The Snark Tank - #400: s/o to N*GGAS

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

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Welcome to the snortech. You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweet. Sit back in for some glazing glory. See that? I don't know if you saw, I sent it, that guy doing the Muslim called a prayer or whatever. The Downs gentleman. Yeah.

His voices, because, like, his, he sounds like, people. Ewey Herman a little bit, you know, what he does when he goes, oh, not. And he has like that fucking voice. And I was just like, it's not, it's, it's, it's way less about the downs and much more about the, the, the, you know there are a package deal, though. You know there are a package deal. To be, for my, to be fair to myself, I've never heard a dozen a person speak.

Like that. The, the, no, not that. I was like, bad. I was like, that's beautiful. I was actually really, like, I was really touched. Welcome to the Star Trek podcast. It's me, Chris, it's him, Derek.

It's him, Kekston. It's a very special day because it's episode, it's our 400th episode. Hey, happy 400, guys. Happy 400, everybody. We're recording this after 401 and after 17399. I don't know how many of it actually was. At first, it wasn't necessarily intentional,

but I thought it was too funny. I think you keep doing it. This is 400. We've got a call-in voicemail segment now. We've got a bunch of voicemails from you, the listeners. You can go to Patreon.com slash the Star Trek

to check that out. That's at the $10 tier, previously our Discord tier. So you can go over there, leave a message, leave a voicemail. And it'll be played at the show. I'm totally nuking the Discord also. I'm going that bitch out.

I thought we did that already to be honest with you. I'm blown it up. I'm happily blowing it up. I thought we did that. exists. It's just there. Years ago. Somebody like hacked in it and was posting like weird shit and I was like

it's time to go. That was years ago. Yeah, I remember just like. That was fucking years ago. Yeah, right? It was like at a certain, look, at a certain point, our job is to make stuff that's like at least entertaining.

And that's, that's really it. That's what we were supposed to just make content. Yeah. I did, when I was coming up on YouTube, it wasn't expected that you were then going to be like, oh, you didn't, now it's time to like corral

an anonymous community in like secret discord service. I'm like, this isn't really fun. Yeah. We're interesting to do. I'm a little bit too old to even just a little bit. Just, you know, like I'm closer to 40. I barely want to manage like an animal in my life right now. Oh.

I'm going to manage like hundreds of anonymous people. Cats are easy to like take care of and I'm still on the fence about getting the cat. Exactly. I really want an animal. Me too, but I just. Fuck this court So anyway I really want an animal

I really want an animal Fuck this word We've got So yeah We've got some voicemails That we'll play At the end of the show We're still trying to figure out

Exactly Where we'll place it There's a whole write-up On the Patreon If you're curious about it That write-up is free The number is at the $10 tier It's all explained why

On Patreon Patreon.com So you can go over there Check it out Yeah Tell us some cool shit Or if you want some stupid fucking advice

that won't satisfy you, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go to the good. Leave a voicemail. How do you feel, cakes? You know, it's been 400 of these. Well, more than 400, obviously. There's officially 400 episodes. How do you feel?

But then there's the extra ammo, too, so it's like, it's quite, quite a lot. Yeah, actually. Amazing. Amazing, amazing, scene partner, this guy. Beautiful. I fucking hate you. What are you doing? You're fired.

If you want to apply for Kingston's physicians, leave us a voicemail. Yeah. I'm just smiling. I don't know. You guys are, you guys. This isn't a smile past. You guys are on right now. Let you guys be on.

He asked you a question. You answer your own. That is a psychotic. A psychotic thing. You guys are on right now. You're cooking, man. You answer it. No, man.

You got. I know you're interested in my thoughts. Go ahead. It's fucking crazy. Like my fucking glass are lopsided for some reason. All right, cool. So he's got nothing. He's got an other.

I'm going to give him one more chance. How you feel? How you feel? We, we crossed an important milestone. We crossed a Rubicon as one would say. We did. There's a point in no return.

400 plus. Centennials for our podcast episodes. Six years plus kind of insane, actually. Yeah. It feels weird. Yeah, man. Shout out to me only. Oh.

And the fans. You got Sebastianine on your lips? No. Why, they look like they got a little shoes. I look at my lips, nigga. You're fucking queer. There's like the lighting. No shade of being queer, anyone out there who's queer.

I'm making fun of him for being queer. Hey, hey, hey, I don't mind it. If I'm queer, I'm queer. But what I'm saying is, no, no, no, no, no. You should really mind. You should really mind. You should really mind. Chris, is there not, am I insane?

Maybe it's the shades. Oh, maybe it is the shades. It looks like the lighting. The lighting is bouncing off your lips. Looks like there's like there's like fucking. like you got like lip gloss on or something I wouldn't do that I'm a heterosexual male I mean I wouldn't I wouldn't wear lip gloss

he didn't put lip gloss on but he did put lip gloss all over his penis and suck it for 10 minutes I gotta say glossing my penis is such a stupid thing to do yeah it's such a stupid either you're really flexible or you got a crazy long penis

hilarious first of all I wear a short I've had a crazy penis to be very visible right would you be on like only fans? Nah. Why not? I would have probably tried porn and be like

I don't really like I'm out. Yeah, I don't like the idea of porn. I like the idea of only fans just being by yourself like I like the just independence of that

that's cool. But working with a bunch of people and camera people I would only do I would only do a whetfer Yeah, dude No way. Is there?

No way. I would only do only do Only fans if I could like do videos of me coming like bucket full of cub you know like it's a video

where it's like propped up somewhere like it's a shot and there's like a bucket and it's just me coming into the bucket all at once it's and it sounds like someone's just like pouring milk and you're like filling it up in like one money shot yeah one blast and it's like oh whoa this guy's a freak you uh you uh you you ever hear of uh g mud bones of course so like like you want you want to do that i've never heard of your your your spirit's better than ours i guess that i don't know what is that this guy with a fucking prosthetic fake penis yeah that would just damn near drowned girls and it looked like he was just dowsing

them in milk. Like if you just had a gallon of milk and we're just, you know, chugging it at someone. Is that just what it was? Is it just milk? It was, I'm assuming so. It might have been something with like bacon soda or like a slime. What's the other shit called? Not baking soda, but baking. Cornmeal. What do you? Yeah, something like corn starch. Corn starch. Like a little bit of mostly water, a little bit just for thickness. You put a little corn starch in or something. Wait, what? I miss it. I totally missed he looks so troubled. He really was troubled by that. No. Don't worry about it.

Okay, I guess I'll see it in post. Whatever. What the fuck are we talking about? I was literally trying to get this guy, literally trying to get this guy to just reflect a little bit. And I just think the real answer is he couldn't care less about this show. And I respected. I said shout out to me.

Pretty good. Pretty good. I literally said, thank you me. I appreciate me. What the fuck is going on? I respect. I respect like showing up, like, you know, you get a paycheck. And you just anyone, like, if I literally ask you how it was work, you're like, I, I couldn't even tell you.

Where was I at? I get back in the house and I'm like, did I leave? You don't, you get into a fugue state. I like that. What? I believe it. Wait, would you say? I was born in a fugue state.

I believe it. Aren't we all born in fugitives? Yeah, but mine lasted way longer than other people's. Six years? No. Maybe like, I don't know, like what they, doctors say like, 84 minutes ago, some shit like that? It just ended. You've been in a huge stake for 32 years.

I've been in a flow state. Like, it's really impressive. Well, I don't know. It's crazy that we've been doing this for this long. I didn't expect to do it this long. I didn't expect it to do this well. I didn't expect it to grow this consistently either. Like, that's what's kind of weird about it?

Is that like, what was this? I'm proud of it. Oh, cool. I don't like that you did that. Actually, that's what that's what I did. You didn't know, actually. Yeah, I think, I think the, I guess the only surprise really is the app, the growth despite the absolute lack of effort we've put into the show. I think that's what's impressive to me.

Yeah. Because it's really organic. Like, clearly we are doing something that is funny enough to cultivate a fan base. Imagine if we tried. Exactly. I might get broken. Well, you see exactly what happened. Maybe that is kind of the trepidation of it.

It's just like where it's, I do worry about that. We're trying harder would actually kind of fuck up something. I feel like what we're doing right now, it's like the most earnest version of like us making a podcast and people enjoying it. Right. Opposed to before we are kind of at critical mass organically now. Where we're like hearing as big as we can get without like having to get on a podcast network

and then like having to smooth because like that's our biggest problem, right? Summertime comes up and that's the time that everybody creator goes out and they smooths with each other. And all of us are like we'd rather die like genuinely. all rather die, like going out a bunch of content, like that sounds horrible. Yes. It sounds horrible.

Like there was like a year ago, one of our friends was like, we should really go, we should really go. We were all like, no. What do we do? Let's just hang out and do something we're going to enjoy for a day. When was this? Do you remember? It was a last, it was 2024. What was it? It was during the Vidcon time, we were throwing all the parties

and you were like, oh, we should probably go and I just meet people and talk to them. Oh, yeah. Not to be fair. To be fair, we should do that. We absolutely should do that, right? Yes, but. Fiscally, it's responsible to do that, right? But the problem is that we're all living well enough and we're not money-hungry lunatics.

So we're like, well, I don't, I'm living fine. I just, it is, that is my biggest problem. It is the, it is the, I can stand to live better. I wouldn't. Who wouldn't, who wouldn't like to live better, but also the way I'm living now is not a detriment at all. It is $400,000. rent. I can't imagine why he's got some of good set up. Hey man, shout out to me. Shout out to me for making the right decision to get where I'm at, man. Not good. Good job. Thank

God for me only, not anyone else. No one that helped me get here, only me. It's pretty good. Well, listen. Pretty good, man. There is a lot of stuff. There is a lot of stuff happening. It's episode 400. I think we should just focus on questions. It really is just mega falling apart and that is fun to watch. But I kind of don't even want to sully this by spending too much time talking about We pissed on them pretty good last episode, too. Yeah, we pissed on them on the future in 401, you know? Yeah. In episode 401, we pissed on them.

We'll piss on them again very soon. Can you become an egot maniac later on in your life? Or do you have to be born that way? I think you could absolutely become an ego man. You can. You just, all you got to do is get groomed into it. Like, say, even, you know, you can get groomed as an adult. So if you just hang around enough people who are fucking ego maniacs, you can really emulate

that shit. I want to become a psychopath, but I don't want to be around psychopath. A psychopath. I just don't see, that's different. Or a sociopath. I want to turn off my feelings towards others. think you can garner some of that, right? You become extremely apathetic.

I think you can, I think you can get there. I don't know if I can. I think in the right circumstance. I've loved already. I think that's the problem. I think love is touched my heart. So if you love and lost, like say if, um... That is supposed to, it should have happened already.

It didn't happen yet. Well, if Lily, what would you do? Because if Lily, like, her, she split open like this. Yeah, like the Resident Evil, like fucking... Exactly. Or like Orion's belt from, uh, what is it, uh, men and black? The Lelian. There we go.

And a tinier version of Lily came out and she was like, I'm the real Lily. I never loved you. I'm leaving. That's not even like, I wouldn't even be sad.

I'd be kind of like, what the fuck? What else is out there? Are you sure you wouldn't be sad? What is the name of the two brothers that go on mysteries and they have those weird covers? I forgot what it's called.

It'd be like the Hardy Boys, but it'd just be me and be like me looking in like a dark hole like with a black glass. Yeah, that would be like that would be. That opens up a world to me. Now things are different.

Right. It would be like, it would be personally devastating, but in comparison to the whimsical nature, like, in comparison to how much more you don't, you know you don't know. Yeah, like that's, that's lit now. Now I got a fucking adventure ahead of me. Yeah, it would be like if my, yeah, it would be like if when my grandmother died, she literally became a dragon and flew into this, this, into space or something. I'd be like, I'm sad, but definitely less so, because I'm just like mesmerized now. I'm sad, but this moment, my sad moment got hyper undercut by the world experience. ending.

Right. Like a hyper. It's like a character dies in the game but when they die you get a really sick sword and you're like this is fucked up

but also I'm gonna kill you every time I play the game now because I got this weapon that's amazing. I like that. I would prefer that than just regular death. What do you mean?

You know what I mean? I don't want to be, I don't want anyone using me after I die. I don't want to know someone succeeding via me after I die. Wait,

what do you mean? What are you saying? He doesn't want to help anybody. I don't want to turn into a sword that it's like really cool. like, fuck that. Burry me, burn me.

Burn a sword. If you die before I do, I'm going to make it my express mission to turn you into like a mech of some kind. That's insane. It's a waste of so much funds, but go for it. It's not going to take much money. It's called Meek Canyon and get that puppet guy that he's working with. Oh, yeah.

Creature Kid. I like it. And now it's a fucking meck. As long as I do a laser beam, I'll be fine, I guess. Okay. Good. I can, I can not. Unibeme.

Unibam. It's just like a fucking slightly hot flashlight. slightly hot. Yeah, hell yeah, dude. Well, let's just get into questions. Let's do it. Well, it's all about you guys. It's all about you guys.

It's all about you guys. You want to be here, everyone for you. You know what I mean? What the fuck is going on? Just showing my gratitude to the listeners. You know what I mean. Can you move during Unabeme? I don't think so.

I think you can fall down so you're technically moving. You can slightly. I feel like they're moving. I feel like I feel like people like. move upward sometimes I think I'm tripping though I don't remember I don't remember

you're kind of like Berenstein Berenstaining me with that because like I do remember Blasher blast Whoa That was crazy The kind of noise

It makes kind of The one I remember is the rounded nature of the ones on the edge They were round And I'm like What the fuck are these round I no longer have a clue What we're talking about

The blackest Dumb bullshit that is not matter at all The blackest Sarkis wrote in He says Hello all. He says hello. Jesus fucking Christ. Hello all.

What was your specific sexual awakening? Can you describe the feelings in the moment and what your take on it and what's your take on it now? For me, it was the music video for Love Don't Cost the Thing by Just J-Lo? By Love. I think the Just was not supposed to be there. Oh, by J-L, I see. Yeah, I see the Js fuck you up.

I was seven watching music Canadian MTV. Nice. And something clicked in me. Now I look back at the video and it's just a lot less raunchy than I recall. It's really not that raunchy. The weirdest part is that I don't even find her attractive or that attractive. That is a pretty key word. But considering she was my awakening, P.S.

I know Sweeney's going to give some contrived ass answer. You shot him down immediately. Yeah, I feel like mine is like, I don't know, like Kimberly from fucking Power Rangers. That's a good one. I think it was her. It was her or either like fucking Jessica Rabbit. Hmm. Hmm. Jessica Rabbit was too sexualized for me to even register her as like sexy.

Because for me it was like, is she a rabbit? I was like, how was she a rabbit? That was what bothered me a lot when I was younger. I thought she didn't. How was she a rabbit? That she was married to a rabbit so she took the last name. I didn't really know that was a key yet. I was like, well, something's wrong here. You know what's weird? I for some reason to do that.

Yeah. For some reason put that together. But like at that age, I feel like there was no reason for me to do it. That kind of movie was crazy. The fact that movie even existed is wild. The fact that it's a touchstone, you know, an offshoot of Disney, it's like that they fucking like adopted that. It's kind of crazy. Wonderbrother, like a bunch of Warner Brother characters in it too.

And they're all like interacting. It's like what is happening. I think it was that the first time that they had any crossover like that, huh? And the only time I think. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I don't think they ever did it again. Other than Fortnite. No.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, literally. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we were talking about a goofy movie before we recorded or before we started recording today. Did you hear that story about how like. like Katzenberg or like some head guy at Disney was like for a goofy movie.

It was like, hey, I got an idea. Let's get Steve Martin to play goofy. This is real, by the way. It's not like a fucking stupid bit. They were like, let's get Steve Martin to play goofy. Wouldn't that be great? Think about all the ways we could sell this. And then the animator people were like, so you want Steve Martin doing the goofy voice?

And he was like, no. Oh, like, let's do a little. He's going to be using his real, like, Chris Pratt. Charlie Day, Chris Pratt. Yeah, exactly. Chris Pratt Mario. This is real. And they actually, to shoot him down, they were just like, okay, we're just going to have Goofy's voice actor do his normal voice so you could see how stupid this looks.

And he was like, you turn around. He was like, it's a bad idea. You're right. And then that's why a goofy movie isn't fucked. I hate money hungry niggers, man. Because like, that's the only reason you would have that idea is to, oh, well, you will sell. it by what's via steve martin get more money it's not a good idea

Steve Martin as goofy is terrible idea one of the most boring like I does he really he's the least acting actorable person

ever he hardly emotes in his movies they're the like he has funny faces like oh no father of the bride you see father of the bride yeah yeah oh

I like Steve Martin crazy shit's going on but I'm like I'm just trying to think of him as a yuck a yuck guys like he doesn't have Like, he doesn't have it.

That's crazy. He doesn't. The thing about it is that, like, he doesn't have a voice, right? That's particular. Like, I like, I like, I like him. Generally, Steve Martin, like, whatever. Like, I haven't seen. Huh?

I have no problem with them at all. Yeah, right. But, like, he's not a voice person. The movie he made of Eddie Murphy was called. Bowfinger? A movie's hilarious. Bofinger is hysterical. Truly a funny fucking movie.

It's really good. It's really good. It's funny that we live in that area. It's really bothers them. I mean, we're about the, we're about to go there. What do you mean? Oh. I don't get it. Don't even.

But yeah, like, we're going to live by, like, that, like, area is, like, insanely close to us. It's fucking freaky. It is kind of crazy. I like when that happens. Yeah, it's fun. Well, that's been to you the whole life because you're in L.A., so, like, because, like, Manhattan is, like, it's there. But, like, I feel like, men, most things that happen in Manhattan don't really,

aren't really, like, exactly. So many fantastical things happen in Manhattan. And it's kind of like, ah, whatever. You know, you'd kind of be, like, looking around, like, oh, my God. That's where Capone got raped. Oh, my God. That's where this guy's, remember that. Remember that scene of that movie where a pizza got fucking bought it.

It's right here. The pizza's bought here. But I feel like in LA, it's like it feels very distinct. I was in New York, it feels like a lot of a city at times. Yeah, it's a sprawling. It's a concrete jungle. Because the highway, the highway that from, from freaking Beaufinger, where Eddie Murphy's character almost got ran over, it's right by my house.

Yeah. And it's like, that guy probably, I'm surprised no one got killed. I mean, they don't disclose that information. Steve Martin killed hundreds of people on the set of Beaufinger. Eddie Murphy did have a twin brother actually in real life. he died. He's dead. He got speed bump. Can you imagine?

There's like a, what is it? Like an in-memorium? It's crazy for the year that both finger comes out. And it's just like Eddie Murphy's brother is what it says. That's what it says. It says Eddie Murphy, too. Anyway, this sexual awakening question, I really, I kind of, it must have been like black, it must have been like a Spider-Man thing.

It must have been black cat or something. Oh, the ex, the hex girls. One of the ones, too. One of the ones, too. Oh. Oh, the hex girls? I was a little bit after my time. I didn't see that one. You didn't see that one?

The Zombie Island? No, that's not Zombie Island. That's not Zombie Island. No, that's the one with the Wiccan or whatever. Yeah, that's like the witch, the curse or something. I don't know what the fuck it's called. There was a real, I remember that being a real fucking tonal whiplash for me. Zombie Island.

When it was real bullshit happening. I was like, excuse me. Zombie Island was goaded. Zombie Island's great, but that ends with the cat girls. Literally. The wear cats. Yeah, the wear cats. Which did nothing for me.

I liked that. Yeah. I really needed to make that clear. Zombies were all right, though. They're a little, you know, I was like, I got a little geeked up. When I realized the zombies were the good guys, I got a little chubbed up. What? In defense of that movie, it's a great premise.

I love the idea. The premise that the zombies are good is awesome. For a kid's movie, that was like really cool. And it, you know, even though it was insane. During the terror tight, it's terror. time again during that montage or that sequence it was just painfully obvious

it was a little bit too obvious because they're like running away and they got like hands like them a vine to swing over the line and I'm like oh all right if you watch it back yeah like I was like well even as a kid I was like oh because you can't it was too unavoidable right there yeah he's handing him a line to help you swing I'm like oh well they're

they're not trying of hard I feel like I'd miss parts of that film or something would happen and it'd be a point where I turned back and it's cat people I was like, what's happening in this movie? Dude, for a long time. I was like, I'm just not paying attention to this. Cajian wear cats. It is a crazy.

Their, fucking, their accents are so funny. I love it. Like, I felt like that was the one scooby-to movie I'd watch. I'd be like, I'm going to call you wise out. I was like, I'm just looking at this wrong. Like this, something's happening where I'm having lapses of time because why are there where cats? I kept thinking, this is about zombies, right?

What the fuck is happening? I'm going to gut your eyes. out like a little crawfish, you stupid little stony you, yeah. He's like, oh, geez, don't fucking kill me. Like, that's fucking crazy. Don't fucking kill me a very mixed race person who's Cajun, who sounds like everything in the sun.

Like Scoob, they're mixed. What are they, Scoob? Are they French? Are they dirty Southerners? I don't get it, man. They're fucking chimeras, Scoom. And they're cats. That's, that's, That's what he's doing. He's just fucking like

Scooby you and fucking courage mixed together. Snack. Scoop raggy. You sound like a brute. Like a halo brute. I don't like it. Jesus crap.

But yeah, I don't know. I really don't remember. There's key moments that I remember that aren't awakenings because I'd been in that place for a while. Like I remember what is it? the, oh my god. Something that like really stood out to you?

Yeah, the telephone music video with Lady Gaga and Beyonce where she's wearing like the fucking construction or not the construction the police the crime scene tape and it's just the crime scene day I remember being like that's fucking crazy I don't remember that forever

but I don't remember I don't know if I remember the first time because I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it was like I'm like I feel like it's like black house I have some beats I have there's some beats like of like where I remember something that really stood out to me there's a there's a song called I think it's called

We Need a Resolution by Aaliyah and I think it's when she's she's doing these seductive dances and like Lord of the Dam was one of those movies for me too and um Queen of the Damned Queen of the Dam. It was around the same time Queen of the Dam was fucking I was like dude

Alia was my go I was so I was so pissed because I was still awake watching MTV when they announced she died and they're like So it was really late for you because we got it like 8 p.m. I remember over our way we were like, and I saw it and I was like, no, I'm not going to be able to marry her, even though I was a fucking child. That's literally how I felt like, man, I could have a chance of it. If I just, if I just got older and she just, you know, it was like, well, fuck you are, Kelly.

God damn, but I hate you. Oh, that's, that made my eye twitch. Like, that's so, like, the fact that you're like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and everybody just do it. And everybody just do it too. And no one did anything about it. Her family even doing anything about it. Yeah, it's pretty wild that he just, like, you know, married him when she was like 15 or whatever. It was pretty crazy.

I mean, whatever. Yeah. Whatever. That's why I like... Who knows, Kali Menogue? Do you ever see that music video? Like, where she's like, La La La La La La La La La La La La

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I just can't get you right in my... She looked very good in that music video. I feel like it was mostly like... That was a good one. Cartoons and shit for me. Yeah, I think Rainbow Meek was a good one. Because Black Cat is crazy.

In that, in the Spider-Man anime show, Black Cat is crazy. Even in the Spider-even in the movie-based PS2 game, she's fucking great. Crazy. She wasn't only hot. She was jacked. She was drawn very well. And I was like, oh, wow, I'd kill for her. Yeah. It's interesting. That or like a Shakira music video, I'm sure. I'm sure. Her gyrating her buttocks. Shout on Shakira. There's a gif I saw of Shakira recently that like in my jaded 32 years, I was like, I was mesmerized by it. I was like, that is a crazy hypnotic fucking gift. What the fuck am I seeing? Swinney. I think I have it saved. Maybe you've seen this, Wien. I don't remember.

song. I love her. The shit I was saying, were you there that day? What? We were at our friend's house and we were all in Chicago, we were watching all the Super Bowl, because it was very Hispanic. And we were all watching all the Super Bowl

fucking performances of the particular Hispanic ones only. And I was like, I would lick the color off the pole she sat in dance. I remember you saying, I wasn't there, but I didn't lick the clothes off her. I would like with my tongue. Yeah, which is pretty wild.

Fucking. I get it. I understand. I understand. There was the... She was crowd surfing at a VMA's when I was in middle school. And I was just thinking about the guys that were absolutely just clamping on her ass cheeks. She only crowds up clearly an area where she had people who were working for her at. Because there's no way... Probably.

There's no way you would do that. That's just not safe. I wouldn't do that. Her ass would have been missing. It would have been gone. It would have had like a big like one of those cartoon bite marks. Yeah, because that was pretty wild. I was like, yo, that's pretty cool.

if you were one of those people. Like if you crowd like If someone tries to crowd surf and I'm there I'm not gonna catch them. You should crowd surf. We should do a live show and then Kingston should crowd show. We will do that.

I'll do like a bathroom to the crowd and everybody will move and I'll just land like this. Like on your head? Directly on your head standing up. Yeah, we start spinning you so you can start gaining some velocity.

I'm clearly dead. Durn to the center of the earth and see some chuds. It'll be fun. Chudds in the center of the earth. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's pitch it. Whom. I don't know. Fucking whatever. Sorry, my apologies. Cammy was good. Oh, Cammy.

Yeah, a lot of street fighter probably. The new challengers, I was like, oh, what's up with this one? That was the DJ was hot. I was like, hey. Who's the one with the wings? With the wings? Purple from what? Oh, my God.

Darkstalkers? Oh, Morgan. Morgan. Morgan was my screensaver for a long fucking time. There was like a blue cat one. My desk. Blue Cat Lady? Oh, Felicia.

Felicia. Felicia was too close to being weird for me. Was it? To me, I was like... Is she like anthropomorphic? I don't remember.

I only... I got to be right. I only remember the body. She just has paws and claws, but everything else... She's right at the line where it's like a little like... This is where it gets funky.

It was, uh, it was fine for me. What's she from? I would have smashed. Darkstalkers. I would have smashed. No problem. Was he even a werewolf? Talbane.

Talbane. That's my nigga. Talbane say he was my favorite character. He's a fucking beast. Yeah, I see what you're saying. He's a werewolf with num chucks. He just does like fucking, he does like psycho crushers. Oh, er, er, and it's, that she was so annoying.

Felicia's right on, right on at the acceptable. I'm acceptable. Like any more than that and it's too much. I think the one that was borderline for me was the, uh, queen B. So in the same, in the same, that was the borderline. From Darkhuggers? Yeah. Because she still, I was like, mm.

She's, she's obviously hot, but also too much B for me. But she looks good, but like too much B. I know what you mean. That's someone you fucking you don't tell. That's too much. Yeah, you don't tell anybody. Yeah, there was so. Do you keep that to the grave?

You take that. Yeah, there's a, there's, yeah, the video game, obviously my from fucking S&K. From, uh, that's, that was, uh, probably because the way that she was built was ridiculous. I mean, bringing her in a street fighter six, you see it. Like, she's built fucking stupid. Her design is three fighter six is crazy. It is the most clearly horny thing ever seen in the fighting game. in my life.

They really, like the way she's like lying on her chair in her selection, I'm like, y'all stop. Yeah, they really, you know what y'all doing. And that's the point of her character also in S&K too.

Oh, yeah. She's the only one that fucking, dude, nobody else, no other, like, other than dead or alive,

which is obvious. But like, in the actual, like, say, the 2D Sprite fighting genre, no one else has a figure like her. They just were like, oh,

let's just do, let's just make kids, like, cream their pants instead of paying attention the actual fighting game. Because that's what that's, That was. Shout out to my.

She's good, though. She's good, though. She's good, though. Like, a voice. She's broken in the game, too. He's fucking hella good at the game. She's good. Yeah.

Anyway. Yeah, I don't know. Those are the ones that come to mind. I'm sure it's, I'm sure that's, there's, there's, I'm 32. I can't possibly. There's a big mama. There's a big mama. There's a big mama.

Yeah, there's a, there's Medea. There's Medea, Tyler Perry, of course. There's, I don't know. There's a, there's a woman. Precious and precious his mom. Precious mom. Yeah. Right.

Who, Monique? Yeah. She got blacklisted, dude. Oh, for what? I think legitimately for that, because I think Tyler Perry produced precious. It wasn't his, he wasn't his company, but he helped produce it. And that shit, she got paid like nothing.

She got paid peanuts to do precious. And they wanted, it was a very clear that it was going to be Oscar contender. They gave her peanuts? They basically paid her in peanuts. They threw it. They threw a bag of penis at her. And then so when it was time to promote it for to be Oscar containers and do the tour, she was like, fuck no. Like, y'all paid me nothing.

Like, are you going to pay me gobs of money to go on this tour? And, you know, of course, they're like, no. And so she won an Oscar. She won an Oscar for it still. But they were pissed off that she didn't do free work, essentially. And you got blacklisted from Hollywood because of fucking Tyler Perry. And they asked him about it. And he was like, yeah, yeah.

He's like, yeah, pretty much Tyler Perry is the biggest conundrum He's the biggest conundrum ever met in my life He's like, he's like, he's a black capitalist So like, it flows like, I can't I hate that nigga I can't believe he exists the way he does The fact he's legitimately a billionaire

It's hilarious I hate that nigga so much Is he a billionaire? Literally like a billionaire Oh yeah and he built Why? He has a compound Dude, the Tyler Perry shit

Man What he called the Medea stuff? Huge It's insane Medea can't possibly be a billion dollars Medea? Medea and everything that's surrounding it because like it was the movies

the plays he did shows all that combined he's he's looking up Chris I'm not kidding like he's a he's a billion I understand how you feel he is a bona fide I could see hundreds of millions but billions I understand how you feel Chris I think he's like does he have one billion dollars you know what I mean he's a one billion

that's still a lot but like he's one billion plus look he probably has like 500 million liquid but like he's he's worth over a billion easy for Ross dressing like a fucking insane. And writing what the hell? Poor. The only reason why it did well is because even for myself, I had a great aunt Medea

in Texas that 100% was like her. That's what's so crazy about it. You had, wait, her name was Medea? Yes. That's fucking crazy. And very reminiscent. Even to like my great aunt Medea had like a mustache because she was just so ancient. She just didn't give a fucking one.

Network's network is estimated to be $1.4 billion. Okay. That's still crazy. If you were going to tell me like, oh, yeah. I just say multi-billionaire. He's a billionaire. Okay, fair, fair. Well, when you say millionaire, it's implied that.

Well, like, I understand. You just got a crash. I know. I understand what you're saying. But that's still crazy to be. Way too much. That's way too much. That's insane.

I think he, I don't, I don't, I think he's probably like the second richest black person on the planet, I think. Next to Oprah? No, I think there's someone richer than, I think there's like a corporate nigg that's richer than that. I wouldn't know. Yeah. I don't really, I don't really like Probably some fucking guy in Dubai, really. That's what I was thinking.

Like a new like, or like, there's like a, well. He would let him, oh, he's rich. They might let him be there. There's probably some type of new like Mansa Musa that, you know, that exists that we just don't know about, you know. It's crazy how fake Dubai is. Yeah. But, um, really bad. I think it's just weird. Like, when we talk about the richest people in the world, like, I think the richest people are never on the actual list. He's the Nigerian.

Of course, because, you know, all they do is, all they do is sell out. Yeah. All he do is sell out their fucking country. Insane Nigeria is political. standing and it's fucking horrific what they do to people over there for money it's like well yeah it's really not for fun it's really not that much different from

any other part of the world it's really it's really it's really really bad because of the fact that it's like it's just sad you take it personally because you you think that they should like kind of I think it's just sadder you should know better in some sense like it's like stop letting these people you know you know what you guys equate to them evil's even you're doing no I got it I have a conscience so it doesn't make sense to me

it sucks because that's what like say even when you talk about the transatlantic slave trade. It was like the same fucking thing where it's like y'all people to benefit from the goods that were being traded sold their people out. Yeah, I get it.

Like it's... They turned into a combination they didn't understand exactly what it was but they still sold their people. They after... I do understand that. They're monsters that don't give a fuck. That's a little too charitable, I think.

No, it's not. I think it's a little bit. I think people knew what they were doing. Look, look, look, right? This is... You don't sell a person to another person and go like, oh, their gifts is fine. Look, this is not, this is not, this is not, what a wonderful adventure.

This is not a validator for it. I'm sending them off on a Pokemon style quest. This is not a validator for it, right? I'm not, I'm not agreeing with why they did it because it's still wrong, obviously, conquering and taking people. But they had no clue what was going to happen to those people. Because it's, there's not, there wasn't, there wasn't an African people, you know. Sure. There's nations.

Sure. So they would conquer people and it would sell them. And they'd, oh, this is the person I conquered. I'm going to sell them. But the way they would keep them would not. be the same way they'd be dealt with in channel slavery. Though it's still not right to conquer and sell people, period. I don't know.

That's a weird. It is very different. It is a very different thing. It's not very different. It is. It's very different in the- It's still wrong. It's very different in the sense that like, in the sense that like, I don't know,

nerds are different than fucking Sour Patch kids, I guess. Yeah. They're different candy, but that's candy. It's unhealthy candy. I understand. You know, like, let's say like if you, let's say like the coalition over Europe, right? In Europe, Caesar would colonize a place. Right.

And then they'd be like, all right, cool, now you're colonized. You have to convert. I'm your ruler. You pay tax to me. You're allowed to be a religion. You're allowed to keep your standing how you existed. Sure. But your taxes come to me.

Okay. Right. That is still not right. You're not supposed to go somewhere and take someone for something. Opposed to over there, they're like, oh, we're going to bring this place. Okay, look, the people that you, in this recent battle, you won, send him over. my way. We'll give you weapons to be able to have further battle so you don't have to worry about being

incursed by other people. And they're like, okay, we've been doing this for years amongst other people. And what happens eventually you gain status in the family. You can marry into the family. They did not know they were going to come to a different part of the world, get their codership from them, and then get sold into historically

one of the worst forms of slavery ever done. They are different. Not good. Neither are good, but they are different. Do you think like there wasn't like African royalty that were 100 percent like because I'm sure people hire up some of them knew exactly what was going to happen well that's what that's what I think traditionally happened is that because like in other parts of the world right the the Europeans tried to actually take it by force and then when they got destroyed they're like we got

a deal and so the people who were you know had the most to gain from it conquered other parts of Africa like Africans conquered other parts of Africa yeah and then sold the the people they conquered But I think still There's a there's a degree of ignorance that isn't I think there's a degree of ignorance They couldn't have foreseen what was going to happen But the thing is, and I think it's most really important Those people who stayed the game the most

Couldn't care less Because it's all about it's all about that I think to a degree they were like Because it's happening right now Like you talk about Nigeria The people who were like in bed with Shell They don't care about what's happening To the people of Nigeria

That's why for me It's like I don't I don't condone it I'll never agree with the idea of like Well they didn't know what they were doing no they were still selling people and that's still wrong they were still concrete but that's still wrong

but people did not know what was gonna turn it was gonna turn into yeah they couldn't have known but no one knows it wasn't yeah it wasn't like I understand it right there wasn't like a 10 point of like a plan of like this is that what we're gonna do?

But the way they did but the way they did slavery and their acquiring acquiring of other lands was not that look I understand but it sounds a little bit like when people were like

oh it's not pedophiles file. It's not a pedophile. It's 15. You know what I mean? It's like it's a phybophilia and it's like okay. No, no, no, I I know I I understand right. You're technically correct. But we don't need a split hairs. If we're having a conversation about how terrible things are, unfortunately there's nuance to it. Sure. Though I'm very much so acting, I'm not saying a few thousand. No, that's still

a predator. This is still slavery. In a specific setting, in a political setting, in a scientific setting, we do split hairs, right? Like the people. When we're socially talking shit like this, and then that gets brought out, then it gets a little bit dicey.

Because I've said that in freaking what you call, a critical race theory class. And my professor was like, dude, channel slavery is very different. And he went on a diatri for the whole class making me feel like a complete jackass because it is very different. So you're traumatizing to this opinion.

I'm not traumatizing Twitter. I was educated about it. I think about like, so when somebody kind of, of goes hard in the paint like that. I'm like, you're too emotionally attached to this. I don't think, I don't think, I don't know, not you. I'm not even talking about you. I'm talking about your professor. I don't think they were emotionally attached to. They were like, hey, dude, if you're going to sit in this class and you're going to make a statement about slavery,

understand that these things are different from each other. There's nuance to it. Unfortunately, there's nuance. There is nuance, but it's like, I think if somebody. Because at that moment, I'm in an educated, I'm in, I'm in an intellectual space. Yeah. So at that moment, when I'm going to make a statement like that, I have to make sure like, hey, it's one of those things. You know what you're saying. I think, and this is the only thing, because I would want to push back and say, okay, I hear what you're saying, but also I think maybe you're misunderstanding what I'm trying to say, because I'm not, you know, like, if I was, if I were you in your position, because I feel like I'm, I'm not trying to diminish this shit. I'm trying to say that I don't, I don't think, I don't think certain people should get a pass because of certain nuances. I don't, necessarily, because I don't really necessarily understand, like, what would be the point of you in trying to let. lecture me because I'm not even saying that like, oh, it's, it's like, what am I trying to, I need you to shit on.

My statement was, there's no better. And I was like, he was like, there no, I was like, he said, the action was still incorrect. It was still wrong to capture people. Yeah. But to claim that they are no better. No, there is a difference in the way they operated. Slavery in Egypt is not channel slavery. They're different things.

That's why this one is referred to as channel slavery. But it sounds like, it sounds. like lesser. No, they're different. That's it. Right, but to say it. Like you're saying it's like, oh, like if I'm not, if you're, just like distinguishing between kinds of music. Like this, rock is not pop.

This is, they're all music, but this is different. Yeah. It's a different thing. I guess the question is the way it was executed was different. But the, but the context of the question is like, oh, it's no better but it's like, no, these are different. You know what I mean? Like that sequence of, because that sequence of words. Unfortunately, one

is worse. The foundation of why they are done is fundamentally not but kingston what's the what's the not exactly on a fundamental level on a base level yeah it's not exactly okay i wouldn't i wouldn't say that okay they're all slavery and i would agree with that kingston there's no good slavery i agree but kingston oh what we're doing but okay kingston no there's a question like say when so when it is settled that it is proven that oh these are different things and one is is significantly worse where do you go from here like say what is the point to get the person to be like,

okay, I guess they're all not as bad? Is that, like, what is the point? That's the natural conclusion of that conversation. It's like, oh, that's not that bad. I think it's to understand the severity of, it's a cool slavery. The severity of how much worse this one is than the other. Then, they're both bad, but this one is much worth.

I do, look, I understand that line of thinking, but I guess sometimes I feel like people, I don't think people are, just real quick, I don't think people are trying to be disrespectful, at least from my interpretation, if we're talking about, let's say, uh, personally, like you, us three here, right?

Right, of course, of course. We're all like, no, they're fucking slavers. Of course. Fuck them off. If somebody wanted to put a tier list of like the worst, like, we should do a slavery list. We should do a slavery tier list.

But what happened is, let's do a slavery tier list. Please. People will say this, right? And you've heard this, right? I'm sure you've heard this Derek. Uh-huh. That black people had slaves, too.

You'll hear that from ignorant people. Trying to dismiss slavery. And it's like it's not the same thing, right? Because the whole system of race got created after channel, I'm channel slavery. If you're going. That it persisted that has led to a lot of the problems we see right now with race. You know, unfortunately, that is where the conversation usually comes from, right? Like you mean, we're not going to shake hands with a fucking 1600s African slavery.

You know, none of us would do that. But the conversation tends With people that come in bad faith Are being like yeah But you guys had slaves to And it's like yeah but it's not the same thing I understand that When somebody's trying to counter that

Because they actually have the intention of trying to whitewash Exactly I understand that When when somebody brings up Like I think it's important for people to understand Especially people who are trying to learn about slavery I think I think it's so important for people to know that Hey these people in Africa like the kings and stuff

Like that conquered other places and sold other people it's not to try to be like oh they're just as bad necessarily it's trying to be like they're also these power structures doesn't matter what your color is around the world these power structures will sell their own people out too right it's not just it's like it is if someone has the opportunity they will do one of the worst things and and i think it is important to realize that like even when we talk about like say coming together as people that it's like the first thing we need to understand that it's money is separated us more than our skin color because if you go to any country in this fucking world

there are people who are the most rich that will sell you out that will poison your environments they will do everything and not give a fuck about you and I think that will bring us together more than um it's it's kind of like letting giving some insight into like hey guys it they there weren't people the the the the the wealthy and royal in Africa weren't so fucking innocent too oh no there for that point but not for the thing to be like oh the The white, try to white wash the, what happened.

There's a lot of oneness when it's reviewed to Africa. Yeah. But the same actions that were done by the Africans were done by Europeans to each other too. Oh yeah. And I think what happened is that people try to,

and Asians and Russians. Exactly, right? But it's like, when it comes to us, we're so vilified for doing that to our people. When the French and the Germans aren't fucking that different truly. And they tried to kill each other

like 30 times throughout history. You know, Balkans. Exactly. Like, these are, they're like, but when it looks,

but when it comes to obviously the magnifying glass of people of color, you know, where it comes to, even, even, dude, I hear bullshit from like,

fucking people that talk about the Taino people, how they're like, yeah, they fucking wanted to work to the Europeans. And it's like, yeah,

because you came in with fucking guns and you threaten them. And then the people that were there are like, oh, but they're not black so when they bring the slaves

over, the people that were natively they're going to have a better, they're seen as a step up, you know? Yeah. oneness when it comes to Europeans or black people or people of color

but then the Europeans are also different thinking and it's like you guys aren't you guys are a small part of the world by that measurement white people have been killing white people forever the same exact way yeah of course yeah you know that's where the conversation from the you know coming from the racist camp absolutely

it completely understood completely understood that way you're saying it comes from the racist like doctrine overall and then unfortunately it gets put into us and it affects how we think about something the same times sometimes because we're all, we all live in the system that is effectively a white supremacist system. Even though we don't, we don't actively implement white supremacy, we exist within it. So it's in our mentality.

I've seen people say, sorry to go on this diatriate people that are watching a podcast. It's very funny. It's not going to get people to watch a podcast. You know, sorry, sorry I'm trying to have the signifier. My apologies. I'm going to grow dread. We're trying to get, um, Frederick Dixon signifier. Frederick Douglass.

Frederick Douglass. What was the? I never even FD, I love your content I'm so sorry That never occurred to me You never know That guy seems kind of terminally online

I'm not gonna be on me honest He's like content creator man Yeah he's a He's a grinding one He has He's doing everything He's he's doing what we should be doing He's now streaming

He's doing this he's doing that And I'm like Does this nigga have time to do anything else? I don't you know obviously I don't want to be there I don't want to be at that point But he's the energy He puts it to his very I was like, brother, man.

I appreciate out. Long video essays, things that I would never do. I appreciate you for it. I'm not a video essays. I'm not like that. I'm the furthest thing from that. I was a bullet point guy. Like, if I had to write an important video, six bullet points, this guy, I don't know how I'm

going to do this one. Video. Red hair feminist. Go. Go. Go. It says go. Go.

In 35. It says go. He made it both. fucking Jesus Christ Shout out to niggas, man For real though All right, well I guess the show's over And we made it 400 episodes

Dude, that's enough 400 episodes That should be the name of the episode You shouldn't cower away from me Just put it that straight up Shout out to niggas Shout out to niggas Post it like that

I gotta write that man Everybody's gonna be like I can't really watch it exactly Sweet's Sween's Resident Evil Arms Episode 67 and I don't even know this is a bunch of numbers

Huh? I don't know. Oh yeah I think he gets 399 cubed or whatever Oh he like actually like fucking wrote it out or something

He did the math on it That's funny Do you have person evil arms? I feel like you don't have ever any more No I remember my arms Don't get fucked up

And it'll get all bumpy I don't know I don't know I've gotten really I don't know I've gotten lucky I had to break it on a while Well anyway He writes in he says

What's the deal What's the deal with Sween Interrupting you guys To speak in opinion He clearly made up on the spot. Does he have an example? Yeah, I wish he would

Like, what's the example, man? Like, because he doesn't, I don't think he lists one. Oh, man. Was he raised by people who were quite academically successful and accomplished? Did he not meet this expectation ingrained into him? I don't know.

I mean, that's thinking a lot about it. I think you're overthinking. Yeah. But I don't know, I know what he's, I know what he's, I just don't know what the example would be. Yeah. Because you guys get into arguments sometimes. Sometimes.

Where it's just like, it feels like, just kind of like invent an opinion or like you'll you'll you'll you'll know that that's that that's not the right way to phrase it I feel like my thing you position your agreement as a disagreement that I think that's like why are you even why are you presenting it this way I I think this conversation could have been one of those two but I think we all we we all understood the end point of like yeah that is I think it was thing is true I think it was it just oh we had to just again like how most discourse should go we conversation is when we get back on so when there is when there is is, oh, well, there's a misalignment.

Let's completely understand each other. And I don't think there was actually ever a disagreement in the beginning. It was just understanding where your brain was and why, like, say, you had like a pushback because like how the racist people a lot of times like to interject that like, well, and it's like, oh, no, I'm not coming from that. But I understand if somebody was coming from that, you would have the absolute right to push back on that because. And so it was just, and then sometimes it just, niggas, sometimes we just, you stand, tent toes. down on your opinion and then immobile object. I understand

I'm a contrarian man. I get it. I get it. I unfortunately think differently from other people. Yeah. I mean, I... It isn't always it isn't always the worst thing, but it helps me navigate how I exist, you know? Yeah, I don't even think it's a problem. Like, I understand that... I think it's a problem.

We are... Every once in a while. I think stop thinking. Stop. Stop. That stupid paw can't Bullshit. You fucking, I wish I can find. Again, if I knew which episode it was when you first did it, because it was the, it was the purpose.

I can see it in my brain. Like you just, you. I just superimposed pot can over you every time you said. Like you, I saw him. I saw him when you did it the first time. It was so fucking perfect. Pod can't and Manistee. Just watch me die.

Refusing to let his son help. Son, I want to die. Son. I've. I'm so tired You eat so much I'm so tired I just want to go to heaven

I just want to We need the insurance money son So let me die Did he technically kill himself And you would go to hell Is it like suicides of sin Well this is kind of the thing right This is like a very roundabout way

Do you kill yourself if you overdose accidentally Mm hmm oh actually okay But he was an accident He wanted it He was like don't save me He more let himself died and killed himself Yeah Right

If you sacrifice yourself for other people. Is that killing yourself? And then do you go to have it for that? You go to hell for that. Exactly. I think so. Don't you? If you jump in front of a green goblin glider, you go to hell. Even if you're like, even if your uncle Ben. Like, let's say like there's the burning, right? A burning building and you're like, oh man, my son's in the burning

building. I'm going to go, I'm not going to leave him. I'm going to find a moment with him and I was my final moments with them. Yeah, you go to hell. So now you go to hell. Yeah. And your son goes to having. But I wanted to be with him but it's that moment. Sorry. Sorry, bro. These rules are dumb. I know they're dumb. I know I know they're dumb. Sorry.

right here. Sorry. If we make exceptions for you, we're going to have to make exceptions for everybody. And then it's a fucking mess and then the phone lines are tangled. Raphael. I know. It's fucking stupid. Look, man. It's Raphael. My dad's dumb. My dad's dumb. He hasn't changed the rules at all. He doesn't change the rules in fucking

thousands of years. He's got a thing for them. I don't know. But you're going to go to hell. Sorry about my brother. Are you saying something about me? No, no, no, no dad. No dad. no dad. Okay. All right. You sound, nigga.

You want a solid that. And then you're burning for the rest of eternity. Yeah. And then you're burning for the death. That's so... I... I love that. I love that lore.

It is very fun. It's very cute. I love that lore. That's a great idea for a show. Very one piece of... He goes to hell after, after, like, saccharacterizing himself to save somebody, and he just has to figure out to get out.

That'd be cool. That's like a new age, like a modern Dante's Inferno or something. You got to find a way to kill yourself. You got to find a way to kill yourself. You got to find a fine. probably to die in hell, but then die nobly, so you go to heaven, or you go to heaven, heaven, heaven, or hell heaven? Hell, heaven. If you're really good at hell, you go to hell heaven.

But then if you're mad, you go to hell, hell, hell, double hell. Double hell. And does it keep going down more? It just keeps going to, yeah, triple hell. I think hell heaven's where I want to go. Hell heaven. Is that just back here again? It's redux here.

Oh, this is kind of hell heaven, isn't it? Right? The hell is heaven, yeah. This is like, there's enough leeway, but it's still hell. Like, you can still eat a pizza and it's good, or you can still have ice cream and light up a little bit. But also, Israel. Somehow Epstein returned, Rodney.

He says, hello, Gai. Not sure if people are aware of this, but the Shaq discussion a few weeks ago reminded me of this. Shack is now a prominent DJ in the dubstep scene. Yeah, I did not fucking, I did not fucking know this. It's been for a while. How does he, is he hunched over? No, they give up.

Or is the table really tall? Probably the table is a very tall table. That table must be crazy. When he, when he guess, it looks funny. Because sometimes he steps in like, oh, I'm Shaq, let me get on these tables. I'm imagining almost like the Hulk in like a golf cart. You know what I mean? Like, he's like clearly too big.

Yeah. He, there's, there's moments where he's been like, oh, let me just, I, you know, like, I just showed up. And then he's on stage. And, you know, it's like the opposite of a clown ambulance, you know what I mean? Nick, presses four buttons and then he goes, starts jumping around fucking DJs, man. I love DJ. It's just mad fun. I, uh, I think I definitely, I was, what do you call it?

I was envious of how hard they didn't work and, and how much money they were making. Where, say, like, in the, in the EDM craze when it all blew up, I knew people that were in the metal scene and they're like, fuck this. like Squillix from from first to last he blew up Oh man I'm sorry He was from a band before Yeah from first to last

Are you serious Yeah He was in a fucking screamo band He was in the metal genre And then he was like I'm not making enough money I'm gonna go make a ton of money Doing nothing

What did you just say to me? Really? Yes Did you know this? I did not know this His name is Sonny Moore He was in a band called From First to Last

And I'm well aware of this guy And he was like Again He's like you're like what He's blown away Yeah Dude I was offended It was pretty hard for a while

I had no clue came from anywhere else I was like this guy He fucking found out the He fucking found out the fuck out the sky You're like me When I found out that Oprah was a part of the pointer sisters What the fuck

What did you say to me? What? What is that? What do you mean? You know the pointer sisters Who's smoking stack? What? What?

Was it the camera on me When I looked at him? I think So that is a that's a clip right there What What? I don't even read what I was saying Yeah I don't know

Did you hear what I said about the clown ambulance? How many people in a cloud? Is that a universe? No it's a clown. It's like a clown car, but an ambulance So they have a bunch of clowns in their Diety to medical assistance It's like 15 clowns in one in one

They can't get out You gotta fish them out Yeah, yeah you got to But when you go in there It's a regular-sized ambulance Oh, it's like It's like a doctor who's like fucking time machine or something Yeah, like they alter the space

Not the space is altered within it It's bigger inside than it is like a non-Euclideans For them Only for them not for everybody else Oh, not for us Yeah So what's it for us? You walk in there and you see two clowns

There's thousands of clowns in that Oh All right But you can only witness too I'm so in love with the idea of a car crash With a clown car car Yeah I'm so in love with that idea

Just the insurance claim on that must be crazy being charged of vehicular homicide For how many people? 80 No no no So I was gonna keep reading Yeah I actually did not know this

This is Oh yeah Complete news to me The check was a fucking DJ Yeah I can't even imagine I don't understand How he doesn't just like

Crumble everything that he touches What's crazy is I went to Coachella one year And I saw Idris Alba DJ That's what I mean though Why are they DJ? What is that? Because Idris Alba was it's an easy way

To be a rock star He was a what to call He was a table He was a turntable guy Yeah In the 80s Before he became a famous actor. There's people, there's actual DJs

who know how to scratch and shit like that back in the day, blah, blah, blah, but they don't do that anymore. What are they called again? Like the actual like... What? Disc jockeys? Oh, yeah. If he went to, what was the, what it meant? Yeah. Yeah. He was a disc jockey back in the day. I think DJs can do a lot. I mean, that's what DJ stands for.

Yeah. Yeah. I forgot the full phrase of what they're called. Degas now they're different. You just go into a da, you make a beat, and then they just show up on stage and press a few buttons. It's fucking boring. But it's genius to me To me I was I literally was like I'm envious We should do it

I kid you not So Metal Aclubs was really popular And so I was I don't know if you know the characters From Metal Auclecholish The basis So I was going by DJ Murderface That's crazy

And so that was I legitimately was like I'm not making money in metal Like this nigga And I was so probably like 2008 9 or something I was experimenting with that But then I didn't want to invest In all the equipment

I'm one of my favorite artist Kachranata He is, he does DJing as well But he's a producer Yeah, right And I've seen him make different beats At concerts of his that I've went to Where he uses his flow, he like,

He creates a piece and I think that shit is just cool I think it's a lot of fun to do It's cool, but I will say that anyone If you've ever played the PlayStation Fucking video game where you can make it's It's easy It is if you know If you know

If you know It's not the hardest version of making music Very easy It's very easy. Do you think producing is easy? then? Yeah. So it depends on what, though?

Like, what are you producing? So if you're producing, like, hip hop, for example, making beats is the easiest thing ever. It's just if you're not musically inclined, you're probably not going to make a good beat. So that's kind of the barrier. You go as far to say making beats? It's all in the DAW already.

It's so, like, they already have drum loops. They already have all the scents. They have all the plugins. It's really just editing the existing material. It's easy because of the fact that it removes the instrument playing part of it. Yeah, the bar for entry is so, yeah. I agree. The bar for engine is much lower. I remember when I got good music is still hard. Well, that's what I mean. If you're, if you're not musically inclined, you're not going to make a good beat. Like, right that you need one piece to be

100% utilize the easy piece as well. Yeah. But with that piece, it's, it's easiest to do that. Yeah. And so there's a lot of learn an instrument and figure out like, you know. Yeah. Because like I can program, so I program drums because I don't have a electronic drum set, even though I feel stupid. I could have bought in one by now. I just, You know, you just have a certain point. You've moved many times, man. Don't get fucking aggravating. A little bit.

That's the thing for me, man. I have a lot of that equipment. I have a, I have a loop station. I have all sorts of shit. And I'm just like, it's at home. I'm not going to pull that. I'm not going to bring that on the fucking plane. Yeah.

It takes up too much fucking space. But like, again, I think, so if anybody wanted to, I said like the bar for entry. If you want to, if you want to give yourself the best shot, being a producer within hip-hop or edium is one of the best things you can do. but the cream of the crop rides to the top, right? So the people who are most musically inclined, like, say, Sunny from Squillix, knew what he was doing, a musician, pretty successful band,

easier transition than somebody starting from scratch being like, I'm not really into music. Yeah. And so I got to have something going already. 100%, but I do think it's a little bit, it's not much different than a hip-hop show, right? Because a hip-hop show, we usually have a DJ, hype niggas, fucking,

then the artist where they're just kind of jumping around and singing and rapping. So there's not much going on stage, so I think I'm just, criticizing from a standpoint that I'm more used to seeing a bunch of musicians on stage in an ensemble doing stuff, even an orchestra. You're more used to the instrumentality. Yeah.

So I'm just more of a, it's more, and it's not even like, I'm not trying to convince people like, oh, don't like that shit. I just, I feel like, damn. I'm just like, I'm jealous. Making beats is Caveman Entertainment. Commanding a huge crowd by essentially having these pre-programmed beats and stuff. And then you just fuck with them on the fly a little bit. And I'm like, damn, that I would argue is easier than this fucking podcast.

I think, I think actually. Yeah. I think you're unironically. Yeah. And you just prepare like a set. Yeah. And then you just go out and do it. And just fuck around.

Maybe one new beat maybe every month. Start hopping up. Be like David Getta and just say something stupid. Yeah. Shout out to this dead niggas. What did he say? What did he say? Shout to his family.

Shout to the Ayatollah Kameini. What did he say? I can't remember what he said. Was that something like that? Yeah. Shout out to the Ayatollahola. It was something crazy. It was like,

Shout out to Epstein. I don't remember what it was. Exactly. It was something crazy like that. I like David Gettah. I love that whole entire. Shout to Galane, Maxwell. I wish her well.

Boo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, b, b, bant, pants, pants, pants. It sounds like monkeys. I mean, you're kind of, you're kind of, hmm. No. No. They kind of cook it. They're cooking. Like, like, electronic monkey music?

What about it? Stop. Let me finish Let me finish this right it Ooh Electronic dance monkeys Derek I don't think you understand What you're saying

So I'm going to allow you to stop Every time there will be a video of Africans dancing anywhere People are going to put that shit on They're going to set people back so far To the point that because of you Directly's timeline They're like we should bring back channel slavery And it's actually being

It's because of me And it's your fault I'm in the history book Where I'm a fucking catalyst You imagine A fucking DJ. That's like the Franz Ferdinand. It would be that stupid.

Yeah. It is that stupid. You're like, oh, God, what have I done? I'll shut it down. I don't know that. Raphael's like, he did that, man. Sorry, you got to go to hell too. You got to go to hell too.

Double hell, double hell, double hell. All right. Let me finish this right. Right. Just so we can put this right. He's been doing it for like 10 plus years. So this is Shaq DJing. Right.

Plays all the big festivals, even had his own festival. What? Shack Fest? It must be. He also jumps into the crowd to Mosh Pit like Zangeef. It's truly a sight to see. He fucking does Larry. That must look crazy.

Green hand. Boom. Shack in a Mosh Pit. I can't think of anything more scary. It is terrifying. You imagine being pushed across a fucking football field? He's not in a heavy pit though. He's not in like a death metal pit.

He's in like a fucking like a DJ pit. Yeah. Yeah. Where they're all. I've been on Molly. shit. My first pit I went to was a I think my friends me and my friends were sort of bare ones and my friends were sort of bare ones.

What the fuck you're talking about? The band. I wrestled a bear one. I wrestled bare ones. Oh, okay. I thought you said the first pit there, but they had a person that opened for them that was way heavier than they were. And the first time I got a pet, I was maybe like 15, 16. And that shit was out of pocket. I was like, yo, this is like bad. And it was a full pit and I was like, this is crazy. And from my moment on every time. I didn't make maybe like three or four more pitch start my life. And then I came out here and it was like, yeah, let's fucking

pull a pit. And I was like, all right, bet I'm going to fucking, I'm going to hit someone because this is what happens in a pit. And then there's people just doing like, bombing into the lightly and I'm like, what is this? What is what is this? You've gone soft. Machines are fun. I don't know. Like there is definitely like a sweet spot. There is. I was used to like. The idea that there's like a whole

a whole decorum of just like yeah you're just gonna violently shove people and it's like expected it's not even violent man It is hilarious Well they're so they're so dainty You gotta show the shows that I went to That I only been to like two shows where there was

Moshing and there's like people were shoving Like it was pretty crazy I remember I got kicked across the nose I've got a fucking crowdserver who was just like Oh shit yeah Yeah I got slammed by a small dude like Chris's size when I was like way lighter I am now Some dude like picked me up and slam me

And I was like That's crazy that was me He slammed me And I was like I was genuinely scared Because I was like Oh he's not gonna pick me up And then he just fucking

Swept the legs And lifted my midsection I was like whoa There's a lot of I've been kicked There's a lot of cycle pass At those shows Because they get to like

Oh yeah They need to go there To do that But that's more in the like So I wrestle a bear Once they're like Tried to like hardcore So a lot of hardcore people

Show up And they're the most violent people They're the ones That are all positive Mental attitude This PMA shit And they're all fucking Straight Edge and shit

And then they're the most Violent people I've ever fucking man. They take a bird out of their fucking pocket and snap it's knife. And then they try to bring it back like Goku did it preys his revenge. Stupid. And then what's the dude is great step plays after that?

It's something like that. By the way, insane that that happened. Is it really? I think it's fucking per-wilvering. Is it really that crazy? And he holds a bird and brings it back to fucking life. Is it that crazy? Because who does it?

Goku. Not even Piccolo or something. We're like, you know, like, where he could probably do it. Magic, so it makes more sense. Right. You didn't like that nigga from the green mile. Like, that's like, that's his power. That's not that crazy compared to the shit that's happening.

Goku being so powerful that he brings a dead bird back to life. No, but Kixen, that's like, that's like. He just didn't have that power before, though. Remember when he touches Krillen's head and he reads his mind? Does that happen? What? You're kidding. I don't remember this.

When is this? When he gets the NAMIC and Krill is like, Goku, he's thinking of the wallet. I forgot that line He touched his head And he reads his mind I'm being dead serious I don't remember that

Pull this up I don't believe you Yo I mean I just watched like a few months ago And I don't remember that Because it's so fucking absurd You're like this is not right I didn't even pay attention to it

He puts his hand on Krillin's head And reads his thoughts Are you sure you're not talking about the guru Nigger No guru does it too The iconon he's holding the ball He's like Oh

Fuck yeah That's him He's busting. He's busting. He's busting. A little combs fall out of his intents. See,

and he has a limited amount of combs. And so that's what kills him. Oh, he ran out. Yeah, he could have lived forever. His cum force was drained. This is a... What?

Oh, it's in your headphones. What is it? What does he feel? Oh, he's going to take off his headphones real quick. My bad. It's fine. I just didn't know how it took you that long. Shut up.

To realize that that was the case. So what's the video called? Dragon Ball Zika, Goku reads Crillen's mind? I think they cut this out. I don't remember this. Oh, is he probably learned that from those stupid bug aliens he was chilling with, huh? Maybe.

Oh, yeah. That's not yet. No, no. It hasn't happened yet? Well, he learned it from like, look, he's got, there's like a thing of, the green guy doing it to him. Oh, yeah, so he sees that.

The yard rats. That's after, huh? Right, yeah. It's just a bunch of JPEs. So what the fuck? How does he do this? Does he do this? Dragon Ball maybe?

I swear. I don't remember that at... I think I'm gonna need to borrow that. I really what... I think what happened is that since I watched Dragon Ball when I was younger, I like really watched the show and I saw the Tsunami version where they just had everything in it and I think a lot

of shit they were like, that's dumb, right? Let's not put it in a show. I only watched... I wonder if I got cut out. I mean, that's Kai. That's Kai. That's Kai. That's what it says, right? This is what the video says?

Oh, does it? I didn't do it. It isn't Kai. So it's lucky it had to be in yours if it's in Kai. It might not be. Really? It could be. I remember this when I was little.

Because they were trimming the fat in Kai, right? This is fat. This should be trimmed. That's definitely... Okay, it's very possible that I was just playing a game and I missed it. Because I don't remember that. I really, you guys looked at me like I was crazy and I was like, no, this happened. I don't remember that at all.

I didn't think you were wrong. I just, I was like, if that's true, I really earnestly don't believe Goku ever holding his hand on Krillin's bald ass head and reading his mind and saying, I saw the whole story. That's crazy. Dragon Ball's crazy, man. I say it all the time. Where did he learn that? It's kind of to show how,

it's stupid, mind you, it's kind of to show how far he's come in that period of time of his travel over there. Like he's ascended so he can read thoughts. Never does it again. Yeah. Never does it again at all. But he's like as strong as a fucking God.

But, you know. Yeah, that's crazy. It's earnestly, It's funny how they have explanations for all the powers that they learn and then and the not, I guess. And then bring a bird back to life. I don't know. I think even though that's not canon to what happens to happen. Well, the implication of that is that like he's so strong.

There's so much power emanating from him that like he's radiating power into the things that he touches. That's kind of the implication. That's like being nuked alive. That's like being nuked into health. That's crazy. He is life energy and he gives him his life energy to somebody else. He made a freezer. Remember he does it at the freezer.

He gets free or something. Oh yeah, I guess that is true. It's not the same fucking thing. It is kind of, though. The other guy is dead. One thing is dead, but it's a bird, so it's simpler. They don't got as much going on. I guess that is the same thing.

I hadn't considered that he doesn't. He just arbitrarily have the ability to do that once and I feel like never again. But they do it again in Super. Whatever. All right, well, I guess that settles it because he was able to do it. Maybe in drag ball, he learned how to do it. Oh, I'm a fucking idiot. This guy's an actual question.

This guy's like, what the fuck? What the fuck? These guys are talking about Dragon Balls, and Goku brain and minds. Are you in love with Shaq? Would you have sex with Shaq? My question is related somewhat. No, it's not about it.

Have you guys been to any music festivals or any particular genre that you would, or are there any genres that you would want to go for? I'm a big EDS head. So I try to make it out to at least once a year. I've been to a music festival in fucking forever. I've gone to later on this year, unfortunately. Really?

Where are you going? I'm going to see Jungle because I'm making a new album. It's one of my favorite groups. Okay. And then we're going to go see Acon and Neo. What? Acon's still alive? Yeah.

I thought he got assassinated. No, he's just lonely. And then we're going to see Olivia Dean. Are these all at Fest? No, they're just their concerts. Oh. Oh, yeah. He was specifically asking about festivals.

Festivals? I don't know. I want to go see Bad Bunny again, but I don't know where I'd see him in a fucking festival. I have to go to the island property. I feel like he's too big to be in a festival. You know, like Artists are so big They can only do their own thing

Now probably even more so than before Because it was at Coachella And it was after he won his first Grammy I guess that's like an exception Like Coachella and then The Chella is like the big one That's happening right now also Is it really?

I'm so alien to it Like I have no I don't know I have no interest in being in like A really uncomfortable desert Listening to music that I can barely hear It was fun for exactly one day Yeah it's interesting

It's like E3 It's just like I'm glad I went I don't need to go again Exactly one day It's a good time Day two was painful And day three was agony Yeah

I can't justify the prices man Yeah the prices are stupid Like I used to go to I used to go to Fess like I used to go Warped Tour used to be Like all over the United States And now it's just like a handful of dates now

And that was something that I like It was the last time I went in 2010 was $40 $40.40 And I saw For Warptors A ton of my favorite bands Cochella was like $75 when it used to be like Hit up indie bands

Yeah And then the That era of like Viner Artists everything ruined it Because they used to be like genuinely cheap to go to Coachella That's actually crazy 40 bucks for Warptor feels insane That's what it was

Like I went to the Hyundai No it wasn't Hyundai I was in Carson or some shit And it was dope I fucking ran Then like Oh all these people I grew up with And all these bands

I listen to they're just walking around all willy-nilly. It was just like the atmosphere is completely normal and I was fucking like I was trying to there's a band called Versa Emerge like this chick It was like oh they're gonna be as big as like Paramour kind of a thing. It was like that type of energy

And it was unfortunately They were on the same label They were like fueled by ramen Who was like a A subsidiary and they basically got fucked Because they didn't want Like competition and there wasn't going to be competition It was like they could exist at the same

time because they were different enough. They didn't want them to eat into the same. Yeah, but they like, for some reason, I'm like, wouldn't you want them to be as successful? They, they'd mishandled them. But like, yeah, I was trying to, I was trying to chat that chick up

because I was like, oh, yeah, I'm going to fucking, you know, she's going to blow up and then that's going to be my bitch, you know? But she, she fucking. What if you fucked it up? What if it was you? I think I gave her PTSD by, because I was like, I just kind of winked at her. And then she was like, I'm never doing this again.

That's crazy. Yeah. She told me that specifically. She was on stage. He's like, hey, you, I'm never doing this again, and she walked off. You ruined my career. Now my family won't eat now and I won't start because of you. Thanks, asshole.

Shout out versus emerge, man. They disbanded fucking excellent band. Really good. Listen to their song, Whispers. Really fucking good, man. Boohoo. That's crazy. StarTag's gayest Hollywood undead fan rode it.

He says, hello, Jets. Funner Cell is one of the funniest and non-funny game series. Lines like the Jewish fella telling the cop that he just wants to finish his orange juice or Sam Fisher asking for a raise after robbing 50 million in chaos theory. What are some other games that you think are needlessly funny? Needlessly funny may not be the right phrase. I guess like surprisingly funny given the genre, I guess.

Oh man. The first god of war. Gears of War. Gears of War. What? Because shit is so bad. It's hilarious. And like rubber bands around where it's like,

what the fuck happened here, dude? But it's not like actively funny. Yeah, like it's not comedy. But it's like how trash. Magic's become comedies. Sure. He's like, this is fucked up, but also what the fuck? What was Blitzball?

Halo's got a little bit of that. Halo's got a little bit of like the grunts and the dumb shit that they say. It's like a comedic kind of undertone to it. Oh, definitely. That grunt tirade about them talking about how they were fucking before they got subjugated. They were like actually sciences and geniuses. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like really sad.

Yeah, he's straight. That's a really profound. Because he's fading. You can see him someone's in there. He's like, I remember I was doctor once. It's fucking, yeah. It's pretty sad. They're kind of like vanguard, you know?

I'm like, why would you put these little things? Like, you send them out. They're like usually like the first fucking weight. Yeah. And I'm like, this is just practice for me. What is this? Well, yeah, because it's sad. Derek, Derek, Derek, two grunts could kill this building full of people.

Yeah, they can. They can. They're just running into chief. They're like five, they're like five, seven. It's good. They're like five seven. So like, like in real, like in technical real canon. That's a good.

If you see them standing next to a Marine, it's hilarious. Because you don't even think of the Marines as that small until you see a fucking grunt next to it. Yeah. But, yeah, they could punch your heads to move off. Yeah, that makes sense. Like an elite is a hot nightmare. Sure. The distance they could throw grenades alone, the implication of it, is insane.

You know, like, oh my God, the torque required. I just feel bad for them because they're just like, that's not the top. But if you were, if you were building an army. Yeah, they would be like the worst. You wouldn't sit there. They're just, they're cowardly. slaves who run away at the first sign of things not going well. They're literally called grunts.

That's their species now. That was something else before. Now they're just grunts. And the other ones are called brutes. They've lost who they were. It's grunts, brutes, elites, hunters. It's like, oh, you're grunts. Damn.

The same thing is get a cool elite. That's like, oh, that's kind of bad ass. At least they're like, oh, yeah, we're actually, we're up there. There's a lot of, I feel like video games used to have a lot more. Like, there was like, even the series games had like a sense of, a little bit more of like a coy, like sense of humor kind of thing going on. Like even Evil Within had some like comedy in it. Even Resident Evil.

Oh, absolutely. Evil arguably still does. Technically kind of. Absolutely. Although, I don't know if it says intentionally now. I mean, Ethan Winter is putting his hand back on his body. That's true. They're trying.

I don't think they're trying to be funny. at all though, but it's just, it's, how could you not laugh at some time? I think they know it's funny, but they're like, this is serious, though. So, don't laugh. So here's the, when Leon Kennedy does the backflip off the wall, when the chainsaw is going through it, you know what I'm talking about? That's four. That's four. That's four, I can't, is it four or four remake?

Must be four remake, right? They're not, they wouldn't. What, what are you asking? Whatever. I'm assuming to be in both, right? Well, how do they change things? It's a four and four remake are not exactly the same game. That's a safe thing, yeah.

But it's crazy. He's backed up. He's backflip-off. He actually put himself in more danger by putting his foot close to the blade and back-flipping away than he would have if he just backed off. Yeah, not very smart. It's an insane move. Look, dude, the whole, the area of the motorcycle area in the latest game, I'm like, how could you, how is that not funny? It is ridiculous.

How could you not? You're shooting dogs as you're like fucking motorbiking. It's so. It looked ridiculous. It actually looked like fucking like a ninja blade or like a, like a, like an absurd. artist action thing. And why is that Gideon dude so good at being on a bike? I'm like, aren't you a scientist?

Isn't he also like 500 pounds? Like, how's he on this bike? He's mobile. He's fucking like, he's keeping, I'm like, what is, okay. And then the egg, the camera angles and you somehow having enough torque to like be at almost 90 degrees. And you're like going up. He pivots 90 degrees more than once in that, in that chase. It is so absurd with no, it's like a, it's like a, it's like, it's like,

Crash Team Racing when you do a button combo glitch where you keep your momentum despite completely obviously evaporating. It's insane that whole that whole sequence I urge you if you're just, if you have no interest in Resident Evil 9 or if you've played it already and you like maybe you're not remembering, look up that scene.

Look up the motorcycle chase scene in Resident Evil 9. It is earnestly people think I don't have a bunch of say on 6 I never played it. People say like 4 and 5 are action heavy. That is the most ridiculous scene I think I've ever seen in Resident Evil period. I got to say, I got to say.

I'm not an expert. I haven't played. I'm not a top, and if there's a few moments, six that are ridiculous. I got to say, I've got to say. I played six a couple of times, once on Xbox 360 and then once on PC, just to refresh my memory. There is nothing as crazy as that motorcycle scene. You don't think the whole entire final action scene with Jack? I think.

Wasn't as crazy? I think there's, I think there's moments that are like. I think there's elements that are pretty, but I don't think. I don't think there's anything. I don't think there's anything that comes close to that. There's a moment at the end of Resident Evil 6, 9 that Leon jumps off a place. What are you saying? What are you saying?

There's a moment that is... You just said at the end of Resident Evil 6, 9. Sorry, there's an ending point in Resident Evil 9. Okay. But there's a drop that Leon takes, and I brought up Dirk his moment I fucking saw it. That is like stories. Stories of a drop. And he's perfectly fine.

and you look up and Grace is like there and he's like even if she's like how like right before the final fight he jumps off the thing that's collapsing and it's like do it at least four stories hey it's and he lands fine

Leon S Kennedy that's all you need to know Stephen or Stacey I thought it was sexy Hey man well it fits it fits yeah I just

I but that's I appreciate that so much that the that it almost feels like Like that scene was kind of like a fuck you. I don't think it is, but it feels like a fuck you to the people that were criticized in Resident Evil Six because that shit was so stupid. And it was, I was, at no point in that game was I laughing out loud until then. Like I was actually like laughing.

I was like, this is fucking, this is so funny. It is insane. It's cool. I love it. I think it's so fun. Like I will do it again. Oh my God. I want to play it so bad.

It's definitely coming. It's probably. like a couple months away. Yeah, probably before summertime comes in. I never really dabble with mercenaries that much. I love it. I love. You really do. You like the most that I don't know anyone that likes as much as you.

I love it. Me and my closest friend, that was like one of our bono sides. We beat Resident Evil 4 or 5. To the point that game was like, like we left Westgo on the ground for like 10 minutes one time. Like he was laying there after we shot it with so many rocket launchers. Just fucking hemorrhaging. And we would never give him the shot.

We would grab him up. Oh, you. I'm gonna in like the grapple thing to give him the shot and I would shoot him with the shot and over and over again just wait not even try to advance the story

what has the best mercenaries you think of the modern names fucking four remake really it's amazing maybe I'll give that a shot I think I played it a little bit I didn't try it

the fact they're not making five and they're making a one remake makes them so angry I understand I understand that's what a that's one I get it too look I think I think it's good actually

because like five is So not that I don't want a 5 remake I just think I would like more time to pass for like The jump to be better You know what I mean? Because right now as it stands like Resident 5 still looks pretty good It looks like a PS3 in Xbox 6 game

But it doesn't I don't know There's like a That's the issue It could stand to be further away So that there's like more of a jump Yeah We're just being selfish

I can say We just want it Yeah I can say that it is This game needs to remake more than 5 needs to remit Of course And I'll respect that. And with the way to... It's like metal gear solid.

One, not getting a remake still to this day is like... The fact that they didn't do that first. I'm like, do you're going to do chronologically. I don't care. Well, they technically did do it first with Twin Snakes, but they did it so first that it doesn't matter anymore. And I can't even fucking play Twin Snakes. I know. It's fucking...

God damn. I'm so mad. But it's fine. It's like, I don't want to pirate your shit, dude. I don't want to do it. No, why not? I'm done. I'm done feeling bad for corporations.

I'm done trying to like, oh, I want to give you money. No. If you refuse to give me something, I'm going to steal it now. Fuck you. I refuse. I'm done. I'm done. I want to play the Mega Man Battle Network games on a freaking DS.

If I can't play them, I'm stealing it from you. I'm done. I tried. I fucking tried. Seriously, we're trying to give you money. Okay, fuck you. All right. Anyway.

I'll theft everything in your fucking home. What if the Big Bang was the gun going off in God's mouth, wrote in? Oh, yeah. It says an extra ammo idea. The snark tank has to take up the mantle of jigsaw, but the catch is all of your victims are right-wing, Drifters.

Oh my God. What traps do you design for them? I don't even, I don't know. I like the idea of us trying to do a saw. I do think a saw, like us writing a saw movie, would be fun. Yeah, that would be fun. I know nothing about saw other than the base. You don't need to know anything about that.

Yeah, I figure it's just a guy, a puppet man who the torture room. Some freak guys torturing people for reasons. Is that the thing with the mystery box? What are you saying? Huh? Do you do, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, then you get Raygun, right? Raygun. You're talking about...

What the fuck are you talking about? What? I thought Saw's name is the mystery box. Saw? Yeah, it's not a call of duty mode? Where are you... Are you fucking trying to make a joke that would bomb so hard? Are you talking about zombies, caught zombies?

Yeah. Oh, man, I'm sorry. What made you think Jigsaw? I'm confused. I don't know. Something about a bicycle that seemed like true for both of them for me for a moment. I don't know. Are you okay?

I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening either. Clip that. Jamie clip that. Jamie clip that. I want to kill myself, Joe. What traps? What traps would you do?

You'd have to, it would be just twist. I think it would be twists on the existing saw traps. So. It'd be stages. So, yeah. And there'd go up there stages.

So it would prove me wrong stages. So in order, in order to get the key, you have to, um, be gay. Oh, yeah.

For like 30 minutes. You have to, do gay things. You know what I mean? Yeah. Or like you have to like, you have to sleep with a trans woman. I guess it can be,

look, we can, we can, we can, I like the premise, because I started, I started thinking about some of the grifters like, uh,

Alex Jones, Flintez, there's a couple of them. I was like, oh, it would be fun to fuck with them just because they are like characters. Like those two specifically.

Yeah, seeing them in a, in a movie would be good. Hey, what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? This looks like my basement.

I fucking knew this would happen. I want to show like Alex Jones dooms they prepare. It's got to be Israel, isn't it? It's got to be Israel. I knew this. I knew this what happened.

I am not Israel. You're fucking retard. It's, I'm not Israel. It is literally. Jigsaw. What are you like? I'm not Israel. What are you talking about?

Don't fucking lie to me out of here. Don't give Israel credit for this. Yeah. I did this. I did this. I mean, I took a little bit of A-Pack money. Yeah, but I did.

I took a little bit of A-Pack money. Shigsaw takes A-pack money. That's fucking crazy. They got their hands in everything. I fucking knew it. You lie to me. Do your worst. Israel. And Benchapare, and that

Nick Fonters is like, well, these niggas are completely out of their mind, all right? You want me to do you. Ew, women. You want me to sleep with a woman? Why would I do that? Dude, I love those videos.

I, I, every time Nick Foyentes comes on on my feed, which is unsettlingly often. But if I follow politics, it makes sense. Yeah. And it's a video of him reading the super chats, hating his audience. Yeah.

It gives me so much. I sit. I pop popcorn to watch that. Because to watch him like, watch it. It's like watching the light leave someone's eyes. Like really slowly, he's like, I can't believe this is who I fucking appeal to. Yep. I fucking, oh my God.

Oh, man. Thanks for the money. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Yeah. He's, he's having a rough go. I like that.

He's, he's, his light is fading. for sure. I just think it's weird because it's like, it's weird because what that signals to me is that, okay, he was one of the few people in this space that were authentic back in the day. Right. Because if you were a grifter from the beginning, you know that these people are this stupid and you welcome it because they're going to give you the money. And so I like that.

He's like, I can't take it anymore. These people are so fucking stupid. How is this even possible? Like, I'm not saying anything. And I get it. I get it to a certain extent because there were people that followed me that were, I just, I'm like,

I don't understand why you're following me. I didn't say anything. Yeah, I get it. It's like, I don't even want your money really. No, I don't.

It's just like, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing to take it. But like, I get it. So I get it. But it's just funny, it's funny that it's so public and so broadcasted the way that he does it.

That he does. Yeah. He's just sitting there. He's rubbing his fucking eyes. It's like, you fucking idiot. What did you expect? Did you think racist were sufficient?

He was like, you guys make me want, like, I wish, I, I hope the Jews kill all of us. We deserve it. We just, and it's like, oh, my God. He's, it's interesting. They stick around for that abuse, too, which is great. I know, that's what so interesting. That's a very tough thing. What a lucky thing.

Do you just be able, like, they expect it? I don't know if they expect it or whatever, but like, that must be, it must be wild. Because I could just abuse my audience and they'll keep paying. Still pay. Hey, watching is a real, real thing now. It is, and it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, It's crazy to me, but also, if I was maybe 15 years younger, maybe I'd understand it more. You know, I just didn't grow up with that part of the internet.

Yeah. What the hell is this? This is interesting. Chris Reagan's gay boy booty butt slave wrote in. All right. Says, what's up gay, gay squared, and gay cubed? I work as an Unreal Engine operator for an LED volume for virtual production. I don't know what that means.

All right. And I also play a lot of video games because of my background. and I have a solid understanding of how a lot of game development pipelines are. Because of this, my favorite things in video games is when developers waste, he capitalizes. An immense amount of time and money on something that doesn't even matter just for fun. For example, I'm currently playing Death Stranding 2, and there are whole scenes that are mocapped, animated, rendered, and scored for maybe a five-second joke. Weeks of work and thousands of dollars for just a fucking laugh. So the question, oh, so this is his question.

some of your favorite moments when game developers put way too much effort into something just for fun or for most people to not even see it. I love that. I know exactly what you're talking about. There's a lot of weird like happenstance vignettes and Death Strand and it's just like they put they use production time on this. And it is the dumbest. There's like an entire music video of like just some stupid dance with you in a hot springs with the puppet character. And it's like a whole fucking music video. And it's like, why'd you do this? Nobody uses this for the art, Chris. the art. I mean, it's cool. I appreciate it. I think that's a lot of the yakuza and the, or I would say more the like a dragon games.

Yeah, yeah. There's so much shit in there that it's like, bro, what do you? There's too much elaborate stuff in there. And you're like, you could have cut like 30% of this. You could. It really is insane. Cool. I wonder how much it cost in the last of us. I think it was part two with the the rope physics when you were showing How much? What like

For like just to like kind of flex I imagine you put that in there I don't know if it costs I mean it costs as much It takes to run the company I guess But it must have been It must have taken a lot of time To figure out

That's what I mean They did have a little bit of that Going on in Uncharted 4 right Because there was like that The grapple kind of thing So they had it on some level But it is What's weird to me about the rope physics thing

And the last of us part two Is that it shows up twice Yeah That's exactly like Like You put a lot of work into this to not really do anything with it. I remember expecting like, oh, cool. He's going to be like rope puzzles.

And then they're just aren't. You kind of just fucking around with the rope. And then in the last like 10 minutes of the game, the rope show up again because they're tied. They got the zombies tied up. And you can set them free by shooting the ropes. It's like, oh, this is cool. I killed the zombies. It's my set of zombies free.

I want to kill those people. That's so crazy. I want to kill those people. You don't want to experiment with like the sandbox and like. No, I want to kill those people. This is zombies. You never did the Far Cry thing where you shot like a cage and let a tiger out and like let it in the Lensie. I think, you know, honestly.

The cage blew the tiger's brains out. I kind of miss like, I kind of been like in a weird mood where I'm like I kind of want like a, I kind of want to play like a like an old far cry. You remember BG3 at the festival at the circle so there's the displacer beast and the velociraptor. Yeah. I killed them in a cage. What? Yeah, I killed them in the cage. I spoke to him too.

Oh. I can't have to do the animals too. And I was like, I'm going to kill you cat. And it's like, bro, why? That cat's like an ally or it can be. Yeah, he's dead. He's a pal. He's a pal.

He's a little organs. All right. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. I love games that let you set AI on each other. I think about, like, I think about, I really like Far Cry 5 a lot more than I thought it was going to. I never got, I never got too deeply into that one. Which one is that?

That was the Midwest. The Montana. No, not the Midwest. No, not the Middata, the Pacific Northwest. Yeah, they're like in Montana and Iowa or some shit. Yeah. It's like the cult. The cult.

The Jared Lato They're not Avalanche at all It's like Northwest It's not even close I think it's Montana Almost the exact opposite I think it's Montana And

The music's fucking awesome I want to find a mothband The bear dude You get the bear That your companion Cheeseburger He's so sick dude Such a good bear

Far cry's fun I really I kind of I've been thinking about Like maybe like playing three again Three would be cool Because I remember I loved three So much at the time

I'm sure it's aged That's one I like that everyone was talking about. Like, that was one of everybody It was a big step forward for like video game village and like,

and game acting, I guess. Yeah. Because a lot of people weren't really taking it seriously. It was Voss, right? It was Voss that's, uh,

I can't remember his, I can't remember his name because he's played so many characters with names that feel like they could be his. He's in, uh, is he, is, Benico's Saul? Yeah, yeah,

he's, uh, he's, he's, he's, he's not Joe in Berto on Bada Call Saul. Yeah, that's it.

No, he's a guy in freaking daredevil then right Oh yeah he's in that too What are you talking about? He's swordmaster and daredevil Swordmaster Yeah Cumbmaster What?

He's in Nacho right The guy that plays Nacho and better call Saul Natural Libre Or Breaking Bad right Yes yes yes yes He's in Daredevil right now Why? He's in the character

But he's in Spider-Man He's Scorpion He's Mac Gargan Oh my god Okay god it never mind Mixed it up Sorry I know what's Oh so that's what

I got it now Who the fuck is swordmaster he's also a better call saw oh uh Lalo Lalo Oh Lalo is Yeah

I like that guy Yeah that's a good fucking actor He's a way good fucking actor He's a crazy He's a stupid good actor Crazy But very different person Even even in fucking Daredevil

He's amazing And I get siliques I'm like why are you Dude I was about to say Like they casted fucking that Twice Twice in two different characters The same franchise

At the same time That is crazy But No, he's Scorpion. I mean, I guess they can since... He's gonna be Scorpion in the new Spider-Bad. He's back, too, you know that, right? What's that fucking guy's name?

Who's back? Like, he's in brand-new day, directly, Scorpion. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, okay. I'm just saying, like... He was in the first one. Yeah, he was in the first one. As, like, kind of like a B-villard character.

Do you guys see who was in the running to play Daredevil? I'm sorry, not Daredevil. Kingpin. Before Vincent Dissette, Fiff, Fittian. Bernie Mac. The Italian. Joey Crack. Fat Joe

I don't give a fuck About the four players Happen's hat and his hatmans We in the Bronx Shit happens Get clapping There's a storming place Did you see that video

Did you see that video On the radio show Where he was talking about Like how he like He clapped this dude's cheeks outside The reason why I had that pulled up Was because of that That clapped to those cheeks outside

Dude that is one of my favorite clips Every time it comes up I have to share it And everybody's like I literally just shared this morning I think Oh did I not What is your favorite

Modern video That you'd like come back to Is it that? It's one of them because I just love how You know what mine is? You know what mine is. Which one?

I bet you could guess. But I got out his arms going to wrong direction. No, that's a crazy one. It's, uh, there's a video, there's a video of this dude playing rust. Oh my God. There's a video of a dude playing rust.

Do you know what I'm talking about? I think I know what you're talking about. It's a video of a dude playing rust and he gets shot like immediately like door opens and he gets shot and he goes worthless subhuman. Worthless subhuman. That's right. And he goes off on this like dive. He's so pissed.

He's like, you're a, your pseudo-sitting. What does he say? What the fuck does he say? Worthless sub you. Worthless sub you're a cognitively impaired pseudo-sant animal person. That's right. That's like that is a fucking awesome thing to say.

What is my favorite? I've seen that guy that I think he's playing Counterstrike 2. I'm assuming. And then he like appears out and he misses every shot and gets killed. And he's like, I'm gay. I'm so fucking gay. Give me cock. That's so fucking funny, dude.

I am gay. Dude, he missed so bad. And he was so close, too. There was no excuse. There was no excuse. This is my favorite video of all time. Dead to rights. Because what makes it so funny is that it's just chaos.

It's just complete disarray. What is it? Oh, shit. That's right. The car in the intersection, hitting the lamppost and the light crashes, it's dark. And the fucking transformer explodes. That looks like an event. Explosion.

That looks like an Avengers fight. What did you? How did you find that? I haven't saved that. Dude, the fucking, um, the,

the inward club. We watched that, we reacted to that on the inward club. That video is so great. Because it's just things getting worse. It's like, oh, interesting.

What's going to happen next? A meteorite? Let me pull up this so people have the context of what we were just talking about. Do you have the video of the I'm so gay? Of, uh, no, I have the Joey,

uh, I was going to say, Joey crack, uh, fat Joe. Okay. Oh, you mean obese.

Joseph. A beast Joseph. Oh, I love when it just doesn't give me audio. It's very cool. What's the thing? Why is it not doing it? I don't have headphones on or anything. Oh, or this shit. I love that music. These are animations and a

Pokemon game. I understand. I love that SpongeBob music. It's very good. It's so good. Oh, my God. Five nights at Kirkians. All right. We're not going to scroll. Five nights at Charlie Kirk's. That's the real thing in the Roblox for a while. All right. I got it. Well, I don't know why it's so quiet. that's too quiet why is it

it's if you want to put it in you get to edit it okay I think I know what's happening something is interfering with it I just closed on my other apps

something is interfering with it oh no no no yeah it's a crazy cool right now it's a clip of

fat joe being basically using like the wrong slang like the slang like the slang is changed yeah he's like I smacked his cheek off

and then fucking Jada so subtly adds an S at the end he's like smacked his cheeks off and then like and he was like

yeah man I gave him that fire. And then, like, then I finished him out, um, outside. Like, I pounded him out and, you know, legend. And he's just, everything he says just sounds like, oh, you, you rape this guy. They're all so old now. It's weird seeing them all be such old ass man.

Yeah. Oh, you guys. And they always, they're like, they just say old head shit sometimes. I'm like, guys. Oh, my God. Yeah, but it's weird. You don't think we say old head shit? I'm sure we do.

I think we do. That's what this whole podcast is. We're talking about fucking. old old shit constantly we're younger millennials millennials are old now though right unfortunately it sucks yeah I'm gonna die shit

whatever yeah I'm not excited for it pigeon with a strap on rodin at minute at the time stamp two hours four minutes 45 seconds of episode 59 give Superman a gun no wow I remember that

you idiots were asked if you would do anything different if given the opportunity to wake up as your seven-year-old selves with all your adult knowledge, circa 2021. Sweeney said he'd play the stock market and sports betting and buy an island. I'd be rubbing shoulders with fucking Bill Gates as a 12-year-old. Yeah, it's crazy. That's crazy you think about. That's pretty good.

Yeah, they want to be good. You're fucking on Epstein Island with Bill Gates. Given the recent file releases, would Sweenie's answer stay the same? Or do you think... Kissing on your neck and shit? Absolutely not. Dude, Melania, for some reason.

Impromptu. Out of nowhere. Years after people, like, years after this was a, like, you know, a fresh story. And I would argue months after it was relevant. Because everything with the Epstein vows just kind of fades away always. And it comes back and then fades away. It's like a fucking roller coaster. It's like the stock market in a lot of ways.

Yeah. But she holds this random person. press conference, unprompted out of the blue, where she basically goes in front of a microphone and says, uh, it's not me. I didn't do that.

It wasn't me. And it's like, weird. You could have just said nothing like you were this whole time. Why now? I am curious about like, why now? Why bother to say that now? Is it because like the ship is obviously sinking and there's nowhere to go?

Maybe. So like everybody's trying to put in there like, I actually got in something. Actually, guys, I was never really that into this. I was just pretending. He was like, okay, cool, great. That's so much better. Yeah, very, yeah, very believable.

It's actually worse, by the way. I had to reset my phone, and now it's working. It was so weird. I was just like, it wasn't, the audio was just, like, co-opted by something, and everything was closed, and it just was like, no. But now, like. In the bathroom. I smack his cheek off in the bathroom.

for you. One second. I smacked his cheek too. No, I'm telling you, I gave him that fire. Boom. Then he tried to act up outside. I finished it off outside. I really pounded him out.

Legend. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, me, and we all understand what this means. Legend. Legend. And it's just like, damn, the language has changed so much. There was something that happened. And when viral were, uh, there was beef between these two.

rappers, right? And then one of them, uh, tweeted out, he, he, he thought he tweeted out, I'll beat your fucking ass. And then he went away to like, whatever. And he got like a bunch of notifications. He was like, what the fuck's going on? Like, I didn't say anything crazy. And he realized he forgot the bee. And then so it says like, I'll eat your fucking ass. And it's just like, and then he was like, he's like, I have PTSD from this shit because everybody was just clowning him. And I'm like, damn, I remember a time when in wrestling and hip hop, you could just say, that. You know, like, it actually meant like, I'm gonna eat your ass.

And now it has a completely different meaning. It's just like even though he meant to say beat, it's still, like, I don't know if it's auto correct or whatever happened to him, but It's like I'm gonna pound you. Yeah, I'm gonna say that. And they definitely didn't mean they were gonna rape you. I'm gonna pound you. I'm gonna hope they didn't.

Yeah. Hope. I'm gonna take your ass to town. All that shit and it's like, oh, okay, well, everything's. You're screwed. Everything's literally So what do you mean? What are you going to do to me? I'm going to fuck your butt, boy.

See, that used to mean fighting. I'm going to fuck your butt hole. And they're like, oh, I mean, you were scared. You thought like, oh, no, I'm going to get beaten up right now. All right. Using Ben Shapiro's balls as a speedback. Ouch. Ow, ow.

That hurts. Oh. My little balls. It hurts. And my scrotum. One solid wallop. would really fuck it up. One solid hit, he'd be like,

ah, does that change? It's fucking, like you'd be fucking wailing so hard. Like, you'd be fucking wailing so hard. No, my little hat. They knocked my hat off.

No. He had a hat on his balls, too. He definitely had a ball. A ball. A ball. He has a yamaca on his balls. That is so stupid. Oh, my God.

He takes the shit seriously, man. Yeah, he does. You wouldn't get it. He's devout. You wouldn't get it. I wouldn't. You're right. You wasn't at all.

Clearly, you're just like, you're not devout. You're not, you're not, you're not juing it up right now. You would be correct. You see which Burroughs Beals at the Speedback Road and he says, so kind of long story, but I swear it's worth it. I, unfortunately, work at McDoer knobs and the sign out front is broken. No working lights and the part that holds the letters is fucked. Sounds like you're in a good area.

You work in a good area. Yeah, where the fuck is this? Fucking Transylvania. Oh my god So a customer in the drive-thru felt personally attacked by that Called corporate to bitch And the next day complained directly to my manager in the window

We proceeded to spend hours fantasizing about And discussing ways of killing this guy painfully And I was wondering if you guys have ever been a similar situation Oh wanting to kill me, will you? At Starbucks, oh man I don't even want to say this shit I've fucking thought about doing Yeah, yeah Like when you work retail or like anything like that

And you have to deal with people it shines a light on something where it's just like, oh man. A lot of people are fucking dickheads. It's trash. Like really like, I can't even, I still to this day, can't imagine treating strangers

the way that. Yep. Like, so many people do. Yep. When they're like in a fucking store. Oh, looking for, looking for craftsmen tools. Oh my God.

Entitlement is off the charts. It's like, who the fuck do you think you are? What the fuck is wrong with you? I had a customer when I was, I was a front-in clerk at Albertsons. And I didn't even understand what this person was upset about. I think they were just kind of crazy. But I was bagging the groceries and like, excuse me, my marshmallows are touching my hot dogs.

No way. And I'm like, what? I was like, what? Like, I was like, do you want me to switch them? What the fuck is wrong? Like, the plastics touching the plastic, you bitch? What the fuck are you talking about? But like, that's insane.

It just, it was. It drives me so insane. One time someone was like, hey, so I usually get this beverage every day, but I finished it faster. Oh! I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, miss, what can I, what can I, okay? It usually doesn't go that fast. Can I fucking help you, bitch?

And it's like, do you think you might have drank it faster today? Is that possible? I like how you have to say, this. It's crazy it that way. You have to baby them. You have to baby them. Do you think you might have drank it a little bit faster today? You fucking invalid? I was not a hate for, so I started working a job, dude.

Working a job genuinely made me a hateful person. Being in the service industry. Really, it really changed me. It really, I don't know, man. I remember some, because they placed me in tools. Yeah. For Sears. Like, there's all sorts of departments.

There's, like, clothes. There's, like, appliances. There was electronics. And then there was tools. And they also piss. Pissed downstairs by the clothes. Yeah. Away from the electronics, obviously.

Of course. Was this shirt naturally yellow or did the piss make it yellow? Does it really matter you want it, don't you? Fivvy, Vivie. Do you want it or not? Do you want it or not? I remember, top it off for me. But I remember, like, being in the cool section, they placed me in the tool section.

I was like, I think I would be, I really should be in electronics. I know electronics very well. Like, that's where I should be. Yeah. And then they were like, just stay in tools. It's fine. And I'm like, okay. And somebody, like, somebody was trying to find a tool for.

for them for like they were trying to find out of inches i knew where they were man i was like hey here they are and and then he was asking like something like really specific about him it's like oh well is this better for this and i'm like i don't know i got you know it's based on whatever job you're doing it's a tool you're looking for the tool like you have the measurements like i don't know like you have to pick the tool this is these are where the allen wrenches are yeah and they were like if you don't know this much about allan ranes you shouldn't be working here i'm like i don't think i should be here either i should be over there where I know things.

But also, like, what the fuck is that? Also, I'm not going to know more about your project than you do. What the fuck is that? And also, you work in Sears. You're not getting, you don't have a degree in carpentry. I don't work at craftsmen. Yeah. I didn't invent the, I'm not Alan of Allen wrench fame.

Are you stupid? But there's those customers that think that you should be an expert. I'm like, nigger, I'm getting paid the same amount if I'm in fucking, tools or if I'm in electronics or if I'm in clothing I'm getting paid the most I am not a specialist faggot I'm not like I'm not a specialist I get paid why do you think I should be a fucking expert I get paid seven dollars in 25 cents an hour part time when gas is 450

I am not the creator of the Allen wrench find your own fucking tools There's four aisles. Can you call over the creator of the Allen wrench? Can you call someone who knows? No one here knows. Thunder.

No one who knows. Thunder upon you. Fucking insane. So many. Make it rain light on him. I think I might have told you guys that I had a, it was a frustrating customer because everybody knows what country crock is. Yes.

Yeah, the butter. The butter. Yeah, I use it. Do you know what it's? It's, um, the title is above country crock? No. Of course not. Who the fuck?

Because it says, it says, yeah, exactly. Is that that tiny banner that I've never been? So there's a little banner above the giant lettering of country crock. Might as well be AI text to me. It's, like, I don't know. It's, it's shed spread. Sheds spread. Now, here's the thing. So the customer was like, hey, could you help me find them shed spread butter?

Oh my God. So I go to the back and I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. We don't have that. She's getting upset. And then my ancient fucking, uh, manager was like, like, oh, that's country crock. And I'm like, you know, I was like, I was like, why did that's just say this stupid bitch. Country crock.

Country crock. I'm not even exaggerated. The font on Crunchy crock is, I think roughly 50 times larger than whatever shed spread is. Shedspread doesn't even sound remotely familiar. I grew up with country crook. I still use it. I pick up country crook all the fucking time. I do, I've never heard of shed spread.

Not one time. I don't even think it. comes across on the receipt as that. I don't probably not. And yeah, it was one of those things where I was so upset that even like it didn't even dawn on you, you dumb bitch, that like you should say the other thing that is much larger on it. Now look it, to be fair, maybe.

Maybe when she was younger, it wasn't even called country. I don't fucking know. That's so asinine. It's crazy. It, uh, I, I, I, the amount of, bro. The amount. Does it even say Shedspray anymore? No.

I don't know. No, it's just country, it's just. Yeah, I don't even so like. Nothing. It's as country fresh taste. Because it's always been country crock people. No, as far as I'm concerned, it's the biggest thing on the container. There was an older container where it was, it was like a circular.

And then the colors was a little more planned. Yeah, I remember the banner. Yeah. Yeah, there is. Right there. Shed spread. See, look how small it is. Look how small it is.

This stupid bitch is getting mad that we can't find shed spread. It's shed. It really is. Show the fucking show the show the fucking if you can actually show it. So country crog is this. That look at where Shedsbred. And that chick was fucking chimping out that we couldn't find it. And I was like, because I was like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, ma'am.

And then she just didn't. I was like, yeah, those were, you know, that was the worst one. That was the worst retail experience I had. You're like, I don't know. I don't know what that means. It was crazy. I worked on hot topic for a while. That wasn't too bad other than a guy was jacking off in the changing room.

I remember somebody shouted over the Sears bathroom and they asked me to clean it. And I remember being like, I am not a fucking janitor. Oh, yeah. They asked us to clean it up and I was like, fuck you. Not handling fucking hazardous, fucking material. 1,000%. As a part-time employee. You're not even, by the way, letting me work full-time because you cut me off at 39 hours.

Preach. Fucking insane, by the way. Yeah, you can't get your benefits. Fucking fuck. Yeah. Working a job as a grunt will like, will bestow, bestow you with so much justified hatred.

Yeah. Yeah. Vitriol. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Anyway. Please waterboard Sweeney with diarrhea and calm.

Brode. I'm good with that. Yeah. What's up, Dweaves? With all the talk of how poor your eyesight is, we haven't talking about that. Have you all considered laser eye correction?

Yes. My prescription was almost as bad as Chris's, so I was hesitant to do it, but I ended up having a type of laser correction called EBK and I I wish I had done it a long time ago

recovery wasn't that bad at all and being able to actually see in the shower was crazy it is kind of it is wild I remember I showered with contacts on once

and I was like wait weird it is odd because I'm so used to just being blind or just like having my glasses on to the shower

because I just don't give a shit and it's just like Jesus Christ I can imagine he's having to have been using soap the entire time really oh I thought I thought

I've been using this pile of butter that I've been using this country cry This whole fucking time Anyways Recovery wasn't that bad I actually mean

What say you? Thanks and stay gay Yes I've thought about it I looked into this thing called I think Smile I think it was called Smile That sounds familiar

And I was going to do it But it's expensive man It's expensive and then like The The fix is technically temporary So you got to go back And do it again if you want to do it again.

Granted, by the time your vision deteriorates at that point, you're probably fine just staying as is, because it really is just setting you back to where you were. And then theoretically, it would take 30 more years for my vision to get as bad as it is now. But still, I don't know. And I've heard the horror stories really scare me. Yeah?

Yeah, I don't like the idea of like... Sounds rough. I don't know. I feel like I'm going to fuck it up. I've been so... I'm so bad about eye drops. Like, when I was a kid, I would freak the fuck out. I still freak about eyedrops.

I don't freak out as much Like I feel internally freaked out Because I don't like The feeling of like people like putting me on a table And like spreading my eye open And then like dropping shit in it Is so like You wouldn't be like under for this procedure

Sedated? No you can't You can't be sedated Because your eyes roll And so like they have to have you looking straight And I feel like I would just panic myself I would like look around I didn't even consider it

Like there would be like an intrusive thought Maybe you can I never maybe now there's like technology Maybe they can put you under I really don't know It's been it's been a couple of years since I've researched it, but I remember that being like, damn, you have to be awake for all that.

They got to cut your eye with a laser. I don't know. It's, like, it's, it's really intrusive, and it's my eyes. It would be one thing if it was, like, anything else. Like, if I had, like, a shitty hand or whatever, and they were like, oh, we could give you, like, a way better hand, but, like, maybe you might lose the hand.

I'm like, yeah, maybe, sure. If my hand was fucked anyway, I have another hand. I'm fine. But, like, both my eyes, the entire, vision. You know what I mean? Like that's an entire like primary sense of which I divide, I derive like an overwhelming majority of like dopamine and satisfaction.

I love playing video games. I love watching movies. I love looking at naked women. You know what I mean? Like if I go blind. Those are all gone. I can't. I would rather lose every other, any other sense than my sight.

So you're telling me. I'd rather be deaf. I'd rather be mute. For a hundred. For $100. For $100. For $100. You're in a hallway of a Penn Station.

Already a bad place. Dude comes up to and he's like, hey, man, I got you. Like, $100, I'll fix your eyes. Come over here, I got you. Okay. You wouldn't even consider it. You wouldn't even try it. Yeah, you know what's up?

What do you got? What do you got? I'll follow him. Yeah. And he's just like, listen, they want to charge you $4,000 or whatever the fuck. Per I. Yeah. There's some bullshit.

I stole their lasers. Oh. Cool. Slide me bill right now. One band. Not a bad. That's too much. This is just one C-0.

He's just, $1,000 would be a fucking steal also. It would be. But this guy just wants a C-no. He just wants $100. I'd be so much more suspicious. Like, $1,000 is like,

1,000 is still like incredibly suspicious, but I'm like, oh, that guy's making money. Yeah. You know what I mean? 100 is so little that I'm like, what could you possibly?

I don't think I would do anything. You can convince one person of 1,000 or 10 people of 100. Of 100. And it's way easier to get 10 people with 100. That is fair. There's a lot of crazy assholes. That would probably do it. Yeah, do it.

Cut my eyes open. Do you hear about like one of those? Cut my eyes into pieces. Please help me fucking see. Now I'm blind. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Guess I really should have saw this coming.

I am fucking blind Cut my eyes into pieces Fuck it's so dumb I don't know I will probably do it at some point It just it really does freak me out I'm tired of glasses Well your vision is not bad enough

Yeah and you also just started I mean I don't like glasses at all It really bothers me but like Yeah but you could taking my glasses off right now My eyes get so fucking heavy and everything Everything's so blurry. It bothers me. Yeah.

Like my eyes feel heavy. It's not that it's blurry. It's just that it's always been this blurry. Let's give it a few. Give it a few. Like it'll adjusts. Eyes adjust. So like.

I mean, you should have adjusted by now. It's kind of like a... My eyes, I feel good when I have the eyes on. It usually takes me about... You take them off. Usually takes me about two minutes to do it like fully adjust.

Brother, when I take it off, it's blurry as fuck right now. And then my eyes need to like, it'll strain itself to adjust to seal better. My eyes are beyond that. My eyes are on. I can't see shit. I can't see your face at all. That's crazy.

Your face is completely gone. Your lips are bright. Bright, right lips. Yeah, you got some. I can see from the side. You got them nice, nice thick. They're fucking thick, man. It's minus tens.

Your glasses look like I can see. I feel like I can see on the side of your glasses when I see it like looking at a angle, I feel like I'm seeing like three inches of glasses on the side of your glass. Yeah. It's crazy. Mine are not the thinness, but they're like not as bad as like your. Mine are very thin. You can't even.

Mine are so thin. You're a little thicker than yours. You're a little thicker, but yeah. My vision isn't that bad. Jojo has the slightest astigmatism. She just got glasses and, like, I'm so happy because she looks so fucking good in them. Like, it's like, it was one of those things

I never even really thought about and I was like, God damn. Lily's blind as a fucking bat. Lily's eyes are bad. Oh, so both of you were just, like, retarded, just don't care about. No, no, Lily wears contacts. Oh, got you gotcha.

She's never, like you see her. Oh, so she immediately fixed it. By the way. Oh, yeah, very likely they're going to have very bad eyes. That's my parents. Both of them have glasses. Coke bottles, fucking other eyes. Hey, leave him alone. All right.

He's going to personally beat him up. People are too focused on love. They don't even think about like the science of it. So you shouldn't have a kid with this person. We're blind. You're going to be, you're going to bur the fucking hell and teller of the eyes. You're thinking about that, like all the diseases and stuff your families have and all this stuff that you can potentially like your kid can be distilled with.

If my kid, I think about it. If our kid is born with my depressive episodes and Lily's temper, I'm scared. That kid's gonna die. Lily and your dad's temper. Ooh, shit. I want, this, make the kid now, I want to see it. I don't know.

Make the kid. I feel like I was just genuinely raised out of being violent. I hate you, dad. I can't see. I hate you. I don't know if you're here. Fuck you. I'm gonna microwave the dog.

I'm gonna microwave the dog. Trying to find the dog. The dog's like, bro, what the fuck? Not again. Not again? He endured the first time he endured a whole thing in it. He's just locking in. It's like, it's like those monks.

Yeah. The Vietnam monks. You know where Broly is going? He looks up and he yells and green light comes on his mouth. The dog is spitting the radiation back out. And it's like, dude. That dog's amazing. Shout out to that dog.

Shout out my dog that can endure microwaves. Holy. Fuck, dude. Is that just a bad microwave at that point? Or a great dog. Either a bad microwave or a great dog, no in between. I'm going to vote maybe both. Maybe it would be weak microwave and an amazing dog.

That would be one of the other. Week microwave semi-good dog. Or it could be a great microwave and an even greater dog. A great-and-a-old. A more greatest dog. That fucking microwave was 200,000 watts. A few whole minutes. I open it up and it's like, close it.

Give me three more minutes. Give me three more. It's like a fucking sauna to it now. It's like. It's a cold plunge. I'm going to start cold plunging my dog. I'm fucking microwave plunging. I'm going to start cold plunging my dog.

Just grab my dog getting a cold punch with it. Won't let it get out. And then Jamie, you hear about that dog that was fucking microwave plunging? You hear about that dog that used kettlebellion? Have you heard about to pull that up, Jamie? I saw this video this video yesterday. And it's a video of a dog dancing.

And he's like, it's so convincing. It's like, this is, this must be real, right? And Jamie's like, Joe, I think this might be. He says he thinks. The dog is like, it's that dog in the Carlton. That fucking stupid dog. Like, I hate that gift. You're the dog of the hugging the dog in sims?

Yeah. It's fucking like all. It fucking elongates and it starts dancing. It's wearing the exact same thing. Tim Walls is dead. That must be Tim Walz's dog, man. Yeah, there must be Tim Walz's dog. God, it's crazy.

That dog's woke too, Jamie. It's crazy. That dog is, do you see people talking about, like, how the Pope is woke now? Because he's like... Because he doesn't like people being killed? Because he champions Jesus Christ, and Jesus is like, hey, you know, I'm not really into kids being blown up. I don't know. Especially for my home that, you know...

I think the administration was, like, talking mad shit about the Pope. No, they are. Yeah, they're right now. They want to invite and talk shit to his face or something like that too. Well, JD vans killed the last one. He did kill the last one. And he did say, like, I remember they asked him about this. He's like, I didn't hear anything about it.

But like, maybe I'd want to like meet up with him. And I'm like, do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Last Pope to meet J.D. Vance died within 24 hours. Yeah, this one, he's coming. He's coming.

He has like the scarlet rot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Pope was like, oh, my God. Holy shit. I'm comfortable. Buh. He comes and dies. And Raphael's like,

you see, you couldn't, it's all the, it's all the company, it's all the company, it's all the company, it's all the company. He's never,

he's never, he's never, before he's never come before. He's never, so you got to go to hell, sorry. So much come. Oh,

he loses 50 pounds. He's in real time. He's just freaking. He is gone. He becomes desiccated. He looks like a hercules when he's like in the, in the, in the,

what you go? Oh, yeah, when he's in the, The river sticks. Why is it called sticks? The VAT. I guess for Stidgius?

I don't know. I just, isn't it just like a name? I don't know. Things names come from, but he's, Derek. What the fuck?

Not always. Whatever, man. Go to the fucking audio shit now, man. We'll do one more and then we'll get it. No, no. Go. Go to audio shit. Go, go.

Get there. Get there. Let's do one. And then we'll do it because I do it. I do want to cycle through while you're a fucking shit. All right. All right.

Lowering Sweenie into a pit of, starving turtles Roden Because you've got to all slowly go to me Turtles are so cute It bothers me Everything is already falling apart I've seen big ones

And it's crazy Like giant turtle tortoises Of the tortoises They're fucking amazing Dude one of them looked like What is the name of the turtle From Godzilla Turtillo

Jerry It's one of them that I saw That had like literally Armourplating It's hard Fuck I fucked myself By saying Tortillo It's

Race the real. It's like, hold on. It's like, I don't want to say Gamera. That's not, hold on. And it's so furled out. Like, it was so weird. It's like, this thing was awesome. Giant tortoises are majestic because like you, you're so used to seeing small turtles.

That, like, in media, just like, I'm just so used to that. Like, I've seen turtles like my friends have had turtles. And they're fucking small. And so when you see a tortoise, it's just, it almost doesn't make sense. Gamera. Yeah, I was trying to say Gamera. I was like, it's not right. Dude, my nephew's sad.

It's majestic as fuck. It was crazy. Like, sat on the shell and it got up and walked around with him on it. Are they dangerous? Not at all. Yeah, because, like, they look. If it falls or you, you could probably hurt because it weighs so fucking much. But they don't, like, bite you?

No. The Sammy turtles, I guess, do. But, yeah, they, like, I fed it. And, like, it got near me. I was able to touch a shell. It, like, looked at me and it was like. What did you do that? There's a wildlife reserve in Santa Cruz Valley.

And they have, like, turtles. Is that close? Not far. Where is that? Santa Clara Valley? Oh, Santa Clarita? Yeah. I should do that.

I want to do that. I'm going to go again. So you know, those are coming up. They're so, like, they're fascinating to me. Dude, they're so cool. Imagine seeing a dog that much bigger compared to, like, the average dogs that you see. Like, the average turtle that you see and think of compared to the average turtle. Now, imagine a dog that difference.

Well, that's insane. That's insane. It is insane. Because, you know, we have turtles. I'm pretty sure turtles aren't a thing. I'm sure they're still a form of tortoise. But there's, like, sea turtles. there's like the ones we have like the yellow

Those get really big right Seatero sometimes didn't get really big And there's like tortoises right And you see how like the end there's in between Of their hands where tortoises have like like block hands Cotototos have effectively fins And then the ones we should have in our houses Have somewhere in between

And it's like these are all fucking so cool And they live for so long And I just think that's like That's like magic in my brain That's like Pokemon as much as it can be real It's like this is fucking crazy things Are walking around If I could have like a

If I had the space To have a giant Tori I'll show you something, man. I would fucking be all over. We saw an alligator there. What? And it looked like a statue. What are you saying?

What do you mean? When you went to the... It was like a gargoyle. It was like David's Gargoyle. No, let me show you. It's fucking wild. You read the fucking... Dude, I was watching fucking gargoyles recently.

Oh, you were watching it? Yeah, and I was like, I forgot how insane the premise of that show is. Right there in the background? That's a real alligator. Yeah. Yeah, duh. It doesn't... It was motionless.

Yeah. And they blended completely into their fucking surrounding. It's unbelievable how it looked like that. He's chilling. He's like, nigga, I don't care about you. He's like, bring that little dumb Mexican and get closer and I'll eat them.

Go ahead. Everything is already falling apart, so we might as well make it interesting. If you had the power to dictate the apocalypse, what would it look like? Will it be through nuclear war and alien invasion, mass kaiju emergence?

Or perhaps something stupid like a virus that makes everyone piss themselves. It's chilling. Mankind's final hour is completely in your hands. What's our ideal? I think I would want, like, I think I would want God to return. I don't want God to return. And I want there to be, like, but he's vengeful.

He's wrathful. Oh, that's the worst version of God. And then he's like, he's just doing like gamma crushes, gamma waves. That's crazy. Like, what God? You brought a media right now? He's just like, y'all fucking suck. Yeah, they're so big, man.

They're fucking amazing looking, dude. I saw ones that were way bigger Yeah, those giant Torterses that are like The Galapagos ones Those ones are insane They are mesmering I saw them

I was like I was like I feel like a child again Because I'm just like what the fuck What did you see a Galapagos Ancient? I don't remember I think the San Diego Zoo They might have them for a period of time

Dude they're huge The Galapagos ones are so big It's like hilarious Like they're like the biggest Turtles I think on the planet I want to hang out on them I think they yeah I think so

I just want to chill next to one Yeah I think that stuff is so cool I wish, I don't know, I wish America we cared about animals more, man. I mean, yeah, I mean, everything. We have a bad culture about, like, why? Because if you go to, like, Latin America, they love, like, animals are like very much so protected there. They're like, hey, don't fuck with these things.

And we're going to Hawaii. And it's like, yo, if you touch a baby C turtle, you're going to jail. Don't touch them. Yeah, the problem is I think it's because of since capitalism is the culture in the United States, that it's to not care about the preservation of life or. environments or anything like that. Growth and fucking wealth. Yeah.

So that's why we can't have a culture in other countries of caring about animals and being respectful and stuff because- It's so sad. I fucking love animals so much. Just so fucking cool. Yeah. It sucks. It sucks being here and not necessarily being able to do anything about it because

there's so many people who are easily duped into destroying everything. Insane. But the bald eel almost disappeared, dude. That's fucking crazy. Our national symbol almost fucking died out. Which one? The bald eagle. It almost went extinct like twice, I think.

Now it's like fine. But like it almost like there was wolves in America once. Do eagles have male patent baldness? No, they're just white heads. Those ones do. The bald ones do. That's crazy. Yeah. They're bald-headed eagle.

They're a bald-heta. They have alopecia. They have alopecia. They have alopecia. They have alopecia. They have a little feathers on their head. That'd be fucking awesome. All right.

Well, on that note, guys, let's get towards the end. We've got some voicemails. No, we don't. Yeah, it was all a joke. Goodbye, guys. Cut to black. No, we've got some voicemails here. A lot of them are confusing.

But we'll get to, this is just like a nice one. I haven't heard it yet. But, wait, why is it? Turtle Man. That's so cool. I love turtles. Yeah. It's cool little guy.

Oh, here we go. You got it all the way up? Because I can hear. She's trying. Oh, my God. I love turtles. There we go. What do we got?

We start to take a chief kick of bitch here. I just want to say thank you for the show and keep it up. You guys do great. You guys help me get through work when it's boring as hell. I hate you all. Bye. That's a nice little words of encouragement. That's a lot, sir.

They need to put the other part on it. What do you mean? You're putting up the part that you talk into on it. Is that not where the speaker is? The speaker's on the top. Like if you're listening back to it No, I, no You have it on, you have it on a speaker?

I think so. It didn't sound like it. Am insane? It is, it is, I mean, I guess it's just so low. It didn't sound like speaking to me. It is low, hold on, let me. Yeah. Chief Kick a bitch here.

I mean, it comes out both. Is it just like really fucking low? Okay, it's just super low. Okay, my mistake. It's just super low. My mistake. We'll figure it out. Okay, my mistake.

It should be fine. I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can boost it. I can probably hear a audio device. So they can probably hear it. we hear it. Like it has to be some sort of means of like when it plays. It's it's no problem. Could you not hear it? I can boost it. I can boost it. I can boost it. It's no problem. I want it to be the best possible way for the people to hear it. They'll it'll come through fine on these mics. I just got to boost it. It's fine. Yeah. It's not like back in the day when we had

fucked mics and then it would you would lose so much quality. It's almost indistinguishable. Even if you were to like play a song through your phone, it's, it just feels sloppy to me. It's barely loss. It's barely lossless. Yeah. It's a, it's a little lossless. Yeah. It's a the mic's fucking pretty good now. They're a lot better than they used to be. So let me see.

What is this? Oh my God, Lily's telling me men suck and I'm like, or I get it, my niggott. Just leave me alone. Why?

I don't know. Men do suck, though. So about the sweet jacking off in public thing, I need to know, was that just a bit? Was that just a bit and I'm too autistic

to understand? Or did that actually happen in Minecraft and he just admitted to a fucking crime and he's a monster that needs to be put down. Also, Derek, unblock me on Twitter.

I promise I won't send you any more pictures of my hairy fucking nutsack. I was really drunk. I apologize. Did somebody send you pictures of their nuts and you blocked them? I don't think that's true. I think you forgot.

I'm so nervous. You got so bothered How do I check? Because I don't think I've blocked I mute people I don't think I've blocked Let me check I don't know if that's a bit or not

Because that doesn't sound Everything's a bit dude Mine's a bit too That doesn't sound It's a bit It's a bit never happened Never once Yeah definitely never happened

Never happened never was Once It's a fucking bit I'm trying I'm so interested in Oh interesting Just back To the phone bill up here

I hope it will be worth it I'm from Slovakia, so a long way from Los Angeles. I've been watching you guys for years, and I cannot imagine how many laps you got to open to me, to my ears. And my kind of message would be just, do you think we never get licensed games back? You know, excellent origins warine was awesome. But nowadays, it's just like fortnight events, you know.

it just adds a standard fortnight and that's just that. It just, if you ever get, like, you know, there's a new movie and they end, we won't add it just to Fortnite. They just have, just maybe just make a new game. Okay, that's right.

Bye-bye. We're never getting that back. We're never getting a license. Well, I think we have, we have, someone has to make a reference to do, someone has to make a reach to do that. The problem is the red tape that go through to do that now. It's so much more work.

Right. The people just don't want to do it. No one's going to do it. The thing is, it's like, licensing is a big bitch. It sucks. And I remember when this happened, when this started happening, we started,

we started to stop getting those license games. And what, what took their place was like a mobile kind of. Like, they were like mobile game tie-ins for like big movies and stuff. And then that stopped. Right. So, I don't know. Like, I think,

well, to be fair, like, there is a, there's a, there's a, there's a, obviously Wolverine. But those aren't the same, though. Sure. They're not movie-based.

They're licensed. But he did say licensed. So, like, we're still going to get some licensed stuff. But the movie-based thing is like that's done, dude. I don't know. I don't have to take one person to go through all the work to really want to do it. And that shit's probably going by the way to birds, man.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's largely kind of over. I think really the big issue is that like it used to be a lot simpler to time these things. Whereas it's like, oh, we're making a movie. It'll be done in two years. We want to spool up a game. Oh, we can have a game done in two years.

And then you could synergize. It's like, oh, the movie's coming out, the game's coming out, and they're going to be really close to each other. That's not, ain't no way that's going to happen now because a game is going to take five years. A movie is going to take three or one, depending on like what the fuck it is. And so like, it's not feasible to match these things up anymore. And by the time it matches up, who the fuck knows? Like, let's say you get an early script, right, for like a Spider-Man game, for a movie, right? And then you start making your game.

And then, oh, actually, the movie's delayed. We're going to do a big rewrite. And it's like, well, we... What? Like, we can... They did that with Spider-Man 4. Did you see that? The Spider-Man 4 video game that does exist.

Wait, really? So, like, there was a... This is... You can... Anybody can look this up if you want to... want. There was like leaked footage of like a really, really early build of Spider-Man 4, Toby McGuire, Spider-Man 4 game, because what they, what they were working with was like, oh, this is like the, I don't know if it was the script, but it was like the synopsis of what

the movie was going to be in the pre-planning stages. And then they were like, just go make a game based on, you know, just based off the Spider-Man 3 engine. And so they built a little bit of it. And then the movie got canceled. And then obviously the game just didn't have a reason to exist. But like, you can see footage of it, like on YouTube. That's crazy And I think things like that happening It was just like well We're not gonna put all of our time and effort into this

Right But you're still gonna get license based stuff What? The last ones I feel like Yeah For sure I was X-Men or X-Men origins came out after right? After what?

Spider-Man 3 for sure Yeah X-Men Origins was 2009 Spider-R3 was 2007 Yeah May 4th I think There was the B-movie B-movie?

That was like 2006 Oh really? Or maybe 2007? Definitely wasn't 08. Like, 08 feels like a turning point for that. Like, I don't, like, let me, let me see, actually. B movie.

This is really important. And then we'll move on to the, we'll get to the credits. We'll get more voicemails in. We don't have a lot to choose from right now. We put it up, I intentionally put it up kind of late. There's a couple of decent ones.

What? There's a couple of decent ones I'm looking right now. Do you want to, do you want to play one? Yeah, this guy, I think this guy, he might need a little bit of help play it play this is actually kind of funny

you should actually you should play it because like I'm a little nervous about having it on the camera you know okay yeah I have no problem I don't want the numbers show let's see

hopefully it sounds good yo what's up so dudes I don't have to drop out college almost completely I don't think I'm coming back my grades kind of suck

I went to college for comedic arts at Emerson. Yeah, I went to college as a degree in Santa Cromedy, so, yeah, I'm pretty fucking retarded. I guess my question for you guys is, if you can make Sweeney shoot up one mass spot, what would it be? All right, thanks, my guys. That's a good question. That's crazy. There's no way that's true. Is there a stand-up comedy degree?

I'm not aware of it. Can you do that? Because as far as I'm concerned, everybody just fucking gets a communications degree. Yeah, you just do like, yeah, that seems so specific. Yeah, community arts, the comedic arts at Emerson. I mean, I guess so. I mean, good luck. Yeah.

So, sweetie, what do you, you got an answer? Oh, I guess it would it be for us if we, if, wait, can we make, if we could make Sweeney shoot up one last spot, would it be? Shoot up one last spot? Yeah. What do you mean? Like a public area. Oh. That's what I'm thinking.

C-PAC. Thank you for, thank you for writing it or speaking in. Hey. Thank you for talking in. We'll figure out the phrasing. Yeah, yeah. Thank you for voicemailing in. For voicing.

Thank you for calling. That was the obvious one. That's the one. Thank you for calling. Let's read the names of our $25 and up patrons now. And remember, you can go to patreon.com slash a snark tank. You get your name right at the end of the show. You can get your questions right on the show.

You can get your calls, your voicemails, listen to at the end of our show. We'll get much more in. We'll have a more, we'll try and figure out a little better way to do it. I think I have an idea. I think I'm going to, I think I'll record them and then boost them so then we can play them back, like actual stress. You know what I mean? Like, oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

So I'll just capture the audio and then I'll boost it. So then we bring it to the show and it'll be much clear, much more. It'll be better. It'll be better. That sounds good. Yeah. Yeah. We'll have more.

Remember, you can call the number obviously. You got to go to the, that's at the $10 tier. So keep that in mind. Which means, by the way, if all you guys have your name right at the end of the show, you qualify as well. So like, go on and do it if you if you feel so inclined. Yeah, Jordan. Yeah, Jordan.

Oh, my God. Jordan could just leave us a personal voice. I know. Anyway, let me do the filters for Patreon. There we go. You okay there, you seem to be nodding your fucking little head. Because he's already thinking about, like, what people are going to do. Yeah, that's a little wave of tiredness over me.

I feel dread, like some sort of villainous acts at foot. Oh, yeah? Interesting, interesting, interesting. Yeah, curious, curious. Young grain of sand. In Indianus bones and the gators of the lost ass. Hickory on a hemroyd by the dominoid through his teeth. She tow on my setty till I four.

Game informer, I hardly know her. So unlucky I smoked an egg. Oh, smoked an ESIG charging my EV and still caught fire. The great unwashed spud and middling out our list as sometimes the king of haphazard. When are we going to get the $100 tier that gives us full access to Kingston's house? Yeah. Soon. Keep your eyes peeled.

The dumb slut that is getting accused of being a dumb slut at work, no seriously, HR is involved. A different sad guy from Michigan, Louis Armstrong singing the We Are Charlie Kirk, but with a little bit of swagger. Cold Brew King, Alpha V. The gayest Bronco fan in the history of being gay. True. Birth control in German is anti-Bronk. baby pillen. Shut up.

I think he might be right, actually. I think that might be true. Some German words are insane. That's not... I mean, I know German words are crazy. Like, I think the word for like... There's like a really long word that just means something basic on the one you're driving. I can't remember what it is.

Okay, so turns out that was a lie. Oh. It's actually... What is it? Like, that's what it is in... Gebert control. Which is actually just like... Gabbert, like Gerber?

Geber. Geber. Geberten control. I don't know how to do German. It's completely foreign to me. Fregan. That's more like... That's like Swedish or something.

Hergan-N-Yergen-Flegergen-Gergen-Gergen-Gergen-Gin. And in Wurden. And then Wurden is in... I know that in Austria, which I think is also pretty much same than... It's German. Niger is the N-word. Okay.

Yeah, the Swords and Niger. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. I think his name means black person. I have no idea what it means. I never thought about that. I think Schwarz means person. I think you're right.

Yeah. Well, I think I know, it's fucking crazy his name. Alpha V, the gay Sparks has in the birth control. And rounding out our list, as always, King of Abbaster. Jake Paul has challenged Juski. Well, I thought Swartz meant black, actually. I thought Niger meant black.

No, actually. because I'm thinking about the the, like the, F-A-O Schwartz. I thought Schwartz was black. Look it up. Because, isn't it like the,

the racist symbol? Isn't it like the Swartzuna? Is that not it? Look it up. You know, the black son? Is that not it? That sounds right. Black son.

Won't you come? Schwarzena, would you come and exterminate the, wait, what is it? I don't know. I don't remember. What is Schwartz?

No, you're right. Schwartz. Yeah, I thought so. Schwartz is black? Because I remember, I remember this. Black, black? Or maybe, Schwartz and Nega,

maybe Nega means person. I don't know if like a German. I know like a couple of words. Look up, look up. The most words I know is from listening to Romstein. Yeah, me too. Here come disuna. I love that energy is, I love that energy.

That energy is energy. Or it means black, real. What? Neger means ridge or corner. Oh. Oh, Black Ridge. Okay. That's so funny.

Black Ridge. Interesting. Because that is like a thing. That's like a name of something. Yeah. Erriguez. I remember there was a stupid horrible fighting game from like a square soft people or whatever. Which one?

There was a fighting game like a 3D fighting game called like Erriguez or whatever. Like energy in German or whatever. And that shit sucked. You guys haven't played that game? I don't think I ever heard of it. fucking clouds in it and like it it's suck dude it's just called energy in german that's what it is i've never heard of it i think yeah maybe i've seen the cover art all right hold on uh itckville

bannabramm bannababitville it's the only german i know is from that fucking song big chrissey give me orange give me eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you uh it's me that malik guy the guy that fingered kingston in the the soup kitchen. Yegum Nadriviz, I said, oh, go fuck yourselves

out loud when I saw 401. Look, we're back to normal. I just, it was too fun of a dumb. I loved how stupid that bit was.

Colin said it bothered him. So like, it made it all the more enjoyable. Excellent. You remember this? Or that it would. Ergis.

I have earnestly never seen. that. No, it was fucking bad, dude. It was a bad game. Oh, what the fuck? Cloud Stripe is in it? Yeah, it was a bunch of Final Fantasy freaks and shit. Erghis. Oh, E-H-R-G-I-Z. That's how you say energy. That's crazy. And I was like, what the fuck is this? It sucks. I want to play it again. I haven't played it since I was a kid. What if it's amazing? No. It would be like Masters of Sakai being like amazing.

What if it's like a Crimson Desert where you just have to play it for 15 hours? I mean maybe what maybe I just didn't get it. You know? This PS1 game. Yeah, this PS1. This is famously short game. Playtime is 17 hours. The last two is really good.

Isn't Final Fantasy 7 and that's like one of the longer games on that on that platform is still pretty short? Like 30 hours. Yeah. Dragon Quest are probably the longest ones, right? You have to imagine. Yeah, I never got it. I never got into those.

Yeah, I never really like they're fine. Look at that. You can beat up fucking Sephiroth and shit. You can play as Cloudstripe and Sephiroth in the worst shit you've ever seen. Is that exciting? I wasn't even a huge Final Fantasy fan

and I still was like, I gotta, I gotta try this. Yeah. I'm still another huge shot of Final Fantasy fan. The only remaining Starship Cannonbomb fan on this barren earth. Come on, I'll suck you off, headstrong, I'll suck off anyone.

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You suck 16 dicks And what do you get Another day older and Fucking gay Don't come Because I can't go What is it? I don't know

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You look a little cold. Let me fuck you. It's almost charming enough to work. It is almost charming enough to work. Almost. War my cock with your ass. It's crazy. Fucking dumb.

I know a white guy named Jalen, Jalen O. Oh. Oh, J. Leno. You fucking dumb piece of shit. I didn't get it. I've been reading that for fucking several days, and I only just realized what that was. Jay Litt.

That's stupid. That's so dumb. It's clever. I'll give it to you. And you got a gambit profile picture. It's pretty good. I want to use that. That's pretty good.

He fucking tricked me. This fucking piece of shit, this fucking stu-odan. Fucking kill him. This fucking moving on. Just fucking twickening him. Fucking blackbirds. He's fucking doing black things. He's doing black things.

Black shit. Like, fucking watch a Dragon Ball Zia or something. Dragon Balls-Zee and playing fucking 2K. You can go pee? Oh, wow. This is the first time, huh? I think it's the first time he's ever had to step out. He's never had the chance.

Yeah. He's just pissing all over the poor. Just so you know, the toilet. there doesn't work and it's just for show. I was not pissing your sink. So is the sink. So is the room. It's all inflatable.

I touch it and it falls in it. It evaporates in the smoke. What the fuck? That would be so impressive. What have I been pissing it to? Just a fucking, I don't know. Turtles are open mouth. He's imagining it.

He's imagining pissing. The king of whack bastards. Tank is the trash man. Sweetie's four-ply ribs. King of Halifazard. Elsa Curedick Snark Tank's resident V-tuber.

Yeah. Derek Nauchaman is in his instance, and hashtag free him. You know what's great about this? So we're going to clip this, right? Okay. And we're going to pretend like he's late again. Like we just started. I like that.

Hey guys, well in the Snark Tank podcast. Guess who's here on time? Guess who's not? Every day. Every day with this fucking guy. Have anything to say for yourself? I'm fucking Ugh

You don't sound the same Yeah, you sound a little sick You sound a little sick there Are you okay You need to take some like Advil or something I don't take medicine Oh yeah that's right I forgot about that you were okay

Yeah you don't do anything You're all so pure You don't even have caffeine in you don't even do anything You don't work you don't I don't work I work or work I can't fucking answer emails when I remember every fucking six weeks.

Yeah, good. Remember when I told you to stop taking all the money out at random intervals in the fucking month and screwing up the way that we do our fucking inventory? No. Oh, my God, I'm gonna read that. I'm gonna keep going to.

The Snark Tank's resident v-tuber, Derek Notchavin is insane at hashtag free him. Round-died Asian can't make... You're what I mean, Chris? You're mean. You're mean to me. I'm going to play Marble Rivals and forget about all this. All right, man.

If that's what helps you, I mean. Yeah, good luck with that, dude. I don't know why you play that Chinese crap. Yeah. I like Chinese crap. My friend Ming used to shit in my mouth after school. My favorite meal. Chinese shit.

It's really funny names. The Key of Hamazard, that N. Ord Triple H should have died as a baby. Triple H? Wait, what? Who? That N. Edward Triple H should have died as a baby.

That's crazy. What did he go to? I don't hate him that much. He does. I mean, I lost all my respect from him when he fucking, you know, that whole thing. but, um, um, oh my God, Booker T. Oh, yeah.

When he, like, called him like a nappy. Like, he basically, it was like a whole racist angle. And then, cool. He still lost. Like, you don't get racist. You don't get berated and then lose too. You're supposed to, like, it was such a weird, because I know he had enough clout to make that happen. And that, to me, that immediately was like, I fucking hate this guy.

He's me shit. And now he's, uh, sucking the dick of TKO, which is turned. What did you think was going to happen? You partner with these fucking Goliaths, these Ari Emanuel and his fucking brother or whatever. And then all of a sudden they turned it into a fucking advertisement. And then now people are putting like Dominic Mysterio has dude wipes logo on one of his merches. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? It's just, it's just advertisement now.

And I'm like, oh yeah, of course the product was going to get fucking worst. Like, I don't know. I used to love that thing. I used to love wrestling. It used to be fun. I mean some of the other promotions are good WWE is fucking garbage Well I'm sure there's a lot of people I still like it

But I think you you should stop watching it I'm just saying don't support anymore It's like I'm not really even supporting the UFC anymore Like you can watch now pay per views on Paramount Plus For like what 12 bucks a month or whatever it is I'm not even paying for it I can't I just I can't fucking do it man It's Dana Y is the biggest piece of shit ever

It's a fucking wife beating Like if he said that about Triple Lens H, I mean, what he said about Triple H, he said about Dana White, I could fully agree. Dude not actually died his baby. Oh, Dana White has a nightmare that leads him dying. Would you go back in time to kill baby Dana White? Because, like, I would say, so, I would say, why not? Because all of those people who became famous, all those people who became famous

through the UFC would have just became famous on other promotions. Yeah. Like there was Pride FC, there was Strike Force, there was a WEC, there was all these promotions that were huge and then the UFC absorbed all of them. So they still would have been around. Wario's DUI lawyer. Chopsui, but it's all words. What?

I don't know. I fucked up. I was like, what does that mean? But it's words. It's words. Chop suey, but all the words are grenade. Gotcha. I guess all the instruments are words too.

Like everything's words? Yeah. How would that work? I don't know. I guess it would just be the song still. Oh, I guess it would just be Acapella, right? Guitar, strum, guitar. I guess if you're saying Acapella makes sense, but I'll try to make it worse.

Like, everything needs to be, like, every guitar strum needs to be a word. So, like, maybe even like the Aumontopoeia, like, strum. Yeah. So it's like strum, strum, strum, strum, strum, strum, strum, strum, strum, strum, then the drums. Dumb to drum Dum Dumb to drum Un fucking listenable

Unfucking listenable Jesus Christ I'm going to spin Maybe five minutes Doing that intro Like that Just to see how it comes out It's ass

I mean Of course it'll be ass It sounds like fucking Twinkling stars And fucking bullshit Stumishum Shum shum Shum shum

Shum Shum shum shum Shum shum Shum drum drum shum Some Three hours Voices Voices, voices, voices, voices, voices, voices, voices.

It's fucking garbage. Voice, voice, voice, voice, voice, voice. Voice. Voice. Voice. Queens is, dude. Voices, voice, voice, voice. Queen of Fab Hazard, shooting web, spider cast, shot on, Uncle Don.

Bald, blue-eyed German man waiting for the Expedition 33 movie with Sween as a lunet flying around the screen. Three-D Sonic games are literally perfect. Perfect, only surpassed by Custer's Revenge. You're dumb. Custer's Revenge. I'm a Sonic fan. Do you know that?

No, what is that? That's an Atari video game that was based on, I think, it was a porn game. And it was, I think it was like a cowboy or something, like a general. I know what General Custer is. Yeah, it was General Custer and he's raping the Native Americans. Oh, my God. You just unlocked a memory for me. Did you play that game?

No, no. Were you there? I played pitfall on Atari. legitimately, which is kind of crazy. I'm just old enough to where there was an Atari in a house. Right. And then, what do you mean? You don't know pitfall?

Yeah, he does. What? You're running across and then you do the vines. You swing on the vine. Don't get bitten by the alligators. There's snakes underground. Yeah, okay. It's like the first real platformer, right?

I'm pretty sure. I think so. Yeah. I think so. I know what it is. Yeah. So I actually played real pitfall. It's awful.

Especially since Nintendo was a thing. Right. So we had an Atari in the house, and then my parents bought, I was probably like three years old at my first memories playing Super Mario Land 2. And then playing Atari and I'm like, what the fuck is, what is this? Why is this in the house? Like it's so bad compared to Nintendo. It's so funny looking back because like you look at Mario and like any Atari game and you're like, Atari is clearly less detailed. Yeah. These are arguably on the same level of like primitive. Some of them, especially the first.

The first Super Mario is barely better than that's our own. Yeah, I like the first Super Mario, but, like, I remember, Super Mario felt at the time so much better than anything on Atari, and it's so funny because it looks equivalently shit. Like, it really is, there's not much. I would love to, is the, can you play the original Mario on Switch? I wonder. Is that available through, like, the, um, I imagine you have to be.

I think I might do that. Like, I really loved that game. That's not my favorite. Fuck you. Mario World 3, or 3. Oh, well, Super Mario. World is my favorite. Super Mario World is the best one.

It is. Big fan of Yosin Island, too. Really big fan of Yosuzis Island. It's good. My grandmother hated the island. Why? The noises? The noises?

Oh. And then she's like, turn this off. Turn this bullshit off. She hated that. Look, as an adult, I would probably feel the same. She's an adult from an island where magic is still probably real. So imagine. And during.

all the bullshit she's seen and then having a deal with her little stupid as grids and that sucks at the game that's not progressing has to hear that shit all the time. Do you know what's crazy? I had a thought. I had a thought recently that kind of made me sad where I was like I was watching like a clip of Ed and Eddie. Yeah. And Jimmy was talking.

You know Jimmy, right? Yeah. From Edanetti he's like the guy with the retainer. He's got the whiny voice. Right. I remember hearing. I remember being like damn. I do not remember Jimmy sounding this fucking annoying. I do not remember these people sounding this fucking garish and

obnoxious. And it dawned on me, it's like, oh, I'm old now. Yeah. I'm old now. Like, I think literally, like, my ears work differently. Yeah. Yeah, that's... Because it fucking unbearable. Like, Jimmy, the way Jimmy speaks

is so much worse than you remember it. I don't think I remember it quite well. Like, I know who he is. I know his moments. I feel similar about a Cosmo's voice. I like his old voice. His original voice is funny. Yes, it was way better. His most of the pilot's perfect.

It's way better. Magic. Yeah. Ooh. Then he became, Ah, I'm Cosmo. I'm like, bro.

That's me. Cosmo. Like, I was already like, I was already like bothered, you know, a little bit. What are you doing?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not. Is that Osama been a lot? I'm making the thumbnail right now. That looks fucking crazy. I just look over and you're pinch zooming in and out of like a picture of Osama in a lot of with no,

I was, I didn't even, it didn't even dot on me how stupid, how weird this looks right now. I looked fucking. I have a picture of his own head on my phone. I wouldn't have noticed if Kixen didn't look, look perplexed. I just was, I was talking and then I like, I was like, oh, let me, let me work and talk at the same time. And then. I got to shave. He made me feel like I need to shave. You felt dirty after that. Sorry, I need to, because like, I didn't, I, I picked a purposefully, um, so I really need a picture of him looking forward, but I was like, oh, no, this is better. Like, he's looking a little bit to the side. You know, you know, you can do. Let me see. You want to get him looking forward? What you could do is cut his head in half and mirror that side.

Mirror the side of what I mean? It would look fucking disgusting. Let me, I'm going to duplicate it so I don't fuck this one. You guys are actually terrorist. You don't know anything. What? All right, let me do, I'm going to duplicate it so I can leave this. You guys are as bad as he was.

worse in some cases Yeah I was gonna say actually At least he liked Naruto What about you fucking I love I was crazy we outlived him Surprisingly Yeah

No we outlived him age wise How did we do that No way Oh did we really? How old was no way Samadlan was 31 years old That is fucking You're lying

What the fuck? That's crazy Do you remember this He was in his early 50s I think There was something actually Weird about this And I remember

The mainstream narrative about Osama because like videos kept coming out about him later, later and later but he had no gray hair. And everyone was like, what the fuck's going on? Like he has great, because like, we all know him

with some gray and there was coming out with later videos with no gray. And I saw like mainstream people saying, oh no, they dye their beers during wartime. I never looked it up to see if that's true because that just sounded so fucking fake to me. I just don't care about it. That sounds very fake.

It was one of those things where I'm like, Like, no, they're recycling old shit of him, right? Obviously. And but then like it was such a brazen, like, people were trying to act like you're a conspiracy theorist for questioning it. It was weird. It was a weird because everybody was saying this niggas been on dialysis for a long time. There's no way surviving in a cave on a dialysis machine.

He's dead. So when Obama came out and all them said that they killed him, I'm like, that niggas been dead for forever. And then you would want, why would you throw him in the fucking ocean? Like it's fucking fake. Exactly. That's why it was so weird. That's why it was so weird. It was such a weird thing. I'm like, nigga, I'm not even. Yeah, what was it they said?

They said, like, we gave him a, like, a traditional Muslim funeral or something. Yeah, they gave him like some. To honor him. He was like, why? What? Osama bin Laden? Do you remember the, do you remember the footage they captured? Yes.

Oh, sorry. I mean, sorry. They're in the war room watching the raid. Do you remember that picture of like Obama? I think Hillary's in the room. And like he's, yeah, he's fucking like, who. He's looking. And then, like, I think it's Hillary.

It could be somebody else, but I remember someone's like, oh, Making a... It's the... It's the... It's... I remember who it was. It was... Who was it?

It was... Oh, my God. What the fuck was her name? Oh, my God. I just had it. It was too long ago for me. I don't remember. Fuck me.

Joe Scott? No. Who? Oh, my God. Who was in that room? You didn't say Jill Scott, did you? Did I? I don't know.

The R&B singer? Rosie O'Donnell. I don't know. Did you? Shut the fuck up. Star Tanks' Honorary leftist, Chris Fett. Gay gun.

Let me see. Look at this cunt. Look at what this guy's doing to me. That's crazy. This guy's making me so fat. That's a real picture with a fucking rainbow. With a fucking woke. Fucking rope rainbow flag fucking tie.

That's fucking funny, dude. That's so gross. I hate seeing myself fat. This doesn't make sense. Oh, no, it was her. Jill Scott? Yeah, it was Jill Scott. The arm, is there another?

Because Jill Scott, I'm unaware of. Claire she is covering her mouth. Like, she's like, oh, even though you know she's unfazed by everything. Yeah, she doesn't care. We came, we saw like, what is it? There's that video. You saw like they died or what was it? Well, there was that video, too, of Hillary Clinton blending a dog in the situation.

I forgot about that. And then you see, like, Bill's, like, doing the, you know, shock face. Bill's there. somehow. Yeah, look at there's Obama. He's, like, so seriously engaged. He's so like, oh, yeah. Man, got to really,

I've got to really focus on what's happening. I'm really invested in these people I've never fucking met in my entire life. And then fucking there, she's like, oh, my God, this is the worst thing I've ever seen. And then this fat guy's like, I want a fucking donut. I want a fucking donut.

I want a fucking donut. There's goals like, I just want to rape children. Why aren't their children in this room right now? Where's the children? Wait, after the photo op. We'll bring the children in. I want to taste thin dick residual on my donut. This photo, I hate this photo so much.

Did you see that video of Alex Jones being like, he's talking about Trump and he's like, it's like we're looking at the, it's like we're looking at the Mad King George. He said that? He said that, which is crazy. You imagine getting like, to be so crazy that like Alex Jones is like,

he's fucking crazy. This guy's out of his mind. It's like we're looking at a mad king. The Mad King George is like, I really, I think we, I want him to be on the show one day and be like, I think it's time. To resort to, you know, last resort.

Beetlejuice, beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice. Just everything out there is. What's up, niggas? Hi, nigger. Who is the character that we had is like, uh, niggia juice? I don't know. We didn't, it said niggie juice. There was something, though.

You did have a beetle juice character. Wait, wasn't it, was it not Alex Jones? Oh, it might have been. Was it not? No, no. It was Alex. Was it Alex juice? It was Alex juice?

It was Alex juice. Oh, and then there was cash juice. Cash Mattel. Oh, yeah. San Valella. Swing set. Swing set for Gt, shut up, shut up. Thugzilla, the 70th anniversary, box set only 5899.

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Pretty cool. Pretty cool. I will pay for a third camera that runs the whole time so we can get a patron-exclusive Swino Vision. Can you all gaslight Sweenian becoming a trans woman? Yes. Yes. As a matter of fact.

Big meaty stinks. Canola Joe. The King of Papazard, gay actor Rosebud Delicious. Chewing dick like a lot. Laffy taffey. Sorry I can. I had a burrito. Kingston goes to all the trouble of getting glasses and refuses to get a normal looking wig.

Heath watching a Japanese Taco Bell from Venezuela. Kids. Trump voice, the purple people eater will pay the freaky chicken. I knew that idea was good. I knew that idea was good when I thought it. Look at front face and Obama. Or Osama.

Osama. I don't like that. He could cut off his face off and then. You can dole- That is that. That is so much funnier than I thought it would be. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'll eat it. Front facing a front facing,

hacked Osama Midlavin. That doesn't even look like a person. This bin Laden is looking at him like, what the fuck is that? What is, what have you talked to me? What if he wakes up like that? He's just like, what is this? What is this? Inshallah.

Inshallah, I need to go. I don't need to be here. Obama, I'm ready. The second you said, like, I need him turning. I was like, wait, brain blast. I had, like, a Jimmy Dutrod fucking brain blast. That would look fucking garbage. Oh, my God.

There you go. I'm going to put him on a mobile suit body. It looks, it looks like more appropriate, too, because it's, like, symmetrical. It's, like, kind of robot. It's kind of, it does. All right, let me clean it up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gids.

Trump voice, the people leader will pay. The purple people eater will pay. The freaky chicken, Sweenie getting glasses, and still not being able to read. It's crazy. Ken Dick Lamar, Mr. Orl and the big anal. So stupid. I'm still goblin insulation like it's cotton candy. Go ahead.

Speak a little Chinese form, Derek. Rosebud delicious. The ing on my king till he of haphazards. You okay there? That's hot. He's not okay. He's tilting his head. He's not, yeah, he's not doing so well.

Sween, just do it. Don't be a bitch. Swallow Derek's colon. That's... No. Stop asking me that. Ew. The queen of systematic.

Hey, guys, hold on a minute. Derek and Kingston, you are Monicas. That's all. Cardboard pie. What are we? My knickers. Oh, my knickers. Cool. Nice. They were talking about the R&B sensation, Monica. Fucking phenomenal artists.

Remember Brandy and Monica had a song? Yeah, Brandy Love, yeah. Yeah. Horror is beyond your comprehension. No, not that, Brady, trust me. This is the only brandy I know. Trump be like wore the win, not did Iran day. Did Israel and U.S. guest did hello.

That is so backwards speaking. Why is it insane? That's like, that's like if Yoda had a stroke. The boy's mine. The boy is mine. It's a good song, man. Have you guys watched the new season of the boys?

What the fuck? They're on tour right now. Yeah, they are. The boy is mine tour. What the hell? What a coincidence? That is not enough. I don't trust in love.

That boy is mine. Dog, that era, there were so many great female artists That era, then they all just disappeared. I miss when R&B was peak, man. It's good music. We still got good R&B, but it's just not the same. It ain't peak.

It's just not the same. It's just not, like, nobody's investing the money into it, into the artist. You know, it's like everybody else. It's like, you know, jelly roll. It's like them. Once they, okay, we took advantage of this space and now we're abandoning it kind of a thing. R&B. Like, so all the A&R people, all the fucking wigs were like, okay, cool.

We got all our money out of it. Now we're not going to support them anymore. Yeah, because R&B now stands for retarded. and unlistenable. Oh. Oh, I don't, I thought it was going to be raping butts. Rhythm and blues. I thought it was raping butts.

Repeat it. Repeat it. Maybe I've hit him one more time if I get somewhere. Acknowledge me. You ever say something that you, you ever say something as a joke and then somebody laughs and then you get, like, you like, smile a little bit and do you realize they were laughing at like something they saw on their phone or something?

Yeah, and you're like, oh, motherfucker. It's like the worst feeling. Oh, motherfucker. Horrors beyond your comprehension. Can you guys add to slash revisit the suck and fuck list you guys did for extra ammo? I'll remake the list and link it for you. Well, you haven't. That is true.

Dope. Dope them and dope them and rope them is crazy. That's insane. It sounds not good at all. No, it's a Diddy fucking move. Oh, no. That did he's command grab. Dope and rope.

It is command grab. You're asleep. Now you're bound Now you have the bound status Dude I love that documentary Where that guy was like making fun of the way he raps Oh that's so good That clip is fucking great

These are my fools Yeah the way he was that I would love to To see the footage of that Of him like trying to lay down these tracks And just struggling horribly Because I've worked with somebody like that before Where

They can rap along with you Like we're trying to teach this guy to spit like just 16 bars and we were wrapping it back to him but as soon as it was time for him to do it it just didn't make sense. I'm like how are you able to do it with us and then when you're by yourself he would just I don't know I didn't understand

it was it was kind of I imagine that's what it was like with with Diddy. Got the most content on the continent and constant compliments give me confidence that's not a bad bar you gotta have flow with that though What? Flow? Like period blood?

Ew. Ew. Ew. Gross. Someone call Israel. Get me out of here. They airlift him out. That's very, uh, very kosher of you.

What? Emphatic sween on epitaph, saying epitome, hiding an epipen from an epipel epileptic because he called him an epi-igre See, I was gonna say M&M until that last part Yeah Or Eminem wishes I guess

I think I want to read these anymore I think I'm just tired I quit Four weeks What'd you say? Oh, I was just trying to rap like Eminembourg Four weeks since episode 399 Oh, how do fuck is Turbin up?

What happened? Ha ha ha ha I can't like How'd I fuck his turban up? Oh man! Like my finger touched his turban at some point And like I'm too far into it to like I can't undo all this shit

Oh Oh no Contant on the competent I gotta fucking like It's a compass It's a compass Okay I'm gonna trim his turban Fuck

Trim the turban Damn it man Trim the turban Win the war Dude doing this shit with fingers It's a fucking stupid It's hard yeah Goon devil

The man without coms Ccarecrows in the dungeon. Scarecrows in the dungeon. And they're like, so? Right, right, right. So dumb. Booty Wonderland, Earthwinded dick. I swear I got a bung poofoo.

I'm not touching it. Classic. I find bromance. And when I start to dance, Booty Wonderland, hey, hey, dance, Boutherland, King of hapazard. Don't do that again.

That was an accident. Okay, don't do it again, though. Please do it again. Stop. I didn't do it. That was... Shove the fucking table as hard as I guess. Shove the table so much.

It's like it cuts me at half. It cuts you in half and Derek is not there anymore. Derek is out the window. I'm sorry, guys. You're not getting gayer. You're not getting gay or you're just getting gay. Smishy the Gay, Mr. Jimmy Jam, gay man's secret identity, Bruce Gay, an heirloom jism.

Daniel Plainview, King Dad and his deaf son equals sweet. Alex Jones, after watching the Snark Tank, they're turning the songs, gay. Nice. Purposely running over butterflies. when mowing. Maycar, bodyguard's skepticism, sister openfield. Star Coffee,

ass-sweenston's Cuee 4, Black Effsler. First, citizen of haphazard, eush, forget 9-11, to fight terror. I fucking beg you to look up Genesis Spider-Man's Funhouse League. We did that in the last episode. Oh, yeah. Fucking bewildering.

I'm still like, what? I shared it again this morning. I saw Elvis the Alien talk about like, I don't know, like best video game soundtracks or whatever, and I just, I just said that, I just said that to him. You're not ready for this. I wonder where my favorite one is. I actually don't know what my favorite one is.

Silk song's probably my favorite. Oh, really? Songs that are amazing. I would maybe say a Halo game. I feel like this is probably not true. It's really good. I feel like I'm too old. Halo ODST is very, very good.

ODST is probably the best one. Soundtrack wise. I fucking beg you to look up to Dennis. I read that already. Cut my shit. poo-poo-p-p-p this is my cut cut my shit

poop-poo-p-p-p this is my doo-do fart so this guy wrote very sick man band I like that a lot I've heard of be called dudu-in so fucking long man

yeah there's do-to feces dude dude dude dude dude dude-dhese is so insane dudeu-feeze

who the fuck taught him that bangor right banger he should have wrote a song called do-to-feasis a moon dudea feces

Perfect impression It's perfect To do feces It's like It's like he's like I don't even know how to describe it It's like he's stuttering Yeah

But he doesn't even begin It's kind of like some animation You ever like when they're like struggling Like he was an adlib First adlep Come on He sounds like a beatboxing roach He doesn't do it very often, but he does do it

He definitely did a lot more than I thought When I think I was watching like a compilation of All the all the When did he start doing shit like that? That was like after thriller Yeah And when he started doing he he I did because I was trying

And there's like What about everything? What a few he hees? What about us? What about us? Oh, the come on his face. What about us There's semen everywhere

What about us They're gonna lie to me about some kid bullshit What about it I only sleeping with them I swear he ain't fucking him I like that song where he goes Kike me Jumee He says that

It's a real That's a real Michael Jackson's song They don't really care about us Yeah Is that in the song He'll the World That's crazy My Jaffe is for you

What about us Like heal the world Make it a better place without you. Because it's bad. It's bad. Israel. Yeah.

Israel's bad. You fucking imagine in the 80s? That would be... People dancing there right out to fucking Israel slander. That's crazy.

Like, I mean, wow, he's way out of his time. Yeah. Stars, specialized technicians and restoration services. Craig, the Canadian King in the North. It's your boy,

Shawnee D. The court jester of haphazard. Egg Rock is this true. And finally the real king of has. I'm warning you about to stay there of Israel. I'm out. they're wilding out And it's real gay

And no genocide Should ever be mentioned If you want to make the world A better place You kind of want to But if he was just like a hardcore Zionist He was actually like a hardcore like Oh he like

I bet he would to save face Israel is the best country It's just a place A place where choose can be free But Palestinians are welcome But the Palestinians Must flee He

We are We are the chosen ones In the music video is him's lobbing Fucking grenades over the wall He's just stepping on the heads of babies And they're like It's like lighting up He's standing on the head of a Palestinian child

And he's doing his league Oh my god Smooth Israel You've been struck by Smooth Israel And it's like What What?

It's the fucking Stereotypical song Oh my God All right And the real king of papassar Oh no God damn it I hate when it shoots up Oh no

Oh, yeah. Oh, there we go. Okay. Sweeney humor would be like, what if instead of the Lion King, it was fucking, I don't know, who cares? Fuck you. If I had nine lives, I would blow my shit smooth off eight times over minor inconveniences in front of people. True. I would at least, I would waste one of them on some stupid fucking thing.

Oh, yeah. If I had nine straight lives, I would definitely, I would definitely, as a show of intensity, absolutely kill myself to avoid doing something I didn't want to do. like you've just like oh you gotta go to the wedding yeah bam hey take out the trash Derek easy easy

can you reheat the can you reheat the leftovers oh that's crazy make them collide in your head yeah two bullets

shooting shooting two bullets through both of your temples and having the bullets meet in the middle and explode your brain oh I like that the hollow points so the fuck

fucking the charts go everywhere You look like You look at an hourglass I'm just gone. I love that. Oh man I can't wait to that

I mean Nothing I want to look like little baby the year guy Just beat Diablo too Bann horrible Moving on to Uncharted Yes I'll play one first

Pornow the year guy Just finished down Let's move on Let's go BART time The top The top pornoes of the year Must be interesting

man must be a fucking Seeing the production Remember when porn You still look old And then it started Not looking old Remember that point Yeah yeah yeah

I don't like how clear it is. It's weird. It's not atmospheric. I don't like that. Like, I think, like, cell phone footage is where I'm, that's where I still like. If I, if there's anything I want to see, it still looks more personable. Like, that

studio shit to me, it's like, it's... Yeah, there's too much women in porn in general. Like, make it more just men. Yeah. Okay, well, in sixth grade, in sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at the footage of the Challenger Explosion, and finally, rounding out our list, the king of drip has. House of Leaves by Mark Daniel Lewis, Danny Lewis, more so like House of Piss by Derek Blackman.

Dick's so dirty. They call me Richard Nixon. Obi won't you blow me. Colin double down. It's me, Mormon Mario. Ben 10, watch that lets you turn into 10 different sex offenders. Kremlin to Gremlin. Where can I find Snark Tank furry art?

Furry art? Yeah. Well, somebody can commission it, I guess. If you want. Derek's Long & Watch Chinese friend, Meg. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out to him.

You know him, right? Kaysam. Me? Yeah, he knows. He knows me. You know, me? I don't know a damn me. You know, you know me?

Get it. Get it? Yeah, no, no, a damn man. We heard you talk about me. Mi Guan, Ria, until you die, Billy. Me going to kill you with me, Kong, me going to Kiki and Seaman, Stephen, Billy. We're going to leave you dead in the street. Shamwell guy went on Tim Gast.

Was it the thing you said? Like, I'm a sham. Wow. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Tim Pool is also getting fucking reamed lately online. Oh, is he still, like, is he, like, still on his, is he not jumped off the train? I don't actually know.

I don't care. Yeah, I haven't, like, usually any of my Tim. He is crazy, though. So I haven't watched them in a long time. Yeah, I haven't watched a lot of that stuff. Last but not least, King, by the matter. I miss my Emma. I miss Emma Viglin.

It's me. Stop hitting on me, Derek. I'm married now. The hottest woman in the world. I am married. I'm a married female. Derek, stop hitting on me. Married Emma Viglin.

Tony Soprano in Balders Gate 3, fucking every woman, a goblin in the goblin cam, and then every female Gith Yankee in the observatory, Wachshlay 583. The Jelker, want to know how I got these cars? By the way, dude, the Jelker, like Taco 3D or whatever. He's making some crazy shit. He has like the whole hologram sequence set up for...

I got to talk to that guy. I followed him back because I was just like, this works really fucking good. It's shitpost stuff, but it's like it's high-quality shit. Right. I'm looking forward to seeing whatever the fuck. We need that again. We need that.

Yeah, we got a lot of good art. We just don't pay attention to it. as much as we should. Right, yeah. The Prince of all haphazards, Donk, Donkerson, gay thoughts, or son-daughter. The Papini Brothers presents, or hoping that Hideo Kedima gets to voice

in the last episode of Smiling Friends. P.P., the bastards added a 50-character limit here. What is this? Elypsis. I want to know, have you ever been gay coming on gay? Superbat, Yawai Connoisseur, Dr. Jonas Cumbrave. John Strickland, ceasefire didn't even last 24 hours.

Classic. Israel It's The first church of key David presents Straight crackers From planet

Earth Y'all should write a big bang Theory movie Don't worry We got that written down Pre-Raz The Broke-Krogan experience

Horny MLK Be like Horny MLK Be like Ah, I have to cream I like it Not bad Fucky fucking fucking fucking crazy

Napster of Puppet Would you say? I was saying MLK porn would be pretty fucking crazy wouldn't it? Yeah. You would watch it, right?

No. Ever heard of Chuck Barry's fucking sex tapes? I don't care. You should. They're crazy. Chuck Perry's a fucking TV. You said dip his balls in a vat of boiling shit. Yeah.

It's not that far off. It's fucking crazy. Then they would shrink. And they would shrink and be like, oh, my Chuck Barry's. Chuck Barry's. What is the Big Bang theory? What if the Big Bang was going, a gun going on the God's mouth? King Dad of Haphaazard.

Mecca bin Laden's sword is just a really big plane. Yes Yes How the fuck did we not think of that? That's good stuff, dude That's ridiculous I'm ashamed That is great

Monkey I'm ashamed Why didn't even That's so easy It's such a giv It's a box upon my family For not thinking of that better That motherfucker was watching it He was listening

And he was like what the Where's the plane? Where's the plane sword? You dumb bitch Don't Don't call it a comeback I never stopped coming Monkey Monks Monastery of Hephazard

Young Sween's dad King of Hephazard Calling three days Three days late for his birthday asking for money Put half-eaten food next to a coma guy. Give false hope. What?

What does that mean? What does that mean? Explain it to me. I think I'm missing something. He won't be able to drink it. So it's like, oh, you might be able to. You know? I don't know if I get it.

I don't think it's very well, well done. Oh, well. I think as much as you get, that's what's there. Well, Gears War reboot featuring the friendly, misunderstood locus. Dixote's O'Don Dixote. Girls used to call me DeSquid. Now they call for head. Yep.

Help. Bow-de-bow-d-bow-wow. Cratos, picking up my mirror and kissing him for nine straight minutes. President LiveLeak. President Live League. Fucking Jordan. Nice. I guess. No, you didn't say, of course.

I tested you. It wasn't Jordan. Jordan was actually the one that you insulted. It was put half-eaten food next to the coma to give him false hope. Oh. We've got some beef. So it makes me believe that he woke up and ate a little bit. He went back to sleep.

Oh. Oh, that's fucking, I thought you were trying to convince the guy in the Coleman. I'm like, he's not really there. When he woke up, he was up for a bit. That's crazy, putting, that's insane, actually. That's pretty mean. He's getting better, right? No.

Jordan, your mind is actually so devious. It, like, eclipses mine. That's insane. A Neolithic caveman wearing Bozo the clown's pelt as a trophy. Episode number stagnation is a recession indicator. Chris flicker-gooning the head of his twunk cock to the Brian Noem photos to completion seconds before the show starts. Bro, I, sorry, Ms. Jackson.

I was watching Kyle, and he was like, and he mentioned, it's Brian and not Byron. And I was like, no shit, because if you do just look at it real quick, because it's Brian with a Y and an, like, the way that his name is spelled, if you look at it really fast, because like, you know how Byron is normally spelled. So he has a Brian that's a little bit because Brian has a Y in there. He has a Y in there. So I was like, oh, shit. annoying.

Yeah, he's one of those weirdos. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, Peasants, Graham, Ethereum has the past because he took a lot of his hard ass. Well, his parents, I guess, are weird. Progeny Hunter's, fermented cream pie, frying bacon with my shirt off, Charles Entertainment Kirk,

and the original king of haphazard with the new and improved fauxpaccharging. It's an O, too. Rounding out our list, the king of haphazard. Like, it's not even an A, it's an O, Brian. Breon! That's why, like, if you look at it real quick,

you could just think, like, Byron real quick. Oh, yeah. That's fucking annoying. I'm like, ew, no wonder. why he's on to that tit stuff. Like, he didn't have a chance. His name was fucked up. His name was all wrong.

So you know, my parents, they just, they just fuck your, they don't give your kids a chance sometimes, man. It's like me, my fucking, my name Derek, it's spelled with fucking two Ws, four X's, and a zero. Bye.