The Snark Tank - #411: Rossrael

Episode Date: May 29, 2026

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Welcome to the Snartek. You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeting, sit back and put some glazing glory. Dream tomatoes. Just on your building. They own your fucking building and all your property in New York. New York. Did you see that thing that Zaron's doing? What happened?

Uh, you put this whole, you guys. 200,000 new homes or whatever. Oh, really? Housing bill? Mm-hmm. Crazy. It's crazy. It's insane.

I'm not even like, I like Zoran. He's a Democratic socialist and that's a good direction to go for the politics. But like, clearly he's getting dub after dub. And people are like, hmm, interesting. Yeah. That's why the Graham Platner is probably, he has a good chance of winning. Oh, really?

Yeah, I thought he jerked off. I got a notification from Kyle Kalinsky. Breaking news. Graham Plagner jacked off. In 2005. I was like, what? Insane. That's so funny.

Did we clap? Did you clap? Just do it. I don't remember if we clapped. All right. Yeah, that was a good. That was a good one. A minute 30.

It looks like we're okay. Yeah, it looks like we're fine. Okay. Got to love it. Good old Zahamam, Mom Donnie. All right. We'll start from here. You do.

It's just like, we should YouTube move the entire episode one day. Ooh. It's just like, dog shit. That would be such a dog shit episode. AI, fucking.

Oh, God. Oh, no. No, why would you use AI? Why not? Why not? He's already seen it. No. They got them.

They got them. You heard YouTube poop and you immediately thought AI. That's crazy. You guys are going to sit through a whole episode They're poopify that shit Yeah, I have to. Why not?

I feel like it'd be really funny At the end. That's because you, you're, That's not, man, yeah. I get it. You are such, what?

I did it. So stupid. You posted something last night. Oh my God. That was, what the fuck was it? I was fucking dying. I probably watched it 30.

What the fuck was he? He posted some dogs and I was Going through my Instagram story finally again. I haven't used it in like a while. Yeah. But I've been posting this one particular guy. This black dude that's like a nerd. He's like a giant black guy.

And he says the most outrageous. He said, I told the ops, I'll pay for your family's whole entire Christmas if you kill yourself. And I just couldn't stop laughing what I saw that. I was like, I got to post this on Instagram. I got to let my friends and families see this.

Sometimes you got to. Since you don't post often, you haven't popped up in my, like the recent. You know, there's usually like, when I go on Instagram, there's people that are consistently. So if you keep it up, it'll probably creep and I can see your shit. Dude, I don't, because I don't post enough on Instagram at all. I kind of just don't use it.

Well, you, you do. I know, I don't use it for what it's intended. Yeah, you don't post yourself. You just use it for DMs. You're a lurker. You're a lurker. Use group messages. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

For dastardly DMs. All right, listen to this, Chris. I don't know if you're trying to get my other Twitter account band because I'm just tired. Let me see if you've heard this before. Oh, yeah. I don't know if you have, uh, hold on. What is it? Well, that sounds obnoxious.

Damn. You knew. All the planes we flew through. The road days. Then I'd be right here. Fucking you. To that fucking ass. I know we love to.

I see the lab. It was, it was like 10 p.m. I was getting ready to fucking take a shower. And then you posted that. And I was laughing. And it was playing through my arm, because my bathroom has a speaker in the fucking shit. It was playing.

your bathroom. And Lily was like, what the fuck are you listening to? Dude, I was, Jojo went to bed early for whatever. So she was already in bed and I was trying. I was fucking dying,

dude. That is. I wasn't expecting that to be the first line. Who knew? Who knew? Run plates to the World Trade Center. Dude, that is the greatest challenge

to have as a couple with Lily is trying to find something funny as fucking middle of night and not laugh and wake her up. Yeah. Because she's like next to me like a deadest thing. sleep and I see someone like, I see someone say, hey, guess what? And then there's that image of their ass for a hassle for a second. And then they blow up and I'm like, what the fuck is this?

Trash. Absolutely true. Dog shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dog shit. What's the point? What's the point having like a fucking sophisticated sense of humor? You can respect that. But like, you know, I'm not laughing the most from that. I did see something that made me, this doesn't usually happen. Usually I just go to bed when I'm absolutely tired, but I actually saw a super cut of, it was so stupid that I was I even commented, I'm like, I'm going to bed. And I went to bed. It was too much. I finally found something that was like too overstimulating.

I was like, this is too much. My brain wipes those entirely from my memory when I find them. Yeah. Like, they make me laugh so hard that I pass out and I forget what the fuck. I found it again. I found a video again. Remember the video I sent you of that girl being attacked by a dog and the guy grabs it and slams it against the edge of a fence? Oh, my God.

Do you remember that? No. No, I don't. It's like a fan. It's like she slams a dog. fake dog, but it looks real for like a half second and it's like, what the fight? You never

seen that? No. I absolutely am sure you see it. Do you remember the video of that girl that was hired? I was trying to use her doggy like a num truck, then the guy took it? There was like this white girl that was like really fucked up and she was just bothering this guy. Can I say something real quick? By the way, we're recording, right? I don't understand what it is with these people.

They, they how filthy are the people above me? You never know. They're vacuuming every single Tuesday. What kind of a day is Tuesday to vacuum? Tuesday is the day. First of all, it's like 11. I vacuum.

What do they have? Jobs? I vacuum every day. That's the master bedroom. I don't know, man. I don't know, dude. Do vacuum at the same time every day? Evening.

So yeah, evening time. But like just, like this seems kind of like clockwork. It seems insane. I mean, you've been at my house when you started vacuuming in fucking evening time. No? Yeah, you have. You've slept over at my house before. I don't remember that.

I guess you were probably too gay. You're probably having a gay. LAPS. A gay. What was the Star Tank Podcast? I forgot to say that. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. Hello.

It's me. It's him. It's him as well. Look at us. We're here again on this is the Lord's Day. Tuesday. Tuesday. The fuck.

Yeah. All right. Well, praise. What is the Lord's Day to you? I was seven days off. For me, was Saturday. It's not Saturday. It's for me and the Jews of Saturday.

What? The dues worship on Saturdays. Do they? Yeah. Is that the day where... No, my... Everything's cheapest. Yeah.

Yeah. No, no. We were a Star Trek podcast. Remember, you can go over there. You can go over there. You can do all sorts of shit over there. What do you? You got a little look on you.

Nothing, man. I'm just happy to be back. Are you? Yeah. You were in Hawaii, right? Mm-hmm. How was that? Beautiful.

Yeah. How'd you get your legs back? Yeah, what happened to you? I did like a mana ritual. Yeah, my legs grew back. We were talking about it. They're not the right color though. We let the entire audience know that you got your legs stung off by thousands of jellyfish.

It was a lot. Well, actually, they got finished off because you were asking a lot of the natives to piss on you. And 30 did, but then the other like, 1970 stomped you until your legs no longer worked. They pissed only in my mouth. I was like, hey, piss on my legs. They were like, yeah, we got you, brother. And they were just pissing. And they were just pissing.

They started to pissing in my fucking face. Yeah, hoo! And she was fucking pissed in my fucking face. Was it exactly like rocket power? We were on, we were on Oahu, I think, is an island. We were on a resort island. That's not a real island. So for us, it was really, dude, that place is so beautiful.

It's crazy. Yeah, I bet. It's like insane. Like, I've, I've been in the Caribbean, many islands in the Caribbean. I think the water in the Caribbean is prettier. But I think the beaches in Hawaii are gorgeous, man. Yeah, I wish I wish I could go. I was going to go, but then my favorite aunt had to go.

go and die. It inconvenience me deeply. But it seems fun. Yeah. Did you surf? No, I went swimming, though. I was swimming in the ocean. It was pretty cool.

You actually went swimming in the ocean? You can swim? That's been pretty well. This guy that hates sea creatures and shit? Yeah. He's like, I can swim to get out of the water. That's literally why you learn the tech. This fucking guy's pretending.

I'm not an Olympic swimmer. That's crazy. There's no way. I don't there's a single black Olympic swimmer, actually. I think that's probably. Well, there is. There is, really? Yeah, but he's, you know, you don't see it very often.

Really? I've never seen a black woman in my life. Even when like Phelpsu, Ubuntu Angano. Even when. Ungano? Mm-hmm. Bantu Angano. Yeah.

He was like, I do this for United States. He swam from Hawaii to China and back again the long way. That's actually true. Oh. Yeah, yeah. He didn't use, he didn't use the shape of the earth to like have a shortcut, you know? Yeah, exactly. He went, I guess, the curvature.

Yeah, he was like, nah. He went the long way. I would take the longest. He would purposely fall asleep in ocean, drift away, and then start showing me. He did it in, I think, a week and a half. Yeah. He did it in two nights. And he only used one arm and one leg.

That was the challenge that he gave himself. You know how terrifying that would probably be some, to see something moving that fast to the water? If they went from Hawaii to China and back in a week and a half, he has it's frighteningly fast. You see that black? person moving to the water like that? That's bare minimum of porpoise. Yeah.

I wonder how long it takes them to get those places. They don't swim crazy fast. They would have no reason. They don't normally do it. But I bet they can do it pretty quick. I don't think they swim all that fast. Right, but they, I mean,

it's not like walking. That's true. You know what I mean? You're sensibly just flying the entire time. It's not really that. But it's not flying fast though. Sure, but it's not you're not, it's not like, oh, it's not like travers.

Oh, now it's uphill, you know? There's no. It gets tied sometimes, though. Eh, what's a tide? A lot. What? I thought tide was only on the shore. Oh, you're just dumb.

Okay. It was nice, though. I went to a place where there was green sand. What are you talking about? There was like a cavern that like bursted open. Like Venice Beach. It was green sand. I mean, it's like meth there.

That's my meth. The meth isn't green? It can be green, yeah. No? Yeah. How do you know? I've seen green meth before. I bet you have.

Yeah, whatever. Not in person, but I've seen Green Mess. A fucking liar. Of course it's a liar. Of course it's a person. No, I'm not, I'm not a method actor. I'm not doing that shit. A method actor.

Not Methodistophiles. Why are you drinking New York City? Why are you drinking New York City street water? Yeah, that's rat water. Why are you drinking rat juice? I basically, minus the rat. Basically, I always find a little shallow pond and stick the bottle in there until it fills up. If I saw someone do that, I'd beat it.

Come up. I'd, if I saw someone doing that exactly, I'd beat the living. You would beat somebody up that was that desperate. Yes. That's crazy. I want to... Because the way they live in their lives is like, if I leave them to the devices, I'm killing them literally. But you're just doing, you're just hurting them.

I'm killing them. I have to stop them and bring them somewhere else. Look, I sometimes give violent urges like that. Like actually, right when I was crossing the main street to get to your apartment, there was some cops to the left of us stopping somebody by the stop, by the bus stop. And some fucking like meth head on a bike is just only looking there Crossing the street and almost ran directly into me And I was like I actually want to fight this guy and I actually had a first I said what the fuck are you doing And as I was passing and going I had visions of him like turning around and like catching up to me and I was like I'm gonna kill this guy

Like I had a I have a whole I had a fucking vision a spider said like a slow motion Like camera like it's just a frothing meth head on a Like, I don't, I don't like fighting. However, that, it made me so mad that, like, you're crossing the street on his bike. And he's just looking to the left the entire time. And I'm like, that's how he has to, maybe that's how fucked up his balance is. What if he has to look forward? What if he said he fucking watch and he looks at him.

He's like, my bad. And he gets hit ran over by three cars, dies and mangled right there. And because you stopped him and you held him back by saying, fuck you, you're the reason why now he looks like Optimus Prime, fuse with. a fucking neopet. I think I would know the world of favor. I actually would have felt good. Oh, nice. I would have felt very good.

Oh, cool. I'm sorry, dude. One if you were cyclists. You know this world needs to be called. You know. Yeah, but like not, not them. Cyclists?

Well, not that guy. Not a methasophiles. Cyclists, I think, are like the top, like one of the top people. There's worse. Normal cyclists. I don't know. Bro, I keep seeing,

they're so hated that they keep showing up that they keep showing up because they keep making stupid decisions. There was a guy. Finally, I found one where the cyclists were just minding their fucking business. But then a guy in a B&W is riding in the bicycle lane, like antagonizing and throwing shit on him. He got arrested. There's a Newport. People. There's a Newport. The cigarette? Yeah. Newport cigarette, California. Yeah. So that was one of those rare times. That's, yeah, you have a problem with that. What's wrong with that? I don't hate cyclists that much.

Because you don't drive. I don't drive a ton of yeah. You're right. Yeah. And I just think as someone who has, I used to ride 18 miles a day to go to Working Back in like 2012, 2013, I load the cyclist even more because of how easy it is to be defensive and courteous. People are like, people drive like, people don't drive defensively and it drives me and it drives me. But the thing with the car is a car is huge. It's unwieldy. It's also noticeable. Driving defensive. The thing with like a bike is that they think they're like, they think they're like, they. think they take up the space of a car and they think they like they're as visible they don't they just like they're acting like oh everybody could see me they don't acknowledge the space except i'm going to go

on the sidewalk now yeah a lot of times they what are you doing um like say they won't slow down or something like say if um this happens a lot because they they they can't see you so trucks on the right side you know the furthest the furthest lane and wants to make a left or sorry a right into um the next street that's crossing. And so they'll turn, but they don't see the bike that's on the side of them. And the bike won't do anything to slow the fuck down. They'll just keep going because, you know, they have the ride away. And the truck's supposed to slow down and wait for the bike to pass.

But they can't see you. So you be defensive and fucking don't get hit. That's like they get hit the most that way. And it's so infuriating where I'm like, bro, I don't care that you have the ride away. Protect yourself. Like, what's wrong with you? Cyclists, I feel the way about cyclists that I do about deer. really.

Yeah. Yeah. Like earnestly. Maybe a little bit more so because it's just like, you're a person. You should know better than to be a deer. You know better than to be a dear tier person. I don't hate cyclists that much, but I get it. I get telling me annoying.

Like when I was done how to drive cyclists, particularly by where I live, it's a lot of cyclists. It's a lot. Yeah, they just don't know. It's a particular huge amount in that part of Burbank. Yeah. Yeah. And it's, it's, it's, they, they don't acknowledge that a car can kill them.

They don't get it. It's like, you're not, like, for me, it's like, if I, watch where you're going. It's like, I, I, I just want to throw a tree branch into the spokes.

Let's put it in the line. I've seen shit like that happened more often on my feet. I'm like, how do people do that? That's crazy. People are just throwing sticks into the spokes if people, you see that video of the guy on a motorcycle

cutting the deer in half? Yeah. Yeah, I said that. I saw the, I saw like the burst of the deer. And I was like, what happened?

He cut that deer in half on a motorcycle. How fast do you have to be going to do that? Yeah. That is crazy. That is crazy. Yeah, that guy was driving way too quick. Yeah, you don't say. I saw someone die at a motorcycle on a motorcycle in Hawaii?

No. And when I worked in Glendale, right by the high school, I was at Starbucks working. And I saw a guy get hit by our car on a motorcycle. And I mean, he got, I was like, oh, he's gone in a cop's game right after. And they were like, did you guys see anything? And I was like, I saw him go away. He didn't say that to the table. I saw him.

I saw him. I saw him go bye-bye You're like Bikey go bye-bye They're like, did you do this? Did you? I'm serving coffee Did you do this?

And I'm like, nah, but I saw I saw him fucking fancy pants his way Across the street. We have a witness That places you right In the intersection when it happened. Oh my God It was like what witness?

Me Me I saw you do it And I'm like I just got here 40 minutes ago But like I saw it saw you. I think it was you. I think it was you. I can't prove it, but I will. I live in

water ass fucking interaction. Well, I don't know. Good times. It seems like you had a good time. How long were you there for you? You're like a week and a half? Just a week? Just a week? Yeah, it felt like Friday to Friday. Yeah, I felt like Friday to Friday? Mm-hmm. Oh, man. Friday of Friday. I didn't see you guys for a while because I worked. I didn't do the, I didn't do the Friday episode that wasn't here. The one? What do you mean? You guys did episode on Friday, right? Fuck no Doesn't do a Friday episode The week I left

No But we did too Well we did something I guess we did We did I guess we did Yeah We missed something

But I wasn't here for it Yeah Right right We missed something That's all I know It was dope I want to go back again I plan to go back next year

Hopefully Not saying a Disney resort again I should It was way too expensive But It was nice Who's a Disney resort Oh my god

Get that Lonnie Desert Yeah Mm It's fucking White privilege Right there Yeah We're not white

No not white privilege absolutely it's not white though you guys got white boy money i don't well i mean lily your partner does so you lily does good for herself very proud of well so that's you though yeah it is though you are the same person now we're not the same person now that's what that's what that is brother we're connected i i benefit off of the fact that she makes as much as she does but it's her money if anything ever happened it's her money like i wouldn't i if what's gonna happen what do you mean somehow do some means you never know you're not gonna split up i mean i don't think we are but you never

know brother there were like maybe hundreds of thousands of times that it would have been reasonable for you guys to split up it's not happening now you know You're you're locked in I think I'm locked in but you never know the world the world is crazy He's saving room for some fucking crazy shit he's gonna do

He's gonna fuck a clown on his coffee table I don't even have a coffee table I think You have like that little uh well it's not a coffee table I guess It's a dumb ass fucking stupid ass little fucking table that I don't want in my house anymore Yeah yeah I'm gonna break I think I'm break it. When you're 50 years old, you're going to fuck a clown on it. Yeah. And then specifically you're going to wait for Lily to come home. You get a fucking clown on the

covers table since you can catch you. Yeah. That's going to be your way to get out of it. Hopefully we're not there and fucking... She's going to bust through the room. It's going to be all awkward and silent. And then a few seconds. And then he fucking squirts you with the little fucking flowers. Those squirts her. That's yeah. That's so disrespectful. And then she like, you know how you're cycling through your weapons and like GTA? Like, she just brings out like an RPG. It's like a hand grenade of the sun, a grenade rocket launcher.

The sun? It's like, what the fuck? Well, what is there? What is it? What's going on? What's going on in the news? Got a lot of cool things going on. Let's start a little lighthearted first.

Just want to give me a little shout out to the New York. Where about New York? New York, Nick's man, going to the finals. I mean, it was looking like that was going to happen. We had, they had one game where we broke their spirit of the game before. last where they got really close to winning but we still won. Well, that was, so the game one of the Eastern Conference Finals, I think they were down by like 20-something points

in like the fourth quarter and then they lost the lead in that. Just absolutely, everybody unanimously was like, oh, calves can't come back from that. Yeah, it was, it's that you can't, you can't lose shit like that. Oh, it was the first time it's ever happened. And that's the, too, like the amount of deficit that they were down by. at the time, too. It's never happened before.

And so when you make history in that way, you're like, yeah, you're not winning. So they got swept. They, the cabs lost four in a row. Last game was crazy. The last game was wild. I literally sat down and watched the whole game. And I was like, Jesus Christ. What happened to it?

The Yankees, the Yankees, the basketball Yankees. The basketball Yankees. One of my almost 40 points. We should give Kingston that test that Trump's always taken. Which one? Yeah, whether or it's like, is this a rhino or a wallet? You know, it's her, I think, I don't know. I did really good.

I did great on the test. It's crazy that he bragged about, it's crazy that he bragged about, like, answering that question. And I think in one of, this is a rhino, this is a giraffe, what's the rhino? I swear at one point when he was giving an example of the test, he, like, fucked it up, too. Oh, of course. Like, like, as like, oh, I, I aced it. Like, it was this.

and what he was describing, he got it wrong what he was describing. I think I remember that. I just, I need to go back and verify that. Biggest fucking retard in the world. It's, it is... The fact that a president is crazy.

There's so many, like, lunitudins things going on. And I was talking about, I think before we started recording, I started following some guy that debates the MAGA people. And it's, what he's exposing to me is that it absolutely,

we talk about like, Monka's a cult, that's what you always hear. But he's just demonstrating it. And it's like, it doesn't matter how well you argue. It doesn't matter what logic you use. It doesn't matter. At the end of the day, so like even when you say something like, oh, Trump's an adjudicated rapist, like that is absolutely true.

And in their minds, they're like, oh, well, he's president. That can't be true because if he was, he wouldn't be president. That's basically like their logic. They're being like, this guy's great. And if he wasn't great, he couldn't get this position. and so any information doesn't it just doesn't work

so it just doesn't work I've been going down a little bit of a cult pipeline I think cults are pretty interesting Oh yeah Which which kind? I don't know Usually death cults

They're pretty interesting Like evangelical Christians Really interesting fucking whole system Yeah yeah Yeah that's all I'm looking in the cults like in general

Because I think they're just cool writing devices To see like How people just completely Just lose the plot of the universe And be like Oh no this is not possible Well I mean dude

I don't know People riot over sports games, you know? It's like we're done. We're not the right species really. I think that's also also another cult too, but it's not quite as it's crazy.

It's fun. Because that's not even, because the thing the thing about that is like that's not even like a spiritual thing. No, it literally is though. It's not. It's not even to them. It is though. It's not even to them. It is though. Like quite literally it is a spiritual thing. You don't understand that that's even, that's even more crazy. Yeah, I know. I disagree. That's what it is. It is literally.

I think people latching on to something as harmless as sports, I don't really care about it. There's nothing harm versus being like everlasting life and eternal damnation and shit. The verity is different, but it is the same

thing where it's the idea of they represent them. Well, it locks in the same. It's your team. It's your it's your, it's like nationalism. Well, so here's the, here's the major difference that always annoys me about like say how sports people are. If they behave the same way,

when it came to politics, I wouldn't mind. And what I mean by that is people in sports criticize their own team all the fucking time. They hold their feet to the fire. Like what's happened in New York Knicks. I mean, once about a time, 100% too. Not really.

I think people used to. I think criticism of politics was once upon the time. They've held their feet. They've held. And when, what part of history have the politicians' feet has been held to the fire? And there was consequences.

but the people themselves that follow the politics. And it's gotten worse. It's gotten way like more distorted in our modern time. But like politicians would be like people that would have like I think it felt that way. But it was just not. I think historically and things. People would be like oh yeah, I believe in this.

And even though it's wrong like they still go up there and they still like, um, I forgot what it was when debate cultures. It was like 19, I think 80 something when debates were like, they used to be debates that were like they have to have a basis of some sort of agreement to things. What do you mean? You weren't there? I mean, I wasn't there. But I forgot, I watched FD. Signifiers' whole Charlie Kirk video

where he went over the alteration and change that Reagan implemented about, because back in like, when they would have, I know what you mean. spiritually, there was, there was this cordial mentality that was had, but I'm not even talking about that. Oh. I'm talking about action. I'm talking about in sports, people would be like, we're not going to these games anymore. We're not supporting this team because the organization that represents, or like the president, the front of the office are doing a piss poor job. So that they lose a ton of money. And obviously because of commerce,

they try their best to fix it because they want the fans to come back and buy the merch and watch the games. So there's actually an like an economy. It works. And the people that would be there, the spectators would be like, fuck this team, fuck these players.

It wasn't just no matter how good or bad they were doing. I support you. And that's a weird thing within politics that has been happening since I've been alive. It's definitely more forever. But I feel there's still people that go to games no matter what. Diehard Knicks fans. They are.

But what I'm saying is, I'm saying is loser franchises, you see historically, they're trying to change it. Their butts, the seats are empty. Historically. And then when they start winning

and they start doing it, like you look at OKC, they've been a winning franchise for quite some time now. So they're always full. But then, you know, go to like a fucking Washington Wizards.

Yeah. No one's fucking going to Wizards game. Unless you're like, oh, the tickets are fucking $15. I might go. Yeah. But anyway, point being, you were able to create

criticized your side, your team. And it wasn't a weird thing to do that. Like, say, if you look in politics, even from a leftist perspective, there's a lot of people that would be like, well, who's better? Like, like, you criticize Gavin Newsom. You're like, fuck this guy. And I'm like, what, do you want them to win? I'm like, that's not the fucking point.

We can do better. And it's like, I'm okay with the, what's happening in sports. Even the people that get rabid and they have these weird fan base, like, it ain't never going to be me. Like, you look at the New York Knicks, the fan base, how they are on the streets and how what they're gonna what they're doing right now it's probably crazy the city the city's cooked yeah the city is if they win it's like it's over that shit is silly i'm don't get me wrong that shit it's you know if they're not burning down shit barring that i don't care if they're in the streets

while and out dancing and all i don't give a fuck about well you know what yeah breaking news seven orphanages burned burned burned to a cruise after the new york after the new york next one one won their game or whatever. Easton Conference finals, the champions. They're like specifically the child, specifically the parent list. No, there's literally warnings.

Let's get the parentless out of here. They went there seven. There's seven. He went there first. There's literally people being like, this fans being like, National Guard, I'm not kidding.

Y'all are not enough. And I'm like, that's crazy. Listen, there's something that could happen. There's a scenario that could happen. Say the OKC Thunder wins the Western Conference. and then they go to finals.

I hope it's not OKC. Well, yeah, nobody, they're the official villains of the NBA. I don't know what goes. I don't know. So effectively the OKC team, fantastic team of basketball players, they play like shitheads.

Fowls constantly. They break rules. But the problem is that no one calls them particularly at home. At home, it's like, I've seen someone get, who punched dude? The last few games.

Somebody got literally punched in the face. And they were like, no call. And I was like, that guy got slapped. say something about it. Like, please say something about that. It's, uh, the thing that's weird. It was like a Will Smith, Chris Rockslam?

It wasn't, it wasn't that, uh, it wasn't that, uh, wasn't that way. It wasn't, let's just put it this way. Um, there is a favorite. People are trying to wonder why, because there's actually rules in place for them not to, not to foul bait in the way that they do. And, uh, and, uh, take dives and flop. There's rules actually against that where you could be penalized for doing that. but then the NBA is not enforcing it,

particularly on the OKC. I have a theory because people are wondering why they're doing it specifically to them because right now the team that they're playing, the San Antonio Spurs, has Victor Wimb and Yama. He's the face of the NBA right now. He's the most popular player in the league right now because he also, he's from France,

and so you get that worldwide fucking market, the European market. He's also a gangly fucking... He's an alien. He's a slender man. He's a custom character, literally. He showed me footage of him playing. and I audibly laughed when I watched it.

He looks hilarious. He looks so incorrect. You mod, you cheat in fucking 2K. You mod your character. He looks like. He looks like 2K. He doesn't look real at all.

Like, he looks poorly motion captured for himself. What makes it so insane is that he's literally, he's literally an all-around basketball player. Like, he's like a 97 all-around character. He probably should be the first 100. Just because of like his height gives him such an advantage.

because he's a complete player, but then he's also seven foot five. And that's the thing that makes it like, if he wasn't that tall, he would be just a really fucking good basketball player. But since he's so long and tall, his defense is out of this world, he can just catch a fucking alleyute by basically not moving. You know what I mean? So he's really, he's a cheat code. He's really, really good.

So here's the thing. If he was a regular, if he was like a six foot eight guy, he'd still be like an all-star team candidate. he would still be really, really good, but he just wouldn't be an anomaly, right? But he has like a Voldo kind of thing going on. It's fucking hilarious. You move wrong. Like you move wrong.

And because of that, he's like, you know, all eyes on him. And it would be, you would think that it would be in the best interest of the NBA is to give favoritism to them. My theory is the best out of any,

if you're putting on a show, whether it's sports, it doesn't matter what the fuck it is. You always want a hero and a villain. Always. That's, unfortunately, if you're a stupid. person, that is what you can do.

It's the easiest way to hook. Yeah, that is what you do. So, it feels like make the OKC the villain, because they're villains in a way that I've never seen before in the NBA since the probably the bad boy pistons in the 80s before I was fucking born. You know, like there was the bad boy, there was like Bill Lambere, there was Isaiah Tom. Bill Lambier is probably the, because it was just being extremely dirty.

Being extremely smart and being really fucked up. Covering shit. Never taking showers. sweating, shitting on Jordan, literally pooping on him. Stink lines coming off him that you can see. You can see it. Actively striking.

Like, dude, oh my God, 80s and early 90s basketball was like, this doesn't look, why do y'all play this? Like, is this worth play? It was specifically,

like, what is wrong with this? Each other on purpose, like elbows and like, trying to, trying to actually injure people because. Fossing their assholes with their hands

and then slapping each other. That was the, yeah, that was the Jordan special. Yeah. Because they had, they actually had a protocol to beat the piss out of Michael Jordan. That's why the Pistons won actually one year

because they beat the fuck out of Michael Jordan. Every time he drove the lane, every time he drove the lane, dude, two, three hits to him. That's why they hated Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman was a fucking monster. He was a minish. Dennis Rodman, the North Korean diplomat? Yeah. He was, all the way back then, he was a diplomat. You know, it's crazy. I know him from being a North Korean diplomat more than I know him from being a basketball player.

Him wearing the fucking dress. You know, I had interaction with him. There's a Buffalo Wild Wings. I don't know if it's still there in Brea, but I was just coming from there. It's always Buffalo Wild Wings. It's always the strangest interactions in Buffalo because we ran out of Cat Williams. He was like a six-year-old walking out.

It was crazy. It was crazy because I was like, what is that child doing surrounded by security? It was like, well, I'm just trying to walk here. I'm just trying to get my cheese cards. My cheese cards.

Yeah, he was out just right outside of it. He had a Land Rover. and he was like blocking a part where you want to go through the door. Oh, classic. So it was kind of sick. And then he was like, he motioned to us, go around. And I'm like, oh, I didn't, like, I didn't know that I should be, I'm inconveniencing you.

Like, you know, like. I would have ran through his car if I could. Dennis Rodman did that to you? Yeah, go. He was like, like completely emoting. Go around because. You're looking like, oh, are you going to, like, get in your car and leave? I'll just wait for you.

Kim Jong-il's next to him. Goal, all right. That'd be awesome. I'd be like, should I, should I kill him? Would I be an American hero? Would I be a hero if I beat up Kim John-il? Probably. You'd also be dead.

Well, I'd be killed a thousand times over. Yeah, they would get you. Dennis Rodman's team would have killed you. Would I have started, like, to actually, you ever play that game Homefront? Oh, dude, yeah. Yeah, it was like. Like what, like a four hour fucking, like, game or something?

What a cool premise? Yeah. Completely wasted. What was it about? It was like the idea of just like a North Korea. It was just like a standard. It was like Call Duty basically, but it was like North Korea invaded. The movie, um, the Red Dawn.

You see Red Don? Yeah, but it was the Koreans. Yeah. It was just, it was just crazy. Instead of the Russians. It was a neat. It was a neat. I remember playing it being like, oh, this is all like interesting and weird and

different. Yeah. And then it just ended in four hours. It was like such a short game. I was like, what the hell is is some of the, it was cool. Like they had us some guns. that were a little bit different that I was used to in Call the Duty and that was like interesting. Like I was like, oh, I actually know this gun. I've, I've shot this gun. You know, like, and then,

and then it's over. Yeah. Yeah. You get a gun. You're like, oh, it's interesting. I don't even think it ends particularly. I don't think I ever finished it to be honest. The problem is I definitely finished it and you know it's not, wasn't impactful because I don't remember anything in it. I remember the most thing I remember is a couple of guns. That's bad. If you're making a campaign and this is supposed to be the compelling thing like oh the Koreans are taken over they're invading here's six guns near six I think they made another one didn't they yeah home front the revolution it was not very good I never heard of that game I played the demo of it I was like okay okay but to be fair that was around the time that I just began to stop caring about those types of first person oh yeah like I was just like the modern military

stuff was interesting for like a hot flash and time yeah but then it was just Mono War II was my... God, I love that game. That was fun. That was a fun moment. It was fun. Good maps in that game, too. That's what I remember most about. The favela one?

Favela is awesome. Favella's such a good... It bothers me because that map is... Favela's the one in the favela. It looks like the fucked up of favela. The slums of Brazil. It's like a South American Brazilian slum and it's like multi-colored like shanty towns.

Yeah. But it was like I remember playing that map and being like, This is, this map's too good for this game, really. This map's too good for this, like, it's really cool. I love that even the, like, running through that place when you play the campaign is so fun. Oh, yeah, yeah, when you do the running across the, yeah, and you're running through it and shit. Like, that is, that's, I really like that, I really like that campaign, man. I really like that campaign.

And you had fucking, um, Han Zimmer's greasy hands on the fucking score, too. It actually really, it made it way better. Untalented, fucking greasy fingers all over the back. Untalented. Was Russ and, uh, Monroe, 15? Absolutely. The only, Russ was 101 for 13. That was the one-ne-one map, right?

Look, I'm not an FPS guy, but Russ is the only map that I always won. Because I always put on these two perks. You would put on the extended fucking melee and then infinite sprint. Yeah, you just kill everyone. I'd get 25 kills so fast. It's just London Simulator. I loved it. And then every other map up, I'm like, you know, oh, I got 10 kills maybe.

That was ever the best. That was when... London Simulator's crazy. London Simulator. That was around. That was like a... a good, that was around, again, I've said this before, but like, that was a balanced period of time. Yeah.

Where, like, this is mindless action schlock, but it's also very good. Yeah. And then it got to a point where after, I don't know, like, sometimes in the 2010s, it got like, It was over. This is, this is, this is just schlock. You felt it. You felt it. It was also, like, some of those games that came out around that time, if they came out earlier,

way earlier, like, you would have been like, oh, that's really cool. But I already, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was, We're over it. Assassin Street Syndicate comes out and then it's like, it doesn't fucking work at all. Like, I don't care. Like, I don't, I'm over it. Aesaston Street one came out and it was bland, but it worked. It worked.

It worked. It worked. It worked. The paradigm shift happened. I think there was a- Once you could patch everything after release, it was over. There was a shift. I think after last of us, I think for the next year, something changed about video games.

And then I think it kind of bounced back with bloodborne and everything coming out. I think bloodborne and shit kind of. I've made the world a more... Is there another titty streamer on your watch? No, one of my homies sent me something. No. I'm dead. That's crazy.

But like it was like I think there was a change. I think I think video games for me, I kind of had like a low off them for a while. And then I think the game I played again that made me like really like video games. It was like Overwatch, Bloodborne and Doom, 2016. Those kind of like made me like, oh, I really like this media.

him again. I'm trying to think around that time going from, so 2013 was the Last of Us. That was also a GTA 5, no? Yeah. Yeah. So that was obviously a big fucking year. Jesus Christ. 2014, like my mind goes blank.

I'll course I played Dragon Age Inquisition. I had fun with that. I remember where I was. It was in Norrock apartment, too. 2015, was that? That was like, that was Witcher. Yeah, that was Witcher 3. Oh, that was Witcher.

I didn't play it when it first came out, so that was stupid. I played Fallout 4. No, I didn't play it right away either. Damn, 2015 was kind of like 20. That was a good year for your games. 2013 to 2016 was kind of like fine. Yeah. It was like a lull, I don't know, man.

Bloodborn and Witcher 3. Bloodborm was good, I guess. I missed, I didn't play Wichrame. It's kind of rough. I mean, 30 frames at the time. That's true, yeah. At the time it was more normal. Destiny 1's at 30 frames and it's right.

I still think that's the best Souls game. Like, it's not my favorite, but I think BloodBorn is like the best. like overall packages. I didn't get far enough in it to know. It's not, I understand what you're saying. Like the aesthetic, the drip in that game is immaculate.

Like, it's unbelievable way those characters look. It's crazy. Yeah, I saw this tweet. It's crazy because Destiny 2 is over. Yeah. Yeah.

Not yet. Well, I mean, it's still gonna be a bit. You can still play it. Did the update? Still play it, but they're not gonna do anything else. June 9th is the last one.

Yeah. But somebody, they gotta do something crazy about that last update. I think, yeah, I don't know. I'm kind of, actually, I was thinking about it was like,

Oh, this is actually like more approachable now that I don't, I know I'm not going to fall behind, you know? That's true. It's actually like, oh, I can feel like I can play this. But somebody mentioned this where it's like, damn, dude, all of destiny, all of it happened in between GTA 5 and 6. That is pretty wild. That is crazy. All of it. I hope they make a second one, man.

A third one. A second GTA? Sorry, that's third destiny. That would be great. I was thinking Destiny 2, too. How far would that? That would be far in the future, wouldn't it? That would be far in the future.

all the energy is going to a marathon. Yeah. So how fucking long would that be another decade? That would be like at least five years. 2030. Which by that point actually would be good because then people would be like, oh yeah. Apparently Cotor is still being worked on. Apparently it's still being worked on.

That game's not happening, dude. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Even though one of our friends we can't say who is working on fates right now. Say it right now, say it. I'm not going to say it. Say it right now. They will just lose their job for no reason. Say it's insane.

Say it. Say it. That's their fault for telling you. No. That's their fault for telling you. Say it. Say it. Say it.

Say it. Say it. If they valued their job, they wouldn't have told anyone. I want that to that's my friend. That's technically true, but also, fuck you. I care about that person. No way. What are you thinking?

What are you thinking? Is it a name that begins in J? No. E. W. X? Sholo, my friend. Sholo's working on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. When I freaking, I saw. That game's not happening. I saw the alpha of fates and it looks crazy. But like. It's not happening. It's not happening.

It's not. Apparently. And I'm like, what are you doing, Lucas, like, stop. The fake shit.

They're not gonna, they're not gonna, they're not like, just, just, I don't know, act like it doesn't exist. I don't know what they're thinking.

Pretend. They're putting out two RPGs the same time. It's like, what are you guys doing? It's stop. Just make one of them and then leave. Just pretend it.

It's crazy to me that they're not, they're probably like, they're probably not going to green light, destiny three, but they, but they spent $400 million on. on Concord. Isn't that insane?

Yeah. That is so great. Fuck that. I just need to know these conversations would lead to I feel confident in investing. We feel confident in investing in this amount of money in an unproven IP. You know, here's this new idea that is completely unproven. Let me show you what happens, right? Huh?

I'm just that right. Yeah, yeah. Similar to that, yes. That's basically probably the fucking meeting. That's the conversation. They're like, hey, hey, what do people do? People like, oh, they like Star Wars. Let's take everything about Star Wars.

Take out all the good shit of it. Yeah. And then make a shooting game about it. Even the goofy shit that, so five-year-olds will play this game, I guess. Yeah. It looks like the worst of Star Wars. Like, Concord. It looks like the worst art design of Star Wars.

It's like, I saw it. And I was like, what am I looking at right now? What is this? Yeah, I remember playing. Like, it played fine. But like, it was so ugly. There's literally a toilet character in there. And I'm like, what the fuck?

The fucking two whole, the two, the two, horn person, the two fucking gross little fucking horn, like the people to have the tentacle heads in Star Wars. Oh, got you. There's a Twilick person in that game. I'm like, what? I'm like, that's literally just a bad version of a Star Wars design. What are you doing? It's a bad version

of every other other, it's a bad version of every other sci-fi. Literally. It's shit Halo. It's shit Mass Effect. It's garbage destiny. It's like absolute trash. I remember being like, who the fuck Greenlit any of this? Everyone's ugly. Everyone's like, what are you doing? Not even like, Not even like they're not attractive.

They're just lame looking. Right, exactly. Well, there's ugly characters that are interesting. Like Roadhog or whatever from like Overwatch. Or or Abe. Abe? I think Abe from Abe's out from Abe's off. He's fucking idiot.

He's hideous but he's like he's like a plug. It's striking. It's like a bug to me. It's like you're ugly. We're also really adorable. It's interesting. And a slave. Oh, yeah, he is a slave.

I think it's kind of roots. But like it's not it's not crazy. It's literally. It's literally just roots. It's like generational, too. It's literally root. It's like if roots was in China, basically. Because it's just them in factories.

If roots is in China. It's a good point. If roots was in China, it's a good point. I mean, is it not? Is that an inaccurate description of what odd world is? Don't do it. Don't fucking do it. What are you saying?

Ah, brother, I'm out of it. That was disgusting. You had like a Star Wars puppet fucking face for his movie. That was gross. Oh, man. Did you see Mandalorian? and Goku? Yeah,

I'm in like, Goku. What the fuck are you talking about? That movie. Oh, Grogu. Yeah. What did I say?

Goku. That was a Juvenile and accident. I was, Mandalorian and Grogou. It was a fun little adventure.

That's it. Was there like a fucking scene where like a guy made sounds? Hmm? Like a little animal. Someone like,

man. Was it a creature movie or is there a bunch of creatures in it? Star Wars. There's a little little critters, dare I say?

There's all. It's Star Wars. Well, Groob was a critter. Man. Well, there's no critters in fucking galaxy far away. There's critters at all of them. No, and or is probably critterless and you can compare.

And that's critters. What's the critter density of that movie? Compared to like Rogue One or something. Rogue one is pretty, Rogue one has critters too, actually. Rogue runs fairly critterless. I don't remember any. That's the least the foxes. I don't remember.

No, but I'm saying like a critter. When I say critter, I mean like a guy. Like a glove shito? Like a glove shitter. or a fuck ligo There's a I mean there's huts Cuts are essentially

Cramed you look Like a like a cram you look Niglet Are they like making love That'd be a good scene Huts fucking There's a little incestuous Like in little nature of it

I'm like you fucking huts Do you think we could I hate that Do you think Do you think we could convincingly make up An array of like Star Wars characters Just based on

How easy it is to make up names In the universe? I've seen people doing it on the fly and I was like it all checks out someone's name is who what's the guy's name obiwan talks to at the burger place oh suck dicku clum flumpus

no but like it's like it's really like that it literally is that it really is that George Lucas was like what about clump cluckus and he's like brilliant there's they have his daughter's like oh that's brilliant dad they have they have Darth city is you're like whoa fucking insane name

dickos McBing-Bing And it's like What the fuck And George's like These are both equally great names I definitely heard some There's Darth Vader Niggas Magoo

And it's like Oh my god I'm so good at this I'm so good at it I think it was outlaw I heard some fucking wild names like that Oh the game Huh

That's free on PS Plus I was watching Well review I don't remember what I was watching I was watching like an end Oh I was watching somebody it was kind of stupid the comparison was dumb

it was just showing you the amazing dialogue in Red Dead Red Dead Redemption the first one so unfair it was such a stupid video but I don't remember who did it I mean I

Fair but also Like why are you comparing Red Dead's dialogue Little Caesars versus like fucking New York's of New York's Yeah it's like That's never been Star Wars

Star Wars' strength has never been dialogue. Yeah. I think... Not once. I think Star Wars' dialogue is important when it comes to concepts. But when it comes to people to people... Like, even... I love the prequels.

They're my favorite. The dialogue is very stupid Shakespearean. It's dumb. It's like, this is like, what the fuck? You're talking like you're in a scene, opposed to you're in a person, you know? Yeah. And that's written by George Lucas. He's not a dialogue writer.

Which is, I mean, stylistically interesting. Yeah, he's got a dollar editor. He's the fucking world builder. You know what? The Star Wars prequels are written in my... opinion the way that like uh remember that romeo juliet with the guns literally yes that's what those movies feel like it's it's written like shakespeare like there's moments where it's like that you're gonna look me up dude aniken is actively said i'm gonna cut you with my sword

cut his sword is yeah that's not that's not what he says i thought a movie very recently i'm gonna kill you mercutio you saw that recently yeah why would you see that recently me and lily for valentine's day i think two years ago we went to a big ass theater Where they put on a burlese show. And then they played that movie? I was always going to call you a slur for that. Not, that movie, that movie is fun. That movie is, it sucks.

Is it good? No, it's fun, though. I would, I hated that movie. I hated it. I didn't, I found it so deeply boring. It's funny. I saw it in my theater class. It's funny to see John Linguizamo.

Or like, what's his name? Is it? Is it John Lingu's in there? He's in there. He's one of the cousins, yeah. He plays a Guido or something. I don't know. then it's

Then it's Leota Caprior. Who's the nigga that plays Macusio? He's very, very famous though. He's very, very famous, he's very, very famous. He's the guy from right now, if I make sense. You know the show From? From. That show's crazy.

You should watch it. I'm not going to do that. I mean, yeah, you don't. Yeah, I get it. I know you are. But, like, it's really good. I'm only just now catching up on the boys because I'm just like, oh, yeah. I still haven't.

I forgot about that. Dude, the boys ending is so interesting, man. It seemed fine from what I was saying. Is this really It's this really underwhelming It closes the right thing The right doors close It's still overwhelming though

I know To me I feel like in my head There's only one way that it can end So like I have that built up In my head It ends that way Yeah I mean sure It ends that way

Is that it's done It's not done well The thing that's so weird to me Is when I think about What What stands out to you as a fantastic ending In anything you've seen Like say over the past decade

Endings of things The past decade, that's tricky. Like, I said, that's pretty hard. Brady's a bad ended great, I think. I don't even think breaking bad. It's fantastic. It was okay. I think it was fine.

I think it's as good as it could possibly be. I think it's, I think the quality of that season is let down from the previous season. Not bad. It's just that it was a real crazy high. I agree. It's like, oh, well,

it's like, how do I explain? I agree, but it's, I don't know. I think people who are like, it's a bad season. It's kind of crazy.

I think that's, that's wild. That's fucking saying it's a bad ending is like, do you watch stuff but that was the last time I remember sitting at like that was the first time or the last time that I recall

watching a finale and being like that would I feel satisfied with that Like this is us had a pretty good ending I like the only I guess What you say? This is us one of my For the stuff like that fucking emotional show

That I love had a really nice ending Because it just ended at the end You know It got to the end of their lives And I was like all right quote It was a beautiful ending Yeah For these characters

I think um Better call Saul I love the ending of that show I love any of that shit It's a good ending I just didn't care about that show as much I actually I I mean I'm definitely an outlier

But I it's just because of Lalo Lalo's great I liked him so much that like The show doesn't arguably isn't that interesting Until he shows up so late He shows up so late He's in like season four right For something like that

Yeah I remember watching the first three Cs I mean to be fair There's a lot of great sitting that show Yeah Like his brother freaking out in the courtroom Oh right right Having a meltdown

He defecated in a sunroof I forgot about Damn, I know I really I liked his brother Yeah, his brother's a good character Yeah It's a good show What's another good ending?

Oh, well, until they Brought it back a featureama Season 10 was I would say The most perfect ending I've seen in anything I thought it was It was super cute It was like a super like Let's do this all again

And they go through The do the time blip thing And I'm like I love that That's exactly how it ended like They're old. They grew old. It was fucking, to me, I'm like, Ooh, Adventure time.

What more could you want that? Adventure time. Adventure time and freaking, regular show had good endings. I barely even started this. There's a lot of cartoons I haven't finished. I watched like smatterings of episodes of those shows. And I was like,

this is fun. Interesting. I didn't, I actually stopped watching Adventure Time when Finn's voice started changing. You started growing up? I didn't do it like purposefully, but it just happened. You know what's crazy?

Ew. You know what's crazy? The show only gets better then. Yeah. Season three and four are so much bad. He's like, it went from being like random things happening to like, oh, this is like a series. It really got, I, it's interesting because like I really love the beginning of that. I like the first couple seasons.

It becomes a series. It becomes like a actual progressive show. Like a linear show. That's interesting. You know, um, um, I started watching friends again because, uh, Jojo. And I don't remember that it's a fucking dude. It's a, I didn't know. It's an okay show.

I don't remember being a little. It's a complete linear show. I had no. I, like, because I, I, I, I, I, I, I, watched it a little, my stepsisters. Now, I sat down and I would be watching it a lot. And season one's like a wash. Season two, it became like the most popular shit ever.

And then all of a sudden, every celebrity is on the fucking show. Dude, every celebrity. I was like, what the fuck is this? It is crazy. It happens immediately. I like that Paul Rudd shows up. Yeah. You know, did you ever hear that story about Paul Rudd being at the, the friend's

rap to party? No. Where he's talking about like, uh, it's, they're on, I can't remember if it was at the rap party if it was like on the last day of filming or whatever. But like, Paul Rudd's character was added really late. And he's in that season. So they were all The main cast was like huddling out there

They were kind of like you know Soking in it's like oh this is their last time together And Paul Rudd's like we did it guys And they did not find it funny at all Really? Yeah But it's crazy It was like that's hysterical

If I was there I would have cracked the fuck over his guys That's awesome That's funny That's funny That's also Paul Rudd It's not like And maybe I'm wrong But like it's not like he was

Unestablished at that time At the time At the time Clueless and shit But I don't But what else though It's not it's not Maybe he was beneath them.

Maybe. Yeah. That's crazy. See how things got happened. Ant man. Yeah. Who gives the shit? Yeah.

Now Paul Rudd doing all these lot of roles being well established still looking pretty good for his age. His son looks just like him. Chandler's dead. Chandler's gone. Who knows what Ross is in Israel or something? I don't know what the fuck that dude is. He's in Rosrael.

He's in Rosrael. He got a little plot. Izzy they cut out for him. This is Rosmeree. He became an Israeli paleontologist. He became an Israeli paleontologist. He digs up the bones of old Jewish people. This one is Jewish, right?

He says he's Palestinian. No, he's not. No, he's not. How do you spell Ross? Ross. Ross Real. Ray L? It's Ray L.

That looks gross. It does. It's because it's not real. Ross Real. There's another good ending out there. Did you watch Night of the Seven Kingdoms? What is it? Night of the Seven Kingdoms?

No. What is that? No. The Game of Thrones, the Game of Thrones. Oh, shit, I forgot about that. No. Dude, there was an episode of that that, like, got perfect television scores. It's just crazy to me.

Wait, what do you mean? Is that still happening, though? Is it over? It's hard. I imagine. I guess it was a while ago? I think it's, because it's usually they do like 10 episodes and what was it? Oh, it was probably less.

It was like, true nobody could, I guess. I mean, it's a good show. This is one season. Oh, Curb actually ended perfectly. I didn't watch five seasons. Oh, it's interesting. Curbs finale is great. Because it's real and be like, ah, maybe, maybe, or Wiley.

No. No, so the whole thing is like, I think they do the Seinfeld finale again. Are you serious? Like, he just doubles down on it. But, like, they basically fixed it. They basically, because, like, in Seinfeld famously, like, that finale's kind of like, I mean, I kind of think it's okay. But, like, I just didn't get it. I didn't give a finale at all.

It was kind of like, oh, well. Well, they ended. They go to prison. You go to jail now. That's the thing. And I think the whole season of the final. I didn't know about this. In Seinfeld?

No, I didn't. I didn't. I wasn't the biggest. The official died. No, no, no, no. So sign, no, it's not how it goes really. So they're about, so earlier in the show, they had, Jerry has a pilot. Like, he gets picked up for a show.

And then they, they cancel it basically on the pilot day because it's some various hijinks. So they get their show on the air, it goes on TV. And then they're like, ah, we're not doing it. That was season four or something. And at the end, there's a new president of NBC and they're like, hey, we're thinking to doing the pilot again. So it's like, it's like this big break. And so they, they're flying to L.A. the plane's kind of they got to do an emergency landing

and while they're kind of chilling they see a fat guy getting mugged and they have a camcorder and they're just recording it and they're just making fun of them they're just like look at this fucking fat bastard getting mugged what a loser and a cop's like hey do you not do anything they're like no

and they're like you're obligated to help it's a good Samaritan law the fuck they're like what which apparently was like a real thing in certain places because there's like a lot of those shows are based on like real stories or whatever but like so this whole show ends with them going to prison because they just they were so there were such shit people they just made

fun of this fucking dude didn't do anything to help and so they go to prison but that's how it ends it's just like they're in prison but and and the curb one ends the same way except he gets at the end it's like a loophole I can't remember like there's something that gets out and then as they're leaving it's like this is what we should have done this is what we should have done for the Seinfeld finale. And then like, damn. That's funny.

But it's like, that's really good. So that genuinely, it genuinely bothered him that people didn't like that, uh, Seinfeld and he ended up to where he was like, kind of,

but he also did it again. So it's like, it's kind of like, it's kind of both, but like it would have been, if he didn't change it, then it would have been like, fuck you double down.

That show, Seinfeld is great. There's episode where he, they unplug someone's life support. Like someone's hand comes in and unplugged. I forgot what episode is. Someone's, someone unplugged life.

support. I'm like that. It's a mean-spirited show. It's why I like it. It's like compared to like a lot of those shows. That had more of like an edge to it compared to like friends. I like friends is fine. But like I like the nanny, you know, now that I like those sitcoms. They're fun. They're cute. I like the Cosby show. Yeah. I'm a fan of God. I'm a fan of the show. I actually never watched the Cosby show. I'm a big fan of Cosby. It was a little bit too before. You know, like it just your how old are you again? 38. 38. Okay, my sister's just, much is. 43 or 44. Yeah, so I didn't. I watched he liked it. We watched fucking Fresh Prince, family matters,

like stuff like that. Fresh Prince was the best one. It's unfortunate how much better fresh prince is than every one of those other, like family shows at the time. It's like, this is just better. Fucking on fire. Like,

but the writers on fire and they knew how to like, I mean, great actors. They just knew how to give Carlton the gun. Yeah. That episode is really sad, man. It's so funny.

It's funny to you the episode. It's hysterical because it's Carlton. Like I don't buy it really Like I like he's doing a good job It's a good show it's a good episode I think I I can't buy that that happens to him That's the same that's the same episode when a will get shot Yeah that's a great up I don't know how you get left for me

I don't think it's a bad episode I just like I just like when Carlton does this like Darth Carlton thing I'm like I don't believe you no I get it because it's like he's a he's a clown You know he's a clown he's a right and then him being a kind of joke almost got his brother killed Sure and he's just like nah I'm not gonna be a joke no more I've seen people actively do that. I'm not saying it doesn't make sense. I'm just like...

Give me a gun, Colton. But when he's doing that... Give me a gun. You owe me that. Get me the gun. I got shot for you. Oh, crying. It's in the...

Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam. But, uh... Hitting every single. Like, he's doing target practice. And he's just swinging bag and morph it.

It's good. It's good. It's fucking perfect. Dead eye. You fucking... He fucking... Cosmy shows you. He turns out of a fucking bullseye.

He took somebody heats up a bullet. That's insane. I'm like, this guy is the last evolution of a cycle. Bullseye. I didn't watch much of the guy. I need your help, Carlton. I need to kill several niggins. The Cosby show, I think I saw maybe three episodes of, to be honest.

I didn't really, I wasn't really. Ever watched it. The fact that he had kids was like, I don't care. I don't give a shit about kids. Fuck out of it. In sitcoms, like, they're the worst. One of his daughters, I had a huge crush on when I was younger. Okay, good.

Okay. So, you probably don't know. I'm a big fan of about Paso. Especially his comedy. Yeah. Were you into Laura? Yeah, Laura Wuzzo. What did you think about?

Or a Bush? Back when I respected black women. Yeah. That's crazy. The Fresh Prince, the... Actually, yes. I adored her. And freaking what you call her.

I can't remember her name. The older one. Tiffany? No. No. No. Don't talk. Don't talk.

You're going to confuse me. Margaret. Is it. Hillary? Hillary? Yeah. It was Hill. He's like Hill.

Hillary. Light skin. He's dumb bitch. I'll fucking kill you, Hillary. And then it was dark skin on Vib and it liked skin on Vib. He'll got and be like dark. Dark skin on Vib was. Yeah.

Oh, kill you, Hillary. I love dark skin on Vib. Dude, Dodgers. She was great. It beats her over there with a saxophone. I forgot that he was a saxophone guy. Yeah. I really know that because of animaniacs.

Bill Clinton. Oh, because in the in the intro, he's like, Wombo Clinton plays the sex. Yeah. Good old throw Clinton. Thrill Clinton. Hillary. Hillary was hot.

She's hot. She was good. But her, she had her attitude was, it was, as I got older, I was like, oh,

God, I hate her. Well, she's ignoring. She was the worst kind of black girl. She was the stereotypical rich bitch. Yeah. And I was like,

but she was really cool. I did like Hillary. She was a nice person, but she was like really stupid. Well, there's the episode where she was, gets the gun as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Remember what her boyfriend proposed? Derek dies. Hillary makes, Will you marry? He was the, news guy. That's right. A news anchor or whatever.

He fucking died on TV. That's crazy. I was like, dude. That's the stuff I appreciate about those. There was like a little bit more of like a, not a cynicism because that's not necessarily right word. And that's not even what it is. They were doing things that like you wouldn't see on like full house or something.

You know what I mean? Oh yeah. If somebody died on full house, it was like, Fulah's very much so like, I remember that episode where the grandfather dies. You remember that?

I edited Jaylen's laugh over that video so many times. But I think like Pee Pee Pah died in his sleep or whatever. And then the girls, and it's all the sad music and it's like, well, that's real, you know. Who gives a shit?

I'm not sitting here like, I, watching TV to escape this shit. I understand that. I need to see some fake as Bob Sagittaz dealing with Hey, look at me

I grab the die. It's America's funny his own videos. It's a video The guy dying. It's like, man, look my heart's stopping. Yeah.

America. I sure hope my vision doesn't fade to black. Oh, here goes. He died, right? Bob Sagga died. Bob Sagga died is 56.

He's very much alive. No, he's dead. What, is he? Bob Saggett is thoroughly dead. Really? When did he die? Like a while we were recording a podcast.

Well, I don't know about that. Oh, we talked about it? Yeah. I remember specifically like, I don't know why, but I would spam my friend Marin. I would spam this image of like a headline. It was like Bob Sagitt dead at 65 or something. And I thought it was so funny. Not that he died, but just like the headline.

Who did you always kill on the show? Dr. Drew Was originally Can't wait for that dude I can't wait I'm surprised it doesn't happen It's based on how many times We wield it

I didn't for the earth to open up And swallow him Did he become like a Trump guy? I used I didn't He was involved in the cabin I think I'm saying I don't know No it's Dr. Oz you think Oh yeah

I don't know I just know at a certain point Because he used to have a podcast On the your mom's house podcast network Yeah And at a certain point He just kept saying things

That I'm like You're not a doctor I was like, what the fuck's going on? Because he kept, like, saying things that, like, even when it came to the COVID stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it just got, I was like, you're, I can't believe. Same there with the fucking. Like, how does Ben Shapir have more fucking sense to you?

This doesn't make sense. The, uh, the, Dr. Mike Israel is, uh, yeah, his name is effectively Israel. He's a Russian Israeli, Russian Jewish bodybuilder. And his name is Israel? A lot of them. Isertel, but it sounds like Israel. A lot of, uh, a lot of, uh, a lot of, uh, freaking Jewish people are from the, from the, the white Jewish people.

A lot of them move there and very much so jufied their names like Netanyahu did. Is Nanyahu a particularly Jewish name? Yes. His name was not Nanyahu at first. I think it's kind of lame though. I think his name is silly.

Well, no, he should have went like... Netanyahu is like... His name should be Netanyahu bird. Modest Yahoo! Or Netanyahu Steen. That's crazy. Not like I'm just saying. It's like...

Nent Yahoo doesn't read to me as particularly... Extra stereotypical. Yeah. Yeah. To me, I think of a, I think that's a, that's a Jewish land name. You remember that Jewish rapper? Not a Jewish, like, I see what? Do you remember that Jewish rapper?

No, no, modest Yahoo. Was he a rabbi rapper? Is this real? Yeah, he was, uh, he definitely had the, he was acidic. I think I know who you're talking about it. He did reggae, right? He was like heavily acidic. Like, you know, he was like, he was just pure acid.

He was his pH was crazy. But no, you don't remember. Yeah, he did sound. He had a very, like, uh, reggae sound like a rasta fucking sound. Yeah, I know who he is. Yeah. Remember it was something like King Without a Crown or something. I don't know if you remember that.

You guys don't remember that? I don't remember. Technically it was a one-hit wonder, so that's kind of probably one. Yeah. Because I think Jews are lit, man. They're a good time. Matis Yahoo. You know about them, right?

I mean, I know of them. King without a crown. I think I've ever really interacted with one. 73 million. There was a few of them in my school. They were just like, they had their little hats out of care. I think I just thought they were Amish, to be honest. Really?

Yeah, because I was like, what the fuck? Because they looked so similar. You don't remember this guy? What the fuck is this? Let me turn it up a little bit. Is there a... Words? Oh, well, he's scatting right now.

Yeah. You know what this? I really don't... This is completely unfamiliar now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what it was interesting. I was like, oh, this is cool. Yeah, my friend bought the...

My friend bought the album. And he was like, why? And he would play in the car all the way up. That is crazy. He does a lot of that scat, like ad-lib shit. I remember one of these songs where he's just going... Yippee, yippee, yippee, yippe. And it's just, and then he kept replaying that part.

And I was like, I was like, oh, man, great. I can't wait to never ride with you again. That's very much thought. There's a lot of, um, there's a lot of really, really interesting. What was that look? Oh, so I just, I, um, I was trying to see what time. I was trying to timestamp the modest Yahoo thing. And then like I, um, your, your, uh, Mike was kind of blocking it a little bit.

Oh, yeah. And then I just became retarded. I don't know, because the little frame right here It was starting to block I got it Yeah, I got it, yeah Modus Yahoo's occasion But yeah, a lot of, a lot of,

I don't know I forgot what the European What else have? Let's be the called again? What? The European Jewish people, What do they called again? Azkanazi.

Ascanazi, there you go. Oskanazi people move. Nazi. That's so lame. Ashkenazi? Yeah, Ashkenazi is right there. Jew European would have been a lot better. I don't want to call themselves

European so they don't, you know. crazy. You see what's happening right now? They probably were like, no, we're not from there. You'd think marketers would know better. That's... So what else do we have? We got to... Shout out Nix. We didn't really talk about that. Shout out to... Shout out to fucking...

Shout out to Candace Owens. Shout to the other... Interviewing crackhead. I said Nickerbockers. Don't look at me like that. So Candice Owens interviewed Crackhead. A big old crackhead. A famous... Big crack. Is he the most famous crackhead? Absolutely not. No.

Who's the most famous crackhead? Hitler. No, he's not a cracket. He was doing meth. He was a method after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's the most famous crackhead? It's got to be Hunter Biden now.

I guess it might be, right? Yeah. Until like somebody else in the comments or whatever thinks of something better. Yeah, if anybody else has an idea of who the most famous crackhead is that isn't Hunter Biden. And not like, oh, Hunter Biden's shadow or something. Yeah. But I think so. I think you might be the, I think you might be like the, what would you call?

Captain Cracket. Captain Cracket. He's like the John Steinbeck of crack. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I like that he was just a rich boy doing crack. That's what's awesome. Yeah, yeah. Crack off black hooker's asses.

Because I'm like, dog. That's some like, what are you doing? Like, that's like. Bad ass. Anything other. Like, that's cool to see not. Like, that's cool to, like, that's kind of cool. But also, what are you doing, brother?

It is kind of cool. I do, I do. There is a. Say the N-word. It's crazy. It's weird that I respect, like, when really wealthy privileged people like get down in the trenches. There's something about that that I'm like, you know what?

All right. Yeah, you're not above. Yeah. Getting like big a piece of trash. Like you just did it. If Donald Trump's sons were simply just doing crack. Yeah. And not like in the administration making insane corrupt deals.

Right. I don't know if I would give a shit. I wouldn't. Yeah, Trump Jr. All of them. He's got thunder coming to him, bro. He's got thunder on his way. It's inbound.

They're all fucked, dude. Yeah, they're all fucked. Trump's dying clearly. Yeah, he looks crazy. He looks insane. He looks like fucking resputein from like Anastasia. That latest photo of him with his hair all fucking just like out at like a 45 degree angle. Like he looks so cooked.

He looks melted. He's going to that bunker, bro. When he when when November hits. Yeah, no, it's not safe. He's cooked. But when November hits and they're like, hey, get out. He's like, no. And he goes in a bunker and someone's going to chew through it.

He's wearing a suicide vest. He's wearing like a, like, there's like 400 sticks of dynamite. Four hundred. You're going to have to rip me apart if you're going to. Try to get close. That is so crazy. Try to get close. His fingers are falling on.

Don't get easy. Because he's clearly got diabetes. Yeah. Boom. It is light. Ah. All right. So, yeah.

We got up in the ballroom. Mr. I need a new ballroom Mr. Hunter Biden So Candace Owens In my theory And a lot of people May agree with this

They may not The reason that she's doing What she's doing now Because obviously the crescendo Of the propaganda Died or I say The Apex was Pre-Charlie Kirk getting blasted

Yeah And since then A lot of people always oh, Candace Owen's insane. I'm like, I've said this, just like a lot of all these other people that they're cosplaying insanity. And she has enough sense to be like, oh, I'll probably, I'm probably going to get blasted next. Like, there's a, there's a high, there's a zero chance. There's a non-zero chance. There's a probably high. I would say 50 plus of her. She's like, I could get shot too. And so she's reeling it back. In a way that, look, she's all of branching with Hunter Biden when she was one of the main people leading the charge of the.

the laptop thing and all that all the corruption and the art and all this stupid bullshit where even though Trump and his kids were doing way worse actively well she does whatever she goes where the wind blows she well she understands like oh this kind of trumping's kind of over uh how do i position myself in a way that looks good faith to your average person and she's nailing it really like she's doing a good job of it like a lot of normal people look at gandes owen stuff now and they're like yeah so i think like so what i would say that's more of what um what's his name um Tucker Carlson's doing But he's not doing the olive branch thing

Oh, but what I'm saying is like Candid, because Candice Owens did the olive branch thing with Erica Kirk Do you remember that? Uh, actually, she had Erica Kirk. They did an interviewer Kirk. Yeah, they talked and they was like, oh, I'm sorry. No. And then everybody was like, no, what the fuck?

Don't do that. And then they were like, oh, yeah, uh, never mind. You know, she completely back. So like, she's... Okay, so she made a stupid mistake with that. Yeah, but this, but so the Hunter Biden thing is going way better because anybody with a, brain who cares who cares that like some dude is fucking hookers and doing crack

we're talking about the show years ago we're like laughing like oh that's hilarious yeah like it's not a real using our taxpayer dollars to do it they're using our taxpayer dollars do it man that's our money to do crack with it's like yeah i don't do that with our money but also like what's that hundreds of dollars versus um ripping us off millions by doing billions and millions and investing in calci and all this shit. And a war and like, yeah, it's a different level of like, I assume, I assume every Congress person is doing crack on my dime anyway. Yeah. Or Coke on my dime.

Yeah. I know it. I know it. I don't want them to do that. That's really fucked up. That's my money. But I'd rather Hunter Biden do crack than like fund Israel. Yeah.

A hundred of a million, like, ten times over even. Like, like, you like crack yourself out. That's what I would actually almost prefer the same amount of money. If you're going to spend, if you were going to spend, let's say, 30 billion, right? You're not wrong. If you had the choice between get $30 billion of crack into Hunter Biden's veins or $30 billion to war, an Israeli war, that is easily to Hunter Biden. Go ahead.

That's so much crack. But like logically, Hunter Biden can do that much. But it would hurt us, what's funny about it is it would hurt us significantly less. You know what I mean? Because he's going to die before he can spend all that money on crap. He's going to get through like maybe $40 billion. Yeah, it's not, it's not weaponized. He's going to get through maybe like a couple million dollars.

Yeah. Maybe, Max. And then it's like, oh, that money goes back. Oh, my God. Speaking of Israel is never a great. It's kind of an off tangent. Do you see what Pope Leo said yesterday? Pope.

No. Yeah, Pope Leo. We have a Pope? Well, it's crazy. He's an American, which is hilarious. Oh, he's from Chicago or something, right? And he's of, he's up. Ohio.

He's talking about fucking like. He's of Haitian. percent too, which is hilarious. What? Yeah, he's part Haitian. Hope Leo?

His grandma's Haitian, if I'm not mistaken. Oh, interesting. So he's, that's kind of crazy. No wonder why they hate him. Oh,

well, the administration's been talking that shit about him. We hate him. Over there, this thing is lit. They're like, oh,

this guy's awesome. Do you think, so, what percentage of him is Haitian? The part that his grandma and he didn't have. But what's the, what's the number?

Probably like 25%? 30%? so like that? So 25% of the time he eats cats and dogs and dogs. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I hate him so much. But he's been very vocal.

Like, before I go on Previce, I'm not a fan of Christianity in general. Oh, well, particularly American Christianity. It's a very different thing. I think the slaves Christianity is really fucked up. Yeah. But outside of America, it's a very different tone of Christianity. Okay. What are you going to say?

He's actively constantly been like very anti-Trump. And yesterday he tweeted. He was like, hey, Memorial Day, we want to give respect to all the people, all the people that have fallen throughout the time of defending. our country in America. And also he made a very serious statement about like, we also need a memorial for the people that were taking to this country and it's enfranchised purposely. And he was just like talking directly about slavery.

And people were like, fuck you, part N word. And I'm like, oh, okay, that's insane. And I was like the fact that the Pope said that. But it's crazy because Vatican City also was kind of like, they stood out of it. By the way, if you're a Catholic, the pope is an emissary basically of literally God.

Sure. So like you, like if you disagree with the Pope, if you're Catholic and you disagree with the Pope, you're not a Catholic. He also stated that, like Christianity. It's kind of how it works.

Christianity's involvement in a slave trade is the greatest state on Christianity. He lives of all time. And I'm like, that's wild that a Pope is saying that. But it would have to be an American pope to say something like that. It would have to be, unfortunately.

It's in the top three, for sure. I think it's, I think it's number two or one. It's very likely not number one. The Crusades is kind of crazy. The Crusades is not. Chris, you're my niggas. They're not the same.

I'm sorry. They're both bad. The Crusade, the Holocaust, and slavery are all. Those are the three. Sure. Right. Yeah. Do you know what the Crusades is?

I'm very well with the Crusades. You know what Chattel slavery is? Yes. I think go ask, go ask. the people who are crusaded and give the numbers and they'll be like hey man maybe

give the you want to talk to the people who were crusaded I don't think they be too heavy about yeah go re-erect them go re-erect them real quick I don't think they be too heavy about I mean you know

getting killed by somebody with a crazy fit on is awesome opposed to getting put on a boat by some guy it looks like a Quaker you know those are different vibes yeah but those people

got killed by people in crazy outfits eventually no I mean the drip the drip for the crusades I mean all I got to say I don't really I don't really see the value

when people do that though when they're like My misery was worse than yours. It's definitely not a useful part of conversation most of the time. Of course. I would say that 100%. The unfortunate thing is every time it's brought up, it's always in, like, defense. And it's not like, oh, we're having a productive dialogue.

And so that's when it's like, oh, all I'm trying, any time I try to talk about something like that, also honestly, those long baskets are probably worse than both the Crusades and slavery. Those long baskets. Yeah. Oh, like those Catholic baskets They had, Catholic baskets

Oh yeah They didn't bother me Very much But I'm not Catholic They bother the hell out of me Because they shake in front of you And they're like this is Was it on the show

I looked it up? Whatever? Was it on the show And I looked it up? And it was like fucking Yeah, We looked it up A ton of money

It was like 200 something Stupid Dude I remember I remember They got by with Depressioners money They don't give a fuck I remember

I remember being eight years old That like having Like that Like that basket Wave in front of my face And I remember thinking vividly like This is worse than slavery

I think you had You were a siphon to say that. You're like, I think this is worse of slavery. At 8 years old, and the fact you know about slavery is crazy. Yeah. I think I definitely. I think I must have. I did not know about it.

I did not know about slavery until I was. You heard about it from where? From my family. I'm black. What do you mean? Yeah. It'd be something we'd talk about it. But you didn't know about it?

How could you hear about and not know about it? You can hear about something and not understand it. Yeah, but like what's the time frame between hearing about and understanding of it? That was like, what, like, three minutes? I kind of got it when I was in like fifth grade. is when I kind of like understood like what it really was. And I was like, oh, my teacher showed us roots. Mrs. McQueen, you should have been fired for that, but also thank you.

But you should have absolutely been fired for that. Yeah, and fifth grade is a little interesting, but you know. You should not watch that movie. Fifth grade is a little interesting. You should have watched that movie in high school, if I'm being honest. High school is a little better. You should hear about it. The movie, the movie has a lot of really on not okay parts.

Like really like. I think it would be okay with you. Do you watch what the director's commentary on? That's interesting. That's interesting. So we got this show. in middle school. Glory?

Yeah. So like it was, you know, like, I think middle school was fine because that's when we really started to like. I think, I think a problem. Middle school is so immature, though, is the issue. You know what I mean? Middle school is the worst version of kids. Middle school is like you take a health class and they're like, pee pee pee.

Yeah. That's the worst version of children in middle school. That's when they suck the most, I think. It definitely, there's a lot of hurdles get through. I just think that it's also a good opportunity to before your, everything has been completely hardened. Like, by the time you're in high school, that's when you're really starting to like you're starting to harden your beliefs and at whatever.

So I think middle school is a good time to really get some, some real shit into some people. I think, I think middle school is when you're most malleable and just after high school. Just after high school? Because when you get into the world, the real world after high school, your world breaks. Yeah, early colleges. Your road's like, what the fuck I was wrong? I'm so wrong. I said it's crazy.

Early college is good because you still have that neuroplasticity a little bit. Yeah, your brain is still adapt to shit. Although to be fair, you could keep that up for a while. People just don't take care of them. so. Yeah. So Biden's a Catholic. So Biden's a Catholic.

And countries are crackhead. And everything's fine. Everything is perfect. There's nothing else weird happened. Yeah. Hassan's being, I don't know, I guess, executed by the state. Alested by the state.

They're actually currently, it's crazy, dude. So Cash Patel and whomever, I don't know, they're maybe the DOJ. I don't give a fuck. They were like, hey, Hassan's a dirty terrorist. We got to get them.

And, oh, the biggest thing was that realistically is because he went to Cuba. And that's really what they're... Because the United States are... Yeah, they're ramping up to attack Cuba. So you can go to Cuba, right? The problem, the thing is, you can go to Cuba. You're allowed to be there.

We have to go there for particular reasons. Wasn't it like the hotel he stayed at or something? Yes. They're trying to assume that he went there and spent money on something that was involved with directly giving money to the Cuban government, which is that you can't do. That is the big no-no.

Right, right. But then there was this conservative contact care that also went there, the same time and was actively at a hotel that directly they know was directly funded by the Cuban government. Oh, and they're not going after. And they're not going after him. Of course not. But they're at Hassan who from every, every resource possible was like, no, they were all of these hotels that were actively allowed to be at. I just like that's crazy. They keep fucking with Hassan where it's like they're just making him stronger. It's crazy. It's insane. He literally, so much of the world didn't know who the fuck this guy was, especially when it came to

regular-ass liberals because regular-ass liberals do not watch Twitch. That is true. There's too much focus on him because it actually, it doesn't actually help them. It's all stricad, dude. Yeah, it's all, it's very stric. And then they'll see clips of him where he's very sensible and he's making sense. They're like, oh, I don't, why is this guy so bad? So from their perspective, the ones that hate him so much, uh, fucking the establishment

left, fucking obviously anyone that's center right and beyond hates him, all of those people keep talking about them they've made all these videos about him and people that are like reasonable what is he saying beyond like the people who are still like propagandized and they're like oh oh he said something about the they deserve 9-11 or something like that that could still affect he zapped his doggy oh the doggy zap well that is like that's the thing that didn't even do anything and it's like that didn't that didn't look he might have it didn't do anything that did not stop his popularity at all i'm telling you not even a little bit i saw a video i i mentioned a few times popular it's crazy.

Did Peter say anything about that? Peter? I don't know. I'm sure they, I'm sure they did. I'm sure they did. I'm sure they did. I'm sure they did. I probably like, yeah, fuck you. I don't know, man. Whatever. Just, uh, yeah, so he got arrested, Max.

He's being electrocuted right now. He should be to be. They, uh, they said it's a, the revenge act, you know, like if you ever, whatever you do to a dog is now done to you. So that's, uh, something. That's one thing. I'll give a Trump and W for that or he just put that law in a couple days ago. Democrats are attacking him instead of, I don't know,

attacking the pedophile, a war mongong. in office. Hey, they should focus and I'm like you guys are so disgustingly focus should be

directed more intelligently. I hope you I also can't find it in my heart to defend this not at all there's a terrorist

shocking dogs that's way worse guys to me when he cut in line oh my God I still think about that or I'm like how could what the fuck are you doing

brother I don't you're like 610 or something I didn't hear about this one or maybe if I did I don't Creator clash. I just remember it was like cutting in line. I'm like, ah. Oh, like at the bar or something? I don't care if you get arrested by the government now, really, to be honest with you. It was at the bar? Was it at the bar? When was this? I don't remember. It was at the hotel bar. Like the, oh, like, I saw him cut in line. I just remember me like, what is this? You're like, you're tall. You're like stereotypically. Like, you have everything going for you really. You like you're rich. You can't wait in line like a normal person. Is that not why he got to cut? Because some fucking freak that's mesmerized by them. I'm sure. But one of what? Well, not.

One of our friends had a fucking meltdown when they saw him. And I was like, I like, I like you less that you just did that. Yeah, it's like, that shit really bothered me. I was like, oh my God. Someone had a meltdown? Dude, I was so. I don't remember that, actually. I was like, please.

I literally got so angry. I feel like it's weird to get starstruck by like, a Twitch and YouTube people. It's weird to start struck by someone that didn't act. If I haven't seen you shoot a golf ball at your pussy or you didn't grace, hold on, or you did grace. Wait. Or you didn't grace. the world with a beautiful piece of art, I can't get stuck by you.

I agree generally. Listen. Yeah. Like if you're not a porn star that I've seen do work. Who's my message? Do work? Here's my message to the Trump government. Yeah.

Put us on a cage for 40 days. So all of his mask goes away. And then he has to walk around like a like a gangly skeleton. That's cool. And then let him out. That's fine. Make them look like Wimmynama. Right.

Wimby. Put him in the fucking NBA. We'll stretch him out a little more. give him the surgery to give him some extra height make him 7 and 5 as well Is this yours being the wrong way? I don't know I'm no yeah I yeah there's something I don't hate him or anything but like he just like he bothers me

I think the thing is that he's nothing he's tall and handsome and kind of smart and sort of rage so I think innately I don't want to give him smart I don't like I think I think it a little bit being a little bit too charitable to smart I think he's just above water like I don't I think I wouldn't attribute like intelligence in 2006 in what he's at I think in 2000...

That's fair. I think... That's fair. I think in 2006, he would be like, you know what I mean? Like, I feel like he's like us. We're like, like,

I feel like we are dumb. But everything has gotten so bad and literacy is plummeted and people are somehow stupid. Yeah. And have gotten stupider to the point where like, even though we've not gotten particularly intelligent in comparison to like where we were, maybe a little bit, we're in like, what? upper at this point?

I think I'm regular intelligence. I think just the shit I was absorbed. No, you don't understand. Yeah. Regular is not regular anymore. Regular intelligence is I don't know how to read. I think the generation after. That is proven.

The first of us is actually dumber than our generation. That's fucking sad. Isn't that the first time that's happened? Yeah, it's the first time ever is quantifier, but they are. Is it Gen Z or Gen Alpha? Gen Z. Gen Z alpha, we're too little. What is the oldest gen Z alpha?

probably like 15 or something Yeah people are like People are making the generations Closer and closer together As they as they're coming along Yeah Because so much meaningfully changes now Yeah

I think the gap is every 10 And well it used to be 25 It used to be yeah Like it used to be something like that The gap is every time But also don't quote me on that Because fucking No I mean you're generally

Like in the 1600s Like every decade Was a generation for the most part And I feel like that it happened In like the Well no Because like that I feel like that happens like in 19th, in the 19th century kind of, or like the, not the 19th century.

It happens around like late 1800s, early 1900s, where like things begin to change drastically at a shorter period. Because like if you, if you grew up in 1605, right? And then your kid grows up in like 16.45 is the same place. And your kid grows up in like 1630. It's not really much as different, you know, like there's maybe like a new building or like your horse is dead. You know, but like that's, that's, it's not like now where it's like I don't even. Like when we were in school, compared to like even four years later when like fucking AI, dude. AI, AI alone is like a fucking drastically.

It's already to the point where I like I posted something in my story recently of a guy robbing a store in New Jersey. He throws his bike down to rob like to go things. And he did it in a few seconds. And in those few seconds, a guy that was standing next to him outside. robbed his bike. So it happens. And to me, it looks real because it looks like

it's an actual store guy. Like, who is this guy? It's so funny. And I have to think that I'm like, God, what if this fucking store made this an AI? Because it's CCTV.

Oh, because, yeah, it's for a promotion. And that's the thing where I was going to promote that, though. I was going to promote that. This isn't easily steal.

That's actually a good point. So it's probably real. That's why I did share it. But also it's in the back of my head. I'm like, I hope I don't get four. Yeah, everything in the, that's the thing. It's like everything you see now is like there should be something in the back of your head being like, is this real?

It didn't used to be that way. Let me show you. Let me show you. That's true. That's the hide the, the, so like, done by real people. You can just see, you know, him, Romney. So the guys outside. That looks too clear almost to be.

It does look really good. And then like, so me, I was like, it seems real. That is so funny. The store has a very small page. so it doesn't seem like they're trying to go viral. So it seems, I look, normally things that I don't do. I'm trying to check it out and verify

that this isn't fucking AI. That's how good AI has gotten. That's the smart thing to do. That's crazy. I don't believe anything I see anymore unless I see it. I'm sure a lot of songs by AI. I'm sure a lot of writing. Apparently people said,

Strange of Things writing was involved with AI for the final season. I mean, no way. It was like AI actively in it. Like, why not? Fucking D&D would have done that if it was available. It scares me so much.

It's like, all the things I love are just going to be gone. I'm going to have to make my own storylines of everything They're gonna have to have to make my own stories And they're gonna be dogs like I'm dogs that are dogs that are making stories I'm so scared They are they are gonna have to start

Like putting labels on things Where like a game is gonna have to have like a sticker on it Yeah where it says like no Gen AI or something Like organic that's what's gonna be like organic You're right or whatever like it's gonna have to be It's gonna have to be like it's gonna have to be It's gonna have to be I don't understand why I don't because I don't

I don't know. I have no interest in... I have no interest in that really. The fact they're trying to use Deney, I had to fucking do character designs really bothers me. It really bothers me. It's like,

why? There was some studio that's like really popular that just got, they were doing it. Oh my God. Larian tried to do it? No, it wasn't. I mean, you're right,

but it was something. And they got backlash. Oh, the Liza P people. The Lies of P people were, because they're making a sequel. And I'm like, dude, they were so sad.

They're making a sequel, but then they were hiring on their hiring page. It's like A. artists, which is like, what the fuck even is that? Some guy going like, make a fucking puppet. Yeah, he's, it makes me so sad. Hiring prompters. Yeah, it's just like, you know how to prompt really well.

It's like, yeah, so can anybody in five minutes. If you have practiced with any of these AI models for like maybe like five, ten minutes and you, you've mastered it. The fuck are you talking about it. You really know how to. It sucks because that is, I hate the people like, you'll see a handful of people that are embracing it. And it annoys me. Dude, this is Diplo. Oh, he, what a cunt. Diplo is beefing with this guy.

Like, I just, I just, I just followed me because I, um, I replied to something that Diplo said. And, uh, now I've been following their back and forth. Cause I can't imagine being as famous as Diplo and continuously with some guy with some fucking guy on Instagram that's not that big. Like he's relatively like maybe the same size as me or something or maybe bigger. I don't fucking really remember. but like that always shocks me because what a sad fuck and he's like he's like a really big artist

and he's like yeah this is people want fast like results they want consistent basically he's like saying this is better it's way better to just use this and it's like what happened to you man at some point you had to have gotten into music to be like I love music and I love making shit

yeah and it's just weird that at a certain point like he he obviously became soulless and he's like I don't care about making music anymore I just want products and whenever you hear somebody say product you know it's over yeah you know like oh this is a fucking product

it's not it's not art it's not like oh I love when I'm making it but you're not yeah I don't know it's not letting people get good at the the big issue is going to be is like a lot of the low effort or a lot of the early work is going to be supplemented by AI they're going to have AI do like oh

we'll do instead of like they might have an artist do the finalization of logos, right? They might have like a real artist like, okay, we need a logo for our company. We'll hire an artist, but we'll prompt a bunch of like, you know, ideas in chat GPT, the bad logos that exist before the good one does.

And we'll do that and we'll just hand that to a real artist or whatever. That shit sucks. But then you're getting, you're not letting people get good at the thing. So you're going to run out of people who are good at the thing at the end because you're not having enough people

who are bad at the thing at the beginning. it's like a completely That's not how anything's supposed to work The part of that that bothers me is the fact That's like the conversation needs to be If this exists we have to create frames For people to live within it And that's not happening

That's where my argument for AI always comes from It's like if you guys are going to push this thing All right cool How are people going to be able to fight for themselves That's interesting Derek what do you think You see This thing is doomed Well according to my calculations

Fucking me gay Oh. Rivening. Who would have guessed? Go to the crowd. Who guessed Derek was gay and everyone's hands are on? Everyone's like, dude, have you seen those guys making content? Like, there's a bunch of them doing it now.

They're all copying each other where you, you take a picture of somebody and you say, hey, do you think this person is gay? And then they'll be like, yeah, every guy says yes. And then they ask them, do you think people will think you're like, are you gay or straight? Oh, I'm straight. Do you think people will believe you or do you'll think that? And they always say, of course. And then it's just a cycle of everyone thinking everyone else is gay. And it's like, oh, it's the way he's standing.

Yeah, it's just standing. Oh, look at that fucking shirt. Dude, there's a guy. It was so funny. He was wearing a guy. He had a Z chain. There was a Z on it. He's, of course, he's a fucking Z.

He's a fucking zesty. It was so funny. I was like, that was actually a good one. That's pretty good. He had a fucking zesty chain. I think we're cooked. I think the end is near. I think the swan song's happening.

I think the stars are getting dark. I think the night is getting longer. I think I'm going to explode. I think it's going to explode. Do you guys hear about Real quick Garden Grove? What was happening in Garden Grove? What is that?

So like Garden Grove wasn't too far It's in Orange County And so it's about Yes, I did hear about it The chemical spill, right? That's just happening? Yeah, that plastic gas chemical shit Now luckily

So an update on, I think it was Sunday An update on Sunday Was that Um They There was a little crack And so it alleviated some of the pressure So it was

most likely going to explode. Like it was the chemical. I forgot what the chemical was, but it's like, like, plastic or something shit. It's, there's like a meth or something

yeah, yeah, whatever the fuck is called. But yeah, yeah, yeah. And so to be clear, we're talking about like in Arch County there was like a, like a factory or like a, or like a warehouse

an epoxy place like chemical. And it was like, there was a leak. And it was getting crazy over there for a little bit. It was like over, it was like overreeding. Yeah.

So they couldn't figure out of it. And it was, they said it was going up like a degree an hour. So it was just getting hotter. It started at 70-something degrees and then went to like 90-something And then it was starting to like go

And people were like Oh shit we don't know how to cool it down They're putting water on it This is probably gonna blow They evacuate it probably like 50,000 people And so there was just all these shelters It was pretty crazy It looked like a ghost town

When people were like recording shit Of course some people started Fucking looting stores Did you uh Were you affected by that at all? No luckily So where I'm at in Fullerton It was just far enough away

But like It's like barely though right Like you're right there It was enough to where I was still like What they're saying, I don't know if I trust them, you know, but they said they assured that they said it's not going to explode. They said the crack alleviated enough pressure. It won't blow up. His house explodes?

It blows up. It blows up. The only person is fine is the cat. Mine's the blast center. Yeah, the cat survived. Cat made it. Fucking flipped land on his feet. Lands right in here through your window.

Yeah, there's fucking. But like my apartment where it used to be an only mine, you can actually see hell. Like you can see it Like you can lose off it He's like, oh no He runs and his skitters away He just keeps going About this day

Yeah so that's That's interesting And they haven't completely solved it yet So there still might be some leakage The people in the immediate vicinity Might choke to death So that's pretty cool

It's like a mini Chernobyl kind of thing happening Yeah yeah I love It's just like I want people I want good old boys I want good old boys And people vote Republican

To remember this Like this is what deregulation is. When you say that the government shouldn't be involved in safety, shut the fuck up, dude. That's what fucking Texas freezes over and kills a bunch of people.

That's when it floods and kills children. Yeah. Because, like, this is what happens. This is deregulation. It's arguably the only area that they really should be in. Yes. They're supposed to keep people safe.

That's the point. At the minimum of the government should provide people with ability to be able to be. Oh, this daddy state here trying to not kill people. You know, not letting children drown and shit, that's pussy shit. Let them drown.

That's American, bro. Let God sort them out, you know. Trans people are bad and stuff. What's the opposite of Chernobyl, you think? Chernobyl. Spell it out. Chirpathetic? Lochinoble.

Loachian worthy. Chadastardly. Loved. Chadastardly. Chadastardly. Chadastardly sounds like a, like a shit dynasty. Shid dynasty.

Chinable. Most opposite of noble. exactly that's what I was just trying to figure out Noble's opposite is like a lowborn Yeah I don't know like A lowborn Libborn

Distitute Lebonric Sure vagrant All right I don't know Lebonrek Shapor Here we go

He wasn't here for a reverse Jesus Oh you missed reverse Jesus Lebonreque Would you Welcome to Lebonre Seege So Siege and And Sissom

Seesam Oh yeah Seage and Sisom Isam is a is a is reverse Moses and reverse Jesus. Are they evil? No. Well, Jesus was a fucking pest.

Reverse Jesus is a fucking nuisance and everyone hated him except for one guy. And he didn't betray him. He thought he was pretty cool. Yeah, everybody else betrayed him. Everybody was pissed off at the first breakfast. They fucking, they grabbed his ass. They taped him to a, what was it? They taped him to an axe.

And they left him to a circle. I mean, they did it in a circle. They rolled him in a cave, and then three days later, he's still there. He's still there. He's like it. Later, a lion came out. So, CSOM, with his zero suggestions, he went to the mountain, got no suggestions. He came back with slabs of zero suggestions.

Slabs of cum. They're like, you're so clearly a jackbox minded. I think slabs of cum as funny because it can't exist. Yeah, amazing. We're going to move on to questions. This is that reverse. That's cum, Moses. I guess. What is that reverse Moses?

Moses? Comes us? This sucks. Let my semen go. Let my semen flow. Leave my people here. They got to put come on their doors so the kids don't get killed. The fucking Pharaoh's like, thanks Moses.

Thanks, Seasolm. Appreciate it. Okay, great. That's insane. Oh my fucking God. Tell O Pharaoh, leave my people exactly where was where is it where was reverse moses found was on a plate in mud basket that's a place i don't know what's the opposite of a tub is a tub in mud what's the

opposite of a basket no a tub is just a big basket or a refrigerator a refrigerator a refrigerator is like an oven or something oh fuck yeah i like that i like that i like that i guess or they a freezer would be opposite of a fucking yeah something like that well yeah but i mean you know same shit con tunt On a microwave. We're going to move on to some questions from our patrons over at Patreon.com slash a snark tank. Remember, you can go over there. Anyway, what do we got?

How are you doing? You're doing a little drum session in your mind? Let my people go. That's pretty good. Yeah, it was from Fresh Prince. When they're in jail, they're driving. and then Carlton, you know, he's the stupid and oblivious. And Will Smith is trying to instruct him to like, hey, do this.

Carlton, turn off the car. Carlton, you know, step out of the car, Carlton. Because, you know, and they eventually get arrested because the cop sees two black men driving in a very nice neighborhood. And then they're trying to like, they're in the jail and there's some like weird guy. And he's trying to cheer him up. I think I do. And they say that, yeah, that's what he did. And he starts singing and dancing, but still looking kind of hard at the end.

Anyway, that's one of my favorite moments. then they're trying to get like on the news. What's the best bit of writing that you've seen in something that doesn't deserve it? You know what I mean? Like a like a show that's like this is not going to, this is not going to be in the animals of history of like the best shows ever. But like that's unreasonably well written. I know.

What is it? The scene in Trek 2 where they're getting attacked about the cops and he's grinding the pepper inside of the coffee space. Oh, the shit is crazy. That's like so good. The fact that like that's so good. The fact that they animate. them planting the catnip on it. That's crazy.

Like that's awesome. Like that's such a good. Trek 2 is great though. It's great, but it's like that people agree that. But there's like, there's moments where it's like what? That's like,

it's like, it's like what the fuck are these jokes? Who wrote these jokes? Spongob got a lot of them. These are like great joke moments. For like a fucking Nicktoon. It is kind of crazy. It's like that.

There's also like moments from Avatar Lass Emender that are just so like, But these are good shows. They're good shows. I understand that well-regarded shows. But it's like, where is this? Where this is not the same level of quality you're giving me in this moment. No, but I'm talking about like if there's like a moment in like earnest goes to jail.

You know what I mean or something like that? Because in my mind, like the one thing that takes out to me is like that that sweet life. The sweet life is Zach and Cody, I think. Where they're teaching London how to drive. Amofo. Yeah, it's just like, oh, it's on the prindle. on like the PRNDL It's like oh it's on the Prindle

The Prindle And it's like That whole bit is Unreasonably good And I remember being like Why is this in this fucking show? This show is not a Show's not very good

It's not a very good show It's suitable for children I guess But I remember in that moment I was like that's a really fucking clever bit Oh yeah Oh the Prindle yeah You want to turn on the radio What do you want am or fom

Like that's a great fucking line Prendle at every one I thought of that. Right, exactly. I never thought of it either. But, like, that's what makes it good. Yeah.

I don't think of, like... I'll say, maybe not in comedy, but I, I think, uh, the second live action Transformers movie has, like, an action sequence that I'm like, God, this was, like, the choreography, it was like, it was so good. It was basically when it was Optimus Pride versus all the Decepticons. Yeah. Come on. And he, like, I'll take you all.

I'll take all you niggas on. And then he's backstab beats the... He feels. He fucks them up so bad. Like he rips. Dude, I was like, if there were,

this is a sentient metal being and it gets his face ripped in half where I'm like, that's actually like disgusting. It is kind of. Like, if it was like meat, you'd be like, yo. But anyway. It's really crazy is that like in those movies,

had no business being as good as that was. Optimus is kind of a monster. Well, he's a prime, dude. Primes don't fuck around. He's not like a good, like he's not the good guy,

Optimus Prime. He's kind of a war mugger. Like there's one. That's exactly how. supposed to be. He's no, it's, no. Yes, it is. I get, for the stories being told, I get him being that.

For children, it's not supposed to be that. But, like, as, if you understand what a prime is, he acts exactly the way he's supposed to act. I love it. For the story, we're given, it makes sense. For the character of Optimus Prime, he is famously not a killing fucking, he's, he's, he's no nonsense, dude. But he's a good dude, he's like, I understand right from wrong and I won't murder

people. It's like in Superman, Superman, like, grab some guys like guess what. Like there's a moment. That's not prime, dude. There's a moment in one of the movies where the guy is like, get this arm cut off. I just walked up to him, but the guy's begging and pleading. Remember the video he guy who was like, fuck, please, don't do it.

Fuck. Don't hurt me. Please, don't hurt me. And I remember laughing at that so much. He's like, shit. Don't fucking kill me. Shit. Fuck, man.

Please don't kill me. Yeah. And he just, and I'm like, that's. That's not Optimus. I know this guy. Are you, like, talking about, like, Hasbro 80s cartoon? Well, that's Optimus Prime. Yeah, that's, we don't care about that.

That's crazy. So, so, like, are you talking about the original character where he's based off? Am I talking about the, the character? The character, the character. Yeah, no, we're not talking about that. That's the character. That's not. He's famously, he's famously not a brutal guy.

So they actually started taking it seriously because it's not just about making toys. So they made comics. They made everything else around it. comics he's not a murderer he's fucking dude he he he gets down when it's time to boogie but he doesn't kill people like that but he does a guy they're robots so it doesn't seem like murder but he does optimist is like a like a leader he's like a gentle leader yes who can stand tall and fight yes primes dude but i don't like i think you need to read into primes did you i'm i'm aware of the primes did you did you play the um the fall games and the rise of war and falls yeah and war and

There's times where he's like he tries to talk Megatron. Those games, by the way. Way better than it should be. That's a great. Way better than they should be. That's actually a great example. Particularly the rise of Cybertron. That game is so good.

That's like why is this game good like this? That's the second one. No, fall is the second one. No, fall. I never played the second one. Whatever the second one. I think it's, Falls online was slit as fuck.

It was great. Those games are unreasonably good. I think it's war. War and rise? A war of fall. I think it's, let me, let me, let me, let me, I think it's war in full, but let's, let's verify that. They're on Steam.

Are they really? You can't get them anymore. You have to think the ancient steam key, which I'm probably going to buy eventually. I've been circling it for a while. I mean, really just pirate it, really. I guess if you really want to play them, yeah. If you can't buy it, if they don't give you an option to buy it, like, sorry. Like, I'm stealing it.

It's so much. But those games are really. Yeah, war and stuff is gone because, dude, I bought cold. I mean, dude, the beginning of Destiny 2 is gone. I bought, dude, I bought freaking on Force Unleashed, right? and on Steam the Force Unleached DLC isn't in the game Oh really?

Yeah you kid the DLC on Steam I don't think I ever played the DLC for Force Unleash And I'm like dude the DLC is so fucking funny Because you kill I think I'm pissed three You kill everybody You kill Leia You kill Leia characters right

You kill Yoda You kill Yoda You kill Han and a freaking Chewy too Why what is it? You caught off Luke's army You make him your apprentice Dead serious That's awesome

Dead serious You make Luke your apprentice Yeah look we come Start Kill his apprentice He goes to the battle Of the fucking Galen And I'm like, what the fuck is happening? I feel like when I thought I killed him.

Was there something? Did I play it wrong? No, I swear. I guess I probably just remember. Because Luke gets them to get out of there, the rebel to get out of there. They like see him to get out of there. And I'm like, that's not how that works at all, but also sick. It's late 2000 Star Wars.

It's like not serious. It was what's crazy is that it went from being really serious to not serious at all, which is so funny. I mean, I think that's the better place for it to be like. Because Coutour is such a like, philosophical game, like hyper philosophical. Well, and it's like... But has it always... Like, I feel like anything that was like old was serious

and then everything that's in like the modern setting has never been like particularly... It's been wacky. I don't know. At least that's... Force and Leach I loved. I think it's just like... It's just like... The Force Unleash is my favorite Star Wars anything.

How do you explain this guy in Star Wars? It doesn't matter. It's like, what the fuck? If this dude was walk around this strong... He's too powerful of a character to just shove... be in there. If this motherfucker's walking around like this, then what's... In the first one, you beat the emperor.

And I'm like, what? No, you technically lose, but you like fight the emperor. You're pretty much up there. And I'm like, what is going? I don't know. I look at it, I look at it, I look at it kind of like a battlefront, like multiplayer type situation. It's like one team plays as like whatever, you know, the empire, the other team plays

like the republic, I guess. Yeah. If it's droid's a republic, if it's... I don't remember. If it's the empire, then it's... But like those battles have a canon ending But like in the game they don't Sometimes you know whatever

But those are just fights No but what I'm saying is like That's what a force unleashed is It's like this is not happening Like this is just a thing This is play around in Star Wars for a little bit I get it And it's awesome

It's like Lego Star Wars That Lego Batman game is apparently very good It's very good I got it Did you play it? Did you play it? After the Switch yeah How is it so far? The because it looks like an Arkham game straight up

Yeah the freaking the Batmobile Arts parts are crazy because it's literally just Arkham, but they made it, like, oh. Is it better than Arkhamite? Is there, is there stealth fucking Batmobile missions? I haven't gone to that part if there is parts like that yet. No, there's no way that they would put that in. Going on the roof, going on the roof, use the Batmobile to pride his roof open.

I'm like, bro, what the fuck is a, you're on a, you're on a gargoyle. You're on a gargoy statue with the fucking Batman. And then Batman's standing on top of the Batmobile, too. The gargoyle is holding the car. Fucking, fucking bad guy has to shoot out the gargoyle. the car falls down. I love that. When he put it on the hardest setting, dude,

like the Arkham games, no, no, no. I'm not saying you do anything weird with the car. I'm just excited to see what you're going to say. No, I just love that, like, the, how,

because you know, the henchmen are completely retarded, but if you put the, if you put the difficulty all the way up, they're actually pretty smart to where, like, they'll start shooting out the fucking, the places where you can,

like, perch or whatever, and they'll start, it actually starts to be like, oh, I can't just, like, chill. You know, like, so you have to kind of like be small. I like, it makes you really feel like Batman, I guess. There's a scene when he grabs a guy and he walks him over to the car and he starts turning on the car wheel.

Oh, that's a good one. And I'm like, bro, this is. Because if he twitches the wrong way, Batman, he'll go under that wheel and he'll die. It's incredibly violent. You can't risk this stuff, bro. You got to chill. He's holding grown men like that. When he's interrogating him, he's holding them.

And my favorite one, because he does different actions. but my favorite one is when he brings them to his elbow. He's like, all right, you got the information. He's like, they're dead. Oh, look, they're dead. The wind-up elbow to the temple is insane. Like, that is a crazy attack. It's obvious everyone's seen it, but the one when he does the jump over the guy

and kicks him into the fucking gas main, and it blows up. And he's like, now talk. And I'm like, Bruce. You know what's crazy? Is that those games are pretty violent? relative. But I Have you ever played

Splinter Cell Conviction? Do you know anything about that game? That's the Xbox 3601. That's the 361. Yeah. It was more action-oriented. That is the most violent game

I think I've ever played in my life. Really? The way that, the way Sam Fisher in that game beats people up is so clearly on, it's so demonic. Like he'll take a guy's head and put it in a urinal

and elbow the back of his head into the urinal and break it. Multiple times. You can do this to people. And it's like, this is too much, dude. Somebody's going to try to do this to someone and realize that it's not a joke. He's like, you know, like someone's going to be like... The toilet's going to break.

The porcel is going to come out. He's going to go straight to the guy's throat. He's going to be like, oh, the toilet's going to remain where it is. The elbow and the head will have give. The elbow will break. The head will break. And he's going to be like a flat like a like a, like that blobfish. Oh, my God, the toilet at a certain point.

Oh, no. My favorite, you, you played the Mortal Kombat 9, right? Yeah. The ones where they're all sluts, the girls? They're very attractive. But yes. Yeah. They're very attractive.

But there's, um, there, those games are crazy because, like, you finish the game after a long fight and your ribs and shit are exposed. It looks so dumb, dude. And it's like, yeah. You're so fucked up in your eyes. Everything's, but you basically turn into like a fucking brown person. You're so bruised. I'm sorry.

You're so fucking bruised that you basically, if you're a white character, you have a new shade of color. Okay. Okay. I was going here with you. I was like, what do you mean, Somali? Yeah, you turned, you're so fucked up that you look brown. I mean, I think that all the time, but like, you say it?

I agree, but like, you want to say that lie? You want to say it first? I don't know, I don't really. Those games are crazy, dude. You just had a fucking brutal-ass fight. fucking, for me, I'm a big, I'm a big, I'm a big, freaking what to call it, Malina fan. I'm a big Amelia fan.

Who is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? Melina. She's the fucking the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, white. What color is that? Yeah, he's pink. It's, it's, it's, uh, and, uh, and Katana's purple, right? No, Katana's blue. She's, she's straight up blue. Colorblind. Uh-oh. I thought, because I thought, I thought, she straight up blue. I thought the blue character was sub-zero. What color is a scarf? She's also blue. I don't know

that most of people say they're blue. Not because they are blue to me. I don't know anymore. Now I bring auto-cracks like that's new. Let's see. I'm going to pull up a picture of Katana and you tell me what the color. No, I just want I want to see if how you're, if you're actually colorblind or not. But yeah, she was, she's Malina. I'm a big Malina fan. They give her the rap, the mummy rap skin in that game. And I'm like, that's the, it's the, it's the game that made them for some reason, they kind of like over corrected. In MKX,

it was fine. No one complained. It was MK11 is when they, I can't remember who it was, who was ever associated with the game where they started, they got on a soapbox and were like, oh,

we, we cleaned up the image because it's unrealistic to go in the battle with the bikinis. And I was like, it's unrealistic. I almost had the hard R. I was like,

I almost had the hard R too. I thought about it. Because I'm like, you already fixed it in MKX. Why are you saying this now? As if you did something. No, there's nothing. Like it was,

I don't care about that shit. In K-11, they were... Who really does? Okay, man. How does this look to you? Color. Oh. Like the...

What's the color? What color? That looks purplish to me. I see what you're saying. That's blue, though. I could see, like, at a glance, if you, like, show that to me, I would maybe second guess that it was purple.

That's blue. That's definitely purple. Blue. I was like, God damn. Well, I was like, okay, your eyes are a little different. No, I can tell that's, I can tell that's blue because people say it's blue. Yeah, it's, I don't know any, like, I don't know any more if my brain is like, oh, I like that blue.

That's a halo of blue. My eyes are, what you call it, my eyes are not good. So for me, I'm like, oh, people say this is blue when I see that color. When I see that color, I associate what people have told me is that color sometimes. What color is that? What? What? You got to tell me the thing so I can.

Are you kidding? I'm already out of the fight a little bit, all right? Please help me. The only thing there with color, I guess. What, the empty space? We were going to move on to questions a while ago. I forgot. On a scale, all right, we're going to do questions.

You all right? I'm flummoxed by that response. Patreon. Patreon.com slash the Star Tank. Remember, you can go over there. You can ask your questions. Look at that empty space. On a scale from Casey Anthony to Ian Watkins, how much.

And then it cuts off. Sorry. Ian Watkins. Oh, I like the... Who's Ian Watkins again? He's the Lost Prophet. Oh, no. And I think he got killed in prison recently. That's true.

Yeah. The Lost Profit of what? So, Lost Profit is a band. I'm not familiar with their music, but I think in the 2010s they had like a single or something that went pretty big. So Ian Watkins fucked a baby. Legitimately. And I think he might have taped it or something, too. And so he obviously went to prison and then somebody eventually, they're from Britain land.

Well, not obviously. What do you mean? Not obviously? Not obviously. Evidently. Right? I guess, yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

What are you saying? He said obviously he went to prison, but it's like, it's not that obvious, really. That he would go to prison for fucking a kid. Well, I guess in modern day, yeah. In modern day. It is kind of, yeah. So surprisingly, he went to prison. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It used to be a foregone conclusion. Here's the thing. He's in, well, so he's in the UK. I think they're a little bit better about that. I assume. Probably, yeah. So he, and then some, some British bloke,

some, some British brother, you know, it's going like, one, two, fam, and then the, and then the,

tin can, and then he fucking stabbed him. He stabbed him to put his body lit up. One, two, fam, I like tin can. Sort of glowing.

I want to eat spam, but I guess that's American. They got a pistol shrimp to come in there and punch his head off. And they got him. There's a video of a pistol shrimp punching a crab's head off,

and it made me sad. That's crazy. Really? Yeah, I'm just like, what do you... They don't have faces. One, two, three, I have big knees. Well, that's what I'm saying.

It's like you, but you understand where the face is. We have big fees and we want big trees. I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't humanize seafood. We don't humanize food. I don't even eat it either. I'm also fine. Anyway, this guy wrote in.

I like my tea and I like my toast. What's so fun? Says, what's up, figure nuggets? I don't like that. I am not a figure nugget. I'm going to keep stuck in this bloke. says I know Chris is the only one of you has done psychedelics. I wanted to ask, Chris, what is your relationship with them?

Were they just silly fun? Do they have a profound impact on your life like they did for me? TLDR, they got me out of a deep depression and got me to appreciate the little things in life. And for Derek and Kingston, what would it take to make you consider trying them? Let me say this. I've not had like a profound, like, I don't know. It literally has just been like, oh, this is interesting. I've not had like, maybe in the moment things have felt like intense or like surreal or like, oh, this is fascinating.

But like a day later, I'm like, hey, all right. Like, I'm back to normal. I already done therapy. I don't need that. I think it works. I genuinely think it works. And if you're looking for that, that's the only way that works. Like, if you're, like you said, he was like a depression or whatever.

And if you're looking to get out of that thing, that psychedelics could help you out in that way. But if you're just like, oh, I just want to try them, like, you're probably not going to have a life changing experience. Like, I just want to fuck around and see how it feels. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Closest thing, I tried Sovia. It was old.

My friend had will held onto it for like a long time. That's crazy. Decades. It was like so like some old ass. Sousia sucks. It was, uh, it. How do you know? You don't know. You don't have to talk about.

I didn't really. Nothing happened to me other than at one point. I had a faint. We're in my apartment. Uh, this was in like 07. My friend almost leaped into a new dimension. I saw him in the corner of my apartment.

He was like kind of stretched out on the floor. So he was like actually like something was happening in him. Uh, I don't remember. And then me, I just remember, um, I saw a, like buzz saws flying through the air faintly. And I was like,

this is fucking lame. It's so dog shit. If you're just, the thing, my friend was like, yo, you want to go do, you want to go smoke some weed?

And I was like, I guess we went to a gas station. We bought K2. If anybody right remembers that shit. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And I took a hit. And I was like,

I don't like this. I took like two hits. And I was like, this feels not good already. Like it tastes bad. Yeah. Warm. And then I just got like,

Beligerently high I got so high I'm pretty sure I turned it to a deer Like I was like It was like I was like So not human During that period of being high And I was like I'm never doing this again

Yeah I don't know Like you know how You know how you're in a dream You can see yourself Even though you're in first person I mean sometimes You kind of you kind of know I know your space that you're inhabiting

I felt like I wasn't a human in my space I felt like I was CJ I was CJ and playing the game At the same time And I was like, this is horrible. Why do people do this? Yeah, I don't know. I, uh, I've only, like, the most I've done is like three point three, three and a half grams of shrooms or something.

Take a whole stream. That would be insane. Take a whole stream. But like the thing that's like, I've heard it. I've heard it and seen it depicted in so much. And this is like to be, this is true for everything basically. It's true for weed as well. Like people, there's all these depictions of like people high on weed or whatever.

And they're like, you know, in media. And it's like, whoa. And it's like, you. you do it and you're just like, I'm just kind of hungry. I'm kind of hungry and things are really funny. That's it. That's really. And so Shrooms was the same thing for me.

I was like, I was expecting like crazy shit. But like if you're just aware of what's happening, you're just like, oh, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, the devil is chasing me or something. It's like, like, I didn't freak you out or anything. No. To exacerbate your hallucinations. No, I mean, there's freaky things about it because your body is poisoned. And it goes into a state of like, we got to fix this. And so like you feel sick in a weird way and it's interesting.

I guess I could see why it can connect you to like nature or whatever because I totally get that. But like I've not had this experience where like a demon reaches out of the ground and pulls me into a fucking vortex and I'm running from Satan and Jafar. Like this is like the shit that I've heard people describe. as like shroom experiences I'm like I don't know what the fuck you're doing Like I straight up Like did you do like 18 grams of shrooms Because like I just don't even understand how you would

I don't understand how you would reasonably experience Something like that unless you were trying to kill yourself With the dosage I just don't get it Is that shrooms and acid are different things Acid is of that shit hits you hard apparently Sure but this is but you understand what I'm saying People keep saying this

It's like oh being drunk is crazy And then you're drunk is like I'm just kind of like Not good at driving That you Or wait And then weed, it's like, oh, it's crazy. And then you're just like, I'm just kind of hungry. Oh, no, shrooms is crazy.

And it's like, well, no, I just feel kind of sick. And I'm thinking about things in an interesting way. Yeah, I think a lot of those people. I'm sure acid is crazier than shrooms, but like, I doubt it's as crazy as people say it is. I'm just like, I'm not really that curious about it anymore. The manifestation of like, especially when you talk about alcohol where, because, yeah, I've noticed that too, just being very normal about it. Like, say the person who wants to be a promiscuous slut, they drink. And now they feel less ashamed of doing that thing.

It didn't make you do it. But you're just like, we. And now like, oh, you know what I'm saying? Like, or people just don't care. They say something about beer goggles and shit. I'm like that's not fucking real. It doesn't. It doesn't make you a different person.

It is really inhibitors get weekend. Yeah. It unlocks the deep shit. And now you're like, I'm going to fucking do this. I'm going to, uh, I'm going to do that. I'm going to be a dude right now. I imagine. It's like, who cares?

Many men probably had sex with dudes after being drunk. They're like, I've always wanted to try this, but I was always too ashamed. Now I don't care. I was kidding some guys a nut off the side of his cheek. And he's like, yeah. They wake up and now they're like probably, you know, now that they're back to normal. They're like, oh, no. Am I gay now?

And now they're going to like struggle. Like you're gay. Yes. You suck the guy's dick. You are officially you cross the threshold. Sucking a person's dick out of want is gay. You're gay. That is a.

You're gay. And that's fine. That's completely okay. But you got to, you got to talk to something about that. You got to talk to someone about it. You got to talk to yourself about that. That's an internal conversation. Keep sucking more dick and really find out if that's what you want to keep doing.

I have been drunk and high plenty. I've been cross-fated quite a few times. I never been like, I've got to find a penis. Do you guys? I've never been like, I got to. Do you guys get horny at all when you're drunk? Not at all. Not even remotely.

Not me. Personally, no. Personally, I have, let's put it this way, I've benefited from women. Like we're drunk like I'm at a club Oh I rarely go to clubs But at example I was just one of the memories of like Being at some dumb club in Arizona

And I'm getting fucked with my friends And then chicks fucking just dancing on me We're just like hooking up and shit Like there's a benefit But I've never been like I really want to do this It's never really emptied up for me I'm so trumped from my experiences of like

Interacting with situations Because people are drunk That I don't I When I'm drunk I stay away from women explicitly Like I don't my behavior doesn't really change But I'm just like I've seen What this is.

This can turn into no way for me. That never. That's just trauma. Luckily that never, yeah, I never was bought, but also that was so many years ago. I had to take a witness day because of that shit.

The shit fucking really bothered. Right. I was like, I completely understand. Yeah, that's why I'm like, I don't like people getting drunk in my house either. I'm like,

don't get bliss in my fucking house. Please, like just get drunk. I think it's so funny. I think you would want. I hate that. I know what you mean. Yeah.

I think you should. One of our friends I tried to kick out once. I was like, hey, you have a ride home? Well, they got like too drunk? Yeah, and they were like, I'm so plashing. I was like, you got a ride home though, right?

And I kept like, you got a ride home. I remember this. And they were like, no. Was I there? I must have been there. You were there. You were there. There's the one apartment you didn't live in with me.

Did you get them a ride home? And I was like, oh, yeah. You could see them a living room. Did you get them a ride home to make them leave? Like, hey, I got you. I got you. I got you. No, I mean, I got you in a car.

Like, oh, you can sleep here, I guess. Oh, you can sleep here. I'm in my house. Yeah, I don't know It's like I'm sure I'm sure these And maybe it's a dosage thing But like I think

I think I remember when I was on Shrooms I felt like there were these profound things That I was thinking about And it's not that they're valueless or whatever But I do think it's kind of like When things are funny on weed Or when you're high It's like

It's not that they're not funny But they're way funnier Like when you're high There was a like I've laughed at shit That I'm like What the fuck even is this That we were laughing at I want to get high

And look at my fucking like hammer reel You'll crack the fuck up I bet I'll probably die I will say I think everything is so funny when you're high I've been high in a while

man I think I mean me neither I've had different experiences even smoking like the same like strain or whatever yeah like so most of the time it would just be relaxing

I smoke weed in a very small window like 2013 for a few months just to like yeah get over like some bullshit you know sure yeah

in that small window 90 some percent nine times out of 10 it just cooled me and just relaxed me and then there was a couple of times it was weird where I experienced finally that stereotypical I was stuck

I was stuck like I couldn't fucking move and then where I looked in the mirror and I burst it out laughing I'm just looking at myself and laughing so hard you looked at my house to your back and like I normally so I thought that was interesting like when I sobered out of that I was like oh that's that fucking shit that people would like

the stereotypical thing that they I normally wouldn't experience that Yeah, it would normally just be like... You never sit the lean before, right? No. What the fuck? No. I've drank lean and smoked you before, too, and that combination is horrible.

I imagine. Because you turned into a literal zombie. See, your problem is that you did so much crazy shit so early. Yeah. That's insane that you would have done lean. Yeah. I mean, like, I didn't, I wasn't, I wasn't like guzzling it, but I drank lean before and smoked to me.

I mean, I've had like, like, what the equipment, like, I took a shot of a codeine one time because my... Dr. Dr. Dr. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on. You're a monster. No, no, no one's drink. raw code. What I'm saying, there was coding, there was coating in the cough syrup. Like there was a cough syrup that,

you know, like a Tylenol coughed with coating or whatever the fuck. And my friend, my roommate at the time was like, hey, fucking, just took a shot of it. And I hated it because I don't like, first of all, I just don't like being, I need to be in control. I don't like being, you know, being fucked

up, you're not in control, right? Your motor skills aren't as good. So now you take a shot of this stuff and immediately I'm like, I want to feel normal, but I literally can't. It's like it's like the feeling I don't get too drunk and I imagine that's what it feels like being too drunk. Have you ever been fucking completely slosh before?

I've been on the board because I had the first time Tell you something right now. When this guy goes, when this guy dies When this president's dead, I I haven't been drunk in a very, very long time. We're getting fucked up. I am fucking, I don't even care how sick.

I'm sure I'll get very sick. It's like I expect to be. It's time. I'll try to prepare. I'll get some fucking, what is the, I'll get a shit ton of pediolite, but I'm sure it's not gonna matter.

Look at the Z biotics. I don't know if you've, like fucking all these assholes like slang that shit. Yeah. I'm gonna fucking buy all that bullshit. I'm gonna get Christal, dude.

A bunch of peptides and shit like that. Yeah. Collagen. I'm like a drip. Ooh, let's do that. We should go get the IV drips after. That'd be sick.

I mean, dude, when he, we stay up all night because I've done that in forever. One of our friends is like, dude, when it happens, he has like a big ass house.

He's like, I'm inviting everyone over and we're getting belligerent. Oh, it's going to be a celebration, dude. It's going to be genuinely. I don't think people are like when Hitler died. It's going to be probably like the same like kind of like. I think it's going to be, I mean, it's going to be better.

More people are going to be happier because Hitler, you know, there's a lot of people that were not affected by Hitler. If you know what I'm saying. People in other countries that didn't feel the wrath of that bullshit. Trump is fucking up everyone. Worldwide is the tariffs and everything It's going to be a song and dance, bro. I don't think people are prepared for how... It's going to be like New Year's happening whenever it happens.

You know what I mean? Like, oh, here's Ryan Seacrest. This man, that comes out in his 20s. He's 20 years old again. I'm finally not stressed. I've aged a lot. That's crazy. That was so crazy.

I'm like, what the next day he's back to normal. He dies. I mean, he used a lot. He burnt that last of his reserves and he's like, I'm young. He popped his alt. Let's have a good time. And he's fucking dancing, moving, saying shit that's like really not social except him anymore.

He's dancing like a Halloween skeleton. That's insane. Like a Disney movie. Like they were to move a little too. He jumps and he jumps way too high. He's like, you know how when they jump and like that way too high? They jump and they're like almost gladdy in their feet touch. And they like, they like,

He jumped his feet are at Wimbaniama's eyes. Oh my God. That's how high he's jumping. That's terrifying. He jumped clean over Wimby. Like, Wimby's become short. No bend, you know, in the like a, it's just straight up. It's straight up a straight vert.

Just jump. You know a standing position? And it's not like a spring. It's like a, it's like a only like. It's like before they've animated the. That's insane Just acting The city's

Oh my God The country's gonna go up man I can't wait And there's gonna be so many people That I'd be like How do you feel I'm gonna be like I'm having a fucking ball man

Yeah I heard see Joe Rogan fucking cry I can't wait to see the people The people in the cult To be like What? This is so mean Like

Like Like Especially the people in their boat Dude So the New York Giants The quarterback Yeah

He introduced Trump at some rally or whatever the fuck just a little while ago. And I was just like, so this is the person that, because where, where, what are you watching to where you still? Because like everybody's abandoned him. That's in like they, they're watching the Tucker Carlson's the all the podcasters. Anything that's cool and like that was like edgy and used you. They're all not doing. Other than this established media obviously still sucking them off because they're afraid to get fired. Yeah.

Barring that in Congress people. barring that, everybody else has kind of jumped off the train. So I'm thinking about this guy to be stupid enough to do that in the New York Giants, a fucking New York where people on his team were like, hey, yo, what the fuck? I thought this was AI. Like, you really did that?

Like, that literally happened. That's crazy, yeah. And so to do that now, I was just thinking, this guy's one of those guys that, I guess, just literally watches nothing and still thinks Trump's cool. And so I'm waiting for those people's reaction. I don't have a TV.

Something happened? Like that's what I wait for those people The people I still think Trump's cool And he's killing it I spend everyday licking footballs Scrashing my nuts until they bleed a little Something happens Something happened

He's scratching his nuts He's saying it sounds wet Oh man And he gives a fucking A fucking chameleon lick all the blood off his hands And goes back to his day That's disgusting Jesus Christ

But yeah fucking, yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be funny, bro, I can't wait. Well, yeah, we all, that'll be my last, that'll probably be my last hurrah, really. The North remembers, yeah, because I don't really drink anymore. Like, I bought, like, I bought some beer because, you know, my European wife still likes beer. And, um, I, I, like, took a few sips, like a bitch. Like, I'm like, oh, mm-hmm.

And I just gave it her. And she was like, you don't like drinking, you don't like drinking hard liquor. You don't like drinking hard liquor. You don't like, pussy. I like drinks, but I don't go out drinking. Yeah, drink. drinking. I like a cocktail or like something like that. I think it's Lily's family all drink and it's like they all like make fun of me for how like I don't drink. And then I drink with them and they're like, nah, man, you, you, you don't want to drink with you. And I'm like, yeah, because you guys don't. They fucking they drink and they drink and they dance Mexican little jaunts and they take a sip. And I'm like, nah, if I'm drinking, I'm trying to go as far as I'm going to go and then be sick about it. If I'm drinking, I'm really going to go out then I'm going to drink alcohol. You don't have like a like a casual like, I'm I have a couple beers?

No. So it's you, it's all or nothing? Yeah, I'm not doing that shit, man. I don't like alcohol. So what am I doing it for? I feel like if you don't like alcohol,

then if you would, you would never go all out, right? If you're making fun of me that I'm not drinking, if you're like, oh, you don't drink your fucking lame. How does pre-pressure work on you as a 30-something year old? I think I know what he's saying. Wait, what I mean,

I think what you're saying is, uh, you're already poisoning yourself. Exactly. So if you're poisoning yourself for no, for nothing in return, let's get lit. You're just going to sit there and just poison yourself and then just be like, oh, that tasted good.

I can't. You might as well just like get something out of it. Much more poison and feeling worse is better? Yeah. In that moment, because I'm trying to prove that you can't. I kind of agree. I kind of agree with you. I couldn't agree with you less.

I actually like some cocktails, though. I don't like drinks. No, well, I think, I think there's a lot of great tasting drinks out there. I got a fucking daquiry from like, you know, we go to like, uh, I was at Buffalo Wild Wings. This Vaj over here. Yeah. Exactly. I don't give a fuck. Since I was in high school, like, peer pressure is fucking stupid.

I don't give me flying fuck. That like, oh, you drinking girly drinks? I'm like, yes. You drink Sprite too, right? Now put some alcohol on it. Are you fucking retarded? Are you a retard? Are you a retarding?

Are you retarded? Are you retarded? You want to drink that on and get a fucking threat? Like this whole thing. It's like, yo, chill, dude. That shit was, I just never, I never got like, I never cared about that. Nick of fucking, you drink Sprite. But you won't drink Sprite.

alcohol on it? Now it's girly? How the fuck does that make sense? I imagine you get a dacary, right? It's like, yeah, I'm drinking the dackey. Fuck you, dude. You're going by your business. He goes up to you.

He goes up to you. Start stirring the drink with his dick. Takes it out. One thick slap against your face. I'm finishing my drink. Then I'm going to fight him. That's a drink I spent money on. I spent money on that drink. If it's in a bar, I'm going to finish it because that's a really expensive fucking

dacery. It's like a $45. Yeah, it's like a $45. And then you got to fight. Do you like fucking motherfuckersers will drink an ice. I see at a theater, but then all of a sudden they don't want an icy with some alcohol in it. And I'm like, it's a girly drink. I'm like, shut the fuck up.

Your brain is broken. Shut the fuck up. Like, I just, I hate when people make these dumbass little rules. It's like, oh, a steak, the steak, the steak Nazis. Oh, fucking is, are you eating leather? Just a leather you have it. And then, and then fucking, they'll have beef jerky that breaks their teeth. And they're like, they're like, my beef jerky has to be actual leather, but my steak has to be soft as baby shit.

I don't like, shut the fuck. Fuck up. I hate you guys. I don't like steak that much, man. I like steak a lot, but it's not my favorite. I tried it medium rare. I've tried it fucking fucking medium well. I'm a brown guy, dude. I like well done shit. I like, I like fucking tacos like Cardin Asada. I like fajitas. I think medium well is for me. I think everything. I know we've talked about this before because we talked about like almost every type of meat tastes better with fire. I know you disagree with the fish. I remember he said that you like sushi better. I remember we talking about that. You were like, you were like you you you're like raw, the raw, the raw experience was better for you than when you're when fish was cooked barring that i'm like i haven't had a ton of cooked fish either to be fair i haven't had like swordfish or like okay oh oh oh yeah i've had like it's like salmon and tilapia pretty much gotcha that's really all i've had and i'm like i'm good i understand there's uh swordfish is very good uh halibut's very good catfish is excellent especially for people who really don't like fish because catfish is a very different um texture it's more it's closer chicken dude i oh dude fried catfish is fucking incredible dude in

When I was in Hawaii, they had a, like, fucking, what are, what are the goldfish called? What are they? They're actually, the carps, right? Yeah. They had giant carp, like huge. Like seven stories? I wanted the camera to know he had to lock it where he went back to his face because he knew it was so stupid.

It's strategy. I want to the camera to understand. I'm a snitch right now. That's fucked up. But yeah, they were, dude, they were like, one of them was like maybe like eight feet long, like genuinely huge. I was like, what the fuck? And then it came up to the water.

And I was like, I would like, like, I would like. I remember because there was also a Japanese temple that was there. You know, I was an apology after, you know, you know. Oh, it's an apology. Yeah. Why? Oh, well, I saw Pearl Harbor. That's all I got to say, where it was at least.

Oh, you actually went to see Pearl Harbor? It was. Was Matt Damon there? Whatever the fuck that guy was? That Mamon is like, watch out. Dat Neiman? That Mamon. What was that movie?

Who was in it? Was it Matt Damon or Ben Affle? No, no, Ben Affle. It was been a mixed up. You fucking did that to me. I never get a mixed up and you I get a mixed up even though

I clearly know they don't look alike at all and if I see them independently I'm like that's Ben Affleck that's Matt David but for whatever reason their projects like they've worked together once they lived together and they were friends

but like other than that it's like Matt Damon has like his his catalog rapes Ben Affleck's by it. a country mile. They both got catalogs, but Matt Damon's got a really A lot of... Matt Damon's got a respectable catalog.

Ben Affleck, what's the most respectable thing he's done? That you can think of. You can't, look it. As a retarded comic book guy, I loved him as Batman actually. But that's not good. It's not good.

I will, I'll be very objective about it. It wasn't... It was fun. They actually share their best movie, I think. What you call it? Goodwill Hunting. I think they both share... He doesn't really...

Look, that's a Matt Damon movie. He isn't gone girl. They're both good in that movie. He didn't do anything in that movie. He didn't do anything in that movie. Yeah, he's his best friend. He barely does anything in that movie. And he gives him the drive.

He like sucks him off a little bit or something. He gives him the drive. That movie is Matt Damon and Robin Williams. Shut up. Although, hold on. Let's be fair, though. You're right. That his catalog is better.

But, but... Uh-huh. The Armageddon commentary track. I didn't see. I did never. No. And I love, look it. I love Arborigone. That's the one with the oil drawers, right? Yes. So the stupidest premise for a space movie ever, and that's why it works. So there's a famous, there's like a, this famous. Do you know what I'm talking about?

No. No, but I'm so excited. So Ben Affleck did, I guess, a commentary track on back when we used to get those. Right. When media wasn't digital and everything didn't go away all the time. But he did a commentary track on Armageddon, and he gets to that scene where like they're explaining all like, oh, well they don't know shit about drilling you know and he's talking about like is that really that difficult point the drill at the ground and turn it on that's like it's a whole thing about like how stupid the idea is and he's being like genuine yeah he's not doing a bit no he's shitting all over

the idea it's like what that's awesome surely nassah scientists can figure out a drill like it's just all this stuff that's like shitting all over the premise that's fucking funny and it is the funniest thing I think I've ever seen from like it from like an actor of that calendar really fun it is hysterical I remember the born it's only like a brief like I'm sure the rest of the commentary is like just standard movie commentary commentary but like that part is like

an iconic piece of content right movie the second to last born movie the born ultimatum supremacy I think I think that one where there's a trailer where he walks up he's let up have that fight that barreduckle fight and he goes and he knocks that black person out I don't remember I actually that scene

I've actually never seen those movies I remember I remember a video for that scene where some guy who's like get that Edward and he nods him out and I remember laughing. Do you know I have this the only HD DVD movie I have? No, from the red one? I have the

HD DVD of the movie I own it. I own it. What a weird I haven't thought about that movie. Dude that was the first movie I saw that was like Blu-ray and I got scared watching because it looked so good. Who is that? Who's in that? Andrew to Joe Lee. I remember seeing that movie being like, what the fuck? Why is this

look so good. What an insane? I never even, I got scared. Bro, that was my most ape moment. I was in like, maybe like, crazy. I was, like, that was like, that was my most primitive moment. Yeah, there you go.

I was like, oh. Ape moment. You cunt. You right, bitch. I was like, oh, what's happening? And my friend was like, yo, chill. It's an HD movie. I was like, that's not HD.

That's different. I've never had a, for, I've never had a moment like that. I think maybe I remember Derek I'm more evolved I can fucking deal with Listen I can deal with little fucking frames on my TV I never freaked out but I was highly impressed with God of War II

God of War II on PS2 There's a when you're inside the When you go into the lost I can't remember what's called right now But you go to where The island The island of creation And inside one of the temples

Like the lighting the reflection on the floor Was like I was just like Oh my God This is real life Like I was like the most Like, dude, that's so, it's, it's so funny. You have an HDDVD. I should have gotten some, actually.

It's the only one. And I didn't have an HD DVD player. So I have a porn identity HD DVD and I never watched it. Lily's dad is very much so like an older guy, older media guy. So he cares a lot about it. So he has every single, every single Marvel cinematic movie, all of them. He has all of them in like the, I guess, Blu-ray, the only color of Blu-ray, I guess. And he has all of the, the Christian Bale, Batman movie.

and the X-Men movies And I'm like, Jesus Christ And he's like, yeah, I feel like, Because it's like digital is like, You own them, but you don't own him He's like a really, really into that like Yeah, no, I mean, I believe that too. I just cool thing.

You go to the- I don't care enough. Yeah, you can go to the, um, Goodwill's and get all those movies. That's the cool thing. Like I have X-Men like 2.5 or whatever and all. Oh, yeah. With the comments, the particular commentary.

Yeah, like they're all, dude, they're sitting at like Goodwill for like a buck. I buy, I only buy movies physically if I really, really love them. What the hell is this? What are you showing us? Something fucking horrible I know I'm getting so mad already

I know it's so bad What are we got That sounds not on It's not on What are we doing Enough of this Stop playing videos During the show

God damn it Yeah I'll send you Action videos I can post it Do you want me To turn the sound on Not too loud

Oh my god Okay Let's see Wait Why is that guy Why is that guy Why is that guy in Why is that guy

in Minecraft. His voice. His voice is so funny. It's what makes it fun. The nether. She's weighing me down. Holding me back.

Oh, shit. This dude. Fucking albatross. What is that? The nether. What are you screaming? He's fucking lying. You know this reminds me of

You ever see The Simpsons Where a man getting hit by football They're having a film festival And then it hits Han Bowman and the balls And then fucking Homer just die He's the only one in the theater Just dying laughing It's over give that man to $10,000

Oh I do remember And he's like this isn't America's Homest Funnies fucking the critic What's that guy's name? John Love it played Sheen Shalick? No,

what the fuck am I saying? Not John Lowe. You're actually fucking crying. He's crying. What the fuck? The critic, that show the critic, that he did a crossover

with the Simpsons. Yo, you are red-eyed and everything, bro. I think I'm fucking, I think I'm actually making, never,

I think, I think, like the critic, the critic had a cameo in the Simpsons, and now I'm kind of second-guessing. I'm like, Wait, I don't think it's the same episode.

I don't even remember. Oh, my God, man. I haven't laughed like that in a bit. Yeah, you're on vacation. Yeah, my wife. Yeah, with it. That's crazy. The Mither.

Good Lord. It's his voice, man. That guy sounds like he shouldn't be anywhere near Minecraft the movie. That Minecraft movie. Oh, man. Well, what's next, Chris? I don't know, man. Let's do a, uh, let's do a, uh, let's do a,

a day. Let's do a lightning round. Yeah, let's do a lighty round. The gayest avalanche fan to ever exist. Go aves go. Hello, you six bucks. I finally thought of something interesting enough to put here. So here it goes. We'll be the judge of that. Yeah. So I've been having a hard time finding, wait a minute. Did we read this already? Oh, did it undo? Did the Patreon do a thing where they undid all my, the... All of your work. All of your work. We'll see. Maybe we read this.

You tell me if this sounds familiar to you, Derek. Okay. Finally, though, something interesting to say here, so here goes. I've been having a hard time finding dates in my city. As it turns out, a study survey was done out of 50 cities, including L.A., New York, and others. Mine came in dead last. I swear to God, we read this. I don't actually remember that.

Keep going on. I'm going to make an executive decision. I think we did. Keep going. We totally did. Are you sure? I remember this exact thing. We talked about, like, dates in the city?

I don't remember that. I remember, all right, you know, we'll answer it. We'll just keep going. And I just want to see, I want to see it maybe. Out of 50 cities, including L.A., New York, and others. Mine came in dead last. Not even the biggest city of my state, by the way. So, yeah, I guess I will literally be fucking myself for a while now.

Fuck the golden... P.S., fuck the Golden Knights. The Golden Knights. Oh, Vegas. Yeah, all right. It's hockey. Yeah, well, good luck. I don't remember.

I specifically don't remember the Golden Knights part or anything. I only remember specifically, like, the survey of the 50 cities. But maybe I just read it. It might have been, possibly somebody else said the same thing, but like, that's... I don't remember giving... Wait, did this person ask anything? Or is you just stating? I'm saying. He's just like stating.

Oh, that sucks. Sorry, dude. Did he even say what it's... Oh, wait, he's from a... Colorado, so I don't know what city, though. Obviously, he's viewing for the avalanche. Oh, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, you docks yourself, idiot.

I'm gonna say Denver, I don't fucking know where they... I'm not a huge hockey guy. Yeah, I don't know. I only vaguely know hockey. My recommendation is kidnap people. Steal people off the street until they... until you stock comb them into loving you. It worked for the beauty and the beast.

Right It did Although she was a fucking bitch Bell The fuck She was she was She's cool Conservative

Are you kidding? I like She was too conservative She's a gold digger clearly She was not a gold digger She's absolutely a gold digger Is the whole premise of that movie Is that she's a gold digger

She likes books And she wants stuff She wants more She's in her little podunk town It's like a impoverished town It's not an impoverished town It's a fucking bookstore and everything's nice, everybody's got fresh bread.

It's a nice place. She just wants like servants, and the beast has servants, and so she doesn't mind that she's a fucking monster. Hell yeah, dude. I think fucking Gaston was the real fucking protagonist. Gaston is never given a real opportunity to reflect. He's just like, hey, he was like a regular town where he's like, nigga, I don't read?

Like, what the fuck that nobody reads? You're the only one who reads. Yeah. It's ridiculous. There's a YouTube poop that always goes through my head because of where he goes like, He goes like this, how could you read this? There's no tits. It's so fucking funny, dude.

That video is classic. Such trash that we regard so highly. It's complete garbage. I would be earnestly sad if that went away. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I couldn't watch that video. You got to steal it.

I would be more sad if I could never watch that video again versus Citizen Can I'd be way sadder about the video. You're a thousand percent right. And I downloaded that shit years ago to make sure I never lost it. that and there's one that's actually not nearly as funny but it's uh it's just called like it's over one but it's like the over 9,000 it's that it starts off with the the you know the over one you know the vegeta like it starts off with them going vagina and it just it killed me the first time I saw that I think I was laughing for five minutes straight I have I have videos on my phone vagina I have videos on my phone that are so I had to do a purge of my phones I was like it's too

much it on there I'd delete all the fucking full length porn movies I have on my phone, which was way more than I'm proud to admit. Why? Never purge. Just to have. It's just, it's I'm a chronicler. I chronicle. It's my, it's a reflex. You don't chronicle? You don't, you don't absorb and chronicle things? Only things that I think that may

not survive the internet. Exactly. Some of the people I'm watching is so fucking unbelievable. That's crazy. I got, you got a chronicle. Oh, whatever. What? Oh, you get my little video? He said, you got the fucking, this fucking, fucking,

this fucking treating the, fucking dog like Batman He's interrogating a fucking goon Dude hitting the dog against the edge of the fence like that is so crazy And then Chim's like yeah He doesn't get a fucking like a victory pose Oh yeah I forgot the chip is The fact that the chip is forgettable in this video

That's the guy from All right we're going to move on For what Kings have to speak again? Oh God I know what you're going to say, you fucking dumb ass. Fresh and fit. Because it's a chip.

Of course. Of course. Of course. It was so stupid. My mind didn't even go there at first. Lenny's like, he's giggling too much. Oh. Oh.

Gotcha. Oh, Lord. Dude, I'm sorry, man. I need that. Laughing so hard with a wet ass mouth. Slobbering all over himself. It's been too long. That fucking vacation was too serious.

It was too normal. I want to do that one day, my tongue mistakenly go inside the bottom of my eyelid. Just to be like, what the fuck? I'm going too far and I got to pull my tongue out of my eye. You're going through something, man. I don't know, man.

All right, Goofy. Oh, dude, goofy. Since we were at the Alani Resort, we do it getting breakfast, and obviously the fucking characters come on and meet you, and I was like really not into it at all. And then Goofy came. And I was like, man.

Goofy came? Yeah, goofy came right next to me. Right on your waffles. Oh, yeah. You want some powdered sugar? That's just come, goofy. But the guy did the The guy that was obviously the fucking greeter did the whole entire power line dance.

And I was like, oh, man, I love the goofy movie. He's getting paid minimum wage. I know, dude. It was, it was. There's no benefits at all. Poor brown Hawaiian man doing that dance. Of course it was. Hawaiians are fucking so nice

They have to be The ones that are you interact with They're nice No no the one Because we weren't on a resort Most of the time I was at the resort most of the time I was there

They're really really nice people Yeah I mean they have to be They planted those guys there They probably They're all They fucking killed them And they just brought it a bunch of like Hey boy

If you want to stay on this island You have to be nice to these people It was really sad I went to the North Shore The big flooding thing happened And it was a bunch of like Little Stans like that And Hawaiians are being so like

They were like, this is just the nature of living on an island like this. You see red dots on them and shit? Like, you know, that's crazy. It made me so sad. They were so all so sweet and like genuinely positive people. Like they're like a really weird culture of like nice. Well, yeah. Yeah, if you're on an island.

They're on an island paradise forever. Yeah. I mean, effectively. It's hard to be very upset seeing those amazing fucking scenery. You walk out here and you're like, oh, great. I think California is beautiful too, but it's a different kind of beauty. Water California is beautiful. Los Angeles is not pretty.

I think... Los Angeles, I think, is actually... I shouldn't say the ugly city I've ever been to. No, it is the ugly city. It's the only city I've ever been to. Really? Yes. I haven't been to Detroit.

So, like, I mean... It's always up in the air. The fuck. Jersey's hideous. I've not been to Jersey. Not a city in Jersey. I've driven through Jersey. Jersey's disgusting.

Yeah, I imagine. Jersey sucks. Sure. What about Atlantic City? Atlantic City sucks, too. The fuck, it's terrible there. At least I got a pier. Yeah.

I don't know. I think L.A. is beautiful, but I think it's a different guy. It's like, it's not, it's not tropical island beautiful, obviously. It's just worse than York. Those are famously, those are famously the prettiest places on the plane. I'm talking about L.A. L.A. to New York's fucking that come on. I'm talking about downtown L.A.

I'm like, what the fuck is it? Comparing it to like a Times Square. Just even like, yeah. No, you're just like a fucking totem anywhere. I hate Times Square personally. Yeah. I'm not a big fan of it. Like just the way it looks.

But that's because I'm a native to New York. So Times Square was always like a... Times Square is very tedious to go there. It's not a place. I imagine. It was eventually. You gotta get on the fucking train and you're on a train for effectively an hour

getting from the Bronx to Times Square. Now Bronx is kind of close. So everywhere else is like bullshit. If you're gonna, if you're gonna take it that long. If you're gonna take it from the city, somewhere in the city to the train at times it's like an hour. I was on 169th Street. What are you talking about?

On the diogen of the train. It would take an hour to 42nd Street. Do you understand it takes me. an hour and 45 to get from upstate to the city? Yeah, I'm aware. What do you mean? This is an hour to get there. Grand, this is a long, long time ago.

Yeah, there's no way that's how it works. But it was an hour to get there. Anyway. I'd be like, I hate, I don't even like this. No, but like I just, I don't know. Don't take the travel into consideration. Just like the actual city. How does it look?

Man, New York City is spectacle, but it's not pretty to me. Exactly. I think some of the buildings are really interesting looking buildings, but I don't think it's beautiful. You know what the thing to me is that, like, Like, when it's gray over there, it actually looks nice. Like, it looks good in gray. Whereas, like, when it's gray in L.A., it's, like, really depressing.

Like, it's like everything's, it's, L.A. is built to be sunny. And it looks nice when it's sunny, to be fair. But, like, when it rains here, it just looks like shit. It just looks like fucking garbage. And New York looks like it's supposed to rain there. I don't know, because for me, I think, like Seattle or something, right? Seattle looks fine. Like, when it's gray in Seattle, it looks kind of nice.

I think upstate is so much prettier than. Well, of course. Duh, because it's, it's, it's forest. Nature. Like, I don't know. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about from like a city perspective. Yeah, let's compare cities.

Yeah, like, Oh, I guess. L.A. The prettiest city I've been to, I think London looks cool. But I think London looks cool because it's just Victorian. I want to go to Tokyo.

I don't go to Singapore, dude. Singapore? You're not going to go to Singapore. It looks nice. You're going to be with all the brown Asians. Yeah, they'll put me in the white parts. Yeah. You're going to go to go to the Chinese.

You're going to be like, I'm gonna turn I fucking cast a spell and kill you. Dude, they're fucking, the cities over there in, like, Asia, look, they look like what our city should look like. They look fucking awesome. Dude, they look like... When Mick was sending us photos and videos from where he was going, I can't remember

exactly where an agent he was. Who was in Singapore? I know he was in Singapore. I just, he was all over the place. I don't remember which city it was that he showed us. But it just looks, it looks like mass effect. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck you mean? Oh, they're actually in like modern day and that there's our piss fucking towers. We're still arguing.

just in the 90s. We are. We are. None of the character. It's all of the poe-dunk shit from the 90s, but like now McDonald's is a box. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You get like a nice roof on the McDonald's. It's right. I haven't been to many places. I've been to a lot of the cities in America and they're all American cities for the most part. Yeah. I guess, no, I guess the prettiest

American city I've been to is probably Israel. New Orleans. That's crazy. It's New Orleans. New Orleans is beautiful. Norah, I've never been in Norley I've never actually been proper in

Norley's proper I know I've been to Hollygrove I've been to like the eighth ward I went to Shreveport I was Shreveport That's it was just mosquitoes It was the entire population Was mosquitoes Is that where your family's from?

It's crazy Oh no Mosquitoes with a brief cage How's it going? He's just waiting next to you going to work Why don't get some blood Don't touch me okay sorry my bad Am I mad

Fli's the fuck away Yeah Yeah, I would love to go to New Orleans is one of the places that I really, really want to go. Dude, it looks like Puerto Rico a little bit. Yeah, well, that's what it looks like to me every time I see it. It's a little bit like Puerto Rico. Cajun food is my absolute favorite, so that actually... It's really just the food that I want to go for.

I... I'm so... But the idea of traveling to the south for anything. It does sound disgusting. The fact that those French niggas... All the fat French fucking Southerners. Yeah, just like... I don't want those green...

And I'm like, what? No. Cajons are pretty cool. I've never had a really bad interaction with Cajuns before in my life. Well, that's because you can't understand what they're saying. But, yeah, they want to kill you. You just couldn't understand that they want to get. But I understand that.

Because all of them are, all of them got fucking a Negro mistress. So they're like, no, I'm only like black men much, but I got a half black sonal pretty cool. Had a black kid. So, no, I got to deal with it. Whatever. Dude, they say here, like, yeah. Like, what the hell is that? What do they say?

Yeah. What is that? That's here. Yeah. Like, if you want to say something like, ha. Yeah. You're like, you're like, I know. I know what you're saying.

I mean, I guess it's better than... You said it the second time, like an anime girl coming. Kill! Kill! Hill! He's better. It's better than when the Australians say no. Like, that piss me out so much.

That piss me off so much. Yeah, you nar. Naur, mate, you mosquitoes. There's no fucking are in there, you piece of shit and fucking crushing the windpipe. Talking to, I would never talk to my bare hand. He'll the fucking mosquitoes, mate. Touching the eyes with your barehand is crazy. This guy who lives on the fucking edge.

Touching an Aussie? Yeah, it's barehanded. What are you talking about? You're probably getting Nick by something like, oh my God, I'm like, yeah, I didn't. I had a spark in my throat. Now you're going to die in three minutes. Some of the most beautiful women I've ever known are Australian.

I think it pisses me off a little bit. This is my take. Like, what the fuck are you doing? This is my take. I think Australian white women are the prettiest white women. I don't know. I don't have, I actually don't know. I've never thought about that.

Who has the prettiest way? Oh, like, Margo Robbie? Yeah. I think they like, they like, they've got a chokehold on like the prettiest. Like, I, I've never really. seen women in my life that I've been like are beautiful. What? No, nothing.

Well, tell me. Nothing. No, I'm not going to say it. I'll tell you after. What is it? Don't worry. I'll tell you after. What?

Stop. Stop. Pushing it. Go where you're going to say. Please. I've very rarely been like awestruck by women, but there was a girl that came in from Starbucks who was like an Australian woman who was like genuinely discorious. Can I have coffee now?

And I was like, oh, she spoke and I was like, no, well. Yeah. I like the accent, too, to be honest. It's fun. It's a fun action. She's gorgeous. I was like, holy shit. I actually really want to go to Australia.

It's got all the eccentricities of British without sounding annoyingly smart. Yeah. You know? One of my favorite people that I've, you know, like making friends online through our YouTube stuff and all we've done. One of my favorite people, uh, Kate, shout at Kate. I don't, I don't think she listens to this fucking show. It'd be stupid if she did. But Australian musician that does a bunch of like, she performs at a bunch of places.

Funniest, coolest person I've ever met online. like, oh, finally, she broke the mold of like, you know, usually you just run into a lot of garbage. There's just a lot of weird people. A lot of me in real life. A lot of that. I was saying he, right. You all right.

The Australians are all right. You got a good one there. You changed my mind because I thought you guys were just a bunch of criminals before. And I was like, oh, you guys are just descendants of the worst fucking people. And they left you here. And then you killed all the Aborigines, you know, and then you built up cities and stuff. And I'm like, all right, you know. I mean, they went to, they killed the Abidinals went to war with the kangaroos and loss.

It's crazy. Imagine killing off people. No, not the kangaroos. Emoos. Sorry, fucking Eemes. I do like that idea better, though. The hopping wars. Do you see a kangaroo hop someone to death?

Just flat hop someone. Do you think if kangaroos could build vehicles, their vehicles would also hop? I mean, you build what you know. Right, that's what I'm saying. You can only move forward by hopping. So clearly, we got to focus on. There's a very, they would have never thought of the wheel, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It would have to hop. It would bounces. Yeah. A wheel that bounces up for some reason. I like it. Anyway. Yeah, we killed the... We're lightninging the fuck out of them questions.

You think you can kill a kangaroo if you needed to? What did you say? Do you think you could kill a kangaroo if we needed to? Yes. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I think... I think I think I could trick it into... I could lull it into a false sense of security

and then slit its throat mega easy. I feel like... It would be difficult for me emotionally to do it, but I think if I had to do it. I could do it. Emotionally, I'd be fine. I would eat a Joey in front of its parent. No, you wouldn't. Yeah.

Are you kidding? Do you understand a Joey? Do you understand how, like, a human they are? A Joey? Yes. It's like a little baby. Yeah, I can get a baby if I needed to. But they got, like, mammal eyes, you know what I mean?

They got, like, you can't, it's not like a nebulous. Even turtles to me are too cute to kill. And they're vaguely ugly, you know? They look angry. They look angry. They look angry. Reptiles look angry. If you just look at them.

Reptiles all look like they got something to, they look like they have the way that they're like. They look like they're all about to scream slurs. We didn't see each other. They look like they're upset that they can't say slurs. Right. You know? I think that's true. Crocodile.

Dude, crocodiles are so, do we saw one up close? Oh my God, man. They're so fucking scary looking. Fuck, you see one up close in Hawaii? Yeah. Really? They got them over there? You got crocodiles in Hawaii?

I don't know how the fuck they got there. Clearly some nigger brought them there and left them there. Like, some fucking person was like, you know, it would be really funny if I left the bunch of crocodiles on this island. Because you know how, like, it's eye to say, it's eye to. There's no big predators on islands, usually. They're just, they all get killed off by the people that go there. So there's crocodiles. And I'm like, how did this?

That is actually crazy. It's insane. I would have never assumed that that would be the case. Some jacks. He's like, aren't they swamp oriented? Yeah. Are I am I wrong? It's like hippos in South America.

I, well, the crocodile like, like, dense jungle, right? It's like jungle or, am I wrong? I would say so. I don't know much about them to be fair. So, so Australian people, where do the Crocs live? What are they, what is their environment? In Australia, it must be different. In Australia, the crocodiles probably have fucking villages and

And they have fucking establishments. They have fucking boomerings. Progressive fucking crocodiles. They're like, hey, we have fucking centralized health care. Like, we're really trying to figure things out. Those spiders, man, they're too big. Did you see the new chameleon they discovered? This is real.

Ooh, a new chameleon. This is, I'm not kidding. It's like a ramfleon. I think R-A-M-P-H. What does it do? It's just a weird-looking chameleon, but it looks like it's got like a really disappointed British face. I'm not kidding.

Look up a Camillion. Let me see if I can find it. Rampf. It's such a weird. At what point is something of a different species?

That's all the question I wonder. Even for a person like me who loves animals. Hmm. Right. I really don't like the way that look.

It was like a leaf. But it doesn't it look like it's just like, hmm. Right. You know about that one. Right. Right.

I'm not curious. I'm not too sure about that one. Yeah, it just looks like a stout fucking like fat ugly chamele yeah you could look this up on your at what point is something

a different species well it refreshed the page for no reason so we're just gonna leave the question sorry yeah yeah we did a couple we'll get we'll do a lightning round next time yeah we'll do a question heavy

Patreon sucks right now I don't know what they're doing I mean also go to Patreon dot comsizes Stargang please if you ought to support it it does help but like it's the app they're doing weird shit with the app

that I'm not super a big fan of Bing Chun they did this weird thing and I don't know if maybe the audience notice on Patreon specifically. So I'm talking to you the first people to listen to this. Where like the questions used to be organized in like just

you know, sequentially. Where like I could kind of understand when the question was asked based on like the time it's been. Now it's like Interaction. It's just based on hearts and it's like this is not what I'm looking for man. It's not what I'm looking for because the hearts are like harding up the yeah it's like shit post. You're hurting of shit posts basically.

Well, I don't be like kings of N-word. I'm like why I have 3,000 hearts. 3,000. That's crazy. I wish. We bought our Patreon for engagement metrics, but not money. What the fuck? I have 10,000 hearts. We only have fucking 84 patrons.

What the fuck's going on here? We're going to read the names of our $25 and a patrons now. Remember, you can write your name in and get me to say it at the $25 tier. You get them to say the word. Patreon.com slash the snark tank. The word. Don't fucking forget. Don't do it.

Who is that? That sounds like someone. Sounds like so I was thinking that too. Don't do. What? That's someone. I hate when I do an impression of somebody that I can't remember. Anyway. It's like Luigi Manjone, right?

He was like, Don't do it. I think so. I don't think so. I think blue that guys had clean. It is hysterical to me that that happened and no one gave a shit. Yeah. Like people did, but like not really.

It's a lot. It's a lot of it. It was more like cool. He's the perfect person to do something like that. It was a perfect crank. He's a white man. He's a white man who's like sort of attractive. Yeah, he didn't have like a killers, the killers, like the killers gays that women like.

He didn't have a fetal alcohol syndrome face. Right. He didn't have like, uh, it wasn't like the first Trump guy, right? Where he tried to shoot him. Do you ever the first Trump guy where he just looked like you clearly just don't have much to pull from? Oh, the little nerd. That little nerd guy in Pennsylvania. The one that one that blew up.

Yeah, like a scraggly stash and no chin, like a weird nose. Like you look like, yeah. You look like the fucking Rampleon. A little bit Anyway He's like his breaths were labored You know His breaths are labored

He's like He's like I just like Damn it I can't find my Fucking pro methizzy That guy You

You did this Damn it If you had A better chin You would have got Anyway Anyway right We're gonna read the names now

Count me down Kayson Three two no with numbers ABC okay those are letters you were doing words before

three is a number one and two are words oh I just learned some like we won or new today or you know to be or not to be anyway

fighting a plane in honor of Aaliyah and winning for some reason we got a couple of these yeah a little of Aaliyah references as if there was news

yeah that's what I was like what's what's up with that I don't know Isaiah Mcloven D1 Insurmountable Skull for it Young grain of sand

Green Goblin Cracking Mysterio Canon cursed image How's a monkey gonna borrow a Senzu bean Monkey is you gonna give it back So dumb

Iconic scene Yeah Fred Willard Fred Willard Fred Willard saying the N word Is so funny dude Like he nails it Dude that's so

That show was Like it It had so much to say But it was so funny and good at the same time. Great show. We never got it, but they didn't bring it back. But he also was just like, I don't want to bring the show back in this world.

I get it. It's not a response. Yeah, it's a different, again, again, man. Things are just worse. They're just objectively worse. Yeah, it's irresponsible. I have a show like that on TV and any modern time. Because you know the wrong group people are going to be looking at it. That's the problem. Yeah. Circumcision. Destiny lived and died between GTA5 and Gt6.

The Great Unwashed, Spud, Chud the soap dropper, accidentally spiking the soap in the shower with so much force that it shatters the tiles beneath. Sacrificing Sweene to stop the recession? I mean, I don't think it's my fault. I mean, it might not be your fault, but we can't know for sure, really, can we? It's likely not my fault. There's other things you do to do. Yeah, likely. When I'm the most likely causing a recession, then I'm ready to go.

If it's like... But the argument is that you can't really know anything, can we? Yeah, but like once I'm most likely. Like once it's like, it's pointing at you the most, dude. I'm like, all right, bro, I'll go out of here. Right, okay. I think I see what you're saying. That's fair.

That's fair. Until then leave me the fuck alone. But like once it's like, hey, dude, it's you. Like, all right, I got it. All right, yeah. The dumb slut is, uh, that is not too busy to notice Chris's bicep vein. Oh. I'm very vascular.

Is she the dumb slut? Maybe. I've been told that apparently like veins is a thing that women care about. Like on their arms or whatever Like they think it's hot Do you think it's just I don't know I guess You think it's in the same way

Like how you know like wide hips Men like wide hips It's kind of like a similar thing Because I like men of white hips The veins implies Fitness like you're fit like Oh there is less fat and you're fit And you're like

I'm like a hippily man Yeah Because otherwise That is a big I'd go for a hipply fella A hipply fella Yeah It always bothered me because it's like

Whenever I would get Whenever I would get get blood drawn or anything like that, it was so clear where the vein was that I felt like they were going to just pop it. Like, it felt like there was, like, they stick out so much that I was like, like, there's no way there's enough tension. Like, it's like you, like, your veins are fairly hidden. So it feels like if they, if they hit your vein, it's not going to burst out of your arm. I've got to poke so many times I have little scars on my arms. Yeah, I didn't think about how like they had to like keep like, like, yeah, I didn't, I didn't think about how visibility actually

helps them. Yeah, absolutely. I've, I'm, I'm in the middle worried. I've never had a, they've never had to do it. I think I said on the show in time, though, one, one clearly just wit all the way through. So to the, and I was like, in your flesh proper. Like, yeah, because like, I'm like, ow, that fucking hurt. Because like, when you poke the vein, that it hurts, right? It's very sensitive. And then I felt the other side.

I was like, ah, I was so screamish with this shit. I was like, I don't like needles at all. It's a weird thing. It's a weird thing. I just don't like people hurting me. And it's like. And it hurts. That's very safe, Derek.

It hurts that like, I did, don't like people hurting me. Like, we, I've done it a trillion times and still my body, like, I don't, I don't, I, I, I need to see the, I'm weird, I need to see the point. I got to look away. I, I, I, I'm completely the opposite. Because it's like, I feel like an animal, it's like if a raccoon would look down and watching its feet be ripped off, you know. Oh my God. Like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I'm like, deeply natural. When I look at my arm getting pierced by something and I'm like, I understand.

Everything wrong, everything wrong, run, run, everything wrong. I understand that I'm like a raccoon's seeing its testosterone and being like, understanding it's bad and being like, yo, it knows. It's like if a raccoon was watching another raccoon get its head yanked off by a man, you know, you're just like, I, you see that video of the raccoon that's scared in the, in the, in the bush or whatever?

It's doing this like Pixar shit. I've never seen, but I could be AI. It could be who the fuck knows. But it also looks like just enough where it's just like, no, maybe not. Maybe not, but it's like Like silently screaming It's crazy It's a raccoon, I don't care man

Okay, well Isn't that just like you? They look funny The boys finally finished Yeah, I suck them off Uh Hey, omelander I amelander

I'm gonna bust a fat one down your mom's throat Bet you weren't expecting us to show up With SpongeBob Squarepants like Homelander is just can't deal with him He's too powerful He doesn't have the right frame data

He's probably I was hitting him for crits every time It's crazy Like what the fuck Cold Brew King You got a little Dieter absolutely Diabre absolutely

You got a little retarded Starfish over here Patrick Go on give him one for You You need little nuns Edging in the van at the back of the

to beepin. Insane line that scene is crazy. Because everyone has, I get to know what he's saying. And it's like, Carl, what are you on about right now? I was actually shocked that that wasn't his voice somehow. Like, I forgot who he was. You thought that's how he actually sounded. Because it's like, it's so insane that I'm like, you can't keep this up.

You know what I mean? But I guess that's what acting is. Boy. He's an OG. It's crazy to think of how much nerd shit he's been a part of like genuinely all of it. It's nuts. I forgot he was in Lord of the Rings. He just did Johnny Cage.

He was Lord of the Rings. He was in fucking Xena the Warrior Princess. He was in fucking Thor Ragnarok. He was in fucking Battlestar. He was in fucking... He was Judge Dredd. He was Judge Dredd. He was fucking in Star Trek.

He was that queer from Star Trek? Okay. Just a character. Literally is the character. He was the doctor. Yeah. Oh, was he the... Doctor Bones, as they call him.

Wait, was he playing the character who was... That one was invented by a writer. You know that video of the Star Trek guy? And he has that Unsolved Mystery Show. No. Oh my God. Who the fuck is it? He's like the slut.

Oh, I know what you're saying. He's like the slut of the show. But no, the slut of the show. Who's the slut in Star Trek? Captain Kirk, probably. No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't... God fucking damn it.

Who is it? You mean the actual slut? Like a whore? No, it's like a man. He's like a man whore. A man whore. Are you sure it's not Captain Kirk? I swear to Chattner.

Shatner was the one that was fucking bitches. I think like on like Frakes Jonathan Frakes I think his name is Look you're probably I didn't I wasn't a big fan of the OG so that's why I'm kind of like

I don't know I swear to God So well so I don't know Whatever who I don't care Alpha V The gayest avalach fan to ever exist Go abs I can't remember

She rock on my Johnson to like I don't know man Fucking whatever Longtime Jerker First Time Buster Replacing Grace and R.E with Cash Patel for extra challenge That's crazy

Your screen's kind of like like your eyes are looking in separate directions That's nuts Reverse Jesus force feeding three dudes 15,000 loaves of braid McCoy Leonard McCoy That's who he played

Oh who? Timeless Oh okay So like that's not what I was thinking They call them bones Bones or whatever fucking reason I don't even know why It's me that Malik guy

I've tried so far and got so hard Fenta black Hmm interesting That's pretty Fenta black That's pretty cool. Is that George Floyd's a killer? Oh, my God.

Great. Oh, my, yeah. Tony Hinchclip joins us. Yeah. His jokes did not land very well, man. He was kind of, it's like, I get it. Like, I get your, like, you're like, you're like, you're like, I don't. I get, like, you're countering.

I don't remember. I don't remember any of his. I think the black girl that are making fun of her husband, she did good. She went up there and she had a good freaking thing. She's good. I think, uh, Catwing was kind of lame. I thought I was a really dig into Dave Chipell-Born. You don't keep reading.

Oh. It was kind of lame. I thought they would have dug harder. I think, uh, freaking Shane Gillis was got to like, yeah, man,

funny. He's like, he said sex with me. I love that he actually said that. I think his was okay. I like how he went up to Chelsea, for being a Zionist. And I dug,

uh, although it is just racist, the slave ship in a bottle is clever. And the bonsai tree was kind of funny. Yeah. But it's like, I don't know, man.

It's what about. The only remaining Starship Kandemob fan on this barren earth. I'll suck your dick, I'll eat your shit. The voice actor for Timmy Turner is wildly hot. Terris Strong? I mean... She's having her peak anymore, man. I think at some point.

Prime her, who? Yeah, she's... I think at some point she's... She's had too much work done for me. I think it's just like... She looks like Tommy Pickles of me now, dude. That is fucking crazy. Like...

Fucking malformed head. Like her in like 2000, like... She's very attractive. 2010? Yeah. That's a looker, but she got some, she got some breast on her. Yeah, I think I muted her. She's got bolts.

She's tired of sing her fucking reels. I'm like, yeah, I get it, dude. I get it. You got to do what you got to do, I guess. Her freaking, freaking, great. Great Delisleal. Like, yeah, they were, they are every, every female character and some of the male characters you like when your kids is just them. Not nearly as hot as Al Roker.

Yeah. Who's that roger? He's that, he's that Negro from the news, right? Yeah, he's the guy who dressed famously as Charlie. Charlie Brown. That was so fucking... I think about that every week. Like once a week, I think about

how Roker dresses Charlie Brown with the fucking clay ears. Dude, it's terrifying. It's so scary. Look it up right now. Look it up right now. I feel like I remember it. I need you to see it.

I need you to see it. Who's the new baddie in voice acting? Who's new baddie thing? Shadowheart's actress. Oh, Jennifer English? Oh, Jennifer English, probably. Jennifer English is very attractive. That's very true.

She's quite pretty. But I also... It's a nothing to me because I'm like, oh, she's, she's, she cheats, uh, what is that guy say? Snizz. She's, she's, she's, I fucked up a joke. I couldn't remember that. You eat, you eat sniz.

You eat sniz. Or you like, like, lick snitch. Whatever the fuck is. You like, kill him. Like, who do you know, literally? No, actually. Oh, did you find, did you find the, that is the appropriate faces of anybody who just saw Al Roker dressed in Charlie Brown?

All right. Now, tell me. Because it's more attractive. Al Roker Charlie Brown or Jennifer English Impossible to say Be honest It's close

It's very close isn't it It's very close isn't it? Doesn't it look Racist somehow He looks like an elephant Somehow even if he doesn't I know what you're saying Like he looks

What a heinous fucking Where are his real ears? It's crazy dude There's no The whole fit The whole fit is crazy I'd actually I don't remember that

He got that shit on badly But he got that shit on That's good stuff right He looks like, why was he Charles Brown? For Halloween, it was like a Halloween thing on the Today Show or something. Anyway, good morning America. He's standing.

He's even standing. He looks like, he looks like, I'm like. Chris Gay, Lily stealing all of Sween's jellyfish, sting piss. The dead spider, the goonisher. Nice. Sween nutting in the air and catching in his mouth like Popeye spinach. It's the bottom of his stomach. The cum, like, it makes your arms up, but your arms are just full of cum.

It is full of cum. It's a big, pop it. That's crazy. Chris, this game, uh, is the game you're looking for a painkiller? No, it's not painkiller. Um, dilapidated little scoliosis dick in piss flaps. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying?

The clam now chowdered. Uh, blue sang heli, the strokes got her ask. And is this it? Nice. Sweeney, canonically searching up canine auto fallatio. Lily approves. I am going to go the president

with a mortar. John, chainsaw, chud, chinsaw, chud, chinsaw, chud. Uh,

is that like a wood chuck, chuck of a woodchuck? Yeah. Kind of thing going on. Uh, Jordan Serpinson, tricking. Jordan Serpinson.

Jordan Serpinson tricking edem. Edem? And eatem and Ava into drinking the meat of stupidity. That sucks. It's reverse Adam and Eve. Yeah, eat them and Ava. Eat him and Ava.

That is dog shit. Drinking the meat of stupid. The meat of stupid. Charlie Kirk getting viciously gazed by Oolong's corkscrew penis while Erika watches. Ooh. Was that thing that we thought of on this show where we just like JFK wasn't sniped? It was it was, no, it was Pinocchio lying real fast. I don't remember that

I can't remember that's A powerful lie And he's totally powerful lie I can't remember if that's something We made up or if it's something that I said Immediately right afterwards So dumb The Slocke or two

Why So Derby Berserger Broly's bangbussize penis We are Charlie Kirk But it's we are number one You know I would never rape you right Boom Yes Just kidding

Just kidding I would And it just snapped back at me Why Jepter was like You know I'll never rape you again, Pinocchio, right? Again? Yes, I know. And then fucking our Jam Cages.

Oh, that is fucking crazy. You don't have to lie. I know what it says. We are Charlie Kirk, but it's we are number one. Bam, bam, bam, dan, dan, dam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. We are Charlie Kirk. Boom, bam, bam, that'd be insane. That's cool.

That's such an old, that's so nostalgic. Yeah. That's a completely different vibe. It is 10 years of it. ago. Yeah. Fucking crazy. More than 10 years ago, probably, but yeah, 10 years ago.

Okay. We don't got to keep litigating. Yeah. I didn't ask. Filling my blunderbuss with cum to turn it into a blunder bust. Mm-hmm. I don't say a cumber bust, but yeah. I like cumber bust better, to be honest.

But, I mean, that's what he wrote in. Chugging soda until I'm immune to kidney punches. Nice. I like that. Popping the corn kernels from a turd, call that poop corn. I am so fucking gay. I want to suck dick, yeah. the Damo Nation

Gay Rush be like twerking man The Star Tanks resident V-tuber conservative guy who thinks Roots is too woke That's pretty good Round-eyed Asian hopes everything Everyone is fulfilling some version of their dreams I'm glad you said they're saying

Odyssey's woke I've seen that What do you mean for why Yeah There's negative Why what's having There's mega in it Because I think Helen of Troy

I think she's black I think they cast it a black I mean, that is kind of crazy. I don't think so. I don't think it's allowed really. I can't imagine. You know my history in that period of time? I can't think it.

There was niggas there. No, there weren't. Never. I would have heard about it. There's never been one nigger ever in the Mediterranean. I would have heard about it. Like there's, what you go? There's a bunch of, there's a more than one Shakespeare character that are black people.

People are like, that's not shown. It's like, have you read any Shakespeare? Literally just Othello and that's it. And I would question that too. I would question a fellow even big. He was probably Italian. Maybe he's probably Southern Italian. He said he was black.

He was Southern Italian. He actively literally in it is described as having black skin. Listen, the truth doesn't matter. That was a figure of speech. Yeah. He meant that he was black by like he was he was just having dark thoughts. Yeah, that's what he meant. That's what he meant.

Yeah, we took it literally now because we're dumb. Yeah, we're dumb. We're so woke. We think everything is diverse. Because wasn't it Elliot Page cast in it? And that's another thing that they're trying to be. Oh, Elliot Page is in us? See, you fucked up immediately. Cancel, cancel him.

I misgender. Take everything away from him. Cancel his wedding. Casterate him. Elliot Page was to be playing. No. The demigod. What's the demigod's name?

Achilles. I think if I'm a mistake in. Wait, Elliot Page is going to be Achilles? I think so. I think that's not real at all. I think that's what those... No, I think it's literally true. I think I saw the casting of some of the characters and I don't know.

I can be wrong. I'm pretty sure that... I think he's not a wrong character. If that is, that sounds like anti-woke people making... Like, I saw... I don't know if it was. unironic or not. Someone made a woke breaking bad cast. Like if what woke

breaking bad? Woking bad. I couldn't tell if it was real or fake. It was like the ultimate imposed law to me because it was just like oh they were changing you know oh this person's gay this person's black and I was like I don't understand. Wall Jr. is fat black in a wheelchair.

He's fat back and fine. Let me see if I can find it because it's it was that fine. He's completely fine. He's completely fine. He's still a piece of shit kid. He just has a tattoo of crutches to allude from his original That's crazy Let me see if I can find out

I don't know if that early page news is true But it's one of those things where it's like if it was true Are you the bad person for thinking it's weird? You know what I mean? I think it's just bad cat I don't I don't know She's kind of one of those things where It's like Abby and The Last of Us We're like that's not the right build for this

See this is what makes me think this is unironic Because of how fucking shitty it is So Elliott Page is definitely in the movie Yeah but not fucking Achilles right It could be Travis Scott's in a movie Travis Scott was supposed to be freaking Oh he's he's not Orpheus

I'm thinking Orpheus That's not the right character He's the poet Is he Homer? A plendipus Is he Homer telling the tale I made this I'm Travis Scott

I made this There's like six people being stomped to death Off to the side This movie's cast is crazy It's a dumb cast I mean I'm so uninterested I haven't been interested In the Odyssey since I was 16

You know what I mean when I'm curious about it because it's a Nolan movie and I'll watch it Oh right But especially if Han Zimmer's attached I can't wait to hear His fucking lazy store

Oh yeah you can't wait to hear the Anyway He fucking dance on a guitar neck And call it fucking art Who gives a shit Ooh I put a horn in here It's funny It's funny

Okay so okay Woking Bad Woking Bad Woking Bad Let me see Gay Stavo Frigg Jesse Transman saw good them

of Michelle Irwoman Trout Walter Black And then Skyler's just woman That is good And I'm like This is so shitty

It's funny But I can't tell if someone made this ironically or not I can't tell Okay So can you do this? favor for what we have what's up well i'm just i'm gonna pass this off to you i'm gonna grab something from the kitchen i'm fucking starving i just i just hit me hell hungry oh sorry probably because i just pulled out yeah i just i realized i have a rice cake with uh cheddar um on it the chat white cheddar

so so far for the casting we have mad damellis odysius audacius i have tom holland as this he is son tomaculous i think if the name is it's right from the top uh and hathwaes penelope zendaya is athina r art of it yes oh that's why it's woke because of there's just a bunch of actors in it and some of them happen to be black or them. Charlie Sterron is sick list. Hmm. Is Tom, oh,

dude, if Charlie Sterron's on it, then that means fucking Tom Hardy can't be in it. Oh, yeah, they can't work together anymore. Yeah, because he was like a,

he sucked, I guess. He also got fired from a show. Oh, really? He had a show. I don't remember what network was on, but he got fired from season two because he also was just late and disrespectful.

John Bernthals in it. That's crazy. Oh, he was on. Wait, wait, wait, okay. He's so fucking serious. I can't imagine it being, even though the Odyssey's technically serious. I don't agree with it being serious.

Oh, I didn't even get to. He's already back. I didn't even read one. Okay. I put, oh, wait, what was, oh, oh, yeah, Woking Bad, hold on. I'm taking notes, guys. The breaking woke. All right, here we go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know, something. That I was ignited it. I miss a ham and cheese, Chris. Sons because I'm a sensitive Sensitive to eggs and like I would love to get one from the donut shop Down on a oh yum yum yeah yeah yeah man

It's it's pointless Taking the egg out and make it's pointless So like I don't get them anymore I'm not being able to eat eggs is crazy man I feel bad for you I want to figure there's gotta be a something Because like I know there's vegan It's not the same

It's not the same even Giving up eggs will hurt me really bad man It's like the basis of everything for the most of me It looks like egg like when you But it does not taste to smell like I remember I had a vegan pizza once And I uh You cried

You fucking cried I was dating a vegan a long time ago And she she tried to trick me with vegan pizza And she was like I bet you didn't know it was vegan I'm like Honey It couldn't be more clear Yeah I had a vegan to be fair I had a megan vegan meatball sub It was I had a

I had a megan meatball I ate meagin Oh my God so we had the conversation about fucking uh Glenn's death In freaking uh what you call it Uh walking dead that and I went I looked into it. Nah, he beats that nigga quite a few more times out. He doesn't hit him once. He hits him all a lot of time.

No, that was never, it was he hits him once. And then he stops. And then there's the where he's all fucked up that we're saying that was like, that part was the worst part of it when the like leaves him with his head bashing his eye out. And then he starts to, he's trying to speak. And he's trying to say like, I love you, Maggie or whatever. He's like, Maggie. And then he starts saying.

And he's like fucking. fucking hard he starts saying like inward all over and fucking he's like shut the fuck up grayses zipper head Grayson that's crazy he starts fucking up the time lines in the universe he's like I'm saying right from the fact

that that that's crazy I oh my god I just would put that together entirely because that was conquest too that's nuts I didn't think about that that's crazy yeah yeah yeah I was like oh shit that's hilarious that's probably how they got that who gives you shit I do I put we to love on the Bluetooth

We oh wow I'm retarded I put we love to love on Bluetooth playlist At the restaurant I work at And the alternative punk customers seem to enjoy it Oh that's cool Oh cool I appreciate that I read one

I just needed something to myself This guy kept talking to me And I kept engaging I got a real meal after this But I don't eat meals I feel you I want Gus's man But depending on like The time of uh

Yeah And all that The lunch special man I get the midday special Do you get four legs And two signs for like Think like 13 14 bucks Not bad at all

It's not bad at all I'm considering the prices Are astronomical If you get a regular fucking combo I gotta go I gotta go shopping with Lily Make dinner today which sucks Fuck that man

I don't know what I want dude I'm not hungry right I'm not hungry I can't think of what I want to eat Very fucking interesting Everyone's got to understand Never, never eat again The US controls Israel Not the other way around

Forever The US controls Israel And not the other way around Hmm interesting Yeah that's that's wish we're thinking It's an interesting theory I wish That's what Trump will probably tell you

No actually we control them And I was like stand the fuck I was like yes sir Brandy Hutzel Freel freelance editor looking for work Hmm Hopefully you could look Look

Hey Harry Paul And the bottle of water. I love that. Queen of Fab Hazard as a woman, I can't stand these harlots larping with guitars and play like absolute dog shit in my feed. I don't know what you're talking about.

Have you guys seen a whole dog friends? There's all these hot hos. There's all these hot hos. Oh, pretending to play guitar. But it's not like they're really trying to pretend. Like, it looks like a bit. It depends. Some of them.

Some of them are obviously fake. Some of them are like very fake, but people are crazy stupid. Sometimes it makes me think like, why am I trying? These people can't tell if you're, they can't tell the difference between something

that's shit that's real and fake. Dude, you know what's fucked up that I saw is that like, there's this girl who does play guitar who's very good and she does videos of her playing guitar.

Yeah. And someone stole her video and AIed themselves over her. I saw that but in a drum, a drum video. Yeah. It was a, the chick has glasses

an Asian woman with glasses and at one point she's playing the drum she adjust her glasses and the AI person with no glasses. adjusts her glasses. The hi-hats not moving at all. It's crazy.

It's like, because it used to be like, if you had a video that was cool, it would just be freebooted. Uh-huh. It was stolen. It was a straight-up stolen. Yeah. Now it's like people are taking the premise of a video and just be like, put me in there. Yeah. And it's the exact same movements.

It's insane. Yeah. It's fucked up. This shit is all on purpose and it makes me really upset. Yeah. And these things are going to start doing really function and being like, that wasn't us. And it's like, no, it was you. People are profiting so well.

from that too. Like some chick she went viral A bunch of people. I even saw John Lovitz Fucking was like get in contact with my lawyer. I'm like that's crazy. This lady she got her music stolen by an AI thing. And they copyright claimed all of her music.

Fucking evil man. It's just evil people. Like in a just world they would be like thrown into a fucking vat. Yes. Yes. Yes. Anyway, blue eyed, blue, uh, bald blue eyed German man waiting for Expedition 33 movie with Sweenez-Luna flying around the screen. Yawi Loewan.

Chris canonizing the love between Jesus and Judas. Stark Tank's honorary leftist, some black Asian guy with a lazy eye. Sucis lays hands on the sick and kills them. He in sickens people. I like that. Sikins people. He blinds the sighted, I remember we said. Yeah.

Come here, my son. You're so dark. You son of a bitch. Yep. He has a dad, but no mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's busted on the floor and his son came into being.

I like to imagine him with a horseshoe pattern. He's bald and short. He's bald and short. He, oh yeah, he also, he can't walk on water. He sinks in puddles. He sinks in the ground. Yeah, he's just fucking, like it. Oh, he's pretty cold.

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You jumped in in the worst possible time, actually. It's weird for me. It's ending. It's like it's over. I'm good with that. I ended it. I'm later let go. No, I mean, I'm fine it being over.

To me, it's more like, oh, it was nice knowing that it was always kind of there. You know, it's like, ah, it's trucking along. It's doing well. It's like a family member kind of thing. Yeah, you're doing well. But it's like, ah, no more? It's not been doing well for a while. The game has been going through a lot of...

Well, two years, maybe. The Final Shape was great. That's kind of the thing. It's like, it ended well. And it had an ending. So to me, I'm like, I was fine. But I was always like, oh, maybe it'll be a third one. And I'd be down for a third one to be, a real third one.

I hope they do a third one, but they're probably not going to do any time soon. It'll be a while. They're probably going to be like, oh, we need money to make another one, probably. Yeah, maybe. There's room for it. But, like, it's just like... Yeah, for sure. I think by the time it happens, it'll be, it'll have been gone long enough for it to actually genuinely be exciting.

You know, it's just like, oh, cool. It's like uncharted's been gone for like 10 plus years. So, like, whenever that game comes out, it's going to be like, oh, yay! It's not going to be like last of us where it's like, again. You know? Gooner's supreme. Our servant and condemner, Seize. The N is silent, Chris.

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I'd be like, bro. It's like having a Walter White statue in Albuquerque. No, not even because it's like having a Walter White statue in fucking Puerto Rico. Yeah, yeah. Like, God, even that's close. What is the, what is the connection? Lithuania has no, I guess maybe the Chechnan, but that's the closest.

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Does he summon black guys? Is that what it is? No, he can't troll black people. Is that what a mancer is? Yeah, so pretty much a white woman. Damn. Hey, a fat white woman. Yeah.

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oh, interesting. No, it's, it's a third person. You know, we need hurry to get, We'd hurry up and get that new fucking Castlevania game, bro.

Guess what? It's canceled. It's not canceled. Cancel the war in Iran. You're lying. Yes. Good. Good.

Can't wait for the new bag? What about going to be canceled because of Iran? I don't know. A lot of the, I'm not even exact. Well, to me, I think a lot of things are falling apart because of that shit. Oh, it's the, I, I ironically think, and this is probably like, this is maybe pie in the sky, but I actually think there's some truth to this. I think genuinely, I think genuinely, if Trump is. isn't, if Trump didn't win the election,

I think Destiny wouldn't be dying. Really? I genuinely do believe it. Why? I think it's getting so expensive. The economy is so bad now because of everything that he's done that I think funding a studio

in Bellevue fucking Washington of hundreds of AAA devs is so expensive now compared to how it was even just like a few years ago that it's always been expensive. But now it's so expensive that it's like, we got to fucking lay people like we can't do this. And capitalism doesn't allow like how in Japan where it's like we'll just bunker down,

we'll figure it out, we're not going to fucking make you all expendable. Yeah, it's not the same. It's not the same. We're in capitalist America to where they have to be holding to shareholders as well and they're going to make the decision to fire people and cut other projects and stuff. Because the thing it's like. Because what's crazy about it is that like even on with no updates for Destiny, they were at concurrence of like 200k

like every day. So like that was still there was still a lot There's still there still there is still a lot there But it's just so fucking expensive In this fucking absurd economy Where PlayStation's are fucking Fucking 200 more dollars Yeah

Than they were before it's like And it's the same one which is crazy too It's the same one They up the price of PS Plus as well Um And so it's just like They did Xbox dropped down because they're like

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I'm not fucking doing that. You can all fucking look that shit up and let me know. You're at, honestly, I would, but I'm at, I'm at 19% and I want to save my battery for the ride. That's fine. That'd be the bitch. John Strickland. You can do it. You're fucking down the street.

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Yeah, I'll give it a four. But I'm not, I'm not close to killing him. I'm say four. I'm definitely at all. It's close enough away from Ian Watkins, I think a four is. and a four is also farther enough away to I'm not going to kill the kid. The thing is, I think four to six ways. Of those two extremes, I'm far closer to killing a kid.

Sure. You know what I mean? Yes. Yeah, I think so. I hope I'm explaining that, right? If you had to, between the two, like a saw thing, like, you know, you got to kill this kid or fuck this kid. Which one are you going to be like, let's follow, go on. Oh, come on, man.

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were getting hacked. Was that true? Is that or was it just Hill? I mean, I mean, a lot of people get hacked all the time. Sure. Sony in particular has like the least protections. Oh, yeah. I mean, dude, somebody,

bought like, I think it was like $300 with the games one time on my fucking PSN. I got it refunded, but it's insane. Like it's so shit. And there's breaches everywhere. Like everywhere. Like nothing can be 100% secure. But like, PlayStation's easily the worst. Do you remember when the

in 2011 when it got hacked? The PSN got hacked and was down for three and a half weeks? Yeah, that was cool. Insane. That was like, good job, guys. And then two years later, they were like, we want you to pay for this. We should. Yeah, yeah, exactly. He's like, okay. Heck, oh, that was Jordan Rogen.

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I don't think I understand what the fuck you're saying. Having a horny homosexual Holocaust, his future children. Is he, are you saying I come in my army cap? Is he coming in his hat? And then he puts it on his... Go groceries?

I don't know. That's what it sounds like. It's insane. Maybe you're in your own hat and go grocery shopping after it. Are you incubating children under your hat? Is that what's happening? I'm trying to build a little culture. That's cool.

A little bacteria. My friend made a joke in high school. Like, like, what if guys came into their hands and they was clapsed it? And then, like, he was incubating a baby? either. And if you went too early,

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I saw the witch doctor and he sucked on my fat dick. I don't remember how it goes. Who eat you out. I'm gay. I don't want a finger bang. I'm so my fucking gay gay gay gay. I think, yeah. The album and Chipmunks sing that shit.

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