The Snark Tank - #415: Ernest Starts The Holocaust

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

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so I actually went to the doctor and I kid you not she stuck the I don't know what it's called the thing you know so you can see in my ear two seconds she's like oh you have an infection

like I was like I was like you didn't even like I guess it's that bad to where she didn't need to like really poke around and prod and like hmm it's not sore or anything you didn't like usually your infections are sore you know so here's the thing that's interesting, the soreness and the thing that usually, because I have chronic infractions, I probably get them like maybe like four times a year or something. And the biggest

telltale is, yeah, there's like irritation, but then my equilibrium is fucked. But my equilibrium has been completely fine. So I just thought like, oh, whatever. Then when I did that nose technique, all of a sudden, you know, I'm feeling bad. So I didn't attribute it to an infection. I thought like I fucked something up and it just hurts because that rumblings have. happening the thing, which I have antibiotics and all this other stuff. And it's dissipating. It's not completely gone, the fluttering, but it is dissipating. And the thing that kind of freaked me out a little bit, I'm like, what if I'm just

getting used to it? You know, like, instead of it being like, oh,itis or something? That's only ear infections that doesn't really bother me anymore. I'm kind of just used to it. Yeah, it's concerning. I mean, I'm a, I'm a little bit, uh, I'm going through it right now. I'm still kind of warm. My body's trying to fight it off.

I'm kind of, you know, I'm not, I'm good. I'm here. I'm good. I'm ready to fucking podcast, but I got to take it easy.

That's all. I get it. Yeah. I'm definitely feeling, I mean, I'm sorry, dude. I,

I'm very weird about people being sick around me. Like, I just feel like I don't get sick very often. So I get animal about people being sick around me. I, what did you say? I get very anal about people getting sick around me. What does that mean?

Like, he gets up really horny for, for anal. Yeah. Yeah. I get very weird about people being you get me. You get annoyed. I guess like why are you sick? Like Lily cough sometimes. And I'm like, why are you just coughing? You didn't like inhale anything weird. You didn't like run. You're just coughing or cough. That's stop doing that. I want niggas to cover their mouths when they cough. That's the one thing that I just ask. Because I know people when they're not sick. Yes. Especially when people don't think they're sick. They'll like or say for example,

motherfucker will sneeze and I'm like, bro, you can cover your mouth. I'm like, oh, I'm not sick. It's just allergies. And I'm like, all right, hold on. So there's germs in us all the time, but our body's doing work, fucking them up. So if my immune system's weak, if my immune system's weak and you sneeze, even though you're not sick, I can still inhale the germs you have and then it ravages my system. Like, you need, I just want people to think about other people because they just like, oh, no, I'm not sick. It doesn't fucking matter, you piece of shit. I hate you so much. That's crazy. Because like, dash oil in their face. Just go up to

you just spill a bunch of fucking hot. I don't have the best. That's crazy. I don't have the best immune system for your leg, unfortunately. And, yeah, I, I sit, when I'm on the trains and, uh, lucky, dude, I just found these new mask that, uh, the, the, the place that I went to. They had like these really dope-ass masks. I took a picture of them because I went to buy them because they're like so.

I was like, well, why weren't these, these weren't even available during the pandemic. I'd never seen them before. But they're so like, they're not like, uh, you know, that was fancy M90, whatever the fuck. And whatever the ones. But I was like, oh, I think these will actually help me fight off the freaks in the train station because there's so many of them.

There's so many. Unless I just don't, it's like they, I think maybe I've been playing too much Resident Evil. And like, are you just seeing, you're just seeing enemies everywhere? I'm just seeing like people who seem like they're infected to me.

That's crazy. And it makes me feel like I want to hold my breath when I walk by them because I'm like, I don't know. how powerful this virus is. Dude, an infection, an ear infection is so like, that's such a, like a seven-year-old, you know what I mean? Like, like getting an infection as an adult feels ridiculous.

You feel dumb. It's so fucking annoying. It's so annoying. I noticed a pattern that the more that I use that, I don't understand this, but I lays the sauna. I notice if I go to the sauna a bunch my ear starts getting irritated like something's going on with my left ear

because it's always my left my right ear is always fine and never gets infected have you considered hitting it real hard with something yeah kind of like a like you know how like sometimes like old TVs you hit them on the side

you got to rough them up you got rough them up a little bit I do you do you guys think that that like So I'm not saying it justifies hitting your kids But what I'm saying do you think that there's a psychological aspect to the fact that so much technology at the time Is literally fixed by hitting it Can I can I give you my real take? My real dead ass take I think what happens is that people understand that hitting things makes them do what you want

I think I think it goes like it's it's like very deep ingrained into people Like if you hit someone, they listen or they do what you want. Or they become more disturbing to you. I understand, but it was also reinforced by like things that we would buy. Like, dude, I swear to God, I'm not even kidding. Up until the PS2. I used to beat my PS2 up and it would work. It would respond.

Like sometimes I would put a game in and it wouldn't, it would be stuck at like the PS2 logo or whatever, you know? And then it just would never start the game and I would like smack it. I'd restart it and then it would work. That is interesting. I'm just like, there's something. I never smacked. I only smacked, the latest was like Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis. I never smacked anything with the laser.

Because to me, it was more like, oh, it's the disc, the laser. I got, I got to like get a fine, clean the laser. I got it's not reading it correctly. I was too, I was too stupid to even, I was too stupid to even understand what that even meant. Yeah. Like a laser? What do you? I don't, I don't know anything about no laser.

Yeah. That's with the disc in and it works. I don't yeah dude but I remember I beat the fuck out of my Super Nintendo fucking firstly you know the blowing the cartridge yeah sometimes even getting like a Q-tip to try to get some of the dust off

and then I'm talking slamming it in the fucking console like slamming it I love the idea that you you carefully like Q-tip really gently and then slam it into the console

that's crazy that was not a sturdy machine either then you just bring it down thunderously. I didn't really hit my consoles. I've definitely thrown controllers. I've broken controllers in my hands before it. I was crazy because I cut myself while I broke it.

I was like, oh, man. Really? Yeah, I've definitely like a broken controller, like a PS3 controller and then cut the fuck out of my hand. Was it like a like a rage quit kind of thing or what? Yeah. Yeah, it was pure rage. Did you like twist it in half?

Yeah, and it's like literally broke and it cut me and I was like, I got to chill. I've never, I've never broken a controller just because I understood. You don't play competitive games like that. That's why. You're not a jackass. You don't play games to... That's true. That is true. But also, I think I would have been destroyed if I would have... Because, you know, they were too expensive. My mom would have... You know, it would have been like a hand-of-god situation if I would have just destroyed like $40 just because I lost a match.

I would just suffer without. I was the kind of kid that I got breaks on. I'd be like, well, I don't have this for... I don't have this for a little while. If I ever broke a controller... And I'm just standing there looking at a console and no controller. If I ever broke a controller, I don't even think my parents would be bad. They just simply wouldn't buy me another one. So, like, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would bust my controller up. And then I would just have to play with a fucked controller for, like, months. So that's how you learn, bro. That's how you learn. Like, I just, so I just didn't, uh, that's how you teach them.

That is how you learn, man. I definitely, like, but when controllers start to go, though, like, when I start to get stick drift or something, like, serious issue, then I'm like, I'm going to use this when I'm angry. For sure. That is how you learn. I might as well just smash the fuck out of this thing. Because I remember I had a PS5, no, it was PS4 controller, a dual shock that just like wouldn't, I don't even know what the fuck was wrong with it, but it just would not work. And it was a bummer because it was like, it used to be my favorite controller and now it just didn't work. And at a certain point, like I was trying to platinum, I think, crash team racing when that came to PS4.

And it was so difficult that I was like, I really want to slam my controller into the ground, but I'm not going to do that because this one works. so I took I literally had a second controller to abuse whenever I would get like twisted because that shit was like aggravating yeah some of those some of those games are really just like

Jesus Christ I am oh yeah I was also a wager though there was like money on the line if I lost I would have to pay somebody fucking $500 oh fuck that I was getting pissed off fuck all that shit I think the closest I got a little annoyed

for the first 10 15 minutes minutes. I was, I, um, I played the original Resident Evil two last night. And, um, I haven't played anything with tank controls in a minute. And, um, it got, I was like, I was really mad for the first like 10, 15 minutes. Good brother. Because it's just like, I'm like, my brain, I was, it just needs time to adjust. And I like, I, I immediately, the first thing, Leah, I immediately run into the zombie. Because I was just like, I was just like, you think you, you think you're at a good angle and you're fucking not and then you're trying to shoot these motherfuckers

and like it's just I'm like I swear I'm in your line of sight it should you should just shoot and then it just it's and then after a while you kind of forget about it and you're just going through the motions but I was like at first I was like this is so fucking stupid I can't believe this was

yeah this is a good idea people like this game once that's what you're thinking all the people used to like this game that game sold millions I mean, when you think about, when you think about 1998, I completely understand it. I don't know. I remember playing it.

I remember how, um, I don't remember the, honestly, I don't remember that, the voice acting being so atrocious. I don't remember, like, when I remember playing it as a kid, I remember just having a lot of fun with it and not thinking about how hilarious it is. Yeah. Because I think, uh, last time I probably laughed out loud like five or six times with just some of the things I would be saying like, uh, Chris screaming Ada. It's like he kind of like A Duh! And I'm like, oh, okay. It's ridiculous.

It's such a ridiculous game, that voice acting. Totally. Famous. That shit was classic. I really, really liked that game a lot. It was fun. You know what I like that?

I was able to just beat it in the night. You know, just like, oh, I just want to play this real fun, real quick, and shorter games is what I'm asking for. Like, I don't mind if development. developers start just throwing out some shorter games, right?

It's 20 hours, something like that. Or a day or two. I think that there's a lot of value in that because it feels good just being able to... I want a minimal 75-hour experience. Minimal. I don't want anything less than that. Everything. It doesn't even matter what type of game it is.

It's a point of buying a game. If I'm buying a game, that's only what, like maybe 13 hours long? Fuck that, man. I want games that are long. I want to get my money out of the games I buy. My thing is how do you... Long games. How do you juggle, you know, so many games come out.

And if there's so many games that... I really dead-ass... I really dead-ass don't play many games, but being honest. I put it the same games over and over again. That's like the biggest truth for me when it comes to playing video games. I don't really...

I play the same, like, five games. I played the fuck out of Marvel rivals, you know? I play Marvel rivals and insert Resident Evil game that I'm playing the freaking post-game mode over and over again. How many hours did you have again? forgot in Marvel. In 1,000,

1000,000. In Destiny, I had more than I. I had more than I in Destiny. I have, like, I just, I don't know, man. I don't really, I don't really venture to playing like many other games anymore. I get it. I get it. I should. I like a bunch

of them. I love a bunch of games. I just don't venture to play many of them anymore. Because I'm just like, I'd rather just play the game. I know I'm going to have a great time playing. I have so many games that need to play. Like you, the second, uh, what is it? the Star Wars Jedi Survivor

or whatever. Games mad good, man. I still haven't played it. Mad good. I bought it when it was like on sales like eight bucks or some shit and I'm like, oh, I can't wait to play this. You got an $8 steel, bro.

That's just fire. I still look at my dumb asses when played oh, Resonable 2 is five bucks on Steam. I'm going to go play that shit real fast. The same shit. Playing the same fucking games over and over again. It's fucking stupid. Well, dude, when that crazy taxi game comes out,

I'm going to spend whatever fucking fucking it's probably going to be a fucking ridiculous. It's probably 60, 60 bucks. Yeah. For that game, I'm going to play. I'm going to buy it. Sure. The game I played already,

like a thousand times. Right. Me and my cousin would play the same game over and over again and make fun of games are being bad. The modern games being bad. Like, nigga, we ain't even touched those games.

You don't know if those games are bad or not. We've never fucking touched them. That's like one of my friends does that all the time. One of my older firms in New York that I talked to. He's like, oh, this manner games are ass. And it's like, brother. Brother, you're still playing Pacman.

You don't know You don't really know That's crazy You still play back You played God of War 3 and thought Yeah that's it for gaming I'm done that's it Narratively a game can't get better at this

And it's like brother Good game but there's so much I was like ah It's like forget it's like ball and gun gamers You know everybody makes fun of them Essentially the chimps of the gaming We're the ones that they play If a game I got a ball or a gun they refuse to play

It's like brother what are you doing that is so many other game true though yeah there are yeah unfortunately it's mostly niggas unfortunately sadly it's mostly niggas that are like that I want to I want to break them uh man yeah yeah other games please I want them to experience other games

so then they can understand that the games that they normally play could be so much better especially like they're just they're so happy with tripe yeah they're so happy with like oh hey here's NBA 2K again it's like oh my I hate you guys because I love basketball so much and as somebody who enjoys video games is one of the worst gaming experiences you could ever have if you if you really think about what sports sports studios get away with it's it's it's so insane like it's highway robbery like legit i i have my i i i have

a critical eye okay they're like that new halo game that's coming out like i'm curious about it i have i have critiques of it i will complain about it that same audience for sports games doesn't give a fuck I'm talking about like the metal's too shiny on that ghost it's a little distracting that's crazy that kind of that kind of critique is ridiculous because of the fact it's like I understand I understand like it's valid it is valid to have critiques of things particularly things you love giving a critique of something you love is I think very important but I think I'm saying there's no critical I mean it's like crazy well

It's too shane. Have you seen the footage at all, Kingston? Yeah. I'm very excited for that game. I mean, I'm looking forward to it. But I'm not you. That's like, I love Halo. And I can even, I can even respect, I can even respect Halo 2 to a degree.

You got a little bit of that 2K rain. Halo 4 to agree. Nah, I could take the fuck out of things I love, man. Too much, actually. I don't think there's too much. I think you can just, you can still enjoy it, but also don't, don't let motherfuckers get away with shit. Because then I agree with them. Right, right.

There's like a fine. There's a fine balance of just like, you can't just be a negative freak for no reason and for everything all the time. Like even with that criticism, I'm still going to play the game. Right. It's going to bother me that the ghost is fucking blinding me. Why the ghost glistening? This game is dog shit. 98 hours in.

Yeah. Eighth story mode in. This is so ass. Yeah, yeah. It's, dude, I don't know, man. It's so fucking shiny, bro. but but a sports like if you're a sports fan you're just like

oh cool Peyton Manning's in it it's just like you don't give a fuck you don't give a fuck about any of it that is that is manga fans that's anime fans to me I think you could you could literally Nintendo fans and anime fans you could shit in a platter and give it to them

and it'll be like thank you Nintendo is so here's the difference though you can move your bowels in a platter and feed it to them they'll say thank you twice. The only difference is at least there's good stuff within those communities. Nintendo puts out some good stuff. There's obviously some good manga, some good anime out there.

The fucking sports world, it is the only positive thing I can say, particularly when I'm talking about basketball, is the mechanics are pretty sound. It is the only thing that they put effort into. The simulated basketball is pretty thorough to the point where like an old person would never be able to figure out how to actually do like oh crossover and all this stuff like it's pretty thorough every literally everything else is dog shit to the point where you know the the stop killing games initiative or whatever it upsets me that they don't even it's like gamers don't even consider the sports world video games because they don't mention it it i wish that if you want to

really appeal to like oh the MPs over there show them what they do in sports, man. It is way worse than, oh, your, what is it the, like, Destiny or something, a server, whatever the fuck, like, they're killing these games. I'm like, bro, they kill these games every two years

in sports games. For kicks, for fun. You can't even play the campaigns. They're connected to online, the server. So, like, I'm not doing any PVP. I would like to play this story over again because it's actually kind of fun, and you literally can't. The game is,

literally dead, not just the competitive aspect of it or something. It's so egregious. And I'm like, I just, I, it's, I don't know why I'm complaining because it's over. Like the, the, the 2K community will never, they don't give a fuck. They spend $100 building characters. And that's, that's it. I started watching a video about that stuff. They're sick, dude.

And seeing what people spend on average. And I was like, oh, it's, it is literally the same as the gasha games on mobile. I was just like, damn, it's over. I'm I'm there's nothing it's never going to get better same player basis unfortunately yeah unfortunately at least like some of the gotcha games seem interesting where I was like dude these are just

shitty fucking the worst graphics you they buy a hoodie and then they just have like a fucking 99 overall player and it's nothing it's nothing they're paying money for nothing you're not even getting anything interesting it's I hate it I hate being a basketball fan It sucks. Yeah.

Yeah, it's terrible. It is quite tragic. Being a sports fan in general is dog shit. Yeah. It's the dog should experience. I think, yeah, I will say some of the other ones. Madden seems a little bit worse, which is kind of crazy. Insane.

Insane that it could get worse. But there's always lows. There's always a further down the hill, you know. Why is Rockstar trending? Why is Rockstar trending? What is this? Oh, they're not. Are they?

Oh, probably rumors. of like they're, they have to show something eventually. A delay. When there's another delay. That would be so, that would be so funny. That would be so fucked out.

There's no way. It's an indefinite delay. That'd be hilarious. That would be so fucking funny. Somebody comes on stage. You're like, oh, we'll let you know.

And there's actually never. And they runs out. Never. That's so funny, dude. We're not making it anymore. We're not making it. We're going to make a couple

other expansions for a GTL line. Don't be a bitch about it. Bye. And he fucking skips out the room. Don't be a bitch about it by. With bags of money in his head. Speaking of a troves of money. Speaking of sports,

I know we're not a sports podcast, but the Knicks had their, that crazy combat. I don't even give a shit about basketball. And I saw that. That is insane. That was so crazy to me. I couldn't believe that.

It made no sense to me. I was like, what do you mean? is possible. It is so funny. It is because it's so rare. Like it, it, when the last time it happened that was this significant, it hurt me so badly because it was, you know, my Lakers and their ultimate rivals, the Celtics coming back after 24, 24, 24, that 24 point lead and the Celtics came back. And that shattered me because that's literally every it's it's so, that's everything to me this right here i'm so glad i don't have any stakes in it so i wasn't like having a heart attack

i saw people like cow colinsky went to bed i i saw that yeah he was like this bitch he said fuck this i've turned i've turned this game off and then he woke up and he was like i missed it and i was like see i may have done the same thing if it was the lakers i may have been fuck this i'm going to bed or at least i'm going to do some my lakers my lakers no my lakers my lakers man i hate i hate how it's how it's tied to me i hate how uh coby bryan explode and then like it it shattered me you know like I don't want that to shatter me but I cried I cried I cried I cried fucking awful I was awful we podcasted I want to listen that episode I want to say January 26 I think was when he died so the podcast would just

to be like probably like you know early February I think we I think the thumbnail was literally Kobe Bryant exploded becoming a skeleton Um. Kobe was my Kobe was my first, uh, what you call? He was my first like,

Affin I looked up to. He's the first after I looked up to like that. I thought he was your first like crush. First crush. Uh, first love. My first love. My first was a guy.

Not like a famous guy. No, he's a guy. Some guy. Just some guy like at a bodega. You're like, Hey, just some nigga named Beryl.

That's it. Like, Beryl? Yeah. Beryl? Yeah. That's it. A barrel?

Beryl? Oh, from Megaman Legends? You see like the old The old grandpa Yeah This is him He's not special

He's a nice guy Shout out Barrow man He's fucking He's hot He's uh he's a shout out barrel And the Knicks And the Knicks And the Knicks

And the Knicks Dude that's so I am so excited for the Knicks man You already saw a taste of the chaos Uh What's some of the people in the street Dude Timothy Shalame And A sap Rocky

We're just in the street Hanging out with people That is like what is happening right now A budget That is that is yeah That's not that dissimilar to like because New York is I feel like in New York You kind of will just run into a bunch of them right? You can run into people in New York but I feel like people that they don't normally hang out they're not normally in that great spirit so like they were definitely like yeah

Let's hang that's like Asap was just in the street with Rihanna like they were just out in the street She was just having a great time I've said all those people people that literally don't hang out in New York are so excited to be there and I was just like, I can't even imagine when it feels like to be a native New Yorker. Like, that shit looks crazy. It's annoying personally because I'm just like, of course this happens when I'm not home. We're not there. Of course it happens when I'm in this fucking Spencer Pratt's.

Like Spencer Pratt is the big conversation here. You know what I mean? He's not even like relevant. Yeah. Right, right. Yeah. It ain't the same. It ain't the same as back home for sure.

It's a different vibe. I can imagine the vibe is crazy. Like I'm seeing people that or like I want New York to win so badly. They deserve this. The city doesn't. deserves that they're seeing all the brother who all the brother they love minus you know a couple of isolated incidences and niggas going fucking i love how everyone is that way you see that guy they got beat up for wear the spurs jersey yes i did take that off take that jersey oh that was crazy

i was like that is that's a bit much it's a bit much it don't do it look here's here's the two things right you should never be beat up for wearing a spurs jersey yes but in new york city however you are stupid to wear a spurs jersey right now during the final. It's bad enough to do it like outside of the finals while they're actually facing each other. But like it's kind of. Yeah, it's not to victim blame or other, but it's just like, you know, you just no. It's more of self-preservation.

No, you can victim blame. I'm sorry. You can't be doing shit like that. I mean, if you want to call. I just, you got to. I'm just saying, I'm just saying it's, it's, it's not, you don't deserve this, but you should know that this is possible. Right.

Your first, your first. Your first goal in life. You should be comfortable. You should live in a world where it's comfortable to leave your drink unattended, but you really shouldn't. Exactly. In life, you need to understand that your first goal should be preserving your life. Yes, it should be your first goal. It should not be a secondary thought.

Making sure you are alive needs to be your main goal. Yeah, that needs to be your priority. And to be honest with you. And when people don't do that, you're stupid. I'm sorry. I can't feel for you. I can't. And look, to be honest, like,

I don't even care about this. I don't care about this stuff. But if I was walking down the street and I saw somebody in his Spurs jersey, I probably would have shot him and killed him. But that's beside the point. Fair. Congratulations to the Knicks. You're different from me,

but I respect the fact that you guys. You guys see Larry David almost die? Did you see that clip? So Josh Hart stole the ball. And then he fucking went for a layup and he missed it. And then Larry David almost collapses. like it was I just I just dropped something

God damn it but like he fucking I think he was two seconds away from death because it was what it was so funny and he's he's old man like that's that's too much

for his heart to take if they can't even about yeah I saw it cut to him after the after that crazy that crazy game winning shot and he was like like it looked like he was about to die.

I think it was crazy, dude. That was a crazy tip in, man. I was like, what the fuck? It was perfect. I just witnessed. It was nuts. You know what's so crazy about it is when, OG,

when he's explaining it after the, you know, the press scrum, he was like, I was going to do a put back dunk, but it was too high. So on the fly, he adjusted just to tip it in. And so in real time,

he really, eyes, oh, too high, and then just tipped it, and the tip was perfect. Because I'm like, how do you, you can't fucking teach that? Like, that was just so perfect. That was, that was pure instinct on a way that I was like, I don't think I've ever seen. I don't give a shit about sports at all.

That is crazy. But that was still crazy. That was still like, like, that's, the fact that he did that at the time he did that. Yeah, exactly. It's, it's, it's the timing. It's the type of shot, the timing of it and how much time was left. Because it was just like there was no recovering. Yeah.

1.2. Did you see their Spurs? Faces were crap out there were like Because you just like It was really fun like Because there's a camera like on the hoop or something

Or like or like just behind it that like when they're when he doing the slow mo. And it goes in one of the guys like. Is it also. I felt for the spurs. O.G didn't. He didn't. He didn't get boxed out. And that was one of the biggest mistakes not boxing.

out because O.G. was inbounding. And then they just forgot about him because they went to double team Brunson. But the thing is, Wimby was on him, you know, he doesn't need a double team. Literally, that's not going to help. Nah, dude, dude, no.

Hot, real shit. Jalen Brunson has been out playing Wimby and all those plays, man. Not necessarily. As soon as it went to the second half of the game, he was just, because Jalen Brunson, he's weird. He's a little man. He's like, not a big player.

He moves. He's like 6. He's 6.1. He's like 6.1, 62. But he doesn't move like someone his size would move. Like he's not agile, but he has really good handles. And he's really good at putting himself between the ball and you, like, really good at it. I don't know why he's like, because that's like not a technique for small people to do.

Usually for bigger people that play basketball. Like when I was playing basketball, right, I was still kind of smaller. But I had a bigger body. So my coach told me to, hey, The best thing for you to do is if your handle is not where it needs to be at times, just plays up between the ball and the person. And he does that as a guard going up the court all the time. So he's just able to make shots and do all that and handle the ball really well.

And then people who just don't respect his place now because he doesn't play like somebody that's a guard. Let me say this. Let me say this. This is the only, it's probably the only game that I watched even a little bit of. I really hate watching Wimby move around, man. It's really, it really makes me uncomfortable. Like, it makes me not, like, I don't want to watch anymore. Because he's like, he's really upset.

Like, he does, he looks like, it's like war of the worlds is happening. Yeah. You know what I mean? He looks like a tripod from War of the Worlds, like those ships. He's a creative character. He's literally a creative character. He's literally like, oh, let me. It looks like, it looks fake to be, like when he's on screen.

It's like, this goes from being a really realistic, this goes from being basketball to being like 2K. The second he goes out. on. Because it's just like, what kind of fucking, what kind of video game donkey video is this? Where Wendy is here. He's a creative character. He is quite literally not meant for the meta. He's a meta-breaking character.

That's why it's so easy. They're finally, you know, just throw the ball really high up and he can just catch it, tip it in, just lob it to him. Because who's going to, no one can catch it at the height that he can. So it's such a crazy advantage. It's such cheating. He's not even as skinny as he should be either. That's what makes me so angry to me

He's not even like a complete twig It's like this motherfucker is an abomination I mean just a free How tall he is he's very fucking skinny He's just he's like he Kevin Durant Looks thinner than him Kevin Durant has looked 611 Yeah but Kevin Durant is also add that much more height

To him that then if if when we looked as skinny Is Kevin Durant and I'd be terrified I'm like this guy's gonna break in half I hate I just hate his build Everything about him makes me feel like I feel like I have to wash my hands every time I look at Wimby. Yeah. He did immediately watch my hands.

The fact that his sock is so far away from his knee. It's so crazy. Like it's just crazy proportions. It's really watching him play because in like scenes like where you're just seeing him walk and they're just showing like the bottom half of his torso just his head to his chest. Like he you can't, he doesn't look like a freak when you're just looking at that much of him. And like you can see always build. fine like he seems kind of normal just tall

but then it's when you start panning out and you're seeing how long his arms are. It's like it's really his arms are the thing that's the grossest part of him. And his wingspan is so much crazier. His wingspan is ridiculous. And his likes too like his limbs

man, his extremity. He looks like he's going to he looks like he's really he looks like he's going to study how to make Christmas real, you know? Like he looks like he's going to walk down like a spirally hill in the dark. He's just really upsetting that guy. But congratulations to the Knicks.

He's a good energy over there. One more. One more. One more game. No. I think it's going to be Saturday. Because, yeah, they give them a couple of days on this traveling shit. It annoys me, but, you know, the spurs.

They lost a game already, man. I think that did it to him. So here's the way. I want to agree. I want to agree because it's so hard. highly unlikely that they can win three in a row. The only reason why I just wouldn't completely count them out is because every single game that they've lost in this series,

they lost by barely anything. And they were leading most of the games. And then they just keep in it just for me, it just looks like they play too hard in the first half and then they get too tired in the second half. And then they can't sustain the level of offense that they were before. and then the Knicks pick it up and then they can't even stop them. Because every game, they're just blow the Knicks out in the first half essentially,

like damn near. And then the Knicks have just been chipping away in the second half. And it's like, y'all need to just fix this. And the funny thing is they should have won this game. And then Deerrin Fox just made some of the most retarded decisions ever. And it's funny because he's the oldest guy on that team essentially as far as the starters go. Like he's the, all of them are like 21. 19, 22, and then Deeran Fox is 28

getting paid a ton of fucking money like five years, $228 million. They're paying him a shitload of money to fuck up royally, which is so funny to me. Yeah, completely shit the bad. Yeah, it's great. This is going to haunt him for a very long time because he got a rebound

and all he needed to do was dribble out the clock and they would have had to foul him and he would have gotten two free throws. He probably would have made at least one. instead he went for the layup and then OG blocked him and it was like bro as a veteran that's where it's like yo I understand if like say the rookie or the two year like a castle

or Harper or somebody did that because they just they're young they're green but this nigga knows better but then apparently he doesn't and that yeah doesn't know but that's the thing that's that's the point that's a trick cap yeah I don't know better I've been so people were do the people were dogging him it was I almost felt bad for him Like the fact that they came back in the first

as a problem, the thing for me, like the fact that they should not have been able to come back like that. They just became so efficient at scoring. You got to poison their Gatorade or something, man. You got to fucking, you got to get creative. That's what's going to happen. They're going to have. There's going to be, we're going to be watching,

we're going to be watching the game. And then suddenly there's going to be a guy that they swear. There's going to be a guy on the team who they swear his name is J-Lern or something, but it's clearly age in 47. And he's like, it's just a white ball guy with a fucking barcode on the back is like that is that guy always been on the NBA I don't think so but like I can't

prove that he has it yeah I get everybody buys into it yeah he's probably just been on the bench the whole time and this he's finally getting some minutes and then he's looking a little pale I guess it might have just not got on a lot of sun maybe he's looking a little sick Carl Anthony Towns he kills Jalen Brunson kills Ogenanoly he kills Ogena

Nomi kills Jose Alvarado he killed he puts a claim or on the basketball And you're bouncing it blows up in your hands Inside your hands it blows up But yeah I shout out Jose. Jose Alvarado is the coolest guy in there Because he's like so native

He's he's he's so like You know yo son Maybe fucking Puerto Rican Is he from New York? Yeah 100% I thought his dad was from New York No he's like go go listen to him talk He is

You can talk Because I know one of them is from Connecticut. I know a lot of them are from Jersey. It's like that. I think like Kat came from Jersey and then grew up. Coffee light and sweet. We out. Because Kat's family's from New York.

But he was from- Jersey, maybe? He was born in Jersey and he grew up in what you call? He was a fucking, he's a diehard Knicks fan, though. He fucking, he got a Jeremy Lynn like swept him off his feet. Which, I mean, that's what made me pay more attention to the Knicks. That Lynn Sandy was real. Dude, Lynn Sandy was fucking real.

bro. I don't take your word for it. I mean, back when I was back when I was playing ball, Jeremy Lynn was good at basketball, but he wasn't He was the number one searched person in the world at that time. Yeah, you know why, right? Obviously. Like, no disrespect to him. I think he's a talented basketball player. And I think that he got traded way too quickly. Well, it's because the next wouldn't fucking match with the rockets, uh, we're putting up. Yeah. Yeah. But like, but I think, I think he was, he was good.

Jeremy was a good basketball player. I wouldn't go say as far as say very good. He was a good. He was a good the point was the no the point was he was sensational yeah he was fucking came out of nowhere right Harvard killing up from Harvard some age to get from Harvard he was just had a calculator in his hand and then like get in the game son and he's like I know how

to do and then he fucking like just started calculating some shit or making some threes I I make I make basket and then he all right well listen you had enough of this you had me for a bit and that's enough of this uh egg tall ass conversation for basket

and then and then he did really well. You have to go here. Uncle. Oh, God. All right. All right. Speaking of a, because we were talking about Wembe and Yama, speaking of, speaking of gross, speaking of gross looking, you know, just freaks. Could you see the clavicular? Did you see anything about this? No, what happened?

So clavicular, I guess, like got like a, I don't know if he got a nose job or did a surgery that, um, affected the, what his nose looks like, but he fucking shrunk his nose, dude. He's got like a whoville nose. What? Yeah, and you could see the, you could see like the reality hit him on stream where he's like, he's streaming and he's like, like, it, like, it slowly hits him because like, that's his nose.

The nose that he has right now is swollen from the surgery. So it's bigger than it will be. Yeah, yeah. So like, he's going to, he's going to end up with a fucking, he fucking, he fucking. himself up dude he looks max way too close to the sun i love these people that that that have such horrible fucking like body dysmorphia that right they just want to admit it convicular look like a normal healthy guy and he's like no i have i have to fuck me up and and look like an alien like all these other hollywood types because that shit is always weird to me like it's it's sad

but for you know i don't care that calicular did it because you know fuck that guy Yeah, who cares But it's sad when like say Oh, Aaron Mori already did it And I'm like, oh, you fucking Did you? I heard I heard I heard I heard conflict conflicting thing I heard she has like a really serious like sickness

That's why she looks so rough Yeah I You sound like you were born fucking yesterday Because that's what they all say I mean literally it's the oldest trick in the book When they fuck up their face or something And they say I have some type of Something happening or when they

Their weight fluctuates a bunch of like I have this thing And then people that are born yesterday are like, oh, don't say anything. They have a condition. I know for instance, like Selena Gomez. Like that Chadwick Boseman bum. Like Selena Gomez, right? What are what I know?

I know Selena Gomez directly. She has, she has lupus. And that is why her weight goes up and down the way it does. Like that is a fact. He does fucking asshole say Chadwick Boseman. Yeah, that motherfucker. He's just hiding out. He can fucking have cancer.

Fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Not at all. He just went on the ground. Not at all. He's one on the ground. That's crazy.

Not at all. There are obviously exceptions to the rule. Sure. You're sure? Which rule? But yeah. But like it was to me, I feel like that was probably the dumbest fucking thing. With her specifically.

Because it's unfortunate. Her face is different. And then I saw the other excuses like she's aging. And I was like, I was just like, you don't age exactly that way. I was just kind of like, guys, there's no need, like, you don't need to pay attention. This is kind of like, lose my issue with the God of War discourse. Or like, you're paying attention to the absolute troglodytes that don't fucking matter.

And it's like, we're not talking about like it's like, you don't need to be mean to her. But we can just talk about how it's unfortunate that she fucking sliced up her face during the pandemic. Like it's very obvious. She's self-conscious as a Hollywood thing happens all the fucking time. And then they're like, oh, let's make excuses. I'm like, well, you don't have to do that. You don't have to overcorrect. He looks like 13 N words.

And it's like, uh, but yeah, that's, that shit sucks. But, uh, hopefully, uh, convictor turns into like one of those, there's like those, those two guys. I think, um, I don't know if they were French or I, I don't remember what they were. They were these. Oh, yeah, the two brothers that were also dating.

Yeah. They're like dead or something. I think they died from COVID, actually. They're like dead or something. Yeah, I think they actually got taken out by COVID. Let me look it up There's these like these twins Twins

Plastic Surgery men Lyos showed me them And I was like I don't care about this at all Dead I think they died from COVID Yeah So like the French Host Igor

They became famous in 1980s Okay I don't care Hold on Oh my God It looks rough Those gentlemen look rough Igor Oh so only one of them I guess

or both of them did Okay, I think both of them died from COVID That's crazy I'm a sent you right now Chris Oh cool CNN thanks Thanks for fucking being like All right here we go It's pop-ups and shit

All right where's it I'm gonna send it right now I'm gonna send it right now It just seen it was fucking Pissing me off with some pop-ups There we go Yeah French TV star Igor Bogdanov Dies of COVID days after twin brother

and these guys fuck their faces up royally. And I imagine this is what clavicular is on his way to this. Oh, shout out clavicular dying from cancer. What is this? Oh my God.

These guys are, wait, these guys are dead? Yeah. That's unfortunate. Yeah, oh my God. Fucking COVID or something

or at least one of them definitely got COVID. Yo, these guys look crazy. They look like happy shoes. It's the crazy fucking. face I've ever seen. Oh my God, man. Holy fuck.

It's just like the amount of, uh, uh, Joe Joe and I, we watched, uh, what is it called? 90 day fiancee and there was these, these twin sisters, Darcy and Stacy, Darcy and Stacy Silva and they just absolutely, it's heading towards this level. They're, they just absolutely butcher their faces and it sucks because they were very attractive. They're, you know, they were just normal looking attractive older women, probably in their late 40s or something like that. and then they just do surgeries probably every fucking six months or something, nonstop. And I was like, this is, and that's why I say like, oh, when the people are saying,

oh, somebody has conditioned this, this, and that, I'm like, for their face? No, not, not, dude. Like, they're just, they're in Hollywood. They're butchering themselves. It happens. By dysmorphia is a bitch, man. It is. Like, I have a moderate level of it, but not to the point where I'd ever, not in my face.

is really, I would say, like my body actually. And that's just being too involved in the, the fitness industry back in the day. Well, fitness, bodybuilding is the, is the gateway to that shit, dude. Yeah. One of my friends who I never thought would talk about something like that,

had like a really serious knowledge of me about body dysmorphia. And it was like wild type of, like the kind of guy that you would never think would have like that serious of a conversation about it. And it was like wild talking about it. Because he was like, it's like something you actually, These guys look like wax.

They look like they look like SpongeBob closeups, but like humans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, but it's like it's a lot, man. It stay, try to stay away from that aspect of bodybuilding. I know it's almost impossible. That's like the whole, the whole thing is of judging you physically. But once you get to that level of like spending a ton of money per month to reach a specific. goal, then you'll hit this like threshold to where now you need to spend significantly more money to get to the next level and then to maintain it.

And then I think that's when people get really fucked up because if say for example, if you run out of money, then your games will disappear rapidly. And that'll fuck with your head like really badly. And so, you know, just the people that are going to get into it, they'll most likely struggle with it for a long time, unfortunately. The people we see, like, say Lean Beef Patty, for example, she's like one of the bigger, uh, female, like fitness influencers that, uh, she looks great. She seems happy, great in her content, but I imagine she struggles greatly, dude. Like there, there's, because you have this image to maintain.

And then if you have like off days or something like that where you're just not looking, there's too much fluid in your system. So you're just looking like not as cut. Like that's got to fuck with you. And so it's like, and it wasn't at that level. I haven't seen Lina a long time, actually. I was hurt from her in a while. I don't she got hurt once in a while.

I know she got hurt a little while ago. And I was like, well, tragic. Mm. Yeah, she pops to my feet every once. Fucking, she has so many sponsors. I'm piss. Oh, man.

I'm like, I'm so jealous. It's just like, you know, like you get in some sweet shape and then just all these companies will throw so much shit at you. And I'm like, damn, dude.

That's, I mean, I get, you put in the work, though. You know what I mean? So it's not like, oh, fucking, you just got handed everything.

I'm like, no, that's fucking hard to get that jack. It's pretty hard. So I can't, I can't hate, but I can be jealous. Let me be jealous, man. All right. Is anything else? Anything else? I know Elon's a trillionaire.

Yeah, Belon Bussk is a trillionaire. You just told me. What a cunt. I don't even know what there is to say about it at this point. Just to talk mad shit that we allow one man to hoard that much wealth. It sucks. well there are so many people that are unable to eat and suffering this world

a lot of people like him not have much money and then people that go out and praise him if you defend billionaires you should probably actually get a rock pin between your head and the ground you should probably seriously suffer that's crazy didn't he say I just like it's such ultimate it's ultimate cuck behavior I've never

if you defend billionaires I will I'm not even I will fuck your wife like I'm just gonna do it because like why should I not really at that point insane. You should. Like, you're such a fucking loser. Unreal. Unreal levels

of just, like, roll over and die. Yeah. Where you fucking, oh, your kid got sick and stuff. You had to take your kids in the emergency room. And then now you have a fucking $3,000 bill. And you're like, you know what I mean? He, didn't he literally cut cancer research? Yeah, for children. And that was a trillionaire? For children. Yep. He did a doge thing and cut a bunch of

shit that would help the less fortunate. This is what I mean, man, where it's just like, it's getting so annoying just to see like, objectively evil people do so well where it's just like what, like, why, what is the motivation really to not just do this? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's getting harder for me to justify just being a good person. I mean, on the merit of being a good person because what does it do for me really? If it wasn't baked into me, I would have turned heel a long time ago.

Like if I, if I had to. It doesn't take extra work. I don't know. For me, it doesn't take extra work to not be a piece of shit. That's the thing. If I was about taking extra work, it's about just like, it's exponentially easy to just make a ton of money being evil. I just want to like, if you can switch it on and off, then I feel like you have no reason

not to. That, the issue is like for myself. Yeah. For myself, I just like, if it were that easy, like when we've joked about grifting, it's not easy for me to just literally. do it. If it were, I would have done it a long time ago. Or like say even other ways just to try to milk people. I was, I never really loved the idea of I know there's people struggling and then they're throwing money at me while I'm streaming. And I'm like, I know you should be using this for

something better. I don't feel bad taking rich people's money, but I can't, you can't separate all of those people. Yeah. So then it becomes a little bit of a moral dilemma for myself. And I wish, I literally had none of that. So I can just, you know, be like, hey, I'm going to just siphon as much money for people as humanly possible. And I was thinking the other day, I was telling Joe that, Joe, I'm like, I need to like find some videos, some type of like, you know, they have all this monk meditation shit, but for, but for like evil and apathy and stuff. Like I need to like figure out how to how to undo this shit. I don't think it works like that, man. I don't think it works like that.

I think genuinely some people are just born. Have you tried it? I've tried to be a worst person. It doesn't work. I literally feel guilt. So we need to work on it. We're going to work on it because in a world where a man can become a trillionaire when just a small percentage of this man's wealth. Because, you know, I know a lot of it is not liquid. But just even the parts that are liquid would could fix a lot of the world's trust like fix pestilence. Fix famine. It doesn't take that many billions to do that. And so it's kind of like, yeah, you're like, why the fuck are I trying? Why am I trying? Like maybe I should, it's time to force myself to become the Joker.

It's time to, it's time to like, maybe if I start wearing the makeup, I'll start actually feeling it, you know? Start wearing the makeup. You just wear the makeup long enough. You'll feel it. Because I want to, I joke, I jest, I joke, I jant. But I really don't want to be here no more. I joke, I just. I just, just,

just put on the makeup, Kingston. I don't know. I don't have that. I don't, I don't, I, for, ever since I was younger, granted, I didn't grow up, like,

poor. So I think that definitely alter my perspective of, like, how I view money in the first place. But I've never, I've just never been a person that cares that much about wealth,

like ever. And I think that is, granted because, similar because of the fact I didn't have a very, like, that's true, like,

growing up, that shaped me the way I am. But it's for me, is like I just don't need it. I don't need to have a ton of money. It doesn't do anything for me. I like that. I think you should just put on a little bit of makeup.

That's just so crazy. That's so unrelatable to me. Give it a little try. I didn't grow up poor. Unfortunately, I'm blessed. I didn't, but I didn't grow up struggling.

So for me, it was always like, I just don't. Just smear the white on your face. Get a little bit of the red. Start just get a little bit of purple. on you. For me, I think of what I think of all the time is the idea is that like I just, I very much so understand I'm going to die one day. So me caring about like caring about wealth so much is like, well, I'm not going to be here to enjoy that wealth eventually. What should be

important should be that people that exist after me have a easier way of existing. That is all I think about is like, oh, I'm going to die one day and I'm going to be gone and will my nephews be able to survive in a world that's like healthy for them to live in. I think we should go to Beverly hills and rob every rich person. Every single rich person we see. And we should take money from it. And we should put pipe bombs in their sewage systems. That's,

oh. That's gamers shit right there. That is gamers shit. That's big ass gamers shit right there. And nobody can stop us because there's no real Batman in this world. Who's going to do it? Who's going to stop me? Who's going to do it?

You? Are you going to stop me? None of you, Nick, isn't going to stop me? You're gay. You won't stop me. Who's a day? Rubin is he going to stop me? Which one? Dave Rubin or David?

David Rubin. He might try to suck me. I'll enjoy it. It's in my mouth, Dave Rubin. I know Dave Rubin. I put it there, Dave Rubin. Thank you, Dave Rubin. No problem, Dave Rubin. May I have another?

Absolutely, David Rubin. I made a clip of that and I'm sitting on it. You just said, I'm sitting on it. Absolutely, David Rubin. Oh, you're awesome, Dave Rubin. All right, let's see. Let's see. A fat load of my eye, Dave Rubin.

No problem, David Rubin. Should you move on to some questions? Gotcha, Dave Rubin. You're a great shot, Dave Rubin. Great shot. Great shot. Ouch. Right in my eye, David Rubin.

I know. It stings, Dave Rubin. I know, David Rubin. I think it's the zinc. That hurts. I've been having a healthy amount of zinc. David Rubin. I need zinc so I can build up

more cum. That's so fucking zinc, magnesium and what else did they say is good? Catch me, Rubin! That one guy from Baki that rapes Trump and Elon wrote in. Oh yeah. That's a genuine

That's good shit. That's crazy that that's real. It's hysterical. You could look at that. This is peak to you after. It's something like that way. This is peak, right? And it's like, Trump getting raped? Yeah, it's pretty cool. I mean, that is peak, but I don't care to see it in fiction.

I don't care to, I don't care to peek at it. That looks like this. Is this healthy color, though, for pee? Is that, is that? So here's the problem. Is that your tap water? This is a little bit of pee and then finished off, garnished with tap water. That is very, that's crazy.

If a little bit of pee did that, that's crazy. That's disgusting You're a fucking monster Is that not like a good color You don't think I It's a fine color What do you mean by good? Your definition of good in mind

Of good or not the same thing You're very dehydrated Oh What color is your pee? Mine just comes out like As gray foam Oh shit Well

I think mine's better than yours then Well maybe I think my pee is better than you Might just a little brownish with a little bit of a green tent. Everybody. Kind of weird the piss kind of pulls at the bottom a little bit. That is upsetting. Yeah.

It's a little. That's upsetting. Anyway, this guy wrote in and he says, dumb idiot question. But you three seem to be able to talk through the whole day and get along nicely. Have you guys ever thought at all about moving in with each other? If so, what problems appeared when this idea came up?

No. We're adults. We're too old now. We're too old. We're 30. Is this like a person that's, not aware that y'all used to be roommates though? Oh, maybe.

This could be like a newer person. Me and Kingston lived together when we were in our 20s. Yeah, years ago. We're just too old now, honestly. Yeah, I mean, it is, it's financially smart to room with people for as long as possible in this world. But, like, I mean, we're fortunate enough, I guess to have to do that. But, like, that's, you know, that's, I did that already. You know what I mean?

It was cool. It was fun. Dude, it is. Those times were. hysterical. Living with your homies is a great period of time for sure. Like I miss I love living with my partner, but I do

miss living with my friends. That was very fun living with my friends. It's a good time. Yeah, but I find videos every now and again of just of like, uh, of just random, like sometimes it'll pop up on Twitter or like sometimes I'll find it on like a hard drive or whatever of us just like talking bullshit for hours. It was fun.

It's fun, but, uh, I don't know, we're in our early 30s. you know it's it doesn't really make a lot of sense i miss uh i miss the aspect of uh saving money i miss that's the yeah um like there that it that it's that it's that it's that it's way more fun and that it saves more money is kind of crazy it's actually like a a way like a crazy i really miss uh getting paid in it not disappearing that's cool yeah that was cool like like i miss like i don't know like I'm glad I moved out of my house. Like I'm glad I moved out and I live on my own.

I was able to like experience things on my own and like have my own space. I really, appreciate that. I really, really, really miss like not having to pay bills though. That shit was lit. That shit was. Splitting them down like quite a bit too. Yeah.

When I lived with a, my other friends, Ben, I mean, uh, Ben and Amin, first of all, that place they live in is a steel. They're,

they're paying way too little. for a place at that size. It's like crazy. But they haven't renovated it. The moment we paid like $3,900 for four bedroom townhouse. That's crazy. But you've been to that house before, right, Derek? Yeah, you definitely have. You've been to the house for it.

I think I've seen you in that house. Yeah. That place is a steel. That is genuinely a steel to live there. The moment that place is renovated at all, it's $6,000 at least. It's so nice and where it's located too. So I do miss being in spaces like that Like my house right now is tiny and honestly

I don't really need much space for me honest But I miss having a bigger space to be able to host me Because I like hosting a lot And I can host here but it's just not as you know It's not as feasible Hosing here opposed to a bigger space To me it's just like okay like so You're actually especially you Kingston

You're in a position to where like if I was in a position that you were in then I wouldn't even necessarily be reminiscing because like you are able to like you're so say lily's piling money but one of you were able to stockpile money because that's like kind of like one of the biggest things that i we're saving money for sure i would fucking love because there's even like because you know me having a european-ass wife like there's the idea of eventually going over there um but like there's also it's just it's in a weird situation because i'm like i ain't really saving money right now You know, I'm just, I'm fucking living in expensive ass fucking SoCal.

And so there's that nostalgic where I'm like, damn, I was living in Vegas with a, with a house full of people and paying fucking next to nothing. And so there's like the idea of like, damn, I am much older, but how cool would it be to just like for one more year? Just like save money for a year by living with people. Like I think about shit like that. And so. Yeah. For me now, I feel like for me personally, once I got a partner, once I like started living with. Lily this way. I can't move

Liligan anywhere. I can't do that. Sure. Yeah, you're locked in. We're saving to buy a home and that's like a like a projection of ours. Hopefully that after we get married. But like I just I would like it because I feel like I missed the sleepover aspect. He missed the homies, man.

I missed like that shit was fun. Dude, it was fun like waking up and it's like waking up and being on bullshit immediately. Like, all right, what kind of fuck should we're about to do for today? Yeah. The world got out of your bed and being like, all right, what are we How are we going to make America regret allowing us to be here? And it's going through the day like that pretty much. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, I wonder how new this guys. We have to be new. But also, we also, we haven't lived together for like five years now about. So that makes sense also too. But 2022 or two, I think I was when I moved in with Joe. No, was it?

Yeah, moved on Joe 2022. Maybe. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. And then I lived a bed and amine until 2023. And then I moved here with Lily then. Yeah. Okay. Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see. Oh, the Cuban god of war is like having Elmo in roots. Road in. That's a little. I mean, that's a bit of an exaggeration. It's a little bit.

I wouldn't say Elmo, but someone. Not as crazy as Elmo. I don't have a better example, but... It's like having a comedy relief character and roots. Yeah, it's like having some dumb ass. It's like, like... Damn, he told me that looks like it hurt. You know, like while he's getting whipped and shit.

Oh, that's crazy. Damn, boy, they got you. It's like, uh, it's like if there was a movie like, earnest visits roots. There you know. That's kind of what it's like. It's like, what is Ernest doing here? You know, I don't know a single person alive.

that's like, I really like the earnest movies. I only know of earnest because of how little I know about it. I guess I'm just a fucking anomaly. You're, you, you, yes, I like those movies for sure. Huh, okay. Oh, those are cute. I don't, I know I've seen some of them probably. I don't remember any of them.

And I didn't get him as a character. I was like, what is, what is he? I don't like, I don't know. Yeah, because like, what is he like a? I don't, who is he? I don't know anything about Ernest, the person, and why is he in weird places? Like, what is this? Ernest, Ernest starts the Holocaust.

You've never seen it? He started it? It's a good watch. I'm curious. Ernest, you're a Jew. You never fucking heard that? How did he start? What was the catalyst for the Holocaust, actually?

Why was Ernest? Really simple hijinks, honestly. like unbelievably simple hijinks. It's like, oh, let's just like, let's go to the bodega or something like that guy. And then Ernest's like, yeah, let's go to a bodega. And he walks over it and a bodega blows up or something. And he's like, oh, you know me. I'm earnest.

And then fucking shit hijinks and too. Oh. And how did it end up in a Germany? Magic time travel friendship, whatever you want to call it. All of them are possible. You didn't even fuck it. You didn't even try, bro. You didn't even fucking try.

Not even an attempt was made. I'm signing out, y'all. Everybody gets to sleep. Time travel. I mean, sure, like, but, okay, all right. I'll see y'all later. I'll still watch it. I'll still watch it.

Anyway, he wrote it and he says, Hey, gay, dumb and gay derogatory. With the upcoming release of games like Fable that haven't had an entry in a while, what canceled games would you like to see come back in some way? scale bound pray to and beyond good and evil to needs to be revived in my opinion scale bound is a good example that one's actually canceled um so i'm not the biggest star wars fan but man i really wanted fucking i really wanted to play 1313 i really wanted to play 13 13 what was that supposed to be about so 1313 was uh was that amy heading that was the uncharted i could be wrong but like that was supposed to be a big that was like uh third person you could look it up right now i'm pretty sure it's still people have definitely documented it. Yeah, I mean, it's on YouTube and everything. 1313 trailer.

But it was just like bloody, gory, you got some, uh, you go ahead, go ahead. It just, yeah, it was like, um, it looked like uncharted kind of, but like way, I don't even know how to describe it. You really just have to watch it. There's a full gameplay demo from E3, 2013, I think. think and it just looked really fucking high quality I don't remember who you played

as. Probably I got bought for the merger. I don't know who it was but it was like a Mandalorian or some shit right? Like, oh, Mandalorian? That would be cool. I'm pretty sure. It was something like that. You were, you weren't a Jedi or at least like, I'm going to look it up. I'm going to look it up because or at least that wasn't the, uh, what they showed.

Somebody might be screaming at me. Let me just look at real quick. You were probably going to end up. Delorian Negro. It's a fucking trooper. Yeah, seriously. You don't fucking know what you're talking about. Black, shut up. Man. I'm tired of you,

I'm tired of so tired of you. I've seen in the comments every day. Jesus Christ. No, just kidding. That's not in our comments, but it's, it's, it's in comments.

I'll say that. Actually, Boba Fett? Because, like, so I looked it up and it says, Star Wars 13, 13, gameplay Boba Fett new footage.

I wonder if, oh, oh, wait, maybe this is fake because this is for four years ago. It's like for four years. It might be fake. Oh, Hold on a second.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember what it was, but it was like, you weren't a Jedi. I think it's a young boba. That is young boba, actually. Maybe. The young boba, young Django. Yeah, it just looked like it was really going after that seedy kind of underbelly Star Wars, which I quite like. I like most Isley Star Wars, although I'm not really that big on the general series.

I feel you. But, yeah, I don't know. It looked dope. And then the acquisition happened, I think, I'm pretty sure. And then they were this game was what Survivor was, I think, the Fall Order games. Because the way you move around looks a lot like the following. Yeah, it looked like like Survivor kind of was like mechanically. Kind of a predecessor.

It's like here you got this at least. But this looked a little bit more like because Survivor is still kind of clean. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like there's not really any blood in it or anything like that. This looked a little bit more like grounded in like, oh, this is like some real shit. It looked really cool. They took this squirts for this game's frame and built up Survivor.

I can tell the way you're moving around. I agree. like you're covering him of like that. The way he holds his gun literally, like when you get a gun in the second one, and like quite literally it's like I can see that same game. I see more uncharted in this, but I know what you mean. Understood.

Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely not like a one to one, I would say with the, with the Jedi. I think stuff like this is really cool because I think it shows the other side of Star Wars. I think it's not shown, other parts of Star Wars is not shown enough.

I think the, Jedi everything are cool. That's what I prefer. But the underworld stuff for Star Wars is like really interesting. It's super interesting dealing with the fats, the huts. Right. As of like that, dealing with the underground imperial, crimson dawn and stuff. Like that all is really, really, really cool. And you get a bit of if you play Couture, you know a bit about the Mandalorians and how much of a psychopaths those niggas are. But you don't see it enough because it's so,

you have to like watch the animated shows or like read a comic book and people don't do that. You don't have the attendance member or stuff like that. So I think Not like this needs to happen for sure. For sure needs to happen. Any other canceled stuff? Any other canceled games that you were like? I'm trying to remember like canceled video games.

I'm looking up just to jog my memory. Me, Mega Man Legends 3. That one hurt me. I guess it didn't hurt me as badly because it seemed like it was going to be a Nintendo DS thing. And I was already kind of like annoyed by that because

the first ones I played on fucking PlayStation. and then I didn't have any Nintendo products at the time when it was like gonna probably come out so it was like oh I'm gonna be forced to buy something it's because I gotta play this because it's gonna be a Nintendo exclusive and uh but yeah

I didn't come out at all and I fucking love that series so much so that's why it's like damn the only thing that comes to mind really is PT the Silent Hills when

Kajima and Norman Redis were working on that horror game and then it fell apart because Konami couldn't do fucking anything correct No Konami

I mean they're coming back I guess and they're doing pretty good like that Castlevania I'm really stoked about that Castlevania I can't even lie That's the only thing of theirs I really enjoyed ever truly

I would oh I guess I like Metal Gear Solid I like Metal Gear Solid but my Castlevania is my that's like that's one of my games there's one of the few games that I'm like oh no I will play anything from this game franchise and there are some stinker

Castlevania's some bad ones but I love that game franchise so much there's some rough Castlevania games yo I imagine when you got when you get a lot of them you're getting a few of them are going to be like well this is one and done there's some games I'm like brother

who said who gave the thumbs up Who in that room was like, yeah, go for it. Worst one by far was Symphony, right? Sylvainty and the night sucks. It's fucking trash. It's the worst shit ever. Oh, who, who.

Miserable pile of secrets, yeah. Shut up. He looks like he's going through it. You know what? You know what's really bad about that game? It's fucking ugly. It is one of the ugliest games ever seen. Soundtracks piss fucking everything.

Is that? Soundtrack is piss. The soundtrack was actually, I think if you check the credits, it says the sound designer is piss. Is that kind of night for sure. So I want to read this next one because I'm just getting tired of this. Okay.

Just a little preface to this. The comment section on Patreon used to be in chronological order. Right? So it would usually be, I can't remember if it was like newest first or oldest first or whatever. But the idea is, okay, it went in an order. So I can kind of tell based on how long it's been, oh, this was six days ago, that was around this, when this was happening. I can kind of tailor what questions we get and what they're about based on like how far or how far in the past they are, right? It was easy to do that.

They've updated Patreon in such a way that now it's based on a mix of chronological and voting. so like basically like hearts and up votes and stuff like that. But even that's not consistent, it's weird and fucked up. So in the comment, in the question thread, I put a thing that said, hey, listen, this is the case. This order is all fucky. So if you like questions, if you see a good question, just vote it up, right? Simple. A lot of people have been telling me, it's like, oh, well, you can organize them.

It's in the top right corner. This guy wrote in, as a lot of you have, he said, You should be able to see, you should be able to filter the comments on the thread by going to newest. It's literally right there at the top of the comment section. We're totally not dumb and gay, though, because you can't save your preference, and it always defaults to the dumb order. Guys, I understand where it's supposed to be. But it's not there. This is our problem.

If I could filter to newest, I wouldn't have said anything. I wouldn't have even brought it to your attention, but you can't do it. What is you man the other and a miserable pile of niggas? And I want to show you because it's like it literally, I know where it's supposed to be. It's literally in the top corner of the window where it's supposed to be like here, like around here. It's not fucking there. I've loaded it before and it has been there. But it just doesn't work all the time.

So that's why. I just want to get that other way because it's just like, I understand. what it's supposed to be. The website doesn't work. Yeah, Patreon's goaded. They really, uh, yeah, they really figured it out.

They really got to figure some stuff out. Like, I'm grateful for it. I like it. It's, it's very useful, but like, holy fuck.

Like some of the, the smaller pain points are just crazy. I just don't even understand how it's, how it's not optimized for sure. For sure, not optimized. Optimized these nuts in your mouth, man. You're not optimized.

Yeah, well, thunder upon you. Whatever. some of the opponent you and everything you find safe. I hope every time you feel safe, you realize you're not. I never feel safe. Oh, but Castlevania just disappears from your memories and like as if it never existed.

That'd be fine and I wouldn't know. I guess. I guess. Yeah. You know what? Okay. You know what? Okay.

For yeah, that was stupid. I hope that. Go back. Go back. Revise. Yeah. Yeah. Rew.

Rewan. I hope that. I hope that you're the only one who knows about California. And no one else fucking knows what the fuck you're talking about. I feel like that's already happening in my life. I'm like there's shit. I fucking remember that people don't. I'm like,

I just can't talk about this anymore. I've given up. That's fair. I got some toys like that. I saw aliens and I like, you're lying and I'm like, I whatever mind. Let's go back to what I was doing.

Did you guys hear about that Disclosure Day movie? That's Steven Spielberg movie? Yeah, it looks interesting. Mm-mm. I don't know what that is. No, okay, never mind. Yeah. Let's read this question.

Let's see. The Prophet of Your Gay wrote in. He says, Hey, Fellers with a hard R. Do you have any favorite entries in video game franchises that are considered the least popular or even the worst of their respective franchises? Personally, I've always had a major soft spot for Doom 3 knowing full well it's got its own problems. I absolutely love that game. Nixon 5. Doom 3 is good, but it's definitely a different, that's more of a hard game.

Like Doom 3 is a Hargan. comparison to the other games. But yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. The one that comes to mind is conviction, really, like Splinter Cell conviction. I love Splinter Cell conviction. Like, it's not my favorite Splinter Cell, but I love it. And a lot of people are like, it's just, they fucking didn't, it's not a real stealth

game. And it's like, it's not as much, but it's still quite, it's very much so isn't not a stealth game. And the action's good. I like the presentation of it. I like how it like, like that game does a weird thing with lighting where every, mission objective you have, it's not like written in like a codex or something.

It's like spelled out on the walls through, through like lighting and stuff like that. And it's really fucking cool. And you can beat people up and shove their heads into urinals and bust open the urinals on their on people's fed. It's awesome. It's fucking sick. So I've never understood the complaints with that game,

to be honest. But that's the one that comes to mind anyway. I think the more that I look around people really like Resident Evil 5, man. And I've always been like, you know, we've always, we've talked about it. You know, Casey and I have talked about it. I don't really like that game. But there was a people like, I thought people talk about like in that game. I think, no, I do when you look at when you look at the fucking, because I, to me,

when I just look at actual like community reviews and people talking about shit, and I've been watching a bunch of speed running just for Resident Evil for whatever reason. I don't know what happened. It just algorithmically just hit me and I'm like, fuck it. And then it made me want to play. Resonable. But even people like talking about how fondly their experiences were, Resident Evil 5. And I feel like a lot of the stuff, the criticisms that we hear are true, but people are like, yeah, but I'm okay with it. And a lot of it more of like, say,

reviewers that are just looking at this as art. And they're like, yeah, this is not nearly as good as Resident Evil 4, which is technically true, especially when you're looking at it under an artistic lens. But when you're like as a video game, you're like, how does it play? And a lot of people are like, man, I had so much fun playing this shit. And I'm seeing so much of that community sentiment of even though people all agree this is not the strongest resident evil. But it's just like it's a hell of a fun game. It's really fun. And that's just kind of how I always felt like it's really strong. But I would never. And if anybody who's serious would never say it's the best one. That's fucking. stupid. It's definitely one of my favorites, but it's not the best one though. 100% of my favorites. I just want to say this. Just because I feel like I'm going to forget. I

clicked on the last episode that we have posted because I saw it went live an hour ago and I was just curious to see what the comments look like. On YouTube. So episode 414. Yeah. The top comment right now is, wow, everyone has something wrong with them in this episode. Derek

blew out his ears. Chris has hand virus and Sweeney is unfortunately alive. I'm gonna like that. That is so, it's such deep pain. Fortunately. That's so great. So good.

Good stuff. Shout out to me for, I don't know. Some shit. Yeah, shout out of Houston. Do you know, so do you guys, are you guys familiar with this? So first of all, I, worst people five, I feel like is pretty well liked. I remember at the time it wasn't that well received,

but there's a bit of a revision, revision with that game. It was never tragically bad, though. Like, people were never like, that game sucks. It was always more like, eh, this is kind of a disappointment after four.

Yeah, yeah. It wasn't like a Mass Effect Andromata or something, where like, oh, there's something to be said about this. Yeah. There's before the era of that, though.

Yeah. It's crazy. The people, I think even one of our followers was like, oh, man, like, Indromeda was fucking good. And I'm like, okay. I'm just like, if you're a fan of that series, I said the only thing nice you can say is that the combat was solid.

And that's actually not the main thing of Mass Effect. So it's like if everything else sucks dick, then how could it be a good Mass Effect game? Like, come on. Yeah. Yeah, it's like saying the lore of the new Tetris game is really great. The rest of it sucks. It's like, well, that's kind of the most important. The most important parts are everything else actually.

Right, right. But yeah, I don't know. There's a lot of, yeah, there's a lot of revision around that game. Do you, a side note, do you know this John Del Arose guy? Are you familiar? I need to see maybe a picture. Yeah, he's got a profile picture. I'll, here you go, I'll send you a tweet.

This tweet has nothing to do with it, but just to show you his account. He's a grifter kind of guy. He's probably one of the people who was talking about the, I wouldn't be surprised if he was one of the people who's talking about like bisexual lighting or whatever but he's a Twitter guy um but I love every so this guy got in trouble for beating his wife oh well like literally there's like a police report ever so like every time he has like a take about like video games I remember this guy it's literally wife yeah it's literally just people

like I was like oh he didn't he didn't relate to it because uh oh he didn't like James Bond because he James Bond didn't beat his wife in the beginning his entire life is like I like defined by this which is awesome I love it yeah it should be yeah it should but like it's it should especially if you're just going to continue to be a cunt especially then it's just like wow you suck but I just it popped up on my uh thing and it's got that you know that laser crab that meme of the crab with like the laser eyes and it's a silence whatever yeah it's a silence wife beater it is like it has like 11,000 likes.

Oh, man. Imagine if multiple... K's said, really imagine this. Imagine if multiple football stadiums worth of people only knew you because you beat your wife. It's embarrassing for sure. That's what this is.

Like 11K likes on this fucking post is hysterical. That's wow. That's awesome. I don't know this person and I'm definitely interested in the lore. I'm like, oh man, I have so much catching up to do. Yeah. Yeah, Levin, I wonder, is his entire comment section?

It's just always. It's just always. Oh, yeah, like I see like one of his takes. That is funny. So like the readers, the context, the community note where he, so John Della Rose, he put, let me remind you, never let women into your hobby. And it's just the, um, the picture of, uh, Fay. And then it's showing Ariel Lawrence, game direct.

and then the community note says OP's hobby includes beating his wife. That's excellent. That's really cool. Ariel Lawrence also has been with God of War for a really long time. For a really long time. Like this is one like these feet, you talked about these fake

ass fucking gamers that you said these tourists. And I was like, yeah, that's a perfect example. Yeah. And make no mistake. I am also what I would consider to be a god of war tourist. You know, I have not beaten those original games at all. I've only played, right?

No, I, I, like, I never, I played God of War 2, and I played God of War 3 at Joe's house. Um, but I never, I don't, I never owned a PS, I didn't own a PS3 until 2012 and even by then I was like, I'm particularly got to buy games for my Xbox, because that's where all my friends are. For sure, but, particularly God of War 1 and 2 are inescapable for me. I cannot, I cannot get from those games. They were everywhere. All my God of, them had, um, everyone thought they were the coolest fucking things ever. It was just like,

when did God of War come out? 2005 3 5 5 right so yeah so god war

came out at the very end of the PS2 and so although it's a PS2 game

like I never I don't know it like it came too late for me like I just kind of I was already like looking forward I was like

what's the 360 going to be what's the PS3 going to be and so like I wasn't really looking to invest in like new games for the PS2

at that time so I kind of miss God of War really yeah but even I knew and granted I have reason into like I've spoken to Jaffe and

right I've just done I've just done basic research but like right Ariel Lawrence has been I think with since either if not the beginning then at least like got a war two I'm pretty sure she's OG she's an OG so and uh fucking tourists the same thing happened when uh what was it

was the it was the it was Bethesda's team when they were when they were showing off I think Starfield and then a lot of those freaks were complaining and I'm like nigga these people that the people they're showing have been there forever like you're That's the lead designer of oblivion, you fucking moron. It's insane.

They don't know that shit. They don't know. They don't even, they just don't give a flying fuck. They don't care at all. They just see somebody who looks like a liberal. Oh, different, different colored skin, a hair girl. This person doesn't have like a crew cut and, and, and, and their fucking hand is been red from beating their wife.

Like, and then they're upset that, like, that's not the person developing their games. And I'm like, when has that ever been the case? When has there been some fucking guy that looks like a Mormon developing your favorite video games? Like, come on. Because it nullifies so much. There's so many of these great characters. It's so stupid. Characters like Cratos, right?

Like, Cratos is a badass warrior, all that stuff like that. But people don't appreciate the fact that, like, he's also like a guy that's grown from his experiences. And he knows, like, I love Cratos and, particularly in Ragnarok. I really like Cratos. I like him a lot. I think there's parts of the game I really don't like, but I think Cratos as a character in that game, I adore him.

You fucking, look, man, I'm fine with... That's crazy. So for the people who are curious, it's a picture of like some bully in Billy and Mandy shoving a cactus up Billy's ass, and it just showed up on my feed with no context. Anyway.

That's wild, man. Like that's that's another level of bullying. Like when you start like putting shit up like like like their ass. It is. That's another level. Flat out. Like that kid's not thinking of it as sexual assault, but it absolutely is. Is it Billy an asshole?

And it's like, yeah, but you're also sexually. You shouldn't be shoving a cactus up in his ass, which I'm sure bullying, especially in the Midwest, has gone that far because the stories that I hear, dude. Over there is different. Yeah, I hear the stories. They got nothing to do so STDs are off the charts, fucking bullings off the charts. Like all they do is beat each other up and fuck each other. And like it's, it sucks. All they do is pick a cactus and shove it up your ass.

You ask a kid from, you ask somebody who grew up in the Midwest and there is a 75% chance that they had a cactus up their ass. Forced up their ass. Yeah. I've, I've, I've done the. research. I know this. I did my my my my, my, uh, my thesis for my PhD was figuring out how many cacti have been shoved up Midwesterners ass and is far too many. Yeah, by the way, I have a PhD. I just didn't do anything with it. Oh. Yeah. PhD for keeping it real. Just want to let you all know. Oh, word up. Yes. So when I, when I, when I try to apply in the

him field and I showed them the right credentials I've kept it real and they're like you fuck out of before we kill you get the fuck out before I shove a cactus up your ass you piece of shit and I'm like oh okay he just takes out the cactus he just takes out a big one giant sonorin cactus and he's like well you know you should probably start running

you should get out of here you should get out you should got you probably actually sodomize you this some fucking some nerdy ass scientists just turning it to a complete bully you know I'll get out of here. Sorry. According to my calculations, you have about a 50-50 chance of leaving without a cactus up your ass.

And I'm like, damn, it's decreasing rapidly. Rapidly. At an alarming rate. Okay, let's see. What is this? The humble cockroach farmer, this is kind of a long one. But I like, I like long ones if they look interesting. He says, so the humble cockroach farmer wrote in, he says, or they say,

good morning or good afternoon to my favorite morally depraved black bastard bitches. The infamous, I'm not, I mean, yeah, what? Kind of lumping me in. Bastard. Maybe.

Bastert. Chris, I wouldn't say because black and stress to you likely, but like, uh, they're long gone. They're long, long, long, long, long, long, long, facts. I mean, I thought he said he said that else. On the, on the,

I haven't said that word. I haven't said the word at all this whole month. I don't believe you, but that's funny. I swear to, I swear on my life, Derek, your audio's off.

You're gay. Oh, okay. That's, that's, man, don't do that. That's patronizing,

man, that's patronizing. If I was gay, I'd be really upset for you. If I was like, I don't care. I don't care. Don't fucking patronize me.

You fucking bitch, you queer? No, how about I fucking, how about I rope on your face, huh? How about I rope on your face? Get the fuck away from me.

I knew you were homophobic. I knew you. I knew it. You don't like strangers coming on your face? I'm gay. I'm gay because I don't want you to shoot rope on my face. It's June. You know what that means.

Strange come. Are you gay? Because you don't want me to fucking annihilate your head with rope. You've got to like men. Anniallate your head. All right. Listen, listen. I got to read this.

On the infamous, on the infamous. on the infamous Ross Reel episode at around two minutes 47 2 minutes and 47 seconds Sweeney asked a question that has confounded scientists and philosophers alike. Chris and Derek simply ignored him because their puny brains

couldn't bring themselves to muster a shred of care for anything but themselves. Their question is simple. What makes a species a species? Doesn't matter. Moving on. Thank you for writing in. I think I have an idea. No, he says he says he goes

I just cut him off in the middle of his way. He says the typical high school bio answer to this question and what you might get if you were to ask Google is any organism that can breed with another to produce viable offspring. And yet there are many examples where this breaks down. For example, brown bears and polar bears can mate and produce cubs that can grow up to have more cubs. So another more advanced concept of what a species is pertains to the percentage of mitochondrial DNA that an organism shares with others that look and act like it.

Okay, that makes sense. Whatever. I would definitely agree with that. like it like it because it would just if you had to narrow it down yeah yeah i mean this is kind of one of those things where it's just like it really depends on granularity doesn't it like how granular you want to get with it because right it's it's like how there are things that were the same species when we were growing up that are not technically anymore you know well what yes but what i mean is like even just generally like evolution doesn't work in in that clean cut way you kind of

pick and choose time to delineate like oh it's been a number number of mutations since that. So now this is a different thing. You kind of choose because it's convenient for us to categorize things. But like, technically speaking, me and my parents are quite different. But it's going to take millions of years before that evolves into something that's

I wouldn't say quite different. You guys are different people, but you guys are not quite different. You guys are still humans. I mean, I have mutations. Like, I don't have, I was born without tonsils.

I don't have, I was born without tonsils. born with that wisdom teeth. There's like all sorts of weird things like that. Those might be traits your parents might have. Giant testicles. Those are traits your parents might have. Not like that's crazy.

He's got like a true. All the unibal. No, what does it call? When it's the two, the two things and it's like this thing is one thing. The Venn diagram? Yeah, Venn diagram. It's a fucking idiot.

I forget what the word was called. I've been using a lot of using Venniagram in a long time. You forgot the word. I think about Venn diagrams all the time because I saw a woman with nipples that were a Venn diagram. I'm not even exaggerating. I'm sorry, what are you saying to me? So listen to me. Let me explain.

So the ariola is crossed. I don't care. I, I care so much about tics and I don't do a fuck about that. Are you saying that the aerolas are so large that they clips even like other, like it stretches, both of them stretch. Derek, give up. No. No.

So, so what I'm saying is. The circles around the nipple, right? Uh-huh. They were so large that they intersected with one another. Right, right. Much like a Venniagram. That's what I was picturing in my head, and that is, that is, I would love to see that drawn, actually. That is a, like, make it, like, a really, like a sexy woman.

Somebody draw a sexy woman. Make her very hot, but that's also true. Yeah. Ariolos are so large that they intersect with each other. That would really mean, that would really, that would have to mean basically that it like goes up into their neck and like around their shoulders. It's such an insane. Oh my God. I know, but if she's, if she's sexy enough, I mean, you know, most people are still cracking.

Because I've seen some big aerolas in my day, man. I've seen some, some walkers. I definitely have seen like some, some women, they're, they're so large that they do an unfortunately, a poor job. covering them because like their tops or you know like so they still want to show some cleavage right because they they don't be sexy but then like unfortunately that shirt's not designed for them and then their aerial their nips are showing and i'm like you can't say anything to them because it's it's it's so awkward have you ever have you ever told the woman like excuse me your fucking your your your nips are showing it's like i can't do it i definitely have that is i can't do

it if i don't say something someone i was going to see it and i completely agree with that that like, oh, I should save her, but I also feel like it's, I just, I'm too, it's too, I can't be the one to do it. I've never been the one to do it. I should, though, because I only do it because I know I'm just, someone else could say it and like they might not be respectful for it. I could be disrespectful. Oh, yeah, they're my big. Hey, yo, let me see them. Like, hey, you will bring them out.

And then like they just try to immediately motorbo. Like the rule is to them that if they're exposed, you immediately motorboat them, you know, so. If your tits are out, I should be able to harass you. That's the rule. That's the rule. How many times have you seen crazy women with their tits out in public? I've seen it like too many times. It kind of makes me sad.

Maybe once or twice. Not really too often. I've seen it way too often, man. I wasn't really around that many crazies like that kind of crazies. I guess just maybe the areas that I lived in where there just be a lot of, you know, homelessness. Yeah, they're like off the rockers and they're just like actually when I'm even moved here, fucking full of now, I do live by like a recovery home and shit like that.

So it was probably like one of those women like she was head banging, bro. She was doing the windmill like head banging. Her tits were out full blown. And I was just like, this is fucked up, but this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Because it was, it was so wild that I'm like, this sucks because I can't show anybody this. This is fucked up, but also awesome. Like you can't send that to nobody. This is fucked.

This is hilarious. I'll never let that shit get on the internet. Definitely fucked. and that's uh I was one of those moments now it was kind of like seeing that that down syndrome dude with the giant balls I am upset that I didn't get that

because I would have sent it to you guys I would have sent it to you guys but then because I know that y'all would be responsible enough to not send it to anybody you know what I'm saying like you wouldn't let it wrong you're wrong I want to be sure every single way you want to see a fucking homeless guy

that's really big balls you would have you would have shown it to Jordan for sure you would have shown to people yeah and then Jordan would have seen that he would have been like, I got to show this to every single person. See, that's what have been. That's the thing that makes me hesitant because I don't want it on the internet. You know, like I don't want that on the internet. I want it for us.

You're a coward. I get it. I don't want to be responsible for put this dude on blast. And then it goes viral because it was magical. I've never seen balls that big before. It was crazy, dude. Maybe if I, no, man, in real life, never. Well, how would I, I guess?

That's stupid. Why would I even say that? You don't go looking to see giant balls. That's not really your fucking cup of tea. It's like there's no opportunities to see. Like, when would you get the opportunity to see? And you never see people's generals in public unless they're crazy or something. That's the only time you see it.

So like. I haven't seen generals in a hot minute. Yeah, unfortunately somebody who's just not there just exposes themselves. Otherwise, that shit. like, you know, people have enough sense to keep themselves covered because, especially with phones everywhere, bro. Don't fuck around. I haven't seen a good pair of genitals in a hot man for sure. Good pair of genitals.

You see that guy that he was pissing on like one of those shipping crates and somebody that was in like a car passing by was recording and he was like, you shouldn't be doing that. And this guy was like, I had a fucking like a big gulp and he was really pissed off. right because he's like like let me piss in peace i'm on that guy's side because he was like let me piss in peace but he got distracted and he pissed all over himself and he's like you fucking motherfucker he turns around this piss all over him and he starts running at the dude the car it's so funny bro i wish i fucking said that to y'all because i saw that on instagram he's so mad i wonder if i can find it by the description oh my god that's so funny he is so he pissed

all over because he got distracted. Let me see if like, man. I just had a big gulp. Man, peas on self. Big gulp. A man really need repeat on himself, try to act normal after. I don't think it's that. What the fuck is?

I love seeing people at their fucking worst, man. That shit makes me laugh my ass off. Seeing people just low, low on the floor. their tummy scraping. Oh, I found it, dude. I found it. I can't wait to sit in to you. I love this one because some guy that just won't mind his fucking business.

Like, because I'm completely on the dude's side that's pissing. Because it's like, who does that? Like, I understand this dude's pissing in public and it's annoying. But, like, he's in mid-piss. Like, it's telling him, shaming him, is not going to change that shit. You're going on the news, pal. You can't piss there. It is my business.

Find your business. It's drank two bigots. It is my business. You ain't supposed to be pissing there, my man. Get the fuck away from me. Get the fuck away from this. Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do.

Fucking dirt. You fucking ant-hole. You fucking ant-pull. Oh, shit. Look what you made me do. Look what your baby do. He just pissed. What you made me do?

I think that's stage. I think it's a little fake, but I think he's still mad funny. Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. I had two big cops. For some reason, whenever,

did I, not did I drink water a lot more, dude, when I have to piss, I have to piss bad. It's like tragic almost. Oh, man. That means your,

your prostate's shifting, bro. I got to pee. You're getting older. Guys, I have to pee in a few minutes or else. It's, bad

urination station, dude. It's fucking nuts out here. Oh man. Now you got me wondering if this is stage. Because I see this is from a comedian's page. But like I'm not seeing like that other dude like the dude that pissed. Like is he a comedian as well or something?

Like I'm not seeing it. But now you got me like a little bit. Ew, what the. Bro. So when I, so when I typed in what I just showed Kingston. I just showed Kingston this video. It's in the chat. I typed

in man peas on self Big Gulp. I typed that in. And so on Google on images, it's like most of it's porn. Like so most of it's porn hub, man piss and come in a, it's not finishing

it. Fat male peas while trying to like a nude self pissing and come. I'm like, why is this considered porn? What is happening? I don't know, man. Pissing's the new trend, man. Like peeing on yourself.

Why is that like, why does Google think like pissing on yourself is porn? There's literally nothing sexual about piss. People watch that shit, Ben. I mean, they do, but I guess that I wouldn't, I would imagine that would not be the, you know, so if you need to find, you need to be thorough, usually to find porn. You got to put in the word porn or something. Not for the piss, man. When you're putting in peeing on yourself, like that would, I feel. I feel like that's like a real, like say a kid wants to find like a funny comedy like,

oh, I want to find that Billy Madison scene where you pees on themselves or something, but they didn't know it was Billy Madison. And so you're trying to find that. Now you're just seeing a bunch of grown ass naked dudes pissing on themselves. And you change the kid forever. The kid's fucked. A bunch of adult niggas urinary.

You know, the kids like I, I'm scared of peers. I'm scared of urinals now. I'm never going to go to school anymore. Everybody's pissing on me. I don't want to go to school dad. Can I please stay home?

it dies like you can't stay home son you feel you're a coward you're a coward son i over i overcame my my piss for your son you fucking you better i'm not afraid of piss anymore why are you why are you still afraid i'm six doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter you're a bit of piss you're all there and fucking channel of the world be fearless be fearless man be fearless of you fucking you you just like say if you're afraid of heights you need to conquer that fear by going somewhere high. So if you're afraid of piss, you need to go and drink that shit. You need to fucking embrace it. I can't argue.

You can find. Oh, you're not my son. Oh, you're not. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to disown you. Next, uh, next thing here. Tom, or Sweeney Tom, big fat retard of fat street. Nice.

It'd be wild if you were, you were fat and you lived on fat street. That'd be like, I would never want to lose. weight, really. On, like, fat boulevard. Yeah, like, if I was like, if I was fat and I lived on fat Boulevard, I'd be like, I gotta stay this. I like that. I got to maintain this. But he says, what was

the last book you all read? I mean, real book. No comics or manga or articles or any other BS. Those are books, you fucking retard, but whatever. I know what he means, though. They're not, they're, they're their own thing, though. Yeah, things not for children. Yeah.

Last thing I read was the first Miss Bourne book. Miss born Miss porn Miss porn Miss porn Miss porn Miss porn

Miss porn Miss porn Miss porn Miss porn Miss porn Gay porn Is that what you said Miss porn yeah

Gay porn Homosexual squirt porn Is that what you said Female ejaculation porn Okay That's what I thought I heard the first time But like I was just trying to make sure Right

No that's quick You gotta redo it The biography of Cytheria That's the last book you were The drenched history of Scydia, yes, my favorite. Oh, man, send that there. It's called, yo, if she writes a book called Drenched, that's a good, I'll buy it.

I'll, I'll read it. I would buy it. I literally would, actually. I would support. I read blood, sweat and pixels, like a couple, a couple weeks ago. And I bought. um catching the big fish by uh david lynch uh not too long ago but it's not here yet uh but those are the only those are the books that i've i've read recently i have a bunch of books that i'm trying to

work through but it's it's hard to find time so it's it's not i'm just saying i was just saying like you just need so much uh it's the only thing you can't do while multitasking exactly and that's kind of the that's kind of the struggle for me with with reading where it's just like i feel like I always got to get, I always got to get shit done. So it's, like, stressful. That's 100% me. I fucked myself. I fucked myself by getting into audiobooks.

And now I can't, it's not that I can't sit down and read. It's just, I always feel like I could be doing more. I could be absorbing more. And so that is, I completely screwed myself by doing that. So that's why even this question, I actually don't remember the last physical book I've read because everything is audiobooks for me. So, like, I remember the last audiobooks. I was actually, I got an Exodus audiobook.

And then before that... For the game? Yeah. Because I did, so, what was it, Amazon, or not Amazon, audio, audible, audible. I always, they just continuously give you free trials. Like, just continuously. That's where I read, I read, I read this was crazy. I read, I read the Delectable Negro on freaking what you call it on an audio book.

And I was like, this is not. having the what the fuck did you just say squirting negro another delected with oh it's really fucking it's really it's a really horrifying read oh shit it's really terrible it's really fucking like it it's it radicalizes it would radicalize a young person of color it's like not a book is there uh is there a um is there an audiobook there's no your book yeah who reads it is a white woman of course of course clearly a white woman of course yeah yeah there's that that's good I read a fucking flyboys, which had to do with the, I think, George Bush.

I think it, wait, I think George Bush's homies or something. I can't remember. It's been too long, but like it was around the World War II, and I think the airmen getting captured in Japan and getting butt-fucked essentially. Just getting the fuck kicked out of them because obviously the Japan one fucking around around that time. dude. And I feel like, dude, they were crazy. There's like reports of them like hanging up fucking soldiers and just practicing who can cut straight through them. Yeah. That's fucking nuts. So about the, the two, um, this was in, in China, I think when they're occupying China,

if I remember correctly that they were, somebody will correct me, but there was like these two captains or whatever or these two important people that were who can kill a hundred men with a sword first and they're having competitions. They lost count and then they started over. Over. Yeah. That's a crazy story. That's a crazy, dude. That's the same Japan. I think that's so crazy.

That's the same Japan. Like, that's so nuts to me. What's so crazy to me about it is just how recent it is. You imagine the amount of shit that has gone on throughout history was completely barbaric, but that was not that long ago. And I was like, God damn.

The fact that The fact that that happened, the fact that that happened while Nintendo was a real company is crazy. Yes. Yes. Like that is actually nuts. It gave them fuel, man. It was like, you know, we got really good shit over here. We can do whatever we want.

I got actually, Lily, we signed a deal with them. We were like, we'll just go to, we'll take your technology and we'll like do better PR for you guys afterwards. And they were like, all right, cool. Here, take our tech. Don't talk about how horrible. we were but you go to like you go to like western china it's like not air crazy they were like they were like giving women syphilis that were pregnant to see how long they get last with it or like freezing people it's like not that like every other not that like i'm an

american i understand my country is also entirely fucked oh yeah but it's just wild to think that like a country that like is so like fucking love for like a uh fucking fucking cheedy bullshit. It's like a country that was Wallin. Dude, they used to staple animals together to try to make chimeras or something.

Cimeris. It's a lazy ass fucking chimeras. Wild fake shit. With like an open, not even like a custom stapler. It's like an open office stapler. Nice. With like staple chickens to fucking bears.

I'm just trying to, anything together. Like they think if they staple enough chickens to bears, maybe the bear can fly. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was what the thought process was. If we add enough wings to this bear, it may take flight. It may yet take flight.

It may. And they were trying, dude. They really tried. They were like, we can't give up. We are so close. Do they, they made. Go back to China and kill 13 more people. There's their weedy 13 more.

And then come back. Yeah. But yeah. Yo, what is this? I, holy fuck. We all answer that question, right? The books?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go down on violent women. Call me a beater eater. Beater eater. Nice. I mean, if any, that's,

that's kind of, you know, your profile picture being, your profile being, your profile being, picture being Shrek with a Steve Harvey mustache. It's really fucking upsetting. You have to say,

but, I don't think I've ever seen that combination. You haven't seen Shrek Harvey? at least if not in maybe I have but it's just not embedded in my memory Shrek Steve Harvey I wonder if it'll come up Yep it's literally the first thing It's literally the first fucking image

I imagine I imagine right God man really bad Anyway So he says So I was recently reminded of someone I knew in high school He was a womanizer a douche and a bully So I already didn't like him especially since his family member seemed normal and nice.

One day, when I was hanging out with some mutual friends, we came across a toad, and with excitement in his eyes, he told us that as a kid, he used to slam toads against sewer grates until their limbs fell off. That's fucking awful. And then asked us if we wanted to see it.

We obviously told him no. Now, whenever I think back about that guy, I'm fully convinced he's a genuine psycho. Well, certainly. Yeah. Harming animals is like the obvious thing. you're that is such a like the biggest red flag that is most obvious to identify it's like oh you're crazy right like there's no reason to do that that is especially if they're just binding your own

business i understand if you have to if you're in a situation where you have to kill rats or something or like pests i don't care about because like you ultimately have to like you got to kill them there's humane ways to do it but like it's often even you killing pests is still weird like it like the you like you yourself killing pets get someone you know you a pest remover to do it. If you can afford it. Well, yes. Yes. That's true.

Takes it again with his fucking white privilege as for fucking white. Again, yes, that's true. But like lots of times, like, most people don't don't themselves be like, hey. You reluctantly have to do it. But like, I agree. That's like reluctantly. I didn't consider

the fact of like, oh, what if he just generally don't have the money to do it? And you're just in a situation where it's like, this is my house I own unfortunately. We're 400 episodes in, over 400 episodes in. Kingston just learned about the concept of affordability. No, I'm just, I just, I just, I guess that for, because either I lived in an apartment or I lived places that didn't have rats. That's right.

So if there were rats in your apartment, you tell your landlord and your landlord handles the problem. So that's what my perspective comes from. Well, do you remember when we would call the, uh, the fumigators to kill the roaches in, in the apartments that we lived in? And they just didn't actually work ever. It was like, we tried. You slept through it one time, which is crazy. explains a ton but also it's still nuts.

I genuinely don't think they fumated it. They probably sprayed on your bed in your in your mouth. Open your mouth up. I did, I did sleep through long, for too long it's spraying in his mouth. I did sleep through a fumigation,

but I really am convinced that they didn't do anything. Like, because I think they sprayed the, like the living room. You know? But like in my bedroom, I don't think they sprayed anything else. Jeez.

Because like it didn't, it was, And I remember I would come out and it would be like, it would really be the same situation. Like you didn't really do much of anything. Because I, because you know what I mean? Like, I'm used to fumigations like being real where like they have like the tent. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, that's a real fumigation. Just like spraying a fucking a couple corners isn't like. It's not going to fix anything. Well, you can't fumigate an apartment like that, you know? Right. I understand. But like I'm saying it's just like, bro, you, uh, you came in here. I'm convinced the only reason they don't want you there is because they,

they like to case the place. I was like, oh, I wonder what this guy has. It feels like a little schizophrenic, but also I can understand that. Yeah. I was like,

yeah, I understand. It's probably just cases to see if they want to come in and kill you. Like, he doesn't lock this window. Interesting.

I'll see you later tonight. And you fucking slink out and you were just in a shower the whole time here and I'm talking about they're going to come in and kill you it tonight. You're just crying in the shower. Quiet,

quietly. You're blocking all the water from the ground. You're like catching. a water in your mouth. So it doesn't let them know. That is fucking insane. You're moving so fast.

You're so fast. The only, I could, you have to be like Jim carries the mask to do that. Yeah. That is Lutie and Toony. That's great. Okay, here's fantastic beasts and where to pawn them

rode and he says, would you rather every time you sneeze a teaspoon of cum comes out of your nose or or every time you fart a cup of cum comes out of your ass the sneeze the fuck a cup yeah a little much

a cum out of my ass it's crazy a cup is so much and also I rarely sneeze so I'll take the you have allergies though Derek you can get put in a bad spot I'll take that you could get put in a really Derek, you can get put in a really horrible

spot. I don't care. I think you could actually drown. I think you could potentially sneeze, get congested nose, and it keeps sneezing so much that you get a black, a backlog, and then you fucking drown a cum being stuck in your nose. I'll take it over farting a cup of cum. I would too. That's such an insane question.

Yeah, obviously I would sneeze. That's such a bad, like, that's a bad trade I think yeah I think like a cup is great like it just it's you can't even nah man it's like a cup is so much oh my god

that's a lot I guess we can end it on this one this is somewhat authentic I guess which is unusual for us and unusual for the show the podcast is too long I always come in the first 45 minutes road in he says dear Ornstein smog

and chosen undone dead. With Derek married and Kingston engaged, I wonder how hard it was for you to find someone you genuinely like. I have pretty low tolerance for annoyance, and I've never met anyone I can stand seeing every day. I have friends and family I deeply care about, but I find it very comforting. I find it very comforting that I can spend as much time alone as I want when I inevitably get irritated by them. Oh, I see what you're saying. Derek and Kingston both seem like they have low tolerance for bullshit. Did you learn to deal with BS? from your partners or did you find someone who genuinely

doesn't annoy you, thanks. It's an actual question. Brother, you might just be, that's going to be alone, friend. It's, I'm sorry, because your partner will annoy you. That's how it is.

You can't help it. Yeah, it just depends on like, so, so me, I actually, I really do have a very low tolerance for bullshit. So,

uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, that, that, it's, that's,

it's not a big deal at all. It's so, it's so, minor. It's it's like it's literally like say oh the the trash can in our bathroom

there's a lid and sometimes she keeps it flipped up like it's not it's not properly like closed like because it's like one of those ones that like flop you know back and forth and so something maybe there's a little bit of trash blocking it and so to me it's like we'll just pack it down

and let it close I just want it like it's more of like almost like an OCD thing it's literally not a big deal My biggest pet peeve it drives me great. I think I've heard me talk about this. I have no problem cleaning the whole house. I don't mind doing it. It's not a big deal to me.

But what happens is that I set out my, when the evening comes in, and Chris has stayed in my house and he's probably seen me do it before. Where the evening comes in, I'm like, all, cool, it's time to clean. I'm going to do everything I need to. I'll clean the bedroom. I'll clean the bathroom. I'll take out the garbage. I will clear off everything you need me to do.

But what happens is that Lily, she works a job, so she gets tired and she sleeps. sometimes in the evening. And I'm like, all right, that's fine. Let her get her time to relax. Obviously, she wakes up early. She works a fucking stupid-ass job. It's a lot of numbers and like corralling people. But what happens is that she's like at like 10 o'clock. I'm sitting down on my computer. I'm reading something. I'm fucking writing some bullshit out for D&D or I'm doing. So whatever I'm doing. And he's like, hey, honey, can you please handle my chores? And I'm like, honey, just tell me ahead of time. So I know what I have to do. I would still end the same time. I would still end the same time I would normally, but I like knowing like, all right, this is off my checklist.

It's off my check. And I hate that. I hate that so much. That is my, it irks me so bad, so badly. But it's because of the fact that I am not a person that asked people to do things for me. I try not to, at least. I try to like really prevent people from asking. Like, I don't like trying to be a, I don't like being a bother to people usually.

Right. Yeah. Because it's the way I was raised by an old person who they're just low patience. So she installed that into me where it's like, I'll just do it. So like so you don't want to have to do it with it. If someone's doing stuff for me and they're doing half ass up. But you know what? Actually, forget about it.

I'll just handle it myself. But she's used her dad as a very much other kind of guy that like they'll ask him to do anything and he'll fucking do it. He could have just went around for three hours doing stuff. And then they're like, oh my God, I forgot this one thing. And he'll go back out for an hour and get it for them. He's like that kind of guy. Like a truly good partner. To me, that should know that because to me that's taking advantage of someone who has a good heart.

It is. It's not done. insidiously, but it is taking advantage of someone Yeah, it's not insidious, but it's just, it's just I know, I know that they know it's fucking selfish and they don't care enough to fucking It's it's, it's, it's, it's, the problem is that it's not, it's not a problem It's not a big problem, especially if someone is kind enough to constantly do it for you

But that shit irks the fuck out of me. You just know like, nigga, it's like You know it's draining because otherwise you'd fucking do it. That's the thing. So that's what like annoys me or it's like, it just takes a little bit of forethought. So that's the only thing that like really triggers me. It's really not that big, it's really truly not that big of a deal. It's not something egregious. It's never something egregious. It's never sound like a greed is like, oh man, can you run to the store and go buy all these things for the last minute? And I'm like, honey, I already went out and did that. It's usually like, hey, can you like clean a counter?

Or like, can you like clean the sink or something like that? Together, that takes me genuinely no more than 20 minutes because I clean every day in the house. So my house is never dirty enough for me to be like, oh, God, this is a long thing I have to clean. But I irks me really, really, really, really bad. I've had to come to terms to the fact that she just genuinely is doing it on purpose. And I'm like, hey, honey, can you please just make an effort to remember. And every time she does it, I make sure I acknowledge, I thank you very much for doing that. So she learns to do it more.

Yeah, trying to train her. Like actively, like, actually trying to freaking like, what's it called? Rear her. This is the fuck that was that sounds. No, I feel that. And she's like, and she's like, okay, honey, I thank you. And she does it again. She's gotten much better at it. But she did it last night. And I was like, you know what? I'm really not doing anything. I'm not going to make a about it. I'll clean the house. I want to speak on, so he's talking about like being alone. If anybody annoys them that there's the choice of just, you can just be away from them.

One thing that I really value is we both really like to decompress by ourselves. So like there is the time, like say most of the time when we spend is like say she likes to eat together. I really don't give a shit about that But like she does So I'll usually try If our schedules line up We'll just eat dinner together I'll watch a little bit of something

Then I just like dip And then she's fucking gaming I'm doing my thing And it's peaceful We're decompressing in each other In different rooms We're chilling And there's no there's no bullshit

Like well you don't pay attention to me There's none of that shit And so to me it's like This person sounds like That's what they would value And I'm like Well that's just the type of person you want to be with someone who doesn't have like a separation anxiety where it's like

I need to be with you all the time or something like that like that won't work for you. So I would say that's it's great. It works out great for me. Like I got my alone time. She has her alone time. We're fucking we're good. I think that's definitely important for sure. I don't know.

I come from the mentality of like I think, I think being alone needs to be a very like a thing you understand that you should be fine doing. I think a lot of people want to be relationships because the ideas. that like people try to, people want to be loved. And people seek out being loved. But it's like, you're not going to have the best,

the best kind of relationship until you love yourself. And trust me that. Oh, like growing like self-love. The fuck was that. That was weird. It almost sounded like a, like a baseball.

For me, it sounded like you hit a baseball and went, and then the crowd went, ah. They did that. It sounded like, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. But I think it's, really important to like try to figure out like that kind of that kind of perspective where you're like oh I love just being what myself I love being coming to terms of myself and not seeking this like because I feel like people find think love is healing they say like a relationship

a lot of people like oh if I find someone that loves me it'll prove to me that I'm worth being loved oh I see I'm not which I'm not saying you think that I'm not saying you think that I just think that for a period of time I thought that like for a period of time it's like oh there's something wrong me that some relationships won't work. Now I realize the other person's fault every single time, all the time always. It's never been my fault. That's the crazy fucking degradation of, I mean, I think it's a simple. It's just as simple as like I prefer to be with someone than not.

Like I think that's like all it kind of comes down to because I also do love solitude. And I'm like, yeah, single, the single life, there was so much benefit to it. But then at the end of the day, there's the benefits of having a partner that I prefer than not like say there's just the the obviously the the sexual stuff where it's like that's just the sexual chemistry and just having that in this in the house where it's like always there and then there's like your the companionship for other stuff and then bouncing ideas off of somebody it's just I prefer to have that there than not and so that's why I obviously am with somebody for me it's a confining in somebody dude it's it's really it's really it was really good to find to my can truly

can find my most honest self in. And I have, and I can find very deeply in my friends, but like, Lily knows a shade of me that, even for people that are very close to me, they don't exactly know. And I appreciate that. Yeah. That you're gay. Yeah.

I don't really, no, she thinks I'm gay too. I don't know. I don't know. It's like a really popular opinion. I'm like, guys, I'm not. Of course she got like, you took so long to fucking get engaged. She was like, oh, he's gay.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I said, oh, she won't pull the trigger because he likes men too much. No,

she thought I was just being a fucking typical Jamaican. I just didn't want to fucking tie down. You did have King Dad whispering in your ear. I was like, it's not that. Don't do it. Bomboclaw.

Look at how, look at how my life turned out. It's so much better. Fucking like nine kids. Just, just follow me. Nine kids, two of them in different parts of the world.

He said, look at me, I'm happy. I'm, look, I'm living grand. I got the body of a 28 year old still. All right.

Man, I want to meet King Dad one day, dude. You really don't want to be my dad. Yes, I do. I like my dad would slap you so hard Jojo would die. And it'd be like, what the fuck? I'm like, Dad, why did you kill his wife? Amen. The sweet release, you know, I don't want to die, but also.

No, you would be completely fine. Oh, I get slapped. I get slapped so hard she dies, but I'm just there to witness. You got hurt from it You definitely got hurt for it But she's gone She's out That's crazy

There's no way I don't think she would be that bothered No way I think she would probably laugh a little bit She would Especially in it being king dad She'd be like dude The king dad

Just lay down the law That was pretty cool You ever think if someone dies And you like open your mouth And swallow their last breath You get you like You take some special from them That's crazy

What? Would you try that? I not until I know. What do you mean? Their last breath, you swallow it. You usurp their last breath. Like, give me that.

That's so fucking crazy. Give me that. The last thing you hear, the last thing you consciously register is some guy going, give you that, breathing your last breath. It's so crowsy. You know, They're a part of you.

Now you got fucking extra stuff. You can cycle through their memories. Remember Bill Murray dying in that zombie movie? Fucking zombie land. Zambiland. Yeah. When Bill Murray dies, that fucking... He died funny.

Yeah, it's like a long, like, exhale like that. Now, just imagine breathing that in. Like, do you become Bill Murray? Like, are you funny or charismatic like him? Become more Bill Murray light? Yeah. And you're just... yes we should start describing

Colman in the back and a head and you just we should start describing people we should describe people like video games where it's like he's oh he's a Murray like that's a Murray like a Murray like yeah I like that's a Murray like he's got like a bit of a

he's got that archetype going on I like that what's Kingston's archetype what would you call what's Sun Goku build you've got Kingston is a Oh, man A nat figure build, yeah, interesting

Oh Okay I call you Rust Ruh That's worse That was worse somehow What does that mean? I just when I think of

I think of Rust man Why? You figure it out I think you'll have to figure it out too I'm like that Let's get the fucking names I'm trying to grow my face here To my face shirt

Touched my eyebrows I hope it works out for you. You should put a monocidil and the other thing. Monocidyl and there's another Tadalafil or something or something or something like that? Tadalafil. What is a what is it? What makes your hair grow?

It makes your hair grow, but it also makes you lose your hair before your hair grow. What? I don't. Oh, yeah, doesn't it like, it makes you lose your hair first and your hair starts growing back a lot. I didn't know. I didn't know. I've never looked into how it works, but I have a bottle.

I don't remember why, but I just look. There's a bottle. I should have used it before my hair. hair was really short. That would have been smart. So I started getting patchy, then it just fums back on the vengeance. You should be, you should put it all over your forehead. No, Chris. Because I know my hairline's going to touch my fucking eyebrows. Like, everybody says it does and I don't need that.

No. That'd be so sick. That'd be cool. That's a running joke about friends with out. It bothers me. You get surgery where you cut out the rest of your forehead and then stretch it down. That's crazy. That's insane. That's so cool. That is so disgusting. I want to see that. I mean, I guess a quick Photoshop would show me how it looks.

Why don't you do it? That's an address just to see how it looks. That was your suggestion? Yeah. So you should do it just to see how it looks instead of just Photoshop it yet. You should do it. I can't do it, man. Like I have too much forehead.

You should do it after you, man. Like the doctors said it's impossible. I already asked them. The doctor who I went to, my view. I was there. Yeah. And then Kingston was like, The doctor was like, no, Kingston's the perfect candidate.

Please convince him to come in. And then I'll get a Nobel Prize for, I don't know. I don't know what the Nobel Prize is for specifically, but he's going to get one for operating on you and giving you the first no head. I don't know. It's like a casual Nobel Prize. Yeah.

Let's read the names of our $25 and a patron and get the fuck out of here. Let's do it. I feel dizzy all of a sudden. Oh, my God. See, I can't. too much forehead, dude. I can't do that shit. No, no. You can't.

They're going to have to, like, cut off too much blood loss, too much skin loss. Like, I can't. You should still do it, though. You should still try it. You should, you should, we should, we should go to the, we should go to, like, one of these surgeons. Yeah. And cut this out, like, cut like a square out, but just leave the skull. You know how much that'll hurt? What do you mean? There's no, what are you, what are you saying? Your nerves are going to be fucking exposed. Bones don't have nerves. No, your skin does.

Yeah, but that skin will be gone. But then their skin, it's connected to. We'll train it, man. We'll train it to not hurt. It's all right. Yeah, you don't fucking, you don't know. The fucking scabby crust around your fucking forehead box. You're like telly tubbies with your foreheads.

Yeah, but there's nothing. There's nothing. The skull is like, dude, what do you do this for? Who's laughing at this? Me? I'm laughing. That'd be cool. I wonder if my skull, I wonder how my, like, if my skull, like, if my skull

looks like clean, you know? Like, I wonder if it has a good white tint to it and not like it's all. It's a yellow. It's yellow. I don't want to hear that shit, bro. I don't want my little bit my teeth or something. Fuck, fuck on it. Is your skeleton wet?

Yes. Do you know that? Why would it not be wet? What? Why not? If I was, if I was like, get a knife and split your back open right now, tear your back open right now. Like a fucking, like a, like a.

like a butcher opening a fucking sal. Would I be able to rip out your dry spine? Would your spine be wet? Well, here's the thing. How do I know that it's not wet from the blood that's caused by you cutting into my spine? But where is that blood at? In the vessels. Which circulates through where?

It circulates, but it's not just spit. It's not like my spine is just being like rinsed with blood, you know? It's not, no, it's covered in blood. I like this question. I think, I think, uh, It's deeper. Chris, go by a dog.

Go by a cat. Go by a cat. Cut the cat open. See if its spine is wet. No, because if the second you cut, you imbue wetness. So at that point, has there been ever a dry, interacted spine? No, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, if you, so here's what I'm saying.

If you could teleport the spine out of the human body, how wet would it be? It'd be probably like a wet. relatively very just a little moist like wet but be like just wet probably a little moist there's like there's water there's fucking there's water and a little a teeny bit of blood but I think most of the blood is spilling from the vessels though so yeah

I think I think Chris might be on to something I think it's you know there's blood enriching your muscles you know that right what are you saying there's blood enriching your muscles I don't even think blood's real oh okay What do you think it is then? I think it's a hoax, dude.

I think it's pronounced blued, and they've been lying to us this entire time. I've been listening to Alex Jones's latest radio show, and he was just like going on about how blood isn't real, and it made a complete sense to me. Oh, really? Yeah. Also, I see the thing, like I saw a video recently

of some guy talking about how recycling isn't real. He's making some pretty good points. I want to hear this. I got to be honest. The way we handle it is not. I definitely want to hear. Correct, but it's a real thing. It sounds like what you're saying sounds misleading.

Yeah, the question is, yeah, it is real, but like it, we also don't actually do it. And the degree to which we do it doesn't really help. That's what I imagine. Because so much, because so much plastic, there's a lot of plastic that's just like non-recyclable at all, even though it's got like that symbol on it. Some of that, sometimes what the symbol means is like not recyclable, even though it's just like the recycle symbol. It's like, okay. So it's just completely fucking. You know, Elon took me a couple of them.

intrinsically, though, because I would go to Santa Monica, and they have those, you know, they have those trash cans with like the split. It would be like one side, it was like two holes basically with the divider, and one said, one side was garbage, and one side was recycling. But you look in the trash can

and there's no divider in the can. It's literally just that the lid has a divider, so it's all going into the same thing. And when I saw that, I was like, oh, okay. Oh, no. I'm not worried about the same. feel good. Yeah, it's entirely placebo. It's a really good video,

though. I highly recommend it. It's interesting. You know, it's crazy. If Elon Musk took maybe two billion of the dollars he has right now, he could active clean up the oceans in a way that would be, make a huge difference.

A handful of billion years. If he hired, if he hired, like, people that really knew what they were doing and, like, people that weren't owned by fucking old other companies that want to make profit. And he's went in there and he's clean up the ocean. I'm sure the world to let him do it, too. You know what's crazy?

Is that like a trillion dot, let's say he has, I know he doesn't literally have one trillion dollars. Yeah, like liquid. But like, yeah, but like, let's say for the sake of argument he did. He is a trillionaire. So even though he doesn't have a trillion dollars, he ostensibly does. You know, it's kind of the same way, but it's kind of the same thing about like how like,

um, you can't get taxed on unrealized gains or whatever, but like, I mean, you can use the originalized gains, but you can use, but you can use, but you can, exactly. You can use your unrealized gains to purchase things, which ultimately makes them realized gains, but like, you can use the original gains, but, but like, you can use the but like, whatever. Totally. A trillion,

if you had a trillion dollars, one percent of that is I'm pretty sure 10 billion, right? 10 billion, yes. If you had a trillion dollars and you gave away 99% of that money, you would have 10 billion dollars,

which is in and of itself, orders of magnitude more than any human can ever really need. Yep. So, I'll say this. Being a millionaire, I can see, I understand how people can get to being billionaires. And there's probably plenty of, there's probably people who have like, maybe like $2 million.

There's ethic, there's, I think, you can be ethic billionaire. I don't think you can be an ethic millionaire. Because it's very easy. 100%. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, 100%. I'll say, I'll say, you just sell a house. I'll say, tell a house, be an athlete, musician.

Like, that's very possible. Being a musician is one of the easiest ways. I don't mean easy, but like, say one of the more professional. athlete is probably the most common way to become a millionaire without like you didn't do anything you didn't fuck people in the ass to get that you just worked really hard and then you got a bag yeah like uh that that curry bar the guy the guy who did uh obsession like that movie made a ton of money he's he's a millionaire now it's like i don't i don't think he fucking you know i don't think he molested a baby to get there so like lebron's a billionaire and lebrons a billionaire because of uh what to go because of obviously

marketing business decisions which are probably the most they're not the most savory i don't i can that. See, I actually disagree. I don't think you can ethically be a billionaire. That's the part where I think you get I think you, I think that's hard. I think that's hard. I think even multi-millions is crazy. Like, I think once you're getting into like, I have $100 million, like, mm, okay. I

what's your cut off? What's your cut off? Because mine's pretty fucking low. I don't know. I would say like a little more than I've known. I've known people and just based on like economic reality. Like I think I think $5 million.

And even maybe between two and five is like relatively fine. But the closer you get to five, the more I'm like suspicious. And then after that, after that, you're just, you're immune to everything. 100 million. I think that's my line. 100 million is crazy. I'm a little more generous in the way that it's like you will literally never need more than $10 million for anything that you can even conjure up. there's nothing you can think of the amount of yachts and the amount of shit like it's like no you don't need this shit you don't because it's just it's just sitting there not doing anything but like as far as like say even owning a lot of shit too like there it's just tim are we are we talking how much you need or how much you can like gain without it's fucking like need is like significantly less than what i think because you can become a hundred millioner if you just make like you become an athlete you just make like so that money is just piling up and it's not going to be you

for anything other than just trying to make more money. I agree. That's why it's like why you have this money. But like but here's but here's the moment it's like the acquisition of it becomes villainous. I think that's a line. I got a certain point is like you're not you're not getting this money correctly anymore.

You are you are actively doing fuck shit to that. Sure. But I would say just like because I've known because realistically speaking you know you're no I want to say your average person because that's not necessarily true. But if you do well in your in your life generally, even like bare baseline.

Let's say you're taking home 70K a year or like 50K a year or something, right? And you're making smart. But like it's within a reason to assume that your average person could in theory make a million dollars over the course of their life, like throughout all of it. Not cumulatively, but like, well, I mean, no, literally cumulatively. Yeah.

You cannot make a billion dollars cumulatively. It's just not It's ridiculous No A trillion You're a You should I mean personally

I mean you Maybe property In my opinion You sign a death warrant When you when you have a trillion dollars Like it is I think the world Has a moral obligation

To kind of kill you Like I don't know Like Ernest It's so It's such an evil amount of money That it's like If 90% of your money

Can be taken away you still have $10 billion, you're evil. Like, I don't know, like, you're not a, you're not a good person. Because I'm thinking about, like, this is a new marriage. Because you could, because you could obviously, uh, make, make a much of money doing something and go into property, right? But then at that moment, to have the competitive property prices, you would actively be having undercut people that can live there.

Yeah. Therefore, that is no. Right. That is fucked up. So I'm, I think, I think if you just like, is just strictly investing. I think then you. could potentially have $10 million, like $100 million

ethically. If you're sitting, listen, that's just so crazy. Like, I see what you're saying because there are a lot of people who just like make money normally and then they throw it in the stock market and then they don't think about it.

And then like I get what you're saying. I just think generally speaking, those people are not good people. More often than not. Yeah, because they're slaves to money. Like I haven't people with a million dollars who are genuinely nice people like earnestly.

Like you can tell a conversation. You can tell a conversation. can tell that. And, and the second you're in a room with people who are like in the echelon above that, it's like the conversation. The way that they interact is crazy. I'll never forget being in a room with these, with some people who are like in that

sphere. And it's just like, oh, bro. Oh, they're devoid people, bro. They're, they're attached only to wealth. It's fucking freaky. Yeah. I think, I think one of the biggest things that's missing is like when you're talking about investing in these markets and stuff and it's like, what are the markets? And this is the thing where it's like, it's not

you're not, just because you're not getting your hands dirty, it doesn't mean it's unethical because. But there are some markets that are inherently not eth, there are some markets that are financial, but not exactly unethical, like obviously medicine, you know, not exactly in the idea of the pharmaceutical aspect of it, but it's medicine in general. Like what are you saying like you're investing? Like vaccinations or being involved in, um, but are you talking about like putting your money into this? Yeah, or being involved in like scientific technology. Like stuff like that like granted to get even in those fields, right? You got to have a ton of money. That's like private market shit that like Pelosi.

Are you talking about you? Are you talking about investing or are you talking about philanthropy? Investing. Yeah. See, investing is where I'm like, no, because what usually happens is you're investing in these pharmaceutical companies that are for profit. Well, the thing is exactly what happens. So they're fucking people in the ass by charging way too much. The pharmaceutical branch is one thing, right?

If you're like, hey, I'll go and I'm like, hey, I'll help fund this research. program. Yeah, philanthropy. You're talking about that's not, no, you're not talking about investment. If you're trying to, are you trying to turn a profit? Or are you trying to just. Most people are unfortunately. That's what I mean.

That's not ethical. Is that exactly the most unethical thing? It's not the most unethical thing. I never said that. I'm saying it's still unethical because you're still trying to turn a profit. You're not just trying to donate for science. Like philanthropy. Like people who have all this extra, they all this surplus money.

And then they're like, I'm trying to make the world better. Instead of being like, I'm going to just pretend like I'm a good person. by investing in this thing that has a good perception, but I'm actually trying to make money. Because what about surgeons then? How do you feel about surgeons? Are surgeons bad people inherently because of the fact of how many claims and things involved in them?

I think it balances out for them. What are you saying? Because a lot of surgeons are in general, like the doctors, right? The medicine field is fucking Roth with a bunch of fucking fucked up systems that prevent people from getting treated in general. Sure.

Insurance and medicine, right? What is the surgeon have to do? Yeah, yeah. Well, they're the person that actively works in that field. They're the person that does the physical work there. And I guess by them being someone that saves someone, they're kind of exempt from the more fucked up aspects of it. No, they have no choice in the matter. What are you saying?

Like the person that like, if you want to be a surgeon and you want to operate on people and help save lives, you have no choice, it's they have no bearing on the pharmaceutical industry or the, that is ravaging the world. Because I can say from a personal aspect of it when I was in medical. A lot of people in medical are not in it. for the betterment of people. They're in it for money. Oh, sure. Like people who have went to school for a long time to get a big, you know, it's, I imagine.

They don't care about saving lives. They care about making money. I think that to me, that sounds insane only because I think of it and like there's easier ways to make money. Why go through all this hard schooling if you weren't passionate about it? Because you know, because you know you're going to make money. I guess there's a lot. I mean, there's, I think there's easier ways to make money.

So it's, to me, it sounds insane, but, you know, fair enough. You know, is the way to make money. that gives you a particular status involved in it. I guess so too. There is a lot of the people I know that were like, because I know people that have white coats and like they're, some of them are good people. Some of them are pieces of shit.

I'm like, you shouldn't be a doctor at all. Sure. Yeah. That's a mixed bag. I know a kid that's racist that is a doctor right now. Overall, I think we're just talking about like that you know too, Chris.

Of course. Dude, I know a kid. Dude, I had a doctor who ripped my nuts off and had to reattach him. That's crazy. Yeah. I legit know a guy that is straight up a racist. That's a doctor.

reported him for a hippo violations. Who do we know that's a racist doctor? I'm not going to say their name, but you know them. Type it in the chat. I think there's probably, bro, there are anti-vaxxer, like, nurses and shit. Like, you know, of course there's racist fucking people in the medical field. You know what I mean? Like, I just feel like.

AJ's a racist doctor? Why would you say that out loud? You, blur that out, please. Please bleep that out. That's so crazy you would say that. That's so insane. Oh, my God. I mean, I don't think, does that, uh...

I genuinely, Kisen, I genuinely don't know who that is. So I don't, he's, he's legit racist. I don't know. I don't think I've ever known a person. I've heard him say straight. I've heard him say and post wildly racist shit. And I'm just, at recent, not as like a teenager. We're all doing shit like that.

And I'm like, you're a doctor. AJ Knobby? Yeah. I don't know who that, I guess. I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. Is that so. Is that someone you personally know?

Yeah, I know him. I knew him for sure. I played basketball with him plenty of times. I mean, why are you trying to protect the races? I don't understand what's happening. Because even, because he knows, he had people, people know him that. People that watch this know him, know that.

And I'd rather him not get back to us with that. All right. Yeah. I mean, we could bleep it out again. I just don't know. I just genuinely, I can't even imagine who this person is.

Yeah. I mean, I timestamped it. I time stamped it. But, yeah, I don't, you know, I don't really, I really care about protecting. I'll, I'll, to not complicate things, but like, if someone's genuinely, not like say, oh, they're making racist jokes and being distasteful like that because that's just their sense

humor. If you're talking about someone's like genuinely racist, I don't know about, I don't know what we're from, dude. I wouldn't fucking protect anybody. It's like, I think it's a genuine scumbag or a fucking bigot. I'm like, I'm like, I'm not pretty got to protect you. What the fuck? Where we're from, it turns people races.

I don't know what fucks up with the water over there. It just turns people fucking crazy. It's too fresh. They move, they move from New York City. where their parents fucking came here immigrated and worked really hard to become like American citizens

and they moved there and they're just like everybody else that's doing that shouldn't be allowed to do that anymore they should cut it off at us and it's like I guess you're just trashed we're gonna read the names now

yeah I'm getting old I don't even know let's get out of here we're gonna read these names do you say something about Ovalteen what? Yeah somebody comes the Ovalteen

who treats Oval Tien I haven't thought about Oval T yeah it's Oval T's Oval Tien I love Oval Tene I haven't had in the long long time. You were an Ovalteen kid over Nesquick? Oh, yeah. Damn, no one. That explains

everything. Again, I was raised by an old person. That explains everything. We had both. We had both and I was like, we got Ovalteen later. I was like, what the fuck is this? Dude, I used to. I used to drink I think it's crazy. The malt flavor? Ooh, that's so good.

It was like filled with bullshit. It was like dirt and a couple of minerals. I love the whole team. I used to be a, not allergic. addicted to insurers. I used to drink so much insure. It was crazy. I was yoked as a nine-year-old.

It was ridiculous. I still sometimes drink the equate version of it, as a matter of fact. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. They're pretty good. I use protein shakes, and then sometimes I dump a little bit of like that stuff in there. I don't really like to eat breakfast. So a quick little protein shake kind of just.

You can't enjoy breakfast, truly. That's why. I just, I, yeah, the main course of breakfast, you can't eat. So, yeah, it makes sense. Well, that's true. That is true. The, the eggs thing is, I'm, I can't wait for science to fix me. I think, like, they're going to be able to change my DNA.

Like, I can definitely, I definitely can be over. Like, when I went to Costa Rica, I was kind of over eggs. I was like, all right, this is the only thing I'm really eating here. I'm kind of sick of it. But not being able to have eggs again would definitely. There's definitely a thing that's upset. Like, no, most fried rice has eggs in it. That sucks ass because I love.

Damn. And then fucking, I used to love these breakfast burritos from like this Mexican, these Mexican joints. And they all have, it's like 70% of what's in the burrito. So it's just like asking for no eggs is stupid.

Because then the burritos is tiny pathetic. With just bacon and fucking potato. Bacon and potato and I guess a little bit of cheese. And they're like, what are you fucking retarded? What are you? They just bust it, it is busting it and

RAPA and handed to you. You know there's come. That really is tragic. We're going to. Oh yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Let's just go. Let's just go.

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That's insane. I'll do whatever the fucking normal milligrams is. I am. I will drink. I'll do it. It's been a while. Like I've been meeting the, the thing is it's like there's no dispensaries in Burbank.

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Okay. So, let me, let me run you through it really, really quickly, the most superficial as possible. What did you even? What happened was there's a young, there's a young black man named Carmelo Anthony. Oh. But he was, he was at a school and event and some white,

white student who was known to be a bully. This is a fact, this part is not a fucking false. He's known to be a bully. Carmelo is a very well-doing student and an athlete. He was talking to some girl and the athlete, the white boy came up,

antagonized him. And things came the blows and Carmelo ended up stabbing him killing the guy. Yeah, it's not, Exactly what I heard. I heard that it was more of like there was like a tent that was reserved for like it was like a football thing. Yeah. It was a situation that it came to be.

And he was where he shouldn't have been technically. The white, the white bully were like, hey, move, get out of here. I think he got pushed and he was antagonized. And then Carmel Anthony responded with stabbing the dude. And then he ended up dying. And I unfortunately, I think like it's just one of those things where, yeah, you're. in my opinion, of course, you're not, it's like they say,

don't bring a knife to a gunfight or don't, or the reverse, I should say, like, this guy pushed you so you shouldn't stab the nigger, you know, don't stab the guy. I don't think you should have killed the guy. I think that's pushed. I always say people are afraid to take a beating,

and I feel like that is kind of a lot of times. I think he shouldn't have stabbed the guy, but I think what makes it really fucked up is that very likely the situation was turned on its head. the person would have been found in this. Yeah, I want. That is the problem. Not to mention they purposely removed every sort of person of color from the,

from the stand. No one that was part of the jury was black. It was all white juror. Yeah, they purpose. They know they purposely. There was people that were black initially a part of the jury and they removed them from the jury. I didn't hear that part, but it wouldn't surprise me, I guess. And that is the problem because it's like, I think you shouldn't have killed them.

You just want people to be consistent. Like when you talk about fucking Trayvon Martin, for example, everybody agreed that George Zimmer and what the fuck? Why would you shoot? You're afraid to take a beating. And so you shy and killed this kid. Like when the worst that would happen, you would have gotten knocked out.

You know what I mean? The week prior, a young black person who was assumed to steal someone from an Asian store was shot in the back and killed for genuinely no reason. Like an Asian store owner shot and killed an innocent child.

Like the person, he was like, oh, you're stealing from me. How old is this kid? Carmelo. Is this high school? Yeah, yeah. He's like 17.

He's probably like 17. So he did, he's getting like he's getting no he should he shouldn't have killed him he's getting like 20 30 years yeah no one here is saying that he should have the problem but I think at the same time he was also aggressed

the thing at the same time so it's like you just want it to be met on the same level you don't need to stab people if they got into a fist fight it would have been a normal high school incident that's the I agree I agree but it's not even that because it's more of what just the outcome like you were saying the race thing

it's like that fucking guy in the middle or whatever, choked that dude on the subway. So he choked him on the train. And then that guy was like acquitted or something. It's like that. It's like that guy was excessive. And then because of unfortunately his standing and then this is this white black kind of dynamic where like say if it was flipped and if it was a black guy choking a white guy out to death, who knows what the sentence would have been. Like there's still.

Very likely. Very likely it would have been a very different sentence. That's the actual problem because unfortunately everybody can agree. that's not a racist piece of shit that clearly that guy shouldn't choke them out to death. But then when the race stuff comes into it, it's like, what's the sitting should be? And that's when things you're fucked up. You generally just shouldn't kill people. I'm on multiple minds, right?

Generally. Is that like I think the kid, the kid, you don't, this is, it's a kid situation. So at this moment, it's like there's a kid situation. Very likely it wouldn't have got to the, it wouldn't have got to the point where it would have got to someone being there offended by hurt. But at the same time, you don't know what people are going to do you. And you cannot assume people are just going to open you up and then not harm you or hurt you. You have to defend yourself. I think you should teach you to defend themselves without using weapons more often than not because it's way easier to kill somebody and just on irreparable with a weapon than not.

That's all that. That's the entire thing. In the same instance, it's like he was literally aggressed. This is a Chris Brown situation again. I don't care. It's a Chris Moran situation again. I don't care. It's simple is fucking.

It's really simple. Even in the George Zimmerman thing, Trayvon Martin fucking was beating him up first. He should not have been killed. After he was followed. He was followed. Yes, exactly. Following is not the same thing as getting assaulted. Yes, but you don't know what people.

I agree. I very much so agree. I always say I agree with you that it shouldn't end up with someone dying. I don't care who started it, dude. When you are felt to be under attack, it is not as simple as just like, oh, this person is not going to hurt me. Because Trayvon, because Trayvon was, at the end of the day, he was right. That guy killed him.

This man that followed him that he wanted to beat up to him alone, ended up killing him. That's the thing. Literally. So he was right to have that, like, defensive nature. What I just don't like about, like, say the, because this is like the conservative trope of, like, this is the thing that they always point to the Second Amendment and all this stuff. And they're always like the chud, the builders type shit. They're always trying to point to this thing that I'm defending myself. And they think that that is all the justification they need to kill somebody when it's like, bro, I know you're just too.

coward to take a beating. That is the entire problem. I will take a meeting. I'm okay with that. I agree, but I'm clearly not that kind of guy. Right. So it's just like, but arguing from that standpoint at all is fucking kind of weird. It's not because you cannot, I don't know, man. I look, I, people need, you got to be aware of the logic of pits that will be to fall into. That'll be, I get that. This is a high school setting. This is the high school setting. No, that's why I agree to see. That's why there's like, to even be like, you don't know what someone's going to do. It's like, I would assume if I'm in high school, I would not think I'm going to get killed. So I'm not going to try to stab somebody.

I don't. I have been in quite a few fights in high school particularly. And I never thought I was going to get stabbed for the most part. But I also very easily could have been. But you weren't. I could have been, you know. And I didn't. And also, I wasn't a person that went looking for problems.

Right. I don't think that other person was either. That's not neither here nor there. It's just that escalation. I'm talking about Camilla Anthony. Like, I don't think he was looking for. problems, but he still thought I'm going to stab. He went

too far, and I think that is on the 9th. It's literally just that. I just want people I think, just like, we learned in Friday. It's just like, hey, you know, Craig pulls out the gun, think trying to, he was going to shoot, um, fucking Debo. And then he got convinced to put it down because it was like, dude. That's also, that's also bullshit.

But yes, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get some. You lose some, but you live to fight another day. That is the realest shit that you can keep somebody in the hood instead of just having an itchy trigger finger. I agree that that's a good lesson to teach in the hood. That is absolutely not hood shit at all, though. That's the fucking problem.

Demo would have got his head blown smooth off his neck. And that's why it's so important to teach that lesson because obviously if Pops wouldn't have said that if that wasn't the norm. You right? He wouldn't be. He wouldn't be saying. He wouldn't be saying that to Craig. If that wasn't the normal. It's like, oh, you're so quick to put pickup again.

gun. It's like you're afraid you're afraid to catch an ass woman. You're all afraid. You're all cowards because to me if you're carrying and I don't care if you're a conservative, I don't care if you're fucking gangster. You're carrying because you're a fucking coward. Like you are scared. I think it depends. I think it could be a psychopath and want to kill somebody. But I would say most people. I think there's more nuance than that. I think I think there's, uh, there isn't too much nuance in wanting to carry a, um, a fucking weapon that you know can kill somebody. There is a nuance to it. Yeah, there is. I disagree with that. Well, there's no one.

There's totally nuance to everything. You can make a ball of a bunch of the fake nuance in your own head to justify it. There is literally nuance. I think like if you live in a dangerous area. A conservative with a big truck. And if I told him he's a coward, he would never agree with me. He would say, no, I have a nuanced situation in an explanation. And I would be like, I don't believe you.

So you can have, you can sprinkle in all the nuance you want. But there comes from a logical fallacy. There's differences. Well, just give me an example. An old person that lives in a dangerous area that has. trying to get back and forth from home and they've been robbed multiple times. Them choosing to carry a firearm and protect themselves, that is nuanced. They have a firearm because they need to protect themselves.

And see, in this situation where I would say, that's why it's nuanced. I would say it's nuanced, but I still would push back against that nuance and say, listen, there's many different things and there's many people who still would like, no, I don't want to kill somebody. I'm not going to do this. And they don't have to worry about killing some. But the thing is that your life has to be in danger to change your perspective of that. Like I don't want to carry guns.

Oh, no, no, no. I understand that. For people, let me, let me one of the ultimate examples of people who say, for example, have every right to maybe feel vengeful like somebody, Holocaust survivor. And they're like, I still don't want to kill these people. I don't want to kill Nazis. Like that. Those are different contexts. No, no.

The context is someone who's been in danger before. Yeah. That's the context, Kingston. Because that, because that is time to let yourself heal, opposed to, trauma developed. Like it's like it's like like for you. You're just you're trying to weasel out of this right now. Derek,

Derek, look, no. I know. I know. All I'm trying to say. You're not even wrong. You're not even wrong. What I'm trying to say is there are people who will never devolve to that. I agree.

And they would say they would say, they would say, they would say, I understand what you're going through, but there's always another way. Derek, I respect your point. I agree with your point. I'm not saying you're wrong. It should be, it should be. That should be the mentality of like someone doesn't. wrong by you and you can see beyond it, but I cannot fault someone that feels if they've been

put in danger time and time again. And then next time, they don't know what's going to happen to them. So I, um, so that is why I say it is new. So the reason why like I understand what you're because it can get to a fine line of like victim blaming and then we'll wrap this up. But like there's, I think that in the same way, especially like say people being in the hood and I've spent enough time in the hood and stuff like that. And I know from personal experience, how you can remove yourself from that situation and there's other people that feel like they can't or they just don't have people try to talk to them

and they will just justify it by saying oh I understand you live in a dangerous neighborhood so you have guns I understand carry on and I say I think we can do better than this I think you can do better but I think in a moment it's a lot that goes into it man I think it's just like because a woman a woman getting assaulted right like she gets assaulted and she gets hurt physically someone

completely dominating her. And then you respect her to be like, oh, like, obviously don't, don't go out those times. No, no, no. Like, look, I would even say this. I'll even say this case. You know, we know there's way too many women that get assaulted, obviously. It's, it's overwhelming the numbers. How many of them carry weapons now?

Not, not enough, honestly. But I would say, but the point is not many, meaning that they didn't just go out and be like, I'm going to kill some of, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, but you understand what I'm saying. Yeah, but also holding up having a weapon, I'm going to kill someone. I'm going to kill someone is also different too. That's why I said literally it's extremely nuanced. When you have a firearm, you have to be, you have to know that this thing is meant to kill somebody. And there is a possibility I'm going to.

So you buy and purchase it and carrying knowing that. So you are comfortable with that level of you might have to kill someone at some point. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. But a lot of people aren't. comfortable with that and that's why even when they are assaulted or attacked or something they still don't go out and buy something that's all

I don't I'm not even saying they shouldn't I'm just saying that is the that is the I think most people don't want to kill somebody and it's kind of escalation to that is unfortunate when it comes from so it's interesting when like a kid like going back to Carmel Anthony it's just that when he gets pushed to the point where he feels like he

needs to do that I'm like damn bro I just I feel like it's like I don't see it because that doesn't come out of of nowhere. It's like you, what pushed you to you think like, oh, I got to do this right now. It's a weird. That's why I feel like it has it has to be it has to be more. I will say the nuance between that. I wish we knew what was in his brain, right? Exactly. That's the one thing. I like I think the the removal of nuance is one of the most dangerous things ever. And I think understandably I would I want to live in a world where people have the right understanding

to be like, look, man, which are carrying right now can it's meant to end lives. You got to understand when you take this out what situation you're putting yourself in a me. Try it on yourself first. before you use it on somebody else. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that I agree. But it's unfortunate. It's like this,

I don't know, man. Like I know people who have been attacked multiple times, all the relatives that have been attacked in the city. And I'm just like, dude, like, if you, if put the gun in your mind. If you, if you can't feel safe in this moment and you can't find a means to prevent yourself from being a target at times, how am I going to look you in the face and be like, yeah, but don't wave that thing at them, it's like, nah, take that shit out and DSA situation and get away from him if you can.

And if it's no, if there's no other choice, and you feel like your life is truly in danger, I don't know, man. That's something you got to wrestle with yourself. Listen, man, and it's not a preference. I know that shit happens. And this is coming from somebody who's been in situations that are very dangerous. I've, I've been mugged. I wouldn't say mug.

I wouldn't successfully robbed. But I've been jumped. I've been attacked. So I'm even coming from somebody from like, if anybody tried to accuse me, like, oh, you've never been in the situation or something. something like that, you know, this disrespectful-ass fucking sleepy nigger, man. I'm sorry, like, it's not, I'm not tired. It's just my head is like pounding.

I don't know what the fuck happened. I don't know what the fuck. Let's wrap it up. People have put weapons on me for nothing. And I'm just like, dude, we're just talking shit right now. I had it. And it's like, what's happening? A lesbian, though, like Drew Carey fucking pulled a gun on him.

Like, I've told me, I've been a situation like that, though. I've been a situation. That is what the, what? I've probably mentioned this on the podcast many a long time ago. A Drew Carey, lesbian shot you Chris the Chris the McDonald's

the one by the high school we were talking shit to some kids and they pulled guns out on us and I was like dude I'm 16 you're at least 23 and you have a hammer aimed at me what is happening thought it was cute they probably thought it was cute I hate that shit bro no they thought they thought that was really silly

they thought that was tough they're like oh this is how you react it's like I'm 16 that's what I'm saying like how is it tough to be like you're in a car it's like hunting you know like the hunters like like you think you're tough by blowing an animal. I got them. I used the arrow with dynamite on and I got it.

You think you're tougher than me? I blew up the head of a sleeping deer from a mile away. Damn, that's amazing, Joe. You're the best Joe Rogan. I love that you can. Joe Rogan. If you deal with the air, I respect it. But if you do it with a genuine, like, not even a compound.

But if you carpet bomb an area and a blow up one deer, it's like my d'all. What is wrong with you? Like what is it wrong with that? That's so crazy. Is there any meat last? You killed so many squirrels and bugs. They should do like a little show about a, it'll be like a Netanyahu goes hunting. And it's just him in the wildlife.

And he sees a deer and he just calls a drone strike on it. Like I did it. I did it. This is hunting. I'm so good. Everyone praise me. I am such a skilled. He sees an American podcast.

I give a take it doesn't like any. He does something rather silly to him. I don't want this dude's head to explode. Did you see him, Benjamin and Yahoo, by the way, and then we'll keep reading. Benjamin and Yahoo, he was given some speech or whatever, and he said, like, I can't remember what was it? Choose for Palestine. That might as well, you might as well have a sign saying chickens for KFC. I did see that.

I thought that was fake. He said that. I thought that was fake. It seemed too stupid. As if Palestine is the KFC and Israel is the chain. And I'm just like, that's what's so fucking stupid. How they try to pretend like that's so funny. It's so fucking shitty, man.

There's a conversation of, you have. Yeah, Gaza looks like an unfinished level. Right now. Right. Like it looks like a great. How could Palestine be KFC if Palestine is gone? Do you see Jerry Seinfeld? They were like, are you for a person?

Yeah, I said that. It doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. Oh, my gosh. I said shit, dude. I was hoping someone's going to knock them out. Excuse me. I'm going to go hug it.

I must go forward to a 17 year old. Bye. Everybody, everyone in the comments section was just, yeah, absolutely just calling him a pet of bones. It was pretty funny. I love it.

I love it. Oh, stop hitting me. Stop. I love Palestine. Never mind. Stop. You're not to hit me for free. I was kidding.

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The RSS feed. Shouldn't be. That's the second time I've seen something like that. So maybe there is truth to that. What's going on? I mean, you would think there would be more people saying if that's... Yeah.

How, if the RF's fucked up how people are watching it at all. No, there's... No, that's not at... Well, the YouTube is different than RSS. That's where, like, most people listen through the RSS feed,

which it goes through our, you know, the speaker or whatever. So, yeah. If there's an issue... If there's an issue, it's either on spreekers end. It must be on spreekers end then because, like, there's, there's, I've not seen anything out of the ordinary from, from what I look at. Yeah, I'm not, uh, I mean, I'll double check. I'll double check. Yeah, might be worth it. But like, yeah, I, I would suspect it's either like a local issue or spreekers just having some issues.

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I realize what it is. I woke up at like 8 and we recorded that spoiler cast and I didn't and I didn't eat at all So I haven't eaten since like I haven't eaten since like 8 p.m. yesterday So I'm fucking I'm fading. That's pretty cool.

But we'll uh we'll see you guys next time We're going to do a Jeopardy for our extra ammo Uh So keep an eye out for that. Yeah. Um, yeah, I'm fading. I got to eat.

I'm starving. So I'll see you next time. All right. Bye, everybody. Merry Christmas. Sianara, niggas. I love you. I love you, Dave, Rubin.

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