The Snark Tank - #408: Kevin Hart Roast 2: Electric Boogaloo

Episode Date: May 15, 2026

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Yeah man I mean I have a I have a lot of stuff That still works from there But you know I transferred everything off Because you can't Why rely on like

Technology from that area That was when I got my first Western Digital Fucking uh External Hard Drive in 2004. I remember my first Hard drive.

I was definitely in like high school. 40 gigs. Wild. 20 gig and I thought I had so much porn on it. Insane.

Insane. I did not put porn. Fucking 72480p. porn. I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at. I never did any of that. Don't know what the fuck I'm looking at, dude.

I figured if I ever needed porn, I could just Google it. I was a chronicler. I am a chronicler. But I'm not to the same degree anymore. I've chronicled much less. If I find my SD card in my house, you can find my,

Ice Total hard drive. It is, it's seeping jizz. That's how much porn is on it. You find a, you find like a, what is it like a little USB thumb drive? Taped behind like a painting. Oh, yeah. What a note that says just please burn it. Please burn it.

It's not even illegal or anything. It's just such, it's, it's an embarrassing amount of legal porn. It's gratuitous. I don't want anybody to know that I gooned this much. Have you seen this? That's why I'm fine. Someone finds my laptop or anything like that and goes, thing is like it's it's just going to be embarrassing how much porn not what the porn is

yeah that's it's like it's just it's just a ridiculous amount that's really all you can ask yeah it's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be awkward is like right let's go through the internet history 5 a.m. What the fuck? What the hell? There's gonna be there's gonna be time periods where it's like Lily left the room for three minutes X videos X videos at 512 in the morning what the fuck do you do it? He woke up out of his sleep you start the day. No, you go right back to bed afterwards.

Oh, yeah. You get hit with the Holy Ghost. Well, welcome to the Star Day podcast, I guess. Are we recording? Oh, actually, I didn't even, wait, didn't even know we're recording. Wait, do we clap some? Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

clapping earlier. But when, did you clap one after the, you, you, I think, this is all, it'll all be in there. It's raw, this is raw, dude. I was recording for a while because we had it for, for, for, for, for the audience. We're having a little bit of a right error with our SD card. It's an old SD card. We're using a Zoom. The Zoom's newer, but like the SD card's pretty old.

And so we had to reformat the card. I was letting it go for a little while. We've been recording for a hot minute. It's all going to be in there. I was about to tell my deepest darkest secrets. So I got lucky. You know, because once it's on there, I can't cut it out. Right. It's impossible. It's impossible. It doesn't work that way, guys. Are you miming yourself chronically? Yeah, that's exactly. Is that what he looks like too? Is that what you do?

You have done that before when I was looking for porn. And I definitely was like, I got it. You caught yourself? I definitely caught. You know when you look through like when you, for me is when you look at the screen and you see you. And you're like, who am I? This is in me. Oh, the reflection?

This is myself. I look like Scrooge McDuck. What the fuck is happening? My favorite thing is like when you're just kind of like looking and you find yourself being impressed on some level. And you're like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, interesting joy. That's the point where I like, I snap out of it. I was like, I can't be appreciated. The fuck are we doing.

I've definitely. It's happened more and more as they get older. So the point now was like, you know, mild to turn. I'll be like, I can't do this anymore. Yeah. I saw a porn video where they had a dolly shot and I'm like, this is an amateur video with a dolly shot. The fuck? With that dolly shot really?

For what reason? No, I don't know, but I remember being like, how do, like, I remember being curious about, like, I wonder what Dolly they were using. And I was just completely, and I was completely thrown out of it. Yeah, completely pulled out of it. I googled Dolly's after that. You guys ever think about, uh, I don't know if you ever thought about this, but like, so beautiful women, right, a lot of times get, like, handed everything. They can. They have the capacity if that's what they choose to do to, like, just milk anyone for what they want. Yeah. Did you ever thought about what I would look at porn and see these really, like, beautiful women in it? And I'm like, do you really need to do you really need to do? to be doing this. Like, I don't know if that's ever, that's ever, okay, because that comes in my mind.

I'm like, I feel like mid-busted people. It's like, I need to do porn because that's my only thing. I know I can get a good amount of money doing it, but that's like, I feel like a lot of women, like, say if they could just never have to expose their pussy and asshole on, on, on video. Well, you do that because you want to do it. Yeah, to, to a degree. To a degree, to either you have to you have to have a lengthy career, obviously want to. Sure. But the amount of of like, like, I feel like you probably even, because even anecdotally, I don't women that I went to school with that dabbled. And then they immediately quit. They're like, this sucks. And like, what did you expect? It's like shooting a movie, but infinitely worse, you know? Yeah. There's people all

over the set. There's hot fucking, fucking lights everywhere. You got to, you got to enjoy, you got to, that is different than, that is different than, like, only fans. Shit, even enjoying sex is like, it's all, because, like, because you're, how do you have to You have to enjoy it when there's like 10, 15 people in the fucking room. Because some people are like are exhibitionists, man. I mean, some people enjoy public shit. And I'm just, I'm not that kind of guy, but some people are like, they're just game for that. And I'm like, I, I get it.

They usually don't get the part, though. It's weird. It's such a weird. I mean, I guess I'm also thinking too much because not like people that are watching it. They're not, they're just gooning, right? They're not really paying attention to everything is happening. I think it's only like, like what Chris said. He's starting to examine like, oh, look what they're doing.

That's pretty cool. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, they're doing a Dutch angle. Yeah. How many people actually do that, though? That's probably like 0.1% of people watching porn. It's increasing now. I feel like the production of porn in general is hit a very, a feeder page.

It's probably insane. Amateur porn is starting to get like, what's going on here? Serious. It's exactly what I feel like it and where it needs to be. I've always been a fan of amateur if I ever watched it because I didn't like high production because of how fake it was. Right, right. Particularly. But now you've got like indie filmmakers doing it.

It's like you've got 824. Uh, amateur porn. That's fucking cool. What's the 824 comparison of porn? Of porn? It's out there. There are absolutely sites that it's out there.

If anybody, I know, remember during the pandemic, they had the premium porn hub and that's where you had access to all that like 4K and all this shit that like I would never even watch. You're like, oh, let's see.

And I was like, this is just way too crystal clear. It's fucking weird. Yeah, like what the fuck? It's like, you got a John dispatch. Yeah, I could see your pores on your pussy. That's crazy. He should really.

You should really examine your liver health. It's a discoloration that should concern you. Yeah. And I see it because it's in 4K. If there's in 1080P, I wouldn't have noticed. No. It's wild, man. I think the only fan error is such an interesting era of time where it's like, let's just like not.

Because I feel like you'd assume that would have destroyed the porn like community that would have like destroyed, you know, the system, the framework. Yeah. But it just didn't. It's different. It just like. It's different. It's like that shit. That is, that's their thing, right?

For whatever reason. Yeah. It's also those people grew up. with it. They're like conditioned to like what is this amateur shit? It feels weird to me because I'm like you probably struggle with real sex because that is so far from what sex is. So like once you're expecting like say oh you're oh you're finally going to have sex with a woman like if you're a guy that's been watching that fake ass high production porn it's not even remotely the same in any capacity. The thing that's always bothered me the most is just like the fake moaning like that shit

drives me insane. It's like oh you can watch a lesbian scene and a chick's like, going, oh, you just figure it out right now. What do you say? What do you say? The chick that's not. You mean to tell me. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. That those whales are fake.

Whales? Yeah. Whales of pleasure. Fucking whales? Whales of pleasure. This guy's fucking disgusting. Whales of pleasure. Whaling and pleasure.

Like the act of whaling. Yeah. You could say moaning, sir. Hunting whales on a ship. Yeah, like like the, like whalers. So he watches. Whaling porn. Right.

They have long spheres of gildos on the end of them and then fuck the whales in the ocean. And the whales instead of scattering, they're fucking excited. They're running to it. It's the fuck boat. They recognize that specific boat. It's got a picture of a, I don't even know, whale tits. Like on a flag or something? Like really hot.

It's a whale and there's human tits on it. They're gray still. It's like beautiful, fucking gray tits with pink nipples. though, of course. Speaking of freaking terrifying, you know there's dolphins in Amazon? What are you saying? What are you saying?

We got a moment. What are you saying? There's dolphins in Amazon. What are you saying? There are dolphins in the Amazon. In the forest. You know, there's a giant river in the Amazon. You know that, right?

They're fucking swinging on vines and shit. Always looking up because they can't. Yeah, yeah. You know that? The fucking apes. There's a giant here to come again. There's a river. No, I know, I know.

Nah, there is. There's no apes in Amazon other people. There's not the first thing. There's got to be some type of apes, right? There's monkeys, I think. There's not apes. There's not a single dislocated ape. There's no, there are no apes other than humans in a new world.

Well, listen. That's fucking. That can't be true. Well, I guess, how is that not true? Other than the Sasquatch. Maybe that's about it. So it may be naturally, right? and then I'm sure people have.

Niggas have definitely like, all right, good out there, juke jub. They've brought like, go live. He was like, nigga, I'm going to die out. Some fucking idiot brought a huge cruise ship and just let out a bunch of silverbacks in fucking in Brazil. To see what happens. I don't see what happens. This is very real.

We're silverbacks native to, or is that Africa? Yeah, guerrillas in Africa. That's it, though? There's, I don't really. I guess there aren't any, like, Russian guerrillas. I don't, I feel like only Africa has apes other than like, other than, like, non-human apes. Well, so, we're getting, so.

So. I literally can't. So the dolphins in the rainforest. Have you seen what they look like? No. What do you mean? Do you think dolphins are adorable? Not really.

Oh, really? No. I mean, I think they're fine. They're fun. I don't, I'm not upset by them. No. Like, I'm not grossed out by them. You should look at an Amazon dolphin.

It'll make your stomach. My turn, I found off my phone already. Derek, get to it. What's wrong with your dumb? Your tit watch. I can't, I can't, I can't designate to look up things that are images. You can't, you can't be like,

press the Oracle. You can't do that? Let me look it up for the sake of... Amazon... Amazon... ...Dolphins. Amazon... That's just going to be the website.

It's going to be like, what the fuck? Amazon... Hair to elaborate, faggid? You know, like... It's like, should I show you pictures? What should I do with that information? Amazon... Or...

Learn Wikipedia. ...learn Wikipedia. Dolphin... I feel like you made this up. Dolphin River? I hope somebody, like, trolled them. What am I seeing? What am I supposed to be seeing? Oh, those, I've seen those sort of dolphins before.

Isn't that just a dolphin? It looks so much ugly than a regular dolphin because they're like pink. I feel like they just look like, I mean, they're ugly, I guess, but like that's still kind of what a dolphin looks like to me generally. It does like a dolphin, but it's like, have you ever seen the goblin sharks? Yeah, goblin sharks are crazy. That's the one where their mouths like fly out of their own mouth. Yeah, like the fucking like extendo mouth. I hate that.

I hate those. Like for what? Like what the fuck did that exist for? I mean, you can ask that for so many species. Yeah, that's true. There's so much weird shit. We're like, why. There's like a standard build.

Then there's a bill with a different ability. Yeah. It's like, what the fuck is that? What is, what is this? It's some weird shit, man. Like the electric eel? That will always be an animal that I'm like, this is, this is magic.

Oh, the electric heel? This was something. Something was going on when it was made. You know, they don't actually have electricity, right? It gives you powers. So they have like a higher static charge. Don't it's like a whole different static charge. It's not real electricity.

What is it? It's just they pull out little knives real quick. It's really pretty real quick. Yeah, they prick you. They never force field of knives on them. It's like that, that shrimp, right? The, like, oh, the pistol shrimp or something? Yeah, whatever the fuck that trip.

The one that punches hot on the water. It has like a really fast pistol. That's crazy. You're just fucking like, boom! Like that. You never can see where the gun is. You like hold it down, you cut it open. You never find a gun.

Where's the gun? Where's the gun? But it always has it. It always has. That's crazy. Because I know there's two. I know there's one that has like a, like a, like a, right that like kind of like cocks back and there's the mantis shrimp that's the mantis shrimp and there's the pistol shrimp then there's the pistol shrimp with like it has like a gun basically it has a real gun it

borderline has a real gun which is kind of insane but like whatever if you there are certain moments they catch up like calling through the ocean floor where they're doing the fucking gun tricks and everything like that they're doing a revolver oscillate then you see it and it puts a gun away it's completely gone you can't even catch it in a frame there's no cameras fast quick enough to shoot the camera You just kind of see this. Yeah, right before. It's crazy.

You see a red X appear over your vision. I want to see a shrimp with the, with a mustache and a cowboy hat on. And fucking just like, that looks sick as fuck, dude. I never know how to do the gun flurges in Red Dead. I would just shoot people. You can't.

I didn't even know you could. You can't. Those are mods. Those are mods. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, like all the.

That sucks. Online shit. You got to play the Red Dead online and they have all these cool ass mons in there. So like, I saw the, a guy. with the car, right? And I was like, I was so excited to just drive around. But then they're like, oh, sorry, it's only in a specific server. And we can't, I was like, fuck you, man.

I'm like, why can't it? They're not, I don't know why they're not moddy in the main story. At least they like shit like that. It's kind of weird. It feels like it makes more sense. It weren't to me, but. It was, it was, that is, that is such world breaking. That's why I wanted to play it so badly.

Getting in the tank and Red Dead. Get Redden a line and fucking all. that shit. I wonder if I go back now. It's been years. So somebody might have done it on the main story now, maybe. Maybe. If so, then I'll immediately fuck with it. I don't know why

you don't have a pet wolf in that game, man. Why? You don't have a... A pet, like a fucking killer dog. His name's wolf meat. Is that it? You get like a balto? And it's like, go get him. Go get him. Go kill the natives of me, dog. I mean, I guess that would be fun, I guess. It would be

kind of interesting. That's always It's never having an animal companion is never a bad idea in a game. Really? Tetris. It would get in the way of the blocks. Because it just like, it just like gives you a pointer. Like it's not going to be, it's like,

it's like, per-part. It has it, like, which kinds are going to get? I guess it would. It helps you dictate with like, like, like, the ones you store it grabs it for you. And then like, dude, it puts it back up. And it helps you. But you can always add a pet that made things better, man.

Maybe. I don't know. Always. What about a, uh, You cannot think of a game that having a pet friend wouldn't make it better. Any horror game, probably. Having a pet friend to help guide you through certain areas? It would ruin it.

It wouldn't. It would ruin it because it would either make it too easy or make it too cute and it would completely destroy the vibe. No, I don't think you'll ruin it. I think you just have to have a proper kind of pet. Like a little puppy that's trying to help you figure your way through things. You can get it killed so you care more about getting out at a certain time? That'd work, man. You'd think God of War would be, 2018 would be way better if Atreus was a dog?

Yeah, I think everything would be better If you got to I think we wouldn't be invading Iran right now We wouldn't be we wouldn't have a war with Iran right now If Cratos had a dog You'd probably be right If Atreus used Fenrir That would have been really cool

Or like It eats them And then and then Craos was like I guess you're my son now You're my son now This giant dog You send the dog to attack me When it just

The Lodging's Thor Twice and Thor died screen. The crados is trying to fight these minions on the ground. You can just see the dog's fucking leg.

Just like, like that's like dragging it, moving people aside. Smearing people on the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think animal get picking always helps, man. They're just, they're just, there's a reason why we won't give up on having them, even though they kind of,

they're useless now effectively. Yeah, they don't, they're just a financial drain. Like, what does the average, what does the average dog do? Nothing.

What is the average dog do? The average dog, the average dog was average dog do that brings use to the world? It just sits there and loves you. It's just companionship. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is like, what is, what is, what is a what is a cat done since a plague?

You know? You know, it's crazy? I feel like rats. It eats mice. It does. They are around, but they're like, that's I would actually argue that your average cat. In the planes, you know in a planes area. I would actually argue that your average cat is probably more technically useful than your average dog. I think the average cat is

although you do have service dogs, so that's different. It's three times as useful as the average dog. but the average dog is still not useful almost at all. So I understand. So being six times, six percent useful, opposed to two percent is triple, but it's still ain't shit. I know what you mean. Sure.

But the mouse thing was helpful. I remember specifically experiencing that. No dog I've ever had has been useful in any case. Like having a rooster is more useful than having a cat actually. Yeah. No. Well, yeah. Well, farm animals in general, yes.

It's like, what the fuck? Having a pet cow. Pet cow I don't know about that Because you can get milk and stuff like that from You can milk and they can Oh well yeah They can give the same companionship like a dog

Anything that you can eat? Have you ever played with a cow like a foalie one? They're really adorable I never played with one but like They're really fucking big Like when they move and you feel how strong they are Like how easy they can move your body around it's right We had the agriculture

It's like fucking terrifying Because I'm very I'm a huge dude Yeah And it moved me with its head And I was like that's crazy You can kill me Yeah

They gotta be big I mean they gotta be strong to be able to be able to to support themselves. They're so fucking cute. The woolly-haired ones are so adorable, man. You've been in the presence of like a fucking, like an ox. No. It's comically, it's just like, why is this thing so big?

It doesn't make any sense. I've been around bulls and like, I guess what are a female ones called mares? I guess I don't. No. Or steer? No, I'm fucking. I'm pretty sure. There's a horse is a horse.

Yeah. Steer, I think, is a cash-stated. Heifer, I guess. Heifers? But I know, like that's rude, but I feel like that's technically a right for. Rude? To who? What do you mean?

I remember his heifer is kind of disrespectful. I feel like we've talked about this before. But like, is someone a heifer is not, it's not respectful. What? A woman calling a woman heifer is not respectful for this. No, but that's not what we're talking about.

We're talking about animals. But the word still, it's like the connotation is still like someone being disrespectful. You're saying, yeah. You're saying the word, you're saying the word, heifer is disrespectful to cows. I feel disrespect.

I feel rude saying the word heifer. To whom? In general, just saying it because of the condentation. Because of the condentation of when I've heard it so much is disrespectful. This is a guy who says the N word constantly. by the way.

That word is respectful as fuck. I just think it's funny. This is a guy that calls the fit, the fresh guy, a gorilla every time we talk about fresh and fit. He calls whatever his name is, the fresh guy who's supposedly fresh. You always call him a gorilla and you're like,

am I wrong? Yes. He's not a gorilla. No, does he look like one? He looks like an ugly man. He looks very apish. More so than most humans. I just don't like...

Anyway, heifer. You can't say heifer. I just wonder, I'm like, if... If my skin color was different, saying that would be outrageous. Of course it would. But it's not. It's outrageous. It's kind of outrageous.

It's a different kind. It's a lesser kind. It's a lesser kind of... I don't like that guy, but also, I refrain from calling him a girl. That's great. You affirm saying out loud. You've definitely seen it me like, yo, that's definitely mighty Joe Young. You've definitely said that.

Yeah, yeah, I actually got confused for a second. I was like, what I can't believe... that tried to steal Mowgli. I can't believe they invited him on the podcast. Oh, wait, that's fresh. This King Louis assnigger wearing clothes is fucking out of pocket. Look at this guy. Look at this dude.

Look at this. Take a peek at this. Somebody send this to that guy. What is he even doing? He's probably like sad that no one talks about him when he's like, oh shit. Like somebody's actually talking about. Oh, people are mentioning me? He opens in.

He's like, oh. Again? Fuck, do I really look like a gorilla? as he turns to his gorilla friend and is like The gorilla is just like What are you think I'm here for? I guess That thing is the best friend from the fucking

What's it called Georgia the Jungle movies? You remember? You know what? No comment. Yeah, that's good. Because they agree with him. They agree with me. I actually don't know what this guy looks like.

I don't think I... Look him up and you're like, oh, interesting. He just not like, he's describing him like as if he looks like Samuel Jackson, that fucking comic, right? Like, like, like, uh, Mace Windo. Oh, yeah. Like in that voice looks slightly more apish than he does. Fresh and fit. Let me see.

Like, yeah, look at the, the, the, the, the darker dude. It's just a guy. If he's just a man. He's just ugly. He's like not like a good looking guy, but he's just like. If him and Leslie Jones had a baby. Oh my God. It would literally no.

Just be. Please. come from the 2012 movies We're less than 20 minutes Stop I'm sorry I'm not a gorgeous man All right

That's an ape That's an ape We buried that Leslie Jones thing Man that was too much dude That was too much That was too much It was like everybody Like objectively

We're kind of like Leslie Jones is just not attractive And the only reason why I feel like I remember when people were talking about It was when her nudes leaked And I was like who the fuck leaked her nudes? I'll add them on purpose

I'm a chronicler But even that I think it was Right right right It was like It was a chronicle This That's a lot

You don't do that Because it was like I think it was a part of like The tail end of the fapening Where the fapening happened in 2014 I think And then And then like there's like I think a 2.0

And celebrities were getting hit again And I think she got hit And people were like Why? Why did you? Why did you? Why would you? I know I understand you're fishing

Like because that's what they do Right they go Oh somebody hacked her you're, you're, I, cloud or whatever. And then they, they're stupid people, put in their information, like change your password and then they give up their password because they're fucking stupid.

This guy's such a normal look at it. I don't know, man. He doesn't even strike me as particularly ugly. He's just, he's just not good looking. He's just a very, that's what that means, doesn't it? If you're not good looking,

because you're ugly. Not exactly. There's a difference. I mean, there's degrees, but that's generally what it means. Well, I think of it as somebody, like, somebody could, somebody can be

cannot be tall without being short you know what I mean excuse me someone can be someone can be tall without being short I'm saying

like you and I are short right we're like I'm 54 yeah we're below average yeah we're below average so I think I'm shrieking I'm probably right but like

59 to 510 isn't tall yeah but it's not short either sure that's kind of what I'm thinking of somebody would say like average yeah yeah but it's not

short either I feel like most people are average, like the vast, vast, vast majority of people are just average looking. And there's like a gradient scale of that. There's like a gradient scale of like we have. It depends on like what features do you have. Like if you're from. I would say it's four. I would say it's 40, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30.

You know what I mean? No. I'd say it's like 40% average. 30% ugly 30% probably very attractive. I think there's 20% is like very attractive. Maybe 15% you're very attractive. It's a hard. It's a hard.

Very attractive is like very subjective. Very subjective, right? Like Hollywood scale is probably the one where it's like, oh, it's like 5%. You're right. I think a lot of people are... I think a lot of hot people are also technically average, too, because you think about all the work they get done and just like makeup and shit.

Women particularly. I don't think that stuff is... That shit to me is a complete... What would I call it? People are like under some weird psychosis spell because a lot of the people that get work done and people call them attractive, I'm like you're insane.

That doesn't look good. They look like an alien species. Like they all have like they're all molding. They're getting their faces mold in a specific way. They do is they obviously acquire the traits that people almost un- because there's certain traits that are unanimously attractive for the most part in people's faces. For the most part, like people consider that attractive because we're just humans. We think that's attractive. Yeah, there's a few things that have never changed in the history of like humans, you know, valuing like that type of thing, like, say, big lips, some sort of structure in your face, like the cheek thing like that.

Those things have never changed. Other things have obviously big asses, small asses, big tits and what. Like all that stuff. Not having decayed teeth. Yeah. Well, I think, I think that's why,

like, your problems don't bleed in the morning. Right. There's attractive through like lenses of like, what you call it, of like, of cultures too. Like,

that's a huge varying scale. As we've become more like modernized, it kind of becomes similar. What? What? I want, I want, I want,

I want that to be a moment where you guys pan back, like back and forth for an argument. Anna, you pan at one time and Derek is just the same. Sam Jackson, I mean, I'm just literally a fucking chimp. That image really is fucking insane. That's why I'm doing the Sam Jackson of all people too. It's crazy.

I need to look up who drew that because I'm like, hey man. Hey. Come on. What if it's the most black person ever? Then that's disappointing. Like he's got a dice chicion and shit. He's like, you know what I'm saying? I base this on my uncle.

Uncle and he comes in and he looks exactly like that. He comes in and you hear the reception. to scream when they see him. I guess I'm okay with it then, right? Because then it's like, oh, no harm, no foul. You really drew it after your uncle. The person they based him off of his so quickly. Your chimple.

Your chumple. What would you call him? Chumple's nuts. He might choose my chumple. The, um, Asgars. Asgars your hand off. Yeah, just immediately.

Well, the person they based it off is, Is Mace Window from the anime? Have you seen animated, Clone Wars? Sure. I've seen parts. You've seen Mace in it, right? Sure.

He doesn't. He doesn't like that at, even remotely. No. Like there's no depiction of Mace Swindu that is, that's one of the three depictions of this character forever now. Yeah, yeah. It's Sam Jackson.

Wait, what's his name? Mace. Oh. What? This whole time I thought his name was May. No, you didn't. I did. I swear to God.

I thought his name was May Windoo? No, I thought his name was. May Swindoo. Like Swindu was his last name? Yeah. No, he did. That's so stupid, it's almost believable. It's also, I mean, the real name is also stupid.

I say Mace every time. May Swindu. Yeah, Mace Windu. May Swindu. I mean, that's cute, but I know you don't actually do that. I'm serious. Yeah, okay. You're so, that's so, that's so dumb.

I definitely believe you. Everybody vote in the comments. That's crazy Care to share the criteria? No Okay We're going to have a poll We'll have a poll

It'll have no It'll have no suggestion I love that It's just A or B What do you think? Yes, no That's so stupid Well listen

I don't know What are we talking about? We're 30 minutes said Oh Speaking of apes Kevin Hart got No no no Let's let's uh let's back up

Back up I back it to the shadow Speaking of it god damn it Dude guys are fucking creetin man I'm just I'm just making jokes man Y'all y'all too serious Comedy comedy isn't back clearly I got yeah it's still it's still legal sorry Comedy's legal guys so make it a simple

So what do we want to go there's only two things that we Yeah I just don't I don't like We have a little we have I feel like there's this little thing right here and then we get in with the Because you were about talking about Kevin Hart But I don't want to talk about that And then talk about this fucking Chud guy We'll go

We'll go this Chud the Builder guy These are fucking perfect strings You guys are cowards, man Go ahead It is a perfect segue It's kind of nice For the fuck you I don't need to explain myself

We're gonna do We're gonna talk about this Chud the Builder thing So I'm sure a lot of Why actually I don't know Maybe maybe some you weren't There's this guy Chud the builder He's a Twitch streamer He's got to be on kick or something right

Sensation He's clearly on kick or what's that other one Rumble? I don't know, he's not one of these fucking... Yeah, he's not on... He's on one of these places, these discount places. He's not the dark streaming websites. Yeah, he's on discount YouTube or whatever,

discount Twitch, and he's like doing... He does these IRL streams where he goes around, basically just calling black people the N-word as far as I'm aware. It seems like all it is, really. Yeah. I'm sure there's like long stretches in between where he's like doing banter with the chat or something. But like, the big things that I've seen,

is just him antagonizing people and shouting slurs at him. I'm kind of surprised he hasn't been murked to be honest. He doesn't He doesn't approximate me to police officers very often. Well, yeah. Of course. No way. At some point. Yeah. Probably also

has security off camera. But so, so he's going through right now. I think he got arrested and he got let out. He was interrogated by the FBI or some shit. And he's all, he's all sad now because his ex-wife is changing his son.

name, you know, it's everybody's like, no one's here for me. He's just depressed and I'm like, well, well, what? What are you? They're like, oh, my family doesn't fuck with you anymore.

It's like, really? Wow. I wonder what could have caused that. I wonder what possibly could have caused of this. I have some family that doesn't speak to me anymore and I don't do half the shit that you do. You know?

I don't, um, it, it almost sounds like a bit, but you can tell his genuine, not only the clip that he, uh, you showed us but he mentions at the end that like oh you know there's I meet a bunch of I come across a bunch of cool people some people want to shake my hands or take pictures so in his mind it almost seems like he's convinced himself that he's generally not doing anything wrong he's just standing on on the grounds of free speech you know he's just defending free that's what he says it is yeah that's what it is oh you're gonna get offended over a word but yes that's literally whatever when people say that especially when they when they talk about the N word because that's what they usually say like oh you're It's just a word.

I'm like, literally everything is. So if I call your mom a pussy-ass whore bitch and say, fuck her, you know? And, like, I'm going to, like, I'm going to fucking digging her ass. Like, what you're going to do about it? You're going to be very upset and maybe even want to fight me. And I'm going to be like, oh, it's just words. Are you offended over? Like, that argument is so fucking stupid.

It's the dumbest thing ever. Like, literally every word you say is just a word. The fuck you mean. It's contact. The fuck do you mean. You're just, you're trying to incite something. Like, oh, it's just a word. I'm like, yeah.

But you're just, but you. You're saying it to antagonize me. It's not about, like you said, it's not about the word. It's what you're trying to attempt. If I go around antagonizing people and saying no slurs and I get beat up. Right. It's kind of my fault. You know what I mean?

You don't even need slurs to antagonize people and get beat the fuck up justifiably. Exactly. You're just saying the slurs and it's just extra dumb. It's not what you say is how you say things. That's always the biggest thing. Yeah, like when Kingston shouts the N-word at a child at like a local deli, it's no, there's no malice. when he says it. The word,

the word isn't the malice. It's the act. In fact, it almost has an upward influx. It's like, you know, it's like it goes up. I'm trying to hurt them.

But not with that word. That word is, it's simply a device. It's simply a descriptor for you. It's a device. I'm using it to hurt. Right. Not because of the word.

Right, right. For you, it's different. You should do the same thing. Well, go around and just like, call me with the end or do the exact same dreams. I couldn't do that.

No, you couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't go to my fellow. black man and call them the N word derogatorily and try to hurt them with that word. Do you think you'd be snipped immediately if you went around and did that as a black man? No, I would probably prop me up. They'd probably prop me up. I think they would actively try to Oh, you get like a career. Someone would call, sometime will contact me and be like, I am not going to tell you who I am.

You'd be like a, you can give you money. I am not going to tell you I am. You'd be like the latest. You just can't come to, you can't come to Israel by any means, but I'm not going to, you don't convert. If you go around, if you went around. But keep doing what you're doing. If you went around and started shouting the N-word of people and, like, built a career out of it, you could be the newest Hodge twin. You could be the Hodge Thrin. You should be the Hodge Thrin.

I couldn't say the rule with the Hodge twins. I feel like they're so, they're so silly. They're so silly. That's a good way to put it. It's so sad, man, because I used to be really cool, dude. I knew them. I knew them before they were like, oh, wait, we can make way more money doing absolutely nothing.

It happens to people. It sucks, man. Those are light-skinned apes. I knew Tim Pohl when he was normal. Right, well, yeah, he was normal for a while, but he slipped into senility pretty quick, actually. He immediately got seen. I started injecting himself. He became him fooled. He was, it was, literally, it was, you're fired.

It was only months, it was months after, like, he got like a, I don't know what happened. I feel like somebody approached him, for sure. Somebody like a, I don't even know what that means. What was that mean? I don't even know what that mean, like. Look at him laughing. He's so proud of himself. That was nothing.

I just spoke words. He's got a sheet section. Okay. That's why the show is in the fucking gutter. This is not my fault. What if there's a uterus in his brain? That's why he just catwalk. And he never wants to know him.

He doesn't want to show people his hat off and it's a gaming pussy at the top of his head. I can see it. I can see his stupid face. And there's a pussy. It's just... He takes his beating off and there's just slime. Like a string of slime. Like, fucking...

That looks like a xenomorph's drool. Oh, my God. Exactly. Oh, my God. Yeah, there's... Tim Poole would be Tim Puss. Oh, great. Awesome.

Awesome. I'm on fire, dude. Guys, I'm sorry. I'll hang back. Let you guys get some of the fun. He's such a shit head. Well, look, I don't know. Whatever.

This guy's having a rough go and it's funny. Yeah. That's really it. Yeah, see what they deserve. It's like, man, it's this poetic justice. The thing about him, too, is it like, do you see there was another thing with him too where like some black lady approached him? And she was like, do you have you followed any of this, by the way?

I watched part of one of these streams. There was one. So there's a black lady who, like, stopped. him on the street or something. He was like, oh, we knew each other. And he was like, I don't remember. It's like, I'm Lana. It's like, and I was like, what happened to you? Like, I know you're not racist. Like, I knew you. Like, I know you. Like, you're, so what, what's going on? I didn't see the rest of it.

But I saw a clip of her later on saying that I guess she used to peg him or something. I don't know how true this is. Who the fuck knows? All this is bullshit. I feel like that keeps, that's always like the thing. But I like to believe it because it is, it tracks. That's where we, um, 100%. I, I'm on board with that Because I've heard This is like the third person

I've heard like Oh man this guy used to get pegged or something And I'm like yeah I'll believe it I don't care Yeah I don't care Like I'm good with that rumor Yeah you got the quartering going out there Like I don't do it all sorts of weird shit

Defending a woman Fucking his wife Yeah fucking Give me one minute to fuck your wife Go protect me You guys do tower defense for that shit Waffle stomping Waffle stomping his own feces

Into the fucking tiling in his kitchen I don't know what the fuck he's doing man I haven't caught up with it I pulled up a YouTube He deleted his Twitter. I did see that. The quartering. He's gone.

I saw that, but I don't know. I haven't kept up with the fallout at all. I was going to watch this. Somebody made like a documentary on him. His stock has crumbled. He's the nickeling now. He's done. He's over.

He's cooked. Yeah. He had a long run, man. He did have a long run. He got a lot of fucking money. Props to the quartering. Props to the quartering. The nickel.

He has a famous, my favorite thing that he ever seen. said was like, he was quote tweeting that guy. He said, fuck Hitler and he was like, yikes, there it is. Yeah. All time tweet. And there it is. Yikes. There it is. Or like, and yikes. And it's just like Imagine. Imagine imagine that out not being aware.

Like, what do you say to that? Because that's the thing too. It's like he's not aware. Like there's people who are savvy, right? And understand what it is they're doing. Like they're kind of, oh. And he is an engagement baiter. Right. But like, not clever. No. So like, there's no way he was like, this is dumb. Let me tweet it. He honestly

was like yikes this guy saying fuck Hitler like like if that's a problem at any point in history has ever been a fucking problem yeah cringe you don't like Hitler

that's crazy look I remember there was a time where it's like if somebody tweeted fuck Hitler I would think to myself it's like well that's lame because like duh

yeah it's very like who the fuck very normal it's like fuck authority oh yeah we know or like fuck or it would be like I don't even know

fuck rape and it's like oh yeah what are you what are you what are you saying are you naming versions of a Never mind.

Uh-huh. Nothing. Say it again. Say it again. He's, uh, he's, he's, he's ramping up. He's, uh, he's, he's, ramping up. Yeah. He's, uh, start your misogyny.

No, I'm not, I'm not doing that today. I'm not doing that one. Just only the, just racism today. Racism. Yeah, misogyny's, he's got his racism chippin. Masogyny's so last year. Okay. Racism is very.

Like, like, like it's pants or something. You're like, oh, so, that's out, dude. That's so, that's so two episodes ago. This is too, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that makes sense what was going on

I don't know son stop I'm about to I'm about to call this woman a cunt don't stop stop don't stop maybe so wild

if he could say if that was like the like he like this would like this would be great this would be a great origin for any superhero I think

instead of having like a father figure or like an uncle figure die they're just canceled uncle Ben just got like canceled for, like, tweeting racist shit

and, like, Peter Parker's like, I could have stopped him. I could have... Yeah, he lost everything. He lost everything. He lost our house. I should have told him not to tweet it.

He asked me if I should tweet it, and I was like, I didn't care. What is he? Are you doing from his account? Does he still become Spider-Man? Or what is he like? He becomes something. Nees something.

He's something. I haven't figured out yet, exactly. Yeah. I like the idea of that. I'm surprised the courting didn't, like, try to make that or something. Yeah. You know?

He would have had like a, it would be like, it would make a, Because he had that coffee company, right? That was like coffee brand coffee. Coffee brand coffee. So you should have a superhero as like superhero man or something? Yeah, yeah. My newest hero, superhero man.

Superhero man. I like that. From comics, comics, comics. It's my new company. Comics, comics. I guess it's not that far from like what DC Comics is now. It's now Detective Comics Comics Comics. It is also, yeah.

Well, a detective comic line. Yeah. Yeah. It's now DC Comics because it was detect. of comics and then it just turned it was it timely at first was that Marvel I think Marvel was timely comics at first I didn't know that I didn't know that I didn't see what look at that you're learning

hey DC had a name previously well also take it with a grain of salt because it's coming from yeah it might be completely funny I mean I'll take your word for it because I really don't care you know you also don't give a fuck at all like if it's wrong or not I'm like it yeah it doesn't have any bearing about it I gotta read more comics man I've been slacken I can't do it man I need

I need like Google glasses this project comics in my brainers. I just don't There's too much shit to do and I don't have comics aren't a part of it anymore. Books to general unfortunately like audio books I'm an audiobook guy now. I don't like that because I've still bought

like maybe three books in the past few years and they have not been read. They have not been read. It's literally just to take spots I'm fine. I've been trying to read more like I've been reading I think I'm like 60% of the way through this Games and Blood Sweat and Pixels. You ever read that? Do you know anything about that?

It's like a bunch of it's just basically like games industry stuff and it's like literally just all these stories about the development of a bunch of games. I'm on a Dragon Age Inquisition chapter right now. Ooh, that's cool. It is actually fucking interesting. I don't think there's much. I mean, we probably know,

between the three of us, we probably know a lot of the stuff that's already in there. So a lot of shit from Kataku. Just a lot of them talking about like dice and how like, or like not dice, but a frostbite and how much of a fucking pain it was.

And apparently like they just couldn't get, even cut scenes didn't work because like first person. I didn't even think about this until I was reading but I was like, oh yeah, they couldn't figure out how to do like check. points in save systems or like save systems because like shooters don't need those yeah like you don't save in shooters so like frostbite just didn't have it so they had like code all that from scratch was one character away from just collapsing as far as the code goes yeah like as far as like what

it was being described was like the fact that that game actually held together with minimal like when I played it because I played it when it came out inquisition is after reading as a bunch of the chapters as I've read, it's like, it's actually impressive that people enjoy it as much as they do, because it's like, I don't know how they even built this, really. Really? It looks, I was, I was, I was, I learned knowing that what we know. I was like, oh, I didn't, I didn't even notice. It wasn't, like, there was, it wasn't that bad.

Or I was trying to think of, like, I forced some bugs. Like, I had to, like, kind of, you know, fuck around. It was more, you're just floating and shit. And, like, I'm just doing, like, the fucking moonwalk. I'm curious to play. I'm more curious to play it now that I know so much about it. You should. They were talking about, like, even Dragon Age 2 and how, like, it was originally supposed to be Inquisition.

But then EA was like, they had, like, an MMO that was, like, fucking, they had an MMO that was, like, floundering. And I couldn't remember exactly what it was. But, like, it's, like, it got pushed out of the calendar year. And they were like, we need something. So, like, this Dragon Age game has to be in. And it's like, we can't, it took, like, eight years to make Dragon Age 1. We can't. We have 16 months to make a second one.

Yeah. So like it's actually Yeah Super obvious Dragon Age 2 is also impressive too from that perspective From what it is Yeah

It's actually learning that I think it was like 11 months or something That's so funny It was like 11 to 16 months It was something stupid That's not of them is so crazy That's like how they built Halo 2 in like 10 months It's just like how the fuck did you do that

Like I don't know That's some wizardry shit So That's crazy But it's a great book There's a lot of people get mad at game devs I'm like you guys got to understand Devs want to make good games

Of course they do They want to make good shit Imagine being able to take your fucking time, dude. Imagine like, what happens is we saw, but we saw what happens when they take their time too much and we got Silk Song, you know, where it's like, oh, no, they're taking their time they gave a game and they want and they probably were like, I like playing this game more than I care about releasing it. I'm just going to play this game a bunch.

And then it's like, hey, got a recent. They're like, oh, my bad. And they're like, hey, it's out in two weeks. That's the, that's the, that's the, like, far end of the example of like, all right, guys, you know, wrap it up. Like, I know, I get it. I get it. But you're being, you're doing the artist thing where.

Yeah, yeah. It's never good enough. You're like, no, no, it's just stop. The Star Do Valley chapter is all about all about that guy. Yeah. It's like one dude who made it. So he was like constantly like, like he would get really far into it. And it's like, oh, I'm way better at doing this now.

Let me go back and undo it. Like, oh, I'm better at doing pixel art now. Let me redo all the characters like six times or whatever. And it just takes forever. That's interesting. Yeah, that sounds like a cool book. It's a, it's a, I actually highly recommend it. I can't send audiobooks because I feel like when someone else speaks the words to me, it dictates how I depict.

I imagine it. I get that. Yeah, yeah. And then what happened? It's a good time save. Like for when you're driving or something. Yeah, it's a good time.

But for books like that, yeah, which like that's my thing. I'm, I'm more, I'm, are you fiction or nonfiction? Right now,

I'm completely nonfiction. Me too. Right now I'm completely exclusively. I can't. Nonfiction was what I did in school. I'm not doing that. Really?

All I did in school was, I feel like all I did in school was fiction. Yeah, that's all like surprised. I was a fucking bio student, dude. All I did was read shit about the world and like No, but your English class was, was like nonfiction?

You didn't read like the giver. The catcher. Great Gatsby. Great Gatsby hatchet. That's like high school stuff, dude. Like that's like, I understand, but like that's most reading up until like high school. Huckleberry's hard or whatever it was called.

All the literature I read for the most part was like create, even creative writing still have like a. Huckleberry and word. Yeah. Isn't that? Is that not? It's Enward Barry Finn. That's what it is.

Oh, right. My bad. I always forget. You know, the great Mark Twain, you know, he's really, he's, I'm sure he was racist, dude. Duh, what do you mean? I just haven't heard anything specifically, but you know. You know that story, Injun Joe? I mean, yeah.

I thought it was going to be a train. And I was like, oh, he's not a train. Look, on the scale, on, on, credit, look, credit where credit is due, on the scale of where racism could be and was, Mark Twain is probably not the worst you could find back now. I think it's crazy because they were like, that's true but then they were like she said of abolitionists that existed at that time too and it's like where the fuck did you guys come they weren't even non-religious abolitionists at the time where it's like nah this is bad

these are people and it's like huh that's such an unfortunate thing that even in high school when I was learning about US history talking about abolitionists was so like it was probably like a paragraph you know what I mean it was such a like non thing that they focused on where I'm like hey isn't that like really important to like focus on and maybe have people understand that like oh yeah since forever people understood that this is kind of fucked up i i look at it doesn't make sense i understand but it is kind of like a it is kind of like the vegan thing we're just like i know it's like i'm eating chicken i know i know it's very evil and like the the shit that goes into it and me in general like i'm

very aware yeah i'm participating in it anyway there's going to be like 200 years from now it's going to be like, what the fuck? These people were doing this? No, what's wrong with you guys? I understand it's a different thing, obviously. I just wonder... I would imagine most people intrinsically. Intrinsically, even back then.

Even if they weren't like a staunch abolitionist or didn't make it everything about like what they believed in or like everything about it. I would imagine most people, even back then, would see a slave getting whipped and be like... Subconsciously, I would say yes. I think there would be people... You'd be like, this is the way the world is, but like...

Subconsciously, I imagine like the... This is not my problem. I got caught. are to deal with. You know what I'm saying with like the fucking like all the bullshit for like, you know, like the stuff is happening right now with like all the Rovi weight stuff. Like a lot of people are probably like, oh, even people that are religious are like, this feels crazy, right? A little bit. Yeah.

I feel nuts to you sometimes. It's like stuff like that. But it's like what makes it craziest is the fact that like the leading force was freedom of slaves was religion. Like that was the greatest force that made it happen. But then there were people that were like not religious. just at all that we're like, no, this is wrong. It also kind of initiates it. It just kind of like, it initiated it, but like the belief in like that argument, that

conversation going back and forth and being like, these are God's people, they should not be in chains. Sure. It should not be served. That was like one of the, one of the greater forces behind it. It is a little embarrassing that we needed something like that to make such a baseline argument. I know, I agree. I know what you're saying.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like, someone's being like, oh, no, this is bad. You go to speak a German and it's like, what do you mean? Why is that a thing? And it's like, oh. I don't know. Like the fucking, like,

Kristol's Walsh's character and fucking Django. Best Tarantino character ever. I'll die on that fucking hell. He's fucking perfect.

You don't like Quinn Tarantino's character and Paul. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting character. Very.

Very, so the opposite of the character I'm describing. So necessary and important to the, to this plot.

Do you see that cartoon where like, it's, he opens up a, he opens up a black's only morgue? What cartoon is this? It's like some carty. It's not a real cartoon.

It's like some internet cartoon. It's like some, Some dude's like, this is my new business. So he actually has dead inward storage. I'd be like, oh, my God. That's crazy. It's a dumb idea, but I like it. He'd rather, he'd rather die than shake a racist hand is such a fucking wild scene.

Yeah, I got to be real. If I was in that situation. I would have to shook his hand. I'm like, I don't want to die. I'm shaking the hand and leaving. This motherfucker was like, ew! Oh! Shoots him.

Anyway. A fucking amazing scene, dude. Anyway. What can I say? Yeah. everybody listening go read go read more yeah read a little more yeah I actually forgot how much I liked reading until I was reading this read read read read properly read properly that are sorted are sourced correctly that shit is wild

reading through properly sourced uh like medical information is nuts yeah yeah that's a big leap yeah let's get let's just get in a read how was that a big leap it's getting it's so easy medical information what do you say read in general like reading about like reading all them but the uh the uh what's it called again telling people to run before the walk, man. That is true. We got people to hike before they crawl, man. This read in general.

Reading is, it's a good thing. It is. Yeah. Not T-shirts. I still read a lot. Like, I read more than, so like, the multitasking thing, right? But I'm still a lot of times I'm reading shit.

Like, say, whether it be an article or even like, I'll see people when they were fucking with chat GBT. You at the time they started using the audio thing and they're just talking back and to forth. To me, when I was fucking with it, it was all, just reading. I didn't do the talking to me. Yeah, I don't want it to talk to me. I was like,

no, give me all the information. Let me check this out and compiling. And I'm reading, I'm reading and reading. I'm like, oh, cool, yeah. Yeah. I have a huge problem with all reading things for me because of the fact that I just, the moment that someone starts reading something to me, it really, like, their voice changes what I envision.

That's interesting. Like that, but I have that thing where it's like, some people can't imagine things. I can imagine shit to the detail. Yeah, I just, I just, I probably schizophrenia like acute. like beginning of it. I think it's a skill. And I think that...

But I can't draw. Yeah, but I can't eat. What a waste. Yeah, it's so far. Because if I could draw, I'd be probably a great artist. It's just kind of like which way, which way, you know? Some people can do both and I wish, I wish I just practice drawing. I think that's all is I just not practice.

Because I feel like most, some people are born being decent at drawing. I don't think that's true. I think some people are born. I absolutely. I think it's absolutely true. Well, what I'm saying is like, I think some people are born with predisposition that I just, I don't think it translates literally what you're saying. I know what you're trying to say, but.

Because I feel like some people are born. You're like, oh, you know what I mean? Well, yeah, no, some people talk about literally born with it. It's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people have a, like, the edge. We have a predisposition to, we call it talent. Yeah, we call it talent. It's talent.

Yeah. Yeah, I wish I, I would have practiced. Kingston has no talent whatsoever. So it's like, it's kind of hard. You know what my talent is being fairly lucky. That's it. That's sort of lucky. It can be.

Yeah, I mean, it could. That is my talent. I do think people, I do think you make, you create, people create luck. They do. I think a perspective definitely shapes. The reason why there's so many of those dumb fucking books of like the science of getting rich or the strangest secret or the secret or anything, anything like that is you generating luck. That's what the fucking secret is. Befriend.

And first line. The biggest thing that like people need to do. And all those books. That's crazy. Every single book. Step one. Step one In his

In Jordan Peterson's book About like cleaning your room It's cleaning your fucking room Is like step 10 Yeah But like step one is like Befriend and defend Israel At all costs

At all cost No matter how much it's It seems like it's crazy to do You've got to defend Israel Never Never acknowledge it being a colonizer A means of colonization Never acknowledge it

I know. We know it's true. We get it. I'll be back after I've eaten all my beef. My 16 pounds of beef I've had allocated for this specific hour. My beef smoothies ready. He's 16 pounds of beef for every meal. And he drinks the fucking juice.

He like rings it out in a cup and drinks it. That's all he's doing. He brings it dry. Dinks bites into dry fucking cow effectively. Yeah. He's basically a fucking. Basically a fucking leather boot. And he's just like...

Bice through it like it's cake. I'm hurting so much. My iron is so high, though. Yeah, yes. He's basically, he's like sets off, like magnets or stick out. No, dude, he's magnetized. Ouch, oh, chouch. Anyway, the next thing, I guess is this is the roast of Kevin Hart.

Yeah. Calvin Hart's roast. That happened. Kevin. A bunch of comedians. Nick Mullin wrote for some of it. Yeah, I saw that he was like involved with it. Yeah.

Sounds interesting. Yeah. There were a couple bits that I saw that were pretty good. I don't like roasts generally. Yeah. I think they're kind of boring. I think it's, we need insidious ones. We need like really fucking mean ones, but no one's going to agree to that.

No, no, not it like. We need like really like. It was as mean as it was going to be. You know what I mean? Like the roast of Charlie Kirk's dead body The roast that's crazy On Burram The uh

Some guy goes Reaches in the ground Yakes the whole casket out It actually does We got a show tonight niggas And they run off with it That's crazy There's some good ones though

Like the Pete Davidson had that That Kirk joke That was pretty good Did you see it? I don't know if I saw that one I saw him He was laying into Tony Hinchcliff I saw some Hinchcliff

And he was like I can't remember He said like Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk In that he's definitely definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat. Yeah, that's good. Dude, I feel like he got it a lot.

I feel like, from what I saw, everyone was kind of like, fuck you, Tony Hitchcliffe. Yeah, yeah, they all took. I've never liked Chelsea Handler, but I was like, respect, you know? Yeah. Because she, she took a good jab. Same deal. Yeah, it was another gay joke and Nazi thing. Yeah, Shane Gillis had a good one about Chelsea.

Did you see that Chelsea, did Shane Gillis's Chelsea, he's like, he just goes up and he's like, Chelsea's a Zionist. And then he was like, Chelsea's a Zionist. Chelsea Handler had dinner at Jeffrey Epstein's house in 2010. That's awesome. And apparently it's just actually true, which is crazy. Just like just flaming her dude. Yeah, just like there wasn't even a joke attached to it. I think he said speaking of, oh, like, oh, the joke was, the first one was about abortion,

where it's like, yeah, I think she's been scraped more than the grill at Benihana. And they said, speaking of tossing shrimp to the mouths of little children, Chelsea Handler had dinner at Jeffrey Epstein's house in 2010. That's crazy. That's insane. There's some good stuff there I just don't care about the jokes He kept making about that lady's husband

Who killed himself was crazy That was crazy That was the only one I was like This is nuts Stop now Yeah What was the- Because Shane Gillis was a making fun

They were all doing it to be fair Yeah and I was like dude This is like I get it ha ha Yeah This is me It felt a little crazy I don't know there was context Who was the

There was I don't remember some lady There's a famous black comedic comedic voice I forgot her name She's like She's very very famous and like the proper comedy sphere, but she's a black woman.

So automatically he suppressed it. She's not Monique. She's not Monique. But she was, her husband killed himself. And they can make he jokes about it. I saw Shane Gillis rabbit fire three crazy jokes about it.

And I was like, you know, black don't crack. Unless you're him who jumped off a roof. Speaking of roofs. And he just kept like three strings of crazy jokes. And I was like, You, relax.

This is mean. That feels a little crazy. It's a little interesting to make jokes about that. It's pretty wild. Yeah. I don't know if that to somebody's face. I mean, it is ultimately fine. It's a, it's a roach.

I'm sure they all. They got to come to terms of like, what's going to probably be brought up there. They probably go to their therapy session beforehand. They talk to the therapist and be like, hey, these are just jokes. It's worth the back. I saw people.

It's worth the back. I saw people like, obviously, the predictable ones being like, I can't believe they made a Charlie, A disrespectful Charlie Kirk joke. Yeah, because comedy's not legal. Yeah, you can't, yeah. Sorry, you can't make jokes about Kirkie, you know. You should be saying faggots 1600 times in a row.

Why are you making a joke about Charlie Kirk? There's so many Negroes that make fun of you. I mean, I can't kill. Boom. There was a guy. I mean, if only. There's a guy, there's this like TikTok that went around of this fucking chud in his truck.

I saw it. Did you read? Yes. Yes. Because it's such a fucking comparison. Because he was like, oh, he was like, oh, I can't, I don't understand. Because like, I think he was mad about the Charlie Kirk jokes or whatever. And he's like, oh, but we can't call Michelle Obama an ape or a monkey.

And I'm like. You could call President Obama or you call President Trump a petal all day. Oh, something like that. Michelle Obama and ape. And it's like. I'm like, God. I hope a deer pops out, you know? He's driving.

I hope I do this just runs. He's in his truck. The fucking camera is like on the passenger seat. So it's at a weird angle up at him and stuff. And I'm like, everything about it is like, you really posted this yourself. You thought this was a good fucking idea.

I can make a joke about a person. But I'm, you can make a joke about a person. But I can't just be, call a black woman an ape for a racist piece of shit. I mean, you can make a joke about it, I guess.

But I did this. morning. Yeah, literally, I mean, literally. You can, I mean, hey, you can, and that's the thing that I hate, I can't, what makes me so mad about those people saying, oh, Charlie Kirkland, I'm like, I know you don't care. I know you're pretending to be outraged. Stop. Go away.

Yeah. Go the fuck away. He carries the flame, bro. I saw the, I saw some people, too, like, nobody of nearly any consequence, some random people, like, because Tony Hinchcliff had like a George Floyd joke, of course. Of course. But, but, like, you guys are the same, like, why you got to bring up George Floyd? I was like, guys, shut up.

It's a roast. This is what happened. Like, this is the kind of shit that, like, feeds into it. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. Listen, I know, like, people, I know people keep going, like, oh, they're comparing Charlie Kirk to George Floyd. I know.

It's like, first of all, fucking insane comparison. George Floyd, some random nigga that just got destroyed by the cop, by a cop. And then Charlie Kirk, a extremely public figure going and being crucified in college campuses. and then he literally got crucified, you know, like very different trajectories. They tried to bring the cross-up while you got shot right after. They're trying to put the cross-up, like, get it quick, get his body. That's crazy.

That would have been insane. The guy that cheered, I still can't get over that. Because I'm like, that guy was twisted for sure. He was like, hooray, turned it, hooray. To be immediately not nervous. To not be shocked at first. Yeah. And not in, because then you get internalized and be like, oh, wait, yeah, fuck that guy.

But immediately just like, my day is improved. Like, whoa. Not caring. You don't care. You don't care. You don't care. You tell the sniper to get you to. That must have been a time, though.

Like, imagine being there for that. That must have been a wild event. That's a historical event. Yeah, for some time. It really is. It's, uh, it's, his life got canceled immediately for some time. He did. And, and see.

Look, man. The amount of shit that. I still, to this day, I'm still seeing, I'll go in in the comment sections. I have nothing to do with him, Charlie, and still, like there's the one of him floating the pie. Like, he's floating, because it was a Drake one. It was like an AI Drake thing of Drake like hovering over the scent of a pie. And now I just keep still seeing these type of chocolate. I love it.

It has nothing to do with the subject. There's just a Kirk floating. I will say this. I have, I hold real disdain for that man, right? I really think he's like He was a piece of trash that deserved Something bad happened to him Maybe not quite to degree

Not quite that Yeah, that he got That is that one I was hoping That is crazy It's that one always Like I feel like Charlie Kirk deserved Like his family growing up over time

And like his daughter His daughter being like His daughter kind of like Being like oh what the fuck What have you Like I You know what I mean Like that's really what it

Right That's the most poetic nature Now she's gonna be probably or like the family, I don't know how many kids he has, but they're unfortunately you're probably inclined to to defend him. Yeah, he's like way deified to them now. Yeah.

I will say it's like the whole getting everybody to take it seriously. Like, man, that did not work. Oh, no. Yeah, he's a joke. That really backfired. He's really a joke. That's crazy. Every time he's brought up,

it's a joke. At least one person in a conversation laughs at him. Yeah. Or it's just all this AI. It is crazy. I think he's the most AI person ever is probably him. It's entirely possible. I think there's a, I don't have stats on this, but like based anecdotally, I have to assume that's true.

Kirkification. There's a fucking word for it. There was no rockification or Drakeification. George Floyd got a lot as well. There's no word for that. Yeah. It's not like Floydinating or something. You know what I mean?

Like percification is a. real term. And I got to say, like when I see it, I smile. Yeah. It's funny. Charlie Kirk's presence today makes my day better.

I feel bad for his kids, his kids growing up because like, they're going to go to school. That does suck. Yeah. They're going to go to school. They're going to get made fun of it. It's going to be like,

they're going to be homeschool. They're going to be home school. Oh, that's true. Only shot the school up. They're going to be. There's a, there's a thing of a white boy scrapping, right?

And they put Charlie Kirk's face over it. And it's the funniest shit. ever because there's this little white boy that's rapping with the most like guttural like like fucking indiana accent ever and i'm like this is what is an indiana accent they saw it's it's like it's like how do it do it because there's indiana where you do it i can't quite do it because like there's people from indiana there's like we say this all the time we have a friend from indiana good friend and we're like yeah you wouldn't know because you don't talk to people you don't respect them so you wouldn't get it. But like one of our friends of Indiana, but he's from the part of Indiana where it's

right next to, I think, Chicago, technically, maybe not. It's Union City wherever in Indiana. I know that's the name of the place. Oh, okay. All right. I didn't know that was Indiana for some reason. It's like right on the line between there and somewhere else. Yeah, yeah. But he's from right there. And it's like, good ending him is being from that place and bad endings being from Gary, Indiana. He'd be completely different. He would just be like the most niggified white person we've ever seen in our lives. Because you go from, like, where he's from is like an hour from that part, Indiana, and white people there act entirely different. It's like the most shocking thing ever.

And I'm like, hey, let's go back in time, make you be born in that place, see that version of him. Yeah. Yeah. And I really, dude, there's one female rapper from Indiana right now. She's a white girl. And she, her accent is so unbelievable that she sounds like, she sounds like if blues clues was Tadibonics. Like it's crazy It's like the most

She does the That's how she's Imagine that But trying to say human words I can actually I kind of can That's disgusting Her accent is crazy

That's disgusting It's mad People with accents Gross Everyone has accents And will you please have a boring dialect like us We don't have accents

Americans Americans But when you When you compare like say American dialect to other people's whimsical rolling and up and down. Yeah, it's a fake thing. But our monotone, like right now, this is monotone is fucked. I think because we're only talking to each other, man.

No. No, no, no, no, no. Every time I've left the country, people are like, you have an American accent. Of course they do. But did you not just hear what I said, our monotone way that we speak versus people's up and down, the rollings of the tongues and all the shit that they do? So if you just look at audio while we're talking, you'll see how boring it is versus talk to it.

an Italian. That shit is popping off like crazy. Not to mention Americans come from, we're such a big ass fucking country. But you understand what I'm saying, though. Like, because people from Atlanta don't sound anything like we do. Right, right. So it's fucking absurd. That's what I'm talking about like our. Our dialects. What I'm saying is like we have monotode, like

the people of us in the room right now. We're internet online. We're terminally online niggas. So I think our accents are more homogenized. Well, even before that, because like the internet wasn't really a thing when we were going up. I mean, there's just people who sound like us all over the country. And then there's the weird valley speak that took over. and it started migrating, and then you have

Southern shit, and then you have Transatlantic. You have all this dumb shit, right? The point is that we have, we speak like proper people. Everybody else is perceived as proper. Everybody else speaks like a fake. Like they're all like, I don't know, your cartoon character is all you.

It's like ridiculous. Like just speak like a person. Hearing my sister speak, because she's like a very much so a New York person. And the way she talks is so different the way I speak. Does she sound like fucking like like Rizza or something? Yes. I love that.

That kind of New York. I love that. Like someone that grew up listening to Wooten Clan. She sounds like that kind of person. They say New York? Like New York? She doesn't, no. She doesn't say that.

New York? New York. She doesn't even say to city. She doesn't even say New York. Like she's like she refused to say New York. Okay. She's refused to say it. Nah, fuck that.

I've never, I've never really heard her say New York ever. I've heard her say the city. Hey, could you say New York for me real quick? I want to call her right now, but I feel she's going to say something fucking out of pocket. Why? If I can't have you. I want to hear that.

Yeah. What do you mean? That's good for the... What do you mean? All that. It's like, Oh, no. Right.

He's like, remember when you got gang raped at 19? I'm like, ah, tipped. It's like, ah, T. Oh, no. I click it and I hang it up. Yeah. Did you get gang raped at 19? Not that I remember.

I mean, why did that come up? She's unlocked. There's something crazy. Like, it's a wild thing to be said. Remember, remember, remember, remember, remember. I want you to remember it. Mew-Roo.

Yeah. I want you to have an existential crisis right now just from remembering that you got getting, right? I don't think I've been late. At 19. It's an old age to forget something. You're like, what, 6, 3, 6, 4? You're like, in high, you're, you're fucking, you're already built. I was athletic.

I was at the verge of time. And dude did two 5-4 guys just pinned you down. And then the other other non-5-4-4 people had fucking had their way with me. That's insane. Anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to move on to, bro. We're going to move on the questions. Four.

We're going to move on to questions from our fans over at patreon.com slash the snark tank, of course. Let me get that for a minute. Remember. Let me get that. It's crazy. You can write into the show over there. There's many different tiers.

You can get it for a dollar. You can get it for a dollar that's add free early access to the audio. It's good. It's good price. We got like 500 niggas on that tier. Yeah, it's good. It's good. 100 people.

That's cool, man. Five, what the fuck was that? He was like trying to make sure that he'd do the words. I'm reviewing human words. Yeah, yeah. 500 people. Oh, good Lord. Anyway, so let's see, let's see what this is.

What the fuck? Dick's so hard my pants lift up like a garage door eroded. It says, Chris, grape soda is so good. What the fuck? Did I mention? Like, this is probably because I, at some point we must have talked about. Yeah, I said it was good. And you were like, you don't think it's good.

Yeah, I just like, I didn't grow up with it really. And when I had it, it was just like this is not. Grape to me is like, first of all, grape flavor doesn't taste like grapes at all. It is probably the most different flavor to, like, in my, in my view. Watermelon. Watermelon is banana. Watermelon is very different.

Watermelon's crazy. But like, watermelon I can almost. Blue raspberry. That shit doesn't taste. Well, blue raspberries aren't real. It's not even a thing. It's just a thing they created like pink lemonade. Blueberry and raspberry and raspberry.

Asbury, that's it. Like, what the fuck is? It's not, though. It's literally just fake. The color blue, the color red. What is pink lemonade? It's literally just pink lemonade. But like, why?

What, like, it's died. I've never looked like what the difference between, like, what the fuck did they add to make it? I think literally, you'll never find fresh squeeze pink lemonade is not a real thing. It's exactly. So it's kind of like, and the same is like blue razz, it's like, okay, so it's just pink for the sake of it being pink. It literally, there's no difference.

I thought there's like the flavor is a slightly different. I, you can look it up right now I kind of swear to God I've never tasted a difference between Pennsylvania I swear to go it might be

it might be it might be totally in my head I swear to God it might be my head my ex-girlfriend one time she was like oh man I hate don't you hate like hearing

the squish when you like when you step on a spider and I was like the fuck the squish like she's like you can hear the crunch she's like you can hear the crunch

and you step on spiders and bugs like that yeah that's true not a spider no not a fucking spider I've never killed the spider like that Like that have a hard exoskeleton

Like say like a bigger roach or something You might be able to hear something maybe Obviously like if you stepped on like a beetle Clearly they have the hard fucking exoskeleton But point being Where is she's from? Is she American? No no no no she's not But the thing is probably why The spiders back home she probably has to step on them with her back

No it's just one of those psychosomatic things Where like you kind of and it might be the same thing for me with Pink Limited where I may think that it tastes different It doesn't I remember Quiznos I used to go to Quiznos all the time Oh, yeah. Chicken, chicken carbonara. I'm so sad about it.

But they also, they had a really good pink raspberry lemonade that tasted fucking divine. But that was like a different, that was raspberry lemonade. And it was like a very particular kind. So,

never mind. What were you going to say? I wanted it's like a. Raspberry piss. There you're going to say? Oh, pissberry lemonade. Oh,

I knew it had to, it was, it was piss oriented in some way. Because you were thinking the same drug probably too. You were mullied over. You were mullied up. You were mullied by a funny idea.

I was not thinking that. Is there a pissberry? Look at up, Derek. Derek, Jamie, get the clip. Let's go. Pull up, Pisbury. I'm going to kill myself, Joel. There's a Pissberry.

I don't know. I swear to God, Pink Lemonade. It says, while classic lemonade is solely lemon juice, sugar, and water, yes. Pink lemonade often features a more berry forward or candy-like flavor profile.

So they say cranberry juice or strawberry puree. That makes sense. I was thinking cranberry the whole time because I was like, that's the thing that's... Yeah, the more I'm looking.

I don't taste it though. People are saying it's a little bit of cranberry. Cranberry is such of like if you're only going to add a little bit of cranberry or something, you're not really going to taste it because it's kind of a nothing. Yeah, I think it's more for the color probably than anything. I actually like cranberry juice a lot. It's great. Cran grape is one of the

best. Cran grape is fucking delicious. I had my life so much sugar to though. I had to I literally had to stop drinking it because I was just potion. I think I've ever been It's the best. I think like a little. It's the best. Crank grape is fucking delicious, dude. It's so good. It might be genuinely the best juice I've ever had. I think I gained like five pounds just drinking that shit, dude.

Because like, dude, in like probably eight ounces, probably 45 grams of sugar. Like, it's bad. That's insane. Yeah. It's fucking scrumptious, though. It's really good. It's so fucking good. I believe it scrumptious.

Like, it's, as an adult, like I. I love to drink that right now. I can't because I just stop being pre-diabetic. I can't go back. You immediately just cross the threshold. You're dumbie. You are fucking safe. My toes immediately get numb.

Immediately. What is, uh, Jesus Christ? All right. Trapped behind, uh, the glory hole in Sweene's bathroom, send help, Rodin. It's a glory hole in. This is, uh, is there not? You've used my bathroom. Both are you used my bathroom.

There's no glory hole there. Well, I'm not looking for a glory hole. How do I know you haven't put one in recently? Yeah. You haven't been there in a while. You want to come over and see I have no glory hole? You, but now you've, you can just take it down. Yeah, you probably just call Lily and tell her to hide the glory hole.

Hurry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little yard of glory hall. She's like, oh, I can. Again. We shouldn't have put this in cakes that we were just going to hide it all the time. Anyway, he says, what's up, Diddlers? In episode 403, Derek and Sweeney were discussing examples of racism they've experienced.

What a surprise. I remember that. This reminded me of a friend's grandma that used to refer to Brazil nuts as N-word toes. Yeah, classic. I've heard that, like, this must be really common because I've either people or stealing that. Like, you know how there's these like urban legend tales they hear? Oh, there's these kids named Orangelo and LaMondolo.

Like it's orange jello and orangeello. And like, I've been told that by my aunt. And now I've questioned. I'm like, did she really have that? Because she's a teacher. And I'm like, did you really? Or you just fucking repeat it like everybody else? And I wonder about that too.

Because I'm like, there's enough people. I've heard that too many times. Yeah. Maybe it's just true though. It's like, yeah, everyone calls the those. Yeah, go ahead. I could believe that. I mean, there's like a lot of weird.

Like I think there's an. ice cream somewhere, I think in either Russia or Ukraine or somewhere, it's in like that part of the world. Somebody's like videotaping like the menu of this ice cream truck. And like one of them is the Barack Obama and it's just like a chocolate ice cream. And the other one is the dirty Jew. And I can't remember what flavor it is. It's like blue something. But it's the Israeli flag or whatever.

So like I could believe like. Wait, what? I swear to God. I swear. So I'm sure that somewhere out there there's like a child going, like, like, I want a 32. They're not even thinking of it. They probably don't even know anything about it.

They don't know about Israel and how evil there. So like, I could see maybe Nward toes being like that in Brazil especially where like. You know who said that a Brazil is frighteningly black. It's insane. Foreign man. Foreign. He told the story about that when he went

to college in the Midwest. It's a foreign man from our foreign man. What's going on my people? My foreign man. Of course. That's how he sounds. Why do y'all have gaps? What the fuck's going on?

I don't know why it's common, dude. My, my, uh, Jojo watches this, uh, chick who's from, um, might be Barbados. I can't remember, but she says she lives in Florida now. Guess what she has? Love her skin, nice dark.

She takes her real good, big-ass gap. And I'm like, what's going on over there, bro? I don't know why we all have gaps in our teeth. The fucking, the air is,

because I, I'm the only one that has a gap in my teeth. Oh, yeah. No one else in the world has a, Caribbean. But I'm the only, in my family least, but I'm the only one that's Jamaican.

No one else is Jamaica in my family. Does King Dad have a gap? I don't remember it. I think it has a moss. I don't fucking know. And I like opened his mouth and his teeth starts spinning like a fucking sawblade. That's so disgusting.

It starts burrowing into the ground. See, he's like a... He hibernates. Slowly the color of the area starts fucking dissipating. That's fucking awesome. You have a really interesting dad. Yeah, man.

Have you heard? Well, The question is, have you heard anyone say anything so out of pocket, such as this in your presence, thanks and stay gay. I'm sure, probably. I don't think I remember it. Our friend Kyle was a member of our, one of our friends. Oh, he's his landlord? Yeah.

He said he was just having a conversation. And then someone just dropped a heart on the middle of the conversation. He got scared and didn't know what to do. Yeah. Because if someone hurt, he's just trapped now with someone that talks like that. Yeah. That's a rough situation. Oh.

Unfortunately. Yeah. I think it's a landlord too because it's just like you don't want to be like too like retaliatory. Like if it was just some random dude, it's like, oh, fine, all right, I'm leaving. But like your landlord is like, fuck, I got to be like somewhat. Do you guys remember the classic video of the guy being like, hey, we're here checking out now. We're still like stuff with N-Words. And it was like, oh, dude, I love that video.

The video is like, hey, I'm with the solar company down the street. We're just going around talking to N-Words. I'm sorry, man. Neighbors. My apologies. That was a crazy slip, dude. did it by mistake and it's fucking hilarious.

I just, I just can't. Because he's so disappointed. I cannot believe I did that. But why are you so afraid that you're going to say that? He's not, I've seen a black person in weeks.

That's the point. That's the thing though. I guess it could be like, you don't see, you're not seeing this person as just a person. That's the, that's the problem that I'm having. Yeah.

Because that doesn't happen. That would never happen to me because I'm like, my first thought is, you're just a person. And then I only give description if it's a part of the story I'm telling. Yeah. And for a lot of people,

It's just not that. I've never had that moment. There's a Chinese person or a black or this. And I'm like, all right, you didn't need to say that, but okay, go ahead.

Raisism is very conscious, conscious for me. Like, it's not like an unconscious thing. And I think saying stuff like that has never really happened to me. I've definitely said the N-word before, but I've never like racially profiled someone by mistake. Oh,

no. It's always been delivered. It's insane. Yeah, it's always been like, I want to see this. It's usually, like,

to make me laugh off a situation that makes me angry. like say if you're driving and somebody does something really stupid until first thing I'll say something wild and then immediately it's funny because it's so wild it's like you he's calling that guy a fucking ape it's so wild it's funny so then the idea is just kind of laughing there's genuine part of that is genuine

part of it okay the bad example because yeah I understand what you mean the other part of it that's not genuine the through line is there I get I hear you coming from he was so quick to correct He was like, no, let me correct you. I meant this. I really, I'm serious.

I'm serious. You're one of the types that tries to, you know, change my words. No, I know what I said. And I know what I see. Excuse me. I didn't mean to. I know what I see. You're such an asshole.

I love that. I really hope that that guy sees this fresh. I don't know what the hell is this real name. I want him to get really excited to do this. Like, it would be amazing. Yeah, yeah. He'll literally chimp out. Okay.

Is this name like something like Winston or some shit? He's some sort of like the fucking Overwatch guy. Like isn't it? Listen to his name something like that. I don't know. I hope he's not Caribbean. I hope he's African. So there's just some sort of disconnect.

He was a Caribbean. I'll be really sad. Let's look up fresh and fit. Hey, watch it. I'm wearing shoes. Watch it. I didn't touch your feet. I got shoes on.

Mainly because they're conversant. I just didn't feel like taking them off. He's got some new chucks. Well, they look fairly new. I'm not sure. They're old. I just rarely wear them because they're so tedious to tie compared to like my other slip.

Yeah, the high tops, right? Yeah, yeah, those are... I haven't worn sneakers proper in a little while. Sneakers? Yeah. I still wear... I still... No, I still mostly.

I've been wearing crocs and shit and chanclas and stuff like that, so... I'm a chancler guy, for sure. Yeah. I'm really sad that I lost... I had these ones that went all over the country. There are these stupid Rolling Stone ones that were so perfectly comfortable, and then I left him in Greece.

They're gone. You know, they're slathering oil. They fucking... They fucking... drown them in olive oil. Drown and they tried to fuck them. They tried. They made a serious effort to fuck.

They put them in a fucking uteral. I saw, as I was on the plane, I saw them do it. Yeah, you're pinpoint. You, you, you, no. Well, we got a ride in from bananas. Hey, look that, banana with a donkey Kong profile picture. So shout out to my three favorite white boys. Longtime listener, first time subscriber, welcome.

I started listening to y'all when I was a junior in high school and now I'm graduating from college. Oh, wow. In college, I studied chemical biology. Look at that. Nice. Insane. It always baffles me. That's kind of like, this is kind of like, um, whenever somebody with like a serious, uh, educational background writes into the show, it kind of feels like, do you know that, um, do you know, uh, verner Herzog that, uh, that he's, like some sophisticated documentarian guy.

but he's like this whole thing is that he's like really intelligent he gave like he was interviewing or doing an interview with some guy and he was like I love wrestling wrestling is this he's such a beautiful and he's talking talking about it is if it's like this like really spiritual thing I'm like that it's crazy this guy well this guy this intelligent guy likes the dumbest fucking garbage in the world it's drama dude that's what he said drama yeah it's liar I mean it's fun I just don't want I don't like when people try to pretend it's like more than it what it is. You know what I'm saying?

It's meant to be a, it's meant to be a soap opera. Like there's nothing. There's nothing wrong with watching dumb garbage that's fun. Don't fucking tell me this shit is like really sophisticated. Don't, don't do that. The thing is that. You can't dictate people's experience from things they are.

I can, to me, it's as simple as this. It's why I hate fucking video essays because they always do that with shit that they really enjoy. They have to prop it up and make it more than what it actually is. And I'm like, bro, just, why can't you just be like, I know this is fucking silly, but I fucking love it.

The thing is that what it is, it is to you. I know what it means to them. But there's also objective reality of what it is. It's fucking silly. Because some things are dumb, right? Like, there's something that are dumb on the most basic level. Like, I think, like, never may cry. It is fun to overanalyze and do that kind of thing.

Yeah. But never may cry is stupid. And it's fundamental of, right? Like, the idea of devil make cry for the most part. Fucking anything like that. Two half demon brothers is very stupid, right? But there's symbolism in their names, the colors they wear, how they oppose each other so adamantly that there is a deeper meaning to it that people can absorb. There's nothing wrong with that.

If you start adding lore to something that's stupid, that's fine. My thing is when somebody, like, say the guy explaining about how, like, how beautiful wrestling or whatever he's saying, he's like putting it on a pedestal. I'm like, I understand you really like this thing. You don't need to sell it to me in a fucking fancy way or convince me. Just tell me like, hey, man, I love. love what these people do. Here's why. This is what they here's the character. Here's this. Let me show you why I love this athleticism. And they're like, oh, that sounds pretty fun. If you're explaining to me in a way that it's like it actually matches what's happening,

I'm completely cool with it. And I'm like, I want to give it a shot. Don't oversell it. Like this is the greatest thing since fucking, I don't know, I was going to say sliced bread, but that's so overused. But you know, like, oh, this is the, this is so fucking awesome. I'm like, all right. It's the greatest thing since, uh, no, what's the best thing since sliced Since sliced, that's what I was trying to think of, like, what's the next? What? It's the best thing since a, since a flattened Gaza. I agree.

The best thing. The best thing since they flattened Gaza. He throws that out at, like, parties. Did you know I changed my name, right? My name wasn't always in Yahoo. You know that, right? Yeah. And it's like, oh, yeah, you're the worst.

You're a plague. Anyway. Oh, I love their children. Anyway, I'll continue. Yeah, go ahead. I'm going to go now. All right, bye, by Benjamin, then, yeah.

Thanks for stopping by. I love you. I'll see you later. See you later. We have plans. No, we don't. We have many plans. You have to go to California,

Pitchin Kitchen. Sitting down with Benjamin and Yahoo's crazy. Never. Never. A million. I just couldn't do it. I couldn't be seen. I kind of want to talk to him and be like,

dude, are you serious? Like, do you? If I can, well, you're in luck. Benjamin and Yahoo. on in. We cut to the camera. Price is right.

Has he come to the stage? Has he come to state since everything's happened or no? No, he's kind of been over there. I have no idea. Because a lot of states are like, what can I arrest you if you just touch down here? Yeah, he probably's been here. On the low, probably. Because like everyone's welcome here.

Yeah, yeah, probably. I mean, fucking we're still, we're still the only like people propping up dictators and shit, you know, like, oh, welcome. Well, hey, Azerbaijan, you're fucking kind of shitty. Let's have some USC events over. You know what I mean? Like, we're the only one that's still doing shit like that, dude. The rest of the world's like, oh, we're not going to do that.

Sanctions. We're going to back away. Yeah, I don't know. It sucks. I really hate that. Like, I'm like, yeah, I'm a part of this. I hate that, dude. In college, I studied chemical biology and ended up getting my degree in it.

But while I was there, I also fell in love with acting and directing. Oh, interesting. And decided that I was going to pursue entertainment after college instead because I'm a delusional dumbass. Well, I mean, you got your degree in fucking chemical biology. You're good to do whatever you fuck you want now, I think. I would imagine. Like, that's a pretty, that sounds like a, I mean, who the fuck knows, I guess?

It's pretty good at this point. That sounds like a pretty good degree. Are you mostly focused on like proteins and stuff like that? Or is he like, this is the question to you if you read that, if you hear this. Yeah. I mostly focused on like, or are you mostly focused on like, like what side of, what chemical side are you focusing on? Seamen.

Well, wait for his response, I guess. Yeah. Because that shit is interesting to me. I think the fact that there's so much. Comologists. What? I think that should. is really interesting. I think the chemical side of

biology is super cool. Yeah, anyway. He says, I also decided that after college I was going to move to L.A. because I am also from upstate New York. Shout out Syracuse, aka Hell on Earth. Syracuse is not great. It's not fantastic. It's not hell. That's Buffalo. Buffalo is effectively hell on Earth.

Buffalo is fucking garbageness. Buffalo sucks. Buffalo sucks so hard. It's not from Syracuse. Calm down, man. There's a lot of brothers over there, you know. Yeah. It's unfortunate It's unfortunate that they're there Like

It's very black That can go Two different We can take that in two different ways I'll let you determine It's a Roershack test Whatever you think I'm in That's what you think

I'm in That's what you think. No dude I actually The only people I know from Buffalo Are white guys that sound Like to do the wigger thing You know what I mean There's like

Oh You know, it's just like, brother, you don't, you, I'm sorry. What up, though? It doesn't work. It doesn't, you got braces. Every Buffalo person I know that's a black person is like literally like fucking heavy drug deal. And it's like, holy shit. Heavy, heavy, like big and big into weight.

Now, Buffalo sucks for a lot of reasons. It's not really New York. You're like basically Canada. You have this like pretend. There's this like pretend like, look at how tough we are kind of thing going on just because it snows. Like fucking, okay. Yeah. It's still buried on their ice and die.

Right. It snows to the point your car is not usable to you. It's trapped out there. It's trapped into snow. I'm just like, you deserve this. I don't know. Like, what are you doing over there? Just so you could be like, what, kind of close to Niagara Falls?

Guess what? Water is falling. Whoa. Yeah. I want to jump off Niagara Falls, but I feel like. You should do that. You really should. I do it like a barrel and I jump down and I immediately hit a rock spike spears through.

Yeah, like it's pretty high up to. They can clearly see me from a video. Like Venom and Spider-Man 3. Did that happen? Yeah, he gets impaled. Does he? I don't think that happens. What do you mean?

Is that... He's lying. He doesn't get mailed. No, this is actually... I swear to God. Is this a different Spider-Man? Is that the game? Three? Yeah.

It's the 360 game. He gets impaled. It's actually incredibly violent. And I remember being like, what the fuck? Why is this here? In the game, you just... Blood just gushing out of him. And he just twitches and die.

There's a boss fight in that game where you have to fight your... Your black suit Spider-Man. you fight Craven, you whip Craven's ass and you have to fight a fucking Calypso-magic-fired version of the reptile lizard where you have to Mario throw him into buildings or like metal beams. That's not true at all.

Yes, 100% true. What are you saying? What is this? What game is? You fight in Spider-Man 3. That's not true. 100%. I would actually bet money.

I'll wait you to $100 right now. You fight lizard after you fight. So what happens? You fight Craven. He gets like various powers of animals. And after you beat him with the black suit, you have to fight a version. of the lizard, you have to throw into like some sort of metal beams to get down his shoe,

then you beat him up. 100%. I don't remember the scene. I don't think, I think you fight the lizard before you get the black suit in Spider-Man. And then you fight him again when he's amped up by Calypso, 100%. Calypso's in that game? Yeah, because Craven's in the game. I, whatever.

I don't know. I don't remember. I'll bet $100. I know that boss fight because I hated it. I feel like it's not exactly right, but like, whatever. I never played that game, unfortunately. Yeah. I played both versions, though, so like I'm.

kind of mixed up because I know I played one I played one with Morbias in it as well and Morbys in that one he's in the PS2 version I know that Craven's in the 360 one he's in the PS2 version of Spider-Man 3 which is like whatever I love that game was you can fight as Peter Parker on the street so you're like in the street yeah yeah or or even like venom and it's like what the fuck you're like on the street

some guy street clothes just like in a fight like whoa look at that guy go on the proposed and you get knocked off the hood like the scooter in the beginning of the movie you can fight Harry as that guy Ah, it's fun. I want to get those games again. They're all gone, though. I know. Syracuse, aka Hell on Earth.

And I finally made it to L.A. about two weeks ago. And thus my question is, if you have any advice for someone new to the city, can be as simple as places to go or to avoid, or just what's the cheapest place to get groceries? Do not come. Do not come. Do not come. Best advice immediately. Preferably try to get a place if you want to go in direct and get a place in Glendale.

You're not come. Best bank for your buck with location. Yeah, Glendell is the most affordable. What else? Food shopping. A lot of Trader Joe's have pretty affordable prices. Trader Joe's? Yeah.

That's really not. I don't agree. You got to go to like... Really? You can go to places cheaper, but for like good quality food? Food for less, smart and final. Yes, smart and final. I would recommend food for less.

What was the thing I said earlier? Oh my God. Super King. It's pretty good from what I remember. I haven't been to Super King in a while. That's good for groceries. also got some banger snacks but

yeah I don't know man it's uh Glendale's kind of nice if you're avoiding the residential the Americana's a nice area there's a lot of good cool stuff there

I would say I don't know man the only way the only place that I would say stay away like is there a place that you would say stay away from I don't know Skid Row is not ideal but like that's obvious

you're not no one's really going over there no one's really going over there no one's over going cross through it sometimes though if you need to go somewhere. Yeah, but that's like that's, you know, like that's, you know, you're going past

you're not going to it. Um, I would say, I would say, just understand that you're not going to, like, depending on where you are, you're kind of landlocking yourself. In the sense that like, you can go to Santa Monica if you want, but like, just, so what I'm saying is this. Just because you live in LA and other people live in LA

doesn't mean that you live, you both live in the same place. Yeah. Like you are, you are ostensibly incredibly far from everybody. Like, if, if, if, if, if you live in, in Glendale, like you're never going to see people that you know in like Santa Monica.

Yeah. And if you do, it's going to be fucking incredibly rare. Oh, Long Beach, you're never going to see those people. Good luck. I recommend. Nope. Live by so, if you're in one of those places like Glendale or something, get yourself, I got myself an electric scooter for 150 bucks, goes 15 miles an hour,

and you can just go to a train station, and I'll take you at a lot of different places that, so the train, especially the metro runs through bird Bank through Glendale. You know, it could take you to Union Station by downtown L.A. So there's a lot of good shit around there to where you can be connected to a lot of important places and if you need to travel.

But yeah, like he says Santa Monica, there is no good way to get over there, which sucks. Yeah. He's in East L.A., it seems. Or not East L.A., east of Hollywood. East Hollywood, okay. So you're in to think of it. I'm trying to figure out of suggestions. You're surrounded by a lot of, you're surrounded by a lot of, you're surrounded by a lot of

stuff. That's a good place to be when you're young. What do you say? I think of the suggestions for California, like things up like, oh, you should probably watch off of this if you live here. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I would say. Nothing really, man. It's not really that crazy, to be honest. Like, the fear mongering about it is just like not really that accurate. Like I said, there's no reason to be going to Skid Row.

But even Skid Row, as far as I understand, isn't as dangerous as, like, people assume. Yeah. So, like, don't go there. But like, there's no reason. You're going to be driving to. And if you drive through, you're driving to. There's no, there's no reason to be there.

There's no reason to be there. There's no reason to be there. There's no reason to be there. A friend of ours does some, like, charity work over there. And it's like, it's been completely fine. Yeah, that's the reason why you'd go there. Other than that, there's no reason to go there. That's true.

Yeah. Unless you need somewhere to stay. Oh, you know what? If you're in East Hollywood, uh, try and trek down to, because, um, it's closer than than we are, but it's still not super close. There's a place called Birdies. They used to be called Duchess. It's a chicken place that's open, like,

they make amazing fucking sandwiches. They're open to like 3 a.m. or something like that. That's by that comic book store. It's by where Jalen used to live on a South Broadway. And it is so fucking, that might be my favorite fucking place. I love that. Oh, food spots.

You're in California. But you'll be fine. You'll find great stuff. You'll find good stuff. Anyway, we're going to move on. The best thing about living here is the amount of particularly breakfast. There's so many insanely good breakfast spots in this. Particularly breakfast?

Yeah, dude. I don't know if I agree with that. In California, in Los Angeles County, there's so many insanely good breakfast spots. It's absurd. I don't know if I can think of one. To me, the best spots are in the South Central. It's kind of hard. It's kind of annoying to get over there.

Pasadena has great spaces. Burbank has good places. Glendale's fine. Do Pasadena off a lake? There is a fucking. There's a Louisiana chicken That is also

Connected to a China Express Fucking That sounds pretty good Amazing I would get the chicken chalmin from there And then I would get my chicken nuggets There's a lot of great Asian food In Pasadena

Los Felice A ton of really good spots To Yeah There's good places everywhere Like this Like this food here Like

I miss Caribbean food I really do But there's a lot of Really good food here man Tacos El Gordo There's one I think there may be one in a general area. The thing that does bother me, ironically, is there?

I thought there's only one in San Diego. San Diego, that's what I meant. That's the only place tacos al-Grodo, and then there's one in Vegas. There is? Yeah. The food here that bothers me the most is ironically the Mexican. I don't like that they don't have beans, though. It kind of saddens me.

Why, they're in a canada fries? They don't have beans in tacos at Grotto. They don't sell beans there. At all? It's just, it's straight up authentic Mexican food. And I know beans are like very tied to Mexican food, but when you're a taco place, they don't fuck with beans. They don't put fucking tacos and beans.

So they did add fries and then they put like they have everything, but there's no beans there. I'm like, fuck. Those carnets out of fries are crazy. They're very good though. That's crazy. I've like, I had them and I was like, these are insane and we were leaving. Me and Lily got another order by we're leaving. Nice.

Downtown San Diego is fucking weird. That's a weird fucking place. I haven't been there since I was very young. It's so, it's so strange. The San Diego in general? I just wish fucking I haven't been there. Yeah. Oh, this is interesting.

I know. I need to go. That is the best part of Cali, I think, man. San Diego is so fucking nice, man. It's definitely like top three people say. It's really San Diego and then like there's a particular point in the Bay Area that you like right before you reach San Fran. I'm not going over there. I'm not going to.

I mean, I'm sure. I'm sure it's great. Beautiful. It's too far. Services here got really good food. I bet the Chinese food's fucking amazing. Yeah. It's just too far, man.

It's six hours, dude. Six hours. We've driven there and it's like. It's a lot. But it's such a good time. I've had such a good time over there, man. Arizona. is like five hours.

It's too much. Yeah, it's crazy. It's a whole state. That's basically states. That's what I feel about Nevada, dude. Like Nevada, unfortunately so many events happen in Nevada. I hate it.

Like, every event that I care about. I can do four hours. But I just don't like that state at all. I've never had a good time there. Ever. I've never had your time. I mean,

you're always going for events or like for like some thing that you don't want to be doing. Yeah. No, other events I go for a cool event is just that it sucks being here. I was, walking outside of this 117 degrees is so dog shit. It's like, It's not that high, is it?

Dude, in the summertime, it's like 1-16. I've experienced that. That's pretty rare. On average, it would be like 110. On average. It's still pretty. It's high. On average. Mom Springs is fuck.

Yeah, I don't understand the difference between 1-10, 117. It's, it's, it's, you know, the difference in a degree is actually fucking crazy. When you just notice it in your house, right? So, it's ridiculous, but I always tell people, don't be afraid to live in desert because you're only going to be in that extreme heat for seconds at a time. because you're in your air-conditioned house you're in your air-conditioned-fucking stores you're in air-condition work

it's only the scary it's only seconds at a time as your experience in a place like that it's fucking due that's why it doesn't yeah it has to people will die do you remember when

didn't our air conditioner break once in Burbank in that the olive I don't remember do you remember when it was like leaking I remember that wasn't working awesome that was hell man

the vets were leaking and I was like a girl air conditioner breaking in a place like that is so devastating. Dude, I grew up. For Creator Clash, the night before my fight, my air conditioner was broken in fucking Tampa, dude. Oh, that's right. That was terrible. Because it was like

100, fucking 7 in my room. Yeah, that's crazy. Or humid and disgusting. Yeah, I lost so much weight overnight. That's crazy. I lost all the muscle what you had off. Yeah, this is basically back to normal, back to square one. Anyway, this is an interesting one.

This is, I don't remember, I'm not sure if I remember this or not. It's looking another essay. Yeah, Chekhov's Comrag wrote in. Very cool. You got to use it if you show it. Hey guys, update on my hypersexuality. I don't remember this.

Did we address this? I don't know. This might be part of the advice column episode that we had to cut because we lost it. Uh-oh. Because I like, I usually like put a heart on the things that I use to keep track of like what I've done already or like questions we've talked about. Sure. So maybe we either address this on that episode Well, let's see if we remember

Because he says I say update Because you pillow biters Were supposed to help me out on the advice column But you cast me aside I wasn't sure So I don't know if he means He wrote in and I generally just didn't see him Or if I liked the thing

And he didn't see Because I feel like we ended on something Kind of like that I feel like we did too But anyway I say update because you pillow biters We're supposed to help me out On the advice column

But you cast me aside What do I pay you all for? Anyways The amount of times I've been able to to come without touching myself was gone up from six to nine in the past month or so. That's impressive.

That is scary, brother. What are you doing? He knows. He said without touching himself? Yeah. So like a premature ejaculator? No, you know,

he does it all. It's all him, his own work. He's saying that he's doing it purposefully. I can't even conceptualize being able to do that. It sounds like. I don't know people that said

they've come close to doing it. I'm like, how does that work? Well, the premature ejaculation. People do do that a lot. I don't even like idea of premature. I think it's just like a mental

mentally up. But I say premature ejaculation like you just You come too quick You come No premature ejaculate That means before you ejaculate You come

I'm My That was not my understanding Of what that meant What do you mean It's like people It's like people getting too worked up When they're kissing or something

It's like somebody watching porn And then they fucking come their pants Because they're not ejaculating I've never had that I've just never experienced that So I know you haven't experienced There's many things you haven't experienced No but I

So in my head I was just assume, like, in my, so my, in my brain, I was like, that's simply not possible. Because it hasn't happened to you? It's like, I don't understand, like, how that even, that's interesting. I'm just some total of the world experiences. So, this can't have it. Well, no, I just didn't, like, it felt like it would have happened by now.

Or, no. It's a condition, maybe. Because it seems like a universal experience. And so here's what I was assuming. Yeah. I was assuming that that was, like, somewhat of a universal experience. And the fact that I had an experience that means that, oh, maybe my assumption of what preemature ejaculation was.

that like you just simply like you you're in like you you do one pump and then you're and then you come too quick and it's unsatisfying for the woman because it's kind of premature you know what I mean that was in the etymology in my head yeah that's what I thought it was too no that's just like that's just sex because like mid art built to last because that's not the point of fucking procreating you shouldn't no but you understand that like the people who are I know yeah evolutionary trait to like the idea of one of all more have more has to be more Having sex longer. It's porn.

It's porn and being basic people wanting to enjoy having sex, right? So, like, the idea is like being, you know, that sucks for people who struggle with that. So they've created things like numbing creams and stuff like that so you can last longer and shit. But the idea of premature, it's just like legitimately people busting their pants while just things are too hot and heavy before they've even had any intercourse. That makes sense to me too. But I feel like what he's never seen that. Well, I know you don't want you haven't seen a lot of media. but like rom-coms and stuff like that's a very...

No, I understood that, but I always thought that was like... What was American Pie? You ever seen it? I don't know if you've ever seen it. Did he come in that pie? So he, but well, before the coming of the pie, he has this foreign, or maybe it was after. It doesn't matter. The main guy, Jason Biggs has this, is foreign exchange student played by Shannon Elizabeth, who obviously doesn't look at high school at all.

She doesn't look at a fucking beautiful model. And then, like, she's like over, and then he, like, comes his pants without even, like, I think he's just, like, touching her pussy. And then like everybody it's like it's streaming it. He's streaming it on the webcam. He doesn't know. And so everybody's watching it. And they like, they're all disappointed that he like came before even got to fucker. So here's the thing with that. Like I would see that in media a lot, right? It's like, oh my God, I came in my pants. And I kind of, I really earnestly in my heart of arts assumed it was kind of like, it was like when somebody runs off a cliff and then they're standing on nothing but air for a couple seconds. I thought it was just like a like, oh, that's funny. Because it's not real. that's crazy I just really I just couldn't because I've never experienced

ejaculating without being like hard at least It's never happened in me But that's what I'm That's the thing I think he was They're at least aroused They just come before they do anything

There's no there's no masturbate There's no Sensation I think they like Because a lot of people like Making out touching somebody You get aroused But then you're too excited

And then you explode So the thing is That's so crazy. It's happening to me. I really thought to... That's never happened until this second. I assume that it was the other thing.

You know what I think it is? And this is also anecdotal from somebody... This is what I think it is. I think it's people who are inexperienced with porn. So I think we're desensitized. So things aren't as exciting to us so we've never had that, like, situation. And there's a guy that I went to high school with.

He told somebody else. And I'm like, big mistake. Because then this guy told everybody that he used to watch porn without the sound because he didn't want his parents to catch him. And then when he started, watching it with sound as older, he would bust immediately. And because, like, it was just too hot.

You know, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, no shit. Because a chick boating is probably 80% of it for me. I would say. It's at least 60. It's fucking, like, without the moaning. Mowing? Wait a minute. Yeah, yeah. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Yeah. Wait a second. You're telling me when I'm supposed to enjoy it. They usually seem upset when I'm having. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on a second. All of this thing are cut.

Are you telling me that women are supposed to be making sounds? It's supposed to be making sounds apparently. It's supposed to be heavy panting at least? They're usually like, man, is it over? Is it over? Looking at their watch. Look at their watch. No watch.

They have no watch, but they're just still looking at the wrist. No, it helps them tell the guy. Come on, come on. Anyway, let's get a watch Survivor. Survivor's on. Grey's Anatomy Excuse me Season 86 and Gray's Anatomy

Like literally Anyways Okay so it's like The amount of times He's able to come without touching himself Has gone up from six to nine in the past month or so I don't even understand I do this through intense concentration

Yeah And it takes about 40 minutes to an hour That's too long brother This is what I'm saying It's like this is just not a good use of your time Because I thought we talked about this before If you could do it in like Like a minute

Or something that's a skill. That's a time saver. You know what I mean? You don't got to do much. It's quick. I've always wanted to bus fast, like under 10 seconds. I tell Jojo,

I was like, man, I wish I can just, and then be like, all right, I'm out. You know, it'd be cool. It takes me a while.

Nah, I can't, I don't want to have in sex quick. I'm pretty average. I'm fine. Having sex quickly is boring. I wanted to be. I like,

I mean, I have no say in a matter most of the time. But, but like, I have no say it. Anyway, but he's a 40 minutes to an hour. The layman would call this gooning, but I've clearly managed to tap into something far, far worse.

I'm not some humor shut in with no plan in life. I actually present pretty well as a charming person. I have an example. Well, you say that. You say that's just a mask, dude. Also, to be fair, like you are, we don't have any. You are the source of this. Yeah.

We got to speak to your friends. We can't cite the source. You got to know, we got to know what other people think. You think like, oh, I'm very charming. Yeah. Yeah, I think that. I think that about me. There's no way that's true.

But even so, knowing you're not talking, it's still being a rabid cunt is interesting. I've got to believe. Even if he is, I'm like, well, that just means that you're like masking?

You're like, oh, but behind the scenes, you're like some fucking greasy gooner? I mean, I mask all the time. I know. People call that masturbating.

Mascarating. I like it. I mask normal pretty well. Then, like, I fucking talk and people are like, what is going on. You're like,

crawling on your ceiling and shit. I'm like in the car. I'm in the court. my ceiling where fucking fucking spinning a fucking cocoon covering myself in it

you go home and you immediately Kingson puts on a mask where he's an oral and then he gets home and immediately starts babadooking about just doing something

and running to the rooms quickly skipping frames and Lily's like oh goodness that's my Kingston I love him still that's my son

that's my son that's my babadooking son that's my babbadocking son that's my babing son. but yeah so he's like what does he say I actually present pretty well as a charming person and I've been expanding my social life

by going out and making some really close friends how are you not coming every time you have an interaction because it takes up it takes about 40 minutes this person Oh that's true Let him go We gotta finish this fucking

This is a long one All right I'll speed through the rest of it I've dealt with hypersexuality Since I was a pre-pubescent And believe me I used to do it's so, I used to be so much worse.

Like doing things in class worse. Oh my God. I've heard stories. I've never been that. I've heard stories. I could never go to a therapist because who the hell wants to admit they're miserable but from rubbing their shit sore. Now I'm studying for an industry where mental health care is frowned upon and is basically

a career killer. Anyways, my, I have, oh, yeah, there are places like that. What industry is that? He didn't say. I don't know what, but like I know, um, sounds like some wall street. I've heard this before where, like, you, oh my God, what was it? It was some show where it was like, it was like a big attorney or something. And like you can't be on record as having, like, mental.

There was something like that where like it's heavily discouraged. So I think I understand what you're saying. I can't remember what the industry is, though. But that is a thing that happens. Anyways, my question is, you all got any idea, get any idea what you guys would do in my shoes to alleviate this? I mean, the first, look, I don't. know this exactly. I mean, I've,

I don't know what this specific problem would be. It's a sex addiction, but it's a masturbating though. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I have a high drive. I've never experienced this type of shit. But like, I do think like the, if you, if this is presenting itself as a problem to you, my earnest advice

would be to be very cognizant of the triggers that make you start this type of thing. Be aware of that cognizant and just kind of making the best thing is to do is to gamify in some way stopping these things in its tracks or at least like boiling these down to like to the point where like it's moderation you know what I mean yeah I just don't even because this is 40 minutes to an hour that's like a lot of this is an anonymous this is a me yeah

because this is immediately what he would say he would say don't you think I've tried that you know sure I guess that's that's kind of like the hard part when uh trying to give somebody uh when they're struggling, try to give them advice. And it's kind of like, well, don't do it. You know,

it's kind of like, well, it's, we kind of, yeah, we need, I think this is why I feel like, is it ruining your life?

I want to know that first. Like yes or no. If the, if the, if the answer is yes, then I don't think your career is worth fucking whatever to ignore this and not get help for it.

Like that's the thing because you need to have proper, people who know how to fucking actually deal with this shit, someone that you actually trust and respect. To me, respect it's the biggest thing because a lot of people always will ignore good advice if they don't respect who's talking to them. God damn, that happens to me and fucking peers in that type of shit because it's kind of like at the end of the day I know in the back of the head. They're like, who the fuck are you?

I don't give advice. That is actually, Jim, I don't give advice. I've given advice to people and they've actively ignored it and things have gotten worse and I'm like, I don't care anymore. That's why I'm just like, I just like, it has to be from someone they respect. And if they're friends of me, they can enjoy me, they can not respect my opinions. And that's fine. Because you're a peer. You're not like an authority or something.

That's why I just don't give advice. Yeah. You're not a mentor. You're not an authority figure to them. So you need to go. Sometimes that's just a third party, a person they don't even know. Sometimes it just needs to be that. Usually appear to authority times.

It's like, look, man, find some sort of person that you can respect in that field that can give you a very honest synopsis or idea of what you're going through. Yeah. Because I have definitely, in my life, I've definitely actively, like, chose not to hang out my girlfriend to master of it before. And at that point in my life, I was like, I'm tripping. And I had the, and I had to, like, move myself back and be like, hey, figure yourself out what's going on. And for me, it was like, I was just a young guy that was like, I'm just a young dude.

And I feel like I didn't want to do with the preamble of what was going on on my girlfriend. And I have to, like, talk to her. And I realized I didn't like the girl that much. Yeah. But I think at the same time, it's like, you just got to, you got to figure out. You have to figure out how to develop a healthy relationship with sex. Because at a certain point, it will, it can become a detriment. And that's if you develop a partner eventually too, who has their own particular perspectives about their sexual activities, that will affect that a lot as well.

It's a damaging thing. Yeah, it can't be. And it's the easiest thing to fall into, too, because there's entire industry is predicated on, like, getting, like, literally, like, finding you. Like, you don't even have to be looking for it. It'll find you. It'll find you. So, like, even like, you, you're not even looking for it. And then your urge is kicking.

And then all of a sudden, now you're noticing anything. Because it's a. It's a base instinct. It's not like it's something that's so primarily built into us that it's so easy to not understand. Cut your balls off. It's a problem to you. Yeah, cut your balls off. Yeah, cut your balls off.

Yeah, cut your balls off and flat iron your dick. Maybe you don't, maybe don't do that. Maybe don't do that. But like, I just think you should really look into going to a anonymous class and being very honestly exposing because I think half of the thing when it comes to tackling something that's like a mental problem. Bill your penis back. Like a banana. It's being able to talk about it. Personally for me, like when I was, when I was in therapy, me admitting to my problems

and how I felt was a huge revelation of helping me get moved forward past it. So I would say just go talk to some people about it. I get it. That is an embarrassing thing to bring up to a therapist. Of course. But that's what they're there for. You are paying them to do that. That's the point.

Let's be very clear. You're paying them so you can have somebody to be to admit that embarrassing thing. Thank you. Like that's the, that's the service that you're paying for. And let's also be very clear about that. They don't give a fuck. They're not judging. They literally...

They've seen the craziest shit. Yes. Let's be very honest. They don't give a flying fuck. They're not going to their... Yeah, they're significant other... You'll never believe... Like, first of all...

This kid masturbates, so this peepy hurting. It's very dangerous because they can lose their job if that fucking... Their dumb ass significant other says something, which I imagine that has happened before. But on average, I imagine they're like, oh yeah, whatever. There is no judgment. Obviously, that's what they're for. So that part. part of where you need to be judgment.

It's like going to a doctor and being ashamed of like showing them your penis or something. Like, oh, like it's time to a urologist and you're like, oh, fuck. Like, no, you literally don't think about it in any way. Look and you put it over a flashlight. You see this? You see that weird vein. It's like, what the fuck are you doing? Can you imagine your dietless therapist?

Why is this vein shaped like Abraham Lincoln? You see this? Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy. You got Lincoln penis vein. I've seen this before. Lincoln penis vein. He's like, I'm a dentist.

It's like, oh. A dentist. Well, there's, you help me? Well, that's also, there's also a tooth in there. Look, it's a raptor's tooth. How'd it got there? I don't know. So I see archaeologist, too.

You know what? I'll be back. I'll be back. He leaves. If you went to a urologist and they're like, all right, time to examine and, like, once you pulled your pants down, if they, like, chuckled, what would you do? Would you, like, still stay there? If they're just, like, real quick, he says, excuse me.

Like, would you continue the exam? I'd have to, I'd have to, wait, what the fuck was that? I'd piss on him. You just, you just pissed on Quebec and you piss on command? No, I can't. I wish I could. I've been trying to develop that skill so easy. Like, I don't want, I don't want to wet my pants, but I want to be able to.

I'm bad if I need to. I like, and I can't do it. Like, somebody's like, someone's really seriously, like some big guy, someone bigger than you. Some seven fucking foot persons, like, I'm going to beat the fuck out of you. And you just piss your pants all over. I imagine that's a good deterrent. He's like, hey, yo, never mind. run at him. Come here and I'll piss it all over.

Don't run out. I think that might make it worse. Then I got my piss mobility. I'm slipping and sliding around my piss. I can't track him. You're just dodging everything by sliding on your piss. Gotcha. Penile Michael.

Penile Michael, really. Penile Michael. Yes. He says, so this is a call to action for the audience, actually. So, like, pay attention to audience. I've been trying to find, of course, they're fucking vacuuming. I've been trying to find some lost media and I need help. I love these.

There was this book about a sentient bottle of mustard who would go around and cause all sorts of mischief. All the townsfolk hate the bottle of mustard because he would mustard everywhere. One day a homeless fuck walks up to the mustard and gives him an enchanted coin that gave him superpowers.

He gets the name super mustard and the townsfolk realize that this bottle of mustard ain't so bad after all and everything ends all hunky dory. That being said, I feel schizophrenic every time I try to look this book up and recollect it to people. They look at me concerned and confused. So if anyone was in special ed between 2005 and 2010 hit your boy up. See, the problem is there was too many specific things that you mentioned for you to not be able to find that.

Yeah, like it doesn't make any sense. Like super mustard alone. Unless your special ed teacher wrote that book particularly. Like something like that. Oh, it's like an independent. It's an indie book. It was just for the class. That's what it sounds like

because I'm like That's way too specific You should definitely find that Because I'm having Last night I spent an hour Again trying to find a sitcom From the 90s

Like an obscure one I can't fucking find it There's it's It's one of those The closest thing I can say It reminds me of Boy Meets World Where it's centered around

Like there was like a young White kid And there's a family thing And there would be like This whimsical music That would be like When it would be Cutting to another scene

And the one thing that really stood out to me is the very end of the episode would be the same. It would always be like it was either on the front or the back of the house. It looked like a porch. And there would be like a synopsis or something of like what just happened or whatever or like they would be given some sort of soliloquy. And then at the very end of the episode, the kid or whomever would go into the house and then turn off the porch light. And then that's what the audience would clap and then it would fade to black. I try to describe that thing because I thought, oh, surely that thing that would happen would be

easy to find. And so I've tried, I've tried, I've tried. Dude, it's, it sucks when that happens, man.

Yeah. I've been looking on the way back machine. Do you have things that you've, you've, like that where like you've been trying to find it? A lot of, a lot of the stuff I, a lot of the stuff I remember liking a lot

when I was young, I like over assessed about it. So I still have a decent amount of memory of what it is. Like there was this one show called, uh, called Dynotopia. So I'm like, that came on ABC, it was like

after one of the Macy's Day parades and it aired on ABC for like a limited series and had like two episodes. And I remember loving that show. There's also this fucking shot. I don't remember the name exactly right now, but there was this female archaeologist who would somehow go back in time

and her some random adventures and it'll come on to the UPN. And I remember finding in a middle of the night like maybe five months ago. Female archaeologists? She had dark hair, she was tall and tan and she was, I think she was some sort of Hispanic. Should you go back in time?

It's like a wishbone kind of thing? Sort of like that. Very good like that. And then her best friend was the brains was a small blonde girl. And I'm pretty sure it was the girl was the girl that played Lana Lang from Smallville, the show. Oh, so this is live action. The live action show, yeah. And I remember watching it so much.

I could probably find it right now if I look for it on my phone. You just look up that actress. You describe. Yeah. What did you describe it? No, no, I can find it. It's not missing to me, but I remember finding it again. Or finding the lost world television.

show that was on UPN or WWB when I was growing up. Like I had like a fucking long Because I thought about dinosaurs. I was like, Oh my God. All the dinosaur based shows I liked when I was younger, I clearly have autism.

I'm clearly autistic. But like dinosaurs and I was like, oh my god dinosaurs. We all love dinosaurs. Yeah, but you, you guys petered off at a certain point. Like they're cool, but like, you know,

I'm not basing my life around them. When did you peter off? I haven't yet. That's the thing. I like D&D because dragons are like dinosaurs. So, I like Dungeons and Dragons because of that. There's no way that's the reason.

It's definitely like, percentage-wise, how much do you think is the reason? I have to imagine that's less than 10%. Easily over 75. When you play- There's no shot. That is why I like the drag. Hold on. When you played BG3, were you dragon porn? I was Dragonborn in my last playthrough.

It's the last one. See, that's last option. I was only Dragon Born because the reason why I was not a dragon born is because I because I initially didn't choose the Dragonborn because I didn't want to, I didn't like how the Dragonborn aesthetically looked in juxtaposition to everybody around him. Because he looked at a place.

You don't want people to be, you don't want people to be uncomfortable, they're like, oh. It's like, oh, a Starian, a half, an elf. An elf dragon. Like, elf vampire, Lysel, a Gith who is, you, that's a frog effectively, sleep on a person.

You know. Is it like an elf or elf goblin? I don't know what you would say. They're like space frog niggas, you know. Space frog niggas, sure. They are from space. They lay eggs literally. And then like there's Carlach a demon.

A demon dragon. And then a dragon with five toes and four fingers. It's like, all right. This guy, he's so meticulous about like, oh, this is going to be weird. He's going to be out of place. They're going to bully him. I get it. I get it.

I feel the way about the Argonians. They're going to drop, yeah. That's why I'm like, that's what Lily's like, hey, Kingston, you don't want to get that test again now because you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, nothing wrong with that. It's just that, you know, there, there has to be symmetry. I used to have, there were, there were, there were a number of these things that, like, I was like, I remember the one that would haunted me for the longest time.

Yeah. Yeah. That I was so relieved to finally get was, uh, the, the, um, the, um, Jumanji show. A Jumaj cartoon. I would tell people about that show. I was like, I was like, I was like, I swear to God there was a show. It looked kind of like wild thornberries and it was like, but it wasn't, but it didn't really, it didn't really be in my, in my, it looked like, yeah, there was the one guy that looked like Nigel. But like, I remember like Robin Williams character looked like Nigel in that show. Why that'd that haunt you though? Because I was just, it was, it was just, it was fine. It was so difficult to find because I guess like my memory of how to describe it wasn't that good. Because I remember there was like a jungle show. Oh, you didn't know it was Jumji. And I just remember being like, what the fuck is the show? Like it was, it was, it was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. Like a guy exploring the woods.

That makes sense. And everybody would be like, it's Nigel. It's, oh, that's the Thornberry. It's just like, no, it looks like it, but it's not it. And people were like, no, you're fucking crazy. And then somebody like in chat, in Twitch, because I was talking about it. And it would be haunting me for years was like, is it this? And it was like, yes.

It was the Jumanji TV show, which I had no recollection of watching or being a fan of it all. I remember it vividly. I hated it. That was me with the Shapies. I also, they had a toy based off the show. sorry the board game and I was like why does it not look like the fucking

Jumanji board? Yeah look some bullshit like shoots and ladders thing I was so pissed It was lame The uh And it was so crazy

Because I was just like Why do I remember this I have so many vivid memories Like I can still like Taste the air Of the show Of like Like that year's

Do you guys remember the show Sonic on the ground? Yeah You remember Sonic on the ground? Yeah But that's only probably Because I know a lot About Sonic at this point

Because like We know people who The siblings The siblings show Sonic Yeah There's like those Freakin mummies alive. But the problem is that I realized

a lot of the shit I was watching. I was watching it in proximity to my older sister. So a lot of the shows I would talk about, like I remember talking about Echo the Dolphin for a long time school and no one believing me. Because in fact that no kid at that era at time was playing a game like Echoed the Dolphin. Yeah, because I remember it vividly.

I was only playing it because I had an older sister who like she was in the early forms of like home-based video games. So she saw that stuff directly. Yeah. And I didn't. The same reason I watched like the Flintstones and stuff where I watched like the Jetsons and stuff I was just around old people

Yeah And my grandmother was just like Oh everybody's Everybody's talking about this And I go talk me about it And I'm like they're like What the fuck are you talking about kid? And I'm like what do you mean?

You don't like mummies alive You don't think that shows great And she's like He has the monies Yeah I love it You're gonna save the world today The Egyptian way

There's only There's only one thing That I have left That has Alluded you Alluded me still to this day and I cannot find it. It was a first-person shooter

that was on the libraries. Black. That's kidding. It wasn't. I swear to God, I don't know. It was like a, it was like a Wolfenstein or like a Doom kind of game. Oh, shit kind of game.

Oh, good luck. And it was, I know, there's so many millions. And the mods. But like, it was on, this is how narrow I'm going to have to get with it. Guys, if you went to Catholic school. If you went to Catholic school. If you went to Catholic.

Catholic school or know anybody who went to Catholic school, if you knew anybody who went to St. Matthews in Hastings on the Hudson from 2002 to 2005 who remembers this fucking game. It was like an FPS on the computers in the school and like we would play it and it was like it was doomed like it was like sprites almost or like early 3D. I've looked fucking everywhere for this And there's all these weird obscure ones like blood Or like heretic Dusk

I've seen all of them None of them are in And it It pisses me off Look up the kind of computers They had I did I've done everything

I've done everything Was it Christopher Dorner's last stance I don't think it was Christopher Dorners I'm not I'm only 99% sure Was it was it the Rodney King Frogger mod

This is great That's really That's real I know That's a real game I played What? The Ronald King Crogam That's real I played it

That was what do you mean Crazy You're never You're kidding right No I don't know anything about this I played that shit on miniclip.com That's serious I never played on mini clip

I played I played I was on like albino Blacksheet In like addicting games And dot com And stuff But I played I used mini clip

And I was like What the fuck is this I that game made me laugh You get by a car Before the car hits you A cop to beat you Dead serious Anyway

If anybody has any idea It's not dusk, it's not blood, and it's not heretic. It must be piss. Find it, everybody, go use whatever you can to find it. It's definitely not pissed. It was like medieval. It was like demons, I think. It was like hell adjacent.

It was like borderline doom. But I couldn't, but the thing that fucks me up is that like, was it like a Catholic version of doom? Maybe. Because they did have those. Was it called rights or sins or something like that? I like the Catholic version. in a doom, that's a good clue to like search it up or something.

But I don't even remember if it was. I just assume, you know what I mean? I just remember. You don't want to miss the lead people. I would know what if I saw it. I would know what if I saw it, but I can't describe it. That's what I'm with that fucking sitcom right now. That's what with that sitcom.

Like I can't, I'm trying everything. And that's the thing. It sucks. I imagine a lot of people. I was looking at our demographics of a listening age. Yeah. And most people are just a little bit young.

18 and 24. That's most of our listeners. What? Really? Yeah. The weird thing was there was way more fucking, there was way more kids listening than I would have suspected. It was actually, I have the, actually, that's a bit of 13. It's like, what the fuck? Sen. Herald's listening to this? Oh, my God. Walks it is. We got to clean up our act a little bit. I'm not cleaning up shit. Yeah, I tried, guys. You know what's happening to me lately? Actually, I've been noticing. I've noticed that I've been starting to, when it comes to children's mishaping. I've become way more caring because of how close I'm proximity

to my nephews now I'm starting to see them in every child that goes to any sort of experience and it's literally making me lamer. Yeah, you are pretty lame so I get it. Yeah, I mean, you see right there. We'll do one last thing and then we'll get to the

names. Mummy's alive. That shit was my fuckle. Shmuel. I love the street sharks. And Super Dupor Sumo. Shmool. Did you ever watch a Super, Super. human samurai. Yes. Yeah.

God damn, dude. Superhuman samurai. That era of time was so cool, dude. I want to cry thinking about how much I was in love with being alive at that period time of my life, dude. Did you watch? It was so awesome. Did you watch the anime?

Like, watching something. Like, I met like waking up and watching an episode of something. Yeah. And having no clue what's going to happen, but you're just excited to be there was such a dope period of time, bro. Yeah. There was so insane. So around the time, it was, I remember it was.

I remember it would be So it would be Dragon Ball And then it would be Ronan Warriors I don't know if you watch Ronan Warriors No I don't think so It's just as old it's not it didn't age well But it also has a lot of nostalgia It's like a you know

Any type of like Oh you transform you have armor They have these samurai armor on The toys were fucking retarded I bottom wall because they look cool When you put the armor on But instead of having like appendages that moved They put springs in them

It was fucking weird. So instead of like you know how like oh, like you can move the arms up and down and stuff, there were spring. So it would just like you can move it, but then it just goes right back to where it is because it's just springy. It made so weird no sense. But I had most of them. If you went to one of your friends' houses. Sage, the green guy, real the fucking red, the leader of course. There's the orange fat guy.

Ronan Warriors, you said. If you guys went to one of your friend's houses, right? Yeah. When you're like one of your friends' ones, he's like, hey, you're going to come over, just hang on show. And he goes in, he's like, hey, what's going on? And he has a bunch of like a room, like a big ass room full of just like toys. Yeah. And like scenarios.

And he's like, yeah, that's a bad list. X, Y, Z. And he's like, yo, do you want to play dude? Like, what would you say? Now? Yeah, he's like, you want to play dude? I'd be like, I'd want to play if I was fucking, like, if it was 25 years ago. Yeah.

He's like, he's like, but it's like you go in there. I mean, 25. I'd say 30, actually. You walk in, but you walk in a room and genuinely you feel it. Yeah, and then there's these So instead of that, there's springs, dude And unfortunately you can't see like I've seen this

And unfortunately you can't see the You can't see the springs But if you were to move the arms Of the guy in the middle There's springs, there's coils It's like, why? I've seen it. I love the show the armor is so fucking sick

You would have to put all the armor together They put that white, that super, of course he turns white But that's when they put all their armor together That is cool, yeah It's really sick You wouldn't play if he's like, he's like Dude, look at these setups and he has like every toy you ever thought of that was really cool

and there's like wild scenarios I don't have it anymore I would I would my heart would want me to probably say no because I'm like I'm too old for that but I would definitely like give like a really long look as I exited the room yeah I'd be like yeah I love

I wish I really ever I mean to be honest I don't think I've ever played like that with toys with other kids really no I think maybe a little bit but like it would always be like a me thing I want my imagination I pray to my friend my own fucking weird pitch.

Every room was a dimension. It was a dude for me. For me the thing is I had friends that weren't like main characters

so they were like oh you killed this one oh that's crazy do you want to keep playing it's like yeah and it's like I'm going to get another character

and they'd run off and they'd find somebody else just like oh my God Piccolo's back again I thought I killed him 19 times already and it's like

me with my Pikachu dog like I'm like I pick at you one more time and he dies my friends and I my friends that I had back then

it was more like board games and video games that was because like that was the thing it's just like it made more sense to do that together but like every game toys were like all my toys gay all the time

these are so fucking stupid dude what the fuck is that a fucking megabot is that a mega block just like yeah isn't it cool he turned into a firefighter I think I have vague memories of trying to play with other kids and being like that's a bad idea like I just remember it trying and being like

it's kind of like that thing where it's like you pretend to shoot each other and it's like I got you it was like no you didn't we're not we're not playing that experience with my friends a lot I never really really had dies with my friends. My friends, I was kind of like, it's fine. All right, cool. I'll die. And then next time, because I wasn't a hog. So I'd be like, if my character wins this time, you can win next time. And then when you do that, the kid would be like, all right, cool, you can win this time. I win next time. And it takes one time somebody being shitty, but most of the time it didn't happen. It was like, oh, it's fine. I remember it. But then it happens eventually. One kid's like, my character can't die. He's, he's, he can't be killed. Actually, my character is like, God.

Yeah, I didn't play with people like that But in elementary school We had We called it Sherry Day on Friday So we're allowed to bring our own toys At that elementary school And that was when Somebody would always have something

And it would be teachers So my friend Had Molder Scully And a fucking translucent alien Yeah From Expo? He had a Molder and Scully And then

A Molder and Scully And then a Foller and Alien became our teacher and our teacher had like extreme diabetes. So she had like really bad feet and stuff. And so to defeat her you had to step on her feet and shit. Because like she would sometimes kids would come up to her on accident and step on her feet

on accident and she would like it would like hurt her a lot. And then like so that would be like her weakness and we had to like battle her and stuff. Bro, we're fucking like 10 years old. We're like seven or something. I was 18. I wasn't. I wasn't That's a little more mean than I wasn't as a kid. The kid I was like really, I was, it was, it was very lighthearted. No, it was lighthearted in a way because like, it's aimed, you know? It was like, that's not how I was not aimed at all.

I was so like, oh, everything kind of just happened. High school I was starting to. It started to get a little bit. I started getting meanish when I was like at the middle school. Ours was like South Park type of mean because at a certain point, I remember the same guy. He was a little quippy because she was, she punished us for some reason. And then he was, he was like called her. She's like she's a she's a fucking horse's ass

And we thought it was the funniest thing I never heard so would be called a horse's ass So after a while we started calling her H.A. And that was like the abbreviation for her So then it's like oh here's the alien H.A. And I was not that rap I was not that kind of reptilian. It was just like a dumb, we're just like dumb little kids

We were I remember No, metric I was like late elementary school I think We're like I would uh Because I was like the only kid In my group of friends who would draw So like we would have these like we would do the uh we would make comics or whatever and we would have like it was just us pitching

things and i would like draw on them and we had this we had like this comic series where like there was a kid named dave and we always found we always kill him yeah it was always like it wasn't like a south park thing it was like real it was a lot so much more mean-spirited because it was just like he would be like his mother would be like i'm so sick of how fat and gross you are dave and she'll grab by his legs and throw him into the moon or something that he would be smiling about it he was like we always depicted him as too stupid to understand that he should be sad

even if they like that's mean so he'd be smile he'd be smile it he'd be hurtling through space he'd be like I still remember the kind of face I gave him I was never that did I tell you about our we never showed it to him I was oh I hope so I hope so treasures of children for me it was never I was never

a bad thing exactly I was always always was super disrupting. You never did anything like that? No, I wasn't that kind of kid. We did that for one. There was a guy, Jason, um, this, um, I was Korean, our Korean friend. Luckily he was a good spirit about it. We made him a rapper. And, uh, he was a thick boy, right? But Joe's, but Joe's I at the time. So he was, uh, rapper is his last name. Um, I'm not trying to docs the guy, but it was just his rapper name was, uh, it was like, it was like fat Joe, but it was fat his last name. And, uh, it, it like, fat Joe. Almost you. Okay. So he's just fat you.

But anyway, so he became, so first we were just like his first album, hybrid theory just came out. And so the first one was called Fat-Ass Theory. It was fucking awesome. And then it just got weird. Like one of the funniest drawings, his second album was called Fat Times. And my friend drew, because it was like, he drew a fat watch. And I was like, how do you?

And it was like, how do you draw a fat one? And he drew it. This guy was such a good artist. and he drew like if you ever think in your head how would you draw a fat watch he did it he fucking did it exactly and then we made his his third album which was this one was just too disrespectful where it was called solo I feel like I might have told you guys this a long time ago but the cover art was just him sucking his own dick was he a mean kid though he was just he was just he was just he was just

easy to make fun of, but, and the only reason we kept leading into it is because he thought it was so funny too. Like, he wasn't even like, oh, I'm going to go home and cry. He did, though. He did, if he did, I mean, I wish he would tell me, but like, it was one of those things to were-stop them. It would have stopped him. It seemed in the same way, like, as when people would, if people would draw me in crazy-ass ways like that, I thought it was funny. So it wasn't like we're trying to be mean-spirited, but even though it looked like it could have been. But we true. Like there were ones where our wood shop teacher

Mr. Arnold was like a fossil he's oldest shit. So we would draw him almost like a skeleton and somehow he became a pedophile in our lore. So he'd be like snatching kids. I mean, I don't remember how it's like Rise of Skywalker somehow. I was thinking

the same thing. Somehow he became a No, it really did though because he never did anything for that to happen but somehow it just became like the lore. As, as As the native punching bag of the friend group of most of the time, I just don't understand. For me, I just don't take things personally. Sure.

But I think it's just so funny how sometimes people just assume the position of being in a punching bag. Like some people are just like, oh, it's you, man. I'm sorry. It just like slips in because of the stuff that like, like, when I think about Adam Friedland from the, from Comtown, it was not like it was purposefully done, but he just keeps saying shit that would slip into that role. Like you would keep doing and saying stuff They're like we're gonna have to dunk on you now And it's just like he never learned And then it just took off and

You know hey he has a I learned how to barrel forward Yeah so well I just barrels like sweet I think the same thing like I think I don't know it was a little artificial I think you really kind of What do you mean? I feel like I guess on YouTube Him becoming kind of the butt of the joke

Was you but on the podcast Like a lot of stories as you would tell, like the fireball thing and all that shit. I'm my character. I'm a fucking character. I understand that. I just think it's so interesting because, like, I feel like there's people who can, who are just like, you meet people when you're like, oh, you're just like make funnable, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. Like, you're just easy to make fun of you. Like, we have a few, we have two friends on our friend who are friends that are both Hispanic women who are very easy to make fun of. It's like, it's like tragically. It's like tragically. It's like tragically easy to. them. It's cool. It's wild. And like Lily would be it, but Lily's, I think Lily's just sort of

oblivious. Like it doesn't work on her. Because she's kind of like, oh. And she moves on. But the other two is just like it's just like, she's never really, you know, when when Lily's there, she's just kind of, she's there. You know, she's participating a little bit. But it's nothing that has ever stood out like, oh, like, like, I want to like zero in a big to do, do, do you. She's not a big enough personality. Like you. Let's go. I mean, think of a think about like, Like, I have never, ever in my entire life, I've seen anyone have a depiction of them as a rapist. You know, never. Like, why?

Like, that's only you, dude. Like, there is a picture that is similar to you in the hair. In the, in the size, it's like, but for never in my life. Yeah. That only happens to you. There is something cosmic to me. There is something like, I don't know. There's something about me that is like,

It's, it's, what it is, is funny because I really don't like attention. I really try to be like left out of the mix. That's what it is. That's what it is. It's a lack of desire for it. I try to say out of the mix. I try not to be like, I don't like being front facing. I just, this is not really my personality at all.

Yeah. And what happens is that I am so contrarian and loud and fucking ridiculous laugh having and bigger than other people that by the nature of it is just, I am. am a spotlight person. Yeah. And it sucks. I don't want to be. Yeah. That's how it happens, though.

There's people who are hungry for attention and they don't get it. They don't get it. And then they shoot up a school. Like, I didn't want to be on camera ever. I just needed things to edit. And the only things that I could get things to edit was to make things on camera. And then like, there you go. There it is.

Yeah. But then there's something to say the fact that like me and you, the fact that our sense even even friends yet, our sense of comedy worked well off each other. And it's like, what the fuck? Well, people liked when we. People liked when we would argue. But this is even before. Like, we were back home.

That's what I'm saying. It was like, why the fuck, why the fuck are we making these people laugh together? I hate this. I were getting an argument with you, like, when I didn't like you in like 2013 or something. At a diner. And we had the fucking waiter laughing. And everybody was laughing. And I was just like, this is not fun.

I'm angry. And I was like, I don't like this guy. Why are we laughing? I can't remember. And Jalen was crying next to us. I think it was like, it was like you were defending Kanye. Bound 2, yeah, I was but he was like Bound 2. You remember when Bound 2 came out? No. It was that song with him like on the bike with him.

Oh, with him. Okay. And I remember being like, the song sucks. And we were just getting into an argument. And like it was like 2 a.m. at this diner and everybody was laughing. I remember me like this is so frustrated. People in the diner were laughing. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And they just were all listening to you. You like that song? Oh, all right. This is why. I was so angry. I think the song's. I think the song's. I think the song's. I think the song's. I think the song's. point is to be a corny song for someone you love. I think that's the point. It is corny and stupid and silly. It's not his best song at all, but I think for what, it's like when somebody makes a movie that's supposed to be bad because of the art of it, you know? And it's like, I guess I can respect what this, what it is. See, I disagree. I think literally the intentionality of how bad it is makes it not good. I think if it was worse accidentally, it would be way better. The accidental

nature, the accidental nature. Like how the room is great because it's sucks because he was trying to make it good. But then there's other things that he made afterwards that leaned into the fact that he knew that he wasn't that good. Oh, no, but it's self-aware. I think, I think two things should be true.

It's great. Yeah. DSP is somehow, he's so, he's so fucking refusing. Because your gamer skills decline as you get older at a certain point. You know, there's like a,

there's a peel off. Like, right now I notice that if I played shooting games when I was younger, I could have been a threat. But now I'm like, I just can't do this. It's like, diego. Yeah.

He's still really good, but... But, you know, he's not... He's not O5 Daigo anymore, you know? He's the old guard. That's why, like, men are... Men on fucking punk are, like, so fucking good. And it's like, these guys are... But they're even...

Even them, they're reaching that point when it's like, all right, you know, you're gonna... They're gonna start, you know, petering off. Yeah, punk's already... I feel like he's already, it's already kind of... Punk? I mean, he's good. I mean, he won... Are these, like, fighting him?

He won a evil last year, literally. Yeah, but I just feel like this year, it was, it was... It kind of like, it was weird. I don't know, man. I think... He's still up there. No, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying he fell off. I do think people, like, we have a better understanding.

Like, people are just healthier. Generally, I know we're eating worse, but, like, people are aging better. And so, like, there's problems that we kind of, like, know how to get ahead of now. I do think, like, people can be better at video games for longer now than they used to be. But, yeah. There is still that... Like, I'm definitely not as good at Marathon as I was at, like, Halo when I was playing. Like, no shot.

Even the Halo Infinite, like, six years ago or five years ago, however long it was. I can tell. I was just like I was so much quicker. Yeah, even Smash Bros. Like I can't, the new one comes out. I'm not going to try to get at the game at all. I might play it a bit,

but I'm not like, you're going to try to compete. You're not going to try to lay away. I used to be a competitor. I was really good at that game once in a time. And then I just, it's like, I can't do it anymore.

I was like, it's beyond me. I haven't competed seriously since the beginning of Marvel 3. And then what, when I jumped on and all these queens. Competing in Marvel 3 is crazy. Dude, these creams destroyed me and I was like,

I'm done. You got to be by a person that has never seen someone that looks like you. Yes. That's crazy. He's never, a black person to him is like a fucking Baba Yaga or some shit. He's like, what the fuck is that? Yeah.

I was, I was like, I've, there's no point. I'm not going to keep up. That's crazy. That's why I play card games now, man. It's in a mind now.

It's all mine. I'm still going to get beat by a fucking seven-year-old and Pokemon. It's actually funny. That's why like, when I, um, they have live arena and raid and, and,

um, I like destroy people because, because a lot of people have a lot of money but they're stupid. Of course. So I'm like, oh, you don't know

how to actually strategize. Like, it's just crazy. Like, this is actually fun. Love me making a build, bro. Love making a building and ruining the game. It's like when I put all those barrels

inside of arm, freaking, there's a, there's a boss fighting and Baldess Gate where you're supposed to go into this, go into like the council building.

And what I did is I put a bunch of explosives leading up to the council building and then lit a fire outside. And I had my character to be fireproof. So it blew up the building with his character and it, like scorched him, but he killed other characters, Dad, by mistake.

So I was like, well, unfortunate, man. Blew that nigga, the smithereens. You talking about Ravenguard? Yeah, I killed Ravenguard and Gortesh at the same time. Yeah. Smithorreens. That building would have fell down. It was real life.

That's how big that explosion was. Insane. Hey, man. A little bit of terrorism, don't hurt. Yeah. Or rebellion, sorry. There you go. What's the next game?

Is there a game coming out soon? What's the next game for you guys? I don't know. Oh shit. I don't know. I am going to play re-synced. I'm going to play Resynced. Oh, Black Flag. I'm going to play it.

Because there's enough changes to it to where I'm like, I am actually interested. When was the last time you played Black Flag? Probably 2018 or something when I got my PC. It would be that long. I had like a 1080. Because I had a, I got my, I built a PC. And then it was like the, it was a, uh, the, uh, the, what the GTX 1080 or whatever? And I was like, oh, cool.

I have some. It was like two years. old, right? The graphics card. I'm like, I can play better shit now. Yeah. And so I experienced it on there. And the funny thing is, it wasn't, um, it wasn't as fun as I remembered. The naval combat was still awesome. But like, when I was playing the old format of, uh, Assassin's Creed, I was like, I'm a little

bored of this. Oh, you guys just started playing like Odyssey and so like that. I played, I played that shit and that actually was, it was different enough to where, especially I've, I've, I've, I've, talked about Odyssey that I think people, if it's like under 10 bucks you should give it a try because it's it's worth $10. It's so much better than you can ever imagine because like they tried and made a really, they stole a bunch of ideas.

Kind of like Crimson Desert but like not at Crimson Day, you know what I'm saying? Like how they stole them and borrowed a bunch of ideas. They did that. It's way better than it it needs to be. And but like so then going back to old Assassin's Creed, I was kind of like, I'm got older. I'm over this But then it seems like they revamped the combat a little bit. They've added new shit.

The areas are more lush and this re-synced one. I'll give it a try. Hope that at the D.O.C. What is that out? That'd be fucking interesting. When's that out? I think July. Yeah, really soon.

I think it was July, if I remember correctly. I want, what you go? I want, uh, not freaking Castlevania to come out, man. There's no word about it still. It'll be out. It drives me crazy. And fucking a new Star Wars, freaking ex-com game. I'm like so on the fucking knows about those things.

I think for me, it's the, I think at the end of the month that James, that James Bond games out. Oh, really? I'm really curious about that. Because that's the hitman guys. And it's like supposedly everybody's saying it's like, yeah, it's like hitman and I saw Jakey and Jake Baldino get like a preview of it. And they were like, yeah, it's like hitman and uncharted kind of like fused together. I'm like that sounds kind of cool. I wonder how it's like I'm McBahn.

I'm going to be like frightening. He's like shaking. He's like, please don't shake it. Don't shake it. I will know. If you start, if you start out. Everyone's going to die. A neurotic James Bond.

It makes sense. Yeah, he's not erotic. He's neurotic. he's just fucking going crazy He's really He said someone's up his hand He freaks the fuck out Murder's nine people

Anyway Sorry constable I couldn't help it I lost my mind We're gonna get the We're gonna get the hell out of here I guess Yeah let's do that

We're gonna read these I lost a wee bit of my mind Yeah We're a little delayed Because uh Oh did we even talk about What happened to you? Did we?

I don't think we did Did we? No You talk about I don't know No because we were We didn't even realize We were recording

We first started the episode Yeah Derek got kidnapped By fucking His train got detrained Yeah, we got We stopped We're at the stop before L.A. Union Station and I was like, what the fuck's happening?

We were there for like minutes With the doors open. No one's saying anything. And I'm like, what the hell? And then finally, yeah, there's a suspicious package. And I was like, okay, just throw it off the train. I don't care. And then they made everybody get off the fucking train.

Do you guys guys know what it was? I couldn't see where it was But the thing is, I know the scenario. somebody brown had a weird looking thing that some white asshole wasn't used to told the conductor and then they're like oh now we have to get the bomb squad or whatever to so they finally got like a like a malanese or whatever the fuck one of those it goes a boom bro it's triggered by dog that's awesome did you just wait for the next train is that no so that we still took the same train okay so we have away for the dog the sniffing the dog

pissed longer than it took to sniff the fucking thing oh it literally pissed yeah yeah I saw it coming up it pissed and then it went into the train and went like and then just went away I was like that it was just in and off it was like it didn't I was like for that we waited there for like 40 minutes or something you gotta make sure Derek

what happens if there's a freaking what you go was the hentavirus being traveled here as a rat dropping it was the virus you almost called him Chris I did yeah yeah because I think he was wishing for the his pirate to meet you it was a crit Derek what happens sometimes they get what had a virus

I'm traveling right now and of course that shit happens when I'm off the travel but all the things are like like it's not I don't want to I don't want to see you for weeks I understand maybe the maybe like you shouldn't have record you know in person well as long as you're feeling okay I'm good with that I don't feel good

right now all right well great anyway we're gonna read the names of our $25 of patrons now remember you can go over to Patreon to com slash a snark tank at your name right at the end of the show ask your questions right in all of the various tears are we ready do you think

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Was it De Niro's character You think he just like sat down Afterwards and chilled Well you see what happens afterwards He's kind of sitting there Revevel in it Is there? They continue the show

Or is that you're saying Slap the back of his head A few times The telepromp just still going He slapped the back of his head Dink Fuck, I'm still getting paid for this. He just fucking finishes the episode.

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Some of the people they get to write for common books. I'm like, they're both green, I guess. Yeah, I mean. They'll make a nice other green, I guess. Oh, no. In ultimate universe, yes. Mysterio is technically, what's her name?

Gwen Stacy. What? Mm-hmm. Green Goblin fucks Gwen Stacy as Mysterio? And then Green Goblin is Harry. So Harry fucks Gwen Stacy? Yeah. As Mysterio?

She is Mysterio. She's not, they're not, they're not dawned up. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. This is the universe where, May, Spider-Man.

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I get it Because that is the most important thing Yeah But I mean, let's be real Breaking news, Amos Yee was beaten up By a Jiu-Jitsu Kaysid cosplayer at an anime convention? That fucker is still around? I thought he died to be honest

with you. I thought he fucking perished. I thought he fell into like the soup that he was making and died. Like, where did you fucking hear that? I mean, I... I was somebody get beat up by a JJK character at a con recently. I don't wonder who that is. If it's Amos Yee, that's crazy. Do you remember Amos He? was like a guy a while ago who was like

defending pedophilia. Yeah, because first his idea was like, oh, I live in where was it? Indonesia or something? I remember, yeah. And he was like, oh, I'm doing first anti-religious. stuff, which was really crazy. And then he's like, for the sake of free speech. And then he was like, oh, I'm now defending pedophilia for, I don't remember what the

fuck he was arguing. I remember there was a video he made that says shoe on head is too hard on pedophiles. I remember that that was a video that he made. I was like, all right. All right, brother, interesting. Yeah, and then he went to jail or something, a prison. Yes. Yeah, something like that.

What a surprise. My penis is five inches max. I mean, that's fine. I would imagine. average or something. Yeah. Can someone just shoot Chappelle already?

Jesus Christ. Let's relax. Okay? Can someone just... I mean, there's better targets. There's so, like, if we're going to waste, if we're going to waste, like, an assassination,

this is my problem with the Charlie Kirk thing, too, it's like, what a waste of it. Like, that's just not... Big waste. It's just such a, what a dumb thing to spend that kind of... Like, if this was a game of a risk or whatever, right? Or some kind of city. some kind of city simulation.

And you had one of these built up every like 10 years and you wasted it on a podcast. That's such a crazy. Like that's just a crazy waste. Or comedian. Like what the fuck? I push my fingies into my eyes. How cute.

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with Sweenez Luna's Lune flying around the screen. Clarence Thomas using his devil fruit powers to unlock Coon 5. Nice. I mean, he, he's the coon of the highest caliber. He's a, he's... Clarence Thomas? Is he the Supreme Court? Yeah, he's a Galactic Coon.

He's a... Galactic Coon. He's a fucking rocket raccoon, dude. That's like... He's fucking... He's like, he's like, when you go to the temple of Coonerita's, that's fucking you got a bow to him. And he's like, and he's like,

There's a fucking... There's a fucking body of it. Temple of coonery. It's insane. Nothing worse than a coon, man. Genuine. Well, there are worse, but... There's nothing worse in a coon that is the Supreme Court justice, dude.

Like, that's true. That niggas actively watching them fucking walk back laws that his family directly are affected by. Like, his mama was affected by those laws. And he's like, I'm okay with it because I'm a stupid nigger. Fucking out of my... Out of pocket. Out of pocket.

Like actually, I hope his property gets destroyed. I fucking hate that guy. Black people are losing voting rights or police power. They're like their voice even mattering because of the decisions that him and his ilk have made recently. Really? Yeah. You're like, really? You don't say.

And it's just like, oh, man, have you no shame? Of course, he has no shame. He's a fucking cool. He's not a person. He's his name. His name is Clarence. His name is Claire. I'm pretty sure he was.

Let's not skip past. that part. I'm pretty sure he was born and they brought him to the Coon temple. It was like, this baby will lose all this personality. It'll just be the Coon. And they fucking did something and green energy floated to him. And he started fucking getting stripes. And they painted him.

They painted the stripes off of him. He's just, he's got strand. He's just a Coon, Morgan is a man. That's great. I would never call somebody a Coon personally. You would agree with them being a coon now. I mean, I'm not going to disagree with people calling him. I think it is appropriate to call some people Coons.

Not like a lot of, like, I was, I don't think I'm in a place to call people Coons. I understand. It's more of a... I don't think it's like I can't say the word, but it's kind of feels like I shouldn't say that. It's usually... They're pretty obvious. It's reserved for black folk accusing other people. But it's pretty obvious. There's like two very obvious. I didn't want it if the guy dancing and eating the food? Yes.

No, no. He's he's Cooning. Yeah. Is he a Coon? Maybe. Well, I... What is that if you know? Because there's cooning. There's being a Coon and there's cooning, you know? It came to Coon. I think he's cool. I want to win.

The bitch gate lose. I'm pretty sure he's cooting, brother. He's like fucking sort of like cooom. I think he's like cooning or aping, right? What? Back to this again. He's a-chipping. He's aping.

Aping. Aping. Aping is like like ripping somebody off, right? No. No, that's jewing. No. Like, no. Rewind.

No, like the, like that's a phrase. What's the deal? What's the deal with making me pay how much things cost? No, I'm kidding. No, aping like you ate. Brother, brother. You need to calm down, brother. Like, you aped that, like, you aped that from this.

You know what I mean? Like, you stole it or like you ripped it off? You see? You see the contagion? I understand, but like, I understand. But like me, I call aping this when you start. But hold out. Well, wait, wait, hold on.

Let me be clear. Let me be clear about this. This is I'm about to walk on some dangerous waters here. But like, isn't it because, look, isn't it, isn't it, isn't it called aping? Oh, my God. Because of what? Because, look, go ahead. I need you to understand, remove me from whatever Kingston's saying.

Okay, go ahead. Every, every video I see of a monkey, a real monkey is of it stealing. But a monkey isn't an ape. But, I mean. It's not. But they are kind of. No, they're not, though. But, I mean, let's be real.

It's not like, it's not like frogs to lizards. You know what I mean? I feel like it's almost exactly the same kind of difference. No, because one is just a bigger. They're pretty similar. No, because an ape is just a big monkey. No, it's not. Yes, it is.

No, it's not. How would you argue against that? And apes don't have tails. So what? Neither do I. Exactly. You're an ape. Yeah, but we always call ourselves monkeys.

Yeah. People that say that are stupid. You're stupid Where you speak once in a while Nika, you're the one being dumb and wrong Ape Chimping is when you start You know, you start losing control

You get out of fear He got scared I dropped I've been stunned dude Anyway Fing chipping is when you start You start losing control You get so mad

You start yelling And you hear the Oh Like sound Stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm just saying, guys, I don't agree with these things. They're just what they are. Chipping is when your lips fold over your eyes.

That's not bad. Crazy. They fall up to your nose. You can inhale your lips in your nose. Oh my God. Look what I just fucking found. Is this a real thing? So I just went on to our...

Is it a picture of his dick? Oh, my God. That's crazy. Someone quote tweeted, these motherfuckers have Asmen derangement syndrome because there's that clip of me talking about as from forever ago yeah yeah and like somebody found that they stumbled upon

this really late because i don't know how long ago this thing was posted over a year ago that that that clip that clip and this is the first time i've seen anybody quote tweet this and then this guy's like these motherfuckers have as mid they'll make we have not talked about this guy in dude you know it's crazy in like 20 like late 20 24 so like a year in some months ago uh cat black made a video again. About me? Where she was talking about me and like all the all the shit

And she was like yeah But like like I don't know what he's doing now I think he's trying to do a left for rebrand now But like he probably voted for Trump And I was just like what the fuck First of all I haven't talked about you in forever Hopefully Chris Ray I saw that for the first time like

Two days ago or something Because I was like I was scrolling through my TikTok And then it said like There was like a You know how like on TikTok it shows like related search terms Uh huh It said like Chris Reagan and Cap Black I was like what the fuck

Why is that? And I clicked it It was like a video from a year and a half ago I'm like, what the fuck? Are you still doing this? Like, why this motherfucker thinking about me? This is crazy, bro. Also, you're wrong again.

Right. Like, again. Oh, I wonder why everybody was so mean and didn't like me. It must be because I'm a black trans woman. Not because I'm just wrong all the time. And I'm a bitch. It's like, what do you? You just did it again.

I bet he voted for Trump. Guess what? I didn't. Yeah. That was a big problem. You did fucking. You did fucking Sargonne of a cod fan. Jesus Christ.

Freak. I don't understand. I think it's so interesting. It's like, you know, like, do you just. Do you just. because like I think the it's so because like

what do you say right? Like you know this is an extremely marginalized person right and you're like good

or you can say that I don't know what I do in those moments right? It's like for me like any every I know what I

I think too many people use the shield of marginalization to act stupid and fucking bewildering and cruel and even

I don't think it's a lot of people but it's enough people where I'm like I don't have sympathy for those people I don't think some

I think it's a sum I think it's most but there are people who are the do that and I have no sympathy for you. I'm sorry. They're the ones that, like, had these platforms, like,

Francesco Ramsey, like Cat Black. There was that lady that interrupted Bernie Sanders rally. He was trying to help you. Oh my God. That's a great example. Like, it's just like that. Like, there's a handful of people.

There was a, who was that guy with the hat and he was crying all the time that would always make these, like, hostile videos towards us. I can't remember his name. He had like a light beard, but like there's this,

there was this certain people. And then there was other people who weren't cunts. Yeah. That I never talked about them, never made videos about them, never said anything because I don't disagree with a lot of shit you're saying. But then there's people like, like, who drew me with a fucking Nazi armband on. Yeah. And I'm like, excuse me, like, stuff like that is like, I'm not a, I'm not combative

by my nature. So for me, I would just be like, can I, can we, can I speak to you? It doesn't work. Please have a conversation with you. It doesn't work. It doesn't want to. And obviously some of them, I feel like a lot of, I know Francesca directly didn't want to speak to.

you even though you tried a few times i didn't i never did that i never did you remember when she did like a she pretended she tried to infiltrate she pretended to be friends with um andy warski she pretended and then she went on a podcast with her husband or something and was like oh oh i fooled i don't even know what she didn't yeah i really got one over on those guys because they're so stupid it's like all i don't know man it's not we didn't do anything it's not good pay that all i don't know for me is like can i can i talk to you can we have like a public conversation to talk about why i don't like you because i would like i feel like i don't like you i have been tell you why I don't like you. Not because you're a black woman.

Yeah. I love black women. I don't like you. Yeah. Absolutely. I think I've been, I've not obfuscated any of it. I'm so clear about like I think you're wrong and dumb and you make hot-headed assumptions about things that you don't know. And that's it. That's why I don't like you. Sorry. I think it's because of you. It's very unfortunate that so much of our humor on lines with people. that are actually dog shit, but we laugh for very different reasons. Like, I, like me and Lee were having a conversation.

There's really, it's a really crazy conversation we had. You were like, we were talking about the, um, they knotted on my fucking pants girl, right? And we had that conversation and I,

she, she spent some real shit to me, right? She was like, look, I understand that you are not laughing at the nature of what happened. Sure.

But that is real. You have to understand that's real. Of course it's real. But that's why it's funny. And no, no, funny, but for her perspective, it wouldn't really be funny. No, but her, no, the, the, not the idea, it's the idea of that's a real fear for her.

That's a fear that some woman, that woman has. Yeah, you know, I, and he's acquired that fear. And I think that is, that speaks some truth to what I like the idea of why they don't think it's funny. There might be, there might some people in, I don't, like it. They don't need to find it funny, right? Like, some people don't like dark humor. That's fine. That is completely fine.

That is completely fine. I, but you're not going to make me not like dark humor, especially because the reason why it's funny is because knowing that dark shit like this exist in the world. That's the reason why you have a laugh like that. It's the reason why doctors or surgeons who have to deal with death every fucking day or the light of doing life-saving

shit, they have to laugh about this stuff. Or they're going to kill themselves. And the way I'm like, don't fucking, I'm like I don't need me personally. Maybe some dumb ass that's never thought about that before needs a lecture. But when somebody wants to lecture someone who understands that, I'm like, I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.

She, was she, was her argument it was this idea of explaining it's me is like hey dude like this is why i and some of us of the girls that were there did you not know that though i understand that but for me it what happened it's not about me understanding it's about me helping my partner understand where i'm coming from that's it's it's not exactly about like oh i'm i'm i'm it's alien to me i'm very aware that women have to go through these things and that's a fucking horrible thing yeah but it's just a simply a moment of looking outside of myself and understanding the group of people that were directly affected by it yeah That's it.

But you already knew that. Oh, no, I'm aware, but it was more to understand it. It's more of like what it feels like is you want to give somebody like, you just want somebody to get it off their chest. It's not like, and to me, I'm like, that's fine if someone needs to vent, you know, but it's like there's venting and then there's like, you're not helping me, lecture me, you're not helping me understand anything. I understand this.

You're not going to change my position because I already agree with you. I think it was the idea of trying to help help both of us understand each other's part in that, right? Yeah. Like obviously we're both on the rights. Maybe she didn't understand dark humor. Because you can both be, you guys can both be on the same side of something, but not understand each other still in that instance. But like, like, not even talking about like Lily, but somebody like a cat black or whomever. Somebody that may never, they still will take the position that like laughing at this stuff was never funny.

And I'm like, I'm sorry. I fundamentally disagree. And that's the thing that won't like you, it would help her understand dark humor. It's not going to help me understand at all that like this is fucked up. I know it's fucked up. Otherwise, it wouldn't be funny. People's coping mechanisms are different.

I think people don't understand that. And that's also disrespectful to other people. It's like, this is how I cope. I laugh at it because if I don't, I'll cry all the time. Exactly. Yeah,

exactly. She's one of the least good faith people I think I've ever seen. I just, I just remember, I remember like the video, the streams she would do. And she was like, look at this lynching joke he made.

Like, like, look at he's making a joke about lynching black people. It was literally me making a joke about hanging myself. And I'm just like, I don't know. no man i don't know how to help you i really don't know like you're just you just want you just want this to be worse because you're so angry at me because i'm i don't know white

or something it must be i think it is that for some people maybe and it's like for some people yes because i did nothing to you i just think you're dumb yeah i remember uh tarik nashit tried to do that to me where when a cholo attacked me and i in my my title says a thug attacked me and then i put there's a on the thumbnail there's a cholo like a cartoon drawing of a cholo So the thug, he takes to Twitter and be like, oh, look at a thug. Oh, he assumes as a black person. I'm like, you, nigger, you saw the thumbnail. You know better, bitch.

But you just, he got him. That is an iconic photo, though, of him. That photo of it. That image is classic. It is a classic. I don't know my phone made. I told you, did I tell you guys that is crazy because I didn't know how old he was? But I went to a black owned bookstore when I was seven fucking grade with my aunt.

And then I was looking at what to get. And I saw this book called The Art of Macing. And I was like, oh, fuck, yeah, I need this. And my mom was like, put it back. Like, no, you're not getting the art of macing. You're fucking 13. And then I looked up what Tariq Nishin was into when we're beefing. That was him.

That's so funny. How old is he? He's fucking, like, in his 40s. He's a, he's an old 80s. That's still pretty. It's still pretty, but like, you can publish a book. Like, so like when I was 13, right? I forgot what year.

I can't even say right now. So you'd be like, what, to early 20s, maybe? No, you'd probably, yeah. And then so like all these years later He's an old Ado's naked man Like Threatnizade is an ancient fucking fucking fucking jackass Effectively He could be 50 now

It's been enough time because like shit what was that I was almost 10 fucking years ago He's probably he's probably fit in his 50s Yeah you guys are beefing with Trich Nishita is nuts It was just stupid because it's so wild He just found and I didn't know he was It was one of my favorite moments in YouTube actually That was beeping with him because he was

He's so funny It is funny. He's quippy. I don't think he understands that he's funny, but he's funny. He's got to know he's funny, man. He's on that epic rant. It was it was a Bunti, myself, a bunch of people. But when he was talking about Bunti, he was being so racist and I'm sorry it was fucking funny.

There's one point, at one point he just says, it's a long pause and he's like, Nick, I'll steal your camel. And it's so fucking funny because I'm like, it's so racist for no reason. For me, the idea of that is so, being a. black man and going on camera being racist to another person of color is so mind-bogglingly crazy. And someone is also like you're

like you're like you're like, it's like what are you? Are you, are you? Do you not? Do you not? Dorek's Muslim. He thinks this dude's probably Muslim. I'm like, why are you even? You guys should be close. And he's just like, nah, fuck this dude. It's so funny. He starts making fun to the holes in my ears and talking about like putting dicks in them and shit. It was funny, dude.

I love, uh, I loved that stream that he did when he was, when he's Mike wasn't working. It was just like so it was peaking the entire time. Yeah. Oh God. You remember the chocolate rain guy doing a mic of the street? That is where it was just fucking up. I don't think I've seen anything on the internet funnier than that. That shit is crazy.

I think that's the funniest I've ever seen. It's an all-tire video. Did we see that one live or no? That was just. Live. No, I definitely caught that years later. I caught it way later. But it looping over and over again forever and him not realizing.

So he's just like, but like you can't understand a fucking word of it. Guys, iconic video. If you have not seen that, I don't say this lightly. There's no hyperpurbially to me. There's the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet. For me. That shit is so funny. The funniest thing to me is like when you skip through it.

Yeah. And it's like, hey everybody. What? And it's just like this insane. It's so funny. It's a good video. Detransitioning so I'm not gay anymore. Snark Tank's honorary leftist.

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Nix and a fucking finals, baby. Nicks and a fucking finals, baby. Well, they still got, they still got one more. I saw they were, they had like a crazy game. The last game was absurd. Well, they've actually, they've been putting, since they struggled a little bit early, which was really weird.

Everybody was like, what the fuck's going on? They snapped out of it and they've been raping, like, just since the bell to act. It's, dude, at one point. Such an unbelievably effective offense is why. I was like, what? This is the Knicks? It's crazy.

It's insane how well they're playing right now. They're playing so well that I'm like, I think they can beat OKC Thunder. And there's a possibility that because they're playing that well. And I'm just like, but New York, hold your breath. we'll see when they get there because let's see man the New York just seems to we fumble we're yeah we've been a fumbler team since the 2010s man I don't know what's going on we've uh we've just in basketball and in baseball I can't stand to I kill the Dodgers fans man I want to I want to

physically fight Dodger fans and I talk to them why because what happened is that the Dodgers too fat the Dodgers fans what happened is that they are insulting Yankees fans for a long time before I stopped caring about baseball, the Dodger fans will consecrate the Yankees for having the most money and the ability to be able to buy the best players. Right now, that is all the Dodgers have. The Dodgers invested in the Japanese player base, which is genius, mind you, it was fucking. Shohei is the best baseball player I probably ever seen in my life. He's unbelievably good. But they invested with that, and then what happened to show he's like, hey, I'm not

an anomaly over there. There's a ton of us over there that are great. So now he's actively putting money into the team that go over there and get people that are also great. Cool thing about baseball is there's no cap. Yeah. So like a billionaire like Mark Walters or whatever is just buying a great team. Literally. Like the NBA where they have these dumbass fucking CBAs. Imaginary caps.

That you have to like, oh, only 200 something million. And to give the small markets a chance and it's gay. Because I'm just like, I'm sorry. You're born in fucktown. and you should have fucktown teams. And then now everything's like, ooh, can we afford it? Oh, LeBron James is taking $53 million.

Now we can have a good team of the Lakers. LeBron needs to retire. LeBron needs to retire. He needs that or take a massive pay cut. He needs to retire. There's no reason why he should be playing. I mean, he played like, he's still great. He played amazing.

When he, look at 20, it was 20 something. Right. It was 20-something average with like eight rebounds. It's insane. He's 41. I don't know what that means. With sciatica. He's 41 years old and he's playing better than

most people in the NBA. Not all players, but most. Like, he's still playing at a really high. It doesn't make sense to be playing at the... Any sport, people are usually out by 40-something. Usually at that point, they're either on veteran minimums just to be there for experience and, like, oh, I'm going to help lead people.

They're not the number one option to go to. The number one option got injured, and then he's like, I guess I got to take over in the playoffs, and then he did, and people are like, what the fuck is happening? LeBron is a one-to-a-lifetime math. So people say preparing a Jordan, I'm like, I'm sorry. Jordan extremely talented, dominant of his time.

LeBron is a once in a lifetime creature. The only difference between, I would say, the biggest difference is just mystique. It's just because of like Jordan cultivated so much culture within basketball to the point where his brand is so prevalent that it feels mystical. LeBron James doesn't feel mythical, but also enough time I think hasn't passed yet. I think that's one of the biggest things. Once he leaves the league and his numbers are there to just be viewed upon. for the last 20 years. Yeah.

It'll be like, oh, this guy is an anomaly. The way that, listen to the way of people. He might be the new regular though. Because people are getting, what I'm saying, no, what I'm saying, people are getting better. People, what I'm saying is, like, we talk a lot about how, like, how old people aren't going to look like the same type of old people when we were younger. Right. Right. Right. I would imagine that you probably have people in sports for longer.

It's already. That's true. That's true. So, like, you might not be the anomaly in that sense. He may not be going forward. Like, there might be people there for just as long, maybe longer. They might be longer. It's just can they be as dominant

For as long as he's been dominant That's true, yeah But you're having freaks Like this guy, there's this guy that's like 73, 74 Victor Wymagnama Who This he's a cheat code It's he's so long

He's so fucking good at shooting So he's so good at blocking to do everything It feels like basically If you try to build that in 2K They wouldn't let you do it He was like a custom character They literally wouldn't let you drill well And he looks like he looks like

He looks like a fucking sirenet But a person If you see him play, you'll laugh. I've never even seen. He's the, he's trying to find put in, put in, put in like, Victor, oh, put in Victor Wimby, because Wim and Yama's a little hard to smell. Wimby.

Just put in that and edits. He's an anomaly. So when, uh, when, when they're talking about sports, usually say edits instead of highlights. So it's like, Wim. And then put in like an edits and then look at him play. That has a rookie card of his. That's worth so much money right now. Ooh.

I'm going to steal it. Oh, I'm going to steal the fuck out of it. You're going to hate it. Yeah, highlights. Usually edits is like is more of what. Okay. I'll do edits. Because edits is usually like quicker and then it's, um...

He looks like a Skyroom giant. Yeah, just there should be something. Like, there shouldn't be something. If it's not, maybe shorts is shit, but yeah, there you go. Look at this fucking like long-limb freak. Wait, what is he doing? What is he doing? What is he?

What is he? Ew. Ew. What is that? It looks like a noodle. Yeah, see, the problem is he's 7.3, 7.4 and he's 230 pounds. That's crazy. His arm is taller than me.

Yeah. 230 pounds for being that tall is fucking crazy. What the fuck is this? He's amazing, though. And it sucks because it's... I mean, he has to be, right? He better be. Well, see, that's the problem.

No one that tall has ever played like him. They're usually just... He runs in a different. frame rate. They usually just like stand by the rim. That's usually like, but this guy can play any position. That's what's so crazy about him. Yeah, that is a...

He looks like, he doesn't look somebody from the BFG. What's that? The Big Friendly Giant. What is that? I've never even... Never heard of a big friendly giant? Yeah, whatever. Anyway, whatever. Where was I?

Oh shit. Let's see if we're gonna finish in 20 minutes. I doubt it, but you'll see what happens. Okay, yeah, we'll do it. This way I'll be Miss... Pop, blah, blah, blah, blah. I doubt it. What is this? Okay, what's the deal with me getting butt naked on the floor

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What was it say? Juntao from Rush Hour. Oh, that's good. Show Derek my profile. That's good. That's good. That's good. Somebody must have seen because I was, there was somebody, there was a rush hour clip playing on Instagram Reels. And there was a bunch of people that just kept calling that dude Juntau.

And I was like, you talk about media literacy. This is just fucking insanity to me that I was like that the Asian guy in Rush Hour, the first one, very early in the movie, he's revealed as being, his name is Song. Yeah. And then like, Juntau's the fucking British guy. Yeah. He's the main villain. But like a bunch of people just think the Asian guys must be Juntao because he's Asian. And I'm just like, did you guys watch the fucking movie?

That was like the whole point of the movie. And then like somebody replied to me because I left a comment. And someone said, what are you talking about? He literally fucking points at him and says Junetow's like, I wanted to call that guy a hard art. Wasn't that, like, the assumption. Wasn't the whole thing was that people assumed that was him and it wasn't? It was like a Mandarin thing?

No. I don't know. No, like, if you watch the movie, Jackie talks about like the guy saying because he tries to, they're in Hong Kong and he's chasing him. Right. So he's always been, he's always been. I can't remember. I only saw it once at a party.

From the very, and then the Junetow, they're chasing Junetow about like, If you're older, you kind of, especially if you're older, you immediately kind of know, oh, there's something up with that British guy. And then so they're looking for Juntau, like June Town is like a like a code name or something. Yeah, but I feel like I remember, I remember there was a thing where it's just like, oh, Juntau's the British guy. Oh, how funny. Like no one expected that because Juntau is, is an Asian name. Yeah, it's like I'm mislead kind of thing. I think maybe it's just, to me it's kind of like watching as an adult, it's if you just see the way that he's acting.

and you're like, oh, it's got to be this guy. But I understand that people were expecting it to be an Asian guy, but I think that's just because they're dumb and racist. I think that's kind of like what happened. I think that's like, right, yeah, whatever. Not like, or like, it's definitely going to be an Asian man. Because I remember watching that movie and they played it like they were trying to do that. I feel like when he walked it, when they found him at the restaurant,

it was like, you're Juntao? They played it like that. Well, they're looking for Junetau. He's not there. Yeah. songs uh june tau actually leaves uh through the back well he is he actually is there he leaves yeah um they didn't they didn't they when when chris tucker saw song in the in the restaurant and he was like wipe yourself off you're bleeding like he didn't

be like oh fucking june tower you know it wasn't they weren't yeah right right yeah it wasn't happening and there's the part where uh jacky and when they're at the charity event he's walking really fast and he's pointing at the brit he says june chow and the british guy turns around song is there But the British guy's like What fuck And so to me I'm just like

If you watch it You understand it And maybe to some people Like oh that's June towel Maybe that happens And taps the guy I said it's he's calling you And he's like

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That's, I don't know, man. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like either one is funny because like Conor winning is like funny because it's like, I subversion.

But also like Airbud closing his jaw on Conner's throat is also a crazy spin too. Yeah. We're like, this is how he grapples. And it's just him. The dog's teeth get the ability to do this through Conner's throat. It's probably crazy. And it's like, oh.

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the king of haphazard will see you next time. You won't see me as long as a vacation, but you see that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, he's going to... Yeah, we're going to figure it out. We might do a guest episode, maybe. Oh, yeah. We'll figure it out.

I'm going to reach out to some people. Leave your mic here. Don't forget. Hey. All right, bye. Bye.