The Snark Tank - #41: Chocolate vs Candy

Episode Date: October 8, 2020

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Hey, look, he's a little dead meme. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Episode, what is this? What is this? Forty- 40. 40.

We're almost... We're 11 away from 52, which means... It's like a whole year's worth of episodes. Oh, okay. I was like, why do you choose 52? What the fuck's important about that? Then I realize that's how many weeks are in a year. Yep.

Yeah, brilliant. Nice one. So we're here, obviously. it's October. It's a spooky month. And there are certain things that we try to avoid here on the podcast sometimes. Sometimes we're more successful than other times. But we try typically, I think, to talk about politics only when we think it's like entertaining

or only when things are particularly annoying. but I feel like I really feel like it's impossible not to mention the fact that you know the president has the fucking plague yeah the nigger in chief got the China virus as he as he likes to say

I cannot stand the fact that you said that is he or is it actually COVID now I don't I don't know the niga in chief What? What's wrong with that? Okay, sure. Continue, dude. I feel like it's probably even more Chinese now because now that it actually affected him,

now he's just like, now he's super mad. First, he was just like, oh, the Chinese are annoying for coughing all over the world, I guess, or whatever. But now it's like, how dare you affect me? Now it's they killed me. Yeah. Now I might get usurped. Is that not poetic justice, though? You know what I mean?

It is, absolutely. The way he behaves is absolutely what goes around, comes around, man. You got to be real, man. Like, I don't care which side of the aisle you're on. Like, if, this is like if Obama got, like, collateral damage by one of his drones, you know what I mean? And it'd be like, it's fucked up. And it'd be like, it really is. It's like, what do you fucking expect, dude?

Like, you're just being trigger happy with these fucking phantom fours. And you just do imagine He doesn't fly phantom zombies Imagine Barack Obama had one drone that didn't leave the White House And he set off the bombing inside the White House So he bombed a bunch of like the fucking whole entire West Wing gets bombed And he's like God fucking damn it man This is what it does?

Does it do this to people? There's just a certain layer There's a certain layer and it's like Yeah I get it Like there's a human element where it's like yeah that sucks He's still a human being and he's got family and shit that cares about him I get all that shit, but there is, you can't really ignore just the, the sheer, the amount of amusing energy that just emanates from this entire situation. It's, it's kind of, it's kind of funny.

Like, I don't really care where your, where your politics lie. It's, it's pretty damn funny. And the fact that we're talking, you know, the fact that they're actually talking about like Pence being in there is, It's wild. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so wild, man.

And, of course, I was seeing a lot of talk from, it was actually kind of, it was a little bit annoying. I'm not going to lie, seeing people kind of shaming others by saying, shame on you. He's a human being, all this stuff. And I, and. Oh, yeah, but they're like the first people. They're like the first people to, like, make fun of people when they're, like, dead and shit. Absolutely.

I vividly remember people going hard in the paint on Hillary when she, she was slipping and stuff, but she had, like, pneumonia and, like, whatever was going on with her. She was, like, all towards of sickly. And, of course, I thought it was, you know, her, like, weakening at Bernie's. Like, she was being propped up. And so, like, all that stuff, I thought it was funny, too. I thought, oh. Yeah, that was also hilarious.

It was, like. She almost fell it was kind of funny. I can't lie. I mean, it's not, it's terrible that I almost laughed at this. It's, like, you know, like, up in age woman almost falling down. but like sometimes it's fucking funny seeing people get hurt, you know? Like sometimes it's hilarious. She's more than just like an old woman, you know?

She's she's kind of Eldritch. Yeah. So it was funny regardless. Like, and yeah. But the fact that they're actually talking about Pence like being in there is insane. Like the thought of like, because I really don't, I don't know how a Trump voter feels necessarily. Like I don't really understand the thought process. but I would have to imagine that they're probably not excited at all about Pence, right?

I don't know, man. Because I feel like Trump won in large part because of his, like, personality. And the fact that he was like abrasive and kind of rude and he didn't act like a normal person does. But like Mike Pence is very, you know, he's insane, but he's also like just a very generic person. Like, you know, he would fit in in any Republican administration. Like, he would just be that guy. See, you guys are missing the entire point of Pence, though. I feel like everybody doesn't understand that this is a part of the plan.

Pence is palpating, and he is pulling the strings to insert himself into power, and then he becomes the Senate. He becomes America, and then he can finally legitimately release his force lightning. Because we all see, we've all been speculating. This shit's real. It's true. He can finally start the, uh,

the death stranding. The thing about Mike is that I feel like Pence was kind of more along the line like the evangelical like regular Republicans. Right. He was more regular. He doesn't excite. He doesn't excite the base, I feel like.

He definitely excites probably homophobes. He probably genuinely gets them like, yes. Let's go shock treatment. Let's get it popping. But what I'm saying is in, Initially in 2016, Trump had a lot of appeal specifically because he, he, there were, there were issues where he would, like, debate Hillary Clinton on and he would, he would attack her from, like, the left. Like, he would, like, he would be more left than Hillary was sometimes.

And, like, that's just not something that would happen with Pence at all. Pence is just very much standard, a standard kind of person. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know if he could really, like, if it was him as, you know, the person on the ticket, like, I don't think that he. would excite enough people to get out and I think he was like he was like what was it Romney? Remember Romney

versus Obama like okay yeah dude oh yeah sure you're gonna win bro like get the fuck out of here with this stupid magic underwear you serious they get out of it that's so disrespectful dude I forgot that he was more dude I think that people like what happens Pentwood go up on a podium right and everybody'd be like talking and then he would say silence but he would whisper it but it would sound like a thousand different voices of saying it and you'd be like oh shit

we're in trouble. And then one person would be like... He's like a Dragon Balls E Fusion. He just sounds like a bunch of different people. And you'd be like, hey, sir, the idea is about shock therapy. And he'd look at that person. That person would sit down and never stand up again. Because his powers are...

He is a bad guy. I'm sure of it. Oh, yeah. You can quote me on this. I don't care. He definitely has some sort of power that he cultivated from a young age. And he was like, I'm going to take this to the top one day. And he's, he's, he's biting his time.

He's doing it correctly. He's not just, he's not just trying to, you know, just do a major coup, usurp the throne in a very bombastic way. He's just biding his time. And he, he- What if he gave him COVID? He did. What if fucking Pence gave fucking Trump COVID can do imagine?

Yeah, let's calm down. Let's all just calm down a second. He fucking, like, you ever see Sonya Blade? You ever see Sonia Blade how she does the kiss of death? She gets like, there's like some shit that she blows your way and you kiss you and then you like disintegrate. Dude, fucking Pence has this power, man. He actually physically grabbed COVID. Like he can, he grabbed it from the air.

And he fucking blew it. He's a COVID bender? Yes. No, he's a force manipulator. And he took it. He was like, he put a fucking, he put a dirty mask on fucking Trump's face. And was like, yes. Very.

In due time, I shall take over this whole entire legislation. I really just don't know what he sounds like even. Like, I wouldn't even begin to impersonate him because I just don't remember what he's He sounds like a guy. Yeah, he just sounds like a person. He just sounds like a guy who, like, I don't know, he's at like an Applebee's alone. Like, that's what he sounds like. Alone.

I only remember one thing that he said because of just how not, like, he sounded so, serious about it and like as if people actually give a fuck but nobody really carried it was like a it was like a a pity clap where he he just went he was on the podium and he was like I will not allow them to cut

America's meat and then people are like yeah thanks thanks Pence like what the fuck are you talking about I don't know what his last name is even intimidating bro Pence well fucking pal It's hidden. This is real.

This is real life, man. I'm not even making... His name's gonna be Darth fucking Sidious. This fucking Myspace name was Darth Sidious. If any of this, if any of this is even close to accurate, I'll, I'll donate all sorts of money to all sorts of things. Anything that people tell me. It is. Like, I'll just do it.

Because at that point, like, there's nothing, nothing is safe. Dude, we called, we called King John Un's death. And... That's true. Like, it happens. He's not dead, though. He's definitely dead, dude. Like, they, they confirm that those fake pictures weren't even him.

Those pictures, that is true. That is an actual fact. That's actually those pictures weren't him? Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. So I think, I definitely, I definitely still, there is, there is nothing that any living being could do to convince me that Kim Jong-un is a lot. Like, there's, you can't do it.

You're out of your fucking mind. You're off your fucking rocker. He's alive, dude. He's not alive. Yeah, okay, sure. Who told you to say that? If he was not, if he was not alive, if he was not alive, the whole narrative that we created about the world being protected by Kim John Un is off. And that means that everything from in the fucking cosmos is on its way to fucking kill us.

So he better be alive for our fucking sake, all right? That's a good point. I didn't even consider that. The Keith David Corp can't defeat everything out there, man. well they still look it the balance can be broken but it also can it also can be restored uh by who i don't know maybe there's pence if there's a pence fucking elevates to the new throne of jim john moon no that's that's a terrible idea but we can always ask him maybe he'll uh like who's who's a who's a bad like vegeta right or somebody someone that was a bad guy and then they they're just like okay

i'll be on the side of good i guess or for whatever for whatever reason me redemption art Yeah, maybe we can give him redemption. Maybe he'll become... Look, if there's a planet of Keith David's, though, wouldn't there be a planet of King John Un's as well? No, there's every being... Keith David is a universal, like, you know, anomaly. There's always a bunch of him.

That's true. That is how it works. But for Kim Jong-un, there's only one... There's only one... There's only one child of the sun. Well, there's... Now there's none, because he's definitely not alive. Yeah, we get, we, I'm so fucking scared.

We have to do something about this. We specifically, we three, have to fix this. We should resurrect Mussolini. And we can ask him. Why him? He's a bad guy. He was really bad. I mean, yeah, but he's, uh.

Hey, what do you want? Yeah. I was asleep. Oh, wow, you, your color different from mine, huh? I don't think he sounded anything like that. I feel like that. Why are you look like that, huh? Hey.

Oh, my God. Hey, it's your face. I said anyway. I am a fascist. Would you like a fascist pizza? They dragging me down the street and car behind car, eh? Oh my God. They fucking crash team racing him like all over the street.

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Take delivery by 331. It's of like, where was it? Fucking Italy. Wow, yeah. Good narrow down. Italy's more than just Italy. There's like cities in Italy. Italy's more than Italy.

Italy's not more than Italy. Italy's only Italy. Yeah, there's no, there's no Rome. There's no shit. What the fuck he's saying? It's Italy. Everything is inside of Italy, but Italy's only Italy. Let me look up his, uh, let me look up in great detail how he died.

Yo, and another, he went, he went street surfing, but without a board, bro. That was hilarious. That shit's dope, bro. He was killed by a firing squad. That's fucking metal as hell. Damn. Yeah, that's a way to go. Do you think in another timeline we could have had a super Mussolini bros?

Maybe we could have had that? Oh, yeah, definitely. Oh, Milan. Oh, Milan, really? Yeah, they did it in Milan. Yeah, that's fitting. Paraded his body through the streets like a fucking, like, like, that was how they came up with the, uh, the Macy's Day parade. They're like, wow, we really like parading people across the street.

Let's do it with like big people. Dude Let's get Goku in here Stupid That's the most insane shit that you fucking Imagine you go outside In your street And then you see them fucking

Marionetting a dead body down the street And everybody cheering And fucking clapping Yo, marionetting The leader Not even like a person Like just like a recognizable figure That everybody knows

Just like paraded That is the ultimate form of mob justice And, uh, I mean, dude, that's wild, man. That's like in, uh, in Puerto Rico when they, when they, uh, not even that long ago, like when they wheeled up that guillotine up to the mayor's house or whatever the fuck and like they made him fucking flee. Shit. I didn't see that.

No. Yeah. It's nuts. Crazy. It was like a year ago, I think. They don't fuck around. They're like, you know, if you, if you, if you, there's like, it's almost like those, uh, those cards you get at like sandwich or like bagel shops where it's like, oh, not.

Nine sandwiches gets you a free 10th sandwich. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you fuck up X amount of times, it, like, it doesn't matter. You're getting something. Like, you're getting something for free. And in Puerto Rico, it's a guillotine, typically. Dude, a guillotine.

You know how fucking old world guillotines are? Yeah. My grandma's from Puerto Rico. Like, you can't buy one of those on Amazon, I feel like. And she was like, I never even saw one of those on that island where they get it from. I was just like, I don't know, grandma. It's probably not hard to build. It's probably, I feel like it's a pretty simple mechanism.

I'm confident in my skills that if I had, well, if I had access to the metal, like, if I had access to a metal shop, because what, would, I can build the foundation. It's just as far as getting the blade and stuff. That's the only thing. I'm like, could I actually stumble upon that or have somebody make it funny? I don't like diatines, though. I just cut some of the top. I like a nice big fucking warhammer to the face a few times. I am not.

I'm not a bad. That's so awful. Because the bounce, the bounce makes it funny, you know, when you hit someone's head. and then the fucking hammer goes up a little bit and you've got to bring it back up and you're like, ah ha, bink again. The second hit they're always gone. Yeah, that's hilarious, dude.

You don't got to do this. That's super hilarious. You don't got to do three hits. That'll be one of them. Two hits, they'll be out the game. Trust me. The third and fourth hit are just for fucking, just to relieve yourself, you know.

So what if, so can we have a super muslinny bros and he has one of those hammers? And like, that would that be pretty good? I think that would be a pretty good game. Or a stick. It's a fucking stick. Anyway. It's me. Mussolini.

It's a me Mussolini. You just hear gunshots. Oh my God. What a different Nintendo we would see. Jesus Christ. I forgot what I was even going to say. I just want to mention again that if you want to... This is the most unnatural plug I think I've ever done.

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So keep an eye on that shit. I think, I honestly think I just said that to get off Mussolini so we could upload this. Without getting flag. Nobody cares about him. No, man, you'd be surprised. The Italians probably care. no the Italians definitely yeah they yeah they

they're the ones that did it they're the ones that yeah they fucking hated that fool yeah they they didn't like I don't know if anybody else would have bothered to do it I was actually I had a dream I had a dream a couple nights ago about dog Hitler

why I don't know why I don't know it was just like a bunch of historical I was having like a really weird trip through time almost in my head. I think I had like medicine or something before I went to bed that I really shouldn't have had. And I thought about like if Hitler was like a dog and he was like stuck in his

he was stuck in his little like bunker or whatever. And he like would he like bite down on like a like dark chocolate? Is that what he would do? So wait a minute. In this universe is he is only Hitler a dog or is it like everyone's a dog? But everyone's a dog but everyone's a dog including Hitler except for Hitler's dog who is, I guess, a person. I haven't really recognized.

So dogs have people. So dogs have people instead of people having dogs? Yeah, it's like Disney. Ah. And Disney, people don't, and Disney, the dogs don't own people. The dogs have dogs sometimes. How fucked up is that? All right.

Well, I guess it's just a different kind of dog then. Yeah. How fucked up is that? He can still bite down the cyanide pill and the signet pill do the same trick on a dog too. Trust me. But I guess it's not sineye. Yeah. It's a chocolate.

The cyanide will do the trick, though. Dark chocolate will hurt. It won't make it sick. Dark chocolate pill. You give it. He bites down a dark chocolate milk bone and dies. That's probably a real universe somewhere. I'm probably, yeah, my sure.

It would be surprised. It would be surprised. Anyway. I would be surprised. There's a couple things. There's really only one other thing that I felt like I wanted to talk about. And it's because it's just so weird and confusing. And we haven't talked about this at all.

I talked a little bit about this on Sacred Symbols, but it's a long ass episode because, Austin was also on it. So I think I want to bring this up to you guys. Have you seen the fact that Spider-Man PS4 has a different Peter Parker now and that they changed his face entirely? Yeah. Yeah. For seemingly no reason.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, I guess technically it would be no reason because there really was no reason to do it. So I guess they do. Dude, the reason they gave is so stupid. Did you hear the reason that thing is? They wanted to be more accurate, right? They wanted to be more accurate based on the voice.

They were like, we want a character model that better matches Yuri Lowenthal's voice for the next generation. They're so stupid. And it's like, wouldn't, isn't that like the job you should have done when you were like making the game in the first place? You know what I mean? Like, why would... First of all, like, I don't even think that the default thing. Peter Parker and Spider-Man PS4 looks all that at odds with Yuri Lohenthal's voice at all. I thought it was fine.

He looks kind of like Yuri to me, honestly. Yeah, I didn't even see a real problem. He looks like him. He looks like him. At no point. Dude, it wasn't even like a... At no point that I have a problem with it. Yeah, it wasn't like a common criticism.

Like, there's no way that I never once saw that criticism where it's like, oh, Spider-Man PS4 is like a 10 out of 10, but I'm going to have to bump it down to a 7 because Peter Parker just doesn't match Uri Lonethal's voice. He had one of the few good faces in the game, I think, honestly. Like, not many people are like, I think Myos is like a fucking chimpanzee in that game. Like, I adamantly think he looked like a fucking shit flinger. He looked so bad. I hated his face so much. He did, yeah, he did look. A lot of, a lot of those character models looked really wonky. Peter, Peter also looked weird, but it didn't look like, like it didn't belong with the voice. It wasn't like every time he talked, fucking Pee Wee

Herman would speak. It wasn't just completely It wasn't just this completely diametrically opposed thing That I like like oh man That doesn't work at all Like that was never a criticism And just to have this argument

It's like oh yeah We wanted to better match the voice It's like that was your job the first time When you were making the character model Isn't that why you cast him And why you made the model that way Like it's so weird Yeah

So I have this theory that I've seen a couple people agree with me on But like on the PlayStation podcast podcast. They thought it was like they might have been something else, but I'm so sure that this is the reason. And I'm pretty sure that the guy who contributed the face capture for Peter Parker probably wanted more money for the remaster for them to use this like this again. And they were like, no, that's stupid. We could recast you and spend less money. And they probably just did that. Because there's no reason other than that why they would just recast somebody. It's like Terrence Howard or whatever in Ironman.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When that happened and they replaced him with Don Cito. Yeah. There's a better idea for me, I think. It was better. It ended up being better, but I was upset at first, though. I don't like Terrence Howard, so fuck him. Why don't you like him?

Because he fucking, what's wrong with him? I just don't like him that much. Why? Didn't he invent like a fake kind of didn't he invent his own mass? I think it's where like, yeah, yeah, it's where it's where two plus two like equals five or something like that. It's something retarded. It's something. I don't care enough.

I can't even care about that. That's just so insane. No, we have to look this up because this is important. He invented his own kind of math. That is some shit that I've never heard in my life. It's like, no, no, isn't it like one? He's like Newton this man. I think it was one times one equals two.

I think that's what it was. was something that's like he doesn't understand the concept of one of something one time equals one like if it's only terence howard believes that one times one equals two so he created his own language if you believe the rules of basic arithmetic terence howard pities you i can't even what am i that's what it says on google it literally says that yeah no it says this wait what the fuck I cannot care about this. I can't care about this. Oh, my goodness.

How is that possible? Teriology. See, ah! This is, this is, that's just, it's just a child's brain. That's all it is. Because when I was young, I remember specifically learning a multiplication in in elementary school.

And when they were saying like, oh, one times one, my initial thought would be like, oh, two. Because I'm kind of just thinking like combining two things together. And then my teacher slapped me. And I was like, no. if you have something one time, what is it? I'm like, oh yeah, that's one. And then it forever changed me.

I was good. Because you got fucking hit, that's why. You associated that pain with fucking up and max. Yo, listen to some of the shit that Terrence Howard has said. I remember being in the womb, found comfort there, and have been aware since that moment. as a result of the travesties I've gone through, I have become awakened. What is that?

Yo, what is this? This man has gone through the fucking ringer, man. He saw his father murder someone. I was standing next to my father watching, Howard says, then stuff happened so quickly. Blood was on the coats on our jackets, and then my dad's on a table, and then my dad is gone to prison.

You know what I think? Now I'm starting to think, because I kind of forgot about the mathology the terriology thing, I'm starting to think that him being replaced wasn't about money, and it was just about it being insane. And they're like, do this guy's so hard to work

with fucking dodgy. Have you seen the way Terrence Howard goes into the bathroom and carves George Washington face, George Washington's face and all the bars of soap in the bathroom? Have you noticed this? Have you noticed that this is a particularly strange habit for an individual to have everywhere he goes? Have you been following Terrence Howard, and then

you've realized that occurrence in your following? of him? You imagine you have a Facebook page where in like 2009 you were like become a fan of Terrence Howard and you'd have to post shit like this? Fucking, he has 432 faces.

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One thousand thank yous from Bloodworks Northwest. Wait, what? That's what he said. We've all got these different faces that we want to come out. There's at least four just in this moment with a possible expansion. to 432, but which one do you let out? These are quotes from him, by the way. I thought you were fucking around for a second.

No, I'm not joking. This is all fucking real. I don't have time. Oh, my God. I wonder if there's like a good deep dive YouTube video on this dude, because... This is the last century. This is the last century that our children will ever have been taught that one times one equals one. Could you imagine that's what happened?

Watch he's right. All this is correct. He's like just beyond in tune with the universe. He knows these next breakthroughs. I can't even be fucked. Okay. What else? What else are we talking about?

What's going on? What's going on? Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's on Empire? Yeah, yeah. That was, uh... Yo, what is it with Empire and having these, like, fucking crazy people? Josie Spullet and Terrence Howard.

They're going to start a new fucking cult about, like, I don't know, being assaulted in making math problems and shit? I don't know. The Jesse Simulet thing is fucking hilarious, man. That's so funny. One times one equals being assaulted at 2.30 a.m. in Chicago. I hate to. That's what it means.

Is that a math problem? I hate that. Oh, my God. But anyway, no, I think, what the hell were even talking about? We were talking about fucking Spider-Man's face. I definitely, like, I don't know. I don't see how it could be anything other than like a negotiation thing. That totally makes sense.

You know what I mean? It makes too much sense to the point where it's like, it's kind of hard to speculate otherwise because what that, that is very plausible. Or yeah, somebody is being stupid asking for money overplayed their hand. And then it's just like, yep, sorry, dude. I just hate the way he looks, dude. I hate the way the new one looks, man. It's like, fuck, your face is so ugly.

He looks really young, too, which is, like, really confusing because he's clearly supposed to be, like, an older Peter Parker, you know? Like, he's supposed to be, like, a seasoned Peter Parker, and he looked way older before it, like, actually made way more sense. Now he looks, like, younger than Miles. He doesn't look way old. He didn't look way old. He just didn't look like a kid again. And I'm just so over, I'm so over young Spider-Man. I've never, like, like, I like, I like, it's just, I'm so done with it. Because young Peter doesn't allow for, like, the better, it just reminds me of, young Peter and I'm like I don't like this guy anymore I want to see older Peter Parker

because he did cooler stuff then they should have just made him look like they I don't know look at the animated series man that's what I that's what I want when he fucking dized up yeah what he was like clearly on broids and he looked like he was 30 when he was in high school like that that's what I was like I was all about that you know you know he looked like a 40 year old bodybuilder in that fucking show it made no sense dude he was a little smaller than Eddie was that was insane to me. He was a little bit smaller than Eddie. Yeah, and I was like, how... He was bigger as Peter Parker than he was as Spider-Man,

I felt sometimes. He was... One billion percent. That was, that was definitely the thing. It was like, dude, he is so much worse, whoa, when he doesn't have the fucking suit on. Just fucking yoink the fuck out with fucking pecks crowning over his fucking body. I was like, how could anybody

how could Flash, how could anybody fuck with this dude? He'll murk anybody in his path and yeah, like, I I don't understand how he got bullied at all looking like that. He looks like a fucking quilt. It's the most insane thing. Like, who the fuck?

Who is going to bully this person? A idiot. That's what I fucking dumbass. A dead person. That's who's going to bully this person. A dead man, a dead child in a high school. He went to school in New York. So, probably people would still bully him.

They would end up in fucking wheelchairs for the rest of their life, fucking eating pizza through a straw. But they'd probably try it and get fucking killed. Eating pizza through a shot. draw. I drink your lunch. Hey, yo, when I first saw, um, I,

I only saw briefly the, the new model of a Spider-Man. So, I'm, now that I'm looking at it a lot more, I see, I see, and I see the comparisons of the voice actors. When I just saw it briefly, at my first glance, at first glance, I thought they were just trying to go over more like Tom Holland thing, like, oh, let's just associate and then, and then whatever. and which made me think,

because I don't think we've ever talked about this before, what do you guys even think about Tom Holland as the Spider-Man's now? Oh. Are you a fan of Tom Holland? I don't hate him. I like him. I think he's better than Garfield.

And I think, I don't know, I'll always have nostalgia for McGuire in general, because I love those movies. But I think, I think, he does all right i i think his movies could be written a little better i think if they they the character the mc u spider man is really not spider man esk he's more of like a a tween superfan but i think tom holland does a good job in what he's given like he acts well right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 ram I'm 1,500 Big Horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. It's just that I feel like the Spider-Man in general from MCU has a lot of problems. I go along with him. The only thing that really bothers me, and I think I've talked about this before, because I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but it's just that the fact that we have, we've had all these live action Spider-Man movies and all these, like, cartoons with Spider-Man in it, and, like, now at this point we have Spider-Man as a kid, and we've never really had a Spider-Man that sounds like he's actually from New York at all. Like, he just sort of sounds like, he always sounds like a guy, like just a default person. And I think that's kind of lame, because, like, surely he would have some kind of action.

accent, but he just never does. I feel like he definitely would have an accent, but I've also never heard him with an accent, so I don't ever think. Like, I don't read him with an accent either. It's weird. So, that's true. I hear you. Like, I understand that because, like, my first exposure to Spider-Man's having a voice was

Christopher Daniel Barnes on the animated series, right? And he was also, like, in the games, too. He was the same Spider-Man. So it was like, oh, that sounds like, that sounds like Spider-Man to me. Like, if Christopher Daniel Barnes did the voice for, like, a Spider-Man show or game in the future, I'd be like, yes. this is quintessential. This is how Spider-Man should sound.

But, like, thinking about it, it's like he should sound like somebody from fucking Queens. Like, but he just doesn't. And it's, Queens have a real accent, though? Yeah, for sure. I mean, like, I don't know.

I feel like, I feel like New York has this a New York accent. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't even sound like he's from there, though. Yeah, there's definitely like, to me, if you don't have an accent in those specific regions,

it's because your parents are not specifically from there. like say you you live there you grew up there but you grew up around your learning english from your parents who may have moved from somewhere else like uh somebody i knew that lived deep in the heart of texas but sounded like she was a valley girl from fucking california which was like but people surrounding her sounded like they were basically going to string you up if you're a little bit too dark you know so it's just like it's just like one of those things where it's like it's interesting to see that and but when i like say that uh when i went to new

York like a year ago or something and just walking around like say even Jamaica was really interesting hearing people that are just living around there. I'm like God, it's so colorful. The language. That's the dialects. I don't have a New York accent. And I'm from like, I'm from the city, the heart of the city. Now I grew up there. What about. So like the, you know, my words I use my slang. I use New York slang often. Yeah. That is what I use. And he does use New York slang. But he doesn't speak like a New Yorker in accent-wise, because also, like, a lot of the accents that I know of, they're from,

like, older people. Like, I know a lot of people that don't really have, like, my nephew's from the Bronx, my niece is from the Bronx, all of them from the Bronx, they don't have accents. Now that is my sister, really. Yeah. She has more than I do, I guess. I think it's that. One other thing I didn't mention is, like, uh, fucking television and shit, man.

It's, it's, it's, yeah, television and the internet. Yeah, it definitely changed the way, it's definitely changed the way people learn language, but I don't know. It's just, it's just always been something that I've noticed where it's like, ah, it's, You know, he doesn't really, he doesn't really sound like someone from here, even though he's, like, kind of like one of the most quintessential superheroes from that state. And it's just a little, I don't know. It always bothered me.

I think it might be his thing. Because he's a square. And the time he was created, they were like, he didn't really, wouldn't have any of the cool kid lingo from the time. So I guess that just kind of constantly translated over to every Spider-Man. And actually, no, I think Tom Holland kind of sounds a little more like a New York. working than any of them have actually. Sometimes, yeah, but he's also like British, and I hear the British in him when he talks sometimes.

All these damn British fucking actors taking all of our American jobs, man. Yeah, him and Garfield, we're both Brits, and it's like, and it's like, what the, what? Dude, British actors are taking over, man. They are, I mean, it's like, what's going on, fucking Henry Cavill's getting all the, he's the most American superhero, uh, fucking Superman. For your Superman. And it's like, they're just giving it to all these Brits. I'm like, you know why?

because other countries fund the arts and we don't fund anything in America So that's why That's definitely not true What? What? We don't fund arts very well in this country Especially in schooling We don't fund the arts very well

We don't fund music We don't fund music We don't fund dance bro In the UK That's like a My sister's from the UK And like the school her daughter goes to It's full of like it's very arts heavy

They love that shit there for us is just like I don't know if I can go to college and give us a bunch of money and shit you might have a chance there's probably also there's probably also something

I don't know if this is true or not at all but maybe like kind of almost like outsourcing to it's cheaper maybe and the thing is I know English or British people can do American accents much better than the other way around absolutely it's much easier to do this monotone

speaking voice like I am American than to be like, oh, I'm from Britonland or some shit, because everyone's like, oh, it sounds like shit, but you don't sound like you're from anywhere. Brexit, Brexit. What are you mean? Whatever are you talking about that? I find a perfect

Britain mind. Oh, no, might. Like, I don't like, oh, wait, that's a little more Australian. I mean, they do say mate too, but it's mate, mate, mate, and they go, so there's might for Australian and then it's like, mate, matey. I've, I, like a piratey, like a piratey.

Literally, I've seen some slang. Like I have one of my friends, he's from UK that I worked with us, dude Daniel. And for slang, instead of saying mate, he would say matey, and he would spell it through text like M80. And he would spell it like that. I was like, that's fucking weird. I've never seen that before. But I've used it a couple of times now. You just say matey.

That's awful. And then I like the ones. We're the ones from that say like bruv and brother. Like everything that's like a TH becomes a V. where it's like oh what's going on bruv I brother this is my father and I'm like what the fuck what is this

yeah it is a little weird literally every time I talk to someone who from the UK I just accost them with my fucking British accent I just really aggressively scream at them with a British accent it's fucking hilarious I'm sure I'm sure it's very funny I think this I'm Jamaican so like in my heart of hearts

I'm like really angry at them like culturally my insides are like I hate what you done to our island it was so beautiful once upon the time but Jamaica Jamaica? Yeah, it was fucking one of the crowns of fucking the Caribbean, bro. What? Doesn't Jamaica translate to leave us alone?

No. No, I thought it did. Jamaica. No, those things usually mean something. Like Puerto Rico means like, you know, what is it, the rich port or something? The King's Port. Yeah. The Kingsport. And then, like, Costa Rica is the King's Coast. I don't know. I don't think Cuba turns to anything.

Cuba is Cuba. Cuba. I think most Caribbean places, they just, like, I feel like they're just names of people or people's family's names that were there. And then, like, the ports got particularly special names, you know? Yeah, I guess so. I guess that's what it is. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I just think it's weird that, like, all these, pretty much every superhero feels like, it feels like, it feels like the second they take off the costume, it's like, oh, you might, you want to go grab a brew at the pub? It's like, who the fuck?

What are you doing? It sucks. It sucks. I love it. Aren't you Superman? I love it. I love it. Superman wouldn't do this.

Superman wouldn't want to pint. Superman fucking, he would be accosting people for being different colors. He wouldn't be doing that. I mean, that's basically just the boys, which I haven't actually finished yet. That show's fantastic, dude. I know. I've been meaning to catch up with it because, like, Michael Reeves did this insane video where he made a baby laser. Did you see that?

No. He made a laser? you remember the scene in the boys where like Keith Keith Irbins Carl Urban Yeah Carl Urban

Like cuts people in half with a baby Fucking diabolical He made He made like a real Like a baby doll that does that Or whatever the fuck And I was like Oh yeah

I should watch the boys again Yeah Or the season two Because Yeah I've been seen The advertisement everywhere It's really good man It's a good show

I really like the first season More than I thought I would So Yeah that's that's I'm looking forward. I just want this next season to finish so I could just binge it because I just don't have the patience to sit and wait every Friday. You can't fucking, you can't do it like normal anymore. We've been changed by the fucking, by the Netflix essentially.

Dude, when, when Mandalorian and Clone Wars are coming out every episode a week, my body would hurt. Like, during like Wednesday, my body would be fucking convulsing. And I'm like, dude, I need it. I need it. I can't do this. Like Netflix fucked it up, dude? Every fucking. That used to be normal.

In like 2012, no, in like 2012 is when they first did it. Because I remember it was Orange and New Black. One season they just put out every episode and I was like, what do you mean? What do you mean? I was like, what do you mean? I was like, the whole season down. I was like, what are you talking about? Those seasons out.

He's sitting in his living room looking at his television, looking at Netflix, asking it. What do you mean? What do you mean? What are you talking about? This whole season can't be here. It says watch news. I'm like, the whole thing? The whole thing is out.

that was a pretty wild time to get acclimated to but at the same time it was just it was so much bad like I never had a problem with it I understand that it might be like you know it might be better for like really subjective reasons but like every time a company has been like yeah you know let's let's release things staggered again let's have it like a weekly base I'm like I'm not gonna watch this

until it's all out like I'm just I'm not gonna bother with it yeah that's what I did with the Mandalorian like I didn't I didn't give a shit I still haven't seen it actually because now season two's on it's on its way and I'm like well I might as well wait for that to be done yeah I haven't see that either. I mean, I heard it's good. I just haven't seen it yet. It's really good. There's a lot of shit I haven't seen yet. But I totally feel you, I just feel like the, the old model versus the new model is kind of like cocaine versus crack. Where cocaine, you get your, oh, boom, you got that high real quick, and then you got to come back later. It's no big deal next time you party.

But with fucking crack, right, it's so highly addictive, you get such a dopamine hit so much and so much and so frequently, you have to keep it up. So it's kind of like, I got, I'm binging on all this shit. And then once it's over, you're like, fuck. Like, it's done. And then you're like disappointed and you need to let it's. So it's one of those things where spacing it out could be kind of better for you. Yeah. But at the same time, you want that shit now. Like, I totally.

And I still can help it. Like, say, I think I watched the entire second season of Daredevil in like the same day. Because I enjoyed the first one so much that. when the second one finally came out, I did nothing that entire day. I got up and watched it. I was like, I felt so bad, though. I felt so, like, I was like, I'm so fucking pathetic. I didn't do anything else but watch.

It was like 13 episodes. So I was like sitting there for like at least, you know what. So I probably took a couple of breaks in between. So I dedicated more than half of my day. At least 15 hours. Yeah. At least, at least I watched, dude, I watched five seasons. of Breaking Bad in like

I think five days. That's nuts. Maybe like maybe definitely less than a week but I remember I remember like just sitting in my basement my basement with no windows and like just watching every single episode of Breaking Bad.

That basement is so much stone in that basement. In mine? Yeah, that's the kind of basement that like if something bad happened down there you could scream in that noise probably wouldn't really get out the basement. it because everything is solid. It's not stone anymore. It's not so many more.

Remember last like, that was years ago last time I was there. It was never stone when I knew you. Yeah, it was. It was. The ground was like granite, like hard. No. No, it wasn't.

You're off your rocker. Like, that was like 2009 that we, we renovated the basement. And I didn't know you until like 2011, 2012. Dude, I could have swore that was a very, like a lot of solid rock in your basement. And I was like, this is kind of cool. There are. It, maybe, I don't know, the boiler room is still that way. So, like, maybe, like, you know.

I don't know. I know the closets are kind of like that because we put, like, wood floors and, like, drywall, dry, and, you know, sheet rock and shit. But. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 3.69 a month for 39 months with 4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra. No security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM.

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I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. No, that basement was still super dark, though. Like, I would have no idea what the fuck time it was, and I just sat there and watched the entirety of Breaking Bad, and I was like, holy fuck.

That's a good show. And then I didn't feel bad about it at all, though. I was like, that was so good. Have you guys seen those recently? What? Oh, sorry, I recently watched every episode of Ballers in like two or three weeks. Is that actually a good show? That's a good show.

It's pretty fucking good, man. Like, The Rock did pretty fucking goodness. I was like, nice. Interesting. I can't watch anything with The Rock in it and take it. I love the Rock so much. I love the Rock. He's so fucking cool, man.

Dude, he's. Yeah, but he's so cool that I don't believe it. You know what I mean? He's such a good person. Like, he has to be a bad person. Yeah, like, I just, like, he's so cool that I just, I can't actually. believe that that would be a correct assumption like that would be like an accurate assessment of him

so I just like I can't I can't with it. He's too he's too he's like the perfect specimen of like all of the qualities that you want like if you could choose like he's too big obviously but still. Well I just say he's pure muscle he's tall as shit

he's good looking he sings well his fucking teeth have always been like and lying from whenever I've seen him even back in the day when he wrestled and shit. I'm just like like, well, what is, there's something, something is off, something has to be off with this guy. Like, he fucking kills people. Like, he's like a serial murderer, but nobody knows. He fucking eats babies like Homelander.

I bet he's, yeah, he's Homeland. No, I bet. I bet he just has, like, a lot of knowledge. And he knows, he knows how things will fall, and he uses that to his advantage. So he's like, he never actually has to done it. He never has to actually do anything bad, but he can, like, he could, like, walk up to Kennedy and think and say like hey you know you should think about a convertible man you know maybe think about one of those and then Kennedy's like yeah I think I might

get a convertible and then like uh that's like goodbye and then history happens and then you know he did it and he totally knew it but he was like hey you know what did I do I just you know I suggested a car to him you know I didn't actually do anything oh man that's how he probably gets away with shit yeah maybe that's so so is has he been around that long Is, uh, did he actually? No, no, no, it's just an example of like, like, uh, he, like, another example would be like, uh, I don't know, what's, what's something, uh, tragic that happened kind of recently? Uh, to somebody nice. Oh, oh, Rick Moranis got fucking assaulted.

Yeah, I couldn't believe that shit, dude. I couldn't believe that. That's right. Like, who, who attacked him? No, he's, he is genuinely like the most, like, like, if any. There are a handful of people who I would be like really shocked to discover that they were like terrible people, you know? I feel like, I feel like Robin Williams was one of those people where it's like if I found out that he was like, you know, like a pedophile or something, I would be like completely heartbroken. Yeah.

And it's like, it was like Robin Williams, um, Weird Al Yankovic and like Rick Moranis and like a handful of other people that I like I just haven't thought about in a long time. but those are the people who would be like if they did anything bad then God help all of us and the thought that he just got assaulted by some guy wearing an I-heart and Y shirt just like

what is that? So you know it was a tourist. Oh my God. Totally crazy. Could you, like for me the person I think that like that would not do something evil like it's not a bad person as Donald Glover but could you imagine like you find out that

Chowdush Gambino like I don't know like shot up a school. like years ago and like fucking like Taiwan or something like that and then emigrated over here and he's been lying about his identity the whole time. I'm like, what the fuck? I couldn't see that. I couldn't see that. But Charles Chambino, I could see him getting in trouble for something.

You know what I mean? Like I could see him getting in trouble for something. Maybe not something like vicious, like whatever the hell you just said that I didn't even register because it was so fucking out of pocket. It was a school shooting in Taiwan. Ah, right. Yeah. That's why I didn't remember it.

But, like, I don't know. Like, I could see, you know, he's young and cool enough that I could see him getting it into, involved in some shit that maybe, you know, maybe you shouldn't have been involved in. But, you know, Rick Moranus is like 70, you know, like, or something. Like, he's like an old, like, nerd who, like, retired from acting, like, to raise a family. You know, like, there's nothing, there's nothing suspicious about him at all. So just the premise, just him deserving that. It's kind of crazy that, like, it's kind of crazy that it happened.

Just, he recently did, I forgot what the product was, so I guess it wasn't that good of a product or whatever it was. But he did a commercial with Ryan Reynolds. And I just remember that's him, like, emerging from being in nothing. And then now he's back. And he was just in it as a cameo because Ryan Reynolds loves Rick Moranis. I don't remember what the hell they were selling. But I was just like, that's fucking cool. That was probably like two weeks ago.

It's like, Rick Moranus is back. That's awesome. And then someone fucking punches him. Like, why? It's like, obviously this dude, imagine what if that guy actually knew it was him? And he was like, man, fucking honey, we shunk ourselves was fucking terrible. And then he punched him or something. This is so sad.

Like, I, I kind of wish. And then fucking cocks him in a jaw. It was a waste of time. I actually, you know. I take that back. I actually did like that sequel, Honey We shrunk ourselves. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals,

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recently but there's like there's i feel like i feel like i feel like i've seen maybe like 40 movies in my entire life just on repeat constantly because people will mention movies to me and I'm like yeah I know I know I probably should have seen that but I just I never got around to seeing it and it's like really obvious shit that like everybody is seen by now that I just haven't bothered I just haven't bothered to get around to there's there's a culture of some people that make it a point to see everything I had a friend that

their father would be like, we're not watching anything on repeat. We're just going to absorb the culture that is film or cinema or whatever the fucking, just always watching what's coming out. And the only problem I have with that is, it's cool to experience a lot of new things, but there's things that are obviously far more superior and you do want to see it again. It's like I every time, well, I haven't had TV in years, but whenever like Shawshank would be on television, I would just watch it. I've seen the movie like a billion times, but it's still, it's so good that it'll stop me what I'm doing and I'll just keep it on because it's just such a great movie.

And I can't imagine only watching that one time and being like, oh yeah, I'm satisfied. I never want to see that again. That's fucking weird. Yeah. That's another, that's another movie I've never seen. You never seen Shoshay? No, this is what I'm saying I don't know if I can respect you anymore

That's fine No, I really No, it's not fine It's not fine This isn't, that isn't I'm not out here looking for respect If I was out here looking for respect I wouldn't have a podcast

I mean, I just, but people Oh God, okay shit Have you seen one Flues the cuckoo's nest? No Bro, how have you not seen Have you read these things? Rare Like have you?

Yeah, no one Okay What fucking reads? You're not watching movies. You're definitely not reading if you're born like, if you were born past the 80s and you're like, you're not watching things, you're definitely not fucking reading them.

We need to figure out. We need to figure out what fucking like classic must see movies you haven't seen. Have you seen Casablanca? What? Have you seen Casablanca? That's, that you don't need to see that. Oh,

well, yeah. You actually, you've seen Casablanca. You kind of do. You kind of have to. Because that was like a film, that was like a film school thing.

Like we had to see all that shit or shit. Have you seen singing in the rain? Yeah, I've seen singing in the rain. What the fuck? That movie's a masterpiece, though. I disagree, but it's all right. In fairness, there's a lot of these. I'll put it, I'll be a little bit more clear with this.

There's a lot of movies that I haven't sat and watched. Like, I've seen bits and pieces of like kind of everything, but I've never sat through Shawshank Redemption. I've never sat through, I've never sat through Forrest Gump, like, all the way. I've never sat through the breakfast club. the way. Fuck the breakfast club. I've just never seen these movies ostensible, basically.

I've seen a lot of the movies that people say are like really super popular movies, like especially the ones that I came out like in like between 70s and 80s when I was a kid. So I didn't understand them or grasp them entirely, which I admit, but I've seen a lot of movies in my life. But back to what you said, Derek, you said that singing in the rain isn't a great movie. It's, well, here's the, here's the deal. It's literally a fantastic film. I mean, if you're into that type of stuff. Yeah.

You got to give respect where it's due, you know? I mean, it's like seeing, it's like seeing a bunch of people that fucking do like hardcore and metal and like, oh, their singing's impressive if you're into it. Like, no,

that's impressive. You can do that to your voice and you can dance like that. Yeah, it's a great fucking film. It's not, look, here's the deal. It's not that I'm not saying it's like bad or anything.

It's just, it's not necessarily, let me put it this way. Um, I used to think, um, like, I would think dancing and choreography

was just not my thing, not really. I'm like, ah, I don't really, I'm not too into it. Like, no matter who is doing it, if it's R&B, if it was fucking pop or whatever, I was kind of like, ah, I just don't really, I don't really care for the synchronicity. It's, I understand that it's really, this is really well done and this is talented, but what was happening for me was the wrong music was over it. And there were certain acts that sprung up and they were in a certain type of music, like say, even some metal and then there were some acts, like some shit that's going on in Japan.

And, like, they were moving to... I was just like, oh, this is really interesting. I never even considered that I just was listening to, like, the wrong type of music. It didn't really capture me. It's just one of those things. It's kind of a weird, subjective thing. It's kind of, like, also, my mom was really shocked that when I told her that I can't enjoy theater, like, really, like, musicals because I'm not my suspension of disability.

It's just, it's not there. Because I see the set. I see the stage. I see everything that's going on. behind the scenes and it kind of reminds me of that setting on the televisions nowadays that makes everything look like kind of like a soap opera like it doesn't have like uh yeah yeah i don't even what that setting's called but it like it like uh it does something to the way that you know the filters that are put on uh the shows it's just like a high refresh rate kind and it just everything

like looks weird it it's uh i forget there's a name for it i just forget what it's called it's on like all the tv i've turned it off immediately because all of a sudden I know what you're talking about. I know the general concept. I know the general concept that you're talking about too where it's like, you know, I can look at flavor, Flav and be like, yeah, you know, I can't wear a clock around my neck like that. You know, I can't do it. It's impressive.

I understand that it's impressive. But I'm never going to care about flavor flavor in my life. For me, it's the thing is that when I think, when I look at plays, particularly plays and stuff like that in musicals, when they're like in person ones, I can look at the performance abilities. But when it comes to the acting sometimes, I just, can't give a fuck about the acting. Like when they sing and when they dance, I'm like, that's really impressive.

But when they act, I'm like, this is just like, I can't. Yeah, because they can just fuck up at any moment. And it's just like the fact that they can just do it confidently every night. And then it just like always just goes totally fine is like kind of, it's impressive. And I like theater, I think. But I'm with you. Like, I can't sit there. If it's not like, if there's no like theatrics and there's no like songs or like anything,

like it's just like a straight up like play where it's. It's just like, oh, I'm acting this whole time. It's like, nah, dude, I could throw something at you and literally maim you right now. Okay, you're fucking tripping. You obviously, you fucking, I could hurt you right now. It's boring. It's boring watching people act on a stage when there's nothing else there because then you're just thinking about like, oh, okay, well, how can I insert myself into this? I probably could.

Yeah. I probably should right now. If I was insane. I don't, you are insane. No, because I didn't do it. Chris, but that thought appeared in your head and that doesn't think. in most of whose heads. Most people are like,

I'm just gonna sit here and experience this. You're like, how the fuck do I become part of this? How do I become in charge? No, I don't think so. I think a lot of people, if they're,

if they've been dragged to a play and they don't like it, I think about, like, how they could just, like, fucking throw something at the stage or whatever. You're just fucking up. Yeah, yeah.

I'm usually thinking about how to fuck I get out of here. Like, how can I get out of this? Like, you go to a movie or a girl, and you like, I don't want to be with her. You know how you get out of there? You throw a sewing machine

at the lead actor and then you fucking you ruin her time too you have a sewing machine you have a you don't bring a sewing machine to the theater

no he tries to sew to himself busy and half a week he gets mad and throws that somebody yeah but I'll tell you by the end of

a fandom of the opera I had a whole fucking quilt oh it's lovely no man I love opera though opera's fucking crazy because it's so crazy

it's so impressive I can listen I just I have this problem man right now with Ramtrucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 1,500 Big Horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, it's like having once imagine watching whatever your favorite film is and then just having one stationary camera for every scene like it's like it's just you wouldn't there's no you wouldn't there's no intimacy you don't get the close-ups you don't get the different angles you know what I'm saying it that's the I know you that's the thing that like completely takes me out of it I want to for example um people were ranting and raving about the book of Mormon and like dude we got to go see this shit. I fucking tried to, after

forever, I try to watch a bootleg just to see what was the thing about. And I just couldn't. I was like, fuck, man. It's just I feel like I'm watching high, like one day I'll be fucking an old ass man, I'm going to be watching my fucking kid fail in a play. That's what I feel like. That's what I feel like. How do you feel about concerts, though? Like when you're hearing like live music, that doesn't sound as good as the recording. Oh, no, I think it's the similar thing.

It's very similar. If it doesn't sound is, see, there's a big, there's a big thing happening now with sound engineering that people are fucking nailing it now where there was a big problem because I used to go to shows like weekly where I would go to the local ones and then I would go to the big fucking house of blues or try to go, try to go to an arena or something. And there was a problem with sound engineers. I don't know what it was. It sounded like shit. It didn't sound anything near like the fucking, the album. Like I just want to, I'd rather just listen to the. CD. Like, what the fuck is this?

But it's so good now. Dude, like, a lot of times now, a lot of times whoever fucking mix and mastered some shit, sometimes they fuck up, and the live shit is almost like the redemption, and it sounds better. I know what you mean. Like, Devin Townsend is one of those

guys who, like, I almost don't really like his the stuff that he has on Spotify by itself, but like whenever he does like a live version of it, it sounds fucking immaculate and like pristine and perfect and it's like it's insane. That's why like a lot of people are like because I share my Spotify publicly and they're like

you talk a lot about Devin Townsend but he's not on your Spotify and it's like that's because I have a bunch of like his live YouTube stuff downloaded but you know like I understand that but at the same time it's like when I go to a show I'm almost like I don't really care if it sounds as good as as the album because like the whole thing is just being at the show and like sort of experiencing it and like like listening to it live with other people. Yes. And it doesn't matter if you get like the close-up shots of the music video

or if like the lead singer like misses a line. Well, that's totally different. Because that's, that's the, because that is going to a live show is about, is infinitely more about the experience, especially, like say, let's say one of my favorite bands between the barrier to me. I actually go there more for actually the listening experience

because they're really a talented band. They don't move around a lot because they're playing such like immaculate. Like such crazy shit. But, like, say, I like to go to shows where they're not trying nearly as hard. Or say maybe if it's like a punk or hardcore show or just think that where people can move around way more. And it's infinitely about just being in that environment. Watching them go crazy on stage. I don't give a fuck if they miss notes or not.

And the crowd's moving. It's just that being sandwiched in between a bunch of people I sometimes would hate it. But at the same time, I miss it. Where I'm like, fuck, man. Everybody's here. We're all vibing off the same thing. and sometimes the stage dives. So I totally understand that.

But what I'm saying is like I just, I think that's the biggest part of theater. It's why Katz the movie sucks. But like apparently like it's one of the most highest rated like musicals like ever like actually is like a show to see. And I think that's part of the reason. It's just the atmosphere of like seeing something live and seeing a performance and like being in a room full of people with like the theater acoustics and in these grand rooms that like almost like wouldn't exist. today if they were like commissioned to be to to make theaters you know what i think it is though i think it's just because like the theater people and maybe i think honestly i think it's just because i'm not surrounded by my people i think i that the theater the theater vibe that's fair is not

really my vibe like say the will turn right is a theater um they have shows there but then i've seen bands play there and it's fucking awesome like i love the theater it looks amazing looks like some old school bullshit and it's just everybody's there fucking viking off of this dope-ass band or whatever and I love that experience opposed to and I even had a great time when I went to a it's I forgot what it is it's this uh it's in San Bernardino this big ass arena and we're all sitting down watching like fucking Megadeth and Lamagod and all it's up we're sitting down and it was still like oh this is pretty cool it wasn't as cool as being in the pit the orchestra where it's like a billion dollars but I'm

was still able to enjoy because the people were all talking shit, we're all having fun. Some people are drunk. And the idea of me kind of sitting down and nicely dressed, which I only like dressing up when I have to go to a fucking wedding or a funeral. So like the idea of like usually going to a play and they expect you to kind of be like, you know, at the very least business casual. I'm kind of like, uh, I mean, I'd rather just wear like fucking a wife beater with spaghetti sauce on it or something, you know?

Yeah, yeah. I don't know, but... I'm in the middle because I've always like... I've never been to a bad show ever. Like, every show I've been to. Even from, like, I went to see Paramore when I was, like, pretty young. That was amazing. I went to see fucking...

I went to see Kanye when he dropped fantasy. That was astounding. I went to see Lupa Fiasco once. I saw fucking, uh, Kendrick Lamar when he did the damn tour, which was unbelievable. That was, like, the most insane she'd ever seen in my life. So I've never had an experience with, like, bad shows. Yeah. That even kind of transfers over to even like operas and like musicals I've seen.

I was never really a scene anything. But I also am very easily enamored by those things. I go there and I'm like this, these people are crazy talented. I can't see what they're going to put on. And I'm just automatically sucked and I'm into it. Yeah. I just feel like I personally for me, I just haven't seen. I haven't seen the thing to suck me into like theater shows or whatever, like the type of opera or those type of plays.

I haven't seen. Hamilton. Hamilton was the best thing I've ever seen on a stage, actually. Man, I tried watching... I saw the Disney Plus thing, and it was pretty good. I enjoyed it. I saw Hamilton on stage the original cast. That shit was insane.

It was wild. You'd probably like the Hamilton one, honestly, on Disney Plus, because it's literally just theater, but they do the close-ups, and it's filmed properly. Yeah, I'll have to give another chance because I was actually with the homies, and I think we... I think we made it in, like, 20 seconds. And we're like, no, yeah, you can't.

You can't watch something like that with people. You're not with your homies either. Because homies, all you're doing is dicking around. So, like, it's, you're going to get it fucked. It's going to get fucked up. Yeah, see, I have to, I have to, yeah, I have to, I'll give something an honest shot. But as of right now, I just, my mom even tried to get me like, oh, check this out. She was watching this show, Blackish, and they were doing, like, some theater thing.

And I immediately checked out. I was like, I'm, I'm good. I just, I don't know. I'm just looking, I'm looking at the stage. I'm looking at the stage. Oh, that's interesting. Like, I'm just, I'm looking at the architecture and I'm not focusing on the people. I don't know.

It's my, it's my stupid brain. I just can't help it. Everyone's different, Derek. Don't work. I know. I just don't want some fucking people to be like, to be like, all listeners are going to talk shit and say that I'm uncultured and shit because I can't enjoy theater. So I'm just going to get ahead of this and say, fuck you. So I got to say.

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I'm dead serious. What? Pussy. No, I really, like, this is a real thing where it's just like it's hard for me to, I think because. You have, you have what I have. You have what I have. You have what I have. You have that suspension of disbelief.

Maybe, but it's, but I, no, I think you're right. But it's also just, but it's also because. I know a lot about how movies, like how they make movies and like, and specifically like the editing tricks that they use. It's less about like, I don't know, like, because like I understand how theater works, but it's, it's not like, I don't have the same suspension of disbelief. I think it's just because I know the very specific, like, you know that scene in the Babadook when like, like, he runs towards the camera and it like skips frames a couple times. And it's like, oh, yeah, okay, yeah, I get it. You're skipping frames because it's unsettling. It's like, yeah, okay.

Yeah. And I have that problem with a lot of scary movies where, like, there's not really, I don't know. Like, I was never ever, like, as a kid scared of, like, a movie monster. I was never scared of, like, the alien queen or, like, a Frankenstein or, like, a, or, like, a, or, like, a, or, like, a, or, like, a, a, or, a, or, a, a, or a, a, or a, a, a, a, a, a, a, shit scared me, really. I just thought it was all kind of cool. Well, yeah, and, and that's kind of how you have to, because even what pertains to scary movies specifically, I, that's the same thing. it's um it's if it's i can watch thrillers because they're entertaining and fun but if it's ones that are specifically trying to spook you that shit it just doesn't work for me at all because

like you said you you know the ins and outs it and and then also the fucking tropes are usually egregious yeah they're they're very tropey for me it's weird um for me it doesn't scare me because i wouldn't be in no situations like every time i'm seeing the horn was like oh i wouldn't be there so i just don't even scare me Yeah. That's it. Like, oh, let's go. Let's go stay at this haunted house. It's like, oh, no, I wouldn't care. I wouldn't go do that. That's stupid. I'm not good. I don't care about this movie anymore. It's just stupid. And other people are idiots. Like running up, I'm with you on that. Running upstairs. Like, oh, someone's chasing me. I'm going to run upstairs when I'm trapped. And I'm immediately out of it. I'm like, I'm not even paying attention anymore. Or you know what happened? Yeah, which people are idiots. And also, the thing I very much believe is that in a horror movie universes, horror movies don't exist. Yeah, they probably don't. You can't have, because like, think of it like this.

And every fucking, and every fucking universe that there exists, right? There's zombies, right? And we all know that if you get bit by a zombie or you exchange them to the liquids, you become a zombie, right? But no one knows that at first. No one ever thinks about that. Everyone's just like, oh, no, how are we all getting infected? How did Mary Sue get bit? And it's like, die after the shit got bit?

It's like, because you got bit by that thing, you know? That's how you get rabies and shit like that? And it's like, people are like, oh, my God, how are we going to kill this thing? Every time you shoot him in a stomach or the kneecap, he gets back up. It's like, well, go for his fucking head. Yeah. That's what the brain is. Like, it's those things that just don't make sense to me.

Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff like that. They can be very tropey. But I think the empathy thing is the biggest problem that I have where it's just like, I can't sympathize with people who just get themselves into situations that I don't think I would get myself in, especially in scary situations when, like, like you said, like so many blueprints for these situations

exist by which to base her own survival off of if we're talking about like our universe so like I don't know like I remember this one I can't remember what movie it was it might have been like contagion or something something like that I feel like it had a similar name

and this this woman walked they're like zombies around and she walks into this room and like I think she lost her daughter or something and there's like a crib in the in the room It's got like a little mobile thing. I think it's going to have Donna the Dead. Hang it.

No, no, no. Maybe, I don't know. I don't think so. I feel like I remember Donna of the Dead a little more. But they walk into this room. This woman walks into this room. It's an empty room. It's dark.

She looks at the crib and walks straight towards the crib. Doesn't check the corners. Doesn't check the room for threats. Just look straight at the crib because it's like, oh, my daughter. And it's like, nah, dude. I don't care what happens to you.

Do you know that scene in Stranger? Did you guys see Stranger? Did you guys see Stranger things like season two? Mm-hmm. when fucking Bilbo or whatever the fuck his name is, Sean Ashton in Stranger Things Season 2,

he runs into this building full of demons, right? Yeah. And he gets like an important thing from a room that only he could get. And then he leaves the gun in the room

in a building full of demons. And it's like, nah, dude. Like, I liked this character up until this point, but now I can't wait for him to die. Because I just can't care. I can't care about characters

Is that stupid? No, I totally understand. I can't do. I just can't like, I don't know, man. Like, I feel you there, Chris, but it's like, I'm pretty, I guess I myself pretty empathetic for characters in general because I'm like, shit happens, you know, under extreme stress,

people make dumb decisions. But it's like you, you have to understand your survival is the most important thing. Yeah. There are ways. Somewhat of a level head. The thing that bothers me is that there are always like really reasonable ways for, for those mistakes to be made,

but it's never a reason. Like, there could be all sorts of things. Like, he could have, like, brought the gun into the hallway and, like, like, accidentally dropped it down the staircase, you know? And it tumbles down to staircase. And it makes a lot of noise and it's someone's, and it, like, attracts them to the gun. So it's like, oh, shit, well, I'm not going to go for the gun then. And it would be totally reasonable for that to happen.

And then, like, maybe I would feel bad. Or, like, there's any number of reasons that, like, they could make a situation like that, uh, resonate a little more than just being, like, just a complete idiot. You know what I mean? Because, like, how, um, in movies? when people are like running, like when someone's frightened, they're running away from something they fall. I've been very scared before where I've ran and fell down, but before I even was conscious

of knowing it, I was back on my feet running. Oh, dude, you're, like, I had the adrenaline. And I was just already up. And I was like, I'm running again. I even know I was running yet. That's kind of the problem with like, uh, like adrenaline, right? Where it's, it's so good in those moments that you, they pretty much have to shut it off when it comes to like horror films.

They need to, you're not hyper aware. You're clumsy. You make stupid decisions other than your fighter flight is to flee and not corner yourself. You need to see more of your surrounding. So you're going to be much more of an open place. That's what you're always looking for. You're looking for the open place naturally. No, no, not always.

You're looking for a way. Because there's more because there are times when your fighter flight kicks in that you don't focus. You focus on getting away from whatever is scaring you if it's really terrifying to you. But you don't focus on like thinking. There are times people you just don't think. when you're really, really serious. I've been there before. No, but think about it.

What I'm saying is, like, say, if you're in a house and somebody's chasing you, your natural instinct would be to get out of the house. Someone's in the house getting you. You need to get out of the house. And then here's the deal. If you get out of the house, it is infinitely harder for somebody to catch you because now there's wide open space. Because you want to not be trapped. You want to not be trapped.

So usually, like, the idea, like, say, somebody runs upstairs. Why the fuck would you do that? you're that's not you're going more into the house you're going deeper into the house it's it's such a a stupid not it's not i just can't imagine somebody doing that i can't imagine somebody being like i remember when my mom was chasing me to whoop my ass i didn't want to hide in the bathroom right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the twenty twenty six ram five four four for three sixty nine a month for thirty nine months with four thousand ninety nine do at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM

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Earl, I didn't want to. Without thinking, I ran out the back door and went out the gate and fucked off. I left the fucking premises so she couldn't get it. me. Like, I didn't plan it out. I never did that before. I didn't plan it out at all. I just fucking instinctually was like, get out of here. It's just common sense, yeah. And that's the problem with a lot of those movies and why they just don't scare me. But, but... I do have a favorite though. And this is why I think games, horror games fuck me up more than, like, way more than horror movies. Like, horror movies don't register at all to me, but, like, scary, if a game is, like, scary, like, it's, I, it's a good chance that I probably won't play it for a while.

Because I just feel like it eliminates that empathy because now you're the person making the mistakes. And it's like, oh, shit. Like, I did this. I did this stupid thing. And now I'm going to get fucking got. And, like, that's way, that's way scarier. For me, that's a little. For me, it's not as scary either.

Like, I haven't been scared by. I've been stressed out by horror games. But I haven't been scared by one in, like, probably since, like, maybe fear, fear too. Because, like, I realize that, like, I can't not do this. Like, if I, like, I'm a situation where, like, you have to go. to this, you gotta go from point A to point B. And during A to point B, you're gonna encounter X. It is for sure stress-inducing.

I can't not encounter X. So I don't, I don't know what to do. Like, I'm like, I'm gonna get scared by something. So I'm gonna jump out of me and frighten me, I guess, but like, I'm not gonna be afraid. It's, it's like, I kind of, I do this. I also have to overcome it. I think there's still, I think they're still more effective.

No, it's absolutely effective. Because of that empathy. For me, I think they're just both ineffective to me, but I can understand what you mean. To me, like, the same chemicals, like, being scared and being stressed, it's the same, it's the same thing as far as, like, chemically. So to induce stress, it's like the job has been done. And that's why, like, scary video games are fun to me. Not all the time.

I can't play them all the time because I don't really want to be stressed out when I'm playing video games. But knowing that something's about to happen, but not knowing the exact second, it's already like, fuck, you can only prepare for it so much. And it becomes exciting. And then let's say Resident Evil 7 The way that they did it It was so much worse than any of the ones you've ever played Because

Of course the sound Was just the sound The way that they mapped it out everything is very fucking good And then there was like You think something's about to happen But you can't just pinpoint it And I'm like fuck okay What's happening?

The music starts getting a little bit more intense That fucking buildup But then it's like It's for a while. And I was like, this is good. I like this. Like, because in a film, you kind of, they can only spend so many seconds on, like, a buildup. And then you kind of can time shit pretty correctly.

And video games are kind of like fucking whatever, dude. Just play that shit. And we're going to confuse you. And I'm tense. And then finally something happens. And then you're kind of only giving a limited amount of options of where you can move. And then everything's always faster than you. And so then it just gives you that, like, fucking, I can't flee the way I want to.

now I have to try to fight or something. And it feels good at the end of it. And I like it. I like that you can do that opposed to a movie is completely set with what just what is happening, the steps they're going to make. And then nine times out of ten are the wrong steps and it just pisses you off. You're like, fuck, man, this could have been done. For me, you know what I'm saying? I respect it.

Like, the idea is that like they're both formulaic, but once formula is more, is more brought in opposed to the movie, the formula usually ends the same way. It's usually based on bad decisions. Yeah, and there's also just like a set time limit for like a movie that you just sort of have like, okay, well, pacing has to be involved. So like, all right, well, this is pace a certain way. I might not know what's going to happen, but I have a rough idea of like when in, when during this experience this is going to happen. Whereas a video game, that could be like, that could be like two hours long or 40 hours long. So you have no idea. But also for a lot more, it's just a lot more effective.

But like, what's the favorite? For me, my favorite is insidious because that movie is fucking hilarious. I never saw it. And didn't they make like 17 of them? I don't like it for the horror aspect. I like it for how funny it is. I liked hereditary and Cabin in the Woods quite a bit. Cabin Woods is a great movie.

It's not even, I can't even consider it a horror film, though. I can't. Well, it's not. It's a satire. It's a satire of horror films. But that's not the question, though. But it's still a horror.

Like, if you look it up on any, it's a horror film. What else would you classify it as? Exactly. So I'm just saying, but like, really. It's just, it's like really, it would be like, fucking almost, it would almost be like, to me, in a way, it is satire, but it's almost, it would be in the same realm of, of a classifying scary movie as a horror film when it's just, it's comedy. Yeah, gruesome things are happening, but I'm not there to get fucking scared or frightened at all. Like, I don't really. Well, I mean, it's hard for me to even say because Hereditary didn't scare me either.

It was just, I just thought it was well done. But I feel the same way about all of my favorite. Horror films are it's just for the entertaining aspect like when I watched fucking like say the Michael Bay's production of a Friday the 13th where it's just it's just all tits and then just as much blood as possible. There's a lot of tities in a movie. There's a ton of tits in that movie to the point where. Oh, say less.

Michael, Michael Bay's mom was at the premiere and she was so embarrassed and ashamed. Like, you fucking pervert. And I was like, that's that, I love that. I was like, see, that's how you put all those tropes in there and I want to have a good time. Like, I'm not expecting to be scared in a fucking Friday of 13th, some idiot with a fucking hockey mask. No, just gruesome kills and tits. And that's a fun, that's a fun horror flick. And like Cabin in the Woods, they did that nice twist, which was just great, great fun.

I really liked that movie. I like it a lot. One of the few movies I have on Blu-ray. I love that movie, the fucking motorcycle jump. Yes. Dude, that was so... That was so good. That was so good.

That shit had me crying. I was like, this is so fucking funny. Yeah. That's fantastic. The mermaid. The fucking mermaid. If anybody could... The empathy thing is the biggest problem for, I think, all of us.

Or at least like a pretty key thing. But I know there has to be like a movie out there where this specific thing is addressed. So if anybody has like suggestions of like a horror movie where like the main people just do everything right and still get fucked over, I'd be really. curious to see it because sort of get out i guess uh sort of get out i don't think so i think i think i think i think dude could have left a long time ago i think he could have left i think he could have left but like how'd i explain it who the fucks like who the fuck saw that twist coming i mean that was like it was definitely such a weird but what that's what made it really interesting but it's still at the same time i'm like the vibes were so fucking off i would have left so long ago so that already kind of

ruins it for me like think that's that's not a that's also not like the craziest twist i've ever seen i think we we both know the craziest twist have you guys seen sorry to bother you dude man the most insane twist i think i've ever seen is sorry to bother you that i won't spoil it i won't spoil it because it's a good movie yo that you should definitely you know that twist was so ridiculous our whole house lit up me you and jalen were screaming about that shit because we're also taken back by what we saw. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, RAM-1500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month,

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I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you.

You should all see, sorry to bother you. It's insane. He was like, I'm having a lot of trouble here, man. Can you help me? No, right, right, right. Let's not spoil it. But, like, it's really, it's absurd. And you should all see it.

You know, I would just try to think, though, real quick, that I personally don't think I have a favorite horror film. There's a lot that I like. But I'm off the top of my head, I can think of, oh, what's your favorite action film? What's your favorite this? What's your favor of that? But I really don't have one that just completely stands out above everything else. I'm like this.

I've watched this like two billion times. Because it's kind of the same thing as a Sleepy Hollow or something with Johnny Depp and Christina Richie where I don't consider that horror. It's just like some spooky thriller thing or something like that. But I really enjoyed that. I thought that was Christopher Walkins at the end. Like, hey, I'm the guy. I can't do his voice. I'm not even going to try.

but that was really I literally didn't put it I was like trying to how he speaks but not how he sounds I was like I'm not even going to try because I can't do walking I can't do walking another thing about me this is my last thing for video games is that for video games why I'm taking out because I have the ability like when you get to a video game part at any point you have the ability to defeat what you're up against you know for the most part you go you got you have ability to get past the point what you're in yeah you have to yeah so like if I am fighting something that I can beat, I'm not scared.

What frightens me is things I can't understand. Like, I just can't, I fastly can't grasp, you know? That's why I'm, you know, I'm terrified of, like, fucking aliens and, like, Eldridge shit. Yeah. But that's why, that's kind of why Mr.

X in Resident Evil 2 is so good, though. Yeah, because you can't really fight him. And the more you fuck around, the quicker he comes for you. And, like, that's, dude, that's, that is such a great example of just, like, a perfect, like, That might be my favorite horror game, I think.

Oh, for sure. Like, because it's not scary necessarily, but it's so stressful, and you do have that element of that character that just is constantly, like, chasing you that you can't beat. And at the end where you're killing is super lame. But where you're killing with end is super fucking lame. It's super fucking lame. I love that game with all my heart.

Like, I think Resident Evil 2, the remake, particularly is one of my favorite video games, period. Like, I think that's like, we've topped ten video games to me. We fucking, like, I remember one of the episodes, we definitely gave it. like the highest praise because we're trying to find flaws within that remake and we're like can't really find that yeah there's something that stood out to be like oh this sucked and I was like no this was I enjoyed it thoroughly the worst part of that game to me and that's not even bad honestly it's kind of like he's been there the whole time so you got to finally kill him eventually yeah like and you're gonna just kill him that's how it's gonna work yeah so I didn't yeah

dude you off off topic crash band it could four is so good did it come out already yeah it's out I'm gonna get it. Holy shit. I heard the freaking what you call it the inverted way when you play without the colors. I heard that's amazing. I haven't played that, but I had to say it because it just reminded me.

And it's not even like a nostalgic thing because it's like straight up like a new game. It's not like a remake or anything. The level design is fucking on point. It just feels really good. The boss fights are really good. It's, it feels really great that I could say that

because I really was not expecting this to be like a game that I really liked to this. this degree. But fuck me, man, it's good. It's almost next gen time too, right? Isn't that pretty close? Yeah, we're getting close. We're getting close to the PS5 and series X whether or not we'll actually get these fucking things. Did you guys get yours? Did you get yours on pre-ordered yet? I paid from my already. I mean, I pre-ordered my series X and my PS5, but I got emails for both of them saying, you know, these might not come on day one. Oh, for real? Yeah, so I would check

your email because it's like, that's very plausibly like, I'm. I think everybody got them just for safety. I think they have to say that. But, yeah, I got it for both of them. I'm excited about both of them. I pre-ordered my PS5 because one of my friends worked at GameStop. And as soon as the pre-orders came and he was like, dude, I'm going to put the 500 up for you, give me the money back.

And I was like, yeah, I got you, dude. So I did that and now I have mine set aside. And since I'm getting my PC now, I don't know if I'm going to get my Series X immediately because of the Game Pass. Yeah. Like I want to get it because I want to support Microsoft. I mean, you could play Everything.

Yeah, you could play MCC with me. I have it on Steam and you can still play MCC with me. Really? Yeah, that's kind of amazing. It doesn't matter where you get it. Yeah. But, because it just runs through Xbox Live, so. Oh, yeah, you're right.

Yeah, it doesn't matter. But anyway, that's, I wanted to say that because I haven't seen anybody necessarily talking about Crash Bandicoot for it, but it's fucking stupid good. I'm excited. Murder ascended. Hey, what's up? Hello. Hello, M-A-D-8B, M1 Abrams, and Hammerhead. What is something you saw as a child that has traumatized you to this day? Real-life TV or video games keep it spoopy lads.

These are all very Halloween-themed questions. I guess when I said in October question thread, I guess that was kind of the thing. Ah. But. But. I have the perfect story, and I don't understand it until this day. And as soon as I thought about it, I started getting uncomfortable. I was at a summer camp over.

I was at a summer camp when I was like maybe like 13 and it was in Irvington, New York and that's like where Sleepy Hall is where I'm gonna be from. No, isn't, wait, isn't he from Sleepy Hollow? Sleepy Hollow's where he died, I'm pretty sure, but he's from Irvington.

Yeah, he's not from Sleepy Hollow. He travels into Sleepy Hollow. The guy that wrote the stories from Irvington. The guy that became like the Hedahler's horseman's from there, I think. Maybe. Anyway. So I remember there was one time

where I went to bed, We were all hanging out one of the kids' rooms. We were, like, all talking, everything like that. And then I kid you not, this actually happened. A drawer just came out and fell down. And I was like, oh, and we all just went to bed immediately. We just talked about that. That was the last episode.

It was? Oh, that was it. That was it for me. That moment. I'll never get over that moment in my life. Just a dream. flying out. Somebody punked you, dude.

It was slow. It was slow, dude. It wasn't like it fucking ejected. That would have been probably like, oh, that's just a ghost. Yeah, it was Ashton Coochard. Ashton Coochard fucking came over. Yeah. I don't know if I...

That shit scared me. Oh, also when I went to, like, an asylum and I saw people coming in as I was exiting. And I thought there was like, there were like spirits trying to keep us inside of the fucking asylum. And I was like, oh, no. I don't know if I told this on the podcast or not, but I've, I, I know I've told this recently to people Where like when I was a kid I used to love The Wizard of Oz like a lot

And I would watch it like on repeat And I would like When I was like three or like four or something And I'd watch it over and over again Because I really loved it And I like I memorized all the lines and shit And then my parents thought like Hey he loves this movie

Let's take him to see the stage play At Radio City Music Hall And I went to the stage play At Radio City Music Hall And it was you know It was you know it was you know It was the Wizard of Oz And everything was fine

It was like, oh, look, they're on stage. How neat. I'm a child. And they have this event during the play where the flying monkeys fly out into the audience on strings that were just basically invisible. And I was like four or five seeing apes, apes flying. flying in Radio City Music Hall and it just fucked me up. I haven't seen the movie since then actually

just straight up. It completely like it completely erased all the love I had for that movie. So wait were they like real monkeys? No, it was just like people in costumes. It was a stage show. But like I was like five years old and I was still trying to understand

the physics of the world and how things go. I've seen monkeys and I'm like fucking Zuboomifu when a monkey go up. They come down. When I go to zoo, I see animals obey the same physics that I obey. And then all of a sudden, at Radio City Musical, these apes that I thought were fictional are there in front of me and they're flying and they're actually flying. And I was just like, this is not okay.

And I had this huge, just, I had just this like huge meltdown. And my parents were like, we're leaving. We're leaving. We're not staying here. When you're saying apes, I'm picturing like actual apes, like fucking gorilla. or something like fucking on strings. It's the flying monkeys. I know. No, it's just the flying monkeys from fucking whatever the fly. I can't remember what they look like, but they,

you know how Broadway always looks kind of a little bit creepier. So it was like people dressed up as monkeys flying around. Like fucking. Yeah. Very convincingly. And it's like surround sounds screeching monkeys. And it was just like, you know, I'm too young to I'm too young to dissect this as fiction.

Like this is a very, this is fact to me because I'm seeing it with my own eyes. I'm feeling this. I need to go. probably fucked a lot of people up. And it was just... Probably fucked a lot of kids up. Yeah, but I mean, I don't think it's... I don't think you're supposed to bring a kid that young in there, to be completely honest.

I'm pretty sure it was like a... I'm pretty sure it was like a Y-7-plus or something. But, however the... I don't know how they... How do they rate musicals, actually? Do they... Is there a rating system? Is there an ESRB for like Wicked?

Maybe. I fucking... I never even thought about that. I don't think so. I don't think I've ever thought about this ever. There's got to be something. Age ratings for Broadway. There's got to be something.

Or how to pick an appropriate Broadway show for your kid. I guess you just... Oh, yeah, I guess there's just none. So you just got to wing it? You just sort of have to wing it and just sort of assume. Oh, it just, it's literally just recommendations. Ah, okay. So it's like, it's recommended for...

By the way, the oldest thing that is here is like 8 plus. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to see you like. It's not like Avenue Q. You're going to bring your kids to freaking see that. And it's like, Mom, I have a lot of questions about sexuality now. You know? Hey, Mom, did you know everyone's a little bit racist? That's my son.

Dude, this is... I actually really wanted to see Avenue Q, but I never got around to it. Me neither. I heard about it. Yeah, Avenue Q and Book of Mormon. We're ones that I really wanted to see. But I just... We're never in the cards.

You know, there was a... You know, I don't know if this is homophobic or just like just gross. Like just I don't know like it's something that like fuck me up when I was a kid was I don't remember which side it was. It might have been rotten. It might have been there was another one that was starting to come up around the same time called steak and cheese. And it was that I think it was called the Lemon Party thing or whatever. It was just what it said. And here was the thing.

And I might have mentioned this before, but I just, on steak and cheese, because their titles a lot of times would be misleading on purpose. It was kind of to troll you. It would be like a stupid title. And so I'm thinking it just said three old queers. And I didn't know what I was going to click on. And then I literally clicked on a picture of three old queers. Oh my God, is that the thing?

It was like three old dudes just fucking having a threesome. and that bothered me for a long time. Oh, the guys training each other? They were like, Sullivan, I think one of them might have been laying down. I don't know. It was something that like. Yeah, it was four old guys. Something like that.

Just fucking chew-chooing each other. And I was just like, that's whatever. That's not holophobic. Yeah, it just, it was so, I was so, like, so bothered by that. Oh, do you know what also fuck me up a lot, dude? You see a video of the guy with that guy's holding his ass a gape? I forgot what it's called. What you're talking about like a prolapsing or something?

No, a guy just holding his ass at Gabe. There's some dude is holding his asshole open. I forgot the name of the video is. I don't know. And it just fucking bothered me so much seeing that. I was like, I've never wanted to see inside of someone's asshole really before.

That still bothers me. Even now, like, Gaping is. Yeah, I'm not trying to see that. Like, that's not something I'm trying to see ever really.

I can't. I'm not that curious about the inside of anything, really. Well, that's good. Yeah. If you have, if you hear anybody say I'm curious about the insides of that, you should probably like maybe like, you know, especially as it pertains to like organic material and like people and animals. Like maybe. I mean, maybe do your community of service and like report that person.

All the all the orifices, they kind of, I mean, like the major ones, they all kind of look the same. Like it's just tissue, right? Like what you're seeing that like raw pinkish type is just red. It's just, it's just all. head and pinkiness. It all looks the same. So it's like, why the fuck would you even, if you were looking down a throat with the camera versus an ass, I imagine it's going to look the fucking same other than there's tons of possibly. It's like getting a fucking rig prying a vagina open and putting a light in there and fucking staring at it.

I've seen that. I've seen that. And I don't understand why people find this shit appealing. Like, so fucking heinous, man. All right. What's next? What is this? Decato wrote in.

So did decato. He says, hello, ghoul, right, uh, wait, what, gul, what, right and revenant. I don't know what a white is. They're like, they're like ghouls also. Or they're like all sort of undead shamblers. I knew, all right. Well, that's a new word. I actually straight up, I've never seen this before.

All right. Anyway, he says, what was the, what was the cringiest Halloween outfit you ever wore? Oh, oh, I know. Oh, for sure. I got one for me. I got one for me. In seventh grade. What?

What about you, crazy? Let's see what you got. Okay, you go first. I don't know if I, all right, there was one point where I just didn't know what I wanted to be. So I just sort of threw shit together. And it was just a bunch of like Halloween costumes together. And I thought it was like, ah, this would be kind of amusing. But it just ended up looking really stupid.

And all the, I just got relentlessly taunted to the point where I was like, by the end of the day, like, I was wearing normal clothes. because I couldn't handle it. It was like a blade jacket. I had a, like, the leather blade jacket. I had like a Mega Man Mega Buster. I had like a Lego Knights. I had like a Lego Knights thing. Just a myriad of bullshit.

And like by the other day, I was like, I was just normal. I think I threw together something quick. I was like, I'm Scott Pilgrim. Look at me. And I just, I put wristbands on my arms. This counts. Yeah, I would have made. funny you mercilessly. Like if you, first of all,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23. after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact

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If you're not a muscular half vampire black man, you're getting made fun of instantly for that. I mean, it was supposed to be nonsense, but like everybody was like really mean about it. Like I didn't, like they thought I didn't realize what I was doing. And then it made me feel like,

and then it made me feel like maybe I didn't. They convinced you? Yeah, they convinced me. It was like it was psychologically like horrible. Okay, I have one for myself. When I was younger, my grandmother, well, we didn't really do Halloween too often, but the few times that we did it, my grandmother dressed me up as pool bear. Aw. So my grandmother thought it would be funny to get a fifth grader, a pool bear costume.

Aw, that's just adorable. It's adorable from her heart. But when I went to school, I went to school in the Bronx. And I got into like two fights that day. They kept making fun of me and they wouldn't stop. They wouldn't stop. And I'm like, guys, please stop. That's enough, all right?

Like, I get it. I'm like a fucking, I'm like an 11-year-old dress as Pooh Bear. I get it, all right? I didn't buy this costume. I don't have my own funds. I couldn't be this. I would have been Blade if I could have been somebody. Yeah, that is a little bit too old, even though it's like, oh, you're still obviously a child, but.

Yeah, that's still too old. That's too old. I literally went to the old. bathroom had to unzip myself and it got in a fight right afterwards. And my grandma was like, why did you get into fight? Because you bought me a pool bear costume. I am almost a preteen. They tried to kill me.

That's pretty bad. Like 11 year old is like Spider-Man territory. You should be like a superhero at that age. I was getting my ass super beat. That's what was going on. I did have an amazing Spider-Man costume that I wish I still had. Yeah. I never went all out.

except for I had a, like I bought a really realistic red Ranger helmet, which was pretty dope. But then it was also, I had the tights on, the regular party city tights. So it was a horrible contrast. Like that was like really, that sucked. I always, there would be these stores that have these badass mask. And I did the same thing for Darth Vader where I bought this amazing Darth. I wish I still have it. I don't know what the fuck I did with it.

But I think the worst one that I ever did was in seventh grade because we would have the contest. And around that time, this is what this had to be like 2000, 2001 or something, with Cisco was super popular. And he was. Oh, no. And he was doing. No, Derek. Hold on.

It's not what you think, but it's in the same realm. But he was doing all these Pepsi commercials and everyone was kind of sick of his shit. So then like I thought I was. was going to be clever, but it, uh, so I was like an undead Cisco where I took half of a Pepsi bottle and then I had it like it was like somebody impaled it in my chest. And, uh, but I thought it was going to be like, oh, this is going to be hilarious. We were going to like this. But everyone hated it. It was just like one of those things were like, I missed the mark so bad because they're just like, yeah, you just, you just look like, you just look stupid with silver hair. Like, it didn't. And you just

It didn't register. Holy shit. And I was like, fuck. I thought it was going to be hilarious, but I just, maybe if I had some crazy, because you would wear all these elaborate stupid shit. And I think that's why it was, it just didn't hit. Like, yeah, I just had silver hair and like a Pepsi thing sticking out of me. So I didn't look like.

When, did you ever feel like you had like a year where you, where you nailed it on Halloween, where you just like, damn, this is good? Yeah. And it's probably going to be like the only time that I do this for like a really long time. that I'm gonna get a nail at this hard. I was, uh, I actually, I was, um, the very next year, I was just a bum and it was the shit. That was actually, I didn't anything specific like any character, but I just, I fucking, I made myself look so disgusting to the point where people are actually like, you just, you visibly look like

you smell like shit and people were kind of like reluctant to come around me. And like, that's how good of a job that I did because my socks, I cut holes open in my shoes. and then I cut like a couple of holes in my socks and I fucking got some dirt like real dirt just from from our rosebed and just you know just smeared it around just to make it look like it I've been wearing them for like fucking ages and people are like dude this is fucking disgusting and then the people they confiscated like the school they confiscated my because I brought a I forgot I think it was a snapple bottle or something I put in a brown bag to like I had like some type of fucking alcohol and they're like hey the I, and the, girl, you can't do that. You can't fucking bring that to school. I'm like, well, is that fucking real? But they were, I was so on point that I, I think I got like third place or something in the fucking competition. They're like, wow.

That's a good one. Like, you look fucking disgusting. Yeah. I've never been good. I've never been really good at costumes. I don't know, man. Like, I just, I don't know. One time I put fucking dye in my hair, my hair was red for like months.

It was like black and red for like months. It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, I don't think, I don't think it was meant for my hair like mine. It was like some spray thing that I sprayed in my hair. And my grandmother was like, Kingsley, did you check out the tub after you shower? And I was like, what? Like, are you bleeding? It's the fucking bludgeoned like red streaks in the shower. And I was like, I don't think I am.

It was like, that shit isn't out of your hair. So, like, I've never been good at costumes, man. Like, I don't know. I just don't give, I don't give, I don't care enough about any holiday to really, like, the only one I care about is Thanksgiving. That's why I cook, like, large meals for people. But other than that, I don't give a fuck. Like, that makes sense.

I like Halloween just because like the, the parties are always, like, insane because everybody's just dressed ridiculous. And it feels like the thing that alcohol does for most people, I feel like costumes do for everyone. Where it's just like, ah, you know, you're just like way less on edge in general. And then, like, you add alcohol to that. And it's just like everybody's having a good time. Yeah. But they were like, I think they were only when Zach went as the president that one time was fucking so good. But I think, uh, there, they're only.

two times where I really feel like I nailed it. And there was one in like 2009. I had this whole fucking Master Chief's get up. And I actually posted it on like Instagram recently. Where I was like a fucking child. But I had like the helmet and like custom. I customized the helmet so it like fit perfectly on me. I had like all my dad's like proper military like belts and shit.

And I made a gun out of like Gatorade bottles and like PVC pipe and like fucking camo tape. It was so sick. I was so happy with it. But that was like the best costume I had ever had. And after that, I was like, I just give up. I'm like, I'm not going to top that. But I think last year I killed it pretty good. I think I did pretty well with the Borderlands psycho costume.

I feel like that was just an objectively good. That's right. That was good custom. Yeah, I was pretty proud of it. That was like the last time I really feel like I fucking just. And now it's going to be like another 30 years before I feel like even remotely compelled to do even half as good. Yeah, if I, if I go to another costume party, it'll probably be like just kind of like how you

did that one year where you just grabbed like random shit. I'll probably just do that because I really, I'm not that interested in, um, in, and being like super elaborate anymore. But yeah, I did, I think 10 years, actually, yeah, 10 years ago in 2010, I did that same thing where just, oh, let's go to the fucking Halloween store and I grab, like a sword and a pumpkin mask and a fucking witch's hat and some sorcerer cape and just whatever I could find and then I just look like a fucking idiot I just looked like an idiot and I just went to go get candy and keep

about I think I was like 22. And I'm like, yo can I get candy? And I'm like, yeah, it's for my, I don't know, it's for my brother. Shut the fuck up. Give me candy. That was weird. I felt like I can't like I think since then I haven't gone out. Because we did have a reason.

I forgot it was my, it was my, my friend's niece. That was the scapegoat for us to all get candy. Oh, yeah, that's always the best. You have, like, just a reason to get candy? That's like the only, that's like the only purpose children serve, really, is for adults to get candy on Halloween. Yeah, absolutely. They're completely used otherwise. But I remember there was one time.

Why else would you have a fucking child? There was one time that, like, I, my last time ago, took a tree, I was like 18. and I had a fucking Asian rice rice farmers fucking Oh my god And I had a tape And that was my costume And some guy

And some guy was like what the fuck are you It was like I don't know man Can I just have some candy I was definitely high as fuck too I was like honestly I don't know man guys have candy He's gay You got Reese's you got Reese's in there I just got Reese these peaties

Peezee in it Bro I just remember You got Reese You got Reese's pieces I just remember that When I moved to Arizona I think like in 2011 or something I was on one of those dating apps

Trying to like find fucking new people and shit And this one chick was like Yo I'm going to this Halloween costume party or whatever And I just fucking like I looked for shit around the house and there was a, uh, there was like a sombrero and a fucking, there was actually a sombrero and a poncho and I was like, that's weird that this is even in this house,

but I literally just went like that and they're like, what, you're just Mexican? I don't understand. They were like, is that even a costume at this point? And I was like, yeah, it's kind of a good point. It's not like, it's just, I'm wearing some shit that people just fucking actually wear. Yeah, you're just, you're just wearing an outfit, basically. It's not even like, I was like, yeah, this is, I'm like, yeah.

I don't know. I was like fucking... You're not going to get any Reese's PCs if you... You can't get any Reese's pieces with your suit on. I found Reese's PCs in my PC. Oh, my God. Dude, that was... That was such a bad fucking costume.

Like, I remember thinking back on it. I was like, why the fuck did I do that? And literally me and my friends went and sat in the fucking playground at development and ate candy high until like 12 in the morning. And we were like, oh, shit, we got to go to class in the morning. Like, yeah, dude, later. And you all got a real slowly. What was the candy that, like, you always, like, were, like, fucking, like, oh, yeah, jackpot, dude.

Oh, Reese's Pieces. Rees's Pieces. Well, not even, oh, really? Me, he's just Reese's Peanut Butter Cuck. Yeah, I was more of a fan of the peanut butter cups than I was of the Reese's. I like the pieces. I like the pieces. The pieces were all right, but I just felt like they were just, like, jacking fucking Eminem style.

Even though they were far superior. But I still felt like, man, you all can't fucking come up with your own concept. You all can't do. You just got a jacking. M&Ms? Okay. Yeah, dude, I have Reese's in my freezer right now. Dude, if you don't,

people that don't fucking put their Reese's in, they don't chill them, should be slaughtered. Because they haven't, they don't, they don't understand. They don't understand.

I agree. I agree. I second this entirely. You need to freeze your chocolate, though. If you don't freeze your chocolate, there's something fucking wrong with you. No,

no, no, no, but it's different, though. It's different with, like, I feel like, I understand. right? I understand what you're saying. You do have to chill chocolate. But specifically, Reesies are so, so fucking delicious. I could eat like a Hershey's like cookies and cream bar

at room temperature. It's not going to bother me, you know, because it's a pretty huge bar. It's got like a lot of wrapper. It's like whatever. But like a Reese's peanut butter cup, you can't even take that thing out without it like fucking smudging all over you without it like melting. it's such an uncomfortable experience to eat a racist at like normal temperature that I almost don't even understand how anybody likes it like that. They're sick people.

It's so superior when it's frozen. You should definitely freeze a Reese's peanut butter cups. There's sick people that eat it. And white chocolate. The freaking cookies and cream. I think that's the best candy ever made though. Like I love Reese's pieces. Cooks and cream.

But that might be the best, that might be best chocolate ever made. It's just one number one above anything. They're so good. But also I would say, I don't know if this is just me I guess I actually had this debate with with Marin eyeblind a long long long long long time ago on probably probably like the first

iteration of the snark tank actually now I think about it but we were talking about like the difference between you know chocolates and candy and I firmly think that they're different things they're not like I they're different things but chocolate is candy though I understand True. But I stand what you're saying. But like when I think of candy, like my first thought isn't like recess or like coaching. It's like nerds and like.

Oh and like gummy bears and like Sour Patch Kid and stuff like that. That's all candy. Yeah, stuff like that's like confectionery. Like stuff that's actually like just that has no reason to exist outside of. Yeah, what it is. And I feel like. Yeah. I feel like chocolate and like.

peanut butter cups, it's like, if you can, if you can have it for breakfast reasonably, it's not, it's not candy. Yeah, it's like a, you know what I mean? It's a thing where it really becomes just the, who eats chocolate for breakfast? Well, people put chocolate in stuff. What do you have chocolate milk? There's chocolate chip waffles, the chocolate, chocolate chip pancakes. There's freaking chocolate.

I guess. There's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. There's like, all this shit. It's like, it's a language thing, though, really. It's a language thing because even though it is all classified as candy, it's just like, If you said, hey, could you pick me up some candy versus could you pick me up some chocolate? You know what I'm saying? Like people, they kind of differentiate where it's like, hey, give him some candy.

And it's usually you're thinking of like, yeah, give me some gummy worms. Give me some fucking, yeah, something like that. Give me some sour patch kids. Because no one's really going to get you chocolate if you just say, give me some candy. You have to usually just specify. Yeah, but you do agree that chocolate is candy. It is. It's 100% candy.

It absolutely is. But it's just nobody. It's just that it has its own title. It's its own big enough field that it's gained its own subsect of candy being chocolate. It's a candy bar. I think it's colloquially candy. Yeah. I'll say that.

I think that you could reasonably argue that, like, linguistically, it's candy. But I would fundamentally argue that they're vastly different things and that you wouldn't. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 1500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four. for $369 a month for 39 months with $4,0,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license, extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with?

Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law firm. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I don't know. Well, no, it makes sense. It does make sense because chocolate also transcends candy. That's why it goes like when you said having it with breakfast. Like my favorite cereal You go get the blue diamond Vanilla almond milk And then you get fucking

Chocolatey delight special K Where it's a special K with these little dark chocolate Shavings in them It's fucking it's the best cereal You could ever have It's not too sweet It's just I disagree but you're welcome to your opinion

It's amazing Versitian shut up Sweeney I don't even want to hear it I disagree I think the best cereal of all time is frosted flakes Swasted Flakes It is literally it's just fucking It's just flakes with a shitload of sugar

That's all it is It's fantastic It's fantastic serious It's fantastic because it's hitting your taste buds I kind of like What's up? No I'm I'm I'm I kind of like just fucking

You like regular corn flakes? I do too I do fucking 60 What are you 60 years old It's weird I like cornfish like I like white rice Like I like the blent Something about blank is so often enough, like, I grew up blessed in a Caribbean family where I always had things with fantastic flavor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sometimes I seek out the bland. I understand that you can eat it like that. Like, I'll eat, because it refreshes me. I'll eat corn flakes without sugar. I will eat them. I'm like, oh, they're not bad. But, but obviously, like you said.

I think the thing is, it's like, I like the blandness of corn flakes. But, like, if I'm going to get frosted flakes, I might as well just get, like, Captain Crunch or something. Or like a proper, like, sugary, like, fucking thing. I'm not going to get, I'm not just going to put sugar on my corn flakes. That's, that's, that's, that's a factuated with frosty flakes. That's what it is. It's literally just, it's powdered sugar to, like, to a diabetic level. That's why it's so good.

It's so fucking good. I love them. I love Frost's face. It's good. They're more than good. They're fucking great. No, let me tell you. See, I repel.

So, fuck the, the, I don't need all that sugar. Where I do is have reduced sugar, vanilla almond milk, which if that's sugary enough, And then you put in special cake corn flakes in it, and then a little bit of chocolate. It's fucking amazing. I'm telling you guys to try that shit. Or just get vanilla almond milk with their Reese's peanut butter cups. Holy fuck. Like I'm telling you, there's something about vanilla almond milk that like that really just, really, it's like, it's so much better than regular milk.

I know, I mean, I've had it before. It's, it's pretty good. I know, I don't know, chocolate cereal is like I used to really love corn, not corn, cornflops. Cocoa, right? Cocoa plus. Yeah, dude. Like a lot. And I still do, I think.

I think if I had like a bowl of cocoa pop pops, I wouldn't complain. But I think, I feel like nowadays I'm either like full on the bland. I'm either like, all right, I'm going to get a bowl of like corn flakes or like default Cheerios. Not even Honeynut? Fuck. Or not even Honeynut. It can't do the regular.

Or I'm going straight to like, yeah, give me Captain Crunch and give me tricks. Like those are the two. We're like, Captain Crunch, what's a fucking berries in for me? Because they sell them without the berries. and that shit like is astonishing to me I don't even know why that exists I don't tell me I always get the berries but I will say

I get the berries just yeah the berries of the cap and crunch I think I always get the ones with the berries in them but I do have to say I like the yellow the golden things more than I like the berries it fucks up your mouth though but it's pretty pretty good I've never had that problem genuinely I don't understand people who have that problem

carefully. You need it too carefully. I chew using my whole mouth. You just smash your fucking gums together. Like a fucking... Like a goddamn fish. Like a primitive. Yes.

Like I do. Dude, you know what cereal is my favorite, dude? And I feel like a psychopath because when I eat it, it's like just enough sweetness to make me take the next bite. And then I search for more sweetness in it. But it's kicks. I love kicks so much.

Kix tastes like... Kix is like fucking, like, chiri to me. It's just, it's just like the basic. Nortarios have no sweetener but kicks have a little bit. Does it? Yeah, I haven't a fucking moving. Okay, I haven't had kicks in so long. Like enough. And you're like, ooh, maybe the next one will have more sugar.

And it's a little bit of sugar. And you're like, ooh, this is good. It's sugaringness. I think I've ever had. I think I've ever had kicks. When you get back, I have a bunch of kicks. It's, you have to try it. It's going to literally make you go insane. I'm too set in my ways. You're going to be like, you're going to literally try and you're going to be like, yo, I think if I just get the right amount of kicks in the bowl, it'll be sweet enough. It never is.

It's never, it hasn't been yet. Oh, my God. I've been eating in a seven years for at least 20 years. It hasn't been enough sugar yet. But I, I remember, I remember when they just neutered tricks when they made them just like generic puff balls. Yeah, and they're not, they're not, they're not, shapes anymore. No, they're shapes now.

Oh, because they probably lost all their money. Yeah, because nobody, like, it's, it's, it's. literally like if you're just making a puff that means there's less cereal per like per like serial kernel or whatever the fuck you want to call I don't know what it was single what is a single cereal a cereal I guess it's still

That sounds wrong I mean it's like a deer It's like deer and deer right it's same shit I guess so anyway but like you know when they have to make a shape that it means they have to compress and compact which means there's just more cereal per like piece so it was than there are in the fucking puffs and you could taste it immediately I remember when I got the puffs

the tricks puffs back and I was like this tastes like fucking nothing. Yeah. But they taste like tricks again and like my god it's so I might go get tricks. You know what I always hated though? It was fucking fruity pebbles because they would get soggy in three seconds. I love it.

I love the sogamous. I love breaking. I love fruity peppers. Dude they would fucking get soggy immediately. It was like eating fucking oatmeal. Like after like I like oatmeal. I like oatmeal but I eat oatmeal when I want oatmeal.

It's like, it's so, it's mushy. I know what you mean, man. It's for old people, like, that can't chew. It literally gets soggy. They don't, it pisses me off. It would get soggy immediately. I'm like, who the fuck likes this shit? I really don't mind the soggyness.

Oh, my God. It's like, what's the point of even keep, like, it's just service? Derek, Derek, Derek, I'm not arguing with you. I agree with you. This isn't like a cereal that I go out of my way to eat, specifically because I just think it's, they're too small. Like,

it's too, too many little things for me to like that. Very, for me, it feels like I'm eating, it feels like this halfway between like rice and cereal. And it's just like, I don't,

it reminds me of fish food. You know, like you put fish and like a, that's super accurate. And I hate that. For me, whenever I eat foodie pebbles, I like,

I don't dig in and pick up spoonfuls. I like, start at the edge of the, bowl and I pull them all to one side. So it's a big mass of like wet, moist food pebbles and I shove it in my mouth. You're just fucking playing with your food. So disgusting. I've been doing that since I was like four, dude.

My grandma was like, why do you eat that like that? And then when it's not much in a bowl, I don't really want it anymore. And I just drink it. So it's definitely still like a good amount of cereal in it. And I just start drinking milk. It's like, why do you eat it like that? I'm like, eh, it's better like this. I also, that is a psychot.

That is kind of weird. I do feel the same way about them. I think cinnamon toast crunch is a great cereal, but it also, it's one that me personally, I feel like I have to eat quickly because of the same reason where it gets soggy, and then it just feels like, I don't know, it has a weird consistency when it's soggy. It almost feels like a fucking, like how I'd imagine if you were eating a worm. It just feels like slimy, but it has these kind of rough ridges on them. Like, it's a weird.

I think I know what you mean. I know exactly what you mean. I know exactly what you mean. It's just weird. I hate that. I hate that I understand. So it's like I have to eat them. Like I love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

But if you don't eat them quickly, then it's just like, oh, man, am I eating bugs? Did this just turn in a bugs? Cinnamon. Cinnamon toast crunch is definitely that like, I think once every three or four months for me, I'll have like a cinnamon toast crunch. For me, another cereal that I think is unbelievable, but it does get soggy fast, but I so love it, is fucking honey bunches of oats. That cereal is divinity.

I don't think I've ever had that. It's so fucking good. I never bothered to, I never bothered to try it. It's so good. I'm sure it is. It's so good. With almonds,

ooh. Oh. I'm getting fucking actually straight up hungry. I haven't bought cereal either and I'm going crazy. I bought cereal. I had a bottle of water when I woke up. They just had a, well true,

I've only had a, I had a, uh, my, yeah, my drink. I just, I literally only only,

had a drink too so I feel you so I am going to go shopping and buy cereal I haven't bought cereal in fucking probably before the pandemic was the last time I had cereal so yeah it's been a minute for me I think uh but I think I think it's about that time yeah yeah oh fuck yeah anyway

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