The Snark Tank - #421: Kingston Doesn't Know Why His Lips Are Shiny

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

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Hello, everybody, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It is me, Chris Reagan, it is him. Derek, it is him. Sweeney, look at his fucking wet, sopping, shiny-ass lips. Lippy McShiny. And he's been sucking a slug off. We told him about his shiny-ass lips. We asked him, did you put Vaseline on?

Did you put lip balm on or anything? He said no. And he's made zero attempts to wipe it off. Yeah, that's what I wouldn't have commented on it if he at least tried to fix it. He's committed to it now. I like my shiny lips now. He actually likes it. I showed it to him.

He was crazy and did nothing about it. So I think he likes it. It's such an alien response. That's like how Elon would respond to that. It's like, oh, my lips should have said it. Yeah, it's like a billionaire. Interesting. Chillioner actually.

It's really good. Yeah. It's just like a trillion. Cool. Yeah. Well, he's so cool. I wouldn't say he's cool. What do you mean, I am become meme?

What he's telling me that's not cool? You're telling me that's not cool? You're telling me that's not epic meme? What his wealth can acquire... You're right. Epic bacon is wild. But what his wealth can acquire is pretty cool. Like an assassin to kill himself.

Anyway, welcome to start your podcast. Remember, if you have shiny, gross, slimy-ass lips, you too can go to Patreon to MicrosoftSat and get all sorts of shit, early access ad-free. You know, you can ask your questions. I'm unfazed. He's unshakable. He does look of it. You look so shaken that it's looped around.

Sorry, don't look shaking at all. Yeah. You get so scared you calm down. Right. Yeah. It's exactly that. Yeah. Is it ever experience that?

I've been so scared I've locked in before. It's like when you think you're about to die and you're just kind of like, you accept it. Yeah. My head almost got crushed when I was maxing out on bench. And I accepted that my head was going up that you were like, did you, did your arms lock? Or did you just fucking. No, it was.

I couldn't rack it up. And so, and my, my spotter clearly wasn't paying attention. He was, you know, we're in high school. We're in high school. We're in high school. So he's not locked in. He's fucking. talking to some retard next to him.

Like, ooh, and then I'm like, oh, I can't. It was probably like, it was probably like close to two fifth year or something like that. And I was just like, I'm about to just lose your life. And I completely accepted. There was no fear. It was just like, oh, I'm dead. And then he caught at the last second. I was like, oh, thanks, dude. Thanks that you saved me from

bushing, cracking my head open. I've seen people benching and like fuck up the bench and they're about to throw it to me, throw it at their legs and their leg just, these people are fucking stupid. Just like their knee just like, bends the wrong way, almost wrapping around the bar. Dude, the way that people's

The way that people break their limbs is crazy to me. People don't respect, people don't respect gravity, how strong their bodies are. Like, it's no, but these people do shit, they're like,

how did you do that? I avoided doing a lot. Like, to be fair, like, I probably was like over scared of it. Like, I didn't skate,

even though my archetype tells me I should. You know? Because I was just like, I don't want to end up, I don't want to grind on a rail and then cut my testicles out of my scrode him, you know? I've seen some pretty bad people getting, people getting hurt pretty bad from skating,

but never anything that's like, oh, that guys, that's irreparable. Really? Holding your balls in your hand? That's from, in person. Obviously, the worst thing scenario, yes, I've seen, I've seen a guy skating and get shot in the head with a shotgun, you know? No, you haven't. I definitely, somebody getting, I definitely somebody getting skating and then getting shot.

That I definitely saw that. That's probably, yeah. I definitely got, not getting their head bowled on my shotgun. That's crazy. Bunk shot in the back in the head somehow. I remember I was on a plane once And the oxygen mask came down Actually, and I just kind of wasn't scared

I was just kind of like, well, this is it If that happened to me, I'd have to use like a mouthfire Like something went wrong or something. That happened, I didn't come down. Which is not encouraging either. Right, right. If I happened to a plane, I'd probably lose my point to the like The Marshall would have to shoot me.

I just have to kill you. Literally calm down or it's going to ruin it. I'd be like trying to rip through the bottom of the plane Tall and trying to dig out. You're almost there. You're almost there too. To what? You're digging into it. You're digging to the safety of a free fall, though.

It's not... Exactly, but everyone else will die when I do that. I guess, I don't know. I just kind of accept it on a plane. I'm in no... I'm in no control in a plane. I just accept... I surrender myself entirely.

If you ever flown across the ocean? No, I kind of refuse. Well, I must have because I've been to Puerto Rico and stuff. That's not the ocean. It is, though. I know what you mean, but... It's like a kiss. It's like a kiss of it.

Yeah, it's not the ocean. It's quite a bit of ocean. across the Atlantic. Not really. That's what the real fear is different. That is different. The turbulence over the Atlantic is a, like, I'm telling you, it is very different. No, I would assume so. It's really bad. Right, right in the middle where you get right about to be to London, it's horrible. And I was like crying on the plane. It was terrible.

How come you don't like just like pop some Zanz like people do? I feel like if I pop a Zan, I won't calm down. I feel like you'll do something worse. Oh, yeah? You'll be the only person in history to have a negative, like, I'll be like on the ceiling. I freak out even more. It's the point I'm glowing. His chemical makeup converts Xanax into an upper of something. Yeah.

He actually got more anxiety. Interesting. That would be so funny. Dude, my psychiatrist put me on fucking, like years and years and years ago, he put me on Xanax, and I feel like it didn't do anything.

That's interesting. Yeah, like, I remember my prescription ran out, and then I was like, oh. And I just never bothered to get more of it. That's why because you're on Zanx,

you didn't get a prescription again. I think that probably, But I also still don't care. Like, people talk about that as if it's like a really addictive substance. Is it? And I'm like, I don't know.

Danx famously. Is it one of the one? It kills people. I feel like it's not that addictive at all. Probably the dose of you probably took. Xanax is like, it fucks people up bad. I don't know.

Like most of that generation of rappers, the reason they're fucking brains. Because of Zanax. I don't think that's true. It's not just Xanax. It's not. They're probably silly people to begin with. And then the Xanax just made it worse.

It's probably Xanax in, in confluence with a million other things that they're doing. I'm up all night. They're doing a lot of stuff. You know, I've sleep two hours a night. I'm fucking pure chlamydia. I don't know how, yeah,

I don't know anything about Xanax, actually. They're like well after you. Zans are after us, our age of drugs. Yeah, I understand it because like, we're like purgous sets and shit. Is that rapper?

Like, you know what I mean? Did he die? No, he's not dead. He's not dead. Oh, really? The one who died from Xanax, was, uh, was it peep? It was, little peep.

It was little peep and it was, And then I think juice, didn't he, like, swallow too much? Yeah, he overdosed. Juice World is fucking, I don't want to be distracted. I'll be a strike, but I'll keep on. He's talented. He's talented, young man. He's not for us, but he's talented.

Yes, he's the equivalent of when you were talking about Olivia Rodriguez lyrics. Oh, he's that. It's that, like, it's sound cloud rap. It's pretty bad. Like, it's, the lyrics are like, I was like, oh, this is for, I would say maybe a tween. You know what I'm saying? Sure. People that are older listen to it, but I was like, oh, that's what the level of lyricism is.

But the music sounds okay. It's for people who are going into college fresh out of college in like 2020. Yeah, who are gay. Like they're just getting into that age. Way too old, but you know. They love, dude, they love him. They probably do. It feels like a rest of development though because I'm like, you shouldn't be listening to that shit if you're that old.

Well, there's a lot of arrested development. I agree. Let's be real. I agree. I agree. I think that, yeah, we absolutely. No, you're not wrong. I think he's that era He can rap, he's talented

I don't like his music very much I don't think he's a believable talent But he's very popular So you're saying you're glad he's dead That's crazy What do you mean that's crazy? It's what you said Play the tape back

You know what's crazy I was talking shit about his music Right after he died And one of my coworkers Actually was a good friend to them And he was like dude That's like actually one of my niggas And I thought he was lying

And he showed me pitters He had him and them together Like maybe two nights How do you know that was an AI It was before that era How do you know He was 28, 28, 19 How do you know?

It could have been AI. It could have been. Isn't that weird when that happens, though? Like when like just some random person, just friends with somebody was like just blew up. Just all casually. Like, oh, yeah, I know this fucking person. It made me really. He was like, yeah, dude.

He was like the nicest soul, like quite literally what nice guys. And he seemed like a nice guy too. He probably was nice. He's just stupid for like, instead of jail time, I'm going to swallow all my drugs. His life would have been fucked no matter what. Well, no, no. I would have been alive. Jail.

Oversuolowing all my drugs. Because he had way too many of his hands on that jet. And they would have been like, yo, you're. you buy yeah buy let me make sure it's actually Xanax man I feel like all these

telephone shit man yeah yeah you never know let's see juice world it could have been perched too it might have been perks right how die how die

how die accidental drug overdose and toxic levels of oxycodone and codeine actually led to a fatal medical emergency so yeah so it wasn't who just has codeine nowadays

Jesus Christ hook me up bro I mean, don't hook me up. That is interesting. That is the little old school. It's like wearing a fireman's outfit that is made of asbestos today. Like, how do you even get? I want to find one of those.

Yeah. I wonder what they did with those. I haven't used code in a while, man. I haven't drank some syserp in a minute. I don't think I've never actually had syser. Good. I've had a shot of, you know, you had your coughs throat with codeine in it. That's the most I've ever done.

And I didn't like it. I don't like downers. I'm not a huge downer. It makes me feel like, Like I'm going down when I don't want to. Right. I like to stay leveled. And then it's pulling me down.

It's forcing me down. And then it makes me feel a little anxious. That's why I got to take some of the scissors. But then you have a shot of espresso. Yeah, you got to balance it out. And then it's an annex to balance that out. Then math.

Yes, sir. The combination is literally just drink some lean and then drink smoke some weed. And you just chill out. I heard it here first. Tom Sweeney's advice. Chill for me. But that's what that's also like. No,

but that's what people like to do, especially a lot of these people in those environments that do that do that shit, they need it. Oh yeah. Because they're living at war effectively in their own cities. So yes, maybe they might be useful for them. Yes. I just want the biggest thing whenever I like do a deep dive into like

especially into the drill scene and see like, oh, why they started like getting on perk or whatever it is and I'm like, well, you don't have to say less. It's kind of one of those things but it's like they don't do therapy. So that's their therapy. Do I agree with? Do I agree with it?

No, but I understand. Absolutely why they're using it. You agree with it, you said? Oh, okay. I agree with it way more than, like, the people who feel like they need to be strapped at all times, you know? Yeah. I agree with it more than them, like, because even if you were like, I'm not going to be the one that's strapped, you're still probably high alert, high stress environment. So you're like, I want to take the edge off.

Like, I understand that way more than. I can't even, I can't even, I can't see. I almost like seven, but I can't even, my brain can't even rationalize it because I almost did like this. Oh, you don't have to do that. Okay, that's, yeah. Yeah, you ain't got to do it. Thanks, thanks for, thanks. But like I was saying, it's scary.

The thing that's scary to me is being in a new, and this is why people always ask those dudes like, oh, why don't you move out? Why don't you move out the area? And their brain is so wired that they don't know how to navigate and they don't know how to move through other areas. And they think that it's like where they grew up. And I'm like, no, I promise you, if you move out of this part of South Shytown, you can walk around the streets and you'll be okay, but they don't think that.

they think that I'm going to turn in the wrong fucking place and then like I'm going to get caught They think it's a new map It's unfamiliar map Yeah I don't know the PDP here That's called being institutionalized 100% That's what that is called It's really it's really insane

It's like it's like being like a Vietnam veteran And you just always think like Another Viet Cong's around the corner You always think that the next little guy's gonna like Blow himself up on you and shit It's a massive debuff It's really sad Because you meet gang members sometimes

And it's like yo you could have been something like Jen You could have been something like Like you are unfortunately It's in a born in a bad place But if you were born in a decent place You could have like done something really good with your life Is the equivalent of being born into like a state where you're just taking psychic damage Yeah

All the time Yeah It's like over Yeah definitely like lucky Lucky being um Except like my mom being like I'm gonna Let's just give him an almost zero percent chance he's in a cop and this shit So like you know being in Englewood and then moving us to

La Haber where there's like Mexican gangs that aren't even going to look at me because they don't care. Like I'm not their ops. So like it was completely normal for me. I said the entire time that I was there, I only been, it was funny. I'm about to move out of year. I'm about to move out of the country. And that was the only time I've ever been attacked like on the streets.

And I thought that was hilarious. Made it my whole adult life not having any problems in La Harba, being cool with Cholos and everything. And then one attacks me, tries to mug me. I don't know. In hindsight, it was really funny. They're like, oh. He ran towards gang shit. I was like, yay, and I fucking ran towards it.

And then I just never got accepted because they were like, you're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're not about this. You're reading comic books, Louer. That's funny. Yeah, yeah, he had his fucking... Dude, I knew a lot of... A lot of them were nerds too, man.

A lot of them were nerdy-ass niggies that enjoyed shit like that too, but they just, they also were willing to shoot people. Yeah, Ghost Rider's lit. They were like... No, like, actually, they were like, they were like, yo, do you watch your episode of Naritone's shit? I'm like, yo, that nigga turns into a fox. That shit was crazy. That shit was crazy.

You got, like, it grew wings. I remember that conversation. I was like, that nigga grew wings. I was like, yeah, that's a gun. Yeah, I don't know. I never. Good souls, man. You're never around that shit on.

I don't really. Like, I was around some of it, but it's not really, like, to the degree that it was dangerous. Yeah. I was around a lot of people, a lot of kids who were emulating it. You know what I mean? That's always. They were emulated. It's like, they wore their pants real low.

And I'm like, I'm going to pants you. You're fucking. Yeah, we're going to see. Why are you? We're going to see your dick. Because I'm going to pants you. That style was always weird to me. I didn't really understand.

Exactly. Yeah. To that point where you were showing. It meant like gang affiliation or present shit, but it's, it's. Yeah, back in the day. Yeah. I did it, but it wasn't like. It just looked so fucking goofy.

I was like, I can see your ass. The ones, what is this? The dudes that have it come, their ass completely exposed. I thought that was a little interesting. I thought, I was like, well, I don't know. I don't know. Like the one, I've seen people sag a little bit. It didn't bother me too much.

Especially me, I didn't, I hated wearing belts and pants don't fit perfectly. So sometimes my pants would sack. a little bit but I would usually if I'm walking a lot and then I would just pull up a little bit I just so funny I had the exact opposite I hate not wearing belts oh really because pants never because they so they would always fall or like like if I had like something in my pocket it would like pull my pants even further down it was like it would piss me on I think it was me it was kind of like a chubby kid problem where my the the the fat right here would it it felt uncomfortable yeah yeah and like in the kind of pinchy and then finding the right there was just a lot of

problems with belts that like if you were a little thicker yeah you didn't like fucking wet belts yeah sometimes they would like go above the pelt the pant line and then like I know that for sure if I were I think suspenders would have been dope if I would have known about them suspenders are cool if you if you endure like the first like they're really the first wave very useful but they look so stupid the first wave of wearing suspenders is it's arduous they get attacked but then once you keep it going in the flow you're like oh I just wear spenders that I look good in them I mean if you

I saw an old man the other day. Yeah. Like high pants, like high denim jeans, suspenders in the cross. Oh. I think. In the back, right? Yeah. Hunch over a little bit with like a newsy hat.

And I was like, that's, that's, that's, that's what I want to be. I like the, I like the good look. I want to be that at some point. White, plain white t-shirt. I like, I like, I like that look. Or the lumberjack build with the, uh, with the suspenders with the white shirt under the suspenders. Yeah.

And I was like, you look good. That's basically. That's what I said. Is that not the same build? well I mean he's an older man Yeah not a lumberjack bill necessarily But the outfit you described is exactly what I was talking I almost ignored you

That's crazy Sorry about that Are your ears slimy too? What happened? Your ears caked in slime as well Like your fucking lips It's crazy I'm ignoring you again It's crazy

It's crazy I'm ignoring you again Anyway what the fuck happened What we got into the news We got Pish station Yeah I do want to talk about that a little bit At least I make a new PSP No

No, no, no disc games after 2028, I think. That sucks. Which, I don't know. I'm not a physical games person anymore anyway, but it's crazy to me that they're doing that. Because you can buy vinyls still. And vinyls is absolutely a dead format by every metric. Yeah.

And we can still get, like, my favorite, like, my favorite bands, I think you can get the most recent album for most people on vinyl. Yeah. I think it's like still a bustling. It's very easy. I think they do, what is it called? made to order or something like that. Yes, you can partner with any company

like obscure bands in the death core scene. They are like, oh, let's go pronounce on vinyl. We're going to do like 200 copies. Yeah. It all the time. I think even my old band did it. And it's just like it's... Dude, they sell it at Barnes & Noble.

You can get new albums on vinyl. It's like, well, if you can get vinyl, which died arguably what? In the 90s, probably. No. Even before that. No. Maybe the 70s, 80s.

I would say... I would say... I would say... I don't say mid-80s, it was, like, completely dead because everybody had cassettes. It was like, they were just, that was revolutionary. Yeah, so that's been dead for, like, damn near 40 years. We can still get him. You can't get a physical PlayStation 5 game in 2028?

I mean, 10 years after the machine came out? It's really funny. That doesn't surprise me, man. It's not that it's surprised me. It's just, to me, it's insane that they're doing that. I mean, yeah, I don't know. At least have, like, a boutique kind of. The video game space has been.

becoming shittier and shittier. When do you think it started? When do you think it started? When do you think it started? The PS4 errors when it started. I think a little before. Really? I think a little bit before.

I think 2010 is when it happened. When Connect came out? Yeah. I was going to say, yeah, that was it. That was the start. It was like the middle of the 360 PS3 was like when it started, when it started to crumble. The beginning of the 360 PS3 was. Oh, five?

Yeah, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. And even, honestly, even into that period. AfterConnect when it was starting to show you because you still got good games and stuff you still got like the last of us and I'm trying to think I think I think the good game problem is not the problem that's never been the problem really your practices. And I think the first one that was like, oh, this is ass in our memory. There were probably ones before us that were like really dog shit too. Yeah. Like the dream cast everything was probably also completely horseshit as well.

But maybe. I remember the dreamcast being cool. But I also didn't have a lot of experience. But like what happened with it. Oh, the fact you could die because you could burn a bunch of things. That was awesome though. Yeah. It's not good for them. But that's, it's ass because the fact is like, oh, you're getting rid of it. Fuck you.

Had a lot of burn dreamcast games. Well, the thing let you do it. It's crazy. Had a lot of You get to mod the PS1 at least. But I think if I'm not mistaken, I'd never own the Dreamcast. So it would just like, you could just burn games from your Dreamcast on. I think the Dreamcast itself let you do it. I'm fairly certain. It would just, it would be very trivial.

There was no, as far as I'm concerned, because I had a dream cast, I still have one. There was no stipulation to play a burn game. So like it couldn't burn games, but you just. Right, right, right. That's what it was. You had a like, oh, Sword of the Berserk. Cool. It works.

Oh, the rest. Resident Evil 2 remastered. Dude, Resident Evil 2 on Dreamcast was fucking mind blowing. And I bet. That makes sense. Burned.

Marvel's and Capcom 2. Burned. Like, it just, just keep going, Power Stone. Burned. Yeah,

because, like, on the PS1, you had to mod it in some way. You had to, like, fuck with the laser or, like, there was like a chip or something. We had to put into it.

I saw one. Yeah. The Dreamcast just, there was just a little thing. There was a little trick you had to do. Do you remember the fat P. The big, big, big,

big PS2, that was when I burned games too. The normal one? No, there was a big one, like a very big one that burned games. What the fuck are you talking about? There was like a giant PS2. I saw it in Manhattan one. I saw it in Manhattan one. I forgot what it's called. That's like particularly big one. There was a bigger PS2 than just the regular. Yeah, not because you're thinking of the original one I had like the the jutted out things. And then it was a little one that had the PS2 something at the bottom

of the, uh, of like above the jutted out portion of it. I'm thinking of the only PS2s that exist. There's two. The base PS2. And then the PS2 slant. So there was another one. I think it only came on Japan or some shit like that. Something special, but it was like a giant big PS2 that burnt games onto it. What?

You should look that. There was. I was like another fucking PS2. I remember I went to, I went there was, it was somewhere in Midtown, Midtown Comics is the place I'm talking about. Midtown comics,

I know Midtown comics. I know Midtown. But there was a game, there was like a fucking antique game store that I had like all of the original Pokemon games unsealed so they were like thousands of dollars. No one's buying that shit. Right. But it was just like an old PS2 that I was like,

this one burns games. And I was like, this is crazy. Way too expensive at the time. I'm fairly certain that's not a thing. It might have just been something that somebody made, maybe. Possibly. I don't know, sometimes I see those weird consulars that have like.

What did it look like? It was like, so the PS2 being, you remember how it like some parts of it were like a little jutted out further than the other? It was all just a big block. It looks almost like an Xbox in a sense. I'm seeing PS2 tool. So this thing. Is that it?

Kind of? I think so Because that's the only thing I'm seeing really It looks insane But like I don't know Is that even real? I think so

I could be wrong I was only ever aware Of the original fat model And then the slim model To me always like That was impressive But I looked at it as like That's a flimsy pieces

Like I did not want The slim model at all The PST The big one The original PS2 It's hard to carry around Simis the way it was It was relatively fine

Like it fit in a backpack It's like no problem It was bigger, but like, I mean... The slim one was just so perfectly placeable, like everyone in the house. The slim one was absurd. Like, I remember the slim one being like, I don't even understand how they're doing this really at that time. It felt it was like a piece of paper. I got a slim one recently and it fucked up my disc.

But that was, I took a risk. So I took a risk. The laser scratchy, right? Yeah. Yeah. I took a risk on, um, so far I've, um, I have two refurbished, um, old consoles. Uh, Dreamcast and, uh, Xbox 360 and they work great. I think I'm going to buy a 360 today.

I bought the refurbished PS2 because I have I was I was you know two for two and then this one I'm playing a Samar Warriors 2 because I was like I have all the everything unlocked and stuff and I'm like this is cool I'm playing with all the legendary weapons and all this shit and then it turns off I'm like what happened and I look at the disc and it's all fucked and I'm like what so you know two out of three two out of three is not bad but I also I'm an idiot because I waited like a month or so to actually play it so So it was way out of fucking The warranty for me to just take it back So that was my dumb ass fault

Lesson Learned, you know I don't have any of my own consoles I have my old handheld consoles Yeah I have Lily's Gameboy I have her SP And then I have my 3DS My 3DS

And then I have like what I have now Yeah That's it Her game boy Her game boy's the Pikachu one though It's really really cute I was like can I sell that She was like no

And I was like all right cool Let's put it back in the drawer I want all my old stuff again I actually When I was moving around so much, I gave my friend my second Genesis and original NES and I was

just talking to Jojo last night that I was going to see because I don't think he did anything with it. I don't think he like put him up on display or you. I sold it for crack. Sorry. I mean if he did, that's that's okay. If they're just sitting dead in a box or like, then I'm like Indian giver, you know,

give me back. Native American giver. It's a classic term. Yeah. I never heard What movie was I watching? Jane Soutabobb's strike back And

I never understood what this This one girl was saying She was like, honest engine And I was like, what the fuck does that? And I didn't know that that was like a thing It's like honest Indian, honest engine I never heard that in my life And never have I

It was like kind of like it's kind of like It's almost like saying like I swear like I That was in Jane Sinaldobobob strike back Yeah like honest engine and then someone... So that was written by people who grew up in like the late 60s.

Yeah, Kevin Smith. I never heard... I have actually, I've only heard it then and I don't think I've heard it since. Just bring it back. Let's bring it back.

Let's bring it back. Honest engine. I can't. I'm not. I'm good. I actually think there's too much cultural awareness about... It's funny because like Indian

when I was a kid did... Like, people just called it Native American. When you were... Or like people referred to Native Americans as Indians. That was like a comment. thing. Oh yeah, yeah. It's not really a thing now.

No. Now it's like... Well, that's the thing because that's not that's because you never hear it from Native Americans. Right, right. That's why they never... So that's why. But what I'm saying is like more people are aware of just what Indians actually are now to the point where it's like, I don't think Ghanes engine makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Because your immediate the stereotype is that these people scam you. Yeah. So like it would not, it would not lend. It would not work at all. Yeah. I don't know. I need to talk to it. What a weird. I don't even know, like, say, actual native people like their take on it.

I know, I've met like maybe two genuine natives in my life. Not like white people that are like, yeah, I'm Cherokee. And it's like, no, you're fucking Dutch, nigga. Shut up. I've met a few in Arizona. There's actually a lot in there. Yeah, there's a lot in there. Yeah, there's a lot in there.

I tried to, I try to date one. Interesting. They had cool, like, their names. I'm like, are these, like, their actual names? or were they nicknames, I weren't sure, but like the brother was Ace and her name was Oni. And I was like, what the fuck is this? This is cool as shit. And I remember it very vividly because we went to,

he dropped us off to go see Terminator 4, so it was around that time. Really, the best one. Yeah, really upset me. Great. Did he, was it on a horse or like, it's? We definitely, all three of us were on a very large horse. Oh, did you guys, like, summon a spirit wolf and right on that or something? And then he went away on a horse. a wolf. He actually

he summoned one. It was like this green lightning and then a fucking spirit wolf came down. He went away. We watched the movie. He went away. He watched the movie. It was great. I remember very big because that was cool. It also introduced me to some band called Parkway

Drive. That was like when we were driving there and I was like, how come I've never fucking heard this before? It was a cool experience. I was like, these guys are so magical. The one Native American I know, the good bands. The one Native American I know actually is like, He's they're like half Dominican or something like that. Oh yeah?

And they're just like, yeah, man. I don't know. He's like, I don't know, man. My family's like so far detached from that shit. We're in New York. Like clearly we don't know shit about that. That's like my family too. Like there's Native American and it's not really.

I never really identify. I don't count as Native Americans. Does Lily have? Like I like I know. Especially because Puerto Ricans is. They're a different group of people. It's arguably this. They're Native Americans.

Because if Canadians are Native Americans. If Canadians are Native Americans. But like ethnically Native Americans. Native American. Like I don't... I'm considering... I consider Tainos Tainos. And I consider Native Americans the ones that are in like the United States of America and like the continent U.S. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Sure.

So when you meet a real Native American, you, you, like, you know, it's like, oh, I'm clearly not Native American. Yeah, that's a thing. There's like a very distinct... My grandma doesn't, my grandma doesn't sound or act anything like them. I don't think there was any... Was there any Native Americans in our school? I don't think so. There was one, one opponents I know was Native Americans was at your school. Oh, really? I don't know if I ever met them. Have, you think a Lily's family ever looked at

to any of that shit. I mean, they're Mexican, so purposefully America in the country doesn't teach them they're not Native American on purpose. I mean, like, they don't get any benefits. I'm like, I look at Lily and I'm like, literally, literally, literally Native American. I look at her and I'm like, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you could have been an apocalyptic. So I can't imagine her being completely still in a cigar store. Lillian, Lillian's dad, Lillian's grandfather on her father side is literally. Native American.

Oh no, I understand. Dude, my grandfather looks ridiculous. I told you this, I told you this story. Like, my grandfather looks like a cigar store Indian.

Like, he looks like, he looks racist. He's insane. He looks racist. He looks like, like, it's like, this is an insane depiction. Like,

her, her grandpa's red. Like, legit. I don't know if he was red because all the pictures of him are in black and white. It's crazy.

Like, she, like, but, like, I don't, she, like, they're in fucking solar red. I don't know. They're, like,

clearly Native American, but they, like, America purpose is like, no, you're Mexican. Say you're Mexican. And it's like what they are. They're like they should get. If Canadian fucking, if Canadian, Native Canadians, if they should, if they get benefits to being Native American, the fact that Mexicans don't is crazy.

Yeah. What's a Native Canadian? What's a Native American? Right, but let's be serious. No, but they are. No, but let's be serious. They're native to the Americas. Mexican is a very specific thing.

I understand. It's very distinct from just Native American. I understand, right? but they are Native American is referring to being a native to North America. I understand. The North America is right. So Mexicans literally were those people that were pushed down there. Then the Spanish came and raped them.

That's true. So they're literally Native American. They're not that anymore. They're kissed them a lot. They're not. Yeah, but there's something new now. But I agree. But the percentage that makes them Native American is more than enough that gets white niggas here benefits, you know?

Sure. That's true. That I agree with that. That is the problem where it's like, oh, I'm 16% fucking Arawak. And it's like, yeah, but you're, you're Dutch. 16% of anything is not, that's not enough of anything to even consider. Dude, I am, I am, you are whatever the majority of what you is. I am like 30. I'm like, what are we doing? What are we doing? That's not exactly how it is. I want that money, son. So I, I, I am 33% Taino. Like 30 something. So you're not. I technically get the what you call. I get the Native American, like, college things. Yeah. But I'm not going to take that because that's fucking crazy. Why?

Because you're stupid. Because I know there's someone who is. Because the people who are going to do that are not, are less than me. The people who are that are, A, not going to do it. B, dying. It's kind of crazy to not take it. I don't think because I'm like, this is not my place. I feel like it's not my place to involve myself here.

It's not your place. This guy takes handouts from everybody except the government. Who do I take handouts from? Listen. In my current adult life Who do I take handouts from? Starting now In my current right now life

Yeah, I don't know I just I feel like Is like you going around calling yourself Native American It's like no No, I would never do that Exactly And I'm not gonna take like They're Native Americans out there

That could probably use the money That I would be taken from that Yeah So I would hope I would hope they would I've never communed with a deer You know Right Like I don't

And the rain doesn't make me happy You know like I don't I've definitely felt things in nature before But I'm like, this is just kind of stupid. I'm being gay right now. And I get a bad way. But that's more about being an ape than like any culture. You think both don't help?

What do you say? You don't think both matter in that moment? You don't think me standing in a fucking lake and being like... I remember taking shrooms and feeling explicitly like a monkey. That's just you. Like, no, no, no, you understand. The fact that you took edible and you fucking started walking on your knuckles and you're like that, that's a you thing. It's not an edible.

Shrews is still an edible. You're like a shroom edible? I'm done. You could. It's a different thing. At a shroom. I understand being in tune with nature, but it's like, I don't know, man. I'm not, I'm not a Native American.

I am. I have it, but like it's not a prime identity. I get it. If I could get some money. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Would you show up to school with like a headdress? They're called first nation people.

That's what are they called first nation people? That's one thing you can call them. There's a lot of other thing you can call them too. But I'm not, I'm not, I'm not native. I'm not. That's American Native Americans. I'm like, I let them do their thing. Like, you guys rock your shit out.

You're black. You're black. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. You know, savage's savages. Yeah. Savages.

Hey, don't say that. I love those. I love those designs. They're really good design. Where someone has no. Like who has a fucking build like that? Like, fucking pearl. The hottest, the hottest Disney princess?

Who? The hottest Disney princess? Not even close. I kind of feel like she is. Not even close. She's pretty good. She's got a distinct face. She's up there.

Yes. She was distinct. I'm a Prince Miss Jasmine type of guy. Jasmine? Yeah, Jasmine. Who else? Um, but that's also a little bias. It's a little bias because that's one of my first ones too.

Yeah. So like, I don't know. I think it's, I should probably think about it more. But that was like my go. Have you ever dated an Indian one? India Indian. India Indian.

What? India Indian never like Native American. Half. I was talking about actual Indian because I'm a person. I don't know if that counts since she's half. It was Indian, she was Indian Nigerian. Never did. That probably, I feel like that counts.

I feel like that counts. She was, um, they had both cultures in. It was, dude, nightmare. Oh yeah. That seems like a lot. Because like the way that they're, dude, they're so ultra-strick cultures combined. Create a kid. They have a lot of money, too.

So she's also privileged. It was the worst dating experience. Privileged and enslaved in a way. That's crazy. I've never a Native American. Yeah. Yeah, I just never met. Smorgas boards of Hispanics that probably count as one Native American.

If I put them all together, stack them all atop each other. But nah, never. Yeah, I had a crush on an Indian girl. But that was it. Yeah. Yeah. You had a crush on a couple of Indian girls. One was vegan.

And that was kind of where I was like, you know I was a little bit I've been hearing that I haven't hearing that from people it's like yeah I heard

I was it what the fuck was I was like walking to the town center or something and I heard kids talking and they were like I wish I could remember the context because I wasn't paying attention to it so I didn't process any of it

yeah but he must have been talking about like something that he was planning on doing and he was like you're gonna do that and he goes yeah and I heard him go and I'm like that is crazy because I thought that that was just us These were kids This must have been like maybe like early 20s

Dude that happens every late in a while And I always think about like the F150 stuff like what I think we made that up It's entirely possible But then I also think like Are we just now aware of it And there's confirmation bias involved

There was one that like For example There was a lot of maxing stuff That I would say every once in a while Oh yeah yeah And that shit blew up But like Because of clavicular and all that shit

But, like, I started, but even before that, I started seeing it and I'm like, were people always saying this? And I just know it. Because, like, it was something that I love saying. Sometimes it's, sometimes there's like a cultural osmosis that happens. Yeah. We're like, you could assume that most people come to the same conclusion whenever they hear. Like, if somebody's in the pop culture, right, everybody independently kind of decides to do it because it's just funny. And then they start noticing each other doing it.

It's like, oh, interesting. Yeah. But there is somebody who started it. You know what I mean? There is someone who started. There is mathematically a first person to do these. Well, I know Maxing comes from. D&D. I know that. Like there's like

a lot of times like that that have existed before but like popularizing it in a way that you apply to stuff that it normally is not supposed to be applied to start with min-maxing and stuff. Yeah, man maxing. There was one where there's a white guy is like I'm nigger maxing where he eats fried chicken only grape soda and smokes menthol also.

The fried chicken that he was eating though was fucking that one Dog water hotbyism was like that. No no no it was that shitty one The one that it's only the sauce. Yeah, yeah. Raising Keynes. I remember that video Oh, really? That's nice. I remember he was nigger maxing and he got Raising Cains and it pissed me off. Dude, I had Raising Cains recently.

Because I was like, you know what? I'm tired. I didn't really want any of my usual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine, whatever. I'll give it a shot. Fucking ruin. It sucks. It sucks. I don't like what I used to. Again was the bread.

The bread is solid. The bread is solid. The toast is very good. The toast saved it. It's very good. I'm glad I got this ultimately. But like, man, what a, that was purely just. It's like eating like raw salad. Where I'm like, I'm just like with no dressing, where it's just like, I'm just eating this to give myself nutrients to carry on. Yeah. There's no joy in this meal.

Eating salad without dressing is crazy. I mean, I do that. You're wild. Why? Because I just like, I don't know. Why? Because it's, that's what I'm saying. It's like a purely joyless experience.

But you can enjoy food. In that case, in that case, just drink water. Don't drink any beverage with anything else in it. I mean, I do drink water while I drink salad, the max to mundane max. Yeah, to mind. In my meal No, honestly, the way that I feel about it And I understand that it's scientifically wrong

Because you're supposed to have like the dressing Because it like it helps metabolize the fat or whatever the fuck It does something There's like a chemical reaction that like happens when you have like fatty stuff with salad That actually helps you But like when I have salad I'm like I would rather be eating anything else than this anyway You a deer?

The fuck is wrong with you No, because it's just like if I want something to taste If I wanted to eat something that tasted good I wouldn't be eating a salad in the first place Salads can taste good They don't. The best tasting salad I've ever had has been like easily like bare minimum like barely even better than the dry salad. That's, I mean, I think on the point where your salad tastes really good, you might as well eat a sandwich or something.

That's what I'm saying. It's like it loses all. You can't eat it as a sandwich for the most part. That is true. I think it's like people putting croutons in their shit. They're putting dressing. And I'm like, well, it's a sandwich now. Yeah.

It's just a one of sandwich. Now it's a sandwich and it's like if I'm going to just, if I'm going to do this, I'm going to do so I'm going to get a sub or something. Because eating a salts. Well, that's not. not the same thing. But yeah, it's like, you can have a salad with like, it's a more arguably. It's more vegetables and shit, tomato. You can have salad with like grilled chicken and that's all of those things are fine with each other. Right. And I'll have salad with the grilled chicken and the flavor will come from the grilled chicken. Yeah. Yeah. And you can still enjoy it and that's still healthy.

Right. But what I'm saying is like if I'm going to add something to the salad, like I'm going to cover it in fucking sugary or like some balsamic shit. You don't have to cover it in sugary stuff. You can just have things that are good with it. Oh my God. And that case is eat oats. like a fucking horse. I do eat oats. If you eat holds like a horse, you should be shot in the back again next time you drop your dog. I eat pure. He has a bag. You have a bag. You have a bag.

Whatever I want. That's so fucking That's so convenient though. That's so that's not human though. You play video games. You put your podcast on. You got your bag of oats on your head. Dude, it's so convenient. Someone walks in and cats are eating like that and they immediately whip you

to death. You don't eat oats? Not like that. I eat oatmeal. You don't eat pure oats? No. Why not? Fuck, I love oatmeal, dude. Bland oats, no, no, no flavor.

I think oatmeal with the only flavor I got in it is the tin from the fucking pan I'm making it. The brown sugar oatmeal is fucking fired. The Quaker one is way too sugary, though. It's so much sugar in that. It's crazy. But it doesn't taste like it. I don't know what the fuck's going on. If you make it the way it isn't a packet, it's so much sugar in it.

You know, you just take the normal oatmeal oatmeal and put the brisk the Brown sugar in it. Yeah, make a little, put a little bit something in it. A little honey is actually really great. I love honey and oats is shit. Honey notes is good. Yeah, it's amazing. What I usually do is I get some blueberries, you know, I simmer them down rice and mash

a little bit, simmer it down. A little, little hint of brown sugar. Who gives you shit? You really like, like, what do you just put it in there and eat it? No, I'm trying to. That's why your breakfast takes 40 minutes? I'm trying to have a good meal. Wasting so much time.

If I'm eating, why not eat it's if I'm eating healthy? Because breakfast is not supposed to be a healthy. So I'm eating a 40-minute meal. That's why. That's also true. I'm there fucking hungry and shit. Fucking prepared to a great. Your stomach is a girl.

Doubled over while I'm fucking trying to fucking marmalade these fucking blooms. And you die because you fucking waited too long. I fucking put it out. We have to come in spood feed me so I don't die. Can you? imagine you that fucking long to eat you fucking you're prepping for like two weeks

and then you're starving preparing a meal for two weeks is crazy what do you fucking what could you possibly be making for that long something that's on divine have you smoked something for that long oh he's like you smoking meat he smokes if he smokes it out he'll be cinder you're like whoa it's carbon if it wasn't

if it wasn't carbon though what about aging that's what you're waiting for You're prepping. You're aging. Aging set it for two weeks is nothing. That's what I'm saying. So like you're doing it's like what are you? That's not that's not like he might as well just have it. Then you have to prepare.

You have to stuff your face and age your meat and cheese for three months. All right. Do you know what? Can you, can you last? Do you think you can hybrid? No. I knew a guy. Have you tried?

Hibernating? Have you tried? I can't wish I could hibernate. That should be crazy. I knew a guy who would age his meat as. as he would put his meat in a rotissary and he would rotate it at like an insane speed

because he thought that like it it equated it equaled the like rotations it equaled like earthly rotations and so it would like speed the age of the of the meat up I'm not even kidding I meant I knew a guy who did that premise is technically real I did no you did it that premise might be real but not in the way he's doing it

Like the way he's doing it is definitely not going to do anything. I know there's some piece of shit on this earth that probably does think that, but I know he didn't beat him. I know you don't know him. He's real probably. You don't know that motherfucker. There's definitely a guy making grilled cheese at 12 a.m. in the morning you think so that's like a way to age it. I have, now I'm not going to tell you guys. What's going on?

There was one thing where you let's like the one of grilled cheese and I remember Shane Gillis making a joke about his uncle with Down syndrome having the grill cheese, right? So that... Nothing gets by you. That flashback to me. And then I remember there is this point where Jordan, of course, our lovely friend Jordan set me a thing of some guy that was clearly something along those lines where the dad had to put a fucking gate up because he keeps trying to go inside the kitchen

and make group cheese. And Jordan told me he looks like a titan from attack on titan. And I was like, this guy is so true. I can find a video if I look hard enough but I don't want to look Jordan's the comment sections like when you see those videos

they say such terrible things dude there's comment sections though that like comment sections as much as it's annoying that they've become ultimately like an open mic like every commentation is just like oh what's the funniest bit that people can do

it's not really a comment section right it's fucking it's like a talent show but some of the comments some are really good I can't remember what the context of the video Sometimes I'll remember the comments more than the fucking video that they've commented on And I can't remember one, but it was like somebody doing like some prank or something

Where he just like hurt just straight up hurt a guy And like the top comment was like This is a this is literally just a prankless harm I remember just like the phrase prankless harm is like that is so good It bothers me that I didn't come up there is a There is a Lily's TikTok is fucking crazy It's only just like memes and Star Wars Thursday She's just fucking curated her

Star Wars thirst traps? Not but like Star Wars like Like Jar Jar Binks Like Edits Like Star Wars like Like like horny girl Like pony or whatever Yeah

Is this Star Wars Horny edits Effectively Why is that honor She's just She's a fucking star She loves hating Christian And freaking humorer so much

It's really annoying Actually the point words Like there's all these shirtless fucking photos of him and stuff Grineless fat aliens Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah

They're lactating to fucking sexy back or something. But there's one where there's, it's a video of a girl, a girl making lunch for her husband. And she's making like so much food. And one of the things that made me laugh is like, modern woman making lunch for her husband.

What is it fiction? Yeah, I mean damn near. But it was, yeah. We indulge in some light misogyny here. You guys do. We do.

He's a brand. Indian racism. Yeah. Yeah, I'm more racist. I'm misogyny's disgusting. But, uh, and homophobia. You get,

you get into. That's you. Him? No, he's, he's, he's, he's talking about the food. So I'm,

I'm, I'm good over here. Oh. I'm good over here. Like I was saying, YouTube algorithm. Oh, please continue.

Like I was saying, so one of the comments after you made it, I just like, what does this thing could do for work eats lunch? And I couldn't fucking, I couldn't stop laughing at that.

That's a funny comment. Because I was like, There was so many of them. It was like, what is he going to work from a nine to forever? Like, it's a bunch of jokes. And I'm like, sometimes the comments are hilarious. They are good. They are arguably all stolen also.

Oh, sure. Which is kind of, you know, a lot of money's in a little bit. But that doesn't matter to a point where it is. It gets popularized. Some of the comments can popularize and then it starts turning into just copy paste. Yeah, of course. But almost in every comment section, there's one gym. I find that.

Even like, I have so much sports stuff going on. because the free agency NBA all this stuff's happening and there's always one just like this person's fucking hilarious. I love the comment one because it's like there's always like one that's like straight up racist and it's there for a moment that it gets mad like that's gone

and I'm like that's crazy someone got there. The first person got there was like I got to put the N-word in. You know what I've noticed like 3,000 likes and gone. People will limit the comment section after it's gotten too out of control but they're too lazy to delete the comments because like

because some of the most fucked up comments are still there, but you just can't add to it anymore. Yeah, and it's like, ah, damn, you know, like,

yeah, you missed your window. Yeah, yeah. It's like missing out on live aid. What the fuck is this guy? What are you doing? Like,

there's one, don't you dare show is something that we're going to have to edit in. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, put that shit away. No, this is a funny one.

Put that shit away. Pretend like it's your penis. What's the comment? What's the comment? You have to hear the sound. Okay, well, then guess what?

We're fucking doing his show. So we're not going to do that. I'll put it for the mic. Let's see. Price Almighty, God help us. All right, there we go. You got a lot of... Fucking wrangling turds over here.

That's interesting. This is a juicy-ass nigga right here with these lips all... Supple gross, slimy-ass-lips. Like a snail crawled all over your fucking face. So there's a guy jogging and he's making exasperated noises. Hell. And the top comment is... What does it say?

The comment is how I want my mane in my ear. I don't like that. It's fucking disgusting. That's fucking funny. It's not bad. Is that like, is this like the new iteration of content where people are wearing all the meta glasses and just doing anything? That's what that feels like. Yeah.

I'm seeing so much. To be fair. It's better than AI. To be fair. The fights with meta glasses are phenomenal. Yeah. It's cool. It's actually, it's unironically.

cool. Yeah. It's like, it really is this VR? It really does look like fucking like a like chronicles of rid of it. You need to fucking study this because I'm like this is this is the here's the real angle. This is how the proportion should look when I'm seeing the fist on the screen and all this.

Because a lot of times I'm like, y'all don't know what the fuck first person is. I'm seeing this firsthand and I'm seeing motherfuckers. It does bother me. Like I don't mind with yo. I don't mind with like first person shooters because it's like the presentation of where the gun is more stylistic. than anything else. But there's a lot of games where you bring your hands up. Yeah.

And they're meant to be like realistic games or whatever. And your hands are like this. I was like, who am I standing like this? So I'm either like this or like this, both of which are insane. You know, like this is a crazy way to go around like. Exactly. It's just like I hate that. It's just so funny to me.

And then my hooks are sometimes. They're like, I'm like, they're coming sideways. I put my hand up and then I swipe this way. Yeah. That's my punch. It's like your shoulder is above your ear. And it's like that's where the fucking hook is coming from. It's insane.

Yeah, yeah. Those are fun, though. Those are fun. Yeah. I've seen some pretty wild. I, um, I want, we're making pretty good times. We get into questions soon. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, why now? No. This guy said 10 minutes of silence starting. Starting now. 10 minutes is all right. No, stop. Get that off. Get that off.

Get that off. Get that off. You fucking got that quick. by the way. That's saved in his favorite of his images. No, you type. You know, we got fucking struck for it. So, oh, I, I know we had to get it.

We had to, we do the AI scrub to. I was so mad. I was so mad. I was so mad because I'm like, surely this piece of shit's not going to reject my appeal. Of course I didn't.

Monday morning, like probably, oh, let me check my siphoning of money from every, you know, Reject and I thought about it. I was like, there's no way this person would want to escalate it further. But then I was like being sued. I was thinking about like the, because I was mad. Since it was AI Slob, it really pissed me off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, you didn't even make this. Yeah. And I was like, I thought about it. I was like, I was going to do the thing where you escalate it where they would have the ability to strike your channel down or now you could go to. But I was like, I don't know what this industry. is. So then I was like, because I'm assuming it's just some person

just being a retard and siphoning money from the internet making a bunch of slop. But I'm like, oh, what if it is a corporation that has like a mill? So I was like, whatever, I'll scrub it. That pissed me off. It's a bummer because it's a good moment. Yeah, so I told people just, you know,

at least like, it's called like whatever the song is. I put it in the comments on like, just look it up for the context. At least the people who were in the, The patrons, the patrons, they got to hear it. Especially audio version. I should have said that, actually. Audio version is not scrubbed because you can't, you can't claim that shit because it's not being used in a music context.

So you can just play music on podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is funny. Yeah. It's fucking stupid, but yeah. It sounds insane now, though, on the video. Because I remember bringing it up because I was like, I wonder what that came out like. And I heard it was, and I thought like my internet was going out or something because it was like,

It sounds insane It's bad I can't believe that piece of shit Did that hell die and droger God God it really sucks I've been getting a lot of AI The AI music that I see now is like really

Really fast rapping about like really mundane things Oh really? Yeah like it's like Oh my god I wouldn't even know where to where to search You know who Daxes a Dax? Of course I know who Daxes He's so cringed

Dude, there's a bunch of them where it's like... Was he the Joker guy? Yes. Yeah. Where there's a bunch of them where it's like... That sucks. Where there's one where some white kid heard him was like, this N. Word has to be AI.

He said the hard R and I was like, this is crazy. Because he just wraps fast and does nothing. He just wraps fast as a whole lot of fucking piss and shit. He is really cringe, unfortunately. He's not, it's stupid. Unfortunately. That's true. No, he has, he's made a lot of people wealthy.

I'll just put it out way. Yeah. A lot of people reacting to him. He's feeding families. This shit where it's like... All right. And it's literally just like explanation. It's ridiculous.

And it's like whoever invented the bullpoint pen was an absolute genius. And it's just like all the explanations about how ballpoint pen work. That sounds great. Have you guys heard the redneck shit? Not a rhyme at all, by the way, to be seen in that video. Have you heard the redneck one? Or it's like boom, boom, bum. It's like that, but slower.

No I got that shit We gotta limit it to like two seconds Oh yeah Just like a quick feel Oh my gosh Alright All right

It sucks dude It sucks dude And you have all these These people unironically listening to this stuff There's somebody jogging to that right now Yeah You know I listen to the what you call it song

the um the Bangladesh I'll do that song actually pretty recently why Ian McCott but that's a guy that's a guy

but that's a guy doing it right yeah that's not an AI no it's a guy I was just a remix this is kind of solid man I can't lie

I'll love I'll love it it unfortunately I'll allow it but uh are we allow it are we love it

dude somebody uh one last thing yeah yeah my friend sent me a furry video

to my gay cover. I saw it. I was like, I was like, God damn. It's been up for a long time. If you look at the comments, it was like weeks and weeks ago.

And so I had a couple of questions. I was like, what the fuck? When did this happen? And then my friend that sent it to me, I was like, how did you see this? That's all the,

wait a minute. How did you find this? How did this furry thing come in your fucking algorithm, sir? Because it never popped. No one. Has, because I'm tagged in every time somebody like rips my shit, people tag me in it. Like they find it and they stumble upon it. They tag me in it.

No one tagged me in that. Have you, So no one's found that. So I was like, Hey, sir. Have you guys used the men feature on Instagram? The what the hell is that?

Where it's, if you go into, if you go to a message DM for somebody, you can press mend, you can see a combination of both your feeds. Oh, interesting. Like it fuses your feeds together. Ooh, so that I can see like the craziest shit people.

So I went up, so I went on Smokey. So, Me and Smokey always go on ours and they're like, dude, why are there so many? It's either people dying, people dying or the most uniquely gay people I've ever seen in my life that someone is damn near a caterpillar. And it's like, what does that mean? Sluggish and then transform. They're so gay that they're damn near a caterpillar.

They're like some of them are sluggish. Some of them are like are damn near sticks. It's just like the most interesting creatures ever. Oh, interesting type of gay people. It's just like you are, I have no clue what you're going to be. Okay. All right. I think you're stretching this a little bit.

No, you should, you should, we should all do it together. I can't even imagine. Mine is, my feed is really horrible now, but it's not horny. I have a boring feed, really, because I don't really use it. Mine's not horny. Like, I use, it's Twitter mainly that I scroll now. My Twitter is fucked. I don't go on Twitter much anymore.

Yeah, Twitter. I think that app for me is kind of dead now. The thing for me that bothers me about it. Instagram is that like I can't just pause it. Or like just pausing something when I need to. What do you mean? This is like very, very specific. It's a very specific UI thing for me.

For a period of time you pause thing. Whenever you want to pause something, it's like you tap the screen but then it mutes it. And it's like, all right, well, that's not what I want it. It's not what I want to do. And then like you tap it again and it's like it doesn't, and then you like it doesn't really have that. You can double tap the screen and it doesn't like it automatically. And like you can fast forward and reverse easier. You can pause easier.

For a period of time, you get paused things on Instagram and they got rid of it. I don't know why they got rid of it. Even just like the scroll of like the fix that feature. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. If you,

if you press it, from my experience now, if you press it, it pauses and it gives you the option to mute it. So like, like here's an example. Here's, again,

here's cringe people that always, you know, but like you do that and then it gives you the option to mute. Oh, really? Mine doesn't do that. Mine doesn't do that. What?

I'm dead serious. When I tap the screen, it mute it and it's like, this is fucking stupid. Is that a setting? Oh, you know what it probably is? I'm thinking, the fuck is this. Potential spam.

Shut up. Mine's a default setting. I don't really feel what to say. I'm wondering if it's like, so when you're outside of it, like if it works that way, let's see. Let's see. No, it just clicks on it. I don't know. Wait, what?

It works for me. Try it. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. That's so dumb. But also there's parts of it where it's just like there's times where I like want to see. Sometimes people get into hurt real bad. And I'm like, I want to see like the.

part the slow down because I want to see like what the fuck happened like I don't even understand what occurred here yeah and then like I'll try to use the the little scrolls on Instagram and it's like fucking impossible and what I would have to do normally what I do is I go to like share and then sequence because there's like a thing where like you get edited

or something and I just use the editing thing but it's like that's such a tedious way to do this it's uh no I don't know I don't know this is exactly what I'm saying yeah you see how you're scrolling slowly but it gives you it just gives you this little small bitch ass window that's exactly what I don't want I want it to be in the wanted to be, I understood. So, like, I've just defaulted to other places.

I see. But, I see. Anyway. What were we talking about? What were we just talking about? Questions. Yeah. We weren't, though.

We were just talking about my friend, the furry thing that he found. That is crazy. Yeah, I didn't question them, but I started to think about after. Shout out to the furry community, y'all. They used to be the bane of your resistance. Yeah, man, I've grown up a bit. Wow. I remember that was like a big thing.

Shout to the fairies, man. The beginning of the show. Aliens too. Wrote about that as well. Oh, you don't get... What about the sea? That's not. All right.

That's not happening yet. Not yet. All right. This is the month of July. Oh, yeah. We're in July. We're in July. Of course they do.

Proud month was a proud pride month, man. Hey, oh. Sorry, pride months of my homosexual friends. Finally, fuck you, you stupid. Pride month lovers. British dish. And British Dish. Welcome aboard.

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Blackness must be switched Oh February Why? Because I think Pride Month being on Valentine's Day would be really, would be really useful. And then what since Juneteenth is in June, we can just kind of wrap it all up. The NBA finals. That's crazy. That's kind of.

Listen. Juneteeth makes sense. That makes, I can be convinced. The NBA finals is funny to say. Like, I understand that. But like right now, I'm a little worry about the league. Like they're almost trying to. At least if you look at the everybody saying, if you look at the Lakers right now, the Lakers.

Like there's something's going on right now. It seems like they're trying to white up the starting lineup. You got Luca. You got Reeves. They're probably going to get Kessler. I mean, I don't know, man. The Likas do whatever they want, man. They signed Cream Abdul-Jabbar.

I don't know if you know that dude from the college. I forgot his real name. He's like this really doughy fucking dude, this center that's really good at passing, kind of like Yokage. And people call him Cream Abdul-Jabbar. Cream, that's true. That's pretty good. Yeah, so like good. I hate to say.

They're signing a bunch of white people right now. And I was like, hey, I want to see that gimmick. And they ain't going to get them a ring. They're not going to get them a ring yet. I want to see it though. In two. I mean, those, I mean, those guys must be crazy then, right? They're good.

Luca, Luca, Luca. Luca. You're white in the NBA. That's kind of wild. Right now, the best players, two of the best players in the NBA right now are European. They're starting to like overlap. And then arguably the best player right now, technically who won the MVP last year.

He's Canadian. So, North, um, United States citizens are getting kind of overlapped. I just feel like a white person in the NBA is kind of like a Moulon situation. It used to be. It was like,

Steve Nash and shit like that. They were still like, you know, like, oh, only every once in a blue moon. There's this white point guard or whatever that comes in or Dirk Novitsky or something like that.

Being a white point guard is, I think that's the thing for me that's crazy. If you're a white point guard, that means you're good. Because there's genuine. rarely ever white point guards. They're like the ones that are like the rarest to see. No, that's actually the the most

common position. Really? Yeah. White point guard? I can't sanction two episodes where we're getting the sports in a row. I can I can name more white. Kids, kids a nigga though. No. Yeah, he's part black. Actually, seriously. I he, Jason Kidd is literally part black. He's probably so little black though. I'm pretty sure

Jason Kidd is mixed race. Like shit down the middle. He might be, but like he's so, if he's mixed race, I don't see it on him. Because that, that's, I think that's the one. I think like Are you thinking of a bibby? I don't think of a bibby. Bibby is clearly. But there's a like the guy I used to call white chocolate.

I forget his name. Patrick Ewing. All right, go ahead, Chris. Yeah, just go to questions. Patrick Ewing. A nigga with a box frame. Look at a box page. You guys have white.

He freaks me out that he's all bald now. So he keeps it like just shaved. It freaks me out because I'm like without the box. You know, like it kind of. I'm like, who the fuck are you? He looks sickly. It looks like he has cancer to me. He's just bald.

He's so bald looks like. That's what bald looks like. He's so known for having that. It's like, cancer. Having the flat top, he's so known for it that I'm like, without it,

it feels weird. I mean, I get it. When I don't have hair, I feel strange. Would you ever have a concave flack top? Like it, like it like it like it.

If I started balding like that, we could do tag decks in his fucking hair. Yeah, yeah. And when it rains, you get like a little pool. Yeah. You dip,

If I lost my hair, I'd try it. Dip in everybody. But I feel like my hair's going nowhere, so I don't know. Anyway, this guy already has like a mountain of fucking hair. It's crazy. Who? You? You just fucking cut your hair like two days ago.

Not today's crazy. I got married like a month ago, a month or two ago. And I grew back. It's a lot of hair for a month. Because I know you can pick it out. So I know you got a lot of hair. It's not that much. It's like it's a little bit of hair.

I haven't cut my hair like a month, like on the sides. You know what I mean? Look at this guy. That is crazy. I'm just lucky, man. I have born with a lot of hair. Yeah. Anyway, Riley Delete.

Patreon on the Comcastle, where you can go over there. Riley Delete wrote it. He says, hey, Chris Derek and Kingston. Oh. Hey. It's unusual that people just refer to us by our names. Spelled correctly and everything. Yeah, everything's spelled correctly.

If you could each create a holiday with its own activities, themes, costumes, and weird rituals, what would they look like? Bonus points if you could find ways to ruin your co-host holidays, events or parades. Have a nice summer guys and stay cool out there Riley I refuse Okay summer's gonna be a disaster Yeah I want it hotter Yeah I want it to be I wanted to be actually like minimum one 120 This national bust on the street

So people can't walk around day Where everybody comes down they poor pails will come down Every flight of steps in the city That's very cool interesting I think someone pissed on the elevator at the train station yesterday Yeah of course I've been there It was such a like I'm in there

It was such a comedic moment where You've been there. You live and you learn, dude. Because he really got a piss. He's turned into the corner of the head. And then he just, you piss it out. Well, everyone's there. You stare at everyone in the eyes too.

Being outside in an urban environment is never like a good. I still understand how you're, why in the elevator, man. The elevator is crazy. It's a contract. You're peeing in a contraption. Yeah. That's so crazy. Because you're nervous about going to the bathroom.

Fresh too. It wasn't like it was like dry or even a little. It was fresh. So I just missed it at some point. And I was trying to avoid my, my scooter. Like, you know, I tried to get rid of my scooter. And then there was this. Oh, man, I got pissed on my scooter.

There's an Asian chick next to me. She looks at me. And I look at her. And then there's a pause. And I'm like, I really hope that's water. And then she, there's a pause and she's like, I don't think it is. It was just like a really funny moment where I'm like, there's piss on my wheels. There's piss on my wheels.

There's piss on. I'm trailing piss. You're trailing piss. You bring piss into the house, man. I, uh, it was, it was, I dealt with it, you know. I basically, if you hold your, uh, you hold it in place and then just grind the wheels. Yeah, I just, I, I, I said it the piss off. I'm fucking, it starts smelling it some reeks of piss.

Now it's, it smells of like, reeking, cooked, sizzling piss. Sizzling. That's crazy. Putting piss on the grill, like, you know, put it in like one of those oil fucking, uh, you know, you have one of those, like, uh, transparent fucking, um. You know, you have one of those, like, uh, transparent fucking, fucking, um. like squeeze it when you're like putting like you know like you have a Mongolian grill he's yeah yeah oh yeah the big sir he just pissed he's like oh i want to i want to do that to somebody's like some guy some guy's like floated they're guys floating like he's like

the fucking smell waves he wasn't even he wasn't even gonna get mongolea barbecue he fucking was over the sabarrows right he was like what's that enchanted aroma what's that intoxicating fragrance is that urine give me three barbecues right now is that urine

just on that he puts his hands on the grill he says no no burn no no he should no burn I think we need to study him dude's crazy this guy put his hand in and lingering grab slow let me tell you something

if that's urine I'm in I'm in that guy should get immediately double pumped. Immediately one shotguns with the other shotgun shot up again.

Oh, you don't even reload. You just have two ready to go. You have two shots. That's crazy. Having two double barrel shotguns on you but that boom. God damn, dude.

I like, what was your holiday? Jackoff on the ground and leave it on the ground day? No, but spill pails will come all over the steps of the city. Day Day

Day There's a parade But you gotta get out of your house And people don't want to risk it That's not bad They don't want to slip And you get rid of all of the band Not one of the banisters

The guard rails Yeah I like I like the idea Of a holiday Where it's It's all based on It's like the one day of the year

It's not like It's not the purge exactly Because it's not It's not got out of hand With crime necessarily but I think it's like you're it's almost like like Christmas where it's like you give a gift

or something like Christmas is a day you give a gift this is a day where you take something from someone else yeah that's just gonna end up it's the National The Fees Day I like it. Take something that you've always wanted from someone else. That's just going to be horrible well it's just one thing it's not go crazy Chris Chris but it's a holiday it's in the spirit

you understand that that will that will resort and people sexually assaulting each other you know that right I don't mean that. You don't mean, you don't mean that. We're talking about OPP. My mind's not in the gutter, Kingston. I think you... No, my mind's not in the gutter either, but I know the word.

It's interesting that I thought about, like, property. Stealing little trinkets, maybe little items, and you immediately went to vicious, vicious rape. Stealing their autonomy. Yeah. We're not talking about that stuff. Everybody, you can steal.

You don't have any fucking demons exist in this world. I'm going to be like, steal. I can steal what I want for people. I'm simply one demon. It's like a white elephant, except you steal. That's the thing. It's like it's a white elephant except you steal.

There's no interpretation. There's no, there's no lawyer. People would walk in. They'd find me with their kid in my mouth. I'm jumping off the fucking jumping out the window to the darkness. And I'm like, no, no,

my kid. I'm running off and awful because I stole his kid. Well, well, guess what? Next year you can steal him back. If you find me, you just got a wait a year. If you find me up and finds him my underground bunker.

I love that. It's like the purge, but like way shittier, you know? Like you have one day to just, steal something. Yeah, because you don't even like, because you don't even,

there's not even a, yeah, because at least a purge is like, bad people are also dying. Yeah. So you, you are kind of purging. Yeah,

but like this is just like people, this is just bad. I'd love one day if a politicians aren't safe day. Pollittians are not safe day? You're not safe. I could get behind that very easy. But you're not,

you have no, you have no, you can't call anyone to help you today. I don't know if we can turn that until a holiday because I think they'll all die. It would be bad. And then there's just gone. It'd be bad.

And you know all their locations, like a chitwood Ping where you know all their locations. Let's wait. And here's the issue. Let's wait for Mom Dani to finish. And then we'll see how that goes. See, that's the thing, though, like, because then like even the good ones, like the crazy asshole that are watching fucking Alex Jones or whomever are going to kill the good ones. Yeah. And then we'll probably just be left with the inoffensive ones who aren't even doing anything.

You know what I mean? So it's almost in some ways you'd get rid of the worst people, but you'd also probably get rid of the only good people too. because the good people are the ones that stand out because they're trying to do something and the only people left are going to be like lazy people who are just collecting a check and being like, yeah, I'm a fucking I don't know, I'm a senator, I guess. You know what I mean?

Those are the only people who are going to be left. I want to expound on the apologies on safety. Like how about we, it's like a review. You know how you can have like a year in review or whatever? Oh, yeah, yeah. So now your record is on display. And if you're not.

You have to wear it around. You have to wear it around you? And I want, I want, money taking from a package. Here's the caveat. If your efficiency is below, let's say, I don't know. 75%. I was going to say something like that.

75%. I'd go even 70%. Yeah. It's below that. 70 is good. You, below that. Your head gets blown off of them. You have the right.

Somebody has the right to blow their head off. You have to explain them. You have to go on trial right now and explain why we shouldn't. Go on trial. While there's a guillotine, there's a rope. There's a noose around you. on a gallo Or the

Alligators A shotgun Alligators Spikes What else There's a carnifex Yeah They're ready to chop

Your head off to Even though you're gonna be hanged It's It's It's horses To move Boom Boom

The idea of cutting someone's head off Right after they got shot Right after they've been hung Right before they fall out of it Every single Execution method possible You have horses tied to all your limbs The horses are on fire

You're getting pulled of fire That is amazing That is a mess Bird It's gonna be on fire Eton Choked Fucking decapitated

And you got the entire audience Throwing cheese graters at you full Forth Like fucking Like fucking Like Like Deky Matsui

That's Like crazy. That's like it funny. Insane. Everybody's like, yo, just do good. Yeah,

it's like, hey, this literally won't happen to you if you just do your job. There should be a review day. Like a published a review day that if your efficiency is below

anything reasonable, you lose your job. It should be like, that should be a thing. Like literally any other job in the world. That should be bare minimum. Yeah,

yeah. I can't work on the grocery store and not do my job. I'll get fucking fire. Dude, there are jobs where if you're 80% efficient, like you'd still lose your job.

Yeah. Some really important jobs, yeah. Yeah. Little jobs like that. If it's less like 82% efficiency, they call you in once, they do it again, you lose your job. Dude, dude, they fired Tom Tibidale from going to the fucking Eastern Conference final. Tom Timidale? Only of the Timsdale, Tibodale?

Tibido. Yeah, Timidale. That's the Pacers guy, right? I'm sorry, it's actually Tom Tibde. He was the Knicks coach before Mike Brown. Only the team went to Eastern Conference Finals last year. And they fired him for almost winning. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't win. You got further than most teams in the East. You're fired. But then, to be fair, Mike Brown won them a championship. But like, what a fucking job, though, where you almost complete the task where there's other people who didn't even get close and they're like, fuck you, get out. It's crazy. That should be how it works, man.

Especially when it comes to doing stuff for the people. Yes, for the politicians, that is 100%. It should be that. Like, oh, you didn't, you said you're going to do X, Y, Z. I see that you didn't even attempt to do most of these things. Get the fuck out. And by the way, because I'm sure people are going to be like, well, we do have that. We just vote them out when they fail.

It's like, I understand that. There should just be like a default setting. Yeah. That just like, regardless of whether we vote for you or not, if you just don't do your job, you just, you're exited. It's like, hey, asshole. It should it take four years. Think about, think about, think about, take four years. Hey.

Hey. be in office first people to be like the damage the damage that you can do in four years with the populace on the line is too much for you to get that long before you can get anything done about it listen just that's dangerous just treat it like a regular job where it's there is no voting process whether you get to stay or go I know no no like oh you're fucking fired it's like you didn't do that you weren't able to do the thing that you said you were going to do yeah okay bye what what's what's the no like what's reason why why you were hired to do this so like I And it's like why? Why did it happen? And you give us a reason why. And it's like so it's your, it's your inability. It's not the system. It's your inability. You're fire. Well, we know now. Yeah, we know from New York that it's like there is no inability. Well, we have no. When we think about like, say, this thing that's always pissed me off about the Democrats is you would see how much the Republicans would do weasily shit. And then the Democrats would only spend time just re-correcting things that they did. The Republicans are doing. And then they're just slightly.

undoing and then they stop there and I'm like no no no no no do it's your turn to do like Obama Biden had plenty of time to do a lot of shit and they did it and people like to say oh but this the courts or this this is I'm like Obama Obama really Trump tripping off of any of that shit Obama really

bothered me he's he's one president that I'm like dude you are such you make me so angry because we've proven literally what happens when someone right now we're living through someone coming in and just doing whatever the Fuck.

I just had how charismatic he could have put that gun ban across, especially at that time. He could have put the gun ban. He could have shut down Guantanamo. He could have done all the things. Could have codified. Codified Rovey Wade and all these things that could have been done. There's so many things that they could have done and they just didn't do it. And it is.

Yeah. He's just a corporate. They're ineffectual. He got there and he's like, welcome to the club. And he's like, all right. There's that guy. You see that guy spouting out about Mom Dani? It's like if you're like a Democratic socialist, you're not a Democrat.

It's like, you're like, well, first of all, first of all, Fine. Oh, is that a bad thing, sir? I would argue, I would argue they're the real Democrats, actually. Do you know any Democrats that are proud to be Democrats? You know what the fuck? Who is there? That's not above 45 years old.

Like, fucking eat dick and fucking burn the fire. It's crazy. It's crazy to the people forgot that FDR did whatever. Yeah. I'm not going to do it because it's just making me upset. Shut of FDR. He's cool except for being racist. Obama, look, things are so shied right now.

They didn't do everything great, but like. He had pretty good social programs, man. That's undeniable. If they didn't change the rules, he would have kept winning. Let's just say that. Very much so, yes. Let's just say that. And he would have gotten more left probably by nature because it would have kept them in office.

And things would have probably been in a better state. But they had to change the meta because he was kept. They had to change the meta. And then Clinton got in and he just was like, eh, you know. I don't want to be like FDR. It's like I don't want to be like the most successful president in fucking U.S. history that everybody loved that adored who like is responsible for the moving economy that we've had all this fucking time. I'm going to help the banks fuck over people.

There's a thing called Glass Stegel That lets them That bars them from gambling On people's houses Let's take it away Glass Steggle's cool You know what's cool about a Glass Stegle? I recommend

Let's put Citizens United on top of it Great stuff Let's the North American Free Trade Agreement There's a lot of things I'm getting upset I'm getting upset now I really What's not I really don't like the liberal government

I saw a bomb on a podcast recently I don't like the liberal government At all man it makes me so fucking bad Let's get a bomb on the show Yeah I would do he's I would love the talk He's been doing a lot.

See, I don't want... I'd love to talk to him. I hate that how charismatic he is. I want to talk about him. I want to talk... Here's the thing. Here's the problem. He'll get you, probably.

I want to say all these things that clearly he wouldn't... I want to say all these things and ask all these questions that he would not answer. Because obviously the PR people won't let him do that. So it's kind of a waste. But it pisses me off that I also want to talk basketball and shit with him. Because I'm like, it pisses me off that like I'm doing the thing that I'm doing the rose color. I'm doing the shit where it's like things are so fucking shitty right now. now that I hate him less right now just by default.

Yeah. And he was a better president than we have now. Yes, he is. It's annoying me because I saw him on the podcast recently, all the smoke. He was on the smoke. And I watched it and I'm like, man, I remember race to hate you way more. But like I, by default, hate you less because this administration has been so corrupt. I kind of like him, but I understand.

It's like being molested by a clown. Yeah. Versus being molested by a close family member. Right. Alex. It's like the clown is at least silly. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. I think it's a perfect analogy. It really is the perfect analogy. I can't think of a more perfect analogy. I would ask a modest question. I would like, do you, with the power you see being displayed right now, while you had, while you had everything, you had, you had the whole entire government. Let's see too. You had the whole government.

Why did you not make these decisions, you know? Do you think it was against the American people? And it's like, well, I don't believe that. At what point is it worth protecting? The default answer is that like we wanted to go high. We wanted to not. fuck with the foundation of the country. But what is going high when people suffer?

Like at that moment, you know, aren't you, you're supposed to be here to defend and protect people. Yeah, I would argue it's going low to go high when other people are going low, especially if you're trying to defend. You can't, you can't, you can't beat someone in a game they're not playing with you. Right. It's as simple as that. You can't.

It's like being the only person not taking steroids in like a leave. Everyone else is. Everybody takes like, you're just fucking stupid at that point. You're just not. Especially if the people you're representing are on the line. It's just like, now you're just doing it for your own ego to be like, I just did it. I did it well. I did it the right way and everybody else won by doing it the wrong way.

It's like, well, now everybody's suffering because you fucking did it the right way. How does that feel? I don't give a fuck. Ask Obama. Anyway, ask Obama to buy you some fries. I don't want fries. Obama, can you buy me fries? Fucking yes and impossible.

I don't know if that was happening right now. What a dumb asshole. Sorry, my bad bitch. Is that him? It's really him. That's crazy. When did he say that? Yesterday?

This is so. crazy to me that like I don't know why this has never reached never in its entirety it's never reached a cultural zeitgeist of Obama reading his own autobiography oh is that oh that's actually him yes he's reading he's reading his autobiography and it never at zero point I've niche podcast I listened to have talked about it yeah and then it's never got like I've never seen it on TikTok reels YouTube wait that's really him it's him reading his own autobiography this motherfucker you know who's also in it um um um um uh the the voice actor of Lisa Simpson.

Oh, I did hear about that. Yeah, she's, she's in it too. So it sounds like Lisa's saying all this fucked up stuff. It's really cool. Fucking, what's going on, man? That's fucked up. You know, and I'm like,

yo, Lisa, calm down. Calm down. And Obama's like, sure, he can have my number, baby.

Like, sure, Lisa. He lets his fucking Chicago shit come out. Sure, Lisa. I like when he's... He's a Hawaiian. That nigg is Hawaiian.

He's Hawaiian, but then he's Hawaiian, but then he's fucking doing office. And they're going to live there Chicago and fuck you. nigga. Fuck you half, bro. When I was listening to him on, um, uh,

when I was listening to him on, uh, all the smoke. There was a funny passage where he said that he was making fun of some nerdy ass fucking black kid that was, you know, very like, uh, he would say like, like, why he didn't say it, but like, you would say like whitewash or whatever. And then he said like some realhood nigga came over and was like, the fucking what are you making fun of this guy?

Because I was thinking that the entire time was like, wait, Obama was making fun of somebody. Like, that's him. And then somebody came over and was just trashing him. I was like, that's literally you. Why are you making fun of this guy? I thought that was funny. I thought it was funny that he brought it up that. Barack, your name's Barack.

He grabs his hair, rips half it off his head. We're hard. Hard. Hard. Fuck his follicles up. All right. Oh, damn. Oh, shit.

Bo, murder him. Murder him. Good. Bo, eat him. Bo, eat that clown. Good job, Bo. Nice job, Bo. Very good.

Great dog, Bo. She'll leave that nose for me, Bo. Yeah, leave a... Good, master. Save his head. Dispose of the rest. Yes, master. I'll eat his bones.

As you wish. I'll feed on his bones, master. There'll be nothing left. Finally, soon we'll have a revenge. You're speaking hell of good English, Bo. I've been practicing, master. He sounds like fucking dumbart, Darth Moll, Episode 1 in his three lines.

Finally, yes, master, we'll have a revenge. fucking Obama's talking him like he's an irregular dog. That's a... Good boy. But he acknowledges. He's like, that's crazy.

That's crazy. I never taught him that. Have you noticed this dog doesn't age, and it speaks English? Very crazy. Good boy. Get in the truck. Get in the truck, boy.

Bo. Let's, uh... Bo fly a plane. As you were smashed, the plane will be flown. Yeah. He talks to him like a dog, but he's still safe.

Yeah, he's like, this is pretty crazy. He's like, it's like he's, It's like He's half acknowledging it. Yeah, it's like how you would acknowledge Like maybe like Like a really big beehive or something.

You know what I mean? That's pretty crazy. And Michelle, you see that? Michelle, you see the dog? Well, I think you've earned Quiznos. Yeah, Quiznos. Yes, Master, I love Quiznos.

I love Blimpysmore. This guy knows the name of Quiznos. This dog knows what Quiznos is. That is crazy. I prefer Blimpys, Master. But Quiz Nose. be perfectly fine.

Uh, no. This. He knows blimpies. I never took him no blimpies. You know any other sandwich places? Well?

I know. I know in and out. They sell burgers not sandwiches master but I didn't enjoy one. Hey, Michelle. I'm Malik. Michelle.

Hey, Michelle. Well, Malia. Other one. Other one. What is the other? I don't know. Sasha. You're right.

You're right. Sasha. Sasha. Sasha Baron Cohen. Are you guys? The dog speaks English. Look at my dog. Very nice.

My dog. My dog. Oh, good. Let's fucking move on. Hello. Hello, Master's family. It's a pleasure to meet you all. Hello, Sasha.

I would defend you all my life. Are you seeing this? It was crazy. If you need someone fell, I'll do it with no problem. Hey, Bo. I'll even eat the bones. Hey, drink the water and flip. As you wish, Master.

No. He takes a sip and you see it hurting him, his form of you. His shadow reveals up and it's something way scary. And he kind of endures. The two voices overlapping. That's crazy. He's walking around, but like,

his shadow's not. Shadow is not a dog. It's some sort of creature. And then Obama does the same thing. Whoa. This dark shadow looks crazy. Oh, Bo, are you a dog? I've literally never seen this in my life.

Wow. You should have sent you to kill a Hussein. I think I saw something similar with Dick Traney. I mean, yeah. His shadow was small and spiky. Spiky. Like a sea urchin of some sort. You had the shadow of a sea urchin.

Oh, my God. Anyway. Snart tanks Snart tanks only Afrikaner wrote in Oh, man You might be a good one Well, we'll see

Hey fellas, A long time to listen to first time ask her Posting again since you gay lords missed it the first time around I promised myself that once I finally caught up on all the episodes I was about 30 behind I'd invest in your Ponzi scheme We'll welcome aboard Oh good

You're good African So far You guys have helped helped me through a lot from mountains of annoying paperwork to grading, doing the dishes, and all the other mundane tasks that somehow make of adult life. Like a few others, like a few other listeners in the audience, I'm in a profession you probably would not expect. I'm a teacher.

Damn. I actually do expect that. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, that kind of makes sense. One of my cousins is a teacher and she listens to this shit. It's hilarious. That is crazy. It's really funny.

Your cousin listens to the show? Your cousin should not be listening. I don't want my family. She's a cousin by marriage, but she's a cousin, yeah. Is a woman? Yeah. Damn. Miss.

Stay far away. Stay far away from me. Shout out, Liz. Shout out Liz. That's crazy. She's Lily's cousin. I don't share this with any of my family.

She's like, she's like, you guys are crazy. And I'm like, yeah. Hey, Liz, convince Lily to leave. Me? Yeah.

Yeah. She can do better. She definitely can do better, but she won't. She won't. I put it on her too many times. She's hypnotized. It's cool.

Lay the down her. She can't go no more. Good job, dude. Good job. She, I talked to her about, like, do you think, like, Hispanic, phenotypically Hispanic men are attracted? She's like, I don't think they're trying to all because they'll look with my family. I'm like, damn, that's crazy. That's interesting. That's, I've never, because, like, I would never say that about, like, I never had that because I would never say that because I would never say that because of my family.

Well, yeah. That's like someone in my family. That's a, that's my case as well, too. I don't know. That's just, I will say. I will say, there's a couple of women I've seen that do remind me of my family. Oh, for sure. Yeah.

So, there's that. But, like, other than that... I've been around so many different kinds of people that... And especially in my household. Yeah. That I'm just like, ah, man, I don't really care. But for her, she's like... I remember there was this girl in college who, like, who, uh, was interested in me,

but she looked like, like, damn near, like, exactly like my mom. Oh, yeah. I remember being like... Fuck, no. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. That is so...

That is so disgusting to me. That is crazy. No, thank you. It was, like, really uncanny. Yeah, it's like... The part of it. I have questions She's fucking

You should have brought her To meet your mom once No Just like just by chance Like you want to hang out On my house To prove it's not her Yeah

Just hang out with my mom And she's like Oh that's my mom It's like oh my god She's like okay Yeah we'll do We'll do that And stuff

She's like oh but hold on one second I gotta go get something And then your mom shows up Hey Christopher So you want to hang out With your lady friend Hold on Let me

I'll be right back That would bother me so much That That made me angry I thought I felt anger. That would send me. That is so disgusting.

And they're genuinely different people, but that happens too much. You know, like, I can't. They're genuinely different. It is just a fucking coincidence. Yeah, it's like I would, that would send me. That would have been an amazing twist for like Mrs. Downfire or something. We were like, turned out like it was just a complete fucking coincidence.

That was just a big bitch. That would have made the movie more iconic. That would, that's an Oscar movie. At that point. No, it's not. But Miss Nilever is fantastic They're going to deny my premise again It's no

Miss Nottfire is a perfect film That would have been a crazy twist though Dude I Like a director's cut It is that It is that There's missing Someone cut that movie

To do that Please please Please There's a way to do it There's got to be a way to do it Just every time Missing that with a family Just cut

Cut to like I don't know Robin Williams Sad in a different movie I don't know Yeah I'm like Google hunting Or something

Yeah It looks completely different He's got a fucking He has a beard in everything. And then edit the beard onto him Mrs. Dapire, so it makes sense. So it's code it. But have it like just be a P&G of a beard.

Like, don't even really try. I like that. I like it. Anyway, what the fuck were we done? Oh, he interrupted this guy. Totally.

So he said, I'm a teacher. I've taught internationally outside my home country of South Africa. First in China, now in the Middle East. I'm Afrikaans, which means I'm legally obligated to mention that I'm not racist. All right.

I believe me. I believe you if you're here. We've done a good job to alienate, I think. A certain person. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I've met two Afrikaans in my life. Horrible people.

Well, sure. But that's not all of them. I've only met one Kingston, and he's been shit this entire time. I can't just judge every single Kingston. Safe is like maybe eight more. There's definitely way more. Nah. In the teens.

No. I know a couple. There's definitely. a couple hundred kinksans in the world. In the teens. In the teens. Okay. Well, anyway.

I'm okay with Africanciggas. They're fine. Well, let's see. The ones that are existing now, they're fucking doing it. This is not done. They perpetuated, though. This is not done. Not all of them.

That's crazy. I'm balling out right now. At the moment, I'm hoping to make it out for summer break without being bombed to bits. That is true. You're in a pretty volatile place. So a special thank you to your supreme leader for helping make this year a little more exciting than needed to be.

But yeah, I just mostly wanted to say thanks. You provided a lot of laughs and made a lot of tedious days much more bearable. P.S., made it out of the war zone. Keep being gay. All right. Congratulations. Glad you're alive. Good shit, good shit, man.

I thought our Supreme Leader died yesterday because there was an excessive amount of fireworks going off. It made no sense to me. I was like, at a random moment. Where you live is? It's the first of July. It wasn't even the first yet. Oh, shit. That's what it was yesterday.

And it was at a very random, there wasn't like, oh, it's yesterday night. right right it was starting to become night you could argue I still I don't know like years you know what I mean it's not really New Year's not really New Year's I'm saying excessive like as if like there was a celebration going on

oh because of the World Cup probably right probably a Mexican oh did they win they won oh that's what crazy right it was that's what it was okay okay never mind AOC's news I checked my news I saw the fucking fireworks are going off AOC's news what you said What is that's what it was

AOC's news finally got leaked It wouldn't even be that it just oh nice tits There's not fireworks for that? What if there's some pieces in there? They're like golden or something? There's some pieces in there. Like they're made of solid gold, but I actually look like...

I'm not going to say anything. Oh, because you've seen her tits and you're not impressed. You're like that. Be tier, be tier, beat here. Imagine hearing that as a woman. Like you take your shirt off. Oh, and then you do that? And you go...

Get up and walk out the room. That's incredible. I think some of them need to be taken down a peg. I kind of agree. Yeah, but like, not the vast majority of ladies. I said some of them. I said some. Maybe three.

That's crazy. I would argue, I would say, he has three on his mind specifically. I would arguably say like maybe like 56%. Like it's a tight majority. Hey, look, man, there's too many. There's a lot of people who are like, there's too many goblins that gas them up, dude.

Yeah, it's like, I agree. I agree, but like that's, I don't know, man. Just one. Almost, I think literally damn near almost every single time I've seen like a thing on Twitter where it's just like where it's just like a girl like some woman next to some guy. He's like, I can't believe this guy got her. And I'm like, look at it. It's like, come on.

Yeah, but those are we doing. What are we doing? Those are we doing. Those aren't most people. See, oh yeah, good, whatever. What are we doing? Let's put it this way. There's I follow this mutant chick that she has like the basketball tits that she put in and the giant lips. She looks disgusting. Yeah. And then there's guys in the comment sections that are like hard

eyes emoji. I'm like, bro. It's so crazy. Bro. Yo, some people, Those are people who are attracted to cartoons Like in a real way You know what I mean? It's just like oh my god You look like fucking an aerial monster I can't what to fuck you You're like a one piece character

Oh my god I'm so excited Oh my god I'm so excited Gojo sent me a chick that shape like a wisdom tooth And it was like bro It's like it was I was like what is going Why are we doing this? Still? Still?

What does that mean? Can you show me? I'm gonna show you What does that mean? You'll see it exactly Oh sorry I'm you'll see it exactly shit oh my god

like that is a wisdom too that is an extremely unflattering it's a picture of herself and it's just like it's just a fucking who is it out of control BBL is that a person of any I don't

that's an extremely terrible unflattering fucking angle actually I don't know that's a terribly a flattering angle for a human being at all with that much weight on their body it's not bro that's a BBB

I'm aware. There is no flattering angle of a BBL. There's angles better than that. Okay, fair. That's insane. Fair, but like this is what she always looks like when she's laying down. You know what I'm saying? And so that's, you're going to crack that. That is a wisdom, dude. I can't unsee it. Her lower back hasn't touched the floor in years, man. You see that iconic photo of Nikki Minaj where she's on stage. You're sitting on a chair. And her floating Yeah, it looks like there's fucking two straws in an orange Like that sort of looks like you stab Like her legs are fucking straws

That's what it looks like Dude It's so crazy And then there's people fucking jacking off to that shit And I'm like bro no We gotta do the urm And then let the hell that shit looks bad There's just too many

There's the BBL shit gets crazy man Yeah I know a few girls got in BBLs and they look nice on them, but it's like you gotta, there's a rain. You gotta know your body type. I think that's what it is. I just think you can get worked on and it looks good on you. I just think you just need your squats.

If you really want to get your ass up, you just do squats. Your ass will explode. It is one of the biggest I think it's the second biggest muscle on your body. Some people's asses just don't fill out from squats. Most of the time they do, but some people just don't work out. Some people's asses don't feel out. Some people have almost negative ass so then it doesn't, but they can

improve it. You can improve it. That is a fact. But that's the thing. Instead of going under the knife, you can just do some squats for six fucking months, and your ass is going to explode because it's a giant muscle. Like your quads, the biggest thing that can get on a woman's bodies are quads. Like, that can rival a man's body because it's the biggest fucking muscle. That's the biggest muscle. I've seen some girls, man, that they work hard.

And it's just like, you just don't. They're not working. They just don't have asses like that. They're not working their asses out. They have better asses than he did before they didn't work out. But like, you see the ones that have these amazing voluptuous asses. they're targeting their fucking glutes. You see that.

You see the ones that do it. And then there's women that are like, I want it. And then they sell programs, even they don't fucking need to. It's not that hard to work out your ass. The easiest thing to do is put some sandbags on your fucking ankles and then do some donkey kicks.

But there's some women that like genuinely just have great asses naturally. And they just can't, they do nothing. It's like, it's genetic. Literally. I think according to you, what you think of good asses.

But if you're talking about a firm ass, they don't have it genetically. No, some girls, no, I'm not the firmest. I obviously worked out. Oh, what we're talking about if you do, the ideal ass is a, there is like, again,

we're gassing up women too much where they just have a giant amount of fat back there. They think that means good. And I'm like, that is not a fucking shapely ass. It's just fat jiggling all over the fucking point. So then they get the BBLs to try to emulate that. I agree that some women that obviously working out women have more toned asses, 100%, but there are some women that just have nicer asses than other women just, just, just sheer based on genetics.

It doesn't be just have more developed chess. Or just have more developed arms. That's never been to contention. So I don't know why you're bringing it up. Because that's what I said. That's what I literally said in the beginning. It has no basis on what we're talking about though. Derek,

I said, Hey, some people have, some people are just better genetically. They have better jaws. No. But I'm like, you're bringing up a fact that I'm like, okay, how does that lend to the conversation?

Because some people can work out as hard as they want to and not get a very developed ass. Compared to other people, but they can develop themselves. They can have more developed than they would normally have. The entire point is them developing themselves. That is the entirety of the point. And if it's not compared to another person that has no bearing on themselves.

Yes, Derek. And what happens? So what is your point, sir? Okay. Yes. But then some people are not comfortable with that. That's what they go and they change their buys and that's fine. How is that better?

It's fine for them. It's their bodies. Do it. So someone doing heroin, it's their autonomy. It's good. I mean, they shouldn't do it or hurt them. But like, if they choose to do it, it's still their choice. Putting Ford and your body would hurt you.

and it's infill is dangerous to go under the knife. But it's not always It's very costly It's possible to be dangerous And it's costly That is true But if they choose to do it

Then that's the money So you would say the same thing For someone with heroin No, that's not the same thing Nigger I'm done That is great Derek You're saying it's not the same thing

Because you are okay with this And you're not okay with this Take your bias out of it And be like At the end of the day It's something that is dangerous That I wouldn't want somebody to do And so is this

I don't I don't I'm okay with this danger I don't stand enough by I don't It's not we know it's not a one to one, dude. It's not, it's neither of them are, like, it's your choice to do those drugs. It's about something that harms them that I would prefer someone not do because there's better

alternatives. Uh, yeah, I can agree with that. That's it. That's it. I still don't care enough. I know you don't. Why don't you just say that, dude? Because it's like, I don't, but you care so much. I do. That's why I'm like, I care about humans and I would like them to better themselves in less harmful ways. I do care about that. I mean, yeah, man. I do actually care about that. At the end of the day, man, it's there. If I wanted to not make it a comedy show, actually, it really do care about people and not harming themselves in ways that they're going to regret later. I think they should harm themselves more a person. I actually agree with that too. I mean,

go for it, dude. I change. I change. I change your body, your choice. Take a gun and blow your brains out if you really want to. I can't change that from you. I hope you don't, but I mean, hey, if you do, I will laugh. I can't say your earnest way. I will laugh. I will laugh. I will laugh. I will laugh. I agree with that too. If you're going to laugh at them for doing that stupid shit, I think that is totally warranted.

Hey, who's going to be beyond it pops. I mean, listen. I'll laugh my eyes off. I just laughed at this bitch. You know what I mean? I'm not, I'm not going to be like I'm a complete saint. I'm just saying I would have told her, hey, maybe don't do that. I'm like, hey, girl. I can sit on your ass independently. Maybe you don't do that.

That's crazy. Dude, you can do you just like a jet ski, dude? You put her, fuck your feet in it. That's already. Sweetie be like, if I'm not mistaken and then is, Rodin. Says, do you guys think a video, do you guys, do you dress my feet. Oh, weird. I did it by mistake.

Reverse. I did it by mistake. I did it by mistake. Dad, I'm sorry. I'm dad. I'm dad. We're reversing her. You fucking finally, he got it.

Now you know how you feel is finally. Sorry, yeah. There's empathy. There isn't no empathy. It didn't happen. Sorry, dad. Sorry, dad.

Sorry, that's crazy. Son, don't let happen again. Tionically. Son, don't you dare touch my feet again? If you're doing any gay shit, son, I'll smite you. You want to touch my feet so bad. I'll stomp you to dad.

It's like a Zeus fucking bull. No, Aries fucking outlaw. Throwing the game out of it. God damn. Do you guys Powerful, dude? Do you guys think a video game crash is long overdue considering how bad the gaming sphere is?

Or do you think it's too big to fail now because most consumers will just bite and bite the bullet and buy? I don't... Everything's too big to fail now, for the most part. I do agree. Like, you're never going to see a video game crash again. Like, what happened in the 80s is insane. Like, it's not going to happen again.

Parts of the industry are going to go away. there's going to be like different like there's going to be winners and losers it wasn't developed enough back then that's why it crashed yeah there wasn't just there just wasn't enough of a base there's a you're never going to see that again they make video game shows now it's over we're cooked what's going to happen really what the likely thing is like triple a triple a western devs are probably going to go away at some point really isn't going to happen i think so because like it's going to be too expensive to justify well something has to be done like i think they could stay around if they just manage themselves better but generally speaking a lot of i think the future is going to be

like, you know, Japan, maybe, like, Eastern Europe, like, places where it's, like, way cheap, like remedies in Finland and shit like that. And they're, like, I think that's the future of AAA's. It's going to be, like, not in the U.S. Because it's too expensive. It's insanely expensive here.

Especially in the places where game development happens, which is, like, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Washington. You know, Washington. Like, these are fucking incredibly expensive places to have AAA. Like, unless you open up, like, naughty dog, Mississippi. I don't know

where nobody wants to be. The big Xbox layoffs are probably going to happen right after the fourth. Probably, yeah. It's really sad. It's really, really sad. I guess a few of my friends work there. Yeah, it's going to be a... It's really, really sad.

Like, the fourth is going to end, it's going to be like 30% layoff. I observe it. Just crazy. But yeah, there's not going to be a crash the way that we think it is. It's just like parts are going to go away. I think there's going to have to rebalance games.

You know what I mean? Like, there's too much. They're going to rebalance. That's going to happen. They're going to have to be like, all right, cool. We got a, we're just going to have to scale back games. Which they should. I don't, you don't, you should.

You shouldn't be spending $400 million to make gears. Like, no disrespect. I'm happy that they're doing it because it's like, that's fascinating to me. But like, it's a really irresponsible. Like, I think they said something in the, uh, and look, that gears director is really cool. Like a lot of stuff looked really cool in that. But they had, they spent a moment where they were like, there's more polygons in Marcus Phoenix's eyebrows.

then all of our eyelashes than in Marcus's entire model and gives a war one and it's like I don't care there doesn't have to be in fact that it doesn't I have to do that I have love for all the developers I have love for the talent

don't pay like you don't need you don't need it you don't need it to that degree you just don't it doesn't need it it's it's just irresponsible use of money at this point. You can make a ton of money off a good game that doesn't need. You can make a lot of money off a game that doesn't need you to put $100 million in the game in general. It's like, what the fuck are you doing? That's so much money. I think there's probably

like an issue with a lot of developers clearly not wanting less time to work on a game because that's significantly less money, but they're not thinking of the grand picture that you're probably going to get laid off eventually anyway because they spent too much money. So you kind of have to balance that. They need to really think about that shit. and to help revolutionize the industry with getting the people who control that shit to understand that. Like, hey, we'll make smaller games and it'll be better. It'll, like, I know you always want more money. You want bigger stuff and buyer prices, but, like, just think about it in the long run.

Like, it'll work. I don't know if you can convince anybody of that, though. That's kind of hard. Like, we're talking about, like, let's, um, try to make things cheaper let's work on things less I don't know I don't know dude I don't know how you would solve that shit

Hey man it's cooked Whatever man I already got my shit man I got the games I love I just play the games I love I mean technically yeah Between that Between that and AI too

It's just kind of like Oh yeah You know I don't know what the feature is gonna look like But there's so many games I'm playing San Andreas right now Really for the first time Because I played it at like cousin's houses and stuff So like there's a ton

In the past to dive into Create which are four than crash company. Then Vio Game World Crash. Give me Milf Siri that I'm fucking and I don't care what happens. Milf Siri, you're done. Bar Soap, the gay bar of soap rodin. He said, hello white, black, and swine. If there was a Star Tank movie, what would the cast look like?

I personally think Dave would be a perfect king dad. That would be amazing. That would be perfect. If we could get a... And I would have Miles Teller playing. Miles Teller is you? Get to hell out. Say the Edward all run over again.

Repeated use of the Edward. I like the idea. It's like you can either go... Who's that guy that was like... Who's that guy that was like... Who's that guy? Are you talking about Michael Keaton? Or what do you say?

No, the little guy is on Howard Stolcher? Is he still alive? Isn't he like been dead for like a long time? I don't think so. I don't think though he can live very long. I thought he was... I'm pretty sure. He looks like...

He looks like... I'm not even sure which one you're talking about. It's the guy from that game. What's the game? you with the slaves with the Abe's Odyssey Oh Abe? He doesn't want to odd world

Yeah He does It's really fucking He does look like he does look vaguely like an odd world He doesn't look like a Moodachan He looks like if he ran at me really fast I would scream in carpentry Yeah he'd follow me in the tree

Who would be the cast for us Who would play us? Moss Teller You would not be Miles Taylor Why not? Because no Because that's stupid He's a perfect choice

I'm trying to think earnestly, like who would... Who's that guy that played King the Conqueror? That guy that, like, have the allegations? Oh, yeah. Allegations. John DeMajors. John DeMajors. That's right.

Yeah. John DeMajors being Kingston. You guys... In a fat suit? Yeah, I mean... I'm not that niggish. Well, I don't... There's no...

Where's a big black dude right now? It's either... It's either we put... It's either we fuck Jonathan Majors up and make a meat a lot, or we make... Dave Blunt to really work out. Oh, you get him?

I think that dude's like really short, though. Well, that's true, but he's like, dude, he's like eight of you. It's insane. Yeah. He's much bigger than I am by a lot. He has to, he has to lose, he has to lose seven of you to just be considered. He's a big guy, man. He's massive.

David Blunt is a big number. He's lost a lot of weight and you can't even tell. That's the problem. He's lost a lot of weight. What, uh, okay, so we'll get John the majors. I can't put down a cup. Yeah, we know. Who's, who's Derek?

See, do we have options? There's options. Yeah. It's a lot of, um, I don't know. I was going to say Kevin Hart, but I felt like it would ruin the movie. Yeah. I like him in very small doses. I don't want him.

I don't know him. I'd be perfect. Yeah, everybody would just hate your character. You just want me to be hated like, fuck this guy. Derek sucks. Hey, Cat Williams. What the hell's going on? Cat Williams.

You'd be played obviously by a 3D model of dancemith. Oh, thank you. It'd be perfect. It'd be perfect. Like a perfectly rendered version of him. They don't even change his character model. People just don't know it's not you.

We're the A-lis. Why want this movie to be really expensive? Oh, Timothy Chalemay. There you go. No. That'd be great. He's too tall. He's the...

Still, though. But he's like the closest... Or Tom Holland. Maybe like Daniel Radcliffe or something. He's no. Is he like all yoked and like... Is he yoked? He's in very good shape.

Oh, fuck. All right. Maybe Eli's a wood? That's great. Where's he been? Where's he been? Like you, you know, Elijah would play you in his current age. It's crazy.

Where the hell's he been? While he's all gray and shit. He could do it, I think. I think he doesn't look that old. He looks definitely older than you, Chris. Well, so what? Listen, we got to go. I think Jonathan Majors is playing you.

Can you get you? Cat Williams! What do you mean? 70. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. I haven't cloned the same colors, Derek. We're doing, we're doing.

I'm thinking more. Let's do a list. Let's do a list. All right. That's true. How dare you? I mean, that was a long time ago. Tom Holland would be the closest.

Tom Holland or like, I mean, Timothy's killing it, dude. Timothy is killing it. Tom Holland is between them, too. We'll let the audience is on. It's got to be Tom because he's short. They do a fusion dance. That's good point. He's short.

He's in stupid good shape. Yeah, he's in really good shape. Yeah. Cronham is probably more, more by shape. Yeah. Than Tom Holland is. Tom Hall is an insane shape. I think he could get in your role better, though, when I think about it.

Well, he is from where I'm from. Exactly. So, like, that is true. He would have to just, they would have to use like fucking Hobbit tricks. Like they would have to like make him small, they don't have to shoot him like. The cameras are good. They're not at very particular angles. They had not to make Tom Cruise look like he's not fucking five foot two.

You know what I mean? So he's really short. He's like, I think he's barely taller of me. I can't remember. I saw him clear something that was crazy at like 58. And I was like, what the fuck do they put him on? Like those Scientologists got him on something. He's a fucking moron.

That's all I know. He's definitely in a vat. He's definitely in a vat. Like he's in something. The vactor tank. I'm going to go where he goes and makes him shit impossible. He goes back in it immediately. I saw him like,

like something absurd. I was like, there's no way a healthy young person who's athletic and jump over that. And he just cleared it. And I was like, that's crazy. Yeah, he did.

Yeah. He's fucking, to me, to me, I'm like him and Jackie Chan made sense because that was all, if he wasn't doing his own stunts, would almost be worthless in an American

American economy or whatever. They don't respect Asian actors around that time. This guy has no reason to do his own stunts. Now he just likes to do it. Jackie Chan was old during rush hour two. Oh yeah. Not two, during three.

He was not young. He was probably in his 40s or so. No, maybe near, yeah, maybe nearing 50s. Like in that age range. Because he's 70 now, I think. Maybe even older. Which is crazy That when he came around

He's been around for very long He was because he had an illustrious career Do you remember Meals on Wheels him? Uh-huh When he was jacked and I was like Why does he have him? I never because I only saw a rush hour So I was like

Oh I only saw him in that like form of his body Where he was like well into being a dad Already already heard a bunch of times And then I saw like Meals on Wheels You didn't see anything before? In the Bronx Well that was I was before me Technically right right

Right Right So I saw him in that and I was like Why is Jackie Chan have like Oh you know what Muscles in his shoulders And shoulders and shit. Yeah, dude, he was pretty good back in the day.

He was in hell of good shit. I have it. I have it, I have it, I think. Yeah, Jackie Chan, let me. I have it for you. Oh, he found out of the way. Do you know Ron Funciss? No.

I bet I know who you're talking about. I'm going to look him up. You might know exactly. F-U-N-C-H-E-S. What was he from? He's just, um, I think he's a comedian or something. But like, I'm telling you, that would be perfect. I like, I like it.

Because he's a fucking nerd. I like it. He's a complete nerd. He's my archetype. He is my archetype. He is my archis ever person. No, but he's also just like it's the same. I'm telling you.

Are we giving him? Because this is a big, this is a big for him. Which hair? Or a really bad year for Tom Holland. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know the rapper Mike? Which?

The rapper Mike, his name is Mike. Oh, I'm not sure. He collabs Earl a lot. Fucking horrible SEO. It's capital M-I-K-E. It's capital's all of them. But he's another me-build kind of guy, too. And I'm like, oh, my God.

It's another one of my meta kind of people. Yeah. If I had dreads, I'd look like him. I'm pretty sure. So there's a Stark Tank move. But it's not just us, right? So it's the people around us. Who's playing Lily?

Oh, who's playing Lily? I don't know. Who gives a shit? Ooh. CGI Lily, Lily. To upset, Jodo, Joe, Jodo really doesn't like Sidney, which I get, you know. Also, Siddy, Sunni.

She's playing 100. Is it Jojo? Same archetype as Jojo. I get it. Just a like, just a pisser- To really bother her. That's funny.

Let's think about, he's played as Jacob Allorty, and he has, like, you have to, like, make him look tiny all the time. Like,

you gotta shoot things crazy so he just looks like he's really small compared to people. That's crazy. What's smoky? What's, Smokey would be.

Is there any redhead people right now that are big actors? She's not even redhead, though, is she? What? Smokey? Yeah.

That's not her natural hair color, but she's redhead. I mean, Only known her is having me here. So that's why I just... I've known her as a lying faker. A fake, a fake lying liar who lies. Who is?

Who is? It's normally green, isn't it? We'd make, we, I know we'd have played Mick Michelle Yo. Perfect. It's the forced diversity. We put Smoky in a lesbian relationship. I like it. It's perfect.

It's perfect. And in Smoky, we play. I can already see Tim Poole call this movie woke. The snark tag is fucking woke. Can you believe it? They call it the woke tank movie. The woke tank. I'm trying to think of like foreign actresses.

Does it speak smoky? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the Spanish ones look like her. That's kind of the problem. Oh, what's her name? The girl from Myfiroosa. The one that's Spanish but clearly is clearly white as snow.

Fucking what's your name. Anyta-Dillard Joy. Oh, Anyta, I need Taylor Joy, really? She's white as snow. It's like smoky. It would be perfect. But she looks like an alien.

She looks like. a Roswell alien. I even Spanids I don't look like that. She's like really white. There are parts of it's just like Italy Yeah, obviously. Yeah. Like there's Southern Italy and Northern Italy where Northern Italy looks like any regular European. She's like a Roswell alien. She does like I like it. I like that.

She looks like Mars. Like there's there's literally a star's alien that looks exactly. No, not Marisol. That's great. You don't get my enjoy that. That's wild. But uh, you didn't cash. You cast Smokey before Lily. I don't know. It would be Lily. I don't know. She would be she would be like the practical effects like CGI

character in the movie She would be like A hell yeah dude Oh it's Jack Quaid and like motion capture Yes Jack quaid motion capturing Lily's crazy Yeah Jack Quaid is Lily

Lillian Hey I'm Lily I love it Diabolical Diabolical All right Sweeney fucks men Just to call them F slurs

Roden That's not true anymore That's badass That's not a fucking guy In Budak Saints You know that little Asian dude Let's say cuddle. Did you see the new Willemdiffoe movie?

Not the movie movie, but like the picture of the were the were the wolf. The movie looks crazy. They released a screenshot of a Willem Defoe in it. It looks crazy. I mean, that guy knows the work, I work with him. He's like, I want him in every movie I'm in and I get it. Did you see the comment that was like I love Robert, I think it's Robert Eggers, right? He's doing it.

He's like, I love Robert Eggers because he answers the age old question. What would he makes movies solely to answer the question, what would the green goblin be doing in various periods of time? Literally. It's kind of accurate. Dude, him and freaking Nussaratu is so crazy because he's so fine and locked in that he's ghost completely bananas. And I'm like, brother, we need you. Stop going crazy. We need you to lock him in the green. That's him in the green goblin.

Eventually, he's like, I'm sorry, guys. I've been playing normal for too long. Is there like a Castlevania era, like Victorian era Spider-Men? story. Because I think a Victorian Green Goblin would be so fucking cool. He might just be really scary. But it's just like I love... They have the spider, the Shakespeare-era Spider-Man,

but that's still not Victorian technically. Sure. I'm just enthralled with that idea of like a Jack the Ripper kind of era Spider-Man like in London. And it's like... Those characters, I think, would be so cool. I think that time period in general is like a really cool aesthetic place. Well, don't worry.

Just set anything. Some asshole is going to AI generate that. Oh, great. Yeah. God damn. Because remember when they were building that Steampunk Batman game and there was like

there was like footage that leaked of it and then it just got it got shut down. Dude it was it was fucking cool as shit. Like the bat suit looked awesome and like it was just like Gotham but it was like it looked like steampunk and it was like cobblestone streets and shit. It's like this is dope as fuck.

As cringe as it is I just I don't know. I don't I don't the Victorian era doesn't for me I don't I like new characters in that era. You know like I don't I don't I love Spider-Man I love Spider-Man, but, like, seeing Spider-Man, the era doesn't excite me. I like the idea of, like, plague doctor-ass motherfuckers running around. Like, that's why I love Bloodborn so much because that, that aesthetic works so well for an era.

People that are just murdering people. Right. I love it so much. But I like the era, but I feel like the era doesn't fit Spider-Man for me, personally. I know someone to get probably, throw it up and make something, like, genuinely crazy. I'm not saying it would be, like, you wouldn't throw modern. You wouldn't throw Peter Parker in that scenario. I just don't think, I don't, I don't, I don't like the idea of merging Gothic with, like, superheroes.

Oh, I think it's awesome as fuck. I don't like it. I think gothic is more like, like, vampires and werewolves and, like, fucking weird witches. But that would be the way. But that's what I'm saying. But those are the equivalent of that. But that would be the way that you would tell it. It wouldn't, it would, like, Spider-Man wouldn't be a superhero.

He would be a cryptid. That's true. Like, he would be like, what the fuck is that? That can be done well. You know? I think it's interesting. Like spider demand and he shoots spiders at you. Spiders. He's the, he's like, what the fuck?

That's so terrifying. It's him. The Spiders Man. The Spirdered man. You're like, yo, that's a thousand spiders that came out of his palm, bro. What the fuck? They're in my nose. I don't, like, what's the- A-I generate that now. The Green Goblins is the guy with- He'd be sludge. He just turned the sludge and he turns from sludge into a goblin. Then back to sludge. So he's, he's like, that's crazy. Perfect. I think sandman would be natural.

Or it comes out of sewers. I think sandman would be a natural fit, I think. There's no sand in that part of the world. Well, there used to be like, cobblestone niggas. He'd be dust man. That's crazy. Cablestone nigger is perfect.

There you go. He does this thing when he turns like a tornado, but then everyone inside of there gets wild concussion. There's no beaches over there? London, not really. Isn't it? Is it not an island? I'm surrounded by water, so.

Maybe on the edges, but no one think, but London, no, there's ink. There's like British beach Is London not a port city? No No, it's in the center Oh, it's in the center I never even thought about it

It's I guess because the only time I've ever seen London It's been in video games Where they have to have like a natural Some fucking port thing Are you talking about that? Like there's always like some

Yeah, there's like a poor I just kind of always assumed It's like New York but like less That's the best way Because New York is a port city It's like London is like less of New York Like imagine New York

But just like smaller Yeah And that's London it is. Very similar architecture. Very, very, like, the streets are a little, like, older looking. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, if you're a go there, it reminds you in New York. That's crazy

that London is, like, it's more like Kansas City than New York City. That's crazy. Let me look. This is fucking landlocked. The point of, the... London itself, I think, is landlock. The Port of London. Let me look. I'm sure they have a river or something. That's crazy, though. I'm trying to see... Because you can't have a city without a river. It's insane.

Yeah, we're going to put the poop. Where are you going to put the poop? Right in a fucking treat. Anyway, he fucks, men just to call the Mepsters Road and he said, if you could make a game, fucking disgusting freaks.

If you could make a game or show or whatever, worse or better, by making it title babies, what would you pick? I do Silent Hill 2 babies where James, and Sunderland has to find his special friend Mary

after getting her put in time out and regretting it. I have one that's a pretty easy one. What? Law and order babies. Low-order Special victims unit That's Yeah, but it's worse

It is worse I mean you win It's worse It's worse You win The way you won man The way you want Asian woman that's out here

With vertical eyes And a horizontal pussy road And also in response to this Or he said baby sopranos would be good Babies call Saul Better call babies Baby Star Galactica Baby Star Galactica.

Baby Star Galactica is like that. That would actually be, yeah, that would be better. Then Battlestar Galactica? For sure. I've never watched Battlestar Galactica. You're missing out on peak. It's great. It's on a peak.

I feel like I'm, I don't know, maybe. It's like real sci-fi. Yeah, I'm sure. It's really good. It's great. It's one of those things where it's like, how long is it? Like six seasons. Four seasons?

Yeah. Okay. It's not maybe. Four seasons and like a movie or something. I'm worried that have absorbed so much sci-fi or, that's inspired by it, that when I watch it, I'll find it derivative and not that interesting. It's great.

You know what it is? The only thing that you might like, if you look at the, you know, the CGI, of course, you'll be like, ew. But other than that, I mean, I love Star Wars and I read Doon. If you're into like, you're brain damage. Military sci-fi's, you know, if you're into that shit, it's like Star Trek.

It's the best one out there. It's the best one out there. Yeah. Really fun. Probably. Edward James. Maybe expanse is going to like attack that comes near it. It comes near it, but it's not nearly as good.

I watched The Expanse. You finished the whole series? I finished it. That show's really good. Except for the end. The end is kind of ass. I looked it up to see like, oh, why did it suck so badly? There's another three, four books.

There's more shit. They just ended it early. They finally find aliens. They prove they're real. And then they stop the show. Later, I'm like, what is going on? It was, they weren't, the acting wasn't as good as I would have liked it to be. The guy that played the Punner.

I liked him. Jane something. My problem is that... My problem is that... My problem with that show, my only problem with that show is that... Thomas Jane, I think.

The second, the last season... The first season's acting is very, very, very good. And then I feel like after season three, it kind of becomes a little more quirky in a way I don't like. And I'm like, I get it.

There's still good writing. The girl that played... The Indian woman, the beautiful Indian lady is in Destiny. She's older now. I forgot her name. Oh, yeah. That chick with the...

The raspy voice. Yeah. She's in it. She's fantastic. She's in every sci-fi, dude. She's in fucking Massifoy, she's in, she's one of the quarians. But she's, she's in it. She's fantastic.

She's fantastic. I think she's arguably one of the best characters. In what show? Expans. Oh, yeah. It's really good. Expans is good. Well, the expanse of Battlestarly, what are we doing?

I would prefer. Those are all good stuff. If I had, if I didn't tell somebody, I would tell them watch Battleston Star Glaxica. It's just, it's just a better show overall. Those are all good sci-fi. Like, I think, like, that is what modern sci-fi. Battle Star is kind of what... I like sci-fi so much that I want to...

I want to... What's the word to... I want to interact with it. And so I think games do a great... Like, it's why I think I just like games a lot for sci-fi. I don't feel like there's many great... Not many. There are. I just...

I just can't think of many. But I know they exist out there. It's just like, I've just like, Halo. Most. There's Mass Effect. I would argue most. There's Mass Effect. There's...

Dead Space by Strength. Dead Space, certainly. What do you think that space is? That is almost Star Wars shit at times. You're crazy. Straight up is Star Wars shit at times, bro. This guy's so Star Wars brandy doesn't even... Are you telling me...

I love... I love... Mrs. Doudfire. It's like Star Wars. Are you telling me that you cannot tell a Star Wars story that is literally Dead Space? What do you mean? Yes, you can because it exists. It's literally almost Star Warsy.

Except for the fact there's no Jedi, but like it's... That can happen to Star Wars universe. sure yeah but that doesn't mean anything that's not what people mean when they're talking about Star Wars though I yes they think of Jedi first you're right you are right

Star Wars is sci-fi but it's like you think of Jedi's first and it kind of derailed by it's like saying like Seinfeld could happen in the universe of breaking bad like sure it could be interesting but like it doesn't it doesn't mean anything it'd be interesting because like the little nuance changes where like Jerry's literally a piece of shit

like there's not subliminal It's like, no, Jerry, you suck. You're an ass on. He's like, what, I suck? You don't like my peanut jokes? I suck. What do you be talking about? Palestine is fake.

That's a fake country. The one that existed first. It's not a hell. Nobody punched him, dude. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. There's anything that you get sued for, oh, yeah, everything that could possibly own. The lawyers, she probably got, golly.

Fucking hard as fuck. He gets hit, and the lawyers are instantly dripping. They're like, oh, we're going to clean out. a window in a lower east side breakout with a dick because the guy gets so hard. We got him. We're in a lot of

of matzo balls soup tonight. And a different sad guy, oh wait, I think I, oh, Lily savagely beating Sweetina with a rubber hose rod

and he says, what's the worst season and why is it summer? Is summer the worst season? As a thick boy, I agree. As an adult, summer is the worst season, yes

Yeah, probably Pre, pre like I don't think any season is particularly bad But like of the Of the seasons that we have There's the best season though What is it? It's fall autumn

It's the best season I think winter might be the worst No Depending on where you are It depends on where you are It is definitely the worst right It could be horrible, yes Summer and winter could be cool and horrible

They both vary The thing with winter is like the worst I don't know Like when summer is bad The ways to alleviate how bad summer is are quite nice You know what I mean Like if it's like too hot It's just like oh there's there's beaches

There's uh pools there's air conditioning fucking everywhere It's like it's fairly trivial Yeah When it's fucking freezing And it's like you're snowed in It's like That's like power goes out and shit

You know what I mean It's like it's not He can cause the same thing, but it's not To the same degree You're not obstructed by the snow You're not sure by heat as you are by the snow Technically The relief from

In the tense Have you lived? Have you lived in a place So there's a lot of snow before? I've never lived. It's only visited I've only bit of like snowy scenarios But so I've never had to do the rituals of like Your car You gotta prepare your car

And you got to shovel your snow Is unbelievable though That's the thing like that like Snow days are genuinely magical experiences If you're a kid When you're a kid, yeah. Like, well, yeah. I'm talking about as an adult.

That's why I'm like, I exist as both. Where I'm like, as an adult. Because I would argue that as a kid, summer and winter are the best seasons. Yes. By far. Because it's just like, oh. Summer is way better. I don't have any response.

Well, for sure. Months of no school. Yeah, there's months and no school. It's like hot out. Like you're out doing stuff. And winter, it's just like you get snow days. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Fall and spring by comparison are just like, it really is just allergies and school starting. You know what I mean? As I'm not, not an adult. summer is like gruelingly hot winter is like gruelingly cold a California summer sorry a California winter as an adult is a piece cake yeah it's not really it's not that hard to winter even now when it's worse than it was 10 years ago it's not really comparably anything close to winter here is a joke yeah exactly and then winter it's like an extended fall really I think it's kind of it's kind of fall it's kind of spring and summer here only

I feel like like it can get it can get like California cold like Fahrenheit It can get 40 something Sometimes that's spring also Like spring is like that The sun's coming out And it's like getting warmer or whatever But it's still like

There's spring days where it's like 50 degrees and stuff But the thing is the autumn here doesn't Is it doesn't compare to do Autumn and New York is so beautiful Oh yeah Before everything dies It's so pretty outside I mean even Pacific Northwest

I drove I was probably I was in Northeast October So I drove through Vermont New Hampshire Maine All that stuff And I was like this is fucking incredible It looks so beautiful. The beautiful colored trees. Autumn, I think, is a peak season.

It's my favorite one. Unfortunately, I hate that. I hate that. It's been commandeered by like the whole pumpkin spice craze because autumn is beautiful. It's a beautiful time. But then everything dies. So like, it's really cool and everything dies. And like, because I'm going to have one tree in front of my house that like it'd be so pretty. The end of autumn is.

Then it dies. Kingston help. I do think the end of autumn is probably the worst. It's really shitty. The end, actually, yeah, like, final moments of autumn is the worst season. I don't think it's the worst, but I think it's less just cold. It's ugly. It's ugly.

It's ugly. You don't even get the novelty of snow really. Yeah. So it's like, yeah. But then snow happens and it's beautiful too. Lily saw. For 10 minutes. And then it gets sludgy and gross.

Lily saw back home. After my grandma passed, he went and we visited, obviously we were there. And she saw like what it looks like in like PK when it snows. This is like Halloween town. I'm like, yeah, it's really beautiful here. Yeah. Sometimes. And then we drove and we almost came off.

off the street and I was like oh yeah well never mind oh you hit like a you almost you're like like ice you almost skin off the street and I was like yeah well other than that it's pretty great that's the shit that I'm talking about too with winter too it's like if it's hot if it's hot in summer it's just like it's just hot if it's every car accident I've ever been to in it in winter oh of course it has been in winter

worst time to drive because like this fucking black ice or somebody hits you because that guy's is crazy that shit is insane I didn't respect it until I encountered it and I was like yo this shit's nuts black ice is insane I was walking, so there's this big boulevard in front of our house called Route 9. It was not a little guess. And I was walking and I have to see you stop right before where the gas station is going to where Walmart is by the KFC and everything.

Sure, sure. I was walking over there and I stopped walking. And I was standing and I was like, I'm in the street. I was slipping, actively slipping forward into the street. And luckily there were no cars coming at that very moment because I would have just died. I would have just died And the person that hit me Would have been like he was

I don't know Moving on his own With his mind It's like it's almost like It's like invisible vertical quicksand That's like pulling you forward It's literally the fucking things The airport where you stand on it moves

It's like that It's like Oh There's no friction You just barely dodged The winter's wrath Or like a fucking an ice arm comes on.

It's like, damn. Something tries to grab me from the sky. Oh, you got you this time. It's like, what the fuck? That was something up. What do you think the best and worst time of day is? Best time of day. Like an hour.

Oh, hour? Sunrise, best time of day, man. Really? Like 7 a.m.? I never see it. I'd never see it because I'm never awake at that time. But beautiful time of day sunrise, man. Yeah.

So perfect. I'm much more of a dust guy. Like, working, like, when I'm, I get like a nice morning workout and the sun's coming up. It's very rare I get a chance to do this. I don't wake up that early. I feel like 2 p.m. is a good time. 2 p.m. The world's alive.

2 p.m. is like the whole plan is alive. I think it's like an S-tier time. You? I don't know. I'm a morning. I'm a morning person technically. So yeah, I think that's like. When I see orange and purple skies, man, to me, that's just, there's nothing better than that. When you see fucking dusk and like you see, got the clouds and it's all, you know, orange and it's purple right there where the sun,

like it's not really reaching. I wish you could be that way the whole day. I love that, dude. I would be so happy. But it bothers me that that time bothers me because it's like I like it, but then it's just like it's so brief and then it's, it means the day is done kind of. Yeah.

It's like Dan. I want to get a good sleep schedule. I want to get a sleep schedule. I want to get good enough where I can like wake up at like seven. Yeah. It's really hard. I'm getting up at seven. If you don't have any reason to, it is a little tough.

It's really hard to do that. just because Lily's such a like a not like she's not because for me if it was up to me I'd be in my bed by like 9 30 10 in my bedroom like we're like winding down or like watching something on the TV at that time what's the problem she just that she it's her brain just does not

understand doing that I don't what is like she's like she finished just a night person she just finishes work finishes work at like six maybe seven o'clock and she's like if we're cooking dinner we cook dinner at that time which is annoying because we're cooking so fucking late and then where what you call

and then she's like I'm tired from working. I'm like, I get it. She was taking a nap. And then we start cleaning at like nine. You start cleaning at nine. And I'm like, oh, my God, we're cleaning at nine o'clock. It's already so fucking late.

We finished by fucking, you finish cleaning by like maybe like 10 o'clock. Then I shower. And then she showers. And we're getting in bed around like maybe 11. And I'm like, oh, my fucking God. I hate, I hate it. You guys are too like subbiotic. Yes, I hate it.

I hate it. I like that I don't, I don't fucking. way too independent for that that would drive me insane like uh she like cleaning like uh cleaning in increments throughout the day uh she like that's what she likes to do especially on our breaks and afterwards maybe sometimes a little bit of vacuuming then she does the dishes at a

certain point i i very much so i would like i have she she gets up a little bit earlier than me so she goes to bed earlier and and then i go to bed when i go to bed my house too small for me to be able to go to bed at a different time for her unfortunately because i can't just like if i if i use my, like if I use my play station, right, I will keep her up. So that's my headphones on the plate. Right.

What's wrong with that? But I was like, I'd rather not do that. Rather, if I don't use my computer. If I use my computer, it will keep her up because my room is so small. Yeah. So it's like, I just usually choose like, I'm just going to go to bed when she goes to bed for the most part. But I do. I want to, I want to be like, dude, I want to get to bed around 12 and wake up around like 6, 7.

I would love that. I would like to have that schedule, but like, I just don't naturally. Because then by the time it's nighttime, like, by the time it gets the evening, I'm like, all right, well, Now it's like the day's winding down And when things When things are done they're done You know, they feel like done at a reasonable time And I can just go to sleep

I would love that Why does she? She takes a nap after she's done working Yeah And not like Because I feel like that's too close To going to bed Exactly

I tell her that Instead of taking a nap now We finish everything And you just go to sleep And she's like She's taking a nap at work Yeah usually you take a nap In the middle of the fucking day

That's what a that's what you're supposed to do She can't man She's a fucking manager She can't do shit like that. She has a lunch. You sleep at your lunch. She's not going to sleep during her lunch. She's going to be like, oh, fuck.

You guys, you guys not believe in alarm clocks? I don't understand. That's what I don't understand. Well, they work for me now. Now, alarm cards work for the most part. How do they not work? I don't understand. I feel like they put up like really low with the cat hero.

I just keep through an alarm clock. Or happens out here the music that comes on and then my brain will factor it into my dream. And I'm like, I'm at a concert. Yay! Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. I don't know. Well, like to me, old school alarm clocks are annoying and then you need to get up and you don't put it right fucking next to you because then you just turn it off and go right back to sleep.

Yeah, you put on you suspended on your ceiling. It's like that. You put it put it by your fucking TV. You need to get up and then I'm already up. That's actually smart. Don't get back in your fucking bed. I put my phone like across the room. Yeah, it's actually have it in my bathroom because it like it.

Oh, it's even better. It echoes and it's so loud because of the. You're like, you're like, I got to go up and get it. And by that point, I'm already in the bathroom. It's just like, I might as well fuck. I might as well jack one out. I might as well jerk one off into the sink and one more into the sink and leave it there. Blow what I'm going to plug it.

Yeah, put the plug it. I'm fucking sick. And we're coming over here and we're just noticing it getting larger. Yo, Chris. But way too fast though. It's rising way too. It's rising. I use the bathroom.

Then I go back in and it's already full. And Chris went in there one time. And I'm like, dude, are you just, you just, you just. Rod, not to get to your sink. Yeah, I'm saving it for something. I'm saving for some. I'm doing it. I read that it was good for the plumbing.

Yeah, it's like liquid plumbing. It's like enzymes in it that works a little bit like Drano, but it's more natural. I like it. More natural. Why you care about it being natural? I don't know. It's like a morally better thing, right? Yeah, it's like, the Amish.

They're all natural and everything. Everything's better. They use cum for Drano. Back in honest, man. They use come for Drano. I learn when I see them every time by the Amtrak, because they're always there for some fucking reason. And they're like, did you know? They can use cum is Drayno.

They call it cum. Yeah, they do. They call it. I'm not like if a vampire bite. That's crazy. If a vampire bites, what happens. Get the fuck out of here.

Huh? A vampire bites and om is what happens. Probably gets really sick. It probably dies immediately. What the fuck? It's like that fucking. You know that fucking meme? Oh shit.

What the fuck? I love that shit so much. Fucking when you bought a mosquito bites magic Johnson. That's just so funny. That's so funny. That's so fucked up That is good That is good

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Around the fly They're literally like, ew. Dude, that's like the fucking... They do a mass exodus and they die before their next destination. That's like those mosquitoes that like... The big mosquitoes, they eat the small mosquitoes. Yeah, the littler mosquitoes that bite and pester the big mosquitoes. That's so gross, man.

That's such carmic justice. I can't tell you. I love that that happens to them. I love that they are such a despicable creature and they also have to deal with it. Well, they have that for ticks, man, because I've been hearing... Tick, horror stories about the ticks, you know? I'm glad we don't live in some foresty bullshit. That was the worst thing about...

Yeah, I've got me about several ticks before. Jesus. Thousands, actually. Thousands of ticks. That was one of the worst things. I'm a Mnitolin disease. Oh, good. They tics bite me and they die fast.

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Now just send a tick flying into something. Yeah, that's a good point. You don't think it does enough damage on impact. You got to do acid rounds. That's crazy. Yeah, you got to get the grenade launcher like a Resident Evil. Soof. Poof.

It's crazy because I remember thinking that was... I love that shit. Oh, it's so satisfactory. Video games really distorted my perception of, like, what ammunition was. Because I really thought that that was, like, a thing that, like, maybe was used. Oh, yeah? Ammunition? Like acid rounds and shit like that

I mean it might exist We'd never see it I mean it That's old They exist in the same way that like You know how like grenades always Have like an explosion Yeah

Even though they don't I thought they did for a long time I thought they were like fire Oh like the way that yeah They explode in movies and video games and stuff It's not how it is at all It just tears you up It's actually way more gruesome

It's actually way Yeah so I think the It's like having a broken window thrown at you Now and like Resident Evil are like Realistic And I was like It's kind of lame though

In a video game, I don't really want it to be how it looks. I want it to be stylized. Are there flash grenades, Red Z-10-109? There's not, right? You don't know what? I don't remember. I was going to say, I assume so, but I also don't remember. You don't even do you have to.

You don't need anything. I think there are, because I think I use them on the Lichers. I think there's regular. You fight Lickers once, I think, in the game. No, there definitely is flash grenades. No, there definitely is. They exist? They have to.

I've been playing a lot of, what's it called? The mercenaries mode, and I don't remember seeing, I see regular grenades. Oh, maybe they just, oh, yeah, I don't know. They probably don't drop in that mode, maybe. I mean, that would be weird, though, if they did. Like, maybe. Because you don't fight anything like that. I feel like I remember.

There's not a lot of use for it, I guess. But, like, I feel like I remember. Because what mutants do you fight in the game, really, other than liquors? I just know, you fight, you fight those white niggas. The, um, the, like the, they're not the. Oh, the ones that are in like the test tubes? Yes, yeah. You fight them.

And those, I don't know, they go down very easy with the, with the machine gun. With everything. Do do, do, do, do, do. And they're like, they do this little wiggle? They go down to every, I mean. All right, we got to get out here. Leon's dying in that game and he's fucking a holocaust of them. So that's insane.

I really want to know. Is Leon a god or is hunk a pussy? I think Leon's is like that. I think that's the whole point. He's dying and he still gets his fucking throat. He's rich that dude's throat out all. What we got. Can you read?

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You rampart. You understand how to do this? It's a valid question. Yeah. You're such a dumb twat. All right. Don't come in a bathroom because I got a pee too. Don't come in a bathroom.

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