The Snark Tank - #423: These Uncs Must Be Stopped

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

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Hello, everybody. Hello, hello. Welcome back or welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It is me, Chris. It is him, Derek. It is him, Sweeney. Look at him dancing. Dancing. He's got like a little jig going on. What are you doing there? Are you preparing for the concert that you're going to go to? I'm excited. What concert are you going to? I'm going to go see Olivia Dean. Oh, interesting. I thought he was dead. It's like a cross between. between Dean Martin and Olivia Rodriguez or whatever? Some would say, yeah. So who would say that? Him, him.

Derek. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. We are remote today. Turns out we all have the explosive diarrhea parasite, all three of us. We've got, we've been. It's bad. Big facts, big facts. It's quite bad.

I sat straight through my toilet. It's bad. I had a situation where my anus ripped out. now it's like an end somewhere in the middle of my back now, so I've got to go get that sorted after this. I feel like a crazy breeze on my back right now. It's insane. I feel you, man.

Yeah, yeah, we've all got it. We're all dealing with all sorts of shit right now. Yeah, I'm talking left and right for sure. You're what? Nothing. Okay. Oh, my goodness. Welcome to Stark Tank podcast.

Patreon.com slash the Stark Tank. Remember, you can go over there, early access, add free. get your questions right on the show. Hopefully, there's so many of you at this. There's so many of you at this tier now that I'm like, we could use a little bit more of this parasite going around. Not to say that, not to kill you necessarily,

but just to like, just to get a decent portion of you sick enough where you're like, you're not that motivated to write in for like at least a week. You know what I mean? So that we can like, we can like have a more manageable number of questions. You're saying insane shit right now.

I don't think I'm saying. anything insane. I feel like everything that I'm saying. In fact, I feel like what I'm saying is so sane. Okay. It might have just blown your mind. Okay. That's I think what's happening. Someone's saying you're saying insane and you say I'm not saying anything insane is enough of a conversation in its own. Right. That's enough of a conversation right there. It's like, oh, okay, cool. He's back out. The thing that trust you have about that is that like, okay, this is this is going to be a lot of circular reasoning and a lot of circular logic. So bear with me. but if you are insane and you are aware that you're insane, are you still insane?

Yes, that's insane. But you're aware. Does it mean you're not, that doesn't mean like you can be aware of something and still be true? Does that mean you're not insane because you're aware that you're insane? No, I guess maybe it's just acting insane, you know what I mean?

Which is, I feel like it's worse. If you're purposefully behaving in an insane manner. When you're not insane, you're just playing a bit. Like, that's horrifying, actually. That's so much more terrible. Like, yeah, I just act out for a bit.

I'm really fine. Isn't that one like psychopaths do kind of? Because we would consider their behavior insane, but they're like aware of what they're doing. Well, here's the thing, though. Someone, here's the problem with it is that if someone's running around pretending to be insane for their entire life, that's insane.

Like that's like it kind of I don't know like it's it is kind of a I don't know like it's it is kind of a I don't know how to parse through that like that's a lot like I've definitely like hammed up my looniness before for sure right but not yeah 100% of the time we've all had like the the the what was it Mel Gibson is it was it which which one was it where he's like he's going is it is it Is it lethal weapon where he's like going crazy? Start slapping his face and shit? He's like, you like want to get crazy or some shit? I remember that?

Braveheart. No, it's not brave heart. It's definitely not brave heart. Is it passionate of the Christ? Right. I forgot. It's the one, the one Mel Gibson movie that he produced.

I forgot that he's in. Right. Yeah, he plays, he plays every character. It's like Eddie Murphy. That's like an Eddie Murphy situation. Yeah, yeah. I forgot, I completely forgot.

You reminded. me favorite film that I have fake memories and what actually happened was they approached Jim Caviesel and they're like hey you want to be Jesus and he's like yeah and then Mel Gibson's like no what are you talking about I said I'm going to play every character

I said I'm going to play every character and the director was like they were like do you want to play Jesus like I already am Jesus and he was like I already mind he walked out I already am Jesus like what do you mean I am Jesus Christ what do you this is like you just suddenly have to walk out the room

You have to walk out the room. You can't, you can't engage anymore. He's dangerous. You can't let him focus his agroen. You got to get out of there. Yeah, if you're the director,

like, you just, you got to roll in it, right? What do you do? No, you run away. You got to just run away.

Can you just press record and leave? He never come back. Just let the assistant director handle it. Just let the agent handle it. Pressing recording walking out the room. That's so crazy. I can't be. I can't be.

around it's the most boring movie you've ever seen it's just all on tripods because the director just fucking left that is genuine you just press record and walk out of the that's so unbelievable yeah

yeah good good old Mel Gibson man I know we've said this before but is he the goat by default by having some of the most racist rants and absolutely no one giving a shit enough to do anything about it.

I feel like people gave a shit for like exactly two weeks. Yeah, maybe so, right? You know? People gave a shit when he says stuff about Jewish people. But other than that, no one really cared. No one really cared. Did that even, like, here's the thing. Did it actually do?

Because he, I don't even, did he apologize about it? I don't even know. I actually don't remember. I'm apologizing about touching shit I don't mean, you know? Oh, sure. Sure. That's very true. That's very true.

Plenty of shit that I don't mean. been like my bad. I didn't fucking care. They couldn't stop me. I'm fucking a wallet already. I'm on one. From my perspective, I just kind of don't remember the backlash. This is just my,

maybe I'm just misremembering, but I just, it felt like it was so, because I, he was saying the Jewish stuff, when he got pulled over by a cop, I think. And then the other stuff. Funny is time to bring it up. I know, right? And then the other stuff was just leaked by his mistress, or girlfriend at the time or something.

his lady his lady and then and then like what a snitch bitch what a stupid bitch and then all it did was it's weird like you know i was i was annoyed when donald sterling the owner the former owner of the clippers the same thing happened to him he got recorded by one of his side pieces or whatever and then it ruined his career he was banished from the mb a which i love that word banish is such it's such ancient terminology i love it right he's gone i actually was annoyed by that. But then Mel Gibson essentially did the same thing. And I don't know why I feel completely unbothered.

It's weird. I don't know why I feel completely unbothered. Shut the fuck up, Derek. The thing with Mel Gibson is that like he never read as not insane to me. Like in any movie that I've ever seen him in, he's always had something in his eyes where I'm like, you're a crazy person. You are. So like we just didn't know.

And so when it comes out that he's crazy, it's like, oh, well, yeah. It's like when you found out that, like, like Lindsey Graham was gay. That's like that's not... Oh yeah, you just yawned. Yeah, you've been gay. Did you see that he had like, what is it?

Like, by the way, he's like somebody, he remembered that he should be dead and then was like, oh, I should, oh, and then he's gone. He, Thanos fucking snapped, like, disappeared. He, he, but Lindsey Graham vanished. But the, we got to, we got to start using that. What is that terminology that we just talked about? Banish.

We got to start using, yeah. we got to start using these terms again. I like it. Exiled. Like Lindsay Graham. Lindsay Graham has been vanquished. Ooh. I love that.

I love that. Yeah. Yeah. So he's finally gone. And people were talking about like, dude, this guy had only like two million dollars, which for like how long he's been in like government and how long, like,

that's a crazy low amount. Like, what was he spending his money on? And it's like, obviously men. Obviously man. Lavish. What is very?

Lifestyle. It means something particularly. It has a particular meaning. It meets something about evil, I think. What? Let me see. What are you going on? Defeat someone who is, wait.

Okay, vanquish only has to do a war. To defeat someone or something completely in a war battle or competition. Oh, okay. You want to. Vanquish. I thought vanquish. I thought vanquish meant like particular. I know what vanquish.

I know what vanquish means like in a sentence. But I thought I had a particular meaning. And it does. I thought I had something directly with. evil. No. No, it doesn't. It just means in a conflict.

It just means in a conflict someone else is. Yeah. To defeat someone in conflict. Bank of wish. Slane, whatever. Yeah. Slane.

Yeah. Slane is good. I like, I thought. Slaid meant something. Feld is what you. Feld is. Feld.

Because Feld means it's massive. Yeah. I like, I like, you know. So. Hey, there.

You know. So yeah, Lindsay Graham's gone. A giant kid. I guess. Mitch McConnell, I guess no one told him that he's dead yet, so he's just kind of roaming a little bit. Yeah, it just, it was stupid because we all, he's virtually dead. He's just being weekend at Bernies for like quite some time.

So when the weekend of Bernie memes came out when people were like suspecting that he's officially dead, I was kind of like, well, you guys are late with these memes. It's been, for many months, he's been freezing and being carted off and will. chairs and fucking coffins or whatever, like just, just prepared for when he actually starts, you know, expiring and stee. When he starts to stink. Yeah.

And so they put a picture out of him allegedly being alive and well at a hospital bed or whatever with his wife next to him and the, the recent paper. But listen, guys, I'm not a crazy conspiracy theorist, and I looked at that picture, just even the staging of it. Just the,

as somebody who appreciates, cinematography where I'm like I'm seeing what the staging of everything. Yeah, the newspaper ridiculous. He's dead. Yeah, he's a dead person. What are you doing? Derek, did you play Cotor 2?

I didn't finish it. You know who Darth Cyan is? He's literally Mitch McConnell, the nigger that's being kept alive because he wants to be alive by the force. Like he's gone. He's been gone. And it makes me so upset that he won't just go to bed. Just go to sleep, dude. It's like, it's insane.

I think he wants to, actually. I'm going to say the one difference is they need him. Like they're trying to keep there's there's a ghoulish force that they need. And a lot of things that, I mean, he's done so much shit. I feel like he's like, dude, I've done enough. I have fucked over the world enough. And I rest, please. And like, no, not yet.

And, um, it's getting weird, man. No, not yet. And especially not yet. Now that Lindsay Graham perished, like he can't, he definitely can't now. And so it's getting a little dicey. But yeah, rest in piss, man. I'm sorry. I can't even, like anyone, because you always see people saying like, oh,

you shouldn't say anything mean about the dead or whatever. But I'm just like, come on, guys. I can't understand people. Look, look at that. Just a compilation of him saying the worst. things imaginable. You can't tell me like I should be nice about this guy or have something. Yeah. Wasn't he talking about like didn't he say like they should like nuke the Gaza strip or something like that? Everything. He wanted he his idea is to he's akin to everything to war is good.

Oh, he thinks what we did in Japan was good. He thinks what they're doing to Ghazans or Palestinians is good. he thinks like those are the ops destroy them he uses the word specifically flatten them and I'm like all right dude I feel like there's a lot of people on the right that are around our age

that would be like oh yeah I think Iraq Afghanistan and probably Japan was a fucking mistake to kill all those people I think even those I think so I think a lot of right leaning people particularly I guess I was a little bit wish iffy with some of the people about Afghanistan Iraq

but it was a mistake to be in there. Probably shouldn't have killed, like, I think collectively over a million of those people. I think that's oopsie. But like the ghoulish Lindsay is like, man, it's good. It's good. And Israel's the best.

And Israel's the greatest thing ever. I'm like, all right. A warmonger to me is just like, well, that's, I don't know, man, you kind of forfeit a lot of. Like, if there's like a comedian, look, there's a lot of people I don't like, right? There's a lot of people in the comedy world that I don't like.

there's a lot of people in the YouTube world that I don't like. There's a lot of people in the music world that don't like. If they die, you're probably not going to say anything. You know what I mean? I probably won't even have anything to say, really. It's like, oh, well, I mean, that's it. But like, if you're running around,

you know, being like, yeah, I actually think like war is great, and I actually think we should allocate more funding. And you're in a position where you can actually impact the situation enough to do such things. Right. To keep these things moving. You have a voting power to, you know, to contribute to it. It's just like, well, you're kind of, no, I can't, I can't be held to like some random standard of decorum.

I think people, I think that's ridiculous. I think, I think trying to, like, like, it's like when fucking, it's like when fucking bad teeth got his neck blown out. Like, we can fuck is that bad teeth, Kirk. But it's, uh, but like, when people were like, yeah, that's so mean that you're, it's like, dude, this guy's a little like, people have. people have to understand this, right? That violence, if you are violent towards people's existence in life, you cannot tell them they cannot feel good about a person that's a villainous dying. I'll never be a person to be like, oh, this, like, if someone tells me that a guy

that's a huge drug dealer in a city gets killed and it's still in a horrific way, I can understand him being like, yeah, I'm happy he's gone. He sucked. He made my life more dangerous. Yeah. I can understand that. It's unfortunate that he had to go down that path, but he still sucked. So him dying, them being happy, is okay.

I don't care. I actually think the position matters a lot. Like, it would be one thing if Charlie Kirk was just like an idiot blogger. And it's another thing that he's like the leader of like a, you know, the turning point USA. Yeah, I didn't like that. These are different things to me. Like, this is a lot of right-wing commentators. that like I don't like at all.

Like like who are not part of anything. They're just like really small time like, ah, whatever. I'm not going to say shit. If they, like if Dave Rubin explodes or something, he's so ineffective that like I, I don't need to be like good ridden's bozo because I would just laugh at him.

It would almost be like with Dave Rubin, it would almost be like it would almost be too respectful to crack a joke about it. You know what I mean? It would just be like, no, he was a failed. comedian. I'm not going to I'm not going to glorify him with a joke.

He's done stand him. I would love. I would does he have a 30 minutes? It's out. He's out. No, no circumstance was he disciplined enough to write 30 minutes of material. He's got, he's probably got a type five and that's it. And he probably was just like, I guess this is all I need. I got to look this up. Yeah. You should have to stand up. I really think, hey, I don't look gay, but I am.

I don't look so gay, but I'm so gay. Hey, you ever see this gang? I look like me? Oh, my God. And then the audience is like, yes, I have in fact. Oh, my God. Kingston, you've never seen the Dave Rubin's tight five or his, like, his little sets? He wasn't in, he wasn't in deep, like, he wasn't in the trenches like us, man.

He doesn't have, he doesn't have shell shock like us from seeing this shit. Oh, my God. I found that so long ago, and actually part of me was expecting to be like, part of me was expecting to find something where it's like, oh, you're, you're okay. Like, you could, like, you could, you could have worked this into something that worked instead of going down this weird path that you went down. Yeah. And then when I watched it, I was like, oh, of course he went. Of course he became a political compensator. Right. Of course. This is unsalvageable. It's all, it's, like, I think like a healthy portion of it is crowdwork also and it's bad crowd work.

Oh, my God. It's like, are you gay? And somebody's like, yeah. And he goes, me too. And that's the, that's the guy's pants. And then starts flowing in him, starts filleting him right there. He puts in a Ziplog bag. It says, I'm going to add this to my car collection.

And he runs to his house, nails it into the wall. It's like that, you remember that, you remember that old? Image with the condoms on a wall? Yeah, the girl with the condoms on the wall. Oh, right. Where did I see that the first? time. There's a picture of Dave Rubin like that with, but with a bunch of

disembered Cox and Ziploc bags. What the fuck are we talking about? Anyway. And I'm going to laugh until my heart becomes one with the universe. All right. Well, listen. So we've got was that was that it? We've got that we, there's a diary of parasite. Lindsay

Grime and Mr. Connell are dead. Mr. Connoll's alive, but like he's just lagging. I think he's got like bad neck coat or something. It'll catch up. Um, So he's still wandering around. Yeah, maybe. I don't think there's really anything else going on that I saw. The World Cup was happening.

Yeah, who gives a shit? Like, what is this? It's really cool. It's really interesting, but I guess. Is it? You know what I think? Particularly this year, yeah. I don't know.

You know what it is to me? It's like America is such a big country that the idea of sports teams that represent an entire country is so deeply uninteresting to me. Really? This is not, yeah, because it's like, this is not. I feel no... Yeah, you're not into sports. Well, no, but like with the Knicks and with like the Giants,

I can at least be like, oh, New York is playing. And I'll watch the Super Bowl or I'll watch the NBA. I'll watch those games. But it's, oh, it's America. It's like, oh, well, I don't get a shit. It almost sounds like you're kind of a nationalist. And you only care about things within your own country. Damn, high key.

Yeah. I mean, fuck it. Why not? Yeah, I mean, I do genuinely. But I've just, I feel more new. I feel like more of a New Yorker than I feel like an American, I guess. No, I get that by a thousandfold, but I just like the idea of real, like the literal best people in the world facing each other. That's, that's just basically all I like. Because we're, motherfuckers will say we're world champions within their national sport.

And I'm like, yeah, not really. But then you get like something where you have the Olympics where it's literally the world facing the world. and then you see now that like saying basketball in particular now that it's being taken more seriously over the world it's not so easy for just the Americans to win because usually the Americans are like oh they have all the best players but now you're seeing some of the best players like literally two of the best players right now in the world are from Europe and so when you play their teens it's way closer it's way more interesting now they have the fucking Nazi Argentinians that might make it back to the the World Cup finals which I you know I'm not I'm not the biggest fan of because they don't really address that. You know, it's, no one really addresses how fucking,

you know, Dr. Mangula and all these people got to just. But he's wrong. It is me. Latin Americans acknowledging racism? Ah.

Has that ever happened? Dr. Mangela left, led a nice life after he did all those crazy things. He fled and kicked back under a new name. Got a little bit of wind of him left again and they died an old man. He diddy bob.

He found out he was there. He was like, Derek. Derek. He was like off. Derek, it's actually okay to let those people go after they've committed horrible acts and horribly unspeakable evil deeds. It's actually okay to let them go and live like a fantastic end of their life because when they die, they'll go to hell. And then it's all taken care of.

So there's really no reason or incentive to hold people accountable because like, eh, they'll figure it out afterwards. Right. God will sort them out. That is right. Right. Right. How foolish of me. I'm so stupid.

Yeah. So I think we let the rapists out of prison. Let the, let the child molesters out of prison. God will sort them out. You know what? Let them out. Put the child molesters in the preschools.

It'll be like casual Friday at the Bronx Zoo where they, where they let all the animals out. I don't think that's what they do necessarily. But it'll be like that. We'll just let the rhinos out. Like throw the rhinos on the subway. Who cares? Yeah. The rhinos on the subways.

It'd be great. I would love to see that. Dude, did you see that fucking bison hit the shit out of that old guy? Huh? No. Holy fuck, dude. There was a bison.

I guess it's like mating season or whatever the fuck. So they're all horned up and charged up and they love fighting everybody. And there's bison. Like there was an old guy. There was an unc and his grandson walking through this trail or whatever at a national park or some shit. I don't remember which one. But the bison is just fucking. everything up and then some

retard like I think he's one of the park ranger people I'm not sure honks his horn trying to get its attention which just rouse it up again because it was starting to calm down then put its sights on old man and sit him and I think he did like a 360 in the air like

he flips high and hard. Have you seen it? Wait wait I'm looking at it now yo this guy this duck dynasty motherfucker is in a bad position man put it in the chat I got to see this He's hiding from the, we should put this in. What, what, uh, yeah, put it in the

23 minutes. Yeah, 23 minutes. Put it in the chat and then so. I'll, yeah, put it in the chat so as we can see. I'll copy it. Yo, that is crazy. Uh, where's the chat? Here it is. There you go.

So it's a picture of a dick. I should have. I should have just did it. So it's in that video, but you want to skip to 51 seconds. It's by breaking 911, uh, on Twitter. That is a, I keep forgetting bison are still around. Yeah. Yo, that's such a crazy leap.

Yeah, he can get some bison meat at the stores. Why are you near it? Why are you near it? Why are you near it? Bison burgers are so good. Let me tell you something. Bison burgers are like some of my favorite burgers. They're very good. Very good. Very good. So good.

Dude, get away from it. Look at him. He's already tripping. Oh, my God. You didn't skip to 50 seconds? Oh, my God. fucker. I'm sick as fuck, dude. He just clears. Is this guy okay?

He is okay. He's, he's a little messed up. He's relative. I mean, I'm sure he's scarred, but he's fine. You got to stay behind a

park anymore. You got to stay behind trees, brother. That's like Yellowstone. Yeah, Yellowstone. That's right. That's so crazy.

That guy has his number. Like next time that dude comes around, the bison is going to point directly at him with this hoof. Like, just like you. That motherfucker. That motherfucker. That's crazy

You dare to come around here You dare come around my hood again Nick I caught you lacking again Bam That's crazy They gave an interview with the They gave an interview to the bison He's like you're just in my territory

You know You're just in my territory I'm horny You know I'm gonna I need to fuck some bitches mating season I'm sorry I lost control I'm sorry I lost I lost control

I don't like that like when I get like this He's a good guy, but you know, you got to stay out of my hood. You got to stay out of my territory. You know, it's caught him lacking. Like, I asked him where he's from. He didn't answer. And I had to teach him a lesson. I asked him where he's from in my Buffalo language.

You couldn't respond in my Buffalo language. So I got really aggressive and I lost control for a second. Are bisoned buffaloes? Yeah, they're the same thing. I'm pretty sure. Is it like a female designation or something like that? They're both bovines. Let me, let me think it's that back.

Yeah, go ahead. I mean, it's funny. It's a very simple question, but also I'm like, I don't know. I don't know the difference. We're not fucking what you call it. We're not, oh no, they're not the same animal. Okay. They're cousins, though.

Yeah, they're like similar, but they're not. They're both bovine. Derek, look at this. What do you got? Oh, man, this better to be. You said like, oh, that's crazy. Them breaking bread with each other. God damn it.

Oh, that's stupid. It's a stupid. stupid AI generated photo of the old man and the bison sitting at a picnic table like hashing it out it is it's so stupid man I'm sorry

I'm sorry you scared me all the fucking the comment that one of the top oh one of the comments you are so good absolutely hysterical and I'm like what do you mean he's good

what do you mean? I'm the AI generated art like it's so good have you seen these AI generated like images of like a lot of restaurants are doing this now where they're having AI generated images of the food and it looks like you guys can probably like everybody in the audience

probably find this pretty easily AI generated food there is something about it you know it when you see it because it just looks so like it triggers something in me that like you know tripophobia that fear of like holes and shit yeah fibophobia it's not exactly that because there's no holes but it's got there's a similar thing going on

there's like a similar like i can't describe it necessarily but like there's something going on with the image that reminds me of how i imagine people with tripophobia feel when they look at it i just put in the chat for you guys to uh no no no no to see you found some fake food pretty quick yeah because this is the image that i like oh yeah like marked it you know what i think it is i don't know if it's i think it's just because you and i know exactly what an AI generated image looks like and it's just it really it does upset me yeah I don't know about the fear thing but when I see it I immediately like you that's not real food that looks that looks bothersome it bothers me actually it's textured in a weird way like the

food doesn't look like it looks like sludge I just don't like that's like triggering me actually AI doesn't know I does not know lighting and and and that's the thing that like when I when I When I saw like artists showing me the difference between like when they're shading stuff and they're like, let me show you how this looks before I shade it. That's one of my favorite things to see. When you see something that looks like shit and then someone shades it properly, like that looks phenomenal. And to me, I see this thing that like, oh, it has the potential to look good, but everything's just wrong. And so it looks stupid. It looks fake.

And it's like, okay, it's not supposed to look like a real food per se, but it's almost like a. trying really hard to look real and then like you're not going to get there, sir? Like just make it, might as well just make it look fucking animated or take a picture of your real fucking food. I don't know. Even like the ones you know the fucking unappetizing.

Like I don't even understand who. Yeah. It looks at this. You know, there's people. There's those artists that actually fucking get the food and then they brush it. They put the vasselin on like that. Like that's a real.

That's a real trade. Like, you know, like you can do that. Yeah. I know it's just easier to generate this shit. And listen, most people probably think that looks great, unfortunately. Like on average people. I can't believe if you.

Most people, and that's just the unfortunate reality. Like where, where, you look at all the AI generated music, for example, and all that kind of stuff that kind of rises to the top. There's a lot of people that are,

they're okay with it. There's, hell, some of the people that I follow now that were like low calizant, the Instagram are starting to figure out that, oh, the AI generated apps or I can actually sound good or I can make songs that are less cringe. And I'm like, damn, they're, they, they, you see, you see what's happening right now? Like, I appreciated your raw like shit. That was way

more valuable. And now they're like, oh, I'm just going to do this thing that just, I don't know, it sucks. If you think that looks good, you should go the way of the Kirk. That's crazy. That's crazy. You should fucking go the way of the gram. Go the way of the kirkie and just take a long napiwappy. Take a relatively long nappy wappy if you think that looks good. I mean, at a certain point, I'm just, I'm just waiting for people to revolt, man. I'm just waiting for something.

It's like, uh, I don't think it's going to happen anytime soon, man. Shit, shit's too fine. You're not wrong at all. You're not wrong because I think, especially after the latest, you know, ice shootings. Like there's been like, I think three more since they ramped up. You'd think at this point, they would just be like, all right, we got to defend ourselves.

And nothing's happening. So, yeah, no one's got to fuck with it. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Let's just try to silver lining shit. You know, we got to just look at the good that's still left. What's good? What's good right now?

Like, give me, give me something that's good that's happening right now. Oh, man, I'm really trying to think. There's, well, we got that, we got that diarrhea parasite. That's good. People losing weight. It's good. People losing weight. Exactly.

Exactly. Exactly. It's all a matter of perspective. 100. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else we got? I'm genuinely struggling.

Like I actually. Obsidian's going to make the next fallout game. Yeah. Yeah, under duress. But yes. But yes. We're going to fall out way sooner and, you know, and might not be as,

yeah, it's, that's good. The Doom team is way smaller, so they're more nimble, you know? Oh, yeah,

it exploded, so they're going to be able to. They're smaller, so they're more nimble. They can move quicker. Crazy. They can move quicker, maybe.

Oh, that is so genuinely dog shit. Uh, there's, they're, No more money for some of the employees because they're not to crunch extremely hard. You know what? Plus, plus.

There's no, no digital PlayStation game, so we don't have to worry about clutter. We have to worry about clutter. Less pollution technically. Technically. Yes. Hey. Hey.

We got the flock cameras out so that we know our communities are safe. Yes. You're cooking. Yeah, you know, like, uh, Mars, Mars. Mars. Mars. it's all a matter of how it's all a matter of the perspective i guess yeah everything everything's fantastic come on there's got to be one i'm trying to think of literally like one good

thing i literally have been this entire time trying to think of it earnestly like like a genuine like a real thing to be just like oh good and i don't know if there is one i can't think of one the way of the kirkie yeah it's actually fucking sad um at least um some, um, Animusha, where the sword. It's going to be out. Yeah,

that's coming out. So, and nothing weird has happened with that. So I'm, I'm, I'm full on excited for it. Yet. Yeah.

It just, I mean, I played the demo. It was smooth. It was good. Like, I didn't, nothing.

That's funny. I don't even, you know, it's funny. I don't really play demos anymore. But like, I, I just,

something felt like I need to at least play this because I'm not even sure what's going to happen down the road. Like almost like some bullshit's going to happen. Finally, like there's going to be a, I don't know, some type of attack over here. You know, because just to make sure that they lock in shit or I don't know, dude.

I'm trying to think of it from a villain perspective because I'm like, if I had an R next to my name in Congress, I'd be like, yo, we've got to do something. We could get fucking destroyed. We got to do something now. We can do something quick. So I'm, I'm finding the dumbest, slowest person in America. I'm wrapping a turban around his fucking head.

But I'm also putting a Palestinian flan in his hand. I'm, what else am I do? I'm going to give him a KFC and watermelon so people think he's black too. It's crazy. What else? Give him a calculator. So I think he's Chinese. And, you know, then have him sent to die.

Yeah. Yeah. He does some bullshit. and then we're at war every single one of those countries and yeah I think that's what I would do yeah

God there's so much AI generated art everywhere dude it's insane they're on like banners on the side of buildings I don't have faith in anything but I don't I just don't think things are going to get I don't think shit's going to change man I just think that we're in such a particularly shit state of like things not being bad

of people to lose their minds but also not being good enough for people to succeed. That is just like I think nothing is going to alter at all. I would say nothing's going to alter in a good way. I think things are going to progressively get worse. Yeah, but it'll be just good enough people not to lose their minds, unfortunately. Like I just think, I just don't see things changing. I think automation will make things really, really bad for people at a point where it doesn't matter because they're not needed anymore.

So like, brother. Because that's it. If I were, if I were a business owner and I'm a for profit, my future is automation with no one that wants rights. Exactly. Let's get it in. Let's implement it slowly. Let's boil the frog slowly to where all these dumb assholes that have just enough,

they have their iPhones, it won't do shit about it. And then it's to the point where it's, everything's fully automated. And they're like, we demand stuff. And they're like, no. No. That's the thing that I don't understand about like the whole thing is like...

Two million percent. The illegal immigrant thing where it's like, oh, they're taking American jobs because if they, if companies didn't hire illegal immigrants, they would just hire Americans. When in reality, it's just like they would simply invest in automation. Yeah. Like the reason they hire illegal immigrants is because they have no legal recourse and they can pay them less. Right. And it's easier to take advantage of those people.

and quite frankly you get disciplined work. So if you don't have that, then it's like, well, all right, I'm going to get a fucking robot to do this. Yeah. And you've seen it. Like, why the fuck wouldn't you? Slowly happen. I mean, if you just look at the fast food industry, for example.

Oh, yeah. The kiosk. It's literally at the point where some places legitimately will not let you order from a register. They won't even let you now. To be fair, just to like, I'm sympathetic to, I'm sympathetic to. I'm sympathetic to cashiers because it's an awful experience dealing with customers.

It's an awful experience. So that's a benefit for them right now. But unfortunately, it won't be a benefit in the long run where it's like you are out of a job. You know? So it's kind of like right now they're probably like,

oh, this is less pressure on us. That's great. And then eventually it's like, yeah, you're not even going to be able to put the fucking fries in the bag anymore because the fucking robot will do it too. They're going to take your job. Yeah, that's how it always is.

Instead of people understanding that everyone's mad about the like the genuine stupidest shit on the planet. Yeah. And I hate, I hate black people so much. There you go. Clip it. Like I hate it like it's the thing that's like I hate people that are different from me so

much that I'm going to blame them instead of ruining my own, focusing on my own life. And it's that thing. It's a deep south, dude. Going to the deep south will perplex you. Because it'll be all these people that hate every other group of people except for the people that they're voting for to kill them. effectively. It's like unbelievable. Guys, I, if I

log on to Twitter on the day this podcast goes live and I don't see a clip of Kingston saying I hate black people constantly over and over again, I will be so disappointed. The podcast is done. I will, I will, I will, I will, it won't. I will. It won't work, Chris. I'll work. I'll look at the Patreon.

It won't work, Chris. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry, brother. I hate black people if I want to. I'm a black person. It's fine. It's fine. I hate my people all I want, dude. I love that. Have you met? Have you met a fucking, never mind. I'm not going to say that. Whoa. You're about to say something crazy. Yeah, probably really wild. Even for me, it would have been pretty bad. The answers, yes. Have I, uh, let's, let's, all right. So what do we want to, is that really the rest of it? I guess the Odyssey is out. I haven't seen it. Is it out out? It comes out Friday. Oh, it's Friday. Oh, this Friday. I've heard good things about it. I've heard good things about it.

I'm excited. I'm actually not interested. I don't, I'm, listen, I am, I am, that you think this is, this is right up my alley. This is like, because I'm, I'm, you don't like Homer's Odyssey? That's crazy. No, here's the thing. I've had enough of it. That's my issue.

My issue is, I am a huge Greek, an ancient Greek and Greek mythology guy. I'm huge. I've, I've sung the praises of Assassin's Creed Odyssey and I was said, in a vacuum, it's a, it's a fun RPG, and you'd be pleasantly surprised. because especially Ubisoft's such a hit or miss thing that if you're just coming in at neutral and you have super low-ex-well, I would just say no, low-expectation, dude, like, this is way better than I thought.

It's really fun, it's beautiful. It has a bunch of Greek mythology in it. So, honestly, I think what happened with me in this movie is the discord around it just made me like care about it so less. Where like, I was like, oh, I'll see it eventually. And then I'm kind of like, I heard that like the reviews are great. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. And then that's kind of like,

they just made me think, like, do I really need to see this, though? Yeah, I got you. I personally, I like the Odyssey. I prefer the Iliad, but I do like the Odyssey. Personally for me. Homer's a bitch-ass nigger. I'm going to say that. I know, I know that's a very hot take that people that have read both.

I prefer to I. Really? That's the popular take is sort of from where I don't. I've never, ever in my life heard people that like Iliad more than the Odyssey. I don't know. I feel like I hear that a lot. Because the Odyssey is probably more famous. So you might hear people be like, oh, I like this.

It's definitely more famous. It's definitely more famous. But like the Odyssey, like, as I like, I was like the war of Troy. I think that's a cooler space. All you see Achilles do more and that, and that's my nigger. That's no reason why I'm watching it. That's my nigga. That's my nigger.

That's the only reason why I'm watching it for being honest. But when I've, from people that I've know that like like them both a lot, everyone's like, how do you not like the Odyssey? It's genuinely way more happens. But I prefer, I just prefer watching. It's cool. It's cool. It's kind of like if they, you know, I've, a lot of stuff, you know, gets remade over and over again.

Is Elliot Page actually Achilles? I don't know. I don't know who he plays at all. I don't know. I know. Actually, I don't know. I can't even say. Yeah.

Well, I mean, I don't know. We don't know what the movie is. Right. I know who's in it. I saw I saw every hot take under the sun because of a compilation from who's who's going to be. It was a compilation from. What's Philip DeFranco? Philip DeFranco put up like all the chuds in a quick little montage of the things they're complaining about.

It was so funny. I'm like, they're just it's they're they're so desperate for content. I was like, yo, you guys are just. It is embarrassing, man. Scraping the bottom of the barrels. understatement. It is so, so embarrassing. I'm really, really, really wondering how this movie's going to pan out. Because I've seen the reviews and reviews are like very much so raving.

But it's just like there's so many famous people on the screen at the same time. I feel like it's just going to be whiplash. It seems like it could be potentially distracting, right? Like you just see like, oh, that's fucking, I recognize everybody in this. Yeah, but I guess that's one of the only reasons why it'll most likely do well, just because Well, no, it's a Nolan movie. Those movies on some, even they all do well, man. It's unfortunate.

Not unfortunately, but they just always do well. Tennant didn't do super well, did it? No, I think that came out, didn't it come out like right? Oh, wasn't that like pandemic? It was around the pandemic. Yeah, pandemic. It was early. It was early, early or just before, if I'm not mistaken.

I don't remember exactly. I remember it was around that time for sure, though. I didn't see it. People didn't like tenant. People didn't like tenant. And there was a way of people really liking it. And I was like, conceptually, this movie's really interesting. I was at Robert Patterson in it. And I was like, that's my boy.

I'd love to see that movie. There you go. I think the last one I saw of a known movie was interstellar. And that was the last one I saw. I like that movie. Yeah. I like that one. That movie's fucking great.

I love that movie. I like that one. I thought was pretty good. That's a good movie. Saying it's fine. It's so underwhelming. It's fine. I don't know, man.

You are such a, you are such a, You are such a terrible judge of media. That's insane. It's a good movie. Christopher Nolan was like, hey, let's take that, let's make a movie. Well, Christopher Nolan was like, let's make a movie out of that Queen's song from the late, from the early 70s. No, not the literal book.

Not that literal book is based off of. What if? Well, the book is based on that song as well. What is I don't think, I don't think so. I think, I think, literally, I think, I think, literally 39 by Queen is literally interesting. It is actually insane. And it's like to the point where it's, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding. And it's to the point where it's just like, oh, okay, well, it's fine. Like, oh, don't, oh, he's always knocking on the thing and the thing's moving. Oh, big deal. Suck a dick. Cool.

That's insane. I like that. I like that. I've never seen it. It's the interstellar book. It's the interstellar book. It's the interstellar book. based on

you've never seen Oseller It's a really good movie man You know what the thing is It's like I like Nolan movie sometimes But I kind of like the issue with him Especially lately I know this was around the time That Interstellar was out

Where I was like I don't know if I want to see that movie in theaters Because I remember feeling like Christopher Nolan doesn't know how to mix sound at all Like I hate the way That he mixes sound in theaters Specifically like I would I would get around to watching his movies

Like on DVD or something or on streaming when I could put subtitles on it. I can actually hear the people fucking speaking. But I remember that was a thing where it says like, when Interstellar was out in theaters, I was like, eh, I don't know if I want to see this.

I'll wait for it to come out to stream. And then I just never did. Oppenheimer, I saw. Oppenheimer's Nolan, right? Oh. Are my insane? Yes.

I don't think. I don't think it is. And if it is, and if it is, that's the last one that I saw. Oppenheimer. Come inside. I swear to God,

it's uh yeah it's christopher nolan yeah so like i remember he's making that many movies that quickly i made it has all the same people from all this fucking movies that's true i so i watched that movie in theaters but that was like more of like a special exception because they were doing the barbenheimer thing right it was like barbie oppenheimer it's like all right that's kind of interesting i'll go do that but even in oppenheimer it's like i liked that movie but i was like damn bro i can't hear shit these people are talking and like the music is like overtaking them and I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're saying.

Everybody's whispering and it's like not mixed right. He's just really bad with that, like specifically. I have that problem with a lot of shit lately, particularly. I was trying to watch the boys actually. And I was trying to watch the boys while I'm playing a game. Oh, you need subtitles for the boys anyway because of fucking, uh, bro. When the when the fucking music would kick in, it would like be frighteningly loud. Because, you know, because it was the, the, them talking was so.

low and I'm like this is fucking crazy. I have a problem with a lot of stuff like that. See, I know what you mean about Nolan doing that too. I hate that shit. I almost want to just put a fucking compression and like I want to just extract the audio compress it and then fucking play it alongside the movie. Just so I can have

everything to get a balance. But yeah. So I never got around to seeing in a cellar. For that. I have no, I have no reason not to. It's just like it's just something that's like, oh yes, I'll get to it eventually. I've heard it's really good. And it's probably it's very good. I love space movies.

Yeah, I just remember hearing, I know what the plot of Inacelaar is. And I remember thinking it's like, oh, that's that Queen's song, which is kind of cool, actually. It's cool. It's both cool that that was a song at all. And that, like, Queen did it. Because I think Brian May is like an astrophysicist or some random shit that, like, I had no idea about. This is actually literally true. So he wrote this song about time dilation.

And Freddie Berker was like, okay. Okay. I'm gay. So whatever. Yeah. That's crazy. That is nuts. I'm just sucking everything he can out of a penis.

I mean, I mean, it's like a gogert. You know, you know, he didn't get HIV out of nowhere. That's crazy. To correlate that with his homosexuality is

dangerous to say, he had a lot of fun. Hey, a lot of fun. We all know that it's way easier to contract it when having butt sex, son. you sound like every black person that I grew up around

I mean that's not even that's not even that's that's literally true is it really actually actually it's easier to get HIV yes because I heard it like that and I was like I'm not going to repeat that because of how how absorbent your fucking rectum is yes dude that's yeah it is literally true it's the same it's the same reason why you can get

drunk through your asshole yeah some people that put it and I'm just like how much of an alcoholic are you like how bad you like that works really fine dude How badly do you need to drink that you put your butt chugging? Your stomach absorbs it well enough, I think. I think it does. But you don't have to taste it.

That's true. That's true. Yeah, that's a big gamer knowledge, honestly. That's very true, actually. That's actually very true. But also, you would rather painfully shove things. Yeah, that's the thing that I can't get past really. You guys wouldn't?

I haven't tried it yet. Exactly. I can't get past. I can't get past that part of it. That's a good point. Maybe if you... Sorry, go ahead. No, no, I was just saying it's worse.

It's so much worse to shove something up your ass than to just eat something that you don't want to eat. Yeah, especially you can mix. You can chase alcohol or mix it or whatever. Yeah. You can make a drink out of it that it's nice and delicious. But, yeah, I think those people who party hard. They're like, I don't have time for this shit. I don't have time to drink an entire job.

I don't have time to take like four or five shots and wait like 10 minutes. That's crazy. Like you can't even wait 10 minutes to just fucking take like four or five shots and get drunk. Who has that time? You got that kind of time? You got that kind of time to fucking take forever to fucking ingest alcohol through your anus? I don't know. Maybe I do need to try it once before I stop talking shit, you know?

I'm talking shit and I don't know anything about this. Exactly. Bring your ass over tomorrow. some alcohol in it and then we'll see where we go from there, right? Listen, I'll get one of those little animal things they have. I had to do. Or you could let me do it. Either or.

There's that. That is easier. You know, how about, you know, I think I might still have a Dave Rubin's email. We can console him. Hey, Dave.

That's crazy. We want to put some alcohol up or ass. Say, say less. I'm there. I'm there. He lands with a thunderous clap. He's just.

He goes. It's already in your... He goes. I heard what involving butts. 151 proof alcohol. That's fucking... He's got the 151 Bacardine. He's like, all right.

I'm about to serve your ass up. All right. Who's first? The bottle's already up his ass. It's all crazy. Firmly up his ass. It's all go. It's all.

It's like, it's going up as if it's a straw. He's somehow sucking up through his ass. Like a silly straw you can see it going. And I'm like, that guy's a pro. That's a pro right there. How would he be like just constantly exhaling if he's trying to suck through his asses? He'd be doing something. When did you have to inhale?

Well, no, you want to inhale if you want to blow something out. ass. Do you see what I'm saying? Because the air's going in and then it would go out God damn it that's so stupid. So he's So he's drinking there's as he's screaming. He's screaming

and like And it And it creates a vacuum I get it right I totally understand I totally understand He's drinking it like a motherfucker through his asshole. You are just in here.

There's so much force going and is creating the effect of like a that is ingenious. We're now that's being sucked straight through you. He's fucking what you call beating France. No, I actually want France to win. Hey, don't fucking, don't spoil it from me. I usually watch the highlights. Oh, whatever. You're saying they're beating.

It's not over you. Yeah, the fuck. Yeah, but like, let me shut up. You're fucking like completely, you have no manners when it comes to spoilers. I don't respect people. That's why. I don't respect it. You got to here, man.

I complain about you. Try it some time. You'll, you'll feel better. I can't feel better. All right. Let's move on some questions. Derek,

I don't know if it's happening to you, but on my screen, your face is frozen. Not on my screen. Oh, really? Am I just, am I? Thank God. It's probably you clicking around watching the fucking World Cup when you should be working, probably.

Yeah, seriously. I have the thing streaming on three different, on both my monitors. No, for somebody's supposed to be. It's not for you. That's perfect. Jesus Christ. Oh, man.

It's going to go, man. World Cup. I hate the hate Riversides. Let's get some questions from our patrons over at Patreon.com slash a Star Tank. Remember, you can go over there. You can ask your questions. There's so fucking many of you.

So I have to like really try to get like good ones. or like this you got a I don't know man it's luck of the draw especially because like I can't have like I can't even do this thing where it's like oh I recognize that name so I'll say that person less because everybody changes their names all the time

slow learner reads 100 words an hour rodin it's really bad 100 words an hour is so bad it's goaded it is it is goaded in its own way

it's goaded in its own way it's goaded in like in like a golf in golf scoring. Yeah. He says, Hey Christopher Raymond Maldonado, Derek Blackman and Kingston Sweeney. What is... Nice.

I mean, Christopher Raymond Maldonado is not my name either. What's the best concert? What's the best concert you've ever been to? One that really surprised you and one left you going home wishing you could turn back the clock. For me, it was my chemical romance long live the Black Parade Tour. My buddy and I went to the Seattle date

and the first show of the whole tour. Wait, was that like... Wait, the long-lived the black parade. Was that, is that them doing it again? Oh, is that the one that happened recently or some shit? I guess. Might have been. Let's look.

Long-lived the black parade, because that sounds like something like an anniversary tour. It would be like, yeah, not, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're kind of implying that it's dead and you don't want it to die when you say that. Yeah, I think that's the modern day tour, isn't it? Let's see. probably I mean I have an answer right to me like I do the first real show that I went to that first rise again show with the data remember and I can't remember the other band 25 to 26 yeah yes the current tour it was it was 20 it was like early 2012 I think February 2012 or something like that they are I know it's early 2012 and they were playing at the oh my god what's that place at Poughkeepsie the mid Hudson Civic Center yeah and they were playing there and that was such a good show like they were on they were on it Because, you know, sometimes you go to a band and, like, they're just like, oh, it's one of the off nights that, like, their voice is fucked or whatever. Or, like, the acoustics of the room are not too good.

They were just on point that day. A day to remember, I don't really listen to, but it was they were, they were pretty good as well. I can't remember what the other band was. You could probably look it up if people are curious, like, what the other band was. But they were, they were good as well. That was just a good time. I remember going to the diner, like, we all went to the diner afterwards and we were screaming so loudly because we couldn't, we didn't understand. like our internal

barometer for how loud we were was completely fucked by the concerts. We were like unreasonably loud at this diner at like two in the morning. Yeah. For me it's a fond memory. It's definitely seeing paramour. So it's paramour than it's

probably probably going to be this one. I'm going to today. Oh yeah. Probably going to be. That's what if it sucks? I don't know. I don't think this artist could perform. I don't think she could perform.

in a way I think it sucks. I'm going to go there. I'm going to go to the show and make sure it sucks. Well, then at that moment, it'd be like that. Yeah. She's like my favorite modern singer. Like, I think she sings like an angel. So I couldn't imagine it being bad.

Like, I might cry. And I don't cry from music very. I don't cry. I've never cried from a live performance in my life. Mm. A live. I've, I would say,

when I saw funny enough, we were just talking about, I saw a string quartet and they played a Han Zimmer's hits and Blah. Yeah, that was exactly. Yeah, it was just, it was actually them just miming that.

They were just making noises with their mouths. Yeah, they just people in the audience. Eyes glisting. No, it was, it was good, dude. That one, uh, I was in Vegas. Uh, we did a, we did a studio jibbley one recently. That was pretty good, but the, the Hans Zimmer one got me. Like it, at one point, I started like feeling like, I was like choking up.

a little bit. I saw some old guy in front of me, like, weeping. And I started polling and laughing at him. And they're like, well, you're about to cry. You're laughing at them. You're a bitch. My favorite thing about music is that like it, like, it, like, no matter what it is,

it moves people. Yeah. Like, there's always somebody that it moves. So like, I was like, hey, I had a, I had a dream once. And this is a real story. I'm not even joking. This is a real story where, like, I had a dream was that I was at a concert and it was a disturbed concert. And they were singing, they were singing

Devon around 11th and then I I looked to my left and a guy is weeping. And I laughed myself awake. Like I laughed, I laughed so hard in my dream that I woke up because I was just making fun of this hypothetical person who was moved to tears by

fucking inside the fire. I would have cried laughing if I saw that. It, fuck, yeah, I was, I think I was dating Lacey at the time and she was, she got, I scared her. Because like I laughed so hard and she was like, what's so funny? I was like, I can't possibly explain.

I can't possibly explain what's so funny about this. Being moved by disturbed is like, by that song specifically. Is this like the, like there's, that's, that's served. Being moved by disturbed is also questionable,

but like I can at least like understand like there's at least, uh, chord progression science. Yes. That I could see attributed to some songs that they have that I could, that I could see like eliciting that response. But like inside the, fire is not one of those songs at all.

Listen, there's two songs. Look, there's two songs. I can, so obviously the cover of Sound of Silence. Sound of Silence, obviously probably moved a lot of people, but, you know, even though it's not their song, the way that they changed it, it made it a little bit more melancholy.

Maybe it could have moved some people. And I actually guaranteed that it did. And that's fair. There's a lot of people that never even listened to this stuff that were probably touched by it. And never heard you know, so, because if they heard that they're like, what the fuck? There's a song they have called, I think it's called Darkness,

it's from their second album that I love the... I think it's kind of funny. I think it's kind of... It's not that, but it has that type of vibe to it, where if you listen to it, the piano and the acoustic guitar and the song, and the strings, I don't necessarily love David singing on it, because he sounds kind of gay. Like, I don't know.

He sounds, he sounds, it's hard for me to describe, but it's a good song. I just wish disturbed it and sing it, but it's called darkness. And I really like, um, it sounds kind of gay as price. It's because he's just like, I don't know, don't turn away. I pray, like the way he's singing, it's like, the wounds I've spoken. Like he's singing in a way that I'm like, you're not used to singing like this and I don't like it. You know, like it's like signing bombs for Israel the whole time. time he's pulling the song.

You like sonny. Listen, I don't, here's the thing. I don't know when he became like that. I guess maybe he's always been a Zionist because there's actually in their first album, he's singing some, he's singing in Hebrew at one part of one of his songs. I think it's a song called Stupify. And in like the bridge, he sang some Hebrew shit. And I was like, what the fuck?

And I was like, and I threw the fucking CD out the window. No, I just... Ill Israel. I didn't know about... I didn't know about the Israeli regime. I was... I wasn't that if system of a down would have talked about it, I would have known about it. But in 2000, 2001, I wasn't privy to the atrocities they were doing.

Eric, do you think, do you think... It's probably a crazy question, but I think it's a valid question. Do you think, because he said... signed those bombs, right? No. Do you think like, do you think in Palestine where these bombs

were fallen? There's like a, like a Palestinian kid who looked up and he recognized, it's like, oh, disturbed. And then he's gone. That's entirely possible. It's entirely horrible. It's entirely.

I'm saying, I support it. I'm just, I'm just saying, like, do you think like, as the Bob was following, he's like, oh, that's the guy. Supporting it. Supporting it. You know, they put like whistles and shit on bombs, you know, to make them more like, you know horrifying you know this like what if they put inside the fire that's crazy this is this is so i've this is not this is not this is not i've not fact

check this entire never mind i'm i'm going to say it forget it because i don't know enough about it being sure or not so derrick hypothetically if uh if all if this whole i asked this question to our friend kyle the other day and i'm curious as to what you think about it because I think it's I think it's quite I think it's a good thought experiment okay if if this whole Israel thing turns around

it goes the opposite way and Israel is like just completely dismantled Palestine takes control of uh like Israel inexplicably somehow like is they lose right Benjamin Netanyahu goes under witness protection

he moves to the south and he now goes by the name Benjamin Netten Yeha. And he becomes a, like, a rodeo clown. Uh-huh. And he's, and he just has to live out the rest of his life as Benjamin Nett. Netanyah. Uh-huh.

Do you think, do you think he could live the rest of his life completely safe? In the South. You said the South. Yeah, yeah, Texas or something. Oklahoma. Oh, Oklahoma. Absolutely. And Wawoka, Oklahoma.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll start his new life as Benjamin Netton, Yehaw. Absolutely. It is so sad how well he can thrive. And it would be no problem because the people there are way too stupid and know that that's actually him. Yeah. You're like your name sounds cute.

I like it. It reminds me of this place. Yeah. As long as he doesn't like do anything to let people. in blue states to know that he lives there, I think he's completely fine. Yeah, he can't start like a YouTube channel or anything. No. He's got to be, he can't be like, it's me, Benjamin did the Dion.

I'm reviewing fucking Hunter the Reckoning for the original Xbox. Hunter the Reckoning. You can't really have that going on. You know, he's got to be kind of under the grid, a little, like away from the flock cameras. This is a really good game, but I do not have anyone to co-op with. And it is very, it is impossible to play with other people. All of my friends are dead. I left on the only shuttle and left them.

Now I am here and all my friends are dead. I have no one to play Hunter the Reckoning with. This is bullshit. Why did they not scale this properly? Because I get, well, it took me, did I tell you, it took me like 45 minutes to beat the first fucking boss? What the werewolf? No, no, no. It's like some meat and Hunter, Hunter the Reckoning.

The first boss is some giant. meat fuck that has like four legs, four like spider legs, and he's like a big meat mutant body. And he just comes up close to you and just tries to smash you. And it. He's a complete sponge like they're all are, but you just need more people to play with. And so it's a game I got a Uh huh. Yes. That's a game I got to pick up again. I haven't thought about like that because that is actually, you know, there's some games that like you're nostalgic for, but they're like nostalgic power is gone because you've like played them so much or something like it's like, where it's just like, oh, I have recent experience of this.

Right. You know, like, I've played, like, Halo 3 is not nostalgic for me because I, I've played it like three days ago, you know, and have been playing it consistently. Hunter the Reckoning, I genuinely don't think I've played since, like, 2002. Oh, wow. Like, I think it would actually, like, if I played it, it would, like, take me back in a way that's, like, fucking Frank. The game is very, it's so fun.

It's so fun. I think in 2024, I think I played it. And then I was, I played it in 2024? four what the fuck i couldn't get past or no yeah yeah yeah let so when we moved to this apartment last year i um because whenever i got my xbox my my xbox 360 and i still have uh hunter it's still in there and so i just booted it up and uh yeah i was mad because i couldn't get past one part where it's just wait is is is hunter backwards compatible with the 360 yeah absolutely oh awesome i know there's some that like some weird random games that aren't

like it's like a really random small pool but that was one of the ones where I was like, I don't know. So yeah, you got your Xbox now, your 360, so you can definitely play it if you get your hands on it. I only have the digital. I only have the digital copy right now. Of Hunter the Reckoning? Yeah. I don't even realize. Oh, my God.

Dude, I'm watching it right now. I remember gameplay of it because I played one wayward. Oh, yeah. That's a sequel. That's a sequel. I played the wayward with my cousin. I beat that game with him. I remember there's a part where you're at Griffith Park at like sundown or some shit like that for some reason.

You have to fight a werewolf that fights you on Griffith Park. And I'm like, what the fuck is not? So you know, you're at the observatory directly. You're fighting over the observatory. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? What is happening? That's interesting. I don't throw fire at you sometimes.

And I'm like, why? That's a where, what is happening? The other weird thing is I don't remember if I beat that game. or not. I definitely got it for PS2, the wayward. I have the booklet, but nothing else. It doesn't make any sense. I was like, how do I only have the booklet? So, yeah, and I don't have memory of,

I just remember they introduced a new person who was like, I don't know if they got him out of prison or something like that. Because the other one was, it was the priest, the Asian chick that I would always pick her because she was the fastest and she dual-wilded pistols, which is just the funnest. Then there was the fat guy with a shotgun and an axe, I think,

and then the black chick with the katana and then just like one pistol. And it was fun. It was nice. You know, I really liked that game, actually. I like it a lot. Yeah, very nostalgic for it. Yeah, they definitely,

that's a game that they could easily put on Steam or, you know, what, I don't know what they would have to do to do it, but put on Steam. And a lot of people would be like, oh yeah they should do something with this. Yeah. Too bad their right so those games are gone.

Yeah, that's the thing. Like, I don't know what hoops you'd have to jump through to get it on there. I hate that shit, man. It's just a lot, so many people can't experience what we grew up with. Yeah, yeah, it's a bummer. Not that, not that most people would necessarily want to, but like the fact that there's so little option, you know, like, because I can still easily get my hands on like old movies and shit. Right. You know, like almost almost no problem.

Like, and I could watch Casablanca right now. I could watch I could watch Inherit the Wind if I wanted to Like wow Like I could figure that out in the middle of like Right now and the next question Right And it is a bummer that like games are just kind of

In that weird space That's fucking ass really It is ass I did I try to man I was trying to This is a little bit off subject But I tried to I tried to mod

GTA 5 because I saw a mod It was a Kratos mod where Trevor was just doing Cratos's moves from God of War III. And I was like, oh my God, my God, I have to do this. And it was, modding for me is usually pretty easy. Yeah. This wasn't.

And it actually really perplexed me to where I had instructions. I'm like, oh, this seems simple enough. And nothing worked. And I had to download many things. It was so weird that I, at one point, I think I was at it for like two hours. And then I just completely gave up. And I was like, this is crazy.

Salute to people who make this shit. Because I'm trying to just use it. And I think the unfortunate thing is if you don't use it when it's fresh, updates make it way harder to use sometimes. So, like, I was, it looks so awesome, though, because it was just, if you ever played God of War III, the movesets are pretty wild, especially with the wings that you have and stuff like that from the second game.

and just seeing that fucking meth head scumbag like beating the piss out of people and flying around with wings and the blades of chaos it's so fucking funny but yeah I failed I think you post it's something like that on your Instagram story I did because I saw it on there and I was like

oh fuck I'm gonna have to do it and um just I failed it was crazy just the blades of chaos running a mucking fucking Los Santos is crazy it looks so awesome. I want to do it so badly.

I followed every step that I saw what I needed to do. Even like to circumvent certain things like, oh, you have the enhanced edition. This was normally meant for the legacy edition, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then it just wouldn't fucking boot up. And I was like, I don't know what I did wrong. I followed the instructions to the T and I

just gave almost so mad. Yeah. But that looks so fun, man. I might have even fucking, uh, Netflix announces a monopoly competition show with a $2 million prize. Monopoly?

Yeah. I would lose that shit. I don't even remember. Whatever. I love Monopoly, but I hate I hate playing that game because eventually I feel like I'm just being a cunt. But that's how you win. Yeah, nobody likes that fucking game.

I don't even like it. Who like that? You like it? I like Monopoly. It's fun. But it just turns into like being a real piece of shit eventually. Like it turns just like you have to be a complete lack of human decent. at a certain point.

And I'm like, oh, man, this feels bad. Right. That's true. Not other question. Chris, I end up giving my shit to Lily.

Yeah. All right. So we've got another one from Kevin. I'm in Kevin and his butt grips so hard I can hardly speak. He wrote in. Cool. Nice. Says,

What up? My suckable suck attaches. So do you have a game you wish was a movie first? Especially when the game has just has a killer story. You wish your non-gamer friends could experience? For example, I feel like Rise, son of Rome, had a wildly underrated story beats and a fantastically heroic and villainous characters. It has the mad gladiator vibes, but what?

And all my non-gamer gladiator fans will never enjoy something they'd otherwise fall in love with. That's always been a game that I've been curious about, Rise. I have beaten that game like three or four times. I really like it. Oh, really? Yeah, because it's short. It's if you like, if you like, like say Arkham,

like that type of style of fighting, it's very similar. In a way that it's beautiful because obviously it's fucking cryotech. Yeah. They just, their games look amazing. That shit looks at go download that shit and boot it up right now. It's a fucking game

came out in 2013. It looks incredible. Like it looks better than a lot of games that come out today. And, yeah, cry tech were crazy. Yeah. It's so good. So that. game is just again you know i like a lot of old i'm more of a greek guy but you know the romans had their good shit too so that that game's really fun really short which is like i like that it's just

short it's not like a you just want to play something real quick and beat it like like you're playing a campaign and like uh whatever you know like some gears or fucking halo shit it's like that aren't the romans and greeks mirrors of each other if i'm mistaken they're relatively similar which is the greeks just have it's just older and i think it's just better overall but like but you know obviously the romans are technically more important especially like you know with the empires and all that stuff blah blah blah blah blah they're just all they're just all like i don't know central european booty boys to me that's all they are to me this bunch of booty boys i mean fair enough but yeah suspect you know booty booted out you know like these are all booty boys in my

mind but the uh the the the the the story i mean it was all right i mean it's it's it's probably a little bit better than gladiator story it's kind of similar but not there's no like actual gladiator thing there is a story that almost mirri there's a game called shadow a rome that came out for ps2 that is almost 100% gladiator the movie that game is a classic shadow of rome shadow rome is very fun very fun very brutal um i like that game a lot it was it was really fun except for you know i think i've complained about this before the the stealth missions where you're this little bitch boy named Octavianus and then like, you know, you can't

Octavianus is a crazy name. You can't kill anyone. All you can do is throw like pots at niggas and maybe like you do little things to like slip up the guards but you can't just, you know, you're a little bitch-ass boy and that's what sucks. The contrast is ridiculous. It's, it's worse than like Joel and Ellie. You know, the contrast when you switch between them because Ellie could at least

do something in the first game. Yeah. She can, she can like do something. this little bitch boy couldn't do nothing and I hate those I don't know if you guys play the the latest modern war probably haven't the latest modern warfare

is I played them when I had a Xbox the PC Game Pass Oh yeah yeah And there's missions where You gotta help these like You gotta help this girl get out of her office or something And they're using all like the CCTV cameras

And so you got an instructor to go past these things And it pisses me off so much Because you can't do anything Obviously, if they spy you, they'll blast your face immediately. And so it's, the concept is cool, but not in the call a duty game where there's this huge contrast where I'm killing everybody. And then I got to have a cool down of doing none of that. And I'm like, it's, it's, it just feels weird in a call of duty game. Like you would expect that in like a splinter sale or a metal gear.

Yeah, yeah. It's supposed to be. It was, but it was a nice concept. But yeah, that's why I felt about Shadow. room. Anyway, I don't even know how the fuck I got. Oh, because he was talking about the rise. Yeah, I don't know if I like the premise of the question, to be honest.

Like, is there a game that I wish was a movie first? It's like, no. I don't, like, I don't really understand that. I would say maybe what if the, the only thing I can even think of close to is like, oh, if X-Men Origins Wolverine was if that was a movie.

If that was the movie. Right. Right. Yeah. Like something like That's the closest thing I can think of to the question. Yeah, the closest thing that I can imagine is like games that I would like. If X-Men Origins was the game and not the movie, I'd be happy. Yeah. It is crazy how good that game is, man.

And then that studio got stuck doing Call-Duty support shit or something. It's a bummer. But, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I really have a satisfying answer to the question because I don't know if I ever, I don't know if I've ever thought like, oh, I wish this game was a movie first so that other people could enjoy it. I was just kind of like, if you can't enjoy it, then that's really your problem. Like, I wish, I wish that people who didn't like games could enjoy the games. Yeah.

Like more so than I wish that the game could be bent into some weird form that they could, that they could appreciate that ceases to be a game. Right. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know if I, I don't know if that speaks to me. really. I totally get what you mean. Yeah. And I would say to, I just don't get people who cannot like video games. It doesn't make sense to me. It's like you don't like what like not liking it. This feels so insane to my brain. It's like why like why I understand not being a fan of like things that require a lot of like. Engage. Like I don't know. If you're younger than if you're younger than 40 years old, I kind of don't understand. Like if you're older, if you're like in your 50s or something or your 60s like I could I can understand. because video games at a certain point we're just like, ah,

this is like, what the fuck is this? And then also, like, once they started, like going from the NES to like a PS2 or something, like the sheer number of inputs that you have to keep track of and then the sticks, I can understand why that would be so disorienting where you're just like,

I just don't have any desire to figure this out. Yeah. But like, if you're 40 years old or under and you're like, or like even 45, maybe even 50 to be honest, and you're, and you're like,

ah, there's nothing here. for me. I'm just like, ah, you're weird. And I're slow. You're weird. It's more of like, yeah, I feel, I feel a little bad for you because it is a, it's a missing out thing. It's like, uh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, you know, the thing is you know that they're just like scrolling. You know what I mean? You know that they're just like, instead of doing this, instead of like playing a game, they're just like scrolling TikTok for hours on

their phone or scrolling Instagram for hours on their phone or watching the fucking same, watching NCIS episode 5,000. You know what I mean? It's just like they're not replacing, like they're not doing anything interesting with the time that they could be spending with video games. If you were old and you were like, if you're like a 70 year old adventurer, right? And you're going around, you're hiking or you're like doing nomad

shit. Don't play video games. Like whatever. You got like a whole life. You got a whole thing going on. But like most old people are sitting in retirement doing fuck all. And it's crazy to me because they have this entire medium of interactivity available to them. And they just like it's, they just can't wrap their around it. It's insane. It's insane. It's sad and I do appreciate some of the older people that you know, it's usually through a grandson or something that does introduce them and

essentially almost forces them to get in the video games and they get into like one game obsessively and then they killed their wife because, you know, their wife wanted them to like come to dinner early or something. He was like, no, they don't play Eldon Ray. I don't play It's right. Real gamers know what it's like. Let me play my games. Don't bother me, bitch.

Don't bother me, bitch. Don't fucking bother me, bitch. Let me game, bitch. That is so crazy. Bother me.

Let me fucking game, slut. Get out my fucking room, whore. Get out my fucking room, whore. So let me game, bitch.

Let me game. Let me game. All right, let's see. What do we got here? Oh, my God. In Word, Rodin. N-Learn, Roden. Surprised we haven't just had an N-word.

Like, you know, like just a letter N and word as the name. That is kind of crazy. Taco 2D wrote in. He says, yo, guys, you have to see this. I just learned about this new Disney character that sounds like a Star Tank creation, Captain Dureg. Apparently, people are arguing whether he is cool. or enforcing racial stereotypes. But honestly, I thought it was a cool idea.

Captain Durag, is that a real guy? You said Disney. Yeah, Captain Durag by Disney. Am I getting like, am I getting Chris right now? It feels like it. Especially I'm like, like, in the context of what? Like Disney has like a show or what is it? Captain Durag.

Sounds like an 80s. No, wait, huh? Captain Durag is a black superhero featured on a Disney, on the Disney Jr. animated preschool series, Hey, AJ. Created by former NFL player Martellus Bennett.

What the hell? The hero wears a du rag as a mask and cape. Oh my God. He's got a grill too. I fuck with that. He's got a grill too, dude. No way he's a grill.

He does. Either that or he doesn't brush his teeth. Either way. Yo. Either way. This is fucking fascinating. Hey AJ. I think I have seen,

I think I know, I've seen that art of like the Hey AJ show before, but like, holy fuck. I haven't, I don't know anything about this. I've absolutely only seen it once, Max. Like,

I'm getting like a weird, like tingle. I think I've, I think I've seen like hints of that. Captain DuRag is insane. I mean, listen, it's,

I, my honest first reaction is, is, Like, why not, I guess? Yeah, it's not. You know what the thing is, it's like, it's, it's actually too subtle to be a Star Tank character. Like, it's, it's not, it's not as over the top as I was expecting when I, when I was, like, there's not to be like Captain nigger or something like, you know, like. Right, exactly.

It has to be. Or just nigger. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, like, I don't necessarily. to me it's like why would it be so what I would need to do I would need more context to like

is he doing horrible things you know like is he doing bad stuff what's the lore behind him like how did he get his powers is it does he have powers or is it a Batman situation drink like malt liquor and then he turns into a superhero some shit and I'd be like what the fuck

but like if he's just like he drinks an entire bottle of Hennessy and becomes Captain Duregg yeah If something like that happened, I'd be, okay, this is kind of crazy. He faces it. He like faces the bottle of Edison. You asked you.

Yes, again, it's like the spinach. You know, like pop by spinach. You have to just hurry up and down the whole thing. And then they get a nigga and a nigga and a digger. Imagine. Yeah, boy. Down your throat. Yeah, niggins.

This starts, I don't know. This starts a bedding his kids left and right. And he's just like. He starts a bad. his kids. He, I don't know, he goes to jail, he gets out within three minutes. He's constantly repeat offender. I don't know what else.

What else? He's actively wearing a shirt of fried chicken skin. His shoes are made of watermelon. His shoes are made of watermelons. Like he's something, something wildly racist. That's so crazy. Let's move on. Guy number 99.

Listen, I think all of this is hilarious. I don't know. I'm not looking at Captain Durag. This is crazy. It sounds innocent. Look up his lore and then I'll read this next question and then you'll report back to us with the lore that you find. Guy number 999 eating Bonnie Blues box.

Jesus Christ. Yo, that's... That is crazy. You deserve better than that king. You know that, right? If that's what you want, man. That's crazy. You can do better than that king.

that's so i mean it's already unhygienic i guess but like that's to a degree like the idea that's the idea that lapping up genitals could be made a hundred times more unsanitary is wild you know like that is earth a thousand times more unsanitary is wild that's so gross that's not a thousand time it's unquantifiably it's unquantify that's like that's like that's like another that's like not a number you can give like this is right like no it's gross you're eating you're eating you're eating someone that just took a fucking chew-choo's vagina you're you're bugging it's like it's like an exponential

increase yeah anyway he wrote it he says howdy quiss delwick and king and quinkston on the rice pirate episode you all touched on getting bullied my first encounter with a girl uh I wasn't

my first encounter with a girl I wasn't related to in kindergarten in kindergarten she said ew you have girl legs as I said hi in my little cargoes which made me not wear shorts again until my senior year. Oh my God. What's something dumb that had a profound

impact on you? I love that. I love I fucking love that. I actually didn't wear, I actually refused to wear shorts for like a good 10 years. Not because of anything anybody said to me, but because I found an ant on my leg once when I was sitting in the grass.

I was like, or not an ant, it was a spider. And I was like, okay, no. You're like, I can't do this anymore. I'm not having my legs exposed to the to the, to the, to the, to the insects. You don't get it. I think it's why to this day I have like three shorts. I don't know. What? What's not stuck with me? Oh, my teacher making fun of me with that, what's

that picture. That definitely did damage. What picture? The me drawn a lollipop tree. And he's like, is that a lollipop or a tree? Like, that did damage to me for sure. But, uh, I think that's what the, uh, what started what kicked off the conversation. Yeah. But I don't know. I got, I got bullied, but I got like New York City bullied, which is just like, I don't know, like, loki assaulted. So I said, hitting kids back. And I feel like that was a good thing I had to just learn.

I had to do. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know what like, I just, I'm just kind of alien to it. I don't know if anything. I'm still looking up Captain Duhra. So I'm getting some context and I'm actually a little concerned. What is the, what is the context?

So for what I'm hearing right now and this is, unfortunately, I'm hearing it from people giving commentary. So two different people. But I want to look at it itself just to verify it. So apparently he's not even a superhero. He's a garbage man. So he doesn't fight crime. He has a sidekick that's a snow bunny.

Which I don't know if you know the implication of that people listening. And black culture what we call white women, or at least what some people call him, call him snow bunnies. And he's from Slime City. There's, it's it's actually kind of weird.

It's not so like if that's all like from I heard two different commentators talking about that. I'm like if that's what it actually is, that's kind of crazy. That's awesome. You put it in a kid show. And I was like, because our original impression was like, oh, he's a superhero. Just Captain Durag. I'm like, oh, so he's probably fighting crime and he's doing like good stuff. And I'm like, oh, but he's not fighting crime.

And he's got some like, I don't know, man, that's weird. I'm actually, I'm a little invested after the show. I'm going to look into this shit because I'm a little invest. it's kind of crazy Slime City Rough man That's a rough one You know

A football player did create it So they all have CTE So you know I'm just saying Yeah man I don't know if there's Captain Duregg Gopton Dureg

I'm actually Oh my God Doeag You want to see me do a flip That's crazy Oh man I definitely want to look at this I can't believe

I've never heard a peep about this. I mean, I guess how could I? I don't hear anything about children's shows. I don't know what the hell's on right now. You see me do a headstead. Yeah. It falls on the ground. That is still.

Oh, yeah, but there you go. Type to do right. Backhand springs, I can do them. All right. Let's see. It's like freaking Adrian Bruner, that fucking guy. it's insane seeing in the condition he's in right now compared to what he was man

I don't know what is he what is he what happened oh shit you're right you're right no no sorry sorry all in all this all this came flowing and oh my god I forgot about how fucked up he is Adrian what happened so Adrian Broner was like was gonna be like he's huge he has you had his ceiling was limitless on the type of box he was gonna be people were comparing to be like oh he's probably going to be like the next Mayweather let's putting it that way Mayweather reason somewhat mentoring him. And then he made a few bad mistakes. Didn't really grow.

So then he started just being mediocre and then just fucking became an alcoholic and started streaming. Oh, this guy, right. Yeah. And so, yeah. Oh, my God. It's the amount. I forgot about how. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. That is sad. The shape he was in like maybe nine years ago was crazy. Yeah. He was in. crazy. Now he looks like how Gucci Maine used to look.

Yeah. Got out of the prison the last time. Now Gucci looks great. Yeah. He's turned it all around except for I think he was extorting people, you know,

for like he was, he was, you know, bad contracts. Still signing rappers with bad con. Like, man, like come on.

How are you going to fuck your own people over like that? Man, it's crazy. Whatever. Forget that we're our people, man. Yeah.

Same shit all the time. It's fucking tragic. But yeah, man, He, James Boy looks really, like, I saw him and I was like, what? He looks crazy. If any of you people listening right now, don't know about this dude, please go, there's probably compilations of him, they're bad.

They're really sad. There's one of him coughing, hacking, farting. And I'm like, this is hilarious. Dude, he kissed, I forgot who was who his poohs street stream partner was. Like, they were like beefing. And he got up in his face and kisses him on the lips. And then the dude was like really pissed off. And he's like, hey, man, if you want to, you want to step outside, it's your choice.

And of course, the guy didn't fight him because you're not going to fight a boxer that could kill you. But he kissed him. Like, that's crazy. You want to find him? You wouldn't want out there. No, I have enough sense to not. If a boxer came up to me. You're pussy.

Listen, I can't say, okay. I get it. You're pussy. Listen, I get it. Yes. Yes, I am. Me dis baiting you. But here's the thing. No, no, it's absolutely true. In my mind right now, I would do the pussy thing and absolutely back down. But if in the heat of the moment, yeah. I don't know. What if I would swing and immediately regret it? Because I'm going to get my jaw broken now.

If you swung, I'd be like, Derek, I'm like, while you're in the hospital on your death, but I'd go to you, I'm like, you were so stupid. You are looking at you. Look at you. You're in a wheelchair. You know, Jojo's going to, you know, Jojo's going to have a great life without you. You know, because you're a dumb ass and you swung a boxer. She's going to. thrive without you. You're an idiot. It's crazy. Like, even in the shame he's in, like, just, he'd kill you in me so quick. Yeah, he would, he would, he would, he would blight you. It's insane. He can, because you don't lose the ability to move like that. If you do it for years and years, he still knows how to move.

Oh, yeah. He probably, he probably does not what he was. Yeah, he can't beat the top boxers, but regular civilians, like, yes, he can kill us. The idea of someone, the idea of you swinging on him is so crazy. Yeah, especially like for being, because it's not even obviously getting kissed by a guy

is not the thing that would infuriate me in a way that like say if it was oh we're doing a bit or I'm I'm an actor or something obviously I'm consenting this is all a part of it dude just coming out of nowhere and kissing you to antagonize you there is a part of me that does feel enraged thinking about that like how dare you like you think you think I'm that homophobic that this would

me and then of course I guess I am because I bothered would and then you fucking be like oh no I'm a problem and you have to reconcile that with yourself like oh shit I have done that before though and I got really mad you ever had a homophobic let me ask you something have you ever like say throughout your life saw like a really passionate like homo kiss on something and you had a reaction that and like say a laugh or something like a woe in a way that's like oh if if I saw two straight people kissing like that I wouldn't have I would be neutral I've kissed men before So like I don't know man Like I'm not like it doesn't like Like that doesn't bother me at all Yeah well I mean see

I've never made out with a man But I've definitely pecked another man on the lips before So like it's like I mean but Friends family? What do you talk about? Friends yeah That's interesting I'm not doing it right I'm not doing it regularly

I haven't done it like regularly But I've kissed men before It doesn't like I've never tripped out about it See the only thing that's weird to me is about is like People men touching or people touching you why does that bother you more like when I'm cresting my feet between your toes?

Because that just feels like are you touching my feet? That's insane. That's insane. The thing for me when it comes to people touching me one particularly I don't like people touching me very often. Right.

Because of the fact that that's my own, that's my own like thing. Like I'm overly guarded. But the thing about people touching me, when you're touching me to bother me is like you're just doing this to annoy me at this moment. Don't do that. But I don't know.

I don't know, man. Like, I don't think, I don't, I think two men kissing like, man, I was like maybe when I was 14. I was like, what the hell's going on? It's something like, so you have like a, I still have somewhat of a funny. And, and I, I think, like, I think of what I was like, that's a little, that's kind of a problem. You know, because I'm like, I don't take it seriously. And that's not, I shouldn't do that. Right. Yeah. You haven't cured yourself for your homophobia entirely.

Not completely if I'm still like, like, say if I saw like, like, a homo kissing in, um, in a, uh, game of Thrones. I'd be like, like, like, I'd think, uh, you know, like kind of a little like, oh shit. kind of a what the hell are they doing not like a what's happening it's more of it like oh this is fun or this is funny and not just like oh how romantic like i guess i wouldn't do that if i was watching a passionate scene and uh what what's the the gay cowboy movie uh broke back mountain yeah yeah like if i saw that movie and i'm seeing a really heartfelt scene i probably wouldn't laugh you know so you're telling me if you're telling me that if you saw gay niggas a hoi you'd be laughing if you all right all right We got some questions. I kind of. I'm like, ew. It's like if somebody,

if somebody clicked on gay porn right now, I would like start laughing. Because, because that's ridiculous. Like, it's like me just immediately streaming gay porn to the middle of this right now. Like that's wild.

It's a bad example. Like, I'd laugh. It's a bad example. But like if, I don't know, man, like I just,

I actually think that a lot of, if people weren't so homophobic, a lot of men can learn a lot from a bunch of like gay media. Because it's like, love, love that. kind of way is just never really understood by men for the most part. It's just not. Yeah, sure. Actually, I agree. I agree. And it doesn't. And I think and I think because so many men are

fucking misogynistic, they can't get it. They just can't accept it from a woman. So seeing it amongst two gay men might be a useful means for them to see it. There's just two dudes. What was a recently? Damn. Oh, man. I can't remember. Damn. There was some manosphere. Somebody was, um, I'm not going to remember. It was just about... We're doing it just to be friends with men. I think it was fucking what to it. I think it was on Dana White said some dumb shit like that recently. I can't remember. Yeah, I was trying to think of something that

whatever, Chris, go ahead. Just move on. Because I'm not going to remember what I was going to say. All right. Eating Sweeney's kidney like Isles Jack wrote in. So, so guys, I have to bring up an odd topic I've been sitting on for a while now. So a few months ago, someone brought up that New York Times article with Kingston in it, where he went missing

and it describes him as being 4 foot 11. But he says he's like six foot three. So why does he lie? And more so, why do you both cover for him? Honestly, my respect for this podcast fucking plummeted after learning about this. That's insane. I, we do it. All right. Well, we've been caught. We've been caught. We, I guess we have to just come clean. We have been using various Gandalf tricks to make Kingston appear. Much tall. I actually am. I'm sorry. Much tall, much bigger than he actually is. He is in fact, four foot 12. So he's only grown, he's only grown one inch since he was a child to now.

First of all, I was not 4.11 at that period of time at all. There is no way I was 411. I mean, the media says, like during that, during that period of time, I was so tiny. I was really small most of my life. So saying I was 411 is insane. This is, it's just not true at all. I think it was right before we had our first video episode on the podcast, you grew it a 6-3 or whatever.

Yeah, I mean, just fucking lengthed myself out. He's like, yeah, no, the way that, that,

uh, ride in was framed. It was like if Joe Rogan was fucking riding in, dude. Yeah. Why does it, why does it lie? What's it?

I think was that to the Tim Walls thing? I can't remember what it was. Oh my God. What was it? What the, that's going to drive me crazy. There was some. Something where Joe Rogan got fooled is an idiot.

And then he says, why does it lie? Like, fucking insane. Insane thing for an adult to say in the context that he said it. Yeah. I wish I could remember it. I want to pull it up real fast and see. Yeah, see if you can find it.

Oh, no, it was like one of those boxing, celebrity boxing matches were dad and. Oh, it was crater clash. It was crater clash. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. It was the first one, right? Why does it lie? Why do you do like that?

It's just watching a son beat on his father beat on his son. And I just, I was like, oh my God, Joe. Dude, Creator Clash was so funny. Crater Clash earned its, like, that clip alone is such an all-time. Like, that is so good, man. This guy's like, his dad's wailing on his son. And you can tell how, like, distraught Joe Rogan is. Totally.

He's getting choked up. He's getting choked up. Talking about dad beating up fucking, what is it, Matt Watson? Yes, yeah, I think that's right. Something from fucking Super Mega. It's insane. Oh, yeah, so funny. Good stuff.

Just beating on his son, man. Best thing to come out of, best thing to come out of creator class is that. They pulled that off, that that is in our fucking Lex. That is in our zeit guys, dude. That's attached to you forever, Chris. What?

Matt Watson. You were involved in that. You were there. Yeah, I went to it. I went to that one. You are synonymous with creator clash now. Excellent. I guess.

People don't really bring it up. That's true. Father actually to beat on his son like that. You were like, yeah, beat on him like that. Yeah, Joe Rogo said, you knew that guy that Chris Rigan? He put him up to it. It is crazy how little, like I punched that, that referee. Oh, yeah.

And like, you don't want to care. For sure. That really, there was nothing. There was an article on Fox about it. I think. It was so ridiculous. It's like it's in the middle of a boxing match. Like,

man, you gotta print that out. Fox? I should. I should do that. I should frame that and put it in my bathroom or something. Yes, sir. Yes.

Like right in front of the toilet, like right in front of the toilet when you're sitting down, eye level. So like everyone's forced to read it. And every woman is forcing to read it. Striking a black woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just going right up beside her head.

this fucking, you fucking broad, dink. That's crazy. You know, the interesting thing too, that, and you got lucky, Chris, in a way that, um, with all of the controversy that was happening surrounding it, because of like, froggy fresh or whatever the fuck, um, you took, you were completely, like, victimized in that whole entire ordeal. Like, and, like, there was no shades or shots or nobody tried to do anything to you. It was just like, oh, man.

how fucked up that they switched out and they gave them a much larger. Like, you know, that was the whole narrative. So I think even you hitting the woman and all that kind of stuff was maybe even a little bit of justice or something. They were like, he was just lashing out. He was just fucking.

The amount of times that I have like weirdly narrowly avoided. Like there's so like I think about that, that picture of all of us at the I hop at Vidcom all the time where I'm like kind of cut out. Because I'm off to the side. Right. I'm kind of in there, but like I'm not really. And then there's like the VidCon thing where like every all the all those went to the flag, the Kekistan flag.

No, no, no, I'm talking about like when we, we all went to Anita's panel. Oh, okay. I wasn't there. She was doing a panel. Like I was in the front row with everybody. But like all the pictures, all of the pictures, I'm not even exaggerating. I'm conveniently covered by like Andy Worski or like someone else. Like, it was as if there was a concerted effort to pretend like I wasn't there.

That's awesome. So, like, I've not, I've just, like, narrowly avoided a lot of these. That's crazy because I, it's very funny. I didn't know you were there. I, uh, I perfectly didn't go. I was like, I, I slept in late. I was like, I'm not fucking going to that. And, uh, I kind of regret not, because I didn't know was that shit was going to happen and she was going to talk shit to Sargon.

And all that. I didn't, I didn't know any of that shit was going to happen. which is kind of bold when you think about it. In hindsight, when I'm thinking about it, like, that's fucked up. Like, you're on this panel and they're like, oh, here's this guy's been talking mad shit about me for like a year. It is crazy. It wasn't so ridiculous, dude. I could imagine that would have been a wonderful time to exist.

Just to see how fucking insane every human being was at that. There was a lot of audacity. So much, man. There was a lot of, I tell you the, the, the, I might have set this on the show before, but the thing that really killed all the vibes for me and about like what is going on with we were sitting in like this little hotel lobby that was connected to the convention, whatever. The Anna Mike had I'm convention center. And, uh, some fucking mom came up to us. And she was just like, I just want to thank you all for all the amazing work you're doing. And I was like, what the, bitch, I'm just talking shit.

Like what do you? Yeah. What is happening? Yeah. You should have boomed the right. You should have boomed the right there. Boom. Right.

There was. I really appreciate everything you've done and you just take a pistol out. I know exactly what you're talking about. Like that seriousness. Yeah. Whereas it's like, this is not serious. It's not at all.

I was like, like, and I remember having that at VidCon or there's this, uh, there were some people like that. Whereas just like, I don't, I don't really think you get it.

Like where this is, I, I don't know what, you think I'm doing here. But like this is deeply not, you understand that I have a fake llama that I talk to you, right?

Right, right. You understand, like, this is not fucking Walter Cronkite. Yeah. Or something or like fucking, I don't know, like journalism that I'm doing. But even the more like, conservative freaks that were like,

how serious is Milo Yanopolis or Stephen Crowder? The unsurious fucking people It's weird how It became like this thing Oh, people And then they try to get involved in politics and shit I'm like what's happening?

I thought we were making fun of Triggly Puff Like what happened? The thing Triggily Puff is fucking nutty. You remember that stupid bullshit? There were so many good There were so many good names Like AIDS Skrillix is my favorite

Because it like it doesn't roll off the tongue At all but also does But like, and it's, it is a perfect description. Like, so there's all this. It was all this funny, goofy shit. Like that Jordan Hunt. That Jordan Hunt guy who like, who like, uh, double spin kick the phone of that out of that girl's hand.

Oh, yeah. That dude. The way he stuck is, he stuck his tongue out too, I think right before he did it. Like, he was really focused. He chambered it, dude. He like, he took the chain. He was like, all right. He sat.

He said his leg. He lowered himself. And I was like, oh, This is about to be, this is about to be magic. I turned to the, I turned to the camera. I was like, you guys. It was all so funny. And then like the thing, the thing I remember, the thing that I remember being like the obvious point was like, oh, Sargonne was running for UKIP or something.

And I remember being like, oh, this is stupid. You can't do that. That was. You have a show called This Week in Stupid and you're running for like political. Like, it's, it's so insane. Oh, man. There's a stupid. There's a, there's a.

He made it. A weekend, there's a weekend parody of you. There is a, there is a, what's his name? Raka Raka Ali made a parody song of the weekend about Sargon. Like that's how, that's how serious this was. That's how serious this was. And then it got to the point where I'm like, okay, you know, this is, this is going in its own direction. I guess they got, they got gassed up so hard that they thought they were actually doing something.

And I was like, this is the, you know what it was the. You're smart enough to know this is the fucking internet, dude? Like, the people who vote don't know who you are. Like, I just, I don't understand this. Like, they think that like everyone knows who, like, oh, I have millions of views on YouTube. That doesn't fucking mean anything. Like, like, the amount of- You don't get it, Derek.

I don't, I don't. I don't. You're just, some people understand what it is to, like, really gain notoriety and power. And you're just, like, dumb, gay and black. I'm just, never get it, man. sorry man you're just so you're so stupid you're right man like it's why i didn't i never made it to the that's why i never made it to you can't even i'm american i never made it you it's why that's why they didn't invite me to the to the big show they didn't they didn't have you at the fucking chain

they didn't have you there talking to people you were like hey i'm derog i don't know and i i like metal music guys can you imagine like say 20 2018 i ran for so i ran for fucking a congressional seat can you Imagine me doing that. I probably would have just stopped talking to you before. Like I just can't do it. It's just like all these people like deaf noodles trying to run. It's like what are you what are all these people doing? You can't do this.

Right. You can't. Why not? I guess why not? I mean, you can't try. I mean, you can realistically.

What if some of them were actually would have been way better politicians than the ones we got? I mean, maybe some, maybe something by, just by default. genuinely probably really decent politicians. I actually don't agree because I think I think they would be probably even faster to take money than some of these other people that feel like they got to like cover their bases and make sure, you know, and vet the people they're taking money from.

I think they'll just. Instead of A pack, it'd be Wii pack. Just straight up fucking. Yeah, man. I love Israel. Genocide. Ignor the explosions. Ignore the explosion.

I love them. Bomb pack, kill pack. Bomb pack Kill pack Boom pack Boom pack The idea is like Let's start

Kill Pack It's awesome Oh my god All right Let's see I love Genesiting the Gossin I fucking love it

It's fucking I love it man You want to see my big hands 10 million from fucking genocide Gazen pack Don't mind if I do Who

Yippee That's it I'm watching I'm white. Oh, man. I don't know. I want some. I want some,

I want some, I don't want genocide money, but I want, I want something. You're either either you're willing to get down in grammar, you're a pussy, right? I'm a big pussy and I don't like it.

Either you're taking money from people that are killing people, or you're a fucking bitch. You guys, you're a fucking mind, All right, dude. Are you guys familiar with Iron Mouse at all? Do you know Iron Mouse? No, I don't think so.

So Iron Mouse is a V-Tuber. Oh, definitely not, no. Fairly, I think, fairly popular. I don't really know, honestly. I just, they were up for like a streamer award or something like that. Iron Mouse. Oh, they must be popular. Let me see.

Yeah, 1.7 million subscribers. Somebody mentioned this to me recently, and I didn't even realize. They reacted to Homo Wien. on their stream. What? Where did you see that? I can't hold on. I can't hold on.

I don't remember somebody mentioned it. Come, everybody, come. Somebody mentioned it. I was streaming, I think, and somebody linked it to me. Yeah, it's Iron Mous reacts to Homo weed. It's like one month ago. A month ago? A month ago.

Not even around Halloween? mean? This is fucking that is fucking stupid. The people in the chat The people in the YouTube chat can Uh, or the YouTube chat,

what the fuck am I saying? Uh, the people, the people in the audience listeners and all that, they could find it pretty easily. Iron mouse reacts to homo wean. That is. I just put Iron mouse homoween.

And it's so fucking jarring. But like, we crack this bitch up. So like, uh, it was nice. I appreciate it's always nice to see people, fucking cracking.

up at the shit that you do because like normally we don't know what you guys experience. I really hate V2. Like I was gonna, I got excited to listen to this and immediately I saw a YouTube vituber move around and I was like I don't care anymore. That's crazy. That was like that was like phobia. Like that was like hating like hating like hating a kind of thing. Hating this person who likes the things.

It's like no reason. I just, I don't know where that came from. That's not me. That's my father. It is literally you, but. It bothered me. I was like, I saw that immediately like it reacted. It was like, what's going.

on. I was like, oh, I hate this. I hate this. But yeah, I saw this. There's like parts where she just pauses and laughs for like a fucking solid minute. And I'm just like, yes, dude. Wow. You did it. It's nice. I like it's, I like it. Because we don't get feedback like that. We get comments, right? And we get like, well, we don't see people laughing. Like, we don't see that reaction to the shit that we, we put out. We see people say like, L.O.L. or like, oh, I, I laugh at this all the time. But like, you know, who the fuck. It's different to see it. So shout out to Iron Man. I don't know anything about that but maybe she's incredibly problematic and like me the fuck knows. I haven't seen

that Mujin guy or I already forgot the guy that I started watching. No, there's some guy that I was watching that I've recommended on the show. I already forgot his name. It's something Jim. That sounds right. Mugin. I think that sounds right. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. I haven't seen, I haven't heard of Iron Mouse. So as far as I'm concerned, she's in the clear because everything

fucked up V-tubers do that guy covers. That's crazy. Yeah, you know, it made me So two things kind of happened recently We talked about it because somebody mentioned it They said about the lyrics to How to Save a Life or whatever Did we ever do that?

We didn't. And then I was looking at my Instagram To see how many gay things that I've done In the past year Like homosexual or like actively music Because you know your music I don't know if you had enough time for the other one. Yeah, that that's

That one's infinite, but like actual In parodies. It's six, six posts in a year and I'm like, and I'm like, man, I'm stupid. I'm fucking dumb,

dude. Like, that's dumb. Like, if we, I talk about wanting money and shit. I don't fucking, it's,

I'm just an idiot. So I was like, shit needs to ramp up. We, we should record our stuff. Look at what happened with that. Every time we put something out, it does numbers and shit.

We just do one, what we need to do. We should make an effort to do more of them. What we need to do is we need to take a very solid one. Because those are the ones that break containment. Like the thing with like the thing like because I remember being at a friend of ours house. My friend Paul. And we were just chilling in the living room.

I think we were like taking edibles or whatever. And he puts on the the gay toy story thing that we did. Oh, right. Right. Because he thought it was so funny. And I was like, you know we did this. You know that this is mine. and he was like, what?

What a fucking coincidence, man. And it was so crazy that that happened. He genuinely not know? He genuinely, like, he's not, he's not, he fucks around with people, but not in that way. Like, like, he wouldn't, like, it was genuinely, he was like, flummoxed. And he was also high and he was like, I can't handle this right now. He was stressed out. But, like, those are the things that break containment more often.

So like, or like a random animated or a random clip, obviously. You got a dick it be. Yeah, that's a good one. I was actually, you know what? Again, so this is just, this is a fucking issue. I clipped that because I was like, oh, it was never shared on our Instagram that you got a dick in me. Oh, yeah, we should do that. I clipped it.

It's on my phone ready to share and I forgot. You know what I mean? I was saying, you know, it was funny. I did the same thing with Gadeoactive. Oh, she. I did the same thing where like I clipped it and I was like, this will be a good thing to post. And then I was just like, I don't know what the fuck stop me for doing. It's just do that.

You don't want to succeed. That's what it is. Y'all don't want to succeed, man. I mean, listen. You don't want to fly high. I would never. A radioactive is huge. Yeah.

That is the one. That's actually a queer anthem I've heard from queer. That's a good one of the one of a one of our listeners performed it at. We don't know what the context of it, but it was performed live. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So when I forgot about that, it's insane. It really bothers me, though, like how it really is always the dumbest shit. The absolute dumbest.

It's the dumbest. Like, I just did a, I just late last, no, no, not late last night. Late, I think like 2 a.m. two nights ago. I drew a fucking stupid, like, comic. of Timmy Turner wishing Crocker was a pedophile and then he wins the election. It's six seconds. I did it because I couldn't sleep and I was like trying to tire. I was literally trying to tire my eyes out from just like staring at like a bright white screen and like drawing.

And it worked to be fair. Like a million in a day. And I'm like, are you kidding me? Really? Yes. What the fuck am I doing? I really should just be putting out garbage all the time. You should.

You can make things that are funny and silly at the same time. You don't have to, not everything has to be high art, you know? That's true. Yeah. I'm learning that very slowly. It feels bad though because, hey,

I have, I have a song that I wrote in 2023, and I finally got it ready to a point where I was like, you know what? I like it. It's good. And I don't want to put it out because it's not, going to do numbers. There's no, it doesn't matter.

If I put, if I put out, you know, give me the D boys and feed my whole, I want to get lost in your cock and balls and suck dick. I'm gay. And then, and then that's going to do 12 million. Yeah. But the thing is that you, the thing is that you can tell you make projects for yourself. I understand. No, you're right. You're totally right. You're an artist. Did I, did I tell you, by the way, nothing Kingston's saying is important right now. That's great. Did I tell you? Did I tell you. I want you know the idea you're about to have is dumb, no matter what it is.

Even if it cures lives, I want you to know it's dumb. It's not an idea. I was telling, I was going to say that like that, that real that I did of Timmy Turner, that comic on Instagram, it offended a lot of Republicans, which is crazy because I wasn't even thinking about that. It wasn't even remotely in my mind that that would be like a thing. I mean, it definitely, you know, it hits close to home for certain people. Exactly.

They're offended because they fucking know. Yeah. That all the people they elected are diddling kids. So sorry. If someone looks at me, he's like, man, I can't stand gay black people. And I'm like, right? You too, right? I was like, don't say that about my friends.

About my friends. Don't say that about my friends and myself. Don't say that's not nice. Don't say that about myself. I'm not about my friend and self. All right. Let's get one last one and then we'll get the fuck out of here. Let me just see if I could find a good one.

Oh, this is an interesting one. This is kind of like a correction or like a, I guess a confirmation. Son, Son Chodeku wrote in. He says, So, fellas, following up to the latest episode, this is a week ago, so it's not necessarily the most accurate. But he says, following up to the latest episode, I just wanted to reaffirm or to affirm that Kingston was right about there being a third PS2 model. It was called the P this is what you were talking about that fat PS2 that none of us, we didn't, we weren't aware of. It was called the PSX and was large and white and you could and you could record and burn stuff onto DVDs with it.

But it didn't release outside of Japan due to low sales and retail price. Anyway, as a semi-related question, what's something that was somewhat expensive that you thought? What that you, what? Oh, that you bought because you thought it was cool or worth the purchase at first and it ended up having. buyers remorse with it for whatever reason cheers every time i buy a box of cards every single time i buy a box of cards i'm like i should have just bought the cards just buy the cards i want like i'm like hopefully i might get it but instead just take that money and buy the card i want well because you're like you're you're trying to you're you're gambling that you're going to get the

card for it's it's addiction it is yeah i get it it sucks because i know i still have that bug i wish i didn't have the fucking like gamblers bug but unfortunately I just do and luckily I do it here instead of like with my fucking real things bro how the fuck have I never heard of this PSX I've heard I saw a black one

I saw a black one I never saw a white one if I've heard of it I definitely blocked it from my memory because I don't remember this the thing that's weird is that like the PSX I remember people using PSX as a nomenclature

Or like as an alternative name for just the PS1. Yes, 100%. So that's what's fucking me up. I swear to God. That's what I always thought PSX would refer to the PS1, 100%. But I mean, this is a real thing. The PSX is never. I've never called a PS1 to PSX ever.

I've never called the PS1 to PSX. But like I've seen people refer to the PS1 as the PSX before. I swear to God. Maybe not in the last 10 years, but like early internet like 2000s, early 20,000, early 2010s. Like I remember the PSX referring to the PS1. I'll be right back.

I got to piss real quick, guys. Give me a second. All right. You got a piss viral. I'm right back. Don't fucking talk shit about me. He's going to beat Lily.

Like, it's obvious. No, I'm not. She yow's too loud. You guys would hear it. I wouldn't do that. Yeah,

don't mute it. Don't mute it. It is interesting that they put this app because it looks, it doesn't look like a console at all. It's very odd. It's closer to fucking the Siga Saturn.

Like it like a, like a, It's big and boxiness. Yeah. What a weird. Yeah, it's like a DVD, DBR thing. I'm not going to lie. I kind of want one.

I can't imagine how much it would cost. Oh, dude. I can't even imagine, like a PSX. Oh, well, I mean, very, it's kind of all over the place. So I'm seeing one for like 155. But that seems too, that seems crazy. I'll buy one that doesn't even work.

Like, I just want it. Yeah, just for the model. Yeah. I totally get it. It looks interesting. Oh, go ahead. No, no, you go? No, I was just saying like,

PSX in eBay, for example, is showing me a lot of just original PlayStation's. Like, you type in PSX. So like, just, oh, Kingston's gone, so whatever. But like, yeah, it is just to reinforce that people would, you would put in PSX and people would refer to the original PlayStation. Yeah.

I wonder what I'm, because like, yeah, PSX. So there's one on eBay for $1505, and then there's one next to it for $18,800. So like, I don't know what the, I don't know, or I guess this is like inbox. Oh, yeah. Or like a complete inbox. I guess I could get that. This is a fascinating machine. I knew of this, but I never looked too deeply into it.

This is definitely the most I'm looking at it. Wild thing that they did. Just, yeah. Yeah, I kind of like, just to have it, I kind of like, I see, I see one 32. God damn it, they're all in Japan, of course. What the hell? There's like a black place with a comb all over it. What the hell is this?

What? Why is they're like, hold on a second. Can you put in the chat? I don't even know what you're saying. I do not associate with. There's a black PlayStation. Is this? Are you talking about Net Yerose?

Is that what that is? Hold on. So there's a thing called Net Yerose and it's a black P.O. 1 that was like a dev kit that I would love all the PlayStation's Yeah, I would love Dauvinced modified S

PSX audio file What the fuck? Hold on I'm missing this to you. Do you want to see how Guys, do you want to see how expensive a net year rose is like the black PS1

Dev kit? It is So these are the These are the cheapest options that I that I found. $1,499 $15,500. $1,600.

$16,600. $6,500 or $45,000. Those are the cheapest. I definitely want that $45,000. Ew, what is this? Yeah, this is this come. You see the come on it? What the fuck?

Why would they do this? I don't know. The description is even, like, PlayStation 1, custom console tested, modified S-C-P-H-1-1-PSX audio file. I'm like, I don't know what that means. So S-C-P-H-S-C-P-H-1-1. That means it's an original launch model.

Okay. Of the, of the PS-1 that's been modified. I don't know why that would matter. And then I guess it's more specific about like the, I think laser placement changed throughout the generation or something. But weird. Okay. And then I guess, God, I would love a net you, rosé, holy shit.

The mod is what, it just sounds better. Because it's audio file. I don't know. Whatever. Anyway, the second part of this question, I think, was, did we ever get buyer's remorse? Oh, from something. I'm sure. I'm sure I probably got buyers or more. I was born with buyers remorse.

I was insane. I got scammed one time, technically. I bought a car that I probably bought it for way more than it was worth because I I so it was a I love Toyota SELICAs I still love them they stopped selling them in like 2007 and my favorite so I bought a 2000 Selica this blue one and it was kind of like you know rims were pretty clean on it and I bought it for it was probably worth like $2,000 $2,500 and I paid like $3,500 or something because the reason I paid more for it is because the reason um he didn't have the pink slip, which was like fine for me. I've bought in shitty cars before like this, and I just,

just give me the bill of sale. And then I'm going to take that to the thing. No big deal. This one, this fucking guy, it was a, it was salvage. It had a salvage title,

which mean that it had been in like a pretty crazy wreck. I did not see anything that would let me know. I don't even know why it is still, or still, I sold it a long time ago. But like, I stood to this day. I don't know why it was a salvage.

But like I paid, he got way more than, he should have. And I was like, motherfucker, you know, because it's like, that would have been an extra fucking saving, you know, extra thousand dollars or whatever. I could have, that could have been a lot for me back in like 2014. And so that pissed me the fuck off. And then, of course, I ended up selling it because I drove the shit out of it. I kept going everywhere. I went to Arizona a billion times back and forth. And I'm like, and then I sold it for like, I don't know. I think I sold it for like a grand or something.

maybe you should find a guy and throw hot grease in his face while he's sleeping if if if if i'm able to i don't know if this is uh if it's if i'm able but no probably because it was craigslist and so i don't know if you still have like oh the the conversations are logged or so because then i can find the guy and kill him throw hot grease like uh like fucking in the watchman movie you just made making he just those the grease on that dude in prison and he screams like a girl it's one of my favorite moments

it's so funny I mean it's reasonable it's a reasonable it's a reasonable time to scream like a more a more of the feminine sex that's fine you're burning there's a fucking

Steve Bouchemy's gonna be in the Far Cry movie or some shit the Far Cry show I don't know what the fucks. A show or a show I don't know. It says FX Far Cry, new original series. Okay, so it's a sharp cry.

What about long? What about? Why would that? How is that even going to? So they're just like, short laugh. That doesn't, how is that even going to work because there's nothing, you know how like Fallout you can do it because there's so many iconic things about Fallout? There's the armor.

There's the fucking ghouls. There's nothing like that in fucking Far Cry. What do you mean? There's the cry. It's no. There's the cry. Like if you make it specifically about one of the entries, like really it only started having like, you know, after three. So they would probably make it about three.

Really. That's the only thing that's like. But even that, it's just a fucking jungle and then the villain. You know what I'm saying? Like it's like what makes it far cry? Like in the way that say, let's say there. Let's just say for the same argument. If the last of us was a like an anthology with like a bunch of different entries and stuff and different people.

and you're like, oh, you're just going to choose one because at least there's zombies. See, I can't even say that. It's a bad example because there's those, the mushroom zombies. So that's a part of the universe. There's nothing in Far Cry. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know what the hell they're going to do. They'll have Steve Buscemi to figure it out. Yeah. That's crazy. I mean, if they move on. Yeah. Oh, go ahead. We're going to, we're going to breed.

We're going to head out of the show now. We're going to read our $25 and a patrons. remember you can go to Patreon tocom that's the Star Tank throw us throw us a sub early access ad free all that stuff

and if you're at the $25 here you get your name written at the show you can make me say anything within reason within reason I had to draw a line last time I Jesus fucking Christ

but yeah like all jokes aside that last one that was that was crazy that was just genuinely like ridiculous that's just like I understand a joke but like that's that. That's just, you can't. It's not worth $25.

You know what I mean? Like, I'm not, it's not cool. If we were on a different internet, I wouldn't mind. But like, it's, we're not in a good idea.

Say what, what does Kyle Kalinsky say? He has one of those words. He like, ah, what is it? Oh, grape.

Yeah, but then there's fun for pedophile. He says something. Oh, PDF file. No, no, it's something stupid.

And that's why, like, I don't remember it's something. Oh, yeah, he has his own, like, nomenclation.

He says something. I think maybe I don't know what he's saying And that's why I don't remember Because I'm like, what is he saying? I don't like, if, uh, You see that video he uploaded of him smoking a cigarillo? Dude,

he had a, what did he have? He had a Coke zero and a fucking black and mild. That is the most New York shit ever. That is so disgustingly Long Island, New York. He says, he says Fredafile. What?

Because I just went, because I just went, because I just went Kyle Kalinsky and I put in a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, a PDF file and it actually corrected to Fredafile and then somebody says why does Kyle say Fredophile? So I guess I don't know what Fred means

but I guess it's just a way to get I don't know if he came with it himself I don't know Yeah I don't know Anyway that's what he says He says Fred of all Stupid But yeah

We're gonna read the names now So I gotta eat Count me down, Kaysam I got a blackout mom on me Three two one Netflix's The Witcher Makes You Want to Kill Myself I Chris Reagan

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As media If If witcher's that bad bro Then go go like Go get broken up with And see what happened I really think Maybe this person's Polish

And like this is like the only thing that they're known for and they're like damn i think the halo show is low-key kind of like almost that almost there oh you know i've we uh we went to we went to barns and noble the other day and we were in the the centarian section or the DVD section and uh yeah it showed there was a the the halo series on blu-ray and i thought it was so funny because like it's just it's that dude with this fucking helmet off and i'm like if you if you were gonna sell this when did you at least put his fucking helmet on? Like what did you want to see

Why would you do that? Why would you do that, Derek? That's like, that's like if you had a, that's like if you had a Batman movie and the, the poster was Bruce Wayne and Joker without makeup. You know what I mean?

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I see you're Jewish people in the back of the day, right? You got to stop caravan and spend a day arguing with one of your homies about if it's okay for him to fuck a bug like he's having a really there's a really heated argument going on and Moses is like guys this is really not important

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She's a very... She's a very... She's your type. She's your breeder girl. She's your breeder girl. Unfortunately. I looked at her and I was like, oh, look, you would love her. Whatever, man.

Man, I don't want to do this show anymore. You die right now. I'll give you $10,000 as you die right now. God damn. That sucks. Why don't be so greedy? Remember being so greedy that you take it and you don't even think. You let go.

You let go the wheel immediately for 10K. And then you take that shit right back. It's a sucker. Fucking idiot. Slap his dead body to the back of the head. I walked in on Sweeney sounding himself with Derek's pinky toe. God. I am going to.

That's fucking crazy. I hate that so much. there's there's a fury inside of me that came from that. I'm going to kill the person with a mortar. Maga Sangheely. Chud, chainsaw, chainsaw,

chainsaw, Chinsaw, Chinsaw, Chainsaw. Sweene would you see, sweet, swine would sell a lot, sell for a lot in the good old days.

That's crazy. Probably you're tall guy. Well, at the time, when I was in, when I was in shape, actually, yeah.

At the age where people would have auctioned people, Lobb, yes. Unfortunately, yeah. When I was in good shape, yeah, they would have got a good penny off of me, man. I was, I was big and I was faster my size. They would have got, they would have got a good penny. How do you think now?

Nah. I got a rod on me, so they didn't be, used me for breeding, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. You'd be, uh, what do they call the bull? Yeah, one of the breeding sows effectively. There's a, they called my people fucking bulls and shit. I say, and you got a, and you got to, like, you got to go to school in a country that doesn't acknowledge

that shit happened. It's why. You got to sit through history books and be like, Oh, why am I, why am I up? Why are they so upset? Why are they so mad for? I don't know. Probably because you were selectively bred once. That's, that, that happened here.

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it's not my fault that lesbians beat each other up at a 78 to 87% rate. That's insane. It's not my fault. I think it's actually I think actually domestic

violence disputes between lesbians I think it's actually upwards of 97% from what I heard. That's what I heard. And it's what's even crazier is that like gay men, it's, gay men, it's one percent and it's usually just verbal. Yeah.

Men and women is two percent. And then lesbians are just like, they're fucking sky high up there. Just out there fucking having DBC battles with each other. They're beating each other. They think they can't hurt each other because they're both, I'm a, they're both,

I'm just a girl. They're, they're desensitized to blood. So blood doesn't mean anything to them because they're constantly, you know, they're constantly dealing with it. It looks like, the best, a lesbian house looks like Goku versus fucking Majib Vegeta.

That's how they leave the house looking. And it's like, God damn. A lesbian household looks like the end of event horizon. Just a mess. Just a mess in here. Just a lot of, just a lot of blood and just

certainly a guy with no skin. Brandy Hutzel getting beaten to death by a mime. Who's Brandy Hustle again? I don't know. Why is that? Brandy Hutzel. Losing a fistfight to a mime is peculiar. Hey, man.

Don't underestimate mimes. What the fuck? Why do I show up here? Huh? What are you talking about? So I'm going to share my screen. just because I need you to see this. I looked up Brandy Hutzel.

Wait, do I share a screen? Yeah, look at this. I looked up Brandy Hutzel. Are you seeing this? Yeah, is that you or? That's me. Are you sure that's yours? That is a guy that looks like you.

Sartank RPG. Brandy Hustle. Why? That's the creator clash suit. What's happening? I don't know. So, wait,

but it says Brandi Hutzel. Did you click on that link? I'm going to click it now, but I didn't want. Got you. Too many requests. What is this? That's happening.

What is happening? Oh, it's an itch. I. I guess RPG. But who is Brandi? What? I'm really fucking baffled by the fact that I show up there.

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She's a skilled experience helping puppy. What is going on? Why is she a topic of conversation? Why am I relevant to this? Chris, you don't get it. Something's not.

Brandy Hutzel, you said? I'm just going to move on. I can't really handle this right now. How did you spell that again? I'm sorry? B-R-A-N-D-Y, H-U-T-S-E-L-L-L.

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So on YouTube, someone has 27 subscribers, so I think they're promoting themselves. Because there is, um, snark tank season five predictions. this person makes snark tank they have edits of some stuff it's not entirely us but there is a king of the North Hill

episode 3 what the fuck is this this person so maybe they're trying to break into the scene they might have some good stuff I'm gonna check it out okay yeah start tank season 5 predictions yeah I'm seeing it now okay what is all this what I'm subscribing

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Holy fuck, bro. Imagine, imagine, imagine that being a son of discipline. Imagine catching your dad like that and him trying to discipline you afterwards. Dude, it's over, dude. You can't respect him to that. I would have to be like, like, I'm just going to move out. Like, I don't know.

Wherever, wherever I go will be better than this. So I'm going to go. I'm going to tell everybody, dude. Don't tell Harry. Don't tell Harry. That's equitently the same. You're dead out of that.

That was actually the original, that was actually the original, how he died. The original Spider-Man was going to catch Norman Osmore jerking off. And he was on all fours. And he looks up at Peter Park. He was like, don't tell Harry. He dies of embarrassment.

He dies of embarrassment. He died. I like it. I like it. Jacket it would have made more sense because like when you see that the glider impaled, like you can see that the wounds of Norman Osborne if you were like going to do an autopsy and be like, oh, he clearly got impaled. He got impaled by this glider.

So he'd something happen. The problem is that that doesn't. I know he saw Spider-Man. Well, Harry, Harry- It doesn't fix it. It kind of implies that Harry thought, thought that Peter Parker arbitrary. stabbed him twice. Yeah, but like that, but like there's no, there's no way.

There's no way. Like, even him, he had him cleaning a body and finding out like, oh, he got killed by the glider. Does it mean that Spider-Man didn't hit him with the glider? But like, why would Spider-Man hit with that out? So Spider-Man grabbed the glider and Spider-Man. And sland-in his chest. I guess, I mean, if you're, I guess if you're so angry, you're just, you're going to, you're going to just not think of logically at all. And he'd be like, yeah, he did it.

He definitely slammed it in him. He killed my dad or whatever. How do you bring your dad's body there? Just to be like, oh, no. And to walk out. To me, it's more like if Spider-Man was a villain, wouldn't he be like, ha, ha, ha, like, hey, I killed your dad, you fucking idiot. Why did he try to sneak him in and leave him and he got caught?

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I don't know. I've never heard that song of my life. Pre-Raz I think he liked you, yeah, maybe. I wouldn't. I don't know. I wouldn't. No. You don't think he would. No.

I think he would. No, I don't think he would. Okay. Yeah. I think Kit Cutty is like a very of time, a piece of time. Like a period of a period piece of period piece artist to me like very much so like of like. What's the problem with that? I think a lot of his songs still hold up. Because you, because it's not your kinds of music. That's why. Like I just, I just don't. Like I just don't. Like I just don't have more of a diverse taste than I think you do. But I just, I don't think you like myself. Kit Cutty. Because I don't even like a cuttie like that anymore. I love them when I was younger though. That was my naked. I think I think, I think a lot of. I think Man on the Moon still holds up quite a bit. I do. I do think so. I think to fall in love with that album,

I think being there at that time is a huge part of that album. I think at the time, because it definitely has a feel like it was younger people. Younger people, teenagers around my time absolutely love Cuddy. But I just think the songs in general, just the way that they sound, I think they're just good songs.

I think like what I think one of the like the fun of like a soundtrack to my life is, I think is a really fucking fun song. That was one of a. my favorite songs for a long time, dude. I would sing that in the hallways of school when I was going to fucking classes. And people would be like, shut the fuck up. And I would just keep singing it. Like dead.

Like, I said it's a really good one. I think a lot. I know Indicud got a lot of hate. But I think there's a couple of good songs on there. Indica? I think Indicud. Indicud. I think there's a cut.

In 2013, Indicud came out. And people are like, this kind of sucks. I get it. But I think there's, there's a couple of songs in there. I get it.

I think just what I am is a really, I think it's such a vibe. Just what I am. I like me on a moon too. I really like me on a moon too. People didn't like that. I don't like it as much. I think Soladola is all right.

I think it's not as good. Anyway, I think Mayniac is a good song. I love that fucking song. Did you listen to? I'm sorry. Did you listen to speeding bullet to heaven? That came on 2015.

It was the biggest piece of shit that anyone's made in quite some time. It's incredible. I like Cuddy a lot, but I think Cuddy is very much so like, I think like Eminem, when he got off drugs and he started being a happier person. Literally what happened. I think he started making worse music, but I think he came back and he made, he made the album with Kanye, which I think I hate to admit that album is so fucking. All right. Well, Marvin's straight. Like my dad loves me.

Drugs work sometimes. Marvin's straight be like my dad loves me so much. Nice. Nice. Napster of puppets, enema of the state, Gason porn. Gason, Gason. Oh my God, it's Gason porn. Bars.

So dumb. Golf. Jesus Christ. Dave Mind, be like this ring will make us lovers. So dumb. That sucks. Schrodinger's Mitch McConnell. Oh, that's the second Schrodinger's Mitch McConnell.

That's interesting. Oh, nice. Computer. Make Kingston gay. Monkey Monk's, Monkey Monastery, Dixie Normis. Young Sweeney, making a piss spirit bomb and throwing it at smaller Chris.

A piss spirit bomb is crazy. Give me your piss. Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro with a Kung Lao Yamika. That would be fucking fire. Fired. Fucking. Change change change.

Fucking Peterson with a sandpaper condom. It's over. Dom. We won Marcus? No, Dom. Microsoft closed the studio. Does it upset Kingston that Chris thinks the N-word whenever he looks

at him. That'd be crazy. That's wild. Chris's one remaining memory, his fear of dementia. N-word Edward Niggler? Come on down to Bobby's barenecks and

critter giblets and get yourself some tasty fixings. I drank bleach made in India and got the plague drilling Derek's gauges till I fit supertension Topa Gorenlogin through it. The size of my galaxy? I don't know what any of this.

Sorry, Miss Jackson. Aetherian has the past because he took a loss his hard ass, Pergerian Hunter officially has a daughter, frying bacon with my shirt off. Sorry, you don't live on. Naifram. And rounding out our list is always, King of haphazard.

The king of haphazard. The king of haphazard. We'll see you. They just sound like fucking Randy Newman. Mr. Ranger. Come to get me. Come with Mr. Ranger.

Go listen to the Land of the Moon. Go listen to Man on the Moon. People aren't familiar of Kid Cutty. It's a good. It's a good album. Very good. Not. Of course,

our fan base is that. Oh, you know, a song that you really like, maybe, Chris, they did a remix to poker face. I think it was a Kanye West song. Holy shit. No, that's crazy. So, uh, so, uh,

So she does the chorus. Lady Gaga's doing the chorus. Oh, cool. And then it's common, Kanye West and Kid Cuddy. It's a really good song. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. It's called poker face.

Yeah, I think it's called poker face. That's what it's called. Her face. That's what it's called. Yeah. That's a good song. That's really good songs. We got a hell of a night to the day.

All right. All right. Well, that's going to be it. I got to eat so bad. All right. We'll see you next time. the erratus. Shut off,

the animal. Spinning up and swallowing now. You know, this thing goes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.