The Snark Tank - #424: Oldschool Youtube

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

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Welcome to Star Tank podcast. I'm Chris. That's Sweeney. That's Derek. Look at us. We're all remote again. Shut up. Shut up.

I'm on doxy-sick-Cline, or is it sick clean? I don't know how you say that. What happened to you? What's going on? I'm always fucked up. And I've been dealing with some, like, chronic, uh, uh, ear-infect. and stuff. It's weird.

I don't know why. I think it's a correlation with me, like working out and having my headphones on and crapping in a lot of heat in my ear or something. I don't know. Not 100% sure. But I got a different, I usually take this antibiotic called Augmentin, but then I switched it up and got this one that scared me

because I took it a long time ago in 2020, and I got an extreme stomach egg. Like the cramps were so bad that, like, it scared me. And I didn't want to take it. again. But then I just sacked up and I was like, fuck it, I'm going to do it. Like I just made sure I drank way more water, ate way too much food, just to give me

a chance. But yeah, apparently these are the ones that you're not supposed to have with no certain vitamins you're supposed to take them two hours before afterwards and then stay out of sunlight, which is a weird one. I'm like, what the fuck of what am I going to die? I don't understand. That's crazy.

Yeah, it's weird. Apparently some people use these for acne too. yeah the type of Anabinox they are They work for that too apparently So Cool So now are your ear infections

Do you think like It's a common thing Like I used to get them a lot Because And it turned out It was just because Whenever I would jerk off I would come in my hands

And I would wipe them And then I would pick my ear Kind of pick your ear Kind of richly Yeah yeah And Fucking disgusting I mean it's

It's just Don't judge me I mean, it's just like we were just trying to get things out. Sorry. But once I stopped doing that and I just focused on, you know, other things. Ah. They went away. So I don't know if that'll help you.

But I think, well, that's how I stopped my ear infections. It's definitely something to consider because I didn't really thought about that because, you know, every once in a while I go to get a massage, you know, the ones that jack you off. So I go there's about like two, three, four times a week. And one thing that I usually ask. Do you have a subscription? Do you have, is it like a subscription thing? Unfortunately, because that would, you know, they're sharks. So no, they don't have, at least the one that I go to doesn't have a subscription because, right, it would be like, oh, pay monthly and then you can go unlimited times or something like that.

Like, oh, get this and you can keep going to the movies or whatever. No, they want to just suck you dry literally and figuratively. And so I go three, four, five, six, seven times a week. and one thing that I always request is I have them spit in my ear and you know I should probably maybe look into that and see if that's the issue. Yeah, that might be it, especially because they're probably immigrants and they're probably covered in all sorts of disgusting.

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There's a lot going on. None of it, like, who cares? Like, there was a Trump address and it's all the same kind of bullshit that we've heard a million times. Yeah, none of it's funny. It's just like, it's just like, okay, he did this again. There was one funny thing. Did you see that one of the documents that he disclosed actually showed that, like, the Russians were targeting Joe Biden, apparently.

One of the documents that he declassified. So it's like, okay, great. Brilliant. Yeah. Let's not talk about that, though. No, no, yeah. It was, he came on the stage and he said a lot. You know, I just want to let you guys know that, uh, China, China, they unzipped my pants and made me shit all over them because it wasn't me.

It was Chinese. I've been eating lettuce and shitting my britches for days now. trying to put lettuce in my burger. I've been wiping my ass with lettuce and then eating the lettuce and then getting really sick and I don't know why. I don't quite understand. I like the feeling of lettuce on my golden. It's wet and crunchy.

It's better than the, it's better than toilet paper and it's better than paper towels and sandpaper, which I used to use. Yo. That's okay. There's a reality where, or maybe this actually. is the reality because I know that I know he doesn't eat vegetables.

There's a possibility that he thinks lettuce is literally like wet wipes. Yeah, there is, it's very fun. It just crumbles in his hand that he always gets his hand dirty. Because it always crumple, it always cracks. Yeah. He's like, oh, man, this is, this is so shit. I can't. This is so much worse than everything else.

It's worse than just using my hands, which I normally do. Which I normally do. That's why they're so, that's why my hands are so sickly looking. I love it. I just go to the, like, give an address and you just see his hands are completely brown. Like, what if you, what if you watch Trump walk to the podium and then like he, it's just a, a trail of shit dropping out of his leg? And no one addresses it. No one would address it.

And that's what would be so funny. He's just got, he's got, no, he's got like a, he's got like a janitor behind him constantly. Oh, like the cleanup, like the elephant crew, like when the dudes are clean up after the elephants on the circus and shit. Exactly. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, so that was riveting. It was a riveting speech with a lot of, you know, shit talk. And I thought that was, you know, it's, how do you make jokes about that?

That was, that was literally what happened. He was just talking about, like, how much he shits. Yeah, I'm just over it. Yeah. And, oh, Joe Rogan had on J. Again, I swear to God, I thought it was over. I thought like, he knows better. He's like, I'm going to stay far away from this.

You know, I'm not going to say anything too damaging because obviously I'm connected to this and I'm compromised, yada, yada, so on and so forth. I didn't think he was still a mouthpiece for them. I didn't know. Yeah, I mean, I figured he would be. Like, I saw some clips and he, I mean, it's hard to give him credit. Oh, you mean the light pushback he gave? Yeah, there was at least some. pushback there that was like, it's, it's better than nothing. It's still embarrassing that you

even had this guy on because it's like you're a comedian. You shouldn't be having the fucking vice president of the administration on your fucking podcast. It's embarrassing in the first place. Right. But there was at least, like he did at least bring things up to him that I was surprised to see him bring up at all. But he immediately just kind of caved anyway. He just was like, all right, I guess the, I guess that answer's fine. It's like, so even, even to the degree that he did okay, it was still embarrassingly bad. Well, see, that's what I mean. In my opinion, that's what makes it worse because Yeah, because it gives them like plausible deniability

says, well, I asked them. This is clearly like a like a rehearsed, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to throw some things your way. Once you give me an answer, I'm going to be satisfied with that answer. I'm not going to poke holes in it, which you would have poke holes in every single thing J.D. Vance has said it, particularly

where I have seen no credible evidence about any Trump raping anyone or being a pedophile or anything like that. And I'm like, Joe, he's in the he's in the files a million times like let's let's oh jadie you read he's he is he is in the i've seen files more than harry potter's name is in the entire harry potter books facts like literally actually for real big fucking facts i think i think the problem even even if you even if you did

an aggregate by the way yeah yeah yeah insane i would just be like well jd why why is Is he so close to this man? Are you telling me is that he would know this man Be claimed that as his best friend And not have any clue about the activities he'd put him Like to say like just some I don't know man I just don't I don't respect either of them I think man if that if that building would have blown the fuck of both of the minute

I'd be like that's sort of funny I was just like thinking Like at this point if I was JD I would just humiliate Joe I would just yeah, because he's you know he's not going to do anything at this point you're like oh we got him we got this guy so you sit down and then he's like oh jadie thanks for me on the podcast like oh yeah no problem you stupid fucking chimp like let's let's let's let's talk about this

and then Joe would be like yeah oh yeah that's funny and then he's like hey Joe why are you so small and stupid dumb and gay why are you fucking five three in your head looks like a fucking lollipop what's going on you you knuckle dragging mr. clean look alike yeah it's so good to be here why are you like a tomato you dumb bitch. If I was JD, I'd be like, isn't it crazy that the worst thing you can say about me is that I fuck couches, but you, you're a pussy-ass bitch that looks my fucking boots.

Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy that you lick the couch after I'm done fucking it? That's crazy. You lap it up is nuts. Come here, fucking. You fucking suck the come out of the fucking corduroy of the couch. After I fuck him. Like, how embarrassing is that, Joe?

He's like, it's entirely possible. It's entirely possible, man. I don't know. We got some questions. We're going to, crazy, man. We're going to leave some questions. Wallops him with his dick. He just keeps doing it.

It's pretty tough. Buss his lip wide open with his cock. That's a pretty tough penis. Wow, J.D. You're pretty, why would anybody call you beta? You have a pretty large penis that's actually hurting me when you hit me with it. Yeah, shut up, bitch. Yeah.

We're going to just dive into the questions over on the Patreon because, I don't know. Okay. I'm not compelled by any of the stuff that I'm seeing in the news, to be honest. Like some of it's interesting, but like it's, eh. Yeah, I'm not moved no more, brother. I'm not moved. I'm not moved no more. So we're going to focus on your questions over at Patreon.

com slash a snartank. Remember, you two can ask your questions and get them read on the program. What did you just eat? What is that? What? Why did you freak out? Why did you notice it so much? What was that?

What was you? Because I haven't eaten today and it looks delicious. Oh, it's just a sale going on for the sour cream and cheddar lays. Oh, it was just a potato chip? And I was just like, hell yeah. For the three frames that that potato shit was on stream, it looked like a perfect potato chip. You know how like, you know how like, oh my God, what is it? The Teenage Mutia Turtles, the pizza always looks so good.

Oh, yeah. But pizza never looks like that. I went to that place, actually. the place of Santa Monica Pizza's really good So let's do some background Let's set the table for this For a second

There is a TMNT themed pizza restaurant In Santa Monica I went there It was really good That is not what we were talking about I went to that place Yeah

But I went to the I went to the place in Santa Monica That sells like TMNT Like themed pizza I guess for the most part And they had really solid pizza I want to go back. I'm probably going to go back this weekend. It's fucking good.

I've had good pizza like that in a while, dude. When did you last go? To Santa Monica? To that fucking place that we're talking about. Last weekend. Last weekend. Oh, you went last weekend. Oh, interesting. The best pizza I've gotten in L.A. has been in Santa Monica,

to be fair. It was good. It was really really solid. They got something going on. Anyway, we're going to move on to some of these questions. the StarTanks resident V-Tuber rode in said, sup lads, not a question, but since you mentioned Iron Mouse in one of the recent episodes, that's right, we mentioned that a V-Tuber Iron Mouse watched our, uh, or reacted to our, this is homo-ween, uh, video and,

and cracked up at it. I feel compelled to let you know that she's one of your people. She's Puerto Rican. Oh, interesting. She unfortunately lives with a severe case of immunodeficiency. That sounds about right. making her unable to leave her house. Oh, that's so unfortunate.

However, she and her friend, Connor, have raised millions for the Immuno-Deficiency Foundation. The IDF? Oh, damn. I don't like that. Oh, no. Dude, they fucking fleeced you. She's actually Israeli,

and then she just says that it's the Immunodivoconficiency Foundation, you know, but it's just abbreviated as IDF, so you don't know the fucking difference. Right. It's the Israeli deficiency foundation. The Israeli. Yeah, we need more Israelis. That's the fucking problem.

We got to have more of those rules, bro. We're just a joke. I'm joking. We're just Jewish. We're just Jewish. It's too early in the program. That was a light joke. That was a light one, man.

I understand. I understand. But like, you know, they're watching. And now has now gained the ability to walk. to the bathroom without a crutch. I know you guys don't like V-Tubers, but I think we can all understand how inspiring that is regardless. I mean, yeah, I mean, I don't care about.

I just don't care about V-tubers because it's just after me. It's after my time. It would be like if somebody asked me about like Ben-10 or something. It's like I'm sure it's fine. I just don't, I, I, um, I actually completely disagree. I was a huge Ben-10 fan. No, no, no, I don't disagree about Ben-Ten. Oh, sorry, my bad. Yeah, never mind.

No, that should. Ben-10's fine. I, I, to me, I agree with the before-me, my time after my time, anything like that, if it's like quality. But the V-tubing thing is, it's very, very, especially the actual like V-tubing thing. It's very niche, big niche. But also, if you're not an extreme anime and joyer, there's no way you're ever going to fucking like it. That's basically, that's basically.

Well, there is, yeah, right. Well, the anime is the foundation of it. There's a lot, like, I remember burnt peanut when he was blowing up. Right. And that was like, that was like a big thing where it was like not, or was not anime. Right. There's always going to be outliers, of course. That's true. But there is something to it where I was like, I was watching some of those. I never watched streams because I don't watch streams really.

Yeah. But the clips from that guy I've seen is like, this is, this is enhanced and it is funnier that this is a peanut doing this. Like, I can't deny that this is more entertaining. Right. So there's something to it. I totally understand the people who do something with it that's like, oh, this is really cool versus what it's historically. is and that's where the popularity lies in it where it's just anime skins and then people doing anime voices

and reacting to stuff as their anime characters and I want no part of it but it's it's fair it's interesting and it's fun to like that I keep talking about let me make sure his name is Mujin because I feel like Oh yeah that guy that covers the VTube's feeling like I'm like is that right Because I do want to say I do want to say that like v tubing is like especially if you're like Oh yeah it's Mujin yeah I don't know

I don't I think the tech behind it's interesting like I've been curious about like about it just because I think it'd be a good tool for like animation I don't know about like streaming with that stuff but it's it is cool I like I like the people do it the thing I will say is that there's a lot of YouTubers

that would have been saved by this yes I agree and I say that by thinking of people who are just like maybe not that photogenic people like Sweeney and and you know people people like scarce you know

we're like scarce is just like oh man you know I'm literally photogenic that's like my that's one of my only features you're photogenic but in the same way that like

let's hear it let's hear it no I shouldn't say that never mind in the same way you're charismatic you dyke is that the same thing

relax I'm not a lesbian you sure I think I'm really I'm relatively sure. I said that was so much hate. I did not like that.

I thought it just like my dad. Oh, son. Dude, you've made me so proud, son. You've made me proud. I grew dreads for a moment. There's a frame of me having dreads and a fucking one of the hats on. Hell yeah.

You've made me so proud, son. I love you. He's never said that to me ever. Now that you're homophobic, I can't help but love you. finally he's never said I love you to be once actually it only took years of not being in your life for you to see the true colors of this world

never once he's never said I love you Kingston I never appealed to the stuff that would make him proud I don't know being women and fucking being a homophob like no no you're not crying hard enough Kingston I'm going to teach you how to use maximum force on your wife without being lethal

check this out that's that's tech look that's tech right there I'm not gonna do it but like watch this and he strikes and it's like look see no bruise but she's really hurting and she's not unconscious

at either notice how rattled she is but there's no evidence yeah damn dude young kicks it's like I really just want to watch Spider-Man

that shit's gay son are you gay son look what he's wearing he grabs me and hangs me over a freaking open fire he tries to he tries to appeal he tries to appeal to you

and he gives you a comic book for Christmas and you unwrap it and it's not Spider-Man beat her man and it's just it's all it's like it's yeah he's beat her Parker and he's like he drew it all himself and it's it's it's unreasonably good it's actually like it's it's

like McFarlane it's like a damn near like top of fire and you're like oh wow wow and you read it and you get you get like two pages in before you realize something's wrong you're like dad why is the first fucking the first panel is just him striking a woman

back hand back button turn it you have no context we just say dude whack it's that it's that scene from Spider-Man 3 where Peter Parker Slashbury Jane, but then it immediately cuts to him doing the dance. Dude, man. I wish my dad was like that. That'd be peak.

He's like, look, see, son, even your idol understands. What do you mean wish is crazy? What do you mean wish? That's him. You stupid idiot, son. Let me show you how it's done. My stupid idiot, son. Look, man, he's probably much better in this older age.

I'm not going to find out, but like he's probably much better. You can call him and ask him like, hey, Poppy, do you love me? Call Poppy is crazy. That's crazy. I just call him Kingston. That's it. Yeah? You just call him Kingston?

You don't even call him King Dad? That's weird. Derek, do you call your mom, Mama Black Man? No, I call her a she mom. I call her. Hey, Mama Black Man. Call her Mama Mama Mama Miss Mrs. Mama Pilot.

That's what I call her. I ever called your mom, have you ever said nigga to your mom? No. That's crazy. You're a bitch. That's crazy. Nah,

she doesn't like, she doesn't like, she's that generation where you, I said to my mom. She doesn't like swearing in front of her. My family doesn't think racial steps like that is funny at all. I bet they were thrilled when that Jeopardy clip went viral No

You know who thought it was funny You know the family on the island thought it was hilarious The family in the States The darker, hewed ones If their last name was Jameson, they did not think it was funny If their name was Fleming or Santiago They thought it was hilarious That makes perfect sense

Did you Do you know I mean you probably don't know Is it possible that King Dad saw that clip? It's really I don't know I know my siblings on my dad's side I saw it like my um what's called my sister in the UK saw it And she was like what is this

And I was like Sissy is it's funny right She's like sort of but like no She's like that's it I'm calling King Dad Was she what was she? summoning dad. What was she more offended by? Was she,

because it's so funny because that clip went, I, that was a, that clip was me getting away with murder in some way. Yeah, because I got to be in a clip like that

and it's like it's not, none of it is touching you. None of it is touching me, but I get to be a part of it. And then also, like, I've been recognized for that clip, by the way.

Like at Starbucks, a dude recognizes it's like you, I've seen you before. And it was around the time that that clip was blowing up. So I was like, and I said like, is it Jeopardy? And he was like, oh, yeah, yeah. And then he said, you lost, but you won.

Was it what is what he said? That's true. And I was like, you're, you are right. You know what I also like about that? Also, never speak to me again. Make my fucking coffee. That's crazy. Make my drink, bitch.

Don't look me in the eye ever again. I love it. You know, there's. I'm on my Tom Segura arc where I treat poor people like shit. I love that I was actually I was just talking to Jojo about because I'm sure did you hear the news

that they got a Yeah they they divorced Yeah so they split Tom Sigura And Christina Pisicki calling it quits They said it's amicable But from

From two like the podcast realm that they They've focused on the Rogan Spear I saw this guy podcast cringe He talked about it And I saw too lazy to try Talk about it And from both of their perspectives

Well to be fair I didn't watch too lazy to try But I saw the the thumbnail and it's being framed as it's Tom Zegera's fault and there is no evidence of the contrary so I you know I get that's the speculation but I'm also like I have no idea what the fuck actually happened

yeah you never know like it is it is generally like it generally is considered to be it's like oh it's usually the man's fault or whatever uh huh and I've seen that happen a lot but like I also don't know like yeah there's no actual hard evidence of anything other than It reminds me. Go ahead. Well, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean that. But like, it reminds me a lot of like whenever there's like a thing where it's just like it's like a guy who's like relatively normal looking and a girl who's like really hot. And then they break up and it's like I can't believe he fumbled this bag. And I'm like, I don't know, man. I've been there. And it's a lot. You never know. I try not.

I try not. It's not necessarily a fumbled bag. Sometimes people escape. You never know what's going on. I'm not. not to make comments on people's relationships I understand relationships are not simple and you only at best

know like first surface level of things. So I make a very solid effort to like, because I like I think like I think things like some things are bad and I'm like yeah that's true but I still don't know what's the going's on ownership and how it gets to the point where it's so bad that's where it is where I'm just like I try to stay out of it.

Unless you're like Cona McGregor or something like that. Unless it's different. That is an assault charge. Well, right. It's different. It's a rape charge. Look, absolute cinema. I understand. That's like, that's something that we can all like, it's obvious.

You know what I mean? Like, there's not a lot of nuance that you need there. It's just like you can't, you can't rape somebody in self-defense. I say, I try to say people's actions. If you make an action, that's like abusive, I'll comment on the fact that, yo, you suck. Oh, there's a. What do you? What are you doing?

Hold on. keep talking there's a fucking bee in my apartment there's a bee oh that's not a fly but a bee no it's a that's crazy I hope there's I hope there's I hope there's hundreds more

there's a fucking somehow there's an entire hive it just like right under like right under his computer desk he just like right under like he doesn't know it's right in front of him he doesn't hear the noise the deafening buzzing right in front of him

it's only occurring to me just now I've never seen a bee indoors ever in life. Yeah, I've brought one in one time, but because it, it just coincidentally, it was in like a small tree fell in my hoodie and I didn't notice it. I think it was already dying and it tried to in its last effort to try to sting me. That's crazy. I think it poked me, but I didn't, nothing, I had no alert. I had no like bump or anything. So it didn't get anything out, but I felt the, you it's last action and then I I swipe down and it's on the floor and I destroyed that B. I grabbed a chair. I jumped off the chair. I jumped off the chair and stomped it as hard as possibly can. So all of my 200 whatever however much I wait at that time, I fucking let gravity have added from a very large. You know, my vertical is pretty good back in the day. So I fucking.

crazy. You jump on it to the point that you're like, you're like doing the falling, bracing arms and you live. I remember, I remember I was watching this fight. Okay, so back in, back in,

maybe when I was like 14, 15, there was this thing's called, Nick, it was all YouTube. Back when YouTube was still the Wild West. And it was called nigger fights. Swear to God, it was called nigapites.

And there was this video of, they were in this cafeteria area. And this kid, had like a fucking long remember those long loose kind of sweaters back in the day of the hoodies and it was orange and he got on a table and jumped

off a table onto some guy's head and he jumped and he was in the air long enough that he did one of those like waving arm moches that's a lot of air dude I remember laughing so hard I woke

my friend's mom and dad up I was laughing like a hyena. God, I'm gonna see if it's still on there. It might be. Nigger fights. That's crazy. You'd watch that shit. I was absorbing garbage when I was growing up, dude. Let me see

if Niga fights is still there. I mean, I get it. I used to watch, there wasn't a lot of these videos, but it was called Niggas and Metal. And like, it would just be, just be niggas dancing. Like, it would be a compilation of niggas dancing. It was definitely around when the dirty soft was like

really at its peak and there was a lot of crump in all that shit going on. And it was at the peak of that. And so there was a lot of compilations of just niggas just getting down. And then people would just put like the most ridiculous metal over it. And I mean, some of it like synced pretty well. Some of them are like, I don't know. I think they should probably.

I was like, y'all should listen to this because. I feel nostalgic for this shit. I'm watching it. It's like, oh, he found this nigga. He found the niggifights. Yeah, he's, he's, uh, This is nostalgic, man. Holy crap.

You ever seen ghetto fights? I remember watching shit like this. Yes, of course. I've seen ghetto. What? Ghetto Fights 2 is the mecca. Number two, not the first one. The second one, Ghetto Fights 2 is what is the greatest.

If y'all, guys, Ghetto Fights 2 is on YouTube. It's available on YouTube. But me and the boys used to pass this shit around on DVD in the early 2000s. Because it was phenomenal. You guys were, you guys were passed around like a blunt. Like, yo, I'm up on some shit. Here you go, sign. You know, take that.

Hold on to that, bro. There's so many quotes from that that me and all my friends from back in the day still, like, recite to each other. Because it's just, like, there's this one dude who's very zesty, right? He gets hit. And then he's like, I like that shit, nigga. I like that shit, nigga. I like that shit, nigga. What, what, what, what, like, I love that guy so much.

Like, it's, it's amazing. I, this era of you. YouTube. I hate that I'm nostalgic from Chinese niggas. They spit in the Chinese food. I remember that. I remember that. Oh, my God. I hate that I'm so nostalgic for such

just a fucking grungy, disgusting era of time. But this is when YouTube was its most fun for me. This is when like the internet was like genuinely like, because I couldn't see stuff like this in my real life. So I would go on YouTube

and I would watch retarded running horse. I'd watch freaking Tayson Day sound like a fucking like a fucking deep G-note and then I'd watch a diggers beating the life out of each other and that's back when the internet was like genuinely it's most shiny to me

like it was its most like oh God I like I didn't have I didn't know what else to look up I had so much to eat you know I was like oh I don't need anything else it was a special time it did beautiful

especially before because I think it was like, what, 20, I forgot when, I think 2013 was when it really got the monetizing. Monetization is a big thing. And so before all that shit, it was just whatever. It was just put some more shit on there. Remember Ray William Johnson? Dude, I used to love equals three.

That was my shit, dude. I had a video of him saying, nigga, all the times well before modern time. Every time he was like, damn, nigga. I had videos that shit saved on my PSP. You know, I was like, this is funny. The thing is interesting. I didn't, for the longest time, I did not watch creators.

I just watched stuff. Like, so it took me a long time before I actually started following and subscribing to people. Um, so like, I'm aware of like some of the bigger creators from back in the day, but I didn't really watch them. Because it was just shit. I don't know. I just watched shit.

For me, it was Ray William Johnson was one of the first ones, for sure. Ray William Johnson, old Philip DeFranco, like a relic, Philip the Frank. Oh, yeah, Philly D. Yeah, sexy Phil. Sexy Phil, yes. It was then, it was also, who was I big a fan of at that time? Raymond Johnson. That's so funny because, like, I, like, I was around at that time that I knew who they were. That's right, Ryan Higa.

The thing about, because I was watching shit before YouTube, like, like albino black sheep and stuff like that. It was like the Star Wars gang. or app and you'd never hear you you would I still don't know who fucking made that you know what I mean and then YouTube happened and then it became more like okay okay okay so these are creators

like these are I remember Smosh was the big one if they had that Pokemon they had the food battle and stuff like that and I remember watching it's like oh this is cool they're like it's a bunch of people just kind of doing shit on their own and accruing fan bases and stuff I remember just thinking like this is cool um so I was pretty early

to like the whole creator thing or not I guess I shouldn't say early there are people who were like making shit before YouTube I guess sure but it didn't take me that long I guess because I remember you like Shinema back then too was another one

Michenema was probably like the that was the big one that was the big one that like yeah that that I remember it took me a while to figure out I can't even remember it right now a bro team bro team pill yeah like that it took me a while that shit was God I love that shit so much

I think one of my earliest memories though for sure when I think about it was Eagle Raptor. I think that was like my earliest memory of like actually watching somebody. Because I remember the Metal Gear Awesome series. That was like one of those things.

And so like that's so I guess I and that was a long time ago. So I guess that was I'm just saying that was probably one of the few people I subscribed to like a million years ago. Oh my God. I create ice watches. He's a Pokemon YouTuber. Show food. That was like my

early that was the earliest person that I remember watching like uploads of theirs how do you spell that s h o f you okay show food okay okay six hundred seven big nigger big nigger big big there's a big he's a big nigga but he was um he was like the first person i remember i would i knew his upload schedule he would upload on like wednesdays and like fridays and i would watch his uploads that was the first person i would was like genuinely a fan of their content. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know if I know this person. It's a, he's a Pokemon tuber, bro.

Like, you knowing about him would be, because he played competitive Pokemon, dog. Oh, okay. You knowing about him would be like genuinely like, like, what the hell? How did you do that? Yeah, no. I knew him because my Indian friends who played Pokemon competitively and we would go to Pokemon tournaments in our general area knew about him. And I found out through them and we would all go together by ourselves.

Bro, what the fuck is this Pokemon Cypher 2024? What the fuck is it? There's bars, bro. Shut up. Like, it's about Pokemon. They're obviously Pokemon bars, but there are bars in it. Like, if you watch it, Derek, and you were able to sit down and, like, analyze the bars, you're like, this is impressive.

I might. It's still Pokemon, so you got to understand what you're getting into. Yeah. If you don't understand Pokemon, everything's going to be off, but I shit you not, there's bars there. That's crazy. And different rap styles, too. Like I watched almost all of them since like 20. 10.

But like there's bars. That's so crazy. I get it though. Like I mean, there's all sorts of shit that like my YouTube subscriber list looks so funny. Shout out of show. The channels that I've subscribed to are so funny because I've had the account for so long, like since 2006.

So it's just like it's all like if I go far enough back, it's ridiculous. Yeah. I would have to sign. Have you looked at your early likes like the things you liked and the thing videos saved because my early ones are many years ago I did I'm not sure. I'm not hilarious

but I was but it doesn't even count because likes didn't like like happened later no what I'm saying is likes they didn't used to be a like it used to be five stars oh right that's a long long time but that's how long I've been here that's what I'm saying it's like

they didn't have playlist for that stuff you just rate something five stars my old old watch leaders there's one video from 19 years ago on here for my old watch leaders. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, I remember getting to a point where like, I would look at my

own channel and it would say like, oh, uploaded three years ago. And I remember thinking, like, damn, three years? That's crazy. And now it's like, like 15 years ago. And it's like, oh my God. Yeah, I'm looking at my old one.

Distressing. It's the gayest fucking, name. So this is all this is stupid. So my favorite number is 11. It's always my favorite. I would do that. I would always choose 11 in sports. So I picked like my favorite band at the time,

Slipknot. And then a studio that I was appreciating a lot, gaming studio was 989 studios. So Slip Knight 98911 is my first YouTube channel. It's just my fucking username. and I have a shitty, I mean, there's like 10 videos on here, but the first one from 20 years ago, a song, a riff that I wrote on the guitar in 2004,

and just, I just love the quality. It looks so fucking awful. I love it. Problem is I don't know how to blog into this thing. I don't remember what the fuck I used to get in here. Because I love to look at my, I love to look at my likes.

I look at what I like, my old video, my old stuff. There's one of them is the song. That's one of my first likes ever for the duck song from 17 years ago. There's an outcast freestyle the story of Andre Benjamin.

That's one of my first likes to also. Let me see. 17 years ago. It's like, looking back, there's, I have that tree with stoop dog. Oh my God.

What's the name? Fucking Christina Rad. Yo. Do you remember Christina Rad? I remember that. name, but I don't... She was that the, she was like that Russian girl in the atheist space. I, that sounds so familiar. Yeah, yeah.

She used to be, I don't remember exactly. Oh, right, right. Yes, I do remember her. This is trippy as fuck, dude. Damn, six years ago, she's still around. Yeah, I mean, I met her at some point. Oh, dude, I told, oh, my God. I totally remember this bitch. Yeah. Dude. Brandon Hardesty.

I don't remember that. That's already the, already the strongest man, already TSMITW. These are really old. This is ancient shit. Check your playlist. I think the things that you liked,

I'm assuming. It's converted because I have a playlist on here. It's called favorites. Oh, is this like maybe the things that you favorite it? Oh, well, I think you could still add things to favorites back then.

It just wasn't likes or something. Maybe I'm just retarded. Never mind. I don't remember. I wish I could see my original likes, but the problem is that that so far, like you can, can't just go to oldest.

You can't immediately filter the oldest. You have to scroll down your thousands of likes, which I probably have throughout the years to find my first likes, which is just not worth it. There's probably some bitch twerking. Probably. I got the real adventures of Johnny Quest theme is the first thing on this playlist. My oldest favorite. My old, dude, I have a favorite of thing called Stupid People, Why?

People so dumb and it's people just getting hurt compilations. from 20 years ago. That means what I was like, that means when I was like 12. I was like, that's hilarious. Nothing's changing. Same old, same old,

bro. This is such a crazy fucking, yeah, I just found my favorites playlist. So like the first two are just like videos from friends of mine. But then the one that's after that is, is, ask a ninja.

Guys, listen to the audio in this, dude, this shit is crazy. We're not going to watch. We're not going to do that. No, don't watch it. Don't watch it. Don't play it. Listen to the audio and we're not doing this. You don't have to do it openly. Like, when you guys get a second, because it's fucking

crazy, listening to the sound of this shit of like what I was watching because the quality is absurdly bad. It's like, I want to see what the quality of this video is. Like, what? Oh my God. I'm not.

Do you remember Pablo Francisco? Yes, of course. Yeah, there's a, I have a, one of his bit about death, uh, death metal. He has a bit about death metal. I completely forgot about this. I forgot about this. I think it's his standup called Ouch. And it is special.

I completely forgot about that shit. One of the videos is the retarded running elephant. That's one of my fucking favorite of videos. That sounds familiar. One of my favorite videos. I saw this shit when I was, I saw the shit in my homie's bedroom in the middle of the night. And I was laughing my ass off at it. Oh, dude.

Ah, man, I'm nostalgic for a different time of year and that. This is cool. It is fun. Really? It is. We should move on because we're, you know, we're getting into really like inside baseball stuff that only we know. I think this is going to, I bet a bunch of people are going to go look at their shit now. Oh, you should definitely, if you're listening to this, you should definitely go and look up some of your oldest likes and the oldest favorites.

It's fun and interesting. But I do want to get to some more questions. Oh, my God. It's Chris. Oh, my. That's fucking. crazy. I forgot about this person. I forgot about this person.

It's so funny. I think I met her with Lacey. I think Lacey and I went to something where she was at. And it was weird. I was like, oh my God. I remember you from when I was like a child. And she looked the same too. Oh, yeah? Which is kind of crazy. Nice. But retarded running elephant. I hate this shit.

What a different time. This probably took someone so long to render to this like. this this like 144p three second loop of an elephant with two legs running anyway let's get let's let's get on to let's get some more questions in here

uh kilometer morality is tarantula person I have no fucking idea what that means but they wrote in they said hello Rush Limbaugh Bill O'Reilly and Tucker Carlson nice that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy which who's who though

I'm obviously Rush Limbaugh you're obviously Rush Limbaugh unfortunately I guess am I Tucker Carlson and Bill O'Reilly is a little bit harder to parse Yeah I guess Bill O'Reilly is

You I feel like Eric because maybe I guess because you're older maybe Not that much older I guess I'll be that one I'll do the yeah Sure I am more Tucker Carlson Yeah you wear bow ties and suck cock

You got beat up by a I mean I don't wear bow ties But You got beaten by a demon in your bedroom. I actually got beat up by a demon. No one talks about that. No one talks about that one. That is one of my favorite clips ever.

I posted that on my own Instagram because I was like I can't have this go unseen. This clip of Tucker Carlson talking about how he's attacked by a demon in his sleep. Yeah. You know what? People don't talk about that shit because if you're religion. Then there's no, no. If you're religious, it's not insane. That's the fucking problem.

Yes. That's not insane. Unfortunately, yes. it's fucking crazy bro anyway you mentioned he says you mentioned in episode 423 dr mangola and his time in argentina here's the thing he also spent

time in Brazil what's crazier is this reminded me of a story when I was in high school I like how he just used this to it as an excuse when I was in high school I was friends with this Brazilian kid his dad was much older than our parents and we were all talking at his house once

then completely unprompted he'd launch into his story about how he purchased a V- W bus from a German man in Brazil in the 1970s named Jose and upon reading the papers on the vehicle after he got home learned that it was Joseph Mangala himself. There's no shot. That is crazy.

I'll believe it because I like the idea. But I don't. His aliases are recorded. So I can fact check that. Oh, interesting. Yeah. So like Joseph Mangala. I mean, Jose would fit. I don't know if he's that stupid. It would. I don't know if he's that stupid. It's too easy though.

I don't know if he's that stupid. Yeah, that would be crazy. Jose now. Yeah, that would be like... Shifty eye, shifty. That would be like if Hitler was like, I'm Alfonso Hitler. I'm Alphi. I'm Alfonso Hitler.

Ola. Oh, like, El Dorfo. I'm Adolfo hitlero. What is this? What is he? What do you say hello in Brazilian? fucking Portuguese? Jha?

Jars. I like that. Fuga de Chau? Fuga de Chau? I don't know. Oh, big guy. Anyway. Who purchased the car from, he sold it almost.

he sold it almost immediately. Why would you sell? See, well, that's history, brother. See, that's crazy. If you have, if you know that you have that car, first of all, you verify that, and then you sell it. Because, bro, you sold to a history museum for a lot.

Yeah, you'd sell that to a Smithsonian or like, I don't know if the Smithsonian is the right way. I forget what the Smithsonian does. But sell that to a museum of some kind because that's, that's history, man. You can make bank. Honestly, it is, sadly. You probably sold that car for like $12.

dollar. Because he just wanted to get rid of it. Could have got bread, bread for it, honestly. Now he's got a death machine, dude. He's got the, dude, that is crazy. That I don't know. That is, it's a weird thing. I hope that's real.

I hope that actually happened. I hope so too. I hope so too. I don't fucking, don't, don't buy shit from Nazis, man. Don't buy shit. Don't buy shit. It's crazy how over, like all over they were over South America. They were like all over South America.

America. It's nuts. I bought it when I was in Greece for a for a bit, I went to a flea market. I was in a, I was at a flea market. And there was a dagger with a fucking swastika. And I was like, you know, what? And I was, uh, this was around the time where like all of those fucking progressive ideolog freaks were calling everything you do like a Nazi or whatever. And I was like, oh, I can use this for a bit. I fucking bought it. And then I was like, you know, when it's kind of go home, I'm like, yo, could you just throw this away? I kind of don't want this. That's hysterical.

Dude, what, what's, so here's the thing, right? Let's say you're not a Nazi at all. You've never collected it. But you find yourself in possession of just somehow, like, either you inherit it or it's just like you find a trunk and it's just like, it's just full of this shit. If, what do you do with it at that point? Because you can't sell it. because if you sell it, people are going to think that you are

collect the shit. You just donate it to a fucking museum or some shit. Just get, you just literally get rid of it. If you donate, you can write it off your taxes too. You donate to rent off your taxes to just get rid of it. Just get away from you.

That's it. The smartest thing to do. Don't like, don't like fucking hold on to it. Because if people find you with that shit, it's, it's the worst. You're caught red hand even though you're not even a room.

So just like get rid of it. That's what I would do. Trust me. Personal experience. I would definitely try to flip it to a rich Nazi. I'd flip it, Elon Musk. I think that's a good, like that is the smartest thing to do. This will make people like you, Elon. He's like, oh, really?

People like me already, don't they? And you look at me like, what do you mean, Elon? What do you mean? They love me. It can't hurt to stack it. It can't hurt to stack a buff. Yeah, right. Right.

He would say that too. Like, he's like trying to be a cool and relatable. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like in video games, like you play right. You play video games. I'm like, Elon, don't fucking talk to me. Don't fucking talk to me.

Do you want the dagger or not? You played the path of exile. That would be $12 billion. Yeah, seriously. I'm really good at Path of X. I'll sure you are dumb bitch. You got out of my fucking face. You fuck you.

So stupid. All right. It gets so. So brutal. Pretend like you're good at video games. That sucks. It is a gamer is really embarrassing. That is truly embarrassing.

It is. It is somehow the lamest thing he's done. Dude, just play and suck. Who cares? Who gives the fuck? Like, imagine, like, you just, you suck dick. You just like, oh, I just like playing video games. I'm not very good at it.

But they're fun. And then nobody could say anything about it. Well, there was also a thing that too, the thing, too, where he was talking about how, like, I couldn't play GTA 5 because I draw the line of killing cops. You remember that? Yes. You remember that? That was bootleaking queer.

Like, what the fuck, dude? I can't believe. I can't. believe gamers saw that and were like, yeah. Oh yeah. What are you talking about? Who was it? Was it probably the quartering, probably. And Ian Miles

Chong were probably like Ian Miles Chong. I agree. I hate killing cops. Do Ian Miles Chong? Didn't he get his fucking head exploded in fucking Ukraine or something? Or like, who was the guy that exploded? Oh, that was a gun zero Lerre. Coach Redpoe got his head got his head fucking Gallagherd

in fucking Ukraine. He was confirmed to be, he was confirmed a Russian asset and they destroyed him. They snoked him? They did something. I don't know if his head actually exploded. Oh, Lord.

He's gone. He's, he's, he's killed in action. They, he was, imagine moving to Ukraine and then, and then you're in there during wartime

and all you're doing is a sucking off the Russian government. They're like, bro, what do you do? doing. So then they grabbed him and then he suddenly died. They snoked him. It's so funny. I remember it's so funny to think about that because like it's lost media now. I've tried to find it so many times because I wanted to frame it or something.

Like not frame it because you can't frame videos, but like I just I wanted to download it and save it on like a thumb drive because it is hysterical to me. We're like this dude, this coach Redfield dude like made a video about like me and Lacey's relationship. And I remember like he was like doing all these like theories and all this. weird shit. And he had like the three camera angles. The three cameras. I was hoping you're going to mention that.

I'll remember that to the day I die because he was just sitting there. It wasn't anything special. He was just sitting there and the camera was just to give the illusion of a production value, which in fairness is actually smart. It works. I understand. I understand theoretically why you would do that. But just the idea that that guy made a video like theorizing about like, oh, why,

why this is happening? Like, why is Chris dating this person? And now he's dead. It's just very funny to me. My favorite thing about this guy is... He did a whole campaign. He did a whole campaign about how I think it was Sargon of Akkad, like, oh, Sargon docks to me or something like that. I'm pretty sure it was him.

And if you look at the description of his videos, they all had his, like, fucking business address and his full fucking name. Every single video. And I'm like, what the hell is, what is, because that other guy did that. No bullshit did the same fucking thing where they're like, oh, you docks you know, I'm like, you have an entire other YouTube channel with your full fucking government name on it. Well, dude, did you see that? There was that other secret YouTube channel that he had where he was like fingering dogs. Huh?

You didn't see this? No, what are you talking about? This is the whole thing with Coach Redpill. He had like a secret YouTube channel where it was fingering dogs. What are you saying? Well, listen, guess what? look, this is real. But if it's not,

what's he going to do? Yeah, if he really cared to defend himself, he'd speak up. If he cared to say something, he would say it. Yeah. He would reconstitute his head. He went mad quiet after those allegations came out.

He went mad quiet. Yeah. He went mad quiet. He's completely still on those reactions. I can tell you that much. She's, you know, the funny, the thing that's upsetting is, out of all the people that could have just, you know, been gone, like, like, if you think about, even like with the Kirkies and stuff and I'm like, out of, out of the, out of the, there are some real monsters. Yeah, it's, it's the, it's the, the real monsters never die. That's kind of the thing.

It's like, it's always just these, like incidental, like, yeah, they suck. But like, they die when they're super old, like fucking Lindsey Graham. It's like, hurry the fuck. Like, right, exactly. Or like Mitch McConnell where he's like still clinging on like where he's he's got rollback net code where he just hasn't been updated on the fact that he's actually dead yet. Right. It's all this. They all survive.

They live long prosperous careers. They make a shit ton of money and then they die. And then they're just they never face accountability. And it's just like all this. But but like podcasters get killed and like some fucking loser YouTuber gets fucking exploded in Ukraine. It's so it's so wrong. I remember the first time I saw the phrase coach deadpill. I laughed for way too long.

It was crying. It's pretty good. Because it's perfect. It's perfect. Coach Deadpill is crazy. That is insane. That was amazing. Coach Deadpill is nuts. I remember hearing Coach Red killed. Red killed.

Not bad, not bad. Coach Deadpill is fucking wild. It just slots in perfectly. There's also that, that photo of him walking out of the apartment looking like a fucking Dr. Seuss, like creature where he's got like that weird tough to hair up. Yeah. Yeah, that's when they got him. That's when they,

the last image of him. They definitely took him to like a fucking cement room. And fucking, I don't even know. Tied Wendigo is to all of his limbs and sent them in different directions. No, they put him in a corner and this gave him body shots till he died probably. This gave him body shots till he passed away.

It's crazy. That's monstrous, dude. Yeah, you know, lesson, don't know. Don't talk shit about it. Yeah, it's a. Especially during war time. Maybe don't, you know, commit espionage and be a fucking weirdo. Yeah, yeah.

Like, it's really not worth it. Like, it's just not worth it. Like, what was it? Like, don't do that. If you're, like, go move to Russia, retard. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, or just like, don't do any of it. Or don't do it.

Yeah, that's a better thing. Shout out to this dead idiot. Should move on, I guess. Good stuff. Coach Deadpool is crazy. It's amazing. I wish this. We should have a spirit on the show.

That's crazy. I get a Ouija board. There's no needs. Gone. Let him sleep, bro. Coach Redmond will be there. And we have a shot. We have like the overhead shot of like the way of we just make it say I am gay.

There's so many people that are listening right now that they have no idea what this is. Completely not aware of any of this YouTube lore from back in the day. There's too much guys. There's too many dumb characters like Coach Deadpill. I'm being a little agro. I'm being a little agro about it. He really wasn't that bad. He was just kind of cringe.

He was a fucking idiot. Yeah. I actually ran into someone in real life that knew who he wasn't. It pissed me off. It actually genuinely, at the gym, there was this jacked Asian dude that I would work out with sometimes. And then he, of course, he asked me what I do and I'm on YouTube, whatever. And at one point, one day came and he was, Hey, man, are you worried this guy, coach Red Pill?

And I was like, uh, yeah. That's the moment where you take a pizza cutter and swallow it and just like, and do this. Just like make sure it's cutting the shit out of you. Brother, and the nicest way possible, I was trying to be like, yeah, you know, that guy sucks. But I didn't want to insult that guy because clearly he thought he was interesting, which made me not like this guy so much less was like, I can't believe. I thought you were cool. You immediately disliked him.

You're like, oh, interesting. I think, oh, yeah. It is one of those things where you hear about it. Yeah, because I think I would think, I would think that about me as well. Like, if I meant if I, if like, I was in disguise and I met somebody who was like, I really, you, you, you remember this Chris Reagan guy? I'm like, oh, I think less of you. You should know. You should know.

You should know who this is. Listen, if you, at least you're not giving. At least you're not an hideous piece of shit giving fucking life. advice to young men. That is true. I'm a relatively okay looking piece of shit giving bad advice to young men. That's which is, which is way better.

I respect how kind you are to you are to yourself. I respect that. Yeah. I respect that. You're very kind of yourself. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't think that if I didn't have like a, you know, stats

to at least back it up in some way. Stats. That's the thing. A lot of those people that are like, guys go go look at coach red pill so you'll understand what we're saying if you want to feel better about how you look definitely this guy up that's crazy you find the most recent photo you can of him

also that's crazy what an autopsy the fuck no no there was certainly nothing left I just I think easy dude they couldn't feed it to the dogs is crazy they're like it's just they put this

4 on every inch of his body. That's wild. Oh, my God. We're being such assholes. Jam path, bro. Let's move on. Let's move on. I don't even remember what we were talking about.

Oh, yeah, the guy sold the Nazi car. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, what? Okay, so here's a hammer game road. And he says, hey, Freaks. Derek brings up how he's allergic to eggs sometimes. And I recently listened to an episode where he brought it up. And it made me wonder how recently he has tried them.

Allergies like that can go away after like a decade, I think. And I don't know, I'd say it's worth a shot to try again if it's been a while. Also, Sweeney are gay. That's the last part. Very nice about that. So I'm fully aware of that Sweeney's gay. And, but yeah, no, I, so I developed this sensitivity to eggs probably in my mid-20s.

Maybe a quote a little towards the later. I just remember because one thing I used to eat all the time, this Mexican food joint was breakfast burritos in the morning because they would have them. There was a dollar in the morning. And it was just eggs, papas, and ham.

And I would fuck them up. And then at a certain point, I started realizing I'm like, I have the worst heartburn that I've ever had in my life. And then I started realizing that it was things that had eggs in it. After a while, it took a while for me to realize it. But,

Um, no, it's still happening, unfortunately. So it's been over, uh, what, uh, it's, it's, it's been over 10 years, but it's still going on, unfortunately. I had a one thing I realized is the hotcakes at McDonald's, uh, they have eggs in them. So I would, I don't eat them often, but every time I would eat them. I just, I didn't even think about it. I was like, I would get, I just thought it would get heartburn because I just had a bunch of fucking grease and shit, right? Yeah.

Um, but, um, but it would be a little bit exacerbated, like where I'd feel really. really bad and then I looked up the ingredients. I'm like, oh, they put eggs in their fucking batter. Because not all pancakes have eggs in their batter, but like, if you want to make waffles, you put eggs in there for sure. So, uh, yeah, so anyway, I'm still fucked up on it and it's, it upsets me greatly because I used to eat eggs like almost every fucking day. That was like my go to protein in the morning. And, uh, I've tried just eating whites because I thought maybe it was just the yoke or something. And it's not, nothing's working. So, uh, Jojo bought me some vegan eggs and hey, the consistency looks like scrambled eggs, but it sure

don't fucking taste like it. To me, it was like it's murderous. I would rather it not look like eggs and taste like eggs than the fucking other way around. Why the fuck what I eat this if it doesn't taste like eggs? It's crazy to me. It doesn't make any fucking sense to me. You've seen that shit.

You've seen the Just Egg brand. Have you seen that? Or like I think it's called Just Egg or something like that? I think so. There's like a vegan egg thing. is that what it's called? I don't remember the name of it. I know what you're talking about.

Eggs from plants. Yeah, just J-U-E-T, okay, yeah, yeah, it's eggs from plants. Anyways, it's that. You guys have probably seen it in the store. And it's personally, maybe you guys disagree with me. Maybe I'll try it again someday. It's been a few years as I've tried it,

but I was genuinely upset. What I had? I was like, what the fuck is this? This doesn't taste like the eggs that, I just want the egg flavor. Whatever. Rant over. But hey,

appreciate it. I'm going to check back. I'm hoping my taste buds will change again. I would love that. I would love to like cilantro since it's in fucking everything. I'm so glad that I like cilantro. Especially because it's like it's a complete luck of the draw with that shit. You know?

I like fucking even like Del Taco was a place that I appreciated later in life because I think their chicken is actually good. They actually have, I swear by their chicken tacos. Their chickens actually good. I live pretty close. I look pretty close with Del Taco and I've never gone in there. Yeah, that's the one that I would go to. I would go to a lot. The only thing I would recommend there, I'm a beanie cheese burrito guy.

Their bean cheese burrito are good. But also their chicken, that's the only thing I would swear by. I think their chicken's good. But they used to have this spicy grilled chicken burrito. And then one day, the rice that they would put in just, it turned into cilantro and lime rice. They replaced their regular rice with cilantro and lime rice. And I'm like, you fucking assholes.

So they made it better. Okay. Yeah, they made it better for like half fucking people, asshole. Yeah. Now it's like for me, if I want to enjoy that burrito, I take out the rice and it's like, that's a big part of it. And it's, it is a massive part of it. It's fucking crazy. It's a load bearing killer of a burrito.

I love cilantro. I wish I did. I really wish I did because salancho and say boy, I love them both, man. So much better for me. But I'm fucked. Whatever. All right. Can the critical drinker just die of alcohol poisoning already rode in?

Yeah, if he's drinking so critically, I'm surprised he's still around. This is an example of one of the things that I'm talking, that we were talking about earlier. It's just like, no, don't waste the cosmic death on. No. Can I actually, I want to argue that. Well, actually, no. No. So, so this is me being selfish.

It's just because he's, I feel like he's largely responsible for tainting video game and movie discourse quite a bit. He selfishly. He's single-handedly one of the reasons why people went so crazy about the new Star Wars trilogy. Like it's like there's problems in it, but he is a huge

force in why people went like. Because they're focusing on the bullshit. They're not even focusing. They're not dissecting it as an actual, critical. Exactly. They're dissecting it from that Manosphere fucking dumbass lens. Like everything's woke and gay. And he's been one of the big,

proponents of that to the point where I think he was just on Pierce Morgan recently. Like, like, what? Yeah, exactly. Why? Exactly. Because Pierce Morgan's a piece. Pierce Morgan's the biggest centrist piece of shit alive. He is the definition of like that centriism where it's like milk toast fucking, oh, like a little bit and left a little bit on the right.

Like it's fake. I know behind the scenes he's fairly reasonable. Like if you talk to him in real person in real life, but then on the television, he's doing, he's doing it. He's doing a persona. He's doing the show. 100%. I believe in stoicism. And it's like, why don't you stoically die in your sleep?

Why don't you go stoically die in a bedroom, man? Go quietly die under your fucking porch. I can't stop reading meditations. When I, I understand as a man, I have to be strong. It's like, go test how strong you are in front of a train. Go do that. Go see how strong you are here. Please, I love.

See, even get a little give. See, even get a little give. I'd love to watch you fail terribly at it. That'd be a good sentence for a lot of people that, like, oh, finally, Donald Trump gets convicted or whatever. And he's, he hasn't expired yet. Let's just say for the sake of argument. He gets convicted after, you know, the fucking incumbent, incumbent gets destroyed. Democrats flip everything, blah, blah, blah.

And they're like, all right, you clearly 94 fucking indictments and stuff. And you're guilty of all the shit. You were sentenced to push. back against its moving train. We're going to get a nuclear-powered one, too. We're going to get a train that is special. We're going to have a bullet train from fucking Chinese. You're going to be

pushing against a Japanese Maglev train. I hope you're ready for it. It's just literally a goss, a gouse rod flying at you. I don't know. I think, um, I got this. I don't know. He stops it for a minute.

There's one minute of him stopping it. Way too much give. To the point where then all the, all the MAGA, the MAGA people are reinforced. They're like, see, I told me. I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like, he's special. He was, he was special. Like, that's like they're like, I don't think he's right. After he died, after he ultimately explodes.

I'd be like, look, I don't think he was right, but he was clearly enhanced somehow. Clearly he was special. Like, there's something here. You can't deny that part, right? Everybody. Yeah. I told you. And it takes over him eventually.

Anyway. And then Barron goes and eats the scraps. This guy, this guy writes in, he says, your conversation, Hey, Gaston Truthers. Oh, not me. Your conversation about Lafou and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast some time ago

reminded me about something that I completely forgot existed. Did you know that in 2022, Disney animated an entire Epcot exclusive short, retconning LaFu. to be secretly good during the events of the movie. Involving events that are completely temporally impossible. Like the short tries to convince you that Lefou was actually secretly helping the castle people and Bell the entire time. For fuck's sake, they even try to say that he sewed Bell's entire dress.

It's so fucking stupid. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's crazy. That reminds me of Batman Be Be Be Be Be Begap. begins where if you if you the stuff that the way that they portrayed the wanes and like and then what was it oh batman did you know that uh your father had used these catacombs for the the underground railroad and was helping slaves of Skype and i'm like yeah i'm sure this billionaire was doing that i'm sure that i'm sure that was what's happening oh we dad was doing this in the what 70s fucking whatever the like old

Wayne stuff. Old way. Like a grand, great grand, happy way. You understand. It's because modern Batman, there's just no way to reasonably make him a good guy.

That's why. Like, narratively, he's not a good guy. Like, I understand what they try. You can like, what they try to do.

What about, listen. I don't care. If Nolan and then wanted to just stick to like Batman himself, Bruce Wayne being virtuous, okay, whatever. But the Thomas and Martha Wayne being like pillars of virtue when they're like, you know, billionaires.

What fucking galaxy, dude? Like even in like he's giving, oh, dad, did you build this train? Yeah. Fucking we wanted to make things easier for poor people. And look at it. Like, shut the fuck up. This is so stupid. Like that was.

That was believable once upon a time. And an older version of the world, it is, look, it is more believable that you could see like, oh, these rich people weren't assholes. It is, it is, it's like early, it could work to people's brain. That's like early like when like

Industrial Revolution type shit. When Industrial Revolution rich would like buy would like buy parks and like actually like invested like they would buy things for like the public and shit. Like that was like Carnegie and them donating most of their salary throughout a year to have it be rich and like stuff like that. Like let's not make it. Let's not make it. It was still tax cuts.

It was still. It was still. It's still. Hold on. it's still misinformed. It's still misinformed that at least they were doing something. Like, it's different now where it's like it's the same shit,

but with like none of the like, okay, we'll buy a public park and we'll like give it to it. It's just poor. There was zero philanthropy at all. It's just for it. It's just hoarding now. So like I know what you're saying. And it wouldn't even bother me.

Honestly, it wouldn't bother me if there wasn't so much simping for billionaires in real life. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, because it would at least be like, oh, this is fiction. Okay, cool. Like, whatever.

I could believe in this fictional world where like these these is a long line of billionaires were just like genuinely good hearted okay but like the fact that it's just it's lost on people that that's not really possible like Iron Man Iron Man can make more sense because of the like even though it's still stretch it's still a stretch because ultimately Iron Man is still a I think Iron Man's worse actually but he's not worse than Batman but he's I mean he's not he that's that's that's a crazy take but I you're dumb sometimes. let you have it. But Iron Man, Iron Man is a, he's, Iron Man's a warmonger, but what happened is he went and actively got kidnapped by the people. He was warmongery. And he saw it. So like,

that's an understanding. It would be like, all right, cool. I can see how someone could change it a little bit. Not to mention the people he's around can curtail him. Batman just don't listen to niggas. They'd be like, oh, Bruce, that's bad. Suck my dick. Throws a battery of Crimson. I'm just kind of more like the the damage scale of like who. Oh, no, the damage scale of all of them is. It's all. You know what's funny though?

Like when I do, because you were talking about like philanthropy from back in the day. And it made me think about modern day. I'm like, all right, who's doing some decent work? And there actually are, here's the thing.

There is some shit going on, but they're, they're demonized by, like, say, if you look into like, say, a Warren Buffett or,

um, Bill Gates, for example, and some of the stuff that they have done, there is objective good. However, if you look at what the right wing is saying about them, it's fucking hilarious. I sometimes end up in comment sections and they're like, look what Bill Gates did again? And I'm like, what does this have to do with anything? I know what you're saying. They are from that middle era. Yeah.

What I'm saying is there is some philanthropy being done. I don't want to just say there's none because I was kind of coming off like that. Sure, sure. But it's not it's not Bezos and Musk and like the modern, the modern class. No, no, no. It's not the modern players. It's all like legacy players or, you know, or just really, really old money. Who did just like, all right, we'll just buy a fucking public park and we'll give it to the people and we're and we'll protect it or whatever.

That'll give us something. Right. From like the robber. It was still bad. Yeah. But it's insane thing. Like when I was in Hawaii, right? I was in like this place that was like, like, genuinely.

probably like a third of the island and it was all owned by one family and it's like what the fuck people own this yeah it's a giant park with huge a lot of Hawaii a big a big portion of it and it's like it's just so crazy thinking like

oh they aren't and granted they own it and like they have respect for the island relatively where they don't allow construction on the island and if whenever a set is done it must be removed and the area must be like re like retended to, but it's like owning that much of a place is crazy.

It is insane. Like it's, it's too much money that people be having. You never hear that guy's name because he's not even at like the top of the top of the top of the top. It's too much. It's obviously too much power. Like there's some privatized places that like it's fine. Like I think about Bryant Park actually in New York City is actually a pretty good example.

Like that's a privately owned park, but it's open to the public and it's like well taken care of. And it's like it's all this stuff. It's like, okay. Yeah. that's nice. Like they could have easily turned that into a fucking, you know, office building. I deal capitalism. You're right.

In an actual world where there is morality and righteousness and virtue, you know, like capitalism wouldn't be a bad idea. Even for that for me. It's just like you shouldn't. I don't know, man. I understand. I think it's fine. I think it's fine. I just don't know if I like the idea of people.

Because people owning parks. I agree. But like there is if you, if you. it depends on the people who own it. You know what I mean? And that's the problem is that like the moral fiber of the people who have the means to do these, these things now, it's not guided by anything like meaningful. It's all just like, it's all self-aggrandizing.

It's all just like, it's pageantry. And it's like they'll sell it out. And they'll just like they don't care. It's like there's another thing like that too, actually in New York where there's like that floating. Oh my God. I can't remember. Like some, there was some business guy.

He's not like a hundred billionaire. but he's wealthy. And he bought like this section, like, I can't remember exactly where it is. It's another park area that they built out. And it's literally just a nature kind of, it's like,

like this is just nature. This is going to be nature this entire time, but this is ours. And it's open to everybody you can use it. And it's like beautiful and it's nice. And it's like, this is at good. Give back to the fucking place

and like do something that people can be like, okay, cool. You're at least doing something for us. But like, that's not common. You know? And the people who have the means to really overshadow even those rich people aren't motivated by that same kind of like, oh, we grew up here, we love New York, we want to do something.

There's no passion for anything. Like Elon was from fucking South Africa. He doesn't give a fuck about America. Right. He doesn't give a fuck at all. He just wants money. So it's just it bothers the fuck out of me. Right.

People say in your financial advisor in a capitalist society, one of the most simplest things I'll tell you is if it doesn't make dollars, it doesn't make sense. And so that's why everything that is privatized is fucking for profit, right? And if it means to help upkeep something and make sure that it's, you know, kept in good condition and it's like, oh, this is going to hit at your wallet, well, then don't fucking do it. Right. Like, because the idea is just to make more fucking money. so like prisons being privatized for example oh great now we're just going to have slave labor and then instead of putting them in nice conditions like well i'm going to lose money if i do that

so then they don't fucking do it and so that like that's the idea where it's like they're always being told to cut corners to make more money and that's why we're like nah fuck that so yeah it's rare when there's a w from a private own something and it actually functions well yeah but it's always these like median like these like not even medium but like low lower and rich people. It's like they have a lot of money, but it's not like hundreds of billions of dollars. Right.

You know what I mean? It's like those people who are just like, they're still wealthy beyond their wildest dreams, but they came up somewhere and they're like, oh, I love this place. I can never, it's like barely. It's like two percent of people.

I hear what you guys are saying. I just, my brain doesn't. I unfortunately live in a world where the mentality that you guys are speaking of is so far and few. Oh, it's gone. It's gone. That it's like, I just don't want it. I don't want it. I would prefer, like even if there was a vote, right? It's kind of like, say, guns in the United States where there is a lot of responsible gun owners. Actually, most people who own guns are registered, have firearms are are decently responsible. Yeah, I agree. However, if there was a vote to be like, you know, only a niche people can have them. Like in every, everywhere around the world in the developed world, if we just join them, I would be like, yeah. You know, in the same way, like say there are responsible people who own businesses privately

and own big things for public spaces privately and they're probably doing well enough and they're not completely fucking people over. Even something small, I don't know a lot about Costco. I'm not going to pretend to know but at least I know the prices of their food has been consistently the same throughout the years where you can still

get a hot dog and a fucking drink. Now you can argue that you have to be a member to get that so that's kind of fucked up where it used to be for the public. So it's so complicated, but at least for the members that have been continuously members, you can't have that food at the same price. You can't get food.

After the, after the fucking pandemic. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. Post pandemic, you cannot, you have to be a member

to buy that food. I haven't been to Costco in a long time. Like, like probably pre-pandemic, but they also play, they also pay their people well, don't that. Or at least they did at one point.

I don't know if that's true anymore. There are companies like that where I think really the distinguishing factor really is whether or not something is publicly traded. Like I really do think like once stockholder. come in and once like there's that outside pressure to like line go up always like that fucks everything. Yeah. Because like the Arizona IST company is is one of these where it's just like they don't have

that you can't invest in that. It's just some guy who's just like yeah I like to keep it at 99 cents. Like now now 7-11 will up charge it will jack it up a little bit. But like you can you can get directly from them for 99 cents and obviously the idea like that. And they like that. Costco is like that Valve is like that actually like It's why Valve is like so generally,

um, uh, people feel generally positive about them. Very true. Because the fact that Valve, most of the games they sell you of that RMD or whatever it is, approve where you can play them outside of, outside of being on Steam.

Like you can download the game onto your PC and right. You don't need to be. And that would never be now. Now if Valve was publicly traded, if you could invest in Valve, there would be a Valve premium. There would, yes. Oh, there would be a Valve plus.

There would be like, Oh, pay for this membership and then you get access to the steam sales. You know what I mean? Like that's what it would be because the goal would be like how do we get line go up? But if you're just a normal private company and you're just insular and you just, you're lean and you just care about, you know, having a good environment that, you know, people work at and they're happy to work there, then you're going to do well and people are going to like you.

But the second some dude in a suit from France is like, I need this line to go up actually. Yeah. Let me buy 15% of your company. and let me sell 10 of my shares to Chinese executive. Like all this shit, it's just like it ruins everything. I, in general, in general, trading in general is like fucking a lot of that shit.

It's a fucking, it is. One of the worst things about our societies, 100%. The fact that market, the fact that people can privately trade stuff, but then publicly affect the price of it on the market is like genuinely like, I don't think,

I don't think many people should lose their lives for real. All right. Dead ass. He's always talking about killing people. No, you should, you, there's no excuse for doing shit that heinous to human beings. I agree. You cannot, you cannot do that and be like, hey, I can breathe there, right? It's like, no.

Circling back to what you're saying, we were talking about the, what's his name, the alcoholic or what's, no, no, the, the, the drinking. What's his name? Critical drinker. Critical drinker. So circling back to that, that's a good point right there where it's like, like, all right, let's not waste our, you know, our KOs. So do you think those people are worth it? The people I mentioned?

The fucking, the people in the boardrooms that are forcing, you know, people to continuously forever make more money. Yeah, maybe those people can go. I think, I think you save it. Like a fat lightning boat over the building. I think you save these things for the defense contractors and the people who enable, like, that's the kind of thing. The defense contractors, it's the same thing, though. There are companies that are investing and they expect more money from their investment. So, yeah.

Right. But what I'm saying is like a company investing in a company, like a company ruining a video game publisher, you know, that sucks. You know, but it's, but. Yeah. You know, Halliburton. So you're, yeah. Okay. You know what I mean?

Specifically for stuff like that. Yes, you are right. You are very correct. How do you think you change that, though? That's why I said selfishly. I was like talking about the critical drinker. Because this is selfish. This is like, if we had to like, oh, clearly there's bigger fish to fry.

But one for me to enjoy, you know, you know when you want to escape society's ills and you want to just like, oh, let me see what's going on with the Odyssey. Let me see reviews. If you type in Odyssey reviews, there's a possibility that that piece of shit's going to pop and probably be at the top of the list. There's a black woman and there was no black people in Greece and it's like, bro, open a book. There were actually a good amount of black people in Greece and it's like, no, they weren't. That there's a black person in this video. Oh my gosh.

The issue with a lot of these things. There's no black people ever. The thing that I, the thing that I can't. The thing. As I'm talking. There's not a single. There's not a single one. I think the issue really is that like you just have, I don't see how people don't see.

that if you just, if you're a sheep, right, and you just, and the reviews for a movie are good, so you automatically like it and you haven't seen it yet, that's embarrassing, right? It's like, what are you doing? Like, this is really dumb. But to reflexively have the exact opposite opinion with the same exact amount of information is also being a sheep. What? Like if you just, like if you just hate something because the reviews are good and you don't like that the reviews are good and you haven't seen it you're a sheep like you have no theory of mind for yourself like you're just the fucking roach like walking around like reacting to fucking base stimuli you know like what are you doing you're barely a human at that point but so like i need to make money well i mean make money how am

my god how am i going to make money if i'm not going to shit on this and say it's Hulk. You know what I have to say? At least, I understand that at least. You know, get your like, I'm at the point where I'm just like, get your back. Fine. Whatever. Like, everything's over anyway. I'm really not. I'm really not. What are you waiting for? Like, what are we trying to save? Like, what is there left? I just want peace of mind. That's my issue. That's the thing. I just got a log. You got a log off for that. That's all you can do at this point. That's all you can do. There's so much to save and there's so many people after us that are still trying to build their sense of self that these people are polluted. I don't get a shit. It's not my fucking problem.

I can tell you don't give a shit. But unfortunately, we should. I've cared for so long and, and been rewarded for so little of it. So I'm just like, I'm over it, bro. I'm over it. When you, when you get it, when there's a, when there's a young person in your life that you have to like look,

they have to see them grow up. Unfortunately, that does change your mind a lot. No, I have young people in my life. That's what's happening. That's what's happened to me right now. Look at this smoky black guy. I have, I have young people in my life and I see the world of their hand. And it's like,

Damn, that sucks. Because I, I quite literally, like, my perspective, and I hate that I say this is I sound like my dumbass, fucking grandma and all the other fucking idiots. You sound like your dad? You sound like your dad. My dad would be like, stop being a bitch. My dad would just say stop being a bitch.

Your dad watches a critical drinker for sure. That's crazy. And he's like, hmm, I don't agree with this guy, but I like his flow. I don't like how stupid and white he is, but you know, that person is pretty gay. I think this is my doing. Trans people. I don't even know. I don't even know what my dad would do confronted with a trans person.

I thought he'd explode. Elliot, Elliot, Paige, wasn't it something different? Oh, no, he turns into a visage of like Raphael for a moment and it turns back.

Hey, King, Dad, did you ever watch Juno? Yeah, that's one of my favorite movies. I hate how he helped the wife, the girl at the end, but that's,

that's, that's, that's the same person. What? What? I don't understand. Is this Mrs. Doubtfire? Literally chain, start grabbing him like Credos.

No, where's going? I'm being taken somewhere. Aries. Aries kill trans people and my life is yours. No. But it's just like stuff like I guess what the fuck? He's like, why? Who called me?

You know what year it is? What somebody called me? This is your problem? That's awesome. All right. That's awesome. I just know, man. I think I think little ones are given such an unfair world.

And it makes me sad because it's like it's so hard to curtail them from like just unfortunately becoming shitheads. It's fucked up. Because so much of the world just makes them shit. Yeah, I agree. What do you do? Like, it's, I don't, you have to, like, homeschool your kids, but then they don't get socialized really. But it's like, what's better? Them being innocent and going into the world where it's a decent moral compass to begin with, or having them go into the world that is just literally ass.

Not my problem. Let's go. That's why. That's why shit stays bad, bro. I know. I agree. That's crazy. So you just, you just suck dick then.

I think I'm at a, I think there's a. of me that it i think there's a part of me that is at the point where it's kind of just acceleration is where it's just that's where joe rogan's let's just let's just let's just speed to the end of this so that like the bomb goes off and then we can like re-sure like we can remake everything because like it's clear we fucked up this run this is this is i really don't think this is this is a a a roguelike run where like we just we got the worst items possible like we just got like we just got and so it's just like you just got we got to respond we got to die we got to we got to undo all this and then maybe restart from the beginning

hopefully those of us with of sound mind are at the beginning the problem is that you can always fix problems for the most part I think just giving up is such a waste no I didn't say give up but give up what it is you are give up would be give up would be kill everybody and just like let's stop this all altogether but that's what you want you want it to get to the part everybody dies and it starts over no no no not everybody because like I just think we should I think we just got to reset we have we have a we need to have a little bit of a reset you know i don't give up on my console just because sometimes i have to unplug it and plug it back in i'm keeping the console you know it's just a

different it's a different run you're not a comeback kid bro you know you know you've never you've never pulled a freaking evil moment 37 or whatever you've never done it that's that's what you need to have those moments are the best moments they become the most iconic you know christ you know things oh go ahead when things fail you got to be like all right cool it's not over if there's still something you can salvage, salvage it be better. You know, Chris, I would be down for the reset. The only problem is I think that's what the technocrats are working towards. And I think the ultimately, from figuring out why Joe Rogan's compromised, I,

he just wants to spot in the bunker. Yeah. 1,000% from the things I've heard him say. I've heard enough of him where I'm like, I know what's happening with him now. If we can all just understand that we have to eat the people who have the bunkers, then like we'd be fine. And I'm not saying like metaphorically. I mean literally with sauce.

Like with sauce and seasoning and like all sorts of like I'm being very literal. Give me give me the spices. I would say well it depends. I don't know like it depends on the meat. Okay. So Peter too. Enough adobe on that soon and probably anything you taste well. Okay.

So he's gay. He's gay. So he's probably like sweeter. So he's probably like more of like a he's like a pork. He's like I like he's like I would say like he was not a slow roast him he's got a slow roast him He'll end up got a slow roast I would say maybe not too much I don't think you want to overdo Peter Thiel like maybe like parsley maybe And just like keep it simple let the fat do the work A nice a nice mustard glaze you know

Oh maybe maybe a glaze I wouldn't eat him because he's gay and that's gross But someone else might want to do Anyway Good job son I'm half going to thank you Thank you, father. I'm half joking.

I have, there's a part of me that still has like hope, but I also feel like, I don't know, man, we're running low. We're running pretty fucking low, yeah.

Let's, uh, let's move on to this. My nephew, give me hope every day, bro. I don't know. I'm just,

you're nephew who's addicted to his phone at, at three years old. He's not three. He's not three, but yeah, he gives me hope because I, because I see, I see good in him.

I see like genuine sparks of like just unfeathered, untethered, just kindness. And I'm like, they have a chance to do better. Isn't this the kid that beat you up and scratch your nose? Yeah.

No, that's the other, that's a littlest one. He's really cute, though, but he also shows me just real, like shows kindness. And I'm like,

they're capable of good stuff. We just have to curtail them in the right direction. And the problem is that we just can't. You got to turn them into activists because being good is not good enough, unfortunately. No, no, being good enough.

That's true. You have to help them acknowledge, like, hey, you got to stand for you. There's a lot of hard work and good people that do shit. I don't trust. I don't trust kids,

man, they got like an evil in them. They got TikTok. That's what scares me, man. They have, that scares. Dude, I looked into it. I watched genuinely,

I watched like a six hour, like a six hour documentary about like how bad short from content is for kids. You need that. And it's, like I know, like I know it's bad obviously because of the content stimulus. But I didn't understand how like truly detrimental this to like, especially their little brains.

It's like really bad. Of course. Yeah. Like really like like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like worse. It's worse than most people probably can comprehend how bad it is for them. All the kids that absorb that skimity toilet shit, they're fucked.

Like they're done. Yeah, yeah. It's hard. And then it's like, and that's one of the more. And that's one of the more harmless examples, too. Like, that's how you know. It's just like, that's how you know it's fucked.

Anyway, let's try and get some of these. What do we got here? Oh, I'm glad this guy wrote in about this. I'm only saying this. I'm only reading this largely because I want, I want to save it for later, just so I have a clip to go back to. But my goat,

my goat washed still smells like shit rodent, says, hello gay boys. I was listening to some older episodes and managed to find that episode where you boys joked about Marcus Phoenix killing himself by chainsaw. I'm so glad you brought this up

because I've been looking for this forever. In episode 397, the Kiss My Fish episode, you guys were talking about the number of gears games. And Chris and Derek mentioned that they both had, killed Marcus' son in five. Derek intentionally

Chris by bad phrasing of the choice and then you joked about Marcus cutting himself in half with the Lancer while screaming nice. Thank you. I'll go, I will go clip this right now. Very cool. I like it taking a while because he's so fucking sturdy. The other

instance of goofy, the other instances though, he read this, so this is, he brought this up and I totally forgot that we even did this because we do so much, we do so much crap. But like the other instance of suicide, goofy suicides, and gears of war in the extra ammo, the Daily Wires Gears of War trilogy, I forgot we even

did this. We did. We did. You guys had it. Whoever got infected by the plague and virus from the locusts killed themselves by ripping themselves in half vertically including Marcus's dad. I do remember this. I do remember that being

a joke where people would like just rip themselves in half. Yeah, something like that. their hands. So thank you. So thank you, my go. That's good. Was that the same one where did, uh, when Trump got ripped in half? Was that the same one? And he said, I think so because I think because Trump was one of the characters. I think we casted everybody. I think it might have been Marcus or something. Who was God? Who was Marcus? Who was the wretches? I know we had like all the wretches were one guy,

but I can't remember who was. But I don't remember. I'm, I'm literally retching. I'm retching. I'm retching. I'm retching. That's crazy. wretch ouch you're shot at a shotgun you can shoot

his y'all off his head and a duke I'm wall bouncing I'm wall bouncing I'm going to my yammy can't infuse it to my brain a little bit

think boo yeah I can't wait to wall bounce into my sister's voluptuous tints I can't I'm so excited I get it

I get why he'd want to I understand has anybody ever tried of them so here's what I want to see these channels don't exist anymore, but I remember this was like a like MythBusters type stuff where like I want someone to wear just like normal like it doesn't have to be Gears of War armor, but what I want is them to wear like just any kind of thing but have like a really intensely magnetized plate on their back. So they can like actually do the wall bounce. You know what I mean? Like how strong does the magnet have to be where you run and you turn your back to a wall and then you get pushed by the magnetization into the wall?

wall and you stick there. That's what I, I want to see somebody figure that out. I would pay a lot of money to see that. I don't. So is there a mechanism to turn it on and off though on your back? Yeah. It has to be that. Yeah.

If it's strong enough to pull you, I don't think you're not getting off at all. You're not getting off. Which is why you need to activate. You need to activate and deactivate. Yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm stuck. You know, you know what the box.

It's like a shooting. It's not. it's shooting and wrestling. You know how people can go off one knee and shoot quickly into grabbing somebody, like that slide thing people do effectively. Oh, sure. I'm imagining it's that,

but like somehow with your back, if that makes any sense. I don't really know. Going back, I don't understand, like, because it's like, I just shoot forward and then you,

what, you turn around and slide? Or what do you say? I don't know. I don't know the tech there. Because you just can't slide. Because it's the point they're almost sitting down, getting dragged backwards.

into walls. And I'm like, I don't know how you, I just don't get how you can do that. I guess it is like, do that is like that sliding shoot that people do it. I guess even that doesn't make sense. Yeah, of course, it doesn't make, it doesn't make, it's, you know, there's a fucking video game. There's, there's nothing. It does not make sense at all. I want to see someone do that in a game, but they just end up effectively throwing themselves at the wall and they get the air knocked out of them. They have to like, they have to like load their gun while their fucking ears are ringing in.

To me, this is why animation is superior, because if you try to be live action gears, you can't do anything like that. No, they're going to see you. They're going to CG a freaking berserker is going to look decent. And it's like, this could have been really cool if someone drew this. Everything else will look like shit. Yeah. You're going to be really cool if someone would have drawn this and it would have been really awesome. If even like you CG and then like put real effort into this could look really awesome.

But no, we got like, I don't know, some famous guy. We got Robert Patterson. gained 150 pounds, cast it as Dommer, something like that. And you're paying him so much more instead of just drawing this and making it as cool as it possibly could be.

Right. Yeah, I mean, you could do CG. Like, I don't mind CG if everything is CG. Yeah, like that's fine.

But like, the second you have CG in live action, it's just like, I don't know, we don't have that. We lost, we lost the technology to do Pirates of the Caribbean. You know what I mean?

Like, it's gone. No, we got it. We just don't care. We're not investing to make it. don't care. Yeah, there's no reason. Because it exists. It's very much so still real.

David Jones' beard costs like $2 million or some shit. Probably way more. I wouldn't even like I think. Dude, it's so good. It's so good. It's crazy. It's amazing. Recently again. It's because they don't. It's because they give the animators the time and the resources to do it. Like, we could do it again realistically. But like it's also just not worth the effort because people go see unfinished slop anyway. Exactly. Exactly. It just needs to be. It just needs to be. It just needs to look passively fine.

If you give me a streaming service, if you give me a quality streaming service, I ain't going to have a complaint at you, brother, man. But give me quality. Give me quality. That's it. It's over, man. I know a lot of people don't like the live action Transformers movies,

but there's a lot of effort into making those things look good. A lot of effort. I remember, you can talk about behind the scenes of what it took to bring devastated together in the second one. where it's like, you know, like when it all comes, when he's devastating, it's all coming together and shit.

And like that's just, the CG, the CG on what's his face? Um, Shia LaBoff because he died two years before that movie is great. Like they, they casted him and they only had one scene done and then they Ciged him for the rest of them.

And by the way, for the rest of every movie he's ever been a part of since. Yeah. Even in his current life is being CG. They keep. Yeah. Yeah. He was,

he was CG for we, he will not divide us as well. Yeah. I saw that. I was, I was incredibly impressed. I was incredibly impressed. That boy is losing his mind.

He has a fucking moment every, whoever's animating him just making him lose his mind. It's kind of fucked up, you know? Every few years, it makes me feel really bad because I'm like, brother, you've been on a straight and narrow so many times and you just end up losing it again. And it's like, brother, come on. Chickson, how would you feel if you pass away like right now,

like right this very second? And we just, we ended the show and we not ended the show like as in stopped producing it. We just like, we stopped the recording. and just said like we contacted one of our CG animator friends. Like listen, just

just CG Kingston for the rest of this episode. I don't care really. And then we kept going for the rest of the show like for every episode from now on you're like perfectly CG and we're just making you do shit and we're like we're fucking with your legacy. You know, we're, because I'm dead. I don't care man.

Like I'm dead. You know? Yeah. Like I don't mean. Just like just don't. Just tell. Lily at least and hopefully she says yes to do it No, she'll never know. We'll CG here We'll see you for her as well. Yeah.

I mean, hey man. I love that. At this point I'm gone, you know, like I can't, me having to say it's hilarious as I'm a fucking, I'm meat. I'm meat that's spoiling underground. So it doesn't matter. Anyway, I guess, uh, what is this? What is? Oh, I don't. This is whatever. Uh, these families worth visiting.

man what is it what are we at an hour 40 we'll do two more and then we'll wrap this bad boy up yes sir oh backshot kyle wrote it he says i got a question for sween why are kingdom hearts fans so weird i've seen them cry after hearing the first notes to the uh of the theme song and i and don't get me started on when they see a key

since you live with a Disney fan you have the most inside in that well he's also an ex-Kingdom Hearts fans I was a friend of man I'm a pretty decent amount you get bricked up with you see keys no it's just that it's what you call it's a very it's very much so a innocent game obviously Disney connected

so a lot of nostalgic power for people bro can you imagine Kingston's dad seeing Kingston enjoy Kingdom Hearts oh no It would be so betrayed. What the fuck is this, son? Physically in pain. Physically.

The gayest thing I've ever seen in my life. It'd be like when a character absorbs so much energy and you see the energy crackling around their body. It'd be like when it goes super sane too, but it's like pain instead of like cool lightning. Dude, the theme song would probably heard them too. It's like so emotional. Yeah. And I think that's it. It's purposely, like, very emotional to, like, adhere you to, like,

caring about how much of it. Ew, ew. It's a lot. It's a lot. It uses all the cheap anime tricks and the cheap Disney tricks. So in using both of those, it very much so it hears people to it. Like, I have love for Kingdom Hearts, but I also understand that the kind of game it is, it's not, it's not to be taken seriously.

There's very important. There's like very strong moments in it. But it's like it's overall four kids. I have only ever seen insane out of concept shots of kingdom. Like there's one shot that we're at that I think of all the time where it's like Mickey. Like it's not even Mickey yet, but it's like a bunch of people that look like they don't belong in the same frame. And then you hear from off camera,

did someone say heartless? And then it cuts to Mickey just standing there in like a smile. with like the most hot topic black attire I've ever seen it. It's just dead silent. It's the same thing too with like Winnie the Pooh becoming like an astral form of himself and like floating away from him. Like there are these like out of context shots of kingdom hearts that make me laugh so hard because it's just like who could possibly resonate with this.

I got love for kingdom hearts man, but I also understand what it is. I remember enjoying it but also I never went back to it. You were too old, man By the time it came out, you were already too old I was in high school You were too old You were way It was perfect for like my age group

Like it was perfect Yeah, that's true Eight years old I remember Jafar being a cunt I just remember that He was a dickhead, yeah He's a dickhead That and

I maybe I think my problem is I only see it available And this is just maybe me Not looking hard enough Because I want to try the first one again But I want to buy for like $2 or something.

But I usually see like the like the bundle that comes with like one, two point five and all this shit. It's pretty cheap. It's not cheap enough for me. That's very fair. It's very fair. Let me look. My son's been consumed by vital fagstasy or whatever the fuck this is. And Disney.

Disney. I. Crazy. Get this shit out of my My house, son. What the first? Stop. Derek.

Either the game goes or you go. Have you been seeing the videos of the guy that's like quick drawing a shotgun? No. What? What are you talking about? There's this dude that like he has a shi-seye on. He's talking about like how like how you got to be quick at the draw. And it literally, it's like he has, he has like his hoodie in.

And what happened is he cut a hole in the lower part of the hoodie. So he does. just lifts up where the pouch is and there's a shotgun there. And he's like showing off his quick draw. And it's insane how quick he is. He doesn't with a pistol too. It's unbelievable. He's like pull, tilt, shoot.

And it's like insane. It's insane. Here's one thing that, and I know a lot of, he was fucking around with his friend who was a cop, sorry to interrupt you. Yeah. And it was like, pull your pistol before I.

No, he wasn't. he might have been a cop once by the time. But he was like, he was like, fuck around with him. He was like, can you draw a gun fast in me? He's like, no. He's like, yeah, I can do whatever. I was, you know, it was a military. And the guy did it.

And he had his shotgun to his chin before he finished pulling a gun, the pistol up. And I was like, this is correct. This guy's a god. I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. I've not seen these. I, gun people are probably going to get mad. Gun people are going to get mad at me.

But I don't think there's anything gayer. than people showing off their quick drawing skills. There's something about it to me that it should. I think it's it would be less scared pulling out your penis. I think pulling out your penis would be more impressive than just being like, look how fast I could kill you. I don't know. There's something,

there's something samurai-esque to it to me that I like, but I also understand. But I also understand. With you unsheathing and sheathing a sword because of the coordination of putting it back like that, I think that is actually a, a great hand-eye coordination skill that we don't use swords anymore in combat, so this is purely hobby shit.

But like, motherfuckers are shooting each other all the time. I just, I just don't know. If you can quick draw and like a headshot and like a dummy, I'm pretty impressed. I'm not even talking about the actual skill itself. It's the people on the camera being like, look how fast I can quick draw. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, all right.

I can acknowledge it's cool, but I also go to the gun range and quick draw and shoot the target like bullseye, I'll be like, that's cool. it's the part before that I'm like, you're gay. Like, I don't know. Let me if I can find a video. It's,

it's like genuinely scary. Because I'm like, you want to kill, you want to shoot somebody. That's crazy. Yeah, that's a crazy person. There's an ancient guy that was so fast that it didn't make sense.

I'm sure he's dead now, but I saw like a documentary about him. And he was so fast and accurate, it literally didn't make sense to me. I thought I was like, they're doing magic because he's so old. Did you see that? you see that video the old man? The older gentleman with that weird

modified gun? I don't know if it was modified. I thought he just had a regular like fucking like a like a six shooter type of thing. I said gentlemen because I don't want to come after me. Where were you saying? I actually genuinely forgot. Oh shit.

I hate when I do that. That worries me. Yeah, me too. But it's whatever. See, look at that. Kingdom Hearts and I'm going to put on my wish list. But like say right now, if you want 1.5 and 2.5 remix, It's $50. Like, that's fucking ass and I.

I don't want to play that. And it doesn't even give me the option to just buy the one. Like, let me just buy the one game. Yeah. I don't want to, I don't want both of them. Even though I heard the two is pretty good, but I just,

I just want to play the first one again for the nostalgia. I guess I'll have to, maybe I'll be, R. I'll become a, you know, I'm going to, I'm going to extract the files from a place that I shouldn't be going to, if you know what I mean. No money for Squaring-NexR. Let's see.

All right. Oh, yeah. Was there a question or am I tripping? She was making fun of Kingdom Hearts. Not yet. Oh, he was just saying that question, Kingdom Hearts was gay or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

So I'll do this last one and then we'll bounce. off. Derek humor would be like Massa Rec 2, layer of the penis sucker. Nice. Nice. Not bad. He says, yeah, he says, Chris, give us an update on your Sopranos viewing. I gotta be honest. Oh, you dropped off? I kind of fell off. Oh, no. I stopped at the beginning of season four. I don't know. I was just kind of like, yeah, like the, you know what the thing is, honestly, is that these season finale are really fucking underwhelming.

like the season finale is just don't finale they just kind of stop and it's just kind of like okay like I'm like I'm kind the big thing that gets me to I remember Breaking Bad was like this whereas it was like every season finale was like something like it was like a revelatory thing that would happen

and so it wasn't that I'm not interested in the Subrano's but like a main driving force of like wanting to finish the season of television is seeing like wear that, like, what's the big thing that they're going to end with? Like, how's the big change going to be at the end of the season? And Supranos is a little bit more understated. It's not really about that.

It's just kind of like an actual, I don't know. It's, I guess, more realistic, I guess. I don't even know if that's necessarily the right word. But I don't know, I just kind of, I finished season three and I was like, yeah, I want to watch season four, but I'm not, like, compelled to rush to see it. So, like, I'll get to it at some point. They don't put any. or anything.

Like something that's like, oh shit, like I can't wait for season four kind of, I know what you mean. I know exactly what you're saying. Because they set seeds that you think are going to be something and then they're not. That is so that's the most interesting thing about that show where in normal writing, you would be planting seeds and then like, oh, this is going to come back later. But what it is like, no, this is just real life. Stuff's just happening. And so like you think this is going to lead somewhere and it doesn't. And I'm like, oh, that's what happens in real life.

which is kind of a little bit disappointing, I guess, because it's like, this is a show. It's interesting, but it's not as engaging to me. Right. I'll finish it. And I know that I know that it's a good show. Like, I like, I like every season that I've seen so far. It's just like they don't feel like seasons so much as they just, it just feels like the show. You know what I mean?

Like, I could look at a shot from like every season of Breaking Bad and tell you like that's season four, that's season two. Like, I just know it because I've seen. And the characters look extremely different throughout the show. So it's easy for that reason. But like when I think of like what's, if I think of episodes of the Sopranos, like I don't know what season they're a part of. Like I earn it. I genuinely don't outside of the first episode because it's so distinct because Tony

sounds like a normal person in the pilot. And then immediately in episode two, he's like, what do you have made? Yeah. He definitely, he definitely hams it up a lot more. I would say. Yeah. he does and then I would argue that a few seasons in it's even worse because then at certain part I'm like you're by season three it's almost

ridiculous for you now you know what you fucking doing but yeah is this your robe is this your robe what I love that oh yeah that fucking that fucking bedrolet that shit was funny dude that will never that will genuinely that will genuinely always be the funniest interaction I've ever seen of yours online. I will never forget that. Shout to a homeless fan, by the way. He just did like a little animatic of that. Homeless fan is very good.

And I don't even understand. JoJo sent me a screenshot that he had every time stamp of every time I mentioned that Down syndrome dude with big balls. And he showed a screen, a story of it. And I'm like, how the fuck did you find all these? How did you do that? He has like, shout out to that guy, man.

Because he has, he did a compilation. I didn't even realize he had a YouTube channel. Because I've only seen the reels. But he has like compilations of, like he has an entire King Dad compilation that I was listening to. Oh shit. It's every single King Dad. And it's interesting because you see, you see like the evolution of the bit and like how it, like it is actually kind of fun to watch. Because it starts off, King Dad starts off being like an orc.

And I don't remember that. He's like, I'm Kingston Star. And then eventually like, like, like, like. I don't remember it either. It's been like, oh, son, it's been that for so long, but I forgot that it started off that way. But yeah, shout out to him. He's been a grade A chronicler.

I didn't even know, yeah, definitely. But as far as the Sopranos goes, yeah, I'll get back to it. I've just been kind of off TV, honestly. Like, I just, I haven't been compelled by movies or television. I'll probably watch The Odyssey just because I'm curious and I want to form my own opinion of it. It's going to be a big movie that a lot of people are going to be talking about. But outside of that, I'm not really like, even the new Evil Dead movie that I was kind of excited to see

I just kind of like it's out now and I'm kind of like not really that compelled by it I think it's good passive media right now is just not and I think it's honestly because I'm like in this like retro collecting phase for like video games I'm just kind of in that mode right now you know what I was playing recently I was playing the first

Toby McGuire Spider-Man game because I forgot that I just have the disc and I forgot that it runs on 360 like that it's backcompat and I was like oh shit I can play this what was it the the Toby McGuire the first Spider-Man where you're off of the sky and stuff there's a cheat code that you can use to play

if you there's a cheat code in that game called like you type under the mask in in the cheat section and it makes the game first person and it sucks clearly not meant to be played that way but it's hysterical to do it because it's just like oh my God this this is rough. Awesome.

But fun, fun stuff. I'm playing Granth of Santa Dres for the first time, like actually playing through it. So like I've been more in that realm right now. I'm just not into TV at the moment. I'm sure it'll, I'm sure it'll lose its luster and then I'll pick up the Sopranos again.

I want to just real quick, for the, for the people, for the listeners, check out homeless fans YouTube channel. because you mentioned it and I didn't know it was a thing either and so it's been here for

a little fucking all it's it's like eight months old his first thing that he uploaded but like these compilations are pretty I was like this is fucking awesome it's like a gold mine. Yeah, this is a gold mine. They make me think I'm funnier than I am.

I mean listen I understand you don't want to flog yourself. It flogs the wrong thing. You don't want to flog yourself. I don't want to flog yourself. But you don't want to fluff yourself is what I meant to say. You don't want to fluff and flog yourself. I know there's some people that do that.

Yeah. Yeah, but come on, nigga. Come on. You're fucking like the other day. I thought about this randomly because I was listening to Comtown bits and how everyone was just making fun of in the comment section of Adam because he like almost derailed another bit because it's what he's like great at doing. and and I was just like

I can't believe Kingston was saying oh Adam's funnier than me and I was just thinking I'm like dude I really do think no one I think I know you don't think that because if I told you what is this funniest bit tell me as funniest bit I think I think the way that he's so like

borderline gay is funny you know like he's like he's like he's not gay but it's like you look at you like come on fucking wild that is why you think he's funnier than you I think it's funnier I think that's a funny bit I don't think I have a bit like that. I think that's a pretty funny to say the existing bit. I think that's

like, give me a bit of his that you think is hilarious. Not that his demeanor is gay. I think that does. I think it's funny. All right, dude. That's, but you're, I don't even think he's doing that on purpose. That's what makes it funnier. That's what makes it funnier. But I don't

could you, is that, would you consider that comedy like somebody existing in a way that just seems funny to you? Like, like that explains. It's hilarious. But like say, he's not doing it on purpose. That's him. I know, but that's fucking funny. All right. Like, someone can walk up on stage and just be so funny by just the nature of them being funny. I mean, you guys are right. You guys, you're right about that. But I just, I guess from Chris, from your perspective, with Adam, Adam Freeland existing in the, in the way that he does, which he accepted his role as the punching bag and stuff. And then he just became like the interviewer kind of a thing. But like, would you consider that just, just being.

funnier than Kingston by default. Like him existing is just funnier than anything that he's ever came up with than Kingston's ever came up with. I think it's a good question. I don't know how I feel about it really. I think I think Adam Friedland and to be fair, I don't,

I haven't seen a lot of Comtown. I'm going to be real. Like I just, I haven't, I haven't watched a lot of Adam Friedland stuff either. I'm familiar enough with it. Yeah. But I think the way in which Adam Friedland is funny counts, but it is a different kind of funny.

Sure. Like it is just like if there's an inherent, he's like Dax Flame. You know Dax Flame? Yeah. It's like that where it's just like there's an awkwardness to this that like I can't tell if it's put on or not or if it's or if like it's clearly real, but it's also like I'm sure this is hammed up because we're all hamming. It's all hamming up.

Yeah, to a degree. Absolutely. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't think Adam Friedland is particularly funny, but I don't think he's like Joe Rogan. No, I wouldn't classify him as like he's unfunny and he sucks. I wouldn't say he sucks. I think his role is perfect.

Yeah. Without him, it's, I mean, there's some of my, there's some of my favorite bits that he's not around. But like when there's, when he gets involved in the bits, like there's, he, Nick bounces off of Adam being there so well sometimes. it's great and I've listened to too much I would argue that I've listened to too much Comtown because I'll come back to clips that I've heard that I've listened to and I'll see in the comments section here I am

listening to this for the fifth time this year kind of a thing I'm like one of those fucking weirdos and yeah yeah so but I'm just saying objectively I don't want to say objectively what I mean is from my the amount of times Kingston has made me bellow laugh like actually laugh out loud right it's

almost, I think I can only say Adam's done that twice, where I was like, oh, that was actually a good one. I think Adam's good at bringing things out of people, which is why I think he's a good, it's a good fit for like doing interview stuff. Yeah. Because like, him being that awkward in front of various personalities is interesting. Like, not every time. Sometimes it's just like, like the one he did with Zoran, I was like, this sucks.

Like, I don't give a fuck about any of this because they're just talking about soccer the whole time, all this commie crap. Like, but yeah, I don't know. I think Kingston's funnier. That's all I'm saying. That's all. I'm insane. But I also,

but I will say I think Kingston's funnier off the show than he is on the show. I think you're funny on the show as well. But like, I think that's probably true for all of us, though. I think we're probably all funnier off the show. I think we've definitely had moments off the show that are so funny. It's unbelievable.

If we counted all of the bits and all of the times that we've, laughed out loud in person together and like all of them including the bits from the show and including the bits not on the show I do think the top 10 would be bits that were not on the show there would be like maybe two or three that were like maybe on the show

of the top 10 because there's so many moments dude where I'm just like damn I wish we I wish that we had recorded that or like fuck that's like the best thing I just I can't believe we wasted this not on the show I think I think I'm at my best I think I'm at my funniest one I'm surrounded

Like when I'm like being attacked at every angle and I'm just freestyle and saying shit back, I think that. And you don't have to filter yourself at all either. Like say on the show, like when you earlier you called Chris and I was like, oh, there's a taste of there's a taste of Kingston. There's a take, you know, like there's. No, I don't, I don't, even when I'm outside, I don't really, I don't really get that bad. But like I just, I don't really say things as hatefully. I don't say stuff as hatefully when I'm outside. I watched him say this to a little girl on a bike the other day.

That's crazy. What does she look like? Huh? There you go. Exactly. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought I was a little boy and a bike. End up being a little girl.

And I was like, oh, listen. That's a dyke. Shout out. Shout out to a homeless fan. Shout out. Because I actually didn't see these either. Like I only saw the Kingston dad, Kingsen's dad, but he's got like the game. He's got gamer word moments.

he's got he's got a couple of these yeah that are pretty good I definitely want to check out the fan favorite bits because like it looks like he yeah I would like to know

had recommendations yeah so this is this pretty moments I say yeah verily too I remember verily vaguely

oh that was you getting like assaulted or something by Norwegian man yeah there's a thumbnail of the there's a thumbnail of the There's a thumbnail that he has of the top 17 piss jokes of all time.

Wait, I got to see that. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's a thumbnail is crazy because it's just be sucking my index finger with a glass of chilled piss next to. Oh shit. Yeah, chilled piss. There you go. Ew. Some of the best of Star Tank podcast that is Kingston with a propeller hat, but his face is all fucked. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, shout out to, shout out to homeless fan. . He's, he's doing the Lord's work.

Awesome. But yeah. Awesome, dude. We've talked too much about him. Now we've got to charge him. No, we got to charge it and tax them. By the way, if you want to do this shit, if you want to do like clips or like animations, feel free to do it.

Like, we're not going to like copyright strike you or anything. Hell no. Like, I really, it is cool. If I see your tag anywhere, I'll repost it. I'll do it if I see it. The one thing I will say, the one rule that I will say for people, if you want to clip our stuff and you want to make money on it, like if you can, if you can, if you can, if you can figure that out somehow with our fucking

unmonetizable asses. You can just feel free to do it. If you make clip compilations that are long, cool. If you make like a 40 minute clip and it's just the show, don't do that.

Don't do that. Like what are you, like it's insane. The best of the snorcied podcast, that that thumbnail is disrespectful to me to say to Lee. I'm excited because that is a disrespectful image of me. That is crazy. It is really nice image of me.

It made me to a double take. I was like, is that him? Is there really fucking 40 minutes of your dad having PTSD? There's no way. I know I've mentioned it a few times, but that's fucking crazy. I'm excited to check this out. see about this old if it's all consistent and shit. What's fun about this is

that like we forget so much of the show that it becomes like it is like listening to a different show at a certain point because a lot of these bits are so old. Yeah. And then I get I get to laugh at our stuff again. Right. You know, the one thing I wanted to find is because I was just like, I don't, because I was like, I don't think anyone would animate this, but Fred Flintstone fucking shitting upside down.

I was like, I kind of wanted someone else. I was like, I wouldn't So we would animate that. That's a good, if someone in the, if, you know what, if someone, because I've been getting into doing my own like little kind of drawings. All right. If someone can find that episode and link it or like, you know, just let me know in the comments of this. I will go to it and I'll make a thing. Hell yeah. Because that is one that I, that is one that I specifically, I remember thinking, I want to see this.

and I will gladly take the time to draw Flood Flintstone sitting upside down on his couch, shitting all over his own face fucking insane imagery A fountain of shit coming out of him He's just lying there But audience help me out if you want to see that

Let me know what the episode is It's just impossible for us We've done so much We've done so much bullshit Both on camera and off That it's just like Any chance of us remembering The specifics of these bits

and like where they happen and like or when is just like it's it's all gone but anyway on that note you let's read the $25 and up patrons ain't that exciting we read the seven uh i'm just gonna say the 75 dollar enough patrons uh get your name right at the end of the show remember you can go to patreon at the com slash tank if you want to get your name right at the end of the show if you want to just jump in it's like a dollar to get early access all that crap ad free we got episodes over there, so feel fucking free to do so. Please.

Kingston, count me down. Any minute now. That's a punk ass, bitch. Somebody kill him. This guy gets paid to just not follow fucking instruction. Much like our president, so.

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And living my best life In these white boy frat houses You know what God bless you Yep definitely didn't hurt his career at all That didn't That didn't hurt Akash at all He seemed to bounce Oh is that in the Kosh thing

I don't even Yeah That shit ruined him bro. It's just like it's really her. You know what's funny about it? It's dumb that you put yourself in a position where that kind of thing ruins you though.

You know what I mean? It didn't have to be anything. It didn't have to be anything. Right. But he made himself seem like my wife only loved me ever and I was only the only thing and stuff like that and it's like, girl, if you were just normal, if you were just normal about the fact

that like yeah, we've all had, what do you mean? mean like we've had sex with other people like what are you saying like we're adults right like if he he didn't that's the thing he never did what do you mean that was his first his wife was his first girl fucking embarrassing yeah that's not that's not it's not embarrassing it's actually sweet that happens it happens yeah it happens yeah it happens it's rare but it happens yeah like i don't know like not everybody not everybody's doing what we did fucking pretend it everything in the fucking street you know

but to pretend that she didn't is the thing it's like Why? Like, what is the, who cares? Yeah. Like, you did that to yourself, really, by setting that up. It's just like, it's insane. I think the way people, I think the way people went about it. Because obviously the biggest reason why people blew it up is because everybody went about it the wrong way. Of him having beef with Myron so often. And Myron was the catalyst why it blew up. Because my, obviously, Myron sucks. He sucks. And like, there's nothing about him that's decent. Every conceivable way. He just sucks. He just sucks. I can talk about his homie, but I'll save that for later. Yeah. You've done enough. Who's his homie?

Well, there's this thing. Well, uh, he's, uh, he's, uh, I actually don't know. I don't, I don't, very ugly gentleman. Let's just leave it at that. The fresh and fit guys, the, uh, the more, the darker-skinned one. Yeah, the, the, the, he's very ugly and. He has traits similar to. All right.

All right. All right. All right. Everybody handled that whole situation wrong because, like, he, I don't, I don't. I don't know why he built himself off to be like as if we're this perfect virgin couple. It's insane. You didn't have to do that. She didn't have to over share like that. Absolutely. That's the biggest thing where I'm like if she, if he's the bread winner, why the fuck

would you do that? Like that would. Yeah. Like that's what's crazy. She was talking about how she imagined her home girl's husband has a fat dick on their podcast is crazy. I'm not even against. I'm not even against her.

I'm not even exactly against her sharing that. but you have to understand that you have a husband that is in a relatively decently talking space per near someone who is the shit talker of the century effectively why would you why would you why would you share that why would you open yourself up to that it's not even that's like crazy it's I don't know it's just a crazy thing to say out loud on leave her like gosh it's like are you like be like be normal about like what I everybody look dude everybody yeah that's not okay I It's just such a

I don't know If it bothers the hell out of you If you have loved Jojo She's like that to you I think If uh So if she So because to me

This would say Oh Let's say I'm the breadwinner And my persona Is largely depending on how much money I'm gonna make Because if I don't seem cool

To a lot of these people They're obviously Not gonna support me as much So if you're saying all this shit You clearly don't respect me at all Yeah So at that point I'm like And you don't have

You don't have you don't have either of our interests right in at heart clearly right it's like what are you doing jeopardizing this for no reason one time guy where I'd be like look what you're saying I understand you mean nothing disrespectful by it but what you're doing is defecting

our bottom line and it's affecting the perception of me and also I think that's a little bit respectful the moment there's pushback I'm cheating I'm cheating the moment you're not even going to leave you're just going to cheat that's crazy I'm cheating on you I'm cheating on you left and right.

That's it. You tell her her face. That's it. I'm cheating. You're going to catch me in the bed with your pops, bro.

They catch you the bed of your pop. Your pop's going to be on. Her pop is going to be on top of me, bro. That's crazy. He's going to be holding the hips,

bro. That's crazy. That dude bust all over you while he's riding on top of it. Dad. I will say, I will say this. Like,

when people, that's crazy. You're smiling at her with busts all over your face She walks in and you are You are pulling her dad down on it She has to be like Oh Tongue is out

Was this necessary? The tongue being out like your venom is crazy That is outlandish to say the least You think of this. That's, how do you, that, that, that, you got to burn that whole relationship. Can I say this? I have, I will say this, man. I have never been in such a state of euphoria where my tongue is out, bro.

You're not, you're not really, you're not really out here doing it. That's why. I guess not. I, I, I have definitely, like, been like, like, a, like tripping for a few times. I've never been, ah, but I've definitely caught myself. Dang, I've, I've, I've, I've lost it. Face. No, that's not the anime face.

That's just bugging. I've been like... That's sheer bugger. I was like, I probably look retarded right now, but like I'm getting domed up like in... Sure. I'm getting... I'm in Valhalla right now. That shit's great.

I have... You're not like... I'm not fucking... We are venom. I have definitely turned to the gym carries the mask a few times when I'm... You're spinning in shit? I have lost it. I have lost my cool before.

She's bashing against the corner of the wall. You're spinning so... That's crazy. By the time I'm done spinning and transforming, there is a huge break in my doorframe because... Ridiculous. Yeah, I don't know. Like, the disrespect of understanding that that's your career and just not having your partner's career in mind, I think it's like one of the genuine. It's not like evil necessarily, but it is one of those things where it's like, this is kind of, I can't.

It is disrespectful. Because it's like, what do you mean you don't understand that this is important? and you don't care. The fuck is that? Right. Like that's crazy. Like that's for me it's a like I would rather almost anything else. I can see past those moments right.

Like that moment I could see past for me. What bothers me is the idea of like soft. I'm actively doing this thing that is going to hurt my husband's one pride. Not thinking about that for a second. Like I understand the male ego is a disgusting thing. But it still matters a degree of just having. having respect for your partner, you know? Like, that's the thing.

Are you like, all right, I'm not going to do this because, like, I'm not going to go on, like, I make wildest, my wildest jokes about fucking dudes on the podcast. I'm not going to make a wild joke about that about a woman that I know personally. Because I know that could affect my partner. Nigel. Bitch ass, nigga. You instant chamber another one so you get two off one. You hit the glowing state.

you hit the right button at the right time. And you get another one. And then your hand rotates so it's still the back. It's still the back from the other way. Why do you all? Also, Derek, why do you have that off screen in arms reach? You're a fucking jackass. You're a stupid motherfucker.

Oh my God. Chris, we got to kick him off the podcast. We got to kick him out the podcast. I don't want him here no more. Kill this guy. No, nigga. Oh, fuck. Nigga, no.

Oh, damn, nigga. Crazy. He gets up so proud of you for getting a dinosaur on your podcast. That's crazy. He's that stupid. He's that stupid. He has no concept of puppets. You have cock?

You got cock back there? That's crazy. Penis. All right, all right. I'm going to read more of these things. This is the penisore, you know? Oh. Oh.

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That is, I'm mad that I didn't think of that. You leveled up, whoever said that, you leveled up. It's time to secure that name on Spotify and make some sucks. There is, yeah, we should. There was, because I remember, that reminds me, Casey of, like, when we did Dick Vaney and the Puss administration. That was a good one, too, man. I was really happy with that one as well. I was just like, damn, it's good.

And it's out of memory because, like, people weren't thinking of Bush at the time. So it's just like, it's like, oh, you know. The only remaining Starship Cannabomb fan on this barren earth. I'll suck your dick, I'll eat your shit. Stephen walking. I've murdered the man inside me and I feel better. The dead spider, Mitch McCawthon, Ben Shapiro refusing to believe that everyone was Kung Fu fighting. It defies reason.

Like, how can everybody be kung fu fighting? If everybody's kung fu fighting, then nobody's kung fu fighting. I think if he actually started dissecting that song and did that, it's time to go. First of all, if he started doing shit like that, I would be, I would actually watch it. Because like the idea, the idea of Ben Shapiro taking song lyrics that seriously and like really like take like, like, like, like, there's like a 40 minute, like show that he did about about men at work. doing like a fucking what is what is the song down under I come from a land down under yeah it's it's a lie in fact there is no land under anything

all land is on top so right off so right off the mat the premise is completely flawed of course liberals believe this I would watch that unironically yeah you're right I'd check it out it's like when he did that like you remember that video of him like

oh my god I have to find it now where he's like he's reacting to some stupid oh it's like some boomer ass like Facebook mom kind of meme where he's just like oh my god it was like don't talk to me

unless I've had my coffee or something it's like some wordplay thing I think that's an old video where he's holding a copy or something like that no I can't remember what it is oh fuck it's it's some stupid boomer ass wordplay thing and he's like I quite like that it's semantic wordplay

of the best sort. He says, this is literally a quote of it. I have to find this so you guys can see what I'm talking about. Oh, man. It's, it makes me so mad. It makes me violent.

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Oh, he says semantic game playing of the, game playing of the best. sword so it's not even a fucking coherent sentence uh... semantic gameplay of the best sort of unfortunately is this is this a ticot did he

bro did he scrub this embarrassing video off the internet maybe you did he did like a dmc dmcccate or something oh god that would really piss me off oh yeah here it is it's an instagram link so this might be a little awkward

to link you guys but it's oh my God. In fact. Oh, it's, it's the worst fucking, it's so shit. It's so shit. Hey, where's my, where's the volume? Coffee is spelled EFok backwards, which makes

sense because until I have my coffee, I don't give EFok about anything. That's the, that's the meme. And it's him being like, it's, I love it. That shit sucks. Yeah, I like that joke. Isn't that one of the, like, genuinely

this is oh my god dog that just made me really racist that just made me really racist i don't like what that did to me it's a man that did something to be crazy of the best sort i i say this a lot and i often don't mean it but i am really serious about this i if i was if i had the choice to be either a in that room when that clip transpired or be be viciously raped i would i would not i would pick the opposite i would pick viciously it's just it's there's nothing about him i bike dog like there's like genuinely

dead ass 100% serious he is he is forfeit to me as a living creature I think he is such a he's such a benign being it makes me really upset like I really semantic gameplay of the best sort I really hope he somehow swallows

the most jagged of bones with eating fish like I can't stand that guy golly I just can't believe he got like how the you don't have to there is no it is so easy anyone on this planet earth right now could become a conservative grifter there is no bar for entry whatsoever right because what the why the fuck you from what we

know conservatives like what the what is this like hyper jewish man complete fucking nerd unfunny uncharismatic everything high pitched voice sisters big tits I showed Lily her tits and she was like yowch. She was like, yeah, I know. When she was pregnant, though. No, the pregnant tits are too. They're too powerful. It was, I saw back when I was still on Snapchat, they had that on one of those news things.

And I'm like, what is going on? Anyway, yeah, Sweeney peeping his pants, then sucking the piss out of the fabric. That's crazy dry. It's no more of a wet spot anymore. That's nuts. Larry the Cucumber, Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying?

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You didn't hear about it? No, I didn't hear about it. He's like, I conquered slap. It made more money than UFC. I'm bored. And now it's, it's time for competitive patty cake. Yes. And right now, Connor McGregor is going to be the, the first, the spokesperson, the first contestant.

And he's going to play Patty Cake with the woman he raped. Patti Cake, Pathycake Baker's, man. If I win, I get to rape you again. That's crazy. He would play for that, though. Getting CTE from Patti Cake. Conyadolph Wessler blaming a Jewish doctor for his meth addiction, throat fucking Altsin Bree to Chris's crater clash loss.

I mean, it is what it is at that point, like whatever. That's his real hate. Like, they hate it on someone that much as like, dude, go get something to do something. That's it. That would be like, okay. Like, I don't even know if I would really care about that. It would be like, just like, you took the time out of your day to do this.

That's crazy. Because that was not fucking Alaskin-Bri anyway. Like, it's not, it's, you're not stealing anything. You're fucking with the Franco brother, which is the only decent one. Yeah. Ronnie Radke's raped Rumpus. Oh. Rumpus.

He's fucking, it's like, it's like, it's like, the Sloker two white. Isidurpy, Kingston, the gay retard Pokemon, and the evolved form of Derek. A moment of silence for all the male escorts uh, oh wait, God damn it. A moment of silence for all the male escorts in DEC who have just lost their primary source

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And his butt grips So that I can hardly speak I don't You know what it is I don't know that Frank Sinatra song No that what you just said We went over this already It's inside the fire

right but he says it's frank sinatra you little pleaps what? Yeah but I don't know what that would be I don't know that I guess I only know a handful of Franks Nautra songs in fairness And I did it mad There's no way that's that is he fucking with us Maybe there's a song where he says heaven I'm in heaven maybe But I don't know I don't know it I don't that doesn't sound familiar to me as a Franks

Sanchez maybe it is it just it sounds too cool That's so funny It makes more sense as inside the fire, which is hysterical. Let me, I'll do a quick, just because I am curious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sinatra, heaven, I'm in heaven. Heaven. I'm fake Sinatra.

Heaven. I am in heaven. It's cheek to cheek by Frank Sinatra. Cheek to cheek. Heaven, I'm in heaven and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak. That is so funny. I don't know this song, though. I got to be real.

Do you think a disturbed stole? I wonder how it sounds. I'm listening to it now. Oh, okay. Yeah, this is a lesser note. This is not as an iconic one, but like, yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't, that's a deep, that's a relatively deep cut for Frank Sinatra, I think.

Cheek to cheek, not deep cut, obviously. So cheek to cheek, huh? Yeah. And what do you think? Already gay. Exactly. I don't know I gotta be real with you though

it does sound like inside the fire and it worked perfectly when we did it last time especially because of us yeah like it is yeah of course of course I am a fan of Frank Sinatra but like I don't know all this like you gotta you just know the hits I know the hits and I know like maybe some stuff

that I maybe wouldn't otherwise now I don't know whatever fuck you Sweeney looks like he could eat an apple through a tennis racket that is one of the craziest comments I think I've ever heard that is I don't know what that means, though. It's impressive. Yeah, I can

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Siren song of the skip button calling me to the second, what? Siren song of the skip button calling to me the second these two goons start talking about sports ball. Yeah, I understand.

Kingston's great, great, great, grand aid. I hate when people talk about things I don't like. I'm clearly white. I can't sit through a whole program when you're talking about things that I don't like exclusively. When, where, where I got shot in the back. That roadkill statement on Twitter was bananas. That was kind of crazy. say what type of...

Oh, that whole thing about, like, how people need religion to not fuck roadkill or whatever. Oh, yeah. Even though I'm pretty sure that's not even in the Bible that you're not allowed to do that, I think it's like... Wow. I think it's just, I think it's just intrinsically obvious that you shouldn't. People, so many people are dog shit and they out themselves about being dog shit so often. That's what blows my mind. You don't got to say anything.

Right. To tell on yourself to say that, like, I need the concept of punishment forever in the afterlife to not want to fuck a dead deer is insane. Yeah. No, you don't You don't say why it's morally wrong. It's just like, well, it kind of doesn't have to be. You don't need help to figure that out.

You can figure that on your own. Yeah, you can figure it out on your own by fucking evolution, giving us the gift of smell to know that a carcass is fucking gross and it stinks and it's not good for you. A lot of morality. And so fucking it obviously would not be good. The thing to me that bothers me about it.

A decent amount of morality comes from human preservation. A decent amount of it. Right. A lot of just like community preservation and like what's good for the for the group of like, you know, your family and your village or whatever. Like that's like baseline morality. And a lot of people say it's like, oh, well morality comes from Christianity or whatever. It's like, well, where does

Christianity come from? Christian morality comes from Christianity. Where do you think this fucking comes from? There had to be nothing before that, right? So people had to have some some fucking understanding that it isn't good to eat a baby. Chris, we're in America.

And when you argue that with American Christians, it's different because this, what we have here is nationalist. Why nationalist Christianity? It's not the Christian religion. It just bothers me because it's such a baseline. It's just such an obvious. The thing that bothers me is just such an obvious train of thought to go down. It's just like, all right, well, you know, American morality comes from Christianity.

It's like, okay, yeah, it comes from the Christian government and its influence over American politics, but where did that incept? Where do you think that begins? Nowhere. It doesn't just come out of fucking nowhere. It does. It does. This is the thing that always bothered me too about that. It was just like, okay, like, you think the universe was created by nothing? It's like, well,

I think God created. It's like, okay, well, then what created God? It's like, oh, nothing. It's like, okay, well, so you believe that something could be created from nothing. But, I don't know. Whatever. I'm getting, I'm feeling my 20. I'm feeling my 20, 11 self come out again. And I just,

I can't. It bothers me because of the fact that, it bothers me because the fact is that like, you can have a conversation about religion with people and it not have to be the most toxic on a planet, but they just refuse to allow that to exist. Also, Twitter is just not the place for it.

Let's be real. Twitter is not the place. Even Christians. Even Christians in general, man. It's like I just can't, I try. I try to be like open to conversation with a lot of people who are Christian faith. Because I understand that I am not Christian.

I don't have all the answers. you have to have a conversation you have to come to a place say at least hear them. And it immediately turns into like, shut the fuck up. The best argument that I've ever heard earnestly. And it's one that I almost accept. And I accept it in the sense. It's like,

okay, I don't really have a problem with that fundamentally. I don't buy it necessarily. But it's one of the things where it's just like I take it on faith that this is real in the same way that like you take it on faith that like, you know, that your relationships will work out or that your job will work out. And that's what it's supposed to be.

It brings comfort and. and it helps. And it's just like, okay. People don't understand that part. Like, when you argue logic with religion, you're already inherently doing the wrong thing because religion is not logical. It's supposed to be based off your faith. That is true.

Your faith is supposed to lead you. Not any logic. That's not the fucking point. And when they try to argue logic, it's like, dude, I understand you argue this all you want, but there is no literal proof of this. This is your assumption of proof which you cannot make laws or the other people's lives by. It's just, it's such a- The proof is the Bible.

But it's not. It's a book. And they know it's a book. And in the book it says it's a book. But Kingston, I, you're missing the point. I really want to fuck a dead giraffe. You know what brother? The only thing stopping me is the Bible that tells me nothing about that.

Like, okay. I mean, it's stopping me is you. There's a lot of like, you're stopping me. I want to put it, you know, it's funny that I have this book right here. Like when people talk about Is he gonna put up the God delusion? I have a, no, no, no, it's classic. That's a go to.

This one's a lot. This is more niche, but it's just, it just, it's every, Oh, interesting. Killing God, God's kill count. Oh, interesting. And basically, this is just demonstrate when people talk about when they get the morality from the Bible, I'm like, this nigger has numbers. Satan's killed like a couple hundred, maybe, if that.

And this niggins. Yeah. No, I see. Everyone killed in sin is killed by Satan. I couldn't I couldn't help but notice that you, you skimped out and you didn't get the hardcover like a cheapo. But yeah, for audio listeners,

this book is called Drunk with Blood. God's killing in the Bible. And, yeah, I have a few secular books on me because why one? But yeah, it's also just a you want to, I know infinitely more than the average Christian,

because I've gone through it. Like I talked about Thomas Smith who had a podcast where he just read through the entire Bible. Thomas Smith is a guy that was beefing with Sargon. They had a debate on stage, I think at one of the myth cons. Oh,

that's so funny. So I thought it was funny because I'm like, I know this guy. I was like, I know Thomas Smith. I know him through some of the podcasts. I used to listen to like, or I listened to cognitive dissidents

and some of the scathing atheists they're friends and all this shit. And so I know he's a proxy guy. And so I thought that was funny. And I'm like, Oh, this is hilarious. And they all hate these people. And I understood, but like, the one thing they kept getting wrong was, like, the gaming industry.

They didn't, they only had it from that one perspective. And it's kind of like, oh, you guys should stay in your lane because you don't know what the fuck's going on. Yeah. Yeah. That was a lot of bothers me so much. 2.27 of delusions of grandeur, glazed donut zero official video. evil malicious beast 100,000

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because I wonder how they're holding up The heat is really bad, man. It's not like he's, he's, brother. They're bunkered down. It's not the heat. It's the,

it's the smoke from the Canada wildfires. It's like the, you didn't see the kicks in the moon was fucking red. I mean, but also like that's unfortunate. I mean, it is cool. Like,

it is crazy because like the photo that I saw of it is like, look at how fucked everything is in New York. And it's like, it's a picture of the Chrysler building and the moon, the red moon behind it. I'm like, bro, this goes hard as fuck. Like,

like this art deco like you got gargoyles like this is awesome he's the coolest shit I've ever seen but it's like very bad so anyway Craigick Kennedy is currently on fire my goat is washed

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Out of pocket. Just out of pocket. Shit. You can't talk to someone. You fucking like that, dude. I think we've all, I think we've all experienced a bit of a flopper, you know. I've definitely experienced some lameos,

some lamos. I'm like, come on, girl. I want to meet the person that's had like premium everything. Like, it's always been like fucking perfect. You know,

and it keeps, it keeps topping. Like, you know, I've had, I've had really, I've had really wild experiences, but they've,

also always been sort of traumatizing at the same time. Yeah, I know what you mean. Like, every single time I've had like a like a like a real like, like, oh, this is crazy. It was also like something happened that genuinely like I had to like take like a like a. What? What? No women. I know.

Yeah. It's like, oh man. I think, oh man, I think I love you more than anything. And then you're like, wait a minute. And then you think wait a minute. No, not not that. It can't be possible. There was this.

She, no one could love me that much. I don't even love. me. Yeah, what the hell is this? What's she getting at? You fucking are good. You turn around you turn back and her penis is fucking 18 inches. You're like, well,

whoa, I didn't. I thought it was three inches. What happened? You just got to grab it at that moment and be like, all right, well. The first should be, David, how long would you have to look at porn in reverse before you realize? What does that mean? Pretty fucking instantly, I would imagine.

right? Like, what the fuck? No, I think, I think I can watch. The fucking, I mean, without audio, of course, right? I guess. What, wait, your audio is like, Mr. Ranger, Mr. Rager by kid putty, but it's Mr. Rogers. Kilometer morality is tarantula person. I don't know.

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the lesbian are we talking oh it's not it's not the lesbian domestic violence or some bullshit oh I think they're talking about the the 13 oh the 13% or 14% of the population commit like 50% of the murder

is some bullshit like that the violent crime bullshit one that you would hear every white supremacist echo yeah without the without the caveat that like it also has the most acquittals you know what I mean it says like like by a lot no fucking ones ever

I don't know it's insane it's insane conversations the fact that people don't know what the fact that people just don't know what white collar crime is you know and the fact that we're being literally ravaged by a lot of it right now is insane yeah but like whatever the thing that bothers me the most is crazy is that like people they like it's like oh then why do they kill each other so much and it's like who kills white people the most

yeah they don't want to like the son the fuck you're talking about like the son The sun's got a pretty healthy kill camp. It's just so obnoxious. That's crazy, dude. What? Indian toilet paper leaves more behind than it takes. Was that Jordan?

Of course it's Jordan. No, it wasn't. No way. Jordan was using Sween as the base of my catamari ball. He's playing it a little bit safe. That is really not okay. I don't like that. I'm going to...

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Frying bacon with my shirt off. Jurassic Park was an inside job. Facts. I mean, wasn't it literally, I think? Or was it not? I can't remember. I kind of forgot Jurassic Park a lot. Shoot on.

I got to watch it again. Nayfram and rounding out our list as always is, you know, you know who it is. I'm not even going to say it. The king of haphazard. The king of haphazard. Crazy. And the lizard wizard wizard. King of half hazard and the lazard wazards.

Leading more behind is so crazy. That's so crazy. I really hate that. What do you hate? Leaving more behind. Well, listen. He's still thinking about it. He's still thinking about it.

It made an impression. It made an impression. All right. Well, with that out of the way, I got to get some food in me. So thanks for, thanks for stopping by. Remember, you can go to Patreon.

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My beautiful fucking baby boy. You're not that kind of Indian, no. Stop being a bitch. You don't like filthy Indian food, son? You're not that kind Indian. You're the feather kind. You're the feather kind. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. You're the extinct kind. Stop being a bitch. Ha ha ha ha.