The Snark Tank - #418: GTA VI is Nigh

Episode Date: June 26, 2026

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It's like, it's one step removed from like having an IV in you. Yeah. And you're like, this is not a good situation. You know, we're not born like this. No, unfortunately. It can't be good. Unfortunately not, man. Yeah.

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Greatest I've ever seen. Yeah. One of the greats. Anyways, the Star Tank podcast. Welcome, welcome back. It's me, Chris, and Derek. And joining us is a guest, I guess. Yeah.

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We, uh, that's the... I think that's next up because we already tried Cona McGregor. He didn't work out so well. Yeah, so... Backstory a little bit. Conner got here. Was not a pretty sight. No.

Turns out he's an adjudicated rapist. I didn't know. Yeah. So we couldn't really, uh, couldn't really justify it. Yeah. Personally. So next, I think we could get... Um...

I just want to make sure we don't get another adjudicated rapist. I'm trying to think of it's kind of hard. Yeah, it is. That's the hardest part. It's the hardest part to just not stumble. It's kind of like it's like that side show Bob. You know that side show Bob thing where he's always stepping on the rake? On the rakes, yeah.

It's like no matter where you go in the podcast, basically, you're just stepping on a rapist. It's hard. It's hard to avoid it. It's really tough, man. We got to be calculated about who our next co-host is. Yeah. Anyway, what do we got? what do we got to talk about?

GTA. Yeah. There's a new GTA information out. It's 80 bucks. $80 for the standard. Not surprising. Yeah, not really. If anybody was going to do it, it would be them.

Yeah. It's $100 for the ultimate. I mean, pussy-ass Nintendo was kind of did it first, you know? Did they do it? What did they do? $80. Yeah. Oh, that is true.

Oh, yeah. If Mario Kart did it, then it was certainly. Yeah. Yeah, it was no shot. GTA wasn't going to do it. But so it's $80 for the standard version, $100 for the ultimate. Ultimate Edition, which if you look at what the ultimate edition is, it is essentially the base game. Yeah.

Because there's like a bunch of tattoo shops and like clothing stores and like stuff that would normally be in a GGA game. Extra content is being held. I was like, I can't believe they did that. It's not really surprising to me. I guess because they didn't, when did they do that before? Well, it's not so much that they did it before. To me, it's like I don't look at it. So here's how I look at it.

Yeah. I don't look at it as them holding back content for a more. premiere version of the game, I look at it as them saying, $100 is the base price for the game. This is how much it costs. And if you want, like, part of it, you can, you can have $80. You can spend $80. I guess that is, that's kind of how it feels. That's a fair assessment. It's a billion dollar video game. There was no shot at what it was going to cost like $50 or $60. Yeah. So, and, and as we know now with the steam machine price, which I don't know if you've seen, have you seen it? I've seen it. No less than $1,000 for this thing. If you want a two, if you want a two terabyte or

whatever, 1400. Yeah, 1400. By the way, it's $1,000 for the steam machine and no controller. No controller. Now, granted, you can just sync up whatever controller you want to it. Right. It's open in that way.

But that is still kind of crazy. But you could pay $1,000 for a piece of hardware and not get the mode of, like, the mode of interactivity that you... Imagine you bought a TV and it's like, it's going to be... It's giving me another $300 for the remote. That is crazy stuff. Yeah, they're trying to like treat it like... Like they're trying to because they're like it's not a console guy. It's essentially it's a PC Yeah. And I'm like well now the argument this is the ultimate argument because we've already made the arguments with consoles. We're like if you're going to pay up to like upwards of $700 for a console, maybe you want to just take the leap and then invest in a PC now

Yeah. You definitely want to invest in a PC if you're already going to be paying upwards of a thousand dollars for a PC. Yeah. Because it's a fucking computer. Now the thing with Valve that's important is that like they don't they don't need to. to make a console. There's no reason for them to do it really. They're just doing it to experiment. And also, they can't do what Microsoft and Nintendo or what Microsoft Nintendo and Sony do where they sell their console at a loss and they make up for it in like sales or subscription services. There is no Valve subscription service. Yep. So they're naturally going to, they're going to charge their machines in a way that they can make a profit from. So it was always going to be more expensive baseline than a normal console would be. Yeah. But did you see that the early reporting was that it was going to like before all this shit went down? It was going to be 700. Yeah, they wanted it to be there, but then fucking AI fucked everything. AI, the war, all this shit. Yeah. Just fucked everything. So now you get, for $700, $750, would have been $750 like two years ago, is now $1,000 minimum. Just so crazy.

And so with that in mind, with that in mind, I look at GTA being $100. I'm like, that makes sense. Yeah, it kind of does. Yeah, plenty of time to save up that money. If you don't have a lot of money, a plenty of time to save up to get it. So luckily, that sucks, but also it does suck. It's clearly going to be, it should be worth it. If even if you, it's probably the best value you'll get for $100 because there's other games that you can buy $100 packages like from like 2K or fucking Call of Duty that is absolutely not worth it.

Like I don't see what's the value in buying a $900 pack and call the duty and you get like what skins or something. I don't even know what the fuck you get. I've spent more money on debt. destiny. There you know. And I've gotten my money's worth out of destiny. I don't think, I have a hard time believing that Grand The Thoto won't give me $100 of value. Yeah. But it is kind of crazy that it's just like, it's, it's, it's, it's, we're fine. We're here now. Like, we're at the $100 video game and it's not a hypothetical anymore. It's not like, oh, what will it be? Like, it is here. Because we understand that the $100 version is, they're calling it ultimate

edition for marketing reasons. That is the base game. That is the base game. Yeah. You're getting like some like discount you're getting a discounted version at 80 which is you know that it is what it is we'll see I'm curious that means it's happening though it's not going to be delayed again uh let's hope not they usually don't there should be no reason yeah yeah because then they would have to refund all the pre-orders and they're not going to do that yeah um one thing though people are pretty upset and I mean rightfully so that the quote unquote physical copy of the game is just a code. Yeah.

So there's no disc. Really? There's no fucking disc. You're not getting a disc in your physical, in your quote-unquote physical copy. You know what's funny about that? You know what's funny about that? Is that like, I'm like the rare person whereas it's like that makes a physical addition more appealing to me?

Yeah. Because I like to have the case, but I hate being locked to a disc. Interesting. So now I can have the thing on my shelf and I don't have to be like, oh, where's my disc? I could just download it from wherever and it's all in the cloud and I don't have to worry about it. Yeah.

I, um. But it is also crazy that they're doing that. Yeah. Like, it's never, because I'm not a physical collector anyway. You know what I mean? I'm not anymore. I'm not anymore. So, uh, I have, I, I, I, I, I, I have not anymore.

But also, what disc could hold that. That, like, like, I think, realistically what I'm, like, what I'm imagining? Because how much was Red Dead 2? Red Dead 2 was, like, two discs, right? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so. So, like, you'd have to imagine, like, what is, what is J6, like, fucking 50 discs? Or something. I'm really curious about how big that game's going to be.

Like, what, what, what's the, what's the, install size is going to be on that code? Because it's clearly too much for a disc. It's going to be a couple hundred. I would imagine like maybe a no less than 150. Yeah, 180. 180. 180.

Yeah, it's a little much. We should keep track of this. It's a little much way. I wouldn't even be surprised, dude. Like, there's games that are like, I don't know if they're there exactly, but damn close. Yeah.

So I don't know. But we're finally here. I'm puzzled too, honestly. What? I don't know which games it might be. Yeah, I don't know It'll be big though Do you have anything

Guess? What size-wise? Yeah I don't know I would guess like 150-100 No I would get I wouldn't say 200 Because that's kind of crazy

But like On consoles maybe I know on PC I have a few games that are close What's close? What's the biggest game you on? Like size wise G3 is probably

Was he one Like games Because I think the biggest games I have are like About 100 gigs Yeah I don't think I have like 150 gigabyte game I know Call Duty is like

Famously like They're massive yeah Because it's all uncompressed or something? Yeah. I'm like, I don't care. Why? What's the point? For that game, too, it's funny. I'm like, why this one?

It is insane. You know the rich audio spectrum that you're getting? Yeah, I did. It's like, what do we do it? The people aren't listening. They don't care at all. They don't care. Some dudes, like, some dudes listening to a, to Joe Rogan talk to some fucking Mark

Andreessen. Yeah. While they're playing, while they're playing your game, they're not listening to the fucking high fidelity audio, buddy. You don't, you don't got to worry about it. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that's all about What are you going through right now? Are you having a heart attack?

I'm just laughing thinking about that What? He wouldn't get it. Oh my God What the hell? It's just a garbage This fucking guy He just smash his head

Into a pulp Into a car door Yeah Do a kingpin Close a car door through my head That'd be cool That's crazy that he did He did that in season one of that show too

When like before there was even any Hint of like supernaturalism Or anything I mean, Daredevil can see, you know Yeah, but like, whatever But Helen Keller flew a fucking plane So like whatever Well, I believe she didn't

But historically, it's a matter of, As a matter of historical record, she did Yeah I've seen I also don't believe that she fucking did anything I read her autobiography, it checks out Yeah I love that

Was it Lyle that came here Was telling us about that? Of course How like Her autobiography is like Strangely Her compliment of her caretaker

Like every chapter is like about how cool her caretaker is And it's like did her caretaker write in this? Yeah Yes Yeah I just know we're writing it and being like Oh thanks Can I ask you something?

What's up? Can you sit further away from the mic? Yeah This guy's he's so not locked in It's crazy I'm locked entirely in dude I'm locked I'm fucking right

Oh okay All right Well yeah so Give me an opinion on GZAA Because you didn't say shit about it I don't know, man. I just, I think that game, I'm excited for it and I want to play it. I don't, I just don't.

It's price is its price, you know, like it's going to be, I knew it was going to be expensive. I thought it was going to be more. I mean, honest, but they could have gone away with more. Oh, you guys going to be more than $100. I was going to be $100,000, something like that. And I think it could have gone away with it. I think it would get away with anything. You know, it's crazy.

It would have been less. 100%. They would have made their money. They would have made their money. The shark cards alone would have made their money. You know, it's unfortunate. I think the sales would have been probably like fucking 3% less maybe

Like if you I guess genuinely maybe 10% less if it was like I don't like I feel like the people are too obsessed with this To the point where Even I think it's gonna be a letdown But I think it's not gonna be a bad game But it's gonna be a bit of a letdown Well in what uh I just I just think the fact that the

The anticipation is crazy Yeah the like it's a big thing The amount of people that have coming off of the GTA five And what that game is now after nearly a decade and some change of like cultivating it into what it is now people are going to expect that type of fit from the four from six and it's like not yet well what even is I think they might I think they might get it well I mean because like what even is it they're not really what I'm seeing everything

what I'm seeing the kids do they're not really doing anything they're just like but that's but the thing is that they can do affect whatever the fuck they want in that game I don't under why wouldn't they be able to do that in this game because because I feel like you're going to have to add shit I'm like just going to be added to that game there's going to be all the things Like in 20, in 2035, when that game is done being updated and everything like that, it's like, oh, well, you can just live in this game instead of going outside. Yeah. So here's the, I would compare it to the 2K community where a lot of the 2K community is, I think, is like, it's probably there's a lot of overlap where a lot of it doesn't have much to do with basketball for a lot of the people.

And it's more about flaunting your stuff that you buy. And so they have seasons, right? And they start off with just having a little bit of things. So they buy that shit first. They show off with that stuff first. And I think it's just going to work the same way that a lot of those kids that are playing GTA-5 are going to take advantage of the first thing. They're going to buy that wave of shit. There's going to be more fucking seasons.

They don't really seem that interested in, first of all, the story. So I think in the people, and let's be fair. I think most people are interested in the story anyway. So the people are just going to like fuck around and have fun. I don't think I really. don't think other than like reviewers people who actually take games seriously and review them as like art or

going to be the only ones that may be a little disappointed and most people are going to be like oh no I can do exactly what I do with great graphics I think I think they're going to love it I think that's just with that I think I'm expecting a lot I'm expecting a lot of I think GTA I think I might be disappointed by it

probably I'm expecting a ton because like you put a billion dollars into something and you spend this long making it and it's like the biggest high profile release in forever and your rock star you've just delivered like one of the best single player experiences probably ever. Yeah. So like I'm,

I'm expecting. After Red Dead 2, I have a really high standard for the writing. I think I'm going to be disappointed. I think I'm going to be disappointed with the writing because I don't have a high standard for the writing of the GTA.

Well, I think it's the same team. It's the same narrative team. If it was, yeah, but that's what makes me like the same narrative team. Red Dead Redemption was great.

No, they are a different team. GTA 5. I think if I'm not mistaken, Rockstar North makes, I could be wrong. I'm not an expert on Rockstar. I think Rockstar North does Red Dead.

And Rocks, I think Rockstar Prime, which is not their name, but Rockstar does GTA. But either way, I don't know. The standards have just increased for them. Like, I think they understand that, like, they're kind of, you know, they're on the clock. I think. The commentative delivered in every game has been so, like, on, like, the point even from all of them, you know, from three to fucking. If they can take GTA 4 and then make it like Red Dead, you know what I mean? if they can do that because GT4 is like a great story

it's just also weird and 2008 you know you get Gassman let's go bowling like all right alright it's uh it's I mean it's we'll see it's I would say it's probably Zandreys and GTA 4 have the have the best stories oh really in my opinion I think five I think five in 10 andres are the best stories yeah but I think GTA I think GTA I think four

has a better story than GTA 5 I think four has better characters than GTA 5 I think the character GTA 5 kind of suck actually the main character. Yeah, I don't really like the characters in GTF5. I like Franklin. He's the only one I like, and it's because the fact that Franklin's not a piece of shit, but Mike sucks. Sucks ass. And then what's his name is the drug addict? This is really annoying. Trevor. Trevor. He's like, he's like an irreduable piece of shit where it's like you just really suck. Like you just really are at our trash. Most, most GTA compare it. Most GTA characters

that you play as are that. Yeah. Not really. Yes. Vice City piece of shit, huge. Three he negative wasn't a person. No, but Kingston, like, Shadow. But I'm talking about for the perspective, it's like David and Drake, you know what I mean? David and Jake is, Drake is irredeemable.

He's not presented that way from the story because it's like, you can't do that. But like, he's killed, he's effectively genocide. Trevor is irredeable and he sucks, actually. Yeah, but so does all those, every character he play has in GTA, is that. I don't think Franklin entirely sucks. No, he doesn't.

I mean, they're all murdery, people. I agree. No, I think what he was saying was that, like, with that, like, say, Nathan, Drake is not presented as a piece of shit while Trevor is so he has that extra on top of it. He's just, he's a piece of shit in every context. And Mike

you can't enjoy it at all. Mike tries to act. Mike tries to act like he's not a piece of shit. He's a huge piece of shit. And then Franklin is like, I'm a shit. I do shitty things, but I'm not a bad person. He's the best one out of them, but also I just feel like I, he But he also could just not be in a game anymore. He chooses to be in the game. He's kind of boring. And then Michael

he's got a Jacob thing going on. His family. Yeah, he does. He's kind of boring. He's like the most boring out of He does. Michael, his entire life without his family, he would be more boring than Franklin. Because he doesn't really do anything and his family just sucks.

He just sucks. He just great, to be fair. It's like my favorite part of that game is Michael just... I think you're supposed to feel bad for him. Yeah. But I don't. I don't. I think it's funny every time

something terrible happens from him. Yeah, yeah. Although, to be honest, when I think of that game, I don't know what I think of that game's story, it's so funny thinking about, because when I think about GTA4 story, I actually do think about like the story parts. And then when I think about GTA 5 story, I think about that blimp crashing into the Griffith Observatory.

Oh, yeah. And then he gets up and he's like, Davey. Oh, the fucking somebody, uh... You know what I mean? I love that. That shit is so funny because that's literally where I propose to my girl. Like, that's hilarious. It is funny.

That's so fucking funny. Lily. You should have did it that way. After that, Lillian. She's like, people die. That is awesome. I do hope that they, uh, I do hope that the cutscenes are in-game.

They have to be. In-engine? Yeah, in-engine. In-game. I don't want no pre-rendered crap. They're pulling that shit with the Halo... What the fuck? The campaign...

The CE remake thing. All the cutscenes are pre-rendered, and it's like... Dude. It's the lame as fun. It used to be you could, like, crash. You could drive a car into a cutscene, and then, like... Yeah, yeah. And then the cutscene would start, and then, like, the momentum would carry the car into your character,

and chief would die in the middle of the cutscene. and they just keep going. I miss that stuff about, like, video games. And I'm, like, pre-rendered, it looks nice, but, like, it's so much less cool. There's no way. And it doesn't scale up with technology, too. So, like, pre-under cuts, it actually end up... They end up looking kind of worse over time.

You're right. They do it. So, I don't love that. There's no way they're going to deviate from that, especially with how... The amount of free price you get from just doing that. Yeah, it is... Some of the funniest things I've ever seen is just from those... Red dead too.

burned alive. Just people exploding. Mike's head, Micah's head being a floating skeleton with eyeballs because you, you fucking, what is it? You molotoved his head with a explosive arrow. Dude,

the best one that I saw was you dynamite everyone in the bar. And then the scene resets. So everyone just comes back where they were sitting. So it looks like it reverses. You know, like you're rewinding. So everyone's all blowed up. And then they're like sitting on their chairs again.

And they're all blown up. It's the funniest fucking they're. It's the best. It's the best. I've ever. Cyberpunk has that too sometimes. I just think that that game has, like, I don't know, man. I just think that game has a lot to,

because of how good Redder and M.A.2 was. I just thought. I think Red Dead 2 was such a, was such a, like, like, I wanted to be a sim at that level, and I think the level of Red, because I think DTA 5 is technically a better sim to Red Dead 2 because of where it ends up. Yeah.

But I think Red Dead 2 is such a truly immersive simulation of being a Western character. Yeah. That I want that from it. I think as far as the narratively, it has all the pretenters to do it. I think as the characters seem cool. The fact they're both Hispanic. Yeah. I don't think so.

You don't they look cool? No, no, no. Not to not what I mean. Not as cool as Arthur Morgan and it being in the Old West. I don't think. I just want to say, I don't think that they, they purposefully, I don't think that's, they don't. I feel like they're like, no one gives a shit. We're not, because think about like Red Dead 2.

I think about like 2010 or something. I can't remember. No, Red Dead. Red Day. Yeah, 11. So, okay. No, it was 10, right? I thought it was 10.

It's about right. Let me look it up. I thought it was 10 because I remember, I'm pretty sure it was 10. I might be wrong. But go ahead. But yeah, keep going. So when that came out, remember how compelling that was. Remember how compelling that was and how John Martian was one of the greatest characters invented or created or whatever.

I should say invented. But I guess that both works. But yeah, it's just you just don't use it. It's a weird word, but it makes sense. So that was one of the, like, the narrative was great, stuff like that. Obviously, GTA's 5 came out a few years later, not even in the same fucking ballpark. So to me, it's kind of like, I don't think, I don't put the two together at all. Like, those realms, I don't even compare and contrast at all because it's just a complete different thing.

Yeah, I mean, for me, five was just a step down from four, where I think four they took it a little bit more seriously. And I was just like, oh, man, they kind of, they kind of didn't. really bother with this one. But I feel like the pressure's kind of on now. I feel like it's a billion. I don't know what they could have spent money on really. I think just it's a billion dollar in. Yeah, I mean, maybe. I think like it, it looks amazing. Like,

when you're just looking at it, I'm like for how big the game's clearly going to be. At a blistering 30 frames per second, no doubt. I think there's no way that thing's running at 60, right? Like, there's no shot. It has to be it. They never, they've never put out a game that ran at 60 on launch. Yeah. That has to be 60. For a billy

man, they got to have to stop it. I don't think so. Chris, I think it not being 60 would be hilarious. Do you want to place bets? I'll bet I'll bet. It doesn't have to be money. I just like I just be just as a steak as a steak. I was going to bet money. But yeah, I guess I'm done. I'll wage it. Yeah. I just I really do feel like that's going to be a 30. There's just no way they would not put out of it. If it's at 30, it's going to be crazy. That would suck. Because people like people aren't used to it anymore. People aren't used to 30 anymore. That's true. It's going to be so jarring. 30 would burn. 30 would burn.

but Red Dead 2 came out at 30 but it came out at the 30 like almost 10 years ago yeah but 30 was not the norm back then it was getting it was just getting out of it was getting it was way out of it it wasn't a way it was getting out of it 2014 well so 20 what was the PS4 pro is that 2018 it was already out yeah it was already out yeah so like I remember that was when it was starting to be like okay like

and people just didn't care you know and also and here's the thing also right, is that it gives them a reason to sell it again. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding because they'll do it. He's making a case. I think they know that for a game like this, people will be fine with 30. I think it's not going to be 30.

I really, I really heavily doubt it. I enjoy your optimism because he's kind of, he's starting to sway me a little bit. I would love for it for me to be right. I just don't see. So here's the issue, right? Hope it's 240, dude. Here's the issue with it. In order for GTA...

In order for a game like GTA to meet the quality standard that it would... If it's going to look that good, be as open, be as dynamic, and have as much AI doing as much as they're supposed to be doing, there's no console hardware that can do that at 60 frames without sacrificing the way that it looks, and the way that it looks is kind of a key point of why people are interested in the first place. I think it'll be fine. The big... The CPU bottleneck is the biggest thing. It's why even Bethesda games run like shit now.

still to this day, it's because games aren't focused on CPU, they're focused on GPU. So it's like everything looks better, but they can't handle a lot of AI doing a lot of things. It's why Oblivion still somehow is fucked because that's a very CPU intensive game. It's why a lot of CPU intensive games will, like, run at 30 now still to this day, even though like most games are 60. It's just I don't see how that game isn't going to be a CPU heavy game. And there's no hardware right now that can handle it. You think this is why we haven't seen any gameplay. Maybe.

Because like, yeah. I'm like, where's anything? They know you'll buy it. And that's a thing. You know what's wild? They could get away with just not showing it. They could get away with not showing anybody anything. They could get away with not giving it to review people.

They could get away with it like, no, we're not giving it to IGN. It's going to come out on this day and you'll buy it or you won't. And they'll probably still sell like 10 million copies in a week. You're right. Their minimum. Because actually putting out the giving out review. copies and stuff like that might actually hurt a little it's a little bit it it it at there's almost no reason it seems like a net negative yeah because people are so hype that all

you could do is it won't reinforce this people excitement all it could do is maybe subtract from yeah yeah like if i were them or subtract from it like if i were them i'd be like why yeah let's why we sell if if we spend the billion dollars on this game we know it's good um no yeah well we're going to give it out so people can spoil it like what happened to the fucking last of us and all these other fucking games. We're not doing that. There's so much writing on this. We're not going to give this game to anybody who isn't like in our fucking offices. That's a good idea.

Or maybe if they do have a review process, they'll probably fly people in to do it. You know what I mean? Like the old school way to do it. Where they have people come into the office and they'll show them like a very specific part of it. And then they'll leave and they'll write up a thing. No one's getting codes for that. They fly me in. I'll lie. I don't care. I will fuck it. I will pretend like even if I'm like a disappointed, I'll be like this is the greatest thing.

it's going to be better than the second coming of Christ. They were like, they were really impressed, but like, you know what? Fuck it. This game sucked. Bro, they're fucking, it ran at 10 frames a second. I wouldn't recommend this. I wouldn't shit on this game. They're streaming, talking shit and a red dot is starting to fucking get on their forehead.

It's a fucking, you look real close. It's like a take two dot. Yeah. It's bha. I don't know, man. How dare you? But that's really the only thing. It's going to be crazy. I'm excited for the cultural, like, landmark.

The moment. Yeah. the moment. It's one of those things where I think I might try to go to like a like a release like a midnight because I'm like if there's any game that's going to have like any kind of

presence at like a midnight launch still to this day it's probably that one. I can't wait to her. I might go try and see one of them. She wants that game so bad bro. She's so excited for it and I'm like I guess she's like if it delay it one more time

I'm a loose my fucking mind. I'm like dude. Yeah we're locked in. She really really wants that game exists. It's got a potential. do it. I mean, I want to eat the PS5 pro really badly, but it's just no point out. It's cost too much. You fucked up, yeah.

Yeah. In fairness, I should have traded mine in immediately when a PS5 pro came out I mean, in fairness, I mean, like, what the fuck? Who could have known? Right. Exactly. Who knew, could have known? When I first got it, I was like, man, why did I spend this much money on this fucking thing? And now I'm like, okay, good.

Yeah. And I was like, okay. Strategically, dude, came out well. I had no desire to have a PS5. And I was like, oh, by the time GTA 6 comes out I can get probably PS5 like 300 bucks you would have

under normal circumstances the PS5 would probably be maybe like 350 by now PS5 Pro maybe was it was it's 7 when it came out so it probably would have been like maybe maybe six maybe I could see 500 if they were getting

5 in change if they were if they were pushing for it no way anything less $600 man well now sure for that piece of technology man 5799 I think it could have been $57. $57. $7. $7.

It's crazy. It's actually crazy to see how much, like, what percentage of our price holds up for certain machines. Like, like, that an Xbox 360 is still, like, relatively expensive. It's fascinating to me. That shit pisses me off. It's no sense. Like, it's like over $100.

Dude. It's like, bro, that's crazy. I remember getting, I remember when the 360 was out, I think I got like a GameCube for 40 bucks. Yeah. Or something like that. I don't know what the fuck's happening. It's pissing me off, dude.

even the, I wanted, I was like, oh, let me get a. another PS2 and they're all above 100 bucks and I'm like what the fuck is this? Supply is getting low man I'm like dude stop A lot of you they're just collecting dust Just give it to me As a matter of fact actually a homeboy A mean he said he was gonna hook it up but I just

I'm never around yeah and he's like oh next time I see you And I was like oh yeah I just I literally I should just buy I should just buy the 360 already I've been talking about it for a while Although I have like three of them I bought a refurbished one it works well I have three of them I'm fairly certain they all work but I just don't want to move them.

I don't want to allocate space in my fucking suitcase. I played it because I have some, a lot of those live games, like exist on there. I don't have my, I don't have my original account any much. It's fucking long. Your original account of what?

For Xbox 360. What do you mean you don't have your original account? My original Xbox account? That had all the shit on it. I don't have, that shit's long gone. You lost your Xbox again? I lost,

like my account. Like, I don't know what the fuck any of it is. Oh, you don't know your password. My one from New York when I was a teenager. Dirt's gone. I mean,

I still have mine. Mine is fucking. I still have mine from like 2005. I might remember the email all day. Although I had a 360 forever. So like I didn't recover it. I feel like. I mean,

it's on there. Yeah. Probably interesting. It's probably geometry wars. Geometry Wars backbreaker. Played the fuck out of those games. Fucking Lego Star Wars. Force Unleased and shit.

Obviously Halo a ton. It's fucking Medal of Honor. Jesus Christ. I played that console so much. Army of two of my best friend. Army of two is such a ridiculous game. Did you ever play Army a two? Yeah.

Fucking absurd. My boss gave it to me for some fucking reason. Take cover. And it's just you going into the middle of a combat zone with your back up against that other person's back, strategically crouching and racing. It's the dumbest shit ever. The fucking hilarious. That agro system too. The life gauge was interesting too.

Like your health gauge where it was like the fucking, the balance. You remember that shit? Yeah. Yeah. was weird. R. F. 2 was a very silly fucking game. The game was fun as fuck though.

It was fun. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't like it as much as gears, but I liked it. And then there was Crisis 3. When that shit came out, the fucking gaming world was going crazy. That's the first game that I felt like...

Damn. What was that like? 2012 or something? Yeah. That sounds right. 21st. Yeah. Damn.

That was the first video game I remember escaping the Zite Geis and like, I hear about it like in a way of people being like, dude, it looks so fucking good. This game is beautiful. And I remember seeing it on PC at like highest ratings. And the highest settings and I was like, No, this does look actually Did you guys, did you experience that for the first one?

Crisis? Yeah. Can your PC run Crisis? Yeah. That's, like, that was, that was so fucking big. Until the point where I remember it was one of the biggest articles in a Game Informer. And I remember looking at there was this black dude and his fucking hair. Like, his shit buzzed cut.

And I was like, just looks so fucking real. It was like the hair looks so real. It's so funny. You know about that stuff? Because you look at Crisis now and it's fucking hilarious. No, it's like all three still looks pretty decent. Well, three looks. Three looks...

Yeah, I'm sure three looks great. They're amazing. If you look... Crytech? Dude. They're nuts. The game that Rye's son of Rome looks fucking amazing.

I played it like maybe a year ago. It looks incredible still. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck? That was a Xbox One launch game and it looks great still. It looks fantastic. I was like, dude, this...

What the fuck? Why are they so ahead of the curb? I don't understand. I don't know. They do. It is funny, though, looking at all they do. Like, the Nella Crisis.

because it really Yeah It really does not That era of gaming was so special Man Like that was the That wasn't There was there was

For me there's There's four eras of gaming That were magical That I only lived through three of them But obviously The NES That was probably like The time where like

That was probably big yeah It was probably like going to the moon Like it was like Oh this is like There's something something special Yeah You don't think about it Because like it's it's trivial

2D games Yeah relative but like that Compared to Atari hilarious. It really is like an insane. I can see why people were like, what?

You know, you look at Mario compared to like pitfall or something. You're like, what the fuck were we playing? You see Yoshi the first time you're like, wait a minute.

And you're fucking, you blow your brains out, fucking live brook because you get so excited. But then there was that. There was obviously the PS2 era, but I'm talking about like mid to late PSO era where they were just games out of the, where you go to a game,

so like, can I see the PS2 games? And he has to bring you into a closet open a hatch and then take you downstairs and there's a whole sub-fucking terrain era where it's like these are all the PS2 games have it. It's like fucking every kind of thing. Like when I first figured out that there was like

PS1 Asian games and there were so many of them and I was like, just in Japan. And I was like, what the fuck? These are all games. And then I remember the PS2 had the error too where it was like at the end of PS2 maybe 2008, nine there was just so many games on that console. Yeah.

Stupid. It was just like so the catalog was like absurd. I was like what the fuck. And then obviously the Xbox 60 era, the era was just like the first time we could actually interact people online in a way that was like genuinely real. That wasn't only like the all like the cafe game ring space. Yeah.

That was just fucking crazy. And I think just before like right when COVID hit and the PS5 came out, that was a very special era of video games too. The problem is that that bubble popped that we were witnessing it now where it's like, oh. It was an interesting. interesting time. Because for us, we were already involved in that, but that's when gaming really took off, I think, on a global scale. I don't think so.

I think it did, man. It did, but it went back to normal. Yeah. So for a period of time. Like, I know what you're saying. Like, Lily was online gaming at that period of time. That's crazy. Yeah, because there was nothing else to do.

She was playing fucking Animal Crossing. They had a little Animal Crossing teams. Like, people are like building a little homes and exchanging shit. Like, that was like real. People were really like, Fortnite was at its most popular that I didn't think it was. I'm sure. I'm sure everything was at its most popular. Yeah.

It was crazy, dude. Beyond, like, remember experiencing beyond light coming on us being like, what the fuck glued RTVs about all the fuck? Like, that just era time was special. It was special not because of the video games, though. Like, the video games helped. But it could have been any, like, if that kind of thing happened in 2007, or not even in 2007 necessarily, but like, let's say 2007's video games were came out in 2020. You know what I mean? It would have been the same.

It would have been the same kind of feeling. People would have been glued to like their own respective things. people would have like I just think like being locked inside was such a weirdly like novel it's like when the power goes out or something when you and you're you and you're you can't watch TV and you're just kind of there's like a novel feeling to it. Yeah. It's interesting. It's just like an interesting vibe. It feels fun. Yeah. I have like weird nostalgia for like those for that first like that first like that first like month or two of the pandemic when no one knew what the fuck was going on. We were getting grosses or wiping them down. Maybe like right after that. I remember being excited because I thought the world. was finally ending. I mean like finally, finally. It's like I don't have to answer emails anymore. No, man.

We're gonna outlast the world by a lot, unfortunately. It was really sad. That is true, unfortunately. That is true, unfortunately. Really sad. I feel like we're just, we have enough ingenuity to be like, we'll figure it out. And we'll, like, things will be getting rid about it. Like, oh, we actually figured out a way to reverse terraform on Earth.

You can make it clean now. We're not going to do it, though. We're not going to make it clean. We're going to make it fine again. We'll survive with incredibly low sperm counts and plastic in our blood. But that's, uh, yeah. will be ultimately, we'll still be able to walk around and pollute.

We'll see, man. I think you guys are being generous, man. I saw like the... I'm being cynical when I say this, by the way. I think when I say we're going to figure it out, I'm being cynical. I don't think it's a good thing that we're going to figure it out as best

as in a way that's most convenient for the bare minimum amount of survivability. Yeah, not to make the world better. We're not going to figure out a way to thrive. Yeah, I don't... We're going to figure out a way to make do with the fact that there's plastic spoons. raining from the fucking sky all the time. I understand that.

I just think that, I think, like, from what, like, environmentalists and the, in the scientists that work with them and all this stuff, like the stuff that they're saying, I think people aren't listening to them.

Oh, yeah. And in a way that... I think we're not going to have, we're not going to have the same world. No, that's gone. It's going to be bad. There was a period of, I think it was pre-2016.

We had a period of time to prevent the, um, the, it was some sort of curb from happening. We were going to, like save coastal cities. In 25 years,

those cities that are below sea level are fucked. Yeah, you say that. They're just, we've already seen it. Yeah, you say that. You know, why New York City subway's flood every year. That didn't happen eight years ago.

Yeah, you say that. No, what I think is how much... I get that. I think scientists have done themselves like a bad service, though, because they've been saying like in 20 years, the cities are going to be gone. It's like they're still here

and it's been like 40. So they kind of fucked up a little bit. I don't think they were saying that 20 years ago. Kings and I remember 20 years ago When they were saying in like 15 years This city will be gone and it's still there So they kind of fucked themselves over with that I think the language was different

Because usually what they say Because somebody takes a sound bite And they say that And they're like no They say if we don't do That's true It's usually that type of language That irreversible damage or a lot of times

Like there's a bunch of rednecks that say They said that the ozone layer Was gonna do this and they're like yeah But then they fixed it That's true Well the world work together Not the United States But like most of the world

work together and then they fixed it. And what I'm seeing, though, is... Well, the United States did, like, that is true. Like, we did course correct something. Some stuff. Like, look, being a part of the... And being in the Paris Accords and stuff like that was us kind of contributing. And then you will have these...

So the administrations that we have in, and this is one thing that triggered it for me where I was listening to this girl that does nothing but astronomy on Instagram and probably all the platforms. And she was talking about... She made a statement saying, like, one day we will have, like, people on Mars. Not colonizing, but at least landing somebody on there. Well, it's only a nine-month flight. And I was like, the idea is that there's so many, the conditions to even keep some assistance.

There's so many problems. But she was saying eventually we'll figure it out. And I was like, listen, I think what's happening right now is this, the hubris that humans have or they think, because we exist right now, we think that we can't wipe ourselves out in ways that entire civilization has been wiped out many times because of natural disasters. And natural disasters that we're actually causing and that are going to build up. And we're not doing anything about it and an alarming rate. because the people like that have the most money are not letting. And the thing is the weird for me is that those people are having children. And that's what's so weird to me.

I'm like, you guys are contributing to where in a few generations, our entire population, other than like maybe a few percent can be gone. No, they're not doing anything. They have their bunkers or shit like that. The bunker's not going to help them.

We're going to wear their other thing. That's what they assume. But that's the thing that's weird. They're not smart people and that's what's annoying me. It's because they have a lot of money. I'm like, reading and doing things that are going to make it unenhabitable for your children and you it doesn't make any sense we're not going to go to mars unless china wants to go i've if they

lead the charge i mean if they're if china's like we're going to go to mars then we'll be in we'll be on mars tomorrow because it'll be like it'll be like you know what i mean it'll be like a military like no we got to go there's no reason to go to mars otherwise there's no like yeah we can we can allocate a lot of resources into figuring out how they can safely have some somebody on Mars. Entirely a fucking way. I think if you can, if you can potentially study like,

I mean, it would be a big deal. It would be cool. Old water record to see if there was some sort of potential there was actually, like water there, which there's argument that's heavily believed there was water there. Like, I think there's use for there to see there's any sort of like bacteria or organisms that are there.

I think it would be insightful to see how they vary. But I think like we have a world right in front of us. Well, right, right. That's what the thing is awesome means that we have a world right in front of us. Yeah. That whole terraforming Mars thing is not going to happen. Oh, that's not going to have. Yeah, we can't.

We could tear Mars and we would teleporters. And I think that's the thing. It's like we would just fix here first and make here fine. And we would go there after we're done making here late. That is the, that is kind of the big thing. The only argument is because I wouldn't call it a waste. It's just like, hey, like, it would be cool. It just needs to be delayed.

Meaning that like, let's just, let's just focus on making things. It would be, it would be amazing. It should not be our first priority. Yeah. It should be. It should be 100% delayed. It would be, I agree. It would be cool.

to go to Mars. And I think we could, I think we do have the technology to go there. It's just like, there's no real fiduciary reason. Like there's no outside of just the scientific community really wanting it, which we all know we don't value the scientific community at all. We don't value intelligence here. So like that's not a priority. It's satisfying that. Yeah. The only real reason to do to go there would be to make money or to showboat on the national stage in the face of other people who are trying to do it by getting there first. That's why we went to the moon. It's literally the only reason we went to the moon. It's literally the only reason we went to the moon. is because like the so the fucking soviets were like we're going to go into space and it's like no we can't have that we let's go we got to go and that's why we went to the moon so until like china or fucking russia sent somebody to mars we're not we're not seeing mars dude and russia's not even nieldergoyson says something like that too is like there's no real reason like the only thing that motivates us to do these extraordinary things is if other people do them and we want to we want to prove that we can do it better it's really crazy it's nuts but it's true i was i was uh this is the wildest thing ever i was looking into uh just like just like why why borders exist. It's not a wild thing. That's not even close to the wildest thing ever. I mean, it's pretty wild. You looking into borders? It's not even... Is that Am I very prone border activity? No, I just don't think it's like the one of

the wildest things ever heard. It's the arbitrary nature of border lines. It's not wilder than the pyramids, you know? Yeah. Go on? But the nature of like borderlines. It's like people are being like, it's all stupid. It's all dumb assing making lines and granite. That's a dumb.

What are you talking about? It's borders in general. Oh, well, sure. Like, they're just, they're so unbelievably stupid things. Yeah, but what are you saying when you say that? Because, like, what's the point of having these, what are they, what are they doing? But you know why? Making these weird lines, people not to be able to cross.

But you know why? Go to prevent them. It's a friend human cohesion. Literally, it is. It's on purpose. Well, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's it's, it's, it's, it's kind of. I mean, what do you mean?

It's simply. It's simpler. It's simpler. why do you think we have the lines like it's simpler why do you even think the lines were created in the first place where like where they're relatively relatively why these things were created it was because of tribalism

simple as that it's as simple as that where a lot of countries are based off of you if you notice is a lot of times it's based off a language where the borders are drawn if you notice this is when these people speak this sort of language and then if you just around here they speak this language and they draw the lines somewhere around there until deals were made and things are weird.

But like those tears out they're all relatively the same niggas. Speaking the same language, doing the same shit. It's like, I don't like you for some dumb ass reason. Don't come past here. Sure. It's like that's so dumb.

But like it's purely like people. Especially now can take up, cop helping that now and how much border distress has created that we see right now is like that's just dumb. We don't need that. Obviously. What is it? What is it perpetually?

Like I understand there's national pride. I get that. There's pride in nations, but to have you can't come here. This is my land, not yours. It's so dumb because we all just live on this planet. What do you think the point of- What do you think the point of being a- I guess?

From your, in your interpretation, or from your point of view, what do you think the point of being a human is? Because I think everybody has like a different answer. I think ultimately being a human is existing to make it so that the people that come after you have, easier time existing. I think that is ultimately the goal of a human being.

That's a nice answer. And it's unfortunate that I don't think most people would ever come up with that. That is an empathetic answer. I like that. I think the only thing, like this is what I would say, since we are human and we recognize that we're animals, but we're people and we're better than most animals in a way that we can think we can, our consciousness really helps. Sorry, what it should be.

No, but no, I like what you're saying. But the only thing that I would want us to do is just continue down the path of separating ourselves between regular animals and people. And the one thing that we're doing such a terrible job is that very thing. So the reason why we still have borders and we're not just being like humans, humans would be like, we're all people. Why are we drawing these arbitrary lines anymore? We would ascend past the animals have that tribalism.

Regular animals, regular species, their impacts, they have borders and territories, don't encroach on my territory, and people are still doing that and they shouldn't. And that's the thing where it's like, it's kind of like the idea that you feel like you need to have children. That is still an animalistic instinct. And you should be able to be a human and be like, do I need to do this? As a human, do you need to do this? No, you don't. So you should have the option and not feel obligated to do these things. but people are still stuck in like animal mode and primal shit

and that's what's fucking our asses. What do you think, Chris? What do you think is the point of being a gay human? I don't think there is a point of being a person. I think you have to, I think people find that subjectively in their own lives, but I don't think there's a point to anything. But from your, I guess have you given yourself any purpose? I should ask.

And do you think there should be any purpose for you being like, I think I should do this? As a human, I should do this. Or I want to do this. In the sense that like biological imperative, is that what you're saying? No, not at all. It's 100% the antithesis of being a human is that you're not tethered to your biological urges, that you have the choice to do things. I think I literally think I just want to make things that people think are cool.

Then like, you know, that's literally it. If people like the things that I make, that's good enough for me. I don't really care. That would be awesome. Like, say if we were able to do the whole universal basic income and we're supposed to actually, we work together as people. and get rid of those animal instincts that we have or that the powers that be are always trying to perpetuate. Hold on.

I'm still literally, let me, really, let me, actually I already lost it. Go ahead. I don't know. I think acknowledging that we are animals is a very important part of us.

I think, you have to. Not succumbing to it. But I think, I don't know, man. I just, I just,

for me, my brain always flashes to like, there are kids being born that have no choice in a matter at all. How do you know? they can kill themselves they could once they like clicks and they're like oh shit I don't need to be here

they go to the fucking bathroom and they put the head in the toilet they get it stuck perfectly and they flush it themselves flush them on so they torture themselves too and they do it but I think like I don't know I feel like you just you should just make the world

better for people after you that's the biggest thing you should understand like you're finite you're gonna die you know so like why don't it's like okay so I'm gonna die one day and I'm gonna be a for a certain amount the time, there are people I care about that I'll be here after me, right? There are people that I care about that remind me of the people I love, right?

So I should make it as good for them as I can. And I feel like that should ultimately be what it is. If we're going to, if we're, if we're being forced to exist and being forced to continue our line, let's make it more comfortable for everybody after you. So you have your kid, your kids live with better education than you had, better food, better resources. Then your kid is like, well, my person before me did this. I should do this because the next way we were going to do that from him afterwards.

And then I turn to this idea Like oh we can have kids Because I know my kid I live in a better life world than I did That's which will which will refuel Like it are you gonna have kids Probably Probably one child

Yeah yeah Probably one child And I want the order to be better for that child So I try to do better You know You wanna do a little prank What's the prank? Let's kill his kid It's a crazy break

I want to work with Ashton Cutcher It's a joke It's a joke It's a prank It's a joke on my fucking kid is fucking, my kid's brains on a fucking ground. No, I wouldn't be that violent. Come on. Season, uh, we're bringing back.

We're, we're, we're refreshing, um, punked. Yeah, we're going to bring, we're going to bring Ash and Coucher back. It's going to be called Spunk and I'm going to cover people's faces. You just coming to them. That's great version of it. That's crazy, man. Spunk. He's been spunk.

It's literally no setup at all. You just walk up. Stock people and then immediately come in their face. Spirm on them. Yeah. Sperm on men's things. It's sperming on celebrities and then Tommy, he got spunk. He got spunk.

He got spooked. We're going to bring Ashton Kutcher back from the dead to host it. Yeah. We're going to bring Asher on. What do you guys do? What the, wait a bit. Did you just call me my fucking face hard? Hard?

Wait a minute. Am I unspunged? Wait a minute. No way. He's like gargling through. No, he's giggling. He's smiling.

He's smiling. If he comes out, Millicunis comes out. Gotcha. Gotcha. Stupid. Let's read some. Let's read some.

you. Let's read some questions. He's not dead. Stop seeing you. My dead husband. I want to insist that celebrity is dead so often that it becomes like people just intrinsically like adopt the fact that they believe it. Yeah.

Without looking it up. To put the celebrities like, I'm not dead. And it's like, yeah, you are. I can't wait for fucking Dr. Drew to pass, dude. It's going to be great. It's going to be our magnum opus, you know. Yeah.

It's been a while since we've said that though. Yeah. You've got to bring that back. Somebody like one of the names. One of the names is back. We used to talk. I used to break news on this show all the time about Dr. Drew Dine. Yeah, classic.

Who's definitely looking forward to the most? For the president. What do you mean? Other than yours, the president. The president. We already know. We've talked about it. I've already envisioned cookouts already.

Yeah. It's going to be a huge thing. But that's the only, that's honestly. I'm not going to be 90 people. And you know what it is? It isn't even necessarily, because everything's actually going to, the thing about it is that everything's actually going to get worse after that. Because like, now you're going to have, like, a. relatively competent evil people in there, as opposed to like this fucking delirious idiot.

So it is, that is going to be a bad time when he does die. It's just you can't rob me of that joy, really. Because what it, what it also is going to be is like a lot of people, a lot of the right people are going to be crying. Like, Ernest, like, really like bawled. Like, that's the thing that's, that I'm looking forward to more than anything. It's going to be insane seeing them like literally mourning him like a fucking deified figure. Yeah. Like, it'll be like the cult when the cult leader dies and they were all like whining and really sad about it.

That's what I'm most excited. it about. It's not even necessarily him dying that I care about. It's the effect that it's going to have on all the people that I think deserve so little. Yeah. Yeah. I'm having people going to be like, I can't believe you. You laugh at a president. I'm like, yes. Ha ha.

Bro, all the people you revere, all the people you revere hate this nigga openly now. They hated him before. Like Tucker Carlson's a perfect example. He's hated him for many, many years. Oh, yeah. It got exposed in the Dominion lawsuits, right? That he hates him and thinks he's a fucking demon. But now he can be public about it.

I hate, I still hate it. hate him because he's still acting like he didn't hate him before. That's so stupid. Yeah. Why wouldn't you act like you were just right? Exactly. The whole time. I've hated this thing.

For years, he sucked. And I had to like, I would make up a lie. Like he, he, um, I was going to be killed or threatened.

So I couldn't say it publicly. I would just lie about that. Yeah. Just, like, instead of being like, oh, I just realized he's a fucking piece of shit.

And I'm like, I hate all of them though. So many of these people that know better are doing that. shit. Yeah, they're jumping ship. They're jumping ship being like, oh, wait, now I'm like, okay, what about his first term? But you weren't paying attention to his war mongering, his fucking fucking his first term?

No, I wasn't, Derek. 2017, the fucking 2020, you weren't paying attention to all the fucking bullshit he was doing. No, Derek, he was funny then. Oh, he was funny. He was like, all silly Billy. He was doing little jams and little jans. Yeah, he was fucking, like, jumping and clicking his heels together and shit.

Yeah. He was like, he was earnestly funnier. It's a shame what happened. I mean, his, he was gone. Because he was like, oh, he's fucking gone now. He's like shitting himself in public. He's clearly dying.

It's crazy how he's literally shitting himself in public. And like people around him are like, yo, like they're looking at him like, I just shit my father. And then I just want all of those people that, because there's like a whole mega rap thing and all these people that are, oh my president. Yo, yo. I just want to be like, yo, rap about that. Yeah, rap about it. I love how he shits his pains. Yeah.

You go talk about he falls asleep at every fucking event. He's way more dementia riddled than Sleepy Joe ever was. That's actually crazy. He's actually falling asleep in public more often, like way more than Joe Biden did. Yeah. Just insane. Joe Biden slept way too much. Dude, we, we were making fun.

So hard. We all clowned him. And then. I remember I made a video like where I was like, I think I had like a tweet that kind of blew up where it was like you could just let auto correct finish. if you write I want to be president because and then just let auto correct finish it it sounds like a real Joe Biden quote

and just assembled a lot of it and did like I spray paint you were there you spray painted my hair for the impression or whatever because it was just so obvious the dude was gone yeah like this dude is a walking that's what bothers me so much

about like a cadaver it bothers me so much that the Democrats were like just like no everything's fine it's like why they tried to do that for Hillary Clinton when she had a she hit her head she had some like brain aneurysms

and shit. And then after that, even though after she quote unquote recovered, she was having strokes in public. And they were acting like it wasn't happening. I remember that. She had a straight up stroke on it happened at least twice. And I was like, yo, she had a stroke. She was fucking, people were making remixes where her head was, she was doing this. And I was like, bro, this is so crazy. They're almost trying to weaken and Bernie her. And then like, they were acting like it wasn't happening.

I'm like, I can't fucking believe they're doing this. And then they did it to Biden. They're doing it again. They're doing it again. They didn't learn, man. That's insane. I fucking fell for it, man. I can't go. I'm so mad at myself. I fucking fell for.

Let's just, let's vote for this fucking. Stank bitch. How about that? Stank bitch. Fucking stank bitch. Now, I was still in my old mode. I was still in my mode.

I was still in my mode where I'm like, bro. Like, I remember I lost a lot of subscribers. Not a lot. That's not fair. I lost a few hundred because, um, they were, I was like, I'm, are you fucking serious? This is, this is what we got.

Of course I'm not going to, I'm not going to support. I hate the truth. Oh, you're going to let her win. And I'm like, yeah, I don't care. I'm like, I don't think that's, I don't think, I didn't know what to think because I literally didn't care. Obviously, in hindsight, obviously I would prefer her. I would prefer the Warhawk that I know was probably going to kill less people. Right, yeah.

And now that, now that in hindsight. Less people, less, yeah, it would be less people, if you could even do it responsibly. Yeah. more responsibly somehow. Yeah. Although guys it would still be a problem. It would still be a problem. But like,

just not great. To the problem it is because Trump is the only president that is just straight up gave in a net Yahoo. Yeah. You know, so like that's the thing. And then also clap back and then also undone the clap back and then also undone the clap back. Is it such a schizophrenic?

It's so clearly the dumbest shit ever. Like whatever. Yeah. Whatever's happened right now. That's fucking stupid. He got his fist of the asses of so many politicians. It's really bad. It's not good.

really bad and most of Europe he just can't go because they will arrest him instantly. They will put him in jail instantly. They'll be like, you can't be here. Yeah, it's pretty crazy that. Yeah. You can't be here. Eric George Bush was like that. It's like infinitely worse for Trump.

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Right? We know. Meteor. What are you doing? Just cast meteor on a planet. Cast a media, like a spell? Yeah, and just lay down off right to hit you. Just lay down and wait for it.

Ooh, I like that. Sunbathing for a meteor. There was a gun and destroy humans too that would like plop down a little red thing and then like giant fucking meteors would come down and hit the spot and it was so cool. I never think I'd like, damn, if I had this gun. Yeah, man. I would never use it because I'd be too scared. Yeah, I feel like that's irreparable damage to a planet.

Yeah, it's funny. that like the map was like the buildings would be fucked but like the map was fine yeah this is like this would really be an extinction level of it this is like 14 uh this is like 14 empire state buildings falling down onto a city this would a lot knock a lot of dust up into the air this would be a crater by the yeah it's why i think like a modern version of that game would be sick if they can actually like deliver on that like actual terraform shit like oh i would love that game anyway start tank's most broken trans girl road in he says hey snark raiders an extra ammo Heman and Israel

His titles are insane You guys You guys Heeman and Israel? I'm gonna go see Heeman tonight Oh you are? All right Yeah apparently it's very good All my friends saw I saw like Nacho was lit

Oh It seems like it could be Like I don't see like The bar for Heeman is so low That like It really does just have to be fun The problem is he's not even a He man era Dude

I think before him That's my sister's era of shit I'm gonna be old as fuck I watch your sister too probably Exactly too Like that era of like When they're like in their 40s She was like oh it was awesome

And I was like you remember I'm just like I loved He Man and fucking Thundercats That was my shit and I'm like Thundercats is a little bit better Thundercats is a little bit It's not as popular obviously I thought it was a better show I think Heeman is fucking terrible dude

I think he man's really really cool But I think the problem is that The old cartoon is silliest I think every iteration I just don't I don't The only thing I like of it is just The comics are sick The comics are sick

I don't like I just I've I tried I've tried. You don't like the comics at all? I've tried to get into every iteration. That's, I love it. I just, I think it's stupid. I think it's really dumb.

I've seen enough clips of it that are like, it looks funny. Yeah, I can probably enjoy it. For more, I'm at, yeah, I can enjoy it for what it is. I just, I can't get into the fandom at all. It just does nothing for me. I'm, I'm absolutely a nerd, so I think all that shit is cool. Yeah. Like, that was the kind of, you know, He-Man was created because the, um, Hasbro didn't,

um, didn't want to have Star Wars toys. Lucas was like, oh, we want to say the toy rights. And they were like, no, we don't want it. And he was like, are you sure? They were like, yeah. And then Star Wars toys probably have like top five highest sales of all time. And they were like, they're oops. So the people that made Barbie.

What a fuck up. The people that made Barbie. The people that made the He Man stuff. And they're all interchange about it. Mattel. And all of them have the same bill. That is funny. There's so many, was I having a conversation with you about that?

Or like, we were talking about like the biggest fumbles. Yeah. Where like it's just like, damn, like how Sony fumbled demon souls because they just didn't get it. and like uh crazy they'd buy that i think ex-bye i mean it makes it like back in the day it's like that shit was like just tedious and hard like no like everybody was like nobody wants to like this is fucking annoying it was definitely very niche especially before like dark souls two came out you could have never predicted if you played demon souls back then you could have never predicted that elden ring would be huge like i don't think like to the degree that it was

it would have been it would have been niche in my brains like it was just for a particular because i didn't play i didn't play demon souls initially i played at a vast majority of people i played demon souls when it came like early when it came out like at a friend's house and i hate it. I was like this fucking blows. But it also just ran poorly. Because I could tell you this, it's just the Zelda combat effectively.

Yeah. And I was like, this is like, hmm, this could be interesting. I don't know. But it was, it's like that and I think Xbox passed on Spider-Man. Are you serious? Yeah, because they owned Insomnia or they didn't own Insomniac. Insomniac wasn't a part of Sony yet. They had built, they had done

Ratchet and Clank and stuff like that. But then they did, they went to Xbox with Sunset Overdrive. And then I think before that or after that they did like fuse or something, some weird game that just didn't go anywhere. And I think they pitched it to Microsoft, they pitched a Spider-Man game and they were like, no. And then they

pitched it to Sony and then they said yes, and then they bought them. How would you say no to that? It makes no sense. There's a couple reasons. No to Spider-Man is so great. In modern time? Right. Well, so here's, for Xbox, in particular, it doesn't make any sense. I actually think Sony has more of a reason to say no, although I guess they own the film right, so there's maybe some cohesion there. The issue

is Spider-Man is a massively expensive license. So you'll make a lot of money, but a lot of that money is going to go to Marvel. And so, like, you're kind of making probably, like, 50% of what you're actually making, or maybe even less because so much of the money goes to the licensee. So you're doing well, and you're making a lot of money on paper, but, like, you're not really seeing... It's really, like, it's a weird conundrum where, like, you've made a shit ton of money and you see very...

You see, like, a fraction of it yourself. And it's also expensive as fuck to make. I think, like, Spider-Man, the new Spider-Man is probably, like, $400 million. It's a make? Yeah. easily because the last one was like over 200 and that was um i think the first game was like maybe a hundred or something like that i don't remember the early ones but there's a reason why like but microsoft because they just need to like they just needed stuff for their machine and their

microsoft they're like a billion billion billion billion billion dollar company i don't see why they wouldn't be like yeah we'll pay the licensing marvel i think though back then when they were pitching spider man spider man was in a rough spot because you just had the andrew garfield movies that just weren't very good. And you had like friend of foe or like you had like a shattered dimension and they're good games. They're fine but they're not like they're not what Spider-Man is or was. So I could see them being like, Spider-Man's kind of not. It's insane to think that by the way.

Anybody who likes Spider-Man would understand that that character is going to be here forever and is always going to be doing well at some point. Right. So it was dumb of them not to know that. But I could see at the time then looking at Amazing Spider-Man and they're like shit in the bad and they're like, they're thinking of canceling the fourth movie. Like, we're not going to... I don't know, man. We're not going to spend $100 million on it.

Turning down, turning down Star Wars to me feels like an insane thing. Yeah, they fucked up. Turning down someone that looks like Darth Vader's crazy. I feel like Darth Vader's design is like, objectively, this is the coolest design of a character. I think, I think, uh... My brain, he's like a Nazi samurai.

Like, that's like cool. That just looks cool. Like, I'm like, oh, he looks awesome. I think, uh, are there more of him? Do you think, like, since Star Wars was not marketed towards children is probably they were like I don't see like that because like when Star Wars verse came out it wasn't like a fucking a young kids thing was it not I feel like I've heard deep both conflicting where it is and it wasn't I don't know what just I think older people brought their kids

afterwards I think it was mostly like say if you look at what it is just look at it like it's not there's nothing in there that it's just it's kind of like there was so many sci-fies back in the day like Battlestar Galactica that's not that's not advertised for kids I guess. That was not like, it's, and you think about the, it's, even a lot of people mistake risk for now is pro wrestling. When a lot of people who don't watch pro wrestling and they're like, what the fuck? That's just for like kids or something. I still hear that all the time.

It's majorly for adults because it first started off with carnival shit. And then it just morphed into this stuff. And that is an older person's thing. And old people have fucking money. And they're the one spending and going to these things. That first Star Wars doesn't read to me like a kid's movie. Not at all. I don't think the first trilogy does really, except for the Ewox part.

Of course. That's what they started leaning into it The prequels are for kids Of course Technically but then it's also like Heavy geopolitics in it too at the same time And it's like That's George Lucas being stubborn

I think Yeah yeah yeah yeah Like it's not just for kids It's actually like serious political Yeah but put charge on the Game of Thrones It's not though It's not It really is

There's no part of Star Wars That has ever been like remotely Like as captivatingly political As anything else that's like built To be captivatingly political It's like this is not I think Oh the trade for you can't just be like

like, oh, the Trade Federation be like, trade, adult word. No. Like, I guess it's like, nobody gives a shit. I think the entirety of the story of like Darth City is like the other than like the fourth stuff is super, it's literally like it's. Casey, you just said the story of Darth Sidious.

I understand what you just said. Yeah. Citius. Political story of Darth Sidious. It's there. I think the, the depth of the story of, uh, Mr. Dean is really.

Chris, it's there. It's there. It's, it's politics. It's fucking religion and shit. It's Trump, like it's all there. But it's not really any of those things.

But it really is. No, because it's like it's their own fictionalized, like, it's not a commentary on anything. It's like it's fake. But it literally is, Chris. To say it's not a commentary, it's crazy. You don't gather that from it. And that's fair because there's Jar Jar Binks there, you know? Like, I agree.

But it's, it's all very, very there. Who is Jarjar? Jarjar's a senator. Is he really? He is the senator of Naboo. Are you kidding? Yeah, he's the Gungin senator. He's the reason.

He's a senator? He's the reason why... He's the Bernie Sanders of Nabu. He is. He actually is. But he's the reason why Darth Sidius takes power in the first place. He gives him emergency power. It's his fault.

Like, dead ass, the finals draws him. It's fucking crazy. You watch the videos of him being secretly a Sith lord. I've heard of... It has a little more weight than it should. I can't look into it because I just don't know the source of here. I still have not seen any of the... It's explained really well if for a person that's not...

Like, I've never been a huge... Prequel... guy. The video that I watched, however many years ago, it was like, if George Lucas didn't say no, I would have been like, oh man, this guy actually did. It's that compelling. It works so well, but George Lucas is a humble man. And he was like, no, because he had the opportunity like the Wokowski's that were like, when they're like, oh, the Trans Aliguan, they're like, yeah, it was supposed to be that. And I'm like, no, it wasn't. I know. If, fuck it was. People were saying it was Jesus

Allegory before and y'all didn't say nothing. Like they're fucking bullshitting. But George is like he has enough integrity where he's like because if I were George I would be like yeah of course of George George Lord the whole time. I totally would have bullshit. I would have said yes to every single

thing that anybody told me. A lot of shit adds up in a weird place where it's like I don't know man like I think I think that the series I understand why it gets made fun of the way it does because it's a lot of ridiculous shit and it's gone on too long and there's Like, the quality variance. Well, we don't understand because Senator,

Senator Boo Boo was, was a really high-ranking officer. Like, Padamee's story entirely is so fucking, it's literally like a good politician. Right. Being fucking, what's called? Being constantly gerrymanded and prevented from doing good stuff

because of the way the system works is the right way to do it. And it's like, no. Wasn't Padme like $100? $100? Isn't she like 100 years old when she like fucked Anakin or something? Or she only costs $100? $100?

What only cost $100 for Padme? Yeah. There's $100. That's a pretty good trade. She's five years old than he is. It's pretty crazy. But they fucking, he was,

I only know that because of that weird Al song. But he's, oh yeah, he's 19 and she's 24. When they, when they first met? Groomed. No,

when they first met, no, he was, he was a child. He was 11, she was 16. I know. I know. He was actually groomed technically.

He was not, he was groomed by Sidius actually. Just crazy. What? You think, you think Cassius took a crack at him? Do you think Cassius? Cinas is a pedophile?

I He's so evil I feel like the thing Right is the thing right Is it the thing I was looking up for narrative stuff When I were looking at this up No it's a it's a narrative choice right

It's the idea of this right When someone says you've never seen a character Do something fucked up So they would not do it But you've only seen the character Do extremely fucked up things For you to believe that they would do This also other fucked up thing

It's like why is that such a stretch Right And that's the thing Like I don't think Sidius did it Because he was around the Jedi and he didn't want to give anything up because I'm pretty sure in the crazy throws of sex he might have used the force on his child

So I think he wouldn't do it But I don't, but like Sidious being Above raping somebody is like not Do people even have sex in Star Wars or is it just like a force baby? I mean, Anakin had made Luke You haven't how? It feels. Are you sure?

It doesn't feel like there's any sex like actual penetration. Yeah, it feels like nobody is even remotely sexual with each other at all. That's because of the fact that it skirts the line between the stupid being kiddish. Like I think Anne, The only relationship we see is really is Anakin and Padamay. And then we see Leia and Han.

All right. Well, I'm going to go continue reading this question because we never actually read the rest of it. I'm going to see what the, the Google AIs and the sites to see if they think that she palpitines as a pedophile. Or does he have the potential to be a pedophile? We started reading this question like 20 minutes ago. Oh, wow. He met in extra ammo, he man in Israel. Oh, right.

You guys talked about freaks getting. their jobs to engage in their fetishes. Didn't he? Oh, like, um, like, like, uh, foot doctors. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Right. Being in defeat, so they seek that out. Yeah.

Uh, so I feel compelled to tell you guys about a doctor that is currently being sued for unneeded surgeries because he had an amputation kink. Whoa. Apparently, he's done over a dozen amputations that are now in question. P.S. was off the Patreon for a while because I was recently turned into one of those, um, I was recently turned into one of those videos. Kingston watches before he goes to sleep. I was hit by a car. Damn. Oh, Jesus.

Crazy. I'll be all right. Yeah, I hope you're... I mean, I presumably you're fine. Yeah. The only thing I remember from it was being hit and then lying down on the ground with Kingston laughing like a fucking maniac at my headphones. What's funny about that is that's like a true to life probably. That is wild.

That is so funny. That is insane. I don't like that. I don't like that. Well, you would have done it in person too. So she got like a really authentic. Not in person. Yeah. She got a really authentic experience. In person, I'd be like, oh no. And I try to help.

That's actually crazy, though. That's crazy. I summoned it. That's nuts. Like the idea of a dude having an amputation kick is crazy. What's up with like you? This motherfucker went to school for so long to be a surgeon. And then you're like, yeah, finally.

It's the biggest payoff. You fucking, you work for it. It makes the orgasm that much stronger. I guess it does. A nice death. He's been edging. Yeah. You know what that reminds me of a hostel?

You ever see that whole? horror movie? I remember seeing the first one is my first girlfriend was really into that movie. Yeah. I saw one time it was pretty stupid but like there's a part at the end where a glaring red fry, Chris. I didn't watch it. It is a one. I also didn't watch it. It is a red flag. So I didn't know anything about it. That is a bad. That's a well I didn't know. I didn't watch the movie. She just said I really like

hot so I was like I don't know what that movie. It is weird to be like really in the hot. Also 13. But like, hold on. But there was a scene where this guy was about to like torture some some chick in the chair or whatever and he was essentially like just nutting just before he even got to it like he was so euphoric and like I can't wait and I'm like that's crazy this is that scenario this motherfucker went to medical school and then he was like I learned all these skills and now I'm going to go to this thing and torture people it's going to make my torture like now I can properly do it so it was kind of like it was gross that seems really nasty. to me because I'm just like, ew, this guy's like, he's dripping. He's essentially dripping before he and then he thinks killed or something, but yeah, that will be, that would be sucked, but like, it's, it's, it was, I, I think it probably

made people not want to travel. Dude, the second one has been crazy. The second one's so funny. I honestly didn't even know there's like, I don't know. I don't know that was the second one. Yeah, it made me not want to travel Europe. I was like, I'm not doing this. It's in, it's in Europe again?

Uh, yeah, but it's the guy, the guy that makes it. You know, at the end of the movie, the guy that makes it and he makes it out, they fucking find out. doubt about him making it out and they kill him they hunt him they hunt him really fucked up yeah he died the way he dies is really sad that is so funny it's really fucking sad did they did they um and then the the chick that jumped in front of a train she resurrects herself no she evans the guy no he's the guy that saved her no he's just dead that sucks I was oh that's lame uh yeah I watched it in the green inferno do you see that one oh is that the one

with the cannibals is the cannibals like they're like they're like on a they crash land on like an isolated like it looks like the Amazon or something I think I saw it movie a long time ago Is it really dark? Is that film really really dark? No most part no there's a lot of light in it I remember they're being fire or something like that

Probably we're gonna read another one Yeah I died. Are you guys done? Yeah I'm done. Yeah I'm done. Green inferno It was funny. Jack Nicholson Parentheses fat and retarded wrote in Oh okay says hey Chris Derek and guy who explains things like a D student trying to reach the minimum word count on an essay.

Hey man, you've got it. That's cool. You got to do that sometimes. Sometimes you've got to fill the space. Yeah. What's a neat random piece of merch or paraphernalia you've collected over the years? In 2013, I won a wheel slash tire used on Xbox 1's sponsored race car from a 25 words or less I literally wrote. Like cars.

I like cars on Xbox. And last year, I won a signed test press vinyl for my favorite bands, most recently Album Bodies by Thornhill. I wonder if I have anything like that. The weirdest thing I have, it's not really mine. It's my aunts who passed away. And I guess a lot of her nerd shit is just kind of mine by default. But I think I texted you guys a picture of this.

She had like this, like, statue of Sonia. Oh, right. For Mortal Kombat. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like, she, I've never played Mortal Kombat with this woman in my life. I do not know what the fuck. I played video games with her, but I had no idea what the, like, it's a strange. because I think I looked it up afterwards

and I was like I don't even know where this is from Or like why or like It was like a promotional thing or what It's a very weird thing I also do have like the old Hercules Blue Goblets from the movie Oh You know those things I can't remember

I can't remember what Those from McDonald's I think or maybe Maybe it was definitely from like McDonald's or Burger King or something But they had like like a like a And a yellow writing on it Maybe I don't know They're at home right now But like

I remember really loving that I'm sure that thing is toxic as fuck to drink out of. Probably, it is probably like littered with like lead or fucking, I don't know, strontium. Definitely try it. I think I might. Definitely try it. One drink won't. One drink won't.

Yeah, it'll be all right. Drink it in the emergency room. Stand in front of the lobby of the emergency room. Drink it. Get me ready. Oh. Oh, he's down. Just immediately sees.

Pretty good. I don't, I don't have anything like that. I don't have much like cool shit like that. Really? You have like weird. memorabilia that you've stumbled it's back in New York man Well I mean like

Have you ever? Yeah anything from there in New York I didn't have Both things I mentioned I don't have Yeah I don't know I have a A replica or I think it might even

Been used on the show Because my mom gave me My mom's trying to get rid of so much shit That she's collected over the years And she's a massive Xena fan Zena warrior princess Princess I have fucking the shock

The chakrum I have the shock room dude And it can, like, go apart. And, like, it has, like, some auction tag on it and stuff. And I'm like, how much you spend on this shit, dude? She was like, don't worry about it. And so, and then some sword from there, too. Like, but she has other stuff, too, that she's not.

So she has a mama nerd. Yeah. She's, uh, she was, um, in a sci-fi and fantasy big time. Oh, is that where you got it from pretty much? Um, actually, no. That's the thing that's weird. She didn't really share that stuff. Like, okay, she was very open about her scene.

I hate my son. I don't want him to take this for me. Knowing he liked this shit will make it worse, and I can't afford to lose another thing to him. You know, what was more important was for her to indoctrinate me with sports than the nerd shit, which annoyed me.

Because, like, the, I was more of, I got into that stuff a little bit more because of my brother and then on my own, because my brother would watch a bunch of, like, sci-fis all the time. But she would never, I didn't know one time when she moved to Arizona,

I went and she was just watching on Hulu Battlestar Galactica, the OG. I was like, what the fuck? You watch this shit? She was like, yeah. I loved it. Like fucking Starbug and shit. And I'm like, Mom, I love this show too.

You've literally never fucking, I've never seen you watch any of that stuff. Whatever. She had, she mostly had some fantasy stuff. Like she had to Hercules and Zena and a lot of other dumb shit like that. And then the thing that pissed me off, I bought her the reboot. The 2000s reboot of Best Dark Galactica, like this whole set that I would love to have myself. And I bought it for her. And she never fucking watched it.

And I, because I told her, I was like, Mom, this show fucking rules. Like, if you like the first one, you're going to like this way better. You don't like this way more. because they turned Starbucks into a chick and my mom's all female empowerment and shit. She never fucking watched it, dude. She literally, she got, she saw you touch that she went. Not my Starbucks.

She got a tent of dough. She got a fucking, she got a fucking, she was like, nah, she would, pick it up. Toss in the trash. It's such an insane. I love that sounds. It's so good.

Two forks to pick it up without her hands. And it dropped in the trash. fucking It's like Horst the trash Lights the trash It's like Those like those like

Those tongs When he's like In the intro Yeah He's picking up the green Yeah He has the little Platonium or whatever it is

He's like I don't want this throws it away That's crazy Yeah Bloodsar Yeah she's a fucking nerd Bloodzar

He said Hey Gay Gay and Jacks off in public It's very cool With the trailer For the new God of War game And Wolverine

Coming out It has a lot of people talking Mostly using slurs However I'm mostly, I'm curious about your takes. Do you think modern mocap is an overall positive or negative

in the games industry? It helps with game development, but it seems to be more of a crutch nowadays and as well as just scanning the same few people and celebrities in and not changing much. Not to mention how some companies just have way ugly, realistic player models than others do to their own game engines

and other factors. Love to hear your dumb takes. Stay out of legal trouble. Yeah, I mean, I've been talking about this for a while where it's just like, I've played so many games where like it's, I think, see the motion capture suit on the character. Like, it's almost like I can see it.

A lot of characters do this when they're talking and it bothers the chat of me. They do like, and they'll cycle. They'll cycle in and out of that. Yeah. And I can see it immediately. I'm just like, you've just got a guy to do that. I'm unfortunately like, I talk like that. And so if I was in a mocap soup, I would have to be very self-conscious and aware that I do that and not do it.

No, but you know how you, but you wouldn't, it's like an industry standard way to do it that I've seen over and over again. where like I think they've got the motion captured the same guy doing it and they just have like a bank of like I swear to God like it and it's it is kind of annoying where it's just like I do I don't know like the best mocap I've seen personally for me is from where uh what is it's a definite macraff five oh I don't remember because the way they talk to even though it's fucking ridiculous shit they're like the way they're moving around and while they're talking isn't like stiff yeah they're kind of just like flowing moving around like Dante he like he walks around he like fucking he does he does like little mannerisms that makes it feel like oh this is a person I suppose this is a guy with a suit on yeah the thing that possibly is just like I feel like people overact just to seem like they're getting more data or so like there's more for the animator to do or there's more I don't know it's almost like you don't want to act normal because you're in a suit because you feel like a lot of micro movements are being processed and so you want to give them more micro movements and so people end up doing more than they

otherwise would like I talk like that I talk with my hands a lot. But like, I'm telling just the way that they do it in a lot of games, just like it looks like food fight, that Charlie Sheen movie We're like, do you remember that movie? Charlie Sheen and Christopher Lloyd was like a food, it was like a really expensive, Cameron Diaz, I think is in it. It's like a really old

like motion capture 3D animated movie. It's like Toy Story Not in quality. But it's like Toy Story, the premise is like if Toy Story was brands at a supermarket. So it's, it's like,

It's like almost like, what's that movie? The sausage party? Yeah. It's almost like that, but it's not the products themselves. It's like the brands. So like Mr. Clean would show up or like fucking, I don't know, this is Butter's Worth or whatever. Yeah. And it fucking sucks.

It just sucks. But every character is like, Wayne Brady's in it. He plays a chocolate squirrel that shits. It sucks. It's just a terrible film. But like it's got some of the worst motion capture I've ever seen because everybody's like overacting and they're doing. they're moving constantly. And that's how a lot of video games feel to me.

Yeah, I get that. I can't, I don't, like, there has been some games that, like, they do it well. I don't know if they stick out to me enough for me to name them. But, like, I think Resident Evil does a decent job, mainly because they use motion capture as a baseline and then they animate crazy shit on top of it generally. Like, some of the shit that Leon was doing is, like, that's how motion captured. Like, it is mostly, but, like, you can tell they tune it. But that's what it's for. It's for giving you a baseline, and then you stylize it.

It's like, oh, I know, like, his arm would move this way. it looks better for the camera for it to move this way. And then you tweak it. It's what the art is. But a lot of games do just kind of like, oh, all right, we scanned him. That's it. Yeah, they kind of work around it.

Yeah, I totally understand what you're saying. Anyway. Yeah, I was like mocap jango. It was really cool. What do you mean? Django, the video? The movie. The movie.

Not a movie. It was mochape. Yeah, a horse. All right. Very cool. Let's see. You guys didn't see it. Question.

Are you going to read again? Are we copy pasting the names? Should we? I don't... Whatever you want to do. I would copy paste that. It's going to be the same names. Literally,

so this is going to be a rare instance, okay? We're going to... All right. So, this is going up first. But see, we can get in a few more questions because of that. We get like two more questions because of this. That is true. Okay, so we're going to make a bit of a sacrifice here.

We're going to get more questions in. What sacrifice? We're going to get more questions in than we normally would. We're going to copy... We just recorded another episode. This one's going out to you guys first. first because it's more topical. Yeah.

We're just going to put those, the name reads in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, there's going to be no difference. It'll be a waste of everybody's time. So we're just going to do it. We're going to do it that way. We won't do it again, generally. Yeah.

I'm sure there's going to be another time where we do something like this. But bear in mind, change your name if you haven't already. Because now would be the time. It'll be a while. It's going to be a minute. Let's see. Let's try and get a good one. We got some, God, there's so many long.

long ones, man. Hey, I'm homosexual. Hey, I'm always, that's just a question. I'm literally homosexual. I'm literally, I'm literally, I'm literally, what was that? Gay Beal cheese. Dude, shout out to homeless fan, man. He's putting in work, man. He's putting in work for no money. So, like, for no money. We really appreciate it.

Don't even mention that. People are, people are. Actually, never mind, never mind, actually. Forget we said that. I literally like men physically. All right, let's see. I love saying that you like men. You're physically attracted to men. You like men's

sexual. don't you? Can't believe you like men. I can't fucking... Ew. Get out of here. Get out of here. Shoot.

Scoot. Na-pom him quick. Oh, here's a good one. Sons of Anarchy is white trash Sopranos. It is. Road in each other. Yeah. Not enough comedy in Sons of Anarchy, though.

There is, but not enough. Yeah, it's not as much. It's just really lined in racism in the way I don't like sometimes. I like that show a lot, actually. I really liked it. I don't like motorcycles enough. I don't, but that's the great thing about it. When he died, it really made me upset.

Boo-boo? Yeah, boo. The senator from Star Wars? No, the place is called Nabu. Huh? It's called Nabu. I'm not saying it isn't. I'm saying there's Senator Boo-boo from Naboo.

There's no. There's no Senator called Boo-Boo. There's someone literally, but actually, there's Senator Boo-boo right here, and I'm like, oh, my God. Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo. Where are you? Where are you? You got some gun. Got some gungans to kill now.

Do you? You can kill a gungan? I don't know what a gungan is, to be honest with you. I just know that. Oh, is that what a jar jar is? How tall is a jar jar? They look pretty tall. A jar jar is they're quite tall.

That's not a fucking answer. What about a like a gungon? Anakin was six foot two and a gungan was way bigger than him. What? How tall is jar jar jar? I thought he was like small. No, jar jar. She's pretty lengthy.

Jarger's like maybe like seven feet tall. What the fuck? Do you think you could take on one of those space arabs from the OGs? I think, you know, it's crazy. I think a gun gun gun can probably outfight an elite, like, physically. Like, they're, like, at that same, like, physical stature. That's stupid. Not skill-wise, like, stature.

Look, skill-wise, no, there's no way. There's how tall elites are when they stand straight up is insane. Yeah, they're like, almost like nine, ten feet tall. Dar-Jar can take them on. Well, Dar-Jar-Jar would probably kill the grave mind. So it doesn't matter, but, like, if it's crazy, Dar-Jard's... I think I could kill a gun-in if it's seven feet tall. and an alien.

Yeah, I think it would kick you. I think an alien kind of like that's already like I think I might have a shot against E.T. I don't think you did. Do you think, I think you could kill E.T.,

but I don't think you would kill him. I think that's the thing. I would be. I would easily go in. What's the guy's name? You can hammer him to death. Yeah, but he could also throw you across the room. Hey, what's the guy's name that.

I guess his name. Is he telekinetic? He's allopathic. Oh, that's like the whole conceded of the movie, isn't it? Yeah. He can put, he can do what he could be like the Billy a fucking meme where he makes you

sitting out on a practice he's like he stopped and he's like eh and then he spins you and then he spins you on he spins you and then he

touched you in the temple and you I mean oh you're violent he'll retire you're violent you're your attack dog

now you're you're a you're a 2002 depiction of somebody with mental problems. Let's go. That's how bad. That's how bad he gets you. After he makes you get sodomized by a cactus,

he turns you into his retarded. I love that. That's E3 right there. E3. There should have been an E2 and an E3. E2, E3. Yeah. There was supposed to be E.T sequel.

Yeah, I think it was a straight to DVD, I think, but it didn't happen or something. It was a script. It was a script for it. Oh, it was a script, right. That is way insane. I can't believe they even have the idea. It was supposed to be not a kid's movie at all.

Anyway. I was like, what the fuck were you thinking? Sons of Energy is why trashed soprano's running. He says, Guys, what's that one toy you lost from your childhood that would make you come confetti if you found it today? For me,

it was a Yu-Gi-o dual deck. It survived dozens of school trips and sidewalk matches, but not my parents divorce and move-outs. Oh, man. Okay, way to make it about you. There's too many, man. My grandma threw away a lot of my old Yu-Gi-Gi-Carts. It's too many to name.

I have too many toys. I'm sure there's so many toys. Like I had, you know what I did have that I thought was so cool? I had like a Dr. Octopus, like tentacle, like claw grabber. And it functioned exactly like it, like, it was like full range. And you could do all sorts of it. And I was like obsessed with it. It was so cool because you could pick anything up because it was fun.

And I don't know where the fuck that went. I had some action. I had Dexter's lab action figures actually, which is very weird. But like I had like a robot. Like he, like there was, there were episodes of that show where he would get into like a megazort or something? Yeah, a little Mexican. I had that robot toy. That's badass. What if I could find there couldn't have been many. Yeah, you can find it. So it's not a toy, but it's it was, I guess technically, it's one of the McFarland figures. But it was in Spider-Ba-Roeuvre 300,

where he had the black, the freaking, what you call it, the black suit on when he was like in that ridiculous pose shooting the webs and I had one of those like little set pieces. And when I moved from the Bronx substated, it broke. Oh, shit. And I remember that, and I remember my uncle gave to me, he was like, this is worth a lot here and he gave it to me. I'm sure it was worth. thousands of dollars probably when he gave it to me oh so it was like that's probably worth

yeah it was a real it was like oh it was like real okay and proud it immediately Dexter's laboratory super bot Is it worth the price to buy it again Guess how much it is 200? 200 bones 200 bones what do you say

45? 45 What do we got? It's fucking $230 That was joking My stupid ass fucking rip this packaging open and play with it from maybe three minutes.

Fuck. $230. One of my favorite thing about this too is that like the teeth, I remember this specifically his teeth weren't white because they forgot to paint him.

They forgot to paint the so there's just the color of his skin. But, yeah, just weird shit like that. I wonder. Like that kind of stuff. Like I don't know, man.

Like I don't, I'm not someone that goes that's rare. I try to be like, oh, kid stuff now is so, but it's like they don't have the things they have to play with

artists not whimsical like that. They're not just like, just fun. It's like, oh, play and have fun. and play stuff. I don't know. Do we have the best shit, dude? Like, I don't think kids use their imaginations anymore.

Is they going to see anything now? Well, they don't need to, yeah. That shit makes me so sad. They don't have to, like, fucking, like, put it together, like, put their toys down and have, like, a fucking whole, go-out, all-out bash about things. Everything's assisted. You don't, yeah, you don't need to. It's like, hyper-detail.

It felt like having, like, I'm showing the doctor-darker was toy arm. But, like, it was like having a prop from the movie. And I remember I painted it. I paid the gold onto it. That looks distinctively do-do-oish when I get it. Well, I mean, relax. I heard him. I mean, I guess it could have.

I heard him. It could have been if you're a freak. Yeah. You know? It was cool. It's time to open a clamp. Ugh. You can't feel this to me.

Oh, my God. I want to, you guys, have you thought about, like, recovering some of your toys? Like, actually getting it. I can't justify it.

Once I start, it's too much, man. I don't have space for it. And it's just money. Just one shelf you can do it. You guys have seen my house where. You see my fucking comic book case with all the elephants? Yeah.

That's the only thing I have that's like that. One, just just remove the, like, just get a smaller TV. You don't need 87 inches on your, on your refrigerator. Stop. And then you just, a little bit can be dedicated to a shop. I would, I would love to do it. I would love to do it. I would love to, like, get like a bunch of the old stuff I had when I was younger.

The problem is I don't have the space. Also, I'm a nerds. Everything I like back then is probably way too expensive now. That's the biggest problem, of course. And it's just like, I don't know. And then Lily would just lose her mind. I'm considering it. The moment my house becomes more than 15% me,

she would fucking lose her mind. It's like, it's too much of your stuff. And I'm like, but it's just like three things. This is what you should do, Kingston. You should do this. I'm thinking about putting like a little, having a different safe account or something like a like a savings account

where it'll, they have the thing where it takes any odd change. So like, and then it'll just like transfer to that savings account. We have that already. us and I was like I want to do that for myself and then I don't but I don't want to see the balance and eventually

that balance is going to be for me to re-buy some of my fucking toys that might be a good idea man because like there's to me the biggest things are the Capcom toys they had a huge line of like they had X-Men for Street Fighter toys I've missed cream I'm missing all of them dude they looked amazing I still have some of them I still have a rogue um I have a Claire Redfield

I have but I'm missing like all of the other, I'm missing all my reviews by Kins, my Bisons, I'm missing I had Chris Redfield at Leon. I'm missing all of that shit and I know I've never, I don't look them up because I know the price is going to piss me off. I know they're going to piss me off, man. I would love to do that I'd love to buy all the cool toys that had

fucking buy the PET from the Battle Network games. I'd buy like fucking. I miss my Bayblades. Bayblades were so fun. It was crazy that if you had your Bayblades, and I'd be worth a lot of fucking money. I know. Because the baby came back with a fucking vengeance, man.

It's so fucking annoying. I don't think I kept them. I think I at a certain point I was like, these were just spinning tops. I remember the lightning pink one that I got and I didn't want that one, but I got a lightning pink one. And I was like, awesome. I remember the cheap fucking stadiums that they would give you. And it was just like this stupid plastic. The, um, I would say the only one that I wish I had that I actively wish I had was like I had a Spider-Man.

I think it was a Spider-Man 2 line from the movie where there were magnets. in his hands and feet. And he was like mega poseable. So you can have him posing in any way on any metal service. Like it was just so cool. Um, because you could stick him to like desks and you could, you could have them upside down on like certain metal parts and especially back

when metal was when real metal was more common in like household things now that everything's cheap fucking fake wood and shit. Right. Um, it was pretty cool. But I would have him on the fridge always like, that's like person ready. It was like I loved,

I loved, what a cool idea. I really wanted. But that's the only one that I could think of that I would maybe buying a. Dude, that's so sick. Many of them. My Ronan Warriors, that anime,

I'll buy all those again. I've talked about the show before. They were stupid toys. But all those, man, there's so, there's just two, there's, eventually I will do it. And then everything's going to end up in like a toy chest or whatever. And, you know,

because you say you don't have space. If you have a kid, just give it to your kid, man. They'll destroy it. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I understand. For me, I'm of this world.

Like, I have like a lot of worth of comics. right. I understand and a kid would destroy it. At a certain age, I'm like, hey, just read them and have fun. Like, there's no point of them to stay in here collecting dust. It's an art form. Enjoy them. They're actually accruing value. It's a very plenty of reasons.

This is why I won't buy my toys again. It's because ultimately, like, I'm just, I'm going to play with them for like a day, maybe. If that. And then I'm going to realize that I just wasted money. I'll play with them for like a week and a half, right? I just having them on...

Like I have like my... So like my PC, my desk, it has a shelf on top. And then so I have like all of my toys on display right there. Well, at least the ones that can fit because I still have a bunch of them that are just in storage. But that's all I want to do.

I just want them to be... I just want them to be chilling. Yeah. And then my mom... Yeah, fuck, dude. Your mom shows up to your house now. Like, Derek, what is this doing here? You're like, Mom, stop.

Please stop. He's picking them off and things. Rough. She's diving. She's diving. Just with them. Mom, please stop. Please stop.

Would you cry? I would be so confused. Why I would be so confused? Because she actually, last time I visited her, she gave me toys. She gave me clown from Spawn. She gave me a statue of Angel Spawn. Dude, I didn't know how much you paid for that shit. But I was just like, all right, cool.

And then she comes back and just starts destroying everything. The ruin it, dude. Clearing everything down. What are you doing? Lily-Lish brother has. She comes in there with like wet gloves covered in like bacon fat. And she was like, I just took a break from cooking. I just wanted to get rid of all your toys.

She grabs Armeca and like pulls her for somebody she pulls her. She pulls her. She pulls all of the shape off her body. So it's just a flat kind of like a flat piece of plastic. It looks like a stunt dummy. And you're like, what did you do, mom? You're killing me. So much money.

Like you just, you like a couple thousand, probably collectively a couple thousand. You just you just greased them all up and smashed everything. Why? I would be so upset. I would just, I would just simply go under my desk and go to sleep. Yeah. You know what I do?

I need some, listen, somebody, I think I might raise some money because I do, there was a Tony Soprano action figure in Franken's son. We're going this weekend if you want to go. Oh, you're going this weekend? Yeah, we're going Friday or Saturday.

Saturday or Sunday we're going. Let me know what. Day. Oh, fuck. Jojo's got to work. She's got to train. She's got to learn some new shit. And because she was saying, I think, like, Jordan was doing something? Jordan, Jordan, I asked Jordan if he wanted to play magic. Okay.

I thought he's texted something saying you want to do some shit. But I said we can do Frank some magic. I would like, I want to go to Frankson. But I don't want to leave Joe or she would be really pissed off. She's just a wife. Lerick's got to work that day. So I'm completely fine leaving her behind. She's like, I got to work a day.

Normally I would, normally I feel like she would be like, oh, yeah go ahead and do your thing but she's being forced to work I'm totally kidding don't do that to her don't leave her by herself no if it was a I don't do that to Lillian

it's not fair I don't like leaving her by yourself because knowing me knowing I'm outside having fun and she's not makes me feel like I feel bad I don't care about that to me

it's the fact that Jojo really wants to go to Frankenson so I'm like I don't want to do that it earnestly bothers me that people think that way I get it I don't want you having fun if I'm not there

No, it's not that in a way having fun It's the idea is that like I don't feel good Having fun knowing she can't That's also crazy to me But like all right Yeah, she should be consider it

She should be happy for you I consider it But I can't have fun without her being I can't have fun knowing that she'd love to be there That just sounds like you have separation anxiety She doesn't really like Franks that much in all fairness That's what I mean She does go and she does a decent time

And I was in just buying or something She gets something nice But it's like I don't know I feel like I don't know There's just moments I'm like I'm having a good time I still doesn't that doesn't I feel like separation anxiety, like where you're like, oh, I can't, I can't do this without you, babe.

No, I should agree for me. It's like when I'm playing card games like that, like I don't feel bad because I know she's like, like she's not, she's not going to have fun playing card. Right. So I would, I would care. But there's moments where I'm like, but then I feel bad that she's like cleaning the house. But what's crazy is that. And worrying about all that by herself. I'm like, thank you so much for holding down the fort.

I'll see later. I appreciate it. Don't get me wrong. What's crazy though is that he'll like this group of people is insane. They'll have like a bunch of people over. And then they'll sequester themselves and play magic. It's like, why are we even here then? What's the point?

What is this? That's so insane. Don't be like if I invited everybody and I was like, all right, guys, have fun. I'm going to go play marathon in my office. No, no, no, no, no. I'm psychotic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody over there still having fun of the whole group.

There's this four of us off to the side playing commander. Off to the side playing some commander. But it's really important things to do. It's important playing commander. Important. But it's offside playing commander. You guys can do whatever you want. We're not stopping you guys.

I didn't come there to hang out with a fracture of the people who are going to hang out there. That's crazy. I didn't play commander. No, you know what's annoying? Because I was like, Jaylon was like, I remember I got a venture from Jay and was like,

hey, you want to come over? It's like, no, I got to do this thing with Kingston and his friends. Like, okay, cool. And then you don't have to. Well,

I agree. We thought we were all going to be hanging out. I didn't know you guys were going to be fucking shirking off over your fucking U-Yo cars. We did hang out. But then you played commander. Oh, get them. It's time to,

So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. Insane. The priority list is shifted way hard now. Now it's J. I'm definitely saying yes to anything anybody else says. Look, man, by I remember, but I do want to play, I love some commander. I'm playing the Saturday. I'm fucking excited.

Yeah. You want to come over and play commander? No, no. I want no part of it. No. Fucking, I also just hate guard games. It's especially annoying. It's a bridge too far for me.

It's a bridge too far. I get it. Your brains don't work good. That's fucking fine. Whatever. It's actually equivalent to watching people like collect statues and put them in cum jars to me. I'm like it's like there's almost more validity to that. You don't like sculpting a sketch.

You don't like preserving a statue and come fucking good for you, man. You just don't fucking get it. You don't come. You don't come hard on your fucking figurines. I try not to. I try to avoid coming hard. Yeah. Not anymore, man.

Not these days. I've retired. This is tough. This is, I want to read this. one just because it's really wait did we even answer whatever I don't yeah

I don't remember the blockiest transform wrote in says since Derek loves to use Occam's razor so much what are other appliances from

Occam's house that y'all would use and what would they do I like the premise of this question because like what would that's funny like what is

what are other Occam's appliances like Occam's keyboard yeah like what's what's Akams washing Occam's socks Occam's Sox

What is that So if Occam's razor is the simplest Explanation is often the best one Is that Ongham's Vizzer? Yeah, yeah, yeah Sox would be I don't know I'm trying to reverse engineer these things

Also, why is it the razor that's that Is because it like cuts through? It's the idea that it gets a job done, yeah I guess I don't think there is any other Occam appliance I can't, I'm not smart enough to think of this But let's see Not on the fly

Occam's butt plug That's a good one Things don't stop until you put stop to it. Yeah. There you go. That's not bad. That's pretty good. I like that a lot. This seems like something that we'd have to prepare. Shit don't change until you watch your eyes, man.

Occam's That's crazy. Occam's sex dungeon. Let's get one. Let's get one more. Yeah, see? Let's get one more out of here. I'm the team. You're just there. It's just me.

I like to use Occam's Razor. I was like, I feel like most people do. They just don't like call it out you know what I'm saying yeah yeah it's usually just the default thing to do where it's like well the obvious thing happened that's the thing that happened it's almost it's almost one of those things that really shouldn't need

a name of any kind right right right right it's awkward is the simplest expression the simplest answers it's just anti-conspiracy theory really what's uh although sometimes Occam's razor is the conspiracy theory that's kind of the problem yeah with Jeffrey Epstein it's like augum's razor is that he was killed bro if you if you

If you read, like, say, I would tell people about 9-11 because some people would poo-poo everything. And I'm like, yeah, don't pay attention to the fucking insane ones. Like, oh, the planes weren't real or whatever. However, if you read the commission report, I was like, just go read the book. Go spend some time. And you're like, well, just me being a regular dumb person, they've left so much stuff out. This is a conspiracy theory immediately because there's things that, like, were obviously that happened that day that aren't in the official explanation. That's already a fucking problem.

So, yeah, I have to ask, why is it left out? what's going on, what are they hiding? And I'm like, yeah, that's not fucking Occam's razor, brother. Like, this is not the simple explanation. Isn't it simple? I mean, the simplest explanation is you're easily that the guard fell asleep. The cameras randomly shut off. He was a high profile person who was placed in a cell with, you know, nobody watching it.

And, you know, he just died. He died. Seems simple to me. He just killed himself. That's the simplest explanation as far as I can tell. I have nothing to live for anymore, even though I'm extremely rich. I got off once before. Like I was already a convicted pedophile before

and I got a fucking slap on the wrist. It's like the election is stolen and stuff where it's just like, well, why didn't they steal it again? Yeah. Oh, they stole it when they didn't have the power. They stole it when they didn't have the power and then they didn't steal it when they did. And I don't know, it just seems like the obvious.

It's just like, it's incredible being that stupid, dude. It is, it's one of those things where like I would pay to, I would pay to sit. in an audience to watch a person like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like to watch like an, almost like a bearded lady from like a circus from like the early 1900s.

It was like, introducing the stupidest fucking person you've ever seen. And this is the guy who's like, the election was stolen. And you're like, whoa. Oh, damn. That is stupid. Everybody's like, get a load of this. Get a load of this.

They're taking pictures. They'll be like, oh, what are you doing? What is that? I understand. A cup of acids What are these bright lives? Are you an alien? You're going to probe me again?

You're throwing bleach And slashing him with a flasers They don't even need to do that. He turns the camera over. He shows the LCD screen. Is that me? He's like an animal. He can't understand.

He's just, he might as well be a chimpanzee that's been graced with today blessed with the underst understanding of consciousness and how to speak kind of. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. That me? He has like a loose grip

on the human language. He's very strong though. He is quite strong. Very strong. He could punch a hole through a fucking I don't know thing that's hard to punch holes in. I was a... He grabs his countercrumble. Oh my God. Anyway, what's this one? Realizing Dr. Hurt. Wait, what were you going to say?

Oh, no. It's, it's, it's, I was just nothing that's because I just more of like I want to experience that one day I want to feel what it feels I want to know because there's people that are living in complete different realities than us and I'm just like I want to know what that feels like one day I didn't have as much empathy as I do like just cut it down a little bit I can feel it going away

that would do it mine came back with a vengeance dude I don't know what happened I want mine to go away I'm not losing my grandma would have made me way more cynical and it just didn't. It just made me more empathetic. I don't know what needs to happen to me. Dang, your grandma that meant that little to you? Nah,

it just, that's crazy. I'm just kidding. It just made me realize like, I don't know, man. You know a wild thing to say to something? Yeah.

It made me realize that people need more. You don't even cry. You do not cry. You're a fucking monster. It was like, I feel like people need way more help than they get in general, period. And I was like,

I should. we should help people more. I'm really, I'm trying, dude. It's really rewarding to not care, though. It is. You know what I mean? You're seeing a lot of people. Like, you get a trillion dollars if you don't care.

Guys, perfect world scenario. This is what's been ruined in my head with like a lack of empathy and all this stuff. I'm like, all right. I'm so sick and I'm so disappointed with, you know, with America that I do want to get out of here. But I'm very tied here. So obviously it's difficult. So it's like perfect world scenario. It's like, okay, I see some of the.

the worst fucking podcast that exist that make tons of money that are on like ESPN and all these big networks. Isn't that crazy that podcasts are on Netflix now? Yeah. That to me was like, oh, it's over, dude. And the thing is they're terrible, like, they're, they're terrible. Yeah, they are pretty bad. The quality is worse than ours.

And they're getting paid big bucks. So this is where I was like, so I'm like, perfect world scenario. Fucking literally we scale back the quality. Pandemic, we were remote. And all these people are remote And they make a ton of money We make a ton of money somehow We're sponsored by a bunch of stuff

I saw John Stewart fucking Or maybe it was it John Stewart? I can't. It was some big person He was on a podcast or whatever Maybe it wasn't John Stewart It was like a huge podcast And he's on there with like no mic

Right He's on there with a laptop mic Yeah I'm like Is this real? I've seen it many many times These are people who give interviews For a living by the way

Exactly And they don't have a mic And I'm like Not even that much Watch. Relative, if you're doing this for a living. Dude, sometimes they'll have mics and then they'll use the internal mic. I saw that.

I seen that. I seen that. Like a mic in front of them and then you can clearly hear. Yeah. And I'm like, these people are getting paid. I'll see like the sponsors and I'm like, they're getting massive bags and their views are plitiful. Prize picks. And I'm like, dude, okay, so here's my empathy thing.

I'm at the point where I'm like, I'm so disgusted with how things are going. I'm like, I would consider. price picks or kalshi or any of that shit. Yeah, let's do jerkmates. I could, oh, I would do jerkmates. Oh, jerk we have no problem with that. You should, jerkmates?

Hit us up. Hit us up, jerkmates. It's pretty, I have no. You have to think about the problem with gambling. What is the problem with gambling? Addiction. So now you, come on. But I have a problem with it because it's clearly just, come on.

It's just clear like, string it together. So jerk mates, what is that promote? Sex. No, you're crazy. It's a porn addiction is what it is. Yeah, so I'm like, don't see, don't, I see, I only get upset when you do that and you don't do the logical thing. You're skipping over the addiction part and I'm like, there's no addiction. I want to slash your throat.

I'm not addicted to anything. I'm just enthusiastic. Exactly. Listen, so I call it devotion. Exactly. I call it at admiration. I admire. Now, argument.

The art. I would, I would prefer if you had to, if you had to choose an addiction, I would prefer a porn addiction over a gambling addiction. It's the same thing. Maybe. Yeah. I think gambling can scale higher. There's free porn everywhere. That's true.

Versus gambling. You have to invest money. You're not happy with the free porn. Yeah, trust me. That is kind of the thing. Trust me, I know you're not happy with it. It's boring. You're right.

I'm thinking of it. I'm thinking of it. I'm thinking of it. You got to put money on the line. You got to put, because then the cum means more. No, you're right. No, you're, I think you're a $30 low. $30.

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You know, like, of course I have no money left. Why would I, why would I bet more? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's, I have nothing. Well, what about your car? My car is. So, that being said. You mean you're my wife's car

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Oh man I'm making unchangeable I don't know the password even I gave with him yesterday He changed it Oh by the way Apparently Ethan Ralph Made a

Probably a cell phone quality porn With some ex porn star chick And that's obviously Fucked up and drugged up enough To interact with Ethan Ralph And they had a falling out And then he's like somewhat threatening To like release it or something

But he's also I don't know about the legal ramifications I'm like bro you live in Mexico you're already out of the country because of legal ramifications. Like he's like avoiding child care. Child, The payments, whatever it's called. Alimony or something.

Alimony. And, and he hasn't paid taxes in like a decade. And then so I was worried about a fucking lawsuit. I'm like, what the fuck are they going to do? You're in Mexico. He's almost a citizen.

That fat homunculus gets to keep his tax money? I mean, unfucking real. It's not like he makes a lot of money to keep. I mean, regardless. I mean, yeah,

it's still upsetting. But hey, you can also just be, probably paid more than he makes. Yes. Yes. God damn it. Yes.

Like in his heyday, a lot of people back of the day made some money, right? But like now he doesn't make money. Yeah, there's no money. And he, I just can't believe

there's women keep... He literally makes money. He goes in, he goes, it cuts up fucking construction paper. That's crazy. It looks good. Yeah,

he looks good. He got it down. If you only looked at it for one second from far away, you'd really believe it. Oh, pesos. Good. Paisal.

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What the fuck? Where do you live? I bet you live in the phoenix. You live in like the fucking... He lives in Memphis probably. That's crazy. They're on there, jukey in front of his house. He's like, he's like,

Oh, they're dancing. He leaves. He comes back and they're dancing on his window. I bet you lose to Memphis. I know a guy that lives out there and his cars got broken into twice within six months. You're either in Memphis or San Francisco. There's the only few places where theft is like crazy.

It was breaking. People break into your house while you're there and then dare you to say. Dude, people in San Francisco. People in San Francisco leave their fucking car windows and doors open because they get them smashed in so regularly. They just leave them open just to show it's like there's nothing in here. There's nothing. Yeah, that's actually smart.

Yeah. It's sad, but it's smart. It is fucking. present. But I know it happens a lot in San Fran. I don't know anything about Memphis, but like, brother, where the fuck do you live? Dude, you live in like, live in like the dark zone or something. Please follow up with where you live.

Yeah, please. You live, he must live like in an extraction shooter or something. There's always PPP alarms going on. He says, no real question, I guess. Oh, how stupid am I for getting excited that the steam deck is back for over 50% more than I bought my last one for? Welcome to, I don't know, man. Welcome to the Trump economy. I'm so tired of winning

Remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to be so tired of woo. You're never going to win like this. You're going to be so tired of paying reasonable prices for consoles and video games. We'd be so tired of it. Wouldn't you like to pay $1,000 for a PC from seven years ago? Jesus, that I got my computer one I did.

Yeah, dude. Yeah, you like, yeah. I got my shit. a lot of the pre built stuff. Now people are being sneaky, they're going to jack up the pre-built stuff already too. It's like gas. Like it's already been transferred.

It's already been manufactured and transferred. They'll still jack on the press. I'm like, you already pay for those barrels. You pay for those barrels already in your jacket. We gotta make them up. I got to buy more. But I have an entire like pre-built sitting in my closet right now in case,

like in case of emergency if that thing breaks. Oh, nice. In a box? Oh, really? I haven't opened. Is it doors in this one? I built that one. Yeah. Well, I mean, I

Customized it. Right, right, right. I just have like one that's like pretty good. Yeah. I'll bust that out when I need it. money to mine Bitcoin. I wanted to get one of the steam things to put in a living room, but I was like, no. I was, I would have got it anymore. I would have got it for that original price.

Yeah, I still think it's like two, like pretty expensive, like $750s a lot, but like for Steam comfortably in the living room without having a whole rig and it's okay. It would have been reasonable for me. I check the specs out.

Like if it was around a $700 region, it would have been worth it. Yeah. Like for the price and, like you said, like how old, like I was a parent comparing it's like an RTX or something. Yeah, and I was just like, for what it had, I would have, yeah, a thousand dollars is fuck is hilarious.

It's like, no, dude. It's no. Desco, a few hundred dollars more. And you can get a 4070 with fucking like two gigs and a SSD and shit like that. You can get something good. I'm not even exaggerating. I would have, like, I looked at that I was like, I'd rather just buy like an expensive coffee machine. Oh, really?

Yeah, like, I've been looking at like espresso machines and shit. Like, this is one that's like 300 bucks and I'm like, I don't know if I could really, it makes, it's insane. But I looked at the steam machine. I was like, I would easily pay a 300 bucks for a good coffee machine. Right. Over a fucking $1,000. It would pay for itself after, uh, you would save a lot of money if you were to, if you, if you're someone who goes out and drinks coffee all the time. Yeah.

You would, you would, you would, that's a great investment, actually. If you're like a really big coffee person. If you're in a coffee. I'm not a coffee guy. You buy more coffee, I guess. So like, you would buy more coffee, but like, yeah. Yeah. I get a lot of, I do get a lot of coffee as it is.

And I have like a normal coffee machine, but it kind of, I don't know, man. Yeah. Normal coffee is kind of rank. Like, you have to go to one of those places to get fancy coffee. Yeah, I'm not, or at least like... Coffee's just coffee to me, man. Coffee is so expensive now? I drink, I was drinking, that's what I was looking at. I was like, maybe I will just buy, like...

It's Rostos, right? The yellow and red one? The yellow, red, yeah. I'm drinking so much Castellos coffee before. It's more about, like, the... It's more about, like, the... She drinks Castellos coffee? I think she drinks that.

That shit's very Caribbean. And the fact that she drinks that as well, I mean, it's default coffee in a lot of places. I guess. But it's more. It's more just because it's like light roast and dark roast. And then also the recently, like it's whether or not you get the beans or whether or not you get the grounds and how fresh the grounds are. Like a lot of that plays into like how good it is. It does.

It does. The best one to do. No, I trust me, I worked the Starbucks for way too fucking long. I've had very bitter coffee when I didn't know how to make coffee. And I was like there's a way to do it. Usually it's never going to taste so different that it's like. Well, no, dark roast tastes different. Dark roast is, yeah.

That shit is shocking how that shit tastes sometimes. If you're a caffeine guy that, you got to get light because dark, you kill a lot of caffeine. Yeah. Some people may not know that. Some people may not know that. The lighter coffees are roasted less. It's roasted less. Yeah, yeah.

Some people may not know that. I like more caffeine. I need a light roast. But I want to start getting into coffee because I like it. I never like I get it often. But it's like, it's getting stupid pricey. Yeah. Where I'm like, all right, I'm getting more into this now.

I guess I should get like a grounder and like, I should just get the beans. You have some gay ass expressal machine thing. It's all, it's like a, it's like a metal weird shit, and then she buys the express. Is it the macopot? The little, it looks like a pitcher almost? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She has some shit like that. She makes that everyone.

Dude, I'm saying the best man, what do you call it? I just, I'm still a free stride, dude. I just drip, man. Just drip it, man. Do a nice little French press. The French press. Very good. Very good.

Yeah, that's exactly it. Yeah. I like these a lot. I want to start becoming a tea person. I want to start making my own iced teas. We have, we have tea. I thought about that too. Sun tea.

Oh, man, you fucking do it, and you leave it out in the fucking sled. You make a good, oh, man, I love it. You know what I'm thinking about, too? That's actually, I'll do. Well, during the pandemic, I remember, do you remember during the pandemic? I was like, I'm going to try and make Snapple from scratch. And that I just never did. That's a drag, it's a crack thing.

Yeah, I need it. I was starting to get meth in the house, guys. And it's like, what do you? No, don't do that. Yo, when I had that glass sample back home for that brief, like, a couple months back when they were, when they brought it back for New York, it pissed me off even more because it's just like, It's not even a memory thing.

It just is better. Why have you done this? I'm going to, I'm going to start making tea. It's crazy. Nice blueberry tea, shit like that. Some nice herbal blueberry teas. Some nice little cream-based ones, too. We're tea house.

Like, I think tea is really good. We're a tea house. Like, we even have the-cler-ass bags. What the fuck? The fuck did you just say to me? What did you say? Huh? Liking tea is not particularly.

It is white. It is white. That's not what I'm saying. Making your own. I want to make a blueberry tea. Okay. Delicious. What next?

You're gonna vote? I want black tea and put a little bit of milk in it. A wee bit of milk in it. And also want someone to blow me fucking ticket, eh? All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. Bye. Later, niggas.

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