The Snark Tank - #403: D4VD IS COOKED

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

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Hey guys, it's Derek. Just wanted to apologize in advance because the audio on my end is a little bit messed up. There's some kind of crackling going on in the beginning because my internet was all messed up. And I was dropping out a little bit. We had to like restart. And at one point like they're just laughing at me because it's all wild. But for the most part, it isn't too unbearable. But there is some moments where it's going to be kind of annoying because there's going to be a little bit of crackling. A little bit of that. It's not very stable. And I'm just annoyed because you, you know, Usually, we always record locally as well. We have audio for backup. And for some reason, my audio, I think maybe I was having power outages or little things or something, but it stopped my recording.

So I didn't even capture all the local audio either. So it kind of screwed me. Anyway, hope you enjoy it. Nonetheless, we'll be back in the studio next episode. And from here on out, as long as everything goes smoothly. Raygun, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeney. Sit back and prepare for some action.

Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. It was a sci- Hello, hell. What did you say? Did you say sci-op? It's a sci-op, ladies and gentlemen. This whole show is a sci-op. We're trying to get you to...

A scared, confused man. I don't even know at this point. What can be the fucking purpose? Dude. So welcome to StarTang podcast. I'm Chris. That's Derek. That's Sweeney.

Obviously, I do want to mention before I forget, we got some fucking fantastic fan art the other day. This, this poster of all these creations that I was like, I was going through them. Do you remember the at of the guy? Hold on.

I have to go check. Potentially. There's this, like, this poster is so awesome. It has everybody on it. It's got Eric. the human. It's got shirt man on it. Bat Manticute, which

means it's pretty recent. The most recent one was the fucking Mecca bin Laden made it to it too. Mecca bin Laden and Supremum and all these, all the... I was like, dude, some of them I couldn't even like, Eric the Human took me a minute. I was like, oh, I know there's like a dog with a with, there's a dog gangster. I know

that, but like, what the fuck is that? Right. I was like, oh, Eric the human. I was cackling when I saw it. There's a fucking pizza time there. So good. Oh, where's that? Was it on Twitter? It was on, uh, I saw it on Instagram.

Yeah, it was on Instagram. We got tagged. I shared it. Yeah, we reposted it. Yeah, it's been, God damn, it's been 24 hours, so it's not in the story anymore. It's in our, uh, reposts.

Yeah, I just got it's got to go. Yeah, it's, uh, dub tart dart or dub tar dart, D-U-B-T-A-R-D-R-T on Instagram. You made this amazing. Yeah, yeah, fucking young Collins in there. fucking comedy shorts rapist, King Dad.

Oh, that's, I didn't realize who that was. Comedy shorts. Yeah. Because he's got the chloroform on the rag.

Beast mister. Yeah, Bister beast or beast mister. Beast mister. Ork Sweeney. I don't remember what Megatron did. Yeah,

that's the one that I don't remember exactly. Was that the one we had Megatron with Hillary Clinton inside of her at the end of the movie? Godzilla and fucking Megatron had a fight and he blew it up and it was Hillary Clinton. and Biden needs to him. I can't remember. It looks like he's made out of like cardboard boxes or something.

I'm not really sure. Yeah, I'm sure that was a bit, but like Moju, Joju, the Moju Joju Joju Jojo is. You got to, what is it under again?

What are you saying? It's under the Snark Tank PICA. If you go to the repost on Instagram, you can see it. Yeah. It's, uh, yeah,

follow us over there, by the way, we repost stuff there frequently. Moju Joju. Um, just great shit. I want to acknowledge because like, we've been getting great fan art lately.

Yeah, it, it kicked back up, man. Yeah, weird. Yeah. It feels like it'd been gone for like a minute or maybe we just hadn't been seeing it or maybe people just weren't good at.

No, you're, I don't know. It definitely was a lot of. Yeah. A lot of you guys know how to do really cool artistic shit and I appreciate it. I'm sure we all do. I got a,

I got a such a kick out of seeing that. This is amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Is that like, this is insane. Yeah. Yeah, there's some people that didn't.

They're like, oh, which one's shirt man? I was like, I see how like, it's not it's not obvious because how do you make shirt man obvious you know? Yeah,

you have to know who shirt man is to even conceptualize why that drawing is him but once you see it it makes, it makes perfect. How many shorts rapists

is killing me right now? Yeah, next to Young Colin. It's so good. And child Colin. That took me a minute. I only know because of the hat. The hat,

yeah, yeah, the sacred head. But shout out to dub tar dart and all the other artists who've been making some making really great shit.

You shared a... Patreon.com slash a snark tank where you can go over there. You can get your questions read. You can get your name right at the end of the show. You can get ad free. You get your voicemail stuff. We want to figure out the voicemail thing because like, dude, the quality, even when I download the audio from Google Voice is fucked. It is... It's almost worse than playing it through the mic, which is crazy.

So I don't know what Google Voice is or like if they've got like the oldest possible look what I got it I got it I well at least I have run it through AI before well I mean tech it's not even it's like technically is AI if you want to be like because it's not what they got they have a there's mastering software right but like so it's like you know I bet I bet some companies might want to slap AI on it but it's just a fucking tool that they've already had before um but it's something that I I'm going to there's a, there's a, um, there's a website that I used to master some of my music.

Because sometimes it fits, uh, it's called, um, you might have heard of a band lab. I don't you've ever heard of band, band lab before. Am I, am I, am I gone? Do you got for a bit? You're digitizing. You were digitizing. You were digital. Oh, cool. Yeah, because I was looking at your guys's faces. Yeah, no, sorry. I'm sure that, I'm sure the thing caught it fine. Oh, whatever it is, you're saying, just keep going. Your guys' faces, I was like, oh, they can't hear me. Yeah, anyway, I'm going to try one. Am I fucked again?

Oh, my God. This is so fucking funny. It's like perfectly timed. It's like, you're like, every time you start to say something new, like we hear your explanation perfectly fine, and then you go back to what you're doing, and then it goes digital again, and now we hear you again. I shouldn't say anything anymore.

Yeah, there you talk. I'm fucking, I don't know why it's fucking with me. It's fucking with me. That is crazy. It's like the audience is not going to get the joke because like from their perspective, this will all be like completely normal.

It'll be normal. But like, I'm telling you, the timing is fucking impeccable. Anyway, I don't know. We'll figure it out. If it keeps doing it, let me know because then I'll just, I'll just jump the fuck out, you know? We'll give it another, yeah, we'll, we'll let you know if it happens again. And then we'll just, like, stop and restart or something. You know who did that, right?

Did that? Did that. Well, well, look, guys, we got a lot to get into today. We should probably start with your boy Kingston's engaged. Yay. You did it. You finally did it. Yeah.

It only took you five years minimum. No. Shit, longer than that, right? Minimum. I was there than 2017. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm saying five years of minimum since you've been even talking about doing this. Oh, man, you know. Dude, slow and steady wins the race, man.

You know, we got there. You know, you got to get to the end. Yeah. You made it on, uh, yeah, there's some, uh, TikToks of you from other people who were. So Kingsen proposed that Griffith Observatory. It was nice. He had like a little sign that our friends Mick and Smoke made.

They came out insanely good considering the absurd time constraints. I told them a week before. I said, can you guys do this? And they were like, yeah, sure. Wait, what did you say? What did you say? I was what I'm doing it in a week. It was like, hey, can you do it in a week? And they were like, yeah. Can you do it in a week? He told them on Tuesday.

I don't know what Tuesday. You told them less than a week. You told them less than a week. No, it was a week. It was a full week. All right, bud. I was there with you. No, you were there when we were talking about the design of it.

Asked them to make it for me. No, no, I understand you asked them a week ago. They made it in less than a week. Whatever. This whole thing was, it was so funny. Like, it was very nice. There's like TikToks on.

You can actually find it. If you do Griffith Observatory proposal, other people TikTok did or whatever. But, uh, Derek, why are you staring so? You're staring so straight right now. Like there's nothing wrong in what you're doing. It's just like I looked over and you're just like.

Was I frozen or was it just? I don't, you might have been frozen. I was like, Dave, this guy's really intrigued. It's a totally possible. It's frozen because I saw it say like trying to reconnect and I'm like,

you motherfucker. This fella is really interested in these words. Well, listen, the, the pros of went well. despite it being kind of a disaster. The plan was insane. Everybody showed up to Griffith Observatory.

Basically, nobody knew where everybody was supposed to be. Kingston basically almost ruined it in a group chat. So he told everybody, hey, don't let Lily know. I'm going to propose to her soon. We were like, okay, Kingston, don't worry about that. We won't do it. And then he accidentally texts her about it. I text the wrong group chat

You texted the wrong group chat So you wanted to be a surprise And then So what confused me about it Right is like So you wanted this to be a surprise And then you know You almost fucked it up

We got it back And then on Twitter you tweeted Proposing today guys wish me luck Yeah she doesn't She doesn't have a Twitter anymore Yeah but like people might message her I don't know this is why I had to edit edited out of the last episode because I wasn't sure

people would be like congratulations Lily she doesn't she doesn't have it in their presence anymore she's like I don't want this anymore I don't care not at all no she didn't at all anymore I wouldn't risk it because it was still a risk it's still risky it was still risky I did I'm not gonna I just I wouldn't have even bought like just even the

even the 1% chance but it went out it went over well you can go watch it we might even put the clips I don't know there's this can we can we have clips of it I don't know if you guys do I know um pull that shit from TikTok this is a TikTok thing oh yeah that's true yeah

but uh it was really really really sweet uh the sound was beautiful shout out to making smokey so much shout out to them for helping me organize too it was a lot there was a lot of people there but other people that I invited and to be in with I feel like I've kind of I got to the point where it was so big I was like I might as well to invite all of our friends because so many people already invited

that tried to invite everybody I could and it was like the part that bothered bothered me was like it was like okay guys get her into the observatory slow her down there and then i'm going to go into the front i'm going to then you guys bring her back out but for some reason they took like almost 15 minutes bringing her back out so i'm holding the sign nervous and shaking and then she comes out of the wrong exit and i'm like yeah she what she came out of the side where we were all hiding so like she saw all of us before she was like

before she saw Kings City. Oh, my God. Yeah. And it's so funny because, like, our friend, I can't remember who it was. I think it might have been Jordan or Jake or something. But like, someone said, like, she's definitely going to come out this side.

And I remember being like, yeah, I think that's going to have it. Like, it feels, this feels too, we're too out in the open. They're going to see us. It wasn't rehearsed. No, it was not rehearsed. That's, that's the problem.

It was a simple. It also just wasn't basically communicated. Yeah. It was very simple. You know how it's very simple to like walk someone down the aisle and all that shit. And when they rehearse it. You still need to rehearse it. I was like, all right, cool.

So you guys are going to bring her and they bring her out. And they were like, all right, cool. They brought her out of a different exit. And I was like, why? Why would you come out of a different exit? Why would you not bring her out of the main entrance? That is happening. It is happening.

It is crazy. But that's why, that's why if you want something to go perfect, you have to. You have to. Yeah, you have to rehearse. I agree. Because it's so simple. It shouldn't, it shouldn't go wrong at all. It's such a simple thing.

Because I'm not, I'm not like, I'm famously not a planner, but I also know how to follow direction. Someone says, hey, just do this. I just do that. It doesn't have to be like an explorative thing of like, but what if this was like, oh, no, someone's like, hey, dude, can you hold this for me? I just hold it. I don't do the whole where should I hold it at or what place should I hold it. It's like, I'm going to hold this. If you need me to modify it, I'll do it when you ask me to.

Like, hey, move this. I can't let this slide. I can't let this slide. No, no, no, no. You do not follow, you do not follow. Chris, if you tell me, hey, do this thing. I'll be like, yes, sure, I'll do it for you. That's it. I don't question. Why? You're bad at following directions. You are. I don't. I really don't think I'm that bad. Admit it. Admit it. You know what? And sometimes I look at this is a perfect example. So recently, Chris needed the password to like the email or some shit. I forgot what it was. And you did do the thing that you thought you did. you took a screenshot of the password

but you didn't realize that that was outside of me that was I understand like they were doing password protection where it doesn't show the password when you screenshot it but that means you didn't even fucking look at the screenshot when you sent it because I just sent it is like a screenshot and send because I was like oh it's obviously just gonna be

what this I didn't think there was going to be a like that's one of those moments where it's like oh it just asked me to do something and I just did exactly what I was asked to do you did but you didn't verify it though so we had this is a little bit of inside baseball but it is funny and I want to bring it up. We had a thing where like basically Patreon pays you out at the end of the month.

And what we usually do is like we usually just extract the buddy at the beginning of the month. We do it in one go to make it real simple. And Kingston would like, he would extract the buddy like at the beginning of the month, then like a little bit of left over at like on the 11th and then a little bit on the 18th. We were like, Kingston, stop doing this. It complicates the numbers at the end of the year. It's easier to tally up if we just do it once per month. And he was like, okay.

And you kept doing it, which is crazy because that's more work. My only problem was the more work is my work still. Like I get, I understand what you guys are like, oh, just do it once. But I'm the one that still has to do the more work with the tax stuff. At the end of the day, it's just like, oh, I just tag all of it. That makes me nervous because it's like it's more chances for the numbers to get fudged and get paid incorrectly. I guess I agree with that. So it's just like, oh, whatever.

Why make it harder? Because at the end of the year for taxes, the one that's getting raped, the one that has the raping aimed at him is me for the freaking for the patron. And it's horrifying. Because they're like, well, you're like, I'm glad you said that in age, man. I don't, I don't want to be. They're like, hmm, sir. Curious.

I did it for the first couple of years. So, like, I know. It sucks. I served my time. It sucks. You're up, Derek. You're up, Derek. You're up, Derek.

I'll just, I'll cook the numbers. Don't worry. Anyway, congratulations. I don't care, man. I agree, do it. Do it cook the numbers worse. So you got paid $18 and expect a rebate. Exactly.

Anyway. Anyway, congratulations. Congratulations to Kingston. He's an engaged man. I'm a fiance now. You're a fiance now. That's what we say. Like I say, oh, yeah, my fiancee.

Once I marry her, bro, I'm capable of beating her. I'm so excited, dude. I know. It's so exciting, dude. Beating your wife is so much. I'm going to be really excited to keep my mouth shut about it. Until I have something to gain. Until I get gain out of it, I'm going to be really quiet about you beating her a lot.

Hey, man, you know, it's all a game. All right. Next, we've got to get Chris. Chris's engagement as the Master Chief. That's crazy. Chris gets married to Master Chief. It's hilarious. That's not what he said.

That's not what he said. I like the idea of I like the idea of Chris like I'm the idea of Chris being like Hey will you marry me master chief I like I don't know the pillar The pillar of autumn It's like

No How did we give you? No I'm gay No I'm gay That makes perfect sense The famous line The famous I'm measure chief The home him and really

It was homosexual And making so many people really upset Yeah I'm space Well We got the fucking proud out. We got the

gay congratulations out of the way. What do you want to talk about now? We've got quite a list of things. Just about his gay as him. Mr. Jeremy Hambling. Jeremy Hambly or whatever.

The quartering. Yeah. So look, I got to be real. I was waiting for Derek because I know Derek loves this stuff. He didn't. He was too sick to keep up any of it. I've kept up with a little bit of it. So I don't know the full ins and outs.

I'm sure I'm going to get like minor details wrong, but the core soul of what I'm about to talk to you about is, is quite real. The spirit. The spirit of what I'm going to say is more or less accurate. I'm, I'm 75% sure that this is 90% accurate. Okay. That's just all right. But Jeremy Hambly, Jeremy Hambly, uh, the quartering, who we all lovingly know, friend of the show. So he's in a bit of hot water because good. But like he's in he's in some hot water because I guess he was flagging. He basically got into a flag war with these,

the keynote casino people. That's Andy Worski and some fat lady that he does the showish or something. Fat lesbian guy. Isn't it a dude? I mean, I, Is it? I have not watched extensive clips of them. It seems plausible to me that it's either or.

It is a very soft-looking fat man that does indeed look like a butch lesbian. Well, I wouldn't even say butch because Butch lesbians look a little bit more masculine than this dude. Right, right. So it's a fat man lesbian. But Andy Worski and this man-lesbian do this show. They basically cover lull cow stuff. And like they've become kind of big in that's, fear. They're entertaining. Like, I've seen clips of them where they make me laugh whenever I see them.

But, uh, they're like edgy boys, you know. So it's, it's pretty easy to get them flagged. Um, they kind of open themselves up to it a little bit easier than most people. But basically, they've been going after the quartering. I can't remember what the initial reason was, but like the quartering's been kind of a, I don't know, man. He's, he's, he's been kind of a mess for a long time. He's pissing at his own train. His wife's going out for pizza without him and he's getting sad. And, you know, like, there's just a lot of, yeah, there's a lot of, there's a lot of, there's a lot of low cow kind of energy around him anyway. So like I assume that just yeah, I think he was like hitting on

people. I think his drunk streams are crazy. I saw something yeah, he's always streaming drunk which is such a stupid fucking idea if you're a guy with that much. I don't know, man. Right. I've I've streamed drunk before but like I don't have enough

that I'm worried about hearing or that I'm worried about people hearing. So like for him he's pissing in his own drain. God only. knows what he's what he's doing with his feces. But so he's there's a bunch of clips of him like basically being insane. There's a clip of him, I think drunkenly talking about how he wanted to have,

uh, Melanie Max babies or something or like he wanted to get or something. See, he wanted to impregnate somebody. There was like somebody who like, he was like really open about. And I was like, oh man,

that's fucking bizarre. Maybe it wasn't Melanie Mack, but it was like somebody like that. It was like some female. It wouldn't surprise me. Yeah. Yeah, and yeah, he's got like a female assistant or whatever, and like there's a clip of him being like, I woke up this morning. And the first thing I thought about was you.

And it's just like, and he's married. So it's just weird. It's just weird vibes around him. But so like, obviously the Kino Casino is making fun of him all the time. And I guess they found out that like a friend of Jeremy's is, I guess, either like an adult content creator or like a famous bowl. an S-tier bull So he basically fucks people's lives An S-tier bull

And Jeremy's really good friends With the highest order Jeremy's friends with this guy And when they started When Kino Casino started making fun of him Jeremy suddenly was like No no we can't do that And then he started flagging them basically

Which is like That makes it look very odd That's a weird choice Because he's been You have to understand understand this is a guy that's been made fun of pretty consistently for a very very long time so for this to be the thing that like gets him to flag you kind of implies that like oh you you're getting this guy to fuck your wife yeah that's that's got going on here that's kind of what the thing is and so like

he was so fed up he was like this not that's enough that's enough that's enough that's enough but of him all right that's not funny but that's basically like the the core that's basically the core quartering. It's, oh, God, that's terrible. That's the portering. It's just very odd, man. It's been funny to watch. It's just been very funny to watch all this.

Yeah, it's, it couldn't happen to a worse person. You know what I mean? Like, there's, he's one of these old school people that came up around the same time or a little bit after us. And when. Yeah, after. Yeah. when it was kind of like, like when you and I saw that like,

all of the whack, all the whackness kind of retreated. I'm going to go do something else. Like whatever. Because it's, they, these guys stuck around and just bottom of the barrel, trying to milk anything that they could find.

That is even remotely can be considered woke or whatever the fuck. Yeah. And he made, who knows how many videos on Brie Larson, you know, in the MCU. And it was. Yeah, yeah.

Brie Larson was the thing that was, that he, oh my God. Super pathetic. So, and then he got to the point where he was just trying to grift as hard as he can with, he has a little coffee company and he chose the worst name he can possibly imagine. Oh, do you know what it's called? Well, no, so I wanted to correct,

it wasn't that he wanted to impregnate Melanie Mac. It was he wanted to, he wanted to impregnate Britney Venty. Do you remember Britney Venty? Absolutely. I do remember her. He will not divide us. Yeah, exactly. That's what I remember her from. Yeah.

But yeah, I wanted to correct the record Because I know people are going to be like, it's not fucking movie Yeah, I know Okay, so I'm sure she had a field day with that I wouldn't fucking understand dude Insane Yeah, so he's fucking He's been making like really bad decisions

Oh, his coffee company If you're trying to stand out If you know anything about business And apparently he's a business guy For SDO purposes, you want to try to stand out a little bit But it was called coffee brand coffee And I'm like, oh yeah Yeah, because when you type in coffee brand coffee,

that's just gonna fucking show up to the top and not just the most popular coffee that's already fucking on top because your name is called coffee. So you already need, he's a very smart individual, as you can see. And so I think it's funny.

I also remember that he got, somebody punched the shit out of him and some dude wearing a dress punched the shit at him. And he somehow got banned from the man. Magic the Gathering, like, a lot of stuff has happened to him, because that's where he, that's where he started. He started in the MTV. Yeah, yeah. He actually, he had like unsleeved media was his, was his channel. Unsleeved media was his first channel. You know, MTC player? Yeah. That's crazy. Of course, Kingston. Of course.

What is that? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What does that mean, man? What does that mean? Yeah. I don't know, man. Some of my card, some of my card games, man. I'm not even the biggest magic player myself personally, but it's like, dang, he was an MTG player first, that's wild. It seems like it's a correlation like not every MTG player is shit, but like shit people do play MTV.

That's so fucking crazy. But every shit person, not every shit person plays MTV, but not every MTV player's shit. It's so fucking nuts. I think that's fair because for whatever reason, for whatever reason MTV. They are the, they are

they are the second worst card game community I've ever experienced in my life. It's literally Yu-Gio than MTV. U-G-Yo players are fucking terrible. Like they're actually like, not agreed a guy. I don't know anything about that. I recently got like something on my feed about some old dude

that took it up as a hobby because his son like was into it. And now he always plays the fuck, I forgot it that four card that like it, I forgot what it is. It's you, you assemble the card and it like fucks you up immediately. Oh, Exodia? Yes.

He just runs. He just runs Exodia exclusively. And he went consistently. Actually, yeah. It's fucking crazy. Like, I was watching this and I was like, I was watching the process. And I'm like, this is funny because I understand what's happening. But I'm so far removed from Yugi.

I'm also like, what the fuck's happening? So, but it was, it was impressive. Yugio is a, it's, oh, man, look, at my worst, I played YuGio genuinely. at my least good of a human I played you go and I loved it. That says something. That's funny. It says something because I've never been much better than that, you know. I've truly been much better than it.

Interesting. I'll see if there's any content about like the toxicity of the Yu-Gi-O community because that'd be fun. I like, I like watching stuff like that. Oh, I would shit talk in the middle of the games. I'd be like, yo, that was your move? Fucking solid. Oh, really? I would say shit.

I was like that. That's crazy. But that's back when I was. playing basketball too, so I was just more toxic to begin with in general. Playing basketball and Magic the Gathering at the same time. Not magic with Yu-Gi. I didn't play Magic. I played Magic at the same time, though?

Like, like, while during the game? I would finish, I would finish playing basketball. And then I would go with my homie to frigging dragons then by us. And I'd be playing Yu-Gi-O there afterwards. And I'd be like, dang, that's crazy, dude. You're going to, that's your flow. You want to, you sure you want to negate this? I jackass

I'd do my play Because like when when uh When when was that that was around like high school Like 2009 2010 to 2012 Okay that's I would go to dragons done a lot around it Like it's crazy that I never ran into you there because like I used to go there to Uh

Hide I used to go there to stand behind the card game tables wait for them to be flown and splash acid in people's faces and leave I got lucky man what can I say Damn yeah Yeah You didn't have it out for them, did you? I really hate it. That's crazy.

Someone with Chris's build with a fucking mysterious liquid at a place and no, and no one's like, hey, what's going on? It's a liquid. It's in a clear thermos and it's a color you've never seen before. Yeah. Why is it like it has glitter in it? Don't worry about it. My homie.

My homies a manager of a comic shop. Like, he's, I'm pretty sure they all have the same energy where they're just indifference to all the sludge that comes. in and out the store. You have to be. Yeah. You have to be. Like there's just, nerds, nerds are interesting. Modern nerds are my generation of nerd is very different from the generation that was just simply prior to it.

Because your, your, um, your homie is probably just a generation prior to me. And there's a different breed of person. There's like, oh, it's just like this person, this breed of nerd is like, because our breed of nerd is assholes. That's it. Because we're the idea of like, we were at the very tail end of it not being cool to be nerd. So we're kind of vengeful about it, opposed to the older breed of nerds. Like, we're just nerds and we're fine with it. Yeah, makes sense. And then now modern nerds are just kind of like, I've watched a Marvel movie.

Let me make a podcast. Yeah. No shade to anyone in particular. I'm just say, like, that's the nature of modern nerd. It's like, oh, I've, I've watched a YouTuber talk about this thing. I want to talk about it too. And it's like, yeah, but you don't know the media you're talking about. And it's like, so what?

I like this. Right, right, right. Yeah. Yeah. No shade though. Everybody, make a content, guys.

All shade. All shade. All shade. Only did no son. No son whatsoever. You got a cooling up. You got it. You guys got a cooler,

you know. You guys have to be more respectful. You guys got a man. It's cool being a nerd now, man. It's fine. Yeah, that's the problem.

I don't like black webs, but like I'm fine with my friends. You know, like black webs? I don't like blackwebs. I actually. I actually really can't stand blackwebs. I'm a,

I'm indifferent. It just depends. Like, well, I was at the, I was at the Japan Fair or whatever. And there was this, I respected this one. I respected this brother because all of his friends were white and in the horrible, cringy cosplay and shit, whatever. At the Japan fair. And I'm like, what are you guys doing?

Man, it's not even, it's not even, this is like a cultural thing. It's not like an anime expo. But anyway. And then he's just there, you know, and kind of like a nice. shirt that maybe looked a little bit traditionally Japanese, but that's it. And I was like, I like you. You know, like, you still wanted to go.

You want to have a good time, but you're like, you didn't feel obligated to to humiliate yourself. I don't really that's humiliating yourself, man. I think my problem, my problem with, my problem with webs is sort of the same problem that I think webs think other people have is that they only

absorb Japanese media. I think that's the problem of webs. They don't watch any fucking anything else. They're like, I'll read every chapter of one piece that day it comes out. You tell me to read a menu out loud. Fuck no. Fuck no. It is weird to be. I'll kill myself. It is weird to be born in a completely different culture and then just consume something other than anything else in your culture. Like so you're like, oh, I'm American and there's Western media all over the place. You're like, oh, no, I really like, you know, you just become the ultimate otaku or some shit. And you're like, you're gay, dude. Like I understand if you love. like that stuff. Cool. Consume it. But like you're going to tell me like you don't enjoy gay. I'm fascinated. I'm, I'm kind of fascinated by like that phenomenon elsewhere for American media. You know what I mean? Like I like I wonder what like the like the Japanese otaku equivalent of like somebody who's just like I fucking love Quentin Tarantino. Fucking love Spider-Man. You know what I mean? Like it's that is what's fascinating because like that exists for sure.

It's very different. You can see pockets of it. I know. my friend was telling me about these Japanese women that basically got into they're just into a hip hop culture and they make themselves darker and shit which is weird because like over there that's like mostly

I've had this I've had this K-pop argument with all of our friends right I've had this camera arguing with all of our friends and they don't listen because they're not they're not ready for that kind of conversation because they love the medium right and then like one of my friends aim this at me right it was like all right it was like

Okay, so people love, so K-pop is a really big trend, right? And a lot of K-pop artists, like a lot of other media artists do, whatever, they want to act tough, they put on these wild black sense. And they, it's, it's damn near menstrual showing without the makeup, you know? And it's like, and my friend is like, yeah, but every media does that. And I was like, well, it's different when it comes from, let's say, Bad Bunny, who makes reggaeton music, right? reggaeton music is its chorus in like rap music obviously

but in the Caribbean you're around people that exhibit that culture in Korea there's none of them you don't see that there well it's it's that's the that's the otaku thing no no it's more otaku than it is like uh like authentic like black face or something you're like black sense it's it's no it's and i wouldn't say I wouldn't say it's as derogatory it's not the

But it is weird. It's like, sure, it's like, you've never, you've never, you've never, you've never seen the people that rap

or sing like this in your life. You've never, I've encountered them. It's just fast. It's, I don't know, it kind of reminds me of like those people who are like, that white dude booze born in China.

And he just, like, that guy can't help it. Like, I'm just like, he just looks racist. Because he's, because he's speaking Chinese so accurately.

And when he speaks English, he has a fucking insane accent. Yeah. He has a Chinese accent when he speaks English. Yeah, and he looks like fucking Jake. Yeah. You know, like, yeah, it's like, and it's like, and there's other things, too. I've seen that too.

Like, there's a, there's a video that came across my feed recently of like this, uh, Mexican woman with a Scottish. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. I saw her. Because she's like from Glasgow or something. No, she studied in Glasgow. I don't know. Yeah, she has a daughter.

She has a hybrid daughter. Right. But her fucking, but her accent, like, she speaks perfect. Spanish and then when she goes to English it's like it's this it's this Glasgow accent and it's right? And it's like oh my God and she doesn't hear it too which is funny

she didn't she thinks she says she's talking about how like her accent is neutral or something. Yeah she says my accent's neutral neutral. They're like okay. Okay Shrek. That's fucking wild. Fucking Shrek. I mean it's obvious that's how it is though because over there like I

know a few few people from Glasgow like maybe too. And it's like the way they speak English is like weird. But I met them only through online spaces. I know, I know. I met them through online playing D&D. And they're, they're, they're, they're fucking, I think, Scottish, Swedish. I've only met one, I've only met one Scottish woman. And they sound hilarious to me. It's like, yo, your, your accent sounds befuddling. It's tough. You got to listen a lot harder when they're, when they're speaking. It's weird. It's like, it's it's weird it's it's odd it's hot in a confusing way

I like it I like Scottish like I don't find it attractive on its own but like sometimes it's like oh that works I like it sounds fun to me it sounds really fun like uh I'm never it sounds like it sounds like it shouldn't work and it doesn't ultimately like it really kind of doesn't but I'm just like I don't I don't particularly think any accent is hot I've grown past that where I'm like I don't think I just I think women being quiet is the hottest thing one we could do. There you go. He brought it back. He brought it back. He did. You brought it back.

Full circle, brother. Winner. Winner. Kingston, brother. Full circle. Winner. You guys will learn how to tell jokes like that later on in your lives. Don't worry. Oh, is that? You'll get it sooner later. Don't worry. All right. Yeah, sure. And we're back. We had some well, not technical difficulties, more like internet difficulties because I don't know. I guess the infrastructure around all of human society is crumbling very slowly. I don't know what's

going on. My internet's gotten. worse. Derek's internet's gotten worse. I'm, I was telling, I was talking to the guys off, off camera, or not off camera, but I guess off, uh, off recording. That like, dude, I'm straight up not getting text messages. Anymore. Like, I, like, my group, like, people call me. They're like, hey, are you coming to the thing?

And I'm like, what thing? You're like, oh, check the group chat. And it hasn't been, I haven't gotten anything for like three days. And then like two days later, it'll like, I'll get like 200 messages at once. And it'll be like a nightmare for my phone for exactly like five minutes. trying to load everything in and it's just like I don't know what's going on but it feels like I don't know

satellites are falling or something I don't know I don't know what's going on I wouldn't put it past just yeah shit just not being regularly kept up kept or whatever they're trying to upload all the Epstein files

into the satellites so that they're off planet yeah that's insane that's so funny it's insane oh God God, God. Anyway,

um, anyway, let's see, let's see. What do we, what do we want to get into now? There's a couple, I do want to touch on this really quickly,

only because I don't have any more context for it other than what the headline is. But I don't know, man, RFK's in the news for cutting a raccoon's penis off. It's just something I felt like we should mention. I, I get it. I mean,

I don't, I don't know what, I don't know what he's, maybe it's like part of that. What was the thing that he was eaten that we talked about him being like a pigeon calves or something? Pigeon calves and bear necks. Yeah. You just wanted to add a little raccoon fallace.

Yeah. This is a little bit. Gotta spice it up. Got to spice it up. I don't know what his obsession is with like cutting up dead animals. Like he's obviously fucked up, you know? Right. Yeah.

Like if, if RFK was a child, granted, that would already be terrifying. But like if RFK was a child and he was like, yeah, I don't. just cut this raccoon's penis off just to study it you'd be like okay well we're going to send him away yeah at the very least you'd be trying to hone it and like look you're obviously going to develop it to a serial murderer so we're going to have to have you murder for good and then we're going to give you a a show called r fk junior And he's just like, I'm going to kill everyone, but only bad people. Only bad people.

I've only got to cut up bad animals. Fucking insane. But that did happen. And it's not like a rumor or anything. I'm pretty sure he talked about it. So like, I mean, okay. he just tells stories that like he thinks it's normal like oh we fucking a dead bear

we like fucking cut it up and served it fucking to the local homeless shelter I didn't cook it on purpose I put the dead bear in my trunk and drove it to the airport and I figured I couldn't take it on the plane so I dumped it in Central Park and like he's telling all and there's all yeah I've been on Jeffrey Epstein's planes many times and it's like he just tells these stories and I'm like, you don't,

but I guess, look, props to you, I guess, for being like, he's so weird because he's like, he's clearly a liar, but he's also so weirdly honest. Yeah. I don't know what to make of that. Like, is he just, like, stupid? Does he, is, like, the things that we think he's lying about, is he just dumb and he believes it?

He's just too dumb. You know what I mean? Like, he does have brain damage, literally so like it's not out of like of all the people who are who in my opinion are most likely to not be outwardly evil he's probably like up there because like he has a he has a brain eating his worm or a worm eating his brain i guess look he's infecting me just through like talking about so like i i don't know like i don't know why you would tell a story about like you running over a bear and like dumping it in central part i don't know why you would tell a story about

just yeah being on jeffrey fc's played all the time or like hanging out with jeffrey fc all I don't know why you would tell stories about cutting your accoot's fetuses off, but then also I like I don't, it just doesn't make sense to me. He's like weird. He's strange. He's an enigma dude. It feels kind of like, it feels like when sometimes the serial killer or whatever it is,

they like to reveal a little bit, but not too much. It almost feels like he's kind of like being braggadocious on like how crazy is. But then I don't look, look, it's, that might be driven by the worm but I think the other stuff like him just lying about everything, that's just driven by greed. Because, you know, like the thing that's so upsetting to me,

and every time we talk about politics and like, say, for example, we might talk about Tucker later is that there's so much examples of these people being frauds. Like, if you just go back a little bit and just, oh, let me look at R.K Jr.'s campaign trail. When he was trying to run his president, let me just look and see what he was saying. he was just shitting on Trump the entire time saying he didn't drain the swamp he sucks dick

I hate him he doesn't like bare necks all this shit he was saying all this stuff verbatim and then he's like oh I'm not gonna win I'm not gonna get anything out of this so I'll just join Trump and then I'll get something out of it now I have aha but I'm just like the guys that even Joe Rogan all of them that love them some maha and they loved him some fucking RFK Junior I'm like

why do you guys still like him I don't understand like what's going on with you sir to allow this guy to flip and they completely say everything to the contrary that you were following in the entire time like what's going on here i want to know i want to speak to those people i want somebody on joe wogan's fucking show to ask joe about that instead of having like fucking duncan trussle dance around it and shit and be like oh my god don't we were i'm brainwash we were brainwashed we all kind of i fall for cults every once in a while ha ha and like kind of

i fall for cult every once in a while as they're wild thing to say. It is so insane. But he was cool to poking at, like, you wanted Joe to like contribute, Joe's like, oh. Oh, oh. Yeah, it's, it's fucking annoying, man.

Like, I saw, I mean, this is sort of tangentially related, but Tucker Carlson was, like, going off on a thing recently where he was like, like, um, like, apologizing or like not apologizing, but he's basically, like, it's just something we have to like, uh, wrestle with our conscience for. Like, it'll, it'll torment me for a long time that we got us

into this position, right? But he leads it with like, oh, I didn't know. Yeah. And I'm like, you knew. There's emails. Verified emails of you, like, during the Fox Dominion lawsuit saying that you hated Trump and you like didn't trust this guy. In the discovery of the Dominion versus Fox News, he got the messages of him saying he despises Trump and that he thinks he's a demonic force. And I'm like, it doesn't get any worse than that.

And I remember that very vividly because the very next UFC event, and I'm pretty sure Trump did it on purpose, made Tucker Carlson walk out with him because Tucker doesn't go to those fucking events. Like, never goes to those things. So he made them walk out with them just to be like, you're under my fucking thumb. And so like this whole,

and it's all of them, all of the podcasters, all of them, they all have done to say, oh, we didn't know. Or you're seeing Maga saying, this is what I voted for.

I'm like, what do you mean? It was all there. It was all there. It was never, they didn't hide anything. That's the thing that bothers me, man. I'm just like, brother, you knew. Just admit you knew.

Like, that's all I want is just for like people to just admit they, because they knew or they're stupid. One of the two. They're not, but he knew. Like he, him specifically. I agree. Like, there's just evidence that he,

like he knew that he was throwing his hat in the ring with somebody that he can, he considered to be a demonic force. You know what I mean? I don't even believe in demons. You know, like he thinks he's a demonic force that he was like, yeah, I'll support this guy. So like, I hate that like revisionism.

It like really fucking bothers me. Because you could just easily be like, look, man, the world is the world's fucked. I wanted my money. I wanted my security. I don't trust, I don't trust really anybody. I wanted my fucking security. I wanted my money. I wanted my bag.

And I'm like, I wouldn't respect it, but I would at least be like, that at least like survivalistically makes sense to me. At the very least, I could understand why a brain would make that decision. But to be like, oh, he's a demon. Let me spend a lot of time defending him. I'm like, well, what is that then? Right. You believe in spirits? That's the thing that fucks me up is that like you're not even like a materialistically like minded person.

You're not like on this plane, right? You're like you're not about the physical. You're about the metaphysical. You're about like all the afterlife and all this shit. That's important to you. Yep. So you're going to throw your leagues in with a demon? that's the thing

thank you thank you for like as silly because I'm like okay I think all this shit's fake as fuck but like they don't so the fact that they think it's real and that he's in league with a demonic force I'm like sir what does that make you and what is that going to make you a candidate for the fucking afterlife

if you don't so Paul believe in this shit they don't believe in anything what do you mean I look at me and that's it right there they have no substance they don't have that's fucking like I say this every time every time someone bring this shit up to me. When I was younger, I would always make sure I'd stop them. But it'd be like, dude, it's like, people are like demonic and it's like evil for it. It's like,

it's like, it's not evil forces. It's evil people. There's no force. There's no extraneous force that makes people do these fuck things. They're just fucked and they're covering these veils of other shit. So when you come down on them, you're like, well, it was a force. Like, no, it's these people. The devil made me do it. Are bad. It was the devil. My grandmother, when she was doing home nursing, what's the name of the, what's the name of that freaking house with a dad in Long Island killed his whole fucking family.

Oh, that's right. Yeah. What you call? My grandmother worked across from that house. She met that man. She was like, no, that nigga was fucked up. From the moment she saw him, he was like, no, this guy's, what is it?

Amityville. There you go. My grandmother worked like the house across with an old woman. And the older woman was like, that guy's fucked. And my grandmother was like, yeah, he's fucked.

You know that thing happened? That happened recently too. It just happened. Did it run it back? They run it back in the same house? Like a couple days ago, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,

some dude fucking killed like seven of his children and another kid. That's crazy. And I think he killed his, his lady and another, like he just went on a rampage and like snapped and shot a bunch of people. That house does look fucking creepy, though. Like that Amityville house,

the actual house looks, fucking scary. I've seen it and I'm like, ugh. You worked over here, Grandma, she was like, yeah. That's in our area, right? Poor white folk. That's why they don't call it Detroit. They call it Amityville. Is that in our area? You can get cabityville's or Long Island. If I'm not mistaken. Like I under Connecticut.

Well, Long Island is what I'm saying. Like around, I'm saying are geographically. Yes. I feel like I remember going to it for like a field trip or like something like that. Um, but if it was in like the Midwest, yeah, it is a creepy looking house. That house is fucking scary. All that was on that street looked fucking weird, man. By dark thoughts. Louisiana father kills eight children.

Several of them were his own children. Is that the recent one? Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's some black dude. If you look at the guy, if you look at the guy, he looks. We need to put that out there. But like, if you look at the guy, I mean, he looks.

If you look at him, though, if you look at his face, you're like, oh, yeah. He was going to do something sinister because he has this like blank stand. that I'm like, oh, you know, like his neighbor, they interviewed his neighbor. He was like, I know, I said hi to them the other day. Like, you seem fine. And I was like, y'all, you're just being nice. You behind the scenes with your wife are like, that guy's fucked up. Because if you look at his face, like, it is the problem is that people don't pay attention.

If you look at Richard Maria's face. Like, if you remember the night stalker. Yeah, yeah. Look at his face. That nigga looked evil. That nigga did look evil. This same guy. they have the same the same like stare

like there's some people that like have like this stare like oh you're gone people don't pay attention to stuff like that people are in there they're in their moving and they're going on it's like you do this guy looks so scary this guy looks like a he looks like an evil resident

he looks like it looks like someone who would show up in resident evil who would be like you'd have to fight you'd have to shoot him like six times He's so obviously like, oh, I'm going to have to kill him. Like, oh, this breaks my heart. Oh, my God. I'm going to have to kill him later.

So many children. Oh, my. Oh, yeah. I saw that the other day and it really upset me. It was like late at night when I was looking for something to watch on YouTube. And it was on my homepage. And I'm like, click. And then, of course, I just upset me.

Like, oh, cool. And then they kept showing shots of the bloody door. And I'm like, all right, how many times you need to show me that? He showed me child children's blood on a fucking door. The news is so great. dude dude this really bothers that made my heart

really not feel good yeah well insane how did we get here I don't know I gotta stop looking at this I'm worried about to cry this is really fucking bothering me

whatever let's uh let's talk about this let's talk about pragmata oh yeah let's talk about pro mod let's let's get away from let's get away from child murder to uh I don't know

to the whimsical children or whatever whimsical children or whatever Wimical children Or childness Not Not untainted by the internet But

So progbata came out That's the new Capcom Release Capcom been kind of killing it Yeah man They got fucking Anemusian Early next Late Late Latexia man

I'm super I've heard things I've heard things I'm very stoked I've heard some stuff too I'm very I'm stoked They're very excited You're gonna have a good year

dude. You're going to have a good beginning of the year. I can tell you that much. I'm excited because that's... I think it'll be good. That's my shit, man. And first of all, Musashi's my shit. Fuck it. I mean, anyone who's into like feudal bullshit, of course. And then, and then Animusha was one of my favorite franchises. And I literally never thought it was going to return. So this is awesome. Yeah. But, um...

It looks good. Yeah, so Pragata came out. It's a sci-fi game, but a dude kind of raising or helping a little girl Android through a space station on the moon it's a third person shooter with like some hacking some real time hacking stuff going on

yeah it's fucking awesome I doubt I like I got it last night out of because I saw dude there's some I should preface this I guess there's insane discourse on the internet right now sure about this game where it's just like people

sexualizing this kid people like politicizing the they're also politicizing the game like crazy where it's just like, oh my god, this is undoing decades of woke programming, trying to uh, you know, getting women to want children again.

As if, as if people aren't having children because they don't want them and not because it's fucking incredibly expensive. Yeah. Like, as if that's not the primary reason. But, I don't know, man, this is, no matter where you go, like, I feel like people are being weird about this game, which is a bummer

because it's just, it's fucking awesome. It's like really fucking good. it reminds me of like old I should be careful with how I say this it reminds me of like 360 it reminds me of a little bit of like vanquish or like 360 era games

where it's just like this is just a video game ass video game man like the feel of it feels so good and the combat is so good and it's just like it's really well-paced like there's a story there and it's like I'm sure people are like really enamored with it I think it's fine

but it plays super well. So it's like it's a bummer to see like the only discourse of any meaningful, you know, volume online is just like this culture worship. I hate it. Yeah, of course. It's so annoying. It's, it's in the public sphere. So then they got to find a way how can I monetize this.

I'm going to make this an issue. Like the one thing you said about, oh, this is going to do woke and make people have kids. I'm like, no one's thinking that. Like you're just, you're a freak and or you're just trying to get engaged. playing it. So what happens is that unfortunately, sadly, we've allowed the, the, the idiotic rage bait engagement part to become, unfortunately, a very real part of video game discourse in general now. Yeah. Like once upon a time, it used to be just like quality of the game. And it was always, obviously, people like that had their like really weird perspectives, freaks that would always

come out and say things. But now, unfortunately, literally when it comes to video game discourse, period, now. Media in general now, but like it's always going to be these weirdos that are like, yeah, and this is, and this involves the woke mind virus. And it's like, dude, I'm just playing a game. I don't care. I'm not thinking about like someone's agenda exactly when I'm exploring this. Obviously things have undertones, but like not

everyone cares about sticking it to somebody else every moment they exist in another space. almost never really. Especially when it comes to gaming, you just want to play something fun. I remember, funny enough, David Jaffe tried to do that

for fucking Crimson Desert, where I was like, I saw, because I didn't see much problematic shit on there. I saw people just talking about either they liked the game or they didn't like whatever. It was actually normal gaming discussions.

And then there's this goblin that shows up and he's like, oh man, this is too far because they're like, I don't know, there's, I guess there's, I don't know,

if it's true, I didn't look into it enough, but there was some Jewish undertones on the character. The goblin looked like it could be Jewish or something. And I was like, why are you trying to, why are you shoe hoarding this dude? Like, why are you trying to make this a fucking problem? Could you absorb credits from a distance? I feel like, maybe. Look, I understand.

I also feel like it's, it's like kind of self-reporting a little bit. I don't know. That's what I mean. Yeah. I'm not going to get it. It's like when you're playing D&D and like these orcs remind me of black people. It's like, uh, why? It's like, why?

Yeah. It's to remind you of that. It was, you know, it's funny. You saying that about Pragata, I didn't even think about it until like I saw these people saying that this looks like it's made for like pedophiles or something. And they're like, oh, why is she? They're like, why is she? Because because the little girl has like, she's not wearing shoes. She's running around.

I, I don't. thing is what I heard. Yeah. I don't, I don't know, man. I'm playing the game. I'm not, I don't see really any of it.

I understood, I understood what people were saying in the sense of like, it is a bummer that, it is a bummer that pedophilia is so central in the public consciousness right now because of what happened with Epstein and because there's no, been no resolution. Yeah. That anything that would have been relatively innocent even six years ago.

Yeah. Makes you, makes you think of that anyway because I definitely like for like a split second I saw this game and I remember I remember thinking unfortunately like oh man this is going to draw some really like weird people into this. Yeah. And I know that but it's not really the game doing it.

It's not the game's fault. That's the that's the right now unfortunately. It's like for me, for me purpose of because of function like that I would not include children in games. Like I'd be like to avoid this. I know what you mean. I was completely agree with because that would be my decision. Animal ally. That's it. It's always animal

wild lines that it would be unfortunate that it's like i have to censor my creative like what i want to do but for like see even when it comes to pragmatto like since people were talking about her feet and i didn't even think about that until people were bringing it up i'm like oh so i would have i would have just put shoes on her just to like i don't want people to be focusing on her fucking feet focus on the game you know like i there's different there's different costumes to be fair that you can unlock that like they they have her more like an armor or whatever there's like a really crazy Bushido armor set that like has them both in like samurai armor and I'm like this is too much. But it's like in Dead Rising where like when like Fred West is in these ridiculous.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. I love that stuff. Yeah.

But yeah. But yeah. For sure. But yeah, I don't know, man. It's, um, it's, it's weird because it's just like it's a fucking really good game. I love the freaking, um, the high five they gave each other. I saw that scene. I was like, this is adorable.

Let me ask you something. It doesn't feel cynical or like Like there's any undertones of like sinister shit like it feels pretty earnest She's not like I don't care as much about it as I do about the gameplay, but yeah, what are you saying? Is she like annoying at all? Like this is like as like just like a kid would be? Not Not to not to the degree that I notice it or that it is a detriment to me

Mm. It's it's I take this character over fucking. in Atraeus. Okay. I mean, that's an interesting sign. Okay. The thing is, like, she's useful. That's the thing.

It reminds you the difference between, like, you know how their games where, like, their escort missions and you have to, like, escort somebody from point A to point B? And, like, think about that kind of a game. Or, oh, you know what's a good example, actually? Think about Ellie in The Last of Us versus, like, Elizabeth in Biocococ. Whereas, like, Elizabeth doesn't really get in your way. And she's, like, useful.

Yeah. That's kind of this, where it's just like, I'm not nearly as bothered by some of the kids stuff that would normally maybe annoy me because she's like a useful part of the game. You know what I mean? Like, she's not just like this thing that's running around being annoying. But even that, like, I don't, I don't think she's particularly, I put like, I think four, five hours into it. I don't think she's annoying. She's the least annoying kid I've seen in a video game by a lot. That's good.

That's that's that that intrigues me at least enough to watch them like some gameplay and Cause I just I my brain's just like I mean there's it. I don't like game with kids and I like I get it. There is a demo There's a demo I think for it. Oh so if you so if you were curious about it there there if anybody's curious about it Um no it's good idea. It's a good idea. Yeah if if anybody's out there looking for like a new it it it's just weird man it plays it's like a little bit of Resident Evil 4 but then like there's this old school kind of Capcom weird shit going on

like it's a I would recommend people try it because it is definitely like a new I don't think I've played anything quite like it I don't think it's game of the year or anything but it's fucking it plays really really well I didn't think I would like it I went into it being like

all right let's see what this let's see what this is because I was just so curious because everybody was talking about everybody was talking about it but they weren't talking about like the gameplay play part of it. And I was like, this is annoying. I can't even find like footage of this. So I gave it a shot and it's pretty good. But I'm reading this. So I saw one of the tweets here like from Rock Solid. You guys might know this guy is a he's that Garfield Joker profile picture you see

on Twitter all every now and again. I did see him once for something. Yeah. He's he tweeted pragmata is a sciop to counter decades of anti-natalist propaganda and bring up global birth rates. I'm like, you don't think that. So people are being very normal about it. People just, people just like, like, you don't think that. This reminds me, this reminds me a lot of like the early 2010s when people were like looking into like, I don't know, they would look at a hitman absolution or whatever.

And they would be like, this is a game about disenfranchising women. You know what I mean? This is a game that devalues the world. Like, you know what I mean? It's like, it is that, it is that Sarkeesian kind of like shoehorn. warning your politics into something that's just supposed to be fun. Like, I don't think, like, I don't think politics aren't part of video games. I'm sure, like, there's narratives.

And I'm sure that even in the narrative of this game, there's, like, some political statement that's making maybe, maybe environmentalism. I don't really know. Maybe AI certainly is a part of it. But, like, shoehorning, like, to get the idea that, like, hitman absolution is about, like, disenfranchising women is so forced that it is ostensibly the same as, like, oh, this Capcom game is, is about making. everybody want kids.

Was Death Stranding about that? I think you would be more maybe the whole time. It would at least be more. I would argue that infinitely more than prognato. Yeah, I would say so too. Like so why was that fucking Joker for fucking Death Stranding? Don't

regard to this baby. Hold on to this baby as long as you can run around with this baby. Don't let the black ink take the baby. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually it was actually an allegory. Actually Death Stranding is about trying to protect your baby from the from the horrible influences of black culture because they're

constantly trying to keep it away from this black goo that's trying to get at the baby and make his big his pants sag Oh man, who would have known that his diaper, look at this You know what? Kojima doesn't put any Negroes in his game, you know? I don't think he knows they exist exactly. Yeah,

there were black people that's straight again, that's ready to. There was like three. There's, I know there's black people are dustening two for sure. I know you remember that one. You're misremembering, Chris. Oh, okay. No, his name was Die Hardman, I remember. I'm not even joking.

He was the hard man. I know there was really, I, it's, it's, only Kojima, dude. Only Kojima, man. It's one of those things where I love, I love his media so much because it's supposed to be taken seriously, even though there's so much camp in it. Like there's so much. Incredibly camp. Like the entire tone of whatever he's made is like, this is a, there's very serious things happening here. die Hardman.

I love Kojima's ability to, I love Kuma's ability to just create things. Whether it's good or bad or whatever I think about it, the fact that he creates the way he does, I appreciate because an American designer could just not. Whether it be from us being like too hyper aware of bullshit or us, are people that's like insulting it out of the sky. And I love that Kojima can go to a room

pitch a story like Dev Stranding that is sentimentally very powerful but also really fucking stupid and a company be like hell yeah we're making that and people being like this game is on but like I really I just respect that

I have so much he's like David Lynch to me yeah literally that kind of guy they're like Twin Peaks Twin Peaks is so dumb I love it it's so dumb yeah

there's a lot James with his fucking four foot forehead. Like, look at like brooding and the, it's so dumb. I love it. It's like respectable.

Like I respect the fact that people can make art like that. The people who have like, especially get the, they climb to the top and then you can't, you trust them and that they have an audience that will watch it just because it says David Lynch or Kojima, Hideo Kojima or something like that. That is,

I would, being in that position would be so fucking fun because it's like, oh, this is great because at the end of the day, I don't really need to make something make sense. I just want to make something that I like. Like that new thing he's making with that bitch screaming, that shit looks ridiculous.

I'm sure it's going to be fucking cool. I forgot about that. I saw that shit and I was like, dog, this is some shit that I know in my film class in upstate New York somebody would have fucking brought in front of us. And I would have been like, yo, beat this shit out of here. The fuck out of here.

Beat this guy's ass. But I'm happy. I got to look that. I haven't seen that. I forgot about that. like there's any stories about how important connection is and it's like bro i learned that in eighth grade you know like a duh but the fact that he's still willing to bring it to the four table and he's like allowed to make stories like that we need stuff we need more people that are

able to do that and we don't have them because they didn't make metal gear solid fucking 30 years ago you know so we just don't give people to do that unfortunately it's like that's in those stories even though they may seem like very typical They're important to have because we're not. We're clearly, societally, we're missing something, you know? We're missing those kind of clear. Like, obviously these things are important. So we need to make them, you know?

So it just makes me, it makes me happy that someone like that is allowed to persist. Yeah, it's, it's kind of a double-edged sword, though, because the people that need to hear that shit, they're not looking at. They're not going to grasp that from his media. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. They're going to say, what I was born walking at first. The fuck is this. I did that dumb shit, too.

Oh, dude, like, think about it. Think about it. I saw a real earlier where this guy was like, top three games of all time. And the kid, you know, this kid looks like he's probably. NBA fucking. Call a dude. No, no, close enough.

He said, war zone, uh, fucking Fortnite. And, and then, of course, GTA online, of course. And all time. And I'm like, not games are you currently playing. Like, oh, no, these are the, I was like, oh, well, all right. That is crazy. I could, I can respect the top 10 with it, with one of those on it.

Every one's perspective of gaming is different. But like this is, I stand by this very hard, right? Games are different experience for people, right? For me, when I think of a video game, if I'm being honest, I think of what game is the most of game like.

Like, I'm playing a game. I'm picking up this game and I'm playing it. Not exactly experiencing it, you know? Well, what do you mean? What's the difference between playing? Like, some, like a game like, are you talking about the difference between like,

a narrative and, A narrative experience, a narrative game or a game that's just gameplay, you know, or a simulator essentially or stuff like. Okay, for me, I don't consider sports games games even more, really anymore. There are more Sims to me than they are games. And I'm like, that's fine worth the guy. Some people love those games, and they have the right to love them. Like Lily, Lily loves Animal Crossing. That's barely a video game to my brain.

But that is a game. That is a game undeniable. I cannot take that from her. But then she also loves G. TA and then she'll sit down beside me and like fucking call plays for me in Fortnite, you know? Those are all game experiences, but some of them are like, you know, like Derek, me and you'd say, what a great seems all the time? BG3 is going to pop up before we have a chance to finish our thought in games, you know?

Sure. But it's because of the fact that we want that narrative experience. We love the dynamic way to combat works that everybody has that experience and they play games, man, you know? So I'm not quite as judgmental as I used to be about stuff like that. Oh, it's not even, um, it's a, like, because I completely understand it. It's more of. I disagree. I understand.

It's more of, I think what it is and what what bums me out is, I think it's more less of like how we grew up, at least I guess I'm, this is completely anecdotal. For me, I, I hung out with people a lot. And that's where I got a lot of my communication from people, communicating with people, having fun with them at school and in person or whatever. And then I would decompress with like a really cool last fucking intricate video game that has a lot of gameplay

stuff like that and I think especially modern day the communication part is largely through war zone through GTA and whatever the fuck you mentioned and so that's where they're kind of doing all that in one like I'm playing video games but really what they're doing is just socializing and so they're like oh these are my those are the best games

and I'm like oh well you don't really play you are playing a game but you don't really play video games if you know what I mean and I don't even say that as a knock I think his video game experience is a game experience that requires being heavily social, opposed to the video game experiences that we had were very much so at first. In the earliest sense forward of them, they were very much so independent from the social sphere. Because that's because we got, we got, we got, Chris and Derek, for me and Chris, we got online gaming at like 12, 13 years old. So we kind of got that era of video gaming. Yeah.

Yeah. So we were already like socialized by then. We already teens by the time. Yeah, you already got that in your 20s. Exactly. So you were well done with like learning how to make friends and it's on the internet before you said really playing video games. Yeah. The biggest online thing I would say when it was huge.

Because even around my time, a lot of people weren't playing like in my communities. It wasn't until 360. And that was we just graduated high school. So like we graduated high school and 360 came out. So but like I was still in middle school. Playing online. Playing online before 2002, you were a real. nerd.

Yeah. You were a fucking dwee. You were star, you were Star, you were StarCraft and like fucking, um, the, the Unreal tournaments. That's what it's called? What was that they called? Unreal. There was a lot of, there were a lot of like EverQuest and Counterstrike.

There was some, there was some freaks that would go to the web stations and play counterstrike. And I went a couple of times and I'm like, dog, this is gay. I was like, I was, it wasn't peak to me like the way that people were. And I was like, this is, I'd rather go. I was like, I want to go play. want to verse somebody in Marvel's Capcom at GameWorks or Powerhouse or something. That was...

For me, for us, Pete Gaming was like, you go over to your friend's house and you play Smash Bros. That's what Pete Gaming was in our ever. It was like, you go over to my plugs in Smash Bros. And four of us are playing. And then when they made eight people be able to play, that was like when it's like, because we would do that, dude. Like, before me, before Chris and Jalen moved out here the first time, the last time we all hung out, we hung out at Jalen's house.

And it was like genuinely like 15 of us in his basement. to like 2 a.m. playing smash bros over and over again, you know? Like that was like those are our fortnight moments, you know? Right. It's like we're like in our like late teens, maybe early 20s playing like games like that.

And I think that because my nephew, his favorite game, his favorite game right now, I don't, he's effectuated with the fucking Sony Spider-Man games. It's crazy watching him play those games. How old is he?

He's six. Oh, interesting. And he like, like, it's, like on like seeing him like dude that's so you see what i did did like him like him his his eyes like glow with like dude spider man stop the car to see me that's so funny

that's so funny imagine it because i know that was me with like the ps1 spider man oh for sure it is that looks so that looks so janky and like i i remember thinking like i just made a fucking fire web it's insane because like totally it's weird because i that was the same thing i did to my uncle you know my uncle me had those moments where like he'd give you me comics and I'd be like, dude, Superman just freaking picked up doomsday full of space and shit. And then I'm like watching him do it. It's like, oh, this is really cute.

Yeah. But now he's like freaking like navigating a smartphone at the same time doing it. I'm like, what the hell is this? That is pretty, yeah. He shows you a picture. He shows you a picture of an ISIS beheading. Like quick, quick enough, quick enough that you don't, you know what you saw, but like you don't know the details.

So you're like, your imagination fills it in. Like, what is that? What was that? And he's like, I don't know. and I'm looking through the phone I'm like fucking scamper through the trying to find it What'd you show me? Would you find that? Would you find that?

I don't know. Yeah, it's gone already, man. But anyway, that's really all I had on the the docket, really. We could get into questions. Let's do that. Now if we want, I didn't want to address this guy.

And by the way, you can, if you want to support the show, get your question read. Patreon to com slash a snartank. You all know how to do it. Randip Kang. I just wanted to read your thing,

even though we kind of went over it just to acknowledge you. Hey guys, did you hear about Jeremy the quartering, mundane matting the keynote casino out of YouTube? He made the similar excuse of looking for cabins in the woods instead of boulders. No fucking way. So see, this is the little lore that I'm missing. Yeah, I didn't know that either. But that's amusing, man.

Yeah. But yeah, we obviously, obviously we went over it. Yeah, I do want to say, though, just because people, there's a lot of lore with that mundane mat stuff. So you probably, if you want to get caught up, what's that guy's name? Man, there was this guy that was around the, oh my God, I can't remember his name, but he, he did like a series on Monday, Matt and going through the whole flagging situation. Medicare. Mr. Medicare. Oh, yeah, Mr. Mediaker.

Mr. Mediker was a guy. Didn't he die? I heard he had cancer, but I don't know if that was real or not. You know what I mean? Because I don't know. I've heard he had cancer. But there was the only reason I really remember is because at one point, Monday Matt had somewhat of a redemption arc where he had a debate with Ethan Ralph on,

he was streaming on Ethan Ralph's channel. And I think Medico was the mediator or something, if I remember correctly. And it was, Ethan Ralph was drunk or pilled out or something. So it was like a humiliating. Ethan Ralph got exposed for flagging a bunch of people. So it's like, who the flag? What are you even?

You can't, you got nothing on me, you know? And so, getting a redemption art from, from brutalizing Ethan Ralph is very funny to me.

It's, it was, it was so fucking funny because, what a funny person. Attacking Ethan Ralph is the fucking glowing sword. You gotta grow the, the fucking purges off with the darkness. Yeah,

he's the, he's the person your job to. He's the, he's the gatekeeper that you need to pass to a sin. That's like, that's like, that's like redeeming yourself by like, I've defeated Yamcha,

guys. yeah yeah yeah fucking yadirobe i should say oh yeah jadroby was in one fight i feel like the whole entirety of dragon ball z he's dipped out he saved the world once yeah he won he he he like he was instrumental in like the the the success of that fight and he was like that's the best i'm getting yeah he really was i'm dipping he uh fucking and he also so he cut the tail off and then he slashed uh vichita in the back at the end.

Yeah. And he did. He caught a back one time. That was it. That's what I was talking about. He could have killed right there.

That's a crazy thing to think of. They could have, they could have murdered Vegeta and that would have been it. That would have been such a different series. You know what I saw for the first time? I saw the,

I saw the original translation of what Goku was saying to not get Krillin to kill Vegeta. And it makes so much more sense. I don't want to say. This one was like, oh, we got to show him that we're good

because then if it comes back, maybe he'll, like, you know, we got to show him, I'm like, that's gay. That's so stupid. But like, okay, whatever. Because Goku is, I'm sorry, Goku is not that person.

He's, he's stupid. He just wants to fight and train. So what he really wants. He's not evil, but he's not evil at all. He's not a good guy. He's not a hero. So in the original, he's like, no, like, don't. Like, he was so strong.

And like, I want him to, he basically is making the excuse that he wants to fight the fucking best. so he wants like because of him like it opened up like a huge part of his brain where he's like I I need to be stronger and I need to face this guy as best it was one of those things where he just wants to it wants to be Goku and I was like so like so like in the original what you're saying is like in the original is more about like we have to show him that we're merciful well in the dub in the dub yeah I'm saying I want to fight this thing again and I was like oh Goku so the compassion the stuff and he's like oh goku so the compassion the stuff and he's like no and actual goku's like nah nigger that guy was peak don't kill him that she was lit that guy was peak don't kill i love the thing that's interesting about dragon ball z in particular is that like both of those work you know like they're like they kind of feel like alternate versions of the same story but like they're still like so close uh-huh that they like what i mean is like there's other story like there's other story that they like there's other

is that like change minor lines of dialogue like that that completely fuck right i i give a you know what i mean the way they portray him as that goody-goody but it gets it comes okay it comes into conflict it's a different story but it works well a little bit right because by itself because the actions that goku then does later heavily don't make sense with him being like save compassion because it's like you had your son fight a monster that is true you know I know, I know. But you have those, I don't know, there's enough. Goku is that, like, he's gullible and silly.

He isn't, he isn't that character, but he exhibits a lot of the behaviors that characters like that like that character's like that character's like that like that exhibit. Yeah, I mean. Like, where it's just like where you like, doesn't he heal that fucking bird or whatever? Right. That's a movie. But yeah, I agree. I understand.

But like, that's, that's a Goku character. Like, he's like, oh, you know what I mean? So it does work. Yeah, let me be clear. Like I don't. It's not like I've ever, because this is, I've never brought it up before. It's not like it actually bothered me. Like.

Yeah, it never, I like the original. I like the original. I like the, I prefer personally, yo, this guy's peak. Yeah, I heard that. I'm not even that long ago. I was like, a side by side. And I was like, oh, that's cool. I was like, that's, that is Goku.

I was like, oh, shit. Okay. Written for off, very often are like, not all of them, but very often a lot of them are like good, circumstantially good. Like, they're not like, I'm a hero. Because they don't have the fucking Christian righteousness hero. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know?

where it's like, oh, I'm a hero because I feel like it's the right thing to do. They're like, I'm a hero because the bad people are being assholes of people I care about explicitly. I don't care about being good. I just don't want them to be mean to my homely. Well, the thing too about the writing is it like, because then there's the opposite stuff that happens too, which is like the boo saga. Yeah. Where like a lot of the stuff in the boo saga is just like, it is better written. in the English dub, it is.

Like, Majin Vegeta's speech is so much better on that original like Funimation dub than it is in like the original Japanese. What are the differences I don't remember? So like in, in, um, in the original Japanese dub, the Majin Vegeta speech. And by the way, like in Kai, which is an English translation of what the original speech is.

Okay. Or more or less, like it's more in line. It's just more like, it's more whiny and it doesn't like it's just Vegeta basically whining about not being the strongest right but in like in the English dub like in the Funimation dub like it it's rooted in the enslavement by like Friza and like wanting control and wanting power

and never wanting to be in that situation ever again and wanting the power to and it's just like it's so much better it's so much more well written and it makes Vegeta a better character the way that it's written. And it's just like in the original you could tell the original Japanese like Toriava couldn't stand this guy. You know what I mean? He's not a

Vigita fan. Who cares? You can tell Toriyama is clearly a Piccolo fan. You can clearly tell by like every way he's drawn every time he shows up is like that's his guy. He has the main character have to win the fights but clearly this is his man's.

Clearly. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out of Toriama. man, man, he rest in peace, man. But you should, yeah, I would encourage people to look up the differences between the, like, the, the Majimu Jita Kai, which is like the original, it's the English version of the Japanese original script, basically, and the original fun of Asian, because it's just like, it's, it really trounces it. I won't let you destroy several square blocks. What'd you say? I want to destroy several square blocks.

And he goes super saying against beers and a beer shoots him with a gun, a regular pistol, beers, kill. A fucking nine millimeter shoots from the gut. He fucking dies. He falls off the sky holding his tummy. So let me see. Let's get another question here. Joey Jojo Jr. Shabbado.

Nice. Shabadoo. Shabbadoo, wrote in. He says, have you guys, have you guys seen Lord Jamar trying to convince people he's smart

by arguing for flat earth theory? Yes. Yes, I have. He doesn't understand how gravity works and thinks that it's impossible. for the planet to rotate and not have all the world's water fly out into space. Oh my God.

That works. I got to love the confidence stupidity. I have not seen this. There's many people. Yeah, that's why I always see that's the biggest argument for a lot of flat earthers. They don't understand gravity because they think like, oh, I see myself. And if I was standing sideways, I would fall immediately.

So why wouldn't the water fall out of the earth or something? Like, they don't understand. how big or something is. Amateurstetric pressure. Abidstetric pressure. Well, they just also understand. So typical force. Like all of those things are like, like it's insane that it all works that way.

It's like it feels almost magical in like a macro sense. Yeah. But it's like it's all there. Well, it's a problem when like you don't understand like you're thinking about something in the size of things that you can only understand. Like they can't understand how large the world is. They can't. So they can't understand that how much of a gravitational force is the larger something is.

They can't conceptualize that stuff. In the same way, I can't conceptualize how many, like, when you just see a certain picture of a snapshot, and it's like, okay, here you go. There are, every dot right here is a galaxy. And I'm like, my brain's like, fuck. Like, my brain's like that is so fucking, like, I can't even conceptualize out every dot that I'm seeing in this one snapshot are galaxies. And it's just thousands of dots. And I'm like, those are all galaxies, not fucking solar systems, not systems, but galaxies. And I'm like, so I can't even conceptualize.

that. If we make cameras that are good enough, right? Uh-huh. To take pictures of the night sky, would effectively the whole night sky just be filled with stars? Like, would there even be gaps effectively in the night sky? Yeah, I mean, you can, you see that. You see that when people have, I'm out.

I log out already. You see that, especially like on a perfect, like some of the best places, like say in the equator or something, you can take pictures and really just see how fucking just decked out everything is. It is quite a bit overwhelming to see being in a situation like that. Or like just, you know, you're driving in pitch blackness and you just see how fucking lit everything is. And when you get to see like, say, parts of the Milky Way, that shit is fucking scary. Because it's just like, dude.

And this is just the galaxy that we live in. And so Lord Jamar obviously doesn't understand any of that stuff. He doesn't care to understand it. He's had debates with Professor Dave, which is, I don't know. why he would agree to do that. Because Professor Dave is like probably the, I like him because he's one of the few YouTubers that are like

no nonsense where he's just like, oh no, I'm going to make fun of you. There's a lot of people that make videos about him saying he's an asshole. And that's all they can say. You know, because like, and I was like, okay, technically maybe it would be better because they couldn't even make videos

about him being an asshole. But he's like, no, I need to humiliate and punish these people. I need to also go into the comment sections and refute a lot of these dumb motherfuckers. He does extra model shit that I would never do ever. And I respect it.

And he's fucking right. Like 99.9% of the time. So what the fucking you do? And yeah. So yeah, Lord Jamar. Chris, don't waste your time. His name is Lord Jamar just crazy. That's already a fucking red flag. He's the fucking. He,

I think he would be on Godfrey, the comedian. I think he would be on his podcast a lot. And I think Professor Dave had a debate on their. Oh my God. I remember this. He was on the thing. Yes, he was on the thing and a professor called in and it was like, dude, you're so stupid. I remember that. Was it a white guy? Yeah. Yeah. His name's, uh, YouTube is Professor Dave. Um, I really like his content. And he is a little, he is kind of snarky asshole, but like I like it. It's, you don't see it very often. Usually people are kind of kid gloves with stuff. Like, um, do you remember like is Neil de Graham. Trash Tyson's kind of like cookie cutter, but at the same time, he knows this stuff. And what was it? Terrence Howard sent in a presentation or something about his fucking bullshit. What does he call it?

Like, Terronomics? Or I can't even remember what he calls it. Oh, yeah. It's like whatever is. Eck, what was it? I forgot. I shouldn't have said that. I fucked it up by saying that. Yeah, now it's in my head. Teronomics. Because that's definitely not it. But he's the one, he's the one, what is it? One times. one equals two he's that guy. He because he doesn't understand what multiplicative means. He doesn't, he literally doesn't understand that it's one of one. He doesn't understand that it's of one. He's got nothing going on in there, man.

So he sent a whole thing to Nildegrasse Tyson. Nildegrax Tyson, oddly enough was kind enough to, you know, tear it apart and give him notes. And then Terrence Howard got so fucking pissed. He's like, oh, you were so mean and shit like that. He's like, no, he just, just literally peer reviewed your thing, which the fact that he even took the time is insane, that he treated him like a peer and did what he would do to a normal actual peer.

And it was, it was really, it was really funny, but it's almost like me. Like, if I just made up fake bullshit and I somehow had enough respect for him to just even look at my shit, it's crazy. It makes no sense. It's awesome. I need to know what the hell he called it because now I fucking, uh, Terrence Howard Theory His math thing is crazy man

The theory of everything Terriology Terriology It was even dumber God damn it Yeah one times one equals two It's so fucking funny You see this news

That RFK's voices better Shut the fuck up He coughed up a He coughed up a switch two cartridge Oh And it was his turns out He was just choking on a cartridge He had the proto one from like fucking

It's 45 years ago I was about to say like how long has he had this thing? Oh so disgusting Oh man that was really gross Oh man breath in a wild I've really been I've really been working on that for a while Anyway Oba

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it is uh it is a thing it's funny almost all right let me see just wanted to read that because a cosmic sort of way in a cosmic sort of way he is spartan young colin 202 wrote in he says hey on on episode whenever on episode whatever swiney said didn't even give a shit Sweeney said he wished they would remaster the Battle Network DS games. If he meant Star Force on DS, they actually did remaster those earlier this year. If you meant Battle Network on the GBA, they remastered those a few years ago. And he is retarded. Thank you.

They did. They said that. Yeah, I said that before they did it clearly. But, well, is that clear? Like, maybe you didn't know. It's fine. Like, they don't really advertise these things. I know about them now.

I have the battle network ones. I mean, they really don't advertise. When just shows up sometimes, I'm like, when the fuck does this happen? The original Resident Evil just showed up on Steam. That was the biggest one. Dino Crisis as well. Wasn't that on April 1st also? So it was like a fucking joke.

That's crazy. Yeah, I do have, I have Resident Evil too in my wish list. I'm pissed off because when it first showed up, apparently, it was on sale. It was 50% off when it first showed up too. So it was like, I think I could have bought it for like five bucks or something or because I think it's, I think, or something. I don't remember how much or I think it's 20 bucks right now or something. And I could have bought it for 10. Because I just want to own it. And I'm like, oh, great. Why the fuck was this not any? I didn't see anyone talk about it. And then it was mentioned on the podcast by probably you. It was something, Chris. And I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah. I don't know. It's very weird. It's like, anyway,

what do we got here? Sometimes these niggas just don't want money, man. I feel like that's really true. Yeah. That's odd. I just don't think they want to get paid. It's like, why?

Why do you not want to get paid? You can just get paid. Like literally, I could shoot you some money for this thing, especially it was on, it was on sale. Like, you,

okay. Oh, this happened in the middle of us, um, taking a break, but, uh, Xbox game pass is going down in price.

Ah, yeah, I thought I'd mentioned that. So if anybody was curious, I know I jumped off that shit a while ago. Have they said how much it's going to be? It's going from, I think, it was 30, right? Yeah, the ultimate. So it's down to, it's down to 2021 something.

Nice. Which is still expensive in my opinion, but I guess it is better. Now, I wonder if they're going to change the PC version or if they're keeping it the same. Oh, yeah. Dude, I don't know, man. Like, they keep talking. That's interesting. That company is in fucking free.

free fall because they're talking now like I saw some people talk about like yeah they're thinking about maybe doing exclusives again and I'm like brother you better make your fucking mind up right you better make your fucking mind up I don't know what yeah I don't know I mean they could whatever I don't even care anymore at this point I have no leadership skills and I feel I honestly genuinely feel I'm not joking I feel like I can do a better job that's not good thing that's not good. No, no, no. No, it's not like people, people say that it's like, oh, you're so confident. Whatever you say so like that, but it's like, no, it's not that I'm confident. It's that I, I, well, I guess it is confidence to a degree, but it's, it's, it's confidence in your lack, in, in other people's lack of ability. Yeah. It's not that I'm the best person for the job. It's just that of the people doing it.

I know these guys aren't. It's like the Halo series with me where I'm like, I don't have leadership skills. I don't know how to direct a team. I don't know how to build a game from scratch. But I can promise you. I know for a fact that if I was a producer or something, if I was up there giving notes,

steering teams in particular directions, I could output a better product than whatever the fuck three, four, three, we've been doing for the last 10 years. I know I'm confident. Yeah. in that. Yeah. Ro shit.

Yeah. Granted, without the, you know, random outside force, like who the fuck knows what crazy bullshit happens? But that is true. If it were up to my own devices, I don't know, man.

Resident pussy or pussy, Derek, wrote in. He says, oh, yeah, because you were sick last episode, so he died. Oh. His customer. Oh, right, right.

Hello, fellas. Wanted to share a story with you of the first time I met a black man in my accidental racism. A note for this interaction. I was 11. Okay, well, it depends on how old you are now. Living where, I wish I knew where this person lived.

Yeah, like where and when? Because 11 in the 80s in, like I could see, like, I don't know. Maybe in the Midwest. Yeah, in the Midwest, like, that's not, that's, you would, you would still know. But 11 in like 2003 in like, I don't know, maybe L.A. Maybe not. I don't know. I really have no idea. It was insane to me not be like, I don't know.

I'm from New York. I have to understand. That's why. Well, well, I do. Well, even, even just like, I don't know, man, I was pretty old when I found out that that monkey was a, was a, I'm like, what do you fuck? Because people have been calling people monkeys for fucking. I understand.

I understand that, but that's not. That's like language. I just don't hear opposed to just. Right. But that's, but that's what this is. Yeah. So hold on. We're going to, we're going to get into it.

Uh, note for this interaction I was loving. So this man, I was friends with my family and he invited over. and he was invited over to my grandparents' place for the first time, which is where I live. My cousin and uncle were going to take him up to shoot guns in the woods, perfectly normal thing around where I live. So while they were grabbing their guns and ammo from the safe, he introduced himself to me. Now, I was raised to always be gracious and offer something to eat and drink to guests. Unfortunately, for the both of us, my family had fried chicken and watermelon the night before. I offered him some leftovers from the night before,

and a soda, if he would like one, the soda happened to be great. Now I'm not believing this. I could have believed it up until the grape soda. It was like nobody has grape soda. Listen. Nobody has grape soda. He might be a southern.

This person is. Is he Southern? 100% Southern. Yeah, yes to be Southern. There was the first reason was the hospitality. Southern hospitality is you always offer people food when they could step in. food and drink and the guns. Really? Is that true? Yeah, okay. Yes,

that is 100. Is that only Southern? It is specifically Southern. My grandpa's from the South, so I guess that makes sense. Every black person in America is originally from the South. Ah. I mean like the first words. You're right. You're right. Yes. And so the southern hospitality spread.

But yeah, that is absolutely, it's weird. If you don't do it, it's it's highly disrespectful. It's rude to not do that with somebody. It's like, people look at you like, you're a fucking asshole. You're like you didn't offer anybody any food. What if that's still the case with fucking eggs being $40 an egg? I'm sorry. I can't offer you shit. It's some tablet. It's crazy to think of that. People like, I don't know. I couldn't imagine my coming to my home and me being like, oh, you're good. You're, you're, you're fine. You're all right. You're straight. It's like, why? You don't invite people. We don't offer people food when they come into your home. But anyway, but listen, the soda so happened to be great. It's the only kind of we had. This is where it begins to lose me. I'm just like, I don't know. I think you're trying to set up for a story. It's possible.

Who the fuck has grape soda still? I have not seen grape soda even in a store In like a long ass time Listen Like if I went to go find grape soda I'm not confident that I would find it It's still there You can find in big bottles

Usually you don't find in the small ones Like they're like some big Like the two liters But again The only reason I'm still giving this guy pass Just for now is maybe he's from the south All the stereotypes It just came from Southern cuisine

Like grape soda is big fried chicken watermelon all that shit i mean i've definitely had fried chicken what not just fried chicken watermelon fried chicken but i've had like a meal that like had watermelon fried chicken and other things in it or like not in it but like around as like an assortment i don't think i had fried chicken and watermelon together from being on this we it was more it's more objectively it's more of a fruit salad fruit cup kind of thing there was it's like they're just so happen to be watermelon there i see but it wasn't like one watermelon and one chicken. Like, that's insane.

But, but, um, so like, I can, I can believe most of this. The soda's throwing me off. Although you were 11, depending on how old you are, like, I do remember grape soda being more common at a certain point. So like, you know what? I'll, I'll give you a pass. But he, anyway, so you offered him the soda. He said, no thanks, laughed harder than I had ever seen someone laugh and told me that was a good one. I was very confused and asked him what he meant. And that is how I learned about the racial stereotype. That I could also believe who the, like I, the fried chicken thing never made sense to me because I'm like who the fuck does not like fried chicken. I'm not even really that big of a fan of watermelon but like

I don't know it's fine. I don't like watermelon. Watermelon tastes like nothing to me. Yeah it's like it's underwhelming. It has a taste but I just don't prefer it. Like I think I might taste buds don't taste like I taste. Like I taste watermelon candy and I'm like oh this flavor is nice and then I bite into a watermelon. I'm like this isn't even remotely close. Watermelon candy is completely improvised. Like there's like whatever watermelon candy is it's like it's not watermelon candy is. It's like it's not watermelon because like what watermelons are you fucking eating that taste like this it's not even

close yeah watermelons just taste refreshing that's what they taste like a nice a nice drink to me it tastes it tastes like a drink like like a nice drink like a nice drink with like a little bit of flavor a little bit of something in it it's it's totally it's so light to me that it's uh it's like it's a it's a filler i don't know yeah it's a very filler kind of thing but it's it's like it's not it's not like a bad fruit or anything yeah it's but like i i i do i understand this Only because, like, yeah, like there are things like, like, like monkey as like an insult where I'm just like, I think I was, I must have been like maybe fucking in my 20s when I found out that that was like a really. Yeah, because I'm like, who the fuck? No one's ever, no one in my life has ever, first of all, my dad used to call me a fucking monkey all the time.

My dad called me an ape. Like all the fucking time. Uh-oh. Because I was swinging around on. That's crazy. The Congo. That's crazy. No, I was like, that got sent there by the Dutch.

No, because I'm like, I don't know, man. I've always been like a thing fella. I'm always like, I was obsessed with Spider-Man, so I was always climbing and shit and like swinging around. She was like, me you fucking monkeying around. You remind me of those Congolese that I, you know, blew up. They didn't, they didn't get enough, they didn't find enough rubber. So I killed a bunch of them, son.

But yeah, like you would hear. Stop jumping around before you end up dead like those congoloids. Cogaloids You would hear how like Like I don't know Friza Calling the Sayans

Monkeys and shit like that And like you would hear like Monkey was like a common Like just a generalized insult So like I genuinely had no fucking concept Oh man There is a very there is a very real real real thing where it's like

You could genuinely just be not Not a bigot or anything like that And not understand that's like that happens That's a very real thing You can just not talk like that, you know? The thing that really confused me, I was going to sound kind of crazy,

is when I first heard about it, and they were just like, oh, it's because black people look like monkeys. And I'm like, do they? And I was like, and I remember looking at it was like, monkeys have really thin lips. That's crazy. All right.

Now you cook, now you cooked it. That's crazy. No, what I'm, what I'm, what I'm saying, listen, listen, what I'm saying is what I'm saying. Yes. So I feel like if you were being like, oh, this looks like anybody, it's like this looks like white people. If anything. Yeah, that's, yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. The problem is it's a little weird. It's literally just, oh, these animals are very similar to humans and their coding. They are similar to dark. That's all it is. It's just lazy. Almost all racism is so lazy.

And you're using way too much logic. You're using way too much like, well, this doesn't make sense because of this. and like, you're, I know, I know. I know you fucking retaking racism like a person

sensible with tack racism and they can't because you're a sensible person. But I, I'm sure remember when the first time I experienced that, it was directed at my brother where there was this guy

named Sean in my elementary school. You know, I'm assuming his parents were racist as fuck there these blonde-haired fucking blue-eyed kids and stuff and his little dumb-ass, uh,

fucking sister Shannon. They sucked. And, uh, he had a Superman comic book. It was a comic coloring book. And then it wasn't, it was just a regular ape.

It was a gorilla. It wasn't even Grod or anything. And he was like, hey, look at your brother. He's just laughing. And I'm like, that's like,

it was so not funny, but he was so amused. And I was just can only imagine like his dad is just, you know, just. Oh yeah, yeah. And I was like,

it was so like, it could have been funny if like my brother was like, fat and large or something like that. My brother's a twig. He's been a twig his entire life. So it was... Well, that's the thing, too. It's like, I remember there was a...

There was a kid in our class who was like this really big... He's like this redhead, this really huge fucking... This huge kid. Yeah. Like, not even fat necessarily. Like, kind of, like, sort of, yeah. Like, I wouldn't say he was obese, but he was like, he was just large. And everybody called him a fucking ape.

Because he looks like a fucking ape. Yeah. So, like, it's just like my... whole life that that insult was like so completely like not you grew up around people that weren't just complete trash i guess and so you didn't experience that language flung at black people must be fucking nice for real though i knew too many like just like i don't know even in yonkers where i was which isn't like the most maybe i'm misremembering uh i remember there were a lot of different people there like who went to school with me and so like it was just like yeah i never heard

you that shit. Dude, I heard I, I heard racism mostly because of the fact I was being prepared for, I was gonna face it. When I first learned about it, I was really excited to unleash it on Kingston when I first met him. You didn't know what? You found a racism before you, after you met me is crazy. You had no clue about racial bigotry and you met me and you were

like, I definitely learned, I definitely learned I definitely learned about the monkey thing for sure. Really? While you knew me? After I met you. That is crazy. Unless you fucking taught Unless you fucking taught me about it Don't blame that shit on me Keep that shit the fuck away from me

Right You figure that shit on your own Kings was like look at me Don't I look like a monkey Chris Call me a monkey call me a monkey call me a monkey Don't I have monkey like behaviors And extremities I do remember being innocent

And not understanding One time where I was probably in middle school already And me and my buddy Cameron Where you know I think probably There's probably Three or four black kids In my city

at the time that I was aware of. And me and Cameron, one of them or two of them. And we rode our scooters to our elementary school just to see like, oh, yeah, it's been a minute. Let's see what the fuck's going on over there. And there was like somebody doing yard work or something or, I don't know, some old bitch. And we just told her, I'm like, oh, yeah, we were students. We graduated from here a few years ago. And she was like, oh, okay.

And then we were just kind of chilling outside of the elementary school and fucking cops showed up, dude. And then we were like, at the time, I'm completely naive. I'm like, what the hell? Like, they talked to us. He was like, sit on the curb. And I was like, why? He's like, sit down, you know, just being like kind of cunty. And then nothing happened.

And I was like, what the fuck was that? And then, of course, I got a little bit older. And I was like, that stupid bitch, after we explained to her and, and you see me, I've, I've never been able to dress like fucking thuggish at all. Like, my mom wouldn't have allowed it. I've always just been like whatever regular pants shit that I wear now. I didn't, I told her explicitly like, oh, yeah, we went here. here and stuff like that like blah blah and um maso owns this thing she was immediately while she was probably shaking and nodding her head like uh-huh uh-huh and then she was just like i can't wait to

sprint to the phone i can't wait to call the cops on them because i'm like so why did you even entertain what we were saying you dumb bitch like oh my god that was my that was my life upstate just constantly getting because i lived in a nice area and every time something bad happened it would blame me i'm like what the fuck i didn't do i'm not even even here. I'm off playing basketball two towns away. And they're like, well, watch. I remember there's one of my, I swear this has happened. I swear this is to sound crazy. Somebody broke into a house. I had the negated community, right? So someone broke into a house. And my friend's mom called one of the kids I knew named Kyle. And while he was on speakerphone, she was like, I don't know,

I got a bad feeling about that Kingston. And my friend Kyle was like, mom, he's not doing, he doesn't do anything. He's just a bit loud. Like that's it and he was so embarrassing because he was at the age where he obviously understood racial prejudice was and he's not it and he was like I'm sorry dude Oh my god that's fucking I was like I'm sorry dude I'm like a bad feeling about that little darky That little negroid kid check check your pocket son check your video game cabinet son make sure all the disc are still in there Dude one time I swear to God I swear to God I said I don't like watermelon. I swear to God Oh my God I was like I don't like watermelon she's like And Kyle was like,

really? And Kyle, Kyle was a bit of a shithead at first. He grew into a really, like, upstanding young man, actually, or man.

And he looked back at it. He was, I remember it happened. He was like, I'm so, it was me and my friend Brian Chin, who's Jamaican black, but he's part Asian.

So far, his name is Chin as a black kid. But he was just like, he was just like, there, he got it. And I was like, oh,

I actually am not a fan of watermelon. Thank, thank you, though. Impossible. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me, monkey. Don't be a...

Oh, man. I see you guys can deny your nature. Interesting. She starts jotting something down and walks out the room. Interesting. Man, I would never come back. You're telling me that... Never, never did.

Never, never, never did. You're telling me the jungle book is false? It's like, that's not in the jungle book. What the fuck jungle book did you read? The fuck? What the fuck? Jungle Book did you read? I don't know, son, about this King Louis guy you've been bringing over.

That's crazy. She was the kind of racist that was like, she's not even gall enough to say the race and stuff. She just like insinuates a lot of racism. It's like, oh, my God. Louie, bro. That's crazy. That's, that's, I want to read leveled up. I want to read this question because, uh, you.

I want to read this question because I have a great answer for it. I don't know if you guys will, but Antifus Maximus wrote and he says, What's that bidschus thing you entertained when you were younger that you later realized was very clearly and obviously false? I was in grade school when Osama bin Laden died in 2011 and the kid sitting next to me on the school bus said that he was executed by Obama himself, wielding an M1 Garand shooting the top of his head off, praying for the end of this nightmare society. that's awesome that they would send in the president that is so

how old were they kids are so awesome we just believe that shit I know I president did it it's whoa it's funny because like people mature at like obviously different

rates yeah they all get to the same place eventually generally speaking yeah but like there's that weird period in like in grade school where some of you are clearly like more adult-minded and some of you are very, very, very behind.

And so just a lot of gullability. And I remember this kid, and this was around the time that I was like really obsessing about Halo and I was like looking up, I would like research a lot of it and I would like watch the video document. I was like unusually like educated

about game dev at that time. And this kid said, yeah, my dad owns Xbox. Oh. And I remember being like, your last name is fucking, I think it was like a Spanish,

he was Hispanic. Her name is in box. It was like it ended in a Z, I remember. His name was fucking Julio. As an Ez. Yeah. Julio Estevez.

Gomez, whatever. It was like Estevez or something like that. And I remember being like, your dad owns Microsoft. And he goes, no Xbox and I'm like oh okay you're in New York you realize

yeah like like you would be in Seattle nothing but like I just remember being like I just remember being like this is not this is not worth it shut up kid like whatever fine but it was crazy is because like other people were like that's so cool like I got

uh and they were he was asking him for like I can't remember what the hell but like people were asking him for favor like Xbox related favors or whatever. He was like, yeah, yeah, I'll see what I'll, I'll, I'll ask him. And I just remember being like, brother, this is so stupid. I love that. What if he did? What if he was right? What if his dad did own it?

No. He missed on him a great friend. No. Like, what is he? He's hiding in plain sight. Like he's, he changes his identity just to fuck with people and test your loyalty and shit. Yeah, insane. It's insane. I just remember being like, no. No. No. I don't even know how to argue this because like everything that I'm going to say would make no sense to anybody here. So I'm just going to not. Yeah. Like I'm pretty sure some of the kids in that school didn't even know what Seattle was. So like I'm not even going to.

Right, right. But yeah, like it's that's the that's the one that comes to mind. Only because I remember it's so vividly because that's such it's such a hysterically like stereotypical lie. It's like one of those where it's just like, yeah, my dad owns Xbox. He's going to get you banned. Or like, oh, my girlfriend goes to a different. school. You know what I mean?

Like that kind of thing where it's just like it's almost like a universal. It's a universal lie that we've all heard. Right. But that's the one that comes to mind when I heard the question. Yeah, there's that. That's a classic. Religion is one. I was like, oh, I, then I turned like fucking 14.

I was like, this is just so fake. This is so ridiculous. Yeah. The moment I, the moment I really saw the pastor with like a G-wagon or some shit. I was like, oh, I'm out. Yeah. Um, people are like,

there's people here that are like genuinely losing their homes. And you're a man of God. Joe Losein in his, in his fucking mega church. That's just wild. It's, I, you know,

I love how America, even Americanified church. Even our churches are fucking obnoxious. Of course. You know what really, you know what really solidified it for me? Was that like my family, my extended family,

I should say. um um um they invited us in i think maybe late 2000s i was already kind of like off the religion thing for for a hot minute but like my uh extended family invited us to go see joel o's in in fucking madison square garden that sounds horrible oh wow you went we went because like my parents are like you were family people it's like i know my i know my mom and dad aren't in that like they're spiritual, I guess, but they're not really like, they were never like, oh, you can't, that's against the, they were never Bible thumpers. So like, they didn't care, but they were just like,

it's a family thing. I don't know. Like, our family cares about this. We should go, we should, you know. Give me one second, guys. Gatty speaking. Also, it's an excuse. I don't know. We can go to the city, whatever. Like, um, and I went and I remember just, we were in this fucking giant, Madison Square Garden is huge. Yeah, yeah. So, like, we were in Madison Square Garden, listening to this preacher. I just remember being like, this isn't like a concert.

I'm not hearing music. I'm here listening to some fucking guy tell you to smile and be thankful. And it's just like, this is fucking stupid. That was like the thing that really kill the girl. It was already pretty much done.

Like that wasn't the deciding factor. It would have happened regardless. But like that was the moment where I was just like, oh, I hate this. Like I actively like genuinely, not only do I not care, but I really genuinely dislike this. How old were you?

Like a lot. When you saw him? That might have been like mid, um, that was like mid high school. I might have been like 14. Mm. At the latest or something.

And again, like I just like, I just wasn't in the space of like atheism. I don't even think I really knew what it was. I just knew that I didn't care about. Yeah. You know. Yeah.

But I saw that and I was like, this is dumb. I can imagine. This is two hours. I'm sitting in Madison Square Garden. not even seeing a concert or not even like seeing like a cool thing to some smiley fucking guy. Yeah. I definitely.

Who probably has a mega church bigger than fucking Madison Square Garden by the way. Probably. I imagine. Just insane. Yeah. I, uh, yeah, dude. There's the megachurch stuff to me, it is pretty interesting. Particularly because of, I just feel like how much this stuff is just not in the public eye when we're talking about.

anything of importance that we always kind of like to make fun of say oh Tucker Carlson's fan base or anybody Joe Rogan or anybody who's listening to these people are like and it's just like how many of these people are subscribed to these churches and

I need you all to understand that a kid a 14 year old kid sees this stuff and he's like this is fucking dumb and I just don't understand how an adult can't come to the same fucking conclusion and it's like

that's what the hell happened to you? Yeah Everything okay Yeah, you need to change your clothes real quick And I was like I'm gonna I don't like this offer You see my new bedroom

I have fucking out of my bedrooms fucking got altered Yeah I was like What the hell's the bed Wait what? You're vertical You're vertical So like

Oh yeah I would have to pull it all the way out To make it Not vertical anymore Oh wait I guess I can't do that I tried I can't see I guess you can only do it

before the recording or something I guess it's different I used to be able to click it before and it would change yeah but I have a different bedroom set now why

where we just got a new one okay yeah is it still oriented the same is your desk still in the same space uh yes

every time a different bed we have like a king size bed now we have a different but like a different vanity I guess what is called technically an dresser what the hell is this

okay so okay I figured out like I can move it around uh fuck it i don't care never mind yeah it's really not worth it yeah yeah all right well

we should have jolston on the podcast yeah let's get joel o's in the podcast if you would if you would show up i know better than joel um is kenneth copeland this is my bible oh let's get kenneth copeland on we can get like an actual fucking see he's the only person when tugger carlson talks about demonic forces and shit he's the only guy that i look at kenneth copeland and I'm like, oh, you know what?

I can kind of see how he does look like a demon and maybe he is one of the rare actual demons on this earth. Yeah. Because that is just a little... One of the very few. Evil-looking person. You know what I mean? Like, when we depict, the way demons are depicted,

I'm like, okay, you know, I'll give you that one. Because I just don't... He's fucking scary looking at me. I don't understand. I don't understand how anybody follows this guy, though. Did you see the, um... Just type them into Google and just see the first fucking pictures that pop up. Oh, I know.

I know, man. Come on. Come on, dude. He looks, um... How is this man not literally the devil? It doesn't make any sense. Oh, man. All right.

Well, I think we should read the names now. Yeah, I'll do that. Let's do that. Oh, no, right into that? Right, into voicemails? Yeah, voice mail. Well, I said at the beginning, like, we're, I don't know.

I got to figure out, I got a plan. I've got to, he's got a plan. He's got to plan, Martha. But we'll, yeah, we're going to take the voicemails to Tahiti. I got to plan. Well, when we, when we come back in person,

yeah, yeah. I will have what I'm going to do. I'm going to run them through my thing. I'm going to spice them up. and then if that fails, it shouldn't, but if that fails, then we'll go to another plan. But we'll bring them back. And pretty soon, I just, I can't be in person, obviously,

if anyone that's watching the show, particularly I keep going off screen and fucking blowing my nose because I'm still not 100% even though it's been like fucking 12 days or something. No, that 12 is too much. It's been long. Like 10 days or something. It's been like about a week.

Yeah, I got officially sick on, the not not the last set of the Saturday the other Saturday two Saturdays ago Jesus Christ yeah two Saturdays ago I got sick that's crazy yeah and I was like I don't know I was saying before the show started that I took the Amtrak where there's a bunch of foreign people and fucking Amish people and all this stuff everybody's like has their suitcases and I probably just got something that you know those people have never been vaccinated their entire lives so they have some crazy shit they're carrying my body just didn't know how to deal with yeah I I've been this sick and forever, dude.

That's crazy. Yeah. Things are going around. You should go to a pigsty and put your face deep in some of a trough. Yeah, I just really try to build a lot. Really see if you can fucking hit that next level, you know? Well, on, I don't know, man, on that fucking note. Yeah.

We're going to read the names of our $25 and up patrons. Unfortunately, we've got a whole other page. We're on page five now? We're on page 5 now. Did it rank up like that? What happened? I don't know. You're kidding.

I don't know. I'm not kidding. That doesn't sound right. It doesn't sound right, but I've triple check this. Paid active. 25. Oh, shit. Yeah, it makes sense.

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Oh. Fucking garbage. The Great Unwashed Spud. Kingston in a death sprint home to squeeze fresh shit out of Ming like a Chinese goger. Oh, yeah. This is when you stepped away, Kingston. What happened? The last, oh, man, you got to see the clip.

You got to see it. You stepped away. You took a piss. And then, yeah, a whole thing. Oh, dude, apparently the whole Dave situation is got to get Scott's even crazy. Oh, DeForbit, right? We forgot about DeForghumvon.

I forgot. That would have been, that would be the thumbnail. God damn it. Well, we can still do it. We can do it. Hachshadow quickly, what's up?

What's up? That's great. They finally arrested DeFourvid, man. He's finally cooked. I don't know. Obviously, it's probably on murder. I didn't see what the charges are.

I just saw thumbnails everywhere. And everybody's asking the same fucking question. What in God's name took so fucking long. Like, investigations don't take that long when it's that like, like, hey, dude, she was in your

fucking car. They found her in your frunk or whatever they call it. I think that's right. Yeah, Frank. So I'm looking at it. So I don't know. I don't know if this is true.

This is a tweet. Who the fuck knows? But I'm seeing it. Seen Deforvid. Officials say, Deforvid allegedly killed. Rivas, so Celeste Rivas. Yeah. And when she threatened to expose

his sexual relations with her, a minor because he was worried it would destroy his music career. Yeah. Murder. Murder is a lot better, I guess. So it's a smart idea. Fucking dumbasses, man. Yeah. Burke allegedly murdered her,

cut her body up, and stuffed her body in two bags that were placed in the front trunk of his car. Revis allegedly went to the house, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, so Burke was charged with first degree murder first degree with special circumstances of lying in wait murder of a witness to an investigation and murder for financial gain uh he was also charged with lewd and lavacious and lascivious i've never even seen this fucking word lascivious sexual acts with an individual under 14

so like damn speed run yeah just they yeah they covered a lot of it uh that's it's still crazy I mean, okay, so they got all that. And discovery is going to be crazy because there's probably going to be a lot of like, a lot of weird. Because the one thing that we already know about it is that he was live streaming with this chick already. And I remember there being a clip of,

I think one of the chat people saying something about like, I don't know, like him banging a child. I forgot what it said. But it was like a, he cut the stream off, like a stream off after like, all right, we're done. Like delete all this, delete all this. Kind of making a joky joke.

joke out of it and it's like so these people all fucking know about this already they know that she's a child they know and it's like this is live streaming it's just like I can't I don't understand people sometimes man like it's you're gonna be doing like the most illegal shit possible and then you're like you know I want to get found out I think but I do like really really really really fuck stuff they want to get found out I think I guess so but then also it's like then why did you kill her then? Psychologically people do what did you kill her what they want people to find them and like make them, you know, make them pay for the match what they did.

I think that's like real. Yeah. And just like, okay, I feel like you would have paid for it if she would have went out and exposed him. But he was like, nah, you know what? I should cut her up. And I imagine other people helped him. I should cut her up.

I mean, you know, I'm just cut her up and then stuff her in the fucking my car. I just, it is so crazy, all of it. It really is just so, so fucking wild. fucking moron can we blame him isn't he like a robot or something that's right he is he wasn't programmed correctly yeah

you know he was still operating on like really old OS you know it's really really buggy he's iOS like 15 or something that's actually pretty that's pretty that's not that bad I'm gonna say he's he's running on he's running on whatever uh was it like a pinkberry

like whatever the uh whatever the Android thing was for the original hell yeah dude Jesus Christ And then why is it the What is at the court? DeForvid, what do you have to say for yourself?

I'm sorry. Whoops. Whoops. He just throws his heads. He just throws his heads of whoops. And then that, the defense rest. And he gets off of every charge.

He's fine. He gets the insane. I never really considered that that you just fucked up a little bit. You're free. You're free to go to Forbid. I really like your music. And I think you need to, as a matter of fact, here's another, here's another 13-year-old. You know, here you go.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fresh off the, fresh off the line. Her name's Estreya, Gomez. And here you go. Don't do it again. Crazy. Okay I promise

You see his fingers Like Crossing And he says he puts her under his arm He's squeezing her so hard Because he's a robot He doesn't know Yeah

He thinks her to the Tesla dealership To buy a new Tesla I immediately Right Oh my God Can you measure her and make sure the fronk is wide enough to fill her in put her in fully oh sure why why uh why uh no reason reason all right let me just run it by uh fucking elan musk and uh we'll see we can get that done for you

yeah yeah you know fucking like about it yeah fucking whatever i got shit to do i got people to um not kill I need her I need to not kill her I can't wait to murder these beats dude it's so fucking funny

I mean it's very morbid all but it's just like the fucking the fact the fact that he's just like yeah I'll use my car like the what the fuck are you doing

I dude it's the amount of like true crime shit that I've watched and oh man I have a mistress I want to be with her I should kill my family now and that's how I'll fucking be with my mistress I'm like what the fuck what I mean

do you don't even have to divorce you can just leave like at the very fucking minimum at the minimum you can just leave yeah you can just book it you just fucking disappear like I don't know man it's it is I guess if you were smart I guess if you were smart you wouldn't kill people in the first place It is wild Like how much thought goes into it

And then how much thought doesn't You know what I mean? Like where the vacancies of thought happened Right, right Because you gotta be like meticulously plan the murder And try to get away with it That's like

You're gonna put infinitely less effort Into just pack your bags of moving It's been like Oh, I want to leave And then just leave You're gonna kill the person In a more You're gonna kill the person

In a more obvious way And then just not use a car That you won't Even that. And you probably would have been better. Dude, the amount of unsolved murders of somebody like a drive-by. Like that happened.

Yeah. Because they never find the fucking gun. The person smart enough to do the drive-by disposes of it. It's gone. Like, it's at a chop shop with the fucking car. It's gone. They've got like,

they've got shit on their license plates or whatever. You know, like it's, I don't know. Like the, it is, uh, yeah,

a fucking Tesla. It was, I think, wasn't it, uh, wasn't it, um, wasn't it, um,

wasn't it, um, was it not, what, I forgot what that stupid car is called the the truck Tesla? The cyber truck. Yeah, wasn't it that? Wasn't it a cyber truck or am I mistaken? I think it was.

I like to think it was. Let's see. Let's see. Because to me, I know it was a Tesla. Yeah. Let's see if it was a, because let me see if it was because.

This car looks like a casket. I must fulfill its purpose. This sounds about right. She belongs in here. has been charged in the trunk it just says Tesla what kind of Tesla

I guess it was just a regular one I think it was a cyber truck I think actually I feel like I remember being one but I also don't I don't want to get that wrong because my own entire point was if it was a Tesla

if it was a cyber truck it's like you pick the worst car oh no it's just some bullshit it's just it's one I don't know the models of them

so it's just some black car I don't know Well, it's a cyber truck, though. We're going to say it's a cyber truck. It's definitely, yes. Yes, it's a cyber truck. That is so crazy. He just parked it in a fucking parking lot.

Uh-oh. Spaghetti out. Whoops. I'm cooked. I'm cooked, fam. Shit, really been bugging me, fam. My heart. You think he's going to perform at his fucking trial?

That's crazy. That's crazy. so crazy. How old is this guy devormant? I imagine he's probably 24, 25 something like that. 21. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

Damn. For some reason, I, yeah, I thought he was that's so crazy. You killed a person over of such a fucking, look, it's wrong. It's, uh, look, obviously it's wrong. But the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

proximity of that age gap is such a funny thing, considering you end up killing them. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like you weren't even like, like, like you weren't even like 50 with like a 14 year old.

You were like, what, 19 or like 18 at the time or something? Dude, that's fucking internet personalities. That's crazy. No, absolutely.

Their internet personalities that have like survived shit like that that's very similar. They've, yeah. That where we all kind of wonder, we're like, why are you not in, I don't get it.

Like, where's law enforcement or whatever? I even think, well, oh, what's his name is a lot older,

um, EDP, uh, 445. Yeah. He's a lot older, but like he got exposed and he never saw any jail time or anything. So,

and then even there's some of those people that got caught with like the, the materials on, on their, uh, whatever. And I, I don't understand how this shit works. Like,

I don't understand like how what, maybe it needs to be much enough public pressure to go forward with it or something. or something like that, or not enough resources or whatever the fuck it is. But, yeah, I don't know.

It's, I feel bad because the chick, it seemed like her family were kind of indifferent too, because she was missing for quite some fucking time. And she's run away like a bunch of times. And they're kind of like, oh, whatever,

she's missing for a while. She was missing for a while. So it seems like they kind of just like gave up. They're like, oh, whatever, this bitch probably just like left again. And, you know,

whatever. And I'm just like, damn. This bitch probably just left. That's what, because I'm just like, because it reminds me of a J.F situation with the, with, uh, Mama J.F. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm just like, I have not seen a single thing. Yeah, who cares about this person? Yeah, who cares about this person? There's nobody care about this. It's crazy. I don't know why it's weird. Like, I was like, why do I care more? Like to the point where I reached out to this guy that wrote an article about it trying to get any information about the fucking police up there. Because it doesn't seem to give a flying fuck. And I was, and then I talked to, um, a chick that worked with her. try to get some insight from them. And it's just like it was just dead in after dead in. I'm like, is there not literally one person just being like a post anywhere?

Be like, man. All right, all right. I admit it. It was me. I killed Mama J.F. She's in a different Tesla. That's why I thought it would work this time to. Jeff, like I told you the entire time that I just.

dropped off her Mama J.F. To the 4-V. I told you that was no Medira. I dropped her off to a DeFovid concert and

she never came back. That is her prerogative. It is not my responsibility. I do not care who the for vid is.

I do not care who killed my wife. It was so gross. Who cares? Okay. Good long ooze.

Oh, man. How morbid. That just sucks. If any of us ever get killed, at least hope or kidnapped or anything, I hope at least one fucking person tweets about us. Yeah, right? You'd fucking hope.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, the avalanche is a hockey team. Oh, okay, right. My mind first went to Final Fantasy 7 because of that's how. I mean, you never know. With this, with this show, it might actually be that. It actually makes more sense. That's what I'm saying.

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We didn't talk about cash either. What happened to cash? Well, he's just, so he's suing, I think, like some outlets, some news outlets, because they were just writing like, and this is what I'm hoping for. I hope he goes forward with this shit. Because he's like, oh, defamation, this, and that. You're not

going to solely my character because they're just like, oh, this nigga's just drunk all the time. Like, there's just reports of people, being by him, they're tired of his bullshit in the FBI. They're like, he just fucking drunk. He doesn't do anything. He's useless. So he's like, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to sue you guys. I'm going to sue the publications that put that shit out.

And they're like, okay. They're like, if discovery happens, then we're just going to, you're just going to back up everything that we fucking said, idiot. So hopefully he actually moves forward with it, but I don't doubt it. It's just a bunch of fucking alcoholics, man. Pete Heggseth and Cash Patel just like getting drunk. Yeah. The worst fucking people imaginable. that absolutely don't deserve to be in these positions.

I just never, we never could have foreseen it because, like, even in the first fucking term, it wasn't this crazy. No, it's all so much. It's because, it's because, again,

the guardrails are gone. Like, there were, there were guardrails in place. Yeah. At least in some fucking way. Mike Pence, like,

the fact that Mike Pence didn't do the thing that, like, right. Like, that's surprising. He didn't help to, like, try to steal the election. He was like, no, bro.

Like, Yeah. I have some integrity, like a little bit at least. But now J.D. Vance is like he would he would sell that shit. It's not even. Oh, 100%. Yeah. So there's nothing in him.

Like there's nothing in that guy. That guy is literally just like, I will play to the crowd because I want to just be liked. Yeah. Everybody's in. They're going to try to give him the run for the next. Like, they're going to try to make him run. And it's, it's such an unbelievably bad idea. But the problem is that.

the left could also shit the bet enough where he has a chance. The left is really wrong. Not even the left. It's like the Democratic Party is very, very, yeah. The Democratic Party is very, very good at losing incredibly winnable fights. Like I don't, I don't know what

is, they have like an addiction to losing. They have an addiction. They miss 90% chances. They have an addiction to continue to be beholden to certain fucking lobbyists that line their pockets. Because even when it's like, oh, with shutdown that happened recently. Oh, this is a home run for the Democrats. And then they end up

caving and got fucking nothing. And then hey, guess what? My insurance shot up $100 because they took away those things expired. And so I don't have as many fucking credits. And so I'm like, y'all fuck this over. You like, you just, you just fuck this over for who? For a handful of fucking people that are like open up the fucking airports and shit. It's like, fuck you. And so yeah, you're right that. Jady Vance does have a chance just by fucking default. Yeah, it's

really upsetting. Makes me want to cry because it's like it's so, it's so winnable. It's so winnable. It should be impossible to lose. If we just hold to any sort of moral ground. But it should be impossible to lose, but.

Yeah, I don't know. They're probably going to be like let's get Hillary Clinton back in here. I think it's time. They're going to run Kamala again. They're going to definitely run Kamala Harris again. And it's like, why? So insane. So insane.

No one wants her. So insane. Kamala, you said last time that nothing was really going to change between you and Biden. Okay. Now, for this time when you run in 2028, what are you going to change this time? I'm still staying true and nothing's going to change. And I'm like, where's that kid that tried to blast Trump, resurrect him, have him try again. Dude, it is so upset.

I can bring him back. Because it's just what's confusing about it, it kind of reminds me a little bit of, do you remember back when like the pay gap was kind of a thing? Yeah. Or like when that was like a big

talking point topic of conversation where like a lot of companies were putting out commercials or like advertisements about like, let's close the pay gap. Which implicitly admits that either A, it's real and you know it's real because you do it or B, you're not doing it

which kind of means it's not happening right? It's kind of like this weird kind of weird It's a problem. Yeah. That's kind of this. What the fuck was that? Huh? I think my neighbors are dying.

Oh, there's like some stabbing sounds. Whatever. It's probably DeForvid doing some crazy. What were we talking about? What were we just talking about? What were we just talking about? So you were talking about the pay gap.

You were about what was the pay gap? What was before that? We're talking about the Democrats possibly fucking themselves over in this upcoming election. Yeah, right, right. So it's like the whole, the Democratic Party concede is that like, or at least it used to be. It's a little bit better now. But like during the Bernie time, especially, it was like, everybody's so second. sexist.

Everybody's sexist, like, if sexist Bernie Bros or whatever, they just would never want to see a woman win. Right. And so let's, let's run women who can't win. I think, like they think that a woman can't win. I think by, right, the problem is that like. But they're more, but they, but it's more like, oh, let's get Kamala in there because like it, it, then will, we'll look better. Yeah. And then even though if it'll, even though she loses and it, and it materially ends up in a world that's worse.

for women. It doesn't matter because we did like the kind of like the front facing nice thing. The problem is you know what I mean? I think yeah, I understand. The biggest problem is that they always, they never attacked. Like if you run on stuff that is objectively good, people will follow the good.

Well yeah, of course. Yeah. I think the problem is the Democratic Party doesn't understand that anymore. Yeah, and it's like, it's like you don't understand it. Like Obama, Obama lied like a motherfucker. I think a lied out his ass. Yeah. Yeah. And he, And that's why I'm like, why at this point, it's like,

niggas, like, everybody understands that if you're, if you're one of those vote blue no matter who, then it's like, oh, you're expecting these people to whisper sweet nothings and, and still do undo some of the horrible things that, you know, Trump did a lot or whatever, like say moving forward, you're probably not going to do everything, but it's going to be infinitely better. Now, there is a choice. There's a chance to try to get somebody better in now.

there is a chance to rally behind somebody who would actually not be a piece of shit. Hopefully that happens. I just don't have enough. I just, I feel like nobody has enough fucking balls to step up and, and overtake the corporate backed like Gavin Newsom or something. Yeah. That's the kind of issue that I'm like,

who's going to actually step up and be like, no, fuck Gavin Newsom. Fuck this pedophiles and all them that are going to be running on the, the Republicans. Like, just not, you know what I'm saying,

not verbatim, but being very open about it because it doesn't even matter anymore. Trump says the craziest shit. And I'm like, why can't you talk some good shit? I don't know. It's frustrating. Yeah.

Anyway, the problem responds from the fact that no one is, no one is willing to get down and dirty with them anymore. Like you have to get in that, you have to get in that booth with these people that are liars, pieces of shit and tear them down for being lies pieces of shit. Fuck their butts. Yeah.

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He did what? What is that? G.B.H. What is that? It's just like, you know, fent and anything else. It's for medical inducing. But people take it and get fucked up. But that's, that's old school.

GBH is old school. Right. Yeah. So he did overdose. He's, uh, fine. He's alive. Yeah. So like, he's fine.

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Have you seen someone come back from Narcane? It looks crazy the way they get like fucking. It's crazy. I've seen videos. The thing that's crazy about it is that like it works like, it works like a video game item. No, literally. It's like in God, you know, God of War where you do the thing and you fucking bring Shredo's back. It's literally.

It's literally. literally like that. Yeah. So basically the way that it's depicted is like the same. Because I've only seen it like in media. It's literally like playing a battle royale or an extracting shit where it's like, oh, I've taken a status effect. Ah.

And then you're back. It's fucking, it's very, it's violent. It's very, very odd. Revive me. One of my good friends with the EMT. It's fucking Marcus Phoenix overdosing.

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And they're like you fucked up my high sometimes It's crazy it's crazy oh shit oh shit they do that I like how they explode even when they just

like there's like a sound effect that plays I couldn't be misremembering this it feels like it's true though like when you're down in Years of War and the time runs out and you die the sound effect for getting exploded plays I'm pretty sure it does like I don't remember

pretty sure. I remember like, like after, after you were down for a while already. I got to try that. It's hysterical. It's been a while. They got to bring gears two back, man. I don't know.

It's crazy. I still, I know this is old news. It's still fucking so bewildering to me that they were like, yeah, you know what people want? Gears of War I again. Yeah.

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No. What the hell is this? That's crazy. So I just opened up Twitter and the first thing that popped up is Monday Matt with an AI version of Why did he do this? So it was that picture of us eating at like IHop or Danes or whatever the fuck before VidCon? Oh my God.

I remember that. Yeah. And like he's like this is the most cursed image from 20s. 17 hands down and it's like first the first thing that popped out immediately is Sargon has a MAGA hat on um

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I don't remember, but I don't remember what year that came out actually. Uncharted 1, I feel like, was 2007. Yeah, 2007. Ain't no way Uncharted was Game of the Year 2007. That was Biosec and Halo 3 and Call Duty 4 and Portal. I would say Halo 3, right? I mean, I would say a lot at Bioshock I would probably argue

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I just feel like I would have heard losing the piss is great. Thank you, Jordan. That was Jordan. That was Jordan. Thank you, Jordan. Holy shit. Losing the piss is iconic. I'm writing this down.

That is a great. That is truly, like I think, like I said this before, I think Jordan actually has that talent, but he's just nuts. Jordan is authentically funny, but he's fucking useless. You can't use any of this. Losing the piss is an unbelievable. joke. That's so good, man. Because, like, Winnie the Pooh is already

Piss colored, kind of. So, like, what's Luzi the Piss? Like, loss. Like, defeat. Like, he's gray. He's gray. He's gray with a bright blue shirt on. Yeah, it's got to relatively look like Winnie, though, just so people understand. Because they'll be like,

Lucy the Pits, and then it'll click. They're like, that is so fucking stupid. I'm going to kill myself. Yeah. Oh, Jordan. That was really good, man In the one in the one acre Desert Damn, that's a good joke

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I don't know about that. I'm going to move on. Sawtrap. Sawtrap for the quartering has to piss into a drain to get a key. Oh, the sawtrap. So sawtrap for the quartering. This is a sawtrap for the quartering.

Guys. Are you ready? Let's hear it. What? This is a sawtrap for the quartering. He has to piss into a drain to get a key to float up before the timer runs. that's awesome that's so much

there's like so much water he's probably gonna get water poisoning probably like H2O poisoning he's got to drink it out of a toilet bowl though yeah the only water source is a toilet bowl and he's got to just keep as it gets low he's got to flush it again so it builds back up that's insane

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Hephazard, not dead, and so back. Welcome back. Hey. We miss you. That's going to be it. We're going to end this

before we disconnect again. We'll see you soon. Next time we'll be in person, maybe? I don't know. I mean, we should promise that. Unless you guys do that,

I just fucking go off. All right. We'll figure it out. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye.