The Snark Tank - #417: Our New Co-Host

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

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I gotta pick some stuff up I'm right there Flash is cool He's singing the language of the Of the damned Is that Blondie? Pretty sure's Blondie What?

Yeah I think he's Rapture I'm pretty sure actually I don't think Blondie's real Oh I think Blondie's a myth Oh interesting I think big Blondie

has been trying to co-opt your brain. They're trying to convince you that Blondie was real. It already co-opted it. For economic gains hitherto unheard of. Yes.

Hitherto. Hitherto. Very good choice of words. Thank you. Anyway, that's it. We'll see you next time. Welcome to the Star Takeda podcast. It's me, Chris.

It's Tim Derrick and Tim Sweeney. Look at him. Look at him over there. He's not on his head. Not like some disco, man. You listen to disco in there? In my head sometimes, yeah. Really?

Like when I'm going through a moment When I'm reverting back to my younger stuff I need to calm down, I'm like disco. Well, I got some big news for the show. Remember to Patreon.com slash the snarking. You can go over there if you want to support us. We got some big news on the show. We're going to have a guest on next episode.

I kept this a surprise for you guys. Oh. Because I wanted to hear you guys generate your reactions. We're going to get, it's going to be this exciting for us. Connor McGregor is going to stop by the studio. So yes. He's going to come on the snark tank. I wish I could beat him up, but I just can't.

You definitely cannot. I wish I could, but I just can't. Connor is going to come on. It makes me so sad. People that are shitty that, I hate the, well, it's the newer trend now, but it's happened over our lives. When shitty people go into MMA to learn how to fight and it's like, fuck you. You're a she shit and you can fight. I just have to shoot you.

Conner Gregor is shitty? What's going on? I kind of agree to its side unseen because I figured like, oh, that's a name I recognize. Yeah. He's very, very, very, very calm about it. Oh, sure. He's like a fighter, right? I'm pretty sure.

Famous. Yeah, yeah. One of the best probably, actually. All right. So, yeah. I wouldn't say best. He just had one of the better runs in a small window of time. Sure.

And never defended. When he became double champion in two away divisions, he never defended either belt. But like, he was the first one to become double champion, which was pretty cool. Yeah, well, he's going to be on the show. We're excited to have Conner Gregor on. He got his leg kicked in. Watch that live. It was hilarious.

Did that ever? Yeah, he got his leg. He got his leg broken. broke his leg. He broke his leg, but he actually stepped backwards, and then it just went, that's crazy. You think that's what happened? You don't think all those kicks mattered at all?

Also, interesting enough, before he was, it was already micro fracture. Okay. Microfracture after my, even in the camp, there was already problems. And then he kept kicking Dustin. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then it eventually just snapped. Oh, I think I did see that. The funny thing about that was when he started just still, didn't show that he was in an immense amount of paid.

He was just talking. Mad shit. He was talking so much shit and poor he just walked off. He was like, Your wife is in my DMs. It was just saying the dumbest shit. I thought it was funny, but this was also before I learned that he was an adjudicated rapist. So what? Yeah. Yeah, thanks for inviting a rapist on Chris. So we have no, we can ask him about it. Oh, yeah, sure. We did get his side of his side of the note boys. Let's have villains on here. Let's get his side of I'm not going to lie. I actually would, I would do that for specifically because nobody, he's doing his media press tour right now and his rehabilitation tour. And they're just ignoring it. Yeah, 100%. Like the biggest one, the two ones that actually really upset me to the point where I silently unfollowed an MMA journalist because I'm like, bro, I can't support you anymore. I support, let's put it this way. I supported him through his silent support of Israel. Silent. He has not.

said anything that is like, but I know he's a, he's Jewish or Juanay. And I know that he's never said anything in defense. I know, he is. Yeah, he's old school MMA journalist. Yeah, like that he actually, he, uh, he can't show up at the UFC because he's beefed with the Dana White. Just because of a short little origin story, a lot of these people do. And in fairness, it is a little weasily, right?

They, uh, try to steal the thunder of reveals. That's what people do, right? You're a journalist. You want to get the scoop. Right. So he stole the reveal of like UFC 200 Brock Leicester's coming back. So he got the information, put it out there. And then Dana White was furious. Like I wanted to reveal this. Oh, so he's like, he's like Nate the hate. He's like that he's like that Xbox leaker. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. That games in his real leaker leaks everything. The hate the hate. Yeah. And. And Ariel tries to say like I wouldn't have done it if I, if it wasn't told that it was okay to do it. Bullshit, right? Obviously you know that you're going to undercut the reveal and it's going to piss off the boss. so now he's been banned from

USC press events or whatever so he just covers UFC from the outside though and does boxing and all this shit Has anyone ever been banned from those things and just goes in with like a Ms. Doubtfire disguise? I think you should because I think Dana and all them are so fucking stupid they wouldn't notice.

Like it seems like... You can be like, I'm not him and you can be mad at a Jedi mind to those motherfuckers. It seems like one of the easiest... It seems like one of the easiest places to sneak into it. Like you figure you got a lot of people who are like kind of brain damaged a little bit

it's part of the job to be brain damage it's like that guy who like stuck into the, what is it, the R&C and pretended to be Vivekwal Maswami, even though he's, like, not even remotely. And he got way too far in security. Like, he was in place that he shouldn't have been. Yeah. Like, that's... It's like, the stupider people are, the, like, the further you can get with, like, a barely, like, a minimal disguise. Right. So, like, I just kind of don't understand, like, how you could even really be banned from a place like the UFC. Imagine he could just put, like, a wig or like a mustache.

You're like, my name is... What's his name? The guy who's banned? Ariel Halwani. Never mind. I was going to make up a fake day, but I like... Ariel. So just call them how do you reverse it? How will you reverse it? It was impossible. I gave up immediately. Larry. You will hurt yourself. I will. Imagine Dana White telling you not to show up somewhere. The guy that's beat the shit out of his wife, caught live, caught doing it.

Yeah. Nigger that loves John Jones. Love John Jones. Another guy that beat the shit out of his wife. Nictorious domestic violence. Drug addict, fucking problem, cheater, all this shit. Pop for steroids multiple times. Sean Strickland Fucking straight up fucking Straight up racist guy He uh Outledge to be fair

He doesn't like Sean Strickland But he likes the attention That Sean Strickland brings Right I don't like this guy But I platform him awesome Yeah No like platforming him

I'm on board What a what a phoenix Of fucking standing for what's right If you said that Then I would let you keep going And then uh I don't know Dick sucks Trump actively

I'm pretty sure If Trump was like Grab this head And pulled him down would suck his day. Dana White would open up and be like, yippee, yeah,

he keeps saying he's such a piece of shit. He keeps saying he's not political. What a fucking idiot. It is so funny. It is so insane. Like, who buys this? I don't know. Who the fuck does this work on?

Even if he's not political, right? It makes him more shitty because he just conforms to what he says just for money. It's like you're such a, ever since Donald Trump. I can use those words this month. There is no, there's no such a bitch. There's no such thing as,

uh, apolitical now. like that's not a thing you can't do it the president has a crypto scam yeah you also multiple cryptoscaps like if you if you don't care that's like

that is just support really at that point yeah so it's like it's not like it's not like the before four times when like presidents would go up there and they would be like really mild-mannered and uninteresting and they wouldn't be doing fucking they'd be doing shady shit behind the scenes or whatever it would be at least

they would have the courtesy to hide it yeah it's just so blatant and it's blatant it's blatant it's blatant as far Blatent. If you turn a blind eye. Yeah. Yeah. Turn a blind eye.

It's not. It's ridiculous. It is a statement. But for Dana to say it, of all people. Because when Trump became president, they snuggled up immediately. Of course. And then he rehabilitated his image after January 6th. Yeah.

By having him at every UFC event and having every, I'm doing like, oh, he's so cool. Joe Rogan's sucking him off live on the broadcast. Like, just like he pulls his pants down. Take the guy who owns the next. Huh? Who owns the next at the parade. I don't need your vote. Dolan fucking.

It's like, yeah, you don't need anybody's vote. You inherited millions of dollars. Yeah. You're a fucking Nepo baby. Like, what do you mean? Of course. I hate these people, man. I hate, I really hate him.

He's got booed. He got like mad booed. Yeah, New York doesn't like him. Yeah. He's so, he's hated over there. You fuck would like him. The fucking commissioner of the NBA when he was presenting the trophies. Like, like, all right, here's the, here's the, here's the commissioner of the NBA.

Adam Silver, everyone in the fucking. Spurs Stadium, boo, and he just has to sit there and like, like, as if it doesn't bother him. But I'm like, bro, you fucking suck. You're the elite. No one likes you. Right. So James Dolan, why the fuck would they like? First of all, there's many reasons to not like him.

Also, he invited Trump personally, and then they lost the game. Yeah. Yeah. Who's going to like you? It is crazy. You sat next to him. Like, who's going to like you? A fucking moron.

Yeah. And then he got all salty in his fucking his speech. Like, come on, bro. Oh, come on. No fucking moron. These people, these elites, and you say, like, when they say things, I wonder, I'm like, who is this for? Like, who does it work out? Like, I really am curious to meet.

Well, they used to think, it works on the old and dumb. It works on people who would be better served in a zoo, I think. Like, people that you can't really interact with you could maybe, like, do a magic trick and they'd be baffled by it. And you could, like, laugh at the fact that they're baffled by it. And they'd walk away and get, like, a $10 Coke. You know, that's like the mass, that's the most amount of interaction you can have with a person like that. whoever this shit works out. I think in a city like New York

that's going through such a resurgence because of somebody, someone actively being explicitly out of that norm sphere. Yeah. And then it came coming there and be like, yeah, whatever it's like brother.

I just once, I, people like, I don't want to, I don't want to condone violence. The last guy that I said something about he got handled. So I don't want to bring that blinding energy.

He did explode. I don't want to bring that blight energy bad. Don't you want to? But I just feel like these people, these people, these people don't understand that they don't understand they are putting themselves in danger and they just don't get it they don't understand the gravity of anything and you're not safe until it happens to them really that's kind of the problem it's it's that old adage of like or not

even an adage but like it's i've seen this story so many times where it's like a republican will have like a belief and then like they'll have like a gay kid or something you know what i mean right or suddenly they suddenly they'll be connected to the things that they've been speaking out against and now they care. And it's just like, well, you don't, you only recognize it when it's happening to you. You have no, I don't even know what the theory is or like what the ability is, but you cannot put you, you cannot literally cannot imagine yourself in any other situation other than the one that you are currently in and that's crazy.

Yeah. My grandma says it in Spanish and I forgot what it is, but I know the English tradition is those who can't hear feel. That's literally like the best way to put it. It's like, you're not going to hear people are warning you, but you'll feel when the reparations come and you need to do something about it. I forgot what the phrase is, but it's like you're going to feel it eventually. So just keep it up, man.

It's probably not giving people health care. Keep not giving people rights. And then when they go crazy and the part of your body above your neck is being carried out. And people are playing with it like a soccer ball. It'll be like interesting. Yeah. I think that's saying it's like Andale Andale Areba, right? It's not like that.

Yeah. But you know that happy June teeth, everybody. Shout out to the black Americans in the chat. Shout to Derek. Yeah. Shout out to this guy. I think he's black. I think so.

I'm not black American technically, merely if anything. Well, you are American. I am. You are black American. I am, yes, but. In every stretch of the imagination.

You are literally quite actually a black American. I am. I am, but like, you're arguably nothing else. I was raised by not black American people. What do you mean? Where are they from?

My grandma's Puerto Rican. She's black. But she's Caribbean. But where is, Puerto Rico? The Caribbean. I understand that. But I have a culture that's,

drawn from just being a slave only. What I'm saying is like we are, this whole thing is the America. Like I understand. You know what he's doing? You know, because, because he teaches for like particularly people that were enslaved in the America's proper. Yeah, but you weren't enslaved. I know.

That's why I'm shot not to be. But nobody alive right now is. Except for people in prison. It doesn't matter. I, I look, look, I'm not going to say, I can, I can be like, oh, look, the beautiful island of the Caribbean is where I'm from. And I don't have only history that's just unfortunately being in chains. So for me, I can be like, shout out to those people.

I am technically part of this group, but I'll take a step back for them to have a great time. Well, guys, happy Juneteenth. In honor of Juneteenth, all of the money that Kingston and Derek make today is going to a charity. A Juneteeth charity. I don't agree to that.

What? Today? I'm fine with today's, yeah. I think it should go to me. I think all the money that everyone makes should go to me. Oh, all right. And every black, I guess the other black Americans can get.

a little piece of life. You get 3%. If they do reparations, I'd be like, I want it, but I'm not going to take it. I'm like, I can't take this. What do you mean? What do you mean? I wouldn't receive reparations. If I had a choice to like not, I would choose not. Why? Yeah, yeah. Because my family's not technically black. My family wasn't enslaved on this piece of land. If they did it for St. Thomas and Puerto Rico, like Jamaica, I'd be like, hell yeah. Let me. Let me, let me, let me flip you real quick. So what if I right now enslaved your dad. I think he's the one doing plenty of

enslavements. My dad was the person I gave him an idea. They land on like they land on the show of the Ivory Coast and he's like wait a minute. Wait a minute, Europeans. Wait a minute Portuguese. Come here come here. I have an idea. Nobody here likes me. Everybody's mean to be here. I think you guys are pretty cool. I've lived for a long time. You see, I really don't like me. Take the rocks to use fire.

Why don't you just take them with you? Take them. they won't put up that much of a fight. I mean, they might, you know, actually, they fight pretty good, but eventually. Avoid the Zulu, so you'll be fine. Eventually, you can trade with some of the other ones, and then we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out.

That would be so shitty figuring out your dad was the entity that introduced the fucking cattle slavery. I'd be like, what the fuck? What the dad, what the fuck am I? Do I have powers? No, you have none of them. You just die, regular. probably young.

This man has a very good idea. What say you... It'd be the Portuguese son. They'd be like, do that, da, da, do that. He'd be dancing, shaking her next and say... Oh, my God. Do da, da, do da, da, do da, da. Is that what Portuguese sounds like?

I'm pretty sure. That's very... I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I love that. I love that you're... Brazilian. Before...

Before they got creative. What if the history is a lie, dude, like all of that rhythm and that ass shaking and stuff was actually in Portuguese proper. Before. And they brought them hoes to Brazil. Could you imagine that Africans copied their whole flow from Europeans? Could you imagine that's how it was actually? Like Rainbow is not from African slaves. It was like, no, the Spaniards, we already had this.

They lied. They lied. They took it from us. You know there's a few YouTube videos that are saying just that. And I want to find them. I want to find them. would be insane. Of course it would. Because that beat is, those things are in places that European, not every different Europeans are not.

Yeah. And it'd be like, no, we did it. We historically know what European music sounds like. And I'm not even knocking it. It's just rhythmless. You know what I'm saying? Like it's, there's a lot of amazing concert pianist and cello and all the, you know, the orchestra, cool shit. But it's not for, it's not focused. There's no drum and bass. There's no rhythm There's no metronome If you look at the The people that were dancing to that shit Okay, I guess there were a game in their own way But there was a little bit of swing And circle

Running around and shit With another person Yeah But there was no I wouldn't say that Damn near There was there was no like There was no

Is it just bass? No not bass It's a what does it call? When I think of white dancing I think of interpretive dance I mean sure You know what I mean I think of like

It depends Yeah Yeah, like, ballet essentially. I guess interpretive in the most literal sense, yeah, I guess. Literally, yes. I went to a ballet with the Jojo because she's like really into that shit.

Are you serious? Yeah. I've been to ballets before. And she was... What did you say? What did you say? I've been to ballets before. Oh, you?

I didn't ask you. That's cool. You're saying like it's unnatural. No, I just, I don't know. I just, I didn't know that. You will. I wouldn't have assumed that about Jojo. I guess that she's a ballet person.

Yeah, she's deeply European. and it's in the culture. I love that. It's beautiful. Okay. I think it's impressive. They're a better way. I think it's very impressive. I think it's extremely impressive.

I agree with Timothy Chalameh personally. I mean, that's a valid. I forgot what he said. What do he say? He said nobody cares about it. He said nobody cares about it. People aren't lining up to see it, which is true. Like, it's like ballet and opera, right?

It's just, it's just respectful, but it's not untrue. The way he said it. He said it like a New Yorker would say it. Yeah. He said it instead of saying it respectful, he said it very. literally the way he thinks. He's like, oh. Dude, that video of him at the Nix, like, freaking it out.

It made me to like him so much because I'm like, oh, I just, you're just a kid in my class. I've never disliked him. They brought him into the locker room when they won. They're spraying shampoo. They gave him a champagne shower. They fucked him. Did you see how out of breath was they were like literally almost drowning him? He was like, dude, like, I'm not an athlete.

I'm an actor. Please chill guys. And they're all like going crazy. And he's like, I can't see or breathe also. This belt is heavy as fuck. It was a champagne that they were covering? Yeah, but they were like... It started with champagne.

Then it was bus. And then it was complete. Then it was battery acid. Yeah. They stopped. He tried to use the voice and it didn't work. Came out of that fucking... Guys, I have to say something about this, though.

Came out of that room looking like Oliver. Like... That's shitty, dude. That was kind of shitty. I'm sorry. That was pretty shitty mood. I'm talking about Oliver from the film. Oliver...

In company? Yeah. Whichever Oliver. That was pretty shit. That was a bad one. What are he saying? Oliver Twosons, but that was pretty bad. I don't know what you're talking about.

Dude, what he was saying is Oliver Twist is poor. Oh, he's dirty. Salome came out looking dirty like Oliver. Oliver Twist. You know what I mean? Do you see him in the subway, like, wiling out, taking off his fucking shirt and everything like that, like screaming with everybody? And then Kylie Jenner looked like she was afraid of black people. No, I'm sure.

Even though she's a kid for all, which is hilarious. But she was like, they were, he was there with everybody, which is insane that they were just, he was just in the subway. with just a bunch of random people with no security guards. And then she was like, ew, yeah. She's like, keep me sure you, check for your wallet. You see that guy that ran after him with a hammer and threatened him? Really? Really?

He was like, two and three better be fucking good, son. You better stay there's that day. And he goes and he yells at it. He just fucking, the guy turns into an egg. What? Turned into a big old Easter egg. That's it. An egg.

That's it. That's it. Is it disrespectful that the dude that's been there all the time supported the Knicks for forever? You know what I'm talking about? Who? Who, Spike? Yeah, of course.

Why was he not in the locker room? Who? Spike Lee. Spike the dog. Oh, Spike the dog Lee. Yeah. Spike. Well, he wasn't back there?

He was not back there. Well, he's probably not. He's probably not, like, he probably doesn't have a, like, a personal issue of any of the modern Nick. probably. That's likely what it is. I think he should have still been back there. I think Spikes should have been back there. I think Ben still should have been because all of those things are like actually long time Knicks fans. Yeah. To me though. Adam Chandler, all of them. They should have been back there. Spike is the is the Nick fan. He is the

Nick fan. And actually we can even argue if it wasn't for Spike Lee, maybe they want to want to chip earlier because he was badgering say Reggie Miller so much. Reggie was like, I'm going to show you. And then he showed him and then he made the choke fucking some like he was like fucking went to him and went like y'all choke at the garden and i was like i'm surprised nick vansing kill him like they didn't just kill yeah because at the point it was like dude you talk so much people have no idea especially in sports like us regular people talking shit probably just get us mad it ain't gonna get us get us motivated that's true so like these mother these sports people like they live in that environment where like talking shit is

just motivation so me i'm like i want to patch you on one of you one's It's on Tim Duncan. Tim Duncan, legendary Spurs. Power Forward. I thought Tim Duncan was like saying something to you. I thought like the spirit. He's still alive, but I was like the spirit of Tim Duncan. Timothy Duncan.

Yeah, Timothy Duncan. God damn it. Oh, there's a nat in here? I don't, are you sure you're not going to say? I haven't seen it. I swear to God there's a net in here. I've been having an ad issue, though. What?

What are you pointing at me for? New sitcom, Nat and Yahoo. Nat and Yahoo. Yeah. We're going to have a new, we're going to have a new. Watch out you'd get sued for making. And would it be like, it's going to be like a little. Yeah.

To a little. Every lawyer would. Yeah. Wow. Let's go. It's going to kind of say that. You pick it up and that's the tone. You're like, oh, no, they got me.

Oh, no. Yeah. It's, I don't even know how we got all the way to Nix. Nicks, let's go Nix Let's go, Nickerbusters I remember It started with inviting a rapist on the podcast Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

And then it ended with a guy I guess raping an entire population So we're gonna have that rapist on the podcast So we're gonna ask him some questions about it Because he keeps avoiding He keeps avoiding it You went on fucking Jimmy Fallon That's crazy to me

To me I didn't I posted something where some guy I forgot what the cover was It was a cover song of was it It might have been Bob Dylan I think it was like The Times they were changing if I remember correctly.

Yeah. I was barely paying attention because I was so pissed off. Just seeing him like being this, it was a Me Too thing. It was like an homage or an ode to the, to the Me Too movement. And then to turn around

and having Connor McGregor on your fucking program, platforming him, fucking sports wash, or I said media washing him, pink washing him, I should say. Or is that right?

That's not, I mean, that might be the wrong term. But like, I might be the wrong term. But like just saying, just trying to make him seem like it's normal. and he's not a fucking rapist is genuinely like it genuinely upset me in a way that I don't care about Jimmy Fallon but like just it made me want to like hurt him you know like because before I was just like oh Jimmy sucks yeah now I'm like I actually really don't like that guy now like I actually have a real legitimate reason to dislike him and I hope New York is attack him at some point yeah well yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking start photoshopping Spurs jersey's on

him in every single picture. And I'm going to convince some New York fans, some Nick fans. You'll definitely convince people. Yeah. I think he'll be like, this fucking this whole time, they're going to get them. You're going to get some, you're going to possess someone with evil enough to kill him. You're going to lose. That's magic effectively.

That's effectively using a magical spell out somebody. Like, I'm going to tell him something he hates over and over again to the point that he eventually gets active and does something. I hope it happens. Like I said, man, enough hate can lead to you dying. If you hate someone enough, it leads to them dying. It's true. Well, it's not true enough.

Because how many people hate like, let's see, Elon, Trump, if the three of us spent our lives creating non-but hate campaigns for those people, I'm pretty sure I give them like maybe two or three more years. If we like, if we dedicate, if we all three of us dedicated our lives to 24-7 hate campaigns. It's not 24-7, but like as much as we can healthily do without hurting ourselves. So we're not conjuring enough hate in your opinion. You're crazy. Like, dude, I'm telling you, enough hate could really alter.

Of course, Kingston. Alter the world. Of course. Hate is powerful. Do you understand? Exactly. Like, it's like, it's like, if you hate at something enough, they'll die. Like, add it.

And you got to take a little action so you can do it, man. It sounds magical, but it's real, dude. Trust me, man. I will say this. I will say this. It likes you, man. You fucking serious. This dude has a fucking hammer.

What? You has a hammer. Is that the whole bit? You fucking. You want it? Yeah. Put a sickle on it too. I forgot I was sitting on that.

Who has a sickle? Who has a... No one? It was on the chair because I had to do some repairs here earlier and I forgot. You were sitting inside. You weren't to,

you fucking weirdo. That was up my scrotum. It was completely... Up your scrotum. Damn. Yeah. What is... Okay.

Yeah, man. I feel like... If you put your balls in between the middle part, you could dangling it. I think I can hold it for a few... Oh, no, maybe... What do you say? If you put your balls like right here,

like right here, this little nuk. little nook his little cranny. What, like rest your balls right there? What do you say? Like, put the ball, like, grab your ball skin, twist a little, and let it dangle from your balls. Yeah. Why would you do that?

Exhibition. Anyway. Yeah. Should we want to questions? I don't know. I don't know if there's anything to, I don't know. Did something happen? I feel like nothing really happened.

Nothing that I'm aware of. Outside of the obvious thing, which is like, it just never stopped. The Iran stuff never stops. But like, what are we going to? Like, what's, what are we going to go? Oh, oh, ha, ha, ha, fucking Trump. His new deal, his new fucking deal.

Yeah. I want to, listen. I know, I know you can't. I know you can't, okay. So I know you can't convince the absolute retards. I still support him. But for everyone else, it's like, please, please find a way to defend this. Through this deal, he did all this bullshit.

Got a bunch of children killed, you know, slaughtered in their schools, you know, like all this stuff happened. American soldiers have been killed. like dozens, all to just have a worse deal than Obama. Essentially, basically Iran's going to get more money than Obama was paying back because Obama was going to pay, like, they didn't get, like, there was a weapons deal that never went through.

And basically Iran was owed money. So Obama, they was criticized for giving them money. And then Trump is going to give them more money. The straightforward moves is not going to be completely open. It's going to be controlled. And so they're going to have to, they get to make money on it now? Yes.

It's there's there's the um so crazy there and there's still more to be worked out like about like say the whole nuclear basically and the the timeline of them not doing basically there's stuff that's still in set the same way and then there's and then there's worse stuff as of right now there's nothing that's been better. So the thing that begs the question is why did he fold so quickly? Like if, you're this deep into the shit, that's the thing that's confusing me. And then there's also dealing with Israel to where they're probably not going to comply with a lot of this shit. Because a part of somebody... Oh, they already didn't. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Like earlier today, they were just like, no, so the idea of... And they close this rate again. So, so... So, so... So, here's the thing. It's awesome. It's awesome. In your guys's perception,

why did he fold so quickly when you're like when you're this deep into the shit already when you're so positively fucked oh for the midterm shit it's 100% the midterm shit it's only the yeah that's why that's why J.D. Vance is going out there and suddenly having an opinion on things is because he just wants to position himself

for like the midterms but he's like this early like I feel like me like so I would say in September is when you wrap it up I think I think he knows the writing's on the wall it's cooked he's not winning there's the right It's not winning anything for the most part right now. They're kind of up.

Well, they're not up as well. No, like, no, like it's, their time is up. Understandably, that's why some of them are gerrymandering like crazy to save face. They're trying to save face. The problem is that like, everywhere that wins that's right is a Trump-Trump-esque person. But if they're against someone that's just not a right-oid, they lose right now. Yeah. And that's the wave right now.

They know that it's going to come. And I'm pretty sure, look, if he doesn't, if, if the blue wave does happen and he doesn't get immediately removed from office, I would probably think about leaving the country. I have a theory. I have a theory, by the way. Go ahead. That I think, because the conservative position, right? Or like, there's the Democrat and the Republican position, right? The Republican position is that the government is dumb and can't do anything.

And the Democratic position is that the government should be competent and should do things. this is all so bad and all so stupid that it goes back to me thinking like and I said this before where it's just like it almost feels like the goal is to be stupid and to make dumb decision on purpose just to be like see government can't do anything right we just paid millions of dollars to fix the fucking reflecting pool

and it's fucking peeling already like I don't know I guess the government kind of sucks you know and that way it's just like well now now nobody has faith the government at all. And so that when you vote for a Democrat, you're like, why would I vote for a Democrat if it's just going to be,

you know, if the government sucks. Their whole, their whole philosophy, it depends on the government being incompetent. Yeah. Without it,

it falls apart. I think they actively get an office to fuck things up worse. So a Democrat comes in, the Democrat has to deal with the shat bed and then they give us people again to be like, hey,

go back to these people. Granted, I don't like the Democratic Party at all either. I hate Democratic Party. Well, you know how I feel about it. I feel like it's the difference between,

uh, I feel like it's the difference between having an activated uranium rod in your pocket or rats in your kitchen. Yeah. You know what I mean? Where I'm like, I feel like the Democrats are rats in your kitchen. The Republicans are like an activated uranium rod in your pocket. And you're like, I'm not really thrilled about the rats. But this activated uranium rod demands immediate attention.

Yeah. I agree with that. I think the Democratic Party is. Yeah. I think the problem is the modern Democratic part. As my skin is peeling off my bones from the strontium 90 pulsing through my skeleton. I'm not looking over to my kitchen and thinking, thank God for the rats.

This rod's pretty cool. At least it's cool than the rats. It's pretty cool. I just actively destroying your valence electrons. I can feel my sails crumbling. Ow, myself. That's crazy. But that's what's happening right now.

I think you guys are giving or at least Chris, I think it's too much credit. I understand. That's the only thing. That's me trying to be. as charitable as possible. Really? Yeah, that's exactly. How fucked up is that? Right. The charitable interpretation is that this is all

intentionally bad to further their, their fundamental foundational premise and core foundational belief that the government is incompetent and can't do it. I think that's the that's happening with the shadow individuals, the ones we don't see that are like the, the actual tech. See that fucking group chat that Phil DeFranco? It's insane that that's, first of all, that is

that's the thing that happened. That's crazy. What you're talking about? So, the fucking group chat that got revealed by, um, but all the fucking, the literal cult manufacturing bullshit. So this is, this is literally like actually you get,

Philip de Frego did a great job covering this like, we're going to butcher it. I only, and he gave the link to the guy that actually had the whole entire deep study. It's terrified. I only watched the video one time through. So I was just kind of taking in the information and then just kind of like meditating on it.

But like, there is essentially like this, this secret group chat that used, um, not government, uh, emails for every, but like Elon Musk is a part of it.

The head of the Heritage Foundation is a part of it. The head of the Anti-Defamation League is a part of it. Joseph Gordon-Levin for some reason is in there. I don't get that one. I don't understand. Do you know about this? I do know about it. Yeah, yeah.

All right. So like that, do yourself in favor or look that up. Again, DeFranco did a great job kind of getting everything into a, into a digestible bit of information. But like, it's just like, bro, it's over. It's really, really, really bad. It's very, very bad. It's very bad. You know what sucks for me is, so here's my thing.

Back in 2009, I discovered Alex Jones, and I was like, this guy's hilarious. And I was like, he's on point for some things, though. And then about a year later, I was like, all right, this guy sucks. You know, like, unfortunately it fell off from me very quickly. He does suck. But at the time, I didn't know. Just because he wasn't, the power level wasn't shown. I see what you mean.

And then I started actually, like, paying attention on it. I was like, oh, this guy really sucks. And all he does is just read headlines of, like, I realize very quickly that I got disappointed. But one thing that I've always tried to give him credit for is groups like this. This to me is like a fucking Tuesday when I heard this shit. Like for a lot of people like, this is insane. I'm like, bro, Alex Jones snuck into the fucking that stupid group up by San Francisco.

Of the Bilderberg? No, no, not the Bilderberg, but that's another one. The Bilderberg group. That's the president's one. That's the one. We're all like not just presidents. What the fuck is that place called? Bohemian Grove.

Behemian Grove. He snuck into it. He showed it. There's nothing weirder than that. Like you can keep talking about these other societies and these secret things and there's other people that think they're actual masons. And they do all this weird shit. They're like the new age.

There's a lot of that weird shit. They're all weird. There's a bunch of a cultist out there. But there's nothing weird than that. That they worship a joll mullock, the giant stone owl mulloch, or maybe it's not stone or whatever. And then they burn a he. human effigy that represents care like caring they do that is the and I was like bro and the most powerful men and only men and I thought it was funny because there's a sound bite of a of

Nixon being like I'm not going to that shit he said you call it like faggy or something because they're probably all butt fucking each other too because I just thought of a celebrity and I was like there's nothing weirder than that Alex Jones has footage of it and I'm like why are we not act from this is decades ago what makes and the mainstream has never covered this. Of course. They never talk about it. The person that owns it is one of them.

But like the idea is that this weird shit, like the Bilderberg group is real. And then now you have, here's another version of it. There's another thing where the powerful people in the world that are just setting policy and controlling our lives. And I'm like, yeah.

It's not crazy. That is, you're making me nervous with that fucking hammer, dude. There's a hammer on the table. And I keep having visions of him picking it up and just, wailing on me. I feel like something's going to happen

and a hammer's going to hit someone. It's like putting your empty gun in the middle of the table. Yeah. Oh yeah, it's a deadly, a deadly weapon. I like, I don't know, it's like it's entertaining. It's a tool that actually like, a saw,

a saw, not not a bus saw, but like a saw would, would intimidate me less. Because like a saw, you got a hack at, you got to like, that, it's, all it takes is a swing.

And it's going to just hurt somebody. It hurts. It, you can end me, you can immediately turn. turn me into a Republican. A Trump voter. Like, at one swing. But I think it's, I don't know, man.

What bother me the most when I look into that cult shit is when I figure it out that, like, none of it is religious or anything like that. None of that has any, like, darker meanings. It's just evil niggas being evil. Yeah. And it's roping in other evil people. There's probably that. And it's like, that shit is, because, like, a lot of them are like, if they do, like,

fuck things. Like, oh, yeah. They assault someone. They do some in policies. They're not doing it because they believe this higher entity is doing it. They're doing it so they can. rope you in and see how much you want to be a part of it. And it's like that

is fuck. It's just people who are like profoundly bored because they have everything. You know what I mean? It's just like, oh, I'm already at the top of my industry. What else is there to do? Except I don't know, burn a kid. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I agree. I think what happened is that I think that's initially. I think it's true.

I think because it's the same reason why like celebrities like a white t-shirt for like a thousand dollars. You know what I mean? It's like, because that's their equivalent of spending a white t-shirt price for an average person. It's like that's what it takes for them to feel that. There's a perception thing, right? Because I do agree that I think like the initially, the people that were like, I think

it starts off with just people being shitty first, obviously. That's interesting, Derek. What do you think? Okay, Chris. It's a, uh, I'd love to hear your opinion, Chris, about this. I, unfortunately, I, unfortunately, for, for, for, for Kings. That's a very good clip I love those ones

And you always make the face too Yeah You know so You make a perfect response face That I can fuck with Yeah You know Stop doing it

Fantastic Yeah I look What's the Peter Thiel Peter Thiel Yeah Peter Thiel Did he flee to fucking Argentina or some shit? It surprised me

It does Argentina Like come on Like come on dude Like what it like it's You're exactly It's very on brand I want

I want people to pay. I want, I want leftists in particular to pay attention to these things. Because they're so quick to like kind of not take that shit seriously as like anything that sounds kind of

fantastical like that. I think we're really to take it seriously. I think the problem is that we don't, we don't have the numbers to change things. But I think what's happening right now, I think actively we're seeing it is that non-leftists are getting mad. And I think that's the problem that I don't, I just really don't think that class understands because they're going to keep

people don't just give up power for no reason. So Ron is not going to give you the ring out of the kindness of his heart, you know? Yeah. You know, like, that's not going to happen because he's like, I have the power. Here you go, hobbit, niggas, go, go Bernie, throw it in the fire. Like, no, they're not

I'm bored. Yeah, I've had my fill. And I think, I think literally what's going to happen is it's going to lead to, like, fire in the streets. I think it's going to, it's going to get to that point. It's... And that's unfortunate

because... We're way past due. No, it's... We're way past due. I don't want to say it's past due, but yeah. You know, it's like... We're way past. That should have happened like...

Dave. Decades and decades and decades ago. I know, but it's like that is... You talk about democracy... That's never a clean burn, you know? Arguably after, like, just after JFK. It's the cleanest that is possible. It's the clean as possible.

The way the world works. I don't, I don't like... I don't want to incite violence. I don't want to tell people to do that. It's not about inciting violence. It's just like as a, what's the quote? Who's the quote? JFK.

You said, what is it? Those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable. Like, I don't know, man. It's like it. I've seen people say it's misappropriated by it's like, whatever. It's, it is true. Yeah, it doesn't matter who the fuck said it, but it's just like, hey, it is very true statement. And the way that the system's been set up and the way that.

And this is, to me, this is what's so upsetting about like the Democrats in particular is because we, We're seeing what the Republicans have done and they've ignored like fucking everything, especially within this current administration. And so it's like for the Democrats to have been playing with kid gloves this entire time, that's what's so frustrating. It's like, y'all could have avoided this by codifying shit by actually fucking getting your hands dirty, getting in the fucking trenches. But they just like did little things here and there and then it's like good enough. The Democrats are the same group, unfortunately. But see, I wouldn't say that they're the same fucking group. No, I would think the Democratic policy is different.

the Democrats themselves, the people that are in these places are the same people. Well, to me, what I would say compared to the Republicans that are actively trying to make minorities disappear. I would say that this is all I'm trying to say is that like the comfortability that the Democratic Party and the people in power on the Democratic side have had is is making violent revolution and inevitable. I agree. So Democrats have had had and have the. power to dissuay things from getting to the point where it turned to the fire and brimps on the street. Yeah.

They have the power to do that. Yeah. But at the same time, the Pelosi's, they, that archetype of person is still benefiting from those laws actively made by these right-wing psychos. We're completely in sync. You know, that's the thing. Why would you expect them to change it when they're doing it? Oh, no.

I didn't expect it. Of course. No, no. We've always wanted. That's what we always like, act about fucking voting these people out. and then say but the apathy of like the average liberal for example right you just all they're we we got a person that left cool and then it doesn't go any further than that and that's been the fucking problem and then also but like when it comes to people who are more practical like I say a left is where I want them to kind of understand where the average liberal or the average voter's brain is and kind of try to appeal to it then just trying to be so easy it's easiest pie the support the average average average average voter it's easy to get them on your side it's but they and they take executions yeah exactly exactly but that's not even hard to do you'll still be so hyper rich you would still be well the thing is like they

can't stop falling into this because like they ultimately and again a lot of it's not to say that you know all the the the democrats are just as bad as the right wing or the left is just as bad as right as right this is not really the point of what i'm trying to say here but like dude all of this shit is the result of incompetence at the like on that side like the way that the left handled everything

going into the Trump's first term is the reason that happened and Biden being like I'm going to be a one term president actually just kidding actually I think I kind of want to stay

oh I'm too incompetent I don't say that actually we won't have a primary fuck you just take my vice president you know what I mean like he's the reason he is also the reason why we have this current administration

that's why it's insane it's like you're fucking you have dementia Yeah. Go home. You want to spend eight, four more years here? Are you, are you insane? The fact that he even, the fact that, he completely sabotaged everything because if there was, if there was even a, if there was a primary that could like, there could be actual Democratic candidates that could juke it out. Very likely. He would have lost. Huh? Trump would have lost. I think it's almost certain. Like the votes for Kamala were already and she was like so unlikable in comparison. And they were still relatively close. It's like what, like one, maybe two million. or something votes off. No more than three. No more than three. And it's like, brother, imagine if you had somebody that was like actually, that was actually a good, B, had time, and C wasn't connected to the current administration that had not handled things well.

It's just like... I think that's why I say it's why I say it's an equivalent, you know, level of bad. But like... The refusal to take responsibility for where we're at right now is insane. And the fact, it's like, oh, we actually need more centrist shit. Fucking no. Yeah, that's served as so... Are you stupid?

That served us so well. If you, who's she campaigning with? Uh, fucking Liz Cheney. Insane. What are you doing? It's so fucking stupid.

What's going to change? Nothing much. Oh, great. Yeah. Amazing. And I think that's the problem. It leads,

it leads to, that's a crazy answer. It's what I think the whole time. Like, ever since I've gotten older and I was like, and I, like, very much so detached from Democratic Party. I was like, these people,

they're not getting hurt by this. So they don't care. Yeah. They don't care. They have, they have never cared. They listen when the last one that cared was like Carter and everybody made him look terrible, particularly Israel, but they made him look terrible.

It's the same thing in corporate America where like the heads of like Xbox or whatever, they'll make like X, Y decisions. They'll be like, ah, fucking just make whatever games you want. Like they don't have to sell well. We just need stuff to put on Game Pass. And then the guy gets replaced. You know, and then it's suddenly like, oh, you didn't make games that sell. We're going to lay all you off.

And it's like, well, you told us. Yeah. You told us. And then the guy who made those decisions, by the way, that like now has the brand all fucked up, he gets to, he, he leaves his job. He leaves his job. He leaves his job. And he's like, he's, he's a, he's a multi-millionaire. And it doesn't matter if he fucks up or not. Because if he loses his job, he could just live the rest of his life as a rich person. Yep. It's, there's, there's no, I don't know. We're ranting right now and, and, you know, soapboxing. But it's just like, it's so, it is infuriating to pay attention to it shatters. It shatters. It shatters your ability to even entertain the, the, the, the face. of the conversation with this group of people. Because for me, right now, genuinely, I just, I can't, if someone is a classical Democrat, a left centrist on the left more side, I just can't validate how you can acknowledge or or even be a part of that group anymore. It's like, have you guys not known that these social, these social policies, people want these?

If you go to these places, like, if you go to these rural places, right? It literally just depends on how you phrase the question. Exactly. If you go to these rural places and you'll be like, hey, how are you, how are you dealing with your Medicaid? How's your insurance dealing with you? Yeah. It's hurting you. How about we make a policy where your insurance costs you almost nothing? We'll figure it out for you. If you describe socialized medicine to people, they'll love it. And if you call it socialized medicine, they'll be like no. Even even that, even right now, I think a lot of the fucking, fucking stumble fuck brick biting retards in the South. And I know what I'm saying, my family, so my friends from the South. Yeah. If you tell them like, yo, are you able to pay for your health care? Your mother, your grandmother died from X, Y, and Z. She could have been helped from that. How about we help figure out how we can do that?

They will agree to it. The problem is that one, the left completely forsakes all of the lesser fortune places in this country. Sure, sure. That is fucking insane. That is true. Because it's like, if you don't go, like, oh, we're going to go to major cities. You already got to major cities, my nigga. You're not going to.

No, Trump is not going to come to Los Angeles and be like, yo, you're on my side. That's not going to fucking happen. The Mexicans here, so maybe that might happen. But, like, it's not going to really happen. If he goes to New York, he's not going to be like, oh, Zoron's here, but doesn't he kind of suck? They're going to be like, no. Get out of you. Get out.

Look what happened to Graham Platner. Exactly. They have tacked him with everything they could think of, and it just made them more popular. Exactly. Because they're like, oh, yeah. Oh, you're an infidel. You cheated on your, you're unfaithful. I don't care.

Give me health care, please. Yeah. And, like, it didn't work at all. And, bro, to your point. recently why do I know that you see Oklahoma recently I'm a purse I'm a regular nigger I'm a standard guy I don't I don't know I don't know policy people that can really talk this shit that can go out there and be like oh yeah this is this is an obvious game plan go to the people and do the work for the people that's it and it's like they have teams

they have a bunch of people to have your have your vice president go to the places you already know on your side and go there let's be like look stoke the flame like look I understand here, but he's trying to go out more of the country, so we have a bigger voter base. And then make the president go to these places and talk to these people. It's like, it's, I don't, why can I understand it? It's just low information. It's just like it, it's, uh,

because I saw, I saw a thing. These are the people that are running the show. I understand. How are they so, like, how? Listen, because, because they represent a people that is also stupid and so they have a ceiling. Yeah. They also are stupid. This is kind of the thing. They're not as dumb. They're not as dumb.

But it's like, there are people out there like there's like, I saw a post recently about like, Zarmamani, like, there's like a thing. Zarmamani trying to close a $5 billion deficit in New York City. And everybody's like, I saw a bunch of people be like, see fucking the deficits in five billion dollars in New York City. It was 12 before he got in there. So it's like, you know, it's just people, they don't. They don't think.

They're not even asking the question. Oh, how much was it before he got? Right. They're not even. They're completely incurious. And the lack of curiosity is a big thing. It's such a big thing. It's just like the lack of curiosity, the critical thinking.

And dude, the thing that like, to your point, a lot of stuff that you were saying is when you notice, like, say, it doesn't matter what it is sports. It doesn't matter. You need great leadership to win and to get better. And the biggest thing that we're always missing, always is leadership. So, like, I was thinking about something that happened recently where in Oklahoma, they're like one of the worst, depending on the poll. like they're either 50s in education. They're like dead last or they're just high force. That's where you're having your wedding.

Oh yeah, that is where you're having your wedding. It's not. It is. We're planning it now. It's not there. We decided. That's where we're going. You're going to be the wedding.

We're not there. And we decided on an extra ammo. We did sign on an extra ammo. Go check out the extra ammo. Yeah. So you can see where. I'm not going to be there, but go check it out. It's definitely happening.

But anyway, there was a voting. So there was a question that was like 832. And it was about. raising the minimum wage from seven whatever the fucking federal minimum, which is like seven something to $15 by 2029. So like fucking three years, right? 50 something percent voted no for it. And I, the first thing that I saw, because I was like, it was the first thing I saw in the morning. I was like, are you fucking?

So I had to investigate. I was like, okay, they can be this stupid. I was like, what's happening? So they are. But to be fair to those stupid assholes, within the questions, within the bullet points, it says, this is. what it's going to do and it says it will potentially cut programs and raise taxes. And I'm like potentially and also, you know, fear mongering because it's like it's going to raise the taxes by like everyone's going to pay an extra like probably like coffee cup or something,

right, collectively. Something that you're not even going to fucking notice for you to exponentially grow your fucking wage. And that skill, scare tactics. And if you're stupid as shit and that one, that's one of the bullet points. in the question, coupled with the campaigns and the lack of leadership to lead the charge to co-op those stupid people and tell them, hey, this is what's actually going to happen. And that's the thing that pisses me off that I'm like, where are these campaigns? They're going to spend millions

of dollars, the companies, to dissuade voters, right? They do it all the time with the gerrymanders. They try to confuse voters and try to get black voters to be like, this is racist if you do this. They try to do that. There's campaigns for that stuff. Whereas the leadership to co-op that stuff. And it's just like it's not exist. One, one, I think every movement gets co-opted by bad faith actors that ruin movements. I think that is the biggest classic ever, obviously freaking what you call Hampton, getting killed in this fucking house because some fucking CIA fucking rat was involved in the Black Panther Party. I think that I don't know.

I just, I don't know. I just, I don't feel like, I just, I think good people just aren't willing to step up. I think the vigilance required to be able to stand against like the oppressed, an oppressive group is just I don't know man I think you have to raise someone in a fucking in a facility you know We have love

You gotta raise like a truly like you gotta raise a Captain America in a fucking facility You know the reality Most people good We have love island We do have There's people There's people

I think that's unironically like shows like that Like no I'm saying we just have like People are relatively comfortable They're good enough Oh yeah no absolutely They're comfortable enough We're even talking about about like say prices rising and stuff like that like I saw something and it was so indicative to

what was happening right now where a guy was like damn my filling up my truck went from 80 something dollars to like $200 I can afford it but and I was like well see like the fact that you even said that you're not that mad you're not that I can afford it I can handle it and I'm like you shouldn't you should be fucking furious because that money could be going towards something else and that's the problem where you can afford it these kinds of Companies know this. They know you have extra money because you keep going to fucking Starbucks and shit. They want your extra Starbucks money and they're going to get it.

They keep fucking getting it. And there's not people like there's a Bernie Sanders who's 80 billion years old who's still fighting the good fight and how many of those are there. So there's not enough of them, dude. So infinitely few. Yeah. It's just, I don't know, man. I remember when that bill got passed that was trying to get passed in 2016 or 2017, I think. But it was that renting bill.

When it was like people being, it was like, do you want to, what you call have an incremental raise in rent now or have a fucking skyrocket in a few years? I remember that being a thing. I remember being like, why would you, why would you choose? What a choice. Would you rather I shot you today? No, no, no. Or burned you to death instantly. It would be an instant, right?

It'd be a more prevalent rent hike over the next like year or so or it'd be an explosive blues. Yeah. Everyone chose that explosive fucking boost And look where we are right now That is literally what happened And I'm like this is what Like this like

It's just it's just people's It's insane questions Lack of forethought Is a great And people chose the worst option? Yes Always People always choose the worst option

It's the same logic that goes into When people pay quarterly taxes Versus not You know what I mean They'd rather just like Get it all done once As opposed to like feel it constantly That's money that you're supposed to have

If you're responsible And I am not No people are not responsible I am not yeah If you're responsible If you're responsible None of this We would not be talking about any of this

But yeah I'm just saying The way that you do Especially if you're self-employed You're supposed to Here's my paycheck Here's 30% of it I won't be touched Yeah good luck dude

Especially if you hate the government Like me And you hate taxes Oh yeah let me just I can't wait to set this money aside and give it to you Fuck you I hate

Taxes made taxes change me into a virgin of myself I didn't think was real A part of me that I never thought was a person I was like I'm not a fucking I'm not a fucking anarchist psychopath Then I'm all up as I'm like I can take them I think I think I think I can figure sign now Just because we don't get anything in return for it really yeah If I could just if I knew that I could just go to the doctor and not have to worry about it I would I would have much less problem you know what it's aside that money rings in my head like a mantra No taxation without representation I start thinking about putting on a white wig and shit get it like a musket and shit dude

I think about that shit, dude It changes me It changed Like I like Let's go get fucking Let's go jump on horses Let's go shoot some Anyone wearing a red coat

We just let's just start shooting You're crazy If you say You're so dead Some kids given a red coat by his mom And he's like mom I don't want to wear this And send him outside

And you just Blam him There's some dude goes The Houston Rockets game And goals His kills The Toronto Raptors The Toronto Rackters

The Toronto Rackers The Toronto Raptors. Bananas. This out there making it rain. That's crazy. He's moving like age of 47 out there.

Just unstoppable. But it's like, anyway, I don't know. We're, we're ranting a little bit. Yeah, I do think it's,

it's frustrating. It's frustrating. I'll say that. Better, man. This is the only time. Like, usually people send me the dumbest fucking bullshit constantly.

And I'm like, it's not even worth checking my DMs. Whenever this happens, I appreciate the people to actually come out because they're like, Like, because it's like a little cathartic. Oh, good. And they're like, dude, like, I appreciate you saying some shit because I'm just as upset as you.

And I'm, of course you are. If you live in this country, of course you are. It's great because we live in a better version of, we live in a better aspect of the country. Right. We live in California. And we live in L.A., especially. And like, there are, there are, just take a second to think of how many people that are truly, truly suffering. We are paying this money to this government that is not fixing health.

Like, the idea that we're giving money to Israel. for them to help them pay for their fucking... They have everything that the rest of the developed world has. They're paying for that. Israel's actually a more progressive... It's a more progressive country than we are. And we're paying. We're paying for them to have that.

Like, what is that? It's... What is that? Let's in with this. Let's in with this. Because we're not... We can't dive into this particularly, but I want people to remember this

because it always gets lost in the shuffle. Everything we're talking about is absolutely valid, but we can't get over this hump because of religiosity. That paying for Israel is 100 because it's evangelicals, yeah, Christian, evangelicals. But that's the thing. And I know it's uncomfortable to talk about. We're obviously not going to do it now. I'm just saying that is the conversation that I feel, in my opinion, needs to take precedent over everything else because we can't get over that. Nothing is going to get fixed without this religious dogma. It's going to always stay. I agree. I agree, but I think it's acknowledging.

peer. I think it's, I think religious dogma is one of the pieces. I think it's true acknowledgement. I think it's true acknowledgement of every toxic facet of this country. I mean, but the only reason that doesn't have it, I think is because of what. Yeah. I don't, I think it needs to be dismantled. It has to be.

People that have actually read the Bible, repenting is a very important part of it. Actually. People that actually read the Bible are not religious. Let's just put it that way. People actually well, there's different things. Yeah. Just put it first and their historian. More often. More often. and not, particularly in America,

people don't do that. People who tell you they've read the Bible have read it. Don't have your feet touched me ever again. Never did it again. Oh, did. Yeah, he did. Don't ever do it. Yeah, yeah, just don't.

Yeah, you just don't. Oh, you probably got a little bit of the sandal. Just don't fucking do that. You got the sandal. That's cool. Just don't stop, stop doing that. I'm going to shove this just table through you. He gets mad when I touch his feet with my feet.

Yes, yes. I do. Clip it. If you, you can be, I think, can you please stop? Oh, he did again? Oh, fuck. You just, there's a reason why Europeans have a different perspective of our religion than we do, you know? For them, they're like, hey, we're religious, but we're not going to let it dictate every single aspect of our lives.

Here, we've factioned a beautiful kind of white religious zealotry that we just can't let go of in America. Let's, uh, to extrapolate that point, it's, They don't let parliament dictate their lives. Yes. A lot of the citizens, especially, you know, in Italy, the Mediterranean specifically, obviously some parts of the UK, like Ireland, they're deeply fucking religious. But it's not baked into their parliament. It's not in their government.

And also granted, if you if you are read that little thing that we have the base, that we, you know, focus our country around up, it's not to be an arts either. That was the whole point of it being the way it is. Well, that's the great irony of it. That's the whole point. is that like Europe is actually built really heavily on religion. Like the government of it is like foundational. Yeah.

Yeah. And has evolved into some, into society that's less so. Whereas here we actually made it a point to not do that and we've become kind of the opposite. It's like, I don't know what that, what that's about. I think it's like a trend towards like defiance.

Just in general or whatever. Like, I don't know. I think America's very young. I think I think that's what it is. And I think we're going to have a collapse before we understand. And it won't get old. 250 years, man.

Not not. Not this version of it. We're probably going to live through a different America happening. Another 250 years is going to mean new America. I think we'll see the beginning of it, man. I think we're going to definitely the beginning of the burgeoning of a different America. We'll probably be old as shit, but we'll probably, we'll see. I think it'll happen next Tuesday.

I give it 25. I would prefer it to be honest. I give it 25 years. If we're here in 25 years, I think we'll start seeing a completely different country. I think it'll be different states. I think it might just be a different country. You know, I just hope that the pendulum swings hard. You know what?

You're absolutely right. I think it does depend on, dude, depending on this, the next presidential election is going to dictate how the rest of the America goes. Yeah, if you should stay here or not. I really, I really, really think that like if 2027 comes in and this thing is still here in president and acting this way, I got no issue. I got no issue moving to Japan. Yeah. There's hot shit.

It's not worth it. If they do any type of loophole that try to get him a third term, because obviously, everybody's saying if he can do a third term then Obama can't I'm like well they're going to make sure he can't. Like it's going to be a third term and black people can't run and I'm like oh And also

And also Obama can't win I don't think I don't think you I I think if Barack Obama went against Donald Trump right now I want to hear why it would be a stiff ringer I want to hear why you don't think so I don't hear why I just don't think he's I don't think he's relevant in the same way that he used to be

I don't think people know much about Such medic Against Chris I think I think I want to be clear I think most I think anybody could probably

Win against Trump at this point Except for people Except for the previous administration Right I think Barack Obama is so Unfortunately well liked amongst the illiterate left He would win by a landslide Dude the amount of the

The amount of nostalgia Any right I understand I just I'm not I'm not saying it's impossible or like unlikely or whatever. I just, I just feel like people are a little bit more bullish on it than I think is reasonable.

I think it would, I think it wouldn't be as, as much of a clear cut thing. I think he has more of a shot, like say, if, if it was him and Bernie in the, in the Democratic primary,

I think Obama was a clean house. That would be so unfortunate that Bernie would probably die before. Bernie would be a dead on the campaign trail probably. Obama Bernie would be crazy, actually. I mean, that would probably, you have to soak Bernie in the little kid juice

that they had the Eugenicrome, whatever it is. He'd have to be in a vat of that and then get up and give a speech and then immediately get back in it. But yeah, I guess we're older, so we lived through it, I guess. Yeah, I'm definitely thinking about it outside of myself. I'm thinking about like... Not a single leftist with vote for Barack Obama. No, but that's the fucking problem.

That's the problem where I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. We got to make this exception. We have to. We have to. This time... I think this is... To be fair, I made that exception last time. to because I'm very I have been consistently my entire life why like you know I'm South Carp South Park co-opted I don't like how much they co-opted that like oh it's a turd sandwich versus a douche shit I'm like that's too trivial um but it has always been like why are we voting for this garbage when we obviously have better options I got older and I made the exception where I'm like we have to do the less or two evils and look where it got us and I still feel like just things got so fucking weird this time that only for the presidency.

Nothing else. Yeah, nothing else. I agree. Yeah. I agree. Like, I would, I would, dude, I can't, it's hard for you to imagine somebody that I wouldn't vote for in opposition to Donald Trump. You know what I mean? Right.

At this point, like, you, you really could put, I don't know, man. Jared Fogel. I, you're not wrong. Because at least, you're not wrong, though. Because you know what, at least like with Jared Fogel, it's just like, everybody. He agrees he's a pedophile. As opposed to just like being one and people Half of the country just art.

That is so funny. I would vote for Saris. I would vote for Saris over Donald Trump. That is so good. That's crazy. I'd be like this nigga is evil ending role. Seris. Who the fuck is that?

Is that his name? Freaking the guy from fucking Mass Effect One. Oh, Saren. I'd vote for Sarin over Donald Trump. And I'd like, this thing is also. The way you misnamed things is hysterical because it's always so close. That's what makes it worse. I'd be like, I vote for him over you.

Damn, I'm kind of... And that's crazy. I'm a little conflicted because he wants to wipe out humans. Yeah, but I mean... I'm a little conflicted. But I mean, this one wants to wipe out only a particular kind of human. I guess it... This guy's going full sandy.

At least to see where he goes. The reapers might pull up. You never know. Listen, maybe the we can... This might be fantastical. Maybe we can get like a shepherd and they'll defeat the reapers. I'll take Sarin. Okay, fair, fair.

I would vote for the profit of regret. Would you vote for Raphael over Trump? No. No. The fact that he got scared. He got a... Who's Raphael? Bad.

Bad. Bad. Ballard's Gate 3. He's worse? He's bad. He's really bad. He's the problem. He's...

He has so every bad trait. Every bad trait of Trump has... Every bad trait that Trump has, but Raphael has also extremely brilliant. He's fucking extremely charismatic. I don't know why people say Trump's charismatic. He's not. Thank you.

He's funny. He's funny because he's such a... It's so wrong. I think there's a difference. Yeah, it's not charisma. It's not charisma. That's a different thing. Yeah, I think that's very different.

I think people just don't know these words. I agree. I agree with that. I think people are mistaken. I think Raphael would never lose the presidency, and I think that's the problem. He would be president for eternity. He's too perfect to be like... It's literally like Peter Teele would be like, oh.

Eddie Christ I found him I found him Yeah Yeah And then Raphael would Pop his head And then we'd love him

Even more Because he killed Peter Thiel He'd be like doing Like a little dancer Like yay Yeah he did it Holy shit man I don't know man

I'd vote for a tapeworm A tape I'd vote for like The fact you said Noah was crazy I agree though I agree I was thinking about

And I was like Oh Jesus Christ No like that's fucked Yeah I vote for The grape mine Maybe not Maybe not

Yeah bitch ass ass dig But we're all together We're all together way unify why being a such a pussy it's wild I don't know if I like that you know what I mean like unity because then we just all become Trump you know

what I mean I'd vote for fucking uh binge a bureau oh that's hard but I would never give I would never give that's hard but I probably would agree like I'm just saying if I had a choice

I would never do you know he's oh wait no no you're not the Israel he would just he would just give America to Israel he would like now you can have it go ahead yeah that's take me take me I was I'll amend my I'll amend my I'll amend my I'll amend my

statement for that. There's probably no A-PAC people. I wasn't considering the policies. I was considering like, oh, he's just some scrawny pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind. Because if Ben Shapiro need to be overthrown, it could be having like a gust of wind. Yeah. Ouch. Ouch.

Would you vote? Would you vote for the black hand? The black hand of the darkest night? The black hand. Over Donald Trump. What's the black hand? I think I would. I think I would.

It's just evil. He just wants to end. Like, the idea of thinking about voting like an evil, a pure... Norman Osborne. Yeah, well, yeah. I think I would. Because I think Osborne... I'd take my chances.

I think I would. I think I was going to a green goblin as a president? Yeah, fuck, yeah, dude. Just flies into the G7 summit. It's just throwing bombs everywhere. The thing about Norman is that Norman is enough of himself arrogant to not be toppled by somebody else. So I'd be like, look, I hate you, niggas. I'm doing it.

what I want. I hate you. But like who, like, like carnage, maybe not. I mean, I was kind of on his side

when all those business people fired. Yeah, you can't do this to me. You fuck your neck. You know, so one black person in a room goes to the black person

makes his head two D that goes back to argument. Everybody's like, he agreed with you. You're grounded. Fortill cock. Forteococke. I think,

I don't know who else? Who's another, who's another wily, wily one? You know who I? Can you pay me in advance? Snants? I heard Spider-Man was there.

I thought you guys were memorized. Dude, I've been watching so many YouTube boobs lately. I don't know what it is. Like, the last day of a half has been like, I was almost going to put on like a documentary, and I was like, no. Nope. I watched like 40 minutes of YouTube. Yes, sir.

The moment you click on one of them, the algorithm is fuck. Shout out to, can you pay me in advance? Snants. Snants. Dude, I am so, like, I'm so happy because there are people that are back. They're miming YouTube poops. There are people on TikTok and reels that are just acting out. They're miming YouTube poops.

That is the, that's the next stage of comedy, I think. It's awesome. That's the brand new comedy, live action YouTube poof. Yeah. Some of them do it really, really well. There's a great one I found. It's like these guys that just play games or whatever, but they have a great TikTok account. where so much of their clips are just them doing YouTube poop shit

and like they're they nail like the the breaths they're swish sauce for a while you always had to put sauce in it like there was always in everything I love you sauce is like the signature it is it really it's like a Wilhelm scream yeah it like 100%

I can't do that scream they had a Wilhelm scream that had a Wilhelm in the beginning of Balders Gate 3 There's Wilhelm's coming the very beginning Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right You're on that fucking The mind flare set Why is there a Wilhelm scream?

That actually annoyed me, I'm not gonna lie I was like, this is this, it doesn't need to be here You know what bothers me about that is that like It's a film thing. Yes, exactly Again, it's like it's just kind of like There's this thing in the in the games industry where it's just like I already kind of feel like

there's already too much of an appeasement to the film industry and like television of trying to emulate it 100% So to hear the Wilhelm scream in video games it really bothers me. Because I feel like there's a lot of video game sounds that are, like used often.

Like especially back in the 2000s where there was like a lot of stock sounds and shit. Like you could hear like, you could hear like the, a lot of halo sounds and like other things and things like that. I like, I appreciate a narrative experience, but I think the problem is that these are games. Thank you.

Yes. These are games. Yes. I want to play a fucking game, dude. Like, if you have a narrative experience with also a very tight game, I think that's the best of both worlds. What's the best,

um, uh, balance that you feel has been achieved as far as like cinematic storytelling and like compelling narrative and gameplay recent memory for me is the the first last of us the first last of us I think last was the best balance yeah I have ones I prefer yeah yeah but like because I think BG3 is the best balance of when it comes to a game that's it's it's robust as a game but also as a narrative it's right it's

full and like brimming too I think that's like the best but I think that's like the best but I think the best for most people that's digestible because Balduskey 3 is still D&D Yeah so it's still it's a Video game a long as a A video game a long Almost epic novel and a tabletop

RPG together Opposed to Ballarder Last of Us is just like a A show that you can play effectively Last of us I think is a good answer Which is probably the best one last of us It's the one It's the last one I remember like

I don't remember rolling my eyes Me like hurry the fuck up kind of a thing Yeah. Like where there's a lot of, there's a lot of where I can't skip certain cutscenes because then I'm going to miss some important context and that annoys me. Like it's so long, but also I shouldn't skip it. And that's a

problem for me sometimes where I'm like, all right bro, hurry the fuck up. I think God of War was, Ragnarok had that way too many times. Look, I love God of War Ragnarok. I think that iron metal shit is so fucking bad. It's unbelievable. What's the Ironwood? Ironwood. Ironwood. Iron metal. It's so close.

It's so close. They're always so close. Iron metal. Iron metal. I just start doing spoofs. Yeah. I got to start doing spoof raps. I just have all the skills there.

You should do the next scary movie. Ooh. Frightening, frightening, film. Frightening film. That's actually great. Frightening film.

Oh, man. It's literally a talent. I love that. I love that. I love that. But like, it's just like,

I think that game is a pretty solid game. I think the narrative is pretty cool. I hate that there's an hour and half where I got to walk around with a fucking, with a fucking black girl. in the middle of a fucking, I don't know, a big ass of gold forest. Like, I don't hate this.

Yeah. What's crazy? He said that. What's going on? He said like fucking, uh, any of those fucking assholes. Insert, insert. I don't have to hang on with a blank one. The one that out, the,

the bald guy, he's the guy. Joe Rogan? He doesn't talk about games, but, but it would be. Oh, I know you. Oh, I see.

I see. I can't remember his name. It's, it's a, it's a wrestling thing. Heels. Heels versus baby face. Yeah.

That guy. Why am I talking to, black girl I hate this shit I hate this I saw his a birdman taking that guy on because he was complaining about god of war laundry it's course sucked calling a god of war laundry is funny but it's also like yeah stop to me it like it would it would be funny if you guys came up with it you know what I mean I think I know you're not serious I think the name is funny I think that's a funny name it's just like but the wrong of horror it becomes embarrassing because like he's serious about it exactly like god of horror is kind of lame yeah I've already called God of War God of Whore before because that nigga's a whore. Like, God of Laundry is like, this is, look,

this is funny because in my brain, I think of the idea of Cratos having barely anything to wear it. He's in like a fucking, like a pink crop top and like booty shorts. And he's going on his adventure. He's like, I'd play, Trais,

do my laundry quick. I would, listen, would you play a laundry simulator, a God of War laundry simulator? That'd be interesting, yeah. I would.

I'd play it on Game Pass. Like the idea of Crais. I definitely wouldn't pay any money for that. And there's like one of them, you know what I'm going to like defend? And then you got to fight until your laundry's done. And he's like, boy, here's your stuff. And he's wearing like the most ridiculous hodgepies of shit together. I do think it's, like one big white sock, one short black sock on.

Like, I do think it's The Last of Us Uncharted 2 probably. Entrard 2 is a good one. Dude, I'm playing through Gears of War 2 right now. And it's like it's up there, man. Oh, it's like, it is so. Yeah. I don't remember being cinematic. It's way more cinematic than I remember.

It's so much deeper than I remember, too. Yeah, there's like, there's a lot of, there's like a scene where you get eaten by the worm or whatever. Yeah. And like, or maybe it's not. Or maybe it's just before or just after where like there's a worm that kind of comes out of the wall and like eats things. But it's like, it's a rock worm or something. And you use it as like dynamic cover. Oh, right.

Right, right. I remember that. I'm like, this is so cool. Yeah. They're doing all sorts of weird shit. And like, everything's like paste well. Like nothing lasts too long. I'm like, this is great.

I really. I really. And they're talking to each other. The story's happening while you're playing, too. Yeah. It's good shit, man. I played that game when I was so young, and I was so like, I want to fucking chainsawed niggas, and I want to beat people with a hammer burst.

I don't give a fuck about anyone's feelings. And then Dom dies, and I'm like, wait, that even punctured me. Like, I even I've noticed that was kind of sad. Maria? It's good shit. But, uh, would you have cracked Maria one last time? No way. Not in that condition.

That's fucking crazy. That's crazy. You are, you suck. Just one last one last nut Maria You're dog shit Be gay at that moment Dude like that's just That's insane

I mean he has been gay Obviously they've been fucking each other Through that whole campaign Yeah And then you're like Maria and it awakens your straightness again You're like oh one last time Maria I'm gonna blow her brains out of my cock

I got enough for something No it's my turner She belongs to me I think about that that fucking XS sunset guy Dude that girl Oh, yeah. I found Maria. Ew.

So great shit. It's all gray. Maria, put some effort into it. What are you doing? I just, the fact that somebody being like, I'd fuck Maria one last time. Maria.

Bro, fired to your house. Fire to your house and your kids, man. That's insane. What's with the teeth, Maria? I don't understand. Not teeth no more. The fact they did that to her is so fucked up. I missed your teeth.

I missed the teeth. Why did they choose her? You don't like to? Well, because they, they had a, Mandetta with Dom. I guess. I had to be it. Look,

we're going to play E-D and we're going to figure out why. Why they hate that nigga? Why they hate that niggas so much. I wonder if Maria's going to be in that game at all.

Ooh, I hope so. That would be. That would be so good, dude. I think we'll see Maria there. Yeah, I think we'll see her for sure. Because it's before everything happens. Yeah.

Like, they're in civilian clothes and shit. It's while it's happening. Like, Dom should be out. I mean, he calls her. They're like on a date or some shit. He called her during the trailer. Does he? Yeah.

What? I definitely missed that. I'm sure he has a phone. He's like, called to somebody. Oh, I don't know. I didn't pay to show that.

I know they're looking for his brother. They're looking for his brother. But I'm pretty sure. Mark is his best friend, apparently. He never been bitching before. That is, I always love that about preagles.

I think it was mentioned. I think it was mentioned that he was close with his brother. I could be, that could be true. I don't, I don't remember enough. It would be in Gears of War II and three. I will.

I will play through. Oh, you're already playing through. So look out for it. Yeah. I was in one they mentioned. I could be wrong. I picked up from where I left off.

I should just start from the beginning. It's a really short game. Right. Don't they mention it? I mean, you might be wrong. You might be right. I feel like that was the whole reason why they had a friendship was the fact is that like Dom's

brother was the reason why. There's lines in that game that are like crazy that I did not remember where like when you're training Benjamin Carmine. Yeah. And he's like, I'm just glad my brother went out of hero. And he's like, yeah. That's just got. Hero.

And there's a point where like they're in the worm or whatever and it's like hard breathe or whatever and I think Ben Carmine, he's like, if you guys wear helmets, you wouldn't have a problem. And he's like, yeah, but it wouldn't, and Dom's like, it wouldn't be so easy to see snipers though, would it? And Marcus is like, cool it, Dom. Like Marcus is saying,

cool it. Chill out. I mean, Marcus is always Chill out. I mean, if I'm being honest. Imagine Marcus Phoenix telling you to relax. Right. He'll be like the least relaxing environment. Calm down. You're like, I'm going to need you to calm down. Lower your voice.

Lower your voice. If I'm being honest, I remember, I remember, I remember Marcus. You're safe here. Marcus is always cool. He was always like, he was never like a hot-headed person. He's always like a- Nobody just sounds so conveniently aggressive. Like he, his baseline is aggressive.

Like, can you imagine him singing a lullaby to a daughter? Rock goodbye baby on the tree top. And he's wall bouncing. Where the wind? He's wall bouncing off the bed in the wall. wall so fast. With the with the hurry

upness, he's doing it so fast. That cradle that baby's that baby threw up like four times. Yeah. Yeah.

Nice. He puts it down. He needs to reload the baby. Oh yeah. Oh my God, the baby throws up and goes unconscious. And then you hear that like, yeah. What is it?

The checkpoint? Yeah. When you're done? Sweet. Put it down. Sweet. Nice. And it's all vomit.

Oh, by the way, I do want to ask me because I want to get a clip of this. If anybody's listening, I cannot for the life of me find this. I want to find that clip where we talked about Marcus Phoenix State sawing himself in half. We did a bit where Marcus Phoenix Chainsawed himself his hat and still said nice And I want to make a clip of it But I can't I just don't remember We talk about Gears of War so often

That even doing a search for like the transcripts Of when we say these things It's a lot. It's a lot Yeah, yeah If anybody remembers that Leave a timestamp in the Or a comment that lets me know How many how many

What do they call the Little Rep Skyline ones? The Wreckers The Wretches How many wretch that you could kill? Records None. I don't think, I genuinely don't think Any video game antagonist we would stand a chance against

I don't think a human gun that I can handle Will be enough for one You know what I'm saying? Like say that I can handle Fist fight out a wretch What the fuck are you talking? Are you talking about the ones that hop around and claw you? Yeah

How? If they hit like those guys They have cog gear on And they swipe you like Three or four times and you're dead That's immense laceration You don't think You don't think you can outfight an elite I don't think I get out fight a grunt

I don't think I get out to fight a grunt I think maybe a jackal maybe But even that's like a big I feel like a jackal would jump And you would get so intimidated By how I'd jump Be like I don't want to fight no more Yeah I just don't think I would

Like there's virtually no locust I think I could handle Because I think like those Those ones that ride around On those fucking freaky things Oh yeah You're absolutely cooked on those I forgot that those were in that game

And it scared me Honestly There's the thing right I think there's, I think there is a possibly where I could win, but I don't think I would win. It's like one of those things. It's like, right now, if a tiger came in this room, we could kill the tiger. Would we kill the tiger? It's the question.

It could be complete luck. It is improbable, though. It is, no, no, I think, I think we could. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm leaving the possibility that we can, so I'm going to say it's improbable. I'm not impossible. I think numerically we have a better chance. If we locked in, we could kill the tiger.

I think like I think it's like a I think a 70 30 chance we could kill it. What do you say 70% chance that we could kill it? Tiger. Yeah. You're crazy. No, I think I think this is the thing. There's maybe maybe a 15% chance we could kill it.

No, no, no, no. I think we could kill the tiger. I think the thing is that would we? Because the biggest thing is like, you keep repeating that as if it's changing what you're saying. Because it's like if a tiger runs it right now and it like we see it and we like immediately act and we do something. We can potentially kill it.

The thing is that one of us is going to get hit and. going to be like, oh, never mind. And that's what it turns into. And that is going to be the scenario nine times out of ten. And I agree with that. That's what I'm saying, the potential of us being able to kill it. You said 70-30. I'm saying the ability, if we were able to actively handle it, we could do it.

So the likelihood of what would happen is a different thing. So what you're saying is if we, if we killed the tiger, we could kill the tiger. I think it's ideas if you have, if you have the courage to do something. I don't think even if we, Kings, there's nothing. There's plenty of things that could help us. There's plenty of things that can help us. We would just have to be active. What would you do?

What would you do? I'm getting so mad. Derek, because you know what I would do? It would hit, let's say Derek gets hit first. And then Derek turns around and all of this is missing. And I'd be like, well, I'll just stay here and be quiet away from the coming in the The only thing we, that's what it would be. Literally the only thing we have in here is like, is this hammer.

I think that you have hammer and heavy things. We have potentially hopeless. We have hammered. You know what the problem is? We have hammer and heavy things. I think you're underestimating how job. How massive and agile tigers are. I've seen tigers recently.

They're very big. That's why I'm kind of like confused why you're even giving us a chance. I just think the idea because like I think there is just a just a hunter with a pointy stick not often but could kill a tiger. A hunter. A hunter who is hunting a tiger. No, exactly. Someone that's trained to kill it, right? Yeah.

I think if three with the three of us unifying our brains together, we could kill it. If we had if we synchronized. the jump on the tiger and we actively planned to kill a tiger. I think if we synchronized our movements and we knew how to work together effective, we could actually... If the fence of caught off guard would not sink at any point. Exactly.

So that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm saying. There's the likelihood if there's a possibility of how well, how possible we could do it, opposed to what would actually happen. I think we could. That's why I said, look it. I think we could. You run the scenario a million times. There might be one success. That's why I'm going to say improbably,

It's improbable we would ever would. I'm not going to say it's impossible. I think it's entirely possible. I would say you're entirely possible. What the fuck are you talking about? I think it's entirely possible. I really think. It's entirely possible.

I think it's very possible. I think our, if we maxed out our combat stats, I'm over this. And we focus on doing it. Now we're just doing complete fantasy series. If we've all focused like, oh, Tiger's coming.

It's like, yo, lock in. We all actively do our. We morph. We know we don't morph. Someone grabs because of this computer And we potentially hopefully bash its head in We somehow Does he teleport to the computer

Faster than the tiger could swipe our faces? The computer by the way for reference Because you can't see it on camera The computer is right next to the door Where the tiger would be You have to run past the tiger There's a there's a look at you It would be like right this way

There's this movie there's this movie You know it's this thing that shows portions of a movie right? Yeah There's this one movie where this lady in her bedroom and she hears a sound downstairs and she goes and she looks over her banister and there's a big I think it's a line in her house and I'm like bitch what did you do in a past life to make this happen that's Jumanji like what are you doing and it's like what do you like that's a kind of thing where you're just like oh my god you have to hopefully jump by your window

and then get to your car what have you that's that is your best bet other than that because it's if it wants to get your like you're like Like if a tiger wants to get in that door. He's getting in here. There's no way that door is stopping him. No. They're not animals that usually break through doors. But like if it wants, it's like, oh, I'm, I'm, oh, you're in there?

That's not a strong, it could probably claw through that door. It'll definitely push it over. It's, they're huge. How do you feel if you played Jumanji and you, and you, you got sucked into the board game, but you woke up just in Israel? I guess it wouldn't be as scared. It's Jumanji. It's Jumanji. Jumanju?

Like imagine. Like, imagine. It's our. It's enough, dude. Could you imagine you, could you imagine you, she and Jumanja, and you actively grow Yama kind

on more extrusive nose? That's, oh, wow. Like the little, you guys, you guys started it. I'm just, I don't even,

I don't even particularly think that's funny. But I think that's crazy. The little kid cheats and it's like, yeah, we're going to move on. We're going to move on. We're going to get in here. And the little kid's like,

oh my God, I can smell metal way better at all my God. We're going to move on. Kingston, Kingston's too anti-Semitic to live with. I'm just saying, like, if we're going to start painting these beautiful pictures, I like how on the last podcast, I just mentioned how, like, oh, Ethan's doing damage to the Jewish community. And he's like, well, you're going too far. You're going too far bringing this up.

You guys are painting. I'm painting, too. I could smell metal better. Like, like, the craziest things I've ever heard of you said. Look, guys, I'm going to stay out of this, right? I'm sorry, my apology. Hey. I did call suing a tiny-headed thing to do in the last episode.

My apologies. My apologies. I'll take any A-pack money. You guys are willing to send my way. I'm sorry. All right. Well, with that out of the way. Not under table.

Not under table. Oh, okay. Okay. Thanks. I took their money. I took their money. Israel should, uh, we should hear them out. We should hear them out.

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All right. I'm still a little upset about that Jeopardy episode, though. Yeah. Whoa, we just lost the video, though. We lost, like, so around the 30-some minute mark your videos out. That's so annoying. I just have a stock footage of a photo of you. Run it back.

You look good, though. I was going to pick something really stupid, but then I was like, I'm just going to put it on. Do it again, Derek. It literally can, it would have to be an entirely different episode. Exactly. Oh, I mean, that's fine. That is a bummer. I don't.

You're mad because the two best moments. You're not after that. Yeah, you're not in them. So it really upset me. I was like, oh, great. We got to go to like Zencastr or something. We do. We go back to Zincaster we've been using for Sagerd for a while and they've been pretty good.

You have any problems like that? Yeah. So Riverside has just been, it was fine for a while. And then they just started shit in the bed. I don't know what's going on. Something happened. Even with the downloading file, they changed everything. Yeah.

They even, even the, dude, the one thing that I really liked about them, the aligned video. So if somebody joined the podcast, middle of the fucking recording, It would pad the beginning. And so it would be completely synced up if you could align video. They don't even do that anymore. If you, if you, if you download it in an aligned video, it doesn't, it just gives you the raw fucking video. So I'm like, what is the point? That is actually insane.

Yes, we're probably going to switch over at some point in the, well, before we do a next, uh, remote. Because it's, it's kind of ridiculous. And I know like my internet, my internet right now is like weirdly bad. I called them and they're going to have people come over. I think like to, to, tomorrow. I think. But, break your legs.

But even if my internet, but my internet's just as bad as it, what? Just come over, break your legs. My internet's just as bad as it is when we do sacred

and we'd never have, I literally never have a problem doing it. So like we're just probably just gonna move. Yeah, no, we definitely should.

Until they fuck up and then we'll go back because that's how all this thing goes. It's the same thing with internet providers. Like you have two choices so like you might as well just bounce. I love, I love monopolies.

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We can get your question right on the show. We're going to read now. Yeah, for now. Oh, well, the first, I already know it's something. I already know it's something. I haven't read the rest of it. All right. So this is the name of the person I'm reading.

It cuts off, too. What a fool. Oliver Tree gloated about spending $30K on helicopters to skip 20 minutes of traffic, Rodin. Oh, did you really put that out, like, as a bit? Well. Oh, man, hey, man. May you rest in peace.

20 minutes of traffic, the rest of your life? Unfortunately, bad investment. Bad investment. I've said this before. Obviously, I said it we said it early on the show. You really couldn't. I don't think you could pay me to get on a helicopter I really don't think you could have to be a quick time event

It would have to be out Like I would have to be in Hawaii At the base of an erupting volcano probably Yeah for me to even consider getting in something like that You know? Like I mean just like all right I mean I guess because my mind is like All right I'm dead if I stay And I'm I might be dead in the helicopter

But at least there's a chance So like that that would that would have to be the scenario. Okay. I'm never going to go in a helicopter. How about this? How about this? So they have a helicopter tours in obviously a lot of places. Sure. Vegas. Clear skies most of the time. Keith David is

like a celebrity guest and you can win a trip to you win a helicopter ride with him. A helicopter ride with Keith David? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Easily. No. Yeah. You know why? Because if we die, no one's going to care about me at all. You killed me, Chris. I'm going to be completely overshadowed.

This wouldn't happen if you weren't in here, Chris. you killed me. Like, I get to die with him blaming me. And then no one cares. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the four other people who died with Oliver Tree. Yeah. It's like no one who gives his shit.

100% and fair. I don't. If I'm being honest, like when people kept doing that for like Kobe, oh, no one's talking about the other people. I'm like, I don't know the other people. People die down the fucking street. I don't know them.

Right. I'm supposed to be like, oh, oh, like, I don't know them. I do capture their last breath, but I don't know them. A little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of glow my A slight glow Right when you see somebody about to fade You got to get that last breath That's inhaling somebody's last breath

Like it's a fucking vape is so crazy Yum yummy Spirit babe You were molested Yeah Spirit vape I got you All right well he wrote in he says

Yo my favorite corporate stooges In episode 416 Chris was talking about lawsuits and mentioned the lady who sued McDonald's because the coffee was, the coffee was too hot. Just to clarify what happened, she spilled the coffee on her lap while as a, as a passenger in a stationary car.

Her lawsuit acknowledged that part of the blame was on her. The problem is the coffee was so hot, to give her third degree burns all over her groin and legs. Some of the skin of her thighs were fused together. She was in a hospital for weeks getting skin grafts and she was left partially disabled for a year. Big deal. I still blame her.

How hot? I have spilled boiling water. on myself before. How hot was this thing? I think that you... You did not. I think that should absolutely give you blisters and fuck your skin on it. I've definitely,

I have definitely spilled, like, maybe not at its maximum heat of like... Certainly not. But like, I've definitely, like, I've definitely, like, gotten hot grease on myself before.

Sure. And shit like that. And I'm like, I've never gotten like third degree burns from it. Well, it's a fucking whole cup of coffee. I guess. A lot of liquid.

That is crazy. Look, I understand that it was that hot. Because I've been, I've been burned. Look, let's put it this way. I went to a ramen restaurant. Like, look, wait, not to, not talking to cut you, fuck you.

But look, right here, this is a lighter burn from a lighter being left on for like three minutes and then placed on my skin. Yeah. And this is all that is now. It's barely there anymore. Right. That's, that's the lighter, yeah. And that, that was hot.

It's hot metal. That was hot. You got lightly branded. I get it. Like, this is like, it's barely on my skin any longer. Like, I've been, I've been. burned before. There's a, there, there are some coffee, especially maybe even before they had like these coffee

machines that went. I want to put it this way. I got tea. I got green tea from a ramen place. It was so hot. I couldn't drink it for like 15 minutes. It was so like if I would have, it would just melt my throat. It was so, because it was just directly.

It was one of those electric tea kettles. And then as soon as it was done, they poured it. They put it. And then they palm it. It was so fucking hot. The majority of me, like, I couldn't even drink. Like I've eaten like noodles like right out of making them like I've eaten hot shit Yeah but you blow on it and stuff you let it I definitely put it in my mouth and I'm like

You let it do like the whole like song and dance of like having it in my mouth but I definitely definitely damaged my mouth Yeah you did but your mouth is more built for that you are right and replicate Replicate what you did so basically before you yeah like your penis is not but she still I still blame her 100% Because she didn't have a problem with that hot coffee until it's on her. I bet she loved it that hot. I mean, because, like, she got to, it got, it kept like, like, the heat much longer. Right. Instead of it being like, oh, it's lukewarm by the time I got into where I need to go or whatever. I think it's unfortunate she got the burns, but I think at the same time, it's, it's self-preservation.

You got to, you got to, you got to do what you need to do to keep yourself alive and not in a hard way. It bothers me when people are, that's what my brain does that. It bothers me when people are clumsy to that degree because it's just like, do you have no respect for how, like, because I, I don't know, maybe my heat, my heat sensitivity is like, like, way weak or whatever, but, like, I have a hard time eating or drinking or drinking, like, incredibly hot things. So, now I'm very careful with hot drinks and hot anything. Yeah. Like, incredibly to the point where, like, I've never really ever been burned. I'm a heat goblin, so I love hot. I take, like, boiling hot showers. I eat, like, hot showers, but- I always nice. I don't eat extremely hot food. It's stupid. I, like, I, I, I guess it's, it's,

it's definitely dumb. I let it cool down just enough. I'm so, I'm just so careful around hot drinks that it's like it's hard for me to even fathom how someone could even spill it. I haven't burned. The only time I remember the soul I spilled cold drinks before. I came from yeah, because you're let's get out right. You're not paying a tears. I was coming home from the gas station. I got a hot chocolate and

I stepped on a nail. And then I spilled the hot chocolate on my because I, you know, from the at no point was I'm like, mom, we need to go sue the fucking gas station. No, no, I stepped on a fucking nail. It was hot. It sucks. So in the way, now if I

even if I was missing skin I'd be like I'm a fucking retard That would basically be it And don't thought would I'd be like I need to sue You know I'm like to sue the nail I definitely You got to sue the person That has that disexposed nail out there

That's actually a fucking problem That's really dumb I mean I don't know It was it was on my street I don't know who the fuck did it You know what I'm at the same time Like I think like I think about like all the time Sometimes I place upward facing nails on the road

Just see what'll happen Yeah like I've been I feel like I've been out of a lot of people I've been burned quite a bit in my life and I'm just like I just can't imagine things being so much hotter that it like really makes your skin fuse together like that's like what the fuck I would say that is hot it's it that that is um it's a hot that doesn't necessarily make sense to me um with I don't even understand how you're holding it because I've like I've played the hot knife game like I've like I've really like I have yeah stop talking about you man we're talking about

the fucking coffee I'm just I'm just saying even those things have not done damage like that to my body and I don't have a unique body. Spill it on like replicate the scenario and stop saying other things. Hey guys. You know what? Extra ammo episode, we're going to boil water to its maximum boiling point. We're going to pour it on against these groin. If nothing happens, I'd be like, whoa, I could have used this so much better in my early

life. This sucks. You could have swam through boiling water. Yeah, I could, I don't know. I could, I could swim a little closer to the volcanoes and other people, awesome. Yippee. That's crazy. Anyway.

Whoa, I'm not dying immediately. I'll die a few moments later. I want to do a backflip into lava. I feel you think you want to. I'm kind of bummed. I'm kind of like... Are going head first in lava? Yeah, like lava and like deep space.

I am like morbidly curious about like what happens to a human body in those... I'm not curious about space. I don't know. I don't want the space look. I'm mega curious. You are? Yeah, because I've heard like so many different things. I've heard that you freeze.

I heard that you freeze. You explode. I've heard like all sorts of things. The exploding's not true, but everything else you probably heard is true. You just freeze. It's not just freeze. Yeah. I have like a morbid curiosity.

Like you would die from freezing. That's like, you'll, you'll, you'll, um. More things might happen to your body, but at that moment is like, so what? Like I don't like watching people die or anything. Yeah. But like, like things that are that fantastical, like a fucking volcano or like, like, if you put like, Jared Fogel or whatever, like in a volcano or something, I would probably watch it. Just because I was like, oh, I get to see a pedophile die and I get to see what happens to a body in

volcano. It's like, it's like Bill Nye, the science guy. I feel like it sounds familiar to me. Is this the thing we did before? I feel like it is. I thought of the hundreds of episodes, probably. I feel like we've talked about Bill and I pushing Jared Fogle into a volcano. Have we? That's so specific. That seems so specific, but I'm

getting deja vu or whatever. The audience to let us know. I just feel like it'd be, it'd be, I think it's less cool do you think. Well, sure, but like at least I would know how uncool it is. You guys remember one of those volcanoes are hot. There was a disaster movie about a volcano, I think, and like, erupting in L.A. I don't remember what it's

called. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know if you remember. I think it might be called Volcano actually. It probably is. I think I'm not even kidding. The only scene I remember from that is a guy. It's a small puddle of lava. And he's like being like disintegrated in it.

And I thought that was like so funny. And my brother was telling me he was like, well, that's what would happen because you don't, it's so hot that it's just going to destroy your matter. And then you're just going to keep being pulverized by the lava. And I'm like, I've never looked into that. It's so hot that you being near it would damage your skin and your nerves to the point that it wouldn't even really hurt anymore.

Being so hot that your clothes would immediately ignite. That's what I've heard. But I've also seen people walking by like active lava and they're fine. Have you? Yeah. Like, well, I guess at that point it's cold quite a bit. Maybe it's a camera trick or something.

Maybe they're further than they look or something. I guess lava moving is definitely significantly cooler than lava just in a fat of lava by itself. for sure sure so I would assume because after a while it just turns into fucking like that coal bullshit right because what happens is on fire right I'd assume lava is probably not quite as hot as like an average

blazing fire you know I'm not gonna fucking I don't know because none of us are scientists at all the reason why fire sucks so much as it's burning all your nerves so all your nerves are in pain at the same time but I feel like that pain is like I feel like there's no way you just simply melt in lava

like I just don't think that that seems That doesn't seem right to me. I think you're what gives you mass melts. So you're like, you're, you're, you're, you're just thinking because, like, your skeleton isn't exactly boignant. So it's just like. What do you? Boinient. Your skeleton isn't boignant.

Say that again, slowly. Your skeleton isn't boignant. Boignant? That's the word, right? Boignant. Isn't that the way it's pronounced? Am I saying it? Boin?

It sounds like you're putting like an N in there. Boinant. buoyant. Oh, it was buoyant? That's the way you say it. Yeah. Yeah.

I said, I've always said, boignant. Boyant. That's not right. I think that's, that sounds crazy to me too. But yeah,

but your skeleton isn't, your cell doesn't float, you know? Right. So it's just sinking. Well, how do you know? Your skeletons don't float.

How do you know? Don't worry about that. Does I know skeletons don't float. Why do you know that? He's tested it. We know. Trust and believes. We know that he's,

trust and believe is a while. Trust and believes doesn't flow. So that's also relative to water, or not lava at the same time too. Yeah, it's a very different material. You freak you out overseeing your skeleton? Have I saw myself in? Yeah, is it freaky out?

I'm sure you have at some point. Like through x-rays and shit? Does it freak you out at all? Yeah, my skeleton's oddly pink. Like gay pink. Oh. Like, he's got a gay skeleton. Yeah, I didn't get it at first because it sucked.

It was really, it was an interesting. I have a bone in my penis. It would have that anymore. It's not like an evolutionary trait anymore. You're so gay. I'm so stupid. I do think, like, it is, it is kind of, it's kind of weird to see like your skeleton.

It's really weird. But it's, it passes kind of quick. Because it just makes me think, I'm like, oh shit, that's, that's me when I die.

It used to, it used to bother the shit out of me that, like, because I used to think like, ew, like, I'm just sticks. It's just sticks.

You know what I mean? Like, just a bunch of sticks. It's crazy. It's like, oh, I'm being, my, me,

myself is magic that I'm here. Because effectively, I'm just, stakes and sticks. Stakes Sticks And electricity, man Yeah

We're electric There's got to be something special About this whole thing You know Does an EMP affect the human brain Probably a Probably a ridiculously strong one But like

I feel like it must Probably like a ridiculous Strong one You need like a Like a like a worldwide one Probably like a ridiculous Like it has to be like You probably have to be right next

To like the strongest one I don't know It seems like it would though right No Oh I don't think so Probably like one That's so comedically

strong and also destroyed the city you were into. A pacemaker that generated your electricity then yeah. Then it might, because you would die and lose oxygen so then it would affect your brain. Because I know, I know there's,

I know, I know, I know a really strong magnetic wave can affect the person. But then again, it has to be really strong. That whole, like, look,

it's telekinesis because I'm moving this with my mind. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. I'm moving this sharpie with my mind. I would hit somebody

with a hammer if they told me that. I would, like, give me that hammer. You mean with your mind? Anyway, she's a 10 but built like if Wemby had eCups Roded. That'd be an interesting looking creature. By the way, that is an impossible 10.

I'd crack. What kind of 10 is that? That's not a 10, bro. You wouldn't crack that? For the culture. That's a 10 in like Ripley's believe it or not. You wouldn't you wouldn't fuck Sirenhead with tities. I would.

E-Cups are crazy, man. Just to try. E-cups are crazy. E-cups are nuts. I want to unhinge my jaw with my whole mouth on the titty. That's what I get in a while. H, I think, is the biggest that I've ever experienced personally. I've seen very large breast.

And that was crazy. I've seen very large perky breasts too. And I'm like, this is how? Was this? There's a fake. You doesn't have a lot of skins? They're fake. They're just fake.

They're just fake. Like gravity. Gravity wouldn't allow that to happen. Even fake ones at that moment. It'd be like, what's going on here? I've seen some good fake ones where I was actually impressed. Because, like, they look technically natural, but they're too fucking big. They're, like, too big to be perky in the way.

I shouldn't say natural. That's stupid. They look, like you said, perky, but they look like they were, I was just like, they're getting better, man. The motherfuckering is a real thing, man. The evolution of the tit surgeon. Let's go. Anyway, she wrote in, he says, hey, man, mounting mockery music makers.

Y'all recently mentioned good songs that switch up entirely using Take Me Out. example, I couldn't in good conscience not bring up crazy on you by heart with that banger guitar intro and family ties. That's a good one. That's the song, right? Is crazy on? That's a good one. Is that a,

it doesn't, it doesn't complete. It doesn't complete. That crazy fucking intro. Oh, you're right. Yeah. This is good.

This is good. That's a good song. It's a great song. It's a great. That's like classic rock shit. That's like, that's a lucuna coil. What? That's a crazy, that's a crazy show.

Fuck yeah. That's awesome. That's a, that's a, you're not that old. That's why. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Parts the shit, man. I mean, I've seen HoloNotes. That is weird though.

That's like old people. And I saw that when I was like 24. Holo notes, Hellenotes transcends their generation. No, they don't. No, they don't. I think they really don't. I think they do.

Maybe not, maybe not to the degree that like some other artists do. But they definitely. Well, that that song does. That one where that's always the anime. girl dancing to the fucking Hall of Notes song. I can't remember what the fuck. To be fair, I guess that's the same thing with with Hart because they were in the guitar

hero era. That's also probably true. That is true. That's how I heard them for the first time. They had a crazy idea and barracuda. And different ones. Oh shit. They had a guitarist then. Holy shit. That guitarist. So go my dick.

He plays ball. Because that's crazy. The girl who plays guitar. Yeah. There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a female. I think they have two guitars, but there's a, there's a female that fucking kills it. Yeah, she plays ball because those are guitar songs for sure. They're very good. They're very hard.

Barragas. There, na, nannan, niggas. I want your jizz, jiz, jiz, jiz on my face. Ooh. Fuck my koochie. Maracuda. Nogooda. Niggas.

Anyway, anyway. Crazy on you. good. What else did he say? And family ties by Keem and Kendrick. I don't know that one. I don't like that. If I'm being, I can be very honest. I don't like baby Keem. I'm not be honest. People get mad

at me. I just think baby, I think baby Kim is very unremarkable. I think it's fair. I think it's fair. Especially especially, especially compared to Kendrick. That's the problem. It's like, expect to Kendrick. Kendrick is a great rapper in his own right. And it's like

having, having Keem there is like, look, Hakeem, you're doing good, brother. But my favorite is, I've been seeing a lot of people. It's obviously not as the minority, but people who don't like Kendrick or they think he's whack. They think he actually sucks. Because I was like, I really need to understand where these people's brains are. The same argument that I normally hear is that, oh, he's too unsurious and his voice is annoying.

I hear that. And I think that that's crazy mainly because I know what they're doing. His voice is so versatile. He doesn't usually sound the same on any song, usually. And so you can't say he's annoying because what he does some of his playful stuff, I think they're talking about that specifically. I think, I think particularly in, I don't know, man. Kendrick, I think Kendrick is like, I think Nas is the greatest rapper of all time. But I think Kendrick's ability is so unbelievably like versatile as an artist.

I think they're better rappers. I think they're better storytellers. I think they're better album makers. But I don't, well, no, maybe not better album. but I don't think anyone is all of those things to the degree. Kenner's like an 8.5 in every stat of a rapper. Yeah, I think arguably a ten and album making. He's like, he's like genuinely like really, really, really.

I think most people would agree with that. It's more of like just focusing on the out, the people with the outliers because I wanted to understand where they're coming from. And it's usually like kind of shallow. I was like, because I know, I understand not everybody's for everyone, right? So I want to understand why. And I was like, oh, I was hoping that they gave me a better explanation. Not everything's everybody, but you should be able to acknowledge talent, especially if you are a fan of that form of thing. I think that's where it's weird to me.

People are like, no, this is dog shit. But you're like, you can, you can see talent. Yeah. Sometimes I think, I heard, so, so me it was weird hearing it come from, uh, there's a rapper from a New York named a Diabolic. And a Diabolic is an underground rapper who, uh, he's a little, he's a little interesting. But, um, I like some of his stuff. He's done stuff with the moral techniques, done stuff with a mini pass from Philly and all that shit. it's done a lot of

underground and shit like that right and he was one of those same people that was like oh Kendrick's whack he's fucking annoying he's this and I'm just like he's a professional hater

but also I'm like I'm like bro you your guys's underground scene is you know I appreciate it but they're not the you don't got to tear others down to you don't got to tell us down to like to make your

stuff yourself higher. Yes, you do. I think that's a really weird thing that people have, like, gotten so prone to doing. And I will say shout out to... I think arguably to do it best. DiBogg had a good back...

I think the furthest you can, but you don't have to. That's true. DiBong had a beef with Tile M. Quelly, which is really funny. Terrible that beef with also. Yeah.

And then he had a beef with Hobson and I actually appreciate it. So they, he actually took, because Hobson was beefing with Tyler the Creator, obviously. Yeah, I remember that.

And then Hobson was like trying to be like, so then Dyeroooooooo! so the Diabolic came was like, you're so gay, Hobson. So he hopped on that Yonkers beat and just torn them to pieces.

It was really sick. It was really good. That's crazy. Saying defending Tyler against against Salting Kendrick is a fucking interesting as a huge Tyler once upon a time, Tyler fan.

That was a long time ago. His brain seems to have deteriorated more. I don't know. I like Diabolic. I've talked to him many times. so I feel weird I don't think he would ever listen to this so I feel very safe to say this

Your is the reason why But yeah He found out he found him in a fucking bathtub Fucking with two bricks tied to his neck The faucets on And it's like look what you did Derek I literally didn't do this Somebody else was after this dude

Way before I said this I did this because Derek made fun of me Fuck you Derek These bricks are awfully heavy He killed itself like that Yeah Because I like bricks to his neck What are you?

Tied bricks He tied bricks to his neck And he turned around a fucking bathtub And it's like he's right Fucking dirt How many How many bricks? Tungsten bricks

All right Bricks He got Yeah your cook You are really in trouble And one tungsten cube is crazy Yeah So now you're tungsten brick

A rectangle That's two tungsten cube Tric to people's feet And then throwing them into the lake such a shit bird thing to do to somebody. That's so fucking drowning is like one of the scariest ones for me. Like it seems like I hate the idea.

People that have drowned and survive say it's like fucking genuinely horrifying. I can't imagine. Drowning is like, uh... It's really crazy. It's like what the fuck. Drining freaks me out because it's, it's, um... Water is so ubiquitous. I've nearly drowned in pussy and trust me, it's a traumatizing experience. All right, next question. Well, I'm gonna move on.

No, for real. No foolie. Somebody mentioned Bohemian abstain. No foolie. Somebody mentioned Bohemian Rhapsody, I think it's also probably a good answer, but it also, like, that whole song is that. It is, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's the answer. It's three different sections. Yeah. And it's like, it's the piano intro. Um, it's the, uh, because after the solo, it gets right into the bridge where it's all that acapella stuff. And then, and then it goes to the rock section. Yeah. And. And, yeah. I would agree. I will say, though, like, I know it's controversial to say. If they cut out the It would make the song less like Yeah if they cut it out

I would enjoy the song more But it would also make it less iconic You know what I'm saying? Yeah I love that whole song I thought that whole song I was a I've heard it too many times

You're an opera guy I'm not So like I appreciate I appreciate opera singing and stuff Like I appreciate the fuck out of it But I've never sat down If I was invited I absolutely would go

If I was invited I would never pay for that shit Opera sucks day man It's too long It's way too long. I've been to more operas than most people and it's way too fucking long. My grandma had money and new people that were like involved in that.

She was very much so like, she was very much so for like seeing black people in those forms of arts. And in general, opera's not a very black thing at all because it's European. And they make an effort to be like, it will go away. Go away ex-slave.

There's no hip hop here. Get out. But like she was just like, but I've been to like. There's no 808 here. There's no, we're not dancing, all right? Don't take this from us too. If I catch you

Crip walking, I'm gonna kill you. I'll lose your mind. Sad clown, get him. But it's, it's, it's impressive to like an umpteenth degree, but it's also like, yeah, hours, which makes it more impressive, actually. Hours is crazy. What the fuck.

It's too long. I've been, I've been to, like, 40 minutes. I've been to a two hour long opera. Definitely. But the, but the, like, the main, I guess, what is the, the tenors and the sopranos aren't singing that long. Obviously.

The Sopranas? I think the tenors would have the hardest time. I think it's... Actually, I don't know. I don't know what's more difficult. I guess you would have to ask those people. There's people like switching in and there's like it's almost like a play damn near, but it's like operatic, very operatic.

And it's like, this is shit is ass, man. You ever heard of bitch of perils singing opera? Oh, yeah. Can he do it? It's just one of those things where he thinks he's good, but he's just doing like the thing that everyone, can do. Like, they're not singing well, but he's just like, oh, you know, anyone can do that. Anyone can go, oh, like, that's not. Oh, the vibrato. And like, he's like, and doing that,

like, he's in that range. He's in that, like, you know, that range where you can go to tenor until a little bit of bass. And he's like, oh, and I'm like, that's not good. That's just, that's just making your bass, your voice, bassy. Yeah, Ben Shapiro doing opera is insane. Like, there's hitting certain, oh, like, there's. hitting certain notes that like, oh, that's impressive. One of my friends, Elliot's just like, he was, he was able to do that. And he could like, you could feel the floor move a little bit. It's like a mosquito.

I haven't seen that in my comments. New. Not my colleagues. My reels. Anytime there's like somebody singing really high, there's always like a mosquito with the violin and stuff. There's always like gifts that are applying with like, oh, this is mosquito music. This is clearly like, it's a mosquito.

My reels are, I love what my reals are right now. My reels are I like too many girls I'm having to detoxing I'm just like not interested I'm just like not interested I saw one Me and Jojo were like

looking at some stuff And then it was like a liked thing by you But the thing is It wasn't central to the chick being like bad But she was And I was like of course I think I liked it But you had an excuse because

It wasn't the point of the video What was it again? I can't remember So otherwise Was it also funny at least It was either funny or educational I can't remember which what it was But it was something

I think my brain was like, I can get, yeah. I can get away. When Lily sees that she beats me, I can be like, wait, it was also educational. Nope, nope, exactly. That's exactly what. Activate King Dad mode. What? What?

I'm just earnestly interesting. That's easy. King Dad mode is cheat. She's explaining mitosis. What? I already know that. She'd be like, you already know what that is. And I'm like, I'm sorry, Lily.

You got me. Yeah, I didn't realize how many people would, can see. I just didn't know they can see all that activity I have a few friends that are professional that I've seen them like porn stars posts

and I'm like brother you are a professor you cannot like that there's a few posts that I know your students are definitely going to see that too and he'd be like hey professor what's this

there's a few posts that I actively just like not liked because it's not even sexual in nature but the girl is she was complaining about something very serious but her top was pretty fucking low and I'm just like

Yeah, if you like it, it's going to be seen. Yeah, I was like, I can't do it. I know. I've had to go to my algorithm multiple times, but not into the daughter's to them. Right now, it's, it's in a decent space where it's like, there's a lot of people die. Mine's good. It's like zero percent sexual. It's crazy.

Like, well, it's mainly because I've only been liking just those people singing horribly. Like, it's just nothing about that. What you got to do? If you know, those shit songs are so good. They're fucking, you know, you know your algorithm is not horny. And you can go into your four you and there's no bitches. Yeah. That's why.

There's that for like seven months. This is basically my average for you. It's just nothing. It's bullshit. It doesn't know what to do. It's like, oh, he's not liking like tits and shit, so I can't just give him tits.

There's Charlie Kirk looking like a freak. There's some, I'm not going to show mine right now. I don't know. I got, I have, there's, there's some women in this,

but it's like, it's mostly, yeah, it's pretty moderate. It's mostly like, I don't want to check mine. Let's see if I keep scrolling if it'll show me. What is this?

is that an RB? Ew. Is that an RB? Yep, I knew what I do it. My real, I don't know, man. I've gotten a couple of armies. There's some women in there, though. They'll still always, I don't interact with any of it, too, so I don't understand.

I tried not to get caught, man. Not one, like, actual, like, bad bitch. I've been getting some of the superwoman because a lot of, you know, guys are saying she's ugly and shit. Oh, Supergirl? Supergirl. Sorry, yeah. That's so crazy to me. I think it's just people always needing to just point some imperfection out and be like the thing is that ugly I like people with unique faces

It's better the imperfections are cool. Yeah I think granted supergirl has been it didn't register to me when she was too like asymmetrically like she seemed like like like almost like a chat GPT like chat dbt render a hot girl I agree with what you're saying She is hot but like I totally agree what you're saying is an archetype of hot girl that was hyper prevalent especially where we live that kind of girl was all over where we grew up Yeah Like every single place And I think that was the problem that made me like

All right It's it's not It's not it's it's boring technically Yeah right It's like I think yellow Pernell is hotter Because she got big eyes She got big eyes She looks really good

I like that alien bitch What's her name? Anna Taylor Onia Taylor Joy Yeah She looks like she looks like She looks like a fucking alien I like it

I think it's cool That she looks like a praying mantis That's exactly what we're talking about That's what I'm saying She's a praying mantis I kind of like it I like it's like it's cool the thing for her that doesn't do it for me is the blonde

I don't know why I must hate I must have had an altercation with like a blonde woman or something yeah that I did not like I have not I have not ever hated a blonde person Who is that? This white LeBron James Oh my God it's Lebson James

If he played in the World Cup this week That's crazy That reminds me of Canella one over here It's fucking scary the Canella on the Woodrowe. I don't know why. That's great. Let's see how fucking shit mine is. Okay, so here, Game of the Year guy. Literally, girl squirting.

Dreams. Game of the year guy, just 100% of Red Dead One moving out of Dragon Age Inquisition Rodin. Nice. He says, help me out with some umboats. Oh, he's talking to the audience. Said, help me out with some upvotes? No. Oh, no. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Finally finished episode 413 where it was not believed that I 100% of Red Dead. And I need to defend my honor. One of the percent of Red Dead. I need to defend my honor. 100% of Red Dead isn't really that hard. It only took me 27 hours.

Really? Like the movie? I have a full 40 hours of work, 40 hours a week job working for an important state agency. I'm running behind on my gauntlet because Dragon and I'm taking me fucking forever to get through because I'm not trying to speed through it. I want an authentic experience from each game. Oh, bro, you have to speed that.

I would be happy to give the opportunity to somehow share my state. No, it's not serious. I'm sure you're doing it. It's just wild to me because I'm so... I've never been... I shouldn't say never. There's been some games that I've tried to 100% for the love of the game. But I don't often 100% games.

Colin Platinum's damn near everything he plays because he likes the trophy angle of it. I kind of like... I think the trophy thing is neat. But I look at it more like... If I have a platinum in a game, it's because I really, really love it. And that's like...

It's almost like a... I'm not a review system, but it's like a... If I platinum this, it means it means it's something that I would recommend and I think it's great. I mean, granted, like, I'm trying to get, I would never platinum B movie of the game, you know what I mean? Like, it's just because I played and got one

achievement in it or something. I'm trying to platinum right now than the Resident Evil 9. I'm trying to do that. Yeah, because sometimes he's just like... I would only Patel. Sorry, go ahead. No, I was just interrupting. What were you saying? No, no, no. I would only, for myself, I would

only platinum old games because there's just less of it to do. That's just me, like, I don't care how good the game is. I have not platinum. I don't think I'm platinum Mass Effect 2, for example. You know what I mean? I think I did, actually.

Yeah? I think I might... I don't think that's hard of a platinum. It's probably not, but I'm just so uninterested in, like, finding everything to do. Like, what, like, I've done everything thoroughly. I don't... I'm probably missing something stupid that I can just go and do it real fast, but I'm just so uninterested in that. Yeah.

I put him Spider-Man for PS4. Achievement's a bit more to be on Xbox, but, like, then I kind of, I don't know, I just grew out of it. Yeah. It was neat when it first came up, because it was nice to just have proof that you did things. Yeah. because it used to be that you have to bring a fucking memory card to show people which also felt insane

so like this is a more casual way to do it which is cool I did like achievements on Xbox 1 though they changed the way they sound and the way they look and I got way less interesting I love the 360 like the simplicity of it and like the I agree I thought it was good it was like a good and now they got now they got platinum achievements

and they make these fucking wild ass noises and I'm like shut these off like God I'm trying went way too hard. I used to love... I was such a period of time, man. We didn't know what we had, man. Yeah. We really...

Like, it's so funny because, like, there's so much cynicism now compared to, like, where they used to be. People were always fighting about stuff, but, like, I remember 360 in PS3

and thinking, like, man, I can't wait for the next generation. It's going to be even better. And it kind of wasn't. Yeah. It was just kind of... It was the same, but a little...

It was just more functional that said. It wasn't, it wasn't like more imaginative or anything. It definitely wasn't. It definitely wasn't. PS5, arguably you could make the case because the SSD is nice.

But even that's kind of like that's on it's not immediately obvious. You know what I mean? Getting on Xbox Live, man, and getting called anything under the sun and called with anything to the sun. That shit was a moment in time, man. It was definitely like a,

yeah. Like that rage I would get out of that, like getting so mad. and then getting killed me like yeah fuck you bitch and then getting called some some fucking Turkish kid calling me the Edward over and over again

like it like I was fun because you could opt into it and now it's like now that is just everything well no no no I mean that's just chat rooms well now what I'm saying it's like whoa no dude that's just politics now and that's pop culture now yeah you know I mean like it's not it's not something

you can't opt out of it it used to be a place that you could go and it's like I'm in for I'm kind of feeling a little toxic yeah and you just get out of you could experience it and then you could go into the real world where people are like it's like hey there's a sale on this great video game that you want to play it's like oh great and now it's like hey this video game is uh a hundred dollars uh we've cut a lot of it out to sell it to you also everyone hates you also uh you guys is 50 times more expensive also you'll

never own a house and uh have fun i'm a toxic person so much worse i i'm a toxic i'm a card game player i'm an ex-athlete i like competitive games in general i am a toxic person. I understand that. And I think it should exist to a degree, but I think what happens is there's toxicity and there's evil. And I think a lot of people are just truly like, are toxicity and shitty. I try to be a shitty person in real life. I fail, but I try not to be. Yeah. Opposed to like people, now people are just shit. Yeah. Now someone will be like, I'll actively vote towards making your life worse and my life worse too. But as long as your life is worse. It's just so crazy because like, really think about it right now, right? with this generation of games or whatever

and the way things are right now. Yeah. Do you give a shit about the next generation at all? I actually know. Like earnestly, I love video games. I love hardware. I think like opening a new console

and like just plugging it in and like having that experience or like the first. I enjoy that a lot immensely. I don't think I'm going to get into playstation. I don't care at all about what's coming next. I'm not going to get the new play. Because everything that I have right now

like fine. Yeah, I'm not going to, I, I will never, I don't think I'll buy a console than this one. Unless it has to be an exclusive that really pulled me in. It has to be something pretty amazing. Yeah, I'm never like, like, because I just, I don't, I, I'm not wanting for anything. I feel like we, we used to be able to do more with the 360 and PS3 and shit. I don't think there's actually, but it felt like you could. No, you could, you could actively do more. Like, there was like SD card readers in it. Like, you could, you could watch Netflix with your friends through Xbox Live party chat. Yeah. You could, that's crazy. You could do that. That was a thing you could do. You know?

And now it's just kind of like, we're not going to do that. We're not doing that anymore. It was like, I love it. It was just a different, I don't know. It was weird. It's hard to explain. But like now it's like, I feel like the next, I feel like the next machine is going to be like prettier or whatever. And it's going to load faster.

Maybe it'll have like 120 frames as a baseline, which is like to me, it's like, that's great. But like I kind of don't even really need that. I'm already well beyond 120 frames, man. I don't need. I don't need a hundred like, a 120 is more than enough. It's more than enough But like I'm not I'm dude I got new my

I recently just got 4K monitors Like I don't need like I'm playing my shit up to max Like when I'm playing rival's the frame cap It's like the number that keeps jumping up and down It's like four something And I'm like this is unnecessary entirely I'm not necessarily entirely but also like I can do it I guess

I mean hey my computer screams sometimes I was like brother chill chill chill But It's just not good for your machine to max that This is why you're always fucking dealing with. This is why his computer is always breaking down. I know,

right. I just get a new one. Like his, it's always in like the orange and red rage. It's, yeah. Wait, there's a,

there's a green? I, I have everything. My computer is always using at least 95% his GPU, 95% is RAM at all times. I have my shit set to 60 locks

pretty much all the time. Yeah? Because I just don't, I don't need. I turn on my computer. I'll play 120 sometimes. Just depends on what it is on. Like if there's a lot of fast movement speed,

I'll crank it up. dabble in it. Destiny 2 when they had that 120 frames update. Do you remember that? Yeah. Like that was cool. I have I have everything at minimum at minimum 120. Sometimes I go up to like which about like 144. I'm usually at 60. 120 is good though but like said fast movie. 60 is fine. 60's like even a switch can do 120. It's not a it's funny how 30 to 60. Which one will die. The switch one will turn into what's going to be used to kill humanity. But for the switch two is like 120 for base games. Like I play sox song as a 120. I play like a, like, I think even a Mega Man game I was playing. Was it 120 one time?

I was like, what's happening here? That's kind of crazy. It's so unnecessary. It's only like three frames in the animations. I was like, what's what's what's going on? Anyway, oh, Taco 2D wrote in. Taco. You all see that the pond by the Lincoln Memorial in Trump's throne world

is completely covered in algae. What a metaphor. Yeah. It is very funny That he just can't seem to do anything correctly That is awesome Don't talk about my president like that Yeah

Oh right I forgot Trump I forgot that Kingston went through a bit of a change He's my president I love Donald I love I love Ronald Tump Ronald Tump Ronald What did you say? I love Ronald Tump I love Ronald Tump I love him

He is he's the It is fun I do like that how everybody's like Oh how look at it's to the point where I saw some people saying that they're blaming on oh there's somebody sabotaged it so you know you know what I mean you know those people I saw I saw those people

I'm just like damn y'all can't just why can't you accept that Donald Trump's a human being that can make mistakes at the very fucking least at the very least if either they're bought out or two they've just given they've given so much of their energy fighting against him being the president

You know what it really is? I just can't afford to lose it anymore. You know what it really is, I think? I think that's also part of it. I think they're just inherently like submissive people. Right. I think they're literally like they want like a daddy to worship.

Like if you're here, you're clearly going to church every Sunday. It's very gay. Yeah. They learn that form of obedience. Yeah. Way back then, yeah. 100% at the church. Yeah.

My piss is so thick you can juggle it. Is that healthy, rod in? He says, hey there, my parisocial polycule. I work in a bank and to get a long. amount of time for people watching whilst waiting for something to do. That always seemed like a... When I was a kid, I kind of wanted to do that. Bring out of bank?

I heard it's boring as shit. Yeah, I did like... I remember going to the bank sometimes. Well, to be fair, in New York, the banks are like... The bank that I would go to when we lived in Yonkers was so nice. It looked regal as fuck. And I remember being like, this is cool as fuck. It's like air condition.

It looks like a fucking castle. I went to the city... Why wouldn't I want to sit in a suit here? I went to the city bank and the one, the really big one in Manhattan. And I went like... They did the whole tour when... I was little in school. They were like,

one day you're going to give all your money in this place, and they're going to bail out and ruin people's lives. So I went there and I was in like third grade. They said that? No, but one of the teachers were looking around. He was like, he was like,

a janitor says that to you in 2003 and you remember? Yeah, you're like, wait a minute, he knew. That guy was on to something. Well, yeah,

he went to. I was a janitor. But we went there. We went there and it was like, we went there and we did the back end of like all the banking shit. And I was like, what the fuck? And I was like,

dude, at the, First of all, ATMs have so much money inside of them. It's fucking crazy. AIDS can't? Oh. You ever thought about taking one? No, it's not worth it.

How do you know? This is not worth it. I know. Unless you have super sitting, go up to ATM, you can pry it open and walk out quickly. It's not worth it. Yeah, why don't you get like some super ultra,

you know, guy who's a little slow. You know, like, they're dangerous. The current UFC champion right now of, of lightweight. That guy is, he's one of those people.

Who's that? So Justin Gachey He's one of those people He says Arizona Dude that is fried Everyone in Arizona Their brain's fried They he fried them

Can I live there for a while Jesus Christ And so Justin Gacy He's one of those guys And then he has the strength Of a you know what Of an RR Of a what

He dude He's Let's put it this way Let's put it You have a rhinoceros Let's put it that way Honestly We'll keep it

We'll keep it a light He's very stupid But he has the strength of one of them people. And one of the rhinoceros. Rhinocerai. But,

isn't rhinocerai? I don't think. I think it's rhinoceris. I think it's rhinoceris. I actually don't know, but I would just be saved to say it's rhinoceris. Yeah, whatever.

That's fine. I'm going to say that rhinocerite just to sound like I'm smart. We saw a baby one thing. It was really cute. They're so small. They're also, it should be dangerous. You see Jim Carrey coming out of it?

No, thank God. Out of the baby right now? Jim Carrey popping out of a baby rhinoceros his ass. How did I get here? They're apparently crazy strong. Even a little one to like wildly powerful. Of course, they can endure Jim Carrey crawling out of their colon. They can become UFC champions.

I mean, come on. I want to see a rhino in the UFC. That's what I want to see. I think you do. I want to see a cage match with a rhino. They throw, I don't know, Cona McGregor in there to Rhino. You want to give me to sign up for a pair of my mom. Plus, I, yeah, put a rhino in the cage.

Have you guys seen Japanese rhinos? I didn't sign up for a cage match. I didn't sign up for this. Where the fuck of my foot in a rhino? Have you seen Japanese rhinos? I've got you for three minutes. Three minutes of play time. Have you guys seen Japanese rhinos?

Show me. No, but have you seen them? What the fuck? No, I haven't seen them. Yeah, you were cooking hard with that bit and this guy just naked. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Shut up. They look really cool. This is the Pokemon.

like the Pokemon it looks like Sheldon again Yeah, yeah, yeah That was true, it looked like Sheldon. My voice cracked. Show me, show me,

show me what you're talking about. Let me guess. They live in the fucking Amazon too. You mean a real. You're really a baron. That's a cute outfit. Did your beaten wife make it for you?

Get down here. Get down here. Well, Peter Parker, you've killed Connor McGregor, so you're the champion. Go buy that car. Go by that car.

Are you really taking this time to look it up? I've got you for three minutes. If it doesn't pop up immediately, it can't be that interesting. No, there's another rider that has, like, armor. Connor McGregor is ready. Connor McGregor is ready. Does he sound like that? He has the Irish accent of a, of, what are they called?

Lepercons or the, what are the pot of, Like he sounds like the The after me lucky Lucky Beaten wife I couldn't even I couldn't find anything I couldn't find anything

They're after me rape victims They're after me lucky Rape victims Carter McGregor is a fucking Reapus Leperga After me rape victim is so trash Follow the rainbow When you'll find me

Beaten Reefing her Why? This isn't the kid. The kid's like, this isn't whimsical at all. I don't want this. I don't want this even slightly. This sucks.

That's the kind of thing that's like, I wish I could animate. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like a Connor, Conner McGregor or Leprechaon. It's like, oh my God, we found the Connor McGregor Con or whatever the fuck. Yeah, GregorCon. And they follow the rainbow and it's just his wife beat on the ground. It's a fucking rape victim.

In a cauldron. Or whatever the fuck. the pot of them. There's these Lepricons from Lower Asia These ones I said leprecha

You're saying lepracons You're saying Rinos and he's like No Hint- Like you didn't catch yourself He said There's lepracons in lower Asia

Rinais A lepracons kept But you said it so much I need to understand You were You sounded so serious Because you were

Because you didn't catch yourself From my perspective It was hysterical It was just they assumed the perspective of These leprechaons in Lower Asia And they're pointing to a rhino Asian lepracons is crazy

Excellent Look, so this is really sad It's like population of them in a wild blow There's this one horned monkey Johnson This one has like samurai armor effectively We saw them in our San Diego Zoo And the ones we saw were black But they had like genuine like

You know how to cabuto playing? That's literally just a rhino Are they just Asian rhinos? Wait, I've seen a caboooooo. You know what Cabuto planning is right? Yes, sir. Jackass Cool. But they're also really in danger. It makes me very, very sad.

There's less than like 500 Sumatra and rhinos in a while. That breaks my heart. Armour's not very good then, huh? I'm glad you like my armor, Kingston Sun. They're trying to, Connemagrager's trying to rape me, son. Kingston, son, save me. I'm trying to think of another Irish thing. Shalaley's bagpites. Had a train of a dragon, maybe? You too, right? Are they from there? What's the guy's name? Domestic abuse. It's crazy.

It's crazy in Ireland. What's that guy's name? From you two? Imagine lesbian Ireland. Yeah. Oh, probably better. Final boss for women.

Probably better. Lesbian. Is lesbian dose abuse higher than men and women? Yeah, very high. Are you sure it is? Yes. Reported, right? At least, obviously, right?

Well, sure. I've never looked up the numbers, I can't say. I think it is actually higher. Yeah. I think, actually, I know. I know the lowest. The lowest is famously gay men. The lowest is famously gay men.

men don't want to deal with that thing. The highest is gay women, which is, I mean, I'm not going to say anything about it. I think it's men. I think it's men on women as high as those abuse. I don't think so. I think it's high. It's incredibly high. But like, I swear, I swear to God, the stat for women on women is higher. I feel like that sounds, which makes sense to me. You're talking about like a per capita thing, right? I mean, probably, yeah. Yeah, because there's like not that many gay people versus straight people. Right. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Numbers wise, there's way more women being beaten by men. Yeah. Yeah.

Easily. Gotcha. I've never looked it up. I'm not even, I can't even say. I am so sure. I just like, I know that it's a narrative. I don't even need to see the numbers because I just know intrinsically that it's true.

Women are frustrating. And like if two women are dealing with another frustrating women and there's no stigma against them hitting each other. It's men on women. But women all women is very high. What's the, what is it? It's too high for how many of there are. What's the percentage? I think the percentage is probably like, maybe like, like, it's like 40-something percent.

I post on women on women. 46? I know the lowest is gay men. Which is so funny because obviously. You're just playing Smash Brothers eating pizza and fuck each other in the ass. They're too busy sucking each other. Also, a nigger don't want to fight another nigger. You know, it's like I don't want to have to fight my husband who can very likely beat this out of me too.

How do you have time to argue when there's cock in your mouth 24-7? And your butt. And your butt. And your butt, Dave Rubin. Me and David, Dave Rubin have never had an argument. we're too busy fucking No Who's not David Rubin

Dave Rubin Dave Rubin He fucking crumbled Dave Rubin you're fucking my ass I know Dave Rubin You're doing it right now Dave Rubin would you like Cheese pizza and pepperoni pizza

I don't know Dave Rubin Let's keep having sex And we'll think about it later That's not happen There's no disagreement We need to eat if we just eat each other's calm all day Boy I'm stuffed He's got a big old punchy tomm

Oh no Could have another drop. Good heaven. Come here, Dave Rubin. Good heavens, Dave Rubin. It's like Yanks giving over here, Dave Rubin. That's crazy. Oh, fuck.

That's crazy for things. They have a, fucking, they have a genuine platter of their cum. The bowl of cum. The oven. You expected the turkey. To play the cup. Ben Shapiro would be subsets. What the hell is it?

Is that a whole entire saucepan of the cum? Well, of course. It's worse, Ben, Shapiro. What did you expect? What'd you expect? We're gay. We're gay. And his husband comes.

I can't wait. This feels burgeoning on homophobic. I was not. I knew it would be this. I knew it would be this. I knew it would be this. This is exactly what I imagined. Exactly why it got me.

Exactly why it coming. Ben Shapiro, could you pest the cummer? Um, pie? That's cool. Before the ceremony, before, before they do it, they, they have a ceremony where they pardon a different pile of cum. This is so disrespectful. That is. It is really this is.

This is just homophobia. That is. I mean, I'm not homophobic. I don't know. We're fucking around. I want to allow that to enter my space, but it's only acceptable because that guy sucks so badly. It wouldn't, it's like, he's got to give good head to his husband. There's like, there's no way he's giving this husband bad head.

I think they would have divorced. Yeah, exactly. It's probably very centrist. Because there's so many, there's so many gigas that I'm sure get fucking bomb top. So imagine this guy is being like, anyway.

Yeah. And his name is David, too. We didn't even read this guy's question. Oh, there was a question? Completely fucking derailed. Jesus Christ.

I work at a bank with a long amount of time for people watching whilst waiting for something to do. That said, a few days ago, I saw what I can only describe as a disabled man in a wheelchair with spinning flame decals on the wheels.

screaming his head off and flailing as he pushed himself along frantically with both his hands and feet. My severely rotted mind, I mentally dubbed the Mr. Craves walking sound effect and had to pretend to cough to disguise my laughing. What's the worst time you've laughed in public? That is unfortunate because, like, I don't, I don't laugh at disabled people generally. I don't like it. Like, it doesn't feel good to do. I try not to. But there's sometimes, sometimes you get caught off guard and it's funny that you've been caught off guard.

Like as I was not expecting that phenotype of person There was one time I remember my last time There was one time it was in um base candy A base candy the place in um In a mall in Burbank And one guy came in and he made one of the Funniest sounds ever Like yu-h-h-like said like that

And I remember I remember being there Lily looking at me being like Kingston do not And I almost laughed And then I felt so bad I literally cry You know the problem is it's like I was like I cannot believe I felt so like, what am I?

Like, all jokes aside, who are you, bro? What makes it funny, I think, is the fact that, like, you know you're not supposed to laugh. Yeah, absolutely. That will always make something fun. Like, I can't even tell you how many times I've been in science class. And your friend of looks at you. Yeah, just like a quick look. And it's not, in it of itself, if we were home, that wouldn't be funny.

You know, if we were just in our apartment, like, there would be nothing funny about it. But the fact that you did that, I can't acknowledge it. And I have to pretend like it's normal. And I can't even, I can't let myself. Yeah. acknowledge it. It makes it funnier. And that's,

that's part of it, I think. He made a sound that was so comedic that I was like, holy shit. So I remember one time, really quick. Yeah. I remember one time me and Jalen were at like a Walmart or something. And we were just, I don't remember,

we were just being and I think we were just trying to kill time before we had to go do something. And we were walking around and there was an aisle where this kid had a helmet. on and the helmet had a hole in the top and his hair was peeking through the hole. Oh no. And it was

the funniest thing I think I have ever seen still to this day. I'm in control. Because where do you get a helmet like that? Why is it like that? Did he beat a hole?

Huh? Oh, you said? Did he make the hole through like? I know it's designed. Are you sure? Yeah. What if he had?

Smooth? What if he did a good job rhinoceros strength and just like bashed a hole in it no and it was he got a rock

and he was like I'm gonna make a hole in there and then he just made a hole his head can't breathe like you know oh I remember

this is just coming into my this isn't disabled necessarily but I remember I was I was at a party I was at a party I was with an ex

of mine and we went to uh I was with an ex of mine we were an exes at the time obviously but like we were in New York

it was like we were invited to a party it was like a big party and like almost like a, what would qualify, I think, as a mansion in that part of the, in that part of New York. It was north of Kingston, kind of Socrates's area. That's very local for the people who know.

But it was like some big party with like a bunch of like people who like, I guess, I didn't really pay attention. It was people who were like well to do. Maybe they had like maybe there were artists or I don't remember the specifics of it. But we had, we went there and there was like a big dinner with all these people. and the chef offered like a plate of this random shit and the food looked terrible

and he was giving this like really passionate speech about how much the food meant to him and how he was like he was talking about like it was really embarrassing and he was talking about like how spiritual like this is going to ignite your chakras or whatever and I'm like oh my god I don't belong here man

I'm one of those yeah yeah and even even my girlfriend at the time who was who was fairly witchy was like this is fucking this is crazy and I look at at her like like trying to

trying to make her laugh so that I could laugh openly and it was so difficult to keep that in because I would have definitely fucked that vibe of that party up because it was just too funny it was too self serious

it was too weird I love those locking moments man yeah I've definitely I was broke her too I was so sad I had a so sad I couldn't I had an African teacher for English teacher

and I um I he said something one day and I was just it was a very jokey day and he said something I started laughing at him in class and I got in trouble he was like why are you laughing he said that was like because you sound like the most pleasant

slave ever that's why and he was just you said that you didn't say that too of course that's crazy I would have got jumped at school that said something that wild to a teacher yeah you know what is so funny and I'm just there laughing at me why are you so funny why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? Do you like afro beats? Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? And I just remember

laughing in his face and I got in so much trouble and I was just like it's not you and I remember called my grandma one time and our grandma came and I was laughing while he was like I wasn't laughing like that because I would have got slapped but I was like laughing on my breath and I was this guy to sound silly. Yeah. It's unfortunate when you meet people like that. It was like your voice just, that's unfortunate. We had a, we had a substitute teacher that we couldn't take seriously because he sounded exactly like um, um, um, who's that, uh, oh my God, uh, Sean Connery. He said, really? What, so you couldn't take him seriously every time he talked. He'd laugh because you're like,

you're you're you're doing an impersonation right here yeah so he was a substitute teacher name mr bass mr bass my name is mr bash it's a little i'm mr bash and i'm like what welcome to i don't know gay 101 or whatever it is your fucking day is my friend drew him he was old as fuck hair coming out of his ears he was ancient and my friend a really good artist and he drew him and it almost killed me because like he drew him i guess the way he would look like if he was having a stroke mid-sentence because there were so many veins in his neck he was straining

and it was what I really noticed that my friend was like, this motherfucker's talented because it looked exactly like him but just I was like, oh, this guy's a fucking artist. Brilliant, on the fly. I was like, I'll never forget that guy.

I wish I had the discipline. Yeah, fuck that. What bothers me about like drawing and animation is that like I'm like 60% of the way there, you know what I mean? Like I can competently do enough of it I just don't have the time to dedicate to getting better Just just a little push

I don't have the time It's just like it's such a not Use of my time really It's probably it probably it probably I was like it probably almost like a do animated things of our show maybe That could be worth it Because we're always talking about like We wish people would do more animated

Oh right I could probably do it Right I wish I could just need time Yeah no I can't have shit I'm not a good eyes Anyway Yeah Let's see Let's see here

What is... Oh, okay, what is this? I don't even think this is a question. O'i, Gubi, look, it's Contos. Contos is not bad, I gotta say. There's cleverness in there, at least. You insult me. You insult me, boy.

Boy. I gotta find Conner McGregor's beaten wife getting in my way. Asap. Asap. Anyway, he says, I was always the fat kid. and one time during middle school

the class was playing tug of war they tied this rope around me as an anchor and then all the athletic kids for some reason joined the other team the loss was bad enough but to add insult to injury they dragged my wrecking ball ass over the helpless team and left a trail of crushed middle schoolers

in my wake any stories about being used as a wrecking ball can't say that I have that's pretty Very specific, bro. That is very specific. I have stories of like... I don't have any stories that are even close to this.

I was never bullied in that way. Like, I was bullied. Like, people just be... Call me names or just like... There was only one time where I was like... I think physically, like, manhandled by like a bully. And it was like this girl who was, I think, like... She was like a, like an...

You know those... You know that... Oh my God. You know Patty from... Yeah. Hey Arnold. Yeah. With the Brollic one. Yeah, yeah.

It was like, it was that kind of girl from, and she was like, I think, two grades above me. I think she was sixth grade. I was in fourth or something. And she picked me up by my tie. It was Catholic school. We wore ties. And she just picked me up and lifted me. And I can't remember what she said, but she's like bullying me or whatever.

I was like, all right, this is weird. I was like, no one's going to fuck this woman. I remember thinking that at that time. I was like, you're never going to be happy. But that was the only time that I could, I can remember being physically bullied in any way. I was never like pushed or beaten up or anything. I was just called names I was like you're short

And I'm like yeah I've Yeah I was bullied in the Bronx For a little bit But then I like I hit the kid Did kind of stop Yeah I bullied you in the Bronx

You didn't Oh You didn't I want to say you on fire Oh wow Fuck that bit I guess Yeah Fuck that bit

Fucked you as well I fucked I fucked a bully Did you actually How old are you I fucked I fucked him Oh No actually no

I was still thinking Because like my bully Was a girl Yeah Oh In that scenario. Oh, in that scenario. No, I was a little kid in elementary school.

I, a kid was, you know, a little Asian kid named Nick. I remember this guy. Try to assert dominance where I was sitting in this rocking chair in our little thing. We had this one rocking chair. I was sitting there. I got up for a second and they immediately, like, gotten it. This is my chair and shit. So you know what's?

I was like, what the fuck is? You know what's crazy? Is it like, I remember in, like, first grade. There was this girl who was so mean to me for, like, no fucking reason. And she messages me in college. it's like hey what are you up to I was like what the fuck do you mean I haven't talked to you since like third grade nothing

and she like asked me out basically what the hell I was like what it was like you were always so no I didn't he was like you're always so mean to me it's like what is it's like yeah well I just like you I was like what? Yeah those are you joking like I understand that that's like a trope in shows I never knew that that was a thing that people did

I never did that to anybody that I liked we would tease each other but like it was always like they would know You know what I mean? They learn this from their parents. There's like, there's that. There's so crazy. There's the, it's a weird love language thing and it's fucking stupid.

It shouldn't be done, obviously. But being too young to pick up on it is obvious, right? There's many cues throughout, even in high school, I kind of missed out like where on a girl just being, I treated girls like human beings. So when they were being friendly, so shaking his fucking head that even when they were being really friendly to me, I'm just like, I'm like, cool, they're just being, they're just being friendly.

They're just, it's crazy saying that. Like, I do the girls of human beings is wild. That's like, you got dogs for that. You don't,

oh my God. You got dogs for that to treat his human beings? Yeah, you got, you got, you don't got a, you don't got a bloat.

I guess that's fair. I've missed some cues, though, as I'm saying. Like, I've heard it two times outside of high school, like,

oh, man, mad crush or one girl I was hanging out with and, and she even asked, she's straight up asked me I mean, I was like, you should have shot your hand and threw it at her. First of all, she was a treat.

I've told this story before, actually, to a war one. I did something to her, because we were just like homie, home girl kind of thing. But I did something to her that I could have got me expelled. And I don't know if you guys remember this. So I used to sleep in my classes all the time, the ones that would allow me to. Yeah. I'd wake up with my. Oh, yeah.

I remember we yet could clip this. because I would wake up with like boners right from sleeping and then I would just get up and walk out because I don't care I don't care everyone would see me like bricked up because I'm like it's like single girls nipples. I'm like why can't I have a dick of my heart dick. So one time I took her hand knowing that she's so fucking playful and we're cool but I was like a yo,

I was like a yo let me see your hand and I made her touch my fucking peace right and here's the thing remember I'm 16 years old stupid as fuck Don't ever do this people. Okay. She gave me a look. And that look, I literally, I was like, oh, I'm fucked. Like, I immediately was like, oh, I'm, I'm so fucked. I can't believe I did that.

I've never done stuff like that. And this happened in like a, well, this is like, this is like, I had a friend made me do that. This is like frat humor type shit. Oh yeah, for sure. So I, she was like one of the, like, she was one of the homies. But she played it off so well. And literally she'd had that look for like a second. Yeah.

But within that second, I was like, I can't believe I did that. she laughed and I was like oh my god you got me so good that I legitimately thought like oh I'm gonna get expelled that is crazy I'm glad you're a terrifying thing I'm glad you did that though because it made me think like what the fuck would why would I do that why would I do that that is a crazy thing to do it's stupid it's stupid that I did that I remember I see like my first girlfriend in high school like we had a friend who was like a fucking easily like just a freak I put like a pervert like clearly what a pervert and I remember like we we were me and my girlfriend at the time we were in lunch and he

like grabbed my hand and put it on her boobs. That's crazy. Isn't that insane? That happened. That's a real experience I had when I was like 14 or something. I don't know. I'm like,

what the fuck is? This is so weird. She probably got like double mad. Like you touch me, but you made, like, she probably, we were not even,

oh, you guys weren't even cool. It was, no, it was like, it's weird. It's weirder now in retrospect. At that time,

it was like nothing serious because you, you know what? You know what you mean? It's like, it's weird. Okay. But like, in that moment we were just like oh that was weird

I was never that kind of kid I never did anything like that I was always so fucking scared of like just touching women in general yeah I was uh I was very like again like I wasn't very like the frat thing that was the most fratting thing I've ever done really and only because I would never do that to a guy so it is stupid for me to even say frat you know like the way that I mean I made this woman like I would do stuff like that to I was more flirtatious but like kind of rough housing with women in a way that I wouldn't be with men

because I was slightly homophobic, obviously. You know, as being a fucking young kid, like, ew, don't touch me. Was. Yeah. Slightly. Remains. No, I can, I think I'm pretty, if, if a man accidentally touched my boner right now,

I would roll my eyes. I'd be like, you got, you, you, you need to watch the games you play. Like the scenario. You need to watch the games you play. Because if you go over time, I'm sure my wife will be that mad if I fuck a man. Hold on though. We got to establish. We got to establish how does a man get in the position to touch your boner?

If a guy, he touches my bono, but you touch you're going to have to second. No, no, no, no. You're not hearing me. He's like, you're not hearing me. How does one, how does a male get into the position to even touch your boner? We got to set the, we got to set the, I don't know about happenstance. All right. I lived in New York, man.

I was on trains before. All right. Thank you for playing. I'm saying your boner. Yeah. Now you're a penis. No, I know.

I know you're saying. I was hard as fuck on those things. He's the least collaborative person. I'm so trying to give him something to work with and he's like, oh, you didn't they just do it. You've never been on trains before people are like rocking back and forth? And you have,

you're getting bricked up or rocking back and forth. Sometimes the motion gets me a little, give me a little sturdy down there. I haven't on the train a while. If you saw that shit, like, if you were like, you're on the train and you're just staring at the distance

and you see a guy actively just getting car. Like, what would you do? Would you stay there? when you back up like I'm like for some reason like the train's full but you can just get a

clear of hair dude just fucking he's just standing up and it's a vast big you're like uh

I saw a yoga instructor on the reels do that like she was instructing a class and then she was like correcting this guy's form and like touching his inner thigh you saw it growing

and I was like bro she did that on purpose she was like rubbing him way too sensual I would be like don't touch me it was I can ever do yoga like that in general To me, if I had, like, say, like, oh, I'm married, like, if I'd be, hey, hey.

It's on camera, particularly. Like, I can't, I can't, this is, there's way too many, everyone's going to think we're fucking, and I can't have that. Don't touch me. A classic, don't touch me for a woman. It'll be good. I like a slapper, too. You can't.

She touched you first. Oh, my God. Anyway. Let's do one and then let's do a voice bill. Okay, yeah. Like, hey, woman, don't touch me ever again. Actually, let's just do a voicemail. Okay.

Because, the only one's, then. now are like really long with long ones slapper as hard as you could uh you wanted to slap someone full force of course i don't think i haven't have you ever done it time i don't think i don't think i never slap somebody full force i feel like i've only slapped somebody one time i can't even remember the last time yeah i felt kind of bad about it i've definitely never slapped somebody full force i can't even imagine what that's like to be honest it feels fatal like i feel like i could kill somebody with a with a with a you can hurt them I don't know about killing you can really hurt them knock about like that slap slap uh slap well if you missed the slap and hit the temple you know what I mean

what's it called slap the slap the power slap power slap I've definitely seen we get slapped unconscious for I should I think the largest I think the largest I think the largest I'd like wake yourself up yeah flick your ball next time what what grab your ball and squeeze I don't wake you to squeeze as hard as you can I used to just pinch myself because like in your dreams they're numb you know you can't really feel anything I usually just try to like crack a rib so I can like suck my own dick. That is, is this a dream?

And you crack. To make sure. And then I try to, you know, like, just something like a light pushing, break the fuck out of your rib and you. Yeah. That's an easy validation.

Now you know. Now you know. All right. You're in pain and sucking your own day. All right. We're going to play a voicemail now. So this one is, so this guy,

he works in the operating room, right? in the OR. He had a story before. Yeah. So he has another story for us. Oh, great. We got us a real surgeon. Yeah, what's up, guys? It's me, the guy who saw a guy explode in the OR.

I just wanted to inform you that recently we had a patient come in who decided that it would be a fantastic idea to sit on a fire hydrant and stick it up his bare fucking asshole and then he couldn't get off. And the fire department had to come and take the fucking fire hydrant out of the ground. And

well, we had to take the fire hydrant out of ass and that was that was sight to behold um I'm gonna go I'm gonna go a shower now that is that he got home and then he called us that's so great

they they don't even think about that trauma that's literally you can hear in his voice that he's like that's not a great experience you know that is crazy they ripped the fire hydrant out of the ground is like that's like is that putting is that

Do a rip? Yeah, of course. Can you, is that, does that not just create like a... I'm sure there's valves and seals. They have the... I guess it's like a casing more, right? They turn off the pressure, they got all that stuff. Yeah.

And then they had to... That is crazy, dude. To me, honestly, they did the right thing, but I would have just ripped him off it. Out of real... Who fuck this dude's asshole? Fuck him. Are you serious? Let him die there.

He's trying. He got to die. Let him become like a fucking, like a benchmark. Like a fucking... Like a landmark? Yeah, like a checkpoint. Like, oh, look. They let him calcify.

They make him a pump. They make him a Pompey Ashman. Ooh. And they just have him permanently on the, there's like a little plaque. I like that. To John's, I don't know, I was going to say Stamos. The first name.

Stamos. The John Stamos. In honor of John Stamos, parentheses, no relation. The man who died sitting on a fire hydrant for no reason. I love that. I think he'd be honored. There's all sorts of those things like all over New York.

I remember I took it like, not that exactly, but like I remember, you remember those white bikes? Yeah. I took a picture. So like I didn't really know about those because like I just didn't really pay attention ever. But like so there's white bikes or like there are statues of bikes basically. Those are metal kind of like their fixtures in the city. Yeah. On certain sidewalks.

And they're their cyclist memorials to honor cyclists who have died. Oh. I didn't know that. So I took a picture of me in New York City. I think Gabby took this picture of me where I'm standing next to it. I'm standing next to this white bike. And I think the caption that I put was like, this bike is all white by me. This is the dumb fucking pun joke.

But in the picture, you can see, like I didn't see it, but like really high above is a sign that says Memorial of deceased cyclist. And I posted it and people were like, what the fuck, dude? I remember me like, like what? I thought people were offended by like the joke And I remember being like It's like a first grade level Like it's like a pun Nah

Yeah And then I looked at it closer I was like Oops I think you should have You should double down I mean I did keep it up I didn't delete it right

Fuck them cyclists bro If I mean that made the That made it way funny It did It definitely Second of all I don't like cyclists anyway So

This is a win Not a good group Not a good group Rip bozo Yeah RIP bozo. Cyclists, it's to the point where, like, honestly, genuinely, if, um, look, if Zoran Mamdani only appeared on a bicycle, I would not have liked them. Like, you know what I mean?

Like, if he, if he wheeled around New York City with that helmet on, cutting traffic, and all of his campaigns were like him on a bike, I'd be like, you're not for this city. Oh, yeah. He would have lost. You're not. Yeah. He would have been dead already. We'd have fucking Curtis Lewa. Yeah, Mayor Curtis Lewa.

Where you, Zoran? Riding your bicycle around. I was shot, by the way. Fucking queer. I was shot with 19 hollow point bullets in my pelvis, anus, scrotum, penis, scrotum again, and head. God damn. You can walk pretty well for that.

Yeah, I mean, he's got all of it replaced. It's a series of elaborate pullies. Yeah, there you go. I've got a bit of a ratatooie under my beret. And he keeps me, he keeps me walking around. That's awesome. That would be such a better story for Curtis. It would.

I think you just had a little rad under his brad under. Look, it's fucking Remy's cousin. Yeah. Fucking Henny, I don't know. I don't know. Stimmy. Stimmy. Let's get out of here. Yeah, we're running out of steam.

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