The Snark Tank - #410: you guys ever had gay thoughts? LMAO

Episode Date: May 22, 2026

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Welcome to the Snart Tank. You're about to get your news glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeney, sit back and put some glazing glory. Hey, everybody. Welcome. Welcome back to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek Sweeney.

I regret to inform you. It's with a heavy heart. With a very heavy heart. heart that we have to uh announce that sweeney lost both of his legs in hawaii he was uh he was he was he was uh i don't know treading water and like a little pond or something a little hawaiian pond and i think what was it that the that the because like the the doctor reached out to us because we are in his uh we are his emergency contacts because there's no real family that cares about him that's true uh yeah so like they reached out to us And he said like, yeah, so 2,000 jellyfish stung his legs off, basically, was the gist of what we heard.

And it's, you know, it's a half a thing. There's not enough piss in the world that can reverse that. No, Lord knows he tried. Yeah. Like, that was one of the first things we heard that he tried to piss himself. He tried to get everybody on the beach to piss on him. Yeah, he tried to do like a piss spirit bomb. Yeah.

He was like asking all the locals, all the natives. He was like, hey, could you lend me or piss everybody? And he was running around saying, oh, Hana means family. P on me. Yeah. And yeah, he got beaten up a little bit because of that. But some people actually did oblige. They did.

Some people did actually piss on them. Some people, but only 36. And you really needed about 2,000 people. Right. Yeah. And for just the amount of stings. And honestly, he probably would have kept his legs if people hadn't beat him up. bad because it was really the people that did it really.

They really did finish off the legs. That's, they really did a number on his fucking legs. So, you know, we're wishing him a speedy recovery. Yeah. He'll be back soon, I would imagine. But he's never going to walk again. Yeah. Which is fine.

You can still podcast. Yeah. I mean, he doesn't really walk anyway. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Never, never really walked. I've never actually seen him walk before. Me either.

I've only seen him sitting down in various places, but I've never seen him go from one place to the other. Yeah, I never really understood how he got in your apartment. I don't get it. It's always off screen. Yeah. Welcome to the show. Patreon.com slash the Star Tank.

Remember, you can go over there. Early access, ad-free, exclusive episodes, various tiers. You can get your questions read. You can get your name read at the end of the show. Yeah. We're still trying to figure out what we're going to do with the voicemails. You don't like doing him remote to her when first we need to come back. Yeah.

So be patient with that. Please. But yeah, I mean, I don't know. I'm figuring another question heavy episode. There's a lot in the news, but it's all fucking annoying. Yeah. I don't think anybody really wants to hear more. Nobody wants, nobody wants to hear this.

It's like, oh. More corruption. Ooh. You know, like what else are you going to do? What else is it to say about it, man? Yeah. It's just brazen at this point. So yeah, I've been trying to at least, you know, like to the listeners.

Yeah, like there's what was there more to say unless something like so crazy happens. Of course, we'll talk about it. But yeah, at least online, I've been trying to just put out there to people like, you know, maybe you want to stop voting for, you know, that side of the aisle because I think it is it is just so conclusive now. Like, could we can we have that discussion now, please? these, you know. It's crazy to me that, uh, like, I don't know, man. I, I never, I never thought I would see the day where it's just like, yeah, Reagan's better. You know what I mean?

Where it's just like, like Ronald Reagan is unequivocally like way better than this. Unfortunately. It's insane. That's crazy. That's sad. Even if you put modern day Reagan in right now and has the capacity to do. I don't think he would do the stuff that is happening. Like, I don't think he would like, sure, the trickle down shit.

Yeah, whatever. Of course, they're going to get the bag. They're going to do all that bullshit. They're going to, you know, he's still going to be anti-worker. All that shit is still going to happen. But, you know, crypto scams. Like, fucking, um, just siphoning money from us to give yourself a bag. Like, I just like, it's too much, dude.

Exempting himself and his family from audits from the IRS is like, What the fuck are you doing, bro? It's like, all right. And it's like, oh, well, and it said, I think I saw somebody who's like, well, hey, that's just from previous. That's just from, that's just from the past. It's like, oh, so when they made all their money off of the treasury. Okay, cool. Yeah.

Like, that somehow makes it better, sir. Yeah, it's like, oh, after you. It's only, it's only about, you know, it only gives us immunity from before we did the crime. After we're done doing the crime, we stopped doing the crime. then we can be held accountable for that stuff that we don't do after that. Right. It's like, oh, brilliant, brilliant stuff. I like that.

A meeting of the minds in that, in that side of the aisle for sure. That's right. Yeah. I'm having a lot of fun with the very small string of people that are holding on. I am having fun with that, at least. It's the only silver lining in this is that if you're into a little bit of dark humor, you can still laugh at that, just the people holding on and their excuses. It is a little funny.

Yeah, I guess the bright side of it is that he's so old that he's going to, he's not going to see any of that money, really. Like, we're not realistically. Yeah. But it's still frustrating. How could it not be? Just like, that party's going to go crazy, man. I really, I am so excited. I need people to understand it.

The day that Donald Trump dies is going to be so obnoxious, I'm not going to shut up. It's going to be so fun. It's, you're going to, it's, yeah. I'm fucking pumped. Brother, I don't party anymore, dude. I don't party anymore, but I'm gonna fuck him. You know the last time I've danced, dude, like legitimately danced? The last time I danced, no kidding, was when we went to Vegas and we were like in some roof upstairs thing.

And then we were like dance for a little while. It's literally the last time I danced. Was that one me and Jalen were up there until like six or something? Yeah, you guys were fucking. I remember I think I came back or whatever it was. remember the whole scenario, but yeah, you guys were fucking like fucked up for like a long time or something. It's like, drunk the next day or something. I don't have even a fraction of that energy anymore. It's crazy. That is kind of crazy.

Yeah, so I don't know, man. We're going to, we're going to focus on some of your questions because there are a lot. Ooh. There is one thing I do want to mention. All right. Just because I did. So I shared a reel about it. The Eminem thing. So I finally took the time. I find this transcript of whenever the fuck we talked about that. It was episode 381. And finally looking into it, I can say

and I ran it by Anthony Fantano just to see what he thinks too. And conclusively people are like, yeah, Eminem's really online and it definitely seems like he responded to that dumb BET Cipher parody

I did because of the specific line that he said like I you know I don't even close my fucking eyes when I sneeze and then immediately after that talking about the BT cipher like people whining about it yeah when you first brought that up to me I was like what are the odds like there's no way that's what I thought right but then like I saw the actual and I've heard that song before but like I weird I didn't even but catch it I see but yeah like I in tandem with the clip I'm like huh maybe yeah it's like like it's like like it's like distinctly possible.

I still don't know for sure, but like, that's a weird, like that's a weird line to follow because it's not related. You know what I mean? It's not like, I don't even close my fucking eyes when I sneeze. It's like, it's related to something else. And then all of a sudden, man, that BET Cipher was weak as if it's like part of the same. It's thought.

And that was your line. And so it is like, that is, that would be very funny if he chose. At this point, I'm using Occam's razor because I'm just like, I would be, I was still on the fence until I checked it out in that BT cyber. To me,

I'm just like, there is nothing else makes sense. Nothing else makes sense. And if you are online, a lot, like say somebody who's online a lot and we get to see their presence is like Siza. Yeah.

You don't really get to see that very often, celebrities. Like, a lot of them are online just as much as us, but they're not commenting. And then Sizz is the exception where she's in every comment section. And like actually right now a milestone of, of mine

is like well of ours which I feel like it would probably be more possible through the snark tank is for her to comment on one of the clips where I'm like damn hope she sees that fucking jeopardy clip you know because like I want A lot of people like people that I am astonished by

have seen that clip I mean that's a big clip Yeah so like I think I saw Do you know um do you know the show Ted? Ted like the teddy bear um Yeah yeah not Ted Lassow the Seth MacFarlane teddy bear thing The kid from that show liked that real Oh, that's funny

Like the main kid, I saw it Because I was going through it was like, I wonder who liked this And I was like, really? I said, I never thought about going through the likes Well, I didn't necessarily like I wouldn't even know who to look for I don't follow that many celebrities or yeah You know what I mean, but like somebody I think Mr. Maddie plays

He has an editor who I've been talking to and he brought it up that like hey did you know that this guy liked your because he's following him so he sees this so he sees the like okay and i'm like there's no way that happened and i checked it it was like no it's it's it's for sure real and it's like that it's so funny what's funny about that is that like he's like properly like network tv people right yeah or not network like modern network tv streaming service tv and he publicly liked that i feel like you know what i mean it'd be one thing if it'd be one thing if you saw it and we're like that's funny and like maybe shared it with like a group chat or something but like the idea that he did he was like lull and double tapped like on it is very funny i'll definitely add my like to yeah that is yeah

that's a little risque right let me put let me put my face behind this N-word clip you know it's kind of it's very funny to me but i yeah i didn't think about like i know there's a there's a tab where you can see i think like verified uh people who interact with your clips or like your notifications. So I wish I would have, I didn't ever even consider that, but like going and seeing all the verified and seeing who the fuck,

because I know big people have been liking it. I just, you know, there might be some wild ass fucking people on there and just be completely like, oh, this person has seen, that is interesting.

I like to, it's funny to imagine that like, he sent that to Seth McFarlane. You know what I mean? Ted McFarland saw that. He was like, I'm not liking this. Yeah, you know what? You know what?

You know what? I'm not, fuck, fuck no. But I like that. That's, that's cool, man. It's funny. Yeah. We definitely, you know, create more moments, put more stuff out, see what happens. Definitely, I want that sciss a touch.

As of right now, I'm going to say unless, uh, if I ever get a chance to meet Eminem, I'll definitely ask him about that. I can't imagine I'll ever run into Eminem, but, uh, who the fuck runs it? Has anybody ever run into it? Like, what does he even do? Like, I don't even feel like I've seen, like, pictures of him. him like candid on the street or anything. You're right.

As far as I'm concerned, I've never, no, I've never, I've never seen anyone, nothing like that actually. That's a good point. I saw him at a, I think he was at a, a Pistons game with, with 50 cent before they got bounced from the playoffs. But like, that was, I was like, oh, shit, I kind of forgot that he exists because you never see him anywhere. That is very true.

Yeah, like, because there's some celebrities, like you see like, I, I, I, I, you see, like, I don't know. I feel like you see oh my God, I always get the, Ben Affleck, is it Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? Probably more Ben Affleck. There's so many pictures of Ben Affleck. There's like that famous one where he's just like on the, oh yeah, he's clearly exhausted.

He's done or him dropping his Dunkin' Donuts, his, his order. It's so good. I hate fucking paparazzi, but shout out, dude. That was a beautiful moment. You got him dropping his order. I just like to imagine him at Dunkin' Donuts. Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck.

Dunkin' Donuts. Yeah. This is a, it's like a Uber order or something like that. Yeah. It's a, it is a great fucking photo, dude.

Oh, God. But, but yeah. So shout out to everybody who's keeping that clip going. People still commenting on it. I'm posting more. I've got like a stockpile.

But I'm also. just like getting into the habit of like when I'm in bed and I'm just like yeah I'll just make a clip or two I've been having fun doing uh I'm having fun doing edits of these clips where like uh swainty has such a good befuddled face right that like even if it's not like i edit it highly like that's not this like sometimes it's not really his reaction to to what's happening but like it's such a good I've abused his his uh uh confused face quite a bit. Sure.

In some recent clips because they are fun. Yes, I saw there was a, that one was really good with the, the dolphins in the, in the Amazon. The dolphins of the forest. That was a good one. That was a good one. It's fun. Yeah.

The comments were kind of wild on that one because I kind of, I stopped by to see what people were saying. I didn't see. Yeah, people were being kind of like, well, almost like, almost like you're expected to have that type of information. Like for obviously there, you know, you leaned into the bit by saying the force.

Yeah, yeah. But like, the way that some people were reacting was almost like, like, like, how do you not know this kind of a thing? And I'm like,

what do you, right? I was like, what do you mean? That's not like, that's not firsthand. It's not knowledge that's just very typical to like, people to just know on the top of their head.

That there is, are river dolphins. Yeah. In the Amazon is, is an obscure take. The thing to me is like referring to the Amazon and, in the proper noun like when you say the amazon you're talking about the amazon rainforest people are definitely the no one for us no one ever says the amazon in reference to the river

they would say the amazon or the amazonian river the yeah they would say the river yeah they would say the river yeah the amazon river uh somebody said there's dolphins in the amazon my mind immediately pictured dolphins like swimming on it's like swinging on vines yeah it's just fucking insane yeah it is definitely it is dumb to not make that clarification even though Of course, your follow-up, thinking critically, your follow-up would be like, you mean the, the river? Like, you would, you would say that, you know, because rhetorically, I guess you don't need to say it, but it was just, it was a perfect setup. It was great. I love, I love, I love his face because he looks like he's, like, scared of how, how dumb it is that we didn't know.

Like, he's in fear. That was good. So, yeah, share those clips around. If you, if you like them, uh, if they're shared, there's a higher incentive to do, You know, even more of them. I like doing them personally, but, you know, the inspiration comes in waves. And also it reminds it. And also it depends on like recent context, too.

It's like, if I'm aware, it's like, oh, that's a good bit from a recent episode we did. Right. It's fly out of my head the second we're done recording. They, that's like maybe like, there's like maybe a three week shelf life. You know what I mean? As far as like me being able to reliably pull back. But that episode had some good gems. What were we going to say?

Yeah. Oh, no, I was saying. Well, responding to that and then something else I was going to say. One of the issues, especially since we're tied to the episodes and the moments, even when I'm, I'll cut some parts while I'm editing and I'm like, oh, that'd be really good. And then I save. And then immediately, I kind of feel like I'm over it already. And it's kind of an issue like where I was just like, ah, like it's, I recognize this is funny.

But also it's, it's, it's, there's a weird. it almost feels like recycle. I don't like recycling old stuff. I don't like doing that. And it's just more of a thing where, again, it's kind of a get over yourself kind of thing. Or it's like, shut the fuck up. Just get over yourself.

And the other thing I was just going to say is if people, I actually, I think I'd feel a lot better if people told me about their favorite moments. If they even have it like, say, oh, in this episode or whatever. If you have a timestamp, great. I don't necessarily need a timestamp because I can still look up transcripts. but like if you, whether on my social media or our social media, like whatever, if you guys say some shit, it kind of would make me even feel more inspired to like, oh yeah, let me go look this up, you know, and it feels it kind of separates myself from it a little bit in a weird way. It's just, there's a lot of, yeah, there's a lot of, yeah, we don't know what people, because like there's things that we think are funny, the funniest part of the episode and people don't timestamp them, you know? Right.

But then there's other things. Like I use the timestamp. Like, if you have a bit. on any episode and you think it's funny, timestamp it in the comments and like talk about it because like I use that shit to pick clips really. Okay. You know,

it's really helpful because it means like people, oh, this part is fucking hysterical. I go to it and it's like, yeah, it is. And I'll like clip it out, do some editing.

It's helpful because transcripts are one thing, but you have to like have an idea of what you're looking for for transcripts. I have no idea what I'm looking for half the time. So I'm just looking for like maybe, maybe there's a clip in this episode and I'll skim and I'll check the, the timestamp. So that's appreciate.

but yeah they'll be more clips i'm uh sifting through some episodes now nice uh should we roll into some of the yeah let me just check twitter real quick make sure nothing did nothing know everything crazy i guess the news i guess the boys ended but like i still don't i haven't seen oh i haven't seen it i'm i'm gonna go back maybe two seasons because i kind of forgot about first of all i don't remember what really happened in the the previous season and then i'm like am i even gonna i was i was I'm going to go back like two seasons and then I'll and then I'll like I know watch the new season I thought about just like because I haven't watched the episode since uh at the end of season

three I think uh and I thought about just like I just watched the last episode because I did that I kind of did that with Game of Thrones I never saw a single episode of Game of Thrones and then like I went to a finale viewing party you would that that is an interesting experience that was funny as hell dude everyone was disappointed. I was like, that's hysterical. Nobody liked this? Good stuff.

Yeah. Historic. Historic. That's a... Is that the finale, like the worst finale, like universally? As of right now, I would say it would kind of have to be, barring just a show getting canceled and not even having... But I guess in hindsight. people would probably prefer that.

I don't know. I would have to ask Game of Throne people. I guess from my perspective, I think I would have maybe a rather headache. Since books already exist, it getting canceled in like season seven or something, maybe you'd be disappointed,

but living with this season eight shit and that finale is like, oh yeah, I would have been much better off without this because it was, it's just sad because it's so obvious that it was just so phoned in. It was just so lazy

And it's like damn, there's There's nothing worse than that for me When it comes to when it comes to like art Just just complete laziness Where I'm like bro just don't release it There's so much shit in my fucking vault because of that Where I'm like, ah, you know, I'm just bullshitting with this And then you just kind of leave it alone

But obviously contractual obligations with the D&D guys and all this stuff Blah blah blah I get it I don't I don't think anything I'm sure there's some people that would be like Oh brother you don't even know there's probably some other shows of something that I've never watched before, but culturally, since this was such a big fucking show, I can't imagine the disappointment would ever eclipse this. I can't imagine when that'll happen. It's got to be in another century or something. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I think I, because I remember people were disappointed with the Sopranos finale. I remember that being a thing when I was like in high school. People were talking about that.

Yeah. But I don't think it's like unanimously bad. It's not. Like Game of Thrones was. It's just kind of like divisive, which is like fine. Yeah. I don't mind a divisive finale, but like, holy shit. It's divisive. And also, David Chase has dropped hints about like Tony got clipped.

Like, it's, he's, so it's kind of like, you know what happened. You may have thought it was a little weird and cryptic, but, uh, he got clipped. It's, it's actually, you look into it enough. And then if he interviews, he's kind of slipped up a little. little bit and you're like okay i know what happens so it's not so yeah um mad you know what's what's up you know what's funny but and i hadn't thought about this until i guess literally just now because i started watching the sopranos kind of recently and so but like before that it was never really a part of i never thought about it really ever and i remember when that finale like i because i saw that clip of

the finale because at the time i was like i'm not going to watch the sopranos i'm like i'm 16 or something like I'm not, I don't care. But I forgot so much about it than I'm like, I don't mind that I've seen it kind of thing. But when I saw that, I was like, oh, I thought that was like a gimmick for the Sopranos. Like, I thought that every episode of the Sopranos ends with like an abrupt. Oh, really? Like I earnestly thought that until I started watching it. Like maybe like a couple, like a couple months ago.

I really thought that like, oh, that must be like a creative thing that they do. Where it's like, I remember there's some people, dude, I remember there were some people on YouTube and in content creation who would do like something similar. Not to that exactly, but like they would cut off the, you know, like whenever you're making like a jump cut or whatever to your next sentence. Yeah. They would cut the last word in half and then keep going. I can't remember who the fuck this person was. But I remember it bothered the hell out of me. I was like, why, why are you doing that?

Why are you cutting the last word of every sentence like right in the middle? It's like, it's a stylistic choice. I was like, it sucks. It sucks. It's supposed to make you, like, fill in the blanks of it or whatever or save time or whatever, but I'm like, this is fucking lame as hell. I thought it was like that. And every episode of Sopranos just ends abruptly with no fucking resolution. And it's not even close.

That's interesting. So I could see, so I could see like, in retrospect, that having that, that being the ending. I was like, okay, I could see that being a little, a little wild. If it's not like a style. But, yeah. Anyway. Yeah, it's, it is weird. It is, it is weird, I would say.

I think anyone, anyone, even if people like it, you can still objectively say, that was an interesting choice, you know? Yeah. But anyway, let's, uh, do you have anything else or should we move on to questions? Oh, that's it, man. That's it. All right, good. Let's, uh, move on to some questions from our patrons over at patreon.com slash a snark tank.

Remember, you can go over there. And you should because, um, if you don't, then we're just going to have to, to kick kick Sweeney's legless ass out. You know, we're going to have to kick this bitch out. We're going to have to roll

them down the street. Mm-hmm. No leg having ass. That's fucking right. It's going to be sad. It's going to be a sad sight. And you don't want that. Or maybe you do.

Maybe that was a bad thing for me to say. Maybe that incentivizes people to unsubscribe because they want to see Kingston die on the street. Nina. Nina wrote in. She says, Hey, Chris.

Could the game you're looking for be shadowcaster by Ravensoft. Now I'm going to interject here. In either the last episode or an episode before, I was talking about this game that he used to play on the school library computers at my Catholic school in like 2003 to 2006, sometime in that period, maybe even five, I think. And it was like a first person shooter. It was somewhat doom, but somewhat medieval.

I can't really, I just remember there were like demons and fire and skulls and shit. a lot of people have suggested many, many things. Many people have written in. Some people have said, Kachuman, chasm the rift, heretic, Shadowcaster,

like this person says by Ravensoft. Shadowcaster is too old. It's not that old. I would say it's like, it looks like more like quake or something. But it's not, so far no one's found it. I've gone through all the comments.

I've like Googled it. because I'm still so curious about what the fuck this game is. And none of them are it. I do not know what the fuck I played. This is one of those things where like, if I had a time machine or like not even a time machine, let's say like I died or whatever. And I got to,

I had the, before I passed on, I got to revisit maybe like three moments in my life from like a, you know, just to watch from afar, just to see like if there was something that I didn't understand. Like where did my fucking stereo. remote go. That's, I'm endlessly curious about. He's still looking for that. Yeah, yeah. Because it's not in my house, dude.

Like my television remote is not in my house. I don't understand. That's something that I would try to find. I would try to watch me throwing up while doing a cartwheel after working at Sears after Black Friday. I want to see that in third person just because I feel like it looked really dumb. And I didn't get a chance to really appreciate it. And the third one would be this. What the fuck game was that, man? It's frustrating because I know it's sitting in my memory. Like, I know that if I could just, if I could just focus up, I'd have it. But it's, it's gone.

It's tough, man. I appreciate the people commenting. Keep doing it. If you think I've missed something, if you, if you see comments that, uh, don't bring up the game that you're thinking of, please do it. Because I got to find this thing. It's, it's driving me insane. Yeah. I'm still looking.

I'm still looking for a sitcom. And again, I'll check probably in another six months because it eventually, like just like your game, it'll eventually pop up somebody. I probably told this story many years ago on the podcast where it was a beat him up that I played in the Boys and Girls Club as a kid. And I found a forum that was from like a post. It was in 2005 where the guy was looking for the same thing. And I don't remember what year this was, but I was probably in high school when I was looking for this.

And so when someone in 2005 posted this saying that there's this girl wearing a pink thong because that was very distinct. Everybody kept saying the wrong fucking shit because I was saying there was a red and blue warrior. They're kind of like ninjas. So people always kept getting thrown off by that. And I'm like, I promise you,

it's not what you think it is. You think it's this one game. I keep saying there's a girl with a pink thong in it. If that's not in there, don't fucking mention it to me. And then 2017, some fucking guy. started uploading footage of that game on YouTube.

So when I was describing it to my YouTube audience, somebody was like, oh, is it zero team? And then fucking, there you go. Brand new footage of somebody just happened to be playing it and uploading it to YouTube. And I was like, Jesus Christ, this didn't exist before. So that's why I'm always saying to people, check periodically because somebody might upload footage

or upload a form or do something. That's what just happened with me recently, with a toy. Somebody six or five months ago posted on Pinterest, a toy that I've been looking for that I've had since I was probably like eight years old. I haven't had. And then I finally fucking found it. It's called Monster Force. Some fucking dumb show that no one's ever watched. And so I'm hoping that dumb fucking sitcom, but this one seems too elusive. And, yeah, it's weird. It seems what the way you describe, Chris, I just feel like, like you should be able to find it. That's what's so crazy.

I know. Like, that's what I felt. That was the frustration that overtook me. Because that's the thing is, I think people were thrown off by, like, because I think I mentioned that, like, it could have been a Catholic doom. And so there was, like, all these, like, Catholic mods for doom. But it's like, it wasn't really explicitly. I was just in Catholics school when I was playing.

I don't think it was like, I don't think Jesus showed up and was like, hey, use your fucking gun. You know what I mean? Like, he's not like the clippy or like the Cortana figure or anything. I think it's literally just a straight. game or maybe a mod that's I don't know and now that you know what the fucking thing that sucks about this is is that like there's like a

recent wave of boomer shooters now like that's like a wave of new like a new type of like a warhammer 40K boomer shooter that came out in the last like couple years just like there's new ones all the time so it's not even like I don't know like a point and click adventure game you know or it's like at least they

stopped making those in like 2013 and there's like there's at least like a cap but like now it's like no If I Google a boomer shooter medieval is going to be like coming soon. It's like, oh my God. It's over. So I don't know. Keep commenting though, because I'm working diligently to find these.

What year was this though? Well, you remember playing it specifically? I remember I played it in 2004. I know that. I know that. 2004, 2005. So it had to be before that. Okay.

And it's probably like Xbox graphics, you think? Yeah, it's, I would describe it like, actually, let me. Yeah, it's around that era, like quake, that kind of, that kind of style. But I don't know, man. I don't know. I'll find it. You know what bothers? me about it too. It's like the further

away I get from it, I fear that like my ability to recognize it diminishes. You know what I mean? So like there's a chance that like maybe one of these games is it and my memory of what it was is just so wrong because it was such like it wasn't like a game that I played. Like it wasn't a game that I played like oh my God

I got to get the high score. I got to get all the fuck. You know what I mean? I didn't like I definitely didn't put like 15 hours into it. It was just something that I played in the beginning of school days sometimes. Right. But I remember it distinctly. I remember it was a game that people at the school liked and thought was cool. And I remember it was like an arena shooter.

Whatever. We're spending too much time on this. But like thank you all for for helping. Keep doing it. Because I'm not going to stop. Let's see. Let's see. We got a bit of an advice column type right in here. From a hammer game. Hammer game wrote it. He says, Hey, Freaks. I've recently been

broken up with and I'm going through tremendous heartbreak. Big fucking deal. Thanks for writing it. Now, she's the one who broke things off but says she would possibly consider getting back together in the future. I hate that. We're young and she hasn't experienced much time being single and says she needs time alone.

You guys think there's any real shot you'd take me back someday or would I be an idiot to think that would really happen. Much love, thanks. Here, I want to hear what you have to say first. actually what are you going to say about this um so from my perspective my and and how i would handle things i would never pursue someone that doesn't want me so if she broke it off and there's like this oh maybe some to me it's like nah dude so when you're asking the question do you think like she would ever like get back with me or something like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no That's have some self-worth and don't be like, oh, maybe no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's no. You want to be with somebody who wants you. You want to be with someone who wants you. That's just, it's that simple for me. Like if I felt like at some point my wife was like, I don't know about this, I'm like, well, fuck. You know, I mean, it's, I'm cooked. It's over. Because I know there's rocky moments.

You have arguments and all that bullshit. but I'm just saying that straight up that you'll get over this. I've had bad breakups. I had a really bad one in 2013 that actually I developed anxiety from. I did not have anxiety issues until that fucking that year.

And then I completely forgot this person existed. You know what I'm saying? So I would just say that. But what do you want to say, Chris? Well, I just, I don't know, I hate this like, oh, maybe. Like I don't like that shit. No.

Like that really, that really bothers me. I'm not a, I'm not as black and white in the sense. It's like, yeah, I do believe timing is a big factor for people. And like, I think if you could, if you're mature and adult about it, like, there's, uh, there's conversations that make sense. But like to me, it's just like, I, I don't like the idea of just like breaking it off, but also like keeping this, this thing open. No. Where it's just like, oh, possibly the goal should what. I don't know, man.

I because I've had things like this happen where it's just like okay I'm broken up with and then it's like okay well this sucks I'm like broken I'm messed up for months then I leave and then suddenly it's like

oh well actually oh maybe and it's like well what the fuck was the what would you what the fuck was the point then why did you what is this yeah it's annoying it's annoying

and I just don't like um I don't know. I think the mentality that you should have is to just be like, that's done, that's over with. Don't expect that to happen. Just move forward. And on the off chance that it does, and if that's something that you actually give a shit about, which I think at a certain point you should have evolved beyond it.

Yeah. Then, you know, make an informed adult decision then. Because then at the very least, then it's like, oh, what a nice surprise instead of something that you're banking on. and probably actively subconsciously or consciously self-sabotaging existing relationships because you're not as invested because you're like, oh, well, yeah, I mean, this is fine, but like that's what I really care about. And so I'm really just kind of passing time until this. That's not even necessarily a conscious thing, by the way.

That's something that happens subconsciously in a lot of people. Agreed. And so like I think your best course of action is just like, listen, that's good. That's it. Move forward. Yeah, and then handle it however you want from there. I do want to piggyback off of your timing thing because, yeah, I do agree with that. And I have an example of something or my previous ex, which you guys met.

She was hanging out with this when we, like, recorded some shit one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we broke up. It was a very, she has an extreme, like, a case of ADHD. and so at a certain point it wasn't like that we were incompatible or anything. I just think she had a lot of stuff going on. And because of that, it was like amicable,

but it also felt like weird that when we split, because I'm like, oh, that's weird. I've never like split like because, you know, it was like we're completely cool. This is weird to just like split. But so the thing was once that was over, I was like, oh, it sucked. But okay, whatever.

So I moved on and I remember there was a point. This was some around the time the pandemic was just about to end or something like that. She reached out to me and I was already talking to Jojo. And so it was just kind of like, oh, interesting. You know, but like I was just like, oh, I hope you're doing well. I'm fucking I'm, you know what I'm saying? But like say for the sake of argument, if I had never met Jojo and I was just single and stuff, we may have reconnected because we didn't.

have any beef or anything like that. It was just more she needed a master, you know, what was going on. And so in a similar fashion, that could happen to you. But what I'm saying is move the fuck on. Right. You know, but and then you might be in a new relationship. You might not. And then if, if the timing is right, it could. But like, like Chris was saying, don't fuck it subconsciously sabotage something you might be going on thinking, oh, maybe someday. And fuck all that. Yeah. Yeah, definitely don't do that. And by the way, I say that from experience. You know, I've absolutely been through that where I'm just like, yeah, I guess I'll move forward or whatever.

And then like suddenly this person comes back into your life. And then it's just like, oh, well, this is a fucking headache. I don't know how to navigate this at all. And it's because I didn't really properly move forward, really. Like I did in every way other than the part that like really like mattered. And so just be aware of it. You know? And I don't know how young you are.

I do like it sounds like this sounds very This niggas like fucking 19 This sounds very Yeah he's like he's like 12 This sounds to me like very 18 to 23 Is what this sounds like to me I could be wrong

Yeah Late high school I do have to say Like college Yeah if it's if it's later than that Like please Please move Please be forward for my sake

And yours move forward. Yeah. Hey, good luck, good luck. Good luck. Yeah, good luck.

Love, loves fucking, uh, interesting. It's crazy. Yeah, it's a fucking nightmare. Uh,

let's see. What do we, what do we got here? All right. Here we go. A. A pack wrote it. A pack.

Recent winner in the, uh, Kentucky primaries. Apex. Oh, oh, congrats. Congrats.

Congrats. Congrats. A pack. Jesus Christ. What a fucking shit show. How's it going, Snark Boys? There's been a lot of buzz around the huge data centers. I am a native of Wyoming where data centers have been being built for years,

with over 20 either in operation or being built. Our local government keeps gaslighting the citizens into believing that this is a good thing. Meanwhile, we also have little to no water. That's awesome combination, bro. That's a sick combination. No water and. no water and a lot of data centers you know you have a lot you do have a lot of water that's the sad thing yeah you have a lot of water and um it's yeah you need you need to feed the data like

like it's it's unfortunately yeah it's hungry it's it's it's a growing boy and uh it it needs its nutrients it's so funny to imagine like there's like you know those those photos from like africa that were always like propagandized all over the place of like kids that are just basically skeletons yeah i like to imagine that but in like fucking wyom and it's just a middle class family because they got no water. Yeah. Meanwhile,

we have a little to no water. It's all fucked and I feel like I'm going crazy. Anyway, take care sincerely. Your only fan from Wyoming. What's fucked about it is that it's just there's so many, like most people don't want these things, but they're being passed anyway because it's just,

because democracy isn't real. Yes, people. The Congress does not work for the people. Yeah. And there's enough of. There's ones that try to work for the people, but they're, they're, they're, they're ineffective because there's too many of them that do not. Right. Yeah.

You know, I, I also want people, you know, we just mentioned that fucking A-PAC winning. I want people to be, because I saw this. I saw this, there's a guy that I follow. He's a, oh, G, he's probably in the 60s now, workout guru guy, C.C. Fletcher, respect the hell out of him. But he's also a boomer. So he was seeing about this. Look, they look, they did the Massey. And then he was saying, like, this guy would be.

be a good president like would you guys vote for him and i was like what like just because he's good on two fucking issues dude like like like come on like come on like we can't like this is so for and this is what i was talking about earlier like i'm at least trying to talk in the comments like bro come on you can't this you can't be a single issue voter you can't fucking do this dude no it doesn't work that way no because then we get fucking data centers drinking all of our fucking water it's really fucking bad dude and it's like and it's like and it's like you're like Bro, I mean, Thomas Massey, look, credit where credit is due, but like, he did block Trump, the Trump impeachment many times.

When it, when, when Trump was impeached or like the motion was to impeach him, he blocked it. And, uh, you know, he's, he's learned, he's learned now why that was probably not a smart idea. Yeah. Now he's got, he's lost his fucking job because he, he suck the teat for teat for. too long. And now finally, when he just has to, common sense, common sense has to make him break from the party,

at least on these two major issues, because first of all, that's what they fucking campaigned on, no new wars, and releasing the Epstein files. And then he's like, one of the few that are just like, oh, well, maybe we should still do that. While everybody else is just

falling in line and sucking Trump off still, and then he loses his fucking job because of it. And it's like, bro, what more proof do you need that these people don't work for us? Like, why are you still like, oh, so no, I support Massey now. I'm like, no, he still sucks. He still sucks. I'm sorry, people.

Whatever. Yeah. Good stuff. I can't wait to have dirty, filthy, disgusting water and water bottles cost fucking $10 of fucking bottle and shit. You're going to be paying fucking Vegas prices. You're going to be paying fucking, not Vegas. prices, uh, Disneyland prices.

Oh, geez. Yeah. Fucking bottled water. It's like, that'll be $16. It's like, what the fuck? Yeah, do it went to the fucking rent fare. $7 for a water bottle. I was like, oh, cool. Thanks, guys. Dude, the rent fare is so stupid. Like, it's like, the pricing there is outrageous. Just because you're, you're trapped. I hate this, this idea. It's just like, oh, you're trapped. We'll just upcharge you. It's like, fuck you, dude. So what is this crap? There's just such a, contempt for your fellow man in these in these things right insane so fucking rude so fucking rude

uh what is this stick larry wrote it he says hey gay boys not a question but i was rewatching episode 293 and your guys his original name for the gunicide guy was suicidus i think that's a far better than gunicide uh anyway stay gay i want to say i think the the gunicide is not his name. I think the gunicide is the event. Yeah. Right? It's like,

I don't, I don't, I can't explain it, but it makes sense to me. Like, I don't call that guy, goonicide. Right.

That's just the event. Like the media wishes they came up with something that clever, you know, because usually they're like, oh, the unabomber or this, you know. Yeah.

It's just, it's just the event, the Oklahoma City bombing. Like they didn't have. It's just the gunicide. Like, that's good. Right.

It is good. It's branding. It's good branding. But in my heart, he is suicidus. He is suicidus. That's a spontaneous suicidus. I look, dude, I love that. I mean, I don't really auth that does.

I should. I, I, I am transfixed by that video. Because he's just like, the smile is so crazy. Like, he could have just been a normal guy. It's like whenever you see, it's like honestly some of these influencer people like, what is it? Not Chud the builder. Who's that other Chud guy who like he does the looks maxing? Clavicular.

Yeah, that's it. It's like you look at clavicular and they're like, you got kind of everything going for you. Like why do you suck also? What are you doing? Like you really don't have to like that guy in that, that guy didn't have to jerk off at drive-thrus. you know what I mean? Like he could have passed completely normal as like probably like an upper echelon type of person.

Like he's not ugly, like seemingly well camped. Seemed like it, yeah. He could have gone along just fine, but he had to jerk off and then drive into a parking lot and shoot his head off or whatever the fucking day. I actually don't know how he killed himself actually. I'm still, I know I mentioned on one of the episodes before. I'm still a little skeptical about how that all that played out.

Because really, when you think about it like using like Occam's razor, the smile has implications like did you okay if you're if you're driving up to and now this would I would this is where I have the break from Occam's Razor okay this guy's insane he's insane so in his head

he thought she was going to love this and that's why he pulled up smiling and then as soon as she had a negative or not pleasant response that's when he broke character and he's like oh shit my fantasy's over I'm going to kill myself But I've said this before It just feels like

This is just me completely breaking from Michael Razor again at least from the perspective of It almost feels like she Told him something That kind of got him in the scenario And then baited him And then fucking was like Nope kind of

And then he was like oh shit kind of like Realized that he got baited And then he's like oh fuck I'm screwed This is going to be everywhere Because I'm just kind of like it's such a weird reaction that he did. Like, it's such a weird, it's such a weird reaction. I guess what I want, what I'm saying is I would love for it to be more of a wild tall

tale of like, oh, this is what really happened. And he wasn't just boring, just a pervert that like, oh, and killed himself. Because it's still funny, you know, all things considered. but also I would love to like say no the girl that I would love to have her be interviewed what's going on with you, the victim

and then say his perpetrator. The perpetrator. Or the perpetrator. Or the perpetrator and or victim's wife of the suicidist.

I would love to like because what if she was like, no, this nigga was like perfect. I just I want I want there's so much the story that's left up I know I know I do I am curious about like the finer details like what if he just what if he comes from a family where they just don't wear pants when they go outside and also we didn't see his dick man it like was it like was it like wasn't it didn't look it didn't look like he was hard or nothing it didn't look like it wasn't even showing I can't like it's like's the breeze that's that's where I'm kind of like I was like dang I can't even definitively see that his dick was out there was a thing that happened recently. recently. Now, this was, so it was all over like a lot of true crime or legal stuff. Some chick that was like completely claiming to be a victim, she said that this guy passed out on his couch while she was delivering like Uber Eats or whatever and his dick was out. And then she was like, oh, she was basically saying she was sexually harassed. And but she recorded the guy and posted him on TikTok, which is insane like with his dicks out. It's crazy that she did that. Basically, she's getting charged. She got arrested in charge because she, because essentially what has been said is that she, like, um, invaded his privacy. Because what it looks like this motherfucker probably was drunk as shit, ordered food and passed out on this couch.

Why is this dick out? I don't know. Drunk as shit. The weirdest stuff has happened to some people. But like, as of right now, I know she's facing charges. And, um, she was online saying like, I'm the victim. Like she was like what was me And this is kind of like one of those

Uh situations to where I just I need more. You don't. Right. Uh, but as of right now, Occam's Razor,

I mean, if I'm going to use Occam's Razor, I would say the smile is weird, but, you know, maybe the guy was just a little bit screwy and then he just got caught being a fucking pervert because I know that's, you know,

people are perverts a lot. You know what I'm saying? But, uh, if we can never find out. what's going on. Maybe we can do an extra ammo what we write the entire scenario.

We lay out the... We write the story of the Gunnicide. Yeah. Oh, and, uh... Do you think, do you think Mrs. Gunnicide would come on the show? What a guess that would be. That would... Has...

Amazing guess, man. Here's the weird thing. Because of, um, because of some people's lack of follow-up, their lack of journalism, it's entirely possible that no one's, even try to reach out to her. And I say that because I did not see one, and I looked, I did not see one journalist try to follow up on the suicide forest thing with Logan Paul.

Where I was just like the person that, um, um, offed himself in the, in the forest, if you were a journalist, the first fucking thing he would do is try to reach out of the person's family, trying to figure out, is there anything you can do to help or raise a, where is there anything? Get a comment usually just like, nothing, zero. And so I was kind of like, because. from my perspective, that whole thing was fucking fake. It was completely set up. There's actually even something where his dad looks like he kind of slipped up a little bit.

Logan Paul, like calling them fucking stupid in a way that like you, you went too far with this prank shit. Because that's all they did. They were pranksters. Right. That being said, I was like, where are the journalists just following up to see if the family's even real? If this person's real, I zero name in anything. attached to the person that was identified, nothing. Zero. I looked in Japanese news. I tried to have someone help me. No, maybe something's come out since I've looked. That was many

years ago when I was looking. Maybe, uh, maybe it was just a skeleton that had been there forever. And there was no way of knowing. You know, it was like the first guy to kill himself in the suicide forest. But how do you, so did they so like it was a skeleton, but like it had like clothes on. It was a skeleton, but like, yeah, but had the, okay, I got you. Because like in the thumbnail, it had, had clothes. That'd be crazy. They just couldn't identify it. It's been there for that long.

It was just hidden in like a really obscure place. Yeah, they just happened. Logan Paul and his crew just happened to find. Years later, no one has been able to find this dude. You know, he's been decayed. He's completely gone. He has no more tissue. And then they got lucky.

Yeah. I hated that whole. I'm sorry. Like that. I, I do not understand how we thought. I know many years ago we've talked about this on the podcast. Yeah.

And I was trying to talk about like say intent versus ignorance. Like say when it comes to like say something like murder or like killing somebody. There's intent and then there's ignorance like a mad slaughter. I didn't mean to do it. It just happened. Oh, you know, an accident. And then so I was just kind of like him faking this thing is worse than him just accidentally stumbling upon him because it's like intent.

versus ignorance or whatever or like just an accident. And I am so, it is so obvious to me. I was like, hey, he's a prankster. He clearly planted a dummy and put it on the thumbnail because everyone has enough comments since they don't put a dead body on a fucking thumbnail.

A actual dead person on a thumbnail, but you could put a dummy on a thumbnail, obviously. Because even the amount of true crime videos that are out there, which there are thousands upon thousands, not a single one of them are putting dead bodies on the thumbnail because they're not fucking stupid. You will get demonetized if you put death on your thumbnail. So you put a dummy on there.

And then you just blur it as if it's like, like it's so fucking obvious. And so I know some people want to be like, oh, but they're dumb. And I'm like, but they're pranksters though. Yeah. And the amount of people that go to that forest to find dead bodies and never find anything. And then one of the biggest prankster YouTubers in the world just happens to find one. I'm like, all right, come on, guys. Can we be a little bit smarter, please?

I also think Jake Paul is the obviously stupider one. He's definitely. Like, if it was Jake Paul, I actually would think there would be a little bit more of an argument. I actually agree with that. I agree with that. I agree. Go ahead. But yeah, Logan, I think is just a little dim.

But he's not dumb like Jake, but like Jake Paul is fucking straight up retarded. He's really stupid. And Logan Paul has proven historical. now that he's much more sinister because Jake Paul just went into boxing and he's just being stupid over there. He just did the MMA event or whatever on Netflix. Meanwhile, Logan Paul has done scam after scam and like he's you can see how different they are as far as like devious intent. So like you have to think in retrospect. It's not it. You can't put it back. I just think that was kind of like a in a cultural event that people hated him so much.

much that they didn't see the forest for the trees, you know, which is, you know, interesting talking about a fucking forest. Anyway, point being, my entire point was that

I want people to do the due diligence with the suicidus. I want people to look into it. And it ain't going to be me. I'm not a fucking journalist. I don't give it. I don't care enough about that. No, I get it.

Yeah. That would, that would be good. Let's see. Suicist. That's awesome. Suisse. Let's see.

Oh, thick, juicy burger road. And he says, sup hose. In episode 409, Derek brought up how bad Red Bull is for you and how there are better alternatives. Working the night shift, I lean on that shit to carry me through. What better stuff would you recommend? Stay wet, guys. Oh, it's interesting.

You're actually like authentic rhinons. Well, I don't know anything about, I got to be real. I don't know anything. Like, I, I really went ham on Red Bull, like, when I first got out here. Because we, like, survived on it for our road trip here, me and Jalen. Right. And then I think at some point, Jaylen or another friend of ours was dating a girl who worked at, like,

at like a higher up level at Red Bull. So we would just get free Red Bull. So we had a fridge full of like free Red Bull. And that was like a default. That was our, whenever we were thirsty, we would drink a Red Bull for like a while for like a good like couple months. And that was like not.

I'm sure I made a lot of videos. But like that was not fantastic. And I haven't really. delved in. I've still, to this day, I've never had like a monster or anything like that. Like I just, I'm not really an energy guy. Energy drink guy. But yeah, what would, uh, if someone's looking to replace Red Bull. So I think this is going to be the, the hard part because, um, a lot of people, say, for example, if you're a smoker, you're not necessarily looking to replace the nicotine because you can get nicotine anywhere. It's very easy to get nicotine. You like the act of smoking.

and that's the hardest part to replace. So I think for drinking energy drinks is the same fucking thing, where it's going to be hard to replace that feeling of cracking open the can. And there's a certain type of flavor that a lot of energy drinks have. So that's going to be the hardest part for it. Because if someone's just like, oh, I just need energy and focus, well, I can offer you a billion things. What I would really say you should do is get a pre-workout.

You don't have to take the entire fucking scoop, because a lot of them now have way too much caffeine. But some people are actually maybe really tolerant to caffeine. Like I know Jordan, you said he drinks like a thousand fucking energy drinks throughout the day or something. His heart's going to explode. But like I have like an energy drink that has like, sorry,

I have like a tub of pre-workout and it has like 30 servings of it. But it lasts me way longer because I only need like say maybe 100 milligrams, 150 milligrams of caffeine. And it usually has like say 200 or 300 milligrams per scoop. And I just make a little drink. I make a little drink. mixing water, mixing something with a little bit of whatever, and usually they have no sugar in it and so like that,

you know, which is important for me, since I'm already fat. But, like, I know there's zero sugar, uh, inner drinks and all that stuff, but also, um, I stay away from carbonated drinks because over time that kind of, that tears up your fucking stomach a little bit. And it's, uh, it's, it's not great on your stomach. So it's just other, it's other little things you want to keep, uh,

but I guess mainly what you're looking for is just caffeine. A lot of people will use Tarin that's in a lot of energy drinks Because it's supposed to Help like what is the what's the word I'm looking for Um Beat the crash that you can get from them Having a lot of sugar in and uh

And like caffeine intake stuff like that But I would just say like I One of my favorite I don't want I'm not I'm not gonna I was gonna say like I'm not gonna shout out any brands They're not paying me any fucking money but there's a there's a lot of brands out there that maybe off like if you want to message me i can tell you like some of my favorite brands of um that or i just like a little bit of like say say this like the vh so this just has like 70 milligrams of caffeine it's perfect for me it's like a cup of coffee you know um and it just has a little bit of actual juice in it some bullshit barely any fucking sugar in it i just like that as an alternative to any drinks

there's a lot of stuff in there's a little harsh as all like yeah yeah i just it's coffee Coffee is great. Coffee. Coffee. I've been drinking, I've been drinking, like water with creatine in it. Creatine. That's supposed to kind of help. It's like, it's a different type of thing. It's like just supposed to help with fatigue as far as I understand. As far as I understand. As long as you keep relatively active. But I don't know. It's, it is for you. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. It's, it's, it's, it's the whole experience. It's why. can still exist. You know, there's still a, after all these years, after decades of there's not been something. They've even had a, for a while,

they were trying to replace them with a resellable twist off things. There was, they started to have those luna things. They're gone. They didn't last at all. Like that is, is surprising to me.

Yeah, though, to be honest, because like I think, like, I understand that there's got to be, because sometimes, especially with, I guess there's not really that many cans that are like that.

Usually cans are small and like really single. Like you're not holding onto a can for a while. But these like, because I drink Arizona's and like these last, these are so tall. Yeah. Where I'm like, sometimes I'll drink half of it and I'm just like,

I just want to put this away. Right. You know? And like I actually bought like covers for it. Because I drink them, I drink them often enough where I'm like, I might as well save. like use these and they work pretty well

and I'm just like this is kind of good but I guess there's just not really many cans that are that big you know people usually crack open a can they scarf it down and they they toss it there's no real need for it um relative but yeah I don't know yeah

I also say if you feel you know if you feel fine uh I would say if you feel fine drinking energy drinks especially if you have zero sugar I feel like zero sugar is like the way to go don't just listen to me anecdotally in a way that because I think there are some people who are just built different and they can handle energy drinks unlike my bitch ass after a while like I feel like my heart I feel like my heart condition was because I was drinking these venom ones that were a dollar a can they fucking destroyed me Jesus fucking yeah don't don't drink a fucking energy drinks that are a dollar like that's I think that's where I made my man mistake you know what i mean jordan jordan jordan's a red bull jordan well jordan's not a red bull guy but

as far as i know but he's he's an energy drink guy it's crazy we were like me and jordan we went to uh do you know those um so do you know those uh oh my god uh the soapbox races yes where they make the shitty cars and they like race them down yeah we went to one of those and we saw a dude a tree that was clearly it had like the tree rust on it. He was climbing it and then like red powder flew off the and everybody was like hey that's gonna

that's gonna break man because he was trying to get a better view of the cards or whatever and everybody was saying it's like hey get off that dude and he kept going by the way not light not light enough to be climbing a tree I can already envision him

I don't want to say he's yeah he's not fat but he ain't he's he's he's not working with like the best material yeah and he's climbing this tree and it's a really big branch it's like maybe this this this it's like a separate trunk basically from from from the from the diversion and it's like probably like this thick and maybe like fucking 10 15 feet long up in the air he cracks it off it breaks it breaks it breaks hits these people on the sidewalk and they're like, hey, yo, what the fuck?

And some, and I'm not even exaggerating some like six foot eight female cop walks over. What the fuck are you doing? Drags him off. We never saw him again. But that was, but like the reason I bring it up is because like the Red Bull sponsors those things.

And I don't really know why. They were giving out these, they're giving out these like weird free red bowls. No water. The free Red Bull. Jordan did send me a, of, video of the

because he knows how Jojo and I are a big fan of the Fast and Furious franchise at least when it got shitty The Dominic Torretto with his head flying on it was a big A big family fucking soapbox racer I thought that was pretty cool

Yeah that is a There were several of those for some reason For whatever reason There were like three Fast and Furious Box cars Which by the way I guess makes sense because it is like a racing event.

I guess like what else would be that? Like you're not going to see like, I don't know, Assassin's Creed. You know? That would be fucking crazy. That would be fucking cool. It made me want to do it.

Like I was looking at it. I was like, this is kind of cool. Like it would be fun to put together like some bullshit fake car and like crash into fake shit. Sure. But I don't got that kind of time. Or space.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a big one. I just know that I would like I'd be like all right let me build I'll like my living room I'll clear my living room out to build this thing and then I'll finish it and then I'll realize I can't get it through the door. You know what I mean? Like that's the type of thing that would happen. Right. You're like oh great.

Yeah. Walmart brand wrote in says in a just world Kevin O'Leary would have would have to prove his worth to humanity in a cage match with a fully grown American grizzly. what billionaire slash animal cage matches would you set up i mean i don't know all of them realistically i just uh all yeah all of them like if you got hundreds of billions of dollars like uh you go in the cage but um or hundreds of billions of dollars i just said or even billions like what the fuck but kevin o'leary do you know about you know this guy right like he's the shark tank guy he's mr wonderful uh-huh um he's the bald guy that everybody hates on that show.

So he's trying to pass this data center, I think in Utah, where he wants, I think, 40,000 acres of untaxed land to build a fucking data center. By the way, 40,000 acres is, I want to be very clear about this. Manhattan is 15,000. So he wants two and a half Manhattan's, essentially, of all. untaxed tax exempt land in the middle of Utah

to build an AI fucking data center so that you can I don't know generate two million sneakers O'Toole videos in like three seconds like I just don't like I don't I don't know man I don't know fuck that guy

I fuck all of them I uh you see a lot of these freaks always coming out and saying like the people just don't understand they just don't understand they just don't understand. They're just like fucking cavemen. They just, they're so, I'm like, you don't get it.

Don't, don't you want to make your life worse so that people in China don't win? The AI race is like, I don't give a shit about the people in China. Yeah, like, well, that has nothing to do with me. And, uh, you clearly just want to make much more passive income. That is your. Yeah, yeah. The idea that it's like, I want America to win. It's like, you don't give a fuck.

you first of all, you don't care about this country at all. If you did, you wouldn't let half this shit happen. Right. Second of all, no. What the fuck are you talking about? It's clearly to just make money. The thing to me is just like, when is it enough, dude? Like, I just don't understand.

Like, if I had the amount of money that Kevin O'Leary had, I would probably just be making, like, I don't know, art or something. I'd be, like, making movies or, like, just like, I don't know. Or maybe doing fucking nothing. Maybe, like, philanthropy, maybe. Like, the idea that it's just like, I need more of it. give me 40,000 acres of untaxed land, please. Yeah. That's going to use more electricity than fucking the entire state combined.

Untax. I can't stand these people. Untaxed it was the thing that pissed me off. I'm like, if you want to buy 40,000 acres, I also think that's fucking that's shitty and dumb. But at least, I don't know, at least it's fucking, at least you pay property, you know, like, it's something. Yeah.

It's just so excited. Tax exempt? Fuck you. They have so much fucking money. They're such welfare queens. It's insane. Really? Whatever.

It's like whatever. I'm just going to get, I'm just going to get fucking furious. What a cunt. But like, yeah, I would put every billionaire in a cage. It would be great. I'd love it. I think it should be, I think it should be like,

I think the real skill in becoming wealthy is actually, in order to remain wealthy, you have to make under a billion dollars. and I think it should be under a billion dollars. And I think it should be like a game of skill where it's like if you're really like a gambling man or if you're like really kind of like, you know, I don't know, you're an adrenaline junkie. Maybe you could try to be like, all right, you know what? I'm going to make like $990 million. You know, and then I'm going to try and see how close I can get. But then the second you hit a billion, killed.

killed instant firing squad instant and like and then all of your stuff is like seized and redirected to I don't know healthcare or something like I really

I don't mind you being filthy rich I don't mind people being astoundingly rich like I think it's great that people can do that but like billions like no one's worked for a billion dollars like no one's worked hard enough

to justify a billion dollars like nobody nope not Steve Jobs not the inventor of penicillin like there's not a single a billion is such an insane number that I just don't think people really understand it

they don't think about it and so they think it's just like oh it's just like it's like a million and two you know it's like no I've uh I've asked I've broken it down like that uh to just say like oh you donate

donate fucking uh 95% of a billion and I'm like bro you still have 50 million fucking dollars you still a 50 million dollars left over if you donate 95% of your wealth if you had a billion. Like, you see like,

like 50 million is so much money. Like what you think about like, it's so much 50 million. It is more money than any sane person could ever find reasons to use. Yeah. And I'm like, and these niggas are like, oh man,

I'm trying to pile on billions and I'm like, fuck you, dude. Fuck you. It's so crazy. It is. It's insane. Because I think, what is it?

Like a million. What is, what was the math on it? I think the math on it was that, like, I think a million seconds is like, I think two weeks. And then a billion seconds is 31 years. Yeah, something like that. It's some fucking crazy fact that I just remember being like, oh, no, a billion is so stupid. That's insane. Like, I hate it.

I hate it so much. Fuck them. Fuck a boy What is this? Fuck a ball. Heyon drowns one half of every animal on earth. Oh, is that Noah? Reverse Noah?

Hey on. He drowns half of every animal on earth. Heyon, that's great. Sege fucking killed me, dude. I was so happy with... Seize was fun. That was pretty good. That image you put at the end of the episode with him.

No, with the, Jesus, with the reverse, with the reverse, Udo is awesome. Oh, God. God bless. God bless Hayon. But he's a sup, Chris, Derek, and the hostas that's temporarily replacing Sweeney. What's your favorite crackhead theories from any media? I find it more hilarious to believe that the world of Mad Max is only comprised of Australia, and the rest of the world is totally normal.

There's no evidence that there's no evidence. to the contrary. I think about that a lot with like, like, well, I guess with not, um,

what's the zombie movie? That, uh, 28 days, but they kind of answered that in, um, in, 28 years,

because that's in the UK. And everything's still kind of fucky and weird. But like, I, I like to imagine that like, oh, yeah, it's just the US going through this.

And everybody else is just like, man, that's crazy. Yeah. Pretty wild. The same way that we treat. like Gaza or something. Right.

Or it's just like, damn, it's crazy that we're not doing anything about the U.S. zombie thing. Go to five guys, I guess. Basically. Basically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, I do like the mad back.

It feels like it, it, Australia could possibly turn into that just, I feel like there's something cooking in like how most of it is like uninhabited, essentially. It's like something's brewing over there to where just mad max is going to just happen out of nowhere. My, my feeling or my, my idea, I have a great idea, I think. And it's the Matrix, but it keeps going. What do you mean? So the, so Neo unplugs from the Matrix and he's in this world or whatever. but the aliens that control that world are also in a matrix of their own.

And then it keeps getting, it's almost like computer inception kind of. Yeah. Or like it just kind of keeps going until you get to a place where it's just like, I don't even know, so it's like pig men, you know, or some, or some like obnoxious, like some weird fucking garbage looking creature. Right. that's my theory is that there's like an infinite number of matrices I mean at this point I'm I'm ready to believe anything I just

the only thing that gives me any type of like hey something weird could be going on is people who kind of generate their own luck because I'm like yeah what is that there's got to be something to that but you also have to actually believe in it for it to really work because clearly like I don't believe in it so it doesn't right you have to you really do have to just like have faith yeah and like a really and you have to have like really like being just completely doubtless like you have to be too stupid to even consider that there's doubt right right and then it'll work for you and then exactly that but if you're even remotely smart then you're fucked you you're you're I mean you if you are not a complete

moron you suffer because I have conversations with jojo all the time like imagine just being so fucking dumb and thinking right now that shit is going well in the U.S. I know. It's fucking crazy. That's got to be fun. Like you're like, bro, like their president's killing it. Killing all the terrorists, man. Oh, the gas ain't so bad.

It's only temporary. You know, like you're having a good fucking time. It's good that everybody's switching to the Chinese currency as the reserve currency. It's cool. They're definitely not thinking of that. That's not like, that's too much. thought process to even

know what a reserve currency is. Yeah. It didn't get that far, dude. They get that deep. It just must be fun. Like, I do envy on some level, that level of just ineptitude.

Because it just seems easy. It seems fun. Yeah. It just seems like such a quiet headspace to inhabit. Not a single doubt. It's good, man.

Man, it's, it, I, envious is, is for sure because I, I don't like being frustrated. Like, whatever. I just want to, like, chill and play video games and then, oh, something pops up on my feed about, there's something infuriating once again pops up my feed that would never show up if I was like some country bumpkin, you know? It would just be somebody talking about, you know, playing football and cooking fish. And then I'd be like, that's right. That's right. And, and.

That's right. then I'd go back to beating the piss out of my wife because my dinner's a little bit cold, you know? Yeah. And then I like that. That's it. Is this a Hispanic dish? And it's like, it's like, you know those action figures that would have like the, the spring loaded actions? Yeah.

Oh, man. You hear like the clicking as he's like winding. this. The, um, yeah, bro. I don't know. It's just, uh, I don't know. I can't. I'm just getting sad thinking about it.

Yeah. Go-go inspector faggot. Nice. Inspector faggot ridden. He says, what's popping my favorite minorities? This is a question for Derek primarily. Why, why are you excluding me? I could answer this question.

I've been trying to get into the NBA recent. Never mind. stupid I've tried to get into the NBA recently and actually and I'm actually enjoying it however I have no idea how to pick a team I have no loyalty to a particular city or state so my question is this how the hell do I pick a team to support

fuck you swine yeah fuck you loser that's an interesting question and I have actually have an answer for that all it takes is you just need to stick around enough to watch, just watch enough games and different, different games, right, to where you're going to fall in love with an organization. There's going to be a culture a lot of times. There's going to be, sometimes it just might even take, like, oh, I really like these players or this one particular player.

And you kind of land there and say for like right now, right now is the best time. you're new to the NBA. Because the NBA has been kind of like, kind of going downhill a little bit. But right now they got this guy, Victor Wimanjama, who's a fucking, and the other call him the alien,

he's freak seven, five, huge wingspan, fucking amazing. One of the best games I've ever seen since I was, since I was like, man,

I don't know, a decade or so. I'm talking like probably like 2016ish or something like that. One of the best games. Thunder versus the Spurs. Double overtime. Fucking incredible game. I couldn't believe how good.

It was like this is crazy. This is a great time. Being a fan of Victor Wimb and Yama, being a fan of the Spurs, actually, great organization. They're all young, seeing what happens with these dudes. That's a great team to really pay attention to.

And then right now, a lot of times this doesn't happen. There's villains. They actually have villains right now. Like the OKC Thunder are fucking villains right now. There's favoritism. with the NBA, there's a lot of the players in there, they're super dirty. The MVP, everyone fucking hates them in SGA.

Like, it's a great time. What do you mean they're dirty? Like, they're like covered in mud when they go out on the, on the court? I wish it was that because they just filled in the old shower, which would be an advantage, actually. You could, yeah, you know, absolutely. You can see, they haven't showered so, for so long that you can actually see the smell. You see the stink lines.

You see the green waves They walk in and it's just like a green cloud That's so good That would actually be great Yeah they're just cheap They're dirty fucking players A lot of people are dirty But as a as collectively

They've been playing really fucking dirty And And I'm not gonna get into all their bullshit But right now I'm just saying Right now is a great team Do not All I say is if you want to be a part of the cookout if you want to be invited to games and watch stuff at a bar or pub or something,

don't be an OKC fan because everybody hates them. They're bad for the NBA. The only people that like them are OKC fans for obvious reasons, you know, because they're really dominant. And they are really good. It's a shame that they're so dirty a lot of times because they don't fucking need to be. Do they cheat? Do they cheat a lot?

They do a lot of so they play defense extremely rough in ways that's usually only allowed in this type of the playoffs, but they do it all season. And the refs will give them a lot of favorable calls, especially the MVP, his name's Shay Gildish Alexander or SGA. They give him a lot of favorable calls. They'll miss a lot of his dirty plays.

Like right now, just the highlights of what happened with this latest game, this guy named Chet Holmgren, that, you know, stepping on Wimbunyama's foot, holding him, fucking, you'll just see stuff like this, fucking SGA.

popping the ball with a big needle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Replacing it with a beach ball at the last second, you know, like so. It's just like, there's a lot of stuff. Don't get wrong. A lot of players do a lot of dirty shit. It's just more. It's just on average more.

It's on average more. You'll see the difference when people are playing that team, the Oklahoma City Thunder. And it's very infuriating because people just want it to be called. if you're going to let people be dirty, let them be dirty. It's like that. Just pick a lane. Have it all be clean or have it all be dirty. Don't fucking give them favorable calls.

But it just feels like the NBA has an agenda. There's been a lot of parody, not parody, but parity. To where in like the last seven or eight years, nobody's repeated winning. So it almost feels like they want the OKC Thunder to repeat because it'll give it like more prestige. look at these guys. They're building a dynasty and shit. So it feels like they could be doing some stuff to make it more favorable calls, whatever.

Anyway, just back to what the guy was saying, ending it there. Perfect time to watch. Just keep watching. You're going to fall in love with how some people play because I love the Knicks organization, even though I'm an L.A. Laker guy. I've been since I was a kid.

But I've always loved and paid attention to what was happening with the Nix. I loved when Carmelo was over there. I'm loving what's happening. I love Jalen Brunson. He's what he's, I love, I think he's so fucking good. And,

um, I love Conthony Towns and how fucking fruity he is. He's like such a queen. Um, they got some characters over there. O. G. An Anobie.

Uh, this British guy that sometimes sucks, but he's good. Triple triple. Yeah. He's just like, his names is a guigwegoi. Aguega Ananobi.

The most African sounding, but you know, he grew up in, um, Britland. And so it's like, Ew. But, uh, my name, my name, my name's guai, I love guai, but they call them OG because

his first letter start with OG. So it's just easier to just call them. Yeah, it's a way easier. But, um, yeah, watch, uh, same thing. I, I, I'm a New York Giants fan. Of course, I grew up watching the fucking Raiders and stuff with my mom, but I love the fucking Giants organization. Fucking manning in them.

When they beat the fucking, the Patriots in 2008, when the Patriots were going to go for their undefeated season, I know. nearly bust into my pants. That was one of the... That was one of the few football games that I watched. Oh, actually. It was a good one. Wild card team that had no business winning.

That's what they say any given Sunday. I love that shit, dude. God, that was so good. I fucking hate Tom... I hate the Patriots. I don't really hate Tom Brady. He's weird. Fucking making out with a son and shit.

You know? He's weird. Like, weird as fuck. I forgot. I forgot that he did that. I forgot that he did that. I forgot that he did that. He's weird. that he tongue kisses his son every Christmas.

Fucking freak. That's so weird. I feel so bad for that kid. I know he didn't know. Because he was like, even when he was getting older, I remember there was a Tom Brady is like sitting on, he's laying down on like a massage bench or something.

He's getting worked on. And his son's talking to him and his son's walking away. And he's like, hey, you know, Tom Brady calls out his son like, hey, do you forget something?

I'm paraphrasing whatever. And the son like reluctantly kissed him on the mouth. And I'm just like, your son clearly is not into this shit, dude. Like, he's so, I'm sure he's seen plenty of stuff online about how weird this shit is. And like, still as a teenager, he was sitting on his fucking lap in one thing. Like, I think they were sitting by the pool. And I was like, this is crazy, dude. I get it. You love your son, but also protect your son's image because it sucks. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? There's going to be so many interviews with that kid. Right. At a certain point. It's just like, what the fuck was?

that of that? Exactly. Like, why are you making passionately making out with your dad for seven straight minutes? For seven straight minutes. Eyes closed, no breaks. Was it, was it me,

Kenyon? Did he make? Probably. I think he made a video about that. That sounds like something you would do. Third time. Third time's the charm. We were just talking about how shit this service is. Or how shit it's gotten, I should say. Yeah.

Can you hear me okay? Yeah, you're good. I think you're not crackling anymore. Yeah, there's no crackling. I don't know, whatever. Let's just hope we get through this. Yeah, we're going to do two more questions, and then we're going to get to the names,

primarily because I just don't know how much longer this is going to fucking hold. Right. It'll be a miracle if we end up with all this video. But King Pissard and the Jizzard Glizzard wrote it. He says, what's up, Sapiens? Over the past few years, my mom has become chronically addicted to Twitter. It's gotten to the point where she'll call me and tell me she's talking to a celebrity when she just commented on a post. Or will send me a post she thinks this footage of ice shooting people that was obviously an AI video posted by a Russian bot.

Have any of you watched someone slowly fall into a delusional reality due to social media? thanks for the hucks not personally and not close up for me like most of the people that I know in real life are thankfully like relatively well adjusted there are people who spend more time on their phones than I would like them to but like not I mean I

do that also so it's not like to to a to that degree where you think you have a personal relationship with a celebrity because you comment on their fucking post right it's kind of intense but um no it's sad man

Yeah, I definitely, yeah, it is, it's interesting to see older people get sucked into that. I don't, my mom's terrible technology, so she would be the only person that I would even, it could be a reference, but no, she's, no, she's not at all. She's so not an online person. That's, it's just, it's weird to, because I guess scams and weird stuff has been around a long time. it's still weird to like not have any precautions about that like you just step on you're like oh man uh fucking brad pitt just replied to me and i'm like what why why would he be on twitter fucking replying to random people you know like why would he be on there it is crazy it's funny because they used to be they kind of used to do that way back at the attitude i mean like way way back in o nine

like it used to be like you could have kind of a rapport with celebrities if you tweeted enough. You are right. And, uh, because there just wasn't that many people, but like now it's like, no, man, they got people doing that for them. Or, uh, if they're doing it at all. A lot of people have just stopped using it. So like, I don't know, bro. It is sad to see people like fall down those rabbit holes though. Uh, I don't know, I don't know if I have anything like specific or like, or anything close to home. I know I have some friends who I knew kind of from high school who have since gone kind of crazy. But they were never like

like my parents didn't know their names. You know what I mean? They were that kind of friends. Like, oh yeah, we go to school and maybe we're connected through some of my friends who I actually care about. Right. But like, I mean, I could take you or leave you, quite frankly. And it looks like I made the right choice in most of those cases

because like, holy fuck, bro. I don't know how you go from an atheist to being like a mega Christian. Like, that's fucking, that's, uh, I, I've, I've heard about stuff like that happening. I've seen it online other people, but no, no one personally. But yeah, that's, that's, I just wonder, I'm like, what did you do or what happened to you for you to get to that point? A lot of times that, that's my initial thought. Because I'm like, come on, you, you, you had enough sense to not fall into this shit.

So how did it happen? I want to know what happened. Like a, like a friend of my, uh, getting addicted to. drugs and then that led him to um i think christ for like a couple of years and then he kind of defaulted to being like oh i'm better now and uh i don't really need this anymore you know yeah yeah there was like that i've overdosed on christ they can't do it anymore the uh what was i gonna say oh fuck it reminded me of something ah damn it i had it that suck that's so errant that pisses me off because it's just like how close am I to dementia really?

You know, if that can happen to me. I don't sleep enough. I'm fucked. Yeah, I'm definitely fucked. I went to sleep at fucking 5 a.m. Yeah. Not even doing anything. I wasn't even doing anything.

I think it was like scroll. Well, I guess I was kind of like listening to our podcast and like looking for clips. But I didn't find any. I just ended up going to sleep at 6 a.m. for no reason. Yeah. But, damn, that's going to bother the hell out of me. Oh, I remember, I was, we were mentioning, because I mentioned atheist to, to a Maga Christian. And it reminded me of that I stumbled across, I stumbled across the amazing atheist on like TikTok or Instagram.

I saw him on Instagram. Recently, he was doing like some, and he has this like mini series where he just like scrutinizes the fuck out of like Disney movies like old Disney movies like Aladdin I saw the the Aladdin and they're really like I was watching it was like I it was like weird because I felt like a wave of nostalgia over

me because I was just like oh he this is entertaining like it's a really entertaining fucking video I'm going into how like the genie is a scumbag piece of shit and he doesn't actually grant the wishes I'm insane that for years man I was just like I never thought about it I Aladdin was like I like

the songs from Aladdin, but like the movie itself, I never really glammed on to you. I would always like fast forward to the songs. Oh, it was never like my favorite movie. But like, I was like, oh yeah, he just sort of dresses him up as a prince. Yeah. No actual titles. Didn't give him a kingdom. He didn't do fucking shit.

Yeah, and then Jafar becomes the site. And then Jafar gets to be a real Sultan. He fucking. I never, I never, it never crossed my mind. Granted, I haven't seen those movies in. I probably I unironically probably haven't watched Aladdin, Moulon or

Little Merva or any of those movies really probably since 2001 maybe like latest. I maybe watched those like a lot in the late 90s. So it's been fucking forever. So like that the intricacies of that I kind of forgot about but like yeah that's what a cunt.

The big time I it's one of those few times where if someone may and I'm sure there's video essays out there. If they were specifically talking about, oh, I think the genie spitefully did this because of how he got tricked in the cave. Like he liked to break him out. To break him out, it's like, oh, I bet you can't even do this. And then he breaks him out. And he's like, well, that's your first wish. It's like, I never wish for that. And because of that, he's like, all right, bitch, I'll show you. Because so he wasted on that fucking prince thing, didn't actually make him a prince.

He saves his life. And then that's somehow, literally again, he did not wish for his life to be saved, but that counted as a fucking wish. In the way that I'm like, but it didn't count in the cave. I've always thought that. But that's me like just I've just watched the movie. And the kid, I was a, I was a, I thought a lot. I was a critical thing here as a kid and probably to people's annoyance, you know, of bringing shit up when people just want to enjoy something.

And I'm like, what about this? Why this? And I guess I still do the same fucking thing, right? But, yeah, I, I love that. I love that it's being pointed out because I was like, no, no, no, no. Let's not look past this. This dude's fucked up for sure. Yeah.

I forgot how much I liked his delivery. Yeah. Yeah. Like when he's making videos like that. I was like, this is really interesting. Shout out to the amazing atheist. Banana video notwithstanding.

He has, he changed it. So he's been having like identity crises. Because he changed his channel to T.J. Kirk at one point. And then I guess it just then he changed it back to the amazing atheist. But now it's called something like, I think it's into the fray. Same channel.

Oh yeah. It's just now into the fray. And I've caught a couple of videos from it. And I'm like, It's relatively the same content he's always made. And then he was beefing with this guy. Man, I've been watching this guy, Dark Matter 25, 25 since like 20. Oh my God.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the cartoon angel guy, right? Yes. Yeah. And so now. He actually would be sometimes on Twitter, I think. Like, yeah, I watched him forever ago.

Right. Yeah. So, damn, like 16 years now. And then there's a. Huh? They were beefing? Apparently. Well, it was technically,

Dark Matter responded to Amazing Atheist's response. So I can't remember the context of it. It was something I had to do about morality of punishment or something like that. I can't remember. Sure. Dark Matter made his video. And he just does videos of just like rants or whatever. I don't even think they're like they're like he's reading off a script. I think he's kind of going off the dome,

which I respect and not what I pictured him to look like he's a very large man with a big beard like he looks like cute like he'd beat the shit out of you

I never even thought of it like because I yeah I'd never saw I've never seen his face right I never he so if you go on his channel I didn't know he started showing his face oh yeah he's been showing it

for a few years now and I was like Jesus Christ he's huge like he's like not only is he like he's like very progressive but he'll beat the piss out of you into submission to be like

you fucking better be aggressive, you know? But yeah, yeah. So they had a little back and forth about that. And I thought it was really interesting. I'm like, wow, look at these fucking atheist relics. Fucking just, I once had an interaction with him and I was a little of Dark Matter 25, 25. You see him? Oh, my God.

Yeah, right. What the fuck is like some create, get this guy to play Cratos. Exactly. What the fuck? This guy's just, the idea that there's like some Cranos motherfucker making, making, atheist cartoons is hysterical to me. That's insane. What the hell?

I'm fucking flummoxed by this. He looks more like Cratos than the guy who's playing Cratos. He's playing on that guy from fucking Sons of Anarchy and remember the Titans and shit. I mean, I'm not laughing at him because he looks gross. I'm just so surprised. Never would have guessed you would like that. He sounds like somebody who's bigger, but like this is just not what I expected. Yeah.

At all. I didn't, yeah, I didn't, yeah, it definitely not. I would, I would never think of somebody, anyone who was making secular content, he's the only person that looks like that. Like, yeah, I mean, you could say, uh, Matt Dellaunty from the atheist experience is bald and white, but Matt Dillhunting is white is fat and doughy. He doesn't like, yeah, this guy looks like he can bench like three plates easily, like 350 pounds easily. Like, he's like, Yeah, yeah, that's cake work. Matt Dillanthi's the kind of guy you could poke in his tummy and he goes,

Ha-ha. You know, he's not exactly a titan. Yeah, he would giggle and then also explain to you why that was a very Christian move of you or something. I don't know. Oh, man. I used to. I forgot what we were talking about. I don't remember how I go.

Oh, because Amazing An atheist is his Instagram content. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I saw that and then yeah he's still doing his thing I I mean it's it's cool seeing some people the relics still doing their thing because you know I'm sure not like there's that I try but like it's been a minute I've made a I'm not like I haven't officially stopped but it just takes me fucking forever the the the uh it's funny though because I think about like some of the stuff like the like I was watching a video recently like in the last like couple days this is

guy kiddickr is he makes like video game content it's like primarily around playstation he's like this british guy really sweet guy really nice guy but it's funny because he makes these really long videos they're like maybe like some of them are two hours and it's just like really highly edited it's really like work wise i'm like that's fucking insane that you're doing all that but every now and again i'll like i'll have it on in the background because they're so long and i'll catch something and i'm like it'll be like a reference to like our days where like do you guys like he said something particularly like where he's like I forget what game he's playing I think he's like playing a Rugrats gamer so he's talking about the Rugrats PS1 game and how like fucking weird it is I could be wrong on the specifics of it but he's talking about like and you play as a baby you didn't ask for this you you didn't choose this and there it is and I remember they're like that's the fucking extra credits that extra credits like what you they made you play as Nazis that That, damn, you unlock some shit for me.

And I was, I heard that. And I was like, there's no way that's, there's no way that's like you're a fan of extra credits. You know what I mean? Like, you definitely heard that and laughed because it was so insane. But I was like, I haven't, but it was just the delivery of it and the words. I was like, you didn't ask for this. You didn't choose this. And there it is.

That's funny. I'm like, oh my God. What a deep cut, bro. What a deep cut. Yes, it is. I, wow. Like that, that unlocks some. ship for sure.

I made a video response about that video when we were in Vegas. Oh. That was the video I made in Vegas when we were when we had that hotel room. Right. I think we had two videos. We both made videos in that in that room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mine was the little mermaid.

It was a little mermaid one. Right, right. People were all mad about it. Man, I just remember, I remember that stretch of time like 2017, 2019 or whatever the fuck however in that era of just like oh this shit is so thoroughly milked like people like the stuff that people were complaining about i was like god damn cares are you gonna watch that movie why are you fucking complaining about it yeah even back then it was like it was getting a really old hat and just like what do we what the fuck is this like who gives you shit

my tipping point there was two things there was the batwoman c w show that I had no interest in watching and seeing people like complaining about it. I'm like, okay. And then there was people complaining about MK 11. And they were talking about his jacks in his ending. He uses the word woke. And I was like, oh, a like 40-something year old black man says woke. Weird.

I never thought that. Like it was so, I was like, why are you guys complaining about this? It was crazy. I was like, dude, this is over. Like you guys, the SJWs are gone. they retreated to whatever the fuck and then you guys are just finding anything to bitch about it was like this is so fucking lame

it is really fucking it is funny like some of the I know bullshit to me was like that was the one that I remember like he made a video he made a video I wish I could find it I think I don't know if it's still on his show I don't even know if his channel is still up or whatever or like maybe people have archived

that video but there's a video where he talks about Peter Dinklage being a giant midget in fucking end game and how it's like forced diversity to have a giant midget and I was just like I'm fucking losing my mind

I can't fucking do it like what are we doing It's still so funny That's funny But he meant it Like that's the thing It was sincere Like you could tell it was like

People weren't being ironic And so like To sit there It's just I remember him just falling asleep at VidCon and everybody taking photos of him and dotting him even though he was like going around and like saying he was dachshed even though he has a channel with his full fucking name on it. Beside no bullshit. He has is whatever the fuck his name is something Brooks or whatever. It was a channel. He's like you dogs me.

I'm like, fuck you. For saying that. I remember I remember getting really deep into a video that I made about it. I filmed it and everything. And I just remember like. Like, as I was editing it, editing it, I was like, am I just picking on a disabled person? Like, it felt that way.

I was just like, I don't know. Like, this guy might just be straight up mentally retarded. He might be retarded. I think he is. I had a good. No, it was just a bummer because I just remember like, this is funny, but it's so mean. Because I really couldn't stand him. I really like, I was like, I hate this guy, kind of.

like not like vivid hatred but like I was just like you are just everything wrong with like you hate what he stands everything that's happening right now like I hate what he represented yeah but then it got like it was so mean and he was so disabled then I was like I don't know I don't know yeah I regret it though like I really should have just made it because I don't know where that footage is I only have like the tail end of that that that original footage and like the audio is all fucked up so it's like at the end. So it's like all the bits are gone. Oh, damn it. That sucks. What if I could find that script somewhere?

That'd be cool if you still have it around somewhere. I'll do like a, what is it, a George Lucas special edition. Ah, yeah, there you go. Of that video that never came out. Yeah, there you go. But anyway, whatever, I hope we answered your question, whatever it was. I got the zero idea. I genuinely, I, I, earnestly, I have no recollection of what you asked. Yeah. I remember we were talking about the amazing

atheist, but I have no idea how it led to that. Your guess is as good as mine. We'll go one more question. I remember the name. It was like King Pissard, right? Oh, yeah, the chronically online thing. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know if we have any

particular examples, but good luck, man. It's annoying. to deal with. Keep a, keep, keep, keep reasoning with her, man. Get her, yeah, get her off that shit. Yeah. Um, let's see. What is this? Oh, that's something for Kingston. I'll wait, I'll wait for Kingston to get back. Mm. Uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, okay. Isaiah McLeaven. Well, this will this be the last one and then we'll get to, we'll get to the, uh, the names. Isaiah McLevin wrote in. He says, Hey, guys. Been watching since Nakey Jakey.

First time patron. It was a long ass time ago. What has been some of the best and worst parts of being podcasters full time? Thanks for reminding me of the Wastelands. That was my Xbox Live party chats with the homies. Keep Up the Good Work and Chris. Finger Derek while Kingston records. We're not going to do that.

That's pretty crazy. I'd prefer not to do that person. So we're just going to forego that end part. the best and worst part I feel like it's all the same which is just like we are our own bosses and that is both

that for me that's both the best and the worst part of it yes that's good because there's like really no um I don't know it's it's you have people like us

who are not like we're not like mathematically minded we're not like business minded we're like I would say like momentum and like creativity driven and so like it's the issue is that like we're not good at delegating time in a way that like a managerial person

would be or like a mathematical person would be or like a business minded person would be we're kind of like oh that's funny let's do it that's a good idea on like a whim yeah and it's not uh it's not the most uh what would you say it's not the most disciplined way to go about it and it's hard to to discipline yourself if there's like no real downside to not like there is downsides to it like we could be doing like way better and in many different categories but we're doing well and uh we're satisfied with that and maybe we shouldn't be maybe we should be a lot hungrier yeah there's certain and there's and to be fair there's like there's certain aspects where like i'm i'm hungry like i like i want to make things but it's like i think part of what makes this show

thrive is the looseness of it and the lack of preparedness and the fact that like a bit can kind of come out of nowhere completely on like if we scripted all of our bits like no one would give a shit you know what I mean it's the fact that like shit pops up out of nowhere and then suddenly

there's a eight minute animated cartoon about it that's like that's fucking cool that like somebody went into Blender and made fucking Batman decout yeah real big on a fucking whim

right And so it's tricky because I think, I don't know, I think in some ways the secret sauce is that nonchalance. But I do think there is a better balance that's difficult to find when everybody on the, when everybody involved is minded in the same, the same way. Yeah. That's what that's what I would say. I don't know what you would say. I think it's relatively the same. It's mostly that.

It's what you were just saying, especially about the. being our own bosses. That's, it's so easy to just kind of get a little lack of daysical or I don't know if that's what I'm actually looking for. Or just kind of like, when it comes to the, when it comes to the comedy aspect,

no, that's my favorite style of podcasts I listen to is, is that pretty much people pressing record and fucking around is what I prefer. It's the other stuff outside of it, the business aspect, or you talk about not having that business orientating. or driven person or organized person is very when you just have when you just have artists working together trying to run a business it's fucking silly but again we are satisfied because it still is

despite all of that shit it still has been growing consistently the show and that's why i think it's we've never done any like drastic leaps to do something else like uh we just talk about like leaving extra money on the table or we've talked about like oh maybe one of these days would be cool to do like a live show, but it's like, bro, we, we can't fucking do. We right now, ourselves cannot fucking do that. We would need somebody's help to do that. And it's stuff like that where I'm like, I actually, I love the, I love the idea of doing a live show. I fucking, I love the idea of having an excuse to travel, you know, like that, like shit like that. So it's just more of um i've been recently trying to um work on myself mentally and get myself out of that

loop where just everything every aspect of my life were my music my fitness the podcast it's just been uh well i'm fine like you know what i mean and i'm like but i don't really think that though i actually i'm like no i do want more i want to be in better shape i want to fucking put out some more I want to X, Y, Z. I want to, and so I've been trying to, like, hype myself and, like, I've been trying to work on that thing. And we actually, um, we're a little bit inside baseball. We, we, we, we talked recently about, uh, the podcast. Like, oh, let's, we're going to, we're going to try to, like, um, up the ante a little bit more.

And, uh, you see Chris, uh, putting out clips. He's, um, you know, um, I've actually behind the scenes been, I made some media kits so we can fucking, like, actually, I would love to get on a, a network. that's what we need. We need to get on something. And then that would really, if we wanted to ever do a live show, that's the way we would fucking do it to have somebody help set that shit up. So I've set the kits

together and I've just been trying to pitch ourselves and stuff like that. And I fucking hate doing this, but that's what it needs to be done. So, yeah, it's, it's, it's the really unglomerous parts of it. It's like, it's like doing taxes and doing the paperwork and all that crap. It's just like, it's the

worst shit. Like, I, if, like if I could live in the woods and not have to deal with any of that, I would. Like I'm not even exactly. I'm not even kidding. Like I hate it so deeply, like the tedium. But I do like being able to just make a stupid bit and like thousands of people think it's funny. I think that's cool. It is pretty crazy. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. I do. I do also, yeah, that too. The, um, appreciate. more about because I do kind of it's sometimes this

does feel like a job and I feel like that's fucking crazy like where I wanna I kind of want to take a step back back bro we like this is yeah what do yeah what do you come on yeah some dude just some dude just lost his toes you know like fucking

putting a fucking I don't know like a tire on a bicycle somehow like I don't even that's crazy but yeah I know what you mean yeah things always feel that way. Yeah.

So you get accustomed. 100. Yeah. Hey, thanks for being a new patron fucking been listening since the very fucking beginning. That's crazy. Yeah, that's basically like the first. That's earlier than the real beginning of the show. So that's a while back because I think Nakey, Jakey was, that was before we were doing weekly.

For sure, because I wasn't a part of it. We didn't start doing weekly until episode, I think, four or five or something. I don't know. That's when it really started to be like what this is. Yeah. But yeah, anyway, we're going to read, uh, we're going to read the names of our $25 and up patrons now. And we're going to get the fuck out of here. Sweeney will be back next time with his, uh, fucked up legs.

Yeah. And Honto virus or whatever. Yeah, he's going to bring a hantavirus to the studio, which is going to be swell and great. Interesting time to travel. I know. I'm sure it's fine. Should be. I'm a little, if he's sniffling or anything, I'm fucking, I'm like, no, I'm sorry.

I'm not even going to take any chances. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, certainly not. Especially because he's so tall that every time he sneezes is just going to rain down and everybody else he's shorter than him. Right, right. Like, I've noticed that if I get sick, no one else gets sick because I'm so short. That, like, I can't, even if I'm talking to them, like, I'm not coughing up into their fucking space. Right.

It's funny. Tall people just spitting all over us and cough on all over us, man. yeah they're like those mister they're like those misters at uh like the rent fare oh right yeah yeah yeah yeah that spray miss it's like here's fucking abola have a good one uh count me so oh did you see something oh no no no i just i used to renfair i saw fucking um matt mercer walking around that was pretty interesting oh yeah you of uh you catch glimpsonsons of of interesting people I was like, oh, I'm not this fucking guy. I saw, oddly enough,

a rate shot of electric content creator was there. Oh, funny. I thought that was funny because I'm like, what the fuck? As one of you guys are out here in the wild? That was wild. Yeah, I saw that theory at the Red Bull thing. Oh, man, she squirt on you?

No, but she was damp as fuck. I would ask. for a drink. I'm like, hey, you mind? Hey. Do you mind squirting in my face? I'd do a fucking complete stranger.

Like, before you even, before you even say like, I'm a big fan. Right. You know what I mean? Like before there's even an established tone to banter. Jesus Christ. I'm a DM her and see, let me see what happens. I'm going to ask her that. Yeah.

Let's just see what happens, you know. He just said no contact at all. And then just the DM will. The way he scored in my face. Will you score to my face? I'm married. I'm married. Yeah.

I love that. I love that. That's a good. I like that answer, actually. It's a, uh, or a question or whatever. Yeah, it's a good. It's a good. I'll find a well. Yeah.

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but they did kill Alia. What the fuck's going on? Did some... Okay, what's going on? Like, What happened with Alia? Did we even bring her up recently? I feel like we didn't.

If we did, I don't remember. I don't remember the last time we've talked about. I remember talking about maybe celebrity crushes and mentioning Aaliyah, but I don't remember that being anytime soon. Fucking, I don't know. Yeah, I feel like that was like fucking forever ago, I feel. Was there a documentary about or something?

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It wasn't like a Catholic themed game. I promise. At least I'm fairly certain. I don't remember any fucking. Did somebody share those like, hectic games or whatever? Yeah, yeah. There was like all sorts of shit.

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he's on stage with fucking visible stink line all over him. That would be great. I'd watch. I'd watch it. Asmond gold comes in like he's like he's smelling a pie. He's like hovering.

He's like, what is that? Is that B.O. feces and shit and caca and feces? Yong! He's floating and the roaches are floating over him, you know?

Is that stale roaches and piss that I smell? He's got the biggest fucking smile. Oh, God. It smells so bad that it's staining the ground. Yeah, there's like the cloud. It's like a snail trail, but like it's filled. Oh,

fuck, man. Is that the delicious smell of B.O. Piss and sweaty anus I smell? Hmm. Great. great so great I wish I could bottle this up and spray it all over me God help us

God help him right right Asian oh I read that already breaking news Amos he was beaten up by a Jujitsu Kaisen cosplay on an anime convention the video is amazing would Derek still love Jojo if she became a 12 year old but still had the same body what do you mean what

what what do you mean like she's mentally 12 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the body of like a 30 year old. So it's like one of those movies like but like in reverse because you know how they have like the freaky Friday or you know how like somebody older, 17 again, all those type of movies. Yeah, yeah. But this is like, oh, you're a kid inside the adult body or whatever. So she.

Yeah. That's no, that sucks. But still. That still sucks. But it's just her, but it's her, it's her brain reverting to 12, I guess. To 12, which. again, like, I would argue that it's, I would argue that it's, I think in both ways, socially and just, and just, just morally, it's not as bad as the other scenario. Sure.

But still, who in their right mind, other than like some Republican legislators who voted no to ban child marriage, which literally happened recently. I can't remember which state it was, but they banned child marriage and there was like a handful. full of them that were like, yeah. No. I'm like, I don't care what your reasoning is. You vote yes on that shit and then you try to amend the bill of whatever other stuff is

wrong with it. You don't just, you know, point being, no. No, you just don't, you don't want to,

you know, that's both scenarios suck, obviously. Yeah, well, I mean, neither of these things are ideal. Like,

I would feel sure, I would feel. feel super bad, but it would, it would, it would, wouldn't it just be kind of like, dating like a, like a disabled person? Yeah, it would be, it would be like, I view it kind of like at that point, you're just, um, you're dating a person. I mean, her, her body's still 30. But it's kind of like your, your partner gets into a, I don't know, she falls off a bicycle, like, and falls down the, the great pyramid of Giza and like hits her head.

and she's all fucking stupid. You know, it's kind of like that where it's just like, do you leave her because she's stupid or like, I mean, I mean, I, I can see why one would want to. But like, it is kind of, you could almost argue that it's so like a noble to stay.

Right? Because you're essentially disabled. And it's kind of technically, you'll eventually be, you know, back to normal. Like, just being conscious of that, like you know, she's mentally 12 like it's it's like if again

if it was the actual oh she hurt herself and now she has like the brain capacity of like a child I can see how some people would stay and care for them and all that shit obviously but if it was like a curse a monkey paw curse or something where you know oh she's fucking mentally 12 you're like fuck damn yeah the the you can be best friends the sheer transparency of it yeah yeah would would be the problem it's just like because like there's like at least a level of like obfuscation with that kind of thing in the real world because you don't really know like I mean they could you know like it's arguable that like oh they got the mental capacity of a 12 year old but like it's just a stupid adult you know what I mean like if you knew like if a genie showed up and it was like your wife has the brain of a 12 year old bam bye bye it's the genie of the Latin genie because he probably wouldn't be that too yeah yeah some jack some jack nicholson impression as he fucking robs your wife of her mental faculty

please. Oh, God. Straight shooter. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to make your fucking wife retarded. Bad luck.

That's more like really. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. Well, you get it. I can't really do Jack Nicholson. I can't really.

Ever since. Do. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

My Jack Nicholson impression was. always just the alien from destroy all humans because it was clearly a jack nicholson impression impression it was clear it was so it's so funny that it's so obviously like some dude just trying to be like let's just do jack nicholson as this alien and it works mm what are you doing you're gay i've never yeah i've never practiced that i kind of want to like try to get into jack nicholson yeah uh would derrick's oh i read that already superman framing people for crying with his speed. I would do it. Oh yeah.

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oh i was looking for um i was looking for the question of the the m&m question in the patron thing i couldn't find it but anyway yeah i saw that i was like that's very interesting that avatar is crazy thugzilla versus gigapimp snow bunny slaughter fast swing set four GTA glitch. Would Popeye win against lore accurate Superman? No. Popeye? Popai? He's just kind of strong. I mean,

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And you're in the one that you were telling Yeah I think my brother's vicious. He'll kill anyone, I think. Yeah. We'll just find a way. He's not standing a chance, especially now with his fucked up legs. Yeah, right.

Yeah, he's done. He's got to wheel around now. He's over. What if I got a wheelchair for the bit? That'd be good. Watch him suck some cock, gay cum stain, penis, sweat, yeah, meat down me neck, down me neck. penis sweat yeah golly it's so wet it's so wet

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What is it? I can't remember the line You fucked me up Because like now I'm looking at a Mexican Something like Roba Mexican I can't remember what it I can't remember exactly how it sounds Well it's get lucky

But like We're up all night to get We're up all night to get We're up all night to get we're up all night to get that's what it says your mic cut out by the way son of us okay okay good we're back

but yeah it's it's them saying we're up all night to get but it sounds like we'll rob a Mexican that's what he's saying oh and like we'll rob a Mexican or go rob a Mexican whichever yeah we're up all night to get we're up all night to get we're up all night to get

Yeah We'll rob a Mexican I like to think that that's what he's really saying It's like when I found out that poker face It was like Like the lyrics of poker face Were what they were Did ever figure that out?

Where he's like From Lady Gaga Where it's like the chorus is And she got away with putting it on on radio somehow But like it's straight up in the song Where it's this like Pupupup poker face Fuffa fuck her face

the second part is saying yeah you can literally it's literally written that way in the Spotify lyrics also and it's like you and if you listen to it you can actually straight up to hear it it's kind of nuts I remember being like that is insane I'm confused I need because I swear I didn't hear that when I was a kid but also I wasn't listening that intently either so here so here's the the issue with that for me

I need to hear that song in an actual like syndicated radio play so I can listen to it on the airwaves and then hear because I I definitely know things that slip through the cracks but I just want to make sure that the yeah what people are hearing it's like oh here's the dirty version and they didn't play and they had a clean version that they actually played because I'm very curious about that yeah I'm going to listen to it regardless because I never know that because she was doing like a piano rendition of it where it was like slower and she was singing that. and everybody was like, is she saying fuck her face?

And the comments are like, she's always said that. And I was like, and then people are like, what? And then you look it up and it's like, as far as I can tell, yeah, it's kind of always been that. I haven't heard it on the radio, obviously. But you go back to the YouTube video even, like the main, what do you call? Like the main vivo kind of thing that wouldn't say explicit. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Or clean. And it's just like, yeah, she's. it is different. And I'm like, oh, fuck, I just didn't, I guess I didn't care either, to be fair. I was fucking 17 or probably less. But, uh, I got to say, though, I kind of don't,

that kind of makes this song a little cheaper for me. Because it's like the poker face analogy was that's, this, this, the point. Like, that's the cute thing. And then just straight up saying fuck her face is like, well, what's the point of you in saying poker face? You just, you said it.

So that's interesting. But like sneaking it in like that is cool. I definitely want to hear it when we're done. Yeah. But sometimes I like the clean stuff more than the actual raunchy shit. Like I think about juvenile, the song, Back That Ass Up. But like, back that thing up. The clean version.

It just sounds better. You look good when you back the thing up. The back that ass of doesn't sound as good. Anyway. I know. It's like it's the same way I feel about the Black Eye P's. And I'm saying, let's get down syndrome in here. Let's get down syndrome in ho.

Like that, I thought that was so tasteless. I actually, I have a very vivid memory of the first time I heard the real version where my mom burnt that CD for me. And I was in my room listening to it. And I was like, what is happening? I was, it's one of those things where it didn't feel real because you're like, what could you even? And then, and then it's like, okay. finding out that like oh people use this as a a party term let's get fucking retarded in here and I'm like oh

yeah I just learned something it's so funny dude that reminds me of like when I was a kid I was like must have been like 2004 maybe two thousand three and like me and my friend Malik were in his living room or his dining room or something we were listening to like a weird out album had just come out or something or like there was and it was like there was a a parody of one week by the bare naked ladies and it was about like

I think not Howard Stern what the fuck was that trash TV Jerry Springer or a Mori or like shit like that and we were listening to it and it's fucking weird Al in the 2000s like anybody like who's

any I feel like adults in the 2000s who were already kind of well aware of who that was and understood that it wasn't like violent or like offensive. But like that song came on and it was like,

I think one of the lyrics is like there was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange when he found out that his wife had a sex change. And like his mom was like, no, shut that off. And we were like, what? This is weird Al Yankovic. What the hell? Shut that off. Shut that off.

Shut that. I was like, that sex changes. I remember that so vividly because it was like, what the hell is this? We're watching South Park at night. Like, what are you talking about? Yeah. I don't know.

That's wild. I've definitely ran into parents stuff like that from other people. Even like Slipknot has a acoustic song that came out on their 2004 album. And then like mom comes in the room, my friend's room. He's like, what is that? It's like, oh, it's Slipknot. She's like, turn off that. devil shit or whatever.

She says something like that in Spanish. And they're like, are you, are your ears broken? It was kind of like, are you not hearing this nice beautiful fucking song? I just thought it was so funny. Like, it's associated with somebody it's immediately fucked up. I know. I love the idea of like maybe somebody running in and saying that to something like Michael Boubley or something.

Yeah. Like someone like just like lounge, like soft lounge. Like turn that devil music off. Worship Satan. I'm worshipping the devil Satan Satan Satan There's something to that That's not a bad idea at all actually

Making like some fucking black Like a song The black metal lyrics But it's just a complete lound song I like Bapamette You're my hero Care about your kids

zero I don't care I hate Jesus Christ oh man I love that that's actually that sounds so fun sacrifice every goat I don't know

that's it who gives a shit that's it Goudou Supreme Babe would you still love me if I was a 12 year old our servant and condemner

our servant and condemners sucese is like servant and condemmer a condemner a condemner is that a word I think it looks really fucking wrong written here yeah I guess it would

yeah that can't be condemnedner it just looks so wrong it says condemnner well yeah oh because of how the ends our lord and savior the end of it I see yeah yes you can be

one that condemns I mean I I figured that's what it actually I just didn't know as an actual word But yeah Right dictionary it is That's crazy Goon devil the man without come

I really love the idea of a satanic Michael Bubey song I'm really tickled by it That's very I actually would love to make a song like that Yeah if I had that voice I would be really If I

That's such a specific register to sing in That's like deceptively difficult And I just can't I just don't have it I don't know know how to do it. I don't get it. I think you're selling yourself short. I think you can do it. And I think you need to. Faggit. Like, I don't know what I don't know what I don't know. I would say. Badgie. Baggot. Faggot. I don't know what Michael Bouloglis sings about. I feel like he only sings about Christmas.

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Yeah, I, I, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, a big tweet. Uh, but I, I don't, I don't understand the, um, the reference or the, the joke, or the impact. I'll look like, I understand, I understand that ridges on anything is for gripping. Like, I understand that. Like it's made so it's like it doesn't slide out of your fucking hands. It's like so you can grab onto something. It's like the same thing as like tires on a tread. Uh-huh.

The tread on a tire. But like I don't know if I'm getting the Randy Fine connection. Yeah, unfortunately I'm not quippy enough for this one. Is it because he's like a, is it be, well, even if I, even if I'm thinking like, oh, maybe he's a lizard person. It's like, well, they would, they got sticky fingers. It's, I think, I'm just not. I'm just not understanding. I'm just not.

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I think I'm actually, I think I'm actually just not, I'm not racist enough to get it. Yeah, I just genuinely, it didn't even, I didn't even consider that. Like, not even close. You could have given me probably, like, a year straight to figure it out, and I probably would not have come to that conclusion. Right. If I was just, like, not me, like, looking it up for a year, just me sitting here in an empty room trying to figure out what it fucking meant.

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He's got like a mouth breather. you were fucking genuinely so kidding. I was trying to picture. I was like, I didn't, I was like, huh? I'm just not on right now, dude. I'm like. Yeah, I get it. Star Fox.

Okay, so I googled Star Fox in cell profile and it didn't work. Oh. But, uh. So this is like the, the game. The new game. The one on the Switch 2. Yeah. Looks like Star Fox.

Yeah, I don't really They look like I never got I never cared that much about Starfox though to be fair Neither did I Um rest in peace Tom Kane Oh that's right Tom Kane died Uh voice actor He played uh he was the voice of a lot of like He did a lot of announcing for shows like he did a lot of narration

But like I remember him as uh the professor from the Powerpuff girls He played he played so many fucking characters And I remember that voice his voice being like really distinct when I was growing up. I remember I'd always be like I like that guy's voice. Yeah. So that's a bummer. I know he had a stroke a couple years ago or something,

but rest in peace to the goat. Yeah. Dang. That sucks. Yeah. Fucking, um, he, was he a bat,

was he in Batman at all? Like he, he, he, in my brain, he's a Batman voice. But I don't think he actually. So far,

I'm just seeing everybody associate him with a, yeah, PowerPuff for sure. Clone Wars. I don't know what he did in there. He's Yoda in Clone Wars. Oh, okay. Wild Thornberries?

What the hell was he? Oh, yeah, he was the monkey. Oh, yeah? And, uh, yeah, Darwin. And he was, uh, the rabbit and Foster's home. He was in a lot of stuff. I remember him specifically just being a big, like, announcer. Like he was, like, he would be a lot.

It was, oh, he was in Batman Arkham Asylum as well. Oh, I see. He played, I think. Who did he play? Oh my God. Tom Kane, Arkham. I think he played

The Canaanator. Oh, he voiced Commissioner Gordon in the in the, um... Did he? Yeah, yeah. God, yeah, he's got such a great voice. But he, I remember him coming to Disney DVD. Like he did that kind of thing.

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Stroking it, have good pace. The pace is very modern, not too fast, not too slow. I like doing it dry, though. I don't, I don't do anything like that. And I'm putting it back. I'm putting it away now. I don't, I don't, you know, we were alone for a bit. what were you doing?

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Don't don't don't Don't check this part of the show What is post? Yeah, I won't Alright good The credits are like Honestly like it's like the one thing I don't look for clips in

Oh yeah Not because there aren't clips But just because like I feel like if there are good clips In the credits people timestamp them You know what I mean? Yeah All right, it's like the Apple logo showing up.

Did we talk about the Jesus? Did we talk about that in the credits or was that before? I don't remember. I think it was in the credits. Yeah. I don't remember why. I wonder how it came up. I'm going to look into that because that's that.

I think more people need to know about the reverse Jesus. I think where people need to hear about the gospel of reverse Jesus. Seesom declared, Leave my people here. Hell yeah. That's good. I like that. Wait a minute.

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yeah which that's a great yeah I had to look that up and I was like that's not even a it's another one of those things where he's never he never said that and I was like

oh yeah the quote yeah no we are not to say that's not a very bad quote at all I thought maybe he said it when he was promoting Far Cry 6. I was like, oh, maybe that's what I assume. It's just nothing. I was just like, oh, they just attributed to him. I love what that happens.

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We'll catch you next time. Sweene will be back in the next episode. He's fucking better. He better. He better. He better get them legs figured out real quick.