The Snark Tank - #414: Bisexual Lighting

Episode Date: June 12, 2026

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Hello, everybody, welcome back or welcome, if it's your first time. Welcome to Star Tank Podcast. It is me, Chris. I'm joined by Derek and Kingston. My voice is a little bit fucked. It may crack multiple times. I was fucked up the other day. Was it yesterday, Kingston that we were at?

A day before yesterday. or I can't remember But uh Day before Dude I sounded I sounded rough I sounded rough I don't know if I got laryngitis

Or if I'm dying or like what But like something's up But I can find I'm fine as long as I'm in this register I think I can keep things going Yeah But How are you guys doing? What's uh

What's going on over there Out here devouring N words booty holes Let's fucking go That's good Okay well All you Ah ya I don't know a single person on earth that would think that's hot.

It's not about being hot. It's about being thorough. I guess that's what matters at the end of the day. Like, you don't need to be, you don't need to be sensual. You don't need to be sex. You don't need to be smooth. No swabness. Not all, not all sex is sensual, you know?

I mean, he didn't say, he didn't say consensual. You thought he said, I said sensual. I did not. You're a piece of state. Well, I'm not a piece of shift for just mishearing you, but also like that is. Why would I say? I mean, that is a fact.

Because it is fact. It's true. It's also a fact, too. That is terrible. That is a terrible. Hopefully it's not at the very least, if it's not consensual, it's not like that, at least. I mean, let's just, let's start talking about that part.

Let's just move on. All right. Hey, guys, have you, um, I want to ask a serious question. And I'm not even sitting up a joke. Have you, have you ever had sinus issues or ear issues to where like it sounds like there's rumbling or like a fucking, you know, the distant sound of a helicopter like fluttering in your ear? Have you ever heard anything like that? I was born like that. I can't recall.

That sounds familiar to me, but like I also can't recall a specific time where I've experienced that. Yeah. Why? What are you going through that? Oh, yeah, it's crazy. It's a, it's, uh, what was it? Sunday night? Because what, say Tuesday? So yeah, I think, okay, yeah, Sunday night, I was just trying to clear my, uh, the, the pressure, like regularly my pressure. If you've ever like, like, just clamped your nose and blue like slightly and it can kind of make your ears pop. And when it happened, all of a sudden, I just start hearing forever. It hasn't stopped since then. Uh, yes. Some what? And I'm like, oh, I was looking it up and everything.

Well, it's also coupled with just bad timing. There was some weird, there were some weird things happening with my medical insurance, right? Oh. Where long story short, my plan got terminated like from a misunderstanding because somebody stole my credit card information. I swapped it and the payments weren't going through. I thought I corrected it. But then I don't know what happened. They're like, no, you're.

they said I've been off since March, but that makes zero sense because I, I, I paid them in April and then I saw the doctor and made new referrals for like my cardiologist. So I know it and I have claims. So I was like, that's not true.

Anyway, long story short, weird shit's happening. I don't have insurance at the moment. And then this thing is, like if I just stay still right now, basically it's almost impossible to sleep because I'm just like, that's crazy.

It's fucking nuts, dude. So I left it up. Yeah, what is it? It's called the, there's a muscle called the tins or timpani, which sounds really cool. I was like, I want to, I'll kind of want to use that as something.

Tins or Tins or Tampin. Yeah. And so it's a muscle that it predominantly, at least what I've heard is that when there's really loud noises, it stretches out and tries to staple your eardrum. So it, you know, it doesn't vibrate as much, you know, because that's all, all sound is, right? So it doesn't fuck you up as badly. And my shit is spasming right now. but it's like permanently spasming and it is is it happening right now yes it is causing major

anxiety i can't sleep very well um but like i i can walk fine i can i'm coherent everything's cool like so i was like i can work i was like i can work i'm um i'm probably going to bite the bullet and go here's the problem so urgent care right now is almost like $200 without insurance it's just fucking crazy because before obamacare it was like $30 right before Obamacare happened, the Affordable Care Act, clinics used to be inexpensive, and then the insurance got their dirty paws into that shit and fucked everything up.

Long story short, I was going to go, but I was like, do I really want to spend $180 for all they're going to do is put that thing in my ear and say like, I don't see anything. Go to a fucking E&T or an audiologist. And I'm like, well, I can't.

All I can tell is you're gay. And then they fucking send you away. Literally all the problem do, like, give me, like, a condom and say, like, just be safe and send me on my way or some shit. That's crazy. That is crazy. They give you a rubber that's used. It's still in the package, but it's open. Here you go, son.

Clearly used rubber and they send you on your way. That seems like something that would drive someone insane, though. So, unfortunately, yeah, if it goes on, I would say for a few more days, it has the, because I'm not an error. I'm not an irritable, irritable guy, but I've noticed things or, like things, like say my wife just entering the room.

Well, now I'm just watching slop on my phone. And like, it's infuriating, right? It was. And normally I don't care. How dare you even walk in here? It's insane.

The cat, she brought in the cat and like, it actually made me angry. And I was like, I literally, the cat Tuesday was like, oh, hey, Katie. And I was like,

fucking cat, get the fuck out of here. And so I've noticed that it's changing. You played your finger at the cat and you were like, burn the cat is fucking emulated. Yeah, it's a little weird, but that's the little quick update for anybody. Actually, it got to the point where I put a story on Instagram just to see if I can find any anecdotal. Like, has anybody dealt with this? What did you do?

I got stupid suggestions. Well, it happened to be 40 years ago and it's still happening. Yeah, that I would be so sad. I've heard, if it doesn't go away naturally, I, heard that you have to get surgery and I was like bro this fucking like this is stupid because what had what started it so the the blow so if you I don't ever done that technique before where you you held your nose and then you did you that I do that all the time so yeah I did that like it was any other day and you know what's fucked up I was just mixing some music I was like oh I want

to be able to hear better because it's a little muffled let me just clear my sinuses and oh that's such a jeedy fucking ass thing to happen You know what I mean? It's like, okay, yeah. Yeah, you're, okay's Paul. Jeannie, clear my sinus is your wizarded. And then fucking all of the sudden. He blows your fluttering. He shoots you in the fucking ear.

Jeannie, I want to be able to hear as good as I possibly could. They're like, all right, cool. You can hear ghosts now. And it blows your fucking. Yeah, you can hear. You can hear the best in the afterlife. It is the best sound ever here. You can hear the sun boiling from far away.

Oh, man. Yeah, it's, hey. So, there you go. anybody in the this is probably one of the times that if anybody has any experience with this and it seems like no one does unfortunately especially if they do they're like oh it's just that short spurts like you'll hear a flutter real quick and it'll go away like in seconds or like a minute and it's not permanently doing it forever like and i mean it's permanently doing it well i've had that problem when i yawn too hard when i yon too hard i can hear like a throbbing sound when i like when i like

exacerbatedly on. Apparently that's rare. That is. So the muscle is doing the little thing and it's making that sound because it's by your ear drum. That is so crazy, dude. I just don't know because I was like, how does it spasm for forever?

I don't like, shouldn't it just like stop? Like I took a muscle relaxer one time and I had the hiccups for hours and I got a migraine. But like, to be fair, I don't know. You know what?

It is funny. I was, the girl I was talking to at the time was like literally laughing at me because I was trying to talk to her on the phone. And I was just, and I was not, I didn't find it funny because I was obviously getting to the point

where I was getting a migraine. But, I had hiccups for hours. Dude, because I'm afraid to take muscle relaxes because of that. Because it might have just been one particular one I was like allergic to. Yeah.

I don't care. I don't care. Hours is crazy. It was hours. Hicketing for hours was fucking. It was. it was painful. It was one of those like where you kind of want to tap out, you know?

Like you just naturally want to just tap out. It's over. Stop. Stop. I have definitely I've definitely been so sick I wanted to die before. Like that's very real. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's like I don't want to like. And that's really depressing. It also shows

how pathetic of a person I am. Because I'm like so I'm just like, people have like, you know, had to walk from country to country to like survive. And I'm just like. No, but there is there is like a there is a union. No more. There is a unique, there is a unique misery to some of that, some of that stuff.

Yeah. I, I, like, when I, when I had that, when I had alcohol poisoning that one day, I was like, easily at any point in this day, somebody could come in here and shoot me in the neck and I would thank them for it. Sweet relief. Just to feel a different kind of pain and, and to know that I would fade. Like, I had no desire to continue living. Like, in the middle of that, I was like, I'm told, I'm good, dude. Yeah. I'm good. Take me out.

I don't need any more. myself let go at a wheel before, you know? Like, I felt myself like just... Let's see what happens. Just let go. Like, I'm done, you know, like, this is... I played this game enough and I'm not winning the game. So I just give up, you know?

Yeah, the thing to me was just like, oh, man, I know it was alcohol poisoning, so, like, there's no reason to think this because I could just not do it. But I remember the thinking just like, man, if this is a possible human experience, the idea that this could happen again. no yeah like no I still don't think I've ever drank even a fraction as much

as I did that day but yeah I don't know man that's that's that's that's serious that would drive me insane to be honest Eric it's like I don't think I would have probably already like if this

this happened to you last night you said uh Sunday night oh Sunday it's been two days so so by now I would have the make the clown makeup on already I'm trying to fight it. I'm trying to fight off in the middle of the night fucking laugh.

I would have the white paint on. I would be starting on the lipstick right about now. Even Instagram is trying to turn me because it gave me a reel of a guy having his ex tattooed on his chest. And then he just over he tattooed the Joker, why so serious and shit? And I'm like, everyone's like, oh, this guy. So I guess he took the break of really well. He's definitely not all himself anymore, you know? Like he's, he's missing. Like some of him is missing, you know, or it's been altered. You know what?

You know when you like all you put so many filters on a picture and you don't even know it's the same picture anymore? Yeah. It's like that. But that's his spirit. That's his person. It's wild. To even think of like, I don't know why you think that's a good idea.

It's not a good idea. So you know, yeah, dude snapped. And I'm just wondering because I'm like, Instagram, I pretty much curated my algorithm to show me terrible musicians. that are that are that are not self-aware and I love it but then it's showing me shit like that dude I saw something that you oh whoa you commented on I can't remember what the I can't remember what the uh what the song was but it was like absolute dog shit it was like one of the worst things I think I've ever heard and I was like oh it was the one where it's like he's like

I have dreams of killing at night dude or something dude dude oh I'm so glad you said that I'm so fucking glad you because I was like I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I said that he hasn't popped in my algorithm recently. Because a lot of the people, though, show, you know, the algorithm will show me recurring reels of their stuff. Uh-huh. Yeah. Like this guy named Bart something, some country, he calls himself a bardist. And he's just like, like, he's, he's, he's, he's a, he's a man for misery and he's in misery.

I don't know if you've ever seen that one. Just a man for misery. And I've been in misery. I know that. I was stumbling all the time. That guy sucks that he's a fucking artist. You know what's fun? You got to send me that song.

Oh, for sure. My favorite thing, my favorite thing about like finding musicians like that is like, uh, because there's always stuff like in the middle. Like in that gray area where it's just like, I know this isn't, I know this isn't as cringe on purpose, but it is like it's like that, um,

that stomp clap stuff that I see every day. Like they had a wall. walk off the earth thing recently that I saw. Yeah. And I was just like, I can't tell really anymore. That shit makes me on top line. I love the 20, I love 2010's white music.

That shit's mad fun. I saw like a, almost like a choir quartet kind of thing. These guys were all wearing, I just saw this morning, they're all wearing like khaki shorts and they all look like they were in prep school. And I was like, is this how those people feel when they see like niggas in New York?

Yeah, for sure. I felt like actually like, like I saw a woman saying the comment section is like I covered my drink. I just covered my drink because like the way that it just there's a you're alone. There's like a comfortable ability about these dudes and I'm like I don't feel comfortable around this at all. And yeah, I would way rather be around like say I saw like a dude passed out in his chair. I just sent to you guys. He had a tray full of glizzies and he's like passed out in his chair. I was like, I'd rather chill at that, too.

Like a, like a, yeah, like a, a white person's seeing a black guy with like his pants kind of low, you know, looking a little from their perspective, suss. That's kind of like, I would imagine stumbling across like a barbershop quartet. You know, like a bunch of white people in pinstripe and pinstripe clothes with like canes and hats and shit. In modern time, if you went into a barbershop shortette, you should probably really get out. of there. You're like something weirds going on. Because something something from a show was about to happen to you, you know? Yeah.

The last time I saw the last time I saw a barbershop quartet even portrayed was in Biocococ Infinite. So I'm like, I don't want any part of this. I don't want any part of this at all. That's crazy. I have dreams of kidney. People like to do it. Dude, that sounds out.

That shit is so. I'm so. The way he hits the notes, though. Keele? Like, it sucks. It is so bad. And I'm so mad that I don't have them saved because I want to hear it again. But I'm glad that you said the lyrics because I can probably find it now. Oh, yeah, easily.

I'm genuinely excited to hear that song. I'm more excited for that than any movie or game I've ever seen in my life. Like, I'm ready to hear it. Well, look, before we get into games and things of that nature. I know Derek wanted to bring up something about Guy Fieri or something. I don't know anything. I don't know anything about this, man. I got to be like I have not been clued in to the Guy Fieri lore as a blade.

So there's a, unfortunately, I don't know the, the streamer's name, but his TikToks or his reels have been blowing up because his audience put him on to something saying that there's a conspiracy that Guy Fietti never swallows his food on camera. And then it sounds so dumb. but then you start looking into it and you're like wait a minute you start looking at clips of them and they always cut away like you never see him actually like finishing the food or actually eating and it was like why is it why is he doing this and i got invested because because i'm like okay wait a minute did he has does has he always done this or does something happen that made him do this like uh maybe he got mad food poisoning and he's like i'm never fucking swallowing this food like ever again from anywhere. I don't know. I didn't I'm I'm hoping that people investigated further but the latest one that I saw was even on hot ones. They're like, oh man, he's going to other fucking shows too. And legitimately, every time he put something in his mouth, they'll cut

away before he like finishes or like he'll, you'll just see wings like I smash cuts and then wings are gone from his tray. Like he just like tosses them and like it's so fucking weird because you don't see that for other interviews. Yeah. They showed out the endings the motherfuckers chewing, swallowing their food. You see the gold fat loads on their fucking food and then fucking glazing it themselves.

He gets like a concoction of honey and come. He fucking mix it together. That is crazy. Imagine someone does that the fuck. What is his name? Sean Evans. Sean, I actually brought to my own.

I can make it right here in front of you. And he comes inside of a, he gets a bunch of peppers. He starts making them mixing up down. Dude, this is so funny right there. he wants some and then Sean's like yes like no no this is crazy he's I'm looking

I'm looking I looked up I looked up Guy Fierry fake eat fake and yeah there's like some guys they've Dave's Dr. Spaghetti That's it yeah that's him 31 minute video going over it this I don't think is the big one this is just the first thing that I saw that

looked reasonable this is 57K views so I don't know how like if this is like central or anything but like I'm skimming through like the clips that he's using and it is like it is funny that it's like why yeah like what's going on? Oh there's the one of the chat there's a chopstick like I'm looking at one where he's like with the sushi

he's got a chopstick that's completely empty and he puts it up to his nose. That's the one. Yeah that's the one that's the craziest one where he's pretending to eat. He has the sushi or some shit and he's pretending when he has it in his hand and then when he's bringing it up to his mouth that's a different

fucking cut because there's nothing on the on the sticks and then he's just bringing nothing up to his mouth. This is crazy actually. I love that this is a real thing. I love the idea that maybe like Guy Fieri simply doesn't actually eat. He's never he's never eaten a day in his life. Actually.

Now that's gangster. I love that fucking video. I love that. It's such a classic. Because the black guys look at him like, why did you say that? Wow. That's gangster. It's like we're talking about food, you fucking super sane looking fuck it.

talk to me like that. All right. Fuck, I can't find that guy the, the, the, the guy that I want to, I'm so good. I have dreams of killing at night. Killing at night. Like the way he says it killing. Dude, it fucking sucks so hard, dude. It's like, I think he has a, a grill to.

He, dude, it's like white, bald and he has a grid, like, he looks sounds amazing. I took it for granted when I first saw it because I was like, oh, this is going to be over my feet all the time. He's like a black guy. He has like a southern accent. No, no, no, no. This is a white guy with a, he, you would never expect what you see on the screen is not what should be coming out of his mouth. It doesn't match. And I don't know why he thinks that shit sounds good, but I'm so glad he did it.

I'm fine. I'm happy with him doing that, man. We need more people to push an envelope. I think the best thing I can do is just, uh, so there is, there's a section that I discovered recently on, um, if we go into. into your activity on Instagram and you scroll all the way down and you there's watch history and I didn't know like you can see everything that you watched and I was like that's yeah a waste of space of server space I imagine for for Instagram but I'm glad they have it so but I don't have to scroll down so much because recently I finally got because of the the the curated shitty music I'm finally like scroll like scrolling the way that most people do because usually I would just do a few and then I would leave. But now I'm like finding myself being on there for like, you know, oh, 20 minutes have gone by, 30 minutes of gone by and I've just been looking at nothing but reels and I'm like,

God damn. Dang, 95 hours have gone by and I'm still on 96 hours. 93, three months. I'm still scrolling by real. He's like, dude, go to bed. Fuck you, no. Yeah, there's no way I'm going to find this shit, bro. It's like, it's too deep because I saw it like probably.

It's been weeks now probably. And who knows how much shit I've seen since. I tried to Google the lyrics that I googled it and now I'm on a list. It looks like it. I tried to do the same thing and it was just like, oh, you're, you're, you need, you need help. Yeah. No, it's a song. It's like, okay, sure, pal.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, bye. Sure. Yeah. Why don't you follow me over here real quick? Yeah. Cash Mattel will be there soon. Cash out runs into the room, butt-ass naked, screaming.

All right Listen Speaking of Well So what should we do? Do you want to talk about this video game stuff? A lot of games stuff happened It's E3 basically

Had big games Big games only We only do big games here Big games for big gamers They did a they didn't exit this deep dive So they did more that That Mass Effect Oh when did they do that

They did it on their own It wasn't even a part of like anything It was just like they were just like Here's 15 straight minutes or not 15 straight minutes, but 15 minutes of gameplay footage and introducing some of the characters and gameplay stuff. It looks great. I don't know if I want to see any more of it, to be honest. Like you've seen enough yet. Because it is one of those things where I'm just like, I'm, I'm interested. I don't need to see.

I want to, I want to, I want to go in as blind as possible for something like that. Right. But, uh, summer games fest happened. Final Fantasy 7 again. revelation or whatever the fuck yeah I couldn't care less about that to be honest but I'm glad we got four trailers for it that was really cool really cool to end the show with four trailers for Final Fantasy

7 3 but I know that people are excited about I love that game yeah I mean it looks really good I just I fell off of that last game so hard dude they made me play as like a they made me play as like a rotund cat and I was like I'm good

I love that I'm good I gave it a shot. I made it through all the Final Fantasy 7 remake. I made it through like half of reb- probably more than half a rebirth, actually. And I was just like, can't do it, man. Sorry, you made me play as the Disney Cat. I love it.

Can't do it. I can't even come back. I love that game so much. Derek, it would be like if, you know how in God of War, Lafay? They have that little Star Wars creature at the beginning. Yeah. Imagine a section where you play is that. That sounds amazing.

Yeah. It sounds like Peek. Oh, great. Great. I'm like, yay. I want his little adventures are like. Fucking Disney ass niggas. That's what, yeah, you can't hurt me.

You're just going to hurt me. I don't even love myself. You can't hurt me. You can't hurt me. You can't hurt me. I hate, I hate me. I can't stand myself.

Hey, listen, man, I don't even, I don't even care if y'all exist. I'm fine with that. I just, you know, I just get a little bit sad. I just get a little bit, I just get a little bit sad when,

um, when they sprinkle that shit in the stuff that doesn't need to be there. I was like, man, there's other shit that you, you all can have your whole ass Disney fun games with cute creatures and do like a lot of shit. And I'm like, why you got a shoe and horn in it? I'm not even talking about Final Fantasy

because Final Fantasy is weird. Yeah, yeah. But like, like, say, although it is jarring, I think, a little bit even still. I would, I would agree. In modern Final Fantasy, it's more jarring. I would say, I agree. Yeah. And I would agree that it would still annoy me, but I guess it would annoy me less than

like, say, you know. Grant that thought, oh. That would be so crazy. That would annoy me. That would even annoy me. But like, it's like Donald's. Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 3. It's a prequel with Arthur Morgan growing up, and he has a bird that he rides around on that, like,

speaks in perfect English, but with a French accent. That would be so crazy for a rock star game to do something like that. It would be so weird. But like, at the same time, the thing that's, the thing that's, like, interesting about that is, unfortunately, it would be smart to do it because it would just draw in more.

people because people were going to play it because it's the same thing what's going on with god of war i'm already locked in i'm going to fucking play the game so they might as well try to market to other people that normally wouldn't play those games right yeah and so i'm like damn i hate that shit but you know what are you gonna do you can't fight for fucking you can't fight that shit that's uh people aren't gonna push back they're gonna like you've already seen like i saw people defending the cube and I'm like I saw somebody actually say like he has the cube hasn't even done anything yet

why are you mad I'm like well it actually it did it did exactly I think it did everything that it's going to do say quippy shit and bounce around the field I was like it literally did everything it's going to do and I don't like that cube so fucking much I don't like that cube it's just like look at cube so fucking much you put that cube in I think that cube it should be in the legend of Zelda I think I would be like, yeah, look at this cute little mouncy cube that's fucking shit up in helping link.

It completely fits that world perfectly for me. Doesn't really fit that god of worship. Yeah, yeah. I saw something. Well, dude, did you see? So today, the, today we're reporting this on the day that the direct, the Nintendo direct happened. I caught up on the news. I didn't get up at like 7 a.m. to watch it.

Seems fine. Nothing that interesting. They confirmed Ocarina of Time remake or whatever. Yeah. But they showed... Did you see the trailer for it? No. It's literally just a shot of Link sleeping. That's what it is? And it's out this year, apparently.

So they got like less than a couple... They got six months, less than, presumably, five months, because you figure like November probably. They got five months to show this thing from like stem to stern, from like existence to out. And that's a little weird. And I got to say, like, he looks... He looks like fucking... Blink looks like Peter Dinklage, dude. What?

Like, it's kind of upset. That sounds awesome. Like, it's straight up midget link. Well, that's Young Link. Yeah, he's tiny. No, no, you don't understand. Like, you know how, like, sometimes there'll be like an Unreal Engine render of like,

I don't know, fucking, you know, like, sometimes it'll be like, uh, do you know the Nintendo hire this man meme? Yeah. Do you know that where like somebody will make like an unreal, like a realistic Mario with like ray tracing? and then people will be like, Nintendo, hire this man. It looks like they hired that man. Like straight up.

And I can't take credit for that joke. I thought it, but like so did everybody when they saw it. I tweeted it out. And then I saw that everybody else I tweeted. And I was like, oh. So I deleted it. But you're like, well, it was original earnestly, but like it's not, it's not really. So, yeah, I don't know, man.

I don't know. I'm sure it'll be good. But like, I just, it. He looks really odd, dude. He looks like the little person that scared me when I was seven at the Westchester County Fair. He does look a little soft. I'm looking at him right now. He looks a little soft.

He's got like a baby. He's got like baby wrists. Well, yeah, he's supposed to. No, I understand, but it's just like it's uncanny seeing it with like this much detail. It's like odd. I don't know. I feel like Link wasn't supposed to look like that. If you look at the booklets of like,

the high the similar how like i feel like the old booklets he didn't look that midgetized you know what i'm saying midgetize me cap it's like they like what is it called again what is his book called again the um the historia the uh the hyrothuria whatever it's called the um i don't know you would know more than yeah yeah yeah i remember the right words but like the the the zelda bible effectively the zelda compendium you know the similarly for our lord of the rings and then there's like the Hyrulian Historia, whatever it's called. Sure. That's crazy.

Was that it? Was that it? I don't remember what it was called. I don't remember what it was called. Oh, I thought I was going somewhere. Yeah, so I don't know. I'm curious to play. I never played Ocarena Time really.

Like, I played Majora's Mask and that's it. Yeah, I've only played those games when I was at my neighbor's house because I didn't have it in 64. Yeah, that's a game. I didn't have a GameCube in 64 anything. So I, like, I missed all. all the, I was such a legend of Zelda fan in the NES days. And then 64 like left me. And I'm like, oh, I, I, I missed a lot of that fandom.

I miss smash bros and all that shit. I was more, you miss smash bros? That game is that. I mean, I played it just as like, it was like, oh, I go to my neighbor's house and play or boys and girls cup and play a little bit. But I just didn't have it at home. So you can't fucking main anything because. Exactly. Yeah.

You just made the characters that you thought were interesting to look at. And that was it. Yeah. You only got like maybe like seven hours. This guy looks cool. I guess I'll play him. I'll never play this game. I'll play this game once every three months.

Yeah. Yeah. Like when I first played that isn't beating my mom. His mom I can go over and hang out. When I first played melee, I would just made Muteu the whole time because like that was the only character that I really knew. You know, like I knew Mario,

obviously. But like I didn't, I didn't grow up with Nintendo really nearly as much. I only played Mario as far as Nintendo goes. So like Zelda meant nothing to me. Uh, a lot of the other characters, I know,

you too. And he wasn't very good. As far as I recall. He wasn't the best in melee, for sure. I would always get ravaged. But I was like, I know who he is.

He's a floaty character, bro. Don't play floaties, man. Yeah, yeah, he is very floaty, but yeah, so Ocarina,

that looks, I'll definitely play it. I just, that's something that I got to cross cross off my list in general. But, what do you say? Well,

I just want to, so there's, there are, there's one thing that I think we're obviously going to get into because it's so central to so many of the bits on our show. So we'll get into the obvious one last. But we can start with some of the littler things. Spirals coming back.

That's interesting. Crazy taxi. I kind of, I kind of, I did jump when I heard when I heard the offspring. Yeah. I was very happy about it. I love crazy taxi. It's so stupid. So like I hope I hope it's just as stupid.

What else? Code Veronica. I think that's a big one. I was definitely happy, sad because obviously, if you're going to remake something, that one makes the most sense to remake. However, that's the real Resident Evil 3, right? That's technically, I would say that's, uh, I mean, I, yeah,

I would say like three was fucking, you know, it was nothing. And then it's like, here you guys go. But also it was a little different, though, because fully fully 3D was a little bit weird, I guess for a lot of people at first. Right. But it's janky for it. Because it's the first real.

Is it the first real proper? Yeah. Like, um, yeah. Non-PS1. Yeah. And, uh,

at least I'm pretty sure. I don't want to say completely confidently. Yeah. Um, but yeah, um, but yeah, it's,

it makes sense, but also I, was it four remake? If I remember correctly, they showed a little cutscene of Wesker. And so, I think if I remember correctly or was that was it three I think you're right no that the 40 it was four at the end of four yeah leading up into him going to find a

rubrose and everything yeah so I was kind of like oh man let's go five because I just five is such a stupid fun game because I know I like we all we all know I think everybody's in agreement that is tone wise it's the weirdest one but it's so fun to play and I want to see obviously the I want to see shovel mods already I to make Chris even bigger. I want to make him as big as the Boulder. So, like, I'm, I'm more excited. I want, I wanted that to happen.

So, but the, Veronica, this makes more sense. I imagine, I think it's going to be, like, I feel like it's going to be a really good game. And, um, I'm assuming. Yeah, I've never, I've never played code Veronica at all. So, like, it's good. It's a good one. I, I, I, Claire looks,

clear. Yeah. Claire looks really good. The, uh, I will say, like, sometimes they try to surprise. I like, Resident Evil in particular tries to surprise you. Or like they don't, because a lot of company, a lot of trailers open up with like,

you know, they'll start off on like a shot of something and then it'll be like the studio name. And so if you're even remotely in the know, you kind of know like, oh, that's like they did that with alien isolation a little bit where they were like,

oh, creative assembly. And it's like, oh, that's alien isolation. Because they can't be. And then it, and then the name pops up at the end

as if it's like a big reveal or whatever. Resident Evil actually does. try to surprise you. They try to like, they, they don't start off with like Capcom. They like, they kind of just let things, they go into it. Right. Immediately. And then at the end, it shows like everything.

It's immediately obvious whenever something's Resident Evil, though. Yeah. Like, I don't know how to explain it. Like the second, like, you saw the trailer, right, Derek? We're like, uh, that old lady or whatever. Like the second I saw the old lady's face, I was like, oh, this is Resident Evil. Because that, that, that, that, because that character was, looks very detailed, but not enough because all of the budget is going to the main character

because that's how every single modern Resident Evil works. Like Leon Kennedy looks so good in Resident Evil 9, like graphically. And then everybody else looks hysterical by comparison. I mean, they still look very good. But like you can tell like where the focus goes. Yeah. And so like the second I saw that old lady with like the shadows kind of like pixelated, I was like this, this is a resume.

I was, I was feeling that especially, I was like, what else could this be? I was trying to think of like, especially it was kind of an awkward. I was like, what else could, what else could it? I was trying to think of what else could it be. Who else would have the audacity to start a, to start a trailer or a game reveal this slowly? You know what I mean? It's certainly not a, it's certainly not a new IP that's trying to hook you. Right, right.

It's like, this is like, this is like a, this is like a, this is like a, this is like a, an IP with like nothing to lose really that's just going to that knows it's going to be exciting for people to see i'm a little bummed that they got rid of i'm i'm a little bummed that they're not calling it code veronica because i do like the way code like resident evil veronica is kind of yeah code veronica sounds like nice erroneca is actually like a cool name in my opinion but it is what it is i guess it's a nice way to just um so you don't have to say code veronica remake it just yeah i guess so because otherwise yeah everything's just has remake in the title.

So it's like, that's true. But yeah, so Code Veronica's kind of big. Was there anything else that we wanted to get into before Gears? Because Gears is kind of a... I mean, did you watch that deep dive that they did? Looked awesome. Yeah, dude.

Fucking awesome. Absolutely. It's weird because like when they showed it at the showcase, they opened with it. And then they ended with like a really long kind of like 30 minute like deep dive into like what it is and what it's going to look like and stuff like that. When they first showed it, I was like, oh, okay. I mean, it looks like, it looks cool, but it looks like more gears.

That's fine. And then it's like in the deep dive where like you get to see it a lot more high quality and then you get to see them like in the daytime and you get to see like everything. Like you see them running and you can tell that it like, you can tell that it feels different to run now when it's like felt the same to run in every single gear game like quite frankly. And that was the most interesting thing about it yet for him. Yeah.

And like him climbing and sliding and shit. I'm like, okay. This is, uh, this is cool. I like that it actually kind of makes sense too because like he would be more mobile when he's like younger. Yeah. So like it does kind of make a little bit more sense. But yeah, dude, I, I was already looking forward to gears generally. Because like, I don't know, we all like gears here.

But I wasn't expecting to be. that pumped about it. Like seeing it being like, okay, this looks actually really fucking cool. Like everything that they're doing. There's like a 12 player horde mode or something. I don't know how I feel about that exactly, but like, that's kind of dope.

Multiplayer, they're doing a multiplayer beta soon. I can't even imagine what that's going. I can't even imagine people. Bananas. It's going to be crazy. I cannot wait. Do you think here's the thing.

Go ahead. I wonder if they're going to, because that is a big. thing with gears it's like the wall bouncing and how like that basically just becomes the game but like that also is so alienating that is so annoying to like like i never want to play gears multiplayer because of that specifically like not even as like a dabble because i just know i'm like i'm gonna i'm gonna get creamed by some dude who knows how to teleport by magneting his back to every single 90 degree surface so like i wonder if they're even gonna i wonder if there may be

going to stick with that or not, but I feel like they, it's tough, man, because you got to think of, you got to think of the Latino market, man, it's big. You got to think about that. And like, if you take away the law about it. The Mexican market for that game is important. Like, I think like literally not a single Mexican

going to buy that game. If you're not, that's a thing on Twitter. It'll be like, yo, if you can't beat somebody in gears, you're not Mexican. And it's like, what the fuck? Yeah, I mean, this is real. It's a valid point, dude. I mean, they should stick with it.

But, like, yeah, what did you guys make of it? Because, like, I thought it was fucking. I'm, I'm so beyond excited for that game. Like, so heavily beyond excited for that game. It's crazy. Like, I was like, I saw that and I was like, this looks awesome. Immediately. The first thing I was like, this looks really, really, really cool.

I can't make to play it. It's weird to see him in civilian clothes. Yeah, it's. I never see him in real clothes is wild. I hate all small he looks without his gear on. It's actually, it makes sense. But it's so weird to see it like that because it's almost like seeing it's like seeing Kirby's penis or something where I'm like this is kind of uncanny to me. I've seen Kirby's penis too many times.

No, no, no, no. Kingston. I mean like Nintendo certified like in like developers made it. Not like a joke. I've seen Marcus Phoenix. Fucked off so many times. It's insane. But I mean like for real like in in a game just to see him wearing a normal.

normal jacket. It's like, what the fuck am I looking at? It is weird. I mean, it's, but it's like it's it takes it took getting used to actually. Like I felt weird about how weird it felt for me just seeing him in in normal clothes. I was like, why is it so weird for me? Yeah. It, uh, it works. It works though. Like, oh, car. Here you go. It's unlike say people didn't want to see master chief doing that or John do that and it without his without his art. Because I don't care about that thing. That's actually gross. I don't care about that guy. I want to see Jonathan Halo's penis I want to see what it looks like

I mean well you got pretty fucking guy like I think you got a little bit or like dick No no no no no no no no sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry you got his come gutters I want to see I want to see I want to see master chiefs penis I don't want to see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see emithy rings penis Yeah Yeah but um funny like yeah it didn't really matter this game and the game like it didn't they didn't even have to update shit that much. They didn't even have to put in as much stuff as they were going to do.

Like, would say like sliding and all this shit. I still going to fucking play it. I still, I enjoy, I enjoy that universe a lot. And I like that they're actually, because there's so much lore to explain. It's, it's kind of funny that they went back because gears five was like primed for like a continuation into gear six. Um, this kind of like, well, it happened. What's going to happen? and then they're like oh well let's go all the way back and i appreciate it because you know it wasn't four and five was not my favorite i was kind of like all right i don't really care about this i don't care about the sun that much and um fine i wish that's what mass effect would have done were you know apparently there unless they fucking rewrite

everything they're they're continuing what they that was that what did they tease was that like in the fucking pandemic or something i don't remember what year that was oh forever yeah yeah They showed like Leara and it was going to be like, oh, this is post this. I'm like, I don't fucking care. There's so much lore to explore that happened before that I think that would have been an easy W. Yeah, first contact. That's the one that I've been talking about many years. It's crazy to me that they don't make those obvious.

Like E-Day was an obvious one too. Yeah. Where like, or the pendulum war. I remember people were always being like, oh, Pendulum Wars. Whereas we got to get a Pendulum Wars game. I'm like, yeah, maybe. but um e day's cool um it is funny though because they like so they so they mentioned in the deep dive when they're when they're going through like what the story's going to be or like how it's set up is

that like oh they lost dom's brother or whatever yeah who never comes up again just never not once and apparently that was marcus's best friend before dom and i was like Okay. Is the death so gruesome? We can never speak of this again. We can't show it. It's really hard to watch. We can't talk about him.

We can't talk about anything related to this ever. I guess it makes sense because I guess he just died in like normal people combat. And like everything after E day is so wretched and insane. I guess I could see how they would be like, yeah, it really wasn't that crazy in comparison. we really think about it now in the grand scheme in the grand scheme but like yeah no

I was gonna play this game anyway because I just I liked gears four and five also like not nearly as much but like I thought they were they were more consistent in my view than the Halo games as far as like keeping with like the tone at the very least like they definitely misstep

like four was too many robots not enough right not enough gore and stuff like that and five was like a little a little disjointed but five's high busters DLC is fucking great. And there's parts of five that I think are really good. And there's parts of four that I like to. Like,

Marcus, going through, shooting his way through the tomato farm or whatever. And he's like, my fucking tomatoes. It's fun stuff. But like, I don't like that beard is all fucked up.

But like they really, their beard aged so terribly. But, yeah, I just, I was going to play this anyway and I was looking forward to it. But like, this actually looks like a solid,

like, really, they really like kind of went forward with it. That's true. And, uh, and it looks dope. Like the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, like, one of the best looking games I think I've seen in like a long, ass time. Like, it's kind of nuts. Um, but yeah,

I'm looking forward to it. I'm, I'm sold. It's really close to like October. So not that far away. Also, they're doing this thing now where like, I guess it's not coming to PlayStation.

Nope. even though it was originally Yep Yeah Whatever I don't fucking It's coming to PC So like whatever

Yeah like I'm good I'm good with that It's just yeah I saw a lot of people Were mad And like well You know PlayStation's making a couple of moves

That's I don't know Kind of pissing people off So I don't Yeah I think they're just trying To like figure out a way To make Xbox appealing Which is kind of difficult Because it's like why

And they're just like Well why are we putting our game. The thing that's awkward about it is that like the last Gears of War, so Gears of War Reloaded is on PlayStation. And Halo Combat Evolved remake is coming to PlayStation, but Gears is not. But then Fable is.

But then that in exile game isn't. So it's like they're in a weird space right now. They're definitely transitioning out of stuff. I think they would have pulled Halo and Fable if they could. They probably had like contractual obligations already. But yeah, I don't know. It's, uh, gears is looking cool.

they did show that they showed an Xbox console with like the translucent green that really bugged me because I was like that looks so cool but like I'm not spending a thousand dollars right

in like a modern console market where everything's like 400 more dollars 400 more dollars more expensive than it used to be like of all times like of all times to like recommit to be in like actually we have we have exclusives again

oh We're making a new console. Like, dude, of all, of all times to do that, you choose, you choose now. Not very smart. Damn. Fuck you, too, because it looks cool. Like, I miss that translucent, like plastic shit. I really miss that.

I love the look of that. It screams video game to me. Yeah. But I was like to see the guts, you know? I want to see what's going on. What's inside there? What's going on in there, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. It's like staring us out of a cervix. Yeah. I've done it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, not that exactly, but. You're like, this isn't that oppressive?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I went. That's what that's what I did going. Hmm. I'd rather a man's butthole. Yeah.

Colin is more exciting. Later. Oh. It's crazy, man. I've seen inside my ass, dude. Got a colonoscopy. That shit's crazy. That's crazy.

Did you get a little heart? Fucking useless. that's like extreme gaiters dude he can't even hear you he can't even hear you he fucking took his headphones off this fucking idiot it was not nearly that was not that money

to take his to take his headphones you're right I'm just I'm really disappointed to myself I'm sorry he should be yeah you should be it's uh so October 6th for gears everything else you can look up it's not a big deal but I do want to bring up

this before we go this isn't necessarily the big thing but it is uh it is mega funny so they showed Halo Combat Evolved remake which I actually think looks pretty good actually now like they've addressed a lot of

some of the complaints that I would have had for it looks neat. They had Sergeant Johnson doing a voiceover which I thought was like they clearly replaced them it is what it is I don't know if that guy's dead or whatever but like it's it's rough

yeah but so this this has been a topic of conversation because they showed it and there's like there's some new key art for it. It's kind of a redux of some of the key art from Halo Combat Evolved or Master Chief standing on the ring with like the big planet behind them and the ring stretching out in the distance. It's cool. And this TJ Smash Smash.

Smash J.T. guy. I got to find the real tweet because like I promise you I can't do it justice. like I can't do it justice like going from memory I think I have it screenshot and what is I'm so excited to hear this so he so yeah on so I yeah I have it on June 7th so if you want to find it you can go to his Twitter account and look for look go back there back to that day I'm not going to link it to you who because who the fuck cares but he shows a picture of the of the key art of like chief standing there says Halo campaign involved available July 28th by the way mega soon um but and

It's got the purple planet in the background. And he circles in green. He has like a green circle around the fucking purple. And he says, This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling trans. They know what they're doing. Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you cannot unsee it.

This is intentional. I will not be gaslit. And I have to, I really have to make it clear to people. there are people online who do engagement bait and I understand that he is one of those people but he also I truly believe this guy is like I've seen this guy speak to people

he's not a great actor he's not like a Daniel de Lewis this is a guy who is like earnestly very stupid I think he believes this so you think he's like one of those people that uh because usually the grifters are self-aware but he's like

one of those people in the audience that slipped through and became a content creator himself. Because, you know, like, the, the grifters, they're just spewing bullshit purposefully. And then their audience, they actually believe everything they're saying. Yeah, I think he's a T just happened to be one of those people that believes it, but got a platform. Yeah. 100%. Because it's been easier and easier to get into that space. Right.

So now, like, so now like the brainwashed people are like, oh, it's not that hard. I could just sit there in front of a webcam and be gay and retarding. But it's true. Who is that guy that was, I can't remember his name. He was more like just as silly as this guy, but it was so clear he was a grifter because he was making like Xbox content. He was okay with Activision before. That was a guy that the act man guy. I forgot his name.

He had a debate with Actman. I can't remember. Oh, fuck. I can't remember. I know exactly you're talking about. We definitely covered this on the show. There's pants in it. Andy pants Andy pants game Andy pants game yes yes yes yeah like that like that shit I'm

it's like okay I know he's a grifter because I saw his old content yeah you know that guy that guy's putting on airs yeah he's putting on like a whole thing but what he might be stupid as well but like he he's he's definitely stupid as well too it's like the no bullshit guy like we he's he was stupid but he also knew what the fuck he was making because I once had a discussion with him because he was saying some wild shit about me and some people. And then as soon as I talked to him, it was like, I think it was like, did

con talk to smash JT or who do he talk to? He did. It was the same thing. It went exactly the same way. It was just like, oh, this guy's about nothing. Like, what the fuck is, what is this? Yeah. There's another, it's not even that the lights are on and nobody's home. It's, it's, it's that

the lights are on and they really shouldn't be. You know, like he, that should be, that should be a vacant building. Yeah. But so he's, yeah, so it's this weird thing where it's like this, this obsession about the color of purple in the background of the fucking bro. And he's, he's, he's been going off about it. Like, it's, it's really like a longstanding thing for him. And it's just, it's crazy because like, bro, Halo was called so, like, I remember when Halo was considered like very gay for being colorful. Like, I remember people would be like, you play that colorful crap. Like, I remember. hearing that because it wasn't like a medal of honor or something or something like manly or whatever yeah yeah yeah so like this is not new like the like the idea that the the the idea that the

the idea that the color purple is new to halo is so funny to me but he didn't play the game he didn't he didn't know he didn't see all the elite dude he said like i saw i saw him say like because he was talking about like i've been a fan of halo since the beginning or or as well like his act man was like, I've been a fan of Halo for 24 years, and this is always, like, you're crazy. And he responds to him, like, I've always been a fan, too, but you're telling me this isn't nothing. Like, and he compares the box arts, even though they're just different box arts. It's like, whatever. Like, it's, who gives it shit? But I checked his, out of sheer curiosity, I checked his playtime.

Oh, you found his thing? I did find his, I did find his thing. Yeah, yeah. Okay. He's got, I think he earnestly has less time in every Halo game that he has on record than I do in. Halo 4 matchmaking. Like it's very pit. I think he's got like 45 minutes on the MasterCube collection or something. And then like,

and then I saw like I got to find. Yeah, I think I saw like, I got to find. Brother. I took a picture of it. I took a picture of it and everything because I was like, are you kidding?

Like, is this real? Oh my God. These people like they're so, they're such pretending posers, man. It's insane. Where is it? I can't stand. Like, why pretend to play video games?

That's so weird. It's so fucking lame. It's like Elon Musk when he, like, tried to, like, pretend like he was, like, the biggest fucking Diablo player or whatever the fuck? No, no, no, no. There's Dota, right? No, I'm sorry. Path of exile.

I'm sorry. I unfairly underestimated. It wasn't 45 minutes. It was 65. Oh. On the collection, mind you. So that's, like, maybe, like, if you're, if you're being, like, completely generous, that's, like, what, like, 15 minutes per game.

So 60, this guy could technically could have like get a, you could have get like a refund. Like you just, yeah, yeah, he could get a refund on Steve. And then, uh,

I'm looking at Halo Reach. He's got, uh, six out of 69 achievements. And on Halo 3, this is on Xbox Live, by the way. And,

uh, and Halo 3, he's got 10 achievements. Which by the way, um, I think there, I, I,

I don't even think. that's like, that's not like you didn't even beat the game. No. Because there's achievements that you get. There's like 10 levels, right? Yeah. I think in Halo in Halo 3. But there's achievements that you get just going through them.

So like assuming. So there's 10 achievements per level or there's one achievement for every level that you beat. But then like in order to get 10 achievements, like you would hit that before, you would hit 10 achievements before you beat the game basically. I'm saying. So, like, he didn't finish the game. You never know. Halo 3, which is five hours long. It's not long at all. So, yeah, I saw that. I was like, yeah, that's awesome.

That is, you can't. Yeah, I'm just looking at, I'm looking at the achievements right now, like, just for very basic, like, oh, yeah, once you get to this part of the game, yeah, beating it, just beating like combat evolved. Like, you just beating some of the, like it's, yeah, so

that's, yeah, he didn't. Look, I'm not even, I've never been the biggest, Halo fan, but mainly because I'm just not the biggest FPS fan. Yeah, yeah. And you've played more than him probably. I buy so looking at the just the Master Chief Collection alone and I've been on Xbox 360 like especially Halo Reach. I've played that game

a lot. Like I that's my favorite one. And just when the Master Chief Collection is I've been clocked in at 36 hours. And it's like that's yeah, it's not a time. You have him you have him beat by 35 hours. I want to see how much I have on a massive collection. I don't think I have anywhere near that 36 hours.

I want, yeah, I don't know what year. Do you have a, what's your steam? I don't even. Oh, Tom Sweeney. I can check. Halo. Halo. Gaylo.

I have 17 hours. That's crazy. 17 years. So you're right. Yeah. I didn't play it mostly on here. Yeah, you didn't play them. Right.

The moment, the moment they freaking added the, the, the, non. You have a thousand hours in Marvel rivals. I don't know how it does that was making. That is fucking crazy. Take how much of Balds Gade 3. That's probably going to fucking make your stomach hurt. Oh, I wonder. No, it's less.

It's less. You're lying. Your Baldur's Gade. Your Baldur's Gade time is 732 hours. Wow. And then your next. Bro, that's your favorite name. Marvel Rouse is your favorite game.

And then your next is Halo Infinite at 236. Oh, really? You have more time in Halo Infinite than you have in Destiny 2 by like 100 hours. Hmm. I played a lot of Halo Infinite. Like when I game first dropped, I played that game a ton. It was really good. Are we going to have to say, I know it artistically,

Marvel Rivals is not your favorite game, but I have to say, by fun, I think this is default, right? Like, this is the most fun you've had in a game in a long time. Definitely Destiny 2. I just, I just, your player time is so vastly different.

That's my Destiny 2 time on. Were you split between the console? Oh, yeah, that right. console. Oh, right, right. It's probably egregious. Seven billion hours.

I did that recently because probably three centuries. I did that recently because the destiny, the last destiny update came out today. And I was just, there were all these like stat tracking websites going around. And I was curious. And I think I have like,

which I only have like, I only have 333 hours in destiny on PC. But I think altogether I have, I think I have 700 something. So, like, Like put together. But I don't even want to, I even want to see how much I have for fucking destiny. The Master of Collection, I have 446 hours for 48 hours.

There you go. It's upsetting. And that's like the, that's the PC when it launched in 2019. And it was out, it was out, because it came out in 2014. So like there's like, there's five other years of probably, like, it's easily a thousand hours probably for me on a batch of collection. But like, yeah, I don't know. Not that it's a big deal. Like whatever.

Play however much or however little. you want really, but like it's just like, it annoys the shit out of me when people like, LARP. I'm not going to, I'm not going to sit here and pretend like, oh, I, I am the de facto voice of reason when it comes to like, I don't know, fucking dragon age. You know what I mean? Like I don't, I've played a little bit of dragon age, but like I think I might have like maybe like total 15 hours in the entire series.

Like I don't, I fucked around with Inquisition. I think I played Origins a little bit. Like I didn't fuck around with it that much. It would be like me going around like, I've been a fan since the beginning just because I played it once at the beginning. It's like that's not really how that works. Hell no. But some people will try to do that for like just to kind of not for fake clout. It's so weird.

Yeah. And I'm like, that's the thing now. The thing about modern time is that it's not about being caring about things. It's about acting that you care about things. And it's been away for quite a while. But it's like it's the fever pitch now where it's fiscal. or people will comment on, they just lie about, like, oh, how much they're involved in things. Like, the amount of people that, like, for me, that I first happened with comic books.

That was the first time, the first flood gate from me where I was like, oh, yeah, people just don't. People don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Like, no shade to these guys, no shade to them. They annoy me a little bit, but they don't have the right to be on the internet, the freaking escape podcast. The shit they say sometimes about comics or things they love. It's like, brothers, what are you talking about? You clearly don't absorb the media you're talking about. You're a fan of nerd media, not the nerd things in the media.

I think a lot of times, too, and I agree with what you're saying to piggyback off of that. I notice when a lot of times people will do research right beforehand and pretend like they have been a part of this thing. Like, they'll try to trick people into thinking that, oh, I'm going to talk about this comic book or this era or something like that. I'm like, I know you just watch something real quick to familiarize yourself. review of that. You didn't watch it yourself. I noticed like that a lot. I've done that too. Don't get me wrong. Like I've like dude, I before I knew Fred Hampton was, I watched things about Fred Hampton. And then eventually I looked into his own stuff myself. And I'm like, all right, cool. Now I'm familiarized with it.

Yeah. I wasn't preaching like I knew stuff about him. Exactly. I don't think there's anything wrong with catching up on something that you just got into. It's when you're trying to talk at like what Chris is saying, you're kind of speaking as an authority on something that you just got into even and you're pretending. like you've been there from the beginning. It's like, bro, stop. Just, just don't do that. That's just fucking embarrassing, dude. I've been, I've been, I've been fucking, I've been loving Spider-Man my fucking life, nigga, you fucking know about it, man.

Spider-Man should be, Spider-Man should be gay. He should be Dominican. He should have fucking green eyes. When you fucking talking about it? Like, when you talk about, like, comic books, like, I was, so, I would say late 90s is when I first got into my first comics. And so I miss, obviously, so much and I didn't go there's barely

much that I went back on after that like you know like say some of the classics there's only a handful of things I went backwards and it was like oh this is cool so I don't have much authority or knowledge on like say we're going to talk about comics I went back unfortunately yeah I did I didn't so I can't talk that much about it unless it's something very specific so I'm not even going to front like I know what the fuck I'm talking about

hard to read man they're really hard to I think the art of old comics is so genuinely like like so much character in the way older comics are written. But pre-80s comics are really hard to read, man. They're really, really, really annoying. Stanley, Go, King. He writes things like he's, like, it's, it feels like a susy and human wrote stuff sometimes. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

This is like really, it's really like colorful writing, but it's like, what? Spider-Man sprang into the air like a spider jumping off a hot pan. It was unbelievable the way he moved. I'm like, what are you? Like, Stan, shut up. by nigga to say what he's doing. Shut up, nigga.

Saying that to Stanley is so crazy. You probably say it back. Who are you calling a nigga, nigger? And I'm like, oh, you can say it. Yeah, I give you a pass. But yeah. Oh, for sure. Yeah, a lot of, uh, for sure.

You're buried from Brooklyn. You can see the N word. Absolutely. I don't know. But yeah, I wanted to bring that discourse up because it was just so funny. Like, even, even people in his circle are being like, brother. Right. That's how bad.

That's how bad it is. It's like even even, even psychos are like, like, you're like, yo, you got a, that's kind of crazy, bro. Like, the halo's always been pretty purple. Yeah, I just, he's armored from my, isn't it? I'm colorblind. So I'm not the easiest person to argue with. But aren't the elixney's armor and the plasma weapons purple? Well, that's, uh, destiny what you're saying.

But yes. Not the elixney. Sorry. the same he leads yeah i mean the thing that's crazy about is like he's so the the not that there's any reason to get deep into the merits of this argument because it's so inherently stupid on face value but like he's comparing the cover arts or whatever and it's like but in game but in the original cover the planet isn't in the background and it's not purple it's like okay but the cover is in like but the purple planet is in the skybox of the game itself

So, like, even if it was, like, not, you know what I mean? Like, it's just, like, it's just more faithful to what the game is. It's just, it's very silly. It's like, it's very, it's obvious tourist energy. It's like, you didn't play combat. You didn't fucking play these games. You just sitting. It's insane.

I, I, uh, but anyway. Man, it's, uh, you, it's, uh, you, it's dire out there. What do you call it? Yeah, like, scrape in the bottom of the barrel. Like, that's, that's all he could find. That's all he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, you're through the barrel at this point. Like, you're like, God. Okay.

There's no wood on the bottom of this barrel. It's like you're digging into the limestone now. What are you saying? On my destiny playtime. Oh, did you find it? Yeah. What's the, what's the site that you're using?

I'm using the simple out destinytractor.com is. Oh, okay. I'm going to say, um, 1,300. No, probably more than that. Uh, I would guess,

I'm going to say, I would guess probably, since it's 300 on PC, I would guess around 1,000. Darry got exactly right. It is 1300. Nice. 1,37.

That's crazy. I played this game so fucking much. 23,000? It's pretty good, man. You play Destiny 2 almost twice as much as I did. That's crazy. But I did play Destiny 1 for that amount of time as well. So, like, I played Destiny 1 for like 7.

I played Destiny 1 for 800. I played Destiny 1 for 890. 90 hours or something like that. And then Destiny 2 for like and then Destiny 2 for seven. 700 something. So I guess we've both equivalently spent a similar amount of time in Destiny. I have 700 hours in the crucible. That's insane actually.

That's crazy. That means half your time has been spent in PVP getting mad. Yes. Yes. I'm sick. That is so funny, dude. That's awesome. Do you guys remember how many hours somebody clocked into a Red Dead 2 on Stadia?

Oh my God. Wasn't it like, oh my God, it was a ridiculous number, wasn't it? Yeah, it's more ridiculous than I remembered. Hours.

Stadia. Yeah, I want you to look it up and hit you in the face like I did me because I was like, uh, yo brother. What, how do you even play that game for that long? I don't know.

I don't know. I played, I played Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 for a longer time than even I thought I did, to be honest. But like it's nowhere near. Like this is so crazy. How much was he at? Fucking 6,000. That's more time than I've put into all my favorite games combined.

Combined. And this was a stadium. A state wasn't even out that long. And I'm like, bro, what did you do? Yeah, that's also true. I didn't even consider. I didn't even consider that. He had been sharing the account with people.

It's something. Maybe he didn't have a driver. Maybe had a driver. But why would you, what point would that be? There's no point to even having a driver. Stadia. Imagine being heartbroken.

Like, dude, I've built a life here, man. Don't take this from me, Stadia. No, I need it. That really is so psychotic. Yeah.

I got, let's see. Why would any hardcore gamer do that? That's so crazy. Who's that hardcore about a video game put that much time into Stadia? It's so insane. It's going to go away.

Don't you understand? That's what's so crazy. It's like, how would you not understand that that? was immediate that was clearly not going to live. The quality of the gameplay must have been interesting too. That's the part that gets me. Like it must have been like,

how are you playing? You must have been, you must have a really low bar where you were just willing to play Red Day Red Dead Redemption looking like complete animal. It was like piss. Yeah, for sure. Just like blurry,

but it's a blurry piss. Blurry brown, brown poppy piss. Brown pulpy piss. Brown pulpy, blurry bastard piss Oh wow God damn

His piss is like pulp Apple juice I'm looking at some hours on I was trying to find my red dead hours But On a PlayStation And it's fucking I'm trying to navigate the app

And it's it's You know it's great Um I'm just yeah Hmm Why Okay I'm trying to navigate the app

And I don't know what's happening I feel like I feel like I'm old Like it shouldn't be It should be easy to get to like Oh let me just see my Activity And then it just shows me recent

But I don't see where I can go to all On the app Oh on Steam I'm on the app I'm trying to I'm on the PlayStation app Because I'm trying to see Oh yeah What's going on

The PlayStation app sucks I'm It doesn't do even a fraction Of what you would assume An app would But But uh Yeah

Yeah Yeah because I was seeing like Red Dead 2 is 80 hours On Steam but I wanted to see it because I know I played it way more on PS4. I want to see what it would combine, but I'm struggling. Yeah. Whatever.

Yeah, so we down to get into some questions. Let's do that. Yeah. Let's get into some questions from our patrons over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. Remember, you can go over there. Early access, add free, exclusive episodes. You know what it is. Let's see.

I do want to get to some more. recent stuff because I do think we're going to get some questions about SGF and for some reason they dude I really hate the way Patreon organizes organizes the comments it is so insane to me that they've done this I can't believe you've done this god it's going to take a second because it restarted oh well in the meantime Kingston check check the snark Instagram okay check not the chat, sorry. Check the message that I just sent.

So you can, you can, I found the guy. Oh my God. I'm, I'm, I'm, oh, the, yeah. Yeah, I found the guy. Put that shit up, crank it to 11. I'm so excited. I'm so fucking excited. He's so, he's so cool, dude.

Did you kill me get back. Yo, that's fast. That's. fire. Oh my God, dude. Jeeps, a killing. I can't even hit those notes. For me, my personally is I can't sing, so I don't sing.

Yeah. But honestly, that's how you never get better at it. Trinnell, in all fairness, that's literally how you don't become better at something. Real talk. Yeah. But like, I respect it. So I'm like, I'm not going to sing because I can't, I'll be disrespected in this art form that I find very beautiful.

But this guy, he's trying. And honestly, I like the song. I don't be really you guys. No, you don't. I like, I like what I'm hearing. No, you like,

I like what I'm here. You're like fucking Randy Jackson with your like toxic positivity. I got to be real, man. I like what I'm hearing. I don't got, I don't think that's talking about.

It's just a washing machine. It's just, it's a washing machine with a brick at the high. I don't know. When I first, when I first found out people were doing that,

it felt insane. It's like kind of. What did you say? People putting fucking. I'm putting bricks inside a dryer. Oh, and dryers? People are fucking so stupid. Look, that, look, say what you want.

You think the first time that happened when someone did it to someone else. Like, oh, man, one of your friends is being a real cunt. And you're like, you know what? I got something for your ass. You go in there, you put a brick and turn out and you run out. And you come over the next day. What happened? Dude, he's like, yo, somebody put a brick in my dryer, man.

That's crazy. What's going on, man? My favorite, my favorite thing to think about, really, is somebody doing that earnestly because they're just like, damn, I have a brick and it's so wet. What's the best way to alleviate this problem? Oh, I have a drying machine too. Why do I put it in a dryer? It's happened one time for sure.

But I wanted to get dried quickly, so I'll put it on high. I guarantee you there's like an eight year old or like a six year old or something, right? were like they're like oh man my fucking I dropped my iPad in the in the what is it

the toilet oh yeah bathtub or something and it's just like and you know it can't charge or whatever unless it's dry so they're like

I guess I'll put it in the wash a dryer I guess I'll put in the dryer yep that must work it is a drying machine yep it's just fucking immediately that I mean that's kids

logic. They just don't get it yet. They're dumb. I mean, if dad just beats the piss out of them, put cigarettes with the washing machine. He puts him in a washing machine with three bricks and two swords. He's like, you know what punishment is.

He's got a sword in a dryer. He's got a dodge of an endure. And he gets out and he's like, I learned my lesson, dad. I'll never put a brick inside of a dry machine again. He's like, better not. I'll fetch the dried sword and brick and put him where they need to go. the dry

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's see. Killing at night. And he's a, it is a vocal stem, unfortunately. I like that shit, man. I think he, I think he deserves a little more respect. And you guys are being a little too harsh.

Make sure you browse his page too, because like he just, Oh, that's a, that's a happening thing tonight. Like, I'm not going out with Lute. I'm doing that. But he's like, hey, Bubby, you want to go? You want to make dinner? I'm like, no, I don't.

him I got shit to watch. Bish back off. Much shit to watch. All right. So here we go. We got I overuse the N word. I'm Mexican, Rodin.

He says, Hey, oh, people, whose pictures I may or may not have taped in line on my wall with fleshlights that I've forcefully shoved into. Well, let's hope. Forcefully shoving into flesh like is crazy because it's not stopping you.

Yeah, it's actually welcoming. But, you know, I mean, God bless do whatever makes you feel good, I guess. I know I'm probably late to this,

but coming out of not E3, I'm very hyped for several games, ill specifically. I've been following the game since 2020 when it was first concept art made by one guy in Russia, just letting Chris know since he was a little peeved about not having a release date.

Dude, it'll look so cool and it just like, it's been, I don't know, bro. Like, I, 2020, it's about to be 2027, you know? These depth cycles are getting ridiculous. Agreed. It's just, it's too much.

just letting Chris knows he was a little peeved about not having a release date. The development was halted by the Ukraine-Russia war, and it felt like this game was only a dream for most people. Once Munfish was attached to the development, I knew this game would eventually be delivered, just a little worried about the runtime. Also very hyped for Resident Evil Veronica.

What games are you people most excited for? I just want to say, making a video game in a war zone is not an excuse. I, an American male, in his early 30s, wants to play it now. So hurry up. Listen, here's the counter

to what that person said. So the only gotcha game that I got into rape, Shadow Legends. Amazing. The developers are based out of Ukraine. Right. And did they stop? No, the gambling company

that owns them, forced them to move and to continue developing the game. And it's been going seven years strong. And it makes no sense to me. I mean, it makes, it makes sense to me because people, there's people that are very rich that are, you know, carry those games. But it's weird that like, I was like,

I can't believe this game didn't skip a fucking beat, even though the people were in like the heart of Ukraine. It pissed me off, actually. Because it would have been like, you know, you guys take a break, fucking figure out your whole, no, they never stopped. Dude, there was that E3 presentation where the guy was given, like he was talking about all the new updates to raid Shadow Legends,

then a drone hit him on stage. I was watching a video last night. Actually, there was a, there was a concert in somewhere in Indonesia. And they were like singing. They were having a good time. Then a tsunami came. For real? Yeah, like real.

God damn. Like real. It was really, it's really fucking horrible. It was like, because you know, you know 85% of them are gone. Yeah. Well, I mean. Just, just. But it's just water, though.

But you know water is heavy, right? I thought Indonesians. You what? You can't lift water, idiot? I thought they have like gills and flippers. Oh, never mind. Oh, yeah. From what I remember, they're all like still partying.

Southeast Asians to combat all the tsunamis that they developed flippers and gills. So here's the, Kingston, did you just, so I see in the bottom corner, Tom Sweeney is playing Destiny 2. No way. I was going to open it to see what it looks like, but I chose not to. Do you understand that we're recording a show like that requires the internet connection? My connection is fine, dude. It's fine. I'm thriving. I'm linked up. I'm linked up right now.

I don't think it's not a good idea. This fucking creature. It's not a good idea to suck bandwidth from from the street. What do you do? I'm updating my drivers right now. I'm fucking wanting something here. He's doing everything. He's doing everything. We're working. I'm doing. Am I

not locked in? Am I not locked in? I'm doing all of it right now. I'm fine. I'm locked the fuck in. I'm literally editing the video. I'm never going to release right now. All right. Well, listen.

Oh, man. We need to kill this nigga quick. Yeah. So listen. So he brings up ill. That is a good point. I didn't forget about it because it's been like a really, it's been a hectic week. There's a lot.

Ill looks dope. I'm excited for ill if it exists. But he says, what games are you most excited for? Honestly, dude, it's got to be gears, man. I didn't think I didn't think it would be the most exciting thing to me, but it kind of is. It's the coolest shit I saw. And it's close. It's October, early October.

Exactly. Halo looks really cool. Gears looks really cool. Wolverine looks very, very cool. Roaks Zero Company looks fucking awesome. Did you see the... Audraiser looks cool. Did you see the comparisons?

Oh yeah, control. I'm pretty fun for it. But did you see the comparisons between like Wolverine and gears? And people were like, yo, what is it? Zabdiak do it? For the humans? Oh, yeah. Of course.

It's very funny because, like gears has a proportionality to their people that specifically doesn't look real. Like even in the new, even with the new graphics where it just, it looks impressive. It still does it. They don't look like necessarily like real people. They even mentioned that.

They even mentioned that specifically in the, in like the, when they're talking about it. Yeah. Yeah, they said specifically that they were like, yeah, we kind of, you can't get too realistic because then you lose kind of like what,

what gears looks like, but I mean, they look like, but it like how they look. I like it. No, I understand. But like it. It does look.

It does. It really does look so much better. It is kind of great. I get insomniac just has never figured out how to make a person look like a human being. It's why they've. I think Miles in a second in his solo game and the second game looks fine. I think he looks good. That is fine.

That is the only character that looks good, though, actually seriously. It is only him and his uncle. Norman Osborne. Everybody else looks ridiculous. Norman Osborne, in those games, games looks like a wax figure of himself. It's weird because of the high quality. Like you expect so much more, I guess.

Because like, say for example, you know, if you're in the 2K community like myself, the, the, they, oh my God, like, some of the players look all right. Some of them look all right. And then anything else surrounding, they all look like. What does Wimby look like? What does Wimby look like in that game? Wimby looks okay because since he's like one of the most famous ones, they have to, they try hard on certain models and like, oh, this texture is perfect. This is good. This is good. Some other people look so fucking. A lot of them just look like freaks. The audience, they all look like it's so bad. They don't even try. They're all clipping into each other, always morphing into each other. It's so fucking shitty. I expect it from 2K because of course they don't give a shit about their audience. And Somnac is weird. Because it's like, I feel like y'all can do better.

I would just prefer them lean into the fact that they can't do it. You know what I mean? Just like, I would say just like make it style out. Do it more like, because what really, what's why does Spider-Man benefit from being realistic looking? It kind of doesn't. So like I would, like I would argue like, dude, like I would have loved to see them do actually like when they first did Spider-Man PS4 and, you know, Miles and then and Spider-Man too. like, Kinsen, how cool would it have been for them to do that game in the style of like Ultimate Spider-Man on PS2 or something? You know what I mean?

Or like, or like, fuck, even like Sunset Overdrive or something. Something that's just not like specifically realistic, but just kind of like. My biggest crap is what they think that fucking character model, man. The fact they changed the Spider-Man character model, I think Yuri looked good. I think he looked fine. Oh, Peter Parker. Yeah, yeah. And they just made him look like a fucking a Holland, Tobe.

be fucking Andrew hybrid and this looks dumb he doesn't look like a he also looks incredibly like he like the modern Peter Parker looks like he's out of like like he like he comes from like Eastern Europe or something

really you know what I mean like he's got like he's he's got like a very he's got very specific features that don't read as generic they read do you get but don't it's me spider me Spider-Man

Eastern man Spitterman Spitierman. He totally looks like... How do you say spider in Russian? I do it. Let's find out. I was fucking nice.

Spider in Russian. What is this? Boug. Boug. Bulk. Bokman. I know nothing about any language that's not a Latin one. Other than that, I give the most minimal amount of fucks about the language.

You don't know. You don't know, you don't know, previets. dozvedania? I know, I know that. I know Vesiva, too, I think. Is another one? What is the...

Shibaryik, pork. What is the... Shibarik, pork. What is a... Oh, my God. I know in Destroy all humans, because, like, in Destroyed Humans, too,

there was, like, a Russian spy chick who would... She was like, that game was like a bond parody, kind of, and you had, like, a bond girl,

and it was, like, this Russian chick. And she would always call you something. There was, like, a term of endearment that I can't fucking remember. God damn it. No.

Fuck me. Whatever. It's fine. Like I used to, it was in my, it was, that bothers me because it was in my

lexicon for a long time and then I just haven't used it and now it's just gone. It was a good word. But, uh, yeah, I don't know,

Gears has got to be that for me. Fable looks, looks great too. Um, they showed jack of, they showed jack of blades at the end, which is fucking crazy. I don't know.

I'm so mad that knick is back. Yeah. I'm sick of bringing niggas back at that I kill, man. Like I like, stop bringing back. back niggas that I murdered, man. I murdered you. Be dead.

It's fine. Stop that. It's fine. I'm looking forward to it. Those are very, like, Fables are very systems heavy game, though. So, like, I'm more curious about how it, how it plays. Me and Chris said that Fable's probably just going to be better done, what you call it. Um, freaking, not origins, uh, Vail Guard. It's probably going to be Vailgard done better. Well, it's not a party game.

It's not like, uh, you don't, you're not running around with a party. It's more solo, which I've always preferred to be honest. Like, I don't kind of mess. has honestly been the only RPG that I played that I liked having a party in. Whenever I play like a Bethesda game or something or like fall out of Skyrim, like I prefer to be like a lone kind of wander.

That was something. I love a, I love a party mechanic. That was something I like a party mechanic. Mass Effect, yeah. Yeah, like it, Mass Effect just like it felt like if Mass Effect was a solo, like a wandering solo kind of guy game, I would be like this would, this is not working. Yeah. But, uh, sometimes I would even like

combat wise because I like, I like solo. I like Shepard. for example, killing everybody. I don't need help unless I'm just kind of like I've played it already. I'll bring snipers with me so then they'll just pop people's heads and we'll be get it done faster. Besides that, my first play-through, I'd rather have weaker people to do less because I do really enjoy the solo experience of just being like a one-man army.

It just feels much cooler. Yeah, it is like it's kind of like the Marines and Halo, how they can't really do anything. I'm the little opposite. I'm quite literal opposite. I love the idea of my team. I love combinations of having other characters' abilities work together and like people playing off each other. I think that's really cool. I think in a way like ultimate alliance.

I agree with that because it's specifically designed for that. And then they'll have like special abilities that will feed off of each other and shit like that. Like I think that's really cool. Like I love Iron Man shooting at Wolverine. That's so sick. That's sick as fuck. That shit's so cool. Or Captain America shooting it or fucking Deadpool running off Captain America and doing a fucking gun.

spin. Yeah, like that's, all that shit is cool as fuck. Something like that is perfect. Yeah. It is so tragic, man. Combinations are so cool,

man, every game. That that game is not playable or not as playable as it should be. Right. But you love, I love, I love,

I love it. I loved Ultimate Alliance when I first play. I was like, the second one is great. I never played two, but like I played one on three six. That might have been one of the first next gen games I got. Or like,

it was an early one. It was an early-in. You know what I mean? Not really, but like it was one of the first 360 games that I had. And I just remember being like, this is so fucking cool. That was like the first time I really got into Marvel beyond just Spider-Man.

And I remember being like, this is fucking sick. I really loved it. Deadpool. Then the first was five first time I saw Deadpool. And I was like, this thing is annoying. Really?

Yeah. Because when I was, because when I was younger, like my uncle, obviously being a nigger from New York, he loved the X-Men. I feel like every black person in like the 80s and 70s was like, oh this shit is fire

but I didn't really I was obviously a Spider-Man fan first I was a big Spider-Man so I was like I liked Spider-Man and then that's when I first saw Deadpoolers I was that looks interesting that I read his comics and I was like I'm not a not a big fan but he looks really badass yeah I don't if the funny thing is that is kind of everybody's experience of the like when he first experienced Deadpool comics or just Deadpool in general

kind of like a little dumb but he's cool he's cool he's a little stupid but I like he has objectively like one of the coolest designs like I think he has like he just looks awesome. He's just Spider-Man and red and black with two swords and two guns. I think that's badass.

I do like him a lot. I think Ryan Reynolds did a really good job because he doesn't sound like a like a fucking moron. And I think that really helps because a lot of times

when I would hear, it's like the way that they would try to make, they try to make Deadpool sound like goofy. And I think it kind of killed like I don't mind him acting goofy. But it was like almost like you wanted to put a goofy fucking you wanted to make him sound stupid and that's like annoying And I feel like when I think of Deadpool I think of Ryan Reynolds now and I think that's kind of a good thing

Versus him kind of being like I guess play like when for example Deadpool in video games Kind of the voice that they would give him I think oh who did the Deadpool game wasn't it um Troy Baker it might have been or something like Baker or Mercer, one of the two. Yeah, I can't remember who was, but I just remember I fucking, I was like, I'm not, I don't like this. It's, but. Deadpool is very much so a dose this person for me in every aspect. I think in, I think in rivals, they did a fucking, his design looks even great and better in rivals.

I don't, I don't know. He's the only person I think that rivals did like their design is better than their base design, I think is that. He's the only person has like his, it looks great. Him instead of having like, uh, like the one piece costume is like a jacket over a black like spandex shirt. that's like red and black. And I'm like, this looks really, you look really cool. I hate how cool you looked at because you're fucking annoying,

but you have one of the best designs, unfortunately. Anyway, is there, is there anything else that, like, you guys are stoked for at all that might have gone under the radar? Pennsylvania,

bro. Oh, Cassilvania. Oh, dude. Wait, when is that? That's close,

right? That's like, I think October. Oh, is it really? October is overloaded, man. September,

September and October. August, September, October, October, are overloaded man super overloaded yeah

I'd probably want to put some of my shit out in like February dude like I'd want to put February's also getting packed now though it is though everybody's trying to stay away from GTA so like now it's like September October and February like like because February is fable

I think persona that alone is kind of huge because those are two RPGs like really close to each other but like February is looking nuts or it's starting to look nuts but September and October just like, man, it's a no man.

It's brutal. I wonder when Dustblood comes out because I got revealed today. Oh, yeah, Dust Bloods is probably, I would imagine October. Dustblood release date. It'd be crazy if they didn't have one. There's no official release day yet.

It's Nintendo. Like, I have, oh, Kingdom Hearts 4 got revealed too, yeah. All right. King of Hearts 4, we knew about, though. Yeah, but it's, what is it getting of, where they're coming out? I didn't fucking, I guess I wasn't paying attention. I don't even.

I don't get a fuck I fell off a long time ago I hope I hope it isn't it doesn't entice me at all you're going to play it so like to stop acting like you're not going to play it I don't know if I'm not going to get it before I'm not going to pre-order anything

like if it's good if I hear if I hear where people like oh it's actually a good I'll get it if I hear people that are fans like fans of the series it'll be like oh it's good then I'm going to wait to people that are just like people that I respect give reviews and I'll be like, oh, go from there. King of March 4.

Oh, yeah, yeah. The last one is appointed me so bad. I'm just like, I can't even. Oh, all right. Not bad, but just man. That's the worst for me, man. Greased up fatly titted Tifa and Chunlee wrestling is now canon. Thank you.

That's right. Tifa added to be a movie, bro. Nude mods on. Day one. Day one. I guarantee you three hours. She will have the oiled up mod. You'll get to customize her pubic hair.

I mean, like these people are nuts, dude. I want her to be lactating. That's my favorite mod. They're going to be lactating up a storm. That's cool. But he wrote in, he says no questions. Just wanted to point out that God of War having a fucking slime cube

that's voiced and fully mocapped by Jack Quaid feels like a bit you fuckers made up in another universe specifically to upset Derek. I gotta say, the motion capture of Jack Quaid is so unnecessary. It's so funny. It is really funny that like he's wearing a fucking makeshift wireframe cube in the like on the stage.

I get wanting to be there for like taking part of it in the performance or whatever because you have to act with the other people. But like it's it is mega funny. It almost feels... I'm sure there's a logistical reason. Like, they don't... If they could... I get it.

You know what it feels like to me. It's funny to see. I know this isn't the reason, but this is what it feels like to be that when they can T.C. Carson and their explanation was we wanted to get somebody who closer fit the build of C. And so they didn't want to have T.C. Carson since he's a very thin man. It almost feels like they need to commit to the bit of, like, Like, all right, so now we always have to have the person that's voicing the character has to act it as well.

Just to like to not have T-C come back and be like, seeing the guy, I knew you're lying to me. You fucking lie to me. You just, you fired me for some other fucking reason. That wasn't the real reason. And then they're just going to continue it. Because like, I'm pretty sure Jack Quaid can sit in a fucking booth and just voice the fucking cute. He's like, nah, I want to really be a part of this, guys. Yeah, but I mean, I.

How can I really be a part of this? To be fair, I would want to as well. even though I'm like that's not typically what you would do right that's not typically you wouldn't take this person who's not that's not what he typically does he's probably not very familiar with mocap

and uh I watched a longer video about all like all of the um a lot of the hints of the characters inside of it and it's like dang this thing is gonna be chock this is the direction that I always want to go I'm I am happy that I'm playing as a new character with a more agile move set. Like, I prefer that.

I'm always going to prefer a character with a sword that's agile. I can move around better than a character that's more grounded and lumbering and, like, bigger. Dude, that was old crados, man. Because that was old crados. Old Cratos was moving. He was a little powerhouse, but he was like, he had abilities that helped him traverse the, you know, the field he was in. But I am a little upset because I feel like this is what. we built cratos up to experience.

Narratively, though, this fits really, really good because of all this, like, her noticing the mask and apparently hinted at her being the one of destroyed the mask initially the first time. So I'm excited to see what happens. I just, I want to see what this goes. I'm, I'm very much so on board. I'm definitely going to play it. I mean, I, it looks good.

Obviously, you guys heard my grievances about the cube, whatever, the Disneyification shit, whatever. I love the cube. I would say, I know, I know. I know. The cube is the lake from, because people think that the sword she has is, what's called Arthur's sword. The actual King Arthur's sword, not the, not the sword from the stone, the one, the one from

the lake. The one from the lady of the bitch. Yeah. The bitch of the lake, I mean, I'm sorry. The whore of the lake. Yeah, the whore the lake, excuse me. The slut's can't get a lake. Yeah.

No. The people think it is. And I'm like, I'm, I'm on board. Look, I'm, I'm a moment to, look, they've, they have redcon so much shit at this point that anything could be anything. So I've completely accepted that because obviously in the first game, I'm sorry, in the first saga, Cratos destroyed the world just with his vengeance because the gods were holding up the world. Obviously, Atlas is holding up the world. And now it's just, oh, that's just Greece.

That's just Greece now. And so they completely fucked that whole thing. And I'm like, all right, whatever. I wonder how many people. Cato's doomed. I wonder how he actually doomed over there. Like, I want to think, like, Jenny, like, the number of people, he, like, really, really fucked. Like, if we're going by new lore, like, I'm pretty sure, like, kind of the way that God drowned the world.

He, like, craters drowned everyone in Greece. Like, almost no one survived other than, like, maybe a handful of demigods that, you know, Zeus fucked a bunch of bitches and had way more demigods. And they survived. And then everybody else died. And then there was, and he was like, oh, man, I can't. Look what I did. Well, yeah. I was like, oh, geez.

There's nothing else to do, but kill myself. I got a little too carried away, man. Oh, man. I love that. I got these cool swords. I love that. That's like, that's all that mattered.

But the thing why I liked it, because like it seems very selfish and obviously it is. But this, the gods fucked him over so royally. It's like it, of course this happened. Like the gods. Of course this happened.

Dude, the gods of Greece sucks so bad. Nick, he, the best God is inactive. That's the best God. The best God lets you fuck her. That's the only God that's like half D.C.

Yeah, shout to Avedidi. He did service of the gods for 10 fucking years. And then he was like, hey, man, I did this one last thing for you at Kildare's. Can you please erase these memories and these nightmares? And they're like, nah, all we said is that we'd forgive you. We didn't say we're going to do the one thing that you've only wanted for 10 fucking years. And then like, I was like, what did you? Like, angry God guy.

that you're giving God powers now? He's like he's what is he gonna chill out now? Dude, the Aries throwing the temple at him. That shit was great. He threw that fucking like that giant pillar from. He threw that shit from a million miles away. He was just like,

found him. Listen, I don't know if you're beating that guy. And like, and like if it was like if they were going to be accurate to that, I'm like, you're not beating that guy. Like,

Grados is great. But I don't know if you're going to beat the guy that can pinpoint fucking, you know, javeleting you in the chest from fucking 500 miles away. That's kind of like two O.P. No, man. They need to do it.

They need to do another sequel where it's the guy that got beat by God of War, the barbarian. They need to do that or the barbarian guy. That's another thing. No, that killed Cratos. He essentially was going to kill Cratos until he was like, Aries, fuck my ass and my ass is yours or whatever. Aries, if you kill these niggas, I'll do whatever you want. I'll do whatever.

Please kill these niggas. Please. You can have my eyes. He's on the ground crying, crying, snodding. And the barbarians is like, look at it. I'm like, bro, really? The thing is crazy assy. Dude, he's on the ground.

He's like, you know, wait, because obviously there's the prayer like this. When someone falls down and they're up their head. Snodding, crying, he's shitting his pat. He's pissing and shitting. He's, he's dry heaving. It's like, the barbarian physically can't get near him with all the shit. that's pissed out of his money. He's literally difficult terrain.

He can't travel it quickly. He's like, Aries, please, I only got so much more left to me, please. Please. And you know, Aris saves him, right? You know, there's a scene where the chains of chaos are being wrapped around him and steered.

And there's still shit all over his arms. So he's searing this shit into his flesh. Stinks. It reeks. That's why his arms have the scars. Yeah, yeah. The fucking shit scars. What else you got, Chris?

Oh, man. All right. So here's... Oh, my God. Bingus wrote in. He says, do you think the Kixon deserves to live? Ooh. This is a hard question.

It really is. Like, did I do anything or, like, as I am right now? No, don't even worry about it. So, I don't know. I've never been able to answer this question myself, honestly. Like, I've always been pretty conflicted about it. Does any... So here's my, here's my,

Does anyone really deserve to live? And so, and now I want to extrapolate that to Kingston, where it's like, I'm already kind of iffy about anyone deserving to live, but Kingston? Like, are we really going to think like this guy? How long have we fallen, you know? We're going to people like him a chance to fucking breathe, you know? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that, meagis.

I think everyone deserves to live. That's it. Hmm. I think everybody deserves a chance to live. I think the chance to lose that right, though. I think you can definitely lose that right. I agree with that. I think you have an opportunity.

And then once you show that you are a detriment to society, it's like, all right, pack it up. But it's got to be universal. It's got to be universal. But it's got to be coming from an honest point. I would say majority, I think majority of people, I think there's a lot of people who are very good and they would never kill someone themselves,

anything like that, but I think they would collectively agree that certain people need to be just, you know, cold from the earth. They're like, we don't need this person. And unfortunately, like, right now, the most obvious example right now is all in our cabinet is right now, it's like there's so many in the administration right now that are collectively evil. You're like, bro, it's crazy that you spread it out a little bit, you know? If like, if pretty much every single person in Congress, like sat down and their chairs they were on blew up and like ruptured their anus and led to them like bleeding to death. I'd feel bad for maybe Bernie. There's maybe like three or four that a big damn. You were straight down the line. Your

voting record solid. Um, then everybody else. I'm like, even if your voting record wasn't so bad, you never said anything. You never fought really hard. You just quietly sat there as if fucking just you raising your hand to be like, I, I wish. that they would lower gas prices or whatever is absolving you because I'm like, no, you didn't do enough, nigga. Like, you didn't do enough. But yeah.

So, yeah, I think, and again, I think collectively people would agree with that if they actually saw the full picture. If you know when those graphics come out of the eyes and the nays, and then you see like,

hey, let's fucking, whatever it is, no more gerrymandering. Fucking Republicans, all nay. Democrats all like I. So then right then and there with that snapshot. It's like, okay, so all the Republicans are gassed immediately. And then we replace them and we try again. Like we now let's

let's try again. And yeah, wrong answer. Well, you lost. And he's like, all right, open a furnace. Open those. Open it. Open it. Subble them in. And then until, until we get to a place where it's just some common sense where, you know, where the majority are like, yeah, I, let's not have. Imagine being like let's yeah let's have jerrymandering like that's so crick you in a room and you say that shit out your mouth would not fear that you're going to get immediately fucking mangled it's so disappointing it's um it is should be able to fuck things up and it's like it is when you see like the voting like when you just go to like the congress the record i forgot what the uh the the gov.

the gov website is but it's like it might even be something like congress dot gov it might be something like that i don't remember yeah someone but when you just go and look at the voting records and just you just go and dive into shit. And you're just like, I can't believe how readily available this stuff is. And then even people I respect never focus on

this shit. People that I'll watch I'm like, nigger, I need you to circulate this every day at least like at the end of your video. Oh, by the way, check this out. And then just have it circulate to where it drowns the internet. And then people can't escape that. Because I feel like

so many stupid people are or solely visual people. They can only see stuff like that. And then, yeah. And then so sometimes I just don't get it. Sometimes I feel like strategy is we need an actual real leader that like it's like the coaches, how much coaches actually do matter in sports when it feels like they don't.

Because like you have all this amazing talent. Why would a coach make a difference? And then they fucking do. And I feel like you just need somebody to direct people to be like, hey, I need you all to do this and then we can start winning. We need a be a beleveling dictator, genuinely. No.

I think, I wish that existed. I wish that could exist. Anybody who would be in that position would not be benevolent. It simply can't exist right now. We don't, we just don't have, we don't foster people the right way.

But you need someone that is like, just mentioned foster the people. Yeah. Someone in the, like, we need to foster the people. Is that a band, really? You don't remember foster the people?

I don't, right. Don't. Foster the people, they were like a stomp clap. Oh, were they really? I'm pretty sure. Foster the people. Foster the people. Stop, clap.

Stop, clap. They did a, fucking pumped up kicks. Oh, that's them? That's them. That's foster the people, yeah. That's a crazy-ass song, dude. That's a fucking crazy song. Like, the fact of the song, like, there's a, is a, is that like, is that like, is that

like, is that like, because, like, there's a, there's a band called a Muir. and they had a 2014 they dropped an album and the opening title was called like bring a gun to school or something and then it was from the perspective of a school shooter and it was controversial enough to where

they had to change the title it's not called untitled that's kind of dumb because this is art and it's fucking metal and I feel like that song the pumped up kicks like is it just because of how it sounds is like because it's like the same fucking thing.

Yeah. It's the same thing. It's deceptive. It's like, well, not deceptive because that implies like a level of a nefariousness to it. But it is like it's playing with it for sure. Yeah.

And it's playing with the idea of just like, oh, people aren't even going to realize what this is about. I mean, they're just going to be focused on how happy it sounds. That is very, I mean, that is actually,

what am I even saying? It's like the amount of a, there's this channel called. And they just put out a video called like something maga metal showcasing some of the maga metal and showcasing like some people that were into punk growing up. And then they just literally never read the lyrics once. And they're surprised. They're finding out.

They're like and it's baffling to me. It's like I shouldn't be surprised, but I still am. Because I'm like, you didn't even get curious what's to like read the booklet or see what they're saying or nothing. Rage against Machine. They're not unintelligible. You can hear what they're saying. It's, it, yeah, I don't know, man. It is kind of like those songs from like, fucking Springsteen or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're 16 years old or whatever. Like, people were singing this at like karaoke bars, you know? And it's like, I love the idea of people singing that and being like, I don't think anything. I'm not even, I'm not even remotely curious. That is how innocent society used to be, right? where you can hear a guy go like, oh, you were just 16 years old and I want to fuck you. And I was like, well, that clearly isn't real.

You know what I mean? Like it used to be like such a, I think I think Chris Hansen showed up and he's like, did you fucking under, do you know? He's like, did you know pedophiles? He's like that did you know gaming guy? That's crazy. He shows. I was like, did you know that Minnesota has, I don't know, fucking a lot of them or something? that's like that's true everywhere

I guess but but yeah I don't know dude I think about that all the time like man imagine just like being in like the 80s or whatever and going up to a karaoke bar and everybody's singing songs about like 17 year old girls or like 16 year old girls and no one thinks about it

yeah it's not as no one brings it up ever completely normalize yeah yeah not a everybody's kind of like oh what it's lock in post up scene world you can't do I wonder if there's like there's like a there's like a Greta van fleet kind of band where It's just like, we're really old souls or whatever. And they're like, they wrote a song like that.

And then the other bandmates were like, hey, listen. Yeah, yeah. I know, I know this is like emulation, but we, we really, we really can't be doing. We really can't be doing this. I imagine some conversations have happened. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Boys in My Ass wrote it.

He says, for Derek, if the. Spurs get swept. Do I have permission to take Sweene's ass? Derek. Damn, unfortunately. And this is perfect because actually we're going to mention this. So they didn't get swept. The Spurs, they held off being down 3-0 last night. So, yeah, this is Tuesday record on Tuesday.

And it felt a little bit bad for many reasons because the energy was so high until fucking James Dolan, the owner, was like, oh, I invited Trump to the game. And everyone, even Stephen A, the fucking Coonass Stephen A was like, no, Donald Trump has no business being here. Like, even him when he's been like, oh, both sides and, you know, like, he's fucking Stephen A's piece of shit. But even him was like, he's cooning. He's cooning hard. Yeah. But even he was like, nah, dude.

And then fucking Trump shows up, kills the vibe. All the watch parties around the bill. building were shut off, obviously, because Secret Service had to lock everything down. They made getting in more difficult. The prices was driven up so high that the real fucking people weren't even in the building. This is like just wealthy people galore. It was like 10K. Starting with 7,000.

So that was like nosebleeds. So you know, like it just a few rows down. It was $10,000. And so like, yeah, I saw people that normally want to go. They're like, I'm not fucking going. Are you kidding me? Vives were down. The building was.

wasn't as loud as it should have been. Trump was there just to fucking take a nap. Like he fell asleep in the middle of the game. Of course he did. Yeah. And then so, and then there's the refs. Look, it's always conspiratorial, but you just have to think logically. Logically, and what I mean by this,

sports, gambling is happening. They're doing, all this shit's happening. Everything's on the table. If you want to maximize profits, stretch the fucking games out. You don't want the spurs to get swept. That's only four games. When you can make millions upon millions, millions more if there's just a few more games.

So you might incentivize, may not just outright say it, but incentivize the refs to make it a little bit harder on the person, like say, the Knicks who were looking towards a sweep going up 3-0. And somehow how the game was called missing certain calls. And then it sucks that you only have two challenges because if there was more challenges available, more things would have been overturned because the rest were making a lot of bad calls. and it happens. It happens a lot of times. That's why I'm saying like,

it's not a grand wide conspiracy that, oh, there's all this proof and shit. It just makes sense. Like there's some people that will push back and be like, I don't know about that. I need proof. And I'm like, Negro, you don't, there's certain things you don't fucking need. Like, I don't need proof. I don't need a video footage of Donald Trump fucking a kid. I know he's done it. You know what I'm saying? It's like one of those things.

It's like one of those things. Right. And so, unfortunately, the vibes, I think everything Yeah, he fucked it up. Moral, being down with the uphill battle with the refs. They paid, they played really with basketball. I think they just lost by a few points, man.

Well, see, here's the thing. I think when morale, momentum, that shit matters so much that people, when they're off a little bit, say, when they're off a little bit, say, they missed a bunch of threes in the fourth quarter. and there is you have the one to ask yourself these guys are professional basketball players

how are they all missing all their threes and it's not like they're just what they're the talent just evaporated no it's there's a vibe shift I've been I've been hot like I've been cold before exactly and it's like why is that happening you're like why am I on fire

why is that happen why does somebody get hot why does somebody get cold why does a team get hot why does a team get cold so much the environment so many things matter and I think just the culmination of everything happening with Trump being there. The refs kind of battling the refs, not getting favorable calls. It just kind of was a little bit too overwhelming.

And they couldn't get hot at the stretch when they normally would get hot in the stretch. Past two games, they were on point. They won them. Trump did not have an immaterial effect on the, like, it's just like, you can't. 100%. It's, um, I, what a, what a con, man. Like, just the idea of just like, why would you? invite the president?

Like, why would you invite such an unpopular president to like such an important game? Right. It makes no. Like that pissed. I'm not even a basketball fan of any kind. It pissed me off. I was like, yo, what the fuck are you doing here? You're ruining the vibe for everybody.

This is like, like New York's doing so well right now in general. Yes, they are. Like, very much so. Yeah. Like, so just for this to happen to this is like, what the fuck? Get out of here, dude. Get the fuck out. So gross.

Go visit Spencer Pratt or something. Or like, like, what do you? He needs your help. He needs your help more than anybody. I love that people thought that he... People, I... People thought they had a shot it so funny. They thought...

Yeah. Like... Go ahead. No. Like, no. A writing celebrity. I understand why people thought that because, like, after Trump is like, you never, you never want to discount anything.

I get it. It's a good point, yeah. But, uh, I don't know, man. Spencer Pratt, he had one ad that... He had one single ad that I thought was like, okay that's that's gonna get a lot of people probably and then never again and so like it's like all right well that's it that's

the exact opposite of bomb donnie who just consistently like he's he's not he was just not he's cooked he's cooked yeah he was a fucking idiot obvious and then one thing that really cooked him a lot was he wouldn't um he wouldn't like say favorable things about Trump and he also wouldn't

trash him so like he was yeah it's just a coward he was being completed so people are like oh fuck this guy because like he which is which is one thing but like it's it's one thing to do that in any field but it's it's another thing to do that is like if you're running for running

you're running the mayor of fucking Los Angeles brother and then you're gonna like you don't have anything you don't have anything to fucking say about this guy that's causing a lot of fucking issues you don't have something to say one way or the other which is kind of fucking crazy but yeah like that Spencer Prattie some fucking piece of shit

from a reality show or something yeah the OC I think it was all No, no, no, the hills. I think it was called the hills. And I just, I can't believe this fucking guy's back in, in any capacity that he's on my television at all. And I saw the narrative again because of a lot of people mail in because it's convenient. Smarter people mail in because it's way more convenient than standing in line like a fucking retard. I understand if that's your only means of doing it.

I totally get that. But a lot of people will just write their shit in and drop it off. And then they count it. And then they're like, oh, look what happened. Spencer was close. And then it's all as everything happened the days later, like, they don't get it. They're too stupid to understand. Why didn't they just rig the last election?

Seriously. I don't, this is so stupid. Like, if you could just rig the election, why don't just do it again and prevent Trump from winning the entire time? Like, it's so like. Yeah. How did Trump win it all if they, if they stole it in 2020? How did he win in 2024? If fucking he's president, Biden is president.

The Democrats are in control, and then they couldn't rig it this time? It is, it is genuinely so fucking stupid. It's crazy. But, but yeah, it is, I don't know, L.A. is just, I don't know. I'm not emotionally attached to L.A. in any real way. It does bother me that, it does bother me that, uh, what's her face? The current mayor is just kind of like sitting pretty relative is just kind of like, what the fuck? Like, because there definitely needs to be a different fucking mayor.

Like you got to like whether or not you, I don't, I don't buy this idea that, um, this idea that you just have to be like, but you have to treat everything with kids gloves just because you're like a progressive person and, or not a progressive person, but you know, like a left leaning person in politics. It's like no, like I don't, I don't want to, I don't want to have shampoo behind glass doors and fucking row. either. You know what I mean? Like it's like you don't have to just be like a fucking, okay, I guess. I guess you could steal. Like you're like,

you know what I mean? Like fixed things. There's a lot. Like it's going to be done. We can get a lot more money in, especially inviting if celebrities, even if it's just the perception, celebrities feel safer to come back,

spend a fuck ton more. Because the California economy is fucking like one of the biggest fucking economies in the world. And it's like, It's like invite more people to come back by just the perception of things getting better. And that will entail if you have a good mayor will actually start fixing infrastructure and then making things better for the, you know, the less fortunate and people without homes and all that shit. There's so much that can be done. But then we just keep getting in slot mayors that that aren't actually trying to do.

Yeah. I think people too afraid of people too afraid of party lines to really do. or to afraid of straying that they're just like they're blocked into like, oh, I can't do this because that's a this policy. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's just like, or that's socialist or like or even like that's conservative. Like the idea of just like, oh, we should probably not.

We should probably be a little bit better about, you know, security at like our, you know, stores and shit. You know what I mean? Like that's viewed. It's like, oh, we don't want to be clamped on crime too much. It's like, well, no. I mean, you can, you can be compassionate and also effective. I don't, I don't understand. I don't like this like dividing line

where it's just like you've got to be either completely ineffective and lame or a fucking totalitarian psycho who's going to lock people up for fucking sneezing incorrectly. There's got to be a fucking middle ground. Yeah. That like, I don't know. LA's just far away from acknowledging any of that shit really.

L.A. is unfortunately. L.A. is a very interesting place where it's a place that's technically the people. A lot of people are red, but it votes blue. blows my mind. A lot of people in this area are fucking conservative. it is to act like they're not. They just, they just happen to be minority, so they side against conservatism.

That's what it is. It's insane. The fact that freaking what's his name was, that bitch was winning the conservative was winning at all. It's crazy. He was winning for a while. Yeah, but he was winning the people who would vote for him, though. Like, it's not, I mean, yes, but the fact that that many people would vote for him in the

first place here is crazy. Well, people would vote that way for him in the first place here because his first ad is a competent ad because it is like what the fuck are we doing with like the fires and the homeless is like everybody has this problem nobody likes what's going on with any of that shit so like yeah people are going to look to anything that they can and i'm sure some people who are like are already like right leaning or maybe i'm sure there's even some people who are like in 2016 mode with it where it's just like yeah fuck fuck the democratic party then if they can't uh provide some kind of meaningful reaction of this shit

like whatever we'll vote for the opposite and see what happens it's not smart yeah exactly I fucking hate that so much that this incumbency shit it's so fucking stupid it is so god-dain because even when I felt closest to that which was like yeah you know what Democrats deserve to lose

for picking Hillary Clinton like they do like I felt that way because it's like I still didn't go out and cast a vote for Trump you know what I mean that would be so psychotic it would be but there's so many people like that it's so infuriating. I felt like a dumbass.

I felt like a dumbass even talking about this. Because I know some people wanted to hear my thoughts on shit like that incumbentcies and and just like, say for example, Trump said something one time for trying to get the black vote. And he was saying, he's like, you know, y'all have been getting disrespected, you know, by the Democrats for decades. Like, what do you have to lose voting for me? And like, it annoys me that like people wanted to hear my take on this. And my normal take would be like, what the fuck is he going to do? But I was like, I'm going to talk. I'm going to stoop down to this level.

And I'm going to say, damn, that's going to get a lot of people because that is a correct. It's a good rhetorical. Yes, it is. It's a good rhetorical argument. It's a good thing to say because I'm like, yeah, historically, if black Americans have been disrespected this entire time and you keep supporting the Democratic Party, what have they done for you, really? it's it's very true yeah it's gonna be it's the same thing as when Trump was on stage and he said like I know the system is rigged because I use it and I guess that that was a big moment because no one else has ever on that on that stage been that honest right uh about that and he was fighting somebody

who or he was running against somebody who would never admit that right um but then so like it's like so he won but but then like you think one more second into the future you like well this is a this is a dishonest guy who's openly admitting about taking advantage of every kind of problem that the U.S. has. Why would he stop? Why would he want to fix it? Why would he stop? It literally takes one more. It literally takes one more like, because that is true. I remember, I remember thinking that and be like, that's going to win. It kind of feels the same way about like, or not the same way, but like it's in the same vein of like when Momdani was like when he answered the question about Israel or like or when are you going to go like,

what's your vacation going to be? And all the candidates were like, oh, I'm going to go to Israel. And then he was just like, I'm going to stay in the city that I'm the mayor of. The fact that I'm going to get a trip to Israel. And like when that happened,

I was like, when that happened, I was like, oh, he's probably going to win. Like, that was when I was like most sure that, or that early on that he was like,

I'm going to immediately go to Israel. And it's like, what? The shit was crazy. Who gives a shit? Those dumb extra credit questions at your first grade fucking like spelling test or whatever. Yeah, what's your favorite cheese?

Yeah, some bullshit. Like, who gives this shit? How about you die, actually, instead of ask that question? The Jews are going to control American politics? It's like, what? Why are you going to Israel first? Why first? It's so, I'm like, bro.

Why is that your first move? At least hide it. At least hide your Zionism. At least, at least go like, oh, man. You don't have the audacity to do that. At least go like, I'm going to visit. I think I've always wanted to visit the Galapagos. I've always wanted to visit it.

I've always wanted to visit Italy. I've wanted to visit Spain, Israel maybe, and, uh, you know, like, sliving in there. Yeah, you know, sliving in there. Like just like a. So, like a little flourish. And it's so weird that like, I'm like, do they think, it's like those people think the Jewish people, they think any minority is a fucking hive mind. They think it's a monolith because it's like, do you think that's what they want

to hear? You think Jewish New Yorkers are like, yeah, that's what I want to hear. Or they're like, no, fix the fucking city, bro. If I'm being, if I'm being very honest, if I'm being very, very honest, there's very much so two kinds of Jewish people I live in New York. Of course, there's, there's many. There's very, there's a very distinct dichotomy of Jewish people in New York. There's the people that live by Bryant, the ones that are very much so practicing living the Jewish faith. And then there are people who are Jewish that are not practicing the faith, but they've kind of an identity in it.

And the ones that find out of identity of it have been very hard to deal with. with in the in the in the in the city because there's recently the parade happened and they were like straight up a costing mom donnie's home well here here's it's all i'm trying to say what the fuck is going on all i try to say is like the ones that like the candidates that are getting a pack money you already locked in the zionist vote you locked it in you don't have to do anything you don't need to even need to pander anymore it's already locked in so it for me if it to me it feels like when you're talking about this and this and that and anti-semitism stuff you're trying to get the other people who identify as jewish and

and that or maybe undecided or whatever. And I feel like that is just completely driving them away by just doing this crazy pandering campaign. They're like, bro. Two million percent. It's crazy. So I feel like just shooting themselves on the fucking foot. If you want to, if you want to be like, I hate to say this, you want to be like John Federman and completely fucking lie.

Like that's the way you want to get people. It's fucked up. But like that is don't panter to this shit that's not going to get you any extra votes. panner to progressivism and then be like oh yeah never mind I'm fucking zitis you know what I'm saying

him with the take the mask off later what is that from when a guy takes his mask it's Vega you know what's crazy it's kind of crazy that there's no like perjury equivalent there should be

you know what I mean like of like running on you know or not even necessarily on like trying to get things done and not being able to but like doing like a feather He should be banned immediately from Congress, from ever serving anything ever again.

Like, you completely lied to everybody. What if they, what if they did, but he just kept forgetting that he was banned because his brain is so damaged. And then he just stays there. They don't kick him out or nothing. Oh, I'm sorry, guys. It's like that story. It's like that story that Larry David used to tell about how, like, he flipped out in, like, the writer's room at SNL and he, like, quit. And then he went home and then he just came back the next.

the next time and pretended like it didn't happen. That's fucking awesome. And they just let him keep going for the rest of the season. That's balls, man. That is the most Larry David thing possible, though. It is fucking crazy.

It's a sidefault episode about that. But it is crazy. Oh, I think it was that when did George get, did that happen to George? Did that happen to? Yeah. I think I saw that. Yeah, he flipped out at his company and he quit.

And then Jerry's like, why you just go back? But that's like a real thing that happened. to him. Like people who worked at SNL talked about it. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. Yeah, that's the first season one. That's season one. I think it was season one because I started watching Seinfeld over. Oh, well, for the first time, because actually, I shouldn't say watching it over. I never sat down

and like, I would only catch pieces of here. So then it was on Netflix. And it was probably still on Netflix because that's like, it's the most popular thing on Netflix. Like one of the most popular things. So I think they'll never give it up. But, yeah, probably. Yeah, I remember watching over. And I, I, it had. It has. to have been the first season because it's really early. I know that. It's like in the first three or four.

Maybe it's in the second. Maybe it's in the second. I do know that. Go ahead. But yeah, that shows a good background show. It is so funny how mean-spirited that show is, dude. Like, I am still impressed by how, like, comparatively. Like, everything on TV at that time was like so light and so nice. I guess The Simpsons was like the closest probably. As far as like mainstream kind of.

Oh, what happened? Yeah, you're good. It's Chris has turned it to a fucking Digimon. Chris is the Digimon. God damn it. Oh, damn it. Digimon. What is the fucking Japanese theme song? Do you know, do you know it?

Did you on Japanese theme song? Yeah, because you know, like, there's like probably like an original one that's not. I don't know it. Digital monsters. Did you know the champion? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do.

I was about to go like racist mode. Yeah, I was about to. Chong chung. Chung. He's back. Are we back? Change into digital Ching Chong.

I heard. That is so pissed. That's so disgusting. Oh my God. 10 year old me bullshit. Ching Chong is such a 10 year old in like 1999. 100%. That is crazy.

I remember hearing that when I was younger and being like, well, that doesn't sound like the anime I watched at all. That is the slightest thing I watched at all. I think they're being rude. I think they're being rude. I'm going to repeat it, though. Unc on a trunk wrote in. He says, question for Chris.

I know you said in the past that you're pretty much done with the Halo franchise and with the Halo Comic Evolved or campaign evolved terrible name releasing soon. Are you even remotely excited about it? Or could you care less? I'll check it out. I don't, I'm not excited about it anymore. But I am curious about it. You know what I mean?

Like, there's no reason. not to, especially because it's going to be on game pass and I could just get it that way. But I'm curious as to what they're going to do. I just, I can't, I find it difficult to be excited. You know, that's really the difference. It's like, I used to be excited about this kind of thing. Now I'm just kind of like, all right, yeah, we'll see. I'm not like counting down the days or like scrumming up all the information I can on it.

I used to do for days of piss like this. What are you saying? For days of piss like this. You know, like me I should drive's a dream for days like this. Yeah, okay. Gotcha. But it's like piss. Let's do one more and then we'll bounce because I'm a little worried about the connection right now.

Oh, for sure. What the fuck is this? Okay. This is kind of interesting one. I think chainsaw, chud, chud, chad, chinsaw, chad wrote and he says, hey, Tnark sank. Nice. He says, have you guys ever loved an inaccurate adaptation of something you liked? Been rereading Ditko Spider-Man comics and re-watching Ramee movies and re-watching Raming

movies. And it's by Peter's personality and demeanor being way different. I still really like the more introverted milk toast version of Peter in those movies. Have you all ever experienced this? I think honestly just with Spider-Man for me. Absolutely that for me. I don't. Yeah, because I don't know if there's another example.

I guess I kind of didn't like, I didn't hate, um, I mean, I can't say that I loved the Witcher really, but I thought the first season of the Witcher was pretty cool. Um, the vitcher, yeah. I forgot to watch that show. That's cyberpunk show is technically like very different. Uh, from the, the, the, the, the, the cyrump show, yeah. The anime? You say it's very different?

I would say so. The fuck, it's an anime. I, I, I, I guess it's, but they're doing, they're, they're doing dragon ball fights in that show, basically, compared to what you do in the game. Uh, I, I, I think it's, I think it's a perception thing. Because I think cyberpunk in the game is pretty, it's pretty dragon ball. bullshit us too, but I think it's because of the like the percept, your perception field, you know, because like to you, you're like first person seeing it. But like, imagine a nigger stand out on the street seeing V move around. You're probably like what the hell's going on that he takes off off a building. Yeah, I mean, I guess so. I just, I didn't get the vibe from any of the cutscenes even in that game that like people were moving like that crazy. Like I, I get that it's intentional, I guess. I guess that they're supposed to you're supposed to kind of imagine. it.

But like it like, dude, there's, there's some straight up I feel like there's a fucking beam struggle in that's in that fucking anime. Like I can't remember for sure but like there's some shit

that's like that where you're like, okay, so this is very different. It's a different tone at least. I think the tone is a little more bubble gum anime for sure. I agree with that part.

Where it's a little more like soft. It's still dark, but it's not, um, yeah, it's just a different, it's a different style. I kind of want to play cyropunk again.

It's been a long time. I love that game so fucking much. It's crazy, man. I love Cyre Punk. It's so fun in every conceivable ways is a good time to me. Oh, Derek, I assume it's probably going to be like one of the, one of the, one of those fighting game movies, which is completely wrong. I don't know, man. As far as like something that's like, but I, I'm, I'm like a, I'm like a fan.

Like I'm like, oh, this is this is actually like really good. Nothing's really comfortable. This shit means something to me, man. Derek loved Devil May Cry, the, uh, the anime at the show. I didn't, I didn't. I can't front. I did not hate, I did not hate season two. I don't have a first season, man.

Um, I, I haven't watched the second season yet because it kind of, it just dropped out of nowhere for me. At least I didn't see any, I didn't see any thing for it at all. It was definitely a stealth drop first. I didn't even know that was out. Because I was like, oh, like, okay. It just, I literally saw no advertise me. Unlike, say, fucking X-Men 97, like the trailer fucking dropped and everyone was like, God damn, let's go.

I mean, that, man, that trailer got people excited in a way. I haven't seen people be excited for internet at a hot minute. Granted, it's not going to be as good as last season, guys. I want everybody to be prepared for that. Because the showrunner's gone. He's not in a part of it anymore. So I want everybody to be prepared that's not going to be as good. well hopefully

the stamp he wrote it before he left exactly like the stamp was left all over it and then third season might be piss you know but because the idea is that the problem the problem with X-Men in particular is that

what X-Men talks about is so like inherently so social like it's so social politics that like I was afraid that it being Disney and Disney being

hyper corpo now they're just not going to be able to tell those kinds of stories because that's the problem with like modern comics in general is that it's so many corpo like niggas that clearly like drink baby juice involved that like you can't have a series have the heart it's supposed to you know yeah if that makes any sense yeah so that's why for me i was like this is this this this this is doomed this is dead on arrival for effectively in my brain well i mean i guess but i was wrong that first season was amazing. So, yeah, I totally understand. That's why a pleasant surprise, I think even because of that, the pleasant surprise in this,

it was way better than you ever expected to be that, of course, your expectations, since you had low expectations before, we don't have low expectations anymore. So season two is probably not going to be, just by default, it's not going to be as good, unless it just raises the bar, which would be fucking nuts. I mean, it can. It really, really can. Apocalypse is there now. And my boy Cable, the goat, the goat of television ever is there.

So we'll see, I, my hope is not high, but I would love to be wrong. I'd love to be completely incorrect where it's just better in every single way. And I eat my words. Right. Oh, I will say, speaking of, I was one of the people that enjoyed Manisteele because it was so, it was so fucking different in a way that, like, it didn't feel like I would say if it was like a its own universe I think that would have it would have worked way better like that than it being like oh this is what's

going to start yeah DC extended universe but like I like that for what it was man of steel would have been fine if it was like a ramy spider man kind of approach 100% instead of like uh like instead of like oh this takes place in a in a world where Batman's also real if it was just like hey here's a Superman movie And the next one might be a Superman movie.

You know what I mean? Like having that Superman in a world that's already grim dark is kind of like, I don't know. I think that movie is very, I think the movie has power to be decent, but I think the problem is that it's a Dragon Ball movie damn near. Like I still think about it. I still think about like the two saints, or not the two say it's,

I already mix up in my head. The two, uh, kryptonians coming down. And like there, there's like a shot of them walking down like from really far. way they're walking towards the camera or whatever and it's like a little blurry or a little hazy or at least i remember it this way and i look at it it's like that's that's straight up napin vichita

like literally like like the like the like the style of it like the like the style of it like the muscle and the brains like the muscle and the lady character i was like that's fucking vegeta and napa dude oh they're like straight up fuck out of them they were beating the they were beating his ass they were beating that white nigga up bro they were whoop i love that i love that that. I got to pee real quick. Like, can y'all stop beating up my man's like that? Please, like, let my man's go. He doesn't, he's done literally anything of you guys.

I mean, he really has done nothing. It was just kind of crazy. He's like, I kind of just like it is my home. And they were like, shut up, nigga. And he's like, oh, man. It's funny, like, was, if I've, there's so many places those Kryptonians could have went. We decided to go to fucking.

his house. Yeah. They could have, they could have like, nah, we're going here, bro.

Hey, those fucking, what was with those space dick pods, though? Or are those like, are those like, or lore accurate?

I don't, I, dude, if I'm being honest, I'm not well-versed in Kryptonians. Like, I don't know much about anything of Krypton.

I know about, like, his stories while he's on Earth. I know what happens to he's on Earth. I don't know much about. Because I'm like, I'm a Marvel fan more than I am a, which you.

all it. They're very, they're very dick. They're extremely phallic. I was like, bro, hold, I want to,

let me make sure. I know I remember them being like extremely penis shaped. Like, um, quite phallic. Penis rocket. Let's see. My favorite character,

Jimmy Fallick. Dude, those are fucking, those are straight up penises. Like, it's not even like a little bit. So yeah, the way that I remember,

the way I was even remembering at head was like toned down like those those are fucking cocks like that is insane i was actually being respectful in my mind they're actually just penises it's so much worse than i remember just actual penises it it looks like they were photoshopped in are they that bad bro it's it's it's it's a straight up black dildo like i've seen women fuck themselves with these things I've seen it. I've seen it. Wow.

You don't get it. I've seen it. I've seen this. Yeah, I'm going to put it. I'm going to put the search. I won't put the search. I'll just put the actual. Let me go here.

Nice shot of Reddit. You don't get it. I've seen this before. I've played these games before. I'm well versed. I'm an expert. I'm an expert in dildos and bitches. Those are actually my two.

Cortez. Cousin Shrek. This will be the last question. Okay. All right. Has anyone, Cousin Shrek wrote it? He says,

has anyone asked about the Dixon minifigs situation? About the what? I don't, I don't know. You're digitizing. Oh, you've got to be shitting me. No, no, sorry not,

Derek, Chris, you're digitizing, brother. As soon as he says the thing, too, it's like, how does it happen? Because ain't, just ain't shit going right ever in this world, man.

Shit, nothing goes right. Is it's not. still fucked. A little bit. A little bit. Heard you a little bit. Whatever. Seeing virtual insanity.

Future. Right. Virtual insanity. See, you're back. It works. Oh, you're totally back.

Is that work, actually? You locked back in momentarily. Yeah, you look. I already can't sing properly because my voice is fucked. But like the, the bricks and minifigs situation.

Oh, shit. Right. should like should uh like they should have just paid the dude off and made this go away what's with this quartering level crash out i got to be real i don't know anything about this every time i tried to look into it i get so bored and met like with the terminology they're talking about like this guy has this guy's legos i'm like i i care why i i can't for the life of me get interested it's the it's in figs right it's the dumb it's in minifigs that i've that i've seen it's

Dumber to me than the Guy Fieti thing. Like, because of how easily it could have been solved and how big what it blew up into. I don't even, it's almost as if, like, it feels like the people that kept this dude's Legos or whatever, like their life depended on it.

Like, if they didn't have it, they were going to die. Because it didn't make sense to, like, all right, this guy, sell some Lego, whatever. It makes a deal where it's like he's going to keep 60% of the profits or some shit like that. and then the thing got taken over

and then like the deal was like oh I don't know what you're talking about we don't have your Lego anymore and then it went into this is in Utah and it went to this weird back and forth thing the cops had their backs because they're all Mormon and shit and it got fucking crazy police body cam footage got leaked

and like one of the guys was claiming all the shit like they were threatening to kill me because they were trying to like serve one of the guy that owned it or something because they were trying to sue this dude or whatever and the cops wouldn't serve the guy and it just, it was so escalated to ridiculous heights that makes zero sense. Like I was just like, like, imagine the cops protecting Guy Fierty.

Like they're like, oh, you know, like, and arresting people for even suggesting that he's not swallowing. Like, it felt that stupid. It felt like, I can't believe they got the cops all in all this shit and people getting arrested and they're not doing their jobs and they're protecting this guy and some guy like. Derek, did you see the thing where it was, um, where it was, um, It's probably better than I tell Chris, but there was this video of a guy who, like during, right now they're playing the finals. And what happened is that one dude stole the body cam of a cop. So apparently they jumped a cop, then stole his body cam. Oh, in New York?

And had it in New York. Yeah. They stole it off of him. They beat him. They beat on him, then took it. Listen, what? And it's like, what is how? Let me,

what is wrong with my home? Let me be, let me be a little. So I didn't want to, um, it's not like that I want to protect these hoodlums and these hooligans, but like, I know because of some of these isolated incidences,

the fucking right wing is, the media is going to go crazy because I also saw a spurs fan get his ass whooped. And then they made him remove his jersey. And I was just like, you fucking stupid. Like, first of all, I was annoyed.

I'm like, bro, come on, relax. But also. so. They saw the vibes online. Aim at a different direction. Why are you doing this, sir? I do one time, okay.

The finals, 2008, the finals in 2008, what do you call it, the NBA, NBA finals. I think it was the Lakers in the Celtics. If I remember correctly, it was in 2008. And then I think they faced again in 2009, 2010 or something. But I'm living in South Central, L.A. at that time. And I'm on the court. And these two niggas come up in Celtics jerseys. And I'm like, oh, I guess they want to die.

Like either that or they were so heavily strapped that they were like, I want to kill somebody. Because it's just like I left. I left immediately because I was just like, oh, bro, this is going to get bad. I didn't even stick around to see what happened because, dude, imagine Kobe Bryant told this story where he was at Disneyland and a dude in a Spurs jersey

because like recently like you know the conference finals type shit and he he was so no no sorry no it was excuse me it was a Celtics jersey sorry and Garnett was on it was a Garnett Celtics jersey and Kobe was like I was so mad I want to fucking kill this guy

but then he came up and said like hey you guys are doing the Olympics like win the gold for us and then Kobe was like oh shit I gotta relax. Like this is bigger, this is bigger than the rivalry. But he was so immediately already like tuned to like, I want to kill this guy for wearing a Celtics jersey.

A man possessed, bro. Like literally just breathe. I'm like, it's really not that serious. Yeah. And that's just Kobe. And I'm like now think about what these L.A. niggas wanted would like,

like I couldn't believe him. They would have ate that guy alive. They would have devoured him. It's stupid. It's like so it's like I don't condone violence obviously. But I ain't going to be stupid enough to do something. like that. I'm going to go walk up in New York, I'm going to go walk up in fucking like New York City right now.

In the finals in a Spurs dirt, like that's fucking crazy. There's something to be said, look, in all right fairness, all truth, there's something to be said about protecting yourself. It is not fair to people get attacked. People should not have to worry about being attacked for wearing a certain kind of clothes or in general. People should not be worried about that. But there's a certain degree of self-preservation. That's all. your sub-reservation.

You've got to understand. You've got to understand that you are existing on this planet where people are fucking out of their minds. There's rabid wolverines right now wearing Nick's jerseys right now. Like you got to fucking, there are people that have probably every disease known to man and then they just threw on a Nick's jersey to fit in, you know? Like, you got to be careful. Just the past is human for the day.

He's literally grumbling and like snarling. he exits he exits his bathtub on all fours that's not a human but right now in this moment we gotta treat him like he's a person yeah yeah we got to nixen five links i love my nix well on that note let's get the fuck out of here let's read the uh our twenty five dollar and up patrons remember you can get your name right at the end of the show as well over at patreon.com slash the snark tank you ready yeah all right count me down three two one i'm a better drunk driver than my dad eric light skin man aka some mixed guy gay deftones be like be guyish and ride hard a gay uh penis butter nergles chosen chud young grain of sand green

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I saw a lot of people who were just, like, into it who weren't even Gears fans or whatever. But I do think you have to have, I do think you have to know gears. well enough to understand why that demo is so impressive. Yeah. Like it is, it is a, they're all, they're doing a lot. I'm really definitely having an episode

watching it. I was like, holy shit, this is so fucking cool. I can't want to play, I really want to play, um, because I saw, I saw a scene, so much Gears content is in my feed, right? And all of our feeds I imagine. And, um, I saw some cut scenes from Gears 2 and I'm like, fuck, man, I forgot how good this game is like, I, I, I, I want to play it again. Gears 2 is so good. I gave him his bad. It really is.

You see Ty is back also. Yeah. Exactly. I saw a Thai cutscene. Yeah. It's kind of nuts. It's funny too because I was like, they introduced it's Dom and Marcus and these two characters and I'm like, gee, I wonder who survives.

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Sitting next to a fucking cube That would be By the way Did you see that shot by the way When they were doing The gears direct of them talking about how much detail they have in the facial animations and they just made Marcus smile and it was like the most upsetting fucking thing. Did you see that?

Yeah. Dude, I want a screenshot that and have it as like everybody's everyone's profile picture when they call me. That is so insane. That is so genuinely so nuts. He's happy for once. Yeah. He's never happy again. D.

That's the hat. Damn. They shot my brother in the head 14 times. What the fuck? Like, I don't know. I don't know, Marcus. I don't know what to say. I don't know.

I don't know what to do, man. I'm sorry, but I don't, I, I wouldn't have shot of that many times. I wouldn't have shot them. The Dombo Nation, exemplar of white monster enthusiasts, the snark tank's resident v. YouTuber, conservative guy who thinks roots is too woke, round-eyed Asian, rocking to Sir, sweetie. Round-eyed Asian, Rooking to Sir Sweeney, Raff in Tiny Boxu.

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Big one. Big one. Kill you. You know that's been blowing up? What are what you call it? One of our fans. Yeah, he made it. Black and white animated guy.

Let me shout out this dude out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout him out. He's doing a great job over there. Some of the clips, I feel like he cuts off too early. Really? Yes. But they're good.

We appreciate you. Joe, check this out. What's his name? Homeless fan underscore. Homeless fan. Yeah. Right. Homeless fan.

Or shout it to homeless fan. Yeah. Or Homeless Fan 202. You'll find either way. And yeah, a couple of clips, specifically the one where Chris is doing the Grim Reaper. That shit like got a lot of fucking, where is it? What a weird one.

I would have never thought in a million years. That would be anything. Right. I saw it from a content creator I watched and he had on there and I was like what the fuck? Why is that there? Wait, really? We're going to kill you, Billy.

We're going to kill you. Who's, do you know the content creator? Their name is, Mitchell Mars. But someone I follow was listening. I was like, why the fuck is he looking at this? Oh, is it like they reacted to it as well?

Yeah. They were just watching it. I was like, what the fuck? Why are you watching this? Anyway, that's great. Yeah, shout out to a homeless fan. He's doing some good shit. a lot really quick.

Yeah. Here we go. It's got almost, it's got 19.4K likes. That's so stupid. Yeah. That, the Miiguan kill you,

Billy? Yep. That's so stupid. The cool thing is he like time stamps it too. Episode 396, two hours and 15 minutes. So I'm like, damn,

that's more effort than we put in. I put the, but I do effort. I try to edit well, but like usually at the end, I'm like, here's the episode number. You can fucking find it.

Right. Yeah, sure. Like, I'm not... The episode number is enough, because the idea is like, I want you to listen the whole fucking episode anyway. Right.

Who you believe? Can I promote a video like this, or is that not cool? I mean, do whatever the fuck you want, I guess. Yeah. Ari Pau and a ball of war. Queen of Fap Hazard, jacksoning my Michael

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He points back. You see? Like a fucking six year old who doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. Why you said? Why are you sad? What are you mad about the dows up? God, I can't speak. This way up, V, behind on episodes because work isn't so bad right now. Gay, gay, gabrahams. Hey, look at me.

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That's like that's not as transformative As I'd like it to be But I don't think it needs to be I think it's like one of those things Where it's like You've exercised restraint and ended up with something quite good. Fantastic beast in where to sell them.

Even I think where to find them would be fine. It's funny. I feel like it's like a dragon ball thing. Like when they do their attacks and they take a little break in between. They're like, all right, cool. We're sizing you up. Let's see what you can do.

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I don't know how I feel about that because like a lot of AI generated crap in that trailer uh and also I don't know the main character still built like hot but like her face is mega weird like it looks kind of like a child's face

I understand that it's like a woke criticism or whatever but it looks it just kind of looks weird to me yeah the action looks cool I like that the combat looks a lot better than the first one to me. But I'm also more of a, like, you know, I would always choose a monk or some shit, you know. I'd always choose a nigga that's just punching and shit. And like, I like, I like, do, do, do, do, do. And I'm like, all right.

It looks cool. I'm still probably not going to play it, but I, it looks cool. Yeah, I got, I got kind of, I didn't get that far into the first stellar blade. Like, I liked it, but it was just like, yeah. Okay. My blade is stellar. Rape, Pete Parsons. At Groch, is this true?

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Where's that Halo TV show video at? I talked about this on a stream Like months ago I'm not gonna answer that Young mugged Uncle Ben That's crazy No I mean like I was working So I had people lined up to do it

Who were like tied I'll just I guess I'll say it here Because I said it on that stream But like I had interviews lined up with people who were like actually a part of the show. And that's what transformed what that was going to be because it was originally just going to be me shitting on the show. And then I guess I was working on it for so long that it got around to some people who I guess had some something to do. And I like, I vetted them and everything and like they were who they said they were. And I was like, oh, that's a cool opportunity to do something very, very different than just like shitting on the show.

And so I kind of retooled the video and then I made all these plans and then like a really key person kind of backed out. I think I and I and I'm not even joking. I think it's largely to do with Trump's economy. I'm not even joking. I think I earnestly think if, uh, the economy wasn't so fucked. Uh, and job like I think he, he kind of had,

it seems like there was a moment of just like, oh, well, everything's kind of dire right now. I don't know if I want to risk being a part of something that might be, you know what I mean? Yeah. Um, so like, so that was a back guy that I was like, oh, okay.

I have other people that I, could interview, but like that was kind of the key guy. And so like, I'm just kind of, I don't know, I'm trying to figure out how to like make it just the old one again, but I'm less interested in doing that now because I had this other thing that was going to be way cooler. So it's just kind of, I don't know. I think, I have most of it done, but it's just kind of, it just, it feels like annoying now because now it's like mega compromise compared to what I wanted to do.

So like, I don't know. I'm seeing how I feel about it. All right. But that's what happened. My mom loves guys common anal sex. that's why I am like I am because I am like her young mugged Uncle Ben the birdman has been molesting Asman gaunt on his channel weekly I don't know what I genuinely shout out birdman that means very good

Conventry man what oh is that a person yeah so he started off just kind of making fun of and critiquing the fuck out of um cinemasans the cinema oh interesting yeah kind of like you know it got kind of like I know exactly why he started doing it because I remember and I kind of fell off of it because I was like, this shit just getting really recycled and lazy. Like, oh, here's the DC emblem. DC Comics, ding. And I'm like, all right.

Yeah, I get it. You do that every time. They get it. And then it just kept anyway. So then he started, he has a new series. I wouldn't say it's new. But it's his latest series that he's tapping into. It's called Exposing the Grift. And so he goes after, he's been going after Asmond Gold specifically.

Asmond Gold is like shying away from like reacting to his videos. Like he'll just kind of skim through them and try to like pull holes in the skim through it. It's so lazy and you know he's afraid to actually take him on because Birdman's a very good content creator. I highly recommend he might not be it for everyone because he's a little bit arrogant, but also if you're like tall black, handsome, you know, fairly intelligent.

I see why some people wouldn't lean into that. You know, they like, you know, people are like self-aware. So, but yeah, I like, I like. them. Makes sense. Makes sense. Oh, I did here. I have seen this guys. I haven't seen them, but I've seen them around. Nothing more aggravating than an uppity nigger, man.

Literally drives people. That is crazy. No, no, dead. No, dead ass. Nothing makes people angry than an uppity black person. It is literally like infuriated. You gotta use uppity though. I mean, the right phrase.

I guess. This is the right phrase. I don't think the person's up to you. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Okay. Paul Rubin committed Goon aside and leaving the theater

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That is actually, that's not a bad theory. to be honest, like the idea of like you're making your characters less appealing to avoid Rule 34 because they'll be less likely to make porn of characters that they find unattractive. I could actually maybe see that a little bit. I mean, there. I don't think it's true. Yeah. But I could see that.

I could see that. It's like no one's doing it on purpose, but it is happening. You know what I mean? Yeah. If you just look at it. No one's doing it on no one's doing it on purpose. I think they're probably dissuading against absurd like. you know, lactating nipples

12 times the size of a person character's head. You know, if you pitch that to a studio, they might be like, yeah, maybe not, we're not going to do that. Yeah. Why would not do that? Like, why?

I think it's crazy. I think more games should have. Give me a solid why. I think more games should just do it. Honestly. Zero, a 007 is peak. I don't you do and Max.

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hairline. Not even. My hairline has gone down in my life. His hairline's encroaching, if anything. It's fucking, literally everyone makes fun of the fact that my hairlines gone further down my head. I don't have a forehead anymore.

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No, brother. Jordan. No, brother. That was Jordan? That was like low at... Damn, dude. I'm actually... I'm actually sad that I saw you.

recently. Holy. Jordan, you've been, you've been a monolith for a while and now you've just. That's an M&M. That's like an M&M. That's like a modern M&M line.

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You got a, you must come back with something better than this. I disavow. I disagree. I never want to see this nigga again. Unless he comes with heat next time. I didn't want to test the show. That was un-poggers.

That was definitely un-poggers for sure. I want, I'm going to need some fucking slurs next time, bro. You're going to have to come with it. I'm talking about hard, R, soft, A's fucking slurs that sound like, you know, metal. Like, all of that shit, man. You know, you got to come with that. Wait, wait, you said slurs that sound like what, Derek? We know just like metal hitting things, like falling down, silverware falling down the

steps or something. You got to come with some shit, dude. I'm going to need to hear something crazy. Happy Pride Month, Derek. Thank you so much. I wish I was a day, dude. I really do. I think my life would be so much easier. I think it'll be so much happier. I think it would be different. I think it would be different.

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What is that? What is that a reference to? Well, it's a, Jim, Jim Kirk, James Kirk, uh,

the captain of the Enterprise. Oh, right. Charles Tiberius Kirk is a fucking flesh. Charles Tiberius Kirk is fucking awesome. That's crazy. he survived and rounding out our list as always

the king of haphazard that that'll be it guys we'll see you next time I gotta go drink tea or something yeah good on the ear I'm gonna continue avoiding my ear problem

until it's probably irreversible damage jackpot yeah that's a wild scenario let's go let's go hopefully Derek's ears remain intact for next episode well until then we'll see Take care.

If we don't, then hey, man, remember this. Happy pride. Happy pride. Our nigger, we carry the nigger.