The Snark Tank - #412: Flint Water Hits Different

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

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Bro, I was laughing so much playing back the very end of the last episode with that witch doctor thing. I don't even remember. What do we do? What do we say? Ah, man. That's so awesome. You guys are remember. I really, you don't need to know.

I can barely remember it. I just said something out of pocket. You know. At the very end? The very end of the episode with the witch doctor. Oh, I think. You were like, you seem like you're really, like, hurt. You seem like you're really bothered.

I just say not hurt. Was that making fun of the fact? No, no, no. It was another fresh and fit joke about the guy making like, no. It was, it. You see him. You see him.

Definitely wasn't that. No. No, it's good. It's good that you don't remember. It's good. I'm going to be like, oh, man. It's basically connected to what we were just talking about right before we were recording.

Oh. It is like the, the, what's the guy's name, Dave, the seller? Is that his name? Dave Seller. Is that his last name, the Chimunk niggas? Oh my God, I know what the fuck you said.

Oh, it's all here now. Oh, now he came rushing back. Oh, my goodness. I can't remember that guy's name. Dave Seller? Is that it? Alvin!

Come here, Alvin. That shit, that shit actively bothered. What's so funny for me is up, I found a picture where, like, Alvin and Theodore, look like they're in distress, but Simon looks like he's an euphoric. And so I was like, this is a

crazy idea. Simon's smart enough to understand. He's smart enough to really get it. Like everybody is terrified. He's like, no, I get why this happening. I get why this happened. Listen, I, I won't get it the worst if I pretend I like it. That's so crazy. He's motivated by discomfort. So if I look comfortable, he'll spend less time with me. So disgusted. I would be if they weren't Cartoon chip box Yeah that is yeah I mean That is a valid

RAP is still rape It's still rape It's still I don't know I don't know if it necessarily is I think it's just Like I look It's just weird I have I have

I haven't I have an argument to make I think that even though Characters are fictional I think they're They may not exist In the same medium But there's as real as we are

Like they exist What the fuck are you saying Like characters like Spider Man He might not be a corporeal person But he's still a person You know effectively What? What do you mean?

He's still a person. Like, he still has experiences, you know? He's like in the way that like a corporations are people too, you know?

That is actually, I mean, I understand what you mean. Your argument just took mine, my humanizing characters. I bastardized your fucking good. And ruined it.

So fuck you like truly. He's right. The corporation is more of a person than Spider-Man is. Where do you remember? See, when that was the, worst of our problems when Mitt Romney

was convincing people that corporations are people too. I know. That was the, I miss that so much, dude. Now, I miss that so much. Well, the Republican Party's dead, so yeah. I mean, every party's dead. It seems like no part of it's. I mean, it's dead. The Democratic Party's still the same. I want people. As thing as they were 25 years ago. Yeah. They just lost the people's, like, love, but they're still same fuckheads. Check it out, guys. People need to

understand that I know everybody is forced to live online now, and there's so many people that think online discourse and influences like the end all be all, but it's still not there because when you look at how voting, how people vote, especially when it comes to Republicans, when it is so clear that the Republican Party and Trump and his R.S. cooked online, but when Trump endorses the candidate still, they still fucking win. Yeah. They still are having advantage. They're beating out every Republican. These fucking old shitty people that live on television, you know, they're still around.

And so I want whenever we talk about like, oh, oh, Hassan this or this, that, I'm like, no, it's these, these old crusty people are still listening to this guy. I know. And they don't know about all the stuff that we know. They don't know about like, oh, they probably think when Trump was like, oh, are we still talking about Epstein? They're probably like, yeah, who cares about that guy?

Yeah, who even is that? What is that? Is that a fucking... There's like that Thomas Massey ad. Do you remember that AI ad that, like, convinced about... There were old. people who were convinced that Thomas Manny, Thomas Massey was like having threesomes with AOC and I'll know how to. That's real. That's actually real for real. Did you see, I'm sorry, did you see

that Dave Rubin was talking mad shit and saying that like, uh, I think, uh, Hassan sexually harassed Anna Kasparian and then Anna was like, bro, you should sue him. I literally, that never happened. So like, Dave Ruh was just making shit up. He was on Jubilee, wasn't he? Oh, what did he did he? He was on Jubilee recently. What did he do? I don't know.

It was him surrounded by leftist, but it might as well have been just him surrounded by 20 empty chairs. He still would have fucking lost. That's such a fucking morass. Even in the highlight, even in the highlights. Yeah. That they choose for him, he's, it looks like he's getting bodied. I don't even understand.

He is so stupid. It's kind of crazy. This is not the stupidest person I've seen anymore because they used him. I know. They're really scraping the bottom of the fucking mary with him. Like, you shouldn't do this, but he's the kind of. He's the kind of guy that deserves. Even Ralph has a better chance of like winning a debate.

And I'd watch the fuck. I would watch the fight. I was, what if he was actually like, that's his talent. Like, debating is like late. Like he's like somehow through some means.

Can I tell you something? Yeah. It's not. No. Listen. It's really not even close. He would steamroll just by screaming. If I will try to find a rant of him.

There's a rant of him where, so I guess some people are laughing at him. It sounded like he sharded on stream. And then he went on the stream like the next day or something. It went on this like crazy rant and was like like, y'all, y'all would fucking, I would get so much fucking if I like views. If I actually shit my pants, you would love it. Like it's so beautiful. If I can find it, I will insert it.

I want to because I need you all to hear this guy. I've never like lost it like that. If I shit myself, I would tell you motherfuckers. I'd probably make more money off shit myself. I might pull down my fucking pants and shit. all over the place today. Do they really know what the fuck it is I'm doing? I don't give a fuck about being hated.

I don't give a fuck about you talking your shit. I get paid either way. I want to like lose my shit. You're gonna have like a Bill O'Reilly. Yeah, like fuck it, we'll do it live. Yeah. I want to do that really bad. But I feel like I'll die.

The power behind that fuck it delivery is so funny. It's great. Like it's so, he says that that delivery took years of his life, I bet. I just like that way that he said that way that he said. I just like that he's in like, He's in show business and he didn't know what play us out meant. That is crazy. I thought I'm like,

he never encountered that before. Okay. To play us out. What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean to play us out? He was so upset. We'll do it live.

Fuck it. Such a crazy emphasis. He lost his cool. My favorite part of that video, by the way, is when they cut to the wide screen. Yes. Or like the wide shot of him getting up and like throwing the,

the shit on the ground in complete silence because the mics have been cut it's already but yeah it's like that shit is avant garde was that on live TV no no I don't think it was live

no it wasn't live because he says fuck it we'll do it live this is like a pre-rehearser or like a pre-taping or something something like they were gonna do yeah loss is cool I think that shit's so funny

it is good shit I want more people to do I don't do that like people don't go up there and like I guess they don't want to get fined by the FCC or whatever is they don't want to they don't want to lose their money yeah

but I feel like people I I think there's some people that would go up there and be like yo this shit is fucked like I'm gonna say this is actively fucked I don't care what happens It bothers me that They're just so like

They're huge they act like humans At moments and they should just act like humans You know It bothers me It bothers me that like when Colbert's show was ending He didn't use that as an excuse to go crazy Right Like why wouldn't you just

Show your asshole or something Yeah shove your asshole Right over the camera lens Engulf the camera Like freaking what's up Like Like what's up there Like

Like what's his name um he's a contract called keith lee right he's like i gotta just the food shit oh yeah he went on there and did some shit that people don't do he was oh fuck ice like he said it like actively dirt to the um yeah he's a food guy he got he probably got fine probably for so no he's talking about the food he's what was he on it was at the uh i think the grammies a grammy he's like yeah he got he got recorded at the end of one of the that's crazy that he's at the grammies the fuck is he i mean he's he's he's eating their food or so i don't get it's a huge he's a huge media it's crazy how much reviewing the food at the grame is

That's crazy Which is crazy Because he was a UFC fighter too Is it hilarious He didn't fight He didn't amateur He was a fighter He wasn't in UFC

His brothers His brothers was in the UFC But then he also What are we talking about? Oh The Lee brothers The Lee brothers Yeah

The food guy One of them is a food guy One of the brothers The fight mixed special artists Oh Our act was One of them was a professional artist One of them

Was the average He became the one That became the food guy So the food fight brothers Yeah The food fight brothers Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like,

Keith is like huge. He's like a huge media influence now for the most part. Are they even like physically he's huge? No, he's a small dude actually. He's like five, six? No, like,

because that's huge to be. It's massive. That's insane. Do you think I'm a dinosaur then? You're barely real to be to be very insane. How makes him have to be? What is your, what is your cut off for dating a person like height wise?

What do you mean? Like what is like too tall for you to date? No such thing. I don't think there's, I mean, there is a freak. tall point where I'm just like I can't be seen with you

you know it's just it's wrong no such thing but I think generally it's pretty high like I think like maybe like 6 6 1 6 7 or 6 8 is too crazy for me you know like I don't because what I that's that's that is so just the yeah she wears heels it looks crazy right and the it looks crazy

the disparity is so high that like I don't even think like I can function well like you're like Joe just a little bit taller than you like slightly taller than you three inches tall than me. And if she wears heels, she looks taller than you. Like a bit taller than you.

Tall women love to wear heels too. It's funny. It's very funny. It's to make you feel worse. It literally is. It's like, ha ha, man. And but then they're like,

why is everyone all intimidated? Why doesn't anyone approach me? I'm like, I don't know. You look like a fucking giant. You're a bronthosaur. That's why. That's why I'm going to step upon me.

There is like, you look like somebody I should jump off of into a hay bale from. You don't look. You're so tall. I jump off your shoulders and they make. the eagle drops out.

I do find it. I don't know. I think I've never cared about it. Like the heel stand like I don't know. Every woman, most women are taller than me. So I've never even cared about that. It's just like, oh, you're just taller. Like, okay.

For me, it's a, it's a like, any woman that is already tall than me is really tall. Yeah. Yeah, you were crazy. Yeah. So for me, like my height, like I truly am my spirit. I don't give a fuck. I would date a giant actually. Because it's still not that.

I would date a 24 inch, like a 24 foot woman. I would. I think that just be like 24 foot. Like this is this is just a thrill now. I mean, now we're just playing ball. Anyone would try that though. Sure.

Sure. Just for the story. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But like I guess what is it tallest? You guys have dated. Been on a date?

Anything. My ex-girlfriend was five, I think five, ten, five eleven. Mm. She was very tall. I think I went on a date once with a five ten. Five ten. Five ten. It was fine.

I just like, it just wasn't viving, though. If Lily was taught, be happy. If she was like fucking like five nine or five ten, I'd be fucking happy. unfortunately she's 5-1 I think Yeah she's very tiny Fucking Mexicans man I met a 6-1 girl in They're short

They are short ethnicity of people Latinos in general are short Yeah Yeah that's a okay well that's a different sentiment Than fucking Mexicans man There you go You know fucking Mexican There's a lot of yeah

Whoa shut up Welcome to Star Tank podcast by the way I didn't say this welcome to Star Tank podcast It's him look at him Fucking Jesus Christ Look at him And that's Derek Yeah, look at it

Looking at a waving Yeah But if there's every time I'm going to camera I'm waving Like this You'd be so tired You'd burn a lot of calories

Doing that I think One arm would be really Fucking cramped up Yeah It would sound like fucking Possil wood Cracking every time I move my arm

Bostlewood This is called Possiblewood I don't know I just say something What did you say Bostlewood Right

That's what it's called What are you saying Bostlewood That kind of like Say that's slow Bostlewood No What is it called?

Balsa wood. Balsa? Yes. That sounds dumber. Bossel? I'm, I'm, I don't know either way. I don't know. Never.

Yeah, yeah. What does that say, Witcher Epstein? No, that. Oh, expansion. You made, you made me question.

I was like, I was like, wait, what does that? We have a list of something. We have a list of something to talk about. This is really not much going. I mean,

I'm sure there's always stuff really on. There's something going on that I know this in the back of my head. I don't remember. And, of course, once we're done, I'm going to be, oh, fuck, I forgot. I forgot. Hunter Biden ripped the cat open on live TV. Yeah.

That's crazy. He didn't, like, conquest, move those media rights apart. He was like, oh, yeah. Sorry, like, Homelandor rips that spider guy in half. Dude, he rips him in half. Sorry, guys, I was on crack again.

Sorry. He gives a press conference? Yeah, yeah. I was on crack yet again. Yet again. I wouldn't be mad at him. I'd be like, I get it. I'd be like, whatever.

Like, that's the worst thing you tore a cat in half and you're on crack. I mean, Terry, Cat-Hat-Hap is pretty crazy. It's pretty sad. It's very sad. But, hey, it's not drone striking a bunch of fucking Latinos just trying to fucking fish. Can I be very honest? No.

On the scale of bad, ripping a cat-haven is like not even on my radar. It's like, people, what do you mean? You can't keep doing that all you want. You wouldn't hang out with someone doing that. I want to hang out with someone that does that. But I would be like, damn that nigga. I'd be like, you're kind of fucked up. We need like some help.

It wouldn't be like, dead jail him. He wouldn't be jailing? He wouldn't even want to get him a little jail time? I'm like, just keep cats away from him. Let's make active decisions to keep cats safer. But you have to understand that animals are so cute and helpless that like if you're capable, if you're capable of ripping a cat in half with your hands.

By the way, you're very capable of killing a person. I think. Probably. I think cats and humans are not quite the same scale, but I think anyone that would do that is sick enough to probably want a killing person too. If I opened this episode, if you came here,

we all sat down to record the podcast as usual. And I, out of my pocket, put a cat down on the table in front of you. I'm like, whoa. And I grabbed it from its head and tore it perfectly in half.

50, 50, like completely. Perfect. You would be okay with that? Oh, no. You did it in front of me. I saw a video of you doing it. I'd be like, well,

what's something? him. Would you assume it was AI at least? I would have doubts that you would do it, but also I'd be like, why would you show me, did you AI have any of you? Like anyone, if you were revealing that to me, you'd be like, why would you AI this? Did you really do this? It'd be like a lot of questions.

I'm like, what's going on? Because I mean, like, I don't like cats. I don't hate cats. I don't have to kill them. That's crazy. That's insane. But I don't love cats. Like I love dogs.

That's why I rip the dog and I have, but there's something wrong with you. evolutionarily. Would you want jail time for somebody to rips the dog and a half? Definitely like a very stern beating. Like a very stern beating. Maybe maybe a maybe I feel like that's your first line of defense really. It's like people who harm animals. You know what I mean? I feel like that's like that's a that's how you prevent harm to people I think is like you get those people out early. Yeah. Yeah. It's like oh wow. I'm stay. Oh he's staple. He he likes to stable butterflies to the court board in his room. That's definitely like one of the earliest signs of people that like if you don't like animals is a warning sign to me too. What do you mean? Not liking animals, like you're off. Yeah. Yeah. I don't mind that if you don't want a pet, but if you don't like animals in general,

there's something wrong with you. A little red flag. Yeah, it is a massive problem. Because like evolutionarily, I don't even know that's the word. Yeah. Evolutionarily. What does that sound wrong? That sounds wrong.

Anyway. Like not liking dogs. Not liking dogs is a huge red flag. Growing up, something's wrong with you. Being around these things and them like evolving to be adorable so that we're more kind to them and shit. Like, it is weird that you see that and you're like, No. You're like, wait. It doesn't do anything to your DNA.

Kind of like seeing like, you know, you're straight man. You see tits and ass jiggling. You're like, that's evolution. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't do that. Yeah. Yeah. Or you see some of a big booty dude's dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, a big booty. I don't know. Fucking Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin. Any fucking. Right. Naturally oil. Naturally oil. Naturally oil. Naturally oil. Dude's ass. And you go. You're like fucking, um, you're like, who floats when they smell pie? I don't know. Fucking Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin. Any fucking. Any fucking dad. I think literally those are the... I think you may have chosen the only two cartoon characters in the world who haven't...

Who haven't voted it? I think Peter has. Maybe. Maybe in like one of those... One of the cutaway bullshit things. Oh yeah, yeah. There was a cutaway where like the smell lines were like raping them, I'm pretty sure.

Yes, I remember I was saying his clothes off. Oh, are you sure? Yes. That's another one. What? It was like hands and it was like pulling his clothes off. He was like, yeah. I never heard that's funny.

I think he's... I think he floated over the smell and then it started trying to rape him. That's hilarious. It's hilarious. It's funny. That's funny. Then it cuts the quagmire and it's like the smoke lines are holding his eyes open. It's making me watch.

It's making me watch. It's fucking insane. But like, so you're right. Peter Griffith. Did you, I saw something recently that blew my fucking mind. Did you see the Simpsons clip that was going around where it's just like, it's recent. It's a new episode where they're making, they're doing a parody episode of the, of Joker. The 2017 movie or 2019? Maybe Max?

Oh, 2019. Sorry. Pre-pandemic. is the point. And they're just like, it's like a whole episode based on it's like Homer's all thin. It's weird. But like, you did a Joker episode seven years after the movie came out, dude? How slow is animation?

I know animation's slow. In Japan, it's not slow at all, but they don't sleep. That's true. I know animation is slow. I get that it like, you may be like behind like several months. But like brother. Joker? What are we doing?

I mean, they're out of ideas, dude. They're out of ideas. I mean, it's clearly. I've been on too fucking long. How could you possibly not be out of ideas for something like, like, what are we going to have Bart do today? Are people still watching it? Apparently enough people for them to still continue doing it.

Which, it sounds unreal to me because I haven't met a single, obviously, I don't know very many people. But even people online, I haven't seen someone be like, oh, yeah, I still enjoy it. You mean my wife still? I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that anywhere. Yeah. So I really, it's kind of the same thing with the, I guess I wouldn't say Big Ben Theory.

I've seen actual people say they watched it. I've seen people say, that show's growing on me slightly. It is going on me. I don't, like, I still, I saw the depiction of, like, I think, I think genuinely the depiction of nerds on there is like, damn you're racist. Like, it's like nerd face. It's like it feels like it is nerd face. It is nerd face for sure.

It's like genuinely Let's settle this over a nice round of Halo 3 It feels like They say that by the way It feels like whatever They say that in the show Like disrespecting black people But to nerds

It feels like that Yeah No I understand what nerd faces Yeah Yeah But it's growing on me Every now and I watch I'm like this is the decent moments

These are like decent like Friend moments If they just weren't Violently autistic I can't fucking get diamonds In the rough In like in a pile of shit dude I wouldn't

Why would I watch that Why would I do that? I mean it's growing on me That's like you got to like Oh my mom Every time I'm on vacation. I don't watch when I'm at home whenever I'm on vacation. And for some reason, a channel that's on a vacation house.

I thought I'm like, I'm done with my day. I'm like, look, man. I was like, I was in a, in a hotel room in like some random place in the middle of like a really traumatic breakup. And I was watching Shrek 4. And I was like, this is good. Wasn't. What was the fourth one about? Exactly.

I think all their kids and stuff. That's funny moments. I think that was the third one, no? No, the third one was With Justin Timberlake As Prince as King Arthur I don't even know if I saw it It's a bad one

That one is the one that's particularly bad Four is Rumble Steelskin? Yeah Is it and then Wait Is that the one when they have all the kids and stuff? They have the kids already But I don't know

But like the third game The third movie Yeah Is where the kids show up And it's like a problem It's like oh my God Right I'm pretty sure The third one is when he's

When she first has the kids. Yeah. Okay. And she's like, oh, he's like, oh, these children. And he eats one. And the fourth one is when he. It kind of like Nico. Nico, well, yeah.

It's me, Shrek. And the fourth one is one. Cousin Shrek, let's go bowling. Cousin Shrek. This is my cousin Shrek. The fourth one, he undoes everything and he turns until they're not together anymore. Wait, okay, sorry. I thought you're like, it's like, uh-huh.

He's like, he does it does everything and they're not together anymore. He's like, oh, goodness, I got rid of my marriage. I wish I was married so. And then it turns back and he's married again. Dude, Nico Bellick would have made a killer. Oh, is that like there's the human version of him? No, that's two. Two is the human version of.

Jesus Christ. Dude, I got to, I haven't seen Shrek in a long time. You got to reacring yourself with the Shrek. I really do. I really do. The second one is a really good. I remember enjoying them. Like, it's crazy.

Like, that movie's like, what the, why is this? It's funny because the character, the Prince and Shrek, too, is just Jamie Lannister, like the exact same Yeah, the character. It's like not, not incesty, but like the design of him is like, that's the same. I think Shrek. Yeah, maybe that's kind of like, what the fuck? This guy must have read Game of Thrones.

I think Shrek two is unironically. I think Shrek two might be my favorite animated movie, I think. It's up there. It's easily top five. I really got to watch it again because I haven't seen in so long that I don't have that I don't have that feeling because I haven't seen. it since I was probably a kid. It's just so...

I remember thinking it was so funny as a kid and then watching it as an adult, it was way funnier. Yeah. Which is like, I feel like that barely happens. It's way too good of a movie. It's like, what the fuck? Like, what is this?

I mean, I think a lot of those movies were... I mean, it's Dreamworks, right? Yeah. So I think that's why it's an anomaly because like, Disney Pixar were killing it. You know what I mean? That's true. I mean, Dreamers has some,

like, the Kung Fu Panda series is all pretty fucking good. It's pretty huge, right? Yeah, but what's the fuck. I don't know why Kung Panda is so good. Yeah, but let's be real. Kung Fu Panda also looks... Kung Fu Panda, to me, as an IP, looks like something that you would find in, like, those... Happy Wheel.

Like, it looks fake. Like, it looks like a... Kung Fu Panda sounds like an IP that's a real IP in a fictional IP where people watch that movie. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, the people in the show are going... Hey, you want to go see Kung Fu Panda? It sounds... The movie's name is the pitch.

Yeah. Yeah. It's simple. It's like three ninjas or fucking Or sleeping dogs. I'm not really my I think my biggest issue is that I only like it. No disrespect to Jack Black, but only like him in small doses. I can't handle a whole series with him. I like him a lot.

Yeah, that's kind of my issue. I think he's great on stage. I like him in Tropic Thunder because he's not the main focus. I loved him as the supporting character in Orange County. I don't know if you ever seen that movie. I fucking love. It's like one of his big breakout roles. The most I can handle is

I think School of Rock is quite charming That's a good point That's actually a really good point But that's the only one really I actually agree with that a lot I love NACA Libre He's also very contained He starts getting those moments

He's subdued Like he'll start like when he's teaching them stuff He'll start kind of getting I'm like all right settle down Yeah settle down but that movie's great And if the premise is that Like if it's tenacious D I appreciate it

Yeah but like a school of rock That's a fucking the name The name is in The title That is true It's all right You are not wrong But Shrek is the same thing

No but Shrek is at least Shrek is at least the name That I don't think I would have ever Thought of that name You know what I mean? That's true Like that's a very unique name Yeah what it's very

It evokes ogre too Which is kind of crazy How do they come up with that name Like what's the motivation Well I think it's a book It's based on a book actually Oh I feel like I've seen I've seen book stuff of Shrek

But I feel like it was after Shrek So I don't know if it's true Yeah I'm 38. I had no idea. I don't know if it's true or neither. So I'm fairly... I'm not trying to lie when I'm doing, as I say this.

But I'm fairly certain the original Shrek comes from like a kid's book that was adapted into a movie. And it's not that much of a faithful adaptation, but it's like based loosely on that source material. It's probably, I don't remember. William Steig or he? I don't know how you would say that. 1990s, children picture book, yeah,

by William St. I don't know how you would say his last name. Yeah, the basis of the DreamWorks films, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

But they went a way different direction with it. You look, way grosser. I mean, I know it's a sign, right? Yeah, yeah, look at him.

Yeah, I remember it. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like I saw that after I saw the movie, so I didn't know which was,

which was first? Oh, yeah. Well, that was also, if this came out after I'd be, yo,

What is this? Why don't you do my man like this, dude? Well, you know what it's like that? Did you see, you ever see the original test for Shrek? I don't think so. The original, um, it is fucking distressing. So I need everybody, if you're Googling or if you're on your, if you're in a position where you can look stuff up, look up the original test for Shrek.

It's called the James Brown Shrek edit. And it is, it is literally a really old, really fucking disgusting render of Shrek. dancing to James Brown's I feel good in like a It's like a test screening So it's him in like a Like kind of like a fable looking town And he's like I feel good

It's just dancing huh? I feel like I've seen that before You probably have I probably showed it to you Because it's fucking disturbing But it's really early It's like that It reminds you a lot of

Those early screen tests Those cursed screen tests For like CG movies that never happened Like that Jim Carrey movie Where he plays a fish I don't think I've seen that either The amazing Mr. Limpit or something. Oh, that sounds familiar, the name of them.

Yeah, like, it's a, it's a show from, like, the 1960s that they wanted a reboot in the late 90s and early 2000s. And there was a really early test footage of Jim Carrey. And it's about a guy who turns into a fish. Uh-huh. But, like, he's got a human face or whatever. It works way normal in a cartoon. But, like, the second, they had a CG test. Everybody can look this up.

Of Jim Carrey's human fucking face on a CG fish. And it's really fucking just. disturbing. It's so painful to, it's not good. I don't feel good no more. It's all very bad. Let's see. I don't like that. Are you seeing it? I just look it on the thumbnail. The video is crazy. It's only 25 seconds. Look at it in motion. You don't even have to have the sound on. Just it in motion is so distressing. Because if you saw that in the water, you would cry. Oh, no. Look, look, look, look. I don't want. Yeah, I think I'd be more afraid of that than that fucking great white shark. Yeah, like, I wouldn't... I don't eat that.

Yeah, the shark's like, I don't want that. Ew. They definitely wouldn't want that. They're like, what the fuck? This is... I don't know what this is. It is really fucking gross. But there's a Shrek version of that kind of, like, not that exactly, because I don't think they based his face on anybody yet.

But, uh... I know that, uh, that, uh, the fat white actor, uh, community actor, uh, Chris Farley. Chris Farley. Farley was originally Shrek and then he died. Oh, yeah. But yeah, no, Shrek 2 is like, I don't know. That's interesting. I can't imagine it being anybody other than Mike.

That's the problem. I really do think it would have been way worse. Because I do think that weird. Hey, I'm Shrek, you know. I'm Shrek down by the river. It's like, all right, big deal. It wouldn't have seen this one way. It wouldn't have been nearly as a dear.

I like Chris Farley a lot. One and done. I like Chris Farley's been good in whatever he's been in. Yeah, but like. Beverly Hills Ninja is fucking, fucking, I love that movie. It was cool, yeah, before you know. Before he died with an egg in his mouth. Before, you know, the void.

Yeah, it happens. I mean, you're a giant, co-coked-up comedian. You're going to go pretty soon. It's so obvious he was on Coke, too. I mean, you don't, you don't do those scenes. You don't act the way he acts without being. You don't act the way you act at that weight. Performance enhancing drugs.

You don't, you, like, he's fucking, that really enhances performance. It's insane. But, uh, it's not the way you use that phrase. Yeah, clever, huh? Yeah, no, I think about some of the best animated movies. And there's the Saigon whore that bit my nose off. Dude, dirty work is so stupid. It's a good fucking movie.

That scene where the... Dirtywork is awesome. Have you never seen Dirty Work? I don't think it's a dumb comedy. It's stupid. Yeah. But it's like, I think it's one of my favorites of that era of, like, stupid guy. There's a scene where they like, because it's Norm MacDonald and Artie Lang, and they run

a revenge for hire business, which is already insane. Yeah. What a stupid idea. but like there's a scene where they like they plant fish all over this rich guy's house and the whole prank is like oh we're going to make his house smell like fish or whatever and while they're doing it they come home and they're in the middle of like a mob deal and they're hiding and so like it smells like fish in here it's like what is that a signal and it's and then and it's just norm mcdonald and ardy land holding fish and it's just that for like two

straight minutes as you just hear people shooting each other in the in the background he's like he shut my legs off And it's just all this He's got a chainsaw! It is awesome. And then it ends just like this brief silence

and they drop the face. It's good stuff. Stupid garbage crap. It's a fun movie. I fucking mom showed me that movie, oddly enough. That's very weird. I didn't know like

why the fuck would she even know about this? There's a dead hooker in this car. That's so good. Does her mom if it says of humor? Huh? Does it my mind if it's funny because she's not normally

into stuff like that? She can laugh at shit like that but she normally doesn't That's not even true, though, because she showed me this 70 sitcom called Soap, where it was like a sitcom based off like a soap opera and Billy Crystal's in it. He's gay and shit in it. I'm like a family guy did a bit about it like the outro. They're like, our young viewers going to understand this soap reference?

And I'm like, me. Because like my mom's, it's, the comedy is fucking retarded. It's a really dumb. I love that show. And then it got canceled after four seasons. And I was pissed. because she was actually braiding my hair when we were watching it

and I was like, wait, what the fuck? What happened? And she was like, why are you mad? I lived through this. Like, we had to like wait for the next season and it never came. I just watched it in like secession, you know, like real fast.

And I was all mad and she was like, shut the fuck up. You don't know, you don't know the pain. That was me and my grandmother being fucking watching Tom and Jerry together. Yeah. And me laughing too hard at her being like, oh, something's off.

Uh-oh. And she's like, turned it to a front. Brian Panda Grandma, that's fucking awesome. I'm gonna do that to our cat. And she's like, oh. I'm gonna do that to our cat. That's fucking insane. Just waiting for your cat to go, ah!

Dude, my cat, our little kitten, it almost made the sound. It almost made the sound. No, no, no. I couldn't believe how close we were to losing this cat. So, so like, I finally was like, you know what, fuck it. I'm gonna put up the, uh, the, that you, to play button. Fuck it.

I'm gonna put it up in the room. I'm gonna put up, start hanging shit up in the, in the studio. And then I guess it wasn't sturdy enough, whatever the things that I used.

And the cat only comes in the studio rarely and it finally came in and it passed by it. And then seconds later, it fell. And I'm like, what? Like,

what did, like literally if just three seconds earlier that cat would have met. By a YouTube play button would be, It would be so poetically sad. You can't clean off the button after that. You got to leave the blood bark on it. Oh, yeah, I have to.

It's going to be crushed. It's going to be like blood force. I couldn't fucking believe it because the original things, it's fucking heavy. The frame and everything. Yeah. It's really heavy. Where's your kid still? It's in my basement office in my parents.

Oh, this is back home? Yeah, because I'm just like I wasn't going to take a bunch of shit like that. Right. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, almost. I almost If it would have done that

It stands It stands up It stands up It's the same Exactly phenotype As like fucking Tom The same build Let's out one loud

Yell then die How many How many kids do you think Thought that screen Was so funny That they went And looked at their cat And tried to make their cat

Scream like that Around that time Oh no That's not zero I bet in the 50s How old is Tom and Jerry Like what is that Like 60s?

It seems like it's even older But some of it doesn't have color, right? Actually, you know what? The style of the animation, I would say 60s, late 60s. Yeah, yeah. It's because, like, when you see some of the early 60s shit, man, it really. It's spooky, all I got to say. It's spooky.

Let's see. Let's see when the first time in Jersey. There's something when Mickey goes to the fucking Africa and he's like, these guys are tripping. It's Ubuntu. Look at all the savages They're big lips and wide Faces They run so quick

Seriously why they're so fast Goofy You're right Mickey They're talking about wanting to vote Goofies like this Swarthy fellers are quite fast You sure right Mickey I mean goofy whatever

They're having no rally Is that fucking Donald Donald Donald I can sound like him, but I can't do that. I can't. I was really about to do Donald D. I can do it, but it fucking hurts. I've never,

I've never, I don't even know how to, like, the, I don't know what you're supposed to do. I genuinely, I genuinely don't know what you're supposed to do. I need instructions. Yeah, I know, I don't have to like IKEA instructions. Like Donald Dug. Just in your throat.

I don't know what to do. We should spend the rest of the episode doing this in our bike. Just trying to figure until we get it. So seven hours from now. I've ever made a sound you know you can't make a game before?

Oh yeah. That Mike Tyson impression. I can't do it. I hit the, you know, the, I'm going to do it in a higher register. The, but like the actual register is the second one's too low. I hit it one time and I remember me to do it again.

So it's like, um, I can't, I can't. You got to watch a lot of Indian memes and you got to keep making the sound eventually you'll get it. Indian memes. There's all Indian means like they stink apparently. So like, so everybody does that. Right.

I can't hit like, this is a great experience. They hear the audio. They love it. They're at work. They're at work falling asleep, people listening right now. And now they're like, wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

Wake up. You're getting fired. They're getting fired. Jonathan, wake up. Jonathan, wake up. Jonathan, wake up. That's crazy.

He's at work. He was like, oh, what the hell of the podcast? He's fucking hitting him off. Someone's jacking him off. In your cubicle, jacking you off.

And it's the oldest most decrepit man. Oh, like he's going to see now and he thinks he's fucking at the bathhouse. It's like that 1112-year-old monk that video that guy. The 112-year-old monk who's gray and he looks like a,

He's like a mummified bog man. Put him down. I just saw an old lady recently on Instagram where she's like, see, she says she never wants anything. She's probably talking about her grammar or something. And then she's eating food and she's so ancient. People are like, her social security is four. You know, she's like, she's that old.

It's so old. And I'm just like, this feels like abuse. I know she's just eating, but she's so decrepit. It just feels wrong to record her eating. Put me, put me down. I mean, Put me down so I can sink in canyons. What are you saying?

She's so old if you kill it, you lose a level. There's like that kind of. Oh, man. I see. Well, speaking of levels. Yeah, there's a witcher expansion. We mentioned that forever ago. Oh, yeah.

How many years old? 2015, right? And 2016 was blood and wine, I'm pretty sure. So 11 years. 11 years. The wind span of the clear blue sky. out of nowhere that absolutely no one asked for they showed us the fourth game

we were like all right cool we're gonna play a Siri I'm excited then they were like you're an expansion two years later after showing us to a fourth game you know what would have been better how about like a like a ground zero's type of game you know oh like a middle yeah well ground zeros was received so poorly that I don't think anybody wants to do anything like that

yeah well I guess Pussies I mean yeah I thought ground zeros was kind of cool but it definitely was like this is a bit much I mean it was The rollout. The rollout was a little like, what the fuck you're doing? How dare you? Yeah.

I guess I was just like a little taste of things to come. Yeah, it's neat. I want to play as the older Siri. I want to see what she's, I want to, I want that to come out so I can see the porn. That's it. Like, I'm selfish. I'm totally selfish.

Oh, by the way, Tom and Jerry came out in 1940. Oh, my God, really? Tom and Jerry's significantly older than rights. Tom and Jerry is, was invented before Hitler. died. That's insane. We're at that first integrated school.

Hold on. Let me make sure I'm not getting fucked with right now because that can't be right. That's got to be like a I'm pulling up right now is like the first thing that shows up is this. And I'm like, what is this?

Hold on a second. Is it Timothy and Gerald? Kind of. I mean, look. Hold on a second. Let me, let me make sure I'm not getting.

Wait one minute. Can you show me that one more time? Let me make sure I'm not going to show. That feels ins. So it's Tom and Jerry as Pee's. It's just like, I guess, an original... So here's the thing that I'm... So here's what's freaking me out about this, right?

Yeah, yeah. You know how Stuart Little isn't a mouse in the original book? And like in the movie, they made him a mouse? I didn't know that, but okay. He's mouse-like, he didn't know it. He's just kind of a mousy kid. Oh. Oh, and then they made him a mouse, which is insane.

But that is the more iconic Stuart Little. Is it possible that Tom and Jerry started out as just a tall dude and a small dude? And then they were like, this is more cat and mouse-coded. And they just changed to a cat and mouse and then that's what's popular. That does not sound insane at all. I wonder.

That sounds very valid actually. It sounds possible. I wish I had enough time to like really dive deep. Really dive into it because like it's I don't think Google's gonna help me out right now. I think my grandma would know. Especially not now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's all fucking it defaults to the AI. Yes, it does. Insane by the way. You can do a seance and talk to my grandma and she might know.

She might be better than fucking Google is right now. So we get a Ouji board? We should do that. I feel like I'm too black. I don't even believe in this of it. I feel like I'm too black in there. Yeah, I've never had one before. Like I'm not, like, I don't believe in anything, but I'm also like, I'd rather this

naive and press the bite. Oh, you even try to like, like, like, I just don't want to poke the bear? Like, I just don't care enough. Like, I don't, what am I going to ask a dead person? Is it dark? And they're like, yeah, it's hell of dark. I did. I did.

I did it. I did. I did it. Of course you did. And I was like, I was fucking with them. Yeah. The whole time. Let me just keep.

I can't remember. I was. I can't remember. I think I was like, I don't know, I remember being, I remember, I remember going like die bitch or something. Oh, yeah. They're like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'll save you, bitch, and then you like, you fucking, you pull your dick out.

You pull your dick out. Put your dick out. You put your own face. Yeah. I'll save you and you bucked in your face. That's actually, I was about to tell that story about how I sexually assaulted three women in a beachboard. You more assaulted yourself. You sexually assaulted yourself.

You're disresolved yourself to that, but then you. Officer, they were disrespected. haters. Nothing happened to them. Officer, I bust the old face is a ghost. A ghost will be not in my own face, officer.

Officer's like, you're, you're a pussy. You're a pussy. You're a fucking. That's insane. You're not an officer by mistake, too. You're like,

look, the ghost is making me bust fat, ropy loads all over you, officer. What do you want me to do? Officer, you're lucky that was hot, you know? But he still takes into jail.

You're lucky I'm gay and horny. You're lucky I'm gay and horny. Can't just be gay. He got to be horny. He has to be horny. Because if he was just gay, he'd still be pissed off. He's like, what the fuck you came on me? But now he's horny.

Now he's horny. So yeah, that was actually pretty hot. I'll let you go this one time, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. You look at these plain donuts. Now I got a little glazed. That's insane.

That's so disgusting. I hate that. I hate that sound. Eating cum, glazed donuts would drive me to, It's the darkest thought that were at about it. There's an episode of this podcast where the camera is cut away from you. Yeah. And you take a bite of something off camera because you didn't want to be seen.

Sure. And it is the most cartoonish. It literally sounds like that. I remember that. But there's like a slight inhaled gas before I was like, and it is so fucking funny. I've clipped that sound effect out. And I don't know when I'm going to use it, but it's such a perfect fake bite of something. But it's not fake, though, is it?

No, but it's a real bite that sounds fake. It sounds fake. It's crazy. That must have been hungry as fuck, man. Yeah, man. Lucky you're not, you're gay and horny. Anyway, new Witcher expansion. That's cool.

I don't know if I... I'm gonna play it at first. I've tried to play The Witcher 3 so many times and I just can't get into it. I can't do it. The combat, I think the combat is just really rough. Yeah. I think that's the only part I like actually. What?

That's the only part about playing the game. I like the story. I have a story, it's great, but like of playing the game actively. The combat's really cool. I gotta play it again. I like how much of a dance it is. I like how he moves around the battlefields like that. It feels,

I was just sending everyone on fire. I don't really remember what I did. I was just igne. I know. I was burning. Igney, Igney, Igney,

yeah. I'm like, Igney, you're fighting a demon. Fire. It's like, fire. Fire.

We will agne everyone. Agni for all. I wish he got up on like, I'm tired of him just tweeting. I want him to actually like, do some fucking some witching you know what i don't know like set some people on fire bernny tanners would be an awesome sorcerer the way he's always he's always doing yeah that he's in the perfect position always does like fucking fire like the fire lord just burns the fucking

fucking city israel's walling right boom yeah him in like uh him at that debate with the rabbis have you seen that shit where he's at the fucking um the congress and he's like is saying that israel is saying that israel is inherently a dangerous nation is um anti-semitic And it's like, no, Mr. Cheddar. There's no, there's no attacking of the Jewish population. And then the Jewish people, the Jewish, like, officials being like, well, not helping Israel is. And it's like, he's Jewish, dude.

You know that, right? You know, you're talking to an elder Jew. It's like an elder Jew. And he's like, just rolled up a tongue. Just seeing him actively being like, oh, my God, these guys are fucking insane. I love Bernie Sanders. I think such a funny guy. I just don't like how cordially is, man.

I want him to snap. Like, we're talking about, like, the in, we want to, you want to, you want to. real raw human emotion. Like, because you know he snaps at home. Of course. And his wife has to hear all of the shit. He goes home and his grandkids are like, Grandpa chill.

Go filter fish again? What the fuck? Get me a fucking gyro. Brother. God damn. Fucking drops the fridge, you know, turns it over. I'm Bernie fucking Sanders.

Flips the fridge. Picks the fridge. He picks it up. He puts dynamite in his dishwasher. That is so insane. That is so Derek, that's so dangerous For no good reason

He waits for the last second too Like it's almost God He throws it in and he fucking He's living on the edge Knocked back into his Knock back into his sink You can tell he's hard He's a thrill seeker

Dude He's a thrill singer He likes dynamite and throws it The last possible second He goes into like random Whenever his wife makes him a meal he doesn't care for. He goes into random underground boxing arena

is blindfolded just for the He's sitting there in the corner of blindfolded. When I get health care for everyone. Every time. He just sitting there quiet. When I get health care for everybody, I'm excluding you. Healthcare for all is a mandatory thing. Medicare for all except my wife.

Yeah. Fuck her. And fuck you. Fuck you. You got right at the camera. Fuck you. Wow. Ham sandwich again. Okay.

Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. Fucking forced lightning the whole apartment. He's spitting so fast. That's horrible. Just the massive AOE damage. Just fucking.

He's a crash bandico. Someone is, they got a guy on YouTube. His damage numbers are crazy. DPS, unbelievable. Yeah, I would fuck. He would be, he would. Ooh, because I don't know if I want him to be like, yes, he would be my DPSer. But it's weird because, like, usually a sorcerer.

They're always, they're blasters. They're, I guess, but like, yeah. Sorters and everything. There's not, okay, that's true. Normally I leave the sorcerer out. I usually want something like a paladin. And then I usually have like. Because they're bulky.

Yeah, I get it. And I usually have, like, but yeah, you know what? I'm going to play. I'm going to go. I'm going to go back. I'll play Voltersgate 3 again. One more time. One more time.

As Bernie Sanders. As Bernie Sanders. Solo runs. Solo Sorcerer run as Bernie Sanders. Solo Sanders Sorcerer run. That's crazy. I mean, sorcerers, they're squishy, but they, late game sorcerers are a problem. Has somebody?

Liptard beam. I'm going to use this undergrat on this fuck nigga right here. And now he's gone. I'm going to see if I can, um, I'm going to find a moder that can put in a suit. Because you can make Bernie Sanders, essentially, his face. Yeah. So I'll see if I can get somebody with a suit.

Lightning Boat. Just fucking people up, dude. I'm gonna fuck Raphael up in like three turns or something. I hate that nigga, man. Oh my God. That is such a difficult man. I like it. I tried it from the very beginning.

I kept trying to fight him. You're level one. And he just won't, he won't take the bait though. It's so funny. I've been trying to bait him a whole time. The only time he fights you is when you steal his shit. He's like,

yo, you can't. So effectively, Raphael is a demon that. You meet in a very beginning of a devil. You meet in a very beginning of Baldess Gate 3. And he's trying to offer you to help. And at the end of the game, you're like, hey, he's like, I'll give you this weapon.

Free this anxious character from this, like, realm prison. And then I let me take the crown. I'll become a god. Right. And you're like, clearly you're evil, Nick. I'm not giving this to you. Yeah. So you go into his house in hell.

You go actively go to hell. You do this ritual. You go inside of his house in hell. And then it's like, okay, we're going to steal your shit. So you go through his house, I killed every single one of his minions. And then I stole all his shit. Did you fuck that one dude? No, I killed it.

You didn't fuck him at least? Like the main guy and there's like a bed there and shit? You turn it to a girl too. I didn't fuck it. I don't want that. Oh, sorry. I didn't know your game. I made sure I was like, no, this guy's buff.

He's ready to go. Let's what's up? I killed him. I killed him. I killed him after it. I killed. I killed. I fucking did I killed him.

Yeah, come on. You got a bus. Get it out of your system. You got to get out of your system. That's crazy. Then you kill this motherfucker. It is one of the most mechanically difficult fights I've ever experienced in my life. Yeah.

Because there's so much shit going on. And then it's just distressed. Like, he's fucking singing too. He's singing his theme song. He can break the fourth wall. So the whole time he's singing, he's the fucking theme song.

I think in the TV show it's going to be the follow up if he wins. Because I think he goes to another universe, another world. I'm like that sucks. They're doing two. I just don't understand. What do you mean? They're doing two? There's two Balders Gate shows.

There's one, there's one that I think directly follows the game. And I think there's another show in Balders Gate. And I'm like, guys, I love the Sword Coast. I love that setting of D&D. That's not even close to the coolest one. That's what bothers me so much. There's so many cooler D&D settings. They're not, see, doing it after the show.

This is the problem, man. Because now it makes it ending canon. That's the biggest problem with it. The canon problem and also when they cast people, you're just, you're going to be disappointed no matter what. That is an issue. It's an issue that like rarely do you have someone like, they nailed it. I think J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson is really one of the only things where I'm like everyone was like unanimously.

Like that's fucking awesome. J.K. Willem and F. Alfred from Alina. Those are the only three. Well, no. And Robert Donny Jr. Chris Evans is a good one as well too. Chris Evans is fine. I guess what it was a we liked what they did because especially because like Steve Rogers, Tony, Stark and all them.

They didn't have one depiction since there's in so many rendivism. They look so different Particularly They didn't have one look Steve has always been the same kind of guy Kind of just some white guy I know I know what you're I think I know what you're saying

Tony was like not Tony Because Tony Stark is like clearly like For me I also it was a Middle Eastern guy Like he was a white guy I thought it was a beaner I honestly He was Mexican Because of a cartoon

I 100% did that It was because the cartoon I get that Like the cartoon He looks Mexican A bunch of Mexicans That had mustache is just like So I get that for me

I was like he was like he's clearly like some sort of like white guy that's like has some Middle East and Hey, Starkito. And it was like, but then they got Robert Ginger who's probably clearly some white guy with probably some sort of Middle East ancestry. And it's like I guess. I think I know what you're saying because like J.

John Jameson, Jameson, J.K. Simmons did that part as was written. Yeah. And as was depicted previously so perfectly that it's impossible to imagine anybody else doing it. But also like I think with Robert Downey Jr., like he reinvented that role. Yeah, exactly. Like where it's like everything's going to be. every future Tony Stark is going to be like Robert Downey Jr. But Tony Stark is like Robert Downey Jr.

100% whereas like JK really stepped into Yes. I know that from that perspective. He's somebody recently at a baseball game. He was at the I think he was the Knicks game. Who? Jay Simmons. Oh, with the Spider-Man behind him? He was like, you! He has a guy dressed in Spider-Man sitting by him. He's so jacked right now. It's crazy.

He's so yoke. I don't like it. There's that picture they released years ago where he was like in front of the mirror with the giant Santa beard and I'm like he's so like more roids than RFC Jr. kind of a thing. I was like all right. He's he's tested a brim right now. I was like I'm not sure why you're doing that.

Wasn't we didn't he actually do a Santa thing? I think so. I think that was around that time the first time I saw him Jacked Santa right? Yeah. He was in what you call? He was in that movie with um what his name? The music movie. I forgot it was called. Michael Michael? Music movie? Bohemian Rhapsody.

the fuck up. He was a with the guy that was a drummer. Oh, his name. Oh, Miles Teller. Miles Telling him, yes. Um, uh, oh my God, Whiplash. Whiplash was it before? Was it before COVID or something? Absolutely. Whiplash came on like 20, 17? Maybe. Yeah, something like that. And in COVID, because he looked great in whiplash. Oh, he looks like he's in really good shape here. And then we saw him during COVID. I'm like, what are you eating? You're eating oxing. Oh, 2014 is whiplash. I was going to say,

2014 because I think it won an Oscar or something? I think so, yeah. Because I remember it came out the same year as Birdman. Yeah, yeah. And I remember... Before I moved, that's great. And I remember not liking Birdman that much. Really?

I liked it. I really liked it. Maybe I just wasn't in the headspace for it. Because, like, I remember it was like shot all weird. And I was like, I don't know if I care about. That movie's very charming to be honestly. I'm also like... I liked Whiplash a lot, though, because, like, that was like...

It was insane. Well, the thing about it is like, it was between those movies for whatever reason. They were, like, weirdly compared against one another. even though they were nothing. It was kind of like a prototype and infamous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They don't play the same at all. Yeah, or like last of us in Byershack given it just because there was like a woman sidekick in it. Those movies were like weirdly compared to one another

for some reason. But like I remember I was inherently, like I'm more interested in superheroes than I am in drumming. But I came away from Birdman being like, oh, okay. And I came away from Riplecks being like,

oh shit. So it's like it's inherently like it sticks out more because I was like, it's like how Red Dead sticks out to me because I'm like I don't care about cowboy shit at all. but I love Red Dead

That's interesting That's crazy I like Cowboys so much more And I think that You actually like like the good The band and the ugly And shit like that Yeah those movies are amazing

I'd never Or like Tombstone and shit They've never resonated with me At least It's pretty good Like tomb There's another one I've got the one with the guy

With the little girl That was trying to get revenge Or people that killed her family She hired the You got the little girl He was a younger girl And she hired She hired this gunner

That was like Once upon the time A great gunner Like how young would you say Shin Malfer Huh I mean yeah Yeah shit

Yeah shit Yeah Shin Malfer hired a guy that can shoot a golden gun and it's like it disappeared. I'm just asking. But it's, uh, I forgot what it's called. I'm trying to picture like, uh, that duo, but like, how old do you would you say? The girl was like, she was like maybe like 11, 12. Oh, she sold like a like a like kid.

She's young and she hired this old gun and he was completely pathetic. I don't, I don't think of the movie. I definitely haven't seen that because I don't remember anything like that. I can't help you. Oh, this is like old? This is like not that old. 2012? 2010, 2013.

God, I don't know. No, no, 2008 to 2000. to 2012 no no no 1998 shut no no no but it was that

raged is it tombstone is not it's um no tombstone is not it's um no way older it's like way older than we are

yeah well you clearly don't remember it so it's fine I'm trying to remember that was very very good that's a good one I just didn't I didn't care

I don't know maybe they're good movies and maybe I'd like them now but like at the time I certainly didn't get my senior high school I watched a lot of I think you can get a lot of them

great fucking great fucking movie I think the the scene the the seating in a scenery or that like that timepiece is very interesting it's fun to because it feels magical it's fun i agree i like the saloons and the peony and the you know like it's all you know it really bothers me it's wild it feels like it feels like an untamed version of the unit

of the world that like is that was like the last untamed well you know what it is ever it's what towns used to be this is what kind of bugs me about like uh like theme parks we're like hey let's charge people and let's you know what we're going to do we're going to open up a place and we're going to charge people insane amounts of money to experience what a normal town used to be. Let's take a normal town away from them and like spread everything out, make completely useless towns, and then we'll sell them back of the experience at a premium of like, oh, wouldn't it be great to be like walking distance from everything that you need and all the entertainment

that you need and like, you know, oh, there's a pub right there and a supermarket right. You know what I mean? Like it bothers the hell out of me. I'm a defender of modernization, but I think that's as the nature of the beast, man. No, but what I'm saying is like there used to, that used to be what a town is. Right. Yeah, but that's, but yeah, but the world used to have a bunch of trees and like predators, you know. No, but you don't understand.

Wheels killed. Like they've taken the town away and sold it back to you at a premium price. Yeah, cars killed towns. They're affected. They ruined it. They absolutely because like, you've started killing it. And it towns. Sure.

But what's so. What's so sinister about it is like, oh, well, the idea that you would take a vacation to experience what mundane life used to be like before cars and rent everything. I guess that is. Like, it really, it bothers the hell out of me. I think about it every time I go to a theme park. I think about it every single time. It's like, I paid $100 to be here. Don't people do that with like so much stuff, though?

Like, oh, let's go horseback riding. Let's do all these old things that don't really exist anymore. True. Yeah. That is valid also. It kind of, it doesn't necessarily. It doesn't necessarily... excite me. It actually, especially when we're sardine, because like, again, those old towns didn't have that many people in it. So a theme park, it makes it so much worse. Because you want to, you want to, you want to lines everywhere. Yeah. Imagine if it was way less people because they're like, this is really fucking cool. Yeah, it's great. Being at a theme park when there's like barely anybody there is fucking awesome. I mean, I've done it. The grad night shit. I've been to six thousand. It's not like really. Oh, yeah. It's crazy. Right. It's insane going on a ride instantly. I want some tickets to Disneyland overnight. We were, we were.

overnight while it was closed and I almost got on every single ride there, we just ran out of time. Because there was no lines, but it was just trying to hit everything. There was just too many rides. I want to go on a roller coaster soon. I've been on a roller coaster in forever. Yeah. I'm, I think I'm done with those. I think I'm like, I've been on all of the ones I really care about.

I've never, they never, first of all, I don't know, I'm like, I'm not good with heights. But even if I was, I don't know, I didn't know, I didn't, the speed thing doesn't really doesn't really do anything. I don't know. I don't know. I don't, I don't know why.

I like it a lot. I don't know why. For me, the Tower is the only ride that I still get on. That shit fucking revamps me. Yeah. Because if I'm really, really tired of Disney,

I go on that shit. And I'm like, well, I almost died. So I'm ready to have like another three hours of, I appreciate being alive because I could have easy. I want someone to jump out one time. I know like obviously they'll die,

but like it gets to the top of my own muscles and it just jumps the fuck out. I got on that ride high once and thought, we were together. Yeah. It's horrible. And I remember thinking I was so scared that I was, that my hand was going to, unbuckle my seatbelt

without me wanting it I was scared you were gonna do that so you thought your hand was acting against you well because sometimes I'll like I'll be distracted when I'm not high sometimes I'll be distracted and I'll just do random shit with my hand like I'll hide shit

you know not me what okay why are you trying to sometimes kill yourself what is wrong with you I'm just I don't know I touch things a lot and so I like I fin it I need like what I need is like a a, you know, a fidget spinner. A fidget thing or like a fidget toy or something.

Because like I'll just fuck around with everything I have it. I'm on a phone. Like I'll literally, like I've been sitting. I've literally been on the phone sitting on my couch before and like been on the phone and just like fucking my wallet or whatever. And I'll just like be just lost in conversation. And then like I'll shove my wallet into the crevices of the couch. That's great. Just for just for, I don't even know.

Like sensation is just doing something. Just finding something to do. And then I'll get off the phone and I'll forget that I did it. And I'll be like, where the fuck is my wallet? I'll be turning the house upside down. And then I'll find it in the crevice and I'll be like, oh, I did that while I was on the fucking phone. You should keep a bunch of like switch blades and like butterfly knives around while you're talking about the phone. I should.

I should. Get guns and fucking know how to do the fucking tour all. The grenades. That's crazy. He's struggling grenades while he's on the phone. He's putting a pit out. I'm putting back in. In it out.

In it out. He does it and he opens it for a little bit and he puts it back in. He's not even, no, he's not even panicking. He's not paying attention. He's just fucking doing it. He's on the phone. Yeah, yeah, it's been good. How you doing?

And then just like putting out, you put the phone on your shoulder. And he's a point. And he's like, what am I doing? I haven't done that in a long time. On the shoulder? Shoulder. Yeah. The phone on the shoulder like this.

Like, hey, yeah. If I'm cooking, I do it. But then I start doing that. I guess, I'll put it on speaker. My phone's always on fucking my headphones. Yeah. So, like, that is gone. That is an, that is archaic, man.

It is crazy because I was, I was, I just did it. And like, it hurts to do. because it's so out of practice doing it. Interesting. Weird. That is a lost art. Interesting. Anyway, the Witcher.

So that's it. Yeah, I didn't hear anything about it. I didn't see anything about it. I just heard that they're going to do it. And I was like, okay. I bet it sucks now because all the devs are woke now. Oh, man. The second main card that games are queer.

Everything. Dude, people are, there's, I don't know, like these are. Series been queer the whole time. Did they not play the game? Oh! The people who say that shit are just not real people, I'm convinced. Like, it's just like...

They don't seem real. That's what I said that should are people that are saying that about James Bond, the new James Bond game. Oh, God. Why is there one Negro? Is there one Negro? No, no. They're, well, you know what's crazy? It's like the main guy, the main mentor figure.

He's like a black dude who works with you in MI6. He's voiced by fucking Lord Shacks from Destiny. So every time he's the guy who does like the, the multiplayer announcement. Okay. He's like, double down. Triple down. You know, like he does the... He's a black person?

You're on fire, Guardian. What? He's a black person? Yeah, don't you hear him say, bro? Yeah. He's in, uh, the... I'm fine. He's in a show.

He's in a real show. Double down, brov. Double down, brov. Good one, my nigger. Rape. You've raped them, guy. No, the, uh, but so he's there, but every time he speaks, I'm like, I feel like I'm getting like hyped up to do multi-kills.

There's a question I've been thinking about a lot. People bring up the question about why there are so many British actors, British black actors that come in America and play like American like roles. Because they're good. I think I think there's multiple reasons why. I think one of them is that obviously they put more money in the arts over there. So people go over there and the black people that are over there are put through more rigorous art programs so they can come here and be better actors. The idea of a rigorous art program is very funny.

I mean, it's a, I mean, they're not. Like boot camp, like it's like a like military training. I mean, have you seen those fucking dancers? They can probably do the bulltray boot training Of those fucking like ballet niggas and shit like that Oh like Dick Van Dyk would have pranced right? No, maybe. No, maybe actually.

No, I think so. I think so. So I think like shit like that is like, say they obviously have more money in the arts in in fucking the UK. Yeah, where's just going. But also they can charge them different rates. They better rates over there. That's what they bring them over and they have them working. Everybody's like, well, why are so many of them doing that?

And I'm like, because they fucking care. Have you heard people say why are there so many of them doing that? I feel like I've never heard that before. I've heard that a lot. Where are there so many British black actors? That are doing American roles, yes. I mean, it's no more crazy to me than fucking Spider-Rand being British twice in a row to me. Well, there's also...

You know what I mean? That's a little... That's crazier. There's a lot. Like, a lot of the most influential black actors right now are British. I can name, like, maybe two that are not. There's also a lot of... There's also a lot of...

You want to go? Well, no, I was going to say, because there's so many, like, Anthony Star and Carl Urban. Like, I was just like, I didn't know that they weren't. But I think the thing is, it's... Anthony Starr's Australian. I had no fucking idea. It's a little different because of the fact that they're a little, it's a little different. Like, not to discredit the fact that that that is true, obviously.

There's a lot of... What I'm saying is, like, I've seen a lot of that. What's just like, oh, I thought you were American and you're not. Superman. Spider-Man. I think what happened is being black, like... I only knew that he was Australian because, like, he was on fucking Auntie Donna, Donna, where he played the stray man.

Yeah. He's like, please help me. I do. I do. And I'm like, that's Anthony Starr, the fuck. The fact that you were American is crazy. I think he might be Simon Pegg. I knew he was British, but like in that show, in the boys, he like speaks in an American accent.

I'm like, the fuck. I don't. This is crazy. I personally, I don't think he's very good at it. I think I can actually. I can still hear it. He's one of the very, he's one of the very few British people that I can like, I'm like, oh, you're not the best. He over-emphasizes certain things.

But I also only feel like I know that because I know him. That's also that too. Like, I can't know for sure. There's that too. There's that too, but, oh, go, ow. There's a, um, like, like a, like a Henry Cavill or something where, or, or, there's a, there's a quite a few people. I would say, what's that fucking, um, Christian Bale. Oh, yeah.

Like, he's somebody who's so, like, oh, you're, you're just, you're American. You're, there is nothing. And then I forget, I forget that he's British. I completely forget that he's so good at it. Jack Black, I had no idea. had a Nigerian accent. Unbelievable. You said that's unsusted big.

Unbelievable. I've never met a white Nigerian in my life actually. I'm sure there is one though. You know what I mean? That's got to be so great. Did you see? I don't know why this reminds me of this. Did you see?

You don't have to. Did you guys see that Robert Pattinson is playing Chris Hanson in a... I saw that and I was like, what the fuck is happening? Lily told me that last night or another tune. I was like, what's going on? I just got a hit him endorphins. What? What?

That sounds crazy. There's a trailer already for it where he does, where he's doing... And is Robert Patinson doing his voice and it's like, and it made me realize, like, I don't think I've ever seen a movie where Robert Pattinson sounds like the same person in every, in every movie that he makes. He does, he's always doing some something. I've kind of impressive to me. I've never heard him have a British accent in a film ever, actually.

I've never had him, I heard him have the same American accent, though. You know what I mean? It's always fucking different somehow. I don't know how we, it's actually really impressive to me. But the, the, he could be a voice actor. I don't know why he doesn't do more. Well, he is. He doesn't, he's done like one.

Heron thing, right? Yeah, but that was the only one. He was great in it. Great. But it doesn't have any, he doesn't do it. The trailer for that Chris Hanson movie is hysterical because you hear him. It's really dramatic, but it's like, the first line in the trailer, I'm pretty sure is, uh,

so you know how this looks. And I was like, and I was immediately, I was immediately sold. I was like, I'm absolutely going to theaters to see this in my head. I love Robert Peterson. Yeah, he's one of my favorite actors. He really is one of my two. Why does he look like a serial killer? It looks crazy.

He's one of my favorite actors. He's been for a while. Chris Hans has got to be like, yo, what is it? I'm not that. I'm not that evil-looking. Why did you get a good-looking guy to play me at my ugliest? What is wrong with you?

So you know how this looks? What are you doing? I love some pizza. He's been on fire. Dude, it's crazy to think that he was the guy from Twilight that almost stopped acting. I got fucking booed and all that shit. And then because of how good the lighthouse was.

his career got completely reignited. And he's everywhere now. He's one of my favorite modern actors. This is what he needed. He's unbelievably good. If it went the other way, he probably, it probably wouldn't work out for him.

Like, say, it's always better. As an artist, it's always better if you can get the big bag and then it gives you a lot of resources and you can take your time and then try to break through to other things. Because I would take that over,

oh, man, I'm trying to get these stats, be in roles. I'm getting turned down because I don't have any cloud or any accolades or anything. So, like, I understand he hated that shit. I get it. I would, I would hate it too. I would hate it too. But I would do it. I would 100%. I would you and everyone have in

comment is like, I don't know who you look alike. He said that on interviews before. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like, I don't know what you look like. He's really funny. I like, um, what is it? Oh, fuck. I was about to say something. He was great at Mickey 17. He was good at Mickey 17.

He's fucking. I think he's the best Batman we ever got It's like Daniel Radcliffe How he like he did Harry Potter And then he did all these weird like Swiss Army Man Right And the weird Al movie Like he just can do whatever the fuck he wants

Exactly He's another like I just I think it's just crazy How many actors that are like Oh these guys are like genuinely like full of role abilities Like Daniel Radcliffe He's such a small guy Who's like that's Harry Potter

We always know him as that guy He's always gonna be the guy that's Harry Potter But then he jumps out and he does like Swiss Army Man which is like an unbelievable role in its own right too. And then he's in a fucking ABC show right now with Tracy Morgan. And it's hilarious. What? And I'm like, why are you so funny?

Danny Ragcliffe? Yes. I'm like, why is he so funny? Because he was bullied relentlessly probably. That's interesting. I feel like he wasn't. I thought he was drowning in pussy. He's Harry Potter.

Well, that's not mutually exclusive. That's true. He's probably getting bullied while taking a woman off his face and being like, man, they really hate me, don't they? Gosh, I wish they weren't so mean. You know how many times I was called a short, ugly pussy in like high school and shit? Yeah, they're right. I was doing tours, dude. Man, everybody hates me so much.

I was eating out at 14, you know what I mean? I was still, boy, it didn't matter. Nobody cares. No one respecting me still. Even I was an artist of my craft. I thought I was a warrior. That was a warrior. It's fucking insane.

Anyway, I don't know. Nothing. Who cares? There's a bunch of stuff. There's a bunch of bigger stuff. The backrooms came out. Oh, yeah.

I heard it sucks. Really? Yeah. No. I mean, how could it? I don't know. Whatever. I heard that that idea of the backrooms that that online series is really interesting.

Somebody made it at 16. It's a good. It's a good premise. Yeah, it's fucking crazy of a child made that's a blender. It's a 21-year-old director, so, like, I mean, it's a good jumping off point, I think. But, uh... I don't really want to see it. Lily wants to see it with her cousin, and I'm like, I don't think you guys are going to like this at all.

I feel like you guys are really, really not that people for this kind of thing ever. But obsession was insane. Yeah, I do want to see that. Don't say anything about. I keep having to avoid spoilers for that movie. It's insane. But, uh... I don't want to see it at all.

Like, Jen, it's really hard to frighten me. That's a movie by that... That movie scared the fuck out. Comedy Netpo Kid, right? Really? What? Did you sketch comedy? Curry Barker, I think, the director of that movie?

That's the director, I think I'm pretty sure. Maybe I think the director. He did a possession, right? Yeah, I think, I think so. Anyway, whatever. Resident Evil's on its way out soon. I cannot wait. That movie looks wild.

The scene of him aiming the gun at the lock and missing. Did you see that? Yeah, it's like, oh man. It's just like, all right, I'm going to. I'm excited to see this. I love that it chose him. I think he's a perfect fit for that kind of role, too. What else is on his way out?

Odyssey's coming out I get that movie's gonna be so... I think the movie's gonna be really good because I think it has it has the cast it has a ridiculous cast like a cast of like very very talented actors Yeah Weird Al

Dr. Dr. Phil. Like it's Ted Bundy's Corpse This guy I'm tired of this ancient Greek shit that you know they all sound British man I don't really care anymore Oh I'm over it

Achilles I'm over it I think of this I think it's funny to say You know why they fucking I think it's funny to say this, that to make sure Galgado Do, or however you say her last name, in the Wonder Woman movie, so that they made the women of Themiskeir sound more Israeli so that they all have similar accents. And I actually, I thought that was pretty cool. And then something like,

Poth twist. Four years later, and you're like, anyway, what's an interesting solution? But I thought that was cool. And then even though it's still, you know, whatever, it's not Greek or Greek-related. but I would say shout out to I'm never going to say this again probably but Ubisoft for

when they made when they made fucking auditsy they fucking got Greek people to act in Greece and so I was like cool Is Stavros in that game? He should be I don't think he has a big town wasn't big enough unfortunately

They're barely What's a piece of shit? Someone should mod stop Stop in there I mean, I'm sure there is a fat bald guy in there, so he is ostensibly in there. Yeah. He's represented. Yeah.

I don't understand what good people sound like. What? What? I don't know what Greeks sound like. You know what Greek sound like? I know Greeks, but they're all American, so everyone I've met. So I kind of know what you mean. You spent time in there, played a lot of that game.

Oh, you were at Greece, right? Yeah, I was there for a few months. Did they try to kill you olive oil? Or did they try to pour olive oil on your steps every day? And you walk out of your room there and trying to kill this fucking. I thought you were a fucking cyclops or some shit? I fell all the time because there's just olive oil. They don't even drive this olive oil

And they're going And they're sliding to go No that was more of an Italian thing Over olive oil No they have it Well it's but I guess it's that area Yeah in the Mediterranean

But the olive oil trees It is huge Fucking um Max girlfriend's dad Just fucking comes over Bottle of olive oil I made this at work Like of course

I made this at work Greeks Italians were Germans He's a programmer He wasn't he wasn't That's a great thing He wasn't I made this at work

At my computer at my coding job. It's a sit. It's not even that far off. He wasn't like, oh, this is what I do. They just have all of trees everywhere. They're like, I fucking make, I'm like, yeah. That's crazy. They're, uh, and then, so they're known for that and they're known for, uh, yogurt, obviously.

And butt stuff. Yeah. Well, that's just for the sex work. So that's not actually what they're known. I'm not that big of a yogurt guy. I like, I don't, flavored yogurt. Yeah, I don't like, I don't like white yogurt. Like a tart ass Greek yogurt, which, bro, so I had to eat one of their dishes that I was, that

I was trying to be courteous. You know, my ex-s-mom, she made a dinner. And it was a grape leaf with, um, I know what to talk about. Yeah. Pepper and some type of beef. And I'm like, hmm. And I'm like, try, I put it in my mouth and I'm like, you're crying. It's like a tear.

I was like, okay. Do you like it? It took me back to when my grandma, like, try to force me to eat all this awful fucking Southern food that I hated. Like a bunch of green stuff that I was a kid and I didn't like it. I love collard greens. I love collard greens. Yeah. I like color greens now.

But when I was a kid, I definitely would have painted. So smoke turkey neck, bro. My grandma was also inconsiderate that my mom told me that I was a really sick kid for whatever reason. And I think it was until I was like five or something. I had trouble like keeping stuff down. I was like throwing up all the time. And my grandma couldn't care less because she's too old school. So she would be like.

You don't figure it out. Try to feed me anything, squash and all this stuff that clearly is making me nauseous. and it made me have a bad relationship with a lot of food like that But anyway I love greens Stuff doesn't bother me as much But it's still

I'd rather not eat a lot of stuff I'd rather not eat a lot of stuff I know what the Greek sound like I don't know I don't know I genuinely don't know anything I know that I know what you mean I can't do a fake Greek I can't do a Greek accent right now Love the Greeks so much

And that's why they model At a time they just fucking do They just because like The British accent is such a like prestigious thing It's like the default So it's like oh We can do this ancient language

Just just make them sound fucking British and I'm like we don't need to do that anymore I just feel like it's it's been done for so fucking long I mean it's been always that and I just feel like we don't need to do that anymore I feel like it's it's lazy at this point it's just fucking late like glad

you're just one of my favorite movies but it's also always like you know what we do in life echoes into eternity and I'm like you're fucking you're Italian I mean they did why do you sound like that they did Cleopatra and they gave her a British accent before Britain existed and she was a fucking half sub-Sahara

an African. You know, like, is it's just, it's just how it's been, you know, always. It's just, it's, like, is she actually from the UK proper or something? Geopatra? I think she was. Well, she's definitely European. She's, like, she grew up not there. I'm pretty sure.

She's from, she's, she's a mixed face of something, but I know she's not, her ethnicity is. Yeah. But she's not from. I think they brought her. She's not from Egypt, right? I think she's from Europe. Yeah. She's probably from Europe, but they brought her.

You know what? I'm not even going to. You know, I'm not going to pretend like I remember actually. You know what kind of. Yeah. I feel like I remember that being a thing where, like, she, because I remember having this conversation with somebody who was, like, really obsessed with that time period.

Yeah. It's like, it's actually plausible that she would not have an accent that would be Egyptian. But like everything else about that. It's wild how long Eastern history spans, man. Like, every time I look into it, I'm like,

this thing was going on for so long. You know what's great? Like, well before Europe was, like, really founded into being the power it was, into, like, quite a bit after.

Yeah, Greek. You know what I found out? Macedonia, Macedonia, primarily of Macedonian Greek. descent. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you know what I what I found out recently is that SpongeBob is based on a really really fucking old thing too? SpongeBob? What the fuck are you talking about? SpongeBob?

What's Sisyphus? Let me hear this. Let me hear it. Never mind. You gave up. Yeah, I thought like, you thought I was like, oh really?

I thought I would have more time to cook up something. I know marine biologists created the show. So that's why I'm like, please, I'm all ears. Let's move on a

question. Oh, by the way, Fable is delayed to 2027, of course. Oh, yeah. That shit makes me uncomfortable when I hear that song. I love that. I get so nervous. The SpongeBob fucking, like, the, like, sponge bob nervous. If you play that around me, I'll clean faster.

Is that a song in the very first episode? I don't think so. Because isn't the first episode, what's the first episode? The first episode is when he gets a job at the Cresty Crab. Yeah. It's a very first episode. It's that. I think it might be, actually.

I think that's the second episode. No, no, no. That might be half of the first episode. So the first step, I think that's the first one where he gets the job. And then there's a little thing they did in between when he's vacuuming or something. He's cleaning. And then he sucks all the water out for a bit and like Squidward's like choking for a second. There's like a relief blower thing?

It's something like that. It's a very. And then I think the second episode is when they meet Sandy. Yeah. Like the first episode, you know how it's the two halves. I think so he gets the job. It's like the living in the sunlight, living in the sunlight. I think it's that where he's like cooking.

He's cooking for the anchovies. That sounds right. For the anchovies. So maybe the dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun da. I don't think that's on the first episode. I don't think it's been an episode. But yeah, they're cooking for the anchovies, I think is the first episode official. Check me on that people. Lily probably knows exact.

She probably tells you the exact every frame of that episode. Yeah. I think that where he's like, I'm ready. I'm ready to get a job. And then he's cooking for the anchovies and he gets the job. And then the second episode, the second half of that episode is they meet Sandy. And that's when he's like, oh, I can, I love air. And then he's all shriveled and he's...

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What the hell is he playing? I don't know what he's playing right now. Oh, God. That's the Shrek footage. Ew. So, wait, look at him.

Look at him dancing. And he's, it's James Brown's I feel good. It's horrible. Yeah, that would have failed spectacularly if you look like that. Yeah, he's so ugly, dude. If he looked like that and it was Chris Farley too? It's bad.

It's quite... It's quite bad. Thunderbolt to the midsection. Kids would have been crying, dude, seen that shit. Oh yeah, they were easily. I would... I am. The wrong kind of... The wrong kind of kid would have loved it. Yeah, that's true.

It's fantastic. I should vote for MAGA. This makes me... What year was that... This makes me love... What year was Shrek? I should vote for MAGA, not even Trump. It's a good thing. I'm so gay and horny. We're going to read some questions from our patrons over at Patreon.com slash a snark tank. Remember, you can go over there. You can ask your questions. And we read them on the show. There's a lot of them. We don't get to all of them. We got to find a way to, like, call some of you. We got to, not like literally or literally. Well, maybe, I don't know, maybe. We'll leave it up to a vote, you know?

It's crazy. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see how we're feeling. What, you got a problem? I have no comment. We might have noticed this before we see. We see it up. We might have noticed this before we see. started recording, but some of you in the audience might have picked up by now if you're watching on the video feed. Kingston's wearing a shirt that says man on it. I think it's the company that makes this shirt. It's to remind him what he is because he forgets so often. He's always, yeah, he's never so, he's unsure of himself.

Yeah, he's like, am I rocks? Am I? I would say Hugh Man. What? He says man. Oh, yeah, you're a man. I'm a male. What are you doing?

What is this that you're doing now? I don't believe in gender roles, man. I want to throw my smoothie on you. Yeah. Are you still drinking that, even though you said it was like fermented or something? So I feel like enough time has passed to where I don't feel weird. So it's like I can kind of... Because it's because it's poisoned you're right.

Because you're drunk. Oh, you've become acclimated. Like, I think I'm normal right now, but like, to you guys, I'm fucking like... He's not being a fool. I'm fucking screaming and shit. You've been projected out vomiting this whole time. He looks like the guy's a pressure fit. Huh?

Oh, I turn into the guy that you love so much. Love is a crazy word. Love is crazy to say that. I know you love that guy. He's gonna hear about this one. I would be his 13th reason. I can't wait. I hope he streams.

I can't wait. I can't wait. I hope he streams because I want somebody to send him like clips of you. Oh no. We're going to questions now. James Avery slapping the universe into existence. Boom, wrote in.

Says, Hey Carlton's gun, dark viv and underwear sniff sniffed sheer. Whoa. God, that whole bit of What is it, Will and Carlton fighting over Who Gets to sniff Jeffrey's underwear? I don't remember that.

You don't remember that? That was our bit about the friend We did a Frisch Prince episode. Was I there? Yes. Certainly. It was probably his joke. It was the thing with Carlton's gun.

You don't remember that bit? Oh, my fucking God. When? What? Wait, what episode was this? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what I was getting into them when we were sniffing Jeffrey's underwear.

William! William! Wait, let go out and sniffing out of his underwear. Fucking, please tell me what a, I was going to say caller, a guy riding in.

Reply with the episode. What the fuck? I don't even know what episode. I'm surprised you don't remember this? We got to watch our own podcast. I'm surprised you don't remember this because this is one of the ones that made me. I'm sure.

I rewatched it so many times because it cracked me up the idea. I don't, I have no memory of this. That sucks. Was I not, was I not a town episode? I wasn't here for that. No, you were fucking

all here, dude. What is this? It's the only one. He's the only one? I don't remember this. I go back to the footage. It's just me. It's just me cutting back and forth to like empty chairs. Oh my God. Straight up to himself.

What if he sniffed his underwear clean? Oh, right Kingston. How long ago do you think this was? This was like within the last year or two. For sure. Oh, God. I'm not going to find it. Okay.

Yeah, there's no way. There's definitely... I love that we don't remember this. Anyway, I've been noticing the Snark Tank Instagram at Snark IG has been getting more clips than ever lately. My question is, now that you guys are finally starting to populate it, are you going to go back to older episodes

and post those clips from those as well? Yes. Like classic burping on Marge's clip bit from episode 193. 193. I need that. I need that. If y'all want to fucking... DM the page

Yeah, if you guys want clips, the way that I determine, and by the way, the answer is yes, I've been going through some older stuff. I've been even going through some extra ammo and seeing if there's anything in those that might be good. There's fire. That might be good to clip. But the baby in the microwave, I think that's why we're going to be.

Oh, that's a classic one. That shit is golden. I have not. I laughed so hard my camera almost broke. That was insane. That's a good one. I definitely think I want to read. There's also Rehap... There's...

The Frankie Munez one, I want that brought back because that was one of the first things we posted on social media. I was like, there's so many people that haven't seen that. Yeah, I also think that like there's...

That one is a good one. That's like the first episode he did in person too. Something like that. That was a good fucking episode, dude. I know it is kind of unintuitive or like compared to like how things used to be, but like there is also...

There are also older clips that I might post again. Yeah. Just because like, I understand that it's insane from the perspective of like normal art but like social media is so fake

and like yes you kind of have to do those things so if you see reruns apologies but that probably will happen sometimes yeah people are used to like I don't even gonna fucking apologize man the amount of the people that I follow I'm like bro every three days to see the same fucking thing it is insane and I'm like

all right like why am I feeling so bad about doing it um to me it's like posting the same video every week you know what I mean like from like the old YouTube frame The Rock. The Rock tried Enough for the first time.

It would be like insane. If Idubs put out the Keemstar Content Cop every week for like three years, you know what I mean? Like that is how social media feels to me and it feels gross and weird, but like it is the name of the game, I guess. But we're always looking for older clips.

The way that I go about it is I go through old episodes. Sometimes I'll pick one at random. Sometimes I'll pick one that like the thumbnail looks interesting or whatever. And I'll go through and I'll go through the comment sections and I'll look at the timestamps.

So things that people specifically have pointed to. as being particularly funny or particularly stand out. So if you think that there's a good clip somewhere, absolutely comment a timestamp on it. Because I will go, I will find it. And if I think I can work with it, I'll do it.

But that's how I've been doing it lately. Makes sense. Because I can't sit there and watch three entire hours. Of course, it's just like it's not, it would be such a waste of time. But yeah, there will be older clips from older episodes.

I am a little bit more partial to the ones that we've done in person. but there are older ones from I want to get the one of your camera flipping out because that part that was fucking hysterical somebody will know

I know somebody will know because they'll have it in their memory like oh that was really funny I remember it was this episode oh my god all right so where's where's my Big Bang Theory movie you said you'd do it's on the docket

don't fucking worry about it we got a plan Kingston's wedding first Jesus also to be honest a Big Bang Theory movie movie doesn't even sound insane anymore Like there's like four Spinoffs of that show

It's weird that they didn't do a movie before These spinoffs Like you'd think that there would be a movie already Yeah you'd think that like there would be like a Sheldon Time Travel movie or something Something bullshit like Sheldon Sheldon live and then you do it like Taylor Swift style

You know You know how like all the people go crazy in the theater And they have some like fucking bullshit nerds that are fucking like screaming It in the fucking theater and stuff Bazinga Bazinga Bissinga! Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the usher just killed themselves because obviously... One of the usher takes a knife and tucks his whole front open and butterflies itself.

And then makes his ribcage flap twice. Didn't we have a bit about somebody, did we have a bit about somebody like tearing themselves in half? I can't remember. That sounds funny. I think the idea of somebody making a ribcage flap like a butterfly is very interesting. Okay. Where's my video in the movie you said you do? Like, actually floating.

So this guy wrote in This guy wrote in, or this woman, whatever, this individual wrote in. They said, greetings fuckers, just wanted to inform you that in episode 169, you did a bit about a politician so sinister. He understood what he was doing was bad and had a child with the express purpose of using it as a human shield. My friends, I present you Elon Musk. You predicted 2025 accurately. Oh my God. That is actually kind of crazy because that's that.

what? 169. That's crazy to me because that sounds like something we would have done as a bit in response to Elon using his kid as a as a human shield.

So that is kind of crazy if it is truly from before that. Sounds like it because 169, that was a wildest. 169 must have been a long-ass time ago. This is 412 or something right now. That was a maybe like 22. That's many, many years ago now at this point.

Vigita, what is the Skeeter say about his penis level, Roden. He says, hey, Gois. What's the weirdest? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we said, boys. Gois. Oh, oh, boyce. Yeah, we are, goys.

Yeah, we are, guys. What's, what? Some of you want to say? Do you want to tell you? You want to tell something? Uh, just. Where have you been? Where did you go?

Where'd you go and say? You didn't go to Hawaii. Have you seen a wall recently? That's great. Yeah, yeah. He's going to Israel's crazy. He pretended to go to Hawaii? That's crazy.

He had a friend of his go to Hawaii and take pictures. That's crazy. And just Photoshopped him in. He actually went to... They hate us. You know that, right? APEC fucking funded his trip. APEC, it's crazy.

Hey, Kixon, we've seen you make a lot of the Semitic things. What don't do you come to Israel and kiss the wall? I don't... We'll give you $2 billion. I mean, I would. Yeah, at that point, I'm like, all right. I wouldn't. For $2 billion, I would absolutely.

You wouldn't sell for $2 billion. No. You're stupid. That's just a bad idea. I'd be so mad because we could all be rich. What the fuck? Why? You could have given me money.

I mean, dude, if I had $2 billion, we're all eating. That's crazy. If I have billion. Everybody I know is thriving. That's a lot of money. If I have any number of billions of dollars, everybody that I know that I see regularly is probably going to be fine forever. You know what I mean?

I'm not going to spend all that money. There's no reason. I don't even know what you do with $100 million. That's so much money. I would just, all, everyone I know would have, 10 million to me is like too much. Everyone, like, what are we, what am I doing? Everyone I care about would never have to worry about housing again.

That's the first thing I would be like, no one I care about has worry about housing. I would eliminate that from their lives. And I'd be like, all right, now when you guys work, your money is towards you guys living and enjoying being alive. Yeah. That'd be the first thing I'd get everyone breasted plants. And then I would donate dress of it. I would donate like a lot of it away. All women would give like 10 billion to like, or not 10 million to.

All men would get a penis and large. All, big titties, big penises. If you want to do both dual wheel, I'll go fuck. All the men get BBLs, not the women, I don't care about that. BBLs, I want a big set of tits on my back. BBLs. All my male friends get BBLs is crazy. I want six set of tits like a fucking animal.

You know, like a much like an animal. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to buy the Infinite N Word Pass. I can say it on live TV. That's sick. I like that. Anyway, he says, this guy wrote in. He says, hey, guys, what's the weirdest?

show or movie you ever watched as a kid, like something that still comes back to you in terrifying flashes. In Australia, we had a show called Round the Twist. In one episode, a little boy swallows a magic fish that turns his penis into a propeller so he can win a swimming race. There's no way that's true. The fuck do you mean? So that only has a kid show. Yeah, what? A little... Yeah. Oh, well, what's the weird? Oh, a show you watched as a kid. As a kid. So I guess it doesn't have to be anything like that. In episode one, a little boy shows swallows a magic fish that turns the piece into a prelice where you can win a swimming race. In another episode, the same boy befriends a water sprite who grants him the power to piss really hard.

I don't believe you. This sounds like shit that we would make up. So you're making up this show round the twist. I don't believe you. I'm not going to look it up. So sorry. The thing that's, the name sounds familiar. What he's saying?

Like, I was looking up something and then I, watch. Hold on. I think I know what this is. in a way, this is real. Israel? The weird, I feel like... Yeah, I was going to say there was a lighthouse thing involved.

I wish I would have said it before I saw it, so it would have been like, you know, confirmed what I said, but yeah, I know what this is. This niggas, this niggas spitting because I do remember... He's probably chosen the name of a real show and made up the stories.

Oh my God, at that moment, at this point, Chris, at that moiment? At that moiment. Fucking ideas. God, this is the most Australian fuck I've ever seen. Look at this guy. Is he particularly Australian?

You don't see that you nar in his fucking... You don't see that gnar in his face. He's literally saying it. You don't see the kangaroo hairs on his fucking chin. Crazy. He looks like he can beat a kangaroo in a kick fest easily. He got molested by a koala yesterday. He's got koala chlamydia.

Like he's, this is like old school Australia. Yeah, that looks... They fucking threw his ass fucking there because he was just pickpocketing everyone and Britain and shit. Everyone. He's his name is, his name is Pitt Pockets. Hey, my name is Pickpockets. My name is Pickpockets. My name is

Pickpockets, bro. He extended his hand and one hand is already in your pocket. It's already in your pocket before he even extended his head. But you can see both of them. You see both of them. You did it. You're like, what the fuck. You can feel a hand rummaging

through your pockets as you're looking at this. He stole everyone's wallet Everyone's wallet His house He'd open the door Like you see his door It's about to burst He's so many wallets

It's so many wallets He is like in his house through a window He can't even take anything out of his own pockets He has to sneak up on himself and take it out That's crazy That is that guy's diabolical There's moments where there's two of him that exist He's the original guy

They sit into Australia They're like bro, get the fuck out of here He was robbing the fish on his way there He was rob the fish He fucking He robbed obviously he robbed every aborigine there He took every He was taking kangaroo joys out of their mommy's

And they were another wiser I had a kid three days ago And now it's gone Just Oh. Hop away. He's going to start the kangaroo wars. He stole somebody.

The emo wars. The emu wars. I don't you want that so badly. The emo wars were after kangaroo wars. Oh, I see. Yeah, there was the great kangaroo war that we didn't learn to history. They're hiding it. It was really bad.

It was really bloody. I honestly can't remember like a really strange show from like the past that like sticks out to me still to this day. Like I at least none that were like particularly. Crashbox we brought up multiple times. but like that wasn't like like I understand it. That was the big comfy couch. I saw a porn show way before I obviously shouldn't have been watching it.

What was it called? See, here's the thing. Was it like real sex on HBO or something? I would love you. No, no, no, no. This was even before that. So this was like my uncle living at my grandma's house at his mom's house, right? Paying for the porn stuff clearly because obviously my grandparents are paying for it.

Well, you don't know. I'm in that. Well, I mean, I guess I can't. I can't say that for sure. I'm in the den. And then it's after 10 and then it's all I'm putting on the sex thing. Like, well, let's see. All I remember is that it was a captain, like a pirate.

And he's introing like sex scenes. So he's like, he's almost like the host of the show. And the only thing that sticks in my head and I don't know if this is real. This is why I don't want to fuck people up. But I think his name was like Captain Wacky or something. I swear. I don't know if that's true. I would love to find this again.

I would love to see because I was like, What the fuck am I watching? There's a pirate introducing sex leads. This doesn't make sense at all. It sounds so dumb. It's like a clip show. It's like variety. It seemed kind of like that.

It's like the soup. I wouldn't say it was like that. It was more like. Oh my God. It felt like a. The splooge. The sploot. Let's do it.

Let's do the spute. We'll do the soup. But we'll do it. It's just a guy in front of a green screen making fun of pork glitz. Making front of porn. That's actually not bad at all. It's not a bad idea. It's un-salvageable.

Just fucking... Look, you get a Patreon or kick, put on kick or whatever. Put on kick, yeah. And then... As I've seen people get fucking shot in the back, my fucking 13-year-old. That's what I'm saying. Look at how much this bitch is squaring. You know?

All we're going to do is to curate from the front pages of e-fucked. I haven't been on that website in like 10 years. Oh, yeah. And I haven't been on there since... I remember... So I used to... I used to go on a... quarterly.

Yeah, because it would take time for the yeah, to build up. So I'll go on like quarter with my friend showed it to me for the first time in 2012 and I'm like, this site's amazing. So then I would fucking like, and then like, I don't know what happened. As it like, it hit 2015 and something just like, it slowed down.

Yeah, and I was like, oh man, I haven't been on it. And then years passed by and I just never went on it again. And you catch up pretty quick too. So it's like there's no. You know what might have done it for me? One of the last, this wasn't even the worst thing that I saw, but it just grossed me out so much that there was this Asian lady

She's on the She's on the couch And there's a guy there And it looked like Oh what's about to happen And then she just starts throwing up on him And then she throws up in his bowl of cereal And I was just like

No this is I think that I'll never forget Dude I'll never forget The little fucking guy with the alfalfa hair Climbing up on the bed It's like this This guy who must be

It must be one foot six In my memory he's one foot six He's like two feet tall though He's maximum He's like, he's very small. He's like, he's got this alfalfa hair. And he's like fucking these two women who are like way tall, at least compared to him. And it's just, it is so, it's not even, it's not hot at all.

Like, it is just fascinating to watch. There's the cum cake. I remember that one. It's a classic one. It's a cum cake, it's a cum cake. And then there was the one where I saw one where a girl got a fucking violent load to her face. And I was like, what did I? What happened just here?

Her head goes back like this. It was like a. It was like a, it was like literally like somebody, imagine someone took all bottle of water. So soon it would come and they put it in a balloon and popped it on someone's face. That's crazy. I was like, girl, you deserve better than that. Guys, I don't remember. That's in your eyes.

I don't remember if I ever updated it. So years ago on the show I described or I don't know how long ago it was, I described that I thought there's a YouTuber. Here's a name. It's like razor fist or rageaholic or something. I don't know which one's his actual name. Yeah. But he basically is some gay fucking 80s guy. You know, where's the leather and has the aviators on.

Yeah, yeah. And then gloves and shit. And he was a good ranter. And when he talked about metal, he was good. But if he talked about anything else, he was just dog shit, like politics. I thought I saw him one time on EFucked. Fucking a kank. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Yeah. And I remember describing this. And I think, I don't know if I was hallucinating, but I think somebody might have sent me the clip on Twitter of him. Like, is this the guy? And I was really sad that it wasn't him when I saw it again. I was like, fuck, that's not. him, but you found the thing. Person, if you're still listening to this show,

please DM me somewhere again, because I don't remember if I actually, if I dream that, like, if like, oh, somebody found the clip because I don't remember that actually happened or not. I hate when a dream is so mundane like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a dream like that reason. I can't remember the specific something, but I was just like, why would I dream that? Oh, I dream that I got like a text from like a friend of mine that I haven't seen in like a minute. Not like years, but like a couple months. And he was like, oh, hey, we should go to that, we should go to that bar that we used to go to. I was like, oh, yeah, we haven't been a bar in a while.

And I dreamt that. Because I didn't think about it for a while. And I was like, oh, yeah, didn't I message him? And I looked back in our messages. And I was like, this is months old. I was like, why did I dream? I'm like, I dreamt. I dreamt.

I dreamt. I beat you senseless. Oh. You know, like, damn. Oh, good dream. No, good dream. She's like, oh, she's just like clearly scared. Shivering, shaking and shit.

I'm like, yeah, you should be quiet more. I get it. Interesting. What are you got? I'm not going to go with that one. Jules Adventure wrote it and he says, Howdy, in the famous Ross Real episode. Ross Real, hell yeah.

Ross Real, hell yeah. That's what I called it because I was tickled by it. It is crazy. You posed a question. What is the best writing in something that doesn't deserve it? I have it. In Dragon Ball Z, Xenovirce 2, stay with me. There's a mission where Trunks goes back in time to stop Gohan before his final fight with the Androids. Gohan is confused because Trunk looks different and puts together that Trunks is from the future

And that he is about to, and that he is about to be killed in this fight if Trunks came to this point to stop him. You can look it up, it's got a, uh, a feller feeling more emotional than a fan insert DBZ game should. Oh yeah, I could see that being Kind of good I never played this universe games They never I don't know what the fuck they are Like they don't I don't really get it Is it like an RPG or something? Yeah I can't even imagine playing a Dragon Ball RPG

That sounds really awful Interesting I don't know it's a fighting game Like what are we doing? I never played them but like people like them Let's do a Baki FPS Like They'd be dope

How the fuck with that work? You just run around punching people Punching the fuck on people They're adding like some characters Tekken and people are mad about it because he's an evil character. This is real, by the way. This is real discourse. My friend Danny Mata clued me in on this.

He said that there's a discourse having around like he's too evil of a character to play. I don't know what is that. More evil than. Than. Hey, Hachi? I don't know what that means. Or Kazuyamishima? So let me reframe it because this is the only reason this is this is the only reason this, this, this is, this is the only reason this, this, this, this, this is,

friend of mine message me. He's literally as evil as Kasia. Because it reminded me of it reminded him of a video that I did a long time here. Do you remember that extra credits video? It was the one I made in Vegas with you. Yes. Where it was this game design

channel that was talking about how like it was insane that World War II shooters let you play as the Nazis and multiplayer. You play as the Axis and you play as the Allies. It's a similar argument to that, I think. Where it's like well how could you why would you let people play as the Nazis

it's like well it's not but like they're in opposition more than they're Nazis that that's they are the Nazis and I got to say I guess that it can bother people but they're the opposition it's a war it's a world war it's a world war two simulation is not if you were doing a World War II game and you like whitewash the Nazis I think that would be worse

actually you're not playing as the not your Nazis are not the heroes I don't remember it's just the team guys just like was there red versus Blue. A Battlefield game where you like you get to play as I maybe it was maybe it wasn't World War II but it was World War I and then you got to play as the Germans

Yeah certainly. Like at Absolutely there was like some Battlefield one was World War I Yeah it was fucking awesome no but what was Battlefield what did it happen in I swear something like that happened in 5 too Maybe Battlefield 5 Oh yeah or something

Battlefield 5 was World War II I think I feel like there's a Don't quote me on this man I feel like there was something that Could have been controversial that happened. My point being is that since a lot of those army games are like propaganda, that I can almost understand why some people would try to make a stink of it. But you're talking about a fucking fighting game that has, are we talking about fighting game, right? Yeah, we're talking about tagging.

You play as villains in multiple. But isn't that like, I don't like, that's the thing that I'm confused. You play as villains in multiple games that there's multiple characters. That's why I'm confused. Dragon Ball games let you play as freezer. In history. He was a slaver. Historically fighting.

A galactic genocidal slavery. What do you mean? This is a real discourse that's happening, though. This is why I'm confused. Like, historically, every fighting game you get. Think about every fighting game. Those are people that are.

I know. It's all stupid people. These are people that are not paying into the thing, really. I know. Like, don't granted. Like, I think moments when they like, they like, I think moments in like, let's say Dragon Ball Superboy, they try to like make Freeza ally.

And like he helps out, thanks Freeze, the shit like that. Like, no, that's problematic. You don't do that. He's a villain. You don't, you don't. you don't make a horrible person I don't have to humanize

every horrible person Well he's not really being humanized He's he's being praised They're like thanks Frisa You couldn't have done it without you Like don't do that shit Well they're right though I understand that

But you still don't say that That's different to me That's different to me Than trying to re contextualize Freeza As like a Like I understand what you're saying Oh he was just scared You know what like

He's still a bastard Or like it's like he's never changing That's the point That's the point of Yeah that's the point of freeza Is that why you still Is that why you never really warmed up to Vegeta that he was genocidal? Oh, no, no, no, I've grown an immense level of respect for Regina.

Oh, yeah. Especially because of all of the super content. I guess should you, should you? No, no, no, no. Is he redeemed? Is he, is he like, oh, you're a good guy now? No. Listen, no.

I am completely, like, if this was real life, obviously I'd be like, get away from, you know, what? There's, you never can make up for, like, you've blown up planet. Just for amusement. Friza and Piccolo are different characters. You know, like, Piccolo is a reincarnation of a guy that was bad. Junior is not Piccolo Senior. Right. So Piccolo, I can understand him being redeemed.

100%. He's a different guy. 100%. And he's actively been a good guy for a year. Yeah, but then there's nothing to redeem, really. That's kind of the paradox of that, isn't it? He doesn't need to be a different person. There's a different person.

Yeah. Vegeta, look, I don't, I think Regina's still a fucked up guy. But Vegeta has absolutely done more good than bad now. Listen, as I now technically for going value for value. Sure. Of course. Of course. If it's like linear and going forward, he is doing.

He's the, sure. Of course. He saved the galaxy quite a few times. I know because it's a show. I can completely ignore my morality. Real logic. Yeah. Because if there's a real, like if, I don't know,

Heimrich. Oh my God. Hamler. Heinrich? Is that a real? Himmler. Jesus Christ. Who's that again? It was one of his

main, main bosses, one of his main henchmen. He actually created the black son. Yeah, he's the, he was the creator of that. Anyway, he was like, oh, so you went to a castle and he's like, that shit looks cool. And then he made it. And then all the Nazis are cool guys.

You know, a fucking leader of a metal band had it. And then he got it covered. He was like, oh, it's never racist. Shit like that. But anyway. So, if that guy started doing a lot of good shit and a lot of good work I would still be like no like no like I can understand you would have to do a lot I don't I would want you to continue and never stop doing yeah yeah but I would still always be like no dude do you know what's you done still did like real

evil like legit millions of people are dead not just the Jews tens of millions of people died all it's not just the Jews we could have a conversation Fly away. Out of your brain. You, Mike blows up in your neck. Boom. I was over there.

But you got some gypsies in there. What the hell? Gypsies, Africans. I need to get out of here. I gotta go. No, I know what you mean.

It's contextual. Like, I don't know. Like, I don't think, I don't think you don't make, you don't think it's how you make a show more interesting, to be honest.

I do think it's like, you got to have interesting characters like that. It happens a lot. Man, it's been happening like, look, I'm a, I'm a,

I'm a, Anakin Skywalker lover. I love Anakin Skywalker. I don't know why you. That niggas a monster. That is a fucking psycho. But why do you love him? I don't understand. Because I love, granted, it's because of the whole entire story of his character. Do you mean you just love him as a character?

You mean you just like, oh, it's like a villain. You can love a villain. Is that what I mean? I love, well, I love Anakin Skywalker before he becomes Vader. Because I see that like a lot of things just simply go wrong in his life that he in him there. But at the end of the day, it's ultimately his choice. Anakin does what he does because of his choice. He gets manipulated, but so do plenty of other people when they don't become genocidal maniacs. That is the entire thing where I'm like, bro, like, that's not a good excuse.

But nobody's manipulated in the same exact way. Not quite, but like he's still, but he still, he still did it. He didn't even use Jedi mind tricks and manipulate him. He's just like, hey. No, they offered him power. He was offered power. He was had to repressed emotions. He was not, like, properly handled by the Jedi order.

Even though they're not evil, he isn't handled it properly. He was abandoned by his padouin, his mind. Like, a lot of shit went wrong. And I do have love for him because I think in his heart of heart He was a good person But I think he just had a bunch of fucker Rappington He's like Gaston Gaston is not

Yeah Look look look look Gaston sucks Don't compare him at Skywalk Yeah, Ston's a pimp dude Guy guess that sounds not as bad as the Beast is In my opinion I don't think that's true at all

Like what is the wild the beast isn't even good The Bees is a piece of whining bitch He's an giant cunt He sucks The Beast is the worst character in that movie He got cursed for a reason He was an asshole, yeah. He got cursed because he sucks.

Yeah. So he sucks even before he's a piece of shit. Yeah. And then he like, he abducts Bell's dad for no fucking reason. That nigga put up on his property. What are you doing my property? It's insane. That's a property.

Dude, he mom. Transmissing doesn't give you the right to enslave a person. He didn't say he put him in a dungeon. He insled the fucking same thing. He's not working. He fucking, he's giving him a fucking place to sleep that's dry. And he's, I'm stopping now. He jailed him.

He said she assaulted him daily. He tailed him and he busted a The only problem Dasty. The only problem with Gaston is that fucking He's a little guy, that little Fuck. Oh, Lafou, that little twink. Yeah, that little twink. He's fat.

But like, he's so, he's so He's a swamp. He's a flunk. He's a swamp. Yeah. Like that guy just fucks him up, really. It's like without, without that character, Gaston probably ends up being okay.

He gassed him up way too much. Gass him way too much. It completely interrupts any bit of self-reflection that he's about to do at every moment that he's about to do it? I really don't think you saw the movie. I swear to God. There's a scene where Gaston's like,

what's, I don't understand. And then he comes, I was like, no, they're all fucking crazy, Gasson. You're actually the best. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's Gaston, well, like, Gaston. No, but like, not being able to reflect this Gaston's it's so funny though. You're actually, it is funny to think about that if you're going to write some gay video essay.

There is that moment because first he has a very rapy line. where he says no one says no to Gaston, you know, like so. Yeah. But the beast is also that. Well, sure. No, absolutely. I'm going to enslave you.

No, but you know, so he was, he was being really shitty. And then when he was sad as fuck, and that was the moment where he could have had a breakthrough. He's like, maybe I need a change. And then Lafou gasped up the fuck up. Like, come here, Gaston. Because do you remember when he first starts to see? When he first starts singing, he's like, he turns his chair around.

He doesn't want to hear the shit. He's just like sad. He wants to be depressed. And he's like, no, you're the shit. Your dick's so huge. these bids just want to fuck you right now. He's literally in the process of like thinking it actually self-up like it. And then Lefoo comes in there and like, no.

Like, Lefou is a real bad guy in that movie. He is like he really is. He's like the spirit of misogyny and evil. Yeah. And the thing about it is that like, because he's like, Gaston's like, he's like a skilled hunter. He's useful. He's not like a loser. He's just like overconfident and like gassed up by this freak.

And a misogynist. Right. But like who in that movie is not? Not. Literally the dad. Well, he's a little, who the fuck wants to fuck him? He didn't care. He already done fuck.

He done, he doesn't been fuck. Oh, I guess maybe, maybe he literally killed his wife. I don't know. No, Bell killed his wife. No, you fucking put her in some weird contraption

and smashed her into a tube. That's crazy. The thing is, the thing about that movie is like, everybody in that movie is, selfish to me. Like, like, Bell sucks.

Uh, Bell sucks? She's a child of money, clearly. She's stuck up, man. She's stuck up a little bit because that's, She understands her words.

No, no, no, no, no, no. She's in a town. It's a really pleasant fucking town. Everybody's got food. Everybody's chill. They're singing and dancing. There's a fucking bookstore, which implies that most of the people there are literate.

So it's not like she's in like a slum. It's just shit for her because she's like, she wants more. And then she's enslaved by a monster who enslaves her dad, but because he's rich and has servants, she's like, actually, I don't really mind it because, like, he's got servants and I kind of like servants actually

Like that's literally the premise of the movie It's like I look I think That's Gristin Gaston Gestan is just some dude He's like a working class person technically He's just trying to do it He's a genuinely skilled like hunter Yes he's also an asshole

He's gassed up by a freak He's also an asshole In his own right He's a piece of shit in himself But he's not a monster who kidnaps He didn't He enslaves people He look look

He did I don't know man I think I'm kind of cooking. You're slightly winning. You're slightly winning me over. But I still understand the fact that gas, the beast was over in his own realm. He did not venture out the findings people. These people stumbled upon him.

He also saved the dad's life. What, what do you mean? From the wolves, remember? The wolves were going to kill the dad. When was that? What was this? That's the whole beginning of the point when he gets to capture the dad. Oh, so he captures, so he saves the many enslaved.

He's like, I saved my sleeve now. No, that happened later. No, sorry. He doesn't fight them, but he does save the dad the first time. Because the dad flees over and take his area. And he's like, I need some place to stay. And he's like, I'm a monster. And he takes it.

He puts him in a, no, like, that was there's, I, um, I think. The second time he saves Bell when he fights them. I thought it was the other way around. Or if I'm mistaken, he fights them the second way around. Because I, I know he does fight the wolves. He fights the wolves, but that was the breakthrough when, um, because he passes out and then she starts caring for him. That's their breakthrough.

But like, I don't remember what she, um, why. Was it was you protecting Bell? Is that what happened? I think that might have been Was she leaving or something? Yeah. Or something like that? And then the first time

Because I think she was probably People that love this movie would be so mad. She was like, I'm gonna get Gaston to come here and kill you, Nicky and that's what's happening. And then he was like, oh fucking camera cutting he becomes her anyway. And then like what she does.

Gestland falls his death. And that little fucking tell me he's like, no. And he starts to like a guest on dead. I mean, he didn't fall. He fucking got kind of. You know, he fell,

but it wasn't. wasn't like he lost his balance motherfucker when Beast was like was like and then he fell because like because he was trying you know gosh I was trying to kill him yeah yeah he fucking I think he stabbed him with like a well he stabbed him or something

I thought like dude if I really was here she'd be having an angel you guys don't know shit about this fucking movie I know it's scene for scene for scene for scene I gotta watch it again I want to I gotta watch it again because I know I'm I know I'm I know I'm saying I know I'm right all I'm saying is that you I don't like

we can do this for a lot of those movies are monsters and they need to stay monster but then there are some characters who are redeemable characters that go through evolution and transformation I think Vegeta is obviously the Prime Exxon doing anime but what does Gistan do other than be arrogant? He's he believes he believes Bell is

owed to him. He died he's arrogant but yeah he's arrogant and that's inherently very terrible but that's not even remotely as bad as the Beast is I don't think the beast is very bad he he enslaves he has servants he had told his servants because they chose to be his servants he did not make them a servant

Oh, okay. The Beast had to learn to be good. Yeah, yeah. They got on the boat themselves. He had to not be an asshole. He had to learn to be good. And it's like, why could we not afford that to Gaston? That's the thing.

It's like Gaston is not, Gaston is not afforded a single moment of unfettered self-reflection in the way that the beast is. I agree. Even though he deserves it way more. Yeah. How many, they just, they both deserve it. It just shows you that rich people. Is that if Gaston did it hit the floor too hard, he had a chance to come back. That Lefoo, man.

That Lefou, I'm telling you. Lefoo is the real villain. He's like Gaston. He's like, Gaston. He's like, I bet he tried to kill Gaston on purpose. I bet he was like a fucking master manipulator. He's like, no. Don't fight the fucking monster over there. That can clearly kill you.

Dude, Lefoo can't get any pussy. Don't fight that big ass bear nigga with the ones. That's exactly what it is. He could have no pussy because Gaston fuck the whole village. He's deep dick and all go away in the village now. Yeah. He's got a hog on. He's going to come home and say, I beat Gaston.

I kill him. There you go. Here's his pelt. Dude, Lefu is. Where. He throws his skin into the time. His pelt. Dude, LeFlu is working on, he's going to kill every guy in the village until he's the last one standing.

But first, he was like, I'm going to take out the apex predator Gaston. They're not going to be afraid of me. They're not afraid of me. A lot of them will, half of them will clear out now after I have his pelt. He goes to the bar and holds it up. Holding up the pelt of a man, of a person. It's insane. He puts it on.

No. He puts it on. He put it. Oh. pretends to be guest on? He's like, it's me. Guest me. That's his whole plan for the beginning.

It's a skin guest on and wear him so he can fuck all those women. That's horrendous. That's the real beauty of the beast. Who's the beast? Who's the beauty? Fucking no one's beautiful in that movie. It's actually the beasts. The beast.

Dot, dot, dot. The beasts. The beast. Oh, fuck, man. Man, that's a good... We gotta make that a film. We gotta do that. The beast.

It's got potential, I think. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. I think it genuinely is pretty good. No one cares about anyone's life. My Gaston. I'm wearing Gaston's fucking skin. I mean, gaston's fucking body.

I'm a fucking bitch-ass gaston. So fucking disgusting. All right. What's next? Unc on a trunk rode in. And then we can do two more and then we'll read the names. Do you have any audience?

messages? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we have do we have voicemails? I have some messages so we can play one at least. Yeah, yeah, we'll get, we'll get you know, we'll do one question and then two voicemails. For sure. Let's see, what do we got? No one hate the black, people quite like the stun. Mr. Hot

Salsa wrote in, he says, hello gays. Stop drinking. What was a, what was a specific regional thing you did growing up compared to the rest of the US of A? For example, growing up in Minnesota, we had a name called, we had, we called the game duck duck duck goose duck duck duck gray duck it was called duck duck gray duck oh weird that doesn't even sound good yeah i know that there was a game called butts up that we used to play that was it was literally just throwing a tennis ball in a wall real hard

we play but like dodging it it was handball yeah right but we we call the butts up you hit the ball you can't move after it the ball can't touch you then someone has to hit it and he's back and forth pretty much i don't know why we call the butts up i don't think makes sense we call the butts up for a couple reasons because when you when you would uh when somebody would miss we uh we throw the ball at their butt like like legit i've I think we only heard the name and we didn't get that part of the rules

I remember a handball a few times where I've seen people get smacked and ass really hard because of the fact that it is playing a ball back where you have to stop moving someone stops with the wrong time and a guy just hits the other guy and ass way too hard dude I'm like Jesus Christ I'll never fucking forget this experience of like like, I can't, it wasn't, I didn't do it. It was some kid through the ball.

Some kid threw the ball really fucking hard at the wall. It bounced off, hit a kid in the face, and then the kid had a fucking wasp sting after it. Because I guess, I, the was not hit with the ball. What I guess is like he crushed a wasp with the ball and it like stuck to the ball. It bounced back. And the stinger. That's. And I was like, that's a one in a million fucking...

That is so unlucky. That is so crazy unlucky. It's insane. Don't ride in a car with that guy. No, that's... Don't get on a plane with him. That's that Hey Arnold kid who's always like getting fucking... Oh, Eugene?

Yeah, Eugene is always getting his pelvis fractured or some crazy. What else? We played manhunt is obviously, but I feel like everybody had Manhunt. Yeah, manhunt. No, what the hell's that? I don't ever play. Man Hunt is like... No.

Man Hunt is usually in the dark, but... You divide up our area by two. There's one side is your team's... one has the other person said that's not man who worked for me at least well or you explain and then you have to go get something from the other side so what happened is that you split up like you let's say this is the desk right we split that that's on the middle and this is my team over here and it's your team over here and we have to get over your side grab whatever item it is on your side and then bring it back to our side but you can grab somebody and say man i won't do you man one to three

and you can do that to them they freeze where they are so someone has to come and hit them out and then you guys continue about we played it in um we played it by where i lived in our development I was like, same. Because it's way too big of an area. You guys are like combining games because that was like freeze tag. And it's a flag. It's a capture the flag. It's captured.

Free tag. I remember it not being that exact. I don't remember the rules. That's how we played in. I remember Manhunt to us was like more like, it was more like stealth. It was more like. Yeah, you had to acquire. You had to acquire whatever.

The thing was there. You had to go get the thing was there. But you can potentially get captured. I remember one time my friend. Oh, I think you're right. You're right. My friend tried to grab me. And I for some reason, I was like so into not getting.

It was like capture the flag, hide and seek, and freeze tag kind of thrown together. That I fucking fell back and my friend went straight over me onto his face. And I was like, my bad dude, but then he was on our side and I got it. Manhunt was fun, man. Manhunt was particularly fun around where we lived just because there was like woods and shit. It was just, you can't, the game is really, really fun. But if you play smart, which it makes even more fun, it becomes impossible. Because I've played where I've got the thing and I've ran directly.

into the dark and it's like who the fuck's gonna find me who the fuck it was when i was athletic and i was quick it was like i'm it's i'm a shadow running in the shadows i'm effectively everywhere and nowhere like what are you gonna where are you gonna fucking find me at but it was a good time dude i'd love you you all start playing before the suns before the sunsets yeah yeah so it's what to go so you can actually get a side of where you're going that's interesting and there's one person defending like the thing right so's one person like pacing back and forth like making sure the one shows up but what happens we would try to like sneak back Because my development had like a big sign on one side Then we had like a football field on the other side

So we would hide one of the things on the sign And one of the things are the interests of like the big old field So there'd be times that we would like all go to approach the fucking The thing at the same time Like a full court press And it's one person like trying to stop everybody That game was fun dude But they don't do shit like that no more

Anything that gets you running Running and working with as a team is fucking crazy Is really fun Because seeing like there's always one kid that has like a plan He's like, look, guys, I'm going to approach this way, right? This niggas is dumb and gay. So if he attacked the fact that he's dumb and gay, he won't be able to stop us.

I was so good at juke and people, man. I used to be so stupid good at jukeing. I don't even know why. And he just never played football or anything. No, I mean, there's no way I was playing football. Why didn't you try track? You didn't doke in track? No what I'm saying in general.

Like, you're still, you're still, you're still, you're still, you're still, just psyching other people out. Like, you were presenting on a fall in this. slow down and then you blaze them that would actually extreme track I actually like that

no I don't know I just most of the sports were just too like I liked playing them I just didn't care to play them competitive track was fucking grueling

I played basketball a lot too but I just like the thought of being like oh do you want to do you want to make this a schedule thing that you can't back out of at any moment it's like no

you fall in love with the stuff like I remember playing basketball like I didn't like football like I didn't like football very much but then I really Grutes will enjoy playing football. But the thing that bothered me was learning to fucking learning. I like playing the games.

I don't like, I don't like. So obnoxious, dude. My brain doesn't work. Structured things don't work well for me. I can't have things like on a timer on like a set. It is not that. I'm not built like that. I need,

I need, I do things because I feel like doing them. I have. Or because there's momentum carrying me into doing them. If I get to a day and I'm like, I just don't want to play, I just don't want to play today, then I'm going to play as if I'd rather not be playing.

And it's just like, it's just not worth it, really. I'm very structured. Like literally past 8 o'clock If I'm not cleaning my house already I get really frustrated And Lily's obviously

Because Lily works a real job So she's tired at that time So she's like I'm dude I don't want to get up and clean I'm like we got to clean bro I'm sorry I will fuck up your sleep right now I'll actively vacuum where you are And she's like please stop

I have a lot to worry about I'm like sorry too bad you're dumb So you got a lot of trauma Well the thing for the thing for me Is it's like if something is scheduled I just have to get things done with man because I hate I hate leaving things to be done that shit bothers me I agree but it's just like it's like what's the point of getting it like what's the point of waiting you know because it happens we have horrible sleep schedules I mean like terrible schedules right and I'm like if we started things ahead of time we would be in our beds so we would eventually just fall asleep earlier yeah yeah to me it's just like being an independent adult means that you don't have to do that when it was younger you would instill discipline to people or like the army you would instill discipline to the to people for a specific purpose.

And then once you kind of like made it on your own, oh, you can skip this one thing, this one time because I don't fucking feel like it. And there's zero consequences. And that's kind of like the benefit of being an independent adult. I agree with that. For me, the idea, if I just want to get it done now, what is the point?

What is preventing me from doing it right now? Well, to me, it's like, if, like, say how Lily's like, I'm fucking tired. I don't want to do this. You have the right to not do it. You're fucking adult. She still wants to do it, but she ends up doing it late. And I'm like, we're doing this late now.

we're just up. We could have done this hours ago. Instead of us going and taking naps right now. This is not like the point of like being like that's why I feel like if I want to do it late I'm going to do it late. But then she has to wake up early, you know? Oh, well, that's her thing. So you see it.

But exactly. I'm like, why don't we just accommodate? Let's just do it now. Let's get it over with now. That makes sense. So instead of us doing it later. I understand what you're saying. My issue is that I get so much energy at night.

That is my biggest problem too. When the sun goes down like my energy spikes. Yeah. Like I'm so tired in the daytime. I don't know what the fuck it is. But it's fake energy. What happened is that I do that right. Like I can stay up.

Like last night, I, yesterday I woke up really fucked. I had like a really bad night of sleep. So I woke up and I went to my nephew's graduation. I came back and I slept from like 11 to like four. Yeah. Ignore.

It's not a blog. It's crazy. It's weirdly loud. So I went from my 11 to 4. I fucking slept, right? And I woke up really late and I'm like, fuck. I walk about 4 p.m. I'm fucking.

That's actually crazy. Fuck now for the most part because I'm not want to sleep. So what happens is that I was like, right, so I woke about 4 p.m. I'm going to cook dinner for I'm a prepared thing so she can have an easier exit out of her day of work. Just do her fucking, like her whatever, her leases of her fucking jobs. So she's working a little late.

But then I'm like, all right, honey, you finished what you're doing. Let's just get this done real quick. So you can get into bed. And then we just chill so you can go to sleep, wake up early tomorrow and I have what just to worry about. But she's like, I'm tired afterward, which I get she is tired of work. That makes sense. But it's like, but you're going to keep being tired after work unless you figure out how to relax and rest before work. So you can finish work and not be.

exhausted every time. Have you considered punching her in the brain? I've thought about it, but I mean, I can't do this, sir. I think one of the most satisfactory things, especially after working a regular job, is the decompression period. Like, I need that. I need that too. That's also true.

I know. It's not a I'm right, she's wrong thing. It's the idea of that, like, I feel like, I feel like you're not going to fix the problem of you being tired doing it the way we're doing it right now. This is clearly not working. To me, it's not even about being tired. You're always going to be tired, especially after work. It's more about I just need to be in the right mindset to do it.

So, like, after my decompression's over, I'm like, all right, cool. I'm still tired, but I'm like, okay, I can do it now. Like, sometimes I remember once I'm, like, like, Jojo came out to me super late at night. Because I go to bed late. She's like, oh, like, you know, I forgot to take out the trash. Whatever she was doing. She's like, can you take it out? And I'm like, because I'm already completely like, I'm, the way that I feel is like,

I'm done for the night and I'm just going to watch stuff So that happens for me right after I clean the bathroom I clean the bathroom my house I do the counters Yeah and I do the garbage right And then for me what happens is that once I'm done with that So what does she do nothing? She does the she does the kitchen she does the

Can't even think of it Stove stoke and vacuuming She's like she smiles She says she loves me Strait and vacuuming Those are her chores. The stove? We clean the stove every night after we cook.

If we cook on a stove, that's not a job. I mean, it's not a job. That's her chore. It's not a job. But the stove, she's a sink and if she vacuums out.

That's what she does, right? I'm lucky right now. Jojo has such a joke. My bedroom is a joke. My bedroom clean my bedroom. Because we clean all the time, though. That's the thing.

Yeah, right. So what happens? So when we... It's cleaning like it's five minutes. Like the whole time house. No, literally, the cleaning so effectively. It's like on each side of our side.

We clean for like no more half an hour apiece, you know. But the thing is that like for her, it's like, let's just do this immediately. Like we finish eating, we cook, we clean everything and we're done doing that. And then we get out of the bedroom. But I was also raised to not be in my living room very often. That was another thing. My room was for prayer. Oh my God.

It was for prayer when guests came over. Yeah. So that's why I'm like very much like I want to clean everything and be out of the living room. That's it. insane. It's called the living room. I know. I'm in my living room most of the fucking time. I like that is literally. That's why it's called the living room. I'm in my bedroom most of the time. That's, um, your bedroom is for sleeping. Yes. But I have my computer. And jerking off on the fan. You definitely jerking off on the fans. Yeah. You just into the fan. You put you, you get really hard. You get close to come in and you put your head on the fucking spinning part. You're like, oh. Yeah. I like a little. And then you start fucking flopping. I have the metal industrial fans, dude. Why? Because I like to live dangerously. You want to try to get your dick so hard it can't break up it. Dang!

I've been giving calluses on my dick. It's getting there. That's crazy. It's getting hard. It's like Bowser's shell. I've had to. Otherwise, you know, you get little nips and cuts on the industrial fan. And then eventually, I'm good now.

They heal back. They're repaired. At a point they're just fucking hard scatism. My dick is like a fucking. My ducous. All right. Well, do we have... Fucking brown now.

What the hell? Stop drinking that. I had a little bit of red to it. It's fucking gone. I thought it was brown the whole time. I saw a little bit of strawberry... There's a little strawberry tint to it before. It's completely gone.

Pinker. I don't know, man. Anyway, do we have a voicemail? Yeah, it smells completely like alcohol. It's crazy. I would have heard that shit. They're probably poisoning you. Yeah.

That is insane. That's from Robex. Robex. I've never had a bad Robex smoothie ever, actually. That place is on fire. This is the first time I've ever, yeah, experience something like that. The chocolate banana, no, the chocolate peanut butter smoothly, man. Isn't that just peanut butter, basically, effectively? Chocolate peanut butter, banana.

Well, what I'm saying is like, oh, peanut butter and banana. All right, I'm going to play a voicemail. Let's see what we got here. This one just says chili, so I don't remember exactly what it is, but. Hello, you three miscreans. As a man of the South, I have a simple question. Do beans belong in Chile?

Well, then Swing and Derek, are you guys going to leave? Which makes a little bit of sense and leave Christos spirey fate here. Kind of funny. You'll have a good one. So, what did he say? So, when he's first, the first question is, do beans belong in chili? Sure. Yes, of course.

And then, well, it's not, it's not that simple. to a lot of people Oh really? Was this like a hot take? There's a lot of people where chili is just The recipe and beef Oh I mean I'm okay What I've always eaten in it

Yeah when you go like when you go to a lot of places like say if you have a chili dog You know they're usually not beans in it Oh really? I guess I never paid attention to that I never thought about it either You know I gotta be honest I think I've had chili maybe like three times in my life I'm not even really sure what chili is It's definitely not a Well it's you know

It's the same bullshit You put in a lot of. Like, that's the kind of the thing. Kind of, yeah. A lot of stuff. But yeah, there's, I think if you're just eating it by itself, like a chili, I think a lot of people put the beans in it then. Yeah. But if it's like a topping for like a burger or whatever.

Yeah. I'm used to it without the beans because I really only had it in like chili dog form normally. I don't go to like the restaurants. A nice bowl of chili with some rice. No, I think the only time I had that was a Texas Roadhouse. I genuinely can't even. Where do you even go to get chili? Go to Texas Roadhouse?

Do they actually have chili of chilies? I actually do. I actually feel like I don't think I remember seeing it. I guess it would make sense that they did, but I've never seen the Chili's Chili. Chili is pretty far. Is there like, like where's the closest place to get chili? Barbecue place. Yeah, like it's not really that readily available.

I don't fucking. I've only ever had homemade chili. I don't like barbecue beans. And it's good. It's like, it's sweet. Yeah. It's disgusting. Barbecue.

It's basically. It's like a black beans for chili most of the time. I'm totally good with that. I just. Don't put any fucking brown sugar in my, I hate it so much. I hate that shit. That is a sign.

Dude, that's British shit, my grandma, my grandma, of course my grandma fucking loves this. Fucking, fucking colonized ass. But she fucking loves,

I remember the, because I had, I've always had chili con carneo from my grandma. Like, she's making beans. Yeah. I've had like, Abituelas.

So, like, I, that's what beans are to me in my brain. Every twas are red beans effectively, but for Puerto Ricans, we just call all beans, I be twillos. Sure.

So what happens is, I was used to eating that in my whole life. And I remember the first time I had Bush Big Beans. I was like, oh, I love beans. And I had beans and fucking hot dogs or some shit like that. And I ate it and I was like, why does it taste like that? And I was so fucking fucking old-ass ancient grandma was like, this is delicious kinks. You don't like it.

And I'm looking at her with like hate in my eyes. I'm like, you like this? It's disgusting. What was disgusting in that? I legit don't get it. Why are they? I hate sweet beans. There's sugar in it.

What's brown sugar? What beans? Big beans? Bake beans. So you get baked beans, which are, which are pinto beans. And then you put up, yes. I mean, I like pinto beans. And then you put a bunch of sugar in it. Like sugar in Maple effectively. And then other stuff. It's, so if you wanted to, have you had the, have you had the baked beans from Gusses? No. Yeah. Try the go to, go to go to the go to. Is it like that? They smell amazing. Any, they smell divine. Go to any southern type of place that has baked beans. It's going to basically taste relatively taste really like that. They have sugary beans? Yes. Brow sugar. What the fuck? British people love that. When you ever see the baked beans on the platter?

British beans are a little different. Well, they even have, they can buy it like, well, that's what you put a little bit of tomato. You put a little tomato sauce, you put a little brown sugar. And what's the fuck else? Whatever, a little garlic, whatever you want to put in them. But it's all this. The sugar ruins it.

To me, it's like mixing sugar and cheese. Like that, it's that agree. That is really great. It's like having a steak airheads or something. Like, it's just like, I feel like that's a bit different. But yeah, I understand. No, I. I hate that, but that's because of the fact that I grew up eating Spanish beans.

That is why. I eat true. Also, beans are, I just don't like, there's rarely any time. I mean, we've talked about this many times, like having something savory and soup overly sweet. It rarely works. It rarely works. Yeah, it's a rare thing. Like, cheesecurs and caramel was the one thing that was like, this is somehow amazing.

My sweet paste buds are dying slowly, man. I don't really like sweet things like that. I think it's your adult body being like, oh, we're going to die. I actively feel it sometimes. I eat some of it. I eat candy and I'm like, I'm already maxed out, bro. I'm already well maxed out.

I love candy, but like, yeah. I take my time. A lot of times I can now have like a pack of gummy worms and eat it in multiple days. Instead of just, yeah, inhaling it in one city.

And then like, my friend told me this one time and it was like a eureka because I was like, I didn't realize that if you eat too much sugar, you get a stomachache. You didn't know that?

It just, I didn't make it. I didn't make the connection. You were like, I have a stomach egg. Let me eat more cookies. I think my problem was, so I didn't, I wasn't a huge sugar person. The most time I would have a sugar, it would be, when I would have sugar, it would be for milk and cookies. And so I thought maybe it was the milk or something.

And so, like, I never really eaten that many cookies on its own. So I would always associate the stomach egg with maybe something like that. Yeah. But then if I would have too many gummy worms, I like at something. And which really, and I'm like, I was like, oh, I don't feel good. And then I just didn't, it didn't, it was a weird thing. It doesn't register because it tastes so good. But you're like, how could this possibly?

Right. Candy really is crazy. If you're on an empty stomach, especially and you eat like sweets instead of like actual food as substance, you're going to feel like shit. It's really bad. Because your body's storing all that extra sugar and instead of burning it off. It's like when I used to have donuts for breakfast. That is such a weird thing.

I remember I think it was Jim Gaffigant had a bit about that. Yeah. Where he's like, like, like, we're so fat that like we, we, we, we, we, like tricked people into having like cake for breakfast and it's okay you just called a muffin and donuts and shit and I'm like yeah that is kind of weird that like no wonder why people feel so

sluggish and shit in the morning because you go to your job and then somebody brings fucking a bunch of donuts and then you're like of course you want to go to sleep now that was like yeah that's weird in Hawaii they eat like fucking full ass burgers or stuff in the morning it's um it's not it's not weird

it's obviously eating like people eat it's evil it's just it's like it's It's like, it's weird to us. It's weird to eat heavy in the morning. That's kind of the issue. I mean, they're huge for a reason. Usually eggs bacon in some kind of carb.

Yeah, but they usually eat like, they eat like eggs, rice and fucking like gravy. I wouldn't mind eating those things. And it's the lit, like don't get me wrong. That's like a dream for me.

A wet dream for like food for me. Eating those things in the morning, we find if it's heavy. A small portion of it. That's all. I just can't eat a lot in the morning because I just, that kills me.

I want to go to sleep now. I want to go to look a local. A loco again. That shit was fucking so... A local moco? Anyway. You're having Michiko chicken? I don't think so. It's so fucking good, dude.

Man. It's not all, most Hawaiian places around here don't have it. It pisses me off. It's so good. I love Hawaiian food, man. I get that place, man. Hold on, sorry. The second question of this guy. He was saying, are we going to leave?

That's what he was saying. For what? Well, I think, oh, I think he was impertating, it said, and leave Christo's fiery fate, meaning that, like, we would dip from the country and then he would stay here. Oh, yeah. I mean, whatever. I'm going to New York, really, like, if anything, if everybody, everybody leaves and in disparate directions, I'm going to just going to New York. For me, for me, it's a great dependent.

I have an entire system over there right now. I have, I have my family here, unfortunately. Yep. I recently engaged to my, my fiance and probably got to be married than the next year. So it's for me, I don't mind leaving. It would make me very sad because I have, like, a very big support system out here. But I. This question, do you want to leave?

Do you want to leave America? Do you want to leave? I'd rather not. Yeah, so you don't want to. I'd rather not. You're not going to stay in the state because of Lily's family and everything, right? Yeah, but it's probably the best state to stay for anyway for staying in the state, you know? Of course, yeah.

So that's what gets me the most. You should move to Mississippi. No, no, I'm not. Why not? I don't want to live in Mississippi. What's wrong with it? The South sucks. Oh.

Hey. Yes. Yes. No, I would never. I understood that. Also has Southern family. It sucks. Never.

My mom almost moved to Georgia. And I was like, bye. I was like, I was like, guys, let's all move to Shreveport. So we can get abducted by mosquitoes. That's crazy.

It is fucking, I've never seen that many mosquitoes in my entire life. Yeah. When I was in Louisiana. It's like clouds of mosquitoes. Yeah. I, I still want to go to Nolens.

You know, like, still want to go I'm like, Cajun retard over here. I've, for some, it's just nods to me. It's just, it's just, you actually say it?

Yeah, it's just easier to say. It's just like, New Orleans, like, I was doing if I would call it New York. New Orleans.

Cajon, you would just be talking normal than New York. Yeah, New York. Yeah, you know, I'm really, I can't wait to go back to New York.

Look, New Orleans is probably the best best whatever had in my life. I fucking, beautiful fucking city and genuinely a lot of fun but it's also you've never been to Elizabeth New Jersey my friend I have and it's it looks like it looks like a final boss it looks like a final fantasy boss fight just happened it actually looks like the skyline of like like a decrepit city in like Final Fantasy 7 or something it is actually kind of crazy it looks like

Midgar after the end of the game like everything's happened already I remember driving through well, not literally drive, I was like in the backseat with my parents, but like, I remember driving through Elizabeth, New Jersey, and the lightning was red. And I remember being like, what? Yeah, Kingie Dora was there. I've never seen. I have not seen that since or before. I don't know how lightning become. I don't know how lightening be green. It's like a chemical reaction somehow. Like, like, but like, but the fact that it was. But the fact that that was happening. Like, even in New York, even in New York City, like, which people assume is like mega, mega polluted. The lightning's lightning. It's not fucking. You're talking red. Your city is dirty. Not polluted. I think it's something's different. I think your city's dirty. It's not polluted.

Yeah, there's rats. Oh, that's an interesting distinction. Callie. Callie's polluted. LA's polluted as shit. But it's not exactly dirty. Two trillion. New York is dirty,

but it's not exactly polluted. There's difference. That's an interesting distinction. The different things. Anyway. Yeah, one, I'm not going to play this entire thing, but I do like the interesting premise that he just,

he was, so I'll just show you. All right. What's good, you beautiful bastards? About time you finally did this. I was curious if y'all had any topics that you wanted to rant about. It could be anything that's really the chap in your ass. For me, for example, I really hate how porn makes things weird that really have no business being weird.

Like, make no mistake. I'm a proud pounder of the pud, but some of the shit that I see of porn was says, I can't watch it. out of good conscience. Like in real life, a black man, fucking a white woman is so normal. It's so mundane. I'd be annoyed if someone made a big deal out of it. Okay. I'm not to stop it here.

So you're asking. I let it starts off because it just sounds so unintelligent. I didn't understand. The first 30% of that message, I was like, I thought I was actually kind of concerned because I was like, maybe I'm having a problem. I think I was trying to listen to one thing. I was like, let me just actually listen. I thought I was going to hear it.

Let me listen to what this person's saying. I get it now. It's what. So this guy, he was saying to what everyone I'm going to talk about. But I like what he brought up, though, because it is funny. Because I was trying to think about, is there anything else that exists outside of porn where it is completely fine to be raises? Like, it's completely okay. Because, like, the way that porn is labeled is like, it's like as if it's pre like civil rights.

movement, you know? Everything is classified as it can't just be fucking. If there is a white and a black person fucking, that has to admit. You may have to mention that. It's not just sex. It's not just, oh, man fucks girl and ass. It's black man fucks white girl and ass or snow buddy gets plowed by Negro guy. I don't know.

Neutral guy. That's a character that's made in real life. Negro guy. Negro man. Negro man. I like that. Well, porn is very much so. It's 100% a super visual medium.

Yeah. Particularly made for men who are dumber than a woman client that would absorb it. The dumbest of men, yes. So it's for, just like, it's for like, oh, how is this porn or anything else? Every visual cue that's particular, milf, big tits, big ass, black people, Latinas, Indians, everything. Like, all that stuff is like. Well, sexual proclivities are so specific. Yeah, that like you kind of have to get granular with it.

Yeah. I get it. You got to get granular in a sense where there's. But it's like, the question is like, is there anything else that can get away with that? I don't think anything else can. When it comes to humans the same way, no. Like there's nothing else that where you could just classify, describe people in that way. Because everybody like, the fuck is wrong.

I mean, law does it, but it shouldn't. But it does it. It does it. Same with like fucking like, dumb people in medical. I've watched porn. I've watched porn before. I was like, it's a good. video, but them lips too big.

No, lips. Them lips too big. I can't do it. Pussy lips or? Yeah. I was like I can't do it. Clicked off. Is that a genre of big, big pussy porn?

I'm certain it is. I have seen. I guess it would have to be. Of course. I have seen some. It might not be in the main categories. Let's see what it's called. I know it's not called big pussy.

I have personally seen some gigantic nipples before. Right. Yeah. And I'm just like, what about. And that's the thing. That's definitely a pancake nipples. Absolutely. But she was also like with child.

So that's why I suggest such Nipples don't change. Your are aerolos. Well, your, your milk is expanding your tits. Yeah, but like not so,

not to the degree. Put it like a Venn diagram? Whoa. No, no, that's obviously, that's obviously an exaggeration, but like they get,

I'm not, it's not obviously an exaggeration. I'm serious. No. Oh, my bad. But it's exaggeration, but like it,

they grow quite a bit. Oh, I should probably change the search. I've seen that person's breast before having kids. I guess I've never seen a pre. I guess I've never seen. I guess I've never.

I've never seen pre-imposed. It's wild. Oh, my God. Looking at big blown-out labias, what are you talking about? Okay, yeah, all right. I don't think I want to see it. That's all right. What is that?

Wait, wait, wait. What is that? This guy caught a whale. Is that a real person? I think, yeah, just a... This guy caught a whale. Oh, hey, it's that one thing that we were talking about. That guy putting his head in?

Yeah, yeah, it's the remember of the... I like that that showed up But I typed in big pussy porn Biggest pussy of the world Is what the video's called Okay So crazy I guess I gotta put it

Hold on Like where is her Her hips The way her hips have to be shifted For a head to get in there Hey man It's crazy The size of a large baby

I'm gonna make an epic It's really not I'm gonna make an epic choice And read the names Epic Well first I'm gonna ask ChatG BT Okay.

Hey, Mr. GPT. I need to know what is the name of the genre of porn of like big pussy lips? Like, is there a specific name for it? And I don't, you know, I'm sure like, because of like, like, milk porn and it's mom. Darry, this is so easy. It's just large labia porn. That's probably not what it's called. I feel like that's literally just it.

Outy pussy. long labia dangly labia puffy labia so I guess you would just put those in I guess yeah labia

so labia so you got to put labia instead of pussy if you want to really I mean I found the word

I found the bullshit that was showing crispy minutes ago so there you go thank you thank you Chad GPT

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He's fucking screaming. He's fucking screaming. He comes back as if nothing happened. Sorry about that. Let's finish. Let's finish this. Any questions?

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and... Something happened? No, it's just, I think, everything else. Everything is okay here? Everything okay. You didn't do you. You didn't do.

drink that water, did you? Are you drinking that flint water? You got three seconds left. You got a transform. These things are more toxic than cyanide. You'd be better off holding a raw uranium isotope. Got these niggas looking like carnage out here. That's crazy.

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no literally the shit's so radiative that it makes fucking fucking TV's fuck up like the camera that was recording and was like you know it's like open So here's the crazy thing about this website, right? Yeah. Patreon right now. They're fucking with it in some way. Because look at all, I gotten rid of all the other filters for this list. Because normally it gives us a list of the names and then like how long they've been,

Patreon, how much they've spent over time, all that stuff. I only need the names because I've done the filter in such a way that they're like, just give me the names of $25 tier and that's it. Look at how far along in the line it starts. You know what I mean? it's on the middle. It just goes, it starts in the middle, and then, like, by the time it's at the end,

so many of these are cut off. And it's like, maybe the audiences have a difficult time understanding. But, like, it's, like, look at all this empty real estate that could be, it's so dumb. I don't know, I just wanted to draw out of the edge of that

because it's really bothering me. I don't know what the fuck is doing. Patreon, fix your shit. Uh, oh, great, now I can't even go all the way. Anyway, Spud. shut the soap dropper accidentally spiking the soap in the shower with so much force that and then it cuts off sacrificing sween to stop the recession the dumb slut is not is not too busy to notice his to notice chris's bicep vein bill cosby putting date rape drugs in his own drink for the love of the games hell yeah dude bet you get a fucking great nap probably right like if you roof it yourself and you just kind of understand that you're not in danger it's like that's probably a really good you probably get some good mimi's man

I think I might roofie myself. Way ahead of you. All of us just pass out. Yeah, just. It's crazy. And one guy comes in. I'm listening the whole time. Oh, man.

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her most iconic voice is Tommy Pickles. Well, no. With a cry. Well, yeah. That's a good question.

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You're going to sit on it. Literally stealing all of Sween's jellyfish sting piss. I guess. turn into like omicron or something would I be like a big like a you probably just have a really big block in the middle of your body or your your asses you probably get you probably get cool powers like 20 minutes and then die light skin Bill Clinton omicron oh my cron sweet me that's what I said omicron on accident Sweeney nutting in the air and catching in his mouth like Popeye's uh Spanish Pam Bondi's sentient tumor oh that's right Pam Bondi has fucking cancer yeah it thyroid cancer yeah fucking dumb bitch like talking too much you know Probably getting Frick at her throat rung so much That it started getting agitated

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Fight milk Do you know what fight milk is? You know fight milk And from fucking It's all I'm That was when they actually had a UFC That's an actual UFC fighters In that episode

They were using Fight Milk to cut Because it made them shit God, I know. Can't what you're talking about. There's like alcoholic milk. It's insane already. They're like, oh, my cut's so much better.

They're like in the stall like shitting. Fight milk from a premise standpoint might be the funny. That might be one of the funniest thing. I think it's like a bird like the fucking silhouette. It's like a bird that's like a bicycle. It's so funny, dude. Alcoholic milk sounds crazy. Fight milk is so funny.

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What if when you fell in the and then all the Sandhook kids are there? Oh my God. They're like, help us in the little cages. Help us. Have you seen what you call a cabin in the woods? Yeah. You know, they're going down and there's a bunch of bodies.

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And I took them. He got them on. He was like, Those grades because I knew they were. Those conspiracy, those kids aren't dead. And he knows they're not dead. They're literally in my facility.

He's harvesting their fucking youth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's using them to get it. Like 300 years old right now, but I've been harvesting these kids.

He has them on fucking hamster wheels. They're fucking running. They're plugged into this weird machine. They're plugged into this weird machine and it like secretes a liquid and he puts on his fucking eyes. It's like, it's his adrenachrome, basically. Yeah,

That's what he's just trying to do. It only works on traumatized school shooting victim. He's just trying to grow his hair back. That's why he was so willing to torch his entire reputation on it. He was like, I just, I need this. I need this. You don't understand. What comes after is really bad for people.

You know how rare it is that school shootings victims survive? I need, I need that. I need it. I need it for my skin. And then we're like, fuck. We got to go look into Evaldi, dude. That's crazy. We got to look into you.

Ever since I've been taking, ever since I've been putting this cream on my face, my shit's been stark white. My shit. My bowel movements. I've got the clean. It literally smells like, I would say lilac.

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Damn. Oh, he did die because I remember... Get the double A's and everybody's like, nah, Dick, go home. Go home. Go home. Go to the dark. I like that shooting is the first day

that comes up. It's still... That's his fucking legacy, man. It is crazy that he shot a man in the face. He didn't know-scope the guy in a face. He did 360 no-scope. He was fucking hunting and he did it three-sixth and he was handling. He was handling a day out with friends like a fucking destiny strike.

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But as a whole right now, I've been a little bit cynical and jaded about the industry. It's mainly because the biggest organization. It's kind of like the UFC is the biggest thing in MMA, right? So it kind of ruins the prestige of everything. And WVE is the biggest thing.

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this sounds like dark incantations. Who? Oh, fucking Jojo. She sent me some of Instagram about it. Because I, every time I see her, I make fun of the Russian language

because I'm an ignorant American. Yeah. And then she sent me something, and I was like, Joe, this sounds like evil words. And it's this simple phrase. Like,

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