The Snark Tank - #399.8: Marxist Fenix

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

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even through the wire turning up, yeah. Go off, white boy. Go off. Breakfast, a inch of a dessert. Somebody order pancakes. I just ship the dessert. That's old conga. You're not ready for that. You're not ready for that conversation. Well, thank you for that. Welcome to the Stern Tank podcast.

It's me, Chris. It's him. Kingston. It's him, Derek. We're here yet again. You know us. You know us. Remember, I'm going to say this at the beginning because I keep forgetting. I keep waiting until way too late in the show. Patreon.com slash a snortank.

Go over there now. I swear to, we won't. I'm not going to ask you again. I will ask you again. We are recording yet again. We're recording the day after the day the last time we recorded. So like not a lot has happened, although there is something. There is something worth noting.

today before we get into some of your questions and some of the more nonsensical points of discussion. Erica Kirk appointed to, I guess, a head position in the fucking U.S. Air Force. So that's kind of cool. That's kind of exciting. Erica Kirk will help advise the Air Force on issues affecting the Academy. This is real news. I first saw this and I was like, this is a joke. Yeah.

Which is crazy because like everything seems that that way. Everything seems like too stupid to be true. But like this one like kind of was like this is kind of crazy. Like this is actually like just dumb. Right. But like it's it's it's very real. This coming from the wife of a podcaster, the housewife of a podcaster, a podcaster who was worried about black pilots not being qualified for the jobs that they were getting.

Yep. That podcaster's housewife is now in charge of the Air Force and how they do their academic rollout. So that's insane. Insane. It's funny how. D.E.I. at his west best. All of those people benefit from D.E.I. Every single person in the White House right now that is connected to Trump has benefited from D.E.I because their resume, their CV has nothing on there that would give them any of those jobs, cash Patel, any. one pick a name out of the fucking hat. Yeah, it's literally podcasters and morning TV host fucking Pete Heggssev. There is literally, there has actually straight up never been a more DEI

oriented cabinet. Like as far as like, or like, or like, not DEI specifically, but the what is it? The, um, the assumption of what DEI is, which is, you know, we're hiring you because of what because of your race,

your gender or whatever and not. Right. And just not even looking at your qualifications at all. Right. That is, I'm glad you pointed that out because that is such a huge. I feel like the general public who just, you know, the people who just don't even have any malice or anything, they think DEI is what you just stated. When it's like, no, they look at qualifications and then they just pick somebody from a marginalized group. They're all qualified.

Let me pick like a black, brown or a woman person or a woman. I don't know when people would argue that. No one says that stuff. Like that's always the part that bothers me. Like when they're arguing about DEI, instead of someone just being like, you understand that the person is still qualified. They don't.

It does not. Because they're not being told that. No, no, even people that are arguing for DEI. It's like, why don't you mention the fact that they're all qualified? Oh, like be very specific about that.

It's like, it never happened. That's a huge problem. What? I am often, I am often confused when I'm watching debates and they let something slide where I'm like,

why did you just not address that at all? Yes. It's very, yeah. I can't remember. Smiling and shaking your head is not a fucking, that's nothing. That doesn't do anything. It drives me crazy. It's like, why are you not doing that?

They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. And then Kamala is just making faces like, this is so funny. And I'm like, okay, how about throw some facts out there of what's happening and how it's not fucking true? Just laughing. You're off. They're not going to do nothing. Don't worry, Derek.

She's going to try again. Yeah. If she runs again, I would literally, I would cry. I will cry if she runs again. Dude, I'm glad that I'm seeing a lot of videos, at least right now in the political space. When I peer in, there's a lot of people saying, why are we talking so definitively about like a Gavin Newsome right now? Why are you guys so already set in on continuing the same fucking thing? Give it a second.

Let's see who pops up. You know, Bernie Sanders kind of pop up out of nowhere, for example, if you want to, if you want to be like, Bernie Sanders was not on the radar before he was like, I'm fucking running. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. It means to pop the fuck up soon, dude. I agree. This is really bad. It's really not good how there's just no one.

And it's like, people are just being, they're like waiting for the last second or they're just, God damn it. I don't know. It just, it feels like we're going to get another Gavin versus Kamala, something in the DNC primary.

Yeah, probably, yeah. It'll be, it'll be, I mean, what I, what I do like about Kamala probably running again is,

uh, it's a nice, it's like kind of like a glass. ceiling type thing of just like there are women who just don't take no for an answer there are women who just don't understand consent they don't it's like we don't want you we don't we don't want to we're not I'll force my way in actually I'm gonna I think you do want me in here here I don't look at what I'm gonna do to your drink don't quickly look away look away look away I think you do want me here is crazy that is so what it it's like it's like

the economy started recovering slightly, right, while Biden was in office. It's slightly because obviously all you have to do is just not actively destroy it and it will start recovering a little bit. Yeah, it does not shit the bad and it'll figure itself out. And so he was like, look at all these positive numbers. I said I was going to be like a one and done, but let's fucking do it. Let's do it again. And people are like, what do you? Dude, flee, fucking leave.

fucking leave dude and then he's like okay I'll leave at the last second here's calm low by I'm like God what a fucking

if I was an old cynical bitter like half gone senile person I would do the same thing though to be fair like you know what you would

you know what you would do if you were half caged you're not you're not you're not really I would know half of what I was doing I guess yeah you'd be like

operating on like mosquito instincts that's right He was a little resilient. Remember that he ate shit on a bicycle and he didn't die, so I'll give him that. That is crazy. When he was like, when he was riding his bicycle and licking shit out of an ice cream cone, I was really confused when that video came out. When he, I want Trump to fall once.

When he ate shit on that bicycle. This isn't chocolate and then he fell. That's crazy. This isn't chocolate. This isn't diarrhea. This isn't diarrhea. This isn't diarrhea. And then he falls over and cries.

Oh, man. I love it. I do want to hear from more of our foreign listeners. I want to hear. I want to hear like, what are you feeling at this moment? I know you've been annoyed for very, for a very long time,

but like say now that things have escalated more where there's a possibility of boots on the ground with Iran as far as I was looking into. How do you feel? What's going on? Especially if you're anywhere near any of the conflicts, please. You're probably not great.

Derek, I'd love to read. They're probably not fantastic. I would like a little. I want to bond. I want to bond. I want to bond over this, this horror story.

You know, like I want to feel. I don't. Or if people want to point and laugh, if you're like, ha ha, I live in a way better country, that's cool too.

I'll accept that. I want to hear it all. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of nostalgic in a weird way. You know, You know, we're like, oh, we're on the Middle East again. That's cool.

Just had a big, just had a, just had a, just had a, just had a, just had a, just had a big winter over here. Twice in a lifetime. That's true. Oh, yeah. Twice in one lifetime. Big winter, war in the Middle East, new bungee game. It feels like, it feels like the early 2000s again. At least there's that.

Silver line. I'm glad you found the silver line. That's the silver line. We're going to wait for whoever, I don't, let, we just have to wait for Michelle, then, whatever, uh, whatever, uh, whatever this era's Michelle branches is to show up again. And it'll be a, really got that. that's Sabrina Carpenter, dude. No, I don't think so Sabrina Carpenter is like

I don't know if I would put it bad Sabrina Carpenter is Pop Rock I want a little I want a little bit of that Shell Branch rockness I want a little bit of that Pop Rock is so dead it's insane It's completely dead

I think the last Pop Rocks I can really remember is probably heart attack by No no no that's not true The one that Olivia Rodriguez She's the her team stole from Paramour Good for you Good for you

Yeah good for you You know what's crazy? Did you hear that? Did you hear that Taylor Swift sued tried to sue her? For what? For making music that sounds like her music. But it's like, bitch, your music sounds like nothing either. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

That's real. Like, that's actually real. I strongly believe you're misremembering something. I'm pretty sure. I don't think Taylor was attempted to be sued by what you call. Okay, we got to verify it. Remember that one person? Right now.

That one person said we can look at it. That one person, that one person who's, like angry whenever we talk about this type of shit and then we just move on. Then we just move on. Let the disinformation fester. I feel like I would have heard about that. Like I feel like there's no way like... I don't know why you'd hear

about it. You don't listen to anything that isn't fucking something crazy. It's like, oh man, this guy made a fucking 18 minute fucking rift. This 18 minute rift. Wow, man. Sonic was amazing. I hate that. I hate 18 minute rifts. I really. I really am not a fan of like most pro.

I love Prague music, like progressive music. I hate how long it is. There's like like, she attempted to split. She attempted to spawn what you call it. She attempted to split royalties because of copyright claims by made by deja vu on her deja vu song.

So yes, there was what you call it. So there's a song called Taylor Swift. Oh, wait, who has the song? Olivia Rodriguez song, Deja Vu. Sounds like Taylor Swift. Seatheed the royalties from it. Because of how some, oh, do they were? Does it say what song it's like?

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And the Dregor basically gave in Because of the fact that both of their music sounds So just like anything you'd hear I'll guess I'll look it up myself Because you're not answering. What's up? No, I was- Don't worry about that.

Yeah, don't worry, I got it. I just wanted to see which song sounds like the Taylor Swift song. I said the song Dejaveau. Which which Taylor Swift song? Oh, probably They all sound to be the same Dig in a bag and find out Well, I don't think it's like

Oh, it sounds like every Taylor Swift song There's a specific song that Taylor Swift did That probably sounds like Dejavu Yeah I mean I would imagine that like She's like I don't want to get involved in Legal Tustle with yeah just why even Oh apparently it sounds like cruel summer

Because if you type in Olivia Rodriguez Dejavu it auto completes to Taylor Swift cruel summer Hmm Oh and there's that fucking bald guy that's on TikTok that always does the pointing thing. You ever seen that guy before? He's always pointing out like this was a sample from this. Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he did that. So I'm going to listen to this guy. He'll be the judge. All right, the judge, jury and executioner. While you guys do that, I'm going to look for a question from our patrons over the Patreon.com slash the snark tank. Remember you go over there? Okay, it's a dude.

Yeah, okay, I get it. This was kind of egregious, actually. Is it like the Joe set for? Triani, a cold play one? It might be a little worse because it's not, because you know how there's, there's a melody part where Taylor, it almost sounds like she's kind of screaming,

kind of like almost like a gangy vocals, but only herself. And then Olivia Rodriguez, the beats very similar and that part of that section of the song is essentially the same. Like, that's too much. You got to change the homework a little bit. I've heard,

I've heard things in different, songs where I'm like that bridge is the bridge from this song and I guess nobody cared I guess like it's fine yeah I'm gonna put in the chat so if you guys hear it's fucking kind of it's kind of stupid like you didn't even yeah where is it uh you put in the chat yeah put in the chat yeah I've never heard either of these songs

I've heard cruel summer which it's a it's a boring song it's not a bad song but it's fucking boring because it doesn't go anywhere you know what I mean like songs to me would have reverse cord and a bridge and they would all kind of have their own different thing. Like this just kind of sounds like of someone lightly singing over something like that you would vibe to while doing homework. Yeah. Lily's very,

Lily's very locked in check. She didn't want to pay issue to Olivia Rodriguez. She didn't want to have to deal with Taylor's so because of the fact that she's like a fucking mogul now effectively. It's not worth it. She was like, fuck it. I'll just give it. I'll just give it to her because I don't want to,

I don't want to deal with this. I would, even if I felt confident that like, no, I didn't. I've never, like, I've never listened to Taylor Swift's catalog. I would be like, whatever. It's just not worth going to court over. It's not worth going to court over. The fucking, her lawyer is a crush. And I don't listen to that gangly bitch.

I don't listen to anything like that. I only listen to the sounds of microwaves. That's all I listen to. All my music is original. I don't listen to anybody else who's, because she was a huge, what you call it. She was a huge, Taylor Swift fan back in the day.

Taylor Swift? See, I got one of these days, maybe, I probably won't do it. What am I saying? But I want to, I want to like prove myself wrong and find a Taylor Swift song that I'm like, oh, this is fucking timeless. This is like really good. Something that really like, it really plays up well to music theory and really like, it really like something that feels good and inspiring and like, oh, I can see why people,

I want to be a singer because I heard that fucking song. You're not going to find anything. You're not going to find anything. You're not going to find it. Yeah, you're not going to find a demographic for that. She doesn't have anything. She doesn't have anything like play that funky music white boy. You know what I mean?

She doesn't have anything like that. I mean, that is a timeless song, though. That is a time of the song. That is a great fucking song. It is. For the time that that song came out, that feels like a contemporary song, like relative.

You know what I mean? Like, music is for certain people, man. Certain people connect to it. I get it. Trying not to judge any more people's musical tastes. I'm like,

it just, I just don't see it, but that doesn't disqualify. this from being something decent, man. I don't think she shouldn't exist. I think there's value in having a lot of that like a very bland kind of music like I said to study to. Like having music that's not overstimulating.

I think there is something to that. There's a lot of people that like to listen to a lot of DMB stuff that's kind of chill and doesn't go too crazy. And then there's the crazy side of it. But I think a lot of that vibe stuff like I love a lot of in the EDM genre, trance music. I have to be very. I like that.

You have to say it that way now. I love that genre. I love that genre music. It's very, very, it's all, it's all super subjective. Like I don't, like I understand you are someone who makes music and like you care more about that aspect of it.

But it's such a subjective experience that like I just, my brain can't even care. Yeah. It's like, critique other people's kinds of perception of it anymore. It doesn't matter. It doesn't necessarily even bother me. I guess the only thing,

I guess as an artist, I feel for people who are so immensely talented that cannot get even a crumb of what Taylor Swift has. I think that's my only issue at all. But that is art in general, right? So it's not like, it's not that I'm like, oh, I hate that she exists or why are people listening to Taylor Swift? I'm like, I don't fucking care.

It's just, I'm like, damn, I've heard some, I've heard some art, talking about trance music, talking about that. There are some artists that some of these DJs will work with And I'm like, these people are, if some of these women that are in that genre are so much more talented than a Taylor Swift and nobody knows who the fuck they are. So what do this animal and this animal and this animal have in common? They all live on an organic valley farm. Organic Valley dairy comes from small organic family farms that protect the land and the plants and animals that live on it from toxic pesticides, which leads to a thriving ecosystem.

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Ro shit, Ro shit. In that way. But that's it. Like, that is as far as it goes for me. Because you Taylor Swift can do her fucking thing, make a bag.

I wish you would give me some of that money. The thing that sucks about, um, music in particular is that like, the thing that I cluded on and that I, I didn't even really think about that much until like I became like hyper aware of it is the fact that like you just hear things. You straight up hear things differently as you age.

Yeah. Like straight up. Not even like, not even like, what is it? Subjectively. It's not even like, oh, I vibe with the song more now or less now because I'm older and I have more experience. It's like, no, you're literally like hearing it differently. Like there's tones that you're hearing like differently. And like you can't hear certain parts of it as clearly as you used to or like vice versa or whatever.

So it's like, oh, man, I don't even, I don't even know how to judge this now. Because like I bet, I bet there are songs that I used to like love when I was a kid that I don't love. as much now, but I wouldn't even be surprised if it's literally because I'm hearing less of it. Because my ears are fucking vanishing at the seams. I don't even know. I think for me, my subject,

my subject, the things I listen to the subjects of them are just very different now. That's like the biggest for me when it comes to like music. Oh, yeah. I think that is, like the subjects are just so different now opposed to like back when I was younger. Like I was,

I was a huge Tyler creator fan when I was growing up. Huge. I do not like Tyler's new music. Like every now and, then one of them is like even his older music like it's like i listen to it like i can remember like really enjoying it but it does feel very coarse like this is like really brash music and i'm like this is good i understand why i liked it still i can go sing along with sometimes but i'm like this is not what i listen to at all anymore you know what do you listen to fucking what do you listen

to um crusty crab training videos right now i'm a really big i'm really i've really been into obviously earle and mike also shirt and mike is really good alchemist has been a Big. Earl and Mike? What is that? A Muppet team? Earl sweatshirt is like from Odd Future. And then there's another artist named Mike.

I think it's from St. Louis, who's another like very minimalist rapper. They just rap like not really huge production on their songs. They're just rapping and going on like freaking rhyme schemes. You didn't answer the question. Are they Muppets? No, they're black men. Oh, they look like Muppets. It's a mis.

Are there black Muppets? Yeah, that's crazy. I don't know. I don't. There's one. I'm not saying. Skeeter's not a Muppet. Skeeter's just black.

He's a puppet. I mean, he's not, he's not just black, Kays said. What do you mean? Because he's a puppet. Does him just being black disregard him being a puppet? I think just being black means you're just a black person. I don't think you can describe a puppet as a puppet as just black.

Because he's more just a puppet than he's just black. I disagree. If he's Skeeter. I disagree. I think he's both. I think he's equally both. I don't know. Just implies that what he is doesn't have to be described. It's obvious. Like he's like that's just a dog.

I don't know about that man. Like oh, that's just that's just a retriever. And it's like, yeah, I'm not going to say it's like a dog retriever. Just a retriever. Whatever, man. The fuck is going on. Welcome to the Snartank. episode 399

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Yeah We're gonna read some of your questions Because there's not a lot else going on Let me see Let me check Twitter to make sure nothing breaks In the middle of me saying this Derek you just had a face Did you see something?

Nothing important And I just completely forgot about, so I was like, you're talking about puppets and then Skeeter and then it made me think about like, um, uh, Bill Bellamy who,

uh, voiced cousin Skeeter, which I always thought it was insane. Cause, uh, it just, it just doesn't make sense to me if you know who he is. Who's about me again?

He's a comedian. He's a comedian from, from the 90s. He voiced cousin Skeeter. Yeah. And it just, it didn't make sense to me that I'm like that, that voice was coming out of him.

But, you know, that's, I guess that's what a good, uh, voice actor does. And so one thing, interrelated,

thing that just showed up is a show called my brother and me and I completely fucking forgot about it. And like it was just another Nickelodeon show about two, uh, it was a black family. And that was in the, the era when they were making a bunch of like a diverse stuff. And then once they felt like they had enough, they just threw it away and then just pivoted to like Drake and Josh and other just white shit. Um, but yeah, my brother and me, I remember that being really good.

And I'm now thinking, I bet it sucked. I bet it sucked so badly and I'm excited to watch the shit. My favorite was Tyina. That show me to make me laugh my ass off. Taino. It was about the show about Dinahs? I was like, that's my grandma. No,

that's like, that's just my, that's an ambiguous Latino girl. That's just my grandmother. I don't know that show. Was, uh, which is,

my friend, my friend Taina, I think is what it's called. It was just like a black Latino girl existing in New York. What was it? I think, I think it was what you call. I think it was,

Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon? I think it was. My friend Tainaina? it's crazy i was like that is nuts it's not called my friend taina right or is it just called taina i think it's it's just taina my friend tyina is insane is it really that insane compared to what we really got why would the main character of the show why would my friend taina why like that doesn't make any sense oh i didn't why don't i remember this oh my god yeah tyina yeah 15 year old tina morales

taina sings gonna be a star from taina 2001 Yeah. What the hell is this? 2001 to 2002. Oh, so it's like a high school show? Probably, yeah. She's just a clearly a mixed-race Hispanic girl. It's like, just like, look, look at that.

She looks like so many people that I've met in this city. She looks like the majority of New York City or the Puerto Rico or Cuba or a Dominican Republic. That's crazy. I don't remember this at all. In 2001, I was in like seventh grade. Chris, Chris, Chris. Chris, I want to answer right now, how many of your relatives look like her? A few, a few.

No less than eight. No less than eight for me. I would say no less than five. So you've got the giant hoop earrings. That's cool. I was like, oh, I know this girl. I've met you already. What do you mean?

Well, listen. That is a wild name that give a character. All I'm saying is that that is a pretty crazy name that you have a character. Ayna. Naina Morales is like, come on, dude. You just don't even. That's a nice name. Listen.

It's pretty. We're going to move on to some questions because clearly we're talking about Taino, which means nothing's happening. Hey, obscure Nickelodeon shows, man. We're scraping. I could spend an entire episode on Excurator because there's so many. I know, but the problem is there's so many of them that I wouldn't even know where to, we'd have to like prepare a list because I just don't remember any of them. Have you guys ever seen brick soup or brick sauce? Brick sauce.

That sounds kind of sexual. I don't like that. It does sound sexual. Look up brick sauce. I don't think this is real. Did fucking Dan Schneider make this show? That's crazy. There ain't no show called brick sauce.

It's not a show. It's a thing. Oh, what is it? Are we already deviating away from shows? Calm down, calm down, calm down. You looped a little bit because you got nervous. Brick sauce. It's a brick sauce.

I was watching TikTok. You know how TikTok once about the time used to be showing people Chinese media is to be like, hey, come here, come live in Asia, you black person, but some guy was making like, he was eating like, I guess some sort of soy thing and he was like, hmm, I'm not having any sauce.

So he went and he dug in this thing. And it was like, no, there was like nothing in it. And he was like, all right, cool. He got these breaks of like, I'm guessing salt bricks. You know, it's really weird. Yeah. I'm watching it. And as you're narrating it, it's almost as if, like, you were hitting it exactly in tune with, like, the cuts.

It's like, he scrapes the pot and there's nothing in it. Then it was cutting to the pot. I was like, yo, this is uncanny kind of. And he's like, he's making brick sauce. Like, it sounds crazy, but it's he's making, he's making it. He's out here creating brick sauce. Brick soft does sound very sexual, though. It does sound extremely sexual.

It sounds like, it sounds like a liquid that comes out of a brick peepie. Yeah. So let me ask you a question. Why do you? did that, like, I feel like you have ADHD or something. No, I'm just thinking of it, unique things. Like, well, Kingsen, we were talking about obscure Nickelodeon shows, and you were like, look up Brick sauce.

Yeah, this still's like, oh. So I was expecting, oh, what's this television show Brick Sauce that I've never heard of? Because I look it up and lo and behold, not a single, not a shred of evidence of a show called Brick Sauce. No, but what happened is for a long time I've heard about Brick Sauce and I haven't been able to, like, get my brain the direction of like, hey, tell them about BrickSaw. For a long time, you've heard about Brick sauce. about bricks sauce for a long time. I've been thinking about brick sauce for a while, yes, for a while now.

For some time now. For some time. Brick sauce has been on the menu for some time now. Yeah. Is it not just like soy sauce or something? I'm assuming it's like some sort of regular salt-based sauce that he makes. But it's made with bricks. It's also fermented soybean paste dried age in a brick for preservation. Yeah, that makes sense. So it's essentially like some weird type of soy sauce, fermented soy bricks. That is stupid. I wasted my time at that. I'm glad you looked into it because not more people know about brick sauce.

Oh, yeah, it's a very, that's way better. I feel like, I feel like that's such a useless piece of information. I'm kind of annoyed. You know what annoys me about brick sauce is that I'm never going to forget brick sauce? No, now there am I. It's in my head now. Like, I'm going to remember brick sauce. You know, there's that that supplanted a memory that I probably should be cherishing in keeping.

That is. I have something better. This will ruin it for everybody. Look up mammal sauce. Look up mammal sauce by a band called crotch duster. Now, crotch duster is one word. And there is a song called mammal sauce. And it's everything you can think of in a song.

And it's terrible. and that's what makes it enjoyable. It's awful. There's an intro to it where they're talking about mammal sauce. It's dumb. Then it's a little rap and then it goes into some crazy like metal. And then there's a part that sounds like opera. It's fucking stupid as fuck.

This is, I'm going to move on to questions. Please do. I just want people to look at this after they're done, listen to the show or pause it and go listen to Mammal Sauce. Just quit our show and just go watch Mammal Sons. Go watch mammal sauce. You don't have to watch the rest of this.

Yeah. Just go go watch mammal sauce on a repeat on loop. This six minute fucking song apparently. Yeah, give them some more views. The first thing I clicked on was a, was mammal sauce cropped up there. And it's a guitar hero. Oh, there's a guitar hero version of it. There's a guitar.

Somebody playing guitar here with a big cow in the background. Ooh. Where is it? Although are cows mammals? No, they're four. fucking deer. Of course they're mammals, dude. What the fuck? What would they be? I don't know, because I think of, I guess, bovine are mammals, I guess, too. What would they be other than mammals, Chris? No, it's not that I don't think they're mammals. It's just that, like, bovine. I know there's

a word for bovine. I was like, it's kind of be, I assumed that was mammals as well, but then I also thought, like, why would there be a different word? Like, what's the point? Mammals are like a bigger, overarching thing. Like, mammals are like anything that gives birth to their young, like, and it drinks milk from them. Anything that gives birth to living young and they drink drinks milk from them. That's what a mammal was, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I kind of figured it was like, uh, mammals a higher up, mammals is a higher up justification that gets more. You know how like amphibians? You know how like amphibians are like, they're reptiles, but we just don't call them that. Yeah. No. Extensibly. No, no.

A frog is a reptile to me. No, it's not, well, you're wrong. A frog is a reptile. That's a reptile. No, they're amphibians. Literally. They're fucking green, brother. You're green. You're a reptile. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. My bad. Sorry. My bad. I can buy season one of my brother me for $4. Sorry. You said that like it was a journey you went on. Well, it was just, I was about to close this. You know when you have links open, like, why the fuck's this open?

It was to my brother me, I completely forgot. And then I saw that I can buy the season one for four bucks. I'm like, it's crazy. I'm probably going to do it. Let's see how much Cousin Skeeter is. Ooh. I was watching on YouTube at like 90. You know, it was really good.

Nice. It was great. Well, Cousin Skeeter, explicit? Excuse me? I don't know. I don't know what I'm seeing. It's like the first three results on Amazon on Amazon. What's up, nigger?

It's me. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. What's good, nigga? That's crazy. I'm a fuck yo bitch, man. You ain't got no style, nigga. I don't remember the.

introing what's good nigga is crazy it would make the way that he behaves it it would like you know look look they look they understood Skeeter's character from menstrual shows not about Skeeter's a real person they got all the studying from him done from menstrual shows

and they were like you know it'll be mad funny if we make a you know do you think we could get away with writing a do you think we can get away with like starting a band or like making an album called Canaan and hell. That's

badass actually. I like that a lot. You know what I mean? Or like it's worth a try. We should just do it. We should. We should. A band called Keenan and a girl. I'm, I am unironically. I deep, I mean this. I love that idea.

I love being a band called Keenna. It's fucking awesome. It's a little bit like, what is it, Nirvana the band? Yeah. How they're like not a band at all. yeah yeah yeah I love I love that dude I think he and Kells a good idea yeah well what's what's the genre though what what do we what are we what are we doing uh

opera opera opera oh shit something happened something happened okay this is something that's actually a real decent topic to talk about today we're exploring deep in the north american wilderness among nature's wildest plants animals and cows uh you're actually Actually on an Organic Valley dairy farm, where nutritious, delicious organic food gets at start. But there's so much nature. Exactly. Organic Valley's small family farms protect the land and the plants and animals that call it home. Extraordinary.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. So, uh, it's going to be Star Wars or something. It's, it's, hey, maybe it might be. But, uh, they're making a salacious crumb game. That'd be fire. Tell me that would not be sick. A salacious crumb. It's just Dobby. It's just Dobby, but good. Like, they take everything to happen from the freaking Smeagle game.

Not Smeagel. I said Dobby. I was like, I'm confused. They're effectively the same person to me. Sure. Okay. They take the Smeagle game. He got fucking Andy Circus, one of those iconic fucking characters of all time in column.

And he got to fix them with Dobby. They have similar builds. They have similar builds. And their locomotion is similar to. That failed, that failed-ass game. You're talking about that game? Yeah, but they make it about salacious crumb. They're just going around being a complete dickhead to people with a Fajaba.

Complete like piece of trash. And it bangs. The game fucking bangs. It's like, this is a, people are like, honestly, this is a 10 out of 10 game. This is the best Star Wars content ever made, period. This is unbelievable. A shadow drop of that could work. if you just like here you go

and people are like what the fuck and then it's actually really fun it's an eight it's an eight dollar game that cost them 18 million dollars to make and they're so confident they're so confident we can give you guys this game for eight dollars

and people are buying multiple copies they're like dude I have to earn I have to own I have to be involved with this own it on every fucking platform but so what is it what is it that you are so Timothy Chalamay was having an interview with I think um

the guy all right all right I forgot his name Oh Owen Wilson No Matthew McCona oh Matthew McCona hey They're the same person Yeah yeah yeah yeah And they were talking about

Simauchama is bringing up the fact That he's a fucking podcast doesn't he? He loves he's like he's a big he's a big sub proprietor And fan of the arts but he's like no one really cares that much about ballet Like it's not a care Like people don't care about ballet People don't care too much about opera And a lot of people got very mad at him for that

And it's like, he's right. Is he not that it's not wrong at all. What the fuck? He's totally right. And also, that was an interview from, did you know that this interview was from 2019? Are you sure it was? I don't think it was. Apparently it was.

Are you sure? I remember hearing that. Oh, it just like resurfaced. It just resurfaced. Let me see. I could be wrong. Why wouldn't anybody like he looks like now Timothy Shalameh. Yeah, but Timothy Shalemi's, he's at that age where he's going to look, he looks like, he looks like that.

It's like, he looks like that. It's like one of those. Things were ask anyone you know. Have you been to a ballet? That's the thing. I've been to ballets before years ago. Not ballets. I've been to operas years ago.

Years and years ago. And I don't like them, but I respect them. And the end up between respecting the art form and under-acknowledging how important it was once upon a time to like very classical European forms of art. Yeah. Very, very important. But niggins don't go to them. Those. He's just objectively correct.

The way he said it wasn't probably the nicest way of saying it. And, you know, people, obviously, people in fine arts, well, nice people find art. People find art. People find a fine arts understand that. Like, niggas that actually work with ballet and opera,

they're like, yeah, we are, we're fucking, the fucking Manhattan Opera House. Or the Metropolitan Opera House just signed a deal with Saudi Arabia to get themselves out of so much fucking debt. People don't know about that.

It's crazy. He literally said, what he was saying was, he respects the arts but he doesn't want to be a part of he doesn't uh he doesn't want to be a part of a dying form he wants to be where people are going to want to be and nobody cares about opera which is just valid that's just objectively true like i get it's insensitive or whatever to opera people but like who the five how many of them are there yeah it's a lot mean opera niggins i guarantee you this this has you know what

this reminds me of this reminds me of like posers who like pretend to have played video games very much or like and they get offended like how could you speak so ill of like the game Cube. It's like, motherfucker, you didn't buy the game. You didn't play the GameCube. Nobody played the GameCube. It sold less than the Xbox. I know you didn't have a GameCube. I know it. Statistically, you did not have a GameCube. I borrowed it, and I was very upset by the control. I borrowed it so I can play Blood War III. It was like, I was the biggest mark of fucking Blue Bluilar series. And I was like, okay, they took out almost all the blood. I was already as a Nintendo thing. I was like, thanks. And I hate the controller. I

hate the controller. I think it's the stupidest fucking controller ever made. I think it's worse than in 64 controller. That's crazy. But I, look, The N64 controller is dumb as It looks like a spaceship though So it's cool Like you know what I mean You're welcome to have your point I think NG4 controller is so bad

It's unbelievable to the point The N64 controller is cool Because it looks like an elite's foot It's cool But look it It works though At least especially if you're playing a fighting game Or something for example

The C buttons The little the yellow ones They're all symmetrical They work The fucking game Q controller Has a small button that's off-centered, has a elongated button, has a bigger

circle, it's fucking stupid. It looks like Fisher Price. I'm like, if you're somebody who values fighting games, that is fucking retarded. That is so stupid. And you're going to tell me that that's better than the fucking in 64 controller as a

fighting game connoisseur? I don't know, man. As a fan of fighting games and as a fan of both of those consoles, the 64 controller, I think, is dreadful. I think it's a dreadful controller. I don't know how you think that's. To the

point that I didn't know how to hold it right until well after I stopped using the console. Well, that's a skill issue. What the fuck? Because I was just like as a hell. There's only two ways to hold it. Because I was used to holding the, what you call it, the PlayStation controllers. I was holding it like this. And I was like, all right, cool. I can't see you're off. You're off. I would hold it

like this. Yeah. Okay. Like everyone holds every controller. Sure. And afterwards when I was play PS2, I was like, oh, what the fuck? And my friend was holding it like this. And I was like, oh, I'm wrong. I don't really understand what you. I would need you to grab a controller to give me a better example.

Yeah, I don't know what you're trying to say. When you hold a regular control, it's like this. The 64, this is the middle part that has another extended part here. Can you where the Z button is? Can you get another? Can you get another control? The Z button is in the middle, nigga. The Z button.

It's in the middle. It's in, it's right under the like, there's with the analog joystick. And then there's the Z button and an extra fucking hook that's hanging outside of it. and never hold it like that because I was like, oh, you know, you're supposed to hold it at the two furthest points. Yeah, you would hold it like that if you're playing a very specific game. That was how you're supposed to hold it for the most part. That's how people held it for like smashing anything. That's how most, I saw people play it.

They were like when I got older and I was around people, older people that were playing games. They held it in the middle part. And I was like, what the fuck is this? I don't know anyone to held it like that. Like for Starfax, it was to hold it like that too. If you were playing Starfucks, like you're playing a very specific game. But like if you're playing Tonyox pro skater, you're not fucking holding it like that. If I mean an A lot Zanayn't play Pro Skater on that console.

I'm just saying I refused. That's not the point. The point is there is, if you're playing a normal game, that's on all the fucking platforms, you know, like it's, you would just hold it like a regular controller. And say, like, if you're playing a fighting game, which you would just, there was the, there was the, I thought like the buttons on the, uh, because all the small buttons that would be like the, the buttons that would be like the buttons that you use for fighting games. Those were all C's if I remember correctly. Like every single one, it was just a directional C. And, um, and then there was an A, B. that was like off center or some shit like that.

Anyway, I just think that the symmetrical nature of like say the, you know, every traditional controller, the buttons are the same. Whether the buttons are all large, like say on Sega Genesis or fucking whatever it's called in Britonland over Mega Drive.

The buttons are all symmetrical. Like they're the same. And then there's just a pattern. Like if you're using a joystick or something like that. And then joy, it's to me GameCube. I don't understand what they were doing with that. Like, look at it again.

Like, look at it again and tell me that that was a big design. Because even the sticks, even the sticks were different sizes and shapes and shit. The GameCube, I'm fond of it simply because of the fact that I played melee a lot. But that's why I'm fond of it. I have fond memories of that controller with Smash Brothers melee specifically. And like,

I guess, I guess smash in general because like people would, people would bring GameCube adapters for Smash for years. So I do like it for Smash Brothers, but that is literally, That is legitimately the only game where that controller feels good with. I think the game controller is a nice controller. I think it's unique.

I think it's kind of cool. But I do think it feels dog shit for most video games that aren't Smash Brothers. It is so like where PlayStation is also missing a button, isn't it? It's, it has all the buttons. It has all the buttons that you should have. Like there's the, you have the top buttons. Ellen R3. It's just the, it's the, it's just the, it's,

the button, like there's the big green one. It doesn't have L1. Yeah, it doesn't have L1. Oh, you're right. Because I remember, because I tried to play, I think I tried to use it for some kind of game on switch, because I had like the GameCube adapter and I was like, all right, let me just play like a, I don't really have a, I didn't have a pro controller and I didn't want to use the joycons, but I had the gamecube.

So I was like, all right, let me try and play something. And I couldn't, I was playing some shooter and I couldn't throw grenades because it was L1. And I remember being like, oh, this. Oh, that's weird. That's weird. I can't. They didn't map it to somewhere else?

Well, there's nowhere else to map it. There's no more control. There's no more buttons. There's the two sticks. There's A, B, X, Y with their weird shapes. There's the Z bumper. And then there's the two, the L and R triggers. But they don't have an L1.

It just looks way worse than I even remember. That's, that yellow fucking, analog stick. This is, by the way, the most controversial thing that we're ever going to say on this. Oh, sure. I'm sure there's going to be fucking hyper fucking people on the spectrum really upset. But I'm just saying, and timming.

Fundamentally, if you look at any other controller, there's symmetry and this has none. And that's a problem when you like to play games at a high level. You know, because just the, oh my, like, I'm looking at the A in the center is, I'm like, I'm sorry, this is designed for a fucking child. This is literally what I would do for Fisher Price. I mean, I look at these long, cool buttons.

Look at the colors. It's definitely for kids. As much as you're saying this, right? One of the most widely held fighting games ever is Smash Bros. Melee and it was played on that. It was, but the thing is that to me, it's like, okay, if they had a traditional controller, too, it would still melee, people just liked playing that game. on GameCube when it came out.

And if it had a different controller, people would still celebrate the same way. People would, now that they had a unique controller, of course, your experience with that game was great. And then so you, it's,

you're associating with the melee. And not to mention people afterwards, people stop playing melee. And then people still play it primarily on that controller. Right. Because of the smash game. Because that's how they played it. Like it's,

again, I understand. People play other smash games. People, other smash games on that controller too. No, you know, I understand.

So it's like, people is the biggest smash game. was that? It wasn't SMAT. It wasn't 64. That was the intro. Yeah, that's true. Mele is the second biggest problem.

I would say that was the one, to me that was the one with shit. Not ever, not ever, but it's the one that really created that fighting game community. I agree. Exactly.

That's where I was like, that's when things like really blew off where people wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Because when I was, I saw a lot of people, of course, playing Smash when I was, I would go to the Boys and Girls Club on 64.

But it was, it's still, there was still street fighter was still king people everyone still really want to play street fighter and then I think around the GameCube cabin like fuck I literally no one talking about street fighter anymore it was just like no one cares I never saw Street Fighter anywhere really

other than like say the people who were actually competing I was like oh man street fighter suffering right now yeah they did not they did not handle this look post post this thing this thing feels really good so what do this animal and this animal, and this animal

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'm kind of sad that the PS5 controller is like so, I don't know. I feel like it feels so much worse than this.

The Dual Shock 4, PS4, PC4, If I'm being honest, the PS4 controller feels a little hollow. It feels a little hollow to me now. Yeah. It feels a little hollow. But it's still a great controller, but it feels like it weighs nothing sometimes. It does feel like it's, it does feel pretty light, but it's like, I don't know, man. And then the PS4 controller feels like it's literally like there's just a bunch of opi space in it.

And it's like, who the fuck made this? The PS4 controller is like when people like try to lift a heavy jug, but it's empty until they like fly. You know what I mean? that's the feeling I get when I look at it too hard I didn't know who was that strong fond of the the Xbox 1 1S or X thingy whatever I'm right here baby

I fuck that's the main one I absolutely love the series yeah this is this is plugged in right now I love all the I didn't even know that I didn't even realize it's like vaguely translucent I miss when they did when they did that

the 90s aesthetic thing yeah yeah I like that like seeing what's going on in my shit I like singles going on having no cool the fuck I'm seeing the same time. Basically. It's like, you look at it and you're like, I'm smart because I can see my technology.

I can see it. Anyway, let's, well, now that we've incurred the wrath of, yeah, GameCube fans, all,

all like 20, 20, 20 of you. No, there's a bunch of retroactive ones now. There's a few of them that are going to be mad, the intent cards are going to show up. Listen,

you're going to be like, You don't understand this. They make high quality stuff. Nintendo's internet is actually good. Oh, yeah. See, that's what I'm saying.

I don't want to entertain people like that. It's like, why can't you just acknowledge that you like shit? It's that simple. Even if like, okay, the design is trash, but you love it.

I have nothing to say to you if you're like, yeah, it's a fucking terrible design, but I love it. Great. Yeah. I love, I love,

I don't know what you're talking about. You're black and Hispanic. You guys don't know what you're talking about. You don't understand refined Japanese quality. That's, That's their prime. That's their prime argument. It's like,

you don't understand. You're black and Hispanic. You're black and Hispanic. You're both. You got me there. You got me. Yeah. You got me.

It's Walter White. You got it. All right. Let's see. N-word Cisorhands rode in. Nice. Starting off strong. So cool.

Derek, seeing you take Tokies is crazy, man. man, I got to get rid of this anxiety. I still got a little bit left over. I got to burn it off. Taking your fucking tokey. Look at you. You're a 17-year-old. I'm going to start chain smoking on the show.

You should, man. You should. I think it'll be good. I wonder what it'll do for me. I think it'll power you up. Yeah, I think so. I think so. I could use some power.

Yeah. I've heard that from all the, I live by a recovery home and those people are loud and active. And so clearly, they're smoking all the time. so inward his own and he says

I just remember Chris has a YouTube channel and watch a few of the vids really funny shit even the ads were entertaining oh thank you Chris should stop being gay and make more of those

yeah yeah I should that would be cool anyway moving on yeah I've been thinking about trying to revive my channel

with something that's you know something that's just like I enjoy yeah I will say like there's stuff I've like had

like just sitting on in my editing window where I'm like yeah I kind of want to do this, but also, like, I don't know. What's, I, I am having my mind kind of shifted a little bit. Because maybe I just haven't been watching as much YouTube content as I thought. I guess I've been watching more news and playing more games.

And I, I've watched fewer and fewer videos. But people, I feel like, are forgetting how to make YouTube videos. Because I swear to God, like, I'm, I put on a video sometimes and or it's something I'll be excited to see. Like it'll be like, oh, like a marathon like lore thing. I was like, oh, cool. I like, I like, I typically like these. And it's just a dude like fumbling.

He's like, he doesn't cut out the ums or Oz. And then he's just like, what I meant to say was this. And he leaves it in. And it's like, you know what I mean? It's like there's no. There's no. I don't want to say theatrics because that's not necessarily the right word, but like kind of. You know, there's like,

no presentation. Yeah, yeah. Put into it. And it's just like, why are you even doing this? And it's not just that, by the way. I've seen it elsewhere. It's just like, I call it like webcam slop. Where it's just like, oh, it's, it's, I just turned on OBS and I recorded and that's it.

And now some people can do it. And because they've been doing it for a long time and that's their style. I appreciate that. That's fine. Critical is one of those people. Like, he's mastered that shit. He's been doing it for fucking ever. It's like, that's fine.

But like, if you're going to make a video about something, you know, like, that's about like, oh. the history of whatever. I'm expecting a presentation because you've titled it and thumbnailed it in such a way where I'm expecting a presentation of like history or lore or facts or like an event. And it's just a guy. So, hey guys, it's me. Long pause.

So, yeah, I was looking through Twitter. No, I wasn't Twitter. I was looking through Reddit and I saw it. And it's like, why didn't just cut that out? Record it again. I think about like how many times I sat and recorded the same third. three lines over and fucking over again for a YouTube video. And like it.

Yeah, I think we're in the age of, what do you call it? Low effort. Vods where people just clip their streams. So even if they're not streaming, it feels the exact same way. Yeah. Yeah. I've noticed, I've noticed that significantly for, content is for people, dude.

Unfortunately. Yeah. It is what content is now. Not unfortunate. It just is what it is. I don't know. It's a little unfortunate. I'm like even though like I've watched I've watched people like do videos where they're um I've seen like I've seen AI podcast damn near have like fucking audio like ums and stops in it and it's like dude because of the fact that people want it to be like they don't want to make it feel like you're smarter than them or you're kind of talking down or explaining things to them so they probably would rather the form of media that seems like just you talk but that isn't that interesting it's like I feel like there's like a difference in what and what the audience wants on like a fundamental level.

Because like I feel like when I was growing up, we wanted to hear from people who were smarter than us. Like I know I did. I was excited to hear about like like people, but now it's like that's threatening or something. Well, yeah, I don't, I don't want to hear from. I don't want to hear from people. I don't want to hear from me. I want to feel like I'm smarter than the people I'm getting information from. It's like, what, if I'm smarter than the people I'm getting information from from, I don't want information from them.

You know what I don't, I don't care what like in somebody who's dumber than me has to say. Are you serious? You don't want to, it's not that you don't want, it's not, I don't know. I think it's people don't want to just feel stupid. And I think what happened is when someone talks. Don't be stupid then. But people are, but a lot of people are. That's the thing.

It's, it's, it's not the same. Like, I get what you're saying where like, I'm not going to sit down and watch a three-hour lore video from someone that knows less than I do about the thing I'm reading the video about. Because I'm like, oh, what's the point of me watching this? I know more about this than you. I'll say this. I'll say this. I have 40 minutes right now. of an entirely edited project.

It's not done, but it's 40 minutes. It's like longer than any video I've made. And it's like fully edited. It's fully scripted. It's fully like rehearsed and all that stuff. And I like I also feel like, I don't know if this is really, I don't know if people give a shit about this.

So I'm just taking my sweet-ass time with it because I just know there's no real rush. Yeah. But like it just kind of feels like that's not really the meta anymore. So like, I mean, I don't know. You'll get a video. You'll get a video when it's when I feel like, all right, this is ready. But like, I'm not, I don't know.

I hear you though. There is people don't would never contemplate or put that much thought into any project that they're working on. I mean, even to the point where I, the last real thing that I did was that veil guard review. And I'm be honest, every once in a while, I'm a little bit bothered by how shitty it was because there are things that I missed. like because of the version of the third game of Inquisition that I play on the PC, which is missing stuff because I can't connect to the Dragon Age server, the Dragon Keep that had a lot of stuff. So I made some bad assumptions.

And all I could do is just say like in the, oh, here's a posted thing or the pen comment or I talked a little bit about it on the project. But to me it felt like I didn't do my due diligence. And I feel like most people wouldn't even take two seconds to think about that because it's just like just put something out. Like oh, people don't care. Yeah. That's another thing too. It's like I don't want to be wrong.

And so like I want to make sure like I have everything and like I want to make sure that I've, I'm not presenting information. I think the biggest problem is this one from there's nothing wrong with being wrong. If you're making a video about something, it's an opinion, obviously. You're not, you're not, we're not. Most content creators are not going to fucking scour all of the facts and be able to give everything the exact way it's described. and explain it in the most collegiically fucking argumentative essay way possible. And it just

leads to everyone. It's just weird. Everyone wants to be smarter and everybody else. That's it. I want to be able to dunk on you on Twitter and get a bunch of likes. Someone to fucking insult you. Oh, you make a mistake and hearing people complain about the way others speak even. Like I, like, and I know

this is the video. You said that you're talking about a video in your instance, which is I think obviously if you're making a presentation, presented correctly. You know, you're not going to hand it an essay that has a bunch of spelling, spelling errors, you know, that's not how you do that.

You're presenting something at that moment. But if you're just talking back and forthwith somebody and they mess up on their words, that happens in real life. That's human, you know, but people are being like, oh,

you fucking stumbled on your words. Your point is invalid. It's like, my nigga, where, are you real? Have you spoken to a person in real life ever? People do that,

you know? Yeah, it's like, yeah, but I can, it's a different. No, in the videos,

you're talking about, yes, clearly, it's a presentation. You're presenting like, this thing I clearly worked on, you should, it should be cleaner. But if you're just talking in person, you know, you stumble on your words.

I guess my thing, my thing, though, is like if you're, and obviously podcasts are exempt from it, because like this is, this is radio. You know what I mean? What we're doing is having conversations. It's kind of the point of it is to be like kind of unfiltered and messy and like whatever. Yeah. But I don't know. Like if you're going to make a video about something and you're just going to be like,

I'm actually going to capture how it feels to just talk to a person. It's like, I could just talk to people. Like I don't, I don't need to go anywhere for this. maybe there are people who don't talk to anybody. Maybe that's maybe that's part of it. Maybe fewer and fewer people are social. So they just, they aren't talking to people and maybe this like fills a void and something.

Maybe there's like something psychologically there. Even that I think, even that I think is kind of like overthinking at some extent. I think there's true. I think there is truth to that. I think there's truth to that statement. But I think it might be an over, overthought.

But there's truth that. For sure, people don't really interact the same way anymore, man. Like, it's in general. Yeah. And a lot of YouTube stuff is, is like, meant to be in the background now. It's very odd.

It's a very odd space. Whereas like I used to Absolutely I used to put I used to put like flashes Like like one frame jokes and stuff Uh huh Because the whole point was for people to be watching

To be yeah You know what I mean So it's like I don't know It's just a different It's a different landscape out there You can tell the era of YouTuber dude Like you're saying that There's some like there's like basketball content

Um Damn I can't remember this channel right now But they've been around for a very long time And they still present their videos in a way that they're assuming that you're watching. And sometimes I'm doing something so my phone is closed and I'm listening. And then they're showing. And I was like, fuck.

And then I need to like pull up my phone real quick because I'm just like, and I appreciate that that they're still making it because that, because that's how it used to be. You used to watch the fucking video. And you're absolutely right. That it's mainly in the background. And I've recognized that because whatever is the last video I put out or two or something was just kind of bullshit talking about what. whatever and not putting in as much a B-roll than I normally would to show something or whatever,

because I'm like, I know motherfuckers, I don't even watch. They don't even look at the fucking screen. Dude, I would scroll through the timeline. And if I saw the same, like, you know how it gives you like the little thumbnail of like, like, uh, like when you're scrolling to the timeline. I would usually like sometimes I would go, I would go through the timeline. And I would, if it was, if the shot looked the same for too long, that would be like a problem. Oh, interesting.

Like, I would be like, it's been too long of just uninterrupted me. Or, like, I don't know. Like, there's a lot that I would do. You would just take a long time. Your only steady videos really were the glasses off. Yeah, and that was the point of them to have something like kind of easier to make that wasn't like a presentation. But like everything, even if this person who's asking for more videos, maybe you'll even notice, you can go back and look at them. If I ever jump cut, I usually cut to something else after I'm.

done with a thing. But if I cut to myself again, I change the angle. Or like I zoom out or zoom in or like I have it maybe like zooming in a little bit just to shift it just to make it move. So it's not the same exact fucking thing all the time. And it's just like, I don't know if people give a shit about that.

So like now I'm thinking like should I even. 5% of people watching will probably be like, oh, that's really like attention to the detail. They'd be like, this guy's really meticulous and I appreciate it. Yeah, but then also like I remember editing the podcast meticulously. knowing that's very true so i don't know i get conflicting information because i'm one hand like i think i am where i am because of i did all that shit but also like i feel like you guys don't care so like i don't

really know what to i don't know i don't know what to make of it it's the biggest issue i'm having with mixing music right now is knowing that most people can't tell the nuances they cannot tell at all right and but i still can't i can't help it i have i have to try to improve or try to make it better and I'm like I know it's frustrating knowing that I'm wasting my time essentially because our time's fucking valuable and I'm like oh man it's what can you do well what can you what can you do you just do there's a there's a big change man there's a big change in the way content is working and explaining and I think you taking your time off though it's reasonable it detaches you you know you get detached from how the world works at the time where content's being the made the way it does

you know, just like, well, because you're, you're more of a information, entertainment thing. And that's people, people get entertained from watching niggas sit down doing stuff now, you know, if they're watching us, you know, even right now, this is doing more, more common form of enjoyed entertainment than like, probably someone doing a production-esque video, you know? Sure, sure. Yeah.

And it's, it's, it varies. And there's nothing wrong with choosing to enjoy either side of it, you know, I would say this is good because, especially, you're working and you have the ability to listen, this is perfect because that's, that's what I would do. Like my last like real respectable job when I was at New Egg, I was able to listen to podcast. So I would load up.

I would try to find like eight hours with a podcast and just load up and find people talking about bullshit. And, uh, and so stuff like this, it works in that aspect to where you wouldn't, you would, it would probably be unfortunate. Say if we had, if this podcast was like cold ones, for example, we think about like, the way that cold ones is edited. So what do this animal and this animal

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$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. is it reminds me of like an old school YouTube video, but it's like as long as a podcast. And you can't listen to that. Like there's so much. Yeah. It's unlistenable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like cold ones, by the way. It's good. It's very good. Is it still happening? It's still happening. I haven't seen cold ones. It's still happening and it still gets a good amount of views. The last one I saw,

it's been a while since I've seen one, but like the last one I saw was they had like an art exhibition or something where they had a bunch of artists. Did you see that one? They had like a museum thing where they, they just kind of hired a bunch of artists on Fiverr to make stuff. And then they opened a museum and it's like, it's just,

it's Peter Griffin eating his kid like, like, like, chronos or whatever. And like these paintings of like these really like hyper realistic paintings of like Markiplier's face elongated and just like all this weird. They would just get drunk and pitch paintings to artists on Fiverr. Then they just ordered them and they just waited a year.

put them all in some museum and then had people go to it it's insane yeah anyway they're averaging I haven't heard from them in a long time 1.5 to 2 million so it looks like it looks like they drop one about like every two weeks or something so two weeks ago

so they're probably going to come up with one very soon then a month ago month and two months yeah biweekly they have a biweekly which to me sounds I hate the word biweekly because it sounds like twice a week it does no no biweekly means both of those well the way that we use it's like you get paid biweekly so you get paid yeah but biweekly does mean every two weeks and twice a week it means I don't know anyone that says biweekly it means twice a week I agree but the word does

it could mean it could mean literally like yeah it's fucking insane I when I first saw that I was like why would they do that there's like inflammable inflammable relatively mean the same thing yeah yeah it's a lot of Invaluble, invalienable is another one. Indeval. Indefinitely. I heard it fucking yesterday. Oh, this person got suspended indefinitely. And like, no, they didn't. They're literally permanently suspended.

Like, that's wild. It's permanently is not an indefinite amount of time. That is permanent. You know what I mean? But like, again, that's, we use, I understand how it's being used. It's fine. I don't care. Whatever. English is dumb. Maybe I care about. But you know what I mean.

English is stupid. Anyway, thanks, uh, thanks, thanks, N-word, your hands for that. Yeah, you'll, you'll get a video at somebody. I'm just not busting my ass over like hitting a schedule anymore because it clearly doesn't matter. But trust, things are happening. I'm sitting on this file that's like 40 minutes

and it's like 40 minutes of it is done and then there's like another 20 that's like not done. I'm just like, I'll get to it when I get to it. Anyway, what is this? There's a lot of interesting. Yeah, I think language is really weird. Yeah, great. I've been trying to really learn. Spanish more hardened I'm talking we're just chatting today we're chatting shit so I've been trying to learn Spanish more seriously and I've been trying to like really understand the language and I know a lot of the pro that's you fucking just just never mind my beautiful bilingual son whatever man I'm out of my my bike oh see I can lindo he would never say that my dad would never I've never heard my dad say anything that

often Spanish ever. Has your dad ever spoke Spanish? My dad can speak Spanish, yeah. Your dad speaks Potta and Spanish at the same. Like, does he speak Spanish with the Jamaican accent? That's fucking awesome. No, he sounds, he sounds Hispanic when he's busy. He's half Spanish, so it makes sense.

Blame. Blame, lame, lame. He speaks Spanish, yeah. He's from the Caribbean. Like, that's not like, that's not uncommon. Everyone knows how to speak Spanish on there. So they fucking code switch, man. I don't like that.

It's not so much code switch. as much as like when you speak spanish, when you're speaking a language, you know, you sound relatively like the way you would just speak. Like when I speak Spanish, I don't sound. Me yamor king that. That's what I want to hear. That's what I want to hear. That's what I want to hear. That is that is hog ass. That's what I want to hear. Not this cold switch and shit where he sounds all Spanish and shit. Then he sounds all fucking Jamaican when he's speaking patois. That's how it is. That's how it is. That's how language works, brother. came on a came on an N word dude bang clan but one, but two,

but three and then it cuts off. I don't know what the fuck you're going for with this one. He says, hey, so I ran into Sween the other day, but as I went to say how much I liked the show, he pushed me down, stole my last five dollars,

called me a homo, and rub some dirt in my eye. With that in mind, would you try human, flesh if given an ethical chance to do so. No. No. I just don't need to know. No. Why'd you push this guy down?

Don't worry about what I do, but. He took his last $5 and he put dirt in his eye. Where'd you get the dirt from? Having only $5 on you at any time as a grown-ass man is a fucking tragedy. Having only $5 on you as a grown-ass man, but then also it's your last $5. It's crazy. That $5 should be in a fucking bank account, brother. You should not be out and about unless you're at work.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, quite literally. Get a fucking job. Get a job, loser. What if he's panhandling? That was his job. That was his, his, his, his, his, he's, he's, he fashioned, he full, he, he origami folded his five dollars into a bowl for money.

That's crazy. And it looks like it's porcelain. Like, he does a really good job. And it's like, what the hell? All right. Well, he's fucking guy. You just broke it. But listen, I haven't finished reading it.

With that in mind, would you try a human fresh if, if given an, if, an ethical chance to do so. Like, say if Lyle loses the lower half of his torso and manage to convince the doctors to give it to him, on account of his sick-ass new robocop body, are you joining him for ass cheek stew? Listen, I'm not going to eat person.

I'm not going to eat a person. Especially a person I know. That's fucking barbaric. Yeah. I already, like, there are certain animals I don't want to eat, so, you know, like, I definitely would need a human. Today, we're exploring deep in the North American wilderness among nature's wildest plant,

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tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I'm not even, like, remotely curious. I don't even eat pussy. Like, what the fuck I'm going to eat a person? Hey, yo.

It's fucking insane. What am I doing, man? Yeah, your partner must really be happy with you. Yeah, she has to deal with it. Too bad. You fucking like, I ain't touching your pussy, but you're sucking my dick. You sucking this dick, though. I appreciate that.

I appreciate that. Better. There's a clip of old inside gaming that I think about a lot. Oh, my God, inside gaming. Where they were just talking about like, what's the oral etiquette? Like, who goes first? And the guy goes like Somebody I think it's Bruce

He goes like There is no first I get it and that's it Exactly The fuck are we doing this whole song and dance We're not fucking Hey yo We're not fucking doing this

Oh your turn my turn bullshit Fuck that dude What is this? What is this? Baldersgate Exactly What are we playing a JRP nigga No

What the fuck is this is so stupid I'm so sick at everybody being like You got our shit respect to your partner by fucking looking their labia. Nick, uh, no, I don't. That's fucking

crap. That is crazy. That's so cartoonish the way you're strong. So fucking defiant. Strong words. Strong,

dude. No, I don't. Heath watching Venezuela from a Japanese Taco Bell wrote and he says, Hey there, Steve Smith, Sean Soko and Oblivion remake, Ork.

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Nonstop deployments and missions thanks to Governor Hot Wheels. Nice. And our Pito and Chief. And it's only getting worse with current events. long episodes have gotten me through many long shifts. Y'all seriously are the highlight of my week. Thanks for the last. P.S., I don't support the death called in office, by the way, just trying to pay for college. No, man, I feel you money.

The world is, the world has taught me a couple things in the last, like, several years, and that it's just like, man, you know, if, uh, if, if, if good people aren't in those situations, then it's just going to, it's, it's, it's bad people in those situations. And then it's, it's worse in some way. Even if it's menial, it is worse. Like, it's, it is what it is. like it's fine. The world is like you've got a scheme. You've got to be a, you got to be less ethical than I feel like we were taught to be, which is unfortunate.

I envy those people. I envy, I wish I could do that. Like, genuinely, I'm not even making a joke. I think I could. I think I'm getting to the point where it's just like, I'm, all right. I'm not there yet, man. I want to be there. What the fuck am I doing?

I don't even believe in an afterlife. So like, what the fuck am I? What am I trying to save my soul from nothing? Like, what am I doing? I want to be there. Until we get to the point. Until we get to the point where we can truly destroy the system as it is, we unfortunately have to play the games of the system. As much as it sucks, how much as it makes us all feel gross because we have spirit, we have souls and our bodies, our minds are like this is not right.

Unfortunately, you can't just break the system without understanding what it is first and involving yourself to a degree, you know? We have to play by the system. We can't. The bare minimum for me is like, I don't even know. I don't know if this really makes it better because it is ultimately like actions or actions or whatever, but like. I would rather somebody in a position of power do shit that haunts their conscience as opposed to somebody who gleefully takes part in it at the very fucking least. I agree. It's a bummer that that's like the best that you could hope for really.

But like, because dude, there are some people up there who just like very clearly are sleeping perfectly fine. You know, like Trump doesn't think at all. Trump doesn't care at all. Like I don't imagine that he's ever lost sleepover decision that he's made or like a, you know what I mean? Like I just don't believe that. I don't think he feels anything. Like I don't think there's any like there's any. I wonder, you know.

I wonder about that only because it did surprise me when he was very candid about. Yeah. Because that was a very human moment where I'm like, oh, you're very self-aware of how evil you are. However. Yeah. it's just a truly evil person wouldn't even fucking say anything about that because they're like, what are we talking about? I don't care.

Like what do you even mean? Heaven. Like I is heaven. We're talking about it. You know what it is? That's like six year old pre-corrupted Trump like stuck in there somewhere. Like it's a head out. It almost makes me feel because some people are saying, oh, Trump's compromised in a way by Mossad or whatever.

This is that. I'm like, that gives me a little bit like, oh, maybe. Maybe he wouldn't be doing as. Because like, think of 2016. I feel like that was like Trump-level corruption. You know what I mean? And what's going on now? It just doesn't really make sense.

Because I always say, there's certain things that he's doing that don't line his own pockets. And that's where I like, I side eye where I'm like getting Greenland doesn't do anything for him. Going after like there are certain things where I'm like, this is your billionaire buddies that clearly seemed like they have a hold on you. And so there is that. But I would say, like you said, the little kid in him. So maybe like 1% It popped up in that moment And then he he did the last thing he needed to do to bury it for good

You know Yeah The last bit of whatever speed he takes It killed off the last of that part of him or something Whatever he had to do It's really it's really gross But it's under I mean like I've lost count of the amount of people I've molested

It's kind of crazy It gets wild It's kind of crazy It gets wild My KD is insane I'm tripping on these people these niggas, I'm wilding. I'm tripping, I'm sliding. I'm falling on.

These niggas like, wow, yeah. I was playing Resident Evil 9, and I thought, I don't want to play as a woman. I don't like this. But you can make her naked, so. I'm in. That's okay. I saw Derek Blackman was modding Grace, and I thought, wow. We're going to war with Nexus mods.

I do. It does cross my mind sometimes. Boots on the ground at Nexus Mods. We're going to send in fucking SEAL Team 8 or whatever. Whatever we're doing. Whatever we're on. Seal Team 16. I don't know how that even works. I have no idea.

Because the SEALs have been around so long. I don't know what. Yeah. There's so many. That was the thing that kind of confused me. I was like, Seal Team 6? It's 2009. There's only even six seal teams?

That's little kid stupid. Didn't like a bunch of them after they took out Osama? Wasn't it like 2011 or something? Like a bunch of them died in like a helicopter crash or something? Was there something like that happened? It was something like that. I think it was like they went into a submarine to go see the Titanic and then they all explode. You guys did a very good job.

How about we're going to take a trip down to a trench and don't bring any oxygen. Don't worry. Don't worry. We're safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mad cats, fucking controller. It was a fucking Logitech controller.

No, No, MadCats, bro. You remember MadCats? MadCats, bro. You remember MadCats? MadCats was bad, but Logitech was like, let me tell you something about... I guess back in the day. Logitech back in the day,

that was like, MadCats was at least gaming oriented. You know what I mean? Like, they at least had like a foothole. Like, Logitech was like, that was like getting like a... That's like getting a Kenmore television or something. You know, it's like an insane, like why the fuck would you get a Kenmore television?

At least get a bio or something. You're right. But yeah. You're right. I did buy a Logitech controller and it absolutely didn't work. So yeah. I had one Logite controller in my life. It was a wireless Xbox original controller.

And you needed to plug in a dongle with like this big ass adapter just to get it to like read. And it fucking sucked. the form factor on that thing was terrible I wonder if I still have it It's probably in a box somewhere I might have it too I might have it But it's like it dude

That thing sucks more than any Madcats were flimsy And they didn't last a long time But they worked for like at least a little bit It's good point Yeah Logetects were just shit from the get go It's just like wow this feels like dog pussy to hold I fucking hate this dude

This is ass This is ass This is ass Dom This is ass Dom I know where she is. Follow me and I'll kill a nigga for you.

Dom. Don. Dr. Erica Kirk is here. Ew. Dude. Dude, that guy is tripping, man. That guy's neck is going to hurt him something fierce when he's 80. He's misbehaving, dude.

Who are you? You're not on you? Erica Kirk. Oh, no. They're sinking cities with Erica Kirk. Yeah, her. selling children. People don't talk about that part. Oh, yeah. Actively.

I mean, that's why she got the hookup. Trump was like, wow, you did what to Romanian children? Wow. It's amazing. Wow. Wow, you want to hang out? You want to hang out. Wow, you want to hang out.

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food comes from. Learn more about their delicious dairy at ov.c.c. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. He's like doing a little thing. He does this. He's like, I was wondering maybe if you want to do a hangout with me and smoke weed and play burnout revenge on the PS2. Stop.

Stop. I was wondering if you'd like to chill. There's a sword of the berserk on Dreamcast. I don't know if you know about this guy guts. He's amazing. Would you like to maybe go back to my crib and go back to my crib and watch berserk? I don't want to be rude, but that makes him a mind. I like the horse.

I like the horse scene. I like the horse scene. I like the horse in berserk. I think he's kind of cool. I identify with him because his dick is so big. So is mine. Mine is really it's bigger though, I swear.

I swear to you. Don't look. Don't look. My dick is longer than most horses. Period. Not even horses penises, but horses period. I have a 40 foot pee pee and I wrap it around my waist. People think I'm fat, but it's really

just my pee-be wrapped around me many times. It gives me my crazy girth. If you were Trump, wouldn't you just put like a baggett in your pants like fuck it you know like who cares just start full on bugging yeah like why not

I've been watching he did rivalry and I can't stop coming and going and going that's our president we love fucking queer hockey or whatever

that's my president one guy gets so excited he stands up out of a skeleton Huh? Would Marcus Phoenix be a Republican? I think he would actually. Would he be MAGA, you think? What do you think?

I think maybe. I don't think he'd be a Republican. I think potentially because look, from the perspective of the humans on Sarah, illegal immigrants are probably very scary. But humans are the illegal immigrants there, though. No, but I understand. But like, all I'm saying is like, I could see it. I could see it. Master Chief, I don't think has political.

I think he's just like he's a tool of whatever government's in power. Like, I don't think it really matters. matters. Right. But, but, but Marcus for sure feels a certain way. Dom, for sure, for sure, you know, he's a Hispanic, he's a white passing Hispanic whose wife was murdered by illegal invaders. You can't, you cannot tell me that guy would not be back. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love Dominic Santiago. He's, he's so Cuban-Cubing. They're back of people. He's fucking, he's in, he's in Miami, he came from Cuba. He hates everything liberal or anything. or anything associated to Socialism Stop doing this to me

The socialist got her man I don't know what to do him man The socialist got her He thinks they're He thinks they're Socialist Locust

Don't worry Dom These Marxist Socialist He's doing him Having a panic attack You know the scene Where he's like

Yeah Yeah he's just like He's having a full panic attack God, it's so fucking funny. He can't sleep. Marcus has to hold him that he go for him to go to sleep. He's tripping that about socialist. But then they meet, but then they meet his, their evil, their evil like doppelgangers.

And it's, it's, uh, it's Marxist Phoenix. Marxist Phoenix. That's crazy. Does he look like Carl Marx? Does he have like a fucking beard or something? No, he's just got like a red bandana or something. I don't know. He's just, he's just a color swap.

It's just a talent swap of him. It's a. It's a complete ballot swap. He's got like maybe, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, whatever. Who cares? It doesn't matter. Marxist Phoenix is so insane.

I like that. We got to get that drawn. I have to see Marxist Phoenix. Marxist Phoenix is definitely. Dom, they're invading. That shit almost took me out. God damn. That's my president.

Marxist Phoenix? The Locusts. Donald Trump. The loxist is just one. Universal health care, Marcus. They're sinking the city with socialist policies. They're sinking the cities with Haitians. Marxist is like, we're just trying to make things better for everyone.

I don't, they're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. Nice. Nice. Nice job, Obama. Obama's. He's. Blaming Obama.

Where are you born? Fucking, fucking Dom blows himself up and he's like, thanks, Obama. God damn it. He hates Obama for killing Dom. They're fucking,

they're like, they see the locust and there's like trans. And they're just fucking like, I don't know. Pussy. They just have pussies. They're dressed really disrespectfully or like, like fucking gowns on.

What the fuck? What the fuck? Trance. Look what they're doing. Look what they've done. Our way of life. Stop. Please stop.

I love the AT of a trans. Gay. Gay. Right. Right. Right. Right. No.

There's like Only fans What is it? Models Or like not only fans models But like there's like horror logists Oh yeah Horloogists

Yeah They're like grog And like Oh God Yeah It's everywhere Whatever happened To Christian values

Oh man I'd I would play this shit I would play this shit of a Christian Republican in Gears of War game. I would love it because it would be like one of those things where it would be like a hell divers where it's obvious like

that they're being made fun of but then those fucking assholes wouldn't get it. They wouldn't get it. Yeah. The thing about it too is that like I wish, yeah, I don't know. I just I don't know if they would be mega really but like I think they would be Republicans. I think they would be conservative. They would totally be conservative. I mean they're yeah.

They live lifestyles that would like encourage the actual conservative mindset. They're, they're trauma. And they're in their entire lives based on fear. They would be conservative. Like you have foreign invaders kind of technically, you know what I mean? You're you're constantly worried about the fucking floor opening up in front of you and new people you've never seen before coming up and killing you. And it's not it's not conducive to like welcoming.

Do you think white Christian Republicans see Mexicans as locust like it looks like that's like through their eyes. If you got to use their eyes like that's what it looks like. That's why they're so adamant. Why are people fucking these things? Why are people like, why are we, why are we giving, like, why are we paying money to see these things before? They look, they're terrified. You know, like, you go to a show. You go to, like, I don't know, who's a Mexican, who's a Mexican, like, artist?

That's popular. That's popular. Like a Hispanic artist. Like, bad bunny. You do a bad bunny show. You do a bad bunny show. And then it's just a locust going, like, gru. That's all there.

stage just like stopping back and forth. They watch the Super Bowl. We're hearing, we're hearing fucking, we're hearing banners. And like they're hearing just like growling and like, they're seeing like explosion. In the background,

they're seeing like the chainsaw baby. They're just like, they're just like, how is anyone okay with this? They're monsters. This guy stepped on a baby and chainsawed it. What the fuck? It would be,

it would be. It would explain a lot. Because as it stands right now, it's just like, why do you have a problem with this guy? He's speaking with a list. He's singing a song. He's not doing anything. You're like, what the fuck? All these people are minding their business.

No, don't you see what they're doing? Can't you see? How do we? He would have been January 6, Marcus. He would have charged. Oh, that would have been. That would have been. It would have been a mess.

It would have been a mess. Start running. I love that. He does the kick at the door and then Ashley Babbitt jumps in and dies. He jumps, she jumps in front of him, my mistake. Yeah. He chainsaws, he chainsaws through the door and Ashley Babbitt still. He was right there.

Nice. That's insane, dude. Imagine seeing him fucking cover switching real fast into the fucking, into the fucking, Dude, that would be dangerous. General, wall bouncing. Wall bouncing, that's what it's called. If those cog dudes were there, it would, it's over. What do you mean?

I'm like, well, Trump's going to become president forever now. Because we can't stop them. We have helicopter footage live over the Capitol. There seems to be a lot of people wall bouncing into the Capitol building. We, we go to Chet, you betcha, now for the, you know, ground report. He's getting chainsawed. Nice. And, yeah, it's not going well, Tom.

It's not going well. It looks like the Capitol is being overtaken, like, easily. It looks like the Capitol is being overtaken with, like, really weird net code issues. People are, like, bouncing, and they're, people are rubber banding back as they're running into the Capitol. That's crazy. I wouldn't know what to... I wouldn't know what to think. You see that you're looking at on TV and I'm like, I...

Like, I'm aware of what's happening because I'm aware of Gears of War, but also what? I would never watch the news again. If I saw the news and people were Wall... Gears and War Wall bouncing into the Capitol on January 6th, the Duccheed sawing through the doors. And the doors and the doors look like unreal Engine Gears or two doors. I didn't even look particularly real. I mean, like, I'm either clearly too insane to really be paying. attention to this or everything is so dumb that it's it's not worth my time yeah i'd watch the

old's after that for sure the latter watch old old news report i'd watch the old news i'd watch the old i'm watching only the old right now i don't want anything to do with this i just saw a man's i just saw a man kick a fucking clicker into the fucking oval office like i don't know what the fuck's going on like i don't it's this is it's over it's a lot for me it's a lot for me whole lot get out of here, man, that's enough, right? Today, we're exploring deep in the North American wilderness among nature's wildest, plants, animals, and cows? Uh, you're actually on an organic valley dairy farm,

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. One. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large

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Of all of Derek's terrible media tastes, I think my favorite has to be the Grace's gameplay is Grace from RE9. Is that what you said? I don't think you said that. What do you say? Grace's gameplay is Grace. Did you say that? I don't even remember what I don't know what it means Grace's gameplay is Grace.

What do you saying? Let me, let me reread this. Is there more to it? There is more to this. Yeah, let's read the whole thing, I guess.

Derek's terrible. It takes, I think my favorite has to be Grace's gameplay is Grace from R.E.9. Considering literally every single person who has played and reviewed the game even casually prefers her sections. That's, I mean, what are you talking about? I feel like that's,

that can't. Let me finish. Let me finish. And I would love to reply because I got it to. Yeah, yeah. Uh, every single person who's played, it's not every single person. Every single person who's played and reviewed the game even casually prefers her sections, both due to her side being objectively more balanced slash heart pounding than Leon's.

And the fact that she's a fantastic character, I have to, I have to ask, is there no limit for you black man. Also, the fuck you mean grace is stupid. There's literally tons of memes online about how all the newbies in an R.E. game, she's by far the smartest. She's not at all. Like, oh, but she fell down some stairs. Yeah, no shit. She's an office analyst. Look, before you go in, let me just say, I don't know anything about this.

I still have yet to play at Disneyville Nine. But from what I've seen, she's in the FBI. She's in the FBI. She's endless, yes. She's not starting from a position of just like fish out of water necessarily. So she's the same as Leon. She's started the same place as Leon did. She's infinitely worse than Leon.

Well, no, she's starting from the same place that Leon is. That's where I disagree, though. That's where I feel like, that's where like my big. disagreement. I'm like, oh, like anything. I'm like, no, it's, I think that they wrote her in a way that I, there's, there's character, like, there's characters nervous, rec, clueless, fumbling through, but still coming on on top, the way that she's written. I don't like that trope specifically, but I understand what they're going for. Like, I'm just like, okay, yeah, fair enough. I get that and everything. But just, besides the point, just to like cap it off with

what the person was saying that, uh, because, how we were kind of talking about it's like oh a lot of people the reviewers that he obviously was listening to or the people that he watched they said that they prefer grace better I just think maybe those people are more into horror genre stuff and that's why they would prefer that more but like I play video games not to be anxiety-rended and to have like jump scares and stuff I like them for more like the

Resident Evil genre for just blowing zombies up and doing crazy shit I let's rest rest why Resident Evil 4 was such a huge step up in the genre for many people. And it's before I'll just talk about myself that I thought the things that Leon can do, suplexing motherfuckers kicking their heads off. And all that cool ass shit was awesome. And so I loved that medium of Resident Evil. And so playing Resident Evil 6 is kind of like that on steroids in a way that the kind of moves that he's doing and the interactions.

And much more zombies are coming at me. Like it feels much more like, oh shit. like how am I going to get out of this, then more like Grace just kind of get some space, separate yourself, and then do a few things to survive. Like I'm like, I prefer just playing Leon a lot more. It's as a video game. I'm doing way more as Leon way, way, way more. And that just feels more fun for me.

And so like I don't understand how the person writing in would be like, that's a bad take. I'm like, it comes down to preference. So the fuck. Yeah, I agree with that 100%. It does come down to preference. Like I like Leon a lot. I mean, I love mercenary. regularizing before remake that is like my

I play that shit regularly still you do you do don't you mad fun I have S's with every single character and have double S's with like each Leon and each Ata one like I play that shit a lot oh wow fucking awesome Lily's like I'm like Lily watch me beat up these Spaniards I can't yeah I can't contribute I just genuinely don't know yeah that's I'm like I can't wait for you

to like get into it so you I would definitely love to hear your um your thoughts about grace and like how how she feels in it and everything too. My... I'd fuck her mom, though. My read on the... Early. Early.

Early. My reading situation is that she seems like, uh, this exact character doing, acting the exact same way would be fine if it was just in the beginning. And not like at the end of the timeline where everybody's kind of, yeah, acclimated. She's a, she's a new character. She's a new character. And she feels a little jarring because she's a new character. But she feels, what I'm hearing is, and from what I've seen, too, is like she feels

jarringly new considering like we've had new characters to Resident Evil earlier on in the timeline where fewer and fewer people knew about what was going on and they acted a little bit more competently in the situations than she is. Yeah. But that's what I if they swapped Grace with with Ethan, like say they were just

literally the characters were different grace Grace is Ethan now. And you enter into Ethan skin. Get an Ethan skin on that. But like say you don't you don't think Ethan was tripping to? No, but he made sense. He was literally clueless. And I think that was what's perfect. Like he was just like racist is I know she can't look I understand what you're saying.

I don't think breaks can't be clueless because she's related to and she's involved in in the intelligence community. She can't be clueless. Yeah but that stuff is. Like she's just like you didn't even seem curious about the shit that she was involved in. Even which is related to anybody, Ethan, even which was just some random guy. He was just married to a bitch that was involved with that shit. And that's why I don't have a problem with Ethan at all because he's like what the fuck's happening? Even in like saying seven when he first gets his fucking arm sawed off and then he puts it back on it like I'm like, all right. I'm like, right this is what's going on like he's he's he's just that's seven happened the first time it happened

eight yeah it happens seven it happens in the beginning of seven yeah and it's like yeah it's one of the moniker thing on his arm yeah it's getting to so i'm like who's this nigger like who what's going on like i to me it was that's the part that gets me about eight is like he's like confused and it's like dude he's confused and the moment when you get ditty demetress cuts your arm off and you're just in the thing and you're like so what do this animal and this animal and this animal have in common they all live on an organic valley farm

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. And then his jacket attaches.

And I was like, excuse me. I love the fact that they managed that they did that because they could have easily just not. They could have easily just cut his arm off at the point where, you know what I mean? Like it where it didn't include some of his jacket. It used to have the jacket. But they went out of their way. They went out of their way to specifically model a separate item. They, they modeled, they went in 3D modeled, Ethan's severed hand with like a sliver of jacket attached.

like they like they didn't think it's so no i think they did i actually hyper think they did maybe they probably did i mean how can you not how can you not really right but yeah i don't know resident evil's all fucking it's all weird it's all weird and all over the place i'm excited i'm excited to play i think i might just like cave and just buy it on pc and just maybe play it on steam deck or something you got a couple days right you don't i don't think it works on steam deck man i don't oh it doesn't unfortunately i wouldn't put i can stream like oh the internet here the internet here in my house I've been playing marathon on my steam deck. Okay, it's possible.

The internet here is fucking crazy. I don't know. I guess it's because no one else is like my parents aren't using it. I guess. But yeah, I've been streaming perfectly fine, so I might just do that. Because I do want to play it.

I do it's really, it's really, I'm getting antsy about it. And I'm just like, I'll just do it. There are some moments in that game that are like actually. I'm saying just every, there are some moments in that game that are like.

I'm excited about it. I love about that game is, is I just, I just, I fuck. I just love Leon. as a character. He's just, it's just his snarky bullshit. And it's just good. But do you know what I was, do you know, I was thinking through some of that? Because I just

had nothing to contribute. So you guys were arguing with each other. I'm looking at, I'm looking at the black community, tear each other apart over, over Resident Evil. I'm going, I'm looking on the news and I'm seeing Latinos calling ice on other Latinos. And all I can think, all I could think of this entire time is Israelis would never do this to each other. They wouldn't, man. They would be like, you know what? You don't think Jewish were in her, inner fight. Are you? No, you understand. Do you understand what Jewish people are?

You understand. You understand what I'm saying. You understand. They would, they would find some bullshit way to, like, uplift one another. They'd be like, all right, you, you come with me. You come with me. Come with me. Let's start the CIA.

Let's move on. Stop, dude. That's good. You ever heard of, you ever heard of Mossad? You ever have a Mossad? Do you see Ben Shapiro try to say that messade isn't real? Did you see that? What do you mean?

What do you? I saw him so you're like, they don't do that. They did that a long time ago, but they don't do that anymore. It's not real. Oh, yeah. There's no. There's no. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Does they give, did your eyebrows tell you that? Yeah. Yeah.

Denying the massage. His eyebrows are like venom. It's freaking, it's a piece of that in Yahoo. Shut the fuck up. There's no black ops. There's nothing. Nothing. Nothing happens.

I, I am an, I am an eyebrow broot. Oh, eyebrow brood. Cool. We didn't sterilize the black Israelis that moved here. We didn't sterilize the black disabled here. That never happened. That never happened. Anyway, we'll just get to this final ride.

Yeah. Big boss wrote and he says, Hey, yo, fuckos. I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring for one, for the whole useful members of society that listen to the podcast thing. Now, I could lie and say, say some shit like I'm a scientist or I fly planes or whatever, but I sell hell of weed legally and other substances,

not legally and build gundams while I listen to the podcast. Fire. Fire. You know what? Fire. Fire. Once I was listening to an extra ammo while I had a client over and Derek was actually the one to say the N-word.

So thanks. All right. That's all. Love you. I wonder how this podcast comes across to like white people listening to it and other people overhearing white people listening to it because they can't hear. They don't, they don't see us. Yeah.

You know what I mean? They hear me. They probably know I'm white. They probably, you know. They can hear a black person on me. But they don't know if they don't necessarily know if, you know, they wouldn't know. Yeah. They can hear it on me for sure.

Well, totally. You? Hold on. Let me close. Close my eyes. They can hear I'm a black person. I have Negro American trouble. Hold on.

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That was the entire last episode I did want to acknowledge Somebody wrote in about that But we've got some other questions We'll get to you next time I think we'll round it out here I got to get out here I'm surprised I haven't made a porn called

job of the slut yet. I'm surprised that hasn't happened yet. I think I'll start it up. I'm not going to look it up, but like you know what you got in job of the slot. That's definitely real. It's definitely real. You didn't one city. I could potentially. I heard it's pretty short. I could probably do it in two settings. If I really like, yeah, if you lock it in. If I really, if I really wanted to lock in, I don't think I can really. Like I don't have the time over there. Like, I'm going to be flying soon, I think. Um, but

Whatever. We'll see. Does it really not run on Steam Deck Native? Is that like a thing? I think so. It just requires too much. I feel like I checked. It's a bummer. Requires too much, I think. I don't even know where my Steam Deck is for being on this. The fuck is this shit. I'm getting emails now from like the sacred Patreon thread and I don't want that. I have the, I have the, what are they going to make the new one of that console? It's fucking weird to me.

The new what? I lose Steam Deck. Oh, I've, a while. A while. Because we've heard about the steam machine For a while, and that still isn't out. So, like, I would imagine, like, it's going to be like, maybe, like, I would, I would guess, like, maybe two, three years. Yeah, going to be a minuto for sure.

And then we'll even see if that's even possible by the time, like, this administration gets done ravaging the country to the point and making the economy impossible to fucking navigate. Yeah. We'll see. America's in a funny, honey, honey, honey spot. I love everything crashing around us. Yes, yay. Very cool. It's so fun.

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One dollar, that's nothing. That's like, that used to be what you would pay for. That used to be, that used to be a lot of money. Yeah, we were never alive when it was a lot of money, but it was, it was once a fun of time. I was alive when I could buy things for a dollar that I could enjoy, but like it didn't last a long time. Like, I think by the time I was like maybe like 12 or 13, like that kind of went away. Yeah. We got old.

Some size bag of chips. That was my favorite. 99 cents. yeah a diesel side bag of it's like 269 for the same bag I remember I remember paying like 70 cents for like a or like 80 cents for like a Hershey bar I remember when it was like 80 cents

or like less than a buck and you'd get you'd give a dollar and you get change back yeah yeah yeah remember remember remember candy bars at the store dude that show was so late oh my god that's such a good time remember when you got a penny and you'd be like oh a penny

yeah yeah Yeah. I'm gonna keep this because it might add up to something. If I see a penny on the ground now, I fucking spit on it and leave. My grandma used to have like, if she was the person that would have the big thing of change. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My parents had that too.

They had like a 10 gallon like water bottle full of change. I remember when I went to New York one time and when you handed it in and I got like $400. And I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck you had this? Yeah, it's a bunch of dollars, stuff like that. But also she just didn't care about money. So she never was like a person that like needed money a ton. She was like, I'll just do this.

Rob the fuck out of her, you know what I mean? You would probably get shot. Fair enough. Fair enough. Oh, by the way, Chris, you can play it on there. It just, you know, there's graphics issues. I don't know if that's going to come through. I don't know if that's going to come through on the recording because I just don't know, but Derek just cut out again in the middle of that.

I don't know what was so funny about that. timing. Because we're going to have the full, we're going to have the full audio. He's like, we're going to have the full audio track. So he's not going to cut out for the audience, but he just completely cut out.

Man, how was funny. Keepers, creepers. Oh, God. I needed that. I need that. What the fuck have? Why does this keep happening, man? I don't know.

That was hilarious from our perspective, though. It was such an abrupt cutoff. I don't, where did it cut off? I don't remember. You were just saying like, you were talking about the graphical stuff on the steam deck. Oh,

I was just saying that you can play. You can play Reserville 9 on there. What happened again? Yeah, it was just, oh, as long as, as long as I can make it run at a reasonable frame rate,

like even just like a solid 30, like I don't really care. I can't do 30 no more, man. I'll see, I'll look at it. I mean, I can't do 30 either, but like,

ah, that's steam deck is fine. That shit gives me fucking migraines. It's not a first person. shooter where I got to be fast. Right. Turn into a racist. I don't know why.

Oh, is that right? It's definitely not my choice. It's definitely happening. Oh, did they unlock the fucking, did they unlock the marathon map? So what do this animal and this animal and this animal

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Kanoly Joe drowning 1,000 ice agents in oil. God, my voice, my voice. Uh, the king of haphazard, gay actor Rosebud, delicious, brutally molested by 16 autistic clowns. Sorry I can't. I had a burrito in my ass. the pipe, the meat in my ass, where men excrete in my ass, I hear the groan and in my ass of a thousand spurters.

Heath watching Venezuela from a Japanese Taco Bell, Gids, Trump voice. The purple people eater will pay. Derek should make a vid on low-tier God. There's no way Sweeney fits on that bed. Sweeney's going to have white conquistador kids LaMao. Are they building Sween's dog? Go ahead. Speak a little Chinese form, Derek.

And rounding off our list, as always the king of have hazard, got fired for honoring, for honing. Oh, gooning, right? That's what we established. Yeah. Got fired for gooning to AI trans Chris with triple D's and an 18 inch flaccid BB. Triple D's so, like, you can, guys, like, you got a. Yeah, triples are big, man. That's pretty crazy.

It was a big, man. If you got them, you know, show them. You know what I mean? Like a C is fine. You don't got to, you don't got to. to like goon it up that hard. I mean, some people are more fans of adverse than others, and I can respect that.

Yeah. I mean, I big boobies that when I, you know, I go, whoa. But I don't, I don't need them. But, you know, when I see them, I'm like, hey. You know, like, I'm, I'm, I'm a, I'm a, I'm, what can I say?

I, I have greed. I'm greed. I like greed. I wanted that to linger. Are they, uh, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm a, I'm, I'm a, I'm greed. Go ahead. Spiegelichites from Derek. Rounding out our list is always,

King of Hephazard, the King of Halfhazard, King of Half Hazard, Cardboard Pie, horrors beyond your comprehension. The King of Appassad, and I'm gay, by the way. For all those who change their names to King of Havehastard, you are just but sheep. I am your shepherd. Come on.

Come on, load up, cunt. Dominic Torezzo's yelling family at the Bafters. Rounding out our list is always King of N-Wordazard. Nice. Gloop, glorp, I'm taking a short. And rounding out our list. is always King of High Pazard. You guys suck. A white guy who's racist

to Miles Morales, but the Hispanic half only. That's crazy. Interesting. Fire. Interesting. Booty Wonderland, Earth, Wind, and Dick. I find bromance when I start to dance in the booty wonderland. Hey, hey, dance, dance, booty wonderland.

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point. Like this dude like King of High Passer if you're listening to this and I assume you are you could start your own fucking thing at this point. You'd have so much free advertising. You know what I mean? You have the most recognizable name in our entire community. Right. Maycar, Obama at a bar be like, let me

let me get ever clear. Star Coffee. Chris. quick say gurney, gurney, gurney, fast, gay Pyotter Krapotkin be like the conquest of dick, Yush, a bear shouting the N-word while it malls and eats you, is

figuratively and literally dehumanizing. A rounding out and rounding out our list, king of the the, the, what is this? The Knig of Blackhazard, insane. David, David Bowie, Man spew,

queer meat, gay jerkcock. great king of haphazard it's your boy johnny d the people who have a hate boner for marathon are dfp depressing pussy vagets uh games super fun the court jester of haphazard at grok is this true smacking kinks in so hard he finds himself in his childhood apartment moments before creating a fireball oh they're called the dark tank because they're both black smart uh smart game of game of the year guy just be fall three moving on to san andreas what happened to chris pregnant girlfriend in sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at the footage at the Challenger Explosion, Drip M.H. Lord of Allrip, King of Fat Hazard.

Trump is fighting to do the nail not to spend the last 10 seconds of his life behind in person. Obie won't you blow me? Colin double down. Got that gamma ray get that Dun brought mankind to its knees. Majin Ulong fucking the shit out of the cells bug pussy, no lube. Millhouse, I didn't do anything. Dave Mustane. I don't care. Starlit Will.

Derek's long lost Chinese friend Ming. My one rip you tell you die, Billy. Me Guan Kyi'i with me gokin. What can me see my and Billy? We want leave your dead on the tracks. Just, uh,

just Jesus Christ. The grim reaper is telling you this. The king of half hazard. How do you stop him? Like it's bad enough. It's bad enough to be visited by the grim river because you just know you're going to die. But on top of it is going to,

he's going to fucking molest you. That's crazy. Wage Slate 583. Derek look up will they die for use. S.O.D. search as the N-word. in the chorus like 50 seconds in he happily says it unlike in shame

King of Half Hazard The Papini Bros hoping that Hideo Kojima gets the voice in the last smiling friends episode Donk Donkerson So what do this animal And this animal And this animal

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

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What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from yourself. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. That's a butterfly. The King of Habhazard. Gay thoughts are son-daughter. P.P. Britney Spears fans call themselves Britney Spear-chuckers. That's ridiculous. That's crazy. That's so stupid.

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Which isn't that big, but it's big for a bit. The first, Kingston humor would be like, what if it said to fade to black by me tell him? It was fade to inward. Instead of killing himself, he was black. Jack five. Pre-Raz, the Broke-Rogan experience,

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The kind of guy to say Skyrim belongs to the Nords And then have a secret Thalmore girlfriend Dick's so dirty Dick so dirty you can smell me driving down your street Did the math? Dude, that's so sad. That's such a rough.

Imagine inside that car where it's all trapped too. God damn. It's over. The car is eroding slowly. Nobody can't. Genital odor that you can smell from across the room is like something. Janital odor. I haven't called that.

I haven't called it general older. Like maybe I was called like pussy stink or dick stink? Well, I was trying to be. Dick funk. I was, Dick, fine. Well, I was trying to be like, mature about it. Mature about it. Yeah, I get it.

I get. I respect the can't. Yeah. Cretos picking up Mimir and kissing him for nine minutes. Did the Mathis podcast is 1,013 hours, 1,013 hours, 16 minutes and 8 seconds. Go ahead, Derek Chauvin. This is Dick your ass.

King of haphazard. King Dad honored at the State of the Union. It's wild. We love King Dad. We've honored it. Here's the medal of freedom Proud of your father. Kingston Jameson. Yeah, you. Kingston Jameson, come over here

Right now. And a drone comes and picks you up. From here? A drone flies through your window and like a doctor octopus arm comes and grabs you and like pulls you. That the fly across the country and it is waiting for me to get there. Hell yeah. We'll wait. What do you think your dad would be honored for at the at the state of the union? No, dude.

My dad sucks, but I don't think he's like that kind of bad. Hmm Outstanding villainy I don't know Outstanding villainy Excelling in villainy In every aspect of the word And receiving the new award

For outstanding achievement In righteous villainy Kingsend's dad Kingsen's father Oh Oh man Thank you Mr. President Your son

Thank you so my president He walks He walks up on stage As he walks He walks on stage The lights flicker Oh Thanks

I want you go guys to think about my son, Kingston, he's here right now, and I'm just in there. I was jorking it. Now I'm just laying down on the fucking floor in that middle of the freaking old office. I'm like, what the hell? That's crazy. You got fucking just teleported. You got teleported.

You're like, here we go. Here we go. And then he just That's my, that's my boy. My boy, masturbating by himself in the dark under his desk. That's just my, that's my son. God. Curled up under your, like curled up under your desk.

No, like I can fit sitting down under my desk. I just sit down under my desk and my feet hanging out and I jack. I like the idea of you get on the idea of somebody doing that like curled up under their desk. Like they're like so ashamed that they got like. Ball. They're like an embryo. I like it. Sweene showing the podcast a live league video, but it's just gay porn of him getting kissed by big black man over and over.

Sorry, Miss Jackson got fired from the calendar factory for. telling my boss, his days were numbered. Peasants, Graham, Aetherian has the past because he took Colossus's hard ass. Progerian Hunter is having a child, Triple H in Rockface, naphrum, and actually rounding out our list for real, for real this time.

The king of haphazard. The actual, verifiable, provable, real life king of haphazard. Thank you all. King. Come, boom. Thank you all for joining. we'll see you next time

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It changes It's one of the few things that changes Easter That's why like when I think last year Or two years ago It fell on Trans recognition Day

And the fuck, you remember that? Yeah I do remember that Oh, it's the same day And I'm like How have you been live this long. Is it really?

Yeah, it changes. Because it's all about the moon. It's literally about the moon. I'm not seeing whatever, who gets this shit? There's no direct day. I remember happening in April sometimes I remember happening in and fucking It depends on how the moon behaves is when it's going to happen.

I haven't cared about Easter since I was like... Which just shows you how pagan that shit is. Yeah, but they don't want to think about it. Yeah. Anyway, we'll see you guys next time. Take care. Star Tank. That shop. For merch, Patreon to Constance to Star Tank if you want to support, go over there.

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