The Snark Tank - #401: Mecha Bin Laden

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

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Welcome to the Snartek. You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeting, sit back in for some glazing glory. No one that's like under 70 likes Grateful Dead. I'm sorry. There is not a single person alive on this earth that is under 70 years old. I have a few of their songs on my main point. playlist. I don't believe you at all. Do you see it? No.

Even if you showed me, I'd be like, oh, that's a fake you that's photo shot. That's a fake playlist that you fit it. That's AI. It's an AI fucking list. That's crazy. Sweetie's wearing a grateful shirt that he's been wearing every single day for the last week. I've been in my bag. I've been in my bag. My different genres of music. I've been trying to really

diversify them. Yeah. What's the most recent dive that you've done? I've been really into Olivia Dean. Who's that? She's a British singer. Really good singer. Was it like jazz or what would she do?

Probably more soul music, I guess. More like soul love music, I guess. Anyone else like not boring? You've been listening to you? Who else? You've been listening to any penis music? A little bit of Luf Vandross lately. A little bit of some sexual.

Like you're trying to like just get me wine house every now and then. Oh, the brand new. She's not real. artist. Yeah, I don't even know what that is. Who else?

I got some wine house Like is she just a house full of wine? What is that? She could have been something. She shouldn't make it. Welcome to the Stargake podcast.

The house of grape juice. It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek. It's him. Look at him. Sweeney. He's grateful that he's been wearing every single day

for the last several weeks. Okay. For the last year, straight. Looks all right. For every day. It's looking pretty spiffy. Yeah.

He bades him. himself in the shirt. Yeah. Which would actually make it. It would actually be so fucked. Yeah. It would actually be like completely colorless. I think so if that's the case, if that's what he's actually doing, I'm, I'm very

impressed by the quality of that shirt. And I think I will buy one. Yeah, I think I might buy that exact shirt. Can I buy it off you? How much for the shirt? A little bit of Daddy Yankee every now and then. All right. Well, we're with the Star Jank 5.

It's be Chris. Tim again. I just want to do that again. Like three post malone. No, no, we can. I just restart it. There's no more post Malone. He's really popular, but it's not...

Well, he's all country now. Yeah, he's not popular. He just completely did a... He pulled anti-McMiller and was like, I don't really fuck with hip-hop no more. They're all doing it, man. Is he actually a country guy now? Of course.

They're all doing it. What's a jelly roll? They're all... They all do that. He's on a Zempik, so he's on a Zemps. I never knew who... They all do that. I still to this day, don't know who jelly roll is.

I mean, you don't need to know. It's just more like, like, oh, I understand what you are. They are white artists. that come into black spaces, they exist there. The moment they're like, hey, do you respect black art? They're like, I'm out and they go to country music. And it's like, oh, you're awesome. They go where the money's safe, you know, whether you don't have to be good to actually

make a lot of money. So it's easier. You can have flops. Like saying hip hop, if you flop, it could actually ruin your career. You can recover, but it's harder to recover. Who's recovered from flopping you think as an artist? I think only one genuinely. Damn, that's a good question.

Oh, and hip hop specifically? Only one. Who, who you got? Nas. I was actually going to say that. I was going to say that. What was his flop? What was his flop?

The album, pretty much his two. He made an album of Kanye. Kanye fucked him over entirely. Yeah, that's true. And then he made an album right out before that, the one where he made, um, I know, not that. No, no, is it? I know.

I was still Madick. No, Stomatic was fine. Who's the guy with the clear CD? It was fine. The one after that, I think was the one I was fucked. Who's the guy with a clear CD on the cover? someone has a clear CD you know what I mean like is the cover oh chance the rapper didn't he have like a fucking

his wife album and then he split up with her and then he made an album right after it was way better see that it was way better it was crazy but that was the first thing they came to mine that's a good that's a good that's a good that's a good one that's a good one and especially because yeah he made a you can tell he was not in his right mind I love my wife I love my wife like no one like bro who cares that was his that was the ad lib that was the ad lib What?

Ah? That's, yeah, whatever. I know what you're saying, though. Like, yeah, flopping. It's literally, it's like, I mean, countries all flops. It's like, I think there's good music in that space. There is, there is. There is.

The problem is that the quality of the music. No, you know, it's the fans. So consistently doesn't have to be great. It's the fan because the Pokemon. The fans. Real shit. What is the, the, like, the gospel, that's wrong. But like white church music or whatever.

It's not about the quality. It's just about. what you're saying. That's why that fucking fish kiss fish guy. He can make the most basic fucking song. The fish kiss guy. Yeah. What,

Lee Bryce or Bryce Lee, whatever, his name's something like that. Yeah, Bryce Dallas Howard. Yeah. You can make the most basic song everybody saying, I want to drive trucks. What?

Bryce Dallas Howard. No, no, that's, no, that's, you're thinking of Hayden Penit's the air. Sorry, they're all just, okay, got you. Is it Brian South has a redhead? I don't know what the fuck.

I don't know. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what's happening. She's a girl from Jurassic Park. She's a bad attack. She got a big old booty, dude. Oh. She got a fat her ass when her.

I was like, what were having a hidden pit at here? She kind of, I thought she was going to do like a bigger deal. She was a national. I think she was and then she, until she just wasn't, right? I wonder if it was,

if it was, oh, cool, there's, these fucking people, these people have the nerve to bang on the floor at night because I'm screaming at 3 a.m. during marathon.

Screaming. How dare they? How dare they? It was 1130. 11.30 plus four more hours. A little pain. Telling time that way is crazy. Yes.

You're doing it. It's fucking 11.30 plus four hours. That's fucking crazy. What were we talking about? I just thought she was going to be. I wonder if it was... You know, she's really not old. She's like not much older than us at all.

Yeah, she's like our age, I'm pretty sure. She's like a... little older than we are. Like maybe 35. I know. But like I remember just thinking like, oh, she's gonna do, she seems like an up and coming.

And then she just didn't. Whatever it's because she just didn't want to. Sometimes people do that. Yeah. They have like a hit and then they're like, that's what I think. It's like that little kid from, Frankie Munez in the center.

Yeah, it's fucking, Dewey. Frankie Meers in the center. Malcolm of the, I earnestly forgot Malcolm in the middle. I mean, the show's bad. The little baby. He's in it.

Dewey. Yeah, he's not in the show. Well, he's not. No, no. He's the only one who didn't come back. Dewey's actually, I think he's in Harvard right now. He's a professor or something. He's like a student.

Yeah, he's a student. And so they asked him to come back and he's like, I don't want to act anymore. I'm good. And so they actually got, so he's going to appear on the show, the reboot or whatever as or the continuation, I guess,

as he's just going to be like on webcam. And they got an actor that looks like how Dewey would look if he grew up. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, he actually, the actor that they got looks more like Dewey than Dewey. than Dewey does. It's very odd.

Yeah. Yeah. Dewey now doesn't look like someone who the child version of is him. Yeah. He's one of those rare people that because I would say on average people, you can recognize people. Because like people that I grew up in the elementary school, I went to a private one. And so we all kind of scattered. And instead of like most people kind of have the same public school and the same middle school and they all grew up together.

So I had to like Find people like they're they're all over the fucking place And most people I still recognize And I think that's on average And then there's the person you're like Who the fuck's that? You know like who the fuck is that guy? You can cut to cut to Derek's class photo

And it's just him surrounded by people with like cleft palettes And like obviously obvious deformations Yeah I forgot to tell you All humans I forgot to tell you I went to a yeah A Kronymour school I went to a science experiment school

I went to this one to form of a black. I went to science experiment school. Yeah. They were trying to make a Spider-Man. They made a bunch. They made a bunch of people. Dude, my school is funny because some people, so some niggas with money showed up and they put it in two students showed up. Like so you can tell somebody who was in the hood got some money and they want my kids to be in private school. Man, it was so funny. I was sad because they only last of the week because these dudes were like oh wherever they were from you know like they were just always wowing out and shit because the first thing that they did the first day is like

oh let's play like army men or whatever and they started flipping over the tables in the thing and they were just fucking running cover and i was like this is the coolest thing i ever fucking seen they were just it was as if the teacher wasn't even there they couldn't care less what was happening i was i was a disruption to school but i was not like that yeah that is crazy i've never That is like an actual wild thing. I was a disruption absolutely in school, though. And I was just like, what is their school like? Because I wanted...

Exactly. They were the good kids. They were the fucking... They were the good kids. They were like, hey, these are good ones. That's crazy. They were like the shiny. They've got like bow ties and all their photos.

They're the best they got. They're hurling chairs at the fucking... One guy's like... It's like fucking like Whiplash. It's literally Shumaborath. One kid sits down and it's just fucking super groth for fucking Marvel too. Just fucking...

It's like, what the fuck? Blackheart. Who is Schumagrath again? The eye? The squid eye. Was that his name in the game? Schumagorath. I actually,

does he have a thing where it's like his name is different based on like, you're thinking of Shup Nogorath. That's another, that's another eldest being from, what's all of him? What does it say that again? Shup Nogorath. What, say the middle part.

Nogor? Nogorah. It's not, it's not, he purposely, he wanted to call it that. Yeah. But he knew it wouldn't age as well. Now, Shumagorath is O-G, and funny enough, I, so I, I, don't tell me you made Schumagrath. So, so, nobody mains Schumagrath.

No one made him. No one made him. No, but I loved him so much that I, I made a, a fake band. What I mean by fake band, we just kind of like, we're fucking around. Like, oh, I have a band called Shumagorath, and the first song is called Blood, Bath, and Beyond. Like, we, we're, we're just making stupid shit and horrible music. That's the name of a game. Is that real?

No. I'm not even joking. No. There's a game called Matt Hazard, Bloodbath, and Beyond. Ah. I mean, it's not. I was thinking of a Schumagor. I was like, there's no Schumagraph game.

No, no, no. That's impossible. Bloodbath and beyond. Eventually, I was like, somebody's going to do it. It was like this. Oh, yeah. As a teenager with no TM on it. It was the same thing with, I was starting a new band with my friends, and we had to.

You're really at the, you're spending way too much money. And this person's like, we just made a song to do word. If we don't have any money, you're spending thousands. You're not going to get anything from us I don't care I'm going to take everything you got Yeah why not You win $85

And then you have to pay and you pay the money 80 you pay back 14,000 And you're like Yeah Like one worth it Oh yeah one last They're somewhere Deep down

It might still exist on YouTube I had a I think three episodes of a podcast In 2013 called the Chaos Dimension And so Just show you that I was I was a I was a Schumagraph Mark

You are such a You are such a are such you are such a D&D kid that didn't play D&D. Yeah. Like you are so like if you were bounder to satanic panic, you would have absolutely been like one of the kids that would have been playing D&D out of spike. I would have fucking bother those people. I would have no deodorant.

I would, I would fucking be like the maidenless. I would, but I would be the best. Like if I grew up 10 years, if I was 10 years, I'm older and I grew up like I would have been over. I would be, you stop by a comic shop. Every once in while you spot one of those guys. Like there's the guy that's And I was like, ooh

You know You don't have to be like that anymore dude Like it's you can You can be You can be a nerd but cleanly Yeah I was like You can be a cleanly nerd That would exist

My uncle was the kind of nerd That was a hyper pot head He was like the old school Hyper pothead nerd Really? Yeah Like fucking stoner out of his mind Every comment you could think of

Like Balders Gate 1 and 2 On his fucking computer That barely worked Yeah Only had like lyrical fucking heavy hip hop music. So high he could barely stand he had a he had an array of

socks next to his bed just to shit in and it was a wild. He would he would wake up and have to fight his way through the weed smoke and then come on to the room and be like guys it's different in there and then wad and fade back into it

and that's it. That's your uncle I'm Uncle Joseph yeah that's crazy man. He was hella cool. I never had any like I don't know I feel like most of my family was never, I can't remember the last, the first time I even saw a weed, I feel like it was out here. Were your family just rigid? No, there was no, there was no, I don't think they gave a shit. But it, it, it, it de-mistified it for me.

Like, it wasn't an exciting thing. Like, we didn't have, like, not many people in my family were, like, drug dealers. We had, like, two drug dealers in my family. On my mom's side. Were they dealing crack cocaine? No, my dad was selling, like, meth and heroin and shit. Meth and heroin. My dad is a bad human.

Like when I tell you, he sucks. He's actively not a good guy. Why are you being so mean to me? And my mom's side, everybody was the most part I was good. He was trying to provide for you. He just wasn't, though. Oh, yeah. He'd show up and buy me like a ridiculously expensive pair of sneakers.

And I'd be like, thanks that, I guess. That's, that's, thanks for, thanks for these ones. I got you a pair of light up stitchers, Kek, dude. He's like, he's like 26. He showed me a pair of ones. And I'm like, these are really nice. but these costs wage money. We'd go to like,

we'd go to like Fordham Road, obviously. And he'd buy me sneakers and it's like, I'll get whatever you want. And I'm like, dad, what are you doing? Like, what is this? If he showed up right now and got you a pair of those sneakers

that have the, the wheel in them, healy's, yeah, would you, would you accept him? No. Why? Why? Because I don't really want to accept anything from him. Adult heels.

Free helies. Son, for my dad. I got you some healies. From a dad. I'm trying to reconnect with you, son. I don't know, man. To the power of, kinetic wheel motion shoes

There's no, I would like Good Fucking none of those words Can I like that all I talk to my siblings I'm cool with his kids They're all pretty sick Yeah

But him is just like Ah you're weird dude When's the last time he talked to him Uh 2022 Well we've got a surprise We do Fucking fat piece of shit walks in Come on in

That's not fat at all No you don't think that you don't think so He might be fat now He was a big guy but he wasn't fat. He walks in three. What if he's 16 times fat, like bigger than you? He can't get in here.

16 times bigger. Twice the size of me just can't get in here. Get in here, Gase is that? It cuts, like, camera pans over. He's the guy from fucking Resident Evil. He's like, the Resident Evil dude? He's trying to bust through the fucking walk away. Was it chunk?

The threshold. Yeah, that's right. I said that motherfucker in the face and it died. I've done a lot of, I did a lot of things to him because he deserved it. He's not really bothering anybody. I mean, kind of is. I blew that thing fucking head off. If you kill him as grace.

You got the broken ass charm. Yeah. If you kill him as grace, you just don't find him as Leon? No. No. No. Because I was actually,

I was, I was thinking, oh, that other dumb bitch came back. So why would. I think you. No, I didn't.

Well, maybe if I'm in the attic, right? In the attic. Oh, sorry. Yeah. There's the boss fight.

Yeah. Stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. You just don't fight that chunk, I guess. Oh,

it's two different chunks. It might be. exploded. Yeah, I killed him the second time. I definitely fought somebody in there the second time. I thought it was like a time thing, I guess. I don't, I feel because I fight them again. But if you kill him as grace, you get the grace thing that makes her, um, that makes

you survive. Um, every time you're about to die, you survive. Oh, yeah. That's what is. It's really, it's really worth it. Take a plan as grace. Yeah. Huh.

I, okay, I'm just assuming because what's the, the, the chick. The chick that's afraid of light or whatever. The chick that's afraid of life. Yeah, but you don't kill her. She doesn't die. Yeah, you don't actually, yeah, so even though she regenerates, right, when Leon blows her brains out. And, but the chunk, I specifically remember exploding. So did it, did it regenerate as well as a bunch of pieces?

So it's just a different one. That's what I'm looking. Or they assume you don't kill it the first time. Yeah. Because I know the first time I didn't kill it, but the second and I was like, oh, then I heard that you got a thing for it. Definitely killed it because it exploded. Like it was everywhere Did you shoot?

You give it the shot? There was... You have the shot and it blew up. No, it's just if you Requiem that thing, it'll, it can explode. I shot it with a pistol like 19 times.

I was like, when does this motherfucker are going to die? And then I shot him one time a recreate minute. And it was definitely the most blood in the game, I think, from a,

from a, by, I think on purpose. Yeah. Like if you, it was so much that I'm like, this is... Except for the bad ending.

I love it. Oh, the bad thing. So funny. I like you're supposed to like feel something like, oh, no, I just laughed. I laughed. It's so obviously not the ending. It's just like, this doesn't. I was like, oh, I got it first.

I got it first. I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. What happened? For one frame. It was like one frame of. You just like, did I just, did he just do that? You just fuck we got any in the ass? For like one frame actually moves out.

He puts his fucking hard cock in his ass and then smokes a blunt afterwards. Real quick. And then smokes and you're like, and you have to, you have to basically, you have to, you have to capture it. You got to record your session and then frame by frame by frame and there's two frames of him fucking Leon. His dick is massive. Oh, it's so big. And you're like, what the fuck? And Capcom won't acknowledge it.

People are tweeting at them a lot. I would do. I would completely deny it. I would go radio. No one, no one's a lot. If anybody speaks on this issue, they will be sued for everything they were. You all signed a piece of paper that said You would not disclose anything about this specific frame

It was in the fine print You all signed it We'll come at you with all we got Everything So do not say anything Do not address it Pretend like it never happened I mean they are one of them

I would love it if a studio did that I think I would I don't I absolutely would I don't think I think I can like Right now I'm like I'd be funny Until it's like no that's not funny at all It'd be like well played Because it's it's

it's it's not a big deal it's not like something like a game is like completely busted and it's not working right or something and then they just never acknowledge it you know right like it's not a it's not like a like oh this needs to be addressed we paid money it's just like why'd you do that

why did you do like is the why did you put the sexy why you put the one frame sex scene in in Resident Evil 9 it's like a street fighter with Alex they're like we're sorry we didn't we all we're going back on him being an insest Oh, did they say something about that? They rescinded the lore?

I didn't hear about that. I didn't know. That's so funny. What happens now? What do you mean? Probably a patch with different lore. Maybe he just won't. So I wonder if they're just going to be like, oh, this is not who we said she is. Or because like, oh, like, because they can still, what if they still have they still married, but this is not your.

Well, I guess it's still technically weird because it would still be a steps system. They can only make it slightly less weird. I think is this. If you have, this is the thing I've always heard about steps. right if you get two step siblings and they are old already i think that's a problem you're setting yourself up for but if they're younger like if you get yourself like let's say like they're both like 15 year olds and it's like this is a problem you're already setting yourself up for wait what you say i don't understand what you're saying it's like the step sister and step brother right and

they're already like teens like they're both already horny teens that's a problem that's very likely gonna happen wait i don't understand what you're saying like you're gonna fucking be weird with each other they didn't grow up as brother and sisters so maybe would see each other as just and boy or something. Yeah, opposed to when you guys are like little kids, if their little kids, they're just siblings. Wait, wait, I don't understand what you're saying. Because he's like we're talking about how Alex, it could just be his stepsister, not his cousin also, which is fucking weird.

I mean, that's the thing. There's no way around it being, um, so I think they knew each other their whole lives, too. That's what makes it even worse. Are they just going to like change the, the dynamic and he's not going to marry her, get with her or something? I wonder, we'll see. Um, you see that they, they bring the, they, they showcasing that one. I don't even know what the fuck.

her name is. The interdimensional one. Yeah, that dumb bitch that I've never cared about. She was in a three, right? She was like an iteration of three. Yeah. Yeah. And not alpha.

Not, not, not, she was an alpha three. Not a third strike. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. She was like some, she was, she was some like side. Yeah. So they have this character that doesn't look like, she doesn't belong in street fighter

essentially. She looks like more like an S&K character. She has a school girl outfit. She's apparently 2,000 years old. One of those fucking weird things. And she's, The way that she was, the way that she was put before was that she was infinitely power, more powerful than anyone. And she destroys Bison.

And essentially, there was kind of a miscommunication. There was like a miscal translation that bison got his psycho power from her. And that's actually not true. It was just a mystery. When, in English, when it was translated in English, that's what it was translated as. Yeah, half his power is, though, went to Rose, right? Like him and Rose split the power. Yeah.

So there was a lot of people that were upset about that. Why is she not in the game? I would prefer probably because Viper, just because of aesthetics. If you look at, so Rose, so what I mean by that is if you look at Rose as a character, she would dress very elegant and she had the robe on and stuff like that. And I just feel like Viper, she has this draped jacket on. I feel like they're like, I think, I'm just thinking of like from their perspective that we have this one like sophisticated woman in the.

this game already. That's, we filled that. Let's let's go for something else. I'm like to see that. I just think like that because to me, I would have. You're all right? I've seen you high and you look like that. Yeah.

Right now. Yeah. I feel fine. I feel fine. You shouldn't feel fine. Yeah. I don't know. What's happened?

What's going on? What's going on? Well, true, we almost, we almost, uh, nuked everything. Oh, yeah, we got, um. But also, that was never going to happen. He always talks a fucking nonsense game and then he just, until he doesn't. I don't like that people are using that as a scapego.

Like I saw people being like, oh, why are you guys fucking tripping as if he doesn't always do this? I'm like, maybe it's because our president shouldn't be saying this at all. No, obviously, that's not what I'm saying. Maybe I know you're not saying that. I'm saying that there's, I've seen, uh, they thought they really thought he was going to do it. Yeah, like that, like that shouldn't like, bro, that's not even the fucking point. That's not even. Threatening genocide.

You can, what happens is you can threaten something and you cannot dictate people's reaction. Let's, uh, let's, let's let's let's let's lay the groundwork. Well, yeah, let's not pretend like every, because there's a lot of ground work here that are probably like, I'm putting my head in the sand because this is all fucked. And there's people that are overseas and they're like, I'm not paying attention to this because it's not my fucking problem right now.

And so, yeah, a little context. Yeah. Trump's been wilding out. Like, he was whaling out a little bit on Easter Sunday. He said some weird shit, but that's whatever. That was just kind of weird. Like, he was talking mad shit. And then he was like, open the straight or whatever.

And then he said, he said, he's better, you better fucking open this straight. Yeah, he was swearing. And then he said praise Allah Praise up praise beat allah Yeah And he was like Oh that okay

Did he actually curse And then yeah he did And then And then Tucker Carlson was like How dare you mock a religion A religion You're mocking religion That means that you're not into

I'm like Shut up Tucker I can't stand I cannot stand I can't stand the credit That I've seen being given To people like Tucker Carlson Where it's like brother

And Fuentes too People are like Nick Fuentes I haven't seen that But Because he's Because he, the problem is,

like, has always been like, a fucking weirdo because he's like, he's always had like, 20%, you listen to 20% of what he says,

and they're like, oh, that makes sense. And then it's surrounded in 80% of psychosis. Racism and fucking big extreme racism. They're getting clever about it, too, because like,

the only clips I see of Nick Fuentes on my, on my feed that scrolls up naturally are the parts of him making, like, normal sense. Yeah. It's just like, it's not good.

That's what the fucking alt-right did back in the day. It was their, their whole Trump card was pretending, whenever they get called out on the racism, they would pretend like they weren't racist. Sure. Even though, and so like the people that are handling Nick Fuentes are clipping out the non-racist parts and boosting them to pretend to do the same fucking thing. So there's a bunch

of average people that are like, oh, this guy seems reasonable. I do love watching and hate his audience. That is, I will say, that is, that is, it is entertaining. He's very self-aware that how shitty the people that follow him are. Like the average racist. I miss a cat girl era, man. It was fun. The cat girl. The cat girl was, he said that. He's like,

I miss being a cat girl. You know, it was fun. You didn't see that. He said that. Sorry, he said, I missed that era of time.

People got mad, niggas got angry. No, I mean, I'm, I believe he said that. I was having fun. It's like, yeah,

because you're gay. and you're a gay person, dude. Go be gay and have fun, Nick, it's fine. Curious. Trump was a madman. And then people are like,

wow, Chucker. What's he doing? He's so crazy. This is not what we, this was not what we were signed up for. There's emails of him that came out during the fucking Fox News Dominion lawsuit

of him talking about how much he hates him. Yeah, you think Trump's a fucking demon. He literally thought it was a devil or something. Like, you thought he was a fucking Baba Yaga or some shit. And behind the scenes and then like kissing up to him in public. It's just like there's no credit there to be given. After that shit came out, Tucker Carlson came out with Trump at a UFC event.

Yeah, he did. To suck him off. To basically, because that's what Trump, that's all that Trump wants. That's why Jady Vance, fucking Pete Hacks, all of those people that are in his cabinet, absolutely flame Trump back in the day. So what Trump wants is absolute fealty, like loyalty.

So he will take you under his wing if you swear fealty to him. He especially wants people who've like turncoded. Yes. And he's like, I'm going to rub it in. You're going to do my bidding and stuff like that. He goes after. It's so fucking obvious. So yeah, fuck Tucker Carlson where he's just trying to act like he's,

oh, big deal. And there's that fucking. comedian Dave Smith that has been driving me insane because there's so many people that are like praising him even though I'm like he's dumb enough to I remember him talking to Lex Friedman Lex Friedman is a boring piece of shit too but like Lex Friedman had enough sense to be like uh yeah why are you um backing why do you think why are you backing Russia like because Dave was trying to be like oh Russia fucking over Ukraine even though he was like Palestinians uh he was he's defending Palestinians from Israel, but for some reason not defending Ukrainians from Russia.

It's odd. To me, I was like, I'm pretty sure just like Tim Poole and a lot of them, they were just getting paid. I have no proof that Dave Smith was getting paid, but the way he was behaving was how Tim Poole and all those people that were getting paid by, you know, through tenant that was Russia funded. He's too inconsistent to me. Like, I think he's just genuinely like not.

He could be, but like all of those people, the people that were going the hardest were ended up, they got exposed. that they were getting paid by the DOJ. And so he might have just not been getting paid by tenant and skirted. That's just my theory. I guess I just don't know why. You could be right. About that specifically.

Sure. And then now, but then I will say about the Russia, about Trump, he believed that Trump was going to be peaceful. And that's where I like, I get, I'm like, all right, dude, you can't talk shit now. Even after this dude's first term was not peaceful. Dron strike the fuck out of pick. Pick what country. He sent a bunch of Tomahawk missiles to fucking Syria.

Send a moab. Oh yeah, that's right. In Afghanistan. Like, dude, Trump has done so much shit in the first fucking term. So have all these people like Dave Smith to be like, oh, he's going to be peaceful. He said because he said it. Because Trump said it. A politician said something.

And now all these people are saying, we got conned. And I'm like, a politician lied? Weird. That's never happened before. Not even just a politician. A politician reality show. like the most extreme example of that type of person. Six bankruptcies at least.

Who's, who's, that's like running into fucking like the Little Shop of Horrors plant and wearing like a fucking mustache. I mean, like, oh, hello, sir.

Like, what do you, it's a, that's a fucking monster. That's a Venus flytrap. That's singing. Yeah. And I got to hear.

It doesn't fit in the room. You think that's a guy? Now we got to hear people like Tim Dillon, Dave Smith, whatever saying we got conned and then Dave Smith I saw him praising Tucker Carlson I was just like fuck you dude no I'm just like like like all of you you guys suck you guys suck so hard yeah I feel two ways about it I appreciate that they've decided at least that they're saying something at the very least that they're saying something but it's like bare minimum I don't give credit

it's fucking fine right right it's like oh my god fucking finally you get it oh it 10 years later it's finally politically expedient to do so yes and it's safe to criticize it's Now it's like, oh yeah, now I'll do it. It's the most pussy shit I've ever fucking seen. And Joe Rogan's done. Like he's cooked. He's just, he's still holding on. The Ovan shit was crazy.

Dude, he tried to gas light him. You saw the gaslight clip, right? The gaslight clip? I was watching that and I was like, you Joe Rogan, you fucking bald piece of shit. I couldn't believe how this. I fucking can't. What a loser. How disrespectful was that?

I couldn't believe that. I saw it and I was like he's not. Like Deo Von, stupid piece of shit. Fuck that guy. Sure. Absolutely. Fuck that guy. I think he's honestly, he's another comedian. He's honestly a beleveling retard at that best. But like him being like, man, I can't believe things are so goddamn bad. I mean, this nigga like has sexual assault charges on him and all this stuff. And I still brought him up. So he's doing what all the other people do. Joe's on a different level. Joe Rogan is like, but then he's telling Joe's like, what is he still sweeping? Joe's marrying it around. What does he ever get into Yahoo? What do you mean? Yahu's doing? And it's like, Joe, are you not saying what? Did you see the article?

Did you see the article that he was reading God the show with, I think it was with the Ovad, and he was talking about like how Palantir's technology is being used by Israel and Gaza. And it's like, by the way, that's information that you can find on Palantir. Dot com. That's not even like hidden. But he was like, and it was like written, the article was written like, it says like, oh, genocide in Gaza. And he's like, see, even the way that's phrased, I think this is biased. And it's like, brother.

And I'm like, what? You're fucking gone. He is. You are, I never really liked you anyway, but like, you're fucking, you're gone. I did not hate him. I need people to understand. I didn't hate him, but like, I never, like, he was never interesting to me. I need people to understand.

That, um, yeah, if you, if you're not into a mixed-frey-factor. I didn't know anything about him. Yeah, Fear Factor is gay. I like, you watch it. Of course, I like your back. I was little. I was like, oh, he's in a tub with sneeze. I was afraid of, if you're a kid, I get it.

That whole show was like about, like, like, just throwing people. Fucking with people. Torturing nigg is, literally. He's throwing people in, like, rooms with, like, filled with their fears or something, right? Yeah, it'd be like a... Making them eat horrible, disgusting stuff. Like, I think at one... Putting Lily's grandfather in room with black people.

What if they had a real fear factor that was like... You know, he really didn't like me? He's crazy. What if they had a real fear factor that was like, um... Like, you'd bring somebody in and it's like, oh, I'm afraid that my daughter will grow up to hate me. And then, like... And then, like... And then they wheel out a machine and they dip your daughter into it.

And she comes out, like, like, age 20 years. And she goes, like, I fucking hate me. And they undipper. What are you going to do? You got to like survive for like what, 20 minutes with her like scolding you or something? I don't know. I haven't figured that part of it.

The eventual heat death of the universe. Well, this just in and you see a freaking poor picture of the universe is going dark slowly. The sun goes out. Oh, great. It's 3 p.m. and the sun's out. They had all that. They had all that power in technology.

The fear factory. Yeah, yeah. The fear factory. Is that what they called it? The Fear Factory. That is insane. Isn't that what it is? That's where they take it.

It's like Santa's workshop for people that want to scare the fuck on other people. It's like Barney's Beinerie. Yeah. It's like The Fear Factory. Yeah. And Joe, after a while, he got tired of having all that cosmic power and he's like, I'm just going to start a podcast. I'm going to start a podcast. You know, it's more noble to just start a podcast.

Joe, why do you smoke? I've seen all of the bad. I see everything. I know what's in a black hole. I know what's in a black hole. And guess what? It's so much worse than you think. It's so much.

It ain't like fucking interstellar. Spaghettiification is like the best part. That is crazy. That's the awesome part. You know how much more cruel that would be if that, say that's what happened. He knows the inner workings of that. He knows what dark matters. He knows everything.

And then he's on the path. He's on now where I'm like, why did you just grow tired of humanity and you hate humanity so much? And this is why you're doing this? Probably. Because what I'm wondering. What is. his movement right now because it

legitimately feels like, and I'm not even joking, that he is compromised to the point where his head will get blown smooth off or his family will get blown smooth off because he's one of the only people in that bro Rogan Spear comedy podcast verse or whatever that is, hasn't jumped ship.

They're holding his favorite ice bath hostage. Joe, don't hurt it. We will. Joe. They got a fucking gun, who's their point. was there personally holding a fucking gun. Joe Rogan, we will kill you.

We will kill your Ice bath if you don't support Israel. No, man. Ice baths crying. No, man. I love it so much. I love it so much. He's just clearly a Republican that like smoking weed. That's what he is.

The weird thing is that he'll still say things every once in a while because I would see these clips of people being like, oh, look at Joe's finally turning against Trump. And I'm like, no, he's not. He's just. his real thoughts are coming out right now and he will probably get a call and he will be reset because he every once in a while

7, 8, 9, 3, 2. Yeah. Eyes bad. It's one of those things that like, listen, I don't care who you are. You don't go from, you don't go from having, endorsing Bernie Sanders and having Coronel West to talk about Democratic socialism.

So on your podcast. So end up being friends with Peter Thiel. You don't do that and not know Like, because a lot of people were saying, I was on the fence for a minute saying, is Joe just beyond retarded or is he compromised? And the one thing that would always give me to the retarded section was when he, he played a, I can't believe, he played a clip on his podcast about like, oh, let me show you why masks don't work. There was some fucking freak in his room that claimed to be like a doctor. He vaped through a mask to prove that mask don't work. And I was like, oh, he's more retarded than I ever imagine. I just was like, oh I think it's both So but like Okay

Yes because of that Things like that is so engineered to be so stupid He's like he's the perfect He's the perfect machine Maybe they cast it Maybe Israel cast it a spell on him Where like all the brain matter And his brain is slowly being

It's slowly going to his nipples They cast it stupefy on him And eventually he'll be Have a completely empty head of his nipples Will stick out 16 inches for his fucking chest I do that clip of him in the ice bath Or he's got like the fucking weird nipples Fucking like two inches long or something

It's like I do think the ice bath did It did cripple him to a point Because first of all you shouldn't He was in it for like almost 20 minutes You shouldn't take ice baths like that He fell asleep in there I bet you could just take cold baths

I'm willing to bet he fell asleep He did something All the fucking He fell asleep and he woke up forgetting Like what his name was Like Jamie had fucking babbling Joe Rogan Joe Roggan

And he's like And he grabbed Jamie instead of hurting him And just go see there Joe Rogue game. Like he's fucking Hella Keller. He's basically hell and Geller, but he's like, he's been improvising like on point, like just sheer luck improvising everything.

That is crazy. He can't see anyone. He can't hear anyone. He can feel vibrations and he's going based off that. I would feel so much better. He's like if that was true. But like real bad. He's just so retarded that he loops around to being a genius.

It's so unfortunate. man, I think he is such a... He's clearly a compromised game. Like, I don't even really buy into, like, generally that idea. Like, I don't know. Like, I know there's people who are compromised, but, like, I get how it sounds, right? And so, like, I don't know. I think there's a lot of room for people to just be...

To drink their own Kool-Aid and be surrounded by their own yes-men, people who hype them up and also just, like, be stupid enough to not look into things. Agreed. But, like, the way that Joe has been operating is so... It's so deep in any direction that is beyond any reasonable... I just I can't see how a person gets there Unless they're being Yeah

You know propped or directed in some way Like it's too insane Like even Theo Vaughn and like these people are like Like I don't trust them at all But I see how a person gets to where they're at I don't know So here's the Joe is just like how do you I don't know

Here's the issue with like a lot of I feel like a lot of people will give them more grace than I think they should get because of the stupidity thing. Because, like, yes, there's stupidity there. But again, I've seen, so Tim Dillon, Theo Vaughn, Joe Rogan, Andrew Schultz, name whoever, name drop, whomever. Talk to Bernie Sanders 100% understand what he's saying

and being like, you make so much fucking sense. Seen the comment sections in consensus. Oh, I know. And then sucking off fascist administration. You know what it is? You know what I think it is generally? I'll just finish this. Uh-huh.

Because I think Bernie Sanders comes on and then he leaves and then Bernie Sanders probably doesn't reach out to him. You know what I mean? Bernie Sanders doesn't want to hang out with the Ovon outside of the context of the show because he's 80. But like that right wing apparel is smart enough to understand that like once you've got

people like oh let's keep like oh come to dinner. Yeah, you're friends. I mean Tim Dillon would talk about like oh I had dinner with like whatever yesterday. So like 100%. They foster that relationship. So what all I'm saying is I can see how like weaker minded people are manipulated under that sense

of being like, oh, these are like my friends. I'm going to go lighter on them. I'm not saying that it absolves them or anything. But I think Joe is, it's a separate thing with Joe. It feels like,

because they just feel like, oh, well, I don't want to be mean to my friends. That's what I get the vibe from Theo Vaughn. It's like, oh, I don't want to be me

to my friend. They're really nice. But Joe, like, they got something on Joe. If I'm being very honest. Because he's acting so crazy. truthful, very honest. For a long time, I was not, even for them.

I was not a person that believed in sciops. I was not a person that believed in, like, government handling. Every single thing that I've learned about politics and history has proven the opposite, literally. Yeah. Every single thing. It's like, the more I learn about history, the more I learn about the bills that are passed, the shit that's happened. It's like, no, this happens. They do this.

They do this. What does it? What does it sound? because, and this is done by them also, too, that people that would say shit like, yo, they're doing this. They would purposely flood the thing like, yeah, and they're putting penis drinking pills in the water too

to clearly, like, murky the water. Right, they're making the frogs gay. Exactly. So you go looking at it. It's like, oh, well, this sounds a reasonable, but like they're making frogs gay. That's ridiculous. Yeah.

Like, that's all done on purpose. It's just weird, though. These people are being handled. They're being handled. These people are all compromised. They might not be knowingly compromised. It might not be compromised. I think Joe is doing the compromise.

It's too obvious. I think Joe is doing the compromise. So first of all, like all of those people were, I think, the reason why. And then the people that are friends with Joe are compromised by proxy of Joe. Well, they're like, they're all Joe. I think they just want to be the in crowd. Exactly. They just want to be a part of the in crowd.

Joe, I think, believes himself to be the in crowd. So he doesn't have that. I don't think. I think with the president. But like, I think genuinely like. Like I think by the policy. How do you, how do you, I've seen Joe Rogan talk about things. him going reading that article and being like genocide oh

I don't like the way this is phrased in a biased way The way he was talking about NAHYahu And then like it's what money What money's being sent to them? Who's saying the money? Who's saying the money? And I'm like nigger are you insane? Well I would say like I didn't move on who read like a tweet or something

It's like this is real This is real um he saw that fucking fake Uh generated AI thing of Tim Walls With a fuck Trump dancing down the stairs Yeah with like booty shorts that he's reasonable to assume Tim Walz has. He's fucking six-dress. And he's dressed like a fucking like he has a crop top and a fuck and like booty shorts.

Oh, I could believe it. It makes sense to me. I didn't even question it. It's like, but you question an article? You question everything. Dude also. Their website about them? Every time they wrote it.

Remember when he had on, do you remember when he had a Mark and Driesen that fucking Lex Luthor? No. He's like, And Dresen's like the real Lex Luthor. And he's on there obviously coked up sniffing every five seconds. And fucking absolutely shitting on every good government program saying that like, oh, the fucking, what was it called the, the CF? No, no.

Is that it? Is that it? What does it stand for? I can't even remember. Consumer Finance Protection Bureau? Thank you. Thank you. So he went on there to shit on it and saying, oh, well, fucking Elizabeth Warren's Democrat, blah, blah, blah, you know, China shitty and saying they're debanking people.

Joe, Jamie, zero pushback. You bring on a billionaire, Peter Thiel, whomever, zero pushback. Here comes on somebody talking about something from a progressive standpoint, immediate pushback. That's what Joe's been doing recently. Immediate pushback for things and then for a billionaire talking point, no pushback whatsoever. And I'm like, it didn't used to be like this. It didn't used to be like this. Well, Theo, when he's on his show in that episode, he's like, he's talking in the way that I feel like, look, I've never been a fan of Joe Rogan.

It's not like, not as a like, ooh, I was always right about it. I just like I never followed it. Yeah, right? But I've seen clips of him from a long time ago. And he's, or like I remember seeing him clips from back then. Theo sounds like Joe. Theo sounds like old Joe in that clip. Yeah, there's a bunch of pedophiles.

And then Joe's like, oh, you sound like you're on, you got to get all those. You got to get off those anti-depressions or whatever. You got to join us. It's like, what the fuck does that mean? What kind of fucking, what is, imagine saying that to anyone at any time. Imagine say join us and not assuming you're evil. First off. I don't think I've ever.

said join us. I've said maybe he's like oh you should come with or like you know like friendly ways. Join us is crazy. Especially it makes me sad. It's like this guy is like. He's such a huge voice. Unfortunately. Yeah.

Unfortunately he's such a huge voice and anyone that like believes in anything that step. Anyone steps outside the mundane in general is pointed towards him. And it sucks because so many of them are just being pointed to an absolute shill piece of shit right. He's going to have to do something, though, because he's going to have to do something, though, because he's literally the only in that whole sphere. He's the only one who hasn't jumped off the, like, train. Like everybody, who may, pick one of those comedians that were all trumped 2024. They're all shit. Is Jackass with the smile still on it with Tony Hinchcliff?

I don't, I don't, I never see. No, not Schultz. Shultz is a bitch. He's always. He's saying, but Charles bounced, I think, a while ago. Yeah, all of those people, I haven't, I don't know if. what's his name as a podcast or anything? Tony Hinscliffe.

I don't watch Kill Tony or anything like that, so I don't know what he's been saying. But I imagine he'd be smart enough to say the same thing because he's kind of like an emulator too. But like all of them have jumped off because they see their audience. They see the comments. They see what people are saying.

They know they fucked up and now they're trying to walk it back and everything. Joe's the only one who has not specifically criticized Trump, condemned him and walked it back. And that is like proof that, okay. That to me is crazy. He's so fucking. compromise because it would be in his best interest to walk it back like everybody else now.

And so, but yeah, I completely forgot. Yeah, we got on a fucking tangent. The reason why we even, it's all so crazy. The, I just want to read what Trump said that everybody was kind of tripping on. And so we. Our president. A president. Not an emperor, not emperor, not emperor Nero.

He didn't say this. Yeah, not a guy outside 7.11 at 2 a.m. Yeah, that's sunburnt to hell. Yeah. Sunbird is out with a fucking George Forman grill with his nuts spread all over it. So yeah, our president said, a whole civilization will die tonight. Never to be brought back again.

I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have complete and total regime change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionary wonderful can happen. Who knows? We will find out tonight one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the world. 47 years of extortion, corruption and death will finally end.

God bless the great people of Iran. Yeah. And I'm like... By the way, now Iran has the straight of war moves. Yeah, and it's just like... And they make money now, like, from it. Like, it's like, what a failure this whole thing was. But that tweet, what is the first line?

What is it again? So the first, yeah. So the first sentence, a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. Look. you can say these things as a guy with a Twitter account with 600 followers. Oh yeah. You could say these things as a guy stretching his nuts over a flashlight outside of a 7-Eleven at 2 a.m. You can say there's many, many situations where you can say these things and it doesn't matter.

Being the president of the United States is probably the only, literally probably one of the few, if any, positions that you can have were saying something like that is insane. And not... And genuinely dangerous to say. I would say it's the worst person to say it. It is the worst. Yeah. Because you can... Like, I understand it's like, was I scared that something was going to happen like last night?

No. Because he... I've seen Trump blow V8 and like, oh, we're going to do this. We're going to do that. And then it never ends up having because he's ineffective at everything. I'm glad he's ineffective. Right. In a lot of these ways because, like, I didn't.

want him to do it. But like, I knew it wouldn't happen. Or at least I was pretty sure. I was like 90%. The issue isn't whether or not it would have happened. The issue is that a sitting president is saying schizo shit, broadcasting it out to the world. And foreign nations are seeing that. And they're like, what do we do? We respond, right? Like, you know what I mean? It's a, it's a signal for others to respond. Right. And so that's the dangerous point. That's the danger. Imagine if Trump was like, oh, we just launched a nuke, but it was a joke. or something. You know what I mean?

It's like we can intercept it but you've got to open up the straight otherwise we won't intercept it. What's a foreign country to do at that point? Might as well. Just agree. Let's shoot some stuff off too. And then it's like and I understand that it's crazy

but like I mean like bro like this is all fucking crazy. So like you can't. I don't know. You can't be saying shit like that as the president like. I want people to understand that anyone who's like on the fence about whether that's crazy or not to say because knowing that he's full of top. Can you at whatever job you have right now

Say anything like that about anyone that you're working with Can you say can you go to your boss and talk mad shit and threaten crazy violence and expect to still keep your fucking job? And so the question is if you at your average job whatever you do even if it is prestigious technically Just not you know it's on the level of being the fucking president if you're held to accountable if you have accountability at those levels Why in the fuck would you not there were they're not be accountability for a fucking sitting president shouldn't they have the most accountability shouldn't they be the most prestigious shouldn't they act the best and be the best of us because they're

supposed to represent our country why do you let this shit slide we failed dude i heard fucking genocide is cool with you even if it's just bluffing i heard i heard somebody say like somebody responded to me because i was i was tweeting about it is there because obviously and they were like oh so you don't you don't care about the madman in in iran who's tweet He was saying death to America all the time. It's like, I didn't elect him. We didn't elect him.

He doesn't represent me. My tax dollars don't go to him. Although they do. Probably somewhere. But like, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, this is, it's like, oh, you care about the fire in your kitchen

and not about the fucking avalanche that's happening? Yes. That's my fucking kitchen. That's my president. This is my country that's being represented on the fucking, nothing it matters at this point. Like the American, The American reputation was already shit

So like this is done What is a what is the run done to me? Yeah, Ron's done nothing to me And especially historically I know these people don't give a fuck about history They don't know about history I know they I know they don't care about history

But I go ahead It's just like it's it's just You know we did to that country Do you have a clue? Do they have Do people have any fucking clue We did to that country We sent in clowns once

We sent in the clowns And it's a joke of a country now America All the buildings are fucking balloon animals America fucking destroyed that country. In the 1990s, like, pre-desert store, we sent it five million clouds. It's not pre-deter store, Chris. He did it.

Whatever he said is what happened. Whatever he said happened. I was there. I was there. We sent in two million, we sent in two billion clouds. That's crazy. To colonize Iran. Two billion clouds.

How many clowns? That's one fourth now. Two billion. What was the popular? Two billion cars. You know how many cars that is? Five. That's five clowns.

Hey, man. Clowns are alien, so they can make it happen. Imagine blowing up a clown car. That's pretty good. Imagine accidentally getting into a clown car. And it's like there have been. The insurance on that is crazy. There are 200 million casualties.

And you're like, what? What? How do you handle someone like that that needs to be sentenced? How do you handle that? First of all, I need that. The XP is crazy, though. I can fly right now, but I'm going to jail forever. You're maxed out.

You're level 20. You're at max level and you get all this cool ability. Yeah, you just. Levels up multiple times. Just let it keep going. You can do some wild shit, but also you killed a lot of people. The idea of a clown car accident is like, that's funny as fuck. Like, I'm sure that exists in some way, shape, or form.

I want to see that sketcher, like that cartoon. It must exist. A cloud car accident. And it's just a lot. It was 14,000 bodies. You open a car and blood flows out. It looks like the shiting. Literally.

Oh, my God. Anyway, yeah. Pray for Paris, man. We won't. Look, we won't stay on it for long because it's like whatever. And it's, and it's, it is just infuriating to talk about. But, yeah, I don't know. Anybody just, if you're going to take anything away from this, just understand, the president's crazy.

You shouldn't be saying, he can't be saying that shit. He needs to be removed from office. He needs to be removed from office. He needs to be removed from office. The fact that he's still in office. He should have been a roof for office forever ago, but like this, this to me is like, if it's obvious enough for like most people to be like, yeah, no. Granted they've got their own fucking ulterior reasons for doing it. I know people that have never said anything politically that are like, nah.

Yeah, because people are like. Yeah, because it's obvious. You're taught your freezer tweeting. This is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The whole generation will die tonight. He's tweeting like freezes, literally. He's moving like that.

And it's like, you don't have the power behind that. I legitimately feel like they're waiting, like, say, because, you know, the Republicans in Congress. Obviously, they have no. It's fucked up that morals isn't enough incentive to just invoke the 25th. You know, it's not just like, oh, it's the right thing to do. Their arm needs to be twisted by either mob justice or I don't know what, but they're not going to do anything.

It feels like the thing. It feels like the thing that that would trigger them It would be like on the levels of Like if you Nero is one of my favorite examples of like Just one of the craziest motherfuckers in existence The fish? Um, yeah

Yeah That's Nemo Oh close enough Close enough close enough As he were as well Yeah I just feel like If Trump just crosses a threshold of like Doing something that deliberately gets something blown up in the United States

Or if he starts killing members of his family kills Malani or something. He starts doing crazy shit. Then I feel like they'd be like, what's going to happen is this, right? I guess. This is what's going to happen. The midterm's going to come in.

He's all of the seats that are already rapidly turning blue are going to turn blue. He is going to try to invoke the Interaction Act. He's going to try to do it. They're going to try to cheat with the polls. They're already tampering with shit right now. Yeah.

Mark, Mark. Ice was being tested out. Mark the words. That's all That's all Tested out in the in the airports. Yes. And then so now I think they're going to go.

We all know what's about to happen. He's literally trying to make the steps for him to become a king effectively. Like he's taking those steps. I understand what you're saying. And what happens is that the, like they're going to wait until that happens. They shouldn't wait until that happens because of the fact that also a lot of them are compromised. That's like a lot of them are compromised.

That's like, playing hopscotch with children. So it's, it's fuck. There's one thing that you're missing because like, That's going to, a lot of people are going to go crazy. There's going to be more protests and whatever. How they're going to deal with it.

And this is what I've heard just through the grapevine. Mecca bin Laden. I've heard this as well. Yeah. I've never heard this, but I've seen it. There's going to be a mobile suit bin Laden. That's crazy. That is going to crush all dissent.

What a sword. Yeah. And so what's great about it. What's great about it is that he's going to have that fucking tritin from fucking from Evangalion. Oh my God, the spear on this. Yeah, yeah, you're going to have that motherfucker. And then, like, he's going to be just fucking everything up.

And the great thing about it is that they're not going to know that the Trump administration built this thing because they're going to think obviously Afghanistan or the Taliban is just getting revenge. And then so Americans are going to be patriotic again because there's a giant Mecca bin Laden destroying Americans. I hadn't considered that angle. I know, but like it's... It's obvious when you think about it. It really is. How dare you say I know like that?

How dare you? I know. It's mark my words, guys. Anyone listen to the podcast? Mecca bin Laden is on the way. It's going to be really, really not good. I don't know. The dawn of Mecca bin Laden approaches.

I think we need to just get him out of office. I think the time for talk is. Who do we fight Mecca bin Laden with, though? I don't know. Mech Obama? No. Let me be clear. He like assembles.

I mean, I guess he did. Mecca Obama. He did get killed. killed during Obama's presidency. He did. He did. You return. Solomon Aladdin.

Dirka. Shut. Shut. Oh. Dirk. You say Dirk? Yeah. He's like,

battling to the streets. And he's like, yo, Obama. Mech Obama's losing bad, actually. He's getting fucking worked. He's losing really bad. He's got the tan suit on. That's why.

That's crazy. They build him with a tan suit. They didn't give him a weapon. They're, he's getting his, they spit. too much money on the tan suit. They expected it. They expected it. The suit was 84 trillion dollars, man.

We couldn't get him a weapon. Because it's real fabric. It's real fabric. He made him a real tan suit. It's a giant fucking 100-story high tan suit. Used all of our resources while they're at it. And he was like, oh, well,

I guess, uh, let me do something about this. Let me clear and he disappears. And then the bin Laden just that's his acting. That's his acting. Camo, it's his invisibility. He goes, let me be clear. Let me be clear. That's it. He fucking punches the ground and becomes invisible. And then like the Mecca-Milada just like shrugs and continues killing people.

And then he gets self-strike. That's how he wins. Let me be clear that he stealth strikes him. Got you, you're a, get him bow. He summons a Mecca bow. Mecca-Boh. Mecca-Bo! Kai-ju-bo! Kai-Jub-Boh. Crazy. Now we're cooking. Now we're cooking. We got Mecca-Mega-Mek-a-Mek-a-Boh.

They do. Mecca Obama and Kaiju Bo. That's crazy. Mecca Obama and Kaiju Bo is... That's a chef's kiss. That is premium dog shit. That is premium dog shit. That is glorious dog shit.

I feel... Oh, some of the artists have been busy, man. There have been some of our listeners. Yeah, dude, like we got some great... We've got some great fan art over the last couple days. I'm still really thankful to... I think I did the batmandicoot. Oh, dude, that's the Taco.

Taco, Taco 2D. Dude, I love that. What I love most about Batmanacute and how he did it is because it's exactly how I thought. It's exactly how I thought. Because it is just Batman's form forced over the geometry of Crash Bandicoot, which is not human at all. And it's exactly perfect. I was so happy. I was so happy.

I was so happy with this. It's fucking, it's fucking awesome. It makes me giggle every time I see it. Yeah, let me pull out a couple of things. Manticute. Worthless subhuman. Subhuman. Worthless subhuman. You're a cognitively impaired pseudo-santient animal person. So the main show, they haven't seen it, but like Enigma Kiwi, he was the person that I said a what a few episodes back, if somebody did an oil painting of the piss room that I would frame it.

I'm working on the frame. I already got it printed out. But dude, it did a fine. This is his first oil painting. Did you get it printed out at like a... I went to CV. Oh, yeah, nice. So I have CVS 18 by 24. So I need to get 18 by 24 frame. Right. And or whatever the dimensions need to be.

And then so this is, I mean, you saw, you guys already saw it. We saw it on, I think, on the X ammo. That is, this is an oil painting of the piss room. Yeah. And probably, it's even difficult to tell. It's really good, dude. It's difficult to tell, like, on camera that it's even an oil painting. Yeah, right.

But it's like. That is still one of my, I think that's my favorite Twitter moment ever. It's so good. That was a funny movie. Seeing the comment, dude, is that your room? Never, that's genuinely. Never leave me. It's funny.

Because I heard that and I sort of just laughing myself to almost throwing up. I was like, do you think this huge, what do they think of you? If they think that's your bed, you sleep in that. So many jugs are crazy to like even like, yeah, why would you, why, you even for a second you thought that was me. That's fucking. Because he posted with no comment. He's posted that. Well, because it's like, it's so great.

Because it's so great So I check the I check that So I realize we don't really We don't really check our email either We're pretty bad at that So I went through the email and then That's premium piss man

Shut up That's premium Here's another one Oh my god It's another one It's another bad bandicoot I'm sorry The person I didn't catch your name

Because I just downloaded that That's really cute So I hope you're watching the show This is so good I did see, I did reply saying that it will be mentioned on the next show, so if anybody... Breaking Moore wouldn't create denied master baddickers. Whoa. Whoa.

Dude, that's so great. Oh, my God. And then just other, do you remember your, the stupidest thing you ever created Biss? Yeah. You know that? That is awesome! There's some, there's some, there's some... Oh my God!

I don't even remember what... Is it from Jeopardy? It was a combination of blood and piss. Look at it. It's so adorable. It's a little fallout theme, I think. You guessed bliss. I guessed plug.

Plud. And he goes, no. It's Biss. He said it was Biss. Oh, man. You can't even see it. It's, you can. Oh, there, go.

Let's make that a shirt. Let's make that a shirt. Make Biss. Let's make that a shirt. I'll pay you. I'll contact the person. Check the emails. It's, I started.

Can we purchase. It is an engagement. Exceptional piece of art. That is actually really good art, like straight up. There's something else, I think. You got, you got Kingston's fucking garbage piece of shit teeth, perfect. Fuck heads. Fuck you.

But you thought that bad. I didn't say it. Fuck you, Derek. He really has the Asian stereotype. He does kind of have... I hate Lily. Lily does that all the time than me now. Why does she do that?

I don't know. I'm like, Lily, that's disrespectful to... Yeah, you're smiling. you're smiling and I'm frustrated that's a really great drawing it's really good we gotta get into contact with that person yeah it's on the start in the email

you might be our he might be a commission artist actually we might hit that guy one other one that I'm really because I was like remember Gangsta Quest yeah anyone who's new there's a game that I um

me and my friend in like 2013 we're making a game called we were writing the lore of Gangsta Quest which would just be San and Andreas meets Skyrim. And somebody drew like a mockup of like what it would look. And I'm like, oh, that's sick.

Oh, yes, this is cool. We should put these on screen, actually. Like, we're doing so many of these. That is so cool. It does probably warrant. Yeah, that's really well done. Yeah, this also... What would it be like an hour?

It's exactly an hour in. Do you think... How would you stat out the average orc in the gangster quest? What? The average orc? Like, how would you give them... How would their stats look? Ten.

Ten. Like, huh? Oh. Well, it depends on are we, are we talking like D&T stats? Hmm. I mean, yeah,

actually, right now, if an orc from Gangsta Quest walked into this room, well, are we, are we leaving the room? They're slaughtering us.

Yeah, absolutely. It's an orc. So like, the orcs are like super dangerous. So these, these ones, I'm,

I'm, in this iteration, they would just be extremely powerful and spongy. Like, they're just, they're just, they're strong and spongy.

Yeah. Because that's, to me, that's what I, liked my orcs. They're, they're, they're brawlers. They're like barbarians, essentially. Every org to me is Dominican in my mind. Like, every single org is a Dominican. Oh, okay. We're gonna move on to questions. There's nothing racial about that. I just like the idea that be like, like, okay. Okay, I guess a Dominican guy will end up in the orcs and gangsta quest and they

will start to, they will start to talk like though because that would be, he gets there like 50 years earlier. Yeah, because like so they develop or. culture with Dominican culture. Like anyone going in you don't come in at the same time. So it's like it's like a you see like oh I a day pass for me but 25 years passed with somebody else. That's crazy. So basically he came in in the past and started like pie. Making a naked cheese.

Give me Dominican culture to the York. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Begana cheese cheese. They're all doing by chatta dances. You show up. It's like no. You talk to Dominican and it says no, I know black.

I know that's the first thing he says. That's his first line. It's live from a fucking or. And then it does the, you know, like the screen like you're about to engage in battle. It says, I know black and then shit. That's crazy. Like, what the fuck?

I really want to make. I was actually thinking of like, okay, the best way to make this game, it would be like, like Final Fantasy. Like old school Final Fantasy. JRP, like a CD, yeah. Yeah, that's because I was like,

I probably do it pretty easily, actually. I just had to like, yeah, I was thinking I'm like, hey, if maybe if I work with somebody, this game has a lot of potential. Because he has a lot of potential. I can't imagine. Game engines that let you do a lot of that stuff really simply. Right, like the RPG makers and stuff?

Although pixel art's hard to do, but yeah, it's good. I'll figure it out because I think, remember there was somebody working on a snark tank game? What happened to that guy? Oh, he's probably dead. Oh, man. I saw that, I remember, I remember seeing it. I remember being like, this is a lot of effort.

It was a lot. Like, it was very ambitious. He got a lot of it done, I think. Or more of it done than I thought. Right. It would get done, but the idea was already so crazy. Yeah. He wanted to do so much with it.

I was like, I know this is, I know this is not seeing the light of day. But it's a cool, it's cool to experiment with that stuff. I remember somebody made a video game a long time ago where I was in it. It was like weird. I was like rolling around on my chair and it was like shooting bleach or something. It was weird. Were you gay? No.

Wait, weren't you in a PlayStation game? Oh, well, yeah, well, Collins game. Yeah, Collins game. Yeah. Are you a playable character in all stars? No. Are you sure? Me and Hyattschian games?

school? I think you were. I think I remember this. You're just like the test dummy like for like the practice or combos. That would be great. I would be so honored. I'd be fine with that. I'm just like I'm like the dummy that the characters beat up in practice. Absolutely. That's cool. Are you going to pay me? And they're like no. Speaking of that. Actually, this is the question I don't think I've ever asked anybody. Like what is your go-to character to practice on? Like if you ever play a fighting game? Like is there like a say like if you're in a practice room if you were playing um um fighter Z or if you're playing whatever. Oh, always a white woman. All right. 18,

Fighter Z. Street fighter. Street fighter. Who's a white woman street fighter? So you don't even... I would say Chun's not a white woman. Who's the white woman street fighter? There's a lot of when there's Manon. Oh yeah, Manon, easy. Easy. Beat her ass every time.

I love her figure. She has a build. She's got a build on her, man. She's a nice dancer's built with a big old booty. Yeah, that's nice... Dude, I got to say that it's my favorite art. style of Eddie Shefighter, really. Oh, it's perfect. It's so good.

Shefighter 6? She's Votter 6 is perfect. They actually got everyone's art design. It's crazy because I thought 5 it looked kind of gross. It did. It kind of did. Did you see what Ken looked in 5? Well, yeah, he looked ridiculous in 5. And then they fucked his move setup too, so I was pissed. Because I used to main Ken back in the day.

And then they made 6 and they were like, let's just make him look like a fucking bum. He's like a bum. He's got the hoodie with the construction boots on and a sweatpants He's good though man, he's fast You know, he's not he's not a strong but like he's good I like him but you're not

I've seen some people get pretty far with him He was one of the best characters for a while Yeah, he had to nerve him because he was You can't have a show to be that good And now Ryu was one of the best characters in a game He was good but like also I would say I would say Akuma is way too powerful

Still but it makes sense I get it Okuma for you know I hate Ed but he's good Acuma has been probably the best consistent street fighter character always. Yeah, it makes sense. That's because he has less HP, but he has less HP, but he has pretty much every bullshit ability that Ken has and Ryu has together. So he's just like a glass cannon. He's like the glass cannon character in like a fighting game.

Okay, yeah. Ed is the best character to get my brother. Ed is somebody who I thought. He takes a lot of skill, though. That's what I was like. I kind of wanted to start playing around with him, even though I just hate him. I don't like him. He's cool.

He's a bison clone. I mean, I like his origin story, but I just, he, the way that he grew up, he just, I can't fuck him, he's basically, he kind of reminds me of, he kind of reminds me of light in a way. Like, that's basically what light would end up being. If like a fight, yeah. If like a fight, he'd be that guy. He started off being like kind of a good kid and then it started to embrace the cycle bullshit of him.

And like light became a fucking cunt. and thought he was cool, and that's why I feel Ed is. Have you watched that, though? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's fine. Really? I think it's fine?

I liked it a lot until the last couple episodes. When it turns into the story about when it, when the note changes hands, it definitely gets worse. I literally don't. I like it a lot as a show. I like it a lot as a show because it's brief. It doesn't overstay it's welcome. It's like very approachable. It reminds me of a Gundam Wing.

My favorite anime is 27 episodes. and that's how like it's relatively the same it's like 20-something episodes the death note where it's good and then that's where I can stop watching I like any show that's like just short you know like I appreciate it even shit that's like not that good

I can appreciate it the fact that it's like okay it's like parasites is one of those or it's like this is like whatever but like it's I got through all of it in like a reasonable amount of time I think uh photo Malchama's brotherhood's like the perfect balance

it's a lot of episodes like 50 something 60 something like that The kid voice coming out of the robot put me off. Did it? Yeah. No, I get it. I was when I was a kid. I was like,

ah. That is probably, I think that is like the anime whenever I would probably watch it now. It didn't bother me because like it's, well, he's a kid. It would, no,

yeah, but I was like, yeah. I love Alphons. I was my favorite character. As a kid had bothered me because I was like, I was like, I love those guys.

But I really, I think. I looked at it as like, that's such a waste of a cool character design. I was like, when I was like a child, when I was like a child, I just wanted robots to be cool.

He's still really fucking cool. Like, he's probably the coolest character. I just, I just like, I understand, whatever the fuck is. He did, he did complain a little bit too much,

but that's, he's also a very small child. He's a very small child. It's a lot more interesting to me now. He's doing what he's supposed to be doing. It's a lot more interesting to be, as a lot now. It's so good, man.

I watched it again, maybe like last year. It is. That is the anime. If you want to see what end the anime media is, watch the show. This is the best anime I can get people to watch. Yeah.

It's not my favorite. Oh, it's up there, but it's not my favorite, but it's really, really, really, really good. I was a random hentai or something.

That's crazy. Thinking all anime is hentai is crazy. What? I went to the Japanese fair and there was like hentile all over the place. I mean, of course. There is hentai. Yeah,

it was, that's like I went to the store and I went to the grocery store and they had a bunch of fucking, I don't know, fruit. It's fucking me. Like,

obviously, you go get your fucking, you get your fucking, you what's funny? I think this is real. I think hentai was the first point I ever saw on. I think it's why I don't like anime as much as I probably would. I definitely went on Dragon Moon X way too young.

Like I think it kind of ruined it because I was like, what? What is it? Dragon Moon X? It was like a porn site of like fucking Dragon Ball Hentai. And I saw it when I was little, I went on that website at public school in the Bronx. And I was like, oh, I don't like this anymore. I don't like seeing these characters. You can check if you want.

You can check. I've stayed away from it purposefully. You could try the way back machine. Oh yeah, right. I remember there was like a Vigita.itat. What was that? I don't know. I just remember that really vividly

because I remember seeing Bulma's pussy. I remember being like, oh. Oops, I put in a wrong. I spelled it. It really bothered me when I was younger. I was like, I don't like this. I mean, I didn't mind.

I was like cool, but also like. I had a couple of, but it was like not ready to see that for the characters I liked. How old are you? I was like maybe eight. That's good. That's a little bit.

It really bothers me. I think it was like nine or ten. I was probably like 12 years old when we got a really good printer. And man. I couldn't print out that much. Like a fucking pilgrim. My mom would kill me because she'd know the ink. Like a pilgrim?

It would be too obvious. If I printed out too much, too I printed out two pictures. Two pictures. Printed out of them. One of them was. One of them was cammy with their titches exploding out of her top. It was the full page. And then it was.

And then it was. He had small panels. And then the other one was my. Shumanoi? Yeah. My Chun Lee and I think Uri? No, no, not you. That's too old for Yuri.

That's too long ago. She was, it was two S&K characters and then Chun Lee. But then I had cam. So I had these and I was like, that was my hentai. I was like, I was 12 and I was like, this fucking rules. And then I don't know what happened to him. You probably came into pieces. I was.

not one of those demons to come all over the Your mom probably found him and just deep side and threw them away. Dude, my mom did something one time that I still questioned to this day where all the porn that I images and videos was on, it was basically when MP3 players were new. Like, because you only had a, you would play Wave, right? The old school fucking audio, you Walkmans.

So I had an MP3 player that can play fucking MP3s and whatnot and my DVD drive can also play MP3s and show photos and everything. in the gallery. So put everything on one disc and it was fucking awesome. It was a lot of college stuff, sorority shit, right? Bitches squirting. And then my mom did one of this random

house cleaning, cleaned up my room while I'm at, while I'm home. It wasn't I mean, sorry, while I'm at school. And that fucking, I left that porn thing in the DVD player like a fucking retard because she never goes in my room. And then for some reason,

I come home, it's all clean. That porn disc is on top of the DVD. And I was like, what what what what does this mean like that's a signal that's that's like signal it's like I know like but that's the thing I'm like if because I feel like my mom how I know my mom

she would have taken it away and be like bro the fuck that's what I assumed but maybe it was too wild verge she's like I don't want to fuck she saw it like she saw she just cried cried her eyes out God I can't even be like I can't love him the same anymore it's not even listen it's like the hugs like she hugs you

and it doesn't feel the same. There's no soul in the hug, you know? Here's my... You're like, mom, I love you. I don't think that's what happened. Here's the only... Here's my best theory I can come up with. So my mom is, um, uh, my mom's bisexual.

But she's been with more women than men, right? So she was like, cool. So this is what I think she was probably like, job son. But like also, I know. Because why would you just put on top? My, the only thing I could think of... That's definitely a message. So here's one other thing.

thing I can think of. My mom is also kind of like a boomer when it comes to technology. So it's entirely possible that she didn't even understand what was on the screen because you know it's just a bunch of like files. Because like when you pop in the disc, oh, I see. It's possible that she didn't even know what she was looking at.

So it's, I say it's 50-50. Either she knew and she was like, nice. Or she was just like, I don't know what the fuck this is and just put on top. She probably just thought it was a CD or that. I think it was under the impression. There's no way she remembers. What is that like about almost 20 years ago? There's no way. Bring up to her right now.

There's no way she remembers this. If she remembers. It's the only thing she remembers. If she remembers, then she definitely saw it. You know? She definitely was like, oh, I remember your fucking porn bank. There was a, oh. Why were there 8,000 videos on there, Derek?

What the fuck? I wish there was that much fucking room. He learned how to compress them. He learned how to compress them and everything like that. He's like, I fucking figured it out. I made the most efficient porn discad for her. It's like just like 8,000 one second video. I remember.

Just water. hitting a screen and it's fucking nestling. I remember a handful of those videos. And I wonder, I made Jordan will probably help me find them. I was gonna say, like, I wonder if I can find someone. Because one of them was like, a chick on like a brown. It was like on the floor like this, like the vinyl, but it was like it looks like wood. Or maybe it was wood.

She's just fucking has like the, you know those beans vibrating things? They look like, I don't know what they call it mouse or whatever. I don't know. Yeah, I know. She just has like one of those things. She's just on her back and she's just squirting all over the place. And like I thought as a kid, I was like, this is so fucking cool. I feel like squirting that much is just dangerous.

Well, like, I feel like at that, like, I'm gonna tell you, I've seen some videos. You start looking like Maria in Gears of War because it's so dehydrated. I've seen some videos where some girls, bro, we saw, citherea. Dude, Citherea. I've seen Citherea. Come on. Turn it. Like, if there was a fire, she could have been like, I can help.

The fucking firefighters employed her. I've watched Citherea lose six pounds. Bro, like, I don't even understand, like, how we produced that much liquid. That makes no sense. So, dude, just a few years later A few years later A few years later, I mean, dude, a few years later, I was, it didn't take that long for me to be like, I don't like this anymore.

It didn't, like, as soon as I started maturing, I was kind of like, because then you started thinking about it. If you encountered that, that would just be annoying. It is. Like, I've never, I've never, I've never encountered, I'm talking about porn squirting. It's a lot The little amount of squirting

Is still annoying I can't even imagine what I fucked two girls at my house I live in New York ever One of them absolutely ruined my living Waterfall type shit Absolutely fucked it up I had to literally take it's leather too

So I had to take off the things And clean it And it was me and my dog And I was like Rocky Don't come in this room And lick anything up Stay over there Whatever

Whatever you're having sex As you're getting on the dreamcasting You're like no You know Stupid bitch You fling her off You fling her off Like someone kicks an opponent

It's like when a horse kicks a person That's crazy She's in your wall No No dreamcast Like a child like Like cry and panic No

No dream cast No what if you've done You killed him You fuck you whore You're You're growling and snapping at it I've killed my fair shirt, women that'll fuck with my dream kiss. Okay, well, we're gonna move on.

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Patreon.com slash the StarTragut.com let's kill this guy no let's get him I don't want to die treat him like he's a new leader that I want from Star Wars coming out I can't die yet oh my god is there ever have you ever wanted to kill somebody more right what we're treat you like you're a 79 year old man who doesn't belong to being

the position that he's in right now. Do nothing. Damn. Facts. Yeah, back down. Man in distress. Man in distress, rodin. Poor guy.

Says, dear snarkers, I know I missed the... What are you doing? I'm singing Olivia Dian in my head. What song is playing in your head right now? Nice to each other. We could be nice to each other, right for each other.

freak. He's a freak. You guys don't like music. You know what? I'm going to be grateful when you're dead. Thanks. I don't know. I'm dead. I don't care. He's a joke by the sheriff. He's fucking dead.

I'm a retard. Jesus Christ. What the fuck was that about? I hurt. Dear Snarkers, I know I missed the life advice column. That's right. We did an extra ammo. all for life advice.

Oh, yeah. Which got fucking borked somehow. It's like 20 minutes living. It's so frustrating because the last, the last 20 minutes of that is actually really good. You'll never see it. The fucking, the thing that we use just didn't save it.

Yeah. Yeah, I was like to record it. Well, I guess I do have the, do I have it? Perhaps. I mean, we can do that and we can figure it out. Maybe. We had to get it out. I think that was a very good conversations, honestly.

It was. We got most of it, though. So there was still a lot of good stuff, but, you know, we miss some of the... Yeah, it's a bummer. But like, so we use, for people who are curious, we use a software called Riverside to, uh, whenever we do remote. And what it's supposed to do is it's supposed to bank the, uh, it's, it's basically supposed to be like a fail safe. So it's just like, okay, it'll, it'll record our video for sure. But then it'll also have our audio.

We have our audio for backup, um, generally speaking. Yeah. But for whatever reason, it just would not upload the last 20 minutes. it's, I went back and refresh it. I left it in the uploading window for like hours. And it just didn't do it. And so like we just kind of lost it. We just a fuck.

They're taking them out. We'll do another one soon. That advice column is still up. Yeah, there's still a lot. So there's still a lot to get to. But we'll do that again very soon. Anyway, he says, I know I missed the life advice column, but I need genuine help. Okay.

That's here. You do. Thanks for writing in. My wife found, so you guys are going to have to, you guys have to promise not to react as I'm, you know, let me, I'm locked in,

exactly. My wife found my secret jilk blanket. Jilk. That I used to catch my milk, a.k. A.k.a. man, jilk, aka jiz milk. You just say,

you just say, semen. Or com. Yeah. You got to, you got to, you got a yogurt. You're locked in? Yeah, muckin.

Okay. Animals. Activia. As soon as I heard the tarp, the sound of the tarp unfurling, I knew the jig was up. My wife left me. My kids left me. My dog left me. Separately. He's a man in distress. True to his name. This is a profile picture.

Oh, it's a, it's a simpson crawling in the oven. It's fucking Mo Cis-Laggutting his head of the oven. It's a Simpson. Yeah, I know. Everyone's a Simpson in that show, regardless of whether or not they're related to the Simpsons. I mean, at least people know what you're saying. Yeah, you understand.

Yellow man. Oh, my fucking God. And to make matters worse, my old high school bully found my home and broke in unannounced. He was straight up Donald Ducking at 8 inches soft. He planted one of his size 38 tims on my sternum, yanked my waistband, smooth open, and pissed my pants. And then he had the gall to spin on a photo of my not yet legally ex-wife that I had loving. taped to my jilk blanket, please, please, I need guidance before I succumb to the fear that hate is not enough.

I mean, shout out to having a jilk blanket. Yeah, shout out to the concept of a jilk blanket. Yeah, shout out to jilk, man. Shout out to jilk. What's this? What is that? Is that your birth control? That's funny.

What are you doing? What do you? I even know how to scar is crazy. Well, thank you for a year. Do you still get periods that you have that? You know, my flows, it varies. It varies. It varies. Okay.

Heavy flow. Heavy, like, sometimes extraordinarily heavy. All right. That's the entire game. I cut my pussy open and it just fall, blood falls out. Like, I don't know. All right. Wasn't it like an aunt.

Whoa. Wasn't it like an ant flow? Wasn't it like a commercial or something like that? Oh, yeah. Ant floes here. What was that? Yeah. It was like a PSA.

I think it was just a PSA for like, puberty, I think. Was it? Yeah. It's not coming back to me. It's like Uncle Magic. and Rock Kim the Clown. It was like

Uncle Magic and Rockin the Clown. Was it like Rockin? What was it? It couldn't be Rock Him the clown. Rock him sounds like it. Rock him is a per... Is it Rock Kim? Like is he like doing double...

Like is he also... Is Raq Kim... The clown also one of the greatest rappers of all times? Yeah. Is it the same guy? It is the same guy. No, that's not Rock Kim, my lie. It's Rakim the clown. Don't ask me.

I'm so uninterested. Rock Kimala has a lot going on, man. I'm so uninterested. Receding pussy. Receding. Pussy Hairline wrote in. It says, Hey, Snark Boys. Do you guys think Angus Young is a little too old for his last name?

That's a good dad joke. He's to change it to Angus Old. There you go. Thunder. Thunder. Speaking of a dad jokes, did you guys see the hot ones? It was Frankie Munoz versus Brian Cranston?

Verses? Oh, no, I didn't see that. They were doing like the, like, you got to like read the things or answer it or whatever. You got to eat a wing. I didn't see that. Bro, the fucking chemistry was off the charts. It was one of my favorite things. I've seen it in like a while.

Brian Cranston has like astounding chemistry with everybody I've ever seen him with. Brian Cranston is also just like a full, like a full picture actor, period, you know? Yeah. Like he can do it all. You can put him any kind of role and he'll be like, I can ace it. Put him inside the area as roll. He'll crush it. He probably would.

I'm squirting, Jesse. Jesse is squirting everywhere. We've got to build our squirt. We've got to make our squirt meth. glowing bright red when they open the thing up. So what does it do? Like you smoke the meth and you squirt? What happens?

Whatever. Okay. It's that scene where he's with Tuko in the room. He's like, this is not, this is not calm. And it's like, and it's squirt.

Of everywhere. The windows blow over. Tucko is fucking. He's coming out of his nose. It's like the guy who It's like the guy who Mosh and Boo flies in And he blows him up

Dude Fucking ridiculous You're ridiculous I'm gonna make Chill dude what the fuck You just look at me With your eyes closed Did I?

I'm looking at you right now I killed Jessica Jones I killed Jessica Jones I killed her I killed her Jesse I put more I squirt meth in her mouth Squirted it

It's just squirted it I put meth, I passed out, and I made her squirt. She drowned by squirting. That's a crazy fucking way to- She drowned in her old squirt is crazy. Why did you do that, man? What the fuck, bitch? That squirt was for me.

Oh, fuck. I'm so thirsty, Mr. White. I said that thwart. Oh. That is so thirsty. Oh, bitch. Mr. White, you squirted my girlfriend to death. Oh, bitch.

Oh, bitch. Oh, bitch. Bitch, Mr. White, bitch. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch to white. Oh, no. Bitch to white, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch to white. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Settle down, Jesse.

Settle down, bitch. That is completely dog shit. This bitch is just in the background still drowned in her squirt. She's so squirting. She could easily be saved. If she sat up... No! No.

Oh no, Miss Dwight. All she's do is sit up. He could sit up. He could sit her up. He could fucking do anything. It's a puddle. She's faced out of a puddle. You killed her,

Mess, the White. You killed her bitch. You killed her bitch. No. Well, I'm trying to kill her. She's still alive. She's difficult. She's difficult.

She's really good at surviving squirt. God, that bitch is. What the fuck is this? It's the most unaged fucking digit Come on man Squared in bed Uh

Squared in bed Uh Squirt Squirt squirt Boop Poop boop boop boop boop It's just wet This is wet slats

For the percussion Wait wait Wait wait Wait wait Give your water No, don't do it Don't do it We'll do it

We'll get the sound Oh my God He wants to He wants to authenticate. I want to authenticate. Squirting bad. Or breaking squirt. I don't know which one it would be.

I don't know which one it would be. I want to get the sound authentic. Bang. Bam. Ow, my back. Oh, my back. Oh, my God. That's fuck.

A lot of us. It's a lot of squirt, Jesse. That's fucking astounding squirt, Jesse. I'm fucking turned on, Jesse. I'm so turned on, Jesse. I'm squirting everywhere. My pants are 15 shades darker than they were before. My pants are falling apart with all ranch in my squirt.

The water pressure is crazy. Oh, bitch. All right, let's fucking move on. Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt. I wonder if that'll be enough. Holy shit, I'm under arrest. I wonder if that'll be enough. Holy shit.

They said I'm under arrest, dude. What are you? You got, you got a spam? Yeah. There's a warrant. There's three warrants my fucking arrest. Do I got a,

I got a cool one. No. I got a cool spam one where they were saying that like, uh, it said, it says, uh, like, uh, what did it say? I got a spam mail.

It said, like, I know what you did pervert. And they're like, we, we, uh, we hacked your, uh,

your, your stuff and you have nudes. and you better send me like crypto stuff it was like in the spam folder and I was like so like even if it was like true

I'm like all right I would be like hey fam sorry if you see my penis but like yeah so I guess there's been there's been some hacks and stuff um

they hack me all they want man hacks hacks have been getting kind of crazy so like there was so broke dude if they hack me right now they would just what the fuck what

they realized is how broke I am. Oh. Oh. I thought you realized. If they hacked me right now, they'd be like, shit, my bad, man. Oh, wrong person to hack. I'm like, why are you trying to hack regular people?

You got, like, people who have, like, a ton of money. Hack the broccoli hair bros that are chilling out and fucking doing the IRS streams in Florida. They have a lot of fucking money. Dude, do you hear about Offset? No, what happened? You didn't hear? What happened? So Offset has a gambling addiction.

Of course. But, like, it was so bad that, uh, damn it, who was it? Was it a X? No, who would he borrow? He borrowed money from Oh man. T. Ray.

F. Little. Fuck! I can't remember. Take A? Maybe. Who? No,

I don't want to get confused. That's what's happening right now? Shit. So, offset, one of the, two of the Migos. I was going to say three,

but that's fucked up. Yeah, one of them's God. Take, so Migos is three rappers from Atlanta. A few years ago, one of them.

Takeoff. Takeoff got killed in a gambling accident or whatever. And so now in another gambling incident, Offset was confronted. So I think Offset got confronted because he was just in the whole like $900,000. And then like he was still trying to like shake people down or something. And he basically ended up beating up this one dude that I think maybe he was trying to get more money from him because he already let Takeoff borrow like $10,000 or something like that. and he beat him up and then that dude ended up shooting

take off in the ass when he was walking away he got shot in the ass and so that was one thing that happened and like somebody was recording it and you can't kind of see him on the ground and I wish I remembered who was the dude that shot him

I can't remember his fucking name he's a rapper too he's a rapper I just can't remember his name because I wasn't aware of him gambling man I have the poison too I know I have the addiction of gambling I try to stay away from it though You play card games. I know, but card games are different kinds of things because I'm not wagering money.

Well, I play card games and I buy the cards I'm going to play with. I'm not actively wagering more and more money. Do you buy booster packs? Not anymore. Okay. I come as well of that. I have the urge to buy them. I feel it.

Yeah. But I don't like that. I get it. I see you. I just buy decks. I build the deck. I play the deck and then I eventually sell the deck away. Yeah.

Because that's the most healthy way to have it. And I see it's a problem. So I don't do lottery tickets. That's why I don't. I think I have a different personality in general. That makes sense. And I think I kind of make an effort to be like, I'm not going to partake in this because I know I could ruin my life.

You definitely have to be careful, man. Like, I see people, uh, I've seen people quit like the, the raid community because they, they went too far down the rabbit hole. The rape community?

The rape. Raid. Raid. Raid Challengue. Yeah, I see it because like it's a gotcha game. That's way better. That's so crazy.

No, I just see people fall off. Like I got all of these accounts, man. I could, I could, I could rule. I could go. I could go up.

I could go up if I wanted to. You just got to be careful, like, especially because all these companies, they, you know, they strategically designed things in a way. Like, uh, I just saw one of the most egregious examples where they introduced a new gear set into the game of Raid and it's busted. And then so then they just increased, they just introduced a new champion that can counter that shit. And to get that champion, you have to spend so much money at the shark.

It's so fucking egregious. Just seeing them keep rinse and repeating this shit. And I'm just like, aren't you a niggas tired of this shit? aren't you tired of them treating you like piss? Like just don't buy their shit And they'll make everything They don't have standards, unfortunately They'll make everything significantly cheaper

If you didn't fucking do it Every one person that's like I'm not going to do it There's literally like a thousand Yeah, thousand Yeah one Like right now like right now Me and Chris play destiny If destiny fails

They'll make a Destiny 3 If it doesn't If people stop playing the game Uh huh But people are still playing the game And that's the problem Stop playing it Right

Go somewhere else And I'm like I would not get revenue from this the next game will come out we have to put some out to get this community back and they'll put another game you're right I mean it's like you have to do that but people don't do shit like that

yeah I'm so connected to this game I've played it for so long and it's like yeah you may be connected to it but you deserve better quality we were getting they delayed a update for like three months it did an update the last armors that came out crashed the game literally which is like the fucking magic one the magic armor set crashed the game

you couldn't upload he couldn't turn the game the destiny update yeah oh that's funny like you gotta you gotta They got a skeleton crew working on that game There's no one left over there There's people left over there But we're all working on marathon

Is the same crew people? Well I mean I'm sure there's like different teams But I would imagine that there's like a skeleton crew The vast majority of the money and energy is going towards a marathon right now Because that's where it is probably So like let it die Let it let it sunset And then play Destiny during when it comes out

The thing with Destiny is that like they ended it kind of You know like they had an ending So like I don't know what people were really expected The main villain You haven't that the main main main was that the final shape Yeah they ended it It's unusual for like a live service game to have an ending, I guess, but like it did. So like, I don't know what people are.

I guess I should try to play before they just shut it down. I started it because I bought the, I told you that it was $7 for every fucking expansion. For all destiny? Yeah. Oh, that's kind of crazy. Every expenditure was seven bucks like on a, they changed it. Used to be cdkeys.com. It's now loaded.

I don't know why they loaded doesn't make me think of games, but okay. Yeah, that is odd. Yeah. Well, that's fascinating. You should play it. It's interesting story. I got into it and then there's the problem

is there's too much like, bro, I just saw fucking Crimson. I was going to be like, I think we already talked about it and I was like, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna wait until it's like 40 bucks

or whatever. But then I saw the fucking grappling movesets. Dude, they put in all the fucking wrestling finishers in it. Yeah. I didn't know.

Yeah, you just have to play 10 hours to get to it. Well, I think literally. Well, that's, that I might put a trainer in

and try to bypass that. Because that sounds crazy. I forgot I actually forgot about that Because we talked about that before Yeah Yeah that see that game looks cool But like it looks like it's really really cool A lot of really really cool service ideas

But no idea is taken to the point where it could be really interesting I think that's the problem out of it Oh I don't know I look like it looks like a wide variety of like really cool things that could happen But it's only like the first level of all those cool things I don't really like that I'll definitely get around to it I just want it to be cheaper

That's it For 40 bucks I'll try it 100% What's the next big game coming out I don't fucking, I don't even know. I don't think there's anything for me. There's that Saros game. Oh, yeah.

Returnal. There's the Star Wars game that's coming up, but I don't know if they haven't even given us a date yet. GTA? GTA. At some point of the year. So I fucking had to find a cave and buy my PS5. There's Castlevania. Oh, yeah, Castlevania.

The Star Wars game, there's DTA. No Witcher this year, right? That's next year. Yeah, it's not this year. Yeah, no way witches this year. That feels too soon. Damn, I want to play as Milf Siri, man. Well, you're going to...

Milf Siri. Oh, there's a... The Halo remake. Duh. Oh, your Halo remakes and gives their shit. Does that come out this year? Yeah. I'm excited for that.

What is it called again? Like, Halo campaign of all. Campaign involved. Fucking garbage name. Yeah, campaigns in a combat is funny. That's so stupid. It's... I hate it.

Man, they just... They don't know anything. CTE. CTE. CTE of all? Yeah. She's definitely had CTE. She's just all fucked up.

Shaking. He can't remember anything? He's talking like Brendan Scha. Joe Rogan. All right, let me see. Realizing Dr. Herbert West is a twink. Dr. Herbert West. What is that?

Do you guys know what that is? That name sounds so familiar. That sounds familiar to me too, but I don't, I'm not getting a, not getting the bite. Anyway, he says, my shit got stolen a couple weeks ago. And I'm wondering how exactly I should go about looking to replace it. The shit for reference being a series X and an OLED steam. deck. Damn. Damn.

From your house? How did you How did this occur? I want more This question doesn't get into the details but like bro like what happened That's a That's a crazy hall

It's like the kind of halls I'm getting on fucking marathon And I like Run a guy down and take all of his fucking stuff That's crazy That's a big You lost two purple items That's crazy

This is especially really expensive This is especially... Oh, sorry. He's from the Reanimator series. I didn't realize that. The Reanimator series? Yeah, I only... So there's a thing called the Reanimator.

I saw the first one. Okay, yeah, right, okay. I remember that. The Chronicles of Dr. Herbert West. This is especially vexing to me considering Steam doesn't even have Steam decks anymore. What? Are they out of Steam decks?

I didn't hear about that. Are they all sold out? Is that a thing? I could see that. the case because there's like probably the RAM thing I wonder. I didn't even hear about that. That is ass. Our Steam decks Well hold on Steam decks

Steam deck. You gotta be able to buy a Steam deck Steam deck buy. Yeah, Steam deck by. Yeah, Steam. Well, maybe third party. Oh sure. Right? Logiteg, Best Buy. Wait, what the hell is this? eBay, there's one for 500. Yeah, but like probably not from Steam. Yeah, refurbished. Holy shit. Oh, wow. Holy crap. eBay, you both have

Seamed decks, right? Yeah, somebody gifted me one I haven't turned my Steam deck on a while actually I've used mine a little bit too It means my switch a lot Yeah, I was playing it a little while I was playing Hades and then I was modded a shot of my I was playing

I was playing bloody roar I need to do that I was I might have like I put my shit on run on it Yeah I would play the shit And run bloody roar fucking I need to do that I only have that My PC right now

Final Fantasy Not Final Fantasy Freak Feta Ferry Fatal Frame Fat of Fury I got all that stuff. I was playing Legend Dragoon on the emulator and then I turned off random battles.

So, dude? Yeah, it's so funny. So, like, if you're trying to, because the rent, it's too much, dude. They need it. That old style of random battle is really bad design. They need a tweak it. But looking back on it, now it is very poorly designed.

Not being able to avoid encounters is not well designed. I think I understand why it was the way before. I get it. But now the way things work with, like, when RPGs where you can see. You're approaching an encounter. That is how it needs to be. Yeah.

I don't even necessarily mind random encounters because of grinding. But the thing is, it was just too often. You wouldn't be able to move very far without getting another and random encounter. It's not very random. The R&G felt actually much more precise than it being fucking random. This is when you have low HP and you're trying to get somewhere and it's like, oh. Yeah, I'm like, motherfucker. I'm going to die now.

So now like at certain parts. especially where they would definitely turn it up I would just turn it off on the fucking emulator I'm like this is so fucking awesome You're playing you emulated it proper right Yeah I'm on a I have the PS1 emulator duck station Yeah and I really like that one

And I'm gonna do so I'm gonna do a PS2 one next So I can play 5 for Newark Oh Because I haven't played that since I was a kid man We played it at Jordan's house recently Oh sick And we beat dude There was a point where you were just like

I was like I was laying on the floor for like five minutes straight, not moving. And he was just beating me up with random things. I love how Snoop dogs are fucking ninja in that game. And he's also like way too big. Like you know, he gave him way more muscles. Like Snoop, you've never at any point in your life ever had that much muscle. Like he's still small compared to the other people.

But I'm like, come on. I love why you kill him at the end though. Yeah, of course. He fucking tosses outside the window. And it says, K.O., like, no, he's dead. He's dead. With his fucking building. he probably was fine the shit he was doing that game probably ran down the building he was like

I'll make it out of here that game so much I love I love how like it's a it's a it's a bullshit fucking wrestling fucking beat him up game kind of not being up but like a wrestling game really but also there's a story in it and then you can actually customize your characters you have a fucking girlfriend your drip actually depends on how people that treat you while you're fighting I was like this kind of fleshed out this is more fleshed out than it deserves to be if you know what I mean that era of video games was so james genuine like they were just making games.

Yeah. That's just make something cool and put it together. Yeah, I agree. This is hysterical. What do we got? Cash Patel's ex-video's account, Spider Cash. Did we talk about that? That is like his ex-video's account?

That's real? I didn't hear about that. Yeah, he had like a porn account. Oh, what's on it? On January 6th. No. I'm dead serious. Why have we never talked about this?

I don't know. I guess like, I got to be honest. I don't know if it's real, but like so many people were talking about it. it as if it was that I'm just choosing to believe it and I also don't particularly care about being fair to people like Cash Patel so like fuck it yeah who cares I agree with that.

It is very funny though that that was X videos you said? Yeah Spider Cash fucking crazy to make a porn again in the first place as much Yeah What the fuck? Stop correcting my shit man Anyway

Yeah go ahead He says hello Puerto Rican Ranger Caribbean Ranger and Black Ranger To add to your growing list of professional listeners I am an aircraft security officer in the Bay Area. I listen to Derek and Sween scream the hard R while searching for weapons and improvised explosive devices. By the way, I'll sometimes out of boredom project this podcast through the aircraft PA system. April is my birth month, so wish me a happy go fuck yourself. Keep on keeping on.

Happy birthday, man. That is hilarious. The idea of that stupid squirting bit that we just did echoing through the halls of a fucking aircraft. I hope it happens. I hope it happens. Yeah, Merry birthday and fuck yourself hard.

I hope you get assaulted by one of your coworkers. Yeah, if you're listening to this, if you can hear this, this is an announcement to the entire craft. Attack the man that put this on. Attack the man.

He's going to be wearing suspicious clothes for sure. Get him. Go get him. There's not much time. You got 10 seconds. Yeah. Or else we're sinking this ship.

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What is this What is this Winter snap rod and he says Ahoi tank crew Has there ever been a Has there ever been a skill Or a title you acquired Just for the fuck of it

For example I became an ordained minister online during a show shift at a party at a at party city just because nice I have married a couple friends using these new profound powers hell yeah these newfound powers

just for the fuck of it no I was California food safe service qualified because I were just Starbucks I'm trying to learn programming now for the fuck of it yeah but I have some certificates for graphic design but what I don't even know what the fuck they were

it was just because I had many years of graphics in high school. I have two years, I have two degrees that don't do shit for me, you know, I don't know. Yeah. Other than that,

I have a fucking, I have an AA and freaking liberal arts, like every fucking pussy does. And then I have what's called an AA in freaking biology. That's it. That's interesting. Nothing.

They mean nothing to me, though. Yeah. You're technically the most educated. I think that's like... I'm the most collegial educated, yeah. Yeah. What am I? Oh,

I couldn't tell what I was looking at it first when I finally, I finally logged on to What is this weird thing? Oh so This looks gross I would never I would never love to kiss this

Oh so what are you experiencing right now So weird You're talking about pussies Yeah I'm talking I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying that's not what's happening I was trying to see Because I forgot I got disrupted I was trying to see if Dragon Moon X still exist

Oh And it doesn't look like it It's a I think you can it's a free domain You can get it at GeoCities If you want Let's grab it grab it up

redirect it to this show There is If you go to I'm hentai Dot xxxx There's at least an image Somebody uploaded With the captioned

Dragon Moon X And it is a photo of I'm not sure who this is But he's fucking Sailor Moon Yeah was that kind of shit Yeah I don't even know what the fuck that is That's away from the camera Who's that

Careful don't bring it into the camera I think that's Gohan It's I think it's supposed to be go Is it? That's a real like go to Or adult go tanks or something That's a That's Gohan

That face does not remind me of anyone That is supposed to be That's supposed to be When he's with the Supreme Kai's on the planet It's crazy looking It's getting stretched up pretty good All right well anyway It's some fucking gigantic balls

This drawing is crazy Yeah so that shit It was traumatized I was like, well, I'm out. All right, Mukuba wrote in. He says, hey there, Latin X, La Twink, and La Russell. Nice. In an episode of the Spike TV show Pros vs. Joe's, three average Joe's with some athletic background were challenged to go 10 minutes in a cage with UFC legend Randy Couture.

Couture. And the winner was the guy who tapped out Randy's submissions the least. Oh, okay. Okay, so he tapped out the least. Yeah. All the Joe's commented afterwards about various aches and pains after the challenge. The kicker of it is that Rand is, the kicker of it all is Randy is not a submissions expert. Anyway.

He's not at all. Why? Anyway, my question is, if you could put Young Kingston in a cage fight against anyone, who would it be? Young Kingston. What age are you talking? Let's say, when did you get lost? Nine. nine year than that that era nine year old kingston so who would be i vote bears

yeah just um just nondescript bears alaskan bears alaskan bears what about you kixon what do you think you could handle oh no probably just do you think you could take gary coleman at nine years old maybe maybe you know what i mean i think you could right that's a that's a you know some martial arts man that's a that's a Which one is the way of the tiny? But it's like maybe a 45-55 chance. Okay.

I think he could take it because he can lock in further than he's older. He's got some man strength, you know? Yeah. He's, I do really think he does train in some martial arts. He has to. I think it was, I don't know if it was karate,

but I think I may not misremembering. Anyway, who cares about Gary Colvin? What the fuck? Yeah, I don't know why I brought him up. Yeah. Yeah, a bear would be good. I also think there's a giant black man who fought in Pride a lot, Pride F.C., the Bob Sapp, who Bob Sap, I love that guy.

Bob Sap versus 9-year-old Kingston. Yeah, he's a fight to the death. Giant human. But the cool thing is, Bob Sap, and later in his career took a lot of dives because the Yakuza was involved in pride. That's what – is that real? Yeah, Pride failed because of how corrupt it was. It got to the point where the Japanese government had to step in because the Yakuza was fixing so many fights. So Bob Sapp, he would probably, because in his latter career, he just started losing a ton

because he was taking a bunch of dives. And so he would probably lose to Kingston. Yeah. Because that would be big money. That would not be good for my little kid ego. I'm not going to be a fucking martial arts master. Let me show you how big this guy is. Yeah, yeah.

Prime-roided Bob Sapp. What's his name? Bob Sapp. Yeah. What a sap. It's like freaking, what you call it? I remember talking to, I remember talking to freaking, what's his name, Johnny Nitro. at Creator Clash

Oh yeah Johnny Mundo Johnny Nitro And I was talking about And I was like I was talking to him He was like He knew who we were

Which is crazy also That is very funny And he was like Dude man I would kill It would be your height man You're such You're such a big guy

If you like train man You could be a monster And I was like Johnny You're all You're a steroid You're a walking steroid He's a specimen He's a specimen

He's like Johnny Do you see how you look And he's like Bro but look at how Dude you're like This is how you walk around You see how big your shoulders are man

me think true i would be disgusting if i was like roided out well yeah sure i'd be a fucking i'd look you'd have a great frame to like uh he looked like bob sap yeah probably like that oh my god that's bob sap yes i know that that guy that guy i would look like that yeah probably beating up a nine-year-old boy's hysterical that is imagine imagine a little dark imagine a little darker and a little less most i saw my dad looks i'm being dead serious oh really my dad is fucking huge oh shit my dad is a monstrous person so i'm just picturing him with like the safari fucking right the hunting outfit hunting right hunting right Oh, Kingston, we're going to fight because you're 16

You think you're tough. Why is it that we decided that Kingston's dad is dressed like the safarmy man from two-bondi. Why did we decide that? It's not something about an elephant rifle and it's like this is who we is now. That's a good origin to, for somebody to discover, how did that happen? Someone discovered. Look up the episode. It's not like a fucking. What are you going to look up the episode?

I don't remember the first king dad. It wasn't because like the one that it was a thumbnail, I think, He was already well established. He was already well established But by the time we used them Because somebody I don't fucking know, do so yeah That's the problem with

Having so many episodes like this There are moments that I want to find Like when somebody wrote in about that M&M thing That it's possible that Eminem Responded to that dumb skit that I did That sketched Do you remember that? Oh yeah

Somebody wrote in was saying that Oh this one line in an M&M song That came out after a little bit after your thing it might have been a response to your because my thing went you know what was semi viral on YouTube it did okay but then I know in like hip hop World Star and all this other places

it fucking blew up like huge and so it's a possible that Eminem actually heard it thing is I don't fucking know what episode that was when it was mentioned yeah I don't remember really know and I was like fuck when we finally start making real money

and we get like under like actual like yeah we're actually set it up We got to do. We got to end the podcast and go into Snark Tank Season 2. We got to do that. Oh, season two? Oh, so we can be chronicled proper. Like this would be like, hey, we had our podcast, the original Snark Tank.

We had our 400 plus beta episodes. Yeah. And now this is the, the, the, the, are we to Snark Tank or the Snark Tank? Are we snark tank or the snark tank? We're the Snark Tank. I mean, we could, we could. We can just be Snark Tank podcast. We'll be on.

Okay. When we finally find. When we get on that. When we finally find, I don't know, a manager or someone that can help us because finding podcast managers is fucking dog shit. Check out. There's an email of somebody who sounded interesting. I didn't read it all because I was on my way out to the Japan Fair. I assumed they were black.

I assume they were black and I kind of stood, you know. Wait, what happened? No, no, no, no. No, no. What did you say? I saved myself is what I did. I'm going to need the email. I stuttered and it was a bad stutter.

I'm going to need the email login from you before. we leave. All right. Yeah. What are you? It's, um, every, just not about Japiger. No,

every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every,

every, every, how many times that they've even changed, you know what I mean? No, that's, just, just, just,

just, just, not recently, not recently. The recent, know, the, the most recent

keyword search password, if you search password, it should pop up. Is it in our, in our, in our text chat. Text chat.

Yeah, the, it should pop up. You're gonna need to need me to prox something, then you know, and I got you. I just did that recently because on my, my new PC, I had to sign back into the email so then I, it works. It's still the same thing.

Okay. Um, I stuttered and it's a bad stutter. Because, you know, if you're trying to say Japan and he stuttered, you'll see, now you'll just say that first half of it. So it sounded like, it sounded like, it sounded like, is that disrespectful? I guess it is. Well, it is. It's just like, period of time people were calling them. You know when I was, when I was young,

when I was young, I didn't understand what, uh, why, like, I was like, why the fuck is, nip a racial slur. Like, what? Nip. Oh, because Nippon. Yeah.

Because what they call Japan. So it's basically just lazy racism. That's like Jap, Japan, Nipin. I was just like, that's just so lazy. Yeah, I don't even. It's like, is that how brits say Paki with so much fucking hating it. Yeah.

Yeah. It's kind of crazy. They call any brown person out over there. Well, they used to. It's probably not a common thing exactly. They call them all. But they would call all of them, dude. Like people from, it's freaking people, brown Israelis.

There was a while when everybody was. They're all called VCs, Asian people, like Viet Cong. That was well before us. That's what I mean. But it was just like, oh, fucking VC. It's crazy. Why's my grandpa never let anything like that slip ever? He was such a like not bad person.

It's because he got it all out online. Yeah. Yeah, he died when I was eight. He wasn't fucking online gaming. He had an account called Pito Troll. Hey, but it's okay. It was 15 years ago when he had it. I was 46.

That's crazy. I was a child. If you had a chance to go back in time and like have a conversation with your dad, like your dad is like you're hanging out with your 31 year old dad. Would you do that? Yeah, I think so. You think it'd be interesting? I'd be so,

that's such a fantastical thing to know. What about that? Like, I wouldn't be able to keep. I wouldn't be able to keep myself away because I think he died before 31. He did? I think so. Your dad passed real young then. Let me think.

Let me think. Oh, fuck. I don't know how it would, uh, quantify that. Are you doing high five? No. Oh,

I thought you were doing on. I thought you're doing a Kevin Coxner. Hyper distasteful, but okay, let's keep it going. What were you saying Derek before? Wait, was it,

was it, Kevin Costner? Is that the right? Is that the right guy? He's like, hey, wait. Is that the right guy? I just want to make sure

this is the right guy. That's what I thought you were doing. The last time, me brought that up and like your body language was so perfect emulating it it was so funny to me because we were talking about like um i think it was when the new superman came out and we were talking about like oh like and whatever just we were just talking about superman yeah yeah did the way that you add it was like so perfect i know i it's hard to regret i can't do it like it completely i can't do it on purpose ever again you you you ruined the moment so like because it was

already stupid but you made it so more stupid where i was like i can't respect that moment moment at all anymore. You totally like sold it so perfectly. It's complete fucking dog shit. It is. It is fucking crazy. There's some going around really. It is crazy.

There's kids in the bus or something. It really is one of those things that who cares? Because it's like you would be like shut up dad. I'm going to save you. Also couldn't he move? Also he's Superman. Couldn't he theoretically do it so quick. He could do so quickly.

People wouldn't know what happened. The thing is this right? People know Superman's Superman already. Some people in the town know. People in Smallville are not snitching on because he saved their lives. Was that implied in that? I don't know.

Remember he saved the kid in the bus. He said, like, my son saw him. My son saw him. But left a bus. He saw it, but over his head. What kind of accent is that? The kid never said anything. I know.

He never said anything, though, right? You know, he's like, no, you're probably like, you're like, you're awesome. Thank you for saving him. The reason why I, oh. My son saw him. My son saw him. lift.

You sound like what Paul's making a fucking voice. He flew at the camera polishing his fucking boomsick. And saved everybody. That's a smallville accent, I guess.

I really love how they did how they did them in a new movie where they're like actually southern like Midwestern like they're real people. Oh yeah.

Like they're real people. They were real like people with heart disease and everything. Right. Yeah. You can tell they like they they eat donuts for breakfast.

It just seemed like Clark. talk to them because Clark is like clear like a fucking cleaned up guy. They're the kind of people who would call Crapes gay. They would. I wish Clark had an accent though. Ew, thin pancakes. Hell them hot cakes.

Well, I need 100 of them to get fooled. I need 200. I need 200. I wish they made Superman have an accent. That's not really because I feel like he would have an accent if he was an alien. Well, gee, Clark. Clark, whatever you do, don't come back with the black. No black.

Wait, we. Clark. Remember what I talk. She's like trying to force her back out the house and it's working. Don't bring her in. No. No. Oh my God.

It's him for vending a black person running his house. No, she's going to talk to me and I'm going to start humanizing her. Don't do that. People just join again. You know, in a comic, Lois becomes black. And there's a moment of Congress, what are you saying? What are you saying?

I mean, that's her. She gets re-drawn? She becomes a black person. What do you mean? Like, there's some stupid fucking 60s comic hijinks. she gets in a fucking machine she becomes a black person Wait wait wait wait

This is very real So she actually So it's not that she's read It's not like oh Nick Fury It's no no no no And canonically she gets She turns black in the comic And then Clark asks her

He actually is like Would you still love me if I was a black man And Clark doesn't answer Wait I'm not kidding Wait wait wait wait wait say that again Sorry would you love me If I was a black woman

Okay that's right I would also say nothing Sorry Sorry sorry I was like, Would you love me if I was a black woman? And he's like, Damn, no.

He's like, nigga, you're an alien. Are you serious? This is real, I swear to God. That is so funny. Old comics were insane. Think of it like this. Old media was still of the time. Listen,

I'll say there's nothing crazier than that. I got to pull it up. The Green Goblin was originally just like in the original comic. It was just a black guy going home. That's insane. That's insane. And Peter Parker had a vendetta against him for no reason. black guy trying to get to his house.

Yeah. And he was like, hey, Peter, leave me alone. I just want to go home. He was like, no. Webb's his dick off his body. I know you guys have seen this before, but I just want to, like, maybe the audience hasn't. There's nothing more offensive than this.

I hate the same. I've never seen. Dude, that image of Mace windows so crazy. Put it on the screen for some people. This is like, there's no way this is an accident. Like, this is fucking crazy. That's so crazy. that that's a thing.

He looks like, he looks like, he looks like shoes. He looks like the missing link. That is the definition of chipping out. Like, that is, he's chipping out right now.

That really does look fucking crazy because that doesn't even look like Saving L. Jackson. It doesn't even look like you know what it reminds me? That looks like someone

from Tamry Jack, but some sort of monkey-esque man. You know what that reminds me of? It reminds me of the drawings I see a lot of house. of house? Yeah, you know I'm not saying

that looks like house I'm saying I'm saying The way Derek House I just not picturing House as a fucking monkey What I'm saying is

A black man monkey What I'm saying is There are drawings of I wonder if I could So there are drawings of Hugh Lorry right As House Where his head

Is always It's always like this You know what I mean Where he's got like He's got like And he's got like And he's got like a small mouth He's got like eyes here

Like he's got like a Squidward head Almost what the hell It's like elongated I don't think I've ever seen that before Every single Like caricature of house He looks like fucking Squidward That looks like an overview

Of one of the Ghosts from Keep going From the Pac-Man 3D games What? A little bit I guess The 3D Pac-Man games I guess

Is there any lore in Pac-Man? Yeah The first thing that pops up I think I know what you're talking about Yeah It's a fucking insane Like that Oh what come on

You think he's seen those Of course he has known him I'm sure this is the first thing you think is about every day The fuck I bet Chris Raygun did something about this Fucking Chris Raygun I hate that guy Every single drawing You know like

It gives him a fucking stretched out long long face It's just like What is it so disresby? What's that chimp A foreman What's that little black chimp that works for my mic? That's crazy.

What is that? What is that? It's powerful man. Oh wait. He wouldn't talk like that. That's Hugh Lorry. Excuse me. I was doing Hugh Lorry's accent, not doctor.

That really fucked me up. I was like, wait, I thought I knew where we were. Oh my God. Anyway. I don't like this drawing. And I know Chris Reagan or something to do.

This drawing. I know Chris Reagan to do this at fucking That fucking twat piece of shit I'm gonna shoot him in a face with a gun I'm gonna come over then Give him a fucking Chelsea smile With my cock With my car

They want to fucking And then it's fucking Hugh Lorry He rasses you to the floor He takes his dick out And he cuts the fucking cheek Open with his cock He doesn't even explain

He's like you know what you did might You know what you're like You know what you fucking did You laughed at that fucking image didn't you You did. You, fucking, you set me up in June, Mike. They start slapping you in the face real hard. You fucking did this.

He takes a break, puts on the house theme song on his phone. He puts on his house clothes. And then he changes. He gets all housed out. He houses out. He starts a living on purpose. Housing out is crazy. He's housing out.

Slapping you with the fucking cage. It's like a singular moon transformation. Forman. He puts a fucking tweed jacket out. Forman, I'm going to give this man Lupus right now. I'm going to cut this man's fucking cheeks over with my cock.

That's not a good idea, man. Good luck eating soup now. That makes image really wild to me, bro. I forgot how crazy an image that was. He was like a literally You can literally hear Crash Bandicoot Xylophers playing in the background when you see it.

He literally looks like he looks like how Zeus sound. What? It looks like a Zeus. Anyway, Sabine or Salvin

Reddy says, what's so beautiful Sebian? Sexy and word my PR team is pleading me not to say. What do you say? Sabine's a Star Wars character.

S-A-B-I-N? S-A. S-A? Stephen A or sexual assault? What are we doing? That nigga, oh my God. He's been on a fucking bit of a tear lately too.

Oh, he's a fucking easy. I'm like, shut the fuck up, Stephen A's man. Stick to reading tweets on TV. I beat my kids. I'm proud of being my kids.

Like, nigga, you are proud of hitting children. I don't, I can't stand that, Nick. If he's not talking about, I can barely tolerate him talking about basketball.

I can't, anything else is fucking like, nails on a chalkboard. There needs to be a real conversation around. What, beating them seriously? Yeah, beating them seriously.

Beating children, beating a children should be taken way more seriously. Did you say beating a children? Yeah, beating a children, beating a children, beating multiple child. Beating a children. Beating multiple child.

A healthable child. That shit needs to be discouraged a lot. People think that because they got beat, they need to beat children and it's not a true. See, I actually feel the opposite. I wasn't beat, but I think I should beat my kids. Well, you should go. I want to flash kick my- You should let a car beat you to death.

I want to have a, if I have a daughter. Run into a car. I'm going to do a. I got it. I got it the first time. Don't get hit by a car. You cost a problem. You, you run into a car hard as you can.

And then if you wake up, you get up and you run into that car again, you don't give up. Nice. You're getting hit by a park car is insane. I've been hit by a park car. I believe it. I've hit the park car. Yeah, there you go.

Anyway, Sabine wrote in, he says, with the original Resident Evil trilogy being ported to Steam, that was really random. On April 1st, I'm pretty sure they did that. It felt like a joke. Like regular? Yeah, the original games. Oh.

Yeah. So they're on PC now, which is cool. Easily accessible on Steam. It's kind of surprising that's the first time. Can't wait to give Mr. X some tits from R. You mod, Resident Evil fucking one and two Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put,

I'm gonna specifically, you know, Mr. X has the trench coat and hat, I'm just gonna give him tits. Low-Poly tits? Yeah, one, I'm a crash of the wall and then have some nice tits while he's about to pound the He's into the room way before he does. Wow.

When he moves the front and freaking helicopter? I'm super excited to see, uh, what people will do with this game. Yeah, anyway. He decided to pick them up and started with Resident, He was fantastic so far. I just saved Leon in the factory. And now I'm wondering what do you guys' opinion on these games are.

Personally, going back to this game, blew my expectations out of the water. It leaves me with high hopes for when I get to three. Should be noted that this is with being able to skip the loading animations. I could not imagine that back in the day. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. So it's like, it's more seamless, I guess.

That's cool. I hadn't considered that, actually. It's probably cleaned up. And you're saying original, now, like, Is it is the PlayStation, the PS1 ports? Is the PS1 or adjacent? That's the foundation of it. I don't know if it's like the PC version functions differently or something

or if it's like a Dreamcast, I really don't know. Yeah, the Dreamcast one or Dan for 2 was fucking, that was so awesome at the time. Yeah, it might be that version. I definitely, I'm going to take a look because I haven't looked at it and I want to see what it is and then I want to fuck with that immediately. I wonder if it runs on Steam deck. That'd be a great scene game.

Some games you think Some games aren't available It's weird It's like dude Mega Man legacy collection Like it runs but it says not supported And it's like what the fuck is it? Mega Man X Not supported maybe

Both of them The load out That's happened Sometimes there's load outs They're not supporting things Loadout what do you mean Because for me When I when I downloaded the Chiaku thing

For the PlayStation Oh Chiaki yeah It didn't have a load out base It'd have a natural load out For the control scheme That I had to get one directly From off of steam that someone had Oh I see what you're saying

Yeah Well yeah I want to pull a lot play some Mega Man X on my Steam deck and I can't. It's fucking stupid. Anyway. Oh. Gay shot. No.

I'll save that. Charged to gay. Ooh. Gay sobs. Gay sparks. Gay. What are you doing? All those abilities.

Mega Man X's abilities, but gay. Storm homo. What is this? What is this? What is it mean? King Dad. dating, King Dad dating Cat Black wrote in.

Whoa, what a nightmare. Now would be a couple. Oh, I'm with such a bitch. The hell is she up to me? I don't know, I don't know. I'd heard from her. That's old. That's old grudge, so I don't even...

She's trans, I think. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, definitely not my dad. Why do I... What did she do, she did something to me? She drew you with the, uh,

the Nazi armband. Nazi armband. Really? She, she, uh, She said it was like a I remember I saw it for the first time Through a shoe and head video Yeah

And um I was like what I'll never forget man Yeah it was like some band I remember the stream she did That was fucking stream where she was like Being for three straight days for seven hours I remember that

Hard in the panties I wish I wish Lacey dated Sargonne of a cod instead What the why Isn't that like Infilly worse No because she thought I was more She thought I was more racist

and sorry how does that happen because she's fucking in it he edged you out a little bit it's it quite a little bit a little bit I just like

I'm wondering that like where that even her perspective in some other people's perspectives like where it's a dude what's it like was it and they think that dickhead means be piece of shit

which sometimes it does not quite for us though I was just like that's a thing it felt like it was just all telephone it is it is all telephone I don't know

I haven't thought about cat black and fucking forever right that's what I was I don't really care anymore, like whatever. Sure, that was so long. How many years ago was that, dude? Yeah, it was for, it was like nearly a decade ago.

Yeah. However, her at that moment, fucking complete idiot. Fucking complete moron. Nothing there. Nothing worth saving. I mean, she seems to be thriving on YouTube. Really? She's blowing up?

I wouldn't say blowing up, but like it's, you know, it's, you know. It's, it's change. It's good. Like something. 95 views. Sorry, 95K. 65K. And she's like, the last one, she talked about the, uh, Byron,

know him his his fucking giant tits that shit's just crazy all right anyway he says question mainly for Derek and Chris how do you think the dynamic of the pod will change when Sweene finally gets back from being far cried

I'm back the Sweene bot 69 thing was kind of funny at first but I'm real interested to see how Warlord Kingston will play out that's right you are a lot he's not an end up a warlord a board is getting him immediately

I can't be a warily I don't have to build yeah well you do have to build I just don't have to build I just don't have the zeal. You'd be sick. You should you should resurrect like the Zulus. Like you should like really

like fucking. I'm not even Zulu though. That's a thing. I might have that part of Africa. I know you're not but like what I mean is like you'll it'll be kind of like I'm like central west African if anything. What's that guy's name Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai? Like where you become like an honorary but you're kind of care. I'll be the final

nigga. Yeah you're kind of like you're fighting alongside them and you're like you're the truth essentially. No. You you rail against the Africa really bad though. I want to go to a frigging, uh, what to call it. I'm going a lot of places. The fucking long-ass flights always turn me off. Yeah. I'm going to Hawaii in a few months

and I'm going to be fucking really not happy about that. That's not even that far. Yeah, it's getting in a plane in general. Oh yeah, you don't like that. Yeah. Over ocean. Over ocean. I don't like that either. I'm going to shoot your plane down. It's really not funny. Not funny at all. Remember they said that there might be an attack on the West around?

Remember the FBI said that? Yeah, and they lied. Yeah. They lied. It's sight problems. made lied and then all of a sudden you're gonna see a fucking plane with a turban fucking coming your way no

let me out I can stop it I try to go in front of the plane I get out the fucking plane I go on the front I try to catch it you and a little bit of give there's a bit of like

the pilots the pilots are like oh like the little fuck there's a moment where I was strong enough to stop to play. You don't even have anything.

You're in air. There is nothing for you to push back against. You have no grounding to even get any friction. No leverage at all. No leverage. I love that, dude. So stupid. The idea of a little bit of pushback in that moment is crazy.

It's like, oh. That's the ultimate. It's like, holy shit, he's special. That would even mean, like, you can fly. Because if you push back, that means you were able to, like, have a little bit of force. Like, you flew for a, for a millisecond. If someone could teleport me at the moment where I'm able to push it back a little bit and then study me and rehabilitate me afterwards,

what a convoluted fucking thing to say. Someone could teleport me the second I was able to do it, not a second later. A second later, I'm gone. Right. So one moment is like, get them out of there. They pull me into a whirlpool. Your whole body's numb. And they're like, when we're done doing tests on you, you could change the world.

That whole flight's fucked. Those flights are fucked. Lily's gone Lily's gone But you can really help the world from now on I like that Anyway let's get the fucking out of here Lily juice raining from the fucking sky

Lily juice Let's smell like dino chicken nuggets If I did That's fucking horchata That's insane Dino Nuggies man Dude Jojo was on a tear with those for a minute I hate dino Nuggies

Some of them are good dude I hate Dino I don't like them either I was dude I'd rather have McDonald's chicken nuggets. I know the dino nuggets the McDonald's whatever they like Tempora type shit that they use is really good. I like that. Yeah. Do we made we made

meatball subs? Is he fucking lying? I posted it. I posted it. That's AI. I saw it. I ran it I ran it through my algorithm that I made in my I ran it through AI and it said it's AI. Oh nice. Nice. Nice. I'll show you they're pretty they're pretty comps. I really thought you were

going to pull out a gun in for seconds. I'm not like that yet. Genetic memory, I think. What does it mean? I'm like that's louder than you think it is, the statement you just made. What do you mean? It's pretty crazy. But, you know.

What do you mean? What do you say? What are you saying? What are you saying? What did you say? What did I say? Yeah. I said, what's time to end the show?

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We're actually in person. That's blood. What is that? He has blood and testicles. It's blood and testicles. Why is that? What? My little dinner.

I got a little salad too. A little salad next to it. You took the picture so far away. I have a little bag of beef. You took a picture of the living room with food in it. Let me see. A little bag of beef on the side.

We made strawberry or rice crispy cheese. That's beef? What type of framing is this? We made strawberry rice crispy treats. Is this the whole picture? Okay. This is that side of. I thought this was the big treat.

A strawberry rice crispy treat. Yeah. Just the edge of a table. A little bit of chopped strawberry is in there too. There you go. Fantastic. I'm sad. I don't know.

Something's wrong with me. I can't like eat normal stuff right now. It's going to crazy. I'm having to try. I don't know. I'm like I'm hoping I can't explain it. Oh, and it was that like it feels like,

if you ever had like extreme like acid like reflux or whatever, your saliva would start like building thick like it would try to like combat it. And for no reason, haven't even eaten yet today, just had some water. It's like filling up like that. Like as if my acid is like going crazy. And for no, it just, it makes no sense.

I have no idea what's going on. So I'm pissed off because I had a fucking endoscopy like two months ago. And they're like, oh, you're clear. And now I'm like, fuck, do I got to go back? Because now I'm like, that's the worst thing. He's got to use his dick. He's got to put a camera on his cock and he just came out. That's why what happened.

He didn't actually, he was like, oh, you're good. And all he did was fuck my mouth. He just, his face fucked you, fucked your ass a little bit. Dude, I have, I have a memory. I swear this was real, but I could just been out of my mind. Not getting fucked. on guys. Are you sure?

No, but like, well, I don't, maybe it was a dick, but like, I felt the camera in my throat. And I was like, I woke up out of the procedure. You saw the camera in throat and you, when you open drives and you saw. And I was, I was struggling. I was struggling. I felt something that felt a little scratchy. I wasn't sure what was happening. And I was just getting pumped.

I was just like, then I fell asleep and then I was like, was that real or did I imagine that? It felt fucking real, dude. I remember me waking up. It's not funny at all. And getting absolutely sexually assaulted. I remember that. You could potentially get sexually assaulted. We're laughing at you.

Because it's like fucking Mr. Miyagi over here laughing at you. But you know, it'd be crazy. If that happened, because like when I woke up in the middle of the procedure, what I remember, there was the nurse people. There was multiple people in the room. So they were observing. There was a line. Everybody's, they were way. They're keeping their shit up.

They can't wait. One guy's just giggling. Oh, my God, I'm so excited to fucking. It's unconscious black man. Oh, my God, I can't win. I got up struggling to put him back to sleep. I'm like, hurry up. I'm getting soft.

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's one of those things that, you know, you would definitely want to just keep to yourself. If you got mouth fucked by, you know, a GI, you want to, you want to keep that dude. I get it. It happens sometimes, man. I understand there's a lot of people that, like,

they want to go to the cops about that stuff, but man, I'm just telling you. Oh, God. Just keep your son, my cheeks are... Remain a statistic, man. You can't fucking molested. Hey.

Why are you laughing so hard at that? I don't know. There's something slapsticky about it. It is a slapstick molestation. There's something looting, toony about someone getting molested. It's, well, the way you described it is just so fucking home alone and zany. Waking up blind.

And it's like, oh, and you're fucking, nose is touching someone's belly you're like there's no way you'd be like coming out of like that you would not know what the hell's going on so it is entirely possible anyway Hey man, straight your things have happened no we're going to read the

we're going to read the names now the $25 enough patrons remember Patreon to Star Tank Star Tank Shop for merch You know what it is go over there Get your name right at the end of the show like all these fucking people Come me down Sam Woodwicky Sam Eat I have a roe

bot boner. Me. For you. I have a boner made entirely of dick meat. I guess it's... Their metal is meat to those, so it's true. He has a real big day.

He has like a regular human flesh. It's like human flesh and his size appropriately. Sam, we don't have statutory laws. Cybertron. I'm cybertrod. Sam, I'm gonna fuck you, Sam. Statutory. no meaning

like if there's rust on the field then I will not yield play cyberball robot ball it's just there's no effort at all

put it to like the Navy conventions robot ball come come play robot baseball with me Sam Wickie It's like putting space in front of everything just because it's in space. Yeah, it's exactly. It's a robot.

Robot ball. That doesn't even say it. That could be any sport. It can be like robot football. Within context, we'll know what you're talking about. The Decepticons are coming. They're coming to. Literally.

They're coming, Sam. I can hear them. They're coming for your booty. Would you rather have a tank or a helicopter or a. jet in your ass or a semi-truck he's taking orders or a semi-truck wouldn't that would that would that would that be better sam if he had a

semi-truck in your ass rather than a fucking jet an f-19 you want a F-19 in your ass sam no don't want anything in my ass oh geez I don't want anything my ass bitch three to one please

I don't want anything in my ass mr. bopthamus Jesse Pinkman mr prime mr prime do you want it Jesse Pinkman Walter White have given me meth to widen your ass

So I could fit my entire My entire Fleshy penis in it Oh is this why I've been hiding the meth in my ass Istaway Yes Jesse Yes Jesse now listen to Optimus Have sex with Octimus

Have sex with autism Yes I'm excited I'm excited Fucking licking bark plays. Here's more meat in your eye. I'm fucking completely. I don't know, man.

Fucking whatever. Here's some meat in your eye. Here's some meat. Here's some meat in your eyes. Transformers. Here's a in your eye. It's garbage. All right.

He's kidding. He was going to assault Sam. I don't care about anything else. I don't care. The president wants to meet with you. I don't care. He doesn't kill the AllSpark. We're going to get the AllSpark.

I don't care. I don't care about the All-Fark. I don't. I don't. Give a shit. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. It's just, oh, my God, Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck.

You're that? That's a good one. That's a good, that's a good card. He looks so retarded, dude. Like, what a fumble. I got to tell you, that's the one thing that I'm like, what a fall, dude. It feels like if you wanted to sabotage a character,

that's exactly what you would make him look like. Yeah. He looks like It looks like fucking Don Rickles It got a little bit Fat and it hurt Which for the Yeah fat doughy

And like fat doughy Basically a fucking Simpson Skin white Like he's so He's so white Does he make sense Like what is going on? He's at the helmet on forever

He's got no pigment Is that well That's him under the suit Kind of does make sense a little bit To be powdery white Yeah absolutely Not Sun hasn't touched his bare skin and God knows how long.

But he had, that's not how that, that wouldn't do it. Not to mention his skin is burned to an unbelievable degree. If a human being covered themselves for decades, they wouldn't turn into powder white. If Kingston, if Kingston was locked in a lightless cave, hale-er. If Kingston was locked in a lightless cave for 13 hours, he would come out, made wider than that show. You're right. Derek, he also had like third-degree burns. Yeah, but why did, why would that make him?

powdery white. That's why because I'm sure his skin is damaged to all shit and then whenever you've seen people have people with damaged skin turn powder white. They haven't also been outside of the fucking white for so long too. I'm just trying to I'm just trying to feel like how pigmentation somehow would turn you into a color that's never turned into a human does never turn into the actual color white before. It's a minute it's the mid-a-lorian. How many white people have you seen that have been burned severely and then kept out of sunlight for years? Two. Oh really? There is a couple. There in and I want them as a guest star on here.

Well, bring them in. Bring them in. Burn victim one and two. Burn victim one and two. Come on, sit. They're still, they're still sizzling. They're still sizzling.

Listen, white as you can get is probably, you know, an Irish nigga, you know what I mean? They're pretty white. Yeah,

but like, that's, what? You don't know who his dad is. You don't know who fucking how white he is. Who? Anakin. Oh,

I guess so. Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah, they never showed his white ass. He couldn't have a dad. His dad is the sky, it's wind.

It's the fucking flowing of the water Gay? Was he like a... All right. What was that? Gay. I didn't like the animation on you. Anyway.

Come me down. Proper. What, fucking... Do it, do it. Three to one. All right. Ew. Young grain of sand,

Indianus bones, and the gators of the lost ass. Nice. Hickey on a hemorrhoid by the dominoid through his teeth. She. tell on my session to life for. A game informer, I hardly know her.

So unlucky I smoked an E-Sig charging my E.V. and still caught fire. Very cool. The Great Unwashed. Spud and middling out our list that sometimes the King of Have Pazard, Holocaust Denier who would actually be relieved if it didn't happen.

The dumb slut that is getting accused of being a dumb slut at work, no seriously HR is involved. a different sad guy for Michigan Louis Armstrong singing We Are Charlie Kirk but with a little bit of swagger Cold Brew King Um

We are Charlie Kirk He's a little afraid He's a guise for the guest He's a lad of his name He's a Muppet, right? He's a Muppet His courage our own I forgot about the second one

Together unbroken Will make heaven know I didn't know the rest of it I forgot I know the entire verse I know at all I don't know sorry chorus I don't know any of the verses Oh yeah yeah yeah Who the fuck

Yeah Alpha V the gayest Bronco fan of the history being gay Is really on On the court the way I need Israeli on the court The way I net in your hoop Oh my God Israeli on the court

I need my change And rounding our list is always The king of haphazard Erica Kirk Has challenged Drusky To a squirt off Cash Patel Did you see what Jake Paul said

He was like The fact that he wouldn't fucking did that That's sort of respectful Like it's so fucking Yeah but he's mentally disabled I feel like he's like I feel bad being in front of him now Didn't he like pretend to

he tried to frame what was that guy? Banks Faze Banks Yeah, you remember that? I do remember that Yeah, like, oh, Fais Banks like choked some chick out and they like put makeup on him and shit. Yeah. I was like, why did I get swept on the rug?

That is insane. Like, yeah, Jake Paul, fuck Jake Paul. Yeah. Who gives a shit? Fucking, fucking dip shit loser. Cash Patel Warrior of Valhalla. Cash Patelle is the ultimate warrior Valhalla. You can't forget. Yeah, he is.

See you in Valhalla, my friend. you guys in Valhalla. I'll keep an eye on all you, no matter which direction you are, I promise. I'm pretty sure both of you aren't fucking pagan. Like, what the hell is that? Imagine him giving some kind of like inspiring speech. It's impossible. Cash Patel.

Who the fuck is he going to inspire? Nothing. Not a single thing. Suicide, maybe. Big Chrissy. Give me. Give me orange. Give me eat orange.

Me eat orange. Give me eat orange. give me you. Is that the is that's the the translation from that eight that learned sign language

right? I think that sounds about right. Where he learned how to, he learned, is that what that was? Yeah,

he learned how to say feed me and the direct translation of the video is give me orange, give me eat orange, me eat orange, give me orange, give me orange, give me you.

Give me you. It's fucking hysterical. Because I like, what I like about that is that it implies that from the gorilla's understanding the monkey's understanding whatever.

I don't remember if it was a gorilla or chimp or whatever. But like from that animal's understanding, language-wise, if something's being addressed to a person, that address happens at the end. Because you doesn't show up at all. Like he seems to understand you as if it's a period. Ah.

You know? So it's like, it would be like in, uh, I don't care. It's me that Malik, guy creating grating by eggs of it like

Parmesan at Olive Garden Yegam Nadrosiv The Fentastic Four Fantastic Four I'm surprised I have not heard that

I know I'm reading and I'm like Fireworks Ben really grim He's just like like He's his fucking He's his fucking

He's Ben really grim. He's just like, fuck. That is peak. Ben really fucking grim. The bensible woman. Human torched.

And he's just lying on the floor. He's lying on the floor. He's lying on the floor on fire dying. But not screaming. He's so fucking high. He's so out of it. Ben grim, the thing.

He's a rock. Archway. No, he's just Coke rock. He's crack rock. He's crack rock. He's crack rock. He's a eight ball. That's crazy.

And of course, Mr. Fantastic. Mr. Fantastic. And he's just laying down all the time. He's just, he's just, he's just a guy. His limbs are all loose. He just laying down. He can't be hurt because he's just too fucking relaxed. He looks stretchy just because he's been leaning in one direction for so long.

He's limbered by execution only. I didn't try to have to say. the Fantastic Four. Drawing of that would be that, yeah. That's on the level of a, you know what? That is Final Fantasy Tier. I agree.

Like, we gotta get a whole Fent line going. I like a Fentline. I like Final Fantasy a lot. There's a fucking fantastic shirt. A Fent line's great. The Fantastic Four is absolutely next. The Fantastic Mr. Fent. I don't know.

We'll figure it out. We'll workshop it. There's definitely shit that we can do. Yeah, there's got to be. I don't know why I want like a Wolverine version of Fentvoreen Yeah, Finn Vint Vareen or something I want

I just there's something He'll hit with the fit and just It'll work Yeah I think so too Yeah The only remaining Starship Canon Mom fan On this barren earth Come on I'll suck you off

Headstrong I'll suck off anyone Drop Trow Let's see that dong Headstrong Headstrong Mine was like I like that drop trial

Mine was I know that you are long I know that you are long And this is not Where we belong I forgot what I put for that part Do anything Forcome

I got to retweet that The guy never saw it Oh yeah The trapped guy That was the only reason I made it Sean Trapped Sean Trapped Emmett Till

Game Borman Ad Vosborn Not even gonna fucking Not even gonna play your game Chris Gay Crazy taxi But it's just a man filing his taxes The Dead Spider

Lick his shitter Like an apple fritter Chugged down Spunk by Gaino Mars Uh Chugged down Spunk That's fucking so stupid Lost so much weight I got a foreskin again

oh congris congratulations man oh congratulations uh chris when you read this we'll forget he's gay uh delta gamma yep there we go literally fed this title last week

why is it still crying clamy lesse while healy the fall out three aliens had Tourettes guys calm down with the ableism uh that's a good one cumstock boomerang that is fucking crazy

come stock boomerang I'm going to kill the president with a mortar farting on my roommate's door at 3 a.m anti-disease anti-disestablishmentarianism yeah I've heard that word a long time I know that was like middle school shit

that's a nostalgic word this word is how fucking long this word is look how long it is it's longer than my dick look how long it is we got how long that word is it's so fucking long

so much longer than my penis it makes me sad shut up sap Shut up Shut up Why do you have clothes on Sam Get in the Get in me Sam

You get in the He gets in the truck pit And then he transforms And then he crushes him I've always thought about that That's always been like an intrusive thought of mine Like somebody inside the car When it transforms

Oh 100% And they're just like Getting mangled Mangled Mangled Uh home boys be calling me Kangaroo Jack For the way I be hopping on that nutsack

Joe Rogan Get in me Joe Rogan There's an ice bath in me Go. Get it. Oh, really? Oh, I'll try it out, Optimus Byrd.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jamie, pull that up. Pull that up. Pull that up. Pull that up. Jamie. Jamie.

Pick me upies. Upies, Upies. Pick me upies, Jamie. Upies, Jamie. Ignore my giant flesh penis. Upies, Jamie. I don't know, girl. I don't know, Joe.

I don't know. I don't know. What does he sound like? He sounds like a fucking, he sounds like a fucking, he sounds like a fucking, he Sounds like squillium? A little bit, but like not as exaggerated. It's monotone squillium. I'm not going to fact check you, Joe Rogan.

I actually think I was, I legitimately thought about coming out of like political retirement and making a Jamie video. Because I was like absolutely no one is talking about how much of a villain this guy is. I know. Because he's just enabling all of his retardation because he has. he has that he could refute every stupid thing Joe does and you should do it more often back in the day now he just lets Joe run wild with all the dumbest shit and I'm like Jamie is not getting any hate

and he needs some Jamie needs hate he needs hate Sam go kill Jamie go kill Jamie from the Joe Rogan experience I've got my Autobots in position take bumblebee to kill Jamie for the Joe Robblebee.

Let bumblebee get the last shot. I want him to make a weird radio quip at him. What the hell is that bumblebee? Is that bumblebee? Joe. What's the bumblebee, man? What's that? I don't even know.

That's not, bumblebees aren't real, Jamie. I can't inject that into me. If I can't, what's the point of even knowing about something? If I can't inject it into me or if I can't go into an ice pass about it. What's the fucking point? Their bubble me just puts on Having a good time Yeah, yeah

I'm a shooting stock Bashing like a fucking Like a gorilla that's scared This is so stupid Please end the show You're stupid This is so dumb When a good time

Shooting stars Fire through the sky Like a tiger The law's of reality The song goes out for so long that it's like in your head you think like if you heard it you thought you'd think like a whole like choreographed sequence is happening yeah like almost like a fight scene but it really is just a still shot a static tripod shot of of bumblebee slamming jo rog again to the ground until it's just puddles

bumblebee i said jamie oh yeah i forgot oh my god oh whatever Fuck. Whatever. Bring Sam back. I'm horny. He said, James just left there like, what just happened? I'm leaving.

I want no part of this. I'm free. I'm free to do it. I always wanted to do the same thing again. For a lesser... For Andrew Shelter. He just moves over to Angie Shelts. farting on my wrist

All right, I read that. A homeboy, oh, chainsaw chud. Let my wife do, let my wife Left my wife to do penis. This dick is hard for yours. Penetration, no cleaning. Fuck my butt so well I be creaming.

This last resort. What was it left my wife for? What? Left my wife to do penis. This dick is hard for yours. Penetration. No cleaning. Fucking my butt so well.

I begin creaming. So here's the thing. It's a little wrong. So mine, I, I had a fornication brobreeding. I love that. That is good. I love his, because a lot of people are tripping on the bro breeding thing. I love that intro.

It's way better than the one that I have. Left my wife to do penis. Because mine was just, it was stupid. It was like, fuck my ass into pieces. Like it. I think that's funny. It is. It is fun.

It is so stupid. It's so. But left my wife to do penises. It's clever. I like it. Yeah, that's like the stuff we always talk about with it, like the rhyme with the original. My legacy is now influencing snark tank merch with Biocococinphidic. I have it on my sticky note, like right on my monitor. Oh, yes.

I always look at it. I can't wait to rock that shit. Yeah. Especially on the train. I've peaked. On the train, Biococac infidic. I'm going to get some one's going to attack me. I'm okay with it.

Somebody goes up to you say, oh, that's not it. You walked away time. Optimus, get him. Optimus? Yes. Optimus slime. He's the train. He's the train.

Oh my God. You insult my train? You insult my train? Biotock. So stupid. Trump suicides on 9-11 so nobody really celebrates. It wouldn't stop me, man. No.

Berserker brilly. That would just reconnect for like 9-11 entirely. Block party, man. Block party. I don't think people are prepared for how, like. It's going to be really. Dude. It's going to be so disrespectful.

The cult members are going to be so fucking sad. It is going to be really fun. There's definitely going to be crying. Like Alex Jones is going to be crying. You know, it's going to be a whole. Yeah. People are going to be dancing. It's going to be jigs happening in the street. Oh, it's going to be. It'll be, it'll objectively be the best thing he will do for everybody. It'll be the most celebrated death like in like human history.

In him, as of right now, I think so. American history. American history, I agree. Oh, American history. No contest. I 100%. Yes. He's going to be. 100%. 100%. No contest for American history. man and we're going to be thriving. People don't understand.

People are going to call out of work. Like it's going to be crazy, there's going to be dances in the street, bottles being popped, fucking food sizzling everywhere. You should be. Fireworks. What people should be doing, right,

in that scenario, if you're a Trump supporter, is being glad that your president has offered so much joy. Yeah. You know, because it's the most joy he's ever going to give that many people.

Very true. You know? So Mariton's going to have to see people fucking having a holiday because his dad dies. It's going to be fucked up. Berser Broly's bang bus-sized Beanser 2, why so derpy?

The gay of Hormuz is wide open, fellas. Nice. Pugnacious Flex, absolute Epstein. I know a white guy named Jalen, Jalen O. The King of Wack Bastards. Tankus, the Trashman, Sweetie's four-ply ribs, the king of Habazard. Elsa Cure Dick. Nice.

Very cool. I was trying to figure out what it was supposed to be. The Star Tanks resident V-tuber. Derek Knachavan is innocent. Hasak Fram. Round that Asian can't make this stupid fucking grappling hook work in this stupid fucking game Graveling hooks are hard man

They're weird to code And rounding our little list The Corinth of Habhazard The King of Habhazard The Hate Chris and Sween A.k.a. Colonizers have for deer A.k.a. Natives. Sounds eerily Familiar hashtag noticing.

Hey man. That's fine. That's fine. You're not wrong, I guess, on some fundamental level. I'm not changing. I'm not changing. Wario's DUI lawyer chop suey but all the words are grenade Queen of Fap Hazard shooting webbed spider cash and shot Uncle Trump

Bald blue-eyed German man Waiting for the Expedition 33 movie With Sween as a lunet flying around the screen Michael Imperioly saying we should draft Rob Schneider To Iran That is true Christopher from the Sopranos was like How about he goes?

I did see that I did see that I saw a quote of it Yeah, I didn't hear him say it That is very funny I love that Fucking good old Chrissy Yeah Chrissy Send him to fucking Iran.

I said him to fucking a ride. They send him to fucking a ride with a car that talks to me. That's crazy. Tony. Tony Soprano. Tony Soprano. And me, Optimus Prime. What are you talking about?

That's a good fucking duo, dude. That's a great fucking duo. Are you kidding? Oh, man. Look, man. Where's fucking pussy bottle? Where the fuck's pussy got? I have no idea.

I have no. I've been driving. waving around all day as one does I'm gonna find fucking pussy he fucking betrayed us he betrayed you and me Optimus Brian

he betrayed it betrayed everybody he went into the Decepticons he went into the septicons right by my back we're gonna fucking kill him oh there's there's a universe I would love to live in I would love to use it within the multiverse

I want to find the one where the Transformers and Tony Soprano actually was in one show Like which When you think about the multiverse theory There is one There is one

Universe With the way it happens You hear when I said T A really sad juice Snark Tank's honorary left is Thugzilla The 70th anniversary of boxed Is only 8999 swing set

A 4 GTA glitch Chris you could be a killer Femboy Snark Tank's gayest Hollywood undead fan Emilio the chosen one This Way Upby hyper piper cream I will pay for a third camera That runs the whole time

Just so we can get Patreon exclusive Sweenovision What would that even be? Because there's already a camera that's just like, who are you? Yeah, damn, we had, I think there was a Swino Vision. Damn, I think it was like one of the first fucking video episodes we did. We did that originally, yeah. Yeah, when we had the two separate feeds and we edited them together.

Yeah, so much. And I would have like a text thing above one of the layers to just be like, this is Swino Vision or something. Something like that. And then there was episodes where like your camera broke or something or like, stopped recording because he didn't know how to do it yet. Can't you all gaslight Sweeney into becoming a trans woman? We could try.

We could try. I think we could give it a shot. Yeah. I really think you should. Yeah, yeah. No. Okay. We tried.

No. Big meaty stinks. Canola Joe, the King of Favazard, gay actor Rosebaugh, but delicious, chewing dick like Laffy Taffy. Sorry, I can't. I had a burrito. It's me. It's me.

David. I'm going to think of Starfield? Yeah, yeah. I need you to be. I need you to be a trans woman, Kingston. No, Keith. I'm thinking about getting back. Kingston.

No, there's crimson. I need you to be trans. No. Shepard. Shepard. I need you to be a trans woman. Be trans. To be.

Sam would wiki would love to date you. There's more to you that meets the eye. He rips your dick off. I'll add it to my dick. You are now a woman. You are now a woman. Take Sam with Wiki on a date I'm trying to get Sam laid

He's so fucking laid He set up a fucking he will not Divine us flag And then Keith watching a Japanese Taco Bell from Venezuela Kingsen goes through all the trouble Of getting glasses and still refuses to get a normal looking wig Fucking insane

Gids Trump's voice The Purple People Eater will pay Freaky Chicken Or the Freaky Chicken Sweeney getting glasses and still not being able to read. It's crazy. Black nemesis says... Nagar.

Yes. Yes. I'm still goblin insulation like it's cotton candy. Go ahead. Speak a little Chinese for him, Derek. Rosebud Delicious. You're right there. What song are you listening to in your head?

21 pilots. Oh, I don't want to wait for my life to be over. Would it be? Oh, I don't want to wait For a brand new Toyota Or something like that I can't remember That was Dawson's Creek, right?

Yeah, that's the theme I just can't remember who actually sings it Was it the cranberries or is that somebody else? No, I think it's Dawson and the Creeves Oh, okay, yeah Gotcha Got it, yeah, yeah The ing on my king

Until he half haphazards Sween, just do it Don't be a bitch swallow Derek's colon. Whoa. The Queen of Systematic. Hey guys, hold on a minute. Derek and Kingston, you are, you are Monicas? I don't know what that is.

Monicas. Oh, oh, I see. What is that? What is that from? Is that from something? Is that like a... It's stupid. Okay, well, that's all.

Paula Cole, I remember how I remembered who it was was, because I was like, there's only two songs I know from this bitch. Where have all the Cowboys gone? and then that Dawson's Creek one. Yeah. And I was like, wait, no, it's the same chick that sings the... Where have all the cowboys gone? Oh.

I don't think I've ever heard that song. It's a good song. Horrors beyond your comprehension. Hey, guys, hold on a minute. Oh, I really read that one. Trumpy like war. War... What is this?

War the win, not did Iran. They did Israel and U.S. Yes, did. Hello. He is fucking dying. He's like clearly losing his mind. Can you guys add slash revisit? Oh, what were you going to say?

No, go to do you guys. Yeah, can you guys add to slash revisit the suck and fuck list that you guys did for extra ammo? I forgot about that. I'll remake the list and link it for you. I don't remember fucking. Yeah, we mentioned it last time when did we do that? I don't. I guess I got to search Patreon and see what that is.

Suck and fuck list? Because I don't remember that at all. That might even be before we started archiving the, uh, the, that might be. The extra ammo. It's possible. Randy Newman and Bob Dylan joining Jay-Z on his podcast. Oh my God.

Can you imagine a more fucking horrendous auditory experience? How you doing, Bob Dylan? I'm fine. I can't do Jay-Z. I'm not really sure how to do Jay-Z. Just go, ho. Ho!

And there's something. There's like a way people doing really well. He's like, yeah. I sold drugs for a long time. And I married a woman that was really young. strangely young. She's like 20 plus years younger than I am. That's really cool.

Tears on the mausoleum Floor. You know, you just got to look at that. Tupidapri-poop. Wow, it's amazing. It's really. And be will live by your billions. It doesn't sound like that at all.

Whamby Goat Agenda. Four weeks since episode 3 My baby wears me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Goon Devil the man without come Booty Wonderland Earthwind and Dick I find bromance when I starts to dance booty wonderland Hey hey danceers booty wonderland

King of Happassur dead naming 343I because they still don't get it Um Smitchie the Gay I actually think it's important to dead name corporations actually Yeah absolutely like it's Oh meadow okay Fucking Facebook shut the fuck up Yeah

Smitchie the Gay, Mr. Jimmy Jam, gay man's secret identity, Bruce Gain, heirloom Jism, Daniel Plainview equals King Dad and his deaf son, Sweene. Alex Jones, after watching the snar tank, they're turning the songs gay. It's pretty good. Maycar, bodyguard skepticism,

Sister Openfield? I don't know. Brother close. I hate this. Star Coffee. As Swinston's Cueff. Black Fsler. First citizen of haphazard,

Yush. Fun fact, the Redskins wasn't Washington's original name team. They changed it after being told the W with the Washington barely humans was too offensive. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought... That really is a great joke. Yeah, I forgot about that. I got dup because I thought I was gonna... I forgot that

we already went over this. You were gonna learn a real fact. Yeah, yeah. I fucking beg you to look up Genesis Spider-Man's Funhouse theme. I don't even... Genesis Spider-Man? The band made a Spider-Man Funhouse? I think it might be a Genesis game with a Spider-Man Funhouse level.

I'm going to look up, Genesis. I was going to say, yeah, Genesis, either way. Genesis, the band makes pretty weird music. They do kind of make Spider-Man Funhouse music. If I would describe the genre that Genesis, the genre of music Genesis makes, I would describe it as Spider-Man Funhouse. There's too many men.

Too many people They get too many problems And not enough to love to go around Oh, this is the land of confusion I prefer Disturbed Oh yeah Oh man

That was that their 2005 album when they did that? I don't even remember Genesis Funhouse Music Spider-Man the animated series Oh yeah it was That's kind of guess What was that? What was that? What did he say?

Woo! What is... Wait. That is not real. That's not real. There's no way that's the real one. There's no way that's the real one. I...

That's not the real one, is it? There's no... Okay, so here's the thing. I don't... There's no way this is real. 14 years ago. How does that sound real? How does that sound real?

How did that sound... It just sounds so contemporary shitpost. Yeah. You know what I mean? It doesn't sound like a real thing. It sounds like somebody... It sounds like something someone in the modern context would make as a joke. You know?

I love how it sounds relatively bearable until 39 seconds. We haven't even got there. We're here. This is like loony tune shit. This feels psychotic. I want to play this at like a schizophrenic like meetup. You ever see that picture, I mean, that clip of Billy D. Williams where he's like talking about like taking like a girl on the date or whatever. Oh, yeah.

Like trying to seduce a girl and like you like put on like Luther Vandross. Oh, he brings up that on? That looted dude. Next time I have sex, I'm going to put this on. Dude, that's what I'm talking about. I'm going to put it on. I'm going to put it on immediately. That's the sex playlist right there.

It's wild. Let's get ready, girl. Spider-Man, the movie. And you're just sensually making love her. Yeah, yeah. It's the best. It's the best she's ever had. Oh, yeah.

And now she's going to associate that music. She can't get off without hearing that. Oh, my God. What the hell is this? That really is insane. Spider-Man the movie, Kids Fun TV Spider-Man compilation video. It's like a fucking hour.

That title pisses me off. It's like... What is that? When I typed in Spider-Man Fun House or whatever, Japanese Spider-Man and No Way Home, the plan and there's a Spider-Man mob thing going on. Japanese Spider-Man showing up in No Way Home would have been fucking. You go awesome.

What a missed opportunity. There's a lot of interesting Spider-Man shit. This is the one that, like, what the hell is this? That's probably like a children's. That looks like it's Spider-Man and Elsa coded. 74 million. Yeah, you remember that? 74 million.

That there was a Spider-Man and Elsa meta on YouTube. That shit was fucking wild. Craig the Canadian King in the North, David Bowie, Manspew, Queer, Meat, Gay Jercock. Gay Audit. specialized technicians and restoration devices. Just make shitty kids stuff, man. You'll get so much fucking money.

Yeah, really. I was just skimming through it. It was like someone with an iPhone recording dumb sketches in a house. And I was like, what does it have to do with Spider-Man? I didn't see any Spider-Man as I was skimming. You just make a video of like a cute character saying friendship over and over again for six hours

and this raking $2 million. Oh my God. You're right, though. I was thinking about how was I going to game the system and I forgot about making children's music. I forgot about that. Music, children's... I'll do it.

I'm gonna work on anybody to get home. It's your boy, Shawnee D, the court jester of haphazard. At Grok, is this true? And finally, the real king of haphazard,

Hancock, but the only difference is that he's also the fish from shark tails. That is so fucking insane. That is fucking cool. Dog shit. This is like a fucking... That was the best animated movie

I've ever seen. So good. So slick, so clean. I like that zoom in on Scorsese's face. Oh my God, I remember. It's so, it's so, how obvious did Scorsese it's pretty funny.

It is funny how, like, they did a great job technically. But like that zoom in is insane. If I had nine lives, if I had nine lives, I would blow my shit smooth off eight times over minor inconveniences in front of people. Game of the year guy just beat Diablo 2 horrible. Moving on to Uncharted 2. Yes, I'll play one first. Porno guy of the year here just finished scoundrels.

Time to move on to Dirt. Talk Dirty to Me Part 3. In sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at footage of the Challenger explosion. And finally, rounding out our list. The king of Drip Hazard. Bring me to guys by Evan Essence. Dick me down. Fuck me till I cry.

Can't be straight. Suck me till I cry. Dry. I'm so gay. So dumb. Dick's so dirty. They call me Richard Nixon. Obie won't you blow me.

Colin double down as a morgue spine. It's a me. Mormon Mario. Ben 10 watch you. What? Oh, Ben 10 watch that lets you turn into 10 different sex offenders, Kremlin to Gremlin, where can I find Snartank furry art?

Hopefully nowhere. Oh, I think I did see one once. I'm not to stop talking about it. Yeah, that's a good point. Derek's long lost Chinese friend Ming. Mi Guan Greepidrietya Diabit. Beem going to get it with me, Koch. Derris best friend Ming from fucking the Ming Dynasty.

K'KU and Steven Billy, McGu, leaving dead on the street. Shamwow guy went on Timcast. I forgot to check that out. Oh, yeah. That's real? Yeah, that is true. Because he's running for Republican Congress.

He's doing something fucking... He's doing what all failed artists do. I'm a sham. Wow. That's pretty good. Unfortunately, very good. He'd just start raining fire, man. It would be great.

It would be great. He cascade him in it. When do dragons come back, you know? I know. When are we're going to upload dragons back to the server, dude? Go on. Get some dragons in a server. All right.

It's been long enough. All right. Dragons. Where do they come from? Where do they do they do? They're in the ground. They have to be in the ground. Oh, they emerge from the ground.

That's cool as fuck The most emergent Detroit Like a way higher number Detroit dragons California gets like a hundred maybe They all come out of the Bronx They all swan out of Bronx They all come out of Gun Hill Road

That's insane Wage slave I knew it that's why I'm the way I am I was born near dragon Do any of them have Tims on? That's great Yes they do A dragon one dragon collects

All the Tims he can find He slowly fatchens Giant Tims for himself He's like really like going down there He's so he got like head here in like a lamp. Oh man, that would be so... Wait, wait, wait, guys, wait.

Wait. Oh, yes. Look at my timberland. We got them. And he stops on people. I need my butters. A dragon with a puffy jacket and a Yankee had some tips. With a Jesus piece on.

That's so sick. We're cooked. This dragon, isn't it funny how people from New York? Pizza in a napkin? It's such a stupid. It's really funny. I was looking at this thing with like, people from New York are like

I see a bunch of people over here in here over their 50s with their Tims on their puffer jackets and it's like look guys I'm one of y'all stop acting tough you're 50 you've had a stroke stop acting tough all right because you get up here and you

I know you're gonna get this out of fuck everybody up in here no one believes you and someone's gonna call your card and beat your old ass stop doing that please keep yourself safe and it's like dude I've been the person person in a room where some guys like, I'll fuck her about it up here and I'll get up and beat this old motherfucker's ass. This niggas is 52 balding and stood up with a fucking creek.

People walk up and down in the house. Stead up with a creek. It's true. That's New York style every time. Do people in the city are, they have to be tough until they die. They live in the city. And it's like, dude, just you're old, man. You made it.

It's so funny because every time I'm there, I just don't see that. Really? Yeah. I lived. I had only, not only, but I remember that when I was younger, but like, I don't see it that much though. It's maybe not there anymore. That style is so prevalent that it's like it's, it's, it's, um, it's expanded way beyond, like, the old people.

It's the same thing. There's younger kids with puffer jackets and, you know what I mean? But it's the same way, like, like, the Sinatra-esque era is like very synonymous to New York and we never experienced that shit ever. That's true, yeah. We never, I've never seen a fucking showtools, me. Well, that's still, that still exists. That still exists in, like, cigar lounges and, like, uh, jazz lines and everything. I've been in a cigar lounge ever in my life.

No, that's, especially not there. You remember it was, yes, you have? when? Did you not go to Kana with, uh, me and J? once? How old were we? I feel like this is when we moved here. I swear to God.

Yeah, but I haven't been in a cigar lounge in NY ever. Oh, in New York, I see. That makes sense. I was buying dime bags of people on the corner. I never fucking got it's a cigar lounge. It's very, very niche, right?

It's very old word. Like, hookah loungers, right? Like, I've, I grew up around releases and Dominicans a lot. And I've never fucking... I haven't had fucking a sheesh in forever, dude. Yeah, that shit.

Do they... That shit sucks. Where is that shit? I even seen a hookabar in a minute. Yeah. There's places. There was one back by our house. Remember the one in freaking near the,

not the envy. What was it called? That club by where we love in Bikipsey? There was a, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I think envy's not the right word. No, fuck. Ah, you put a fake name in my head

and now I don't remember the fucking hit one. It's the one that someone got shot at. Remember we had to leave? God damn. Ah, fuck you. Damn it. I'm thinking envy, but that's not right. Stop saying it.

It'll not gonna remember it It'll come back Yeah, it's over I'm gonna call all our friends To say envy first for them And they'll be like dude stop Now I can't remember That sucks

I'm a memory Is it a number? You suck I don't know I don't know what it is already It was like a restaurant We had a not a prom thing there But like fucking god damn it

Yeah I don't remember I'm really happy I stole a memory You suck I had it too Because I was gonna bring it up I was going to bring it up And you said envy And I was like, wait, is that it?

And then I couldn't remember what I was going to say before. Your memory. That was crazy. My memory was like Joe Rogan after Bumbleby Slambs in the pieces. Fugged him. Tony Soprano and Balders Gate 3.

Fucking every woman goblin, the goblin kid. And then every fucking female Gith Yanky? Yeah, they call Yankees. That's fucking crazy. In the observatory. Wachley 583, the Jelker. Why know how I got these scars?

Pini Bros. hoping that Hedio Kajima gets the voice in the last smiling friends episode, Donk Dockerson, the Prince of All Hyp hazards, Gay Thoughts or Sonddaughter, Pee, would you rather have to, would you rather piss or fart when you come? Elypsis. Fart, I guess so, yeah, probably. It would be less disruptive, technically. Neither or. I, I, like, no, if you come and then you immediately start pissing.

Having no preference is insane. Imagine trying to, you're going to try to impregnant your wife and pissing her. What are you talking about me? He's going to get a piss cum baby. Yeah, a little piss baby. You do you. Genuinely a piss baby. That's crazy.

He's going to look like Asmosis too. He's going to look like a yellow osmosis Jones. He's going to be undulating. He's going to look like a cell. I'm a little piss boy. I'm a little piss baby. Look at me. Hey, man.

And he reeks. He walks by every window. He walks by steams up. Oh. I'll love it like it's my own. No, you won't. You don't. You'll hate your piss child.

gagging as you You're trying to wash it How do you wash a piss baby? I don't know Can you wash the piss? Hopefully you can watch the piss off of it No, it's him, it's him You should just add more piss to it

I don't know Maybe if you add more It's like left turns How like eventually Eventually if you piss enough It'll be clean If I piss on this baby Over and over and over again

It'll be stale piss It starts turning brown Like those pisses in the jug God that video That image makes me so upset set. I'm glad we have an oil painting, yeah. I want to know, have you ever been gay coming on gay? Super Bat, Yowie connoisseur, Dr. Jones

Cumgrave. Jesus Christ. John Strickland, long dong with a silver wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Long dong with a silver? Like a girl named Silva, I think. Whatever, man. The first church... My bad. Holy fuck.

Hey. Easy. The first surgery, David presents straight crackers from planet Earth. Nice. Have you guys,

have you guys see the Dragon Ball movie? The first one? The original one? I don't remember it that well, but I did see it at some point. It's the one where Broly goes super saying

and it punches his dad in the mouth after he says, Easy Broly. I remember that scene like it was yesterday. He's like, Easy Broly, and he punches his dad in the face. And I laughed.

I don't remember that. I was maybe nine. You know what I was. You know one of the weird things that I remember? I remember Bobbitt getting beheaded like really, really vividly. I do remember that. It was so crazy. He did slat his head away.

It doesn't even land somewhere. It's just gone in like a street. It's actually crazy violent. I've been meaning to watch the Dragon Ball movies. Does he just pop afterwards or no? He just kind of falls away. Does he blow up? I feel like he keeps talking or something.

I do for whatever reason think you're right where like he drops his body that it poofs in the smoke. But that can't be right. He was around for a little bit. after he got killed, right? I swear he was like... No, he was in hell. Yeah, he was in hell. He was in hell. He thought Bobby's a tick. It really bothers

me. We're flea. Oh, he is? Oh, he is? He is a flea, huh? He is a flea, isn't he? I only just realized I just thought he was a fucking weird little alien. I didn't even think about... And I remember when I figured out Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, I was like, oh my God, bars! Oh, my God! He's a fucking genius! He's a fucking genius! I would kill for Toriyama!

He's a fuck! I want him so bad. I want him so bad. I want him so bad. I want his children. nine-year-old me jacking off those I figured out in the middle of, I don't know, fucking fourth grade science class and no one day can't stop me from doing it It is technically science So disruptive

Your Honor I can't be reprimanded for this Because jerking off in the middle of science class Is participating in science I mean Facts Give him a million dollars kill the teacher.

Right now. That's my verdict. I would love for a judge to go like that, Looney. Maybe for like a day. I sentenced you to death right now. Kill him. Yeah, right.

Bring the horny horses in. You're going to get ripped to death by horses. Bring in them. Bring in the horses. Bring in the horses. I'll fucking cage lowers for the ceiling. The horny horses and they're just going crazy. Sexually aroused horses that have been on Viagra for years.

You see the dick before you see the horse. So well. Well before. The horse's eyes are just so wide. What are just contemplating? What is this sitting down on a bench that's chilling? Their eyes are stark. Have you seen weapons?

Yes. Like the Asian guy in weapons? I haven't seen it before you. Dude, that movie. It's very good. You haven't seen weapons? No, I keep with us. I don't know.

I think it's on HBO. Maybe. I'm going to watch it. I think, yeah. I think I saw it. I saw it again recently. I showed Paul, I showed Paul and Gabby that movie because they hadn't seen it and they loved

it because it's great. It's way funnier that it should be. It's so funny. It's so it's... Josh Brolin is really funny. I don't know why it's so funny. It's a great example of a horror movie being comedy without just being straight up slapstick.

You know what I mean? It's like it is funny because like it's so absurd. But it's like the characters take it seriously. It's good. It's good stuff. You should watch it. You should watch it with Jojo, but tell her not to open her fucking mouth.

When he wakes up, when he wakes up. What the fuck? What the fuck? It's good stuff. He's a cut over a house. Y'all should write a Big Bang Theory movie. Great, great idea. Big Bang film theory.

We should do that. Wait, that's just a theory. A Big Bang Theory movie. A Big Bang Theory movie. Thanks for watching. That's, I mean, we can do it, but I just, I don't know any of the characters. We should be earnest about it. Exactly.

We should be earnest about it. We'll figure it. out. We'll figure it. We'll workshop it. Yeah, we absolutely will workshop it because someone who's aware of the show, would be like, what are they doing? We should write out Eldon Sheldry Sheldry. Sheldry? Sheldarly. Sheldry. You've used that already, right? That's not new, right? Well, I've said that

before. That is mine, though. I was really proud of it. I remember it was like, Sheldon, Sheldon. Sheldon. Sheldon. Sheldon. Young Sheldon, Big Bang Theory, Sheldarly. A perfect trilogy. Then they make Young Sheldily and they both interact with each other. That's like Young Zombie Herschel. I have that cute up on my Young Zombie Herschel still.

It's cute up to be edited. Because I was like, this is the clip. Oh, I should, yeah. Because like there's a, there's a, I have it. It's on my desktop right now. I think I tried to do it once and it was just kind of it was tricky to. It is. It's a tricky one to cut down because there's a lot of like

audio interruption. There's a joke that me and Can we went to a j barbecue and we made it the idea that showed the guy but me of like it's like i was lightning in the picture of a dog and it's before the thunder and it shows like a bed and then it goes to a dog in the background with a bed full of dog shit like covered in dog shit and then we were like wouldn't it be crazy oh yeah wait let me say how would you feel so so he's describing it terribly there was a picture there was a there was a picture there was a there was a I know but you didn't explain it well at all there was a there was a picture that he showed

me on his phone of just like a a dog like guiltily like looking at like a streak of shit all over this guy's bed just like a long shit stain it's just like oh my god that's what a fucking horrible situation yeah and we were talking about like what would you feel Derek if you woke up

one day you woke up Jojo's gone there's nobody there but there's like a long streak of shit in your bed beside you and then two shitty shitty shant prints on the window outside of your apartment and then you look outside of There's a chalk outline.

And you see the people that the corner are there, they're examining what happened already. Yeah, there's like, there's like the sirens, not the loud sirens, but the lights, the lights are on.

And they're all looking over the thing. Shit streak. A long, like all the way out. It looks like a slip and slide, but with shit. Handprints with shit. Handprints.

On the window sill. Maybe even shitty footprints. And then outside, you leave outside, outside the window. A fucking chalk outline. Someone broke it to your home, shot at your bed, and then got scared for some reason. Jumped out the window. And died. Died.

What was the thing we were talking about, too, about the guy who makes a, get a, a Pinniti. Oh, my God. It was like some guy. Like everything is piss oriented Because you know how our friend group is Piss is the fucking It is easy joke It's easy one

It's such a piece of shit It is and somebody's like hey Can I go Can I get a Piss pinini Hold the Panini And it is piss inside of a Pizni press And slam it shut

And piss It's so dumb It's just bread We were so hungry Laughing at this Dude I was making a scene Lily got upset because she thought She thought the waiter

Might think that we were laughing at her Because every time she walked away We would start laughing Because we felt ridiculous laughing About the shit that we were laughing about In front of other people Literally one of the waiters come up And I was like in tune mode

And then I just turned back to our person And I was like oh no thank you I appreciate it though That was a wild thing Lily was like you're sick You shouldn't be able to do that Yeah you turn it off like a Like a

There was that drug addict that was like having an episode on the sidewalk all fucked up and then someone was like someone was like Hey Abram brother can I get through oh yeah sorry sorry man And then he just goes over And then he just continues to go fucking crazy And I'm like that's what I've been doing it my whole life

Because I've just been a fucking psycho For the most part And then like I gotta be normal It was so funny watching her interrupt Because he was like You went You shut off immediately Uh anyway

Yeah shout out to me Yeah, shout out to you, I guess. Pre-R-Raz, broke-upon experience. Papa Jesus, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Napster of puppets, king dad of haphazard. What if the Big Bang was a gun going off in God's mouth? That's crazy. And if somebody gets a beautiful version of the universe, you can see God's dead body.

That's so cool. I'd be like, what, he made a gun to kill himself? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty cool that we like eventually made guns again. It's, it's, because we're his lineage. It's an eventual thing. We will eventually.

Guns are an inevitability. It's also a Smith and Wesson. Of course it is. Then he is. Of course, he has a Smith and Wess. The Lord told me to make this exact right of gun. Hassan angrily jacking off. Fucking skeet.

Well, you see a Hassan in Asmigold. In the Mekinian. Yeah, shout out to me, Kenyon. He's, like, he makes some of the best shit I think I've seen on the... It's just like the mixed media, the puppet stuff. It's fucking awesome. Yeah. And it's like a lot, you can tell a lot of hard work goes into it.

You can tell it's not fucking AI. Too much worse. I saw fucking Matt Jarvo today tweeted about fucking AI. He's, dude, I can't... I had no idea. Oh, you didn't know? No, because I... I'm trying to not punch down, dude.

I'm trying to be nice. I know, I know. I know. Please. I've had a muted for a while because, like, it's not, it's not that... No, go ahead. This is going to sound so shitty, but it is real. He deserves it.

Whereas, like, I only get notifications for people that I follow on Twitter. But sometimes, like, you like everything. I don't need to get a notification from you that you'd like to because I just assume you do it. He was one of those people where I was like, I don't need to, I don't need to see this every time. Because it's like not important. Like I want to see when like some weird like an out of the ordinary person likes something. Right. Right.

So I just haven't seen his stuff. I had no idea. He was like an AI guy. Yeah. he's been arguing. But he unsubscribed from, he was like, I'm unsubscribing from Wendigoon or something

because he was talking about how AIR is dumb. And I was like, I don't know, man. It's, he's one of the few. That's crazy. I just don't know. He just can't help himself.

Like, he always takes the L. Yeah, even when he had a thing, like he reviewed movies. And he kept always having, I don't want to say the wrong opinion because it's still his own opinion. But like,

but just ones that like, we were all baffled by. Like even, um, he was like, Batman versus Superman the ultimate cutter whatever You know like it's like a four hour one It's like longer

He's like it's a fucking like masterpiece Oh that's insane I was like I was trying to be nice and I'm like It was just longer It still sucked I have no issue I have no issue with I have no issue with that

I was just like surprised I was like oh I didn't know you were in a I famously have takes I'm famous for my takes not being agreed upon But I think at certain points Some people are just doing it because it's their nature Some people are just contrary, man. I think I...

Maybe. The interesting thing is, I don't feel like he's purposefully trying to... I don't think he's a contrary guy. I don't think it's purpose. Yeah, it's not for the thing. Why? Why? The bullshit from back of the day.

That's really old. Don't call it a comeback. I never stopped coming. Monkey Monks Monasteria of Hepbazard. I hope you're doing well, man. I just like it just confused me. I like him as a person, but some of those takes. And then the AI thing is fucking nonsensical.

And I will say it's, I don't mean, I don't mean to be mean, but usually the people that are advocating for it are usually don't have a lot of talent. I'm just going to, I'm going to be honest. It is, yeah. They can't make stuff like how artists make stuff. So they love this. Genitive AI in general is just such a like being a fan of like AI automation, productivity, I understand where that argument can come from. I still think it's dangerous because it will ultimately lead to people having less jobs and without job security. Unfortunately, I agree.

It's inevitable. not pursue that means profitably and ethically. Generative AI is just fucking stupid. That's a problem. That is just dumb because a person should be creating that stuff. It's weird when people push back. Should there be tools that help them make it do it easier?

Yes, because people work way too fucking hard when they're doing creation. Tools, man. But you said, absolutely, but there should be tools. It's a tool. There's already a lot of things that we don't call AI tools are already AI tools, especially in our editing software. Absolutely. In our editing software, There's a lot of tools that you aren't manually we had to.

Do you remember manually when we had to crop shit out ourselves? Yeah, dude. Oh my God. Yeah. You don't have to do that. Now they do the lasso and like one of my friends, a good friend of all of ours, literally trying to make him sign a contract to use his voice for AI stuff in a project.

And it's like, fuck, no, I'm not doing that. I don't want to be a part of this project. Oh, wow. Because that is the old, that's the end of creative, the creative world.

Like you can't have that. Yeah, I don't know. Like, if I asked me that I would attack them. I'd be like, oh, so you guys should run. The thing with AI art...

It's crazy. The thing they got to me is it's not even like... Because I was talking earlier today about... I responded to it because I was just like... There's a...

How should I put this? Yeah, like in the 90s we made a computer that could beat people at chess. Yeah. Right? And that was in the 90s we did that. And no one's tuning in to watch

two robots play chess. Absolutely. People still watch people play chess. Yes. Because ultimately, people don't care if, a robot can do something. It's interesting for a moment. And then once

it's not that moment anymore, then it just becomes like, I who gives a shit. I want to see the people play. I want to see the movies that a person makes. Yes. I agree. There will be a point where AI will be able to make a movie and it'll be probably pretty indistinguishable. And I'm sure in that moment, it'll be interesting. In the same way that it was interesting

that a robot beat a guy in chess in 1996. There's nothing more to it than that, though. That's all that is there. My only pushback to you is I think that media has actively slide people slop enough that they will start complying for it. That's my only

problem. That may be true, but ultimately, like, I still think it's like only bad artists have something to worry about. I think they will be people that will, I think there will be people that care about the art form that want to keep it alive. That will be like, this is, this is fine for what it is, but it's still dog. Well, the thing is like,

anybody who loves that stuff is going to want to sink their teeth deeper into it. And if there is nothing deeper than that, then it's not going to engage most people. Well, it will, they'll always be able to put out swill to keep those people in. I know, I know what he means. I understand what you're saying.

That's what scares me, the idea of that. I, uh, I'm not the biggest artist, you know, I'm not a, I'm not a, I'm not a person that really creates things like that, you know? Like I write occasionally for like my things I'm doing my own personal projects. Yeah. But I can see how people, like we don't, does our standards for things. You're gay. I don't want to hear you anymore.

All right. Well, that's crazy. That's crazy. D-da-da. Did it. Only because this is the longest episode we've ever done at this point Four hours? We've got almost five No way we've gotten to five

Yeah, we've almost said five though No way, what the fuck that we don't think so I don't remember that Can we look at episodes by It's crazy that you can't right I guess Fucking weird What if every time you try to use your phone You put your password in

And it'd be like you're gay And you're like whatever It says that It's an incorrect password It says you're gay Brilliant risk What if you opened your password And it said you're gay

You're gay Man I'm fucking trying You're you fuck up sometimes too Right yeah I got a lot I mean I think I made a joke Like last I don't care All right there you go

Fuck Same experience Different Asian Call it Aja vu Hey I definitely thought of that When I was younger

But it's Jordan Of course Of course Swim's dad You say, of course, but like, it's only after I confirmed that it's... That's actually funny. Who else would go that? That's also a little light for Jordan.

But like, who else would go to that place, you know? You're right. But like, you got to stop saying, of course. Because, yeah, because I'm going to start not pointing it out. No, no, you should because... Of course, because it made me think that. You are... It is interesting.

I like that you pointed that out because that is absolutely true that it is, of course, Jordan, but also that in my brain... Would you have guessed? first. No. My brain did not go there first. I'm going to start saying that was Jordan on ones that aren't him. And then you're going to say, of course. But see, that's why I'm glad you pointed out. Let's do that. Let's do that. I'm glad you pointed out because there's a lot of Jordan's in here actually.

If you think about it, there's a lot of statement today. There's a lot of Jordan-like people. Gears of War a Locust featuring the friendly, misunderstood, locust companion. Young Sween's dad, King of Haphas was calling three days late and laid for his bidet and asking for money. Dick's so dirty. Other races. advocate for Jim Crow just to get away from me. That's

filthy as phallus out there, man. Bobi da-Obo. Kratos picking up Mimir and kissing him for nine minutes. I come real lot all the time. So stupid. The Neolithic caveman wearing Bozo the Clown's Pelt is a trophy. Episode number stagnation is a recession

indicator. Chris flicker-gooning the head of his twunk cock. What's flicker-gooning? I don't even know. Is that a new one? look it up. You think that one's real or this one That sounds fake, but like Chris Flickagher Gooning.

I guess I wouldn't put it out because what is the Jester Maxing? That's a real one? Jester maxing. Jester Gooning is also real. Jester gooting. I already forgot what Jester means like in that context.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm not, whatever. Okay. No. Flick or Goon. The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one's peanut till it achieves

the mind of one into euphoria like the state of unlocking all your chakers. You flicking your nuts? Yeah, flicking your penis. Oh, your penis? So like your dickhead maybe?

Yeah. I like to read an audio stuff. I'd like to read a book about that. About that and read like, get the audio book? You should, why don't you, why don't you make one and put it on Amazon? He said, he, he flicked his penis fuckingly. Fuckingly. You get a, um, on Amazon, I feel like you can publish anything, right?

Yeah, you can. We really could just do that. Let's just make a book real fast. Publish it. The snark tanks What is it called again? Flickrugging? Flicker goon.

The snark tank's flickergoon. Whatever. We call the Flickergoon. The flickergoon. The blue flickergoon. What is it? Sorry, Miss Jackson, Peasants, Graham. Aetherian has the past because he took a lot of his hard ass.

Progerian hunters fermented cream pie. frying bacon with my shirt off. Charles Entertainment Kirk. The original king of haphazard. Oh, is this actually? Wait. No, that's not him, is it? I think so.

The original King of Habasso with a new and improved profile picture. Hey, he's alive. He's alive. Get it back. Let's go. Look at that. I hope that's actually you. Was that it?

Because that kind of sounded, it kind of threw me off a little bit. It did throw me off. And rounding out our list is always. Ah, there it is. The real original King of Hapazard. That's crazy. Thank you. That actually slightly bothered me.

It did bother me also. It's been consistent for years. But yeah, that'll be. Kind of like someone leaving without saying bye. It's like, it's kind of just feels like it's doing that, but I don't get a chance to. Yeah. No, my. It doesn't make me.

No, but you don't know. It would be fucking mad. You know, everyone's like. I mean, I personally, I'm like, whatever, nigga, but like. I don't care. It's a woman. Like, say like, you know, like, say, oh, love you. Like, say, uh, she didn't hear me say I love you back.

And so she was like, love you. And I'm like, nigga, fucking, you didn't hear me. No, I always had loved me. I used to. I do, but sometimes you didn't hear me. So then she says it again. And I'm like, nigga, I already said it. So you walk up and you're like, I could.

I beat her senseless. But all your legs, though. So you can't really see anything. I beat her senseless, man. That's one of my dad's one of my dad's fucking greatest quotes ever. I beat her senseless. He's like, oh, thanks, father. Those three words together is fucking wild.

I beat her sinceless. Wait, that's four words, right? Yeah, I beat her. Jesus Christ. I beat her senseless three. you're a piece of shit we'll see you guys next time all right bye

bye everybody Jesus 4 hours there you go no more crying there you go happy episode 401 yeah happy episode 401 yeah happy episode 401

forgot about that yeah it's episode 401 we're really excited about it that was one hell of a celebration we had we'll see you guys next time for episode 402