The Snark Tank - #407: Woke The Spire 2?

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

•Somehow Anita Sarkeesian has returned and the usual suspects are seething.•https://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTank

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Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's them, Derek, and Kingston. We're remote today. I feel tingle in my throat, and I don't know if it's going to be that new,

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I'm a little paranoid. I'm like, all right, you know what? The Hanta wasn't that big of a deal, man. the Andreas one, the one that goes from person to person. That's what people are tripping about because it's, you know. Andreas 3,000 is, that's a crazy one. And these virus, and these, I think is what it's called. But we'll see, man, let's be hopefully everybody's be careful.

You know, I always just think, I always just think about like our, our episode when COVID happened. And we were just like, ah, it's going to be nothing. Yeah, we were wrong. And now I'm like always kind of careful about like, yeah. Hey, man, we could have been right if, uh, if people can. You know what I mean? If people were normal, we would have been right. But like that's, uh, nobody's normal.

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Well, listen. I don't know. What do we got to talk about today? There's some, there's some fun stuff. We're going to focus on questions today, I think. But, like, there's some, there's, there's some, some things in the news that gave me a bit of a chuckle, some stuff that came across my news feed.

This is going to sound insane because anybody who brings this person up in the year of our Lord, any year in the 2020s is crazy. But it's the gift that keeps on giving. Anita Sarkeesian somehow back in the timeline, somehow back. Dang, the great convergence is happening, dude. In the spotlight.

And she's in the spotlight for a, really fascinating. So some of you might know Slay the Spire. It was like a massive, or Slay the Spire 2, I should say. Massive game that came out last year. It was kind of a big, they had like, I think I had like 400,000

something concurrence, which makes sense for like a game like that portable, low, low focus. Highly addictive, very, very mobile game oriented design. But like it was really, really massive. And it's funny because I remember, around the time that Slate the Spire 2 came out,

a lot of, I don't know what you would call them, chuds, anti-woke people, whatever you, literally whatever word you want to use. They were kind of pointing at it as a way to, like, dunk on marathon,

because the player count for marathon was, like, low in comparison. It was like, look at this. This is what happens when, you know, this is true indie versus woke AAA slop. And it's, so this game was like championed.

I'm sure a lot of people bought it just on a, on principle, just because it's like, yeah, fuck AAA. A came out recently in the last day or two that Indy Sarkesian is in the credits. By the way, wild that it's been a month

and some change and nobody noticed until now. That's very funny. It kind of indicates that nobody really gives a shit. Nobody read the credits for an indie game. So it's not even like thousands of people. It's not even like God of War credits where you're like, I'm not reading this. But so she's in the credits as like,

I guess like a consultant or something. And now the tide is kind of changing. People are like, people are angry at Slate Aspire. They feel duped. I saw one review. Let me read this. Somebody replied, I saw it in, uh, yeah, let me get it. I saw it in Collins replies.

So it said, like, listen to this. This is from, uh, Lensar Dawn, Twitter user Lensar underscore Dawn. I'm only saying this because I love, I love the idea of people might be. find this name. He says no, so he says, no, you're wrong. It's literally about stopping tyranny. This is Colin, this is Colin kind of talking about like it's kind of weird to complain about this person.

He writes, so he, so he posts his, he, it's on my Twitter account, people can go find and I'm probably not going to, it'll probably be there. But he, he screenshots his downvote on Slate the Spire 2 on Steam. His down, his downvote review, 135.4 hours in Slay the Spire 2. This game came out a month ago. I can't do it.

I can't deal with these people. 135 hours in the game, downvote not recommend. And it says, it's a great game, but I am forced to downvote this because the devs were coerced into hiring social justice warriors,

parentheses commissars. I don't know what that means. To, force political ideology in video game design and development. This needs to stop. It's not the devs fault they felt compelled to bend the need of radicals. I mean, first of all, it would be if that was the case. I don't know what you're saying.

But we have an obligation to reject any form of political influence on freedom of creative expression. By the way, consulting with a New Sarkesian would have been a creative choice that they would have been. Like, no one's compelling. I don't know what people think. and Anita Sarkesian stock is in 2020, no one's like, oh my God. Compelled to do that.

Right. I also don't know why they, they hired her either, to be fair, like it is kind of, like, to me, it's not really a matter of like she's an offensive figure or like her politics

or evil or whatever. To me, it's just like, oh, you? Really like, was just like, oh,

you? It's just, she's done. What is her resume that you would consult her on anything? Yeah, she's just a, I don't know. It kind of strikes me as like any executive.

producer on a lot of things versus like, okay, you're just in the credits because like you are, you show it up or something or like you, you know what I mean? Yeah, but, uh, yeah, she's not, I understand that there's like revisionist history going on because anti-woke is because anti-woke is so cringe today. Yeah. Uh, but Ania Sarkisian did pretend to be involved in video games to a degree that was, or she oversold her familiarity. She, her, her pop feminism, journalism stuff was like very, very low effort. I think a lot of it was done by John McIntosh who actually went on to do other things. Yeah. She just kind of like faded away.

So like she's just kind of she's kind of a grifter a little bit. But she kind of, she made her money and backed off basically. Yeah. I wouldn't even say time. Yeah. So like full, full fledge. I would say full, yeah.

It's a different vibe of grifter to be fair. It's not. It's not. She didn't make a YouTube channel and like a hammer at home every single day. Right. But for for 10 years. Quartering, you know. right yeah she's like i would

yeah she's she's like i would say like a bronze tier grifter you know she made her money for like a couple years and then dipped uh so personally from that perspective i don't know why you would hire it doesn't change the quality of the game i'm sure that game's good regardless um but yeah it's just i don't know dude this is this over serious it's about fighting tyranny it's so crazy this is exactly the kind of uh verbiage that was so cringe to hear about like oh we're fighting on the we're fighting for you know We're on the front lines.

Yeah, we're on the front lines of a culture. You're not warriors. Yeah. Seriously, you would have an asthma attack if you saw a bullet just sitting on the ground. Well, Chris, Chris, I understand, right? These are the these are the playbooks of nationalism, Chris. You understand? These are very simple steps taken to push a Nash's mentality because saying you're a warrior because you don't like, you don't like, you don't like.

someone's appearance in a community is nuts. That's so cringe. All of it's crazy. Warriors died. Warriors went to battle and died. I know people don't like it when you bring this up because it's true and it always offends people, but it's like this really is the... Any idea what interest rate your savings are earning? Well, it's simple. If they're earning no interest, then you're losing value to inflation every single day. But that's where Raisin comes in. Raisin gives you access to competitive interest rates from across Europe all through one easy-to-use account. Make the move and start putting your savings to work. Visit raisin.com today.

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bayonetta is a bad game and it harms culture because she is hot in it. Like, this is the same level of just brain dead, useless critique where it's just like, what do you even, are you even thinking at all? No. When you speak? or when you write, I know the answer is no, obviously. It's a rhetorical question, I suppose. Absolutely.

Dude, that's, you said about the revisionist history, and that's something that I need people who are progressive and who are normal to understand that, because a lot of people didn't know about the Anita Sarkisan or anything back in the day, or you'll see TikToks. I've seen TikToks. I've seen TikToks of Anita Sarkozyn was right,

this, this and that, and blah, blah, blah. I've said the same thing about somebody else named Sean Strickland. UFC chud where there's some conservatives that want to follow him and I'm like listen if you want to be a chud asshole like at least follow someone who's not fake as fuck like like you know if somebody's like about it and they're actually that thing maybe you want to not follow an obvious grifter I've known Sean Strickland since he was just a little pussy boy with daddy issues and wasn't pertaining to be some conservative skinhead laper and seeing carchesian's origin singer come from an MML.

What is it called? Multimedia. Oh, I can't remember what the file. MLM? MLM. Is it? MLM? Some like that. Multi-level marketing schemes. I think, yeah, come from, she came from that. We all made videos about her in her origins and stuff and then exposing that she doesn't play as an adult, she didn't play video games. She didn't like them. All that shit, even though she did the TEDx and try to pretend like, oh, I've been playing

Super Marles. It was like nine years old and shit. The problem wasn't, the problem wasn't. that she was making feminist critique of media. The problem is that her feminist critique of media was so dog shit, poorly researched and surface level that it ultimately, it was

ultimately just like inflammatory for no reason. I still remember her her use of hitman, Absolution in that one of the I can't remember what the video series she made was, feminist tropes in video games or something or like something. It was something like that.

And her argument about how like the game encourages you to beat women up and like objectify women. It's just like you. And on screen as she's showing it, she's showing the player getting penalized for doing it. Yeah. The worst example you use. Yeah, it's literally.

And that was like, there are dozens of example of that exact thing happening. Yeah. So I don't like the revisionist history. I also understand that like any, anytime you bring Anita Sarkeesian's name up in a critical lens, you are going to be lumped in with that group of people who doesn't think or doesn't care or it's just like a psycho like oh i'm going to make 40 videos about pre larsen this week

you know like but it really it earnestly does not come from that it's just this is just like a very unserious yeah person who is ostensibly a scammer normal people once an need of sarcesian went away stopped caring about her so even like say a normal person that even knew about her back in the day was annoyed by her hear that she uh what maybe has some sort of consultation on Slate Aspire 2 and you're like, oh, it's dumb. And that's literally where your thought process is. Literally your brain should be like, oh, her? Interesting.

And you're like, oh, that's dumb. Like, oh, that's dumb. Why would they do that? And then literally it's gone. The thoughts are gone because no one cares. I'm looking, I went on Steam. So I only learned about this through you, Chris, you mentioned this. And now we're talking about this.

So I went on Steam and looking at the reviews. And yeah, it just came out because all the reviews are from today. And how, just like that one guy, you explained, the first one, 188 hours and it's just negative and it just says Anita and then people saying man this game is a good upgrade to the previous one I had a lot of fun but it saddens me to learn us anise Archeson as a consultant so I will stop playing it and I'm like you put in 40 hours and now you're like oh it's it's like the pronoun thing all over again yeah I love the I love the premise of this because it's like the whole the whole reason that a lot of people maybe not everybody but a lot of people were like

we don't want Anita Sarkesian's influence in games because they will they will actively hinder games and make them worse and thus robbing us of good experiences. Yep. And now that a game came out with her influence, however minimal or maximal, I would imagine it's incredibly minimal. I can't imagine what Anita Sarkisian could have possibly contributed to a deck builder.

Like I really, I don't even know. But so they see that. They've liked the game. and now they're basically allowing her to rob them of an experience that they already liked based solely on basically nothing. It's ridiculous. This is you're crazy.

It's fanaticism. It's like you are being ridiculous. Yeah. I would just, I don't know, man. Maybe if, this would be like if I was like, oh, man, I'm not going to play Halo anymore because the composer's a Trump supporting right-wing guy. Yeah. What the fuck?

It's literally happening right now with like, say, sublime and system of a down. For some reason, both of their drummers are MAGA. Weird. It's always the drummers. It's the people who just want to hit shit. High key. I can't hit my wife. I can't hit my wife.

So I hit the pads. I hit the pads. I can't beat this bit. So I'll beat the fuck out of this drums. And they go letter. And so the thing is, it is not going to. stop me. Of course, I'm disappointed. That's crazy, but it's not

going to stop me. I've been listening to the fucking system's music for fucking decades. And to be the drummer, I'm like, to be honest, unfortunately, it's fucked up to say he's the most replaceable person in that band. And I wish they would. But whatever. I still like the band as a

whole. It does put a little bit of a sour. I'm like, that's stupid. Like, they're just, you just keeping them in there. Oh, we're not a, they said, we're not a cult. And like nobody said y'all need to think exactly the same way. It's just crazy that the band

that made the song fucking Deer Dance, the song that made the prison song that just... Yeah, that's the drummer's not writing. I understand the drummer's not writing, but he's definitely in his room preparing those songs. It's very true. He's not writing. He's... Yeah, but you have to understand. If there's a, with

respect, if someone's how many times have you heard like oh i loved um rage against the machine until they got you know what i mean he probably doesn't even know what those songs are about but i mean but he's probably just like but that is the drummer but that's a drummer though like i like i like i understand what you mean that like people no no no you don't understand what i'm saying i don't think the drummer i you're you misunderstand what i'm saying i don't think the drummer understands the words oh okay that's what i'm saying i think that's ridiculous but i also

clearly something's going on, you know? I mean, it must be. Essentially a primate just banging stunk. Because like, that's like, that's like, that's like freaking,

that's like going up on the fucking stage and performing strange fruit and being like, what? I love the idea of slavery. And it's like, brother, do you know the song you just perform?

I thought that was about Crash Bandicoat Wampa fruits. I thought that was about Wampa. And it's like, oh, you're cooked. You're in the void. Yeah.

It's, Shit's weird, but also remember when a lot of chuds were trying to push back at some progressives by saying that they weren't going to play the Hogwarts legacy. Because, you know, obviously they don't want to. Oh, yeah. And they're like, oh, you're being fucking ridiculous. You know, just they're like, these people stand for absolutely zero, nothing. I hate it. This is probably one of the worst ones, though.

Seeing these people that enjoy the fuck out of this game and now you're, you're forcing yourself to not like the game anymore where I'm like shut up dude and it's not even like it's just bring myself to play this game maybe I would give them a pass if Anita Sarkis you found out Anita Sarkis and made the entire game and now you're like if she wrote it or something yeah like that's not even a writable game it's like if she if you were like oh no like she she was like she had her hands in the whole thing like I don't know how to feel about this like she's the creative director and the game engine somehow See, yeah, that's the Sarkisian.

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right. And it's like, I can admit that I don't like this artist, but I can, I can acknowledge they made something that I actually enjoyed. Yeah. And I think that is where the problem, the things are so destroyed now where it's like you can acknowledge it. This is a good video game. You cannot like the person that made it. You can be vocal about like that part of truth is important. You know, there's plenty. Like that angle is really useful to have where it's like this person made this. Fuck this person. This is objectively a good piece of art. And the conversation about. artist can be created from that, you know? Like, that's a fine place for it to exist. There are plenty of developers from the original Halo team who are, like, incredibly stupid. Jamie, uh, Jamie, uh, Jamie Greasimer, who is like a 30 seconds of fun guy. I used to argue with that guy all the time. He's a fucking moron. He's responsible for one of the best gameplay loops probably in, in first-person shooters, period.

So, like, or at least, like, partially responsible. So it's like, whatever. Like, it is, it is what it is. I especially, and it's different if you're talking about, like, I understand that there's, like, a level of severity, right? Like Bill Cosby's comedy is kind of hard because like the entire premise of the art is kind of wrapped in

him presenting himself as he is as a person and so like this. There's, there's, it's case by case for sure. Yeah. You know, lost profits is probably another one where that's kind of, that's a heinous. Yeah, you can't. Really. But yeah.

There's no coming back from that. But like, but a consultation job on, somebody just popped up on my steams playing Slade the Spire too. fucking modest cube. That's funny. I don't know, man. A consultation job on a game that you already love.

Brother. She did the same thing for fucking a naughty dog. Like, and all of those fucks played the naughty dog games. Like, whatever the fuck she was. I don't remember what year this was when they were like, oh. She gave a presentation. New Drunken. Neil Drunken is talking with fucking Anita Sarkeesian or something, whatever year that was.

I don't know what that was before. The last was part two came out or something. but I saw her I saw her show up at Noddy Dog she showed up at Bungy many many many many many years ago during the Destiny Days I remember that because I remember there was some ridiculous screenshot of her talking about how

I don't remember what the argument was I just saw a screenshot of her standing in front of a projector in front of the two because like male and female characters sit differently in Destiny like there's like there's different sit animations for them yeah and I guess she was like complaining about that or something but like which is like who gives the shit yeah but uh

those were the things that she would complain about And like I remember about Catwoman in Arkham City. Like, oh, look at how she walks. And I'm like, yeah, it looks great. Shut up. What the fuck? Like, why does she need to walk boring? Like, that's so stupid.

Die. Why don't you die? Cat woman's very feminine. Let her be feminine. What the fuck's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with this. Negative feminism is stupid. It doesn't make sense.

But here's the thing, too. It's like the idea, people were afraid that she would just kind of, that her influence would grow to make games like more puritanical or whatever. Uh-huh. And it just hasn't happened. Like it just like it's just not- None of that really occurred. They were like fake foe activists getting a bag and once they ran out of ideas, they

fucking left because they weren't serious people. Although people that we made fun of at the top, unserious people, they did not go to school for this shit. They did not go like, this is my craft, this is what I care about. The people who are real activists are still making content to this day. they have organizations they've always existed they didn't shove their way and shoehorned their way into being consultants on things that they had no business being involved in and so that's why it's like okay i get it and you start keesians cringe let's not rewrite history but also y'all need to chill she's so non-threatening for the other people like y'all need to chill like it who cares hearing about this does i i just don't understand we're people you and i chris made videos about this broad we were more invested in a lot of people that are probably upset. But yeah, I could not care less about hearing this information that, oh, she was

consulted. And I'm like, oh, I didn't. That's dumb that there's still in, in 2026 that anyone would, you still talk to her is kind of crazy. That's my reaction. That's it. That anyone would, would value her work as serious or substantive is kind of crazy. That's that I will, that I will, I will say. That's my only reaction.

That's it. You played, you played this game. and you loved it. Yeah, I think that's, I think that's what you played this name and you loved it. And you championed it for being not woke and lo and behold, you don't know shit. You don't know shit about anything. Instead of having the reaction, maybe I've been fucking overreacting to this anti-woke shit the entire. Maybe this woke shit all the time.

Like maybe having that revelation that you love something that is technically quote unquote woke now. And you're like, wait a minute. Maybe all that woke shit's bullshit. Maybe have that revelation, dickheads. I think that's the problem. It's like, dude, I don't know, man. it's so many so many good conversations can be happened from like all right well because I think

I think even I have a huge like amount of ire for all those like fucking Tumblr feminist fucking progressives like I hate them. I truly truly truly truly hate those people I mean I think they're like crazy but no I hate them I hate them I hate them. They did they did kind of

lay the groundwork for all this yeah my reason for I do I do ultimately blame a lot of what's happening now on those people I think we would have gotten here anyway but like it's it's made it So let's fucking. I actually let's talk about it. I want to hear his point, but let I keep that. I do that needs to be talked about too.

I think that what happens is those are people that obviously they're trying to make a bag. And my heart, my heart doesn't want to be like, oh, this person trying to make money is a piece of trash. But also I very much to understand that what they did was they took real subjects that should have been spoken about by people that really understand what they were talking about. And then put them, they went front facingly. And instead of aiming it where they need to aim it, especially people that are marginalized, some of the black women, gay men, and all the people involved in those groups,

they pointed their fingers at idiotic senses and idiotic problems. And all that did was ultimately allow us to end up here where we turned words that are very serious phrases and words and titles. And honestly, individuals, we turned them into jokes. Any idea what interest rate your savings are earning? Well, it's simple.

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That is where I hate them from. You know, the thing that's weird is I feel like, see, one of the biggest issues that a lot of those people, when they were, they were focusing on stuff that wasn't, you know, it was obviously, it was subjectively problematic to them if they actually. were bothered, but collectively, overwhelmingly, people are like, what's the issue? And that was the thing that was so frustrating, having people give them a platform and trying to validate them. And what we call now toxic positivity, like, egging them on to keep going. And one thing about, like, when you say that they created a problem, I agree. People always like to skip this. You can go to the most serious thing and the most unserious thing with the most serious thing being like terrorism.

Oh, here's this, here's imperialism. Here's the reaction to it, which is terrorism. You know, like these small groups doing horrible stuff. And then the terrorist reacting to the horrible thing happened to them, get all the blame. And so in a very unserious way, in a much smaller scale, obviously, you had these freaks show up, create this fucking problem. And then you had people responding to it. And then people are trying to say, oh, it's your guys's fault. And I'm like, I just wanted to play video.

video games, bitch. I didn't, yeah, I did not try to get art censored, you fucks. Yeah, it is, that's what it hurts me the most.

That's where I get like, physically angry almost. Like, yeah, I think it, it was, these were problems that didn't need to be fixed

that were attacked in a way they just should not have been. And it drives me up the wall. It's a lot of crying wolf, a lot of, like, you, you guys spent,

you spent, you guys, the, the social capital of the, or the capital of the word fascist was spent so long ago that now that we live in it

or under the auspices of it no one's taking it seriously or as seriously as they should and it's because it's been fucking watered down because very unserious people threw it around fucking everywhere is exactly what I was talking about years and years and years ago

or it's just like you can't be you can't be doing this man you can't be doing it and so like yeah it's it's it's incredibly frustrating yeah it's infuriating even there's a actually it actively it angers me for sure because it's like dude you for for me in my mind when you are a marginalized group for you to do things like that without having a forethought of the other people of your group that is the most dangerous thing to me ever that's why nothing that's why like i get so angry about that you about Candace Owens because of the fact that like you do not understand that you are closing this door of like safety. It's a bit for so many young black women that will follow after you.

So many will come after your existence that will have so much of a worse time because of the actions you're taking because you just want to make a bag. Yeah. All those people. That is horrible. That is truly horrible. They don't care about anything but themselves. That's never crossed their minds of that. Oh, no.

They don't care. That's never that's never dawned on them. And it's like, no, dude, there are people. that you are making the world worse for. And like I make jokes. I say fuck shit. That's true. But I also acknowledge that whenever it's time for me to speak up about something that's

important, I speak up about it. Yeah. These people don't stand. They don't stand for anything. And that's what really, really sucks. Like her fucking championing all that bullshit and defending someone like Charlie Kirk, that guy did not respect the fact that you were in the rooms with him. But you were fucking crying over him.

It's like, what are you? What? What are you talking about? It's literally a slave crying. over his dying master. It's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're insane. And stuff like that is like really, it really irks me. This is not funny at all. So I'm going to start saying slurs to change the vibe, right?

I just want these people in these fucking interviews or in these in these steam reviews. Just be real with yourself, dude. Let that turn into a conversation. They'd be like, holy shit, this person that sucks made something that was involved in that I actually kind of like. Let me see what they're involved in it as. Instead of just being like, this game is dog shit now. And it's like, brother, are you stupid? I want you to. I want you to, You chose to do that then eat sometimes. There were times when you were choosing to play this game instead of eating. You don't think that's worth thinking about for a moment and being like, hmm.

Just maintain this chance that like the one thing that you don't want to take away, whoever you're watching, the one thing you don't want someone to take away from you is your joy. And this is that content you are watching to a T. They took this game away from you, Whomever you're watching. That is the ultimate defeat. That should be a problem for you. Like that should be like,

nah, like if somebody came, if they're your favorite game of all time, somebody came and said this game's dog shit for X, Y, and Z, wouldn't you be like, well, I don't value that person's opinion?

Because it's just completely not compatible to my own. You like this game. Somebody came in here and you're trying to convince you that it's bad now because somebody was associated with it. Tell them to suck cock, dude. My final statement on this, right, is thinking of it like this, right? I want these people that are like these fucking warriors of the culture.

These guys stand against all this fascist perspective, right? The fan base of Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling came out with all her extremely ignorant, transphobic things, right? And the fan base of Harry Potter, they stood by the universe in the world they loved, right? They did not allow this person that was their door, the spearheader of it to remove their love for it, right? all these people that you would insult that you would tear down, all these queer people colored-haired wizard fans were doing that. And for you to find out that this black woman that you didn't like worked on this made you have an adhere reaction.

After you have dozens of hours in it is ridiculous. You are a fucking joke. You are literally a fucking clown if you have that perspective. If this group people that have this person's actually a monster, this terrible person that's donating to like fucking really big in a corporation. Yeah, it's worth noting that this isn't like we're not

talking about, did you assume when he's Sarkisian was black by the way? I feel like I heard you call her a black Is she black? I thought she was black. She says, no, this guy did this crazy as well. That is kind of interesting. Sarkeesian. Think about the last name. Sarkeesian. I thought she was black. What does what does Sarkesian mean to you?

Am I thinking of the black woman, what you call it? No, you're not. Other wealthy black. It's a cabby black. Is it Cabback? Was she black? Well, Cap like. Are you thinking about Francesca Ramsey? I am. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I understand how you would get mixed up. Think of the last name again. Think hard. Who, who, what ethnicity is any of Sarkisian?

I don't want to, I don't want to start labeling, but I can name few. I mean, there's just one. There's just one answer, really that. I don't know. I don't know. Sarkisian. Kingston, where do you, where do we live? Oh, she's Armenian? I need that. I don't know. Zian?

I don't know. Every Armenian ends in IA.N. Ian is very popular, for real. It's not very popular. It's either I.N or Y.N. Yeah, there's no other Armenians that I've seen. Yeah, I've yet to meet them, right? I've yet to see them.

But your point is accurate. It's just like, let this person bother you that they were involved in. It's like, dude, how? You're basically giving them the power that you, you want to rob them of. I don't want them stealing my joy from my favorite medium. And it's like, okay, well, then don't.

Right. What do you mean? Play the game that you like. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. Just like it. It really is psychotic. I can't fucking imagine being that. I can't imagine being that brain broken.

You get us acknowledged it. It'd be like, oh, look, this game was really, really, really fun. It sucks that this person worked on it. Dude, that is all it has to be. He was like, oh, guess what? I worked on Dragon Age Origins, Mass Effect 2. how old is she? She's very old for the Singapore argument.

She's very old now. If she just like all these banger of games, I worked on Skyrim, I'd be like, well, what it would actually do would be like, well, maybe I have to rethink who Naird-Sarkeesian is because what the fuck. Exactly. Like, I have to look into it. First and foremost, but then also, if she's still a piece of shit, let's just say, by the second

she's still like, a grifter who she is, I still be like, that's crazy. I still love those games. Like, I'm never not going to love those games. That's crazy. Yeah, you could, you could not participate in it. identity and you know sarkeesian isn't in these games it's not like fucking arc kelly or or something you know like that's different that's different that's different they do the severity of the the severity of uh of what we're talking about too is like even with j k rally who's like materially more harmful than uh sarkeesian or really any any these people even that's a far cry

from like a deforvid or an r kelly you know right so the thing is that once they that the one of the things that people create they create they create it that's true right and it detached them it still be connected to them but it's like it's up to you how you accept it you know that's why like i hate harry potter all my heart i hate it like i really don't like harry potter i really like all your heart i really don't like harry potter i hate a lot of things about it but i can respect the fan base for being like i understand this person created it but they did not they did not dictate the situation i had with it you know you know something that really uh you You know something that kind of...

I hate it, though? You know what makes me a little bit uneasy, though, about that whole thing? What? Look, I was a Harry Potter fan for the first, like, three movies. They had some really... They got some banger video games. I feel like there was a Game Boy game that was pretty good. And the Chamber of Secrets was fucking dope.

That is a great fucking video game. It's odd how great that video game is. The marketing team for Harry Potter back then... I feel like, someone should be investigated. What do you mean? Because I remember, so this might be a, I don't know, maybe some of the audience is too young to know this or maybe some of the audience is too old who have even cared.

But like, they had all sorts of Harry Potter merchandise when I was growing up. There was like a lot of toys, a lot of props. I remember they would sell the robes, like the Gryffindor robes and stuff like that, wands, you name it. And obviously they have the theme park and Universal that's built all around it and all this like high tier merch or whatever. When I was a kid, they were. selling broomsticks.

It was like the Nimbus 3,000. And the Nimbus was a broomstick that vibrated. Oh yeah. Oh, right. I remember that whole debacle. And I remember this because I had it.

Somebody bought it for me. It was like, oh, you like Harry Potter. I have a broomstick. And I was like, all right, I guess. And I remember thinking, like, why does this the brooms don't vibrate? Like what, even in the movie, even in the context of the film. Like, it did, like, they're flying. that's why I get it but like but I remember being like I'm just not putting batteries

in this thing this is weird. Yeah absolutely but but I remember specifically like as I grew up I was thinking like What? Did it double as a broom They get no it was No it was like a plastic Oh that's lame Yeah it should have just been a real broom they could have

Probably for cheaper they probably could have just given you real brooms But my thing was just like bro You gave young kids like a vibrating thing that like they were supposed to stick between their life. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. I mean,

like that's kind of an insane choice to make. It's a little weird. It's definitely innocent oversight genuinely. It's like, oh, well, I guess, like,

give me that. Yeah, right. You don't need that. You don't need that. Where's my fucking blue? The dad takes it. The dad.

He takes it. Not even the mom is the fucking bad. You walk in on your dad and the bristles are sticking out of his ass and the handle is sticking out of his mouth. he's like a pig he's like a pig on a fucking what's on a fire yeah yeah yeah he's shaking

yeah yeah he's close the door which way which way close his fucking door son

take it out son take it out from where oh no you your son's fucking scarred for life take it out son it hurts you just leave

I would just leave my dad I'm like you gotta figure this about your old dad I probably would run away dad you gotta see the therapy 30 years later oh my dad I had that fucked himself with my Harry Potter room and I had to pull it out of his ass.

Oh. Okay. Well, this is alcoholics anonymous. So you can, you might need to find something else. Chris, there's a kid. There was a story about someone in your school. I know this directly. Someone on your school, a girl fell on a broom handle she was playing with.

I remember this. I read that story about his school. I remember that vividly. I remember I knew the girl. Did that actually happen? Was that real? I knew the girl that they said it happened to. I don't know if I,

I don't want to ask her about it. I knew the girl. Oh, it was like rumors. You weren't sure that it was like, I was like, I was going to be like, yo. There were all sorts of rumors going around.

Like, I remember there's this one girl that there was like a rumor going around that she like killed hamsters or something. No basis in reality at all. Yeah. She did. I don't know,

maybe. She leaned into it, which was concerning. to me. Oh, it's crazy. I mean, yeah. I mean, kids are fucking stupid. They just say whatever, right? I know, but I've never, I've never really met a child that was mean

to animals. Really? Never met a child that was mean to animals. I met I met somebody who was pretty mean to animals once. Never. It was Kingston Jameson. And he, that's crazy. You know, it's a freak thing, a weird trait, animals actually like me a lot, but they can tell them a beast as well, probably that's why. They can tell

I'm also an animal. I was sitting, he's totally full of shit. by the way. Animals don't like him. Animals adore me. I went to, Kingston and I went to the zoo once. Oh, sure. Yeah. Okay. Continue. And every animal growled at him, even animals that can't growl. Like the fish.

The fucking jellyfish were growling at him. The jellyfish were growling at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The zoo jellyfish. Lily's my witness for this actual thing. Animals really enjoy me. I don't know why. I don't know why animals like me. It's usually the opposite for bigger people. Really?

animals are yeah usually usually like if someone's like tall or like really like if they're six foot or whatever like I feel like animals have a problem with that more so oh I guess I guess a small but smaller target is like coming after them like like or something yeah like I'm pretty sure if I went to Africa and like a fucking leopard saw me to be like oh god damn one of the apes got in and it would just run off animals like me a lot too but like I think it's because they think they could take me yeah you're not a threat to them yeah they understand that like Like, I, that sparrow could break my legs probably. Yeah.

So like, you know, I don't get a lot of, I don't drink a lot of milk. Animals are, yeah, I don't like how, I think, I think they can sense like how much I love animals. And then sometimes when I don't want them to bother me, they will. They'll like, you know, like a squirrel came up to me one time where I was like, are you, are you okay? It just got down and walked up to you and was like, I wasn't. It's so unusual for a squirrel to do that because it was in front of, um, when I was in Burbank, our apartments on the steps. And then it like came up to me and I'm like,

uh, you need help. Like, because why are you doing this? And then I'm trying to lead you somewhere and it leads you to an alley and try to take your organs. So people try to cut you open and you're like, you know what now I do leave for your squirrel? And it's like,

I'm sorry. I need to make Brent. Yeah, right. Sorry. He leads him to an alleyway. And then the squirrel unzips and it's a full man. Oh, man. It's Jack the Ripper's son or something like three.

Yeah. Who ripped the jacker. Yeah, that's such a garbage fucking joke. That's a good joke. That is actually a good joke. I mean, it's good because it's so shit. The Jacker. The more I think about it were funny again.

That was a banger. I don't care what you guys say, man. That was a fucking fire joke. Rip the jack. What does he do? I don't know. He jacks. He jacks people off.

He just off for really unfair prices, I guess. Do you that? You guys see that picture of money? He rips you off somehow and then he jacks off. Do you guys see that picture of a Kyle Rittenhouse lactating in the hospital or something? Oh, yeah. What was that? Like, he was like, I don't know.

He was in that Chinese fucking hospital thing getting milked like that Jordan Peterson. shit. Yo, it's crazy. I saw that image recently. I saw that recently. I was on, I was on the snark take Reddit and I recently saw that image of fucking Jordan Peterson like in a fucking cocoon of getting like jacked off. And then someone was like, man, I don't know how this. There's someone comment just something really wild about how like his daughter was really hot, like something very vulgar. And then like the people that posted were like, dude, that's not funny. She's giving her mom. And he was like, I'd still fuck her though. And I was like, Jesus.

Right. I mean, it is weird. I forgot about that Chinese video. That shit was, that was his, like, was that his mag, magnum opus? Because that is his mag. Jordan Peterson's magnum opus is clean your room and also that video of people getting jacked off in a Chinese hospital. Oh, no. The fucking communist Chinese party, it has a jackoff mill.

Like, I'm like, dude. And I remember his daughter being so pissed about him posting that. That shit was so funny. it is a crazy for those of you don't know if anybody needs catching up Jordan Peterson at one point

I remember what the context was you could probably find it pretty easily if you just Google the keywords that we're talking about at your own risk of course but he just posted I don't know like with very little context just like this this grainy footage

of people getting churked off by machines in a fucking dimly lit Chinese backwater hospital I just like I don't know he just like was talking about like a big conspiracy to steal semen or something. I think he's dead, right? Or something?

Like, he's like ostensibly like in a, like he got all fucked up. He was fucked up for a while. I think whatever he did to get himself off of benzos, he just never fully recovered from it. Because he came back and then he was weird as ever. I think that was the Chinese thing was post that, that stuff perhaps. I don't remember that.

The timeline's a little worried for me. He did. He went away because he got super sick. He came back and then he got sick again. And now he's like currently mega sick. Yeah, I haven't heard anything. I remember the last thing was Michaela, his daughter said something about how sick he was. That was the last thing I remember.

And I don't, I didn't see any updates. It's not like I'm looking for Jordan Peters and updates. Michaela, I've been eating batteries every day. And it's not helping. I legit think Michaela was killing him on accident. And the way that I know for a fact, Michaela was not doing the lion diet and shit that she was selling. because she looked fantastic.

At one point she was glowing. She was like, no, you're not, if you were eating meat only, you would look like how Jordan Peterson looked. Yeah, you would look red. Jordan Peterson legitimately took her advice. He felt good for like a month, lost a ton of weight.

And then I made a video about this, not even trying to be an asshole about it. Because I was like, why is Jordan Peterson crying all the time? Because it was only for a span of time. He was dying. He said such a deep, about a pain always.

His bones are burning. His skin is so, the reason why he's crying is because his body is attacking him. Always. It kind of actually is legitimate. His fucking autoimmune diseases

were just destroying him because they just don't like him. And then, uh, they, but legitimately I made this video. Like him. I mean,

I wouldn't, right? You would be like, fuck this guy. We don't need to be here. But, um, his, uh,

When Jordan Peterson first bursted on the scene, he was not crying a bunch. He was not crying excessively. Because I saw people trying to defend him saying he's just a really passionate person. I'm like, oh, yeah? So he wasn't passionate two years ago and all those other times. So legitimately, I think that stupid diet that his daughter put him on fucked his hormones. Because if you are only eating meat, beef and salt, you were missing a lot of stuff in your diet. Beef and salt.

That's literally all he was eating for a while. Literally just beef and salt because everything else is fucks is out of the disease. He had apple cider vinegar and it killed him for like a like a month. He said he couldn't sleep for a month. My favorite meal, a bowl of salt and strips of beef. A bowl of salt. And a beef shake. And a beef shake.

It's blended beef and a fucking. It's blended beef with like a whip with like a whip. with salt based with cream on it. What kind of diet are you fucking on? So yeah, like I think you're right. I think I should dress like Harvey Dent. And here's the weird thing. Here's the weird thing, though.

I will say this. I have no proof of this, but I know that he, okay, this is weird. I know that he listens to me. And he, he sometimes watches out for my stuff.

Because first of all, and I don't know why, I was the first content creator out of anyone, there was people that were way bigger than me in 2017. I was the first one he reached out to. I have no fucking idea why. You're black. Maybe?

Because I'm like, what the hell? Why, why I'm ahead of the, think of all the freaks that were around us around that time that had hundreds of thousands of subscribers. And then I was the first person to talk to him on YouTube. And he, when, when Microsoft bought Skype, Russians immediately hacked it. and then so my shit was hacked immediately and Jordan Peterson messaged me he emailed me oh hey you're uh

you're uh doing some Russian weird shit on your Skype excuse me what a funny interaction Jordan Peterson was like hey you got hacked by Russians on Skype Skype I was like what the fuck and it was yeah Russians hacked into my shit

um he tried it's so funny it's so funny to think about Skype because like I think of like in my mind Skype was like when I was a kid Skype was like in high school or whatever I was using Skype but like no like early YouTube I was using Skype like I was in like 2016 I was using Skype right I remember being in a in a Skype call with like Zach and and John Tron and a bunch of people the day of the of the of the election in 2016 we were all just like I we were all just like I knew it I was just like I was just like I knew it I was just like we knew this would happen.

But it's weird to think about that because it's like, oh, yeah, that was on Skype. In my head, it's discord because everything is like, you know, uh-huh. Copy-pasted backwards. Skype was that little, it's crazy how, how fast it died. It was because it was so popular. You're talking about having Skype calls with people. Same thing. It was same type of shit where, oddly enough, that was the only time I talked to John Trun on fucking Skype for some reason.

And I went on my Facebook. and I don't remember I don't remember talking to him anywhere else but it gave me one of those notifications you and John have been friends for eight years on Facebook I was like when the fuck did I don't I literally don't remember this

Facebook I don't I just I don't remember talking to him once or even follow it it was suspicious to me I'm like how did this happen I don't care I'm not gonna it's fine it that ship sailed but um yeah Jordan Peterson man I don't know why he wanted to be so friendly with me

Because I was never Even when we talked It wasn't about like the The shit that he was so concerned about When he busted onto the scenes Where it was like that bill Like we didn't like First of all yeah

And that bill Oh yeah He seems so convincing And I really do believe That he was just stupid as fuck And misunderstood what the bill was I don't believe And I could be wrong obviously

He could have had intentions and he actually misrepresented on purpose but i genuinely think in his hearts of hearts he was just stupid as fuck and thought people were gonna get arrested for misgendering people and it sounded he was so passionate about it i was like i remember when i first saw that video about him i was like that's fucking crazy why would they do that that's crazy and then like years past and nothing happened and i'm like oh well this is fucking everything's everything's fake like this sucks yeah everything's fake all these people are just fucking. It's all very funny.

So you guys remember the whole Akash Singh thing, right? Akash Singh. Oh yeah. He left the podcast. He left the fucking podcast, dog. He got bullied off the fucking podcast. Imagine being that much, dude, you don't have to read the comments, man. I don't get it. Yo, his wife, his wife did him horrible. I guess. Holy cow. I know what? I guess I would have to blame that on his wife more because it's all her fault like quite literally is just all cause i'm not i'm not one i'm not one to blame go ahead i'm not one to blame ladies i'm not one

to do that genuinely it is her fault this all spawned out of her making has nothing to do with ladies it has everything to with her yeah no no no her making some wild public comments that spot out pretty crazy and led to him ruining his fucking bag, too. Dude, dude, dude, she was like, I was popping, pop, I could take it from that. But when she was talking about her fucking co-host's husband's penis, I was like, this is not what you do. I never saw that.

I only, I only heard about that clip. I never saw it. You should watch the clip. It is as wild as people make the team. Shout out to Too Lazy to Try. That's how I found out about everything. It's not, it's not even the most vulgar, but it's like you don't. You don't, you don't.

Yeah, shout out to American. Shout out to American Redact. Too lazy to try. Yeah, for sure. They've been holding it down with the Rogan Spear stuff and all that weird comedy bullshit. Yeah. Podcast cringe is, all right, but, like, I could tell you, like, skews. He was also very late to the game.

He's, like, I don't know if he's a lawyer or he's in the, he's in the, he was just smart enough to be like, I need to jump on this while it's hot. Yeah. He did. He did. I mean, I should start doing this. Really? I mean, it was like, I was like, damn. It's endlessly entertaining. Once podcast cringe did it and he has like a smaller channel too called like podcast bits or something like that because you're supposed to do two channels at once now. I was like, oh shit, it's still hot. And now's the time to strike. And you still can, I guess because when you look at their numbers, especially too lazy to try is probably the biggest one. American Redact, I, Chris, I don't think this is the same person. But American Redact's voice and that guy mouthey Buddha sound almost identical.

Oh, I don't remember. Listen to a Mouthi Buddha thing. I don't think he's on YouTube because he probably got nuked from existence. Yeah, probably. For anyone who doesn't know, Mouthi Buddha was this guy who was creating these actually good videos until he started making these Jewish question videos out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. I hate the internet so much. It's crazy.

Now, I don't remember, right? Was it Jewish question videos or was it like? it was because look let's be real about it uh-huh no I'm I don't know how to say this really there's a there's a there's a difference between uh-huh is really look Israel's Israel is a problem it's not anti it's a problem he's not like that or was it like straight up

it is not a it is not a fucking progressive making anti-fascist videos it's targeting Israel it is JQ videos and I was like this is crazy and now I got to say this um destiny was right for a change well he's been right a lot of times and it's different things but like a 30% hit rate destiny yeah it's 30% is about accurate I would say yeah he was definitely he clocked mouthy buddha when i didn't clock him right away because i guess there was i wasn't watching mouthy buddha that much so that's kind of the issue. But he was like, he's like, what the

fuck? This guy's doing all these dog whistles and I'm like, what are you talking about? And then like, the JQ shit came out. I'm like, all right, well, there you go. I was just like, all right. So then I guess he left the, um, the platform, because I think he probably got nuked off because of that. Then he started making these videos and I got to say this. He made

these videos of like, um, what do you call it? Um, these anti, he was like exposing like pedal rings. And and like one of them, I watched one of them. And I got to tell you, It kind of fucked me up a little bit. It kind of scarred me a little bit because there was one little thing that I saw that I couldn't explain because everything was kind of like popcorn to me.

Like this is crazy. Like, oh, Tom Hanks is a pedophile. Tom Hanks is leaving all these little trails of stuff. And actually, I got to say, it was suspicious. It was weird. It was very compelling, but it wasn't enough for me to be like, oh, confirmed. But then I saw this video that was like, look with these kids. they were like dressed as like little servants and I like I cut my mind try to rationalize it like oh is this

on the set of something where they're doing child slate I like my brain almost broke and I had to jump on my discord and talk to people because I was like hurt I was kind of like oh no did I see like real behind the scenes like kids you know like whatever the fuck because you know these people have rings and shit so when I think about that it bothers me even to this day and so he, I think, got nuked because he was making too much shit like that. And I don't know what happened to him. So I remember his voice. I don't remember his voice at all.

It was very soft like this American redact guy. And I was like, dude, what's the same fucking? What if he came back? That'd be such a funny rebrand. It really would be. I don't think it's him because I doubt it because I heard that, you know, he just needs gone. But we'll see what happens if I type in his name in Google. But yeah, the Akash stuff is very,

funny. But it is like it is her fault. It is for no reason. Like I mean like your husband's making a ton of money doing podcasts. Like why do you need a podcast as well? Like not everybody's built for this. Like you don't. And yeah, I don't know. It just that whole thing is insane.

It felt mean. It felt mean. I was like, oh, man. I feel bad for him earnestly. Like I think like like it's just like because you know he's in a position where it's just like, well, what am I going to do? Yeah. leave my wife because the audience like it is it feels you know what i mean it's kind of like i could see why that would be like a confusing because you probably i would imagine you would feel like well she's this is an insane thing for her to do completely disregarding everything but then also you have a bunch of like terminally online freaks yeah rooting for you to fail and so it's just

like you're kind of in a rock and a hard place really it is just stoking you know one thing now i will say she you know it was definitely all the shit that she did out there was really fucking stupid, obviously. But one thing that I thought was really dumb by him was he recently did a podcast with a woman that I am not aware who she is. And he just kicked

up all that dirty. He basically was a seal and cut his wrist and dumped it in the water for it to be just destroyed by a shark. He was airing his frustrations and letting people know how much all that shit hurt him.

And I'm like, you fucking moron. Are you you just gave that that's exactly what they wanted. Like you just like you're supposed to obviously just ignore it and then it'll go away, right? They all would have jumped on Akash.

It would have been funny. All right. He's done. It's over. And then eventually the joke would get old. And then they can go and riff on normal stuff. But he brought it back up himself. And I was just like,

okay. I don't know how you thought this was going to go. It was hard to watch. It was hard to. It was hard to. I'm just wondering from me. misperpectives like what did you know what did you think was going to happen sir you know like you think being you think being open and honest and vulnerable to your shitty fucking flagrant

audience is a good idea nah dude look man i don't like akash very much uh i think i was so indifferent about him he was just like i think he i think he's vitriarchically not funny especially yeah sure i i don't really think he's funny but but i think genuinely what he's going through right now was just unfortunate. It's just unfortunate and it's more unfortunate because it happened from he. He did not cause this to happen. I will say to help. He's the better.

He's the better voice on freaking what you call it on, on flavor. Like when they had the fucking, the fucking fresh and fit, fucking fresh and chimp, fucking fresh and chimp on there. And then like, what you call it? What's wrong with you?

He looks like an ape. I don't care anybody says, I'm not being. race, I'm pointing out on a fucking face. But when they were on there, like he was, he was pushing back on them calling them lose, which they were.

And like, I appreciate seeing him do that. Like he would, he, he had more of a backbone than Shultz, they were, shaltz just goes and laughs at anything, any jackasses in front of him, instead of like having some sort of fucking media integrity. It's minimal, but it's there. It's at least exist, you know, opposed to fucking, opposed to like,

I would argue he still does the same amount but like there is there are at least flashes of it I'll give you there's something there at least yeah I will look at it look at man um at the end of the day I will say this though even though even though it's really messed up what she did I think at the end of the day I will if I had to decide who is this really on at the end of the day it's like well

Akash, this is who you married. And it just took her a while to show up. But from everything we've learned, she's always been this way. She has, she's very obnoxious. She disrespects him all the time. It just took a long time for her to jump on a podcast and say all that shit. That sucks. But it's like the logical conclusion, what did you think it was going to happen if you marry this type of person?

And I even say this for like, say, um, where. You know, when we talk about, like, say a lot of people are talking about making the stallion, and they're talking about, um, Clay Thompson, where Clay Thompson seems to be exposed as a piece of shit. And it's like, all right, well, hey, Meg, maybe you want to not date a certain type of person. A Tory Lane's a fucking Clayton, like people who are kind of trash and they're not good for you. And then the same way, Akash, who he is, you can, it doesn't seem like. he particularly loves that lifestyle that she likes but that's who you chose and you chose to stay with her

and I bet he can't even ever think about divorcing her because she would take all of his money Oh she didn't everything. You know any there's no pre-up. Look there's no there's very real thing I want to be a crowd okay I completely understand that not every household

has there's no set way to live your life especially when it comes to loving another person. There is no right or wrong way and I think every group of people have their own particular way of doing things. Some people split things down the middle. Some people focus more on this person having hands on this part, this part having a hand on another part, right? But if I get with somebody and there immediately like I don't work, red flag. That's the red flag immediately. I don't even mind that if that's what the person's

looking for. For me, for me personally, that's of course for you, but that's not, that's neither no, that's what I'm saying. I'm just giving my part, right? I don't think, I think if I made enough money that it would be ridiculous if Lillian worked in the first place, I'd be like, Lily, don't work. Stay and enjoy your life. Let's go live. Let's take time living instead of, you know, having to work until we're dead. But I think it's really, it's really interesting how that was her personality.

That's the part of herself she would show to people, you know, it's like, I don't work. My husband buys nice things. It's a big podcast or stuff like that. And I'm like, look, dude, this is probably not the greatest gal if that's what she choose the show the internet world. Not like praising her husband, who's a guy providing a life for her, even though you don't have to.

That's not exactly than you have to do. But from the way, the moment she's hopped on the scene, I was down like, ah, Akash, man. I get, I get it. I get the looks, but you got to. Just the fact that he didn't like that shit. That's what matters.

To me, it's not that he was like, I chose a woman that doesn't want to do shit and I'm completely cool with just having a trophy wife. If that was his thing, I'd be like, whatever. That's what he's, He's choosing to be, live that stupid lifestyle. Couldn't be me, but that's what he wants.

That's not even what he wants. He didn't like that. They've had arguments on her TikTok about like, yeah, you won't even fucking do, Cam, you won't even walk the dog. You won't do shit. You won't clean the house. You don't do anything. Like, he wants her to do stuff.

He wants her to contribute. And I'm like, bro, that's the problem. And because it's all in a relationship, the only thing that matters is respect. Like, the dynamic can be any fucking way possible. It just has to be agreed upon and like you respect each other. and she doesn't respect him at all. And so that's where I'm like, bro, get out of there.

But the thing is, it doesn't seem like he can because she would milk him. There is no pre-or post-nup. He did not. He did not find those papers. Absolutely not. We already know.

She aired everything, man. Shout out to those fucking channels that follow all that stuff, man. She sucks, unfortunately. And that's not what he wanted, but he stuck with her. I personally don't believe it pre-nows. I feel like they already,

they kind of set things up to like look bad. I think optics matter to a degree, especially in front of the person you love. So I wouldn't sign a pre-up personally. I wouldn't even bring it to the table because I thought that's this bad energy already. I'm indifferent. But I'm not a person that's going into a marriage with excessive wealth prior to even getting into the marriage. Yeah, yeah. Like we don't have to fucking think about that really.

Like if I was like fucking LeBron, if I was LeBron and I went into the marriage like that, I'll be like, no. I'm a billionaire. You're not taking my money. It's crazy. I was able to marry LeBron. I would totally mili. him like for all he's worth it but it was a possible like I'd be like absolutely babe you can trust me and then like as soon as we got married I'd file for divorce I'm like that's crazy that's crazy

I haven't I'd have it ready to go yeah yeah it's so trash that's fucked up for LeBron the fucking billionaire are you kidding if I'm marrying somebody I'm doing it for the long ago I'm not doing it I'm not like I'm like I'm a one like I don't even I'll date I've had me and lily split up somehow I wouldn't even date anymore you can you know you can't say that but I would just I I don't, that's what I'm saying I don't think. I'm not saying definitely. I don't think I would date anymore. I think that's just how you feel right now because there's no, you have zero intentions on ever breaking up with her, you know?

I would just go somewhere. I'm like, I go to, I'm going to go to Tibet for a year and like, try to climb out and die. You're going to fucking. Try to climb out and die on my way up there. If you want to die,

we can just kill you. Yeah, but I don't want to die, but once I have nothing left, I might as well go see what I could do for I die, you know, hopefully I see something cool up there. You probably unearth like, you unearth all the like the fucked up sex trafficking.

going on in there. That would be so shitty. Yeah, that would be so shitty. Would it be shitty? Would you feel bad that you accidentally exposed it or would you, would you feel bad about? I'm like, man, they're going to kill me now that found this out. Chris could have just murdered me. Did you guys see?

Did you guys see this? So this is real. And I don't know how much you guys care about this, but I found this fucking fascinating. Where, so there was a reprint. Oh, man, I wish I could remember like what the, what the book was. But it was like a young adult novel series. or whatever from like the early 2000s. I can't remember

pretty little liars or something. It wasn't exactly that, but it was like something like that. It was some novelization, like some young adult novel series that was reprinted. And it's like from 2004 and somebody was like,

somebody picked it up and they were reading through it. And in the book, somebody makes, somebody saying like, hey, do you want to come over and watch this TikTok

I found? And it's like, this is a book from, 2005. Did they modernize the literature to make it a modern thing? So what publishers are doing now is they're going back into certain books and updating certain references to make them more modern because they don't think new people can understand, you know, like contextually old reference. material. That makes sense.

That's insane that you would say that. That kind of makes sense. It doesn't make any sense at all, actually. I mean, it kind of, it kind of robs, it kind of robs the idea of the authors of what it was. But at the same time, people don't even read fucking books anymore. So, so effectively, it's like, let's go update this. I hope the comments, people, flane the shit of you for this. Dude, like, I don't, like, I can, I'm sorry.

How does not make sense. That's better way. Come over and watch a TikTok. I found that doesn't even make sense in the context if you understand TikTok. I can understand why editors would be dumb enough to choose that idea. Because it's like, oh, let's modernize media like every other media try attempts to do. They don't. They don't.

They don't do that. People try to modernize things a lot. That's what people do. In Casablanca, do they replace the plane with the 747? How many people? Like, what do you say? How many young people are there? How many young adult readers are reading Casablanca?

You know, like, I'm not validating. I'm not validating the idea of them. I'm not saying they should do it. I'm saying I can see what I think that might be a good idea. I think it's dumb. But I can see how idiots and the corporates are like, they're not going to understand that now. Modernize it.

And it's like, your words weren't, I understand why they would do that. Your words were that makes sense. Yeah. That means it makes sense that they would do something like that. I don't agree with it. It doesn't make sense that corporate.

They would do something like that. It makes sense why people that are out of touch enough in corporations think it'd be a good idea to go to editorial and change things to modernize it, expecting it for it to have a better, a better input with the people that are reading it. It makes sense that idiots would do that. But it doesn't make sense because it's spent, it costs money to do that. I agree. And for no reason.

It's still stupid, but I could see how people can get to that point of believing they should do something that stupid. I don't know, man. It really, that, that blew my, I saw that and I was like, that is so stupid because even the, modernized context is like you wouldn't say come over and watch this tic-tok you would send it like so even in the even in the effort to try and modernize it it ends up making no sense i agree it makes it makes it makes less like the idea that people can't that you know how many old books i've read where like i don't i don't i don't understand every single reference and it's fine i just i

don't i don't i'm being i'm being that blew my fucking mind that's insane to me shit anymore man like i don't like i like why would modernizing something make them read it that's because they because idiots would think, but it's more relevant now. That is what, like, we, we are people that watch things happen all the time. But they wouldn't know it was, but it's not, I have to know, I know, I know. It's only people who are interested in reading the old things in the first place who would even notice that something's changed. I know. I know. Because thinking of it like this, right, that's probably been happening for a while and we're just figuring it out because we're not reading most stuff that even people would think.

The people, the things were reading people are probably going to be like, no, they wouldn't modernize this or the editorial at least wouldn't do it. You know what this, you know, this is what it sounds like to me because like it sounds like it's, there's a, here's an idea. It's an absolutely fucking horrible idea that absolutely most people in the world would never do. And that's why it's weird that you say you understand that why people would try that because it's like it is not a thing that most people would do. So then I would understand if it seemed like a popular decision to make, whether it's good or bad. But it's such a stupid niche idea. Like say when you take like, oh, when you right click, let me make like the right click have less options on it for some fucking reason and then I have to hold shift to make it normal and then there's more like why would you do that what the fuck is that like you know what I mean it's such a stupid idea somebody in a boardroom just put they were about to get fired so they had to come up with something you know I could see people that have no clue how to contact connect with their base anymore that are selling the same book that's probably because of for a long time

over and over again that are just trying to milk any sort of dime they can out of this thing be like, fuck it, let's update the fucking language to try to see if it gets more money. You know, like I could see people that don't care enough to do something like that. I doesn't sound surprising to me at all. It's like what's like,

uh, duh, what I'm surprised they won't just save this print a book with a different cover on it, but this is a sequel. It's the same book. No, I'm not surprised by anything nowadays, by any,

that's better what I could have said. That wouldn't surprise me. That's a better thing I could have said that. by the dumb flinging shit at the wall type of shit ideas. Yeah. Yeah. Me and Jojo saying this all the time. They're like, bro, imagine being in those fucking meetings where you have to justify your existence.

And you have to just come up with dog shit after dog shit. And then they're like, okay, cool. Because it feels like that every time there's like a new NBA 2K or a new fucking season of something where the people to justify their jobs, they have to come up with dog shit. because if they say like, I don't know, they'll just get fired. Let's put a dog in it. And it's like an NBA 2K, 2K 28, you put a dog in it. That should have been happened. Actually, that should have happened by now.

That should have happened by now. There really should have been air. I think that should have happened, actually. It is bewildering to me that there has not been an airbud crossover with like an NBA 2K game. You know why? You know why? If I'm being honest, you know why NBA 2K audience is not the audience that watch airbud, though.

That's the thing. Airbus audience is almost exclusively black and me. They are. I'm sorry. The Airbus audience is exclusively white and me. I don't. It's white people and me. And then the NBA audience was me and niggins.

The NBA audience, I think they eat their own underwear, dude. I think if you put a dog, have you put a dog in the game? The end of the day. He reaches down to his fucking waistband and starts chewing it and rips it through his body. He's got fucking deep digs in it from his fucking pants in it. Just ripping that shit out. I just can't believe it. I guess it matters.

They're dumber, but like, because at least in NBA, this latest one, they put back an actual campaign story in it. Because for like a stretch of a few years, they're like, wait a minute. We can strip everything out of this game and sell it for the exact same price. And then they kept actually stripping more. They were doing it in reverse. They were stripping more. more stuff out of the game. And it was, I was like, these people that play this game don't care and they're still buying it. And then they're buying it. Derek, look, Derek, look,

as someone who played high school sports, it's another play high school sports. We know, we know, we know. It's so frustrating. People that love, people that love sports. People that like shit like that. We know, we know. And then, but I have to deal with it. I love sports. I have to deal with it. Yes, and you got to understand that the people you surround yourself with are, you know, you get real, real shit, you know, like, man, I look, I, I, the people that were cheering for me when I was playing basketball, they weren't people that were like, you know what, man, capitalism is problematic, you know, they weren't even those people, people that weren't even a fucking notch above. Hold on. Let me ask you something, though, but I thought, I thought we were all broke niggas. And what I mean by that is they're paying full price for a game and then so they can immediately compete. Pete, they're essentially playing full price for the game again to, uh, for buying the virtual currency to max out their builds. And I'm like, you guys are, I was going to say the F slur. I'm, I won't try not to. But I was just like, you like the fact that they essentially spend

probably close to $200 every fucking year for this game for almost no changes. It's, it's just a like a roster update. My friend, my friend, you are misunderstood, right? niggas will do anything other anything other than make their situation better for themselves. Niggas will do anything.

They'll do anything. I will say, I will say, in the hood, in the hood, you can go to the hood right now. And you can, you can finance rims with no credit. Let's put it this way. You can walk into a fucking,

a shop, spend $3,000 on some rims, and they will probably just break your legs if you missed a payment. Because you don't need your credit. You can tint your windows. They are after people that clearly need their money for other shit and they're going to make sure they spend it on dumb shit. You know what I saw on my feed the other day?

Yeah. This world is so stupid that I can't even tell if it's satire or not. Where there's a card company, like a credit card company that or like a debit card company that gives you a card that has a chance to not charge you. gambling they have a gambling dick what i've never heard of that before so i saw that and i i can't again in like 2007 or something if i saw this i'd be like that's obviously like an onion article or something still seven i want to fell for it 13 year old me hell yeah well no i just mean like if we were this age at that time right this is not fucking real but now it's like it's not even it's not even really the dumbest thing i've seen or heard

of in the last week. So it could be real. It might be false, but I saw it. It was like, yeah, it has a chance to not charge you like one, one purchase.

You can, like, let's, oh, but what if it's my MacBook? You know, like, what if I go and get a MacBook and it's,

it doesn't charge me. Oh my goodness. It's, yeah, I don't, I don't know, I never, I don't know.

I don't know. You should find somebody to convince the buy in and have them do it. See, whoever made that, they got a raise. Like, that was an actual,

like, good, predatory idea. It's a brilliant idea for an evil person to have. They got a race because that's good. Oh yeah, they'll sign into our bank because they'll have a 0.5% chance

of getting something off of their lowest purchase in the month which was a fucking candy bar. Imagine a guy to hit the big three times in a row, you know? He's got three times, three times. I bought a card straight up. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

See, that's the excellent thing is for those companies, so many people will hop on those things that people post about it when they get lucky. So that all it does is make you want to try. Absolutely. And that's what's so brilliant about these. I just want to do those fucking, I just want to do those fucking, those like game show things. Like the things you did for Xbox were like when you got your Xbox, like things like that where it's like, oh yeah, right in. And you have a chance to do this.

And I never did it because I was never allowed to. But like I wanted you so bad. It would have worked. But I have the gamblers gene, though. I do have that bug inside me. I just stay away from it. But like I've wanted to, bro. I wanted to fucking try to win big every time.

I was like, why would I not try this? What do I lose other than my grandma's $300? I mean, it's ultimately a win-win. I feel like once I feel comfortable with like having expendable income, I do because I, there's enough sports channels that I watch that they're all, you know, obviously they're all sponsored by betting. but like legitimately I forgot what price picks

is the one that I see the most right now all these motherfuckers will do like two to three hundred dollar bets and they're winning consistently because they're just trying to get people hooked right so the idea is if you're smart and sensible you can keep just triply doubling

and tripling your money every time you play and jump at these dumb ass discords and just not get addicted now you know that's the thing all you have to do is get enough people to get addicted and they lose their house and stuff. So I was like, damn, it's actually kind of dumb for me to not invest,

but right now that's not, I don't really have just willy-nilly just throw here and there. I don't have it, man. I can't do it. When I lose once, I'm out. The moment I'm like, I could have fucking just, well,

see, that's the thing. I could have just taken this money that I could have done something else with and done something with it instead of spending this money on losing it. Yeah, that's what my brain goes every time. People aren't losing at the, because they're playing the low, they're like they're playing the low level bullshit.

They just keep like, oh, I got $100 here. I got this and there. And I was like, God, damn, that's fucking, that's so stupid. I hate this. I hate that it's all tied to sports now. You can't watch sports without their being, like, everybody's behaving stupid too. Everyone that's listening right now. You should gamble all your money away.

Every single dime you get and give us half of it and then the other half you gamble away. Is it what you win, you give us us. And then when you win, you give us back. I want you to bet your, whatever's in your savings account, bet it on the Lakers beating the Oklahoma City Thunder. Bet all of it, bet it that they will, that they're going to, the, the Lakers are going to crush them. And then also bet that they're going to win the championship. I guarantee you it's the safest bet ever.

It's the, it's the safest bet ever. The Oklahoma City Thunder are the worst basketball team to ever exist. The championship they won last year was a complete fluke. SGA is a complete piece of shit. He's worse than a kindergarten playing fucking pick a ball. And so, trust me. Dude, I would love that. Dude,

I would love to start a fake channel of like trying to give like advice and then just the dumbest people. And just convince a bunch of people to lose all their money. What if you find out that like all the bad advice you give turns out to be like really like everything that you suggest turns out to be like even though it's on purpose dumb? It's all right. It's all right. It's all. And you have like this weird gift. And you've been making all these other people rich when you could have just like done everything that you were going to say.

You're like rain. You're like rain, man, but like for helping other people come up. I was going to say it feels like a like a mutant superpower. Like it feels like domino or something. Like I'm just generating luck. I am creating luck. This is bullshit. Insane.

All right. You just can't. Do you let other people succeed though? Do you want to get to questions now? Hell you. I'm done. So we want to some questions from our patrons over at patreon.com slash the Star Tank. Remember, you can go over there.

Get a question right on the show, like Unk on a trunk rode in. Unk on a trunk road. And he says, hello, my three favorite gays. In a previous episode, you talked about some of the craziest stories while working in the retail and service industry. I used to work as a kitchen leader at Chick-fil-A and once had a customer send their food order back, not because it was cold or made incorrectly, but because I made it too fast for him. He literally got upset and complained

that I made his sandwich and fries too quickly. It was truly bewildering. It was a truly bewildering experience that I'll never forget. Anyway, stay frosty and stay gay. I understand. I understand. So look, I would never send my food back for that reason. It would take a lot for me to send food back, to be honest with you.

Normally, like, if I just get food, I'm typically like hungry enough that I'm like, If there's a mistake, it's like, okay, fine, whatever. I'm too hungry. And I also don't trust sending food back. I don't think they're going to be spitting in my food or anything, but I just don't want to give them another shot to do it. But when I get my food, like, too quick,

I do kind of have, like, a suspect, like, hmm, I get suspicious. Because I'm like, what, was that just sitting in a box, like, under the, under the fucking, was that, like, on the bottom of the storage? container or something and you picked it up and just scooped that and gave it to me i've i've had those moments where like i'll order something and it'll come out in like two minutes and i'm like what the fuck winnie's was historically like that for me where i'd like there's no way you you you you made this sandwich this quickly but one thing that i normally do because i'm somewhat of a picky eater is my orders are custom so i know for sure it wasn't just sitting there because it's not even like

the default sandwich. Like, oh, I got this. Like, if I got a Chick-fil-A sandwich, I get no pickles on it. So it's not just sitting there. And so, like, there's things like that where I know my shit is usually fresh. And even it was fast and, you know, me, I'm not going to complain because I know it's customized order. No one came on it, you know, or whatever, even though I wish they would.

Dude, I actually had an experience. So I was at a PetSmart. And today, because, oh, yeah, I got the fucking stray cat and stuff. Now we're fucking speeding. Yeah, you found a. So you found a. You found a stray cat. Yeah.

Found a straight cat in my apartment. It was meowing for like over 24 hours. And I was like, what the fuck? There's a, we live by a recovery center. And I thought, oh, some one of those drug addicts got like a pet. And then it's just like, give the cat drugs. That's what, like, give it fint. And but like it's fighting through it.

And it's meowing and shit. And it was annoying me. I was like, what the hell's wrong with that cat? What's happening? And then so I was like, all right, I guess I got it. I got to figure it out. So late 11. something at night when I'm just trying to chill and watch

basketball analysis after the fucking, you know, Lakers got raped. I find it. It's in some guy's car, like in behind the fucking rim and tucked in this place. And I'm like, what the fuck's a little kitty? So we get it. You know, vaccinated. We got it

all deep fucking anti-worm. She spent $100 of dollars on this fucking thing. It pissed me off. But anyway, I went to PetSmart to get some food and, you know, get it the kitten food. and there's a guy ahead of me. Old looks like an office,

dude, he just works in an office, regular boring dude. He's walking up to the conveyor belt thing or whatever. And the old lady, the clerk says, hey, you need to step behind the,

that, it says like everybody, wait here till you're called. Say, hey, you need to go step in that line again, like go back there and then wait until,

like, um, you're called. She said it very normal. Didn't raise her voice or nothing. That guy, cart full of stuff. Fucking,

and pushes it to the sign and just storms out. And I was like, what the fuck was that? Like she just said, hey, just back up a little bit. And he got so pissed. His cart was full. So those animals were going to be hungry. Because it was full of food and stuff. And I kid you not, I was nervous.

Because the way he stormed off, I was like, oh, he's going to come in and like, shoot her and possibly shoot me. And this old lady wouldn't. Stop talking to me and I kept my eyes kept shifting to the door. He left so angrily that I was like, oh, he's going to punish her. He's going to punish her. He was like, oh, do you want to sign up for the rewards? Like, don't pay full price. And I'm like, oh, my God.

I was like, okay, okay, he'll do it. Here's my email. And then she's like giving me advice about the kid and the kid. And I was like, oh, my God. I was like, yeah, I'm looking at the guy. I love that you're terrified shaking, trying to get out. You see the car pull up. You see the guy in a car.

He's holding the gun to his head. He's fucking. his head like we get going through his fucking motion and then you're like and you're like oh yeah please he's opening his he's opening he see him you see him in the parking lot he's opening his truck

he's putting on like belts of ammunition like those ammo belts like over your fucking shoulder bro fuck that cat I would I would say he puts a mat down says a prayer real quick and you're like oh my fucking God please let me leave and she like I'm trying to leave

and she grabs my wrist he's like hold on hold I have a few more things to say to you God bless you God bless you God bless you God bless you I would knock her out, dude, because I was legitimately nervous because he stormed out way too quick and too angrily that I'm like, oh, he's going to come back. Because that was weird. Just to being told to like. He's going to come back.

He's going to come back with a gatling gun, like a turret like that you hold like this. Old school 1800s fucking. That shit is funny as fuck. Holy shit. That was weird. That's crazy. I'm inventful day. I'm sure.

You got a cat now. I have a cat. And I'm, I'm, cat was meowing all night. You know, we're trying to get it situated. It was terrified, obviously. Did you turn it to a, did you turn into a choo choo tray for a second? That was scary. What happened?

For a brief moment, you know, I don't even know how to describe it. It just you became like a really high-pitched robot for exactly one frame. And it scared the shit of me because it's, it sounded like almost like a frequency that I shouldn't hear. Oh, no. Don't fucking like, the internet's been normal. Don't tell me it's going to do. It's the cat. The cat's doing it now.

The cat's chewing on your wires. God damn it. Yeah. Yeah, we got a cat now. Is it a boy or a girl cat? Girl. Name us. She named it Vanya.

Of course. Yeah. Vanya, the kiddie. I'm just calling it kitty. It's kitty. Are you not going to attach it? You're not going to stay here long cat.

Sorry. I'm just waiting for to get fat so I can eat it, you know? Hey, man. Yeah. You got to pay for food for it to get fat. Just eat the way it is. is it's it's like i'm gonna is it like violent be not at all it's actually a very chill cat like it's it's obviously a little scared but we've already handed it to multiple people to the animal

hospital to the groomer and it actually did relatively well didn't like it is not scratch it is not bitten um it kind of like just wants to burrow like somewhere like so she has like a blanket on her computer chair where she's working it's like burrowing in the blanket And it's luckily chill. I'm a little bit nervous because the cat had fleas. And so we got it, you know, cleaned and everything. But I'm like, this motherfucker was in our house for like all night. And so those fleas might, you know,

you're probably going to ride in our fucking carpet or something. You should probably do some washing. Yeah, I already threw away some blankets that it was touching. I vacuumed the floors, but I'm still nervous. I remember I had a fucking little shih Tzu and it had fleas. and we decarpeted the whole house because it got the, it's, I've never seen an infestation like that before.

It was like family guy. Remember when they fucking were shooting all the fleas and shit? It was, there was many, it was like family guy. It's such a funny sentence. Yeah, about anything. Right.

There was just so many fleas that it was not worth trying to save the car. We just fucking ripped up the carpet and threw it out of our house because it was so many fleas I couldn't, like I was traumatized, dude. And so I'm a little worried about that. that I'm like, oh my God, I can't, I can't live with fleas, I can't do this. Like, I, they have to, they have to be gone. Jackpot.

Jack, shop. All right. All right, what do we got? Yeah, let me see. I had one. I lost it because the thing is constantly, Steve Kerr's son. I'm surprised we don't have, that is a, Nicholas Kerr.

Nicholas Kerr. Here's an interesting one. At least I think, I don't know. It's long. Okay. Joker, but with some motion, rodin. Nice. Says, in desperate need of help, boys, I work at a 300 plus room hospital and I'm talking to someone outside of my department.

We've been going on dates for about two months, and I feel the big decision of an actual commitment coming up. While we have a fair amount of shared interest like baseball, video games, if I've got somebody that likes baseball, it's crazy. Hospital talk and similar senses of humor. She's also very wasteful with her money. heavily hyper fixates to a point where it raises a small red flag. And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little worried about showing her to my family and friends that haven't met her already. Ooh.

I guess my only my question is not only what advice would you give me, but also how do you guys view the difference between a person you like enough to overlook and accept certain traits in the pursuit of romance and someone that you are better off just friends with? This is kind of an advice column question. That's an interesting one, man. Because I don't know It's always the idea that you're never going to find a person that's perfect That doesn't exist But you'll find a person that exists Where you can hopefully cultivate a relationship

But you guys can both respect and exist one another You know Look I can give you a good Example of something that I think about this every once in a while Because I felt a little bit bad that I I kind of like left this girl hanging Because she was cool This was like 2014

She was cool as fuck big Simpsons fan loved fucking to eat the best pastries and boss she would always bring food over and we'd always have a cool time but then I started thinking long term in 2014 I was like really fucking pudgy I mean I still I am again and like but like hold on um and I me and my boys uh oh how's my internet you did you disappeared for a bit I don't know if a guy on am I just keep talking we'll we'll improvise our way through We'll fight away three bucks. I'll finish real fast.

Basically me and my friends were, we decided that we wanted to really start hitting the gym, like five days. We want to get crazy. This chick was completely anti-cheon can care less about that shit, like that culture working out or anything. And I thought, if I stay with this girl, it is going to completely impede be doing that because all she wants to do is hang out, watch it, eat Chick-fil-A and French pastries and just have a, like, and that will. So I had to make the decision. even though she was cool as fuck, I had to be like, not, like, it's not compatible. Just that is, the fitness is too important to me at this moment. And so little things like that, like say, I would just want you to think of long term with this person.

What do you want to do? And does it reflect well? Basically your guys' long term plans reflect well in each other. You know, she says, like, Jojo is not a fitness guru. She casually works out and stuff like that. But it's the fact that we're both in the same mindset, like, let's not overindulge. and ruin ourselves in the way that because we're very prone to easily doing that. You know,

like I have that gene of I could just go crazy and her too because we were, you know, both big at times. And I'm still, I'm big. I'm fucking big again still. But anyway, point being we work well because we can kind of control. But like if it was the other way,

I would have probably relapsed in because I was really big in 06 and when I was a little kid, you know, so I've had these FAC and fucking flows. So that's all I would say as far as whatever the fuck it is, man. Like you're talking about the money and stuff. I'm like, I don't know. You need to give me an example. You got to have a-

Have a convert. It's also worth having a convert. Like if you've talked about this, if it's just something that bothers you and you haven't communicated about it, but then she doesn't know that it's a problem. She might be aware that it's a problem, but she doesn't aware that it's a problem for both of you. You got to communicate about these things.

Yeah. And so- money, right? If it's her money, you know, that's the thing that's like her money. Right. but I understand what he's saying. In the same jest, right?

It's like you guys are adults. And she should not be like spending money so frugously. But some people have spending habits that they also understand how to market and put money aside for the things that are important, you know? Because those two things also very much so exist. Yeah. So it depends. That's a conversation that has to be had for sure, you know? Yeah.

But also it depends on how well you, like if you can deal with you can deal with it. If you can't, you can't, you know. Have, I would say that. The money thing's a huge thing. Like I, I, I, I, if when, if someone's irresponsible with their money, first of all, as an adult, it's a problem. I agree. Well, here's the thing.

Here's the thing about it. Here's the thing that I find. Anybody's prone to that. Anybody's prone to seeing like, oh, a fucking, oh, a green, a $200 green goblin helmet. You know what I mean? Let me buy that, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. but it's you can't both be that you know what I mean like it can't you can't you can't you got to find

people who are who are compatible with your desire to be better about the things that you understand are shortcomings sure if that makes sense sure and so if you're if she's bad with money and you're bad with money is like brother like I don't know it's gonna it depends on what you mean by bad what money that's what I want that's I need like I need to And spending money you don't have. You're spending money you don't have. You don't care that you're spending money you don't have. That's different.

That's a different thing. No, it's not. I'm, I'm, I was horrible money once upon a time. Sure. And I understand that what I was,

that's a red flag. Well, well, so hold on. That is not who I am anymore, right? Let me interrupt. Let me interrupt by saying a lot of this depends on how old you are as well.

Exactly. If you're like, I'm, I'm in my 30s. I'm with respect. like bad with money's like a like I'm sorry like that's like a that's a fucking massive thing if I was 21 or whatever yeah you could figure our way through that because there's still be a problem but there would be at least time to figure that out and grow and mature

whatever like I don't yeah because if she's living on her own if if she's bad of money if she's still able to handle her bills well that's that's only what you've seen like like stuff like that like that like that's like that matter you know that right yeah is to me I'm like what I need to know the context because to me if she's paying her bills she's not bad with money. Exactly. To me, that's because like if you're,

because the idea is if she has her apartment, she has her place or whatever, she's just up on her bills and they're not piling up. To me, if you just think she's spending her extra money poorly, that's completely subjective. And I'm like, no, you just don't like,

I don't know, being anal about her or something. She's not quite as frugal as you are, but it's also fine too. If she's hitting all, to me, that's completely fine. Your excess money is whatever the fuck you want it to be.

But then also, If you want to save it for a fucking vacation, that's your extra. But if you want to use it all on Ugiot cards, that's your fucking prerogative. And so it's just like, just like for instance, right? Some things are like shut up red flags, like straight up red flags where it's like, oh, she's disrespectful. She's physically aggressive. Like things like that are like, no, there's no context where that could be like fine. You know?

Sure. Yeah. Opposed to like when it comes of money. Like for me personally, I'm in my 30s now. You can't be, you can't not be able to provide for yourself. soundly at this age for me now. Yeah. Look, that's where we are. Now that's a problem.

Jojo and I are cool. We don't, we don't check upon each other's money because we don't give a shit. For a minute when we first got, we had a joint bank account. We have a joint savings account, but we had a joint checking account because we had to do it. It looked better for her getting her green card. And then after that, I was like, I don't give a fuck about like literally the only thing that matters is that our bills are paid. and then whatever you're going to send money your mom, you're going to buy stuff for your,

I literally don't care because as long as our bills are paid and we, you know, oh, we just fucking wasted hundreds of dollars on a dumbass cat and we're fine. Like, we're okay. We're going to be. Literally not.

We have a joint savings account. We have a joint rough IRA. That we have together. That's both of our money together. When it comes to each of our individual bank account, just like, hey, because she's better in the mindset of like keeping up my credit. And that's the reason why my credit is repaired to the way it is now.

But when it comes to like my spending, it's my spending. You know, this is mine. Yeah. Well, look, we're, we're talking about us to this guy. This guy is it two months? That's not really that long, you know. So like, I don't know. Have a conversation about it.

Like just if you're dating each. If you're dating, then like you're, I would imagine that you're comfortable having just basic conversations. And if not, now would be the time to just do it. You know, better to just. if it really is like a like an objective because I've I've definitely I don't I've experienced people we're bad with money to appointments like that's bad uh so like I get it but it took me a longer longer than two months to know that that was the case so I just don't know how what your insight would be it's actually a very good um so I don't know I have a conversation

with what I'm seeing right now I don't know man uh the hyper fixates I mean a lot of people do that like that's not really that big of a deal um wasteful with money it's like that's really dependent i feel like i need more information it's only two months i don't know feel it out chris what was um was uh was uh the things that he was um bringing up was that tied to why he was uh not sure about bringing her around the family or was that did he just say that um it's separate of that well he said specifically yeah so let me let me uh that raises a small red flag and i'd be lying if i said I wasn't a little worried about showing her to my friends and family that haven't met her already. I don't know what that means.

Yeah. Because I think everybody's nervous. I think everybody's nervous somewhat, at least early on. Because two months, let's face it, I think two months is kind of quick, to be honest with you. Yeah, I wouldn't. It's, that's unnecessary, unnecessarily fast to even be thinking about that, right? Yeah, don't. I'm going to be honest.

I wouldn't. So for my immediate family, any of my exes, I've never mind, because I just have a different my relationship with my immediate family are cool. So there is nothing to worry about showing them to because like there's no like they know I don't date garbage. Like I'm not going to bring around some heroin addict chick like, you know, they're going to be like, you know what I'm saying? Why not, dude? Bring her around, man. It would be cool.

Let a fiend know exactly where you live. Let her know all your passwords. Fuck it, dude. Like, why not show her the world, you know? I mean, what a, yeah, I had a drunk friend that knew where I lived and that almost happened. she even got invited to one of my step step siblings birthday parties because she was just chilling she was chilling at my house like hey

you want to come to you and I'm like what the why did you fall what is good I was going to tell to kick rocks right like I'm going to go celebrate my my step siblings birthday and they invited her I was so upset I was like I'm not dating this bitch she just shows up if I'm being honest my grandmother met maybe one grab her dated prior to Lily and my I think maybe one

And probably not even didn't know you were dead. They just met them per that person. Has King Dad met me? No. My dad's not really my life like that. That's crazy. You're not going to like King Dad. King Dad wouldn't want to meet a woman.

Hmm. You know? Yeah, it's immediately gay. She's just gay by default. Ew. No. I don't know who. I get he's going to have to meet Lily one day eventually.

I don't know. He's got fresh. Or the future. Nah. He's too proud. Hmm. He's too prideful. I would want to be.

Yeah. I'd want to. I'd want to. I want to see that so badly. He comes in with his fucking, his blunderbust. He's fucking, he is an elephant rifle blunderbust hybrid.

It's some sort of, it looks like a trombone at the end. Double barrel blunderbust, elephant, but yeah, bust I guess, I don't know. The only thing I would say is that like,

everybody's going to, the only thing I would say is that like everybody's going to have something that's annoying, you know, like there's nobody that's going to be perfect. Like, there's, I can't think of a single person I dated in mine.

entire life that didn't annoy me a little bit. Impossible. It's just how it goes. Can you think of a human that doesn't have? No. No, my mom and dad annoy me. Like, I love them. They annoy me.

Everybody I know has something about him. Jaylen's the only one I know who doesn't. Oh, well, he's late a lot. But like that's, but you know what I mean? This is what I'm saying. It's like there's always going to be something. So I don't know. You're two months in.

I'd say don't stress about it right now. Just like feel it out. how it goes, keep going, get to know each other more. And yeah, I don't think you should put too much stock in these things unless they're directly at odds. I'll put it this way. At a certain age, you should know your own shortcomings. And even if you like people a great deal, there is a level of like, well, I like you a lot,

but you're also like, you have the same shortcomings as me with zero desire to, like, we'll feed. There's going to be a feedback loop with this. That's going to end up in both of us being worse off. That's not something that can change really quickly. You know what I mean? Like unless it's directly at odds with what you're trying to do or unless it's something that you think can also like suck you in and like feed into, you know, the shortcomings that you have,

I wouldn't really put too much stake on like, I don't know, these, these things that you've brought up. Listen, that's fair. That's right. everything we said. Just to forget everything. Proposed to her. Yes. Proposed to her. But this is the way you propose to her. You put her in a sawed dungeon scenario.

And just, you know, and then she'll have to like saw her like leg off or whatever happens and stuff like that. And then inside her labia off in order to break free from the, from the, uh, from the trap. And, and, and deep within her labia is a wedding ring. I've hidden a, that's so crap. I've hidden a wedding ring somewhere in your body. What the fuck? Find it.

Find it right now. Find it and you get to marry me. That's great. He's literally going to do it. At the police station, the snark tank told me to do it. We're going to get sued. Why is everybody freaking out?

And then the detective's like, the shark tank, and then they kill that bald guy. They shoot him. They shoot him dead. your hands up. What's the same? He can't because he's holding so

Mr. Wonderful. They say put your hands up and he's like, but he can't because he's holding so much money. He's holding so much like really heavy bags of money. And he goes, no, wait. It's like he's disobeyed.

And then they bring out the fucking Gatling gun from earlier. They bring out the Gatling gun. They fucking crank it up. They go. They go. They go. They get a fucking shotgun. They pour a bunch of fucking shells inside of it.

Like stock full. They slam it close like a cartoon where. like a big bolt and they shoot it and just he's gone basically it's just it's just it's just it's just his shoes with no feet in them i like i like that the lower part of his his uh his femurs are there still like this lower part of his leg is still around and his shoes that's it we did it boys let's go um he killed a billionaire we're all five still kill some protesters now you know let's go let's go figure out Let's go help ICE beat up foreigners.

That's so fucking crazy. He does a cartwheel fucks it up real bad, but he still tries to get something. He keeps going. I don't know. We'll do one more. Let's see. What do we got here? I'm scrolling.

I'm scrolling. Blood. I have seen these. My mom loves guys, bum, and anal sex. That's why I am like that it cuts off. He wrote in. That's the name. Cool.

He wrote and he says, what's up, guys? Congrats to Sweene for the engagement. By the way, you got to stop congratulating him after this month. If I see something like congrats on the engagement, like in June,

your band. That's great. You're bad. No reason, bro. Your band. It's just like, it's kind of like getting, I don't know,

to me, it's like getting a happy new year in like July or something. It's just like, Don't do that. Don't do that to me. That's not the same thing, Chris. It is very much the same thing. July is very far away from the movie.

I got engaged two weeks ago. It wasn't two weeks ago. It was like a month ago. It was not a month ago. It'll be a month when I'm in Hawaii, literally. It's not a month. It'll be a month in like a week. It'll be a month in two weeks.

It's forever ago. Anyway, says quick question. Thank you guys. I appreciate it. quick question. Have you guys No. Quick question.

Have you guys seen the AI fruit videos of a strawberry cheating on her strawberry husband? Yes, and getting her back blown out by a big egg eggplant and getting pregnant. Yes, this is real. If you were not aware, I'm sorry for bringing you to your attention. Much love, guys. I thought of it.

So this, this whole fruit AI meta, I don't know, man. All AI is weird right now. But like those those videos, in particular. My favorite videos on the internet are the people who go and

reenact those. Like they go do it as they're generated. And it's like people with like costumes and like cutouts of like fruits and shit and they wear. It's like it's a lot of effort to put in. But at least it's like people doing it. And it's funny just knowing that it comes from

garbage AI. But I have seen it. I don't know. This reminds me of like a lot of the mobile game ads that have been popping up for like the last like seven years or something like it's just a lot of this stuff kind of blends together where it's just like that was early AI slop you know it wasn't AI but like it was early like you know churned garbage and now you got computers doing it for you yeah we live in hell remember a dog being kicked in the nuts or something by uh was it was it

wolves or something i remember one of those mobile ads it was like one of the wildest ones they like pinned the walls freaking where what's it called like beating up the kid they dragged this groin down the fucking spikes of the tree and they pissed on him at the end. I mean I didn't say that. Yeah, I'm sure that literally is

one too, you know? There's a permutation of that that I'm sure. Let's see. Mobile just on them, man. He pissed on him. Mobile Gandhi. That's not right. Mobile Gandhi. Let's meet Wolf

Kit. I remember if he's just hate. He's just. hating Africans on a go mobile Gandhi All right, listen we're gonna We're gonna

And We're gonna We're gonna read our $25 and up patrons And end our show Did you find it? No, I'm, There's too many It's impossible the keyword.

There's too many You're like wolves Do it getting Disrespected Oh yeah That's why getting pissed on I told that one Where he gets pissed on

Goofy-ass wolf Yeah, yeah So that's that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that one. I can't find the one of it getting kicked in the nuts though it's unfortunately. Well, I don't even know what I have no idea what you're talking. What'd you search? I'm trying to put some mobile game ad and then I put wolf kicked in nuts. I was hoping that would pull it up. Um, I just can't remember what could like what's something's pinning it. And then what. I don't remember what's pinning it. If it was like, wolf. Wolf kicked what? And the nuts. I'm trying to think it's like it's it's like a wolf getting kicked in the nuts. But I can't remember what's pinning it down or kicking it. the nuts and that's the problem. Oh yeah, what the fuck? I've never seen these. They're so dog shit. They're all so dog shit. I don't even know a type of game.

They're associated. Yeah, the one that I'm watching has a wolf on the top of a mountain being scared off the edge by a lion landing ass first on a rhinoceros's horn picked into a gorilla who uses it as a sponge to wash its armpits and crotch,

stomped to death by an elephant afterwards, and then eaten by a hawk and dropped onto a split tree where it dies. Perfect. That's a lot. This is a crazy. There's a lot going to have to look at this. Look at it. I'm putting it in the chat.

I'm going to share it. I'm going to put it in the Stark Tank chat as well. Just so we have it. But like, what the fuck is this? this. Look at this ad. Are you seeing this? This is so fucking loony tunes.

Is this not what I was, is it not exactly what I was describing? Oh God. Dude, it's absolutely fucking crazy. It's called deranged mobile game ad by at Rainbow Sundays. Dude,

him sliding down the tree was crazy. It's like, this is an insane video. I don't know. That was crazy. Dude. Well, whatever. On that note,

on that note, we're going to read the names now. Whoa. Let's do it, I guess so. Yeah. Remember, we're,

uh, no voicemails. We'll get the voicemails next episode again. The, just the, uh, remote is kind of tricky. Right.

Uh, but, yeah, caught me down. Uh, he's a little distraction. Yeah, so that's not exactly.

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versus predator. That's crazy. He's not surviving. He couldn't handle a fucking barista recording him. Right. And she didn't even do it. He did it to himself. If he, if Dunaside saw a predator, it'd be over.

Oh yeah. He's he's double killing himself. I don't know. I don't know what he would try to kill himself and he would, he would make it. The dumb slut is super busy being extra dumb. The radioactive blue sludge in industrial vats labeled Baja Blast Syrup exported from the FC Island acid baths. Cold Brew King, Alpha V, the gayest avalanche fan to ever exist.

Go Aves Go. Sweeney. Didn't he do Sudanese genocide? Long time Jerker, first time Buzz. are all come bubble all come bubble blowing babies will be sucked senseless by every able body dering in the bar Cash Patel into the Gryftiverse

visiting my parents in Hawaii during Sween's honeymoon for no reason it's me that Malik guy The Atlantic released more shit on cash What do you mean? Because he's suing he's suing for like defamation or whatever

Because the Atlantic had like 12 sources Like showing that Cash Patel was a fucking drunk and he sucks and everybody hates him and it's demoralizing the FBI obviously and he was like suing which is insane because it's like obviously you wouldn't that just come out in discovery like exactly and then so uh they dropped more shit on him they're like oh you like we can give you more and more sources to show you that this isn't fucking slander that this isn't like we're not just making it up and this isn't like bad faith you know so they dropped more

shit on him. What would you, was, do you remember anything from it? Nothing specific. It was just more reinforcing how much he sucks and how drunk he is

and how he, he, uh, was like gifting, like, um, he had like gifts. Like,

it was more stuff associated to his shitty brand. We'd have like cash with like the dollar signs on it. And he was like, I think he was like gifting alcohol to people and stuff. And he's drinking and doing all this stuff that he shouldn't be doing. But other FBI agents can't be doing. So they're all like annoyed at him. and I think his lawyer was trying to like be like look man it's it's fine to like a lot of the stuff he's doing is pretty normal like gifting alcohol and stuff it's not be on the pale or anything like that and then people asked other FBI agents are like no we we've never done anything like this like this guy this guy is fucking crazy he's this sucks and apparently he's like a renowned fucking complete drunk piece of shit yeah it's not surprising yeah it's funny it's funny yeah yeah

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An expert who's only played Resident Evil 7, 8, and 9 and 4 remake In that order, 9 is goaded Hmm Listen I don't know, man Is it correct? Like, I feel like I'm just softer on Resident Evil 9 than most of it.

Like, I like it. But like, I don't... I don't know. It's a quite good game. Is it better than 4 or like... Not for me. I don't think it's better But I'm also coming from a lens

Technically I think I can argue I can argue the argument I don't think I think I think because of the fact The experience you get from both Grace and Leon's part I think someone can argue that I don't agree necessarily But I can see what the argument people make

To me I've never I've never liked a game more For doing that split thing I've never like I can't think of a game where I was like I like that more than if they would have just stuck with the person that I genuinely love playing with more. I'm trying to think right now at the top of my head.

I've got nothing. But, you know, maybe there is something. I think splits are inherently take away from games by the nature of them because it's like, oh, there's one design idea, and then it goes to another one, which inherently kind of derails the game the way it's playing played. And I can respect that. But I do think, like, grace is part, the beauty to early parts.

But that's every Resident Evil game that's like that. The early part of Survival Horror done very, very well. But then as you get more items and more things, it becomes less survival, you know? It becomes more like I say, you're playing a game. So it's like less impactful for you to have to survive.

You know, like your surviving is easier to you. But I do think, for I think this game is very good. I have, I think probably, I think it's like up there with like, because I think the best one is two.

I think Resident Evil 2 is the best, Brazilian game by far. That's the most, I do love playing for. That's the most balanced for me. And I think there's also, I have a little bit nostalgic connected to it because that one's always been my favorite. And the remake, I think they did it so fucking well. But then they did the remake of RE4 so well.

But I think just because of RE4, the original was already so good that it doesn't feel as impactful versus playing the OG Resident Evil 2 versus the remake. It's more transformative. Yeah. And when you think about it, when you think about most of the media from Resident Evil, it definitely seems like, from R4 and on, this is more of what they've always kind of wanted to do because PS1 is kind of limited. And then when PS2 kicked in, they were able to do a lot more stuff. When you look at, like, say, the type of animated movies they make and everything else in between,

it's been more of a schlocky fucking power fantasy with zombies in it. And I love that. I love that. And I don't dislike the survival horror stuff where it's, like, supposed to be spooky. anxiety inducing but also I think I would want to I think I would more just like it I would want to explore that in other games

than necessarily explore it in Resident Evil if that makes sense like there's a lot of there's a lot of games out there that do survival horror pretty well and I would be more like I'll just play those games if I really wanted to dip more into that I like blowing zombies heads off like I really like that for Resident Evil

that's just kind of like why I I get it. I don't think Leon's parts a little more. I do think two's probably There's an argument to be made that she's probably the best one. I think I think personally I think because it does have that like It does have enough of that action going in

But it's not like so leaning into it Yeah all action but it's also got enough of that Like it is like two is harrowing. It's scary. Like I remember being I remember playing through it and being like God damn this is so stressful. Dude fucking before wasn't stressful to me. Right.

It was fun. Mitch as Mr. X dude in two is way more intimidating. That tap nuts and motherfucker. I hate that, dude. In the fucking in the original game, the only reason it was a little intimidating is because the tank control sometimes

where I'm like, I gotta get around him. But like, he's so slow. And he's a lot faster now. And he comes after you way more often. And I thought they did a great job in the remake. I thought I was like, I love the way you hear him throughout the mat, dog.

I think it's crazy. Dude, his fucking big ass, boom, boom. I'm like, god damn. I'm like, well, chill dog i'm trying to think like that's the thing like sometimes i'm like i'm trying to think and then he just shows up and i'm like fuck yeah i'm trying to think hold on i genuinely think that game is like too is like really good i think four is a very fun game like i actively still play mercenaries on four i'm like pretty right i played this week there's gonna be

they just added uh played a game a lot dude we didn't talk about it but we uh they just added the leon must die it's really fun though her do you uh did you play it already the really I played it for hours last night. Oh, really? For hours. I got to, I got to a fucking, I got the third level of it.

Is it just mercenaries, basically? It's just mercenaries, but how do I explain it? It's like you upgrade your own ability. Since you had like the fucking pack to give yourself, you give yourself various different abilities. And then you get costumes that give you different abilities as well, too.

It's like, and you pick up particular, you start with one item, you pick up different items as the game goes by. It's just a fucking, it's wild. That game mode, it's fucking crazy.

I might check it out. I was just trying it. It's very, very fun. Tom Sweeney, Greg, Negro Frioles, egg skicka, Kaanwa, I can't pronounce this. Svarting E. Stiker.

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well, if you guys ever get a chance somehow in life, you guys should go teaching these. That's really pretty. Where is it? It's in Mexico. It's like, out of the question. Hour or two from Cancun.

Out of the question. Out of the question. Out of the question. One sentence horror story. I just, I have no interest. Really? Yeah,

I don't know. Mexico's a beautiful place, man. Let's if you're not going to fucking like Mexico. which I think it's also beautiful in its own right. How about visiting Ethan Ralph in Mexico? Oh, I would do that. I would do a field trip to visit Ethan Ralph. See?

I guess I got him on board. Mexico again. I think it's beautiful, dude. He lives in Chechnica. Yeah, he lives in. Granted, it's no Puerto Rico. It's no Puerto Rico. Actually, no, the place I was in in Mexico is pretty than Puerto Rico,

but I'm sure the prettier parts of Puerto Rico are better than Mexico. Yeah. The Caribbean is unfairly pretty. Like, it's so pretty that the king's, or the kings of the world were like, yeah, we're going to vacation here. That's how pretty. I don't want,

yeah, I'm like, I don't know, maybe I'll go to Mexico. If I'm really, if I think like, hmm, I kind of want to be robbed by the police.

Yeah, you don't go to that part of me. You don't go to that part of the country. Yeah, fly over it. It's like, hmm, I don't want to be robbed by the natives

and you go to fucking San Juan. It's like, they're going to rob you. Sorry. What are you doing here, you know? Whatever, man.

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I made a deforvid joke on sacred symbols and the audience is mad. They did not appreciate it. I shouldn't say the audience. Some people are. There's like a couple comments. Some super fun people that you'd love to be around. They were upset.

Yeah, what do you weren't fucking raped, molested and murdered and cutting a bunch of pieces in a fucking back of a time? Yeah. Why are you so mad? What are you so mad? Oh, you offended on behalf of all the people, the huge group,

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Hell yeah, dude. Leave him outside in the dark. That's crazy. My little Sweeney, my little Sweeney. There's like default like, you ever like, you ever like crying? And he's just like, like, if you ever think about like, look back and be like, hmm, I wonder if I've experienced child trauma I just forgot about. I do think about stuff like that.

And I was like, I hope I never unlock something. I don't I I I think everything that's happened to me I'm very much so aware of it but I don't know the mind's an interesting tool man so I'm saying it might have been so bad that like you you have fucking complete as a president and because I don't think I was molested and I think that's like the only thing that's like really like that would have truly like fuck me up and it's like I don't think I was I would hate to unlock a memory like that dude canston doesn't can't remember that he was molested yeah he doesn't remember he doesn't remember what I said that told me my family has a lot of shortcomings but I feel like

something like that is something that is like no, hell no. Yeah, I think that would be a pretty... My son became dumber when he got molested. That's crazy. I beat him until he forgot. I pawned him off to some Monday molested him and then I beat him so you'd chop about it. I put him in a dryer

at high speed for six hours and he just forgot. It's crazy what's it's crazy what's slamming around the inside of a titanium chassis will do insane he's a good man he saved you because you

he saved you he saved you if it wasn't for that if it wasn't for that six hour ride in that dryer on high you would you would save you on high the dryer is the dryers across the room by the end

of the cycle it's so violent so long godly the fact that you would see a dryer that's like, you ever see a dryer that's like really like it's like it feels like, dude, old dryers would get like physically violent. Those things were like moving.

It's like what the hell people put things in here? Yeah, fucking old school old school hose would fucking turn on the dryers and get off on them and shit. That was like a little hose. That is true. That's why women did the laundry. Elder hose. Elder hose.

I like that. That sounds bad. house really rolls off i mean i've seen i've seen people do that still with like modern like that's a that's a that's a that's still a thing people do i know i know a guy he told some of the really raggedy ones were like active like they were like jumping effectively you know a guy went to school would told uh oh he told somebody this and he shouldn't have because you know everybody knows where he would uh walk he would walk all the up his stairs you know on to the second floor and then he would slide down the uh the what he called the banister or whatever

that's hold you know he would slide down on it and he would like get off like his dick would rub on the banister or whatever and that would that was how you that yeah yeah and i was like i can't believe you wouldn't you never tell somebody that's crazy batman himself couldn't get that out of me bruce way bruce way dropping heavy elbows and knees on me couldn't get me to tell you people that could have one chance anyway because once he dropped one bow on new year you're essentially dead. Could a black cat get out of you? Yeah, easily. Yeah, I've done it, Black Cat. I've done it, Black Cat. Come get me.

Almost trivially. That's fucking hilarious. It would be boring how easy it would be to find information out about me from Black Cat. Yeah. She'd walk in and be like, I did something. I firmly believe that if Black Cat was trying to assassinate me, Kingston would easily would give me away in a heartbeat, I think. I wouldn't give you away, but I absolutely wouldn't help you.

I wouldn't help as I should. I wouldn't help as I should. like I should help you more and I'd be like ah man well what do you do he'd be like he'll understand what do he do his ghost will understand uh de transitioning so I'm not gay anymore snark tank's honorary leftist Chris Mosh and Boo gun

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so my penis won't grow my dick's real small what happened bro na na na na na na na na na na na that sucks

email so an extra ammo idea planned swine's wedding that's a great idea that's a good one that's unironically a good idea we'll do that

I'm gonna write that down so I don't forget yeah that's a good one Yay. And then we're going to really make it happen, though. You guys are not invited, but like, yeah, man, that's going to be cool if you guys do. It's playing it.

Go ahead. All right. All right. It's on my. Where's somebody's going to have to bust on your head. That's all I know. That's crazy. That'll be like the gatorade.

That's like the gatorade over the coach. The gatorade over the coach. It's just like we just, we dump a bucket of semen on Kingston. That's the. Oh. my god that's the one disgusting thing like it's all cold it's been sitting there for a while it's it's definitely chilly it's definitely chilled chilled

come like it sweet is the type of guy to come to come inside himself yeah yeah big meat sticks canola Joe microdosing come to get gay gay actor Rosebud delicious gang bang with every Muppet

sorry I can't, I had a burrito. Look at his prolapsed ass. Every time I do, I crank my shaft. Nice. That's prolapsed ass. That's cool. Venezuela watching a heat taco from

Japanese bell. Gids, Kingston looks like he dines in at Arby's. That's so crazy. If I saw somebody sitting at an Arby's what a fucking blanket?

with a fucking out of blanket with a napkin with a napkin, they're all fucking with a biv, with a bib and a fucking, that's insane. No, you got to me. You got to snatch their soul, dude. They don't belong here, dude. You got to get a gatling gun and shoot that person to smithereens.

You got to do the thing that Leon does where he spin, kick somebody into a wall that steps on that. Baby, I'm going to shoot you into smithereens. The pain the pain make it stop uh douchebag the legendary's 12 inch monster cock lily's dad will soon be named king dad in law

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That's it. So what you do if I do a booty call at your house? house. I think it's supposed to be something else, but he fucked up, but I'm not going to fix it for you. You got to pay to fix it. The queen of systematic, please, can we get the guy who made Luzi the piss on the pod? Cardboard pie.

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That's so sad. I'm re-sad. Yeah, I think he was like 50s. If I get cancer, then, and then it just stops because he's dead. That's so sad. Lunar Supreme. I want those people who had a problem with a deforevid joke to make it to this part of the show. Right.

What are you fucking doing, muddying up the soundscape, you bitch? What are you doing? You know, just doing what he does. That being a bullshit piece of shit. freaking, God, it's hard to, like, just not say F and ins, all that stuff. I know, I know. You know, you know why you're not civilized,

you asshole. You just want to throw the most hurtful words that people are saying that I was, so, you know. You're throwing the most powerful words at people that are doing really not that much wrong to you. I just like them, man. You're starting the match with, like, your specials. Yeah, you're popping all in the beginning.

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It's autonomous bot. But aren't the other, aren't Decepticons also autonomous bots? Yeah, but they're not, but the Autobots are not deceptive constructions. Is that one? What is that the actual? I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. That sounds vaguely. You could have convinced me. I'm not sure. I told us not to stand by it because I know what are you guys are going to look it up and be like, you're a fucking dog. I was not. So one of the people here that are like is that likes, wrong than I am is like fucking having a kid. He's like, oh my God, I hate that black people.

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Come on, Rocky. I'm trying, I'm trying to just make you better. Stop trying to fuck my ass. I don't understand. This is not funny anymore, Rock for us. Why do you keep trying to fuck my ass? I'm just playing the game. Stop being weird.

Have you seen yourself? You're fucking hot. You're really fucking hot, man. You want me to do. I'm really physically attracted to you. Apollo, what do you mean, man? Don't tell my wife. He doesn't fucking understand me.

I don't even know how to pronounce consent. Have you seen that scene when they're like running on the beach and like working out and shit? The gayest scene in a movie of perfectly, yes. And fucking dude, Apollo is just. just in his crop dude upon the crop top is topped here dude he's in he's in the best shape like ever like that is like a lot of bodybuilders like that's what i reach for and it's like i get that i actually literally on my i had like a uh a compilation of like all right niggas that i want to look like and then carwether's fucking in the crop top i'm like yeah right i'll never get there

but hey king's actually like i'm glad we brought this up because uh there's going to be like we're we're starting a new uh initiative here um Kingston's going to be as fit as Apollo Creed was in that movie by, I want to say, September. If he doesn't, he owes every member in the audience $2,000. I like that. That's the wages that we're going to do. That's a good way. That's such a wasteful lie.

So listen, make sure if you're a fan of the show, if you're a fan of the show, spread it around, make that audience as big as possible. So Sweeney's pay out as big as can possibly be. Yeah. Put it everywhere. Reddit. whatever the fuck people use nowadays. Put it on. Put it everywhere. And hold him account.

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Yeah God fucking damn it I don't look it up I can't help you I just don't care enough I don't care of I didn't remember Phil Lamar's name yesterday They made me so upset

Oh really? When we should I was just talking about him on the other episode. Because I was saying that, what you call it, that the guy that is Kratos's voice in the first movie, he was Mace Windo's voice. He was actually Mace Mendoo's voice in the animated universe of Star Wars. T.C. Carson was, uh,

T.C. was his actor. Okay. And I thought it was Phil Lamar. You thought it was Phil Lamar. Oh, Elizabeth Banks. Banks. Elizabeth Banks. Thank you.

I was like, she, uh, I kind of like, I don't know what the hell she, I remember I was just so bummed of the, the Power Rangers fucking movie they made and she was like Reader Repulsa. I was like, all right, I don't like you anymore. It was like her fault at all.

She looked great, actually. It is crazy to me that Elizabeth, it is crazy to me that Elizabeth Banks played such a minor role in those Spider-Man movies. That's crazy. I know, right? What a weird, like, why not just get a random person?

You get Emily Banks to be, that is such a flex, dude. That's crazy. She looked great as Rita Repulsa, though. She looked great. She looks really fantastic. I was like, holy God. That movie was, that movie, that was, that movie

was so pissed though it was crazy i couldn't believe it the movie was so pissed i couldn't believe the part where they said i like the part where they said go go power rangers i would have liked it way better if that actually happened it did happen did it not am i crazy no it was basically

all of those you know remember when all those teenage blue fucking tinted movies came out they basically just made it that that came out later that was the last one it was later but it just had the vibe of like oh we're going to make this serious something else like, you know,

what maze runner, like all that shit. It all felt like all of those movies were coming out. Maze Runner and I was like, of course she did. Oh, you're such a waste of time. I saw it in the,

and I fucking just, I just eradicated you're a waste of time and I made her disappear. It just felt like, like, oh, it was everything. Whoever made Twilight and all that,

and what's that other stupid one with catnip or whatever her name is? Oh my God. It felt like that. stupid movie. The hunger games. The starving, the starving and like I understand what you're saying.

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Starving Jess. Oh yeah. And like, oh, so it's serious. Listen. So look. I remember this. Look at this. Look at this.

So it's, maybe you're making me want to watch it because like I remember it being. I mean, it's not worth watching it again probably but i just remember being so boring and uneventful like i don't even remember dumb shit in it i put it in the chat it's at 19 seconds into this clip but you can look at up go go go power ranger scene but like starving competitions there you go go shut up inward and they got the music oh i did say that go go go power right there isn't like that that was like the new um alpha

but like it wasn't even in like maybe i don't know it wasn't even in like it wasn't even in like new character Alphigua. It was just like a Go, go, go, power range. He sounds like a, like a,

like a, yeah, that was so, I didn't, I didn't mean for my brain to obediently go to, he sounds like a Jewish pedophile. That just,

that just kind of happened in my head. But like he sounds like, he sounds like that, you know that, was that Jewish guy from, um, stranger things, the bald guy?

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He's in it? Yeah, he's so. I don't know who he is, but I just saw that he plays the character in it. Oh, Allison Brees in it? God damn it. Oh, interesting. Does she play like Alice? No, I'm still like to see it.

She's going to wrestle and show her tits because then I'll watch it. If you're going to be actively squirting on camera because if that's the case, then I'm there. If they have a movie where it's, if it's two hours of just Allison Bree squirting on the camera, I'm there in 3D IMAX by myself, certainly.

That's insane. It would be hilarious to see them trying to remove from that theater. It'd be, it'd be comedic. They would have to, they would, I would, I would melt myself onto the chair with a blow torch. They would have to. It would just be.

I'd be more dangerous than like 10 lions combined in a preschool trying to get me out of there. You can do it. Artie Wilkinson, Marina Baccaran, okay. Jared Lato. Jared Lato, Skeletor, that's fucking crazy. Oh, there's still getting work? I don't understand how he keeps getting work when people are vocally like we don't like him. I don't understand it.

Yeah, he doesn't have like a sexual or something still? I think he, I think he has blackmail on people. He must have blackmail. He doesn't make sense. He doesn't make sense. He's whether it's blackmail or a dad who's really powerful. You know, like something like that.

Like, I just don't understand how he's not even that could have been actor, really. I don't like that at all. He's never particularly stood out to me. He's not a good actor. He's never particularly stood out to me. I think he, people liked him in some movie back in the day. I don't remember which one it was. Dallas Pires Club, I think.

That's it. Yeah. He was good in that movie. I meant that. And he was pretty good. good an American Psycho. Look, I didn't even hit Yeah, but he was barely there at American Psycho.

Yeah. It was all Christian Bale in American Psycho. Sure. Like, I just don't understand why he keeps, like, it doesn't, it's like genuinely kill, like, wow. He was in, the new Tron, um, uh, what else was he? But I know that was weird.

Oh, he did obviously Morbius. Classic, classic films. What else can he do? I want to explore Bius, Morbius's body. Do you think he would have, his, his, his direction? I think him, trying to be the Joker really fucked him. Like mentally.

Yeah. I mean, it, oh, you think so? I think both ways before that. Because he was like doing this method acting shit. And it was like,

get the fuck out of you. You're not Heath Ledger. Yeah, he would like come in a condom and send it to his coworkers and shit. It's like, I'm acting. Thank you. And then it obviously ruined his career on top of him being an obnoxious piece of

of shit trying to be the Joker. Oh, man. Oh, and then they brought him back for like, what was it, Justice League? I think he was in like one of the end credits. He was in the Snyder's cut, yeah.

He was like, yeah, look at something about my scar. It's me, Batman. Something about society. Yeah. I'm involving society, man, bat. Look at me. It's me. Jared Loker.

It's fucking, it's me. Joloker. Joloker. Joloker. I don't like you very much. You're actually kind of rude. Can you, I'm gonna go home.

Or I don't remember what that's me. It's Joe Karend Le Toker. It's me. Look at me. I'm fucking running around. I got damaged on my forehead. Isn't that crazy? I got damage still on there.

Look, I'm so crazy. I fucking I wrote it and come. He he. I wrote crazy. I wrote crazy on Seaman on my team. Yeh. He he he he.

Batman. He, he, he, he. Ben Affleck's like, what the fuck is this? Who wrote this? He wrote crazy and come on his teeth. You know, like a method actor.

That is so disgusting. I think if you're a method actor, honestly, I think that's kind of like you're a worse actor, aren't you? Because like the whole point of acting is to be able to snap in and out and just be able to like, kind of like, oh, I can be this character and then I'm not. Like if you're a method actor and you just have to live as that character, to convince yourself that you're the character that's kind of not really acting

that's just making yourself crazy I've never been impressed I've never been impressed with method acting I think method acting is like I think like method acting is for like I think it makes sense when you're adapting roles of like proper figures that are particularly super unique in how they behave so like when when Jim Carrey did it for the guy for Man on the Moon Andy Kaufman it kind of made sense because Andy Kaufman was very eccentric

sure But I think, like, I think, I understand what that you ever hear the, do you ever hear the Norm story with that? What? Where he's like he was, because he was in that movie. He's in Man in the Moon. And, but I think he got a, oh, no, no, it wasn't Norm's story. It was, uh, it might have been Dave Chappelle's actually where he was talking about, like, trying to meet. He was like, he was excited to meet Jim Carrey, but he met him on the set of Man in the Moon and, like, everybody was calling him Andy.

And he didn't want to be addressed as Jim Carrey. So he was like, so he's like, I didn't, I got to meet Jim Carrey, but I didn't. Yeah. I feel like I didn't. I didn't get a chance. He felt jipped. Monkey Monks, Monkey Monastery. I'm begging you to look at the cast free. I read that already.

Don't call it a comeback. I never stopped coming. Young Sweeney bullying on Colin and blowing his brains out with a shotgun. Sweene only said hi. Gay Elmer Fudd be like, be very quiet. I'm effing F words. I'm hunting. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you, Jordan. Yeah. Thank you, Jordan. Thank you, thank you, Jordan. I was Jordan. Jordan, come on, dude. You've been, you've been giving me so much heat for so long you did this.

I like it. I'm so mad at you. It's like, that's, yeah, that's, that's, it's like finding a spider in your tea or something. Like, damn, bro. You really let us down. You really let us down with this. Do better. Do better.

You had bang or after, bangor after bangor after bangor. Then you did this. I can't believe. You really fucking wasted our time with that one, man. Man, I don't even want to. do this show no more man it's all jordan's fault everybody comment no everybody comment it's jordan's fault

it's jordan's fault uh saw trap for charlie kirk convince a college campus that gun violence is necessary for freedom or you get shot in the net she looked nervous on that stage he was like uh anyone agree lucy the piss is probably brown if you think about it because he's a bear blessed be to all my gender fluid fluid midwesterers people who enjoy marathon should consider

80 milligrams of Adderall and playing disco Elysium to completion, highly recommended. Hey, that might be peak. I do have disco. I've been meaning to get to it. I'm just, yeah, I feel like that's a game I have to,

I feel like that's a game I have to really sit down and like, I love that game. I'm so, yeah, I totally agree with that kind of game. I need to get in the right, I've been trying to get in the right mindset to play like an RPG again, like something thorough.

I'm not there yet. You got to set yourself up for that. It's like a mental, It's like a headspace thing. Yeah. It's like being like, oh, I think I'm just going to sell it. Oh, it's Tuesday.

I have some free time. Let me read House of Leaves. It's like, you're not going to. Yeah. It's insane. The brainworm piloting. Yeah. Holes.

Yeah. Or like a capped in underpants. Yeah, there you go. There you go. That's like on a wing reading. He just wakes up in Reeves captain underpants. You get up. Your larb goes off.

And then you grab captain. 48 years old. Oh boy. 3 a. Get those three. It's one of my favorite jokes. It is great. The brainworm piling the idiot-shaped flesh mac.

I had a nightmare. Can I sleep in your bed? Sweeney developing schizophrenia, but all the hallucinations are dicks, balls, and buff gay men coming to touch on him sexually. Sorry, Miss Jackson. Ethereum has the past because he took a loss as his hard ass. Pergerian Hunter officially has a daughter, frying bacon with my shirt off. The only thing that's queer is you. Naifram and rounding out our list as always, as is customary, as is always expected, and must never change.

The king of haphazard. The king of haphazard. We'll see you next time. I'm fucking so hungry. Goodbye.