The Snark Tank - #399⁶⁹: Tig Ol' Bitties

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

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Welcome to the snark tank. You're about to get your news glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeney, sit back and put some glazing glory. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. The episode, you decide. It's me, Chris. It's him Sweeney. It's him, Derek.

Look at us here. Look at us here. we've got oh boy there's a lot it's actually nice to have some space between recordings because a lot gets to happen and oh dude I

where do we want to start then where do we want to jump in because I actually don't I kind of want to start with the Christy Gnome stuff because I think that's the that's the juiciest that is the funny this is the breastplate man right yeah it's that

the uh Pam Bondi's husband. There's so much Sorry, Christy Nome's husband. There's so much surrounding that because there was already, you know, she already sucks. She already had so much other bullshit going on. People were already questioning her about like

affairs and conflict of interest and all this other shit. And then on top of that, her husband gets exposed for being as a cross-dresser. Fucking degenerate, you know, and like according to their faith and the shit that they follow and acting like oh trans

people cross-dresses all this stuff's an abomination and then it's always the usual suspects smoking gun the fucking smoking gun in their pocket the smoking gun in their own pocket dude what makes it crazier is the fact that

our regular journalism team found it not even like not even like spies so it's like these niggas are clearly compromised information-wise. They were probably been blackmailed that I have this shit come out. What is going? I,

man, man. I just think it's funny that it's, you know, usually it's just like, oh, they're all like dudes on grinder or something. It's usually something like that, right? And this time it's something that it's,

you don't see very often. Full sin, bro. I don't think I've ever actually, as far as a politician, scandal or anything like that. Like, oh, I like wearing fake, like, giant tits. I think this might be a first for me. This is a first for sure. This is the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time. This is new. Dude, do you see that they were asking for thoughts and prayers for this?

No, they were. Please. I'm not even joking. I think Christy Noam was like, please give us some space, thoughts and prayers or whatever. Like, I can't remember what it was, but the phrase thoughts and prayers were were uttered in relation to this situation. Oh, my God. Awesome. What a funny thing to happen to that type of person. You know? Yeah. Like, brilliant stuff. It's so. And you're innuantly baffling. It's, it's poetic justice, man. It's exactly what is needed in, and we needed this. We did need a W. We need a W. We got a W. Okay. You called,

you claimed we needed a W and guess what? The Lord delivered. Right. Like the Lord delivered. Mag is clearly not doing well. Because if you think about all of these Not doing well as an understatement. It's an understatement. Right, right. They're doing pretty rough. All the sick of friends that were employed, I mean, think about like all no one's, I mean,

clearly, like I said, it's all DEI hires, right? All these people are just like. Literally, yeah. Yeah. So of course they're not doing well. It's their, it's what they think DEI is, is what it is. Well, I guess. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, like, they think the. is how they're getting hired. Yeah, boy, just black and brown people getting positions they don't deserve, right? Yeah, people in positions that they're not qualified for that are there because of, you know, extraneous unrelated factors, which is exactly what

is what happened to them, like, a cash, Patel, Pete Heggseth, Pete Hegsteth, Pam Bondi, Christine Nome's like, because Pam Bondi's gone now, too. I know. Was that yesterday they fired her or something? Or somethings ago? Was that real that picture of her in the garbage?

Did they really, the president, like, did that really get posted by the fucking White House? I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I saw a picture of her in the garbage and I was like, what the fuck?

I doubt it. This isn't beyond him. I doubt it because I saw Trump like was still saying nice things about her even after axing her. She's so cool. She's so cool. We love her. Get her out of here.

Yeah. Basically. I fuck her. I'd fuck her. I'd do it. Yeah. I'm sure he already did. I'm sure to get the job you you are having

She had to give up something I'm sure Caspetel had sex with Trump Even though like Trump didn't really want it Because like put those little elf ears on and do your little Indian dances While I take time while I like slowly but aggressively Blow your butthole open You ever think about like you can become like the director of the FBI By essentially writing a children's book for Trump and saying that Trump's a king

Because that's all he did Well, that and he sold COVID cures or whatever, you know, quote unquote cures. He didn't do anything else. And then he got a job. Madness. That's fucking like, madness. It sounds so crazy. Absolute madness, bro.

It's madness. That's genuinely, that is like for real insane. Not even like jokey, ha ha, funny. It's like, oh, that's genuinely horrifying. It's because these niggas are all compromised. That's like they're all compromised now. I'm sure the rest of the world has all of our secrets now just for real. Oh, sure.

I haven't we had anything under wraps before. It's like you think we don't know this? You dumb? Remember when Trump got indicted like 30 something times for having a bunch of like classified documents just stored in his fucking bathroom at Mar-a-Lago? Like you don't think people like world spies were just coming in there and just taking pictures of fucking everything. And to the point where I remember Kid Rock said he was being showed some shit and he even asked like, I don't know if I should be, should I be seeing this? Like I don't think I should be seeing this. And it's like, yeah, why would you show a rock, a washed of rock star like our world. Even child rock knows. Child Rock. Even child rock is like, hey, I probably shouldn't be in here. I'm child rock. I'm really not. I'm really not shit right now. I'm child pebble right. now, right?

Child. Kid Pebble. Kid. I hate that. Kid Quartz is fucking crazy. I think he's such a glaring piece of shit. It's hilarious. It sucks.

I mean, hey, man, he's he headlined the halftime show, bro, with his, with his huge bastardization of hip-hop music. And people loved it. That was fun. Did we all, did we all happen to catch Rob Schneider at, uh, oh. I couldn't watch but 30 seconds of it, man. I'd never, I'd never, but what happened? So Rob Schneider went to, was it CPAC or like, like, it was like something like that, right?

Or like some weird, I was like something happened so maybe it was there. Yeah, one of those kind of things. Yeah, so like some conservative, I don't know, man. Con, I guess they have these. I really don't know. A conservative con sounds crazy. That sounds weird. Yeah.

It's just a bunch of supplements. Supplements and guns. Yeah. And NRA memberships. But he went and did like a set or something at one of these things. And it was just bad. It was like the loosest five I've ever seen. You know,

like you say they have, they say comedians have like a tight five, which is like, you know, five minutes of material that they can kind of whip out and display. That was like a loose. I think it was like one joke every two and a half minutes. Jeez.

It's like like one, two and a half. have jokes maybe in that five minutes that he was there and he was like fumbling he was like oh it's distracting up here and just completely bombing and i'm just and it's just so clear i mean it was always obvious that of the crew that sandler like brought up with him that like he was just the least comedically talented like and i don't say that i don't say that as like a retcon like because i know i know there's people who a lot of people who are like you know whenever something bad comes out about somebody that they like they're like oh i always knew

and it's not real, you know, they're jumping on a bandwagon. I mean this like earnestly, even when I was a child, when I saw shit like, what was that movie he did animals, something? Yeah, animal, Duce Bigelow,

fucking those shits. Duce Bigelow was all right for me when I saw it, but it was, it was not about him. It was all of the supporting people in it. It was all of the, the women that he was dating. It was, uh, fucking, it was like, I remember that.

I remember the the antagonist who he was actually supposed to be watching his house and the reason why he's doing the jiggle of thing like oh like if you fuck up my fish I'm going to kill you like I remember that guy I think he was from fucking uh he was from the mummy he was like he was like he was in the mummy that actor and like yeah was he remember guy from the mummy. He was the least memorable Rob Schneider was the least memorable thing about deuce Bigelow and and that's kind of the point I'm trying to make. Yeah yeah he's just he he just was never even to my child mind. like he was just never particularly interesting as like he he couldn't carry a movie sure or carry like my attention for anything he was fine and like supporting you know i like his supporting you can do it you can do it his fucking by the way on stage you see that oh no he did it he did it he did somebody was like you can do it and he goes like you can do it because he's fucking decrepit it all remember that guys remember that remember when i did that in that fucking football movie like a million years ago that in a different movie that wasn't about

me at all. Yeah, so I don't know. I want to make that point clear because I know a lot of people are like, oh, you know, this popular thing popular person falls from Grazer. It's like, I never liked Chris Pratt. And it's like, you never liked Chris Pratt at all.

Like, not even slightly. I hate to admit it. I like Chris Pratt. I thought he was really, really funny in Parks and Wright. Yeah, I think he's a funny, like, I don't like think about him. but like I'm not like put off by it I'm not put off by him in the same way that I was put off by Rob Snyder we had the we had the VHS for animal I think oh yeah and it was just and it was just his face on the cover and I'm not even kidding I never was even remotely curious about what was

on that VHS because it looked so deeply unappealing that and uh jack oh jack to two I saw Jack in the theater I know it's fucking insane but I remember those two VHSs we had and those are the only two movies in my parents' entire collection where I was like, I don't have any curiosity as to what's going on in that. Like, I don't even want to see that. I remember there was this movie called Pinocchio's Revenge where it was a horror Pinocchio sequel, I guess, or something like that. Sounds about right. And I remember watching my grandma and I was watching the beginning of it. A very beginning, some bitch with her tities out gets killed in like a shower. And I was just like, oh, my grandma was like, yep, stood up, turned it off. And I was like, I get it. I didn't know. is going to happen, but I get it. I get why you're mad, grandma. He's like, go to bed and I was like, all right, all right, you got me. You got me.

I'll get out of here. Was Rob Schneider in it? Yeah, of course. He was Pinocchio. He was one getting their revenge, dude. That's the whole part of this store. He fucking popped in that bitch of shower and he was like, you can do it and then start stabbing.

And his nose started growing. He's like, you can do it. His nose grew. He was like, I really love Trump. And he fucking did like a little fucking jig. And he started stabbing a woman. It was like, my grandma was like, this is a crazy film. Go to sleep, Kingston.

Man, that's crazy. Do any of you have any family members that, you know, they were normal? And you're like, oh, cool. And then now they're just like hardcore into Trump or something. Praise the Lord, not a single one. Yeah. Not a single fucking one. I have not come across any family.

Thank goodness. No, none of them. My family is fucked. my family's fucked up but I think at least they're like I already belong to a cult I'm good with this one you know they're kind of like

I don't need this shit I don't I think I think what happens is for black people particularly we understand this game is not for us so when you go and you like become a Candace Owens or whatever that fucking like gay niggas I was talking about Kendrick Lamar but ever got that freaking fruity nigger

and then it's that um and I forgot who else another fucking dumb fucking that slow talking niggins. The one that wouldn't get picked up on an auction. I forgot his name. That's crazy. What's this niggas name?

He was like, well, amazing. That nigga. Oh, Jesse. Jesse Peterson. Like those, like those fucking chimpy-coon motherfuckers, they are like, they are the worst of the worst. He didn't get picked up at an auction. That's so fucking crazy. Oh, fuck.

Like, actually, if you're a black. He would be. Black maggot. Of course. Yeah. Black maggot is the most deplorable thing you could be. probably on this planet. It's pretty well.

Other than an active violent criminal. I think. And even some of them, I'm more lenient on you than I am. That's worse than like, say the, like the Floridians, like say the Cubans that are thinking that they wouldn't be deported for some reason.

I think it is, it is worse only slightly. The thing with Cuba is like they were traumatized by like a, like they come from a place where like they have a really skewed understanding, you know, where it's just like, oh, we've, we've, we've been in places that are ravaged by this thing that we're

afraid of. And so, like, they're just like psychologically, like, manipulated into being opposed to every single possible. Yeah. So they're kind of like, by default running to the right because they think, like, I need to be as close to capitalism as, as, as possible. Right. I have no sympathy for the Latin Americans that go against socialism at all. No, I don't either. But the thing is that. But it does come from a place where it's like, you can see where it happens. I don't understand where it happens for, for black Americans. really. I'm not in a place to say that, but like I really, I don't see it. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Idea of security. It's like this is the

own. It's, it's capitalism bullshit. It's the same way it's like the only way black people were given any sort of freedom or humanity was having money, you know. If you were a poor black person, you go through bullshit. But if you were a better off black person proximate a whiteness and capitalism, you were at least allowed in the house. You were given a name. You weren't in the sun and beat all the time. You know, you wore better clothes. It's the same exact mentality for Latino people where it's like if we are closer to what it is the powerful status, then obviously we're better off. That's why there's so much colorism in Latin American communities, you know?

That's why Dominicans don't admit they're black and they look like me. And it's like, nigger, are you insane? That's my favorite. You're not. That is very crazy. It's like, what do you mean? But then it's like, but then it's crazy because you meet Puerto Ricans and Cubans who look like Chris

that you can't tell them they're not black. And it's like what? What's going on? Are you saying I'm not black? Exactly. I have almost got into fistfights on my cousins about them saying nigger. And then I was like, yo, you should probably chill with that. And you're like, they're genuinely like why.

Compare me in Kingston Skinstones. I don't think we're that far apart. That's crazy. Maybe on the island we might have a relative or two, but we're very, very far apart. Nah, I mean, people get us mixed up all the time. No, you just do because you're insulting me and you say you because you hate yourself. What do you mean? What are you saying?

We've gone out and people have walked up to me. They go Kingston. I'm like, no, no, no. That's him. Yeah, that's him. If someone mistakes me and you that much, I'd be like, oh shit. Kill me. The planet's wrong.

It happens a lot with, it's been happening a lot since Kingston got his glasses, I will say. Oh, yeah, sure. That's what really does it. By the way, how are you acclimating to it? It's terrible. It's terrible. You're not acclimated to it? When I take my glasses off, my eyes feel so heavy.

And I don't know why. I don't get why it does. My nose, having them on my nose sucks. I have a fucking bridge. So it makes my nose feel uncomfortable. And I just kind of had to deal with that. Whenever I take my glasses off, like right now, after I put them on, everything's blurry and my eyes feel heavy as shit.

And they're barely open. I literally just sink down. Yeah, that sucks. That you just wear your glasses. I do. I do wear my guys all the time. Yeah. I didn't have them on today because I was cleaning before I got into the on the counter call, but I like I wear my glasses regularly and it sucks. You know, usually I hear people like, oh, I can see better. I can see better. That's dope. Things are better.

That's dope. I can drive better too. Oh man, everything sucks that I could actually. I can perceive the world for what it is. I told you guys before. The reason why I don't want to see how shitty things are. And I went and got glass and everything is so much worse, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Did at least graphics improve on like video games or anything? I think it's just relatively the same.

Yeah. But I think it's my eyes strained so hyper before. Like things are magnified. That is the only thing. Things are like closer to me so I can see things like on my other screen right now. I can see things better on my other screen. That's good. But the only downside is that the way they sit up my face since I'm 31 now.

It feels uncomfortable. If I was like a little kid and I was doing it, it would have been like, oh, this is how my nose feels. right yeah i completely i completely patched it out yeah right whatever whatever feeling of like there's nothing here there's nothing there it's been long enough for me yeah it's like not focusing on the fact that you can see your nose that bothers me a lot i can see my nose which bothers me a lot yeah i can see my nose too yeah you just can just look down enough and you're like oh no i can see like i'm looking straight forward and i can see part of my nose yeah i can yeah of course yeah but it's but it's patched out you know you think about it yeah there's a little patch going

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I have a bigger blind spot now. Like sometimes I look over my shoulder. I just can't see exactly what does that happen to you guys too is my tripping out. No, I mean, looking over the side, like there's a little bit of a blind spot. There's a more noticeable blind spot. Yeah, the frames can block it a little bit. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. I've noticed that a few times as I'm constantly with my nephews. I have to look in the backseat of the car. And I wonder if I'm looking at the back to the car, I can't see my nephew sometimes. And I'm like, did he leave? Yeah, he's gone. Look at, uh, Kingston, when you, when you know that you've worn them enough to that you're, you're used of them is that you'll have the phantom adjust

when you don't have them on. Like every once in a while, just like I'll, I'll try to adjust. And they're not even on my face. Like, oh yeah. When I was wearing contacts, that happened to me a lot. Yeah. And then I ran I'm not going to do contacts. Lillie's getting contacts. I'm not going to do them. I

would be irresponsible with them. I think I would like, they would like, leave them in. Yeah, seal into my fucking eyes. I can't. One of our friends is like, I need glasses. And you were like, all right, so get glasses. It's just like, I don't want glasses. I was like, all right, cool, do contact. He's like, I don't want to do context either.

I'd forget them in my eyes. And I'm like, it's really not that hard to forget them your eyes. Just take them out. You feel them. I find them to be more interested than glasses are by like a lot. I think they're just inside of me, so I freak out. I feel them on the surface of my eye, which nothing should be. No, nothing should be there.

So I'm just very painful. I could never forget that they're in my head. If I, like, if I were to go to sleep with contacts on, I, I, I, I, I, I don't imagine. Like, I can't imagine that that's something that I would ever do. Yeah, you're probably right. You're probably right. You're probably right.

So uncomfortable. And maybe I guess at a certain point like you, I guess it's like a glasses thing. Or if you've been doing it for a while, you just kind of become second nature. You don't think about it. Chris, can you, can you, are you a kind of person where like if something is bothering you, you can push it to the side of your mind and like move on without it or does it continue to bother you? In what way? What do you?

Like in general, like if there's a, like if there's a minor worry, do minor worries bother you a lot? Oh, intensely. Yes. Okay, well, there you go. That's probably why you can't have contacts. Because your brain is probably worrying, oh, these are going to get stuck in my brain. It's going to get stuck in my brain. And it's at a point there's like, fuck it. And you open your eye and you put them in your brain.

And it's like, well, I put them here. So they're stuck there. I put them there. I want them in my brain. The world can't do this to be. I choose. I choose. For me, minor things only bother me when it's like I feel guilty.

And I usually don't feel guilty about most things. I try to actively not make people's days worse. I try to. I do it. I still do it. It is my nature to be fucking a day ruiner. I'm guilty by nature because I carry that Catholic Catholicism. Yeah, it's in me.

It's in me. It's like buried. It's buried in there. Like I don't believe it or nothing, but it's there, you know. Yeah. I actively,

I would, I would actively choose to suffer more than succeed if I know someone else is going to suffer because of the fact that I, like I was absorbing Spider-Man in my foundational moment. I'm trying to, I'm trying to stop that. I'm trying to stop that. It's really,

it's really bad. but it doesn't, but I've also realized it doesn't hurt me much to do that. Like I haven't been like really detrimental. You gotta block it out, man. I'm like letting some other people just be like, oh, let this person succeed. You know, I heard, like, the other night,

I heard a baby crying excessively in a way and it was late, really late at night. It was like crying or is screaming? Screaming, like in a very worrisome way that I've never really heard a baby make sounds like that before. To where I'm like, I think that baby's in trouble. And then seconds later, silence.

And that actually really worried me because, like, it wasn't like the baby's calming down. It just completely stopped. Right. And I was like, I think I just heard a baby get killed. And it actually bothered me for the portion of the night. That is really upsetting. Yeah.

It made my day worse. Yeah. And, of course, to survive, my brain's like, let's we gotta put this away we must be something else yeah is this your job is it your job are you the baby I mean it's like the way that my brain rationalize it's like

I literally couldn't have done anything anyway it's like what could I made it if if the baby is dead I couldn't have done anything anyway I couldn't have made it in time to save the baby did you hear by any chance a chainsaw revving up beforehand that is so morbid that is so morbid for I'm simply asking

I'm simply asking questions I think I might I heard the chain choking. I think I heard the like the I think I heard that part. Did you hear a chainsaw crying? And I think I didn't look, man, I don't know. I've never killed a baby before. I don't know what I don't know what it's.

I did see a guy holding the chainsaw while the chainsaw was revving. And then he was being dragged by the chainsaw on the floor. Oh, my God. And I think R. 9 bullshit. Oh, I finished. I finished R9 by the way. Oh, yeah.

You finished it? Overall, how did you like it? It was good. It was good. I think I lean with Derek, I think, where I like Leon's parts a lot more. It's a lot shorter. It's a lot shorter than even I thought it would be. Yeah. And I like short games, but like it took me, it took me about. And by the way, I don't know if this clock is accurate because I think a lot of it's time I spent in pause, like in the kitchen or whatever. But it said like it said like 13 hours or something, which to be feels longer than what I played. That sounds about right. but it's it's good

it's good it's not my favorite but it's probably like it's up there maybe maybe number five for me I think for sure it might be at number five for me because I think it's four

four remake two then well maybe village then five then what is it nine

Okay, that's interesting. I think Village has the best... Certainly not three, you know. Village has the best portion of Resident Evil game, I think, by far. Which one? I think Village has the best portion of Resident Evil game. It's not the best game overall, but that haunted house part of Village is the best part of any Resident Evil game.

I like the first half of that game a lot. Like the first, like, the first 50% of that game where you're like going through the Manor and you can go to the dollhouse. The fish is, I think, okay. The factory sucks, but like whatever. The factories is an end of Resident Evil game, unfortunately. Yeah, the end is... Every end of Resident Evil game turns into literally in a factory killing people.

Some type of thing like that. It's like how to fuck five, five? Wait, does Ford do that? Yes, four does it too. It may not be a factory. It's a mine. Whoa, sorry plot twist. But it's literally, even in freaking two, it's a lab.

Yeah. Yeah. And this is built like a factory. Revelation 2 is a fucking lab It's a it's it's there's it always becomes that There's a it always becomes that and it's like I always like I generally always like the first half of Resident Evil games more than the last half So like I don't even really

I don't even really consider the fact that the second half of this game didn't really grab me as much as like a big problem Because it's just like that's the second half of a Resident Evil game I get it Yeah Well also there's just no I know there's no stakes Ah you know like I know what they're not going to do That's me in every action game now. Did you, let me ask you something. Did you do the bad ending in Requiem?

I don't think so. No. What's the bad ending? Spoiler alert, before we go any further. Yeah. I mean, there's always, but in a lot of these games. So I, yeah, so now we're spoiler territory. People, people will be like, you're, what will you mean?

If a Resident Evil fan is mad about me saying, I'm like, bro, have you played Resident Evil? There are bad endings in Resident Evil. like I hope you would Not a never single one Not a never single one I did I did release Yeah that was right ending

Yeah so Is that the right one? Yeah so that's well it's it's It's obvious So then yeah So you do the The other choice And it's so funny

What happens to the other choice So you just so you're like Oh it destroys the thing Which is like obviously There's hints that this is a cure Right If you're paying attention to the story there's hits that like you have to release this because this is actually a good thing.

Um, you so you destroy it fucking Zeno is all pissed. Fucking, uh, grace gets kind of escapes and then Leon just gets his head blown off. Yeah. Oh, Leon dies and that. Yeah. He just simply gets his head blown away with so much blood and like it's so funny. It is quite a kill. Yeah.

I tell you that. It is quite the. head exploding. So me, I, it was, yeah, that was great. The one thing that I do like that, they don't punish you for taking the bad ending, they'll let you restart it. Like you beat it, but would you like to start again from this last sequence? So you don't have to like beat the game all over or start from the very like last like,

they're graceful to let you experience both of you want to. They're like, would you like to play the game correctly now? All right, cool. Here you go. Go back and try. You do miss the whole final boss fight if you choose that ending, though. So it's clearly not like a good ending at all. That final boss fight is so fucking funny.

It's so stupid. It's so fucking funny. But it's as dumb as all of them are. It's as like the fucking Resident Evil two boss or something. Like, it's as dumb as all of them are. Every single final boss fight in the mainline Resident Evil games is so silly. See, I guess yeah, you're right.

They all. kind of feel like that, don't they? It's like a big monster with tentacles. It's run around for two minutes. Until item falls down in front of you and you kill boss. Except for this one, you had to hide them the whole time. And you just blew the boss away. Yeah.

So that's, I mean, yeah, it's the bosses have never. I feel like the only boss that I also, I let, Krauser is awesome. I love the, I love the boss fight of Krauser. That's great. I actually, because of how absurd it is, absurd it is I loved Heisenberg. That's probably the funniest fight I've ever done in any Resident Evil because you're in a fucking alien suit.

What are you? You're piloting. It is so crazy what you're in. I love the setting though. The setting in that field right outside the fucking factory or the foundry or whatever. It's so sick. That game is so ridiculous. The fact that like Heisenberg is like,

ah, this nigga's here. God damn it. God damn. Literally the moment he finds out because he's like, oh my God. I'm going to die. I'm gonna die. He's gonna kill me. I'm fucked, man. Yeah, man, those wolf niggas, they ain't fucking around. I'm actually very,

I'm so excited for what they're gonna do with R.E. 9's expansion. Because- I'm excited too. I don't see what happens. Yeah, like we'll maybe get some actual substance in. Well, clearly we're gonna have to see Chris now since you didn't get to see him. Oh, guys, let me ask you two things. Just about Resident Evil. Well, I guess we'll start with this one. Some people were questioning and saying, I'm not 100% sure, but that was that was hunk, right?

It's implied it's him, but we don't know. But like, like who else could have it be? It's implied. He has the black death also. Yeah. Or the black, the death edge or something like that. He has his axe. So it is mortal edge.

That's what it's called. It is heavily implied that it's hunk also when you go back in the room he's gone. so of course oh that's so stupid it's it's very likely hunk it's very likely him yeah because i mean who first of all who else could give leon a run for his money if anything i mean he gave he gave a dying leon a run for his money that is that's he gave leon nearly dead a run for his money he did not give a healthy brother i didn't even consider okay that actually he did he got killed by hold on a second. It hurts, huh? You just changed my mind a little bit. It's possibly was just for the sake of what you just said, a dying Leon, he wasn't able to take out a dying Leon. So is that actually a Hunt? Because I feel like, if you know the lore of Hunk, that doesn't really make sense. Well, think of it like this, right? In the same existence, right, situation, new Leon that doesn't have military training did exactly what Hunk did. I agree. That's true. But it's just literally. Literally, baby, baby Leon, no training, no, no spin kicks yet.

He's not kicking a nigger yet right now. He just got a knife and a pistol. And he did it. So 35 year later, Leon, who's damaged, but he has his training, I think he could kill hunk. Chris would punch him and you'd pop. Chris would punch Leon and he would, he'd blunk and he'd dis. Chris could probably punch the facility and break it open.

and then get to the bottom and then punch the fucking zombie guy once and he would die. But I mean, look at his feet. Look at his feet. One of the thing. One of the thing. One of the thing. Zeno. What do you think about this nigga?

What do you think is going on? Because like, he's a clone. But does that make sense? It does. I guess. But does it? Because like,

why is this? If he's a clone. You played six, right? So here's the thing. If he's a clone, I guess the only thing Do clones have like the When you clone somebody like say

Did you play Resident Evil Zero? So that was like the first thing of the clone that fucking That stupid ghost like Emo dude. It was like a clone of that plant shit You know? But like he wasn't it wasn't like He was completely renewed. It wasn't like a well have you

Jack Jack is effectively a clone you know Jack who? I'm sorry Wesker his son Oh Jack I forgot his name was Jack Yeah he's effective Stupid ass fucking name Well yeah

It's pretty boring dog shit character in general too But he's gonna he's coming back We know he's gonna be back soon or later At some point because it's weird Yeah he has to come back clearly He probably hasn't aged a day He probably is just a same bald Clearly system of the down eskin again

It's gonna show later He looked too much like the infamous guy He did it was really bothers I was like this is kind of okay But um Okay, so he's going to come back. And Jack is effectively made from clone cells of Wesker and insemination and some bitch. But doesn't, so here's the thing.

Doesn't he look like, um, like he even has like battle scars in the way that like, okay, you look like a dude who survived getting blown up by an RPG in a volcano. You know what I mean? It can't, it can't be him. I feel you on that so strongly. It cannot be him. However, I think Wesker's gone. I think he's genuinely gone or, or he did he pulled a palpment.

and essence transferred somewhere else. I would not surprising anything past Resident Evil because I almost feel like some people are being a little bit too smart because they're even focusing on I watched one video. No, I watched two videos because I want to see what people thought. And people were pointing out the like the smoking thing. Like he was smoking a lot of cigarettes and like, when was Wesker smoking a bunch of cigarettes? And I was like, listen, this is also Resident Evil. This is Capcom.

You're reading into this may perhaps too much or or maybe probably. perfectly enough. We don't know yet. You know what I'm saying? There's no, I have, I am absolutely prepared at any moment for a Resident Evil to be like, and in this newest character, Kingston Shane Jameson. And I'm like, what the fuck? I didn't agree to this at all. And then I try to assume and it would be like, no, actually you're a Resident Evil character. You survive Iraqwood City at three months old. Are you, are you, are you going to like? I don't know, probably not. I'm black. No, I mean, they've had no black prozagnists. I will say this is. They've had two technically.

This is the only... You said two? What's crazy is that every game Black people die really badly except for five. That's it. And that's because of the fact they were the main cast.

Other than that, every Black person's even gets fucking done filthy. It gets done fucking atrocious. Wait, what's the other... So there's Sheva and who else? Sheva and Josh. Josh isn't... It's not real.

That's nothing. What it means? He's there. He survives somehow. We thought that he was going to die. We thought that he was going to die. die at least three or four times. You're like, oh, Josh, it's cooked.

He's African and he's not beside a fucking main character. Yeah, but I was thinking more like a, yeah, I guess that counts. That counts. It's only two. It's him and this. And only because he just by proxy, really. He survived by chance. Actually, both of them, unfortunately, are just, they're black characters by proxy.

And outside of that game, I guess there are no other mainline characters. Is that true? It's genuinely. Everybody else dies in a fucking horrible way. Yeah. Can you play? The first game, the zombie, the zombie you meet is ripping a black person's head off, literally. The second game, what's his name? I think it's Wilbur or whatever is Murphy. He gets killed trying to be a decent person. He's like, oh, wait, it's talk to me. It's a decent person. He just guns ripped out, dies. Three, black homie in the fucking area that's helping Carlos gets slaughtered.

Fucking four, there's no black people. Well, yeah, it's five. Yeah, I get it. Five. Well, yeah. Okay. It's a, to pick one. Okay.

All right. Okay. Do you think right now, if you were to search on YouTube, there are video essays about Resident Evil's like racism or something? I mean, yes. Five. Barring five. That's not what I mean.

Because there were articles about that shit before any of the SJW shit, right? There was, I don't know if you remember that. There is, I remember hearing about it and I loved it. I loved it because I was like, this is like, because me being a little angsty, Chappelle show watching little kid at the time, I was like, dude, it is hilarious killing this many black people so brutally, especially as a fucking white hero. It's fucking fantastic killing this many of them. I didn't really, I just didn't, I didn't think about that because it was like, well, what,

it would be more racist in my opinion to make all these African people white or something. I understand. But like there's more there. As well as I love 5. Five is my comfort Resident Evil game. But there is, you go to places where they're not bothering you. Yes.

And you shoot them with fucking dynamite arrows. That's crazy. That's true. But that's also true in Resident Evil 4 technically. Yeah. The opening person you kill. The first thing he does, the first thing Leon does is walk into a house that he has no business being in.

I agree. And the guy turns, he's clearly a monster, but like, I mean, he's minding his own business. He was. I agree. I agree, right? I'm not going to act like it's only for they and not for me, you know? Like, I understand that. But you have to, it genuinely.

The tribe is very funny. The tribe is very funny. That is the one thing. Like, you can't argue against that. That is funny. Like, you could have, you could have scaled that wall. It was a gate. It's like my guy.

You could have done things. You could have got a grappling hook. because it makes it crazy because Chris later on in that game punches a boulder off a volcano. Which really shows like we've, which is like you could have punched that gate open, Chris. You know you could have done that. I love that. I love that game though. Shout out to R05.

Everything was cool. Is there anything else that we should look into or talk about before we get into questions? There's probably some shit we're missing, but I don't, I don't, nothing that excited me. that was really the I think we got all the meat off the bone. Yeah. All right. For sure, for sure. Let's move on to some questions then for

from our patrons over at patreon.com slash a snark tank. Remember, you can go over there. Early access. Exclusive episodes ad-free. You know the drill. You know, you fucking understand by now. We got some questions here. Spaghetti kills eight rode in. He says, hey guys, this is for Chris. Do you know that Imagine Dragons is making a video game?

It's a hero shooter focused in entirely around Capture the Flag. I know you aren't going to play it, but will you gloat when it inevitably fails and shuts down? No, because they didn't make the game. Imagine the band members of Imagine Dragons aren't sitting there in like fucking 3D Studio Max or Maya or fucking Blender or like an Unreal Engine and tooling around

and trying to make this fucking competitive hero shooter. Like they're not, this is somebody else. Imagine Dragons giving them money. I'm not really that offended by it. I know a lot of people expected me to have a crazy take about it. It's whatever. I think it's, it is going to fail because who,

like, dude, even good games are struggling right now. So like, who the fuck knows? Uh, what F, what an imagine dragons,

Gabe is going to, like, as much as like they are annoying, I'd appreciate, I'd rather them make a game and like, put money into something they think is very cool and they want to be a part of. Uh, opposed to,

I don't know, uh, billionaires, profiteering. and propping up, you know, sexual predators. Well, I just want to... But is that, like, I don't care about them. Like, I don't like their music the most.

I don't really hate them, but I don't like music the most. It's cool, like, if people take their money and do shit like this. Right. The thing is, I can't stand their music. As long as they're not making music, I'm fine. You know what I mean? Like, they can do whatever they want. They could open up a real estate business.

They could open up a fucking pizza shop. If there was in a mad... If Imagine Dragons was like, fuck it. We're opening up a pizza shop and we're stopping. We're not doing music anymore. I'd be like, that's great. I might even come have a slice. Because I want to encourage that from Imagine Dragons.

I want to encourage Imagine Dragons to step away from the mic, step away from the pedals. Just give it all behind. And I wake up every day and I wake up every day and I wake up every day. And I wake up every day. And then I wake up every day. Is that there? Is that a Dragon song?

That is literally the lyrics of my dog. I was like, I was like, what? Tell me. I wake up every day. Wake up, baby. Yeah, I don't get their music either, whatever. But, uh, I,

I, it is another hero shooter. That's okay. You know, that's not the, I think right now, and imagine dragons, brawler would probably be better.

That's crazy. Change, like if something, like, like, yeah, not, not,

I don't think a hero shooter. I think right now, especially, unfortunately, you know how humans behave. like now humans be humor shooters right now are there's a target on them yeah people are kind of praying for them to fail

and it's just like it's just doesn't make sense to do that right now especially like look what fucking epic did with with fortnight in shit like if you know what I mean like anything that's in like that type of genre even adjacent to it is um taking a hit yeah and life service yeah life service i should say yeah What did I do to do to Fortnite recently? Does something happen?

All the people they fired, right? They had a huge round of layoffs. Yeah. Because they changed their, I mean, their game is Roblox now, which is expensive. Yeah. It doesn't make a lot of money. Yeah, it's more than, it's more of a fucking. Yeah, they raised their, uh, their V bucks too.

Oh, really? Yeah. Inflation is, uh, hitting, hitting the V bucks. Yeah. Fortnite inflation's crazy. You know how they did it, though? They, they didn't necessarily raise the prices. They're just giving you less of e bucks for the same price.

Oh, you don't get the, the, that much as a bonus is used before for the liby bucks yeah that's crazy that's crazy it's even worse it's so funny I should sell my Fortnite account

I probably should do that I mean there's a lot of kids who are learning about economics from Fortnite you know what I mean like it's like why is everything going up yeah oh because of the war son I hate Trump

I hate Trump I hate Trump I hear that's a fucking illusion dance this is Trump to me I mean that's good I guess you get to learn about this early so then you can be able like oh yeah fuck this guy

that's good it's a good thing someone becomes a socialist because of the fact that they hate Trump in Fortnite they become a socialist that's could happen I mean I bet there's a lot of kids that were into oh I want to go see my favorite band

and their parents are like son have you seen the prices that fucking live nation like no we can oh my god you're almost paying an extra ticket just for the fucking service fee like we're not going you dumb little kid and you can think you can think

the administrations for letting these corporations fucking consolidate and being able to do whatever they want with their fucking prices and so I fucking hate capitalism you know and I'm like that's right son all right well speaking of

concerts what happened in a concert is a concert thing Kanye West did two live concerts oh yeah he's back and they apparently were

just solid. They were just solid concerts. Clearly this nigga's doing a fucking PR PR He's literally trying to rehabilitate his perspectives. He released a super safe album. Yeah, it was boring as shit. Yeah, clearly him Clearly him trying to be like, I'm the old Kanye West.

He released a whole album. He did. Well, it was bully before without all the auto tune bullshit and he went in and made the music himself proper. And it just, it's just like it feels soulless genuinely it feels like the most like wild more soulless than uh hale hitler that song how is just obviously angsty stupid shit

this feels like it doesn't have a soul at all at least in when he was making that so he could have been having a good time of his friends being a jackass doing anti-Semitic shit you know doing nazi shit this is just clearly it's it's porridge it's oatmeal it's just supposed to be though and then he fucking had a concert and it made me so upset I just don't like that. Lauren Hill. He had Lauren Hill there last night.

Lauren Hill. And I was like, no. This is what I'm saying, man. Like anything for a book. Anything for a book. For real. For real. She was singing all falls down with him.

And I was like, please. I saw that at my heart sank because my, my cousin went. One of my cousins went. And I was like, I could never go see Kanye West ever again. Damn. Not the queen.

And they were like, and they were like literally the best female rapper ever. one of the best female musicians. With one of the shortest catalogs of all time. Exactly. She came in there, made, barely any fucking music.

Miss Lauren Hill made that one album, completely let people know that female artists can, like, do it. They can be a part of the rap game. Yeah. She made it, but she was there. It made me really,

really upset seeing her there. This is genuinely painful to me. That's good. I want to cry, but you know, it's fine. I like that. I like your pain.

And my cousin, then my cousin, went and I was like I can't they were like oh my god it was so good they went how much that shit cost you know nothing nothing the tickets were like three hundred dollars just a Kanye West in the fucking sofi stadium I guess that's not for a Kanye West for a Kanye West it's a lot for me but it's a lot for me because I wouldn't pay it but like for for a star as big as Kanye West that is in a cheap it how would I say that's less expensive as I was expecting I guess because it was obviously during dollars

still $30 dollars of money but to see Kanye West at that stadium it was nothing it was effectively like it's clearly he did it because he wanted to Yeah he's a rehab tour man did it because he wanted to get all the poor niggas that are clearly going to be his fans to go see him and be like you know what Kanye West is a troubled

man you know and it's like yeah he's clearly a troubled man I mean that's definitely true yeah I mean he's troubled yeah but like he's also a piece of shit like two things to be possible at the same time I don't like that this rehab thing would it it will work. Oh, it's going to work. I don't I don't like that about how we, you know,

will be so forgiving. Dude, this shit that he did is so fucking wild. It's like not okay, genuinely. Like he put a clan outfit on, bro. Like I've,

I've said fuck shit. I've done fuck shit. But for me to wear a clan outfit and talk the way he was, it's out of pocket. Like when he was in his manic episodes, I think he would have been like, if there was a button to push to kill black people in the plan he would have pushed it he'd be like oh all black people die button i'm fine going to

that would have been wild the way he talked about his own kids like come on dude those gt8 clips i keep seeing where like like a guy he'll attack like the hot dog stand like nico and then the hot dogs the guy will come and try to attack you but you'll hide behind somebody and the guy you're hiding behind has a fucking RPG and then so the the hot dog stand guy attacks the guy with the RPG because trying to get at you. And so then the guy with the RPG gets upset and then shoots at the hot dog

hot dog stand guy and kills everyone including himself. Literally. Those clips are so fucking funny. Collateral collateral damage, man. I love those clips. Like, just being so mad that you don't give a fuck, you're like, I'm going to. And I don't care who dies. Yeah.

As long as you die. And it's, it's, that's how he's been, man. It's like, I understand my people are like still. I understand that kind of, He made music that is like genuinely once in a life. Like I would go as far to say like once a lifetime artist stuff. I think he's genuinely made some great art.

But at a certain point, like his old music, even though he still get driven off it, that music was in my life well before he was this kind of person when he was kind of a voice for me. So I can I can understand people listening to his old music. I don't anymore, but I understand it. Now going to one of his events is like, bro, you're just, you were just. I can't talk to you about this shit anymore. When you say you don't like something, I'm going to be like, yeah, well, you went to his concert. So, you know, you can't, you can't get me, you know, you can't get me now.

Like, I don't, I don't, you clearly don't care where niggas stand most of the time. And that's fine. Yeah, got you. Oh, damn it, I'm so sad. All right. Well, on that note, I don't have anything else to say, but I don't know anything about it, whatever. Damn, bro, you should have went. You should have went.

You had a great time. It would have. Okay. Hanging out with all the Groyper's. Oh my God. That's crazy. You think Nick Fentis was there? You think he got back stage?

He possibly. I mean, I saw a mosh pit at one of the shows. He's not going to be in a mosh pit. He wouldn't be there. But I just saw the people that were in the pit. I was like, oh, well,

they don't look. They don't look like his new fans. These look like the, the Hale Hitler fans. They don't look like me or you, Derek. That's a thing. His fan base does not look like us anymore and it used to. used to it. Now it doesn't. And I very much

so clearly see why. What do you got? Hmm. That kind of I don't know. That kind of sounds interesting. That argument is like it doesn't look like us anymore. Well, what do you mean? I don't know. It kind of sounds like this neighborhood's not looking white in the same way it used to, huh? It's not the same thing.

No, no, of course not. It's not. When he was when when he was making music that was talking about fucking what to call the people who try that are people would rather go to Jacobs a dealership then go out and choose their leadership that's clearly a song towards a particular kind of people

hip hop is unfortunately look I know I know I'm just saying it is the sentence this this community doesn't look like I can see how someone can inflate that I can see how a black person saying that without context it does sound fucked up of course but then you go there and everyone's hair cut

looks like a mushroom and they're all little blonde kids that's like yo this guy look at him this guy's They say, bro, after every sentence. Bro. What the fuck, bro? Bro. Bro, hey, bro.

I'm like, all right, man, that's enough. Well, look, we'll look. Debears, Debears, the only Devin with a V wrote in, or a B. He says, hey, there, Vegeta, Napa, and Raddits. Y'all were talking about console prices and how a PC isn't far more expensive in 3994. What does that? What is that? Because squared Q...

To the fourth. To the fourth. Oh, it's just to the fourth power. You can say something, but there's no actual, like, traditional, like... Right. I think there is technically one, but I don't remember anymore. I don't remember it either. Anyway, in $3.99 to the fourth...

Yeah, we're probably talking about the $900 PS5, I think, I would imagine. My question is, is it egregious to just want a console? I'm fully aware of the benefits and, frankly, massive upgrades of a PC. It's always felt nicer to have a dedicated machine for games. that said the price in-house the price in-house scalping of consoles is fucking atrocious. Keep up the gay work.

No, I mean, I get it. Like, I prefer, I play games on my PC because it's at my desk and it's easier to interact with Discord and stuff and, like, capture footage. But I do prefer most of the time sitting on a couch in front of a TV in front of a console that only does that. Like, I get it.

The issue with the $900 PlayStation isn't necessarily, that there isn't a reason to have consoles. Like, I get it. Like, I like the simplicity and the dedicated nature of it as well. But at $900, you are kind of approaching, it's the same thing about, like, when GamePass went to, like, $30. Where it's like, when GamePass was like 11, 12, 15, that was competing alongside other similar services, like, other streaming services. Whereas, like, at $30 a month, now that's like, you're in, like, a gym, membership territory.

Yeah. You know what I mean? You're in like lifestyle like proper subscription services where it's just like, oh, that money's probably better spent in in this realm anyway. Like $30 a month for video games that like you're probably only going to be playing one of anyway or two max. Like people don't really dabble in video games the way like enthusiasts do. Yeah.

So $30 is kind of crazy. It's not that. that's not still a good value, by the way. Technically speaking. It's a better about it. If you were to really take advantage of game pass and be like, oh, man, I'm going to play fucking everything.

$30 a month is a fucking steal. If you have that time and like, yeah, go on with it. But like for your average person who's not going to be dabbling nearly as much, who's seeing a $30 price tag, that's a lot to ask for just that. And for a console,

$900, that's a lot to ask for just that. Like if you're spending nearly a grand or in the realm of a grand, Anyway, you've got to figure with tax and, you know, extraneous shit, you're easily over a grand. If you want to know the controller, a controller is $80. That alone, like, plus that. You know what I mean? Like, you're over a grand.

And so if you're in that territory, you're like, well, I'm spending this much money. I could still get a thing that plays video games, but I could also get a thing that, like, does other things for me for just a little bit more than what they're asking for just this machine. Yeah. It's not that consoles don't make sense and they don't have their market. People will always buy consoles, I think. Yeah. There's always going to be a market for that simple, like, oh, this thing does this thing and that's it primarily. But for sure. That price, I don't know. I can tell you as a primarily console person or console oriented person, I should say, this is me.

I look at that and I'm like, that's no. Like, I'm going to spend $900 on a machine. It's going to be something that does more than play video games. Yeah, dude. I'm so I, yeah, I'm primarily a PC game. gamer now and the only reason I literally just bought a PS5. So it just arrived yesterday. Oh, did you really? Yeah. The only reason is because did you buy it? Did you buy it before the, of course, absolutely. Yeah. Because that was the only reason. And that I was upset that I was, you know, my hand was forced because the way that it's supposed to work, it's supposed to get cheaper over time, but we know what's happening. So because of that, I got it, you know, I got a good fucking deal off of it.

So at a coupon and all this shit too. So it worked out. But like, I do see value in like say, okay, GTA6 is going to come out later this year. I want to be a part of that. I know it's not going to be on PC right away. Traditionally, it usually takes like a fucking year or something. So I would be, I would be very upset if they change their minds. Like, oh, fucking dropping it.

But that's not going to happen. So there's still value in that. If you're a collector, there's obviously value in just having the consoles for collecting. So there's that too. it's not egregious the price is egregious but still wanting consoles isn't egregious like we're just seeing it in the way as like if you were to talk to like an investor an investor would be like do this with your money it makes more sense but if you're just like someone like no i want this like motherfuckers that go get starbucks every day that's a terrible

investment but if you want Starbucks every day get Starbucks every day you know because like that shit adds up if you think about how much Starbucks every day is per month is fucking crazy and people do it and you know they're happy great you know yeah i get it unfortunately i would love i have both so for me it's like i live in a where i use my console only for like games i'm playing with my girlfriend or out there but like even then i have my monitors i have two monitors i just like i fucking i play in my switch particularly in my bedroom most of the time if i'm playing like a game i need to really like focus on playing but i think PC is, it's just a better investment.

Simply that is, a better investment for video games, better online marketplaces. So, you know, take it what you will, man. No, no, no, um, description, um, for, to just whatever. You just go, Steam shit and all these things are cheap. Like, because you know, like PlayStation subscribe to like gold or

live or whatever the fuck is called now. Yeah. Like that stuff, there are some benefits, discounts and free games and stuff. But yeah, Steam and all the stuff has that shit too. You can find codes everywhere. And then again, there's just the aspect of you can do more with their games to online as well. And it's so accessible now. Everything is fucking idiot proof where like say even if you want to mod stuff, they, oh, here's a program that will install the mods for you.

You don't have to do shit anymore. Here's trainers. There's trainers now everywhere to where if you want to fuck around and do dumb shit and break your game. There's just an endless possibility. So that's why it's just like the investment's better for PC. but if you just don't give a fuck about any of that stuff and you still want one, well, hey man, find, find somewhere, there's going to be somewhere, even when the consoles get more expensive, because I think they are now.

The price has changed. There's some people that haven't caught up yet. And that's all I used to do on, like, Craigslist and offer up. You would get stuff before people would catch on to the price of skyrocketing. Like, I got a Kobe Bryant jersey when he died, you know, before the price. prices were changed. And I bet that he died, you bought one. I bet that dude was, I'm sure that dude was probably like, fuck.

I, I'm, uh, probably changed his prices after the fact, but I was just, I was an eight or or is it a 23? It was, uh, no, 232. So 20, 24. 32 was bronze. I'm sorry, my bet. 8 or 24. 32 was a matchy Johnson.

Gotcha. Uh, but anyway, uh, no, no. So I got, I got a, I got an eight and a 24, but from two different things, though. And then my mom. sold them no sold them for not much my mom was asked for trouble

because when Kobe died she had this jersey and she was hanging it out on the on the on the door like the eight and I'm like what do you what do you do like you just ask bro we got

when the Lakers won their three Pete we like you know my mom had the flags that you put in the windows in your car door and then like you they'd be waving as you're driving motherfuckers rip them off our car when they won the you know

a three Pete. And I was like, Ma, you're going to get your shit stolen. What do you do? Like I, like I lived in a Bronx, right? The Bronx is not a good place. It's not a good place particularly. It's still the place that's resisting the most to the gentrification of New York City. It's pushing it back. I never experienced stuff like that. We're like, oh, the team like, the Yankees won twice while I live there. And they didn't level the city. They didn't level the Bronx. Like I was like, what's going on? Like, I just seeing things like Philly. Philly. wins anything and they turn it back to the Stone Age. They turn in the fucking age. It's like, what's the fuck? It's like, what is going on here? How is it this bad in the modern world that people can

celebrate that dangerously? It is insane. Dude, they were like greasing up their poles dude. And the people were, and it didn't stop some of them. Some people fucking evolved fucking Spider-Man hands. That is so funny. And it's like, what is happening? Dude, I saw them bring down a light post. Like people climbed up on a light post and brought it

down. I'm like, what are you doing? That's teamwork, man. What are you doing? This is, this is. That's probably love right there. This is not rampage. A team just won a game. You have to control yourselves.

Good Lord. Anyway. Jackpot, man. I'll look at the Ovan's crying. Fuck that redneck. I like rednecks, but him, not, not that one. I, rednecks are fun. I can't deny it.

Red necks are kind of fun people to show. I like ones that actually just mean well. And they're like, I just work. car and I'm fucking stupid. I stay at my place. I stay in my lane. And this guy pretends to be that. But then he's fucking on his podcast has every fucking politician and scumbag known demand on that. And then it's okay because he has Bernie Sanders on like twice or some shit. Has Thiel been on there? Who? Has Peter Thiel been on there? Probably, but I don't know. That's great. I don't like to

see the same room with Peter Thiel. I don't like, I don't like I'd be in the same room as him. I think I would like, no, I think I would turn into an eight. I think I would have to purify him quickly. Yeah. Dante's Inferno Like yes With the cross I love that And then steal his weapon

God I miss that fucking I mean I play I emulated it like a few years ago But like I want to play it I want to play it on Like a remastered version of that shit Derek I want you to understand That the rights to that game are fucking gone

Derek they're gone Okay so what's going on So he's probably right So that was a visceral right I believe so, yeah Derek, you don't even know the studio. That's how fucking absolutely disappeared.

And that's there in like THQ like acquired it. I don't remember. I don't remember. Every day I want to play the Star Wars Episode 3 video game. Those rights for that game.

That's right. That's right. Like it's like Bloodborn. Bloodborn's rights are gone. Like that shit is gone. I just don't. They finished that agreement and they told that to the,

but we don't want to work. is ever again solo league. Chris, you're a PlayStation man. They threw it away. Yeah. What's going on with Bloodborn, man. It's never going to happen. Well, so it was

Blue Point when they shut down. There was like a thing that leaked of because they were put on a God of War Life Service game for some reason, which is insane. But I think before or after that they pitched a couple things. I can't remember what one of them is, but one, there was like some interesting thing that they pitched that was like insane.

I don't know what you would do it. Oh, like they pitched like a sequel to Shadow the Colossus or some shit like some weird thing. like they're not going to do that. They can't do that. But another thing that they pitch was Bloodbourne Remake. And Sony said yes, from software said

no. So like I think they might have like from might have like first write of refusal or something. But also I think I think they control bloodborne

in a very specific way. Like whatever the issue with why you're not getting any bloodborne stuff, it's from software is doing. It's not Sony. Sony, I'm sure wants it. Sony wanted it probably like forever ago.

I agree with that. It's on a way they're moving, yes. They probably wanted it a while ago. They wanted it forever ago. Theory craft. Why do you think from software is refusing? I think,

well, I think from their perspective, they probably look at it. It's like, well, what I think maybe is that they probably just don't want to go back to it. They probably just want to move forward with stuff that they own.

And if Bloodbourne is technically in this weird like middle ground area where like Sony kind of owns it or, you know, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. There might be like a split thing where it's just like that seems like a hassle to go through again. Also, if I assume that if Bloodbourne remake or whatever were to happen, the conceit would be that it would be a PlayStation exclusive. And from is too big for that now. I think they're like, why would we do that? Especially now with like PlayStation backing away from PC, like they're not going to do PC anymore.

I would imagine that they look at that and be like, well, no, we want our games to be everywhere. We're the Eldon Ring people, where the Dark Souls people, like there's no reason for us to do these things again. The problem with that is they're working on a Nintendo Switch game that is exclusive. So I don't know what I really don't know. It's Nintendo. That's the thing. Nintendo doesn't have.

They don't have to follow any of the rules. Right, but I just don't know what I really don't know. All I know is that from software for whatever reason doesn't want to do bloodborne, whether it's rights or not wanting to go backwards to old IP or fucking whatever. There's some stonewalling going on at from. Well, looks like I'm going to have to break into all of the lead execs as from software. I've got to break into their homes and will bring a translator with me and then ask them what the going on.

And just nonstop. Breaking into somebody's house with the translator is awesome. The fact that somebody agrees like yeah,

I'll go with you. Yeah, I'll do it. I'm getting paid enough to be an accomplice to a crime. Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go get them. There's got to be somebody who's, who's, who's into that. I'm gonna, I'm gonna bring that guy

that, fuck, I forgot his name, the black dude that's always at the, the Capcom Cup and everything. And she fight her fucking.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. That's my nigga. That's my nigga right there. I'm gonna bring him.

Yeah. You better wear that. I'm like, what's going on? I don't speak Japanese at fucking all, but I'm black and charismatic. So let's just fucking get the shit done. All right.

Orion. Which question? All right. Let me see. Something about, uh, twinks or something. Aren't you?

I must, I must, I must have misheard. That's a, that's a, that's a, I must, I must have been.

I'm sorry. I must, I'm sorry. I'm tripping a little bit. My apologies. Yeah, my bad. I was channeling a little bit of conservative energy, you know. Oh, that's what you were doing.

That's what you were doing. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. I found a little funny little thing for you guys. I think you know, I can enjoy it. Are you serious? I don't know.

Yeah. It's pretty dog shit. You're going to put it in the chat? Yeah. Oh, no. I always hate it when this happens. I always hate this part. The thing get all fucked up?

Yeah I'm trying to find a clip real quick Let me see Oh so you don't even have the clip Wow you don't even have it It's not a clip It's more of like a video But I don't know if you can't

I'm not gonna watch a video in the middle of the show Oh so it's like And he doesn't have it That's the thing that's like You're like I got some Are you guys Oh someone wrote in Oh someone wrote in

Hyper Piper Cream wrote in He says howdy boys In episode 399.9. Mm-hmm asked if the chalk outline was real. Remember we talking about like the chalk outline? Yeah. Yeah.

As a professional forensic analysis, I have seen these in real life and they are a result of the dead body despawning and having loot left on the body hope this helps. I thought you were serious for a moment. Thank you. God damn it. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. I did hear from many, many people, though, that this is, this was a thing.

So like, I guess it is a real fucking thing. Yeah, I don't know. It still feels insane to me that it. that it ever happened. You know, it's funny to me. Every time, like, I think about, I think about whenever we don't just, like, search something to verify it, I think about that one guy that wrote in who was, like, upset that we don't do that. Yeah, we don't Google. I actually don't want to Google more now that he's upset from being honest. I think, I think, I think, it did add something. It did add something. I think letting, I think him being upset about us

in such a bullshit scenario is actually hilarious and I want to bother him. It is fun. I mean, it is funny. I'm sorry, brother. I hope, and every other actually like you're doing well, but in this one thing, fuck you. That's good. Oh, man. Oh, man.

I don't know why. I feel like I'm like 80, dude. I fucking, I don't even know what. I got, I'm fucked up in so many ways. It's crazy. Like, I injured my back somehow. Not even sure what I did. Actually, I think I do know what I did.

I went to the gym like two weeks ago and I think I worked out a little bit too hard. But the thing is sometimes with neck injuries, that shit creeps up on you. You don't notice it right away. It's not like, oh, and you're in the gym and you're like, oh, my neck. Like people in jujitsu talk about that shit all the time. Like, oh, I didn't realize that I slipped a disc like fucking until days later.

And I'm like, that's scary. True. Anyway, yeah, I'm fucked up. I'm, uh, and then for some reason my, I'm eating certain things And then like I'm I feel like I'm having allergic reactions to something And I can't even figure it out It's fucking crazy

Don't get older guys That's all I can say Yeah don't do it Don't do it Amy Winehouse had the right idea Sorry I can't Don't be a pussy and you know Don't age

Remember this thing about what that means Oh my God What is this Pee's Greyhouse running says hey boys I have a music adjacent question for you musicers and rapists. Rapists. Yeah.

We do some rap. You know, every now and again. Is Bob Dylan overrated? Whenever I hear him, he's heralded as this great poet and this Shakespeare of the generation, but I don't feel like he's all that. What is it about it that makes the entire music world gargle his Jewish meatballs?

Do I not, do I just not get it because I'm Scandinavian? Best regards, and may all your enemies die of dysentery? I like this question. Yeah. Because he is somebody that I've always, I love, I love that there are artists out there that you can get a completely different take on them depending on who you ask.

Because there are some people that are like, oh yeah, I love Bob Dylan. And there are people that are like, he's one of the worst singers I've ever heard of my fucking life. And I fall in the middle. I really, I don't have a, I don't think he's the greatest songwriter. I like some of his songs. I think one of my favorite things about the Watchman is the open when they're doing the fucking montage

of a man and they're playing the times they're changing or whatever. And I love that. Like, I think it works. But yeah, his voice is kind of weird. It's not good, but it works. It's like ACDC kind of where it's just like,

yeah, I guess this works for whatever it is it's trying to do. If it was trying to do anything else, it would like, the guy, The guy who does A's, like Bob Dylan trying to sing like, my way or something would be like so trash. I didn't. My way.

Like that. Yes, there was time. I'm sure you knew. It's, yeah, it's like. I don't know why that's making me nauseous. It is like it's crazy. It's nauseating. Your tummy hurt can you hear it.

That's nuts. Yeah, I don't know. as a when you as a musician you're kind of familiarized with Bob Dylan

fairly early I it's like the Beatles to me where I'm like I understand but I don't care you know

where it's just like I can't care about the Beatles man I just can't do it no matter how many like I get it they were they were there in the beginning

it was early people didn't know what the fuck they were seeing Helter Skelter is fucking sick dude when they were in acid they had good music

Yeah Helter Skelter is like straight up punk song and like that's cool as fuck there i i acknowledge the versatility i acknowledge that they're i get it i have never listen like gone on spotify and been like man i got to hear a beatles song right now i've never done that not not a single time i think maybe a long time ago when i was when i was trying to learn eleanor rigby on the on the uh on acoustic or something i would maybe like listen to it over and over again to figure it out but and there's some songs that i like but like

I don't know, Ben. It's not that it's overrated. It's just that it's, it's, everything's for somebody else. You know what I mean? Like, and it's good in some ways to have stuff that's not just, um, I don't know, just like built in a lab. That's the thing that I appreciate a lot of, about a lot of old music that I, I don't even particularly like at this point.

Is that like, just seeing a lot of just AI slop now where it's like, okay, you know what? I don't, I don't like Bob Dylan all that much. I don't like the Beatles all that much. But at least that those, at least those were fucking people writing music. Yeah. It's hard for me to fault it really in any real considerable way. But overrated, I don't know. I don't even know if our overrated is even like a real concept anymore.

There's just so many people listening to so many things. Right. I think the problem is that not everything is for everybody. I think that's the ultimate testament of music. Yeah. And then things can touch. I mean, that's media and art in general too. Yeah.

Things that hit you at during periods of your life too. You know, like I was not a fan of, I was never a punk person growing up. I never liked punk rock music or not punk rock music. I didn't like pop rock. I was not a pop rock person at all growing up. I hated that kind of music. It really bothered me, right? Now I'm way more a fan of a pop rock than I was when I was younger because it just makes music

that's like, this is just easy people being a little upset to listen to. He's like, oh, this is fine. I like the beach. It's just people, people expressing themselves in ways that are just good, the expression. And I be the best musically, technically, but I'm not a musician. I don't fucking care about that. Yeah, you shouldn't. It's just, it's just good vibes.

It's like the vibes are, I like the vibes they're on and I appreciate that. And it didn't hit me when I was younger. When I was younger, I was way too fucking into like fucking backpack rap, you know, like that was like all I listened to. I wasn't even contract. It was this niggas complaining about you and being like, yo, black people got a tough time. Yeah. Look at capitalism.

We were slaves. That's all that's too when I was younger And I grew up out of that Not grew up out of that But I have more of a taste for things that are different That's how it works I wasn't a metal fan either I fuck with metal way more than I ever did when I was younger dude

I thought metal was absolutely not a black space at all Turns out I was fucking stupid That was very stupid That is extremely black space You were stupid I just think things have changed really Really thing has gotten more I think well yeah

I think certainly I think the foundation was very much so like let's put it this way and let's put it this way um there's a band that most people would never listen to um that um oh my god i just they're i was about to say the name but they just popped out of my fucking head oh that's crazy what is it megard death meggard death no um meger oh my god they just did a i can't i can't believe this i i worry about my brain sometimes um they're called knocked loose and Knocked Loose just did a collab with Denzel Curry.

I do not. I was like, that sounds familiar, but I don't know exactly what it is. In a way that like Knock Loose is a band that it's just like I'm seeing more stuff like that. I'm seeing more stuff. It's not necessarily on like the grandest of stages. But like when I was growing up, the, the black person and that was just in like hip hop culture entering these spaces was so few and far between where I see it a lot more now. Like there was the new metal shit. but that was more like

that was kind of it felt very like they a lot of those bands that were just taking like hip hop culture and like black culture they weren't necessarily inviting black people into it like it was it took a long time like there was a what was it um so jz

did that thing with lincoln park and then they brought uh on like their hunting party in 2014 they bought on rock him which i thought was cool but like oh that's fire but like shit like that was so few far between where I was like I'm seeing more I'm just seeing more of a crossover and I think that's pretty cool

especially in like underground I'm seeing metal and hip hop becoming like a genre and I'm going to be fair it's not for me most of it's dog shit that I hear but I appreciate that it's happening you know what I'm seeing a lot more young black kids being like I want to do

some type of crossover and it's pretty cool what the hell do you see Chris what was his reaction? King said you fucking piece of shit Oh you finally saw The chat He finally watched it I didn't see it even pop up

And it is literally Garbage It's a three second video Of Yoda Saying the N word And lightninging somebody out of a window Well he's lightning a nigga Nigger

Nigger It's him using forced lightning On fucking mace I'm so happy Look look I don't know this movie right I haven't seen this movie I don't know this movie I straight up I haven't watched it

So I look at this It's compressed as fuck because it's on Twitter The second it cuts to I guess is that window Yeah that's amazing That does not I could not recognize this person at all I mean I guess it looks like an amorphous You can't see who it is But like the scene is iconic

You know just know they're black like when he's fucking help i'm weak when fucking mace like blocks the force lightning and it cooks fucking uh sheev's face and um people don't give mace's respect bro mace actually out fought fucking she oh he could they don't put respect on my niggas name he was about to lose pussy ass but he got him don't make fun of my goat don't make fun of my goat wait wait wait you go that's so stupid watch him out this guy's like i like i like good people and he's like don't make fun of my goat Anakin is conflicted

It's not like Lily Lily's like he was had He had a conflicting childhood kicks you don't get I'm like Lily What? He killed children Yeah More than one occasion

Dope character That Nick is a villain He's a fucking monster I can't believe If they made a Fucking Luke Like try to kill fucking Oh Ben

Ben That is so fucking funny dude I think I Look, I actually, I don't like those movies at all. At all. I really don't like those movies. I think the way the direction they went with them was super flat and they could have done way more like cool things.

We are charlieke. But I understand where Luke is coming from a little bit. We carry the flame. We fight for the gospel. We'll honor his name. what would you guys do if I was just like I was just like here talking to you guys and like I was getting really upset you guys kept doing that right and I just killed myself like you guys are doing that and I like I get a rope and I just hang myself you guys are doing that but I'm doing like the fucking like the like the lock in the fucking like the meditative fucking stit hanging yourself would be crazy that is it that would live yes it be wild well it's just like you out of everything you could have done you're like yeah let me do this anytime Kingston starts to talking about the Star Wars movies, I've decided that that's how I'm going to interrupt him and stop it.

That's good. I like that because I kind of, I didn't need all the, the, the fat. I was like, what, what, what, what, what, because I was interested in what you had to say, but like, because, like, I, I, I, I, I talked about the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, it, I, I, I, it, I, I, I just think that's funny, because it's just, I'm like, Who would have thought? That's all. It's really dumb, but there's worse things. Don't get me wrong. All right.

Let's see. Let's do this one. This will be a good. And then we'll start wrapping. We got an early out today. Yeah. I'm all fucked up. I'm going to try to get my back fixed.

Yeah. Because I want to be able to like ride the trains and come back in person and shit. So I'm trying to fix myself. Yeah. You should lay down and then jerk your dick till you fall asleep. And then see. that gives you any like any like you know that gives you like any like makes you feel better it's a great point kicks and I'm glad he's mentioned that thank you uh

kid Sweeney as seen in the profile picture what is this kid Sweeney is there a kid Sweeney I don't know let me see Is it literally me as a child I don't I don't even know Let me I'll send it to the chat It's kind of hard to do screenshots on this right now.

My iPad's acting really weird. I don't know what the fuck. God damn it. That's a great profile of it. Marry Merck. Look at this. You guys are going to love this. We marry the main.

It's probably just something hyper disrespectful. It's not even, it's just silly. It's just fucking silly. We'll morn is maim. You got the little hat with the propeller on two. Oh, no. That's my new profile picture on it. Hell yeah.

I like how blurry it is, too. It's perfect. Yeah, it is blurry on the screen as well. I look so not terrible yet. That's what was the dark. I love it. Look at him. That's what King Dad saw every day.

My son. And he still abandoned me. That's crazy. He saw that every day and he still was like, I'm not going to be a part of your life. Yay. Yay. Fucking, I love this.

Hell, get away from me, son. I love not being there for you. I love it. I love my freedom from my boy. I love it. Being separated has been the greatest thing that's ever happened to be. I love not being there for those foundational moments of your life. It makes me so happy.

Every moment missed. a notch on my belt of successes. And I'm doing his belt is full of not. It's just, it's just, it's all not his belt. It's not belt. It's not. Oh my God. It's just carved to shit.

There's no, there's no structural integrity at all. I got to adjust my notch. That shit jingles like a motherfucker, dude. All right. Well, Kit Sweeney has seen in the proble picture says, What's up? He says, there was once a discussion you guys had about the reason people prefer anime and Japanese is because they don't understand it. I'm just here to say that specifically the dub in English is bad.

As someone who grew up speaking both English and Spanish, anime and Spanish sounds more natural to how real people speak. Even to women sound less chibi. English, to put it shortly, sounds like every voice actor is constipated slash mid-bust, or they learn how to voice act from Solid Snake asking questions. This is also coming from someone that hates dubs of movies in Spanish. Yeah, I mean, look, I don't think you're necessarily wrong. I also feel like a lot of people

feel the way that you feel because they just don't speak Japanese. Because if you hear the way Japanese, if you hear the way Japanese dubs enunciate, it is how the English dub enunciates. It is very dramatic. I don't know.

I don't know this. Like, I've absolutely. explicitly watching anime in Spanish lately because I've been really taking Spanish serious and it's like genuinely four voice actors like actually it's fucking outrageous

I'm pretty sure one I'm pretty sure no Chris I'm pretty sure one person voices all of Dragon Ball Z I have yeah I think it's I think it's crazy this is the thing that I've learned because when I hear people say that the subs over the dubs I do think most of that does come

from outside of the of the United States. Why? Because, okay, now I have, my wife is a great example. The stuff that she gets dubbed in her language, it's just one person doing it poorly. And in a lot of countries,

it's that you can go on YouTube right now and see people's in other languages and see how shitty of a job that they do because it's not a full, fleshed out cast and stuff like, you know, a funimation or something. And so it's a very archaic thing

because I think people are getting better on average. It's getting better. But like say one thing that is, if you watched Godzilla minus one, that is, they're speaking like it's an anime. It's so dramatic and funny.

I love that movie. But like that's not realistic at all. If go, I'm watching, I'll just finish watching like the Street Fighter Cup or whatever. And if you're just seeing people speak, they're speaking like human beings, but they're speaking Japanese.

and then this guy said something about less chibi. I'm like, that is, I don't know if I missheard. I thought he said that the Japanese was less chibi? He said the Spanish. The Spanish ones. Okay. Yes, but I think that's the, but that's like the default though, right? For like anything else though, correct?

I would imagine. I would assume. Yeah, I would assume so. And so, but it's, it's, I just feel like the people, first of all the main reason why I even like a dub at any stretch is just because

I want to watch the anime and if I'm not fucking reading the entire time I'm missing dialogue and I'm missing plot points and so sometimes I need to walk away sometimes like the TV's loud enough

I can hear it I need to walk away so I just like it to be continuously playing or I need to check something on my phone real quick so I just prefer a dub just so I can do I can multitask

and also keep listening. When they're just talking, I don't need to be necessarily watching the entire time, but I have to, but I don't understand what the fuck they're saying. And by the way, like, it's not even to say that I don't,

it's not even to say that I think English dubs sound better. Because I know that there's, I know that there's a lot of English subs that are bad. Like, I've heard them. But I just think the big ones are generally kind of reliable. Like, I don't know.

I think the Dragon Ball's the dub is pretty good. I think they're... I think the actors that they pick for it, I think are good. Dragon Ball is famously pretty decent. Anything on that caliber, like, if, A Gundam Wings my favorite anime.

It's fine. The, the, the, the structure of that show is hilarious. So, but the, the actors are doing as good of a job as they can do. Full amount of Aquamas, brotherhood, it's fucking fantastic. Anything that I really enjoy, the English, they, they knock it out of the park. I thought, yeah, fucking one punch man's was fine. Anything, anything, a chainsaw man, anything that I watched, I didn't have an issue with it. So I think a lot of times it's, they go back to the old shit.

then they laugh at that stuff. Like if you laugh at like some really old fucking yeah, like the ocean. Yeah, the ocean dub is although I like the ocean dub, I have a soft spun bar. It's famously so. Yeah. Like there's some weird issues with it. I get it. Uh, but I think I don't know, I'm not, I'm not going to pretend to be in the anime community. I'm not, I don't pay attention to any of that

shit. Maybe it's still as bad as it used to be. I just, I don't think I have a hard time believing that. Yeah. The way that I feel, oh, go ahead. I think it is best people say it is, but I think it does, it could use somewhere. But I think people, People over exaggerate how bad it is. Over exaggeration. It's just terrible.

And it's like it's not. You know what it's? I've heard people say it's like unwatchable. And I'm like, I don't know about that. That's not true at all. If it's unwatchable because if some, but the, but even the few that are, it's like they're old. You know, like it's like. Exactly.

I don't know. And if you listen to the sub, dude, like it's to me and just and this is just from like a cultural standpoint. Sometimes to me the, uh, the OG like the subs is unwatchable because of how cheapy it is and how like over. the top and dramatic it is and sometimes that's just but that's a cultural thing where I'm like I sound like I'm being screeched at and I don't particularly enjoy that but other people are like I love this I haven't seen no problem with it you know I grew up with this

and um but one thing that's a lot of the anime community reminds me of is is the PC Masserace community where there are people that will say this is the way you do it kind of like you have to build your PC from scratch it's like a right of passes passage and always said that's

fucking stupid if you enjoy joy that is a hobby, that's great. But for people who just want a PC, who fucking cares? It's the same for, it's same, converse manga people. It's the same kind of argument. The same argument is like, fucking, it's just, it's all, it's just like, I think I love

Japanese media. There is a wild romanticization of like Japanese, Asian everything. Obviously. It's like a really absurd like obviously, romanization of it where it's like, I like it too, but you guys are just not being honest at all in your your appreciation of this media and it's weird to me yeah yeah but you know i like people that are sweet you're black and it's i like people that are self-aware of it like

i just the i just started watching this content creator named like mujan and then i think i might have mentioned him on the show before but he yeah you have yeah so he's like a into that v tubing shit and he's completely self-aware of how cringe and stupid and how it's just embarrassing it is like in a public standpoint, but he enjoys it. And I just respect to those people. Because the same thing for anime, if you're into those deep communities, you know how it comes off to the average person. Like, you know, like, if you're self aware of that shit, like, by all means.

Yeah, real is real. Yeah. We're not haters. We don't got that energy hate around here. Oh, hell no, man. We're too busy loving penis. Yeah, absolutely. Way too busy loving dick to hate on you guys like an anime.

100% man way too busy like even like the the the uh christie noem's husband like if you want to wear fake tits i don't give a fuck like it's the hypocrisy is the point of devil people right but on and in an isolated a vacuum somebody wants to be a fucking weirdo and wear tits and all that shit i i literally couldn't care less i wouldn't even say weirdo i would say if you want to do that that's absolutely fine i mean it's it's it's weird it's just why not embrace it i guess it for me it's just like i think Why are you doing that? For them, it's just my big problem is the fact that they pass laws to complete disenfranchise people that do shit like that. Of course. And that's what burns me. That's what burns you the most. There are people that live their life outward like that. And you have actively made their lives worse.

You deserve endless pitfalling. Like you don't, and this makes me, dude, I can't. Yeah, I just, I just don't want to look at it.

For the record, I just, I don't want, I don't want to do that. I just don't want to be like to act like that shit ain't weird is is fucking it's silly like let's not do that I just don't want to I guess I just don't want to my threshold for my threshold for that is you know ultra marathon runners what they do is fucking weird okay it's just so but that's the whole thing like so like just don't do

let's no let's not do that okay my brain cop I post a piece um associates weird with bad but that no it's no that's okay I understand that but yeah that's not what that it's just weird weird means weird but I understand I understand well look that note. We've got to start wrapping things up. All right, let's do it. If we're trying to get out of here on time. Just wrap it up like a condom.

We're going to read our $25 and up patron. It's been many years. We're going to read our $25.com. com.com.com.com.com. I can go to that tier. Get your name right at the end of the show. And I have to read it. So count me down.

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spud and middling out our list as sometimes the king of have passed out to Holocaust denier who would actually be relieved if it didn't happen. That's an awesome premise. Like there's no way. Like being a Holocaust denier, because you're so pure.

That is. There's no way. I don't want that to be true. No, that can't be true. No one would do something that evil. that's absurd. There's no way 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust.

No one would be so depraved. Who would have slaves? That's a good, like, British fucking sketch. Like, that's good. You're exactly right. That's like,

it's like a Monty Python or like a 100. Yeah. No one would own people. That's fucking absurd, dude. What's your problem? I love that idea. Yeah, totally.

That's a fucking great idea. I love that. The dumb slut that gets, that is, that is getting accused of being a dumb slut at work, no seriously. HR is involved? Oh, well, good luck. Wow. Amen. Good luck with human resources, the famously reliable branch.

Yeah, they're so good. They're so good. I have nothing but respect for all of them always. Yeah, very cool. A different sad guy from Michigan, tarnished Spider-Man prowling for bligurbusy. Whoa, Jesus. Cold brew king, alpha V, the gayest Bronco fan in the history of being gay, being sounded with a can of Coke. And rounding out our list, as always, the king of Appazard. Erica Kirk has challenged Drusky to a squirt off. Cash Patel, Warrior of Valhalla, Big Chrissy.

Nobody can be Krogan, like nobody be Krogan like I be Krogan. Nice. It's me, that Malik guy, grading my eczema like Parmesan at Olive Garden. Oh my God. As an eczema have her, that's fucking insane.

Do you put it on your pasta, though? I literally have so much lotion all the time. I literally use a vino because I have eczema. Yeah. Yigem Nadravids, uh, Nadrasiv,

I don't know, Collins boarding ice so that he doesn't have to pay Chris. The only remaining Starship can, that's crazy. That's the only remaining Starship Cannon Bomb on this barren earth. Come on. I'll suck you off. Headstrong.

I'll suck off anyone. Drop trowl. Let's see that dong. Headstrong. Yeah. Headstrong. I did one of those. I forgot about that song.

I did. I did that. Emmett Till Uh I don't like that I don't like that I don't like that That profile picture is crazy

Oh please don't let it be Uh It's not racist It's just it's just weird It's like that fucking The ugliest You remember that ugly You remember that stock ugly

Deformed guy From like the early 2000s He had like big He had like big pupil eyes He had a dumb retard smile Yeah Oh my God yeah I haven't seen that in a minute

You know It's almost like that But it's like that genre of image kind of That there's so there's a Reddit Post that's been floating around saying that they figured out where it came from But it doesn't make sense like they it goes it was like oh it's these two people put together But like the guy that it showed it looked like the guy but there was an there's a goatee on that guy right the the picture

Yeah I think I saw exactly what you're talking about I don't believe yeah I was like that's not it Oh for Derek and it's a link to head inside woman it's that video oh yeah don't worry fucking Jordan I saw a minute long. I've never seen more than like a few seconds. And it was crazy seeing like the whole thing. Genuinely. Yes, I am also for the record. Yeah, as a dumbass little kid that saw it.

Yeah, it's it's so obviously fake when you're just watching it back as an adult. Genuinely terrible. It's like it's like for real horrible to watch. Crazy taxi, but it's just a man filing his taxes. Hey, come on over to crazy taxes. I think no. I don't know. That would suck.

Would you pay, would you, would you, would you, would you, would you, would you, would you,

like an arcade, uh, tax filing name? I guess I, maybe if it was, I'd be so curious. If it was crazy, I would play it.

Yeah, I would, I would do it. This taxi is crazy. Look at crazy taxes. And it was just like, people owing like millions of dollars or something. And fleeing and you're pretty much,

it's like, it's like, it's like subway surfer. It's like subway surfer, but it's for, you're avoiding taxes. That'd be cool. I would play it.

The Dead Spider Pee's gay house, Dick so small, I can't shoot rope, just toss strings. Jarvis unreleased the Epstein files. Chris, when you read this,

Sweeney will forget he's gay. Guys, I'm not gay. Jesus. Perfect. Worked like a charm. Perfect. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler

last week. Why is it still crying? Clambule Esquire. The third, Blue Sangheeli. Ragnah, the blood medge, the blood edge, Bradwick Jameson, aka Bradwick Small Balls,

queen of methodical, I'm going to kill the president with a mortar farting on my roommate's door at 3 a.m. Anti-D establishmentarianism. Emma Viglin, rinked Tim Pool with a strap on from seven. With the strap on from seven. With the strap on, Oude. I wonder if you can get that at auction. Probably. Chainsaw Chud, here I blow my hundredth guy, pull his pants down to show him why semen never gets in my eyes.

Then I talk his dick till it is dry. Nice. Biocococinphidic burial at semen. Nice. Biocococin infinit is so stupid. Biotic is that I would wear that on a shirt, I think. That is so, that is so real. Chris, that is a really good one. Chris, get to work. You know what? Where's my pen? Because I will forget it, but I have sticky notes here, but I have no pen. Yes, you will forget. Yeah, we forget everything. I will forget. Dude, Biocococ infidgis. I would absolutely wear that. It is a very, very, yes, you will forget. It is a very, very, yes. It is a very, I would. It is a very, very, very very good one like i'm embarrassed to wear my george bush fucking shirt that i have uh where it's especially if it was especially if it's done like to the point where like you look at it and you read it as bioshop infinite and you don't really realize something's wrong until you look really closely at it that's like it's like really a faithful like recreation of the logo but just

wrong dude that's so sick i i like we that's written down i have it i have it right in front of my desk oh that's staring at that's great i'm excited that's a good that's a great idea uh Starting this kerfuffle, Jane Devilhorned slave miner, Jesus Christ, Berserkerlis, banged busized menace, the Sloker 2, Why So Derpy, the gay of hor moods, pugnacious flex,

uh, absolute Epstein. I know, I know a white guy named Jalen, Jalen O. Absolute Epstein. Absolutely Epstein. Like,

the king of whack, the king of whack bastards, Tankus, the trash man. Absolute Jeffrey Epstein is nuts. Oh, like the absolute Batman. Like absolute Batman. Terrified.

Oh, I didn't even catch that when I read it. He's like a mountain. Yeah, he kills everyone in the prison. The idiot escapes. Sweeney's four-ply rims, former king of Jet Pazard. The Stark Tank's resident v. Tuber, Derek Natschavan is innocent, Asak Freem, round that Asian showering for the first time. Wish him luck.

And running out our list, the Corinth of Abbasid, the king of Habazzard. If you think it's wild that Snape is black, just wait until you see Dominican Dhabi. That's great. That's going to be powerful. I'm no black, poppy. Dobby no black, Bobby no black. Warriors DUI lawyer, chop suey, but all the words are grenade. Queen of Fath hazard shooting web, spider cash shot and shot Uncle Trump.

You guys got a stick to one name, man. Davino black. Davy no like, I don't know what to do but against blotanos. You give me a plotton. He's free. Waiting for the Expedition 33 movie with Sweene flying around. is Lune on the screen. Sween being cast

in the upcoming Alan Wake TV series as The Dark Place. I have the Pussy, so I make the rules. Snark Tank's honorary leftist, a really sad Juston. Thugzilla, the 70th anniversary, box set, only 8999. Swing set for GTA glitch. Chris, you could be

a killer fanboy. Thank you, I guess. I'll take this. Nice. Yeah, it's a compliment. It's not. Whatever. Yeah, fantastic fanboy, Christopher. Thank you. I don't think so, really, but like, I I appreciate the belief.

I think somebody can do like some good makeup on. Oh, wait. Yeah, and some makeup and just shave a little bit. I don't have the form for it. I think my jaw is too, uh, obvious. I mean, like, yeah, I guess. I don't, yeah. I think if you committed, you can be a good friend boy, but I think you have to commit.

I would have to really commit. I would have to really undergo a transformation. I think I could do that, but like a nice wig. A big wig could like, um, hide your, your, your jaw, like your lower jaw. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah.

Yeah, we can figure it out. I know. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We have top men on it. Fanboy makes, fanboys shit making money right now, man. Snart, I know.

Fucking, what an idiot I am. Yeah. Snart tank's gayest Hollywood on Dead fan. Emilio, the chosen one. This way up v. Hyper Piper Cream,

axle elbow, safe space. Chris put a camera in the restroom. That's fucking crazy. Big meaty's thing. That is so depraved, dude. That is so fucking crazy. Canola Joe,

the king of haphazard gay actor rosebud delicious severus ape sorry I can I had a burrito Kingston goes to all the trouble of getting glasses but still refuses to get a normal looking wig That's crazy That's crazy Watching a Japanese Taco Bell from Venezuela

Gids Trump voice the purple people eater Will pay roast the freaky chicken Roasted brother Black Demesis That's crazy That's crazy Sweeney getting glasses and still not being able to read Is crazy

Jit of Yucin You're gargling, piping hot Hermes Moragu. I don't even know what the fuck you're saying, brother. Go ahead, speak a little Chinese form, Derek. No. Rosebud Delicious. The ing on my king till he of haphazards. Jesus Christ.

They did that on purpose. We got to get the hell out of here. Chris, I curse you to bone dry pussy for the rest of your days. That's... Damn. Whatever, man. The queen of systematic. The king of haphazard, king of haphazard, king of haphazard, king of

hazard horrors beyond your comprehension JD Vance wearing a bib while eating shit straight out of the toilet with a fork and a knife That's crazy Can you guys ads, let's revisit Suck and Fuck List that you guys did for extra ammo? I'll remake the list and link it for you.

I don't even know what that fucking... The Suck and Fuck List? That sounds like something we probably did. I don't know. I don't remember that at all. I can't possibly... I don't know. It doesn't sound below us. DHS Secretary Mark Quain Mullen is and honkied crypto black.

That is... And honkied crypto black is crazy. Holy shit. Stupid fucking thief bitch stole my cryo archive. You know, I got to turn DyerMarsh into Palestine. That's... Relax. DairMarch is already rough.

Glorpe, glorp, I'm taking a short. The looser, the waistband, the deeper, the quicksand. The June Devil, the Man Without Come. Booty Wonderland, Earthwind, Dig Booty Wonderland. I find bromance. I start to dance in Booty Wonderland. Hey, dance, dance, booty, wonderland. F2 is real. It just goes from F4 to F1, increasing in skill. Fair.

King of haphazard, dead naming 343I because they still don't get it. Smitchie the Gay, Mr. Jimmy Jam, Gayman's secret identity is Bruce Gain. That's crazy. Airloom Jism, Plainview, introducing his son equals King Dad and Sween. King of Hat Pazard, Maycar, legally changing my name to Israel to get my taxes. Star Coffee. As Swinston's quiff for black

Fsler. That's so dumb. As Swinston's quiff. I don't what. It's Assassin's Creed. Oh. So dumb. The first church, the first citizen of haphazard, Yush. Fun fact, the Redskins wasn't Washington's original team name.

They changed it after being told the Washington barely humans was too offensive. That's crazy. That's cool. That's good. That's a good one. That is a good joke.

That is a genuinely good joke. I don't give y'all much credit. And the barely humans coming on the field. That is crazy. Doing the macarena, but it's doing the macarena, but it's the diarrhea, and I'm shitting all over the place. Redskins was politically correct. I love that.

Yeah, that is funny. That was them trying to be nice. I love that. David Bowie, Mansfew, queer, gay jerk, cock, gay audity. Craig the Canadian King in the North. When will cancer learn? It can't take G. it's your boy, Shawnee D, the court jester of haphazard,

Ak Rock, is this true? And finally, the real king of that badazard, Kid Sweeney, I've seen in profile picture game of the year guy, just beat Diablo 2, horrible. Moving on to... Damn, it's horrible. I could see that game being a crazy, horrible. I guess he played OG, I'm assuming.

Probably, yeah. It was fucking great at the time, man. Yeah, moving on to Uncharted 2, yes, I'll play one first. Pornow of the Year guy here. Just finished scoundrels. move on to Dirty Talk Dirty to Me

Part 3 Yo, that's fucking funny There's people like satirizing other people's Oh yeah, that is funny That's good stuff That is good That's good stuff

You gotta go to You gotta watch Stagnetti's revenge next Ooh yeah In sixth grade I got in trouble For laughing at footage At the Challenger Explosion And finally rounding out our list The King of Drip Hazard

Bring me to Bring me to guys By Evan Essence Dick me down Fuck me till I cry Can't be straight Suck me till I dry I'm so gay

I've had a problem with that one because I was like I wanted it's hard But also It feels weird since it's Amy I'm like all right So I think it works Because it's like a very

Like I want to say it's a straight song Because that's not necessarily true But you know what I mean Like it's in the avenue of like This is like What do you even say? It's butt rock

Yeah Yeah You know what I mean So I think I think that alone kind of weird Like if a gay person made butt rock You could still make it gayer I think

There Dick so dirty They call me Richard Nixon Obie won't should blow me Colin double down And his support grows fine Ben 10 watch Watch that lets

Let's A Ben 10 watch that lets you turn into 10 different sex affidavitos Kremlin to Gremlin I can't play cry archive Because I work on weekends Wait man starts on Thursday Don't worry

Derek's long lost Chinese friend Ming Me go on gravy Del you die Billy Me Gwyn Me Gail you with me cog Me Gond Me Gond

Kake me see man Billy Leave you dead in the street And the last page We'll get the hell out of here Sham wow guy went on Timcast Is that true? It doesn't even sound fake I think he was running as a Republican Oh so he so it must be true then

That sounds right Last but not least King of Hadassar Tony Soprano and Bald is Gay 3 trying to fuck Harlock While ignoring his penis burns Then killing Will out of frustration Wageleigh 583 The Jelker want to know how I got these scars Pippini Bros hoping that could

Hideo Kjeevon gets the voice in the last episode of Smiling Friends Donkgrison, the prince of all haphazards, gay thoughts or son-daughter, P-P, would you rather piss or fart when you come? Jesus Christ. Elipsis. I don't know, whatever. I want to know, have you ever been gay coming on gay? Super bat, Yowie connoisseur.

In episode 3993, Derek mentioned he fucked her girl's racist father and then everyone kind of glossed over it. What? Did I say that? Did I actually, like, did I stumble upon my words? And I said I fucked I fucked her father That's banana I hope I actually said that

I If you have a clip of that Please link it to us on Twitter Yeah yeah yeah Because like I don't remember Him saying that I think I think whatever you were trying to say I knew the story already

Because like I was clearly talking about like Oh I fucked a racist girl or something Or maybe I if I said that Please or a girl whose father was racist Yeah yeah You fucked her dad's senseless. He was laughing and giggling and you were just applying pressure to hold.

I really, I really hope I said that because I would love to share that clip everywhere. John Strickland. Yeah, please look that to us. Sleep cycle. So fuck. Dogs sleep while I post guard. The first church of key, David presents straight crackers from planet Earth. I have 4,200 hours in VR check.

God help me. Pryoraz, the Brokegan experience. I call my Dick Little Randy. Papa Jesus. penis and gake gakumkel mr robinson i don't know napser of puppets king dad of haphazard sacrificing swine to the godhand for dairy queen she chiefed all over my johnson call her grave mind and rounding other list is always the king of haphazard monkey monks monastery haphazard don't call it a comeback i never stopped coming young swiney's dad king of haphazard calling three days late for his birthday and still asking for money

hoggworth sorting hat on a black kid as caban that's crazy I feel like I heard that before. That's definitely Jordan. It's Jordan who said it. Okay. That's Asgaband. Immediately. Alternate universe gears for Marcus and a roided out Maria's search for a twinked-out

Dom. Ooh. Dick's so dirty. That's crazy. I want to see that version. That would be cool. That would be cool. I don't know what to do, Marcus.

Kill, shoot him in the head. Maria. Who gives a shit? Shoot them. You're so much. I make, I can make you so much. chap here. She's here.

I smell her. Dick so dirty, you can hear the files before I get close. Bow B. O'Bow. Kratos picking up a mirror and kissing him after nine minutes. Moniker.

Oh, God, oh, God. Oh, my God. Are you okay? A kneel of the caveman wearing Bose of the clown's pelt as a trophy. Episode number stagnation is a recession indicator. Chris finally released in the HALA TV video, but having a gate kept behind a separate Patreon link it's not a bad idea sorry

miss Jackson oh he's done he's done oh beautiful wait what's happened Enigma Kiwi shout out so dude's been sending me updates of the oil painting of the piss room and it's

done and it looks fucking gorgeous that's amazing oh that is fucking gorgeous. I was not aware that this was even happening. Yeah, I didn't, I should have mentioned it because I got a couple muddheds. Dude, they're dark brown.

This is crazy. So there's a picture. There's a famous picture of a room with a really gross room with just a bunch of jars of piss in it. And we've been laughing at it for a while. I think we were joking around on a previous episode about like, man, if someone made an oil painting of this, I would buy it.

Andigma Kiwi did it. That's crazy, dude. This is good, too. I can't wait to get this shit framed. Dude, I would absolutely, we'll buy, I, I want to buy this from you. This is so good. Absolutely. What a hilarious, we got to have that in the background of, uh, I agree of the, of the, of the,

of the, of the, of the set for sure. I agree. One hundred million percent. Anyway, we're at the very end of this. The way you guys were reacting, I thought like, Trump died just now. Oh, I would have, no, I would have done. If he, if he, if he died, I would like literally start clapping and crying. legitimately I would be doing some dragon punches

I'd be doing some shore yukins right now I'm not even joking I would 100% jump out of my chair and do a show you can't have the past because he took Colossus's hard ass Progenia hunters fermented cream pie frying bacon with my shirt off Charles Entertainment Kirk

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh No respect I love it Rounding out our list is always The real earnest honest to God King of Hephazard Thank you

I really think that is the best way For someone like him to exist as a joke I think it's the best way But anyway That's going to be it for us today We'll see you guys next time Bye bye