? No. Yeah, I don't. I don't think I do. But I only feel like I know, like, maybe two Kendricks. It's not a very common name. I actually like that name because it's like because for that very reason.

It's not very common. Yeah. It doesn't sound absurd. Yeah. I know a white. I know a white Hendricks. You know who? A white Hendricks.

His name is Hendricks. That makes a ton of sense. That makes it a ton of sense. But that's a lot of sense. I'm going to name this guy. I'm going to give this guy. I'm going to give my kid the first name of the last name of an amazing guitar player. Yeah.

That's like that's all the thought that goes into it. That's another old ass fucking name though. Like I, I feel like I'm at my head to. Hendricks was in London like across the water. I like Hendricks. I would I would I already have if I ever have a kid already I already got the names they're already picked out there are a few but I have I have a few I want I'm going to be forced to have this story is so ragna the blood edge that's a fucking bad ass

excuse me what'd you say Ragna the blood edge that's a fucking fire name and and you've told Lily this she doesn't she doesn't agree She doesn't agree with Ragnah the blood edge. Oh, what a shame. Or Grimma the Fell Dragon. Like, that's a fire-ass name. You say stupid, I think fucking. Why are you giving them titles?

That's fire. We don't do that no more. And that's lame. Is that like their middle names? Is that what that is? No, that's their first name. Oh. Then it's like, then it's like freaking, I don't know, like Michael Jameson or like

Gabriel Jameson. What a shit way to end it. Michael, Michael's going to feel so left out. Michael's like, what the fuck? Why'd I get a cool ass name? My name is, my name is Ragna of the Bluridge. You're an accident, son. I didn't want you.

Rixus times conflux. Bradley Jordan. Fucking ridiculous. I think those are cool names, man. I think we, I think we were like, oh, the same is stupid. Like, why, what? Every name is stupid. You can't have, you can't have.

fucking I don't even know like What was the name you said For the fell dragon Yeah grim with a fellow dragon Grim with the Fell dragon You can't have like Oh Grim of the Fell dragon

And some guy turns around Meekly with glasses Yes You know like why It doesn't matter It doesn't matter This fucking Digimon cards Fly all over the place

And he got startled and shit Oh look grim Grim of the Fel dragon Dropes Guys come on stop I think you guys are You guys are freaking lame I think

Stop making fun of me, Grimm of the Fel Dragon. I think names are important, but also kind of don't matter at the same time. I think, unfortunately, in your early years of life, it's so important. It is very important. I knew a kid, I knew a kid, and I'm not exaggerating. I knew a kid named fart pussy. And he got bullied, so hard, he killed himself in the second grade. That was a really dog shit, though.

But it's like, it's just, it's just. like the second grade cut his arms off and then he shot himself he cut his arms off and then he shot his out because he knew he'd be a better shot without his arms I actually thought about that

I was thinking about that I was watching a guy that's a he he's missing a leg and he's a wrestler and I'm like is that an advantage technically it's technically it's not an advantage it's not it's really I feel like it is really not an advantage I've seen that guy in the fucking in mixed martial arts

that has no no legs like he is he's at zero legs it's and oh and i think he's i like that you clarify he has zero legs no legs no legs because i wanted to be because i didn't want to people i want people he doesn't he does not have thighs either like at all oh so he's like a full he's like what i was thinking just a torso with arms he's like dart small he's like darth law after the obi one fight he's geo due essentially that's crazy

that's a dumbass name Gio dude is so stupid Gio dude He's all fucking flexing and shit That's I think there's I think there's some advantages But except for the whole like Abracing yourself with your leg

Because like he's trying to get on the floor with you Obviously the whole time He's like come here bro You're not gonna you're not gonna know what to deal with me Because I don't have anything But I'm like I obviously not having legs In fighting sports is a huge Huge huge disadvantage

I think you don't know that You might be okay Just because you have less things to be to be able to be controlled. Yeah, but the thing is that once you get those two appendages controlled, you're cooked. Yeah. Because you don't have those other four to get out with, those other two to get out with. That's got to be so weird.

That guy that I'm talking about, I wish I was in his name. It will throw people off, though, for sure if you're fighting people and they're used to fight people that are that way, for sure. But like, you know what I, you know what? I can't help. How would you describe McCain vibes? I would reckon it's like a crisp and a chip. If they had a baby, do you know what I mean? A number.

Chip and a crisp. Combination. It's got crisp ancestry, but it's a chip. Like a hot chip crisp combo thingy? Yeah? Pure poetry that was. McCain vibes. Our chip, crisp combo hot snack thingies.

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They're cut off at the thighs. Are they just like bouncing around on their balls all the time? It's like what's going on with that? Like, because that's got to be, I'm not trying to be ignorant. I just mean, no,

you're not trying to be, you are. I'm just saying the absolute bottom of them would be their balls. You know what I mean? The absolute, it's not their heels. But also wearing cups, I'm sure most of the time to prevent that problem from happening,

though, like likely they are wearing some sort of like, That sucks. You got to wear a cup all behind. But also, most of them are in fucking wheelchairs and shit like that because they can't get around. Right. Yeah,

but even. They're not like, they're not walking around on the wheelchair. You think they're just sitting on their balls. They're like usually tilted. Usually tilted back or something. Yeah. They probably got to figure it out,

man. They probably got to ask one. I got to, if anybody out there has no thighs. What feet? No thighs were feet. Right into, right into the show.

I want to know. I want to know what the experience is like. Kirby. Yeah. I genuinely, I'm not even exaggerating. I'm genuinely curious about it because I feel like, like, I feel like it would be difficult, unless you have like the tiniest balls, I guess. I feel like it would be very difficult.

The difficulty they're experiencing already is probably pretty high. I think it's not whatever. I don't know. You get handicapped passes and all that stuff. Like, I don't know. Like, it seems mostly okay. But like, I feel like I would imagine sitting on your balls all the time would be pretty rough, you know? Chris, you can't see without lenses on your.

And that's already a huge problem. Imagine not having, I don't know, a legs, an evolutionary fucking part of your body. This is one last part of you to get sick. Oh. What if you get leg cancer? What if you get leg cancer? Now you don't have to worry about it because you don't got legs.

A blood clot in your lower leg and then travels to your lungs. You can't happen anymore. Can't happen. You actually, you've maximized your survivability potential actually by decreasing the amount of you. Right. Cut your legs off people. Yeah. Right.

That's what we're saying. It's in dark. We'll do with you. Yeah. Cut your legs off. You guys get a turkey carver or whatever, you know, those things that they, you cut the Thanksgiving turkey up with. Yeah, yeah. I don't have one of those because I don't really fuck with turkey, but, you know.

Do a 10,000, do a 10,000 degree knife challenge on your own size. That's insane. Yeah, I forgot about that knife challenge shit. Wait, wait, year was that? Because that was like just a very small blip in time. That was like 2016, 2017, I think for like a brief period, I think. right something like that i thought it was later than that i can you might be right i have no concept yeah i don't remember anything i don't remember anything accurately anymore it's all gone there's only a few things like

i i know ugandan knuckles was was was early 2018 like i know that it could say late 2017 but early i think it was february 2018 if i actually i feel like that's accurate you remember uganda knuckles birthday that she was so fucking stupid it just really stuck out to your like the internet had finally got one that actually really made me laugh. It's just too stupid not to laugh at. It is a fucking... It was silly. That is a fantastic creation, I think. It was quite silly.

I would, every once in while when I see something like that, like, there's a mean that I really like, it's just Cretos and, Leonel Messi mixed together. And it just says Cratos messy. It kind of reminds me of Thanos car. If you remember Thanos car. Oh, yeah. It's kind of the same thing. It's just like, it's just Cratos mess. They're matched together. and then there's it is just completely blurry like as if it's it's been compressed a hundred times you know by being shared so much and it's just fucked up and it's so stupid but like it made me

laugh so much that I'm like I want to know the person who came up with this I always want to know who started this because what were they fucking thinking my brain's not that weird and I appreciate that right what were they fucking thinking they were we're thinking of and knuckles like what gave you what made you think of those two things together what made you make that model and then because i think it wasn't even like a i think people were just using that model in like vr chat or something right they were walking around and just like and then just arbitrarily speaking in a ugandan accent yeah and that's a thing it's like where i i guess i mean speaking like an african man is funny in certain uh instances but i just don't that's a joke that was in a

friend group that i got escaped a friend group for sure yeah Fair play. Fair play. I enjoy the one. Fair play. There's something charming about a Ugandan accent, though. I really do like. Or a Nigerian. I think I like a little bit better. But it also feels remarkably, it also feels somehow remarkably less racist. It just do that accent than like most other accents. I agree. You know why? Because it sounds inviting. I love the the way that it sounds so. I like that. I like that shit. It's like a pleasant. It doesn't even feel like it's funny because it sounds silly. It's funny because of how inviting it. Like it's like I trust you. Like if my doctor was like, you have AIDS.

You fell down the stairs. You landed on an AIDS rock and you have AIDS now. I'd be like, oh, man, I'm somehow comforted by this. I'm like, oh, it's going to be okay. I think it'll be okay. I think I'll be all right. I'll just find, I don't know, whatever. You do not have insurance.

You are not insured. You are going to pay $11,000 for this visa through the roof. Because you are uninsured, this will cost you $15 million or $12. We haven't decided yet. We haven't decided yet. It's crazy how that works, by the way, because I don't know. if you guys have had this experience. But I've gone to the doctor and been, and been like,

I don't have insurance. And then I get the bill. And it's nothing. When I know for a fact that it would have been more if I had insurance, and I'm like, I don't know what, I don't know what's going on. I don't really have to share how this works anymore. I haven't, I haven't not had insurance in a long time.

So I don't know. There's weird. All I know, one thing, the only thing that I learned is there's certain thresholds where you can get almost everything for free. So essentially, you, make just this amount of money. And now you're, it, it almost makes more sense to almost be on the poverty line. Because if you're a sick person, if you're sickly, you need to go to the hospital and shit all the time, it'll be completely covered in certain states.

And you'll also be able to get a SNAP benefits, you know, like, which is a lot of money. Because I was on SNAP for two months in 2016 before I got my heart diagnosis because I got fired for my job because I kept going to hospital. And so I finally had a little. learn how to get a snap. And I was on a, I was getting 200 a month for myself. And I was like, nigga, I never have had enough for $200 to myself for food a month. So I was like buying shrimp and shit and like, by. I was like, good, dude. I was like, this is stupid. But I only did for two months. And I, the funny thing is how I feel now versus how I felt then. Because I was just like,

somebody else could use this, but I'm like, that's not how it works. You know, like, me, much older, I'm like, why did I not stay on it infinitely longer? Because I could have. I'm stupid. I was stupid. I was just being, I felt like I was being responsible. And it's like, I'm so dumb. I can't believe I fucking know.

I know. I know in a world that, like, values that so much less than. Right. It used to. You know what I mean? Right. I remember, like, my dad always told me it's like, uh, it's like your, your word is paramount. No one, no one, no one, uh, you know what I mean? Like no one can't get far lying.

And now it's like, you know what I mean? Now it's like the president is, you know what I mean? It's just so crazy. Like we won the war six, we won this war six times already. All right. Like over the last like month or the month or however long it's been going on it, we've won. We've finished the war so many times. So like, I don't know. It's just. I'm pretty sure him and P had said this recently said some fucking wild shit again today this morning. Yeah, of course. I would be. We are going to with the moon. Fuck it. We will blow up the moon.

Start speaking in an African. The department of war is going to deal with the moonenites. They are threatening our sovereignty. We are going to blow up the moon. We think it will be a good idea.

And everybody says, oh, well, I'm so comforted by this. We have employed Piccolo to destroy the moon. That's crazy. Hey, it's me, Bigelow. Hey, it's me. I guess I'll do it again.

You did it before? He did it before and then they replaced it. Yeah. Did they ever wish back to Moon? Well, I think it came back at some point, didn't it? It just came back. I feel like it did, but also. Here's the reality.

I just watched it recently and I still don't remember. Here's the reality, right? If the moon shows back up in Dragon Ball, it's because he forgot. It's because Toriyama forgot. That is true. That is the truth. I feel like it was so, I'm jogging my memory. I feel like it was addressed at one point because something.

So I remember there was an artificial moon for a minute. No, maybe it didn't come back. No, there's never an artificial moon. No, because there was a, what was it? Yeah, Vigita because someone was like, what? Oh, he said there's no moon. There's no moon. There's no moon.

And then he does the thing. By the way, that whole fucking thing of, like that even still to this day to me is like one of the silliest things of dragon ball and dragon ball is absolutely ridiculous and in so many ways him just being like oh they got rid of the moon my one source of power let me just create something that i know is not the moon but i think is the moon it's not it's not i think it's a reaction no i understand but like it his beam gives off moonlight at a certain altitude it probably does that's not too insane considering the fact that like i don't know piccolo could make the moon again you know

Well, I guess it's also, it's not, I guess the clothes beam is the most ridiculous thing probably. Yeah, like, but I think Piccolo, if he wanted to, he could have made the moon, exactly. Why isn't Piccolo Steve Jobs basically? Like, why isn't Piccolo like making an iPod? Because he's stoic. He's stoic. He's just chilling. He's uninterested. Exactly. He's too busy. He's too busy being a surrogate father to go on to do show like that. I want to see Piccolo beat up Steve Wozniak in the middle of a theater. I want to see Piccolo with the drip fit on, you know, the fucking turtleneck, the jeans. Why don't I feel like that is...

Piccolo Jobs? Yeah. I mean, what was the thing? How would you describe McCain vibes? I would reckon it's like a crisp and a chip. If they had a baby, do you know what I mean? A chip and a crisp. Combination.

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You know what I mean? Like that famous iPhone reveal? It's what it's Piccolo on stage? That'd be a vibe. Piccolo can pull it off. He's like, what, 7-6 or some shit like that? something crazy. It would have got me to probably get an iPhone

if it was him. When I first saw, I saw it. I don't get to fuck about this. I think it's like huge. Pickle was definitely a center. Center of basketball. He said something for sure, yeah. I didn't, yeah.

Oh my God. I love how I wrote, did the moon come be? I was going to say back. And then the first thing is, did the moon come back in Dragon Ball? Did the moon come back after Pickle have destroyed it? Did the moon come back in D.V.

every question about the mood everybody 7.5. That's crazy. 7.5. It's pretty good. Wait, what? I got a. I so useless. 7 foot 5. That's about. Compared to how, the way he stands around everybody else, it makes sense he's about that fucking tall. He's, he's a big fucking guy. Yeah. The funny thing is I didn't really, Goku's hair isn't even at his shoulders. That's the thing. I didn't really notice it that much funny enough. Until the South Saga. Like, yeah, I really don't.

notice how big then it is. Yeah, I wasn't really, yeah, I was just, I guess that's maybe, the funny thing is I watched it, when Jordan let me borrow the shit,

I watched it and then I still wasn't really paying too much attention to a lot of stuff like that too. I was just, I was just more being like, oh, does this hold up to the last time I watched it? Because the last time I watched it was like 2010. And,

I will say the earlier seasons are starting to kind of like feel me. like interesting enough like I used to really like say the raddits and fucking and the first Vichita in Napa encounter but I don't know why this time it didn't feel as I don't know I just can't even explain it like it just didn't cativate maybe I've just seen it too many times I don't know they're nostalgic for me for sure I think I think the show is at his best obviously in the South Saga I think that is the best of Dragon Ball but I think dragon ball it definitely got a lot better absolutely around but I think like the the freeza stuff is iconic for what it is. That's like the first like actual like real transformation of a main hero like that. You know, there's the, the, the, the Rattad saga is narratively funny.

Because so much wild shit happens. Like Goku's brother shows up. Piccolo tries the backdoor, Piccolo backdoors Goku, kills him, takes his son to the world for six months. So he can kill Goku. Like that's fucking insane. Absolutely. Insane.

And then like, later on, Goku's like Chit's like, you're the only person You're the only person that can't drive in this fucking entire city. What the fuck? And then Goku back doors pick alone is like, well, you can't drive either. And he's like, bro, what the fuck did I do? We are going to send flying monkeys to Kingston's house to tear him apart.

Let's keep the door closed. They can't get him. I'm good with that. I'm good with that. Everybody's like, yeah. I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is, but it sounds like, if we're doing this,

if we're doing this, he must deserve it. I can kill a few monkeys. Flying ones? It depends. It depends on the kind of monkeys. We're saying like the fucking, the ones that have like those really sharp teeth, the big ones.

Yeah, that's scary. They're called like bonobos. No, bonobos are a kind of ape. I don't fucking know. I don't know any names of monkeys really. I hear spider monkey and I'm kind of out of monkeys now. What other monkeys? Oh, by the way, I got to, so I played more Resident Evil.

Oh, cool. He said spider. Oh, yeah. Part's ridiculous. Yes, dude. The Mandarin, just what it called. It's so, so, I mean, I don't know, vague spoiler warning for Reson. It's been out for a while.

Like most people, I'm taking my time with it. So, like, I mean, I would imagine most people who give a shit. Yeah, they beat it already. I've played it already. That comes out of nowhere and it ends really fucking quick. It's, I don't know what. I'm like, all right, I guess this is happening.

Also, that part of the game is like very odd. It's very different. I like it. Yeah. I feel like, because I think there's like a whole thing about that game being like rebooted during development. Like there was like a whole thing about how like,

oh, they thought Resident Evil 7 did really poorly. And so they were going to like shift focus. But Resident Evil 7 ended up like doing really, really well over time. And so they were like, oh, I guess that wasn't that bad of a game. So we're going to. because it was supposed to be like an online game originally or some shit

nine really i'm not even joking yeah and it was like supposed to be like open world it was supposed to be like an open world component to it and i got to that point in the game and i'm like oh this is this is this is this is the bones of that because you can feel it it's like nothing it's not like any part of the game before and it's just this random part like there's suddenly like a new mechanic where it's like oh here's a weapons bench you know where you can like upgrade your things. And it's not like a merchant or anything. It's like this very

sterile kind of like almost like something you'd find in like an online kind of game. I would say and I'm the vast open space two of things that I'm like, there's, it's too big. It's too large. There's too little happening in like I remember roaming around and I'm like, this doesn't feel right. It's fun going around. Like I still, I'm still having a good time with it. But it's like, uh, I can definitely feel like this is, this was like what they were doing before and then they kind of like rejiggered everything around it

but like you can feel it that it's like a completely different fucking game the second the second that happens also up until that point I gotta tell you the balance between these characters is fucked up I was getting tilted because I would end a long section

and then I'm Leon for three minutes yeah yeah well you're gonna this is the part where you play Leon for a while I understand you play a while right now But I was so close. The second, because I was doing the sniping, like doing the sniping with the rifle. Oh, yeah.

Grace was like going to the church. And I was like, yes, I'm Leon. And then I shifted again. I remember being like, I was kind of close to being like, I'm just, I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know if I could do this. I like,

and then it goes, man. I don't comparatively. To me, it's like, I think playing as Leon is like, oh, I'm playing R4 again. Exactly.

Right. My favorite. Playing as Grace is like, oh, this is like a different kind of game. Because like I feel like, I don't know. I feel like Leon, when I play as Leon, I'm just mowing niggas down. And I'm like, that's fun. Like I don't want to do like that.

You want to do less? I don't understand that. That's fun in its own right. I get that. But I've done that. You know, I've done that in four. I've done that in nine two, but I've done that in four. I've done that in six.

I vote zombies down and. And I've, well, it's just I like, I like, I like, I like, I don't want more of that. I don't want more of that. Well, I've done it already. I've done it before. It's just like playing a fighting game and you've been like, oh, I've done this before. Can you change it up? Change their moves.

Like, what are you talking about? Add some spice to the course, you know? You add more content, but you don't change their, like you would freak out. I thought this is not confusing. I feel like I enjoyed, I enjoyed Leon's gameplay. But Grace's gameplay requires me to have more of like active thinker and how I attack the problem, opposed to just be in the fuck out of everybody, you know? I thought

I understand that I just don't I think I don't know it's fine as I'm playing it I'm like this is not better

than Resident Evil 4 it is it's not better than Resident Evil 2 I feel like it's like about where village is to me like I like it

I like it more than Village I think I think it's at I think it's about as good as it's right above village for me right above Village I think Resident Evil 2 remake is the best

Resident Evil game to me by far. I think it's not even a challenge. Yeah, I've definitely said, I'd... Four is a great game. A remake is awesome, but two remake is the best Resident Evil game. I think I want to play Resident Evil 4 again after this. You should. I'm like getting... You should. You know what I mean?

Also, it's kind of bothering me, like, unless I'm wrong, you guys can tell me if I'm wrong, because, like, maybe I just missed it. Is there no like Duck or Dodge? There's no Dodge, right? No, there's never been that. Only in like, I think... Five. Five. I think...

In two, no, in two, no, sorry, what is it? What's the, the one in the Revelations two where you can actually, you, you would hit like the B and you'll actually like dodge out of the way. There's Dodge. That's the only impact moment. There's like dodge like moments in five. I know that. Like we're like, where it's about to hit you and it's like press X to dodge and you fucking. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You like get up. But I mean like a proper. Is there, I, I feel like, why do I remember? barrel roll or anything. No, I'm not saying a barrel roll. I mean like a slight duck. I feel like I remember there being a duck in Resident Evil 4. I got to play it again.

A remake. I only remember. There's an interactive moment. And like QTE type shit. Like, oh, someone's swipe and then you got to press X to duck or something. Or do a back foot. Yeah, that was whatever it is. Yeah.

Yeah, that was four and five, I remember. I didn't play six. So I have no context. But I don't know. Like I was, I was moving. Maybe it's dead space I'm thinking of. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

I just, it's weird that he can't dodge a little bit because he's doing all this other fucking ridiculous shit like he slides down a roof lands on a zombie's head and the guy's head explodes and then he does a hero pose I'm like brother you can you can stand to like

duck slightly I mean that's always that's always been kind of like a problem with a lot of games especially when I would play first person shooters where I'm playing somebody who's godlike but then all I can all I can do now is just point and shoot where I'm like you kid

I've seen you. I've seen cut scenes. I've seen what you actually can do versus what. Why can't you go over that? Why can't you go over that? Why can't you go over that? The thing that I loved was like going up a staircase in like a building in Gears of War or whatever. Yeah. And it was like, oh, there's a chair.

There's a chair blocking the in every fucking game. Even in Requiem, I'm like, come on, man. Yeah. I think of it like, let me just go over this mess. It shouldn't be too hard to go through this. For me and God of War, right? There is, you flip the sky in God of War.

of war, the newest one. It's like, oh, I don't know how to get to the top of that mountains. Like, Cradus, you can jump there. Yeah, it's almost like, you can leap up that mountain crados, just jump. Grab a Traus and jump to fucking the mountain peak. Right. You flip the sky. There's a lot of, a lot of limitations that you have to put on these games to actually give them a story for sure. And to let the gameplay actually play through. Yeah, you know, if it's hard into that, it's like, it's like, just fix the problem in a story, you know, it's fixed the problem now. And it's like, well, okay, well, there was, what was the point of the story? Yeah, what do you do?

I remember there was a how we should, how it should have ended for, uh, lure the rings a long time ago. And that was like a perfect example of like, oh, the eagle. Yeah. And then just drop, yeah, and then just drop it right into there. It's fucking rings are gone. All right, cool, great. And so that's, uh, it's, it's that in a nutshell.

That's why like, oh, I like pointing stuff out like this and we laugh at it. But we also understand that it's not a real issue because we want to play the games. If fucking Gandalf. took the ring, he would just become another sauron. Duh. If he took the ring to destroy which is true, he would become another saron. But duh,

he's not that simple. I think the stuff in like video games of like chairs blocking Uh huh. Chairs blocking obvious passageways. I had to re-contextualize it in my brain so it didn't bother me. The way that I thought about it was like, okay.

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checkpoint's right there. Okay. I don't mind. Yeah, I know. The checkpoint's like, for me, it's like it's, you got to get on, get on a journey. Have the journey. And so it is what it is. You can acknowledge it's stupid, but you enjoy the, that's all it is. Just acknowledge you that this is fucking silly. Because it always is and it never won't be.

But, um, we talk about shit all the time. Why doesn't, why doesn't Batman just kill Joker? Like, nigga, you can kill Joker and stop. You don't have to keep killing people. That's the biggest one. Not everyone is with him, you know? Well, it's like, it's like anything. Exactly. Django and changed. It's like,

Django would have been dead in minutes. Absolutely. But then there's no, but then there's no movie. There's nothing. Yeah. So, like we completely acknowledge that sometimes there's things that are a little bit like, um,

there are sometimes there are things that even, I think it's things that wouldn't like, we were talking about Grace, her like intro fight. Um, actually I don't even know if we talked about that. Her, the very first encounter she has with the zombie where the cops like, oh, they got bit by some. And then like, he's like, oh, then like, that's a really, I love that scene actually. That's great.

And then, and then it went to done with it. It, it actually bothered me enough to where because like, it was kind of a whole cut scene after, I guess, where she hears some shit upstairs and she just goes up there. And I'm like, nigger, you just dealt with something. I almost killed you. You at least grab one of those guns. this I will feel even if you'd have no chance to actually use the fucking guns just grab it to feel safe just grab it grab one please grab it even if you drop it somehow accidentally

something happens or Gideon obviously impervious and it doesn't do anything to them you at the very least I'm like you just almost got killed you're gonna grab a gun like those are the things that I'm like all right moment those moments can be tightened up a little bit this game that's it that's it I agree. Resident Evil 9 strikes me as a game that I would like more if I played it again. Because right now I feel like it's doing so many different things and the pacing is really weird that like I just don't know what to expect from any part of it. And it's kind of, that's kind of cool, but it's also kind of frustrating because it's almost like I remember the beginning of Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 when I first played it feeling like a bit of a slog.

Because like the snow part, right? Like I loved it from like a, you know, the way it looked and everything. And it was like impressive. remember being like I kind of want to get to the, you know, I kind of want to get to the meat of this game. So that way I can fuck around and explore and do a bunch of other stuff. Yeah, I try to fast track it to X-5. But when I, when I played, but the first time I played, I just didn't know how long it was going to go on for. And now when I restarted, I'm like, oh, I know this is like an hour and a half.

You know what I mean? And so it's like less annoying to me because I know how like short it is relative to like how long Red Dead Red Dead Remington 2 is. Yeah. That's what I'm feeling with Resident Evil right now. I'm like, I think now knowing how long each of these sections are, I would play it again and probably enjoy it a lot more. The interesting thing about like, so I started playing it again for the second time and it made, unfortunately for me, it made the grace parts like even a little less fun because I think a lot of the, any engagement for me at all was kind of like being vulnerable and not really knowing what the fuck was going to happen. And now I'm like, oh, I know exactly what to do and where to go. so like it now feels completely like

I know which people to use the injectors on to keep your room clean. I know how to I know how to stab now. Yeah, specifically. But like say when I'm Leon, I don't, I'm actually excited to like go through,

especially to where the area you are. Because that's when the, you know, the enemies ramp up like really bad like. And that's where I'm like, I'm excited to do that again. Because it's, it's,

it's, there are different ways to take these motherfuckers out. And it's just, that's just fun to me always. And the other parts, like say more of like I have to think well I don't have to think anymore for like to more survival purposes so there's a little bit of that but also you can ramp up the difficulty you know to make it way crazier so there's that yeah I'm playing it right now it's fucking rough it is fucking rough to be

on are you doing like the incribbon ink ribbon stuff I'm doing insane and it's like I didn't agree with the first time playing do the game because I was like I was like I want this to be like I like challenges in games that's unfortunately my problem and when I game becomes easy to me. I kind of log out. Because just, because I don't know. It's like I could just, you like challenge to a degree. I like,

I like challenging games for the most part always. I don't really play games on the easier modes. Even the characters I'm playing games are usually challenging. Right. But that's like a passive thing. It's like whatever. Like I play like I play Spider-Man and Marvel rivals. I could just play Bucky and Mo Niggas down.

But I'm like, I'll play Spider-Man where it's like a fucking like I got to really choose my engagement and stuff like that. and I have to get in and out. But for that game, it's like, when you, when I played through for the beginning at part where I was like, I'm going to play regular. And I put it on third person, I was like, this removes so much of the environmental understanding of the game for me where it's like, I just don't, I don't feel scared.

I know what I'm doing. Yeah. It's like when, like, the only thing she does when she does a stumble when she sees the fucking, the creepy crawler bitch the first time. And she like runs. But she gets like a speed boost and then she stumbles. She's effectively at the same pace you were at, if you would have walked regularly. they are just fucking hilarious

to me. It feels way more frustrating though the stumbling though. It's like god. I mean you do it like twice. You actually keep you'll you you'll you'll you'll forever do it. I was fuck I was fucking around with it. I have not stumbled. I have not noticeably. No, but what I mean is like in those moments we need to run away. So like that chick when you first encounter her. Yeah.

If you keep like if you keep just fucking, uh, you know, skirting by her. If you keep skirting buyer, you'll keep, you'll never not stumble. It'll keep doing it. It's just like a, but only. But only in those moments, though. So, like, if you're outside of those scenes, like, so if you're just fucking with regular zombies, she won't stumble like that. Yeah.

Yeah. So it's, I know the zombies notice you easier in third person, too. That's one thing I noticed directly. I, I wouldn't have noticed. And I'm like, oh, you, I fucking got saw. Like the, like I said before, the part in the kitchen, I feel like that part is so, like, I just can't rationalize how that nigga doesn't know you're there the whole time. I just didn't.

As you get up and you push the thing and it's like, this thing is clearly. Like, I'm like maybe a foot away from him. I'm sorry, but didn't you not know? Let me, like, did you not? Like, I'll say, maybe this play through not, but like, say, I have, I have my hand cannon ammo. I have one. And I just blew him away.

And I was like, oh. He just, I stuck past him the first time. Okay. I just killed him immediately. Like, you just. I told you guys, I saved shit. Dude, I ended Grace's part with like six fucking hand cannon bullets. I see.

And I was like, I didn't use them. I was like, if you see some creepy dude in the kitchen, you're like, all right. Like, I'm not even going to take any chances. I didn't think he was going to like, I didn't think that was going to, I thought he was going to be more spongy. Because I was like, oh, here's the, here's, this is going to be a really fucked up moment. And it doesn't need to be. It's just funny. I had a bunch of blood injectors when I transferred over back to her.

I had a bunch of fucking ammo. And I'm like, I'm trying to. I had the fucking knives and shit. And I was like, oh, wow, I'm trying to really save this just in case I get into an encounter that I really need it. And it didn't come. It's never I just ran away from shit. It's never really, yeah,

there, especially some of the, some, it's like said, when you're, when you're her, a lot of it is just more, there's,

it's just so much value in just, just being evasive and not, there's not, there's, and I like that about that. It's like inventory management. And that's what I like about playing as grace.

I know it's not for everybody and that's the obvious thing. Yeah, that's all it is. That's all it is. It's, It's like I love that. I really love that kind of like, oh, the tense fear.

Because like it didn't frighten me really, but I got nervous. Like I was playing it when I first came out that night. And like, I was like, Lily, you there, Lily? You there? And I get it. Like, dude, stop. She was like, I'm right here calm down. Like, I'm just, I'm just making sure, you know.

If that shit's for you, man, that shit was probably if, if you really like that stuff, like especially like, say if you're more stealth inclined, then I can especially like, why wouldn't you enjoy? doing stuff like that more where I've just, it's funny how much I like metal gear where I'm not a huge stealth person, although I love that fucking franchise. So it's, it's a weird dichotomy for me. But yeah. How interesting. Yeah. Like, it's just, I love the lore. I love the bosses, the enemies. Like, I just, everything about it is so fucking cool to me. But the gameplay actually is least on my favorite of the whole thing. So do you, do you like run around and just like

shoot? I don't. I, I, I, I, I, I, I am, I don't like being patient, but I am. That's basically how I feel. So I'm waiting and especially I'm not, you know, those big brain motherfuckers that can just recognize the patterns almost immediately. I need a few minutes to like for the for the repetition to happen where I know people's patterns now. I need to observe and see. Motherfuckers will just figure it out. I'm like, I'm not that guy.

So it's, and then I'm waste. I feel like I'm wasting time and I'm feeling almost stupid where I'm like, oh, I don't know. I feel like I should be able to figure this out by now. but I'll wait for like two cycles at least. I'm like, okay, I see your patterns now. But I don't know. Whatever. It's fun.

It's fun. I just, I love that stuff. Yeah, I'm not trying to shut on it. I totally get it though. It's not. Yeah,

I get it. Like it makes it. I don't know. I really quite, I don't really understand why I think it's so cool. I think self is fun, but I don't always like it's very, very fun,

but I all in the same instance, I just feel kind of like, I'm not doing anything. You know, like it's like, I like, I like, I like blitzing people more than I like patiently waiting and noticing the patterns and then going in to kill somebody. It just feels kind of like, it feels better for me to play it. It gives me a lot.

Yeah. The adrenaline and dopamine of, uh, I guess there's less dopamine in it. I don't feel much more rewarded by passing people up where like say if I flawlessly evaded everybody, it's like, cool. I'm more relieved than I felt like accomplished, opposed to. say like Leon, like say playing the game when you're doing with the BSA niggas and like, he's not

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Is he not? Not yet. I'm like, I'm putting together, I'm putting together the bomb. I'm putting together the bomb right now. I thought like when you're putting it together, you,

that's the middle of that part, the middle. Isn't there like, I got, I got the first, I got the first part of it. But I mean, but like your,

their equipment's laying around everywhere, though, so you at least know. Yeah, I know the BSA. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well,

I just, okay. All right. I could piece together. I figured like, you know, that's not, that's not too crazy.

Okay. All right. Fair enough. But yeah, just that part is really cool. It's so fun. It's so fucking fun. It's really, really cool. It is so, it is so fucking funny because of how just absurd it is.

I just, I love it. Oh, it's like, oh, okay. Technically, they're easier. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Leon is just, is a, is a one-man army and it's so funny. Like, just, it's too much. He got trained by Krauser or whatever his name. Krauser is a god, I guess. But then he also.

Literally, he was a god. And then he kills Krauser. Kills that. Kroozer. So I'm just like, he's, Leon's unstoppable. Yeah. Leon, we make,

we talk shit about Chris being a deity. Leon is absolutely comparable. Leon, absolutely comparable. Will, will whip Chris his ass. I don't think he'd like that. I don't think Chris is fast enough to catch Leon.

Maybe right now because of clearly how ridiculous. But also we played as, we played as Chris in five. And Chris is fighting in a fucking. transformer essentially. Wait a minute. I think there's an encounter at six where they actually scuffle a little bit. Yeah, it is. It's really stupid. No, no, no, no, no. They don't scuffle. They're, what you

call it? They're, uh, they're fighting. They're both fighting a hallway for the zombies. Oh, I swear I thought there was a little like thing where there's like, and there was like a stalemate. What am I thinking of? I've, no, is that? That might have been. Let me look. Let me look. Let me look. I'm going to look it up while we're, uh, because we, we, we, I think we've talked about Resident. For, for like, fucking 20, 30 minutes already. What was it?

They just put out the trailer for Harry Potter, the fucking, a new game? HBO show. Oh, HBO show. No, you're right. Derek, you're absolutely right. You are 100% right.

Okay, that's what I thought I remembered something like that happening. They put out the Harry Potter fucking trailer for HBO. Yeah. Who's black? I don't know. I'm skimming it to look for the black person. Wait, what do you? Are you, okay, I thought,

I wasn't sure what you guys were talking about. If you're talking about there's like a black character or you're talking about who's playing serious black? I didn't know what you bit. No, I think Snape is black. Oh, there's a black Snape. Yeah, you remember, you know, the only character in the entire show that gets canonically hung from a tree is black. Wild.

Severs didn't get hung from a tree. So they're not going to. So he's not going to get a hand, I'm assuming. Did you read? Did you read Clanny Potter? No, no. Clanny Potter. What the hell are you saying?

There's a scene where Look at them fighting, man. You're absolutely right. You're done a percent right. And it is a stalemate. You're right. I just feel like Leon should be. Oh yeah.

And there he goes. This is so Japanese code. I love it. That's so great. That was a great little cut scene. I love their action shit, man. So good. That era was fun.

That era was fun. Yeah. But, But it's absolutely not where they shine, but it was fun. It needed to die. That was, they would, they jumped the shark, as you would say. Dude, Jack, Jack's gameplay was, you were rushing zombies like a fucking lineman. I, like, dude, what are you doing?

I need to try that again because for some reason, I didn't like how he controlled when I first played it. He doesn't control well, because he moves too fast for the camera, like the game's camera sometimes. Yeah, there was something off about it where I just, I didn't like. I remember I didn't finish it. He was the only one I didn't finish. Leon's part is cool I really like especially the first part after

Yeah when everything just happened Yeah That is such a good fucking part dude It's essentially what happens in this game literally Yeah Yeah In this game it's toned down a lot Yeah

A lot tone down Similar But I would always recommend people Just at least playing Man the first few hours of a Leon's campaign If you want to really feel like A badass And you have those like little

I don't know Those little token like stamina things where you can just kick the piss out of zombies it's so it was fun I enjoyed and then like you can slide and shoot you can be he was just I feel like an actual when they get to that game again

in the remakes it's about to be a movie I think that game is gonna do that they're definitely doing five well here's the thing apparently they just announced they're gonna do fucking one the OG and it almost made me cry a little bit I'm sorry what do you say they are gonna do a one they're

They're doing Resident Evil 1 and not five. And it really, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I hurt you because it hurt me. One needs it more to be fair. It does, but you're right. You're absolutely right. There's, you're completely.

But one isn't the one. I don't care about one. I think the problem, I think the problem that's going to arise from that is that one isn't, it isn't like two. It's like the Halo C. remakes. It's like, C.E is awesome in its own

right. Yeah. But you guys are probably thinking it's going to be like Halo 2 and it's not. Or Halo 3, yeah. It's not. It's a very, very different. It's a very different thing. But they are.

They're going to do it. Look, I don't like this. They're going to add, look, they are going to add a lot to Resident Evil 1 because Resident Evil 1 is not big enough. Like, Resident Evil 1, what is that? Like, 4 hours? Dude, three was kind of fuck too, man. Yeah, but they, but yeah, but they know that, you know what I mean?

Now they know the three, like they have the context now that three is not, people don't like three. That's true. Okay. So like maybe. It's fine, but also it wasn't worth, I don't know. Resident. Three, to be fair. It should have been 40 bucks.

Even original original three. It was definitely not my favorite. Residential three was, absolutely, it was the one. I've actually never owned it. Nemesis. I never owned it. I played it at people's houses But I was like, yeah, I'm good

Yeah, nemesis was cool But like not even And seeing like Joe sucking Nemesis's dick And I was like, it's not the game I bought I did stars That's what he says They should be inclusive In his big

On the floor They should make So I saw Black Snape Oh Black Snape How's he looks Yeah He looks like he looks exactly Like you would expect really

Black person Do you think there's Let me see. It's at like... So the trailer came out today? Yeah, I have it. I'm going to link it to you guys. I'm waiting for the Twilight remake to happen.

I'm gonna fucking patiently waiting for that shit. They're gonna do that, you think? Yeah, they're doing a live action, so they might do an animated one. If they do animated twice, that shit could be cool. At least animated would actually make sense.

There we go. That'd be lit. Dude, animated everything is just better. Like, so... One minute. Unfortunately, as people don't take that seriously. It's so fucking stupid. It's retarded.

Old people need to die. Even Lily. One minute. One of those. way she is she doesn't she doesn't consider animation as important as live action is particularly you're upset at me what are you going to say chris i don't want to i don't want to go there yeah let's not let's pretend like we don't know that about lily because otherwise it's going to be impossible for me to i i can't respect that one minute and 41 seconds into this trailer is where

uh were black or uh blape niggerish bro niggerus snape i was waiting for that i was wondering who was going to say that one first Of course it was you. But yeah, one minute and 41 seconds in, he shows up. One minute 40. Ew. Does Harry Potter look like a fucking, ew. He looks like, he looks like a teenage lesbian.

He does. He's a teenage lesbian. I mean, bro, I didn't want to say it. He's a kid, dude. I didn't want to say it. I get it. He's like 10, bro. He looks, he looks like the kind of girls that play D&D in like the fucking game

stores. He does. He looks like a British child He looks like a British lesbian child Little lesbian, little lesbian, it's fine He totally

You guys are so mean, bro He's just shut the fuck Don't act like you don't see it motherfucker He looks like you He looks like you A minute what I forgot A minute, what? I forgot.

The lesbian distracted me. Oh, how it looks great. One minute, 41 seconds. 41. You have to play it from there because you know what I mean to say it really quick. It's a really quick.

Oh, yeah, there he was. I wonder if they're going to have the Jewish trolls. I'm excited. The Jewish, yeah, I am, definitely. I don't know. I can't pretend to be interested in this. I wonder if I don't. That nigga looks fucking

He looks A black person Yeah I can't pinpoint Like It looks like there's some like Oh Ron Some fucking Some fucking

Attitude in that shot Like some like This guy's a fucking He's gonna be like Comments are turned off Have you Have you met Bullups?

Derek do you know anything about Do you know anything about Harry Potter? Not much I don't know much about it Severus is a bit of an asshole I've I know enough, like about like, like, like, top lore, I would say over, you know what I mean, what I'm trying to say. So that makes sense.

But I wonder it, it's, there's not enough to go off of. I'm just being fucking uptoos, of course. But, uh, anyway. Yeah, that's what else? I can't wait. Who, who, what content creator should I look up to, for the grifters, um, to, to complain about this? Who do you think I should search for? Oh, well, so here's what's interesting.

Here's what's actually interesting about this. So, so this is a JK Rowling property. So is Black State going to overshadow transphobic, you know what I mean? I actually don't know. It's probably a marketing technique.

I feel like that's a marketing move. I agree. Well, what I'm saying is like, I don't know, like, I don't know if this will be something that like is defended. or if it'll be something that shit on because I just don't know what angle. It'll be interesting.

I'm actually like mega curious. I got it. I think I know what it is. It's going to be, oh, this has nothing to do with JK. This is just WB. This bastardization.

HBO. Yeah. They're absolutely going to separate it from her and still be like she's cool or whatever. Like what I, like what I look, I think Harry Potter is a universe that has become its own thing independent of her.

She created it very much more true, but it's independent. I hate this series also. I want you guys understand. I hate Harry Potter. And I think honestly making Severus Black is problematic in its own right, extremely. But I understand that this universe is no longer held and constrained by her anymore. It exists beyond her. And the people that choose, like there's a reason.

Think of it like a lot of queer people, a lot of people of the community love Harry Potter for a reason. yeah there's something to that you know i liked it i liked it a lot when it was uh the first two christopher columbus movies like actually straight up like i thought they were they were they were charming because it's very home alone coded like those first two movies because he directed home alone and so you can feel it's like oh this is this is like a charming kind of you know it's whimsical um like i'm too jamaican to like that franchise like if i like that franchise i'm betraying everything it's ever happened to my people you know what the thing about it like the thing about it early is that like I remember

specifically what was what was cool about it was like oh look this look at these kids having fun at school these kids doing interesting things at school I'm at school and it sucks it was an adventure it's a fucking but then it gets into the adolescent stuff and then it becomes like

twilight light you know or like not that exactly but like the movie becomes like it's very it gets very blue it gets very like dark tinged And it's like, it's not really, I don't know. I understand, but I dug it when it was like kind of the first two. I think those movies are still very good.

I'm also not, don't consider me a def I can defend this universe. I hate it though. I really, really hate this universe. I hate Harry Potter so much. Hate is kind of crazy. I like most you should be like indifferent. Yeah, I just don't. I just don't like Harry Potter.

Is it because you dated girls? with Deathly Hollow tattoos? No. I've definitely tried to. I definitely tried to. Definitely swallowed tattoos. That'd be fucking fire. But, but like, I just don't like it. I think everything about it is so, like, I feel like Harry Potter is the most ununique, you negate that they're telling you is ununique.

And it bothers me. It's like, he is something special. And it's like, where? Where is he something special? Everyone around him is cool, except for him, you know? Yeah. But I respect it for what. I don't know enough about it. It just doesn't. Yeah, it didn't pull me in as a kid.

I'm a kid that looks. It was racist and it was funny. That was funny. It was objectively racist. And I was like, that's nicely. I didn't see like, you know, because I was really, it came. I was probably in like in, I was in elementary school and all these books came out and shit, right? And I saw a bunch of kids reading it and stuff.

And I tried to get into what I saw the first movie. It just, it didn't. As somebody who was already baked into magic and more dark fantasy, this shit was so gay to me. Like it just did an appeal to me. It just did it. It completely missed. It was like anything that was like. I remember there was a show that was like kind of Power Rangers coded that came out called Mystic Knights of Ternanog.

And when I saw the show, this toys came out first. And I was like, this is going to be a fucking banger. Mystic Knights, that's my favorite thing. Like you get best best of both worlds. And it came out and these niggas were like holding their swords and tridents and just jizzing out of them. And I'm like, that is fucking you might as well have a wand. What the fuck are you? you doing? You have a sword and you're not even going to swing it? It was so gay to me.

And like it felt that's because that's basically how like the magic and Harry Potter is. They're just like zap, zap. And I'm like I don't. I like sorcerers and shit. And I like like, I like people like Lord of the Rings was way cooler. You know what I'm saying? Like that was fucking way cooler. You think a Lord of the Rings is cool and Harry Potter? Fucking. What do you need? I think Lord of the Rings is cooler Harry Potter. But like as a little kid, I feel like it's so grand that as a little kid, you're like, this just looks, because like Harry Potter's, Lord of Rings magic is so like, well, the thing, in a sense, it lights the fire of their will.

It, it, it, it cools the water of their mind. It lights the fire of their will. That's really good. Orocks represent a propulsion of culture, not only the world. You know, it's like, it's like, It's like that's cool. Yes. I'm just saying literally.

Like, I'm just saying dark fantasy. I've, I've been a fan of that since I was a little bitch-ass kid. And then magic outside of it has always seemed kind of lame to me. It, it fuels the fire. Like,

magic was always, magic was always lame to me because it was just like, because my first exposure to magic was fucking magicians. You know, so I'm just like, so even Gandalf, I was like, I'm supposed to believe you're wise.

Is this throwing cards at you and shit? Yeah. Like it's like, Is this? No, I don't care. The, but so like, I think, because Harry Potter was like, there's kids focused in, it's focused on kids, right? Yeah.

So, like, as a kid, it's like a little bit more like, okay, cool, I can see myself in this a little bit. Especially as like a little, little kid. Yeah, that's the, Lord of the Rings to me was just like, I'm not going to be involved in this. This is beyond me. This is like politics almost. This is like the C-SPAN.

I was in. I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot when I got older. I see. But as a kid, I don't know. I never liked kid adjacent stuff when I was a kid. I felt like before I knew the word cringe or whatever, that's what it felt like to me.

Like whenever they were trying to panter to children, I was self-aware and it pissed me off. Like, oh, with Power Rangers, we're going to, this stupid kid, Justin, he's on the team now. And I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Like, and so, yeah, like, oh, I could be a Power Ranger too. Like no. Yeah, no. Putting, putting kids in things that didn't have kids before,

that was always annoying. Yeah. And I guess that it wasn't like, Harry Potter wasn't contrived or anything, but it was just like, oh, it's, it's, you know,

you said like the, you can kind of identify with it where I was more like, I was looking upwards and, and more, I couldn't wait to be older. So I can do cooler. Well,

no, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I mean, I really just think those, those,

I'm sure they're solid. Like, if I watch them now, it's the actors. It's the act, Dude, it's like, you have that scene with fucking, what is it, Gary Oldman and Alan Rickman and they're, you know, they're outing. That scene, I still think of them outing the fucking rat.

What is it, the, Ron's rat? Yeah. Who was like a guy the whole time. Them acting around in that scene is like, fuck it. It's so good. It's like genuine, like cinematic. Let's be, let's be honest. The, those British actors are the ones that went on to be in Game of Thrones that are ones that, like, those are like, those are.

Those are. Thespians. You know what? true actors. I love that. So like it's so all of them everyone present even Daniel Radcliffe in his own right is a very talented actor. I like Gary fucking Gary oldman

Peter Patrick Gras. It's fucking insane. He loses his fucking mind. Nigel Tywin Landis is in that movie fucking Catlin Stark the guy that plays hold on like dude like that clearly clearly those are real actors.

I am not a big fan of that universe I cannot deny how good those movies are in their own rights. There's a few of them that are actually kind of bad. But I agree. But like those movies are pretty pretty decent movies. I think the universe is very magical and it's perfect for a young. Fucking John,

fucking John Lithgow is Dumbledore. Insane. And then this new one. What? Really? Yeah. John Lithgow. You just pulled me back in.

Farquod. You just pull me back in. Farquod. He's one of my favorite is my favorite actors. Some of you children may die. That's such a good lie. I think that unfortunately Harry Potter is like it's it's unfortunately really not black it's a thing it's like criminally not black at the point that like you it's really hard

like there's a reason why it's fan base looks the way it does and it doesn't like the way it doesn't you know like it's clearly it's clearly like why Dragon Ball fans look the way they do you know like it some things are geared towards others of people and clearly that was what cultures value what It's a British fucking, it's a British magician show. It's not, it's like, it's like Monty Python being black. It's like Monty Python's not. Yeah, right. Something's transfer over though, especially more modernized things.

They transfer. Nothing British, though. Nothing British. I know a lot of niggas that love Game of Thrones. I knew a lot of niggas that love Game of Thrones. Like a lot. Very modern. That's not British, brother.

It's very modern. It's very European. No, that's not what I'm saying. that's the Lord of the Rings and shit like that like that's different like RPG British is like that's just British is the default for RPG like it almost doesn't even qualify as British to me I it doesn't have I can see what you mean it isn't it isn't as inherently British as something about straight up British children it's not peep show it doesn't feel if it felt British coded in a way like the way was made I would like it infinitely

less because unfortunately most there's there's only a handful of shows coming out of like England that I actually really like a lot of it just has a I genuinely I generally can't name three not for me I can't name three really and if they are I don't Luther you ever see Luther

Luther you know why I like Luther you want to know what I like Luther but still but still I mean like it's why why would I love this great show sure but I'm just saying it is I like top I like top boys too yes Top boys.

They suck at each other off. What do you mean? They sell drugs and they suck they. That's what they do. I like top boys. Where are they called that? I like top boys. I like super.

I like super sell. Wait, don't go past that. Wait, don't go. What do we? That's funny. That Kevin Hart joke where it's like,

I was sucking dick back in. He's like, whoa, you can't rush past that. You can't rush past that. Well, what in 80s? So,

okay, so I like to, okay, the IT crowd is, is it's like American coded, but it's a British show. I can respect that. I really, I like that one. I didn't like the British office at all. No, I didn't like the British.

I don't love the American office. I'm not really, I like the office. I don't really, I don't really fuck with that awkward dry shit that much. It's not my favorite. I like the office. It's not my favorite. I think parts of the office are funny. Yes.

I think creed is hysterical. Every time I saw everything with creed, I fucking, I love creed. Yeah. But like most of the office doesn't like, I'll catch stuff like, oh, that was funny. That was like, I definitely didn't know. was funny. But yeah, but there's a lot of shows like that

that have that same vibe that it's never on my priorities to watch, you know, like I just like dumber shit like slapstick more stuff than this is more like awkward pans and awkward moments

and shit. The American office, the American office did get dumber as it went along. Oh yeah? Which I thought was actually to its benefit. Because like, like Creed alone is like the stupidest fucking sincere.

Like I remember sits down with Jimmy's like so Creed was like this random dude like I don't even know like he's just this older guy he played Mr. Frog's dad and smiling friends in that in that one like a weirdly emotional episode but he uh I just remember like these bits it's like hey Jim I want to set you up with my daughter and Jim's like I'm engaged to Pam

he's like I thought you were gay and it's like why would you set me up with your daughter and he's like I don't know and it's just dumb it's dumb shit and he's like it alludes to him having multiple identities he's possibly a murderer also like it's like it's it's fun it's cool but like most of the office is just like something happens and then one of the characters goes like yeah yeah that's awkward the camera pans in that's jim jim does the awkward face yeah but the freaking what you call it

like i i like the show but like it i i can admit it's not for everybody i i do like that there was a there was a show called it had like a little elements over the office and some of that dry humor but then it was also fucking stupid it was called a arena no 911. It was like super awkward in times like especially when they were briefing everybody before like they went out and did their beats or whatever. It was very office kind of centrally in that way. It was very,

but then like when they would go out and do their arrest or whatever, just the dumbest shit would happen. So I love that show, man. I love that clip of like, what was it the kids trying to do a jump off of the building where they did they set up a ramp on the edge of a building and like these bunch of kids with bicycles and they goes off and then they're.

in the kids to do it and then he falls and dies and then they run away. Dude, Reno and I haven't thought about it in a long time, but like, I remember That's good television, bro. I remember really like that show cracking me up because I was way too young to be watching it when it was on. And I found the,

what is it, the parental. I found, I knew, I figured out what the code was. Oh, interesting. Yeah, so I figured it out. And I would put it back on. Of course, yeah. You got to cover your tracks. Cover my bases.

That's interesting. Your parents actually tried to like, a parent. They tried to actually like. My grandma tried to. They did. They did. My mom. They tried. They gave, they gave a, I would say a baseline minimum effort, which was I think from their perspective, knowing them now, their perspective was probably like, we're going to put it up. If he figures his way around it, then we're doing a good job probably. Like, you know what I mean? It's like he's, then he's smart and that's fine. Like if he can, if he can, if he can, if he can. get away with it cool. Yeah. But they didn't, they weren't like, they weren't like obsessive about it. Like they wouldn't go out of their way

to buy me, Grand Theft Auto, but they wouldn't like, if I somehow got home with a copy of Grant Theft Auto and was playing it, they wouldn't be like, get that out of your machine.

They'd be like, oh, well, he got it. Yeah. Unless like, uh, he must be really want it. That's crazy.

You know, he must really be a fan of this stuff. Well, they do that for like drugs if they caught you like smoke and crack. And they're like, you know, you know,

I mean, he must really, he must. I actually don't know because it was like so, I, I was so like not, I was very straight edge until maybe like 22. 20. I was like 20 when I stopped. Like it wasn't like purposefully or just, it just happened. Like you're not like morally. You were straight edge until we were older, dude.

You were straight to like 20, like 21, 22. No, it was. Well, it's what I said. I was 20. I remember it was 20. I remember you didn't drink. You, I remember you and Jalen didn't drink and a pot. were me and like every like we were burnouts

younger you guys and then lady and red eyes and jalen and jalen and chris and all everybody was like that's growth at me when you're fucking you're all wet eyes are ready you're like you want to hit this kid is you guys look like fucking sponge bob closeups no that's exactly why i didn't want to do it is because like it wasn't like a moral thing it wasn't like uh it wasn't like oh i'm trying to you know be godly or whatever it was more like everybody that i knew who drank and smoke were really

fucking annoying about it and then we would always have to fix they like i remember we like there was we would go to these camp out uh parties with a friend of ours i'm not going to say her name uh but she would have these like camp out parties in her front yard or whatever we lived in the stick so like she had a lot of property or whatever and they would all drink and then we would have to end up fixing everything because like someone would get lost in the fucking woods that is that is that like someone would throw up all over someone else and then like and like that was the exposure that I would I was getting so I was like I don't want to be this person I don't want to be fucking this where I'm like getting lost in the woods and sending dude we had a girl get lost in the

fucking woods in the middle of a party and we're just like well now the the vibes fucked because now we got to find this girl because she could be fucking eaten or fall down a crick or some shit. And it turns out she crawled in the back of her car and just fell asleep in the dark. Cool. Not all the time. Not like upstate New York, baby. And so.

Back home, baby. So I just had no interest in alcohol or any of that because it's just like it bothered me. It just bothered me like how I saw people acting with it. And then when I started to when I was 20, I was the youngest. So everybody was like turning 21 and so they were going on partying. It was like, okay, I guess I should probably figure out how much I can hand. of this, you know, and I started, but it wasn't like a moral thing.

Yeah, you guys, you were, you were definitely better off than a lot of us where we were like, let's go fucking get shit-faced. Let's go get shit-faced and like holler at girls and not get pussy. This is fucking awesome. Yeah. And then I remember because I remember about the time I came out here, I was already towards the end of doing stuff like that. I was like, I don't really

smoke or drink or do anything like that anymore. And that's when you guys all started doing that. And I was like, man, I'm just late to the fucking party. Yeah, because we have income and freedom now. No, I was smart. I mean, like, why the fuck? Like, I don't know.

I'm not going to get beat up by my fucking grandma. Like, come home a little bit tipsy, you know? No, I get it. It's, it's actually smart. But I actually don't think my parents would have. Like, unless it, if it was crack, they probably would have reprimanded me pretty severely. It's so funny.

I don't think. I found out that Chris was a secret crack head back in the day. That would have been awesome. Dude, you being a crackhead is peak. That is peak fucking design right there. It's like, who's that one fucking, is it Hunter Biden? Is it Hunter? Yeah, Hunter.

Hunter is the bit of a thing. It's just funny when you see like Lamar Odom, these people who have all this money and you're still doing, you're doing, you're doing, get your weight up, bro. What do you mean? Get your, you have access to the best shit. You're doing, you're a crackhead. You're a crack head in this period of time. What is wrong with you?

It's amazing. You're a bum. It makes me think, I was like, man, do I need to try crack? Like, if there's some rich people that are like, hmm, you know, I'm going to do that. It clearly feels good. It has to feel good using crack. And what is it? Isn't crack just like with bacon soda, like cocaine with bacon soda or something?

It's like cocaine or bacon soda and ether. An ether, yeah. Oh, okay. I don't. What the fuck is ether? It's a drug that's used to cut other drugs. Ether sounds fake to me. I know exactly what you mean.

because like sound i can't picture ether either i've never actually i know ether from i know ether from r p too i do i know it i know it from fucking destiny because i know like i think i think the fallen ether or something it gives you your fucking it gives you your uh what you go gives you back all your magical points yes it does your fucking ether yeah i just had some ether and i think uh yeah yeah and uh i was playing legend of dragoon again and that game is fucking fun it's so good i love that game and I just, I'm just sad because I just keep thinking, we could, we could have had a remake, we could have. Do you think that they passed up on Legend of Dragoon because the term

Goon now means something else? I do feel like, I've always felt like Dragoon just sounds stupid as fuck. I'm be honest. Because like, even when Goon meant what it meant before, it's still like, Dragoon. What made Legend of Drakoons? Okay. All right, let's move on.

Sora's dead. Sora died. Sora, Rips, Sora, man, fucking Kingdom Harts is gone forever. That's right.

Sor, you're fucking dead. You know, my A-I. Stop rubbing my clit, Sora, I'm going to come. Sora,

no. And he's clit. Oh. Oh, that's cool. That's how I come. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. You are. It's a stupid. He's bending at his back. He's hunching over. Go!

Go! That's, he's like dry heaving almost. That's a good one. Sora, please, no more. I'm fucking MERS. He's fucking sucked him to completions three times in a row.

He suck him to death twice at least. He came back. Sora, my refractory period, please. Give me a chance. Goofy saying. my refractory

period so listen I need I need a moment oh Sora no and he's fucking going still

he goes still Oh we're talking of course We're talking about the AI Sora AI The thing that was making all those fake videos

Yeah It's officially dead Dead Who opened I thought it was the future Source or something who owned that shit? I don't know. Fucking SORA maybe.

Let me see. Literally Kingdom Hearts. Kingdom Hearts owned Sora. So yeah. Who owns Sora AI? Let me let AI answer this. It's gone. Yeah.

Open AI developed. Yeah. Oh, it's open AI. Yeah. Okay. So Sam Altman, that guy. Yeah. Fucking cunt.

All right, cool. So that shit's done. I'm actually surprised, but. I'm surprised, but then I guess I'm also not. Because the videos that people were creating, it was kind of a flash in the pan. And I feel like, all right, I've seen enough doorbell,

like ring cam footage of dogs exploding for a lifetime. So the fuck else you got to make with that shit. The dog's getting mowed down. That show was, I will say there was, I did see a handful of Indian street food ones. that I actually was like these are fantastic.

Which one of you guys is the one that sent the video of that guy shitting a river? That was me. That was like an entire page, wasn't it? Yeah, there was an entire page dedicated to AI videos of just people shitting met

like I don't even know like hundreds of gallons in like moments. It was just like, it was so gross. It's so gross, but it's so, it's so, it's registered to be as gross because it's obviously fake but like it's just so silly the guy i don't know man in his own shit at a point i thought it was funny i mean it's still funny it was until i saw the account and i was like oh there's like some fadish shit that kind of weirded me out

that's true yeah it was unfortunate the it's fucking ridiculous i don't know i'm glad it's i'm not surprised it died this quickly right i thought it would have had uh you know it was the future of uh you know content i remember people saying so it makes it so funny it's it's so funny is like what makes me laugh about it is the fact that like Disney was going to go in with them. Yeah, they invested like a million or something. Like a billy, dude. Oh, it was it a billion?

They probably lost that. That actually makes sense because a million is like nothing. Yeah, they probably lost that money. But it's yeah, I mean, they're struggling. Disney's struggling.

They've been struggling for, not struggle. Struggling relative to Disney because of the fact they haven't had a hit in a while. They haven't had like a fucking bomb in a minute for Disney. Yeah, I don't. I, I don't, they have,

they own so much stuff that like, I just can't even, it's hard for me to like quantify. It's like HBO and shit and like Warner Brothers. I'm like, they own so much shit. I'm like, are they really like,

yeah, maybe to the investors, maybe they're like pissed off or something. Like, hey, we haven't made fucking 30% more than last year or some shit. I don't know. But other than that,

I'm like, fuck you. They're fine. You know what I mean? But I'm, I'm happy. I hope there's a trend. I hope that,

because the music ones to me it was always way more of a problem like Suno and there's another one that has a similar name that one seems to be much more because like the AI stuff, the video stuff, I didn't even come across it that often. You kind of had to

I feel like I had to scroll a lot to even see any of that shit versus dude I've gone on fucking Spotify they have like a DJ thing that sometimes I like I want to see what the fuck it shows me. And I was like, show me new metalcore bands.

And the first thing it showed me was an obvious fucking Suno AI band. I was so fucking mad. I was like, what the, I was like, are you kidding me? And that band had like 200,000 like 200,000 like listeners per month on average and it was getting all these views. And I'm like, I fucking hate people that you like,

you can hear there, there's a, you know, it's just like when you see footage of something, you can tell it's fake. There's a certain slop to how these generate its music these songs are, especially when it comes to metal, it just can't do it very well. And people don't care. They're like, this is great.

I love piss. I love bad music. It makes my dick hard. I love it. Yeah, to be fair, I have heard some like somebody made, I saw this African gentleman who's getting a bad. And the only reason I didn't feel bad because I'm like, you're probably so poor. You deserve this money.

That like, you're African and poor. You need. Like, so he was like, he made a gospel song out of nothing. You know, he generated it. And like gospel is pretty easy to emulate because there isn't a bunch of like crazy distortion, the guitars or whatever. And it sounded like a real thing to me. And I was like, that's fucked up.

But I was also like for that guy, I'm like, you know, you've been getting the short end of the steak most of your life. Go ahead and get your. back. Like just you, I'm okay. But like, you know, somebody over here, you know, I'm not even trying to justify it. I'm just saying, I just, I can't be mad at the African man. Like, even when African people scam, I'm like, I can't be mad. You have commodity towards him, bro. You see your ancestral traits and you're like, you know what? It's all I'm all right with you doing this. I just see what people have done to their countries fucking over the decades, you know, it's siphate every fucking resource. We don't talk about what the Dutch did to them. Interesting.

We talk about what Hitler did, but not what St. Francis John did. yeah we're not interesting what the fuck Draco Malfoy interesting we don't bring that up yeah well don't worry about your speed don't worry about that

5 million 10 million but this is more important shut up what were you saying Chris dude look at this screenshot of Draco Malfoy from the new

the new Harry Potter is this a fucking art vark I don't even know who that is that name I'm not the name he's like the main he's like the main

he's the main antagonist He's the main. Oh, he was the blonde kid. Yeah, he's the bull. I didn't even know that was his name. That's crazy. I didn't know that. That's crazy.

I agree. That is, I'm sure I've heard people say that name a lot, but I just didn't associate it with the, I knew the blonde kid was the antagonist. I knew that. Um, he looks gay too.

What's going on? He looks gay. What's happening? Like the way that his hair's done up and then the soft feature, he looks like a fucking girl. He's like a small lesbian, too. What's happening? He looks like a little lesbian of Asian descent himself.

That's awesome. I was going to say he looks like, I don't know, man. All these people look fake. Some people, I'm actually, someone's wiser, Asian. I was actually looking at the comments and the hate is very minimal, actually. That's very shocking. For Twitter, it's shocking to me. Well, I see a lot of hate for it.

Oh, okay. At least on this post, I haven't. I was expecting to see people be like, but it was kind of tames. Just slurs. Just straight up slurs. Why is death metal trending? What the hell is going on? Snape is training, obviously. Charlie Cox.

Oh, yeah, what else is he starring in? He's starring in something. Oh, Daredevil came out. Oh, now it's finally out. Apparently it's good, good. And I'm like, damn, dude, I have to watch this. I like the last season. I like the last season.

I like the last season. It was, I want to see him become evil. That's all that when I'm like, dude, go Shadowland. Like become a bad guy I just want to see him Luke Cage and Jessica Jones Have a threesome That's all like

What are we waiting for? I want to see Daredevil Hear Luke Cage's dick when he takes it out Like not even see it's here And he'd be like Yo that's crazy That's crazy He turns

Wow That's really impressive That's really impressive This is so fucking That's really He says that's really impressive It's crazy It's really impressive

Out his mouth, he says that. That's impressive, Luke. Charlie Cox says John Bernthal will not return his Punisher and Daredevil Born again season two. He was gallivanting with Spider-Man the entire time. Oh, stupid. How are they, I still don't understand how they're going to justify whatever. Well, it's fine.

I mean, we'll find the comics. Think of the comics, you know? Sure. But like, I am curious how he's finally just going to make an appearance out of nowhere. This late in the game, Frank has just been nowhere. Yeah, he's just, he's just, He's just, well, think, Peter hasn't been, Peter hasn't really been in New York that much either, you know? I guess in all fairness.

I don't know. Space and fucking Europe. Yeah. Oh, right, right, right. Everything must be boring after being on Titan and shit. Like, yeah, his perspective is fuck. Life sucks. Absolutely.

Like, dude, I fucking was in space. I was on other planets. He was an adventure. He was a fucking adventure. He's got to pretend. He's got to pretend as if like, uh, he's got to pretend as if anything is impressive to him. That's true. You know, like, that's got to be.

he's only like what like 20 fucking something like early 20s he's young he's young in this universe for sure yeah if you're spider man damn yeah you're fucking on antidepressants but you're like everything yeah like i said this before me thought i was crazy i was like i said this before people were like that's crazy it's like all of them would probably have some sort of really bad anxiety disorder because of how often they're throwing themselves into death situations that they sometimes see their friends dying yeah like that's that would fucking anybody up. Imagine being Spider-Man and you're having all these people

conspiring against you. Like, you know, like Sinus 6 type shit. Like you're like, come on. Like, dude. Come on. I imagine being Spider-Man. Imagine being Spider-Man, right? And then you know that like, oh, I put this fucking suit on this random planet. And now it might actively be

running around eating people. And that's just my fault straight up. Yeah, I would like, that'll fuck with your mind. I would just, uh, I would just, I would go to another planet, to be honest. Yeah. Like, I would just be like, I'm fucking out of here, dude. Just go to, go to fucking, go to fucking crepe planet and hang out there with those blue

niggas. Get you some blue pussy. Get some blue. That's what I'm saying, dude. Some blue or green pussy. Get some cree pussy. That'd be sick. Exactly, doc. I'm not, I'm not staying here. I'm like, if I had powers, I'm getting different kinds of pussy, bro. Mm. Consensually, of course. But like, you know, I would like, I would like to venture out. Yeah. No one assumed. I'm just covering my bases, you know I'm just covering my bases. Yeah, I get it. It's smart.

Anyway, on that note, we're going to start off. We're going to get into questions. On that note, we're finally going to get into questions. Yeah, hour and a half, man, that's crazy. I know. Jesus Christ, we're trying to get into questions here. Remember, you can leave your questions over at a Patreon. com slash a snark tank.

You know where to find. Come on. What are you stupid? What are you illiterate? Parker, get me pictures of your aunt or you're fired, Rodin. Nice. Crazy. Nice.

You got Marissa. May as you're on, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, not, not old. No. If I was he John Jameson, I wouldn't, I would have only hired him on that basis. Look, man, I ain't going on front. I ain't gone front, man. He picks us over feet. Mr. Tom A, Mr. Tom A, Mr. Tomé, Parker, I need, I need a ring camera in your aunt's bathroom now. That's crazy. I'm not, I'm not a big fan of, of the Caucasian women, but you're fired. I can't, you don't do that. She's keeping it pushing, bro. She's keeping I know your spider. I know your Spider-Man. I know you're Spider- No. He's like, I will tell, I will tell, I will tell everybody, I will tell everybody your, I will tell everybody your mind of her man.

Put the rig camera at your own's bathroom. Right now. That's crazy. Right now. Go home now. She's dead now. She's dead now. It's 10 a.m. It's 10 a. Go home. It's a day and to it right now. He's fucking rabid. He's fucking barely a person anymore. Give me, give me the code. Give me the login. This is going to be 20 minutes. There's going to be 20 minutes. It's going to be 20 minutes of the new movie. It's going to be this whole, this whole fucking secrets. She's dead, though. It doesn't matter. He doesn't matter.

He doesn't know that. That's what she fires him. Yeah, he doesn't know. You're fired. You're fired. I need it. I need it for you. Find a way to resurrect.

You kill your hot aunt. You're fired. You go back to Dr. Strange. You get a little. You wait. I'll take you to him. He knows doctors. He knows about Dr.

He knows everything happened. He knows exactly what happened. I know you fucked up the timeline. He knows everything, but he reports just bullshit. He's like, he doesn't even talk about any of that shit. He's like actually aware of how insane the universe is and he refuses to really take apart in it. He's like, I don't fucking. I only care about your aunt's pussy.

I don't go fuck about anything else. I don't have family members. I don't have relatives. I don't have fucking morals. There's nothing. There's nothing here. that's fucking crazy all he cares about is his dick

in his hand looking at Peter Parker's aunt that's all he cares about it's a good life that's why he's always behind that desk yeah right Parker he doesn't have any fucking pants on anyway

Jesus Christ he doesn't have any pants on this crazy butt ass naked that's fucking awesome though no no he has a shirt the tie he has a belt no pants Sox and shoes.

Oh, yeah. Robbie is like, just the pants, just missing the, the trousers and the box. He's got a belt. He's got a belt and like locking his shirt in. And off the belt,

there are pockets hanging off the belt. He has pockets on the belt. He has pockets hanging off the belt. He's efficient. I mean, his phone away. He's got enough. He has enough to carry his wallet

and everything so it makes sense I respect Wallet Key's phone you know the trifecta I would have mind if we were able to walk Donald Duck it like in society like if in the future it became acceptable that's the world I want to live in anyway

the world is everlastingly changing you know I'm going to read the question now hey fellas in episode 399 Derek was talking about how credit scores are dumb and gay and smelly and Indian and how we don't have them in Europe I'm just reading Indian.

I'm just reading. I'm just reading. And how we don't have them in Europe. Well, I'm not sure about Europe proper, but I'm from Scotland. And I just recently got denied for a mortgage

because I changed my over to a different bank six years ago. No other negatives on my credit report whatsoever. Just one time that my bank fucked up when closing my account that I didn't even know about until now. I love how efficient the capitalist free market is.

At least now I can stay homeless and keep listening to the, the pop. That is fucking absurd, man. Isn't that cool? It's a very cool system that we've got. It's a very cool system we've got. I don't care about other people, but yeah. You said in Scotland, you said? Mm-hmm. Jesus Christ.

The fuck's going on in there. We got to, we got to go, we're going to have to go liberate Scotland. We're going to have to invade. We, you, us, us three are going to have to go freak Scotland. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll figure it out. I saw something. I saw something. I didn't verify it. But like, did they raise the, the, the military? military service from 30, what was it, 35 to 42. 42. 42.

Interesting. Sick, man. It's very cool. Send Barron. So Barron should be available then ago, right? I mean, Barrett, no matter what, he's been available. What is he like, 22? He's 20 right now.

He's 20 right now. 20, yeah. So your son's going, right? I'm pretty sure he's too tall to fit in the planes, though. And you're like fucking like 9, 8 or something? Yeah, he's like 9.8. The image of him being like nine feet tall is so stupid. He's getting bigger and bigger.

He is that tall though. Like he looks, he is a, he's a telephone pole, dude. He's a fucking grendel. Yeah, he's a fucking menace too,

man. His, this is all legend, but his, his babysitter came out and was saying crazy shit about him. He's a little monster. He would just walk past me bust right in my face. I don't know what the fuck he was all.

No prep, no nothing. He would just walk past me, fat load to the back of my head. Concussive almost. Yeah. Yeah. He's got it.

All right. Let's see. Divorced over Gadeoactive on repeat wrote in. That would be wild. Like I can't, I can't, this can't work anymore. I'm about to get active.

That would be so fucking nuts. Lo and law. Where we had that guy? Oh, sorry, go ahead. Just read it. I only started because he was singing and I wanted to stop. Oh, no. Please go. I don't want to. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Big Black Beautiful Boys and Chris, I have a really dumb question for you to debate. Would Wolverine be more terrifying if he was the size of Juggernaut? I think we'd almost be too slow to hit anyone. They're not slow like that. Like, it's in that universe, someone like Juggernaut can move a couple hundred miles per hour. You know, like there's no way that's true. It is literally true. They have super speeds. I think Juggernaut can reach that amount just because. of his velocity because of his unstoppable nature.

He has infinite inertia. I think he can do that, but he can't like, oh, full burst, like just, you know, it's going to take a while for him to reach that speed. Versus, I wonder about Wolverine, though, because if there was that much of animantium and him being that large, would that have an effect on him? Because there's plenty of people that are like, Hulk, Hulk is really fast. Hulk is really fat. But Hulk is in the way that like say

I would say like if he still has that muscle. Look at like a football player that's fucking like almost seven foot tall. And they're ungodly because you're even though you weigh like 260 pounds, your muscles and you're like are you just have explosiveness in a way that, you know, a fucking skinny bitch can never. In the same way we're like Wolverine. Wolverine is fucking fast as shit.

So he definitely is. But I'm just wondering if, if much more, because it's not just his skeleton growing, right? It's his whole body. Much more metal. Would that be like, because to me that would be the only thing that would make me think that metal isn't a big deal when you have not normal muscles. Yeah, when you're when you're as strong as a Wolverine.

Like Ben Grimmons shit are like those niggas are fucking like we think they're not fast because they're so big. And the comics, those niggas are quick. like catching cars and stuff like that like that's insane yeah I'm trying to think of like it makes them easier to track with your eyes technically because like someone like Spider-Man who can run over 100 miles per hour

he's like a relatively small guy so you can't quite see him moving around you know yeah it totally just depends on like I know a lot of times for the for the effect in the movies to make something feel bigger they'll slow movements down like the bigger it is kind of like a giant man

because like a giant man should have no problem moving at a regular human pace because the way that he controls his own muscles and body, it would not slow him down. It's just more of like it's like an effect. So realistically like say a plane traveling next to you, even though a plane's large is not going to look fucking slower. That's stupid. You know,

it's so like if it's fast, it's fast. I just can't get past the having that much more metal. I guess you would be in theories if he was always. that big he would he would compensate he would be able to handle it the way he is at how small he is now that's hard though that's a hard one because

I feel like a smart person could probably have a better take on that and be like oh the anime man team would be so dense that at that height and and and and and or that mass would probably be he can't be that fast I don't know well the thing is that you can't you can't have this this is already

incorrect science sure but it's like someone like giant man can't exist our body can't be that big and have that much mass we'd collapse on ourselves because our bones are still made out of shit that can only support so much weight naturally. His bones would break on themselves. I would imagine it would be like what would you say

it would have to be something it couldn't be an instantaneous growth right? Because then you would probably collapse because you're not used to it. Even in general is that's too much mass on things that are built the way they are. Well I mean like if you were if you were naturally that big you would be you would adapt to our gravity. No you wouldn't. You're

What your body is made of the pieces of your body If they're still made of the same stuff You know there's like sea creatures at the bottom That can live in the bottom of the ocean we can't Yes, but yes that is true But that is a different thing They're not they're not being applied to our gravity Above the surface they're underwater

No the pressure is different They are they've evolved to adapt to that To live there and we have yes In the same way if you were a big motherfucker You don't think that your body would be able to figure out a way to exist at like as big as large as a building you don't think so no no i couldn't disagree with you physically cannot exist at that size i couldn't like humans cannot humans cannot because we're would you be considered a human if you were that fucking big yes eric this is like this is like not

not even to sound like i'm trying to be smart anybody no what it sounds like you're trying to apply what we're made of right now and then just grow us yes but that's not how it would work though you we would somebody would be infinitely more debts to be able to withstand that. Yeah. To be that large in the first place. If you're made of bones, like I'm made of bones.

Right. But that wouldn't happen. So it's kind of like a moot argument. Well, yeah, that's what I was referring to. Right. So that wouldn't happen. So we wouldn't even, it's kind of like, what are we even talking about? Well, then that wouldn't happen. Nick, we're talking about niggas with metal skeletons.

So that's what I'm saying. But no, but that's what I'm saying. Like if if if Wolverine was always large, maybe then he would always be able to compensate for like, oh, the extra animantium that if it was put in his body or something like that at that size versus if he just grew right now, he might collapse in on himself or something. That's basically the thing that I was kind of saying that also he heals. Like I don't know. Like everything everything about that nigga doesn't make sense enough for me to be like, well, I just think that it'd be like. Of course, none of it makes sense. Yeah.

He feels. he does heal which is the thing of how he was able to survive why would he stay small and generally he heals why would he be a freaking man like and he's supposed to have perfect genetic code he would be a big tall strapping nigga he'd be a perfect size human being I think he could easily he could get that

what do you call the the surgery that like breaks his shit this is become seven feet tall you'd have to remove the adamantia break his legs then put the adamantia back on his healed the lengthened legs. I think his legs heal too fast for them to grow even, probably.

I don't know. I feel like maybe it's so stupid. The idea of him, you just, him healing, he should have, but he could survive

with metal all over his bones. It's so fucking dumb. I mean, he gets, he dies from it. Eventually, I just feel like, Adamtium kills you because you're fucking,

you shouldn't have metal in your body. That's crazy. That's crazy. A foreign metal is in your body. I love it. But, I mean, you know,

it's, there's, there's, There's witches and magic and God, so whatever. You know what I'm saying? There's everything in fucking Marvel. Yeah, there's literally a black president in that universe. Like everything, nothing makes sense.

After that, I was like, it's too, I ripped up my comic when I saw. I was like, this is too much. This is too fucking much. I'm not, I'm not reading this bullshit anymore. I mean, I can, I believe the chaos dimension, but this fucking, get the fuck out of here. You guys have no respect from me clearly. The cockering of fat, of fat hazard wrote and he says, guys, I hate to bring this back up, But I don't think...

What? I didn't read this before I started. Guys, I hate to bring this back up, but I don't think sweetie jacking off while walking down a public sidewalk should be something we all just collectively ignored. It wasn't public. It was not public.

That is public property, ain't it? It was, it was, it was, it was a public... Like, it was on the streets that the city... It wasn't. It wasn't residential. Let's just say Let's just say he Kixit was joking.

Yeah. It was like, there you go. It was definitely some Minecraft shit, right? Or maybe not because that still sounds bad. That sounds worse. It kind of does. If you're joking off on your server in Minecraft,

I think that's the best it could be. Yeah, I guess so. Because you're alone in your server. You got your own server. That's crazy starting a server, like opening up a server just to, Jack, check off on Mike

on Mike in Minecraft. Out of the amount of people that play Minecraft, this had to have happened at least once. Don't tell me that. Don't tell me that. At least somebody created a server and just like, oh, finally. Please beat off. Please stop. Please stop.

Hey, if they're by the cell, I know, I know. But yeah, Kingston, you did some cool shit back in the day. On Minecraft. Yeah. I, uh, I'm envious. It is fucking crazy. Just the worst comment to add to that is crazy You just said the worst thing for no reason

You didn't even need to say that I envy I long to be like him I wish I had the skill and focus and discipline Oh so here's something I don't know anything about this I don't even there's abbreviations in this that I don't know what what they mean But the subject is fascinating to me Benghis wrote in he says question for Derek this is for you

because I don't know what any of this means what's coming up up well he says how do you feel about Alex from S.F. Marrying My God piping his cousin I didn't think anyone would bring this up

as a baby so okay so SF okay so that's Street Fighter I know this So Street Fighter 6 they just dropped Alex right Everybody was like fuck yeah Alex you know that he's cool

like we like him You know, we got this fucking grappling nigger from New York. And then, so I don't know, there's two ways to look at this. Either self-sabotage because people were hyped and fucking, there was the concurrent players in Street Fighter 6, it like broke some records. It was like, people came back and were excited. I mean, I even came back because I was watching Capcom Cup and stuff. And then so then you play his story.

and he just marries his second cousin and his step sister because she's the same person. They basically, and it's like, excuse me? Dude, for no reason. For no reason they did that. Like, I just, I don't understand. Like, why, dude, why does Japan do stuff like this? We're all speculating. Why?

It just doesn't, it doesn't make sense. It feels like so, so some of the people came out and said, well, like, marrying your second cousin. in Japan. And like it's not, it's not a big deal. We're like, Nick is from Brooklyn. But they're like the first,

yeah, like, first of all, he's like, he's not Japanese. It's, you had to have known a large part of portion

of your player base actually is from outside of the Asian market. It just, nothing makes sense. Somebody was saying, and there's a guy named, top hat gaming man who had an interesting take on it, where he said,

maybe, because in the wrestling world, they will, so Alex is now heel. He's a bad guy. So he's turned heel in the wrestling in a wrestling terms. And to make him go full blown heel, let's give him this story that's clearly going to piss people off. And so maybe that's what they were going for because it worked.

A lot of people are like, why did you do that? Like you just made him suck. So that's the best thing I've heard so far. I feel like they didn't even, it's not even healed. They just made him a fucking weirdo. Well, that is. He's not even like bad. He's just weird now. He's kind of cool. He's very cool. He's kind of all. Chris is like, I don't know. I think he's awesome. I don't know. He's from New York. I don't really care. That's all that matters. He's like New York rep. You mess with one of us. You mess with all. This fucking action is so funny in this shit too. Like he's like, I don't know, man. He plays so cool. I hate to say it. He looks so awesome to play. It's prowler mode where it gets low and I'm like that looks fucking awesome. Well, he's going to have to get low, isn't he?

He's good, man, but they just like this is a very weird thing for no fucking reason. I found out this this weekend and I was like, excuse me. Yeah. They did what? It is, I don't know. It feels like I would say self-sabotage almost. I feel like sometimes if you want something to. not be as big as because he got a reception in a way that I feel like a lot of other characters

didn't and maybe it possibly annoyed some of them and they're like oh let's just throw dirt on them yeah because when when other characters came out they did not have there was not this resurgence of people coming back to uh street fighter six as if now like there was like a weird collective like oh fuck yeah Alex he was cool like Alex man yeah i don't i don't know why i don't particularly like Alex that much but he was really really never i mean he felt very very shoehorned like Street Fighter 3 to me like I was like this with this fake ass fucking guile like when I when when he I heard that he was kind of like a a throwaway character he was like a French version of guile before or something oh Alex I heard that like

there was a concept that's the other dude oh maybe a concept I that's what I heard but it was so long ago what I'm thinking of I'm not thinking of anything current this is something like when I was a kid I heard so I could be 1,000% wrong the French guy the French guy the French is the dude. He's the one that has like he has blonde blonde hair. He's like really thin and he literally does have like sonic booms like guy or sort of. Oh maybe I'm thinking of something different. I was supposed to be the next main character. Yeah, he was the the face for sure. But what did I hear?

Because I'm thinking of something that is ancient and I could be because they copied. They copied freaking what you go. They were copying Tekken because obviously Tekken. They were like, all right, the main character was obviously Kizuja. And then they were like, all right, well, the main character now is Jin. And that worked in Tekken. Yeah. It never worked for Chief Fighter because they pushed people.

Now the main character is, what's his name? Luke. All right. We got another question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get some questions. Back after I died. Yeah, we're back.

We're back. We're back. We're back, in fact. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby.

I'm about to come. I'm coming. I'm there. I'm almost there. I can't. I'm approaching climax. I'm fin of fat loads to shoot straight through my

penis hole. You would be a penis hole You say that My urethra I'm blumbing I'm blumbing oh god I'm blumbing All right this is a big ride in I don't know if it's going to be worth it

But this looked This looks like a lot of effort went into writing this All right So I'm going to read it and I don't know It's up to this guy to make sure it lands Probably some yelly shit All right let's go

We'll see Yoie. He says every time Chris says, yeah, no, Obama drone strikes and then it cuts off. Nice. Hello, snark boys. On a recent episode, a ride and explored the idea of using humor to get out of an awkward situation. I had the exact opposite thing happen. I'm a fairly funny person, which is, you know, it's not exactly the...

Okay. I'm a fairly funny person and often use humor to diffuse a situation. But in 2023, my humor caused a neighbor to attempt to fight. me. It was a warm April day. Look at this. It was a warm April day in Southern California. So I hooked up my garden hose to a

splash pad. So my two-year-old Jesus Christ, this guy has a son. My name. That's crazy. That was so out of pocket for like no no. No, no. I'm just. I'm sorry. It's not. I was just like rude for no reason. I didn't mean it to be rude. It's just like

it's just everything about it's just here's what it is. It's like you have a garden hose, which means you have a house. So you're like, you know what I mean? It always blows my mind with like relatively successful. People go right into the show.

Regular person with a family is listening to the show. Yeah, because I think about my dad listening to something like this while raising me. And it just, it, it sends me. Gotcha. Anyway,

so it was a warm day in April, Southern California. So I hooked up my garden hose to a splash pad. So my two year old's, so my two year old, my neighbor's 10 year old. and the girl across the street aged eight. So might.

Four, I think you meant. You're writing a big thing. You got to work on the pros, man. At one point, my son says, Daddy, I'm cold. And I pulled and pulled his swimsuit to the ground. The eight-year-old girl across the street says, what's that dangling thing between his legs?

Her mom is from Japan and kind of laughed. Kind of laughed. I quickly get up and pull my kids' shorts back up. However, he did this two more times. I didn't think much of it because he's a two-year-old. That girl's dad comes out of the house, and me and the other parents were laughing about the situation. I tell him, my son gave your daughter an accidental anatomy lesson.

Little did I know this would piss him off. The next day he called me out on it and tried to fight me. My neighbor and I defused the situation. He tells me never to speak to me or my family again. If I see you on my side of the street, I'm kicking your ass. I try to explain to him that he's a two-year-old and these things just happen. This is when he pulls one of my favorite quotes of all time. I don't know how you white people do it, but if my child didn't listen to me,

I'd beat his ass and make him listen. This is a black man, by the way. There's no way in hell I'm beating my two-year-old's ass for pulling his pants down in his front yard. The week of Christmas, my wife spoke to his wife. and when he found out he tried to kick my ass on New Year's Day in front of my now five year old if it weren't for Sweeney already turning me racist

so that's the punchline this neighbor would have done it love the show thanks for the hours of entertainment brother yeah I mean not the best thing to say I guess but like it's kind of crazy I'm curious to why he's so upset it almost

a two year old it's not like a 40 year I guess I'm like Why something doesn't track To be upset about a two year old pants Like you see kids you see kids that age Like running around like Shitting himself or whatever And no one thinks of it because it's a dumb fucking kid

Like no one thinks anything of it It's like yeah it's a dumb kid who cares Why would you get that upset about that? It's a little strange He definitely overreacted I can agree with that for sure there was definitely overreaction maybe what you said wasn't the best thing but at the same time he did shit up overreact yeah yeah i wouldn't have joked about it in that way because it sounds a

little like my son gave your daughter an anatomy lesson seems a bit like it's it's a bit i feel it's there i think the words you're using are diminutive like it's you don't you don't you don't diminish moments like that when it comes to parent you can diminishing is fine i i disagree when it comes to the issue it sounds like the way he's saying is like my son did this thing to your dog you know what I mean like that's the template of the sentence because it's a two-year-old because that's clearly not what happened and that's why exactly to be humorous I think the guys in the wrong the guys in the wrong you're in the right uh I would have chosen like a different joke or just not joked about it at all but like you're not in the wrong for that

I only would have joked about it if I would understand that my neighbor was friendly and and and like that's cool with that but that guy seems like he's like no tolerance for anything so yeah I wouldn't have said a joke if I had that if I had that energy from him from the get going. If he was all mad, like, oh, my daughter. I'd be like, all right, bro, what the fuck? He also beats his kids, I guess. Yeah, he'd be.

I would have beat my two-year-old son if it wouldn't listen about pulling his pants back up. And it's like, it's a child. It's a fucking two-year-old, dude. It's a two-year-old. You got to give it at least another year to really understand shame. Like, come on. That's fucking wild, dude. You don't, you just don't, you just don't do that.

Like, I don't know, man. Like, I understand a lot of parents are very, parents are weird. And you'll see the weirdest behaviors come out of people when it comes to their kids. Because people are super overly defensive. And what happened is that people project. But the way they were traced. Yeah, what is he projected? They have to raise.

They have to raise their kids that way. And it's like, well, what happened was wrong. What happened was because I think you shouldn't expose them being exposing a child left and right in the same way too. You should be a little, like, you know, like, hey, maybe don't do that right here. But at the same time, people are very weird about bodies in a way that I think is just fucking insane in this world. That I'm like, dude, people have, people have body parts. People have are naked sometimes. It just happens.

It's what it is, what it is. Yeah. I always, I always hear like the weirdest, you know, super conservative Christian types are the ones that are very hyper, afraid to expose their children to, to anatomy, which in turn usually fucks the kids up when they get older because they don't know shit. about the world. Yeah, they literally need to understand that stuff. I'm like, bro, these things right here a dick

is not inherently an organ for sex. It is a thing that I used to piss. You know, when you're a kid, that's all it needs to be. It's most common. And that's all it needs to be. If you're using, if you're using your penis to piss less

than to fuck. That is that's crazy. You are. That's Will Chamberlain shit, dude. That's fucking... That's Magic Johnson levels is it. Where it's like, brother, you're sick. You're fucking more than you're pissing is wild, dude.

Like maybe, maybe they can be vaguely close. No, they can't. You don't drink down much water. You don't drink much throughout the day. I'd be like twice a day. You know what I mean? They have like, they have at least a teen years ahead. Oh, well, I'm not saying.

I'm not saying like cumulatively. I'm saying like at any given. That's insane. That's crazy. No, no, no. That's not what I mean. I mean like just generally like in any given like a facet, like any given moment in time. Theoretically they could be close.

Yeah. But like for it to be more is crazy. Like that's that's wild. I wanted to read this one. This was a week ago. This was written in the girl who loves deer wrote in. She's wrong. You're wrong.

But I appreciate it. that you're your open-mindedness. It's crazy. Already trash. Already trash. In episode 268, so this is a while ago, because we're at episode 399 now. Well, I mean, I thought we were at 401. No, no, this isn't 401.

We've been at 399. We're at 399. We're at 399 squared right now. Right, well, we're at 399 squared. It's like fucking cubed. I'm just going, I'm going by powers now. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

We'll do 400 when the time is right. Don't worry. In episode 268, so a while ago, Chris proposes the idea of a death-stranding-like game where you individually control each leg. I'm here to heavily recommend Baby Steps. It's a Bennett Fottie game that is unironically super fun, hilarious, and has somewhat of a heartfelt theme behind it. Really suggest you three and anyone listening, check it out, love you all. I have Baby Steps. I have played it.

It is fun. It is stupid. It is ridiculous. I forgot that this was entirely my idea. I will be suing the ever-loving fuck out of that guy for stealing my idea. And I'm sure we'll reach an amicable. I only want maybe like a couple million. It's fine.

Oh. But I think it's reasonable. I think it's reasonable. Just a few. Just a few. Maybe 16. But I'm doing that. Yeah.

That's, that's, yeah, the 16 million is fair. And even, you know what? I'll even settle for half that. I'll be generous and settle. I'll even settle. I'll find it in my heart. that but yeah I did forget that this was originally my idea that I am entitled to the the benefits of

seeing it brought to fruition and yeah thank you for reminding me girl who loves deer you've uh bringing this to my attention actually maybe shifted my perspective of deer a little bit actually like I don't I still I still don't like them but like I I'm open I'm more open to your perspective now than I were a fucking backslider you're fucking liking beers now I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I like If you're not from your guys's areas, dears are fine. Deer fine.

Yeah, most people like deer. Derek, Derek, give me a favor and shut the fuck up. Deer are trash. They're trash. Every deer deserves a Holocaust upon them. It's crazy. There's probably more people who love deer than hate them. That is, yeah, unfortunately, they don't know.

They don't know. There's more people that are stupid than not. I didn't interact with the deer. It's a direct corollary to Israel. There's a bunch of deer. It's like, what is this? What is this weird? What is this weird amount of support coming from?

Like, liking beer just like liking it having a nation governed by one people that oppresses other people. I think that's the same kind of mentality. I literally just heard that in a video. It was like, it was about, I think I mentioned it on one of the other podcasts where there was that Marvel

rivals tournament with that guy Kingsman or whatever. And one of the people. Yeah. And she said like supporting Kings was like supporting Israel. And it was like, whoa, that came out of nowhere. It was crazy Leave it, leave it, leave it to

Content Creators, man, aren't we great? That was such a wild, I never heard of it That was such a wild ride of like Controversy It's like a oh, really Like you're fucking crazy dude This is just a Marvel rivals tournament You're you're bringing it on that level

All right Jesus Christ All right Content Creators, man getting singled out from a crowd by Godzilla wrote it. Oh my God. He points at you. He chases you.

And he modifies his point because he knows you're so small and he like actually like pinpoints you. It's getting people out of the way. It's gentle, really gentle. Surprisingly so. Just fucking that's great. He chases you. He knows where you are even though you're so small. He's chasing you through buildings.

You're like, there's no reason why he should be locked on. It's almost like a video game where, like, you know, you can lock out to somebody and still be locked onto them, even if you go behind a wall or something. Yeah. It's like that where he's just like, he's tracking you, bro. It's like, why Godzilla? Why? What did I do to you?

Mr. Zilla, what did I do to you? What did I do? Mr. Zilla. He says, greetings fellow primates. Is there a particular brand of conspiracy theorists? you think has gotten worse. While antivaxers aren't anything new,

some of them seem to have reached new heights of morbid delusion. One time I overheard a regular at my grandma's diner just outright deny the existence of rabies, calling it a hoax to scare people into using vaccines. Denying COVID-19 or the measles is one thing. But rabies is easily the worst way to die besides radiation. I think we're cooked, boys. Is rabies that bad? I don't know.

Rabies is horrible. What's it due to you? Doesn't it make you like fucking? I don't know. This doesn't make you like cool for a little bit. It literally makes you go insane. It makes you go crazy. You're like, I thought it made you like edgy or something for like a little bit.

Yeah. Yeah. It's probably make you edgy. It's a really bad. It's a really bad way to go as rabies. It's like super tragic for someone. You can't cure that. There's no cure for rabies.

There's a cure, but it spreads. Once it spreads up your spinal cord, you're cooked. Got to catch it. Got to catch it quick. but getting the shot for rabies is hyper painful like really bad where do they where that's like uh

your dick hole it's the revolver they give you it because they can't you can't tell if an animal had rabies shoot you with the revolver they put up like a revolver of fucking shots in your stomach it used to be that way may not be that way anymore that's fucking crazy that's like the the shots of people getting their heels for like um oh my god what the fucks they're called I can't remember oh I don't know homosexuality yeah yeah yeah No, I think it's like bone spurs. I think it's a bone spur thing. You get bones spurs in your heels or like in your feet.

They like they shoot, they shoot your foot off with a gun. With a gun. I love the with a gun forced into the air. Yeah, I guess the, that's the most dangerous one, really. Like any other conspiracy theory that's been getting worse is still more or less harmless, you know what I mean?

Not as harmful. That's not, I disagree. Like, which one? Like, what? The Jews do everything Superacies, man. That's shit's mad dangerous. Is that, is that more harmful than fucking, uh, not taking vaccines? It's, it's, it's not, but it can actively lead to a lot of egregious harm towards the people. Sure. I'm not. I am denied

that it was a magnet. Those people are a magnet for that shit. All I was saying, I couldn't think of something more harmful than the anti-vaxer one. Like, I think that takes the cake because that could kill millions upon millions of people I think it's a theme of like this is like interpersonal harm opposed to like species

Yeah this is like survival where it can kill off You know percentages of the population Um Yeah I think that's I think objectively that's just the worst one Everything else is just kind of like fucked up You know

causing Furthering wars and stuff like that But yeah just What happened? Like just The problem from that is like Like if it's spread, the mentality is like this. People don't understand is that like you can,

viruses change in people. And what happens if it gets into the wrong fucking person and it becomes very, very, very bad, that's a problem for everyone. That's why people should get back. It's not a problem for everybody if you just kill that guy. If we can be swift enough to jump from that person to somebody else. If we're swift enough to end them and then it can't jump to anyone because it's dead within that host.

would be great ideal what happens is usually viruses that are really horrible like fucking SARS whatever it was the shit that was in China for a period of time that was so bad it killed the host it didn't really have a chance to go anywhere yeah it should just die it should be um it should be like I think we should all wear like a little thing around our necks right uh like a little like a little like an amulet or something right yeah and whenever we have a virus that's crazy it just disintegrates us before before I can uh I I really believe that it should be a thing where If you don't want to participate in the betterment society, you have to leave society. Yes.

You can't stay here. That shouldn't be controversial. Yeah. Like if you don't want to, if you don't want to get vaccinated. No, but my freedom. Okay. Be free in an island, dude. Go away.

If you don't want, if you don't want fucking, what's it called? If you don't want universal health care, awesome, leave. Leave. Go away. Or don't have it. You know, you're not going to have it. I think we're using it. You just don't have it.

Did you get both boosters for COVID, Kingston? Yeah. I only got one. Only got one. Yeah, I got both of them. And then I got both of the initial shots, but I didn't get the boosters. I got one. That's like, why not get it?

I was like, yeah, what's the, I don't know. At a certain point, I was just like, eh. I got one booster. But like, again, that's kind of the, I was, for myself, already extremely isolated. So it wasn't, like, say for people who still were, oh, it's time to go back to work and commute normally and stuff, it's like I hope they followed through all the way, but you know a lot of people didn't because

they don't give a fuck. The issue for me, the issue for me about the pandemic is that like I kind of don't even necessarily I don't know, man. I'm of, I don't like feeling this way, but I am kind of of of the mind deep down inside where like we kind of do need something.

We kind of do need something. to go around and kind of thin things out a little bit. I think so. And there is no... I mean, sort of. I didn't take the booster. I was like, I will see.

Maybe I make it, maybe I don't. What if more decent people die? That's the problem. It's like what happened to people that are not shitty dies. That's not, I wouldn't even say that's why you can't control who dies. That's right.

Yeah, exactly. What if the problem spans to like people that are just children, like young people that are just starting to suffer? The only issue. Yeah, that's the entire issue that has been happening. Children are evil until they're six. Yeah. So it's not.

Definitely. Definitely. They haven't developed the empathy yet. You definitely believe that. It doesn't make them evil. You know, kids that want to share food with you. You know, Kinksn just said,

Definitely not. Kingson just said having no empathy, it's not a problem. You're not around children. I think that's why you say things like that. Of course not. Why would I be around children? Because. Yeah, what is he was like perper?

What are you trying to say? That's crazy. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm logging out See, that's how you get

Under this debate stage and win With bullshit, man You're trying to say some nice, wholesome shit And you get blown the fuck out by bullshit Being earnest gets you fucking trapped By fucking jackassers. That's why I was like, dude, props to fucking Kyle Kulinski or whatever

I almost fucked his name up By being an asshole Like when he was called him Michael Nose Michael Noles. Remember we was talking to Michael Noles And he was just like just making like just talking about dick rioting and like like you know me talking down to him yeah just come and I was like

please you gotta talk down to people you gotta talk down to you have to now at a certain point it's just like come on you have the cordial shit doesn't work anymore it doesn't work anymore I think the problem is that you can't you can't have debates with them you can't have debates with them I agree they you can have I think debate is a far I think debate culture has been ruined but I think you cannot have debates of people like that I don't think you can even say

debate culture has been ruined. I think that is debate culture, just a bastardization of a debate. Yeah. It's like saying, it's like saying that fucking what Vanilla I just doing was rapping. It's like, like, I, technically, I guess, yes, sir.

I mean, yeah, I don't love it, but like I would, you know, come on. It should exist. It should exist. Sure. It's like, it's like also suck my dick. That's not rap. But, but it's that kind of thing where it's like you can't, you can't have the conversations with them. You can't, you can't go have a concert

someone like freaking Kirk resting not here no more but like you can't have a conversation with him and expect it to be like productive when he just he's already there and everything is a fucking what you call a straw man yeah

debating people weren't there in good faith exactly it's not the point you can't go on jubilee now is to go on jubilee and talk mad shit just to get some clout that's really all that matters now not about a debate because their side is going to say they won regardless of what the fuck happens because that always happens

Brashed him. It's like, you said, you just go on, call him a gay ass nigger that sucks lots of dick. Like, just say crazy shit.

So then people, you're gay. All these Gin Z broccoli hair kids are like, oh, that guy's fucking cool. And that's all that matters. So maybe they'll start listening to you because you fucking. That's so funny.

It's so funny how true that is. You really, like, it really is like, if you just went on Jubilee, like, I wonder if they would even air in. I wonder if they would even air it.

They wouldn't, like, if you just went on there. It's just like, my argument is whatever, you know, blank, but this is my claim and then they come back

and they're like, what do you make of this? It's like, you're gay. That's, get the fuck away from me. You're gross. Your breath smells terrible. He says you're gay and ill. That's his fucking statement. Ew, you're gay.

Your breath smells like 10 day old penis. Get the fuck. You gotta get out of here. You gotta get out of here. You got to get out of here. You got to get out of here, but pick anybody else. Who's the runner up? Who's the runner up?

Get the guy who is behind this guy to come up instead. This is, this is bad. It's bad. I can't do it. I can't work this way. It smells like 10 day old penis. Ew, get away from me. Gross.

I'm gonna fucking heave. Is that what we're devolving to in this country? I would take Epicac too. I would take Epicac before. That's right. I'd be primed. I would just, I would just scoop back on one of the rolling chairs and nut over my head.

Okay. Well, that is such a. I guess there's two belief plus. You got to subscribe to see this crazy shit. Spook nukem. Spook, Nukum. Spook Nukum.

Spook Nukum and the Hiroshima Heatwaves wrote in. He says, hello, snark lads. What time have you felt parts of the podcast infiltrate regular life and make you not able to look at things the same way? For example, I cannot look at Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad without thinking of racist Walt Jr. That was so good. Or hear anything about Uncle Ben Parker without thinking Ben, them bitches shot the bitches shot me peter oh man that's a good we have uh someone animated that

someone animated that segment of the of the show they did so fucking good gears of war is gears of war is kind of tainted not tainted but like i i agree i like gears of war still but i just think of like and i feel like it's expanding out from not just from us by the way like because i feel like there's i've been getting reels of this guy who does yeah what was that that was crazy dot I found Maria. That guy's mad. She's fucking great. If you watch one of his streams,

I watched like an hour of his stream and I was actually rolling. Like I haven't laughed at a stream probably ever. Assume that I'm not a part of I've never really laughed at. Yeah. And like that stream had me. It's a really good. It's weird. Like it's not the best impression consistently,

but there are moments. There are moments in it where he reaches like this, this Zen place where I'm like, that's Marcus. Yeah. He hits it every once in a while. And like that's enough for me where I'm just like I've listened to it. It's fucking hysteria.

Ew. Ew. Like when it's soft, don't ask me why I know. It's good stuff. But like I see, I'm seeing a lot of gears of war related. And the fact that like that,

I don't know, I'm curious as to whether or not that guy's heard of us. Because like the fact that he's talking about come in the Lancer and everything, it's just fucking steep. I feel like if he hasn't or say somebody following him is probably suggested at some point. maybe yeah because I saw us I don't know like this this show is weird because like I see us

mentioned in places where I don't expect to see us like I saw like a trending thing recently like on Twitter we were like we were like oh I think it was like all snart all podcasts followed this type of thing and it was like I can't remember but it was like generic archetypes of like a bunch of like different but like a news news broadcast or like comedian paling around

with authoritarian or whatever. Yeah. And somebody was somebody quoted they were like, this doesn't, this doesn't count the three to four guys shooting the shit about nothing in particular. Yeah. And then like we were mentioning it and it's like a bunch of like, it's a bunch of stuff.

And I was like, oh, interesting. I feel like our podcast is always very tangential to the sleepy cast, obviously. That's true. And freaking what you call it. And,

um, fucking one with the one with the one with the one with the one come town come town i want the come town audience man those are so we're all synonymously come over here come town people get over here i want i want them i want to like figure out how to get them i don't know i don't know i mean we're probably not just ask stavi let's just we're not that far removed from stave in all fairness i wish that dude i feel like there was a a slight moment in time that like because he's he he he kind of took off and then you know netflix and all this shit he's in movies now and i was there was a time where I was like, man, if there,

there is a time that there could have possibly been some crossover if, like, say if they were in L.A. at the time, maybe there could have been something that could have happened, but it's too far gone now. Like, they're too, um, yeah, too up there. And so I was like, I very much so think we could like end up collaborating with Stavi. Like, because we, we know people that know him. No, I think we would have to be like, so far. We know a lot of people who know him.

Dude, pretty much comedians like, like him just have comedians on his podcast. like actual like stand-up comedians like and other ones that do podcasts but they also they were doing stand-up first so essentially I so far at least I haven't seen because you have Stavi's world this podcast I haven't seen anyone that's not a comedian that's been on his podcast

it's all like his homies and in most podcasts with comedians it's always that they're just rotating the same ones lifting each other up and shit and that's cool but also sometimes I feel like damn I could never get on there you know like I don't do that. It's not, that's not my, it's not my lane. So, I get it. Yeah. It is what it is. It's just,

it's even like the, the networks where I was like, there's these networks that they're all a part of. And I, I'm like, we're a comedy podcast, but we're not comics in a way to where I'm like, because I'm, I was like, hey, can we get on one of these networks? Niggas never respond back and send emails. Dude, I've been, I've been actively doing that trying to find. The problem is, I don't know anyone who does a podcast. Everybody knows a podcast. They do it themselves. There's that one and then, but I know plenty of them. I don't know how to get there. They're like, they'll have these agents that work with comedians only.

And that I'm like, that's the problem. I'm like, these agents can get, it's annoying. I just don't know how to break in. Yeah. But answering the question of, of the podcast infiltrator your regular life, this isn't exactly what you're talking about, but I had a moment recently. I went to Starbucks and I got a coffee. and the guy behind the counter was like,

I think I saw you on my TikTok feed. And I was like, oh, no. I know. Statistically, I think I have an idea of what this is. Like, yeah, you're playing Jeopardy, right? And I was like, yes. And he was like, you didn't win the game, but you won the game. I want you to know that.

And I was like, thank you. I appreciate it. That fucking clip. man. That clip went way more viral than I thought it was ever going to do. It just makes no sense to me also. It makes no sense. I mean, way, I was going to. And I'm like, Dan, this is actually kind of a fucking stunner right here, man. It's, it's, it's a bit of a banger if I do say so myself. Fair. I mean, should probably be, uh, what's the word? Capitalize on it. Did that ship sail already?

I don't know The Patreon grew quite a bit Oh you're right you're right You're right it did So which is cool Like we've been holding stuff like And actually shot up kind of significantly It was cool seeing people

I did see people even in the YouTube sphere We're like oh Especially particularly to Chris Like oh I didn't know Chris was doing anything Like I didn't And I'm like it's funny Because he's been doing stuff for years actually It's not like I've hit it

either. Like I've met like every time I would post a video, I would mention it at the end. I'd be like, I've been doing this. It doesn't matter. People don't listen. People don't listen. People don't read anymore. That's true. Yeah. I should say it at the beginning. We were watching. We were going through one of the some of your older because Lill was going to her subscription that she went and she saw, she saw Derek. She saw my channel with the one video. She saw freaking Chris's content. And we were looking at your old videos. And the way you

make YouTube videos is just an archaic now. Like actually, it's just not. It's just not how modern consecration's done. It's like, oh, this is like not, this is old. You used to like, you used to like attempt a production. You would like make something. And it's like, I haven't seen a video like that in forever. I haven't seen a person's face on a YouTube video and God knows how long, you know? It's, I know.

It's a lot of, and it's a lot of like microphone content. Yeah. Lots of B-roll. Which is what it is, you know, like no shade. But like it's a lot fucking easier. I'll tell you that much. It's,

because that's how I started out. I was doing like microphones only stuff and it was way easier to fucking do um so like I get it but it's a little lame yeah

yeah Maria's pussy so fucking great and wet damn damn nice anyway let's let's yeah

yeah he's pussy so cold now Maria his pussy is my uh I don't know what's a do Marcus His pussy is my frio Oh, it's a good, Marcus I've been trying to. Killer, God. Shoot her in the fucking pussy.

I've been really trying to learn Spanish lately, like actually making effort towards it. And I'm trying to learn all of the rules of how you pronounce verbs. It's fucking retard trying to talk to us about how he speaks Spanish. Who gives a shit? It's important to me.

It's for my grandma. What is it important to me? So I'm trying to, like, figure it out. And it's like, Spanish is actually quite simple. You're learning Spanish for your grandmother? Yeah. What do you mean? Like so you can talk to her? Well, I can't. I can't anymore. But

what you call it? It's like, it's like for her. Like he always wanted me to be able to speak Spanish fluently. Oh, it's like the Simpsons. Do it for her. Is that what you mean? Are you talking about that? I like that pause, that pregnant pause. So I've been trying to learn it. And like I'm learning the rules of like the how you say things. Because my biggest problem is I just don't know words. I just don't know enough words.

You don't know words. That's very true. Two S. Mui Gay. What's that mean? All right. We're going to move on to our $25. and a patrons are going to read the names

as we do every episode of the end of the show. Remember, you can go to patreon.com slash astarnan. Get your name right at the end of the show. I read them. Caborone. Ew. Don't fucking don't do that at all. It's cobron.

Disgusting. It's very Fuerta, but you I knew a guy He sounded like that He sounded like Every time he spoke He was like whispery-yodling

Like I hated it It really bothered the hell out of me Ew He always sit at our lunch table He tried to sit at lunch table We excommunicated him What's the name of the girl That had been

He was kind of like a Hi What the fuck are you talking about? Like there was a girl There was a girl that you guys knew And I remember I met her like In my college years Oh yeah

We're not gonna name We're not gonna name her she didn't sound like this, but I'm not exaggerating. Me and my friend Paul would always do the voice because it was so, like it was unbelievable to me that a person sounded like this. We would never do this to her, of course. That'd be fucking cruel. Yeah, we're cowards. We'd never do this too.

Well, it's just me, but we were just fascinated that somebody sounded like that, like on purpose. But she would, unironically, she sounded exactly like this. There's no, it's uncanny how similar it is. Like, hello? That's the voice. and it wasn't like She wasn't Dirk and shook his head

That's good She wasn't I need to really clarify There's no bit There's no bit She's not She wasn't like How do I say

How do I say it Fundamentally retarded She wasn't like broken She wasn't like You sound like Like the fuck That's what that sound like to me Yeah it was

It was maybe it was Maybe it was her actually Early And early Knowings of her Can you imagine Oh my God The lore would be crazy

if that was somebody that I went to school with. But, no, she would just be like, you forgot to give out the homework. And then we would all like stone her to death because she reminded the teacher that gives us her homework. That's great. It really was, I'm not even exaggerating.

It's a perfect impression. Like, no imagination necessarily. Like, when he would talk about her, it'd be fire in his eyes when he's talking about her. Like, hate. He didn't hate her Dude, I've heard him say he hates her

I've heard him say it from his lips I don't remember that I feel I don't remember that at all But he's like, I can't stand This bitch would show up around me right now I'm like Jesus Excuse me Oh my God It's so gross

It's really rough Yeah, it's hard I think she maybe probably ended up sounding a little better She probably went to like a speech therapist She probably doesn't sound that bad She probably sounds like Hello, it's me.

It's me. I met her once and her voice was noticeable. I was like, oh, you sound like different people. Is it an exaggeration what I'm doing? It's, it isn't. It's not. It's not exaggeration. She does sound like no one ever heard in my life before, but I was, she was nice.

She's a nice person, though. She seems nice to me. Nice to meet you. You trash bin. That's crazy. Oh, pleasure. You're trying to punch, but you're trying to keep your body away. So, like, you can't get her.

As far away from possible. Because you don't want to hit her, but you do want to let her know you could hit her, you know. Yeah. You'll fucking get away. Starts talking. And just like, mm-hmm. All right. We're going to read the names now.

You know what you know what's in about. He knew what was on its way. That's why he immediately rushed past it. Count me down, Kingston. We're going to read the $25. Three, two, one. A, not the Sergeant Foley, I'm White, sorry, a rounding and rounding out our list, Queen of Safety, the Great Unwashed Spud, the Middling, and Middling out our list as sometimes, King of Hephazard,

the King of Hephazard, the Daneum, The Dinole movie, a different sad guy from Michigan, Candace Owens Fusion Dancing with a Nemecan, call that bitch Picoonlo, wrangle all old heads from LSM and Stark Tank and execute them. Cold Brew King Alpha V the gayest Bronco fan in history of being gay She think on my therefore till I am That's pretty good That's actually

That's great I like that a lot And rounding out of list is always a king of hapastard Hangers and Slash Nice That's crazy The void that Cash Patel stared into The Big King of Habazard

First Knight of the Realm of Happazard fuck n words get bitches no money only coins Sweeney except he's gay and can actually talk Yigam Namdra whiz whatever I just probably said something evil Egus Erdolf What is this?

Erdolf Jordler Ah Air Jordan It's like Adolf in Air Jordan Hitler and Air Jordans I think Oh What a baffling fucking god Is it because, like, you had the Hitler mustache and that Haynes commercial?

Oh, what if it's like, like, what if it's, uh, what if it's like Mike and you, there's a pair of Air Jordans that turn you into Hitler? Ooh, I like that. I haven't seen that movie since I was a child. I've never seen that movie. I like Mike like the premise. I like Mike like. That was with a little bow wow, right?

Yeah, a little bow wow. Have you seen those bow wow memes? Because, like, he kept, he dropped a picture of him showing like, oh, he's looking young at 38 or whatever. when people generated him and just every time you see that picture he's just fatter and fatter it's so fucking funny he's only 38 yeah he's probably like 40 now or something or like because i think that when he dropped that it was like a couple years ago he put a little bit of weight on i've seen him around here i've seen him in like uh l i think he's i think he's on tour with b2k right now and like so i think it came back around and he just keeps getting fatter bro like it's so fucking funny

I've never seen. I'll pull, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, if you could pull it up, I would love to do it. I think I pulled up because like the latest one that I saw is like, I even went to the comment section and they said the same thing.

They're like, bro, he keeps getting fatter. I love, I like bow wow. That was a lot. I was a moment in time, dude.

That was a moment in time. Wow, wow. Any, uh, yeah, that's not. That's not him.

The only roommate. That is big. Yo, that's big Wolf. That's big. That's big. That's, that's,

instead of a little bow wow, it's a little big bow. Big wow. That sucks. Little big wow. Instead of little, it's little. Fucking cretan.

Pretty trash. So much of, so much of the splash creatine in your eyes and shoot you. And make my face, creotine? Yeah, whatever. I don't know. Make my face jacked.

I'm cool with that. The only remaining Starship Canemone fan on this Baron Earth. Dr. Drew is finally dead. Look it up. YouTube killer sentence to life. Hooray, 400. Chris Gay. Hazardous King of Happenstance, edging until episode 400.

The Dead Spider. Episode 159, 201. What's next? Episode 63, 521199. I don't know. Whatever. Yes. Chris and Sweene jizzing on Derrick.

Eric Dilley looks like a painter's radio. Whoa. That a painter's radio is a fucking wildly vivid image. That's crazy. That's a pull right there. That's like you're a poet for that. You all ever fart and know it going to itch when it dries? No.

What? You mean shit yourself? Is that what you mean? That's what it means. He has the audacity to act like that's not what he meant. That's why I'm bothered right now, right? I'm bothered because he thinks that I don't know. that he's talking about shitting his own pants.

That's what makes me sick. Whatever. Captain Lou, and I'm talking about talking to you, K-Five hazard, Delta Gamma, Climb U.S. Squire, the Fed. Blue Sanghili and ruining our day, as always, the king dad of international hazard. Nobody be profan like I be profan. Queen of Methodical. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar, lemon pound cake, and rounding out our list, King of Have Pass.

I'm going to draw the Snart Tank Boy. as gay furries and make them do stuff to each other. Chainsawed Shud, fuck a bro's crease coming straight till I'm his brown. Until I'm in his brown. I don't. The cockering of Fab Hazard,

lost dollar, I'm, this is another opposite name, isn't it? I'm fucking annoyed. Lost dollar mook without Tokyo in half wooden spandex. Fuck you. That's too much, man.

Fuck you. I'm not dealing with that. I'm not dealing with that. Wooden Metal This is This is full metal Jacket is that what that is half wooden spandex Is that what it is

Would it be that Full metal Half wooden spandex is for my right Yeah What Mook without Tokyo? I don't Spandex is the opposite of jacket

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Half wooden Half wooden clearly is full metal, right? Okay. I just don't know what else it would be. Okay. This line was so earnest. Yeah.

Wait a minute. Fool! You get. That shit. It was like me. Like, what? Yes, last episode. All right.

I'm sorry, Derek. I didn't mean to make fun of you. I'm going to do it again, though. No, no. Please do. I don't know. bro, whatever. Whatever.

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Oh, yeah. Damn, that's crazy. See, imagine Netta and Yakub. No, no. No. That's a good one. That's good. Benjamin Netton, Yakub.

We can't have that. It's two power. I mean, white people also fuck Palestinians. This oversized cranium was promised to me 3,000 years ago. Pugnacious Flex. That's a crazy name, brother pugnacious. What does pugnacious mean? That's a word, right?

That's a real word. That's outside of my vocabulary. Pugnacious definition. Eager or quick to argue. nice jack giggar pugnacious flex and ratigarless is always king of hamp hazard remi labao aka gambit aka ted kardzinski aka the uinobomber the best part of waking up his penis in your butt tank is the trash man swiney's four ply ribs the king of hapazard former king of jepp hazard um hasan eating out a girl and wanting more flavor fucking queef uh that's crazy derrick that is insane derrick not chauvin is innocent hashtag free him waterboarding Sweeney for episode 400, round-eyed Asian, OG Xbox is cracked. Porn is MP4s

and GIF wallpapers of squirting. Oh my God. Nice. I feel like that's not nothing. Gifts. Gift porn is that's a fucking broback.

Remember that? The little clips, you couldn't get the full thing. Oh, yeah. Clips and the hypercompressed loops. My first gift porn was somebody making it like a hyper combo where it's some chick like sucking to do it off. Then he like pulls, pulls, she pulls her back and then he charges up his hand and does a tent hit combo on her face slapping her. That was the first thing I ever saved.

It's like bam, bam. And then you see the points adding up too? It's fucking crazy. The king of haphazard and rounding out our list, the corn, the vans. haphazard. I'll serve crack. I'll serve crack before I serve this country. Mr. Sleepy Man on Steam, I think Kingston will like. Chopsui, but all the words are grenade?

That's so stupid. I don't know if I get it. If you're saying, like, do the verse, but save all grenades. I forget what chop suey sounds like. I got me a bunch of little makeup. Now just say all grenades. That's the end word. You get it.

The N-word. Grenade, grenade, grenade. You know, you get it? Oh, I fucking did not catch that. You're like, you're just basically trying to say, trying to trick people and say the hard art. You're not racing enough, Chris. Get your fucking weight up, man.

Yeah, come on, man. I guess I'm sorry. Queen of Fap Hazard, Sam, Wiki, find the all cock. I need to drain all over humanity. There's more that, there's more that gets in your eye. Whoa. Shut the fuck up.

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That's not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I have the pussy so I make the rules. Snark tank's honorary leftist. Some white guy thugzilla versus the king of haphazard to the hazard in. swing set for GTA glitch screaming on my third pump into the night mother snark tanks gayest Hollywood undead fan amelia the chosen one this way up v polka haunts us uh putting up putting random shit up my ass rip lil kirkie uh big meaty things canola joe the a i images of him with like on all these people's faces

they're still going around oh yeah you can see that's what's nuts it's what's sort That's what killed Sora probably. It's not funny anymore. Edge Bob the Berkey. Charlie Charlie Kiki. Gay actor Roseboat Delicious. The King of Tap Hazard. Kingston's asshole is the perfect specimen.

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The purple people eater will pay. Derek liking a car. Carnitas vid on Insta with 10 likes. Liking what? Derek liking a carnitas vid like carnitas, like the food, I guess. Vid on Insta with 10 likes. I got to navigate my Instagram more. I like some fucking video.

So that's the weird thing. Like how like how would how the fuck do they come across that? Because it's possibly, um, my, my homie owns a carnitas thing. I'm actually going to go to his house on Saturday and pick up a pound of carnitas. Oh, that might be it. Yeah, but I'm just like, how do the fuck do you even see that? Because if you like stuff,

it'll, it'll, if people are following you, it'll follow, it'll, it'll be, like suggest it? Yeah.

Oh, interesting. I just gave them some promotion. That's cool. My homie has sent me images of me liking, like big booty bitches. And I'm like, I got,

I can't use that app no more. Well, you're not supposed. So, okay, well, that's fair enough, but like,

it's eight brain. I've told this, there's times where it's literally, I'm not even thinking about liking and I like it. I've done it in front of Lily before And I'm like, I didn't mean to do that And she's like, I actually believe you You weren't locked in at that moment

You were talking to me about something Yeah, I just yeah, I Nothing crazy. Just I like you have that that's so funny That no one's gonna I guess it wouldn't even work unless somebody's in my area Because he's from my hometown So you never know

You never know That's interesting that because that was literally last night So this person saw that And then fucking went to the Patreon and type that it that's crazy good stuff does racist pussy hit different asking for a pal

kind of I've not in like a better way it's just it's different I don't think I've had racist father's stuff but I don't know like directly like oh I am a racist person and I still want to bang I definitely I've never I definitely had that once that's cool man

was the person racist or was their family racist I think the person was absolutely Absolutely racist. I did not know. I did not know it. No, not to me. I think that's different. It wasn't until after it was like, oh, weird.

She was like after you're done, man, you, you fuck better than beep. Do I know this person? No. No, you don't know this person. This is many, many, many, many, many. It would be awkward if you did. I'm like, you just fucking know racist people. He's just hanging around?

I'm not like, I didn't keep this person around. You know what I mean? I don't know. Sometimes, dude, sometimes you meet people and you're just like, well, because I, I, I, I, I don't think I fuck anyone that's actually racist. I've fucked people who have said racist shit before 100%. It's different. Well, maybe that's, yeah, maybe I don't know.

Maybe she was just edgy. I don't know. I don't really. I couldn't really quite tell because I didn't know her that well. So I never got deeply into it. And you were too involved. You were like, uh-oh. Hey-oh.

You put her head in that shit. She might be dead now, honestly. I don't know what the fuck happened. What the fuck are you talking about? You never, you never done one of those? I have, I can say honestly. never done. You've never done one of those.

I missed something. That's your fucking mouth. Have you ever seen there's a really viral clip that was on like a lime wire or Kazal one of those things? Or some bald guy who's probably German or something. He sticks his entire head in his pussy.

That's just not true. It is. This is a real fucking. This is very way before gender to Bay I, sir. It might have been a prosthetic pussy, a prosthetic lower body. It was, dude, your pussy will

break your head. A pussy will, the loosest, most unkept pussy will break it because it's bones. This is just him sticking his giant head like a baby passing through a pussy. This chick was trained. A head is about as big as a baby. Like, it's not impossible, sir. I feel like it's birth. I feel like your head is my head right now. I have a relatively big head. Your head is a lot larger than this.

You're a six-five person with a giant head. This person's head is not, it was not as big as your head, sir. I will say that. And he's also clean shade. He was like Mr. Clean sticking his head to pussy. He knows how he has like, he comes correct. If somebody has seen this video and maybe they'll tell me they're like, oh, because to be fair, I was a kid.

Maybe it is fake. I haven't seen it. He knows the fucking proper dress code. It looked real, but also I haven't seen it in decades. So there's that. Well, anyway. When you get glasses and still not being able to read. crazy. Oh, I read that already. Go ahead. Speak a little Chinese for him, Derek.

Rosebud Delicious. Nice. The Lord of rambunctiousness, Cammy X. Tim Poole, where Chris watches. Let's hope not. Uh-oh. He spelled Cammy wrong. You know, I just found out there was a meta of Samurai Jack and Johnny Bravo, uh, porn being commissioned. It was like, how'd just figure that out, Derek? So me and Jojo have been watching Samurai Jack. We've been watching a, we've been going through the, we're on the second season. and then every once in while I like to like oh I like to type in oh I wonder what blank porn would pop up so I put in Samurai

Jack porn to see what would pop up and I asked Jojo I was like what do you think is the first thing that's going to pop up she was like oh probably him by himself or him fucking a coup and I was like I think so too but it was him fucking Aku's daughter and I was like oh it's boring they're together yeah but I was like that's

boring that's super boring so then I had to dive deeper and then you put in gay and then it was a bunch of him fucking Johnny Bravo and I was like why? And apparently it was like it well

apparently it was like a commission thing and it took off like a Tumblr commission or something at least Joe sounds right. Yeah. So there you go guys. There's a lot of Johnny Bravo cross Samurai Jack. Yeah.

It bothers me a lot but the queen. of systematic. King of half hazard, king of my passion, king of a hazard cardboard pie. Oh my God, please hurry. Please load. There we go. Asana if he had down syndrome. Oh, I don't know this one. Oh, it is fucking re. Is it? No. No. It's not if he had down syndrome. Furni. Oh, no. That was way worse. So much worse. That was way worse. actually distasteful.

Well, look, man, I don't know. It sounded like a Jordan one to me. It's not. No, Jordan, Jordan's somehow more tactful than that. This is insane. He's not. He's not. Let's see.

I know I said this a while back, but Derek, it bothers me. You still haven't kissed me yet. Am I too ugly for you? Randy Newman's singing closer by nine-inch nails. That's funny. I don't know. I don't know Closer, actually. I don't, I maybe know it.

I just don't know it by name. I don't know that the title. I know some nine inch I know like the hand that feeds I don't even know if it's called that Yeah yeah yeah And then hurt of course Hiz alcohol

That would be fucking insane Every day is exactly The same Randy Newman fucking uh Covers would be a good Little Instagram exercise That would be interesting

He has some albums That was like the I forgot to do the RFK. It was going to be RF Karioki. I forgot to do that. Oh, that's right. We forgot about that. Yeah.

I wonder if it's been taken. I should look at them. If it's not also, I'm going to make the page right now. We got to do it. That singing zombie from R.E.9 made my dick so hard. I can set off a metal detector when she grabs me.

It's crazy. Good for you, man. I would have to clap too. I would have not have, but God bless you. Gloop. I'd be taken a short. rest in piss, BB, Goon Devil, the man without come,

booty wonderland, Earth, Wind, and Dick, I find bromats when it starts to dance in Booty Wonderland. They hate dance, and it's booty wonderland. Dance. Siona?

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the Citadel. That's something. Crazy. This is my favorite deli on the Citadel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A panic attack. Stupid. Get the fucking Krogan out of here. Get the fucking broken out.

Take that fucking Krogan Mook out of here. Get the fuck out of here, man. I'm fucking like it. Muggo, go, go, go. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Yeah, that's how he sounds. It's really not that far off.

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He's got Jiz coating his tooth enamel. don't the suck lovely June from the cocks that he gets off with glee I'm not reading the rest of it I don't even understand what the fuck I'm seeing David Bowie uh man spew queer meat gay jerk your cock gay oddity

the Craig the Canadian and the king in the north stroking down the street sucking big dongos sucking big dongs sipping on gin gin and jes uh it's you boy Shawnee Dee and

Thomas and Friends wonders of Soder is game of the year for me. Oh, that's right. There was a Thomas and Friends video game that came out. Really? Yeah. I'm excited. You, yeah, okay. The court jester of haphazard. At Grock is this true. And finally, the real

king of haphazard, the Bond's name, the Bond's name, James name, Bond's names the James. Bames Numb having a strunk, call a bondulant. Is that from something else?

I don't think so. That's pretty good. I feel like I heard that joke before. That feels fairly. I have never heard of the Bond's name, James' name. Bond names the James. Baves not having a strong call of bondulances. That's good, man.

That is this funny wordplay. Good shit. Call a bondulence. Not bad. Not bad. Game of the year, just beat oblivion moving on to Diablo too. You're moving through these things. too quickly. Call me the human torch

the way I torch my self-esteem. In sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at the footage of the Challenger explosion and finally routing our list, King of Drip Hazard, waiting for Trump to die got me standing like kingpin, staring off into space, clicking a pen. Trump is fighting due to the nail not to spend the last 10 seconds of his life in prison. Obie won't you blow me?

Colin doubled down. It's a me. Mormon Mario. Ben 10 watch lets you turn into 10 different sex offenders. You got an omicricks, but it just made you, it just seems like this is Jared Fogel. I don't know who else. Epstein.

Epstein, Jimmy Saville. You have three different Epstein's in there. That's how prolific he is. It's like a Dragon Ball. It's like a Dragon Ball fighting game where it's like Epstein mid. You know, mid series Epstein, early Epstein and final form Epstein. I can see that stupid smile. but smile that photo, that infamous photo

on the watch, like the Epstein when you dial it in. I despise how hard that image goes. I despise it. Hard. Look at it. He's like, oh, man, this, he's horrible,

but like, if he had a slightly different reputation, that would, that would, that photo would be great. Oh, have you guys seen Palm Beach Pete? Do we talk about Palm Beach Pete? I see Palm Beach me. That's a disrespect of you to say that to me. I don't think I have. Do we talk about, okay, maybe we didn't talk about

on the last podcast. But yeah, there's a guy that lives in Palm Beach that looks a lot like Jeffrey Epstein. And he's been making videos saying, hey, guys, like, thanks for the support. I'm not Jeffrey Epstein once again. Thanks for the support. One of my favorite things is that

there's so many different people who look like Charlie Kirk, have you seen this? Yeah. And they're like on, they're on like, I don't know, fucking Omegel or whatever chat roulette or something. Oh my God. And he goes on and like every time somebody like they lean back and they're about to say something and he goes, please don't say it.

Please don't say it. Like what are you doing on there? And guys like I'm going to say it bro. And he's like what? I look like Charlie Gerg. Yeah. I look like Charlie Gerg. All right.

And I'm like, what you do in there if you don't want to fuck him have people say that? Stop. Palm beats. Stresses. He is not Jeffrey Epstein after your viral video. I'm pumped. The fact that his name is Palm Beach, the fact that he has a place in his name.

Like I'm like, that they goes by Palm Beach Pete and also, you know, Jeffrey Epstein lives in Florida. He had, he had properties in Palm Beach. That's such, that is crazy that he has a place. It's like, this is Yonkers Mike. Like, that's crazy. I feel like Palm Beach Pete. There's going to be Yonkers Yolish.

He doesn't look that much like Jeffrey. He looks like, he looks like Jeffrey. him's seen a lot. Dude, he does. You started talking and you talked your way out of it immediately. Well, there's a video. There's a video of him in the car. Yeah. Where people are recording him.

Where he doesn't look that much like him, but then there's like a profile photo that it does. It looks like him and Anthony Bourdain fused into like a different epstein. It's a true Epstein. Yeah. It's a true. Perfectly, perfectly ultimate Epstein. It's just like finding a holographic Epstein, you know?

It's enough to make you raise your eyebrows if you were like, what? Wait, what? The way the photos like fade into the frame in this video is so funny because it's just like, yeah, totally. That does look like a- There's a guy when I was at a gig, a background acting gig who looked like a young Willem Defoe and he just had to deal with that because there was a first thing everybody said to him. Like I looked at him.

I'm like, yeah, you don't have to say anything. It was like unspoken. Like, yeah, I looked like Willemoe. And I'm like,

yeah, it's fucking crazy. You look too much like you. You're William. You're William Defoe. That's you. You know, he's,

that guy was William Defoe. He was, he was William and then, and then there's Willem. Yeah, I know I look like Willow. I know. He's hunched over.

He fucking threw a pumpkin behind me. He was crazy. I was like, yo, man. He threw a pumpkin about my dog and it turned into a green human skeleton. and then he fucking flew out of the room.

It's a me, Mormon Mario. Milhouse, I didn't do anything. Dave Mustain. I don't care. King of Lapazard, Derek's long-lost Chinese friend Ming. Begwan rip you, Billy, Biguan, Kiankegian, Keev and Sivan, Billy. Biguan, leave you dead on the street. The king of haphazard, last but not least, the king of haphazard. Chris, while you were in New York, Derek and Swin did an episode with Cammy from Street Fighter.

They deleted the recording when you came back. Yeah, we fucked her. Whatever, that's fine. You fucked her. I watched. All right, whatever. Cuck. Loser, piece of shit, bitch.

Kill him. Wageleigh, 583. The jelker. Want to know how I got these scars? I love to how I gelt. I jelked. Too close to the sun. That's crazy.

Delking in the atmosphere is nuts. He's freezing. just a fucking he did the Red Bull like he went and did the Red Bull like atmosphere jump just to get close enough to the sun's joke the joke looking right at the sun in a some kind of like

I have the world record for jolking during the longest free fall that would be that would be true like well you're right you're a gangster what do you think about that bad man what do you think about that Batman are you going to try and take my

are you going to try and take my my award away from me? I don't know what's happening anymore. I don't think it's particularly illegal, Joker. You can do that if you want. It's a little odd, but I'm not one to risk. Does it drive you nuts, Batman, that my penis is so much bigger. And I have been so much higher than you.

Does it drive you mad, knowing that at any point in the day, I could be in the atmosphere stroking my penis sideways and lengthways. I mean, if I'm honest a little bit, but like, it's a little weird, but not like, not enough for me to do anything about it. You don't seem to be a danger. It's like, what if I told you when I land, not only will my penis be wider and more sufficient, but the second I touch ground, a bomb will go off. Oh, no.

Some random place. It's like, like he kept stringing it along so Batman has to get involved. Oracle, we have to keep Joker in the air somehow. Yeah. The goal is the goal is to kind of like almost like

to tech and juggle him so he doesn't hit the ground so that the bomb doesn't go off. If I hit the ground, the bomb will go off. If my penis shrinks to a certain size, the bomb will go off. What are you going to do? Alfred.

I don't really know. Bring me my penis enlarging kit. And I don't know, anti-gravity thing or something. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever is the tool. My anti-gravity spray. He comes back to the league. You have a new utility about Mike.

He comes back to the league later on that week. And he's like, why didn't you just call one of us to help you with that? Like the green lantern and trapped. A green lantern flash, Superman, anyone. I felt responsible. I don't need your nickel's help. I got Godin I got Gossip

Diana why don't you return my TMs anymore bitch Goes up to grabs her by the back of her hair Fucking grabs Wonder Woman No no Don't let my penis shrink No let it shrink Ooh it's getting cold Batman

It's getting a little cold In the atmosphere Batman You're gonna help Batman You're gonna watch it You gotta watch it all burn Batman You find out the bomb is like in a fucking Abandoned building Yeah, it's like there's nothing.

It's like not even dangerous. There's no consequence. The bomb isn't real. The bomb was going to be, that building was already condemned and ready to be imploded. That he just, well, he just really wanted Batman to touch his dick.

That's a he's really wanted to engineer Batman. For a long time for no purpose. You've really kept me going, Batman. He's like, he's looking. How's it? How's it feel? You're a,

fucking faggy, Joker. This is the amazing you're going to possibly done, Joker. Why did you want me to do this? I just wanted to feel your touch, Batman. I just wanted to get a... I've never got beat off by an animal before. Now I know what it feels like to be beaten off by a bat. I like the shock gloves.

They were a good addition. Yeah, you brought a shock. Yes, the Arkham Origin shotgun. I had a really good time letting you touch me down there, Batman. Oh, my God. I've had so much fun. Now you're going to have to deal with my joclets. He's got like a bunch of little, he's got like so jriors with their jokers.

Oh, my joclets has joklings. He's got little joklings. These are my little joklings, Batman. You're going to have to. You have to beat all of these joklings. If they, if their heartbeat lasts for longer than 48 hours, Batman, you got to bombs, we're going to explode. So you're going to have to kill my joklings.

You have to kill the joker. You have to break your one rule, Batman. You got to murder the joclings or not, Batman. It cuts to Batman killing them, no problem. Batman stomps on one of them. Batman jumps Batman jumps from a second story building And land

He does a load of his dive bombs Like an arc of He lands flat He lands flat Like he spreads himself out Like a crash bandicoot body slam Yes Boom

He does a little flip And then he jumps He flips Spreads out and stays suspended For a moment And plummet's down Just like crash bandage Crash.

Whoa. Whoa. Him saying whoa with nutter butters, dude. Oh my God. And fucking Alphar's like, I'm gonna boom.

He died. Oh my God. Baster, Wain, Bastawayne. I'm... Habibbub. Habelibbubba.

Oh, my God. How did this get hit? How many? Oh, my head hurts. Habidi bab doubla. Oh, my God. Bargible. Barger da ball.

Doing him sprawling out is crazy. Him sprawling out is crazy. Him spruing. Oh, God. I'd play that game. I play Crash Batman Koot or whatever. Crash. Crash Batman, I guess would just be cold.

I don't know. Fucking Jork Bandicoot. Yes, that's it. That's it. Batman. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yo, someone draw that.

Somebody draw Batman decut right now. I want it. Go that shit right now. I'm fucking warning you. I'm fucking warning you. Go that shit right fucking now. Doug Dukkerson. They can give up as for Pini Bros.

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Crazy and taxi. Crazy and taxi. Crazy niggas. Crazy niggas. Crazy black people. Black, black, black. That'd be cool. I am so black.

Oh, I am so black. I am black guy. I am. Black I am. Would that be the end of society if that game came out? I feel like that's too much. Oh, my God. I feel like there'd be a civil war.

I feel like they already ended, bro. I don't know what you're on right now. What is even the premise of that game? It's nothing special. It's just black people going on with their lives. Like it's genuinely just a regular going on. Loud music. There's still taxis flying around everywhere, but you're just focusing on the.

But you're not the game. You're like an NPC. Yeah. in crazy taxi running through crowds fucking flying over ramps and shit you're like just like oh fuck oh no

dude what the fuck's going on that thing is crazy and you just go out about your day I don't get a sandwich you're just a black person how did they hire that guy how did they hire the crazy taxi guy do you think that was like

what he's like like someone was like walking down the street and like they heard him at like a wettles practice. Like, let me get a wettles pretzels. They're like, damn, that guy sounds amazing. That guy sounds perfect for a fucking crazy taxi. For a crazy taxi game.

Dude, I've been trying to make a crazy taxi for fucking years. Oh my God. I'm my God. I found him. Thank you so much. Having a panic attack. He's like screaming and happy. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Take it easy. Take it easy. I'm just a guy. Don't put your hands off. Don't put your hands on it. Get away from me, bitch. Thanks for me.

I've been struggling. I really needed something to get money up. What else is that crazy taxi guy done? Nothing else. He's killed himself. Do you imagine he does like he did a he did an audio book of his suicide note? What's going on everybody? This is going to be the end of my life.

He's like, I'm so sorry to anyone who reads. this. I think fundamentally I've just been unhappy. Oh my God. They play it at his funeral. People love it. They're like, this is fucking howl. What a talented guy.

They're clapping. I really want to go crazy to take you right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking get the offspring to play. Like, oh, yeah. All right. Well, we're here. Rest of peace. No one is grieving.

Not a soul. Everyone is quiet. The only person there are the offspring and the guy who hired him. Which I guess would explain why he killed himself. Those are the only people who cared about. No friends or family. No friends and friends. Just the guy from Sega who fucking found him at a Wetzel's pretzels during a struggle period.

Oh, man. Rest in peace, crazy taxi, voice guy. Yeah, they only paid him in taxis. They only paid him in taxis. He owns so many taxis. Yeah.

I have 400, I have 4,200 hours on VR chat. God help me. That is cream. I don't know. Okay. What is there left to do at that moment, dude? What are you doing?

I don't know. You're just talking to random people dressed as weird shit. I get it. Yeah. I couldn't get that into it, really. I get it. I mean,

I wouldn't do it. Brooklyn accent. Hey, bitch. want to come suck on my tooth. The first surgery, David, presents master sphincter and versus the evil spreader. Pree-Raz, the Bro Krogan experience. Papa.

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Oh, my God. For real, take your own life. Oh, my God. Take your own life, by the way. Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad. know the person. Take your own life, please.

Feel your own life. Happy, happy Thiesel flame. You suck, Jordan. God damn, man. I'm gonna come down to your house and I'm gonna, after this record, I'm gonna show up your house and fight you. Yeah. The Mojo JoJo JoJo Rogan experience.

Nice. That's badass. Dick's so dirty. I tried taking a picture and now my phone won't turn on. That's filthy. Huh. Oh, wow. Dr. Drew found dead at 68.

Is that true? I don't want to get got by my own. That's the second time. I feel like two people have said Dr. Drew things. Yeah. Let me look it up. I don't want to be got by my own creative. I feel like there would be more people.

This feels like Victor Frankenstein being done in by his own monster. I felt there'd have to be two, like more than two people if it was real. Yeah, I would have heard about it, I think, by now. Yeah. And tagged everywhere. Yeah. It would have been the only thing I heard. You finally did it, Chris.

You finally killed him. Finally manifested his death. No, he's still alive. He's 67 years old. You finally did it cope for you. Cretos. Cretos picking up Mamir and kissing him for nine minutes. Arthur Krogan.

Ben Shapiro's sister, supple voluptuous breasts. Episode number stagnation is a recession indicator. Derek making a new gay music video and releasing it on Pornhub because there's real gay porn in it. Sorry, Miss Jackson. Peasants Graham.

Aetherian has the past because he took a lost his hard ass, Progerian hunters fermented cream pie, frying bacon with my shirt off, Nefram, and of course at the end of our list. You know who it is. The king. The king. Come boom.

King of haphazard. Thanks. Thank you all. We'll be back in person next time, I think. Son. Yeah, I think we'll be fine. And then, who knows, maybe we'll have a special milestone episode. could be that might be something

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