The Snark Tank - #406: Residents that are Evil

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

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Welcome to the snortech. You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeting sit back in some glazing glory. Spanish culture is the queer shit, that's homophobic, man. It's incredibly queer, yeah. The Jamaicans, though, we can't have that. Jamaican would rather die. You got straight man going like this.

What are you doing? Is that particularly gay? I mean, it's not. particularly strange. If you go back in time... Can you imagine Macho Man Randy Savage doing this?

I can. I feel like he's done that actually. Look at me. Look at me. I'm gay. It's usually that. And I feel like Macho Randy Savage was probably gay.

If Macho Man Randy Savage was like look at me, brother, I'm gay. That's Hulk Hogan, I think, probably. Ew, I like men. I'm gay. You love men, brother. It's like them together. He was really...

Yeah, penis, brother. What's funny is, his macho man and savage was like very not a jackass guy. Like, he was, he was all, droids and everything, but he was famously, like, very nice. He was good dude. He had a large heart. He had a very...

Don't say that. Don't say that. I like him a lot. Very large heart. I meant it metaphorically. He's my favorite. He's actually my favorite out of all that time of wrestlers. Really?

Yeah. He's by far my favorite. He had sick drip. He also had these, like, dude, he has these pictures that he took on the beach, like these rocks on the beach where he's, like, it looks like he's pontificating. And he's just like, it just looks so elegant. He's squeezing fucking sand into glass sculptures.

My favorite is Ray Mysterio. I love Ray Mysterio. He's like a classic. The fish bowl. What did you say? I'm sorry. What did you say? What'd you say?

The ball. Ray Mysterio is a Mexican, not Mysterio from the comics. They're pretty sure it's the same thing. I love Eddie Guerrero because of the fucking I lie. I cheat, I steal shit. That I had little kids saying that little. I was like four years. I'm like, I lie.

I cheat. I steal. And I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah. That was a catchphrase. That was a catch phrase. Of course. He had a large heart as well.

Yeah, he had a large heart. and the goal Chris Benoit Let's not forget The Grisbeenois The Wolverine dude That fucking He's gonna Welcome to Star Trek Tank

Podcast That's his son Have you seen his son that survived He looks like him Dude, it sucks It's sad He's crazy He looks way too much like

Is he active? I think he was trying But people are probably like Ooh They can't have another one of those in here Yeah we can't Like this guy is still trying to What's crazy?

It's unfortunate when someone... It's being like, that nigga was crazy. It's unfortunate when somebody looks like, like, specifically like themselves without, without a feature that you can help. You know how like Adolf Hitler has like the mustache? Yeah. And so like if like Adolf Hitler's kid had the mustache, it would be a problem. But he could just shave it and suddenly doesn't look that much like Hitler.

Right. Chris Ben Waters, you know what I mean? Like if you look like, if you look like him, it's kind of it. It's like Bragg Lesnar's daughter is like you just unfortunately. Oh man. It's Brock Lesnar with the fucking wig. It's crazy. It's really unfortunate.

It's like, man. Dude, I saw, I saw her boyfriend and, like, I was like, oh, he's just getting fucked. Like, he's getting fucked. Is he a petite fella? He's actually kind of thick, but he's pudgy. He's taller than her, but pudgy. How old is Brock Lesnar's daughter? She's in college.

She's in college. And so, like, I wouldn't be saying that ever like, oh, let's talk about her fucking some. Right, right, yeah. I don't know. I don't know these people. She looks like a weapon, dude. Yeah. They're all, it sucks, though.

They're all fucking, like, they're trashed though. They're all fucking drags on the ground. Oh, Lesnar, of course he's redneck trash. Of course. He likes Hulk Hogan. He likes Hulk Hogan for the wrong reasons. He likes the race. He doesn't care about anything else.

I'm a big fan of Hulk Hogan. Oh, wrestling? No. No. It's like, as an outspoken person. It's what makes me sick when I'm freaking, when Undertaker came to fucking L.A., and he rode his fucking stupid-ass, and he wrote his fucking stupid-ass, boy, so when everybody was like, this guy thinks,

all of you Mexicans should be deported. The fact that you guys are all cheering is crazy to me, he would deport all of you. You guys are stupid. Did you see that monster truck that plowed into the crowd of people? What? Where? A monster truck?

Yeah, yes. It killed like three people. It injured a bunch of others. Damn, three is kind of low. I was expecting big numbers. They were, I think they were measuring death by how much worse their life is off now. But you have to consider,

that like these people, these are people watching monster trucks. They are watching monster trucks. So, like, there's a lot of them are ostensibly dead. Chris, Chris, in the middle of the night last night, you sent us a fucking real of a guy being like, I'm drunk and instead of driving my car back home, I'm going to ride my bike. And he fell off the bike and scraped the fuck out of his legs and he sounded like a fucking transformer box. Oh, is that the guy?

Did I send you that? Wait, that might have been me. Was it you? That might have been me? I didn't see that. I saw it. I was like, what the people? I was laughing hysterically.

The guy. He was like, oh. I was laughing and sturgling I normally don't like that shit but the sounds he was making He was transforming It's like that classic grape lady She's like crushing the grass

It's just crazy I saw a video of a dude getting kicked In the back of the head by a bowl And there's like a flap A skin that flies up I'm like bro It is so intense At the same times

I like videos like that Because like I can't feel bad for you You're fucking with bowls. He's like, sands himself, right? Remember this, but we gotta put this video away. I love this video. Because he goes a while.

It's like, you half expect him to, like, be gone by the end of it. You know what I mean? Like, he's like he's been grated like cheese? What's crazy, if you pay close attention, he scraped up, but then there's one point where it's just like deeply red, where like, all of, that is gone.

Yeah. His skin's gone. He's gonna have to try it. Oh my God. Like, look at how fast he's right. I don't understand

why he fell, though. He probably, he probably cleared a football field on his arm. It is insane. I don't understand

what he, like, when you look at the motion because he looks still. Because he's like still, and then he slightly turns and his falls. I don't understand

what happened. He was, Derek, it's called gravity, bro. He's got pulled over. Like, did he have,

do you think he had like a, like a minor stroke or something? I think someone threw a bruise like in his smoke. Dude, I felt bad dude. I put my brother, well, my brother he fucked with me a lot when I was young.

So I don't actually, I don't feel bad when I think about this. But he was riding his bike and I threw a newspaper in his fucking smokes. And it got all caught in the fucking gears. It was so funny. And it's like, what the fuck? Bro, it was, we had a completely disassembling

to get all the newspaper out. We had to take it up for. So, like, what I think it was, it was, at the time, I was like, oops, because, like, it was too. I didn't think it was going to, like, get torn and then get caught all in the gear. What did you think was going to happen, Derek? I thought it was going to be tough enough to just, like, stop it, you know? And, like, yeah, you'd probably fall, which would be good. That thing has done a lot.

Dude, I have scars from that, from that dude. He was a, he reminded me of, what's his name of, Voldo? Yeah. Someone, a person reminding him of Voldo is scary. The way he would fight, like, when we would have disagreements, like, usually siblings, maybe will throw blows, push each other. This motherfucker was scratching. He threw a jewel seaty, jewel case.

He tried to blind me one time. And I was like, Nick, you literally tried to blind. Like, I couldn't believe. Like, we're flesh and blood at the end of the day. We can fight, but like, you're actually trying to like. You didn't have any big brother siblings. Handicat me. I had my cousin.

No. Tragic clip. But my. Crazy. My cousin, one of the time I was sleeping. and I remember I took his Xbox and I was using it and then like it got the red ring

and he couldn't decipher why it happened he thought it was because of me before everybody was looking shit up so he came in the bedroom while I was sleeping one time grabbed me by my ankles and tried to swing me out the room and throw me

and I hit the doorframe and I remember just being like I remember just being confused I hit the door like you can make or something that did I know I remember I remember it happening hitting the doorframe

like part of my stomach went out the room but not me what do you mean because it's like literally I he like swung like you know the dragon Is that that video of the dude I showed you

hitting the dog against the fence? Yes Like it's gonna be a deep throwback The dragon throw from Dragon Ball Zibutakai Where Goku grabbed someone by the foot And spins them He did that with both my ankles And then started attacking me

And I just all I could do Was call for my grandma Because I was like what the fuck Because he was, he was maybe 17, I was like 14. And I was, I was just puzzled. That's a really bad differential. Because that's when you're, like, you're getting like testosterone strength. And it's like, I don't have that yet.

I'm right. I still like playing with toys. What's going on? And I remember my dog biting him for doing that. Hell. Yeah. It was like, dude, it was a girl. But she was like, dude, we were sleeping, my nigga.

Like, what do you do it? You got maddie. You miss Jenner, my dog. Don't miss Jenner, my dog. That's my home. Excuse me. You like that dog a little too much, bro. It's my best friend.

Right. I'm just saying. It's my family, bro. I don't know what you do with that dog. It's his best friend is somebody who doesn't have a choice. So what? I bought you. You have to be my best friend.

So your cousin, like, meticulously plan this assault. My cousin was a real fighter. Like, not like, he was like, I mean, if you were a real fighter, you wouldn't do that. Yes, you would. That's a tactical advantage. What do you mean? That's usually like, I guess the thing that he's a war fighter. When he saw the, he's a warrior.

He's a warrior. When he saw the Red Ring of Death, he was, he was a warrior. he was like I'm gonna kill him later like that's crazy to do because like he was going to be interesting

like you know like my brother when he attacked me it was instantaneous no he was he was like the idea that he sat there he turned his Xbox on he got the red wig and then he tried it

and he turned it off turned it on again saw it happen again and then it waited. He waited for you to sleep. Sat in that same position for six hours. Didn't eat,

didn't it was just waiting for your rim sleep too. He waited. When I'm really asleep. You're staring at your eyelids waiting for them to dart around? Got him. Got him. Jackpuzz. That guy.

That is crazy. I can't say things I've never been attacked in my sleep. I've been, I've attacked him in his sleep before too. Oh, well. I've definitely done the before? Before? No, not before this.

Oh, after. So you got him back. That's what I'm going to detect. You got him back. That's how you learned it. He learned the rules of engagement. Because he was the kind of kid where he was an angry kid. And my grandma was like, oh, I'm going to put him in a resource that's going to help him with his anger.

Did it help? No, he started taking Muay Thai and he learned how to fight. Oh, it got way worse. And I was like, oh, this is worse now. Now he's a weapon. He should have been in like chest or something. He should have been in like, like, fucking experimental dance and some shit like that. Something like that has no anger.

She put him in Moytai. He just learned how to fight proper. I love it. He just wanted to fight more. He didn't fight in school anymore. It was like you could probably get in serious trouble. But he beat the fuck out of me. And like street fights.

He'd be like, oh, you want to fight, I guess. He was like, he was the cousin that would always win the bar fights with the uncles. Yeah. Whereas like,

you know, little kids would have this little kid fighting gravel pit and he would win. And mom was like, yo, this guy's a fucking man. I'm like, he's a man. He beat up his younger cousin for like a half an hour.

And you guys got drunk and danced. Yeah. Like, Pagents. Like, going on. It's dangerous to get in fights nowadays, man, because so many people actually not a fight. Oh, no, the hammer.

So many people, fuck it. The hamper. That's it. I'm shooting you. I'm fighting you. The moment you take a stance, I'm up, I'm upping my tool. Why do you want to choose someone? Because I can't tell.

I know you're not. And I refuse. You're not afraid to take a beating, though. So why would you want to choose someone? Because I don't know when you're, I don't know who you are. That's the amount of time I've seen people just pointlessly. die. For dumb shit, yeah.

From just like getting involved in like some stupid standoff. Yeah. You know, like, I've seen people, I've seen people agri who are guns and I'm like, bro, just kill him. Dude. Dude. Just killed this guy. In Albuquerque just like a couple weeks ago, a dude got a new motorcycle so excited

showing off his homie outside of his house. Road rage. A chick and a dude fucking pull over and start shooting at each other. Dude showing off the motorcycle gets shot in the head. That's so tragic No, that's not there. Bro, look at this, man, 750 C. He's so happy.

He's so happy. And he's just done because two people. He rode that motorcycle twice. Maybe only once, bro. He rode it home from the dealership. He rode it to that place to show his friends. And he was like, I'm going to ride this home today. He gave me a chance to do that.

That is so scary. That's why you don't buy. That's why Say it with me That's why you don't Ride motorcycles That is the That's the lesson

From this Don't fuck the motorcycles It's so fucking horrible You couldn't do anything Mining his business Stuff like that is You can't tell me God is real

You know You can't tell me God is real Like that You genuinely can That guy is straight up Mining his own business Like how are you gonna tell

Be like There's just a bellowing God When there are kids In fucking Palestine That are just going to a bathroom. And then boom.

God with his popcorn just saw that shit. He just spit his drink out. That was crazy. You see that shit? He see that shit, Peter? I think all the time. He spends out more drink than he positively could have dry. It's just a fucking.

I think there's a video I think about all the time of, I think I showed it to you years and years ago. I think it's in like Brazil or like in South America. It's two people on the stoop. Right? And one dude's just like, he's just reading the news. and the other guy's next to him and the other guy next to him

gets riddled with bullets just shot like sunny at the toll boot and the guy next to him's like he's just like it's just a Tuesday and it is the grainiest it's like before AI I just know I know it's real and it's like

what the fuck is this world how can you be so how can you not even flinch that happening next thing but then there's also things where I've seen of like people in their house and lightning comes through their skylight and strikes and kills them.

That's an act of God. And I'm like, and I'm like, is it so, is it so, is it proof that God's not real that things that randomly can happen? Or is it proof that there is something up there that's making a choice that's something like that happened? Either way.

I got to go with the former. I got to go with the former. It's got to be either, right? Either way, it's like, what the fuck is happening here, dude? Like, what's going on? If that could happen and, you know, our Lord and Savior is benevolent,

why is this not happen to some world leaders? Why are they always unscathed? They're going to get their comeuppings in the Or they're damnation, dude. Yeah. That's going to happen. Imagine a lightning boat. Think of it like this.

Lightning is caused in the upper parts of the stratosphere. Yeah. Lightning coming down and then in that window is crazy. That means it had to take turns. I really got you and strike somebody. Got you. It is crazy. That really, yeah.

I don't know, man. It's like being able to bend the hammer of Don. It's like, what the fuck are you doing, man? It's like, oh, he comes down. Ben the hammer of a steep curve. That's the next. Gears 7, they need to have technology where you can now really curve the hammer of dawn. I feel like that's so morbid. That's so crazy.

Like, you have so morbid. I'm still waiting. For that day? Yeah, man. Yeah, what the hell? Where is the any time? Is it in a month or something? There's going to be like it.

There's going to be something in the next. Well, that's going to be. There's gonna be like a showcase in like a month or two. Yeah, I was like, there has to be. But I'm waiting for it because I'm just like I'm curious. Because I feel like on one hand, I'm like that's just, it's gonna look like gears at war. You know what I mean? Like can you imagine if it looks like God of War or whatever?

The camera's really close up and it's like weird. You know what I mean? Do you think they're gonna change it? There's no fucking God of War looks. There's no way. Because Gears is kind of iconic the way it looks. Yeah, no, there's no way they're going to change it. It's like further away third person, but it's still definitely third person.

I think God of War is more centered on the body mass of the character. than gears is. Yeah. But it's very similar. It's very similar shots. It almost might as well be first person. Like with God of War. Even like because the camera is so tight.

It's so tight. It's so tight that like legitimately they have to give you a warning to dodge when something's coming behind you. I guess that's true. Because you can't see anything. So it's close enough to where I'm like now I'm not arguing to do it because it would still limit his combos and shit. But like that's one thing that I, that's my criticism for first person. I was like, give me. what was the

Parkour one? Mirror's Edge. I want somebody to test that out. Give me a Kratos gear set or a move set and I want to see how it's done in first person. I want to see shit.

Have you ever seen there's like people they mod a first person perspective into like Spider-Man? No. And it is the most nauseating fucking and all the jumps seeing

like what the fuck's happening? I want to see that. It makes you realize how nauseating being Spider-Man would be. He would truly be. He has to have some sort of special equilibrium. Because if he did it, he would just be vomiting and falling all over the place.

Dude, crashing in the fucking random windows. One regular swing would fucking completely make me nauseous. Just one. Your guts would sink to the bottom of your pelvis. And you'd immediately be sick. Like, that's why people were like mad at him for the second game. I was like, guys, he was getting beat up that whole second game. There's a moment where he hits, he hits like the side of a fucking, like a brick structure on a fence.

and he for real grabs his back. It's like a little rock wall outside of a house. He grabs his back and it's the saddest. It's such a painful image. I didn't do that on purpose because that part is no. He gets hurt a lot, but that part is noticeable. He gets hurt and he falls over and hold his back. And I'm like, guy, he's been getting beat up a whole day.

He got possessed by an alien and been getting jumped for hours, bro. Let my man breathe. A fridge falls on him. A fridge falls on in that game? A fridge does fall. He gets slammed into a friend and he gets slammed into a, fridge by Venom and they're like he didn't throw that fit off him out. I completely forgot that Wolverine

is out this year too. It's like a few months actually which is crazy because it's like... October, right? Or something like that, September? It's early fall and it's like we haven't seen anything about that at all. Well, that whole game leaked like years ago. Oh yeah, when they first show it. Yeah, it was a huge insomniac hack?

But was it like actual footage leak? Or was it just like... Yeah, a lot. Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't see any of it. I like... I remember people making fun of it because there was like a whole sequence in it where like Wolverine's like there's like a smell of kind of mechanic. You're like smelling around. Yeah.

And you're tracking with your nose and it looks stupid, it looks really, it looks really dumb. Especially in early alpha footage. Someone shit their pants. Someone shit their pants here, Bob. There's a black person here.

There's like, how do you know? Colossus just shot his pants. There's a shade butter. There's a shade butter. And shit. And shit. Wolverine understands it is a particular sense

of white who would never bring it up. He's like, I'll never talk about it. He won't, he won't say what it is. He'll never talk about it. That's crazy. He hates it, but he won't say.

Yeah. He's fucked some black pussy, dude. I don't know, man. He's like, he's got around. I like the old universe where he fuck Storm, though. He fuck Storm in the main universe more than once, too. Which is crazy doing that, because I know Black Panther would drown him probably. Why?

That is my queen. That why? Are they married? Are they involved at all? They were married. Storm and Black Panther? Of course. The two blacks.

Well, he is just like, let's put them together. We have to. They're black. I like the relationship, but it was like, oh, these are the two Negroes. Yeah. Let them, let them go be Negroes together. At least it was like, okay, Black Panther, obviously. I don't necessarily know her politics, even though she's like a queen, but, you know, it makes

sense that at least he would go after her. That at least makes sense. Yeah. She's a fucking goddess effectively. Yeah. It would take dozens of countries to stop me from pursuing her. Yeah, that's, I would. Or one Israel.

I just. Or one focused. One really, like, one Israel on its game. Yeah. Could just stop me. Yeah, it'd be a back and forth. It would be back and forth. The Iron Dome would be threatened, for sure.

He'd be like, he's making advances, but, like, we got him, you know. They would send, they would send their special, they would send Israeli missiles at you, and they would hit you, and there would be a little bit of give. But ultimately, you would sick up. It's like kid boo with freaking Goku. It's immediately when I was thinking of it. That shit was crazy He pushing it back. I was like, dude, the spirit bomb

Almost failing again was crazy. Yeah. I was like, niggil, what is the point of this? He's got to get a better attack. It is a bad attack. It fails often. And if it doesn't go right, it's incredibly dangerous. Right.

So like it's, yeah, yeah. It failed against Freezer. Vegeta. It failed against, that's a spirit ball, but yeah. Well, I mean, it's the same thing. Is it not? Just a small one It is

Because remember He was in a crillin used there Remember Curlin He was like Curlin come here my nigga He was like Let's go go

And he was like Here take this And he was like What the fuck What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck go go He holds it

He blows up He blows up He blows up He's back Until he's like Oh sorry Sorry Sorry

Sorry Sorry Sorry Krillin, pulling up and apologizing for it. It's so stupid. Oh, man. Oh, my God. He does it on, uh, once he does he do it on using it on, um, that's, that's it.

That's it. Well, does he try it on sell? No. No. No, he's tried on cell. Why don't I remember that? Because if you played the video game. I used it on cell up.

You used it on cell up. You used to, uh, didoria. Did you, uh, didoria? Didoria? Isn't the Doria, like, the pink thing? The dorian is the adrogynous. That Vegeta. It's Zarvon and Dodoria.

It's like, Freezes, like, right hand. Like, that's a, they're both fucking gay. Dude, no. They're both gay. Dadoria is a woman. I'll just respect.

Like, Zarbons definitely gay. Zarbons is a gay man. Dadoria is clearly a lesbian, I think. It looks like it, but I'm also like. Name ends in A. Yeah. Ah.

It is, is pink. I just, the only thing is ugly. Woman. The only problem that, like, usually when it comes to those things is, uh, in cartoons.

they always to differentiate men and women, they draw tits. That's usually what they do. So that's why I'm still not sure about Tidios. I have something. I have something. I have something. Do you think that American, do you think that we fear gay people, not we, but the royal way? Because so much of early androgyny was exemplified particularly by Friza's forces.

Like the Giniu force was kind of gay. They were doing the gay little dances Zarbun and Dodoria They're like unequivocally like Friza whatever That is Friza himself Whatever that is

Everybody else is like You know Goku Vagita All these people are like unequivocally like You know what they are The Ocean Dub had an even more feminine voice for Friza Yeah It's like ooh Ooh

That's what gay people sound like to be at guys I'm freezer. That is so problematic. What do you mean? That's my impersonation of the ocean dubbed freezing. You can go look it up. Look it up. It's exactly the same.

I don't know, man. I was afraid of gay booze I thought they were like going to leave me to damnation when I was younger. But then I was like, oh, this is this straight people going to leave me the damnation too. What's the fucking point of hating these guys? I never believed that. Even when they were just said it, I was just like, that doesn't make sense. It didn't make it. It made, like, when they're telling you that this is wrong and stuff like that.

I met gay people. And I was like, this is crazy. Like, these people are chilling. That's why Freeza has so many transformations. A. How many, how many video S is they think there are of that shit? Light comes out of my eyes. Ports out of my eyes.

How many, I'm going to look that up. I'm going to look up the trans allegory for Friza. Yeah, yeah. And there's going to be like 17 videos. The trans fucking space Nazi. The space Nazi to trans pipeline, dude. Yeah. RuPaul beam.

You know, there's all sorts of like, it's, if you listen to the, the, I was You can say the lyrics. You listen to the words. You can kind of get what they're trying to say. They're trying to say the gay agenda is evil. You know what's crazy? Yeah, they are. This is not really a thing where the internet brought it up a few times.

The fact that there's so many furries that are also Nazis. Yeah, I don't know what that is. It's not really a real thing. But it's a amount that people have noticed. It's way more than you think, right? What the fuck? You would never think that. Because assuming being a furrier like, oh, you wouldn't be a Nazi too, right?

It's like, actually my first owner is a fucking. a ferret that thinks he's Hitler. Well, the whole thing about the Nazis was that they were masquerading in something that they weren't. Yeah. They're just like, we're Romans. I was like, okay. Okay.

Ew. You're one of the brown Europeans. No, quite gray. Gray. Gray. Gray. You're right. The brown Europeans, only one of those really like the Sicilians.

You know, they are. They're what they are. Arguably. Yeah. I don't know. Get them out of here. Get them out of here. Get them out of your.

Buckman's Star Tank podcast, by the way. Yeah. Half an hour in. I tried a little bit early. It's me, Chris. It's him. Derek. It's him,

Sweetie. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. Stare at him with your eyes really intently. Don't take your eyes off. Aim your eye are at me. I'll feel it.

Yeah, he'll feel it. Two days I feel pain. You really start feeling it? I don't feel good. So many people. What would you do if you said that? And like the video went live for everybody and free feeds and all that. And then your skin started to bubble the second the second it went live.

Like it's a bit of a sting to it? Yeah, yeah. If I can endure this, I'll become stronger and I'll try to do it. You're not going to. I'll get in a piping hot shower while it happens to. Piping hot. You ever maxed out your hot in the shower? Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Yeah, yeah. It's not fun. You just endure it, you know, why your skin starts like, you know, slipping away? I have actively washed my hair while it's on as hot as I can deal with. No way, dude. And I'm like, when I get out, I'm like, why did I do that? I think bads like that. I boil myself, man.

I mean, I, oh, yeah, not all the way, though, right? All the way. Not all the way. That's crazy. That's madness. All the way. It hurts, but like, it's fine. Chris,

that's so stupid. It's unbelievable. What do you mean? You do it until you can't. Like, I can wash, I can, like, wash dishes at a maximum temperature of,

like, my faucet. And then Lily turns out of it, and she screams. And I do it on purpose that she can get hurt. Like, active.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not moving. My faucet gets stupid hot. I'm like, my faucet gets stupid hot,

actually. Okay. And I'm like, skins peeling off her bones. She had her head, our hand is dark as mine. It's like a green goblin pumpkin bomb went off and hit her hand. She tried to palm. She has green bones.

It's just green bones. Damn it, Kingston. I love the joke of the dog. The dog getting hit with a powerful goblin bomb and it's a green person. The idea of a green goblin pumpkin bomb hitting a dog. It flashing and it becoming a human skeleton is top tier funny if it's not explained. If it was just seen out of pocket If they shot that scene

It would be probably my favorite bit Like is that rogue Who's that rogue? Is that rogue? Is that a dog? No wrong. Is that mystique? That's very good. Or is that just Does it make people

Is it make anything a human skeleton? We're focusing on that It would be, it would be That would be a lot of content. Unfortunately, the model road things like that can exist because everyone wants things explained then it sucks.

Because I would love if there's a movie in Star Wars where there's a fucking, there's a full on scene where there's just like, I don't know, Pam Bondi's in the Senate for some reason. And like, they refuse to explain why.

They just won't say it. And it's like, that's not. Well, they kind of did that with fucking E.T. Well, that kind of makes sense. Does it? E.T's an alien. Yeah, but not in the,

like, does that imply, that implies that they're, that's the most incredible species in the entire Star Wars universe because they've seen Earth. Yeah. Like, they've gotten to Earth from, like, however many galaxies away.

It's a long, long time. It's far far far away. So it's technically in our universe. So that's his great, great, great, great, you know, relatives. Yeah, that's one of those, that's one of the ancient teas. The ancient T's. What does he mean? Extra.

Yes. So A, E.T. Whatever. Who gives a shit? Long way back. Way, way. Ancient extra tortellini. If, if, if, E, T, E, T.

E.T. showed up to you and your friends with your little kid. How would you guys have reacted? We would have would have killed it with hammers. Have you seen that? Have you seen that meme? That's a joke where it's like, I'm telling you guys, if E.T. shot up and be my friend, you would have beat him enough with hammers. I really don't think it would have been.

Yeah. Dude, E. E.T. is so scared. Like, he is scary. You're fucking crazy. He's really not that scary. You're saying that now is like a six, four. Like adult

I have seen people That look scary to eat So have I And I have ran Yeah I didn't murder them though Yeah because they're people I wouldn't touch them I wouldn't like let my

I wouldn't let my hand Touch their bodies But I'm not like I'm not gonna kill it There was a story There was I think I I told this to Zach a long time ago But like

I remember a really early memory At the at the Westchester County Fair Where I was like walking I must have been like six Or something like that And I was walking. It was me and my family. And I was running ahead because I was so excited.

I was like skipping forward. I was excited to go to some fucking, I don't know, some hall of mirrors or whatever. And I was like, I realized I was really far ahead of my family. So I was waiting for them to catch up. And from behind two tents or like some random alley, the most deformed a little person I've ever seen walked out of the darkness said, hey, how's it going? And walked away. And it's scary. I still think about it to this day because he did not look.

it's I've seen midgets since I've seen for jeer I've seen every type of disability at this point I'm a connoisseur of that stuff I have never seen once that person's situation replicated anywhere his head was so wide his head was like where your shoulders

that's insane it was like Arnold it was fucking crazy and I was like what is that it's like Arnold and Big Ed was a person and he was like two foot six It was the scariest thing. It was scary. And then my parents, like, did you see that?

And it was like, what? And I can't tell if they were fucking with me or not. Or if I, like, imagine this. It bothers me. Still. This is going to be, this is going to be a little. I would have killed him with Hammer. This is going to be a little racially charged.

What could you possibly say? But I remember the first time I saw an Asian person actively. Oh, no. Here we go. I remember the first time I saw an Asian person. No, it's like, interesting. How could you possibly remember that? I remember the first time

because I feel like I didn't The first time I recollect seeing one then probably He probably saw one on TV Once about time And I cried But like You know what's unfortunate

I knew I knew I know I did say Breaking down The you know It's really unfortunate I feel so bad for this kid

The first Asian kid that I ever met His name And I I swear to God This is not like a bit His name Was William hung

Oh no And he's just like Oh man Got a check up on him Was it? Was it? Was it? the same movie.

Yeah, that makes perfect. That makes perfect sense. But I remember it was so unfortunate because it's not even like, you know, he was he grew up with, he was in my grade. So it was like 1993. His parents made that decision.

Just a couple years, like, within a decade of that name being like embarrassing. You know what I mean? That's like naming your kid Adolf Hitler like three years. After all that went down. Before.

Oh, no. Hitler becomes a person. It's just like, are you kidding? Damn. Yeah. You know, he's not, he's not going by William.

No, no way. They call me Will. Yeah, he's like, Will, Will, who?

I do some guy named like Jerry Zhang. Yeah, yeah, with an H. That's cool. And I was like, Zang.

Zang with an age? Because Zang is kind of an affirmation in Chinese. Is it? Yeah. How do you know that? Because I knew Asian people. Oh, you're a traitor?

Which one? Which side? I don't know. Race or country? Whatever? Yes. Well, look. What do we got?

Mandarin or the other one? I think it's Mandarin. Yeah, that's the real one. Like the oranges? Well, no, technically the candy is the real one. We don't, we don't, that's not real. That's the old. That's the ancient Chinese language more or less.

Yeah, and it's fucking, you know, get that. That's the one that look. I am not. I am not. That's the racist one. That's the one that everybody mimics. everybody mimics. Oh, is it really? Yeah. It's crazy. Can you do it right now? No. One of our Asian friends does it all the time because they know it makes me laugh and I hate it. And I'm like, please stop it. It just sounds kind of silly to me and I notice it's racist. Chinese and it goes on spills about it. It bothers me. Chinese is of all the languages I've heard, it's the one that feels the most racist to do correctly. Like when I speak Spanish like, like authentically, it doesn't feel like I'm like, it doesn't feel like I'm like, it doesn't feel like I'm like, it doesn't feel like I'm. It doesn't feel like I'm, putting on a character or something.

Yeah, right, right. You know what I mean? But Chinese feels like there's so much extra umph that you have to put into it that it feels like a borderline minstrel. It's the same thing when people, the way people speak Potswa really well. It just sounds like they're being racist

and it's like, no, they just, that's just how they speak. Yeah. Like, I remember watching the prison. Like, I remember watching something. It was like, you know, I got to school a lot, you're coming in, come here to bang girls

and smoke, but we got to work with me, blood clot day. And I'm like, he's this white as snow saying. I'm like, I get it, brother. I get it. Yeah. You just wanted to fuck girls and smoke weed. And now you got to work a job.

And it's this, because I feel like Jamaicans, we complain. That is like our fucking ability is we complain passionately. Are you Jamaican? No. No. Does it feel weird when you see like a white-ass people from, you know, the super white skin from the Caribbean speaking like Patois or anything like remotely like that? Not anymore.

My family. Ever since Chad Hanks, right? Ever since my fucking my cousins who are Hispanic very fair skin speak patois or my dad who's black as night speak Spanish. For me it was like, people just look different. Particularly there. How do you feel about the Toronto people doing that weird shit? There's not a Caribbean in Toronto. Yeah.

But it feels strange. A Caribbean in Toronto sounds insane. It kind of does. It's common, dude. I'm sure it's common. It just feels insane. There's a lot of trinies there, man. That seems so impossible to me.

But why? What are you doing there? But why? Why would you go for, I don't know, going from the Caribbean to Toronto feels insane. You know, like, I just don't understand. People migrate, man. I don't understand what the point is. There's a lot.

Like, I didn't believe it too until I went to visit people ready to me that were there. Do they like it there? How could you possibly? I mean, with respect to Toronto. I actually, I think Toronto is kind of cool. Seems like a neat city, I guess. It's fine. But Toronto is just like.

I hate the winters. And the winters there are diabolical. Yeah. That's about it. That's what I'm saying. It's like Toronto is just. It feels like Toronto is Canadian, New York. With none of the upside.

And kind of all of the downside in the technical space of like the winter's way worse. I think the thing about Toronto is that it's just not as crowded. It's like New York except there's nothing here and you get 12 feet of snow. It's not as crowded as near. I think that's the thing. Well, you got Drake. They got that. They got that at least.

I know what. Oh, yeah, you got Drake at least. President Drake. He's effectively to be the president there, man.

He's effectively. I'm way too famous for this shit you just suggested. It's fucking crazy. I still think about that line. It's one of the best lines ever. It's such a crazy line to say. Who let you?

After all of, like, everything. Like, you know why he said that? Because he's tone deaf like the typical Canadian. That is why.

Like, do you not have one friend to be like, bro, Oh, no. Like, He don't got no friends that are aware of shit like that, dog. Yeah, I guess all of his friends.

No, his friends are aware of shit like that. They're either Canadian and don't understand what the fuck's going on here or their dumb-ass niggies that have not sink one time watch the news actually. You ever see that old clip of him as like a kid? He said the Edward, Hard R. He says,

That's my hard R. That's crazy. It's crazy. And he talked about like his favorite, like, like a tuna sandwich with like mayo or something. He's like his favorite like fucking sandwich or some shit. He's complaining about like, he needed that.

This was when he was on like Negrassy. It was a behind the scene shit. I was like this is, it is sad. And it explains completely why he is how he is now. Like he grew up completely

Jewish Canadian. And then as he got older, he was like, I want to, I want to see, you know, my dad's from Tennessee or whatever. Yeah,

I want to go be connected to all that shit. But then he went too hard. Then he's like, I'm going to spend all this time in Atlanta. And I'm going to learn and now look at him.

Now he's like, he's completely cosplay. I'm like, bro, just just be your stuff. yourself, man. It's sad that there's, yeah, I don't know, man.

Like, Drake is just strange. Just be yourself. He gets invalidated in a lot of ways, but I think at the same time is the ideas that he's been, he tried to be the biggest performer too long. He could have been, he could have been the Canadian Eminem. I mean, I think he's talented. Isn't that, the, the. Tom McDonald?

Yeah, thank you. He looks ridiculous. Look at me. I eat putteen. I, as I'm jerking off in the latrine. In the adventures of old Christine. I don't under How can

Listen I just I once I put a comment on It was what a It was a Tom McDonald Thing on Instagram Rinse my mouth with cum like Listerine That's a bars

Bars He looks so ridiculous I genuinely asked I want him I want him to stop on a mind And have to stand on it Tom McDonald And he's standing

I hope it's like an inert mind But he's has he spends Month standing on it Fucking farm ass Last name piece exactly dude I asked Gina really asked

I was like is somebody please reply somebody please tell me like what do you like what do you like what do you like what do you like about this? I like oh no but no I don't mean the what the music like this as as an artist tell me what is good he did some song

I like the notes he did some like MGK type of song where he had like it was something like sorry liberals I can't remember what the song was It's like we pray for you or something like that Pray for the left That's it, that's it

You have this guitar and shit And I was like this is thunder I was like even though you're demons And I want you to die Well same with that fat Even though I would set you on fire We still pray for the left What is the name of that white guy

That has all the face tattoos And he's like a gross tan Uh Pete Davidson No no no no No anymore jelly roll Jelly roll yeah No not jelly roll No not jelly I was thinking I was super fat

and lost a bunch of weight. He lost a bunch of weight? Yeah, he went on a zemping. Oh, he's like, jelly stick now. He's not that small. He's like, jelly stick is great. He's like, jelly stick now. He's like jelly long john.

He's still a donut, dude. He's still like, he's just not like about to die, you know, because that's a lot of weight. It's crazy. But like, what's the name? Did he Dave Bluntz lost all that weight? No, he did not. No, he didn't. Dave Bluntz got so much weight on him that you'd have to, if he lost, if he lost my weight,

he'd still look like that. He's still, yeah. That is crazy. Like, truly, like, there's so little, he's truly morbidly obese. I think he's like 1600 pounds. That's crazy. What did you say?

Derek, that's fucking crazy. Wait, what did you say? No, like, for real, real, like, honest to God, I think he's like about 1,600. I don't, like low in, low it. I don't believe in moderating what people say. That's even crazy. That's even crazy.

1600. He's 1600. That's like, oh, shit. That's like over 3,000 pounds. That's fucking crazy. I don't know any metric. This is 2.2. 2.2.

Oh, is it really? Yeah. What's stone? Do you know what stone is? Stone is like is, uh, 150 pounds? Like 120. I think it's a stone. No, I think the equivalent. 1600 stone.

I think the stone is like eight pounds, I think. No, stones are bigger than that. It's fucking crazy to me. I don't think so. Look, look. Look, look. Look, with respect to the way that we measure things. I know the American system is stupid, right?

I agree. Yeah, of course. The idea that they're just like, oh, stone, because you know stones, as if there's, that's like a reasonable. That to me is just as reasonable as feet. That's a particular thing for a region. Oh, sorry. Yeah, 14. 14 pounds?

14 pounds. Is the stone? Yeah, 14. Oh, that's way off then. For some, I don't know why I had eight in my mind. I thought it was eight. Like 90. No, no, no, no.

Because like, I know, like, because I have some friends that they would say that they're whatever stone. they're from that part of Ireland or they're a part of that part of the UK Just dash ass sitting in your face You see something like that to me Yeah I'm like Like very like very calmly Just like

Yeah I've heard arguments of why the imperial system works But I still I'm like I just do metric dude Like why not? The metric system works better scientifically I'd be okay Sure

I'd be okay I'd be okay Switching over Like undoing that part That I'm used to It's pretty easy It's easy to calculate That's why I'd be okay to do it

That's why I'd be okay to switch over easy to learn conversion rates. I used to remember it pretty well when I was in school. I don't remember it as well. I remember the distance conversion rates pretty well. When it comes to like weight, it's a little spotty for me. It's just neat, man. It's just neat.

It's all by, you know, tens. Yeah. Versus I remember the first time when, I remember as a kid the first time learning how many feet was a mile. I was like that's so fucking stupid. But it's like 5,000. 480 or something. No, 32. 5,4302.

And it's just like, it's such a stupid number. That might be inches in a mile. No. Maybe. I don't know. Let's verify that. Let's verify that. I remember 12. I remember 12-480.

How many figures a mile? No, you're right. Is it really? Yeah, what the hell is wrong? Then what's my number? What the fuck? Is it $1,480? Wait, what are like $5,280?

Yeah, 5,000. Wait, what did you say? Why didn't say 12? I don't know. I said 5-2. You said 5-2. Oh, yeah. Why was that?

What the hell? Why am I so wrong? What the hell? You're not that wrong. Well, I wasn't that wrong. I swear I remember. You're off by like 8%. What the fuck is wrong with me?

sure it's just a lot of the digits were like the the numbers themselves that I'm like why was I so sure I was so confidently sure and I was just wrong that was weird I don't I don't remember yeah even like when it comes to like leaders and stuff like that they just do it better over there we do fucking quarts and gallant and shit like uh leaders oh you see well this is why we don't say leaders yeah they say the same words there it's not a difference in words shut up yeah okay my bad so then we have like universal like you uh you uh you it's two like or whatever. I don't even know what you call it.

We should have a little. We should have a, we should make our own unit of measurement. I'm good. How many resin evils is this? I like it. But what are we based on the resin evil? Like what is,

why is it? He didn't get that far ahead. What you're doing right now is we had an idea and you're trying to ruin you. I'm trying to ruin. No, no, no. I want to go with it. I just want to know like so when I'm talking about.

Pacing. Let me let me pay. How many miles you run? About 20 Resident evils. About 17,000 reason evils. It's like, what? That's cool. The fuck did you say?

70,000 is an insane number for anything. Imagine counting like that. What fuck did you say? You ran three miles, but it's 17,000. At that point, that's like counting seconds. You know? Like 17,000 is it insane? It's so fucking wild.

You're way off course. One Resident Evil is like, is this like distance or time? Be a distance. Look at distance. Okay, so one Resident Evil is like, I don't know. know like 15 and a half feet oh cool we're gonna put a half in it great yeah it can't it can't be it's got to be convoluted why we gotta do clean and why does that might as well be 13 then let's make it let's not even make it divisible by five let's fucking let's fucking

rape it if we're no primes no can we can we all right whatever I can't I give up it's 15 a half it's 23 inches is the resident evil because that number is not a prime number so You can't divide it by anything. Or 17. Yes. Okay. Something that just ruins it. It's going to be so easy.

This is going to be so... Bring the half back up. I think it was so much better. It was so much better. Well, you know what? Speaking of Resident Evil. Oh, yeah. What a natural cycle.

Ah. Okay. This is a new movie. New trailer. Yeah, good renters is coming out. Good, good... Good... Good tenants are coming out.

We were just talking about... or before the show where it's just like it is unfortunate like AI slop is a i slop it it sucks and it's like bad for the environment yeah yeah i hate it i did see this like resident good this like resident evil nine or like resident evil four remake like oh four yeah it was for remake and it was just like a i skinned over it was called a resident good it was just like leonah walking through like sunshine so flowery greed it was like him going fishing the fish boss was like him going fishing like being like It just turns it to like persona or something like that. It's like a freaking happy.

Way happier. I couldn't like the video, but I did like it. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I was like, damn, this is nice. I like the idea that someone organically had to do this. Right. And I appreciate it.

Right. Yeah. But it was funny. I got to laugh. I would pay good money for someone to actually mod that into the game. I would pay for the game. Good money for Capcom to dedicate real. It would be amazing.

If they really. I look man, Capcom's on their A game right now. Finally. I kind of think Resident Evil 9 is kind of fine. But I would be all over just like a shit post. Yeah. Whereas just like Resident Evil 4 if it was just nice. It's just crap.

I would pay full price for that. I would pre-order. I would show you the guy. I would break my rule. I would pre-order for it. 100%. Pleasant. So pleasant and good.

Pleasantant good. Pleasant, it's pretty good. I mean, it sucks. It sounds like fucking revengeance. It sounds like bullshit. Redwood-Legger Rising Revengeant. Good is great. A pleasant.

But there's a new... He's got like a freaking like a nice happy t-shirt on. He's like walking around smiling. He's got a button. He's got like a polo. He's doing like cartwheels really sloppily. He's like sloppy cartwheels and like laughing. Where's everybody going?

Bingo and they're literally going to play Bigo. Yeah. He's like, all the thing chimes. everyone like has their like open is like a farmer's market. Yeah. And everyone's like we're gonna go play bingo.

Here's some jamming toast. Oh my God. Well anyway. I'd play that game. I play that game for at least 38 hours straight. That's a crazy amount of time. He's been straight. Straight.

Straight and safe. You can't put the controller now. Your eyes hurt. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yes, they would. They're having so much fun. You're like, oh my God, dude.

I'm really, I'm going to pick part of the freaking town council meetings. Pleasant and good. Pleasant and good. Pleasant and good is great. Pleasant. Pleasant. Oh, it's the same guy. Oh, yeah.

It's still really hostile. Promoted. And it loads and Leon's like on a couch like reading a paper and he stands up. What are he, it's him and his little dog are going for a walk. I love that. Albert Westger like dashed up to you and he gives you some jugs of milk. Could you imagine?

Doof. Krauser picnic basket. The idea of him Like close up holding it up to you And it's like Press E to take You look at it's like You know how it spins in the frame

It's uh It's Leon's knife fight But he's just like Whittling the Virgin Mary Out of a bar of soap Oh hell No it's him painting It's him

Oh it's He's holding the brush like this That's a That's great He's painted like a Bob Ross That's so awesome I would love it. I would play it.

But that's not real. The real thing is the Resident Evil movie. The trailer. The trailer for the Resident Evil movie that's coming out. A lot of Resident Evil fans are mad about it. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

It's a real movie. Hard for. Because, like, people don't like anything that's actually, you know, materialistically sound and, like, properly cultivated what they want

what they want it's like I want to see Leon yeah I think they want I saw animated movie oh good

the anime well they want the animated movies which by the way but like live action they're just not very good they they

they're it's I just think it's it's it's just what it's I don't think they want anything special or unique

right but you were saying something they want the games again basically they want like oh what's the point

yeah um Which I get, but like, I don't know I kind of feel like the best way to do video game adaptations is to just do something set in the world That has nothing to do Like I kind of don't like the idea of just like Oh, we're getting a God of War TV show

And it's gonna be the just the oh god of war 2018 again Why? Yeah, we already have that Yeah, I like the way Fallout does it Where it's just like here's the world Here's like a different set of characters in this world I like the way that I think that's the best way to do it It's easy that it's very easy to do it

You can't do the game But you can introduce it people to the vibe of what the game is. The thing is this right. And then they have something to do because they're not spoiled. I agree. Like for me, like I'm a big Star Wars guy, right? I think the best kind of Star Wars content is anything that is not following the original trilogy should not be involved in the Star Wars character that's Skyworkers at all. I think that's the best way to handle it now. You know, like I think that's the best way to handle it. You know, it's like, all right, cool. We're going to go into a Couture story, right? The audience ahead, no one involving a Skywalker. Completely different

characters. Yeah. They're following their own story. The problem is that when it comes to video games, video games are, they make the most compelling stories. Sure. They do. They make the most compelling stories. And what happened is that when people, there are stories that people that don't play

video games can't experience. Yes. And so what happens is that those stories are the most compelling, therefore having them added on to it being a show where people can experience it that don't play that medium. It's kind of a shoot-in for the most part to bet this is going to do good.

Yeah, I would have... It's an easy, it's easy number. to put together. So I'll say this. I think you can either do two things. You can adapt something one to one, which is somewhat redundant and a little bit less interesting. It's like the last of us. It's less interesting. We're like we had the last of us. It just kind of wasn't as good as the game was.

Yeah. Just like I think both seasons, I just are worse than their game counterparts. So it's like whatever. But it's a way for people who aren't going to play video games to experience it. Cool. That's fine. You can do that. Or you can do what fallout and I think what this Resident Evil movie is doing where it's just like this is the world and here's a different story in this world

But what about Halo? That's cool Well Halo is exactly the problem That would be like Halo is like trying to do both Imagine having like an ODST person And then John Or you say Jimmy Rings shows up every once in a while Yeah

Like he just sees this in the background But I don't want to show up I want him to be spoken about I don't want him to show up at all He should be like a legendary reach It could be like reach where you literally you don't even see him Yeah, he's like he just takes off at some point.

You just see him say, I'm Jonathan Rings. He screams as he gets shot off. Jonathan Ring. Halo was doing a weird thing where they were trying to do both, and they were just like, hey, let's tell a different story than the games, but let's also involve all the major characters from it. And it's just like, well, what the fuck are you? No one's going to like this.

That's the fuck have you done. It's insane that that was a choice. It really bothered me that they chose a non-black person or Master Chief really bothered me because I thought my she was black the whole time. Oh, okay. Yeah, anyway You didn't think John was a black man

I'm gonna talk to you You think John was a black man What do you mean I'm worried about So they're talking about mass effect What's going on So we've been talking about Mass Effect for a while

I've been talking about mass effect for a while And that was my main criticism He hasn't given up yet It's crazy No you have it What are you talking about I'm talking about I don't care about

I don't cry Are they still doing that Mass Effect TV show? So, dude, before the, a long time ago, they were first going to do a movie

and I'm like, it's fucking the worst idea ever. Yeah, you can't do a movie. You can't do a movie with all those characters. And then, so now they're talking about

doing the TV show, even though after everyone's all sad and like doesn't give a shit. And all things like, the shepherd, they're going to, I don't, it could work,

but also what's going to happen to in the same way the fans are, there is, even though you can customize your character, there are faces. And what they're going to do, there's going to put anybody.

And the great thing about Fallout is that it's, there's never been a face. There's never a main character, really. It's perfect. It is perfect for that. It's happening with Balders Gate Theater doing a show and it's going to be a continuation after the story. And it's like, I don't think that's a good idea because there's no can. Well, in the, if you're a D&D player, you know that there's a canon, what happens, right?

If you play D&D and you look at the source books, it's like one timeline. So we know what happens. The timeline where the, what's called the Dark Urge? saves the world is the main timeline technically. But what happens is that no one wants that because now we're like, oh, the way I played was wrong. And that's a big problem. Because I'm like, that's fucking dumb.

It's, I had like a really diverge to grab like a, like, you know, those like, those Ebenezer or Scrooge, like go to sleep hats. Just put it on me. He's put on me. He's like, he just knocks out. Listen to you talking about fucking fantasy crap. I want to do this. this is why when they're standing up with the hat on somebody

and watch them just collapse. They just fucking knock them around. While they're falling completely in sleep, you still punch up. But Mass Effect, I think like it'd be cool to see like first contact or something. That's, I've been wanting that.

I've been wanting that for I keep putting that out in the ether where it was before obviously they're working on the fucking continuation. I've been saying way before that, please go back. Just, O. W, get a W. Get a fucking W.

You know, they're going to make that game and I'm going to hurt myself. Stop. That's like, listen, I will say, you know, I did, I'm lying to myself just by anything that's fair enough. There's going to be dangling from a fucking jungle gym when it comes out. It's going to be hilarious. I at least know, I can say confidently that it just by default, I'm not saying it's going to be good, but it will be better than the Velgard.

It will be probably right. It will be better than the vehicle because the people working on it have already said, we're not doing that shit. What if they do worse? It was too good. Oh no. What is the Normandy's name? We can't live up to that.

We can't live up to the expectation if I drag it into the veil guard. What if the Normandy has a star of David on it? Like, whatever it opens, the norm has a big star of David on it. Oh my God. Prime Minister Benjamin and Yahoo has a speaking role.

It's my favorite series of all time. I consider myself somewhat like Shepherd. I consider myself, much like Commender Shepherd Before he changed his name This name wasn't Nettahou always I don't even That is a very European name

It was a very European name. Benjamin Nahu's the first The original name is Shepard And they based it on him Oh my God How much would that hurt you? Well it would It's immeasurable

It can't It's immeasurable That's crazy I can't put it into words That would be tragic Dude, so I said I wasn't going to play the Villagard unless someone bought me the game, and they did. I wouldn't even play it if somebody bought me the game if Netanyahu was tied to the next matter of action. That would be like if they reconcends, if like it came out that like, oh yeah, HALO is kind of based on the Epstein Island.

Because like they stole little kids and I thought it was really cool. So like I made like the hero like a stolen child. It's like, this really kind of fucks a lot. You have to really sit down and talk to me what part of how you thought. was cool. I think it's cool that the kids are stolen. And he gives you like a head wag. And guess what?

So did everybody in the 2000s, I guess. I got you. I mean, I guess, but like that's not, that's not fair. You go full grip. At the moment you're like fucking might as well and you just start hanging out with them or do you just like or do you just like kind of just letting me?

I just don't even know how to feel about that really. It's immeasurable. The way you guys feel about the mass effect is like it's the same thing. Like it just came out. I appreciate Mass Effect a lot. but it's more him. I mean, I love Moussvite. Vail Guard.

Oh, you were really in that. That's what hurt me. Do you know, were you more Dragon Age than Mazvex? Yeah. Massifax I was early. I remember. Yeah, he played after.

That's not what I'm asking. Oh, what means more to me personally? Yeah, definitely Vail Guard. Dragon Age. Yeah. I'm more of a fantasy guy. I'm a more fantasy guy than that type of... Than like, yeah, middle of sci-fi,

military sci-fi shit. Yeah. It's so disappointed. Like, I mean, I get it. Dude, I just came out that, what is it? that they're working on Halo 2 and Halo 3 remake. Oh yeah. They're like

remaking those games and it's just like, what are you, you can't do that? It feels, what are you going to do? Unnecessary. What if Keith David dies? Don't say that. I know, I'm just saying. Like, it's a real Like, first of all, they're both fucking old. Like, Steve down, like the guy who does

chief and the guy who does, you know, they're old people. They look good though. I think they're, God willing, they'll be around for a while. But like, I mean, what are you doing? I don't want you to look at my phone right now. They both. My phone died. My phone is dead and it starts buzzing.

They both died. Oh my God. That would, when they're gone, when they're gone, I'm definitely going to have to take like a day to myself where I'm like, man. It's going to be a bummer. But like to me, I look at David dies. That's going to be. That's going to be a huge for me. He's so important to black voice acting.

It's crazy. Like, he's like a really. I don't give a shit about that. Him and Phil Lamar. Him and Phil Lamar. They're like really important to that. They're like the only. Who's the Mount Rushmore of like black voice actors?

Philomar for sure. Philomar for sure. Keith David's definitely. There's two other spots. Earth a kid. I mean, black voices maybe. Yeah, that's a good one.

I would say I'm a little biased, but I would say even though just because of how iconic T.C. Carson's voice is. But I don't know if that like would count. T.C. Carson is an iconic voice too. The thing is that like. There's only one role though. It's not really.

He's in kind of few. He just don't know about him. me being in them. I mean, I imagine. He's been Mace Window in the animated series. He's been like a lot of what you just don't know. Well, I imagine that's a case. His iconic roles are, I imagine that's the case.

I just think, I just think Kratos's voice is so iconic that I might put him up there. Like, yeah. Think of it like this, right? There's so many, putting a talented white voice actors, right? But there's so many more. James Earl Jones probably, right? Ooh, that's a good one. He is the most iconic black voice.

I think he would have to be up there. Like he would have to be up there. Mufasa kind of alone. More than Tisi Carson, you would absolutely have to be up there. Who's the female black voice? how many black female characters in animation that are like iconic that's the Debra Wilson in modern times now modern times Debrose I guess now she gotta have a half a tune dude I mean like that's kind of like a big

For us I'm not thinking overall in general I don't think of many like female voice actors that are black that I like particularly Um fuck I can't remember Because they choose black sing female singers usually for black female voices and like throughout history It's true They just chose singers see I feel bad there's one the one that uh I can't What's the character she was in um she was the black kid in a rug rats. She's done a lot of work. Oh, I know exactly who the fuck you're talking about. I can hear the

voice in my head. I can't remember it because she does a lot of... Cindy's voice actors? She does a lot of... I actually a little black guy. Cindy? No, Cindy is... I can't remember. Sally? No. Let me look up. I'll look her up because it's kind of sucks that I don't know. Look up black rag rat. There's a little black child in a diaper on a She also played Foxy Love and

drawn together. Yeah, Foxy Love and Drone together. She played number five, I think, and kids next door. Was she every black girl? Probably. Cree Summer is her name. Cree Summer. Cree Summer is probably got to be up there, actually. She's, I got, that would make a lot more sense.

It has to be her, because she's, she's all those voices. Yeah, it's her probably more than Deborah Wilson. Yes. Debra and Marrard on time. She's like, she's in everything. Let's see how much Cree Summer is done. Cree Summers, I know for a fact I've heard that voice fucking everywhere. Right, right, because she has a very distinct voice.

He's like, oh, it's the black one. I remember thinking it was so strange that like every black woman sounded the same in those cartoons. I'm like, why is this the same person? There's no one else? That can't be. She was in all the Atlantis. She was, the black girl. Oh, she's in Supermaro, uh, bro, was the movie.

Yeah. Yep. Obviously, drawn together. Clifford. God, damn. She's done everything. Oh, my gosh. She was the black girl in Clifford on him.

Wait, this is her black girl on Clifford? Well, Clifford's really big movie. I didn't see it. I don't know. There was a black boy's a Jamaican case. She was the black Clifford. Ooh. Blackford.

She was Bliford. Blackford. Nick, was it called all growed up? It was that a typo? It was called it all grown up. Yeah. Grode? Yeah, because like,

baby speak, it's like, oh, you're grown up. Because it goes back and forth between the two. My brain corrected it. I thought it was all grown up too.

Yeah. I literally just learned, like right now that's actually kind of weird to me. It didn't have enough episodes, dude. I really wanted more of that show so badly and it can't. Yeah. I was like,

no. Well, I mean, who gives a shit? We did at the time. I didn't give a shit about it all grown up. I remember thinking, what the fuck?

She was in Mass Effect? What the hell did she play? She was the mass. Somebody who's never played Mass Effect? Oh, who does she play as Mass Effect? She played Keith David's role. We thought it was Keith David the whole time.

It was like, excuse me. That's insane. Let me find. That's great. Her range is crazy. That is fucking unbelievable. It's like Frank Kellianno or something. It's a fire.

It's ridiculous. Fucking Keith David. and replaced Midway crew Kree. Keith David did like seven lines maybe. The rest was just her.

Kree Summers has been voicing Keith David for this whole time. Keith David sounds like fucking what's his name? Ah, well I. Yago's voice actor

and it's been her. We're not, we're not phillet. So, okay, so it's, so it's, James Earl Jones

probably. He doesn't do a lot, but like it is, I mean, Muface, like, I don't know, that's kind of a big.

Mufusse is, you gotta have a good, you have to make a good argument to, to bump Mufasa off, I think. So it's James Earl Jones, Cree Summers, for sure. Yeah. Thinking about that voice, it's like, for sure.

Keith David, and who is the fourth one? The first one that we brought up, that wasn't Keith David. So we did Keith David. Phil Lamar. Yeah. I think that's, that's pretty, I mean. Philomar's voice non-black haters. That's how fucking prolific Philomar is.

You know what? The first one that I noticed he did was, Jack for me. Was Aquaman in the, the, the, Jack from me. Robin Williams? Yes, yes, Chris. The live-action movie.

They're like, Robin, don't speak. I fucking hate that movie, dude. That movie's crazy. That movie's so stupid. I saw it in theater, and I can't believe, I don't know how. I don't know how or why. Very young. Old enough.

I don't, I'm good with years of movies. I can't give you one for that one. Did you go with your mom? I don't even, I went with someone. I went by myself. I hopped on the bus. I had to go see Jack. I snuck in the movies.

We bought a disabled bed. I had to sit there. You got popcorn. You sat down. You got your own open row for you to really watch. And you really watch the film. There's a scene in that movie where Robin Williams as a 40-year-old 10-year-old boy is running down the hall, clutching his heart because he's having a heart attack. And his shoes are light-up shoes.

And it is the funniest image I think I've ever fucking seen. A grown man. I don't even... Ostensibly learning disabled with light up shoes having a heart attack falling down the stairs. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Oh, Jesus Christ. Her role is so small. She's just like some randomly. Yeah, side character on Zoo's Hope. If remember we got to repair all this shit there's like gas leaks and...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so... I think I probably even remember thinking like, oh, that's that one person. Now I've got to go back and play and make, oh, yeah. Now I've got to go back and play the whole series again. Well, I've been thinking about it. Even though...

How many times you've played that game? We all have it. You did Ballard's Day 3 like 16 times. So is he. So I only like double him. Everything. He's done it too. I played a lot.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I played the game the exact same. I'm doing dumb shit in the game. I've been a Ranger three times in that game. Miranda. Looking good. I'll just say that.

You know what I'm saying? You got, you can only fuck Miranda so many times, you know. See, you can put you, you can bypass them. It just fuck him as many times he wants. I didn't do that. He modded the game so it's just X to fuck.

So it's just a sex section. He doesn't do anything. He doesn't learn anything about the character. He's just him fucking the whole time. I've actually... I've actually had issues with the mods in Mass Effect, but I didn't do it with the legendary edition. So I need to check it out.

That game is really fucking good, man. I really, really appreciate it. I'm thinking about playing it again, actually. I love the changes they did the first one. I thought it was great. I like the first one a little. I like playing the first one a little more than playing the other ones. It's like you wouldn't say the original,

you wouldn't say that. I see how the legendary edition. Yeah. They really fixed it. They did. Like, Mass Effect 1 original is really rough. Dude, it's... Like, it's good still. Yeah. But like it's... On original hardware, especially, oh man. My game ran it like 20 frames a second, I swear to God. It was really not... There was a moment in Mass Effect 1 at the... Because a mass effect one at the end is like, this thing it has powers. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? Do you know what I've been playing a lot? I just started playing Saros. Because I finished. that progmata game Oh yeah It was good It was like a solid What's Sarah

Nothing crazy How's Saros It's really good It's really hard Yeah It hurt it's Dude I don't play games So often that hurt my hands

But Sarah's hurts my hands It reminds me of return It's the same people Right Really? Yeah Yeah So that's really interesting

Yeah It's really good It's weird seeing Raoul in there I thought I was midnight mass And I saw him I met him I was like

What the fuck It's just weird Because I've seen him I think I've told you this But like I've seen him be catatonic on a couch playing Marvel Snap for hours, dissociating. So like it's, or like something like that, like some mobile game. And so it's funny to imagine him as like, I'm watching the cutscenes that he's like, he's like, I've got to find them or whatever.

He's like really dramatic and serious. I'm like, I, I, pulls out Marvel Snap. Yeah, he pulls out. I keep thinking. I keep thinking. He's locked, same for him. But he sits down and he just plays Marvel. I don't know if it's Marvel Snap.

He was going over him and he's just like, oh, I got fucking dead devil. I don't know if it's Marvel Snap exactly. But like it was, it's just funny to imagine. You haven't seen Midnight Mass, have you? I think I saw a little bit of it. Dude, his character is amazing. Like, literally the best part of, well, I saw. The script is already really good, but his character is like so heartwarming.

And then I went to freaking create a clash and I was drinking with him. And I was like, yeah. Dude, this is weird because your character is amazing. show let's go do coke no i know but it's like ideas like dude we're like hanging out like drinking and i was like your character made me crying something yeah

what the fuck is happening right now yeah that is cool is like hanging out with keith david and being like dude you're you being arbiter one day like really helped me understand my detachment from my religion that was toxic Keith David's really lucky thanks a lot

Keith David is really he is really a lucky person that he hasn't crossed past with us because like I would have misery him already. You think he would have made him quit? He made him quit. No, I would have just... I'm not going outside anymore.

The small white boy was scaling a ceiling trying to give me a hug. No, like, I just, I think I would have, I would have waited for him to get into a car accident and come to his rescue and like nurse him back to health in my, in my room. But it's like, oh, but you can't leave. Oh, have like a misery. And then he's try. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm said. I was like, I would have miseried him. Oh, gotcha.

And so like, I would have, I would have made him, like, like, I would have made him, like, kept him hostage and if you tried to leave I would have broken his legs he broke his leg now read this do this voice can you be arbiter again for me look I thought they handled your character in Halo 5 so wrong I wrote a better script can you do I like the idea

of him being on an open road like driving back and you literally bisect the car yourself oh no no vehicle you just run into the car at the perfect moment hit it carried it off the street you're torn up from hitting a car and you save him

you're like Mr. Keith David oh my goodness you ran off me with your vehicle I was like dude I thought I thought you were a deer no I'm just a real big fan I just like to dress as a deer I was like very easy mistakenly

and Keith David was like no not again not again I'm gonna have to kill another crazy fan again Keith David has been been in a misery situation. He just doesn't talk about it. He's had it at least seven times.

He has receipts where he's had to fight off and murder fans that are trying to capture him. But he's driving. He sees a fucking tree log being pushed into the middle of the road. He's like, oh, my God. He reverse. He pushes the button on his car and it makes it. It jumped over like he's like to get it. And you're like, damn it, I almost got him.

I'm trying. I guess how level this whole Forrest is trying to get him to stop. It's not my first rodeo. Why would you keep going out? He just keeps going. He just keeps going. He literally has a plasma. You're not going to stop me from working just in case they're doing with someone like that.

They made this for me especially. Please leave. I need it gets to work. I'd be like, bro, just stop. No, yeah. Please, Mr. David. Anyway, the Resident Evil trailer. Anyway, the Resident Evil trailer.

Anyway, the Resident Evil. Anyway, the Resident Evil. I think it looks cool. It's a real movie. Zach Cracker did weapons and barbarian. I think it's going to be probably a really good movie. It should be interesting. It's one of my favorite modern films, so for sure it's going to be a good one.

I like that he got the junkie from weapons because he's a great actor, random dude that they just found. I don't even think he's like a real, like, I think he's like a trained actor. Maybe he is. The way he portrayed being frantic and on drugs is perfect. I'm excited, man. He's got like the big, the big, the big medical bag with like the plus on it. He's got like, the trailer shows him like kind of rummaging through shit.

He's got like looking for ammo and shit. Like, I think it's, it's, it's not going to be very zombie focused. It's going to be, they're going to be focused. It's going to be focused on like the T virus mutations. Like the creatures, yeah. Which is nice. I'm, I'm, like, there's so much, um, Resident Evil property that it, it doesn't bother me at all. Like, there's so, there's so many bad Resident Evil movies to the point where it's like, this is either going to be forgettably bland, which I doubt it or it'll be good.

So it's like fine. Right. I'm looking forward to, the director has a good run. He's like, he's a good, he's got a good run. It should be fine. I think, and the people, like you said, the people that wanted Leon, I'm like, no, no, you don't. You know what? You don't really.

Who the fuck is going to play Leon? That's exactly my point. You don't want Leon because you're not going to get Leon, even if they cast Leon. They're going to get some white guy. People think that Leon, the thing that's crazy is that people think Leon would look cool in real life and he just wouldn't. No, that hair doesn't work on a real person. I'm sorry. Like, that's not going to look right on a real human person.

The only reason that looks good is because it's in the fucking RE engine and his hair is perfect forever. Thank you. He'll look so. Dumb and gay. Bro. I want to translate that to Street Fighter. Oh, yeah, yeah. Have you seen?

So there's a wrestler Cody Rhodes who's playing Gile. Okay. Have you seen what his hair looks like? No. It's on par with exactly what we're saying. Giles' hair does not translate to real life. It does not do it. The idea of a lot, they've already tried live action street fighter twice.

The first one in the 90s, is schlock and it's fun to watch with your friends. It's charming. The second one is complete dog shit, the legend of Chun Lee or whatever. They try to make it like a real movie and it's like, what the fuck is this? Bison's this white guy that no one, they use the fucking guy from black guys peas as Vega. Or so. Yeah, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, look

that shit. Wait, hold on. What is this? What's real? The one on the right with the purple and all that shit. This is, this is it? That's it. I think it looks awesome. I'm really excited. What is he had a halo? That looks so bad I'm excited I think it looks super awesome I'm excited

I'm being dead too I think for what it is Street Fighter for being what it is street fighter It's fucking crazy It looks as ridiculous as it needs to What That's ridiculous

Like that doesn't Like it's so It's so unbelievably fake Like his hair Like it's so obviously fake That I'm like This is why Did you see Roman Rains as a Kuma

As Akuma? As a Kuma I don't like it Really? I think it looks as If you want to put them Into a real depiction of themselves as much as you can, I think it looks as good as it's going to be.

I think that is completely so far from it. Really? They got, it is very clear who's invested in this movie. So they got wrestlers. They got very specific people that are invested. This movie is going to be a advertisement fuckfest and a fuck fest marketed to certain types of people. It's not, they're not trying.

I guess. The director worked on the Eric Andre show. The fuck, why would you pick that guy? Look, for me, when it comes to this... Why would you pick that guy to make Street Fighter? Look, I understand what you're coming from. I don't need it to be great. I need it to be fun.

That's all I want it to be. I'm the opposite. It's not that I don't need... I don't... I just... I want them to just take the property seriously. That's all. And that doesn't mean it needs to be gritty and dark or anything

because Street Fighter hasn't been that in a long time. I think the guy playing Rio looks good. I think he looks fine, but also they're giving him... And again, this is what's saying, not respecting the property. It's very clear that they're giving him an arc that is not... That has never happened to Ryu ever.

What do you mean? Riu has never become a desolate. I don't care about, I don't care about fighting or getting strong anymore. That's never been him. But they've already showed that's what they're going for. So the shoehorning stuff to just, they're doing what they did in the first movie. Just not as egregious. I think what they're doing is they're trying the ideas that like I think him and Ken have both done their things.

But they haven't there. There's only been two fucking movies. Oh, no, no, no. No, no. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, go, go ahead.

I think they both done their thing. Ken was champion of America. and then he kind of fucking probably went on a bender and fucked himself up. But you understand that that's never been their characters? I understand. Well, Ken, definitely. That's Ken's character for sure. No, it's not.

Yeah. And Street Fighter 4, after he won the championship, the American championship, he kind of was like, I don't know what I'm doing anymore. He never became some, dude. Like right now in six. No, the problem is Ken, no, the, in six, he got fucked over. Yeah, he got fucked over. But that's it.

And he's like, I'm going to go on my own. I'm going to be, I'm going to be a shaggy muffin. Because of what happened. He got fucked over by JP. Yeah, now he's not rich anymore And it's like Well that's he got completely like For the lower purposes

Ken was like on top of the world of course And then he He got Everyone everyone thinks he's a Everyone thinks he's a terrorist right now What? Everyone think yeah So just long story short

Everyone thinks he's a terrorist Can so now yeah So he's staying away from his family Everyone thinks he's a fucking deadbeat You think they abandon his family But he's like trying to Behind the scenes Trying to clear his name

He's figuring out he's gonna go murder somebody So but like kill him. But the thing is, Ken, here's his, here's his arc. This is who he is.

He being Infinity billionaire had the chance to be a complete retard, but he chose the path of a warrior, which is admirable for someone being

extremely rich. That's why he went and trained with, with, with Ryu up in Japan and the mountains and stuff. If I'm not mistaken, he was having a bachelor

because he was kind of a punk and his dad was like, you either, Go ahead. You got to Epstein. Yeah. Epstein's Island. Go ahead.

Japanese movies. And he's half Japanese. He was like, I guess Japanese. I guess I'm going to go to Japanese. He was that close to being associated with Epstein, dude. But like... I imagine instead of, instead of being able to use flaming uppercuts, he would have just

been molested. That's crazy. That's such a crazy alternate timeline. Superpowers are being tossed around by building and he was like, oh, listen. Superpower. Listen, listen. So when it comes to the, I'm not, I'm not. salty about the movie because it's I'm I'm indifferent it doesn't really matter um I doesn't it

it doesn't appeal to me as uh so who grew up with a street fighter animated film who grew up with the alphas who grew up the street fighter 2 v the animated series you know like these they're things that like I really I love those animated movies but that's the thing I wish they would just take animation seriously the way that they're doing with spider man like just take it seriously we don't have to do this live action weird shit where everyone looks weird and there's uncanny shit do i because her look so fucking stupid do everything I remember just doing animation I think the more I get like I recently it's a piece on the new mall show just came out right uh-huh fantastic to show about a mall it's a show about a mall it's just a show about

a mall which mall hammer or hammer a place or thresher mall you know those worms for mass effect oh wait that's a ma that's not mall sorry ma'ammer place I'm an idiot which one do you think I'll talking about uh place well I was like a hammer okay so what is it so Darth mall from star wars episode one The fourth movie. Does it go into how he got all red? He got all red and black. He was born red. He was born that way?

Yeah, he's an alien. Is the black tattoos or is he? Don't worry about the black. Don't talk about the black. No, talk about the black. I got you. I thought it was again,

I thought, was he born with a double-edged lightsaber? That's correct. It grows up with him. That's so stupid. He comes out as a little one. Is he an alien? I thought it was a guy.

Well, he's still an alien. No, but I thought it was like a guy, like a person. You can be both of those things. No. No. Never mind. I thought it was a human being. No, he's a zebra.

He doesn't look that. He's a lab rat? What'd you say? Zabarak. Oh, gotcha. He doesn't look that alien, really. He's just kind of... The nigga has horns.

Yeah, but they're small. Do people have horns? Do you, sorry, do humans have horns? I'm sorry, do you're small horns? I'm just saying there's small horns. I've seen people get horns like that. I've seen people look like dark mall. Yeah, the lizard people? You have never seen.

I've seen people look more alien than Darth Mall look at it. I agree. That's true. That's very true. That's very true. I said Asians. But like what I'm, like he was, he's a zebra. He's a defrax.

He's a, he's a humanoid, but he's, you know, you know, Star Wars is everybody's damn near a white man in that universe. Yeah. I have, I mean, Orlando. I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. They made Landau back door. You think, um, the, um, who's that racist Irish guy?

Um, he said he was going to beat a. a black guy or something. Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson. What's his name in the movies again? Quigon. Quigon, Jinn, that's right.

Do you think he's gonna like... He didn't like Maze Wendoo. He's not like, I can't beat you, but I don't like you very much. I can't run to fade with you, but I can't, I don't like you very much.

I wanted to beat your eyes so bad. I was walking around the space pub. Look at the beat up Mace Windu. Look at the meet up a Mace Windu type. And guess what? I didn't do it. There wasn't many of you here. Yeah, we're a very underrepresented group of people in general.

What is that accent? What are you doing? I don't know. Whatever. No, that was Liverpool? No, I wasn't Liverpool. I don't fucking know.

It sounded like a Liam Irish you're kind of going for it. Like a Liam's version of Irish? The only thing is that like right now, right? Like they did, they did. I'm a fucking bitch. They went for life act. They did an animated series and they did it so fucking well. It's so well animated.

It looks fantastic. The fights of choreographs and the ways. And it's allowed to show off when characters have powers in a big. abilities. You're a, you're fucking mate. Trying to find that face. I'm trying to find.

Almost like you're trying to do Popeye. Now I'm trying to find the Liam Neeson. Oh. There's a video of him getting scared and it comes when he said when he turned on and saw a black person. And he is like he got like he freaky back. Oh, do you see it? I've seen that.

You see that? Can you find that real quick? Dude, I don't know that was. There is. I know exactly what he's talking about. It is like he saw an N-word. There's a video of Liam Mason getting startled.

by someone and it looks like he becomes really enraged. Like, it's a crazy. It's fucking good. But like you got to find like every impersonation needs like a face. You know, you gotta do a face. Like they did animation. And when people are, when there are fantastical things, animation just captures it better.

It simply does. It always will capture it better because there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no uncanny valley. There will never be uncanny valley in anime. I was kind of good though. I felt his presence of the room. But like with the animation There's no you'll never have that uncanny valley

Because it's it's a fucking drawing Yeah you're not gonna know you're not Yeah So there's that good stuff The the core you don't have to worry about bad choreography Because it's fucking animated It's exactly what you want it to be You know can I say something

I don't know It should go wild This might be a hot take There's a lot of games now right Where like Everybody's mocapped Uh huh Right

Because it's like it's just the easiest way To get broad animation done Right. And I feel like I see, I feel like I just notice it every time. Like, no matter what game I'm playing, I feel like I could just, it's almost like I can see the mocap suit on them. Where they just, they don't fit in. Yes. Whereas like when things are like hand animated, I don't feel that way at all.

No, you're completely right. It looks animated, which it is. It's too, the mocap a lot of times is too grounded in something that's not grounded around it. Like, it's how I feel with a lot of fighting games actually now. Yeah. With the way that they're so, they're so realistic in a way, some of the, some of the moves, that I'm like, this doesn't feel, like, I want to play a video game. Right. And it's okay if it feels a little weightless.

It's okay if it's not as, you know, like, it's just one of those things where it. I don't need it to look real. I just needed to look like it belongs. I just needed to look coherent with, like, what you're doing. Exactly. And I feel like mocap is like, it looks uncanny for that same reason where I'm just like, I can tell you're a guy walking around on a soundstage with a bunch of ball. all over you. This doesn't feel like you're in this world.

And then the game plays darsen, you can tell it's not mocapped, you know? Or like it's like led by mocap, but like it's fine-tooth animated. He's all upset. Yeah, look at how, look at the face. He was like ready to like attack. And everyone says it's him when he sees a black person. It was like it was the one that it was the one from back in the day. Yeah.

It was hit to him. I've changed. The way people did him, those are the way people did him is crazy, bro. He literally like came forward. He revealed that information about himself. He came forward to talk about the problems of having those mentalities. And everybody was like, no, cancel him.

And it's like, no. He did that at an interesting time when people were like looking for reasons to like cancel. Yeah. But that is a weird choice. But that is how you, but that is like how you do things. Yeah, but you're not supposed to do things the way you're supposed to do them. Well, then how do you do it?

Well, the world's the way you're not supposed to. Yes. And nothing changes? Social cues, you know how, oh. And then nothing changes. No, but no, no. I just say, I would just say social cues like, um, like you were talking about pragmatto, like said, if I made it right now because of everything that's happening and there's

so many weirdos and Epstein shit, I'd be like, I don't put shoes on my bitch. Right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I agree, right? By the same time, he did it at a time where people were like, people were having these problems and he weren't admitting the truth to it. And he was like, no, you could not think you have these problems.

Yeah. And very much so have these problems. And it's like, yeah. A person doing that. I would just like two years after. I just would have waited a little bit. That's all. I think he did a right.

He tried to do a decent thing. I don't disagree. His moment in Atlanta is crazy where he was like I'll never forgive you people. Can we talk about. Holy shit? Can we talk about how male Gibson went completely unscathed with all the wild shit that was came out from him?

I wouldn't say unscathed but like people don't hate him the way he should. I never saw like hate campaigns on him. Like he'll never really work in Hollywood again. I saw a hate. I saw a hate campaign on dead John Wayne. I know what you mean. There was Twitter. John Wayne trending.

I never seen. Bro, the stuff that Mel Gibson said about the Jews and about black people did not reach the heights at all. The shit that, the shit that Mel Gibson said. On Joe Rogan's podcast. The shit that Mel Gibson has said publicly is way crazier than the sit that John Wayne said privately. Yeah. Like way back in the day. Like in a day that where everybody was just saying shit.

that willy-nilly. I'm going to kill that black person. That shadow man must die. John Wayne is so fucking crazy. One of my friends loved John Wayne a lot when he was younger. I was like, of course you. And I look back and I was like, well, who's your friend? They are an Asian. For real, some kid I knew that I was going to school with. An Asian got into John Wayne? Okay.

Of course. Because the way John, Johnwick was very free spoken. He was very outspoken in that sense. It's like, yeah, very outspokenly racist. Ew. I really. Red skin. You're an Indian. I've never met a fan of John Wayne. Interesting.

I don't think I ever, none that were like under 60. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Writing is like insightful for the time. Can you do a John Wayne impression? Do you remember what he sounds like? You're asking no question. I only know when he was just like the way how people would describe a one, like when he would say pilgrim this like. Oh, why you did?

Pilgrim. Yeah, like that's, I only thought he was cool. I'm going to throw this Indian in a bucket, pilgrim. Fuck it. My mom, I'm gonna tell you was cool because he was a respectable guy at the time.

Aziz, I'm sorry. Yo, no, that's fire. It bothers me. That's fire. He's back doing stuff now, by the way.

People like him. I feel like people should like freaking Orson Wells and it drives me crazy. What's wrong with Orson Wells? Yeah. No one dislikes Orson is people don't know about him like that.

That's the thing. Oh, what do you do? No, as a person, as in general, his history. Like, he's a person is like, I think people should like him. a lot.

I just, oh, gotcha. People love John Wayne so much. I thought you were saying, I thought, I completely misunderstood. Orson was a fucking drunk. I thought, that was, dude, there's an awesome commercial of him trying to sell wine and he's not giving a fuck off his ass. He's actually drinking the product and it's like, bro, you're not supposed to drink the product.

There's a lot of really talented people that are like that. I really like Orson Well's. Like Orson Well was like a crazy drunk. There was like, there are like, Norm MacDonald was a compulsive gamble. I think Norma Donald probably still to this day. Old money. Yeah, Oh yeah,

the estate is fucked. The estate's probably fucked. But like, there's a lot of people have that thing. A lot of people, look, do people,

look, man. If you got to be, if you're gonna be really good at something, you gotta be really bad at something else. I think,

I think in general, people have... I actually agree with that. It seems like it, it just works. We have never really as a society been like,

really deal with your demons. He's fucking joker-ass bitch talking about society. Yeah. It's crazy. And I feel like what happens

is that people don't deal with that. What about society? You want to know how I got this black? What I know how I got this car? Fucking Rachel and they're like, what? What are you saying? You want to know how I got this car? Dude, the scene when he pops out and kills him out with a shotgun is crazy.

It is crazy. I watched that movie recently and he was like, excuse me, sir. And I feel like he wasn't in the car. He read, jumped over the guy's lap in the window and shot the car. It's like a Tex Avery. It's insane. And like, I'm pretty sure he was just like, he's just a black security guard. He just mind his own business.

He wasn't even doing anything that really impeded them. I think he was just saying like, hey, you're going to have to move this way. Like, it was really... God, I love the jokester. The jokester. Anyway, should we get on the questions? Yeah, we should. From our pageant's over at patreon.com slash a snark tank.

He popped up on him, dog. Like, genuinely like a fucking, like a random... sale on Amazon. I have something that while you're picking your question, I got to pull up. Yeah, go ahead. Something that I remember being really funny and I hope it's still just as funny. It's that scene, though.

It's actually that scene. What, the scene of that dude getting shot in the face? It is an insane shot. I really, look, I don't think the Dark Knight's performance of the Joker's are particularly like amazing Joker experience. I think is a very good performance in general. What? But there are so many moments in that movie that are just like, what do you mean?

What do you mean by that? I feel like it's like, that's not the clown pits of crime. But it is a really good portrayal of a like a sadistic criminal in that world. I think that's so, so I would I would give that to. And I think that's, they don't have to be the same thing of each other. I guess. I know what you. That's not the joke.

I know exactly what you mean. For me, the Joker is the guy from the Arkham games and the animated series. That is the Joker. Or from the comic, he's a little more sadistic, but he's still as Looney. They did. I will completely accept, I will 100% accept, like say, but it's still a good performance none the less. One of my criticisms about that that I was just saying about a street fighter.

And only, and really, because there isn't a lot of movie adaptations. So I would like if they just did one that's like fucking solid before they just went off the rails. It's like Batman. There's so much shit that like there's a dark night and being a new version of Joker, I'm completely on board. Like, let's see. Let's see what you got. And he fucking killed it.

Exactly. It was still a great performance of a. character but it's like if you would have palace swapped him with like not having the makeup on he wouldn't have been joker he would have still been a great performance i think but he wouldn't he would have just been some crazy niggins yeah but it's one of those things where it's just like um that kind of depends right because you can look at uh alfred malina as dr octopus right you can be like that's not really dr octobus and at that time it kind of wasn't because like dr octopus at that time was a german bull cut retard yeah no no it was not very serious i agree so that was like a but that was such a

good performance is that like it it actually became more like what the the like everything every future dr octopus is kind of based on that and i large extent and i think to a degree like a lot of a lot of like that's the best portrayal of dr octopus the one is bled over into the video games and the and now sort of like they're not the same kind of relationship but it's like it's that appearance the the comics that appearance of what i'm saying is like the comic dr octopus after a certain point is like designed to be way more sympathetic comparatively to the beginning where it was just like Like, oh, you know, I'm a German. Yeah.

And I think that's important. I think it's like, I think idea of that. But like, I don't think, I'll never critique the performance. Green Goblin also. It's like, it's not really Norman Osborne, really. That's pretty Osborney. But it's not as, it's not the same. It's more top down than it is like a direct perspective of him, you know?

And I appreciate, I appreciate for what it is. Like, I'm not going to discredit that movie's appearance of it. Because he's, he's fantastic in that movie. Like, I like that Joker more than I like dot combook Joker a lot of times. Yeah. Because I'm like, this nigger is running rampant as a criminal and it makes sense that he's not being killed and the comics gas him like what are you

doing like they capture many many times it's kind of and they're like how much good I was like no what is this it just really just really really quick you got to remember to put it in up remember the points we can put it in it's really quick one thirty one an hour 30 that is ridiculous

stupid he's just fucking he's just singing he's just singing his song blows his He just taps the guy. Like, hey, I'm going to sing real quick because I'm feeling good. It's like that guy with the bike. He's minding his own fucking business.

He was showing off his bike. That's so cosmically terrible, dude. Wrong place, wrong time. That always, everyone's wrong. It gets you not to leave your house. It gets me a little nervous. I don't want to go outside. The wrong place, wrong time thing always gets me a little bit nervous where I'm like,

especially why I don't drive at night at all at all. much more I really don't drive at night that much me more like past like 10 because of the amount of drunk pieces of shit that still do their thing oh man I'm always driving at night yeah I'm purpose because I'm like all right you're gonna hit my car and I'm gonna get like a nice little insurance payout yeah or or you get a plug you know it either way you know I mean not if you just wear your helmet your spine is in the fucking passenger seat sorry your skeletons in the car still steering and your meat is On the street. Your meat is in the passenger. That's crazy. Your skeleton stays still. The force is so hard that your fucking,

your meats fly off you. Yeah. That's intense, you tensed up enough for your skeleton to stay. You're like, I got this. Wip! You were parked.

You were at a dead stop. Something hit you that hard? He hits you so hard. You're in the backseat of the vehicle that hit you. And you're like, what the fuck happened? Then you pass away. Naturally. And some jackass is like, my bad, bro.

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Hello, you three beautiful bollium. The other day, I was hanging with the fellas. And one of the guys pulled out a pack of Pop-Tarts. ripped open the pack into my horror just started eating them cold. I feel like that's fine. No way this is not... Is there a problem with that?

Yeah, I mean... Go ahead. I understand... All right, let's see where it goes. This is... Okay, go ahead. Starting off, I'm not that... I'm not that worried.

I pointed out to him that it literally says on the package, best served heated up. Best served. Absolutely. Not... Only served. Must be served. It must be heated.

Or poisonous. On the package, best served. served to heat it up and all my friends turned and looked at me like I was crazy. Turns out I'm the only one of my group that actually heats up the Pop-Tarts before I eat them, even though they're specifically intended to be heated up. So my question is, what's a popular product that is popular, that is popularly not used in the way it was designed to, yet remains popular nonetheless. Other good example would be the guys that buy 25-foot-long lifted pickup trucks to go grocery shopping.

That's true. That is the thing. The first thing I think of is Q-tips. Because you're not supposed to use them on your ears at all. Oh yeah, they say don't put them in your ear. They say don't put them in ears and it's like, yeah, right. Like I'm not going to. Literally the only reason I use them for.

You know, it feels so good. Why the fuck would I not do that? Clean my ears. I mean, the inside and the back of my ears with two. I do that. Yeah. Or actually even all around. I have the inside ear wipes cleaners.

It's almost perfect for it. But they're like, no, it's for keyboards or like, uh, and other. Or like, applicating. Because I'm putting stuff on it or whatever. I was like, I'm not using that for this. My ear wax builds up pretty quickly for some fucking reason. So I have like the inner ear ear cleaner. proper. Like I have a thing that like sprays water

into my ears. It doesn't like it doesn't like burst your eardrum? It isn't hard enough to fear to do that. It's like it's like a water pick. I'm thinking of a water pick. It's like just like water picks to me by the way are crazy. I have a water pick. I thought when I when I first hand they're crazy. When I love them. I love them. When I first used a water pick I was like is this safe. Like this feels like it hurt it that is intense. Yeah. I feel you would cut the head off a mouse of the water pick. Probably. At full force. Yeah. Which is crazy.

Like what is you, dude, I had a cavity and I used the water pick and that shit was. That's our. RIP. That shit was cartoon. That's RIP. It was like Megatron getting to AllSpark and like powering up and then dying before he got to the point where he could maintain it.

It was like, ah. Dude, one of my friends got, did it once and he got the water pick and he put it on like a all cavity. And it made his whole face swell because of how fucking bad and of like fucking disturbed the nerve. They're so, they feel too strong for what they're, what they're used for. It depends on, I don't know. I have, I have one.

It feels insane. You probably shouldn't use the strongest setting, but I don't give a fuck. Well, my thing, I just try to, I just try to, I have it taste the, I mean, touch the bottom gums, because bottom gums are way more sensitive than the top. So like, if you, that shit hurts. So it's just right before it, because I'll use the maximum setting and just right before the gum. To me, because it's just like, the thing that, but rest of sure, guys, it's not a substitute. for flossing because I'll still floss and I'll still get shit out. There's still stuff on my floss and I'm like, how is there still shit coming out of my fucking teeth if I just use this powerful fucking thing?

Teeth are fucking annoying. They're really dumb. And then my fucking, my teeth are really next. Like they're not, my teeth aren't like colliding each other, but they're like right, right next to each other. We got one less thing to worry about with the gap. That's what I have one, I have one huge bit of open real estate. So there you go. I think that's why though.

I mean, that's why it's so fucked. Because I have my gab, the rest of my teeth are like, let's pack in like a fucking Hispanic house. There's a ton of people in it. So for me, it's like when I have to fucking have to freaking like floss my teeth. I literally hear it like doing when I put it out of my between my teeth. And I'm like, this is fucking annoying. Yeah. It sucks.

But I used the water pick at like maybe like a five or a six. I tried it like a 10 once and I was like, no. I put it all the way off. This is painful. I can't do it all the way up. I did it all the way up the first time and it scared me. Yeah. It like a rip the fucking, like a gum off of.

Oh, holy crap. Yeah. I remember me like, this is fucking, what, what is this? What kind of fucking stupid?

You just like this red? Yeah, that was a bunch of red. Dude, I bit my tongue. I haven't done that in. I don't remember the last time I've done it. I feel like I was eating popcorn.

I got up one morning and I was like, oh, I'm unusually hungry. I usually don't eat breakfast. And I made some popcorn and I was watching some bullshit. And not only did I bite my tongue, one of the shells stabbed my fucking tongue when I bit into it

That's the thing that it You open your mouth on your tongue Slant over it I went over to Joe Joe and I was like Oh There's like blood all in my mouth She was like what the fuck is going on? She's like ew She fucking shot me dude

She thought it was a zombie Biting your tongue sucks The thing that gets me is like when I bite my cheek I'm like how the fuck did I bite my cheek? That's a weird one I feel like I'm not moving my mouth How could I possibly That's a weird one

I've been through I've done it so many times I'm sure I have like I'm sure I have like scar tissue on my cheek. Oh, You know what I mean? Maybe so. Just get like the dentist to cut off it and smooth it out a little bit of them.

That's what I was thinking. I was like, can you sand my cheek as thin as possible? I want people to be able to see kind of in my mouth. Ew, like translucent. Like a testicle. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Over a flashlight or something. You've never done that. What? Put your balls over a flashlight. I've never done it. I've definitely done it. I don't think I have.

If I've done it, I don't remember. You've definitely done it recently. You're probably like, I've never done it. I would be. I stretch it as, what I do is I get like a jug that has paint, usually like you know the classic paint jugs.

And I stretch my balls as far as I can over it to cover it. And then I cut a little bit of a hole in it and I flash through. You cut a hole in your fucking testicle. No, no, the bucket. The bucket. Cutting all your balls and it taken one out is great. Whoa. That's what it looks like.

That reminds you that guy that like fucking cut his balls open. He was like a, he was like skating or something. Oh, yeah. I think about that video a lot. I got my nuts. He's like, oh, I got my nuts.

That's so crazy. So terrifying. In fact, they showed even some of that was crazy. Well, I mean, it was pretty.

Yeah, well, it was. I didn't show his balls, but they showed him holding something bloody and I was like, excuse me?

That's so crazy. That's nuts. That's terrifying. They're literally nuts. Fuck you for literally even getting yourself into that situation. Yeah, just die instead.

Fuck you for making me think about that at all. I got to say, skaters are fucking dumb. Like, they, they take some, the stuff that's, the stunts that they take

without and they're like oh i don't want to be a pussy and pat up i'm like you're fucking dumb no so people that really skateboard pat up no they like no people that are like no they pat up on the vert raps because they have to yeah that's true i guess they they streets people who do street tricks you're a pussy if you put any type of padding i grew up with i grew up in the skate community did you use i hated them did you use the fucking helmet either you're dead or you do it all right it was so stupid i might do a cup at least work No. Because like these motherfuckers are grinding poles and they like always hit their nuts. Always. And then they're just like, oh, not again. And I'm like, dude.

You don't have to do that. There's cups. Get a tie steel cup. I think there's somebody grind. But if I have a cup, I'll be tempted to piss in it. They just start pissing it up. He can't help it. He's like, no, I'm peeing again. We could have been drinking. We're going to take. We're going to take with us out. It's a, on the cover of Tony Oxbow Skater. It's, it's, uh, it's, Tony like this and it's just

falling out of his face I don't know But yeah as far as like The pop tar thing I don't know man I've had pop tarts both ways It's fine I definitely prefer them heated up

Listen I like I like really actually I like the crunch that you get from like the There's something about like the corners I love the corners When they're like heated up and crunchy Can I be very rude to you? It's fine It's fine to just have them

The moment after I had the total shoot I was like Why the fuck when I eat a pop tart ever again They're very different and very good the flaky crust, the pie crust. A Toaster strudel is obviously superior, but you can't eat them cold. You can't eat them cold. You did not eat them cold. I'm definitely in a mushroom.

You're a fucking monster. Of course, I'm a sad, man. I'm a backwater monster. See, to me, Toaster strudels were for the weekends because I had time to heat up my food. And that's the thing that I'm weirded out about this guy right here. I'm like, bro. We all. I pulled it together for like 25 minutes until it's finally magically frozen.

And then I would eat the whole plastic bag. Man, I eat whole box. I didn't Like through the whole thing You're fucking A literal fucking monster You're a garbage man Hey man

What were you saying? I was saying Yeah You know Just being logic about Logic We didn't have time to fucking At least

Most students I knew Me growing up I just got to speak for Here to peer We didn't have time To make breakfast You grabbed your fucking Pop-Tarts Or up at all

Like I really I really don't remember eating breakfast at home during school. I would be, it would be like waffles and bacon a lot. Oh, and then maybe some eggs, I never remember.

Did your parents make that or did you make it? Both kind of. I, that's, to me, that's so foreign because we're like, my parents are already gone for work. Yeah.

We get up. I'm fucked. I don't want to be up this early. And then you just grab something and go to work to school. Same thing, right? And by the time it was the first break, I was finally awake.

which was around 10. My parents got up stupid early. So they were like early morning people. Yeah. They would get up regardless if there was anything. I remember waking up. So they'd be up early and they would just be back and stuff. I remember going to bed at genuinely like maybe 2 o'clock in the morning and waking up at like six getting ready for school.

I remember that. And being fine. Yeah. If I do that now, I'm there's part of me is going to still be in a bed like genuinely. Like a physical piece of me. It is crazy. I used to go to sleep so late and wake up so early and then. roll out of bed, no problem.

I would hate it. It would annoy me, but like, it would be more like, man, I hate that I have to go. I would be energized than how much I hated what I was doing. Like, I'd be awake. But like now it's like, I went to bed at like 3 a.m. I woke up at like nine. I'm just like, I feel fucking exhausted. I need it.

Lower than six, obviously I should get more than six, but six is the requirement for me to not feel dead. For me, five. If I get at least five hours sit back in function as about the day, if I get less than five, I will probably fall asleep. I crashed by about 5 p.m. at five. Like if I get five hours of sleep I'll forget about it And then towards like the Like five-ish or whatever

I'm like why the fuck am I so tired And I'm like oh yeah I forgot I'll get five hours of sleep But then I'll get past 11 and I'm back at fucking prime I'm like I can stay up all fucking night now That thing I always feel like What am I giving up to have that recharge Like there's something

I'm giving up a piece of myself to like Not go to sleep or take a nap And then I'm like I'm okay I'm back And what sucks is that we have to clean our house Every night before we go to bed We have to like make sure the house like at least like tidy.

You should try one day where you just never. Don't do it. You just vomit all over the ground. I can't. And don't clean it up. You should do it. I physically can't like at the point I get nervous now when I was not clean. That's fucking horrible.

Yeah. To have some sort of anxiety. I get uncomfortable. You created that for yourself. No, she created it in me. She made me that way. Yeah,

that's why you got to be the man. And it'd be like, no, we're doing it this way. No. I got my studio, man. I sometimes.

But I love, I love how pretty my house looks though. You got to hit her in the head with a hammer. You got to hit her in the head with a hammer And tell you don't clean that blood Don't clean that blood Joe keeps the blood there for a week She cleans up my blood

It's all good You know When you bleed Yeah when I bleed all over the floor Like from falling all the time Falling till you bleed Is crazy dude Falling so often

That it's a common occurrence Like oh yeah You know when you fall and you bleed You're talking about it like it's Like it's normal Like it's every day Like I'm gonna go Oh man should watch out

I can't come up will come over and you know I'm bleeding again. It's like from what? I can't have got rid of spills, you know, from all my fucking throws and spills. Yeah, we're cleaning the house. There's a lot of blood on the floor. It's like, what?

It's like, yeah, I fell again. It's like, you, I like, I like, having to go to war at roaches to get his house clean. Like, he's like, he's got, like, barter with them. I do like that, yes.

They have fucking, um, they have, they have treaties and stuff and ceasefires. Stop! Him and a roach sit at a table and they fucking says, they're talking about how they're going to move about things. Like the roaches making sense Give our people six months

To be able to relocate And by all means We need this And like sir Your gums are bleeding again It's like oh oh sorry I'm sorry You know don't you hate when your gums bleed roach

No I'm not filthy I'm not filthy Like we actually have hygiene I know we look gross But we're actually pretty clean We're only here because there's resource here For us to have it You're filthy

You're fucking barbarian sir Might we have safe passage In the evenings It is kind of weird That they operate that way What? You wish you could? I wish I could eat bugs and not feel gross about it

Oh Oh yeah I can't do it Well they just look gross That's the problem I can't I don't want to I think evolutionarily Like they look gross stuff I wish I could be like ooh a roach

I've eaten like Seasoned mealworms And it was fine But like I don't know Never again It was more of like Like don't be a pussy thing Like they were brought into our school

And one of our team teacher was like, yeah, I try them. And we're all just kind of doing that thing. Like, I'm not a bitch. And me, I'm like, never again. I'm like, I am a bitch. It wasn't, it was fine. But also, I just, I don't want to eat worms.

I can never do it. Lacey fed me a cricket. And that was the last time I saw her. You screams hard to stream edit. There's something about cricket. Why do you know that? Because I watched the stream. You screamed in a stream ended.

I did scream so loud that it disrupted the internet. Or at least that's what it seemed like happened. Why did she have crickets? Was it like for that? It was like a bit. It was like, We were doing like a blind taste thing. Oh, taste thing.

Okay, gotcha. It was like, all right, yeah. And like, some of it was like was like was like, most of it was like generic menial shit. And then there was the fucking cricket. Mm. I remember being like, you've made me a creature now. You've made me a denizen.

You've made me a bug eater. Right. You've killed me. You've killed me. You've killed me. You've killed me. So good. He's so calm as he's saying it too.

As he's being torn as under presumably. Yeah. And he killed, killed like he's already dead. He's been killed. You killed me. The realization of you're already not, you're going to die. That's a real thing. Like, oh, shit, I'm cool.

I wish I had that, I'm that present to do something like that, you know? Oh, I'm going to die. Oh, you've killed me. And then I die. That's a green goblin when the fire the gliders come at him. He's like, oh. What is this? What have you done?

What is this question? I killed your dad. Dad, nigga. That's what I did. He goes over to him right. He starts to bully. I killed your dad. Like, your dad's dead.

He grabs my scrub up his neck, wring him. That's your dead dad. That's your dead dad. That's your dead dad. Look, fight me off right now. Go on. Yeah, what the fuck are you going to let go of you?

Right now. Go ahead and do something about it. And I put his face against his dead chest. There's no heartbeat. Dead chest. There's no heartbe. Dead chest. His dad's dead chest.

Look at no heartbe. look, he's nothing. You know I can push your head through his chest right now? What's wrong with you? I tell you, that's like, that's real. People don't understand that a right villains. I can write a real seriously fucked up person. The next day, Peter checks on Harry.

Hey, anything anything else thing happened to you? Whoa, what happened in here? You all right? Please, Harry. Why is your dad's dead body there? You seem like you experienced something really traumatizing. Did you kill him? Did you kill your cat?

You should let me money right now to not talk about this. I'm going to report you to the guy. Right now. You should do it right now. I'm calling somebody. JJ. JJ. Imagine he gets him arrested for killing his dad.

Oh my God. See, that's the universe. That would send you on the warpath for Spider-Man. Then he keeps the body. That should be the story. That should be the real black suit story. Ooh.

Yeah. Is it the black suit makes him. rub, look at Harry's face and the Green Goblin's dead chest, and then frames him for murder. That's great. That way he has a reason to hate Spider-Man. That isn't fucking stupid. That would have been great.

Anyway, asking for seconds in Jonestown, Rodin. That's a good one. That's a good one. You fucking survive. The Jonestown massacre? He's drinking the Kool-A. He's fucking, he survives it. He walks in.

He lies. You see there's a quick time. when his bonds come up. Success, success, success, success, success, success.

I'm ready for another. Why do you get so quiet? No, that wasn't that bad. Okay. Oh. Man. He says the poison effect,

but he's like, he's like still mobile at least. One person that choose not to drink. I think that all the time, like the one person that's like, oh, like throws it into a plant or something over their shoulder. It goes into a plant.

The plant grows feet, walks around. I have absolutely. I've absolutely done that at bars. Oh, like fake. We're like, people who just like they keep doing one more round. I'm like, ha, yeah. Don't know for it.

That's crazy. I'm just like, I'm not like, I appreciate it. But like, I also, to be fair, I'm not saying like, oh, let me get another one and then they do it. It's like, here's something forced upon you. I say no. And it doesn't matter. It's like, well, you've chosen to waste this money. I, right.

That's how I feel. I've poured my drink of people's cops before. That's crazy. That's crazy. What the fuck? It's like. That's so much. You're still drinking, man?

Whoa, it's crazy. You should drive home, though, right after you're doing all those drinks. Anyway. I just have 30-year-old quailudes. For what purpose? For moments like that. Just like...

Watch this, guys. It's like the fucking putt-putt. Like, it's... Anyway, asking for seconds and just out wrote in. He writes in with a fascinating, like, this is a good hook line. I got to be honest.

You got me in the first sentence. He says, Help. My friend became racist. Oh, sick. Okay, Kpaso. I'm, you've piqued my curiosity. For context, I'm an Aussie, and parentheses, not to confirm Derek's bias, but he is Indian.

I don't know what that means. Oh, I'm too early on. There's not an Indians, and I'll show you. No, but I don't know what... I don't understand. I guess, you know, I'll just read it without that confirmation. Yeah, it's all good. We got it.

No worry about it. I'm an Aussie. For context, I'm in Aussie. We went to high school together and liked the same shit, had the same shit, had the same sense of humor. Some of it was edgy, but who wasn't? After school, he moved to a country town for work and has become the most uninspired, boring racist, I know. I wouldn't mind it if he was still funny, but he just says the N-word. He's not black. I think he says he wouldn't mind if it was funny. That is kind of the past universally. Not if someone's like really racist.

Well, I guess the thing is it's like you don't know how serious it is because they're good about being funny about it. There's like, if you're funny about it, I think that can be comedy. But if you're like actively hateful and executing hate as a different thing. Well, is it, so here's the thing.

I would assume on just baseline reasoning that like it is, it's probably better to be authentically racist than funny than it is to be authentically racist than not funny. Well, at least there's better for you.

Better for the racist experience. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I guess it is for who. Because what happened is that when you're racist and you're funny, you get people on your side to be racist, which is actually technically more dangerous. Sure.

It's kind of like. Yeah. Absolutely. It's kind of like, did you make the fire worse or better? Yeah. You know what I mean? But putting it out. It's like, well, both kind of.

It's a worse fire. It's better for everybody involved, I guess. But anyway, he says after school. Yeah. So he moved. He became the most boring racist. I know. I wouldn't mind it if he was so funny, but he just says the N word.

He's not black. You should read mind comp. and calls people booms? Boons? Boong. I've never even heard that. I've never heard that one. He's basically Sweene if he was, if he wasn't black. I don't know.

I think he's cooked. Any advice? Unfortunately, he's my only close friend. Otherwise, I wouldn't be asking. I don't know, man. Well, sometimes you outgrow people. You got to separate from birth on that. If your friend is like genuinely racist, I wouldn't be friends with him.

What the fuck? Yeah, it would be hard for me to be friends with somebody who's like genuinely a racist person. Like, I don't know anybody that's a genuine racist person. He's racist. He's racist. He's racist.

He's racist. And Indian is, it's interesting. He's wearing his comedy shorts. I don't know. He's, uh... You're a racist of life of your Indian, brother. Like, what do you mean? Yeah, being an Indian-Australian-

Australian racist is wild. He's like, um... I do not like black people. No, nor. I do not associate me. Or no. Or-N-R-N-R-N-R. In that video, right?

I do not associate with N words. Yeah, yeah. That's a classic. Of course. Kriki. Kriki, mate. Kriky, mate. You can't.

You can't. You can't? Oh, where to go. I don't even. I can't even imagine that. Yeah, that sounds about. But, yeah, I mean, look, I don't know. I have a few friends that have turned into those virtually Nazis.

Yeah, we just don't talk to them. Yeah, I don't talk to them anymore. It is what it is. It's insane because of how much they were like an anti-establishment. person. You were like, like, like, acquaintances or like, like, uh, oh, like actual friends. I was like a brother to me. Yeah.

Okay. I love that guy. I do have one. They weren't like, they weren't like brothers to me, but like I knew them well. Two, actually, yeah. I remember. You weren't as close to them towards the end as always like me and, um, the other ones were like, that was like my bro. He was like one of my homies.

There were people. There's always people. I don't know, man. I don't want to give anybody can say in retrospect. It's like, oh, yeah. I knew it. It's not that I knew it. But, like, I just had a sense with certain people where I'm just like, I'm not going to get along with you that well.

Or for that long. Like, there's certain people that you can, you meet and you tell like, this is like maybe like a two year kind of thing. I think what happened is that certain people, I genuinely think it's exposure and lack of exposure does a lot of work. Because it happens if you keep, if you keep seeing the wrong in things, it's understandable to become. I, dude, I almost fell down a prejudice pipeline a few times, man. Almost for this guy. When it came to like genuine. When it generally came to like, like right now, right, when I see all when I, if I wasn't, if I wasn't as someone that is savvy and around people I know, seeing all this stuff happening to Israel could definitely take your perspective of, do you should want a global scale, you know?

It shouldn't. It shouldn't. It shouldn't. It shouldn't if you are a person that looks into those things, but it can. I don't need, if you didn't, it gets from my perspective. I'm, this is anecdotal, right? I just, as a kid, I understood that it's not the skin color. That's the fucking problem.

I agree with that. So it can't affect me in that way. It just can't. It doesn't matter if it went. When I learned how many Jewish people were in control of a lot of things in American media, it didn't do anything to me because I was smart enough to understand, well, these guys are looking out for each other.

And they're giving each other fucking jobs. Because that's what fucking everybody does. Right. Everybody should do. I work for new. Everybody does that. That is you are right. I'm black and Hispanic.

We famously don't help each other out for some reason. And it's like crazy to me. It would be nice. A lot of them, a lot of them, they take. take the ladder up with them. But yeah. I want to be near white people. Sorry.

Father nigger. You can't come up here with me. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. I got the time. But yeah. What was I going to say?

It's true though, dude. No, but it is. Look at how many second generation Mexicans voted for Trump. And it's like your parents would get deported, bro. That is a great.

It's crazy to be. On that level. That is what one of my friends right now is one of those people who is, he can't vote because he's not, he was going to become a citizen, but something happened, COVID happened. But like he would have,

you would have voted for that fucking dumb ass. And you know what the weird thing is? He can't figure out why. One of my closest friends just told me this. He can't figure out why nobody wants to fuck with him. That's what's so funny about people like that. It's just like, why doesn't anybody want to hang out?

Why doesn't anybody like me? I don't understand. I went to go by. The people left me behind this. Every time I go out, I just talk about the Jews and nobody wants to hang out with me. It's crazy. I went to go buy some of his own. It's almost like you kill the vibe everywhere.

And I don't, like, dude, how he not, like, it's so weird how they don't understand that. I bought some of his car Nidzzi as he has a little company where he does, I went to his house to go buy some. And three separate times he tried to make like a Somali joke. Yeah. And like that shit's not funny to me. Like the, you know, Minnesota, fraud, all that bullshit. Yeah. And I was like, bro, I just told him, bro, like, you need to stop.

watching right week media it's fucking it's like it's not watching right week like it's fucking annoying it's really I don't even care about you at this point I just like I'm it's annoying I just told them that and then

I mean I remember being a note like dude it's it's it's it's it's the same principle it's a different obviously like the context it's different contextually yeah but like I remember growing up with people and there and like I remember reconnecting with a friend of ours like a couple years ago

and I remember we were going to go see we were going to go see Isle of Dogs Oh yeah Remember that movie? Yeah yeah I think it was it Was it?

No Who was it? Wait You fucked me up You know No but stop Stop talking I'm talking

Wes Anderson Yes Wes Anderson My brain was like No it's not It was West Anderson It was yes No I think it is

My brain was literally doing like I I Rob Schneider Rob Schneider Was he a dog? Was he a dog? Was he a dog?

Was he a dog? Was he a dog? Oh my God. It was a West Anderson movie and it was like a kind of like a stop motion I don't know. It looked really cool.

I never saw it. It's a good movie. But we're going to go see it. And it was like, this friend of ours that we knew from back in the day, he came. And it was just like this whole thing about like, oh, it's cultural appropriation that movie. Or like something like that.

Because he's like he's telling a Japanese story or something. And I just remember being like, this is so annoying. Shut up. Like I remember being like you got to stop. Yeah. You got to stop watching. whatever it is you're watching.

It's just like when you become that irritating, when you, when the media that you consume turns you into that, it's like you shut the fuck up. I think that, that mentality was a sci-op too for me and very honest. I think what happened is that a lot of people. But this is also a sci-op, you know what I mean? No, no, no, but I think, I think genuinely,

it's all sci-off. It's all-sia-sia-o-s-all-sci-o. But I think genuinely it was a-law. They want you to believe that either Airbud is an actor or a fake dog or knows how to pretend how to play basketball. That's crazy. Chris, Chris, stop trying to push the air of the air. Airbuds a real person.

Airbus a man of a suit. It's clearly a man. You said this for years, mind you. Like off, off screen, guys, over 10 years of saying this shit. It's real.

That's why. It's like, it comes back and I'm like, hey, Chris, we're not 18 and our friends Batesman high anymore. Stop saying. You believe,

what do you believe? It's a dog. Oh, it's a dog. They got a dog that knows. Have you guys seen them? Let me tell you something. It's crazier.

You know how they say it's, it's, you know how they say the moon landing? It's like it's crazier to have fake the moon landing than it is to have just simply done it. Yeah. It's crazier in my opinion to train a dog to pretend to know how to play basketball. To train a dog how to play basketball. It's just a shot.

I agree, Alex Jones. Thank you, Alex Jones. I love the image of the guy. I'd be like, please, I need this, man. Woof! Come on, man. Don't do this to me. I realize my girl's here.

Air fucking 360 through the leg, dunk on him, poster his ass. He hung up there. I was like, that's a. Doggy. Airbud robbing a scholarship away from a child just trying to play sports. It's hysterical. I love that. But what were we talking about?

I think the idea that becoming people change, right? People change. And like, it just happens, you know. And I think, I don't know. I think it's being over. Being so overly political that you can't even enjoy like a movie though. Like I don't know. Like you're just always thinking about like what are you fucking doing?

They're always just trying to find it. It was like the trans weirdos that they see it like it happened again. where like, uh, Steve O was on Joe Rogan's podcast. And then Joe Rogan pulled up this bogus statistic, but it's just weird. He was like comparing trans shooters to the how many people, um, ICE agents have killed. I was just like, he said that, dude, what a weird comparison to make. He said that shit out loud and no one called him on that. It isn't that.

Jamie didn't do it. That was crazy. That's why I say like, Jamie don't get, Jamie don't get enough hate. What happened? He doesn't. What happened is I understand Joe Rogan is an intimidating guy. When you're in it, when you're in someone's space like that, I understand. I understand like being, like, kettlebells.

Like I understand. He eats a kettlebell. Okay. Well, he does. Well, I would be a little intimidated if he does that. He does a hundred swings in a minute and then eats it. And you're like, bro, that's impressive. But also, he's chewing it.

Like a fucking apple's polishing. That would be intimidating. But no, I don't know, man. Like that whole, it is. It is people. It is crazy. It is crazy to me that people They'll look at like

Oh, trans shooters or whatever And there's like, I don't know how many of them Like fucking less than 10 or whatever There's been maybe five There's maybe like five Since 20 to 2007 or something like that Like whatever It's such an inconclusive number

And then meanwhile you'd be like Oh what about like the X First of all this is a dumb thing to say too But like this is like oh What about all the The white shooters And it's like well that's that's

Well no But it's like there's way more. There's way more straight white male shooters than any other, by orders of magnitude. It doesn't be that every straight white male is a shooter. But I mean like what is the argument if you're going to say that about trans people? Oh, there's five trans shooters. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that trans people got like what?

You have a lot of people. How can you possibly believe that about this and not the other thing? Right. It's completely fake. It's so broken their brain. But a big of part of these factors are white. And it's like, oh, they don't want to. The whole thing is the underlining thing that's like, hey, are you working?

Worried about gun violence or not. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. You're not because they're not. That's why it only comes up when it's involved trans people. Yeah. And no other capacity. I had to,

I got so annoyed because I did on a post and Instagram, I said that Jamie doesn't get enough hate because I completely thought about making a video on that. I thought about making a video on that. And some guy came in was like, well, actually, and you started talking about trans people. And like I just got so annoyed that I called him, I think a retard four times in one of my response. I was like,

claim for retards like you i just kept going and i was like caring about trans shooters and not gun violence as a whole is the most this the height of retarded it is true i said retarded too many times because i know there's probably people that wanted to like it they're probably like they're probably like three i agree with what you're saying but get it off the back or you got it they're probably agreed with my take but they also couldn't like how many times but i was just so annoyed that i'm it's inferior you're so stupid i can't believe it really bothers me it's like it's like it's like Trans people, am all right? Trans people are not

If you take away the guns They got trans dogs playing basketball If you take away the guns From that trans shooter They could probably still do harm It's some other way But you know how it's gonna be much less harm The guns of the vehicle used

To do so much harm Is there a greater problem in mental health? Yes, duh, that is the greater problem But why not lessen the ability to do irreparable damage While fixing the mental health problem? Well, you know what? Instead we just ignore both

of them and it's like what's going on. I think it's a skill issue personally. Because I've never been school shot. Yep. That's true. Can't be that hard. You were definitely, you know, in an orange zone for it though, for sure. Orange zone? Yeah. It wasn't a red zone, but it was a, like, potentially, it was, it was definitely. It was definitely there. Like, I was in a green zone. You're in gun country, kind of. I was in a green zone where it was like, it wasn't quite, like, we would get it for not like someone getting bullied. It's like some guy brings a gun and then something goes wrong and someone gets shot. It's not like Malinten is just that like you brought a gun.

Yeah, we could have had it. I saw a fucking 9mm. In the middle of the bathroom, smoking weed, doing like little dances, and I saw a gunfly of a backpack. Dude, some kid brought a mortar. Some kid brought a mortar into gym.

God, shut up. My story is so real, and his story is just ridiculous. We were like doing the duggy and stuff like that. He goes he slams it down, presses the button, and runs,

runs away. you imagine a school mortering done by like done by a student not like Israel but like but like that's a problem some kid

what? No sorry go I was just saying that's a problem Go ahead go It is a problem What's the problem? The problem is that it's kind of funny The problem is that it's kind of funny

Like a school shooting is like Obviously never funny It's just tragic because it's like This could be prevented But someone bringing a mortar And decimating dozens of children You're like what? Look I will say

You said it before Wait wait time on time on time on Derek You think it's funny about funny Israel sending flyers five minutes to evacuate before they're not talking about Israel. Oh, you're not talking about Israel. Yeah, we're talking about a child. What's like, Chris? Be quiet.

Let's talk about Israel. Yeah. Why? Why? Here we go. What's going on? You're getting paid? You know if you're looking to Derek's bank?

You see a significant donation to him from A-Back. Which is very interesting, Derek. What do you get money for A-Bank for? I have never hid the fact that I'm getting paid millions by Israel. Oh. And I'm... So you just suck then? Yeah, I've never...

Yeah. Damn, you know, here's the problem, though. God damn, and now I want to talk about Israel. Let's not. No, I'm not going to really talk about Israel. Why not? At the point where I'm at right now, I'm so jaded and apathetic.

I could not. I might. I could not. See, here's the problem. I normally I never would even, like, it would never. Dude, I didn't take right wing money back in the day. Oh, I thought you were talking about mortaring someone. Oh.

Holy shit That's what I was like Oh He's like oh He's got murder on his mind He's getting intense No no no Like oh I want to see where this go

I wouldn't take Israeli Backed money But ever Except for I just I've lost a lot of hope I've lost a lot of

Humanity I think they'll just kill you though Okay Now I have no debt I just don't have Would you take the tenant The Russia money You know like

Tim pool and all them Yeah fucking whatever At this point, like, who gives you shit? That's kind of my feel. I was like, dude, I wouldn't, I would not go out and seek it. But if some fucking agent, some obvious, like, Russian agent guy wearing a fucking, like, KBG thing. A KBG thing. A KBGB bear comes up, a bag of fucking money.

The issue is that I would just take it. And then I just like, I just would forget what the rules are. I would just forget what the rules were. Oh, Russia is, they're not just bad, I guess. I would just be like, hey guys. This is my opinion. Russia is They're not so bad

You know Not so bad Russia's kind of cool Hey I couldn't do it No wait That's Jewish They got a Russian

They got a lot of Russian Jews I love Tetris Yeah yeah There you go A lot of them moved to Israel Actually Yeah You know

You crane right there Oh Ukraine right there Ew More like you lame Am I right Hey We can do like a 3D thumbs up

And fuck it Don't to my Patreon. Putin's like, I fucking love these guys. I love these guys. I fucking love America. 20 million marupils. Tune into our next episode where we talk about the benefits of bombing Chernobyl.

Why? Why would you bomb that place? You know they did that, right? Yeah. They did? Russia drone strike Chernobyl. In 2022. What purpose? Still got a couple people over there.

Terrorism. What do you mean? Still got a couple. Oh, I have a, we have a voicemail from somebody. The Chernobyl? No, that. The Chernobyl Bay? Somebody knows somebody that got sick from Chernobyl.

What? Yeah. Why would you go there? I didn't hear that now. Do we have it? I can pull it on. Yeah, pull it. I have.

Why would you go there? That's insane. I think the person lived, I forgot the story. I can't remember. Chernobyl. I would never, like, I don't know. I don't have that, like, urge to be like, hmm, this place is destitute. I don't know journalists go to do, like, reporting and stuff.

Yeah. I guess you just wear your thing. You know, it's really funny. It's like, it's, apparently it's manageable. Like, imagine if you were innocent, right? And you're like, hey, imagine you're innocent, right? And you're like, your girlfriend's like, oh, I think you're cheating on me, right? And you're like, I'm not.

Right. He's like, I don't believe you. And it's like, here, take the means to be able to prove I'm innocent. Here, check it. You know? Like what, the phone or something? Yeah, like my phone, all my accounts, you know, everything's open to you. I don't have to, I don't have anything to hide, you know?

Check it, right? Yeah. Now, imagine being called, you're doing something really fucked up, right? and imagine no allowing no one from anywhere that not be biased to not check it out. Allowing no reporters from any other countries, allowing no data to come from anywhere else. And it's like, we're not doing anything wrong. And it's like, that's cool. Let other people come in and check and see if you're doing something wrong.

And it's like, no, no, no way. You guys hate us too much to do that. You sound like someone who's not getting paid. And then you're getting, there are people of your faith that are like, we'll go in there and we'll be non-biased. We win or lose nothing. You sound like a poor. No. It's like poor speak right now.

You know, like you want to. I don't cut sign any of this. You're doing tax fraud. No, I'm not. Here's my tax. I'm not doing tax fraud. If you had a bag, you'd be like, I see nothing wrong. Like, and that's what I think.

Oh, you're in these files for doing something. No, I'm not. Release the files to people. Go ahead. Check. I'm not involved in this. No, I'd be like, yeah. No, we have no business.

I saw this Trump supporter. He saw that? If someone can. If someone came with me, it's like, Kingston, I think you're in these files that are terrible. Like, I'm not checking. Open them up. I saw a video. Go ahead.

Check. I saw a video of this dude talking to, like, people at, like, a Trump rally or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were like, it's not the one that you were talking about. Oh, okay. But, like, I saw that one, too, and it's infuriating. But there's one where I'm like, some lady being like, only Trump has the balls to open the straight or whatever. And it's like, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, only he could open the straight was open before him and he closed it, but only he could reopen it. And he's like, exactly. It's like, I don't know. I just don't know what to suit, what to do. And he opened it back up, right? He's like, yes, he did. And he just closed it again after 24 hours.

Yeah, it was like later that day, close. Yeah, I need people to understand. It's, it's draining. It really is draining. It is draining. It's draining. And I want people to understand to the ones that are like how. Like, if they ask like, how could someone be that stupid?

learning the psychology of the brain of like somebody who's like attached their identity to somebody like this is this is the mental gymnastics you have to do to maintain that image you have to do it and so their brain does it by default they're not even doing it on purpose right like they they like what you what you just said it was a perfect example of that is that nationalism in general dude like that's what happens when you become so attached to your nation your nation doesn't really mean much about you because it's like you can be from anywhere You being from a particular place means very little technically. It's actually really stupid.

It technically means nothing because you could just be, I could be me and born somewhere else and I'm just a person from that place. Yeah. It doesn't really have that much to do with the person I truly am. Yeah. As a kid, being an American meant something to me. And as I got older and older, I'm like, what? Yeah. Just immediately.

The fuck? I don't really think I'd ever meant anything. But I think I'm just, I'm unfortunately so hyperblank. I remember, I remember being vaguely. That's why I'm not like, it's always. I remember being vaguely patriotic because I remember at least feeling like, oh, yeah, you know, things are improving.

I remember feeling specifically like, oh, like I'm going to get a house. You know what I mean? Like, oh, a quarter, I can use a quarter and buy something. You know what I mean? Like everything felt like, oh, okay. This is not a bad, like it's not perfect. But like, yeah, this is like within the realm of like manageable.

I think the world was relatively perfect in my mind for a long while. think what happened is that I just I don't know I sat at history class like once and like I paid attention I was like oh I'm logged out well history's always but the thing to me was like the thing that really got me was the recession that was a big one when we when we bailed the banks out that was a big one I didn't get it at the time that's that to me I remember being like oh you know I didn't get it because I was I was like 13 14 years I didn't really understand that that that was a big one I don't understand that much either but like I I knew enough to be like this wait wait a minute wait a minute

After I met Jayle-in was when that is when it clicked to me how fuck that was. I just remember being like, wait a minute. So they can lose all this money and then be fine and no charges at all. And they're just peachy keen. They got bonuses.

They got the bonuses too. Ostensibly. Obama mentioned that. The bonuses they got. They got to get their bonuses, nigger. might as well right yeah there was already one in there's already one in there spend off

dude I yeah that to me was like the moment it's like that does not like the war in the Middle East that's bad 9-11 that was crazy but like that to me was like oh like because at least the war in the middle league like at least I could understand the first year of that being like we got we just got attacked

in like a major city thousands are dead it makes sense the bloodlust would be there but then like you learn it's like oh we didn't even go to the right place Even for me, that's just like... That felt weird because I had Muslim friends and it was like, they didn't... What? Well, it's not about Muslims.

It's about like... Well, for stupid people. It's like, holistically. It's like the Gamergate thing. For people. It's just like, there is an argument to be made that like there should be more ethics in the way that we do this video game journalism thing. It's not what it is to most people, but there's an argument for it on the baseline. There's an argument to be made.

It's like, yeah, if we get attacked on our soil, like we should probably fuck up the people who did it. I think that's baseline. Yeah. That really is baseline war. I agree with the idea. It's the most justified reasons to do anything like that. It's literally like you can't just fucking do that. I wouldn't count the dumbasses that were fucking trying to attack people that lived here. Because for me like, oh, you're brown. You did it. Yeah, that's insane.

Yeah, but that was real. Well, yeah. Those are dumb. Right. But what I'm saying is like the impetus between the initial surge of support for that like makes sense to me. Like neurologically. Like I can understand that. And I for me, the banks made the bank thing made no sense to me. Like there's no like, there's no reality where that would have made sense at all.

And our rep. For me it was, for me it was slavery. Like when I figured out that like slavery happened and then it like got stopped and it was kind of just like, okay, that's it. It was like, but like the people that like wanted that, they don't just go away. That doesn't just stop. And I was like, oh, this is. And then I saw roots in fifth grade. It's crazy.

I just should have got fired. I saw roots in school. I saw roots in school too. I fell asleep. That's crazy. That's crazy. boring burr

dude but I was like Where's Spider-Man? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's Spider-Man? Is that Toby Maguire? Then I don't care. Spider-Man fucking takes the whip. That's so sick, dude.

That's insane. Hey, leave him a low, buddy. Hey, he's busy. Hey, let me get a crack at it. Don't say that. Stop, stop. That really, that really bothered me. Don't say that.

Don't say shit like that. Whoa, that hurt me. All right, go ahead. I'm a little tired from beating this boy anyway. Stop, please. Well, great power. Comes great whippin. Great whipping.

Guys, please stop. Tears him up. Guys, please. He webs it out to give it more. Okay, I'm Toby. I'm Toby. Stop. I am Toby.

Okay. I'm good. Oh, my God. No more. No more. African accent. American. Completely American. He starts saluting in everything. He broke him. I'm Toby. Okay, okay. It's great. It's great. I'm good.

Spider-Man, the slave hunter is crazy. That's how you do it. Yeah. He has a fucking a fucking southern tuxedo fucking suit. It's all white and shit and but it still has the wedding suit. It's like Jordan's wedding suit. No, Jordan's holiday suit. His wedding suit wasn't that bad. His, the, did you think it was not that bad? His wedding suit was pretty wild. It was pretty, you know, if we didn't know who Jordan was, I'd be like, who was this guy?

The one he wore for the holiday party was crazy. The Halloween party, that was a nuts suit. It was like, send up a Colonel Sanders suit. It's like, dude, what are you? Isn't it crazy that they're still doing iterations of the colonel? Like, they're still doing commercials. And I was like, I don't. Norm MacDonald played him for a little bit.

He did. He did. He did. She's so weird. I just feel like, is like, is that. Hey, chicken. Isn't that, isn't that? Isn't that like...

In Canada, we have something similar to the chicken. It's called caribou. Not even close. Caraboo. What are you saying? That's our national burger. I just,

I'm like I'm not, I'm not some fucking wokester, but I'm also like, isn't that a little weird? Well, they haven't just retired this character because like, he's such a, like, come on. I do kind of miss Antrima,

my got to be real. Oh. I don't really care. I didn't know that you did. Yeah, she was nice. Yeah. You know, for a while, they had a...

What happened to the pop-by? They had the Popeye commercials where they had this, like, black lady on it. Love them niggas from Popeye. Yeah. What is that? Bro, did you see that... Do you remember that they had, like, commercials? Don't want the...

The Popeye Chicken's hair. People were killing to the forehead. Niggas were like, there's like a nigga... I remember that, yeah. And I'm like, oh, you can't do that. What are you doing? You can't do it. I know everyone loves fried chicken, but still...

We should stop with that. That joke is kind of... It doesn't make a older joke. It doesn't make a older joke. It doesn't make a older joke. two stop. It's kind of an older one. It's kind of fall out of place. They still do. The black person joke now is Hellcats.

Like the Hellcat jokes are. What? Those are funny. Hennessy maybe. Hennessy and Hellcats. I don't hear people talking about it. Black people, a lot of black people have Hellcats. I will say that.

I mean, yeah, sure. It's a commonality. I remember we were at Chili's. We were at Chili's. And the waitress, somebody was asking, like, what drinks we should get. It was a black waitress. And she was like, well, I like Hennessy. And I remember being like,

it's fine to like Hennessy you don't say it was just wild oh really oh really don't say like right in her face I wouldn't have noticed I wouldn't have done Do you know your dad

That's crazy That's crazy I know She went to go He went to go get smokes He went to get smokes 20 years ago And my father

But it was it was just funny Because I was like It's like one of those things Where it's just like Oh it like You know what I mean Like things line up It's like when you see

An Asian driving poorly It's just like that's unfortunate It has I lived in an area like that and I got to tell you. Let's move on. I got to tell you. I got to be real. Fucking red light.

Oh, stops in the middle of the road during the red light. I'm like, so you kept going and then you realized it was a red light like 10 seconds after and then you stop in the middle of the road. I'll say that it's just always, it's unfortunate when a stereotype just like lands. My thing is like,

do they not have red and green lights where you can't? Like I just, I'm not racist. be like oh they can't see that's retarded but i'm like how is you think of that i thought that i thought that was the stereotype i thought that was a stereotype i thought it was like they drive bad because oh their eyes or something oh my god i'm like like did the the the the the traffic signals different are they like like letters like like he like something that's i'm confused i've seen singaporean streets it's still the same it's the same so i'm like why are you

driving so insane. I don't get it. I don't get it. This is a little set tangent off. It's not racist. I know shocker for me, guys. It's not racist. Yeah. But there's nothing I hate worse than people that halfway do something and then like halfway through doing so big terrible. They're like, oh, never mind. It's like people that are

driving, it's like, oh, stop short halfway road. It's like, nigga, just go through. You're already running a light. You might as well. Just go through. It does bother me. You're on the fucking crosswalk now. It's like, it's like, I'm going to steal something small because I want to feel not too terrible about things like, brother, you're already stealing. You know, really? Let's take all of it, bro.

What are you doing? It bugs me when I'm crossing the street and it's like a really long street. I've got a while and somebody's turning and they're waiting for me. Yeah. Just go. I'm accounting for you. I've already accounted for like the trajectory. I've accounted for all this.

If you stop, you throw my math off and then I got to do this weird like jog at the end. And it's just like you're putting me in a position. Just fucking drive. Always. I hate it. I always hate that. You're so much faster than me. You're so much faster than I can ever be.

Go. Pipe mom, do the fucking winchew. There you go. That'll teach them one time. That'll teach them forever. You learned your lesson very quickly. Yeah.

It's a very short lesson. Do you have that voicemail? Oh, yeah, yeah. Chinibony noble. It's a buck 24. Let's see. Let's see how fast it goes. The minute 24.

We reserve the right to cut your voicemails off. We do. I remember this being interesting, but also, I was very late when I was curating. So, oh, what the? Did that work? What the? There you know. Uh, Hey, Sarko, this is Frank and Toby. I just want to let you guys know that recently I found out that my coworker lived approximately 200 kilometers away from Chernobyl. And the way that I found this out is because he has to go. in every three months for a biopsy because he has skin cancer. And he was telling me about how, like, you know, back from the fucking place that he was from,

he, uh, like, he's like 67 now. This thing happened 30 years ago, uh, 1986 for context. But, you know, he, he's just like, oh, yeah, no, everything was fine. Everybody was fine for, for years. And then the, the place went off. and people started dying. Keep in mind, he has a Russian accent, and it's pretty thick. So he's just like, oh, yes, you're still.

People start dying after 10 years. And I never had these, I mean, like, let's such a shirt and he has like a bunch of little brown spots on there. And it's like, I have to go in every three months. And if it's good, then I'm fine. If it's bad, they have to go in it, cut it off. He's like, okay. Thanks, Victor. Okay.

that's crazy That is insane What the hell? Shut up Make him stop Hey what's up bro No shade We're not making money

No no dude That's First of all Every three months That sounds It's a lot of cats I'm miserably That's

That's so often That I would I would simply die Like I don't know if I could do it I don't think is that big a video It sucks how many people Like expensive that is Chernobyl. That's the unfortunate part. Yeah.

People around the fucking blast sites in Japan, like, they're fucked. It really is crazy than that happened. My wife's best friend, I'm very, I'm where, I'm suspicious about where her best friends are from, this home town, a small area, because I think her grandma got, fucking, like, died recently. I think she might have cancer. And then both her parents, obviously not related. So genetic. you know, it wouldn't make sense, but they both got fucking cancer. And they're like, what the fuck is going on?

Like, that doesn't really happen. I don't know. You know, so I was like, y'all might be living by something that and, you know, small village and they're like, yeah, whatever. Put all the uranium. Put all the uranium over there that we're not using. Yeah, uranium in your fucking chicken. Fucking backyard's all glowing and they never thought to do anything about it.

Funny how the dog glows when it goes past, sure? Yeah, it's pretty sad because I'm like, it's her it's her best friend and I was like Jesus Christ Like out of nowhere They all they're just dealing with all this cancer She got Chernobyl man They got they got Chernobyl

Even though they're in Lithuania But I guess close enough It's definitely It's gotta be close enough right It's right next to it It's no Where's Lithuania So so

So um Bel- Because there are people in Europe Belarus is kind of separating them So like there's like Belarus So there's like Lithuania There's like Belarus And then there's a little Russia's over here

Ukraine's right here So like there's There's a little There's enough separation I know nothing about Europe's layout. Genuinely, like, horribly. Yes, you do. What's next?

I know West Europe. I know West Europe. Yeah. So, I know. I know. The rest of that country doesn't mean, like,

you're not expected to know East Europe. I mean, it's respectfully. I don't give a fuck about most of Europe. But particularly Eastern Europe, I have known. You know, you probably don't know the layup of,

like, most of Africa either, either, though. What's next? I know Europe better. I know Africa better than Eastern Europe. Western Europe. No, West is the one, Eastern Europe.

Yeah. I know the top of Africa. I know. the Ivory Coast. Okay. I guess like you probably know. Okay. Yeah,

I bet you do. But Africa has nowhere near as many countries. That's the thing. Compared to like that part of Europe, that part of Europe over there has mad countries. It's not as crazy. Genuinely like. I don't think it's that much more.

I think Africa has like 27 countries. That's a lot of countries. It has more than that, but I've never counted. I think that's way more than. I've never counted. They're looking at them a ton, but I've never counted.

Because what's in Eastern Europe? Fucking. Slovenia So I'll say So pretty much after So pretty much after So after Germany You start

A lot of people start Considering the east like Poland Yeah So Poland And then you got Lithuania You got So yeah Got Hungary

You got fucking What's the one that's like hungry It's pretty much Oh my God I can't remember 54 54 in Africa 54 yeah

That sounds That sounds because I was like That's a lot There's a lot More than I thought. No, fucking, I'm fucking, that's why. That's why I was like, fucking, I don't. There's too many.

I know this part and this part of Africa. The middle part, I wouldn't get confused. I know. I know the Congo. I know like the coast. And then that's it. Yeah, I don't know. I know, like, the coast mostly.

And I know, I know, I know, I know. I know, I know Mombasa. Everyone knows Mombasa. I know about Nigeria. I know about Nigeria. I know about Tunisia. I know a lot of the, the coast. I know the coast.

I know where Zanzibar is and things like that. I know where they pulled up and got the people from. Yeah. And that's like the northwest. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. Who gives the shit? I wonder how good we could.

How many countries can we place? Like, if we... I can't put... I'm so bad with... It has to be drawn out of the lines. If the lines are not drawn out... I am. No.

I'm not... I get the boroughs in New York mixed up. I'm like, is that... Is that the Bronx? Is that Staten Island? Is that Kings? The Kings? Is that kings?

You piece of shit. You guys get the burrows mixed up? No, I was like... I was like, I was like, wait, I was like, wait, if you get the... The only time... you get a burrow mix up is when you realize what part of harley brown in the bronx part of harlemore

i'll get a mix up because i just i just not i don't know the layout it's so not hard to get a i just have to like look at it and then absorb it i just never done it yeah it's really hard to get a mix up even just playing a spider-man game gives you a good idea like where everything is like getting you know queens is across the bridge i know you could like getting mixed up is like maybe the towns in brook in manhattan you're in or in brooklyn or in the bronx like that can get you mixed up i understand that but other than that it's so there's five boroughs central Borough is Manhattan. Here's a good question.

I don't care about what you're saying. Northwest of Manhattan is the Bronx. Northeast is Brooklyn and then Queens is to the lower side. Riving. Waffle House, Homo rode in. Waffle House. I want a waffle from Waffle House. Pretty good.

I don't think I had a waffle for Waffle House actually. They're good, man. People don't talk about it because all they do is fight there. But the food there's like not bad. It's good food. It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate you go there and there may be an ordeal. It almost.

You may have to do a nightfall rate. At night, it's, it's. good luck. Just don't go at night. If you want to eat, don't go at night. Waffle House Homo wrote and he says, Howdy the Snark and Tank? I know your collective favorite movie ever made is Freddy versus Jason.

So I just want to ask, what should be the next big blank versus blank movie? I like this idea a lot. Yeah. I got one way. Mr. Bean versus Dr. Doolittle. No, that's not a fair friend. No, isn't there somebody else that's closer like Mr. Bean?

It's not a fair thing. Mr. Magoo, I guess. What's that? I don't know. Actually, never mind. There is no one. Inspector Gadgett versus Ironman. That's a good one.

That's what I want. That's a good one. That's a good one. He's got in five. He's going to do it like because he always, he's always wins. Yeah. Go Go Gadgett Doc's Iron Man. Iron Man's had his ass whipped a lot of times.

I'm taking over your armor. He'll, he's going to do goofy shit. He's going to bend down when like a beam's going to go and it's going to reflect and hit him back. Like it's going to be. He's going to be. kind of like gadget the mask. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's like gadget mask. Gaggett. Kind of. Or he's just like, go go Gaggett.

That's cool. Yeah. Go Go Gaggett win. I like that. What about the mask versus, um, uh, uh, uh, Jerry Sandusky? What, who's that? Who's Jerry Sandusky? Why? Why? They're both looney characters. The fucking rapist from Penn State, I think? His name's Jerry? Yeah. He was like raping his football kids or something? What? It is a Jerry. The mask? The mask? The mask? mass versus a pedophile. They're both like wild situations.

It's like, whoa. Wild situations he says. Whoa, you guys are going out of each hundred. I guess. It would be Jerry Sandusky versus the, the chick that killed her kid. Oh, Casey Anthony. Casey Anthony. It would be like that.

Casey Anthony versus Omni Man. All right, now we're just kidding. So now we're just so, so nothing happened. We don't get to see anything. It'd be a good fight. He'll just like move forward too fast and she'll explode. And then she'll have Marl. there all of a sudden.

He goes to grab Mark and he killed Mark? My son! My son, I can't kill you now. I can kill him. Slip his throat, rips his head off, drinks his blood, throws him out of heart. She rips Mark's head off. Easy.

Like, don't fuck with Casey. Ebony? What? Like opening, opening a thing, and catch up. Just ripped his head off. Like, that's why the prosecutors were fucking terrified. They're like, bro, we can't come down too hard at her.

She'll kill us. The judge was like, uh. Think of like other... Not guilty. I would go home. Maybe Terminator versus Grock. Terminator versus Grock is cool. It shows me killing myself.

Did I kill myself? I guess I'll kill myself. Yeah, it's like, did that really happen? Grock is that true? How could that happen if I am here? Can we finally get... So, did we ever establish if Zuckerberg's a reptilian or an android?

Do we ever establish that? No, I think... Zuckerberg versus the lizard. Who? The lizard? Like, like, like, Conn, O'Connor? Yeah, Kurt Connors. Yes.

Hmm, that's not what I was going for, but I was going to be the, because Elon Musk is piloted by something. Like, there's something in his chest, right? There's a little Orion's Belt alien name. Yeah, yeah. So. Or something like that. I want that versus whatever Zuckerberg is. I've been wanting to see that for a while.

Wait, the thing filing Zuckerberg versus Zuckerberg? That's how you're saying? Yeah. I want to see a good supernatural fight. Yeah. Between two fucking, you know, really unpopular and uncool billioners. Yeah, I don't know. Joe Rogan versus a chimp would be good.

Hey, Joe Rogan versus 40 chips. 40? 40? Yeah, 40 chips is crazy. Yeah, I mean, whatever. 40 really mad, angry chips. Dude, I think he can maybe take on two. I think once there's three.

I think one. I think one would bite him and he'd feel that. It'd be over. It'd be game over the second the bite happens. Yeah. Like literally it'd bite him. He'd be like, holy shit. But the second one is got him. I think he got him.

The second one's going to be playing paddy kick with the floor through his head. The second chip is going to rip Dorogut's feet off and kicking to death with it. There we go. Like it's not going to be a fun encounter for Joe. He's going to be making fun of him. He's going to be like, this is exactly what I told him. What am I saying? Joe.

That's the intro to Justin's what he said. That's what he says. That's crazy. Joe Olga versus an elk would be makes much more sense. Because he's been ravaging the elk like for a very long time. Right, that's right. So they want to get one back. He was out elk.

He was at elk hunting when Charlie Kirk got shot. Oh, yeah. That's what he said. Even though he's like in the studio reacting to it live. He's such a fucking stupid asshole. I forgot where I was. Isn't that funny? Even I remember what we were.

were doing when Charlie Kirk got shot. I don't give a shit at all. But like he supposedly cares is like a really deeply affecting thing. It couldn't even be fucking remember that he was recording a show when he did it. Right. Oh, I was out elk hunting with my fucking alpha brain. And I'm like, of course you were at with his

alpha brain. Yeah. He was shooting alpha brain pellets into the brains of elk. And the elk were like I'm stupider. I'm stupider. The elk the elk were standing around. They were like It works every time, Jamie. Works every time, James.

I want to go home. I want to see... I want to go home. I like the question. There's a lot. There's so many that you can do. There's so many good verses that we see on the big screen. I want to see Matthew Broderick's car versus the sidewalk that Mark Walway beat that Asian up on.

Okay. Ooh, I like that be a good bout. That's a good bout. I like inanimate object bouts. That's good. I like that a lot Nothing happening for a while Then like something crazy goes on

I had it a while Like the street Just get up and fight that guy Freddy versus Fred Durst Ooh That's a good one Yeah That's a good one

I like that Freddy's winning Probably Freddy wins Freddy He is ultimately just Fred Durst Frederick Coozer Yeah Fred yeah

Who should the The Gunnicide guy fight Ooh Goodyside versus Who somebody else killed himself. Adolf Hitler. He has that in common with it.

He has a really important thing. That's crazy that he has a really important thing in common with Adolf Hitler. He does. Oh my God. He killed himself when he realized there was nowhere else to run. Chris Brinwas son versus what you call it, Casey Anthony's daughter. Oh, Chrisman-Wis son. I'm going to give it to Chris Man-Wis son.

That's crazy. This is Casey Anthony's daughter is fucking That is respectful. That is so distasteful. That is so wildly this is. That might be one of the most vile things I've heard. Fucking Dana White put it on. Get it done. I'll do it.

I'll do it. I'll do it. That's just crazy. He's such a huge piece of shit. He's one of my most unfapefabber. He's one of those people that like, of course you're a promoter. Of course you're garbage. But wow, to the extent.

A nice boxing promoter. Yeah. To the extent. To the extent of... Even him, John Jones... I hate John Jones so fucking much. I think he's a great fighter, but he's such a shitty-ass person. Terrible human being ass.

And he's like so okay with just cheating. It bothers me, dude. Like him poking niggas in the eyes. And no one says anything and it's like, dude. You know what's fucked up about it? You can't do that. There was these two fighters. Angela Hill, a shout out.

So Angela Hill, and she was doing a bit where she was making fun of a fighter that Menel Cop, who pokes eyes a lot. So she was like, oh, this is how you do the this is how you do it. And then she was doing a bit and John Joe shows up in the comment section like with fire emojis. And I'm like, get the fuck I do you get

like I hate that he embraces that like he just owns it, but it's like not cool to own. You know, like you being a cheater and poking people on the eyes because it's like he has long limbs. And they just like yeah, I did it. It's like well you're not supposed to like be like yeah, I did it. And then I'm going to show up in comment

sections and be like, me. Like, I hate that dude. Yeah. And then, yeah, he fucking hit a pregnant woman in the car and ran, went back to get, oh, my drugs. I forgot my drugs ran back to his car. Oh, shit. He beat up his fucking fiance after he fucking was inducted to the Hall of Fame. Imagine riding the high on, like, oh, I just got inducting the Hall of Fame.

And bam. And then, oh, she had a nosebleed because it's dry in Vegas. I'm like, yeah, that's what it was. Yeah, she had such a bad nosebleed that their kids told the fucking secure. security guards. Yeah. You understand? My wife bleeds

when I hit her real hard. Yeah. Some guys have... You're under arrest. He's like too stupid to lie though. The fucking pause. Oh my God. Some people got it all, man.

Some people got it all. And then they, yeah, what do you do, man? This is the world we live in, though. So what are you going to do? Anyway. Luzie, this is the last one. Luzie the piss is probably brown if you think about it. Facts. Well, yeah, I guess, well, yeah, that would make sense.

he says, does the increased ease of access to gambling via apps like Kaushi worry you guys at all? Yes. That's predictive markets. It's not gambling. It's different. That's the literally what gambling is. No! Legally, it's different.

All right, go ahead, please. I've seen these addictions destroy people's lives, and I wonder if you've witnessed it, too. Apparently, 75% of men 18 to 35, have an active account on some gambling site. They do. That is crazy. I've only placed one bet in my life It was on the last election I'm going to judge

Yeah I play card games That's the thing that I see a lot Where it's just that's a soft gambling It's proto gambling and I'm just like There's a lot of things Gotcha games and a lot of things They all are gambling But I have the itch

I do have the itch But I try to suppress it I mean I can act never to suppress it Because I understand that it's problematic And it's especially when it comes To being involved with someone else Yeah And their money

It's not fair to do that So that's why I think I make it serious Like I try not to buy packs of cards I try not to do that stuff But I feel it It's there I get it I suppress it

I get the feeling of I get the dopamine hit That's where I watch a lot of the raid creators And they talk about that And I'm just like I'm just I'm lucky that I'm not wealthy Like a lot of those people Because I could get sucked into that shit Because of the

Well first of all like Just because like that I just hate that That game in particular Because I don't know, I see a lot of other stuff And it doesn't appeal to me at all Like I don't understand why people like it Because it looks terrible

Like a guy that I watch He makes content He came from Class of Clans Oh yeah And I look at Clash of Clans I look at the actual game plan I'm like, ah I don't get it

I don't get it at all But I look at this shit I look at this dark fantasy shit And I'm like okay this is cool If I was rich And there are some rich people That are throwing money on it And they're addicted to just

Oh man I got this new champion I got this I got that And then they're hooked And I'm like yeah you have money. I get it. And then these gamblers, these people that have money,

it sucks when it's people who don't have money that get fucked. That sucks. Yeah. And then these companies, oh, sorry, go ahead. No,

no, there you go. The companies that, it's so gross how self-aware they are of how fucked up they are that they always have numbers to hotlines and they have certain things knowing that they're destroying lives.

If you need help after we destroyed your life, here's this number. And I'm like, what the fuck, dude? That's crazy. Because even fucking alcohol doesn't do that. You know what I mean?

Like, alcohol destroys your life, but they're like, here's a number for when you abs when you fucking O.D. And when you fucking have liver failure. Here's a number. That is crazy. I hadn't thought of it that way. That is funny.

It feels so gross. The closest thing is like cigarettes, I guess. Yeah, that would have like the surgeon general warning. But like, yeah. Yeah, I don't know, dude. Like, it's part of the reason why cards just don't do it for me, man. Like, it's just like they don't. I never really got the dopamine.

Like, I collected Pokemon cards because it was just something that everybody did. And I kind of, I liked having cards, I guess. They were kind of cool. Yeah. Especially when you're that young. you don't really have a lot to yourself, so it's just like, oh,

this is like a thing that's mine. But like, I never, I was never, like, opening a card pack and being like, the, the thrill of getting a new card

was never so great that it superseded the disappointment of getting the same shit over and over again for me. Uh-huh. So, like, my brain is just not wired. And, like,

the gambling, like, even the loot boxes when that was like all over video games back in the day. Yeah. It was not really, my bride's not,

it's not wired for gambling. I don't know. I never get it. Yeah. Even when I, go to Vegas. I'm like, I'm not like, ooh. Oh, no.

I'm not like itching. I play slots, dude. I just have, I'm just being a dumb assing. Yeah. I don't even do that shit. I don't, I don't do any of the shit in Vegas.

I'm saying I got a 20. Usually like double my money. If I won good money gambling, I could very easily stop is what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Like I don't have like a, ooh, I gotta go again. Yeah.

You know, we're on a roll. It's like, no, I'm good. I made, I think I made, I think I did a little bit of it when I was in Vegas, the two times that I was there. And I think one time I made like 300 bucks And I was like all right, that's good That's a positive I'm leaving

And that's great Not having the dopamine thing That's really important Because I know some people that it really hits And I know it's a thing that you build up usually Sure And luckily if you don't have enough money to spend on that To build up the dopamine

It just won't work In the same way that's what happened With Pokemon cards for me I didn't have enough to spend on To get packs to get all the best shit I got very unlucky I remember buying a pack at the baseball car store and the kid my neighbor right after me or before me whichever it was got the holographic charzar

and i didn't and i'm like i was that fucking fucking you know what i mean but i never got i got like a holograph fucking polymorpher whatever the polymra the the polymra the the third the bigest polyrath polyrath i got that and i'm like oh cool that's like the spiral guy nobody wants this niggas you know like that's how i felt and then i got like holographic sidac yay yay i think i got a geridos i traded at some point for we i actually started trading for a while then when they got banned from school i i i don't care anymore they banned them from school yeah because idiots kept stealing them fucking that's so funny that doesn't have two parents that fucking really wants the cards and he's got to fucking steal from you and try to fight you about it i think they might have banned it from

our school but not because people were stealing but because people were like bartering for unreasonable like people would like trade like consoles oh wow or like things like that you know i wish where it's like where the parents would be like no you fucking dumb asshole kid we're not going to let that we can't do so I think right so they had to reverse so they had to go ahead and be like you can't be fucking bringing that's crazy I'll trade you this holographic bro even the chariot because the charades art was like 100 bucks back then yeah so it's like i'll trade you this charzard for your fucking dream cast like no like like if your parent found out but like I paid fucking three hundred dollars for this you stupid faggot like I just spent my fucking

Christmas bonus on this fucking cons over you just gave it away for a fucking Pokemon card that's not good that's only going to be worth something you if you save it, which you won't. Lidg you won't. You're getting greasy and shit too. My nephew has the it already. It's really bad. I can see it them already.

He has the burn for like opening packs and stuff like that. Oh, no, he's getting boosters. Is he watching you do it? Oh, I don't go in front of him. I saw, dude. You got him as parents. Dude, there were people because I guess they, I don't know if this is true,

but I'm assuming that they brought, first they took away Pokemon cards from Target for a while and I think they brought it back. I was passing by the target by my house and I saw a bunch of sweaty people in a line in lawn chairs. And I was like, what the fuck is happening? And I was like, oh my God, that must be fucking fucking Pokemon cards, dude.

I saw the market. The market is so big for making the booster content. It's so stupid. It's crazy that people are outside camping for that. It's so bad. It makes me so sad because of the fact that there are genuinely kids that just want to play the game. I just want to have fun playing the game.

And they can't. They can't even get a fucking pack. It really makes me sad seeing that shit, dude. It's like, let the people that want to play the game. Play the game, man. Two per person in the store. Grown ass men. Two packs per person.

I'm like, that's crazy. Because grown ass men are buying it and fucking wailing it. That's like, is Pokemon as a card game is worth nothing. It's like really a cheap card game, but the cards that are worth like a card that is worth like a card that's not. Every one card that's like $0.14. And then a rare is $700. Yeah. And it's like, what the fuck.

You're playing lottery. And Nintendo plays into it. Pokemon can be they pay that shit on purpose. Completely. Because they want to make more money. Completely. It's really fucking. They're going to change the restocking stuff.

Like all of it is just fucking terrible. It's an absolute mess. That's not like when I'm people criticize Pokemon as a company. I'm like, no, I get it. I think they are horrible. It's really bad. They're horrible. Yeah.

It's not great. Well, I say this is a thing that loves Disney and Star Wars. Yeah, which is. On that note. Yeah. Let's get one. If you're, if you're, if you're, what? Let's get one more audio on. Oh, you want to do it.

Yeah, I want more audio. So people don't like it. Some people don't like it. Some people don't like it. I've been thinking about maybe. Maybe like if we could put it like maybe after the credits or something, it's like a like a. What don't they like about it? I don't know.

They just don't like it. I think it's the way it's implemented. We have to. I think we have to. Do the people paying money like it? I don't know. Let's talk. There's not a lot of feedback.

We'll, we'll, we'll, uh, I'll directly contact you know of that's here. I mean, so, okay. Ask them how they feel about it so far. We haven't done that many. It's been very experimental. Is there a way you want us to write it out? And is it. Yeah.

Should it be, should it be, should it be, which I think would be a good idea. I think in the episode. Yeah. From this point on, we can edit it being played in the episode. Take the clip out of the phone. Like, we'll listen to it proper our way. And then it'll be like in the episode edited it, they'll have the audio track over the thing.

Well, I already did that. Yeah. Is that how you do it, really? Yeah, when I said that like I cured, like I made it and then I fixed the audio and then I said, I'm going to overlap it with the, with the, so it's, so if they're reacting to the old when it wasn't like that, they would have, I wouldn't want to.

Because that's what I think it should be like, it should be like, they see the message as much as it can be written out. They see it that way and then it banks to us talking about it. I don't know. Well, we'll see, we'll see how people, we'll see how people feel about it. We just want to do something. Yeah.

Because like, it's, it is, you know, you get lazy and you just keep the show the same. People are, I've seen people be like, ooh, I keep, they should do more different things. It's like, okay, here's a different thing. People would never like it. I'm, uh, but like, we'll, we'll see. I need to say, I need to say, I need to, I need to do nothing. So I need to say this. I need to say this. This is, um, and this might be for, for,

towards people who aren't necessarily fans of podcasts, they might be the one saying that. I've been listening to podcasts since like 2012, I would say. That's when I like really, my friend turned me on to them. And one of my favorite podcast has been exactly the same. And they're still going because that's what podcast listeners want. They are nine times out of ten listening audio, even if they're on the video.

Their phones closed and they're listening to the audio. They're at work listening to the podcast Your passing time Jordan is listening to the fucking audio Because he's working He's not driving around Watching the video Well I guess I shouldn't say that

Maybe he is But most people not Jordan Or they have their phones closed Lists in the audio He's driving with his knees Listening to it In his fucking mouth has it like this Kicking his feet

When his joke gets right? He has a projector on the windshield And he's like I don't know why keep getting an accident so I'll get it. Holy shit, dude, they fired me the ninth time from my job with that God fucking ran over several children in the fucking crosswalk.

Oh my God. But yeah, I'm just saying like, I know there's always going to be people like even with the voicemail thing. People like, first of all, I know they're not paying for the product. So they're complaining. I'm like, guy, it's a free show for you. I'm, I'm going to be completely honest. If you're paying for it, I want to hear feedback.

Because they, I think like literally paying for a product. I want you guys to be satisfied. I am as a free podcast listener. I don't, I don't understand what he's doing. As me as a free podcast consumer, as I like I've consumed a lot of podcasts over the years, I, um, I don't complain because I, I'm, I'm glad and happy that I'm getting this free product. Yeah. Um, the only time I've complained is like, say if audio is bad. Yeah. And that's the thing that like, I hope that, you know, if there is ever something like that, you know, you let us know if there was any issues like that. Yeah, we've had issues like that before.

Yeah. And if there was like, oh, please let me know just like, so I can, you know. Feedback is good. Like, I don't mind like hearing about it. Yeah, I want, I don't mind hearing it. Maybe there is like, maybe like we could open it up. Like I would, I don't know. It is something about like we've got it open for a tier.

Maybe it would be interesting to have it a little bit more open just so we could get like even just like adversarial call-ins. For the people who don't like us. I think that might be interesting. But like, I don't know. We're just experimenting. We're just trying to figure out. something new to do with the show because we don't want to just rest on a it's very early i imagine if we did our due diligence and i don't even call due diligence because it's fucking stupid to do but if you

went back and when the questions first got integrated into the show i imagine there was criticism i imagine there was people being like i don't like this like they just wanted like a straight comedy show i imagine because i don't i don't know i actually don't listen to many shows i know you know it was too long ago it was way too long ago every change has has complainers that's what i mean I understand that like, especially this is new and we're figuring out the kinks. Like, there might be like, I don't like this. It's not whatever. But I'm like, it's really not different from, it's just, it's somebody's saying it versus he's reading it.

Now, I have heard, I've heard some criticism of like the quality of the voicemails themselves, which is like, I mean, we only have so much. The latest episode is that should like, they're not, especially with it being played and boosted. Yeah. Like, if you talk on the phone, that's the quality. Oh, no, I don't mean like the audio quality. I mean, like, literally the quality of, like, what's being said. Oh, like some of the people. And like, the delivery, which is like, you know, I mean, that's, that's fucking you guys.

I don't know. I understand. I don't know what to say. Nothing can do about it. Yeah, we'll figure it out. If you've talked on the phone, you've dealt with that. Yeah. So it's kind of like, you know, that's just, I don't know.

I just, I just, uh... We'll figure it. I'll stop being pussy. I just want to address it. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead.

it's all good but I don't know what do we want to do is there a is there a voicemail that's like particularly no no now that you said that fucking let's go

sorry I think it's feel really weird to do that now I get it yeah yeah we should do an extra ammo that's all those for shit no we can catch up

that's not a bad idea just to catch up on some of them and then like burn the ones we're not using anymore no you're right and then we'll go for a fresh forward we'll try to get at least like do we should probably try to get like

for questions to get like at least like three or four questions and then like two or three of those If we get If we have this like a number If we'll iron it out off We'll iron it up off line or we'll do an entire extra ammo Oh so you guys are planning

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A different sad guy from Michigan called to cancel my trash service, and they sent my phone into the haunted fucking mansion while on hold. Cold Brew King, Alpha V. Oh no. The gayest avalanche fan to ever exist. Go Avs Go. Oh, yay. They're talking about Dragon Ball again. Well, hey, listen.

Did we talk about that today? We did the Spirit Bomb. We talked about the Spirit Bomb. It's integral to our culture. You have to understand. I love to age where Dragon Ball is very influential. Dragon Ball is probably like, I would argue, probably the most influential thing. Pokemon.

Well, no, I mean, like for us personally. Like universally. Like I don't like, I know some people who are into Pokemon. I know some people who have played Pokemon. I know some people who know about Pokemon. I know some people who know about Pokemon, but don't play it. I don't think I know a single person earnestly who has not watched Dragon Ball and has had Dragon Ball make like a elastic mark on them to this day.

If they're my age, it's kind of over. Like they, they hit us. We were eight. Yeah. It was like the perfect. Literally eight, nine, ten, eleven. It was like the prime time for that shit to be thrown on two. Dunami.

Dragonball, Pokemon and Power Rangers are so influential in my life. It's crazy. Pokemon was for a while. I fell off of it. Power Rangers was for a little bit. But like Dragon Ball was and still it. Like it's just it, you can see it.

And Star Wars. You can see it everywhere. You see like they had that dragon ball. Dude, they had a smiling friends. You know how Adult Swim does those animated bumpers where they have like the stylized like in-betweens? They had a whole Dragon Ball one where they were all Dragon Ball characters. And it was straight up Budakai.

Like they had a. scene where like it was I think it was like Charlie holding some other character like like a raddits and it was doing the like the side by side thing with like the analog stick with the never you're getting to kill raddits yeah yeah for when you got to kill radits and it's just yeah that shit was so

hard oh my god it was unreasonably difficult but I but it's I'm sure as a kid it was the dog's probably it's probably so trivial it's probably so trivial but like yeah I don't know it it probably comes up too much I try to move on when like quicker when we're going into things that we've

talked about a million times already, but like it's, I mean, Dragon Moes, I don't know. Longtime Jerker, first time buster, all come bubble blowing babies will be sucked senseless by every able-bodied Derek in the bar. Cash Patel into the Gryft Reverse, visiting my parents in Hawaii during Sween's honeymoon for no reason. I mean, it's allowed. We're not going to get you. It's, my honeymoon is not, I've been in Hawaii.

It's my vacation. It's two weeks. It's me. Or next week, actually. That Malik guy. Yegam Nadriziv. She wants to go. Need to stop listening to this podcast when I eat.

I was going to Hawaii. Yeah. Really badly. I mean, she was actually, you know, was fucked up because I, uh,

well, I'm paying off some medical bills and stuff. And, uh, because she was just like, dope, like big sale. Like,

do you have, you know, X amount of money? I was like, bro, no, actually. Because normally I would and I was like,

I was like, I felt so bad because like, she really wants to go and I'm like, fuck, man. Take a Spirit Airlines flight. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm so excited to go, man. I don't like flying. I don't like trips, but this Hawaii one is like it's going to be really, really fun. I'm excited. That's cool.

What if you crash? What if you're going to? What if you survive at the plane crash and you end up at a lighthouse? They'd be like that then. I just got to move on from there. Polynesian ghost haunt you. It latches onto him and comes home with him.

It's like, ooh, America. Pucka, pipy. You know? Yeah, you know,

you know, ghost ha. I've heard that one. Polynesian Ghost, can you be like, shut the fuck up? That's crazy that Mr. Polynesian Ghost is my name in life also. Yeah. My ID says Mr. Polynesian Ghost. There's a meme where this guy is, this guy has the Babadook in his house,

and he's forcing him to pay rent and he's abusing him. And it's really funny. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. I showed you that one right then. He's like, he comes to make sense. He slapsed it. He's like, you'll be quiet. The only remaining Starship Canada.

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toys and imagine them coming to life like Toy's Story. That is fucking diabolical. I don't like that at all. Do you like, do you think Mike Wazowski scared the Palestinian children extra? Like, because it's Philly Crystal.

Jewish? Yeah. Yeah. He does the Liam Mason like lunch. No. No. I don't know.

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I'm going to go to the president with a mortar. The silliest goose waking up from a coma with months of the snart tank to catch up on. That's real. It's crazy. You know, that's jackpot, you know? Jackpot. Coma. Jackpot.

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I'll take both blasted up my nose. It's not bad, but like... It's really wild. It's not bad, but sometimes I want you to be a little bit more like there's an obvious thing in there. So it's like, you know, it's like I put my dick in you pushed as far as it can go or something like that. Like it's, it's, it's something centered around there. It's like it's there. It's too cute with itself.

It's so it's trying to, it's too clever. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's too clever. Like it's too much effort here. It used to be a little bit dumber. You got to dumb it down slightly. Exactly. But it's good.

It is good. I'm not saying it's discourage you. Yeah. You're operating on an other. echelon above us. You're here. You're at a 15. I'm going to need you to be at 3.

Tom Sweeney, a.k.a. A.k.a. Negro frioles. What is so racist. That is insane for no reason. That's so disrespectful. It would be frioles, dude.

It would be fucking. You know, we, I mean, America can't read this next one. It's, you're being. Eggs, Kitchach, Canule, and svarting That's what they would

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You can't come here Hey that's our word We converted and it went there But you can't convert Oh my god Oh, my God. That conversation's interesting, dude. I've been looking at a lot of, like, very serious anti-Israel sentiment.

It's so interesting. It's crazy. Like, some of the arguments we'll get into. Yeah, I kind of... How do you consider the fact that Airbud was a man in a human scene? No, not him. We don't want him to... I don't want him to be on the right side of history with that.

It's like, how far back does ancestry go? Several generations. Well, it says right here that your dad's from Poland and your great-grandfather's also from Poland. Yeah, Poland, Israel. Yeah, but I was... It's a neighborhood. Yeah, yeah, but we were sent to, we were sent there, you know, free of push for your our land.

It's like, yeah. A second worm. It's time to start throwing pumpkin bombs at these people. You just, just throw, like, I don't want to argue anymore. We're actually resistant to that because they're so terrible. That's crazy. They've been microdosing pumpkin bombs. That's crazy.

Nice try. I've been setting these off in my face for years. I'm like, oh, okay, you just shoot them with a gun. Oh, I forgot about the gun. Ouch. I over-prepared so hard on the pumpkin box. I forgot. I forgot about my other main weakness, firearms.

Firearms, Ben. Now, foiled again. This hollow-point bullet actually shredding my insides. He's sitting there dying. It's getting warm. Because it would be getting cold for a normal person. Really warm. It's hot.

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Jr.'s throat that uses his voice box as a speed bag. My ops must be non-binary the way they think they, they, them. That's a good joke. That's not bad. He didn't make that up, but I did.

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I like the idea that he doesn't say thief. He says, a singular thief. You're a thief. You're a thief. I knew, I knew it. Fuck you. Managing my bull from the cuck chair like the elusive man. Yes.

Plow from this direction now. Good. Good job. Well done. You have my support. Do you need water? I got you back up. Please don't call me in, though.

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It's like pristine Oh Oh Cohesion Fucking doctor is real over here No. No. What the fuck?

That's because you know everything because you're so superior. I know. I know. Please pay me. That's so trash. You know what I really? Okay, so this is a... I can't do this right now because I'm paying boatloads in taxes. But like, dude, I would...

I want to buy so desperately those like long Catholic baskets. You know the long basket that they do in church where, like, they pull. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The tidings, yeah. I would love to own one of those. I don't know where the fuck I would put it. I don't think it's, I literally think it might be longer than my apartment. But, like, they're fucking stupid long.

They're really long. Because they go down and try our church pews. Like an entire church pews are not small. Imagine doing that. Israel. Can I have five dollars? Can I have five dollars? 130.

What the fuck? They're expensive. They're $130. $135. What you search? Catholic basket? I put a tithing basket, but it says Christian Brands round receiving basket. Now this one's a fucking 94.

It's much better. Why are they so fucking expensive? I know, right? Some fucking deacon walking around Walmart being like, I need new Catholic baskets. The king of whack bastards, I fucked my butt today just to see if I still feel. Church supplies. The domo nation. Oh, that's where I get my fucking Eucharists.

Oh. Jordan brought those to you. your proposal. We were snacking on the body of Christ. I'm sorry, can someone please explain to me why a basket with a handle is, I don't, why is it so expensive? I don't understand. Is it $84,000? Wait, hold on. No, it's $84. Oh, my God. Yo, it's this fucking guy. It fucked me up a little bit because I'm like, maybe like with tax exemptions, maybe they just milk churches that way. Yeah, that would be crazy. That struck me as like distinctly not impossible.

Bro, what are these baskets made of? The wicker of Christ. This is not a fucking $80 worth of the material of $8. It's the wicker. They better be made of that, nigga. Yeah, it better, like, at least you know how, like, they'll cut up jerseys and shit

and sell the, like, they got just a little piece of Christ. The wicker was boiled in the blood of Christ. Ooh, I like that. Yeah. That would actually be worth it. I'd buy that for 80-some bucks. The Damo Nation.

Falus in Mains, the Gouser, the Star Tanks resident. I'll just make that for like five bucks. I don't understand. Round-eyed Asian jacking off the lost dog before eating it. It's insane. It's insane. Sweeney, please give us your best Yawi ASMR channel recommendations.

I'm so. You got plenty, right? I'm really out of the mix. All right. I'm really out of mix. Yawi ASMR, how would that work? Like you would like pretend your like boys are fucking each other or something? You'd pretend to be a gay Japanese twink.

Yeah. I guess because that's what, Yawi, right? Yowie, I thought is the... Yowie is gay porn with men. Am I... Oh, fuck, is that my own? Yuri, I think, is lesbian. I know Yuri very well.

I thought, okay. I thought it was like, specifically... Not anymore, but like, you know, my younger years. Yeah. How do you spell Yowie? A-O-I. You just start with A, you fucking... Yeah, my brain's crazy.

Y'all. Yeah, Google that. Yow-wee. Derek said, oh, I already have bookmarked, sorry. I already have, I'm asking. I'm pretending? How do you spell that? film?

I'd never look this up. Sweetie, please. Oh, I remember. Yeah, so like boys. That's what I was like, is in the like specifically, uh, see, I wanted to, I didn't know if it was like, because I said it translates to boys love typically, but is it just gay? Yeah.

It's typically gay boy love. Yeah. It's gay boy love. It's like twinks fucking each other and romancing. Um. Look at that. Okay. Here's a fucking, oh, the history of boys love.

So here's the channel I'll recommend. Yeah. Some stupid broad pocket leaf. Leaves talking about boy love. There you go. That's his favorite channel. It's not AMSOMR, but it's close enough. Chris frantically trying to find a way to naturally stop the sports combos by fake laughing at something he read.

I don't do that. I actually, that's a smart idea, though. I should do that. Robert Teniro, gay and not Italian. I'm not jerking my homies off. I am selfish O'T. Sweet, queen of fat hazard, deforvid getting blown out, hearing another man in his ear. sing that little song I like.

Bald, blue-eyed German man waiting for the Expedition 33 movie with Sween as Lunae flying around the screen. Chun Lee and Kami. The shit talking about Yowie thing has a Dragon Age 2 fucking thing from Merrill. It's so interesting. What a weird pivot. Like, you're talking about Yowie, but then like, oh, here's

Merrill from a fucking Dragon Age. And I was like, I don't want to watch that. I'm kind of in my curiosity, considerate peak. Yeah, a lot of people talk about Dragon Age 2, and I'm like, oh, you know what, I like that bitch. I romanster. Yeah. You gotta fuck the dirty Irish elves, you know? Sure, I mean, I wouldn't, I guess.

Probably at this point. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. That's, okay. Everything's for the story at this point. Nothing makes me more upset at going, I can have a half-read, son. You don't have to impregnate. Well, you're going to have one anyway, so why is that, why do you, what do you?

I'm not. You are? What do you think one of you was going to win? It's not like a bean struggle. I really hope. I really hope. I really hope I win. You're hoping to be like Brock Lesner and just completely overtake all the jeans.

He really believes it's like, he's like. Like he goes home every night and he like he rotates the analog sticks a lot. Like before he goes to bed just to like add like spiritual like give. Oh yeah. I'm very much aware that I think we'll get stronger jeans than I am. So we're going to make him so be fuck. It's going to be great. Shunley.

Square Mexican, a little dark square Mexican. Shunley and Camie in the S.F. movie looks so fucking hot. Definitely going to Paul Rubens in that theater. Hey. Do they look good? I haven't seen them.

Uh, they look. No. Chinley is a pretty girl. And Camys is tiny. They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not.

They're not. I'm right with that. They're pretty women, but again, the problem, like, that's why I just would love for her to be so hyper. It needs to be animated, dude. They're so hyper hot. A girl built, like, Cammy in real life is crazy. Because she has, like, one of the fattest vagina areas ever seen in my life. God bless.

Like, it's like, her, like, her design. No, it's just her, her build. She really, like, but she's, like, she really, like, this. You played six, right? Where she's standing in the intro scene, it's just like. It's like pussy No complaints She has a good

Bathing suit As one of her old costumes You know Like that Cannon Spike And then her pussy's just flopping everywhere It's crazy Yeah but you know me Of course I got those mods in there

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For my appointment If I streamed Street Fighter 6 And I opened it up Without preparing On what file I'm gonna open up It'd be crazy My would be hilarious because I got fucking, I'm going to pull up a picture.

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I'm not paying $50 weirdo. Playing world tour mode. Going to visit Zangeef. What is that? What is that? Just visiting Zankeef and World Tour mode. His stance. It's so ridiculous.

My friend just tags back poor girl. Yeah, she's done. Yeah, she's. This way up V. So, well, that's true. This way up, V. Theoretic.

Mr. Popo and Jinks would make a Vanta black baby. You drink to get fucked up. Marissa. so I fuck him and he couldn't even tell. You drink to get fucked up, I drink to get in the shower. We are not the same. Nice.

Sween, writing from prison, be like, Lily, I need you to send me a nail filer with a cake in it. I'm fucking starving. That's so dumb.

Sween is the type of guy to come inside himself. Ha ha ha! I don't know, but that's funny. I guess there's two ways to do that, right? You have your dick's long enough to come in your own ass. Oh, you're fucking sucking your own dick is blood. Oh, man, again, coming in your own mouth is crazy. It sounds so comic to me.

It sounds like looty tunes. That's all crazy that is. You're not a human anymore. I have never been, I have never been that fucking. I don't even know what you call that. Sucking your own dick and knowing you're about to continue to risk it. Like the focus too?

Like you're just really like, oh, what was there? Yeah, like, you're like, and you're like, you know, I'm not going to take my dick off my mouth. I'm on my mouth of my dick. I'm going to keep sucking and see what happened. You got to ask. Hopefully I don't come. You're saying that to yourself as you're experiencing me.

Sweet. Suis is the type of got to come inside himself. Is it crazy. That was a good one. That is good. He finally kicked my armor, man. I don't know if it made sense, but like, I appreciate how little it makes sense. It made me laugh.

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Oh, nice. Every time I do, I crank my shaft. Not bad. I think about it nearly every day. Maybe I'll, uh, maybe because I'm fucking gay. I don't know. Photograph is an interesting one. I don't think I'd considered that even.

No. I've been thinking of how you remind me, though. Oh, what was it? Look at this homograph. Something that's a gay man. I don't know. Look at that's a gay man gay. I'm living like a straight man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so gay. I'm so gay. That's why I don't know. I ran out. I'm so crazy. I like dudes. I'm morning

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And just like, what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know what this bit is. I was like, Joe was talking about, like, you guys need King Dan merch. I'm like, there's so many people that are going to be like, what the fuck is that? We have some drawings that are really good, actually. Right. email to us. There's one that's amazing.

There's one art piece I saw in like one of the D&D books where I'm like, I actually want to contact that person I did the art for this book to draw a picture of King Dad. Of King Dad? But I know they're probably going to charge me so much. An arm and a fucking leg. Yeah, you can pay for that. Fucking money. I think I'd pay for it.

I think I'd pay for it. I think you'd make the money back probably with it too. I mean, you could. This is a cool looking character probably. Listen. It's like, yeah, it's my dad. Maybe you'll catch him on a good day and he'll give you a disc baby. Gay Salvador Dahlia.

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That would do numbers in every wrong place. Yeah, it would get us. We would get, we would probably get a bunch of new patrons and then they would all leave immediately. You know what I mean? like one month later. The Queen of Systematic. We'd have one great month though.

We'd have one great month. Why do you do? Why, what is it? Why you do if I do a booty call at your house? I don't know what any of this means. Please, can we get the guy who made Louie the piss on the pod? I wonder who that is. Jordan, yeah.

I wonder who that is. Is that not him? That's not him, actually. That's somebody else. Jordan would ask, like Joe, ask a person. Yeah, yeah. We could get Jordan. Jordan is funny.

I think he would do well on the show. I think Jordan is really, really funny. We should sacrifice him. The problem is he has no reason to be here. Yeah, he has a real job. Oh, yeah. Well, I'll ask him. Yeah, whatever.

Well, we can just do one, like, oh, like one day you're going to host, and then we'll just do a special episode before that. Spum befudders. What the fuck out of here? That's crazy. We're hanging out at the house and drinking Jordan on the podcast. Jordan would be great. No.

He's, he's, I'm not. like Jordan, go as hard as you can. Like, be as animated as you can. Bad news for the goblins and gnomes. Bad news for the goblins and gnomes. I'm horny. Oh. Bad news.

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I took a job on the U.E. I took a job on the USG Isamura for the insurance package, and it was not worth it. That is very accurate. Worst Gambit ever. That's it. You rolled one. I think there are a few places I would rather be. Or, no, the opposite.

They're, whatever. I wouldn't want to do it. that. There are, there are, I really don't want to be on that ship. That's like one of the scariest places you could possibly be. The dead ship, the dead spaceship is not. I don't, I just don't know. I don't know how you could talk to me into that before even this is actually even happens. Like before that, I'll be like, no, I don't want to go to space. The fuck. I'd rather die on Earth. Fix Earth instead of going to space. I saw Project Tell Mary. Oh, what you think of it? It's good. Oh, yeah. We're supposed to see it, but we got fucking.

We died at the fucking Renfair. Oh, yeah. I don't like the Red Fair. It was so goddamn hot. I don't like LA Renfair, man. I'm not big on the Renfair, I don't know. It's not really that great.

The California one, the one, the one is so much better. Is it? I never went to that one. It's really nice. I just don't care about the rent. It's also in the fall. It's just way better.

It is fucking hot. Expensive-ass fish and shit. Oh, the fall would be great. It would be perfect, especially for people cosplaying and shit. Yeah. Yeah. The fucking hot is shit.

Dusty as fucking. that place in Irwindale's fucked. Dude, I missed the freaking farm by our house, man. There is that video of you falling asleep at the rent fare. That's, I love that video. I love that video. I love that video so much. And the, the fans have never seen it. They never will. They never

will. It's very unfortunate. I think I put it in an episode. Did I know? I think you abstain from it because it's very embarrassing and hilarious way. But it's so good. Because you almost crushed a woman behind you. It would have been so sweet. The 100 men's faces when they realize

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Cecil probably would have given Goku placebo sensu beans Yeah Yeah probably Yeah Yeah I think this was a cool ass character I think he's actually one of the best parts of Invincible

He's probably my favorite part of Invincible He's like He's interesting having a character It's like look dude you guys are dumb and have powers And you are going to make dumb decisions I have to be there to protect See Sal He's no nonsense

See Sal! I was like Okay He's like he's like Nick Fury But like not quite as fucked up Yeah He's just complete no nonsense There's no extra to it It's just

My job is to protect the world I'm going to do what I have to do to protect it. There's no feelings into it. He's just doing it. Yeah. Except for, I mean, when he makes fun of his dad.

No, keeping conquest alive was insane. It is great. That was so fucking stupid. I can, I can see the train of thought where someone's like, it's a little bit too risky.

It's like, I would have maybe had it useful to have a viltramite there to understand how to deal with them and dissect those motherfuckers. I understand the thought. I would have cut his arms and legs off. I would have.

They don't, they can't. That's the problem. The problem is, I would have. There was nothing you can do to contain them. I'm like, I don't care how far below,

like it didn't. I was like, this is, broke out instantly. That's what he woke up and left. No sense. I have to catch up uninvincible. I'm really,

but that was just the thing right there. I was just like, that makes no, like that's, I don't care how, nothing's gonna work. That was the nine inch, that was, what was that?

What season was that? Three. Three, the end of three. When they got, when they locked conquest up? Yeah. Instead of like spacing them.

Did I watch season? I don't know. I know season three, but like I didn't I don't know if I watched it I was just like I was just like Oh well I wonder what's gonna happen I love to me I love to me with the guy doing the voice for marking the game

He's like hey Cecil Real funny thing fucking happened I was in space right And guess to my surprise who showed up Fucking conquest And that's crazy Because I remember you telling me I fucking killed it That was conquest too

But don't worry I'll see you really soon That's what I would have said That's what I would say That was conquist Conquest. That was conquistador. That's the conquestador.

That's the conquest. It's a big difference. It's a big difference, Mark. Not the same. Calm down, Mark, I swear. I actually really have a huge problem with them with their making a strongest race of people whenever it comes to stories. All right. Well, we can't get into that right.

Yeah. Game of the year guy just beat the last of us moving on to Red Dead Red Dead redemption. Oh, hell yeah, dude. How could anyone laugh at the challenger exploding? In sixth grade, I got in. trouble for laughing at footage of the challenger exploding. I get it. Drip M.H. Lord of Colin doubling down. Clay Thompson cheated on Megan

the Stallion. Generational L. Take his rings away. Dick's so dirty, they call me Richard Nixon. People are insane. Colin Moriarty. He's a self-reclaimed Zionist. Uh, by the way. I told that guy, is that, is that, is that, what did I say on the other episode? Is that true or did he, is that, uh, to, to clarify?

I don't know. I want that guy to clarify. Hey, guys. People are just saying stuff and I'm like, what? Look, look, look. Shitting on Clay Thomas is one thing. Acknowledging that he's objectively the second best shooter in basketball history. What were we just talking about? What were we just talking about?

What are we just talking about O'Rsen involves being a drunk? Yeah. You're right. That's what he does. I mean, he's on like the Italian. He's also the best of doing this. That's a good point. Generational L, but like also like.

Yeah. I guess he's also a sex addict. You can't get a fucking diary. And like he was writing about a legend. He was writing about not her, but like his like past stuff that he's done. He was like, it makes sense. It, like, people are saying allegedly, it's not proof, but it checks out that it's him and then also the way that he, like, what do you, dude, one of the most famous women in the

world, one cooked to your entire family, like Thanksgiving dinner or dinner and stuff like that. Like, that's a keeper. And he's like, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to cheat on her. Yeah. But it's the same thing with, like, Jayzie and Beyonce. Like, you're a fucking camel and you're like, you know what? I'm going to fuck some bum. Imagine getting Beyonce, right?

Like, I'm going to fuck some bum, dude. Even if she was, even if she was terrible and on her. all that shit like that, the amount of security and wealth you have just by association with her, then going and cheating on that woman is crazy. It's, and it's even crazy that woman staying with him. That's actually even more ridiculous.

It's unfathomable. It's crazy. It really is. You are worth more than that, bitch. Like, come on, man. I hope Megan, like, now she makes a better decision for like. Because find a regular. Torrey Lane.

Come on. Oh, yeah. Good. Yeah. Okay. Clay, I didn't have any proof that he was a piece of shit. But, you know, we know.

It's like, all right. Now, no more fucking dumb celebrities that are just like, oh, he's good looking and famous. Anyway, no more. Yeah, Kremlin to Gremlin. What is this taking Piss Jaxons to fight off the piss anti-piss? I think injection incoming. Jojo and I want to do a triangle with her. Yeah, well, I'm going to see if she'll be good with polyamory.

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That's why, wait, that's why I am like I am, because I'm like her. Snoop, this is for the gays, for the cock sucklers. Last but not least, King of Abhazard, Colonel Voice Snake, we need you to go to Skyherman, defeat Aldewan. Aldewen. Yes, the world leader. You think you do it? No, I actually don't think so. I think he's being way over his head.

I think if he learns magic, it's like, if he can actually be able to. He won't. Spoilers. Can Ryden beat him? Yes. Right. Yeah. I think he's got right.

He's already borderline magic at a certain point. Two, he's got no jaw on. He speaks. Two gay. That's more than RFK does. He has both, whatever.

Facts. Do you think the full power Dragonborn after the DLC can be riding? Whoa, you know my answer to that is? Two gay, too curious. The Pippini Bros. Hoping that Hideo Kajima gets to voice

in the last episode of Smiling Friends. Donk, Homeless Chris, Gay Thoughts or Sonddaughter, Pee, when an Indian falls in the mud. When an Indian falls in the mud, the mud gets dirty is crazy. That is so wild. God damn, dude. Holy fuck. What is wrong with you, people?

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The Brain Worm Piling, the Idiot Shade Fleshmack preheated Toast. Sweenie developing. schizophrenia, but all the hallucinations are dicks, balls, and buff gay men coming to touch on him sexually. Sorry, Miss Jackson, peasants, Graham. Aetherian has the past because he took a loss of his heart ass. Pergerian Hutcher finally has a daughter, frying bacon

with my shirt up. The only thing that gets queer is you. The only thing that's queer is you. Naphrum and rounding out our list, finally. King of hat bad assers. We'll see you next time. The mud is so filthy now. The mud being like, oh, you fucking messed up my clothes. It's crazy.

Oh, come on, dude. Bro, we barely beat 40 minutes. I know. Let's actually beat it. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye.