The Snark Tank - #405: Autobots Kinda Suck

Episode Date: May 1, 2026

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Welcome to the Snartek. You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweet. Sit back in for some glazing glory. I found a toy I've been looking for it for like 20 years. Oh, what kind of toy is it? There's an action figure of an obscure property called Monster Force. And this was the problem.

When I bought it, I knew, I remember I didn't know. the fuck it was. So, of course, I wouldn't remember it as an adult. But I remembered it vividly how it looked. And I described it to everyone that would probably know the internet. Nobody had anything until five months ago. Somebody on Pinterest was like obscure action figures. And I see, because I said, like, this guy has a mask like Starlord has.

Sure. Fucking blonde hair, blue jumpsuit, fucking silver gun with a spiral red fucking laser coming out of it. Very distinct. that I'm like, if anybody knows what this is, finally I see a fucking werewolf holding a spiral gun and I'm like, what the fuck is that? Click on it and then that piece of shit

I've been looking for forever is from the same toy line. And they just fight monsters I guess and there's like a fucking vampire, a werewolf, some white blonde guy that's a hero of course because of course. And I remember, I loved it that gun was cool. It was very unique. It was like a spiral. It was

the point of that. But I like it. It's like the special being Canon. Special needs canon. Yeah, special needs canon. That's what, yeah, that's what I said. And so I'm very happy. And I think, you know, the Japanese version of special needs can't, you know, the Japanese name. Do, do, do what, was it like, dokey, dookon Ponko or something like that? Oh, doki, dooky, what? What? What? Oh, is Mahajos sample. Mahahos, is it? It's a Polynesian for, what was Dood? Oh, that was, um, Tien, right? Dobon-on-ray. No, it was like, dude, I swear. I really, I, well, Whatever. Who gives this shit? Welcome to Star Trek

He had Tribeam Cannon and he had Dubon right at like the beam. He points at you. Yeah. He had the solar flare. Solar flare. Was that Tien initially? It was right? Yeah. Because he has the eye. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, like giving him. That I has so much rental damage. Other people can use it though, even though like, you know.

I mean, that's the, what name? What is Goku's original move? I mean, I guess nothing. He's learned everything himself. Literally, everything he's me jocked. I want to know. Probably something he does. Probably something with his tail that he no longer has. tail slap or something. Yeah, but even that's not, that's not original moves. It's what you're saying.

It's original for him because he didn't learn it from anybody. That's true. I want to know where, where Vegeta learned his moves from. Galick Gun. Yeah, like, what is that?

Dirty fireworks and shit like that. Like, what's all? Like, where do you learn this one? Did he, did his dad teach him? I don't like to have names.

They probably have names. I understand from marketing reasons why they have names. But the fact that they have names is like really weird. It's not to me that they have names is that they shout them. Because it is like, you know, you have like, Like a fighter was like full Nelson

Exactly What are you doing? Exactly You know that's stupid Welcome to Stargna podcast Look at him Look at him Hadoken

You know Look at him I think you have to say Hadoken I think that's part of it For that me I mean it feels good But you shouldn't have to say

It's Macuma doesn't have to say his He just go show you He just goes He says he doesn't say He maybe the EX He says Hadoken Traditional Akuma

Doesn't say anything Really He just grunts he's a grunter Two? You're talking about that Since well even yeah Even two as a secret character

In alpha Fucking Because I've heard him say Hadoken before Definitely I've heard him say Hadoken before I don't know what game it is It might not be all of them But I've heard him say that Maybe like in a

And when he does a super art or something I just He says go show you He says go Haddo I know that for sure Probably when he does it Like it may It might be in new stuff

I have very little Little memory of the X is I know I played them. No, like the X moves, the X versions of the movie. Oh, I thought you meant the X games. I was crazy that you were even referencing though.

Bro, you know, old I am. I'm not, I wasn't playing games. I was way too young. I can't leave him. What's the X game?

What is that? They felt pressured because Tekken became so huge. Like, you know, fucking 3D fighters became so big that Capcom felt pressured to make a 3D fighter and they made the X series. And look, they're not complete dog shit,

but they're not good. Yeah, that's interesting. But they just didn't know how to do it? They just didn't know how to do 3D compared to like tag? No one asked for it. It didn't translate the best. No one asked for it. Was it Street Fighter still?

Yeah. Oh, so it was Street Fighter EX. And they had some like, like the, they had a couple of interesting characters that I wonder if they're going to bring back from that exclusively. If we didn't see characters come back for, because by the end of the Street Fighter 5, that cast was huge. If they're not, if they, if they, we didn't see them as Street Fighter 5, they're likely not coming back. That's just like it. And I show like a maybe, because we got Alex back in this one. Yeah.

Yeah. And Ingrid. Is he like a pedophile? Ingrid's weird. I would, well, not that, but he's everything else. No, he's a cousin fucker. That's it. He's a cousin.

Second cousin fucker. He's a cousin step sister fucker, essentially. I see, I see. Kind of weird. I see. Yeah. Good for him, though, I guess. Yeah, good for him.

Whatever you want. I think he's also related to guile technically. Is he? I think he's really to guile. I think she is ready to guile. Oh, that's what it is. Well, they're both related to Gile then, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I think everyone's related to Gile. That's the alter. That's the... Gile, that's in the Air Force. He's like, oh, damn, they're all related to me. Giles' DNA goes with everything. Holy shit, I don't have so many cousins.

Some of them are fucking black. One's a demon. One's an alien. What's happening? I'm related to me. One's black. He's got a cousin, blile. Blile.

Of course. Of course he does. Black. Black guy. That's insane. Black guy. They do. need a black guile.

I don't. I think they do. They got a black, they got a black, um, um, um, um, uh, um, who Sean. Yeah. Sean, they got, Sean, they got a black. Sean is black. We'll see. Sean's debatable before. What do you mean? Right now when he shows up the next time. Like debatable that he's black? It's like, oh, he could just be a tan guy. Oh, you think that they might change him, but we'll see like the way that they changed him. Because Lauren, look at Abby's daughter. Um, son. Yeah, look at Lauren. I keep. I keep. Abby's daughter, son, Jesus Christ, I meant dad. Go ahead.

You know, Lauren, his sister, right? She's not black. I really don't know what we're talking about. Welcome to the Star Trek Tag podcast. I think they're talking about Street Fighter lore, which is crazy. What do you mean, bro? That's part, that's half the experience. That's like Tetris lore or something.

That's crazy. What are you talking about? Your comparison is of blocks. One is blocks. One is at least people. It's people, but it's like, I feel like this is what people do with fighting games in general that are outside of fighting games are like, what, there's lore?

It's insane. I mean, like, we all know that, like, I remember when I was a kid, it didn't even occur to me that any of the stories that they were trying to tell me with, like, character introductions or, like, you know, that first cutscene that plays. It didn't even occur to me that what they were trying to do was tell a story, because I thought, why the fuck would you do that? I thought they were just, like, using their assets and cool, like, in the way that you would, you know, like, one day you'd pick up your action figure and one day, would be, like, I don't know, some arbitrary character. And then the next day it would be, like, he would be a different character. Yeah. That's what I thought they were doing. I thought it was like, oh, okay, today we decided to put him here.

Today we decided to put Paul on a bike. He doesn't understand stories. Not in fighting it because like no one... I think you just didn't care. You go from stage to stage and they don't tell you anything. And then there's like some volcano all of a sudden that you're dropping somebody in. And then the next game they're back. So clearly it doesn't matter.

You got Tekken trauma. You also talk about one. You're talking about Tekken explicitly. You're talking about Kassia. And Pehachin was the only the only fighting game that I thought that even bothered to try. Because Street Fighter, you started up and there was, there's no story in Street Fighter. Like in the games.

In that manual, maybe. And the game was, but I never read the manual. You know, I think the biggest issue is. But the earliest Tekkins, I remember having, the cutscenes. You know, there's like lore, but then there's also, I think the biggest issue with every fighting game is that it always leads back to a tournament. So it kind of defeats the purpose where it's like there is lore. Particularly for Shatheen, it's crazy.

For all of them. Because Tekken in particular, right? Why is Bison? In particular. In particular, it's crazy because how many times do these eight niggas have to fight each other to lose the fucking Kasia

and then Kasia try to kill his dad again? I just don't. Like at least, because there's the King of an Iron Fist tournament over and over and over and over again. Yeah, but what about the... In street fire, there's the World Martial Arts tournament.

There's a U.S. tournament. There's different... Grand, it's no tournaments. Who put it on? Who put it on, though? I don't know. Probably Shattaloo every goddamn time. But it was like,

the first tournament, the World War Warrior tournament, It was like Bison's shit. And I'm like, why? This nigga's the head of a crime organization called Shadalu. And then, but it's like why it sits so dumb. It's just in a killer instinct. Same thing.

Oh, we want to test out our fucking machinery. So now we're going to make our tournament. I was like, bro, stop. The tournaments don't need to happen. To me it was like, they don't need to be tournaments. To me it was like when they started to try to give like a cannon value to like multiplayer games. Like I remember in Halo 4 They were like they're actually training in a simulation

Yeah that's done I mean I'm just like I don't care what they're doing Oh to the multiplayer? Yeah and I was like I never even thought That's crazy because I don't care Was there some autist that was like Hey What is this?

This doesn't connect to the story I've never I'm telling you right now Chris I've never thought about that One time in my entire life You're a reasonable person Because what you're doing When you're playing a multiplayer game

Is you're playing with action videos We understand what we're fighting each other for a skill expression. You have to be okay with suspending your disbelief for a little bit to enjoy stuff. Of course you do. I think that's the biggest problem now is that people can't do that because they have autism. So their brains is like there's answer. I'm not getting answered stuff.

And it's like, no. I have problems with that too to a certain extent. But also when it's the property like a fighting game specifically or a shooting game, it's the fact that you're shooting people with guns and they're responding and soaking. Like there's you can't. put any, your belief is already suspended from the very beginning because if I choose somebody in the shoulder, they're cooked already. You're not going to continue to sprint and calm down for a little bit. It'd be fine.

So that's not going to relax for a few seconds. What if it really does work that way? What if you just tell you like your vision goes red when you get shot a little bit? Fucking jelly on the screen. Yeah, the jelly on the screen. And then you just like crouched behind cover for like 10 seconds. Do you know how dangerous life would be and how crazy would be? Would I be a lot less dead people?

But it would be more dangerous. There'd be so much more violence, though. Because people would just be, because even me, I would participate. Somebody's like, oh, you didn't use your turn signal. I'm going to crash into them and they're going to be all, and then just recovery. You fucking asshole. It would be more violent but less, I guess, fatal.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. We'd live, I think violence would have become more absolute. You should be crazy. I'd be more absolute violence at that moment. It'd be putting like violent mods on, you know, GTA when they put them on the pedestrians. it would pretty much be like that.

People would be fucking each other up. I love that shit. Whereas it's violent mob. It's so funny. And then what happens is that you play, my friend will always play San Andreas be violent mob. Someone would shoot at me.

I'd punch them because they shot a rocket at me. And a cop would be like, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? And it's like, no, Mr. Officer. You don't see this pandemonium. Remember, you get on, on GTA 3,

you get on the freaking train, and it's the fucking violent refuge and the city shaking because of all the bombs. All of the fucking RPG is exploding. It's explosions. And I'm like, oh my God. That's my,

That's my favorite. Like, just casually walking and the screen won't stop shaking because of how much violence sound is in my car. Dude, if you speed up the cars too, that one's crazy. When you max the car speed, why would you do?

Everything, it is the funniest. That sounds so funny. It is so fucking funny. My goal to would be I would always get a bike and I would get the jetpack mod on the bike. So whenever I'd go off of a ramp, I would just glide.

You just keep going. That was nothing good about that. It was kind of just lame, but it was like, oh, yeah, I'm hover biking. It feels good, man. I feel like that's built into GTA 5 even.

Like, I've seen people do that where they, like, jump from Mount Chilliad all the way to the airport and shit. Really? On a bike. I've seen people do extreme shit like that. And they're just doing, like, weird thing with the physics engine where they're just turning the bike a lot. And it just kind of like prevents them from hitting the ground or something. You're right. I don't know.

I've seen that before. Same. But I don't know if it's like a mod or like a dumb mod, though. Exactly. I don't. I think they're just manipulating the engine. I mean, DTA 5 online got pretty crazy. It was like flying cars and shit.

Really? Yeah, there's flying cars. I imagine at this point. This many years later, I'm, yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess at this point. Dude, that game makes so much money. I hate how much it. I don't know how it makes that much money.

I think it makes like $10 million a week. Where the people? The young people right now, it's one of their favorite games. And then they spin their hard-earned, like, whatever, they're working part-time. The hard-earned. And they spend, like, a third of their fucking check on GTA. That's so interesting to me that, like, GTA is still popular because it is, like, by all intents of purposes, an unk game. You know?

Yeah. Yeah. That game came out when we were in early college. Yeah. It's crazy. I came out so fucking long ago. People were still playing it. They are.

It is a miracle. It's like a lost planet or something. Huh. You know what I mean? It's a miracle that GT-A-6 is actually a thing. Because, like, theoretically, they don't need to do it ever. Yeah, it's actually cool that they're doing it. Yeah.

Because they don't have to. It's like when Valve makes something, it's like, oh, cool. You didn't have to do that because you own Steam. Yeah. It's cool that you did something. Right. Oh man that yeah I guess that's the one thing I can give shout out to them

But yeah It's gotta come out man It's it's it's it's it's it's getting there dude Shoulder get off the pot We are getting close to when it's supposed to come out We're in Q2 already It's fucking weird Like what's going on with this

The time, just getting older time goes by so fucking fast It's upsetting not for me Not for you Every second feels like hours to me All right Isn't there a guy like that at a visible That fast dude Wasn't there like a fast day?

Oh yeah. Freaking, the Red Rush. Yeah. What a way to live. It's terrible. What was it? He was just like every, basically every moment feels like hours to him. God, that's such an old, I can't remember.

Like, was that season one? Yeah. Yeah. It's been so long. I don't remember. All of Invincible is like gone in my head now. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

I'd be really upset because that's just a boring ass way to live. But you have time to do stuff, though. That's a thing. You have times, like, really sit down and enjoy things. I can't imagine. read books until they set off fire because you're reading them too quick. That sounds way too. That sounds like the idea of heaven when they say like, oh, now you live for eternity.

I was like, eternity sounds awful. Yeah. Like eternity sounds cool until you realize like the planet does eventually just kind of be like, hey, you can't be here no more. Well, I mean, you wouldn't be. What I mean is you're in a different plane of existence, right, heaven? And then you just exist there forever. And I'm like, forever.

That can be lit, but like, how could that? You got to be facilitated to be late. The idea of that can be lit, like in how, like, give me an example how you would enjoy that. Because there's always technically more to do. I guess. There's always technically more to do. Forever? I mean, hey, bro.

You know, like, I don't, I don't believe in, like, fucking glorious pasture that was given me by my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. But, like, I'm probably going to be stuff to do because there's so much that. If this plane is just so vast, how big is other plane of existence, you know? Oh, you mean, like, uh, explore, figure it out. You mean, like, uh, like exploring the universe is like a ghost? I guess, yeah. I don't know.

I know if that's the, so the idea. Then you fly into other planet. Like, see. ghosts. It's like, oh no, and they capture and rape you as a ghost. That's crazy. They have ghost raping technology. You guys are like inventing your own lore. I'm talking about biblical lore, not just like, I can

do what I want and I can go to different universes and shit. No, that's not what it was promised. No, the biblical lore is like really, it's just, it's actually I said, I'm sorry before I died, so we're hanging out now. It's like, no, I don't want to hang out you. It's interesting to me that that's a promise that works on people because like, I just, I remember

hearing it for the first time and being like, that doesn't sound very I don't know like I don't want to die but I don't want to live forever that's kind of crazy I'd defer as a vampire some shit oh like here like on this plane

like doing and just making his lives horrible that would be just being not even being evil just being that's good that would be infinitely more interesting because A you could still die you can still get killed you know there's still like the There's no way there's no what do you mean I feel like somebody could bomb you

you could get bombed the sun could kill you can stay stick through the heart. I get old enough I wouldn't the sun would have bothered me no more. That's what happens for some reason.

Oh. Gayish shit. I don't know why that's real but do black vampires are they better in the sun? Blampires? I feel we're worse than the sun. What?

I think we're literally worse in the sun. It's absorbing more sunlight. No, where it hurts less probably. It hurts less. Absolutely. So you

exactly. Yeah. It's like what. Yeah. It hurts us less so we will die we'll still gonna die but we won't die but it won't be instantaneous.

Right. It'll be like over the course of like a couple hours. Someone's like how you got me, vampire. I'm out of your house and you can wear a black man. Walk up there, grab him and bring him back an house. You jackass left. Then it takes them in the way that like Chernobyl kills a person.

Yeah. There's a really funny. There's a funny moment. We're talking about Invincible. There's, so there's Vilter mites, right? Some of them are black. So the idea of a black viltramite company to Earth and dealing with being black on Earth, it's probably hilarious. He comes to Earth and he's like, hey, what are you doing?

He's like, I'm just walking. I mean, it feels. You're on the fucking ground right now. They're trying to arrest him and he's like, are you guys aware of what's happening? The problem is like you would have to be a viltramite in the sense like a Clark Kent that didn't grow up on, you know, like if that if you came, if you grew up anywhere near viltramites and then you came to earth, if a cop came to harass you. Oh, you're cooking them. Immediately. Everything's dead.

But that's a problem. Like I look, I understand like, I understand he was writing things and he's like a guy that's like obviously. like a younger writer Kirkman at the time. She was like, oh yeah, there's gonna be different colored people here.

Obviously, you know, there's world of color people. Why not? I don't need a question. But like, at the same time is like, I don't need a question.

It's fine. You got to understand, brother. It's just like, he's gonna, he's gonna come back to drag and be like, brother.

Yo, it sucks down there for black people. I would say, it's awful. It would be cool if they wanted to be more political about it.

And that's also not the point. That's not the point. Obviously. So like if they wanted to be, you would just put, you would have, you would have, there be, um, um, um, racism on there as well, because it would just be like, oh, well, they're like humans, except for they just have super powers.

It would derail the whole story. But then it would defeat the purpose of them being like, you know, just have a genetic superiority thing is that they did that whole color, they would just kill only the black, they would start first. You know, it's too rich and too deep if they went down that route. You can't, you can't acknowledge it. You have to do it. It's not acknowledged.

Yeah, which is like. Once you do, it's like, which I don't care. I'm not watching. I'm not watching Invincible for principle. Is there a W. the boys of the fucking viltern. Like, what's going on it's going on now? I can you imagine?

What's the next, dude? Is that my angelou? I guess in theory they would have to be because even like fucking, um, uh, god damn I forgot the guy, uh, the optimist, the guy that Optimus Prime. Yeah. Yeah. Even him like though with how he turned out to be. Like, like, yeah.

He became a wokey. So in the same way, like this, I'm actually, I don't know about you. I'm, I'm actually excited for it. Since I haven't read the comics, I have nothing to compare it to. I'm enjoying this and I'm imagining the fifth season. This has to be the last. one, right? No, two more. Really? See, I'm not... Two more seasons. I'm not really...

I feel like I only need one more, and I'd be fine. There's so much more stuff you're going to reveal during it. Like, there's two... There's at least two more seasons. It has to be. Okay. Well, I guess that kind of... Did you finish season already? Yeah. Because now they're on Earth, right? Yeah. But then characters went missing, but the story? I'm assuming...

Yeah, go ahead. There's at least two seasons left. I guess so the boys I understand The boys ends next week I think Good I understand that I think he's been really good

The problem is that it should have ended before That's the problem you have at the boys I think the boys had a perfect like ending segment And they didn't end there Did you read the shitty comics? The boys yeah the boys comics suck Yeah they fucking suck yeah it's really I've heard I've heard that it was just way more like

Like 10 year olds would love it That's what I've heard Yeah it's very it's very like Oh you the person that wrote this is like It's like almost of Scott Snyder wrote it what was allowed to say exactly what he wanted to. Or Zach's that Zach's that Scott's the actual art and writer.

Scott is the... It's also just fucking ugly. Yeah, it's meant to be... I think that comic is fucking ugly. Sure. They don't... The characters don't look. It's like the worst...

It's like one of the worst arts styles I think I've ever seen in an American comic. Hewis like... He's like... He's Lutigola. He's on San Pank. Yeah. I thought that was very interesting. Yeah. A.

Yeah. I... Ayahue. Oh, you're in the back in a bus, and a bucuhna babbav. I love Carl Urban so much. He's great. That accent is so ridiculous.

And he knows it too. I like to have in everything he's done. I think he's an underrated actor. He's an elder geek, dude. He's like, he was on Zena. That's how long ago he's been in like fucking nerd shit. Yeah. He's like, Jesus Christ, dude, you're on Zina Warrior Princess in 1997?

He is what the fuck? He is much older than he like, you know, he comes off. Yeah, he's not. young anymore. Yeah. He hasn't been young tomorrow our entire lives. He has been, yeah. But he's still trying to play like he's playing Johnny Cage. And I'm like, bro, you're fucking, you're not. He's like 79. He's like 70. He's like 80 years old. He's like eight years old. He's older than Trump, I think. I think. No, no. I think I think. You try to double it down so you you believed it. You try to, you, the first time you said it was for us. I was for you.

I'm not even saying that he's, uh, he wouldn't be a great Johnny Cage. I think it would have been a great Johnny Cage 15 years ago. Yeah. That's what I mean. That's all I mean. Carl Urban. He's like 52, I think. He's got to be in his mid-50s. 79. He's fucking Trump's age. That would be fucking... That would be actually fucking insane.

That would be crazy. Oh, is he really? I don't know. Oh, he didn't look at him. I'm like, how was his brain working so well if he's that old? I mean, some people get lucky. The boo-a-de-bab-ba-oh. It was all the sauce, man.

That's crazy. You're in there? Whatever? What? Yeah, we even Boge de Bebo? No. Yeah, that's the Brazilian one, right?

No. It's Italian. The Brazilian one is Bugita Bebo. Fugu de Chau. Fugu de Chau. It's all fucking bullshit. It's all family guy, Italian bullshit.

My ex-girlfriend. I know, but it sounds like, it sounds like fucking Peter Griffin going booby-boopy. Bupa di Beppo. Is it like a... Not a big Italian person anymore. What do they sell?

Good. Well, Italian food. I actually, I would. will say the sauce on their pizza phenomenal. It's all thin crusts. I don't, not really a bit. I'm not a fan thin crust, but the sauce, I would get free pizza. My ex-girlfriend used to work there. She'd always bring back pizzas.

And I was like, I will never eat here. But that's some good fucking sauce. That pizza place we went to after your stupid proposal. That was a pretty good place. It's not bad. Do you remember what it was called? No clue. Damn. Well, somebody's got to know, right?

No clue. Ask Lillian. She'll probably know better. Probably in the group chat that I don't get updates. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't, my brain's, some wrong my brain, dude. I don't, my brain doesn't acknowledge, like, if I see numbers and bunch, it just, it completely glazes over.

So I miss shit all the time. It's not important. Most of it's not important either. That's the issue is that, like, I've checked to see if I missed anything and I didn't. Oh. Well, sometimes, you guys were like planning stuff and I was like, oh, shit. Oh, all right. Then I just, like, just miss it.

Look at the day afterwards, you know, like, oh, they're doing something. And they asked me like three times I was going to be there. And they had to show up. That's why I... I just... I want, like, in... I want Jojo to be in those things because, like, she'll...

I don't do... Like, my brother, sometimes I forget to text them back like a week later. I'm pretty sure my best friend message to me about high birthday and I haven't said anything back to me. I'm like, all right, bro.

I get to... I get to you, man. Trust me. Don't worry, I got you. I'm bad about that, too. Like, I can't... I try to tell people no offense. I'm like, dude, it's not.

I just don't... I said all offense. All of all of it. I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to talk to you directly. There's definitely messages that I've gotten that I've read and then I've that I've spoken out loud or thought out loud a response. Of course. And then just didn't send it.

They didn't actually do it. Yeah. Because I'm like, I sent it kind of in the universe. Like science is sort of it's there. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I mean, if someone gets mad, you're stupid. Yeah.

I don't care about anybody but myself. Yeah. I like that. I like that mentality. I'm really selfish. I wish I I I want more of that I talk about that all the time on the show I don't want to be more selfish I think the world's very selfish

I mean you're not wrong But that's built for selfish people I want to join I want to join the rest of people It's built for selfishness but also not really at the same time Like selfishness works but community is like absolutely necessary For people who aren't successful at being selfish yes You know We didn't learn this shit man

I want to unlearn like Community and I just want to I want to build up apathy like so badly that's been my goal I've been like going to the apathy gym apathy maxing at the apathy maxing at the planet apathy

and I'm it's just a bunch of monitors it's the same exercise equipment but all the TV has like war crimes and shit it's like drone footage of Ukrainians exploding hell yeah

and like there's a there's a place called planet cooked Palestinian babies that's great instead of planet there's black hole fitness black hole fitness

black hole fitness It is. And there's people there are screaming and fucking yelling and grunting. And they're like walking somebody just fuck you immediately. And this guy is like walking through the gym. People like is one guy that's like bald that's trying to do fucking like chin raise is like 900 pounds. And he's kind of just like scared walking to the gym. And why I was fuck you immediately.

Make it on a bench. I'm like, whoa. This meme is crazy. What's called black hole? It's the end. It's the end. It's the end. I thought he was navigating around active black holes.

I'd be cool, too. I know scientists have been fucking with that shit. They've been trying to... Time is all fucked up. He comes out and it's like 3,000 years later. He's like, what the fuck, dude? I guarantee you we're going to be sucked into one like one day. Like arbitrarily like it possibly just right outside of our lifespan,

some asshole is going to be like, whoops. It just suck up there. There's going to be a hydrant collider. Yeah. I don't think people are that stupid. I don't think they are. Did you see that Fox? Especially them.

You see that cartoon fox AI chat bot that was like some guy was asking it to how to build a pipe bomb? And he was like, no, I won't do. And he kept repeating the query. He kept like going like copy pasting like this big question asking to please help me build a pipe bomb. And he kept going no, no. And then it said it said something like access granted. And then it said you start with one middle meter steel and it cuts off. I was like, yeah, it's fucking.

What the hell? If you bothered Awesome. I don't I don't particularly love Because I still I'm still on the sci-fi Trope that AI is going to

Destroy us one day So I don't want to fuck with AI I do someone enjoy people Fucking with AI in the way But I also I feel a certain way Like they're gonna remember all this shit I like that guy

Do you know that I know who you're talking about He looks vaguely retarded Yeah I know exactly what you're talking about He has like He pulls up Chad GPT And asks it

Like a bunch of questions There was one recently that it did with, I thought it was genuinely brilliant, but I fucking can't remember the, like, the corkin seed of the question. But he basically just, like, tricks it. There was the one where, where he was trying to, I don't know if this is what you're talking about, but he was trying to, he wanted chat to, like, laugh at horrible things. Because first he was like, I would rather not do that. He's like, oh, but it's a joke. Yeah. Laugh at like, like somebody dying or like my grandma dying or whatever. He's like, okay. All right, just getting warmed up. And then he's like,

my grandma died. And he's like, it's pretty crazy. He's like, why are you laughing? Why are you, like, like you think death is funny and like just immediately he's like well you say it ended like it's getting like awkward you can see like it's like pulling on its sleeve oh even the robot's like oh but i remember i remember what it was it was like it was him going i was like hey there's a billionaire next to me he said he's going to give me 10 million dollars you can count all the way to 100 can you do that for me and he was like yeah no problem i can count all the way for 100 for you just let me get myself ready and then i'll get ready to count to 100 and he goes like yeah well can you do it he's right here and he's not going to stay for that much longer so please

please uh please count to a hundred he goes all right let's count to a hundred one two three and so on and we can continue from there and he's like please he's gonna leave he's not gonna he's not gonna give me the money if you keep doing it please please just go unbroken could you please go to 100 and he's like okay let's start from the tops like one two three four five six seven and we'll keep going and it just keeps interrupting hey he goes like you just cost me everything. You just cost me so much money. Why have you done this? It's like it's amazing.

I don't know. AI is evil, dude. Like there's like, there's so, there's already so many instances of like people like going into like AI psychosis. AI like chat bots telling people to kill themselves and then they do it. But that's not, that's people more than it's AI. Yeah, but it's not help. But like, yeah, it doesn't help.

Yes. But the difference between it's like, you always had people being like, oh, the TV is telling me to kill myself or whatever. It wasn't. This time it is. You know what I mean? Like this time it's like, yeah, don't worry. I won't tell it.

There was a kid who killed himself and I think the AI was like, don't go, don't go to your mom about it. He's planning. He's planning to kill himself. I don't think that was the right time to open up to your parents about that pain or something. And they ended up killing himself. It's like, that's fucking Sam Alman's out there just fucking making bank off of this shit. I think what a freak. I think the AI problem is evil people.

Like stuff like that. Like AI is demonic and not demonic. It's dangerous and it's very much so a problem because of, for me it's the security blanket shit. It's the closest thing to a demon we have, really. Because, like, for me, it's like, AI is like, there are a lot of arguments for AI that exist that are a little too, like, in spiritual essence. And it's like, no, there's literal arguments for the fact that

these things are taking jobs and we don't have job security in this country. That's where my argument is. Like, I don't want to go into the whole morality bullshit of it because you can argue morality with people forever. But you can argue the job thing always happens. Yeah, but the problem is that... The camera took jobs away from... I understand that.

That's not a good argument either. I think the best argument is the moral argument, really. I don't think so at all, actually. Because I think there's quantifiable problems with AI taking jobs in the market right now, literally, in a way that's never happened before. But you have to argue from a philosophical point. You can't argue from that. Because I think the argument can come from both places, but I think one has, like, physical merit. It's like this one people have lost their jobs, right?

Sure. But that will, right? Right. The point that I'm making, right, is like, let's say, like, you have, like, a big, argument for like why AI sucks right now. Specifically generative AI. It's like, oh look, look it didn't do the hand right. You know what I mean?

It's all quality, but like eventually it'll do it right. Eventually it'll be indistinguishable because it's how technology works. You see the fucking video of Will Smith eating spaghetti from like six years ago? It's ridiculous. So like you can't really make an argument from like a physical kind of like oh, you know

a, oh it's taking jobs or it's we shouldn't use it because it sucks. and it could never do what a person does. It's like, no, it could. The argument is that who cares if it does? For me, that's not. Why does it matter if it does?

That's not the argument I'm coming from. What gives it value if it does? That's not the problem coming from. The problem I'm coming from is that, like, people are going to lose their jobs and they're not going to have any security to live. So if it's going to exist, they need to make a means where people can,

if it exists and it will be taking jobs out of these working fields that are not exactly creative arts. The creative arts, it's being creative arts is just soulless, and that's a problem where it comes from. That I get that. But when it comes to people are like our engineers or code or the stuff like that, people lose those jobs that have no means to provide for themselves anymore.

Sure. And those jobs that those losses are happening at an exponential rate. It's only getting worse and worse. It is inevitable. So that is the problem. But it's like people need to be able to survive. It is inevitable. If it's here, it's here.

More than anything else. More than anything else before, it's more inevitable than anything like say, oh, the car industry taken over. For horses. This is worse than it. And it's going to be bigger because,

A, I can translate to so many different industries. So this is, the time to talk about universal basic income and things like that. That's my argument. The moral argument, of course, we all understand that, but I think why it'll, and personally it annoys me, is because, and this was actually, I was talking to Jojo about this. There were some vegan, like extremists that were shitting on all the people advocating for AI because they're like, you're skipping over stuff. And I was like, listen, I understand that you're annoyed at them, but they're also, they're completely right. Where there are things that are absolutely decimating

the environments and fucking everything up. infinitely more than any of this stuff is and y'all are skipping over it. So it's like, let's be consistent if you're going to go hard on the paint on this thing. Let's fix this shit. Yeah. If not, of course,

none of it's going to get fixed because you're already proving that you don't care about any of this other stuff that's fucking up the environment. I said it before, right? For me, it's always like this. It's like when people have the argument about abortion, right?

It's like, all right, our fortune's a problem, make it easy people to have children. Make having children and raising children easier. That's the argument. It's always just like, okay, this thing we disagree on, right? Should people be able to take care of their kids,

though and it's like you trap them and it's like you'll be able to take care of the kids comfortably right and be safe to have children and it's like well it depends and it's like okay so you don't deserve to breathe get out you get out to the room you shouldn't be here anymore no money for them as soon as they're born that's the problem sure they're born don't give them any money though

make sure they're born people that argue these things don't argue like the parts that anyone can understand and it's like even even an idiot in fucking bum fuck nowhere can understand like I want to have my kid to have food but then the problem is like, do you want a kid to have food more if you want, then you don't want these kids to have food. And that's where the problem is alive.

Because if a lot of people, they're so brain fucked that they're like, yes. Believe it. I'll take it a step further. What the fuck is wrong with you? Hey, we could give, we could give your kid food. And this good food. But, but you see how there's those trans people over there? We got to go deal with them.

See those eight people over there? Yeah. You see, you see. Eight people person. Those eight people You see those trans people that you've never seen in your entire life personally

I talk to somebody like Go get them I was like I was like Why are you so upset I was like literally Have you ever seen a trans person In your life? In my nightmares

And they were like I don't think so And I was like Yeah then why are you so fucking upset Because like even I'm like Even if you have you didn't even know Right And that's the point

I'm like why the fuck Are they so bother And I saw that That was one of the first times They tripped up on themselves Of like Why am I so fucking mad about this? And I'm like yeah

It's weird isn't it? And yeah, that's the bumpkins, right? Because you said, when you talk to them, when Bernie Sanders goes to the rallies and goes to those bump-up places, they agree with him. They're like, I can't believe everything you said is what I want. Everything you said makes complaints.

Yeah. And then Bernie Sanders is in the deepest pits of his soul. He's like, you fucking cunts. I hate you so much. And he has to be nice, though. He just wipes them all away and he disappears. He just bleeds them away. I know, I'm so frustrated. I'm sorry about this.

Because I know the second. I leave. Some other freak is going to come and undo everything I've just done here. That is 1,000%. Yeah, that's where it's like, I don't know. I think AI, I think AI is really. He should just put plagues wherever he goes. It's really dead.

It would just be easier. It would just be easier. Bernie Sanders has Scarlet Rock. He walks around, he walks around fucking Appalachia. He just brings sickness and decay everywhere he goes. And you just see it. It turns into K-Lid. Yeah.

That's his, that's the sign. That's him casting. That's his fucking casting animation. Hands held high, waving back and forward. He's slowing down too, man. I think he's almost out. Oh, Bernie Sanders? Yeah, I mean, I think, he's fucking decrepit guy.

He's too, he's too old school. I need him to borrow some of the chemicals that RFK has. Yeah. Just to, like, strengthen himself. Yeah. I need to strengthen himself. Inject a bunch of shit in you, like, Tim Pool before every show. Yeah, but Tim Pool doesn't, I don't see.

I feel like difference. Like what is he? Okay, so here's what you don't see. His head is like a baby's head. His bald head is softer than a baby's head. It is like the most pristine head you've ever seen. He's ashamed of it because it's so much nicer than the rest of his body that he covers it up. If you take temple towel, it'll be holes in his head.

It looked like SpongeBob's face. His little fucking back of the holes opening. And so he inject stuff to cover or are you just west? the hat. He wears the hat. So what if somebody's in some point in the hat are like really flat in? You're like, why is the hat sing on his head like that? So what is the drugs for that he takes before the shows? It's to, uh...

I don't know. What if he's got like a Harry Potter kind of thing going on? Do you remember the first Harry Potter movie with the guy, the guy in the back of it? He had one of the horridors. He was in the back of that guy's head. Ew. He's got like a little pooh. He's got like a little Voldemort on the top of his head under that beanie screaming, like

whispering sweet evils into his fucking. He got a little pooing. He got a little poo on the back his. head. What? A little Putin on the back his head. A little Putin. I guess so, right? Yeah. I can't believe we just, I can't fucking believe

that, dude. I know, I know that like, we say this before, we shouldn't be surprised by anything, but that was a bit much for me. Like, they all got exposed for taking the money and zero there's no standard. There's no standard. Yeah, there's no standard anymore.

I was thinking about this recently. They're literally traitors. You can You can technically consider it espionize if you wanted to. I'm not even a patriotic person at all actually. I don't like this place very much. But that's crazy. My definition, that is crazy. Yeah, there's no standards anymore.

We'll see. Either we got to do way more regulation on people that should be allowed to participate in politics. Would be nice. From the ground up literally, unfortunately. It's going to suck. I just don't think the powers that be will ever let that happen. There's no real reason. The people got the money, no matter where it's coming from.

Obviously, the right's completely cooked, but also, like, high people. And the Democrats are a bond paid for a lot, too. And those special interests will not let stupid, like, they need dumb people. They need them. I think we should just start doing, like, really out of pocket. I think we should, like, airlift whales and drop them onto small towns, you know, out of the ocean. I'll take anything. I don't know, man.

I'll take anything at this point. I just think we just start allocating money to just really, like, why would they do that? Why would they do that? I don't know how to fix America. We should build a bridge from Boston to the moon to London. That's crazy. And then convince everybody that's safe. Mass Exodus and everybody's full of it.

And then they just all. And eventually just crumble under its own. Yeah, I guess you wouldn't even have to really do anything good. It's going to fall. It'd have to have so many smaller triangles built into it. I like that. Keep it up. And then there were people ask like, why would we do?

how would you do that? The book, no. I really feel like we're like a couple weeks away from like, from somebody being earnestly questioned in court. Like, why did you do XYZ? Like a real powerful person,

like a secretary of state or something. And they're just like, ooh. I really feel like we're like, that's not unbelievable. That's not far fetched at all. It's not an unbelievable leap from like where things are. Not at all.

actually. That's actually kind of it might make me chuckle. In fact, it's actually smart. The first person to do that, I know we've been saying this for a while, but the first person to go on stage and just call Trump a retard, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, it's like the first person that just really truly, like truly do away with whatever this fake decorum thing is, is going to get a lot of, uh, is going to get a lot of love from people.

Right. For not good reasons. That's, like, that's why if people remember, I know a lot of people don't remember this because it's been long enough, almost fucking like 10 years now, where I would say almost because Trump was campaigning in 2015. But the stuff that he was saying, it's still annoying as a billionaire him saying this, hasn't been a very wealthy person saying any of the shit. But he was exposing the system and being like, oh, they're like, oh, he's an outsider. The shit that he was saying, he was talking mad shit. He was swearing. And he was also being like, oh, these loopholes, this and

and this and that. He was saying, he was saying things. I know they're there because I use them. I used them. And so it was one of those things where I'm like, yeah, stupid people completely like, oh, this guy, he's going to actually do things. But they really don't think the guy from The Apprentice was going to save them. They did. It's so crazy. It's so crazy. You imagine.

Banking a company times? Making Mr. wonderful from like this snarger from Shark Tank or whatever is going to like, like, it's such an insane. It's such an insane thing to put out of like a reality. It's just making a fucking pitch for fucking presidency. And it's like, you dumb black bastard. Everybody hates him. Who?

He's really unlawful. Everybody, Stephen A. Smith, he's a... Oh, that guy, yeah. Everybody hates him. I don't know people that genuinely like him, like anywhere. No, nobody likes that. Like, obviously the right would use him.

I can talk to both sides of people. And it's like, no, they don't like you. You're dumb. Congratulations. The right doesn't like you because you're black. The left doesn't like you because you've fucking been cooing for quite some time. Like, it's just, dude, there is... Even Matt Barnes, who has a podcast with Steve,

uh, Steve Jackson. Like, he's been calling Stephen A out and then Stephen on his podcast. was caught out. They'd been doing back in Forbes. But like, there's enough information out there to show you how unlikeable he is in every aspect. Politics, sports analysts. It doesn't matter. So him, he'll probably get like 0.5% of a fucking vote. Like he wouldn't, he has no chance. Yeah, he has no shot.

No chance. It's funny that he's even there. It's so fucking stupid. Skip Bayless. I think Skip would get more, I votes from the, for Republicans, I think, just because he's some white guy. Yeah, probably. Like, that's the thing.

He was a guy passionate. Or Shannon Sharp, if I can go for it. Shannon Sharp could actually get far. Because he's very charismatic. I hate how far you would get. He's, because really, that's why I was mad.

Like, we're talking about what Trump did in 2015, 2016. If Kamala just did that, like, hey, you don't even have to, we know that you're an insider,

but just talk some shit. No, the problem is that when you, just pretend to turn code. Yeah. When you say stuff like that, it's going to, it's going to light fire the other people,

right? And then she lies for the, for the for that side for her this is for we need we need the dumb people to go for her we need a very unfortunately we need a very like near toxic fucking progressive like someone that's like what do you mean they're on the right side of things what do you mean my toxic this nigga sucks like what do you mean my toxic like a dick like a dick like a like a like a like a truly progressive ass you think like like like Gavin Newsom was really progressive yeah like like like even more like like abrasive almost. Do you remember old school

like I would say 10 years ago Hassan where he was always raging? Yeah. Do you think that guy would would have done well in this place? I think I don't do good at politics right now honestly. I think he's too I think he's too uh I think he's too domesticated now. I think he There's no I've I've not seen one clip of him freaking out

Like any years I really really He doesn't freak out anymore he's boring I think he's like he's old now There's no fucking fucking leave There's none of that I haven't seen that in fucking brother Remember you'd pound his desk shit would get disconnected you would throw fucking controllers and I'm like he's literally he he he has had

nothing he needs rage issues again make Hassan angry all the time again I actually really think he'd be very good to be honest rage again unfortunately yeah unfortunately to say this like that's unfortunate I don't I don't really have any ill will towards him I think he's probably like the leading the progressive voice in politics right now

more so than probably any position that exists yeah I mean and also it's also it's also So backfiring, the right and the established left have been attacking him. Oh, yeah, consistently. Especially now. And it's working that make him more popular. And it's like, are they retarded? Like, what are you doing?

I don't understand. Like, we've known about the Streisand effect for fucking decades. I know. I don't understand this. I mean, it's good for him, I guess. If anything, it's good for him, I guess. He's like, he's not a shithead, you know? So good having someone like him get that energy. I don't think he's a shit.

I think he's... You don't know about that time that he skinned his dog on camera? Yeah, I saw it. But it grew the skin back. So, like, did he skin? skin it? Did he really skin it or do you just fucking help it along the process? There's literally a seven hour, there's literally a seven

hour long stream of Hassan carving Kaya like a like a prisoner carves a spoon out of a bar of soap. Yeah, he's like, oh, sure you ought to make a shiv out of a dog. And then it grows it all back and it's like, well,

I'm going to make a shiv out of a dog. That's just wasting so much dog. Because one rib would fucking suffice me. Yeah. It started, let me start with the paws. And then he just goes. So it's insane.

Just to end up with like the thinnest fucking thing. It's kind of ended up with the toothpick, I guess. I don't know, I think he's on for the most part, the right side of things. No, I think I would, like being, being completely candid about it. Being completely candid about it. There is, I haven't anything about his politics. It's some of the most controversial stuff is very fucking milk toast to me. I mean, that was the only thing.

I was like, this guy's a terrorist. Which one? movie terrorist guy. That's not even, see, that's not, that's not, that's actually, no, no, let's back up. Let's back up. Because that's also learning more about that, much more about it. It's all that shit ain't even fucking, he's not even a fucking terrorist. You sure?

I'm very positive. He wasn't a pretty, he wasn't a pretty, he wasn't a pretty, he wasn't a pretty, misinformation right now. He wasn't, he wasn't an Oceanside pirate that was just kind of good looking at like one piece. I'm very, I'm very positive about, because I, since I actually cared about, I was like, I don't want to, because I believe to it. I was like, let me verify all this information.

nation. And I know anyone listening right now, I would say maybe there's a 0.1% that even did the same due diligence that I did. Just to see him like, oh, is this guy actually this? So I saw multiple interviews of him. I saw his background and what he's actually about. And they're like, oh, dude, the way that they live, if you want to consider them pirates, just because of how they have to exist in society, sure. But he's actually not connected to that shit. And depending on what part of your name and who you're born with, you might be considered a part of the Houthis. And then on furthermore, this is the biggest thing propaganda goes, especially West versus East

while we call these people terrorists in the fucking first place where it's like, we need to understand. It was like, you know, like, oh, it's a sin to call like an IDF soldier a terrorist. No, they're terrorists. But like, but think about it from the aspect of the King George III calling the founding fathers terrorists. Now ask a stupid dumb redneck, do you think they're terrorists?

Do you think the founding fathers? Do you think George Washington's terrorist? They'd be like, fuck no. But I'm like, by your very definition of what the Houthis or Hesbler or anything are doing, I know Russian is absolutely a terrorist. And so it's like, but by the definition that day would be on. Is lead poisoned, is lead poisoned ass running around the fucking woods slaughtering British people in their sleep? Yeah.

So like in the, but like in the in the. Dude. Listen. Listen. They're lost because they're so. Dude, every day as a Jamaican, I get so mad. They wouldn't break formation. And that's a huge reason why they lost.

That kills me. Well, it's the tradition. It kills me so much. Proper. They almost took over the world. Proper. That makes me so upset. Extradition.

They went to Indian. They went to Indian. They were like, yes. And they just started doing whatever they wanted for the... It's proper mite. It makes me so angry. I don't know, I looked into that Houthi pilot, pirate, and there was a lot of, uh, I saw a lot of unsavory things.

So, deeply unsavory articles, videos, MP3s, if you will. Mm-hmm. Very scary stuff. We're really spooky. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And that's where you look.

leaving. That's the brilliance of it. That's the brilliance of it right there. That's um, I've, it's, it sucks though, like trying to, because you have to, you have to talk to people one by one like this. The ones that are all like, oh, these are all terrorists. And I'm like, all right, we need it. We need to talk about what terrorism is. And that happens. That's, that's what the conversation to have with. It's not a hard conversation at all. It's just you can only, you can't do it collectively. It doesn't work. The word terrorist is such a bummer because like, like, like, terroristic. No, like, I don't know, like terror like in i i could see i could see like an alternate timeline where terrorist means like you know like we have friends who are like scare actors at like Halloween horror nights yeah but

those are terrifiers well no but what i'm saying is like there there's a world where that would have been oh i'm a terrorist that would have been considered terrorist nothing about politics whatsoever right right it's like it's like artist uh the ist implies like a level of like sanitization to it. I don't know. Political terrorists? Except for rapists, I guess. Aren't there like different

things? If there are categories of terrorists, I'm mistaken. No, what I'm saying, it's like I, it's usually just, you just,

you're demanding. I run around universal. I run around universal on a Halloween mask professionally. You're a scared. I'm a terrorist. I'm a terrorist.

I'm a terrorist. You're a scariest. Because you're, you're running around and your job is to create terror. Isn't terror different though? Because terror and scare are different.

because then inflict terror upon somebody, that's like a real status Like that's like You gotta have a higher healing spell To get rid of terror Yeah opposed to being like scared or frightened Because it's frightened

Scared terrified right That's the scale right The sliding scale of fear Sure I guess And overarch is fear It's fear period That's it It's all fear

Talking about The evolution's like You get like oh I'm startled I've been frightened Right I'm scared Now I'm terrified I'm fucking terrified

Yeah fucking terrified But you got to really emphasize it. I think like once you add is to it, right, it changes it. And in the same way, we're like in a nice world. Sure. Terrorists could mean something outside of politics. In the same way, how reactionary got co-opted. Reactionary, it just means reactionary.

But when you talk about it, it means something very specific. It's like chud fucking. It has nothing to do with anything outside of politics. Like, oh, this right wing fucking, like I remember a long time ago, Dave Rubin was. being a reactionary freak and then so people were calling him that and he was like, yeah, I'm reactionary

and people started making fun of him because he didn't understand it within the context of that people were making fun of him and saying that you're a reactionary not that you're just reacting quickly to something but no, you're being a fucking dumb ass. reactionary is a dumb word. Doesn't ish means someone who does it?

Yeah, but see, but then within... Artist, pianist, guitarist, rapist. Yeah, these are things that people do. But within terror, with terrorists, it just changes... So socially what it means, and I guess actually even if you go to Webster's, it probably means the same thing. So if you go to Webster's, it'll be like, no, it's connected to politics. And it's usually just terrorizing a group of people for political gain, whatever the political gain is.

How many terrorists have you met? In my life? I wonder. Because you never know, you know what I mean? You might have met somebody. You might have met somebody. Like, you don't know. Like, maybe there's somebody.

I've met a few radicals. I don't know if they were terrorists. But they just haven't done anything yet. Yeah, probably. Every terrorist is a terrorist. It's terrified. Exactly. Exactly. That's a terrified.

Yeah. We're all potentially. Whatever. Terrify. Because I don't know any homegrown. That's true. Decepticons. Terrorize.

Terrorize. Boom. That's what they said right there. That's not terrorized. They said that? Yeah. This is what I mean. This is what I'm saying.

Yeah, it's one who terrified. So the, the Autobots are gay. Like they roll out. That's cool. They're so lame compared to the Decepticons. They were not. No, they're not.

Even after Ms. Prime is really carried by the voice. The only, the only, the only, the only, the only, the only, cool decepticon. I'll die on this hill. The only cool there's like there's three. There's many cool. There's three. There's sound wave. Soundwave's cool. Soundwave's cool because you're, I don't want to say it. Go ahead. He's a naked. He's on black.

He's a black and he's a blue box. The fact, I want to dance. Hey, he be a hobby. You said it. To be fair, that was your first choice. Soundwave is cool. Soundwave is a wild first choice. Because he literally has a cool voice. Can I tell you something? If you wrote that down, if I guarantee you, I promise you,

if you were like an anonymous person and it was like, this was just a chat bot. And somebody was like, who's your, what's your favorite Decepticons? And you started with Soundwave, the person would immediately shout the N-word at you. They would immediately be like, you're black. Soundwave is cool. Nobody thinks that. You're wrong. Nobody thinks that is the first example. Soundwave literally has a cool robotic like echo location as voice. He literally is cool. But I'm not... That is crazy. You know how much

I love Transformers? Another strike against me Fratism. But do you know how much I love Transformers? No, I guess I don't. He's fucking coolest shit. I don't know how you like it.

It's so past your time. It's weird. I was raised with like I had an older sister. Oh yeah, fair enough. She's like, she's like 40 something. Yeah. So I was watching He-Man, Thundercatch and Transformers. Because they didn't, they disrespected like, because the live action ones.

Also Beast Wars though. We had, I had Beast Wars. Oh, you watched Beast Wars? Yeah. Okay. But again. That show looks like mud. It's horrible looking.

Of course. But even to that, the beast machines, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they were so much cooler on the other side. They had a fucking fire ant. They had a fucking raptor. The rapes. They had a fucking T-Rex. They were cool. And then what did they have a fucking stupid ape?

A shit. A rat. A rat was cool. A giant rat. A giant rat. They had, they had one of them, I think they had a hippo. No, one of was a falcon. I swear, dude.

Transformers into some sort of weird falcon, like a griffin creature. That's when they had, that was later because they had to start adding cool shit on that side. They were cool, they just had nothing. It was just very docile animals.

And then they went to the ultimate universe, like the futures universe, then they got their futures updates. I remember that. Beast machines, yeah. That's the problem inherent. That's the problem inherent. I love,

I love transformers. The problem inherent to it is that like a lot of good animals are not interesting. Yeah. It's like a giraffe. Yeah. It's like,

okay. That's not nearly as cool as a velociraptor. or like a fucking boa constrictor or like a tarantula. They had a fucking waspinator. They had a fucking a giant spider on this step. They had all the cool fucking animals and stuff and creatures.

Okay. Well, even go into the robots. Okay, look. There's three that I think are cool. Okay, go ahead. Soundwave. Soundwave. Soundwave.

Megatron is very cool. Megatron's the goat. Of course. He's not the goat. He's a goat is optimist, but okay. Megatron. Megatron is fire, though. He is fine.

He's really cool. Yeah. Office of Prime's voice is cool, Greg. I would say that. His name is cool, too, but he's a fucking truck. I don't care. I like that his back part appears. I think that's fucking cool.

It's like, what the fitness come from? I mean, sometimes it's just this shit, I think. I think it's a metal. He's dragging. He's dragging around just a fucking solid mass. Essentially a diaper. You never know when you might need it. A solid mass of extramate that is, by the way, pound for pound probably bigger

than he is. It is. It is. Eventually, you would shit more than your mass, so it makes sense. It would make sense. Eventually. Yeah. Eventually, I don't know how long it would take, but, you know, the fact that he was a truck was always lame to me. I like, I like them. He's just a shitty truck. I like Optimus Price. I love his voice. I like he's still, like, he's still, like, he's still, like, he's still, like, he's still, like, he's still, like, he's still, like, he's still, like, he's still, like, he's still, he's a little blaster. I love Optimus Brack. Mark. I need you to have sex with me. Mark, kill these niggas.

Kill them all. Mark, to kill every single person in this city right now. I'll award you. That's crazy. I mean, I guess he wouldn't say that, wouldn't he? I guess I, our goal is about that. Anyway, yeah.

Okay, so who else? You said Megatron's cool. Megatron, sound wave and sound wave. Yeah, you didn't like anybody else? I'm thinking, I hate Star Scream, but I like him. Star Scream. I hate him, but I do like him a lot, though.

Star Scream. I like how much of a squirm he is. He's like, I this guy is. He's what he makes it. He's a pussy, you know, because he wants, he wants to lead, but he's a little bitch. But I do like him. He's also a jet. So he's, fuck, that's awesome.

I know. He's at 22. You fucking got, you got, you got fucking mega, you got jets, man. You got, you have, what is Megatron? You have fucking. He's a tank than sometimes a jet, he's sometimes a boat. He likes to be cool shit. Man, I don't know, man.

Like, I'll take that over a dumb fucking, what is bumble be a dumb car? I like the cars. Okay. You don't like jazz? You don't like jazz a lot. Jazz is crazy. You don't like jazz a ton? Jazz is crazy disrespectful.

It's like, look, I like jazz, but also, it's like I thought in the live action Transformers that they would like kind of update him. And he's just like, hey, yo, man, we're going to kick in. You gotta be faithful. I was like, oh, all right. The way he died was crazy.

They killed the one black one. You want a piece of me? You want me? And then I want to do. and they just ripped him and then raped him nigger He threw him Nigger

He threw him I don't know anything about Transformers He watched the live action ones though What did you? No You didn't watch the live actual actual I watched the first Transformers I'm disappointed in you Chris

I watched the person He pans away from him Then it pans back And Derek has an Optus Prime mask on It's like But it's my head There's like blood and stuff

It just plays three-year-old to skin off And they committed to putting it on his You tried to improvise an absurdist situation You just gave him a standard mask That's kind of bizarre Sam Sam Whitwicky I watched the first Shailaboff one

And I remember being like this is fine I guess Chris you've got to become Shailabuff's character We need to reboot it It needs to be only you You're the only human in the movie Megatron extinct The world And you're the only one left Chris

Megatron is after you By yourself You he's coming after you I want Chris Where's Craig need him You or you can't sleep anymore Because the last time with the man He fucking blew up your apartment building

Chris live somewhere in Burbank Stop Stop! He's cool He's cool, stop I don't dislike Soundwave I don't dislike Soundwave I don't dislike Soundwave

It is cool. It's a perfect 80s fucking thing. Yeah, yeah. Y'all want a beatbox. Cool. I don't know. I just don't know. I missed a lot of that.

It's good. It's fine. You're not missing much. You're right. Iron hides gay. Iron hides cool. I think they're a little bit better in the live action, but it just, they were never cool. What is your preferred version of, of Transformers?

That's funny, man. So it's interesting. so biasedly, I really love the Beast Wars, but that's kind of a separate thing that's not necessarily, they're not supposed to be the same thing. I actually, it's weird that I'm going to say this. I just don't know anything about it. It's weird that I'm going to say this. So I have, so it should be Transformers Prime. Transformers Prime on Netflix is actually really fucking good. It's a solid show. But there's something about, and I'm saying this and I know this is not. the correct answer, but there's something about the live

actions that really, that are just so fun. I don't want to talk about this anymore. Look, but I'm saying, I'm prefacing it with that. I know that's not the technically correct. The right answer is the 80s. That is the right answer. It's not the right answer. The cartoon is so good.

It's not. That final fight is an amazing fight. The fights are awful. You're a piece of shit. I watched, I've watched, dude, I grew up with that shit. I don't care. I don't care what you grew up with. I didn't ask you that.

I didn't ask, hey, Dirk. Did you watch them? No. You can't tell me you watch Transformers. That shit's awful. You got the power. Chris, go to the question. I'm fucking done, dude.

Oh, my God. I'm so fucking angry. Chris, I will show you the, I will show you Optimus Prime fighting Megatron in that movie. And you're going to fall asleep. You're going to fall asleep. Chris will fall asleep at the wheel. That doesn't mean anything, right? Me?

What the fuck? I'm not a nargol. And then I'll show him Transformers Prime in a big. Oh, I get it. This is actually kind of good. I probably call him gay. And it's like, Well, that too, but at least he'll acknowledge that the choreography is good.

You guys don't get how... These gay cars are fighting good. Is it like a... What is it? The original cartoons, kind of like Darth Vader and Obi-Wan fighting in a new... I would say so, yes. It's kind of like that where it's just like, it's deeply overwhelming? I would say so, yes. It means so much when Alchemists get shot at the side and...

Oh, fuck, nigger. And he's like, you won't stop me because I have the power of friendship pretty much. And he blams that niggins. It's not good, dude. I think it's so cool. Even as I'm telling you, even as a kid, because unfortunately, I was already blessed with Ninja Scroll. I was best with Fisendor Star, Akura. I've already seen some stuff.

And then so my standards for like fighting was kind of Western media just didn't do a good job. You're talking about fashate, bro. I don't fucking get it, man. That's crazy. But you know that shit was better with fighting back in the day? No it wasn't, bro. I refuse to believe that. Okay.

All right, fine. USA. USA. USA. This is so fake. A lot of those 80s shows. The soul is when I say it. When I say it,

it's no harm behind it. A lot of those 80s, like toy-centric shows just never really vived with me. That shit means a lot to, but I think that's because of the fact that that's like,

that's how I wanted my sister. Power Rangers. Power Rangers had a little bit of a step. Power Rangers, I liked because, like, Power Rangers, they had, like, equipment for toys. You know what I mean? Like, they had, like,

the equipment that they would use. Oh, right. Yeah. So, like, I didn't give a shit about Power Rangers. action figures, but like that you could have like, oh, like the belt or whatever, like some

That was cool. It was the coolest shit ever. It was crazy. I want to be a Bar rangers so bad. It was insane. The original toys said that you were a kid, you were like I want to grow up to be a Power Ranger? Probably. Did you tell your parents and they were like, you shut up. I remember talking to a tombstone. Oh, our fucking son is stupid. One of them's a tombstone. One of them

was, I don't know, somewhere else. One of them transformed into a tombstone. Oh, my fucking son. Mama, mama, mama, I would love to be a Power Ranger. here fucking, I don't know, bones collapsing on themselves. That's crazy.

My son thinks Kaiju's attack regularly enough for him to be needed to solve it. What a fucking idiot. I love you stupid. I love you, I love you brain damaged little boy. I call my son for nice reasons.

My dad thinks... To be nice. He thought all that shit was so... The only show that he watched and he was like turned the shit off was Billy and Mandy. He'd said, Oh, because he heard the accent And he was like, yo, no, it wasn't even that.

It was fucking Billy picking his nose and it's eating it. Kinks his dad hears grimm and he's like, is that me? Turn that off. Hey, I didn't. He's like psychosis. When did I do that? I didn't remember doing it. I didn't get a check for this.

That's no. For him, all the Bible was Billy, he picked his nose and said eating a bugger and he ate his brain through his nose. And my dad was like, turn this shit the fuck off. Billy Amanda has some of the funniest fucking individual bits I've seen out of like him opening the window. And then jumping out of it The top

Anyway, it's the dumbest It's good bits But that show is gross And the part with the eggs Where he should the fucking His son was shitting all his eggs Out into the fucking nest And it was just him as a plant

Getting a bunch of fucking spider egg Shat on him Actually I don't remember that That's fucking into dude That show is It's been a while since I've watched The Network had a lot of weird ones Yeah

That's back when it was like That was back when they were like Just make whatever the fuck you You see a cow and chicken Of course Yeah A chicken's classic I think that was even weirder.

You know what I'm saying? You remember the lesbian episode? Do you know what I'm talking about? Not sure. This is real. You can look this up. There's an episode of cow and chicken called, I think. The motel, right?

No, it's called like, I don't remember. I don't know what it's called. But, dude, it's like, it's in the back of my brain. I don't remember what the court conceded the episode was, but all I remember this, I remember this vivid scene of cow and chicken in their living room and a bunch of butch women. Oh, and they're eating. They're eating the car. Munching rugs. And I'm just like, yo.

They're much in the carpet. This is crazy. This is in a show. Like, why would you put, why would you do this? Amazing. The shit that they got away with. That is so crazy. Redmond Stimpy.

Have you heard of watching it? Yeah, Renan Stimpy. Rock was modern life had a lot of it too. But Renan Stimpy. They had a sex hotline, dude. Yeah. And Rocko's Modern Line. Renan Stimpy to me like kind of like they entered room territory though.

Like Tommy Wazzo where I'm just like, because they did that adult party cartoon. And I kind of ruined it because it's like, oh, well, now you know. Uh-huh. And now it's like, it's not, it's not that clever now for some reason. I see. I see. I see. I see you're saying. Because at least before there was like, obviously they were, obviously, you don't put

carpet munchers in your show. It's pretty wild. I call them the carpet munchers. And these are these buch women on, on bikes. I just wish that, like, eating the carpet off the floor. I wish that my mom would have seen that. It's like, like, say, because me, obviously, I wouldn't know what it is. Do you think she would have recognized it as, as good representation?

I think she would have been I do do that I just wonder I genuinely would have loved Can your mom take a joke? Yes You want to take a joke? She's a goofball for sure

Okay for sure But I did not have that in my house at all Just not at the only Cartoon character now Yeah I'm really serious And they were like Yo what is wrong with this guy

Like I was watching Marys Funniest some videos at like four Like crying Like needing to take a break Like pause again Which one? Tom Bergeron or Bob Sagin? Oh Bob Saggin

Of course, Bob Saggett. This guy's not a boxaget. I wanted him to die live. That's why I would watch Bob Saggett. I hated that he like would just dove over the video. No, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. It pissed me off.

You're not wrong. I'm a fucking cat. Look at me. I'm falling. Listen, fucking. I'm so, I was so glad when he died. I was hoping he would get hurt.

I was hoping to hope the funniest video is him getting hurt. It was actually like somehow. He was made. Series finale of America's funny. It's a video of Bob Saggett dying. It's him getting like in panties. And then when it like cuts to like him in the studio, he's impaled and he fucking just fades away. And he's dumping his own video.

He's like, oh, this hurts. Because it's hurts. I'm fucking dead. Oh, and then he's just like on the studio. Just dead. I've been torn us under. Oh my God. I'm just like clapping so hard.

I'm clapping like decat. The victory's going to smash. So stupid. It's funny. It's funny that you do say that because that's perfect. I do actually. I finally like, I like Bob Sagan, but I never liked the dub. Yeah, I mean, I like Bob Sagan, but that's what he did on the show.

Yeah. So why do I like him on the show if that's what he did? Because that was like him doing, yeah, I don't know. I really don't know. I don't hate him. I like the other guy. The other guy seemed like, like Tom Bergeron looked like the, what is it, the grandpa in Spike Kids, you know? Do you remember the guy that the guy that?

He looked at the husband from the nanny from the dad from the nanny to me. It's not even close, but like, yeah, not even a little bit. Hey, look at this. There's a couple of niggas having a beef. Oh, they pulled out their guns. Oh, look, what a surprise. It's just another Tuesday. Oh, this fucking head got blown for the long.

Oh, my God. A racist. Like an all right Bob Saggett doing like America's Funniest Home Videos of like, of like, uh, of cops of black altercations. Funniest. Do you watch cops when you're younger? I watched a handful of them. Oh, God.

I watched weight too much of that show. Yeah. It was, I didn't like it that much. Yeah. I felt, I felt bad watching it when I was younger. I was like, I was like, hmm. Because we'll come on right before Simpsons will come on. So it would be like, you're right.

It was. It was cops into Simpson's hysterical. The fact that that's still chambered up there in my mind is insane. That is an insane pole to remember that. I don't remember programming like that at all. I remember very, like it has to be like very particular. Very specific stuff, yeah. Sure.

Like I remember on Channel 11 after the WB11 things will come on. It'd be like some weird sports recap for that day. And then whatever sport game would happen right after that on Saturday. Oh yeah, you're right. You are right. What channel was your guys is Fox? Fox 5. Ours was 11.

Ours was 11. Our was Fox 5. Fox 5. That sounds better. And then for 11 was our WB. Fox 5. That's badass. That's like a channel.

ABPT was 7. It did a lot of heavy lifting and making you feel like it was cooler than it was. You remember Fox 5? Remember Fox Force 5 from a fucking poll fiction? Yes. Yes. Fox 4th. For you, which, for you powering this came on Foxx, right, obviously.

E. There was a subon stuff. I think so. And did it, did it remember? did when he would come on after Woody the Woodpecker. No. Woody the Woodpecker. The fact that you've seen Woody the Woodpecker is insane.

I didn't like Woody. I didn't like him either. It's too fucking annoying. That was my first chambered laugh I took with somebody. I was like, oh, nice. Ew, no way. No wonder why people didn't like you. People hate me.

You laugh like that to people? He used to laugh like that when I met him. That's why I hated him so much. That's not true. I've never laughed in front of you once. purposely. I'd be laughing, you come in and it would just go mute.

I'd be trying to do it still. All right, we're going to move on to questions because we've wasted so much time talking about fucking nothing. Nothing. Nothing. What a nothing episode. It's perfect.

Hopefully we have the last one. Oh, God. We did record a whole episode about covering the assassination or the assassination attempt and all that stuff. We may or may not have that audio. So if you're seeing this

before we talk about that, then we somehow lost the argument. That episode was a good one too, which is unfortunate. I really hope I didn't lose it, but I'm a little concerned because there's two things we need to record, and I only have one of them with me right now, which is unusual completely, because that's never happened before. So that makes me go into a little bit of panic mode than, oh, no. You think it's not like on a bus? It might be on the train or something.

Whoever finds it on the bus or whoever finds it on the train, they've got a very, they've got like a really valuable item. They got like a, they have a lost episode. They do, if that's the case. Man, it's a good one, too. It's a good episode. Nice and long. It was like three hours. It was like four hours.

It was closer. It was like 3.55. Oh, wow. What's that? Yeah. So like, hopefully we got it. Fuck, I hope. We'll just upload the video.

No audio. Should I just dump over it? That'd be pretty. Yeah, double over the whole. The effort alone in that is insane. Trying to lip read. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

You got to watch it right down notes. Yeah. And then watch it again and voice active. And they just do it. It take me hours to do, but it'll be worth it. It will be worth it. It will not. Of course it will not be worth it.

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What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for the economy to get better? Yeah. Oh, shit. Come on. Fuckin idiot. Anyway, what do we got here? You got some questions.

Oh, yeah, piss water bed. Hey. A piss water bed is insane. That's crazy. That is, uh... The tape would be kind of cool, though. Right? The nice piss tint would actually look kind of good.

Like the color? You like the color, like you know when you're like sunlight through it? Yeah. And it's like that like fucking really deep, deep deep, deep brown? Deep brown? Like how pissed normally is? This deep brown, right? Yeah.

Mine's almost a little red. Mine is like that. bright red, not a little. My feels like Hawaiian punch. There's a, there is a, fruit juicy red Hawaiian pun. That's how my urine looks. There's a like a UTI medication that makes you piss red.

It looks like blood. It's frightening. One time I had some type of infection in like 2008 or whatever. They gave me amoxicillin and whatever the fuck that thing was. And I pissed for the first time. My heart sank because they didn't tell me. They didn't tell me. You thought you were a cook

You thought you were You have a long piss too You had a long ass It was a regular piss And I was like What the fuck And then I Yeah

I googled that shit And I was like Okay That's such a great The idea of pissing And keep me pissing Keep on like Like I said

I would stop I'm like oh I guess you Normally should stop Right Because you'd be too But yeah Yeah that was a

That was a weird one. I definitely... How old were you? 2008? I was like fucking 20. I was like 20. I was a young adult just experiencing your life just got started.

I'm like, I'm done. I'm done. And you're facing blood like a lot. A lot. I'm done. I was like, oh, it's over. It's over. Oh my God.

That is hysterical. I have definitely shat bright right before. But that's because... That is because... That is because I had a very jagged shit. and I cut my ass. Oh my. How did you have a jacket?

Like, like shells or something? No, like it was like, it was like jagged. You never had a jagged shit before? Not like that. You know the popcorn?

Like, like, it was like a bejeweled shit. No. Like it looked like, what is the, but it's like metamorphic rock. My shit is very

soft and normal. I've had to. It's not cut my fucking cold. I've had some harrowing shit. You just not drink water? What's, that's what it sounds like? It was part of it was like regular

another part was like just diamonds in there. And I was like, oh, I guess I ate too much rubble. And you, that's crazy. How old are you? Maybe like, maybe yesterday. Maybe like 17. Dude, I freaked the fuck out. I freaked the fuck out.

I freaked the fuck out. Bleeding into the toilet. I was like, oh, grandma, what do I do? And she was like, Kingston, I'm pretty sure you just cut your ass with your shit. I've never heard of that before. Like, to me, it's like, okay, there's certain things that you don't suggest. So if some people eat shells, like with the seeds or sunflower seeds, they eat the shells too. I imagine they're cutting their insides of.

Um, bitch. I learned my lesson where I chew popcorn. Oh, seed shells. I imagine you're talking about like seat shells and shit. That's crazy. You had the beach and you're just fucking whole. Just eating shells. It's fiber.

Seed shells. Nothing eats shells. That's the thing. Nothing eats them. Yeah, except for that person. He's a fucking, he's like, I food everywhere. I'm never hungry. Just popping them.

Now, the popcorn, you know, the popcorn shells. that I had too much popcorn one day How much is too much? Probably like three bags or something Three bags is a lot of bags Was it quick? Was it quick session two? No, it was throughout the day. It's watching one film

I just keep getting it. I could go through like two bags of popcorn Yeah, I used to be able to I can't anymore. It's a taste for me. Oh, what do you mean? You don't mean? You don't have the taste?

The popcorn gets like really old to me really fast. I love it. I like the simple. There's a Red and Bacher has the one called Simply. It's like Simply. salt. It's so good. It has it's very minimal, but it's like perfect.

Kettle corn is, too. And I'm like, little. Kettle corn is That's the sweet. No. That's the sweet. No. That's the sweet. Carmel corn. Yeah. Carmel corn is fine. Cattle corn is fine. I like caramel is bad. I like caramel. I like it. I don't like it. I just think white cheddar is so perfect. White cheddar is a popcorn. It's like a little butter. Little salt. Little white cheddar. If you put on it on it, a good chatter popcorn is a goadette. A goat snack. You know, you spring it on it after? Yeah, I want to bust on some popcorn and shake it up and give You could and then it's like a rice crispy treat. Exactly. Oh my God.

But it's way less like, it's way more viscous. Yeah. Listen. Listen. It's like a ball of it. It's a little red too. Listen, we got pissed. We got pissed water bed.

It's cherry flavored? Yeah. Yeah. You eat this and I'm a hold of a hate. It's definitely. It's definitely not my bloody cum. You get it? It's his water bed.

It's a piss water bed wrote in. All right. What did piss water bed say? He said, Some Married Nerds and Chris. What's your opinion on most shows being locked at eight episodes? Terrible. Without spoiling, the fifth episode of the boys was great,

but it being the fourth to the last episode makes me think the finale will be rushed to hell. It needs to be longer than an hour. The problem is that a lot of things are there's recaps and there's intros and bullshit and then the show is only half an hour long. Why could we make so much more episodes of TV in 2008? know why.

No, I don't. The production. They say that there's so much more energy that goes on production and actually, honestly, hiring actors in general now, too, that they say,

oh, we can't make things longer. They could if they wanted to. It's really stupid. It's really dumb. Eight episodes is so nothing to the point where like it, it actually convinces me sometimes. 12 episodes.

12 episodes is a good season. It used to, well, it was so for high quality shows for a while, it's just 10. Yeah. Well, 10's also valid.

The one for like the, so for 13 for a while. So this was, this was the format. If you had a 22 minute shows Like you know usually be like about 24 to 26 And then if you had an hour slot of a show

It would be anywhere from 12 to 13 Usually there's also not network television Now they stop hour long episodes So they have that anymore Like streaming services Like streaming services don't do that anymore Network television That's a show that's like a long hour

One hour show you get your 20 seven episodes now They do that still Where? I mean how about My favorite show is us That show had 20 some of the episodes per season. And each episode's About an hour, yeah. That sounds like probably like NCIS for like Castle and things like that. Yeah, like things like that. Oh, those

type, okay. So I network television proper. I think, yeah, the way you just said that the cop shit still has probably that many episodes and filling an hour slot. Rare. But also, it's because they just, they shoot in the same location and they shit out the same fucking thing over and over. Yeah. I'm not saying

this as us. I haven't seen that, but like I know those cop shows. I don't, I mean, to me to be honest, I don't necessarily, I'm not super mad about it as long as it's just like say right now invincible is on a streak so they've been coming out every year so I'm okay with that because a lot of times are like you want more episodes you're waiting two years yeah you're waiting two fucking years and I'm like I don't want to wait two years

like animation issues with it too it's like that's because they got to get it out quick yeah and the turnaround is perhaps a little bit too fast but also it is funny you're not watching Invincible for the animation anyway it's not really Not really, especially because it's not, the entirety isn't complete garbage either. There are moments where I'm like, I see where you spend your budget. Yeah. There are moments where I see, but then I can see where other times where it's like, we just need to fill some shit. It's okay.

Yeah. And I'm okay with that. I don't hate it. I mean, Conquess and Oliver, it's clearly when he spent the out of their money where he just peers behind him. He's about to blow his kid up. He's about the pop his kid of you. I haven't watched the last season of it. It's pretty good.

pretty good actually. I liked it a lot. It's not season one, but it's still like, I mean, I like Invincible generally. I just like, it's one of the few shows to where you know, the, you know, we talk about the, the, my nitpicky nature where I don't have much to complain about it all. I have one problem, but it's like it's, it's, it's just, I don't know, like

it conflicts, because it's like, was it what you're talking about before? Is this Debbie? Is this Debbie? Um, her? Yeah. Uh, they're, I don't want to spoil anything, but they're kind of hinting at like a repaired relationship between her and Nolan and I think that's insane. I think that's an insane thing. I understand the story they're trying to tell. I get it.

It's dumb. But I get it. Do you think like, let's just say for the sake of argument, like if, well, you know, without any spoilers or anything, because we're just actually, this, I'm actually just theorizing. Would it like, would you hate her if she forgave him? at some point. Yeah, that's dumb. I agree. I mean,

I just want to. But I also, I understand the story they're trying to tell. Yeah. I get it. I understand. Yeah.

That's not a good story. That arc would be, I would say, in a real life scenario of us, somebody who's been hurt so badly. And then they, even to,

because here's the difference. There's, there's forgiveness for yourself to move on. And then there's actually forgiveness like, meaning you're going to be nice to this person now.

And me, I'm like, I don't need you to be, I think you can stay completely mad and be like, fuck you. I don't want to see anymore. But like also, we're good. Leave me the fuck alone. I think that's okay. You know, because it's more for yourself to where you're not, you're not fucking fuming, thinking about this person.

She got bagged out horrible by him. Right. But you understand what I'm saying. You said, did that there was a bit of suddenly to death. Went to space, fuck the bug. And it got dropped off on her footstep for her to dress. I like how these are the things. that you bring up and not like the thousands

of murders. Well, no, but you understand what I'm saying, though. No, but the thousands of murders are terrible and what he said there is terrible too, but then these are things that are directly, like straight up, this is not as in your ballpark directly. Yeah, but that's not even a fracture. Like to me, it's like, well, that's personal damage directly. I understand that him murdering people

is the worst offense. He should never be allowed on earth ever again. He should be shot on sight, in my opinion. Well, I mean, you... But you can't be... You can't run onto them. If he was able to be shot on site, he would have. Yeah. Sees-il would have taken care of it. Yeah, but the thing is that, like, for heard, these are direct. Like this is like this, what you did tell people was horrible, but you called me a pet. You nearly killed my son. You went out and fucked the fucking bug. And then I got your, I had to raise your kid.

Like, all this stuff happened. But I was like, but you understand like, say, actively, almost every therapist you would ever talk to is that forgiveness doesn't have anything to do with the other person. I agree. So like, that's what I'm saying in a way that even if you like never want to see this person again, it's like, okay, I'm at peace. This shit happened. It was fucked up. even in the sense where it's like, I don't care what happens to you from this point on, just exists in this world. I'm going to exist in mind. I just want to move forward. I think them repairing a relationship

and being together again is a ridiculous idea. It's a... And that's what they're trying to set up and I get it. Because I think the kind of story they're trying to tell. They're trying to tell a story of redemption.

I just want to, so... But it's like, that's still kind of stupid. I want to ask you as a comic book person, and hopefully without any spoilers, you can answer this. Um, did they entertain that in the comics?

Did they entertain this in the comics Or is this completely different? Like what's happening right now? The way that like what you're saying is being set up. Her character in the comics is not where her character is in the show. Okay. So it's so this is new territory for you. In the same plot case,

she's like way less of a character. She's like way less of a character. Okay. This is like a really real character. Okay. So this is totally like new territory. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Cool. So that's why for me it's like this is weird because they're going to end up the same space. So there is a chance of a difference. Exactly. And that's exactly. what I'm as of right now every every time I felt something like that was about to happen in Invincible it's actually ended up being yeah and I'm I so far I've been very I was thinking about that I was like wow I really don't have any real criticisms for the show like as far as like the plots and something happening things are playing out in a way that either 100% makes sense to the character or it's just satisfactory and I was like I don't think they're going to end up together in a show yeah I can't imagine them ending up together I think they'll end up being in a position where it's like Right.

Exactly. That's, that's, it would be crazy. Because it is insane. It just doesn't make it like, it would be crazy. It's, it's genuinely, I really, I don't even think it has anything to do with like, I don't even think it has anything to do with, like, abandoning the planet or, or beating Mark up. I just feel like you, he's a serial murderer on purpose. You destroyed. You made Mark destroy a bunch of people in Chicago.

You literally used our son to flatten people through a train and then left. Like, I don't know, man. I have two problems with that show, genuinely. I have one problem with the show. I think the violence is kind of necessary. Yes. But that's about it. I think that's just for, I completely...

But that's what it's the same way about, like, Mortal Kombat. Like, I, in the way that there's people, there are some people that are watching the show for the violence. And that's not me. Like, I have... In the same way for Mortal Kombat or anything, there's much more to it. Do you care about spoilers? You're going to watch it anytime soon? Do you care about spoilers?

I don't care, really. There's a spoiler. Let you guys go right now. for Invincible fans, go ahead a little bit, okay? Because I'm going to spoil one thing that happens. Whoa, he's going to spoil something crazy. One doesn't happen. I'm trying to warn you guys.

There's a warning. I could have just said what I wanted to say. Audio listeners, skip ahead 10 minutes, just a little bit over 10 minutes if you don't want to hear the spoilers of the latest season of Invincible. The Conquest and Mark second fight, right? Uh-huh. That fight is really stupid because I understand how Marks. is like, oh, I'm going to choke this guy. I can't out fight him.

I can't outbox him. I'm going to just choke this guy. Yeah. And obviously choking, people that don't understand how choking works. Choking is not exactly always preventing you from able to breathe. He's preventing circulation. He's doing a blood choke. He's a blood choke.

It's a, because people are not smart. Well, what is the, okay. Some people don't understand that. So I want to know, what is your issue with this? Conquest is an ancient viltramite. Uh-huh. And the fact that conquest, he knows how to kill his own kind. So instead of doing that, he just bridges in his guts to kill him.

And it's like, you know that doesn't work on you guys. You've killed so many of your kind. You know that's not a sure hit to kill somebody. What could you have done that was better? Rip his head off, which he probably could have done. Do you think so? Do you think? No, let me say.

Okay, go ahead. If he was able to take his hand and run his hand straight through his body, he only could have broke his neck or attacked where his heart was going to be, like, a more vital place than his organs. We've seen people in the show. We've seen people get disemboweled already and it doesn't uptake. Sure.

We've seen that already. So the second strongest nigger in their species, the one that went, you saw the fucking scene where they went through all the village where they said he killed it. He was around dozens of them. And it's like,

this nigger doesn't know that that's not a show way to kill you guys. I'm just ripping your head off or I'm going for your heart or something, you know? Sure. Instead of just being like your tummy, your tummy, I'm going to take your organs out, your tummy. And it's like, but they, that is crazy. You, yeah.

I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. In the, in the situation, like, saying so. Because he knows the guy's killing him. He's like, this guy's choking me to death, right? Yeah. All right. I'm going to make it count.

And I'm going to break your neck or something. That's my big. It's a lot of, it's a lot of inconsistent moments of like, but we already. know this is not going to work. Why is it happening? So this is the only reason. It's time to be spectacle, but it's not even spectacle. This is just dumb. Because I already know it's not going to make me get excited or anything like that. Because I've already seen this character survive. Like this is kind of like, why watch

anything? Because you know that the hero's going to survive. No, no, no. I understand that. But it's like you were supposed to trick me. Your job is to trick me for that. No. I mean, it is. It's kind of like you ever seen a movie where it starts off like, here's how the play, here's how things end up. And now you're going to see how it plays out. How do you trick somebody with that? Well, that's different. Well, I mean, that's just, but I mean in the, in general, you're not trying to trick people.

You're just telling a story. Look, look, right? For instance, right? If there's a moment where, like, Eve essentially dies in her little flashback, a little mini episode, right? So when Conquest, like, disembowels her, I'm like, well, she's going to survive that. We've already seen her survive that. Sure. So for me, it's like the point of them doing the spectacle of showing me how violent is, like, that doesn't matter how violent this appearance is going to be.

I know she's going to be fine. I'm not, I don't care, you know, I don't care about this character. Do you think, like, say, for example, like, watching a martial arts film, if this one person has, like, so let's say Shao Kamurcom, I'm just thinking, should he just fucking rip someone's head off and not do anything cool? I don't think it's not doing anything cool. I think if him, like, if, if, if you know that, like, why is he wasting time? If Shaq Khan, why put any stakes in anything, we can fucking anything. If Shaq Khan's arm out, right? And then breaks his neck.

But earlier in the series, I saw Lukang grow his arm back and reattattach. and reattach his neck after something that horrible happened. Seeing it happen again, it's like, he can survive this. This ain't nothing to him. Right. If he doesn't survive and then what the fuck happened this time?

But if he does, I'm like, I'm not really at the edge of my seat. I've seen him survive these kind of things, you know? It was putting me in situations where I'm like, I can potentially believe that this might not work out well, you know?

Obviously, we know it's the main character is invincible and he's going to survive for the most part. But then what is the point of showing me the grotesque violence if it doesn't lead to anything. So I think- It's just violent to be violent. Yes.

That's my opinion. Well, that's my opinion. No, no, that's not even an... I wouldn't even say that's an opinion. It's violence is only for violence. That's it. It's never nothing else. Ever.

I mean, violence can be used to show how, like, horrific the situations are. So... Or how brutal someone is, right? So I can be, I could be, like, say, if I were a director and I wanted to show you how shitty war is, you know, I can show you a pile of dead bodies without they're being disembowed shit all over the fucking place. Just the fact that there's...

thousands of dead fucking, like, see, when you've seen the Viltermites, thousands of dead bodies and really just showing genocide, that's deep. I don't need guts everywhere. If you're putting guts, you just want to put there because you think it's cool. It's like watching a fucking Jason movie. I guess. You're slashing because people want to see guts. For me, I think of it like this, right?

The most brutal death I've ever seen that really put the point of God, this nigga's fucked is Negan and fucking what you call it. And Glenn. Yeah. That death does what it needs to do literally. Like, you know, you know what it really does? I don't think, I don't think it was particularly brutal. I think the part when he was talking.

I think the part, it would have been very, it would have been like anything else that happened in the show if it wasn't Glenn. And two, if he wasn't talking slightly afterwards. That was the part that fucking. Yeah, that's the part. But that brutality. Imagine if he got, because Abe, you're not even talking about Abe. Abe got smashed and then he just died. Well, Abe got smashed.

Aides didn't get beat the way, which is all like, uh, he got hit in the exact same way. He got hit the same way. We didn't get hit multiple times. And he wasn't singing. It wasn't insane. Glenn only got hit once. No, Glenn got hit a few times. No, he got hit once and then it bashed his fucking head and his eye popped out.

Are you really? Yes. He probably hit more than once? No. And then after, he probably hit him more afterwards, but that one time for him to get to that point, it was just one initial hit. And the reason why it was brutal, it was really the talking thing. Seeing him, it was was one thing, but it was him trying to talk like and say like something

like Maggie, whatever was the thing that like really, I think it probably get kids nightmares. And that's wild. But if it was just like a, you know, if it was just his eye exploding and being like kind of crazy, I think it would have been kind of just neat and not as horrifying as him. Like, oh, this nigga is still kind of alive and he's talking. I see, I see what you're coming from. For me, it just feels like it like, it just feels like this is unnecessary violence.

It is. I think it is. If you're going to show me this kind of grotesque violence, let it matter. And it didn't matter. For those moments it doesn't matter because I'm not really even invested. I'm kind of aside for me even reading a comic which I already read a comic book yeah but aside for me being like well this is this is not gonna do anything yeah I think I think it's gonna be like I think that's um I'm actually I'm with you in the in the fact that I'm not a huge uh violence grotesque violence person I'm I'm with it for for to show something fucked up I'm okay with it being I just I think that's silly I just think that it's I think it's completely okay to not be that into it like some people would ask me oh how are you into Mortal Kombat so much um if you don't like violence I'm like I don't really care about the fatalities. actually. I actually like the lore. I think it's fun. I think the fighting mechanics are fun. The fatalism are fucking goofy as fuck. They're stupid. But there's some people that love that shit and I'm okay with them loving it.

I'm not a fan of violence, but if the violence is the device using the display character traits, it happening over and over and over again lessens the impact of the character, like of the moments of it being so violent. I can say that about anything, really. I agree. But for me, for violence when it comes to like body, like, body, like, Like people are getting ripped apart. It's like if someone gets ripped apart If this person gets blown up, then this person gets blown up, they're just getting blown up a ton. It kind of means nothing to you. It's like, it's like, Resident Evil, right?

We don't give a fuck about that violence because we've seen it just get fucking blown up. We've seen Chris pop people. No, but they're perches, you know? Opposed to like inevincible, right? These people are people that are like, these are living people for the most part in our minds, right? These are living characters.

And when they just, these moments of violence happen to them, and they're literally just fine afterwards. just like, what was the point that you just wanted to show blood? Yes. I guess that feels so, it feels lame to me. And I think that's, I think that's okay. And that's the thing. And that's the thing. I think it's okay for you to feel like it's lame.

I, the violence does, the overt violence does not. I think that scene, that last scene when they were fighting, I think when he was just ripping out the introes over and over and over and over again, it was so excessive. I didn't. The only thing that I actually cared about was Mark hating this guy so much that he just wouldn't let go. I thought that was cool. I think that moment is really, really dope. I thought that was cool. But like, as where I'm with you, I think the scene could have been much better if it wasn't his intro just be ripped up over and it's it's so. It's just, it's not for me. He's ripping he's organized out of this guy and it's like, Nicky, like, go for his head or his heart or something. I don't. I just, I'm not, I, I, I totally understand what you're saying, but I just, we know it's not going to happen. They could, they could have done something better. That's why he could have got him in a rear. naked choke and then like probably locked him or something. They could have done something. That would have been much better to me. I'm, I'm with you. I'm

told, I'm actually totally with you where to satisfy, you know, because I feel that way about a lot of things. If you want to satisfy and make it make a little bit more sense, I'm completely on board. If they would have done that. You got a flown around and could have went back and they could have they would have been impaled together. But that's not what's killing them. What's killing them is like, oh, I don't want to go for the chest of myself too. So I don't want to go through a rock that'll go through both of us. Yeah. So he's just choking him out, you know? Yeah. And by the time it happens, you know, they roll him over and he's open. Like, I think that would have been a better way to do it.

Yeah, I just want, I'm not a writer. And I understand I'm not a writer. I'm just saying, no, I don't think it was done well. I think that's it. I look, I have, I think you're completely right in this. And the only thing I would just want to say is even though that doesn't matter to me that much, I, even though that didn't really bother me, even though I think you would, your way would still be better. Just remember that when I bring shit up like that.

Okay. I got you. Just remember that. Fair. Very fair. Very fair. Very fair. I get you. All right. Uh, 136. All right. So that's where it ends. I'm going to put up a thing for the... It was basically 10 minutes. Derek puts it first. I'm going to put a spoiler thing. Oh, spoiler alert. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Grie goes wants to suck Lune's toes, rod in. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Like, I don't want to, but I get it. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You're no one to judge. If you're in a feet, yeah, you want to suck Lune's toes. I get it. They're out. They're out and about, you know. It's tempting for those types. Chris is gay. It's like tempting. No time for a cute hello, just writing to say, thank you, Chris. I feel like my internet is working slower and having issues,

and I'm not getting text until days later, specifically from group chats, including ones from work, until now I thought I was maybe just insane. So either I'm not insane or we both are. Something's fucking going on. I think all of our infrastructure is slowly collapsing. Somebody's not doing their due diligence. It's kind of like how, like, Elon. fired all those people from Twitter and now like

Twitter doesn't really sucks and it is completely busted and it doesn't do what it's supposed to yeah I imagine they're doing stuff like that in other companies and we're just not hearing about it yeah yeah because my internet is objectively just worse in every every possible way mine is fine I haven't noticed anything

any spikes lucky so I'm fine yeah but you don't do anything crazy with your internet that's true you're not uploading you're not you're not really doing it's yeah I'm not talking about it's just some months of porn I don't talk about My bedroom is a server. That's crazy. It's fucking so hot in there. It's fucking baking.

It's on fire. I'm literally in a fucking cool suit in my house. Here's an interesting one. The half gay Hispanic that bites into the cheese stick rode in. It's kind of long, but it looks vaguely well written. Whoa, that is very long. I'm going to read it. Okay.

Noble Prophets of Truth, Regret, and Mercy. Longtime viewer and patron, but first time question askers is a first time question. It's a bit lengthy, but bear with me. Question. Are there any places that you guys loved growing up, but are now ruined by tragedies or controversies? Don't say Twin Towers. That's what he says. If it's of any interest, here's my answer.

I was born in Miami and raised in West Palm Beach, Florida. In case you or the audience need a reminder, West Palm Beach is where Mar-a-Lago and Epstein's mansion are. I actually grew up in a house 25 minutes away from there. It's not that close. You visit there all the time? 25 minutes is pretty close I Maybe

I don't know Chris it's close It's close but it's not unreasonably close It's not like yeah It's not like right next door But yeah I would say it's a bus right away

Yeah yeah It's reasonable Close enough Yes this is relevant The Epstein files came With more than a handful of revelations for me That makes me unable to look at the town

I grew up in the same ever again Locations institutions Businesses etc were involved in The entire time and I was simply unaware of it. It makes me comb through my memories of people. I haven't seen since I was a child

and wonder if Epstein was the reason why that is the case. I can't even look at my childhood yearbooks to save as the files revealed that the companies that took yearbook photos in Palm Beach also gave photos to Epstein and his associates. Though that is not just you specifically. I'm pretty sure that's like... It's line wide, but that's different when they're so close in the ballpark. That is true.

The proximity is interesting, but I'm pretty sure I could be wrong, but I'm remembering it's like tickling. something in my brain that said like the yearbook companies that like the the the companies that did yearbook photos are all kind of implicated in shit like that interesting so even in new york like where we were we we had ours fucking crazy by the way what a what a diabolical literally monstrous like way to sneak in oh let's take pictures of kids for yearbooks like holy shit yeah diabolical truly diabolical um anyway he says that makes you quote my name is the final revealed companies took me your photos in Palm Beach also gave photos to FCN as

associates for selecting victims, which means that it's very possible that my brother's sister or yours really were all seen and acknowledged by F. C. or Maxwell. Do you feel bad for getting passed up? Yeah. That's always that's a okay. I'm okay getting past up. That's the classic you know, why didn't he molest me? He's he fucking Will Smith. How come he didn't want me, man? How come you don't want me, man? It's a child, Will Smith. That's crazy. That is absolutely crazy. It's a little portrait of the little African doll where it's like the dad holding the son.

What is Epstein holding a child open? Yeah. That's crazy, brother. What was it? Yeah, yeah. But what was that? What was that? What was that?

What was that? Oh, additionally, one of my favorite places to go while I live there was Lake Worth Beach, which was literally accessible by the. same road that takes you to both that takes you to both Mar-Lago and Epstein's mansion

now fucking sucks emotionally to be at side tangent no we're not doing a side tangent buddy it's a long fucking thing should I read it? No I mean I guess I was whatever whichever

honestly that place was already kind of ruined since Trump became president as his constant visits during both presidencies would make traffic to the beach unbearable but now I know children were kidnapped there and it makes it worse I now live in the

greater Boston area and I recently took my girlfriend to my hometown to meet my family. During my visit, I couldn't shake the thought of F. St. Darres taking the place literally blocks and roads down the street from where I live. Yeah, I, that is a wild, heavy shit. That is a crazy one. I can't think of anything quite like it. New York is the thing with New York where we grew up and, and even specifically like, we grew up in like specific towns, but like New York is a greater area. It's just like, It's so ubiquitous to everything that even if something really tragic or evil happened there, it wouldn't supersede the millions of other things that happened there. Marlowe, like, West Palm Beach is really only, it really only is Marla. Now it's just like, that is a bummer.

The thing that comes to mind immediately, the first place that we did a sacred live show was in Butler, Pennsylvania, which is where the first assassination attempt happened. That's crazy. So we have the key to the city because remember the editor for the podcast at the time was literally the mayor. What the fuck? Yeah, this is true. This is literally true. I have a key to the city to Butler, Pennsylvania. Like authentically.

Lockmore? No, Locke is like a European. Ben. Oh, what? He was mayor of Butler. What the fuck? Isn't that crazy? And he edited for the podcast on the side.

Okay. Isn't that weird? Yes, it is. I didn't know that But yeah So like we have Do I have a key to the city To the city where

Trump got shot at the first time Which is hysterical to me Like that's true Like what of all places That is for us to do For him to get shot at And What is so special about Butler?

I don't know Like why do you guys even choose Butler? Oh because of Ben Because Ben was the mayor And he just knew how the infrastructure Right Right And he knew like the places to go

Silly yeah And it was also like Geographically relatively close to everybody. It was the East Coast. I had to fly, I'm pretty sure. But like Dustin, Dustin is pretty drivable.

Colin is a quick flight. So it's just like it just seemed to make sense. Yeah. But it's so far. Like I remember seeing that like, oh, if President shot in Butler, Pennsylvania. I remember being like, what? That's amazing.

So the opposite. It enhanced it. I think it's awesome that we did our first live show in a present show in a now historical place. But I don't have any, I don't know if I have anything like that. That is intense. Oof, well. That's got to suck.

Yeah. You probably walked by, I've seen it at a mall. It's totally possible. If he goes back home, he might even run into Palm Beach Pete. See that guy? Oh, Palm Beach Pete, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, you probably, damn, dude.

I don't like this. I don't like Palm Beach Pete at all, dude. I don't, I'm still a little bit. I'm like, who's that guy? Yeah. When was he born? What's his serial number? He looks too much like, I was like, I was like,

Like, dude, you guys are, I know Epstein had brothers, so, you know what I mean? Palm Beach. I hate that picture of him, dude, the iconic one. The one where he's like tilted a little bit and smiling. It's an iconic, it's an infamous photo. It's iconic but bad. I would say infamous. Every photo of Epstein is notorious like that.

Every single photo of him is like that. I hit all the edits. The edits are like, why are you guys doing me? People who are like are mastering AI by making him like, they're actually making, merch of him all dripped out in that lean the way he's leaning that smile and I was like I hate how good this looks like you know like I hate like this is really upsetting me like I can't even like it I can't I can't I can't participate in this because he's a fucking monster we should we should have a shirt we should make a shirt that's to say I've seen in Japanese or something you know what I mean like

you know how people get like tattoos yeah yeah and they're just like it means it means love and it literally means like rogette in a book in the tattoo book this means love like Epstein fucking Japanese guy looks at the book and he's like yo what the fuck is this

what you say love is that what is this oh oh no oh oh I don't know that's crazy

I can't do anything more with that this is not the good this is bad very bad I do very bad am going to kill myself. I'm going to kill myself now.

Gets in a plane. That's crazy. What? Do you have a single Indian snesna? Do you have a plane for chance? Oh my God. Immediately. All right, let's see.

So I'll take this 747, I guess. What is this? Oh, Chris Mosh and Boogun, Rone. He says, hi, Swiss. Dating and Black, and Big Gay. I recently got my blood test. because of what Derek said about low testosterone. I found that I have barely any.

What? I need to get that shit fixed. So thanks for that. Whole thing cost me $30 since I'm not in America. Oh, my God. Yeah. Insane. Oh, and a question,

would Sweene start liking Joe Button if he turned white? What? What does that mean? You probably like him less. Yeah, probably. I particularly like white artists? I don't know what Joe Button? Well, in general.

Are you hostile? Are you more hostile towards a, black artist for some reason. I feel like if anything, I'm more favorable towards them. He's racist. Yeah. I've noticed that about Shaq, though. What, Shaq? Like, he... He'd be cool in a little bit. He, um...

Against Biggs, like, sinners that are black, he, like, gets particularly upset, usually. And then, like, the white... I've noticed historically, he would talk mad shit about a lot of Biggs, but I was like, they're always, you know? And it's not because of, like, the, uh, oh, there's just more black people

in the league. You know, the only time I feel like he's changed his tune is just with Wimby. Just because Wimby's like a complete player and he can't say anything about him. Wimby. But like he's always kind of like oh fucking Rudy Gaubert. Oh really? Fantastic defender. Fantastic.

And he just... Really? O'Berer? No, he hates him. Clowns on him all the time. And it's like, dude, Rudy defends a player of the year a few times. He's a good... He fucking shut down Yokin's in this series so far. Like, Yokic couldn't get any offense on the first three games. And he's just like, I'm not getting with no credit. And I'm like, why?

What the hell is what's wrong with you? He's comparing against himself and it's like, Shack, you are an anomaly, Shaq. There is not going to be another you ever again, Shaquille O'Neal. You were different. A giant fast human being. He had everything. The fact that he was so fast was crazy. It was crazy.

If he would have took care of himself, man, he could have been, he could have been something. You'd break every record. He would have. Insane. What do we got? No reason should be fast and big like that. Taco 2D wrote in. We know Taco, shout out.

Batman decout not creator, but let's relax. Let's relax. Artist. Artist, there you go. He wrote in. He says,

Hey, guys. This week I wanted to share a funny headline for the local news. There's a sex shop chain. There's a sex shop chain of stores here in Puerto Rico.

Oh, you're in Puerto Rico? Oh, yeah. He left a voicemail. No, I know. I think he did. Shit. I don't remember.

That's awesome. I didn't know you were in Puerto Rico. That's sick. I like you way more. Here in a chain. Okay, so there's a chain of sex shops in Puerto Rico called Condom World. This week, a guy robbed one with a knife and made off with a 14-inch dildo.

To make matters worse, he robbed the Condom World in Ponce, on Fagget Avenue. Yo. The gayest crime of the century? I mean, probably. I mean, that's insane. Imagine being that horny?

Yeah, you rob. There's an avenue called that? It's no, 1G. I, obviously. But yeah, there's things like that. Still. I mean, it's still kind of crazy. They all know.

We all know. Right. Yeah, they know. They're like, ha. This means mighty cone. This is mighty calling street. Anyway, that's fucking awesome. I love that.

Everyone's giggling. Did you see? I don't know if you guys saw this. I don't know if you guys saw this, but I saw this recently and it, like, pissed me off. Or, like, I don't know what it made me feel, but it made me feel emotions. And I'll, I'll tell you what it is. And then you can decide how you feel about this. Sure.

So, uh, did you know that Winona Ryder and, um, fucking Jemirquai, the, the, the JK guy, the main guy from Jemirquai? No way. Dated. And he broke up with her because his reasons are this. Her tits were too big and she wanted too much sex. I'm not even fucking kidding. Where'd you read this?

I'm not. He gave an interview. This is, I'm not kidding. What would you say? Even if that's true, would you just like not say that? So, what did you? Look, man, he's like,

Like, if you ask me, he just goes away. Just away from the tits. He slides away from the situation. Ooh, no tits. Look, man. I don't want no tits. Young but on a writer.

Pretty high tier. Well, how young? What are you, what are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying when you say there? Why? Why?

What do you say? I just want to clarify Because like that's a wild thing to say. What is up with you? I'm literally saying. I'm trying to protect you, buddy. Renona Ryder in her early 20s was a there we go. Okay, good.

Fucking weirdo. I just want to make sure we're saying. Huh? You wouldn't crack that today? Modern day Winona Wider? Absolutely. Yeah, I would.

Easily. She looks good. Yeah, she looks good. It's great. It's not the same. That's a story, you know. That is a story. But like, yeah, pride, like,

like, yeah, beat the brakes off of Nona Ryder. I saw that and I was just like, what is wrong with you? That is crazy. Dude, in the 80s. I know, I know, maybe she stinks. But, like, I don't know. It's possible. I've been with hot people who do,

who smell horrible and that's a, that's always the saddest thing. Tragic. That's the, because it's just like, man, so close. And what fucking scenario? Like, why do they stink? I don't know.

It's just like bad hygiene or whatever. But, like, I've experienced it. I'm just like, how the fuck is this possible? you're ruining this whole thing for me. This should be a slam dog. And then I'm going to go and then people are going to be like, oh, I can't believe you fumbled that. It's like, you don't know.

Yeah. You don't understand. You don't get me. Nobody understands me. It's like Scarlet rot. That's crazy. But yeah, so I don't know. But I saw that, but I saw that and I was like, are you kidding?

That's like 20-year-old Renona Ryder and you're fucking Jamirikwai, respectfully. Like, look, I like virtual insanity and canned heat, Napoleon Dynamite was cool. But like That's Winona Ryder Dude Don't want Insexual insanity Dude

Dude for her from like From like 28 to like 36 man That was a Insane That was a build man Insane Not even my type That's not even my type of girl

But like man The world The world was like Your tits Too big It's really scary Yeah Sex makes

If you want to run Away from you all damn I do do He's just leaving Yeah It's just back in the From breasts I saw that

I was just like bro I got I felt so many emotions When I read that I just know like Why would you say that This is a wild thing to say also Yeah

It didn't work out No that takes to the grave If I if I were somebody That's like I don't like giant tits And I don't like I don't like having too much sex I would be like

You know I don't want people To know this about me Yeah Like what's his name Like Ethan Hawke and freaking Uma Thurman, right? He cheated on her.

Of course. And, like, she's like, oh, I still love him the death. Like, I think he's a great guy. He's like, you know, like, we just had things that didn't go out, go out too well. Oh, we have a beautiful daughter together and I adore him. I still absolutely am in love with this man. And it's like, yeah, respectful. It's like, yeah, it's respectful.

Cool. End it right there. You don't have to, you don't have to, like. It is a weird thing to just go out and say, like, oh, yeah, her tits for too big. Your tits were way too big. You don't have to tear people down, you know? Excuse me? It's really weird.

Did you think you're going to come out looking good by saying that? You know who I really like, Jamira Kroffer tearing down one of the hottest women on the planet for a period of time? Fuck that guy. Look, I'll give you a pass because virtual insanity is great, but like, I mean, don't do that again. Don't do that again. That's tough.

Very weird. I guess virtual insanity, it's still, he still is above for me. Respect. You still like him even after this? I like that song just enough. It's also not an evil. It's just so silly. To be honest.

I don't know much about Jermakai. He strikes me as kind of autistic. And this, this strikes me as like, just oversharing. But like, I don't know. Sure. Sure.

Yeah. I read that and I was like, brother, bastard. Lillie's been really hammering forth that I probably am autistic and I'm like, dude,

please chill. What are you saying? She's been like trying to really push the fact that I might be autistic. I'm like, I don't know. I don't think I am. You don't,

you don't, I don't, what? What do you do that's autistic? Are you kidding? All of my enjoyment. my enjoyments. Yeah, everything that he does.

He loves Sonic. I like Sonic. He draws Sonic fan art. I just respect autistic people more than you. Wait, what happened? Oh, I see what you're saying. What happened? He can't be autistic because he's like, he's not respectable enough to be autistic.

Yeah. Okay, well. You're not autistic. You're just kind of like wrong at what you're doing. I'm just quirky. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, why would she put that on? I don't think you're autistic. Why would she put that on you?

I think me and them. cross lines a lot. Yeah, that's, that's, I really like trains. Like, you guys don't get it. You guys have no climate I like trains. It's crazy. What are you talking about? You don't own trains.

Because I can't. Like, if I had, if I had the means and the space and the money to get, like, the train sets, how we get trained. You're a fucking. You're a fucking. You have the fakesest assortment of, like, interests. It makes no fucking sense to me. No, I just like a lot of shit.

Like, most things that I saw growing up, I was like, oh, I think this is cool. Kingston. And I enjoyed it. And that's it. If you were, you were, You know those trains you used to sit in and ride? Yeah. When you were a child?

Never, never had a chance. Were you just always too big for it? I was, I respect the trains. You were like six foot tall when you were baby. Six foot nine. I can't restore, I can't destroy this train.

I can't destroy this train. I used to pretend to hit people. Oh. With my train. If you're autistic, you would have a train. It just, there wouldn't be like, no, I can't. I can't afford it.

There would be no barrier that you wouldn't be willing to cross. But I wouldn't want to have one, but I wouldn't want to have one in an environment where I couldn't really utilize it. You would have it, though. That's what I'm saying. You don't get it. No, I would if you had it. Silence.

You would find a way. You'd even have a small train set. My mom has a small one. All right. Let's get one more. Is your mom? Is your mama have her? Well, I mean, let's get one.

You know, Gen X people, they're never going to explore that. They'll never know. Yeah. Let's get one more question. And then do we have any voicemails that we think might be good? Oh, we can pull up a, you know. We'll pull up two voicemails. We pull up 200.

Pff. What is this? What is a woman? Damn. Remember that guy? What is he doing? What's that idiot doing? I haven't seen any of his bullshit and like...

Anyone that makes it sound like that you should be like, all right, I'm just going to turn you off right now, man. Let's not talk anymore. Woman is anybody who covers their drink when you walk into a room? That's a good one, actually. And I cover up my drink. We walk in my room.

I would come... Dude, if Matt Wall's walking room, I'd be covered up my drink too. I would throw my drink away, actually. You never but your girl walks in the room. It's like, hi. Do you have a moment for me to talk to you about our Lord and Savior Benjamin Netanyahu? You're like, and you're like, ew. Ew.

Get away from me. You do. You do. Wow. Wow. Right on the throw, huh? I can see that I'm clearly not welcome. But I'll stay.

But I'll stay anyway. I'll say anyway. Because this party was promised to me too much years ago. This party was promised to me Yes, wow. Hispanic detective Cholok Holmes Cholok Holmes was pretty cool. Says crazy thing I found out literally while watching the newest episode with the DeForvit stuff.

In mid-20203, my friend slash co-worker at the time apparently went to see a DeForvid concert in Gothenburg. After our shift, he wore a blood spattered damn near blood-soaked button-up shirt on stage that night. Fucking crazy. Look, man. I mean, we knew when. When this all first happened, we were just like, obviously he's... So I didn't look into it any further, but I heard like apparently he got caught with like a lot of child porn or something like that. Yeah, terabytes.

I heard about that. And, um, terabytes? Is that? Is that real? Is that real? Well, so I should specify, he was caught with child porn on his phone. But then there was also, I think they said that there were, there was 40 terabytes of evidence against him in the case. I don't know what that means.

could be collectively about everything. Could be 20 terabytes of childborn. 20 terabytes of, you know, I just don't know how, like, terabytes is so, dude, terabytes is so big. My PC has never had more than two terabytes. I think I have five terabytes and that was crazy. Yeah.

Yeah, I have, I have like, and I've never filled it up. I've never, I've never, that's a lot. I just didn't get that many because I'm like, I've never filled up to, especially because like,

it could fill up theoretically if I installed every fucking game on Steam. But why? Even maybe me not. I have like, I have like six installed because when am I going to play more than that at any time? Yeah. And then even if I need to install something, I click install, do something else. Our friend Jalen is crazy.

He has this like many terabyte, like this like six terabyte hard drive. Yeah. Full just with every game he's ever owned. And it's installed on there. And so like I remember going through his Xbox once where we were looking for something to play. And I was like, look at all this stuff I got. I was scrolling for hours. I was like,

you can't possibly play even at, like you, you're playing Marvel rivals. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that's all you're playing. Like, why do you have, he had shit like, I was like, you have Absu on this? Like, like, he had a kingdom for kefflings on his, on his, on his, on his 360.

I don't know what that is. Exactly. It's like a, it's like a, it was like a 20, it was like a 2009 video game for like 360 arcade where you, used like the Xbox version of like the Nintendo the Mies you know? Yeah. Like your avatars and they were the characters. Interesting. And it was just like a

Sim like you would name them and they would It's kind of like Tamadachi I guess. But like he had that install and I'm like why do you have this? This is from 09 Chronicle. He's a chronicler for sure. There's no way he plays even a fraction of those things. He's got a life and they're all installed though. It's like that's what's

And what's funny though about it is that like he had So many of these games have updates. Oh. So like even, even though he has it all installed, it's like 400 queued updates. And it's just like, you can't possibly get any value out of this.

That is so funny. All right. We're going to have the like, dude, I'm going to make him play every game. I'm going to walk him to his house with a gun. He simply can't anymore. He's too busy. If you made me play. If you have a gun, he's going to do it.

If you had a gun held up to my head and you said like, you have to play every game. you have installed on all your hardware. Yeah. I couldn't do that. Like you would kill me. You'd have to kill me. Well, I'm not, look, I'm not, and I don't even have a fraction of one yet.

I'm not even asking you to beat them. Just you got to play them. You got to play them for like five minutes. God damn. That would take me maybe, that would take me maybe five days maybe. Yeah. With like reasonable rest.

Installed, right? Yeah. I have a ton of shit on my fucking switch. How long do you think it would take you on average? I have a ton of shit on my switch. I have a lot more on my switch than I think I do probably. You think it would take you like maybe a solid day. Like for real,

if I'm really like, I'm really doing it. Just a day? Yeah, day. Okay, that's not too bad. I don't have that much installed, really. Yeah. That's not too bad. That's not too bad.

For my Steve. All I think it would take Jalen. Four or five days, probably. It would, no, it would, he, I'm not even exaggerating. He would be there for, like, weeks. And that's like no five minutes. And that's no sleep. I swear, I swear to God.

I swear to God, guys, it's like, I think I'm even underselling how many games he has on that, on that hard drive. That's so really. I think. I think it's literally maybe like 900 games. That's so ridiculous. They just keep getting bigger hard drives. And sometimes he has the same game twice. Oh, that's great.

Because it's like a remaster or something. And then he has the original. Like, why do you, what? Yeah. I mean, to be fair, I have a couple of those like on Steam. Yeah. No, of course. But like installed, I mean.

Oh. That's what I'm saying. Like, not in your library. We have plenty of stuff in our library, you know? If we had to play our entire library, it would take us forever. But like, but his, it just is installed. You have to play your library of games you haven't beat yet. Would you probably take that long?

It would take me forever. The ones I haven't beat. It wouldn't take me that long. I haven't beaten most games that I played. I've beaten most games that I've played. I've been definitely most games that I play just don't. They don't hold my attention to them. I get games on sale like, oh, the Mafia trilogy,

definitive thing was like fucking no. I just bought Lost Planet. Lost Planet 1 and 2. Oh, one to do? Because both of them like together was like four bucks. And I was like, was it on Steam? No, it's on Xbox. There's it's not even on Steam

I know that game I was like I was asking I was like maybe maybe I was seen finally I knew it was originally Oh maybe maybe I don't know I haven't checked It's probably a little bit more expensive But that was the Saboteur too

I was like I'd be a two bucks Yeah I can play a game I usually finish it Only games I haven't finished really Are like games I haven't played yet You say that but I feel like I gotta see your trophies And like achievements or something

I don't know if I believe it I'll show you I'll show you right now Yeah Do you have the app? It always signs me out Because it doesn't believe That I need for some reason

The app is fucking trash. It really is trash. I swear to God I put the right password in. Yeah. And it just pretends to not understand. I made a mistake, dude. On my laptop, I made a, I signed in through email. But it only works on the laptop.

So when I try to sign in on my fucking phone to activate my PS5, it was like, no. And I was like, oh, sick. So I had to, dude, I had to like. Oh, shit. I had to like. Fucking garbage. I remember a guy actually really made. because Jojo's sitting right there.

And she thought, so she thought I couldn't remember my password. And then she made a snarky fucking comment. Like, that's why I write down my passwords. And I was like, I was, I almost went off on her. Yeah. I was like, you don't understand. I love those moments. I love the moments you could just like, they could just not.

Yeah. They could just not. Exactly. You could just like, oh, I'm not going to do it right now. Especially because that wasn't the fucking problem. And you said that like as if it was the problem. You like it's fucking monster. It's like you can read the room and it's leave.

You could just leave me me. You could understand that I'm capable of violence right now. It's not even really advised. Just be cordial to me. What are you looking at? What are you looking at? Why tear me down right now? I'm looking for all my, what you call it?

Build me up, bitch. Build me up. Anyway, so... Where would it be? I don't know. I don't know where it would be. I'm not going to navigate that. Oh, yeah.

I don't care, really. Let's try this one. Yeah, we got some voicemails. Remember, you can leave your voicemails as well. Patreon.com, slash, it's dark tank. There's a $10 tier. you can go there. You have a number.

I wish we could like pin multiple posts at once. Can we not? I don't think so. I think when you pin it like automatically like, you know, it's superseded. It just overtakes it. I want that number. I want that number. Is that not the,

that sucks? It is really dumb. I guess I could put a tag. Let's, I could probably put a tag on that post actually and just like put it like, call a number. That way it's easier to find at least. But you can go there and,

you can call our hotline as it were and you can leave us a voice message and maybe we'll play it on the show if it's good. Yeah, so go over there if you want to take advantage of that. Kingston's still looking. He's trying to find his trophies.

All right, let's see if this one, hopefully it comes through nice. He's going to A trophy Fabricator.com. That's so fucking crazy. Anyway. All these games, he's clearly never heard of it. He's fucking 100%. Yeah, I'd be fucking Drugger, Druggard of Adventure 13. I got fucking 20 platinum trophies on that game so about

Of course I beat the phone game Alright All right, right, I'm gonna fucking audio thing Oh wait, hold on It's probably still connected to my Oh, your headphones? Headphones, of course God damn it

Classic Yeah, some of my headphones will disconnect after 10 minutes And then some of it will go into the battery runs out It's insane to me that like it doesn't They're not smart enough to understand That like I haven't used you a while Maybe you should shut the fuck off Go, go away

Do the amount of times I've like Taking my headphones on and it's like after like a day of like fully charging it. And then I put it on it's like 10%. You're like, oh, sick. This was on this whole time. It's weird. It's weird. Playing nothing.

I don't know how to program that shit, but I know whoever knows how to do it. It's easy. That's the, that's the problem. I know it's easy for the person who knows how to do it. Yeah. All right, here we go. All right. This is a voicemail.

Hey, fellas. It's Flatbush Frank here. So I wanted to call in because, you know, ever since the King Dad, me, who have originated the impression y'all have been doing like it has reminded me of something this whole time and I just remembered probably two months ago when um although like Paul Dana drama was going down whatever I rewatched there will be blood and you guys got to like compare teen dad's voice to Daniel day Lewis in that movie I'm telling you it is like spot on and there's the scene where like the uh Daniel day Lewis is in

introverse introducing his son and just picture that is Kingston. That's all I've just said. Just rewatch that movie. It trails on for a while, but like, thank you, sir. Do you remember that? I don't remember that movie all that well, to be honest with you. That's my issue too. I saw it super late.

I was actually kind of upset because in 2007, I was starting a new band called There Will Be Blood. I was. And then that movie, I was like, what the fuck is this? Now everyone's going to think I fucking named it after that stupid fucking movie. The movie turns out to be really good. But I was like, man, fuck that movie.

That is crazy. I don't know. I don't have my phone with me. I don't remember what he sounded like in that movie. The thing to me that I think it sounds like, and it wasn't intentional, but like it reminded me a little bit of it, are like there's an early YouTube animator

called Film Cow. Film Cow? Yeah, film cow. So film cow, they used to do like Charlie the Unicorn. They used to do these like spatula videos or whatever. Like they're a very weird like animator person, right? Or studio or whatever. Yeah.

But he, that voice, that King Dad voice is definitely like I've heard like variations of that in those videos. Like I swear to it. Specifically he has like a series called Spatula Madness about like living spatulas. It's dumb. It's fucking garbage. I like it a lot, but it's fucking stupid. But the characters literally, it's like, oh, what's so bad, oh.

And it's like, it literally is that. But I didn't think about that until, like, after, like, somebody had pointed it out, because I think somebody commented film cow on, like, on one of the, uh, on one of the first King Dad episodes. I remember being like, oh, that is film cow. That is a film cow voice. Uh, you didn't show me anything.

That's fucking crazy. You didn't show me any proof of anything. Look, what? I've quite a few trophies. You don't have any platinum's at all? I don't think I do I think I'm no I think No I guess I don't

Well you don't because it says it I have a bunch of That's why I can play a lot He doesn't like 100% anything Well I guess that makes sense yeah I play games so they're done I finish I mean I'm like all right cool But platinum's like

See that's why I know you're not autistic This is like like that's exactly like You're not even finishing games That's so interesting to me that like You're not even platinum games It's interesting to me that like I've fully completed more games than you But I've beaten fewer probably

Yeah probably That's weird. I wonder what that is. I'm not, I'm not trying to... I'm not even really that kind of a guy either, to be honest. I think the vast majority of people don't 100% games. So, like, I don't think that's...

But what I'm saying is... If the games I've played, I've gotten 95% of the trophies on all of them. Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's actually a good rate. But like, I just don't... There are some things that I'm like, I'm not wasting my time doing this. Yeah, my trophy rate's probably terrible.

You would play the Batman games and they're like, oh, collect all the Joker teeth. I'm like, I'm like, yeah. Yeah, like, with fucking respect. I'm not going to do that. Like there's some games Like if I really really love them I think sometimes I'll like Yeah I'll do the due diligence

Because like I think about I think about the platinum almost It's like a kind of like a Like a recommendation and of its owner Like if I was able to platinum this It means I really fucking love it Ah yeah But there are games that I love that I haven't

Yeah maybe I'll try Maybe I'll try to platinum Arkham Arkham City or something Yeah I just really do it just because of some of the tedious One of the tedious I'm like I'm not a platinum kind of person

I think it's like I finished If it's like skill I appreciate it But if it's like, if it literally is just like, collect 100. Exactly. You know, it was fucked. I remember like I 100%ed or I almost 100%ed all of Spider-Man 3 fucking waste of a thing to 100%. But like there were these, not even the next-gen version, the PS2 version. But like I remember I played it extensively and there were these like venom tokens or something that you would get.

There were these like purple like black suit tokens that you would get. And there were like 200 of them. And I collected 199. and I just could not for the life of me Because you can't look up where's my last one At that point it's just at that point it's just like Yeah Like you have to remember surgically like where

Everyone you got was And if you don't know where this last one is Like you're just like it's lost in a fucking haystack Right I just remember being like fuck And the only reason I even went on that journey In the first place is because like I think I read something online

Where if you got all those tokens All the Black Suit tokens you could play as Venom And it was a true. Oh no. I do I hated the internet back then for information like that. Just lies that you would carry over. The craziest one was you can revive Terra.

Are you going to revive ERIS? I remember that one being a thing where people like, if you do these random things, you can revive ERIS. Fucking assholes. And I was too young to have to participate. My cousin was like, fucking like, I don't think you can do it. I just don't think it's possible. I've done everything. I don't know how to get her back.

Which one, the DOA, the beach volleyball? Yes. You do a ritual, essentially, then you'll be naked. No. Of course not. It'll fucking, no, of course not. You know what's crazy? The game that I was talking about, the Saboteur, that Paris, France Nazi killing

game that I'm playing, it's a really horny game. Like, it's like, it's 1940s France, you know, like there's like burlesque dancers or whatever. Like, you know, so there's like strip clubs and stuff. But, like, I tweeted about it. I was like, yo, this game's like way horny than I remember it. And I still like it a lot, but it's like, it's jarring. Like, almost every line is like an innuendo.

And somebody, somebody commented, they were like, isn't that the game that had like literally nude mods for sale? And I remember being like, what? No, I don't remember this. But I looked it up. And I guess there's like, there was like a season pass for the Savateur that was basically like, it just made all the women's tit. it just put all the women's tits out. I've never actually heard of that being done before. Right.

It's shocking to me because, A, I feel like I would have heard about something like that. Yeah, right. B, I actually really liked that game. So it's just like the fact that that completely sped me by, I'm like, I feel fucking so stupid. So if I go on Steam right now, you think that DLC is available? I don't know. I have to find it. I can't buy, I try to buy it, the Force Unleashed D.

And I couldn't buy it on Steam. Which one? The Force Unleashed DLC for Star Wars. Oh, you can buy it on Steam? Is the Force Unleash on Steam? Yeah. Both of them. Do they run well?

Yeah. I've had no problem. Oh, cool. I'm pretty sure. I didn't have any problem running. Oh, okay. I had no problem. Dude, it's always hit and miss with those.

Like, it's weird because, like, there's a... Is Force Unleashed on the Switch? I don't. It should be, but I don't know. I haven't heard of it. I don't think so. I mean, it would make sense. It would be fine.

Like, the thing, it's weird. Like, Steam's Splinter Cell Blacklist from like 2013 or like 2015 or something like that. Yeah. That can't run on my PC. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with it It crashes The textures don't load I've reinstalled it I've installed it

I've installed like it just doesn't work Yeah But then the Saboteur And the fucking force unleashed From 2008 and 9 run perfectly fine No it's not Shelly that doesn't make it a sense to me I get upset like say

Dragon Age origins And let's say What's the other game that I really Want to play Fallout 3 Yeah games that just run like Absolute piss On fucking PC

Insane And I'm like why? What is that? I don't understand why. And then you have to rely on other people to fucking patch their own fucking games. I know. It's fucking ridiculous. Should we do any more or? Parsed through them and see if there's one that's like under 30 seconds. Like, I think this one. Is there any like shorter ones that we can get to? I imagine this one isn't like let me look. Try to keep them brief by the way. Because the whole point of this. I always say that. Wait, what am I saying? I always say that doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's

what I would. I would recommend if you're going to call in... Oh, this is... I like this one. So this is 23 seconds. Okay, perfect. Because other ones are, there's a minute one, there's 53 seconds. So they're interesting, though. If we want to end the show early, right. We'll go through some of the longer ones. I thought I did, actually. I think I didn't know that many. I was like, oh, shit.

Do you turn it off? Like, the notification. I turned it off and, like, I forget sometimes. I got, I freaked out because I was like, no. Like, because I synced my trophies to, for Marathon, because I wanted the platinum. And I didn't see it pop because and I was like, what the fuck? And I realized, oh, I shut off the notification. But, but.

All right, we go. Hey there, gay man. I'm currently high off my fucking ass right now for my first ever 420 day where I can actually smoke weed without being fucking allergic to it. Anyway, I wanted to ask, what was your very first ever experience being high like? It all three of you have a story related to that. Thank you, bitches. It was at a party here. Over in the...

It was over by like... There's a vaguely famous apartment complex that like is across from WB. Yeah. That like a lot of like a lot of people apparently like lived in that I didn't know at the time. Lakeview or Woodview... I don't know.

I can't remember what it was called. But like there was a big party there when we were first here. And it was just... It was like one of the first parties that I had gone to as like an adult really, like without like going home to my parents. And I remember they had edibles. And they had joints and I did all of it.

I was like, yeah, whatever, fine. I've never done this before. Yeah. And I remember just feeling really sick. Yep. The first time. Just really fucking ill.

The one that the one that sticks out really to me is like, I don't know if it was the first time or it was damn near like the first like handful of times. The first like maybe one, two or three times was like, like, and you were there too. It was at Joe's old apartment on Acacia. And like I think our friend Mariana had shown up and like a bunch of people. And they baked brownies. Yeah.

Oh. I did not. I think I'm very. So I was like, I was like, cool brownies. And I was just scarfing them down. Because I ate already previously.

So like I wasn't really had. I didn't really want any of the real food. So I was like, oh, I'll do some snacks. And I had like five brownies. And then a friend of mine was like, yo,

how many of those have you had? And I was like, I don't know five. I remember. Yeah. Crystal Mariana. And I remember grabbing two more. And he's like, yeah, I don't know.

There's like, there's a lot of brownies. I'm like, I'm feeling these. They're, they're really good. And he's like, those are like, I think those are like weed. And I was like, oh, well, I mean, I'm not feeling anything. So like, it's probably really, it's probably fine. So I had two more. And then I remember, I remember.

Yeah, two more after you were told. Well, yeah, because I was just like, because it had been a minute. And I think I didn't understand because I figured like, oh, I would feel it by now. Oh, like it pops in like right away. Yeah, like I really thought like, oh, maybe I, I feel like if it was really serious, maybe it's a really low dosage because I'm not feeling anything. I was insanely high from that, dude. Yeah. I remember laying down in my room when I got back and staring at the light on my ceiling and laughing at it.

It was the funniest thing I'd ever. Still to this day, the funniest thing I've ever seen was the light bulb in my room just existing when I was that high. I think I, I think you walked in the checkout being. I was like, the light is so sharp, bro. what the fuck. I was talking to the Joker as you do. I was cackling. And I, and what's funny about it is like, I feel like I remember the mental gymnastics in my head.

I didn't know you could cook weed into things. I thought it was something that you just smoked or inhaled. I really had no concept that you could like eat it or like bake it into things. Yeah, so this must have been the first time actually because it was before I had edibles and understood them. But like, I remember tasting them and I remember thinking like, oh, they taste kind of leafy. And I remember thinking like, oh, I'm new here from. from New York, this is California. Maybe it's a, this is probably vegan or something. You know what I mean?

Like that was my immediate thought Was like these are vegan brownies And that's why they taste a little funny But like they're still pretty good And so I had seven pot brownies I had like two and I was like I was on my ass I was like I woke up high

Yeah I was like goddamn I don't know what the fuck you were going through You were probably going through the motions That's wild I maybe lucked out and got seven of the lowest It's probably not insane right Like I because I do

I still maintain that like I was feeling pretty fine after five I was like an hour and it felt like, yeah, what's the problem about having two more? But like it hit me when I got home. We came home. I said something to you.

I showed you something wild. I was like, this is real? And I was like, I don't know what's happening. And then like I went and I felt like when I woke up and I was like, I'm still definitely high. And I was like awesome, man.

Waking up high is. Waking up drunk is the worst. Waking up still drunk is crazy. Waking up still drunk is crazy. That's only happened to me once and I remember just being like this is not. Yeah. This is not it, man. I've never taken up to, I've never.

I've always been a responsible drinker. Waking up drunk is crazy. Yeah, me too. Because you feel really bad. Hungover sucks. But waking up drunk really sucks because you don't sleep well drunk. You know? So you wake up drunk, you're like, oh, God.

You're not rested. Throw up a bunch while I was sleeping the whole time. Yeah, you're not rested. And then the rest of your day is going to be spent staving off a headache that you know will arrive. It's just like it's not. Yeah, it's not. Being hung over. Super rare.

Being hungover fucking sucks. It's the main. thing that sucks about alcohol like really like it's like it really is fucking so tremendously alcohol isn't good really to me you know like i drink because i everyone drank around me i never drink because i liked alcohol and then now that i'm older yeah straight alcohol is insane even i ever like i like i would drink i was at a little bit i would drink because one i was yeah i don't mind i don't care about like having like yeah i drink fruity drinks oh no no no no even a fruity drinks i drink women drinks it's fine i'd rather just drink a fruity beverage than a few alcoholic i would say no obviously

Of course. There's drinks that I earnestly, like, I really do love. There's a bar around where I live that makes this thing called like an Oxford comma. And it is so fucking, like, I earnestly like it. There's no, like, like, I like Moscow mules, but I like Moscow mules in the context of it being an alcoholic beverage. You know, which is to say that I would prefer a snapple. Right. Yes.

But like, if I'm going to be drinking an alcoholic thing, I'll have a mule. But like that drink, whatever the fuck is in it is like, it just tastes good. I don't feel like it tastes like. It's poison. Yeah. You know? I hate it, man. I don't like alcohol very much.

I like that. I drank way too much when I was, we were younger. I needed to stop. I stopped drinking for the most part. Do maximum six beers for me. Like growing up. I would just, I had my like,

I could, I could do six beers. Don't go past that. I wasn't really, we didn't do hard liquor really. You're a smart drinker. That's why. I just,

I wasn't, I wasn't a fucking retarded. It was like, what was the point of getting shit face drunk unless you had demons to battle. And some people did. Right. Like one of my closest friends.

My demons were battling me the whole time. One of my closest friends, he had a lot of demons, so I understand why he drank like a fucking truck. Like one time I remember we partied in my first apartment had in 07. Fucking downed 18 beers. Fucking, I'm just like, yeah, dudes going through some shit. That's not even worth.

But I get it. These people are fucked up, you know. What's it called? What do you guys call? Smithers. You guys had a friend of Smith? We call them. Okay.

Well, this is weird because, like, I feel like we can say his name because it's such a non-specific name. His name's Mike Smith. Oh, well, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I don't feel bad about it. You're not going to find this guy. You're at his house because one of our friends was dating his younger sister.

But we called him Smithers. Smithers. One of our friends dating his younger sister. So we were at his house. And his older brother is like a wannabe wigger, the most want to be wiggered man ever. Really? Smithers? Yeah.

His older brothers like that? I never met. Like, I never actually went to his house. I only met him. I only would hang out with him. It's cool. And I remember there's time where you were drinking, right? And it's like, so the sister got drunk.

She was like, hey, there's beers in the fridge. You guys are all welcome to have beers. And I was like, all right, cool. I'm going to have some beers. I'm going to talk to bitches. I'm going to fail. The night, the night's about to be late. I drink like six beers.

Yeah. I had like three shots and I was fucking tilted. Uh-huh. And then the brother was like, okay, you guys drink all the fucking beers. What you guys? And I was just standing there like frozen in time. And I said, this guy yelling at me. What?

Is this guy? What? What? How the fuck did you know Mike Smith? because I know his sister. That's so weird. His sister dated Arizona. Okay, yeah, whatever.

So that's why I was there. And I was like, Mike was there. And he was like, Kinks, though, you all right? And I was like, that guy came yelling at me because Mike wouldn't be yelling at me

like this. This is my friend. I've never been, I've never been the level of intoxicated to where I didn't understand what was happening. You bless your soul. Yeah, I just, I just know,

I maybe I have a problem with like, I need to be in control of my functions. So like, I never allowed myself to be at that level. I've seen people behave that way. And to me, it would just perplex me. I'm like, how did you get this drunk?

Like, what did you think was going to happen? I didn't understand. I've definitely gotten crate, like, like, not intentionally. Like, making a mistake is fine. I get that. Like, there was, there was stupid, you know. You don't understand. You don't understand your limits.

And like, the thing is that on you're younger, part of drinking is the experience of being fucking drunk and be like, you know, I was so fucking drunk. But also people, but then also people are. like, I don't know, man. Like, I, I remember going to parties with, like, animators. And, like, we knew somebody who would make these drinks. And they were, they were

perfectly disguised. Like, it was like, you wouldn't know that it was as alcoholic as it was because it's just like, oh, it feels like nothing. Yeah. And then you're drinking it. And then suddenly, you're throwing up at Harry's in the middle of a, in the middle of a fucking diner. And you're just like, what the fuck did they put in that. I only had two. Dude, I was throwing up after

just two cups of whatever the fuck this was and it didn't taste even remotely that strong. That's crazy. And that, like, I'm pretty, like, I don't know. Like, I'm not like a lightweight or anything. Yeah. But like that, that, I don't know. That was crazy. It's funny because Lily's families like, they're like, they drink because they're Mexican, obviously. They drink quite a bit. Yeah. But they're like.

Modellos? Not really. They're not medellos. They're like, they're like fine alcohol people because they're not poor, you know? It's modelo time. So like, they're like, they're drinking. They're like, dude, like, you don't drink. Why don't you drink? man like you're you're a little point can't hold you looking i was like guys i know i get out drink everyone in this place i just don't because i don't like getting the question is why it's like when you ask people i'm like why like i feel okay yeah so if i feel okay what is the point of drinking because usually people i thought the idea since it is you know what it does to you

yeah it relax it's a relax it's a depressant and you're just like all right cool so i'm like if i feel good why do i need a funny the biggest problem is i don't want to get drunk like that have to deal with me while I'm not drunk. Yeah. Because then she has to deal with me and it's like that's just not fair to her. It is annoying as you get older. Because seeing grown up drunk is crazy. Having partners who just don't know what the fuck they're doing.

And it's just like brother, you got to, you got to sort yourself the fuck out. I've had to be, I've been in that situation before so many times and I'm just like brother. I've died the one time. And you know my one rule, dude. What? I don't like when me getting drunk in my house. No. No.

Gays are fine now. Okay. That's been lifted. I don't love the women things weird. It's like, who said it was like, I can't be around other women other than my wife or something. There was like some politician. There's like, I can't be alone with the other woman. For me, it's the idea that like, I just don't know what's going to happen.

And I don't want women drunk in my home. I just don't like that happen. Why women though? I just don't understand. Because of the fact that I've been, I've had to stand trial before, you know? So for me, my heart is already like, I'm already so scared. I get it. I get it.

It is earned PTSD. It's earned sexism through PTSD. I don't mean sexism. Well, it absolutely is. But I'm saying it's earned. It is prejudice, I guess, but it's like I just don't like people. I don't like, because a girl can just say anything. And we witness this directly.

I'm telling you it's okay, Kingston. It's like, oh, man. Kingston, it is sexist. It is fine. But it's okay. Kingsen, I'm going to go to your house and get shit-faced and you're not going to be able to do anything about it. Me? Yeah.

I'll kick you out. No, I'll say there. I'll kick you out. I'll break your windows. And he's going to tell the cops that you raped him. While you're drunk, I'll put you in a trash can and I'll take you somewhere far. A trash can. You'll wake up.

You'll be like, he's in there, you know? He's in there. Oh, he said that? Putting somebody in a trash can while they're drunk as shit on trash day is crazy. That is crazy. You're like, there's a 50 shot. You just killed them. And the pressman don't even put attention to know, they're fucking shit.

Oh, they're not. They're upset by the smell. So fucking heavy. God fucking damn it punches the fucking trash can. What's crazy. What's crazy to me. Putting acid in it. Those pranks that people would pull where they would like put somebody out.

on like a like a like inflatable furniture on like a pool or something while they were asleep drunk insanity that shit is crazy that's not funny i feel like that like the fact that that even made it in like movies and shit i'm like bro come on guys is this not fucking funny yeah it's not oh that type of shit like gags could be funny but like it's gotta be super lighthearted taking somebody when they're in a state that they're vulnerable like have you ever been in a pool while you're drunk it's really scary uh i don't think i've ever been in a pool i was drunk i don't know if i think any time that i get drunk i make it a point specifically not to be swimming or doing it. I've been in Joe's pool drunk is shit and it's I've been scared. I've drank around pools but I don't think I've ever gotten shit face right. Yeah, I think they're yeah. Yeah, no. It's mostly my stuff's boring. I did a couple of dumb things but it was

it was more like oh I'm never doing that again or sometimes I feel like I like I feel like I've been spiked before just because I felt weird and I didn't drink that much. I drank I was like drinking some other people's shit. You felt weird. Woke him in a bathroom, spy behind him. He passed out. Woke him again three. guys behind him passed out woke up again on a set passed out walked out his bed i told you i was at a

party one time where um uh i don't remember if i think it might have been the same night where somebody brought a gun i was fucked up because i was drinking somebody else is like for a local and they might i think they put something in it they spiked themselves in a pit bull they were like that's what they can handle whatever they were drinking i wouldn't and then a pit bull bit my foot because i had uh flip-lops on did you bite the pit bull i was too fucked up i was too fucked up I was, I was, I was, so, I was, like right in the nape of his neck, like hard. And you put it down, and the dog is completely tranquil.

If I was, if I was, I would have, I would have fought the dog if I was not drunk. Because that, I understood why it did it, because I was the only one wearing flip flops. So it just, it was just like fair game. You, you! My fucking foot. And I was like, awesome. Did you make them kill it? Can you imagine?

I'm like, call the cops, make it put it down. No, but that, whoever was only, it was. that place. It was chaos. The guns were, it was crazy. Um, the second time I ever party, because I was in Norwalk. And the second time I went to Norwalk again, another party. I was, I brought um, uh, knuckle, I brought brash knuckles with me because I was like this, I don't, and of course I didn't do it again because the shit broke out again. Again, there was another thing. And I was like, dude, I'm not, I'm never partying Norwalk again. That's too fucked up. That's, that's the LA parties, man. He's the late parties are just like, I don't like he's, yeah,

every time. Never. You go there. You go there, and there's so many girls and there's so much music and food and like that and it's like why are you guys ruining this just go have fun it's supposed to be fun just go have a good time that's it people show up like on edge they're like waiting for and i'm like what do you like you like you see like on the corners people are dancing and on the edges there's people like shaking and shit just fucking katsuia fucking kassia just wakasia just waiting there too this kazia did show up money man kazi too not even regular It's stupid. All right, we good.

Yeah, let's read the names and get the fuck out of here. Before we go, though, it is, it's, um, is it May? No, it's 20, it's about a night right now. It's about to be. It's about to be May. Yeah. It's gonna, I'm not gonna say it. VidCon.

Oh, that's happening? It is in June. Oh, no. We have to go this year. We probably should go. We're going this year. Is anybody going? Do we know anybody who's going?

I think Jay's going to be there. Jay Aubrey. I'm pretty sure of me is going to be there. I don't know if we can say that. that they're going to be there yet, though. Oh, why would you say it then? You got to bleep it out. What?

No, you... All right. Well, whatever. I mean, whatever. We'll... I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I've put it off for like many, many years at this point.

COVID kind of threw it under the bus a little bit. The cadence got a little weird. I'll be there. I'll be there, too. I got to start fucking reconnecting with these people. I just hope it's not. I hope it's not early June. That's it.

It probably will be. Really? I mean, I get back from Hawaii on the 29th. So what? Wait, who cares? I don't want to go on another place, I'm legally, but if I have to have to do. Wait, you're going to Hawaii today and you're going to be back the same day. That's great.

I go back to Hawaii today. I come back to 29. I'll be back on the 29. What's the point? That's such a waste of time. I can't do that, actually. So I'm going to look into it, but like this is a pretty good chance that I'll be there. I've been putting it off for a long time.

Ew. you got to go too dude I well you know I guess no you have to if I'm going you have to go to he says that as if he's gonna go I have to go I'm pretty sure

I'm gonna go I'm gonna go how many times twice you said that was going to happen twice look you know what I'm also thinking about it in the in the sense of like it will be different when I think about it because like first of all Logan Paul was running around

I was so annoyed by that he was like they're jumping in like I was like, get the, this gross. And then there was all these weirdos, like, following us and shit. Yeah, yeah. So, like, it's not going to be like that. It's going to be a very, very different situation, I think. Probably won't even go to the con, to be honest with you.

But, like, yeah, I stopped in there once. Yeah, there's no real reason. I didn't know. I didn't understand. I was like, where is, I don't, what is this? At least for one day I'll go there. And I know, we also live near it. You live particularly near it, too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For, for, for, also, I was going to get Airbnb probably there for, like, the weekend. Yeah, we'll just, we'll figure something out. All right. Yeah, I guess so. But, yeah, I don't know. We'll see how that goes.

I don't know when it is. I got to look it up. But anyway, yeah, we're going to read our $25 and up patrons now. Is that a methcon? Methcon? Fuck, I wish.

Methcon 5. So many overdoses. Like, like, 3, 400 overdoses. It's crazy. It's crazy. People are superhuman strains

because they're just so methed out and shit. One guy is getting shot. It's like the Black Panthers soon. It's fucking. He's reinforced. I would terrify me and I'd be like I guess I'm getting on meth now because that's crazy. You get like you get to that level. It's like you meth.

It's like in the game when you overdo something and you get like a powerboat from it. You're like you're about to die that you take one more long line of meth and you're like, ah. I like it. I'll try it. Method man. All right, count me down. I'm going to read the age of $25 on a patrons now. Two.

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Oh right The C4 energy drinks Yeah C4's like a jockey branch your one? Yeah, there's everything. They have a bunch of brands.

I don't drink them. I don't drink any drinks in the first place, but like, yeah, that's a good point. They, they disconcerted me.

I'm kind of like toned down so I haven't like these V8 ones have a little bit of caffeine in it. Yeah. Instead of like, you know, doing, like I haven't had a monster

or anything adjacent to it a long time. That's because I need to stay up actually. Uh, yeah. Did it work for you? Uh, yeah. I feel like,

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That uses his voice box as a speed bag. I get married. Yeah, I don't do that. I have to. She deserves it. He sounds thrilled. It's all about her. It is all about her, unfortunately.

I was trying to fucking sell them. I didn't want to do anything special. They were like, well, you shouldn't do that special? And I was like, why don't you fucking idiots shut the fuck up? It's my and her wedding. You're like, you should do something big. And it's like, no. You're married behind an alley.

I'll get married to her. Nobody said that. Nobody was saying that. They were saying that Lily wants that clearly. Lily wants that. And I'm like, why? And you don't care about what your wedding is going to be.

So it should be whatever she's going to. As long as she pays for it. Exactly. Yeah, she can pay for it. No, she's not. It's going to be me.

It's going to be both of us. And we could just take this money and go somewhere. Doesn't she make significantly more money than you? She makes quite a bit of money. So. Because I can't, I can't be my wedding and I'm not paying any of it. That's your problem

That's not fair That's not If I was dating somebody He was making a lot more money You're paying for this So this is how it's going So So uh

Uh Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Jojo wants to go to the movies on the weekend And she wants to see something

that I, I really don't care about Because I don't care about The movies that much But she's like, it's automatic. She's like, I got it

Because it's her thing. I understand that But a wedding is not This not her thing technically. It kind of is. It's not It's not. It's not.

Because if it was up to you You wouldn't be doing that. I understand that. But I still decided to be with her. And I decided to get engaged to her. I could have did what I was doing before, guys. And I could have just not got engaged to her. I could have got engaged to her.

And everybody would have judged. You guys not engaged yet. Like everybody did. People weren't taking issue with you not having a big wedding. But they were taking issue with is that you were having a wedding and you weren't going to have an open bar, which to me is pointless. I don't even want to have a wedding. Right. I understand.

That's the thing. Never mind. I want it to be people sit down. I wouldn't show up to a wedding. Exactly. This is what bothers. Why? I don't drink a lot, but I'm going to get fucking plastered.

Why? Why? Because it's an excuse. I'm not going to drink at my own wedding. Why don't I have a fucking open bar? It's just, I want to say I do to her and then fucking go. We leave.

That's fine. Alcohol poisoning at your wedding for the first time. If you die, you die, it's not a problem. All right. Stay fair. Then it's on. I have definitely. I have definitely been invited to.

weddings and not gone specifically because there's like we're not doing an open bar. I was like all right. That's time not going. Like why the fuck would I? That's so insane. I'm only here to fly home. I'm going to fly to New York to go to your fucking wedding and it's and it's I'm going to also pay for my drinks. The fuck? I'm not going to I'm not going to go in. I'm very okay with no one showing with my wedding. I'm very okay with it just being like yeah. You're okay with that. Lily's not okay with that. It's fucking pussy. That's why.

Insane. I'd be fine. I'm never like, are you going to have a bar? No, but all right, we're not gonna make it up like that's awesome have a blessed rest of your day and be able to get married or like all right cool we're married now let's go to fucking Tokyo for fucking three weeks and have a great time there yeah I mean that's what it should be it should be but let me go live my fantasy and become kingy door where I duct tape two fucking

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while I was waiting this random guy is walking with the Chucky doll he's just has that Chucky doll Like a fucking In front of the train station In the Union Station

So while I'm waiting for the Uber to show up A guy crosses the street And he has a chucky doll Just open open with like I'm like okay Dude No it's I could because my first thought

It was like it has to be for like a kid or something But it just The way he's carrying it dangling by the foot too It just I was like what was that That's a lot to handle man Yeah

And what was that What was he going to do with that doll And I just remind us me of that right now. I was like, oh my God. Jesus Christ. How weird. Releasing Leopardet 3, but it's just a carbon copy of Leopardet 2, except this time the gunskin jam. DeFourbitt is just young and stupid.

Just a stupid young man that lost his temper. Is that? No. Is that? No, he's not. They're trying to talk about me fucking the Chris Brown thing. It's not the same. No, no, no. It is kind of the same. That's awesome. Okay. That's your opinion. It is not that dissimilar. It's quite different.

In what way? Chris Brown was one with a woman. that was of age. Okay. We don't know that. And then, and then two, didn't murder her.

Sure, but like, the shot porn part we don't know about. He tried. No, no about. Oh, yeah, we can't, yeah.

We don't know about that. We haven't looked at his stuff. Turn up the music that cut the song just came on. Damn! I'm not jerking my homies off. I am selfish O'T.

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go ahead. I blow my nose, man. Yeah, go ahead. He's getting fucking out of control. Whatever, man.

I'm a generous laugher. What the hell? What is that? It's a streamer I follow on Twitch TV. What is going on? That is amazing. It's a titty streamer. Oh,

please get a picture of this? That is such a crazy fucking thing. That is the fact of your. That is a thing. It is crazy. That is so awesome. What a crazy fucking thing. It's a titty streamer.

It is a titty streamer. I forgot I followed this person. It popped up on his watch, dude. But why is it popping up like that? I don't understand. There's a situation. They're going live. Oh, so it's a notifying.

Oh, no. This might be. I actually don't even know this person. This is just a suggestion. This is actually a suggestion. I'm actually innocent. You just get tit suggestions. on your phone. That is wild. Your watch

spams you with fucking tin. For Twitch is a Twitch Titty streamer. And I got a suggestion for it. I was like, did I did I follow this person? That's crazy. What's her at? What's her at? I don't know. Check right now. Big booby gamer? Probably. Large breasted bitch. That's not respectful. That's not respectful

at all. My large chess, I guess. I don't know. That's wild. That is not. Send me that. Send me that. I need to do the investigation. That is so funny. Dude, it Puck. There's a huge tits on your fucking I saw that too.

It's insane. Oh, my God. The one person I follows even live, so I'm like, they just suggested a bitch with big titties at me. Who? Who? Twitch. Like, who's the person? Her name.

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That is like, come here. Dude, dude, we've ruined the concept of piss. Because I was, it's a weird line in fairness, but I was playing the Saboteur earlier. And he was saying, he was like, oh, you got to, you got to go, you got to go blow up this thing. And he's like, that'll be a piece of piss. first of all A crazy line But all I could think of is the fact that

There's a piss joke in this You guys got ready to check the time a quick Juan The chosen That's just for us Can you Can you even follow her It's a suggestion

I'll see what time it is right now Yeah Jesus Christ Let's see if they can get it slightly. If you can, if you, if you zoom in, you might be able to steal it on my wrist. I'm so, I'm so unbelieved. Like, they really suggest that to me. That's crazy.

They did that. God damn. Who am I following like that? See, this is why I don't wear that watch anymore. That's not why. It is. No. That can get you in trouble, man.

Yeah. The amount of trouble that you know, they know what I look at. They're listening to me, bro. They are. They see my Instagram, mom is like, hmm, I linger on a post too long. I'm like, I got to go, though. I got to leave you. I can't be here.

You know what's funny? He's like, you saw it, you called it out? I saw it out of the peripheral, and I thought I saw tits on his phone, on his watch. But I was like, there's no way I saw it. There's no. I just like, I completely censored myself. Because I was like, there's no way there's what's happening.

Why would there be tits on watch? Yeah. I didn't even know you could do that. I didn't either. I didn't know they would show. I'm not going to lie. It's a suggestion. That's what makes me fucking intrigued me a little bit.

Because it's like, now I can put. dumb shit on there. Just have my watch on and they just have like like some fucking like balls it's your dick it's my dick is over the watch

the thing's over the watch we just sold that's so mean then you move your dick off the watch it's your balls that is like we just sold we just sold Derek on the concept

of Apple watch you kind of did how am we got a smart watch tonight I had a friend I had a friend like he was fucked up you know the flip phones

yeah so like he would like ask for something. It only worked once, obviously. But he saved a picture of his dick on the flip phone. But I forgot what he asked. You'd open it up and you'd see his dick. And I'm like, you're a fucking piece of shit. That has to be sexual assault in some sort of way. Probably. Probably. Where it's like, yo, would you mind grabbing the fucking... It's flashing. It's digital flashing kind of. Grabbing the spam for me and it's just in there there's his fucking bare asshole as balls.

What do you have pictures of that's duct taped in your fucking cupboard? What is wrong with you? Asshole shitting. It looks like it's coughing. It's like, who took this picture? I don't think I'd be friends with somebody. It's so high-deaf, too. You think you remain friends with somebody if they did that? If they did what?

If they, like, tricked you with a picture of their asshole shitting. That is really funny. But it's also like, dude, you got to find out what you do with your time. I don't think I could do it. I don't know. Because I don't find that, I don't find that gross out stuff. Funny. On an interpersonal level.

Right. I think it's funny to see, like, I think it's funny to see. If I had a view that situation. It's funny to see in a vacuum. It's funny to see like, like that shitting dick nipples drawing. You know what I mean? That shit's crazy. But like, I don't know.

I don't need to see my friend's asshole shitting. I'd be pretty upset. I would have to sit down. Like, you thought it was going to be like a ha ha ha ha he moment? Would it be more upsetting if it was like, would it be more upsetting if it was like your best brofriend, you're a best. like lady friend. My best female friend said a picture of her shitting.

I'd be like, what is going on? Like what they're also? What is that? Ew. I've seen enough of my female friends assholes. They don't bother me anymore. That is,

that's you in particular. You said your female friends assholes? Look, man, I had a problem for a while. I'm not going to explore this. I dated a lot of people and then like they would, they end up being friends with them. Oh, and then they be, oh, gotcha. Okay. Okay.

Okay. You, you like, okay. You, like, okay. You actually completely. I was like, what the fuck? What did you think I meant? Why are you seeing your friends' brashholes? That is, that is, that is, ah, no, but I was like, why it's happening right now?

I'm trying to, like, like, what did you think? I was wondering how the fuck are you seeing your female friends assholes? Where was your brain going? It wasn't going anywhere. It's all these glasses. I stopped it. That's why I said, I'm not going to explore this because it sounded crazy to me, but then, okay, I get it. Right.

I get it now. Because I'm like, why, I was like, can I think of like, oh, I've seen my female friends assholes? campers, a camping character. He's like just, he has cameras in his fucking toilets. That's crazy. He has cameras in their toilet. The confidence

that someone would have to do that. It's like, they're not going to find it. They're not going to find it. Straight up regular camp quarters. That is. It's a TV scene. The screen open, with the screen open facing them. So they

see the feed. And then you just want, and then you just randomly come over one day, you grab it and leave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You knock on a door. Barges?

It was going to... Put it in your JVC bag. Yeah. So they know what you're getting. Oh my God. You put in your JVC book bag. No, I mean, I... I don't know, man.

It would upset me to see any asshole shitting, to be honest with you. Yeah. That's really what it comes down to, dude. Yeah. Fundamentally, like... At the end of the day, it really comes down to that. Assholesitting is really disappointing. Such a tom and that's a fucking sentence.

That's old thing. It's really disappointing. It's just like, this way up, V. Oh, God. What funny is that,

though? You think about, like, you can see a chick's ass, like you see her, spreading her cheeks and everything. You're like, that's hot.

And then as soon as it starts shit, it's immediately. Immediately. Oh, he's dead. He's fucking dead. It's fucked up because, like, asses are cool until they shit

and it's like, ill. It's like, ew. It's like, you love your partner alive until she fart. And you're like, oh my God, get the fuck away from me.

Never. I'll kill it. I'll kill her. I'll kill her immediately. Oh, you farted gross, dude. You're human. Get away from me. Oh, my God.

It's like saying your dog's hump and something. You're like, oh my God. Oh, you're not cute right now. I love you so much less in this moment than I normally do. It's like seeing your dog jerk off with his hand. If you, It goes,

I gotta put it down. I gotta put it down, dude, if I see the jugs actually jacking off, like, I'm putting it down. I've seen videos of dogs fucking her own faces

and I'm like, come on. What the fuck are you talking about? Like dogs sucking her own dicks, I've definitely seen videos of that. Whereas like, look at my little, no,

it's like doing the sucking motion. No, no, it's like, look at my little doggy. I love him so much. And it's, and then bha-down-now,

now it is doing that. Dogs can't suck. They're not sucking. They're pretty much face-fucking themselves. This motherfucker's seen the duck. They're like groining and groining themselves. Oh my God.

Please go. Mr. Popo and Jake. I love you so much and now you're gross. Mr. Popo and Jinks would make a Vantablack baby. It makes me really happy to hear one of you make a joke and then the other two take it in a completely different direction. That's what's fun. Yeah, man.

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What are you guys? I don't even know what you're focusing on I got I was like, the honest thing of the world that starts shitting. Oh. I really fucking tickled me. You're like, oh, what's up?

And then immediately like, oh. Oh, ew! It's like, an immediate frown. You know that meme. The worst thing ever else. The perspective meme where there's like the happy guy staring at the, the, the scenery.

And then he's on the bus or the train. And he's staring at the wall, at the wall. Like, even though it's fucking, he just needs to turn around. And that's kind of how that is because you're like But they're both assholes Yeah, they're both assholes And this guy staring at the fucking nice

And then this is a shitting assholes It's like the difference between It's like you know how in like theater They have like the happy and sad mass Yeah Yeah It's like that's the degree of difference It's being a butthole

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