The Snark Tank - #416: Stay Away From Helicopters

Episode Date: June 19, 2026

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It's like, oh, this doesn't feel right. Well, welcome to the start tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's, uh, it's them, Sweeney and Derek. we've got a lot they them get it right oh is that is that what's happening right now is that is that is that is that is that is that what's happening is are you're making it making a change that's what you guys stand now that's the right month right month to fucking start you know switching it up or whatever yeah I fuck with it oh yeah it's gay month it is it is

it is it is two days right month you said was pride mom shout to my homosexual niggis out there much appreciated I love you guys yeah I guess What can the StarTank? My guess, we've got we've got some stuff to talk about. They know they're welcome. It's like it feels whatever. Come be gay here.

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all right behind the but with that said what should we what should we start with I feel like there's a lot of the docket a lot has gone on line up bro I need a lineup I need to watch saw and pepper out too you need this guy to die everything yeah I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do a line I'm gonna do a die yeah I'm tired of you looking like you're older than me bro

I don't like that can't help it brother can't help it man Kaysson you should dye your hair platinum blonde I would love it I would literally never get accepted back it's my family if I just like. Who cares? Like your family? I do. I love my family even. What do you mean? I mean, Willie's family? No, my family. They're just across the country, but they still, they still my family. Why would they not accept you? You know why. Why are you still, why are you still rolling with with bigots, bro? Why aren't you doing your duty? It's prime month. Because I can't help it. You can't help. I love unconditionally. I can't help it.

That is true. That is crazy. That's good. I remember your best friend was a like, a raging Nazi. I do remember you telling me about that. Yeah, I remember you had you said before you moved over, you were like one of my best friends. He said they had a, he had a portrait of Heimlich Himmler on his chest. That's crazy.

One of my good friends is essentially a Nazi now. He was, it makes me really sad. What's his name? What's this full government name? I'm not going to say he's not going to bleep it out like last time. Hey, hey, I fixed it. I fixed it. Yeah, you, Ottravese, you ran it back. I met, I'm mad. You know what's so funny.

Like, oh, did you post it on, unredacted? Dude, I, I, I, I'm not even sure what happened because I had all my notes and everything and I'm like, oh, I got this, I got this. And like, I think I just like ran a unfinished version or so.

I did something that I was like, what did I do? And then I just basically, I just swapped them. I was like that. I don't even know. I'm not even sure what I did. But, you know. It's not even ideal. Don't lose sleep, bro. Don't operate on lack of sleep.

I'm trying to sleep more. It's kind of. It's not a deal. Don't worry about it. That person's... Dude, I... I find out about it, it's fine. The last couple days...

The last couple days and fucked for me, dude. Like, I... Like, I found... I was so awake at, like, 2.30 in the morning,

and I could not, for the life of me, go to sleep. I took, like, melatonin and shit. I took, like, I took, like, 40 milligrams of meltonin.

Oh, well. And it still didn't do anything. I was like, what the fuck you going? I fell asleep at, like, I think, at, like, 7 a.m.

And then I woke up, like I think four hours later and tried to like correct myself by being tired earlier in the day and then like that fixed it. It was just like what the fuck. Because I woke up at like 8 a.m. the previous day. So there was no reason why I should have been that. I didn't nap or anything. It was weird. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck's going on. My body's like falling apart. There's literally nothing worse than not being able to get enough sleep. That shit fucking sucks, dude. Yeah, I don't know. Really, really, really bad. I'm not even really convinced that I ever truly learned how to fall asleep. I feel like it's just something that occasionally happens or I like exhaust myself like I don't know there's because there's some people who

can just fall asleep yeah I just turn it on he can just go to bed it's crazy to me I'm not too bad at it I just fight I fight it until I can't anymore and uh I don't know why I do that I usually go to sleep until I pretty much pass out a little bit on my computer chair and I'm like okay I need to go to sleep and I shouldn't do that because then I get I've got to sleep out I think I would have to sleep last night I like five

5 a. Yeah that shit wears down your brain Literally Hell yeah it does It's really not good for you It's like well it wears it in your heart It wears down your brain if you If you don't sleep the proper amount of time after right if I still get up

No no no it burns your brain It just burns you out you should sleep You shouldn't just go long periods without sleeping It fucks your brain up Well sure I guess I was just at a sleep specialist like a like a like literally too day. No, I understand. Right. But what it's what it sounded like you were saying was like no matter how much you sleep, if you go, if you stay up all night, you're fucked. That's what it sounded like you were saying, which is not necessarily strictly true. If you don't sleep when you need to sleep, you will burn your brain up. That's as simple as it is. You got you got to get your rest because your brain. You just got to recharge, man. Yeah. Literally. It fucks your metabolism. It fucks your it. It fucks your. You know, your literal you you you get dementia faster. Your heart fails faster. It's like.

insane. Yeah. Please sleep, people. Please sleep. It's really good for you. Yeah. It's so obvious, but I still just don't sleep enough. You know, it's just one of those things.

It's hard to, man. Especially when you have like a real, a real life. Like I imagine parents, dude, parents don't sleep. And literally, I think that's why parents go through that change and just becoming crazy. Oh, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. My mom and dad just don't make sense anymore for some reason now.

They used to be like a reasonable. people and now they're just everything I want to do they tell me I'm wrong. My dad's gargling air. I don't know what happened. He wakes up, he wakes me up, kisses me on the forehead and goes and then runs away. I've seen my dad chew straight through buildings.

What the fuck is going on? Well, listen. Where do we want to talk? So where do we want to start with? There's a lot to get into. What's going to order? Start with the Knicks. Oh yeah.

Yeah, the Knicks. We finally, we did it. Nickers. They got one. The New York Knickerbockers. The Knickerbockers. Sir. The New York Knickerbockers.

Shout out to the team. Finally champions again. Shout out to 53 years. Squad, bro. Shout out to NYU, man. I'm so proud of us. That was such a crazy. I was so jealous of the energy over there, man.

I'm jealous of the energy over there in general, to be honest. Do you feel the pull? Do you feel the poll back home right now? for tomorrow. I feel the pull all the time. Sunday I felt really bad. Sunday I felt really bad not being in New York. It literally made me like sad.

Was Sunday the parade? Yeah, the parade. I really wanted to be there. I've got pictures from a bunch of my family in the parade like dancing. Freaking one of my cousins got a picture with freaking Anthony Ramos and shit. And I'm like, come on. I wish I was there.

Who's Anthony Ramos? He's the, he's the guy from in the Heights. The main guy from in the Heights. She had pictures with him, like, hugging him, and they were singing together. And I'm like, of course. Of course they would be there. Yeah, I don't know, man.

I always feel the poll to New York. But like, yeah, over the weekend, these last couple days have been quite. I should take a quick trip. Hit up the parade on Thursday. I'm thinking about it. But I want to leave Lily. That makes me feel bad. If I can't bring her, it's not going to be the same.

Well, I guess. that's my girl dude I can't just leave my she's not even Puerto Rican she's a Mexican she doesn't belong there I can't leave my wife behind dude the fuck I mean your Mexican wife does not belong in New York

I absolutely that's crazy absolutely can because I feel like like if if Jojo was like oh there's a specific event that means the world to me I gotta go I couldn't go go please enjoy yourself you know don't worry about me I feel bad not going with her

she not experienced that with her because like when is like someone I'm going to go down to do that without it just I don't know For me personally, I get it. Like, I have the draw to go back home really bad, actually. But I just don't want to do without her. Now without my, now without my main squeeze.

Yeah, Kingston's not his own person. Definitely not. But also, like, but also, Mexicans don't belong in New York. That's crazy. You're a Mexican, get out of New York. You guys got, you guys got Texas. You got New Mexico.

You got so much of California. You get, leave it. Give us, let us have New York and Miami, all right? Chris, Chris, please shut the fuck up. That's crazy telling a group of people, hey, you don't belong here. All I'm saying, look, I'm not saying it in like a racist way. The predominant culture there is Puerto Rican. Let's enjoy the fact that it's Puerto Rican and Jamaican and shit, all right?

Let's be happy with that. But don't exclude. And if you're a sombrero polisher, get the fuck out of there. Don't exclude. Don't exclude our Mexican brothers. If they're not excluding. Kingston, then the predominant culture goes away. They're replacing you, sir.

There's a great. What you guys are talking about? This is fucking bothering me. What is happening? No. No, shout out. Shout to everybody. Shout out to everybody in New York.

Even the Mexicans who don't belong there. And the Puerto Ricans and everybody. First and foremost, show love to our Caribbean, brothers and sisters. All right, bro. We are many islands, but of one culture, one people. So shout out to that. Shout out to the fact that we're part black. We have better music and fashion and dance and everything else.

But also, respect to our Mexican brothers and sisters are below the border brothers and sisters shout out to you guys we appreciate it thank you for shal and the Mexicans shout out to all the Mexicans who are very overrepresented congratulations

they are overrepresented it makes sense why but they are very represented I'm fucking somebody's gonna take this for mega seriously but me me there's always like a couple of dorks that

just always it's like that's not you can do about that Christopher, all right? I'm Mexican. I can't speak Spanish, but I'm Mexican and I really care about this. But yeah, the, I don't know, man. Like, yeah, the energy there was crazy. It's so funny that the only game that Trump went to was the one that they fucked up. You know, narrowly too. It's so clear that like he was the the main ingredient. But we got we got this great game. So, you know, everything happens for a reason, I guess. So Jalen Brunson, man, little little tiny ass Jalen Brunson, relatively tiny to the obviously to the NBA because he's fucking taller than me clearly.

And he's shorter than me. He's noticeably shorter than me. He's noticeably shorter than I am. A couple of inches or something like that. He's a bit shorter than me. I think he's like on a good day. He's 6-1, and he's interesting, dude, because he's 6-1. He's not fast. He's not hyper-athletic, but he's really good, man.

He's really good at knowing where to put the ball. That's what you do. You don't have that natural talent of something, like, being, like, insanely fast or whatever it is, then you just work on all your fundamentals, like that dude, Alexander Volcanowski in the UFC. He's that guy. He's short king, 5-6, and he's fucking double champ. he's not particularly talented in anything. He's just good at everything because he worked really hard.

And I'm like, I fuck with that. Jalen Brunson is fucking bitch-ass dad. Shout out to Rick Brunson. But like they- He's not ever done anybody. That's a cool dude. But like, yeah,

they've done some good work. And it's cool to see that. Man, that motherfucker's scored 45 points in last game. You know, because they were done by Michael Jordan, which is crazy dude. They would not have won that game if he didn't do that.

He had to do it. He was just like, fuck. Because he played wrong, man. He played real basketball. That was cool, man. Alvarado, Avarado did very good as well, too, without him, without him being so fucking, so squarely on the court.

Yeah. I really have to, I really have to say this, man. I'm getting such an overwhelming sense of deja vu. I swear to God, we talked about all this. But my co-as have assured me that we didn't. I would stake my life that we talked about it.

But I'm probably wrong. I haven't slept much either, so I probably have dementia. Yeah, I don't think we did. We might have. talked about um so we did oh so i'm actually so we did a a jeopardy do you remember what day we did jeopardy i don't remember whatever yeah that's the thing i i feel like life is in jeopardy the fuck you talk about it absolutely is you don't fucking know me nigga i'll fucking slaughter everybody in this building

right now don't fuck with me god damn no i think we talked about a little bit on the jeopardy thing and do i'm upset about the jeopardy thing because uh i i was actually trying to recover uh apparently there's a cloud that everything uploads to but like it's in like it's in the like low res and I was like oh let me at least just get that it's not working it just will not down I'm so upset we're missing so we're missing 30 the audio for everything the audio is fine but dude the visual cues of a couple of those moments both of them are missing you because your your video didn't finish it's so stupid it's so upsetting so we use riverside and it kind of sucks like it's It's been really fucking up for us for a while.

I think we're probably going to. We should probably switch to something. Probably find something else because even like this. What the fuck's the point of this even has the, it says there's a cloud thing. And then I tried downloading it. And it's like, it should take like 15 minutes.

I left it open for hours. Literally the whole. Yeah, like I left my video. I left my shit uploading for the entire day and it didn't do it. So like, and I know my internet's not great. It's not that bad. Like that's fucking ridiculous.

So we might, It might be time to switch over to something else. But in the meantime, what else? Did we mention the passing of Oliver Tree? Oh, no, no, no. We talked about that. It's crazy, man. When did that happen?

That happened this week, right? That happened, yeah. Whenever we recorded that Jeopardy. So I'm assuming we did it this weekend. I just can't remember all the days are jumbling together for me. do we do it over the weekend we did the jeopardy I think Saturday Saturday

Saturday proper I think Was it Saturday? I literally don't fucking remember We did it on Saturday June 14th So Oliver Tree died on Sunday Sunday so we did it on Sunday I guess so

Fuck I don't remember that at all Whatever It doesn't matter at this point Whatever we're locked it The uh So he Yeah so he was in Rio DeGeno I guess

and some helicopter crash. Yeah, two helicopters collided. That's insane, man. How do you hit another fucking, you have such a, you have, the odds of that seem insane to me. It really does.

Because, like, what do you mean? There's like, you have a complete three-dimensional freedom at, like, the entire spectrum of, of spatial movement available to you, and you somehow collide with the only other thing that's in that space with you. real shit it seems fucking zany man it definitely it is without any context i don't understand it at all and then you know i i would need someone to explain exactly what happened because yeah as of like

as you're explaining it seems weird like how did how the fuck did this happen it's like you guys are flying 500 fucking miles an hour like a plane or some shit you know so i don't know yeah i also just i mean i feel the way about most helicopter crashes even the ones that like hit mountains and it's like what you didn't see the mountain there i think you lose control the wind The winds happen, you lose control and shit. It's just unfortunate. I mean, I know the Kobe one who was foggy. When, who, which there was a famous singer, I think.

Who was it that hit like the side of a mountain at night? Justin Rueh. Jason Rulo. It was like, I'm only going to break, break, break the pain apart. I'm only going to break this plane apart. I'm going to hit this mountain and I'm in pain. Oh, I hit this mountain. Oh, it hurts really all much.

I'm fucking dying. I'm only gonna break, break this mountain apart. I'm only gonna break this mountain apart. Keep going. Keep going. Apart. Apart. Notice how we all laughed the first time. So he really knew.

Apart. Yeah. Who was it? John. No, it wasn't John Denver. What am I saying? I don't know. John Denver.

That'd be crazy Let's see Hell, oh, I think it was That awesome blues dude Duke Ellington Oh my goodness I can't remember his name It's clearly awesome blues guy 13

Clearly Shit, I can't remember I can't believe Whatever The epic rap battles of history people Yeah it was definitely them No this was epic It was nice Peter and Epic Lloyd

Introducing Epic Floyd. Kobe versus fog. That's crazy. Let's see. No. So, yeah, look that up.

Uh, and, uh, get back to us when you find it. So, so that happened, Oliver Tree. He's like only like 32 or something. Like, he's exactly our age. Or me and Kingston's age. Yeah. He's crazy. He looked way older, but like, you know, like, you know, like, you know.

That's how he'd wear his hair and shit. But it's so it's really sad because everyone liked him. He like there's not a single terrible like a shitty story about him out there. Yeah. It's unfortunate. It's like, oh, wow, this guy is like, it seemed like a nice person. I just unfortunately just just bad place, bad time and loses his life. It's always tragic.

Apparently he flew in helicopters a lot, which is just to me is just like, I don't know what you're fucking doing, brother. Like that's a bad juju on a helicopter, in my opinion. You really, I really kind of don't. think you could pay me to get on a helicopter. Like, I don't, I don't think you could do it. Yeah, I, I don't want to. I just, I have no business being on one, so there's that. Yeah.

That's unfortunate. Seeing people die, seeing people die that are just like, there's so many shitty people, you know, that's what I think of every time. I'm like, come on, man. The thing that's crazy about is that, like, the Twitter was just circulated because it's just like, all the people who are there, like, taking pictures of the crash and shit. Oh, shit. And it's just like, it is nart.

Probably. Like, it's overpopulated in a bitch. Of course it's going to be happening like that in Brazil. I know. But like it's because apparently like they crashed into a fucking electric car. Yeah, the middle. Like an electric car dealership or something. Yeah.

Yeah. So they just got like fucking all that. It's just a massive electrical fire on top of it. So it's just like, ooh. Oh man. That ain't that's either the best way to go out or just like easily the worst. You know what I mean? Because it's either like you'd have to imagine you probably like just shocked to death immediately.

You didn't even get. any powers or anything yeah sucks yeah you didn't even get like static shock powers you just you just became charcoal that's crazy i hope it was like instant death bro you know what i mean one yeah one would hope man yeah because it's like because there's like six other people too like there's like another there was like another YouTuber i think who like i i had i was not familiar with it all i think they're brazilian yeah brazil like a brazilian or like a portuguese just definitely not an American content creator, but it's

it's crazy. I can't larp and pretend like I know any about anything about Oliver Tree. I think I really hate his music quite frankly, but like, you know, it's just it's sad. It's sad whenever people just die in really avoidable ways.

Especially for reasons like that. It reminds me that the fucking lady was thrown off the bridge in Brazil also. There were a bunch of Brazil's been on one lately. I mean, Brazil's had a streak for a very, very long time. I remember, like, you and I talking a lot about, like, earlier, like, when we lived together,

how, like, it seems like every horrifying live leak video that we come across, either happens in a Chinese factory or Brazil. Just in general. So, but I see it. All right, so guys, I, Stevie Ray Vaughn is who I was thinking of. Mm. Remember fucking, uh, because I was like some bluesy guy. Steve Ray Vine, he, I think it was after an award show.

Oh, no, it was actually, it was an award show. It was a concert. Yeah. Okay. A ski hill. God damn. Yeah, he slammed into a ski hill after that. But anyway, Brazil, speaking of Brazil, did you guys hear about that story of that chick that got thrown off a, a derelict bridge that people.

Yeah, we literally just mentioned it. Oh, you said that? I'm sorry. I was as I was, we all have to mention. No, I was, I was searching for that,

Stevie, I was searching for that thing. Yeah, you were listening in the background. Yeah, so like, fucking I turned off my audio so you guys can hear me. But okay.

I got you. Yeah, that show was wild. That shit's crazy because like, you can see in the video there's like so many, there's like four people or something. And they're all like, nobody noticed that the rope wasn't.

That is your only job is, is the rope. It's, yeah, like the one thing, oh, let's make sure this rope is secure. before we throw her and no one did it.

That would be like that would be like that would be like that feels to be almost like selling somebody a car and forgetting to put the wheels on. That's like like you didn't notice that the wheels were not. Like you look you were staring at the car for a good like 50 seconds and you didn't notice the wheels weren't there. It's your it's arguably the only important part of that job. is the is the rope right right you can you can you can you can quite literally completely slouch on everything else i think everything about that situation bothered the fuck out to me man i i was like

what the fuck very fucking strange genuinely made my night worse it was to the point where there was people in the comment section of the video that i saw were like uh they were thinking like this has to be like a conspiracy theory this has to be these guys conspired to kill this woman because it doesn't make sense. And I was like, I understand where you're coming from. But like also, you can't underestimate human stupidity.

You got to remember that. Like this is just one of those things where this is obviously not nearly as serious, but I remember when that it's everyday bro song came out. And there was that fat guy, Nick Crompton, where one of his lines he said,

England is my city. and they talked about they had there was probably 12 different people they were working with with that song and no one noticed that that line England is my city because that became like a huge thing

and it kind of blew up as a meme and they're like no one noticed and it was just one of those weird things like people noticed listening immediately like England's not a fucking city what the hell are they talking about but nobody in the room noticed well yeah maybe

my worry with that stuff is that like like, okay, so there's either two realities and none of them are, none of them are particularly good. The first reality is that they just genuinely didn't notice and they like left it in there, right? Because nobody was smart enough to call them. It's like, hey, England's not a city. The second thing is like, they knew, like someone along the pipeline was like, hey, that doesn't really make sense. And they're like, oh, but that's, oh, but that's, but that's attention grabbing, isn't it? And it'll make millions of people feel smarter than they are if they pointed out, right? And it'll make them feel good like, you know what I mean?

Like, I think there's like a lot of engineering that. I think you would do that. I think you would do that, not them. Maybe. I don't know. I try not to underestimate people, but like I think, yeah, it is. I think you're overestimating those guys. I would just say that.

Potentially. I think those guys. I think they just don't care enough. I feel like that's also true. That is also true. For that specific moment, there's, there's a lot of people that like, say, for example, of Alex Jones is somebody I think is underestimated quite a bit Candace Jones is someone I think is underestimated quite a bit

A lot of people just oh they're fucking insane I'm like no pay attention Just like right now Alex Jones Is now talking mad shit about Trump in ways that he never would before All of a sudden now he knows all the illegal stuff Trump's doing So I was like guys pay attention Pay attention these guys aren't as crazy they're not as crazy as you think There's not many people who are there aren't many people who are insane

I think And the people who are insane don't read as insane as some of the people who pretend to be insane who are not insane. You know what I mean? Yeah. That was a lot. That was a word salad. But like I made sense.

But I think the most insane. I really do think Jordan Peterson is one of those people. I think Jordan Peterson is probably kind of. I think Jordan Peterson is insane. But like I don't think he reads as insane as like Alex Jones being like, you know, oh, fucking. Right.

You know what I mean? It's a different kind. Because he sits there and he's like, what do you mean? What do you mean grass? Define grass. But he means it stupid. I think he means it's stupid. No, because he's educated.

He's just insane. No, I think he's, I think, I think educated and stupid don't exempt one another. That's true. Like, I think he's genuinely stupid, like a dumb guy. There's the Venn diagram. Like, he's definitely, there's a lot of stupidity going there, but I think there's something post,

whatever, something happened to him. He's, he was, I'm telling you. He's in, he got into that, I don't know, fucking steak-induced coma or whatever the fuck he was doing and it fucked his brain and then he got put on a diet of just lemon juice and lead or like some

some crazy fucking thing and now he's just crazy. Like Joe Rogan I don't think is insane. Joe Rogan I think is just dumb. I think Joe Rogan's like earnestly stupid or like he's very suggestible. And there's like there's a Venn diagram of like nefarious stupid and insane and people

in these fields like you know they may be one they may be more. into one or like more into two than the other but like it usually is that bend diagram it's kind of like a shifting circle within that that triple bin diagram i agree with that i think it's a lot more a lot more nuanced i agree i want you guys opinion on something about joe rogan uh so recently i saw him uh he was a long time ago so let me start with this recently he said that like oh a lot of people talk about trump gets booed at ufc events and then and so jrogan recently said he's never been booed but i distinctly remember and people pulled up footage of his him being like, yeah, I took my headphones off. That motherfucker was getting booed out the fucking, like, what do you attribute that to? Do you think that's him like, he's so stupid, he doesn't remember he said that? Or do you think it's actual genuinely he's like, I'm going to lie because I need to,

like I'm compromised and I'm lying. Like, what do you think that is? I really do think that he just believes whoever, like, I really just think he's one of those people. He's like Trump in some way where he's just like, I'm going to, I believe the last person I get along with and speak to. I think I mean. And then if somebody else comes out and it's the same thing with like Bernie, right?

Like he like he was like a Bernie guy when he was talking to Bernie. And then like years later when he's talking to people who aren't Bernie people, he's like shitting on him. It's kind of that thing where it's just like, you are whatever, like whoever you're speaking to in any given moment. There's some things where he pushes back because he just either knows or whatever. Like there's some things that he knows. Like when Dave Rubin went up there and he was like, what did he say? wait he said Dave Rubin said something insane on Joe Rogan

and Joe Rogan was like no that's crazy you can't do it was like something about construction or something or like how like construction company shouldn't be regulated and Joe Rogan is like that's insane they would definitely cut corners and then buildings would be less safer

that's that's kind of that's ridiculous yeah so there's some things that he still understands but I do I think he earnestly forgot that he said that but I also think he doesn't care I think I think I think Joe's completely compromised

What do they have on him man I think he's like if he's because if he's not stupid Then he must have done something crazy Like I'm on I'm operating under the assumption that he fucked the cat And they have and they have like footage of it Or something and I mean I mean a kitten Like a kid's like tore apart and shit yeah Yeah he ate it put it to his protein shake

Like I don't He screamed Rogan at the top of his mom Yeah, Rupert's his catchphrase. His catchphrase, he just finishes eating a kitten. Scroated. Screamed it from the fucking heavens after he ate that fucking cat. I just don't know. I just, like, it just seems like if you're not stupid, then you're just mega-compromised.

But I, but he just reads. I think he has the- Absolutely compromised, man. I think he's stupid on some stuff. I think it depends on the subject. Like, I've made videos about this guy where he was clearly stupid about the, the, the, the, the, the vaccine crazy craze like there was things about like watching a guy vape through a mask and be like see they don't work and then sharing that with his audience or i'm like that's just

stupid that's just a level of stupidity that is it's impressive but then there's times where you know like theo vons on the podcast and he's talking mad shit about xyz and then joe starts pushing back and gaslighting theo von where i'm like well that's fucking malice that's calculated You know what I mean? Like, that's not him being stupid. That's, no. Again, I think he's nefarious and dumb, but he's not insane. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I think, I think he's like, I don't think he's smart enough to remember all the conversations he's had. I'm sure he probably forgot that Trump got booed because he's just been ingratiated to him. And so he likes him. And he also likes the fact that he gets, you know, the, I mean, you're friends with the president of the United States. You're friends with the most powerful person in the world. In a lot of ways, you'd be dumb to throw that away, really. Like, it'd be principled to do that.

Sure. But you, I mean, like, why would you, like, why not? This guy's clearly willing to bend the law. Yeah, of course. Yeah, this guy's willing to. It's a president who's willing to bend the law to, to benefit the people who he likes. Right. Yeah, I mean.

Like, from a selfish perspective, you'd be stupid to like to be a principled person and go against it. Like, so I get it intellectually what he's doing. Yeah. But I do think he's also dumb. He has to be. Like, he's got the skeleton of a stupid person. Yeah. Like, yeah.

Like, if you, like, if you like, if you like, if you, like, if you, like, if you, like, that's such a crazy to say you've got a you've got a you've got a you've got a you've got a retards bill it's like a fucking neanderthal man like come on he is he's he's he's built like you've got a retard's build i enjoy that i enjoy i enjoy your ape like build like yeah he's he's never been particularly smart like i've i've listened to him since like 2012 and the come the smart stuff you would learn when he would bring on actually brilliant people on not like say you know post covid or i would say 20s and up we started bringing on really weird and shady people before there would be like real credible people actual scientists always natural scientists and it's always been a mixed bag for him i feel like he's famously has always had a mixed bag of people i think a lot of people who didn't listen to him think that but like i i've listened to him consistently like 2012 and then i've definitely watched i know you watched a few things here and there but i'm giving you something like from here's me who i i understand derrick i understand derrick i'm

not going against you. What I'm stating is that I definitely watched a thing where he got he had like an ayahuasca trip guy that was talking about like aliens living underground. Oh yeah. Like I think it was always a mixed bag. I don't think it was always a mixed bag. I don't think it was always insidious. That's the thing I can always go for.

So in that, no, but see, so we're talking about two different things. He's always had on like, say, people talking about aliens or Bigfoot or dumb bullshit, but they were never, it was never like, say, the type of, um, even when he would have on like dumb ass people like Graham Hancock or whatever the fuck that guy's name is

there was just like oh check this out this is interesting now it's to the point where it's like oh this is what's happening here's my book this is real I agree and then not even bring it on other people to it was something weird happened to where it only

became like a specific narrative and like there was a time where even when there was a vegan documentary that came out and he was like he's so anti-vegan it's crazy but he brought on a handful of people people that made the documentary he bought on these meat people and he used to do shit like that it was at least

like I need to explore all this stuff I'm not going to be completely retarded that stuff's completely gone I guess that's what I was kind of saying that um yeah because the alien and bigfoot shit was always there but he would also it's because he gets he gets to host the fucking UFC event at the 250

White House thing like he gets to be there and he gets to hold the microphone while some fucking Neanderthal makes a really like outdated joke about fucking Michelle Obama yeah a comedian by the way that's smiling and laughing at like the most like

like what do I mean comedian in quotes hard quotations man did you see Tony Hinchcliffe's like special no I'm not gonna so the only way unhinges dog John sucks some dick or something I can watch those is through like so Bay's frequency for example

shout out to that YouTuber he usually makes videos about Joe Rogan's terrible specials. Chris Delia, whoever, you know, Brendan Schab, all those people. So I know he has that in the pipeline. He's mean. He's mean. Like, like, like, I like his videos.

They're mean. They deserve it. Are they mean? I feel like they're very, I feel like he's very, I guess maybe because he's just very monotone. It doesn't come off as like inflammatory to me, but I think he's very, I think he's brutally honest.

Like I, like I think people like him deserve to be made fun of. of actually. I think the drogan sphere and the hinch of motherfuckers, they deserve to be made fun of. Oh, easily. But there are times I'm like for me, for me, I can like, when I don't like something, I leave it alone. Like, if I really don't like it, I leave it alone. I don't have any attachment to it at all. It's like, oh, this is

a shit. I don't want to be a part of it. And I think that's why I'm detached to a degree. These people really care about comedy. So for them, it's an insult that that's even there. Yeah. But for me, it's like, I like this thing, but like, I don't like you. I'm going to leave you alone. Go, go jump off. cliff, you know. But for the, like, for instance, right, the God of War love faith thing, right? Like, for me, I said this when, like, when Lily's, Henry Cous, young cousins were talking

about how people are being, like, shitty about the thing, right? And Lily was like, for me, my instinct is like this always. It's like, whenever something shitty is happening, people that are grifting or people that are trying to, like, minimize others, I'm like, dude, just don't worry about that. I know those are not real people interacting with those things, right? There are who interacting those things. It is real people.

And it's not always, like, it's, it's. not always the right thing to do to be like, oh, just ignore it. Because, you know, it's hard to ignore it stuff. People feel what they feel. But for me, my brain is always like, ah, whatever, fuck it. It's, this is ridiculous. I doesn't matter at all, which helps me cope, but some people need to kind of hash it out. They need to do that more. I totally understand that. I just wonder, like, I feel like, especially with this example of Godd or Lafay, I feel like this was one of those examples that I feel like would have been better served, served by leaving it alone because so much of the outrage is manufactured versus like say like the UFC being at the White House where there's a lot

of people that are like, I'm not watching this shit. I don't want to engage with it. But also, this is a huge fucking problem. There's so much in it that is just like that is such a huge problem that I would, I would say to people, no, maybe we should talk about this because this is crazy. But yeah, that law face shit, you know that like most of those people that are talking mad shit. They've played many games with female leads that they had no problem with. That's why I'm just like, fuck these people.

I know they're unsurious. I know that they don't actually care about this shit. And so that's why, like, I'm annoyed that so many people I respect made videos about this stuff. And I'm like, bro, I know you don't even have anything to say about this because of how stupid it is. What can you say? Like, you know, these people are all lying. Like, it is, but it's, um, if you're, if you're a content creator, of course you're going to talk about. I get it.

You know, you're got it's, that's easy views. Even the counter. Even a counter it's going to get you some. view. So I understand it from that perspective. But I was a little disappointed that I was a little bit more interested in hearing what some people's thoughts were about, even the cube, for example, because I wanted to see how many people think I'm overreacting or people like myself overreacting. I wanted to just see other people. A lot of people didn't talk about it because they were distracted by the God of

War laundry, you know, like I saw that thing circulating. That is crazy. I saw that circulating around a lot where they turned the cube. into like a washing machine. I was like bro, this is fucking like I don't even like at nope that is so stupid like it never even occurred to me that I'm like because you know we will make some distasteful jokes but at no point it I was like how do you even get to that point where I'm like I need to make oh she's a woman jokes for this bitch that would kill you she would kill you so hard. Blaming fuck out of you. I just thought you know if it's lurking right because these people if you if you if you absorbed any of that game if you absorbed any of that game the whole time niggas are shaking in their boots about Frey everybody's like this bitch is not to be fucked with yeah and it is just like oh she's she's a bitch and it's like did you guys play the game bro do you think they made opposite of a bitch go find them saying shit like that to Freya where they made it's a

making fucking going back in the kitchen jokes for Freya when she was, you know, beaten almost, beating the, like in the beginning of Ragna Rock, which she was beat the fuck out of Cratos. Literally. Like, were they making jokes about that?

Nah, dude. That's why I'm like, I was like, I kind of want, I didn't really want to dive too deep into the, the Lafay stuff. And I would,

I wouldn't, I didn't engage with it very much because I didn't want to contribute to it. Because I was like, man, this just feels so like, oh, they're running out of things to talk about. So,

it feels gross, man. It's like, it's like, I don't know, things weren't like this. And all it does is further push people away from the part, like from the places. And the way, that's just really unfortunate. There's so many people that could enjoy, like really enjoy and exist in these spaces that can be fun.

You know, like, I understand, because it's like this, because how much, how loud it gets. I understand why women are like, you know, just like swayed away from involving themselves in this community that we are part of. Because people just suck so much, you know? It's like, dude, just like let people live. The perception is In these places, man It bothers Worse

The perception bothers me Where if there are some people That feel like They may feel like They're not welcome because of this shit If they do see that Because I know like things People like Asmond Gold

They're so big right So you might come across posts like them Or whatever Then if somebody was interested In getting into a community Or something like that They might see some shit like that And get the wrong impression

That oh this is This is what the community is Because I'm like no Most people are just playing games And they're not really talking to each other Not really It's just people are just enjoying games.

So it's, it's unfortunate to see that shit. And so, you know, if you want to counter it, cool, whatever, but I just like, I think there's just a little bit,

I think talking about, like, say the UFC event at the White House is so much more important. I really just think that like, um, like I'm more interested to see what people thought about that shit. And the unfortunate thing for me when I was looking into a lot of the

discourse is the, it went over, relatively successfully, and that pissed me off because I wanted it to, like, crumble. I was hoping that the structure was going to, like, kill Rogan or something. Like, it was going to fall on the, you know, the Trump sons or something. Like, I was hoping something was going to happen. Lightning was going to strike somebody. Mesquitos were going to eat someone to death.

Like, none of that shit happened. Just like, I tuned in. Right into Rogan's body. Jojo came over and I was like, yo, I'm, I'm crossing my fingers. I put it on the background hoping to see. And then nothing happened. I was so, I was so disappointed because like I'm just,

that's so shitty crossing your fingers. Is it though? I can imagine Derek with his toes crossed. Toes crossed on the couch. Dude. Tose cross is insane. You. Kekston,

you know, like you know, as, as an MMA fan, you know, like how disappointing this was. It's, it's really,

it's really, it's really. dude it's really bad it's like really dude it makes me so sad because I really think MMA is a space where like martial arts let me put it martial arts in particular is a space where a lot of people join and get involved in it just to explore combat martial arts

MMA is probably a little bit different it may have some differences to it I from from what I know from someone that practiced it a little bit every time when I was doing it it was like you weren't really you had some people there's like me guys like my cousin who were like there to get better at her and niggas yeah they're not good people right but the vast majority people there were just there to learn how to fight that's it yeah teach themselves how to become better at combat kind of train themselves you know you know as lame as all that shit sounds a lot of them were there for not nefarious reasons they were just kind of there to be like oh

I want to learn how to fight better I think it's really cool it's interesting like when you go to the fucking go to like Asia or something like that you find martial artists they're not the same energy that we are. They're not violent. It's nothing but respect. They're not like they don't go to hurt one another. They go there. It's like, I want to learn more about this.

I'm like teaching my body better. I'm getting stronger, all these things. And I feel like it's just changed. That's why they can have a like like say kickboxing less regulations literally. Kickboxing in Asia for example like like Moitai or something. They can have hundreds of fights and they're not fucking dead or CTE written because it's different. They're not like like say over here.

You have like 30 MMA fights in your career. You're completely retarded already because it's a very different thing. But like the thing is you can really count on your hand how many like absolute assholes that were trying to like kill somebody or in like say the UFC for example versus the handful of them that are just I love fighting. And this is just something that I love to do. I appreciate martial arts. Like you have like the Josh Hokic guy that was talking about the Obama. It was a man shit. Like that fucking dumb.

asshole was a football player before. So he was in that environment. He came over here understanding that he can cut the line by being a complete obnoxious cunt because he understands who the target demographic is now. Because 10 years ago, he would have been fired immediately. Sean Strickland, who's the middleweight champion right now, would have been fired immediately for all the stuff that they've been saying because it's happened before. There is a trail of Dana White firing people for saying,

crazy shit because he's like stop talking about freedom of speech this is a fucking private company like literally any other private company when people like to talk about when when when freedom of speech i'm like no bro the government's not going to come down on you for saying wild shit like this but a business so like i always say if you own a business and someone's talking wild to you you have every right to fucking fire them obviously or if they say something wild and i don't know why people try to pretend like that hasn't always been the thing or um it hasn't always been yeah so i think a lot of people look at it as hypocrisy because like there's a lot of arguments to be made on a that a lot of people have made about YouTube freedom of

speech or like internet freedom of speech how like you shouldn't be a ban from X, Y or for saying for saying whatever. I do think that's like probably like a valid point. I do think the only issue with that point is that the internet like particularly YouTube right and Twitter in these places. These are so central to like these are so central to modern life. that they are ostensibly many governments. Like, I kind of don't think if you, like, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you are YouTube and you employ theoretically millions of people, right? Like you, like you, or like, let's, let's, let's not even say millions.

I'll say hundreds of thousands of people employ as YouTube. To be just, to have your channel deleted with like no recourse just because you've said something and like no one to communicate with. It's like, that's crazy. You know what I mean? And so I think people look at. the arguments that maybe some people in our space have made, and I've definitely made,

where you can't just, like, delete people's channels for no fucking reason with no communication. Like, that's, that's kind of crazy, even if it is a private company. Because it's like you're, because you're more than a private company,

really. Like, at this point, it's one thing, it's one thing for YouTube to do it and another thing for, like, Popeyes. Right.

You know what I mean? Like, who gives a fuck, like, Popeyes can fire anybody for whatever. No, I totally understand that. Like,

I'll just say to that point, um, I, I think it's, The way that I especially like you know how somebody said those like oh Twitter's a public square the town square whatever the fuck they say of this whatever the fuck but like it like Twitter is large enough and YouTube's large enough to where I do agree that it's bullshit to just white people from existence without especially no explanation or nothing like that. But just like in society even in like a public space the cops can be called on you for disorderly conduct if you are being a nuisance. So there's limits. So to me there's also

It's also not really a public swear because you can't Like Twitter you could just run out anonymously and say random shit with no threat Any consequence. Like if you if you ran out and said some of the shit that people say on Twitter in public you'd get beaten down. Yeah, you would get you get assaulting. And that's exactly. So it's not a perfect analogy. Exactly.

But it's just like I if we can find that middle ground and I feel like it's so important to find that middle ground. And a lot of times it gets lost in the shuffle when we're having that discourse. It's like, no, like, you shouldn't just have carte blanche. I can say whatever the fuck I want. Like, that's stupid. Like, where there's the absolutist people. Or I'm like, no, man, because you wouldn't tolerate that in real life. Like, if we want to mirror it maybe a little bit more to real life, I think that's perfect.

The problem is this, right? We've, we don't understand freedom of freedom of retaliation or recourse or consequence. You know, like you, you say something disrespectful to somebody. you have the right to be able to say it, and they have a potential chance to punch you in your face for it, you know? And I feel like the internet has only exacerbated that to the point where dumb to be where now it's just ridiculous. Now we make robots to say fuck shit,

you know? We've got to now we don't even say it ourselves anymore. We just make bots to say it. And it's just like, look, we're not saying it. This person agrees or we hire Nigerians to say it and say that from America, you know? Like we've just, it's just everything is such a hilarious. state of like what is happening here. I think what you're

like, Chad the builder encompasses like everything we're talking about right now. Quite literally. That's like that. You have people, even that guy that was working with Jiddy and that was like catching like pettoes or whatever, he like donated money to him because he's like,

oh, I'm like a free speech absoluteist. I'm like, it has. It is like, this is so crazy. That's what bullshit is that? That's wild. If that's what being free speech absolutists is that I definitely not a free speech absolutely dude yeah we're just we're cooked man we're cooked no you're

just racist you're just a racist like no man you're going out in public doing wild shit you definitely deserve to get destroyed and anyone sensible believes that like because like even that fucking guy that that donated money to him i'm like okay so if somebody came up to you antagonizing you and your family for minutes on in and then threatens to shoot you you would be okay with that like well it's their freedom of speech They're allowed to say what they're going. They're allowed to say what they think they are. I can't take that away from a good day, sir.

It's like, dude, actually swallow a shotgun. Put a shotgun in your throat and gargle it and then fucking pull the trigger. Yeah. You're allowed to say, you're allowed to say whatever you want. And people are allowed to respond in whatever way they're going to respond. And that's fine. Like I saw, I don't know, like I saw earlier today like a, like, you know those drone light shows? Yeah, sure.

I saw a thing, it was like a drone light show thing for Oliver Tree, and it just had like a drone light show of like him. Like it was just like an animate, like his character or whatever, his jacket, like his character in the sky kind of moving around. Yeah. And I was going to repost it and I was going to say like this is kind of like wild that they, I don't know, man. Like they're using like many tiny helicopters to portray Oliver Tree like flying through the air.

That's kind of wild. you think that was the time and I was like and I was like you know what I'm not I might not say that yeah yeah sometimes

it's not it's not always worth it you know not quite yet maybe you say something if those drones crashed into each other or something

you know yeah I mean then you'd be like oh that was a bad idea not quite great salty runback

huh oh man so you just got a you know you just uh wield free speech responsibly. He seemed like a nice guy man. It makes me really sad.

He's like people really like them. He was definitely a lot more influential and around than I ever. Because people that I follow some bigger names and stuff like that were like, oh, rest in peace. And they were showing stuff where they've collabed with them or whatnot. And I was like, I had no idea he was around that much. So he was a big collaborator for sure. But like I just, I never. He's too young.

Like he was like not like, literally like an age. I just mean like his appeal. It was like he was way. Like I was way gone out of that. Like I remember when I first heard that song like on and on and I was like, okay. Nope. That was now.

This is this is this is this is this is Mumford and son. I can like God bless. I can respect that kind of music to a degree. I'm, that's not my that's not my like cup of tea. But I can respect it existing, you know. Sure. Yeah.

I just I guess I wonder. I'm like it always feels like I wonder what. What Kingston's trying to say is that he's glad he's dead. Wild. I think you're right. You're right about a fellow human. I agree. I don't know why you would say that.

I could never. Well, did you say he can never say, thank you. Thank you. No, no, I know. I was going to be like,

and I was like, no, I know, I know me. You recovered. That one with the teeth, that got, I fell asleep at that on that stage.

I was happy when he went. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them that you'd be. I mean, we're still like, how many times I've heard this in the wild where people talking about, a party when that orange nick is dead

dude like I've heard it in the wild like it's just you guys like it's so it's gonna be so funny to because it's like it'll be like New York during the Knicks championship but like it's like everywhere It starts spreading The news

This retard is dead I'm leaving today Oh man I can't Anything else Anything else Anything else I should uh One other thing

There's one last thing that I just want to So Chris, you didn't see any of this, but Yeah. So a lot of the lawsuits, a lot of the lawsuits are coming to fruition in different ways with Ethan Klein. So Noah Samson, it's proceeding. So I think he's starting to collect donation money for the attorney fees. So that's going to be happening. Denoms, this thing was already happening. But then the judge essentially was like,

uh bro fair use like your fucking case oh yeah didn't they use didn't they use like his previous um like the big lawsuit that he got famous for and they used that as a precedent to shoot his yeah i skimmed through it i skimmed through it too many pages

but i always skimming through it and uh yeah yeah when i heard that i was like does he not understand is he not aware no i think i think i think he i think he's entire everything that he was just trying to do was just trying to these people that's all. It's absolutely vindictive entirely. That's all that.

That's what's so that's what's so perplexing to me and is like his team and everybody that stood around him because I'm like, you're just hurting smaller people. I don't understand how you're standing by this. Like, you know, like there's there's an argument to be made about like say everybody has horrible bosses, right? There's even a fucking movie about it. It's like a lot of people have horrible bosses. What are you going to do?

Even if like say if they have bad policy. politics, whatever, XYZ. This is different. This is a rich person trying to destroy people's lives that are lesser than him. And I'm like, I can't stand by that. That's the thing that just perplexes me. That I'm like, y'all stood by him literally trying to destroy people's lives. I don't know how you're still fucking with them doing the podcast as if nothing's happening and shit.

Like, oh, fucking nervous a bright sunny day. I'm getting fucking a big fat check. Cool. I don't know. It's crazy to me, bro. Yeah, I don't know. I have an inherent, and I'm aware that this is true. I have an inherent bias towards anyone who files lawsuits.

I got to be honest with you. I understand. Like it's just because it just means that you can't settle anything by yourself. And it's kind of like the people who, um, I know, barring like really serious altercations. Like the people who call the cops over like nothing or like, oh, there's a noise complaint. Let me call the cops. It's like you really could, you couldn't just man up and come to the door and ask me to be quiet. Like really? Like we're doing this

Like do you remember Kingston when like We had a noise complaint? They called the like when Smash Bros came out When a new smash came out we literally got a freaking noise complaint that day Yeah but like it wasn't like But I'm like bro just come to the door like what is this What is it? It always regardless reads to me as pussy shit Even in some cases when it's like a little guy versus like a big corporation like sometimes it's like that like that McDonald's lady who was like the coffee was too hot

Oh yeah Remember that? Yeah it's like what the fuck are you doing? Like, so generally, generally speaking, I know because the comments are going to be like, well, what about this? It's like, obviously, yeah, there's going to be cases. But most of the time, whenever someone files a lawsuit against somebody else, I'm like, you're this bitch made pussy shit. Like, you should fight the person. We're definitely not from that cloth.

We're not coming that lawsuit. That's a really big, that's a really big New York trade of like someone's making noise, go up to the next floor and be like, yo, would you mind lowering it? And sometimes, let's be real, sometimes, some people end up in body bags. It happens sometimes. Yeah, it'll happen. But more often than not, your fellow human being is going to be like, oh, my apologies, usually just like, think of like, like for me, for instance, right? If when I had my new point papers upstairs being a noisy, if I heard it was kids, I'd be like, it's kids, you know, like it's right. They're already, they're already depleted.

They're barely here anymore. They got to deal with those little dudes running up and down the stairs. I get it. But when it's just like a lot of noise, like our neighbors in our apartment, they were in a band one time. And we were like, hey, guys, a little late, what you mind, you know, thrown it down a little bit. And they were like, yeah, no problem. Sorry about that. We don't notice

how loud we're being in our space. Right. You know, so do letting us know, we get it. You know, it's people, again, it's just people who are like afraid to interact with other people. Yeah. Like, it's, it's just, it's pure like rural behavior. Yeah. It's totally. You know, you're just, you're afraid to interact with

everybody because everyone's going to kill you. You think everybody's going to lock you at a base would kill you. So like you just call some random Something is flashed in my brain Thinking of that interacting with people It sounds going on in Belfast That's pretty good late Yeah

Yeah hold on You know we weren't even Remodely yeah Yeah Okay yeah wild Hold on Hold on brother That really threw me

You threw off my groove Yeah no I didn't even get to the I didn't even get to the biggest part With the latest update Sure So you did I said, I know you didn't see this, Chris, but yeah, Idubs, he released a video apologizing to Ethan. And the video short, it seemed very sincere with what he was saying.

I definitely wouldn't have apologized, but, you know, that's him. Some people are speculating. He apologized specifically because Ethan, all he's wanted, what he's been claiming, is that he's just wanted an apology because apparently it was about Idubs shared a, what, it was it, a tweet or something? a tweet from Destiny that in and it was Destiny insinuating that Ethan touches his kids. Oh, okay. And he had and he had it on so I was displayed it on screen. And so I think Ethan was suing Ian for defamation because he was displaying which is Destiny's tweet even though he reiterated many times that he doesn't agree. He doesn't agree with it. Which to me from like just a baseline premise is just like that's not. First of all, even if he did agree with it, it's still not defamation.

Because he took information. And if he believed this information was true, that's like it's, so again, just to prove what I said before is that he's just trying to hurt these people. He knows he's going to lose his lawsuits. He just wants to drown them in debt. And he has enough money to do it. And to me, that is infinite. That is the most, that is the worst way. It's what Trump does.

It's literally what Donald Trump does. He sues everyone to just hurt them. No, he doesn't need any of that fucking money from CNN or whomever. he's just hurting companies he wants to have them hurt he wants to frighten people yeah and then even doing that and again i just it's weird just knowing this person before and seeing what he morphed into it is fucking wild i'm like

has this always been a new brother because didn't he say like uh i feel like i remember a video a long time ago it's like he wouldn't wish a lawsuit on his worst enemy and it's like i guess not so it's like was he lying was the unfortunate They wish it on some dude. The thing that's so unfortunate about it is that it's just like, it's probably a wild thing to

say, but it's such a tiny-headed thing to do. You know what I mean? Like, it's like, what is this? Chris, shut the fuck up. All right. All right. That is not. That is not where you go with that, dude.

Come on. Stop. Well, unfortunately, it is. No, don't. Don't. Please, let's not. But that is, what happened in the most unfortunate part of it. Imagine if this guy was just like, imagine if his name was John Smith and he was a Christian.

It wouldn't be nearly as as like bro. We can understand. It would still be. It would still be. It would be fucked up, but you wouldn't be like, bro, really? Dude, they're going through it right now, dude. They're going through it. Dude, Jewish people are going through it right now, dude.

It's not helping. You don't need to be doing this shit right now. It's not helping. Look, Chris and Derek, I literally agree. And that's why I'm not going to even put my foot in that place. I agree, but it's like, let's not even, let's not even attach. Let's pretend like it doesn't exist. Let's not, no, let's not, let's insult him for being a piece of shit.

Let's not add the fact he's Jewishness because it is going to rile people up. No, but hold on, that's not what we're saying. That's not what we're saying. I think what we're saying is that it's just like for somebody, like he's so hyper aware of the, of the Jewish struggle, right? Like he's very hyper aware of like the anti-Semitism and all the, all of that, shit that's happening. And so, I don't know, dude, like, from, from my perspective, it's wild to be aware of that.

And then to conduct yourself in a way that actively kind of it, like, ignites more of it. Yeah. Like, that's, that's what, that's what I'm saying. It's just like, it's just a wild thing to do. Having his awareness. You know, it reminds me of, like, say,

during the heights of the Black Lives Matter movement, it was like, all right, this is our time to really be heard. This is a time to affect change. And then there was a bunch of dumb ass niggins that are like, I'm going to take this opportunity to just rob, cheat, and steal. And I'm like, bro, stop it. Stop. I heard a few niggas talking about stealing the moon.

I was like, what are y'all up? What's happening? Hey, if they did, let them have it, dude, because that's awesome. Like everybody's like, yeah, we're going to go. We're going to fucking go to CVS. This thing is like, there's a few niggas in capes. We want the moon. Yeah.

They start building a rock and. their backyard, dude. They start building rockets and testing them and they're working and you're seeing this and you're like, yo, something, the shifts about to happen. We can't let this happen. Loki, that moon, that moon's looking real shiny. Nah, that nigo owes me something. That they go over and a lot.

He only got to the moon every night. Like, I'm going to get you. Every evening. He points at the moon. I'm like, get you. I'm like, get you one day. What's crazy is that like one, like, let's it like one day. One day he gets he gets kind of closer to doing it.

Like he pulls the moon like notice it like 15 feet closer. It actually, the tides are wild. Oh man, there's like a slingshot effect that causes tsunamis all over the world. And this nigga doesn't care at. Yeah, yeah. He feels nothing. It doesn't matter. He's like craters.

He's like, dude, I got to. This is all about me and I'm going to get this moon. He is the moon. You hear him saying ha ha in the distance as people drown. The moon. It's getting further away, right? Yeah,

slowly but surely is getting further out of our, um, which what's the moon that's getting. Oh, it's Phobos is, is getting closer, closer to Mars. But it's so,

but it's moving so incrementally. It's like, yeah, whatever, you know, but it's, it's, it is moving away.

It is alarming. Start stealing the moon. Moos. Duh, da, nah, nah, nah,

These niggas paid. I'm gonna get your bitch. I love that idea. I'm gonna get you the moon. I'm just being, being so, like, you're such a thief that you actually pull it off.

Like, they were hitting like the most bullshit licks before too. And then they're like, nah, you know what? Dude, as they say, they do like a,

sky's the limit. Yeah, dude, you know, I like to imagine that they like, that they do it successfully overnight, but they do like the Indiana Jones thing, where they replace the moon with like a fake moon.

I think it's really funny to think about someone. They replace the moon with like a just like a circle cut out, like a flat circle cut out of the moon. And it's like it's just a big like piece of poster board like a moon size piece of poster board. It's in there it's like it looks the same because it's only faith, it only ever

faces one direction. So you can kind of get away with just a JPEG. You could get away with it until it doesn't reflect any light back. Oh until or until the tides don't. It'll be laminated paper. Ooh, see, you're thinking your theory. You're thinking ahead. That's crazy.

I just like the idea. That's so not okay because that means everyone has to see it. How are you going to do that? As big as the moon. I think the moon's diameter is like, like, it's like one fifth of the planet. It's like the fucking, um, it's like the fucking United States, dude. The moon is like one fifth of the planet, right? I don't know, man.

Well, I'm just talking in diameter. We're out of our fucking depth with all this. I think it's about the fourth, isn't it? None of us know this. Of course we don't know. The moon has an average diameter of 2,159 miles. So yeah, but like it's one quarter. Derek is one quarter.

That's fucking absurd. It stretches like like it stretches like basically the United States essentially. Effectively, I assume. Yeah, because the United States is what? Like almost 3,000 miles? Yeah, just around. Yeah. So like it's, I'm just imagining these niggas getting a piece of,

a paper that big somehow my favorite thing is imagine like they would have to build it and hide it somewhere so that no one so that no one that knows so much crazy where can you hide it like on Antarctica maybe you can't in the ocean you can't greenland can't guys you just can't maybe there's enough part of like Russia that's like not being used that like they're like I don't know what's going on over there it's okay I don't get what's going over there and they're like We do not know what's going on in Russia

Bro. Yeah, like, oh, they're like, Russia is so massive. I think they can get away with it over there maybe. Maybe they'll just fold it a bunch. Oh, I like that. They'll, you know, they'll unfold it once they get into space. Right. And then they'll iron it in space. And they'll unfold it when they get to space. It's like crazy.

They'll just unfold it when they get to space. It's so insane. I love this. Space niggas is just like stealing the moon. Where are they? Okay. Just really villainous people. Like, these people are bad news.

They sell it for parts. They sell mood for scraps. It's like a catalytic converter. That is so fucking awesome, dude. Wasn't there like, I feel like there's an invaders episode where somebody stole the moon. Oh, yeah? Sounds familiar. Yeah, it sounds familiar.

It's so, it's so evil to go after the moon. It's so genuinely bad that it's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? made you do this? How long would it take for like, like to it to fuck up everything to where there's like no seasons and shit? Like how long would that take? Generally probably, probably weeks before something really like, because like the moon's responsible for the axis and it's like what would I just, I'm sure I got to look at a YouTube video because I'm sure this has been explained many times over like this is what

we theorize what happened if the moon disappeared. I genuinely. There's a video. Here's what would happen. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Here's what would happen if niggas rob. the moon. If me and my nigg,

if me and my niggas somehow got up there to get the moon. It's Carl Sagan, doing like a really like in-depth serious. And he still says niggas too though. Yeah. Every time he does not, he does not, he does not shy away from it.

He's not a coward. He's not a coward. He's not going to be like, I'm not going to say it. He's like, no, I got to hear this. I can't do Carl Sagan.

If a giggle of Negroes came to the moon and stole it. What would happen? If me and all my, gaggle of negroes. I'm like, oh, that's a little. You're like, maybe it's like, oh, was it too much? I don't like that.

He puts too much pepper on niggas. I think it would, yeah. I would think I would rather have him say niggas than a gaggle of Negroes. I thought about that. I'm like, ah. Gaggle one is for ducks, if I'm not mistaken. So that feels weird. I didn't even know.

We should gaggle's a phrase for ducks. That's adorable. That's adorable, though. I like that. Yeah, yeah, I guess. It's like, Negro ducklings? That's cute, man.

I like that. Yeah, nigglets. Yes, Derek. Niggilis. Quack. Yes. Quack. That's wild, Chris.

That's fucking insane. Quack. Hey, yo, quack. Hey, yo, quack, son. Hey, yo, quack, man. Hey, oh, me with them butters, son, quack. Hit me with them butters. Fuck you guys.

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Yo Quack Can we read some of these Questions for our patrons Over at patreon.com Slash a snark tank Yeah we definitely should Yeah

Let's uh I guess If you guys Let's do it Suffering attach. I just rip the guy's tummy straight open. All right, this is a good one. Tom Sweeney wrote in.

Hey guys, this is my first gay question ever written. Oh, well, that's kind of crazy. Since they're making Legos of everything these days, what sets should the snark tank get? A buildable Kingston's dad? A 2000 piece replica of the studio?

It's not that nice of a studio. Yeah, you're wrong. With Chris mini figure, with child legs, because you short. Derek has a normal figure and Kingston is a big fig like the Hulk. You can also take this idea to your sister show Chris if you want. Have a gay day. Um, yeah, good like a Star Tank Lego set. Like that's kind of, first of all, that's awesome. I would love to be able to have something like that. I don't know what it would be though. Kingston's dad would have to be a part of it.

Maybe it's like a Kingsen's Dad Safari jungle set. Yeah, it'd be that, but it'd be like, I don't know, like just just a daycare like something insane where it's like I'm hunting the peltz of small children son come help me and I'm like no dad I like it it would have to be like a reluctant child Kingston kidston oh kidsston yeah I've heard that before plenty of times too Kingston's dad in the safari he's like trying to train him to hunt and he's and king's and kids and it's reluctant I think uh either that or like an assortment of our characters I kind of like the mafia that we invented. Do you remember the mafia that we had?

Eric the Human. I don't remember anyone else other than Eric the Human. Sammy's slippery sandals, I remember. Oh, my God. There's some, uh, there's good, uh, there's good shit. Eric the Human slaps. Eric Humeans a really good one, man. That guy that's making, uh, the, the, the, the animations.

That's a good one. Drawing those motherfuckers. Oh, homeless fan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. the, uh, he's killing it, man. He's, uh, yeah, that fucking do, he did the, uh, the, the, uh, the married with children one. I can, I can smell your dick under water after I fuck you pig.

That one is so good, dude. It's so good. It's cool. They're really, yeah, shout out to homeless fan. He's, he's, he's, he's killing it. But like, that, that would be, the, uh, the, eric the human. Somebody did a drawing, like, like, some poster of all of our creations and they put fucking Eric the human in there.

And it took me, and it took me a second to, like, register who it was because it had been so long. And I'm like, oh, oh, it's Eric the human. I forgot from the mafia. Yeah. But no, I love the idea of a Star Tank. It's just a dog. It's just being a dog is so crazy. I love that.

Man, yeah, getting, dude, a Lego's, that's too much. I think if I got, I really earnestly think if I got a dog, I would probably name it Eric the Human. Eric the Human? I like that. That's actually pretty good. That's a funny fucking name.

It's a good name. I've thought about like, you know, Eric the Red I was like that for some reason there's something I wanted that to be like a pet name or something like that I want a dog so bad it's crazy I want a dog so badly it's absurd I really really want a dog

How the fuck did I get a cap before you Get a fucking a pet? I genuinely don't have the space One and two my fucking mother-in-law would literally drive me crazy That's a less that's so not a real problem You know Not having the space is a problem You have a...

Pretty big backyard. I agree. And then... Not really. Not really. I mean, you walk the dog or whatever. It chills in the backyard a little bit. It hangs out when it's time to just chill in the house.

When it's time to sleep in. So bad, man. Like, I think, like, genuinely, you guys, you guys may think I'm kidding. I literally think about having a dog every fucking day. You clearly don't care enough to do it. So, like, who cares? I don't, I just don't want to upset the person that's allowing me to live in their house for such a particularly great price. Why are they so upset about it?

I don't get it. Lily's mom is cannot separate the idea of a dog being in, she just thinks it's a mess. Like her brain associates dogs with messes only. And it's like, dude, she's also never had dogs. Lily's dad's dad grew up on the farm. So he understands that like dogs are like animals.

Wouldn't the dad just do some of the lifting men as far as like, no. Getting her okay with the concept. Hey, you've never had a pet before. So you don't know what you're talking about. Because she's just, the thing is this, right? We say this.

What happened is that it depends on how people rationalize things. I know, we all know that just having a dog is just having a pet. We're like, oh, yeah, it's just an animal. It's going to live in there with us. And they may make messes sometimes. That's not a big deal. Even Lily got somewhere when she understands that. She's like, no, it's just an animal.

It's not going to kill us having a dog. But for her mom, genuinely, she just can't separate it. Like we had our cousin come over. It is her problem, though. It is her problem because it's still her property. technically and if she complains about the dog is going to fall back on the dad and the dad's going to have to be stressed about her complaining about the dog all the time I mean this is so insane to me it is it is it is ridiculous but it is this is what it is it

it seems pretty easy to me where it's like okay how about this if you see a mess we'll get rid of the dog I would love that to be the case Derek I would I would I would agree with that actually I'd be like yeah for sure when we just like the mess to get a dog but the problem is that is going to stress out lillian you guys agree to a boxing match And whoever wins. You versus you versus Lily's mom. Yeah. I fight my swagger and I completely trounce her.

Like I don't even, I don't even attempt to give her the fair one. I'm just like, nah, I'm cheating too. Like I'm literally just a monster. You got holes in your boxing gloves where like your fingers can go through so you can poke her in the eye.

Poker in the eye. You got barbed wire. You got fucking, you guys have seen her. She's so not big at all. That's so fucking. You just got to make sure you win, bro. I get it.

I just feel like that that's the kind of thing that I would simply do. And they would just kind of have to, they would be forced to be okay with it. I really wish she would. Like my mom didn't, like my mom didn't. She would, they were, my parents were never strict about tattoos. But like, I could tell like my mom didn't want me to get one. And so I was like, all right, that's fair, I guess. But like also I was like, I'm getting a tattoo.

Like, yeah. And I just did it. And I showed her. And she was like, Chris, what, what, you do and she was fine with it like immediately like with no I think I think I think the problem is that Lily was a person ever disobeyed so what happens is that when you don't disobey as a kid

your parents are used to like it becomes a bigger problem it's like obviously you know how like it's when you discipline your child too late you know it's too late even acting or something the whole time so now it's not quite the same way but it's like it's hard to corral a behavior or mentality after so much time sure it is like like there's the difference

there's there's what Lily then it was me that would go to different states without permission, which is also not the way to do things at all either. But it's like the idea that I feel like we're just going to have to get a dog where it's going to have to deal with the arguments. The problem is that Lily's prehensiveness of having to deal with her mom makes it like, oh,

do I want to stress the layout enough for her to do this in the first place? Well, wouldn't the dog act as a deterrent because she doesn't like dogs. So like it's actually kind of like keeping the mom away, actually. No. It's just the whole, it's not only, it's not only train the dog to attack, man.

That's even worse. That's even worse. Look, you get an adorable dog. She's going to fold immediately. Trust me, I think that's what's going to happen. I think if you get a dog, it's going to happen. Everyone does that, dude.

We're going to get a little puppet. She's going to be like, it's ugly, gross, and she's going to be like, not his dog's actually. Because I know her dad. Her dad's going to immediately be on team running with the dog every day like he always does. And I, I know her brother. Her brother's weird.

He doesn't like dogs. And it's like, that's a red flag. Like big red flag when you just don't like dogs. That's a sociopath. It's a big red flag. I've talked about. dog just weird. It got a bit. And a mom is just like, oh, she thinks it's going to make a mess everywhere. It's going to dig up her plants. And I'm like, we're not going to leave it out there.

Especially when it's little, it's learning. We're not going to have it out there in your plants, jihading them. That's not what's going to happen. Something just sounds like, did she have, did she get attacked by a dog? Like, something seems weird to you, dude. She's never said, I don't know where she gets that pretense. All right, we're going to Dr. Bill. She has Batman. She has Batman's origin story where like both of her parents were gunned down by a dog. But she needs to embrace it. She used to be dog woman. After she went to go see air bud.

And then her parents got gunned down in an alley by a dog holding a Literally our cousin brought the dog over and she was being so mean to it. She was like, I stafel and I was like, it's a dog. Why are you calling a dog ugly? That's crazy. You're saying it to the dog. All right. Get a mastiff and then just see what happens.

That's not what I'm going to do. I could never get a magic in this house That's so unfair to wait What's up? Let me ask you a question Was the dog ugly? No, it's a cute little doggy Because there are some

What kind of dog was it? It was a French and what you call it? A Frenchie terrier some sort of mix was cute That's fine, yeah Yeah, that's cute It's a little goblin-esque But like that's fine I think I think

The goblin-esque dogs are cute The dogs that freak me out Are the ones that are like Human-looking Those ones are father- Yeah like the the poodles like the real poodles where like they got human eyes

and then like Afghans like Afghan poodles or so like that hounds those shits are scary They're fucking also poodles are terrible dogs They're terribly aggressive dogs They're good hunting dogs They're not good dogs as people Like real poodles or mini poodles Real poodles

But mini poodles suck too because they think they're big poodles So they carry an aggression with them But it's like I've seen real poodles And they're scary As long as you have the right energy Like because you know how like pit bulls have such a bad rap and like every person that I know

that has a pit bull and pit bulls is a pussy it's a complete pussy because I I chill with pussies you know it depends right like I growing up in New York I've seen some pit bulls that are yeah because the people that they're around should have been put down right and the people that were raising them were for sure

it's their energy bro but then I've seen pit bulls like I've seen little staffies yeah that are just like connected to their family they just want lay down next to the family. They want to hang out all the time. And they don't understand personal space. They just love you on their friends. I definitely think that like breeds have like, you know, they can lean a certain way, right? Yeah, right, exactly. But also like anything else, you domesticate something and you can turn it, you can turn a Rottweiler, a fucking pit bull, anything like that that's like, oh, this is mean and scary. I've seen nice Rottweilers before too.

A great, German Shepherd, my friend German Shepherd Kimbo, the biggest vagina on the planet. Like a person would come up to pet and then you go between your legs. He's like, oh shit. I'm like, you would kill this person. But he's just like he was a baby. I miss Kimbo. He fucking, I don't know. I'm a little, I'm a little skeptical about he kind of died suddenly. You know, like

they moved and then he was fine. I live with this dog for many years. They moved to a new place. And then I saw him last in like July 2022, I think, or like, it was sometime after COVID, just like it's gone. August gone. No, July 2021, because it was just after.

COVID. That was the last time I saw him. He was, he was this is what I'm speculating. He was high out of his mind because he's so afraid of the fireworks that they gave him a bunch of whatever to calm him down. He was so gone that he wouldn't even like take chips from me. Because normally he'll just, you know, eat food. He was so gone and I'm like, bro, I think they killed him. I think they gave him too much shit because

out of nowhere he's like, oh, he died. I don't know what happened. And I was like, not like, he got stung by 40 million. Wasp. What's insane is that I 40 billion. My shepherd never tripped out about fireworks at all.

She never tripped out about them. That's cool. She would trip out about she would if people come to the door and she couldn't instantly recognize them by smell, she would bark. That's the only time.

I bring out the gun. Like, you, nigga, who are you? Up to the, she opens the door, puts the gun

this one, and they go, who are you? I'm like, dude, what is my, my, uh,

my, uh, old, we used to have a mini poodle a long time ago. and she she was mega aggressive she was nice to me

but like if you got up too quickly she would run at you snarling like she was going to kill you and then she would get to you and then she would just be immediately calm it was so funny because like every time people would come over

my mom or dad they'd be like get him and then she would run snarling like a vicious animal that she would get to you and it would freak people out and people that's so mean

it is this was she was nice this was actually 2020 I looked at the day So July 2020, if it's not blurry, here's Kimbo. And I'm trying to give Kimbo a chip. And he's gone. They just like lobotomize them.

Essentially, because I think they gave him too much of something. And he probably's a little older though. He's got his grain a little bit, right? He was, well, he was, I still don't think he was completely healthy. So, I mean, unless something like just, you know, happened in him out of nowhere. That can happen. That happens to old songs. I mean, gray makes me self.

sad man. It made my heartbreak when I saw my dog you getting gray. I think he was like... My dog's gray now. But uh... I thought you just got her, but also you got her before we moved out of year. Ten years ago. Before we moved out of year. She's nine. She's nine or ten years old at this point. Which for a small dog is old, but she's, I think she'll be around

for a while. Yeah. Because my, my mini poodle was like 18, I think, or something like that. Some crazy fucking age. But I also want to be clear. I don't really I'm just really sad because I, loved Kimbo. Like I have a, I have a portrait of Kimbo. You know, it wasn't even my dog. I was just a roommate. But I was, I was like a roommate for many

years. And so like, I don't think they actually kill them, but I am upset that both of their dogs died pretty quickly after I left. Oh, wait, no. One dog died while I was still living with them in Cerritos, but then after, like, I just, I missed them. It happens

kind of quickly with old, like, it's weird. Like, my mini poodle was, like, fine for a while. I mean, she had, like, health scares every now and again. We would take her to the doctor and she'd be fine. But like she was running around and jumping and acting completely normal at 18. But then like I think at like one day, like I think one day she just got like mega tired. Like something. And then like then the next day she just like wasn't she just didn't have the energy again.

And it was just kind of time. But like it was pretty quick. Like a week ago, she'd be fine. And then like two days later she'd like that. She's so tragic to me. I, nothing is like it. Losing a dog is such a harrowing experience. It's the one thing that like makes me not want to have pets.

It's like, you know, we adopted this cat because people said the universe just like chose us or whatever. But I'm just like, oh, damn. And like 10 and 15 years from now that's going to fucking die and I'm going to be really sad. Sucks. And it's like you've got to do it multiple times through it your lifetime. This is it. You know, right? I try to go through many pets if you're like a pet if you're an animal love.

I try to understand it like this, right? Like it's, it's as shitty as it is and as fucked as it is, it's you try to acknowledge that the moments you have with the animal makes the love worth it. It's really hard to say that in a moment, obviously. Because when I lost my dog when I was out here, it broke my fucking heart. I was genuinely shattered. But I understood that at least I had her for the time I did and I did love her a lot. So it was helpful. Sorry, I'm trying to pay Digiba.

Everything is an asshole. It's helpful for people out there that are listening for you guys. It's not loving isn't a. losing love isn't a good enough reason not to love. There you go. It's a... Such a twilight. What's the next question?

I don't know. Let's see. Campaign Evolves problem is a billion tiny in-conc something. I don't know. It cuts off. Oh, wow. He says, that's crazy because it cuts off. He cut himself off before he finished.

Campaign involves problems. A billion tiny consequences wrote in. He says, hey, how you how you're going? he says. Oh, hey. This is interesting. I think I've heard that before. Yeah, some people do say that. How are you going or how goes it? Yeah, how goes it? I've heard how it was going. Chris, do you remember or did you ever even know, this stream Sargon did many, many years ago with some vaguely European intellectual science man sort

of YouTuber where he talked about you being the savior of the West if you actually tried and committed yourself to the movement. Weird shit. Very happy you instead chose to be a freak doing this degenerate shit like uh and then that that's it i did not know about this where is that funny dude i would love that i would love to see that because like under like there was i mean kakess has known me for a very very long time there was never a single moment where i had any kind of serious political aspiration even slightly like it's it's the idea this is my this is my job as a white man dude as a as a savior as a savior i must I'm embarrassed to say that, like, I thought highly of him when he started doing this, this week and stupid series.

And I thought it was really entertaining. And I was like, oh, this guy's on to something. And then I was just like, what, it's funny how fast that completely shattered. Like the illusion of him, they like, oh, let's go you Kip and all this stuff. Like you guys are this I can't believe these YouTubers are trying to get into crazy. I remember when it,

when it hit me because like they were like, yeah, they were talking about like, yeah, we want to do like this party or whatever and like UKIP or whatever. And I remember like, you guys want to do that?

You guys aren't just like making jokes. What? Like it was so, sorry. It was so alien to me that anybody would give a shit. to that degree about something so stupid. Yeah. Like I cared about these things,

like to the effect that like, to the maximum capability of their importance, I guess, which is to say that it bothered me that, that there were developers out there making a case about how like, oh, we, our game doesn't sexualize women or whatever, and like, aren't we brave for doing that or whatever? Like, it would bug me. Right. But it was never like, I was never going to go out into the street and protest about it.

So the idea that these guys were like, oh, yeah, let's form a party and like I want to run for this office and, and make sure that the world hears us. And it's like, what the fuck is this? They don't give a, like the world doesn't care about these things we're making fun of. They don't care about this shit. That's your people. That's your peoples, man. Those are your people. Those are your niggas. Those are your niggas.

Those are your niggas. Nah, those were European niggas, dude. Those are your niggas. What's funny to me is that like the, what's funny to me is like, it's like, aren't you friends with these people? And it's like, I think I made it. I think I might, I'm not even exaggerating. I think I might have spoken to all of those people cumulatively, like cumulatively for like maybe six complete hours. That's fair.

Like in my life. Like I really don't think I exchanged much with, with any of them. That's fair. It's all been like an acquaintance thing. There's only a handful of people who I've even like, oh, someone was like, oh, yeah, how have you been and shit like that? It's like, oh, yeah, everything's good, shit like that. But the vast majority of all those people, especially the ones that got on this high horse shit.

And when they started taking themselves like extremely seriously, it was like, bro, what the fuck's happening? Because one of those guys I did like before, Mark Meacham, what the fuck's his name? Tunketula. I used to like this guy And then I remember he did this This commercial or something

Where they're putting fucking Like duct tape over them In a sense something like silence or something I was like there's a fucking gay shit I immediately didn't I disliked him I don't like this guy anymore That's like that's like Ricky Jervais

Like with like on the With the microphone's hand Like posing like Jesus Yeah it was that type of shit It's like all right It was so gay It might as well have been Saying Joker would damage

On your fucking four It's so lame. That's the only lame, dude. It's so interesting to me. The only one of those guys. The only one of those guys that I earnestly did like, although, again, I didn't really interact much with him was like. I remember I really fucked with vernacculus. Vernaculous was a really nice guy.

Oh, yeah. I remember him. Yeah. He had like that orange football head, like, avatar thing. Yeah. But he was just like a genuinely nice guy. And he was like, yeah, I want to be a writer. and, you know, he wrote,

I think he wrote some books or whatever he has kids now. He's like a normal guy. Right. And it's like, that's nice. I'm glad. I'm so glad like you turned out normal. Right.

Arguably way more normal than us because we're still like fucking, you know. Yeah, we're still doing. We're talking internet bullshit. Yeah, I'm fucking, I'm a vessel. Yeah.

But, uh, I was not aware of this stream. If you can find this stream, please send it to me. That sounds hysterical. The savior of the West, eh?

The savior of the West is crazy. You could have, you could have, you could have definitely, could have definitely cashed out you definitely I think I could have easily you talk you talk fast enough and you talk confidently enough that you could have definitely cashed out and been like like a Fuentes for that people people if I was that you would have lost all of us if I was comfortable I would have replaced you with crazy you're way cooler people that's crazy you didn't you didn't so that's it they

would have been on the fcine files it would have been so cool yeah they would have been cooler that's true no the um yeah I don't know I think uh if I oh What happened? Did we... They're suppressing him right now. They're actively suppressing him. They got you. So Sargon's, uh, frying your internet, Chris.

You think it's funny making fun of me. Well, guess what? He'll make fun of your dad. He's listening right now. He's, he's somehow in this fucking record. He's in, he's in here. Wild. How fucking dare you?

How dare you? How dare you, Christopher? You were supposed to save us. You were supposed to lead us. What is he? What does he say? What is, uh, not join them? What is, what is, what is,

OBC? You're supposed to destroy the Seth, not join them. You're supposed to destroy the SJWs, not join them, Chris. You're so woke now. Can you guys hear me yet? Yeah, no, you're good. You're perfect. You don't wash your hands after shaking a black person's hand immediately. What happened to you, Chris? What happened to you, Christopher? What happened to you, Christopher? You were so good, Chris

Regan. I loved you so much. I used to look at or I used to have people draw naked pictures of you. I loved you so much. I was a fan of all of your yowie once upon a time. Christopher. What happened? Okay. All right. Well, that's not fantastic to hear. Would you like to come over and have a threesome with me and Paltos of Watson? No rubber. No rubber.

We can't do rubbles. A gay threesome? Yeah, yeah. So, you wouldn't, you wouldn't at least like entertain it? No. You wouldn't just go in the apartment and see what happens? Eric. Like, you don't have to have sex with them. Derek, shut up. You just said you

wouldn't. You wouldn't. I'm so glad you finally, Kay. Derek, Derek, would you do the same thing if you were putting a Christmas predicament? Would you try it, Derek? Listen, listen. No, answer the question. I don't want to hear anything. Actually, I want to answer the question, and I'm trying to answer anything honestly,

because there is a literal, like, 20% of me that at least want to just verify that these guys are actually trying to fuck me. And then you say, you'd say yes. You'd go back to the hotel room, and then they would start going at it. You'd be like, oh, this is real. Yeah. You're such a jackass. You're such a jackass. It's just insane to think about.

Like what? We've been having sex this whole time and then they're like, oh, remember that guy? They're fucking each other like primarily. Then they like stop and they turn around and their eyes like glowing. Let's call up Chris Reagan. I miss him. That is. I'd really enjoy fucking Chris Reagan right now.

I'd really enjoy fucking Chris Reagan right now. If I was comfortable consistently spouting shit that I didn't believe in it would be no contest really We'd have so much money Dude the people that made it to the top right now They're not the cream of the crop at all

They're so shitty It's crazy It's kind of crazy actually Like it's not any of the people that I thought it would be Really just because there wasn't really a lot of talent Yeah That's, yeah. Like, no, but there just really wasn't.

You're right. Like, because they weren't there for, they weren't there to be entertaining. You're right. Like they weren't, they were there to spout whatever they wanted to spout first. First and foremost. I never, that was always secondary to me. For sure. So very much so.

Yeah. Understandable. Anyway, please send me that stream if you find it. That sounds hilarious. Let's see. Let's see. Uh, but, but,

but, but, uh, that's, kind of specific. A lot of people have been coming in, like a lot of people have been writing in trying to help me find this game.

I just, guys, I don't think you're going to do it. Like I just, because I don't remember anything about it other than I would know it if I saw it. So you have no ability to help out of people. So like I don't even, I don't even have directions to point you. A lot of people have guessed like Unreal Tournament.

A lot of people have guessed Hexon. It's not either of those things. Just leave it alone. You told them, did you tell them the, where the school was? I don't remember if I mean it's it's St. Matthew's school in in Hastings. All right. Spectrum niggas.

Spectrum niggas. Get on it. Get on it. Yeah. Find the old computers and scour the hard drives. They'll do it, man. Do you know any of the, uh, what is I'm trying to think of the right thing? Do you know the brand, the kind of computer it was at all?

Any idea? You're, dude, they'll find it. Remember those people that captured a flag of, uh, what's his face, uh, uh, Shilobob. buff. Oh, that he will not divide us. Bro. Shaul Lubuf. That shit. And then somebody, I can't remember her name. Truffles. Some streamer.

Keffels. Keffles. They found her fucking hotel by her bed sheets. Yeah, I remember that one. That was insane. People are fucking, I'm telling you, man, if we have even like 30% of what those people have, like, in this audience, if we have like somebody who's even like half as powerful as one of those people. They'll find that game. All you need is that clue that it was at this school.

Don't fucking do it, man. This is why, this is why I don't like taking pictures anywhere. Right. Actually, no, actually, like I actually, like I get really visibly irritated. Like when friends of mine are like,

let's take a picture. I'm like, I get like, I get like actually angry. And then people are like, why do you want to be in the picture? It's like, you don't understand.

You just, you don't get it. Chris, people are not after you, Chris. again, like I said before. No one is hunting you. That is a good point though. You know what, Kingston?

Helicopters usually fly. So like I'm going to, I'll take precautions. I'll take, I'm going to take. Christopher. Christopher. No one is after you, bud. You know what's going to happen? He's going to take a picture in public and a helicopter's going to find him. Land right on you.

Land smack on you. It bounces off your body. It's not a matter. It's not a matter if anybody's after me. I don't think so either. The thing is, like, I just don't like people knowing where I go. I just, that's the thing for me.

It's like, I don't like people knowing where, like, me and my friends hang out. I don't like, I don't like it. It just feels weird. Like, I can agree. We're on this show and we talk so much about our lives. Like, where a lot of us, a lot of our lives are on the internet. Let me have, like, a little bit. You want to have that bit to yourself.

I want to have that little bit to myself, right? I respect that. And that's literally it, but it bothers some people. It was like, why don't you want to take a picture? It's like, you don't... Look, I don't mind. Just don't catch me slack in this all. I don't take pictures of bitches ever.

Like, I never take pictures of bitches. Like, I'm cheating. They know I'm cheating. I know I'm cheating. Like, what are you doing? I'm cheating. Like, what are you doing? I'm cheating.

Why are you taking a picture of me? Like, what are you fucking... Bitch, you know what? You know I'm cheating on you. That's awesome. That's funny. I'm cheating. Why are you taking a picture of me?

You fucking stupid. That is crazy. You're stupid. I'm married, you dumb bitch. I mean, hey, dumb ass fucking the heaviest backhand. That's all those celebrities get fucking exposed, though. They're always like they're in sleep in the hotel bed of whomever they're cheating on or cheating with. And then that dumb bitch fucking while they're sleeping takes a photo or a selfie because obviously they're going to.

I don't get it. She's a woman. Of course, she's going to make a bad decision. She's a woman. But she's going to do it. And so it's like why you should know she's going to do it. You're fucking famous. of course you're going to take a picture and be like, look who I just fucked.

Of course I didn't do that. Oh my God. I just, I just fuck, I just fucked Don Lemon. It's like, of course. What a pull,

man. What a person to choose. He's got groupies. Don Lemon. I just fucked your shot of Don Lemon. Oh, my fucking God. Damn,

it's like, it's like, it's like, of course you, Of course I fucked you. I'm cheating on you. I have a husband. What are you talking about?

We're not going to chill out this. We're not friends. Oh, man. We're not going to freaking get a fucking beer each other. Fuck you. Don Lemon's so disappointed. He's like, I invited you to my lemonade stand.

You, you, you fucking, you're trying to get me fucking revealed of cheating on my fucking husband. He has a lemonade. Don Lemon has a lemonade stand. My gay husband's going to be so bothered.

It's just a glory hall. that's crazy Christopher I love that idea Have any of you ever seen a glory hole ever Like do they actually exist? I've never seen a real hell I think that shit's fake bro I think it's all like just porn

It's not like like oh there's you go to this secret spot And then there's this I think people are getting robbed if anything Glory holes exist But you got to be like you got to be about it They're just getting robbed right aren't people I don't imagine you got to you said that You said that I immediately envisioned

some dude putting his penis through the hole and somebody yanging it off and stealing it, running away. He's his dick away. Crazy this. He's stealing people's dicks. He's dropping his guard enough for that. Like, he dropped his guard. He was like, I'm just going to try it.

Everybody said it's really cool. I'm just going to give it a go. And he'd go over to some guy. It's like a monkey stealing a fucking tool or something. Listen, listen. Like a monkey taking a branch. Listen, it's like when a monkey puts his hand through like a chain link fence and grabs like a banana or something.

He runs away. Like some guys genitals. Ah, shit. Anyone in our audience, if you've ever encountered a glory hole, I gotta hear this story, man. Because I just, I've been alive for almost 40 fucking years, man. And I've never seen anything like that at all. Or I just, I feel like it sounds like movie shit. It's that and like happy ending massage parlors.

That, okay. So, no, I like, I know about this. I've heard that that's real, but like I don't. So I know for sure. I know for sure they're real. because one person, I actually know two people. I know two people that have spoken highly. And I asked the question, I was like,

how the fuck do you find this? And only one of them told me that, well, they'll kind of initiate, you kind of have to shop around. And they'll initiate the, if you want to or not. And then you can decline or go through it.

And I was like, that's crazy. Like you have to, it just sounds scary to me because I'm like, what if like, what if it wasn't like a cop or something? I don't know. That scares.

me the thing is that we're not active like that you know i would be we're not out here that's true right and i feel like if i tried i i would get the one cop i would get that's yeah that's the thing the massage chick has a fucking cop hat on and i thought like oh she's cosplay has the cop hat on oh you just want to arrest me bitch you know and then and then i mean she's like stupid slut you want to suck my fucking villainous dick don't you you you're not going to get me you bitch oh no you have Oh, no, fuck. I didn't know. Oh, no.

Freeze, you're under arrest. I've been in disguise this whole time. She pulls up her mask. It's Don Levin. Oh, my God. It's Donald. God. She's Tomlin was sucking me off.

Damn. She spits your bus back into her hand. You're under arrest. It's me, Don Lemon, private eye or whatever. Don Lemon, private eye. Whatever. I don't think he can't even. I don't think P.I. is going to arrest me.

I don't think so either. And also, he's the worst private eye ever. He's favorite. It's like everybody It's like It's such an insane It's me secret agent Don Lemon

Oh I wonder who he is Spitting he's spitting his your bust back into his hand Yeah after you after yeah You busts like that was amazing You try to give him You bust twice You give him two nuts And then that makes sense man

No way a chicken service me this good It's obviously There's no way There's no way Don Lemon obviously It had to be you Because you being gay and all You being gay You know

You know how to really suck a dick You know. Thanks for the head at least. He's like, thanks for the, thanks for the dick. Drag, he puts you in the back of the paddy wagon. And you're like, and damn, man, have I, have I just been missing out not face fucking men my whole life? You know, in that scenario, I wouldn't be as embarrassed, right? Like, if it was like a regular sting, I'd be like, fuck, what am I going to?

Damn, like, everybody's going to laugh at me and shit. But like, I was like, man, I got sucked off by Don Lemon. I got fucking, I got, I got busted by Don Lemon and would be like, you know, we'll be like, you know, once a lifetime opportunity. Yeah. How many times in your life do you say, yeah, I face fuck Don Lemon almost unconscious twice. Yeah. It's not a common occurrence.

Shout out, John Lemon if he listens, you know? Like he was fading. He was fading and I was still fucking fucking fucking, fucking, like the cows are coming home. Damn, so he, you're more powerful. Like, I thought he was going to be the one like, you know, sucking your soul out, but you were actually putting work on him. He was like turning blue and shit.

Like he couldn't breathe. He could fucking breathe. Turning U.S.A. Black man is crazy. Here's a good, here's a little one. A little video game. He pleo TCA rode and he says, What are your guys' favorite game expansions? I really liked Bioshock 2's Minerva's Den.

I still haven't finished, I still haven't played through most of Bioshock too. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know. Like there was something about it. You know, like the Big Daddy stuff or when? Not really. Like it kind of felt like you

Yeah To be kind of the dad biggie I really should My apologies I'm really sorry guys I'm really sorry my friend Sorry friends Sorry friends

I call Don Lemon Run have run train on you bro You think you think that's crazy Something like that's a fucking fright for me Actually insane I'm gonna call Don Lemon A fuck you awesome The fucking Jacket's jackpot

Yeah I can't wait You've been plotting your whole You've been plotting your whole life To bother someone into making Don Lemon fuck you That is actually really insane Like yeah I'm on the fuck Donald him for quite a while now And I've just been waiting until the right moments

So I can trap him into fucking him And it's like what? Just go be gay Just go be gay at that moment What are you doing? Oh, man. But yeah, I don't know. I find my way to Don Lemon's ass of my whole life.

A wayward soul, they call me. It's fucking ridiculous. Anyway, like favorite video game expansions. I kind of don't know if I have an answer to this because I kind of don't like expansions, to be honest. Let me see. There's obviously there's blood and wine. Ring City. Cum and wine's good, yeah.

No, Cumb City's good. Ring City. Okay. I'll see you kind of mood you're in. Layer of the shadow broker. or layer the, wait, layer of the cum broker. Yeah, what is that? Yeah, obvious.

I hate that you got like, you had to figure it out. You were like, I wonder where I think I just, I was, I, uh, I failed. I failed. Like, I was like, oh, I got to nail this and I, it didn't. I thought you're going to go swallow the swallow broker. Yeah, performance anxiety is a real thing. I get it. I've definitely, I've definitely shot off a few, a few times too early.

I've been there. Yeah. Yeah. Hit that bitch in the eye when you fucking, you're supposed to finish in her mouth. You know what I mean? Nah, I've just completely just nut it all over my fucking leg while trying to try to get it out. Just fucking just vacated my note on my leg. I'm like, come on, man.

Fucking nut on the floor and slip on it like a banana peel. Bust my fucking skull open. And then a life track ensues. Fuck that laugh trap came from. Bust my fucking head open. It looks like it looks like it looks like you said a video of the guy slapping the waterbell. I don't know. You have seen a video of the guy slapping that watermelon?

Oh, I probably have. I've seen many videos like that because I follow MMA. A lot of those people over there in the East, like they love slapping and kicking melons. There's a video of this like this really, this really muscular, clearly, clearly some sort of sub-Saharan. Oh, hell yeah. Slapping a watermelon into smithereens. And it's like, yo.

he they would have went crazy for you once upon a time you know it's like one of those reds like they would have they would have been jumping out the rafters for you they're like i'll take three that sucks i mean i'm gonna fucking three you don't know what a man slapping watermelon they're a nigga it is sold

for colonel fucking racist fuck sold for eight cents A human. Sold this human being, this person for 85 cents. I say, sir, now that you're mine, you shall slap my ball sack. Why you pick thy cotton hair or whatever they did. I don't know what they did back then. One of the guys there is like, guys, these are people.

You know that. Like one guy breaks, guys, these are people. Y'all know that. And then somebody ate them. Whole. They just flicking a small hole. two bites, no resistance. I'm not giving up my giant African men that can slap my balls into submission and pick my

balls clean off my body. You think I'm going to give that up, you stupid bitch? You think I'm going to give up somebody that could slap my balls off? They were gone. You think some of those plantation odors like dressed up their slaves of like leather and shit and made them get tortured them. He literally comes in with a made outfit on. He's just like a fucking two-to-mate.

Stone face. Obviously not enjoying it, but he's got to do it. He's like, he's like, you come around here, boy, slap my boy. Now, you call around here, boy. My balls are a quick boy. He's like, I have my ball, boy. He goes around and he starts to just slap.

Just slapping. Slapping his balls. Roots 2 coming to HBO. Roots 2. Roots and stems. Roots 2. Anyway, my favorite's the witch queen. Oh, which is very good.

It's very good. I don't have any other answer. Yeah. I guess I would say, Default the Ring City is my favorite. That just did something to me. I imagine if I played again now, I'm still going to enjoy it, but it was special in that time. It really was for me.

Yeah. It's a good one, man. Good, good, good game. Anyway, let's see what we got here. The urge to commit acts of terror road. He says, hey, homos, I just, first of all, this is all. This question is awesome. Hey, homos, I just watched my first episode of Sacred Symbols.

And my question is this. Is there anyone you knew nothing about beforehand just to immediately hate them. Kandis Owens. A bitch, a bitch. You hated her before you knew anything about her? I hated her the moment. The moment I watched your stupid-ass video about her, I was like, oh, this bitch sucks

so bad. Quite immediately. I was like, oh, you're just a terrible person. And in fact, I was like, oh, man, I wonder if she's black. And I found out she was black. And I was like, well. And then I found out she was St. Tomey.

And I was like, you, I hate her so bad. It's crazy. She's the most relevant. She's the most relevant. depiction of someone of the ethnic, the nationality of the woman I love more than anyone on this ever. So it makes me really, really upset. Like my best culture representation is her, probably on a planet. That's crazy.

Is there any more of that question? No, that was it. Okay. I like the implication that he watched Secret Symbols and he just hates, he just hates everybody on the show. Is it everyone? Is it like, it's so open-ended. I was like, wait, wait. It is open-ended, yeah.

Like off rippie. He just hates everyone on the shit. I wonder, was it like, you said the first episode? You know, like? No, he said he watched his first episode. So like he watched, he watched Secret for the first time. Gotcha.

Yeah. He just lit on, he pressed play two seconds in. He's like, fuck these guys. Just fuck them. Hate these nikes. Oh, here's kind of an interesting question that's, uh, And actually, I didn't see this before. I would have brought it up when we were talking about all the old stuff.

Mayo Monkey Road in. Says what it is Chris, Derek and Sweenster. Derek and Chris helped steer me away from influences like Sargon and other absolute nutcases during the SVW meta and genuinely setting me down a more sympathetic path. My question is, how often do you guys think about the positive influence you've had on people? Almost never. Thank you for writing. It's hard to think about it.

This is really interesting. Almost never. I think genuinely people who do affect change positively aren't thinking about that. I think that's not their goal. It's just they're just doing a thing. And so the only time you might be reminded in instances like this when you're just kind of doing what feels right in the moment, but you're not doing it like, I want to affect change. Like you're not thinking about that shit. you're just doing.

And every once in a while, somebody does message and say, y'all got me through some hard times or, oh, you would have went down a really dangerous pipeline or some shit or whatever. And I'm like, that's cool, man. I still think some, a lot of times those people, somebody else, you would have tripped on somebody else probably. Because if you're going to go down the pipeline, I think it would have went down it. I think a lot of times people, if they're leading a certain way, they're going to find that content. I think what you're exposed to I think being exposed stuff matters a lot

Because I really I really do believe I could have been like one of those like really Moussaidistic people but I was just unluckily Raised by good people could have I think I could have been I like every person I said some of that bullshit inside of me at times And I try to move away from it But I like I understand it's like it could have just

By some happen chance I could have been unfortunate And could have like I don't know my dad could have got custody of me Some shit I would have been like a complete different person you know. So, yeah, yeah, I understand that. It's very possible. So I just, I try to like,

it's hard to think about what people, you affect because of the fact that we're essentially doing this what are just our friends. There's a bunch of friends hanging out, like laughing about bullshit. But then every now and then I get like a fucking comment when I comment something. People are like, dude,

your sense of humor has helped me like really understand that it's okay to laugh at things because some things are just funny. Like, it doesn't mean you're a terrible person for laughing at something. And I'm like, dang it, like, really, it feels good hearing people say that about. She's like, oh, man, I appreciate this.

Yeah, it's, I, yeah, I don't know, man. It is strange. I don't like to think about stuff like that too often because it's weird. Just knowing that like, oh, some of the stuff that we're doing is actually affecting people in any way or shape or form. Because it's just who the fuck think, who think, other than like, you know, extreme narcissists, who's actually thinking about shit like that? Like, oh, man, look what I did today or look what I fucking really helped. I don't. That's fucking weird, dude. Is that the extreme narcissists are truly great people and both of those don't really exist.

I feel like they can easily be mistaken for one another based. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I think, uh, or even maybe not. Maybe, maybe there are just good people who are, who are doing good because they are kind of inherently narcissistic and they want the credit. I think there's some people like that. I don't know. I would, I mean, I would, somewhat good because they would be good. I want people to be good.

Some of the people that were in, like, the bread tube community or whatever, I would classify them as that. A lot of them were doing a lot of good work, but I feel like a lot of them were doing it for like glory. And it's still, it's still good. You know, you may not be doing it necessarily for the right reason,

but it's still helping people. So I can't talk shit about that. You know, I can just be like, oh, I wouldn't want to hang out of that fucking person. They simply kind of suck. Yeah,

I think that Noah Samson guy. That's a big one. He's like him. A lot of them, fucking side-eyeing me at a party there's a lot of them that were like that man I'm just like what the fuck is wrong with you like you're why are you what is this soapboxy shit

and this like love me shit it's and to the point where these people get to whatever I don't need to get too deep into it but it's it's uh you you see it we see it everywhere um there's some people who have massive egos but I like why talk shit if they're doing something nice and um

I'm glad that you know just being common sense like you and I, Chris, some of the stuff that we're just making, help some people not go, I guess, get Sargon-brained, I guess. Yeah, it's less, it's less exciting. You know what I mean? Like, not from our perspective. I just mean, like, it's, it's a lot easier to get sucked into stuff that is inherently

more fantastical. Yeah. Like, it's a lot more enticing to be a part of a group of people that thinks, uh, the frogs are being turned gay by chemicals in the, in the water. You know what I mean? Like, that's more interesting. And it's, uh, it's more exciting. Like the truth, the truth is often very uninteresting.

Yeah. You know, like the, the reality of the matter is usually not that sexually or not that sexy or sensationalized. Yep. It's usually really like blunt and matter of fact and kind of boring. And to elucidate that for people is not the easy, or I didn't say it's not the easy bad. It is not the most profitable path.

It is not the most, you know, again, eye-catching, sensational. But we talk about these things because we just kind of feel that way. It's definitely, it's a complete feeling thing. Yeah. It's like, oh, I've mentioned this many times, but yeah, I do remember when the convergence of like, here comes all these people that, they're just profiting and just making shit up to be mad about versus people who were just slightly annoyed by some of the stuff was happening. I noticed the convergence and I'm like this is this sucks. And then, you know,

I took a back seat because it's like first of all, naturally that stuff was dissipating. It wasn't, we've said this before. A lot of those people that we were making fun of, they fucking, they fucked off because naturally, of course they would.

They were stupid and they were humiliated and they weren't really doing anything and they fucking left. The thing that I noticed was that like, and it's usually this, I feel like usually this kind of thing happens over time, but I feel like I noticed it kind of immediately where it's just like, I was trying to find a video idea and I couldn't think of one. And then I was like, I was thinking about like, oh, I should look for something to be annoyed at. Like I had that thought. And then I remember being like, but I'm not really annoyed by anything. And then I thought like, it's not going to really be genuine if I, if I force it. So I'm just not going to do it. Right. And then I just, I think I, and I think I just made video about like um i know i might have made a video about like like walking around with fucking legos in my shoes or something some bullshit um instead yeah and it was more fun and i think like once i noticed that i had to look for actively look for something to annoy me and then i noticed everybody else just taking like doing the thing that i didn't do basically like looking like i know you don't care about fucking i know you don't care about comic

books. We had a conversation in person at a VidCon where you talked about how much you don't care about comic books and now you're making a video about comic books. Shut the fuck up. This is a poser energy shit. So like, it immediately soured me on a lot of that stuff. I was just like, you're actively just looking to be annoyed. Yeah. And that's not

I don't know, man. I'm pessimistic or cynical, but I don't like aspire to be. Like, it's not an aspiration of mine to be cynical. I happen to trend that way because I've been disappointed it a lot. But it's not like something that I relish in. It's like, oh, I love being cynical.

I want to fuel that. And I feel like a lot of content now is like an aspiration to cynicism. It's like I need to be cynical. It helps me pay the bills. It's good. It's good to be this way. And it's just like, that's not, I don't know, that's, it's a good way to stay alive, I guess, but it's not a great way to live

in my opinion. Yeah. It's very lame. Very lame. me. What they call in French fucking queer. Oh, fuck. What the hell's going on with that guy?

Oh, J.F. Yeah. He's definitely fucking dead. Like, let's see, J.F. What is his name?

J. Gap. I don't know how to spell a garropy. I don't. J.F. Grapey. Grape.

Yeah. Hmm. I have a garapas. Billy, Ilish, Taylor Swift, nudes, problem, exposed something worse. Is this more like, I'm assuming this is more like AI shit. It just popped up on my feet of Philip DeFranco. I imagine it's 200 plus names leaked. Well, I didn't say photos leaked, so.

Of what? Oh, no, I'm just reading some shit. I'm just reading Philip DeFranco's thumbnail and wondering what the hell he's talking about because it seems a little sensational. you're lost Wait, who's got photos leaked? Well, I don't think there's photos leaked Just because like

So this is what it says in the title Billy Eilish Taylor Swift Nudes Problem Exposed something worse But then on the thumbnail itself It says 200 plus names leaked I'm like is that supposed to be Oh maybe it's two different things For the file

Those are two different things He's talking about a Peter Thiel thing And Peter Thiel's secret society leaks So he's probably talking about the secret society Peter Thiel so probably somebody Now Billy Eilish Taylor Swift Nudes I don't know of I'm interested to see if this is another, what was it called?

The Poclips. The Fappening? The Fapening. The Fapening. That's, yeah, that's kind of great. That's sad. Where, by curiosity, where would those people? Like, I mean, just.

I mean, I, I don't. Listen, listen. You're so trash. Listen. But tell me where they are, though. Like, no jokes. Like, tell me where they are. It's like, where does he post them?

Like, how dare you? I, I hope this isn't happening because, like, if, well, Taylor's, whatever. I'm personally, you know, whatever. But like Billy Elish, it's going to be like that it'll be, if she actually has news leaked, it'll be inescapable. It'll be like, it will be everywhere. It will be like, fuck bro. Like it's probably good.

Do people even care about that stuff anymore though? I feel like everybody's on only fans. That's a good point. Not the hyperfamuses. Not the hyperfamous is. Even some of the hyperfamous people are on only fans. Some of them, but not a lot of not a lot. But some of them, some of them have been smart enough to cash out on that.

To like, like for me personally, I'd be like, yeah, get your money. What are you doing? But some of them are like, no,

that's not the right way to expose myself. Yeah. To me, it's crazy that Brady Spears isn't doing it because she just, for free on her Instagram, dances and then like half of the time

she's exposing her tits. Like her, her nipples are slipping out. And I'm just like, bitch, she could easily charge for that. So much money. This is one of those famous women in the world.

And like, it's so crazy. crazy. I was like I she has no management obviously because they would be fucking pulling their hair out like bitch I could get some of that money like that's 10% of probably millions of dollars you can be making that is

on the fucking table so I was probably watching it like yelling at his fucking mouth is jutting out in front of his face let's his face extending all right are we are we going to get the last last one yeah yeah

All right. Last question. It's been one week since you since you came in me. You dropped your load in my ass and said, I'm sorry, Rodin. Not bad. Not bad. I don't know about apologizing though. Well, to be fair, I did assume that that's what it said because it cuts off after dropped your load in my ass. But yeah, so this guy wrote an evening at Ed Nettie. If you could bring a celebrity back to life, but you had to replace them with a currently alive one. who would they be? The current president doesn't count. Who would I kill them?

I guess. You said the current president doesn't count? I feel like that's the main one that I would replace. It's like an easy replace. I know. Who would you bring back? But who would I replace? Like as in

as in they would take their place or just like we just get the celebrity back and that celebrity goes away. That's what I feel like it is. Okay. Yeah. And that I would bring back. I would bring back. Orson Wells.

Okay. Okay. He's probably mine too. Really? I want to bring back Orson Wells is so fucking interesting. I love I love Orson Wells, dude. He's my go-to answer where like a celebrity Celebrity Live or Dead, like who would you want to talk to you? You know what I mean? Like he's like the one.

Because like he's so uniquely Unserious. Like he's seriously unsurious. It's like a very odd. I don't know as far to say that. He's like the most seriously unsurious person ever. Dude, I love that. When he talks he has something to say, I really appreciate that about him. Who's he replacing?

He's, I don't know. Who's on their way out? I'm trying to think of somebody who, like, I'm trying to think of strategically about this. Like, who's on their way? Who? Oh, Joe Rogan. Oh, beautiful. Beautiful.

Are you kidding? Slogin for the Rogan. Orson Wells for Joe Rogan is like a, no downside straight. Like, because not only is that a better person to be alive and a better person to be dead at this very current moment. It's also just like, I feel like Orson Wells could just slip into that role and have a way more interesting podcast. Oh, but yes. I, um, can you imagine him going to like, there's aliens. I'm not so sure.

I love him contemplating it. Maybe. Sounds dumb and gay to me. I'm good with that. It should be alien. That doesn't seem too a lot. I'm quite good with that. I think I'd have to do the same answer as far as the replacement of Joe Rogan,

but I would bring back George Carlin. And specifically, what I would want is I would want George Carlin to get caught up the speed to what Joe Rogan has turned into and what it's been happening. And he's like, what is, like, I want to hear him so badly to be like, bro, all the shit that you were saying and then look what the world turned to. He was like, Jesus Christ, you'd be like, dude, dude, put me back, put me back in the ground now. I think he'd actually be kind of upset.

Crazy. Put me back in. Throw me back in. I don't want to be here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I missed you. I wanted to see him live,

but he died the same year. I was going to try to book tickets. I'm sorry. I missed you. I miss you. I miss you. Sorry to bring you back from eternal bliss. Your estate doesn't care about you.

Only me. He's like, you know, I made it to heaven, right? I was in there. You pulled me out. Sorry.

He actually is like, oh my God. was so fucking amazing. I was so wrong about everything. God is actually real and really cool. And then he dies again, but he goes to hell because you're not allowed to come back to life.

Oh, yeah. He's like, sorry. So you fuck them entirely. Smooth move. He must burn for all eternity. And he's like, thanks, Derek.

You fucking nit. And then he just, you know, now he's burning. He's burning. And then the fire. Then the fire. It's hot.

I'm George Carlin. It's hot. And the burns. Ah, I'm George Carlin. It's fucking hot in here. My skin's falling off. Ah, I'm burning.

So much. It's so much fire. So much fire. Ow. He's shit, cock, pussy, cut, fuck, shit, and piss. Oh. My skin's falling off. Nice. These are the seven words you can't say at hell. He's doing the seven words while he's burning.

That's nice. While he's emulating, there's fire spewing out of him. All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah. There's the George Collins cameo in Jane Silent Bob strikeback. No.

I don't remember. Oh, doesn't he play like, doesn't he like play like a, he puts a hitchhiker? Oh, does he? He plays a hitchhiker and he sucks him off. He's basically like, they're trying to look. So James Sondbob strike back, they're trying to hitch a hike and it's like, damn, no one's picking us up. And he's like, you're doing it all wrong. And then it's like, he has a sign that says like we'll give head for ride or whatever.

this fucking fat-ass trucker pulls over and he just like before he domes him up his fucking his expression wide-eyed and then like it's it's so perfect

the way that he like and then that feels familiar but I don't think I've seen it it feels like I've seen that I thought he was like a spectral force or something in them oh you know what it is I'm thinking of uh

I'm not thinking of Jane Seine and Bob's right back I'm thinking of a Bill and Ted uh I'm thinking about where he plays like uh doesn't he play like a rim reaper or something he plays like some kind of like he plays like a timekeeper or something he's the rim reaper

the rim risk no the rim that is an I know there's that that is not original somebody has had to for someone who eats ass the rim reaper is so um I made that up it was me there's no way yeah no one's ever thought to

to remove the G from that five letter word why why are you guys in capable of believing I made something up funny like I did that it's just too obvious it's just too obvious No, it was soy, soy, Soy, yes, you are soy You are, you are

You are fucking I remember when everybody was saying that That was a thing for a while Fucking soy boys There's are they soy boys So soy boy So boy With his fucking Hulk hands

On his fucking Wembenyama body He's like Slapping building Are they soy They're eating soy And they want you to Turn your kids into the opposite gender.

What are we doing? What are we? I wish I was a mandango so I could slap my master's balls off with my gigantic hands. Stop, Derek. Why'd you redo it? Why'd you run it back? Because I thought, because that's, that's one of the funniest things.

The idea, I'm just like, okay, how, you hit a. you say you were like, no, we're going to talk about slapping balls again. Brilliant stand-up material. I would, as a, if I was green, I would never say, you would have to be seasoned to say that joke, though. Like to be like, that's definitely a, that's definitely a higher tier one for sure. Yeah, like if I did that, me either big, bro, what the fuck? What are you doing? You get me talking about slaves like this.

Is this a safe? I was thinking about, I was thinking about this last night. My bad, y'all. I was thinking about this last night. Is this a safe place to explore a trans topic or a gender topic? I mean, we have to understand we're ignorant about it. But from that, we don't put on. Go for it.

We're very ignorant. We also have trans friends. We can just ask about this stuff too. That is true. But it just occurred to me like literally today. Okay. Is there such thing as a female fictional character? What do you mean?

So what I mean is like, Because gender is expression. Yes. Right? And sex is biological. Yes. All fictional characters cannot really, like there is no biology. There's only there's only outward expression.

I guess. Right? Because they're not real. They're not real people. They can only like Lara Croft does not have genitals. Really? I can see where you're going with this. Uh-huh.

Yeah. I'm following. So like, because since they aren't actually biologically a male or woman. Well, they're not biologically male or female. Like, there's no fictional character that is either or.

You're not wrong. So what they, it feels like a weird direction you're going, but you're not wrong. Oh, I don't know. I was just like really like, or all fictional characters,

non-binary. Is that what you're saying? I guess so, yeah. I mean, the way the presented by the narrative is, the way they're presenting by the narrative still matters, you know so it's like if the narrative presents them as a person that is male or female

then you can perceive them any way you want but they're still presented in that way you know right but that that is what gender is it's it's it's presents it's how a person presents yeah but it but it but you're at what you're saying is like it doesn't it isn't a thing it is up to how you want to perceive it but it but it isn't a thing real like it literally isn't but it but it's fictional it doesn't the narrative is still giving you a direction where they stand, you know? Like, what you're saying is like, it's not because they're a figment in a sense, I guess. Right.

But it is because the narrative is telling you this thing. You're being actively told about a narrative that like this person is this sort of, whatever expression they happen to be. Right. She's a depiction of, yeah. So at that moment, it's up to you to agree or disagree what they are or not. That face is crazy. I couldn't hold it any longer.

I was like, ah. I wasn't sure how, I don't know, whatever. I was like really, I was really tired last night. I was just like, I was thinking of myself to sleep. You're thinking about that. I was. That's a worthwhile conversation to have with someone who is of the what's what you call it, of the non-binary sex.

You should take that. Yeah, if you're trans or queer or normal right in. You are trans. It's queer or even or perhaps a normal. Please shoot through. Oh, man. That is crazy. You said that out loud.

No, seriously. Like, I am genuinely curious about, like, I don't know. I think it's interesting. Yeah, you're genuinely by curious. Yes, you are. Yeah. You're gay and I'm going to kill you. Yeah.

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I have dreams of drilling 10 guys So please do fuck me I'm really gay My butt holes tight By the way, did you see that that, that Gears-of-War game is $400 million? What? What?

What? Yeah, apparently. For a 12-hour story? Jesus, crazy. It's longer than 12 hours. And also it's some multiplayer suite and horse. That's true. That's true.

But that's still kind of crazy. Like, I mean, that's an outrageous. They got to stop this, bro. It's not sustainable. It's very not going to like. Like, make anything. Make no mistake. I'm excited to play a $400 million gears game.

But you shouldn't be making that. Like that's not a, like, I think. Fiscially irresponsible, literally. It is mega, especially if, especially if it's exclusive to fucking Xbox. Let me see. Hold on. If there was on PlayStation, I could see like maybe, like, even still, like, that's like way too. That's way too risky.

That's a solid no for me still even on any means. There's just way too much money to spend on. How much are games? Like $70? Yeah. Put that shit in half. And then that's it. I don't think it should go over 200 million ever

And then we'll get games that are a little bit shorter And we'll get them a little bit quicker Yeah That's crazy man What the fuck that kind of money is so wild So I guess $400 million $400 million at $70 a pop Would you you have to sell about 6 million copies To break even

And that's not even counting like if the steam cut because most of those most of those are going to be on Steam so that's that's 30% kind of off the so like that's that's you got I don't know man I like gears a lot I think it's great

I think the New Gears game looks fantastic I'm excited to play it but like I don't know man risk this is this is crazy and I think and to be fair like I think the audience has done this to themselves like they constantly nitpicking everything and it just makes it so it's like all right I guess you know it reminds me of you remember

when Halo Infinite was showing off and they had that that screenshot of the fucking was it Craig or something yeah Craig the brute I was like oh this game looks like shit I can't believe the brute isn't reacting realistically to a melee in the middle of this

for this one frame in the middle of this game it's like okay well now we're going to spend hundreds of millions of dollars and making sure that that's that's not something that you can play by the content there you go and it's like well that's not fantastic either like I don't know we got to be more okay with we got to be more okay with the occasional Craig we definitely have to man do we look at fucking

old games that we played that we love and enjoyed, I played Resident Evil 2 the original and how fucking goofy that game is in retrospect. And I'm like, bro, we can Come on, guys, we can get away. I say it all the time, dude, the shit. A lot of the shit that we love right now, if it was made modern times, it would not exist.

Oh, fuck, though. People would not let it. People would exist. People would shit on it instead of like, it tried to enjoy it for what it is. I could see it already. I can see it already in my head, like, because I know, like, the intricacies of a lot of those old games are going to be like, I can't like they would show Halo 3 off and it's like I can't believe the bullets are coming from the character's face and not the barrel of the gun what a fucking lazy dev team like that was a thing that would happen like if you if you see footage of Halo 3 like all the bullets are coming from the from the the eye line all of it because the camera is set up but nobody cared the crummy because the game was nobody cared nobody cared because it was fun or when people would notice it they would be like oh what it would a what a funny little idiosyncrasy in this game that I love you know what I mean yeah what a what a funny little quirk now Chris now it's like it's like There ain't no... I know. It's so sad.

It's such a bummer. There's so many, so many fantastic games, like, from forever ago that'd be like, just, I was like, what a fuck.

Like, there's, I could already see, like, like, parts of Bioshock where it's just like that, that, the plane wouldn't realistically fucking, like this whole place would be a pressurized bomb and it would explode.

The second that plane came down, it was like, what the fuck are we talking about? Shut up. How about die? It's really, really sad. A lot of really,

really cool stuff just wouldn't exist anymore. It makes me genuinely feel bad. It's like, well, I think we exist in the best time, dude. I think we really existed in the best time. So absorb the video game space. Yeah, I think we definitely did. We just in the best place to absorb of video game space. It's definitely all downhill.

Well, not all downhill, but mostly, like broadly downhill after, like during PS4 at Xbox 1, like that kind of era. I agree with that. I don't like where things are headed. I just, I was just thinking about like, I think we've talked about this many times, but say, oh, it got a war franchise, 2005, 2007, and then I think 2010 because there was a year delay. I had all of that greatness for me in that small window

where now I'm thinking about like games nowadays where people are graduating high school and college before they play the next fucking sequel of something. It's crazy, dude. It really is crazy. It really is crazy. Ed fucking ass. People don't even get a chance to experience the whole of a franchise

before they potentially go to war. and die for Israel. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, if you went to high school from 2004 to, what was it, one, two, three,

four, like 2008, you would have played, uh, you would have gone through most of the Halo trilogy and seen it completed, you know, like it's just kind of,

that's such a bummer, dude. I'm playing, I'm playing through Gears of War II again. Um, just because I, I'm trying to play through all of them in, in preparation for E-Day.

Right. And, uh, it is just so good, man. It's so tight. It's so, like, it's so well-paced. Like, there's no fat on it at all. Sick. I'm like to go die for Israel. Awesome.

They put him in a little suit. We got to die for Israel. He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why? Maria's in Israel. Go, let's go. We got to go. We got to go. No, she's not dumb. Israel's not real here. We got to Evac Benjamin Netanyahu now. We got to save him from Hamas.

Wait, wait, wait, is awa ho, right? Or espart, is sparrar? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Wait, right? Yeah. I remember, uh, what is Pettite. Perete means calm down, I think. I don't know. No, calmate. Calmate.

Yeah. I think Esper is how you say wait in Spanish. Pettete. I thought was like, wait. or at least I always like registered it as as weight but like it could be wrong. Lily Ann. She doesn't know. She's Mexican.

She speaks Spanish. Yeah, but she speaks Mexican. I think that's a universal one. That's one of the universal ones. I've said that before the magazines in my real life and I'm like, dang, I'm terrible. That's why they hate me. Well, I call me the N-word to my face. They should speak Mexican though, like like the Aztec shit and all that old stuff, man.

So I was speaking this fucking European bullshit. We used to speak, what was it called again? What? What is it called? I don't fucking even know. The native Tino language is called. Wahakian? I don't know.

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember the name of that language. That shit that has a bunch of Zs and X's and shit and their fucking names. That's Mexican one. Our ones have a lot of X's two, but it's different. Some kind of curious. Some native Mexican right now that's this thing is probably very Arowacan, yeah.

Rawakin. There you go. There you go. Arawakin. That shit's gone. It's fucking really gone. I'd speak something, but I don't know where I'm from, so, you know. You speak bottom of the boat.

I get it. It's crazy. Dumb slut suggests everyone get dumb and slutty, too. I must admit I have dreams of drilling 10 guys. So please do fuck me. I'm really gay. My butt holes tight. What is that?

Nice an offering. What are you talking about? Oh my God. I'm so stupid. It's that guy. I must admit I had dreams. Dreams of drilling. 10 guys. So please do fuck

me. I'm really gay. My butt whole tight. I didn't think about it. That shit's a bar, bro. I like that shit a lot. Dude, that guy sucks. I love it. I love it. You guys are mean. I found like my my

algorithm is full of just trash music now. Yes. No, not him. Not him. Just trash music in general. There's this guy who has like he's got like a kind of like a higher voice like a falsetto he made this song about like a video game something life by life is a video game

it wasn't the falling in reverse thing it's like a different I found it recently I think I sent it to you guys I've got a gun I know I gotta find it I must have been on a role with shit music in my algorithm it's so I'm so happy I get so you guys are missing bars man these are yeah

it's hilarious I know that song the video is crazy it's like gay Owl City, which is crazy because Al City is already gay. But I saw this and I was like, no, but like it's, I can't even tell

anymore that you both liked this. Yeah, that's, is that the guy with the green hair? Is that the guy with the green hair? Let me see. Let me see. Oh, no, it's not him, but like that, but that guy's fire though, yeah. Yeah. It's a different guy, but like, dude, like, I really earnestly love this shit. It's so.

it makes me smile it's so good my algorithm I get upset when my algorithm tries to bring me back into controversial stuff I'm like get the fuck out of here just keep showing me these terrible sometimes I'll be one of the first ones there and then somebody will say in the algorithm they'll be like

fuck have I you shot too soon because like you want to come there and enjoy the comments yeah do you know he's got a gamer trapped in real life I don't I don't know. Just go with life.

I don't know. It's the same guy, but like, dude, like, it's so fucking funny. This is all drafted in real. That shit is so fine. You guys are not understanding how good of music you. You guys are shane on it. It's really solid music. I don't care what you guys say.

Okay. So put it in your fucking playlisted. I refuse. Yeah. Look, I'm going to be real. The lyrics are terrible. But with some EQ, like, you could probably make that into something that's like a bearable for some population.

There's a couple of guys that, uh, they're on to something. I almost want to help them. Because I'm like, right. Yeah, because it's just like, yeah, you're clearly doing a lot of the work already. You don't, you're, you clearly don't need me to do most of it. But like, there's like, there's like a final 20% that you're not quite getting. Yeah. That could really put you on some fine real estate here.

Dude, it bothered me so much like, because I was, I was scrolling on TikTok the other day. Like, there's, there's this dude Ian McConnell or whatever. He used to make, uh, I don't even know, like just really kind of standard TikTok music, but he's been doing a bunch of shitposting stuff lately. And he has this song that's gone like stupid viral. Like it's, uh, uh, that Bangladesh song. Jason, do you know what that is? No, I don't actually.

Uh, you never take me to Bangladesh as a song. And it like, it, it, it bothers the fuck out of me because like the melody is honestly like a top tier fucking melody. It's like, it's like a, it's pretty crazy. It's like a dire straits, uh, money for nothing. It's genuinely, it's like a genuinely, it's like a genuinely just like, damn, that's such a good melody. I'm fucking annoyed that someone came up with it. and it's wasted on this dumb song. It's so good.

I earnestly like it. Sometimes, man, it's just bars and it's like, wow, how did, how did you find this? You know,

what blew up? I did a video of it because, the dubis scut canug. You've seen that? Oh. So like that shit went mega viral. I followed the page and they were like, yo,

let's collab. And I was like, what the fuck? So I ended up doing it. You're lying. Really? Yeah. Like,

it was right. Because I was like, I'm down. I don't know what the fuck we would do, but I'm down. And then he just said, let's do a metal thing. And I got back to them like a week later or something. So I put that up there. It's doing pretty well.

I saw that. Yeah. If you've heard the rest of that song, the chick that's like rap, it sucks. The chick that's rapping on it sucks so bad. And it bugs me because I'm like, that is such, I love that. I love that shit. It's a earworm. It's a good melody.

It's an earworm. It reminds me there's so many. songs like that man it's like that uh fucking uh what's that michael jackson song that he did the hook on but uh oh oh my god i always feel like somebody's watching me and then the rest of the song sucks and like and what is it uh 96 quite bitter things we always talk about like the intro of that song being like so good it's like such a great all-time riff and then it just becomes bam bam bam bam bam but it sucks but i like that song but i am i crazy i like that song. You are dumb and stupid. Yes. I like that song. It's a good song. I have never

listened to the full version of that song. I have less of a problem with that riff than I do the actual like the vocals. The vocals bother me more. That's also not weird effect. He's like layered. It's like a normal vocal and then there's like a layered. It almost sounds like like a wah-wa pedal. You know, like there's like a slanger. I can't even, I don't even know what it is. But it's just like, It's like he's singing from the bottom of a toilet bowl. Yes, exactly. It's really fucking annoying. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

You know what I'm talking about? You know what song? Has there been a song that completely changes tone or changes like kind of style and it still just gets better somehow? Like take me out? Like that song is like what's it called? That is two songs stitched together. It is. It literally is two songs.

but it's such a good song. Franz Ferdinand. It's like, I'm going to suck your cock. It starts off all, and then it completely just morphs into a different song.

I don't, you said suck your cock and I didn't get that at all out of the song. I don't know. I don't know. That song is like, that song has been like in like 20 songs for like the last 20 years. I'm waiting for that bitch ass part to be over in the beginning.

To get to the funky ass part. That's what is good. I think that would be good for another. You know, I'm here. waiting for you. I'm just so lonely. I don't hate it. I don't hate it. I just think the other part of this long is so much better in my opinion. It's just it's so quite good. Yeah. It's just such a good like to fuck my butt. It's a great song. It's a good. I was going to say because it bothers me because that bengal of this song like the guy made it a full song but it's only 54 seconds. I'm like you bitch. I don't know this song. It's pretty like it's well. It's just a really.

good melody like it bothers me every time i hear banglick think banglages i think of the producer oh banglish but like uh i just i think it's somebody falling off a building at not sticking i think of bangalander when i think of bangles i think about tigers jumping into schools and killing children i think of the chel me a rogue tiger making a bodega i saw a video earlier of some guy climbing a tree in a fucking tiger enclosure and the tiger just rips him down i'm like what are you doing there what are you doing that? Damn. What are you doing there? It's a prank, dude.

It's a prank. He tries to say, no, no, no, it's a prank. It's a prank. He says that to the tiger. Trying to talk a beast out of killing you is wild. The tiger thought about it too, though. The tiger thought of it. It's like, I've been prank before.

I've pulled prank before. I get it sometimes. Wait a minute. He locks eyes with it. He locks eyes with them and he says, this is a prank too. I like jokes too. And then skins the entire body. and he bites his pelvis off and one swipe.

And he pakes him away. The tiger grabs him and gets up on his hind legs and runs away like a nefarious person getting a treat. Anyway, 28 years on his planet. And today I learned teenage dirtbag isn't son by lesbians. What? Isn't it just like by some dumb ass kid or something? I don't know. It's some guy.

It's some guy. He's got a high falsetto at a part in the song, though. I get it. I've never listened to that song once. You don't know. I know that thing because when it resurfaced, it resurfaced and got really popular, I'd never heard of it before that.

Because I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby. Yeah, I remember that. It's a good song. It's okay. Well, good for you guys. If I grew up with it, maybe I would like it a little more. I didn't really, I didn't really grow up with it. So, like, it's kind of like it's,

it's tend to our generation. It's not exactly our generation. I feel the way, I feel the way that I do about that song that I feel about like a lot of blink 182 to be honest. Like I just like I never really fuck with Blink 22 that much. Oh you don't fuck with Blink I like me? No I liked damn it kind of you like Mark Hoppice

dude I don't think you were a fan I'm speaking for myself I'm totally projecting I don't like Tom DeLong's vocals Mark who sings in Dammit for example I was like this is Blink 182 to me so all the songs three sings like a what's my age

again Mark is singing I really like that song. All the small things, I fucking hated that song because he's just like, all the small things. Oh, God. That shit's fucking stupid. Especially if you listen to Dammit and then fucking What's My Age Again came out on that same album

The Take Aubrey Pants of Jacket, but that was the first single. And I was like, this song's fucking cool. There's a vibe to it. And then I like that guy more. I was like, bro, this is like alien music. What is this? Uh, ooh. Stop.

Yeah. It didn't sound good to me. I'm like, bro, what is this? this is this is i don't know what this is it ain't so i'm gonna go to the like i like dick in my throat i think i only like him in like niggas niggas niggas niggas gus that's what he says that's right i forgot about that great so where are you i see i'm so not into that at all yeah i'm so sorry and he says he doesn't even say head he says yed he says yed that niggis says yet i cannot sleep i cannot dream tonight i need somebody and always yeah i'm not a

fan. I'm not a fan of him. I like he was out of the band for like a few years. It's a time. And they dropped an album in 2016 with what's that guy, Mike Scuba or whatever the fuck, Matt Scuba or whatever fucking his name was. They didn't tell him. They refused to I was very happy. I was like, this is cool. They're fucking Tom's dead or something. What's the line? But he came back when he says my head.

When he says, don't waste your time on me. I'm already a voice inside. Oh, yeah. Don't waste your time on me. You're already a voice inside my. Yeah. I hated it. I just hated it. I just really did not like it.

Even the Marcapa stuff, like it was better to me, but it was still kind of just like the tone. It was just was not really. I see. It's okay though. It's fine. Like that's less offensive to me than like, where are you? Yeah. I just never fad their latest record, which was like the last one, I think it was called like one more time.

His voice changed. Maybe because he's older. He sounds way better now. Where are you? That's crazy. And I'm sorry. Now he's an Indian man. He's,

they're trying to pass it off. They're trying to pass it off as if it's still him. They refuse. But it's clearly just an idiot man. He was just some Indian guy. I believe in aliens. Yeah. That's right.

That's right. You were on Joe Rogan's podcast talking about all that bullshit. I forgot about that. You refuse to break the bit. And they're like, dude, you don't believe in aliens. He's like, yes, I do. Yes, I fucking do. Cold Brew King.

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I'm here, Dave Rubin. I'm right here, Dave Rubin. I'm a file in a computer, Dave Rubin. Oh, my God, Dave Rubin. I've missed you so much of Dave Rubin. I know. Dave Rubin. That bit is a fucking...

I do have to say, I don't think the bit works that well. Specifically, though, the Dave Rubin... I gave Dave Rubin. I know Dave Rubin. It's in my mouth, Dave Rubin. That... That sequence of words kills me. The one you all remember.

I've gone back and listened to that a couple times. It gets funnier every time I hear It's like I know Dave Rubin It's in my mouth It's in my mouth, Dave Ruhin' It makes me happy knowing I don't know He's in a happy marriage, I guess I don't know man

He's a walking joke though Like no one takes him seriously Unfortunately he's pulling the ladder up for every A little gay person behind him You gotta make fun of him from every angle Because he just sucks that much That's all it is man Yeah

His husband knows for sure he sucks that much Hey reverse reverse evi so evi eating the carrot of retardation that's so dumb the apple of knowledge the it's me that malique guy come did you say evy or eve it's written evi but like uh i think it's eve um stretch my pet stretch my sphinx stretch my sphinx stretch my spank Gave Rubin. The only remaining Starship Cannaboboban fan is Baron Earth. I'll suck your dick, I'll eat your shit.

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What's Duke? What's Duke? What's Duke? Dooms catchers a game? Dude, I remember me and my friend, we used to, like, when we were building a game, we were trying to make like a, like a Duke Nukem or like a, like a Doom kind of game. And we were like, let's call it Max Demons. Max a million demons. Oh my God. I forgot about Maximilian demons. Did I ever tell you about Max Demons? We would make jokes about Maximilian demons. It was the guy that like he can go in a room, he could kill the maximum amount of demons in a room. But if the room has any. anything less than a minimal amount of demons, he would die. He would be slaughtered. He needs to be surrounded by demons at all times, but he also needs to kill them. And thus is the paradoxical nature of his tormented life.

Damn. But he's maximum. Like if the room, so he has like, I remember he had like a 13 demons, he could kill all of them. But if he has 5,011 demons, they're going to slaughter him. Yeah. Oh my God.

I just realized, are you wearing a Mortal Kombat shirt? Yeah. What the fuck is this? Are you in a more comedy? Yes. Whoa. That's so cool. That is actually crazy.

I didn't even know you're into Motorola Lama like that. Derek, I've literally, I'm a nerd, I'm not like a fair weather like geek. Like Chris is like, Chris is like not really a nerd. Chris geeks out about certain things. I'm literally a nerd.

I love all of that shit. I mean, that's fair. I just don't feel like I ever like, I don't feel like I've ever, we've ever talked about more. I slow stroked it to fucking Molina, but I also played all the games. Okay, yeah.

We probably have. I just, I don't know. While I slow stroked it. I mean, that's my parents. That's fair. My parents weren't doctors, so I couldn't afford mortal combat. But that's crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy. I never hugged my mom. So, I mean, hey, you know, you give a little, you get a little, you know. There's that. That's true. I guess so. That is valid. You can hug me, son.

Oh, that's me. You can hug me. He apparates into here. He apparates into here. I'm here, son. I'm like, oh, no. Your son, there's a Sega Genesis with Motocomat 3. Hug me.

Hug me, please. There's shit dripping off of him. Son, hug me, son. I got you the latest console. Son, I got you a Sega Genesis. No cables, though. Sorry. That is my father.

Arguably the more tedious things to find. That is my father. That is Kingston Jackson, for sure, right there. Dick Kickham. Drinking Data Center water for powers. got cancer. Jackpot. We're not allowed to drink the data center water now. That's the rule.

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Why would they do that? They want that's the goal. That's the rule. That's what they're doing. Why would they do this? They want mine. I was attacked by a demon. I was attacked by a demon.

in my sleep. He ruined my linens. I hate him so much. He made me shit myself in fear. I had Chipotle. Messing situation. Chippole. Why are they doing this to me? Who's making, who's pulling the strings?

I shat all the way up my back. Like a baby. I shat so far up my back that it came into my hair and down the front of my face. What's going on? I looked like I was dressing up for a football game. That's awesome. I woke up looking like the avatar but shit. Huh.

Why? Who did this? The avatar but shit. Why are they doing this to me and you? Why are they doing this to us? I had an arrow of shit streaming down my forehead. Why are they doing this to us? I can't believe.

I shot this much in one night. The Democrats are saying it's not happening. I have pictures. Like a slide show of. arrow of shit on his head. Now when I woke up it encrusted but it's still shit all the same. That's so gross dude.

Yeah. Shitting down your face is so disgusting. Oh, take a shower. That's what they want. Why do you go to bed? That's what they want. They want you to drink the fluoride in the water. They want you to shower.

They want you to take a shower. They want you to take a shower. Why? Why? What are they hiding? Our ancestors never showered. Our ancestors ate their own feces and suck their own toes. But suddenly when we do it, it's not okay.

It's unnatural. They suck their own tutsies. What's going on? They suck their own poottsies. More at 11. More at 11. Oh my God. Hey, Don Lemon.

I'm finished. You don't got to keep sucking. My dog was... Don Lemon. My dog in the 2000s was... No shame to Don Lemon really. I have nothing against him, honestly. He seems pretty decent.

Wait, I wonder about this dog. My dog in the 2000s, he was strained. Now he's gay. Coincidence? I don't think so. He's been watching a lot of liberal media. Hmm.

I wonder. What are they doing? Weird. What's going on? Now I'm attracted to my dog. What's that happening? I'm attracted to my faggot dog. What's going on?

Guys, stop. It's taking a turn. It's taking a turn. The liberals are making my dog in... I tried to put my dog in stilettos to make it more heteronormative in good women. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah. This is crazy. My dog is still gay. I don't know what the fuck or do.

I don't know what the fuck in stilettos. I'm a normative is crazy, craziness. Oh my God. It wasn't my choice to pop a dog. It wasn't my choice. Why does my dog give me a bonus? The liberals are making me do this. My gay dog didn't.

protect me from the demon that attacked me in my sleep. Why? Liberal. The demon dragged me out of my bed and literally tried to fuck my face. More at 11. My piss is so thick you can juggle it.

Is that healthy? No. Wild. Whoa. Having viscous enough piss that you could throw it like a sphere is crazy. Got her wailing like a roller coaster full of deaf people. I have dreams of Sweeney at night. I must admit I have dreams of Sweeney at night. There you go. I love it. Love it.

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It doesn't feel authentic, none of it. Randy Quaid. I guess they expected us to go hard to paint. I guess so, you know? Yeah, that's, that is true, I guess. I did like Peewey Herman though. Right. Some cultural, like, I don't have any relationship to Oliver Tree.

Yeah. Like at all. That's why it's hard. It's hard to make fun of since, yeah, the indifference, you know. Yeah. My skin falls off and off and off. Randy Quaid is going to be Mr. I'm sorry.

I was actually shit. I'm sorry to Mr. and Mrs. Tree. Randy Quaid is going to be crazy taxis co-pilot. He's also a cube. That would, first of all, Randy Quaid is wrong. I think. No, that's awesome.

So his dad. Right. But like, that would be way cooler. And him being a pilot, I'm assuming because of he was the pilot in an independence gay, independent stay or something. Is that the right one? You accidentally earnestly said independence gay. I said independence gay. You said independence gay.

Is that him? Is that really him? Yeah, it's Randy Quaid. No, Dennis Quaid, isn't it? Yes. It's the wrong one. It's the wrong one. It's the wrong one.

Is it him, though? I think I'm getting confused because the dad's not the pilot of independence day. Is he? Randy Quaid is the pilot in Independence Day. But that's not Jack Quaid's dad. I don't think so. Okay. I think I wanted that to happen because it would just feel better. Oh.

So Randy Quaid is a brother of Dennis Quaid. Okay. Okay. There we go. All right. That makes sense. Because I was going to be like that's even better because, you know, Randy Quaid went out crazy. I don't know if you remember.

I don't know if you remember what he was put the videos he was putting out on Twitter a few years ago. No, was he while now. I do not remember that. So he was having a beef with somebody. I can't remember who it was. I wish I remembered because it was somebody prominent. He put a mask of them, like a cut out mask of them on a hooker and started fucking them on camera. I don't remember who he was beeping.

There ain't no way. It was crazy. You're whaling on the island. No way. It was crazy. I wish I remember who it was. But yeah, he even said the line, I think. I think he said, I'm back.

I think he said the line. I swear to God, I'm not even joking. Yo, Wollin on the island. That's crazy, people. Wait, Jack Wade is, Jack Wade's mom is Meg Ryan. Yeah, Meg Ryan. No, I didn't know that. He looks like both of them actually put them together genuinely.

I see Jack Wayne. or duh Meg Ryan I see Dennis Quaid in him But like right I mean That's a crazy Duo to have his

He does look like both of them Yeah he's a hypernepo baby Yeah Interesting He's anyway He's how to explain it He's a nepo baby But he's like not like the worst breed of them

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That's what's crazy about Crazy taxi I can't agree to that They took away the breast on the taxi Now it's just woke taxi They try to say yeah yeah yeah They try to say yeah yeah But I say no no no Crazy taxi is gay

Offspring It sucks Woke Spring or some offspring. It makes me a little sad because it's like there's there's so many games like I don't know. Are there are there more? There's definitely more IPs now than there was before objectively. But I feel like so often we revisit IPs that it feels like it's like I guess there's it just feels gross.

Like I wish you got to deal with more of the old, the new things. Like where's the new exciting stuff that comes out? Offspring. More like jerk offspring to cockspring. Damn, that's bars. They're gay. They're gay. Ix.

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Damn, for real. Let me see. That tight. Is it the same color? Or is it like this tight on me or is? It is kind of, it is funny how tight it is.

Is it really? I guess. I can make it looser. I just use the second buckle. I mean, it's fine that it's tight. It is just funny. Like, I literally, I actually can't get a watch that is that tight. Like, I have, like, like, where's my fucking.

Jojo bought me a really nice fucking watch and I need to get it sized. I just like, I don't know where the, where the fuck is a watch store. I got to look it up. You know, watch people usually end up doing pretty well for themselves, which is crazy. It is kind of crazy because I'm like, It just feels so ancient to me, but I guess they're still around. But I feel like for the technique needed to do that, it's like a thing you got to really care about. Like people that get involved in that usually care a lot about it to get better at it, you know?

Yeah. This is as tight as it goes, but it's still like. Yeah, I still got some room. I can make it tight. But my circulation would get fucked up. That's what I want to see. I want to see a purple hand. Yeah, I want your, I want your hand to fall off in the middle of the show.

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Oh, that happens sometimes Probably A-B testing, right? Yeah, I was just like, it's like, uh-oh, put nudes in there Probably didn't wouldn't help him with the algorithm You know it would be really funny It'd be really funny if like one day we're just like going through Then one day it's like a Philo Franco episode about us Him shitting on us

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Dixon my ass. Happy birthday or whatever. It was so similar. wife who is like how did you not notice that one that one's too obvious he's old he's an old person clearly dixon my ass he's old Derek clearly he's a fucking old person fucking excellent dude dixon my ass is crazy clearly an old person that's online

way outside wait outside women's self-defense class as a pop quiz That's crazy Let's go I get it That's good I see the line I see the line Derek getting his ear

cleared out like Ray From scary movie one Facts I don't remember Yeah you got He got a glory hold Essentially through his fucking His ear

I gotta be real I saw the new one It was really not good I've heard It was pretty bad I'd probably just gonna wait for it To like come out digitally

Really not good I was like Oh man This is like getting me down a lot. I was watching. I was like, oh,

this is worse than I thought it was. Yeah. I was unfortunately, I was like, damn, a lot of people are like, yeah, this is kind of a lot of

shit's outdated. It's not that funny. I was like, oh, damn. Like, every joke was like, I mean,

this would have been funny before. I don't know. I saw the president's son snorting coke of a black bitch and a guy's ass and the end word a bunch.

This would have definitely hit way hard back back. Yeah, it's hard to beat reality now, really. Right. Oh shit. Um,

anyway, your wedding crashed by 1,000 Hornets. Would you rather your wedding get crashed by 1,000 hornets, 10,000 bees or a million flies? I'll take flies. I'd rather not get stung. Yeah, flies are dirty, but I'd rather just not be harmed, really. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. That's an easy one. And I could avoid pain altogether, right? What I... Gender fluid delivery driver number 312. Dog cum hot tub. That's disgusting. Nipple elongator.

Come on down to Bobby's barenecks and critter giblets. And get yourself some tasty fixes. Taking my $25 dollars back so I can pay my real therapist. Derek hiring a juggalo to flood Sweeney's ears with Fago and Cumb. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, Atheirian, has... of the past because he took a loss of his hard ass. Brazilian hunter officially as a daughter. So siege lived for our good deeds.

We want the gold sucker Hulk Hogan. We coming for you. Nafrum and rounding out our list as always. The great king of haphazard. We're coming for you. We'll see you next time. Until then, take care. Patreon to Compsets on a snark tank.

You know what it is. Him grabbing his head after saying that's closet. So perfect. He's like, oh, I'm fired. He's like, fuck. Wow.