The Snark Tank - #399.9: DLSS Slop

Episode Date: March 21, 2026

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Welcome to the StarTac. You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeting, sit back in for some glazing glory. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him. Derek, it's him. Kingston. Welcome to the show.

We're in person again. Back. We're here. We are back. We're back again. And what episode is it? I don't know yet. We'll figure it out.

You'll know. You'll know when you see this. See the title. When you see the title. We are Charlie Kurt. One thing I'm really excited about, I'm excited. I'm excited for whenever we hit 400 episodes. Yeah.

That's going to be exciting. It's a milestone, man. Like 400 episodes. That is a milestone. We should do something really special for it. I think it'll be good. Oh, my. my god.

How are you guys doing? I haven't seen you guys in a bit. I've been gone. He's been gone dealing with life. Yeah, man. People dying, people crying. Fucking, a lot of goddamn snow.

I forgot how heavy snow was until I went back there and helped my dad shovel it. It sucks. It sucks, especially because, like, even the materials that he has to help deal with shoveling snow and make it easy are also difficult. Like, he has a snowblower thing, but it's like one of those things where you got to, like, you got a yanky.

You got to yank the cord, and it feels like you're dislocating your rib cage every time you do it. Oh, you've got like the old gas power, like two-cylinder gas fucking brann. So he's, good stuff. He's got a two-cylinder gas powered electric or a gas thing where you got to yank it. And he also has an electric shovel. So I don't really understand. How does that work? Does it like melt the snow better?

You can't possibly understand how. Like I was so confused when he showed it to me. I was like, hey, it was an electric shovel. Does it like, what do you? Flea snow? That's what I imagine. It would just go like this. I'm so confused.

You got to explain some of that to me. I do want to know how that works. It's ostensibly, it's basically just like a really small kind of mower, but it'll mulch it and like throw it to the side or whatever. It's like it's more portable, but it's still fucking heavy. So like you don't have to lift or whatever. You just kind of push it and it throws it ahead. Does that wheels or anything? I think so.

You don't have a small driveway. That's the thing. Yeah, I mean, that's for like the side for pads and stuff. We would never use it. that on the fucking driveway that's like a mile long. It feels like it's definitely not that long. So you're not in a New York City. No, no, my parents are not in New York City.

They've been out of New York City for a while. I was going to say, I was going to be really upset that Mom Dany didn't shovel it for us. I was like, excuse me. I know. Okay. Fucking jackass. That piece of shit dodged a bullet. No, he was probably all wet.

It was high for Ramadan, man. Oh, yeah. He would literally just die. He would be, he's not eating. I mean, let's face it. He's also not like. He's not a snow shoveler. He doesn't have the bill.

He doesn't have the bill. He's definitely not. He's all privileged. You guys heard that he's Epstein's son. That's right. I forgot about that. I forgot about that lore dump. He's, uh, he's, uh, did you read that in the codex?

That's crazy. Yeah. I had to go, like it was a little highlighted, you know, thing. Grimwar. Yeah. The Grimwar, yeah. There must be a grimoire of Epstein somewhere. They have, they, they, they have it.

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure the files were just a grim war. Yeah. And they're just copied it on some regular pages and just sending it out. This insane leather bound, no, skin bound. It's bound on a baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But so, yeah, I was I was gone. I saw, I got caught in a blizzard. And then when I got back, it was a heat wave. So like, my body's all fucked up. I don't like it. It was like 90 degrees yesterday. It was fucked. Yeah. I'm good. I'm so mad of this heat wave. It's, what the fuck is it? It's been too long. It was refreshing for me for exactly three minutes. after having been in the snow for a while and then I was like

I kind of prefer the snow if I'm not shoveling I kind of prefer the snow My stupid I decided to work out And I was just like oh I feel not good Oh yeah Finished my workout Fell asleep halfway in the door A house was great

That's crazy you fucking And just like fell in the house I didn't even close the door You couldn't have closed the door through me And Lily just was kept working He was like yeah I'd send this over to me Did Lily try to close the door through you

She didn't get to bust through your body He's like oh my god It'll fly And she turned around and she saw me there just like... How can you... All right, what do you do with this scenario? You... Let's say I come to your house.

I walk through the door. I collapse. Instantly flies. Oh, that's bad. Flies immediately. You're like a pestilence person. I can't touch with my bare hands, obviously. Like 10 seconds later, there's 15 flies.

Like, it's not like a random happenstance where it's like, oh, a fly just happened to be around. it's like clearly like yeah you're one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse like clearly you assume something's wrong you're something that's bad is there a smell or no is it's like this flies it's coming it's coming

it's on its way I wouldn't bare hand touch you you wouldn't bear hand touch me I'd put gloves on I'd roll you up like you've seen the mat of half in the front of house I'd roll you out of that and I'd shove you right outside and then I would call it like hey come come get this road kill

come yeah would you actually like say would you Because I know it's not a crime scene, but still, like, would you, like, touch and molest the body? Like, I don't understand. You could use better words, but yeah. Well, that's what it actually means. No, no, no, I know.

I'm aware of what the word is. Hold on, hold on. Let's educate. There is a better vocab. Let's educate the audience for a second. Molest, literally translates to bother. I'm aware of that. Yes.

Even in Spanish, like molestad. Yeah. It's bother. Molesto. A botherer. But you could just have said, Bothered. We wouldn't.

You're right. He's trying to be more linguistic. Yes. Okay. He's trying to be a linguist. He's trying to heighten the, because, like, you know, people are getting stupid. Try not. So, like, we're trying to heighten the, uh, trying to heighten the fact.

You know, like, they've, like, the studies really said that the next iteration is dumber than we are. No, it's not, I mean, yeah. It's not like, but that's the first time. Like, it's been like, it's, you're saying it's. It's like, provable. It's like, shit. They're dumb. You're saying there's math to prove it now as opposed to being just readily obvious to anybody who could.

Yeah. Yeah, and I understand what you're saying because the, the, the, once technology, like, say, being in a millennial technology really helped us expand our minds in a lot of way and be able to be knowledgeable. And I feel like a lot of people were excited to absorb decent knowledge at first. Before there were guardrails. Yeah, before everything got like directed and, like, preordained and shit and like guardrails and. Yeah, it's to a point now where. understandably TikTok being one of the biggest platforms on and like Twitch and whatever the fuck

it's it's different right you're not You should go to a STEM page every once in a while Just felt like like at least doom scroll on STEM For at least like half an hour every day Yeah Went on TikTok That's not surprising to me It's what's really sad about is that we're also stupid

Yeah we're not you know what I mean That's what's the tragic thing is it's not even like oh we're so smart No we're also It's disappointing that you're stupider than we are Because we're not particularly smart The problem is our generation beforehand doesn't admit that. We'll admit that.

Man, we're like, ah, we're kind of dumb. Yeah, we're not the smartest. And everyone's be like, no,

we're a great generation. It's like, you guys, I got nine, I got nine, I got nine, I got nine, I got nine,

I got nine, I got nine, I got nine, you know? Yeah. It's out of the cards. I think it's a problem. Nine eleven bothered me

something because I couldn't finish you Uguio. Other than that I was like, I don't really. It's just like, it's just like, it's bigger than me. Oh, yeah, that's a good point.

I didn't like thinking that, like, my home going to explode. That was a little scary. I didn't think about that at that time. Like, I wasn't that anxious about it. I was kind of like. How close for you to that event? I mean, I was in the Bronx. I heard the guy yelling as he was falling.

That's crazy. I was technically a borough away. Was, uh, so. But that was, that was like lower Manhattan. I wasn't like, so with being that close, like, just like a burrow away. We saw the smoke. Did it actually like get in your area? No.

Oh, okay. Cool. It was, it was all of, that was like lower Manhattan. Okay. I was just, I mean, for real, though, because that's just a bunch of asbestos. It was a fuck time of smoke. It was an insane amount of us. My aunt was in Manhattan when it happened because she worked in New York life at downtown Manhattan.

So she, she, like, evacuated. Everybody was like, really bad. You know what people don't talk about is that like after that when it, after the smoke had been in the atmosphere for a while and it rained? If you look really closely at the raindrops, they're really small planes. Oh, shit. People don't talk about the plane rain that we had for that one week. Those terrorists really had some shit down. Like, they really cooked a plan to where they're like,

Oh, you think we're done. And then you had a little plane rain. That was the next time. It wasn't really as destructive. It was more like hail. People didn't really think twice about it. It was more of like an insult to injury. Right.

It's like you already did the damage on. Ha, ha. Rain, plane rain. It was like microscopic planes. It felt just like rain and looked like rain at a glance. But I saw it. You look even closer. That was a wild.

planes had turbans. Yeah, the planes had turbans. The planes with turbines had people in them, and the people in them had turbans as well. But then you're getting into quantum level stuff. Like, I didn't see that personally with my own eyes. Yeah, we had to hear of Nildegrasse Tyson for that. He's the one that told us about it. Nieldergast Tyson informed us all.

Actually, did you know? Look how easy it is for planes to rain from the sky. It's so dog shit. The rains had planes after 9-11. Did you know? Carl Sagan shows up. Carl Sagan's like, have you guys watched the dinosaur?

Shut up. Have you guys watched a dinosaur documentary at Netflix? No, it's like new or something? Yeah, it's fucking horrifying. What do you mean? What did they interview one? Yeah.

Is it like, oh, we're... Yeah, they did. Yeah, they did. They were like, how do you feel? Squawk. Squawk roar. Squawk roar. Because during it, it's like,

it settles in the best. that everybody's had for a long time. Because for me, I'm like, oh, dinosaurs are birds, right? Well, dinosaurs reptiles. What is the... I think the end of it. Both, though, right?

Yeah, so birds are reptiles. They're just a different spec. Yeah, you could... If you've ever been close to a bird, you can kind of... That's not surprising because you see the... Their feet alone are like, those are reptile feet. Like, if a fucking...

If a pig had people feet, like straight up people feet. feet. You'd start asking questions, you know? The fact that they don't have people feet means they're probably not anywhere close to people, right? It's a pretty good assumption to make. I guess so, but you know, also that feels

really stupid what you said, but kind of, yeah. You understand what I'm saying? Like it's like, oh yeah, I guess. What other completely different animal shares feet? The fact that they That's crazy. They have reptile feet. They both lay eggs the same way for the most part. And it's like, uh, yeah, they're pretty similar. But so what was the

what was the documentary about? I didn't see this. I didn't see something really wild that is like, it's like Stegosaurus is, the T-Rex was closer to seeing an iPhone than it was to ever interacting with a stegosaurus which is fucking weird. People are like really bothered by it. That's not, that's, people been knew that. I heard that a long while ago, but people, it's really hard to think about that because you see them all together whenever you see

it again. It's, it's, I understand the, yeah, I understand what they're trying to communicate to people because you normally, I guess, wouldn't ever think about that. They were on a plan. I think they're all just kind of co-mingling the entire. They were on the planet like 60 something million years like that's how long they exist right so like that's that's that's that's that's that's long enough to see evolution actually I don't if I believe that by the way what can't be around for that long well not the same kinds oh yeah yeah I don't really believe in a that's like oh there weren't just six around that long there's a cap an evolution I believe in

evolution but there's a cap so I say 200,000 years I can't Nothing can evolve past that. High key, I think there's a cap in evolution, but I think the problem is that if the world stays too stable, we're not going to see that change. I feel like we need a big. Is it the opposite? Like the evolution could probably be like, like, it's random also too. It's not like a quantified thing. Bird dinosaurs probably could have evolved into like talking niggins.

Oh no. Yeah. That's the freaking, that's a thought that I'm just like it, the Velasiraptor, like that kind of like raptor branch. would have been able to talk if nothing just happened. That'd have been sick as fuck. That's not sick as fuck. That's horrifying. That's so cool.

That's cool to you, I guess. I don't want that reality. Being a monkey sucks. Because that means that there's that, no, you wouldn't be one of them. You would never be. No, we never would be, but that's why I want to see that universe. Then it wouldn't bother me. Yeah.

It's like, go, girl, nigga, go, go. I want to see the, like, even in this reality, even over here. I think, I think, I think there was like a Rick and Morty bit of that. Yeah, I think so. the raptors were like talking and sophisticated or whatever the fuck they were ever like every place they went there was like Nazis or something I think is what it was.

So like that I don't think I remember I haven't watched that in a while I haven't watched for good morning fucking forever that being but yeah it's fucking freaking we're like what the fuck and it's like yeah dinosaurs were strange let me ask you something what how did you bring up the Netflix documentary yeah we're talking about plain reigns

and Carl Sagan and shit Carl Sagan dinosaurs it's simple oh well he's not a paleontagious He's not even... He's talked about him before, though. I'm sure he has an astrophys or like a cosmologist or something. He's... I actually don't know what his fucking title is.

By the way, it's really bothers to the... Cosmetology is hair stuff. Oh. Cosmetics. I understand, but like... I don't know, man. Is that... What?

Beautology or something. You know? I like it. Yeah. It's cosmetics. So the same thing, I guess. I get it. I understand.

I understand. But it's... It's not the cosmos. It isn't the cosmos. That's why that's cosmology. I'm going to cut your hair. I went to the wrong school by accident You're my idol

I love how good you cut Shaves completely You can't do anything You can just shave your hand You can trim a little bit off the sun It's a little hot Yo he cuts the sun to a square Your wish is my command

I am a fucking genie It's freezing the world freezes over He cuts too much of the sun It just falls on the space floor You know like needs to be swept Did I'm somebody I don't get paid enough To sweep this up

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Exclusive episodes, all that jazz Before we get into some of the stuff That we want to talk about I do want to mention My Twitter account got nuked It's gone Or it got locked out of it for 11 hours But I'm just kind of like

My other one, my secondary one. And I only have a secondary one because my primary one is Shadowband and I can't post videos on there without it having like the, you know the thing that says like sensitive content no matter what it is?

I posted a picture of the fucking E.T. PS1 game and it said sensitive content. So like it's fucked. So that's Shadow Man. So I made another one to get away from it. That one also got Shadow Man. So it's like it's no point in having it.

Nice. But I got into, I got to do it with Smash JT. Who's that for normal people? Smash JT is like for normal people. Nobody normal watches. this. Good point. I just thought maybe some Nogies came over because of that one thing I went by. Yeah, I actually don't even remember what

like, what was his fucking whole thing? I don't know. He's like one of these like YouTube Gryft people. Video game grifter, right? Video game grifter, yeah. I was, I, so there's been a conversation going around with Jeff, I think Jeff Kaplan, who was like a, he was like a head at Blizzard during Overwatch. He gave some, he gave some interviews about how they, they, they, oh right, that did happen. Yeah. He talked about the ultimatum shit. He gave the ultimatum that like the CFO of Blizzard game where it's like Overwatch needs to make this much amount of money by this or we're going to lay off a thousand people or some bullshit. Yeah, it was specifically Overwatch League. Yeah.

And they were trying to make it bigger than apparently the NFL. They were trying to get, anyway, that people are so like these, the executives of these companies are so stupid. It's actually crazy. Like that was like the battlefield, the battlefield just had layoffs too. And it. Battlefield had layoffs on the on the only year that they've ever like beat call duty, by the way. Like they sold more than Call of Duty last year, which is crazy. Good job. You're fired. Good job. You're fired. You're fired. They had expectations that Battlefield 6 was going to have 100 million players.

What does that mean? In what universe? In what the fuck the... Do you understand what 100 million players is? Listen, dude, life struggles with that sometimes. Let me say one thing. Let me say one thing. I wonder... And here's one thing I see a lot of content creators do, like on YouTube, for example. When they see a tweet, they'll not only mention the likes, they'll usually lead off with how many views it is. And it upsets me because the views are bullshit.

If you scroll past it, it's a view. You don't even have to engage with the thing. Yeah, views are bullshit. So like in the, but they always say, this has 20 million views. And I'm like, why are you?

And to me, it feels like someone will take those numbers, take it to an executive and be like, I expect that or double. And it's like, because where could you get an absurd number, like 100 million fucking players? That is so,

if you know anything about games and anything about population. That is insane. That is so fucking like the world. The players is insane. It makes me, it's like, I'm not trying to defend obviously fucking suits, but to even come up with a number like that, it almost feels like somebody had to deceive them and think like even close to that was even possible? Yeah, I don't, I don't know. How do you come up with?

What has a million players? A million players? I mean, I'm sure there's things that have been. Yeah, you have Roblox. Maybe. I guess maybe they mean like, like overall. But even still, that's a hundred million, like at some point. Some every one touches it?

I feel like a million is still unbelievable numbers. It is. Like that's like not like I don't think anything has. I don't think anything has that. Resident Evil sold five million in like a couple days. So there are successes. Hell divers I think did great. But even hell divers is like I think like maybe 20 million sales.

Which is amazing. But like that's 100 billion? Yeah. I don't know what they... Where? That's that, yeah. Where? Maybe Roblox has that, maybe.

In China. You know, like, I don't, I don't know. There are some games that do, like, you've, games you've never heard of. There's a game that I just found out. I just started watching a YouTuber named Mujan. And he covers a lot of stuff that none of us give a shit about, like, a V-tuber stuff and Twitch drama. Of course, it's stuff that I like this guy as a YouTuber because he tells stories. And I'm like, I don't care about any of this stuff, but it's a compelling story.

Yeah. And so he talked about some, I don't remember the game's called something honor of rise or something like that. Sure. And it's the number one mobile game that be candy crushed and all the shit, never heard of it. Yeah, it's like, these other things around just like, I couldn't even. It's fucking crushes Genshin.

People have heard of Ginch and I'm like, what the hell is this other game? But apparently Asia and China loves this game. And it's like number one of competitive. I'm like, what the fuck even is this? A Tinson owns it, of course. You know what I'm saying? Like so. Yeah.

So, yeah. So there you go. It's... Tenson owns my house, so... I'm sure they do. Probably, probably. I'm sure they own everything that has happened right now. Well, they, they, they, well, they're a Chinese company.

That property is, that property that you're on is collecting property taxes. That taxes goes to the U.S. government. The U.S. government owes that money to China. So, yeah. Extensively, that is... Ostensibly, you are a 10-cent employee. It owes the money in China, but they send it to Israel. It's a interesting combination.

Yeah. And then it just... Israel was like, I need it. Mine. I need it. Let's make... Bomb everybody.

China, I'm sorry. I know you need this money, but there's more brown people to bomb. I'm sorry. We are a white supremacist nation by our creation. What do you mean? My hands are tied, you know? My hands are tied.

We're trying to summon God with menio, like in Final Fantasy 7. We need the money. Can you imagine? They are. I mean, well, I guess it's kind of... I guess it's like... They are.

I don't know how do we, oh, the Jeff Kaplan. So he was going off doing interviews. I guess he said something. He's showing off a new game that it's, I don't care about it. It's kind of, it doesn't look like my kind of thing. But he's giving interviews about it. And I guess in an interview he said, I hate that people so loudly hate games that they don't play. It's weird.

Like, it's weird behavior to hate something that you don't have experience with. And I just, I would kind of respond to it. I was like, yeah, it is kind of bizarre to have like, I can understand like not being into something. Or like being like, ah, that doesn't look like I. would like it. Yeah. But to actively, like, hate something that you haven't played is kind of crazy. It's like actively hating an album that you haven't listened to or actively

hitting a movie. You haven't watched. It's like, you're just stealing an opinion from other people and like masquerading. It's like, you know what I mean? Right. Which is, by the way, a fairly like lukewarm. That's the part of, yeah.

I don't even think that's like a particularly hot take. You're right. No. It's a difference between like knowing you won't like it and be like, I don't really want to partake in it. Yeah. Because I can already tell I don't, I'm not going to like this. Something that you may have even had a vested interest.

But hate, no, but hating. No, no, no, that's interesting. It's like, you can, you can see something you don't like ahead of time, you know. Like, I'm not a big person that's a big fan of, like, like, gotcha games. Yeah, but you just wouldn't put any F-80 energy into it. I'd be like, I'm not really a big fan of it. I'm not going to go out hating this. You wouldn't put any in, yeah.

And in a way that, so I would say on the flip side of that is if somebody didn't play Dragon Age's Vail Guard because they're like, I know I'm going to hate this. I'm okay with that. That's valid. Because they wanted to play. play it. And so there's those those are the two examples. Yeah. If you're going to do that, you can't hate Dragon Age

the Vailgaard if you didn't play it. Yeah. I don't think you, that doesn't make any sense. Putting extra energy into it like, you didn't fucking play it. You just know like, I'm going to hate this. I'm going to go away. Yeah, yeah. Versus how many people made content being like, fuck this game and they never fucking touched it. And I think the problem comes from my idea is that one is disingenuous. It's like for me, right? It's an authentic opinion. I hyper-criticized

the things I love because I love them. that's where my criticisms come from you know like I criticize like the games I love or the comics I love or the characters I love you're not going to find a person that criticize the Spider-Man more than me and I love Spider-Man you know yeah yeah because it's coming from a real place

but there's people that's like they've never fucking they've never played a video game when they're like this game it's so doggling like you've never played a game you've never been there what are you talking about but anyway so that's the inciting incident so how did smash so he responded it was like the standard thing which I kind of expected it was like

if it looks like shit and if it looks like shit and smells like shit. I don't have to eat it to know it's shit, which to me, I immediately kind of go like, there are people out there who eat shit and like it probably, which is upsetting. It upsets me. There's a, but that exists. That population. It does exist. But so what I said is like, so it's the argument is, for my perspective, it's like if you don't, if you don't have experience with something, it's kind of weird to hate it. So naturally, I escalated it like a thousand. And I replied, I quote, I said, this man got outed as a scat fetish us and had to rebrand by the way

complete fake he just making shit up it's complete making it out and it got it kind of exploded but the point was like I kind of wanted him to react and be like where did you hear this and I'm like I heard it from somebody but I didn't check myself that was kind of the setup for the joke but like it just got mass reported and it got deleted so I was like all right great

so it was that thing where they like delete this or else you know what I mean you had to delete it to get your account back and I was like man fine but like what a bunch of fucking babies I don't know I think it's fun it's it's It is, though. That's the thing where it's like, what a bunch of fucking babies to... Imagine...

Dude, I used to... On left-leaning Twitter under Jack, I used to help people to kill themselves, and I was fine. I didn't get banned at all. I didn't get shadow banned at all. It's kind of crazy. I should have, but like I didn't. Now, it's like, I can't even tell a person that he eats shit. It's definitely worse.

And it's, I just feel like it's so... And I don't have any proof that he is or is not a scat-pettishes, by the way. That's so crazy. That's the worst thing ever. I just heard it so... I didn't check myself because I was told. that like I don't have to check things out for myself to have an opinion on it.

Right. You know, like, I don't know. It could be true. I think, I think you, you can choose to not involve yourself with something if you're not going to

like it. But at the same time, don't hyper go on like a tirade explaining why it's so bad if you don't even know why it's bad. Well, I want to hear from people who hate things who have put a lot of time. Yeah. Why they dislike it.

Like when I made, when I made like videos on Halo, like people liked it because I knew what I was talking about. Yeah. Like some fucking random dude, like, what do you, You're going to listen to my opinion on like, fucking, I don't know, graduation? You want to hear my review of graduation from Kanye?

You want to hear that? I haven't heard it. Right. Right. It's like, uh, yeah. And that's what I would say, maybe I'm being even generous by saying 80% it might be higher of a lot of those

YouTubers aren't playing all those games. They're absolutely not playing them. I know at the most they'll watch. Dude, they say it sometimes in the videos. Oh, really? No, they say, I haven't played it yet, whatever.

It looks like shit. Like, I hate it. And there's like 15 videos about it. I'm like, brother, this is crazy. And I hate the one that, like it says, like, um, saying that video games and comparing it to actual fucking shit. Like, comparing it to excrement.

Yeah, like, come on. That's such an insane thing. Oh, if it looks like shit and smells like shit, I don't have to taste it to know it's shit. And I'm like, it's a fucking video game, asshole. It's not shit. It's not literal shit, you fucking dumb bitch. The worst video game in the last, like, the worst of, like, the most objectively bad video game in the last, like, what would you, maybe Lord of the Rings, Ghalam?

Probably. Yeah. You know? And still some people got value out of it because it was so bad, I guess. Yeah, people liked it because it was so bad. You can't, that's another thing, too, that I feel like is not part of this conversation. You can't sit there with a plate of human shit and be like, oh, it's so bad. And it's just so funny, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't giggle yourself through eating a plate of shit. This is going to be great country. Isn't this hilarious how bad this tastes? Can we wait to stream this? Can't wait to do a muck bag? Can we do a muck bag with this plate of shit? It's really bothering me.

Anyway, I don't know. What a lame way to get my account banned. I just, the people, I can't, the people, if somebody I like gets absolutely dunked on for the most stupid reason, like something like what you did to that guy. Is in no point, I'm like, I need to report that guy that fucking dunked on him. How dare you absolve this guy that I really respect? Like it just feels so weird to go out of your way. Have you guys, have you ever fucking, I don't, I think the only time I've reported something was like, oh, somebody was like, this person is impersonating me and it's actually

damaging my reputation. And I'm like, I will do that. I've reported a post before, but like that. It has to be like an outlandish. It has to be like a thing where it's like, I'm going to help out somebody because clearly this, uh, it's getting harder to tell what's real and what's not. And in a way that. Yeah.

You want to help out. It's usually a woman that needs help. Yeah, I reported, like, I think I've only reported, like, I reported that. No. This dude is like, nah. I know if people were spamming an account of mine, or one of my, one of my posts was, like, revenge porn of, like, somebody that I kind of knew. And so that I reported, because I was like, what the fuck you do?

Yeah, that's fucking rude. That's so rude. It is fucking crazy. That's so wild. It's really insane. Imagine posting that. Like, imagine being like, you know what? This person made me bad.

I'm going to post something of them when they had no context of being made. Yeah, hell yeah. I feel like it's kind of not. Depending on where you are, that's like hyper illegal. It's incredibly illegal. It's like, bro. But yeah, I don't report really ever. Yeah, it's not like I remember there was a huge debacle about those fake, like the Ethan Ralph types, which I'll mention later, that they made a whole big deal about, oh, reporting, because they were all pertaining to love free speech and shit, but they're all reporting behind the scenes.

Yeah, they're all reporting. But like there was a thing where show your report, it's like YouTube slash report or whatever the fuck trying to prove that like this one YouTuber was reporting other people, was making fun of them. They made this whole debacle out of it and shit. And like, I was so weird. I was like, oh, let me look at mine. I was nothing. I was like, you know, because I was trying to, I was curious. I'm like, have I ever reported anything?

I think I tried. I did that too. And it was one from like 2011. Yeah. I don't remember what it was. Oh, because it's already God. It's like you couldn't even know. I couldn't even look at it.

Yeah. But. Yeah, no, I just, really, it's more effort. To me, it's more effort than it's worse. Because there's like steps to, isn't it? You got to, like, they report. It's like getting on a survey after you eat someplace. It feels like, I'm not going to do this.

I was like, I'm good. I'm sometimes with comments where I'm literally leaving a comment. I'm like, what the fuck is this? And then I close it. Yeah, I do that too. I write out stuff and I'm like, who gives me? I see shit that's really stupid. I'm like, uh, never mind.

I just leave it. I'm just going to use Twitter to, like, tell people when I'm live now on, like, Twitch or something. It's good for stuff like that, yeah, promotion. It doesn't even really drive engagement either. So who cares? Yeah, but to me, Instagram's where it's at, really. That's the only thing that I still value.

I don't know, the algorithm never leads me. All it tries to do is like, hey, you're a man. So would you like these breast or ass? Yeah. And I'm like, that's nice. I have to actively click non-interested sometimes. I'm like, I'm trying to watch people get hit by buses, bro. I think the fact that you're clicking non-interest means you're interacting with it, though.

I think it's, I think, yeah, you have to just kind of just, you have to scroll past it. Scroll past it as fast as you can. I know, but I'm a man. And then the next thing that isn't that, you have to linger on it. Yeah, yeah. I'm a man. So, so you know what happens. Yeah, yeah, I know.

There's been times that I've liked them without knowing I like them. And I'm like, did I like this? Did I just like this? And I'm like, what's happening? Sure. Sure. No, I know. It took as my brain is like, I do like this.

I do like it. The other way where I try to look something up. I try to go to the activity history or whatever and like, oh, surely I like this one funny thing and I just never did. I know that happened to be so many times like I found things that like have killed me and I'm like surely I save this somewhere. Nope. So speaking of that there's this video. But I say it's garbage.

Like stuff that I find like stuff that I like nasal exhale right like I'll save that and then like the shit that I'm belly laughing at where I'm crying. It's just gone. You get distracted. So what happens for me is the opposite. I download this shit that makes me laugh really really hard. Is that where your phone is so fucking full? I fixed it. My old phone was really bad. I had to

I had to delete like generally like 100 gigs of like shit. A hundred gigs of media. It was really bad. It was like it was like it was full length movie. You did have movie like you had spider verse on your phone. I had spider birds on my phone. I had fucking Batman begins. Let me ask you.

I had fucking morbid. Did you have C spot run on it? No, I had I had fusion reborn on it. That's crazy. Did you watch any of those movies to completion on your phone? What? No. I've seen all those movies at least twice.

So it's like, I had, I've seen all those movies at least twice. like, why, sir? I'm just a chronicler. That's why I chronicle things. Oh, like, as if it's not going to be available anymore. Movies? That's like the dumbest thing to do. It's not a good idea.

It's not good, but I'm a chronicler. There's so much better ways to chronicle it, too. Absolutely. There's also, like, archive websites. I saw I watch the ocean dub of Dragon Ball Z. You know, you go to Archive dot whatever the fuck. Yeah. Because I was like, I want to remember what everyone sounded like, and I was like,

Ew. Way weird, yeah. Ew. I'm Vegeta. I like that Vigita, though, to be it. I like that Vigita better, actually. The Piccolo's funnier. Krillen sounds like a fucking guy from the East Coast or something.

Yeah. Hey, why is guy? Like, why is guy? I can't pin his accent. Somebody. Why is God? It's me Krillin. It's me fucking Krillin.

It's great. It's me Krillin. Like, when he's scared, he goes, Gah, he was like fucking Bapai. He kind of like a little bit. Speaking of what happened. Derek. Derek.

There's this video of this pastor Like having a fucking connip shit That shit That I couldn't fucking find for like a year If you keep If you keep praying Things will start happening And once things are

And then he screams like a Teradactyl or something Like a child Why? No I don't even know What that fucking dog I put in my story recently Of course Jordan

He liked it It's so funny I'm sure because of Jordan Is why a lot of the shit Because like Jordan's evil Dude the chat The group chat that we

have Christians for Jesus, that group chat. That is our group chat. Every night, I'm like, I had a pretty bad night. Let me go on here. I never post anything there because I'm just like, I can't. I can't keep up with this. It's real garbage. I made it by mistake too.

I'm going to send every single person a meme individually and I send it together. And I'm like, I guess it's the most. I guess it's the most fucked up group people I know, I guess. So let's just see what happens. What's the most recent thing in Christians for Jesus? Is it me? Did I put something in there recently? I don't know.

Let's see. Just the way that it looks to it doesn't, I don't like how it appears. It's fake. I hate how it appears. It's a sham. It's like a notification. Like a big heart with like a, with a, with a, it's like a heart on a golden background. I hate it.

It's a really fuck. It's a really fuck. It's just garbage. Just garbage. Anyway, uh, what do we, what do we want to get to today? The only, he's going to pull that thing. I'm going. Things start going.

After, uh, after he pulls that up, we got to talk about this in DLSS thing that's happened. Oh, that shit's awesome. Because that happened while we were doing sacred. I was doing sacred streaming. I was showing Dustin and Colin Marathon

for like two hours, three hours. Oh, yeah, I saw you guys stream some... Yeah, we were doing it. But what is this? This is the pastor? We're getting closer to his return. And the closer we get to him, the faster things are going to happen.

The faster the healings, the faster the deliverance, the path... Yo, that is crazy. That is such a high pit. That's actually impressively high pants. It's actually, it's like Mariah Carey. There are some,

I only know, there's a guy named Danny Filth and cradle of filth. He's the only one I know that could scream like that. Like, it's like an impressive. He lost his teeth. That's the holy ghost, dude. That is fucking crazy.

No, there's no way I could get there. He's like screaming into the fight. That's insane. He's like, he's like getting worked up. You can see him like freaking, he's like stimming almost.

He's fucking freaks out. He is stymie. He's a little stimmer. Oh, man. You know, I have a 35 minute long compilation of people saying the N-word and the F-word. I believe that's for. 35 minutes. Of like what type of people?

Oh, is there random? Just random people? So, like, but that's not even impressive. I guess like a bunch of people say it all the time. Yeah, having a compilation that long of it is pretty impressive. What's how long is it? 35? 35 minutes.

But it's on your phone, though. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. You saved it. So I showed Instagram. I'm like, oh, got to take this. It's a 35 minute on Instagram? No, no, it's a joke.

I'm lying entirely. Oh, it sounds like, that sounds incredibly plausible. There's a three-minute compilation of famous women saying the F word. So I have that on that. Oh, like the Sler? Yeah. That's a good. It's a lot.

I'm okay with that. Yeah, whatever. I mean, women are, like, you know. I want to show you this cool-ass scream. I'm going to find it. I want to show you with that pastor. This one does pastor. They're all gay, kind of, you know.

I think everyone's a little gay. I know what you're saying. Women especially, though. Women is more socially fine. I think men artists get gay too this day They get bullied for it You get bullied and gay acts done upon you If you're gay as a man more often

Yeah I guess so Check out this scream right This is like what this pastor can kind of do Is this the cradle of those guys This is actually a different Guy That's a human Can you hear that?

Yeah I couldn't hear that I almost like I feel like I have to be a dog Like a dog whistle Yeah especially with these iPhone speakers The iPhone speakers

Completely drown out the fucking Yeah, anyway, I was going to pull up the cradle of filth when I was like, this will be faster. This is a band called Abigail Looms. Did he die right after making that sound? I think so, because he never did it again. Fucking death rattle. That's crazy. But so, this DLSS thing, I tried.

I remember, do you remember when a puberty, like, smacked you and you couldn't hit certain frequencies anymore? I used to be able to girl scream, and then I lost the will do when I was like 19. Yeah 19. Oh shit. No, I was way young. I was at the mall one time with you guys. We were doing something Black Friday and I did a girl scream in the middle of the mall. And everybody was like, what the fuck is that? I used to get able to do it until like 21 or something. Yeah.

19. I was able to do like the high pitch like screech. I didn't do a lot of damage to my voice until after that though. So it's just kind of. Damn, I lost that shit like I was like 14 or something. Because like my friend was probably like 16 because we would jam in my garage. And he would scream like a fucking bloody murder. murder type shit. My mom would be flicking the lights because you turn on the garage

lights from inside the house. And she would be flicking it like shut the fuck up. I feel bad for them, dude. We were fucking, we were awful. So I want to talk about this DLSS. Constantly. I want to talk about this DLSS thing because it's people were talking about it during our marathon stream. People were in the chat and at first we were like

making fun of them because there was like these nerds want us to talk about DLS. Why are so many people want us to talk about DLSS? a graphics card setting like who the fuck are these durns and then we saw it and we understood why people were mentioning so kingston you haven't seen kingston hasn't seen this yet yeah but if you're curious as an audience or as an audience member as a listener as a watch or whatever invidia gforce recently announced d lssss five five baby an ai powered breakthrough yes in a visual whatever who gives a shit they have a video on it on the inviative gforce

YouTube channel. It's called announcing NVIDIA DLSS-5. AI powered breakthrough. You can look it up yourself if you want to see it. It's about a minute and ten seconds of gameplay with DLSS on, or DLSS off, and then DLSS on. Kingston. Oh boy. So check this out.

This is, uh, this is that's right, buddy. No, they're not doing that. It's right, buddy. No. You better turn it on. You've got to be kidding. Wait, wait, wait. You're not even there yet, man.

Wait, wait, wait, this is the one. Everything after this is crazy. Mmm. That's smooth, right? That's like butter. You like it? I think he loves it. You see his face?

No. Look, look at how real he looks. You look at his excited face. Yeah. Look at Starfield. That's the fucking future. You know, he doesn't seem too enthused. Yeah.

I'm actually a little bit disappointed. I'm like, I thought you're... I thought we were all going to go on here and praise it. Yeah. You see, we have an NVIDIA sponsor. And I'm going to need you to a little... I'm going to need you to read take that. Yeah, I'm going to need you...

You're going to have to smile with it. We're going to do it again. You're going to smile the entire time. I did see that shit. And I was like, oh, this looks stupid. I kept like scrolling past it. You thought it was some... I thought it was like some guy.

AI slap. Yeah. Some AI slap. I saw someone. I mean, that's so. It was really disappointing. It was really disappointing for me. Todd Howard going out there being like,

we're excited to you. I'm like, brother. Get out of here. You can't be. Get out of here. Respectfully, Todd Howard. I like you. I like your stuff.

A lot of people don't. I kind of dig it. I like how weird the creation engine is personally. You are in no position to be going out, taking swings like this. You know what I mean? Like, Kojima maybe. And even then, like, I think if Kojima came out and did this, like, people would be like, what the fuck?

Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? even Kojima would get backlash for this. So like Todd Howard certainly should not be doing this. No, not not not smart. Not smart. So I don't know, dude.

It's just this AI slot filter that just it does what AI filters do. Yeah. It makes things look like vaguely more realistic at the cost of like what I guess not being done in the first place. Because now, because now what's going to happen, right? Like what would you, what would this lead to? Okay, we're going to make we're going to make video games. we're gonna animate him halfway done and we're just gonna, you know,

we let the AI do the rest. You know what I mean like, what's it? They look so lifeless. It looks like AI. It looks like AI slavent. It looks so lifeless. Oh my God.

Yeah. They fucking Yassified fucking Grace Ashcroft. Yeah, they did. They made her just like, oh, AI pretty girl. Yeah, you need to. It understands the role of what the, the fucking grifters have been complaining about.

I'm like, I need to, I need to yassify this bitch a little bit. It's so crazy. It is really sad. That's it. Once one toes and a door, it's over. The people who've been advocating for, because you don't see very many people,

but there are some. And the common denominator from my experience is the people who are talentless that I've seen that can't create shit. They're like, they've been happy about like this happening. Yeah, they love AI. Even them, I saw some people being like, damn, I can't even back this.

And I'm like, yeah. Yeah, obviously. So, oh, you have a sign by? I knew you liked that one I saw that one too I saw that I saw that nose I saw that I know it's like what the fuck is this This fucking crap

You can't really see it It's like uh There it is That's crazy That fucking killed me I'm not gonna lie I saw that that was funny I want that on Nexus actually

That is a pretty fucking crone Or whatever the fuck that creature is Pretty giant bitch chasing me And I'm just like I'm scared no more I'm like hey it was good waiting there and is running at her.

I'm going to shut off the lights right now. Come in, come in, come in. So the... Let's play, let's play. So yeah, that sucks and is lame. That is... Look, the video game spaceman, we've been... We were saying it.

People said we're Dumers. Yeah. I told you. I did say, I did say, like, I think it's... Like, I said, I think I said on Sacred or maybe here or maybe somewhere else. This, like, this feels like... When Xbox did the AI thing, or when they, when they were, like, kind of... That thing was happening a couple weeks back where they was falling apart and they had the new AI person come in as like the head. I said like this is like when the sun goes out and like there's like still eight minutes left.

Yeah, yeah. Before the effects of that reach us, before we notice. This is that. You know what I mean? That was then. We're seeing it now. It's going to keep going. It's happening too fast.

It's happening quite quick. That's really the only thing because I guess boiling the frog, the theory. Yeah. It doesn't matter anymore, I guess. I think that's just kind of, that's where we at now. Is there anything I'm waiting on now? I guess not. I don't have anything I'm waiting on anymore for me to cry about it.

Just GTA, that's it. Look into your backlogs. Your backlogs are it. Enjoy a marathon. It's the last PVP game that you're, it's the last PVP live service game you're ever going to get that's like holistically organically made. Enjoy it.

Yeah. And I feel like one of the things that sucks the most is that some people will be excited about this when games come out a lot faster. I know, I know. So, I can't believe we're getting two gears and war games a year. Yeah, it's all made by graphics cards. It's really cool that it's really cool that my RAM is $700. So that.

Right. So that the characters in Starfield can look better at no extra cost or work to them. Let me ask you something. Very cool. Has it ever been like a, from your perspective, a consumer revolt that, that like, genuinely worked? No. Yeah, but they're like, they're like, very cool.

I can't think of one. What do you think? There might be one. I can't. There's really one famous one. Which one? Montgomery bus boycotts. What?

We still have buses, idiot. How long ago was that? That's what I mean. That's what I mean. A long time ago. I guess I mean like say in, that is the only modern.

That's the only one I can think of. I cannot think of any modern ones. Like that's what I'm more. Yeah. That shit was like 70 years ago, man. Yeah. Yeah. In a way like, yeah.

So. Probably more than that now. I don't know. I don't know what to do other than You just The way that they handled scabs back of the day It's like I like like what else do you do other than that I don't know man

You gotta you gotta find pieces yourself and like what you will allow What you want to allow and for you got because you know that's how I feel about a lot of things You know like if you want to be real with we want to be real with ourselves like everything is unethically sort everything Yeah yeah everything everything else like that not to not to be like so whatever do what you want but it's like you got to find where you want to pick and doze. I don't shop at Target. You have a line. I have my line.

You know, I don't shop at Target. I try not to, I try not to, you know, use AI or GROC or anything like that. I'm not trying to partake in those things, right? Sure.

That is my line. It's not doing a bunch, but it's helping me sleep better at night. Yeah. Yeah. And I think that's what people, the people that like rage and go crazy, I think that's what you need to do

more than trying to shame everybody because at the end of the day, the shame, I don't know if it's going to work as well. because other people are going to be doing other horrible things and other... Like I said, like I said, have a line? Also, people just don't have shame.

Like, some people are out there eating feces online. So I've heard. So I've heard. Speaking of shame, dude, a Manosphere documentary came out recently. Oh, Louis Thoreau, right? Louis Thoreau didn't put one out. Yeah, I didn't watch it because, like, who cares?

It's all jojo watching it. It's all... Yeah, we're not into this. We're not new to it. We're not new to it. But Lily watched it, right? Lily watched all of it, because she's obviously, she's fucking,

She hates niggas in general. Yeah. She's always watching shit. Does she work at all? She'd do any fucking anything? I don't think that's true. Look,

when you, when you start, when you play this out loud. Yeah. When you start elevating in companies, you start seeing like, oh man, there's,

the people in lower parts are doing much more, much more work than I am right now and getting paid less. That's interesting. But so it's, it's interesting. You notice that.

You notice that. It's pretty weird. It's what we do. But, uh, so. She was watching it and she was just like going through what's the name of that fucking red-haired motherfucker? He looks like.

Andrew Santino? No, no, not Santino. Carrot Top. Okay, never mind. You're talking about Manosphere?

I don't know any red hair dude. I don't know any red hair. I forgot his name. He's not. He's just like he's a, he also has a fair suit on. Ron Howard. And stop talking to me.

But, uh, Side Show Bob. But it's really fucked up. He's like, it is one way, it's myron's in it too. Myron's being a fucking guy through shit.

And then all of them talking about Sneakow and, And it's like so interesting watching them because so many of them is like, oh, you guys just like needed friends and a decent male influence. Cameron Moynihan. So it's, I was watching it. I'm actually struggling to think of redheads. Yeah, I was like the guy from Harry Potter. Oh, yeah, Rupert Grint. That's his name?

No. It is. I swear to God. Really? Ron Rueh's name is Rupert Grint? The actor, yeah. Are you sure? It's very unappealing.

Yeah. That's a Brit's name. That is a Brits name for sure. Yeah. I would have changed. I would like go like, like, what? What's your middle name if you have one? Robin.

Just go by Robin or whatever. Thurbert Smonth. You know what I mean? It's like it's just a fakesest gross name. That's definitely not a royal. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Rupert Green. I could be wrong. But also he gives you shit.

It's Rupert. I don't care at all. It was a long, like, fucking spiel of everything going on with that. And it's just like, dang, dude, these kids are just so shit. You're talking about the documentary? Yeah, like the documentary is actually a good documentary. But it's like these guys are just all so dog shit. I hate how many of them.

them are part black. It really bothers me. A lot of them are half black. What does that signify to you? Oh, yeah, well, the destruction of the black household, you know? Like, a lot of black people are, you know, obviously come with a polytony of traumas to begin with their own side. Then they go and they have children with these various people that they're not ready to have kids with.

And then the children grow up without a good father figure, which I think a father figure is very important. I grew up without a huge one and I turned out fairly decent. but having but having one isn't good having a it's a having a role model for a young man to teach them what it is to be a man is important uh yeah but it's like being a macho dude isn't what being a man is that's the problem it's like being like a fucking whore isn't what being a man is there's being decent and not of them to have no person to

teach them that's really sad it's uh it's uh it i guess the yeah they're it's sad but it's like Listen, I mean, there's a part of me that actually feels that way. The reason is because, unfortunately, there's a recipe to get roped into that. Not only is there the dysfunctional family or say the one thing, especially when it comes to mixed people, especially like a mixed black person, is they experience bullying from both sides at an alarming rate because they're like they're not accepted anywhere. That happens a lot. So you have a recipe, but then the one biggest part of the recipe, unfortunately, is stupid. And that's the part that makes me not want to care as much because unfortunately You have to be because there's a lot of people that experience bullying that experienced dysfunctional families that would never get roped into the manosphere

So the one that other ingredient that's missing is being an idiot because only an idiot would see that person who's not married Who's not doesn't have any they have everything that's superficial that's unpaid for and think that's actually valuable You can be you have to be stupid to think that's value I agree that you didn't you need you need to not be the smartest person. Yeah. But also you need to be on low time. Because there's one with this like young Hispanic dude. Low time?

Like low time. Like having a hard. Oh, like, okay. Like, yeah, I understand. Okay. So like this one with this Hispanic dude, it's really like literally almost made me cry. I felt so fucking bad for him where he was like. He was like, he was this.

It's this. Fucking minge. But it's fucking. It's so sad. He was talking about how like. Cray to the screen. He was. Can't believe it.

That's insane. It's insane. You've cried from fucking tough days. Shut up. Exactly. that's a crazy response that's how you do it in the fucking that's how you do it in the

manned you're going to you're like sad you buck up you know but it's really sad one of them he was like talking about how like he was homeless for a bit and he was just on really low times

you know and like he was like no responsibilities that's crazy but he was talking about how like he found out about the man was finers like it told him them about like, oh, how I should like really focus on solutions, how I should work on myself.

And like those things, there's truth to those things, right? But the problem is that they're learning it from the shittiest fucking people. Well, the foundations of all of those things are always like generally good. It's like Jordan Peterson's like, clean your room. You know what I mean? It's like it's like it's foundational advice. But then it just like it's, they use the the foundationally good universal advice to kind to rope the rope.

That's the tape. To guide people down at the retards path. Think of any fucking grift. Think of Alex Jones. Like the reason how I even found out about that guy is that he was saying real shit at first. Yeah, the government lies. You stuck with him long enough if you're like, oh, this guy's a crazy asshole. Yeah.

It took me like, I think like a half a year because I was like I found like one of his police state documentaries. And then I was like, oh, and then he made an Obama one. I was like, that's okay. Like it was because it was a little too. And then it started getting, I was like, all right, I get this guy. The best lies are the best lies are encased in a thin shell of. truth. Yeah, I think. 100%. But he was like talking about how everything would happen. He was like, you don't focus

on mental health. We believe that's all mindset. And then he talked about his brother who literally killed himself. And the moment he brought it up, you could see like obviously there's a ton of trauma there for him. Where he doesn't want to, he doesn't like, he doesn't like fucking absorb it correctly. And I'm like, this is so fucking sagas. You were just, you were just down on your luck and you needed a decent person to be there. Unfortunately, the, that path is not available on our side, unfortunately. Like, I understand it sucks. having a panza to people because this fact is like you should be smarter than that. But is it worth losing a bunch of people that do need help?

And that's a big fucking like balancing act that I have to like deal with mentally. I'm like, do I want to help these idiotic niggas? But at the same time, is it better to not help them and coddle them a little bit and help them understand my perspective? Or just to leave them to the stupid act devices to be absorbed into this fucking. That's what Jojo was trying to tell me. Insane sphere. Triton talked to me about that and I was like, I just, I have a problem. But that's why we're not going to win.

I understand. I understand. I understand your mentality. It's like, I get it. It's like how to fuck? I'm not, I'm a fucking jackass. We're all aware that we're part of the problem. It's just, it's just, it's not even, I'm not even really convinced this is all going to be here in like a couple of years.

So like it's hard for me to really give a shit. What are you saying? Somebody's going to take us out? Not even necessarily that. I just think, I don't know. It feels, it's starting to feel like the patch notes are getting a little weird. You know what I mean? Like it's starting to...

As it exists, it's probably not going to be the same. I think it's going to be different pretty soon. Um, I don't know what to think anymore. I give it a half decade. Half decade before it started getting really silly. I'm at the point... I don't know.

2028 is one. Like, it's, that's when it's like, oh, yeah, it's time to dip. You don't really bothers me? I really hate that I've even put this much steak into it. Yeah.

But you remember that Bo Burnham inside? Yeah. Special that he did. He had a thing on there who was like, uh, he had like some song about like everything being weird. And he's like, 20,000 years of this, seven more to go.

It's like, it feels eerily like the timeline matches up a little bit. I'm like, oh, it's been six years. It's kind of getting, it's kind of getting fucking hectic, and that's kind of nuts. Yeah, man, we're cooked, man. The fact that our president... So we've got to find that guy. If the next year everything falls apart, like, kill Boehbberna. Why?

We don't have to get, maybe that. I'm sorry. I'm just like getting a little. You know what, kill the... I want to be careful because that's kind of crazy. Kill the Prophet. Well, who says? Well, I mean, I guess...

Is that like a famous parable of some kind? We would like to repeat history. We do kill the profits, yeah. Whatever, man. You always kill the person that's like. Watch him closely is all I'm saying. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, put him under surveillance.

Nail them to a cross. Yes, that way he can't run away from surveillance. See? See? We're sinking up, man. Yeah, man. Are we, we turned our DLSS on. We see things for what they really are now.

Oh, my God. What else? I didn't watch that documentary. This is bad. times the Babadook and it's like, yo, what the fuck? Great. I don't like this at all. It bothers me.

Was there something else? Oh, yeah. So every once in a while somebody, one of our 25 and up patrons, asked for an Ethan Ralph update. And this is awesome. Welcome to Ethan Watch. Yeah. Ethan Ralph is.

That was. I don't remember that. I don't remember. I don't remember. If the Ralph and Overwatch would be something. That would. he'd just be like a brawler, right? Like, would he be like a tank?

Because he just can't die. Yeah, I don't know. He'd be like, he'd be all of them. His special attack. He'd be like how Deadpool's in every class. His special attack is that he has like almost like reverse splash damage where like he sets his, he sets down in a place and a, like a bunch of Portuguese people come in and just fight at him and close in. And anybody like, anybody in his circle, like gets bunched in with him? Oh, great.

It's Portugal, right? Or was it Brazil? It was Portugal. So an actual Portuguese people. He beat his ass. Yeah. So there's probably a lot of people that don't know of Ethan Ralph. I suggest there's got to be a documentary on him at this.

But not an actual documentary, but like a video essay on him at some at this point so you can get caught up with everything. But he's just a locale that existed. He's the locale. He existed all the way back in the day of the anti-SJW stuff. He was like the scum, the puddle. He was like the Ralph Ritorre, right? Yeah, he was, I was unaware of him at the time, but he was what a lot of the SJWs were complaining about because they would put that energy on people, creators like myself or Chris or something. And I'm like, I'm not doing any of the shit that you're saying.

I'm not fucking palling around with racist. I'm not doing it. And then it turns out, but people like him were in cultivating these crazy. And I was like, I didn't even know about this thing until like after the fact. I think I thought out of the bottom of like 20 18 or something. My friends aren't I'm a racist. It's just me. What do you say?

It's not even all of me. It's just my heart. You guys are like anti-this and anti-trans. I'm like, nigga, I've never, I was, I made a video about a trans person that had nothing to do a trans. I was calling her she. And then those people that I didn't really know existed, I did see some of them because they're like, why are you calling her she? And I'm like, because what the fuck are you saying? I don't care.

That's her name. But those are those, like, that's how she. She identifies the she. But no, anyway. So that's where that guy came. from he's been publicly beaten up and I've never seen anybody twice I've never been twice and a third publicly beaten up more like more more than once in the same place I'm yeah he got beaten up twice in Portugal ran it back and it got him again it's crazy that that

happened but yeah so marathon feels sometimes he's uh he's he's he's a revenge pornographer oh he um he he he leaks some stuff he uh he's it's it's a cool thing about a person a crazy girl that That's where the revenge pornographer came from her, unfortunately. Oh. Another girl that was connected to a guy named Digi Bro who was defending lolliporn or whatever. He was like dying on that cross and they were dating and she enjoys that shit too. And Ethan Ralph married her and pregated her and then now they're not together anymore. So now he lives in Mexico.

So. Yeah, as many stories like that end, I guess. He's one of those like, he was one of those America first types and now he lives in Mexico. So it's awesome. So. Yeah. So now updating, that was a gist of everything. So now where he's at now.

That was the gist. There is a guy named Hunter, that very small gist. I left out so much. Hunter Moore, a lot of people might not remember this guy, but if you were in the alternative or in the metal scene in the 2010s, he might know who this guy is because he created a website called Is AnywhereUp.com. And it was a revenge porn website before it was called revenge porn. But that's where basically he's the catalyst, he's the guy,

to where mostly people in the scene, in the metal scene, there were the girls, I should say. 99% girls and then some men were on there. But you would usually see in the alternative scene worlds, unfortunately, that some people I knew personally ended up on that website. It got bought up by an anti-bullying organization. They bought the domain and shut it down, but he became really rich for all that shit.

So he somehow got a- Isn't that crazy, by the way? It's super crazy. Like you can be like really, really amor. but as long as you understand like the ways in which to be, you can profit really heavily from it. Yeah. Yeah.

And he's still around. I don't know what he does, but apparently I gave an update on Ethan Roth before and he went to Columbia to be on some like Colombian version of the fish tank show that showed that, oh, what's his name? Oh, Sam Hyde. Sam Hyde has a show that's called Fish Tank or something. Yeah.

And there was a Colombian version. Ethan Ralph went over there and I guess Hunter Moore was involved with it. That's what I heard. So now Hunter Moore. is involved with some failed porn star. I don't remember her name because I just found out about her over the weekend. Oh, that's Bonnie Ryan?

Was that who it was? That didn't sound familiar. I think her name... I don't remember her name. I don't even want to try to guess because I'm going to get it wrong. Some blonde chick, people are saying she used to do black.com,

but I don't know if that's true because there's a lot of racist people in that... In this era, so they just might be saying that. But she's hanging out with Ethan Ralph now. Now, apparently this is how happened. Hunter Moore is still involved in the porn industry or something adjacent and this chick was a failed porn star was trying to revive her career and get involved with Hunter. Now, Ethan was like, oh, I know Hunter, fly me out to Wisconsin and we'll shoot some scenes, we'll get a contract sign.

She flies him out to Wisconsin, pays his flight. Ethan Ralph, apparently, I don't know if this is actually true, sucks them off on the stream, whichever streaming platform, on. I don't know if it's kick or whatever the fuck. Probably. Probably. He can't be on Twitch. No, he's definitely not, he's not on any of the mainstream one. He got banned when the whole anti, they were the most anti-Semitic people on the fucking platform. Like real anti-Semitism. So the point where I remember they went to donate to St. Jude or something like that and

they actually didn't even accept it from them. Because they're like, no, we don't want money from Nazis. What the fuck's wrong with you? That's great. They're like, you guys won't accept money. You're going to, the children are going to die. They're like, yeah, but you're Nazis. I'm sorry. I can't. Anyway. So she finally suffered the wrath of Ethan Ralph by him being a drunken, belligerent idiot, and smashed her laptop or something. And she called the cops and motherfucker got arrested.

And there's some body cam footage of it. So you can see Ethan Ralph arrested, calling a black cop the hard R. You know, being good stuff. You know, being Ethan Ralph, being calm, but also being Ethan Ralph. Like being an asshole saying, I just want to go home and I'm from Mexico and all. Just being, it's beautiful if you know who this guy is. And then his mugshot, holy fuck. You have it?

I'm, yeah, I'm 38 years old. I just turned 38. Oh, yeah, you did show it to me. Yeah, even Ralph is, I think, 39 or 40. He looks rough. And he looks fucking, holy shit. In mid-50s, minimum. So there is a, some.

Somebody put this out. It's a mugshot of him from 2010 to 2016 and then 10 years later to 2026. And you want to put this up to the screen? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get a little graphic. Yeah, showing you like just it is, all right, let's let it focus. Look at that. 2026. That is a 39 or 40 year old man on the, on the 226. Somebody put that in like an AI thing, the last mugshot, the latest one and said like maybe it was grok or something. Like, hey, how old do you think this guy is? And they said, oh, I would say mid-fif. Yeah, mid-50s, early 60s. And I was like, bro, that's rough.

And so. My dad's 70-something. He looks worse than my dad. Yeah. It's fucking crazy. My mom, yeah, my mom is late 60s. She looks, well, she's also black, so that's not fair. She looks great.

We don't age so much. Yeah, but like, more might be happening. I haven't. I purposefully, I was like, this is too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to wait and see what else is going to happen because of that. Well, that can be like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, have to hold that. You pause and you're like, oh, my God, I said it's going to hold off a little bit.

Well, that's crazy. Sorry, go ahead. No, I was going to say that's the Ethan watch. That's the Ethan watch. That's the Ethan update. Yeah. I never thought we were going to, the body cam stuff is revolutionary because I just. Body cam stuff of people like that is hysterical.

Yeah. Because I just, I never thought like a, myself. He's like, yeah, the elder millennial, uh, TikTok Instagram Gryfter. He's like right with Gryftor and he got arrested and he was like peeing himself on body cameras. It's like, it's great. It's good stuff. It's just good stuff.

Very happy. Couldn't have it denies with people. Is there anything else? I guess we could... I guess that's really... We can move on to questions. Like, you're supposed to be so fucking tough. You're wetting your pants.

There was a... You're actively wetting your stuff. I'm peeping. I'd pee being. There was a trans content creator Dragon something. I can't remember her name. Nikita Dragon, I think that's right?

I know that name. I have no idea. So she had body cam footage in Miami and she was so fucking drunk that while she was waiting to the police station. She's like, I got to pee. And she was like, whatever, pull their pants to start pissing on the floor. So like, this is crazy. It's like the body cat footage, you would never know this shit. And now like, you'd see everything now, dude. And she's just pissing on the floor like,

oops. Oh, no. I'm like, bro. That's so disrespectful. God bless. You shouldn't see people at the lowest moments like that, probably. You probably shouldn't see people like that. Like, I don't, I haven't had any like really big lows in my life i think but like i don't want people to record me at my worst yeah where i'm like fucking coughing throwing up off the side of the road and farting shit in my pants like that then i fall out the car and i fall through my shit and my vomit and people's like yo i got it all on yeah yeah yeah yeah you shouldn't be seen at that low of it's absolute nightmare you shouldn't it's like i i agree but then i also i see a recurring comment saying that as punishment you should be required to watch this

make sure that the person that is the offender watch this so they can understand this is you you did this what the fuck stop it because maybe it'll actually give you in the sense to be like I don't want to do this anymore I didn't know I was this bad yeah I'm about do for like at least two three intervention are you are you doing some are you doing some deviant shit that we're unaware of

just jerking it way way too much I don't think that's really a problem jerking it to the point where like people need to intervene is crazy Yeah, because I'm like, what it, is it like, like Chris came over to my weekend, didn't see me at all the time. I was jerking it. People were out there singing high birthday, one of my friends. I was in the room door a lot jerking it audibly too, loud. That's why I wasn't there. That's awesome.

That's why I got there late. That's awesome. It's why I left there early. It's insane. Like, late, like, that's bad. And people are at your house and you're just like being in it. In my tiny ass house, too. And you may hear you.

Oh. Oh. My partner My partner is out there in the living room My partner's out there And she's just ignoring it Like she's like she doesn't engage in that She's just knitting and shit

Like that's how she like just enters another universe Just yeah everything's fine Everything's okay Everything's fine Everything's fine Her nose is bleeding Her fucking blood come out of her ears She's just she's hemorrhaging

Because she's trying so hard to ignore The people in Resident Evil The virus is why they get the Byer. Like the new. Yeah. PhD. There's a lot of black who be killing that game.

I noticed that's a lot. You know what's crazy? You know what I'm noticing? Diversity. You know what I'm noticing? I'm only two hours in. The black zombies are stronger. I don't know about that.

I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God, they lunge. I don't hear me out. Hold on a second. They lunge faster. I swear to God, the white zombies, I got no problem.

I'm not even joking. joking. I swear to God. You're actually right about that. No, there's only one black zombie that's more dangerous. The one with the fucking thing. He's holding the IV thing. He's one, no, like, there's one that, like, I think.

Guys, stop. I'm just saying there's one particular one that I've noticed that is only the black gentleman can pounce on you. Yeah. And I was like, oh, him saying that, I was like, oh, I didn't even think about that. I've, I've walked, I'm literally, I'm just saying one, hold on, I'm just saying one zombie.

Literally, I'm not saying, look, Whatever. When I walk down a hallway and I see a white zombie, I know I'm not going to have a problem. That's so crazy. I got to prepare a little bit more. Excuse me, sir. Yeah, they're passing. Yeah, they literally, one of them apologized to me. He said it's sorry as he died.

Which is crazy. I don't know. Did that ever happen before? One said, ouch to me, for real. Yeah. It's like, ow. And I was like, oh, man, I feel so bad. I'm about to pop your head.

said, Owah. Owah. Stop. You have a nice zombie with you? You have one nice zombie. Those singing broads. Ouch.

Why you hit me? Dude, I love in that game how you shoot people. You push them over. Three hours. I unload it to their heads every time. Because you're supposed to conserve your ammo. I never do that.

I've never done that in a single Resident Evil game ever. I kill everyone I come in contact with. I don't live anyone alive. I murder every single person I see. I try to conserve ammo, but like, I mean, I don't know, man. Can I tell you one? When I'm Leon, it's kind of impossible to get into the headspace. I conserve ammo for boss fights.

Leon, you don't conserve ammo. It's not like that. I try to get boss fights over as fast as possible, so I serve my ammo. Like, say the fucking hand cannon, I could, like, I use that for bosses. I didn't even use all the bullets until I did the game. Like, even ended the game. I didn't use them. I was like, I just held onto him.

And I was like, what was the point? I do that in so many things. And I'm like, what's the point of playing a game? Why don't even play the game? Yeah. And I'm like, I've killed the guy with a pistol. And I'm like, well. Dude, like, towards the end, I'm not, no, no spoilers, but it's towards the end.

Like, I love when, like, everything's more, like, available. So it becomes, that's where they get, like, I'm excited for you to get towards the end to where I'm like, this peak Leon. It's so fucking far. Yeah. So, it's so fun. It's early on for, like, I'm, like, I'm Grace. I'm in the care center. I have the hand cannon.

Yeah. I'm, what is it? I just got the West Wing key. Can I have you one point? Okay. So I'm going through the West Wing key. Sure, yeah. Save your hand cannon ammo until you meet the really chubby guy from the trailer.

I mean, I only have one bullet in there. He only gave me one bullet. Try to get at least three by bullets when you get a chance to and use that on the fat guy. Trust me. Trust me that is absolutely worth it. The fat guy? You know the big thing that you see like in a trail that one thing I did see is that you can lure the fucking blind guy with the IV to the door? And I make him hurt people.

And make him hurt the fat guy. And he does a lot of damage to the fat guy. I saw that. So I might try that. I started watching Speed Runner content to see like what they were doing. I said it's broken. That's hilarious. That was the only thing I saw.

Like I saw no context for anything. So I didn't even know who that was. The black man is attacking a fat person. I love that. And he kills him literally and like maybe six hits. And I'm like that's hilarious. Yeah. The Speed Runner shit was fucking awesome.

Just seeing like some, even the way that the developers how they, that's why I know like, oh, the developers are smart. Like what am I criticized? Grace, for example. I'm like, I know she's written this way purposefully. This is what they want for fine. Because also, like, the developers, the way that they line up certain things for, like, I was so impressed by a guy.

I missed it, of course. I'm not fucking, oh, the zombies, there's three of them coming. And at one point, they're all lined up for, ba, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, that's so sick. Like, I just love finding, like, because I miss it like that. And third person, as Grace, I've made zombies run into other zombies before plenty of times. And I'm like, this is hilarious, but she stumbles. It bothers me a lot.

She does stumble sometimes, which I get stumbling. You know, she's probably having, yeah. Unbelievable amounts of panic attacks. It's the first, it's the first play through for me, so I'm just going the way they designed it. Yeah. But, yeah, I played, I played first person. So that's where I am. I'm like, I'll play first person Leon next.

That's disgusting. I saw people doing that and I was like, that shit looks ass. I saw people doing that. At the end of the game, it's probably going to be horrible because of the enemy. Dude, the chainsaw? The chainsaw people are fucking nuts. They're scary. It's really cool.

It's really cool. I love the one. Like there's one where you like if you knock them on the ground, the chainsaw will pull them towards. It's fucking insane. It's so dumb. You aggro the chainsaw. Like that's crazy.

It like, it like seeks you out. It seeks you out. And it doesn't even stop me. I'm gonna pick it up and it freaking cuts and you're like, bro, this chainsaw killed me just now. It's so funny.

I like, it's very good. I, I got it. I don't. So I'm early on. I don't know. It could change.

Early on, I'm feeling like, this is not top two but it's top five probably I'm enjoying it quite a bit but like wait till you get to your next Leon part as far as the game maybe yeah like I don't know if I'm you know what it is I just don't like

first person Resident Evil and so like this is half that yes I like it's actually more than half it's more grace than Leon yeah yeah right but it's just like and that's my I don't know unfortunate that is my unfortunate Resident Evil 7 is my least favorite one out of all of them oh I love I love Ari 7 I love, but I, I, I just like horror games in general.

Exactly. But that's, that makes perfect sense. And that's why, like, you know, whatever that got, uh, so what are the, one of the, one of the people that wrote in. I'm kind of like, how do you not understand that I'm not a huge horror fan? So, of course, I would enjoy Leon's game play a lot more than fucking a bumbling, scared, stereotypical. I like, woman. I don't mind. The fuck.

Yeah. Like, my wife loves horror game. She just bought a new one. And like the way that is designed, I'm like, oh, that shit's not for me. It's ridiculous, but purposefully in that way. They like that shit. It's not that I don't mind. Like, I like horror games.

It's just like the way Resident Evil says, Resident Evil just feels weird in first person. I don't know. I think that like the view is too constrained. I feel like I'm looking through a fucking, I don't even know. I feel like I'm looking through a telescope through my own head. It's very odd. It's like, it's very disorienting and it's just kind of like, I just think Resident Evil works best third person. I think it feels best third person.

I think you can still get enough scares in there. But it's also action-oriented up two and four, I think, are... Dude, I like two a little bit more than four technically as a horror game. But you know what I mean? Like, it just feels better to me. Two is a better game. Four is so fun to play. Four is fun.

Four is a good, a good-ass video game. I think it's a worst horror game that Resident Evil 2, though. I love saving the wolf and it helps you. That is my very part of four. I love that. How scary. And I wish you could have kept it. I don't know.

The fact he doesn't bring it home is like, bro, why don't we get animal companions and games more? just makes games better. I don't know why that's the thing. I was like, what's wrong? We had a streak for a while. It's cool. Yeah, for a lot of it. What we're talking about?

Got to work out that fucking dumb child. Yeah. If Trey's a dog, he would have been cooler. This is my dog boy. Yes, objectively. This is my dog wolf. This is my dog boy.

Objectively, if he had a dog named boy, it would be better. Absolutely. Absolutely. The dog is being a fuck out of somebody and a dog is mauling them. And the dog doesn't need to be there at that moment. He's not really doing much more than what Kratos is doing. Imagine the dog in that,

how do you know, seeing? How do you know? How do you know? No. If that dog was doing that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No.

He's rigged like a person, too. It's like when the dog becomes a person in the Sims. And the Sims when you hug the dog? Dude, I love the Sims glitches, man. I really. But I'm like, I'm liking it so far. I'm excited to get through more of it. It's a nice break from Marathon, too.

It's just like, man, it's so stressful. There's a Sims glitch where you can put death in a pool and he dies. What? Oh, that's like the death's like, that's been a bull when he dies. And it's like, what the fuck? You kill the gumber. I'm just like, you can't swim? That's great.

It's kind of crazy that he can't swim. He got those guys in this fucking submarine all pretty well. Oh, you got him good. Yeah. He stood up for a moment. Before they died, he was there. He's like, ha, ha, ha, ha. And they all just get pressure cold instantly.

I really still to this day, cannot believe they went down there with the fucking, like, a logitech controller, dude. I still to this day. That's bad. I'm like, that is crazy. That poor kid was like, I don't want to go on his dad. I was like, don't be a fucking idiot. Don't be a pussy. Come down with us.

Like, he's 90. Come down with us. Come down to the, he's chest. Be a man. Come down to the fucking submersible with us. Come down. Come on.

What are you gay? I just really, dude, you're 19. You're probably, well, maybe you're, I don't know what you're doing. But he's probably doing, involved in the, in the company, whatever the fuck now. I'm like, come on. Don't, don't go, brother. That sucks. Because I feel like you can press.

pressure 12, 13 year old. I feel past that you couldn't get me to do shit anymore. Like say when my, like say if my mom was like, hey, let's go to this thing you absolutely don't want to do. Like even like getting on a fucking, I'm afraid heights. Yeah. And so you couldn't pass like when my teens, you couldn't get me to get on a fucking roller roller.

After 15 or something like that, like you couldn't get me to do anything that I thought would be dangerous in it. You'd get me to do shit that like, this will make you feel happy, whatever, fine. Yeah, that's my whole relationship with Lily. I'll do it because it makes you feel happy. Like I'll do this with you. I'm not going to do something that makes me feel threatened to make you happy. Oh, yeah, that's the line.

Would you go into Titan submersible with a Logitech? There is no. If Lily decided to do that, I think I'd have to leave her. That was a Tucker Carl's a little. Oh, God. Because it's just so silly. It's so silly. The thought of actually, if someone asked me that, like the thought of that is that silly.

Would you leave Jojo if she said she wants to do that? Would I leave her? I'd be like, I think I'm going to have to leave you, Lily. I think you're too stupid for me to eventually marry you. That's a cry for help. I can't love you. I'll say this. Look,

I feel bad that, so Joe has been waiting for this fast and furious ride at Universal Studio to come out. Now, I heard about the ride. Dude, we're fans of the slot.

They were building that for a while. Like, I remember being there when they were building it. Yeah, and she was like, oh, I can't wait for this.

And I saw a preview of it. And I was like, I felt bad because I'm like, oh, no, I'm not into that. It's like a real fucked up roller coaster. And I was like, oh, it's a proper one?

Yeah. And I was like, and I was like, and I was like, I feel bad because she's been all excited for this thing. And I was like, bitch, you know, I'm not in the Heights. Damn. Like, because like, I, you know, now I feel bad.

I like them too. If you're, if you're, if you're, I don't know why. I'm afraid of heights. I don't, I don't, I don't really get it. I don't know if you're really afraid of it. Well, maybe not. I guess I don't have like a deep phobia of it. But like, like, I think I just like, I like speed.

I have no, like, say for example, space mountain's awesome because I can't fucking see the floor. It's so damn dark in there. I don't boss is on the more is that time I got one in there. I didn't fucking latch correctly. And I actively, I actively, I actively did this.

And it didn't go down. I never held on, like I was like Spider-Man. Like I was attached to it. And she was like, are you okay? And I got off and I was fretting. We did a loop.

I was like, I'm gonna die. Yeah. We do one loop. I'm cooked. Luckily there's no loop in space mountain. Is it straightforward? I love the,

what is it? The Gardens of Galaxy thing? Dude, that shit is, did you do with us? We went outside? Yeah, I went with the,

I went with the ice. I was on an edible. Dude, I was not an edible on the fucking Guardians of the Galaxy. What was it before? The Tower Terror. Oh. And so it's like the thing that levels up and then drops you.

We're going again next month. That scared these shit out of it, dude. We were all, because we all were like really tired by end of the night. And then Jalen shows up. And he's like, hey, you guys want edibles? And Jake, me, you and Justin all were like, hell yeah. That's crazy. And we were just space cadetting our way through Disney.

walking back I was so scared to that gardens again like by the time like because I went on first and then the edible didn't hit and then it hit while we were in line I was like oh no

like this is really scary and then I went in there and I was like I was convinced I was gonna shoot into the ceiling and explode I was like so convinced that it was gonna have I was like I don't think the seatbelt's right

and then like when it would go down I would lift off the chair and I'm like I'm not sitting I'm not sitting the seatbelt is holding me like in place but I'm not sitting as you get to the top and you see the whole part and you're like

that doesn't even phase be it like I think of the picture. Get us get up and jump out. In the picture, in the picture we have of that, like I'm stone face. Because I'm just, I'm,

I'm panicking. I'm silently panicking. But it was a lot of fun, actually. It's really fucked up, but I would love to see somebody dive out in that moment. Like, like, it's really like,

it's terrible, obviously, but someone just like. Yeah. I'd want to see that, but not the end result. I'd like to see. He just wants to see the other thing. I'd like to see the cleanup,

but with the body gone. The body being like the outline So just like the So the body is gone But the juices are everywhere It's like this was crazy I have a question I have an earnest question for you guys

Before we get into the questions Yeah For our patrons over a patroness For our patrons over a patroness This darn time That chalk outline Uh huh Have you ever seen that?

No No I don't even Does that exist? That's like I don't even ask Is that just not real at all? Uh

What I think it is real but I think it's like more archaic. I can't actually every time. I mean, but is it, you know what I mean?

Because like I looked at that on TV and shit and I was like, Yeah, is that it just a trope? Because that's like forensics, I think really came into a big part. I think forensics kind of made that obsolete. I can be wrong. That makes sense.

But like to me, I look at that like even in like movies and shit. And I, from forever ago. And I'm like, even in my own head when I was a kid, I was like, it's kind of silly that they do that.

Like it seems kind of silly. But I was like, I guess they do it. it does make sense to kind of know where the body is. But then, like, wouldn't you just take pictures? They do. Right, but, like, wouldn't that suffice? You know what I mean?

Like, I don't, I'm not necessarily, what I'm saying is, I'm not necessarily convinced that that was ever a real thing. And I'm, I could be convinced that it was just, like, a trope that they invented for the purpose of, like, cop movies. If somebody's in the audience and they know, they've seen it or, like, they just know the history of the shit a little bit more. I'm, I'm actually genuinely curious. Every person I've killed up, I'll line them and talk myself and I left their body. Okay, well, it's not necessarily what I'm talking about. It's pretty cool. Okay, well, we're going to move on to questions.

Got to do it. I don't even read this one. I'm just going to read it for the first time here. We'll see what this is. This podcast is too long. I always come in the first 45 minutes road in. That's a good length. 45 minutes is a good round.

Yeah. It's a good round, man. It takes me like 8. 45. 8, bro. Microseconds. Oh, wow. I'm a grown up now, man.

Eight, nine minutes. I'm already out the fight. Good for you, man. Hello, come, come, and comer. I've been listening since episode zero, finally decided to give you bastards my hard-earned money. Thank you, sir. As a reward, we're not even going to read the rest of your question.

As a reward. I recently lost my virginity shortly after turning 25. Oh, wow. Wow. What is a milestone you accomplished much later in life than most other people? if you can't think of anything what's something you did much earlier I was financially stable a lot earlier

than I thought it would be Yeah you were the first of us That was like what the fuck is this The first yeah you were the first Fentouslyable person It was a little jarring Because we were all struggling so bad That's the maybe crazy

I was surrounded by people fucking traipsing or like doing You know sucking people off for money That was now is Kingston Yeah And then people selling their ass for money That was also Kingston Jailin was doing hard work

But That's not hard work Jaylin was doing hard work It's sucking big for money, not hard work in its own right? I mean, not if you're not for you. It's literally hard work. Not for it. Nice.

It looks good. The, uh, but yeah. So that was like early and jarring. I remember at one point being like, oh, fuck. Like now it's like, I got to maintain this. This kind of sucks. I was kind of hoping to be, I was kind of excited. I was looking forward to like struggling through my 20s and like figuring it out.

But like hitting it early was kind of like, I don't know if. I don't know if this was supposed to happen really. I don't know if I'm smart enough. now to deal with this. And I was not. Oh, no one. Certainly. There's no...

I bought drones and shit. There's no young person that is going to get a decent amount of money in their pocket. That's going to be good with it unless they're like actively taught how to do that. Especially me because I was like, even at that age, I was, I was really ostensibly younger. Because I was like kind of home all the time. I didn't really go. Like, I was like younger in experience. So I was like 21, 22, but I was really like I was like 19 or something, you know.

Especially because you don't grow up, you didn't grow up with a bunch of money so your parents weren't able to really install with you how how to vigorously save money they did sort of but like it didn't give you the basics of but like it's not gonna that's not gonna it was just so crazy right it was yeah i just remember being like this is nuts that this is happening for nothing it makes sense and so like i was just i was going ham and i did to be fair i spent a lot of that money on like for like i covered rent for like a long time and like i would just like there were there were times where i would like spend like friends of ours would go on trips or whatever to like we would get like a cabin or something or like a like an Airbnb and I was like I'll

handle that I would tell them I have I have I have connections I was never connection I just bought it because they would give me a head you know we have we are friends they would never like accept something like that no no no what the fuck you do it's all pitchers like don't worry about it we'd all pitch in or you wouldn't eat for a month you're like yeah we pay for this at least and I was like I want this you guys can't afford it just let me just do it uh so I was like I would share it a lot, but that was like early for me. For me, I got my license late.

When did you get your license? 26. That is fucking very late. 26. I knew how to drive by 20. I knew how to drive a car by 22, but I didn't really, I think I've ever seen you drive it.

Didn't you, wasn't the last time you drove a car? You crashed it? No, not the last time. The last time before that? No, I drove like yesterday. Oh, really? You drive?

Yeah, I drive, no. And I just don't really go anywhere because we don't, I live in, my friends live in, my town. Yeah. Where am I going to go? I'm going to drive to my friend's house eight minutes away or drive here, another eight minutes away.

Can you imagine him driving? Like in your head, in your mind's eye? Well, no, only because I just never seen it. Right. Yeah. But I've never seen Carl Sagan drive either. I can imagine it. That's a good point.

That's true. But you have, you've also seen me not drive a lot as well. That's the thing. I've seen Carl Sagan not drive. No, you've never seen him not drive. You know you've never seen him drive. Is a difference? I'm confused now.

If you're wondering why it's, what took me so long. I had an insane glow up when I was around 23 and then took another year to develop confidence to match. I realized that if Kingston could get women, anyone can. That's crazy. What a fucking mean thing to say. That's what triggered it. Wait a minute. He has a girl. You know what's funny though? I've had like not with Kingsman

obviously, he's a friend of mine. I would ever say that about him. Even if I meant it. I don't. Am I that bad? No, no. Jesus Christ. No, we're fucking bustleful. But like, Start ripping my beard off, man. Andy Villanakis.

Do you remember Andy Milanois? Of course. The MTV. I'm in my left pocket. He's in my locket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I saw him on TV and I was like,

oh, if he can get on TV, I can make money. Yeah. I could, like, it was kind of like that. It's like, what the fuck? This is successful. I've seen Charleston White exist, you know? And he hasn't gotten like, I don't know, eating by a fucking rogue, rogue cat.

Who is that? Who is Charleston White? He's the guy. He's, do you know what Charleston White is? No. I know who Charleston Heston is. Of course, I don't. The guy from Atlantic Commandmen.

Yeah, and all the other dumb old movies. Who's this fake person? What's this? Like, skinny black guy that's like always involved in some sort of like near tangentous of conservative space.

Do you know the guy that played super hot fire? Remember that rat battles? Oh, yeah. So not him. That's not Charleston White, but he had a fucking fight with gypsy, Gypsy prince, that fucking racist nigga that does the clown thing

and he lost the fight to him. And it's like, come on. You can't be losing fights. white supremacist, man. That's crazy. You can't lose white supremacists. You can't. You have to beat them up.

That's super unfortunate. You have to whoop their asses. His heart wasn't in it. And then he went on his fucking Coon tirade in their fucking, you know, they're like, their back,

their conference. You know, like when they go back and forth when they box just have the, uh, sure, the pre-fight preamble or whatever it is. Yeah.

He was just doing Coon shit. And I was like, no, you can't, you can't. You can't. I had nothing worse than a Coon, man.

Ain't nothing. I don't have an opinion. It needs nothing worse than a Coomers. Nothing worse. Does it not... In the grand... In the grand cosmos. Nothing more disturbing than the Coon.

It's a fucking overview of Carus Owens. I thought we were talking about Mars. We were talking about Mars and we can't let them come to Mars if they keep them away. Right. You've got to keep the... The traitorous blacks out of... Mars. The traitor is blasts.

Out of the greater expense of our solar system. Would you leave? Would you leave? Just give me my fucking, I'm going to go. I'm going to go, Carl. You're having something going on. Would if, let's say like the Earth is doomed, right? Okay.

Let's say. Like it's like actively doomed? Like, immediately. Is it okay to leave some people behind? It's okay to be like you guys can't come. Sorry? Yes. Would you be okay with it knowing that you'd be probably be in that group too?

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, yeah. Yeah, whatever. Where are we going to go? Anything you go is going to be even scary or whatever. Who cares? That's what all the billionaires are trying to do, aren't they right? Instead of trying to fix the world, they're trying to get a generation ship in disguise. That's fine. We try to hopefully get fixed the world while they're gone. While they're gone and they come back and they're like, oh, it's awesome. We fixed it. You know, as far as I do other people are just going to step in their place.

To the point. Yeah, but I hope it's better. I hope it's decent people. The only good thing about, the only good thing about a billionaire is that they've stepped on another billionaire to get there. Hopefully they're not the worst millionaire. Yeah, yeah. Hopefully they're not the worst millionaire, you know? You kind of just have to hope that, you know what I mean? But I just think money corrupts. I think, I think you can be, I think we have to like genetically engineer or like a leader, unfortunately.

Oh, like in a petri dish? Yeah, like, oh, this is the best leader possible. Those weird brain cells that were playing like fucking Doom. Do you see that? Yeah. They're like brain cells in a petri dish and they were figuring learning how to play Doom. Oh, that's creepy. I didn't know about that.

They were going through it and like failing and then like getting better. It's really upsetting. Oh, great. Really demystifies the whole human experience thing. I think it mystifies it more. It's like, what the fuck? We're doing that at that base level. And somebody just can't fucking, I don't know, talk to women?

No, because that. Yeah, but there's a way. I gave it. Whatever. We got to build a decent human being to lead the world. And hopefully they don't get corrupted, but they might. That's the problem. And we make them too smart and everything like that.

It would just be, we'll have a Victor von Doom running around. It's like, oh, man, this can use magic literally. Whatever. It's on your glow up. Yeah, guys don't get late, man. It's really not that late once you do it, but it's pretty cool. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. You could, it's really not that late or really, whatever.

Like, people have different fucking, I don't know what's better or worse. It really doesn't matter. Yay. As long as you're not fucking pre like 16, I'm fine with it. Is that bad? Yeah, it's not great. Whoops. You see?

Yay. See? See? And look at him. Head back to you. You see? You see? It wasn't smart.

It's not good. not good for you. It's not great. Our front head got eight at 12, one of our good friends. And it's like, this is. I'm going to continue.

And he's like, it didn't help. What is 12 to the cosmos? What is, what is, what is, that's crazy? He's like,

what is an age of consent to the grand scheme? Stop. In the grand scheme of the cousins, on this pale blue dot. Who cares how old she is? Fucking cop just arrested as he's saying it.

He's like, he's going out this fucking soliloquies. He hits his hand on the top of the car door. A cop kicks him in the door. He's like, loaning around the one guy

just kicks in his neck gets caught on the top of it. That was my fucking sister. You fucking clean. Typically, maturity is reached a thing. They're clubbing him, dude.

They're clubbing him. They hit him with a fucking nightstick and he's fine. He's on phase. He's on face. He's on, he's on, he's on,

He bobbed his head like bombs, but he's completely fine. The nice thing is damaged, the visibly damaged. Oh, God, anyway. I'm still going to cream snake beater, Rodin. He says, hello fellas. What is some of the oddest threats? What is this?

You say or I've said to your friends. I've never threatened my friends, first off. I would never do such a thing. Right. When our friends would piss me off, I would say, don't fucking stop. I'm going to give you the best head you've ever had. Whoa.

I recently wish Chris would never be able to calm down again. I thought that was such a crazy thing to say because I can't. There you go. There you go. That's why I said to you, I was like, I hope you lose the ability to do a backflip or something. It's like,

you don't have it. But now it's in there. But now it's in there. Now you know when you can't calm down, it's probably me. My wish is my intent. Which I do believe in manifestation. Manifestation is real, I think.

Israel? Israel. Up, there is real again. they manifest Kirk's death I can't think of anything They didn't have anything I can't think of anything When a big kicks in love together

We would riff on the couch For like an hour Two hours You're saying I hope your fucking friend I hope your dog dies The moment you love it the most And all sorts of things That's really fucked up

Like the moment you find happens It'll be get stripped away from you Just insane That's just insane That would somebody Probably you lose the lottery And die immediately You know

Like lose a lottery Lodary and dying is crazy Because you see you fucked up And you're like oh man Man you take a step up to the street And car And car It wasn't even coming.

It was actually thrown at you. How was that late? I was actually thrown at you. I was waiting for the process of what I said. I was watching a video with two gentlemen in India. We're walking. Let me guess. Train?

No, not train. Truck. Oh, that's switching it up. Dude, I've seen so many train videos from India. I don't know what it is about it.

The one of the guy hit his head. And he tried to act like he was fine. Oh, on the ride? On the ride. You're not fine. You're going to die. Oh,

if you fall asleep, you're going to die. If he could be fine. He could be fine. He could be fine. Like, well, find his relative, find his relative, find his relative. He might survive that. Chris, he got hit and it sounded like they were playing a brass band.

Yeah, but he sat down afterwards and he was contemplating. He knew. He knew it was like, oh, man. Getting hit so hard that you understand that you're going to die is crazy. That is great. I took my last shower three months ago. You fucking asshole. One of our friends, this is fucked out.

I'm going to tell you guys right now. One of our friends was telling you, like, how people are on schizophrenia. schizophrenic people in America, often their hallucinations are often violence, right? Oh, violent hallucinations? Yeah, violenceations. Yeah. And then she was like, the ones in India,

and I innocently said, well, the hallucinations are what water? And I laughed so hard that my house started shaking. He's exaggerating, obviously. I'm not. I'm not. The child, my child neighbors were started holding his head. It was like, oh, no, it's happening again. This guy thinks you think you think you,

You fucking your dragon-born Shouts and shit. I wish I get to fooling people. Oh, this is interesting. Joker is more me, but we don't have to spend much time on it. Joker, but with some motion, wrote it. I like that. He says, hey, all, God for me.

God for being, a clown, get some motion. He says, hey, all, just saw a rise against the live for the first time in Madison, Square Garden, I assume. For Madison? They play Madison, Square Garden? Maybe Madison. Madison.

Madison. Wisconsin? Because why would just say Madison Square Garden? You would at least see MSC or something. They wouldn't play Madison Square Garden now. And I can confirm that their problem with their new album is 100% the mix and mastering. That's so annoying. That's annoying, though.

I have to go to the show to hear the better version. Probably. That sucks. It's crazy how good the first three or four songs for the album can sound when it doesn't sound like Tim using a tin can for a pop filter. Are there any songs you disliked until you heard it live? No, but there are musicians that I've heard. heard live that changed my mind about them. Or not necessarily, I like them

already because I was there seeing them, obviously. But, like, Devin Townsend live is crazy. Like, to the point where, like, I don't even really listen to any of the stuff that he's done, like, mastered or recorded. Like, his Spotify, he's barely on my Spotify at all because I go, I go to YouTube and listen to the live shit because it's so unbelievably good in comparison.

I don't know what that master, that crazy shit, that wizardry is, but I don't know if there's like the opposite. I don't know if I could point you a song that I dislike until I heard it live. Yeah. Artists that I kind of started liking live much more.

Which ones? Adele and, um... I hate Adele. I love Adele. He's such a good singer. You know, fucking fat she is. She's not fat anymore at all.

She's unfat. Bothers me. She's too fucking scared. Bothers me how fat she was. Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe she was ever that fat. I can't believe she would ever fucking insult me like that.

What's what I see? The weekend. The weekend live really too respectful of him. Because I always like the weekend. like seeing him sing live was like damn this guy can really sing yeah and he broke his voice that's how hard he said oh really he broke his voice he had to cancel the tour so me he saw the last show before he canceled that's drug son oh he deed he was he was he was he was suited you got to be suited to go there he was using for sure for a while I think to be on that stage and

do that shit in general at that level of fame like I don't think you could do that sober really like maybe you could I think to start you need like I don't think the human I don't think the human brain is like built to to understand that. I think to start you got to be on drugs. I think you can get used to it after it.

Right, but like think about the most popular ape. You know what I mean? Harambe? Yeah, but he didn't, I guess so,

yeah. But he didn't know, you know, like it wasn't aware. He was a post-popularity thing. Like, I mean like an ancient, like,

the most popular caveman. What was that? Like six people? You know? Yeah. Like, you're great. Or like,

Oh, you go, you know? Or whatever caveman's Like, yeah, that. You know? That's understandable. Like millions of people or like thousands of people and a fucking crowd.

It's weird. It definitely, you definitely have to put your blinders up. You got to detach. Yeah. Like Michael be Jordan winning, fucking winning an Oscar and going in and out afterwards. That pissed me off,

by the way. Why? That he won that. Why? Because the guy who played his brother didn't get fucking anything. Yeah, Michael B. Michael C. Jordan didn't get a damn thing.

Yeah. Michael C Jordan didn't get a damn thing. He didn't get fucking anything. He got. Snubbed. Stack got Snubbed. Yeah, they fucked over Stack.

And he died too in the movie? Come on, Stack. Can I say something? I like Sinners quite a bit. I don't know if it's that good of it. If it was Oscar-worthy? It's like an A-plus movie. I think it's great.

But I feel like the way people were talking about it was kind of odd. I really quite enjoyed it. I think I know what you mean in a way that I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. but also I almost felt like it was more, I felt like it was more of an art piece than it was an actual film to me.

In a way that like I don't really desire to watch it again. But like in a way that like I don't want to go to a museum multiple times where I like, I appreciate what I saw. Like this was awesome. This was great. I love museums. Am I weird? I really,

really. No, I mean, people like people all over the world. I want to go to different ones though. Like I love going to the Met. I love that place. Oh, like you go like and see the same thing. Every time I've been to New York, I've gone to the Met.

But they usually, by the time you go back, they have different stuff. They have different stuff. Dude, I went, I went to you, they had the fucking proper like samurai exhibit. That shit was absurd. Yeah, I would love the boy. Did they interview a samurai? I wish.

Here's a small Asian man trying to kill. They have them locked in a box. You'd ask him questions. They have them like on stasis. Please help me. Please. I should have died a long time ago. My world is gone.

My family's going to help me. Everything scares me. They gave him like, a blunted sword so he can't kill anyone because he tried the first time he killed a few people and they're like, all right, we'll not make that same a state. I like the idea that they would give him a sharp store to start with. Well, you got to give

the samurai a sword. Yeah, yeah. He pops out of the box, kills like three people. He kills. He's like doing the fucking teleport slash of people. And they're like, drank him, drank him. Whoa, a samurai. How many do you kill? Help me.

Aw. This is a... What a chip. Put me down. That's a samurai. What a loser. What a loser. You just wanted to get out of here?

Fucking nerve. I wanted to come here for you. Please, I'll teach you if you let me... If you kill me... If you kill me, I'll teach you... They didn't teach him to say... They didn't teach... They only taught him English,

enough English to, like, answer questions about samurai. Oh, that's it. Stop. They didn't teach him how to ask for help even. I'm samurai I want to go to sleep So stupid Such a dumb fucking idea

But I think I think so there's a good movie I think it's a really It is an art piece It is a very Artsy film Yeah But I think it's such a It's so like

It's interesting that you guys are saying that I love that film Not the reverse exactly But it felt like more of like a movie movie to me Oh it did I yeah Because this is vampires you know And they're just like

I don't know It's a ton of symbolism though It's like symbolism the film It's like insane amount That's exactly why I... The shot of that one shot in the barn whenever all the music is happening. I thought that was like an Oscar-worthy shot.

I think it should have gotten something for it for sure. But I don't know. The movie felt like, oh, it's because vampires are so deeply unsurious to me. That like it being an Oscar movie feels kind of wild. I understand. Oscar movies should be about like a retarded kid with AIDS. Yeah.

Or something. Yeah. Like I have Sam or something. Yeah, the Dallas Byers AIDS Club. Yeah. Dallas Biers and Retards Club. Dallas Reards Club. Dallas Retards Club.

Is that when Matthew McCona has AIDS or something in that movie? Jared Lato has AIDS or something? Yeah, they both have AIDS. Basically, yeah, they're all just walking around with AIDS. It's like Osmosis Jones, but with AIDS. And Matthew McConae. AIDS Moses Jones. Dallas Biascovers is a hard movie to watch, man.

That movie is fucking sad. It's Jared Latelyt coughing and that it cuts to an animated whimsical adventure in his body. Gets an Oscar fucking nomination. You know what I found about? Osmosis Jones because I actually never seen that movie. You never seen it? No. That makes sense. What the fuck? I don't know.

That was right around the time that we would have watched that. We were like 70. I saw the trailer. I don't know. And that's where that I'm a wet blood sale. That kid rock song that everybody talks about is from that fucking movie. Yeah. We've brought that up a couple times on the show. We said it was in Osmosin. Well, I'm sure I've mentioned it

before. Probably. But like that's the only way that I know it is from Cosmosis Jones. The Kid Rock plays like a... I don't know if he plays or if they just use the song in anime. You know what I mean? Yeah, he's animated or whatever. But like,

yeah, he's on stage in like a club seat in this bar. And he's talking about statutory rape. And fucking blood cell. Chris Rock is like schmoozing while this is going on. It's like brother, what? Yeah.

I just funny though. Since I was older, technically that movie was more for me because like, it's a mature fucking movie. It's like a movie for like 13, 14 years. Yeah. You know, animated.

I love the show on WB. I love the show on WB. Ozzy and Dricks. I didn't know there was a show. I watched that as well. I didn't even matter in the bladder put the mean in the spleen, put the hustle in a muscle. I don't remember that. I didn't even know there was a fucking show. There's a show for all those movies. Like Embers New Groove has a show. Yeah.

Embers New School. Members new school. Oh, is that what it was? I was going to say they sent Cretos to school. It's not Grados. It's Kuzko. You know what they got to do? He's opening a book and slam me it on someone said, I think Earth the kids in the show, too, right?

I don't know. They didn't get David Spade, but they got the... So the guy to replace David Spade was the Dean on community. Oh, really? That makes sense. Oh, fucking. It's like actually a perfect... I forgot his name, but I like that guy. Jim Rash, I think is his name.

I like that guy. He's great. But he was a great choice for that, too, because it's like, I was watching that show. And I remember being like, is that him? Kind of sounds a lot like... The kids in that movie in general is crazy. You know it was one of the worst replacements. Great movie.

I love that movie. You know, Aladdin. And it's short. Rob Williams, right? Rob Williams. So they did the second movie. Which one? Aladdin.

Oh, yeah. Aladdin, too. They did Aladdin too. They replaced them with... That's not Jafar's revenge. No, Return of Jafar. Return of Jafar. Returns of Javier.

Returned to Ferex. They replaced him with Homer Simpson. No. They replaced him with Homer Simpson. Oh, Dan Castellanetta. Yes. Right. Yeah.

And I can't... It's just like... Ha! ha! ha! It's not that funny. It was like maybe a nasal accent. It was like a little, yeah. Like a deaf homer, but it was this kid killed him. Kings has been very generous with that.

I appreciate it. It's like what are your parisotial friends out of fucking, uh, uh, your parisotial fans at a, at a comedy club? You're like, hey, hey, uh, it's just like the videos. It's just like the videos. He's clapping. Hey, security. He's clapping blood out of his hands. Security.

Shoot him in the neck. his soul. Shoot him in the neck. Tear up his ID. So they can't identify it. It's a fucking headless mess. Get a really strong guy to squish his face real real hard. Kill him. God damn it.

There was a Tarzan show. I remember there was a Tarzan show. What was the Tarzan show? What could that possibly even about? Tarzan's Avengers would his Oh, is he like learning how to... Was he in Manhattan or something? He's fighting cheat diggers. I mean, cheat of people. Cheet tiggers. You suck for that. Why?

That's not a good Why didn't they? Okay. Why not Chiggers? I like Chi Tiggers more. Chiggers is that kind of ambiguous. Chiggers is, uh,

is, Blasian, in it? Is Chinese N words? Yeah. Is that a real thing? So what about that, that,

you know, I was just learning about that streamer that's all, that's all Brooklyn down and shit? Who's that? She's some Asian chick? I know she is. I forgot her name. Nina.

Yeah. Nina. Yeah. Nina. Yeah. To me, she went viral because she's being interviewed like in like time square or something. I like it a lot.

I like it's just. Tekken. Nina's a good. I was like weirdly infatuated with Nina and Tekken. I don't even really know why. Yeah. This is something.

I like the name and I like to buy it. You know, you'll put something like, oh yeah, I like that. I like German names so I can't judge. That's what I...

Yeah, you like fucking Adolf Hitler. He's Austrian. I already have... What's the difference? If I ever had a... In different countries. Yeah.

How different? They're by fucking borders because they speak German. They don't have the... It's like how we try to pretend Austrian language. It's like how we try to pretend like Hoboken people

aren't New York, like you are. Hey man, look, man. He's Austrian. There's people in Connecticut. There's like, there's like a radius. There's a tri-state area. There's a radius where it's just like, there's parts of Connecticut where it's like, you're a New Yorker. Yeah. And then there are people upstate New Yorkers like, you're not.

You're in fucking Buffalo. Get the fuck out of you. Yeah. Buffalo people are New Yorkers. No, they're not. There's not. There's not from New Yorkers. They're not Canadian. They're more Canadians than they're not New Yorkers. They're not. Have you been to Buffalo? Yes. That place is the fucking Hodeyhood. It's not Canada. Niagara Falls.

Well, they got they got pushed out. That's Buffalo, not Niagara Falls, a different place. Ah, well. Niagara is different. It's the same place. It's just, they will let, have you been to Buffalo?

Have you been to downtown Buffalo? It's like, it's very niggerfield. It's like, it's not what New York means. I understand that, but like the hoods of New York City and hoods of a buffalo are very similar. This is a lot of thought.

I would, I would say, shut up. Let's get another question in here. Yeah. Let's fucking hurry this. Did we answer that guy's question? Are we good?

I don't even know. Oh, is there songs like, oh yeah, there's the songs that we liked better. Oh, right. Did you have anything? Oh, shit. Yeah, no, well, I don't know how we got off on this day.

I would just say, no, fucking, if you're a fan of, like, ancient, like, well, ancient bands that came out and, like, bands that came out and, like, punk bands, metal bands that recorded in, like, the 70s through fucking 80s, it sounds like it was, it was potato shit.

Right. Yeah, because they're recording on a fucking speaking spell. When they play live, it sounds fucking phenomenal. Like, say, there's a band that I've never, look it. There's a lot of people in the metal community that will probably agree with me that, like, we don't understand. It's kind of like, Motorhead for some reason is given, like, a pass because they're, bro, Motorhead has like two songs. That like they're not, I don't know anyone who fucking listens to Motorhead.

And they won an Oscar, I mean, sorry, a Grammy one fucking year when late into their career, Everyone know, I don't know anyone I didn't even listen to that shit. Anyway, they have one song that sounds very similar to the Aces Spades and everyone's heard that song. We have a song called Iron Fist. Like, I've heard the original. I was like, that song's like, that song's good. It's actually a good fucking song, but it sounds like piss on the recording. And so.

That's such a bummer, man. It's trickling. And it's a bummer with that rise album too because I just didn't like that album overall generally. Even if it sounded better, I think I would like it less. But like, there are some ones where I'm like, damn, I hear it. Like I could hear what this would sound like. So yeah. It's just like it's all drowned out and I'm like, why did you do this?

That was such a bummer. What a choice. I always wonder about it's their ears just getting old and they just can't hear as well. There's no way. Well, I don't know. It seems possible. You know what I think I think there's in the same way we're talking about like toxic positivity

than like the Concord and High Garden, a lot of shit like that. I think there, and I believe this because I've been in the studio with you don't want to criticize the producer. Yeah, it's like, that sounds great. Yeah, you just go along with it. And everyone's kind of looking at it. And music is so subjective too. It's just like, oftentimes you hear shit and it's like, I'm just not fucking with this.

Yeah. You know? Dude, there was, I actually, I wish somebody would have criticized me where there's a song. I re-recorded, in a band that I was in, We Are the End, I re-recorded a song maybe a year or something ago because I hated my drum performance so much. And that song blew up. Like, it has like hundreds of thousands, one of our most popular songs. And I was like, my drum performance is so bad. And there was a part of the song that I didn't understand and no one called me out on it.

Because I kept playing. I kept entering a segment wrong because the count was off. And we weren't playing to a fucking metronome recording because we were stupid. Sometimes people like that. Well, the messiness of it. It does contribute in some weird way. I think subconsciously. I think how Phil Collins talked about how like that famous that, you know, the, I can't remember.

What's the song? Ranges to you and me. But I was just like, I didn't know what I was doing. Made it up. Yeah. Like you didn't have a written down. But that shit sounds awesome. What I'm explaining is much different than that.

Because I even like, if you listen to Iron Man in the little, the kick, kick when it's like, the kick is kind of a little messy. Yeah, yeah. But that's cool. My shit was, okay, this beat, this riff, there's a four count in it. It's supposed to be played four times. I didn't understand the riff. And so me, I thought it was like three times. no one called me out on it.

Well, true, but it blew up. So, like, you know, who are you to argue in some cases? It's just, you're wrong. No. You might be George Lucasing yourself. No. I promise you.

Middle Chlorians. When I re-recorded the song, and now that, like, the, it was the drums are programmed because it's, fuck, I don't know, I need drummers. So, and then I just did it. People are loving this updated version, and it's getting a lot of views on the thing. Okay, cool.

But it's just like one of those things that, like, it felt so good to, like, Have people not go back to that old recording because of how sloppy. I just wished my band members would have been like, hey, you suck. Like, you're playing this wrong. And I would have been like, oh, shit. Like, yeah, help me figure this out. But everyone was too nice.

Nice. They just didn't want to. He would have said. He would have a fucking guy. I picked up his whole drum set and ran away. I figured the entire thing. Runs away. It's like, dang, dude.

You said you were a little bit off. No, I'm embarrassed. It's a bad fucking track, dude. it's bad luckily a lot of people aren't music literate and they couldn't understand how bad it is so there's that yeah I'm toozic literate

what was that? What was that? What was that that that you just did? I don't know but I like it your twosick literate is that what you said? I don't know you're talking about yeah you're I agree I agree that did not that did not happen what is this let's see let's get one more and then we'll get into the

I don't know where we're at I don't know either I'm just upset because I have to do taxes today I'm really angry Let's get it down in like an hour I just don't want to do it I don't want to pay somebody I do you do it for me

What are you doing? I do have to go there and know how much money I have to give the government Who gives the shit? There's true I like your steadfastness though I like how you're like responsible And ahead of it because

I'm gonna be honest man There's a part of my youth That's still hanging on to me Is giving the government anything And so I delayed is huge humanly as possible. I do the same thing. You wait until the 10th?

Of April to get it. No, I fucking, I file an extension. Yeah, I do the same thing. I just get it over with it. I'm not doing this shit for you. I just, I can't, that part of me, I can't let it go. The government is so clearly fucked and I'm just like, I just, I don't even. I hate that I'm expected.

It feels morally compromising to do it. Yeah, it feels really bad. It 100% does. And the thing, I even thought about this because I was like talking to Jojo about like, oh, eventually, you know, we got a balance, man. Like, how could I contribute to the system? And then she points out, in the same way, we're talking about AI slop and everything, because we're contributing the iPhone, the shoes, everything's a part of something.

You've got to have your lines. But she was pointing out when things, she's like, you know, it sucks that even if you move, if your money's still coming from the U.S., you still got to pay those U.S. taxes, and I'm still contributing to the system. And I'm like, thanks, bitch. You know, like, I'm trying to, I'm trying to at least do something to be a less in the system. But then she's also reminding me that I'm like, yeah, I know. I know.

thank you just show you I gave her a good dragon punch the other day dude I fucking deped oh man it was good

follow through it was like Ken where I got multiple hits off of one hit you hit me to the back foot landing because to me I love when one punch

my favorite thing about video game that's my favorite thing about fucking fighting games dude the the bloody a punch by gin in MVC2

with a fucking meck the the Gundam essentially the mobile suit punches and you get like 12 hits off of one punch. The fact that he does that is like, that means that suit is watching the whole time. That is watching for that cue.

He had the best supers because you do that, the bloody a punch pop, but then he would jump in the fucking mobile suit and target you and just start shooting the fuck at you. And then it goes first person. Sick as animation. That's what that's in my, the guy with the white bandana with the white. Yeah, gin. He had really? Yeah.

So he fucking, if you do his, uh, like it's like, uh, um, half circle back fucking hypercombo you'll just start seeing bullets start raining so all you got to do is block but if it gets you pop pop pop pop pop and then he jumps

and then you start seeing the first person and the fucking cross hair and it's like popa popa pappa shoot it's so sick I loved his hyper combos they're so sick dude he had one gay one though

where you just turn into a fucking tornado and just throws you I'm like oh cool this is a right in this is a right in so I have two here that I think are really funny oh good well this one first one's just like

just because it's relevant to some of the stuff you talk about. Fun fact, there is a young adult book trilogy about dinosaurs zombies. Okay. Young adult, so sexual? I assume, yeah. That's what young adult kind of shorthand implies. Is that what that means?

That to me, yeah, it's like, it's like romance kind of thing. It's just like young adult implies like, um, like twilight. You know, like, oh, so there's like romance in the involved 50 shades of gray kind of like that's not young adult, but like, you know what I mean? Like the, uh, what do you even fuck it? Like, it's definitely going to be like a romance. It's a romance, Maxie. Yeah. Okay. Maxie, okay.

Gotcha. But he says, Hello, my brethren. I love the idea that being an FBI enlist prepares you for BOWs in any way. Least of all, the towering brain girl that stalks you. But even after finding yourself tied up upside down and somehow getting yourself out of that, it's still not enough to prove how much strength you have in the face of complete Eldridge Horrors. So I brought this up a little bit earlier.

Grace immediately bothered me. Grace immediately bothered me Because it was raining She had a hoodie and she didn't have her hood up And I was like, what are you? It's fucking crazy. Yeah It's fucking crazy shit.

Right. I don't understand it. And then he bothered me immediately too Where she's upside down. Uh-huh. She gets herself out of the thing. She uses the glass. I'm like, okay, I'm getting it.

I'm all right, this is smart. She undoes, she cuts the, what is it? The strap. And then she undoes her other one. And then instead of just like, going up and undoing the straps on her feet, she, like, rocks the thing back and forth to, like, topple it. Yeah, because you can sit up.

And make a shit ton of noise. I'm like, you can just do a sit-up. If she would have done it, she would have fell. But it's still, like, is the same. She fells no matter what. She fell worse. She fell worse, I think. I guess.

Because, like, the whole thing is that, like, if she, because when you sit up, right, it's just, it's just, it's ridiculous. It's just cooler to do it that way. Well, yeah. It's not as practical. Yeah. But that's the whole thing, like, what, it's like, like, people that are saying this stuff. I'm like, you're not paying attention to that.

That like there's these things that are written a very specific way to heighten certain things. All I'm doing is pointing out that it's stupid, but I get it. It's all dumb. Like there's a scene where Leon chainsaw us through a bolt and I'm like when you get rid of the chainsaw

at the first time, when you use it and that breaks. He chains us through a bolt, but it's a sliding bolt on his side. Yeah, I thought he he could, he could just move it. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's fucking ridiculous. It's just cool. I'm not sweating it too much, but I'm noticing I'm like, no, but there's nothing wrong with point out. I just, I don't understand when

people get upset when I'm like, listen, why is this attached to your ego? Why you're upset that I'm pointing out something that you like? Anything that I like, guys, criticize it as much as you want. It's not going to have any hindrance on me. As a matter of fact, I'll laugh. You know, one of my favorite moments I think about this every once in a while. Because, you know, I'm so upset about disturbing, David Freeman. and fucking signing bombs and shit like that and, you know, the lead singer signing bombs. I think it's cool.

But like, so one thing that came up, I was talking about, I was trying to defend like disturbs catalog in a way. And I remember I was, um, all right, this guy was fucking, you're like a fucking video game like glitched out a second. I was trying to defend this one song and, um, I was pointing it out to you. And you made like fun of the song and the way that he sings.

And it made me laugh so hard because, like, you were also so right about how you were mocking his voice in the song. You were, it was this one song. It's like one of their ballad kind of songs, but not the, not the, hello, p. Darkness or whatever. I was just saying hello penis. I was going to say because the stupid. That's crazy. That's crazy.

The, the parody that I did came to my mind first. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. That is crazy. But, like, it made me laugh so much. And like, and I don't understand how people can't do that with them. Like, here's something that I. enjoy. I'm trying to make an argument

that like, hey, this is actually good. You mock it, and I think it's fucking hilarious. I think most people can't. I think the people who are allowed. I think a lot of people can't. I think the thing is that, like, I think a lot of people can attach their loves to themselves. Yeah, exactly. So you're attacking their character. And that's what I'm like, but stop doing

that. Stop doing that. It's like, it's not supposed to be a critique on you or even your taste because I think everybody's allowed to like schlock and dumb stuff. So even when I would mock anything, when I would mock hereditary or anything, I'm like, you're allowed to love that movie And I'm just saying that

Hey one of our friends is like she like she like she like She thinks hereditary is such a good movie And I'm like that movie is like not bad But it's like Like I wouldn't say really ridiculous I would just say it's not as deep as a lot of people are saying It's not for me but like it's fine The scene of him going to bed dog

And his mom like the fact that his mom finds Like what kind of day did she have? Listen I'm gonna go to check the car Oh Oh Listen, that movie, let's not, let's not open it.

What were you going to say? What was another movie you saw? I don't, there's just another movie that people were saying similar things. There's this older lady. She's in like the snow. It might have been Minnesota or something. It came out recently in theaters where it's kind of like the psychological thriller.

And I watched it. Jojo put it on thinking because she heard all these good things about it. I wish I remember what it's called. It is, I couldn't believe. It was actually shocking how bad it was But seeing people write reviews about how deep and a psychological It's fucking I promise you It's a movie that we should watch because it's so I was I was shocked

I was actually because she was shocked She was like oh I Everything I was told was told about it It's kind of like if somebody came up and gave you rave reviews You didn't know a thing about the Big Bang Theory And like this show is so fucking funny guys Like I cry laughing And you know great

I want to watch a new sitcom And then you watch you're like, huh? Like, it's that, that jar. I wish I remember what the movie was called. But anyway. That's how I felt about scrubs when I first saw it. Oh, really? Kind of.

It's not that I didn't like scrubs. It's just that the people who were trying to sell me scrubs really oversold scrubs to me. I feel the same way about Sopranos to a degree. Because I don't think it's as funny as like always sunny or something. I agree with that. What are you saying? The Sopranos? I feel the same way about the Sopranos.

I agree with that. But I like the Sopranos. I like it a lot. It's just a very different show than I was going and expecting. The tone. is that like it's really it's very betraying because you go into thinking you're going to get

a Goodfellas-esque which is it's very good fellas' like you never mind you're going to get Godfather's series it's more comedy than drama than I did you watch over the first time I watched the first time maybe in 2000 maybe like 11 How old are we around that time? What the fuck is to 11 my friend?

11 between 12 and 11 11 11 11 well how low are you around in 2011 17 17 18 18 18? See, I wonder, see, like, for my age, I wonder if I would have caught it around that time. If I would have felt the same way, like, oh, this is the best television. The moment racism came into it me, like the moment the racism showed up in that show, because it's funny. Unfortunately, the reason of that show is definitely funny.

It's so self-aware. Like, you don't pass out looking at a box of Uncle Ben, and you're so, you're so unsurious. Black Russ guy. Who did this? Fucking N-person. The way the kid, like, this is just like. The kids face in that frame It's like

Oh dad what the fuck I'd say Yeah I don't I like it a lot It's but it's very It's so much funnier than I thought it was going to be Totally killing my over the horse It's almost got like a

It's almost shot like It's shot like like seventh heaven almost It's weird It's not it's not shot It's not shot in the way that I thought it would be shot Because it's just older and it's different His little bitch ass son being terrified of the fucking war in Iraq It's fucking hilarious

It's like what is I saw that scene going around Every single I think we're going to bomb the Middle East or something, right? He's saying, like, actively nervous. Like, that's crazy. A post like a show like The Wire, the Wire is hyper serious. Right, right. All the time.

Well, that's what people, I think that was the issue where when people think about HBO shows, it's mostly serious drama type stuff. So the only serious drama and Kirby enthusiasm. Right. Which is just straight comedy, but it's like, that's it. But like, even before like, Kurt, because like, it was the two extremes of the things you can like kind of have on television. Yeah. You can have extreme comedy or you can have extreme, you know, drama and serious, serious shit. Like, it was different in a way that there was other, I don't know if it was stars or whatever, but they had a different catalog of like, there was that California show.

Like that, like that, like that were stuff like that where they had this different. And weeds actually has, if you watch weeds, it's like you can enjoy soprano. So if you saw weeds first, because weeds is a silly drug show, but about like a, you know, centered around a mom. That's the little box. I don't remember That's the theme song I haven't seen in so long But I've watched multiple seasons of wheeze

And I really like it I only know that because like there's like a Rise Against B-side album where they did that song for some reason Oh really? A punk version of it was like this is kind of cool Oh interesting But uh yeah Supranos it's a good show but the first

The tone that it has Is a little betraying of the way people talk about it I went in expecting But that show is very nuanced And that's how it's hyper new ones It's not the show's fault right That was this people's fault Yeah it's people's expected

I went in expecting like a Breaking Bad type of thing. And Breaking Bad is funny, but it's funny in a different way. Not nearly as much. Breaking Bad is a comedy. Breaking Bad is a comedy. Breaking Bad is a dark, dark, dark comedy. It is comedy.

There's comedy. But it's darkest, and by the end of it, it's not really that funny. It's like, it goes, it goes away. It's not really that funny about it. When a guy's a slave and the dude die. Hank. Well, dude, it is. It is insane that like somebody walks out with half their face missing and like,

you know what I mean? Like, that's definitely like, you thought he locked in. It's funny I think it's funny After the fact But it's definitely At least Me the first time I saw that

I didn't think it was funny I was like What the fuck? It's funny watching characters Like And like like Fucking Jesse going like I see a cow house

He doesn't know the word for barn That rice and beans line It's like a perfect joke And so like it's It's funny But it's The situations are ridiculous It's almost like

I don't even know Like odd couple shit You know what I mean So like But it gets more serious and it's more the tone is more serious. But like

I was expecting that with sopranos is not really that serious. No, towards the end it gets, it gets pretty It takes you, you're dumb and gay. Did you hear that thing? You finished it, right? I said, you're dumb and gay. I finished it like two weeks, dude. Towards the end, towards the end

when the writing is just straight up on the wall and like Tony's having like a bunch existential moments. It's like, this is a serious show now. The end of those shows is always going to be serious. But like, I'm saying early on even. The Sopranos is ridiculous. That guy with the Kill Cam jokes

where he's like he does like he does a joke and then he repeats it again. Oh right. Oh right. Like why are you doing jokes again? Hey, you're dumb and you're dumb and gay. Did you hear that day? I said he's dumb and gay.

It's fucking stupid. And then like all the characters are ridiculous. Yeah. He's an interior decorator. Yeah. It's interior. Everything's and they're portrayed as like jokes. All the characters are like incompetent.

Tony's the smartest one. He's not that smart. Oh, no. He's like, what was that thing he says? Nostradamus. Quasimodo was the hunchback of another thing. Oh, that's a fucking, uh, was he said that. I can't remember.

Pussy, what he said. It's like, he's like, it's like, Quasimoto or something. He's like, you mean, Nostradamus. You mean, Nostradamus. You fattas, you fat, stupid idiot. Quasimot was a hunchback of a Notre Dame. I love the way he just speeds up at the end of like every sentence.

I like that's a challenge, man. Oh, it's great. It's, again, like, I say, I would blame people for jerking on. mis. misconstruing what it was if they weren't because I don't know how you'd watch that and say like, like I said, if you watch weeds, weeds is a very,

it's a fucking comedy. Yeah. It's a, and I'm like, this show is absolutely riddled with funny moments and, and satire. And there's, and you know what similarly,

Scrubs is like more dramatic. Scrubs has, than I thought it would be. Scrubs has, well, that's why I, I, to me,

it's a, it's a great balance. I love that show. I watched a couple of the new episodes. I liked them. There's a show This is a little cut off But it's another show

There's a show called Guys wait at the conference Disney's Mickey Mouse Shoot him with the fucking face It's like 20th What you say? It's called Disney's Mickey Mouse Oh is that the one where they were like

Real people kind of What? Hold on wait I should clarify What I mean I don't mean I don't mean it was live action And they were like people in suits

I mean like they were playing it straight Like they were They were It was like Mickey Mouse No It wasn't a drama It was just like Mickey Mouse But he like

pace taxes. No. What am I thinking? Oh, that was a Looney Tune show. Yes, that Looney Tunes show. Okay. That was pretty good. No, that's, so it's in a similar vein. It was like, like, they had to extract Bugs Bunny from like a, from like a Middle Eastern prison camp. This is real. I'm not even joking. I swear to God, Adafi's in the Marines. Was that the same show

where like, bugs got killed? Like, brutally? Maybe. Do you remember, like, seen him get as like, broken? Yeah. I don't. I don't. Don't, is that the same thing? It has to be, right? I don't know. It's an actual show opposed to it as being a bunch of, like, disconnected skits. It's like, yeah, it's proper, like, bugs and Davy are, like, roommates and it's like, they're, like, Davy's always laid on his rent.

It's like, it's, like, it's like played more like a show, like a sitcom. It's like fucking friends or something. So there's this. So there's, I thought that show was pretty good. I didn't watch all of it. I've seen clips of it, but I'm like, that's really funny. Like, I've laughed at that show quite a bit. Well, is that show you're talking about?

So there's this moment where it's like, it's like a very slack. Absic version of like Disney comedy But some of the jokes they allow on it. I'm like this is Disney. This is like, it's like genuinely hilarious. You guys should give it a lot. I think I know what you're talking about.

It came like in 2013 and it's like why is this so like the way to animate goofy the shit that Donald remarks and it's like this is insane. Yeah, it was I remember it was well written. I would see I would see clips of it too where like the the writing was really good. And like they're like they have characters more than just being like, like Mickey is a person, you know? Because Mickey Mouse is not really a character. He's more of a symbol. But unless Mickey's like a person, he's like a giddy little mischievous guy.

Yeah, it was just called Mickey Mouse 2013. This is this one, right? Where they're kind of like, they're lower. That show is crazy. There's bits I've seen from that show that cracked me up. And I was like,

what the fuck is going on? Me and Lily have been watching it. And there's moments that are just insane. There's moments with some guy, they're like, they're like, you can tell, it's so funny how you can tell just looking at like the side by side from all the other Mickey Mouse stuff.

It's just like, look at all this fucking playful shit. And then it's just like, it's so that's so clearly a new grounds yeah it's like who it makes you like who made this show because it's such a like different tone from every other Disney thing ever seen in my life yeah I should watch it

because I did like the clips I saw I should just watch it's really fucking funny why not to me like Sonic boom that show Sonic boom that I can't give to you I can't give that that shows mad funny I just don't care I'm just not autistic enough man yeah I just don't have it I don't I really like Sonic put me off really I really like Sonic I hate how much I enjoy it Yeah, you do.

I really... Yeah, you do. I really enjoy saying that job. Jojo was running through friends, and I was like, this show, I was like, I thought, this show sucks. I got, like, watch who was watch it. It was season one, though.

Season two, I was, I was actually, I was like, oh, this show is actually kind of fucking good. These are big shows for a reason. I was really, dude, they're big shows for a reason. The celebrity guests that show up like that, I didn't, I was like, holy fuck, I forgot how big that show was.

Yeah, there are bits from that show that I think are fun. That's not about Seinfeld. I was like, Seinfeld is like, this show is like so fucking not my lane of kind of television. I watched my own. This show is actually funny. It just is.

I can't deny it. It's interesting. It's definitely because I only watch my, my step sisters would watch the friend. They love that shit. So I would see it every once in a while. It would be annoying because you didn't have control over it. Yeah.

And I was like, oh, this show is all right, I guess. But like, actually, it was funny while, I had a little like, would you call like a middle breakdown or I don't know what the fuck happened. I have those every day. It's fine.

Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, so I was just chilling just watching. So I felt, bro. I was crazy. But like, I was just watching going through the seasons of like two or season two or three of friends. And then once I start feeling better, I start like, I don't give fuck anymore.

But that was actually thinking. I kind of want to watch that show now. That was weird. That was fucking weird. I was like, I actually want to see because I forgot that it was also lineal too. Yeah. Time changes. Time was by.

And I was like, oh, this, the continuation. I was kind of like, oh, I wonder what's going to happen. Yeah, there's a loose narrative there that kind of follows. neither really loses it's a narrative things are moving forward the whole time Right it's not like a week by week That there's hijinks happening You know yeah

Yeah I just think like I remember seeing the The moving the stairs up the moving the couch up the stairs That's a good thing That's funny because I just I've I know that exactly like That's a real like I hate that That event And no one's doing the right thing

And no one's coordinated Even though you've known these people for fucking ever And somehow you just can't communicate on a simple fucking task I had to live through that in New York City at the first fifth floor of my old building and I'm like I hate this that's what it is too the walk up you have to do the walk up my grandmother that lived in a fucking six story walk up I was I don't understand how you're bringing groceries up and down this all the time it's insane fuck we would do

that and I think about that now and I'm no elevator I do that they would just force my little dumb ass to come downstairs grab things go back up it was me and my cousin doing it and my grandma's like good now bring the shopping cart up and I'm like five floors no elevator huh yeah well she was on the third floor but there was like a mezzit there was like a lobby and then it was first so she was fourth floor but it's a fucking high There's no air conditioning. So I was in better shape when I was younger, man. Oh, yeah.

Doing all 18 carbs. I had a fucking chicken nuggets. Yeah. I finally bought a fucking walking pad because I'm like, what am I doing? What is a walking pad? It's a little. Is there like a tiny treadmill? Yeah.

I've been thinking about that. Dude, it's like, it's like. I want to go about I'm too big. I would love to have one. I'm watching like random bullshit. I just go for walks now in general. They got to have one. It's hot as shit though right now.

Right now. Yeah. Yeah. Now it's unbearable. Right now it's stupid. Yeah. I got my 8K steps in last. night and I was like I feel like I literally got home and showered and I was done for

the rest of the day. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's good. The blocking pad's dope because now it's like just I spend so much time sitting down while I'm playing games or editing or whatever and I'm like, the fuck am I doing. I was standing up and do this shit.

Yeah. Just crack it on, watch some bullshit. Yeah. Walk for half an hour. It kind of threw me off a little bit because I got back into Street Fighter 6 and then Oh, you're playing it again? Yeah. And there was a lot of stuff because I haven't played it since it came out essentially.

That's the newest one, right? Yeah. I liked that. for like the like 10 hours that I was playing I just kind of stopped I like it a lot actually I was watching I just came out I like the way it looks a lot

I don't remember I love the art style but like I think back to me it was like I like the vibe of it I like it art styles all look really really cool I like it a lot I don't like the hair is shitty but what would it yeah but like I was just I was watching Capcom Cup and oh it's always it got me back into it I love I love the Capcom Cup I hate how close out of Saudi Arabia

I love what are you gonna do I know they bought like five percent more stake in Capcom. Oh, cool. You know, they're buying a Manhattan Apraos? They're paying off all the death of the Manhattan Prowse. Oh, my fucking God, this country's so fucked, man.

It's really bad. That's so, are you serious? And then people are like, that form is it dying? And it's like, nigger, are you? Are you? Or where are you at? Opera is thriving. Drives me fucking insane.

It makes me so angry. It's like, it's like, Saudi Arabians. It bothers me, right? Because what Timothy Shalomey said was wrong. He would say that. The way he said it was. wrong, right?

Fucking Moulogne. It's crazy. San Mulyans. San Moliath. Get the fuck out of here. Yes. Mohavid bin something. I don't even fucking know.

Modern. Ooh. Modern sorrows would be great. Ooh. I think it'd be great. Oh my God. He'd be like, I'm going to listen to this Andrew Tate guy.

Totally. It'd be charred. Did you see the Christopher? He was talking about how like, Christopher. From the show. The guy who played Christopher. He was talking, like, recently.

he thinks most of the people on the Sopranos would be Trump supporters or whatever. Yes. And people are like, what? And it was like, are you, are you not? Were you watching the show? I could see maybe some of them not liking him, but voting for him anyway.

He's like, he's gonna do what he's gotta do. I don't like his, I don't like this guy. The biggest problem with that show. But they would support him. Dude. Are you kidding? Dude, fucking Tony was a chud. Tony is absolutely a chud.

That's the premise of the show. The only person I wasn't a chutternet. Actually, who wasn't a chutternet? No daughter of mine's got to be dating. A black person. Maybe her? Maybe Meadow. Maybe Meadow.

Yeah, even like Carmela half kind of. Yeah, she would. Carmela, Carmela's morally conflicted, but she's like, she would have been, because she like, she like rubbing, she like rub being around like high and powerful people. And she was always adjacent to that shit. I think only Meadow. I think only Meadow wouldn't do it. But she hated it.

Yeah. Also. Yeah. So it's like midway. Yeah. But only metal. She would probably not like him, but she wouldn't vote. She's like a lot of the wives where she like, she, they hate everything that has to do with them.

Like a fucking Melania. Yeah. Like Melania hates everything about that guy. Moryanya. That's crazy. I think it's only Meadow and the Sun. Yeah. The Sun would absolutely get into the stuff, unfortunately.

He would. You get into the Manosphere, unfortunately. I think he wouldn't be now. Like if the linear of the time of when he would be because he would probably escape out of it. He would get out of it. Absolutely. I agree with that. But I think like he would definitely get sucked into that mentality.

He would have for sure. Or maybe not because his dad is involved with it. that's the piece of shit. He might be like, oh, I hate my dad. Because he hates, he hates Tony. Anthony fucking can't stand his dad. He might be trans. That's crazy.

That would kill Tony. He would fucking kill him for sure. Bro, I was on the fucking train and some old tagger guy. Luckily, the end of the story was that he like accepted his daughter, but his daughter was like, oh, the fucking trans. And I was like, oh, here we go. I was like, I was like, I can't fucking believe him on. train and immediately I'm getting a whiff

of like... They put my son on hormones. It's crazy. Yeah, they're funny. It's crazy. But know what? I love her. No fucking son- I'm in Bikkar. That's way funnier for some reason. You know what? Him delivering lines of like affirmation

in the same like... Yeah, I love the little fucking fagg. You know? My fucking beautiful son. He's so smart. So smart. I really love what she's become. He was just really happy with a good partner. I really got that brown. I'm really fucking Like some backhanded shit Like growth

Which he was having at the end of this That's the point That's the series it was growth That's like that's like the scared agro guy That we invented When we were together He's like don't you dare fucking scare me Don't fucking walk toward me

He's like dear fucking make me afraid He's literally actively neutral Because his demeanor is afraid But his actions are aggressive It's so stupid We spent fucking hours We're like a All right last one of them were out

Because I did want to bring this up Fucking wise guy I'm fucking wise guy Like I rid of the noise for pizza And it's fucking crazy He's actively He's blogging about it What the fuck is this more coming to

I go home and my son's gay I go on the TV I expect to see the noise Brighton up by day And they go to pizza They break him up on That's crazy He's literally right

In preface before he starts it In Italian American accent They fucking took the noise They destroyed the noise He's like He destroyed the noise the noise. He's his fucking country coming through.

I would love Tony Sepano. The Saudi Arabics are by the fucking opera house and by that, it's crazy. Tony, would the, the noid being back, would that fix any of the problems? It wouldn't fix anything, man. Everything's fucked up, man. We got a mulean for president.

We're fucking doomed. We're a bullion of the White House. It's crazy. Everything's over. Yeah, we barely fucking escaped another bullion, a little bitch. The female bully on a hybrid, uh? A guy that can't even fucking speak.

He speaks in fucking tongues. You didn't even a little old fucking fox. Also in the voice of the line. You know something I noticed when the no one was on the TV, Carmelo, she didn't yell at me. Now she's gonna yell at me more. I know it, I know it. He's traumatized.

He's actually scared. He's being earnest. He's being earnest. Like, the noid was his only, his only refree. It's association. It's like the noise on TV. She's not yelling.

There's a scene of him like out the couch with that with that, with the, what is it? The, uh, what's his name of the actor who plays him? uh james gendal mean the smile that he does is a face a smile he's like he's like the most innocent chair of child like the fucking uh and then the noit is on the TV

and he's like there's like whistling in the background that's what causes the panic attacks not the ducks and like you know the symbolism behind the ducks it's the fucking noid that's not it was just the dogs remind him of the noise that's why the things were good things were fucking good it is crazy how innocent that smile is though like he smiled like a

like a beautiful person smiled like So it just like didn't work It kind of like I guess it's kind of like How they got What is it I can't forget

Names today Walter White Brian Cranston Oh my Like he's like very inherently Likeable So they got him to play this jackass It really

It's really crazy Because James Gennel Nelvini's kind of like that He is so likable Freaking what you call it You just said his name And I fucking forgot already Brian Crenz

Brian Crenz He's so sweet And he's so sweet And Hey B Crenz And Big Crens. Even when he's, like, talking about, like, just things in general. He goes by, instead of Heisenberg, it's B-Cray.

That's insane. Where he's right? He's just the likable. He's a likable dude, man. Even like when you hear him talking about shit, like, outside, like, important shit. He's a nice guy. Say my names. Be crayons.

Hell yeah. God damn right, nigga. He says, he says a gravel. Nigger. He's a gravelly one. He's like, he's like, smow. That's, right. I'm looking insane.

All right. Every season, his voice is getting more. He's getting more drag. He's getting more dragon-like every season. By the end, it's just bass. It's just the speaker's shaking and you can't, you have to have to have the subtitle of that.

Every shot of him, he's sitting on a pile of gold. Every shot he's sitting on a pile of gold. Every scene, he's sitting on a pile of gold. He literally turns it to a dragon, but he just more dragon-esque behavior. He doesn't become a dragon. No, but in the last, in the last two episodes, he's a drive-old.

Dragon, it's not explained. At all. The dying scene is a drag. Could you imagine the zoom out? That's what is the dragon? The first time you see him as a dragon. His wings are split out. What the fuck?

And the cops come and they're like, I guess I got what I deserve. They're like, I fucking hate New Mexico. I fucking hate it here. Kept you waiting. They are too long, my love. Lieutenant, there's a fucking dragon here. All that time without a word.

Someone's singing a dragon. There's a dragon. What are the police officers singing? He's singing that shit in his fucking... Didn't know you'd think that I'd forget. What is, what are you doing? What I regret? So this one asshole singing,

some other asshole says there was a fucking fucking dragon here. Special love I had for you. What do you think about this, Tony? My baby blue. Why is there a fucking dragon

on my fucking television? Wait a fucking dragon on the television. Wait, wait a minute. I'm going to a pizza place, man. Shut up. I'm going to a pizza place, man. Someone walked in.

That's it. He's a... He's a... Don't stop. Why don't I like him? He's a drag. A drag. He's a drag.

Turn the TV off. You turn the TV off immediately. I won't break my finger. Turn the TV off. You don't have off button anymore. You're trying to feel forcing your hand into your fucking TV. That's right. There's no more off on.

First thing at Kendrick Navarre at the fucking Super Bowl, now this. What's going on, man? I'm at a pizza place. Somebody's walked in. I wonder who that is. That's crazy. I meant the idea of him talking to somebody just before that happened. He's like, let me get that.

large slice. Yeah, someone has walked in. Oh. Fade. Oh. Oh. You, don't stop. It cuts the back. That's amazing. That's amazing. It says one million percent.

There's a bunch of zeros. One million percent chance of success. Let me see if he turns around. It'll still kill him. That means he's already too late. It's already too late. He's going to die. He can exit Vats and he still kills him at that moment. Stupid. Let's get this last question out of the way

that we'll read the next. Oh my God. It was so stupid. So stupid. It's been a long time since we've been a person. We got a lot of energy. We've forced VATS. Tony Seprano Dragon.

Smog. It's a lot. Brian Crenched. That was the dumbest tangent I think we've had in a long time. Let's get this last one because I do think it's funny to bring up. It's the reason I brought up the noid.

So we're circling back a little bit. Perfect. I meant to introduce this with that. List out. List out rounding our as always. King of Nward Hazard. Nice. Nehow Chiggas.

You guys bring up the noid, oddly, an often amount of time. Not you guys. It's Chris. He said specifically Chris. I've never brought up. It's only Chris. It's only. I've never brought the Noit ever.

You know why it sticks out to me? Because it's like there was a really early, I think, angry video game nerd. When he played the, yeah. Because there was a noid video game that was like atrocious. And so, like, I always think of, like, I don't know why he sticks out. It's such a dumb design, too. It's probably why it's like...

Just like a fat round idiot in pajamas. It's like, it's insane that they did that. Is he fat? Well, he's like, his head is fat. Yeah. He's got, like, a kind of nimble-old. Yeah, he's like, oh, yeah. Remember he has like a big nose, right?

I don't know if he has a big nose. I don't know. I think he had, like, rabbit ears, but they weren't his ears. Yeah. It was like a onezie or something. Fucking stupid. The whole premise was that he was annoying. And that was, like, they're advertising.

It's like, look at this annoying piece of shit. Yeah. Because you were annoyed about how much you wanted pizza. I think so, maybe. But anyway. Avoid the noise. Look at that fucking thing. The California raisins and ass claimation.

Oh, the California raisins. But anyway, he says, do you know? He's to scare me, dude. He's to scare me. Yeah, they were, they're creepy. Claymation in general, like, is eerie. You know, like, that Mark Twain. You've seen that Mark Twain thing, right?

The Claymation Mark Twain. No. Oh, really? Was the devil that has a thing? Yeah, that thing. I'm surprised you haven't seen it. It's actually kind of cool. It's really creepy.

It's grinned. I don't know. I don't understand. If you look up Mark Twain devil, and he becomes the devil? It's difficult to explain. I think there's like a short story in Mark Twain's books or something where like they,

what's the Invisible Man or something? It's something like that. I don't think that's necessarily what it is. But like it's about people communicating with the devil or whatever. And it's like there's this like, the animated adventures of Mark Twain was the show, I think. And it was like a claymation show that just kind of like,

had skits, I don't know. There wasn't skits necessarily. It was like an anthology of all of his stuff. And they're on an elevator and they go out on this one elevator and it's the Satan story. And there's this claimation thing where they did they it's hard to explain. The audience will know. Look at it's starting to sound familiar to me. I wonder if it's popular.

So he's depicted as like this like almost like this body with like a mask on a stick and the mask shapeshifts. Yeah. does all this really. That seems, maybe I have seen that. It's kind of awesome. Like, it is, it is one of my favorite pieces of animation ever, but it's fucking scary. Like, if I saw that when I was a kid, I would have probably messed me up a little bit. Oh, yeah, that's already, yeah. The creepiest scene from any kids movie.

Yeah, like, that's crazy. Like, that's such a cool design. It's already. I understand already. It's really cool, though, the way it's animated or whatever. But, like, claymation's always ear. I feel like Nervous and Gromit is the least eerie claymation has ever been, and that's it. Wallals & Gronin'Rond and they have his moments. You know? Yeah. And even those have their moments, yeah.

But so he says, you guys bring up the Noid weirdly often amount of time, specifically, Chris. But did you know the reason they stopped using the mascot was because a guy named Kenneth Lamar Noid thought the character was a personal attack on him and held up a dominoes at gunpoint? And once freed from prison committed suicide causing them to finally stop using that gross perverted creature as a mascot. He killed himself over the Noid. I mean, he's mentally unwell I can't laugh I just simply can't laugh at that He was smiling and he drove away

He got out of prison He was trying to give a grin He probably like had all this like Therapine stuff and like you need to conquer your fears Order a Domino's pizza He went there and he's like I did it And they're like oh wait wait They thought like you oh napkins or like cheese or something

They hand them a little annoyed And he was just like Oh Isn't it the No, it's Domino's Oh, I thought it was Pizza Hut. No, Pizza Hut had like, that's the wrong one. Pizza had enough, pizza had no sense to not fucking do that. I mean, I think the Noid kind of, whatever.

I don't know any motherfucker on this planet that. Now Domino's is way better than Pizza Hut. In my opinion. But fucking, there was a time where. I like the stuff crust, the stuff crust part of a pizza pizza, but like the pizza part. It's just a different thing. It's a Midwest fucking like dish, deep dish type thing. It's just not really, it's not New York pizza.

It's not even close to that. I mean, Domino's isn't that close to New York pizza either. I like it more. I mean, it's a, it's a, it's a New York product. That's like a pastry? More of a pastry. A dominoes? It feels like, it feels like, I'm just not arguing.

It wouldn't that be like pizza hut? They just, like it's more of like a deep dish pie? I don't consider that. You know what? I'm gonna get pizza out today. I understand as in you, but it's just like, I kind of want garbage. I understand what you're saying, but to me it's just like sometimes you don't want a gourmet burger. You want McDonald's.

Not really for me. You're my, my. I eat McDonald's. I'm afraid. Because I have to. No one has to ever eat McDonald's. No, no, like, like 2 a.m. And there's nothing.

Like, that's why I don't go to McDonald's really anymore. Like, I eat McDonald's. Sometimes I want, sometimes I want those fries. Sometimes I'm fries. It's always a bummer when you, when you order the fries and it's just like, they get cold. They're either saltless or. Or too much salt. Or they're soggy or they're cold or all.

Cold is unacceptable. I've never, I've never returned. Like, if I ever had a cold, to me, the lucky, the lucky thing about McDonald's, if you get fries from there, they're almost never cold. if you just order them right now because they're constantly making them because motherfuckers are always they're always that they have to be replaced immediately I just don't like that stuff anymore

I'm really like I'm really over fast food in general I'm not a big fan I'm good I mean it's good but I definitely love an occasional fast food But there's sometimes out of your control where it's like 2 a.m. I'm fucking starving everything's closed If it's 2 a.m. I mean because of my old age

and my acid reflux and shit like that I can't 2 a.m. eat like that. I can't fucking have like a meal. If anything, it's like popcorn at best. And I'm always stocked with popcorn. So that's kind of my thing where I'm like, okay. White cheddar?

Um, absolutely. My cheddar. Dude, I was talking like, I got the, I got the shake thing. The, that you add it.

You fucking, Oh, cool. Put the white cheddar all over it. I have a friend of mine. I'm like, fucking what you call she likes kettle corn. I'm like,

we're enemies now. Wait, was that the sweet one? That one where you put fucking sugar on popcorn? I don't like that. Stop putting sugar on everything. I understand. Stop.

I understand the sweet. I understand the sweet savory thing for certain things. I know you talk about that. I like caramel. I like caramel. I'm telling you. But that's not what I want. I don't even want that either.

I'm sorry. Popcorn to me is like, I don't know. That's such a... You put cheese on popcorn. Salt is so fucking good. Like to me I'm like, that is such a good flavor,

a combination of flavor. Why would you want to taint that? That's just how I feel. Why chow popcorn might be my favorite like snack of that variety ever. It's so delicious. It's so good. Yeah, you go to the store and get the shaker of it. And then I just pour it on there and I'm like,

I'm having way too much salt. right now. I had a friend who said, ewe, that sounds gross. Who said that? I'm not going to out them. Do I know them? Yeah, we all know them. Well, you know, that's fine. I'll tell you after the show. I think it's like, I think that's actually like one of the, like, because that to me, if, if I felt that way and I let other people know that, I would be, I would be upset. Yeah. You know, so I'm doing a favor to him.

I'm going to tell you one salty sweet thing that I actually do. It's timeline. I was like, don't out. He just doesn't. He's across the water. He's different. They're different. Well, they're going to beat them up. Some hooligans are going to come after him now. Ruffians? They have them there.

There's real Ruffians there. There's ruffians, the faction. You don't like fucking Wochia, might. You ever heard of a fucking Chelsea smile? And they fucking just cut it. You ever heard of a Chelsea smile? No, I could, I immediately understand what it is. It's a bug 50.

That's what they call it. That's what they call it here when you get the fucking cut from here to here. Yeah. It's a bug 50. They call it Chelsea Smile or some people call it a grin. Fucking no. You know, fucking, I've heard it, and I was watching Mean Street Hooligans, a movie, or Green Street.

I can't remember it. Whatever. There's too many whooigan movies. You're ruffians, rough. But yeah, the fucking Chelsea Smil. And I'm like, damn, you put a credit card in the motherfucker's mouth and then, pa. God, crazy. But, uh, they're fucking crazy.

I saw a video of them picking up a baby and playing catch with it once. Random woman's baby. They were playing catch with it. And it's like, yo, what are you doing? Really? Really? Yes. They have roving gangs, man.

They have roving gangs of miscreants. Yeah, they're different. They're not like as violent. They're just more terroristic, I think. I know some of them are just because that's where the, like, there's a guy that was in prison that's like really infamous in the UK. And he was there, he was being interviewed. And he was like, man, the one thing, you have any regrets in life? And he's like, yeah, there was like that infamous riot and like, oh, nine or something like that.

And I was locked up and I fucking missed it, mate. Like, he was so upset that he could have participated in violence in more violence. So I'm like, there's a lot of those people in those gangs that this love the chaos. Fucking Bronson's, man. Yeah. It's actually, no, I don't think it actually was Bronson, but I think it was a guy like him. Or maybe it was Bronson. Somebody will probably correct me and be like, no, it was Bronson.

I think it was real. It's crazy. He was a real man. It might have been actually, I might be thinking of Bronson. He's like, he's just like the criminal. That's it. He's like the famous British criminal. That nigga sucks.

All right. Tom Hardy played a movie. I have his quote His quote like shut the fuck up you con Are you scatving cock? That's such a good That's such a good place And that cop is trapped in there with him

And it's like oh my god On that note Shut the fuck up On that note First of all that story about the guy Being you know Oh here it is It is Bronson I'm sorry

Schizophrenically attached to the noid I don't know if that's true And in snark tank fashion We're not going to Google it That seemed annoyed I just want to correct the record Real quick So yeah

Bronson's biggest regret is missing the 1990s Strange Way's prison riot. So that's that, like, he's so upset that he didn't get to participate in that. I love that. Bronson's great. That's a good.

No, he's not great. No, I mean, I met the movie. Oh, yeah. Charles Bronson is not great. That's crazy. He's a villain. He's a fucking villain. On that note, we're going to read our, we're going to end the show.

We're going to transition into our outro here. We're going to read our $25 and up. Patrons. Transition. Have you given me a kissin? A pissing. Transition. Have you given my Pee Pee a glisten? There it is.

Do you love it? Do you hit it? Would you masturbate it? Would you masturbate it? This is good. I don't remember. I don't remember the rest of it. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. Can I give you neck? I don't remember. I don't remember the. He just ends it. You said a hard on. Or once. I don't know how he hasn't done it once.

I don't think he's ever said it publicly. Damn it, man. I think he used to shout at his wife and he said all the time. Back when he was cool. I've been to his house. That's crazy. Oh, yeah? Very odd.

Yeah. We were supposed to link up at some point, but I forgot what the fuck happened. Not him being out. It's just odd that that's a true thing. Oh, yeah. You've been to his house. I think he's been to like, yeah. I think it's weird that you have, GameStar has been to your old apartment.

That's right. That's weird. He was a bad omen, he just moved out. I wasn't there. If I was there, I'd be like, get out. I saw that picture and I was just like... Fucking Bunty brought him. I was just like, of course.

It's fucking crazy. I was just like, brother, this is my house. What is this fucking thing doing here? Like, this is not. I don't want this. You had a fucking live human rat in your house. Like, that's amazing. It's crazy.

We're going to read our $25 in up patrons now. If you're at the $25 and up tier, you get your name right at the end of the show. That's the bit. You can be. make me say whatever you want basically within reason. There's some things I won't say, but for the most part. Dude, do you remember when you, of course you remember this? Remember when they tried to message you?

He was like, hey, I'll pay you to fight freaking froggy. And you were like, I'm going to ignore this. You just ignored it the whole time. Because I was, he wanted me to drop out of the fight also. Oh, yeah, and go to his promotion or whatever. Go to his thing. And it's like, brother. And he said, like, it'll just be three more months.

And I'm like, brother, I was looking forward to being done with this whole thing in like a couple weeks. no, I'm not going to extend this for another three months. The fuck? I want this done. Would you do it for a massive, would you have done it for like a massive bag? You would have had to pay me literally a million dollars. Or like 500K minimum. And I maybe would have done it because it would have been at that point financially sort of worth it.

But like, no, for the same or nothing. Nothing. I don't know what the deal was going to be. But like they certainly weren't going to pay me $500,000. You would have gotten something. You would have probably gotten like, I imagine like 20, 30. K. Yeah, which is like, you know, I'm not, I'm not, because I remember the, when Worski got fucking destroyed, he got like 10K just to show up. Yeah. And like, minimum would have been like

maybe 100,000 after tax. Like I'm just, I'm not doing, I'm, I'm not for 30k. No, fuck you. It's insane. Not that it isn't no money. It's just like, I want to be done with this. Yeah. I was so over it. At the time, I was just like, I was, I was so excited to just have food normally again. three more months of eating 3,100 calories a day. That's awesome. For me, it's just like, I don't know, that's a lot for me. It's a lot for, well, even me. I, because I just pretty much, I eat to sustain.

Yeah. Like, I'm not, like, losing weight. I should, I'm not calorie deficient like I should be. But I just, my weight just stays the fucking same, essentially. That's a lot. I think I'm, like, 125 now. I haven't weighed myself in a while. Oops, a lot.

I just, I just stay above 220. Even though I don't look like I'm 220, I just stay above that. I don't want you 20 at all. Yeah, it's all, it's my, it's my, it's my thighs, dude. Yeah. It's my thighs and my, my giant fucking, fucking, fallus. They don't, fucking large phallus. Yeah, that's, yeah, exactly.

Like, you reveal it. We're gonna read, you're sitting there like that and it's not visible. And then you just do a shift and your whole head of your dick is out past your knee. We're gonna read our $25 and out of patrons now. Count me down. Three, three, two, one. And rounding out our list, queen of safety. Oh.

Stupid. Spud. And absolutely for real this time, the King of Hephazard, the King of Hab Hazard, the dumb slut that dies haphazardly in Chris's Weir Dino movie. A different... He said he was going to piss right here on the table. Pull a bachie and piss right in the middle. Finish, though. Like, you know, like completed.

Don't even just a little bit. All at once? One splash and then sits back down. It's like when you're in the shower and you cup the water. Yeah. Drop it. blew my mind that women I mean I guess I understand why women can't do that

but like they just don't understand that concept you know that? What? The water thing when you cup the water because they can't do it. Oh, they're in the way. Oh, women, yeah. Yeah.

You forgot about women? I do sometimes. I understand. Every now and then. A different sad guy from Michigan. Candice Owens fusion dancing with a Nemecan call that bitch Pick-un-low

Picoon-low Oh my God That's pretty fire That's so stupid It looks insane Written out Because like C-C-O-O You know

Like my dyslexia Fucking fucking flaring Plucking Kikston's nut-hat Nutsack hair One by one without any Without any milk Cold Brew King Alpha V

The gayest Bronco fan In History of Being Gay All right I'll admit it I stole Chris's remote You piece of shit I really cannot believe what happened to that thing. Losing my sound system remote is so infuriating.

Losing things in general makes me so upset. They don't even make it anymore, so I can't even get a replacement. And it's not even like a new, it's not even an old system. Like it was new when I got it. And then the week that, like, I lost it, they were just like, yeah, we're not doing that anymore. It was like, awesome. Fantastic. Very cool.

Fanfuckin'astic. And rounding out list is always the king of hazer. Dickens I'd me Dickens eyed me Yeah great The void that Cash Patel stared into

The Big King of Haphazard First Knight of the Realm of Haphazard FN words Or fuck N words Get bitches No money only coins Oh Sweeney

Except he's gay and can actually talk The King of Haphazard And as always the King of Haphazard The only remaining Starship Cannon Bomb fan on this barren earth. If this doesn't change again, then I am dead. He's gone. Because we read that last time.

So this guy's dead. Rest and piss. In peace. We're not going to report it. We're just going to leave you. Good money. God, that profile picture is so disgusting. We don't know the fat you?

No. I don't even know what I'm seeing. It looks like a progerian nuttack alien. You want to see it? I don't know. You got glasses now. You can see. Oh.

It's really rough. It looks like squitter a little bit. I don't know what that looks like, but it don't look like anything I want to see ever again. If this doesn't change again, okay, hooray, 400, group masturbation begins in 30 minutes. Not yet. Hold off. We still fucking off. We're not yet.

We're not there yet. 399.99, man. Oh, wait, 99, because I think the last one's 981. Whatever. We're not at 400 yet. We're not for, we do, imagine we do 48. We go back down. We should go back down to zero and then when zero happens, the show's over.

That would be funny. That's the key of the episode. He said, I was like, Oh, yeah. I was like, what's going on everybody? Hello,

everyone. Hello, everybody. I hate your friends. You know, I can become an elite, right? He transforms it to fucking it. And there's always the King of Abbas are the only reason.

Oh, I read that already. Chris Gay, radio static noises. Which one do you want me to become? I can be a spawn. That picture of you is so fucked. Hell yeah.

Radio static noises. Is this Hans Zimmer? The dead spider. She Ramsey on my bolt and, till I reek. Ah. I don't know if I got it. Very cool.

Hassan after... Hassan after making 3 million clones of the first woman. Fucking Eves. Hey-oh. That's a stretch. Hey-o. Force feeding a spider Viagra and spiking it at Sween.

I don't know. You get hit with a horny spider, I guess. Captain Liu, I'm talking to you, the king of haphazard. Delta Gamma, literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Clamule Esquire, the third. Blue Sanghili Really hoping the

K-Fassar changes their name for episode 400 We'll know when we get there Yeah Nobody be profan Like I be profan Queen of methodical I am going to kill the president

With a mortar Oh the jizzery Everybody trying to put their dick in me And rounding out our list The King of Fazard I'm going to draw the snark tank boys As gay furries And make them do stuff to each other

Hey man If you got artistic skill You do it you can Please do it Tag me If I could draw If I could draw the way some people draw, it would have been great.

It probably would have been better for me to be drawing porn than just watching it. Probably. You know, you're learning anatomy, you know. And my friend Wesley drawing all the nurse joy and officer Jenny, I think, and all that shit. He was a hit. He was the most popular kid in school for a minute. You're like, damn, dude, this is awesome. That is crazy.

I'll give you my firstborn child for that. I used to draw comics in school and sell them, but they weren't like nude or anything. People would buy them, which is weird. Interesting. I made like enough money to buy, like, lunch. Oh, really? You know, which is not a lot, but it's like more than you would assume. Fucking kids is buying that shit.

So, stupid wasting their parents money. I'm like some comic. They probably got hit when they got home. Yeah, they probably did. Dude, I remember like people trading it. It's like, yeah, I just want to get, yeah, I want that burger. Here's my fucking game boy or whatever. You know what I mean?

And then your parents would be like, the fuck. What the fuck? What are you done? I did that with my cousin. I gave my cousin my PSP. But it was like in 2009. Skittles? No, it was just like, it was for, I don't remember, it was, it was for, it was a worthy trade at the time, to be honest.

But like, I kind of missed my PSP now. But I still wouldn't play, you know what I mean? I still wouldn't play it. I do have to get, I want to get a PSP so bad, but I have a slim deck, which is a PSP or better. Yeah, you just mod that into PSPS. Yeah. The shredder cubicle, non-binary civilian, chainsaw chad, the King of Hephazard, the King of Hab hazard, posted on a grassy knoll. Berserker Broly's bang bus-sized

Beinus, The Sloker 2, Why So Derpy? Natalie Starboard Woman Ice, Wallow, Ejaculate. Nice. Very cool. And rounding out of list is always The King of Hab Hazard. Remy Labow, aka.

Gambit, aka Ted Karzinski, aka the Uno Bomber. The best part of waking up is penis in your butt. Tankus, the trash man, Sweeney's four-ply ribs, the King of Hab Hazard. What you see? Black Cat, newest character,

my rivals? Of course I saw. Of course I saw. And she looks, well, obfutious. She's good. She's a seven foot tall batty in this one.

And I'm like, yeah, God be praised. It's good. I'm not going to play that game still, but like it's good. Hey, man. It's a gooner game.

It's fine. They know their pocket. They know their lane. The mods's fin to be crazy. He's waited out. It's all I do. I patiently, I sit there and I patiently wait.

Are there really good mods for Nexas for that game? It's a both player game. I don't have any more. I wonder. But there were mods. I had a few ridiculous mods. Oh, did they break something?

Yeah. And they had to get out of the game. I hate when I had. That's a lot of Resident Evil mods are like that. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You have the R.E. ones are starting to come in now.

Finally. It's been a week or two. They're finally coming out. I was like looking at my imaginary watch. Like, what the fuck, man? Like, hurry up. I was taking these people so long. Finally got a C.

And now officially. There was a nude mod for Grace's mom. had that shit instantly. Yeah, there's a new Leon's available now, but flaccid, though. Come on, dude. Is there physics attached to it? Yes. Okay, that's pretty good.

But also, to me, it feels like, I don't know, because that's not funny to me, I guess. It being, like, it being rock hard is what makes it funny. Because, like, you're in this situation funny. Obviously, you're just, like, I, I, what if they, what if they applied, like, absurd jiggle physics to it? Okay, that would be funny. We're moved like they don't move. I would love, I would love the idea of it.

Having his dicks be so erected out of a zombie, like, glonches on his dick. Like, it actually interacts with it. But yeah, the mods are, the mods are good. Sean, eating out a girl and wanting more flavor. They have a huge, big-titted grace one. And me, I was laughing so hard. And I went to the post where you can see people talking about it. And it was, it was gooners actually making requests to make it, like, specific.

I was like, I thought this was supposed to be funny. For you, it's funny. Well, no, but that one's specific. For me, it's, for me, it's a next thing. But that one specifically where her tits are like this big. Exactly. Like, there's no way this is supposed to be sex. I can't go.

But that's what it is. I have a greedy bunch. Yeah, I learned something. Derek, Derek, not Chauvin is innocent hashtag free him. Please sell a sween scumbag welcome mat. That would be his terrible. If you put that on your work?

I don't know. I should, that should look. That's the, that's such a crazy. That is such a crazy idea for like a fucking Mert, like a welcome mat. No, that's so crazy. I like it. It's so fucking wild because I look like I don't look human in that one.

I edited you slightly. My teeth are rounded. Yeah. I edited you slightly. We need another one. I know. I'm back here. Give me a second.

I'll take a picture of myself. That's really ridiculous and it'll be another fucking. I don't know. I feel like we had something. Whatever. There's not a really flattering thing for me out there. Corinth. Rounded.

Asian found porn on his dad's OG Xbox just wanted to play Samurai Warriors, man. That's badass. What kind was it? I'm in the dark here. Yeah. Yeah. You got Samurai OG Xbox? Samurai is on the OG Xbox? I guess probably, I think so. Yeah, that sounds right.

Yeah, I have Samurai Warriors 2 on Xbox 360. They ported it to 360. But I guess, yeah, that makes sense that there must be a version on Xbox because it came on PS2. Yeah. The King of Habhazard. I kill people for college. I got PSTD. What is this? I got PSTD for a Camaro.

Just selling drugs, man. It's more noble. Just sell drugs, man, it's more noble. King of Habhazard, King of Habhazard, and routing out our list, for real, actually. Queen of Fabhazard, BB Net got Uhooed. I saw that people were talking about, like, Benjamin and Yahoo being dead. I don't know how true that is.

I saw the thumbnail of, what's his name, Kyle? I didn't know what that was, though. I haven't looked into it. I haven't been keeping up, honestly, with everything. It's so tiring. I'm over it. No, I get it. Me too.

Bald, blue-eyed German man waiting for the Expedition 33 movie with Sween as Lunae flying around the screen. Fun fact, there is a young adult book trilogy about dinosaur zombies with the exact premise Chris described called Jurassic Dead. Really? I don't remember what the premise.

I don't remember what I said. Cool. Damn it. I have the pussy so I make the rules. Snark Tank's honorary leftist, some white guy? I didn't see the fucking avatar. For what some white guy? It's just my thing, but me all contrasted out, right?

No, no, they made you white proper. Oh, oh. Oh. Hold on a second. I got to take a picture of that. I never, I never noticed that. How fucking. That's so gross.

How proper. Put it over just a little bit so it says some white guy. Oh, perfect. Oh, nice of glare. All right, that's good enough. It is what it is. Why? No.

What are you doing? What are? What is? more racism. Not racist at all. Oh, oh, no.

Fugzilla 2K versus the king of Matt Hap hazard with a gun, swing set four GTA glitch. Dude, I,

screaming on my third pump into the night mother. I fucking, I made that shit Skyrocket years ago. Do you remember this image, Chris? You remember we took this picture?

That was in the elevator, right? This was in the... Years ago. We were fucking, like, moving stuff out of our apartment went,

that was when Jalen just moved. That was, yeah, that was the elevator at Olive. I have fucking crazy image It's a good image

I found my old phones And I found a bunch of like hilarious stuff Hilarious porn I did find porn I've never I found news on that phone that I was like I have to get rid of these Oh that's awesome

Yeah you got to like clean up the stuff Every time you switch off your partner You gotta get rid of the porn You got rid of the news man Yeah it makes me sad But like just as like a chronicler Like of like oh it would be cool if it was acceptable to do this,

but clearly it's not. It's also just healthier to do that. It's, well, it's just, yeah, it's just default. Yeah.

You don't keep old dudes and people. Yeah. Yeah, it's, I found one, the funny thing, I found one that was like, I don't know my,

what do you call it, my hard drive, my old external hard drive was just bugging out and was putting copies of shit all over the place. And like, so it didn't make any sense.

Like, I don't even know what these, the names of the files are. I'm like, what's happening? Something jar, I don't know. Anyway.

That is fucking crazy. Oh, that's actually, so that specific one was specifically made for me. Like, I know this because of the end, because the person that, he just out of nowhere, he emailed me. And he was like, hey, I heard you were asking for this and he just made it for me. And I was like, oh, how much old? He was like, no, man, here's a gift. And because the ends is very standout because I was just rounded like that. You should ask for the, like, hey, I need this one.

But can you give me the, can you meet a real power? I was going to be like, hey, because I was free. like I can't make a request now to hey could you fix the end it's not exact it's not the that's not how the Sega end would be made you know but but but also I would ask for the hard art I couldn't I'm not

gonna ask for the hard art that's crazy why not Star Tanks Gay is Hollywood Undead fans screaming right there by the night mother Emilio the chosen one this way this way of haphazard v the little mermaid but like a mermaid putting a random shit up my ass Ray King

Day of Mayo a half raise go hazard oh I see. I see. It's fucking gibberish. Meaty. Big meaty stinks. Canola Joe, drowning 1,000 ice agents in oil, the king of fat hazard. Gay actor Rosebud Delicious, brutally molested by 16 autistic clowns. Sorry, I can't. I had a burrito.

Informer. Oh, is that informa? I don't know that. Oh, the Snow Patrol song? You know, say daddy me snow. Snow me. I blow men. I lick he boom, boom down. Stupid Fucking terrible song

I hate that song It's a funny song It's not bad It bothers me It just I don't know It's fine It's just

It's like a penis And stick it in my ass I only think of the Jim Carrey Version Oh When he did it on Was that on In Living Color Or

Yes Yeah I want to put some Pines in my ass My Regis water down he's watching a Japanese Taco Bo from Venezuela Put your fucking phone away

Okay What are you doing What'd you just show him This is the last one This is the last one Of course you have an image Of course you'd have an image of fucking Kermit

Coming on his stomach And falling in sleeve Yeah he's a shooter He's got distance He's good He's shooter right up right up on his Right here three spots man Yeah

His three chakras Why do you know that? Yeah Why do I know that I'm a weeb bro I guess so yeah I guess I don't think of it Is wee shit

I think of it as like because it's just like not That's from things outside of anime also True True There's three points in his body The fact that you call that We've shit is actually kind of funny

No it's that Well that's Asian by his nature isn't it I guess I don't know Whatever who gives a shit Sorry my bad Heath watching a Japanese Togaba from Venezuela

Gids Trump voice The Purple People Leader will pay Derek should make a vid On Loteer God Sweeney getting glasses And still not being able to read Is crazy BED that on Fitzweeney

Wade know theirs. You guys are such pieces of shit. I tell you I'm dyslexing a little bit and you really do these things to be. They don't care. They don't care about anybody but themselves. Self, fuckers. Are they building Sweene's dog?

Yeah, what's the ETA on that dog? Fucking arguments with my fucking mother-in-law about it. I really want a dog. Just buy one. We're going to have to. You know one from Target. No, I don't want a fucking off-brient.

Buy a doggy. The grocery section. What? What? Yeah. These boosy people would never adopt a dog. Who me? I want to adopt a dog. No. No. You don't want one like microwaved in a lab or something. You know what I mean? Like they're built in a lap. First of all, you want like a, you want a crisper dog. They're going to buy fucking... He's not boogey. He's got cable television on his fridge. I don't have cable television. No, it's a fucking fridge. There was a combo. I got it with my freaking... Oh. You know, mine doesn't have that.

That's interesting. Because I didn't pay thousands for a fucking TV. fridge. Yeah. Your shoes connect to your phone? Do you have a Wi-Fi-enabled shoes too? No, I don't.

My fridge was on sale $200 bucks. That's a good deal. Yeah, but it's also like a starter fridge, you know. It's not, it's not bougie. We've got to get the best fucking thing

fridge. I have a water thing in mind. We will upgrade eventually. I have a water thing in mind where you get water from it? Yeah. Doesn't work. Mine doesn't either.

You never connected it. You never connected it. Yeah, I'm not going to set it up. Why the fuck? I don't try. We don't have ice. We don't have any ice in my house. house ever.

It's like, oh well. I kind of, that bothers me. I want ice. I want ice, too. I would like ice at least. I don't even necessarily need the water, but I would like ice. Yeah. Yeah, no ice in the house, man.

It's fucking crazy. Yeah. And I have a small, that's the, my shitty ass fucking thing. I can't even buy like a bag of ice and put it in. It would take them almost the entire freezer. You know what I miss? It's so small. A little bit.

The, uh, the bag of ice with the fan. You ever do that? Oh, yeah. That's, that's Caribbean shit, man. Is it particularly Caribbean? Well, we need it. We'll die. We don't have that.

Dude, that was like we, the heat waves in New York, the summer. The summer's in New York can be fucking brutal, actually. They're bad. But like, I remember getting the bag of ice and doing the fan. The oscillating fan in front of the bag of ice. And then you put the bag. I didn't know if it really did anything in comparison to just like a normal fan, but like it felt like it did. It kind of, I think, I think there's a little, yeah.

Feels like placebo. Yeah. Because if you feel like, what's the science of that? Are you blowing cold at me? Yeah, the colder air melting and it's blown at you. What I like doing was, uh, you. Maybe. you would have somebody

spray like water and the fan and then the fan just having to hit oh man those those mysteries that they would sell yeah dude oh oh those

I would love that but it would just fuck up your house having a mistress in your house yeah all over your woods warped yeah it's like you're in a fun house now whoa

whoa it's wacky yeah well I fall out of my bed sometimes I can't remember the first grade anymore because there's mold go ahead speak a little Chinese

form Derek rosebud delicious are they building screens dog fun fact every few months if you go back to cancel a patron subscription they just give you 80% off your next month that's crazy they do have like uh uber one or uber eats always tries to do that to me it keeps giving me free months i'm like first i'm like i'm trying to i hate because the fact when you use uber one you mistakenly that you click the green thing because obviously green usually means you don't want to involve yourself with it oh but it's fucking a bind is green so you mistakenly click

don't you want over one. And this is predatory, definitely. It's, yeah, it's definitely. It's like something that could fool idiots. Bold, where it's like it's, you know, you think it's canceled, but it's like keep my subscription, but they put it in bold. You're trying to cancel and you're thinking the bold would be like confirming. Like, here's the fail safe confirming thing, but it's more.

Yeah. It'll say cancel parentheses keep and then keep parentheses cancel. That's so good. I told me that one time Fundamation gave me no option to cancel. Or it was both like keep the description I put it It blew up on Twitter And I was like guys don't shit on Funimation

I'm pretty sure there's a bug Like it wasn't it was funny But people were actually like tagging Funimation I was like the fucking tag Funimation I was just pointing out because it's funny You don't want their Japanese eyes on you Hell no They come after me like this fucking American

Yeah A little fucking Sapuku you It's fucking me up And then they sent multiple planes In my fucking apartment Yeah And then the plane rain that follows It's crazy

Yeah the plane Circle back Look at that There you go That's a nice circle Got fired for gooning To AI Transchris With triple D's and an 18 inch flaccid penis

I hope that's true I hope that is true too As well Lastid is crazy man 18 inch flask is ridiculous Dude dude good luck Yeah Yeah that's the kind of boring you get you

Like actually get brain to him I wonder if you can get like half your penis hard Before like You probably pass out Yeah something like You die never getting it all If you're like If you can make it stand up, though, that's impressive.

Like, if you, like, get that much blood down there. And then you get, and you pass away. It's like the end of the whale. He stands up. That is the, because that movie's awesome until that happens. I was just like, it killed everything that happened before because it was so funny. It is so funny. And that movie is so sad.

My parents took me to see that for my birthday. Fucking Gabby, Gabby Paul and Gabby Paul. And like, other friends of mine, they took, he was like, hey, happy birthday. Let's go see the whale. They were just like, let's go see the new branded Frasier movie. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. I didn't know he was doing anything. Oh.

And it was the fucking whale. And then we went to a bar afterwards to celebrate with another friend of ours. And it's just like, I'm not. My mood is. That was dog shit. I like the movie. It's a good movie. I don't want to see it again ever.

Oh. I was like, what the fuck was that? He was, he finally stood up, man. He made it. And then it killed him. It was so funny. It was very funny. Oh, man.

The queen of systematic, king of half-passage cardboard pie, horror wars beyond your, beyond your comprehension. It's fucking ruin it, you know? It is kind of an insane choice. Like, you could have just had to be silent, and it would have been fine.

Like, you could have done like a soprano style. I'm so, yeah, I'm just kind of surprised that they did, they did test screenings. And they heard that, and they were like, nobody thought that was funny?

Not everybody laughs at everything terrible. We're able to do like because we're fucked up already. I feel like you have to step outside yourself for a little bit, you know, understand that like, or maybe that's the point. Maybe he's like, you know, people, people laugh at it. Yeah, I mean, I made people really sad this whole time. Let me just make them. That's how, I mean, to me, I'm like this.

Because that's how I would do it. If I was making a movie like that, I saw that that was true, I was like, you know what? Yes. It is funny. I thought the movie's competent enough to where the director must understand that. Right. Isn't it Darren Aronovsky or something? I think so.

Yeah, he's got to know. Um, poor errors beyond your comprehension. King of haphazard, the guy right after me is a massive Epsilon, by the way. I like those memes that are going around where it shows him all fucked up and sweaty and stuff, and it's saying like, oh, Maga Heads like

still trying to like defend like fucking the pedal. Like at this point, it's just that picture of him that's so, he's so fucked up. I just love it. I love it because it's perfectly encapsulates. You're trying so hard to keep it together right now. Which, who is this? The Brandon Fraser.

Oh, Brennan Frazier. So it's like that meme of it's him just looking I love that exasperated, sweaty. Brandon Brayor's pretty good. So great. Make a straight version of what what in the butt. No. That's not even a real song to satirize. That's so fucking boring.

That's so boring. I can't, I couldn't think of a less boring thing or a more boring thing. Jeffrey Foxworthystein. List out rounding our Oh, as always king of N-word hazard. Gloop, glop I'm taking a short. Is he secretly Jewish this whole time?

Jeff Foxworthy? What a surprise man. I know what was this bit I don't even what did he was a shit you might be a Jew he was the right yeah that's right you might be a Jew

if you if you if you see a burning Palestinian and you giggle you might be a Jew you see a penny on the floor and star sweating and you scramble to grab it you fucking die

you dive like you're trying to win the world series Did you see the thing that Jordan put Are you smarter than a goy? That's crazy Look, we're being playful here You know We're playing around with the premise is hilarious

Where the older gentleman We had like the fucking thing That was shooting of money And then people had their hands That grabbed me in and he's like Oh man, they're out here spawn camping And I'm like That's crazy

You know what I should say I should say Israeli I shouldn't say Jew Israel is more accurate Yeah but it's still not accurate necessarily Because there are Israelis you don't like it. But still, it is more true than just like, you know. But, you know, for the sake of comedy. It also does work a little bit more with redneck.

Exactly. You know your redneck. You know. Yeah, you know your Jew is a little bit better than. You might be in Israel. Yeah, it doesn't close. No, no. It's just like for the sake of comedy.

You got to say Jew. Yeah, you got to say Jew. Yeah, man. I feel really. I'm like, Jew neck. You might be a Jew neck. That feels more offensive than anything. Is it just like a nose on shoulders?

That's crazy. You didn't have to take it. I was just saying, you guys are already painting a picture. I was trying to the escalate. I was just putting the two things together. Yeah, and I put the other piece. I wasn't trying to lob it. I was not, I was, I just gave the visual.

I promise you, I was not trying to lob it. We had a premise and you were like, let's get Adrian Brody involved. I wasn't trying to lob it, but you did. You fucking Adrian Brody point. Got him. He's in Splice, right? Yeah. He's also in Call Duty.

Adrian Brody and Brody? He's one of the guy. He's one of the faces. Who does he play an explosion out of it? That thing's not from Call Duty. I don't think that's true. I don't think Adrian Brody's in Call Duty. I'm pretty sure he was on one of the covers of Call Duty.

He was a guy pointing out like one of the covers. It's not Madden. They don't have like. I don't even know. One of my favorite actors Tobias, something. He was in one of the covers of Call Dutty. The most recent one of my favorite actors is named Tobias? Yeah, he's from a show called this is us

He's really good really good really good It's a fucking dumb show. It's a good show you should watch it Whatever is he gonna make me cry or whatever It's gonna make you feel shit and you can't I don't cry at screens as we Establish it early that's dumb The only that I cry the screen is my dick when I nut super I know Whoa

That was kind of insane I only cry when I have tough days You cry after a tough day It's like, well, yeah, that's a sensible thing to do. It's crazy how applicable the trans-metropolitan comic is to today's event. Trans-Metropolitan, I don't even know. I don't know what that means. Your reference is lost on me.

Sorry. King of Hapazard. Body, Booty Wonderland, Earth, Wind, and Dick. I find bromats when I start to dance into Booty Wonderland. Hey, hey, dance dance, booty, wonderland. Booty Wonderland. I just found out that Lady Gaga was an extra in the Zopranos. I heard that

I haven't gotten there yet She plays one of Meadows friends I heard Yeah But like later on Super young Yeah she's 15 So it was like Oh damn it

She has like one acting credit Damn like that Tiny young tiny tiny tiny tiny Yeah Because to me I was confused When I saw that It's kind of a bummer actually Because I was like

Oh well It's not It doesn't matter It doesn't matter It doesn't matter What do you mean? Let's stop talking Yeah

It's crazy Because I say that Because they show I see her in like poker face And she looks so different From what she does now And I first like no she does I'm like she literally doesn't

She's a grown woman She's like a very grown woman now And it's like she's a kid then effectively Damn dude So long ago Well She was like I think she's like two years older than me

Yeah she's not that So in 2008 I was Jesus Was like 20 I was 20? What the fuck? Yeah She was 22 She was early

I remember the I remember the fucking What is it? The telephone music video Yeah Where she was wearing the The uh Oh my god

The police tape Dude dude I was so into I still am to be honest Not a big fan of Italians But Yeah I don't like that she's uh You know

Kind of uh she's one of them I'm not a bit of Italians Me saying that after I've Having literally two Italian girlfriends before But I think Italians are the most common for me For me Italian

And it's Italian and Is that by proxy, though? Maybe. Like, that's like, oh. Jewish American princesses were like, I was, it's just like a fatal thing for me. I was just like, Jew girls got big asses, man.

You like the Japs. Jewish girls got, Jewish girls got big booties, man. I noticed that a lot when I lived in New York. I was like, they got some good asses on the man. There's something. There's something going on.

They got some good asses on them. It's kind of crazy. They weren't even really like, it wasn't even really like a cultural thing. I don't even know. It just happened to be Jewish. I was like, oh, for me it was Hispanic women.

Interesting. They were funny. I did a lot of Cholas. A lot of them. Yeah, Cholas over there? Well, they're just ghetto Hispanic bitches. That's it. That's it.

Yeah, because we had the Chol, you know, the Cholas over here. Man, literally got him before, man. If I had a chance to go to Histulae, bro. What's up, fuckers? Hey, yo, what's good fuckers? Bet you never seen a Mexican Yoshi before. He gets deported immediately. I almost picked a fight with one because he was, he was just, I couldn't help, but like, I was in, I was in Omanty.

And I was in a backyard show, and I was walking back to. the car. How many times he says he's saying nigga? And then he was like he was like this many little guy, but you can tell like his older brother or something was like, you know, so he's, he's being all tough because he's got like a bigger guy next to him. And he's like, what do you fuck you from, dog? And I'm like, not from around here. I don't get a fuck. And then he was like, well, you better get the fuck out of my city dog. And I'm like, yeah, and then you have the, you have the fucking president. You have the dialogue You have the dialogue tree and I was kind of like, do. And then I was.

Who wants to be a millionaire? A, B, and C. I chose the more agitate. I was like, oh, I didn't realize you were the mayor. And then like, he didn't know what to say. And I was kind of like, oh, well. He didn't get that part translated. I didn't think he didn't understand what I meant.

Yes, mayor. I was kind of like, I was willing to be like, uh, major. Major. Yeah. Major. I was kind of willing to see how. fart and go before like, you know, the older guy that's pulled out a pistol or something.

Pulls out a Ruger and it blows you down. That would have been fucking why do you have that? You never know, man. He might have went to war. A lugar, he pulls out a desert eagle. Hey, fuck you, Holmes and he has a fucking German gun. He has the Requiem.

He has the Requiem. Have you seen the fucking random the executions with the Requiem? I did one in the beginning. Oh, yeah. Some of them. I don't know how to do it though. There's one way it's just like countering. So instead of you know how you can parry

yeah but parry with the with the trigger with the trigger like you're Are you serious? Yes. I didn't know that's how you did it so like it's so right when they're about to attack hit the trigger and then he'll fucking get out of the way or he'll do he'll do an animation The tutorial the tutorial faded so this is kind of an annoying that like I don't I don't want to be handheld necessarily in video games but if there's like ever like a thing like that that it said the tutorial for it but then as I was looking at it. it faded away. And I was like, wait, I didn't...

Go away when I do it. Yeah. Right? That's usually how it works. Because that's how modern games are now, particularly. They go when you do the thing. Well, it's usually how it works. It's like, do the thing and then you'll leave.

Yeah. I don't need to be overly tutorialized, but like if you're going to show me something, at least like wait until I fucking do it. Some of them are crazy. Like you were picking attention. Like, wait. How do I do it? Yeah, it's just like small.

Like, because I'm, I'm playing on the TV. So, like, the font small. My eyes are, you know, they're fucked. You know, they're fucked anyway. I've always had a problem with like small text What's really crazy is that I can't play games That are intensive on a bigger screen anymore Because my TV

My TV screen is not that big You guys wouldn't say the one in the living room No, I don't care at all Okay, never mind, sorry Back to what you were, back to me where My apologies, sorry Very cool I think I know what you mean

Alright, you can go ahead Yeah, I think I will Yeah, I think I will Extra ammo where they compared dig sizes For 50 minutes I don't really stretch that It's really not that much It's a long time to do this

that. So then do we just like jelk afterwards or something? We start kneading our penises wide. Needing. Well, you always he's so fascinated with that. Why weas are interested? All right. Like a man-tron King of haphazard, Prince Ali, so gay and free. He

has sex with men. Yeah. You'll call black man. Boy, you are gay. Black man. It's just super wide. He's just surfing on his dick as it just skims over the way.

Black Dick Manta. Prince Ali sucking down pee like it is Agua On the sand That's fire Sucking down pee like it's

Agua That's not bad That was the original life Prince Ali Madisie He from Ali Wawa That's actually pretty good I actually forgot that that was it That is yeah

I like when the joke rhymes With the original Yeah no There's like a satisfying That's the best way to do it Yeah That is the best way It's my favorite

I don't prefer that I prefer a very... You prefer a thoughtless dumbly. A blatant N-word. Completely. A blatant N-word in there. It's the ruling. Because it takes people out of it.

It's like, ha, ha, I took this. It doesn't take people out of it if it's all you do. Yes, it does. It's still bothering you because it's bothering you right now. You're right. It's a flawless argument. Ali N-word is what you're saying. Like that.

And Salim, Madjee, Blate N-word, hard. Off-key-to. You don't even say it on no. Just like screaming. Like that Burger King guy, the fucking... The crown? The crown. An iconic video.

Get that around. That is art. The art design of that video is spectacular. The art design. You mean the situation? It's not a set beast. You called Martin Luther King an art style before. Don't talk to it.

You know what I mean, though. Oh, you know what I mean, bitch. I don't. I don't. Mr. Jimmy Jam, Smitchie the Gay. How many licks does it take to nuke Iran? What? One, two, and we're going to lose this war.

See an owl melting. 10 years. Yeah. 10 years for no reason. Sick. Alternative metal album. This nigga's already asking for Europe. I'm not going to get into it.

We can't get it. It's actually been so nice not talking about it. Help. We need you to do our dirty work. And they're like, no. We win this war. We won this war three weeks ago, but we're still doing it. So crazy.

There's going to be no boots on the ground. Thanks, man. on the ground. Thank you. Thanks. I appreciate you. I'm gonna set my fucking southern fucking Iraq. I'm gonna set him over to the Middle East. I'm excited to the fucking doing. He's a painted my fucking ass.

Doesn't appreciate all the shit that I do. Why do you think that, Tony? Ouch. That bitch fucked him after that, which is crazy. She's still fucked him after that. Oh, did that happen? That's crazy. No. No, she doesn't? No. Doesn't the therapist fucking?

No. I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen. Am I crazy? Yes. Yes. And also that there's a fan. Tennessee, they never sleep together. They never sleep together. Which, probably blue balled some people.

I was kind of waiting for that to have it. I didn't give it shit if it happened. You kind of blue balled some people, I imagine. There's a lot of blue balls in that show. You scare me, Tony. The pedophile never got out of that. To me, the biggest blue ball is, is her, did you get some part where she gets raped?

Yeah. Okay, yeah. That part. That part's insane. I'm like, what do you mean? There was no resolution. It was, who was the end? That guy just went away.

Did the guy just get away? Well, they, um, he, he wanted to do something. about it, but I think he did. There was no consequence. He did not. Who got sexual assaulted again? The therapist. The therapist.

Oh, you're right. In the fucking parking lot. And then like, they didn't, nothing happened. It wasn't resolved. It just, it was, and I think it was a purposeful, like, reality kind of thing because that's usually what happens. And I was like, oh, that felt gross. Because in a TV show, you're like, where's the resolution?

I can tell you to stop getting rain. The fuck you're doing? If I can always do it this shit It's fucking get rid of it's fucking stupid I gotta goddamn sick of it Yeah I hate my fucking son he's a I hate my fucking son he's a fucking bitch

He's a twig bitch I hate my fucking son I was fucking boobs now It's crazy Everything everything about it makes me mad You see I hate that he beat me My son of a fucking pussy It's fucking crazy

Why the fuck did this happen Nobody fucking tell me they do it at the school They have a fucking fucking pussy look better than Carmellie They give him crazy You see if they're fucking At these fucking uh At these schools now

There's fucking trans and people when they're making the pusses really good. That was grim dark. They're making their pussy's real good, man. Every time I go outside, another one of these strands. How many of them have cut the buzz as if we fucking be?

You think it maybe seven. Mr. Jimmy Jam, how many looks like, okay, I read this ready. Alternative metal album, Whole by Max Silhouette out now.

Mack, King of Hapazard. Maycar, or Macar, Dobby would like to drink Hennessy and drive drunk. That's crazy. I got you, That's cool.

Dobby would like to miss child support favors. Ooh, I haven't had a Incredible Hulk in a minute. Incredible Hulk is crazy. You get Hypno, hypnotic, and then you get some Hennessy. Incredible Hulk is all green. That is the most callie shit ever, darling. I don't know what the fuck you even talk about.

That is like a 2000s party. That is a 2000s party callie-ass drink, dude. I only know that because of I have some family that's from NorCal that brought that shit over. And I was like, this is disgusting. And they were like, hell yeah, my nigga. This is fucking. It's not bad. You just said heagnetic.

It's not bad. You just said out your mouth. Wait, say it again. What is it? It's hypnotic. And he's not the fucking is a blue-ass drink. So that. Oh.

Oh. Incredible Hulk. It turns crazy. It turns green. It's not bad, dude. It's not. I think it's lying. I'm not lying.

Can I try it? Yeah, I want you. I would love to. Is it makeable? Do they still make hypnotic? Yes, they do. Well, what's it got? We'll do it.

To be fair, I haven't looked for it, so I'm not even sure. Well, when you're not going to get a long time. That's what I'm saying. Like, I worry, I wonder if it's like so big or whatever. We're having people over this weekend. When we have to make some incredible halls. Okay, I'll do it. You have to drive home after.

I'm not doing it. You have to drive home. Stock coffee. Quick, Chris, say. Yeah. It's still good. Gurny, gurny, gurny. It's still 20 bucks.

That's crazy. If not like it was 20 bucks. Let me see if I remember it. Hasnick. Oh my. God. Do you remember it? Let me see if it's... Oh, yeah. It's exactly the same. Oh, my God. And then we just get like a, we'll get a shitty bottle.

Is that a glass bottle? Yes. So they get a glass bottle. It's pretty thick too. Like if you hit someone, they're going to die. Fucking real. Hypnotic is still around. In a glass bottle. Snap will get me here. Who's my hypnotics? I'm fucking real. People your age. People only buy hypnotics to make incredible hoax am ibated. I've never seen anyone just drink hypnotic by themselves. I'm serious. I've seen a lot of people drink hypnotic by themselves. By themselves On the side of a road Like a guzzling hypnotic

Like it's fucking welters grape soda You ever see that guy Slumped over and italicize Like they're on fence You ever see that guy on the On the sidewalk tweaking And like he's like And then like this dude

That he's recording's like Hey man do you mind if I get by Oh yeah my bad dude But he's tweaking like crazy So it's so funny that he He's like aware of enough I love that I love videos like that

And he locks back in himself and he's like, I'm back. I love videos of crazy people, kind of like snapping. Like, I remember this morning. He's like, he's like crazy. And the guy's like, hey, nice shirt. He's like, oh, thanks, man. You got a cigarette?

You just bring him back. And he was like, wait a minute. He were just snarling. You were just Wolverina. It was like, what happened? You remember you're walking to the bank and I kicked some guy by mistake? Oh, yeah. Classic story.

Yeah, a guy laying down on the street. You kicked him. You didn't see him, to be fair. I felt so. I was like, first of why are you that far out industry? Come on, bro.

You broke every rib in my body. I kicked straight through his rib cage. Cray. I don't pierce though. I don't pierce. No, no. You see the skin get a little thin,

though, a little transparent. Oh, sorry. Citizen of haphazard. Yush. So Sweeney is dumb and gay. Chris is a fugly eraser head baby.

And Derek is the coolest and best and everybody loves him. That is so bullshit. Damn. Are you more insult? that you didn't get in it you know what I mean like I don't want real praise that's disgusting but I feel like also maybe it's in some because it's like

that's a complete lie I know that guy doesn't respect me at all damn well how do you know this is this is well it's a 50-50 oh no that's Joe this seems too genuine this I don't know this profile doesn't strike me as too ironic that's a it's too nice of a profile is that shoe no I think it's just some random oh yeah some lady okay yeah but squaring on your point for the first time, a queen for systematic.

David Bowie, man, spew queer meat, gager, cock, gay oddity. Nice. Golly, gee whiz. Stroking. David Bowie. I've read that many times and it only just kind of hit me. That's a classic. That's like obviously.

It's so dumb. Obviously, David is a good one. David. It's your boy, Shawnee D. The court jester of haphazard. At Grock is this true? And finally the real King of Vazard come game of the year guy just beats San Andreas. Moving on to Oblivion.

You're grinding through these, man. Hurry up with oblivion. Oh, wonder if he's playing remastered or OG. Oh, yeah. Probably, I mean, there's no reason not to play the remaster. It runs just about as shitty as the original. That's true. That is true.

It just looks better. Yeah. What happened to Chris? That was a bummer too. Like, I was getting into it. I was really getting a whole time. I had no problems with it. What were you playing on console?

I'm not playing on PC. It was running well for you on PC. the fuck I don't even understand how that's possible Dude a lot of things here run badly I'm like I'm having a fucking jambery play Sometimes just the lucky ones that don't get all the problems Yeah some random

Random configuration Yeah so like happens to be a sweet spot I'm like yay I love this game had a memory leak for me for a while And I was really feeling it And then it would just like it would chug towards the end I'm just like This ain't worth it man Because that's a game about immersion

You want to get lost in it You kind of want to spend hours in it And then like you've got like a one hour limit Before you have to like restart it It's just completely jarring. It defeats the purpose. Yeah, that's unfortunate. In sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at footage of the Challenger Explosion.

Drip M.H. Lord of All Drip. Chris as Woody Allen adopting and then marrying the baby from Eraserhead who is also Chris. Cool. Amazing. Trump is fighting to the nail not to spend the last 10 seconds of his life in prison. Obi won't you blow me. Colin doubled down. It's a me.

Mormon Mario. Facts. Does he have somebody else to lift him into the block? That's crazy. This dick out. He just doesn't, it's Yoshi. Yoshi stands up into the block. He has to put a sheet on Yoshi.

He can't make contact. I like it. I like that. That's crazy. Soking is a wild shit, man. When I found out about that, I couldn't believe. I didn't think it was real when I heard about that.

I was like, that sounds like you hear about durfing. What's durfing? Look it up. Millhouse, I didn't do anything. Huh? Ask our Mormon friends about it.

Yeah, go ahead. We asked our Mormon friend at one time about what do Mormons think black people are. And he was like, please don't make me tell you this. We're good. Let me tell you this. He was like, please don't let me say this.

I want to be your friends. Mill House, I didn't do. I love you to what to see. Millhouse. I didn't do anything, Dave Mustaine. I don't care. Starlit Will, Derek's long lost Chinese friend Ming. Mi Guan, great, we might, be my god, rape you till you die, Billy McGuan.

Kill you with me cock. Kekya and me see, man, Billy McGuan, leave you dead in the street. Keepers, creepers. It's King of Habazard. T.M. Last but not least, King of Habazard. soprano Kratos trying to fuck all the Valkyries, Lady Sip and Freya,

both before and after killing Balder. Jesus Christ. Sorry, Mimeer, but I gotta fucking take her of the sequence right now, you know. She's looking a little good. I left your son's body on the Suggots. Wage Slate 583, King of Halfazard. Why can't we get his body back? That's what me get his body back, man. I feel like,

I feel like there's enough... I feel like there's enough magic to like his body should be able to be recovered. I do think it is kind of arbitrary. You can't do this Crados has literally died and come back multiple times Didn't they go to like the edge of reality

They've done a lot of bullshit And fight like entities of creation And then Mamiro just starts to keep smelling Fucking Crados's ass And you know that shit stinks dude Yeah it's a rough odor down there We don't wipe in Sparta We don't wipe in Sparta

We just bleed We let blood encrust over it We wipe ourselves with cactuses to be accustomed to pain. Dad, I don't want to do that. I know, laddie. It fucking sucks that. It sucks, ladd.

It's part of the reason. I'm glad I don't have an ass anymore. I'm being very honest. No more to wipe on. Please put me in the front and his dick smells worse. Oh, no, no, no, fuck. Your dick smelling worse is crazy, dude. Oh, no, am I? Put me back.

Put me back in your shit covered ass. The arse. That's great It smells like Combinated Wrench The Pippini Bros Hoping Hideo Katojima gets the voice in the Next Month

In the last Smiling Friends episode Donk-Donkerson The King of Hephazard Gay Thoughts or son-daughter Pee-B furries who are into pigs Should have a convention called Fucking Ham Palace That's pretty good

I don't endorse that behavior That's a skit That's pretty good Fucking Ham Palace It's amazing But fucking Ham Palace That's where Kermit lives ellipses

I thought that was pretty good I want to have you I want to know have you ever been gay coming on gay lover of hockey yowie sadman dot gov

John Strickland I really hope Jesus Christ that top casler is really really is dead what's that Top casler you know the Jew one

oh that's oh oh okay sorry I wasn't paying it to Got it. First, Judge Keith, David, I like Big Beds and I cannot lie. Post-Humor, Kingston humor be like, what if instead of fade to black by Metallica, was fade to inward, instead of killing himself, he was black? Pryoraz, the Bro Krogan experience.

Netanyahu supposedly fled to Germany, and I'm just saying Germany should consider bumping that number up to 6 million and 1. That's crazy. That is fucking wild. It is hilarious to flee Israel to Germany. To that. That is funny. I mean, it's a salty.

Israel is effectively. It does sound like a copycat kind of thing. I know, I know, I know. It's just funny. It sounds like that shit. Napster of puppets, King of Hephazard, King of Have Hazard, Ramirez, Secure the King of Half Hazard,

and rounding our list is always the King of High Pazard, Monkey Monk, the King of Iphazard, Eiff Hound and find out. Young Sween's dad, King of Havehazard, calling three days late for his birthday and asking for money. Anus protrudes like a half-life two-seiling barnacle. That is crazy. You three look like the propagandists of a Resident Evil game that are not seeing it to the sequel.

Oh, protagonist. I read propagandaists. Oh, yeah, I'm not making it. That didn't make sense to me. I wonder if Sheva's going to come back in any of the games eventually. No, I don't think so. She works with stars and everything now. Yeah, but there's a lot of shit that just, I feel like they're just, there's so much that they have not tapped into.

Most side characters don't come back. That is true. I feel like they just, it wouldn't, it's kind of like weird. Honestly, I was, well, I don't want to say. I don't want to say, no, my. I won't wait until he's finished, and then we can... I'll be through it by next week. Yeah, yeah.

You three, okay, right that right. Dick's so dirty, you can smell me pulling into your driveway. Did the math, this podcast is 1,013 hours and 16 minutes and eight seconds. Kratos picking up Mimir and kissing him for nine minutes. Sports type Pokemon, the King of Have Fazer, you listening to the live to the Star Tank, 399.5 FM. It's good. I like that.

I love radio names. I don't know. It's fun to announce. Here comes diggy and the boops. Diggy, diggy, diggy, boop. Look at the 90-95, the sauce. Yeah. There's lots of sauce in my pants.

I hope you're ready to slurp it up. Marinera. Fucking Vajoli. Slurp it up with this Nirvana song. Fucking teen spirit or whatever. Yeah, fucking, who cares? He's talking as the song and starts. Like, is that cross, you know?

He's just interrupting the beginning of the song. He's like, fucking, I don't know. Durn to do it. I don't know what the fuck this song. Nirvana, I think, or something. He's about to start singing soon. Don't worry about. This old bullshit.

I'll let you enjoy it soon enough. Don't you fucking fret. This dumb idiot kill himself. I would a fucking dumb ass. Fucking stupid. Oh, wait, I think some bitch killed him, right? He's just talking about it. Yeah.

I would enjoy that, actually. Cometating over the entire thing. And he's like, oh, I guess it's over. I'm coming up next. Sorry, Miss Jackson. I had a dream where Chris introed the episode by leaning in from the side and screaming the N-word Sweene showing the podcast a live

video but it's just gay porn of him getting kissed by big black men over and over again. Sorry, Miss Jackson. Peasants Graham. Aetherian has the past because he took Colossus's hard ass. Progerian Hunter is having a child frying bacon with my shirt off, Nafram, and rounding out our list for real this time. Jesus Christ.

That nigga really having a child? I don't know. You got a kid already by now. Yeah, by now? How long does it take to have a good fucking eight minutes? About. To create a kid is about eight minutes. for it to be born about That's long

What are you saying? Eight minutes Five minutes is a It's a decent jump That's a good That's a decent jump That is a That's the middle time

That feels like a marathon to me What's crazy is that when I was younger I was able to have sex For like maybe like an hour Like I was possible Yeah If I go an hour I will literally not be able

Do anything rest of the day The thing about an hour It's just like It's not that fun No one's also the girls It's not into it It's cool It's cool while you're doing it

It's not an hour's where like, no, that was, that was cool when I was a teen in my teens. It's like a passion thing where like, like, you know, the first time you guys are doing it. It's like really like, you know. There's only so much you can do, really. No, I like the refractory periods and then you can go again. No, that's fine. Go ahead. But I mean like an hour straight.

Like, I haven't done anything like that since I was very. The problem is you didn't wear off the girl. I think it was like 29 last time. She doesn't feel like it. She's like, well, it's both the, but the friction. She's like, I don't like this, I don't feel good anymore. I'm out. Well, to me, it's like, how.

Okay, it shouldn't be both. I, I, it should literally be both. My penis has no more feeling. Pussy's fucking just super sensitive and not, like, it's just not good at a certain point. You don't, your penis doesn't get numb for a little bit, then gets hyper hard and you're back in a fight. Oh, yeah, there's the, if you transcend it, I'm going to go. It hurts so bad, but if you just keep going, it goes all the way back to being so amazing. Yeah!

He's like, Goku, ultra-insic, where he gets to the shirt bomb, gets hit by it, and he's like, inside of me. He's like, oh, my God, I'm fucking, hey, black girl. He's like, I'm back, dude. He's like, I'm back. Oh, Trissing. Look at man. Once you hit the three-hour mark, it's so much better. That's nuts.

So if anyone, if any virgins are listening. If any virgins are listening, remember, if you can't perform for three hours, you're worthless and it's bad. It's proof that you shouldn't have kids, actually. Yeah. So you put up or shut up. Listening to this proof you should have kids in the first place, actually. So, like, let that be.

Yeah, we were all kids. Yeah. I have 14 kids. I'm out of you. All right. Bye. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time for episode...

99.9.9. 9.9. It'll be episode 400 next time. Don't worry. Next episode will be episode 400. Kiss... We'll see you next time.