The Snark Tank - #422: Noob Sailboat ft. Mick Lauer

Episode Date: July 10, 2026

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Welcome to the Stargrain podcast. It's me, Derek. It's him, Derek. That's great. Did I say it's me, Derek? Yes, he did. I'm all fucked up today. I'm Chris. That's Derek. Look at Sween. His lips are dry again. And then we're joined by a special friend of the show Mick. Mick Lusselaer. Hello. Hello. Hi. Oh, boy. Have a beautiful time. What is that? That's Paul. It's from all of the, um, the freaking, uh, I know exactly. The McFarland things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye, have a wonderful time. Oh, right. It's not a real guy.

I forgot about that. Yeah, it's a Mexican. It's just a Mexican. It's just a Mexican. He might not be Mexican, but he's one of the, he's one of the, he's one of the, he's one of the, the South thing. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, that's a clear Mexican. Well, we're going to start a podcast.

I'm going to start a podcast. I'm going to start. I'm going to talk to him, too. Okay, well, sure. He's an adorable accent. That's all I know. He seems like a nice fellow. Yeah.

Yeah, I hope he didn't get deported, but. It's a very big if. It's a very big if. Well, he's in the military. So they got a little more. You know, he's in the military. He's in a very specific. He's in the military.

He does have wonderful time. I know, motherfucker. He's disin security. Isn't he like, yeah? I thought it was, I thought it was things for the troops. That's what I first saw it, like, years ago. Oh, really? I can be wrong.

I definitely thought he was like security at like one of the loss or something. And then he gets into a, he gets into a tank. Need a start to roll mowing down Middle East and Cities. That's the director's cut of that of that The director's cut of an ending, I would say. That's what I want to see. It's like a director's cut of like an ending title card. Yeah, that's awesome.

The extended cut, the Snyder cut. You remember? This is going to get a deep cut. I don't know. Do you guys remember er, arg? Like after the part of the bar slayer. They'd be at the little zombie walking and it'd be like, erg, arg, it's old. It's old old.

I don't, I didn't actually watch that show It was, it was just like UPN I guess, is it UPN, I guess? One of those things, I didn't watch it. Yo, you know, that was Josh Whedon, wasn't it? That's one of those, like, really defunct channels. Yeah, that was this, it had all the black people stuff on there. Oh, was it?

Yeah, it was very black people. We gotta talk about firing him. I'm okay with it. Off camera, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, we should fire me. I will send all of the money we make the stonefront. I'll kill myself so you can't get it back and I'll send it all the stormfront

I like that I like that absolutely fucking insane Before we get off the rails too much Patreon.com says to snucktank Remember you can go over there You go early access ad free All that crap What are you shaking for huh?

That's amazing Said the shakes all morning I've been trembling all morning Did you guys do anything for the 4th of July? Yes my girlfriend's my fiance's birth Oh you almost got fucking almost got immediately divorced his fucking

silence would have been awesome not your girlfriend your your fiance she's my fiance now your other girlfriend still your girlfriend no I have I have one fiance

two boyfriends okay and a one girlfriend are they both Scars guards do they at least look like Scarzger they're that type I've got a shot I got a shot man I got a solid good shit

dude they're beautiful Scars guard, good-looking, good-looking people? I got a type, man. Whatever, I get it. A female scarred gards is hard to imagine. Is it? There's one, I think. I feel like they look very distinct. Distinctly male?

The male scars guards look very distinct. I can't envision that. You're right. They do look very distinct. But I feel like if you ever saw like the female sister, like their one Mormon sister of like the eight Mormon brothers, I feel like you'd go, oh yeah, that's her. That's definitely. Oh, yeah. It'd be undeniable. And she'd be stunning.

She'd be very talented. They look good. I saw something that actually kind of tripped me out. Like, I don't know if you've seen that Viking footballer, uh, early, um, Yes. Is he the guy who beats everybody up and shit? Well, he's just a freak, you know, he's just like a, like an actual, oh, that that would have been the berserker.

That would have killed everyone. Yes. And, uh, I saw a sister. And like, I was like, it looks too much like him, but I'd still hit, though. She was like, it was like, she's pretty, but she's like, there are moments where she can look way too much like him. And it's like, I don't like that. You wouldn't want to see him at least.

least like an hour prior to seeing her. Otherwise, you're going to have a memory of him as like, you know what I mean? I'll just hate the experience. I'm going to put this on the table. It's like playing something at 60 frames and then having to switch a meeting at 30. It's like, you could adjust to this. 30 frames hurts my stomach nowadays. You know what's crazy?

I just, I got a 360 kind of recently, so I've been playing a bunch of old 360 games. And it's certainly at 30. I know logically it must be. But it doesn't feel that way, really. Like, I feel like it's like, it feels more normal on that machine. Like, it doesn't bother me nearly as much. You guys are all FPS guys, right? In what sense?

Not me. Me and Chris, they weren't loading you up into Destiny and shit like that? No, no, I'm a casual enjoy. I just feel like FPS players tend to notice things like frame rates a lot more. That is true. It's infinitely more than scale. It sounds for me to blame on.

That's like, God damn, this fucking FPS is all fucked up. I can't see her. Fov's fucked up. I just suck. I'm just trash. I'm like, I'm blaming everything possible. You drop the controller on the floor. Damn FPS.

God damn it, dude. This FOV is so fucking bad, man. And then meanwhile, some guy shot me staring me in a face. He's DSP maxing, right? I love that. Dude, I've gotten much better at it. Chris has watched the transmission of me going from being upset to like this. And now I'm just at peace.

I'm like, I got me this time. It's whatever. I don't know if I've seen that transition. You've seen me, like, go from the one I would get mad, then I'd just snap every time. Like, God, damn it. Oh, yeah, we always... He was actually snapping.

He's actually snapping. And it always bothered the hand. And it's like, what, who saw back into peace? It's the rebalance myself. Okay. It did bother me saying you that. Why? We just have a healthy outlet.

No, because you would do it in a way that, like, I would animate someone. It's like, you over did it. Like, he would literally, it's not just a snap. He would, he would do the. Yeah. With the elbow and everything. Yeah. It's a routine.

It's to help me balance myself out. Do you remember our rule that we had, whenever we get tilted, where you could only hit the table once? Yeah, because I've actively, like, I've been, I've lost that game until I hit the table, and then I hit it like five or six times after it's. I'm still mad. So you get like one, like, and then you stop. You stop, you get yourself back. One's good.

Okay, all right? Just one. Just one. If you do two, you might as well do three, then you just, then you're just acting off. Yeah. You're going to break your wrist. You're going to break your wrist and your table. I did one yesterday.

It's, it's, one's good. Yeah, you got to get, like, really angry. You did one yesterday? Yeah. Where are you playing? You don't want to know. What is, let's hear it. I got to hear, what is it?

No, I don't know. What is it? No, I was just doing, I was doing my... But it got you tilted, so it was something competitive? It was, it was, it was, I think, I can, I can only imagine you. It's probably not. That's crazy. There's just, there's too much.

There's not, 200. It's impossible. There's too much preference. I can literally only imagine you getting tilted if a mod's not working. Oh, no, that's like, damn it, the dick didn't load. Look at that. That happened in, that happened in, you know, it's chipping out from that. It's like four hours.

What's wrong. That happened. It happened That did happen But only because I went back to Resident Evil 2 remake And a lot of the mods are outdated Because they're for the old version

And so it's like 1.4 is the latest one or some shit They fucked it all up And so a lot of the old mods They just never updated them So all of the The excellent mods that I had for like Claire It was like yoked You know she looked like a fucking giant bodybuilder

With a really little small tanked That was a classic one Shrek Uh, fucking Mr. X is in a thong that has an umbrella fucking logo on it. It's amazing. And they're all, I can't use any of them. So I was pissed about that. Because I played the game raw and it was actually upsetting me a little bit.

Because I was like, oh, I want to play it again. It's been a regular zombie. Where's it's it? What's going on? Dude, Resident Evil 3, the remake. So if you make Nemesis naked, he's on the starting screen. And that motherfucker's so it's so hard. It's so fucking funny, dude

It's legitimately scary I mean, it would be If you saw that That was a loading screen People spent time and energy To bake things the way they did People wrote these things And this motherfucker's like

Nah, not enough penis It's just upload cock on everything You know what's really crazy about it Is that like this is an industry Like riddled with like layoffs So like everybody's getting fired They're like completely underappreciated And not only that

But their art is being vandalized too You know what I mean? It's like at least of like in the film industry Like you get laid off or the film. The film's going to be the film. No matter what somebody does it. That's good point. Unless you're like George Lucas's original team, I guess. I just wonder how many people were like, like, they were like the top.

They were the top gun of like bungee or some other studio and they got laid off. And they were just like, screw it. I'm just going to make, I'm just going to make sick ass sexual mods, you know? There's probably some of them. Yeah. I would hope so. It would make me feel better. Like I wonder what the pipeline is if it's like reverse or not.

Like if you're like a good, you know how like a lot of like a lot of, a lot of hentai artists. became like actual animators. I wonder if it goes the reverse. I imagine that. Monetarily, it makes more sense. I mean, I feel like, like when you hear about what people get for making commissioned furry suits

and stuff like that, I mean, the amount of money that's available. Like, some of the other people have obviously, like regular seamstress and tailors that are just like, yeah, this is where their money is. Yeah. Like, they went to Fashion Institute and like to like learn fashion.

And then eventually there's like, it's so much easier just to make suits like furry suits. I'm going to make so much more money doing it. They went to FIT to make fun. Dude, they're so rich. Yeah. I guess you have to be. I guess they even...

Do you get into it? Well, you're not, you're certainly not scrounging for a meal. Right. If you have time... Right. Like, people that are have money to do stuff like that. I get it. Software people do a lot of...

I'm sure a lot of people that Lily works with are just very people. I get it, though. I'm sure. I think the better, like, the easier life is at a certain point, it's easier to get into some weird shit because nothing else like everything else is boring right you don't have like there's not an immediate survive like I've never seen a homeless

furry right who's like they got something else going on you know no what I'm saying is like holding a sign that says like kibble please yeah yeah like we'll yiff for that I don't know man I brother think about the richest people in the world

the weirdest shit they're into because they wouldn't be satisfied by destiny too That won't do it. I was a very stern jerk to the furry community. And then after exposing myself to a few furries, you expose yourself to furry? Yeah. I know a few furies.

What the hell are you doing? Like in a big trench coat? Yeah. That's like sea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just like you. I'm like you. It's furry too.

I feel like I'm an animal, but different. A fur, can a furries first hold to be a person? Yeah, I don't know. I don't have anything innately against furries. I mean, obviously I've seen the documentaries about like fur fest and shit. They're like pooping on cars and stuff. Yeah. But for the most part, I mean, I know a number of people that are into that.

And they're, they're perfectly good. You would never know. I think a few of them I know. I think that's what most like weird shit or even people that do really terrible things. How could you know? I think you can feel if someone's aura's wrong. I think that's the outlier. That's any community.

Like, every community. I think that's the outlier, unfortunately. I wish it wasn't. because then, you know, we're not going to get into anything serious, but like, I just want to say, Graham Platner.

Oh, yeah. I'm not going to get into it, but I'm just saying, it's one of those things. You never met someone whose aura was just wrong? Oh, no. You're like, you're crazy.

Hey, bro. They're not like vile or anything, but they're like, your energy's off. I can feel it. I'm on the train now a couple times a week. Oh, dude, it's all over the train.

It's fucking. Sometimes my alarm bells are going off. I'm like, I got to get to the next car. Yeah. Because sometimes. Out here, man. Someone walks

in the train and he's on the ceiling for a little thing he sees me with him. Then he like he like research and oh I gotta be normal and no one everyone's kind of looking at your phone and you see it. And he sees you see him. Yeah, he sends him right next to you. And he sends him like, how are you doing? And you're like, oh no, I've seen this movie.

Yeah, you can't make eye contact. That's the first rule. That's a new yard rule. No eye contact. That's like opening the door for a vampire into your home. Yeah. It's the social equivalent. But you see it too?

And you're like, ah, my stop, goodbye. That's the biggest fear ever. It's my stop. Dude, that's a great. Next time I'm on a trade, I'm going to do that. I'm going to big eye. I got things like, you see me?

That's crazy. That's not funny. You don't do that at, especially late. You can't do that. Not at like 2 a. There's this woman who's coming home. They're not used to it over here, dude. Oh, no, they'll, like, freak out.

Yeah. It's like I got a scene. There's the only time you feel safe, honestly. Like I like the subways over over there in the east, especially in New York, since they're so filled. It's not, you feel kind of safer in a way that I feel safer, say, say if it's like 4 p.m. And the train's packed. If somebody's doing some crazy shit, I'm like, well, what are the odds that's going to get me? That's the thing.

I got a human buffer between me and them. That's exactly how I felt when we moved upstate from Mianker. Of course. I remember thinking this is an insane scenario. But I remember thinking like if for no reason some guys walking down the street and then he just snaps and decides I'm killing people. He walks into my apartment building. I got like three floors before. I got three floors of people before I'm even remotely affected.

By then the cops are here. At least other people will know what's happening. It's not like a, you know. And then when I moved upstate, it was so quiet that I was like, if that happens here, like I'm, I am, I am affected. Yeah. Like it's unquestionable. Paranumption never scared me to I moved upstate. Paralymedia.

I never sure to scare me. I used to think an alien would abduct me and no one would believe me because there was no one on the street to see it. Yeah. Especially where you live, though. There's genuinely like no one in front of you. Are you on the boonies up there?

I don't think I was in the boonies compared to some other people, but like I, we, you were more like, you were in like a development or something. Like you were like in a townhouse kind of supper type deal. So if they took me, I can make enough noise that my neighbors might hear me, but they wouldn't care.

Yeah. Isn't in a lot of those scenarios, the more noise you make, the more people like don't do shit? I, not right. They just turned up the volume. In the city.

There have been times, I swear, this happened twice, that I was going into my house and the cops stopped me while I was going into my house. To be like, hey, this is not safe? No, they'd be like, hey, who are you? And I'm like, I live here. And then I open a door and there's a picture of me there. And they're like, oh, sorry. And I'm like, thanks.

Thanks. And there was one time where I was like, I remember this one time that was once I locked myself out and my family was gone for like the fucking week. And I was like, oh, my God. into your own place. I literally had to bring it into my house. I had to climb on my garage to get into my own house. And if I was a lot of people there knew me.

So one person I just didn't know me there called the cops on me. And my neighbor was like he, I've known him for like 12 years. He lives here. I'm actually surprised I've never had to break into my own. Really? Yeah, I don't.

I've never had to do it. It's somehow. I'm really really good at breaking into a number of my homes, actually. You know all the access points. You're like a white hat hacker when it's like, oh, we found it, we found an exploit.

the PlayStation Network. There's so many fun little tidbits. Like, you know those windows that you have to, like, crank to open? Yeah. Sometimes, if you can get a good angle, you can wiggle it to the point where, like, it'll actually start to, like, open. If you, like, wiggle it right, they'll start to, like, on, maybe not all of them do that. You heard it here first. If you're, looking to break in anybody, take what Mick said. I've seen people, like, you know, some doors have, like, the latches, like, you put the latch up and it, like, locks the door in place. Sure, yeah. I've seen people, like, hit the latch and it just falls down and they go inside of places. And I'm like you're a real burglar.

Yeah, if you've got like a big... If you got like a young Sheldon physics understanding, you can probably figure out how to bust a lot of that shit over. You know what I mean? He's got to be a criminal for long enough. You've got to roll with the kind of pack that does that. Yeah, you can also accidentally stumble

into that knowledge, I guess. Yeah, for sure. You can... There has to be thieves guilds though, right? They don't exist, right? I don't know. Something like, I think there's... It has to be guilds. It wouldn't be that. It wouldn't be called a guild. Have you ever wanted to just buy like a big lock

from Home Depot and then get like some tools and just learn how to open the lock. I did, like, shits and giggles. I did, like, Skyrim may be obsessed with lock picking. I was like, is it really this easy? Where's Earth's Rifted? Probably New York, right? Probably New York is Earth's Whifton, right?

Oh, Rifted from Skyrim? Yeah. It has to be, it has to be. No. It has to be the Lower East Side. No, no, not the Lower East Side. It wouldn't be New York. Hell's kitchen. It has to be.

Wait, is that where the Thieves Guild was? Yeah. It was a rifted. It was like a bunch of docks, right? Yeah. It's got to be New York. No. Maybe Staten Island. Maybe Staten Island's a whole, it's all a thieves guild.

Staten Island, I'm not even lying when I say this. I learned Staten Island was part of New York, I think, eight years ago. That's crazy. What do you think it was? Just far away. I just like, it never, I never knew anybody from there. I never had a reason to go there. And it was, it was further from New York City than like New Jersey was.

was. And like, so when you see it off in the distance or whatever, you just think like that's New Jersey or something. It doesn't feel like part of New York. It doesn't look like part of New York. It looks like New York. It looks like NYU. It's just that it's, it's for, it's just not as up. But like it's so far from the city. It is out of the way. It is definitely out of the way. It's arguably, like, it's kind of, I don't, I can't be true logically, but like it feels further away from the city than we were. It's no way. I know it's no way, but it felt that way. Because that model is very much so New York. It just, it just, is just that it's like it's not, this is not attached.

Wait, did any of the subways go there? It's impossible. No, water. Right, no, that's what I'm saying. Well, I mean, the L train goes underwater to Jersey to Hoboken. That's true. But that's what I'm saying. It's like the subway went to Hoboken.

Right. But not a part of New York. Yeah. It's weird. Also, Staten Island's really small. It's really not big. Oh, yeah, maybe. I don't give a shit.

I like Sadd Island. It's pretty cool. So I bring a pizza there. I just wouldn't. I just wouldn't have to. Never heard of Staten Island pizza. It's like very Italian, Staten Island. It's like very like...

Wait, so like the pizza's like Italian? Oh, it's Italian-American. That's all that. You're like, wait, there are pizza's Italian? I don't like Italian pizza. Oh, like classic Italian pizza? It's good. You've been to Europe, right?

It's like the thin crust, less sauce, less cheese. They just come a little bit of cheese and spots. It's a little... It's a little... It's... Oh, the blotchy. Okay, I have it... I've had it before, but that's not good. It's not good.

I've had, like... more Italian-based, like a more Italian-esque American pizza. Okay. And it's been good if I had a problem with it. Worst pizza I've ever had is still pretty good. I don't know. Yeah, that's the thing. I wouldn't say, it's, me saying I don't like it, it's just I definitely don't prefer.

Yeah, you'd, because it's still bread and cheese and sauce, you know. I had pizza out here. That's way worse. That is true. I've had pizza. I've had good pizza out here. Actually, like, great pizza here. Dude, pizza boy or whatever the fuck.

I was, they made like a vegan pizza. And I was dating a vegan at the time. And she was like, let's get pizza. I was like, okay. And like... It sounds like a recipe for disaster. It was not good. It was like one of those places you get like chicken wings and they just give you like these like reed, like they were frozen and they come out.

They're like these dinky, wet. I don't know, man. I've had some wings that weren't like good and fried, you know, fried in hot sauce and crispy on the outside. It was like somebody literally just thawed out some chicken wings from a bag and then tossed it in some sauce and handed it to them. Yeah. They didn't even thaw it out. Yeah. Toss it in there with all.

Are we going to chase the fucking frost bite? It's crunchy. But the crunch isn't from the crisp, yeah. There's nothing worse than bad meals, man. That shit really irks me. Nothing worse than bad meals? Yeah, genuinely. I don't know.

I heard about the Epstein files. Those kind of sucks. Yeah, that's kind of worse. That's not personal, though. Like, you know, for some people it was. He didn't get me. It didn't take it personally. There's evils and there's personal evils, you know?

Yeah, I got you. No. Yes. I think all evil is bad. Wow, look at you. Little white knight. I think everyone's, everyone that means not good.

I'll piggyback on what you're saying. I think what's even worse. What's worse than what you were saying would take it to the next level is when you had something that was good, you go back and it's fucking trash. That's the worst fan. That happened to me recently where there's a big slice. It's actually a pretty decent pizza spot in downtown Fullerton.

And I forgot about it. I rediscovered it. And I was like, oh, this is good. They renovated the spot. We went back. And they changed it. was piss. I was so fucking mad.

You gave me piss on a bag. If you had some friends from out of town or family comes in, you're like, you've got to come to this place. I love this place. You're going to love it. Oh my gosh. I don't want to oversell it, but it's good. And you get there and you're like, yeah. And meanwhile, they're all like, yeah, sure, right? You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it was bad. Dude, I was in San Diego and I got, I went to this place called, um, I think it's Guadalupes. That probably isn't a Guadalajara taco or something like that. Idiot can't remember. You're a balls. But I went there and they would do the best Mexican food ever had in my life, man.

Best what? Mexican food ever had in my life. Really? It made me like not vote against their rights. In San Diego? Now was it was it? Weird. Weird?

Yeah. Weird, huh? Crazy. I don't know. Was it Mexican food like, oh, this tastes authentic? Or was it Mexican food like this is to my taste? No, it was authentic medicine. It was really good. Have you made a tacos on grotto?

Gordo? Yeah. No. How would you compare to that? Taccos Al-Gordo is more Mexican fast food. It was like Mexican, like cuisine. Oh, cuisine. It was like a dining in.

Yeah, I hate those places, but they have fucking amazing food. Like, the dine in places, but to me, it's, you know, when I want Mexican food, obviously kind of like. You know, I love Don Cucos. Dude, I want endless chips and salsa. I don't care how trashy that sounds. That's what I want. That's a good point. I love me some endless salsa and chips, bro.

Well, they had, it was, it was, they had like some mego chippolei cheese. Did you say mango? Yeah, mango, and it was so good. It was unbelievable. They had literally like, there was a side of like mango corn salsa. Unbelievable. I was like, this is so good. Well, even the Mexicans there that are complaining, like Lily's family, love you guys.

Fantastic. I appreciate you guys. Liar. Tequero much. Liar. They're just going to snip that part out and then what did you really want to say? They are very much so complainers. They're not, they're not, Lily's family.

Yeah, Lily's family. Lilian's family, they're not. The whole phrase in one. Lilian's family is not the easiest to serve when it comes to going to places. Give me an example. They are very, ask a lot of question, ye complainy about the dish. Oh, this is not exactly what I wanted. They're not the rudest, but like, it'd be like, oh my God.

These are the things that drive me insane. This is not exactly what I wanted. Like, I, they're like, I, They're like eye roll enough for me to be like, oh, my God. I feel like some people when they go out. She's not like that at all, but she also worked in food service. And I think that's what changes your ring. Yeah.

You're like, okay, I understand like what people are going through. I'm not going to be this kind of person. Right. As someone who's also worked in food service, have you guys all worked in food service? Yeah. No, I haven't. Not Chris. I worked at Sears.

Well, I worked at, no, no, I worked at Applebee's for one day. You worked at customer service at least, though. I worked at one day. Customer service. Because we're a little different, but it's same vein. Yeah. Why one day? Because I got fired immediately.

What did you do? I was, somebody was asking, I can't remember the specifics now because like it's so long ago. But like, I think it was basically like, I just could not. Somebody was asking for somebody got a water and a Coke and the water was like, I guess, more lukewarm or whatever. And the Coke was like, hey, can I get like the water's a little bit lukewarm? And I just said, like, there's ice in the Coke. Just like spill that. I put the ice from the coke in there.

This is why this is your job. And I was like, I don't see, I don't see the. And I said out loud, I was like, you already overstuffed this guy's coke with ice. At least you could do is distribute the ice. And I just, I was like, we can't be doing this. I was like, I don't know what, I can't do this then. Yeah. I can't.

I, at that time, I couldn't keep things to myself. You would deal with a lot more of that. You would absolutely that, that job the longer you had it. What do you mean? What? What do you say? Huh? I gave a lot of things to myself now, but like it's like at that point I, there was no filter.

I think you knew me around that time. You were more dickish before, but I get it. Yeah. I was like, I can't. If something was bothering me, it's like I could not not mention it. Just blurt it out. I'm the opposite, literally. What do you mean?

I literally, because I feel like I get bothered by so much more now. And I'm like, this is, I feel like it's irrational times. I'm just being a bitch. And I just deal with it now. How do you deal with it? I just realized that it's like, dude, it's not that big of a deal. You're just thinking away. I'm going to forget this moment.

I always forget the moment. Were you there with us when, no, no, this was before you. There was a time where, like, me, Jalen and a bunch of our friends. I think it was, I think it was either graduation or prom or something. We went, we had this whole thing where, like, it was like after prom or, like, after graduation, we were going to take a trip to, like, I think we just went to, like, I think we just had like a day in, like, in the Palisades Mall or something. Palisades Mall is a huge mall in New York, massive.

I had like an ice skating rink and all this shit. That's the White Plains one? No. I think so. Something like that. I don't know. Whatever. You could fucking Google it.

But remember, I remember we went there and we all went out to eat. And this girl who was with us, I didn't really know her that well. She knew either Elliott or Joe or something. And she orders this massive thing. She gets two of like this really expensive drink. And when the check comes, she's like, I don't have my wallet. And I remember saying it's like, I remember out loud I was like, you don't. didn't bring your wallet to the what like we don't even go out much like you didn't bring your wallet

I didn't know the girl that did that I think I know who the girl is you probably do know the girl but like and I remember being out loud I was like we should leave her here I said I said this to the table I was like we should leave you here like what do you mean you didn't like you're gonna make us pay me like you got two chocolate milks and a smoothie or something like what is this expense that you're doing and you got like a like an upper echelon thing out of the fucking menu yeah you didn't think to look it I said all this you know I was like and I I don't know. I probably shouldn't have.

When we were in Vegas, you remember about the pizza, right? The $20 slice? Yeah, that's crazy. The $20 slice because it was like 4 a.m. and this guy was trying to get some. He was down and out. That guy who tried to charge $20 for a cheese slice.

Oh, yeah. No, no, he charged, he was. It was late. This is Paul's bachelor party. Yeah. We were in Vegas. And I was hanging out with, it was like me, Jalen, and a couple of us were over in one corner and just out of the back in like this,

this little alley area. You just hear. No shot And then you see Chris storming back And we're like What the fuck just happened He's like that guy's trying to charge me 20 bucks for a cheese slice

Yeah that guy actually I was very loud about it It was very loud But also that was like I was drunk If I'm drunk I can't I'm back to that I'm back again But just no shot

Was I really that was that safe Yeah everybody turned Everyone was like What happened? I'm too scared of getting killed To get that loud But like I really it's been a long time as I've been like

vocally like upset in public I embarrass Lily You can't do that though You're big Yeah I know I'm small I'm small like no one's gonna think I'm gonna kill you by I get it but like I just I don't do that Because I'm like oh if I get too crazy

Someone's gonna call the cops and I'm gonna die Do you remember like I didn't end up getting that that cheese slice No you didn't And then you were like Oh have my have the other half of my sandwich Oh God And then I unwrapped it it was covered in mold Dude and that we got it from the Bellagio

We got it from the Bellagio and it costs like $15 for like one of those like pre-made little plastic wrap sandwiches and fucking half of it was covered in mold. Are you sure the other half? It's fine? I mean I ate it. I will never know.

That's crazy. I didn't feel anything. You probably got a pretty like you got a pretty good biome though right? Yeah. I would imagine. No you know what? It's the opposite. It's such a wreck that like I'm pretty good in terms of being able to ingest things and I'll probably survive. Good in the sense in the same way that like a garp

A guitar player's fingers... A guitar player's fingers are callus. Correct. Right, right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't have that. Really?

You're good tummyings pretty easily. My stomach gets fucked really, really easily. Oh. I'm pretty sure I ate... If I ate in bold, I would probably... My skin would fall off, probably. I'm pretty sure I ate a bad Philly cheese steak last night. And I was like, hmm, I took a bite, and I was like, hmm, it just tastes a little sour.

Hmm. Hey, he can't eat it. This tastes sour like guppy bears do. But I took another bite. No, no, no. Three bites later, it's all... Then it's like, oh, no, okay. you know what, it's all good.

You can't eat it? Of course. It's a green apple steak? I was like, hmm, yummy. And I finished it and I had a really good sleep. Oh, well. Okay. Well, I guess it's hard then.

It's probably just about to turn. Dude, I died for like six hours and woke up, like, really refresh. I feel fantastic. Mike, you know what's funny? It's like, so before, make actually, you see, should I say this on the podcast? I don't know. I don't know if it's necessarily.

a crime. No, you know what? I'll say this. You helped me get this apartment when I was not here. Ah, yes. You kind of scoped it out. And, you know, you secured it basically for me. I assisted in some paperwork. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You, because I saw this location. I was like, I have to, if I'm going to take anything, it's going to be in New York at the time. Yeah, I was living in New York at the time. So you helped me get this place. But because you got the walkthrough, there's still stuff that I just didn't know. know about. I found an entire interest that I was like, oh, I didn't know about it. And then like, and then I only recently found out where like the, uh, the spigot for like the communal hoses. And I just didn't know that we had that. Mm.

And so I like, I got, I told you. I was like getting like a hose to hose down my, what is it, my balcony because I was, I just realized I could do that. I've been living here three years. I'm sorry. That's great. You said the word. You said spigot. And we, and I think we talked about this at one point, but I just it does sound like every. That word sounds like every slur smashed together. It does. It definitely, what do you think came first? I think it's in order of, like all of them.

In order of this syllabic structure. Some really hateful guy was like, you know, molding and writing stuff down and just put things together, and he was like, tired of all these spigots. It works. It also sounds like the word that would be used to describe somebody who would use every slur. You know what? That's interesting.

What are you going to say? Did you move back before I moved in with Lily? I don't care. That's simple question. No, I actually don't remember. Like when, no, no, I... I live with the guys still, right? I don't know.

I came here before Creator Clash, basically. I just didn't leave. But like, what was... I don't remember when, though. My memory's fucked, though. I've talked about this before. Like, my memory is gone. I've been with her back in the house for three years, I think.

Starting... Yeah, last year was three years. I moved in with her July 1st. It's terrible three years. I do feel. I feel like ever since COVID, like my long term, like my narrative memory of time has been really messed up. It's skewed for sure. I think the pandemic really, like I had a way better sense of time before the pandemic, for sure.

Like now everything's, I don't know. To me, it's just getting older. Everything is what it is. Everything's just weird now. Like, I used to think of things in increments of four years of high school because that was like my marker. That felt like forever. Right. And then so then I kept thinking about like, damn, that was like fucking a high school.

school ago. And then now I my 20 year high school reunion just passed like a month ago and I was like what the fuck's going on? You know and they were all like are you going to go and I'm like yeah. I didn't go. Yeah who the fuck goes. It doesn't make sense anymore because everybody is online and connected.

I can see what everybody's doing. I feel like if you were recently divorced or you needed money you might go to one of those. That's the thing. That's the thing it's like if like I feel like showing up to that no offense. But it's a big red If you show up to those, like, I have to assume something's going on.

Because we have Facebook. If you're curious, you could really just look up anybody. You could bring out an old yearbook, look up a name, and you'd find, like, oh, prison. Yeah. You know, like, if you're like, Samantha, I never took my shot. Yeah. Maybe she'll show up. Bro, anecdotally, my friend, we were in a little group chat.

Because we were saying, we used to hang out on Friday. nights we used to hang out at uh there was a movies plaza we used to hang out at the windies in front and like just drink and whatever yeah and we're like why don't we just go over there and just all get together and drink again we were talking shit but we didn't do it but my one friend was like no i'm gonna go to the reunion try to fuck some bitches because he just broke up with his girl such a dentist for fucking always sunny that's literally an episode of always sunny i think no why not dude why not i mean it just it feels ultra pathetic but i also get it is it really well I mean, I think it's just the age thing.

It feels, is it? I feel too old to do shit like that, even if I was single. If you were, but I would. I think it would say. I feel like if you were single and you're like, you're in your late, you're in your 30s, you're in your 40s, whatever. And then you have this opportunity to hang out with other people and you were single and you guys were just like reliving a moment.

Like I don't, I think the spell wears off after midnight. You know, everyone turns back into a pumpkin. But for a minute, you're like, hey, remember that time that like we got, we went behind the bleachers or we played you know we stole that police car or whatever like I just feel like there's these stories that you relive like those moments that potentially for the last

I don't know however many years maybe life has been better but it hasn't been that that weird that kind of shiny you know yeah like those were all firsts or those were all like yeah everything was newer new right yeah yeah yeah my nostalgic memories are not from high school though it's from like it's from when we first moved out here those are those are the moments of my life that are the most like

absurdly funny. You're like an adult already. Those are, that's in your nostalgia? Well, I mean, it's, well,

for me it's because like, that was when we were, it was at the apex of being free and also dumb. Like, yeah, a little bit, like, we're,

like, we're not intelligent yet. But we're also like on our own here. You're early, you're already making content, right? Yeah. That makes sense,

though, because. I was making content as I was 12. If you were, yeah, that makes sense. If you were, if you were grinding like,

I don't think, all of my because you know my work since I was 16 so of course not working like a regular job it was like the wonder years and then after that

I was already just like a slave to the system yeah so like if you were if you were like say at that point you were supporting yourself through this were you already

yeah I think so yeah I think I would 20 15 I can imagine especially when that shit was new yeah because I do when I think about it

2016 when I my channel became like something real. No, I do reflect on some time. It's nostalgic. It felt good. It felt good. It's fun.

It was fun. It was fun. It was like, everything was bad, but like, you kind of assumed, like, well, it was great. It was good kind of recently. It'll bounce back. Now it's not really that. Things were, things were, things were, things were, we were at the, we were at the, like, we were

at that, like, the, the rider. It was like, oh, it's just calling. This is pretty cool. And then we got to the point where it's like, it's about to take a really, really serious drop. But it was fun for a while. You're at the point in the movie where you think like, oh, maybe most of these people will make it out, okay. What's crazy is that I feel like all of you guys were popping off, like, in the most involved during a time when being online was just in general more fun.

And I might sound like an old man by saying this, but I felt like there was a lot less people looking over your shoulder trying to cancel you left and right. A lot of people were saying a whole lot of shit, you know? Oh, yeah. Just, I felt like that was the time to be on the internet and, like, making, like, those wild videos. I mean, I think it was earlier than that, really. Like, I feel like early animation was, was that was good. That was good. That was good time.

But I want to preference this. It wasn't that, because it was a little bit earlier, Dejy, his intro video. Do you remember that? That was a crazy. It was in the space of, it lived in that space. Do you know, okay, Dejy, KSI's younger brother. Yes. Yeah.

So he had an intro video where he was, like, saying hi or something, some chicks talking trash to him. It's animated. It's a cartoon of him. Go ahead. And it's done in that, like, puppet style. Yeah. You know, like, the rig kind of like the joints are. And it's, it's, it's, it's.

Go animate, like, the, yeah. It's a little bit more high quality of that because you can tell it's bespoke. It's not like an automated program. Okay. But it is still, like, the puppet. Sure. Should I just show them? You could.

You could. You could set the stage, though, for people who are. You could pull it up. Right, right, right, right. But it's like, it's deadgy. It's an animated version and it's like, hi, it's a comedy show, the game. And it's like his intro is just him in a white void introducing himself to a woman who's not interested. And then he pulls out a rag and chloroformers and drags her off screen and then his logo shows up.

And it's like what kind of intro is it? That was 2016, I think. Like maybe 2015. That arrow was fun, dude. The arrow was a good time. I mean, there was. But I feel like that even back then is insane. Dude, it's pretty crazy, but no one took it down.

Nobody's right. Yeah. The filthy Frank video of him being like, I need. them Tim's name. And he did like that era of like kind like it's that era of like the filthy Frank era was a good time. Like that was one like it was I get why you had to rein it back a little bit. I don't because I think raining it back actually.

No, it led to it wrong now. But like I get why people companies are like, yo, this guy's saying Edward to a cake that's hair in it. This is crazy. The hair cake videos is an icon. That's an iconic piece of crazy. That video was vile. That was that was like.

I mean it was it was iconic in its. It was new jackass. Yeah. Yeah, it was. They kind of did, like, it's kind of, it is, I get why everybody, like, I get why everybody, like, guys, you had, like, you had, like, new, you had, like, the new jackass. Yeah. And then you just kind of didn't. I just think people had the own, because I think, I don't know, I think Joji was, like, always really in the music.

Yeah, I know. I know. I get it. Because, like, he made, like, pink guy albums. Like, they were ridiculous. And then, like, every, like, every, like, fifth song was, like, there's. Like, there's, like, real talent in this guy. No, you could tell.

You can tell. You know, I was like, what is this. I get it. But I look at those videos, like them eating the hair cake, them doing the twister, them doing like, them doing the Mario thing

where they set Chad on fire because he was wearing all that pestis or whatever the fuck. And I'm like, this is so cool. And you did it for like two years. Yeah. But sometimes that's all you think.

It burns that right. It burns that bright. The best stuff happens like that. Right. But it's like there's a new jackass movie out now. Now, which is fucking crazy.

But even that cast is rotating at this point. Right. I haven't even seen the same kind of guys. I haven't seen. Knoxville is still there. I saw Jackass 3 or whatever and I haven't seen any other. We saw the one before this one. The new one apparently is insane.

Yeah? There's a thing in the new one that apparently had people vomiting and shit. No, dude. In this new one? Yeah. The bear one in the last one was like, that's not funny. I was like, that was when I was like, this is not a joke. That's a real animal.

Well, it's also not a joke to set a fat Australian man on fire. I feel like what was it? Yes. It was probably like Jackass 2 or something when they threw a snake in with the band margera. Oh. When he was in like that. the big horse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they were like, oh, they tricked him and they threw a snake in there. And I was like, how is that funny? Like, he's like deathly afraid of snakes. That's, that's Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek. What that is, is that's white, white person humor. That's white, that's white, I'm kidding. I'm joking, we're being a little gay humor. It's funny for white people to experience things that get them close to death because they feel so safe on a daily basis.

Oh, I don't like to see that. I don't like to see that. I don't like. saying that, but then I'm like, I'm like, well, they have to emulate being stressed. Like, yeah, stress. Like, I think that's hysterical. I would absolutely kill the person.

Yeah, those are not. It would no longer be my friend. But it is funny. I would have to, after the fact, been like, I would look at the footage and I'd be like, this is funny. Good job. I'm leaving. Yeah, but they do that to me one time.

But you did it for the sake of the joke. I think that's the thing. It's like, you got to value the joke more than anything at that. You got to value like getting a good shot or like a hysterical take. And everyone's here like John Oliver's story. You know how that's that story that John Oliver has about like how he broke his nose on like a field? No. Like they did like a thing in the field for the daily show forever ago.

And he fell and broke his nose. And like they called in to never there. And the first question was like, is it on camera? Oh. And then the second question is like, is it funny? Got it. And then it was is he okay? Right.

In that order. You got to respect the joke I don't respect the joke that much I think something is like Is it like a joke more than your fucking friendship Years of friendship? I don't think I do respect to joke I don't think

I don't think hurting someone is ever funnier than like Like you can pull something that funny with me And if you can get me to laugh at the footage I'll be okay with it Yeah if I can laugh at it's one thing But I wouldn't put someone in a situation Where they would have to laugh at it That's how my brain works

Like every content house Sure It was like the bit is so much more important Than not only your safety But my dad is also molesting the friends that you invite over, you know, shit like that. You know, you got so elusive. But he's funny.

My dad's really charismatic when he's molesting everybody. Right, yeah. He can really control the room. That guy goes to every 10 year, 20 year reunion. Oh, yeah. He goes to the ones he's not invited to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes to other people's reunions.

He's just, yeah, the whole tool. He just puts on younger makeup like, oh, it's a prank. See, now the issue is like as a 40-year-old man. He takes off the fucking. Turns his hat backwards. Takes off the hairpiece. I'm going to fuck my daughter's friend prank. I'm actually his dad.

I'm taking finasteride. Hell yeah, dude. I don't know. I'm not that kind of person. I think, like, I do think pranks are funny. I just don't think I just don't think I'm the person. I can never, I feel like a prank we either go way too bad or way too good for me. You're lucky I was too frugal to get a wild animal involved in any of the videos we did.

That's insane. It really was just the cost of it. wild that's that's too far if someone could get hurt and it's like then then you're there with a dumbass oh man I didn't see that coming type shit it's like brother don't do that I get your medical bill

as long as the prank doesn't exceed like the group like so if we're all signed on and we all know some shit's gonna go down so be it and if the prank is between me and myself and I then whatever but if the prank breaks the perimeter if it breaks containment and starts to affect the people outside of me right

when I'm like this isn't a private anymore this is a fucking crime at this point We've never done that. With the Jalen and him being dead thing? Oh, well, that was... We did it before.

Yes, we did. That is true. We did it. That wasn't intentional. Shit, I forgot about calling to like... No. Jayla's mom called me.

Oh, my God. How did they find out? How did they find out? How did it? I don't remember... Because we don't once said anything. His sister called me.

It was like, Kingston. Where's my brother? And I was like... That's crazy that you did. I was like, You kept a straight face. I thought...

Guys, if I'm locked, in a blocked in. I don't understand. I don't understand why. You got Daniel Day Lewis over here. So the situation... I'm in there.

I'm in there. Okay. All right. Fair. Fair. If you tell me, hey, we're robbing a bank. I really need your help. Seriously, I'm robbing a bank.

I'll be like, are you... Like, can I... Like, what's the money problem looking like? Can I help you? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's bad.

It's like the... It's like the fucking Russian mob. Like, I really got to do this. And if you walk me through the plan and I deem the plan and I deem the plan to be enough, I'm with you. You're with you and you'll show up maybe a couple hours later. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm there, though. I'm there. I'm there. I'm with you. It's like really commit to getting shot in the face while you're there. The situation was, the situation was as I remember it. And it's been, I'm sure, there's an episode

where we talked about this where undoubtedly the details will be more accurate than they are going to be here. So cite that one. But the situation was a friend of our, Jalen, was at a girl's house and that girl was a friend of all of ours and she kicked him out out of the house as a joke? No, they were drinking and then her ex called and wanted a meet up

and so she kicked him out while he was drunk and made him drive home drunk and I said... Wait, it was just them hanging out? It was just them hanging out but then like, but then you know she's trying to get some or whatever and she was like leave but he was drunk already. Right, right right. She was like, well what the fuck and so he drove home

and so I remember being pissed off of that because it's like dude this is like my brother yeah like how are you doing it yeah stupid to do that but also just like to be put in that situation in the first place it really pissed me off so like i remember saying jokingly i didn't mean this but it's like we should if she calls you you shouldn't uh pick up or respond just pretend like you didn't make it home and then she'll feel really bad and then another friend of ours who i won't name was like yeah and then and he was like really gung-oh about it and then like it just spread as an idea and we kept it going for like a day

and then it broke and then it grew legs and and fucking ran off dude but I was never serious about it I just thought like it's the same thing that we do on this show or he's like oh isn't that insane Lamau that's funny right right I didn't think it would actually occur his mama is just a called me and I was like

yeah yeah but how did it so how did it uh get like did somebody post about it or anything no I'm sure that'd be crazy we post like a memorial no we I just see Jalen in a day. I hope he's all right. I think it was just a lack of information, right?

It was just a lack of information. Yeah, lack of you. Yeah, he didn't. And her conscience took in after her nuts. She was like, I sent someone to die. Yeah, yeah. It was, you know, it got really bad. As long as she felt bad.

And then I made fun of her about it. Everybody got really upset at me for it. I was just like, everybody was like. Maybe five or four was a bit much. No, it wasn't. No, that's crazy. That's crazy. You sent someone to die and now you're the person getting coddle.

Why? That is why because he was just like get out, go. Yeah. Because we were, because we were all playing a game. I agree. We were playing the game later that night. And you were like, you're being so mean. I was like, I'm being so mean.

You sent someone to die. How am I a bad person? You said that and we were all like playing like Udo or something. You were playing. She was there too. She came after this. Like, she's still a friend of all of ours. Yeah.

So like, again, it was just like, it was so soon after it happened. And then you were like, I'm the dickhead. You killed our friend. It's the. truth. I don't know. And she, it was like, that was one of the last moments

where I was like, I'm not going to retort back at full power. I'll retort back at 45% from that. Yeah, you were Vigita using your, your pinky.

I'm blowing up a planet with the wave of my hand. I'm like, I could have just said something. But so that was funny. She cried and they were like, hey, Kings, you should probably get out of here.

She cried because of that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds like guilt. Yeah, it is. Yeah. I understand.

It was, because she was really convinced. And so she, like, went through a period of morning basically. And then she, like, you know what I mean? So like, she's wrong to do that. But it was also like, we had, we already, we already litigated it. So you brought it up so soon. It was kind of like, relax a little bit. Listen, I, I, I didn't feel too bad, but I was also like,

I wouldn't have done that. I'm not a heartless person. I try not, I try not to be very mean to people, actually. But I feel like in that moment, y'all were being bitches. But I, I did go a little too hard. Starting a statement with I'm not a heartless person. And then in any wearing that sentence a butt No, no. There's a whole lot of copy on that, man. At times, at times, you gotta be a little,

you gotta be a little rough around edges, you know. Yeah. And I think her sending Jalen to a fiery death attemptively is pretty bad. And I made a joke back and everybody was like,

that's crazy. Less lear. It was like buoyed to leave. Like, it was like that kind of mean, but everybody was doing that to me. It didn't read like a joke though. Like you said it really angry.

No, I did it. I was laughing when I said it. You laughed after you said it. I said it Looked at her, it's our reaction I got you I got you As you were crying

You're like Oh you're crying You feel guilty about something bad Which you should be guilty for Let me I want to us Okay so after you said that How did everybody react

Everybody was like Oh that was me Kingston Oh so immediately people were like Salty and they weren't They didn't laugh at first No no people laugh We laughed People laugh

That's why she cried That's why she fucking crazy She cried because she got. She felt ganged up on it. Which I get. Which I get. Jalen laughed and I was like, if he can laugh at this, if the dead guy can laugh at this.

He didn't really die. He made his mingled cars. He's like a cut. Yo, dude, yeah. That family guy cut to him in the car. He's fucking died laughing. He's got that pose. Even the guy that went there to fuck her was laughing at it.

Oh, he was there too? Yeah. He laughed too. And I was like, this is funny, right? And I looked back for, like, reaction from humans, like a child. And when they do something, they're like, that's the whole casting crew. She should have been five. Yeah, it was a bit.

It was a bit hard. She got humiliated. I get it. Like, she cried. I remember feeling like that as a kid. I'm not trying to call her a kid, but I remember feeling like that one time when my teacher said something that, like, humiliated me. Yeah, the whole class last. And I'm like, damn, bro.

Teacher like, Derek, you're really fucking stupid. Like really stupid Honestly shut the fuck up Or just stop coming here I don't remember what I did But I was on timeout And I was like I wanted this is elementary school

When you were already in a timeout And they made fun of you Well she made fun she did She insulted injury She assaulted the wound Where I was on time out And then it was at the end of the day Where we usually play

Till our parents pick us up or whatever And I was like And I was like yo like when am I gonna be off When am I gonna be off? Like when are you gonna let me And then she fucking My step sister comes to pick me up And then my teacher was like, now you're off.

And I was like, wait, school is out, though. You were just, this was just like the tail end. It's the tail end is when you got to like, but she kept me on timeout. She wouldn't let me play or do shit. And then so everybody's having, everyone's having a good time. People are chilling. Dude, this is three decades of some change later. Oh, gosh.

Still in you. That shit, fuck. Because it was so fucked up. Like, she didn't need to do that to where like she just helped. She just purposely not let me play, which would have been one thing. But it was when she said, now you're off. When I'm like, you fucking cunt. Of course I'm off.

My sister's here to pick me up. And so, like, I was, like, there was people there. You know, it was a burn. Yeah. But why are you burning a kid? She's probably in her 30s. Hot as fuck, by the way. That sucks, man.

That sucks, dude. The only bully teachers I had were not attractive. That would have been a problem. That would probably result in a complex or something. I was going to say, give you like a weird kink. Like, you know. Oh, yeah. Now that one, yeah, that one, I just, I just, I just, I never wanted to bully a kid like that.

He's not healed. He's not healed. He's not. Well, I'm just, I'm just thinking of it in, from the perspective of, like, would I ever want to, like, bully a child that much? Of course. I'm not at the time. Of course. I talk down to him. No, that's fine. Pushing a kid.

I feel like his parents in front of him. That's good. I do everything. Everything. Every, every, the whole kid in Cabo. I could kill your dad. You could whisper to him. If I fuck could kill your dad.

Like a seven-year-old little flick on the head afterwards Flick him hard and knock him over The closest thing that I could remember The closest thing like that that I could remember It was not nearly as crazy as that Was I remember in like Catholic school We had like this really mean third grade teacher Or like I don't remember if she was our third grade teacher

Or she was just there But like I remember I have a very distinct memory of walking up to The teacher being like I was crying or something I was like something happened But I was like, Amanda called me short, and he was like, you are short. And I remember being like, oh, yeah.

I guess so. I mean, I can't really cry about that. I had those moments. That's why I don't draw because she made fun of one of my trees once really bad. And I was like, oh, shit. She was like, is this a fucking lollipop or a tree? She didn't say fucking. But he's like, this is a lollipop or a tree?

What the fuck is this case? And I was like, it's a tree. She was like, are you sure? This is like a tree at all? Like a freaking lollipop. Are you sure is crazy? She was like, are you sure? And I was like, yeah.

She was like, look at it. She was like, look. My dad's going to come pick me up. Are you sure? For you? Definitely not. But like he was like, I showed it. She was like, is this like a treat to you class?

And he were like, no. And I was just like. That's actually crazy. Wait a minute. This happened? New York City schools, man. No wonder you can't draw. That's why I gave up.

That's why I literally. I mean, that's just, I don't think I drew anything like genuinely between like maybe. Between like maybe second grade to like maybe senior in high school when I had to for art. Because I would have failed high school if I didn't finish an art class. So I was just like, can I not draw? I do a, I did a Liger, but I actually drew like a picture of a Liger. That was like my one art thing.

It really is crazy how little they gave a shit. But here's the thing is I'm on your side, obviously because I'm hearing the story from your side. And you're a kid, man. But the thing is, is were you also a total shit bag? Like were you literally such a pain in the ass that the teacher finally? got to the point where they were just like, you know what? At that period of time, I was not a shit head yet. I was a

complete piece of shit in school between 7th and 12th grade because that's when I would start laughing my ass off and fuck the whole class up. You would like fight them? No. Every day. Laugh in my ass off. That old reality. He said he was taking them out.

The imagery of you sitting. The Dung Night from Freakin' Night Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The shit out of everybody. The visual of a completely silent

class, you're all taking your test and you laugh. You just hear laughter and then it. You turn, you're just wailing on seats. So he takes two desks, one in each hand. Like, hold,

like, both of the mess. But I'm wearing death. It's like Dynasty Warriors? Like one uppercut? Like eight bodies fly up. They can bounce off the ceiling. No, I would just laugh and just,

I would just drop the class laughter and shit like that and maybe like dude we really can't stand too which laugh oh yeah which laugh my laugh which one i have one real laugh no this guy's a he's got like 700 that's crazy has anyone done like a laughing compilation yes i think so actually so then you know you're lying a few hours i it's okay it always gets to like it's a fever pitch it's like a bunch of like build up you have a load out there's drop out your there's different startups you know like it depends on what it's really, really, really funny, it always turns into the same laugh.

He has he-hees sometimes. He does. He has some he-his. You go he-he-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. And I'm like, I wanted to kill you the first time I heard it. I'm not even joking. It isn't really like, it's, it's a, I think it's why I hated you for solace. Because, like, your laugh feels fake. It feels like, but it's real. But, like,

it comes across, like, what is this guy pretending for? Why is he mocking me? Like, why is he pretending to it? It came across like you were pretending to enjoy yourself. It was just like, what in a dodges way to pretend? I'm just laughing, dude. Some people just hate joy, man. Don't let them, don't let them get to you.

I haven't laughed by Hartison in a little bit. I think the last time I really laughed my ass off was when my nephew fell down. He fell down in a way that was because he fell and he like he almost turned into a sonic ball. And I was like laugh at myself. Like he rolled up. Like it looked like it looked like he was trying to like buy. the middle of his spine with his own head. That's great.

And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? And I was laughing pretty hard from that. But I think I had the same laugh every time. So look at this. This is from, this says, I hope this is correct. It says this is from, this is a day for my birthday. So the 7th of March, 2019. And, uh, hold on.

Let me turn this bad boy up. What is this? You'll hear. Like a Furby. And I'm like, what the hell is that? First of all, crazy that you just had that. That's a pull. I got, so I, there, I, I don't have very many videos compared to photos.

It's like 40,000 pictures and probably like, a couple hundred videos. Is it all just pictures of, like. That's just his blackmail folder. There's all just pictures of like somebody, somebody jump roping with their penis or something. Oh, yeah, I do have a couple of those. I got hit up a lot about that fucking, Goku thing. That image is crazy. You put it at the end of our show.

I did, but I darkened it quite a bit. So I was like, I don't think the YouTube algorithm will be to tell what it is. He darkened the penis and Hulk. And it was the exact same. So as far as I remember, what is it? It's the Incredible Hulk jump. It's a drawing of the Incredible Hulk jump roping with his dick. Single drawing.

Single frame. Yeah, single frame. Just a drawing. And Goku is skewered on the penis. No, it's funnier than you think, I swear. I mean, sure, but what? Why? What's so funny about it is that, like, his shorts are all the way up.

His dick is just slightly out of his shorts. His shorts are all the way up. Not slightly. That's not slightly. His shirts are all the way up. I try to find the source. I can't find the source. Why? I can't find the source.

I found some, like, there's like a TikTok. This is before AI. Well. It is before AI. Someone drew that. See, we never needed AI. No, we didn't. No, no, no.

For the weird shit we got. Absolutely not. Look, I'm only enjoying, I'm having a silver lining right now because my AI, my algorithm, sorry, my algorithm on Instagram is curated to the dumbest, weirdest looking people just enjoying the fuck out of AI unironically. Okay. It's my silver lining where I'm like, I hate that this shit's being generated and there's people making money off it. Some of the things, that Viking hip hop thing. Yeah. Has a fuck ton of hits.

It makes me so sad. But I'm seeing, what's up? I found subtly racist AI shit. I put it into one of our group chats. Subtally racist? It's like the most, it's like a little girl. It's the wildest thing because I was like,

this looks weird. And then I was watching it. It was like this little kid where it's like showing your kid animals or a little black kid animals. And then it shows the black kid a gorilla and a black. And you can see the kid's face. It shifts in like a weird way. And I'm like, that's not how little kids look at things.

Not like that. And it said dad and it went over to the father. It was a black man. I was like, that's AI. And it's just subtly racist. What is going on? That's not subtly racist.

It's not really. What? That was it subtle. It's racist, but it's like, oh, a kid's just being innocent, you know, just saying what it looks like. It can be kind of dissuained from it being like straight up bigotry. And I was like, that's crazy. Literally. I've been seen that AI stand up or it's like some, like all the AI girls, they're all look the same. And she's like on stage with some people that look very stock.

And like somebody in the crowd is like setting her up perfectly. And it's like, oh, Lerbri. versus Chud kind of stuff and then it's also there's stuff like kind of propping up like whiteness in a way it's fake as shit I think I've seen that exact clip it's like a fake AI comedian

on stage it's like a blonde female like really hot woman and she's like the guy goes like fuck Evan Yusim and he goes and she goes like you Trump already did and it's like all this AI generated laughter in the day it's fucking very it's crazy I saw this clip they were

they were looking at the comment section and most of the people obviously thought was real like she's great i love her and then there was a guy that we're so good he was like this fucking sucks but he didn't even realize but he didn't know it was freaking fake that's like that's why we're so screwed yeah i was saying before too um i think we were talking about where it was like if any time you have to ask the question now it's become like one of the first questions you ask is oh is that real yeah yeah it's yeah it's happening that's now part of our vernacular yeah just the way we think when we hear information when we see a post from the white

bad. Or the news, the very first thing we think is, is that real? Dude, we're already done. Dude, I, yeah, it's, because I saw a thing today where I was like, that can't be, that can't be real. Where Trump said something about, did you see this? Where he was talking about, like, the Islamic Republic of Japan? No. This is real.

He mentions this. He's like, we shot 11, 100 missiles at the Islamic Republic of Japan. Cool. And, like, first of all, awesome concept. Cool. It's an awesome premise. I hate an Arab and like an Arab Gundam There's gonna be like a new fucking axes

To have to be fired You know what because he said it Someone's gonna fucking make it I feel like they always Like Arabian samurai If he says something stupid That's a drip right They're like oh we gotta actually make that a reality

So he doesn't sound stupid Yeah yeah It's like suddenly Arabian samurai is that's something That's amazing It's unstoppable It's got something there right That's unstoppable

A concept artist when he heard that was like Wait Let me type that into AI Yeah, let me type them to the clod. The immortals, the Persians and the fucking East, the Eastern, you know, 300, the Immortals. I think we got something there. I think, I think we have something there. Yeah.

We're gonna, I'm gonna run for something. Didn't we have something similar to where it's like an underwater samurai thing or something like that? We did have that. The water samurai with the diving. Yeah, what the fuck? Like the diving thing. That's like, that's cool. That's cool.

It's like the default kind of awesome. It's like that in Ninja, I guess. Yeah. Although the ninja's more understated. I think the dude in all black Yeah, because with Samra you get like the It's the ornate design of the arm

Like that's body enough for it to be really really cool Right It's like the pageantry of like all that armor And all that's Opposed the ninjas the vibe is more With people like it's more like the it's That's me I'm like the minimalist you know

Yeah Right The high love of those The minimalists When you're arguing about your house The minimalist house And you're like it's not I have things here

To be fair Before smoke There was there was less things. It was just less cluttered. Now there's just plants everywhere. Every room has plants. I don't mind it. It's nice. There's a sense of life. I mean, you've seen my house. My house is barely

me. I love your house. I think my house has personality. It has corners of you, of culture, things. Like, here's the comments. Here's the... If it was up to her, she'd burn all that shit. It'd be like, it'd be fucking, what do they call? The dumb ass teddy bear.

You got a nice place. It is. You got a sick of It's very clean. It's a very sterile environment. It looks kind of like, like, it's kind of like a display apartment. It looks like a place like an in-between, like if you're a businessman and you want to like transplant yourself. You didn't see it when I first was it. He saw it was, it was wow when I first was it. It looked like no one lived there. Oh.

It was really bad. So it looked like it was. No, now it has life. Now it has life in it. Before it was just like, because there were no pictures of any people. So it was just like things. I will say your fridge gives me the boat. Like when we're talking about like a business living space.

Your fridge absolutely screams that. It is unbelievably organized. That shit is crazy. That shit is crazy. It's got an 86 inch television. Can I be really? Yeah, you can go. Kingston's fridge has not only a TV on the front of it, which is insane.

He has these like designated, there's parts of the fridge that like can only be for certain things. So it's like there's like a water bottle track that feels. It feels like it's like only water bottles can go there. It feels very, like, it does feel like a business fridge. It's very much so. It's, it's legitimately organized it. It's, it, the organization is really, really handy. Sure.

It is really handy. But also, I think it doesn't have a lot of space because it's so specifically strict with how, like, how you have to organize it. The freezer probably is, dude, fucking, you've been there for Thanksgiving. Dude, Thanksgiving, it's, like, great. It's, it's not a big enough fridge for shit like that. Right. Just simply, it's not. So, like, Thanksgiving, we're like, genuinely, like, brinkings.

with stuff and I'm like dude this is bad and then we have to clean it obviously. You're just get Taco Bell for Thanksgiving. No way Yeah. You've been to Mount Thanksgiving before right? I don't think so. I'm pretty sure you have. If I have I just forgot. Because your wife bought food once. Did that really happen? Unless you just didn't come with your wife which is crazy.

That probably didn't happen. I mean maybe. Maybe leaves him If that happened to even tell him she just goes out comes back on a bunch of foods like what happened. Goodbye. That'd be a. I'm good with that man. If you will, I'm going to eat food with your Colored friends.

Farewill. Fear well. Does she call you comrade? No. No. No. She calls me horrible things. Yeah, my wife does too.

I get it. Talking about your girl? Yeah, of course. That's the default. Yeah, honestly. That's a male path. Talk about how much you hate your partner. Listen, before,

yeah, I guess now is the good time to get into some of the questions from our patrons over at Patreon.com slash your start. If you can go over there, you can ask questions, you can get your name right to the end of the show, all that crap. I skimmed through those questions. They thought we were having Mick Jagger on. It was a pretty, yeah, so a lot of the questions are.

I'll try. I'll try my best. A lot of the questions are Mick Jagger oriented. Sweet. It's all good. Where'd you get those moves from? I would track them down. I'd track them back.

You know, Mick Jagger is not a Mick. He's a Michael. So is Mick. the composer, Mick. Mick Gordon. Yeah, he's also a Michael. You're not a Michael? I'm not a fan.

I'm a Mick. What do you mean? I'm not a fan of people who you, no, Michaels can't use Mick. I'm not a fan of that. It stylizes the name. I get why someone would do it. Yeah, no.

I can say if someone would do it. I don't like that. It completely, there's something magical about, well, I'm stupid. It's just because of Mickey. But like, there's not, like, there's something magical. There's something magical?

Like, well, there's something special about it. It's, oh, hooh. Yeah. No, it's, ew, I don't like that. Is Mickey Mouse his name Michael Mouse? Ew, that would be gross. That would kill me. I'd be like, everything's a lie.

Everything's a lie. Is Mickey Mouse's real name Michael Mouse, Chris? Yeah, I think so. If his real name is Michael Mouse, I'm going to start generating AI content. I'm just, I'm done. Is it Michelangelo Mouse? Dude, have you seen these, like, fucking AI Seinfeld things on your timeline? No, not yet.

I saw what's his face? George? Yeah. George Costanza, but like hot. Yeah, they just glow. They did glow ups for all the Seinfeld characters. So they basically shaved his head entirely. He does look better.

Yeah. Would have done him a lot of favors, but also like, what do we do it? Did they do Kramer? They did all of them. There's a side, there's a. What do they do with Kramer? They did it black? They just know.

I was like he's not. I'm not going to Hitler youth fucking haircut. No, Jerry has the Hitler youth haircut. Oh, right, right, right. There's a thing I've seen actually lately. There's the thing I've actually seen lately, or lately I say that it's literally within like the last two hours of being here. But like it went from the Seinfeld glowups to now it's like cyberpunk. Like Cyberpunk 27 Seinfeld.

Oh. And it's called Cyberfeld. And they've got this entire like AI generated crap. What the fuck? Who's Admasher? Fucking Newman? I don't know. But Kramer is Johnny.

Kramer is Johnny. Mnemonic. Johnny Newman. Silverhand. Johnny Silverhand is essentially And George's fucking what's his name Tito or something? Who's Tito again?

No, it's not Tito. Jackie? Your best friend? I was thinking of the Mexican best friend and I defaulted to rocket power. Jackie Briggs Johnny. Have you seen those AI things where they like cast the Marvel characters

but it's a bunch of like actors from the 80s? It'll be like Kurt Russell as Captain America. Oh and it's just like forever shot of like Yeah, they'll do like that you know how to I hate that shit. Okay, I hate it, but some of the casting choices are fucking on.

No, yeah, I mean, it's like, damn, that was actually, that's really fucking solid. Yeah, Jim Malushi as fucking, fucking Scarlet Witch. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It would be fucking perfect. Chris Catan is Cratos. I forgot that guy was a person.

I know. I don't know why I remember that. I think Larry Bucci has Cratos would go fucking hard. Who the fuck is Larry Bucci, you fucking idiot? Larry Bucci. Larry Bucci? Yeah, you go Cardas Cratos

With his fucking crazy tea Don't it to be able to on the comments That's not Larry Bucci Gary? Gary? Gary Bucy Gary Bucy Oh my gosh Bucy Bucy

What is his name? Larry Bussy What do you say? Harry Bussy Harry Bussy is fucking Gradoes Dude that guy's fucked Is he still alive Gary Bucy?

Yeah I mean basically I think I know why you're asking Because there were all those photos of him When he looked like he was cracked out When he was like living on the street or something But he also just looks default cracked out.

He does that. He looks true. And he like had an accent or some shit. And then they took his brain out or something. Or a piece of it. I'm not even joking. He might have been talking. I'm not even joking.

I think he fucked his brain up. He might have had brain surgery. Actually, that's really? Yeah. Is that why he's always doing those videos close up for the phone? I don't want to be able to stare. Don't do that. Yeah.

It wouldn't be good for our show. Our image. Yeah, dude. Sorry. You're really tating yourself, but me. We've done it for so long. And it's like, I think the reason I haven't asked you to be honest, I was like, this is nothing but poison.

This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this is not, this is not, like, if, if we had a front nose of a politician, they'd be like, hey, go into that episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm running for office. I can't know, people can't know. I just feel like with sleepy cabin, everything else, like, I've ordered, like, anything, I don't feel like there's anything I could really say. That is valid. It's not going to be, yeah. Say, you know, I've made the mistakes I've made and, you know, whatever, like, yeah. At this point, I'm just going to tell the truth.

Man, shout out of sleepy cabin. That shit was, uh, I love that shit. I think the bar is pretty low now, dude. That is true. Like, I do, yeah, it is kind of one of those things where it's like, there's no, I don't even know how to describe it. Like, there's no real low that you can sing to that is too much now. Yeah.

So even people, I do think there was a point where, like, the bar was like absurd where like, it would just be like, really, like, this is what we're focusing on. But now it's like swung in the exact opposite direction where it's like, oh, we just don't care about, like, actual problem. That's kind of, I don't know about that, you know? You can just calibrate things correctly. regardless. We're going to get to some of these questions. Let's do.

Let's do it. Hassan's favorite programming YouTuber Michael Reeves wrote in. Oh! Yeah, it's the Michael Reeves, thanks. I love my Reeves. Yeah, it's a good thing that he definitely

watches. God bless. He hangs out in Burbank. Does it really? I think he was a video he did in smoke. Yeah, I think his address is actually 509.

I ran into him at a oh, what the fuck was it? Brothal? Brothal? No, it's not his son. Yeah, yeah. Because in that happen? It was like, I think he went brothel hopping in like Europe.

Brothal hopping. Yeah. Why not? I mean, I don't give a shit. It was just, people were just trying to be like, oh, what a fuck boy. And I'm like, look at them. I mean, yeah, it's clearly. Of course.

That's not a secret. You're not going on brothels on Seattle and Viagoram. Just absolutely wounding those women. And let you blend Seattle. You blend it together. Just go there. And just, Holy fuck.

Whoever is the most petite woman there and be like, ha ha. You're not going to work anymore. Anyone, anyone? I haven't tried

dick pills yet. Anyone? No. I'm gonna, like, not yet. Wait, dick pills? Yeah,

any, like, uh, the, Tadolafil and the other one says, the rhino pills are you talking? No, no, no, like, the actual,

come on Viagra and then Cialis. Any of those? Anybody? I never, I never tried any of that. I have. Oh,

yes. Oh, really? Yes. How, can you vouch for them? stuff like that. Yeah. Because if you're not careful, I do feel like it's kind of dangerous.

I, in all transparency, obviously, I've already opened up the bag, but I don't anymore. No. But there was a period of time when I was concerned about myself, and I thought it may have been because of the medicine I was taking for my balding and stuff like that. Way back when I took pro pisha, but it was pro-scar. It was like a different version of it. Okay. But that mess. You didn't take Ivermectin?

I don't know what that is God bless you for not knowing what that is I'm so envious That's amazing I love that you don't know Because that means you're just healthier Yeah I just So then I was taking like

Pennix ginseng And like all these things That were supposed to help with like That the truth is Being in a good relationship Resting a little bit more And smoked oysters Are insane

Smoked oysters A million Zillion percent I've actually referred it to a few of my friends And they've been like I get texts where they're like, whoa, buddy. What?

I've heard about that, but that's always sounded like the biggest bullshit to me. Can I say something? Can I say something? It might sound extremely, I'm going to say. I would have, I would rather have a dog twist my dick off than eat smoked oysters. You know what? It is a flavor and texture profile that not everyone is. That's a lot for me.

It's the texture one I can't do. Oh, yeah, you suck. No, yeah, they fuck the water. I feel like, I feel like I wouldn't, like, I'm in a relationship where I'm going to get married. No, I feel like I wouldn't use that stuff on my wife. You know, like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. You don't need it.

You don't need it. I feel like I just want to, like, break a piece off. Like, sometimes I have, I have, like, half allergy pillars. Oh, microdose, Seattle? Yeah. You could absolutely do it. That's what I'm talking about. If you wanted a crazy jail session when the lady's gone and you just want to go out.

You know what? That's crazy. Go ahead. Like, you have, you have your one yearly goons session. Listen, once the, the great purge of, uh, what's the porn hub? what's that happened those sessions are over because I had

links right there were some links that were just saved and then there was the great purge of Pornhub this was like early pandemic or something like that or before I don't remember when it happened

it was something like that oh I think it was before yeah I remember that because I synced my browser to my account and like I didn't realize that all the bookmarks would come and I was like

oh no and then I clicked through most of them they were gone. I was like, okay, good. I guess there was the reasoning behind any of the, it was the, it was the security thing. It was a, the, the, the above reason, what they said was there was too much, like, illegal content being uploaded and it was going to affect the bottom dollar of like, uh, the company banks were gonna, we're gonna withdraw. That's what they said. I don't know if that's actually true. But at the same time, I, I think it's, I think it literally was just like, it was partially, that was the moral just. It was, it was partially, that was the moral just. I think really what it is is like our stuff's being stolen. Oh, you know what I mean? Because there's, oh, I see. Because I know that I had links that were like Riley Reed, you know what I mean? Sure. And I was like, you're not, what they mean?

Nothing illegal about this. Like, you've been around. This is public domain. This is, yeah, your public. That's, you're public domain. That's fucking crazy. I live in such a small house. I just don't have the chance to do it anymore.

You just be brazen about it. I can't. She's going to come in a Chromecast it to the TV. You just lock the, You got to lock her out of the house. Lock the bedroom door, put my headphones on, and just ignore her. Gamestone, what are you doing? They just scream back of jacking off.

Let's go. Jack it off. That's it. But anyway, his last favorite programming, YouTube from Michael Reeves wrote in. Hi, Rice Pirate. I unfortunately don't know who you are, but happy to have you on. Why would you agree to this? What dirt do they have on you?

Oh. I like that. I like that question. I mean, at this point, I don't know. I don't know what dirt you guys have. They probably have a lot. I don't see you. Any dirt that there would be,

I feel like you guys would be... I don't know. I feel like I lost my car. So I'm embarrassed. Yeah. Thanks for that, by the way. Let's go to a massage parlor. Let me get some dirt.

I'll have something on it. You gotta make some dirt. No. We went to a massage parlor for Paul's thing. Oh, yeah, we did. Oh, in Vegas? I could never. I could never.

Oh, so was it like a real one? It didn't have any, like, it was. And the dude I had, I remember? I told you, he was this. Okay, I'm not trying to be mean. He was very great at his job.

Sure. But what happened was we showed up, and I think there was a few more of us than they anticipated. So they ended up calling in some people, you know. And these guys showed up, and we never really saw them. They just put us in the room, lay down, and then they, you know, the lights are low, and they come in, and they start a massage. You don't look up and go, you know, confirm the human. So anyways, we're doing this whole thing.

And after the massage, they leave. But then we're like, hey, we want to tip them. So then we're in the lobby. And I was like, oh, I'd love to tip the gentleman who gave me the massage. And I did recall while he was giving me the massage. He'd get down close and he was breathing on me a little bit. And it was a very, well, I think that just kind of happens. But it's something about it that was just a little off at the time.

And then I saw him, and I don't know what the condition is. And I don't know, like, if it's medical or if it was from an accident. I don't know. but he had like a swirl face I don't like the like the

like the it's like the Snapchat fucking filter if you if you swirled it and so like his nose like the way his nose was too

it was like so that's why the way he was breathing that's why it sounded that way and I also you can hear the swirl in the he was spiraling

I already know but then I realized that that was partially maybe why these people aren't at the front of the... Yeah, they're like the C tier. They're not at the reception. They call them in after the lights are down, you know, kind of thing? Hey, listen, I'm just saying objectively, that's what happened.

Right, right. Anyways, it was a great massage. I must have blacked this out because I got to say, like... I kept mentioning, I kept telling, I was very unnerved for a minute because it felt like I was looking at a creepy pasta for... It shocked me for a minute and then I had to hand him the money. What a stupid day, too, because we went... I was not terrible, sorry.

We went and got those miscarved. And then we immediately went to go play paintball. Yeah. And then I broke my back. Yeah. Because I thought I could slide. Oh, nice. Yeah, dude, as soon as they like blew the horn, I was like, yeah, I'm going to run and I'm going to hit the ground and I'm going to slide under like by this cover.

And as soon as they blew the whistle, I ran, ran, ran, ran. I ran. I press X. My body went down. My legs out from under my feet. And immediately I was like, ow. You fucking idiot. What the fuck?

Like before I hit the ground, I was like, no. And then I hit the ground and I shit. gathered into like million pieces of glass. Do it. Remember, I spent the rest of the time on the couch on my back. Yeah. And I couldn't get it in and out of the car. I did the same thing where I did, like, I did a barrel roll and it did not work.

It's like, I played too good. I did a year. I did a gear role. I can withstand it, but it was like that, that was a lot. That one and one. And I still got hit. It didn't even matter. But yeah, don't, we've known, we've done Mick, we've done Mick a long time at this point.

Like, when did I, when did we mean, like, like 2017, I think? probably it was definitely at least 2017 is when we started like hanging out but I feel like I may have crossed your bath a little earlier maybe maybe yeah um but yeah it was kind of a roll wind yeah it was a lot I met Mac in 2018 2018 20 2010 it was 16 year old me yeah 19 75 so he said I was 16 I don't remember man whatever fuck it just whatever no the thing that's that's weird it's funny and like this is this is this is just naturally happens, I guess, if you, if you're in certain spaces, where, like, because you had an animation a long time ago, like a Pac-Man animation, that I was like,

it would crack me the fuck up every time I said it was my header on Facebook for a while. It's like the weird-looking Pac-Man. And then, like, I remember like being at the Fantasia with you and being like, oh, wait, these are these people. This is weird. That is so weird. And now I don't care. That was like normal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I remember the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, the taxes song. Oh, yeah. And I was like, this is hilarious. Yeah, yeah.

There was little bits and pieces of history. Yeah, I've been in some weird projects kind of spread out across the internet. You've been everywhere. Some weird collabs, yeah, just kind of all over the place. There's stuff that we know your, I don't even know, like, I want to be very careful. Yeah, let's get another one in here.

Oh, penis de Franco. Nice. Penis de Franco wrote it. Very cool. As an artist who, okay, so as an artist who often fights himself struggling, with putting out energy for creative work. What are some neat tips and tricks for maintaining a constant workflow slash energy? Constant.

Constant. Forever. Caffeine forever. Constance a gutts a, that's a tough one right there. Yeah, you can't do constant. I'd say diversify. Diversifying where you put your energy, I think, helps a lot. Like if you were just trying to like brute force, you know, all of your ideas through one channel,

It can get clogged pretty easily. I think if you can dissipate that force into different things, even if it's like gardening or whatever, just hiking, fucking building a, being in a making music, whatever. I feel like if you can diversify your creative energy, it does open up more headspace for certain projects. So if I really want to work on Blood Sun Vendetta, my animated project,

a lot of times if I work on, it too long, I get a little bit clogged up. So I'll start working on something else. And then suddenly, I'm eager to go back to that. Right. I'm now more motivated. That makes sense. But the goal then is that I'm constantly doing something.

You know what I mean? Not just, you know, sitting there inert. Yeah. I know exactly what you mean. I'm going to be mold on my ass. I get it. I get you. You know what I'm going to be like.

A sandwich from the bellagio that costs $15. Yeah, yeah. God, Jesus. I bet they still have the same sandwiches there I bet it's the same exact sandwiches that were sitting on that shelf 100% They just paint They're all green

But they paint the sandwich onto the wrapper To make it look new Sounding the alarm But the alarm is just a big gay guy Oh I get it That's pretty cool What sound would they make Chris? Ouch

Well because sounding Out How would they make while being sounded Ow. Parentheses gay? I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Mick, he says,

Mick, remember to reach over with your foot and touch Kingston's foot. He loves it when people do that. Oh, he did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He loves it when people do that. In fact, it's guaranteed to make your friendship way stronger. If he does his hand at the exact same time, it's even better. Why?

Guys, I really don't. Make you my friend, I appreciate you. Please stop. He's got an erection. He's got an erection. He's pushing it down. He's arm. He's arm.

Oh, oh. Oh, my God. You really consider that as like a weird experience to have, like with a fret, like a body experience. If you were just like, hey, man, good game, dude. You did great. Yeah. And then all of a sudden you're like, you see it's just.

Bro. You're mad. The crazy thing about that is like noticing the change in that brief window of time. Like that much blood. Bloodless shot right to his clearly clown-sized dick. I think I would ignore it. I think I would ignore it to maintain our friendship. That's something that's so bothers something that I could probably be like.

But what if a tiny little Goku was stuck to it because he came out? Oh, I mean. He sees his dick and then he reveals it and it's the go-kuls. He's like, comey, homie. Oh, here's a no. We got a couple. They're pretty good. Oh,

Petto got to be the worst way to be filed. Brode in. Nice. He says, first time listener, a long-time question asker. What? Yeah.

Yeah. So with Mick on the pod, I think it's pointing to ask what do you guys think of the recent surge and successful indie slash indie animation slash online creatures finding semi-mainstream success? Digital Surrogate has been hotel,

etc. Do you think the trend has any legs? Do you think the trend has legs? Or will it only last until mainstream media stops being so overwhelming? shitty. Will mainstream media manage to ruin this too? Yeah, so I guess this is in the same vein of like smiling friends and all these other

things. Yeah. It's like it is kind of yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a huge thing that's happening right. Digital circus is huge. Yeah, I think they've carved out. They've carved out. I mean, literally, I think it's like the one, two, three combo punch, you know, between Viv's stuff, smiling friends, digital circus. I think it's become unignorable. I know that's not a word, but you get what I mean. Yeah, yeah. The industry is looking and scratching their head and same with Markiplier's Iron Lung and an obsession that came out and there was that other one too that came out backrooms all of them dude but I feel like these these are becoming more of the norm where the budgets are much more manageable and the results are garnering just I mean it's yeah I just feel like the mainstream media has been trying to shove everything through a formula they're going to learn all the wrong lessons like I feel like they're going to see a YouTuber make a move and they're going to be like, oh, we need a big, well, let's get Logan Paul to make a fucking, you know, whatever.

Of course. Shit like that. Like, they're all stupid like that. And they're always behind the curve. But I do think some of the platforms, too, are facilitating in this transition where, like, I believe when digital circus first came out and then it was on Netflix, they, the cool thing about it was that Netflix didn't own any of the digital circus. They were essentially, they just had the rights to show. on Netflix. And I feel like that model versus,

I'm not sure how Hasbin was initially, because I feel like Viv kind of broke the seal on some of that stuff. Because they're on Amazon now, right? Right, but I feel like they had a, whoever came in with the money had a higher stake in terms of like how it could be distributed. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Like who owns the rights to whatever. I could be dead wrong. I do believe that was kind of the deal. So I just feel like if more and more companies, um, platforms are willing to let artists cook and not be like, hey, we paid you money. Now you do what we want.

Instead, it's like, hey, you clearly know how to garner an audience and kick ass. Can we get a piece of that? It's like, sure. Go ahead. Yeah, I hope that's the direction of the way. Yeah, I hope it is. But yeah, I think it's definitely got legs big time. Yeah.

Churn. And kudos to all those guys fucking kicking ass. Yeah, it's awesome. It's really cool to see. I know Goose. Gooseworks. Yeah, gooseworks. I know they, they've commented on the show before, which is so funny.

That's a digital circus. Yeah. I thought we knew one or two of them. Yeah, I mean, we probably know all of them. Yeah, I mean, we probably know all of them. Really? Do we? You got like Jackie and Lyle over here?

Well, I know, I know. We're connected to a lot of these people. I know the, what you call it? But we know, obviously, the smiling friends crew, and we know the obviously. The spindle horse people. The spindle horse people. But I didn't know if we knew the digital circus people. I guess, I guess, Juice is really the only, the only one that I know for sure.

Knows us. So, I don't know. I don't know their team or whatever, but like, right. And I guess that's just, in terms of, I didn't know where they are. In terms of glitch, digital circuits is just one of their many. Oh, really? Yeah. They just had the Ross's thing, right?

Didn't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gameovers. Yeah. So. Gaslight districts. That was all that, man. Black of Daisy.

There's a, there's a whole bunch of crossover, though, between not only the artists, but the voice artists and some of the writers. Oh, for sure. I think for some of that stuff. Yeah. Chernigrog wrote in, this is exciting for me. I can't believe somebody brought this up. Hey, Mick, quick question for you.

Have you heard of the martial arts film Chocolate? If so, perhaps the Stark Boys would like to see a trailer of it. That is so crazy. We put it on. We've put it on. You showed me that. We're just at the house and he's just like, you guys want to see something crazy.

Do you know this? I've seen it independent of the... The tagline was she's got a special need to, was it a special need to kick ass? The kick ass. Yeah, it's about a special needs. Oh my God, the last kid. The last kid is crazy. But you know what's interesting is like that is actually,

I feel like chocolate is really just like an Asian precursor to the Ben Affleck movie where he plays the Angry Video Gamer. The, the one of the brothers, the Punisher and their assassins. Who? You didn't see the Ben Afflick assassination or the assassin movie? Oh, I forgot about that movie. It's not the... The accountant.

That's it. That's it. But he plays the English video being nerd essentially. If you see a side-by-side, they're identical. But he plays an autistic guy who becomes an assassin. Yeah. Because his dad was in the military and he just, he knows how to be, you know, it's autism powers. Like, hey, I can use it to kill people.

Yeah. Absolutely real. And, like, loud noises, and he stems, and he does all this kind of shit. Ben Affleck is an autistic assassin? Yeah. Correct. And there's two of them. What are you saying?

Chocolate is... I... I have seen the account. The movie's wild, but I think chocolate is... That final kid with the glasses... That shit is... The one that bar... Can you pull that up?

I really don't... I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never seen... Oh, you don't see... I've never seen... Next time... Okay, I'm about you guys over this weekend. We have to watch the movie.

It's that final, the final child that's the opponent against them, because they get their own. They go out there and they grab their own spectrum child, the fight. Yeah. And the last kid is something to be holg. I'm like, that's just disrespectful. Yeah. But that's a great call, call out.

The fact that that's brought up right now of all times is crazy. Have you ever tweeted anything about it? Have you ever tweeted anything about it or no? You ever said anything about it? I've never said anything about it. That's what I'm saying. It's like, what a coincidence then it. Because I feel like, I mean, we talk about martial arts movies, I guess, sometimes.

But it's not like, I wouldn't have expected that there. That's crazy. I love that. Unless he just knows your Asian and assumed. Maybe he'd slip down at some point. I don't recall. Just general area. May Sonic wrote it.

He says, hey, Mick, what's your most awkward slash funny voice role you've ever done? And why is it Hunt Down the Freeman? And it's not. That's not even close. Dude, Hunt Down the Freeman? I remember being, do you know about Hunt Down the Freeman? No, that like Indie was. Was it a game?

Hunt Down the Freeman. Was it a game or was it a... It was a game. So it was a game. It was a bunch of YouTubers' voice in it. I think Keenstar was in it. I got roped into that project through Colossal. Colossil is crazy.

He roped me into that project. And, yeah, Keenstar was in it. Bunting was in it. Pyracynical. Pyrocynical? Yeah, Pyrocynecine was in it. Dude, can I say something? I don't even care that it's bad.

because that's awesome. It's like the room or something. It is such a piece of history. It is like the fact that, and with respect, the fact that Bonte is in it, and I was not even considered, is fine. I'm sorry. That's hilarious.

It's really annoyed. Sears in it. What is it? Sears in it. Was scarce in it? I feel like a weird, it could have been. Like, I don't know.

It just came back for a second and disappeared again. It was great. I remember that. And they had to like pay taxes. Literally. All right. Lighter. There you guys.

cares here. He showed up for a genuinely maybe a video a year and a half ago. He literally vanished. He like, he I saw some, I think it was like he met Belle Delphine and died or something. Dude, that's the curse.

It is the curse. She's like a mad and she's like a human son at you. That's right. That happened to Lickl's face. Too mad. Too mad and literally died. Sadly, I mean, there's a few other people.

There's more? There's a couple. I don't remember. Yeah. I don't remember. I'm sure there's others. There is. There is.

That's crazy. Yeah, she's a real life fucking, uh, Siren, dude. It's the Sancho Medallion, man. She's like, it's the Sondichu Medallian walking around. She ate it. She ate the Sancho Medalli and now she's fucking, she eminates the power. It's just a part of her now.

Where's the medallion at? You know, like, is it the original? Now, does it have to be the original? I don't think so. I feel like any, even anything that emulates the medallion counts. I think the authenticity matters, but I think just a facsimile of it. Right. Amounds to like a certain amount of power.

Yeah. It's like a smaller, it's less potent, but I think it's there. I would never in a million, like, I'm not even superstitious. I would never wear that. I would never even draw one. No one. No, I'd never. Just don't even. I feel like they absorb negative energy in general, but the one that's the biggest draw,

like the biggest, you know, black hole of negative energy is the original one. Yeah. And the original one is clearly in space right now. There's that photo of that Nihahu wearing it. The weirdest role I would say is, do you guys remember ZonTan? Oh, man. No. Zon tan?

to make I'm aware cartoon grade hentai. Oh yeah way back when. They made that there's a very really famous video that I remember.

Oh, it was like a what the fuck was it? Oh, God damn it. It was like was it the one I don't know

the one because that's the one that I ended up voicing it. Oh, you voiced it? Yes. That's hysterical.

So I voiced in one of those and the funny thing was is that it was something that's smoke to him about and she said she gooned to that shit back in the day.

That's, So fucking that's quite a way. I don't need to cut that. I just put her on blast. Full circle. But yeah, full circle is it. That is a full circle moment. That is like a weird.

Like that's how she knew it was true. That's interesting. That was meant to be. That's crazy. That's terrifying. But also I get it. The closest I've ever had to a moment like that at all was, uh, I used to listen to this secular podcast.

So I still listen to it. It's called cognitive dissonance. And I called in in like 2012 or something because they were, I suggested, hey, why not do? They would play a bumper. before their next segments and it would be the Muslim called a prayer some dude just going off.

And I was like, I was like, y'all should do a competition and see who can do the best one. And like, so a bunch of people called in and did crazy shit and like, they actually made a competition. They gave me a shirt as just for making it. I didn't win because I did my own. And years later, I was talking to somebody about cognitive distance. Oh, I'm a big fan and shit.

And I was like, hey, you know about that fucking contest? They're like, yeah, I was like, that's fucking me. And they blew their mind because it was one of those things. Like it was another creator. Right. And it was like Peach something. I forgot her name. It was some Australian chick named Peach.

I don't know if you. Yeah. So on, but it was like this weird thing where I haven't heard of anyone else that listened to that podcast. And then she was like, that was fucking you. And I was like,

we just had this like, that's so funny moment. That's fun. I love that shit. We should do muscle call the prayer. Hey, everybody. Oh.

Everybody. Send voice memos of. Don't do that. Why not? Why not? That's fucking great. Don't waste your time and mine. Whose time is the waste of it?

Oh. I'm not getting it. Are you guys saying that the AI generated a Muslim called the prayer? I mean, if they want to. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Okay, okay. I feel like that's a, I feel like the.

Hold on that we're cooking, we're cooking. All of those guys in the, in the Instagram that I bump into, if they had an AI, AI generated Muslim called a prayer song. Let's do it. Let's dry up entire. Can we get communities in water? Oh, yes, we could. We could do anything we want.

We could do it. We could do anything. We put our white Dutch vandalay to sing it I like I like it a lot That would be good Muslim Dutch Oh no

I'm gonna Oh my bar or three Hello I can't I never telling When I lived in Malaysia The Muslim prayer Fucking cut off

Like it would always happen Like it would happen Several times today Right It happens in the morning It happens at night But I remember Specifically

I'd be watching X-Files And it would come up Halfway through X-Files And it would And then They would just play The next program So for four years

Oh I had access to the X-Files and I only knew the first half of every episode. That's crazy. I only had the setup. Like, I never knew how to do it. That's crazy. You never saw any of the aliens, any of the cryptids. You just know that like, they were figuring it out.

They were figuring it out. And you're like, dude, I'm missing. There was like a weird mold in a warehouse. And somebody started talking funny. And, yeah, there was a glowing light in a train station. But I never figured out where, like, any of the results. That is actually, it's a, to just have. the setup of the X-Files and nothing else is awesome.

It's a good show, man. I feel like I remember watching it and liking it, but I don't remember much about it. I know that the song is, the song used to scare me. It's creepy. It was like the Twilight Zone for me when I was a kid, when I was very, very young and Nick at Night was playing, like the Twilight Zone would start going. You'd see that eyeball or whatever coming towards you in the middle of screen. And I was like, ah!

Like, I watched too much television because it was like, Patty Duke, Mr. Ed, and then they did, like, the late, late night was going to be. Twilight Zone. And that's when I watched too much. I watched way too much growing up and I fucking hate that show. What'd you watch? I couldn't do it.

You watched Mr. Ed? I couldn't do it. I want you to really understand that I was raised by an ancient. My grandma's older than the civil rights. You know Mr. Ed? I know of it from like from. Hey, we can hate all of you. I don't.

I don't like the idea of Lyndon M. Johnson signing that thing. You know how they got him to talk? You know how they got him to talk? They put peanut butter In his guns or something I'm saying just torching him Workers act They've been working

You know You to work harder The idea of making Mr. Ed racist They're getting lazy Of course I don't like this Wholesome harder

That's insane You're gonna put them in our schools Oh You know that girl is still alive Isn't that crazy Which one? They missed the horse No the girl

The girl that went to the first The first girl The girl that was one of the first One of the first people Like I forgot her name Rosa something that that could be There's no way It's Rose.

Are you? I feel like there's too much of a coincidence That's too much of a coincidence I might be mixing up I forget Thank God you did that I think she has a flower I think she does have a flower name

Ramona Romona flowers That's crazy If I was black the whole time Yeah but she's still alive That's fucking crazy That she's like 90s

I mean it makes sense Yeah She's in the late 70s Oh yeah That makes sense Like my mom was born in six That's crazy. That's crazy.

I don't know. It's real bad reference. I don't have a mom. I don't understand. I don't understand their living dimensions. That's true. You have a dad, though. You have a dad, I'm sure.

He was born, like, when? What do you think your dad was born? Oh, that nigga was born? I don't know when that guy was born. 300 BC. My dad is at least... Old. Old than Samaria.

I don't know how... Older than Samaria? He's older than the Sumers? Yeah, definitely. He's got a... He's got a... by at least a couple centuries. He's dust.

He's just really useful. He's got really great. He's just, he's just, well, look, we got... Some of that old is just terrifying. Like, I've seen it all. Yeah, he's older than the first civilization.

He's not seen it all. It's terrifying. It's scary. Those guys were crazy. When nighttime was really scary, I was around. I was one of the things out there. The big cock theory wrote,

and he says, hello Michael lawyer and associates. Mick. do you give your blessing to these three stooges as the spiritual successor to the sleepy cabin, if not what needs to change? I mean, I don't feel like you guys are... We get that comment a lot.

We do get it a lot. Well, I don't know so much anymore, but like early on especially, we would get the comparisons a lot, which I don't know if I necessarily understood, but like I appreciated it. I get why. You guys cover like certain...

Like, you guys actually cover certain topics sometimes. I felt like Sleepy Cabin was more of just chaos. But, I mean, I would say only... plays is the closest thing to the spiritual successor. Yeah. Because you've got most of the guys there. But, I mean, I think you guys have a great... Dude, I have you guys in the house all the time.

Smoke guys are you guys there. It's always fun. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, no, no. Most of the time, though, it's us... Like, we'll hear one of you guys say something, especially Kingston, man. It's always correcting Kingston. You're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this thing.

Oh, yeah, this person definitely did this thing. And then we're like, that didn't happen. It's wrong person. I like lying about history. I like lying. You don't. You just really don't know. I just, how do you, how do you know?

Why are you pretending to be dishonest? How do you know? I'm lying maxi for the only. I can just be wrong instead of I'm lying. I would rather be, I would rather be a serial liar than just earnestly incorrect. I just, I love lying. I love, I love, I. What I do is I spread a misinformation on purpose.

I love deception. I love it. That is him. That is Chris. That's Chris is dead. I was going to say, that's kind of what you're going to say. You got that from his box. You're a constant mistrature.

It is your. Protégé. That is true. I don't know. Call me that. It's your protege. I'm a serial mistruther. I'm a serious... No, I would say nobody needs to be the the serial...

The spiritual... The spiritual successor to sleepy cats. Yeah, I think we're a lot of things. Yeah, you guys are the first... The issue... Although, you know what I do? What I will say is that I think the only reason we cover things or we talk about things in general is because

everything is now so unavoidable. I think it used to be Honestly if we're up to me It would be less about everything that's going on Like because I hate talking about it bothers the hell I mean it makes me earnestly angry But also It's that's the new pop culture now

You can't just talk about like I don't know You can't do a show where you just casually mention Like Britney Spears shaving her head or something Right That used to be the It used to be tabloid or whatever right He's like oh look at this silly thing that happened

Isn't that funny because now those celebrities are the political figures. Yeah. Like we don't even have any sexy mascots anymore, do we? What do you mean? Like before there was like there was There was definitely some talk about the Wendy's girl

back when their social media was popping. But then like the green M&M. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I just feel like there were these conversations that people had where it had nothing to do with like secret cabals of people and you know beef jerky, you know?

Or like I don't. don't know, or like the economy and gas prices and the straight-or-hormoos. It was like... I didn't even know what the straight-of-hormoos was for the longest time. I preferred that. That's good. And also, like... I don't know, man.

Like, the fact that there's like a thin... The fact that there's always this undercurrent of like... There's still that whole pedophile that we just kind of did that. Right. A million percent! There's just like a thin layer of like... Yay! It feels weird.

It's, um... I almost lost my... I almost had a middle breakdown last night. It was right before I went to bed. because like the the best time the best time I went to bed I was I was uh

you know brushing my teeth whatever doing my thing and I'm already kind of like fed up with all like that stuff the acting like Hanne McGregor didn't do what he did sweeping shit on the rug like they're sweeping all this stuff on the rug it's really upsetting me

and then uh so there's this internet sensation named Bow Daddy Harris um he's a Kentuckian and he sings really deep R&B he looks incredible gifted. Let's just put it that way.

He looks wrong. Okay. He looks less special needs. Got it. I can't tell if he's doing a bit, he's been doing it for over a decade. Okay. I can't tell.

But he sings horrible, but it's awesome. And I was like checking out his catalog on YouTube. And in the comments section, this one guy said, yo, it's crazy.

This guy's a registered sex offender and blah, blah. And I almost lost, I legitimately almost had a break down because I was like not a two Bow Daddy I was so Luckily I googled I actually look I found his real name maybe he Didn't know it was a complete lie that guy was trolling

That guy was trolling that's what sucks though is that at this point People just throw grenade into the audience and like even if it's a dud like it still does damage He does psychological damage He got what was that for he got what why it was for it was it was it reminded me of like you when you fuck with you fuck with people Right But it just it's fucked with me at the wrong time Because if I, if we weren't in this state and then I saw that, I would have been like, really? What the fuck?

And I would have looked into it. I'm like, oh, fucking idiot. Chris is like, oh, you didn't see the fourth Lord of the Rings movie? Oh, no. It was like all the shit they couldn't put in the first three. There was like, I'm asking that T.J. Smash guy where I like, he said something to me. And I can't remember what, but I quote tweeted him and I said, this guy had to rebranded Chages Day because he got caught like taking pictures of dogs' penises or something. And it got like, it got.

Way more lines than I thought. I don't know if that's exactly what I said. It was like something along those lines. Getting costly pictures of dogs pigeons is true. That is a life. Hey, that's your career. And I saw so many people be like, is this?

That's the movie we live in. Listen, listen, that's, if I saw that for that guy, if Bow Daddy was taking pictures of dog, I would be like, that's crazy, but I'm still going to listen.

I draw the line at like Oh you're your your your registered sex That's crazy I love the thing that the comment was That's crazy This guy's a registered Sanford He did it so casually

It was so fucking believable He also anecdotally was like Oh I showed this My friends from the same town It was like oh that I know that guy That's he set it up perfectly To where I immediately believed it I felt defeated

Or I'm like I can't enjoy anything anymore I know that guy He's a scrape paint chips off the bleachers with his front teeth. I would, I believe that. I'm trying to have a nervous. I want to show you this guy because you're like, I can't paint the picture. I'm trying to nervous breakdown on Max.

I haven't done it. I haven't had one yet. Oh, you want to? Yeah. I feel like I've never. Why don't you go just, just walk, watch a few documentaries on like Epstein or some shit? I've watched a documentary about, um, what was it? It was, uh, what are you angry?

No, this, this is a, this is a regular one. This is an upset one. I'm not even joking. Look it. I'm not going to show you him yet. I just want you to see what I was looking up. 15 hours ago. Brod Daddy Harris sex event

That's fun. Look at it. 15 hours ago. That's crazy. It's crazy how quickly that shit. People just lie. Yeah. For kicks.

Just for kids. I did it too. But I would never do that much of a series. What he looks like. Yo! That looks like a Japanese painting of a demon. Do you know what I'm talking about? I actually, I do see it.

I see it. I mean that does. I see it. Dang, dude. He called him an oni. Oh, my, fucking. I think it's just the lighting. Seeing someone and thinking immediately,

oh, Kuma is so interesting. You're just like, that's a raging demon. Oh, God. Oh, goodness. What are you playing? I want to. What are you listening?

Is this one of them? songs. Do you know Wesley Willis? I will bam his ass. I will bam his ace. What is that? You never see Wesley Willis? I don't think I know this one. Wesleyville. Rocking roll McDonald's.

Oh, that's a certified hood classic. Eat it, cheat his dick. Suck on a dirty, sloppy feathers penis. You don't ever heard any of these songs? Not that I missed that one. I think was great. That shit's not my Spotify playlist, actually.

I woke Birdman's ass. I will Batman's ass? Yeah. I saw him live at the knitting factory in New York. Shout out to... That's awesome. Here's the benefit of... What are you?

I got in? No, this guy's legit. There is... This guy's legit. We follow each other. Okay, right, right, right. The benefit, I never cared about having a lot of followers, but I started to realize, like, my Instagram has a lot of followers now.

I follow these people and they follow me back. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And I was like, oh. Is your way in? It's... She did songs with them. Yeah, I never, I never, I never, I never. dude. That's true, yeah. Oh, I did

do the, you saw that fucking, that fat German dude. Oh, see, no, no, no, no, no. I haven't. I've only heard that vocal stem a million times, because smoke now does it all the time, because apparently you do it, but now I've been doing it, and I don't even know what's a reference to. You don't even know what is a reference to? Yeah, I'll just be like sitting there like on my

computer like, me, me, me, dude, it's just his fat German man. Yeah, fat German black man. Yeah, I don't even know what it is. He's a pretty solid singer, man. There are videos and they're my favorite videos lately of have you seen the videos of the dude he's harassing the dude so like they'll start that video it's like and he'll play it as he passes

a guy in like a supermarket and then he'll do it again with the exact same beginning of the song and then he'll do it again later on and it's just basically like he's always passing this guy and always playing the beginning of dude and then eventually like sometimes they get hostile what do you do what are you fucking with me what's going on and sometimes they swing

sometimes they swing There was one where a guy ran at him and he, like, ran into, like, half another aisle and fell over, and he pointed him and laughed and laughed. And it's like, what? It's just rage-baiting civilians. It's my favorite. It's pretty fun. Is that the guy? This is a different guy.

This is Bo Daddy. I just want you to hear some Bo Daddy. How amazing he sounds. I'm not going to lie. Swing for the fences. You can clean that up to make it really cool. It's weirdly not bad. Yeah, the sound.

Here's the issue. It's not hurting my ears. It's definitely stupid, but it's not bad. There's some vibes in there, man. It's like, Oh, do you want to be a lady? That guy could definitely bring somebody home after karaoke night. Well, you know, the thing is, it's, I'm pretty sure it's a complete bit.

It's just there's a lot of things that make you think not because he's been doing it for so long. Like, just look at them. And then look at the girl he chooses to be in the video. Fair enough. it, you know? Like, you know, I see. Yeah. So, like, there's enough in there where I'm like, oh, he's definitely trolling, but he's

been doing it for, like I said, at least a decade. You know what reminds me of? It reminds you. This is kind of tragic. But there's always these videos. And I come across them like once every, like, three years. Where it's like, it'll be a guy and he's clearly special needs. And he's like, he's nailing it on guitar.

Yeah. He's just doing pretty good. Yeah. And then he'll sing it. And it's just like, oh. Oh. Like you're expecting You know what I mean?

Like the setup of just like the fact that he's got a guitar and he's recording You're like oh this is going to be like one of those things I was like oh it's just Susan Boyle Yeah You know I didn't expect such a beautiful voice And then it's just like It was Susan cooked That's not that

Susan Boiled There's one where they've boiled This disabled gentleman's playing basketball And he shoots the basketball All net and he does the look away Dap up to his homie And I'm like, that's fire. He did the Akuma look away and dab this homie up.

That's awesome. Oh, yeah. And I'm just like, dude, I don't know, man. I can't laugh at some like that quite as much I used to anymore. I'm like, they're just thriving, man. I see, yeah. They're just fucking chilling. I sent you all the, like, the actual, I was actually a little bit upset when I saw this

because this guy looks so disabled that I had to send it to you guys, of course, because I wanted you to be as upset. Like, I saw this guy. And it's a real person. And I was like, oh, no. But why are they shooting that video specifically? That has to be a big. There has to be something.

You don't. So here's the thing. That has to be a bit, though. I thought so. And I was like, look at he has an entire Instagram. He has an entire. It's his. What are we doing?

Guy. No, you just show the whole page. Show the whole page. What the shit? They're all the same. He's got like, this is how... Oh, now it's like... Oh, now I won't fucking...

That's got to be prosthetics. This is how you know it's real when there's like multiple. You're like, oh, shit. Fabio Luciani Chagas. That's a sick name. Uh-oh. Yeah, that's an Italian. They got some...

Things in the water in Italy. There's something going on over there. He looks like a lovecraft human, dude. He's drinking that fucking swamp water in fucking Venice. Do you remember during the pandemic when fucking Venice just come? Sinking? No, no, no. It looked like crystal clear.

Oh, did it were good? Oh, because nobody was going on. Yeah. I was just showing how filthy people are. I was like, beautiful. I was like, oh, my goodness. The air here was Christmas hell during COVID. It was animals were some of that.

Yeah. Bears were fighting people. Dude, you would have reminded me of, it reminded me of I am legend. Remember, like, the opening with Will Smith, like driving around? He's a lion. But there were coyotes and shit that were walking around downtown and stuff around here? That was crazy. Yeah, definitely caught a coyote and was like, I could eat you if I wanted to,

if I put it down and lay off. You put it down. Dude, the way they sound is crazy. They sound like babies fighting. Yes. Yeah. I got scared. I scared the shit to me, man.

Can they bark? They can't bark, right? I don't know, I don't know, actually. They can yell. They can be, yeah, they can yell. Yeah, maybe not. Are coyotes the ones that have babies of wolves or no, right? Those are, yeah, because coyotes can, foxes can't.

I don't know, man. Foxes are different. Enough. I can't possibly answer it. Yeah, I don't know. Wolves and dogs can have a baby, right? Yeah, they're the same thing. No, that's not my cooked baby.

What the fuck? So coyotes. Oh, yeah. Let's get these last. Let's get these last two. Let's get these last two. Let's get these last two. Polar bears.

Oh, no, I'm thinking of foxes is maybe. Yeah, what's up? Last two. Yeah, let's get these last two. Oh, hyenas. Hyenas. And then we'll do the names. The foxed of polar bear.

pipeline. Boys in my ass wrote it. He says for Mick. As a Jojo fan, what is your opinion on the way Netflix handled the episode of release schedule of Steel Ball Run? Look, they made it. This is an older question, but I mean, it's done

now. The joke was... It's a week ago. It's a week ago, the third one. Yeah. So they've actually remedied the situation. So essentially, everyone loves weekly Jojo because you get like Jojo Fridays and it was like a ritual thing that you could, you know, every week, you could gather around the screen and watch your

favorite episode and then talk about it for a week on Reddit or wherever your friends are on Twitter, which I think is the healthiest way to release any show, frankly. Sure. Is to do it on a weekly basis. But once it was on Netflix, they, with Part 6 specifically did batches. And they did weird, like two batches. They did like 70% of it in one batch. And then a couple months went by and they released like the rest of the episode.

It was just so bizarre. It was a really weird method. Yeah. And everyone was really mad. and we didn't want that anymore and everyone wrote Netflix and was like please don't do that again and so everyone assumed like hey Netflix when it comes

to Steel Ball Run this newest season there's no way they're going to do batches so then we were like okay is it going to be batches is it going to be weekly and they decided neither instead they dropped one episode months ago and then went to go get milk and cigarettes

that's crazy that was it they dropped one episode and effed off dude And then just recently they announced it's coming back. And once it lands, it will from that point on be weekly. So thank you Netflix for listening to the people. Please, we don't need to keep doing this. Just please keep doing that. Was that spiteful?

What did they? It seemed weird. It did seem bizarre. Like, why would you drop one episode? And it wasn't like a three-hour episode. It was like a normal episode. Here's an episode. The first episode, everyone got so hyped.

And then none. Never again. Months. And what's crazy is probably, I would argue, it's probably the most anticipated general season. Yeah. Which is crazy. That season, season seven is, part seven is like really good. And it was like, let's just not.

Yeah. But let's just not. You saw the memes, right? Like, all the fast food places were meming on it. Like, they were all, like, doing Johnny Joe Star memes and shit. It was like, a lot of people got in on the whole, like, steel ball run thing. So I'm glad that there was a little bit of pressure. And shout out to the team.

It looks awesome. It did look really, really good. Yeah. I mean, it's sick. Let me touch your balls one more time, please. I need to touch a golden ball so I can walk. Ooh. Let me touch your balls.

You're spinning golden ball. What do you think of Georgia? What do you think of Joder Lans? Jojo Lans? It's always impossible to tell until I feel like we get more of the story. A Rocky has this thing where it's like, especially in the beginning, he'll cook really, really hard. And then sometimes you're like, where's this going? Then characters start to like kind of like, story.

lines start to fizzle out and characters get forgotten. You're like, wait a minute. Where are we actually going with those? And then sometimes he'll bring it back and stick the landing. And other times it's like, nah, we're just going to wrap up. What you're going to wrap up? When do you feel like he hasn't stuck the landing? I do not think, look, I love a lot of dojolean, but especially at the beginning.

I think there's a ton of great setup. I just think it ends really. I don't even have a problem with the final antagonist. I just don't love how it was wrapped. up. It's definitely rushed and kind of weird. No, no, no, no, Joelian. So part eight. Between Steel Ball and JojoLands, you got JojoLand. I've only read, like, maybe the first, like, five or six chapters of part eight, so I'm behind.

Jojolian has the two times two balls meme. What? Because it's two humans mashed into one, and so he has two sets of testicles. Is this real? You've never, you've never watched Jojo, huh? Absolute cinema. I saw the first episode where he knees a dog and the fucking neck or something.

That was Dio. Goaded. My king. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. No. Not only did he do that to the doggy, then put it in an oven.

Put an oven. That's crazy. It made the bubble cooking by mistake. And he was like, brother, I didn't know. I didn't know. It's just fucking insane. It's really awesome. I love it.

All right. Last one. Go barrel into some bitches rode in. It says, hey, rice pirate, what are you playing? Oh, man. You're like, you're big on Souls. I know that. I recommended you Lise of P

When I had played like 10 minutes of it I don't know I think Mick would like this That's not the only game There's actually several games Where you're like Yeah I think this is a pretty good game

And then like Four hours later I'm like trying to beat Yeah you're glad You've platinum did or something How the fuck did you do this I was like bro you got to play this game It took me a lot

I don't know man And I was like you gotta play it Trust me it's good It's great And then he was like Dude I'm stressed now I'm thinking like every life choice is a role And I'm like I knew it

That's what happens, man. I will say I really hate Baldosgate 3 when they have like a large map and there's like 20 different things. Oh, you're over on this shit. Like you could literally go take a dump and cook some eggs by the time the turn is over. Because like they're like constantly, they think before they do things. And like, I'm like, can we get better AI on this thing? Dude, can we fund AI finally? I've definitely walked the way to die.

Like real AI. Like really? Like real AI. Like they walked away and die. They walked away and die. Bro. It's like, all right. It's going.

Playing on. I have a trainer on. I was going to play on PC and I just speed it up. Oh. See, I got it on consoles. I'm kind of... Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it. I'm watching.

I'm playing Diablo 3 because I got the switch to while I was waiting for Star Fox and then I hadn't played Diablo 2 or three. I skipped. I wasn't around for those. Oh, you never played 2. I mean, I played Diablo 1 and then I went to like college or some shit. I forgot what happened. Life happened. And I didn't have any of the other ones.

Three is good. There is a good console game particularly. Yeah, I mean, and I just kind of got locked in. But the thing is it's all leaderboards now. So, like, I'm just pushing riffs. You know. Oh, God, I sound like such a nerd. Anyways.

But I think I'm almost done with it. Because after a while, there's always so much loot chasing you can do and character maxing. Yeah. Stap maxing. And then it's just like, what am I? You go to four next? I'm a cartoon to animate. Yeah.

What am I fucking do here? That's kind of an issue. But I do want to play Duskblood when that comes out. Oh. Oh, yeah. That's why you got the Switch too, right? Yes. Well, that in.

Star Fox. I believe in Nintendo. I do think with all the shit going on I feel like Nintendo's going to have a new resurgence I'm excited And I've never

They're in the best The show for a while You know Yeah I mean I had the switch And I used it for a little bit They're in the best Like everybody seems All the other ones seem to be taken

Loss after loss Yeah Deggulous I don't They just did you see that they just laid off today They let more layoffs today They're also they laid off 75% of id Bro

The Doom guys What? Like it's just like I don't even know what the fuck. Did they say why? Money? I mean, I guess so, but I don't want to take up.

I like to hear what their budget is. I don't want to take a pickup. So you've got to not eat. Dude, meanwhile, Nintendo gave that 10% boost to their employees. Yeah, because fucking, yeah, West versus East fucking companies. And in terms of like, and I do feel like with consoles, like the Xbox and the PS, the PlayStation, I do feel like them going digital, does. open up Nintendo because they've always had a more like tactile audience I feel like in terms of actual accessories

the ameboes or the this that and I feel like Japan is like that in general like Japan's very still big into physical media So I do feel like they're going to hold on to that market at least for a bit I mean they may go digital one day too but I feel like they're going to try to hold on and be in their own lane well they got the cartridge thing going yeah for switch still yeah but they did they they they they're doing key cards now. They are doing key cards.

They also, yeah. I am happy that you're optimistic. I am not in any way. I think that's not going to fall, but I think they're going to fall too. I agree with that, yeah. I guess my thing is I'm optimistic for the system only because I feel like it has legs that I'm curious what happens. You know when a console goes through its life cycle.

Like in the beginning when it first comes out, there might be a few bangers, but the truth is no one's really untapped like all its potential. And then as it goes on, as years go on, you start to like really be able to really make this sucker sing. And I feel like with the steam, what's it called the steam machine being over a grand, I think the PlayStation eventually is going to be over a grand. Yeah. It's clocking close to that next PlayStation is going to. I fucking can't. I cannot understand.

Do we even think Microsoft is going to come out with another console, another generation? Microsoft's up in the air right now. Right. So what's left is Nintendo. And I just feel like at a $500 price point, they're going to bring in new blood. And hopefully if they can keep the joy alive in their games, I do think, like the whimsy. Because I do feel like that's what they can. That's the one thing I feel like they can hold on.

Yeah, the second they announce a proper Mario, it's over. They're going to get it with a lot of people. I just feel like some of the stuff. They got a lot of likes. They have the, they have the most dedicated fan base by far. They have the most notable IPs. Like what happens of the new smash drops?

Oh yeah. Like, what happens of a new Mario drops? Yeah, it'll be a big deal. They're going to be bringing back. I was thinking I might just grab one because I'm at this point, at this point I'm like,

fuck man, everything's getting, it's going to just shoot up now. Would you want to play Majora's mask in the new Switch 2? I would play Akrona. I've never played Akronaena of Time. So you would play, see, right. So I'm saying like already, there's some bangers lined up here

and especially if they're going to rejuvenate certain series with like these remakes or whatever they're doing I just I feel like the Switch 2 could have a good run I hope so that's my hope yeah I think with the way Microsoft and Sony have explicitly shat the fucking bad the Nintendo is the one even for me

like I'm I've shown Nintendo a lot because I feel like when it comes to Pokemon is just for that that one and that's not Nintendo exactly that Nintendo a game free sure is this about money for that particular wrench that is just like we all we care about is money we don't really give a fuck about how we like design the game put things out for you right but

the other side of like them doing the remakes and like re-creating games I think they have a way better place to exist right there and did you see the pricing what they did with Star Fox no so it was 60 for the cartridge or the thingy but it was 50 digital

smart so like they have like I don't know I just feel like that's kind of an interesting way of varying things up. It's crazy that that isn't already how it... Yeah, you think it would be, would it? I haven't bought physical media in a while, and I think I should start.

Like, the games I really love, I'm going to get, like, physical copies of. Like, I was trying to... But I don't have a disc drive for my PC. Well, there's no reason to get a physical PC game. So what I'm, so I got the, I'm getting, the las thing. I bought one of those. What did you just say to me? The Las? It's like a... It's like, it's like a... You know what he's saying?

No. It's like a thing where you can properly put your PC games on this. Alasding. Alas. It's called that las. I said the last thing, by mistake. That's the words I use. Alas, L-A-Z.

I think you're lying. That sounds like some Italian architectural thing that hangs on a lot. Can you pull it up on your phone? I really can't. I genuinely can't. So it's like a disson. It's something that burns things on the discs. So a burner.

This is a dis burner? Effectively, yeah, but it's called a Las. I watched the guy like a Puerto Rican content creator. I was talking about like how much he loves, like, physical media. And he told him, hey, should really buy one of these. If you want to, like, not. not get fucked But that's for PC games, right?

And I guess presumably GOG Oh, it's up without DRM So if they ever discontinue it You still have it, got it Yeah, about what about this? How is this a thing? It's the fucking debate.

How are we debating this? About the fucking game. Give me the fucking game. The fact that there's no ownership is the problem. I think like, like if you went digital, it's like, all right, cool. Will I be able to get ownership of the games I buy?

No. Say yes. Then it's like, all right, fine. No one's going to be mad at you. But the fact they're saying no. The three year fucking thing, then you see that thing? The fucking like,

If you just don't sign it for X amount of time, they can revoke certain games. Oh, so they'll start the process of deleting your account. So if you're 36 months, if you haven't logged into your PlayStation account, they can start the process of deleting your account. Oh, do they now? Yeah, so that's what they're going to implement now. It's just, you know, they're doing a lot of things that are just not user-friendly.

If you're on your shelf, you just happen to have a Game Boy, a normal Game Boy, and you had like five or six games, you know? And you didn't play it for three years and it just vanished. It vanished. It's just synagreys. Some dude in the suit comes in. He's like, ah. Sorry, you haven't used it in a while.

The taker comes. He's like, hey, I'm here. I'm here to take. I'm going to take. I'm a take using me. Look, man, nobody's, there's no regulations. Especially with, you know, the administration we have now, like, you can do a lot more because who's going to. Yeah, the CFPB is gone.

Yeah, like who's going to regulate this shit. So that's kind of the thing. Do you see the movie, Repo Man? With Forrest Whitaker and, uh, what did the Jude Law? Mm-hmm. Do you know what I'm talking about? I didn't see that. Essentially, it was in the future, you, if you ever needed an organ transplant, they'd give you like this high-tech organ.

They'd do the transplant. However, you're now kind of like, you'd sign a contract and you'd owe them a lot of money. So you'd have to do jobs for them to earn credits in order to pay the bills and all that kind of shit. But if you ever ran out of money or you couldn't pay them, they would take it back. And so these are the repo men. Forrest Whitaker or Jude Law, their job was to go and find people who'd be. defaulted on their payments and retrieve the organs from these people. But it just makes me think of like when I think of the Tesla and how you can buy a Tesla

and out of the factory, it's capable of doing all stuff. Oh yeah, like the heat. However, you have to have a subscription for heat of seats. You have to pay in order for it to do those things. And I am curious in the future, if people were to ever get like electronic or or some type of augmented technological organ that they're going to try this fucking payment plan. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, certainly they want.

1,000% They'll just turn you off if you all pay. These conspiracy theories have already The one thing that they've been crying about a bunch And I'm like, well, they're right, if it ever happens, they're like, oh, having a microchip installed into you that's like, oh, this is like your passport, this is your banking.

People are already doing this, by the way. And then it's like, okay, then they can just turn it off and then you can't participate in society anymore. Arguably, though. Arguably, if they can, yes, they could do that, but they could also, and they would. If you had like a bad social score or something, if you said something bad about the president

or if they scraped your social media profile and you made any threats or whatever, they could just be like, oh, you, nope, just turn it off. To me, I'm like, I don't want to go any further than the phone. The phone's already like arguably too far. Yeah. But like, the thing, though, is that they're already tracking everything.

That's what I mean. So like, at least I can just smash this thing. And then, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm inside of you? But then everybody else's phone is tracking you. And so my whole thing is like, Even if I had a chip, right? You're like, oh, a chip is dystopian, right?

But the truth is, the chip is doing something that everything is already doing. It sounds very defeatist to be like, oh, are you going to get the chip? It's like it's convenient. Might as well. Because the alternative is, no, fuck that. I'm going to resist. And it's like, but why? Like, you're being tracked by everything.

I know what you mean. Yeah. I know what I mean? I don't want to be invaded at least. That's the only one of being. Yeah, but you are. Everything. Well, it's like, there was some story about some lady who got a.

arrested because there was like flock cameras picked her up in certain areas at a certain time but like it was just complete it was just not accurate I can't remember what it was like it was like you drove by this place at this time

and it's around the time that this happened so you did it and it was like well no and she had to go find other security footage of her somewhere cameras yeah she had to go find like ring cameras of her like in a different place at the time in order to get arrested. But she got arrested already. So at the very least you could argue, Oh my God. At the very least you could argue with the chip at least, it's like, at least I'm being tracked always. So there's like, you know what I mean, which is sad that that's like, yeah, it's, I don't know.

Look, they know what's on the computer. They know what I'm saying on the phone? That's kind of why I didn't mind. That's kind of I didn't mind having like the Alexa thing. He's like, all the Alexa can do is prove that I, that I'm home. Or the fucking Prego. The pasta sauce is listening now. Oh, did you know about this? The pasta sauce. the sauce thing? No, what are you talking about? Dude, did I tell you show you this? No. So Prego, this is awesome. Prago, the company that makes all the sauce. The cheap sauce.

The cheap sauce. Yeah, I don't know what buys it. They fucking... Yeah, who the fuck buys Prangelo? The... The drink seam of the... There's a... They made a fucking puck, like a disc,

that sits on your... on your dining room table that records your conversations. What a crossover. Yeah. What a crossover. Why? So you can cherish your dinner conversations forever. So you're sitting around at the dinner table.

Everyone's telling your stories about how Uncle So and So fell off whatever and became an alcoholic and died. All that kind of stuff. But you can capture it all on this prego puck. Prego means you're welcome, I think. Yes. Probably something like that. You're welcome, right? Yeah.

It's great. Anyway. Anyway, everything's great. We're going to get, we're going to read our $25 on a patrons now. Get the fuck out of you. I'm so fucking happy. I love it here, man. Remember, you can go to Patreon.

It's a dark time. Get your name read at the end of the show as well. This is always a very tedious process. So consider it really. As an audience member, I like it. This is insane. That's good. I hope so, because, like, I delode everything about it.

I guess that adds to it. Yes, it does. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, so thanks again. Your misery is our internet. Yeah, I guess so. I am.

I'm dyslexic, too, this is really hard. Anyway. Anyway, count me down. Three, two, one. Netflix's Devil May Cry makes me want to kill myself. That's crazy. There's two of them. That's so...

Just watch something else, brother Jesus. Just change the channel. You control the buttons you press, dude. I'm so sad. Read Sleeper Cell Man on Global Comics and Newgrounds. This is something that people have been doing that they've been paying for ad space with the $25. Nice. I get it.

Smart. Mayo Monkey, Eric Light Skin Man, aka some mixed guy. Chris should be played. played by Elliot Page. Just give him two lifts and a prosthetic chin. That could be a good cast. Elliot Page comes up a lot in your podcast, by the way. Does she?

In this particular setting, I feel like I hear this a lot. I hear Elliot Page a lot. Probably. Or do they? Do they? Somebody likes Elliot Page a lot. Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's just him? Are you allowed to call? I'm just tired now. I just don't address these people now. If you watch a movie when they're the other gender, do you call them by? Which name in by which genuine? I feel like they would have no problem

What however you address them in that moment. I think you would not saying they, but I'm saying at any moment, like at that point, if you're referring to Ellie Page, right, they're not going to mind, Elliott Page is not going to mind

how you refer to them at any instance. It's like obviously, just like a confusing colloquial moment. Sure. So like, I don't know. Every transverse I've ever met in my life, if I make a mistake, they're like,

they correct me and then that's it. The thing to me, though, that like, yeah, I don't know. I think... And I'm not trying to do some kind of like... No, I know, you're not doing it. Like, weaponized, like, incompetence.

Like, oh, what do I call them? You know, like, I just... Yeah. Like, there are certain circumstances that I'm not... I don't know either. I can say that, though, like, if... Hypothetically, I don't know what this is like. But if I were to transition,

I think it'd be kind of cool to have a point in time where I'm like, I transformed. You know what I mean? So that was... Oh, right. You know what I mean? Like, this is a... This is a...

Pikachu. I'm Ritu now. Got it. You know what I mean? But, like, that's a video of me is Pikachu. You know what I mean? Right. Like, I don't know.

I think that's kind of cool. You have different versions of you. Yeah. I mean, yes. You're gay. I don't think so. You know, he thinks. I don't think so.

I don't know. There's a lot of wonder in this world, man. I can just, we can't know. I ask myself every day. I still don't have an answer. I don't have any day. I ask yourself every day. Just genuinely not knowing.

After questioning it deeply. It's a bit crazier. Pinas butter. Shivian Schlichter. or Shivian Schlicker? Something about that. I don't like that at all. It almost makes you feel like I don't like being on camera for some of these.

The backrooms, but King Dad, bites out Sweeney's throat. It's okay to be racist to Batarians? What's a Batarian? Is that like a Battlestar Galactic thing? Or something like that? Baterian? No, no, I think that's the aliens with the... They have like the... I think they have either four or six eyes that are vertical.

The Batarians from Mass Effect. Oh! I don't remember them that much. And there's, there's, they're like the pirates. They got fucked over really bad. They got fucked over really bad.

Did you hear him, by the way? He said, Derek is absolutely right. He googled. He looked at it. He fact-checked you. I was already looking it up. Oh, it's good.

It's great. I could have been wrong. How dare you question is, I didn't question. In fact, I solidified he was right. There is a batarianist guy. There's a, Bertarian, when you go to Omega, when you go to Omega, you know, Omega, do you remember Omega?

Refresh me? It's where you get Archangel for the time. Yes, okay, yes. Yeah, there's one there's one there's one there's one there's one there's one there's There's one of the guards and he's talking to a guy and the guy's and the guy's name is Fargett. He says Fargett. I'm like, I think you're at. No, my.

Was he the one in blue? I think it was in the one in blue, right? I mean, probably. There was a blue. There was a guy. He dies, I'm pretty sure. The, what you go on. There's like, this is.

Someone gets shot in that sequence. As a professional writer, you have to know what you're doing linguistically. Dude, it's like George Lucas, doing somebody, let's everybody. Never mind. Oh, never mind. He's like, we almost

made to the finish line. The great unwashed. You all went to high school. I went to school by. That's cool. Good job. Spud. It's fucking did Atlantic. It sucks. It's funny.

All right. You were, You don't believe that because you didn't even make a sound. I laughed, though. It made me laugh. Internally? Yeah. He went.

He meditated his laugh. Inside. You guys still with a laugh, man. My laugh's a regular. All right. I can't, dude, I can't trash on your laugh. My laugh is trash. Initiating.

Laf sequence number three. I'm Dave Rubin. I'm Dave Rubin, the helicopter. I know Dave Rubin. I'm Dave Rubin the pilot. Deep inside of you. Noob. sailboat is the only Tony

Snell is the Tony Snell You said sailboat What is it say? What does it say? Sibot. Oh wow. Noob sailboat! He said noobo.

Yes. Dude. I'm just like saying. I want to see that. I was the only, I was, I was so confused that I didn't get it. I was wrong. I wouldn't have known, but I saw on the corner. It says, dude, if you were in Pirates of the Caribbean, you were being chased by the black

Pearl or the noob sailboat. Both of them. Very dangerous. Listen, I'm gonna pitch this. Dude, that thing just like vanishes, you know? And then like, comes out of the ground. I'm pitching this.

There's literally nothing less threatening than a noob sailboat. This is the noobs. It's like you're not a professional, and this is the least threatening vessel you're going to possibly chosen. You're at the will, the whim of the. I hope Tobias Boone listens to your, your pod.

That'd be insane. And that he names a boat. the noob sailboat and that he invites you guys on that boat I can't believe I ran it that way That was awesome I love nobs sidebar He's one of my favorite characters

He is what they did with that I love because you know It's one of those things It's like the show You say a bunch of bullshit And then you make lore afterwards Yes And I love it

I love that like Oh it's Behan That's fucking cool shit I like I like And even just like how you'd unlock things Just like the weird ways Like the weird like

things that you'd have to do the order of operations to unlock certain characters To get him a deception, it was ridiculous. You had to do something stupid to get him in a... Or you had to fight him and he was like, dude, you just constantly feel like... Think you had to have sex with him Naga or something. Twice.

I loved On Naga, man. I wanted to be him so bad when I was little and it's never... He was a piece of shit, man. What do you mean? He's cool. It was cool to me. Can you imagine, like, trolling someone their entire life to get you? I guess it makes sense to unlock you to come back.

But like... Fikiko has to be... This most fucked up life, that's, it still bothers me. Like, you think about, this thing is, his, what, can you imagine your entire life you think you're doing the right thing and there's unlocking this fucked up evil God? Oh, great. Sorry, guys. I didn't feel about him after shit go at all.

I was like, ha-ha, let's get the dragons. Let's get the dragon. The dumb slut suggests everybody get dumb and slutty to. Lepreconer McGram. McGram. McGram and the philosopher's rave accusation. That's right. I guess an adjudicated rapist.

He is an adjudicated rapist. And the evidence is over. I'm just mad they didn't go criminal, but it's just slam dunk. It is crazy that he was just on Jimmy Fallon. Do you do you feel like that's why he's such good friends with Trump? That he feels like, well,

I'm going to try to be an asshole. He would get. It's kind of regret your friends with trial. I don't even know. I would imagine so. He's on good terms with him? I have, I'm not.

He loves him quite much. I'm sure he's very happy that like, because he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

he's, see fans gross. Right. And, uh, yeah. Well, I, you know, I, I imagine so. You know, there's certain people try to get close to the, to the office, to the president. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Elon Musk, literally. Right. Yeah. I, I, I, this part of it where it's like, I don't blame you necessarily because it's a smart thing to do, but like, also you have no scruples. Right. You know what I mean?

Uh, cold brew king, alpha V, naming, naming my pets like the covenant names their ships. That's insane. Fire names. That's fucking wild. Truth and reconciliation. It's time for dinner. Oh. Shadow of intent.

It's time to go potty. Fucking dudes in my 2021 Toyota Tacoma. That makes sense. Logert. Logert Yogurt's bucket of probiotic brogert. Yeah. Brought to you by the retardz ink. Grace swapping Dave Rubin in the Grifter documentary.

What does that mean? Like casting him is like a different, like the opposite? opposite? Cassing? I don't think I understand. Perpentia is my goat. Mr. Berry. My name

my name Quis Gacom and I love you. That's cool. Yeah, he said I love you out loud, fucking idiot. Go true concrete,

you fucking jack. What was that thing? That guy, he would suck the worms out of the concrete? Yeah, he would suck. What? He would suck to worms

like to have a bunch of oil stains all over his mouth. We invented a fake gun. Yeah, he would suck the worms out of the concrete. Oh shit. He's so stupid. That's more than stupid. It's mystically strong.

Gay Gona Gamerison says, On dick, it's my hole? I don't think I understand. You guys are getting real niche with these. The only remaining starship of Canada, my family is Baron Earth. I'll suck your dick, I'll eat your shit. Stephen walking.

All right. I like it. He stands up, like, glasses breaking, and then he's, like, standing up really upright. He's like, I'm... I did it. He's like, wait. I love how he still has the voice.

Yeah, he's not... I did it. He turned his chair into a sword. I'll tell you guys about the thing that I was like I was concerned for a while that like it was just not him talking. Oh. Like it was just like picked up enough that would die. How much of it was him and how much of it was the chair? Yeah.

And if you sit in the chair, it's like you become like the new... It's like Mobius. It's like Mobius, right? from a DC out of the chair. Oh, are you talking about M. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. From D.C.? Yeah, Mobius. He has the Mobius seat or whatever.

The hell are you talking about, brother? Damn, I know what you're saying. Go, just, just, just, just, it's not, like, go. Get out of here while you're still again. I've murdered it's Mobius, right? I think you're right. I think you're right. I've murdered the man inside me and I feel better.

I think you're right. The Dead Spider, the Big Cock Theory, asking them to cut the crusts off at Subway. that's crazy bald sandwich a bald sub get the squishy like that's such I love this part you need that for us

he heats it up too so it's just the worst version of itself it's a scalding breadbeat that's crazy asking them to cut the gross out and something why didn't Lex Luther

just inject his cock with Kristenite Kryptonite and fuck Superman is he stupid that's ins I mean what a like imagine

He's like, he gets him. I got you, Lex. Oh, no. Oh, no, I've got you. I saw a clip that made me really happy about it. It was like some Superman clip where, like, Lex Luther trapped him in a room or something. Or, like, he was about to trap him in a room. He's like, this room is covered in Krypton Island or whatever.

I'm going to beat you up. And he just like, and Superman walks out and picks the room up and throws it away. I mean, like, that's awesome. I love that. Larry the cucumber, Delta Gamma, literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Narf Atanis, be like, and did it your way. Blue Sangheelie.

or Guildmaster, getting matching wives with the boys. Nice. That's kind of crazy. He married to one of the triplets. I get it. That's terrifying. That's, yeah, that's weird.

Because you know they're going to put tricks on you to fuck over your day. Yeah. I walked in on Sween, sounding himself with his own tongue. That's insane. What? That's how A.N.

I'm, what? What? I'm going to get rid of the mortar? I walked in on Oh, I read that already Maga sang healy Chainsaw Chud Chatshut Chainsaw Chatshut Yarl Storm Kirk

Taking an arrow to the air Yes to the neck Adolf Wessler's new hit song Blitzkrieg in Paris East West North South I curse y'all with gout That's tragic It's too rough

That's rough Berserberoli banged by size Venus Sloker 2 isosobirpy What even is gout It's just like your foot explodes It's a, it's a form of arthritis. Yeah. Oh, really?

It is, uh, it is certain uric acid becomes crystals in your joints. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, it's crazy painful. It's more painful than giving childbirth. What? Are you saying that because you've had it or experienced it? I'm just telling you, look it up. Childbirth?

Women who met babies have literally said gout is worse in terms of pain. I could see it. It's, and if. Probably because they don't get an epidural for fucking, you know. Okay. Yes, that's true. That could be fucking terrible too. But, yeah, I mean, if you, if a fly lands on your foot while you have got out, it makes you want to cry.

That's crazy. That's actually insane. Why don't you cut your foot open and take out the crystal? You'll want to. You will want to. Sell them. You will try to. Look what I got.

Look at these little crystals. It's a foot crystal. Dr. Shortened Pineson. Stupid. Chris gets half price on full body massages. I don't. I should. That's crazy.

I never considered... I've never considered this either. That I'm really annoyed that I don't, honestly, because it's way less. It's a good point. There's a kid price for massages. That should go for plane tickets, too. It should. It should.

A lot of it should. There's not kids. And all you can eat buffets. Yeah. And all... Yeah, right, right. Yeah, what the hell? What's going on?

I'm starting to realize I'm getting really... ripped off. This is a big man's world. Although, I will say having the plane seats are so bad that even... I'd rather be shorter. There's actually a lot of scenarios where I really don't mind being short at all. That's one of them. Like, plane seats

because plane seats for me are really cramped. So, like, I can't even imagine. If there's an active shooter in the area. Yeah. Being short. Yeah, it's good. Slink through. Everyone else targets you safe. Right. Exactly. I've never felt in danger. Yeah.

ever? Well, I mean, within reason. It's easier for you to hide. Yeah. I could hide in a suitcase if I needed. Probably couldn't. You probably could. Probably not anymore.

There's a suitcase that could hit me. My suitcase can fit you, absolutely. Your suitcase? Yeah. It would just, you would suck as me in a suitcase, but you could fit it. Yeah. Do not start like the TikTok suitcase challenge. Yeah, don't do that.

That's got to have a body can. Yeah. Someone's going to lock themselves in there. I've seen some true crimes of a suitcase. Oh, yes. Dude, we both. You're a big true crime head. I'm taking a long break, but I was going hard on the page.

Did you ever watch the channel that chapter? Yeah, the Irish guy. Yeah. I've watched almost all of his videos. And I watch him on a regular. However, I will say there's one thing he does at the end of his videos that I still just can't. I can't get over it. Every time he does this thing at the end of every video, I'm curious if you remember what it is.

He'll say something at the very end. It's like the last thing he says before the video ends. And every time I hear it, I'm like, I can just, I'm like, what is it? I'm trying to, I know his sign-offs. His sign-off is because, dot, dot, dot. I don't remember.

What is it? Unfortunately, I haven't. I love you. Every video ends with because I love you. True kind. And it always, every time I hear, because I'm all into the video. I'm like, thanks for all your hard work.

Good job, you know, with the consistent channel. And then he drops the I love you But it's not even like It's said in a way we're like I don't even Feels detached Yeah it feels detached Well of course it is

Well of course But then why say? But then why say Because then it just gives Maybe I'm like I'm like I went through like some crazy life experiences Or like that just triggers me

But I don't say it Every time he does that I'm like just don't say that I don't say I love it to anybody I think yeah It goes Go cock I think I like completely tune that out

You're like oh ew You're a man You're a man Remember, you would do that. You might need therapy for that, too. Just tuning it out. So I love you. 988?

Oh, best to do you sign off with it. I love you very much. And I'm like, every video? Every single one. Yeah. Even when he was like throwing his Xbox on the ground. He'd lock in for a moment and say I love you. Even when he did a tattooed by on his name?

This stupid, I hate this. I hate this. I love you. Very much. Very much. He turns like you turn an action figure. That's not a video of him and Rick. Burma got a plane hitting the Twin Towers

I saw that too I saw that too I saw that too is that something I expected What day is it? Yeah what days is it September 11th? Oh no

It made me laugh at him Because I was like What the It caught me off guard so much Of course Instead of like What When did they film this?

Right I saw that I was like Is this a recent? Yeah But It's so funny that Buggy's still trying to do that By the way

He's like doing the The schick now He's like You know Because he had that Character Oh the Francis Francis

Francis But that was only interesting because we thought his real person, right? His real self was all was normal. So now he does the Francis stuff and it's like, this is tame compared to like what you do. Oh, we've seen him on stream like do some wild shit. Yeah, didn't he like, didn't he stick a pencil sharpener up his rectum? Go-cock, Fagena, Dickolo and Master Homoshi gangmaing kumcha. He's just got like a notepad ready to just fill in the blank.

Didn't he just recently? Yeah. All the old. This is ad lib. Didn't he just verb a noun? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Up his body part? You think Silento said get naneate after shooting his cousin?

Exotic butt plug, the Domo Nation, exemplar of white monster enthusiasts, the snart tank's resident v-tuber. Anyone else think Derek dating Jojo Siwa is problematic? It's crazy. Jojo Siwa. Who's Joe-Thing? I don't fucking know.

What, the dancers here? She's like, uh... She's got a studio in Burbank. There's a Joe-Jewa has... There's a Joe-C-1-something. It's by my side of the sound. It's not... It's a...

It's a... It's a... Yeah, I live right across the room from that. Actually, go there. I live inside that studio. Go and that city would look for me, actually. Yo, you know what's close to that on that block, around that block? Is that bricks and minifix?

Oh, yeah. Oh, there's one over there? Yeah. Oh, let's go trash it. Let's go firebombing. What do you guys is new in this weekend, dude? I'm going to jack a fire truck and then drive it in there. You know how much trouble you're in if you do something like that.

So much. That's a lot of calories. There's a lot of charges. You're actively hosing it down and you get in a car. That is crazy. I've never thought that's so divanical. You get the hydrogen off the ground. You go up to the hydrant.

Hold on. I'll bring it right back. Hold on. It's like when the cars drive off with the gas pumps, though. Yes. That shit's cool. Which I have done once. Really?

That was one time. That was in Philly. Was that before or after they had the safeguard in place because they understood the people did that? So it does. It did have a safeguard. When it came off, it immediately cuts it off. So like it, you pull it like a lizard's tail. It just like sticks out of your car.

But it was like three in the morning. I was trying to get to the airport to go pick somebody up. I was so tired. I hadn't slept. And anyways, I. I was an idiot. I should have just left it there on the ground and, you know, left. But I felt bad.

You know, I felt bad that somebody else would have to attach it. So I was like, oh, I'll just try to reattach it, which is the worst idea. Because the actual hose is above you. Yeah. Right. And so I tried to stick it in. The way it works is it has like a, like you push in and you're supposed to twist to like lock it in. And then it has like a fail safe.

Like it'll detach it. You yank it. But the problem is is when you push up into it, it's a. essentially like you know when you push the the little hole for air in a tire push it in and it sprays out right so as soon as I tried to push the hose in all the gas just started raining down on me damn and then I went through like a phase where like I'm like oh shit fuck I was like maybe if I do it really fast he's just trying it again like an idiot it was a physical lotsie that was that was terrible let me guess let me guess

the match right there. You were so exhausted. You were like, I need a smoke. No, I eventually left the nose. He's so stressful. No, I loved to know for the guy at the counter, but he wasn't made it to the airport.

There's nobody working the fucking county. So I don't know. That was me if he ever hears this. He dies in there. He becomes Johnny Storm flies in the airport. Dyes. Dyes. Dyes.

Dyes. I like the idea of you setting yourself on fire and thinking like, it's really bright around here. Anyway, round-eyed Asian vacuuming above your heads real quick. New merch idea. I heart misrepresenting domestic abuse statistics t-shirt. Brandy Hutzel of Sex Evidentary Registry fame. All right.

It's crazy. Glad to have your money. Yeah, I'm going to say that. I'm surprised I didn't add an address to that. Yeah, yeah. Queen of Fafhazard, Kingston. Your next line was supposed to be bananas. Meners.

Bald, blue-eyed German man waiting for the Expedition 33 movie with Sweenez Luna flying around the screen. Does Chris ever get twisted... What? Does Chris ever get twisted metal and twisted sister mixed up? No! What? A video game and a bad?

Also, are they making a movie of Expedition 33? They are, I guess... Or a sequel? Oh, they are. They are. I'm sure they are. I don't care. You don't want an Expedition 33?

No, I don't care. A movie? I already got the story. It's fine. I want to know what happens in the war. There's like a war going on with the Writers Guild. That's, yeah, I want that as a sequel. That's on the other group of people that would be understanding. Oh, no, sick.

I heard the developers said, which is obvious. They're like, well, you know, obviously the sequel's not going to be as good as the original. Because, like, it was said that? Yeah, because it's just like, it's like thinking out loud. It's kind of obvious. It's like a new, yeah. You can't recapture that surprise. The first one, right?

Like, the first one's a big painting and somebody get to see it. But if you're in, like, all. you're all like in a book and it's all just black and white text and you're just running around like fucking beating up letter A beating up fucking periods and conversations

I'm really fighting the LGBT holy little letters Yeah Let's go Let's go It's cooking Hey man What can I say

I'm my father's son Good job son Good job nice The father operates behind me Good I just want to say If you're so stupid that you get twisted metal and twisted

sister mixed up, there's nothing that can help. All right, chill, bro, my bad. And twisted tea, too. Oh, yeah, what's the difference? Remember the iconic Twisted T moment? Oh, yeah. I try to sip Sid Vicious. If you get twisted sister

and testicular torsion mixed up, you're really twisting. You're really twisted. It scares me thinking about that. See, because you're a brain aneurism and your brain aneurysm and your ball sat getting twisted. in the middle of the night. I used to have night time.

Dude, at the same time. What causes the other? Oh, my God. I used to have nightmares about that. Yeah. Scared the shit out of me. You did? Yeah.

With testicular taution. Tessicular torsion, yeah. Because I heard, I think, like, one of the rooster teeth guys talk about on a podcast a long-ass time ago, and I was like, that can happen? Yeah. It scared the shit. Yeah. You die. You die.

You can lose your arm if you sleep on it wrong. I know. Why would you die from that? It just hurts so bad. Oh, you don't lose your nuts. But, oh, it just hurts so bad. You just die. Something hurts so bad.

That could happen, right? I don't think so bad. The idea of your balls. Bated, deuce, death. I think you'll pass out before you die. I think it's for your, I think it's for your heart. Yeah, your heart gives out, I guess. But, dude, like, the idea of your balls hurting so much that you dies is there.

A brunette. Just Tom and Jerry scream until you. die. The most iconic scream ever for me, image is Goku when he's getting squeezed by Virginia. Oh, that's good stuff. His mouth is fucking. That shit's excellent.

And I'm like, dude, can he? All right. You thought he was normal? You thought that was a regular guy. It is. Yeah. Anyway, Brunette, what is this? Brunette brown-eyed American person

waiting for the Expedition 33 movie with Chris. And it cuts out, sorry. Mm-mm. Sorry. Uh, gay Buckle Bunny, snart tank's honorary leftist. Chris Reagan here. I'm not saying this. I'm not saying that I can't really.

Is this slurs? I need to see. You can fucking refunds your shit. Let me see what it says. That's what it says. That is insane. Let's say, say, um, change, change the, uh, the, um, change the, um, Oh, God.

What the fuck? Change. That's not funny. I'm not saying that. I got to draw the light to some way. How can I make it wholesome? Oh, there's no way.

It's impossible. Yeah, just don't just don't say that one. I'm not saying. You know what? You made it wholesome. You know what? The first five years of my life

were a 10 out of 10. Oh, man. That's pretty close. There you go. You know what? Thanks for your money. That's crazy. I'm not reading that.

That's insane. Fugzilla versus Spitzelah. Hood Nebula's four Swingset Glitch Gat. We gotta have some lines here, folks. Would Popeye win against lower actor at Superman?

The game, Emilio the Chosen One, this way up V, wondering what this is all about. I ride every train to catch Derek Lacking. That's great. Insane. He's going back and forth on the line. And he just lets me know that he could have tapped me like any time.

He walks up to you and taps you with a gun. And it walks away. And you got to actually. You gotta act like nothing happens He would turn around How would you feel there? If you were out of trade And you turned around

One day And you saw a little kid Clicking an empty gun of you He he and then you look at him And he walks away But then like He pulls out a notepad And he puts out a tally

And it's like the 19th tally And then he leaves And you never see him again I never see him again I mean I guess I'm not taking the train anymore After that Like this has been happening

But he's done it 19 times And he hasn't hurt you So like it's not dangerous Oh you go You're just sitting on the train That you're on your side The guy does this And he reveals a gun

Like he has the thing He wears like he has the two hands And he just reveals a gun Every time He just keeps showing you a gun I mean Would that really make you Stop taking the train?

For a little bit I'm curious what would it take To get you to stop taking the train If someone kept flashing a gun at me And they were like Don't make a noise or so I'll like this place up Well that's just scary Yeah I feel a little bit

I'd be like I'll just I'll chill out off the train for a little while. I've never had any... I've never had like an experience like that on a train. Oh,

thank God. I'm not saying like this hyper ridiculous thing I'm talking about. I just mean like the stories that people talk about like oh like I got set on fire on the subway.

I've taken the subway so many times. I've never experienced anything like that. I think I saw two people fight like by the tracks or something once. Yeah, I think people fall off the tracks before.

Yeah, they usually pick themselves up. Usually yes. All right. I've seen just be a bump before. It's rather like... Oh man. repeated the names, made fun of me twice. Sweene, you need new friends, leave the podcast.

Canola Joe, watching a J-O-I because I genuinely forgot how to jork it. Andy Kala. It's a good tutorial, I guess, if you need. Slapping Rosa Parks into the back of the bus. Oh. See, that's the other room. There's a new Larry David show out where he, like,

he puts himself, it points throughout history. And there's a scene where he annoys Rosa Parks to go to the back of the back of the bus. There's a new Larry David show on like on a, I can't remember what it's called, but it's like, it's just like, it's just curbing enthusiasm, but like throughout history. Got it. And it's just like, there's a scene of him just like being really annoying to Rosa Parks. And Rosa's just like, I'm just going to go back to. I'm just, I'll go back.

It's crazy. It is insane. He did all the annoying things you could do in this timeline. So he didn't go just take it. It is. Like a lot of it literally is just curb things. things redundant like a like it's like you're gonna eat that whole pig's head king arthur where do you even start do you start from the back at the front or what do you do what do you

just look at it sorry i can't i had a burrito heath watching the jasmine and reams go go crazy and maxio gids swine has some sheep to say on every single topic what if a make-a-wish kid asks for some pussy well you can't do that i mean you can't give what are the rules you can't i actually don't i assume that's one of all i assume i assume that They're probably like, hey, listen. Can you do a soft, yeah, a soft request, though? What does that mean? Well, like, could you be like a, hey, I'm going to die in like two weeks.

I know I can't ask for this, but it would be really nice. Can I please see your vulva? I don't know. He says that. Can I please see your vulva? Might have you might have a house episode. It was that dying girl that Dr. The Australian one.

She wanted a kiss because she never kissed a boy. That's crazy. Is that a real house episode? Yeah. Is that before or after the. aliens have duck that child. There's a one where the girl shows the girl shows the girl's a little kid her tits.

She does actually. Wait, what? I'm up saying his house or like racing that. What the fuck did you do you think of scrubs? Oh, scrubs. Sorry, yeah. That's a hilarious thing that makes up. They're all, they're all doctor stuff.

They are all ducked. Shows the kid or did it? Was it a bucclubclips? No? Or was a platoon? Oh no, it was mash. It was mash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you see John Oliver on fucking general hospital or some shit? Like in the past? No. Like, yesterday. day. I mean, the guy's got to work. He was like a fucking... Did that show still on? Apparently? Because he's an FBI agent and he like, don's a guy in the head

with, like, it's the dumbestly. He's like, you can't be this guy. What the hell? He puts a dagle to his head and kills him. It's the crazy... I would love to be on a soap opera though, honestly. Like, it seems like, it seems like now it's like a fun thing to do, but because it feels like everybody's kind of in on it. You know what I mean? Everybody knows this is fucking...

There's an evil twin. You think it pays well? No way. No, no shot. But it fires off careers, though. A lot of Curis about that stuff. It pays dividends. It's not going to pay well, but it will pay you at the cons. You know, people will line up. Yeah, pay you in dividends.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. John Oliver from season 58 of General Hospital. Oh, my God. And then they go and get there, I don't know, they get there. Whatever.

Galaxy Quest just still lives up to it, man. Galaxy Quest? I thought it was a movie. Yeah. But we were just talking about cons. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You remember that episode or whatever? Dude, that movie, it is still fucking sings.

Big cult classic. That's Alan Rickman, right? Alan Rigman, I'm a fucking alien. I don't remember that. I'm a deadian. It's Tim Allen. Kingston killed... What?

Kingston killed me. Was that the movie where I had like the pet robot that helped them? He wants a different planet. Prolific molester. I'm thinking of a movie where there's a family that like ends up in space and the shit goes wrong. I think that's family in space. I still live. Isn't it lost in space?

Lost in space. There you go. I loved everyone I was going on. still be alive. I still think family in space is better. Thanks. Family lost in space. Family in space.

Family in space. Family in space. Family in space. Kingston's Amoson killed me. Alan Rickman. That's so terrible. Bill Burr's 30 minute Koshogi skit.

What is this? I don't know. Whatever. Fuck you. Call me a story. Immediately. I don't care. Call me Artorius.

Because the manis in my abbey. USC? That's really dumb, but I get it. I don't, whatever. God bless. Stark Souls. Okay. Ben Shapiro Ben Shapiro made a sex tape with Chris's sister? I hope not.

That's insane. If I found out, if I found out my sister right now, he's like in New York banging Ben Shapiro, like that would be so disappointing. That would be fucking... Oh, hell yeah. Isn't he... Isn't he...

Hell yeah What he's saying, man? Isn't Ben Shapiro done? I mean, he's crumbling. He's pretty cooked. Like, his empire is collapsed. Why do people hate Israel? No.

He's very confused. He still has all these old fucking takes that everyone hates. Even like Republic, I would say MAGA or kind of, I don't want wars and all this stuff. And he's like, man. His donors, I guess. That's it. He's not singing in no populace. Why is this un-stupid?

Why is everybody being so mean in Israel? It's like, shut up, Ben. He's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's never said I'm sorry in his life. Fuck face, unstoppable. Cardboard pie, cum-nut butters.

Erling Halland should full-force kick Sween in the back of the head, I think. Oh, my God. That was the bit we did. Just put, I think, at the end and it just completely disarms it. I should kill like 16 kids, I think.

I did. just makes it completely fake. Pull up to the club and I take my shirt off and all the hose start leaving. Brum... What is it? Better than making. Brunhild effect and droga.

I don't know what's going on. Ooh, it's... It's Brumhilda and Drager, but as mass effect and drama. Oh. That's crazy. You picked that up. That looks like complete gibberish. It looks like bullshit, right?

That Knicks fan and the credits. It's a bit of a dick in their mouth. Shitskin James and more Americans need to get into F1 racing. NASCAR is just dumb and gay. I don't know anything about that one. I mean, probably. It's all fucking turning left. It looks cool, but it's probably cool to do.

It's hard for me to give a shit. Yeah. Driving to which most much. Good over and over the many ways. I've been trying to watch football. That's hard, man. Which is soccer? Yeah, the World Cup.

I, oh, you saw, yeah. Have you watched any of it? Quite a bit, yeah. I'm starting out, like, the final, like, teams, like the 16. It's good to the quarter finals. I'm starting to pay. attention. They don't care about that a lot.

Dude, the Nazis almost got kicked out, man. I was so, oh, so, dude, dude, I was so fucking there were two goals they didn't give them and it's like, this is bad. I was so pissed. It's really hard. It's really hard. Like, soccer in general is just like, I hate to say this.

It is such a joke of a sport when it comes to the referee sometimes. Because the contact they call flags and cards on sometimes happens right after. And it's like, no, this one's. fine. I mean, the NBA seems pretty fucked also. NBA, in that bad spot. In soccer, like, literally, or in football, sorry, when you, you know, some of these guys when they get kind of just, like, gently nudged and they're doing periwets through the air. That shit's hilarious.

Like, she's actually. Some of the best are when they, like, when they'll literally, you'll see it, like, boom, and the person goes like, boop! Like, you can see them. Yeah. And they always fall down long of the time than they need to. Like, in the game from Mexico against England, one of the English players that are He did hit the other person. But clearly he was sliding to get the ball.

And the person ran and intercepted him. And he got a red flag for that. He got a red card. He killed the game. And I'm like, I don't know. Why would, like, that's not one of those times. The thing that pissing me off. Because right after it happened to get and no one got kicked out, it's like, what are you doing?

The thing that is like the whole, the whole British thing where it's like, no, it's football actually. But the British called it soccer. Did they? Yes. Soccer, and this is literally true. Actually, for real, this isn't like me bullshit. It's not funny enough. But like there's literally, I think it used to be associated. I think the sport used to be like the associated soccer or something or something. And then they short, where did that word come from? Okay. And then like, I think it's like a soccer or something. And then like, and then it just became soccer. And then we started doing football. And they're like, no. We have football actually. So the fact that they started soccer and then they get mad at Americans for calling it soccer is fucking annoying. The thing is that most of the world calls it soccer, not just the UK. No, you mean the other way around football? Sorry, yes, I'm not.

Most of the world calls it football. I do, but they only do that now. There's a palpable energy. They're trying to discern whether or not you're gaslighting. Everyone flips over to like a different mode. They're all like, wait a minute, it gets quiet and you're like, I mean, look, I could be wrong. I could be wrong, but that is literally something I heard.

And I did look it up and it was true from when I remember. If that was true, I just don't like, I don't think the British created the, game. So I think like the idea of kicking a ball into a goal. I think they created what is organized as soccer now. Like the game of football, I think they organized that. I don't think they are the, or was it Paraguay? That sounds right for me too. I don't know why. I mean, that's so, that's so wildly different. So like, I just feel like ancient cultures probably were doing something like this. And then I don't know if the actual game, I literally don't know. I don't. I think. I don't know much about that sport.

I think the British made what is called soccer. I don't know much about the fucking sport. I can't remember. I would just feel that. No, I was going to say, the comments can correct me. I'm fairly certain I'd say. I remember being like, that's that really bogus. That bothers the shit to me.

That we had football, and then they were like, no. Actually, this is football now. Because soccer is so much older than football. Like, way older than football. Right, but it was called soccer first. That's what bothers me about it. And then they shifted it because they were like, oh, Americans are calling it soccer? If that is

the timeline, the English made it. Yeah. That's when it became a modern soccer, yes. Modern soccer, yes. Like it became like an official sport. Yes. The sport that is, it was made in what you call it. Yeah. But they called it soccer in England? They might have. I think it's associated roots. If you look up the history of like

the etymology of the word, I'm pretty sure that's so. Because it has roots in China too from fucking 200 BC. Everything's got root. Right. The name soccer is the term originating in 19th century Britain. Oh, yeah. The podcast that has a root in soccer. What to call it, to differentiate the two prominent sports of rugby and football. That is why I said it was rugby football and soccer football.

Right. Yes. Right. Oh, so but it was actually, but it was still football. So it's a precursor. It's a pre-fetched. And it turned into sock. And it became soccer people who did play the sport.

Oh, like a footballer is a soccer. So soccer is not even, it's not even supposed to be called soccer. That's just like the person that plays it. So that's still wrong. Well, it's like saying a footballer. I think I also heard that. That's what they say, though. They do, but that's what they don't call it footballer.

You know what I'm saying? Like, it is a football. That's funny. I never even thought about it. I can't remember. I went to like some weird deep dive about this because I was, I was angry at the British for some reason. Do you guys remember, do you guys remember the XFL? What is that?

Oh, yeah, of course. This is the XFL. Dude, Vince McMahon fucking made a football league. A whole league of teams. Like, not just one team, a league, like a whole separate league of teams. What was the X stand for? Extreme. Extreme. Of course.

And then, guess what L.A.'s team was called? I don't even... Extreme. Are you kidding? And guess who won? Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, L.A. Extreme. That was our team. Oh, my God. God bless.

And that's the thing that would have been lit. The NFL stole a few things from... They had a few good ideas. Earthwind and Dig. I've been bromance minds of Ardenance and... CTE. CTE. We're talking about that.

Do you know what CTE stands for? Do you know what it is? Derek, I think you would know. Oh my God, no. We were throwing out guesses. I actually, I've known this and then now that I'm on the spot. Because we were thinking cerebral trauma extreme. That's CTX.

Oh, CtX. Oh, my, see, now that you says cerebral, is it concussive? Is the first one concusses? I used to know this. Cranial? I know the E is encyclothophy. Oh, that's a crazy one to know.

Wow. But like, I used to know. From the back, dude. I don't, traumatic and syphalopathy? I forgot what the C actually is. It is a chronic. Chronic. Chronic.

Traumatic and syphilopathy. It's up. Oh, we got traumatic. Oh, God. What? Are there videos of CTE having it? No, CTE is the fact that it's chronic. It's really, really funny.

Anyway. And degenerative two is really fucking. Sfilts in. Your brain turns into Swiss cheese. You see, uh, um, Dustin Poyer. Get arrested at the airport. Who's that? Does he have CET?

all of that 20 years of fighting in the MMA this dude on Father's Day got a kicked off an airplane drunk and then a cop so it's a body cam footage is coming up to him and he's like oh well you want some of this he's like he's like he was like getting ready to fight the cop and then he says it's gonna be bad my inward because he's from Lafayette Louisiana so he's been hanging out

with the boys and so he just uses the inward casually and no one's ever heard that before from him. So we got to see real footage of it. And now there's just memes of him. Just like this at the airport, like getting ready to scrap pulling his shorts up like he does when he fights. And then his end bombs this. And it's, it's sad because it's like, oh, clearly, you know, CTE, everybody, alcoholism. It is associated and all this. Well, that part of your brain, like, once it starts, like, eroding. It's gone. Yeah. Like, in terms of like your speech patterns, too, it ends up being like, you know, it's almost like Tourette's where you just like. saying shit. He clearly seems to have early signs of it. He retired. He's depressed.

He's the idea of this. But it's still, it's, I don't want to laugh at it, but at the same time, it's hilarious. It's a crazy video. It's hilarious. No, but I did the assumption. Like, I mean, like, if you, if, people, people who are ailed, that's not necessarily funny. But there are situations.

There are videos that, like, of, I mean, like, uh, uh, Like, I'm sorry. If I saw Ricky Berwick fall down to flight of stairs, that's hysterical. Sure. Like, I'm sorry. If I heard you died and, you know. I would not laugh. I would be like...

You're lying. It would overload. It'd be like, it'd be like when you use it too much and it don't work no more. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. Oh, no. And then I'd have to record, obviously. All right, here's another one.

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They get bullied from everything else. That is valid also true. That's true. That is also true. Imagine getting bullied and keeping something inside your body to grow you don't want. It's pretty crazy. Also, there's like just very specific women too

that might need a little bit of additional bullying. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Women got it bad enough. I don't want to make their days worse. Yeah. Also, I know I'm going to be doomed to have a daughter. You know what?

I don't want to just put that out into the ether. Sorry. I just dropped a wild take. But there is someone in particular that I'm thinking of who left the internet, came back to the internet, who's like found God. But then there's like these videos. Oh. Showed that they've actually behind the scenes been trying to orchestrate like false information campaigns against other women who are actually trying to help people like nurses and stuff. That's a real thing.

Yes. Who does? There's a individual. Yeah. But I'm just, I just didn't want to be like, yeah, women need to be bullied more. No, no, no, no. We'll leave that woman more. That one.

That's fine. That sounds like that same. You've met them. Yeah, that guy's... Wait, what is this? Let's keep going. He also, he was also working with that one guy that, uh, donated a bunch of money to chud the builder. Oh, snow.

You know that? Because they, you know, they, you know how they're catching, catching predators? Mm-hmm. And, um, the guy who was working with some bearded fat white dude was like, it's about free. speech. I was like, yeah. Yeah, dude, of course. I could have sniffed him a mile away that guy with some fucking weirdo races.

Whatever. Anyway. Jack Pot. Make her Aries. Bless Chris to Smithereens of my ass is yours. Star Coffee. To Smithsreens is great. I love smithereens, man.

What a good word. Chris is sweetly anal butter boy. Hot. Putting analogs. Putting analog cigarettes out on robots out on robots. dogs. That's crazy. What is it? Is that just a normal cigarette?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Like versus an e-sigarette. That's awesome. That's like me what I say like I got, I'm going to use my acoustic toothbrush. I want to take you for a ride. Bada-da-da-da-da-da-da-ba. That's pretty bad. That's pretty good. God, such a good song.

Such a good song. It's a great five seconds. Over and over again. That's what I would say. That's what I was thinking. Don't get that one. You're fucked. Holy shit is that Spider-Man. Holy fuck that Spider-Man.

What the hell is this? Is that Denos with the gauntlet? Yo. Yo. What the fuck? Shouldn't he be able to kill everyone on here? It doesn't make sense. I still have this job.

We got to chill. Wait, wait, wait. This is wild. That's unfair. He's unfair. He's gone now. You pick him and he said, awful choice. You know how the Arcaden steal your money

He's almost like It's almost like that crazy taxi guy Oh yeah crazy taxi I really hope they make another one man What are? Are they? Yeah there's a token It's not

Oh you're talking of marvelous Oh gotcha gotcha got you Yeah anyway They got all the rights everything back now finally So they can really do it But it's just like it's I wish They got to token tokens got hell of fire

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is hot chicken place. I swear. I never. eat there, it sucks. They have like random happy meal? They have like a happy meal of X-Men 97 to it. I was like, what the fuck? Apparently everybody thinks we're going to get the death rooferines.

Yeah, you know, when he had the death version of Overeign when he became a horseman. Craig the Canadian. Oh. Dude, I'm so excited. My goat never washed. My goat never washed. He is very stinky. Your boy, it's Shawnee D.

Kahn B Parsons. At Grog is this true? Every time y'all talk about guns. Every time y'all talk about guns, I take one D-8 psychic damage. That's good. guy to trip on a wireless controller. Damn, my goodness. Damn, brother.

You're still laying around. It's a phantom wire. God. Oh, no. Com to me. Goody guy, beat Gita 5, and the original call of duty. I also played Madden 04. Terrible.

Next up is the Witcher 3. I don't know why you would play. You don't need to complete a sports game. I love Madden. What'd you say? I love Madden. Are they redoing the Witcher? Imagine?

They're doing a random D-O-C. Is he having a stroke? I love Madden. All right. All right. Ethan Klein caused people's voice unironically. In sixth grade, I got in trouble for laughing at footage at the Challenger explosion. Lord of John doubling down.

Where did I go, where did I go wrong? I lost a friend because he found out I tried to fuck his dad. Okay, so that's not the fray. That's a different thing entirely. Trying to fuck someone's dad is just diabolomy. What's crazy is you know what's happened? The dad fucking fray? Is that their name?

Someone's trying? The dad fucking crazy. One of my bros banged my dad out. How to fuck a dad is the song. Where did I go wrong? My friend's dad. Somewhere along. My dad's friend's ass.

All right, right, right. Dicks are dirty. They call me Richard Nixon. Oh, I just got it. I'm not a crook. Worst game of the year guy. Finished plumbers don't wear ties. starting link and the faces of evil.

Nice. Getting ready for that summer fishing. Chocolate pain, day Sunday, failing in Mr. Beast video. My mom loves guys comment atolls. That's why I am like I am because I am like her. Going to Shark Tank. What? Going to Shark Tank to propose Chuckie Tochies.

Shut up. That Jordan. No. Oh no. Tucky Chucky Tochis. Fuck you. God damn it. I'm willing. I want $200,000 in exchange for 1%

my company. We'll give you $15 billion. We'll put all our money together. I really want to be a part of this. I'll give you everything you're asking for and my service is. That shows so fucking weird. It feels really dystopian actually.

I like watching it because it is like I like the The template of it is funny where they go I was like, I'm fucking, I'm me with whatever and I'm seeking blank for this amount of my company. It's just there's something about it that is hysterical to me because it's always insane. Once you learn what the evaluation is being, it's like you think this company is worth like $50 billion. Right.

Yeah, yeah. You saw the, I think you should leave parody of that, right? No, no. I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Why? I like wine. I have a problem.

I have a problem. I make no money. My business is not profitable because I spend it on wine. That girl is so funny. She is so funny. She is the funny, she is a funny person. Her delivery is so good because it's so, like, aggressively empty. Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon Cooper is canonically a yoo-hoo drinker. I figure. Sweet humor would be like, what if he said of The Incredible Hulk? He was called the Incredible N-word. Look at him. It works. Yeah. It works.

It's a black man. There's nothing special about it. Wichley 583 Edged for 40 days and 40 nights Came in my homie and blew his colon to smithereens Smithereens is becoming It's getting quite a bit of play

Bring it back? Yeah, we're bringing it back The Pippini bros Hoping that Hideo Kajima gets the voice in the last smiling friends episode Donk, Donkerson Dixon Bots, gay thoughts or son-daughter

Is this like disarming when it's like No, I feel like you're engaging like a like a afterburners Like you're like Oh Maybe you're getting out of energy So like you're fueling yourself back up Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is getting the energy back up

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Who is a Spurs fan. Damn. Please fuck me gay and hard In your Ford F-150. The meanest lesbian in Michigan. In episode 366, why did everyone ignore Kingston shitting himself on camera? I did. I don't know. Look it up.

Yeah, hopefully. He, he didn't time-stand it, but you know, you got a spares. What was the whole episode? The whole episode did you see shooting your pants? Let's bring this bitch home. All right, last bit. John Strickland, why do hot dogs come in 12s when only 10 fit up my ass?

That's a good question. It's a fantastic question. You gotta do more. You gotta get more. You got to expand more, buddy. The first church of Guy David presents, presents, enter the shirt verse. Ronald bootligger Whoa Lapie Ronald bootlaker

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Seaman That's insane Gason Poyn I can't believe I've not heard Gason Ford before I'm the doppelganger Who tried to replace Dave Rubin Shit ain't been good for me man

The show is This show is come down for gamers And Sween is Adam Really? Yeah he's still punching bag I guess I'm funny Adam Freeland is though

Yes by a country mom While and I don't think I'm funny Adam Freeland is not funny I don't think I'm funny Adam Freeland I think I'm funny He's a bit funny than I am I don't think if this is Comstown What are the

What are the adjacents? What do you mean? You think you're Adam Because you're the punching bag? I guess in the punching bag I don't know I just think the natural order of the way to show Like he's the butt of the joke

A lot of times Even like with the audience Yeah My dad is a character So what am I? A recurring character. We've established my dad is older than Sumerian. That's insane.

That's the lawyer. He's older than the sands of Egypt. That's nuts. When you get lore, when you get like off-camera lore for like side characters related to you. My fiance is a side character. Yeah. We got a wedding plan and everything. She's invisible.

She's gone. That's right. She's been here. That is my favorite. I do. I've said that subject. Because, dude, the Photoshopstst thing we get are so good. We'd be pictures of him with Lily, and then she'd be so convincingly photographed out,

or just poorly photographed out. One time they edited in my hand to be a white hand. They edited it out, Lily, and they edited it all white hand. I was like, what is this? I can't wait for your wedding photos to come out. Oh, yeah. People to edit her out. We got to bring it.

Such an important day for her. We got to bring it back. We got to edit for sure. You on one knee just holding a ring up to the sky. I didn't upload much of my proposal fit on things, but that would be there too. I mean, it got kind of, it got somewhat, not really viral, but like, I mean, it got like... A lot of people saw it. Other people recorded it and, like, it was going around.

Dude of the group of things. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Do it. Do it.

Go ahead. Right in front of you. I was like, I didn't know what to do. I was like... We saw his head bounce off the concrete. I was like, shit myself so hard. It gave me forward momentum. Oh, man.

Monkey, Monke Monastery Dixie Normis, Young Sweeney versus a subway stabber. Begin! Sweene and Derek are escaped pat-upon assets. Yeah, that is crazy. What?

That is insane. You know what Patapon is? Look up Patapon right now. I want you to do me a favor. Look up Patapon. That is actually, that is actually deceptively one of the craziest things I've ever seen. Pat-A-P-O-N? Pat-A-P-O-N.

That's a really. written expound. That's not the bike company? No. That's Peloton. Peloton, yeah. Peterson versus 20 butt-hungry Kermits. That's funny. What is he? It's over, Dom. We won, Marcus? No, Dom. Microsoft

closed the studio. P-A-T-O-T-O-N? P-A-T-O-N. You fucked me up now. Hold on. P-A-T-A-P-O-N. Pet-P-P-A-Pon. Oh, that's not nice. I got a fast fucking train.

Yeah, yeah. You know Murphy's law, but how do you know Cole's law? It's thinly chopped salad. Chris is one remaining memory, his fear of dementia. Come on down to Bobby's barenecks and critter giblets and get yourself some tasty fixings. I drank bleach. Made it in India. I got the plague.

Gangraibis, Swina, a 4-F-150. He'll he turns out of Brett Cooper. Sorry, Miss Jackson. Atherian has the past because he took a lot as hard ass. Fijian Hunter officially has a daughter. Frying bacon with my shirt off. Sorry, you don't live. on.

Naferam and rounding out out our list as always. Oh. We're done now. King of Papazard. I will say that I couldn't get it out of my head when you were talking about

the the fucking hot dogs up the butt. And you were talking about you needed an expansion and I was just thinking of like a JJK power was like domain expansion.

The way to mention more space of my asshole. All right. Just threw a dozen hot dogs into it. All right. We got to go. Thanks to

to McLaugh Thank you for joining you guys. I love you guys. Hey. Thank you for having me on the show. Hey. Give you you you guys money. Yeah.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, please. My bills are hiking up, man. I want a million dollars to listen to my head. I have a lot of people money. I have a lot of dangerous money. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.