The Snark Tank - #420: The Lakers Cooked and Ate LeBron James

Episode Date: July 3, 2026

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Bob the builder And I fix it. Can I fix her? Can I fix her? Yeah. Can I fix this? Is Bob the builder? No, you can't.

He's fucking credit report and all this fucking debt. He's like, can I fix this? He's like Caleb Hammer. He's like a Caleb Hammer figure. He's like, oh, yeah, I can. Yeah. And he makes the rapist and he makes a better life for himself. Oh. Oh.

He does it. He like gets it done. Oh, can I fix it? Fix it as in his own life. Yeah. No. He just kids back. He gets off drugs.

It's really healthy physically. That's great. Fucking dizzy. Roly to. Lofty and wendy. Join the crew. What is that? That's the part of the song?

I didn't even. I literally only know that that bother the builder. Can he fix it by the bill? Yes, you can. That's it. That's it. Together, we get the job done. I love Bob.

I never even consider that there's an entire song. It's very cute. You know what's unfortunate is like you would be an elite pedophile. because like he because you have all this knowledge about it like you would sing that and then the kids would be like what's going on? Like it's like a siren song kind of

He does have all that No this is I'm not saying you are one I'm just say You would be Yeah the glasses make you approachable Yeah you shave down so now you look like one of them kind of me It's me kids It's me I'm one of you I'm not saying you are one

Yeah What on the snark tank Big potential Pokemon Pokemon That's crazy He's got it all dude He's crazy

He's got it all. I was just, I was, I was, look at the shirt even, like, you know, like, I was raised beside my niece. That's why. She's not much younger than me, which is fucking crazy. Yeah.

Because I'm, I was five and she was born. It's fucking weird. Wait. Oh, your niece? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean,

I have a similar thing. But I, but I, like, so you know, so you know, Bodd Builder because of her? Uh,

yeah, I'm pretty sure it was because of her. Like, I definitely probably saw it on my own because I think Bobbed was a little, a little past her age. Uh-huh. But I'm pretty sure, like, I was like, oh, I watched it.

Like, I saw like Bumba and all that. Like, it's a fucking Telitubi's as a show about aliens that came from space and they're just orbed. That light up. Yeah, Bumba, I swear to God. I don't know this one, actually. Yeah, I've never even remotely heard of that. So this guy knows all. He's got it all.

He's got it all locked. You got a repertoire of knowledge. It's a good thing you're a good person. Generally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That'd be a perfect dad. I just don't want kids. Who does? I was about to ask you what? But I don't care. Welcome to the Start Tank podcast. It's me, Chris.

It's him, Sweeney. Look at him. Look at that chair. Look at them all cheerful. And then it's, yeah, he's looking at him cheerful. Give us a smile. Give us a little smile. There's a little smile.

Come on. Come on, cutie. I felt the homophobia in him. I felt something in my back like crawl up. It's a little Jamaican touch. It's that scene. It's that scene of when Gohan's like doing the one-handed Kamaya and Goku's behind him

It's like It's your king dad behind you Like I feel I feel you gotta be sometimes When Lily doesn't mean I'm like I'm not that person You got a melee cancel His dash gets like a street fighter

I don't do it I won't do it but man Welcome to the Stark Tank It'd be a different house if I did Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast It's us Remember you can go to Patreon Atcom slash Stark

and you can ask your questions over there. You can get your name right at the end of the show, early access, ad free. There's exclusive episodes over there also. Yeah. I wish we had 3D cameras so that you could actually see, you could see my finger come out at you. That'd be so cool.

Yeah, it'd be so cool. Do you remember they were, it was all 3D TVs? That was like the big thing? Yeah, they were dog shit and hella heavy. They were hella heavy. They were really expensive and they sucked. 3D TVs and then curve TVs. And then quite literally a year.

I sold some of those. Quite literally a year or two. later they had regular just like thin back TVs and I was like these are a waste of money. Yeah. It's crazy. They were such a big. My friend was like, I really, really want one. We got one.

And I helped him and his dad bring it down to the basement. Yeah. And then a year later, they were like, this is dog ass. And I was like, yeah, it's damaging your wall unit. I can hear your wall unit creaking every so often. Dude, like my parents got a 3D TV. Really? Yeah, because it was around the time.

You guys did you upgrade finally? We also had like, I was working at Sir, so we had like a discount too. So it was kind of like, it was one of those things. It was like, oh, it was a new thing. Avatar was huge at the time My mom loved Avatar Gotcha Elle

L for your mom You know what it is She's like She's very in touch with Taino So she's like Nate Oh

You're like my people I'm not even kidding I think that's like a big part of it They're like blue Native Americans It's great It's like blue me Did she like She put her hand to the TV

To cry a little bit It's crazy It's like you're having to not make fun of your mom You're like, I love you, mom, I love you, mom, I love you, mom, I love you, love you, let her do her thing. You raised me, you raised me. You just don't act like it didn't happen. That's correct. When you see something that cringe, you're like, I'm not even going to acknowledge it.

When your mom's going through a spiritual journey and you're actively ignoring it, you're not being a part of it, you're not being there for a fur. If my mom showed up and she was in like some fucking Zulu shit, you know, like some war, I'd be like, I'm going to. Yeah. I'm going to act like I don't see this at all. She's wearing a Raiders jersey. You know, she's in a spark. You know, she's, she's good. I don't want to go down that, right.

I think, I don't know, man. My grandma's not, my grandma's Christian, so I don't know. She's Christian and Taino. She has the fucking stupid Tats. It's not st. That's rude. She has the sun tattoo. She has the sun tattoo.

And I respect her for her heritage. That's fine. What's wrong with the sun? There's nothing. It's actually a nice, relatively nice image. But it's just like, this is like, I think dabbling in it is. I was like, you got a tattoo of that. Grandma, you, you're, you're, she was like, dude, it's like a, it's like a, it's like my

heritage. I'm like, yeah, grandma, but like, you're not even there. Grandmother with a tattoo is so difficult for me to comprehend. It is interesting. Because the older people in my family just weren't. And my dad has a tattoo, I guess, but he was like, I remember I'm being young. So it's kind of different. I always remember a grandparents being old. They were old since I was a child. Yeah, my grandma, she literally has a tribal tattoo. It's fucking hilarious. That's insane. My dad is like a military tattoo, I think. Same thing.

Makes sense. Yeah. It's quite literally the same thing, effectively. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. She has it literally like right here. And I was like, I remember when I was younger and I saw it and I was like, gram me you have a tattoo just like yeah I was like to have my tribe how do we get here by the way

you said, you said, oh the avatar yeah, you did say that you did say that. Yeah, the 3D TV like she loved the avatar

so we got it we brought it home and we watched it was kind of it was like it was exactly as cool as 3D movies are I mean it's like

it's like a novelty yeah you get the glasses came with it or whatever which is like also one of those things was like I'm not gonna watch TV

with glasses all the time right this is kind of annoying did it fuck regular images no it was it was a It was a perfectly normal TV other than that. Did you turn it on or off? Yeah, it was like a functionality thing in the future.

And it was like some things would support it. Some games had support for it too. I remember Combat Evolved anniversary when that first came out and had like a 3D mode and I played it. And it was like, this is kind of interesting, I guess. But I would never play this way always. I hated that. I hated that era because then it, it ruined cinematography for a while. Yeah.

Particularly because there were so many shots kept in mind. to do 3D and it was so jarring not watching it in 3D because you see that part where it's like oh there's this bullshit flying at the screen yeah spider man what are you doing here i hated that shit dude it really sucked it really was bad and then like that craze lasted exactly like maybe two years something like that was so sure and then it was back to normal the last three i remember seen this clash of the clash of the titans the second titans will be oh wrath wrath there you go oh i do remember i didn't see that but i remember that that one was don't Don't. The first one was pretty decent.

The first one was good enough. The second one was ass. I was like, yo, I cannot believe I paid the money to see this movie. I feel bad. I gifted it to somebody. I got- I paid my grandma's money to watch this movie. Holy shit. You cursed somebody with that is what they did. I felt bad. I actually don't know. That sounds about

right. You're probably all right. You ever feel bad? He ever felt bad about gifting somebody something? You know that like this gift kind of sucks? No. You ever felt that way? I get somebody a gift. I usually like do groundwork before I give them a gift. Yeah, I... There's nothing worse

than a useless gift, actually. I probably have... I probably have... And aggravating. Me, it's... It's a little wrath of the Titans and then there was one other one it was Robin Hood,

but it was the Russell Crow one. That came on... The dog shit one? The one that came on like 20-10 or something like that? That one is ass. Of course it is. That one is ass.

I saw it in theaters. Oh, which one? The Russell Crow had Robin Hood. It was dog shit. Oh, that's... I forgot that that even happened. Yeah, exactly. I gifted it to.

There wasn't even nudity in that movie. It was just ass. I remember seeing that with my Indian friends in New York. You're not going to get nudity in Robin Hood. It's not about that. I thought it was throbbing hood. It's just, I would have went to see

Robin Hood as well. Twice. I think I gifted, but this was kind of, no, because that was intentionally a bad gift. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so like, I don't know if I've ever like earnestly given somebody. Oh, I did that before. I didn't that you. Oh, yeah, for my birthday. What I get you? You'll give me a Fortnite t-shirt.

That's what I was a, it was. That's what it was. Did you ever wear it? No. You're lying. That's like in the house when you're doing your laundry shit. Just wear that. No, because it was also so small. I think it was. I think it got me like an extra small. It was like, it was a fucking cropped off. Very small one. It was like, it was like absolutely four children. Yeah. You know, for me, my thing is, but no, it was awful. It was so funny because it's just like, that was such a fucking weird day. Because it was like, that was after me, at Lacey had broken up and it was like relatively recent, but like the part, the birthday was still happening. Oh, she was still. That's crazy. That was. That was crazy.

Yeah, it was in Korea town. Yeah, it was in Korea town. I remember that part. I was like, what? I was, I was like, I remember sitting there being like, I remember sitting there being like, yeah, I just remember. I'm gonna leave with Lily now. You'll have a good rest of your night.

Yeah, I was just like, I don't know what this. This is kind of odd. I also had to like, that was after like, it was in the middle of two of like they were, I think the game awards were happening or something too. So I had to leave early to miss it or whatever, which is kind of, so it was like, I already, it was a weird time. I was there and I knew approximately four people here. But I got a fucking Fortnite shirt.

I had to pretend like it was hilarious. Fortnite. I think I gave you something else, though, to balance it. No, no, no, no, yeah, yeah. I can't remember that. I don't remember something else. Like, because obviously I wasn't a just... It was a jug of a piss, I think.

It was the doom glass. It was the doom glass. You know what's funny? My dad has that glass now. Oh, really? My dad drinks out of that glass. Is he apparently a doom? No.

He has no idea what dude. I haven't drank out of a glass in a long time. What? I drink out of cups, like plastic cups. I don't drink out of glass. You know what I almost called you. I was, wow. No.

Sorry. To me, there's nothing worse than a plastic cup. I don't know. I don't know, man. There's nothing worse than a plastic cup. I really do. And it just ruins the drink for me too. Or I drink out of the thing that liquid comes in.

Like, if I'm drinking something at home, it's me and Lily, I put it to my head if I'm not going to share it. You don't pour yourself a drink? A nice glass of water. Dude, there's nothing better than glass of water. A lot of water. Yeah, it is. It's incredibly wasteful, actually. It's crazy.

It is, man. We at least get the five gallon things, you know. It's just refueling me. I do that with, like, my distilled water I drink. You drink distilled water? Sometimes. We fucking were... Do you know what distilled water is?

Yeah. Why do you drink it? It distills my body. Okay, you're fucking with us. Of course. I was like, when you said that, I was like, okay. Because he would have been dead by that. You know what I mean?

He's like, I don't know why I feel so shitty. I'm not getting any energy. It's insane. I drink this water and I'm way thirstyer that I wasn't before drinking it. I do see sometimes. people like getting distilled water like and I'm like what do you like getting it and because you really you only need the one and you're probably going to use it for like oh here's for my car or something or whatever but I see people getting it and I'm like I don't think you understand

that you know don't you know you don't say anything I'm not going to say anything to somebody because you never know I could be like bullshit and it's like so the fuck up you know it says inward oh my god I almost had to beat up a dad I forgot um you almost had to beat up a father me being kind of a little chirpy right now just made me remember what happened over the weekend where um i've um i was completely in a great mood joj do's like let's go to trader joes uh the closest ones in my hometowns to drive like six miles away to go it's a great way to fuck your day up yeah go to trade of jose and watch the line not make sense dude it was uh it's all the way they do lines it's all packed in the uh the parking space so this is what happened i'm wait somebody's backing out of parking

space i got my blinker on and there's another person creeping up and i'm like like, I know he's not going to steal my spot, you know, like, because I was waiting there already with my blinker. No, that would be cruel. Yeah, that would be, that would be crazy to do that. Stills my spot. And then I, out of my character, I'm, I'm seeing red. So I honk at him, pull side of him, flip him off.

And then I'm like, you know, Jojo's like, ah, it's not a big deal. I was like, no, fuck that guy. Fuck that. I was like, I was so mad. I was like, I hope he does something. And then, like, you know, nothing happened. I went into the store. I'm trying a pulled pork sample in the back

And then that dude walks up to me But the thing is I didn't recognize him Because I really didn't really remember What they? Because I just flipped them off Yeah You look recognizable And then he was like

Here's the sad thing So he was a little bit shorter than me Oh no A little Mexican get dad With his With his young son Who was probably kind of like Oh dad don't do it

Yeah And I was like Sir you are so lucky you're with your son because like, I could have mop the fly. I could have quidditched him. I could have done whatever I wanted with this guy. Because I was over it already, trying my pool of pork sample. And then he came up to me like, hey, you have a problem?

Like, what happened? And then he claims he didn't see me. And I was like, what do you mean what happened? And I explained the whole thing. I didn't see you. And then I was getting upset. But I'm like, his son's not. You can tell his son's not some like, get him, dad.

He was probably like, oh, God, my dad's going to get him. killed. Great. My dad's gonna die. Great. I chilled out. Candice Owen said this would happen.

He said a black person would kill my dad. He's fucking Candice Owen Summon is. Nick what is that Candice Owens warned me about this. They totally would get that footage to. See what I'm saying?

Yeah. Some black guy, some black guy beat the life out of that Mexican. I fucking, I mean, two birds, one stone.

Am I right? Apparently that, he did talk shit. I'll get to that in a second. But yeah, it ended amicably. He, to make sure it was squash

even though I really did want to hit him I want to hit him really hard I want to actually I was in the mood to like I was like I want to hit him really hard I haven't hit anyone I've been wanting to box again I haven't box in almost a year

like it'd go and like you hit the pads I don't have that aggression no more man it's just more of like I love the feel it just feels great I don't actually want to hit people but since I've been wanting to get back into the gym and then that guy just being so disrespectful

I was waiting there for a good minute I'm just like how and then to say they didn't see me I'm like where you fucking yeah what you're talking about A horse and you had the fucking blinders on like I don't even understand What's your call it? How did you know He has blinders in his car

He gallops away He picks the shit out of you Oh he I'm an idiot Right in the gut right in the fucking Try to fly a horse The son is crying He's so stressed out my dad's been a horse

This whole time Don't show him don't show him dad Hold it No. It's a Clydesdale, too. This dude's fucking like 5'3 and then he just gets huge. Dude, I pediclyzed the one time. It was fucking crazy seeing how big that horse is.

Dangerously tall horses. Anything that big, I actually get nervous. It doesn't matter how friendly it looks. It's just too big. They're so pretty. It could accidentally kill me just by, like, sneezing. I love horses so much, and that horse is beautiful. Hors are cool.

Okay, Adam. What does that mean? What is that? What do you mean? He said, okay, Adam, what does that mean? Who? Okay, cool. I was saying, I think horses are beautiful and I think that class those are really, really, really pretty.

Big, big, big. They're scary big, though. They're fucking huge. Yeah, so almost, almost beautiful. Nine out of ten. I don't get the reference. Very good. You know, Adam?

No. Your movie sucks. What do you mean? Yeah, but I don't, I don't know, I don't know he's over horses. What are you gay? No. Whatever. This guy.

He wishes. This fucking guy needs to be killed. Insane punishment for not knowing a fucking specific YouTube reference. Sometimes we need harsher punishments like that, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unfortunately that you didn't clock them. It would have been a good story. No, it's not funny.

It would have been bad. Like, the actual, that was funny. I thought a little bit. It would have been bad because there would have been footage of it. And then it would have been. And then Ben Shapiro would have talked about it. And then it could have escalated for no reason. Like, you don't do that.

You don't do that. You don't put your hands of people. I did feel a little patronized because one of the employees, well, two of them were there, one of the chick at the stand that was having the pool pork samples. And then another guy that was just there, he like fist pounded me like, oh, like thank you for handling that like, you know, like deescalating it. And I thought it was funny because like, first of all, I technically escalated it because the guy came up to me so timid. Oh, yeah, yeah. But he approached me. That's what pissed me off. Which is weird. I would have just like not. It was literally over. The guy asked him He should have put him in a guillotine and killed him. He should have put him in a guillotine and killed him there. It pissed me off a little bit because I'm like, whatever. Because I did, I think maybe he was doing it because I had the,

if he heard the conversation, like maybe he thought like I was in the right and then cool that you didn't attack him. Or I don't know. I'm not sure exactly what he was coming from, but it felt a little disrespectful. But yeah, I've been thinking about it. a little bit. Scenarios. You run scenarios in your headroom. Like how it could have went very differently.

And what if, what if actually he was like incredibly strong and he beats the piss out of me? He catches my fist. He knows like Muay Thai. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He catches your fist and he squeezes and you instantly piss your pants. The squeeze he delivers to your wrist troubles you. Your hand looks like a deflated balloon. And then he puts you in a guillotine and kills me. It kills you.

This kid is fucking clapping. jumping like Chun Lee. Yay! He assembles a guillotine really quick out of that Trader Joe's wood that's always around. No, the guillotine headlock. Like the one where you grab somebody, you tilt their neck forward. No, no, he assembles a guillotine.

Yeah, he takes it to the next level. And his son is boxing Jojo. So I'm such a can't get to you. He's boxing. She's boxing out perfect. Perfect. It's almost if it's a barrier, actually. It might as well be, for all intents of purposes, be a force field.

And it's like, oh, no. she can't get to you and you're like dude I'm about to die this guy's killing I'm dying that was wild but I'm sure when I told Jojo that it was most like this dude since he was with his son he wanted to kind of

show that he was a man or you know machismo bullshit I feel like it's the only reason he came up to me especially if he was alone I feel like there's no way he would have come and grab them it would have been so easy don't let people disrespect you any time of the suspects that you were

You act extremely aggressively and you attack them. That is what my dad taught me. That's a terrible. That's a terrible. A guy really far. A cop, push. A cop respects you. You instantly grab the cop.

Grab the gun. Grab the cop. Knock him off his mouths. Grab his gun unloaded into someone else. And then fight the cop. You know what's crazy to me? Is that like you would have assumed. I like that.

I like that. Or at least I would have assumed that the sheer abundance of cameras, the fact that we all have. like cameras in our pockets and the fact that like if any time you flip out on the street there could be video of it. Yeah. They could go around and like everybody would see it. Yeah. I'm surprised that that doesn't deter

more people. We're really learning. It's kind of surprising to me. We're learning who are the real savages out there. Yeah. When you get upset, your brain works less man. Like actually so you just, people just don't think about you like that when they're angry. That's crazy. I've never been that angry though. The dumb people are like, when I get mad, I see red

and it's like, that's dumb. Yeah, I wasn't literal. That's how you kill people. Red. You know how I said I was seeing because like then I would have like attacked that guy. You know what I'm saying? I do that shit is so crazy. I've never been the person where I get so mad. I just react. I've only been in that mode one time,

but I was in like seventh grade. We were playing football. We weren't supposed to be playing tackle. And a guy tackled me. And then when I was getting up, he pushed me back down. And then I immediately. Yeah.

He flipped me around and pulled my pants down. Then I just saw red. Yeah. I saw red. I was like, that was him wiping. That was him wiping his. his dick on your face after he fucked you.

That's the red of you saw red. That's crazy. That's how great the sun is. It's like you saw red through his dick. The light is so intense. That's great. Are you on fucking tat to wind? What the fuck is doing? It's just 3 p.m. The sun is abnormally bright right now. It's like in the lion cake. That's how the thing. It's like in the lion cake. the sun looks. I was so bummed out when I found that there's just like that's not how

the sun looks. You've never seen beautiful sunsets? Not like that. Not the way it's depicted in the fucking Lion King where it takes up the entire fucking sky. That's terrifying if I saw that. It would have been terrifying if I'd never seen it but I was conditioned to it by like Lion King and shit. So I was just like oh cool. There's probably like I thought maybe in my lack of worldliness as a child

I thought like oh the sun doesn't look like that here maybe in Africa it does look like that. Maybe there's something about the equator thing like We were that much closer and it just looks that much bigger. Yeah. And it just wasn't. Do you guys see that? It never looks like that.

AI video that was going around where every single boomer thought it was real. Which one? It was like in, you're like in the north. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. You're in the north, like, it's, oh, it's in the north pole. And look at how the, um, how the moon, um, eclipses the sun. And you can see the moon like so clear.

Like it's so, you know, it's like, like if you're, it's so clear almost is to be impossible. Yeah. It's, it's clearly not like. But they're like, that's crazy. It's, it's great graphics. It might not even be AI. I think someone just actually did it themselves. That would like C.G.

Yeah. And it was one of those things where people were asking, like, is this real? I even think Jojo's mom might have been like one of those people. And I was like, she, like, you, if the moon was that close. I sent my, I sent my parents. I said my, I've been getting into the habit of sending my parents, obviously AI videos and asking them like, like, is this real? You fucking asshole. But it's like, because I'm just like.

I just, I don't know. He told me this and I was like, all you're going to figure out is that either your parents are in danger or they're not. But what are you, like, what is the goal at the end of this? I don't know. I want to have a closer relationship with my parents. But that's not close to their parents. That's literally just being like, oh, damn, my parents are going to be tricked more. So you're just going to worry about them.

I want to, I want them to get used to seeing obviously fake shit so that their eyes are trained to the idiosyncrasies that make up those fake. Our eyes are even exactly trained yet. They are, though. It's slipping past us already. speak for yourself There's AI out there I'm sure that'll confuse you I promise you because the thing is that You're getting caught by AI that's obviously fake shit

I think very subtle AI You don't know if it's real or not So like I saw this video that I shared I shared with him too I said is this real And it's like a it's like a dog It's like a giant plane But it's also a dog And it's a dog and it opens its mouth

And a staircase comes out of it And the people are going into it And I fucking I was like, is this real? And then my mom was like, Chris, that's not real. I was like, good. Oh, sorry. Thank God.

Now that it's worried about you. That's funny. Well, whatever. This is, this is not a benefit to anyone. Everyone's confused. Unless you tell them to them, they're like, why are you doing that to me? What do you, what do you, don't judge, like, what do you, you're the expert on how to text your mom? No, I'm not.

Actually, I'm really not. So, yeah. So let me say out of this. I can't text the floor. You know, but. How do you think your dad would feel if you generated a video of him blowing up a Vietnamese kid? Vietnam.

I thought I burnt all the copies. What the fuck? Who was recording? It's what a laser gun. You're like. You bring a beat. And he's like, he's like, I thought they decommission those. He'd be like, this is exactly how I remember.

So now did you get this. How did you get this? How'd you get this? Where'd you see this? Calls the FBI. He calls the CIA and he's like, we have a problem. We have a fucking problem. Send me a laser gun.

I gotta blow my son up now, too. Send me the 80s issue one, please. Like, dad, it's not real. Sure, sure, son. I know, I know. And you see him like sleaking over. Slinging over and pressing buttons on a couch dress. On his famous recliner.

He opens up a secret compartment that I've never seen before my life. It's like a bunch of fucking buttons. Sure, son. I'll be right back. Then he goes and he puts on 40K battle armor comes in and beats the ass out of you. 40. He, to fight you, he wouldn't need 40K. Maybe now, maybe actually, maybe now. He's like, he's older.

40K. I still think he could probably still beat me up. Yeah? But, uh, well, he can kill you. He can. Sure. I can kill you. How bad.

Those instincts will get him. Like, yeah, he can lock in. That's thing. You can't lock in like that. He can be like, oh, so he would just see a Asian kid. I have genetic memory. I think I think I could I would be better in those situations than I think most people would give me credit for I think but I think I think you have the ability to kill people I think you have it I think it's your I think it's built in building you I think it's built in built to build gives you that ability as well I think Derek God that would be bummer if I do it I think it's get dumb as you could do you could stupidly engage and someone could die for me I'm just too scared to have that happen so end up dying I think in a killer be kill scenario you're the one who would kill the fastest no I think it would be me I make active thought about it.

That's why I'm like, oh my God, I might have to kill this person. I really don't want to do that. I just feel like you have. Because I think there's a bigger chance that I could get away with it because I'm small. Yeah, okay. So I could make, I really could make an argument. It was like, I genuinely didn't know if I punched this guy in the side of the head. It would kill him.

I'm five foot four. You have, you have, you're fucked. You know what I mean? Like, people would look at you. Like, he clearly tried to eat him. That's true. God, that'd be such a bummer bite. I defended myself.

It's like, yeah, why are there eight bites in his torso? Yeah. Self defense. Eight. I ate him in self-defense. Eight comedically big bites in his torso. Why did you do that? I'm like, I got really scared and then hungry.

Yeah. And then hungry. I can't stop thinking about like how much of a, it would be such a bummer if my dad killed me. Yeah. Yeah. Very solid statement. Yeah, just generally.

It would be like the way like, them like choking you out and you're like, that's like your last moment. You're like, that's crazy. My dad's killing me. My dad's. That's killing me. That's crazy.

Could this be any more ridiculous? That's crazy. I'm killing my son. This is crazy. I'm killing my son. Talking someone like this is nuts, man. That's such an intimate way of killing somebody. It's just a fox animated Homer Simpson.

Yeah. Like getting someone like a rear naked chokehold is like a little bit detached. You just look at the back of a head, you know. Yeah. It's also like more. Like a guillotine is best because you're not even seeing a face. Infinitely more efficient versus like I do I even have enough. strength to continuously choke somebody from the front like that and actually kill them.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. From the back, it's very easy. Yeah, that's exactly. It's kind of intense.

It's leverage. All that in the back is it's leverage. Like that it's so easy. You can, that's why so many people have accidentally killed people that way because they're so casually choking somebody out and they don't think about it only takes a couple of minutes to cut off. Yeah.

People don't, you don't squeeze that. You just apply pressure. People are dumb and they fucking like yanked the arm back. It's like, yo, you're doing too much. they were going to die. Well, they're only used to seeing that in a situation where people kill each other.

They're actually seen in a movie. It's things. People are like, oh, get a kicked in the head. It's like, you can survive a kick in the head. And it's like, I'm really a kick in the head will fucking rattle your shit. And another one could probably seal the deal. If you got kicked in the head, you would continue living, but you would not survive. You could survive getting kicked in the head. No, you understand. You're misunderstanding what I'm saying.

You will continue. Your body will continue. Your body will continue. You will not survive it. Not all of you, at least. That's what I'm saying. You as you are will not survive You will come out of you

No Like I've seen Moitai kicks Where I'm like there's no way That should be allowed in a fight There's as you shouldn't let somebody do that To be a fight Like spinning around house kick

Like it's like it's like Give us an example No I would like it's like a spinning axe kick Or some shit like that And it's like you should not do that to somebody It sounds like somebody It sounds like a crowd of people

Get up and clap at the same time When you get it I do think And it's like what the fuck is that for That is a killing technique. I do that to boars that are about to attack you. You know how it's illegal?

They have a rule for most of the UFC. They've kind of loosened it where there's called the 12 to 6 elbow like going down. So if you're on the ground and pound, that 12 to 6 elbow is illegal because back in the day, retards that didn't understand how how anything works, they would see motherfuckers breaking a bunch of bricks that way. And they're like, that's so lethal. And I'm like, but you're allowing people to full force kick them in the fucking face? That is infinitely worse. It's infinitely worse. People don't under, people, people, people, you can't generate a lot of force like this.

Motherfucker can step into a kick with their giant fucking leg at this fast as possible. Knock them out and it's completely legal. Heavy weights that can do good kicks. And it's like, that's a 200 pound motherfucker that just jumped in the air and torque his whole midsection into a downward kick. That is going to hurt like a motherfucker. It's so stupid. And then refs not calling the fight immediately. And it's like, that guy's gone.

He's set. That's a visage. Some of them are bloodthirsty, man. Like, there was a guy that he got kicked out, Mario Miyazaki. Miyazaki. Mario Miyazaki. Yeah. So he was like half Asian or some shit.

What are the odds? And they're like, he had this thing. His catchphrase, like, whenever his name was announced before the fight, he would do this gay heart thing. But he was the most, he was like, let them die. Like, if he dies, he dies. type of shit. Yeah. Like he would like

motherfuckers would be getting pounded and he's like Oh and then they're like dead And okay it's over Wait no I'm misunderstood Because I said like what are the odds of that But I was missing I was thinking like

Miyazaki The Frumsoft guy I was thinking Miyamoto Oh But he says Mario Miyamoto Oh What are the fucking odds of that That's insane

That'd be cool That'd be crazy People are I don't know man I love you I like UFC But like I just look at it I'm like you guys

is the regulations that should be in either none or all at times for me is that either none go like no holds bars like where you're like hey you sit down this someone's probably gonna be gone or just like really because to me there's i think i think the only ones that make sense is back of the head no nutshots no i gouges to me that's the only things because then then this is because this is the spectator sport if you're if the point is just to injure somebody as quickly as possible and win well then obviously it would be no holds barred, right? But it's supposed to be entertaining. And the same way, there's rules in every sport to make sure the sport. Back in the day, like say with the NBA, for example, they didn't have the 24 shot clock rule, you know, and they created it because motherfuckers figured out, oh, we'll hold the ball and they can't score. Right.

And then so then they just cranked a little bit of math and they're like, oh, we'll get this many shots if you have to do the 24 thing. That's like early baseball where like if you hit the ball and it hit and it, the ball went straight to the pitcher and killed the pitcher you would win no matter what no matter what yeah it was like the golden snitch kind of yeah or like if you killed the pitcher with your ball you would win the game and it didn't matter how i really think that's the scene at once would be crazy they got to bring that back though yeah i mean it's a cool kind of i've seen them get hit pretty good but they unfortunately don't die unfortunately i've seen some pretty bad ones yeah dude they're pretty bad

baseball is actually an insane if you if you're not paying attention i remember being like genuinely like i would play i played it and i was like kind of good at it but like i remember being terrified. I hate that. Because it's like that's a heavy, it's a dense ball. I hate that. Coming at you like, really. And some people like pitch like they're not kidding. You know, like it's fucking the, my dad used to throw like, I swear to God, he used to throw them that like he was throwing grenades.

Like it was like 90 miles an hour. It felt like. Which is like there's no way that's true, but like I'm, it was, it was closer to that. It really should have. I played baseball. He's throwing like 70 mile an hour pitches at me for sure. Or maybe second grades and be sixth grade that I, there's no sport I like less than baseball. I think it's either the most boring. I think it's, I think it's, such a boring sport. I think the only time it's really fun is when you're literally hitting.

That's it. Other than not, I feel like that sport is so boring. I think it's boring to watch. It's satisfying to hit a ball. I'm just fucking, I hate, I hate,

I like cricket more than baseball because at least cricket the celebrations for cricket are more fun because you get better food is not just plain old American white food. I don't know. You'll get some nice Indian curry. I don't know if I agree with that. You'll get some Jamaican food or something like that. Like you'll get some good. Then there's Brits.

That kind of doesn't come. You'll be like, get out of here. I don't want you that. I think, I think. No, Cricket's assed. I think it's one of those.

It does, man, it does. Genuine. But I just don't, I just mean the food thing. I just, I think like, that kind of food,

like a hot dog. Like, that belongs in a bit. It's like popcorn and a movie theater. It goes with it. And I respect that. It just isn't the,

like, I'd rather get better. Like, that's why I like going to soccer games. You go to soccer game, you get some fucking bomb-ass food. Sure, but that's not part of it.

That's like those dine in movie theaters. It is like, you can get brisket at the movies. It's part of it. It's fucking sucks. This is not for this. It's definitely part of it. When you go to soccer games outside of America, it's like, they're like tailgating parties.

I'm not saying they're not. What I'm saying is like popcorn at the movies is better than popcorn at home. Yeah. In the same way that, like, I think a hot dog at a baseball game is like uniquely. That's hot dog's place. Yeah. I think that are the street of New York City. Sure.

The baseball of hot dogs taste way better. I don't think so. It's the environment, man. It's just like there's something about it. It's like hearing the fucking organ play or whatever the fucking. I don't know, man. I, I, I've, I really don't like baseball. I really cannot express how much.

That's the only sport I'm like, oh, I hate, it is fucking horrible. I'm a terrible Puerto Rican person. Yeah. But I hate baseball. I played the sport when I was forced so I didn't want to play it. I played it for years. I never got much better at it. I fucking, my grandma loved it.

She was like, oh, I love, good job, King Eat. She put me a little thing. And I'm like, I'm just there like, I want to play basketball or like soccer or football. He's like, no. It's definitely interesting compared to some of the other sports because I watched baseball when I was young. Yeah. And then when I started getting way more into football and basketball, they're better sports. And baseball just got so left in this.

It's just such an old sport. That's all it is. I know they've tried to do things to spice it up a little bit. They now have like they have a kind of a counter now too where I forgot it was like 15 seconds until your next pitch or something like that. I forgot what it is. They now have a thing to where they can't just fucking, like, sit there, jack off, chew some seeds and stuff. Now there's like,

they're trying to speed it up. I can respect it for the technique. It's required. I think the people that, like, I think Shoah Eltoni would be a good athlete if he played something else. He'd be awesome and something. Well, maybe. But like,

I just don't, I just don't. I think it's, yeah, it's Puerto Rican. It's like it's Caribbean. It's, I mean,

now, not even anymore. It's Japanese now. Well, they stole it. They stole it from us. It's definitely one of those sports. Like, I think same thing with the, with a, you know, football, soccer.

The way that you, there needs to be a lot surrounding it for you to enjoy it. Even soccer sometimes. There's like the whole camaraderie, the cheering, the food, the noise and stuff like that. And then there's sports like basketball that technically there's so much action going all the time. I don't need all that shit. I don't need to be drunk. I don't need to have seeds. I don't need to.

Should we talk about the fact that Kobe Bryant is leaving the Lakers or something? He left a little while ago. Yeah, like he left the motor coil a little bit after too. Oh, he's a day. Six years ago, he retired from the Lakers. Yeah. He retired really abruptly. Yeah, abruptly.

It was pretty messed up. He retired from the Lakers like eight years ago. Was that really six years ago? That's kind of crazy. It was. Yeah. He died six years ago, yeah. He died just before COVID locked us down.

Yeah. He caused it. No, he caused it. No, January, January 29. Or 26. Sorry. It was the end of January of 2020. Okay.

Yeah, we got locked down. I'll know. never forget that day. I got locked down March 15th. Went there fucking went to my Dunkin' Donuts and then I unfortunately notified the cashier which I felt bad for telling the cashier because I was on my phone I was like oh my God and then Kobe and then everybody was like we're all like you felt it you felt you saw people on their phones and shit people are like what the fuck. Yeah especially here man. If I was in there, people would have been like 10 people would have been smoking a pack

people would have been dancing, do it like ha ha ha. But here it was like, no, that sucks. I love Kobe. He was my favorite basketball player for a very long time. Yeah, so arguably, like a lot of people always talk about like when you take in statistics and all that shit that it's like, it's always a toss up between MJ and LeBron. The argument will go on for the end of time. I don't give a shit. But I think when it comes to the importance of basketball, people forget about how important Kobe Bryant was even if you look at on a global scale.

I think under nine. They named a whole fucking BV. after him. That's crazy. The Kobe beef did not exist without him. He's top 15 basketball players of all time. I think people that argue anything other than that is crazy. I mean, he's definitely in the, there's just a lot of, there's a lot of old people that like try to put like

other, like say, I respect, I respect older players too. Like out, like out, Wilk Chamberlain. To me, not even him. To me, Kareem, Chamberlain. Wilm's a fucking cartoon character, fool. You know Wilk from Frumkin's home for imaginary friend? Yeah. That's his imaginary friend. No, that's just him. Oh, okay.

Sort of, I guess. Gotcha. But he's for him. I wouldn't, I wouldn't do a lot of people. I wouldn't do Will. I wouldn't do Will. I feel like Will is to. No. Why I wouldn't put Will?

Because the game was still too. It was kind of the same thing with like, okay. Look at it. What about Airbus? Who's the most winning guy? Oh, what's his name? Oh my God. I forgot his name.

He has 11 rings. Bill Russell? Bill Russell. Thank you. Bill Russell has 11 rings. He, in a time where, dude, the rules were just, piss and people weren't the white people weren't doing anything

they weren't putting in over athletic people in it. It's very funny how how much black people just fucking destroyed white people in sports. It is very sad how like well listen forces of the probably awesome days and they were like let's go let's go to the

games and then New York gets on pitching it's like a blackie gets up to pin it but the ball's gone. What's crazy to me is that that was gone. What's crazy to me is that that would be what's weird about that is like that there was that that was like surprising. Yeah. Because like what do you mean it's surprising?

I guess you literally brought these people over here. And you were this exact reason. You bred them to be superior. You weren't you weren't getting fucking, you weren't like grabbing Ethiopians and like like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You weren't grabbing people out of a fucking hole.

The surprise came in the, the, uh, the suburbans that were sheltered. Yeah. Didn't, um, they didn't think about that. And then obviously the ones that own. owned black people back in the day and the ones that know their potential and everything. They kept them out specifically because they knew they would dominate until, you know, when like other leagues, like, especially in basketball, when they created a different league and they started letting Negroes in that league. And then all of a sudden, like the globe troders and all this shit, like they started just absolutely destroying everybody.

And so it's really crazy how much of disparity. So it's like, yeah. It's like, yo, we got to keep them out. We got to keep them out. We got to keep them up. They're going to do. So like Bill Russell, Will Chamberlain, obviously 100 points in a game. Like all that shit.

So to me, when the game started getting more competitive and more balanced, like I think Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a somebody who was like... Magic. Well, Magic is not Larry. You don't think Larry Bird's a goat? That's crazy. I wouldn't put him in. I think he's really good, obviously.

But like in the time, dude, he didn't like, say Magic Johnson won way more than Larry Byrne. They're around at the same time. Yeah, but Magic Johnson lost to Larry Bird a lot. Actually, but in the finals, the Lakers beat the fucking them more than... I agree, but I... I'm just saying, overall, it's, it's a, there's a, there's a, there's a lot of arguments that could be made, but like, so you're going, you're going, you're going 80, 84 on then I'm guessing.

You're going 84, 86 on. So I would even say, like, say, so since, uh, uh, uh, Kareem won in the 70s, he went with the, though, the bucks, like, I, I, attribute him or whenever the fuck he won with them because it might have been the early 80s. I, I can't fucking remember. So, like, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, say that's when it really started to pick up. And but the problem is, and here's the, the thing that you can never really do is the rules have changed so fucking much that it's hard to, you only compare dominance. It's hard. That's the thing that's hard. Like, the rules have changed so fucking much that when you're

trying to talk about the best players, well, right now when we grew up, it's the best era by far, because especially all the rules, dude, there used to be illegal defensive things. Yeah. You couldn't even switch off of your person. You could have, unless you had to commit to like, say, a double screen like a double you could have been off the pick or something like that so like oh oh you can't go in between like so you either need to commit to a double team or stay on your person and you can't go in between or it's elite none of that shit exists anymore you can't hand check you used to be able to put your hand on

people's waist and direct them and push them off and so you can't do that anymore so now you're playing in an era where you have to be elite to defend and the people who are defense is ass nowadays it's actually it's actually really good I Because they... Sorry, it's not as impactful. They adjusted. They adjusted. It's actually, that's why everybody's breaking their fucking ankles and getting injuries. The hardest thing in basketball...

I remember watching a video of Kevin Weir snapping his leg and I thought it was so funny. That was horrible. That was... That was for him. Because it was just a landing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, what happened to you, bro? You're not drinking your milk?

People snap their penises. Like, they, like... In the middle of a game? Yeah, you were seen like the penis snaps. Like, you ever seen that one? Yeah. Yeah. That's what you...

So when you're missing from watching, you don't watch the NBA, and people... That's true. At least once a game, somebody breaks their penis. There was a famous baseball player who would crack his dick right on screen before the... He'd walk up,

he'd get hard as shit, and they'd be hanged out, and then it would grow. That's crazy. But yeah, it's unfortunate. A lot of players that are very talented to get injured, like D. Rose.

I think D. D. Rose could have been the Max Michael Jordan, genuinely. Dick Rose, is his name. That's what I thought, actually, I was not to say that. Derek, Dick Rick Rose. Dick Rick Rose.

Dick Rick Rose. Dick Rick Rose Dude that that era of Basketball player is almost dead Because of how demanding it is If you look at John Morant who played kind of like him He's injured himself so much that he's almost invaluable And then this dumb nigger

Fucking two times on stream With his homies having guns and shit Imagine being in the game Yeah They've pulled up on court in cars That's crazy It was basically and he was like Oh my bad

I thought we had summons. He's like, I thought you can summon people like Final Fantasy. And so then I summoned my niggas to do drive-by. This should be a sport with summons. That would be so fucking amazing. I agree. I think you should be able to press a button and it calls your friends or whatever. You should.

You do a team combo? Yeah, yeah. You give the ball to iron and he goes and he just drops to the hoop for you. You know, a lot of sports have challenges now. You have like two challenges game, like the NFL and the NBA. So like if the refs get something horribly wrong, you can challenge two times. You should be able to summon two times. I think so. If you're getting in big

trouble, you're like, damn, we're going to lose this game. Summon that, Yahoo. That's... Carpet bombs. That's insane. He just splashed damage. Everybody's all injured. Or he makes it rain too much and it floods them.

Yeah, what is it we were talking about? No, we were talking about, like, what the, oh, was it that, like, the crusty crab? Oh, like, Mr. Crabs donates to A-PAC. Oh no He don't it's a lot Because SpongeBob's work

So he's working sorry He's like crabs Why is there Money sent to Stormfront From your bank account Crabbs? Stormfront? What's going on? Crabs

Uh Money Money? Money? Money? Money? Money? A pack money? Have you seen that

video of that guy He's making fun of this dude's pants and he sounds like Mr. Crabs. Yeah. Oh yeah. Did you ever talk shit to me, nigga? And it's forever 21 g's nigga.

Like it's like. It is insane. There's a picture of like Mr. Crabbs where he's looking fucked. They pair with it. That's like hysterical. I saw two people doing like, oh,

they're interviewing for, uh, for the Krusty Crab and then he's just talking mad shit to the interviewing. I saw that shit. I was like, what the fuck is that. I saw the original one because he's in like a warehouse or something.

And then the guy's just wearing like some normal. jeans. They're not even that skinny. They're normal. They're not even that skinny. Did you ever talk shit to me, nigga? I love that bit so much. Well, Cribs. LeBron James is leaving the... Yeah, he's leaving.

I guess that's happening. He's gone after eight years of piss. And it's not even his fault. The Lakers Front Office are the gayest people on Earth. Is he like 60 years old or something? He's turning 62 this year. So in December it will be 62.

It's crazy. There's no reason. He should have retired, man. Fuck, no. This is like, it's just perfect now. Now that he's 62, he's going to be able to play. Right now, it looks like he's going to Golden State. Finally, he's going to be able to play with Steph Curry because that's just like his boy.

And then, and then looking like they're going to try to facilitate some time of the trade where they can get Anthony Davis on the Golden State as well. So swap for Jimmy Butler. That's so stupid. It is stupid. But hey, LeBron usually gets what he wants. The problem is this, right? The problem is this, right? The West Coast is dealing with a time bomb.

The Spurs, if they get their shit together, I don't see that team losing anything anytime soon. He's going to be... Are they protecting Wembe? He's in a little... He's in a facility. Like, you know how, like... You know how like Nintendo won't let...

Or maybe you don't... Maybe you don't know this. This is true. Nintendo won't let Miyamoto ride bikes. Oh, that's hilarious. Like, actually. Like they just won't let him do it. That's a good, that's smart.

I mean, yeah, it makes sense. Why does it hurt himself? Wait, they really just, there's like, we need you. So, like, they just don't let him do anything like that's crazy. Like, he's not allowed to go skydiving probably and shit like that. Which I guess he's old. So, like, why the fuck would he be doing that? But, like, the extra messers are like, you can't even ride a bike.

So, like, I feel like Wembe's kind of, like, very important. So unfortunately. I'm sure Wembe, like, just, like, if he's not working out, he's, like, lying down, like, a cryo thing or something like that. Yeah, he's, like, on a free. He's surrounded by Frode, like Freeze Drive. Really the players have a little bit too much power. It's not, it's not to their perspective, to the owner's perspective.

Right. You know, for us, it's like they should have even more. Even though it's like 50-50, I still think they should have more because obviously the league would be nothing without him. But the thing is because of that, so you have like, I mentioned John Morant, who you would think you can't do XYZ while you're in the league and then he just does dumb shit. And now his value is in the fucking toilet where he got traded for peanuts. Wimby, they're protecting them in different ways

to where he was doing some crazy shit while he was playing. I mentioned on the show in time that he fucking did like a like striker, like striker from Mortal Kombat 3. He flies across the screen and then like trips you with his baton. Wimby flew into O.G. Ananovi tried to fucking hyper extend his knee. He tried to step on his knee. That is something that you would be so fucking suspended for.

And you know, didn't, you know, they luckily, you know, didn't matter. They lost in fucking five games. He fucking almost injured Brunson by stepping into his space closing out. And that's completely, you can't do that shit anymore because of an injury that happened to Kauai Leonard. So this is the thing. He's done some other shit where he pushed Brunson in the face and like almost like threw him on the ground. They reviewed it all good.

And so they're protecting him in ways to work because they want to make sure they keep him in the game because obviously they want him to play. Is he French? He is French. I mean, I haven't had any. I've had no problem. Well, he's, he's, well, he's from France. Oh. He's from France.

But, uh, have an accent? Yeah. Ew. Dude, he has such a deep voice. He's got a French accent and he looks like that, that fucked up. He talks like these. It's not that deep. I'm Victor Wimbenyama.

I, I, basketball. He's French. He's French. Do you think he knows where, uh, he knows where J.F's wife is? He does a press conference about it He does a press conference He brings it up organically No one does anything

I know where You scored 40 points You had a triple double this time J.F killed his wife He cuts off the guy asking the question J.F killed his wife He's holding his hand open it It's touching

It's touching It's touching him in the lips John Francoe got to be killed Mama J. What? Who? Trust me. This is the biggest

This is the biggest news That the France We care so much about these He is a freak of nature He is really fucking ass He's a J.F. Canadian Yes He's from the gross French

French place Yeah, so close enough Wimby's been combing to the forest You know like just you know Like a carpet How you look through a carpet Moving stress Oh my God

What are you? I missed you mama J.F. He's literally, he's so weird looking I feel like Bigfoot would be like What is that? Oh yeah Yeah

He'll be like what is that He's got a Jack Skellington build He does He's completely like that He's built like Slender Man He is actually Pete Feller It's weird though

Because he's in an awkward stage because he has to be like that Because everybody wants him To gain more weight So he can be more dominant But then he's probably gonna be too heavy And then like just break his fucking

legs. So it's like a weird I was like how does he do that? Because he's in a, I don't know what he's going to do because he's... I think he'd have to just go focus a lot on lower body

and his focus. Just get giant fucking, I want to see how he looked like how Squidward looked after he had all those crabby paddies. Oh yeah. Like he's the fat as legs. Yeah. And the thinnest arms.

So he's such a fucking good player, man. I think the Spurs, I just don't think the West has a chance with the Spurs. We'll see. The West, like Western civilization? Yeah.

The West is doomed. The Western Conference. It's like East and the Western Conference. Yeah. And the Spurs are obviously in San Antonio. And then everybody was like, yeah, because my friends right now think that the Lakers have a chance next year.

And I was like, you're retarded. Who said, what? He also works for them directly. Kid, Kid, I,

did your friend give an explanation why they have a chance? Because he said the, it frees up out of space and they're probably getting, I forgot who it was. What is that? There's a lot of money. I want to hear this. I'll find exactly what he said.

Okay. I'm not exactly what he said. Because it's, it's like, yo dude, I don't think anyone out of there is beating the spurs at all. There's people that, so the New York Knicks beat the spurs. A lot of teams can beat the spurs. They can, but this is the biggest problem.

The way the game is played now, everybody's fucked up by the playoffs. This is the biggest problem that the league will not address, and it's going to come to fruition at some point. But like, OKC, one of the reasons why they got beat is they were missing. some key players as well. The thing is, we don't know, they could have won,

but some of their key players that they needed were just injured. It happens. It keeps happening and basically the healthiest teams are going to win. And New York Knicks was healthy as fuck. And that, they had the talent

obviously, but they were super healthy. And look, look at, Luca Darnchin's got fucking injured and then of course they couldn't make it past. They had no chance without Luca Donjured. He thinks are going to get Duren and Kessler. Um,

it doesn't. And then what you call? He says that's going to change it for the West. Shut your fucking, what are you doing? I just turned it back on. Oh. And I'm like, and I'm like, you put it on silent. And I'm like, you turn it back on? What do you mean? You turn it back on? What do you mean? I just turned my phone on. I was off. Oh, okay. I know once you turn out, you can just put on silent like in one second. I didn't think about it. Oh, got you. And he's like, I was like, do you think that's going

to change? You, that's going to change. much against the spurs. He thinks they will. I would like to get Kessler. I don't know if that's going to happen. I do not think there's a chance in hell the Lakers are meeting the Spurs at all. No, not anytime soon.

Look at that team is young and growing and they're not even done developing. So I think that's crazy. The Lakers front office are the dumbest. They're the dumbest motherfuckers. They're so fucking stupid. The only time the Lakers have good players

is when they get gifted players. And I think it's a conspiracy. I think because the Lakers is one of the most popular except the Knicks and the Lakers are huge markets and one of the reasons why like they got gifted donchance they got gifted Pauca saw all them years ago like there was these shit that that happened they're not making any fucking good deals and then they keep fucking up like say when oh they won a championship in 2020 and then just to save some money they let go of caruso and he's one of the key pieces in okayc they've done so many fucking dumb things and to this day oh they got d'andre aton who is piss

this there's this piece of shit that was the number one overall in out of college and was just a bitch you know and then for two seasons on two different teams and the Lakers picked him up like he was going to do something and he didn't do nothing he knew fucking anything

there's nothing worse than a college failure and I'm just like listen Zion Williamson man there's a lot of care what happens is this prospect right the biggest process comes out of college and they draft them to the league and they're supposed to develop him into the great players the most recent biggest letdown is Williamson. He was...

Is he a Zionist? No. Zionist Williamson. That's his full name. Yeah. Zionist Williamson. But he was, he was geared to be like what better than the LeBron was going to be, which he had the potential to be it. But then he came into the league and just completely shat the head.

So what happened was he didn't... He didn't play. Well, actually, you're actually not that far off. He gained a lot of weight, unfortunately. He got that he become fat. He got fat and then he kept fucking hookers. He got a hooker pregnant. We got a porn star.

Same shit. That's awesome. That's hysterical. Wait, you don't want to address what I just said? I don't just. I don't agree. I don't agree.

But he got a... Do you not? I don't. I don't. It's kind of the same. I'm not going to have this. They're having sex for money. That's a kid.

You're cool. Like I was saying, he got her pregnant. And it's really unfortunate because he had, like, he was, when he did play and he was healthy, he was a demon. And it's a great cool. He got, he gained like 50 pounds. He got NBA fat. You know what I mean?

Like, they're still. He was never like Rotta? No, he didn't look like, you know. He wasn't big like me, but he was like super supreme athlete fat, okay? It's a different thing. But he got fat to his role. I'm thinking like a sumo. But the problem is that he was, he was always a big guy.

He was also a heavy dude. It's like fucking he Honda and shit. He was never, he was never thin. And he was dominant. He was fast. He was strong. He was explosive. He could shoot.

He was a prospect to be like, oh, this is what, this is the twin Obron. And then he just fucking rule his screen. And it's like, brother, you are such a way. of money in time, bro. Yeah, fuck that, Zionist. Yours. If, where do you think, Chris, where should LeBron, so LeBron James is a free agent and he's not going to the Lakers, where do you think he

should go? I think he should be an actor. Yeah, because he was so good in, um, uh, Space Jam 2. I thought he was just so good. Obvious talent. Yeah. Unbelievable. That one was like, he could do what like Batista and all those people did, right?

Where they became serious actors. Ooh, so what do you think? Do you think he's getting like the MCU? I think he should... The DCU? I think they should find a way to get him into the Odyssey. LeBron. LeBron should be in the DCU.

He should play... Who would he play? He could play, I don't know, the siren. No, he plays Riddler. You like my son? You already got a Riddler. He should play W.O. Who is it?

Oh, no, no, that one. No, because that's a... Who's a good thing? Who's a good point? He should be a black hand. He gives him Mercutio or whatever. That's a different thing. Who?

Wait, Oh, wait, are you talking about Romeo and Juliet? Yeah, I think of her. I'm, The author of the other... You're cooking, man. I'm smelling it.

Oh, is black, right? In the, in the, um... In the, In the, L.O. one. Whoever directed that one? Yeah, whoever was it, Lenny Kravitz or some shit?

Yeah, I think it was... No, he wasn't. He was the guy from from. He was the black guy from from? Yeah, the show from. I don't, what is that? I never heard of the show from? I actually don't know that.

I've heard of it. I don't watch you guys. I think it's the second time I've heard about this, but like, he's the black guy from. It's crazy seeing him older now because he was in such good shape. He was like a really good shit. What the hell is from? It's like a show about people who gets trained in this alternate reality and it's like demons of the shit. It's some it's some shit.

But it's a really popular show like very popular. Interesting. I love it. I watched like an episode of it. I was like, I don't care enough. No one's no. There's no tities or gay sex. I don't care.

I'm from. Or LeBron from. Or LeBron. You could do that. That would be sick. We finally see his LeMete, dude. Everybody's been wanting to see that shit. Everybody's been wanting to see that shit, dude.

You almost got a glimpse of it one time. He was giving an interview, and he was fucking naked. His towel was only covering him, but barely. And it felt like it was slipping off, and he was like, oh, and he kind of like caught it and adjusted. I'm like, that's crazy. That's crazy. LeMette is like a first name. We say let's lego in my chair.

Everybody. Let's lego. It has become, it's a prefix for like everything. It's so dumb. I love LeBron, man. I think he's a cool. cool fucking player. He's unfortunately.

He's interesting. I think he's, I like LeBron a lot. Is he also a rapist or no? Unfortunately, no. He has no charges. He seems like a very,

he seems like he actually loves his wife in a way that a lot of basketball players don't exactly. That's like that, that's like that bit of like, I'm a big fan of Cosby and his comedy's okay too. Yeah.

That's a good joke. Him and Mello are only twice you with their wives. I seem like they actually really like them. I think most of like, the ones that didn't get married you know there's people that after after and then they find

and then they do all this dumb shit but then most of them like you look at Janus is the perfect example Janice is everybody's I love how wholesome and respectful everyone is but you know there's some niggas that want to say like oh she's busted like his wife because they want to but they're they know that they would get absolutely swallowed whole

because they're in the wrong side of the internet they're not in the the the covicular anti-woke side but they would like say a bunch of terrible because she's just like she's average and yonis obviously is a very tall handsome super powerful you know he's like the package of any girl would want to be with him type shit and she's just like a very basic woman she's very wholesome she's just a regular woman that's why i said basic but yannis is a good looking guy he's a tall good-looking guy he's fucking hyper rich guy that's interesting because it usually is not that i mean it's usually the opposite right i mean the Like LeBron's wife is not ugly either But LeBron's wife She's not like a smoking supermodel. Well, what I'm saying Lala's different. All the other ones is like this one is really hot.

Well, I just mean generally like Because women just do more makeup and stuff And guys just kind of go as they are. So like most of the time women look better. They look better yeah Compared to their because they're not doing as much. Agreed. I mean also they don't really need to do much now.

I don't do shit. They've already won you know. Like what is what is his wife here to do? She's married to him. No, yeah, I know. I'm just I don't care at all. I don't even know what the fuck We're talking about it.

No, no, no, I'm just saying like the idea of that, like, it doesn't, like, I don't know. For me, I see what it, like, it's very clear that, like, most people that are famous, you're like, oh, that may, and it's, it's just me obviously being parasocial and assuming things. It's like, oh, yeah, this person coming out right after they were done, but there's, there's, like a few people that you see them with their wives and you can see actual chemistry. Yeah. And particularly one I know with LeBron and his wife, he has good chemistry with his wife. They seem like they are really good friends with each other. Like Tom Holland's in there. Yeah, actually like, I don't give a shit about that shit.

was like, I like them. They seem nice. And then it's like, um, and then it's, I'm gonna go for a long time too. It's cool. They've been together for a while.

Like, it seems like, oh, this is real. Yeah, yeah, it seems authentic. That's crazy. Those are two like,

big celebrities that it feels like, I get, I believe it. Yeah. It doesn't feel fake. The bag, which is crazy.

It's fucking wild. It's fucking wild. It's like, he freaking cheated on her. And it's like, dude, who are you gonna, who are you gonna,

Who are you going to get that's going to get that kind of money and respect. Some of these motherfuckers just can't help. He's Frankenstein. I mean, granted now. He's Jacob of a Lordy. He'll be fine. He has respect. I mean,

he's not going to get it in the end of the end. But like he's, he has respect in the world again. He'll get whatever. He'll get a great piece, but he's not going to get. He's got a cheon or two though. That's cool thing.

You can tell that guy, they're just a serial cheater. He's going to keep doing it. Jacob of Lorty? Yeah, he's got that bill. He's got an IQ on you face. He's going to work on. He's going to work a lot.

Yeah. That's going to work a lot. Yeah. But yeah, he's what you call it? They were dating for a while. And then he's like, I'm going to, I'm going to play you like a pussy. And he's like, I'm going to go date Tom Holland. And it's like, oh, well, it worked out.

Correct me if I'm wrong. Did the, uh... We're not going to correct it. Didn't the guy that played like live action SpongeBob or something cheat on, what's her face? Are you? I don't think that's true. I think they said he cheated on his wife with Ariana Grande. Oh, that's what happened?

Right. Oh, okay. That's a different scenario. Okay. Look, I'm no one to judge people's relationships because I think relationships are complicated and I don't understand the going on with them. But Ariana Grande has had a messy public relationships. Like a lot of, like a lot of pop artists. It's her.

Her is a pretty bad. Has it been public often. Well, yeah. I'm just saying, generally, like, Swift as well. Those are the two ones that have had like the worst too. It's like they, because most people don't really date hyper publicly. those two have explicitly dated publicly a lot. Yeah, that's true.

Stupid. So dumb. Why? It is dumb. Why? It's annoying. The one that I'm surprised that seems to be going fine is Shalamee and Kylie Jenner, I think. That is surprising.

I'm a little worried about him. That is the only thing I don't like about him. That is the only genuine. I'm surprised they're still together. I don't, I'm not a parosocial guy. I think Timo is pretty cool. He seems like a really genuine guy. Yeah.

I just have for so long just thought the Kardashians are just a cancer. It's scary. It's like I'm worried for his safety. Right. Because like I think he's going to go crazy. It's not smart. It's not smart at all. No, he's going to lose his mind.

They're going to siphon his, his youth out of him. Whatever talent he has are going to fucking siphon it because I don't, I just don't know, man. They've destroyed many careers. They've been with people and then they just collapsed. Did that interview, Rage J is his own guy.

Dude, you know. Like, you see that interview he gave where it's just like, I mean, it's been a popular, popular theory too for a long time. But like Chris Jenner,

like a spearheaded the sex tape or whatever I wouldn't surprise me They had them reshoot it apparently Oh no way Which is fucking great I didn't hear about that That's what Ray J is saying I don't know how trustworthy is Ray J. I have no idea

I don't know anything about Ray Jee I just know he has headphones that are kind of good Yeah they're they're okay I don't hate him I don't hate him Kim Kardashian was dating Terrell Owens He had the worst year ever with her Immediately came back in one

He broke up with her and immediately won And I was like That is crazy that that's pop it's them i think it's them genuinely well they have it or they have a aura of destruction around them yeah as you go in it's like i feel i remember uh fat asses jo rogan had a terrible joke but right premise but just it's joe rogan he doesn't ought to tell jokes he doesn't ought to deliver but in one of his specials that i watched that was one of his closers about how he like they siphon the life out of men they've uh they

they turned bruce jenner like they did like So many, he was, there were so many things he was going with. I'm like, this could have been great. And then that was what he got on the stool and started to be like. Oh, yeah, God. And I'm like, wow. Joe Rogan is so deeply. You know what's funnier than Joe Rogan being viciously molested?

I mean, there's, there's definitely something comedic there. I don't think Joe Rogan's not a good comedian. That's it. No, he's a terrible. I think he hangs out with comedians. It's almost like, he's like a make-a-wish kid kind of. That's like me thinking I'm a comedian. It's like, I don't know.

There's this brain damaged fucking fighter idiot who like wants to be cool. So like let's let's let's funny people. Let's kind of let's take him in 100% and under under our wing or whatever. I think he might be a funny guy. You know what happened? He's not a good comedian. His fucking his stupid Taekwondo friend said he was funny and he ran with it. Yeah, he really what happened.

That's fucking idiot ruined everything. But I think there's a different. That's the thing. I imagine how he feels like he like he, it's like he's like Oppenheimer. you know where he's like he's like I complimented I complimented Joe Rogan once and now it's and now everything's ruined that's not exactly Oppahimer did but yeah I give what you mean what do you mean do you understand what I'm saying I give what you mean yeah so he's just sitting there so like this is my fault like if I hadn't encouraged him he would never be a comedian he would not have this podcast and and we'd have at least

slightly more believe like more reliable of a media right you know he took it the wrong way because like you said like you were trying to say there's plenty of people I have friends that these are some of the funniest guys I've been around, but not in that medium. I think I'm decently funny. It wouldn't translate to fucking stand-up. You can never be a comedian. Can't be a stand-up comedian. Not like, not any fucking one, but there's, it's like the reason why I don't, I don't like to prep.

You know what I'm saying? And it will be, stand-up is all about preparation. Yeah. And that's not what I, of course, you can do improv and you can be like those, the gay kill-tony thing. You can be those. I think that's actually a lot of people are great at roasting. Yeah, yeah. And so go that route. But if you're going to be like, oh, I'm going to do five minutes. Me personally, I'm just speaking for myself. Like, I don't like to prep. So I would be bad at that because.

I think I only do crowd work. Yeah. That's what I mean. Like the people who can't, I can't, I can't write out a set. And that's why a lot of people are blowing up on the crowd work. Did we ever talk about on the show like our, our plan to like go to, did we talk about on the world? But please for for new listeners. If anybody hasn't heard, like I really want to do this one day. Just get like a bunch of. of our friends to go to an open mic, like a really underpopulated open mic, maybe like a Tuesday night or something. We're only like three comedians show up and like maybe one other person is there. And just fill it with our friends. Let all the comedians go up. Just be stone face silent. Then when one of us goes up with like no material, just die laughing at everything that they say. I think it'd be so funny. Yeah. I think it'd be like one of the funniest

things that you could possibly do. I think I'm just like I don't know how to even the idea of that spinning bigger. Like the fact that I'd get bigger and bigger like it's like you got a stadium full of people eventually. Yeah. Like, it's all people you know, so you know 25,000 people somehow. I'm really, unironically, like, going crazy. I am unironically, like, quite passionate about this idea. I think that would, like, I would love to do that.

And to the point where, like, it would, like, you'd go on days where, like, you know that, like, comedians have maybe, like, some notoriety. Like, not big ones, obviously, but, like, people who are, like, maybe coming up are going and then they, like, talk about this happening. You're like, what the fuck happened there? Yeah. And it, like, spreads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Until eventually you become, like, a real. Because I think I think genuinely, I think if

A vent, this is I think you could fake your way. Exactly. That's the thing. Like I think a lot of people would be like, oh, this guy's funny because people say he's funny. Look, there's a lot of comedians. There's a lot of comedians like that. There's one thousand percent.

That's Tony Hitchcliff. Yeah. I think Tony Hitchell is kind of funny. I don't think it's, I think his sense of comedy is just being racist. I thought he was the problem. It's like you're just racist. Well, no, because I thought he was kind of funny in the sense that like I've seen his roast jokes and I think like he's good at delivering it with like a

good pace. I think generally when he does a roach, he has the most hard-hitting ones. But like, did you see his any bit of his actual... His stand-ups are not good. Dude, it is bad. It is bad. Like, worse than Joe Rogan bad. He's getting fucking destroyed. Yeah. That closer, like, do yourself a favor. Just out of sheer curiosity. Go look, watch the closing joke for his new special, Tony Hinchcliff. Yeah. It is the most awkward thing I've ever seen. It's embarrassing. Because it doesn't even feel like a closure. It just feels like they just forgot the rest of it. And then it just fades out and ends.

I think he's funny, but I think it is always roasting. I always see him making jokes at people, and I think that's when it's funny. Because he was done, you know about All Def Digital, the YouTube channel that was owned by reference for a period of time? No. No. It's an older, I guess it's like 2015, 14 era, like YouTube. But he was on there with them.

And he was funny there. And I was like, oh, this is actually pretty funny. I can see this why this being a decently funny person. But I haven't seen this any of his stand-ups. Dude, it's bad. Because I think crowdwork. I think crowdwork is a lot of people's bags right now. Dude, his standoff special is crowdwork.

Really? Which is that bad. Which is that what's crazy. Is it like you don't like, I get it if you're a crowdwork comedian. But he's trying to build himself as like a comedian. Like there's some bit like I think Jeff, Jeff Akuri or something like that is he's a crowdwork comedian. Like that's fine. And like I think Matt Rife is one of those people.

Yeah. I don't think he does. I don't expect these people to have material because that's not how they've marketed themselves. Right. But like this dude is hanging out with like real comedians. with like actual material. And he's like pretending to be one of them. And then he goes on stage on his fucking special.

He's like, what do you do for work, sir? I'm gay. Like, like, okay. Who gives you shit? Yeah, who do I think is a genuine?

There's so many people that there's a comedian that is a, there's a comedian that he's an older guy. He has gray hair, his glasses. I forgot his name. Mark Marin? Is it Mark Merrin? Maybe.

That's what it sounds like. The Ophon joke about the life. Yeah, yeah, that's Mark Marin. That guy had to be rolling for his fucking last thing. I saw him recently. Really?

Yeah, like in the last, like, in the last year or so. That's, he had me rolling. And it was like, what do you think Hillary? He's like, I wouldn't apologize. Yeah. I get why he would have wanted. Would you like to apologize? No.

I get it. That shit had to be. That whole, it's a good job. The skit before that is crazier. I don't remember it. He's funny. But I'm just like, I don't know. I think written, I don't, I think that part of comedy is like, fucking.

Mark Merrin's the closest. And by the way, I think it's still quite a large delta between these two people. But like, he's the closest we have to like a carlin. kind of figure. We're like kind of like an old grumpy guy who just kind of like he tells jokes, but he's also kind of just venting about like what bothers him. Yeah. I think it'd actually be a good comedian that ass. I think Jordan would be a good comedian. I think Jordan would write jokes. Yeah. Jordan I think Jordan I think the problem is that the people that are going to see his jokes are going to put on hoods afterwards. I think that's the problem. I think we could potentially coach him into being quite a

good comedian. I think I think he's got it already. I think the part that he needs the part that he needs to be born with he already has. valid. I think he's already. He has that part. I, I, look, I don't think many people are unfriend. They must be actually pretty decently funny.

That motherfucker's crazy. You think most people are decently funny? Yeah, I think some people are hilarious. I think, I think, I think, I don't feel that way at all. I think we're decently funny, but I think, like, some people are hilarious.

I think Jordan's hilarious. Right. I think Jalen's hilarious. Yeah. I think, uh, I think Mick is hilarious. Yeah. But I think like, like, Lyle.

Lyle is mad fucking funny. Lyle's really fun. Zach is mad fucking fun Like those people are like really genuinely But we're kind of skewed in a way Because we've gravitated to a lot of people Who do these these kinds of things I feel like your average person is not that funny

I guess that's true. You know what I mean? I guess we've cultivated a funny like surrounding place of people They're not at all Because I've seen people like everybody has been funny Yeah they have potential That I think it's true They make everyone can make a joke

Like my mom and dad have made me laugh Yeah Like a lot You know Right I don't think my grandma was funny at all Well certainly not now She was

Yeah, of course. I think he's funny at all. I never thought she was funny. I think he's too serious. Around her friends, though. She'd probably say something shit. I think they just do Bible hymns and they're like, bless it being speaking Spanish about fuck,

I don't know, when it rained for three months in their house disappeared. That's kind of funny. It's funny to think about, not funny to see. Yeah. But like, I don't know. I don't even think I'm very funny. People think I'm funny. I don't think I'm very funny.

Yeah, I think that's stupid. I think like, I think you're funny. I understand. You don't think you're funny? I don't think I'm right. I understand. the humility, but like, also that's just retarded. I think you're bad at telling jokes, but I think you're funny.

I think there's a, I think there's a terrible at it. I think there's enough evidence. And by the way, I'm not even saying like, like, doing like a knock, knock, prepared. I'm not even talking about that. I've just, even just wording the things that you're, you're funny in the delivery. I don't think you deliver things hysterically. I don't think I think there's enough evidence, like, just from the years of

the podcast we're doing that, like, say, I can deliver a dog if I really focus, that you're funny. There's videos of us just fucking around that I have. have on my phone still that I watch and I crack the fuck up at. I think if I burn. There was a video where we were debating. There was a-

There was a video. The jackets is great. There was a video where we were debating. We must have been like fucking trifling or something because it was like it was definitely in that apartment like the pandemic apartment. Yeah. And we were like, we were trying to debate like what order of operations, whether it's like bucket pot or pale or pot pail or bucket.

Like what does the order go? I have a video of you just like explaining it. And it's hilarious. Nothing about it is funny. But, like, what you're saying and how you're saying it is hysterical. I don't think I'm very funny. No, bucket pot pale. And it's all this, like, high emphasis on, like, the consonants that, like, and the echoey of, like, the reverb of the room.

It's a hilarious video. At what point is which one? Because at what point is a bowl than a pot? What happened? When does a bowl become a pot? When is a bowl become a pot? The handles makes a pot. Boles can have handles.

No, they, no, they can't. I think they can. No, because that's, then it's not a bowl. Because there's bowls that are effectively cups, too. Huh? Because I think the diameter is what makes it a bowl. No, I think a bowl is literally just, it's just a handleless. But there's bowls that are also cups.

Like that's real. That's like very real. What are you saying? There's bowls that are cups. I think having two handles makes it a pot. Sure. Maybe. No, actually no.

No, it can have one hand. Because you have one side. Is having a top makes it a pot? No. What's happening? Because the pots have two. He's trying to say that like a cup would technically be a bowl with a handle. That's what he's trying to say.

So like, there's a bowl. There's bowls that are also cups. So he's saying that diameter makes like it has to be a certain like or I would say circumference, really. Like it would have to be like how wide it is. Sure. And then that's the what constituted. So like if it, it's a cup until it gets too wide now it's a pot.

Is this a conference half? No circumference is. The diameter is the whole thing. The diameter is when you're when you're measuring inside the distance. from the one end of the circle to the other and the circumference is around the entire circle. I think that what happens, you start with a cup, right?

So I guess you can do diameter. It works. It needs to be a certain diameter. Then a cup has some cups have handles. Those are mugs. Right or wrong. So what's it going on when Chubb the builder? No, we got to, let's get there. Does it establish?

What are we trying to establish? At what point does every vassal of water become a different one? So at first, I don't. A cup, right? A cup is just something you pour water in. It's usually taller than it is wide, correct?

Yes. Right? Do you agree? Yeah, we're on board. At that point, when it gets a handle, it becomes what? Your mom. That's great. It's wild.

It's wild. Mom's a black woman. I'm sorry, I got confused. I don't know, a mug? A mug, right? Okay. You would be a mug? Sure.

At what point would that become a bowl? And does having a handle make it not a bowl? I think the handle precludes it. I think the handle is important. But yeah, but if you have a bowl, you put a handle, is it no longer a bowl? I think so. Why not?

I don't know, but it just feels correct to me. Can it not exist as both things? I think it's more of a giant mug than it is a bowl. But if you pour cereal in it and you put some water in it... That's stupid. That's a dumb idea. How is that? You can do that. You can pour cereal on a fucking bowl.

plate. It doesn't make it a bowl. That's a plate of cereal. Yes. Would it not be a bowl of cereal still? No. It's a cup of cereal? I don't,

what do we say? What are we talking about? I got a cup of cereal on the go. I've got a cup of cereal. That's true. But if it's in a bowl with a handle, then it's still a cup. Is it a mug or cereal?

Is it a cup of cereal? I think you are, you should be killed. I'm just saying, if you guys want to define you, you can define shit. I don't want to define shit. The useless philosopher, you know?

The one that that that, left in the corner and he's all dirty full of shit. The thinkist. The thinkster. Yeah, the thinkster. There's the thinker. There's the thinkster. The thinkster. He's in the corner. And he's been plotting his death for a while, but he keeps narrowly evading it.

His statue is like this. It's like, he's scratching his head. You can see the action lines of him scratching his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're sculpted into the air somehow. They're floating. He's like, what does he do? What did he do? He's like, oh, he just, he answered questions. Nobody cared to have answers. Yeah, yeah.

I think you guys don't think about shit hard enough, man. Yeah. Anyway, Chud the Builder. What's going on? No. Mike, did you say no?

No, let's go to questions. Oh, okay. Let's go to questions. I'm going to put Chud the Builder in my back pocket. Chudde, that nigga is into him. Fuck that, nigga.

Now, we got to talk about Chud, but like I just, I want to save it. I really want to dive a little deeper into it. And I'd rather use this. rest for the beautiful fans that pay $5. You know, whatever.

Whatever you pay. It should be about $100 to ask a question, though, of my opinion. At this point, because there's so many of them, I think we might raise the $5.202. I'm sorry. $500. Maybe $700, but okay, five is fine. $700, you said? $700, fuck you, fuck you fans.

Fuck you guys. This would be so cool on a 3D TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get up and I come on a camera and you can actively feel to come hit you in your face. That's 4D, yeah. That would have been, you would have sold me on a TV if somebody was, ooh, the 3D porn, I never even thought about that. They had to, they'd done that, right?

They had to clearly have done it. 3D. Well, there's VR porn, too. It's really not worth it. It's like 3D. That's not. I'd give VR porn if I had a fucking fleshlight of torso. Then that's a good time.

Yeah. It's really not good. It's really not good at all. But if you have, if you have something to fuck while you're doing it, then I looked at once out of sheer curiosity because I'm like, I have a VR headset. I might as well. do this. Yeah.

They looked at it one more time. And I, one more time after that. No, I earnestly only watched it once because it was, and it was like so uncomfortable because I was looking at it.

It was like, the proportions are so wrong. Like, I don't even know how to describe it because it's been so long, but like, you feel like they're just, they're both,

the people in the videos are way bigger than they should be, but also way tiny. Like, it's hard to describe. It's like they're far away, but real, like, everything about it is like, if you have,

If you have a setup for it, I think it's fine. But if you have like a... Having a setup for VR porn is a problem. No, because you have to... Because if I'm VR porn and I'm just jacking my dick, it's fucking... Don't do that again. But if I'm just jacking my dick, then it's fucking, it's like, this is weird. Did I touch your feet again?

Yes. I'm wearing shoes. I can't... You guys are so close. I was just looking. You're like, it's really guys right there. Not anymore. He moved it back a little bit.

I see. What the fuck? You got like a fucking Donald duck-ass stance. I do? Your feet are like out like this. Whing. Yeah. But I don't know, man

I guess if you're jacking your dick to VR porn it feels weird If I have like a thing I'm fucking Then it might be a better bet It's just a turn off out What I do is I always get the I always get the freaking dolls And I always fucking bang it until it blows up

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Maybe, I don't know. I guess I mean, I guess I don't know. I can't imagine like pop in that genre being like 10 out of 10. Yeah, it's hard for me to do. There's great pop music. Like very, very, very good. Within that genre of like the music that she makes. Like I just kind of imagine it being a 10 out of 10.

It could be like really good. It could be great. I would be speaking out of sheer ignorance if I made it any kind of statement. I agree. I know like two verse songs and they were like whatever to me. They're fine. So that's why I'm kind of comparing it to me.

The way she sings just so similar to Taylor Swift that it just bores me putting it on in general. Oh, I don't feel the way. The thing for me is that like, it's the lyricism to me that's just like, oh my God. I'm not 14. This is insane.

Right. No, there's simple songs. Good for you. You look. just like, that's a good melody because it's a paramour one. Because it's a paramour melody. But like,

I remember it was like, this is embarrassing. Like that song. They had to give them a credit. They had to give paramour credit for that song. Like, because it's clearly misery business. And then they gave them a credit.

So if you look, they're credited on this song. That's crazy. Yeah. It's a good, it's a good melody. Like, but it is definitely like partially lifted. And the thing to me is just like,

and this is a genre. right? This is a genre thing for me. Or maybe not a genre, but like a subject matter thing. You know that song, right? Good for you? Yeah. That's an embarrassing fucking song. If a man wrote that song, he'd be a fucking loser. I think that's a bit weird.

Good for you. You look happy and healthy. God, I wish I could do that. God. I was crying on the bathroom floor. Shut the fuck up. Like, it's embarrassing. Those songs are last out. I understand. We didn't do those era of those songs. No, but there's not even like poetry in it.

It's literally, it's not even like, it's not even self-aggrandizing in any way. It's literally just like, oh, I don't agree. What is this? What is the, why isn't it? I'm not even a fan of hers at all. I actually think her music is a little bit repulsive. But I think that's weird. It's like, that's this, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a loser core is what it is.

It is, but that we grew up in the fucking era where loser core was everywhere. That's like, is this, that's the, that's, it's, it's, it's what it is what it is. is. I think that's what makes it worse. I didn't listen to any of that. I definitely heard it. I heard it and I was actively running away from it. Yeah, but that's... And this is like, and this is for another generation. How does that like...

This is for younger folk. This is their version of that. Yeah, it sucks, though. Well, what's wrong with saying it sucks? I just think that him saying is like, this is losing music. It's like, I guess, but it's their genre of loser music, you know? It sucks. It's just like, it's, you know, I can't say it sucks. It's like, this is genuinely, I just don't care. I have no lover care for it, but I wouldn't say it sucks. I think it's crazy. I think the lyricism is just like,

I just can't relate to this loser core stuff. There's a lot of stuff that. Whenever it's like, pining for somebody who just, you know what's crazy about it too? It's not even like, it's this, it's this snide. It's like a snide song about somebody who just doesn't,

isn't interested in you. The person who, the subject didn't even do anything wrong. It's not even like, oh, you fuck me over or something. It's like, okay, at least there's like, I get the passion there. It's literally just like... It's like...

It's, look, I think it's cringe, yeah, but I think it's like, it's just not for me. Like, I don't know. Like, my brain doesn't do that for music. Like, I lived to a era of music where I was dominated by music where I just did not feel any sort of attachment to the music at all. I think most of the pop punk era, I just didn't feel anything from it, you know?

There were some songs I liked. I liked fucking Haley Williams. I just enjoyed her voice and I enjoyed paramorg as it was fun at the same time of being that kind of stuff. But like, I lived through it. And I was like, this is cringe, but like it's just not as genuine. It's not for me. Yeah.

I mean, I agree with what you're saying. But there's also to me, I'm looking at it from the lens of. I'm not a musician. I appreciate. Yeah. My brain. I think if I think of it, I'm like, for me, it's like, I just kind of whatever. I don't know.

I just feel like if I were a guy writing a song like that, I'd be embarrassed. It'd be more cringe if a guy did it for sure. I think it's equivalently as cringe. It'd be more. It'd be more. It'd be viewed as more cringe if a guy did it. Well, I feel. I feel it's.

I feel it's a cringe-ducing song. But I don't know. I just, I don't know, man. It's a good stolen melody though. Yeah. It's a good meat jock.

I think that's boring. It's, I, I appreciate, I appreciate, I appreciate a good song. Like, it's even if it's like basic or whatever,

I just hear a lot of, even when people try to get back into, I want to, I want to do more pop, um, I want to do some more shit like that. You don't even like my photos anymore. Like stuff like that.

Like, when you want to do stuff like that, if it sounds good, especially if the song, whoever wrote the song, I'm like, oh, this is good. I like where these chords are going. I like this and this and that. First of all, I'm like, oh, this is misery business. And then, like said, the lyrics are usually always going to be shitty. So I'm like, well, I already have misery business.

Why the fuck would I like this? And that's what makes me think it sucks. Or I'm like, this is, this is, there's already a way better version of this song. And misery business is at least like, there's like a vindictive quality to it. You know what I mean? It's like she's like being a dick in the song. It's way better. I like it.

It's way more personality in it. I still think like because even for a while and she was trying to run away from it because she was like, I'm glad she came back to it. This shit. Me too, because first of all, it doesn't fucking matter. You wrote it at an era of your life. And so it doesn't have to reflect on you now. It's just, it's just the song. It's like imagine you wrote a breakup song or something.

And that was a long time ago. I'm over that. I don't want to fucking play that anymore. What are you talking about? It was a hit. Yeah. Play your fucking hits, dude. Yeah.

I don't know. I can't go as far as to say it sucks. I think most music is just fine at best. And it depends on when it hits you and how it hits you. It's not as simple as like for me. I'm saying the lyricism sucks. It's cringe. It's pretty cringe.

It will. It's cringe by its nature. It'll probably stay cringe. I have a less like, like say a lot of in the pop punk and emo genre, a lot of the lyrics are terrible. I don't mind that so much because like Sweeney said that it's not for us I just think a lot of it again a lot of it is when it's written shitty

I like a perfect example is the Avro Levine band where there is some really good composition like some really good songs like there's a song like things called I'm with you which is like a really good written song and then you have a skater boy which is really catchy

and fun and stuff but it's a shitty song Yeah, it's for teenage It's really shitty It's it's written terribly It's but it's It's almost like it's purposefully though And so I'm acknowledging that like Oh this is this is terrible composition

But I understand what it's for And I think that good for you She has one she has one She has one pop song that it's like really Like it's upsettingly good Like from a composition I can't remember what the fucking What the name of it is

Olivia? No no no no no Averill Fuck I can't remember I feel like it was somewhat recent though Like a newer song I think it was in the last like 10 years or something

Damn it I can't remember I mean her music was always just like Burned my brain Because I was like I just don't care about this But that's like it was just like wasn't for me Like I hated it when I was young right I actively hated that show when I was younger

Now I've gotten older I can respect it for what it is It's just like upset emotion music And I can respect that for it is And I can even listen to it at times But it's just not for me If I'm if I'm gonna listen to music For me the base of music usually is soul music That's where my brain goes first.

Sure. That makes me feel the most. Like Korean? I mean, that's effective. It's black people music, but they don't want to have that conversation right now. They're doing it now, yeah. It's crazy. K-pop is just black people who are moving to some of the 90s, but it's mentioned as Asian.

Everybody loves it for some reason. It's insane. And people can't acknowledge that. And I've had, I always my friends. And they're like, what do you mean? This doesn't sound like black people music. You beat this dead horse too often. Because it's annoying.

But it's like, it's like, okay, we get it. It's like it's fine. The people that should get it, don't get it. The people that do get it, get it. It's a damn cold night. But there's a bunch of music that I grew up here and I was like, this is fucking ass. And then people were like, everybody's like,

it's top of the charts. Famless like, this is insane. I've talked about... Jay-Z made blueprint this year. And this is the most sold album and it drives me crazy. It doesn't, it doesn't, it makes me feel sad for musicians, say, for example, that are extremely talented

and they don't get the money. It's burning. I don't really care it necessarily about the accolades because my thing is, if you wanted the accolades, you would switch genres. But to me, it's more of the bag.

I wish that, like, musicians that were extremely talented could get paid a lot. So that's the thing that bothers me. It's possible now before it wasn't. It's still not this. You know what I mean?

It's more possible. It's more likely being possible. Because before, when we lived in a world where, you definitely, there are avenues, but it's still. The radio dominated. So if your radio got played on the radio,

it got played. still whatever the top 40 This top 40 is still the same shit You know what I'm saying? Like it's not, it's never going to be The most talented people Because for just for obvious reasons

It's just that's just not what people Want to listen to on average And so like we all understand that Unless it was Michael being music Then it was the most talented person Who? That was Michael making music That was the most talented person

I remember Michael who Michael Jackson of course Oh yeah sure The greatest all time Yeah there was a lot of time I mean there was a lot of times Back in the day right

Midson is the like one That's good Michael Jack. Michael Jack's Dixon. Michael Jackson's Dixon. I love that guy, man. He's all right, I guess. I'm a jagged.

I'm a jagged too, man. I think the lean he did was careful. Yeah, that was probably the most things were fucking fake. That's what's crazy about that move, man. Like, who gives you shit? He snapped his fucking hamstrings to do that. His Achilles, they fucking, like, completely severed.

You don't respect that. What kind of fucking bitch? I think you would just latch into something to lean forward. I think that has to be what it is. What do you mean? He would latching a sign on the stage. You had like a little like slot on his shoes on the stage. No, I already told you what he would do.

That's cool. But like I said, you put your hand up. All right. Let's see. Your butt is mine. Your bud is mine. Your bud is mine.

Your bud is mine. Your buddy is mine. Your buddy's mine. Hey. Your buddy's mine. Hey. Your bud is mine. Your butt is mine.

Your butt is mine. Your bud is mine. Your boat is mine. Your butt is my. Your butt is mine. It's mine. Your butt is mine. It's mine.

Shout out to Michael Jackson, bro. Yeah. I'm really disappointed they didn't put that cut on the record. Yeah. The threatening of sexual assault. Yeah. Your butt is mine. The way they play that song in a new movie is crazy.

The way they intro it because you know the fucking sharp keys in the beginning. I haven't seen it. I can't really support a pedophile. Well, I get it. Oh, my God. What is this? I'm being so. What do we got?

No, no, no, I don't want to go down that route. What are we got? I'm really curious now. But what, wow, you listened to my fire hydrant voicemail, I wrote in. It says, greetings, bitches. My friends and I recently created a snark tank level, but I wanted to share it with. you. Revolutionary communist Sheen, Ice Agent

Jimmy Neutron, and Bikuria's in-cell school shooter Carl Weezer. What does this mean? What do you mean a level? What are you saying? What do you mean by that? Like a game? Like in a level and a game? Ice Jimmy Neutron sounds horrifying. Oh, yeah.

I don't get him. Well, he'll get everybody. He's not missing. Brain blast! Alligator Alcatraz! He's not missing. He's the orchestrator. No! I fucking love it. He's the orchestrator.

That makes me really sad. I think Peter Thiel thinks he's Jimmy Nuch. He thinks he's Jimmy Nuch. Dude, that fucking Elon Musk story that he told? What? Did you see him? No. I told a story about how he's like fucking...

This is insane. But everything he does is fucking annoying. That's true. I want to preface this by saying I just wanted him to die. But the... So he gave... He was doing like some interview with some lady who looked uncomfortable to be there, obviously, because why

wouldn't you? I guess, but he was talking about how he took his son to Sugarfish. You know Sugarfish is like a sushi? It's like an upscale kind of, it's like relatively upscale sushi restaurant and it's native to L.A. I see. And he took his son to sugarfish and he

his son was, he delivers it exactly like this. He's like, my son is his son and he asked for a cheeseburger. He was like, okay, it's hilarious. It's very hilarious. Yeah. And then and then he phrased it. is it almost as if like they've never

they they can't even comprehend what this kid is asking for like it blows their mind and he says when they were covered he does like we don't this is a sushi restaurant we don't have cheese burgers here and he goes fine I'll have a hamburger this is a story he tells about his son

Jesus his son's 20 hey really yeah oh my god I want to get caught in a rat trap like a human size one just like why would you brag about your son being an annoying to serve his work B, not being funny. Oh, you were a cheeseburger at a sushi restaurant?

Die? Like, what do you really? What is, like, what do you? I don't know, man. I don't know. I really can't stand this motherfucker. I want him to play fucking Robert Sizz with a shark. I really don't think there's anybody on this earth that I hate more than him, really.

Elon Musk? Yeah. Like, really earnestly. Like, I hate what Trump has done to people. But, like, Elon Musk as an individual bothers me. Because he, like, he doesn't even look human. Like the way he moves is fucking, like if I was just a caveman, I would have killed him on site Because like just the sheer like genetic memory of seeing him move all wrong

Would have been enough for me to be like that's a threat, go get got rid of it I hate how much of like I hate how much of a closet white to purposes he is it really bothers It's not even closeted it's like it like it is he skirts the lines like just be a racist out loud What's crazy? What's crazy? Be real. Like don't be a like like how he denies it when he's press It bothers me that it bothers me that people pretend like it's like it bothers me of people pretend like it's hidden. He retweets

and responds to outright outright white nationalist shit. And it's not even like an interpreted thing. It's not even like, oh, that could be misinterpreted. It's just straightforward. There's a difference. David Duke is just evil. This nigga tries to skirt the line where it's like, no, I'm just using facts. Like, no, just be

a fucking white supremacist. Don't be pussy. That's what bothers me about it, I think. It's like the non-committal. There's no reason not to commit to it. There's no reason not to commit to it. It's a big breath. You get a lot of money for it. What are you doing trying to... It's the same thing with like fucking...

They know just the Curry favor with like certain... Like, say for example... Who's it working for? Like, so... I'm actually a liberal. You can still be cool with like... Fucking kill yourself. You can still be cool with like Joe Rogan and all this stuff.

As long as you have that... They won't... Possible deniability. Even though they know... I'm politically homeless. They saw everything. Exactly. They saw all the shit.

They saw everything that he's done. They seen all the shit online and Twitter. But as long as he has that plausible deniability, he says it. Then they can think they can push back. There's no way... Like, if you did some shit like that where you do a fucking Nazi sign up. There's no way the next time I interact with you,

I'm not straight up laying like, yo. You can't do shit like that. Say sign about it. I'm not. And if you don't, I'd be like, all right, cool. And I would just not talk to you no more. The fact that Joe Rogan can be in a room with that nigga and be like, yeah.

Well, he says, Forget the Nazi salute. He does straight up entertain white supremacist. That is true. It's not even, like, that's fucking nothing in comparison to the stuff that he like outwardly says replies to signal boosts. Like the salute is whatever. Like I wouldn't have even.

that's not even in the top 100 things for him. That's top five for me. That is crazy. I think you're just unfamiliar with a lot of the things. For me, no, no, no. I think he does. Because it's not even close. I think he does signal boost that.

I think all those things are true, but those things are not. Like that could be, oh, someone on a post, someone on my Twitter did that or X, Y, Z. No. Him doing that in public at the, it was the inauguration, if I'm mistaken, right? Did he did that? Or he did at the, at the, I don't remember exactly where I don't remember. He did that. That's him straight up doing that.

And there's, that's not even like, like, I, like, I don't give a fuck about, like, some, like, some thing that you do with your body. I'm talking about, like, a real, like, real things that he says and espouses and signal, and, like, outwardly, like, this is, I want more people to see this fucking, Twitter account that's only talking about, like, you know, this specific thing. It's like, it's so pointed and so specific. I could give a fuck what he's doing, like, as far as, like, oh, I did a fucking Nazi signal. I think, I guess someone's not even close. I'm not even close. I surprisingly I'm at the side with this guy once it's weird How the fuck am I doing this?

You have a famous picture of you doing that also Yeah, but I'm not Elon Musk I'm not one of the richest people in the world That is signaling to the real world Not Twitter not fake ass on line What I'm saying is like that that thing by itself What I'm saying we're not even talking It's not even about it's what it represents dude

I understand but like what it represents is Either one of these isolated by themselves You know what I mean? Like if he'd never did that that salute right but he still but he still retweeted all the same shit right now let's like that's bad now let's say he only did that and then never never all this other shit that's still bad one even close one is worse one is worse one is worse i agree one is worse i think the idea of what you do in your eye behind closed doors is more fucked than you do in front of people him doing that

front of people is one thing but the problem is that where he did it's not behind closed doors though is what i'm saying no i don't understand what you guys are saying it's still bad i just think i just think I don't follow Elon. I just think Twitter. He's signal, it's his platform. I just think Twitter is, I just think Twitter,

like this is, I had to block him. This is the, this is the, this is the issue that I have is that it's kind of like, do you remember when people, when people say like, oh,

the anti-SJWs or whatever, they're responsible for Trump and stuff. I'm like, sure. Ask the Trump voters if they know any of, if they know who Sargonneukot is. They don't know what the fuck that is. So Twitter is not real fucking life, dude.

That's the thing where it's, It's like people got to see that shit on the grandest stage in a way that they never see any of that tweet stuff. So when we try to say that Elon Musk is racist, they never seen any of those tweets. They never see any of the retweet. They never see all that racist shit he does. They saw that. So to me, that's what upsets me so much. Like, it's back to both.

Like, you're not wrong. You get to see the shit he's saying. And it's like, this thing is saying this shit. Like, like, for me, right? Well, we all hate it all. Like, I just like, I'm familiar. I did the whole. I'm Thomas Swinian.

I hate the gays bullshit, right? That's me saying something on camera. That is going to follow me for the rest of my life, unfortunately, right? Hell yeah. But what happens is in my tweets, in my personal time where there's no one around me and my other things, I'm tweeting not shit like that. I'm tweeting about like, oh, these people are getting fucked over for unfair bullshit, right? Well, that's what I mean. That is different.

Elon Musk is shitty on both fronts, but unfortunately people get to the people, almost everyone saw that. And that's different. Sure. You know, it's different. It's us. just seeing him be like, dude, the fact that Twitter, the fact that he signposts all this racial on Twitter is a clear sign that he's a white supremacist.

Duh. He's also South Africa. In his blood to be a white supremacist. We forget that he had to crazy. He had to atone. He had to take a pilgrimage with Ben Shapiro for the white supremacist's shit he was retweeting. But if the problem is, see, since the in real life people don't get to see

any of that shit, they can't couple it with, like, we know what that salute was. We know what it is But then you have Joe Rogan dipshits That are going to applause That's like oh he wouldn't do that But I'm like we know he would

We know what he meant No he said like my heart goes out to you He backed that shit That's what he was saying He was saying this It's so much It's so funny too You see the freeze frame of Kamala and everyone

He said that shit It's so funny too Whatever it Even that I wouldn't I don't wave like that That's also crazy That she waves like that In general

Like cool I wave like this But it's also That's crazy It's also a free frame But listen But listen, hold on. It's funny too because it's like if you play all those videos of all the politicians going like this,

back to back with Elon doing it, it's not the same. It is so clearly a different thing. And it's almost like you have to be a mental retard to not know that. Yeah. If you think that actually right now, leave this forever and die. Like I don't care what happens to you. I generally think that Joe Rogan is that person though where he's just, he's so stupid. He can be get fun of it.

And this is where, look, and I've said this in this tweet, I mean, the Instagram went pretty fucking viral because I was like, Jamie's not getting enough hate. And a lot of people were like, oh, yeah. And because for a moment like that, Jamie could play all that shit back to back, side by side. And completely dismiss all this shit and then calm Joe down.

And then he chooses not to. The amount of times that Joe, the only times that Jamie, if you look at it, if you really pay attention, corrects him is when it's completely meaningless. Yeah. Like, oh, like the, oh, that's not a waltz. or Tim Walls or whatever doing that he was going down the escalator

wearing a fuck Trump thing. Inconsequential to whether that's real or not actually but then when it's like Elon muster one of the richest visible people in the fucking world doing a Nazi salute where it would be really important to show that he's actually doing this racist stuff supported with all the racist tweets and the pilgrimage with Joe he could have done all of that

does nothing. Fuck Jamie like Jamie really it's both I see what you're coming from because obviously objectively like the fact that he bought Twitter and made it more racist is crazy. That's crazy. But also it really is just like it's the signal boost and the fact that like he owns the platform.

So like everything that he does is signal boosted tenfold. So it's like it's not even just like normal like oh this is the people following me. Everybody sees. And how fucking money and a fucking hundred dollar thing like that shit fucking happened? Oh yeah. That was. What happened? The whole petition.

Oh the fraud shit. Yeah. The frauds for the votes. Like you can you have you can win a million dollars. All these things they did. Insane. Here's the thing that pisses me off. that I had respect for was like, I don't think that's against law.

I was like, that should be my nigga. What do you talk? I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, even if it's not, it should it fucking should be. Because it's not a direct cash. But hey, I don't know. It kind of lends to just that the reason why all of that stuff that is on Twitter clearly should be in the real life to where grandmas can see this shit.

But hey, guess what? Fox News and all the people they're watching, don't fucking talk about it. Yeah, they're not going to do. That's the thing that's crazy. And that doesn't talk about it. either all these any of them and it's like no these are these are cbs will do it a little by barry wise or something

cbs we used to say some shit yes uh barry wife absolutely fucking destroyed it isn't it crazy how she she fucking that's the berry wife stuff is very flamed it but it's the funny thing is separate building now who did you this is what I don't understand about propagandists when they throw money if they funnel money

to people because clearly it's not about advertising and propaganda is not about like making money it's about using it to infect people's minds and she's so fucking bad at it that I'm like even though they're losing viewership they're still not even propagandizing anyone There's that there's that joke about what are you paying her for There's a great joke about Barry Weis where it's just like I think I can't remember who said it

Somebody else said this but I thought it was so funny Because it's like What is it? It's like leave it to Leave it to this administration to hire The only Jew on the earth who can't control the media or something That's great I was like that is hysterical But like yeah

She's doing a terrible job Like nobody like takes Anything that CBS It's CBS right Yeah Seriously she's tanking it That's crazy that whole 60 minutes thing That just didn't get aired here for some reason

Yeah yeah That shit was The fact that the free press The fact that the free press was given that much money Is insane Garbage Considering how like I think they got like 7000 views of video

Dude no motion Like what how many How many hundreds of millions of dollars did they pay for them? I would say probably less than a couple hundred million, but it's like 200 million or something. It was like in that ballpark. For 7,000 views a video. Hey. That's how.

Where's like, that means we're worth like 700. No. We're worth a billion dollars probably. Guys, do you remember that metric? Do you remember, uh, so tenant media that got money from the Russian government? Oh yeah, yeah. Same fucking principle.

The amount of money that they were giving people like, uh, Dave Rubin, Tim Poole, Matt Christensen, all of those freaks. was not worth hundreds of thousands of dollars per video. No, of course that. Video. They just throw, when it's propaganda, they had this huge pot and they throw it at these people. And then I'm just like, listen,

you're throwing it at the wrong people. They're not influencing people. It bothers me. Listen, there's people way bigger than those guys that can actually influence and corrupt people's mind. Like, unfortunately, Asming gold is somebody like that. It bothers me so much.

There's so much like. Where's our billion dollars? I don't know, man. Did you hear that fucking that fucking troglodyte like reading off the Democrats Socialist of America thing and be like get this. They want to they want to abolish the electoral college and give weighted voting to the people. They want to have a democratically elected officials and have a chair, what's called a term limit, an age limit for people. They want populace policies.

They want populace policy. They want a democracy. And I'm just like, yo, someone go up there. and emulate. Like that's, like that is... I'm gonna be honest, though. That is like... I think the DSA, I just...

If we know the propaganda game, I fucking hate that they're using the word socialism because it's completely... Americans are too stupid. They're too stupid. You can't rehabilitate that word. I agree.

I think it's happening, though. I think it's not... It's not going to happen in a wide sweeping motion. Do you understand how fast this would be a flip if they didn't fucking call themselves democratic socialist?

I get it, right? It's so inferiority to me. it right like slowly they're proving Mondani's proving that look what I'm doing look what my candidates are going to do I understand that but the amount of pushback and get imagine if you didn't use that word at all a lot of those people would have nothing to say

they couldn't say anything so now they got to say is you are a socialist America I thought we liked capitalism the part retards are going to push back the problem is this right Derek the Democrat is a bad word now for the most part not as bad a social not as bad I agree yeah what happens is that the

the DSA like the SOTA like the DSA Do you say? Yeah, that's right. They're just, they're, they're getting dubs, you know? They are. Like, like, I get what you're saying. It's, it's not, what's unfortunate about them is, like, most of them are just not even remotely as smart as Zorn Moundani is.

Yeah. That's true. Like, some of them are, some of they were fucking, like, yo, you're a loony tune, dude. Like, you're fucking. They're not moving. One of those people who, like, won the, uh, I can't remember who the fuck it is. One of the people who, who, like, uh, Zoran endorsed or whatever, who won. I was reading some of her things and they're like, you're actually crazy.

What was it? I can't remember what it was. How was it? It was something about like... Cheese for everyone or something. No, it was like something about like... It was almost like parody. Like a parody where it's just like murderers should...

We shouldn't put murderers away or something like that. And it's just like, well... I don't know about that, my friend. I think the problem... You can still imprison murders. I think... I think that's fine. Yeah.

You know? We're far away from having some type of Scandinavian system. There's no way that's going to happen, though. You know what I mean? We're going to rehabilitate all these people and it's going to be like, we're not, we're not there. No, we're not even. But that's what they're not even. That's what they're thinking.

That would take a war, but that was like a wild scale war and a long one. And a lot of people gone. Like a lot of people. Yeah. Where it's like, but I just think, I don't know, man. I think like the, I, I just don't understand why they don't use tactics that are smart. That's what that's what. And I think the problem is that like, the Republicans don't even use good tactics.

This niggins is dumb as shit. They don't have to. They don't have a ton of money. They're playing. They're great on a curve in the opposite direction. They have so much money and then it can just scare people. They can scare dumb people. And that's why I say they're going to scare a bunch of people who are even like, say,

libertarians are in the center about, oh, you really want a socialist America because they don't know what socialism is. They don't know that we already have socialist systems because they're stupid. They're stupid people. The proof is going to be in the pudding with however momdani turns out, which it seems like it's going well. It could come well. It could. Right now can go well. It doesn't take too much, though, to.

Again, just scare the piss out of really dumb people. And I hate that they're giving them. I think right now in New York, he's got, he has such a good track record. It's crazy. You know what the thing that's fucked up is, a lot of those dumb people don't even know. Did you see that fucking. Yeah, but that's true. That is true.

A lot of people are on the way. Did you see though that like, what is it, Dave Portnoy or whatever? Did you see that? What he's like, I think I'm considering running. Did you see Senna's? Yeah, go ahead. Who's Dave Portnard? Go ahead.

He's a barstool guy. He like did pizza reviews or whatever. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah, I want to see him get fucking Three boat The guy The guy who said

The guy who said We can't make jokes about Israel Yeah He's gonna do great In a modern In a man Like what are you talking about brother? Let's see

That's hilarious What a fucking idiot dude That's insane Where would he run? He's talking about New York He's talking about New York Yeah Which is hilarious

Like you got no chance He's David Smith Maybe L.A Because that fucking Spencer Pratt guy that reality TV guy got some motion. Yeah, but it was like not real motion. It's not,

it's still kind of fun. It's an emotion that I was still disappointed. Then I'm like, you guys even on the right considered this reality TV star, you considered him. Wow. Okay. They like reality TV stars.

I guess they do. They like unqualified loud retard. They guess they do. You want to read the names. You want to let we got it. Let's get one more. One more question. A more.

We're kind of. kind of looking at the I don't want to say it live but uh that's true whatever let's do one more quick we'll do one more

um just like quiplash right now okay let's see reverse Connor McGregor understands the word no throw it in he said sup snark tank and the in a recent extra ammo

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and when will swine live stream 70 lashes of self-lagulation and repentance for this transgression? It's not I mean I guess I understand what he's saying because they're yeah

I think I understand most people probably probably don't know like sure the reference was quite right but it's the idea if you're being a modern

singing you've never heard someone hyper popular's music yeah that's what it is I guess what he's probably probably you could have said like Freddie Mercury.

Freddie Mercury. There's a lot of people you could have said. Sorry, my apologies. My apologies. I hope you're. And Sharon is a crazy choice. I don't even remember you saying that, to be honest.

He's crazy popular though. I understand, but it's a crazy thing to say. Modern time not hearing him as a feat. It was its English music. Okay, I think it's like, I only know one of his songs, the love with your body or whatever. You know one. Yeah.

I've definitely heard more than one. I've probably heard some more. there was a better reference but the idea is still the idea is still the idea He's definitely not If your legs get sticky Because I came on your legs

Let me calm on him again I don't even know that That's hot Is that the same song? What? No Oh I don't know him that well

That's the only thing I know about I produce music like the mother He wrote so much A big not big time rush Another other boy man One direction He wrote so much of their music It's crazy

That makes a lot of sense So much of your music It's crazy And then you hear their music Like that's definitely Ed Shearing's right that music. Yeah, yeah.

That's interesting. And I'm like, he made his bad. I already did the soundtrack for Tenet. Did he? The movie? Ed Sharon,

yeah. That wouldn't surprise me. You were he sang in Game of Thrones? Like, he literally did. He did singing. He was in season seven for some fucking reason.

And I'm like, look, I like Edsuring a lot, actually. I think he's pretty cool. Why is he here? You think he's cool? He's pretty cool. What about him is cool?

I like that like, whenever you see him in like wildlife, he's just like somewhere in a very heavily African area with a bunch of Africans like dancing and playing music and it's like, damn, dude. I feel wildly disrespectful.

You don't think he's just doing that for, like, a photo? Wildest, it might be. Take a picture of me with these inferior. That's what it feels like. Well, no, he's in, like, London with a bunch of like the, like, the more African side of London. Oh. Not like in Africa. Okay.

Gotcha. That's what I was picturing. I was literally picturing that. That is what I picture. That is also what I pictured. I mean, I guess. I mean, I don't know anything about him. So I can't even say anything.

I can't say anything. He could be, I don't know, a serial killer. Yeah. I don't know. he seems like a cool guy. Here's actually a really quick one, though. I think we can do it. We'll get onto the names.

Lily should walk down the aisle to the Charlie Kirk episode of Sacred Symbols. I'm good with that. That'd be fun. Was he on Sacred Symbols? No. What are you talking about?

What episode is that? I think Charlie Kirk could be on Sacred symbols? That'd be wild. I'd be like, how? All right, what's the question? I'm 18 in a relationship with a 46-year-old. I want that person should be in jail. All right.

Okay, let's go. Her son Oh, God. Is 21, but is not respecting me. As I step into a fatherly role, what should I do? This is not real. Your, there's no way. This is like a real dog.

Maybe sleep with someone, even the person you're with this to be in jail. I'm sorry. That's crazy. If I was the son, I'd be so fucking mad, dude. I would be so mad. I would call the cops on my mom. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about law?

It wouldn't be. That's crazy. Your mom's doing that. What? It's not illegal, though. call the cops like a fucking bitch. And they're going to be like, thanks for wasting resources. We could have saved a...

We could have killed a few crackheads. And now you pull us away. We could have killed... You pull us away from my gleeful duty. I was going to murder a crackhead with my bare hands. Thanks a lot. My partner here was going to drive down Fifth Avenue. And I was going to lean out with a bat and hit all the fent leaning people.

And you wasted our time calling us, calling us about an unethical but completely legal relationship, we should kill you. We should kill you. The idea of driving down Fifth Avenue fast and a crack had come and you still swing it. So that means you add a little more. You add. If you can time it. It's just a lot.

It's just like an anime free space. There's a bunch of stars. It's an impact frame. Yeah. And it's like got one. And it's like that guy was hard. He didn't even know he was alive. Listen.

He's just dead. You got to, you got to assert yourself as this older kids dad. That's so true. You have to. I would, if I were in your situation, I would bring the catchers mid out. I would say, hey, son. Let's play some catch. We're going to play some catch?

Yeah. We got a bond, son. No, dad. I'm playing Roblox. That's crazy. Whatever it is. Whatever. 20-year-olds are doing. I would, something like that.

I would literally turn into a fucking liquor from Resident Evil and attack you. That would be good. I would go up all four. I would grow, nail, the brain. My head would retreat. A brain would evolve out. And I'd start fucking Saying you gotta make the noise though

And I would immediately attack you And I would immediately attack you Oh lick, lick, lick, lick It's so insane killing them again Because it's like, yo, these things are so weak There's so much, yeah, because you can parry now It is insane, it's very trivial You punk ass, bam

Before literally they were too fast for you Like you would be like you first you get in the aim mode And then you point down they're already, they've already, they've already, they've already, they've already, they've already, they've already, they've already, like, they're way easier than modern ones now. Oh, man. It's crazy.

They're trivial. Yeah, I don't get my fuck about it. I quite literally never died to a, before you're like, before you ran away from them. Yeah, they're like grunts or something. It's like, it's like, I don't give a shit. Like in Resident Evil 2, even in Resn Evil 2 remake, I was scared of them. Well, when I found out that they died of flash grenades, it was like, it was going to be the game of different animal for me.

Yeah, but that's always been true kind of. Yeah, but I didn't understand that when I was little. Oh, well. I was like, oh, throw a grenade at it and you get up, and I'm like, what the hell? The parry really trivializes it. Oh, it made it so much easier. I mean, you fight a tyrant. You fight a tyrant and you beat the shit out of that tyrant.

So when the tyrant does this a few times. Stop! Stop this! It says stop, stop! It's tapping out and shit. I says stop it, please. It's like it's like an abused wife. One little fucking tear.

A tiny little tear. Yeah. It's all defense. I am going to piss myself so badly. Go pee. Do it right here. I was just trying to wait till the end of the end of it. Yeah.

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one of our more recent reels. Yeah. We had a Sweeney losing his connection because it started Destiny 2 in the middle of fucking recording. Hey man. Calm Tony. I was locked in. Goatee Guy. Finally beat Dragon Age Inquisition after 54 grueling errors. Next is GTA5. I'm playing Gtie 5 right now.

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her son-daughter, Pee-P, send four... Let's send 400K North Korean North... Oh, North Korea. Let's send 400,000 North Dakota Republicans to Jamaica so Kingston understands immigration. Fuck the Spurs.

That family's immigrated. the fuck? I don't know. I'm a spawn of immigrants, literally. Yeah, I think most people. One and a half, technically. I'm like, I want a half generation. Please, fuck me gay and hard in your Ford F-150.

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not a senator. Whatever. Is he not? No, the senator is, are you sure? I think he's a senator by the third movie. You're probably right. I don't know. John Strickland,

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No woman no cry If you think about it Think about it A little bit The literal title of it. Yeah. If you got no woman, you're not going to cry. Sweeney would have tamed sheepstealer.

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Yeah. That's so dumb. Hunting Peterson Manbutt Kingston Meets King Stepmom Who is also several thousand years old And wears a safari suit

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Did we do that? Oh shit I think we did we Actually I think we did make that. Yo, we're demented, bro. We don't pay that.

The fact that we can do something like that and forget is crazy. We record so much. We never recorded it. It's never recorded. We probably wrote it. We should just record it. Yeah. We just got to pull it out of the vault.

Yeah, if we pull it out of the vault and just get the thing together. It'll be all me. You guys are not on the track at all. It's me saying it the whole time terribly. Oh, man. That would be great. Where did I go wrong? I fucked it.

I don't know. I fucked the guy. Is that? Tillie fucking cried. Oh my God, we did do that. We did that. We did do that at some point. We must have done it because it's so obvious.

We even call, I think it's the gay, right? By the, instead of the fray. Yeah, of course, it's the gay. Shout out the fray. Shout out the fray. They don't get enough respect. They should be hard. Disrespected.

Really? I like the fray and cold play. I don't care, man. I mean, I like the song. I don't know if I like the fray. I don't really like. I like their music, man. I've heard.

I only know two of their. songs to be fair. I know that one in the news. Where do I suck, dong? I'm fucking man. Somewhere along. Gay. Hey.

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Christopher. Naferman, rounding out our list as always. We did it. The king of haphazard. We'll see you guys next time. Patreon.com slash a snark tank. Like, share, comment, subscribe, all that crap.

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