The Snark Tank - #399⁴: Druski Kirk

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTank

Frozenberry blasts, please. You're all right, love. Do you know what I've done? What have you done? Do you see Pete sleeping over there? I've got the sun cream and I've only gone and drawn it. I love it really? But that's not Pete.

Oh, then how? Oh, very funny. Avoid having the wrong kind of fun in the sun. At spec savers, get two for one, including sunglasses from 100 euro, with single vision lenses to the same prescription. Terms and conditions apply. See in store for details.

How would you describe McCain vibes? I would reckon it's like a crisp and a chip. If they had a baby, do you know what I mean? A chip and a crisp. Combination. It's got crisp ancestry, but it's a chip. Like a hot chip crisp combo thingy? Yeah?

Pure poetry that was. McCain vibes. Our chip crisp combo hot snack thingies in a freezer aisle near you. by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeney. Sit back and prepare for some action. Prepare for some glazing glory. Piss. Oh, damn.

Hey. What did you say before? What did you say piss? Oh, sorry, I look like piss. Oh. Yeah, I didn't get a lineup. Fucking, everything's blooming, and then the lawn, uh, lawn care people are here.

And so it's just, it's, it's awful. I feel awful. Yeah, I feel long care people. What do you mean by long care people? What? What, what, what do you mean by that? What am I, what, I don't know, what am I, what am I supposed to say? Describe those people.

Oh. Oh, Mexican. Yeah, the, the Mexicans are here. I'm sorry. I wasn't, I wasn't. You referred to them, you referred to them, you referred to them by their canon name. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. One care people. You're giving, you're giving them. a title and I think that's fucking yeah I politically correct I'm sorry I was cringe of me forgot to say sorry the the beaners with machines are here

the beaners with machiners are here the beaner machine is insane welcome to the Star Tank podcast on that note Jesus Christ only a minute and 30 seconds in welcome Star Trek podcast it's me Chris it's him Derek it's him Sweeney we're doing remote again

because I felt a little uh I felt a little ill upon further reflection and Derek kind of mentioned it. I was thinking about it. It was like it probably is just blooming. And it probably is just allergies. That's fucking me up a bit. I suspected that,

but I just, I just not take me the chances. Yeah. Yeah. I also, the last time we, I hopped on a train, the last time we recorded in person,

the, there was a problem with the Metro Lincoln had to jump on the Amtrak, which has a bunch of people traveling all over the place, but just suitcase everywhere. and I was kind of scared because I started feeling like shit too I was like oh man I caught some disease from fucking somewhere but again in my everything almost got mega anthrax I it was I thought so for a second because just

weird people and then a bunch of Amish people all the fucking time I don't know what's thing I don't on the train yeah always I see Amish people almost every time I ride but they only take Amtrak they don't fuck with MetroLink it'll never take I don't understand what I it's it's becoming clear to me now that I just don't really is there like a sliding timeline for the Amish kind of like the Simpsons where like like trains are okay it seems like it's like railroad that they can't like like they've never not been like that they've never not been here they've been here the whole time that's not what I'm saying I'm saying as I'm saying they're canon you know their lore for them yeah for or like what is considered it's kind of like how Magneto was a was a was a you know a Holocaust survivor, but like in the future that's ridiculous. That would be kind of impossible. So, you know, are they

like they don't have, they don't want iPhones for example, right? But maybe they'll settle for like a Nokia. Ooh. Like maybe that's, you know what I mean? Like as it goes before it was butter churners, then it was you think you think they're going to make what you call it is.

Then they're going to make Magneto a fucking. They're going to make Magneto a, a Gaza, uh, a gossin. Oh, that'd be crazy. That is the next.

They would lose their minds. They would, I mean, it would be dramatically make sense. Their minds. It would be wild. It would be kind of like, it would be kind of wild only from the perspective of like, man,

it's like the, it's technically as. They, they would actively. The Jewish guy is a Jewish victim and now he's being victimized by Jewish people. It's kind of like, I think the people. I think it would be problematic on all sides.

I think a lot of people would be kind of upset. I think either I think that would work or making him like an ex-panther or something. I think those are the only way you can make that character exist. Making him look like Osama. What do you mean? Literally. Literally. Giving him the turban and a big beard making him tall.

And his name is Osama. Eric Osama Langsharabama. I see. Yeah. Mag. mag hamid yes mag hamid and he is he

I just don't think you can welcome to start take podcast welcome to start tag podcast it's already a fucking disaster Patreon and Comcastor Star Tank if you want to support code go over there if you want to ask us questions if you want early ad free access services all that stuff you know you know the fucking drill

um I uh yeah man you don't want to get sick on the Amtrak particularly because you know the medical bills are going to be crazy you know especially now you know everything's getting expensive everything's nuts everything's that's PlayStation a PS5 is now nine hundred dollars if you want the latest iteration of the PS5 which is two years old yeah and how much it was it when it first dropped i think it was like 700 or something or like 750 or something

and that i remember that being absurd that felt bad that felt crazy bad at that time for a better machine than the base PS5. And now I think the base PS5 is the price of the pro and now like the pro is $900. The idea that you're knocking on the door of $1,000 for a PlayStation is insane. Like I never in my life thought I would see that. Yeah, that's why like you said before when we're talking about Xbox and some of the other prices and things.

It was yes, a PC is still more expensive, but not for much more you can get something that is infinitely better because of the much more things that you can do with it and like a good

graphics card now the entry the bar for entry is it's very fucking low now so you get something in a like if you were doing the the 30 something 30 like I what did I

I used to have a 30 80 or something I forgot what I had before yeah but I just gave it it I just threw it at Jojo I gave it her And like it, but that shit looked fine. It looked completely great. And it ran fine. Like I, it's,

it's now I'm not noticing much of a difference. I'm like, I'm at a 5070 now. And I'm kind of like, yeah, it's a little better. You know, it's not,

it doesn't really matter. That was what I was noticing when I got like, I put a 5070 in my New York computer while I was home. Yeah. Because I needed to play stuff for the show and I was home for longer than I thought it would be. So I was like, I guess I'll get a fucking graphics card. But that was up from a 980.

a 980 to a 5070, so obviously it looked better. Sure. That's different. But better than I have a 3080 at home here. And I remember like looking at it in New York, the 5070, being like, I don't know if it's that. I don't know if I'm seeing really that. It's negative.

I don't know if I see what they're, I don't know if I see like what the price is doing. I should have just got a 3080, but I just have time. Sure. Because I needed it fucking immediately. But the. yeah man i don't know you are knocking on the door of like expensive pc like if you like 600

is a really good price for a console like it's expensive but like for a console that does what like modern consoles do like that's pretty good you know it's running shit well consistently resident evil five residentville nine looks fucking great on the pro even like it's it's it's it's good but once you get to like 800 900 certainly You are in that ballpark of like, oh, I just might as well just spend a couple, spend a bit more on a PC really at this point. Yeah. That does way more. Like, why not if I'm already in this territory?

Especially since most people that are buying, like, if they went out and bought a console, I would say the average person is charging credit anyway. The average person isn't usually just dropping $500 out of their pocket because that would interfere with their bills. So if you're just, you'll just pay off it. you'll pay off those charges a little bit longer, essentially. If you just take the leap and get a PC, it won't be that much noticeable. You're just paying a little bit more over time. That's what I would say, because it's, I feel stupid just because I never thought, like, how could I have known that this was going to happen?

Because I said that I'm going to wait to get a PS5 until I absolutely feel like I need one, which would be when GTA 6 would come out because I wanted to play at launch. And I'm definitely not doing that anymore. It's not unless something drastically changes, I'm kind of, I'm waiting for the PC port. I'm definitely waiting for whenever that's going to be. I don't know how much long, I don't know how long it's going to be because of this. I don't know if they just been working on it simultaneously. And it's like, oh, we don't need that much.

We're just going to delay by a little bit. Like it's pretty much ready to go, but we're going to delay to milk console people. as much as humanly possible and then they'll drop it on PC. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What's even crazy is that the next PlayStation's kind of on its way also. And so it's just like, what the fuck is that going to cost?

That's what? That's looking like, what, like $1,200? What the fuck's going to buy that? The fucking steam machine now is probably in a lot of trouble. That new Xbox? Like, that's going to, these are over $1,000, obviously, right? Like if the PS5, if the slightly better, version of the pro version of the, like,

you know what I mean, of the last console is $900. Like, what the fuck? You're over a grand. You're arguably already damn near a grand with tax on the $900 machine anyway. Yeah. So like, Frozenberry blast, please. You're all right, look. Do you know what I've done?

What have you done? Do you see Pete's sleeping over there? I've got the sun cream and I've only gone and drawn it. I love it, really? But that's not Pete. Oh, then help. Oh, very funny. Avoid having the wrong kind of fun in the sun. At spec savers, get two for one, including sunglasses from 100 euro, with single vision lenses to the same prescription.

Terms and conditions apply, see in store for details. How would you describe McCain vibes? I would reckon it's like a crisp and a chip. If they had a baby, do you know what I mean? A chip and a crisp. Combination. It's got crisp ancestry, but it's a chip. Like a hot.

Chip, crisp combo thingy? Yeah? Pure poetry that was. McCain vibes are chip, crisp combo hot snack thingies in a freezer aisle near you. Brother, like, I, it's fucking crazy to me. I don't know, this is all. What would you do? Would you like just, if you're, if you're like, one of the men,

if you were a part of these teams, would you be advocating for like, let's just, let's keep on schedule? or maybe would you be like, maybe we should like wait for things to settle down a little bit. I think the issue is that these companies are so big that like, changing direction quickly is kind of impossible.

It's like a ship. You know what I mean? Like a big fucking, you know, like if in order to react, it's still going, even a quick reaction is going to take a while to, they probably did all the R&D already. You know,

they probably did all the deals for the components and all that shit. So it's just like, do you make them, do you make them? hold off on releasing them maybe like sit on sit on sit on sit on them for a while like i really don't i really have no idea but it's gonna be yeah i don't really can afford to sit on them i think i think the sitting on them is probably the worst thing they can do but i understand i understand why they

probably should like you probably really should sit on them but they're probably not because they can't because i feel like everything they do was at the seat of their pants nothing is done preemptively or correctly so instead of like preparing what they will need to be able to succeed they don't they just like rush shit out right in doing that they're just going to fuck themselves further. But I mean, hey, man, seeing corporations fail always makes me happy. And so for just the video game one, which I care about.

But, you know. It's not they're failing. They're doing well. That's the problem. I don't think the consumers are going to be smart enough to revolt or, you know, abstain from buying these ridiculous prices. I think they just, they'll still do it.

Yeah. I think 900 is so much that I do think that will affect, like, I do think people are going to not. I sure hope so. It's still going to sell a lot, obviously. it's a playstation but like i think it's gonna i think it's gonna slow down pretty drastically like you can't ask as a fucking teenager

you're paying hey mom can you fucking imagine the audacity that you would have to have to ask your mom yeah or you're bad for like mom my grandma i know it's a thousand dollars but i would never ask like the idea of asking for a thousand dollar machine

as a child this fucking it was already egregious of me to ask for at Xbox 360 and that was like I think 500 I remember being like uh this probably ain't happening you know I man I think about my mom and the stuff that she

bought back when games were consoles were fucking expensive when I was a kid man and games were really expensive too you lived through that period of time when they were crazy expensive you did live through the time and I think about that I'm like what the fuck like they my mom dropped the pretty pretty for some of the shit

that she used to get. Especially, I remember at a certain point I had to start buying my games. I had an allowance, but I had to save up my money or not get an allowance for a specific amount of time

if I wanted a game because she was like, fuck these games. Like, there's so many of them, especially on PS1 and then at a certain PS2, it was,

that was more of like, yeah, there are 50 bucks. And it was kind of, it didn't feel as egregious anymore. No. 50 bucks? They were about 50.

4999. Were they, I'm trying to remember what You can still see a lot of old tags. They were. Yeah, they were because like I remember the 360. The big thing was 60 and PS3 was that they were $60. $59.59.99. I remember that was the base price for a video game at that point.

I thought $6 were PS4 games. I can be wrong. They certainly wrong. Well, they stayed. For a while, I think. And so PS3 and 360 were 60 bucks and then they stayed the same in the next generation which was actually kind of neat.

And then the end of generation they started changing in pricing Yeah, because they kept jumping before and then it was, so that's why like when we even talk about like video games feeling super expensive, I was like well, yes and no. It feels expensive because everything's rising

around us, but also technically video games should be a little bit more expensive. That's the crazy thing. They should be like I remember Mari. I remember some of the I granted the NES were cartridges

so they were more expensive but I remember those being like 80 bucks in like the 90s dude I was just I recently was watching something and they mentioned somebody mentioned they're like bro

my mom paid 80 bucks for Chrono Trigger that's crazy and I was like $80 in the 90s and I was like that game was fucking kind of short dude

I'd be really upset about that that's nuts and now you get like a, I don't know, like Hell Divers is 40 bucks. Marathon is 40 bucks. Like this is like, I don't know. It's like it's it's not like games aren't more expensive. The, the hardware

is more expensive for sure. Yeah. The services and all that shit. You don't really own it. That's kind of a bummer. Yeah. Yeah. But. I don't know, dude. This is this, yeah, it feels bad man. I, I, I just I don't have, man, I have so, I hope that there is a

I hope it, I hope it hurt. them so then they can be like, okay, we can't do this. I really do because I also just, me dabbling and understanding, like, say, what is it called the gasha game world and how these people put up with anything and everything. And it's rare when there's like any type of consumer revolt and people just whip out their credit cards and drain their fucking wallets. It makes me feel like people who love PlayStation, maybe not Xbox, because Xbox doesn't have that type of uh it doesn't have that that that aracism yeah it's kind of gone dude that's it's gone

brock's died a while for sure but i what i almost feel like there's going to be way too many people that what even ps6 is one thousand dollars it's it's 99 99 it's gonna happen unfortunately not like there's gonna be some truth to that where it's gonna we're gonna see that you know we're gonna to see niggas buying it when they probably really shouldn't be buying it. And it's it's gonna it's gonna suck, you know, but that's just the, it's unfortunate it's the way to fucking the world goes. People are going to buy it. People are going to fucking be like, it's amazing, even though they probably shouldn't. There's going to be a bunch of people being like, oh, it's, it's fine that it cost as much. They don't have the hobby then. And it's like, well, you're, you're lost.

You're lost. You're lost to the, to the translation of the world of how problems. automatic. Something costing how much just is in general. Maybe we just need like, maybe finally Bernie Sanders will just snap or something. And he'll... I can't believe the PlayStation is this expensive. Yeah. You imagine?

Bring you a fucking strap. We go into the White House. That's hilarious. Everybody, like, starts showing up. He's, like, riding on a fucking horse. He's riding on, like, Hassan or something. I don't know. He's just, like, fucking...

He's riding on his son. And then he's... He summons, he fucking summons something like a Nardo character. Listen, listen. Only because you brought up the White House. I forgot to mention this. Frozenberry blast, please. You're all right, love.

Do you know what I've done? What have you done? Do you see Pete sleeping over there? I've got the sun cream and I've only gone and drawn out. I love it, really? But that's not Pete. Oh, then help. Oh, very funny.

Avoid having the wrong kind of fun in the sun. At Specsavers, get two for one. including sunglasses from 100 euro with single vision lenses to the same prescription. Terms and conditions apply, see in store for details. How would you describe McCain vibes? I would reckon it's like a crisp and a chip. If they had a baby, do you know what I mean?

A chip and a crisp. Combination. It's got crisp ancestry, but it's a chip. Like a hot chip, crisp combo thingy? Yeah. Pure poetry that was. McCain vibes. Our chip, crisp, combo, hot snack thingies in a freezer aisle near you.

Yeah, before we were talking about what we were going to bring up on the show today. Did you see the White House announced? Well, did you see what the White House announced? Well, I don't know if it's the UFC event or is it something else. So they've got an app. What is it? What kind of app is it? It's just they launched.

the White House app at 7.53 this morning. They posted a thing. Live streams, real time updates, straight from the source, no filter. The conversation everyone's watching is now at your fingertips. And it's just, I can't even fathom what this is, but I'm not fucking putting that on my phone. It's not going to be on your phone randomly. It's going to be like, why is it on my phone now? It's going to be like the U2 album.

Yeah. They're just going to throw it on your phone. Right, right, right. This is assault. You put this is a salt. Why this is on my phone? Excuse me. I wonder if it,

if it possibly has anything to do with, uh, well, I assume that since, uh, Paramount Plus has, um, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the White House UFC event would be on Paramount Plus. But maybe this app will, you can stream it on there or something.

And then of course, they'll steal your information on that shit or something. It's very cool. Yeah. that's happening there. It's crazy. Better doing a U.S. event and fucking White House in general. It's such a fucking banana. There's one of the OGs, uh, Benson Henderson. He was, they were interviewing him about and he was like, I don't know, man, it just feels like some fucking hunger game shit. He's like this sucks. And he's like, oh, you're not going to watch.

He's like, I don't fucking. He's like, well, you know, he's like, first of all, like, come on. you know, look at me. I don't like this guy. Like, I don't fucking like, look at me. I'm a very brown person. Like, I don't like this guy. Uh, it feels. It feels. It feels. feels fucking grow if i can't believe when they talked to mighty mouse and he's like i'm black he's like of course i don't like this guy i can't believe i just can't believe like the ufc has always been it was like factions the ufc was an entity that that harbored factions so there would be like team alpha male and there'd be a bunch of fucking chuds in that gym and there'd be like the lions den where there's a bunch of bros like there would be and then there would be like black zillions which

was like the, you know, party fucking black people and Brazilians and people down in Miami fucking everybody, you know, like, it was just like different parties and factions. And then now it just morphed into an entity of just, oh, we, we're, we're the right hand of of Trump now or something. And it's so fucking weird because for it's, for 25 years of its entire existence, it has been politically neutral. And then just. for now it's like they're acting like it feels like they've always been this way like you just how brazen it is i agree and i disagree it's like i like i like i like i like i know what you're saying you are right you are right it is it was but like you have seen as i guys have always people that

like that kind of stuff there's a obvious correlation between the two there is there is a correlation between people that are that are like very bro i fight i get punched in the fucking head all the time you know there's there's something there, like, not to discredit, like, there was difference before obviously. It's been wrestling, right? Once upon the time wrestlers were, like, had backbone some of them, and there's not only Cody Rhodes actively shitting on the president.

And, but, you know, most wrestling niggas, clearly there's a, there's a correlation, you know? I just don't think that's true at all. I think that's, I guess. I think they they've brought, so these, they bring people from all over the world to be in these organizations. So they're not just

one thing, but like, say, you have usually, like, factions like I always saying. So some people had the idea if they saw people like Tito Ortiz back in the UFC days, they would think, oh, this is how UFC people are because they're watching this really famous guy. But one of the most famous people before him was just hoist Gracie. And he was just some quiet Brazilian guy. So you just thought, oh, there's a lot of discipline.

There's a lot of this. It just depends on what you were paying attention to. And so if you were in like the Gracie camp, you weren't some fucking dickhead. But if you were on it, you were tap out or something or like, say, Team Alpha male or something, then you're a complete cunt. Like it just completely dependent on what you were focusing on, what appealed to you. And there was a time, say, maybe where there was some sexism because there was like no girls allowed. And then they, they took that barrier down because there was a lot of money to be made because of no shit. And then it just became like, hey, don't mouth off too much.

Don't say anything too crazy or you're going to get fired because people. used to get fired for saying really racist and homophobic stuff. Yeah, but imagine that. Even all the way up until fucking 2015, where it's like, don't fucking, we don't tolerate that shit. And then, of course,

as Trump started getting, it completely changed. Now, Dana started fucking guzzling his taint because he doesn't want to pay more fucking money. Exactly. So it feels, it's been long enough to where it feels like it's been like this for a long

time. But I've been watching, dude, I've been a fan of the USC since 2000. Like, that most of my life, I've been heavily, like I have the first UFC game

you know it's fucking dog shit but I was you know what I'm saying I don't I'm not I wouldn't I may have oversimplified it I think that there is a there is a I think there's a correlation it is not entirely of the truth it is not always that obviously there's always going to be variations but I feel like people fucking people that love the fighting people that love all that that hyper aggressive shit there I feel like there is a 10 for them to lean towards you know being a bit idiotic conservative people I think in like in UFC yes I think in UFC when because some of the most popular people like a Tito Ortiz for example or like say a Chuck Lidale even though Chuck Lidale was not a was never he's never said anything

chuddy just by him looking if you look at Chuck Lidale yeah right yeah like so like he's got a chud build he completely and so if you're looking at this you may think that just by default and then some of the most popular one also the American ones some of the most popular stuff like tap out and shit like the things that people were wearing, all that dumb shit, like I hated that stuff. But if you go outside the UFC and just any other promotion,

like Bellator, if you were even thinking about like, say, one championship, you're thinking about Risen, if you're thinking about pride, it was mostly just not that. It was people fighting.

It wasn't about the, like even some people who had personalities. It was about like, say, especially in Japan, they love pro wrestling. So it was more about just having like, not a political fucking aura to you, but just a gaudy and fucking like a flamboyant presence or some shit. Like a Rick Flair.

When you leave America, it changes. Obviously, when you go to Canada, Canadians don't act the way we did. When you go to Brazil, they don't act the way we did obviously. But now it's just, it draws in all those kinds of people. Yeah, we just had like, we had, we had, we had, we had, there was a lot of people that went to you, mixed martial arts gyms because of Tito Ortiz. because of people like that that got into it

and they were these there were stupid assholes that vote one way specifically their entire lives before that it wasn't you didn't really see that so I understand this shift and especially what people saw a lot

in the in the public eye like I completely get that like on that I understand how it if you were not even casual if you just saw UFC just a little bit you were probably like oh isn't that that like fucking bro-y bullshit. I'm like, I totally understand why you would think that.

That's crazy. I do you see something? I looked at Tito Ortiz and I was like, D.V. Whole case. Immediately. I was like, he did this. He did this. And it's like, clearly he's done this. Google was like,

duh, bro. What do you mean? Look at him. I mean, he has, I would bet any money on this that he has CTE, like 100 or 6. You know how a lot of people would just say that. But like, Definitely has it, yes. Pure examples, if you want to see how he used to talk when he was young versus now, it is, it's fucking sad. He's so stupid.

It's shocking. And then you even have people like, there's a guy. I used to be cool with Jake Shields. You know, he was strike force champion and then he went to the UFC. Jake Shields is a fucking Nazi now, essentially. And I'm like, what the fuck happened here? You got hit in the head. Like, he wasn't a Nazi and then he's just a Nazi now.

Like, it wasn't even. It happened. I don't know, man. It does something. It really does something. Like, it's no coincidence that it's no coincidence that brain damage leads trends that way. Like what was it?

That fucking John Fetterman dude who fucking microwaved his head by accident? I don't know what the fucking story was. But like, he was like a lefty guy or whatever or like for poor. I never really followed him. I really did. I genuinely did not know anything about him. But, uh,

that he had a fucking, he had a little stroke. And now he's a fucking meat rider. Completely turned heel. It's at a certain point, you do have to kind of. to look at that and be like if you're a conservative

I wonder if you look at that and you're like hmm why is it that I have so much in common with brain literally brain dead people why is it like why is it why is it that why is it that why is it that me at my at my fullest potential

with with no debuffs as it were arrives at the same conclusion as a profoundly handicapped person mentally like why does that happen But then it's weird, right?

Because then there's fucking Mick Foley's. There's a McFollies. What's the fuck is that? Oh, he's a wrestler that's like reasonable. And he's like really reasonable. And he has the most. Like, you know what I would say?

It's crazy. I would say he most of his damage is his body, not his head. No, he had, dude, he's had like a record amount of concussions. He's had, I think probably dozens. Yeah, but the issue is that like literally strokes and like brain hemorrhages. I mean, he's definitely got to. Yeah, you're right. like literally like brain damaged people.

He's an anomaly. Look, I was going to say, McFully might be an outlier. Mick Foley might be too stupid. I feel like that's the opposite. I feel like that's an option for him. I feel like that's the opposite.

I feel like that's the easy option. I think he's an outlier. I think legitimately if you look at he's only gotten more progressive as he's gotten older. And it's like, dude, what the hell? You're old white ex-drug addict. Look at it.

Because now you're like really. cool in your life in your late 60s you're like an awesome dude but he's always been awesome I think he's always been yeah that's the thing like he just didn't get he's just one of I feel he's one of the lucky people that did not he I don't think he may not have CTE there's no signs of it at least is that the same McFoly from McFoly's Bar and Grill yes no it's this is I don't even know what that is I don't know I don't he's a wrestler if you look up he's had three personas he had Cactus Jack dude love and mankind mankind This is his most famous one word.

He would dress like he had like a A button up white button up shirt and a tie. So we kind of looked like a businessman. But then he had these brown tights. And then he had this weird mask on. And he used to come. He used to be like a weirdo. But then they gave him this like really happy fucking have a nice day.

Smiley face insignia thing. And he became a good guy. His music fucking was all happy. And he, his most popularity at one point was we teamed up with the with the rock. And it was called the rock and sock. connection. Oh yeah, because he had a, he had a thing, had a thing called Soco, a hand puppet, a sock puppet called Sock

Chris is like, what the hell are you talking about? I really have no context for any. As I'm saying it sounds insane. You genuinely had to be there. It's one of those things. You had to be there. Dude, the Rock and Sock connection, I was little for the, like, I was very young for the Rock and Sock connection.

Like maybe not even six yet. Because I remember when mankind came back, that's when I was like, watching wrestling. And I was just like, this is fucking awesome. And he's just like a genuinely could dude. I'm making so as big. Is it a show, for sure like, isn't big show like a nice guy too? Maybe. I don't know much about him. I don't know much about his

like outside things. I just know like just so many gay friend. He's plenty of like gay friends and he's like a big John, Joe Maganello. The one of like he's that fucking that like dude those bread Sophie Fagara. He is a very like inclusive kind dude. Yeah. He sounds like him. Yeah, he probably. I mean, I mean, I think the opposite is he was, you know, he was, he was, he was tapping Sophia Fagara for years. All right, fair enough.

But he's like a very open, conclusive, but like he's like the cool kind of heavy metal where it's like the rebel kind, not the, I'm mad at everybody. School should be scared of me, dude. Schools should be scared of me. And him and Big Show are like super close, close friends. Well, it's the Negro. Man, I just miss with like shit. It was just stupid. Because even in pro wrestling, a lot of those gimmicks and stuff are just out because it was, it was lame, but I thought that was the point.

You know, I thought the point was to have fun. Like, say, you know, I remember people making the argument for, say, we might even talk about this on the show superheroes and taking their their costumes and making them more serious. And it was like, it wasn't needed. I understand that. I didn't, now me, I never, I didn't see them that way. so I wasn't on that, but I understand that argument. I understand the argument that the underwear, the tights or whatever and all that shit,

it was kind of like supposed to be fun. And why did y'all make it so serious? And in the same way, like wrestling, they kind of did the same thing where it's, it's much more, there's no, there's no zombies wrestling anymore, demons wrestling.

There's no pimps wrestling anymore, no porn stars wrestling anymore. What are their names? The twins, the white, the Dudley's, the Dudley brothers. We don't got them no more. Buddy boys, man. Literal terrorists.

They were literally just, they weren't, they weren't terrorists, but they were, they were the terrorists of that generation of, they were just horrible. Bubba Ray was just like putting old women through tables. It was so funny. When I saw him do that, I cannot tell you how much I laughed and looked at my grandma. I got to show Chris. My grandma was like, why are you laughing that hard? And I was like, because that old lady's gone, grandma. She's gone.

I'm gonna be bubba ray dudley being putting um may young through a table is so dude may young was a fucking like i don't understand her she took so many hard bumps and she was like fucking 70 it made no sense like she she'd been put through many tables and i was like she's old and frail but she's oh g she was wrestling and she was wrestling in like the 50s or something, dude. She's like a fucking OG, like female wrestler. God damn, dude.

The amount, the amount of Let me find the I got a timestamp it for you because it's like a three minute video, but it gets to it's, uh, let's see. So I'm going to send in the chat. And you just want to start pretty much from the one minute mark.

Hey, come on. The one minute mark of this. Yeah. So what is this video called? people can look it up. Okay, so this is just Bubba Ray Dudley power bombs May Young off the stage. It's crazy. It is genuinely crazy. That's so funny, man.

And then his fucking stare, he has this, like, murderous, like, psychotic stare after he does it. It's so fucking funny. Who is, is that fucking Betty White? It is not Betty. She looks like a Betty. That is crazy. Is that a real woman?

Yes. That is May Young. She has taken many bumps like that. She actually, you can find other ones where she's in the ring getting power bomb through a table. She's crazy. Well, she was. She's clearly dead. Imagine, imagine. Clearly dead.

I imagine seeing someone do that and cheering for them. And I cheered for him. I cheered for him when I was little. I was ecstatic. I was like, yay. I'm so happy he did that to this woman. Oh, man. It was one of my favorite.

That was one of my favorite moments other than, um, there's a, there was a porn star wrestler named Val Venus. I remember her too. And he was beefing with, um, Ty and Kai and Calvin. And Valvin's the, I'm not thinking the wrong person. So Valvinas was the porn. Hello, ladies. And he would come out with the towel and shit.

And there's like porn sex music, his theme song. Anyway, he was beefing with these Japanese wrestlers. And at one point, like, they wanted to chop his dick off, right? So they kept going like, it was so racist. Like choppy, choppy, your pee. And at one point, they actually captured him backstage. He's hanging up right by his arms. They pull his pants down, get a sword.

And the camera cuts right before the, you know, chop off his dick. It's so fucking. It is so fucking absurd. Dude, have you seen the Kurt Engel and freaking what you call it? Kurt Engel and freaking Bookerty's wife thing. Oh, yeah. That shit was problematic as fuck. I was like, this is not okay, right?

Pretty sure Kurt Engel raped Bookerty's wife and Gaddy. That fucking smile? The way that, the way that they, that's what, but that's what wrestling was, it was so fun back then. the wrestling the moves are way better now but the entertainment aspect the shit that was you could show like somebody who thinks that's the gayest shit ever and they can still find some comedy within it

you'd be like that's so dumb that's actually pretty funny and um yeah it's more or less gone that is fucking insane I can't I can't get over how old this fucking woman is dude yeah

this doesn't feel right to see The fact that she was willing to do shit like that, it just, it's, it is, uh, it's absurd. I couldn't believe any when I was a kid. I was like, bro, what is she doing? It is fucking really upsetting. Oh, man. Anyway, what else? There was, uh, oh my God, there was something else that I went.

Oh, dude, the, uh, Drewski. So, so, so I'm going to be, I'm going to be fully transparent. I really don't know much about Druski. I really don't know anything about him. I only ever see him like trending every now and again. I've seen like out of context clips of him just kind of like, is he the guy who does like, he has like,

could have been, could have been thing. I don't, I'm not wearing my glasses. I don't know what that means. He has like could have been records where like a bunch of people come up and like they try to show it's sort of like. Yeah,

they come up. They come up. I've seen him pass on a bunch of people immediately because they're wearing a dumb shirt or something. Yeah. So like, but that is literally my only context for Juski. I don't know.

who he is. I don't know who he knows. I don't know his political lead. I really don't know anything about him. I can assume his political leanings today. But even that is kind of like, I don't really know. He he did, he's done this a couple times where he's teamed up with like a makeup team or something or like a prosthetics team.

To, like the last thing I remember him doing was like he just made himself white. He made himself like a redneck. Yeah, what's a overalls? And like fairly convincing makeup. This is a black dude passing himself off as like a fat white guy. It was pretty good.

And it's pretty good. From a distance it's fucking It's a mark. I would have passed right. Well, if he wasn't wearing overraws and shit, but if he was just wearing like regular clothes, I would have passed by him

and I would have not paid attention. You know what I mean? Because I don't care about people really. It was convincing enough for that. It was pretty good. Yeah, it's good stuff. So like he did one recently where he,

he got his makeup team to make him look exactly like Erica Kirk. and he had like a video I think conservative women It was basically like it's called like How Conservative Women Act or whatever And it was just him walking around His hero Erica Kirk With the fucking

The full wig The full makeup The full white face The contacts everything Yeah And it's getting people bent out of shape Oh yeah The fireworks and everything

Like because you know how Her entrance for the fucking Memorial, whatever the fuck it was. Right. Yeah. Insane. Yeah, there's a lot of people. They're all fucking butt hurt and it's,

naturally what you knew what was going to happen, happen were these fucking people who pretend like they don't like dark humor. They pretend like all this shit. As soon as their feelings get hurt, they act like, oh, this is out of line. This is inappropriate and shit. It's like, shut the fuck up. Like, I understand you're upset.

I get that because you love Erica and Charlie and all that dumb shit. but also, you know, take it on the chin. Because when your people make George Floyd jokes or whatever the fuck, it doesn't matter. I'm not doing some one to one, but just dark humor at the expense of somebody's death or whatever, you don't give a fuck. You know, and that's the one thing that like is driving me nuts, man, just the people who are just pretending to be upset that are like, oh, it's just too far. and I'm like, you know that's not true, motherfucker. You know it's not too far. Yeah, the idea that it's too far as insane.

Like that is such a thing. That is so outrageous in the modern time. I can respect if you believe it's too far, if you also have a line, you know, if you also have shown your line. Like me, I make fun of, I laugh a lot of fuck shit and I have my own lines.

But at the same time, I can't like really be like, hey, that's not funny. You're making fun of this person getting hurt. It's like, well, I, I laugh at death. Like, bro, like, come on. Yeah, it's really that it's like it's hypocrisy is the policing Yeah the the trying it's all it's all that shit like the people that were trying to get people fired when people were making Charlie Kirk jokes

It's just sincimonious pieces of shit. Yeah, it just really bothers me. It's like it's that It's freaking what you call it like we her friend post on one of our discords about like people that were fucking really mad about our creators because there's a Charlie Kirk dummy in a game Really and one got people are like this is completely unfoy I cannot believe they put this in the game I think it's a hell hilarious. There's no way. There's also, but it's just to clarify, there's no way that's really there. Like somebody modded that in. Of course. Very clearly. It's not in the game. Like, oh, the, the developers didn't put a Charlie. No, obviously, they didn't, they didn't make that. They, the developers didn't do that. That's all out of pocket. It's really funny. I mean, that would still be funny to me, but that would be so insane to do. That's just, that's just like, oh, you just lost money now. Y'all don't get a fuck. That's crazy. Like for no reason. You could have just not. You could have that like on your server and like,

hey, guys, look at this. Yeah. I guess you can have the, maybe it would have, because you see how like how conservatives act a lot of times like somebody. Oh,

racist mom, uh, calling a little boy the N word and she gets like raises almost like a million dollars or whatever the fuck it was like that. It may have that type of effect too. You know, like where these people these fuck, but that's the whole thing like a lot of these people that's,

they don't have the tone policing and all this is so stupid. It's like stop, dude, just stop. They don't really believe in anything. Just stop. They just want to be, it's fine when they do it. It's fine when they're actively being terrible. When they're, when it's fine when people die as long as they don't like them. Or it's fine when people who are persecuted when it isn't their religion.

It's fine. It's all that shit. They don't care about, that's the thing that annoys like, they don't even care about hypocrisy. Even if you point it out, they don't care. It's just like. No, no, it's not the same. It's like, okay, cool. Just, okay, change up your language then.

Just be like, I'm mad that my. feelings got hurt. And I'd be like, all right, cool. I don't care. But at least you're just saying the right thing. You're saying what is actually true. What's going on here. You're not trying to pretend like, oh, this is messed up or this is not. I mean, no, your feelings were hurt. The thing that you like, the person that you like is being made fun of. Just be honest about it. Like it's, I'm still going to make fun of you, but at least I can give you, I don't know, 0.1% of respect for being honest. Fuck. Yeah. It is, um, at least I can say you're honest. Right. Yeah. At the, very least.

Yeah, I'll give me that. But they can't even do that, man. I'm like, fuck. Just. But that, but, Juski's fucking, I don't know. I,

I, I, I, just for like, it felt so unnecessary because, especially since we were already over the wave of, there was already plenty of memes

that Erica Kirk should already happen. So it's, it's kind of like, all right, this is a little, a little late, but, you know,

I still appreciate the effort because that's, it's, it's, I, I, I saw a lot of comments that were like, I can't believe they're just making fun of her like grieving. And I'm like, yeah, but do you not feel weird at all about like her grieving? That kind of grieving is interesting for sure. Is that not like you don't feel put off by that even a little bit? Even if you feel like I can't believe I'm sad that Charlie's gone. And then you saw like put it anybody who's somebody if Keith David died, he's got his head blown. Something crazy happened and Keith David's wife came out with fucking streamers and shit.

And she was doing backflips or something. I'd be like, what's happening? You wouldn't even like question. I would like, why? Why is she doing this? I don't. She's probably getting a really good. She's probably going to earn like getting a lot of money.

This is in her name now and I could see her being happy, I guess. But like, like someone I loved. It doesn't matter. I'm sad. I don't know, man. I think of it like this, right? People, look, man,

people die, right? And there's good people that died. I get made fun of. There's black people who die to get made fun of. And I think it says something. that his death has been turned into a joke. It says something about the man he was, you know. It should say something.

That's something that, like, they don't like to admit. They don't want to admit as true. They don't want to admit that. It says something that when you die, people make mannequins of your death. People 3D print your thing, you know? Like, I think, and you could say the thing about George Floyd. George Floyd was a complicated man, but he was killed unjustly. and that is the overall sentiment of his death.

Charlie Kirk gets his neck blown off and people turned it into a song. People turned it into a little, a fucking jingle. You know, like it said there's something there. There's something to that. And I think that needs to be

really understood by them. The thing with that's right. But the thing with, the thing with Erica Kirk is like, it's this isn't, it would be one thing if Charlie Kirk died and Erica Kirk was like, oh my God, this is fucking insane, stepped away and didn't step into the limelight as a CEO as like a public, you know what I mean?

If she didn't take the opportunity to become a public figure and she was just minding her own business trying to raise her kids or whatever, doing whatever the fuck, you know, whatever the fuck she was doing before or whatever, or even just like trying to work, whatever, whatever, whatever they want however you want to spin it, right? Yeah. If the same type of shit, like if Drusky went out and cosplayed as Erica Kirk

when all she did was marry Charlie Kirk and that was it. Yeah, that would be so out of pocket that I would be like brother. Like even I felt weird initially about her, the first like week or two, right? Where she was kind of,

she was making public statements and she was like, she was out there doing a bunch of weird stuff. But I was like, you know what? I don't know how I would react. I don't know how I would be acting if that kind of thing happened to be like, and I would like fresh, you know? I really don't know.

So maybe it is a little bit weird that people are giving her grief, uh, from the way that she's choosing to go about this. Like maybe. Now it's no. Like you're, you've stepped into the limelight of being like a CEO. You're out there on stage with Dickey Minaj.

No. You know what I mean? It's not. She popped up. The way she popped out was like, like, it's not the same thing. like, you're in the middle of... She did it immediately.

She... Well, I understand... The memorial thing was fucking a W.W.E. Titan-Tron entrance. It was like what he's talking about. No, I understand that, but I also understand it's like I don't know how... I'm not really quite sure how I would process that happening to me.

Listen, I can say it would not be that. It is true that you don't know how you do that. But objectively, no matter how you look at it, that is weird to do that. Like, you know, I didn't know. I always thought it was weird. Yeah, but that's kind of a matter of like, it's, it's the, uh, the hostility that it was met with is how I, is, is the, the thing that I'm talking about.

Like, there were people making fun of her like immediately and I was like, I don't know, guys. Like, maybe she's being pulled. Maybe there's a bunch of executives, right, pulling her in these weird directions. She's in the middle of grieving. She's trying to figure, but Chris, shut up, shut up. Let me get the point out. Let me get the point. Yeah, good one.

The point is that like, that continued. didn't stop and she clearly loves it. And she's also a public figure now. She's not, she didn't recede into just being a private citizen. And I'm not saying that she should have, you know, whatever,

people who do whatever the fuck they want, really, like it's up to them. She clearly chose to do this. But what I'm saying is, if people were making fun of Erica Kirk, and all she did was act a little strangely in the first week and then dip

into being like a private citizen again, I would be like, I don't know, man. that's kind of that's a lot that's kind that's kind of crazy Chris Chris she didn't act strangely Chris I don't think you understand it's fine through a I understand fucking immediate like I understand the words you guys turning point through a media thing I understand that but this is what I'm saying there's it there's an argument to be made that turning point used a grieving widow in the throes of a

psychotic break to get a lot of attention on their you know what I mean like there's a narrative that could be I don't think that's a true narrative I'm saying that it was possible at the time and you're getting weird about it. It's fine. You can make fun of her now. I have no problem with the jerseki thing was funny. Yeah, I understand where you're coming from.

I'll just say from, I feel a little bit differently just in that. I think from the minute those fucking sparklers shot up, it was fair game. The sparklers is insane. That was like a meeting. It wasn't in a, it wasn't in a stadium.

It wasn't a day, but it was the first big like public appearance of like here, we're going to honor my late husband and then she got on stage and then the rockets were fucking red glaring and shit right right but before that she was doing

interviews or she was like she was like she was doing interviews already yes she was she was because people were talking to her and she was like I'm ready yeah I can't remember what she was saying but she was acting strangely in the video in the interviews and I remember being like and people were making fun of her and I was like yeah okay I get it like it's fine but like

I don't know guys I think like I guess and and that's true okay I understand that but I guess also even I understand she's acting like a Cid that's not the point of it. I think there's a point to it right like I don't know like you've never had your your if Lily got shot in the neck

yeah in the public in front of everybody and that people were jingling about it yeah like the world was jingling about it I think the thing is like that probably fuck you up a little bit I think the thing is this right like I I will I will be honest I'll be honest I'll be honest that obviously people experience things differently

and there is no unified way to deal with traumas. And there is truth to that. But at the same time, the breakneck speed in which she was put back out there, the turning point was like, oh, you got a market this now, Erica,

this is the time. That is fucking strange. That is just strange. That's not strange. That's obvious. That's obviously insane. It's like this is weird. There's no way.

like I look I understand you stop saying in the first like 20 in the first 12 hours dude I I kind of wild even me someone like I went too far where I retweeted something very disrespectful of the video of him being killed right whatever even for myself where like I look I for him I don't care like it's like whatever look for me it's like I think that guy was completely dog shit

it was a bit much tweeting his his his final moments with a fucking stupid catchphrase there's a bit of a line there even I'm like, hey, you know, maybe that wasn't the most respectful thing to do. I'll put it back. I can just talk about his character, which was dog shit. And I can go time. I can go band for ban, showing him being a piece of shit person. You know, that's, that is easy to do. And that's where I can keep my, my ambiguous moral high ground that everyone cares so much about. Listen, Kingston, man, I, I just, this is, I just want to remind people who had this weird reaction of how dare you and all that, while all that shit,

was going on. I'm like, bro, when we say this is the internet, even though I don't like these elements of it, it is the internet. And say, for example, when someone who is just universally beloved, like when Kobe Bryant died, um, the crazy memes that I saw on the, what his body was still fucking warm. Dude, I saw his body. And I was like, yo, I don't know if you saw it. There was a video. I got it from one of our friends. I'm not going to, I'm not going to repeat who it was. the fact they even had that thing in general. I don't know because the only people who had that were like the immediate cops and their shit was scrubbed like right away. Well, didn't Kobe have like a rape thing?

And that's why people were kind of like didn't give a shit. Well, there was a, he had a rape thing that was like sort of unfounded. He had an alleged, he had an alleged thing that some girl accused them of. And the one thing that's annoying is actually since there was like a, there was like a settlement.

And it wasn't like because a lot of people want to automatically be like, oh, settlement equals guilt, which is this fucking stupid. It's usually, it's usually, it's a calculation. Like if you care anything about law, if you care anything about like, say things are like, oh, it's not a mission of guilt. It's like you just want to get this over with it done as fast as possible or something like that or blah, blah, this or this or that. But here the thing is, especially when you think about who Kobe Bryant is somebody coming out because I'm like, what is Kobe Bryant need to rape somebody and why is this the only thing? If there was a pattern, like there's a lot of people, you hear patterns. So my whole thing is I'm like, I don't know exactly what happened. I have an idea what I think what happened, but it's between. them. That was largely swept on a rug. There's only a handful of people who were trying to do gashes that are trying to be like, remember when Kobe did this? And he got his life a fucking fat ring afterwards. Yeah, under like the big difference is like say somebody like a Mike Tyson who was actually convicted with evidence and then people see, I don't know, that shit's weird.

So if you want to bring that shit up, if people want to bring that shit up, I'm like, be, because I do think that's problematic as fuck. What does it think is this wife sort of forgives him? And I'm like, there's a lot of people afterwards. crazy stuff and the interview after we're just wild watching them talk to each other after I was like this is nuts this is real really happening but yeah but everyone's like she's fine and I'm like

there was a lot of people that were just just being dickheads right Kobe Bryant died and just they know a lot of people are sad they're just trolling and you just it comes to something that you knew he had to put up with and then you just you kind of got past it and if you're on the internet if you understand this type of stuff people that were going to go hard on the pain on Erica

even if she didn't have anything to do with it. Even if she was a saint and was just wrapped up into some horrible shit, you know, she married a monster. People would probably still try to find something on her or find a way to make fun of her. Yeah, yeah. And so, right. In that, in that case, like, it's like the pearl clutching is just retarded to me. You know, it never won't be. I understand people being upset. I was upset when Kobe Bryant died. I was upset when somebody was talking shit in my, in my comments on Instagram, because I made a post being like, Oh, like, you know, Rip Kobe and this guy's like, who cares about it?

We just played basketball. And I'm like, the fuck out of here. But it didn't like destroy me. I didn't try to find this guy's employment and be like, fire this guy. It's just like, whatever, let it pass. So even Juski, whatever he's doing right now, you may be upset about it. Whatever, man. It's the internet.

You know this is internet bullshit. Just let it wash over you. Because I promise you there's much more press. things you should be upset about. Oh, for sure. Where did you get this, dude? Did you get what I sent you guys in our Discord, in our Discord chat?

Where did you get this, man? No, let me see. I want to retweet this, but I can't. I don't check Discord in a minute. I thought about retweeting, but I'm definitely not going to do it. Stop. Oh, I got a little dizzy. I want to retweet this so badly.

It's a really good fucking, fucking, I really want to repeat this. It's a really good image. This is a top tier image, man. It is a top tier. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the audience who's going to be frustrated.

They're going to be like, why can't we see? I mean, I like it. I like it. My brain processing it. I honestly think it's going to, the funny thing is I honestly think it's going to go over a lot of dumb asses heads. I really do think that a lot of them wouldn't even read it. I got to retweet that. I got to retweet that.

Because it's really because, you know, the only reason why it's, you know, the only reason why it's not that controversial because it's fucking true that's the thing why it's like it's literally true so the I'll go ahead and explain it yeah so it's it's the uh there's that famous diagram of um when Trump

survived his assassination attempt quote quote unquote and uh it's it's like the it's like the arrow showing the bullet trajectory and showing that that turn that he did kind of saved his life because it's the dotted line going through his head and then it shows the turn

of the dotted line grazing his ear. And the first line of it going through his head is 39999. And then the other one is him turning and it says $6.59.99. So, you can figure it out from there. I saw that. I was like, that's fucking wild. That just came across by my feed

as I was looking for anything trending. Maybe something happened while we were recording. But no. um looks like we're all good talk about your fucking butterfly effects man that that little I know right

like just I mean realistically speaking AI's was probably still going to be a big fucking problem so I don't know if it's necessarily true but it's funny the war wouldn't have been happening so that would have alleviated some things there's that AI would still be out of control

I think I think uh the so because there's a lot of here's here's the big thing the the states are really trying to crack down on AI and of course this administration is being like fuck off so I do think that it it wouldn't be as that's valid also yeah

I think that there would have to be some like we have to work together shit's getting out of control clearly so obviously and just even if you're looking at sports betting even now this prediction market shit like polymarket and should and couch hugely problematic And seeing that fucking Trump, I don't remember if it's Eric or Don Jr. They're heavily invested in this shit and fucking, of course, shutting down any regulation. It's like, this is so fucking openly brazen and like with corruption.

It's so shit. I've never, we've never seen anything like this. It's so crazy. I'm like, bro, I miss when people used to be at least subtle about this shit. That's the thing about it. The thing that I lament most about a lot of a lot of what's going on now is that like it used to be that if somebody got away, if somebody was evil and they got away with a lot of things, it was usually because they were at least putting in the effort to, to manufacture a pretty good lie. You know,

you had to be a skilled liar. You had to get the right people on board. You had to be like a fairly charismatic person. You had to know your stuff. You had to stick to your story. You know, like there was like some effort at the very least. So even even when I hate people, I'm like, you know what? You've earned this in some weird way. It's kind of like how I feel about when people successfully cheat on a test by doing so like I remember like the a strategy that kids would use is like they would like print the answers of their of their of their test on a fucking on a piece of paper and then they would tape it to the fucking water bottle under the nutrition facts never being like dude if you're smart enough to do that like you've in my

opinion you've passed the test like you've kind of earned it in some in some way that's smart so everyone's cheating in the beginning and it's like oh wow they're all cheating so fucking well. Everyone goes and just cheat. For me it's like what I'm saying is let me finish what I'm saying is like it used to take skill. Now it's like the president goes out there and says one thing and then the next day he says something else and he's like there's

no effort in the in there's no effort in the story. There's no craft in it. There's not even really a grift really. Even grifting is like an art in comparison to this. Because it changes on the day to day. It's like we're going to end the Forever Wars and then it's like yeah we're actually going to win this war in a day and actually it's been 40 days but we're still going to win in a day

and also like they've been two weeks away from a nuclear weapon forever and it's like you know what I mean it's like it's all always self evidently bullshit to the point where it's just like this isn't even I'm not even impressed by the craft going on here yeah you know there's no villainy here it's just dumb they have there's such enough of like enough of the population

is in the cult that he doesn't have to try at all anymore. So it doesn't have to appease any of us people that need to hear some sort of like, I know you're lying, but at least it sounds good. But now it's just like, oh, fucking Iran, we're in peace talks right now. And then they're like, we haven't said shit to him. And then he just still says it. No, we've been talking to him. Oh, I got a gift from one of these people, one of the new leaders.

Oh, who is it? Oh, I can't say or he'll get killed. And I'm like, what the dude? What does that even mean? What are you saying? There was also the thing where he takes credit for things that happened. Like he was like, I set that guy free. I set that,

got that guy. I negotiated a hostage home. And it was like, this is two years before you even ran for fucking president. Yeah. Like, what are you like in 2013 or something? It's just like,

this didn't happen when you were like 2014 or something. You know what I mean? And I was just like, what the fuck? This is just straight up. I don't know. It's just, it's the playbook.

Yeah. Just take credit for shade you didn't do. He's just like anything at the wall, man. He should be throwing anything at the wall. Everything can be just bare minimum evil and get away with a lot. Yeah. You have enough support. Like there's enough people, like flip-flopping day to day and they're still like,

I still trust them. And I'm like, okay. Yeah, right. Best of luck to you. He's my president. We're going to move on to some questions. My birdie. We're going to move on to some questions for our patrons over at patreon.

com slash Star Tank. We're now into the show. It's about that time. Yep. He said, Severus, Severus ape rode in. Jesus Christ,

it's already a problem. He says, that new Harry, shitty Harry Potter remake got shown off and Black Snape is already getting joked on for how contextually racist it is in the story. We talked a little bit about this last time. My question is,

what fictional character's story would look horribly racist if you made them black. Who? Okay. I don't know about story, but I can say the thing that came to mind immediately for some reason was Master Roshi. And I don't really know why. He's a pervert.

Well, he's like he's praise on, he's praying on white women, you know, primarily. He's a pervert. And so it just kind of comes across as like, he doesn't really go after anybody else.

It's like, is there anyone else? Exactly. Right. But that's what I'm saying. contextually it's kind of the only character harassing all the women are is is so the only the only the only perverted characters are a literal pig and a black man you know what I mean it's oolong and fucking yeah masoroshi so I'm like I'm like kind of like problematic if they're black

just take a main character from an anime and make them black and it's like I this feels different this feels like very like like poignant now does it why what what it's just like like a dead note Definitely would be a wildly different series of a black person Because they would have found him immediately They would have found him immediately There's no way there's no way I would have got anywhere Anywhere near that you would be like oh we we know where he is It's an interesting question I just like it's I'm not

Nothing's coming up right away that nothing's like Close I think of I don't know maybe some people have a problem if cratos Was black because of um Because he was like a slave to aries for a while and he had just changed around them and stuff like that. People might be like this is a little fucked up. Like I don't like how this looks.

I don't like how this feels. Last was to be funny if he was black too. They'd be like there's no way that this man would take a surrogate daughter. What the fuck are you talking about? He wouldn't,

he wouldn't take care of someone else's kid. That's crazy. Anything. I think making a lot of characters black this contextually is. I think I would have liked Joel Miller as a lot to it. As a black man a lot better.

With Jalen Miller? I mean, Jaylin Yeah, I don't know any black Jol's, I do have to say. I know one, but he's only like half black. Oh, well, there you know. You know a black Joel?

Well, he's half, like his, he, uh, his father is, uh, uh, Hispanic because he has a last, his last name's like Hispanic. But like, he's a nigga. Like, you know what I mean? Joel's, uh, I have never, I've never met a Spanish job.

Every Joel that's Hispanic. They explicitly say, their name is Huel. Like everyone I've ever met, they make it very explicitly like, do not call me Joel. Everyone I've met personally. I don't know. I only know somebody. I know one Hispanic Joel and he's, his name is Joel.

Oh, wait. No, I think I know. One more. The one I know his nickname was Joey. We would call him Joey, but his name was Joel. It was not Joel. And he would make a very explicit, do not call me Joe. My name is Joel.

And I'm like, I don't know. Who gives a shit? Fuck, shut up. I mean, I, all right. just diminished son everybody says whatever. No, I mean, like, it's, no, I mean, just like, what do you, people are going to call you the way your name is. It's like people being called, people are being named Will and everybody calls them

Williams, like my name is Will. Can you call me Christopher instead? Yeah, like, no. Like, shut up. Like, no, I'm not doing that. Like, I'm, under no circumstances. It's insane. If you told me, if you said, if you said, if you said, call me, can you call me King Stone?

Yeah, I'd be like, fuck you. I wouldn't do it. No, but like, if that is Joel. If your name was, if your name was actually, if you're, if you're, if your parents are like you are Kingstone, I bet I'm not calling you that. I'm like, that's not my name. I grew up and I'm like,

that's not my name. But you'd even spell it that way. At least make the effort to give people, because like for Joelle, it says the Enya over it. Which is stupid, but it's like it's there at least. The most important thing it's supposed to be like,

Joel, yes, it is. How your parents. It's not how the ENIA works. It's over the, it's sorry, it's not like the Nia, it's the little apostrophe thing over the E. It is there. Right, right.

Okay. To me, Enias for ends. How your, how your parents like, to say Stephen Curry Stefan. You know, like his parents wanted him to be Stefan

so he's Stefan. He's not Stephen. And so like that, it just kind of matters like how, but I even feel weird about like I almost want to call you like, no, you're Stephen. I don't want to call you Stefan. I would. You're a fake-ass name. That's why you want to do it. That's why he want to do it. You're a piece of shit. To me, it's like, it's like, oh, you know, Adam

Friedland? He pronounces his last name with land. And I'm like, shut the fuck up. He goes, I'm Adam Friedland. He always says land. And I'm like, I know it's not that. You're Adam Friedland. And you're free land. Is it?

I will never call you free land. Huh? Is it land? It's like freed land. But like that's how everything is. Greenland, like Maryland. Like it's not land.

It's not Maryland. That's why when I say my last name, I say my name is Jameson. Some people say Jameson. My name is Jameson. Well, to me it's like, well, there is no Jameson. No. So like, of course it's Jameson. No.

The name Jameson exists. Like the actual most people's name is Jameson. technically. But like, Jameson. Jameson is, I don't even, are you okay?

Like some people, like, like, like what you call? Like some people pronounce people's name. Like when people write my name out, right, and they're like,

looking for me. They put the E. And I say, for me, it's like, oh, that's Jameson. My name is Jameson. Nobody says Jameson.

You can just replace the E and the eye, but it's the same fucking name. It's not the same name. You know how English works, man. They're spelled differently before I read it. Well, spelling differently doesn't matter.

Derek. It doesn't. It doesn't. Your name is, your name is der Rick. Oh my fucking God. Anyway, whatever.

I stand corrected. Yeah. Dirk. Rick. Dirk. Yes. Yeah. It's German.

I'm, I, you know what? I got a good one. This, the, uh, every single.

show about androids because because they're you know they're like Detroit become human but they're all

black is kind of Detroit I'd be cool I guess that makes sense in Detroit yeah I mean the game is about that

technically they just don't want to use black people is just is not like niggas become human or what would you call it I think that's that sounds so funny

that's that's fucking insane that reminds you that that meme that was going around of like how Pixar, they would, uh, it's like toy story,

if toys had feelings and cars of card had feelings. And then it was Coco, Mexicans had feelings. And then yes. Uh, was it soul? Soul of black. Oh,

soul by, a black, a black and white. It's fucking insane. Um, that's great. Anyway, let's see,

let's see, let's see. What is, uh, what the fuck is this? I don't know what this is. Halo T-bag rode and he says, greeting snark tankets.

It's, with so many IPs going down in flames over the years. Is there a series you think has, withstood the test of time or remand consistent in quality oh remained missed the eye there remained consistent in quality for me it has to be the expanse series the expanse is still going on the books is over i'm pretty sure the books are all but perfect the show is great and i'm looking forward to that new game coming out i forgot there was an expanse game yeah i have i have it i have a wish list yeah yeah what's it called again interesting enough i saw it for the first time

on Twitter or an X like a year ago or something. And I was like, oh, and I wish list this. And then, of course, I'm just, I don't know when the fuck is going to come out. And it's consistently good. I was going to say most of them have. I will say with the way that it ended, it, uh, it ended kind of early, you know, like there's a lot. I guess there's a lot.

There's stuff. It shouldn't have ended essentially. I mean, the, the books, the, it sucks. It ends just before it gets like really cool. And that's kind of the thing. That's what sucks. But it did end well. I did like how it end.

I guess. It felt, I felt like I did not get enough of, we just found out what the fuck's going on, kind of. And it wasn't, and it wasn't explored. We just really got there.

The space Mormons got there. You're like, all right, sick, they're there now. Yeah, the expanse, the expanse Osiris,

Reborn. Yeah, okay. I've never, I've never even fucking heard of this. the open the fucking close beta apparently is oh it's already let me check my in april this uh this month okay so yeah so i added it oh okay so i added it november 30th of last year interesting i didn't i didn't know anything about this if i'm being very honest i don't think

i didn't enjoy expanse games i swear i think it's i think that's too that's too like that's a novel series and a in a fucking show i feel like there's not much cool going on for me to want to play it. I'll be, I can be surprised. Don't get me wrong. I can be very much a surprise, but like I just, it just feels so like. I think I'm going to like it. I think it's going to be another, like, I think it's, it's basically, I think it's just going to be like a, a shitty exodus. And I'm like, I'm like, um, I mean, looks like it plays a little bit like, a mass effect and dead space a little bit. Yeah. It looks kind of good. It looks kind of good. I, I love, I love space military shit. So I'm, I'm already like, yeah, I'm on board.

I get you. I'm into it. But as far as like, I don't know, like, Resident Evil, I think has to has to be up there. It's, I don't know as he was consistently the best. It is, it is, well, I guess remain consistent is, is, yeah, I guess remained consistent is, yeah. I don't think they have any, like,

I don't think they have any, like, terrible games. I wouldn't say terrible, but the, the, the highs, the peaks and the, are, are very different from. I mean, that's kind of, what, what doesn't have that? though. I know. That's what I'm saying. I agree. I think that's a pretty good when he brought up expands. I was like, oh no, I agree. Expans is one of those things. It's like it never there's never anything less than great. It didn't really have well, it didn't have an opportunity to get like trash really like. Like I think about it. There isn't that many seasons and then it's like it's it's, it's, it's, it's, there hasn't been much media outside of that. There's five or six seasons. There's like nine books. The books are all fantastic. And it's like, all right, it's the we're it stopped. At like a climb, yes. And, you know, I think that's fine. I think the only game franchise I could think of that's like never had a miss,

but the game franchise isn't for me is like Forsa and shit, you know. He's like, oh, this is this, this has been a hit. It just does what it does. The Fores of fans have been like, yo, this shit has been busing since 2013. And it just wasn't for me. So I'm like, yeah. I wonder if Harry Potter people, how do they feel about the books and stuff? And like, um, they probably love the books.

Yeah, the books. And then I, the games. But then they, but then they, but then they hate. not good movies, yeah. But then there's the, yeah, the fantastic beasts. Oh, right. I forgot about that. The first one is a good movie.

I remember like in the first one with no fucking, I didn't, I'm not a fan. So I was like, I have no context of what's happening. The first one's not a bad movie. I go as far to say that. Even though I don't like Harry Potter. I don't think the first one is a bad movie. I saw it. I remember thinking it was a fine movie, but also, again, if I was a fan Harry Potter,

I don't know how it would have felt. You know what I mean? I would, I would probably say actually, no yeah no because do i was going to say doom but doom but like the video games are all pretty good but like the oh yeah they have the movie with the rock and shit right is that movie with the rock i never saw that you guys see it ever saw it either no i saw clips of it yeah i get to like maybe i don't know nothing like nothing like everything that's like multimedia there is a state you shit the bed you will shit the bed on one of the means especially when you go to television you know

like I would say animated Star Wars is pretty great but that's only animated live action Star Wars has been dog shit Exactly That's a large peak in valley That's a large peak in valley That's a large peak in valley That's exactly you know

Like it's like a fucking heartbeat monitor dude Literally I can admit that for sure Like Halo halo is the same Fucking Resident Evil's the same It has the fucking movies Britney movies are I've never seen so many cuts

In my life dude Unbelievable You should watch Catwoman Catwoman You know what's crazy? Cat woman, I think, has the world record in my, in my mind of just how many cuts I've seen in a fucking movie. That basketball scene with fucking, or no, is it catwoman or Elektra? It's a catwoman.

It's fucking dog shit that movie. It's insane. Like, I don't know, man. Sometimes you just got to say no to stuff, you know? Yeah. Now, Halibari made her bag and I'm fine with that. She's up for that movie, right? She must have.

I think she must have. man, we get it. We love our half black queens. I mean, she looks fucking great still, man. Still, dude. I don't, it's genetic, actually. Yeah. She just has good blood, man. Yeah, she's fan. I, I, weirdly enough, her, because she used to pop up my feet all the time. I wonder if she's gone quieter if, uh, or just my algorithms like, I don't know. I don't know what I'm trying to do to me.

Usually it would show her not always be a very appreciative and stuff. thank you so much algorithm thank you so much i really appreciate you yeah it's uh i can't think of a franchise yeah it's genuinely that on fire like this never misses yeah how yeah there's

same i i would say the closest thing and i wonder how i can't even say that for myself again i have to ask people who are fans of a yakuza and uh and like a dragon you can't ask them honestly i just i can't say for myself. They're one of those fan bases. You know, you can't, you can't have it. It's like asking a one piece fan about like how good one piece really is. You know, you can't, you really can't ask

them that because they're not going to give you an answer that is in reality. They're going to give you like, no, it's peak all the time and you go to Fisherman Island and you're like, this is peak, bro. What the fuck? You go to dress Rosa and it takes a day, dude, a day. Yeah. In that arc of that, that story takes place in one day in the world. That era, that, that Jack section is over a year and a half in real time. What? What?

Like the chapters, the manga episodes, chapters came out was over a year of a manga chapter. And it was one day in universe. How did they, how did they do that? Because one piece can do literally whatever they want.

And their fans will be like, awesome. I know because I'm one of them. Do you know what's crazy? Like I was doing some research a little bit because they were doing that, they're doing that Lord of the Rings. They're doing something with Lord of the Rings and like Stephen Colbert is like co-writing it or something.

Or like he's like he's involved like really. I don't know what it is exactly, but like I know that that's true. Interesting. Which actually makes sense because Stephen Colbert's actually. Oh, they're doing a sequel. They're doing a sequel to Lord of Rings. He's a he's a Lord of Rings fan. He's a mega fan.

Yeah, he's like one of the few people who I was like that's, that's a weird choice. But also like I, I could see that. Like he, he, he knows what he like he forces it. He forces the Lord of the Rings into so many. unrelated things or I'm like, yeah, you're a fan. You could, you could do it. But I learned recently that all of the Lord of Rings takes place in 16 minutes. I don't, that's all of it.

It's almost like, it's like the 24 show genuinely taking place 24 hours. No, it's like, um, what the fuck? It's more like how freeze, uh, it's like the reverse of how it, you know, the planet was going to explode in five minutes, but it took. like 175 like 600 episodes to explode it's the reverse 15 episodes it's like 15 episodes but it felt like a thousand years really yeah there was a lot of recapping shit going on and like things happening and like when you do you diverge timelines where like when we're looking at gohan they're fighting at the same time but we're seeing gohan do something else and it's like what the

fuck is this dude what is this and i get it that's how narratives work all the time in every media but it's like this is still confusing me. But saying Lord of Rings takes 16 minutes is crazy. That's crazy. That's a crazy thing. Someone's going to believe you. Someone's going to believe you and they're going to go and are you going to say that in front of people and they're going to get jumped really brutally.

And you cause them to get jumped like that. I like, first of all, somebody being jumped over being wrong about how long the Lord of the Rings takes. What if that's the final straw for that group of people that wanted to jump? They wanted to jump in the whole time. We warned you about this fucking. I'm,

when he's start attacking him. We warned you about this, Kyle. They just fucking unleash into him, dude. What do we say about opening your fucking mouth? And someone kicks him in the back and head while they're fucking yelling at him. That's crazy.

The intro kick is the back at the head. Fucking axe kicks him. The fight begins with being kicked. If your fight starts with you getting kicked in the back of the head, it's over, bro. Like you're in for such a hard time because they're going to keep hitting you. You're not going to feel most of it.

You're going to be asleep for most of it. see you're beating. I've been watching since like, since like 2013 and every time I've seen someone get kicked in the head,

like a, a kick actually land on your head. You're like, ah, well, you know, you're already,

you lean back in the chair. You're like, oh, all right, well, it's gonna, this is gonna, this is gonna,

I got, I got, I saw a video of a guy getting punched in the face. He's leaving. He's leaving already. I saw a dude getting punched in the face, and his face like changed.

Like entirely. Like, his bones, like, went in different places. I'm like, brother, how do you, how do you do that, man? Like, did he display different racist features after you got it?

Yeah, he looked like a completely different, like he looked like, he, he looked, one minute he looked like, uh, at both, I don't know, it's such a weird, like, because like there's a 10 second span where at this point in 10 seconds, he looks like a guy who's going to start a business. And then the, the next, like 10 seconds later, he looks like the person who's going to get ripped off by the first guy. You know what I mean? he's getting like it's weird like they look he he looks like he's his own rival this own rival at different

at different points he looks like the good guy and the bad guy from a story at the same time yeah just moments he's lived as both of them within within a few minutes yeah but uh it's rough man you can't get kicked in the back of the head don't get kicked in the head guys seriously don't play around with that it's everything is on media is a joke don't get kicked in the back you don't kick people don't kick people kicks her a lot no that's fine go ahead eventually you learn how to whip you like the right way it's it's an unbelievable pain

no that's fine good kick kingston the face do not kick me in the face guys if you see Kingston in the street you have his permission expressly to kick him in that I'm saying you don't so right now you're already faulted you already faulted I'm holding in you I have more authority it is I'm older than you

insane that's insane kickin in the face I will urinate in your own pocket don't fuck with me, do. I'll walk up to you stand next to you real close. You'll be like, hey, what are you doing? Shut up. Shut up. That's a wild.

That's one that. That's one. I've never heard that before. That's a good one. I like just going up to somebody. That's ultimate domination. Yeah, what's the name of that guy? He was like a American official.

He was like a fucking big guy with a huge dick and he would just piss next to people all the time. I forgot what his name was. I don't know this person. was it Hoover? Was it Hoover or something like that? He's the kind of guy. I don't, you're talking about the president?

Yeah, it was one of those. It's somebody that was just like he would just like, I like how you introduced that as like some guy in politics. It's like a president. Like he could say lead with that,

motherfucker. I got to fucking, I got to ask one of my friends I spoke to about and I remember them. And it's literally, he would just impose on people. He would just piss. He would go to fucking bathrooms.

He would pick the fucking urinal right next to yours. And he would just piss. But he would just, he would famously. trap people in bathrooms and like impose over them so they agreed with him. I forgot who it was.

I don't know, man. Whatever. Ragn of the blood edge Bradwick Jameson wrote it. Let's go. What's up? Snark, bitches. Question for Derek. If Kingston actually names his child something cringe like Grimm of the Fell Dragon, would you do the world of favor and sink your Swyehander into Kingston's chest?

Is that, am I saying that right? What's... What is that? Svye. Svihander. Svihander. Svihander. Svihander. German, right? Oh, I see.

Svei is German for two. So it's just a two-handed sword. Into Kingston's chest. At least then, his kid would actually have a reason to have a fucked name. And they wouldn't have to suffer through a Kingston fathering. Hell, maybe King Dad could become their new dad. Yeah. Okay.

Listen, I won't do it, but I will hand my Svihander to King Dad. And if he wants to do it. No, don't hand it to him. My son named his son something stupid. Leave it somewhere. Leave it somewhere and you're like, oh no. And then you look to it, right? Like he's like, I need something to kill him.

You're like, don't do that. And you look over to where it is. So you can genuinely have no attachment to the murder. It was done with your weapon, but you didn't do anything about it. He's like, oh, goodness. And you look over and he's like, oh, that's Derek and he fucking, he just apparates next to the sword. And it appears back.

Imagine you see people, you see two people at a diner like getting into a heated argument. You just put a gun to, you put a gun next to one of them. just pointed it really quickly and leave. No, that's, that's, that's too much. That's, that's too, that's too attachable. Nah, you didn't figure it out. What you do is you have to trip and fall and then like, you land and shove the gun over to him and be like,

whoops, keep it. Did my gun, oh no, did my loaded gun end up at your feet? Holy cow. And you got to try to stammer for it and fuck up and slip. And be like, oh no, he's going to grab the gun. You see, you have to. Like the guy The guy you're throwing the gut to has no interest in fighting you

Or he has no interest in using it And so you're constantly like trying to You're fumbling but like it's it's such an unrealistic amount of fumbling. Yeah For this distance that you're trying to travel. It's like maybe three feet and you're tripping like oh you're tripping back He turns into a beat up flower away. He wanted to have Lumi Tunes beat up clouds

Him trying to get over there. That's a accurate way to describe it. That's a accurate way to describe it. What would you do? would you guys do if you're like at a you're at a party right and it's a conversation happening and then one guy starts getting like it doesn't it's an altercation and it started to get real out then like the guy that's getting really angry really aggressive a gun falls out of his like like a gun gets revealed he falls down and there's a gun right there do you read do you reach

for the gun do you run away hmm I probably kicked the gun I wouldn't I don't I would probably kick the gun first I think I'm running away I think I'm pushing somebody down running away yeah I don't like the idea of running. I just I'm not running. That's insane. That's so fucking evil. There's to like set someone else up. I think you'd have to I think the best move is to kick the gun or like hopefully let one

person know I'm going to kick the gun. You grab the guy. Yeah, grab the guy. The problem is you can't rely on people. Because I think I think about shit all the time. I'm like, there's one time we were all at our friend's house. I think you might have been there, Derek. And I was like, if a lion came in right now, there was like at least like nine of us there. If a lion came right now, would we be able

kill the line. And I was like, I think we could kill the line, but we would not kill the line. I think people would bitch out. And I think it is like, oh my God, you've doomed us all one person that decided to not fight. You fucking idiot. You ruined it. Together we could have absolutely done this, but now you've not fighting, make someone else fucking like kind of half-assed their attack. And now we're cook because the line's not going to do that. It's going to lock in the whole time. 100%. That's how, that's what a lot of times when people see like martial arts flicks and they say things like that's unrealistic all those people can whip that guy's ass but in a real

setting a lot of people do kind of just wait around to see how things play out and by the time that a few people got knocked out it might be your turn to get knocked out so unless you we coordinated beforehand and have trained to attack at the same time

attacking one by one or at least two at a time or something is pretty common and it's so we have to just now that we're talking about it we know if a line shows up We have to go all in. We have to. Yeah.

I'm running away. See, that's exactly what's going to happen. Everyone's going to run away and the lion's going to start getting people one by one. And it's like, all it takes is one person to falter. That's it. One person falters. No, but he's, Kingston's saying that for a silly reason.

Kingston is saying this because he knows ultimately that if in that group of nine people, he's not outrunning the lion. You know, he's not outrunning the lion. Chris, Chris, I want you to understand something, right, Chris. If you were the best version of yourself, which you definitely aren't. If you were the best version of yourself, there is no way you are running a lion. No, but that's not what I'm saying. Like, no one has to outrun the lion.

I have to outrun the line. I have to out of the people who can't outrun the wild. I have a few people, which I get that. That's true. So you want to fight because you understand you have no hope of running away. But the thing is that if a lion enters your home, right, and it goes in a front of your house, you're cooked because you're not getting out. Well, I'm not getting out.

Are you, if you, you outrunning anything with this, you're going to run, right? Yeah. It's an animal. So it's probably going to go after the smallest person. And I'm sorry,

you're the tiniest person always, always. So it's going to be like, oh, this is the easy, this is free eats. I'm not always the tiniest. I'm not always the tiniest.

There's one person smaller than you. There's one human being we know smaller than you. Two. Yes, too. And so like, I don't know, I'm,

I'm deceptively athletic. I can, get away from a lion. I think, I think, if I have other people who are less athletic than me, just like, literally in the playing field, like it's over. Like, I'm good. You're more athletic than you seem to be. I agree with that. But you are still a human and that is a line. Kingston, that line's going to go after you because it only sees you. It's going to be like, it's this. What's this? What's this? The lion just looks like a six jackpot. It says that. It's a six four. You got a six four, like a void

like a Fanta black void in front of him he's gonna attack it and rip into it until it's pink Fanta pink That's so It's crazy A pink that absorbs all light I'm running the fuck away

I'm not because I'm not doing much damage to that line Right I know it's like I'm a hindrance of anything I'm running away No you're not you're gonna call Lee Harvey lion to go combat him Let's go our boy Our boy Lee Harvey Lion.

That's the thing is like we have to lock in like a hundred men a man on which are 100 people versus a gorilla right? Like numerically that gorilla is paste. Yeah, but that gorilla is taking some people. It's absolutely going to crush like four or five people and that'll be tired. That's true. That's true. But a hundred is a gorilla just can't do that. Just don't be a dumb ass.

Don't take point and you'll be fine. You know, but I don't even think the gorilla has even enough. Like does a gorilla have? enough brain development to understand that it can doubt its ability to handle it because that's the thing it's like everybody every person fighting that one gorilla is is on some level doubting that they can handle it oh yeah they're not locked in the gorilla does i don't know if a gorilla necessarily registers that oh does a gorilla doubt i think head gorilla's i think i think animals can doubt what the problem is that their doubt range is way higher than ours like doubt for us starts at like like Like this person stretched when they've started fighting us. Opposed to them, it's like, oh, I hit it and I hurt myself hitting it. I should probably not do this anymore. And it's on the defense.

You know? Yeah. Really? Have you seen small dogs like fucking literally attack bigger dogs? And it's like they don't, they don't run away until the bigger dog actively does something. Yeah. Those are stupid dogs that have no, uh, they're two domestic. to understand the hierarchy of

things that are way bigger than them. You know, unlike say being in the wild, like a gorilla still understands too. They'll be like, oh, there's a hundred fucking whatever pigs. Wild pigs coming at me. I'm fucking out of here. They're like, I'm not going to beat a hundred pigs. I think

a gorilla could beat 100 pigs. No way. No, 100 boars. There's no way. There's just no way. That's the thing like like you see guerrillas too that will test you and then if you stand your ground it'll fuck off

and be like all right I don't know about that I feel like don't test your ground against a gorilla I mean I wouldn't want to but it's the worst thing you do is if you chill

if you just come into its territory and start fucking around you slap in the back of the head you walk into a grill slapping a back in the head I can start strolling around pick up a baby gorilla

shake it shake the fuck out of it and drop it on the floor I think you might I think you might scare it actually because you're like who is

this person that's to be so brazen this person must be so powerful to do this like I'm actually a little scared you walking and you think a gorilla in the back in the head and start still swaying through the room and the gorilla's like what the fuck is happening he's laying

in my bed what's going on the only way to beat a gorilla I think would be to like subject it to some like medieval like torture device I think that's the only way to you put in like an iron maiden or something oh do like uh what's that thing before it died but he can get out probably

what's that thing where they put like where they put like they have a guy and he's lying naked or whatever and there's like a cage on his chest with like oh and they put the rat in it I was thinking with like Benjamin Net and Yahoo's in the cage and on the other

side of the guy the guy's lying on like a quarter or something yeah right so the guy's lying there and there's a quarter under his back and then Benjamin and He's trying to dig it to get through. I feel like what you're saying has a lot of conditations. What do you mean? I'm not saying anything.

There's a lot of condentations that I'm not going to. I think it's only saying because he said Benjamin Netna, yeah. Yeah, I feel like that has a lot of like. There's a lot of plausible deniability there. I don't even know what I'm referencing. Fucking BBs fucking digging. Oh, quarter, quarter, quarter. Oh, Palestinian real estate.

No, it's like, it's like, it's not a quarter. It's a, it's a, it's like a, it's like a cube of gauzen soil. Yeah. And he's just like, I gotta have it. I gotta have that soil. He opens his mouth and his teeth. Okay, think about this for a second with it. It's going to get highly conceptual.

His teeth rotate like this and they go real quick. quick and dig through, dig through. So there's no chomping going on. No, it's like suddenly this is like a mechanism and it's just like, it's almost like. Just pushing forward through you. And the gorilla is just going crazy. Woo. Oh.

He's trying to found his chest with the cage is, uh, it's made out of gorilla steel. Man, like a, like a. What the fuck is Gorilla Steel? Gorilla Steel It's impervious to gorillas Yeah Oh

Can we've never heard of that Kingston It's pretty ancient Yeah Recently discovered But ancient Yeah They recently discovered

It's one of some of the oldest metal we have On this planet They're gonna add it To the periodic table Pre dinosaur Yeah Yeah

So Uh Gorilla steel Anyway It's not even It's not even gonna have Like an abbreviated letters

it's just going to be a symbol of a gorilla. It's going to be a gorilla's face. It's going to be a really tiny video of a gorilla. On the periodic table is going to be like a gimp. Fucking stupid. Filthy Enwara wrote it. He says, Hello, Bibbidi, Bobbidi, and Boo.

Longtime listener, first time patron. Welcome. Welcome aboard. I work at a warehouse house and your podcast of pure unadulterated self-assured idiocy has helped me through a lot of miserable shifts. I can't imagine why you would call our show stupid.

I'm talking about. We got chemist fucking, we just made a new fucking element, dude, so fuck off. Yeah, fuck Tony Stark making that element. It's so stupid,

by the way. Yeah, what is it? Stupid rich guianium or something? I don't remember what it was. Is that that that stupid? What? Making an element,

I don't think is that dumb. He just discovered. He really discovered. one. That's not insane. I discover an element. Can someone kill this guy, please? Get the vaudeville gun. Is it that dumb discovering an element? No, we're just

riffing. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you doing? I'm just saying. What are you doing? This bad is fucking crazy. It is kind of stupid to create an element in like three minutes on your lunch break. Three minutes. Okay. He sat down, he sat down on a wet puddle. He was like, oh man.

He's like, Eureka. He just made an element He ate his fucking Erethra You figured it out As he pulls a whole fucking Ironman's Out of his penis hole Out of his penis

Out of his penis Eritra And everyone's like He has a new element And then he just puts in his egg salad sandwich Or some shit That's all he's like He's like, oh it's just

New spice And I thought it would have been funny If Iron Man And he ended the first movie Like he ended the first movie Like coming out Iron Man, but he was drunk at the time that he did it, and so he didn't remember, and so he still tries to keep like a secret identity going, but everybody, everybody knows and they don't have the

heart to tell him. I'd like that. I would have liked that. It's like, where's Tony Stark? And it's like, oh, yeah, all right. If I made the Iron Man movie, the 2008 one, he would have been, um, publicly executed. And then the movie would have just ended. Iron, Iron, man. What, at the beginning? Yeah. then we would have been like 25 30 minutes long and then you would have been that's my favorite my favorite thing but there was that thing going on

with superhero movies a while ago or like online where people would just be like it would be like man too and it would just be like it just be the feet of Parker seeds but like no superhero at all like there was no conflict man too

that would be that movie would be that movie would be man A guy gets A guy sells weapons He gets captured And gets executed in a cave And that's it

That is so insane He has to build him a weapon He can't do it because he's in a cave And they kill him I would have love that That would have I think a lot of kids would have Nightmares

But the Avengers Playes out the same So the cameras From the Avengers play out the same But none of the characters are there. So like that you know that circle, you know that scene where they're all like, uh, in the middle of the street and the camera circles them? You watch all of the Avengers. It's, it's dead silence, except for like Nick Fury, like trying to figure out like what the fuck is

going on. And then it gets to that scene. It's just a, a silent circle shot of nothing in New York city. Oh, I, if that would be, that's experimental. Knowing it, knowing it now, like, say, if I, I would like to see that now. Because it, you know, if, you know, know what I mean like if somebody took the effort however many years it takes to make this movie makes sense but also have the characters not be there I want someone to make an edit get the Avengers out of the movie

edit edit them all out of the movie it's just it's just Loki unleashing a havoc on people on like no on civilians and then the aliens just fucking up somehow you know they still lose like yeah they still lose like they're crashing for no reason. They're getting shot with arrows for no reason. You know, they're just edited out.

But the movie still plays out the same. I would love to see it. I love that. All the way, you need to do it all the way to the end game. Or, uh, yeah, I want to see. I want to see in the Infinity Wars. I want to see the fight on Titan. I want to see the fight on Titan.

I'm thinking of the final fight in the game when he's fighting through a Tony's freaking Ironman and, uh, Tony Ironman freaking Cap and Thor. Yeah. And he's like, he's just swinging at nothing. Like, he's just swinging at the fucking. He's just been mad this whole time. He's been fucking elucidating. And then he just sits.

The whole time, Thanos has been on that chair that he ended, uh, Infinity War in. He's been staring out at the sun, you know, daydreaming. I like the idea. The big scene when they run at each other and a war, they have the fight back with each other. But what makes it funny is that they're running at nothing. There's just charging you forward. And fail and, and, and taking heavy casualties. Oh, yeah.

And he just sits there at the end And he's like trying to wrestle the gauntlet from nothing And then he's like He just sits down and die He sits down and he's like He wrestles He wrestles a glove away from nothing Snaps, nothing happens

Nothing happens And he sits down and evaporates And he just evaporates That's such a great scene That is a really That would be a really good snippet bit to see. Like, there's someone like, he's like watching all of the Thanos

fights in end game, but he's fighting no one. And then he just proceeds to like, get stressed out, sit down and die. If anybody, look, if you, if those people can edit people like breaking bad in the Avengers as, as, as

convincingly as they have, they can do this. They can do this. They can. Somebody can do it. It would be monumental if they did. He just sits down. That's so crazy. Oh, yeah.

I want to give a quick shout out, actually, this guy. Henry Seaman. He, I called him out on one of the other episodes. And just, you know, since we're talking about like artists making stuff. And he made a, we are sopranum. And it looks like he's chasing what I think is a. Oh, AJ? Yeah, disheveled AJ or a very scared.

AJ and I'm delighted that it was it was a very fast turnaround I was not expecting Can you put it on the Yeah, so let me do that actually What the fuck is wrong? Yeah, yeah, because Dude like I did see that now I like how tiny Tony Sopranos faces It is

It's It's impossible to see But like yeah, that's a great Henry C man We are supremum Yeah, we're supremum I've been getting so much fucking bullshit, especially I follow a new Tony Sopranal like page on Instagram.

And it's just, it's my feeds fuck now. It's all Italian shit. Dumb stuff and moulinians and all this stuff. It's all. Yeah. Yeah, I'm, I'm happy about it though. I'm actually, I'm way sooner than I should. I'm going to rewatch that series.

It's still like really pick up on things that I know. I missed, you know? Yeah. I just did it. When was it? Was it, uh, so it was when Joja left. So I think in less than three months ago.

October or November or something. You can't remember when she went back home, man. It wasn't at all, but I just think there's, I watched it the first time. And you know there's a bunch of stuff I miss. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. So I kind of just like, I kind of want to go back, see what I missed in.

And I don't know. It's just in the forefront of my head, yeah. We totally derailed this guy's question. Oh. But he says, your self-assured idiocy has helped me through many, a lot of miserable shifts. Anyways, a few months ago, I visited some friends of mine who live in a census designated area in Appalachia. No. Anyways, I felt like I was in a sundown town as the only non-white Asian person in this small middle of nowhere town.

Everyone was all agro. single, whatever? Sorry, go ahead, just go. And I didn't see a single black or brown person the entire week. Sounds like, paradise. Like he's walking and then all the NPCs are just, you know, following him.

Oh, it's like those early first person games or everybody's just, right? They're always facing the camera. Yeah. The first warning sign was meeting a friend's dad who was an avid gun collector with not one, but two gun cabinets. And he made a joke

that the way to lower urban crime in my southwestern city is to get a rope, a tree, and start lynching people again. That activated some primal fear as a minority to smile and laugh

and not piss off the middle-aged white man. That friend also has an uncle who is this old bearded white man in a rocking chair. That's always the deadly build. The rocking chair is like a gold shield. And the boom stick ain't too far from him, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. um uh who's yeah bearded white man in a rocking chair who i learned weeks after going home referred to me as mr miagi i am not i am not japanese he keeps asking me here and there he keeps asking about me here and there and still keeps calling me miagi and that upsets me lho anyways now i invited those appalachian friends to my state in the spring and that uncle heard about it and warned them that a lot of n words live there hard are i am shocked by the pure casual a caucacity of these people.

What are sometimes you've dealt with someone who is so cartoonishly stereotypically racist that if they were depicted in that way in film or TV, some idiot like the courting would make a video complaining about the depiction being an overly heavy-handed straw man. I've seen many of these people. Not interpersonally, I have to admit. I've had maybe like three run-ins with somebody like this interpersonally. But it's happened.

And it's always shocking. because you're just like, you're like a cartoon. Like, it's almost like it feels like, it doesn't even feel like you're legit. It feels like you at any point could like, I don't know, paint more road on a mountain and walk through it. You know, like it just doesn't feel like you're, it's so cartoonish.

Yeah. That like it's separated from reality in a lot of ways. I've encountered two, like some girl that I was like had a fling with when I was in Arizona you know trailer park trailer park you know and she was like oh yeah you know my dad's trucking right now and I'm like of course and it was kind of like you know he's gone he's like yeah but like if he he would be so pissed if like he he saw you or something

he'd probably try to kill you or something and I'm like that's fucking insane I'm not coming back I was like you should you still fuck her and you still fucked her, I didn't get the opportunity to. There you go. She was actually, I will give her, I will give her this. I will give her this. She didn't, she didn't, she didn't, she didn't want to smash immediately, but I was not willing to put in the work to stay around and have this guy come home earlier. Some shit.

I'm like, fuck this. You did the smart thing. But yeah. And then another girl, though, that I went to school with. This was actually earlier. So I, the same thing happened, but I did meet her dad. And the dad said something along the lines of, you know, know like oh basically I'm one of the good ones I've been told that I've been told that so many

times oh my god that was only the first time I was like what the like don't I haven't told that I haven't told that by Indian people and then the Indian people eventually were like that was really fucked up of me I should never have said that because obviously they just don't know black people well at least you got that obviously I've I've been around quite a people that I'm sure are are racist initially and I've them being around just being around someone is shitty of a black person as I am, which I'm not a good representation of my fucking people at all. Yeah, upstate New York is different, man. It's not, it's really not.

Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. It's like, really not. Yeah. Like, I feel like, honestly, where we lived was worse than some places further up, genuinely, and, like, just, like, ignorance of other groups of people, like, really bad. Yeah, it's, it's weird being in SoCal, because, you know how a lot of conservatives that aren't from here, they think, like, this is a liberal safe haven. And I'm like, bro, that's like Los Angeles in San Francisco.

Francisco and most a lot of especially if you're talking about Orange County. I grew up in northwest Orange County just on the border of LA County. So it was a lot of like diversity here. But if you just go a little bit down south, just a little bit. It's a lot like that. It's completely red. California is the most interesting places, the most diverse segregated place I've ever seen in my fucking life.

Yeah. It is like fucking peculiar how this place exists. Like there's so many different kinds of people. And then Californians love to preach that. And when you go to a town and there's, there's literally only one group of people there. Dude, let's put it this way. What the fuck?

I grew up in La Hara, the city of La Hara, and right next to it, right to the east of it is Brea. Brea is an extremely white city. And also, when I used to hang out in downtown Brea in high school, I encountered Nazis that were trying to fight me. When I was trying to go home and catch the bus, I didn't want to be late. And they were like, I don't even remember how it started, but they were saying some racist shit. And I was like, shut the fuck up, blah, blah, blah.

and they're like let's go to the train tracks and I'm like no fight me now while because I was going to the bus stop and I'm like or fuck off like what is this train traction what am I fucking 12th let's go to the train tracks we can tie you to them and then let you get ran over by a train so we we didn't kill you the train killed the train

killed you and they would have got away with the two because the cops were there crazy but like it was just it was it was the weirdest thing of like just open Nazis hanging out downtown everybody's having fun they were started saying inward this and doing their howls and stuff. And I remember some of the bystanders were like, guys, if they would have started throwing hands,

we would have joined it and beat the shit out of them. And I'm like, that would have been hilarious. I really wish that they were about it, but they weren't, you know. But again, my point being that I, you didn't find that in Lahabra and Whittier, but like as soon as you just go 10 minutes in East, there's just Nazis, just hanging out. I'm like, what the fuck is this? It's insane. I don't know, man.

Oh, man, I just... What happened? Would you grab... So on the Riverside thing that we use to record, there's a little six dots on top of each of our webcams that let you kind of drag us around. But like when you click on them, when you click on them for anybody,

their their camera defaults to some random frame from previously in the episode and I moved both of yours and it's just like Kinks is making this like puckering face and then you is like you look scared so like it was just jarring really quick because you just like free you flash framed into being afraid. Oh that's weird

I've never even done this before I just noticed it I don't know why yeah he looks like he's kind of the one that I'm seeing of him looks kind of scared he's like that's what he kind of looks like anyway let's see before we go

do you want to say something a little bit about I'm about 11 hours into Resident Evil oh it's okay it's okay like it's not four it's not two

it's not I don't know it feels so there's a part I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead into spoilers territory sort of here. Not really, but sort of, just because it's been a minute.

Anybody who really cares about Resident Evil's probably played it by now, I was even just taking my time. Right. And I was, and I was gone. But, uh, I, I, I just got done playing the section where I'm child grace and I'm just like, I, I, I hate these sections. I really, I really, I really, I kind of just don't like half of this video game. And it's kind of a bummer. I feel you. I understand. Yeah. it's good though i'm i'm having a good time overall like dude like the mortar people like i was like what the fuck that's just so fucking cool dude that it's so dumb it was so stupid that whole sequence is cool like going up to like the sideways building and shit like it's that's a cool like i dug it but like

the dude the the beforehand with the more the zombies shooting mortars at you i'm like yo we're getting so absurd it really with this it really that's that's what I like, I understand, uh, there's some people that they're, they're not into that sort of actiony stuff. So like, I think that's just the, that's just the, the dichotomy of like, of someone who likes a slower paste scary thing. Like that grace thing like you're talking about a little, little, there are some people that probably love that. But me, I absolutely hated that. And, and furthermore, I failed on accident because, um, she's so slow that, like, Like those, you know, I got caught and I was like, oh my God, I'm going to have to do the first seat.

It wasn't that long, but it just made me mad that like I had to do it at all again because I'm just like, I just want to get over this. Because it's just so slow. It's so much worse than even just the normal grace scene. Because at least normal grace has like, like she can do stuff. She can do stuff. Like I can actually fuck with her. Yeah. You're going to make me play trial.

Like imagine the middle of God of War. You make me play fucking four year old crados running around. He's probably still a threat. He's probably still a threat for. I feel like four-year-old crados can do some damage. Four-year-old can do some damage, right? So, but it's not four-year-old maybe Atreus because Atreus was a pussy. It wasn't really doing much probably around that time.

Like four-year-old. Okay, three-month-old cratoes. Three-month-old craters could probably kill all three of us. You probably kill all three of us. On accident. Yeah, like he really locked in. He can probably kill all three of us. Maybe so.

If he stopped crying and he focused, he was like for a little moment, he got like a bit of focus, baby anger. According to his strength, that, that, makes sense, yes. An infant, like a newborn Kratos could still kill a regular human being, like just by flailing its leg and actually snapping its head off. So yeah. Dude, but yeah, like, I don't know, man. Like the Leon parts are fucking cool. I love

being in that building where you could like shoot the glass out from under room. Ooh, I, that was, that was really fucking cool. That was another one where I fucked up because I was going too fast. I was, I was being an idiot. You know, I was just kind of like, you're supposed to take your time there obviously. and I'm like, I don't care. I don't care. Then, of course, I got a guy suicided. And I was like, okay, it was like a well-played moment for me where, you know,

sometimes you're supposed to scan the area before you go. Obviously, for that part, you're supposed to. But I don't care. It's funny. It's fun. Anyway, it's good. It's good. But, like, there are parts in that game.

It's overall a very good game. I like it. But, like, there's parts of it where I'm like, man, this game is. would be so much better without this part. And I think I was fine with the overall grace things, but like that one sequence, man, was like, no,

man. I, I've just been murdering so many zombies and you expect me to be afraid of like these bald fucking gnomes or whatever the fuck you got. Like, this is crazy. I like, I didn't feel,

I didn't feel fear at all. I like their design. I just, I just hated that entire. I hated doing that. It just felt like slowing me down. It pulls you out. It pulls you out of the flow of the game for sure.

Yeah. But that game is, That's that whole game. Unfortunately, that is literally that whole game. It's just pulling you out of moments into other moments, which I don't have a problem with because I can understand this game is clearly two kinds of games put together. Sure.

But for people that prefer like a more concise experience, I can see them not liking it. It's tough. It's very understandable. It's really tough for any, because that's always the complaint since I've been playing video games, that is always, it has always made a game lesser for me than not better.

Like, say there's a game that I really, that I really liked was a shadow of Rome that came up for PS2. And it's just two very different play styles where you're a grip of this gladiator dude, you know, Roman guy. It's basically rips off the plot of gladiator essentially. And then you're this little kid Octavianist where now you've got to do sneaky stealth stuff and you can't kill anybody. You can only like do tricky shit. And it's just two completely different play styles and it just feels weird in the way that like, I'm like, I can see

games that are dedicated to these play styles I would enjoy much more than switching back and forth in between. It just never feels like, oh, this is better because of this. And so like, again, like, because I feel like a silent hill to the remake is more akin to like what Grace is doing. Right.

And like that's completely fine. But also I'm like, but I want to do the Leon. And I feel like I'm not even doing it nearly much, especially in the beginning of the game. I'm like, you, more please I got my I got my fill

the raccoon's Raccoon City part was very fun I had a really good time playing it yeah I was like this is really interesting I feel it had the look of a 360 game in that air in that part

some of the like layouts like a good way I don't mean like a negative way I just remember the lighting it looked like gears you're totally right it's like gears of war like it's straight up like gears of war

it's like that gray yes and it's like a particular kind of gray it's not just like I remember being that's like this is the style It's dog shit world gray I want to also emphasize what you said

And it is funny that I didn't I didn't actually have that Eureka moment But it's so obvious because when you said Clearly they slapped like two games together Like when you get to like that area Like it's so obviously different But my mind didn't make that connection That like oh they were trying to do something else with this

But it's so fucking when you say it I'm like Oh yeah no shit like it's funny how like Especially when they're introducing the point point system thing. Yeah, it feels, it feels so like, I'm like, that's out of nowhere. Like, you're so deep in. You're so deep in the game. You're like seven hours in.

And this new fucking upgrade system shows up. It's like, oh, well, this is clearly. Yeah. And they got rid of after when that happens, you don't even have a, oh, wait. Did you, okay, I don't remember. Did you, as Leon, did you have access to storage in the early parts of the game? No. No.

No. No, no, you never did? Okay. No. No. So that was the only time you actually had a thing. You found a big inventory. You had a big inventory and you can also expand it.

When you found a BSA stuff, that's when you got it. That's the only time. Oh, yeah, okay. All right, gotcha. Yeah. But I will say because of, and this is unfortunate, like God of War Ragnarok, this, I feel less inclined to play it all the way through again because there are certain parts that I just don't want to fucking deal with.

And that's kind of, that feels unfortunate for just from, you know, for me. like I think about like oh these games are great like Ragnar like fucking good game it really is but yeah there's some parts I just like I don't want to deal with that Yotenheim thing I really don't I would have to play it so far

in the future that I forget that that's in the game to the degree that I know it is and that way like like when I started again I'll be like oh this is here fuck well I'm already in the middle you already I mean like that's the only way I could see myself replaying 100% I agree with that like out of war 2018 is actually at that point for me now where it's like I kind

don't remember much of I haven't played it I haven't played it since because I never I didn't play it on PC or anything so like the last time I played the game was probably 2018 oh wow it's been fucking damn near a decade

almost I played a little bit on PC just for the mods but I didn't finish it so yeah it's been in that was what was that like 2021 well no fuck that come out probably something like that um 2021 yeah let's uh around that time

2021 let's see where's get it where get it where get it away anyway we're gonna round we're gonna end now we're gonna read

our 25 dollar and up patron names let's do it so thank you remember you can go to Patreon tocom slash snarktank support us over there

ask your questions get your questions read uh... 2020 huh oh what's 2020 no sorry sorry sorry sorry I misspoke 2022

uh I guess that makes sense yeah yeah oh wait no no I'm wrong I'm wrong I'm wrong. I'm wrong. It was, it looks like the first thing. I was looking, that was a patch actually. Sorry, you know, the, the, oh, so it actually came out in October or like, 2021, late

2021. It actually came out. Right, right. Okay. Because I remember, I was about to say like that doesn't feel like a pandemic. I don't remember that being a pandemic. Yeah, like while the panic was going on. Yeah. Like early 2020, early 2021. But anyway, uh, yeah, we're going to read our, yeah, we're going to $25. Not patrons. Patreon. I'm a ternk, Snarktank.

Shop for merch. Remember, you can go there. You know, you know, you know the drill. All the different tiers. $25 tier gets your name right at the end of the show, which I will now do.

Well, now it's saying, okay, it says January 22, so fuck. I give up, whatever. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. All right. All right.

Kingston, count me down. Three, two, one. Young grain of sand, in the, in the anus bone. and the gators of the lost arse. Nice. Nice.

Hickey on a hemroyd by the domino noid through his teeth. I'm gonna go piss my pantroquig. On camera. I'm gonna piss my panceroic. Good. She tow on my seti till I four. A, not the Sergeant Foley. I'm white, sorry.

And rounding out our list, queen of safety. the great unwashed spud the middling and middling out our list as sometimes the king of haphazard, king of haphazard, the dumb slut that dies haphazard and Chris's Ware Dino movie. A different sad guy from Michigan,

Candice Owens fusion dancing with a Nemeci and call that bitch Piccunlo. Wrangel all old heads from LSM and snark and execute them. Cold brew king, Alpha V. The gayest Bronco fan in the history of being gay. My fiance liked the pod.

I think less of her now. No, it's valid. It's a crazy... I can't even imagine showing this show to a woman. Not a woman I plan to court, no. None of a woman I plan to court. And rounding out of this is always the king of haphazard. Hangers and Slash that void,

the void that Cash Patel stared into. Big king of haphazard. First night of the realm of haphazard. Fuck N-words, get bitches, no money-only coins. Sweeney, except he's gay and can actually talk. Yegum Nadrum Drabb

Nadruziv I don't know Derek not saying the hard R because it would be more work is the racistest thing said on this show

the only remaining Starship Cannon Bomb on this barren earth Dr. Drew is finally dead Look it up YouTube killer sentence to life hooray 400 Chris Gay

Hazardous king of happenstance edging till episode 400 The Dead Spider episode 159201. What's next? Episode 65521-199. Chris and Sweene jizzing on Derek until he looks like a painter's radio. I come in my own eyes to stack STDs. Chris, when you read this, Sweene will forget he was gay. Leave me alone.

I'm not gay. No, so it worked. Wow. You're trapped. That is a trap, unfortunately. that is a trap. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Chris, Jesus crying. That was actually, there was like fucking Jeff the killer almost. That's really exciting. Chris, oh, I've really read that. Klamylla Esquire the third. Blue Sanghili, Ragnah the Blood Edge, Bradwick Jameson, aka Bradwick Small Balls. Nobody be proven like I'd be proven. Queen of the Methodical. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar lemon pound cake. and rounding out of I haven't had pound cake in a fucking long time yeah

pound cake is so good it's just butter though I know but like it's just butter but it's fire it's probably better in my mind than it is like actually but like I remember

I've had some nice lemon where can I get some lemon pound cake I might get some pound cake me and literally I really go out today I really I genuinely it's been years yeah I can't

last time I had it since I left New York oh wow of the, my grandma love, my grandma love old people always had pancake pancake, man. I go to my grandma's house or whatever, there'd always be some type of poundcake there. Damn, I miss my grandma.

Let's move on. Let's move on. For sure. Let's stick with it. I think you can be very funny. Chainsawd Shud. I'm going to draw the snark boys as gay furries and make them do stuff to each other. I got a list of King of Hapazard. I know a white J-L-L-N. J-A-Y-J-A-Y L-N.

That's not the same. It's not the same. Yeah. It's still one of those black, like, typically black names, but J-Lan is like a black person name, literally. It's like a modern black person name, which is crazy, too. Incredibly racist, but also very funny. Well, alas. Oh, man.

What happened? Jordan's probably going to send me something. he just texted me saying, I heard you mention about that head vagina guy. So I'm like, oh, that motherfucker's seen, he know what I was.

He definitely got it. He definitely got it. He definitely got that shit chambered, bro. He definitely saw that shit when he was six and was like, I got to hold on to this. I got to hold on. He's been transferring it up media every time.

He goes from freaking floppy disk to fucking regular you. It's like he's literally keeping it alive. Bro, he said it to me. Send me that. so I can see it, please. Please send me that. It's never a good, a text from Jordan is always bad news, man.

Like, I always... Oh, man. It's always like something that I'm just like, I'm not prepared because it always hits me the worst time. Oh, man. I'll say, I'm gonna say me. I feel like the last time he sent me something,

I was at a funeral. Damn, didn't help. You're at a first time. Or something like that. You know what I mean? It was just like, I was just like, I was not in a place to be receiving, like, a video of like,

a fucking, I don't know, a guy fall into a pile of shit and throw up all over his back. You know? Berserker Broly's bang bus size Venus. Lost dollar mook without Tokyo in half wooden spandex. The Sloker 2, why so derby? Chuck Nor isn't. Pugnacious flex. And rounding out our list is always,

the King of Habeson, Remy Labo, aka Gambit, aka Ted Kardzinski, aka the Uno Bomber. The best part of waking up is penis in your butt. Tank is the trash man. Sweeney's four-ply ribs. the king of haphazard, former king of Jepphazard, Hassan eating out a girl and wanting more flavor, fucking quefe. Derek Nutschauvin is innocent, hashtag free him, please waterborne

Sweeney with diarrhea and cum for episode 400. Jesus Christ. Round-eyed Asian, OG Xbox is cracked. Porn is MP4s and gift wallpapers of squirting. And rounding out our list is the Corinth of haphazard, the king of haphazard, and say, oh no.

Are you watching it? Yes. It's missing the part where he comes back out of it, though. Oh, it's been cut out. We don't have the director's cut. Yeah, unfortunately not. This is so fucking absurd. The fact that you thought this was real, Derek, is crazy.

I was fucking young, asshole. I haven't seen it since I was like in fucking middle school. I said that I'm like, I haven't seen. I cannot wait to show this to Lily. I cannot wait to show this Lily. That is the craziest fucking... Isn't that hot? What is this?

It's the greatest point of all time, man. That is fucking really upsetting, dude. All right, well, I don't really want to read the rest of this. Insomniac Sweeney putting on his anti-cracker armor to fight white people for the first time in his 10-year career Mr. Sleepy Man on Steam I think Kingston will like

Chop Suey but all the words are grenade Queen of Fap Hazard Sam Whitwicky find the all-clock I need to drain all over humanity There is more than that gets in your eye Seaman with God Seaman Whitwicky Sam

Whiton come Seaman Wickey I am Optopist crime Come Seamwickwickwicky come Oh We are trans Former

Former trans That's crazy We are former trans We are former trans We have We have detransition Sam. We have de-transitioned, Sam. I'm going to stay a car.

We came to your earth to tell people that trans people are wrong. We came to this planet. Tell you, we came to this planet not to enforce anything, but to tell you that trans people are wrong. We, I am Optimus Prime.

And trans people are bad. Samuiki's like What? What? What? What? Duh.

It's fucking over. That's the whole film. It's two hours of credits. That's crazy. So many people worked on this day. So many people worked on this. Thousands. More people than work on GTA6 worked on this fucking.

Yeah. It's such a fucking. The credits are two hours. blog. Oh, that's the thing where it starts with like the fake little like stylish credits too. Oh yeah, of course. And then it goes into the real credits. Oh my God.

Sam Whitwicky. What are you? It's like, I'm optimist prod. Trans people are bad. What? It's been fucking 15 second run time. I face myself. Fucking standing ovation from the fucking from the daily wire.

From Lincoln Park. the old people in the theater they're like whoa so does what I've done play on repeat for two hours during the credits no it's slowed down so it lasts two hours it's fucking unrecognizable

I love this it sounds like a doon chant what the fuck is this sweet being cast in the upcoming Alan Wake TV series as the dark place, bald blue-eyed German man waiting for the Expedition 33 movie with Sween as Lune flying around the screen.

I have the pussy, so I make the rules. Star Tank's honorary left is some white guy thugsilla at the 70th anniversary box set only 89-99. Swing set four glitch GTA glitch. Screaming on my third pump into the night mother. Star Tank's gayest Hollywood undead fan.

Emilio the chosen one. This way up, V. Hyper Piper Cream Putting random shit up my ass If F1 is so good Why is there no F2? Good question Oh yeah Are you guys gonna play

Crimson Desert? I'm thinking about it I don't know Like I probably after Resident Evil I'll see how I'm feeling I think this is a sale game for me I think I'll probably wait for a sale Because I hear it's like

It takes eight hours to get into it Yeah I keep hearing that I've seen most people say Like and most people agree with it So I'm just like Maybe I'm okay with like if something's really good and it takes a bit to get into it because there's a lot of systems going on like I'm all right with that yeah but I also have to I'm all right with that at the right price and right now I'm just like maybe at like a 40 you know that's the it's the highest I'd go for a game like that it's gonna take me fucking eight hours to like yeah you know I agree with that actually yeah but it looks cool I think I could I might like it yeah but we'll see since so many like I love that the general consensus on that game is like yeah the first eight hours are kind of rough yeah it's it made me think that

i need a mod it or something to have but i got to do something i got to do something to to enjoy the first part of the game it is so great like keep in mind you can beat dead space and like 10 so for 80% of the entirety of dead space that crimson desert is bad I don't know about bad. I feel like bad as an overstatement. I feel like the problem was... Well, I've watched quite a bit of gameplay. I think the problem will...

Well... Derek Scott. Derek went to play Crimson Desert, but... We just got to do this in person. But... Great! Great insight. Big meaty stinks.

Canola Joe, the King of Hapazard, gay actor roast, but delicious. Severus Ape. Sorry, I can. I had a burrito. Informer. You know, say, Daddy Minos me snow me

I blow men I lick you boom boom down Heath watching a Japanese Taco Bell from Venezuela Gids Trump voice the purple people leader will pay Derek liking a carnitas vid on Insta with 10 likes Sweeney getting glasses and still not being able to read is crazy jerking my dick violently at the Dune 3 premiere

Go ahead speak a little Chinese For him Derek Rosebud delicious The Lord of rambunctiousness I think I'm gonna have this switch internet providers, man. That is weird that it keeps happening. Yeah, it's fucking really weird.

It's like there's almost like some type of threshold I reach and then it kicks me off. Yeah, weird. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway, I'm just going to get through the rest of this. Yeah, go ahead, whatever. Lord of rambunctiousness, Cammy X Tim Pool, where Chris watches, the

queen of systematic, King of Habhazard, King of Hab Hazard, King of Hazard, Cardboard Pie. Horrors beyond your comprehension. I'm putting Tonell clippings in Sweeney's Peehole If this isn't the 400th episode Well Well

It's coming It's coming I hope you're prepared to fucking get it through all the smeg down there Because it's fucking crazy Whoa It's fucking crazy That's crazy You gotta dig through solid smeg

To get solid smeg It's like It's like when they shave It's like when they shave Horses hooves Oh yeah That is crazy. It's harder than enamel down there.

Okay, I know I said this a while back, but Derek, it bothers me. I know I said this a while back, but Derek, it bothers me that you haven't kissed me yet. Am I too ugly for you? Mm-hmm. Yep. After an unfortunate YouTube thumbnail accident left him with a permanent soy face, Shocker turned to a life of massed crime. Can you fucking get that motivation?

That's what happened. Like I got fucking, I got soy jacked on the internet. and now I'm going to fucking shock people to that. Now I'm an arson. I'm a fucking serial arsonist. That singing zombie from Resident Evil Nightman by Dick so hard I could set off a metal detector when she grabs me. God, gloop, glorp, I'm taking a short. The bigger, the cushion, the sweeter the pushing.

Goon Devil, the Man Without Come. Booty Wonderland, Earthwind, and Dick. I find bromance when I start to dance in Booty Wonderland. Hey, Hey, Dance, Booty Wonderland. Siona fucks the world. King of Fat Pass it. All right, Derek, it's time. Do it. Jester at Sween.

Smitchie the Gay. Master, Mr. Jimmy Jam. Worry, worry, worry, Dick is passing me by. Worry, worry, worry. I'm so gayfully sly. Other guys get all the penis. Why ain't I the one they squeeze it? Worry, worry, worry,

gaze me. Ah, nice. Alternative metal album, the whole. Hole by Max Silhouette Out Now. King of haphazard, Macar, legally changing my name to Israel to get my taxes. It's crazy.

StarCard, you guys, that works. Derek, check out P-style by endless Jess, first citizen of haphazard. I have checked it out. It was stupid. Did you actually check it out? I did.

So it's, I mean, it's borderline immature for me. Let's just put it that way. Oh, wow. It's really, it's crazy. It's really stupid. Now, I'm curious. You got me, you got me fucking.

Yeah, look, take a listen. Peace style endless Jess. What the fuck. The thumbnail's already terrible. Basically, it's like, guys, seventh grade version of like what I was like, oh, this is hilarious.

Guys, so on Twitter right now, they revealed that Fox McLeod's going to be in a new Mario movie. Yeah. Oh, yeah? Because, you know, he's in space, so I guess Fox showing up makes sense. That, whatever. But people thought that Freddie Gibbs was going to be the voice actor for Fox McLeod.

And I was like, there's no way that they're going to get Freddie Gibbs to voice act Fox fucking McCloud. Hey, man. He goes, what's good? They got, so coat. I don't think. I don't think you're a fuck. I don't think anything matters. Why not?

Freddie Gibbs is such, Freddie Gibbs is not marketable. I mean, he's not, he's not marketable. Charlie Day is Mario. Who the fuck? Like,

what was that? I mean, sorry, Luigi or whatever. Charlie Day is at least marketable. Freddie Gibbs is absolutely not a marketable. I feel like I would prefer that. I feel like if,

I feel like if he walked in a room, the Japanese would freak the fuck out. They'd like, oh my God, that's one of those scary ones. And they'd fucking, they'd go in his stances. Are you enjoying that?

I wish Alan Rickman, I wish Alan Rickman voiced Mario. That would have been going. That would have been interesting for sure. I would have loved that film, dude. I would have been in the theater. I would have saw it. Everyone is like,

Mario. Wahoo. Oh, Wahoo. Wahoo. Wahoo. Wahoo. It's a mean.

It's a me. It's a me. Mario. Mario. Mario. fucking so insane Wahoo He doesn't have anything else to say

He doesn't have any other line Right What'd you say That'd been really cool Freddy Gibbs is fucking He's like yeah what's going on I've sold drugs before I shot niggas in the mouth

Why would Starf Why would Fox McLeod say that? Also do a barrel roll Nick There see Even though he doesn't even say He doesn't even say that that's fucking the fucking rabbit

with the way they're gonna talk like this too that do a barrel he's like tweak it he's like he lives for this barrel he can't come

without that barrel yeah yeah I love how fucking Falco is a fucking Italian and then Wolf is black is this like what the fuck is with this

Hey man I like that this diversity all the way back in the day I mean people now will be like that's fucking It's so cringe. Why'd they make the wolf black?

It literally would though. That's what's fucked up. That's so cringe. Here's the new thing I'm going to talk about. Here's my latest video. I'm going to complain about Star Fox. Oh my God. I'll make eight videos on this. Get it fucking 75K. 75K views. Each does at least $400 a video.

Oh, my fucking God. And I'm going to go piss in the drain in my basement. That's a piece of shit. Let's go. Let's go. let's Go. You, Derek,

you're making a Star Wars Tactical game, bro. Oh, interesting. Yeah, Roe Company. I'm excited. What era? Clone Wars era.

Oh, that's prequels era? Yeah. That's my favorite aesthetic. I don't know why. That is by far the coolest era of Star Wars because there's a lot of Jedi. So you get to actually see them do shit and do stuff. The coolest era is the era like the old republic.

That is actually because the one Jedi with the strongest. but like the arrow that's easily translatable. He's got jizz coating his tooth enamel. Well, whatever. Finish the names, man. I want to get some of the eat. From the cocks that sucks off with glee. I got a piss.

I bought 10 nudes. Sucking dick. I fucking love that fucking thing, dude. I'm beating it. I feel the goo. Sorry, I'm fucking... I won't pass. I just think...

David Bowie. I think about that often. You queer meat, gay jococke. I think about that. Ackinian king in the north. Stroking down the street, sucking big dung, slipping on,

sipping on gin and jizz. Gin and jizz. Jiz and juice. Gay sex. I got a penis in a man, a penis in my ass. A penis in my ass on an asshole on my penis. I don't know.

That sucks it. Gays. thanks. I got my mind on some cummy and some cummy on my mind of my cummy and some cummy in my eyes. Mine of my cummies. I'm coming in my eyes. It's the Andy Sucker Cockus show with Andy Sucker Cockus. Is that somebody

right that? Or was that you? No, I just, that was my brain crying. Andy Succagous. A dick in my mouth in my mouth. A dick sluck in my calm on my head, but don't call me a cum head. I got dick some off. They'll call me a dickhead.

Excuse me, Nick. I got to get my fucking piss fed. I don't know. My piss fed? What does that mean? All right. We can do a gay intro of that for sure. That's light.

That's light. That's a light and a very short episode. Andy Sucket caucus is really funny. That's light work. I think that works. I like that. I'm going to follow him on Instagram and then and then put that. I love you, Andy.

Suckett caucus. I'm going to send him a bunch of dickpicks on Instagram. That's so fucking unhinged. That is, I actually like the idea of starting, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nuking my account that I have now. Because, like, there's a possibility that a celebrity could see it, since I have, like, a decent amount of followers.

It just spam. That'd be so great. It's your boy, Shoney D. And Thomas and Friends, Wonders of Sodor is Game of the Year for me. The Court Jester of Hephazard, Akrock is this true? and finally the real king of Hephazard. Sweeney comedy be like Winnie the Pooh, but instead of, oh, bother, he says,

oh, hard R. That'd be funny as fuck. Because there's nothing insidious about poo at all. So him dropping a hard R is wild. Well, he's pretty insidious by having his dick out the entire time. He's not out. His dick is not out. That is not what is it.

He just does not have pants. So he doesn't have a dick. That's what it is. That's the answer, okay? He doesn't have a dick. How do you know that? He doesn't have a scrotum? Winnie the Pooh to.

doesn't have a scrot him? He doesn't have a dick or scroeder. How does he procreate, Kingston? How is he alive? He's not, he's not meant to procreate. He's stuffed animal. He's got a big then when I had a kid is the, the kangaroo, the kangaroo had a kid. How? I don't know. That's what I'm saying, bro. It's Tigger. And Tigger, his dick is his tail. Tigger takes his tail and it like actually anatomically moves up to where his dick is. And it then unzips it. It's a fucking peter. like he shifts it like you're moving a fucking Rubik's cube but it comes out of front of him

and he's like Ooh Name of the year guy And he shrinks it makes it fat Moving on to Diablo too Call me the human torch The way I torch my self-esteem In sixth grade I got in trouble for laughing at footage

The Challenger Explosion Finally rounding out of list king of drip hazard Translator How about I trans right now? Heyo What? Dick so dirty they call me Richard Nixon

Obie won't you blow me Colin doubled down It's me Mormon Mario Ben 10 Watch that lets you Ben 10 watch that turns Let's you turn into 10 different sex offenders Millhouse

I didn't do anything Dave Mustain I don't care Final Epstein is wild King of Happazard I'm sorry Derek Lapazard

Ah hot Derek's long lost Chinese friend Ming. Good old Ming. My nigger. You know what I mean? My minga, my minga. My minga, my minga.

I've been doing this thing where a friend of mine, a friend of mine, um, uh, we have this shorthand that we use with each other. Whenever we're gonna get on marathon, we send each other a picture of like a really flamboyantly gay Chinese man. That's what that means.

it means let's get on the game because it means we're gaming. Oh, that's very cool. I'm not even joking. That's pretty good, but it's also like, what the fuck? Homophobic and racist right up my alley. I like it. Right, exactly. I'm gaming.

Last night. It's me gaming. I'm gaming. I'm gaming. That's pretty good. Last night, Lily and I were, before he went to bed and I said, like, in each other's memes, right? And I was like, Lily, let me show you some of my fire I got. There's this video of a car just driving and then blowing up.

on some sponge box we go on and kill you with me I can't sleep now I'm gonna have nightmares why is that funny I mean I guess it can be I need to see that

I need to see it don't worry I got you I'm okay thank you the king of haphazard last but not least king of haphazard Chris while you were in New York

Derek and Sween did an episode of the cammy on SF yep for oh from SF they've deleted the recording when you came back Wage Slate 583 the Jelker

wanna know how I got these scars I'll send something to our group chat right now. The Pippini Bros. hoping that Hideo Kajima gets the voice act in the last Smiling Friends episode. You really still doing group chats? Donk, Docerson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you.

The Prince of All Half Hazards. Gay thoughts or son-daughter. P-P. It's nice to stay at the Y, Y, Y, God, Y. ellipsis That's pretty good I want to know Have you ever been gay

Coming on Gay Super Bat Yawi connoisseur 109 109.1 FM Slide Whistle Rock With Mookie and the Gunch Oh John Strickland

John Strickland Black beans are superior to brown beans in almost all applications Black beans are good Pinto beans are solid I really do I love Pinto beans personally

I like uh Pinto beans are the standard That's their good though They're like they're like they're like They're like they're like chicken to me Where I'm just like this goes with so many They really are There's so many ways to use pencil beans

But black beans put in work though I really like black beans a lot I like black beans so much I'm a big fan of uh I'm big fan of red kidney beans I don't know I think those might be my favorite beans Of course you are Chris

Yeah I mean what do you mean up Abituelas what do you mean? of course. I know, I know, but like I'm just saying, we're biased. Of course, we're not going to if we're bringing up, yeah, of course. I like, I like rice and I'm like, yeah, but you never had fucking what's about rice. The fact that I have it,

the fact that I even have an opinion on beans alone is kind of startling. You know what I mean? Like, who the fuck? People don't have opinions on beans, really. I mean, you are, you, you do when your culture has a particular kind of beans they put in fucking everything. I didn't, I didn't know, I didn't know that beans were frihole is in Spanish. I thought they were

just abituelas for a long time until I went to school and was made a fool of myself. Ah, yeah, you got the shit beat out of you for being a shitty Spanish speaking guy. Dude, there was a kid who used to call me Jose because there were too many Chris's. What?

That's crazy. That is something different, Chris. I'm not even joking. That is just being discriminated against us. Well, whatever. I was like, I was like seven. I don't think I knew. He'd call you Jose and he would arc. He would not an arc until the back gate.

He'd be like, oh, these birds are pooping on me again. Jose was like such a stereotype in my area that a lot of people didn't even like being called Jose. Because it was almost like, oh, yeah, whatever, Jose kind of, it was like kind of racist. It was like a. No way, Jose. Yeah. So one of my friends went by Jesse. Another guy who was like a John.

I'm like, yo, it's crazy. You guys don't like you. You don't want to be Jose. I wasn't sure if I was going to bring this up. I wasn't sure if I was going to bring this up because it's, it is kind of an. side, but, uh-oh. You, uh, you've been strangely obsessed with the idea of people nutting in a direct arc. I think it's funny.

Yeah, but it's how it's come up a lot that like, nutting in a direct art. Notting an arc is fun because the idea of that you're, you're so, you don't want to be the person to aim it right at them. So you're like, fuck it. I'll trick shot it and I'll make it land on you. That means, and that also the fact that making it land on somebody while there's still all so moving. So that means that you torped it enough in there. You built up enough pressure.

You put your penis in the right direction to do it. And then you're like, got it. It's like wanted fucking, it's like that Angelina Jolie movie. It's like right there. Pea. It's like using a hammer

or they're using a mortar in fucking gears too. I have stupid. That's such a specific memory. That's good. It's a good pull. I have 4,200 hours on VR-Chide, God help me. The First Church of Keith David presents Master Sphinctor and the Evil Spreader. Nice. Free Raz, the Brokrogan

Experience, Papa Jesus, trap God, Bart, Napster of puppets, King, King Dad of Hapazard, sacrificing Sweene to the God Hand for Dairy Queen, Spook, Newcomb, and the Hiroshima Heat Waves, and rounding on our list, as always, the King of Happassard, Monkey Monk, and the King of Appassard, A fell around and find out.

Young Sweeney's dad, King of Havazard, calling three days later for his birthday and asking for money. Blue Man Group's less successful cousin, Teal Boy Club. Oh my gosh. That's Jordan. All right. I don't. I'm going to start a band called Teal Boy Club.

The Teal Boy Club. You got to do it. I don't know what to do, Marcus. You handed me a Lancer and I cleave the Maria and half while you shouted nice. not he can't help it it's like it's like a it's like a nervous reaction for sure no matter who he sees getting he's only ever seen locust get chainsawed so he like it's it's a default reaction so when he sees uh dom do it to his wife he just can't help it he lets it he blarts it out and then they're nice and he says nice and he tears up i'm so sorry nice sorry um

you intend i didn't do that you got admit though that was pretty sweet you gotta tell the truth don you gotta admit that was pretty cool you're right Marcus you're so right Marcus

it was really traumatic but like it was it was low key six that shit was fire bro it's always fun chain sewing people would happen with you Marcus she was laying on her No matter who.

She was laying on her stomach and you kick her over on her back and then stomp her head. That's crazy. Nice. You never touched her with your hands. You refuse to put your hands on her directly. You use your feet to get her over and then you fucking stomp. That was my favorite way to like end someone that was crawling around. They'd be like, oh, yeah.

Scratch one grub. I forgot what it was. I forgot if it, if it was years. But I remember there's a game where you had money. someone's head flat. Is that in Gears 3, one of the executions? I don't remember that. You brought them to their head burst.

There was an execution in Gears 3. There's an execution in Gears 3. There's an execution in Gears 3 that you can do in multiplayer. You can rip a character's arm off and hit them with it forever. Like, you actually don't have to. As long as you keep bashing the button, you will keep beating the person to death. And they have to sit there and accept it until some other guy comes and kills him. That's hilarious.

the only reason you had to stop was because it would make a lot of noise and people would come find you and kill you if you kept going but like you could theoretically just do that for the for the remainder of the entire match if no one else bothered the fucking find it did I delete it? That'd be so

unfortunate. That's funny. It reminds me of God of War III when you when you're whipping the final act of whipping right what's his face? Zeus you could keep hitting him. The screen goes red and I, for the first time,

I did it for 20 minutes because I was like, oh, I wonder there's like an Easter egg because God of Word does have some Easter eggs like that. Yeah, no, for sure. Yeah, so I was like, I did it. I was like, okay, I give up. Now imagine that,

but Zeus is a dude just trying to relax from a day off, like a hard day at work. And he's on the other side of that screen. It's being punched for 20 minutes. Oh, man. Oh, fucking. God damn it.

I love that stuff. I love any game that lets you just like, games are already so combative that getting an extra layer of like combativeness in there that's not just the game is so funny. Like I remember Kingston when we played Fortnite

and we would down people and pick them up and throw them in dumpsters and shit. I would always drag them into rooms and then close the door behind me. Adding insult to injury is just so funny. Yeah. I love that stuff. There's nothing worth.

There's not more fun than bothering people, man. It's really not good, but it's, I love it. It is funny. It is just funny. By the way, Kingston, I'm not watching that. You should watch it. I'm aware of that and I'm not watching it. You should watch it. I'm not, though. It's a good video. I've never been to into extreme wrestling, so.

Dude, he's fine. He's fine. I don't like watching stuff like that. You're a pussy. Like my friend, like, there's a lot of people like, they're into like ECW back in the day and I was like, that's not for me, dude. I love that shit. I love scene. I love seeing people get picked up and when they hit the ground, you're like, I don't know. I just don't know if they're here anymore.

I never, I hate that. I hate watching. This video of fake Mike Wazowski and fucking, uh, and fucking buzz light, you're at the urinal is so crazy. I, I, I hate that I've seen that video before. Look at what I said in the chat. Look at the video. It was above the video.

Oh, above the fucking video he just said. It's a video of like fake Mike wasowski and, and Buzz Light, you're at a urinal. Yeah. I hate that I've seen that video many times. before. I have seen this. I forgot about it. Dude, the fact that Mike steps on him to piss is crazy. And then

Buzz wakes up and goes way too far. Dick's so dirty. I tried taking a picture and now my phone won't turn on. Uh, huh. Oh, wow. Dr. Drew found dead at 68. Cratos picking up Mamir and kissing him for nine straight minutes. Arthur Krogan, Ben Shapiro's sister's supple

voluptuous breast. Uh, episode number stagnation is a recession indicator. No, you know what is though. Fucking $900 PlayStation vibe. Derek making a new gay music video and releasing on a porn hub because there's a real gay porn in it. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, Peasants Graham, Aetherian has the past because he took a loss of his hard ass.

Projunion hunters fermented cream pie. Frying bacon with my shirt off, Nafrum, and rounding out our list as always. You know him, you love him. The king, the real king. All right. Of haphazard. Yay!

We'll see you guys. I'll put it in. We'll see you guys next time. All right. In the meantime, patreon.com slash a snarktank, you know where to go. Patreon, uh, Starktank. We'll see you. Bye.