The Snark Tank - #419: Greatest. Song. Ever.

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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You look like quite an intelligent fellow. I'm not. Not one bit. That's why I don't give people compliments anymore. Not one bit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look like one.

You probably are right about that. I'm not, though. I would definitely not think you're a criminal, so that's good, you know? I'm not a criminal. You look distinctly uncriminal. Yeah, you look at this dork, you know? He's not going to hurt anybody. No.

He's not going to shout the N-word and hurt anybody. Never. I'm not going to tell the N-word. It turns about it might get hurt from that. but I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna anybody myself. I feel like people would be surprised. Like, if they didn't know you, obviously. If they knew you, they would obviously know that you would,

you shout the N-word all the time. Right. I don't shout all the time. I say it. I say I don't shout it. You shot it quite a bit. I've seen him. I haven't shouted inward in hot a hot minute.

True, but it's, you've done it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So of you. Well. Exactly. This trial I'm on this, I feel like, kangaroo court.

I feel like people would be surprised to hear you say it if they didn't know you. Because I think glasses disarmes people. sometimes. I guess. Yeah. I think it does. Do you disagree? I don't know, man.

I don't care. I don't care about people. All right. Great. Amazing, amazing conversational partner. Welcome to the Star Tag podcast. It's me, Chris, it's Tim Derrick and Tim Sweeney. Look at him.

Look at him over there. Yeah. With his fucking Nirvana shirt. He can't name one single Nirvana song. Nope. I fucking. I fucking. He knows him.

He knows him. He knows him. He knows. Because that's a deep cut. Most fans don't even know about that. Yeah. Most people don't know anything about that. Yeah, it was hidden.

It was hidden on a. baby in the fucking is a baby in the pool of come okay all right there's i'm sure there's probably things going on i don't care i haven't seen any of it i really don't know i'm completely out of the loop so we're going to focus on your questions today uh but first you should probably ask a question i do have a question we do we have a question i have a really specific question what's how long does it take you did make breakfast. If I'm making it for myself and Lily,

usually like, like 35 minutes. 35 minutes. What are you making? What are you making? I usually make, like, myself, some, usually like some toast,

some eggs, some bacon, and then like whatever else she needs, whatever she wants a particular, like maybe something else on the side, nothing crazy. How does that take 35 minutes? Because I'm making it for,

I'm making it myself. I'm putting stuff in the fryer. I'm putting it on a stove. It takes me a little bit. Not like crazy long. So toast takes two minutes. maximum. So the reason we're asking

is because we thought it was just very funny because Kingston texts us at like 10... We start recording at 11. He texts us at 1002 an hour before we're even supposed

to even remotely get started reporting. Because I didn't start getting ready yet. I know but like how but it takes you that long to get ready? Oh usually yeah.

What are you? A woman? I try to make the bed and everything before I go so little doesn't have anything and worry about when she's at work. All right. I mean I guess.

I just try to like to make the bed and like come to bed and like decently so when I'm not there she doesn't have to worry about her also doing that while she's like working her job. You know what you should do?

You should get like a Rube Goldberg machine that does it for you. It does it for you and fucks up once and destroys everything in my room. They're cool. Yeah. I always wanted a Rube Goldberg machine until I realize how much space they take up. Yeah. You have to build your house around having them. Yeah.

It can't be an afterthought. It isn't like, oh, what would be nice is the ad one. I'd be like, I'm going to have these in here. Let me build my house for this. You can't renovate an existing house to have a Rube Goldberg machine in it. has to be built from the ground up to accommodate it. I agree. Without it getting in the way.

But I like it, especially the song. The sound doesn't come with it, Chris. You know that right. What do you mean? The sound doesn't come with it. It's the Rube Goldberg sound. It's the sound of a Rube Goldberg machine. But it doesn't come with it.

That sound that's edited onto the videos having it. What's the point? Not really a person. People don't have them usually. Oh. You can just hum it. You know, people don't have it. People don't have playhouses.

You know that, right? That's not a thing. What do you mean? Well, McDonald's had him for a while. They're play places. Yeah, they are. It was a play place. It was a play place.

I haven't seen one of those, by the way, in a fucking long time. I feel like one of the last, I saw one here once, and I don't remember where it is. In this apartment? Nope. Not quite this apartment. I genuinely haven't seen one. The city of Los Angeles. I'm sure there's one rogue playplace somewhere in the city of Los Angeles.

Is the one in Glendale? on Colorado? That can't be. That one by our old place? Yeah. Did it have a play place in it? I think it did. I could be wrong now.

I don't know. Whatever. Welcome to the StarTang podcast. Bronx had one. The Bronx had one. I love. I was near my house. The Bronx definitely had a play place.

I don't remember about my house had one. Not a good one. Welcome to StarTang podcast. It's a play place. It's more like a getaway place. Remember you can go to the Patreon. You can ask a question. You can add a quick to our show.

Your name right at the end of the show, early access, one dollar for ad free, all that stuff. You can get in there. Yeah. Get on the ground floor of this 400 long episode. That's one of my favorite sayings. I want you to get in on the ground floor of this. Well, this $10 billion company. Yeah.

It's awesome. Is there anything that we wanted to bring up beforehand? Any lighter things that we're aware of? Because I genuinely have, I got nothing. I'm trying to think of something. I don't even think I did anything remotely interesting. My air conditioner was busted for like an entire two days during 85 degree weather

And it was not good But that's it I don't know man I've just been playing a little destiny That's it nothing crazy There's a couple of things Yeah I wasn't like It was a very slow

It's very light You brought up the other day While we were doing the extra ammo I think or maybe before it Oh no I think it was during Oh the Fantano said He made a slight mention of that And I was kind of like

I didn't hear anything And so before I went to bed I just wanted to see I saw this guy that I follow Dan Frampton He made a video about it and I was like it was like 40 minutes I'm like I'm not watching that so I just I was like okay clearly there's a problem with he he reviewed one of Halsey's albums like a year ago

and he gave it like a light one and and then a bunch I saw a bunch of comments me I mean I do the review like that's like that's like I understand his job I understand this job right those are the best videos the one where he's like it was not good they get the most videos Those are my favorite ones. They get the most. I understand, like, look, I think that's a critic, right? Almost if he likes an album, what do I can't? What you're about to say is completely antithetical to being a critic.

No, I understand, right? I get it. It's like, being a critic is a thing is a job. But it's like, if I hate something, I was going to be like, yo, this is not good. I'm going to move on. I'm not going to put energy into it. As I just said. But that's his job.

As I just said, it's going to be antithetical to be a critic. I'm not like, I'm not going to disregard it. You can give like a very simple, like, hey, it wasn't good. That's it. You don't got to go. It's like, it's like Steven Spielberg being like, I see the movie in my head, so there's really no point in making it. Or like, that's not quite the same thing. I don't mean to compare Anthony Vincetal to Spielberg.

But I mean, like, you know, like, Roger Eber, he just goes, and then that's it. He's not, he's like, I didn't like. He just goes, I love those videos of Roger Eber. He goes like, I hate, hate, hate, hated this movie. And it's like a guy from the 90s who grew up in the 50s or whatever. So it's like, it's got this weird old. He's talking like he currently is himself haunting himself. It's weird.

It's like a ghost actively speaking. He is dead now. I'm not, I'm not mean-spread enough to be. You're not cut out for it. You're not cut out for that industry. I'm like, I am the complete opposite. That's crazy. I'm not hypercritical of anything.

Only things I love. Quite little things I love. Well, they love movies. Yeah. And Vangeloves music. But the things I love, I'm like, hey, I wasn't a big fan of it. That's it. I'm not going to be like, yo, man, this is so bad. You have to.

I have heard you wax poetic about many things. Like what? I don't know off the top of my head. What are you, abuser? Because it's not real. It's not real. Yes, I put one of those. Name one time.

Dude, I hate, I hate that shit. Sometimes you have to. Sometimes you have to bring it out. Sometimes you do because, like, no, it depends. Like, if somebody says something like the phrase all the time, then I'm like, okay, then just name an example. Yeah. Like, if you say,

all the time. Not if it's like seldom because then it's like, of course you're not going to remember. Sure. But if you're trying to be like, oh, you do this all the time, I'm like, okay, just give me one. I hate that. That shit triggers me, bro. Yeah, you know what triggers me when somebody says, I'll accuse something of doing something all the time. No, I get it.

That's, I'm saying, it's situational. One of those rare instances where, like, I kind of agree with both people. No, it's situational. No, because both situations are great. It's situational. Because I definitely don't keep a list of every single, like, a detailed list of every single time somebody bothers me. But like, although, although people have made me feel like I probably

should because that question comes up. It's like name one time where it's like, all right, well, now I wish I had taken the list and been a worst person. I would just say if it. I wish I have, I have it in me. I have it in me to like be a petty person where I can like I'll chronicle things and I'll know this stuff and I can be like I can be a real piece of shit. Yeah. But I'm not gonna because it doesn't help anyone. It's petty if it depends. Like say for example, if it's something that genuinely bothers you enough if you should remember at least once or twice, that's the, I think that could be the argument when somebody tries to bring that up. Not trying to be petty.

be like, if this is truly bothering you, like, just give me an example and what could happen, like say for me, you give me constructive criticism. Like, hey, you do this all the time. I'm like, okay, when? And if somebody throws it at me and I'm like, oh, shit, like, let me be more consciously. A perfect example, Jody did not throw this on my face at all, but we got these new pots and stuff. And we had these old fucked up pots, so I would just use forks or whatever and scratch it because it doesn't matter. They're old. We got these new ones. And she was like, hey, wait, wait, You just take forks as guys. I just start scratch it.

I wouldn't. Just for fun. All of the anti-stick off of it. They're old. It's actually shining like in a different body inside. It might as well be new. It's just got, yeah, it's all steel under it. It's like, it's like, oh, aluminum.

Look what I did. It's like, I restored it. They'll be like, um, we got the new ones. And then like, I would, I would like, I was like flipping some toast with a fork. And she's like, hey, could you like use the, you know, the, the smooth things. So don't scratch it up. And then like, I'm glad she said it. because it just made me, I'm like, oh.

And then as I was talking to her yesterday, I almost did it again because I was just like, oh, shit, my bad. And she didn't even say anything. But it helped. There was like a connection with her telling me it helped me. And so in a situation, somebody could bring something and I'm not going to be offended. I know there's a work the same for everybody. Dude, I used to bother the shit of me. My partners would, like, scratch the pots up.

Right. Like, especially a woman, you know what I mean? Yeah, you should know better. Because like, you don't know this. You're not born with his knowledge to not like scratch the fucking pots up. That son doesn't bother me too much. Because if you cook enough in pots, they get damn. It's going to be.

Right, but like, why accelerate? Exactly. Exactly. I understand that. Like, I've never really experienced that problem. Is this for me? Is this like?

I'll come over and I'll scratch your pots up and then you'll know what it's like. I guess. I'll be like, oh, this kind of sucks. Luckily, we have pots, I guess. So if I took one. I don't think, I have one pot, I think, actually. You have one pot? I have one pot.

I have one pot. I have one pot. No wonder it takes of 30 minutes to make breakfast. Right. I have two frying pan. He's making eggs, baking, bacon, pancake stew because it's the only piece of cookware. You guys have a fucking fridge with a television on it,

and you don't have a set of pots, of pottery. We don't. That is because you don't have the space for it. Is that what it is? Genuinely, probably, that's why. I guess I mean, yes, because you have a fridge with a TV on it. That's why I don't have any fucking space. I can have a fridge that does have a TV on it,

and it still be the same side. I don't know, that. My fridge is actually small. It's actually crazy how small that fish. The TV on the fridge is, 85 inches. That's crazy. It's insane.

That means my fridge is laying, it's laying down on its side. The whole front face is a TV. Yo, that's in a widescreen fridge. That's so stupid. You gotta lay down on your counter to watch it? Yes. No, it's like, it's like a middle counter kind of thing. That'd be kind of cool.

Yeah. I just, I don't know, man. If I was a billionaire and have a house like that. I would, yeah, for sure. I think our fridge is such a fucking waste. Your fridge does have like a disqual thing. distinct lack of space. I do notice that.

It's not a big fridge, but it's, but literally organizes it so well that things get fainted in. Because you have, um, well, I have one too where it's like,

yours is vertically split, right? Where the freezer is vertical, it's like a vertical, right? It's like a vertical, uh, freeze, uh,

normal fridge on right. Oh yeah, I hate that. I like the ones where the freezers is on the bottom. The bottom. My parents have that and I'm just like,

damn it. I wish I had that better because of the fact that it gives you more space for your fridge. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like we don't even really put up like the only time our fridge is like fucked over is when it's like holidays. Yeah. We're crazy, dude. We bought a $200 five and a half foot fucking dude like I'm almost taller than our fucking refrigerator because like it's five and, well, I am I guess. Wait, I am. So it's smaller. But like it's it's it's just the two of you. It is it's it's basically you know what we never upgraded because we're like, oh, we just need something instantly. Yeah. And then as we've been here for almost.

almost a year now this new apartment, we're like, I've kind of been working. You don't really need more. Like, I have a, my fridge is way too big for me. Uh-huh. Like, every time it's just, it's just me here. So like when I, when I, it's always damn near empty. Yeah. And it looks impoverished. It's just, I, it would be so stupid, because I'm used to going with my family to go to Costco and coming home with like a stupid, fuck ton of groceries. Yeah. But like, it makes no sense to do that. It's just wasteful. You should store bottles of piss in there. That's a good, I thought about it. Just to space, just to, just to fill it out a little bit. Yeah, make it look a little

homie, lived in, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think? Put a, put them in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, that little chill, that frost. That's crazy. The little frost. Yeah, you get the little frost on a glass cup. Put in, put in an ice cube trays and, like, with tinfoil and, like, put the fix through. If I came over to someone's house,

and they were like, you want something to drink, and they give you a cup or whatever it is, but piss ice cubes, I would probably cry. Would you be impressed a little bit. I'd be, like, I was, I was, Like is it piss with piss cubes? Like is it So it never gets watered down? Yeah, so you don't dilute the piss.

It's just piss flavor all the time. Piss by piss for piss. Dude, that was my favorite thing. It was making ice cubes out of the drinks that I was drinking and then using them to keep the drink cool because it was just like you felt like you were just like getting away with something. Yeah. It's like this is awesome.

It's cold forever and it never gets watered down. This is sick. It's awesome. I'm a little sad. I don't do that anymore. I don't also like we used to do it. Kool-Aid, but buying Kool-Aid as an adult without children is, like, kind of weird. Like, it's, it's, it is, if you make the Kool-A, so, pretend like you have kids.

So you could, you can do that. If you make the, the instructed amount of sugar is supposed to put in there. And trust me, if you put less in there, Kool-Aid just doesn't hit, right? No, it's not right. But like, it's finally, you fuck, a gallon is like two cups of sugar. And it's a lot of sugar. It's a lot of sugar, dude. It's an insane amount of sugar.

It's so much. I've seen sugar fall of sugar. how to cool it and it gets submerged and the height of the coolate doesn't change like it's a block of it's a block of like Swigar falls in the water and a water level never changes it just absorbs it

it's like all right cool repurposed anytime I go anytime I go to to Ralph's or like a 7-Eleven and I get like a thing of candy or something that I feel like I shouldn't have as an adult I go to the cashier and I'm like the kids and then it's all fine

everything's fine everything's good for the kids You know, for the kids, I promise the kids. Sometimes I'll go on the phone and present like, hey, what do you want? Okay. I do like sometimes too when I'm like the Fisher Price section. What? What?

What? What are you getting there? Like, I'm not going to judge. I just want to know what you're getting. I get the little, like, they got the cell phones. And then they got like the, they got the little mini, like the little microwave. Oh, the easy bake. Yeah, like stuff like that.

Like, I walked into your fucking house of your stupid ass. just like, fucking, yay! As you're fucking using an easy bake oven, I would throw a brick

at you. That would be one of my bike. I would lob a brick at you. Is that not one of the best ways to like, you invite someone over your house for the first time

and you just have Fisher Price everything. A Fisher Price Count. A Fisher Price TV. I love the idea of somebody having an easy bake oven in the space

that a normal oven would go. So they've moved the oven out there. So they've moved the oven out there. So this is like this really crusty, fucking dusty spot. empty space and in the middle of this tiny fucking easy bake oven Hey guys are fucking major gas

You can see the fucking gas You can see it Well I can't hear you gotta speak up Smells crazy Let me light a candle So I get through Albionks and fucking Nuke the building Blows the building

Yo I don't I genuinely I think I might feel so scared If someone just had Fisher Prize everything I would be They pull the car around and it's Like, this is how you've been getting places? It's like, yeah. Yeah, man, it's not that bad.

No one's like firebombed. It gets a little tricky on the highway, but like most of the time it's fine. I can make it. People are like, what the fuck is this guy doing? I usually keep to the shoulder. I think I want to like do, dedicate one part of my house to Fisher Price, like something. Yeah. I figure it out though. I want to make a, I want to make like, get a bunch of like Azure figures and I have like one room.

And when I finally get a house, that's just like action figure, like different terrains. and like set pieces of that. You're like, and I won't play with them, but I'll definitely like look at it and be like, man, this could be, if I can only be fucking like maybe 11 again, this might be lit as fuck.

Yeah, but the problem is, right, you have a kid and your kid wants to play with it and you're going to smack the fuck out of him if he moves anything. No,

I wouldn't do that. You'd lie to lie. No. You'd hit it with a Fisher brace, a hammer. I couldn't, like, at that,

at that little dog to the message. You know those videos? Have you, did I send you those videos of this guy who's, like, slapping this bald kid in the head. This is a guy who's like, I don't even know who it.

Oh, you never showed me that Viking song that you were talking about. Oh, oh God. There's this video, there's this series of this guy. It's just this guy, he's like, he's got a bunch of kids and he's like, it's like he's babysitting or something. And he's talking about like how he's going to, you know, we're going to go, we're going to go do this.

And then the camera always whips around to this bald black child's head. And he always slaps it. And you hear like a cry. And then it goes back to normal. and then it ends. And I'm like, why is this a franchise? A franchise. It's like, there's like a series.

Baldhead kids are very slapple. They have very slapple heads. They do. Yeah, I don't, but I was like, but I was like, so unless I pick up a nephew by his head only and I'm like, like, like, a shaman holding like a wicked body. Look how easily I could crush you.

Your head's so tiny, you dumb little baby. That's crazy. You know, I'm a slap in a bag and head and walk off. I don't remember who I would have sent that to. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. the Fantano reviewed this chick, right? Oh, yeah, yeah.

He called her a stupid dumb pussy punk bitch. And then he actually found her in public and he spit on her face. And so at first I was like, oh, the review is very tame. I don't understand why people were so upset. And then I saw the video of Anthony Ventano like spitting on her and stomping her out and stuff. And I was like, oh, so it's actually a lot deeper than the review. And then he tries to pretend like that whole sequence. and never happened.

So, like, he never mentions it, you know, and it's crazy because, like, we all saw it. We all saw Anthony Fantano just stomp and spit all over Halsey. And she says, I'm never going to forget this. And it was so traumatic that it caused me to have cancer. And that's why I went back into the past and the time machine. And then I wrote an album about my cancer experience in Fantano stomping me to pieces. And then Fantano reviewed and he was like, this is who you got main character saying? syndrome because you really care that much that somebody harmed you.

I don't even know who this person is. And it was a pretty good review. Yeah. And, but that's in a nutshell, kind of like what was happening. If you guys were wondering what the beef was about. Right. Yeah, because she came out on Twitter recently because somebody was trying to say, Hey, Anthony, I think you were really unfair to her.

Like, you hurt her deeply. And she had to time travel to try to undo some of the things and heal. And he was like, he just went. like I don't know how he like he wrote it in text it was actually really understood it I had completely understood that I was like that was really impressive and then so then she came out and was like oh at least this album will be more impressive than anything you've ever done and stuff like that which is interesting because I don't even think that's true you know I was an interesting clapback that a lot of people were kind of like yes girl I think getting a response from Drake that one time is probably I think that's a funniest huge one that was crazy I'm also him um him he uh he uh he uh he uh he uh he

recently filmed an OnlyFans video with Olivia Rodrigo. Is that her name? Rodriguez is that I'm saying that right? Yeah, Rodrigo, yeah. Yeah, so recently there, it was like an, I thought it was an interview, but it was like a casting couch. Oh, I didn't realize that. Yeah. So, like, I was like, I saw that there was a little like, you know, the only fans,

underscore melon. And I was like, oh. Underscore melon is crazy. You got to like, you got to. That's his only fan. Yeah. Underscore mellad. You got.

And I was like. Oh, you got to, oh, there's a paywall. Anthony should do that. He should. Fantano, you should do it. You should do it. You make a lot of money. underscore melon is hilarious.

Yeah. You'd be a fool to waste that. I don't know. We'll do it. I'm going to clip this entire... Send it to him. Yeah, send it to him. I haven't talked to him forever.

Yeah. I went to his house in Connecticut, like years and years ago. Oh, nice. I, uh, yeah, I imagine... I feel like he's too far. Like, once he hit the... Once he made a sexual adult content with Olivia Rodriguez, I was like,

this guy's over. He's out of our league now. Yeah. So he's, congrats to him, though, that's a big feat, you know,

and he has big feet. So it really came together. It really came together. That's so stupid. That's so stupid. It sucks so bad. Did you, were you building up to that specific?

Big feet? No, that just, that just came. That was awful. That was awful. That was the part of the buildup is insane. It was not.

It just, it just happened. and that's why it sucks so badly. He just always slips. He got him too. And he always cries. The kid always cries after. Well, yeah, he's getting slapped in that.

But it is, it's such a quick. There's so many of those videos, by the way. It's like, that kid has brain damage for sure. Yeah, that kid is, it's losing brain cells. It's going to be like, it's going to be as retarded as him, unfortunately. It's going to be worse. It's fine.

It probably is. Way worse. He's going to be like, hello. I'm pretty sure he's just, it's a psych. of violence. His, his fucking dad used to slap the shit out of him and he's like, oh, I got to keep the tradition alive, fam. Yeah. My dad used to hit me because I was

bald. You're the bald one now. Yeah. And look how I turned out. It's bald kids. Look how I turned out. I'm just turned out just fine. Oh, man. Oh, man. We're gonna read some of your questions now for Patreon.com slash a Star Tank. Remember, you can go over there. And if you don't, we might hurt you.

We might hurt you. We might hurt you. Yeah, you will hurt you. We are going to hurt you in. And before we read the first one, I just want to ask you guys, particularly you swing. Have you heard Viking hip hop before? No, but I'm sure I'll be surprised. You're not into that? Nah. That wouldn't, like, what if it's great?

What if it's better than Kendrick? If it's great, it's great. If it's great, you know? I respect for it being great. It's the greatest thing I've ever heard of my entire life. I want to hear it. He's been telling me this since before you got here. Your opinion.

The first time I heard it, I cried, like, hard. Like, I cried hard. You ever seen, um, uh, damn, what's the best cry in a movie? I actually, I don't know. There's so many, there's so many, but like, I was trying to think which one, like, where someone cried the hard? That's my uncle. That's my uncle.

Probably Uncle, I'll be, I going, Peter. Wait, you get that, nigga. They got me. They got me. A black person's happy. He lies. He lies. He's fucking lies.

Jay Johnson shot me, Peter. And that nigga that was sitting next to him when he says, I hope Spider-Man, Robby. The Green Goblin. The Green Goblin. The Green Goblin. He made before him.

Green Goblin. I heard Spider-Man was there. That nigga shot me. He got me too. The guy who says he says he's on the ground. Peter, the guy who said, I heard Spider-Man was there got me. I don't understand Uncle Ben, but what? Hey, man, it could happen.

Time travel is all retarded in that. Yeah, whatever. The throes of death saying bullshit, yeah. You would just be convinced that he's just losing his brain. He has dementia and he got shot. I wonder what that's like. I mean, you're seeing it right now. Anything coming out of his mouth.

Anyway, show us this Viking rap. So this is the coolest thing I've seen because, uh, Telling you guys, this is the future. I want to hear it. This is what our water is going to. Brumhilda in jog. Brumhilda, that's his favorite name. It's just saying random Scandinavian shit.

It's not even... It's German. I guess it's the origin of German, but it's all. They're all the fucking... It could be mixed. I don't know. I'm not going to pretend to know, but like that sucks. That sounds like...

That's like... That makes me... That makes me feel, that makes me actually like appreciate like Mumford and Sons. Yes. That's how bad that is. Yes. That is insane. Or it's also AI.

Is it not? It's completely AI. That's like the fakeest fucking thing I've ever. Boom Hill not and drug. Fuck you. That guy is so funny. Tie yourself to the end of a boat and ground. His name is droger.

Do you know how I keep, you know how I keep finding these people? That's crazy. You really undersold it. I, dude, it's, I found this. So Instagram,

my, my Instagram reels, I, is almost perfectly curated to where it's just piss singers and, and dancers and stuff. It's just terrible stuff. And I found real people

lip syncing to this song like it's fucking awesome. And I was like, no way, like, sometimes you find ironic people, ironic people. And I, I,

I, I, don't like them. I don't like self-aware. Yeah, yeah, that's too much. I'm like, get the fuck out of you. Stop trying to pretend. That's kind of how I feel about the, you know, the room?

Yes, the movie. Yeah. You know how like, uh... Which run? What? The Breed Larson one or the Tommy Wazel one? Breeson. There's a Breed Larson movie called Rume.

Oh, just room? No, I'm talking about the room. Tommy Wazzo. I think Bob Odenkirk, uh, Saul Goodman, and like a bunch of other people, like, I guess in the comedy world or in the acting world, whatever, they remade it. or something. But to me it's just like I don't really want to see that.

Really? Remade? Yeah, they remade it. Why the fuck would you do that? I don't know, but they shot it in a day or something. But I think the goal... That day is crazy. But I think the goal was like to see if they could actually like make the script work dramatically, like actually.

Oh. But like, oh, that's interesting. It would be if they didn't shoot it in a day. Because you know it's not going to be good if you shoot it in a day. I'm sorry. Like you, nothing good is shot in a day. No. Unless you're fucking, I don't know, moist critical or something.

Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? They're a good porno shot in the damn sure of it. I guess a movie, a full-length film. You're not going to film something that good at that. So, like, to me, I looked at that and I was like, what? What are you saying? Yes, that's exactly, yeah. A well, a well-done porno could be shot today.

What, no. Yeah, I think so. I think a well-done pornography can be shot in a day. Listen, I don't think there's such thing. I don't even care anymore. Let's just move on. I don't think porn is good. I think there's a good point.

I think it serves a good. purpose for coming, but like, I don't think. I think there are well done pornography. Have I seen? I know people would disagree with me for sure, but I also think those people are freaks. Stagnetti's revenge, I'm sure, took a long time. Yeah, but that's different. That's like proper sets and costumes.

Costumes are good. The costumes are good. Set design good. I would give them some Oscars for that stuff, but not for the best screenplay, not for the best, like, actor or like, I wouldn't give them any of those. But are you think? Do you not think that's the best? You don't think the acting prowess they're showing that is not.

extremely impressive. Listen, for it, I think I watched it. Taking a fist up your asshole is not an impressive feat. Not when you train for it. That's not better than Timothy Shalamee, what, running down a hallway and fucking Marty Supreme? Look, it's up there, but it's not the same. That's correct.

I would just put a little bit below Timothy Shalameh. Him running through a fucking hallway saying, I'm Jewish. I play fucking, fucking, I'm Jewish, the Knicks one, yay. He's not Jewish, but he's playing table tennis and I'm Jewish. Look at me. It's my character. He is a Jewish.

The character you're based on that movie's Jewish. Yeah, Marlene So, Supreme is a Jewish last name? That's not his real last name, you dumb, nigga. Supreme Stein. Supreme. Supreme. Supreme.

Supreme. That's the Supreme Goldberg. Supreme Berg. Supreme Berg. Supreme Burg. That's kind of awesome. My name's Mortimer Supremeberg. That's a funny name, but also, you know.

Supremeberg is not bad. I like it. I fuck with it. That's, I mean, it says a lot. It says a lot. It does a lot. It's a very dense name. That's a, that.

proves the whole they think they're better and everybody else in the world well listen we'll listen what do we got? Is that it? That really kind of Oh yeah Brooio and drool order

That really And I mean this sucks That makes me bad because I love the name Bruhilda That's like one of my favorite I know I'm glad that it's now tied to some AI bitch

It's not going to change it It's amazing that you can just hear The AI in it It's so interesting It's so obvious. There's a weird. It's like a tinny kind of thing going on with it. It's almost like it is a robot trying.

You know what I mean? It's like you can hear the robot coming through. It's awful. One thing that I've learned, because I... Hip-up kings, Viking hip-hop kings and queens. Suck a dick and die, man.

Who the fuck thought of that? Stop! Like, it's so funny. It's... I'm going to say, Bruhilder and Droger for a while. I've been saying that for a few days. It's the fucking new team rocket, man.

I'm gonna kill somebody. Brumhilda. Drugger. I'm gonna kill somebody and Destiny to competitive beat. I say that shit over the fucking mic. I love that idea. And people are going to be like wondering what the fuck is.

They're going to look it up. They're going to look it up. They're going to look it up. Yes, dude. It'll fucking spread like a play. I got to go hard today. You're fucking, you actually. I'm tilting them.

Like the guy's so bad. You just hear him fucking storming around his house, throwing his wife against a wall and shit. Stupid as fuck. Oh, man. Garbage. I'm so glad you guys. That was a good one, Derek.

I'm proud of you. Yeah, that was good. I hated it at first and I let it in. I put my walls up and I was like, no, let me absorb this. You got to, you guys got to get on, make sure you're liking all this shit on Instagram. But stay away from the death and destruction. Stay away from

Just try to cure Dude these people These Yeah yeah It's a big ask But these people are just magic They're mythical pools dude Like this shit

Is so It's fantastic I saw a video yesterday Where some guy Some lady was like screaming at a guy She threw a cup At his car And he hit her with the car

And it was a freeze frame And standing straight up in the air Like it was her straight up And I was like Yo She's gonna hurt herself Oh, man. I was like, why do he?

It was just, I don't know, man. People, I think people don't understand that cars are really dangerous. Like, don't antagonize someone in the car. He hit her so hard that she was spinning like, like when you throw a stick for a dog to fetch. But she was going up. That's crazy. She was ascending. It's like the reverse of that guy in Titanic who hits the propeller.

Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah, but imagine him being way more complex. pose when he did it. Like just stiff up ascending like the whale. That movie's crazy. That shit ruined the movie for me. Because the movie, it turned it into a comedy to me essentially. It was very funny. I was like that moment's not funny, but I laughed. I did laugh at it a lot. That's I almost because it's funny. Isn't that deliberate? Like that's what it like it seems so. You know what I think it's

okay to make fun of that movie specifically is because like the director sucks. Oh really? Yeah, he's like doing AI shit now. Oh wow. So like I'm pretty sure. After making a movie like that. Isn't that funny? Oh shit. It's just made it. It's almost fitting because I'm saying that ending. That ending.

Isn't that like like you made a fucking like a flammeat flow flamé? Wow. Flambe? No. Filet mignon. Jesus man. Flamé mignon. You make a filet mignon and you're like perfect. And then you just start pissing all over it.

Because you're like, what did you do? Like, this movie was really good. And then it ends. And then it's just like, oh, oh, and they're like, floating. And I was like, bro, that's crazy. That moment is crazy. Spoilers for Darren Aronofsky's The Whale. Yeah.

It's free on YouTube right now. Is it really? Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. Skips to the end. I did. Skipp into the end. That will be so good.

Yeah, whatever. It is, but. That's a great film. Yeah. he's fat it's one of those movies that like it's one of those movies that like it really I just can't believe how why would you do that mummy they're gonna be getting another whale he's gonna be him in the afterlife of the gods and he's got he fights he fights the Tibetan it's got it's God of War lafay but it's the whale

they happen the same time as each other they're both going on so he's kind of just like in the cage like everything has happens he's kind of just watching dude Santa Monica can get my money today Santa Monica can get my money today if they release a teaser trailer with Lafayne flying up to the heavens and then she turns to their right and it's Brendan Fraser doing that face where it's like the meme where it's just like

they don't even try to defend this anymore they just look at you like this I love that picture dude it's a great image crying fat Brendan Fraser all medically fucking destroyed Anyway Yeah, apparently he's Jack now

So he's up He lost a lot of way He got much much better Shamed maybe well The picture that I saw Might be fake But like if it's not He's fucking

He's like in shape Is he like 86 or how old He's really not that old He's 50s He's like mid 50s Plus like 30 He seems so much older to me I guess when I was a kid

He would be in his 20s I guess I was like this When we saw him There was a period of time We saw him Where he looked really bad Oh yeah

Like really really He was kind of close to the whale He was like 100 pounds off He was like a thin whale He was like a thin whale Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was, like, clearly on drugs and stuff. He was, like, not okay.

Hollywood fucked his ass and he got depressed. Literally, you got, you got sexually assaulted. What? By who? I, one of his directors, then he told his wife and his wife called him a bitch and divorced him took a bunch of his money. That's so, I know, I know that. That's like real.

That's crazy. That's crazy. It's the kind of thing you hear, and you're like, all right. He also got blacklisted from Hollywood for outing, trying to out his, his, talking about the fact somebody's sexual assaulted. Yeah. Which is, I love that. Yeah.

I love pre-me-2 was fucking hilarious, dude. it's the point I'm like, too is so funny because it's just like man, it's so unfortunate dude that you just

happened to you because the male side of me too is just like man this is really unfortunate no one is going to believe there's always the most masculine niggins it happens to too it's never like a

never like a fucking what's his name what's a fucking the guy was social network like I play Lex Luthor everybody would be like now we get it he got taken he got taken advantage of it's always like fucking

people like fucking Brendan Fraser Terry Cruz, too, which is crazy. To have the balls to do that in front of people, too. He didn't in front of people, exactly. And like, Trey comes brought up and people laughed at him. And I'm like, what are you doing? And it's like, dude, I understand you don't want to come off as the angry black man in that.

But men don't get such a little Kingston. Huh? Yeah, man. Yeah, never. Never. Don't you understand that they report zero? Mm-hmm. Look, man.

Look, my, my vagina happens out there. You guys get it more, but we definitely get it. We definitely get it too. You guys get it more. It's meant suck more. Yeah, I'm not even really convinced it's more. I think it's about the same to be honest. I think it's definitely more.

It is astronomically more. I really don't believe it. I know you don't believe it, but that doesn't change the fact that. It's definitely more. Okay. Historically, the laws and the rules. I'll take every experience. Just pretend like it's.

Yeah, well, you're anecdotally attributing that to what it is. But it's like it's a hundred percent anecdotal. Like what are the odds of this? Our experience is? What are the odds of that? Every single, like, what, come on. You know what's crazy? A lot of girls probably happens to,

nobody even understand that it happened to them. What do you mean? Like, they probably don't even get it because it's so common. What do you mean? Like, it's so common. It's probably happens to them so often or it's happened them so many times.

They don't register it as that. Interesting. That's exactly what I'm saying. That's even crazier. That's what, you don't think that happens to men, are you kidding? No,

that's what I'm saying. That's exactly. What you're saying is what I'm saying is more likely to happen to men, actually. It happens to them and then they're like, that can't happen to me. I'm a man. And so they just move on. Women, I think, are more sensitive to the fact that it does happen. I disagree.

That's crazy. I disagree. Young girls are sexualized almost immediately. That's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's not true. No, no, no. So what happened is that it's, like, literally quite immediately. So for them, they just don't know.

They have to be aware at this point. In 2026, where everybody's telling them that it's always happening? I really don't think it's that simple, man. I think that's insane. I don't think that's simple. I mean, perhaps. I mean, like, I don't get me wrong. I think it happens to a lot of men that don't understand it happens to them too.

100%. But I think just simply because of how fuck this world is, particularly towards women, it probably happens. I think if it genuinely, I think the most obvious thing is just. I think that what you're saying, though, is what the specific thing that you're saying, I think is more, that happens more to men, I think. Where they don't understand that it happens? They wouldn't, they would never register. They wouldn't register because they don't, they're raised to think it can. happened to them. I think what happens is men deny it. Well, brother.

Deny it. No, I didn't think men deny it, right? I think what happens is for women. Genuinely, it's so commonplace, they don't even register that it's that. I think there's a difference. I think for like maybe teenage girls probably. I think it's more of a, uh, I think women for sure. It's not that they don't register, they just ignore it because it happened so frequently. It's like a little thing. But like what Chris is saying, obviously, it's so underreported because even for myself, even though something happened to me, my brain in in this society. I agree. Within the society, I still don't feel violated. We all have a situation like that in this room, right? And we're all like...

But let's just be real. I think literally like 90, 90, 97% of the matter. Because historically, especially with religion and how things are set up, like, women are infinitely more... It is... The numbers aren't even close. They're probably men are extremely underreported. But the numbers are so astronomically high because of how historically all these laws have been written. Oh, sure.

Just to fuck them over. Yeah, that's like it can't. So I can't even like, I don't, I think it would, even if we try to investigate, it would just raise women's number even higher. Yeah, I think like it would still be like this. Like, you know, the graph, it would just keep going up. It just bothers me. I wouldn't think that they can't do it. Like, we've met people like that.

No, I agree. You remember that conversation we had with that girl who was like, that guy was telling the story and she laughed at him? I was like, brother, this is exactly, this is crazy. That is. I still remember that. I agree. And I think. No, and I think it's because of the fact that, like, that is...

What is that? Like, why? Why do you think somebody... Because they think it can't happen. But, like, what... Because to them, the way the picture is painted, because of the way the... Like, niggas suffer from patriarchy, too. We don't get that, but we also suffer under that bullshit as well.

After her, it's like, well, you're a strong man. Stop it. And it's like... Stop it. It's not that simple to just stop it as you get scared and you freeze up. And then, like, what if the person says you did something to them after you choose not to have... Like, it's all that is real, you know? It's like it's, it's insane.

It's just the idea that the power, the power is just not in their ball court. The power's in our ball cart technically. So you think because of, because of, like, oh, in their mind, a person like that. No, but a person like that that says like, oh, you can't be assaulted or whatever, is it because they're like, oh, you're on top and you can't? Is it like a punching up, punching down thing? I think so. I think it doesn't. Because that's the way that they would.

do with the people would say oh like black people can't be racist there'd be some people that would make that idea and they would say it's power plus prejudice so therefore since I don't have any power I can't be racist yeah it's ridiculous it's obviously it's the most self-evidently stupid thing it's a very crazy it's such a stupid conversation because it's like dude you don't like to even have that conversation like we are using the wrong words from the beginning right now we're just not using the right phrases to describe things like no we can't be systematically racist. We can be absolutely racially prejudiced, duh. And anyone that

says that it's like, dude, just stop talking. It's insane. It's it makes me wonder, like, in those situations, like, why are you actively trying to pull yourself down? It's almost like you want so desperately, like, oh, I don't have any power. And I'm like, you can have power. Right, right. Like, you can, you can... The power

it's not the right words being used. It's a conversation amongst people that don't understand the words. That's how it got made up in the fucking first place. And it turns into a problem is, like, you're just, we're not using the right phrase to do this. But I think that was on purpose. I think the reason why the word racist

has been used so incorrectly so often is on purpose to dissuance. Oh, like a sci-up. Like, I think everything that is, that is so easy to understand why it's supposed to be a sci-up. I think it's quite literally like,

these are just evil people. We're like, oh, let's just fuck this up on purpose. And it's like, oh, yeah, now it's a fucking, now it doesn't have the right meaning. Yeah, that early... Like the word not, everybody getting called Nazi on purpose. That early... They did them on purpose.

Absolutely. That early BuzzFeed feminism was suspicious. viciously stupid. Yes. You know what I mean? Like it's just like really like unacademic, like careless, really dumb. Do you think. It's them.

It's the fucking. Do you think. Why is AI getting pushed so heavily right now? So they could do whatever they want and then be like it wasn't me. I'll be honest. I'm being honest. I'm usually pretty conspiratorial. But to me what this felt like, I always say if you'd notice in the regular work field,

you know, I've had a billion jobs. You know, it's like, oh, why are our managers and leaders? Why are they so fucking stupid? what it is it's this blind fucking arrogance you're so stupid you don't have any self-conscious like bone in your body and so they charge ahead and they get the better positions because usually I'm like I don't know if I want to do that

this regular people are usually like I don't know should I go for it should I do this and they're just like I'm fucking retarded give me the job they get these jobs and I feel like a lot of these like those BuzzFeed feminists and all that stuff are those people and the people who were real activists

were too timid so then they took the fucking big jobs and they wrote the shitty scripts I think that's probably true. I really think so. Derek, I don't disagree with your part of being true. I think definitely part of it was done on purpose.

Like, I don't, I think what you're saying has truth to it. I think like what you... That's like Orson Welles said that once, where he's like, I think he said like there's no, uh,

there's no confidence that matches just ignorance or something like that. You're just dumb and you're not aware. I think he was talking about that when they were making Citizen Kane. Or there's like, I just, I did all the shit because I didn't know I couldn't do it. Yeah. Yeah.

So we just did it. Right. We didn't realize that there was like a more educated person would have been like, we probably can't do that because it's not been done before or we don't know how to do it. We've never done before. Right. Do you think it's convenient that like that is the trail by which they ran forward so hard to be able to end up where we are right now? We really get into questions soon. Like it just, it's, that's too convenient.

Like I get what you mean. That is probably dumb niggas just being dumb. And I think there were a few people that were powerful that were just like, yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty, look, I'm pretty conspirator. Both of those. I'm very conspiratorial. I love a good conspiracy theory or just a conspiracy in general.

Just analyzing it, it just, in my opinion, because I still think politics and the online discourse, in real life politics and online politics is still very separated in a way that when you look at voting numbers, people just don't understand what, like, there was a lot of left just being like, you all fucking got Trump elected. I was like, no, they did it. Those people online that are crying didn't vote. Old people got them elected. Look at the fucking numbers.

But what I'm saying is, so what I'm saying is, I don't think the faux activism of the buzz feeds and MTV News and all that shit really impacted culture nearly as much as people think. I think that this was kind of a flash on the pan. A bunch of these dumbasses got a large jobs. These companies realized they weren't making them any fucking money and then they got, they let them go. I think what happened is that's like that's said. I just think the people who would be at the center of those things would have been different people. Yeah. I just don't see like.

I think I think what happened is that that was a beginning shift. in like the way of how the internet started getting all consuming. And I think that those who were there at the, I think it's people just at the ground floor. Listen, I can be completely wrong, of course. I don't think, I'm completely open to it.

I just want to put, because let's put it this way. It's just not entirely obvious to me in the way that isn't obvious where the right leaning, talking points were coming from where I was like, oh, this is like pro-Russia stuff. They're obviously getting paid by Russia. And then information came out that they were obviously,

like some people, DOJ investigated. And then we saw, We saw stuff with Trump's lawyer All these people that were getting paid And working with Russia and also We saw exactly where it was coming from I don't have Like somebody on the right would say

Oh it's George Soros funding everything And I'm like I don't think so Give me a pipeline or like say a paper trail Where we can like see that deliberate I just don't have anything It's not as concrete Yeah George Soros We're here

Nick I'll take Soros money any day I'll take Soros at this point Fuck it who cares I would leave Who gives a shit? I would do it. I would take it and then I would leave the podcast. I'd be like, yeah.

Thank you. Like, I was my cousin was telling my cousin's on me. He was like, you guys could blow up, but you guys sold out. I would like, I would sell out what like I would sell the podcast. Like I wouldn't be on it anymore.

I would be like, oh, yeah. Yeah, but they wouldn't do that. You know what is the point? It's like, it's like, I would just be like, yeah.

It's like, who would you be willing to sell out too? Anyone that gives me a ton of money, but I wouldn't be on a podcast. Like I would absolutely just give. No, No, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's, that's not the scenario. They're not going to give you money.

They won't give you money if you don't do the show. They want the talent. That's why Bungie got, when they got acquired, like, the stipulation was that people had to stay. And then they fired him. I was got to get fired. You lose, I think, some of what you're vested in, but. Fuck, man. I got to die.

Look, I'm going to be honest. I don't know enough about George Soros. That's a problem. That's why I so I would gleefully take money from Soros, because I hear all these conspiracies from the right-leaning freaks that don't seem to pan out. They never describe him, though, you know what I mean? They don't. They never, like, point at him.

I don't even know what he looks like. They never, they just kind of blanket like anything they don't like is George Soros, but like, who the fuck is this guy? Right. Make yourself known. Give me your money. I think he was, if I remember correctly, it's, there was somebody, he might be one of the people that lived in Germany and was snitching.

And he was snitching to stay alive. I think, I could be wrong, but I think he's, that guy where he was like, oh, I'm Christian and that's a Jew, get him. I think he was snitching. That's crazy. I think that's... That'd be wild.

You know, I should verify it. You know my favorite conspiracy theory is? Yeah. I read this recently is that Obama is actually two-dimensional. Wait, no, that's not. He's a flatlander. He's a two-dimensional person. I wish that.

And he actually built out the three-dimensional layers of it. Like, he's got like fake layers. He's got fake depth. He's got fake depth. Like him without his layers, he just like he's like paper Mario. turn to the right and he disappears. But, like, he has to put on these extra layers in front and in back of him to appear visible. Oh.

Incredible. Can't 2D things not exist in our plane correctly? Yeah. It's not true 2D. So then how to fuck is he? What is he? I can't. I didn't say I knew the math of it.

I'm just explaining to you what I've been told by credible people. That's insane. Anyway, we're going to read your questions now that we only have time for one of them. Roger Or we can go over pageant to Comcastle, I can ask a question Roger C.M What is this?

McGregor... I don't know what this fucking is. Sexually sucking off a man with a signed consent form. Connor, oh, it's reverse Connor McGregor. I didn't even understand what I... Ragergum Rannock. It's insane.

The fuck is. Rekherkum Ranax. sounds like a fucking, it sounds like a destiny thing or like a Star Wars thing. Oh, okay.

That's good. That's a glubshito. That's good. Rercom, Rannock. Anyway, he says, Hey,

Black Bean, Pinto Bean and Reverse, Nobony in 416, in episode 416, stay away from helicopters. You asked about glory holes and massage parlors. Right.

I come bearing news following a rough breakup at 18. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. What are you doing? Glory holes at 18, brother. That's too fucking.

That's, I mean, it's also, it's both. I'm excited. I want to hear this, dude. I don't know. It might unlock a new chapter for me. Yeah, this is interesting.

I became a sexual degenerate, a D-Gen. I worked slash lived near Orlando. And since I was too young to go to clubs, I frequented massage parlors in Orlando, maybe one every month or so. Later on, I was introduced to FetLife. I've heard of that.

I don't know what that is. I don't know. I guess fetish, I guess. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you're right. I think you're right, yeah. And joined the kink community there as a mid-18-year-old. They did pretty good.

That's crazy. Lots of swingers in their late 20s and early 30s were looking for guys like me. And I spent a lot of my weak kids banging married women while their husbands were in the cuck chair. That's crazy. I mean, God bless, man. He was young. That's crazy. At 18 is so crazy.

I guess it's the best time to get it over with. Yeah, you are going to be. No, it's not. If you're going to do your brain, your brain is literally still developing. That's the best time. No, it's not. Because if you're locked in after 25 plus, that means that's just you now. Exactly.

And that's more safe and sound than doing the 18. want to be doing that you don't want to be doing that shit i think i think i think i might be in agreement with him i think you do that shit in your early 20s and then you stop your brain your brain is still in your development in your early 20s that's why you like okay like i did this for two years of my life i'm 26 years old i can't be doing this but he could be over it by the time he's like 22 exactly which would be good it sounds like it sounds like he is going to be fucked he's going to bring that into a relationship and his fucking 20s where it's wild if he was like i don't think so i think so if he got i i can tell you personally my

sexual appetite was completely fucked by the time I was like maybe like But why was it? Because I was fucking too much. Back when you were a kid And now you're over it, are you not? Now I am. Well, retard. Now I am. But that's only because of the fact that I found one person in my

20s. It would help me fucking rebalance myself. I think this is healthy. I don't agree. If he started doing this shit when he was a kid, his HGH, hormones, everything's raging, he's developing and it's attaching to everything that's kind of exploding. Then I think he'd be cooked. but he's already kind of like in that stage where that shit's over, you know,

his bones are going to lock in, you know, like he's going to, he's going to lock it in. He's fucking deep stroking some guy's wife who's present. Look, look, here's what I want to say. Here's what I'm saying.

I'm not advocating that if you're 18 and you go do this. All I'm saying is you, it's better to get this over earlier than later, I think. There's a cutoff, obviously. You shouldn't be 12. But, You know, within reason. A fucking small year old just slamming wives.

You want to get this over with. A 60-year-old kid out here bludging in people's wives. You want to get it over with. You watch this, cuck. You want to get it over within your early 20s. You want to get it over within your early 20s. You're 18. You're an adult.

It's, that's a little, I would have, I would maybe, I would have held off for a little bit. Right. But. In your early 20s, you're already there. If you're already your situation, there are worse situations to be in. That's pretty good. Because you're probably going to get all that out of your system by the time. You're 23.

22 and then you're going to be you're going to be golden being a bull in your teens is nuts that is crazy i'm not going to stand by i'm not going to stand here and validate that it's dude that's like crazy i was proposition for that when i was like i think 20 and i didn't do it it scared me i i was convinced they were going to kill me i couldn't be able to get it up i don't think with another dude just watching me i could not i could not fuck someone's wife knowing they're in a happy relationship i could do that they're clearly not they're clearly not they to them they might be Okay, she is She's having a great time

She's thrilled And he's saying he is If she wanted in the other room He's saying is Then one day he's gonna wrap his mouth So thoroughly around a shotgun That it's gonna be It's gonna blow Kirby's mind

That's crazy That's crazy He's a bull at 1890 That's so What are the stats on this Hold on wait wait wait Hey I want Cooper flag Got into the NBA

At 18 years old son Fucking number one pick I want to know the stats of like how many cucks kill themselves. I kind of want to know that. It's probably more than you. It's probably way high. It's probably exactly what you think of it. 86% minimum.

Probably a solid 70 something percent of them. It really literally blow. It has to be a stupid high. Hearing your wife have an orgasm from another guy while you're in the room is not good for your mind. I'm sure. It's one of those things. We're saying this as monogamous people. I'm saying as a monogamous person.

Right. Sure. I get to have ignorant, yes, entirely. But I can't imagine that. I have been non-monogamous, though. I, and I even... The thing for me, though, is like, I don't want to... I don't want to be.

I don't want to know shit. Chris, when you were non-monogamous, I was telling you actively, that's nuts, my nigga. I was like, your wallet. Well, I was having a great time, to be honest. But I mean, it's like why you're... But I was all over the place.

But it's like, why the fucking even in a relationship? That's crazy. Exactly. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, it didn't really make a lot of sense. But it was kind of cool. It was kind of cool. It was kind of cool until it wasn't.

Like as the Per unusual, right? That's how it works out. I think some people are built for it. I think some people genuinely are built for being able to be non-monogamous. I think that is a possible thing. I just don't think most people that say they are. The thing for me is just like,

the thing that blows my mind is like, why are you married? That's crazy. That to me is crazy because there's a contract involved. There's like money involved. If you want to date around like that, like fine, whatever. Especially like the thing for me was like it was a lot. long distance things. I was like, all right, listen, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm prime right now. Yeah. Like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not with respect. Yeah. And I think, I think you could,

there's different shades of love, but like married, bro. I imagine it's just because like one of my friends got married really quickly for benefits. I feel like it's probably some people probably get married because they're like, man, it just makes sense. We'll save on taxes. We can do this health care, blah, blah, blah. I'm just assuming. I'm trying to make these people. I'm trying to like, there's some logic there. Make people seem less stupid. I don't see the benefit of getting married for that tax shit anymore. Well, dude, when you, especially when you were just ruin Lily's life more. When yourself, when you're self-employed, it doesn't, good.

For Jojo and I, it doesn't, it doesn't work. It sucks. It does, it doesn't, it benefits you if you both do fucking, if you have W-2s. If you have a 1099 like myself, all it does is take her W-2 and it absorbs it into my debt. So she doesn't get anything back. Yeah, it's really fucked. It's really bad. It's fucking stupid.

So I'm like the first. I pay less taxes. Yay. Yeah, exactly. Awesome. I pay less shit. doesn't get to enjoy anything from getting sucked from her. And it sucks, dude.

It feels bad. I don't know. I don't know. Lily chose me. I don't know. I'm going to shit, man. She made a choice. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's hear. This is so crazy. So as a mid-18 year-old did pretty good. Lots of swingers well, blah, blah, blah. Later on, I was introduced to glory holes, which are mainly for men to blow other men in

sex shop bathrooms. Sex shop. But fairly often, you can find people who set up glory holes in their home. Sometimes it was just a plywood wall in a dark hallway with a dark hallway with a sheet or a waist-high coal cut in. You had to be careful, though, because some women would make their husband's sub- wait, would make their sub-husbands, would make their sub-husbands blow men while advertising it as a woman hosted glory hole.

Oh, man. That's fucking rude, dude. But yeah, I don't know, man. I guess you would be able to, but wouldn't you be able to tell by the mouth? That was almost too much. No, well, no, probably not, right? Oh, wait, because your dicks all the way in. I'm stupid.

Yeah. Like, you probably, you wouldn't be able to see, you can't see anything from the other side. You see a mustache? That's what I would need to do? It's like a woofer brimley mustache, dude. But that's what you need to do. You need to like, you need to like, so, like, you stick your dick in there. And then you need to, like, pull out a little bit so you can see the mouth.

That's crazy. Wait. Bro. I pierced through. 100%. If you see fucking five o'clock shadow or something, you're like, oh, no. That's, you're like, oh, no. I got to finish.

I'm already here. I'm already here. I've already torn. I got to finish this out, man. Damn it. Dom. It's good to get that, I don't know, man. This is not an ideal life that you're describing.

But it's good that you got that shit out of the way early. Is there any more? That's it. That's where he ended up. Okay. Dude, please be upon you, I guess. I don't know, man. Get that shit out of your system as early as possible.

I want to know, is this person, so is this all present tense as he's talking? Yeah, I don't know, because he said I was 18. He typed, he typed this in while out of glory hole. He's getting, it's getting prepped. And he's like, yeah, man. And sometimes they bring their sub husband and that happened to him. He's like, God damn it, tricked again. That's crazy.

That would make me so. See, that's why I would literally, I mean, now it doesn't matter. But say back in the day, if I even knew about glory holes and where they were, I just wouldn't be able to risk it because of shit like that. Yeah. I just, that's so rude and disrespectful. If I'm going to use a glory hole, I got to clearly not care if a man sucks my dick already, you know? You kind of resign.

Whatever, dude. If you want any kind of, like, because what is the point of mystery in that, in that scenario, if not the possibility of that happening? Like, I've seen, it's got to be part of it for you, right? I've seen fucking crazy-ass videos on Instagram. So I think in a porn scenario, no. Well, right. But that's the, that's the problem, though. In a porn, if you're getting, someone's getting sued.

It's like, yo, I did not agree to sue with his partner. We had no tests on them. I mean, you could arguably sue anyway. I don't know how, what you would hold up. But. I feel like a glory hole is. in NATO. That's too much for me.

That's too much. As degenerate as I got, I never got to back degree. It's like guys that go to freaking massage parlors and then fucking go to their happy endings. There's this one guy that's looking on Instagram that went there is this 6'7 black dude went there and put one of those damn poor little Asian ladies in a wheelchair

effectively. And it's like, what is wrong with? Like, what are you? Why are you going to Malaysia to do to see people? What are you doing? What are you doing? It's like a Thailand people too. It's like, what are you? Like, you're just going there. You're a villain. you're like, oh, I'm going to enjoy myself. No, you're going to harm people.

You are a villain. You're just a monster. You're a monster. I really think that... You're arguably a villain for sleeping with these women's wives also, but like, I mean... You're not a villain. You're not a villain there. I'm not saying you are. I'm saying you're arguably one.

No, I don't... Because like, we... You know, they're not thrilled. But you're not, but they're not... Look, if everyone's telling you it's a-okay... It's not my concern. It's not like they're fucking other women. You know what I mean?

No, well, he's not fucking anybody. No what I mean? Like, the husband. That's why he's sitting in that goddamn chair. Yeah. It's got to be, it's crazy. You got to,

you got after you fuck someone's wife, you got to walk up to them and take fucking gas money out of their fucking wallet. You got to, you got to, you got to be like, it's a nice shoes he got on. Give me your coat. Not on his fucking feet.

Then grab his fucking wallet. Take a bunch of money out, fucking toss it back at him. Sexually assault him. Not on his feet. Push his wife over. Push his wife over. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. I like that. I like that. I think cucks, dude, I think might be the only. like group that exists exclusively because of porn because I can't see somebody

getting into that without porn existing because like how do you how is that like they're ancient how does that like they're ancient I guess but I also yeah who's the first who got into it first I mean there's there's accounts of slave masters being cucks and shit like cuckiles

yeah cuckula cuckulia cuckulis and count cuckula cuckulis and count cuckula is a masterful creation. Are you kidding? It's really good. Where? That's hot. Fuck my wife.

Blu, that's hot. I don't really feel good about this. I bant too much. He's like upside down like a bat. You see the little boner through his fucking wings? You look over at it. You look around him.

He flashes you randomly. It really is crazy, man. There's no King shaming, I guess. Yeah. But at the same time, it's like, intrinsically for me, it's hard. If you're into some weird shit, man,

be prepared to be shamed. I think, like, you shouldn't have people, you shouldn't stop what you're doing, but you also shouldn't give a fuck if somebody doesn't like it. I think that's like, I think that should be, it's like your music taste.

King shaming is, I don't know, man. I think it's like a music taste. I'm in both camps, so I'm like, maybe, you shouldn't. Intellectually, I don't king shame. Reflexively, though, I do. Yeah, I still don't work to do.

I don't sit there and ruminate about how much you suck or whatever, but like instinctively, I have a reaction when I see certain things. Look, if you're in any of that stuff, just don't stop. I still got work to do. But just have enough constitution, man.

Have enough constitution to be like, to be, was it comfortable with it? Sure. In a way, like I said, right now there's a campaign of people making fun of people who listen like Sleep Token.

And Sleep Token has a lot of bad music in my opinion, but they have some good moments. Like, I think they have a lot of good moments within them. But I think it's hilarious to make fun of them. A lot of the videos are really funny. But there's so many people that are upset. And I'm like, guys, stop being upset.

They're going to keep making more videos. They're doing it because you're getting upset. It's amazing how people don't know that rule yet. I don't. It's crazy. There's a lot of people don't know that rule yet. When you tell the internet that somebody bothers you, they're just going to latch onto it. Yeah.

Amazing. Yeah. It's same thing. So king shaming, same thing. If someone's like, oh, you're fucking, you like being a cuck and be like, yeah, whatever. And then really, that disarms, it's like, I can't, you can't say anything. else with the person. It's like that comedian guy. There's like a comedian who's like he's like famously like he's he has a trans wife or something and he's had it he's he's been into that forever. He was he did a bunch of

podcast and he's like he doesn't care. Nobody makes fun of him for it at all. Right. But there are people who would be made fun of it if they if they if they announced it it had bothered. Right. Leave leave alone. Leave you low. He's like Burke Kreischer. I think it gets made fun of all the time and he's got and he's bitchs about it. Constantly whines about it. And then people make fun of him more about it. Of course. Dude, one of the funniest bits for a while was, he was like always denounces the most fattest and racist comic. And it was such a funny bit to the point where like,

it was like his Thompson girl and all. No, he's not at all. That's not like what. But that's why it was funny. It was a bit. And then he got to the point, he's like, I don't know, man. Like, I don't like. Like he couldn't.

I was like, dude, this was, it was such a moment of like, this is great. Roll with it. We know you're not racist. But he's like, I don't like being called racist. And then people are like, you're fucking gay. I'm going to. I'm going to say worse stuff about you now. Look, I'm not a white person.

Are you sure? Racism doesn't stick to me the way it sticks to them. But I feel like being called the races when you're genuinely not is probably one of this. If you're a comic and doing bits on a podcast and all this stuff. That's the difference. I get it. That's the difference. That's the difference.

That's funny. I think that would be hilarious. Yeah. It's annoying. You know Adam Friedland? The Adam Friedland, he was on podcast. Yeah. So like him, his entire career was just being called like a.

bug and like all these things he was the punching bag and he is kind of a bug he took it he's bug-like yeah he is very bug-like yeah he is very bug-like if you if you put ad of freeland in a bug's life it'd change anything about his design he would fit in perfect i wouldn't even notice i wouldn't even notice he put him in ant oh you're right you're right it'd be seamless you're right because all those insects are already jewish basically holy shit a lot of jews in that movie a to wudie al is in ants. Yeah, he's like king Jew.

More so than Jesus. Yeah. No, Jesus is the strongest Jew. He's not king Jew. He's literally king of the Jews, is he not? I feel like his magic's kind of not that strong. I feel like his magic is crazy. He self-reszes.

What do you mean? That's the best magic. You only did it once. Yeah, and then he went to Nirvana. Bro, what do you mean? That's fucking peak. That's useless. Imagine if you have that power.

Oh, you get to show up once and then you leave? What does that do? Yeah, I show up once and I go to salvation. That's pretty powerful. For a Jewish person, too, that's extremely powerful. If we needed you on a team, what would you do? Get me to the point. I can come back once and I got to leave afterwards.

Exactly. I can get to the, like, give me on the one most dangerous mission, and I can do that one thing one time. I need a paladin and I have, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. He's a healer. He's a healer. Okay, fair.

He can healer, but healer in a transmuter. I don't know if he's ever healed someone's wounds, though. I mean, he touched a whore And she stopped horrid I mean, that's a wound for sure I hate that fuck her I'd not That's so

If he touched the horror You're like No I'd be very upset I think All the locals would be furious She's not whoring anymore Thanks Jesus

Imagine the one That's that two One guy's like I'm a snitch I'm a fucking That's what happened to Judas Where's fucking He cured

There's no more prostitutes Fucking in Jerusalem And then fucking Judas was like This motherfucker The Romans up He was like Yeah we got a

bitch ass Yeah, man. He's fucking everything up, dude. This is a fun one. He's tripping, nigga. No one's doing nothing about it. Okay, yeah, let's do. We got to do more.

We got to do more. Andromeda guy, Derek, do not call me out again. I'm warning you. He says, he wrote it. He says, hey friends, smiley emoji. Before I changed my name to something unrelated to this, I genuinely wanted to ask, man, this is like a reverse Sophie's choice.

What is the better game? Mass Effect the Andromeda or Dragon Age the Vail Guard. Oh, it's interesting. That's an interesting... It's a better of your game. Absolutely. I feel like it would have to be, right?

It's well-garde. So with the updates to Indromeda, then they abandoned it. They fixed some of the major problems. But one thing for sure is that the Vel-Guard is a complete game. It is a complete game. Andromeda desperately needed the DLC because all of the arcs didn't show up. And so there's certain alien races that just aren't even in the game. Because they're bringing over arcs, right?

So, like, have all these... We're going to populate the Indromeda Galaxy. So there's no... fucking quarians. There's no Volus. There's no, there's a lot of missing alien species. Can I be honest? They shouldn't have been in the game in the first place I think of him being out. Like I understand like repairing it and bringing them eventually.

But I feel like it's just, I guess as you're going to that the galaxy, it makes sense that they would show up there. But I feel like it's like new time, new shit. It's like, give me, give me everything new. Like humans. If that wasn't the game, then I would completely agree with you. I would be like, oh, I would have preferred something completely different. Like this brand fucking new bring. Maybe like a crew. your crew might have some of them on it.

Yeah, it's just a crew and then you're entirely different. I completely agree with that. But since that's not the game, and they were like, oh, we're bringing over all these arcs. And then they just, they methodically were like, we're going to fucking bring them over in DLC. And then, of course, they abandoned the game. They're like, oh, cool. So it's just unfinished. And the alien that you fucking met is the most boring.

I can't believe how shitty they were. The aliens that you actually met all that was so shitty. This is lame. A few were just humans with re-skinned. And you know what it was, dude? The second, there's two species that you meet. And they're the same thing. They're just converted.

Those rock alien things were, those purple motherfuckers are converted into those rock alien guys. I was like, so it's the same fucking race. How lame is that? You mean one alien race. Could you imagine that? Could you imagine that? Of course I can. No, I actually can't imagine.

You're a fucking idiot. After playing, after playing Mass Effect, I can. could not imagine that. That's fucking crazy. It was... All of the species of Mass Effect are so genuinely not the same as each other. Yeah, very interesting. Except for the Reapers in a fucking Jamaican. And he's barely one of them. He's one of them that goes on run sometimes. The Prothians. He's a priest of... It's like, dude, that's such a...

That's such a... It was a massive letdown that they could have... They could have made it a different species. That was so lazy. And they could have at the very least Made it a different species Just make furry shit at that moment It's full of D&D and it's make a nigga That's effectively a goat

Right You know at that moment Instead of doing something like it's so But I will say the Vail Guard's writing Was technically worse There was a lot of moments that all Even getting to know the characters I was like I

I'm so uninterested in knowing you And Dramida had some interesting characters I think the old Krogan Was a very good character because Krogan's are written pretty well It's pretty easy Just make them cunts Make them battle-harden cunts

So it's easy to write that It was They have strengths and weaknesses But I would say if I had to play If I had to choose one again I had a lot more fun With the combat And the bosses in the Vail Guard

There was actually some bosses In like the world where you're It's in between all the mirrors Yeah And there was some bosses There was like this dude That's sitting in a giant You know, there's a lot of boss battles that were, I had some fun with it.

I think, for me, the most interesting character in that game was the, was even though she was a very Disney character, I think the little transdimensional elf was actually really cool. I thought she was cool. Belara or something. I actually, I disagree, but, hey, you know. Really? I thought at least the fact that she was from a straight up different place. Like, yeah, like, I'm not from here. It's like, what the fuck?

You're just not from this reality. That's nuts. She would be interesting if she wasn't so fucking annoying. That's terrible. That's the only character I'm aware of and she sucks. If she was written, my old bioware, she would have been a fucking insane character. She could have been really good. She could have been a bridge to the gap of something.

Some of the shit didn't make sense, though. It's like, oh, but no, that's just... Some of the characters were trash, and they were, like, people who wrote some good characters in three. Really? Yeah. It didn't make any sense to me. Like, say people wrote, like, Talley and shit. Like, I was like, wait, you fucking made...

It didn't make any sense. Maybe they were just like, you know what? I kind of want to try. garbage writing Or don't we shit the bed It's entirely impossible They were instructed to

Disneyify It's kind of like It is very Disney Do I think Do I think the people Who are leading God of War Lafay Were like

Yeah let's put in a Wimical Cube You know You know You know you're burning Hated for You know You know

Apparently I have some Information about this Oh please Please This is not Particularly I'll take any

surfaced but that's Barlogue's fought for that cube for a while apparently can I be honest though there was I'm gonna be completely honest I'm a big fan of Quaid Barlog he had a lot to do with God of War II but he should be killed is that you about to say no I was trying to predict what you're gonna say he had a lot to do with number number two but he is responsible for the worst parts of the new series when I've heard him talk and interviews that he had his hands in

and things that he fought for like Ironwood Anything that's a heavily narrative yes Also there's there's a lot of I've peeking into his mind

there's a lot of decisions that were made that I was like I don't like that I don't like that you did this but it is yours so right whatever and I guess hearing that now, I'm like, oh, fuck, that makes sense. Like, that does make sense. I hope the cube is

a cube from the river where Excalibur is from. I think that would be so funny, where it is a talking piece of a river. I think that shit would be so late. I'm pretty sure the sword is Excalibur. So I'm pretty I think the idea of that would be so damn stupidly funny.

I'm a river. Whatever it is, it is what it is. Jack Wade, the river. Cube, that's a river. Do you guys remember that squirrel that's in Ragnarok? Oh my God. Yeah, I do remember that.

Now, here's the thing. It talks sometime. That rocket raccoon, like, squirrel thing. You can, like, annoy it by keep hitting the bell. Like, you keep throwing it. It's like, all right, stop doing it. And here's the thing. I would, because somebody brought that up.

They're like, there's stupid shit in this universe already. And I'm like, but that thing is relegated to that one section. And it doesn't go outside of it. It was also bad. It was bad. And that's my point. Yeah. If a cube was, like, oh, it's the Smith.

It's the, it's the, you buy stuff from the cube. I'd be like, that's stupid. But that's it. It's just relegated to these areas and I don't have to fight with it. It's not sliding into frame. Boing enemies. Boing. I'm like, oh.

What damage can that boss? What you do? Boing. Kill somebody. Hits the final boss and he dies. Dude, she's doing work on that Tibetan God. And this stupid asshole is like, boing. Boing.

I was like, dude, stop. She's comboing the fuck out of him. I love how much you hate. this cube. It genuinely brings me happiness. We do have to move on. Yeah, we do. Hey, I'm just not a Disney guy, dude. Like, not in, I'm not a Disney adult. That's annoying. There's nothing about

that cube that makes any fucking sense. I love it. We're going to move on. I know. King Dad dating a second worst King Dad wrote in. He says, hello, my favorite Puritan Quakers. I have to say that I thought Sween was lying about homophobia in Jamaicans. That wasn't until I learned about this dude at my work was a Jamaican

and over the course of seven minutes, I heard how, and he gives like a whole list. He'll quote, kill gay any day in JA. Has 19 kids with 13 women. Must fuck women before he marries since he's afraid of he do with my man. Hell yeah. That's a crazy reason. Hell yeah, dude.

I almost agreed with that until that last part. I was like, oh my God. And spent a solid four minutes talking about how sweet pussy is. he's gay there's a lot of gay caribbeans man last part that is that is a lot of us there's a lot of us I mean gay Caribbean not I'm not one right

yeah he does remind him of those closeted like guys on the right yeah like I'm so straight it's so sweet I'm like that reminds me when a this guy that was telling me like dude fucking black girls pusses are sweeter than like white girls

and I'm like I was like you've never had pussy like immediately like when he said That's not true. It's not not true. You've never. Not not true. You've never had pussy. It's like it's a thing that people say when you're like you're just making shit up.

No, they're just fucking fetishizing people. You're fetishizing people and they've never had pussy because it's insane. As soon as you like, if you ate out of a white girl and a black girl, they're like, there's no difference. Unless like she's unhygienic or something. You're like, oh, there's. I don't know, man. I've heard my dad talking. about women and it's like my nigga, I, you suck, dude.

Son, did you know Asians have horizontal pussies? Did you know that? That's not true. It's crazy. Absolutely. I'll be like, dad. It's also just dad, no. I'm like, dad, trust me, I know they're not.

Son, I've, I've, they're not. Son, I don't know what's going on in India, but I know most of the world. It's all the same. Son, I've been to Tibet. What do you mean? The Tibetan monks put it. That may be one Tibetan you met there. But trust me, dad.

So, look that concentrated and turned her pussy horizontal. I dated a woman from the circus in Tibet. Her name was Horizonto. And she had horizontal pussy. I guess they all do. That's really specific. I feel like you found the one person who was, in fact, identifiable by her horizontal pussy. Yeah, I feel like no one else.

Son, you don't understand. Son, you're with respect. An idiot. That's crazy. You haven't lived the life I've lived. I'm like that. I trust me Again the one agent

last number was half Hispanic but her pussy was definitely not sideways I would have screamed I would have screamed That would be so Dude that was like a Her eyes were vertical Did I just

Yes dude It's so awesome Cobra That is so awesome Insane If you ever see that You already know what it looks like downstairs Dude

That's so stupid Like the carpet match The Draper match The drapes do the fucking eyes match the I do the I do it's I do it's shout out to the homophobics in the

yeah what is it I'll kill any gay I'll kill any gay any day in JAA that's so much crazy there's a bar unfortunately I'm so much homophobia any day in JAA the only place I know that wasn't really like that doesn't have a big problem with gay people at least openly gay people expressing themselves

where I know is St. Thomas and I think Puerto Rico by nature of the fact that right to each other. But other than that, I feel like there's the Bahamas, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Jamaica, Renata. The DR doesn't make any sense. I know good. It's like culturally, they act gay. Dude, Caribbean Hispanic people are gay. Like, our culture is gay. Even the ones that aren't gay, they act gay. Even Caribbean culture is just gay. It's

flamboyant for sure. Yeah, flamboyant is what I mean. It's, it's, it's, it's closer up to the point where in America to like a, I don't know, a 50, like a 1950s conservative of Christian household. Like, they would be ostensibly gay. Yeah. It's insane. It's so,

it's, it's wild. It's, but it's crazy that it's just a bi-product of colonialism. Like, actually. It's just so fucking crazy.

It's just like, you guys are so insanely back-rounded. Like, if you talk, if you know about like tainal culture, there's a third, there's like third and fourth-gendered people there. That exists.

And it's just like, no. That's a bunch of nonsense. I'd rather died and be gay. Aw, you moron. I killed those people on purpose, son They're all dead

They're all gone I fed on them They're all murdered Son would you like to kill some gays and J.A. with me? My dad is so homophobic That's free Yay My father is so homophobic

It's hilarious I want him to come on a show almost Because you guys can see how shit he is I want it You think we should play the role We should play like a Almost like that we're not being combative We're just kind of like agreeing with them

Yeah So that way we get him to talk more How do you think How long do you think? How long do you think you would last if Chris and I were holding hands the entire time in the episode. But why are you

take my hand like that? Why you do what I do with that for? Nothing. You know? Are you bottom? No. What's that mean? What does that mean, sir?

He's like, Kingston, tell him what I mean. I'm like, Kingston, tell him what I mean. I'm like, it means, it means you are, you are,

you are too homosexual, man. You guys are that. Oh, King, well, it's interesting that you say that King, then, because Kingston told,

told us that you were gay that would be oh no that would be such a bad start transforming start getting horns because he's older now so he's definitely not as strong as it used to be but let's say like it's like my dad

when he was like maybe like 38 he would have beat this out of all of us yeah why up why run guys run fucking spikes on his fucking spikes on his fucking spikes on him he looks like um what's

name that fat clown nigga from fucking from the uh from spawn when he transformed into his real form oh violator yeah he turns into the real world his name's violator yeah he sucks he really sucks he turns to the violator's demon form and you guys should probably leave he's gonna have a he's gonna lash out for a bit he's gonna let's I buy you a new computer just get out

this is gonna get out of you guys let him cool off all right let's uh that's crazy that's awesome though uh that one guy from bachy that rapes Trump and Elon wrote in he says so guys I had to double dip because Chris curious about a person being thrown into a volcano. There's a group of guys who wanted to know as well.

Oh, no. Uh-oh. And found out that a pig, oh, okay. That a pig almost has the same bone, fat muscle and water retention as human. So they threw a dead pig into the volcano when recorded it and uploaded it online. Just letting you all know. That is interesting, I guess. It was dead.

I really hope it was. I don't know. I feel, what I'm saying is I kind of want to see like a pedophile or something. they could you know what I mean I look like because I'm too curious that curiosity is not going to translate to me it's like that's a pig

I'd rather not I'm a humanitarian but I have exceptions like where I'm like this is completely barbaric but why not if there's things that we can learn why know if we can disguise that's crazy listen why that line is not good

if we can shut up if we can disguise just throwing a pedophile into a active volcano as, you know, a science lesson, I don't see a reason not to go along with it. I really think that... Bill Nye, the science guy. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.

What happens when you throw a pedophile in a volcano? Lifts an entire human. He lives an entire human with his fucking mind. Wait, wait, wait, wait, he has telepathy. What is he doing? He's fucking telekinetic. What is he doing? And the pedophiles, I'm pedifying.

I'm a pedophile. I get pediply. I get peti fly. he's fucking... Oh, he's a levitating way. I thought... Sorry, I pedophile. Sorry.

My brain interpreted that completely wrong because I didn't hear like a key part of that. I thought you were levitating a volcano, turning it upside down, and then dipping somebody in tor. That is way cooler. That's way crazy. That's way better. Also, impossible. Bill Nye flips it over. He doesn't like, you know how you, you catch a skateboard when you kick the heel of it?

Yeah, yeah. He stomped the heel of it. Kielvin, you catch your board. He's just fucking... Catch the volcano. Considering how big those fucking Hawaiian islands are, dude, that's fucking crazy, dude. Oh my God. I can do it anyone.

You want me to go to fucking Olympus and Mars? Insane. Isn't that the biggest volcano in our solar system? I think so. I think it's like 14 miles higher. That's insane. For Mars, too, is it Mars smaller than Earth? Yeah.

Yeah, by little, yeah. That's crazy. A bit decent smaller. A planet's smaller than Earth to have a 14-mile-high volcano is fucking outrageous. So I guess there's no sea. So I guess technically... Have you seen the storms? You could factor that in, I guess?

Yeah. What? In the storms on Mars? Yeah, they're funny. It's crazy. You know that Forever thunderstorm in the Amazon? Yeah. Isn't that crazy that it happens here?

In Amazon? Yeah, I think it's in the Amazon. There's a place here on Earth where there's, it's always lightning. And it's like this, like, in the middle of, like, this lake. I think it's like a cold front and, like, a warm front are always kind of pushing at each other. So it's like a lot of sad. I've never heard of that. And Amazon, it makes sense.

That place is fucking hell. I think look up, one of you, you could look at it up. You look at it. Because I got to look up. Amazon. Amazon permanent lightning storm or something. I can't remember where it is. But I think, I think if I remember correctly, it's in the Amazon.

And apparently it was like, I saw this a YouTube video, these guys going around and all these different like natural wonders. And they would go there and then they would just basically, it was like, oh, this is real. This is a hoax kind of thing. It's like the biolubincent places. Yeah. Like those are apparently not really that crazy. They're not as.

right as we think they are. Not even remotely. They're, like, very negligible, actually, in comparison. Maybe in the dark of night, they're probably visible, but it's probably not anything that's like, oh, it lights up the entire place. It's not anything like in the pictures that people take of it. Because I've seen by the- But that eternal lightning storm was one of the few places that was like, that's real.

Okay, 13.6. Did you look up the other thing? I'm good right now. Oh, is that the, uh, yeah, I just wanted to be on Mars. 13.6. Which is fucking hilarious. 13.6 miles high. I want to, like, stand at the base of it.

What's the... I wonder what that is, though, because, like, because there's no ocean there. I wonder if that's like normal. Like we got rid of the ocean. If there was an ocean, how much would it be sticking out? Yeah, you know what I mean? Because I know the Marianas Trench is stupid deep, but like that's also the deepest part. Yeah, it ain't, I don't think it's 13 miles.

That's still fucking highs. That's, I mean, regardless. Yeah, like, however much it would be. It's still higher than any human person could see on land here. So, like, it's still impressive. It's cool that you could stand at the base of it. Like, you know, it just feels like what's happening? That is incomprehensibly.

No, there's no one. There's no one's here. There's no forever storm? There's no perpetual storms here, no. That's not, what is the lightning storm thing in the Amazon? What's that? Okay. See.

Because I swear to God, it's always happening. Lightning storm. Lightning storm Amazon forever. I swear to God, it's like a real thing. Maddoin's a lightnings approaching. No, they just has particularly bad ones there. All the time? They have bad.

have thunderstorms. All the time. I guess probably because it's a rain forest. You assume it'd probably be more rainy. So this is one thing you might be thinking of. It says the Catatumbo lightning Venezuela near Lake Mara. Yeah, that is what I'm thinking of.

Yeah. Mara Cabo. Venezuela. Everlasting storm. Yeah, that looks cool. Yeah, like it's always, there's always lightning going off there. Yes, it consistently producing a high constant.

of lightning in the world over Venezuela's kind of storm frequency the storm is typically between damn that's crazy between 140 140 nights to a 300 nights a year for 10 hours at a time off the flash like 40 times per minute yeah that's fucking hilarious

yeah so it's not perpetual in the same way that like the hurricane on fucking Jupiter is or whatever yeah yeah but it's it's as perpetual as it could be on her then it's still fucking insane all let me think we could if if jupor had like a surface in that red spot, how long do you think we can last there? Oh, that's right. It's such a gas planet, isn't it?

That's so disappointing. You're just going to sink and then die really fast. When I learned that there are planets that are just gas, I was so disappointed. Because I was like, that's not a planet, dude. Yeah. It's a planet. It's not a terrestrial planet.

It's just unfinished stars. Yeah, that's like a proto star or something. It's like, I don't give a shit. If I can't land on it, it's not a planet. Get out of it. with this. Well, that's what happens. The further away you are from the sun, the less likely your plan is being made of things. Praise them, though. Praise the gas giants because I wonder how more decimated, like, say, how much more devastation

there would be with, like, asteroids and stuff, if Jupiter didn't absorb so much of it. Bad. Bad. Yeah, that's what that's what I was like. People are, it's just funny to me that people, people were surprised by like the, the confusion around gender. It's like, oh, what is a man? What is a woman? Meanwhile, we got a planet that we can't land on. That to me is That's just the beginning. That was the beginning. That was the beginning. So it's just like, I mean, if you can, if it can be a planet without landing on it, a man can be a woman. As far as I'm concerned.

A person could be what they want to. Like, I think of it like this, right? Someone looked up in a sigh one day and it was like, I want to make a tuzzle where I could see the surface of the moon. And then we did that. That, this world is so much more. Meanwhile, you didn't do that. No, someone did that. You didn't do that.

No, I did not. I can't hear that. Remind the tape where he says he tries to take credit for that. Yeah, he took care. Yeah, he did it. Dude, that's, the world's so fucking wild that Cairn about shit like that. It's like, dude.

Yeah, Lester in the Bible belt's like, well. Yeah, it's like kill yourself, man. It's all fake and there's no, I don't get it, dude. I'm like, there's, you're like, oh, man, can't be women. This is, this, this and that. I'm like, but we have drugs that can literally do it. That disproves everything you're saying right now. There are animals on a planet that can make their skin feel different from how it normally does because they want.

Yeah. That is crazy. That's a hoax. Okay. But to me, it's like if we have medicine that can do many things, we have, it's why, even now, even if you think like, oh, this shouldn't be a thing, but it is. So even though if you don't like it, you have to accept it and acknowledge it that it's a thing. Yeah, I do agree with that. Like literally, we can make this man grow boobs and lactate.

We'll do. And you're like, but it's a, but it doesn't have a uterus. I'm like, okay, so if a woman, if her uterus is destroyed, she's not a woman anymore. Shut the fuck up, you dumb faggots. Shut up. I'm talking about those delicious British treats. That's why. They're not delicious.

I mean, I wouldn't eat them because they have like a bunch of organ meat that I'm not really into. Anyway. These are like, last one. Last one. And then we'll read the names and we'll get out of here. Chris Reagan, gay, near-sighted savior of the West. Hello, big, beautiful, botty boys. Like Sween, I am recently, don't let King's.

Don't let King Dad find out about that. So like Sweeney and I am recently wed to a Disney adult Who is also even worse a Harry Potter girl Yes I love her despite this Since Sweene is in a similar boat What do you guys think would be the worst fandom for you For someone you are dating to be into and why Who would be the worst?

I'm sort of a Disney adult So I can kind of bear with Lily But for me would be You know what honestly? Harry Potter's pretty bad too You know what honestly? I would say say this is like this is out of the realm of what we're kind of talking about here but like i think like youtube drama stuff like genuinely like if you knew what was going on on kiwi

farms or something i'd be really upset oh no i can't i don't know man this is like this is losers shit like i don't know if i could date a loser like that i don't know if i could do it yeah i'd be really upset you got nothing you got nothing else to do That's crazy. Because that's not even, like, media that's interesting, independent of, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, there's nothing, there's no story of that creation. That's a rough one for sure.

That's a bad. That's the worst one. That stuff upsets me. Do you hear about James Charles? I was like, no. No. No, fuck no. That's a pretty rough one.

Yeah, that's a pretty. That's easy. I almost would argue that there's nothing worse. That's pretty rough, man. I would handle anything else. No, there's quite a few things. I can't. Disney adults, I would, I mean, I would.

would hate that, but like, that's fine. Like, whatever. Disney's huge. Like, I get it. I think somebody being a really big fan of the Big Bang theory because that would translate negatively. Shit on my fucking shit on my fiance.

It would translate. I actually watched the first season recently. It's not good, but it's definitely not as bad. What bothers me sometimes is like the crowd, man. That like, that fucking like, um, the crowd laughter. That shit hurts sometimes. Those are real people. Those are real people.

Not always. It's real people. Early seasons they are. They cut it up. They cut it up. So it's real. They just cut it up. You know what I mean? So like there's laughs that clearly weren't earned, but they laughed hard and other and they just insert. The laugh track hurts. But there are moments where it's like, this is, this is well written.

It's that's somewhere in moments. But it's also like, there's moments where it's like. Now, it's interesting you say that. It's like, oh, man. Like I can give that so respect. I was jerking off to a monkey video the other day and I thought, wow, my come is so solid. Wow. Did you see that episode? Is that the episode that you asked? I come limestone. You see that that's infinitely funnier than what they would actually say.

That's the problem. It's not really funny at all. It's not really garbage. It would be funny in the context if like the show was as it was. And then we added that. And then season five, episode three that happens. You know what I mean? Just you know the old negroid boy outside?

I hit him with a brick. It fell really fast. Like see, you're saying absurd stuff, which is funny. Usually what happens is they're just saying stuff. And I'm like that is usually a nerd reference. There are jokes. There are jokes. It exists.

I feel like the picture. They're few and far between, but there are jokes. No, no. There's jokes a lot. Them being good is very few and far between. I mean, I believe you, you've seen more of it than we have pretty clearly.

Yeah. I think it's like there's something there. I've seen like maybe three episodes max. So like I really don't know. I think there's well-written moments. I just think that there's like, it's just, there's times where it's like the laugh you want

would be funnier if there was no laugh there. The thing that, The issue with that show to me is that they're all borderline evil. Or at least they come across that way. No, not every, um... They come across that way. Raj and what you call it or not. Raj and, um, the Indian.

The Indian's name is Raj. Oh, yeah. Oh, really? The Indian and, uh, what to call it? And Leonard are not evil. Walloweth is a sexual, like, deviant, like actually. Like, that niggas should probably be... The Jewish guys, a sexual deviant?

Yeah, like, actually. This whole show is insane. There's a lot of people. It's like, you know. Somebody broke it down. I saw a video and they were kind of explaining. that a lot of the characters were like pretty terrible when you break it down.

Terrible people in ways. I think those are the best shows though. I was completely and it would be good if they had a good like stuff written around them, I bet. From what I watched, Penny is a bit pretty shitty. I feel like they should make that show. I feel like it would be a better show if they were to commit

to the idea that like these were nerds and they sucked. You know what I mean? And they were just like, it was almost like Seinfeld or like always sunny but they were nerds. Yeah. Where like they're dweaves or and they like nerd shit but they're also more bankrupt? I think that would be an actually awesome show.

Somebody, the thing that's If they were morally bankrupt, right, that would be fun. Yeah. I saw a lot of people, their main criticism is that. They said in the beginning of the show that it felt like for these nerds that watched this shit, they said it felt like it was more for them at first.

I disagree because I watched it. I watched a few first episodes and like this sucks to me. It was nerd face as it was. They said that it is infinitely worse as it goes on, that it was more tailored towards laughing like a regular person laughing at nerds. That's the point, yeah.

That's the point that bothers me the most as well. It's like it's not like, like especially that era of nerd, that era of nerd was like beard dude plays magic to gathering. That's what that era of nerd is. It's not like, those are like point dexter's. Right. That's like the 60s. Right.

That's not modern nerds here in modern time. They're playing halo and shit. Exactly. That's where it is. When I saw they had a halo night, it pissed me off. I was like, get out of here. It was not. I like the Halo 91 reference.

The fact is because the girl is whooping their asses. That would never happen. That's crazy. Was that fun of yours? She's like, she's like, oh, this game is a good game and it's not hard to pick up. Once you get the flow of it,

it's actually really, really, really cool. And that's like, that's Halo. That's an actual smart Halo moment. Yeah, but a girl can't be good at Halo. Why not? That's actually not true.

You're good at Halo. Yeah. What does that mean? That's crazy. I don't know. That caught you off guard. The last girl I knew who was good at Halo is not good at anymore, let me tell you. That's funny.

Made sure of that. Oh, you killed her. Gotcha. No, I didn't. Oh, she's not dead. Right. Gotcha. What happened? I don't worry about it, man. This is this deep war. Read the name. I really hurts. I'll tell you that.

Listen, don't, don't, don't, don't be into it. I, I expect. Stay where you belong. That's what I'm trying. Thanks for ruining it. Thanks for making girls afraid of the gaming's world, man. Be afraid. Be afraid. Be very afraid. I'm waiting. I hate how.

I genuinely hate how much girls are afraid of the gaming sphere. I just, it is crazy. It is really unfortunate. It is unfortunate. It is unfortunate. It is one of those. That's a piece of shit.

It's just like, just like it. It's so unfortunate. They just don't, because of how shit it was for a period of time. They just don't want to interact with it. I'm like, I understand it was really shit,

but there are so many cool experiences you guys could have in a gaming world. I think that's for like a lot of things. Like even, M.MA, I think that was, it was extremely intimidating. And then, once they go to like say a jujitsu gym or something like that

and they say like oh wait there's just a bunch of regular people here and I think that's kind of the issue that in the gaming sphere that from the outside they see you know someone who's like an Ethan Ralph fucking saying the N-word and shit they're like I don't want to be a part of that it's not a great point like if I were not interested in video games and I saw the game space that I would not be interested in neither no it'd be just like what are these fucking dwebs complaining all the time

about everything literally literally this is so lame It's so overwhelmingly negative vocally. It's terrible. It's like, dude, what the fuck? And if you play the games, it's like, oh, we have complaints. We like, we like it for the most part. I would rather go to church, I think.

I would not. I think earnestly. I'd rather just like, I don't know, learn shit or read books or something like that. Oh, yeah. Because niggas don't talk about reading books and people can't do it no more. It is crazy. Dude, I asked somebody recently with the last, and it wasn't even like a gotcha. It was a genuine question where I was like, what was the last time?

What was the last book you read? and they were like and I was like was it pre or post pandemic and they were like you didn't even know when pre-a that's bad

that's bad I mean a lot of people and I get it it's like it's hard to it's hard to it's not hard to read it's hard to justify the time to read

in my opinion because it's just like you can't multitask really you can do an audio book I guess but that kind of that kind of takes

things out of it for me sometimes I think you should I do it sometimes but I think you should be focused on the reading I understand

but like there's not a lot what I'm saying is like your time is better served multitasking now than it is sitting there reading the last 45 minutes your night man that's what I do I'm reading one of the new Jedi order books the last like half an hour before I go to bed I just read like maybe like 20 pages whatever it comes your brain down it like genuinely it balances your brain and then glup fucklet came in and then he said we will we will we will he said we will we will we will wogumba geta and he did a backflip and then the x-wing made a sound and then

And then Luke smiled. You're just right. You should write Peak, man. Yeah. I could be the, uh, George R. Hard-arm, you could be the stupid,

bitch-ass nigger from Star Wars right now you want it to. You can fucking help. Yeah, I could make, I could write a great book. I would love to write a Star Wars book

with no knowledge of Star Wars at all. Hmm. I mean, they already made three movies sort of like that. So, yeah. All right, we're going to read the names of our $25 in a patrons now.

You just notice that you can put, uh, pictures in comment sections on Instagram now. You can upload photos. Have you noticed that? Oh, no, I didn't see that. It's been dicks. It's fucking awesome. I have, maybe, but like, it's mostly just been... There's my favorite

split open balls. This is my favorite one I've seen so far. I really like this one. What is that? Whose face is that? Is that Mia Khalifa? I think so. No, it's two giant Mia Kalifasas is the World Trade Center and a big black thing is the plane. That's one of my favorite ones so far. That's one of the craziest things I think I've ever seen.

Actually, there's a guy, so I post, I reposted his own face. That's a mega lair joke. That's fucking crazy. This is a real guy that was like his real. And then so I, I screenshot it and I put it in the comments section. Why does he look like, he looks like a museum. He looks like a little bit of the guy that plays Ben Grim now in the Fantastic Four. Yeah.

And him and Joe Bud infused together. Doesn't he look like both that I put together? I can see it. I can see it. He looks like him. He looks like him. I can see him. That looks like the first frame of someone becoming the thing.

Like the first animal. Like he's on his way. I saw there somebody was somebody posted this to somebody. You know, this is a good way to escape the text. Yeah. You can just tell people, K-Y-S retard. And it's really cool.

It's really cool. You said that like a, you, I'm sure. And I saw that, you posted. Oh, I posted it because it was such a great comment. That's such a discovery. Who was the song you used? You had a song that accompanied this that, like, tied it together really well. I think it was one of mine.

I said Lily. Oh, it was the unholy. It was the unholy thing. I was trying to have, like, some raunchy shit. At the body shop. I said Lily images of like stuff, fucking SpongeBob, ridiculous bullshit at it. And she hates it. I sent her one of it just SpongeBob like pulling his pants down and revealing his spongy dick.

And she's like, that's not funny. And I'm like, keep it up. What a fool. She's a fool for another. All right. Last comment. Last one. Last one.

Last one. This is the last comment I saw. Is it? That is the That is the craziest image I think I've ever seen. Like the Hulk's using his dick as a jump rope. That is the Hulk using his entire penis as a jump rope with it with in the, and in the middle of his dick mid jump rope. Goku is skewered.

That actually is insane. Where the fuck did you find that? I don't remember which Instagram real. He didn't even take his pants down all that. It's just out of the pants finally. It's going through his ass and out his mouth. And he's jump-roping with Goku stuck to it. He didn't even take his tape.

Who? To even think of this. Yeah, who made this? I think I'm going to, I'm thinking of drawing a, I'm thinking of drawing the Hulk jump-roping with his penis. Ladies and gentlemen. That is so trash. Yeah

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Anyway I steal a bunch of Yeah There's good And really good ones Anyway I'm gonna read the names out Yeah Because we got 15 minutes

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Is that his actual? I thought they were doing something stupid. Oh, it sounds like it. It sounds. Oliver sounds fake as fuck. I thought it was John Oliver, and I was like, I came to goon. His name sounds like the bullshit running joke in

It does. It does. You got a fucking running joke names. You fucking freak. This episode is sponsored by Ground News. It's not. But go to ground news. Dom slash Snark to stay.

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Where were you at? I went to like a Netflix thing. You saw them? You were like... They looked strange in person. They feel like they're strange. Yeah, they look strange, yeah. Everybody looks strange when they're not on video. I love it on that show and just not say anything.

Let them talk. Yeah. I do know Danny. I haven't, uh, I haven't reached out to him in a while. Danny Mata. Who's that a guy? Phantom? He's the guy on... Do you know that,

famous clip clip from that show where he's like the guy's crashing out and he's like no he's going like of of course you do that you know that clip where he's freaking out he's the guy off screen who caused it basically oh really but I know that guy

I haven't seen him I've never met him in person or anything but we text every now and again we should get him on the show I don't know he's like a weird he's like in the reaction space he does a lot of TV stuff so I don't know I would love to talk about gay buckle gay buckle bunny Snartank's honorary left is I feel like

This show is toxic for any of a normal person. Oh, no, it's way too toxic. We're not, we're, we're, we're, the show's not for anybody. We say slurs sometimes. So we can't have people on here. Yeah. Now,

now, granted, now I want everybody to keep in mind. I tried early on to correct that. And then you did it too. No point. No point. So you're weaker as weak as we are. Well, it's over it.

I'm not, I'm not going to be the only person. You felt, trying to keep things above board. You're not going to be the only person that has any fucking moral standing. It's not about moral standing. You just tried to, let's make some money here. You just tried to grandstand and then you realized that you did the same thing with us.

You ain't shit like we are. You were like, I tried to stop that once upon the time. I did. Yeah, and guess what? You fell for it too. Because I got tired of editing it out. Once in a time, I wasn't out here raping and pillaging like all these other pirates. But then I was like, why not have fun?

Let's not compare it to raping and pillaging, let's please. No, you're just like us. Whatever, man. You're raping and pillage just like us, sir. No, no, no, no. You guys. We don't have time. Thugzilla versus Space Thugzilla, Huggsilla.

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himmer. Jesus. Of him, of his mur. Ragatha has a fat ass. Let's relax. Who's Ragatha? Ragatha is a character from Amazing Digital Circus, I think. Is that the clown? It's like the...

The Kirby-looking thing? No, it's like the rag... The raggedy-in doll-looking character. Is it anywhere near adult-shaped? I don't know, man. Everything in that show is fake. It's fucking CG cartoon. Propsy Gooseworks, by the way.

Great job. I know they watch the show. Everything's fake. Good job. Sween. You need new friends. Leave the podcast. Yeah, get out of here.

Oh, man. It wouldn't have. be the same without me. You guys meet me in a weird way. We'd get more brand deal. That's crazy. Canola Joe.

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I don't think there's enough. Me thinking all black people look alike. Being very mad at him saying allegedly a baby at his blank and he runs out. Conola Joe gagged a rosebud, delicious. Stupid pussy, you made me nut fast. What is that? From courage.

What? Stupid dog, you made me look bad. Oh, is that what that is? That's funny. I said it. I was like, when did that happen? Stupid pussy, you made me nut fast. Oogabuga boogga boog.

Sorry, I can't. I had a burrito. Heath, watching Japs and Reans go crazy in Mexico. Gids. Derek Butthole Camm, when? Kingston, be like, I've been boiled alive before. Goys of War One refunded edition.

That's crazy. I don't know whatever fuck you. The ex-leader of my country's conservative party was just convicted for CSA. Well, what's CSA again? That sounds like porn. Crime sexual Child sexual material

with asylum. I don't know. CSA, I don't know what that is. How do you all feel about the new destiny update? I think child sexual assault. Oh, that's a lot. That might be it. I wonder. It's crazy.

Not surprising. How do you all feel about the New Destiny update? I haven't played much of it, but I liked what I played of it. Dude, I did, I farmed a bunch of fucking five armor. Don't care. Don't care. Don't care. Okay.

We just don't have time. Fuck face unstoppable. I got to get into it. Cardboard pie, Spumba Futters, Hell Diver, Fire Safety Officer. I don't care. Before you say anything. Spumbo Futter's Hell Dider, Fire Safety Officer D. A.K.A.

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You know what You fucking You're nailed that is the best answer I've gotten though I have to say so congratulations it's just not possible I'm not going to remember it even if I saw it at this point what if you went back and it was it was how somehow oh yeah this was nothing like I remembered it even slightly I'm just dimensioned yeah yeah what year was this again when you 2004 so it's impossible pretty sure that game is like 08 oh 9 oh 9 I think I thought it was oh yeah I mean it was on nine yeah

first year high school second year high school sorry can you look that up I'm curious I remember being 08 and then city is 11 I mean you could be right I just like I could have sworn it was

And then and then Like if I was on trivia I would have guessed 08 And I would have been like bullshit If it wasn't That's a lot of a August 25th 2009 August

Yeah I remember 09 And then city City 11 Remember 911 I never forget I played I played Arkham Asylum in 2013 for the first time

Yeah well I owned it Like I played a little bit of it Gotchaise and stuff That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch That's such like that's amazing That's Kyle Kulinski's best Anything you see she reacted to that

Like because somebody shared that Oh yeah she shared like a plate of her eating beans or something Yeah no she she embraced that Like it went so viral Yeah that somebody referenced that Again for whatever reason and she liked the comment And so she's like It's crazy to actually that she actually is like

Self-aware and enjoy it In fairness, that wasn't, it was a lot of beans. It was a ton of beans. And she was a nasty ass bitch. That is a nasty as good. Seeing someone eat that many beans, dude? Goon devil, the man without cum. Booty Wonderland, Earthwind, and Dick.

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You got some fierce competition, my friend. You should use equalizer. settings to put Easter eggs in your Spotify songs. What is that? Oh, like to hide stuff in, eh, whatever. So much effort for such a little payoff. I used to hide shit in videos all the time and no one ever found them. It actually bugged me.

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And the dude in the name read Who's a Spurs fan Please fuck me fuck me gay and hard in your Ford F-150, the meanest lesbian in Michigan, I'll pay Derek $3.99, or $3.19, or $3.19 if he interlocks toes with Sween for an entire episode. At 319? Such a fucking garbage price. John Strickland, you can't even get McDonald's for that.

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And running out our list, King of Favazard. Thank you all. We have to record another one immediately. So we'll see you guys next time. Bye.