The Snark Tank - #409: Chud the Builder is COOKED

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

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Welcome to the Snart Tank. You're about to get your news glazed by the great Chris Raygo, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeney, sit back and put some glazing glory. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek. It's him, Sweeney.

Just kidding. Sweeney's gone. What happened to him again? Um, last time I heard, uh, terrorist hijacked his plane to, uh, right. I think he was going to Tahiti. Yeah. Yeah. And then, uh, and then, uh, we warned him.

We warned him. We, he's, we said specifically, it's like, Mercury is in retrograde. Right. Uh, you're going to get hijacked by terrorists and, uh, on your flight to Tahiti. And he said, no, I'm too smart. Yeah. To be hijacked. He thought he was too intelligent to be hijacked.

And now he's fucked. So, like, I mean, maybe he'll return. Maybe he won't. Maybe he'll come back with, like, one fewer organ. Yeah. You know? Wake up in an ice bath. Yeah, terrorists are pretty good at bargaining.

Like, they might let you go as long as you give them something valuable. Do you think if Kingston was truly, like, if Kingston, I don't know, if, for some reason, Kingston was flying to wherever he's flying. I think he's flying to Hawaii for his, like, with his, uh, fiancee. Yeah. with Lily for like a wedding, like a post-wedding kind of celebration thing. Yeah. If his plane was hijacked and brought to, say,

hmm, Iran. And he was the only, he was the only hostage. Do you think our government would even care that he's, like, do you think that it's like American podcaster? You know,

Tom Sweeney, and then they would look up all of his clips, all of his, all of his videos. Do you think that would engender, do you think that would engender, enough people be like, ah, actually leave them. No, I mean, absolutely, absolutely they would leave them.

Yeah. Like, say, I would question if the Obama administration might even leave them. You know what I mean? Like, the Obama administration would certainly leave them. Like, just be brave. And we'll send, I don't know, maybe we'll send a seal to see what happens. We'll send it. We'll send a seal.

And they literally send an animal. They send a seal. Right. And then just see what's happening. Oh, fuck, we signed the wrong paperwork. Did you hear, did you hear, because you know, there's like a type of torpedo or something like that or a type of weapon that they call it dolphin. And then you saw the reporting that people were actually saying, oh, they're sending like trained dolphins to like fuck with Iran or something or vice versa. I remember hearing something about that.

And I just like, I was, I think I woke up and saw that. And I was like, this is too stupid for me to look into. I can't. I'm too tired for this. But Kingston's gone. Yeah. Rest in peace, potentially. Yeah.

You know, he's flying actually. I think he's flying right now. I think he might be in the air as we speak. So. Well, that's true. You did say he was going today. That's right. Yeah.

He might be in the ocean. He'll be back soon. We're going to try and get a guest for the next episode. This was like a little bit too short notice. But I think by, uh, by Tuesday, we'll have some. somebody. But in the meantime, it's just me and Derek. Yeah.

And we've got some stuff to talk about. Not too much. We're going to lean onto the questions this episode, but there is something that we should bring up. Because it's an immediate follow-up. Yeah. Of something that we just talked about. I can't remember because I've had this conversation numerous times, like on camera and off-camera. But I swear to God in that episode, the last episode that we published,

We were talking about Chud the Builder, and we said probably specifically, he's going to get into some serious trouble. He's going to shoot somebody or someone's going to shoot him. And it's going to be a disaster. I think literally we said that in the last episode. If not, we said it before we recorded and just forgot to restate it. Right. But like, dude, it is. So the day we recorded that, I think it might have, it might have even happened while we were talking about.

Probably. He gets into an altercation with some guy. He unloads into this guy's, I think, head and chest, doesn't kill him somehow. Grazes himself as well. Right. I think hits another guy in the stomach. That was something I heard early. I don't know how true that is.

I don't know. I didn't hear about that. I don't know. I heard some audio of somebody's like, this guy's got something in the stomach. This guy got shot in the stomach. But so he's obviously arrested. And it looks like he's being charged. with attempted murder.

Yep. Looks like, looks like, I'm seeing 56 years in prison. I don't know if that's accurate. Twitter's all over the place. Could be up to, you know.

It could be up to. But I do know his bond is at like 1.25 million. Which, in my opinion, is like hysterically low considering. But yeah. If you, if you read the racist internet comments,

it's way too high. And then they're, if it was a if it was a black guy it would his bond would be $5,000 like I've just see I just okay same what world are these people living in bro they're so crazy this is the they'll cherry pick examples of circumstantial things happening in certain areas usually very underprivileged areas where bonds will be set low and stupid reoffending bullshit will happen but they won't they they never focus on the macro.

Like, like, and then first of all, they're not even focusing on this situation in particular. It's like, brother, why are you acting? And they're all talking about self-defense, mind you. Like, can we, at least, even if you're a fan of Chud the builder, you, like, how could you not admit that, well, that was fucking stupid? Yeah. Like, come on. Dude, he's going around antagonizing people on purpose looking for a fight. Like, I don't, I don't really know how.

I just don't. I just don't know how you don't see that, obviously. It's just like some dude walking around looking for a fight and causing problems where there doesn't need to be. Like, I know that there's like a common, like, I don't know, man. You see videos all the time trending on Twitter about like, and it's usually like far right accounts. Talking about like, oh my God, look at this black dude chimping out. Just some black guy being loud, right? And then there's videos of this, this dude, white guy shouting the N word in front of like children.

you know what I mean in public places that would otherwise be completely docile and calm right and they're like yeah and it's like are you do you not i guess they don't right i guess that's the obvious answer yeah it's just crazy to me that that's like the irony of that is lost on them but completely but yeah chud the builder is uh i don't know he he's probably going to make that bail i mean that's like a like that's that's nothing for crowdfunding yeah i've already seen some crowdfunding even when he was just arrested. He wasn't even in front of a judge yet. And it was already gaining a ton of money.

Obviously, this guy would gain a lot of money because I remember there was that one lady that was calling the little kid the N-word or something. She raised like hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yeah, she got like, I remember it might have been more, but I remember when I checked on it, it was like 50 grand or something. I'm just like, Jesus Christ, I think it got, I think I saw it at like 600K or something. God, Christ. Yeah, yeah, a million dollars for sure.

shouting the N-Word of the fucking tiny Somalian child. That's it. I don't understand. I need people to understand. When they say, you know, there's a lot of optimists and there's a lot of good people out there that will say humans are. They're good. They are good. And I'm like, listen, humans are empty vessels that have the capacity to be good.

But then you see how many people are willing to donate so much money to horrible people rather than people who are struggling. or something. Even people who are like them, even poor white people that would probably be like, hey, man, could you help my family out? They'd be like, get a job. And then they see this lady blasting the inward, seeing this guy trying to get killed. Seeing Chud the builder, literally, in my opinion, trying to get killed. Yeah, I think he's suicidal. Yeah. He thinks he's got a death wish or something. It seems like he's like, might as well make as much money as possible and then be taken out after because you don't do shit like this and expect to live very long. I mean, we talked last episode about him just sitting there, man,

like my ex-wife, she wants to change my kid's name. You know, he wants to be disassociated with him. Like, he's all unhappy that his family doesn't want to fuck with him. So it just looks like he's just like, fuck it. Kill me. Who cares? I got nothing. I don't know, man.

It's just crazy to me that there are even bonds. Like, I just said, like, that whole, that whole premise to me. is it's a Mark Zuckerberg could attempted, could attempt murder like a million times. Right. If this is the bail for, you know what I mean? Like, it's just like, oh, what do you mean there's just a price tag that you get to pay to break certain laws? It's so, that's so crazy to me. Right.

And you have the stipulations of like, you know, you go to like a bail bond place and then they'll, okay, you pay 10% of it. And then you can get out. And so there's all these things. things to where it's not as extreme. To me, especially when it comes to his behavior, Chut the Builder's behavior, for me would be like, I can't let you out.

I can't let you out because you seem stupid enough to just do this again, like immediately. It's the kind of thing where it's just like, if we let you out and we see you streaming at all in public, you know what I mean? Yeah. If we

even see that you go live once, you're coming back. Yeah. Hopefully. That's the stipulation. Like, what do you doing? This is insane. I hope that is. It's probably going to be on ankle monitor, house arrest type shit, whatever. Probably, yeah.

I just don't trust somebody that mentally unstable to just behave until his next court date or whatever. No, exactly. It's just like, look, there are people who, there's too much leniency in general with the shit. Like, I don't know. Like, I know that it was a big talking point, but like that dead dude on the, that dude on the train that killed that girl. It's like that guy should have clearly been locked away, obviously. Right. But this dude is such so clearly, like, not well.

You can't have that guy running around with a fucking flint lock. Like what do you like or whatever the fuck it is he carries with his cowboy hat? Do you see the pictures of him from like forever ago to dress as like a fairy? Yes. Do you see that? Is that real? It looks real when I look at like actually the pictures. It doesn't look altered.

It doesn't look like, I'm like, oh yeah, this looks like a, young him. I believe it because the pattern checks out because for some reason these people that are always the ones that are chimping out and going crazy and doing wild stuff are always projecting their insecurities onto everybody else. It's like it's it's so fucking stupid. It's it's so annoying. Every time this happens there is an expose of people wearing a dress.

I remember there's that chud guy that was I forgot what he had before. what his position was in Congress. Something, I can't remember his names with an M and he was in a wheelchair. And, fuck, I think I remember what you're talking about. Yeah, you should remember that,

like, I think it was his cousins. He was like roughhousing with his cousins, like naked or something on the fucking bed or something. And then there was, let me look it up. Pictures of him dressing up in, like,

in a dress. And I'm like, it's like, dude, it's always these dudes. Politician. I'm Googling the weirdest shit. It's like,

I don't know if it's Madison. I just remember there was an M in there. Wheelchair politician naked. I don't know. That should probably pull it up. Madison Cawthor. Madison, okay. First thing that comes up when you Google wheelchair politician naked.

I'm really good at keyword searching, I think. Yes, sir. But, dude. Yeah, Madison Cawthard. I forgot about this whole thing. Yeah, there's, I don't know, dude. What else is there? Well, there's Christy Noon.

husband with the fake not even not even a real chess plate you know like not even like a real like cosplay boob plate it's just like balloons like he's six years old it's pretty wow my god this stuff it's a funny it's funny it is funny there's this clip that i've been trying to find um unfortunately i don't think i'm going to find it because it's there's too many of them but it was just a pastor giving a

what did you say? What did you say? I'm sorry, I saw I looked at my YouTube window and it said there's a new video from Kyle Kalitsky it says Trump defense sucking of baby dicks I swear this is not clickby I was like I okay Is that the I'm assuming

I'm assuming I'm assuming it's the the the Jewish tradition of circumcising babies so with their mouths which is insane it's

insane that that's a real thing but my eye twitches it's it is I remember learning about this one of this cognitive distance this podcast I've listened to like since forever they cover the story and they were talking about a herpes outbreak

right yeah and I was like a decade ago yeah yeah yeah exactly and I just well this how are we so like guys we're we're trying to That's all you can do is like, exactly. All you can do is throw your hands up, dude, because you're, you want to get the Epstein files released. But then it's like, we couldn't do anything about that.

We couldn't even just be like, hey, rabbis, could you please stop sucking baby nicks and giving them purpies? No. No. I really, I don't know, man. It's just crazy. All this, we just live in such a joke. This is a joke. Like the Chut the builder is, it seems such, it seems so fake to me.

Like, I always think about what other countries think about this shit. You know what I mean? I know. Well, I'm sure they're laughing at it because it's just like, because we're just fucking ourselves over for no reason. Like, seriously, politically speaking, it is crazy that red states essentially made the entire world or are making the entire world switch over to the yen instead of the dollar because they just wanted to scream faggot more often than they were previously allowed to scream it. Right, right. Like, that was the entire reason that they were like, let's replace the dollar worldwide with the yen and see how that works for us because we wanted to scream slurs and sheds. It's like, oh, my God.

Yeah. What a stupid tradeoff. Sweet deal. Sweet deal. We're going to find out, you know, the guys is already stupid. Yeah. So we'll see what happens. But I do want to bring up the fact that, like, this Judd the builder guy, I feel like, I swear to God, this guy showed up like a week ago.

You know what I mean? Like relative. like I feel like I'd never heard of this guy I think before last month I didn't hear about this guy at all. I may have I may have but it might have just been a flash in the pan and it's to the point where I can

I can never remember I only remember the Chud part and not for some reason I always want to go to Chud Logic because I know that was the thing I was like which Chud Logic I know I've heard that before that's something it's like a website or like a person I don't know yeah it's But yeah, so he's... Chud's the builder.

I saw it. Did you see the... I retweeted this because I thought it was so funny. It was like coded like something that we would say. Or it's like some tweet that I saw. I was like, chud the builder is kind of a lazy name for a Twitch streamer. It's not even a pun.

Hey guys, I'm Thomas the Tank racist. It doesn't work. Those things don't sound similar. I'm like, yeah, what is Chud the Builders? Is it a Bob the Builder a pun? Does he build? things. I don't think it has, I don't think it has anything to do with anything. It was probably just a username that was cute. And then he's like, that's my thing. I, you know, like, you see,

I see, you see, you see dumbass us usernames like that all the time. We got it. We should, we should, we should, we should, uh, oh, here, okay, wait, wait, wait, I think I'm cooking. Elmer Chud. Ooh, I like Elmer Chud. That's good. I like Elmer Chud. I like Elmer chud's really good we gotta find a way to do we just put like uh we'll just give um we'll take a picture of elmer fudd and then we'll just give him like a i don't know fetal alcohol syndrome chin and then we'll uh we'll just we'll just tweet we'll just tweet the epsler a million times i like it then get a bunch of two million two million followers exactly 12 hours but yeah well good luck good luck to chud i i say i say bad look i'm gonna be honest

I'm being real bad luck to chud the chud the building we've we've canceled each other out now it's up to it's up to fate's hands it is that is what a fucking what a fuck this this is so fucking stupid it's this is so dumb it's really just the people the these people know the people that are defending him there's I just can't fuck I know I should there's nothing should surprise me nothing should surprise me now but still there is something. that I'm like, I know you know better, cunt. You, the, the fuck, you're a fuck around and find out person. You, oh, if a black person's robbing a store or some shit like that and gets blasted by the store clerk, you're like, good. You're not fucking being like, oh, you're not making excuses. You're just like, yeah, yeah, exactly. It's shit happened. Right.

Yeah. And then like, come on. Like, come on, dude. All of it's crazy. Even Nick Fuentes is like, no, I don't think, did you see what he was like, I don't think what he was defensible. Yeah. I'm just like, yeah, I mean, duh. Yeah.

You're a normal person with like a, even just the basic understandability of just like, oh, I can understand the world around me. It's like, oh, yeah, you can't be going around fucking intentionally antagonizing people, brandishing a firearm and looking, like instigating retaliations. Right.

Like, I don't know. It's over. It's over, bud. Yeah. I definitely, I worry about the people that, find that content entertaining, you know what I mean? Because that's, like, watching his streams that's, you know, I, I don't know. I just feel like anyone who is subscribed to him should probably be, you know, you know, there's like a garbage island and they should just kind of live there.

That would be fun to have like a little island made a trash. You know, they can, fun, they can grow crops on. Yeah, yeah. And they can live. We won't even tax them. They can scream the N-word as much as they want. They can do, yeah. The birds on the island will start saying it too.

Yeah, yeah. You know, they'll be in like a perfect utopia where like even the animals are saying the N-word. It's like, oh, it's like Cinderella. Yeah, so you're on. Or not Cinderella. What's the one where, uh... Snow White, maybe? Is she the one with like the, the, the, uh, the has animals or so?

They sing. Oh, yeah. I think, I think it might be snow white. I think you're right. I'm a, I think so. I don't, but I'm also not, Cinderella is not. Cinderella is not a woodland-oriented person. Right, yeah.

It also could be Pocahontas, I guess. I guess Pocahontas makes more sense, but let's see. It also feels worse to say. There's a lot of animals in that. Yeah, there's a lot of animals. I don't know if they're seeing it shit, but there's definitely a lot of animals. A lot of chipmunks and raccoons and all this dumb bullshit and deer. It's got a business, right?

There's a raccoon in, there's literally a raccoon in, in Pocahontas that, like, has a rap. I don't remember that What? Yeah No, it doesn't What do you mean? Yeah I don't think the animal's talking

Pocahontas, right? That one wraps You fucking shut up No, it doesn't No it doesn't Do you think that would have been That would probably A problem, right?

If the raccoon Rapped A fucking And like That is the only animal In the only animal In the fucking movie That sings

Or talks Yeah, and it's a raccoon too that would be a big fucking problem. Oh my God. What else? What else happened? I think that was really the big thing that I noticed. I'm checking Twitter right now just to see if anything else has happened.

And it doesn't seem like much has gone down. Nah, no crazy happened. At least that was a big thing that I saw. I thought that was funny because it popped up on the feed immediately. And it's going to be funny to the people that listen to the episode. Yeah. Because they're going to be like, they just missed it. I know.

I know it's so, it's so frustrating. I wish I could remember if we talked about it. Actually, I got to listen to that episode. I got to look for clips anyway. But like, the builder. Can we racist? Yeah. The builder.

Yes, we can. Yes, we obviously can. fucking garbage. Oh, man. I feel like I, there's something that I feel like happened that I can't. Oh, my God. What am I forgetting? Oh, that guy from, I guess it's not that big of a news story so much as it's just something that's happening under underlying everything.

But like that dude from a shark tank, you know, Mr. Wonderful. The bald one, yeah. He's going around arguing for data centers and shit. He's trying to build like a. several tens of thousand foot long data center in like Utah or Ohio or something like that. Oh, great. He's going around arguing for it. He fucking sucks.

I don't know. I got nothing to say about him really, but like it's just the fucking worst. Yeah, you know, help. That's what we need. We need much more,

you know, while the people, while the people are struggling and, uh, and their utility bills are going up, you know, they need more data centers in their, vicinity to fuck them even harder.

That's exactly what needs to have Mr. Wonderful. What a fucking name to. I know, Mr. Wonderful. It's like, it's like when,

it's like when, I'm sure this is somewhat intentional also. But like, it's like whenever there's like a big guy. It's like, oh, it's tiny. Literally I was going to say that.

I was going to say that. I was crazy with there. Well, it just seems like it's just like, oh, you're clearly not a wonderful guy. Yeah. You're like,

you're clearly. like wonder like the the the adjective like the the word that comes nowhere near to mind when i think of this bald man this fucking villain is like yeah he's always just like we can't let china win and it's just like china's first of all they're they're they're so far they have they have not one more than this administration like it's crazy like there's never there's never been a more pro china administration than this one it's actually crazy brother i was the train the other day. I think it might have been the same day as that terrorist thing that happened or whatever, that package. And there was a lady

who looked like she had no business knowing anything about anything, but I was listening to her for maybe like 30 seconds. I'm like, oh, she knows what she's talking about. And she was just gone on about like how advanced China is and how they're fucking kicking her ass. And she's talking to like, she's basically, they both look completely brain dead. And they understood how badly we're losing to them.

It is so good. Do you see that thing where like Trump was giving an interview or something? There's always some fucking insane interview with him where he's like, he's talking about how it's like it's actually good that a lot of our native, a lot of our land is being purchased by China. Oh. Yeah. I'm just like, okay.

All right. Care to elaborate? Yeah. Insane. Like, I don't know. Like, it makes me feel Republican almost technically because I'm like,

I'm like, what do you mean? You want, you know what I mean? It seems like a very, like, Republican dad kind of thing to say. He's like, why do you want China buying our stuff? But it's like, no, that, first of all, it's just normal. Second of all, aren't you a Republican? Well, obviously not. Yeah, yeah.

He's like fucking whatever. He's a fucking rhino. He also, um, he also, what is it? There was a clip of him taking a drink. Did you see that? No, I've seen classic clips of him drinking. He was, uh, taking a sip of champagne. And there was a thing, there was a whole thing about, like, how he, he hasn't drank in a long time.

Oh, right. Yeah, he doesn't drink. And so he's like, so he's like, he took a sip of champagne. He's like, oh, it's over. He's dying. He's trying to, he's, he's like, he's fucking, who cares. That's interesting. Yeah, he's always pride himself and saying it doesn't drink.

That's interesting. Yeah, he took a sip of champagne and he's, uh, you know, he's probably, he's probably, he's probably, I'm going to do crack cocaine. I want to do get at me. I mean, dog, he's looking bad. Like, uh, there's a picture that he took with. I don't know who the fuck these people. but somebody zoomed in a picture of him in the White House and I was like, Jesus Christ, like, like, he looks fucking bad. He looks like Laura Lumer in that photo.

This is a real fucking photo. This is real in the hip in the White House. That is terrifying. It's bad, dude. I was just like looking and I was like, oh, man, I can see the pain behind those eyes. Yeah. Like he's like, those, that is a, I'm trying to be happy, but he's just like, I can't do it anymore, dude. I can't pretend like my legs don't feel like brought worst.

And I'm miserable right now. So fucking miserable. You know, you know he's just like, man, if I, if only he's so obviously compromising blackmail. He's just like,

God damn it, man. I just want to, I think he just wanted to be president to prove a fucking point to himself that like I can be president again. Like I lost a Biden or whatever. And then he's like, I can do it again. I can manipulate the system.

blah, blah. Cool. And then I think he just, wanted to just golf now golf until he dies but then obviously the the project 2025 and and

and in Israel are like nope we gave you a lot of money it's time to pay up sir and uh he's not happy he's clearly suffering and yeah at least at least there's that yeah there is there's like a silver

a really really faint silver lining to all of this and knowing that he's probably really frustrated all the time. Yeah, it's nice. But yeah, that's really it that's going on. There's some like, I think, yeah, not even any video game stuff happening either. So I guess we can just move on to some questions from our patrons over at patreon.com

slash the snark tank. You can go over there, early access ad free for a dollar. It's that low. You can jump in, get on the ground floor. There's a much of other, uh, this is a bunch of other tears to $25 to get your name right at the end of the show, which you will experience at some point very soon. Uh, get your questions right on the show, all that jazz. We'll see, uh, we'll see this one. Unk on a trunk rode in.

Very cool. This is an insane fucking write in, but I felt like I had to read it. Uh, Kalinsky Fuentes, 2028. How are we feeling, fellas? unlikely. I'll say that. I'll say that's fairly unlikely. I know like, what's his name? Fentes would jump at the opportunity. Yeah, you would be like, that sounds hilarious. Let's do it. And Kyle would just, you know, if you're even asking, you'd be like, are you fucking serious? Like, yes, please. Yeah. Yeah, I'm doubtful of that. It is, it is a funny premise. It would be, uh,

like if somebody wanted to animate that and make like a little like a quick little a little sketch out of that that I think that would be pretty fun. Yeah. Yeah, but uh, yeah.

Unfortunately, Kyle has a fucking principles and he like doesn't even, he doesn't even do ad reads or anything. And I'm like, all right, bro. Yeah, that's crazy to me.

I'm just like, you can, you can, you can do an ad read. Go ahead. Like, you probably shouldn't do an ad read for like a, like a politician or something.

Right. or anything like that, but like, I don't know, man, I've done ad reads for like companies that turned out to be shitty. Like, Honey had that whole thing, right? Oh, right, exactly. Honey seems good until we're like, oh, here's the dark side of it. Yeah, and I had no qualms about being like, oh, yeah, they suck. If that's what they were doing, like that's, that's, you know,

I don't think it really compromises people in the way that people assume it does. No. It can. It completely depends on what your, what your ads are. Like, say, there's, there's. There's, for moral reasons, maybe you don't want to take a bunch of gambling ads. But you can also, you can also, so much stuff is corrupt and fucked up already. You can, if you're savvy about it, like, take advantage of that.

And you tell people like, well, here's how you, like, there's this guy that I watch. He does, like, prize picks. And they are, they win a little bit of money every time they. do it. He's like, here's the discord, and he even mentions it. And he's like, unfortunately, you know, there's probably going to be one percent of those people that are going to get addicted. But you're hoping most people are just going to be reasonable about that shit. And that's kind of the idea, kind of like almost with anything that's being sold, or you're a video game, you're whatever it is. There's going to be somebody who's going to spend

all their money on skins or fucking on packs or whatever. so you're not hoping that happens but I'm just saying that there's a lot of immoral shit surrounding anything and you dig deep enough you're gonna find some fucking problems so at the end of the day

just targeting ad reads for YouTubers specifically it's kind of fucking stupid when it's like it's ads are everywhere they're everywhere brother and it's like ad for McDonald's you know how fuck the McDonald's is you know what I'm saying but like

it's just it's kind of like you gotta you gotta just draw your line somewhere. Yeah. I don't think you need to draw it at Aterese. I don't think you need to, but Kyle does and he's just like, fuck it. If it works for him, he has dug a hole, though,

where he's like he can't do it. Right, exactly, because he fucking mentions that all the time. Like, bro, you're leaving, oh, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on me on. You're leaving a lot of money on the table. Yeah. Yeah. Easily. But yeah.

What was it? Okay. World's saddest and gayest Hollywood undead fan from Michigan, Rodin. Says, Howdy, Upstanding. Gentlemen. In episode 405 at two hours, 56 minutes, and 40 seconds in, Sweeney admitted to watching dogs self-suck. Are we just going to gloss over that or nah? I guess it's on brand for him, but I don't know if I'd let him choose, I don't know if I'd let him close to Keith David.

Let me say this. If I wanted to be charitable to Kingston, I would say he saw a dog doing this. Not that he watches dogs do it on purpose. that's if I wanted to be charitable. Right. I don't care to be charitable, really. Right. I think there's a chance that sweetie might just like to watch dogs self-suck. You know?

I don't know him. If only he were here to address it. We're just going to have to hypothesize. And I don't know, I think maybe there's something to it. Yeah, I'm assuming it's absolutely true. He watches, he has like an hour compilation of every single clip that anyone is uploaded online of dogs self-sucking.

Yeah, he's got a whole folder of it, I think, on his phone. He's got a hard drive taped to the back of a, to the back of his TV. It says, dog's self-sucking. And, you know, what could that be? What could? Do you think Lily would leave him if, if, if she found a hard drive like that?

I think it's too late. Yeah. She's dug in. I think it's too late. I think she might know. Oh, like she, oh, she completely,

like she's, and she just rolled her eyes and pretend like it didn't happen, really. It's fine. It's funny. He's funny. He's funny.

It's funny. That's why her mom hates dogs. Yeah. He's always talking about how her family hates dogs because they're both, they both like to watch himself suck. Yeah. Fuck any.

It's like, Lily's mom doesn't want, like you're clearly going to just watch our dog do like weird shit to itself you're gonna like put you know people put peanut butter on their balls they're gonna put peanut butter

on the dog's balls who wants the dog licking it off that's so sad man god Christ I've never thought about that like why would I why would I why would I but it's just

it's just funny like okay okay somebody putting peanut butter on the dog's dick or balls and watch it like it out That is so disgusting. I fucking hate that. Randeep Kang wrote in.

Says, hey, gamers, what do you think about Hassan screaming at his chat, calling all gamers unfuckable losers? Are you guys unfuckable losers? And why do you think he hates Shoo-on-Head? I'm honestly asking because I don't watch her and I'm Canadian. Does he also hate you guys? Because Chris was known as the male Shouan Head back in the day. I don't know.

I can't imagine that Hassan is even remotely aware of us. Although he did do that video that one time reacting to the story that we were telling about Dave Rubin. Do you remember that? No, that's the thing. I remember you mentioning this. And then you said something about him calling us like, run the jewels or something. Yeah, he called us run the jewels. And I'm like, I would like to find that.

I've never seen that before. I want to see that. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder if I could find it real quick. Yeah. But it's, yeah. Yeah. So the.

look, I gotta be real, man. I get it right. Like, I guess like, oh, gamers are unfuckable losers. It's hyperbole. But like, brother, like, gamers are really annoying. Like, it's, I don't know. I spend a lot of time in this space. I have an entire other show dedicated to, like, that space.

And so I see a lot of the way that crowd interacts. And it's just, it is just as dumb as the political stuff, but it's even more stupid because it's not even serious. you know what I mean it's like it's it's it's the same level of stupidity and and like um dogmatic self seriousness and but it's like it's not even about policy that's going to affect the lives of people right about like it's about like whether or not a video game is good or not and it's just like it is I get the impulse to lash out and be like man these guys are fucking complete losers I get it I totally get it obviously it's you know it's a blanket term it's not holistically true

but I feel it. Yeah. And you also know he doesn't mean literally every fucking gamer, which like if you take it that way, stop being uptoe, stop being fucking stupid. Don't do that. Because when anybody blanket generalizes,

they're not talking about, unless they're just like a complete racist bigot or something, you know, they're like, oh, all black people are X or something like that. You know, okay, sure.

But you know specifically, he's talking about a certain type of gamer and they do exist. We just talked about the Slay of the Spire 2 shit. those are those fucking people exactly they exist god I'm so sad

that I can't find this clip anymore because I remember laughing at it because I thought it was like Run the Jewels is hilarious yeah it's actually funny yeah I would yeah I never see

if it can be fine it's probably since is it like on a stream or something it's probably be hard to fucking yeah it was like a clip oh man it was so long ago too it was like forever ago I can't imagine

that we're gonna fuck yeah yeah Maybe somebody listening can find it. Yeah, because I always wanted to see it because I never saw that. And I ran into Hassan at Creator Clash too. And I wonder this about certain because I've done this before myself where sometimes I do know somebody, Omar, aware of them, or I just, I'm aware of them and I just don't bring it up at all because it doesn't matter. It's not, it's not important to the context of whatever.

and it's entirely possible that Hassan, us being in in similar circles on YouTube and whatever, he might have come across my content, especially like, oh, if he knows his shoe on head is, he might have seen you, Chris or me or something.

He might have, he might be aware. When I met him, and that was something that I was actually wondering, I was like, oh, I wonder if he knows who I am or if he's, because he might have a very bad impression,

but we chatted for, I don't know, a couple of minutes. and I was like, I'm maybe not. And if he did know, he seemed kind of like neutral about it. And,

but I was just telling, it was funny, I was telling him, this is before, obviously, Ethan and Hassan broke up. But I was telling him because I caught a couple episodes of their podcast.

What was it called? Left, uh, left over. Leftovers. And, uh, I told I was like,

Hey, man, you got to tell Ethan to stop talking so much, man. I was like, you got, you got, you got to have him reel it back, brother. Like, like, he's, he's supposed to be the supporting guy. If you're talking about politics, I was like, you got to tell him to fucking reel it back. And eventually it happened. And I think that that might have been the first, not because of me.

I'm not saying because of me, because it was obvious. But I think that was the first probably conflict and then the Israel, Palestine stuff. But there was, like, probably a noticeable thing that Ethan wants to run the show. And people are probably telling them to shut the fuck up because he's not. this isn't his realm. So you're talking too much when this guy that does this for a living is trying to speak and then you're trying to like talk over him and it's kind of crazy. I would never have the balls to do that.

Like if I had a, I join a sports show and there's the sports brain and I'm like, let me keep talking over the main guy that has all the information about sports. It's kind of like, all right, man, you're kind of ballsy. Right. Dude, well, I can't find it. It's so old. Yeah. But, oh, and you said it was.

I'm sorry, go ahead. I'm trying to remember. Oh, man, I was going somewhere and I totally forgot. Oh. It doesn't matter. What were you going to say? I was going to say the shoe thing. I didn't, what, what is he, what happened with him in shoe?

Have you heard of it? I don't know. I saw that she, I don't know. I saw she made a video about him, but like it was in a response to something that he said about. I didn't watch it. I just don't care about this space. So he like, she made a video responding to something he said. Or like, it's reverse, I think.

I think she made a video. It was probably like a male loneliness epidemic video or something like that. Okay. And then he probably covered it on a stream and, and I don't know. I genuinely, I can't speak from a place of authority on it. I genuinely don't know what the video is. But I honestly, she's, go ahead. I'm sorry, keep going.

Keep going. I'm trying to remember what I was going to say before. There is something interesting about Chew-in-Head to me that like, I never, I know she's doing really well on her content because I remember around that loneliness shit or whatever, that shit was getting like mad views. And I imagine she's still getting mad views. So, but like I never see anything. Like, I don't see any of her stuff anywhere. It's interesting that like when I see people that are doing incredibly well, but they're not like in the, you know, they're not like.

in the zeitgeist or anything. I never really see them popping up anywhere. I never really see. It's really kind of a neat place to be in. Oh, yeah. It's a great place to do. If you can manage that. That's like really dope that to, um, but like I can't even, I can't say, I remember a long time ago.

I, I, I, I saw one of her videos. I, you know, I didn't particularly, it was about that stuff. I didn't particularly, uh, particularly love it. So I imagine, Hassan, I imagine a son. And I can imagine why you would have a problem with her. Sure. Yeah. But, yeah.

I can't, I don't know. Like, I've, I've caught clips of shoe on head videos lately. But I haven't seen any, I don't know, it doesn't strike me as, like, none of it strikes me as particularly crazy. Like, I saw the only, the one thing that I was like, come on, was like the Charlie Kirk thing. Oh, right. I forgot about that. I was like, come on. Like, we're, we're from the same.

We're from the same era. Let's be, let's be real. Like this is not, this is not tearworthy at all. But outside of that, I can't think of anything that I've seen from her that would, that would be particularly like, I completely forgot about that, dude. But I remember what I was going to say. I remember, I remember what I was going to say, because you brought up Hassan and Ethan. Did you see, did you see that, uh, that Ethan is suing eye dubs?

So, so get this. Okay, go ahead. So get this. Yeah. Ethan is suing eyedubs because. Destiny tweeted, Destiny tweeted something about how, I think Destiny tweeted something about, like a joke, suggesting that Ethan molests his kids.

Because you know Destiny. Yeah. The classy guy. Very. Very classy guy. So he tweeted that out and Idubs put it up on stream and he was like showing it to the audience. And in the stream he's like, I don't agree with this. He was just showing it because he thought it was like,

or something. And so he's suing idubs for showing Destiny's tweet of him accusing him of molesting his kids. So this is a clear example of Ethan just being a monster because...

It's just crazy. Even knows he's not going to win this. It's just to financially fuck idubs. That's all that is. Because there's no... There is no path to winning that. You can't... You can't, for sharing something on your platform that you didn't make and you already said you didn't agree with it, there's literally nothing there. There's literally no record.

It's just like. You can sue for any reason. It just strikes me as like, look, I understand that there's a way, I understand that there's a wave of legitimate anti-Semitism that is, you know, pulsating throughout culture for various reasons. I don't know, Ethan. To be this Sue happy is wildly, like, spiritually Israeli. And I just don't know what you're doing. Like, I just don't know what, like, it just, it would be like, I'm going to show the, I'm Asian. I'm going to show the world.

I'm the best driver by ramming into absolutely everything. What do you do is doing this often and being like your anti-Semitic? It's like, brother, you are doing, you're setting Jewish people back so far. Yes. He's the poster child of hurting not helping. Benjamin Nathia who's doing it a little bit more. Oh, sure. Sure.

But it is crazy to me. It's just like, man, these people think all these negative things about Jews. Let me sue them. It's just like, brother. I just don't know what to say to you at a certain point. But you're right. There's no basis for it. It is so crazy.

Yeah. I can't imagine that that's going to even really get far at all. it's just literally just like he likes to he plays with lawyers like your average person plays with like action figure like your average kid plays with action figures you know right yay lawyers right i'm like what do you you have a child the thing that like upsets me i know that a large portion of probably the vast majority of his audience um came during the pandemic and and came during when him and what's her face um Trisipatus had a podcast. Yeah. When all that, like the majority of the H3 podcast now are very normie-centric. They don't fucking, as a matter of fact,

my, my friend's wife, like he met this girl like maybe a little bit over a year ago. And then we all hung out together. And she, like, she was talking about like she's like a fan of the pocket. And this was like after all that shit came out.

And I was like, I'm actually in the presence of one of these people that even after all the stuff that's come out about him doing this and that and being kind of like a terrible human being and she's still like rides with him and I'm like, oh, this is interesting. This is like a perfect sample size of like being able to understand this person's brain. And all the people that remember him from the Matt Haas days and the, and the, and the, fair use days, they're not there anymore because it's so insane that this is the person. This person that went through all that bullshit that wasted, used all that.

fucking money and had to go through that long-ass fucking lawsuit for the fair use shit and then just being like, oh yeah, I'm going to just use, I'm going to sue everyone. I'm going to, I'm going to literally keep suing people not no, it's not about me winning. It's just about me financially crippling these people. And I'm just like, that is so fucking evil. That's, it's like, that's, that's worse than you trying to actually win. Like if you think like, oh, I was wronged. I'm like, no, no, no, you just are just trying to hurt people. And then to see, who coded. It very, it very much so.

I don't know, man. There's something. And seeing his whole crew remain there is fucking gross. I actually, I literally DM'd AB. I DM them because I'm like, you, of all people, should not still be riding with this dude. Your people are, I don't want to get into it. But I'm just saying, like, I DM to him because I'm just like, it is fucking, I can't believe how much money changes people. Like, they just throw their morals at the window.

I mean, I can't believe it. but at this i thought some of those people were not those type of people you know what i'm saying like oh i'm gonna keep sticking around for the bag like i'm sure they're getting a hefty fucking bag but i'm also i'm like some of you guys some of the people working there are talented enough to be like i'm fucking out of here and a lot of people would support you and prop you up because they like good for standing on principle and not continue to take a bag well there's people being a piece of fucking garbage what i uh i've got to to uh let me show you something what i want to show you this i want to show you this image of john travolta i

just saw what just just just trust me how did you even see i don't know it came across my i don't know i i don't know but like uh are you do you see it it's in the chat chat yeah just a random it says it's a tweet that says john travolta's experimenting with an incredibly powerful new look what we need like a pound of makeup uh in a gay beret I don't understand like what is I don't know I will say I didn't recognize him

when I first saw it I was like who the fuck is that he has so much makeup on it's crazy it is actually a fucking phenomenal amount of makeup if you because it's more there's more I need people understand well you know I'll pull it up so you guys can see it too but like when there's

this much makeup on in the photo in real life they look like wax like that's something like if you've ever been on set and you've seen people like that are camera ready quote unquote camera ready they have a fucking

pound of makeup on and it looks scary it looks like they're wearing someone's skin and so the fact that I can see that much makeup in that fucking shitty low resolution photo is kind of crazy it is uh

it's amazing man it's amazing he yeah he uh god bless he's uh do you remember that movie uh he was in where he was like retarded and uh fred durst like filmed it or directed it oh oh um

oh my god yes I saw this movie oh you saw it I saw it I watched it I only saw I only saw clothes Autism Fred Durst The Fanatic The Fanatic

Yeah I did I watched this movie It was not very good It was not very good You don't say Do you know what his name is in that movie? No So his name is Moose

Oh he's his moose That's a very friend durs thing Yeah Yeah We got this character named Moose This is my friend Moose he's autistic yeah

that is fucking wow 50% rotten tomatoes 1.5 letterbox yeah ind bn db point 2 4.2 is pretty generous on iMdb i mean it is entertaining like there's like i didn't

I walked out of it being like yeah I definitely saw a movie with like things to remember about it but like it's not I wouldn't watch it again. I'd watch clips of it again. It's like that, not Neil Petro Caras,

the Nicholas Cage movie about like the parents, like getting infected with the virus. It's like Resident Evil or like the Walking Dead, but like it's a disease that makes the parents just want to kill their kids. Do you ever see that movie? No. There's a scene where Nicholas Cage smacks a black kid's head into the ground. But he like, it's like he, it's like he,

the camera's crazy because he like summons the strength. like he literally goes like this and then just it is the craziest fucking shot in that movie but it's it's hysterical I don't remember what that movie's called but you can you'll probably find it with the keywords that I was talking about

right um all right let's see what is this there's interesting words in this question I haven't read all of it but Pee Pee Pee all quiet on the frontal low road and he says hey various racial slurs I need help

so we've seen so we've all seen that kind of person who hijacks a solution-oriented conversation about a problem to get their equal attention cake, just to complain about some other completely unrelated question. For example, someone bringing up sexism in the Middle East in a discussion about homeless shelters, and suddenly the talk is derailed and nothing gets solved. I need help from you guys to invent a slur for these people. I don't know.

I don't think they need one. I think, I really, you know, I would really like people to, stop associating the F slur with gay people. With gay people because like I think, uh-huh. It's such a great word. If we could like break it from the shackles. Yeah.

Of its history. Yeah. And, uh, and just reapply it. Because I do, I, I know where you're going with it.

That's a perfect one. It really is. It's a perfect one. Because that's exactly what I would tell that person. That's why I would, like, dude, stop being that.

Because like, we're talking about something very specific. You're being a F slur. Like you're, It's perfect. It could snap somebody back into it too. Bro, I fucking hate that shit when people do that. I know there's different.

There's, you know, there's straw man's and then there's red herrings. And that's more of like a red herring, I think. Yeah. That shit drives me nuts, particularly when people aren't self-aware that they're doing it. When they're self-aware, I just want to entertain it. I'm like, I, we're done with this. But the people who are, they just don't understand that shit, I, like, I'm like, come dude why do I have to walk in this whole fucking conversation

I was like there's a lot of debate bros on on the internet right and I came across one and this guy was trying so hard to just set up he was trying to help this guy understand just the the the subject and he had to like use these like really shitty

like analogies because you know like these first grade things and the guy he was so ready to just argue that he was trying to tear apart the analogy before it was even finished. And it's like, oh my God, this is where discourse is now to where we can't have discussions. It's, I need to be defensive about everything that's being said. And I've come across that in real life. And I'm like, who touch? Why? Why? What's happening? This isn't, it doesn't feel real to me. It doesn't feel like, you know what? Growing up, I didn't have this fucking problem. It's a weird like internet like, cultural phenomenon for me

that when I was growing up arguing of people, a lot of times people would at least let you finish your point or I would say if you're going to throw out an analogy. They would at least let you get to the analogy and maybe try to tear it apart if at the end it didn't make sense. But if you're like,

let's say if somebody has this amount of money, some motherfucker would immediately try to challenge that part. And I'm like, bro, I haven't even said anything yet. And yeah, I'm just saying, that's the F slurs. Those are those are the F slurs, Yeah. Yeah, it's it's it is unfortunate how good of a word it is. It's very good. But like, yeah, if we just need to, we need to liberate it, you know. I, I would love to do a campaign with like Bernie Sanders. You know, it's like the oligarchy tour. There's been like the Epsler tour.

Oh, God, dude. I can already see, I can already see it so vividly in my head. Yeah, with his hands. With his hands up. I'm amazed that he can get his hands that high up still. Yeah, these, the, bro, he's, he. He's like, what is he like 84 or something? He's fucking. Yeah. He's not exactly, he's not exactly like, what is it, Dick Van Dyke or nothing. Oh, fuck, no. But, uh, I don't know. Like that.

No, that's, that still kind of bothers me. Yeah. Yeah, him. I don't know, his whole, whatever the fuck he's got going on. It's upsetting. Let's see. Splendiferous Finch slash Northwestern wrote in. He says, hey there, mental rejects.

I'm a mailman. And I've been re-listening to the podcast to pass. time. I believe in episode 22, you guys were talking about deer and Chris said the funniest thing I've heard in years. He said, what if deer sounded like wet pussy? I said that. That's not, that's not even funny. I don't remember this at all. 22, though, in fairness is hundreds of episodes ago. I had to pull my truck over just so I could laugh for a minute. Thanks, boys for the podcast. Oh, it's just a nice thing to say. All right. I thought that was like going to be a question. Oh, Derek, you okay? I'm good. I'm good.

I'm sorry. Okay. There was a giant fucking truck passing by. And I was like, I need to like hurry up and spring up. And because my window was open because I forgot to close it like an idiot. Yeah. All right. Well, I appreciate it.

I thought that was going to be a question, but I just read all of it. Oh. Well, we're glad you like the show. Episode 22. That must have been such a different show too. It's weird how different that show must have been, but also the same. I should listen to those old episodes. I really don't remember much of any of.

Yeah, I thought about, I was like, oh, going back and seeing, because one thing I like is YouTube can show you like the spikes of like the most viewed things. I was like, oh, let me go and see what the hell this was, you know? Yeah, from like episode like eight or something. Yeah, yeah. Derek's kitten watching him make so many gay cover songs, right? Right. It's got to be a wild existence. Hey, boyos.

Did any of you see that right wing chud community? who got so upset that a girl wasn't laughing at his jokes. He had a full-on shower argument with himself on stage before calling her a whore and saying she wants to get gang-panked by Arab dudes. All while the girl looks on in complete disbelief and never said a word. I did see this. I did it. So I think the guy's name, let me actually, you know what?

I bet I can just find it just by keywords. Just chudder the explorer's woman? Triggered woman. Their name Chud Clues Is that the guy Immediately Immediately

You found it Triggered woman on Twitter And you find it immediately A triggered girl at comedy show Ben Bankus B-A-N-K-A-S And it's Yeah

It's too long of a set To like watch in real time on the show But like It is Yeah he's just like Singling out this woman in the crowd And she's just kind of like Not participating

Which I totally I've done By the way I remember remember at Creator Clash, they had like a comedian on stage and he brought people about, he brought me on stage and I was just like I was, I'm not, I got punched in the head yesterday. I'm really tired. I'm not playing along with this. I'm going to make this set of yours really annoying. If you're, if you're going to insist on including me. But she just kind of sat there and just didn't respond. She just kind of looked like bored. And, uh, and he just kept harping on it and just kept, uh, trying to make jokes about it. And, uh, and, uh, and he just kept harping on it and just kept, uh, trying to make jokes about it. And. And, he framed it as Triggered Girl at comedy show, but it really I don't know, to me, it just kind of seems like he's more bothered.

Yeah, I'm like, that's not what triggered means idiot. Yeah, that's not what I mean. This is also the guy, I remember because this went so viral, there were clips of I guess his Airbnb history got leaked or some shit and

he would just leave, I don't know, like, he would just leave his Airbnb's in like a complete stai. Yeah, maga comedian Ben Bank is banned from Vrbo, I don't know what that is, for unleashing an endless jihad of

diarrhea on the living room floor at a rental enrichment. Oh my God. I mean, looking at him, it checks out. Yeah, this guy looks like he breathes diarrhea. So it's not necessarily surprising. Oh, my God. Just look at it. Okay.

Yeah, he was on that triggerometry, which is literally the gayest fucking podcast. That is the gayest name of all time. There's these like, have you ever seen those dorks? Yeah. Those British dorks, the triggerometry? I think so. That sounds familiar. It's fucking, I saw them on the clips of them.

They were on the Joe Rogan podcast. And that's what I became aware of them. And I was like, dude, triggernometry. And then they're like, oh yeah, this guy. They're fucking, they're such dorks. that, you know, literally just, they're probably just sucking each other off in like, an AV or something. They're like, oh, look at, look at all those chuds making all this money.

Look at all that. They're just saying people are triggered and then they're getting so much money. And then they just fucking did it. It looks like the, like the bad ending for like what, for, um, for a John Oliver. You know, like where it's just like, like, John Oliver's like, John Oliver's bad ending. It's just like the Darth, Darth, Darth John Oliver. it's like it's it's darth john oliver and then just some fucking big foreheaded alien fucking guy whereas it's like bro i have a big forehead this four this guy's forehead this guy's

forehead is crazy oh yeah this guy's of 17 head dude it's fucking this guy you know how like people have their monitors like this yeah he's got like a stock mom he's got the fucking stock monitor but uh yeah he's took it out of too yeah he got so this guy this comedian had a bunch stuff leaked, dude. For some reason, his Dordat history got leaked as well. And it's just I don't know what the fuck happened to him. He just got like ultra-uber hacked. And so it's just

all these emails where it's just like Wendy's Burger King, Popeyes, 7-Eleven, 5 guys, KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bo, Wingstop, Dunkin' Donuts, all in a row, by the way. Yes. I'm not even like a, not even like a

Chapo-Lay or nothing, right? Like, Jesus Christ. Guys, get your, like, look, I, I order, I order DoorDash sometimes. And sometimes I get fucking crap. Sometimes you do. But like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, you got, you got limited, dude, especially at his age. Like, he's probably, like, around my age or something or older. Yeah, dude, Wendy's, oh my God.

And 7-Eleven was for three cases of Red Bull. Oh, my. Like, like, stop drinking Red Bull, guys. You got, you guys, there's cleaners, there's cleaner energy drinks brothers. This can't be fucking real It has to be Three cases of Red Bull I believe dude

There are people who Will fuck up three to four cans a day I don't know dude That's whatever I'm going to assume this is real Because it's funnier to assume that But like I think to the back of my mind I think like that's fake

But like he Yeah I mean maybe Juries out I just I've seen I see I see people all the way that they abuse It doesn't really That people will go through One case in a week

So if they're going to be somewhere for a while, but I don't know. I don't fucking know, dude. But yeah, this guy, I'm a little upset that I know who this guy is now. Like, I even know that he exists. Yeah, because I'm just looking at everything he's been surrounding. I was just, oh, he's like, oh, I'm going to be the Austin comedy thing and kill Tony type shit. And I'm just, I'm all about triggering. And I'm this, there's a channel that just covers like conservative comedy or something.

I'm like, what the fuck is this? Only anti-woke people would laugh at this. And then it's like one of his clips. And I'm like, uh, yeah. And it's just like, it's just a fat middle-aged guy on stage being like, uh, you ever hear about these faggots? And it's just like that's the whole, that's the whole. It's like it's not. It's so boring, man.

Like, I don't know. Boring. There's nothing to it at all. Uh, anyway. Let's see. Let's see. This guy gets so many views. Oh my God.

Dude, it's so easy. That's why I tell people all the time. It's just like, pro, like, if we, I know we bring up the grifting thing all that often, but it's just like, the people who think we're grifting to the left are so crazy. There's, like, no money in grifting to the left at all. It's the stupid as fuck.

Like, the fact that it's, it is beyond stupid. It's grifting to the left. I'm like, what, you, God damn. You really,

I'm sure some people, I'm sure some people are audience captured maybe. Like, I'm sure that probably does happen, right? Where there's some, some, some leftly. people who are big and are audience captured

and are probably like, maybe they think some things that they might not share or whatever, but like, you're not starting a channel to grift to the left. You know what I mean? Like, you're, if you're going to jump onto the scene, you're going to pander the right way. Yeah, that's like they have money. It's like playing easy versus ultra nightmare.

Yeah, like I'm going to go on here and just say patriotic stuff. Say I love the Bible and the flag and stuff. Yeah. And I will, views will porn. Views will porn. You can't do that too. a leftist. You can't. What are you going to do? What are you going to be like, oh, I love black people and gay people.

They're like, okay, I don't care. Like, they're just going to be like, I don't care. What, entertain me. Do you say something interesting? Boys in my ass wrote in. He says, Derek, what's your opinion on Sean Strickland apologizing for all the shit talking he did on the lead up to his fight with Shemmaev? Chameev. Chimayev. Yeah. Sorry. Saying he's sorry he went so hard, but he had to say.

sell the fight. P.S., I'm so annoyed we have to suffer through another Strickland title reign. Yeah. So we're in, so shout out to Luke Thomas. He's one of the only MMA journalists that are like actually speaking out about all this shit because he's, he has principles and he actually even started his own political channel on side of his other, you know, mixed martial arts and journalist channels where he talks about, if you want a little bit of a cathartic like banter I would just check him out

but yeah like he and I or God we're two peas in the pot in the way that I feel because he's just so disgusted I love MMA so much you'll start watching in 2000 with fucking UFC and then found the pride tapes and stuff and it's never been anywhere

near what the fuck it is now just a huge chudfest and just a podium for for fucking conservative politicians. And then you have Sean Strickland, who obviously was not like this back in the day. He was just some dumb, pretty boy, you know, waxing his eyebrows and shaving his chest.

And his nickname was Tarzan. And then at a certain point, he was like, I see where the money's at. I'm going to be this chud. And he was like, oh, I was just hiding my power levels and stuff. Like, no, he's fake as fuck. Sean Strickland is extremely fake. People, his dumb fans are too stupid to understand.

understand this. Just like Colby Covington was another Maga Chud, or he pretended to be a Maga Chud. He was a completely normal, nice guy. People who've been following him for a long time. Colby Covington is a very nice guy, actually. And then he was just like, I want to make money. So I'm going to be Donald Trump's my favorite fucking president. I'm going to be mean. You look so nerds and virgins. It's so gay. And people try to say, oh, it's entertaining. I'm like, no, it's not. It's fucking dumb. Like, it's stupid. And so they had a fight just recently, Hamza and Sean Strickland and Sean Strickland just being as

racist and bigoted as he always is being obnoxious and he's apologizing I'm like yeah they always apologize afterwards because they don't fucking mean it and then their fans will still stick with them because they're fucking stupid and so now a lot of the racist

chuds are emboldened because Sean Strickland won which sucks it's like the worst time for him to win you have a Muslim dude from Chechnya who was the champion. I'm glad he's not champion anymore just because he fights once a year. He fucking doesn't fight.

But he lost, and now Sean is the champion, and it's just going to be more in bold, chud and boldness, like more like, reinforce me, and I'm like, oh, great. I already don't really want to watch the product,

in which I don't. Oh, and second of all, the thing of him saying that I did it to sell the fights, they are on Paramount Plus now. They don't sell pay-per-views anymore. So he's not getting pay-per-view points the way that they did. You would want to sell the fights, sell more fights,

and then they would get a cut of the pay-per-view. And it doesn't work that way anymore. So he's double-lying. He's just trying to save face for when he's older. And I guess also have that duality of like, I'm being a massive piece of shit, but deep down, I'm still a good person. Right, right, right.

And I'm like, no, if you're a cospy, playing as a piece of shit, you're a piece of shit too. I'm sorry. Yeah. I don't know. I know nothing about this. I, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's good. It's, it's, it's good to not know because it's just frustrating. Uh, calm, oh, calm Tony. Calm Tony. It's just like it's a, it's, it's the same, it's the same exact setup, but it's just a bunch of therapists. Oh, yeah. That go up and their job is to soothe Tony before he kills himself. I like that. I like that. I like that.

it's good uh he says hello game men uh i'm not a question uh not a question but we need jeopardy extra ammo hosted by derrick and one of the categories has to be finish the gay lyric i do like that idea also on the topic of the game show themed extra ammo episodes you guys should do start tank family feud where all the questions are based on the show and the answers come from a poll posted the patreon so that could be fun the issue is that we would have to get some random third party to do it you know what i mean we'd have to we'd have to we'd have to we'd have to like get somebody to do that poll so we don't see what the survey is and like and what the questions are because it's really just us and if we're all going to participate in whatever way

like we kind of can't know even the host can't really know right because that's kind of part of it is like trying to figure out how like what actually is in the survey that could be fun uh yeah i mean we're open to that stuff i do like the game the game show episodes they give us our our biggest clip ever. Yeah. And I still, I've been talking to do more of them. Somebody who I haven't talked to in a long time, like a YouTuber.

She reached out and she was like, hey, how you been? She's like, oh, I think I saw your clip of you on a podcast. I'm like, of course. Of course. Yeah, that shit went stupid. And yeah, yeah. I was thinking once Kingston gets back, so we can do the

next Jeopardy one. In the meantime, just, we're going to do a filler while he's, you know, he's getting negotiated his organs are being negotiated or whatever and yeah yeah and so yeah i've been thinking of because the hard thing is for me i'm like damn the that that that fucking the expectation is really high because that shit went so fucking viral i was like oh cool just just just make whatever you think is funny there's a way because even that clip that we we posted like i i I edited, I cut that thing up a lot.

Right. You know, like, that's not how, that's not how, that's not how, that's not exactly how that interaction goes right in the episode. Right. So like, there's all sorts of licenses that we can take to make something even funnier. But like, I, I'm, I'm kind of surprised that that's the one. Because I think that's up to like 26 million altogether. Which is fucking stupid.

It's really dumb. It's fucking crazy. I'm glad I remember to put the fucking. title card at the end. Anyway, what is this? Oh, interesting. We got light-skinned on Viv because Uncle Phil smack the black offer

wrote in. He says, there are so many comedic shows that have tear-jerker sad episodes, but I started thinking, why don't we see the opposite? So naturally, I had to ask you, Goofy Fuchs, If you could add a funny episode to an otherwise serious show, what would you come up with? I do like this idea. Because this is totally true.

Like there are like sitcoms where it's just like, oh, Carlton gets a gun. And it's all serious. And then like, or, uh, how come you don't want me, man? Yeah. You know, that kind of thing. It would be interesting. Like what's it, what's the most dire serious show? That's like a real, like it's kind of hard to even think of.

because a lot of even serious shows are kind of funny. They'll have some funny spin to it. I'm going to say I didn't watch it, but I bet 24 is not a funny show at all. I bet like, you know, the terrorist show or whatever. Right. So I'm putting like funny scenarios in that.

Like what I imagine is maybe there's, it's kind of like heavy rain when you don't press the QTE. He stumbles through an entire. Yeah. like it's just a bunch of wacky shit keeps happening stuff keeps getting in his way he's like come on and the fucking the fucking terrorist is you know like not that he's he's so close to being caught he's just a little bit he's damn it and um the music's fucking whimsical and uh i'd watch that i i wasn't really interested in fucking 24 it seemed kind of like

it seems yeah me neither i don't know yeah don't really know how I feel like is that key for Sutherland? Yeah. 24. What was it even about? I think it was just like, I can't say for sure, but I know there was like a threat, like, oh, there's a threats of terrorism and there needs to be interrogations and I guess light torture at certain points and stuff.

But I can't really say. I think the show takes place within 24 hours. Oh, I see. Yeah. So counterterrorism agent Jack Bauer races against the clock to subvert terrorist plots and save the nation from ultimate disaster. Yeah. For fucking nine years? Wait.

Jesus Christ. So I guess this show isn't based off of 24 hours. I don't, I thought it was. Why is it called 24? I thought it was. And maybe it was until maybe I was just the first season or something. I don't fucking know, dude. Why?

I got to look at that. Why is 24 called? 24. Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer. Isn't they're all like, isn't it like Jack Reacher or something or is that even right? Jack Reacher. Jack Reacher's right. That is a thing too. And there's probably another one. There's probably another Jack too. I just like how Jack is like, that's the strong American name. It's John Spolition. It's racing against the clock. The number 24 got it's, uh, gets its name from the. Is Jack Bauer

24? No, it's just the. for nine years. He's like, I'm only 24. And he's like, he's clearly like, his hairline is behind his ears. And he's like, I'm 24, Bob. That's fucking great. Yo, bald Wolverine would go. Ooh.

Just be Hayachi. I, hmm, yeah, I guess so. I guess so. No, I googled why is 24 called 24. 24. And it gave me literally the number. uh like why the number is called 24 great thank you google why is the show fucking useless search engine the show 24 is called that because each season consists of

exactly 24 episodes that play out in real time to cover a 24 hour period of the life of counterterrorism agent every okay so we're okay so you're okay so you're kind of right yeah okay so every season is a day so every episode's an hour yeah but like it just doesn't seem that doesn't seem i don't know how you would pull that off because that seems impossible it it really does because it's like then there really nothing is you can't really do much if you if you're just covering an hour you know what i'm saying yeah like what could pot's kind of lives the most interesting life ever yeah if like if if if you could have an entire season where or just one hour of your life is like entertainment for the massive like i don't

Like is every season like it's just one really hectic 24 hour period. It's got to be. And then like the rest and the rest of the year is just like him getting like ice cream at like salt and straw. Yeah, you see. Or like something like that. It was just like, oh, it's completely chill. And then like here's everything in one day. I guess.

I mean, that has to be something like that. What crazy. That means there's like villains that have been like only a threat to this guy for like three days. Maybe. Yeah. If you had a multi-season. an arc. So I'm wondering, like, I've never seen, I'm only assuming, because I remember seeing a South

Park parody of, uh, he's doing a parody of 24, uh, and, and, and, and Cartman's obviously, like, uh, the Jack Bauer guy. And there's like torture, like things. There's like interrogation scenes. And so now I'm thinking, sometimes people are interrogated for days. Uh, so I'm wondering how they pull off scenes like this. If, if one episode is, takes place within an hour, like are these like is is the scenes like just like a couple of minutes like and then they're like okay i'll tell you everything like that is it all right go go go you got to the next place go or it's like there's four episodes of of a real time like four hour long interrogation that would be crazy like 30 30 minutes of silence

i really i can't i'm curious now yeah i kind of feel like watching an episode i don't want to watch the pilot of 24 right doesn't anything how do you do a pilot for a show like that The whole print is this whole thing seems insane. It really does. I'm just assuming that like it's kind of like every almost every media

that exist the time doesn't actually make sense with what is actually playing on screen, right? That's true. So I'm assuming they're going to do the same thing. So my idea, okay, so I have an idea, right? The first thing that comes to mind is Chernobyl. that show about

about the Chernobyl disaster that the creator of the last of us or not the creator of The Last of Us but like the writer of The Last of a show also produced or created years before. That's a sad show. So there needs to be like maybe an episode right in the middle of the season

where like, hmm, what could happen? What's a silly thing that could happen in Chernobyl? A lighthearted way. wacky little thing. That's a silly thing. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there's like a Chernobyl or a Chernobyled clown or whatever.

And he traps, he traps the main character and he's like, I'm all Chernobyled. And he's making little Chernobyl balloons and he won't let him go. He's got to solve like his riddles three or something. Like, I don't know. I like that.

And then the rest of the show is serious again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that immediately. You said clown. That was my first thought, too. I was just like.

Yeah, I was like, somehow you got to put a clown in there. I was thinking maybe it mutates into something even wackier, though, because usually it would be like, oh, it mutates into something scary, but no, it's, it's even more. Like, I guess it gets, it gets literal tune force or something like that. And then now he becomes a real client, like he becomes like a real, like his nose grows.

Yeah. And his feet gets stupid long. And he's like, I'm becoming a cloud. Ha, ha. His skin's like radio. is glowing. He's glowing. He's glowing green.

And I don't know, John Chernobyl or whatever the fuck his name is. I can't remember. I don't remember much of anything about the show. I'm just so dire. I'm Jack Chernobyl. I'm Chuck. I'm Chernethan noble. That sucks.

Yeah, we're just going to move on. What is this? What do we got here? Huh? I'm not reading that that's for Kingston Okay Sons of Anarchy is white trash

Sopranos wrote in I agree It's what it struck me as It's not as funny though Not as funny It has this moment for sure But it's Suprano's is way funnier

Yeah sons of Anarchy Just doesn't feel like it can be funnier Because it's like it's already starting from Like biker Biker culture is funny It's hard to take The mafia isn't inherently funny. The mafia is funny in the in the in the in the in the context of it being like a has been kind of thing.

Like the soprano's happening so late after the heyday of the mafia makes it funny. Right. The mafia isn't inherently funny. Like it's very scary actually back when it's serious. Yeah. No, I agree with that. And I think specifically though, if you almost extrapolate to any other, it's just the, it's Italian Americans. because if you think about any of the other like Russian moms that even exist in America, Albanians, they're not funny.

Like it's not really, they're not as animated. The Italian Americans adopted this fucking culture that is just like made for TV. It is. Yeah. They try. There was an attempt. Barry did a good job. Did you ever see Barry? No.

So that's that Bill Hader show on, I think it was an HBO show. It was Bill Hader and he played like an assassin who like his job is to take out an actor. and while stalking him, he finds out that he's in love with acting. Oh. And he just wants to be an actor, but he's like this assassin. It's actually a really good show. The ending is kind of eh. But they did a whole thing in that with like the Chechnine.

It's like a Chechnine gang or like Russian gangs. And it was funny. Like the accents were funny, but it's just like it's a different kind of thing. I see. But yeah, biker culture has always been funny to me. Like the leather jackets. It's fucking gay. Not even the leather jackets.

The leather. vests. Yeah, it's literally gay. Yeah. It's like Biker Colt, well, at least it's gay because the gay people adopted it. At least I think it was that way. It could be the other way around. Some people say gay people were doing leather first, but I'm

pretty sure bikers were first. I think for obvious reasons, you know, because leather won't fucking give the road rash. But like, oh, also, I, I would have to imagine it was probably more socially acceptable to be a biker earlier that it would be to be a flauntingly gay leatherbound fucking twink

you know like I would have to imagine that that was a little bit more acceptable first right but but yeah it just I don't know man like it's just the loss in the damned from a GTA 4 shit's funny it's funny it just is um so

yeah sons of anarchy I don't know I never got around to watching it. I really like that show, actually. I, um, how many seasons is it? How many seasons you say? Yeah. I actually don't remember. Maybe like seven. Some like that. That's one too many, I think. It's good. I didn't. Six is a sweet spot, I think for that kind of a show. Hmm. It, um, it ended, it ended. I, I really liked it. I think, let's just say it reminded me of the departed just because like the the way that it should end kind of like

if you're involved in this shit you're going to fucking die but you're going to get killed. Yeah yeah. So it kind of um I like how it it ended pretty much. I think it did a good job. I think the main guy forget his name, uh, the actual actor Hanning something. I don't know. I forget it Charlie Hunan or something. Charlie something like that.

Charlie I have no idea Hanning Tatum Hunt him Charlie Hunnam I feel bad for this guy because he did that show for so long

that it just typecasted him and so people couldn't take him seriously when he tried anything else that's a bummer yeah it's crazy that that happens I get it

because like that happened to what is it Genecarlo Esposito like no matter what he like he's always Gus and everything yeah yes unfortunately

he's been Gus for so long which sucks because he's funny like he can be funny like I want I want somebody to like put him in a comedic role. I feel like you get the best shit like that.

You know, Brian Cranston coming out of Seinfeld and Malcolm in the middle to do Breaking Bad. I think it's just like, I don't know, man. I kind of want that still for Jason Alexander.

I want that for George. He's still like act. I haven't really seen. I don't know. I don't think so. But like, I don't know. He strikes me as somebody who's like, I think there's something.

Like, as an old man especially, I think you could do something cool. Like, I feel like I could see him as like a, like, a really smarmy, like, evil, like, executive kind of character or something like that. Like, I could see it. Yeah. Because I just think it's so much harder to do comedy than it is to do, like, drama. I guess it's, I guess it depends, like, if you, if you don't have a, if it's not natural for you. Like, if comedy's natural for you, you know what I mean?

Like, it's hard to, it's hard to be funny if you're not funny. Well, the thing is, it's like, if you're bad. bad at being funny. That's also funny. Like, that can be funny. I, so it's like, so it's one of the, like, there's more, there's more avenues for success there. Um, sure. I get, I don't know. I think, uh, the one thing that I've noticed the most is people, uh, uh, with, with bad, if people that aren't good at doing acting, whether it's, uh, drama or comedy or whatever is that they just haven't, um, they haven't studied themselves long enough. Because who the fuck wants to do that?

So like the thing is when you when you're actually studying yourself and seeing like, oh, if you're supposed to do a scene when you're screaming. And then so then you just put on a camera and then act that scene out and watch it back and be like, oh, I don't, I'm completely unbelievable. You know, like, and then you do it until you're believable. And then like now you can take your skills onto the outside. But like don't think because, yeah, it's hard. There's so many people who can't just turn it on. Like you can't like you have to get there. You have to get there.

Yeah. Let's see. Antifis Maximus, Rodin. Greetings, my reasons to or not to end it all. What is your favorite dead meme? I mean, that is long past its conventional shelf life that still makes you laugh. For me, it will never not, I will never not find no bitches. Oh, no bitches? That's fun. I love that. I love that. Just the look, no bitches?

The sad little. Because it's me, it's mega mine, right? It's mega mine. Yes, it is. It is a good I do admit that's a good one That's a good question The first thing that comes to mind

Although I don't think it's real Because I think this was my default answer for a while But I don't think I find it funny that much anymore Is Uganda Knuckles Yeah For a hot minute That was it That was it. I did like it

I did like it for a while I still like it I'm actually still I just the what is it you know what I mean like you can't run from the devil like why why did that why did that become a part of his persona

yeah I don't know it's a fucking good question though like I think I do love that mega mind one though to be honest that's a good one fucking dumb I do like I don't know if this is outstate it's welcome necessarily or if it's even particularly that popular or unpopular but I do

like that that double shot like those two those two pictures of um uh dean norris Hank from breaking bad oh it's yeah that's a good black and white and he's like smiling and then he's like super serious

yeah I do like that one a lot but I don't know there's probably like a million of these there's a um uh the I think there was a I can't remember

I think it was either Better Call Saul. I think it was a post on Twitter about Better Call Saw, if I remember correctly. And then there was a meme under there that was Gus smiling. At least I'm assuming it's from the show.

And then it just says, have you ever had gay thoughts? And that's it. That's the fucking caption. And hundreds of people all posted it. It was so funny. I have seen this image. It's such a happy image of Gus, too.

It's not even remotely villainous at all. Have you ever had gay thoughts? I think it's that. Have you ever? I do like, better call Saul's got a lot of good ones. There's like a, you know the kid named Finger? Wait, what? Do you know that?

No. This is going to be fucking impossible to explain. But I don't even understand why they did this or why this is funny or like why anyone thought to do this. But it's just. Yeah, let me share it. I'm going to put it in the chat here for you. The audience probably knows. All right.

But it's a it's it's. I just don't. I don't know Kid name Like what is it Like it would get to the Like I've seen this so many times That it's gotten to the point where like people

Like I've seen posts about breaking bad and better call Saul where they talk about Like they're talking about a scene and it's like Walter White and finger Like they don't remember his like you don't remember Mike Erman Trout's name like they've defaulted to calling him finger And then there's that stressed out there's that stretched out image of Bob Odencirk's face or it's like, Oh, yeah, right, right, right, right. Yeah, I have seen that. It's like better call Saul Finn or something.

Like, I don't know. There's a lot of great ones from TV. SpongeBob, though, is like the best. Like, that's the one that I think has the, the most high tier ones. Yeah. Let's see, let's see. Oh, I read it wrong.

You guys ever had gay thoughts? La Mao. That's the actual. That's the actual fucking. and it's the smilingest fucking photo of this guy. It's probably the most he's ever smiled. Yeah, right.

It's crazy. But, yeah, Craig wrote in. He says, hey, guys, with Grand Theft Auto 6

steadily approaching, do you think that it will live up to the crazy expectations that everyone is built up for it? Personally, I'm more interested in the reaction to the reaction to GTA6 than the actual game. Thanks.

Yeah, I mean, it better. Your expectations for this game should be fucking high. You know, it's taken them at minimum, what, eight years to build this thing.

Yeah. It's, uh, it costs them over a billion dollars to make. Which is fucking, just a thing. For, for context, the last of us part two costs, I think, $220 million. That's fucking insane.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, so, yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. I don't know if it'll be good. Like, I would have to imagine it's one of those things where it's so expensive that I feel like it has to be. I understand that it's kind of like there's like an expensive things have failed before. But like it's just so expensive that like I can't imagine.

You have to imagine that there's probably executives there and being like we spent a billion dollars on this. This can't this can't be anything less than. Sure. Like, like, you know what? If it's literally just GTA 5 again, I'll, I'll, be so fucking confused. It is interesting because I just don't even know where all that money would be

allocated it to. Thinking about, okay, the map's going to be really big. Obviously, it's going to look amazing. That still doesn't explain a billion dollars. So I'm kind of confused about that part. The only thing, the problem with GTA for me,

and I think it's the same problem that people who are legitimately fan of video games will have is that DGIA has never been spectacular. It's just fun. And so I think your expectations as, like say, if you're waiting for Red Dead 3, then I think you should have really high expectations. You're like, man, two was so great.

How the fuck are they going to top three? And then a billion dollars actually wouldn't make sense because I'm like, damn, what are they going to do? The story's going to be crazy. But I'm thinking of GTL. I'm like, oh, the ocean's going to be really deep. There's going to be like really like, I can go into way more buildings. Basically, most people are just going to be fucking around with traffic and killing people and doing a bunch of dumb shit.

So I kind of like, technically I think your expectations will be, maybe you will be slightly disappointed, but also I think it's going to do exactly what it always does. Like as far as like people are going to be like, this is fun as fuck for what it is. and it looks great. I just want to know, when you say like over like a billion, I just, I can't picture where that money went though. Like what the.

Yeah. I mean, I do see, I mean, the trailers, you see, you look at the trailers and you're like, this looks expensive.

You know, especially, especially because, especially because it's in open world games, which traditionally looks so much worse. Right. That it looks so good is kind of, like I get,

I get that the money. go into fidelity and all that. The thing to me is just like I'm expecting some crazy shit. I'll be real. Like for a billion dollars at eight years in development, I'm expecting something that's going to blow my mind. I'm expecting like a multiplayer suite

where like you load into you load into Vice City or whatever and you've got a phone and you can like record videos on your in-game phone and post them to the in-game social media app and have fucking, you know what I mean? Like crazy. Yeah.

I'm expecting crazy shit like that because like for a billion dollars, why wouldn't you? Your expectations for Grand The Votto 5 should be very high. Even if, or Grand The Vot 6 should be very high. Right. Even if they do get disappointed just for the sake of just like, bro, a billion dollars in eight years. Like what? And you've also like, you've made the most money ever on GTA 5 probably. Like, I think that that game sold 220 million.

Like that's fucking stupid. That's, they're not, I think there's like maybe 80 million PS5s. Right. That's so great. Like that's an insane number. It is. I mean, and we saw,

I remember, I remember, I think, what was it? Three or four days that it hit a million copies. I don't remember. Oh,

fucking way less. It was less. Oh, it was a day. I'm sorry. It was a day. It was a day. Because Eldon Ring,

I think, was like, I remember Eldon Ring was like 11 million in a week. And Eldon Ring is successful, but that's not even remotely as successful. Right. The number that I'm thinking of is completely wrong,

obviously. But I remember, There was like a three or four day and it was something so absurd. I think it was like already close to a billion was it? No, no, no. What am I saying? I'm fucking, my brain is cooked right now. But it was like it made, I think it made like a billion dollars or something.

Oh, yeah, dollars. Yeah. I think it was something. Oh, man. So GTA5 made over $800 million worldwide in its first 24 hours on sale. Yeah, yeah. Which roughly translated to 11 million, 11 million copies in a day, bro. For five, that's not even a great one, in my opinion.

It's like, it's not. It's like one of the lesser GTAs. It's got GTA online, I guess, which is like the big reason why people bought it. But like, that is fucking nutty. I think literally, because I think their financials leaked or something. And it was, they were talking about how like, GTA made, I think GTA sold like, I think like five million copies like last month. or something like something crazy it wasn't that exact thing but it's like it's that level of like what the fuck do you mean yeah it's like the new um it's what it's the new place that kids go to

hang out like they're not hanging out at malls and stuff when i was a kid like we hang out at malls and shit and outlets people are jumping on gta and they're fucking around and so i think that's why you know it's usually 15 bucks on like steam and uh and epic and all this shit and all these kids just boom 15 15 50 they're still buying that fucking game to jump on and play with their friends it's yeah because that's otherwise you know that it doesn't make any sense this many years removed to still be selling that many fucking units it doesn't make any sense it's it really is fucking crazy no just uh do you look at people ask like young kids like what are their favorite games they play and it's always the same shit it's fortnight it's roblocks

it's fucking gta it's gt online yeah roblox is the big one Roblox is so crazy. I just don't even understand it. It really is fucking crazy. Oh, wow, listen to this. That's interesting. Yeah. This has nothing to do with anything,

but I think it's kind of interesting. I just saw something on Dixirto. PubG, do you remember PubG, Played Unown's Battlegrounds? Yeah. PubG publisher Kraftin saw employee births nearly double after introducing a 65,000 bonus

for each child born. What? That's crazy. People are having kids for fucking publishers now? I don't understand. What? What? That doesn't even... How does that work?

They also granted parents two years parental leave. Jesus fucking Christ. Where is PubG based out of? That's definitely not American. It's so funny how you can tell, right? Right. Yeah.

PubG... Okay, yeah, hold on. Crafton Company Where is it? Crafton, Inc. South Korea. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

That makes sense. It makes perfect sense. That makes perfect sense. That's so funny that like you can just tell immediately based on like how well the employees are treated by their corporate overlords, how how not American is. Yeah. Yeah. And how specifically, like my first inclination was like, well, because it's certainly not like a Saudi, you know, company either. Sure.

So like, my first thought was like, it's an Asian country. Yeah, European, Asian. It was one of the two. Yeah. Japanese. Yeah. Because I know Japan, they don't even have a, they have a thing where like they don't even like to fire people. So they just give them like window facing jobs or whatever.

Mm-hmm. But man. Yeah, man, it's crazy. Like, oh, oh, man, this game underperformed. Like, okay. Let's see what we have to do to reallocate things. We've got to figure this out. Instead of just, oh, 1,200 of you fired by.

I mean, it's still night and day. It's fucking, I, it's, do you know how hard it is to justify staying here having a European wife? She's like, she's like, what is this, brother? She's like, what is this? I know. Why am I paying like this much money a month for insurance? I'm like, yeah, I know. I know.

Yeah, we all. Look, I'm just, I want to, I want to get, like, the biggest bag possible before I even consider leaving. Because otherwise, it's like, you know what I mean? It's kind of, what do they call it the, the cost sunk or what is it called? Sun cost. Because, like, it's like, why am I still here is kind of the question. And it's like, well, I have to make it count that I'm still here. You know what I'm saying?

Because say if I left now and it's like, well, I kind of didn't really do that much for the, like, I could have left like a couple years ago or something. Even like a year ago, just sake of argument. It's like, well, how much of a difference did it make to stay here? So now it's like, all right, I'm going to do whatever I can. And I've even been, I put like media kits together for the podcast. So I was like, I need to fucking start slanging this shit and get it out. So like people, somebody will bite it. Someone eventually will bite that shit.

Yeah. Yeah. uh let's see we got let's do one or two more and then we'll we'll start reading the names hell yeah uh let's see what what the what is this i don't know what this means this may mean nothing and maybe i'm just like missing something joey jojo doc junior shabado uh wrote and he says salutations uh thinkertons if you lads had the chance to bilk the history channel out of oodles of money

what subject would you make into the next curse of Oak Island or hunting Hitler? So if we could pitch something to the history channel and just like completely con them? Man, no. This is a great question. I just don't know if I have a satisfying answer to it. The problem is I feel like they've done everything.

I'm trying to think of like, what have they not done? They've done the Antichrist. That was a great one because the guy that they kept depicting look like Obama. That show was awesome. What about, what if we have a new spin on the Antichrist? And we call him reverse Jesus. And it's just like, there's more evidence for reverse Jesus than there is the Antigris.

I like, I like it. And what was his, what was his name be? Sassiz. Sucige? Sucige. Sucige. Sisege or sessage. Yeah, it's reverse Jesus and we'll do a whole seven-part documentary series on it.

Episode one. Oh, my God. Sege. I like it. I think there's something to do it. It almost sounds like a French guy saying sausage. I know. Seseech.

So what's his story? He, uh, he gets, I can't, I can't even fucking fathom. He gets born normal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Normal birth. Normal birth. She was definitely not a virgin. Yeah, she was clearly not a virgin.

As he's born, her house gets her, the house gets robbed. Yeah. And, and, and their gold frankincense. Yeah. Three niggas name, uh, gold frankincense and myr robson. Rob them. And he grows up to be like a demolition. Like he just, he knocks, he knocks things down. He's not a carpenter. Like, he undoes carpentry. Like, he undoes carpentry. Yes. And he, and he beats up really healthy people. And he was, and he was turned. He was betrayed by everybody but one person. was everyone was like fuck this guy

and then there was one guy that's like I don't know I kind of like him I got like this guy and even love him he just kind of liked him and uh and he was I don't know he was taped to an ex

for being too annoying to everybody and then he was locked he was locked in a cave for three days and he's still there he fucking died unequivocally

he's clearly unmistakably provably verifiably you can go see it's dead he was taped to an X I don't know I don't know what the opposite

of nails or crosses are fuck it that works I don't know, strapped to a wheel. I don't know. I like tape to an X. It's good. Tape to an X.

That'll be... He eventually wiggled out of it. He's like, I'm going to go sleep in this cave. I'm sleeping off. I'm tired. And then, you know, the boulder, when he moved it in place, it was easier to move there than to remove. And he's like, oh, shit.

I guess I'm stuck here. And then he fucking died. He flit. Oh, God, dude. And that's our seven part, uh, documentary series on Seige the reverse Seize

and then we get I just like that there's there's way too many people in this country that would fuck with that and start following what's his name again? Seize?

Jesus? Reverse Jesus. The thing is like if this was an old story people, some people would believe it. That's what's crazy. You don't even need to dude fucking

what's the guy's name that made Scientology? Oh yeah. The science fiction guy. yeah el ron hubbard el ron hubbard yeah like the um you don't need to be old

or we'll just say it is we'll just say it is like oh we found them these um with the dead sea scrolls it's like we found a live ocean alive we found the 10 we found uh

instead of the 10 commandments they found this zero suggestions and it's just an empty slate with nothing on it And then who went to that the Mount Sinaiet? It was a C-SOMB. Seesom. Fucking garbage.

Seasaw with a zero suggestion. I walked up to the mountain and I saw a really wet dripping bush. Yeah, yeah. And it told me about the zero suggestion. and he came down with a fucking empty slate and he was like he fucking he didn't tell me shit

it's so sad and the Jews went back to Egypt because they're like this is fucking stupid I'm gonna go I'm gonna go back home Oh fucking God I love

I love everything about this Israel is S Somme Seas Sissom Cs Csah Csum C C Csum see some.

Oh God. I think I found the I think I this needs to be the title. You know what the fuck? There's a joke in my head that could only possibly be funny to us. Yeah. Where, where,

uh, no, even more so. Oh. Here's my pitch for the thumbnail, right? Okay. You find,

you find a picture of Jesus, but then mirror it. I literally, was thinking that. But I was thinking my next thought was, how would, like, right? No one would know at all, but like you would know.

I literally thought that. Oh my God. It's reverse Jesus, everybody. I was like, there has to be. Oh, God. There has to be that I was like, I got to turn this into a shirt. I got to write this down.

Reverse. Hell yeah, dude. I got to figure out a way. I think so the way you can have reverse Jesus is, Oh, God. I don't know. Yeah, you figure it out. So, okay, so he has no beard.

Yeah. And he's got a fucking military cut. I don't know. He's bald? He's got like a real horseshoe thing going on. Yeah, yeah. He's completely, he looks like Wallace Sean, kind of. All right.

I like it. You know? I like it. The inconceivable. Yeah, yeah. That guy. And he's incredible. like he's what he's like two foot six

he's like incredibly short and uh well let's give him let's give him five even yeah five five five foot four eleven maybe uh and he he walks around and he's just a dick nobody likes him he just beats people up

he blinds the sighted he blinds the sighted he blighted yeah oh man that's good yeah he He didn't fucking... He sinks in water.

Yeah. Yeah. But like way faster than normal. You know, like he just, but it's almost as if it's air. He just plummets. He doesn't float. Dude, it's shallow. It's a foot of water and he's somehow sunk in it.

Somehow, people are like, how do you fucking... Oh my God. So they even deep enough to do that. I don't understand. He gathers everybody at the final. breakfast? The final breakfast. The first breakfast. Oh, yeah, the first

breakfast. I guess it would be the first breakfast. Their very first meal together, and everybody hates him except for this one, dude. Fuck this guy. Fuck this guy. He's turning all of our, he's turning all of our wine into water. What a fucking buzzkill. That's crazy.

He's a fucking buskill. He's like, you don't get drunk, you don't get drunk. He's like, what the fuck? I spent so much time brewing this. You know, how long I fermented this. You know how long I've spent brewing this wine? Eight years I've had this fermenting. I don't care. You just turned it into water? Fuck you, sir.

I do not care my son. I do not care my child. Fuck you. Oh, dude. There's a lot of mileage on reverse Jesus. Let me tell you. I love all of this. The audience is like, what the fuck is crap? Yeah, reverse Jesus

that's fire. Seige, man. That's a sea. my favorite thing to come out of this show in a while. We're not beating that. So, like, we're going to move on to questions, I think. We're going to get our questions. We're going to, not the questions.

I'm sorry. I'm all fucked up. We're going to move on to the names. A little shorter episode. You know. I think this should be the fucking length of the episodes, man. But we just never do it. We just keep rambling about bullshit.

It's a siege. About seizes. I mean, like, once the names are read, like a two-hour plus show, I think, is the sweet spot. And then somehow we end up doing three hours and a half. And I'm like, I know, I know. Ugh. Yeah. All right.

We're going to read the names now of our $25 and up patrons. Remember, you can go over there to Patreon.com slash to snarktank. Snarktank. Shop for merch. We'll be, I'll be updating that soon, by the way. So keep your eye on that. Keep your ass siege. so see yeah i got i got to work up a design

reverse jesus i almost bought a jesus christ action figure on timu those six bucks and it looked the quality looked good so i was like oh there's probably like lead in here or something because oh easily because i was like what thousands of thousands of lads yeah yeah um anyway we're going to read the uh 25 dollar at a patron names now

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So somebody commented Because somebody brought it up It's like Resident Evil Babies And apparently we Pitch this Yeah it was A joke that we pitched I pitched it specifically

Like ages ago I don't remember it at all And people were like Oh it was a while I don't remember that either People in the comments Are like Chris forgot

that he pitched Resident Evil babies. I'm like, listen. I don't remember that either. I don't remember that at all, like earnestly, like not even slightly. I don't even remember how long it, like that to me sounds like it could have been either three years ago or four weeks ago.

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Ignore at her stay. Ignore at her stay legitimate child. Fucking difficult Pete. What is that? So, so I don't know if it's, it must be. It's the mod of Easy Pete from,

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Managing my bull from the cuck chair, like the elusive man. You gotta have a good, uh, overview, you know? Mm-hmm. That's what, uh, the quartering tells me. I just started watching,

uh, the, um, June the King, video on on on on the quarter oh so yeah i haven't seen that yet i uh i've been meaning to check it out yeah i'm almost done with them catching up so i'm i'm starting to like understand the lore and what led up to his downfall and all that shit yeah this motherfucker is doing too much it's crazy he got addicted of making money and buying a bunch of dumb bullshit he didn't need it's nuts yeah i have this cute up okay uh okay uh

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It's a really easy test. To me. What's the test? Huh? What would be your answer? Would you still, if my wife said, would you still love me if I was a 12 year old?

Right. What, what, this is not a trick. Like if she, like, like, like if she became a 12 year old overnight.

Yeah, this isn't like, there's no trick questions here or anything like that. It's like, what's your answer? Like, what is it like, it's,

it's, it's, to even ask that question is crazy. What is your is reading it? Well, well wife i'll i'll just get used to it i guess i'll just put up with your no tits having no ass having body your your empty vessel stick fucking child body i'll just put up with it that's crazy it's crazy i wouldn't i would feel bad but i'd be like you understand why this is over right

so here's so here's my my confusion about it right so like let's say let's say for the sake of argument you're like you're both 25 or something right okay and then your your partner becomes 12 years old again and you're like fuck man and you've been dating for like five years or something right you're like and maybe you're engaged or maybe you're not but like it's beside the point and you're like fuck man you're 12 i i mean we can't we can't we can't like i still care about you but we can't do this would you be would you be would like would it make sense to wait until she's 21 again? Because it's not the same as like, you know what I mean?

It's not the same situation as like meeting like a young person and waiting until they're older. You're waiting for the person that you've already loved and who was older to be that age again. You know what I mean? Does anybody have the patience to wait that long? Like that's really the question. What's 12? It says one, two, three, four, five, six.

Listen. Six years minimum before it's like. Listen, so I'm doing it from, this is from my perspective, right? So I would not want, if I was the one who turned into a 12 year old, I'd be like, do not, do not wait for me. This is ridiculous. Go ahead. Listen, forget about me. Maybe we'll cross past when I'm old again.

But by that time, that's crazy. Come on. It is crazy. I can't expect you to wait until it's all again. But that is, yeah, obviously. but like that is kind of like it's deeply unethical if you're like 25 waiting for a 12 year old to become 18 but in this specific scenario that is kind of fascinating because it's not quite unethical there's a good joke in this there really is something good joke that could be worked out in this like this scenario i'm i'm fascinated by this yeah there's material there yeah you guys can figure it out in the chat yeah yeah uh gooner supreme uh woke bricked up after i gooned just need some man butt so I can fucking coom boys in the hood goon devil the man without come booty wonderland booty wonderland booty wonderland booty wonderland booty wonderland batty boy became batty man yes you has the biggest problem right now smitchie enjoying his pinini

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If they shit it up my back, bro. Just okay, how does that happen? First of all, how? It has to be intentional. Like, you're not shitting up my back by accident. What the fuck could you possibly be doing? There's no, there's no, the only, so here's, and I'm going to

say this, the only scenario I imagine something like this could possibly happen is the chick is so fucking drunk, she like passes out and shits herself somehow passed out on me. But even if that's the case, would you want to be with someone who gets so drunk, they pass out and shit themselves? That's kind of, right. Yeah.

It's like a character thing. Yeah. Like it says something about you that like, I don't know. Like I, this has tainted my view of you forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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We'll be back next time. uh there'll be stuff waiting for you we're gonna see i'm gonna reach out to some people to see if we can get a guest in person uh for the next time we're together uh i'm still waiting on some replies so like i'm just uh feeling it out right now but we'll we'll see you guys next time and until then uh i don't know man patron dot com slash snark tank don't kill yourself all that jazz bye bye