The Snark Tank - #425: Fat Man, Little Boy and Thin N***A

Episode Date: July 24, 2026

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Those reactions was visceral. That was so, you want to tell me you don't have any homophobia in you. And I just, I just did. I just pulled one of these. That wasn't homophobic. That was just. I mean, who else would do this? What male would do this?

I don't think gay people do the automatic. I think idiots do that. That's a crazy. Whoa. You've never seen charming, flamboyant gays do, like, adorable stuff and like, you know, vogue and shit. I love Vogueing, actually. Oh.

Like, actually, I think I love, I love Vogueing. I watch the championships. I'm being dead serious. I watched Vogue Dancing Championships. I didn't even know that was a thing. What are you fucking talking about? Like, you don't know, you don't know what Vogue dancing is? I know what Vogueing is, I think.

Yeah, they have like, they have like, it's a dance form. So they have, like, competitions. You watch that? Yeah, the last one I watched, like, 20-5s. I watched that one. It was really good. So last year? That's the last year.

That's the last championship I've watched. The last one I went. You said it. He said it was like years ago. That's what I watched. It was like in the 90s. That's usually how that goes. Yeah.

Like, you know, you'd be like, oh, I caught it last, I caught last years. Yeah, yo,

I got the last one. Because it's the, I love it. I love bogey. It's a beautiful for my dance. I, I don't respect dance. Welcome to Star Tank podcast.

He does not. That's great. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's moving around. Who cares? It's me,

Derek. And, it's, it's, it's, Kigsit over there. Look at him. He's just mad that he's like associated with that Raygun chick.

Oh, the Australian breakdance. That was so disrespectful. That was mega annoying. By the way, this keeps happening to me because it's like that lady and then there's that Pixar movie or not the Pixar movie. What the fuck is that?

I can't remember. It's like one of the Incredibles directors or something. He's got a new movie called Raygun or something. And the guy, of course, looks like me. Or he doesn't, but you know what I mean? It's the archetype. It's like, okay, it's a white guy with glasses and brown hair. That's so funny.

And I'm like, God, God, damn it. I can't. Damn, man. My archetype was like animals. So, like, I just, you know, it can be worse, you know. Yeah, I mean, or a vicious monster. I was going to say. I said animals.

Some grabber. I still get. I feel like he's way stronger than he should be. Oh, yeah. Like, far strong. Like, you're getting a car. He just gets the door off. Just moves the door aside, like opening a curtain.

So for context, we're talking about this, David. that we got many, many years ago at this point. It feels like. Maybe year to go. It doesn't. I don't think it was longer ago. But we had just this guy or this police sketch of a monster who looks exactly like, not exactly like Kings. That's a bit.

He's very close. It's very close. It's funny. It's like if Kingston was evil. It would be it. But like, I look at that drawing and I'm like, there's no way a person looks like that. You know what I mean? He's orcish.

The way that they look like an or. The fucking canines. He's got jagged canines too, but his is like. He's like. I like that guy. He's got underbite canines. Yeah, yeah. They're sticking out of his fucking lips and fucking his eye is sideways and shit.

The eye being sideways felt insult. Like, there's no way his eye was sideways when he attacked you. The sketch artist was just having a fucking blast. The victim was just like saying whatever. He was like, I got you. I'll fill in your blanks. Don't worry.

Dude, the victim, what the victim, what if the victim was just protecting that person? If they weren't being as rude? Like they know. who it is, but they're like, uh, you know. Oh, and they described the, like, some orc, even though he's like some skinny Asian. Saw like the fucking Warhammer movie that came out recently and was like,

ah, he's green. They're like, he's not green. Okay, black. We can't do green. I just have a pencil. Welcome to Starkey podcast. Remember to go to Patreon.com. I'll start.

You can go over there, support the show. You can get early access ad free for a dollar, all that crap. You get to ask your questions. You get to get your name right at the end. into the show, which could be anything. You know, you get me to say damn near or anything. I say damn near. There are exceptions.

But, uh, yeah. I don't know if the, er. I don't think there's anything. I have a question before you get into things. What's up? Yeah. At what point is it too far for a joke? You know, like what point is it like?

Too far? I think just the too soon thing. Oh, really? You're a too soon person? No, so I'm a, yeah, for specific things, absolutely. I'm not a two-sper. specific things it's like just like say i thought somebody sharing that uh call of duty modern warfare thing of when you're down in the helicopter there's a guy trapped in there like burning or

some shit somebody shared that immediately after Kobe brian died oh and like the back of my head i'm like fucking funny but i'm also like come on bro i i wouldn't do that i think it's too far when you're just being even mean like when it's like not Not funny is just mean. It's like, you're doing, you're doing too much. So it's like not a joke.

Yeah, you're like not joking. You're, you're masking it as a joke. So you may think it's a joke. You're just bullying somebody. You're just being a dick at this moment. I'm just joking.

You're like, there's like a, there's like a line, you know, like when it comes to making fun disabled people, right? Like I think there's a,

there's a, there's a like a very, it's a very delicate line there particularly. But at certain people are just being mean to be able to say it. It's like, you're being,

you're being, you're being a cunt. Right. Because I think it's very good to laugh with them most of the time. I think that's the most fun thing. It's like, oh, they're, they're vibe in and you can vibe alongside them. I want to run something by you. I was just reminded of, so the, the Nega version of you, the monster.

Yeah. Reminded me a little bit of, we had a guy I went to school named Sam who had a similar build. He also had a fro. He had an afro. and we made him, we did this for everybody though, but we were particularly like harsh for this guy. Everyone's name was an acronym. And I don't know if I talked about this on the show before.

But so Sam was sexual abusive machine. And we made up a whole lore for him where he was a actual robot that would sexually, so this is eighth grade. And we would sexually assault people. That's a lot for eighth graders. He was really slow in real life. And so he was slow, but he was extremely powerful, like the negative version of you. And like once he grabbed you, there was, you were fucked.

You could not let go. So you would basically use a rape robot. And so I want to put this by you. That's crazy. Is that, was that too? Do you think that was like cruel to bestow that on you? I think that's not nice. Because calling someone stupid is one thing, calling someone fat all that, but then calling someone a rapist robot.

Like, that is. That is a bit, that's where the range, but you're also a kid and you're dumb, so you don't really understand how severe what you were saying was. But the issue is also like both sides, like you and to him. Sure. Yeah, that's an impressionable age. You know what I mean? You're probably like, maybe this is me. Maybe I am.

Sexual abuse of being. There are people like that. But there, but that's more he grows up to start putting robot parts. He internal. Well, maybe not the robot part. He's got Jack's arm. The robot part might be out of reach. Listen.

So we did it for everybody. I remember Miguel was the hardest one because it was like, what are you going to do for Miguel? We just put like micro ignorant, gay, unique, erotic loser. And like, so that was all we can come up with. The fact that he got that. The fact that he has this. Oh, dude. That shit's stored.

That shit was. His 13 year old brain is the same brain right now. I'm the same fucking person. I just have a little bit of hair on my chin. That's it. Dude, I forgot everything about. Ah, no, dude. So now.

Really? You don't remember your younger self? I mean, I do, but like, I mean, I have to really focus. I remember all the funny moments for sure. Yeah, I remember the funny moments. Guys, you need acronyms. And listen, you need acronyms. And we don't have to come with them on the spot. I really am curious what the listeners could come up with.

I want to see. Yours would be the end. Your K would be the N-word would a K-day. Oh, like that fucking football player. There's a real football player that's named Noah Niga or Kaniga, I should say. That's his name. He's a white boy. The fact that his name is,

it's a perfectly coherent English subsect of a sentence. It's amazing. It's insane. Noah nigger. It's amazing. He says his name is nigger. Like actually, and I was like,

it, to be fair, it evolved because I saw this guy coming up when he was still in high school. Because, of course, I see it. Look at his fucking name. So his real last name is Kaniga. And then.

Is it double G? Yeah, it's double G. It's literally nigger with a K. That's true. And then so it's Kinega. And then as he got more popular, it turned it to Kinniga. And then improper, like if he's do, he's like, oh, I'm Yadia. I'm Noah Kinnigah.

He'll still say it in proper. But then Noah Niga, like, and the streets. It's no a nigger in the streets. And I'm like, that's, of course. It's too good. If you have that name, you're cast a guy's name that other guys, it's a slur. I forgot his name. Fagget?

I'm dead serious. No. There's a guy that's signing. jerseys right now. It's one G though. I thought you were joking. The guy's name is, what was it? It's something ridiculous. There's

so many of them. Especially if they play college ball. Yeah, college, well, they have wild names. Dude, you know what? Since we're just 10 minutes into the episode, how about we just say every slur? We should. Until we find it. I haven't said a slur yet. I've been holding off. I've been trying to lessen how I say how much I say them, particularly ones I'm not.

So I got a few on my. I got a few on me. Uh, but yeah. Did you see that list of like all the latest college names of the most ridiculous ones? No, I just, at this point, they're just kind of like, I feel dyslexic. Look at him because I'm just like, I guess it's, it's probably going to be something ridiculous. It's fine. What was his name? You're not going to get it.

All right. Look, I got a couple of these. We're going to move on to questions really soon, by the way. General Booty. Oh, general. His name is General. General. His first name is General.

Hey, General. Pig cage I know someone named General They're like why De Realist Clark Duh dash realist Clark Oh I wonder what's his ethnicity

I'm just saying I'm just saying That's crazy He's he's um He's um He's um Albanian Yeah he's an Albanian fellow

Is he mixed race? Yeah I like the mix race Get the wildest name sometimes It's like why Rocky beer These suck Snoop Leota

A mama Snoop Leota is pretty good Juice Scrugs Scrugs Like Buster Scruggs Like Buster Scruggs I guess so Wing Green is

That's kind of cool That's fine That's just dumb That's not funny It's kind of stupid day Octavius Oxidine Fish McWilliams

Fish McWilliams These are real names? Yes. Dude person. No. Dude person is a real guy. Central Arkansas. Major burns.

Major birds. Storm duck. These aren't real. These aren't real. I don't believe these. Because these aren't even like the key and peel like these are ridiculous. Like these like at least at least the key and peel like that sketch has like for the most part. fake words which ultimately become names.

Yeah. Like this is just dude wash or like buck fuckly or something. Like this is ridiculous. Dude, it gets worse. There's... Could such a thing happen. Shittacilla. So shitta is somebody's actual first name.

Shita. This is not believable. Wap Filer. Fat Watt. What? With the pH. Fat one. Yeah.

It's endless. What's going on? Why? I don't have a good answer, actually. Like, it's clearly a phenomenon that these stupid-ass parents are pushing their kids to go to play college ball and hopefully get famous. And probably, it's like preemptively setting them up to get this moment. That's what it feels like. It's like, you'll stand out with this name.

Yeah. But if everybody's doing that. that. Yeah. Then you kind of don't. It's very deleterious. It's almost more insane if your name is just like Rob and Williams. Yeah.

Or something. You know what I mean? And you're doing this. So this is college basketball. This is college, uh, usually football. Oh, college football. I'm sure basketball has some ridiculous names, but for some reason, that's why I feel, I feel even a little bit more strongly that it's, I want to get this person in the

football, especially if you have a greater chance of succeeding in football. Because even the shittiest role in, like the NFL will still get you six figures. You can get like 500, 600, 600,000. dollars was a good amount of money obviously ridiculous and so but in the NFL the NBA is only a few hundred people you know yeah it's way small every a roster is like 12 and then a roster on the NFL is probably like 50 something so you have a greater chance of if you play uh football those are all wonderful names they're excellent and I know I miss some great ones because the the list are just too fucking large do you think you would name your kid something like that I'm something

of the fucking, there's a coach that has a son in the league and his name is something ridiculous. Oh, you're thinking of, are you thinking of the NBA? Yes. So, oh, oh, you're talking about Steve Kerr. Yes, Nick Kerr. Yeah. His name is Nick Kerr. That was, dude, that was troubling me.

I was, dude, I was, I was in thought. He's like, I couldn't remember. You guys didn't see because I didn't pan over to him in the camera. I didn't cut to him like that. He was, he had a tear in the pit of his eye that whole time. He looked sad. He looked sad. It looked.

That's why I didn't want to cut to it because it would fuck the vibe up. But you seem better now. Yeah, that you've got Nick Kerr. Nick. That was in my brain. I was digging in my brain for that. Yeah. Wonderful.

I wouldn't name my kidding. I don't know. I don't know. I'm planning on having a kid pretty soon. So I don't know. Maybe like. Crazy. Maybe like, I don't know.

Fucking Storm Eagle or some shit. Storm. I think naming your Mega Man X bosses would be awesome. Fiber. Like Storm Eagle. Fucking. Fucking. Chill penguin.

Chow penguin's fucking fire. That's a fire fucking name. But it's like, you're a human. Like, I know. I know. That's a fucking dick at. It made me chill penguin. I'm not even a cool guy.

I'm kind of, I kind of blow up a lot. I like that. What's name of the fucking armadale? Is it Digger Armadillo? Armored. Armored. Armoredllo.

That's fire. Like, come on. Do you see anything about that new Tom Cruise movie? No. Called a, what is it? Digger? It looks fucking cool.

It looks crazy. I haven't heard. It's like, it's like, it's weird. Like, Tom Cruise, I associate with, like, doing just like, oh, you're stunt. You do stunt shit.

It's also a god, it's a Scientologist. Sure, yeah. He can make us disappear, which is crazy. Is that why he was at the fucking singing at the World Cup? What? Yeah. He was singing at the World Cup. Tom Cruise?

Yeah, and I was like, why? What are you talking about? He was singing at the, I didn't, I didn't catch the whole entirety of the Whatch was called? Yeah, so there was a bunch of, you know, celebrity guests. And it was all gaudy and everyone, everyone around the world was all upset because he's like, oh, you absolutely American. made it way worse because I guess they don't do that over there.

And so I guess Tom Cruise was there. And he was singing. And I was he singing. I know he can sing. I didn't catch it. I just saw plenty of screenshots. And I was like, why Tom Cruise? Does he have a band that I don't know about?

No, he knows how to sing, though. He's like one of the actors when he still learned how to do that. Does he? I can't think of a single role where he sings. He doesn't, he knows how, like, he's from one of the acting era where, like, they could all sing. I understand what you. Or for the most part, dance or some shit. I understand what you're saying.

I just don't... I don't think he's ever sang in a row. As far as... I think I heard him sing on one of those interview shows before once in a time. I heard him sing. I was like, oh. Did he say when he was jumping on Oprah's couch?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love my wife. I love my fucking wife. I love my fucking wife. Praise he knows. Or whatever. I don't know. That guy's going to...

God bless Zeno. Either he's going to die or he's going to fucking Ducon is going to be way too legendary. I think he's going to transcend. I think he's going to outlive like Peter Thiel. I think Peter Thiel.

I think Peter Thiel's like trying all this like shit, you know, to be like immortal. I think Peter Thiel knows there's hell. Like he figured out like on his AI algorithm showed him hell and showed him he's definitely going. He peered into it somehow. He's like, it's like a vent horizon. And he's like, he peered into hell. Shit. I have to live forever so I don't go.

I have to live forever. And then somehow kill the planet or so everybody else goes there. Yeah, he figured out. He told Joe Rogan and Jorgon's like, oh, no, I'm going to go to hell too. Joe's like, oh, wow, interesting. I'm going to take ice plunging. I'm going to take it. Can I beat hell by staying in the ice bath?

Let's see. He's trying to do an ice bath while the world didn't eat. Yeah, it's not working. It's not working. It's still pretty hot in here. It's so funny to watch everything just, everything about Joe Rogan just kind of bubble up around him. Because like nobody fucks. Like no one is, no one's buying it anymore.

Yeah. It's kind of awesome. Like I'm happy about it. It's annoying that it took so long. But I appreciate the fact that it's actually happening. Like nobody around. Did you see Dave Chappelle and Shane Gillis on stage? No, for what?

Did you not see this? Where they were on stage? I don't know what they were doing. There was probably some comedy show. Okay. Dave Chappelle was like, all right. And he was talking to Shane Gillis. He was like, now you be, you be Joe Rogan and I'll be J.D. Vance.

All right, you ready? Hello, I'm a huge faggot. And then everybody just dies laughing. And it's like, damn, it's really over, dude. It's over for you. Damn, even Shane is like open. I don't know, man. I'm shitting on his boy.

Well, they're all, like, it's beyond parody at this point where, like, Tim Dillon's gone. Like, they're all just kind of like, they know. Everybody knows. A lot of people aren't, like, ballsy enough to say it outright, but, like, they'll gladly on their own take their shots. I am very much so. Because it's just ridiculous. I have a very little respect for most of those comedians. I think Changilus is funny.

Yeah. I don't really respect him, but I think he's funny. That's fine. I think he has some funny jokes. I don't respect most people that aren't doctors, to be honest with you. I have a natural amount respect for most people. All right. You got to earn respect.

Like everyone gets up like I'm not going to disrespect you. I think that's what it is. Right. Well, sure. Yeah, that's different. That's like natural of respect. And then I have like, I have adoration for like, I don't know, like maybe, I don't know, maybe my grandma. I don't really.

Everybody else is kind of mid. But like I don't know because I feel like it's well before this, the writing was on a wall. These guys are fucking crazy. And he's like, yeah, but like they're my boys. I have a retarded uncle And it's like, Shane, I get it Like look, I understand that like That crowd helped you come up

And you respect them But well before that It's like, I just think it's kind of tripping Yeah And I think that's what it is for me At the end of the day When you're in the entertainment industry You don't want to bite the hand that feeds you

That's the way that they look at That's not how I operate But I'm also not in that industry We're doing it's a smart way to operate Yeah, we are entertaining But we're independent if we weren't like if you went on fucking Joe Rogan's I lost my opportunity to be on Joe Rogan's thing

because I was shitting on him like years ago like he stopped talking to me essentially when I was like I think he had on Tim Poole and and Mark not Zuckerberg the other guy that the Twitter people The guy for Twitter He came on Jack Dorsey

Jack Dorsey Jack Dorsey came on and then he you know He massaged him. He didn't really... He does what he always does when he's just like He doesn't want to be confrontational. He'll only be confrontational

if you'd say something bad about weed or some shit. Don't talk about marijuana like that. It helps me stop screaming at me. People were annoyed and I was like, yeah, that's dumb. It helps me stop screaming. The idea that Joe Rogan's sitting in bed howling like a fucking

like those howler monkeys. I believe it. He's screaming doing kettlebells like sitting that laying down about. Jamie! Jerry! Jamie! I believe me, dude.

Jamie, pull it up, Jamie. Pull that up, Jamie! He has a, he has a dedicated fucking gas mask. And he puts over him, it's like, Sh, Joe, Joe. That's the fucking horch tranquilizer. It's okay, Joe. It's okay, Joe. It's okay, Joe.

So you're here. We're still in a pod. We're not in hell yet. It's Indica, Joe. It's Indica. It's Indica. Oh, thank God for you, Jamie. Thank God for you, Jamie.

I would have killed myself if not for you. I would have, dude, don't kick my wife out the fucking room with one of you. I hate Jamie, dude. I hate Jamie so much. Yeah, Jamie's a fucking. I mean, I get he's probably a millionaire, clearly. He's steaming comedy. But, like, damn.

If I could ride the coattels of a psycho and watch himself, destruct in real time and just make a lot of money, though, I'd probably do it the same. I would not. I'd be like, all right. It's, it's, I'd have a good time. I don't have that. I put my kids through fucking college with this. I can, I understand people would do it.

I just don't have the, I don't have the, I don't have no one that relies on me enough for me to be able to break my morals like that yet. It happens the time you have people that rely on you. Yeah. I do think it happens. Like, not like that. So I think a lot of people when they have kids, they go crazy. Yeah.

It's because they're just like, well, now my, my scruples don't really matter as much as, like, making sure this thing survives. Yeah. You know? I mean, that's the only thing I can respect ever is for a family if you, like, kind of, like, sell your morals. Like, I can kind of understand. I can get it at least. You can help your family.

I still would try not to. I would absolutely make sure that you do. That's, I mean. I would put you in positions where you would have no choice. That's crazy. I'd be the green goblet with, like, with, like, on the bridge like this. That's insane. That's insane.

That's it's saying is there's so many. more worthy people. You never know when some lunatic will come around with a sadistic choice. I don't think I'd do that. I don't have I could sell out, but I'd have to like leave. I can't be that close to it. Like the way that Jamie could legitimately fix Joe Rogan in a way that

well like, no, he could have. Because he would it was very clear. Like I, most of Joe Rogan's detractors did not listen to the podcast regularly. Like I did back in the day 2012 to probably about 2016-ish 17 then I was like all right this is starting to get like weird

but anyway he Jamie back then did have massive corrections back in the day and then it got less and less and less I'm pretty sure they had a conversation and so it probably comes down to you either correct me on

things that don't matter or you're fired you know and it's one of those things at a certain point I would have had to have been like well fuck I guess I'm gonna I've made a enough money. I guess I'm out. I have it like Tim Dylan has to do it now because Tim Dillon would love that job. Well the thing yeah he would do probably better.

They're transitioning kid to school and Jamie's like Joe that's really stupid. You know what I bet it is though? I bet you know what it is I bet? Stop it. I wouldn't be surprised if it's like they just they're obviously in person with each other. They know each other outside of the show. And like I think at some point like it clock probably for Jamie where it's just like oh like it's just not it's just not worth it. Yeah. Because this guy just believes whatever the last person tells him to do, you know? The last person he talks to is the person he believes. And then if the person he talks to after that disagrees with the last person, then it's

like, then that person sucks. And it's like, all right, well, I'm going to get my money. Like, I don't even, I'll let the internet bully you. Like, because the way that I'm thinking it was like, everybody's just bullying him. He's kind of getting off scot-free. Oh, he is. So if I'm Jamie, I'm like, I get to, on some level, I get to like make a lot of money. I get to kind of just sit back and watch this guy make a fool of himself.

I wish I had that. Until it all caves in and then like I just get to retire. Yeah, he's like the worst people that are behind the scenes. You know, like there's like there are people that are worse than Elon Musk. We just don't fucking know about him. Sure. I think Jamie's worse than Elon Musk. No, I'm not.

That's what you said. That's what you said. You're doing that weird thing. That's what he said. You're doing that fucking smooth brain thing in the comment section. Oh, he said two names so he's comparing them together. He just said that Jamie, what's his name? What's his last name?

Jamie Vernon. Yeah. Jamie Vernon. It's kind of a disappointing last name. Is it? Should it be fucking fuck or something? Like a college football player? I thought it was going to be like Jamie microphone or something.

Oh, Jamie producer. Jamie producer. Yeah, I forgot. I'm sorry. It's not Vernon. He was murdered. Did you see that? Finally.

Did you see the news that he was Jamie? Jamie Vernon was killed. He died. He died. He murdered. Who did he? Was it was it a, was it a, what was that guy's name? name um it was that fucking no it wasn't liver king tried he no it was liver king he was writing that

fucking bison that that that threw that fucking got into the air uh liver king yeah he got him he said it he said it loose and then and jami happened to be in yosemite uh he's like all right joe i'm going on vacation for the first time and like fucking 20 years since we've been together i want to go to yellowstone i'm gonna miss you i'm gonna miss you i'm gonna miss you jamie don't get killed by a bison don't get killed by a bison don't get killed by a bison don't get Stay away from the bison. Killed immediately by a bison. On the plane.

How much would you panic if you were on a plane? And you turn to your side and there's a bison. There's a bison reading a newspaper. They're dumb little big heads. Yeah, just looks at you. That's like the closest thing we have to like a Krogan type arc. Like, you know what I mean? Like they're so like, they're so head.

oriented. Right. You don't think there's like fish that are more like Krogan and Bison? Well, I'm sure there's probably fish. I'm talking about like of the things that we run and do on land. Like its head is so like There's so much more massacian. So much more head than anything else. It's like you're just, they're cute. They're little ones are really adorable. I don't think I've ever seen a little bison. They're really cute.

Are those ones they use for the burgers? Probably, probably. Dude, bison burgers are delicious. I got to be real. They're good. They're, they're, I think, way better than just like a standard burger. I used to buy bison meat. Yeah. But like it was more expensive. It is more expensive.

If you're like really, if you're like really working out like you're fucking trying to do an Olympia to advise you to eat bison. Dude, I had a friend. I had a friend who like, he was like, I can't remember what he said something like. Because we were talking about just food and I was like, oh, I love bison burgers. I was like, oh, Bison burgers. I'm like, what do we? Is that Ruby Tuesdays they have this? It's like a dollar more than it's like, it's like Applebee type shit.

Like what are we talking about boogey? What is this? Bison? It's a caviar. What are we doing? It's like the Obama and Dijon thing that it was talking about. It is the Obama Dijon mustard thing. Do you remember that?

We were talking earlier about like off camera. We were talking about like the big controversies of Obama. And it was like the tan suit. It was the bicycle where he was like riding around a bicycle with a helmet. And he looks so girly. And then the Dijon mustard. Do you imagine? If only, if only.

He's wearing a fucking helmet. If only. They would have lynched him if he did have the shit Trump did. They would have genuinely lynched him. Yeah, they should have if he's doing what Trump did. They would have broke in and they would have lynched him. They should lynch Trump right now to be quite frankly. I mean, if he got Lynch, I would be a set.

In a just society wins the last president that should not have been leeds so far back. I know, I know, I know. That's true. It's probably like insanely far back because even like, even people that I like FDR is like, I don't know, man. There was still, he's still marty controversy. He had the interming camps and all that. He's still marned controversy. Like, I like FDR.

He's probably the best president we've ever had, probably. Policy why That nigga was a racist That he was like Very racist Yeah but that was only because Black people took his legs No we did it

It was a disease He kind of incentivized like Hey yo FDR See them legs on me Just fuck it doesn't Yeah that era That era of black people do Let me see hey partner

Let me see them legs Let me see them legs He was like the Great Depression Happen Oh Oh Oh FDR

Flying across the room. No legs. I like FBR. I just think that he's kind of, he was, you know, he's unfortunately a product of his time.

He's a product of his time. Being racist, that's it. Yeah. Hmm. But again, Sucky, Suckie now.

I like Jimmy, I got FDR's legs. Derek, I don't think you understand the time period that was, but continue, Fred. Hey,

when, when was the FDR before he got his ribs? What year did he get his legs ripped off? Like maybe the 20s, brother. Did he have polio that whole time?

What the fuck are you talking about? He was, he was, he was, he was president during the depression, if I'm not mistaken, right? Literally, he would, no, brother. He was, he was, he wasn't he literally the president? He was president. He had, how did he, how did he how, how did internment can't happen during his term? That's true, never mind That's a way off time Because I thought he created that thing During black I think Woodrow Wilson was the president

During that time Isn't black Tuesday or something like that I'm not that familiar with you I think Woodrow Wilson was the president During the collapse Am I not? Am I gay or? Am I gay?

Let's look it up because I could very much so be off Well you're definitely off about FDR He was president mainly through Through World War II Like that was him Okay There was like so there was like FDR

And then I think it was FDR FDR and then I think it was no, I think it was Truman. Because the bomb dropped during Truman. I think it was Hoover before. Oh, he had the Jagger. Hoover. He was the queer, right? Because he had the Hoovervilles, right?

Like, during the Great Depression. Like the Whoville? So I think it was Hoover and then FDR. I could be wrong. The Grinch and stuff. What? My time is really fucked up things. That's crazy.

That's crazy. During the Great Depression, everybody became a fucking cat creature. Yeah. You don't remember that? No. Would you knock down the who? Would I? What?

Would you knock down a who? What are you asking me? Would you fuck a who? No. Really? The nose is I can't. It's a little creepy. I can fuck a who I do.

No, it's just too much for me. I can't fuck a who. Yeah, I can do it. I can nut up or shut up. I don't think any of them are nearly attractive enough to. Oh, shit. Look, so Herbert Hoover was the president during the Black Tuesday. Yeah, yeah.

That's what I thought. The Great Depression. Then who? And then FDR took office after that because, oh, wait, wait. So wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on a second. We're learning in 1929.

So in 19, yeah, so in 1929, remember when that happened. And then so, and then they're like, you're gay. And then that's when FDR stepped in. And then he was president for like a thousand years. He's been for a time of time. It is great. And I think he ran up until the time of the war. Then they were like, A, brother, you got to switch off.

You got to, you got to change. You got to pass the control. He lasted through the war, I think. Yeah. So, well, he died because he died. Because I know what, who did the bomb? Truman, right? Yeah.

So he, so he was president, obviously. Yeah. And in 1945. So, like, FDR probably died in, like, what, like, 43? I mean, something like that. I wouldn't, I would. They were like, you'll pass the controller. And he was like, I guess.

And he's, when it comes to like, when it comes to, like, presidents and their, and their timing, obviously before our time, it's completely. Oh, he just died in 1945, straight up. It's, oh, so, oh, like, right at the end of the world. That's crazy. So he died. And then Truman was like, bomb the niggas. Like, I'm over. It's over it.

Do, do, do, do. And they were like, we have this cool project. Japan was like, we surrender. We surrender. No, what are you doing? Yeah. Amen. Exactly in that way.

Look, dude, look, I'm going to say this right now. What did you? Two bombs excessive. That's a bit excessive. Well, one bomb was. Well, wasn't the idea, too, that, like, they were going to just detonate it somewhere to show that they could? I don't know.

I think that was the idea initially. And then they were just like, well, we weren't going to waste a bomb. I genuinely don't know what happened. All I know is that is very much telling a lot of people in the military were like, they definitely surrendered. As far as I understand, the pitch that was so. They definitely surrendered. As far as I understand, the pitch that was sold to the people making the bomb was like, this is a display of strength.

We're going to detonate it to show that if, to show the power that we do have. And then they were like, no. I know. I know that what you call didn't understand what the bomb was. They didn't give him a good briefing on what the bomb was exactly. The real story is out now. Sure, but he's like, he's like, he's a bit naive. He's a president.

He's not assigned it. So he's like, it's going to be a big bomb. It's like, you know what? I think that'll be a good idea. And he was like, he's on a camera to see. And he was like, oh. Oppenheimer is bullshit, right? So the real story is there's three bombs.

Right, right. And so, like, they didn't talk about the first bomb because it was embarrassment to American history. Fat man, a little boy, and skinny bitch. And skinny bitch. And skinny bitch. So, so here's the thing. Skinny bitch. Skinny bitch.

I like that. I like that more. So thin nigga was for you right. So, like, a thin nigga was actually the first bomb. But here's the thing. People don't understand the prowess and the cunning of the Japanese. So the emperor grabbed his. katana and he

sliced that shit in half and it was not able to atomize in the way it was not able to split and do what it was supposed to do he it just was just dead it was dormant it was a dead fucking bomb he sliced it right in half and then when he when he sheaved this guitar that's when it actually like came

you know you know like an anime that's real that actually happens yeah it's real and then he was like we are safe for another day and then fucking Truman was like are you fucking kidding me are you fuck yeah then he's like all right Nigasaki and Haroniga

Shima, whatever They're like That sounds crazy Truman, that's not what they're called Also how do you Why are you saying Why are you bringing this into this? What is going on?

I'm still angry about that That Negro that still left yours legs. I'm so bad of that guy I'm still thinking about it I can't get it off my mind You think after he took his legs He grafted them onto him so he could walk around

like a spider I got your legs I got your legs I got your little tiny legs What did they be skittah What was the I need to know A black American slang in that time period

I know It's probably It's probably completely Unrecognizable It's probably like It's probably just American slang At that moment Yeah but even American slang back

That is like insane Yeah I just don't I just don't I My grandma was alive then But she's gone now So I can't even ask her

I can't even ask her And she was in the Caribbean Then she wasn't here She doesn't know What they were talking about You get a Ouji board She probably got here and was like they sounded scared her. Yeah, let's get a Ouija board.

Let's get a Ouija board in here. That's my grandma. She's in her 90s, I can ask her. Hey. Can she tell you? What? What? What slang like, grandma?

What? Oh, I guess that's it. All right. Thank you, Grandma. They should have sold you immediately. Dang, Grandma, bye. Bye, walk out the room. Right, girl's funny.

She's old, so she's still mostly there. I think she's like 90s percent there. She was pretty sharp. That's dope, man. He's pretty sharp. But when we had a, you know, my grandpa, my grandpa passed a while ago. And we had a 2009, me and my grandma had an argument because me and my grandpa were just talking about like, hey, yo, he was asking me about my faith.

And I was like, all right, I'll just tell you that I'm secular, this, this and that. Then my grandma comes storming into the room like, you're going to hell and all this stuff. I was like, yo, what's going on? That's crazy. Because he's super fire and brimstone, right? It says you're either with us or you're against a blah, blah, blah. And then like, so during COVID, I was living down the street from her in South Central. And I went to visit her and I was like, hey, remember when this shit happened?

She was like, yeah, I remember when your grandpa was yelling at you. And I was like, what? My grandpa? You mean he was being nice and he stormed in the room? She was like, no, that's not what happened. I was like, all right. I'm going to leave this alone. It is crazy.

Like the reframe. I never gave you a beating. I never gave you a beating. And it's like, you, you, you kid to me out of the best. because I forgot to do the day. What do you mean? You beat me to death. I died.

I died. I'm just very lucky. I hit my head the right way and I woke back up. I was gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She woke you up like Thor did Decredos. She hit you. She kicked you in the head.

You died. You hit the ground. You woke up. I've seen that happen in videos before. People get knocked out and they were not there anymore. The amount of. And then the dung is like That shit is crazy

Especially during fights Like where somebody like Hit too much Because they were out And then they wake them back up And I'm like you idiot They were done You reawoken them

Oh no They're gonna go phase two What have you done? That's the crazy That shit's crazy to me That shit's frightening The fact that people Fight like that in general

It's always been wild to me It's like don't Don't fight people Don't go around Don't go around picking fights with people It's it's What's wrong going around picking fights with people

someone could kill you what's wrong with people killing you I miss the knockout game that shit is crazy dude it's terrible fucking game the fact that that really happened like that made me like ours like all right we don't really deserve yeah much aliens were coming and they're like no no not that we can't we can't do with this

imagine where the best it is like imagine we're top of the food chain in the cosmic scale I can't believe like imagine that like we're like we're really like we did it best. That would be so insane, especially with how old the universe is like in so and it's just we got here

first. That's, that's so trash. I hate everything about that. That's so trash. All right. But AJ Advance is going to, aliens. So we're going to get them soon. Yeah, yeah. He went on Joe Rogan and we used to tell aliens. So stupid. You see that video that they put out of a fucking UFO or like whatever? And it was like a really high definition image of like a really crazy looking spaceship. It looks like

something out of Invaders in. And I'm just like, It's crazy how little I give a shit. Because first of all, A, 99% sure that's fucking fake. One percent sure, I don't care. Like, so it's like, like, I really don't. Until I'm, like, high-fiving a green man, you know what I mean? And, like, we're doing, like, a handshake or something. And he's going like, wach-wha-wha-wha-w...

Until that's happening, I don't really care. I feel like aliens have been here. Like, if aliens are real and they're, like, extraplanetary creatures that are going around, they've been here and left or been chilling here for so long that it doesn't matter. Like if I get it just doesn't matter I feel like they would just pass this place by They just full of toxins They scanned it and they're like

Ew Because like how much shit Like if you have the means to travel here Yeah you're you've hit all these other places And you're like What's this? Yeah They're probably like

Oh these things are interesting And they probably just dipped out They took a few cool ones They're like oh let's just take this This big booty Latina And they just They took a bit They probably not

They probably fucking are like crazy That's horrible The thing to me is like You're willing You're in advance into it You're in a advanced race, you go to Earth, and you see like, all right, what's going on here?

And then you take a probe or whatever or like a, I don't know, you scan. And then you see a lynching. And then you see like, yeah, you see a lynching. And then you see, I don't know, Adriano Chetchik squirting on an escalator. And you're like, I guess I'm gone. I guess I'm going to go. That's interesting, but also.

It's fascinating, but like I'm going. Do you not think that like animals are fascinating? I'm not sure what I'm seeing. What would you say? Do you not think the animals are fascinating? In what way? Literally? Really? Sometimes.

I mean, not since I was a child. Don't you just observe them and then leave? Yeah, so that's it. They probably came in like, oh, interesting. Right. Bye. That's it. It's crazy, though, because like those ships that are in, like, they keep showing.

It's like, it's so funny because even if they were real, I really do, I earnestly don't care. That's crazy. I think. Like, we should, that should be interesting, but it's just not because there's so much incentive to use that as, like, a distraction. acting thing. There's so much incentive to lie about it. And also, if it's real, what does that do for me? I think it'd be interesting, but also, like, ultimately doesn't change much. Is it going to make my internet better? Is it going to make sure my internet doesn't cut out when I fucking need it to not

cut out? Like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know if I care. If we work together, maybe, you know what I'm saying? Like, that is going to give me four inches of diameter. If there was a way, wow. Oh, my dick, that's a lot. It's also a lot. It's insane. It is quite a bit, man. But I want it. No, I think, I think you think you want it. Like, that's the thing is Like, I think I think I want that. But you know the cool thing about that is once you have a penis that wide, you can't really fuck anyone anymore. And now you get to rest. Yeah.

No, now you just have that. What if you have to? Where if it comes with a more urge? More urge? My dick is bigger, so I ought to fuck more? I'd have to get a fleshlight and just pulverize it. I guess. That's just it.

And I'm like, I got to buy a new one. I broke my flesh. I'm going to get one of those big torso ones that you see. I really, really, really, really want one of those. But I know Lily would mean. I actually really do. You don't want one of those. And then you'll feel bad.

I that's true that's true but I think I think I think if they experience is good enough I get to be like well I gotta hold on to this I've already I've already become attached where would you put it

I don't know like it's on the table like on my island it's right there it's just right there hey guys want to come over put it in the fridge ooh I'm going to nice and I'm going to at least this big so I got to

slap it just see how long it jiggles how do you feel if you saw it like that how do you feel like that you saw like just the of the torso flashlight in some of his fridge

they're a single person they're a single guy they got a big fridge they're not going to fill it up it's not like a family where you need the whole fridge for Costco why you want it to be cold why do you want it to be cold exactly don't worry about it yeah that's the thing that's what you have to consider like hey why is it preserve the cum that's that obviously

being deposited in there you got to take that out and violet you got to get it out violet put it in your freezer get a little nice turkey bastor whatever. Would you address it? Would you address it? Yeah. Yeah. But it'd be like a, it'd be like a gradual. If you opened my fridge right now and you saw, you saw, you saw, uh, yeah, that torso fleshlight. Yeah. And you walked in there, you got water or whatever. You would come back, you would ask me that? Yes. I would never drink from anything you ever have you. No. I'm like, this guy, you're bugging.

I'm like, what happened since we moved out from each? Like, what did you go through? What happened? What happened back east? I don't know. I live alone. What do you mean? I know. I think at the same time, it's like, I don't know. Like, if you live alone and why not just like enjoy your space also too but like having in the fridge is crazy I mean I don't get the same is a problem I don't say it sounded like you were justifying putting it in the fridge having in your house like I don't know like if you look by yourself or you have your partner

if you have a problem with that then fucking just have it just have it I don't care oh yeah sure I'm gonna get you one for Christmas I'd be really happy but I know I wouldn't be able to keep it you don't have to give it yeah I'd be like you just use it once and then Lily would be like get rid of it and I'll be like can I use it once you know they're just go I'm gonna go take a shower real quick

What about, what am I? What am I? Crazy. That's crazy. In the shower. Yeah, just going to shower. Having a ball.

Fucking water all over the floor. You've seen my shower. The glass thing breaks. I fall out. Cut all up. You're fucking bleeding out dying. Not all over to fucking. You finish though.

You make sure you finish before you bleed out. I need to go to hospital right now. Help me. Please. You know what I'll do? I'll go out for Christmas. I'll get you, I'll get you, it'll be, it'll be, it'll, the box will be like, I don't know, like a, like a steam machine or something, you know what I mean? It'll be the box of like a steam console and then you'll know, like, you'll, like, you'll open it there.

You'll wait. He's like, oh, I'll open it later. Oh, thank you so much. Thanks for the steam machine. It's rattling around in there. It's so clearly not. You hear like the gelatin. Lily's like, Lily's like, Kingstein, why don't you open it?

It's like, no. No, not right now. Later, baby. Later. You'll go shower first today. She's like, I'm going to go shower now. Then you just hear thunder, thunder. What's going on in there, Kista?

Shut up. I'm trying to focus. I want how much they cost. Let me see how much do they cost. Probably a lot. The big ones? Oh, the huge ones are probably ridiculous. I can't imagine.

If I want to get a big galo and I got to put some money into it. Yeah. All right. Listen, we gotta get some questions from our patrons over at Patreon.com slash a snarker. Remember, you two can over there and ask questions. What are you doing? You rummaging around. Whatever.

There's a flashlight in there already. That's what I wish. Did all flashlight? That's crazy. He's like a traveling flashlight salesman. He's got like a bag. It's like that sponge pop episode where they're trying to sell chocolates. Flashlights!

Flashlight! That at least makes more sense than freaking out over chocolate. Finally! I've been trying to catch you two all. day. That's correct. Dude, I'm just saying, guys, get a flashlight. You know, might help you out. I got offshoots with them, remember?

But don't bring it places also. Please don't bring it anywhere. I've seen the little ones that have like on the key chains. I'm like, what are you doing? I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't know that was a thing. No, that's cool. I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah. I don't, like the flashlight, they sent me shit. And then I, I can't believe I

I did that. I talked about this on the show, right? Yeah, we talked about this before. That's fucking crazy. I mean, you can reiterate it because everybody's you know there's a chance of somebody's first well long story short I message flesh I was like hey sponsor me

and they're like no but we can send you shit and they did they send me three pieces I don't I'm for sure raffled off one I did a whoever did the best joker impression I put it in a video

I said do the first best joker impersonation wins the flesh such an evil thing to do and just make people post these incredible. First of all, it's bad enough. Hold on, wait, wait. This needs to be unpacked. How many people entered? Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.

Because it's bad enough that you're putting videos of your... So out there doing Joker impressions. Right. That you're doing it to win a flashlight. I think that sounds cool. That's a whole other... I think that's cool. At that moment, I have fun. That video might be up.

I don't remember... So I'm assuming this is the way that I can probably find it. So I'm assuming it had to be after the Joker movie came out. So I did like a short review of that movie. It wasn't a real review. I did a sketch and then I don't know. It was stupid.

So maybe it's like right after that. I liked it. All I wanted to do was do that dumb bit where I dressed up as the Joker with. I had my green gym shorts and like spray paint, which was really stupid. You know what I do have a fantasy. Is that when he fucking did the thing with his hair or he fucking spray paints your fucking hair or something like that? Oh, I was doing a Joe Biden thing. And I was like, this is insane.

Oh, nice, nice. Yeah, that was like when I was talking about, like, when I did that tweet, that was like, you can use autocorrect. Yeah. And it'll just sound like a Joe Biden. It sounds like Joe Biden. But, fuck, that threw me out. You were talking about the Joker review. Yeah.

And you're talking about, like, it's not really a review. I have the, I do have this fantasy of, like, having a YouTube channel that's like, like, it's legit. And it's like, it's got proper branding. But it is reviews of movies and it is literally like, I liked it. And then it, that's it. And it's like an earnest attempt. Like every movie I'm like really honest about it.

It's like five seconds long max. I just don't think it's possible. But I do want to do it. It's such a waste of energy. I think it's not really because you could just do like I liked it. I hated it. It was fine. And that's it.

Yeah. And then just repeat that post for like any movie that you feel that way about. Yeah. You record three lines. Yeah. I like that a lot. I think I might do it. And then stop.

the video full of ads. Fuck it. Why not? It's like five seconds and like 30 minutes of ads. 30. 30 minutes of ads. That's funny. It's like, yo, you suck.

You can also do that. You can put it on shorts like to find viral videos and then just put you on it and be like, I like it. Yeah. Exactly. This is the rule. Do the quartering? Yeah. Guys, this is hilarious.

Check this out. Check this out. You'll never believe this. As he's watched As he's wanted Someone fuck this shit out of his wine He's busting in his own face He's busting

In his face And spitting in his face with drain Yes I don't go spray My baseman He's just Chipping out of his mouth His own cump licking

To his fucking teeth He's got his fucking My wife My white Wiverer Biddley and Rabe My wife with the pizza without me Oh my god Oh god

God bless the quarter I think that would I think I would die if I saw that I think that would kill me Yes It should If I saw that I for real would actually

Have to give him money I would give him a hundred dollars I'm like Jeremy What do you need me to do I'm on your side now Like this is This has been the best laugh I've ever gotten in my life

Please let me Let me help you Let me help you I am here to serve you. What do you need me to do? I'm going to do free advertisement for your stupid coffee now.

Yeah, we're not wise money Israel. We can't give you a ton of money. Right, right, right. But, oh man. You're not going to believe. I've thought about stitching videos and I'm just like, I don't care. Yeah, it's, I have a really chronic problem now.

It's like, every time I'm about to post something, I'm just like, I don't really care. You're getting older, dude. It happened to me. That's the smart thing, really. I'm just like, like someone says, what I'm like, I'm going to quote to it.

And I'm like, who really cares about my opinion? And I just got an end in. I'm like, whatever. I was writing something earlier, like what Derek got here. And I was like, I was like, nah. I just don't care enough about this. We're not cut out anymore. It was, I don't know if it was the last episode or the EA or whatever we did.

But I was talking about this exact subject that I want to, I want to be more like those people. Back in the day, I remember posting stuff and not thinking too much about it. Now I'm way more like, who gives a fuck? Like, why? Why even say anything? A amount of times I've typed something out on Instagram and I'm like, and then I just close the app.

I'm like, what the fuck are you? It turns into like, I don't like this. Why am I here? Yeah. It's like very much so like becoming my mind. It's like, why am I here? I don't like this. Yeah.

But then I see people on building, building up a brand of doing that exact thing. And I was like, I could fucking run circles around these people. You know, that's what usually annoys me a little bit. I don't even I can anymore. I think I, I don't even anymore. It's not even anymore. I don't think I can. I can.

I can. I can. I can. I can. I don't think I can just hate shit anymore really I've just lost the zeal It's just like I don't know When you get fired up I feel like like there's a guy

I can't remember his name right now But he's this black dude from New York That he's just filming from his chair And he just rattles off stuff Like he did a rant about Joe Rogan I really like this guy And I was just like damn That's a really good format where

He also has a fucking producer Which is I don't get Who? I can't remember his name I can pull him up really quick But he's this big black dude and he just has a bunch of rants And then he just cuts them up

And then a lot of them go viral And he's not saying anything in particular He's just pretty charismatic Yeah And I'm just like damn this is It's right now It's prime for shit like that One thing I started doing is I've started

Whenever I think something Whenever I think of something You know what actually I've been doing It's like whenever I think of tweeting something I just like I'll be like you know what I'll just do a video of this Just a quick video of it for like shorts or something

Yeah Or like reels And those do well. And it's like that way I'm not wasting effort on a fucking shitty platform. Right. Right. I can't get that. It works.

I don't have it. I don't have it. Well, you've never been a content creator. So it doesn't matter. That's true. I don't have drive even saying anything about shit anymore. I'm just like,

oh, whatever. Well, it's a good thing you're on a podcast. Honestly. Let's get to some questions for our patrons over at Patreon. I'm slash snark tank. Remember, you can go over there. You can ask your questions.

Oh, shit. I don't even do one? I've grown so mundane. Do we not even do one? No. I've tried. I know you have. You have tried, but I swear I thought you were into one and we just ended up. I thought we were like, we all have to bet you.

Yeah, I'm actually, yeah, I'm a worried about that a little bit. I'm not. I'm a little worried about that. I forgot about being worried. Oh, here's a good question. Unk on a trunk rode in. He says, hey guys, first time listener, a long time question asked her. In light of Trump making $2 billion off of his scam crypto coin, insanely evil, by the way. He says, if the snark tank created a scam coin, what would it be? called. This is a good

brainstorming session, I think. It's hard, though. What would it be? Because snark coin probably already exist. Maybe. Probably is already a thing. Yeah. Because of all those.

Tank coin is definitely a weapons contractor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who do we have, like, maybe modeled after one of the people we created? Yeah, it'll be one of the bits, but like, who's, who's like a... Pizza time pennies?

Pizza time? I don't know. There's something. Pitzorbin coin. No, it's too long. It's too long. It's got to be short. Ooh, King Dad coin.

I kind of like that. Katie Coin. Katie Coin. King, King Dad Coin. I like King, yeah. King Dad Coin. For one natural disaster.

I would, we should just do this. The rug pulling, man, how the fuck does that still work? It is bewildering that works. It requires people to be really stupid. It requires idiots. Well, you know what it requires?

Aneatic fan bait. It requires that, but it also requires just you got to be desperate. You know what I mean? It's got to be like, anything's better than like, all right, fine. Oh, please, oh, God. It's going to hit this time. I need medical. I need money. I got, oh, my God, oh, my God, I need it.

It's going to hit this time. It's going to hit. Oh, it's going up. It's going to. I just wait a little longer. Just wait a little longer. It's going to keep going on. I'm like, bro.

They are the most desperate people. It's really sad. It is sad. I know people that lost a lot of money in that whole, like, it's so predatory. Everybody started downloading, like, Robin Hood and a coin base and all this stuff. And I know people that lost money because I was like, you're not rich, dude.

You can't afford to invest like rich people. Just throw in a little bit of money. Get a couple hundred dollars back. Yeah. Come out. That's it. That's how I've been doing it. But that's what regular people.

That's all you can do because rich people have hundreds of thousands of dollars to invest. Yeah. And when they lose that, it means nothing to them because they can make it up again on their next fucking investor. I have a rapy array and bullshit like that. man. I just like, I'm just going to put shit over here when I die. When I die, hopefully I'd literally have a better time for like the

Washington year. I don't have the, I just don't have the I'm not a gambler. I just, like I am a gambler but that's not my forte. No, not in the type, but you're gambling within like the, the, the medium that you enjoy. Yeah. And the, we're gay gambler. I'm a gambler where I can at least hold the thing I gamble, you know? Yeah. So that's like why like I just, I don't have, I like, That's why I don't get, like, I don't go when I go to Vegas.

I like stay away from the slots. Like, I know it's in me. I just don't entertain it ever. It's, it's, like, I've, I've, because I, I just, it's very easy for me to just set a budget. And like, I don't, I'm not a gambler either. But, you know, sometimes you just want to fuck around some stuff. And just just, just have a little bit fun. So I'm like, oh, just here, here, I have $100 for this whole trip and see what I can do with it.

That's, that's fine. I haven't, like, being experienced it is one thing. I just know it's not healthy for. me. Right. Because I know that's not going to work for a lot of people because they're going to because to me the thing that's such a deterrent is, let you hit once. They'll hit once. You're like, oh my God, I hit really once. You're like, what if I hit more? And it's like, well, no, you take the money you make. You cut off. You take 80% of money you make. You put that in your pocket. That's done. Yeah. And then you gamble that little bit of it. That's how you're supposed to do it. You're

supposed to gamble 90% of what you own. Right. Okay. So let's put your 90% of what you earn. Then take that 10% and spend it on just frivolous crap. Right. Put your house up. Put your car up. Put your car up. Put your life on the line. Put your kids up. Put your kids up. Whatever. Anything that you have really. If I'm on the gamble, I'm playing a Russian roulette. Yeah. I think that shit is epic. Yeah. You heard about American roulette? What was it? Where there's five bullets in the chamber?

I'm at clinking it. The person getting good and then it's hand you're the gunny and like, oh, man. I like the idea of you going like, oh, man. Yeah, you can't spin it again. Here you go. You would probably, you probably feel, like that probably feels exhilarating, but also. I would just shoot the guy. Yeah, I'm just supposed to do. Nope.

You shoot the whole room full of people. You shoot everyone. You John Wick off fast. And then you still test that to get. And then you still. You just kill 15 people. You're a God. And you're like, sweet.

You use eight bullets out of a six shooter. And you're like. He is pulling up to you. your chin. I think it kind of happened. I think you kind of have to at that point because you're like, it's not going to, I'm never going to do anything this cool ever again. You got to try it.

This is the pinnacle of my life now. A non-Euclidean six shooter is kind of cool. Like that idea. They're cool. I think, like it just keeps going. It's like infinite. Sure. I think revolvers are the coolest gun.

Yeah, they're undoubtedly. Oh, sure. Because in my mind, revolvers are essentially swords because they're just like cowboys or samurai to me. Yeah. So my brine are like, oh, these are like cool. Col 45 replica, one of those gas powered fucking, what are they called? Airsoft.

Have one of the replicas. Yeah, yeah. It looks fucking amazing. They're fun. It looks like real. They're literally like a colt. That's it. I just have a colt.

So I mean, it's whatever. Oh, you just have a colt? Yeah. No, actually, Lily's dad literally has one. I'm like, nigga, why do you have? This gun is not a usable gun. I have a bazzie. He just spinning it all the time.

He has loaded. He's loaded, just fucking spinning. That gun is heavy as shit. That is not a light gun I was really thrown off I would light that gun Heavy was I was like Because I felt pistols before

How light that gun heavy was Yeah Yo, I've held pistols before And that's insane Around the house Tell me by alone He fucking spinning the gun

And I'm like Please stop I think the trigger is a little too sensitive You know Like I spin it It keeps fucking firing I really want one of those guns But I understand

That like having guns is just not I don't need one Let's get to it They're just too expensive for me Let's get to another question It's like shotgun like 200 bucks. Star Tank's only Afrikaner road and he says,

Hey, Big Black, Mega Black and Gallum. He says, I saw a video a while back saying that GTA could possibly be the last main GTA release with Rockstar then building on it through continuous updates and expanding the world over time. I'm curious what your take on that is. Do you think that could actually happen? If it does, what are other games you think could follow

a similar model? I'm astounded that sports games haven't done this. I guess it's literally... I guess there's just like... That's literally the only reason. Because they're so fucking stupid people and they just let them literally it is literally a live service update

and then they're paying full price for it I fucking hate sports fans I can't stand them sports games fans and shooting game fans are the worst fan bases in video games unfortunately it's the main I hate to say it I hate to say it because I am a

I don't even think that's remotely close it's the main casual game they are absolutely the ones I think putting sports and first person shooters in the same category is like That's insane. I think there's first person shooting games that are of an higher,

like echelons and other ones like a more respectful of fan bases. But there's no sports games that are that. I understand that. But what happens is that those two games draw in the most simpleton fans of Gator gamers. So they are the worst.

You know what I'll give FPS? They are the most common. I'll give FPS that they have competent campaigns. They have competent campaigns. Because like say, remember when what's the big Titanfall? When Titanfall came out,

it was just, multiplayer. That's what they want to do. That's essentially for a while what, say, 2K was doing it. They pretty much got rid of the entire campaign. In say 23, 24, 25 era, it was just, here's like five cutscenes and there's no actual story. Now they brought back a quote unquote story. Now I thought it was going to be a full

fledged one like say how they had in like 2020, 2019. Oh, like they have a full flag. Look, when I looked at the I looked at the numbers online about people who, because there's a lot of people that complain about the cutscenes, because they just want to spend all their money, waste all that getting out of complete video game, a lot of these retards. But when I look at, there's this guy started putting compilations together. Who were the best and worst girlfriends in the 2K series? Eclipsed any other video is ever made. Meaning, people are actually invested in these stories because they're silly and they're fun. And I'm like, yeah, expound on that.

People do want to play an actual real video game. But they're like, oh, you guys, sorry, you're in the minority compared to the retards I want to pay $70 just for a roster update. I want $85 for a jersey. Why get you to me buy a jersey that says a different number for $1,000? Oh, my God. It's so upsetting. I personally don't put shooters with ballg gamers. It's not it.

But I understand that the people that play them are often. Yeah, if you only play one type of game, it's crazy. And those kinds of people. They'll let you get away with a lot of stuff. I know, what was it? Black Ops, the latest one was like, with people are like, what the fuck is this, this campaign? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Kind of a thing. I think, Call of Duty, Mono Warfare 3 was like fucking three out, four hours or something. The campaign, I remember it was something. Not Morton War II. It was something like that. Mono War III had, so the campaign was like built on the, the, the, the, so they have a extraction shooter battle royale kind of mode called DMZ. Okay.

And it takes place on this massive map. Okay. And the campaign for MonoWorfer 3 was literally, it just took place on that map. And it was just basically like, let's throw some AI on the map or whatever. It was like really low-basket bare-bones crap. See, they're trying. And he's like, this game is so, every time we see him like, it's so ass. They're trying to be.

This shit is so ass. And it's so funny here you talk about it. They want to be 2K in the football games. They would love to if they could. They don't want to put out another game. If they had a chance to, they would not put another game ever. They would just put constant, constant updates for the last game. Well, no, the ideal scenario is the way that two-case thing is.

Or they would sell the same game effectively. And it's that update. I guess the FIFA one was worse, but no one talks about that in America because they no one fucking plays that shit. Sports games are always the worst. They always are. They're the worst. It's insane.

And the people who play them aren't even, are like so unlikely to try anything else. But you know why I think they're the worst? Not only because like, yeah, it's the demographic. It's a casual sports fan. Quote unquote, real games. gamers don't consider those games. When I even, when I, there's a lot of people that I follow that review games, you know, whether there's digital foundry, whether there's game ranks, whatever.

They don't talk about sports games. I know, I understand they're not interested, but I'm like, they're fucking video games, dude. And they're mainline video games that sell for big billions. I take it seriously. Get people on the outside interested into just going out of the way and hating on this stuff. So maybe they'll actually make this shit better. The problem is like, it's like kind of games are too many games. Quick, right?

Game's done quick. Sorry, that was just in my head recently. Oh, because, yeah, the speed runs. Stop killing games is what I meant to say. So the initiative of that, no mention of the sports game, when they're the most predatory, out of all the games, no mention of it. I'm like, are you guys fucking failing? They're failing them.

Pissing me off. The issue, really, though, with it, is like, so most, the loudest, how should I say this? most people who play FPSs are not thrilled about that direction or like most people play video games in general are not thrilled about that direction

the differences in sports games most people are thrilled well so here's like they like to pay I want to owe a little bit a little bit just because it's an older demographic if I'm being honest I just think that people that play like I think

I think to play like some shooting games and to play sports games You don't have to be fans of video games to play those games. I disagree. I don't think you have to be. I don't think you always have. Like,

I don't think you have to be like a video game fan that like likes the art of video games to play those games. You might like sports and you play a sports game with how complex the controls are. I have to disagree. No, I think I think you can, I think you can enjoy the game, but you're not a, you're not like. Because you can't just pick it up and play.

You don't truly enjoy, you don't, or you don't, I not truly really care about. He's having a stroke. He's having a stroke. I understand what you're trying to say. I just think that I think the complexity of it because sports games are way more complicated

than actually shooters. Like you can't really pick it up and just be like I'm going to be able to do a crossover or I'm going to be able to know how to back down somebody or box out or anything. You have to go through the tutorials if you've never played those games before. Unwise, I think everybody understands that you just hold left trigger and then press right trigger to shoot. I think they may be more intuitive, but I don't think you have to. But I think that really is a major bar that you.

have to enjoy video games to figure out this complex system. You're drawn to sports games more for the sports than the game. I know what you're trying to say. But I just think, no, because I think those people wouldn't play the game because it's too complicated. They'd be like, fuck, I'm just going to watch sports. But I think it's like if I, it's like, okay, this is a chance you can watch the sports. We also control the sport as well too.

Right. So the team you really love. If you weren't in the video games, though, you wouldn't be able to control it like how the pros, like how you're watching it. Like there's nobody who likes sports games who doesn't like watching sports. Is that what you're saying? For the most part, I think it's like it's not going to be like, um, I think you like, you like, you like, you like shooter games, but you're like, you don't care about war movies

or whatever, you know what I mean? Like, it's, that's like possible. I actually, I can agree with that. I can definitely agree with that. One thing I want to say, though, so there was a huge, and a lot of people miss this because again, there's gaming news. It doesn't really cover sports, but college, uh, the football. Yeah, we covered that on sacred.

Okay. So, but like, so college football. they had a micro transactions in the offline mode. There was a handful of offline modes that they were trying to basically, they nerf stuff like a lot of games do. And there's like, hey, this is going to take you eons to max out your coach, for example. Or you can pay X amount of money and then you can skip, you know, every fucking Ubisoft did it with the Assawcans, Assassins, Assassins Creed a long time ago, blah, blah.

Assossens. A saucins. They're just sauce. They're like fucking, they have fucking hoods on. That's crazy. His hidden knife is just a needle full of fucking hot sauce It just It's fucking hurts

Oh my god I'm going to die in hours A saucin's creed God damn it Yeah dude Taco Bell hot Doppeteo and fucking That's crazy

In someone's eyes You know what I've been thinking about I hate to admit this Yeah I've been thinking about black flag Yeah I've been thinking about it I don't know

Maybe I'm gonna play it is As soon as it's, oh, the freedom cry or whatever the fuck it's called, probably not. Wasn't that from three? No. It's not black flag? No, no, no. Black Flag. I literally, is it the Haitian?

Your first mate. I literally played 10 minutes of Black Flag on PS4 back in the day. Black Flag is so fucking fun. It's so fun. I love, what I love love about that game is you can, it's, it's, it's, it's, some people would complain. So if you're if you're really in the stealth you're going to be like this is too because it was a part of the time where you

could not edit. What I can say to the credit of later you'd be soft that they let you edit like I need the stuff to be way more engaging and way more like the difficulty. Sorry yeah the difficulty you can't alter it in the old school assassin's screen game it was just the game like how the way like from software games are but it was just way harder. So this the AI

is so retarded that if you really in the stealth thing like this sucks but for me I like killing everybody on the plantations and doing they're so stupid that I'm just running up and killing people I'm it takes forever from the react yeah and then and then you have like guns you have long you have a long gun where you can snipe and then you just ruin all this stuff

so I climb on the on the side of a boat you're supposed to go and assassinate the guy up close I shoot his head and then there's a cutscene and I'm right right there by him that's awesome it's so funny I like that dude the naval combat is I'm in the mood for like older stuff lately. It's really too. Yeah, yeah, maybe. The thing with

stealth is tricky. Stelda is tricky because if it's too good, then it becomes kind of unfun. Like, you don't want it to be so good that it's because if Stelday Eye was realistic, you're not really sneaking around. Very true. Doing anything effectively. So it has to be kind of stupid. Yeah. To be fun. I've been a big stealth person. I think this level of stealth, I think Assassin's Creed level of stealth is fun.

I like the social stealth. I like whenever you'd go into like a crowd and you'd blend of I always know that that was such a cool stuff like that is cool The only thing that I've never liked About the Assassin's Creed game is when you had to tail People Yeah it's annoying

I love that shit I love that you're walking behind somebody You know like stopping when they stop They just take too fucking long Everyone in the crowd is like Why is this guy not moving right now Dude I'm playing I'm playing JT San Andreas right now

And there's like There's not a lot of like There's not a lot of stealth really in it But I The amount of times I've just Fucked something up And just had to restart the entire thing. Yeah. Because there's no checkpoints. I got to drive miles to get to

this person. Then I kill my NPC friend. You're not allowed to kill your NPC. You're not allowed to kill your friend because it fucks the, it fucks the game of if you do that. But also they let you do it. They, it's like, well, what the it's, I appreciate that, but it's also annoying. It is they die on accident. I'm like, mother, like, they'll run into traffic and then they'll die and I'm like, are you kidding me? I didn't even do that. I was a big fan of playing San Jose I would do the vigilante stuff I would steal a cop car

Of course And they put the sirens on it go And just beat the shot of people for no reason I'm just like There's an best abuse thing happened If some guy gets out with a wife You had to It kills the guy that hits his wife

And it just gets back in the car And drives up It really bothers me about Like what's interesting Because I think they fix this in like Four and five But like in San Andreas It's like other people will shoot at you

And the cops don't care. Yeah. They just don't give a shade. And then when you were telling it, like, hey. Yeah. It's fucked up. Stupid.

But as far as the question goes, I think it's possible. Like, the way the industry is going, it'd be hard for me to imagine that they would be willing to put another billion dollars into making another GGA game

because that's risky as fuck, especially how long it takes. Like, you don't know what the industry is going to be in however long. I think it'd be dope as fuck. if they had, if it was GTA 6 and they had like, okay, here's Vice City. And then they were like, here's Liberty City in like year three or something.

Yeah. And here's like, that would be fucking dope as well. And you could like fly from one city or the next. That'd be dope as hell. I think expansions are cool. I think they should have been more of a focus on video games in general than making like these fucking hyper million dollar things and wasting money on it. Oh, you like expansions? I love expansions.

I kind of don't. But like there's some things where I'm like, I get it. expansions, but it has to be worth the money of an expansion. Yeah, let it be good. It shouldn't be like, oh, here's another costume and some Yeah, yeah. I mean, I like expansions. I do actually like the way

GTA did it. Like with a Ballad Gay Tony and, um, yeah, lost and damned. I don't like the way cyberpunk did it actually. Like the, what is it what is that? Dog City or Dogtown or ever. What the fuck was the name of it though? Phantom Liberty. Phantom Liberty. That's a good I love that DLC. It's a good

DLC, but I'm like, why? I don't like that it's like shoved in the middle of like the existing game. Oh, because it's unfortunate how a lot of DLC is. I know, but that's why I don't like a lot of it. It's because it like, it fucks with my perception of like the canon of the game. It's like, okay, well, what is, what is new and then what is it? And then sometimes when you're done with that DLC campaign, it feels so different

because then you're going back to the normal campaign and it's like not calibrated right because it wasn't designed for this. A big, the fucking one of the DSX games has that problem. Uh, fucking, the newer ones, human revolution. That one has a DLC that's supposed to play after. So it came out later, so they assumed that you would finish the game, right? And then it has this whole separate thing that takes all your stuff away. It takes all your upgrades away.

I love that. And then it's its own separate campaign, which would be fine theoretically if it was like sequentially afterwards. But it isn't. It takes place in the middle of the existing campaign. So you had this original design and then you lose everything and then you get it back in a new way. And then you continue off from like this song. And I stop playing. You shouldn't just go into it, but I think the way Bloodborn does it, I think the way all the Souls games do DLC for the most part, where it's like at a certain point, you can now interact with the DLC.

I think they're, sure, yeah. They kind of piss me off a little bit from software, the DLCs because I'm like, if you eat a finger off of the bear in the west and then you can travel to talk to up before. It's so anti-accessibility. It pisses me off. Really? I guess. It's like that for the sake of it. That's what I don't like.

It's like it doesn't have to be this way. Souls games. Souls games are for the sake of it. It's like, you don't know what's going. And it's like, I paid money, bitch. 85% of people that play Souls games don't know what the fuck's happening. Oh, yeah, I don't.

Because you play them, you play them for the, the only one that's actually somewhat followable, and this is a stretch still, it's Eldon Ring. And that's still a stretch. Well, other than Sacros, that was a linear story. It's a linear story. But like, Eldon Ring is like,

y'all don't know what the fuck. Like, I fought Radan thinking I was a part of the story. You just don't have to fight Radan at all. And I was like, what? You don't have to? Purposefully cryptic. I love it. It's so obnoxious.

I just like, hey, it gave a lot of people jobs. I'll say that. Because there's people that made a lot of money off of doing lore. All those walkthroughs. Vantamida, man. Shout out of Vantamita. Yeah, I bought, he, he, uh... His art bug.

I have the art book for me. Yeah, I got the Souls one. Shit, it's fucking. I wanted to get the, um, the Japanese, uh, freaking Souls game one. He had a Japanese bloodborne one that he was selling. That shit disappeared off the fucking things. Oh, I bet. Damn, that was probably so fired.

I bet. But, yeah, as far as, like, expansions go, I imagine Japan in that world. Oh, it's probably so lit. Oh, it's probably so lit. I prefer standalone, sure, personally. Why do you give that a DLC? I hate when they don't make obvious ones, too. And it's like, brother, just make, you know, like, make, give me a last of us expansion that's not in America.

That's probably so interesting to see. Oh, yeah. Well, you know that fallout mod? that was like Fallout London or whatever, a bunch of modders came together. There was Miami as well. Oh, right. Like,

the idea of that is cool. Like, I like the idea of seeing these places in, like, how things are. They got like shut down for when it was like, like done or something?

No, I think, fall out London is fine. It's still there? I think, I know what you're talking about. There's a bunch of examples like that where things get shut down.

There's stuff like that where it's like, all right, you have this world. You have a bloodborne cart. Do you remember bloodborne cart? Yes. No,

I actually don't. There was like a cart racer that they made. like a PS1 style cart razor off of Bloodborn and it's like in the PS1 style and everything. But they got a cease and desist and I think they released it anyway, but they changed the name. I don't remember what they called it. But, uh, and they probably changed some designs or whatever. But originally it was Bloodborn Card and it looked fucking hysterical. Stuff like that.

It's like, just give me stuff like that. It's cool shit. Like you got this cool world. Expand on it in a direction I want to see. I don't give a fuck about seeing the same place over and over again. Give me like a fucking cool part of the world. Nightmare cart. Oh, it's a nightmare card now.

All right. Yeah, they got a cease and desist. Can you still play it? I think so. I think it's not Bloodborne. Yeah, it's not Bloodborn. That is so funny. That's cool.

How many? How old? Like, it works. Yeah, I didn't even know. I didn't even know that was a thing. It's cool. It's in the style of like twisted metal kind of. Right.

How many hours do you survive of Bloodborn, Derek? I'm not. How many hours? How many hours? Yeah. I mean, no. That's the answer. The answer is, though.

He's got to go in a house and be really quiet. Going out, I was going to basement, be extremely quiet. That stupid guy on the roof. That optional guy on the roof that I can't remember. Blood porn. He, like, shoots those, like, red skulls at you. Oh, yeah, one of the guys, the inside dudes. I fucking hate that guy.

I would just go in a basement. I would turn off all the lights. I would get in the smallest crevice possible. Like, a crevice that could only fit me. Yeah. And then I would just hopefully sleep through the night. Just hope I wake up in a morning. Kaysen, you are six feet tall.

That's what I'm saying the smallest crevice that could fit me. You're getting 100 first. What I'm saying, that's not a crevice anymore, I think. But the smallest space. I know what you're saying. Like, only I can get in there. Nothing else can get in there with me. Right.

And I'll just be like, I'm going to bed. That's it. And hopefully the hunter's dream ends. Hopefully the man guy does the right thing and I can just go about my day afterwards. Because, you know, there's so much free real estate after that, you know. There's the buying power of there is amazing at that moment. It's free real estate.

I'll buy it everything. I'll buy this whole town. Last question, then we're going to get into voicemails from our patrons over at the $10 tier. We've heard you. Honestly, like, we don't know how to feel about it because, like, people hate it. Then some people like it. We're charging for it. We'll do it.

We have a couple of voicemails that we'll get to. This is the last question. from Queer Mo, he writes in, he says, just switched back to the $5 tier because I finally got a job. That is a feat right now. Let me tell you. W's a Hoy.

Yeah. I did that. I did that. Everybody's losing their jobs. I did that. Shout out me. Shout out. Shout out.

Shout out me. I won the World Cup. You know that guy who does the impression where he's like, he's leading over? He's doing this thing now where he like slows. I got to chase up. Big shit. It's almost like a YouTube

Poop. I'm making a I just struck a deal with Freeza. It's like, it's crazy. But he says, so this guy writes and he says, what's the worst teacher that you've ever had? This past semester I had a marketing teacher

who was a very old Jewish man. Oh, man. Oh, man. One day in class, he spent half an hour making us watch AI generated pro-Israel propaganda. What? That is marketing?

I guess that makes sense. He's trying to market Israel to you. Look, hold on. I don't know where this is going, but at this very moment in the story, with as much as we know, that doesn't sound too invalid. Yeah. Because that is marketing. It adds up.

And it is something that you should probably be aware of if you're learning it, you know? Yeah. This is pro-Israel propaganda. And on the final exam, there was a whole section of questions glazing the accomplices of Israel. Okay. All right. Well, there you go. Perhaps I spoke too soon.

Less Muslims. More genocide. He also talked about how he did finances for the IDF. And unlike the first day of class, when I handed him my final exam, his hands were literally black as if he had never watched them once in his life. He also, that's crazy. He was also just dog shit at his job and didn't explain anything. He just handed us, printed out. sheets with screenshots of the Google AI

generated explanations for marketing concepts. Is he tenured? What's going on? You know he is. It's got to be tenured, right? Yeah. Unless the standards are just that low. I both. I've got me so both, but that's crazy. I don't know what the worst teacher I ever had. Like, I'm fortunate that most of my teachers were fine to

pretty good. The one that was pretty, like, I had a Spanish teacher that was like really that hated me that authentically she picked me up by my shirt and threw me out of the class and shit that's crazy absolutely actually mind you yeah yeah it was no effort behind it it was very simple

I'm a light guy but that's that's scary you can do that and I've talked about this on the show but like I had been dead against that teacher because she like called me out for no reason like I dropped my lunch bag and like my snap bottle broke a little bit and it was leaking and I was like can I get a napkin to clean this up as you're not allowed to have that go to the detention. And I was like, what the fuck?

That's crazy. I was trying to do good. Yeah. I could have just let this happen and not told you. It would have been better off if I did that. That's crazy. Why'd you bring a glass full of piss in here, Christopher? Oh, man.

Signora. I know that's piss. Here, give it here. That's cool. Senora lociette. This is iced tea. This is ice tea. Go to the principal's office.

It throws it at you. Thoreau's the thing at you. Ew, that's crazy. Right on the blackboard. that I will not trick my teacher into drinking ice tea instead of piss. Damn it. It's the first and only rule of this class.

Go to detention. They're going to ship you to alligator alcatraz. In the past. There's a wormhole opens up. Go on it. Do you have any shit teachers? I bet you didn't like me, but I kind of understand why I didn't like me.

So, like, I don't know. I don't really think I had many shit teachers. I think I had some racist teachers. Oh, yeah, of course. Like conspiring against me racist It was weird My coaches didn't like me very much I think coaches are just cunts

But like I was good at basketball So he was like All right boy I'll tolerate you I'll keep you in nigga but We had a pedophile The basketball teacher Well I'm not even joking And then and then

And then we had another one Who we suspected Mr. Verdugo Plug was definitely It was crazy Just seeing real time and then the stupid dumb bitches because they don't know any better all like swooning over this guy

because he's like tall and blonde and I'm like this is crazy we're like we're seeing like real life like flirtations happening Yeah that shit's crazy That shit's crazy We were like Anyway

Well that wasn't even the point But in middle school My Mr. Berglan who looked like He looked like Bill Gates And he was like fucking nerd He would like harass me And he was really Friends with my home room teacher

We had like a homeroom teacher and Mrs. Baker. And she would fucking shit on me for no reason. She threw away stuff that I owned. One time she confiscated my cologne. I didn't spray it in the class. I just, I passed it to my friend because he wanted to take it to the bathroom and spray. And she was like, no, give that to me.

And I was like, what the fuck? And then I was like, when can I get this back? She's like, when I say so, she didn't give it back to me until the end of the fucking semester. That's crazy. Yeah. She didn't get it back to me. They didn't get back to the semester. And I'm like, what the fuck can you even fucking do that?

missing out on game like please you're ruining why there's games like I was like can you fucking do that first of all it was cologne I didn't do anything that's so crazy because that's like they're just stealing yeah she sat me at the front of the fucking uh thing my friend was laughing about some shit and I just laughed and then she made me sit in the front of the right by her desk for the rest of the fucking year oh I hated and I was like I did I literally didn't do anything and my friend sat on his balls and I laughed that's what happened and um so in my other class. In my other class was the social studies, this guy would send me to the office for fucking no reason. Dude, one time, and this was the final straw where I actually complained

to my mom, we were doing a group project where everyone's instructed to communicate. No one was laughing or fucking around. We were doing it. And then he was like, Derek, stop talking. And I was like, I have to talk to do the project. Go to the principal's office. And I was like, this is so fucking crazy. I told them, I was like, this is so insane. I didn't say fucking. I was like, This is so insane. You started riding more shit on like this slip like I'm talking back. And so I told my mom, I was like, yo, I'm not sure what's happening. And she clocked it.

She's like, these motherfuckers. They're fucking racist and they're fucking like one of the only black kids in the school. I switched teachers because luckily the people believe me, the faculty. And then all of a sudden weird. I stopped getting in trouble. Weird. My grades improved. I was like, what the fuck, dude?

I never had stuff like that because like I know, like I obviously clearly had race teachers. You can smell it on people sometimes The way they interact with you The way they like treat you over other children But I also went to school in Poughkeepsie I either went to school in New York City Yeah Or the blackest area in like where I was at

So like I kind of explored I had coaches that were kind of assholes to me Yeah But I was always like I would start laughing and stuff And I would disrupt a class Like I understood that I was a disruptive child I was never bad I was good grades

I was like in honor roll I took some APs but I was a disruptive kid So like I understand my teachers will be like, Kingston, sit in the front. But you got to send the front, man. I'm like, all right, I get it. And then I go up there.

And like, I, because I teachers like me, I'm kind of like a, not a teacher's pet, but I like, I enjoyed learning. So I didn't mind like being around a teacher being closer. I was like, oh, I was those bitches. If there was bitches, like, you know, a part of the class, I'm like, I got,

I'm like, teach, I got to be back there. I got to be back there with the bitch. There's bitches. I got, I got a, I got a fair like getting laid. You've got to let me do this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I don't know.

I feel like I was very much so not the I was I hated my I hated going to school in New York City That's about it. But other than that I just I didn't think it was fine for the most part Yeah yeah yeah no I had it we had there was weird racism weird white Christian racism the only you're in a particularly not black area That's why so you were like singled out no the only one that I can the only one that actually just came to mind as you guys were talking was like I had it I had an english teacher in college and this is like I was really good at I was really good at I was really particularly good at English. I was like really good at writing essays. I was really good at writing. I never got less than an A in those classes. Like not once. I took pretty good classes. Like I was like actually like I think I was like higher on like I think the last year of high school.

But in college, my second year of college I took like in English class and for suddenly it was all F's and D's and I was like what are we doing? And she was just like so many. And I could feel like there was just like a weird thing where it was like particularly like abrasive with me and like. really, really, like, pointed. And I was just like, what are we doing? Because this is not, like, I know I'm doing good here. So, like, what is this? What do you know, do you recognize my last name or something? Like, what's going on?

Yeah. Did Amaldonado hurt you? Like, what did I do to you? And then I switched classes and then same thing. I was like, oh, suddenly it's A's again. Wow. College was easy. That's so weird.

I was so weird because it was college. College is like, what do you do? Like, why is this happening in college? It's crazy. Like, this makes no sense. I know this is right She dated your dad dude Huh?

She dated your dad and your dad fucking was like Hey I'm too I'm too PTSDed out to continue this relationship I got crazy You know I gotta Dad saw her Asian child snap Shot him 13 times He said I gotta go

And she was like I hate Maldonados I hate them I hate them For the rest of my days Quick dude The clip has five bullets He gets 13 out of there somehow

You show up that day in the class day one i'm christopher maldonaldon she's like jackpot i know you i fucking i recognize you i can see those eyes you you know the same way sitting in the flaming seat sit in the flaming seat this is an eternally burning it's on fire literally on fire that's pretty good ingenuity you got that shit fucking flaming all the time there's no gas i don't see a gas line or anything this is impressive no actually You want to see?

If they show you, it's like, and you're like, fashionated. You're like, okay, cool. Cool. It's still magic, but it's like there's a form to it. It's like, oh, interesting. Can you do this to a sore or something? Yeah, but I made this seat particularly for you. I'm melting a child.

I made it special for you. You can't do not get up or you're, what do you, spell, like, what do you do? There's no detention in college, is there? No. There's the expulsion. There's just the police get involved. I guess is. Right.

Yeah. Get the fuck off of campus. Anything that's like detention would be like probably like a crime at that point. Right. This is expulsion. All right. Yeah. Get the fuck out.

You're gone. And then they keep your money and stuff too. Keep money bustling your forehead. All right. We're going to open up the phone lines now. Yeah. To some of you are $10 patrons over at Patreon. On the com slash a snark tank.

Remember you can call into our, I don't know. I was about to say toll free number because that's the script. What people normally say, but I don't know if it's toll free. I don't know. It's a Google voice. Yeah. Go call. I don't know what any of that means. How does that is really tolls?

Whatever, it's a number. I don't think I ever paid tolls on a... Go find the number. Call the fucking number and then leave us a voicemail. And then if we like it, if we think it's funny or interesting, we'll put it on the show. And we'll answer you in real time. Not real time, I guess, whatever. Yeah, definitely not.

All right. So, apologies if so. I didn't... This is one we're not sure if we're... Are we starting with the one that we're not sure if we did already? Yeah. I feel like we didn't do this one. Yeah, I don't think so either, but apologies if we did.

You know, we all have... Even on our collective dementia. We all have dementia, like... Yeah. We don't sleep. I don't remember. He's got it the worst. Clearly, yeah.

He's wearing the same shirt he wears every single day. He always thinks he changes it. Holy shit. I didn't know how to shirt. All right. All right. Oh, interesting. Hello, Mr. Junior Jan here.

I just wanted to give a brief story because this happened yesterday, and I thought it might be in. you a little chuckle, a sensible chuckle. Yeah. Basically, I typically have to turn my phone volume off for work, like for media playback, but for whatever reason I didn't do that yesterday, and I accidentally hit play on my podcast widget because I use an Android. You can show me for that.

But I accidentally hit play, and all of a sudden it swings, booming voice, just saying fuck and I had a brief a moment of panic when I heard his voice because I just assumed he's going to say a slur so I was just very grateful that he only said fuck and it was in a shared office at a drug and alcohol treatment recovery center

because I feel like if that happened anywhere else I would have been fucked so yeah anyways thanks for the show that's awesome I love that the assumption is that I assume he's going to say a slur I don't say slurs that much. Are you kidding me? I've eased up on my slurs.

Your fan can make a two-hour compilation of your slurs. Guys, guys, okay, are people out there make a compilation of every time I've said a slur, and let's see what happens. Go ahead. 93 hours. Bro, what the f-and-it-and-it's not even the phrase, the statement leading up to the slurs. It's just different slurs. Dude, there's a half hour of you just talking about. about the fresh and fit guy.

There's probably half hour. There's not a half hour. There's absolutely half hour. There's probably not an hour. This is definitely a half hour. So to tell you guys about the fresh and fit, gentlemen, there's one guy. Just add to it.

All right, yeah. So Kingston's almost, he's already gotten someone fired for sure. For anyone who's new, relatively new to the podcast, Kingston has gotten somebody fired before. Yes. It was listening,

the dude was listening in his car, whatever. And then like the sensor went off that record. shit and like Kingston was saying the hard are like a million times like he normally does. I haven't said that word quite a bit. Yeah, but like at the time he did and he got fired but luckily

the guy got a better job so it was a blessing in disguise. Yeah, I say I made his life better. Yeah, that's a good blessing. I broke him. I broke him from his rigid mentality. It means I got to go out here and try something different and guess what he got a better job. So fucking thank God for Kingston. Yeah, thank God. All right. We're going to do, um, so we got a couple more

but let's do this one someone's dealing with the breakup man you know fucked up shit we'll help you hey boys um this might be more of a advice call in question but there's no advice calling number so fuck you

um I'm having an issue where I uh I need to I need to get over this breakup like I don't like I'm just angry about everything every time I think about her I'm just fucking angry and like

I don't know, I need to figure out how to not do that. Like, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, so this guy's really fucked up. He didn't even say anything coherent, really. He's just like, I'm really angry. That's, yeah, I mean, it's, well, look, we don't know the context. Fuck you.

Fuck you. That's so fucking, you guys are shit. If I could go back in time and find your younger self that's mad about a breakup, I'd beat the shit out of him. You should. Then I'd be like. You'll be you'll be right though 2012.

2012, 2013 was the last time I was actually like really distraught. So you go travel back in time. About 2012 for me. Damn, that's crazy. We all got a 2012 one, do we?

2012? Do I have a 2012 one? Yeah. I do have a 2012 one. No, wait, 2013 to 14 is the last time I was like because that's when I broke up with my,

my like my on and off girlfriend for like for keeps. Did me filthy. I would tell the story, but it's so fucking sad. Yeah, we can save it for like a real like, Advice calling thing. Yeah, we'll say that for advice.

Yeah. Well, look, we don't know the situation with this guy. We don't know the story. If there's anger, I assume there's been some betrayal. Yeah. Because usually you're not angry if that. If things just kind of just don't work, it's not really anger-inducing. I've never been angry at that.

So, like, I don't know. The real advice, really, is just to, and it's probably not necessarily good advice. But, like, just find things to distract yourself. Like, genuinely. Like, I don't know, spend time with friends. Do let you pick up, pick up hobbies. Just like, just don't, don't ruminate too much on it. Just take your day by day.

That's the biggest advice I gave anybody that goes to a breakup. Like, I understand that, like, when in the moment, we're people and we live in a moment. So every moment you think about it is going to be hard. And I think that's fine. Think about it being hard. But understand that there will be a point. What do you think, Derek? That's crazy.

So you should buy a gun. That's crazy. You guys are shit. Buy a gun. This person needs help for a moment. I'm going to help them. The firing range The firing range is a great place

To unload a lot of frustration Just fight the urge To turn around and unload on your instructor Don't do yeah Fight that urge You guys are so shit Just one look Look there'll be a time in your life

Hopefully you'll be able to look back at this And be like this moment may have hurt But I'll be able to move on before You can fuck about this dumb bitch You know like that's gonna feel great When you call your ex a dumb bitch That's when you know you've healed Like not it's not

Not at all. What are you talking about? Not out of anger, but out of like dirt off your shoulder. Like, like Japanese J-Z-Z-I-S-I-S-O-I-T-G-D-D-D-D-D-D. I wish we knew more about the situation because... Because we don't know, we don't know if this is justified anger. We don't know if this is kind of... Because sometimes people are angry for, like, really immature reasons.

Sometimes people are angry for good reasons. Right. Even people who are angry for good reasons. it's better off for them not to be angry because what does it do for you? So, like, there's a lot that we're missing contextually here. The best general advice is to just keep going. Just, just, just hang out with your friends,

focus on your hobbies, just don't spend your time. Very likely. Being miserable. Right. Because that is a choice. Right. For the most part. Unless you're, like, starving in the street or something. You know what I mean? Generally, you know. Very likely. There'll be one day where you'll be able to look back at this person. What do you think, Derek?

That's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. That's crazy. I've been in a health relationship for like a decade. That's right. It's like this, like I trust me, I felt like what I thought was the most. Healthy subjective.

Relatively healthy. He is beaten on the regular. I'm not being on the regular. He always wears this Grateful Dead shirt. I am attacked on a regular. He's got whiplashes all over his stomach. I got sydials braved into me. That's crazy, man.

I've been attacked regularly, but I defend myself every time and I'm still here. You're seeing me not the other. The person. He's thriving. Listen to him. But seriously, there'll be,

you'll likely find someone in your future that you'll love and you'll be like, I cannot believe this person. Of course. Was the person I thought was love. I think about that all the time. Or you won't. Yeah. 3D prints a gun.

You guys are so shit. Oh my God. This person's asking a genuine moment. Pick up your Google maps. Find the nearest elementary school. What is happening right now? Let me tell you something. Let me give you advice.

Give you a 3D gun. There's a place. To the first. kid you see. There's a place outside of Vegas called Sherry's Ranch. You guys are so shit. What's wrong with gifting a 3D gun to a child? You guys are so shit. What is wrong with that? He's

woke. This is funny, but it's also like, this person's asking a genuine question. I think we gave good advice. I think there's a motor of a bunch of dog shit. It's like an interactive, we're giving them like a hobby. He's like, you have to sift through the shit advice to find the good one. Yeah, yeah. You guys are, oh man, I was

We're amazing. We're immaculate. I understand. I understand. We're incredible. Just, never mind, man. We're the greatest of all. Bless up, I understand. I wish you the best. I understand. We're amazing. We're the best. Okay. Okay. We helped. He got it all from all angles. If you get one right answer and 35 wrong answers, it's really hard to find the right answer. He's going to be smart enough to figure out what's real and what's not. real. You know, I don't think there's anything wrong with 3D printing a gun and gifting it to the first elementary child D.C. on campus. I think that's, that's what, what,

why? What's the problem? This is funny. You're not giving the kid ammo. You're just given it a 3D gun. That's crazy. You gave him a sword. I'm sorry. I feel like, no, that's no, no, no, no. It's not. It's not. It's like, that's way worse. You gave him the blade with no handle, I guess. I don't No, there we go. That's different. You gave them the hands. Ouch, this hurts, sir. You just fucking nut up.

Listen, listen, kid. My favorite videos on the internet are people like playing, like, fucking idiots playing with their swords. And then they just like, cut the shit out of their hands. Yeah, it's really bad. I saw, yeah. How stupid are you? Some chib brought a catana to school.

Yeah. Remember how badly she cut herself? Fucking idiot. You don't understand their live blades. You don't, you don't, you don't carry live blades with you. That's crazy. The fact that that's what that's crazy That like you didn't just have some sort of like

Oh this is like a display weapon No one told you that this No one tell you like hey this blade is sharp Like people that bring around swords The fuck do you think a razor is That's what they do they bring around dough blades That is so funny Kill people with them

Well I will say so I went to the rent fair And Matt Mercer did have real swords And he was killing a bunch of people Oh I did see that though I thought it was a little weird I was like oh they cut the stream pretty quick It's just critically murder All right, we got one last one.

One last one, and then we're going to read the names and get out of here. Hey, what the hell? What the hell? Why to turn into this? What's going on? What the fuck is it doing? What the hell? I get no respect around here.

My wife would shut the fuck up. No respect. My wife is so fat. I killed her. Did you see fucking Chinese Rodney? Shootfield? Oh, yeah. You see that guy?

What the hell? He was saying like, Ne'ho, niho. That shit was crazy. He was pretty good. He was like, what the her. What the her. He didn't.

Did you see, there's a guy who does, he's a guy who does a similar thing with Jerry Seinfeld where he's like, is he's just making jokes about the high school girls. He's like, what's the deal with girlfriends? Why are their parents always the same age as you? And he's on stage. He's doing the whole bit. That's good.

I like that. He has some jokes that are actually like, that's actually a good Seinfeld, like kind of skeleton. I think Jerry Seinfeld's current arc is hilarious. It is. We got one more. We got one more. We can't talk about that piece of shit.

What a bastard. Yeah, he sucks. Eric, Chris, Reagan, and the man Sweeney. The Three Kings, the Lords of the Land. What's up, guys? I'm calling you. I before I go to fuck a work. So I just want to know if there's an update to the robots that you would fuck list.

Like, I know you guys have talked about it way back in the first getting any episodes. Is there a new robots had to the list? There's a new cool, hot, sexy robots who want to stick your Peter in and other shit like that. Yeah, that's it very much. Keep guys, keep making the fucking show, all right? It's pretty fucking good. Hell yeah.

I'm gonna fuck myself now. He'll be a wage place. He meant literally, too. Yeah, I think that's how I took it. Like, there was intense. There was excitement in that delivery. Yeah. Does he go under or does he go over the hip?

So why I think he's doing, he has the shorts already down. He has a dusterer. Dildo because he's going to go drive to work right now, I'm assuming. And he's just going to plunge that shit frontward while he's steering. Imagine putting your knees up that high that your ass is booted out. That's fucking awesome. Driving like that. And he's crazy.

He has one leg up crazy. Yeah, the left leg so he can still, you know, his foot is the pedal. Lush with the top of the car. And he's just slowly. And it's one of the wider ones too. So he's just wondering. out of time. He's in gridlock traffic. That's the guy next to him.

Don't look him in the eye. Don't look him in the eye. Don't look at him in the eye. And he's staring at you. He starts knocking on his window. He pops the dildo out. Telling you the roll your window down simple. Roll the window down. He's like roll the window down. You do-dy-droar-do you know your mouth. Dead. I would die.

I would get so bad. I'd blow up. I'd be like anger from inside out. I'd want to do like falling down like defense, but I would die. I would just like explode before it happened. I'd say, I'm going to go shoot everything up and I would just die.

I'd be so angry. I was so angry. It would explode like Alex Jones in the front seat of his car. Oh my God. I'd have to get up. I'd be like, I would just like seal me in my car. and it's like, get out, I'm going to hurt the planet.

Just please put me away. The guy next to you, the guy next to you is so disgusted at what he's seeing. Yeah. He's like, you roll your window down. He rolls the window down and he throws up. He throws up. So you took a, fucking, you took a used dildo to the mouth

and then there's vomit in your car. That's crazy. Oh, man. Derek, what would you do in that situation? Dead. I think I would summon a, enough strength to destroy the world. I don't know. I'll be able to split the world in half and then

then we kill everybody. All right. Well, so listen. I would start dark rituals. The question. Yeah, that's good. The question. Oh, what was the actual question? Oh, yeah. The robots. Oh, the robots. I don't even remember what are what are. So there's an atomic heart robot. I'd fuck them. Oh, the atomic hearts. Yeah. The atomic heart robots. Those are pretty hot. A fridge or what are you talking about? Oh, yeah. That's right. There was a

fridge that was a fridge that tried to rape you. Wasn't there? Something like that. Yeah. I remember being told about that. That's a real thing. I remember playing a little bit of it. And I got to that point, I was like, I think I'm going to stop. It really wasn't that. It's a shame that that game isn't that good because, like, the aesthetic is awesome. Would you fuck Am? No. Who?

Like, from the computer from, I have no mouth and I'm a screen. I think a good dicking might really, might really change the flow of that universe. No. I think a solid dickens. I can't give it, but like a solid dick it can really change the flow. It might be like, I'll bring back humans. I was wilding. I really think it's just those, though.

Because I don't think there's any, I can't think of anything else. I haven't really seen. There's near, she's clearly hot. Oh. There's a girl from Stellar Blade to. Oh, sure. The robots? Yeah.

Yeah, the robots. That new chick, I let her beat me up. Which one? She got hands from that new Stellar Blade thing. Yeah. The one with the baby's face. Oh, I don't remember what she looks like. I just remember her like whooping ass.

Yeah, I mean, it looks cool. She has a baby's face? It is kind of weird. Like, it was one of those things. It's like I'm not particularly like woke in that way. But like I saw that and I was like, that's interesting. Damn, I don't remember what she looks like at all. Look it up.

I'd fuck one of the Titans from Titanfall for sure. You know what it is? It's ambiguous because they're Korean. You know what I mean? So they kind of inhale. They look young anyway. So it's kind of like even when they're like 40, they look like fucking ridiculous. So it's like.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Maybe it's not that. But from a Western lens, it looks crazy. She's a little, I'm so used to seeing that Korean shit that, like, I kind of did skip over it. Oh, she looks more normal in that shot. Okay. There's a, there's a shot where she looks fucking crazy. She looks like a Korean pop star to be more than anything.

Oh, that's. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. I'm just like, that's a little boy. I would, I would, that looks. That's red flag for me for sure. That looks more like a young, um, BTS. Yeah, yeah.

That's red flag for me. That's like, ah. I mean, you know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I have any updates, really. Yeah, I'm not crazy about that aesthetic at all, so I totally get it. Oh, the Razor Bats from Green Goblin.

There you go. Yeah, there you go. Just twirling your dick. Yo, I've been playing the original Xbox Spider-Man game, the first Toby one. There's a cheat code where you put like under the mask. If you write Under the Mask, it turns the game first person. Oh, and it's pissed, right? It.

sucks so hard it is crazy how bad it it's already kind of janky as is kind of but like it's not as janky as like I expected it to be but like fuck dude

I played two and two's janky so I can imagine what that is do you remember who waley jang is uh she's she's a UFC fighter no she was a former champion so I don't know if you remember who this person is at all I feel like I've seen her face before

this is her this is wailie jang She looks a very, Daniel Day Kim. Yeah. Well, I want to show you, um, she did one of those like Korean makeup things or just whatever. She's not Korean. She's Chinese, but still.

Oh, shit. What? Yeah. Let me see. What are you talking about? Exactly. This is the same person. That is really not like, so that's not okay.

That's genuinely like really not my aesthetic at all. Like I don't find, I don't find, I don't find that. He hates Asians. I don't, that's crazy. That's, that's, that's. Really? Have you dated an Asian? I've fucked at least three Asians in my life. Notice what I said.

Notice what I said. You're just objects. If I have sex with you, if I have sex with you, I clearly respect you enough as a human. I'm not fucking people I don't like. Would you make that argument for Jared Fogel? Would you make that argument for Jared Fogel? That's Derek Fogel. That's not me. You're saying because you fuck somebody, you respect them.

Does Jared Fogger respect those kids? Chris, you're missing a huge point where I said I. Right, right. Kingston does. Jared Fogel's a demon But he respects the kids clearly, right? Is that what you're saying? I just don't think that

Like the girly Read the fucking names I don't think that it's hot But she looks very good She cleans up very very nicely That was just really impressive Because like From a from a makeup

Like artistry perspective I'm like how do you even Like you could At that point You could make Kingston look like that Yeah You know what I mean If you could do that to that person

You could make all of us look like the same Korean girl I legitimately saw a gay man with a short beard turned into a nice looking woman. And that was like, oh, all right. Yeah. That's when you realize, oh, this whole arbitrary thing is really stupid. This is really stupid. I'm going to come into work one day with just makeup.

I'm going to look like a Korean woman. And you guys are going to be confused. That's why people would be like, you fucking trans. It's like, brother, you have no clue. You'd find out at the final. You'd find out at the end of the credits. It would be like, oh. Legitimately, I, those motherfuckers complaining want that desperately.

No, they want that. They want that fantasy of like, because they're gay, but the, the tippy top of for them would be like, oh, a gay guy dolled up like a beautiful woman because now they're not gay somehow or something. It's, it's there, they're clearly have homosexual tendencies and they're not ready to accept the fact that even in their, they're tempted straightness, they can find homosexuality. And it's like, brother, die. There's, imagine giving a fuck. That's the whole thing. Like, you only give it, unless you have some sort of steak in it. Like, why could you possibly care that much about it?

I have a steak. Ooh. I haven't had a steak in a minute, actually. I haven't had a stake in a while. Have you seen how much weight that guy is lost? Who are you talking about? Vincent Donofrio? What?

Oh, was he like a skinny bitch now? He's lost a lot of weight. I don't want it. I don't want it. He looks like the Jitakuni now. That's crazy. That's crazy. I'm really hungry.

Because he lost a lot of weight from. I'm starving. Did you watch the Jurassic Park movies? The more ones? Well, the Chris Pratt one. No, I didn't get a fuck. And the first one. He plays the Stegosaurus.

That's crazy. That's crazy. He plays the Brontosaurus. He's like, Rornessa. Rornessa. Rar Nessa. Rar, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, rebel. Get me, daredevil.

Yeah. Stedman. What's his fucking homie's name? The guy has his fucking head blown off? In what? The fucking guy. The guy that's clearly gay has the glasses that helps him out. Oh, Wesley.

Wesley. He's clearly gay. He's clearly gay. He's clearly gay. He's got a gay phenot. type. He's got a gay build. I'm sure he's got a gay build. He might not be gay because he doesn't sound particularly gay. I don't think he can sound gay exactly. Are you kidding? Some people sound gay, but sounding gay is not exactly a thing.

I think sounding gay is more... You know what he means though. Yeah, like, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. It's like the whole Dominican culture. It's like Harvey Firestein. They're not all gay, but they adopted gay culture. Right. It's like Harvey Firestein sounds gay. Right. Even though he sounds not gay at the same time. He sounds like a fire. I gotta put my pants on. I'm fucking gay. I'm done. That guy had a lot of dicks in his throat, man.

That person, what the fuck? He was drugging and tugging for sure. I have a permanently loose asshole from all the poppers. His assholes like a fucking jet stream. This is a big win. Ah, here comes the fart. It's like, it reminds you a sleepy hollow. We're going to read the names.

Territown vibes, bro. Like, growing up in New York is so funny because, like, all these places are, like, around. Like, I remember thinking, like, there was, like, legitimacy to that. Like, when I was a child, I thought, like, the Headless Horsman was real because, like, we would, the Sleepy Hollow was, like, close for you, particularly the Yonkers. It was really not far away from you. Yeah, it was, like, right there. Isn't that the only, like, town in New York that were they still dressed, like, like, the 1800s?

Yeah, they lynch women. there too for doing really for doing if they do their makeup too well if they're like you don't look the the same i used to work in sleepy hollow because she worked in an insurance did she have no dress like them to what she worked in her they killed her actually that area is it's just a creepy looking area like it's so old towny even when it's modernized it's so old towny and great all the time yeah it's where irvington sleepy hollow and terry town just look like that the mcdonalds have trapped doors uh that's crazy is there like is there like a Headless Horseman guy

but he has Tims on and shit That's crazy Yo, it's good, nigga, he pulls up on a What's a New York vehicle? He's constantly, he's got a train

that keeps falling off. That's crazy. That's crazy. That is so good. Hey, yo, I'm Ikabod Crane son. It's me. Ikebod Crane, son.

What's good? That's good. Suck my dick, bro. Suck my deck. How about that? He pulls out of his dick there's no head.

It's not fire. He's got a fire head That's a laugh It's flash It's flash It's flat It's flat It's flit

No That's the scary part He sees like A headless man comes in He's like Oh whatever He pulls out of Ted ass

Oh Oh That ass That ass Oh shit Oh shit Yurt That's

crazy What sucks about that is that I don't even know New York Lingo anymore has I been away for so long. He has been a one too old. You gotta go back in a few months. I'm going back in October. You are?

Yeah. You guys to go back together and have sex. I almost said something crazy. Oh my goodness. He almost got him. I almost got him. No. The headless penis man is fucking.

The headless penis man. The headless. Is this horse headless as well? No, the horse's got a head, chill. The horse is bodyless. That's crazy. He's on nothing. He's on nothing.

There's a head floating, but he's on it. He's on, like there's a body. He gets off. He gets off of it. And a horse is like, he's just pointing at his dick. He's just pointing at his dick. That's all he's doing.

A horse is pointing at his dick. No. He's pointing at his own headless dick. Yes, he's telling people to look at his dick. Hey, yo, look, my guy. Hey, look, my guy. Hey, look, son. Hey, oh, God, check out my dick.

I mean, I don't know. He's talking, but all right. Hey, bro, that's sped spectral. That's spedgedal. Okay, that's where the magic reads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's out of everything, that's what people are concerned about. That's head and the bodyless horse. The bodyless horse.

The tortoise has a pair of Tim. He has two pairs and Tims on. The horse has four tips. There's four tips and a head. And then a man with any head. He's a man. He's got to have a Yankee hat on. He's got a Yankee fit it all.

So there's a floating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just slumped over on the fucking where the head would be. So Tim's. What's another New York? He got a slice in his hand. He's got a slice in his hand. Oh, God.

That's a New York thing. I don't know, man. Fucking killing people. He's killing people. Not exactly, though. Whatever. We got to get to these things. That's a great creation.

I'm glad to. landed on that. That's a good place to add. Somebody make the Headless horse Oh yeah. The headless horse are the body on his

bodyless horse. It's something I gotta hear. All 10s. His dick out of having no dick is crazy. I love the headless dick. A flat cylinder of skin. Crazy.

With no exit either. It's like it's not even like a urethra. There's no idea of the dick having the flames and everything still with no head

and his dick has flames. There's fun. But there's no head to his dick. It's fire coming off. That's fucking. Fucking absurd.

All right. We're going to read the names. We're going to read the names. Coffee light and sweet. Oh, my God. That's, I asked, Lily doesn't know what that meant.

And I made me really upset. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I get it. Although it is kind of implicitly, it kind of tells you. Yeah.

But like, she's like, oh, it's, what's that? Or a roll of butter. I was like, I used to eat rosa, you used to eat rosa butter.

And I'm like, what do you mean? I mean, that's a common thing. Why is she? But that's what I'm confused. about. I wouldn't see...

Light and sweet is more specific vernacular, but it's not like indecipherable. I feel like you could... Yeah, you would understand. You may not know exactly but I know what the context is.

Right. All right. I say three and three, nigga. I like my shit sweet. We're gonna read... I like it bitter, man. Yeah, I'm... I like a little bit of three years.

But like I like a little... Like the most minimal amount of cream. Gotcha. I don't like it, man. I don't like coffee in general. If I drink... If I'm drinking black coffee, something wrong.

Yeah. I got a lot. I see it as like anything else. I don't fucking, I don't eat fucking beef without seasoning. You know what I'm saying? So I like to throw a lot of seasoning in. Why don't you?

I eat cows off the street. You fucking just like, attack them. That's crazy. You tackle a cow down. By the time you're done, it's bones. You ate the skin. Cow skin.

Cowsky. The cows are petrified. They're like we have to stop moving If we move it's going to kill us too If we stay still we won't see this Yeah right I see you They're like where they go

Where are they Where are they? Where are they guys go damn it Fuck They blinded in so well You run off on all four away You're naked too You know that's the thing right

I have there's just a thing called Pattern dazzling or something like that What the fuck are you talking Well you know how zebras How they stand near each other And like Peders can't really decipher Where a zebra

is exactly. Oh, you're talking about herd camouflage or like there's like a term for it, right? Where they blend in by mixing themselves up into a large crowd so they can't be singled out. Is that what you're talking about? It's something dazzling. I remember that word being a part of it. There's no way that's right. Okay. But I have that. Like I have a bed sheet

that's like plaid, but it's like a long form of plaid bed sheet and my eyes think it's moving. Oh, cool. Is this going somewhere? Let's talk. I'm just giving a little bit of fun that. That's crazy. This guy tries to camouflage himself to hide from Lily. No, I just can't. I can't. I can't. painting yourself like like fucking like that dude from

Hunger Games. That guy that was a rock. Yeah. Wasn't he in a rock? I don't know. He painted himself to be a part of the guy. I would have stopped that rock and a face. Yeah,

please. We're already at the point where we should have ended. We should have been done already. Ran a little late. Sorry. Now he's going to have to read the names all at once. He's going to have the same. Oh,

King Lapp hazard. Bye guys. All right. Count me down. We're going to read the names of our $25 on a patrons. You can go over there. Patreon. Icom,

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I didn't know what that was and it confused me because I thought like, I don't know what I thought. They're pocket watches. I just love eating pocket watches. I didn't say. Pocket walking.

It sounds like a gummy word when he bites it. It's nothing. There's no fucking resistance. Dude, the gears are so. so, like, salty, they're so good. Was that, like, the thing that we were talking about, like,

did we ever do that on this show, or was that just something me, you and Jalen came up with? What? We were talking about, like, the families, like, where they just eat guns. It's like, what's wrong? You haven't, you've hardly touched your gun. And they're just, like, biting it like, it's bread, like, it's nothing. And the one kid is like, guys, it's a gun, I can't eat it. You're not going to leave the dead table until you finish your dinner.

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It's not great, but it's really not that bad. There's niggas in it, though, so people get really upset. Oh, right, right. Yeah, that was the whole thing I forgot about. There was like a black dwarf. I forgot about that.

People were like, Oh, thank you. They care of me black. It's like an Odyssey. People are like, there's black people in Greece, brother. And he's like, no.

I've never read a book and saw that there's literally black people and not art there. I think the funny thing with black people in books, idiot, it's just words. Some books have pictures. Yeah, I guess the Odyssey is doing great, though. Amazing. I do have to see it. I haven't gone to.

I want to see it in the true I max. I do want to see it in 70mm. if I can, but I don't know if there's any theaters. That shit's gone, brother. What do you mean? Those tickets sold out really quickly if I'm on a show. Oh, yeah, dude, they're going to be out for like weeks. Yeah.

You're going to, like, next. I guess I'll watch it. I don't mind watching an IMAX. It wasn't like a serious thing. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, really, really, really good movie. Because I saw, like, the, like, the comparisons of, like, the, like, what you see and what you don't know?

That's kind of crazy that you're even shooting it this way, to be honest. It's kind of upset. Yeah, I'll get around to it. I don't have any expectations of it really. Like the Odyssey to me is like fine. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's a cool story.

The movie's a very good movie though. You were saying, you were saying like when I refreshed myself with like every journey that he does because that was the thing. I'm like, I don't remember everything that he fucking does. And I was just like, oh yeah,

okay, now I remember this stuff. And what he was saying, I think I do like find the Iliad a little bit more compelling when I, when I actually started to think about it. When I started thinking about it, I was like, I understand the adventure of the Odyssey,

but I, the Odyssey is more magical. I'm also kind of, I think the Iliad is like a better story, but I think the Odyssey works better as like a movie. I think the I think the I'm the opposite. I think the I think the Iliad is a, more of a contained story, one kind of story. Right. I think the I honestly there's more shit going on.

It's more magical world. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. It's like the Iliad is like kind of like. Like I like the I like the Eliad more because I like Achilles. I think he's a cool character. But I think like the fact that like he also gets hold of the pussiest way possible. It's fucking insky.

absurd to me. Well, I mean, well, don't spoil it. Don't spoil this thing. Don't spoil this thing. Don't spoil ancient literature. Don't spoil Homer's the Odyssey. Yeah.

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So that would be Jordan. I was like if it's Indian, Indian-related. The American is like, hey, yo! Yo! It's just racist. Yes, it is. That's crazy. The other Indian in the cover.

Did I guys Open it, please. Open it. Did I send you guys an Indian picture? Or did I send it to somebody else? I don't know. I don't think I got an Indian from you.

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