The Snark Tank - #426: Insomniac-Face

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

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Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It is me, Chris. It is him, Derek. It is him, Sweeney. Look at this. We're back again. I'm sure things have happened.

I'm sure things have happened. I don't know if I give a shit. I didn't see anything. Literally nothing crossed my mind. Nothing crossed. What are you doing? You see the trailers for? Or a Wolverine.

Wolverine. You see like they're showing all close up of his of his beautiful face? I didn't actually. Oh no? He looks. He looks interesting. He looks for insomniac is what he looks like.

Oh, does he look all fucked up and stupid and dumb and that? He looks weird, dude. He looks weird. Let me see. There's no way he wouldn't look weird. He will look weird. Wolverine is a weird looking guy probably. Not insomniac weird though.

But they made him look peculiar. Like he looks like I'm like, oh, he looks. I can't put my finger on it, but he looks weird. Like he has the hair that he should have. You know, like, I'm watching it now on silent. Yeah, I can't necessarily put my finger on it. What is wrong? Some people think he looks retarded, but I don't, I don't know.

Like he looks like he's like actually like, oh, this guy might have a little something, you know. He looks, um, yeah. dude i don't know it's just insomniac man they just don't know how to make people look like people it's very odd it's a very strange thing i hate this franklin character man this for this little green franklin character that they keep oh it's new i don't give a shit like he's bad throw him away he's a cool character man new it's cool he can't possibly be a cool character dude he's really cool he's being choked by a man like twice his size how lame is that yeah sure sure this child's being beat up by a grown man what a punk

like are you what's your what's your guys read on wolverine right now is like the game I think it's probably gonna be fun I don't like how there's something weird about I feel like they're hyping it up too much in a way that

I think everybody is gonna play like if you're a fan of Wolverine you're gonna fucking play the game I don't need this much of it almost feels like they're setting themselves up for to be for people to be disappointed because there's no way it's going to be as grandiose as they're trying to make it, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, it's just a guy with knives in his hands. It doesn't feel grandiose at all to me. It feels like it's like, oh, this is a game's coming out. I don't know. I don't feel any sort of like pressure. Like it's like, oh, this is a game is coming out. Like Spider-Man felt like really like, oh, goodness. The first one, at least especially felt like a lot of energy behind it.

Opposed this one feels like it's coming out and I'm excited. But the thing is that a lot of it already got leaked, you know? Yeah, I think you're, from your perspective, I'm kind of being more objective about not how I feel, but just the trailers, the showcase that they had and stuff. And I'm like,

for Wolverine, I guess. Like, I don't know, just showing him cutting motherfuckers up is really, I feel like it locked everybody in already. I'm like, oh, yeah,

I can't wait to do that again. Like X, X, X-Men Orge's Wolverine was really fun. I can't wait to fuck people up again. But I like, oh, let me show you this deep story behind it.

I'm like, I promise you, I don't care. I actually don't care. I love. I love Wolverine. He's one of my favorite people. I don't care. I really want to dice people up and have a really fun game.

I am very, it's like when I play Fallout, I'm less interested in the story, right? I just want to have fun. And I feel that way about Wolverine's aesthetic betrays him in storytelling a lot, unfortunately. It does, but like I'm just saying him as a thing. I just think that people just don't like, no one's going to read a Wolverine story about him being a person. And they're like, no, I want to see him cut people up. And it's like, no one. Yeah, nobody gives a shit about Wolverine doing his laundry or something.

Listen, you know what I mean? Like, I don't want to see that. I mean, no one cares about most characters doing their laundry. On paper, I actually, I'm okay with, I'm okay with Wolverine on paper. In a video game, I don't care. Right. That's because like, yeah. Because that's the, the medium matters.

Yeah. The medium matters. I don't want to play again. It's the same reason, like, dude, there's so many games with like little sequences of like world building or like character development where I'm like, like, I now officially hate this. Like I do? Like, yeah, because like

they just don't, there's like, have you guys ever, do you guys know, are you guys familiar with the game, Days Gone? Yeah. No, I know what it is. I've never played it. It was like a PS4, I think like, I think 2019, maybe even 2020. I'm not even, I don't

know exactly when it came out. Yeah. But it was around that time. It was a PS4 game. It was like a zombie game. It was about bikers. fighting zombies. I don't even know. Some shit. But I remember being like, yeah, whatever, motorcycle, zombie hordes, like it seems like it could be fun. I don't know.

There's a moment in that game where like you have to like walk along a riverbed with your wife real slow. And I remember that was the moment where I was like oh, I hate this now. Like this was this was going okay up until this point

and now I really hate it and I have no desire to see it through. Right. And I just stopped. Just stopped. This was by the way when we were getting games early. And it was our, it was our, like, we, we had to review them. Oh. And I was like, no, I'm, now.

I'm good. They fucked it up. All they had to do was not make me slowly walk along a riverbed with my fucking fake wife. That's all they had to do. And they somehow wanted to do this. But it's just like, it's not for this. Or at least if you're going to

Show that. Give me a cutscene. I'll watch a cutscene. I'll watch a cutscene of mundane shit. I don't mind that. But like you're going to make me do it. You're going to make me pick the flowers for Agrobota or whatever the fuck. In Ragnarok, you're really going to make me do this? Yeah. I couldn't agree more. Couldn't agree more. Some people, I'm like, hey, remember, this is a video game. This isn't a movie. And I want to just do video game. Like you said, cutscene. Do you explain it perfectly? Yeah. So. Um, yeah, they trip me out when I found out that guy from Days Gone was the guy that played Star Killer. Because I just didn't, yeah, yeah, I just didn't see it. I didn't see. I just all like, no, it's just some scruffy redneck. And I forgot that people can grow up. Uh, huh? That dude's a fucking chameleon. apparently. I feel like I've seen I feel like I learn I feel like I learn he's in things often where I'm like

oh, that was him. He's a worker for sure. He's been working for a while, man. The fact that he was Scar killer is crazy and the fact that he looked like Star Killed even funnier. That's such a ridiculous coincidence that he just like, oh,

you also look sort of like the guy. I should get the role. It's like, really? I guess he went for and he got it. You ever see, for anyone listening, if you haven't seen that cut scene, of of uh... Darth Vader

stabbing star killer the facial expression the fucking facial expression he makes it so funny dude in 2000 like eight or nine when the game first came out I remember looking at that to be like why do you make that face Vader stabs star killer

it's so it's like he's a surprise old school video game like it was kind of it was kind of past like the it was like the it was like remnants of like old dumb shit from back in the day where we were

already in an era where there was more like gritty realism baked into it like it was more grounded and then that shit just like really made it wrong like wow he really really was surprised he got stabbed where does he where does he

you promise you stay away I lied that's such a great execute I lied I'm not seeing it nigger You don't see it? Yeah, like, there's a scene called Star Wars the Force Unleash, Vader betrays Star Killer again.

I think that's it. Oh, wait, here it is. The thumbnail is crazy. That's really what it is. Wait. What the hell is this? This cinema. I never knew, man.

He's something. He wasn't ready for it to hurt that bad. Yeah, it's a good point. I always think about that. I'm like, damn, I hope I get shocked. I hope if I get hurt really bad, I'm just in shock at first, and I don't feel how badly it hurts.

I lied. That is awesome. He has like, his mouth goes so far, dude. That is great. It's like there's a, there's an image of the nostalgia critic

with his mouth open real, big and it's like I think I know what you're talking about that looks why did he do that you guys did did not undersell it at all yeah this is crazy he oh he remember when emotep turns into the sand you know what you know what he turns into the sand he shouldn't look at it's oh my god that's awesome and he falls down he turned it to a sandstorm and it's like what is this partial negro doing. Like, what has happened to you here, man? It's partial Negro. That's good stuff, man.

What is this guy doing? That is an awesome funny. There's another mummy going to happen, right? What? I feel like Brennan Fraser's been whipped herself in a shape or something for the money. There is another mummy happening. He has been trimming down.

Yes. That's fucking crazy. How much can he possibly trim down? I don't know. Dude, if you have seen the rest of his like abs on or something. If you have seen Vincent Donofrio now a lot. A lot. Vincent Donofrio is a shapeshifter. The thing with, that's true.

The thing, like, verbat, like, literally, actually true, proven. We learn that. The issue with, uh, I feel like Brandon Frazier, I, look, I don't know. I genuinely don't know much about his story. I know, like, the, I know the overview of it. But, like, and I don't know how to describe this, but I feel like he's got a lot of just like, he's got a lot of meat in his face. so like even if he trimmed down he'd still have like a massive head i feel like

have you have you um have do you have you aware of brenn fraser anything prior than a mubby uh i know he's in that movie where he says oh my stars a negro he was i know that brennan fraser and it's it's it's probably it's probably not easy he probably can't get to this point before when he was in georgia the jungle he was in obscene shape like even for the time he looked absurd. Yeah, he had to be. He was George of the jungle. That's crazy.

He did George's responsibility. And he did an Encino man. Like he just like playing like primitive people, I guess. So I'm sure like, you know, technically your body doesn't forget the kind of shape you were in. It would just be hard for him to really do that. And I think if he can get into the point where he's in good shape, he can't get into great shape anymore.

Listen, a Hollywood contract. It can make you get in a, amazing shape by pumping you full of steroids and performance enhancing drugs. Which, um, if, if he's willing to do it, you know, like, the problem is he's old and injured a lot. So that's just opening up a can of worth of something bad to happen. That's the thing. That's the thing he's old. Yeah. I don't know how old he is, but isn't he like 86 or like six? Damn near. He's close. So like I don't, he's like, he's like, he's close. Yeah. Uh, I mean, he should be fine. I mean, there is, if he's willing to take

the performance enhancing drugs he'll be fine because if you look at old action stars like Liam Nieson where he didn't break all of his bones doing taken he was already like a thousand what were those expendable movies where every ancient action star was in there

and they all didn't die. Yeah but they were roided to piss though. That's exactly my point. They had they all had exoskeletons. The only one that wasn't roided to completely kingdom combos too was jet lead. You're going to say you're going to say jetly yeah. It's gently, and it was freaking, what's his name? Terry Cruz.

Those are the ones that are not roided to. Sorry, those only ones that have been in good shape their whole lives, my apologies. Terry Cruz has been in great chided for before we even knew who he was. He was, he was playing football. Yeah, exactly. And he would he say wasn't like, brother, no one just looks like you. There's no way your BMI is that. And he'll say like, I've never done.

I've never heard him say that. but I know if they asked him, he would deny it. It's like Ashton Hall. I'm on natural. He was on that. He was on that show, though. It's fine. Which show?

He was on that show. Everybody loves steroids. That show really understood, undersold how big he was. That show, if you never saw him at any time other than now, you, but oh, he's a regular-sized dude. Other than everybody, uh, everybody hates Chris. Yeah. He's a regular-sized guy. And you see him in like everything else.

What is this? The original script was he was supposed to, kind of like the way, you know, Kenny would die all the time in South Park. Like, yeah, like, so Julius was supposed to kill Chris every episode and then they would reset. But it's always by mistake.

That is, I love the idea that of a sitcom where they just kill the children at the end. every single time with no breaks no break in the tradition everybody murders Chris

dude I'd be locked in that show I liked it I liked it yeah you would because your name's not Chris that's a good show I would hear it a lot

I didn't even consider that yeah that people probably are like oh let's I hate Chris now. I hate everyone named Chris. I heard that. I really fucking hate you, actually. It's not a joke.

He doesn't do with the show. I'm doing anything. I really don't like you. I've never liked it. Start noticing your parents are starting to feel a little different, you know, like they're watching. Yeah, it's just like, look at you. Chris Rock would be hate you, son. Dude, I, it's just annoying because like there's everybody hates Chris and everybody

loves Raymond. And those are both my names. And so like people would just like, it was such a specific joke that people would make it. I'd be like, can you stop? This is not. I don't even know what the what the bit is here. Like, what are you doing? Why am I being sucked into this?

The bit was you didn't like it. That's the whole bit. That is literally the bit. It just, it's simply bothered me and they knew it. There's nothing funnier than bothering people genuinely, actually. It's not a good feature to have, but it's fantastic upsetting people.

Yeah. Sometimes you have to do the, the obvious thing that you know it's going to upset them. Like people always do that pilot shit to me, like my last name. And they always say, oh, you fucking, are you flying planes? you get your point with you always say that shit and I'm like you know I've heard this a million

times and you still you just you have to still do it right and uh that's the thing to that's the thing to do that to a person who's been alive for so long like there are people in their 30s who would do this yeah yeah yeah you know what I mean would be like oh look at this obvious observation about your name let me make it and it's like really are you guys not understanding that that's the point though I understand but it's but they don't care it's it's it's doing that right now You're experiencing right now is what it is. That's it. You know how many times?

Look, it's like when you're going online, right? And you can find a black person online. You know how many times they've probably heard slurs aimed at them? It doesn't matter how many times. It matters that it bothers you. I don't care. I don't care about originality.

Listen, listen. I understand that from that style derogatory. We're talking more like cheeky dad jokes where it's like, all right, you know I've heard the noise you. I don't know if the cheeky dad joke is necessarily about annoying people. I think those people think they're being cute and they don't. I think so too. They're not self-aware.

I've done it. Go ahead. I have one friend who I know I can trigger every time I talk to her. And I do it just to do it because I know it works. It's about the old reliable. Obviously two jabs and a hook. It's a typical combo, but it works. It isn't about flash.

It isn't about anything but consistently. Consistency, sorry. That's why I make fun of people the same way every day. Every time. Because I know it gets them. Once I find a little kinkin armor, bro, I just keep at it. A little bit of a bit of a guy.

Now, I noticed you didn't say shaking the armor. I noticed you didn't say chicken in the armor. I noticed. Yeah. Weird. It's kind of off his game. He's off his game. Yeah.

No. Chips, chip it away. Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip. I think you're going to lash out. I'm going to be there. And I'll be, I'll be fine. hurt me all you need to. But I know I may.

you lash out. He's made so many enemies. He has no idea. I've been tons of enemies. I have no allies. I have no allies at all. I was born alone off die alone. I don't give a shit. As long as I upset people, as long as people are upset because of me. Well, it's, it's working. Someone getting upset about me and writing a comment on YouTube being like, oh, sweet. You're the double the black. Like, I got you. I've infected you. I live inside of you now. You know that. You know that. You fool. Well, listen. I hate you so much. It's like, ah, I know.

I know. You also need me now. On that note, Patreon to Compsiastor snark tank. Remember, you can go over there. You can ask us questions. You can get early access, ad free exclusive episodes,

all that jazz. You know what it is. Yeah. We're gonna, there's probably stuff happening. I don't know if I'm interested in any of the news, really, to be honest.

So, like, we're gonna lean into some questions. At the moment of recording, nothing is obviously the talk of the town. maybe it'll happen in three hours you know maybe 9-11 2 will happen yeah who the fuck knows we got a lot of questions to catch up on anyway are we good to we good to start yeah

I was just looking at ladrom let's yeah right that sorry may sonic wrote in he says hey fellow reproductive specimen if you guys were rock stars on tour what ridiculous requests would you make for your trip or dressing

room can be a can be small weird like Van Halen requesting no brown M&Ms or Slayer asking for sandwich platters shaped like a pentagram. What do you guys want? I've always wanted to have a writer, you know? Like just for

this is a good question. Because like that's a, I that would always be my favorite segments in like those dumb talk shows where they would talk about like all the, oh, here's this celebrity's writer and they're always retarded like that. And so I'm like, no, no, no. You all

just being obnoxious. Like, I want I want to just have fun. So, like, every, like, so, I want hot naked men. Oh. I require hot naked men. Okay. In my, in my green room.

And they need to balance sandwiches on their erected penises. Sandwich. Yeah. Because I like, I want to, I like the idea of having sandwiches. And so look, look, there's, everybody's going to have something to admire like hot naked dudes.

Like that's just my, you don't have to be gay. I'm like, oh, look at that guy. He's really, it's really impressive. He keeps in shape. He has a very large pipe.

And, hey, if I'm hungry, I can just grab a sandwich off his penis. And, um, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. And,

um, also donuts. I want donuts, specifically the, the ones with the holes in the middle. So you can, you know, put them on their penis.

Yeah, I was thinking, yeah. So, like, you don't want to, you want to waste them. And I, oh, and then Seattleish just in case those dudes, you know, are starting to get a little bit soft because we can't have that. So we can't have that. I don't, I don't consider myself a very homophobic man,

but there's no way I'm eating a sandwich or don't off another man's a wrecked penis. Come, Mike. There's just, I could not do that. It is. I know it is. I know it's literally, it's literally, it's literally, it's literally, to say it's not just

if they're a cleanly if they're a cleanly person it's equivalent to them handing the sandwich literally and I could not do that listen I know it's a dumb argument

it's a dumb argument it's like oh lips are just lips assholes are just as no like it's not no it's not like that's a woman's asshole that's a man's asshole it's a man's lips that's woman's lips it's a fucking difference

If you're whatever you're into. We've eaten pussy, man. Like, I don't know. Like, I can't really take it a sandwich of a dick ain't that much of that big of a deal. It's definitely clean. Yeah. If someone washed their penis, there's really like it's just. Yeah.

It's really if you're if you're being objective about it, but if you are a human that's just like, oh, I don't know. I don't, I'm not gay. So I would prefer not to. But is that exactly gay though? It's not about being gay. It's just, um, you know how. I actually just, I had a revelation because when I was, I was saying that, oh, I think I have like homophobic tendencies where I don't want to drink from a, when a guy takes a sip of my drink, I don't really want to drink after him. I realize it's not just men.

What it is is people that I couldn't picture myself, like, say, kissing, for example, because when you're kissing, you're swapping spit. And so, like, say, you make sure you're super dry. You blow dry. You blow dry. You blow dry your mouth. That's cool. There you go. See, that's a way that's, that's a hack. But I realize that like, say, I didn't like getting drinks from my mom, my step sisters. Like, I didn't like sharing drinks with certain people that I just, I'm like, I don't want your saliva on my shit. And it kind of popped up my head. I was like, oh, I'm not homophobic. Great. You know, it may, it may we feel much happier. So in the same way.

That way. You are homophobic, but that's not. Oh, yeah. And that's not one of them. Absolutely. But yeah, you'd rather die instead of getting cummed on, which is crazy, which I kind of agree sadly, true. That's crazy. That's true. I hate that like I would literally be furious if someone came on me and I bring him would be like considering maybe it should let them shoot me. I'd consider that in my brain. I'm like, maybe I should just let him to get a gun to see what happens.

If you, so there's two options, right? You get come down or you die. Yeah. If you hesitate, you've got some work to do. would yeah i would hesitate still though look you gotta you got it you got you got to what would you go ahead let me let me what would your choice be between those two options in it there's two separate scenarios in one scenario no one finds out the other scenario

it's it's it's it's very possible that other people find out if i'm being truly honest if i wasn't if i tell anyone i care about if i tell them i was either going to get killed or calmed on they were like you got come down i don't care about them at all like as a human being, I just don't care about what they think of me, truly. But listen. So like, in fairness, I'd be like, yo.

Look, we got to up the stakes. We got to because, look, because like, really, if you, if you're just thinking about it for real, obviously, you have a family, you have people you love, you're probably going to, you're going to take a cum shot and get killed. That's ridiculous. So, your fucking son or husband

made the choice. He was like, listen, he had the choice I had to come down or die, and he chose die. Like, that's, So now you don't have a breadwinner. Your kids don't have a dad because he was so thoroughly homophobic. So look, I'm going to have to up the stakes. So this is the real stakes. So you're either going to get killed or this dude is going to be like,

you're going to have to film yourself taking bust on your tongue. You have to like stick your tongue out. Like you're waiting for it. Like you're actually like begging for it. And he's going to bust. all over your tongue, record it. And you have to pant. And then and then

and then upload it. It's got to go on porn hub. It's like you eat this. So this shit's going to. Well, can the context of this be revealed that they You can try. Force me. That's different. Like obviously,

I'm going to probably. You can tell people, but when they see the video, they're going to be like, sure, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Someone was going to kill you. Sure. That's AI.

I mean, that's a better thing to try to convince people. I hate that there's so much conflict in my heart right now. I hate that there's so much conflict in my heart. I think that I'm still Jamaican. Those are stakes. Those are some real stakes, though, man. Like, okay, now you got to deal with this calamity of this video being up of you taking a shot in the mouth and pretending you're loving it like it's fucking. If you're in a heterosexual relationship.

What's up? you're ruining your life. That's the thing. Like, if I did that, that would ruin my relationship with Lillian, like,

actually. Like, I think she could potentially believe me. So she wouldn't. That's the thing. She wouldn't believe me. I'd have to, like,

to do to get her believe me would be so much more than it makes any sense. Because it's like saying that for my, if I put my, like, Lillian up pigment, where like if I was,

if she was just like, you got to, you got to catch my, you got to catch my squirt in your mouth and then drinking and say, yummy to me. And I'd be like, Lillian,

you're queer your whole life and you cheated on me like that like what are you what's going on that that would ruin relationship with me as well too like that's then i was kidnapped like i wouldn't believe she made me do it why would i believe that you're you're all right you're sensitive that's crazy you just gleefully do it you just gleefully do it you just gleefully be okay with your girl whatever new experience you're with your partner cheating on you and posting it online i would chris if that happened to you chris i promise you i would make fun of you until you'd have to leave this country because i would go above and beyond I'll go above it beyond on you.

Well, so it's your, so you're the reason then. Because it's not about, it's not about you then. It's about other people. It's like, for me, it's just like, I don't know how to, would you, would you want me to ruin my life or die? Is what you're asking me, literally. But you're only, the degree that your life is ruined is up to literally only in your scenario, the way you're describing it the people closes to you, doing it of their own volition and basically choosing to do it, which in that case is like,

Oh, well, fuck you then. Like, what do you mean? What is this? Because I was, I was forced under threat of, like, death to do this thing. But you're making fun of me, fuck you. You have to convey that to the person. And would they believe you? That's the thing.

If they wouldn't believe me, then fuck them. Chris, because that's crazy. Why would I do that? Because that's still cheating on them as well. That is, I completely understand what you're saying, Chris, but also I feel like the amount of, the amount of, like, what's that? What's the famous killer, Ted Bundy? Like, you know what I'm saying?

How people are like, how. how could he do this? It's one of those things to where you thought this person was just one way the entire time, and it turns out they have a completely different size to them. So me, it would really complicate things for me because then people would just be like, oh, that's why I made all that gay shit. And I'd be like, you would just fall into place. And be like, oh, well, done, yes.

You could make the argument that it's a bit. I don't know how taking a shot in the mouth of it would be. Oh, listen, listen, listen, hear me out. Hear me out. Because you've done so much. gay stuff already that you're like, this is just I'm committing to, this is, I'm just, this is a bit.

Right. And people are like, yeah. Yeah, it was funny. That's hilarious. It was really funny. It's very gay. You're so funny. I mean,

you're so funny, catch this. I would help in person. That's the weird thing because like, I want to ask Jojo about this, but the thing is it's not, you can't complete the exercise without actually going through it. Because if I just tell her the scenario, she'll probably say something like,

I think I trust you. Actually, no, actually, I don't believe that. I think she would be very forthcoming. Like, I wouldn't believe you. I would think you were gay and I'd probably leave you. And, uh, yeah. Lily, I know that would really bother Lily, like, very badly. It would very much so bother her.

I think she would definitely be bothered about the cheating and not that, like, if I was like, by the whole time, I think she... The cheating and posting at is crazy. I'd be more pissed off than they were gay, to be honest. Yeah. He's like, I would be like, I would be posting it is. How dare you? That would read that's the part that would bother me truly to my I'd be like you posted that shit dude

Posting you celebrate dude to me so you celebrate pride month in secret I know that's crazy how fucking dare I hate you All right let's move on to some questions crazy Let's move out of some questions from our Patreon I hope on a seat point for you guys ever Yeah I don't think I've ever made porn if I have I'm suing so If I'm in point I'm suing.

I'm suing I'm suing those people because I've never consented. I'm that kind of guy. That's hilarious that there's all these videos that you just have no idea. Just me out there giving wood for three, four minutes at best and then I'm sleeping.

Like catatonic. Like the cyclops. That's fucking awesome. I'd watch that. Let's move on. Masonic, in, like, and as you can on Patreon.com slash a StarTang, and he says,

hello fellow reproductive, oh, we never even answered this, by the way. Oh. Oh. Oh, that was into a question, wasn't it? There was a question. Shit. It was about what our writers would be. Oh, the writer. Oh, I didn't mind. You guys in New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We didn't do ours. With its old gay thing.

That's fucking funny. Of course. Of course, we got sidetrack like that. I think, um, I don't know, but get a 360 in there, you know? get a working 360 in the in the room and it needs to have

games needs to have cool games I'll leave that up to you I'll leave that up to the people deciding and then I'll judge their tastes accordingly you know what I mean I think that's a fun that's a fun thing to do because wasn't the whole thing about that

like the whole like no brown M&Ms wasn't that the whole thing about they did that to make sure people were listening or that they were reading the actual because a lot of times people just didn't do any of the actual accommodations that people did need, like accommodate for allergies or whatever. And then they were like, all right, let's make sure they listened.

So that way they would see if there were no brown evidence, it would be like, all right, well, there's definitely no gluten-free shit in the- You would hope. I like that explanation. My cynical ass thinks is more of like, no, let's just fuck with these people. Yeah. It's too intelligent in a lot of ways. Like, that strikes me. You know what it is? I could, that's probably what it is. I can't imagine people. doing that today because I feel like the average intelligence has fallen so so drastically. There was there might have been a time where people weren't that stupid broadly. Yeah.

We're past that now though. Yeah, I guess so. So it would be your day. So just 360? Yeah, just give me 360. That's fine. And I want to judge your taste. I want I want I want a 360 with five games either on disk or installed. All them could be installed.

All them could be discs like it, whatever. just five. So what happens if they give you Madden 08? And what other shit would you really not like? Like fucking, I don't know, like, Kingdom Hearts. Can you even play Kingdom Hearts on Xbox? I think so, yeah.

Maybe now. Maybe, no, no, not 360, no. Are you sure? I don't think so, actually. No. Kingdom March 3 came off for the Xbox series. X or whatever, but not 360, no.

Was on PS2 still then. Oh, yeah, the Keynesart series was never released on the Xbox 360. Yeah. Well, that would piss me off even more. They bring it. They wasted. You wasted one of these five games on a fucking PS3 game. That's that I can't even play that I don't want to play anyway.

Like, I just like the idea of like, be like, okay, bring me some games and then like I'm just sitting there's like, Madden. Why would you think? I would want to pay mad before a show. This is one of most popular games. Oh, really? Oh, interesting. I'm never coming here again. I'm not paying, in fact.

I'm not paying the licensing fee for this event. Hell yeah. We're leaving. I'm going to make sure you never work in this town again. I'm going to make, I love that. That's such an old that's such an old school threat. Yeah. You'll never. work in this town again.

And I'm like, damn, that's fucking harsh, man. That is crazy. You gotta make a motherfucker move. I'm gonna make you become a garbage, man. I'm so not, like, I'm so what you got? A picky person, so I don't know.

Like, I'm not like that. Like, I just be like, oh, as long as it's like clean, like, there's place for me to sit. There's maybe a lamp. If I need to, I can read. This, charging port. This dumb bitch. we're talking obviously you think I would

do this think of something ah man think of something we're exaggerating you motherfucker I'm like we're really sliding down there's nothing there's nothing I really want we went from gay guys we went from hot naked dudes

to there's got to tricks yogurt there's got to be tricks yogurt in a fridge you know an assortment an assortment of tricks yogurt right I don't even care if it's expired no no no no You may not.

I wanted to be nice, tricks yogurt, refrigerated just before the point where it begins to freeze. We're starting to get a little slushy like. That's crazy. The timing. That sucks. You got to keep it at right temperature. That's it. And I'd be like, hey, man.

That sounds amazing to me. And I'd be like, hey, I get here, I get a little spoonful for it. I'm like, I want to hear a little bit of a, you know, when this the topless frozen. Oh, yeah. there's like a i think minute made had some shit like that where you'd put it in the freezer and it was like i think you're supposed to add some of it to make like drinks or something i don't fucking remember we i can't remember i'm just thinking of my grandma's house that we'd be eating something that i feel it was too concentrated but like it was it was like it was like ice cream

it was like the kind of thing that the the consistency you were describing it was delicious just like just before dull wood begins to freeze which is dull up is fire guys we've never had it please go have it. What is it? Dolewip. I think I know what you're saying. Oh, what is that again? Where is that? It's like, it's like, I guess like sort of like pineapple soft serves. Where do they sell that?

They use that Hawaiian barbecue places. Hawaii places too. Yeah. So good. I had it in Hawaii. It was fucking absurd. I knew it. But I fucking knew it. I was like, I had outside of Hawaii, but having it in Hawaii was crazy. And I was just, but it's like, oh, man, such good food. I can live there. I'd go back to that place in a heartbeat. Yeah.

All right. I love Hawaii. Logert and Yogurt's bucket of probiotic brogert brought you by gay retard zinc road. And he says, Hi, fellow inepts. I just watched obsession. I'm thinking about using a one wish willow on you guys,

but I can only choose one. Out of the three of yous, who would make the best unwilling slave? That's so crazy. Isn't that crazy? I think that's like, oh, I have this one wish where I could do anything. I'm going to, dude, maybe you should take it on light, man.

Is that what this is based on the movie? Is that what happens or something? Yeah, yeah. There's like a one wish. There's like a thing that grants you a wish. And it's obviously, you know, doesn't work that well. Yeah. No, it works really well.

It's just that the person that uses a piece of shit. I feel like a lot of, everybody else that uses it is like, oh, I have my wish ready. I'm chilling. I feel like anybody was going to see that movie, has seen it. You can spoil it for me. I don't really give a shit. It's a good movie, but it... I've heard good things about it, but I just... It's not really my

genre. I don't really care about that shit. Yeah, so effectively his dude gets one wish and he wishes that a girl would love him more than anything on the planet. Oh, it's like monkey paw shit, huh? Yeah, sort of like that. And then she, then it like literally creates an alternate personality in her body that is like obsessed with him. But the whole time you're seeing the movie, she's like kind of the creature, but the villain is that. that nigga for making this wish on this girl,

knowing she's manipulated, and it's being just the worst perk. He's like, he's so unlikable. It's like genuinely magical. It is crazy. Like I imagine Chris without any is charisma. Is you like an insult?

So like, like to wish something like that? Like is that like his character? Sort of. It's not exactly that, but it's like it's flirting with it. He's the, he's the idea of a nice,

the worst version of a nice guy trope. Hmm. Like he's like that embodied in his perfect. Yeah. And it's really, it's interesting. I didn't know there was any supernatural stuff in this movie. He's an unbelievable level, bitch. It's like, great.

Like, it's like, yo, you suck really bad. That makes it a little bit more interesting to me. Because I kind of just from everything that I saw, it just looked like some like more grounded, dumb shit that I'm like, I get it. It's more mundane leveled. Yeah. Like I kind of like the idea with there being like some magic in it where that seems a little more interesting. I think there's a.

I actually think Derek you'd like it because there's a scene I know you would howl at laughing. Yeah. There's one scene. There's three scenes in the movie that are like genuinely hilarious. I would recommend it. I would recommend it. I, uh, if,

you know, whenever it's streaming somewhere, I'll watch it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll watch it when it's out. If it's not,

I'll already. It's a solid, uh, it's already on streaming services. It's on peacock and shit. Oh, God, of course,

yeah, I don't have fucking peek. I'm not using. peacock? Who the fuck has peacock? All right, I'll go look at my... Psycho has peacock. What kind of a loser's psycho? What kind of a damn near pedophile has fucking peacock? I don't have this.

I'm not bothered. Yeah, like, it's such an insane. Like, I really do believe... I'm not exaggerating when I say this. I just feel like if you have peacock, you touch kids. Man. I don't know. Bold statement, but I can't...

Just my opinion, man. I can't disprove that. Just my opinion. Just my opinion, free speech. Just my opinion. I can't just prove that. So listen, this is a loaded, this is a, that's a pretty loaded wish, man. So what do you say if, you're writing into a show with, you know, two black people and one white guy.

Yeah. So like the only right answer would be me because otherwise you're insane. You know, you're just, or you have quite the audacity. I think the audacity part is very evident clearly by that. Is there such thing as a willing slave? No. The slave part makes it impossible. Yes, for sure.

What would constitute a willing slave? Because like you just somebody who's just at your every beck and call like for free or something, but like they willingly do it. Servant and slave are the difference is the willingness. I think servant and slave. That's kind of like what I feel like. Truly that's where they differ. It's the willingness. Yeah, but sure.

I was just kind of. Because I just, I've never heard the, the, the phrase unwilling slave. So it kind of always like, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all good. Because to be enslaved is to have your will subverted. Yeah. You know, and stolen.

Yeah. Like, you can't, like, be inservanted. And to be inservanted would be like to just be hired. Inservanted. That's funny. Anyway, let's see, let's see, let's see. I love this, man. I love, uh, somebody wrote in MTF Doom.

Hey, Chris, if you're looking for clips, I always liked the corn jerker episode, uh, the corn jerker in episode 354 around the 26 to 31 minute mark. That, the twist bit killed me. I don't remember a fucking bit of this. Corn Jerker? What is the corn jerker? what could that even that's i'm not even exaggerating when i tell you dude that doesn't even ring a bell not even a little bit you said i'm not even 56 what's the time stamp

35 uh about about 30 30 25 minutes in 30 25 uh i don't remember anything about this man corn jerker i can't even fathom what that is but i'll check it out i read it out loud because i go through the episodes again to look for clips and uh i wanted to get a good time stamp in here uh what are we at 40 Okay. Let's see. Well, that's a sad ride and I don't want to read that. Oh, the corn jerker. See, I didn't, I thought you was corn with the C.

It's corn with a K. Yeah, with a K. Yeah, that makes, that that is the entire, that makes it completely different. As soon as I saw the thumbnail, all the guy that jerked off of the corn concert. Oh, my God. that makes sense i was like thinking about jerking off of actual thing of corn on the cob

dude dude even even when i was reading it it didn't it didn't remind me of anything because i was like what do we when did we invent a character that like that jerks off corn like the band they jerk off all of the members that'd be cool so johnathan davis just got married who's that i guess i'll be right he's the Gordon, boom for my thing. Right back. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Rest of peace, rip. I'll keep, I'll keep the audio. That's crazy. Nanyahu's a mouse. Where is, where are you? Just shut the camera off and beat the mic. Whatever. Right.

All right. All right. So he's gone. Benjamin Nanyahu just paid him a visit. It's like what you've been saying about me. I've bought your parents' house. I bought your parents' house. I bought Lily's parents' house.

You're evicted. This house was promised to me. 3,000 years ago. I'm going to give this house to Jerry Seinfeld. Yes. And I'm going to feel it with just nothing but 17-year-old girls. I think I can fit about 56 17-year-olds in here.

So please get up. It could fit about 500 hot Israeli 16-year-olds. That's what I'm talking about. Yes. Thank you, baby. What's the deal with all of this underage buzzing? What's the deal?

What's the deal? He's trying to jump. Why is it so easy to come across? Oh, man. Oh, my God. Did you see that fucking accusations about Jason Alexander? What? No.

So I don't know who this woman is, but apparently there was a bit, a sketch. I don't even know what it was for. I'm missing so much. context, but there was a sketch that he was a part of Jason Alexander. And for some reason, he was rubbing a cell phone on this woman's tits. I didn't say woman. Apparently, she was 17 years old. But to be fair, the screenshot that I saw, no idea she was 17. Like, just look at her face. I saw a comment too that said, oof, a rough 17 year old, which is kind of mean, but also that

person did not look 17 to me. But apparently this girl and people knew, apparently he knew, she claims that he said something like, oh, if you were 18, I would like do something to you or whatever. So he was well aware of her age. And so yeah, so a lot of people are now be like, what's going on with the cast of Seifil, man? That would suck, man.

I like Jason Alexander a lot. Yeah, I've never had an issue. Well, I mean, like, well, I think he's funny. You know, I think he's funny in the show. The thing to me is just like, and this has been true about, Seinfeld for a long time where like

they're really it's not quite like the Cosby show to me where like Bill Cosby I mean to be fair like Bill Cosby was a prolific serial rapist so I guess there's like a difference in degree but even as like as Jerry Seinfeld gets like more and more annoying and like weird

and like he's obviously a Zionist or whatever yeah it really kind of doesn't in effect the way I view the show because it's so specific. I understand. So like it's like, that's like a Saturday morning cartoon for adults. Like these aren't real people. Like I don't see the actors in it.

So like, there would be a bummer. But I would still, I'd still probably watch the show to be there. There are some things that are a lot easier to separate the art from the artist from, especially when the art, the person and the art are vastly different. Like, it's harder when like, say, oh, I'm watching, let's just say, like, I'm watching LeBron James for his skill. Like, it's him. He's the one doing all this stuff.

And then if it turns out this guy's like a major rapist and has raped like 700 women or something, it would be a little bit harder. I'm like, I'm fucking admiring this human versus just like Jason Alexander is not what he, the way he, his character in Seinfeld are two completely different things. I'm admiring George Costanza and not. Yeah, he's too iconic to be. Yeah, so it's in that way. Kramer was even crazy. Like, dude, even Michael Richards going crazy. It's just like it's like, like Kramer's still.

Yeah. This woman's 17? Exactly, right? Exactly that I was, I was, um, look. She looks older than I do now. Brother. When I was, what the hell is that?

That's, I, I felt bad because, you know, but even people in the comment section of the article, that I saw. People were like, whew, you know, I didn't, like, I wouldn't have known this. But she says that, like, they knew because that was the thing that kind of made me think like, oh, shit, because otherwise I would have been like, oh, I wouldn't have known either. If she just showed up on set and we were doing a fucking sketch, I'd be like, she looks like she's in her fucking 20s. She looks in her late 20s. And so I don't know all the contexts. I just read a little bit because it was right before I went to bed.

I was like, what the fuck is this? that's crazy that would be a bummer yeah i don't even know exactly who she is so i i don't think anything is gonna come of it either just because what i i don't fucking know i need to look more into it i i've never i was gonna watch the the i was gonna watch the sketch to see like was it because apparently she said like oh there's a power he's like wiping the cell phone on her breast and then he makes a joke but it's like a part of the script um yeah Yeah. Yeah.

So, but I guess like to me, I get, you know what's sad? It's so mundane when you think about like, oh, Brian Singer had fucking pool parties with underage boys. Like, Hollywood is so crazy that I'm like, I'm hearing this. I'm seeing this. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. I bet that did happen. But like, I don't feel like any outrage because I'm just kind of like, that's the industry is pretty fucking crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. This is, I don't know, I'm looking into it. It looks this, because I watched the sketch and I was like, oh, it's a weird sketch, but it's a sketch. Uh-huh. So, like, I don't know what to really make of any of that. Yeah, I didn't. It's, I guess the only entire point is I feel like what she probably was like, oh, I was young and I was taking advantage of it or something. Like if she was older, she probably would have been like, no, I'm not doing this or something. I'm getting Aziz Ansari vibes from this, to be honest. It might, it might be.

You know what I mean? It might be. I have not looked in. I don't know about this. Yeah. I haven't looked into it enough, but what is it? What happened with you? You came back with like a look of, yeah.

What the hell? Like he fucking, BB finish you off? Kingston. Are you okay? Let me sing to the praise of Israel for one moment, please. One moment, please. There's a conversation needs to be had. Please, please let us know.

What's up? Yeah, what's going on? I'm kidding. Let's just move on. Let's move on. I'm just going to keep the money and die. It's fine. What going on, ma'am?

Nothing, man, nothing, nothing. Everything's fine. Kingston, we had an agreement. He's in the other room. He's waiting. Kingston. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. What is going on?

What occurred, man? Nothing, it's nothing. It's something about Lily. She got a promotion. Okay, cool. it's good vibes You know it'll be a good You know it'll be really funny

Well guys Let's get her fired It's really not funny It's horrible It'd be a bit It would just be like a bit It'd be like a silly bit That's crazy

You sounded like you were about to Say something But then you didn't This motherfuckerucker is like In two places at once right now This guy has no I'm a stag You've been doing this for so long

I quit I can't I just I'm done He's in Fucking la la la la la land I'm waiting for you guys to go to the next question. You blasted, cunt. I'm just waiting.

What's going on, man? Hey, hippie, hippie, hip-ah. All right, whatever, man. Jesus Christ. King Pissard and the jizzard glizzard. Very cool. All right. This is, hey, chuckle fucks.

In a hypothetical reality, the snark tank releases its first feature film. Sween Geddy's revenge. Oh, nice. The movie, the movie theater industry needs a snark tank-themed popcorn bucket to sell at the concession stand. Ooh, this is awesome.

In your mind's eye, what would a massive, inconvenient, and overly expensive snark tank popcorn bucket look like? The demonic swine easily. If a swing that eats a vent, it has to be the demonic swine. Do you think so? I feel like there's so many options for the... Like, that's a good one. Like, that's definitely good one.

You do his mouth and, like, passes, like, fangs and his, like, lazy eye. I'd say, you like, get your popcorn out of that. The pop... What started this, by the way? Because I swear to God, popcorn buckets weren't... Star Wars. I think it's a prequel. the prequels did it?

That's the first thing I remember ever having anything like that, but I can check. I don't remember like, I don't remember being as big of a thing as it has been lately. Well, where they're selling like, like actual not even just the book because the bucket was one thing. Now there's like they're putting shit on it. Where did you see that one? I think it was Supergirl or it looked like it was like a scrotum or something. Yeah, it was like her jacket. I, and it looked like a dick.

Yeah. I know what you're talking about Because like Marvel movies used to have that It'd be like oh here's a Captain America Popcorn bucket It was just it was it was just a bucket Yeah Now they're doing like

They're designing them Very bespoke Yeah So 2019 What you call it To So 2019 is when they did the Rise of Skywalker one Which is a container

Reminisiniscence to the modern ones But I'm looking at the first one Ever But the first movie that had a custom Popcorn Bucket ever they're giving me the dumb because they're saying like Doom 2

I live before I saw that before Doom 2 Doom 2 Yeah And I'm like Oh Doom Do I'm like That's not true

Yeah I'm sure it was I'm sure I'm sure I'm older yeah Ever I think it's Star Wars Episode 1 I'm being honest Well pull it up

And see if you can find A customized bucket Of Star Wars episode 1 For some reason I have like Uh Uh Joel Schumacher

Batman buckets But I want to I want to look and see if if if that's true What the fuck is this? What? No, I just I typed it in And then it's just giving me a bunch of bat signals What the fuck is wrong with Google?

Yeah, so right now Yeah, it's insane So right now I'm seeing the I don't know if these are old Or now these are newer ones I look for the original ones. I think I think David Sweeney is a good snartank bucket. Yeah, that works. Yeah, they're giving me anniversary

shit. I just feel like there's other, I feel like there's got to be other things. It's just real? A Batman Cow popcorn button? So I found, so I found right now I found one where it is the, um, it is the, uh, the Star Wars trilogy special event

souvenir popcorn bucket from 1996. That's when I found right now. Where it's like, it's, it's just like genuinely a real bucket. that had popcorn in it that has them the characters from the original movie in it oh look at darth mall but that one's newer though I was alive for that one existing

yeah yeah this one is the anniversary one oh oh is that what I'm looking at oh you're right you're right anniversary gay gay I'm seeing this one right now that's what I'm saying now there's just the death star one I'm pretty sure that yeah you know I feel like this is the question

I think maybe one of those chat GPTs or whatever would actually be better because I I don't know what's up with Google. I asked it a simple question they gave me like, Rise of Skywalker. It's like, nigger, that's not possible. It's almost useless to me now.

Like I remember I was trying to find, I wanted to take a screenshot of my old YouTube channel. So I typed in my username and then YouTube and then all it did was just give me images of Slipknot because my Slipknot was in it was like, no, I put in the entire username, one word.

I even put it in quotations to be like, it needs to be in the search. And then I was like, I couldn't find anything. I'm like, I don't know what Google is anymore. It's not, I remember that used to work where you would put things in quotations to make sure that like this must be included in the search.

And then now it's like, I couldn't find it. anything. And I eventually found it by going to YouTube myself, but I was just trying to you know how you go to the image section of Google and then it has like thumbnails and has stuff there. I don't know, man. I feel old sometimes. That's crazy. I feel like, am I tripping? What? You are tripping? This can't be the first one. I'm getting a lot of them that's

saying, Ryla Skywalker. I'm like, guys, I existed, but I saw special ones well before this. well before this because like they were themed but they were talking about but themed is different than

like are you talking about popcorn buckets that were like specially designed in like different shapes and like weird yes particularly for the movie release right like for its theatrical

appearance and I know I had that lived through seeing some special ones I remember seeing ones when I was younger and I really want this and being told no I remember those experience very vividly Oh my God, that Wolverine one

Where he's just like his mouth Have you seen that one? Have you seen that? It's insane It looks like he's like You're ready to suck at least three dicks It's fucking nuts Or was there or were there like cups I'm imagining

Because I remember there being a Jar Jar Jar Binks cup I definitely had for the first series No, no no Okay listen there's definitely styled Cups and buckets There's always been that forever. But like for a theater to bring them

out with the movie, you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, yeah, no. Everything is pointing to Rise of Skywalker when I try to search it as well. Yeah, me too. And I'm like, am I just crazy? That's because I feel like true. It's entirely possible. Because me and Lillian talked about when we were younger and about like

how that was prior to the Skywalker. I'm going to be honest. I really do think that might because everything was, everything else was a was a fancy bucket. And and seeing something like this dune one where you can put your dick in it and stuff, like whatever this thing is.

Like it's like one of those worm things or I'm like, yeah, this might be like very like not, I guess what, seven, seven years old, eight years old, whatever. Yeah, relatively recent. Yeah, whenever the fuck, Wise, Skyward came out, I don't even remember. Rise came out, um, six years ago now.

Long ago. It's crazy and we came out that long ago. Yeah. All right. Oh, like that's in 2019. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Chekhov's Comrag wrote in. Nice. Says, hey, a little pillow biters. It's me. Mr. Comes Without His Hands Without His Hands. Oh, that's right.

I've started keeping a sex diary of sorts. It's not a great start. Not a great start to this. It sort of helps me keep track of triggers and unhealthy behavior. And I appreciate the advice you guys gave me. Okay, cool. I guess I guess we helped somehow. I don't remember. It's been so long. Yeah. I cannot believe I used to use the word charming to describe myself. That was deviant behavior. Anyways, my question is, what's your most out of bounds experience you've had in real life? A great example would be when Chris went to that black barbershop during the pandemic, but he couldn't leave without looking uber racist.

I do remember that. That's a very distinct memory in my mind. I understand your predicament. I mean, I've left, but I'm all right to leave. but yeah, you would have been like, they would have been like, the fuck. Yeah.

I mean, they were nice. It was cool. But like, it's just like, fuck you too, nigger. I know.

It was just one of those things. It was so many, too. That's the thing. It was like, it felt like 10 people just chilling in the barbershop doing nothing. Were they all staring at you? Yeah,

they all just like looked at me like I was like an alien. I was like, oh, man. Guys. I, I need a haircut. I just had to accept it. You know who looks at me like that?

The barbers in those regular commercial barbershops, when they see me, they get terrified. Because they think, like, I want some, like, really good shit. Like, I want this tape. I want to fade this, that. Usually, I'm like, no, I'm going here specifically because I know you don't do that shit. I just need it. My side's taken down because I have a Mohawk.

But, like, I see the fear in their eyes. I'm like, and I'm like, bro, you went to fucking barber school. You should know how to cut black hair at least competently. That's crazy. You know what's crazy about it? You would assume that, Derek. That's what I'm saying. That's not true.

There's literally only like how many types of hair. Like how many types of hair are there even? It's like it can't there's so many people who are good like experts at like certain crafts that have so much more depth and so much more variety to like what that what the skill encompasses. And so for me I'm just like you know how to cut hair, but you just don't know how to cut black hair. how. It's because, guys, we know the answer to this. There's only two types of hair. Chris, we know the answer to this. We already know the answer. Like, I get what you're saying. Like, yes, you're right. It should be insane to, like, that's why there's like, that's why people, the default people go to is Dominican barbershops because they both, they, they are a cultural combination. So it's like,

oh, you know how to do both likely. Or people go to like Middle Eastern people with more denser hair. we know why it's not worth questioning the world's racist they're not gonna do you they don't care about black beauty standards why the fuck yeah yeah yeah everything is racist I mean yes yeah okay 2016 called it once it's lost

election back that's insane so listen I do feel that way sometimes but I see like that that type like those talking boys come back I'm like don't do this right now no the problem is that The problem is right now.

The problem is the people that said it. Not yet. If we lose again because, like, you can't fucking keep your foot out of your fucking mouth because you can't prevent yourself from saying things that, like, may be true, but sound obviously stupid to most people. No.

People aren't good. They're not. It's not the message. It's the messenger. It's not the message to messenger. That's what it is. We need better messengers. I do think it is the message sometimes.

I think it's the messenger, man. Because it is, there is, like, you can't say like I remember when this was a thing in like 2017 it's like brother you can't you can't go out there and say that climate change is racist and expect most normal people to be like it's not yeah it's like I agree it's the messenger you can't but that's the message it's the messenger man if you if the message the message if the message is true it depends on

how the messenger executes it. You can't go out there full guns, blame, blaming white people for climate change. You can draw the picture that gets you to the point where it's like, oh, and it starts here. But here's the deal. You can do that. You do that without saying the phrase climate change is racist. That immediately. Oh, yes, I agree. I agree. That is the message and it immediately misses. No, no, no, no. The message is, yes. I guess. I see what you mean. I can't. I can't I said, Francesco Ramsey did that with a voter ID. She did that with voter ID. And like I roasted about that shit because the thing is I'm like we said normal people, the average person is slow and dumb.

And they're just going to latch on the first thing that they hear. That's why slogans are a thing and they shouldn't be. Build back better and make America great again should not be a fucking thing. But it is because people are stupid. Of course it is. Build by better sucks. It all sucks. When has there been a good slogan for politicians?

It's never been good. But it works. it works. That's why they keep using it. Analytically, these people research this shit, and people are fucking dumb. So people use these things,

and they try to grab people's attention. I was like, they don't know strategy. I've said there's recently about the DSA, or I'm like, guys, do the policy,

stop calling yourself socialist. They're too stupid to understand what that is. Once you've implemented everything, be like, hey, guess what, this is socialism.

You know what I'm saying? Sure, yeah. It's just like strategy. They don't care about it. People don't set to me. don't know strategy. It is, it is crazy. Just like the amount of times I see shit,

they were just like, why are you, why? Are you saying this? In this way. Are you, how do you not know that that sounds insane? Bro, remember Kamala? Oh, oh, hey, she went on the view. Like, what are you going to do different from Biden? Oh, I'm not going to really do anything too different.

And I'm like, yeah. I was just, that's, that was miraculous. My fucking head was like, insane. That was miraculous. Like, like, even if that's true, you can get, even if that's, true even if that is literally true why the fuck would you say I do think Obama got elected by fucking saying that he was

going to like still be a soft fucking Democrat and not do too many good things No he said he was going to lie I lied I lied I said I was going to pull us out of Iraq He was going to pull us out the first thing he was going to do is he any quote You could take that to the bank

I remember that I specifically remember that and I remember being like sure buddy at that time I remember being like oh sure And then I saw my peers vote for a Obama. And I was like, guys, I understand, especially historically, I understand what you're doing, but also come back to me later. Come back to me later. We've already know. We already know there's been enough track record of presidents. We already know that the needle's barely going to be moved in one direction. You know, I went to Guantanamo Bay and it's actually quite nice. We're keeping it open. That's crazy. He drinks the water there. Look, it was great. That's better. It's way better than Flint, Michigan.

I can actually digest this. And it probably was. That's what's crazy. That's what's crazy. Like, the water in, the water in Guantanamo Bay was actually probably supreme compared to Flint, Michigan. Is Flint Michigan still around? Is that even a real town anymore? It's still going through the bullshit it's going through.

It's sunk, dude. It's gone. It's sunk into the ground like fucking Jacinto. Hey, West Hollywood's. getting close to it. You see that? I saw that. The water main break.

There's been three of them. Three. What? Yeah. So there was one that happened like a week or so ago and then two have happened recently. Amazing. Yeah. Amazing.

Amazing. Is that guy still alive? That's that Comifornia government at work. Exactly. You know they're saying shit like that. And I was like, guys, your red, poor, bum-ass state is completely in worse shape. in every shape or form. They don't even have water.

They just have to cry on each other. Like, y'all have no, your minimum wage is shit. Y'all don't, you, you all pay fucking maximum premiums for your health care. You all fucking have horrible infrastructure. You're like, I can keep rattling off things about red states and then they're like, look,

look, I've heard people saying New York's a failed state now. Because that's so funny. It's crazy. I was like That is That is That is strike you worthy The people

Living in squalor will tell you that It's crazy bro It's insane man Man look man I I try to keep a decent amount of love For the average American citizen But your state

Your state exists It only exists Because of the courtesy Of these metropolitan blue areas giving you money to exist. That's so crazy. You, you fucking, you're skipping pieces of shit.

You have the nerve, the fucking dirt. You fucking, oh my God. I feel that stuff, I try to be humanitarian, but shit like that brings a sigh out of me. I'm just like,

bro, we could not feed you. You could die. You could really not eat. You know, you can fuck around and starve. We'd be fine. We'd have more food if we let you starve.

If some of those states seceded, I would feel much better about the state of the United States. You know what I'm saying? Like, I would be like, oh, I'm going to stay here. I'm going to bunker down. We're actually going to fix this country now that like the biggest problem states are gone. Look, man.

I think that if the country split into smaller countries, it would be much better for the planet, genuinely. I genuinely would be much better for the planet. But I also understand. that that is not great because then China takes over the red states, dude. That's exactly. Literally, that's what happened.

That is literally. Israel just buys the red states and is like, well, Dan, here we go. Let's go. Let's fucking go. That's my motherfucking son. Have you seen that thing

that guy's working out? I'd rather die. He gets him off the bench. I forgot about that. That's my fucking son. I forgot about that. Damn. That's a classic.

what is this what you got i'd rather fucking die i walked in on swiney sounding himself with a stingrays tail wrote it oh my god uh he says hey backshot boys i had had a PTSD flashback when derrick mentioned kareem of dual jabari uh hollywood undead had an unreleased song with geoffrey star that's awesome and it's unironically far gayer than anything to date notable lyrics include girl your boobies look real nice to me tonight let's have a pillow fight i know you're tight that's when we turn off the lights a pillow fight is crazy uh or you better put out don't make me hate you or i'll do the michael jackson and i'm a rape you what's that hell you know okay and finally and finally behind the beauty bar let's see how far we can go on a sexual safari i got i got a dick like kareem abdul jajabbar

what is going on cool it was it was who Jeffrey's who Hollywood undead and then he says can you all contend with a gayer songs like probably

I mean it's nothing gay really about this it's just kind of like gay is this in the social sense like that shit's just gay sure the pillow fight is the gayest thing probably right you never had a pillow fight with your lady

no what no really that's crazy no that's actually That's actually, I don't think. I genuinely don't think I've ever had a pillow fight. I think I've hit somebody with a pillow once, but like it wasn't like a fight. It wasn't like a duel. I may have had one.

I've had a pillow fight to my ladies before. Yeah. Shit like that. But, you know, very young, very, very young. Because, you know, obviously I want to hit my wife and I can't hit her with my fist because I'd crumple her. Oh. So I had it with a pillow. So you, okay.

Do you think if you hit, you think if you took the corners of a pillow and slammed Lily as hard as you could with a pillow, do you think it would do damage? Yeah. It would do more, it would be more like movement than like a lot of damage. I feel like you get some pretty blunt force trauma from a pillow at the right angle and with the right amount of force. I think, I think it depends on the bill up. It's a very dense pillow than, yeah. It does depend on the build of the pillow. It depends on the pillow case. Like the pillows that have right there, I have one of them that could probably do a decent amount of like shot, like rattle her, but it wouldn't like hurt. See, it'd be more like movement. That's Kingston's favorite pillow. That's that's, that's.

That's the one that he comes all over and goes to sleep. I don't call my pillows no more. That's barbaric. Yeah, you do. No more. Next question. I've seen you. All right.

Next question. Let's stop talking. Let's get us to move on. Every bitch and environmentalist till they find out a fella ain't got a car rode in. Is Kingston a white woman? It takes him an hour to make breakfast. He smirks and shakes his head whenever someone tells a dumb joke around him. and he's still splitting chores with his partner,

despite working six hours a week, talking into a microphone from way too far away. It's a good... That's crazy. Tell that person to pull up, pull up to Griffith Park right now and fight me and see what happens. Tell him to come to the park, pull up, pull up. Say how much, right, ma'am. Actually, no, just come and say hello, actually.

I like it. Trick you in a saying it. Come, let's come be friends. I like it. I love that. Pull up right now. Pull up right now on me. I'm out of shape, but I still got hands.

Pull up on me right now. But I'm on you right now. Sexy hands. Sexy hands. Yeah. That's going to be my new hip-hop alias. Sexy hands. Yeah.

You're going to get, you got to have bars, man. You really, you really got to have bars if that's your name. Sexy hands is not bad. I don't even, I don't even think you. I, you're going to write that down.

You get it right that sexy hands. Actually, there are plenty. I think that's, I think that's, I think you can't do it with that name. If that name will put you out, I think you can't. I don't believe in you actually. So here's the thing. Let me give me a little context. So me and my friend, my childhood friend, we started a hip hop group in seventh grade.

We just threw two things together. You know, like people just holler at, holla, holla, halla, halla. And we're like, what would we call ourselves the ice hollas? We just, it didn't matter. There was the first thing. And we've made a bunch of just stupid music. And we got back together, 2008. We made three songs.

One of them you can find online. It's called Sydney Girl by the Ice Hollas. It's fucking stupid. It's like a lot of, you know me. There's a lot of gay lyrics. It's just, it's gay and then dumb. And we were talking recently. We're like, well, let's get back together.

Let's get the band back together because there's a lot of cringe-inducing hip-hop. If you've noticed, I don't. know if you've seen on Instagram. There's like these people. And I was like, that shit that we did back in the day is prime for now. So, um, but I was like, I don't remember what I used to call myself. So I'm been thinking of like a new name. I was thinking of something tragic that like bad music is like popping. Yes, it, it is tragic. It's very tragic. We could have just, we could have just made bad music. We could, it's really like, why try? I've been trying to think of an alias. I was like, but I wanted to be kind of dumb.

So sexy hands, I just wrote it down. But the one that I was on right before that is Rex Ronan. It's like, all right. If people see that, they're going to be like, what the fuck is this? I'm just, I'm trying to think of something like that. So but sexy. You know what it should be? What do you got?

It should be Rex Ruther. Ooh, Rex Ruther. do Asian people just say If I was Asian that would be so I know Ruther's a good one That is so Mecca

It bothers you how good That is and how much I can't use it Right Like it's purposeless for me You can use it You just got to stand 10 toes Because I'm pretty sure Ruther's a real word

You just got to Is it? Whatever man I'm just saying like dude Like if there's any Asian artists out there Feel free to take Rex Ruther from there That's good as shit That's amazing.

I'm immediately like subscribing to whatever you have. If you're Rex Ruther. Because you can't say that without. You have to, it's like you have to qualify. It's like, listen, I'm not doing a thing here. You know? Ruther's a middle name.

It's German. Oh, yeah, because I don't know what the fuck that is. It's German. That can be your name, dude. And Rex is a little, I think Rex is a German. No, I don't think Rex is a German. Rex Ruth. I can't like it's that Rex is a dinosaur.

Hmm. Oh, you know Alex Jones's son's name's Rex. Hey, come here a little Rex. Rex Jones. Rex Jones like legitimately. I remember seeing. Oh, Rex means king. In what? What language?

In Latin, actually. In dinosaur, actually. Lion works for king. I mean, that makes sense. Tyrannosaurus, the tyrant dinosaur king. That literally is what it means. Tyrant lizard king. funny because I've never even considered what Rex would mean.

That's hilarious. Ever in my life. Never even thought about it. I guess there's a lot of words. A lot of names I never think about. I mean, Rex appears a lot in Rome. But you're more Greek than Rome.

But Rex appears a lot in Roman mythology. That is true. I don't appreciate Roman mythology as much as I probably, not even should, but as much as I guess I probably would appreciate it since it's so close to Greek. You know? Isn't it just later parallels?

Isn't it? Is this later on like it's very yeah. It's low jock and it's literally it's literally just later on. It's it's literally just Marvel and DC really. I would even say that. I think it's more.

I think it's more than more of the DC because there's they do the same roles literally. Yeah, I guess the gods are the same. His names are different and shit. There's different names. Oh, that is true. It's not calling Spider-Man. Fuck it.

I don't know, Arrani, I'm like you're the same guy. You're the same power. I like that's Mos Morales actually that is that is mys morales literally him actually Iraq nigga there you go right there we go we go we're cooking I said Irania because he's Spanish but I guess oh no I thought you oh sorry

I misheard you yeah you got it you got there you got there with me let's see okay here's a here's a right I didn't read this yet but it looks really boring so I'm going to read it it's got numbers in it so I don't know that immediately bores me

But spitting 998 nuts at Bonnie Blue's kid is crazy. I don't like that. Hey, gay, queer, and sween, what's a level of corruption you've personally experienced? Example, all five congressional members of my small town of Fort Mead, with a population of 5,000 voted unanimously on a data center that will use the equivalent of 750,000 houses running for a whole year. as a public service announcement about data centers oh as a public service announcement about data centers their security will be understaffed and unarmed not to mention millions of dollars worth of copper

and ran so all the all the crackheads and ran I don't know what that is so all the crackheads watching you got to consider how much drugs five sticks of ram oh ram Jesus Christ worth 300 bucks each could get you I don't I mean dude I'm blind a lot of this shit now

it's just like I just assume everything's corrupt always like if I get an email my first assumption is corruption like there's a corrupt person like who the fuck could possibly be trying to contact me it is the vast majority of my emails they're all um they're all ads they're like hey you want to advertise

and I'm like you look at the address of it and it's like you know scribble letters from India.com or some shit and I'm like, yeah, okay. Yeah, we want to sponsor you and it's like Phoenician text and emailing this.

This is clearly at jujubi.com and it's like, what the fuck? All right, yeah, sure, buddy. I love how many, by the way, not to give tips and tricks to people who like are illegitimate, but the amount of, if I get an email about a business inquiry and your

and the profile picture, is literally the default Gmail. I'm not looking at that fucking email. Like you don't have a logo, you don't have a person attached to you at all. Like, what the fuck is this? I'm not clicking this. Easy to skip over, absolutely.

They're trying anything, Chris. For every one person that doesn't open it, for every 3,000 people don't open it, one does, you know? Oh yeah. You see the emails that Trump's people send out to scam them out of money? it's it's like it's MLM shit it's fucking hilarious

but congratulations you're the top this then you it's it's literally MLM stuff and I was like this is so it's so unbelievably corrupt it is just funny oh my god King Trump said yes to me King Trump oh my God oh did you see that YouTube I think I shared it oh wait no I don't think I shared it um

there was an advertisement on YouTube I thought it was satire at first but it was just saying that the Democrats don't want you to have data centers. Like data centers are for national security and they're going to help fix the economy. And it's just a complete, it's just a complete reverse. And it's, I thought I legitimately thought it was satire. I was like, oh, this is funny. And I started reading the comments and I was like, wait, no one's, this is, as I found it on YouTube.

It's a YouTube ad. And I was just like, this is, have you seen the shitty posts? Are the comments like agreeing? The comments were, no, they were like kind of, they were making fun of it, but in a way that they were also kind of horrified that it was real. Like, I thought it was like the way that people were treating it was, they were treating it like it was 100% real, which I thought like, oh, surely this is bullshit.

Like, I was going to find somebody like, oh, who did this sketch? Who did this or whatever? No, but it was actually an ad on, which a lot of people are starting to learn about ads, because they think, oh, is this person botting? They look at Ben Shapiro's content or they look at Whitney Cummings, the comedians' podcast numbers,

and then they're like really inflated. But it's that they're selling those videos as ads. So it's playing before other videos. Yeah. So a lot of people are starting to learn that. I'm like, yeah, you can do that. If you have money, you can do that. Yeah, man. Yeah, but as far as corruption, things that I'm personally been connected to,

just job stuff, jobs I used to have. Just the way that like certain companies would operate, especially for the 7-11 warehouse I used to work for, that was that was just, it was calamity. It didn't make any sense. They even had like the, some of the old heads walking through just stealing food. It was crazy.

They're just walking around the thing and just like having like a smorgas board of shit. They're just like, well, whatever. I don't give a fuck. And I'm like, it, okay. So, but you're going to fire me. me if I do that. Fuck you. It was crazy. Snark tank's only Afrikaner Rodin.

Says, hey, snark boys. This one's mainly for the two of you who have somehow avoided being sentenced to lifelong solitude. How do you deal with cultural differences in your relationships? Not only with your partner, but with the final boss, the mother-in-law. My wife's family are Chinese. Nice. And I'm currently visiting them. So here in a...

So, what? I'm visiting. them. So here in a few highlights, my mother-in-law believes cold air is essentially a government-issued assassination attempt. What is? What do you mean? My mother-in-law believes cold air is essentially a government-issued assassination attempt, which means no air conditioning, even though it's 104 degrees outside. Cold water is also forbidden because apparently room temperature water is the only thing standing between us and organ failure. then today she's a comedian then today she tried to no i believe this i've there's no no the way that he's phrasing it i understand what you're saying oh yeah yeah yeah oh i see what you're saying then today she

tried to shove a piece of soap up my son's ass this is kind of crazy i don't know if i believe this to help with constipation so at this point i'm less interested in cultural understanding and more interested in finding out whether or not i'm on holiday or trapped in a medieval medical experiment How do you boys handle cultural differences without insulting the family, losing your mind, or accidentally causing a diplomatic incident? I'll leave this up to you guys. Yeah, I wouldn't put up. First of all, there's only so much that you need to put up. But luckily, Jojo is she is not some type of person that takes exception to, like, crazy or extreme stuff.

Like, she would divorce herself from, like, toxicity within her. family as well and not just be like oh you need to put up with it for the sake of it being family or something like that so i'm lucky in that sense but like in the situation like this guy's in there has to be some sort of line where it's like okay she clearly doesn't believe in a c i do um we're gonna stay in a hotel or something while we're here yeah i think that's i think that's a problem he set himself up for at that moment like we ain't bake i ain't baking in her fucking house i'm not staying at her house gonna fucking bake no way you're tripping uh like i don't know i i i i i i i There are times I have to navigate cultural differences between Lily's family and mine.

I am, but the problem is that the, it's more or less like rules of their home, not so much cultural differences. Because the cold differences they have, I understand because I'm from a relatively similar culture to them. Not the same, but like similar. Like they're along the same lines of things. And most of the things that happens within our home are things we deal with that are like things that are different between me and Lily with and our parents make a very slith effort to not interfere with our homes going on. If they have rules for the place we live because we're technically tenants of theirs, then that's a different thing.

But if it's like when it comes to in the house, like I don't know. Like what what is something like for Lily's family like for a long while and it's kind of lessened down now was like they would always, they would go to every party all the time for every family member. Right. And for me that would get that got annoying to a point. But I also understand why. they've developed very close

familial bonds with each other, which I just don't have quite the same kind of familiar bonds. I love my family, but I just don't have that. So that was annoying, but I also understand the importance of it. So that's the biggest cultural difference between me and her is our family's very much so, like,

attached in a way my family is just not. But other than that, like, that shit about there, no cold water and no central air, and then putting soap like that's... The soap one is is is well that's genuinely madden don't touch my kids what the fuck like that's simple like don't don't like you'd never you'd never see your grandkids again bro you would just never fucking fucking i never see your grandkids again that's fucking wild easy easy that's insane that that that one like and here's the thing i i i don't want to question your relationship at at all but like say

i'm hoping that your significant other is on the same page you it's like hey that's fucking crazy. Don't do that again kind of a thing and not like it's some sort of well, that's what they do over there. Like I wouldn't, I don't want to hear that shit. Like that would drive me insane where I'm like, bro, that wedge would be quite a bit like the people who are so attached to their family that it's almost like they're married to their family. I can't fuck with like women like that. Like that's basically the way that I was. Like if you're like, I am not an independent person outside of my family where their family comes first before them and their relationship. Like, I ain't fucking with that.

You know, if you're, the family should be able to be accommodating, which in relationships I've been in, sometimes they would go out of their way in ways that like, say, I'm somewhat of a picky eater. And I've had like, oh, we'll make sure that we'll just make stuff you like. And I was like, no, don't fucking worry about that shit. But they would be, you know, very welcoming and dividing. Like, I love family and people like that. And I would be the same way, try to work with other people.

but I never would bestow my culture onto somebody. That's crazy. Like, why would you even think a dream of doing that to somebody? You know, like, like, like, trying to make a Muslim meat pork or something. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just like crazy. Like, why would you, well, we love pork in this house. They'd be like, I'm sorry.

I don't, I watch an idea fiance and shit like that happens all the time. Just retards, retarded reality TV shows, you know? I'm very, I don't know, man. Like, I try. I very much would try to make an effort to try to, like, cooperate with the people of these family. But they, like, for me, the biggest thing right now is that, like, when it comes to our wedding, right, we're getting married fairly soon. And, like, I don't want it to have anything to do a religion at all. Like, I don't, I don't believe in particularly Catholic organizations in general.

It's not my, it's not my forte. And her father kind of wants us to be married in the church. And I'm like, look, I respect you a lot. I have nothing but love for you. I appreciate you. I see you as a father of my own. I am not getting married in a church. You are out of your fucking mind.

If you think I'm going to go and put my marriage in front of a system that I just don't believe in. Because one, biblically, that's extremely disrespectful to people at the church. And then, two, I don't believe in it, right? And he's like, I'd appreciate if you did, but also the same time I understand it is your future. You are with each other. Yeah, it's not their wedding. Yeah, that's the thing where I always want to ask them. And I can respect that.

Why do you have, why do you want any say in my wedding, respectfully? I want you to ask yourself that question. They believe that if it's confirmed if I got, it'll be legitimized and all that stuff. And I'm like, look, dude. I said this. I said this at the table and I shouldn't have said it was, it was not the thing to say. What did you say? But I was like, but I was like, how many people go and get married from a God's eyes and then beat the shit out of their wives or cheat on them or or just fucking.

up the relationship. Like it, what matters is us not in all, any other apparatus outside of our marriage. It just matters how well we work together. And it wasn't the time to say that because of the fact that obviously that is clearly a very like, especially because like your, your five year old nephew was just in the middle of talking about how much he loves Spider-Man or something. He loves Jesus. And he's just like, what? He looks up at me. I love Spider-Man and Kingston's like, what's the point of getting married would, what's the point to getting married at church, whatever everybody just beats their wives and fucking cheats all about it. I feel like there's nothing wrong with saying that unless you know that those,

like Lily's parents have issues with cheating or, or domestic violence. No, but no, but all it does is that it furthers an argument. That's what it was. And at times it's like it's not, there's times that it's worth it and it's not worth it. I can agree with that.

I can totally agree with that. It's not worth it. At that time, it wasn't worth it wasn't worth it. The younger family was there. And it was literally like, Me and Lillian in between space between the younger family and the adults. And then there's the younger family that was there too.

And all it does is puts everybody in the, like, we're going to keep arguing back and forth. And this is not worth it. Let me put it this way. I kept my mouth shut. Did you do it? Did you say anything like that? Like, say, did you decline?

Did you politely and respectfully decline the obviously? Of course. And then did they try to keep pushing the issue? Did they try to? Yeah, of course. I'm not going to. See, at that point. I don't use all immediately.

I save my same ultimate ability for later on when I need it. I don't feel like that was in a. appropriate at all because it's like once you don't respect me when I already told you no in a very politely way and it can because I've dude my family from my dad's side like that we don't really talk anymore because they're the type of people they push the issues the only thing that matters is their perspective they don't have any respect for younger people or people that they think that they know better of and they're they're losing relationships you know like one of my aunts like her daughter doesn't want to talk to her anymore.

So on and so there's like a lot of shit happening. My brother has always been a champion of them. And now he's like, they drive me crazy and all this stuff because they're just, they're not very. And I'm not even trying to say that's what a Louis parents are like. I'm just saying from that side, I've been on things where it's like, y'all don't respect my decisions or you think that I'm a demon because I don't fuck with religion, even though like I'm a better person than y'all. Like, I'm way better than y'all. Like, I've never had any controversies like y'all have had.

It's really wild because my family is like actually Christian. Like they're not like they're they're legit like follow the Sabbath day, at least a generation above me. My generation, that's when it started fading off, but there's not really like that. But like they're really Christian and they're also way more open-minded than a lot of people I've met that are Christian. And I'm just like, I don't know how you, because my grandmother is a Christian, but also she's like, she understands the belief in science and belief in queerness. And I'm like, what? why, then why God? And she's like, it's for her,

it's just a faith of something to believe in. And it's backwards. It sounds like I can respect that. That's why my perspective of Christianity has always been very much so, like, I kind of just live and let live kind of thing. Because if you're living as a Christian, you're like, I wish. If you're living like that and you're,

and you're following the tenets of like, don't judge people. I'm not someone to judge someone else. Then I feel like that's fine. It gives you a framework to live a, some people, to live a decent life. Yeah. But most people aren't.

The reason why. Exactly. So that's the reason why live and let live can't be a thing or should not be a thing because of the tool that is used as for a significant portion of the world. And then let's just keep it within our country of our country and why the fuck Trump even got elected at all when it's just like, oh, he's ordained by God somehow. And, uh, it's a range of the syndrome. That's Trump's arrangement syndrome.

Yeah. Yeah. The problem is that. The problem is that. In America in particular, in the Americas, we have white nationalist Christianity. We have that here. Our Christianity is not European Christianity at all. It is not.

And do it as always. It's not. Over here, Christianity is colonizers Christianity that comes here and it makes the colonized group think that, like, you have to live this kind of way. We're supposed to in Europe, their Christianity is like, it's a part of our way we kind of do things. But out of us, we don't really follow it too much. we take the good parts, not the bad parts. That's over theirs. They're just a little bit more grown up and mature because it was that.

Obviously, that's how English and Spanish got everywhere around the world. But it's just a little bit more mature now. It's still problematic in ways that the Vatican's even a thing. But it's just and, you know, don't get me start on Islam. Don't get me start on Islam. But it's just like there's issues. Don't get me started on Islam. That is one thing that like I, I understand the, the,

people like especially since Islam is so tied to Arabs so it's very delicate to talk about Islam but I was like all right then talk about it from like say a Southeast Asian lens you know because they're like largely Muslim as well so if you want to criticize Islam you can talk it through that lens and see the type of shit that they do to their citizens and how they still lash people and they still treat women like shit if you want to talk about it through that lens and not want to talk about it is what the problem is the problem is that's not a part that's people again and it's like what is wrong with well that's the I sure that's the total and entire idea that it's like people are using

this as a justification to be terrible to others or that say people don't naturally do things like that they are taught to behave in a certain way because you're not taught to disrespect women and think they're lesser than you

because there's other cultures that are a lot older than us where women were actually treated as equal or sometimes even more. It's all depends on your culture and how you've been brought up. It's not just like a natural thing. But anyway, You don't need to get super deep and philosophical in this shit. Those conversations are really important.

People don't have them anymore. They don't. It's not. Those conversations are like super necessary. It's too edgy now to question shit. Like that's not cool anymore. It used to be cool back in the day. And now it's like the problem is that it's not even the problem.

The problem I come from it is where it's also like it's lame to sit down and converse about stuff like that. And it's like it's not lame. It's really important. You're really important. It's really important to talk about that. pretty like, oh, yeah, you do it. That's what you do.

It's really important because things don't change. People don't talk about it. If everyone that goes along saying everything is normal the way things are, no one's going to question it, you know? You should talk about something like that. I'd rather talk about the headless horseman and his bodyless horse. I agree. I think it's funnier.

Like, I think it's way less important. I do. We're not important. No one. That's not, we're not important. That's true. but someone that is important could be listening to us. That's crazy.

Let me dispel that. Or someone that could become important listens to us. That's the problem. Let me help you feel better about that, okay? No one listening to this show, there's no important people listening to this show. Chris, the problem is this, right? There's no shot.

You imagine there's a president? Future presidents listening to this? You're like, I love that, I love that episode of the start. But Chris, but Chris, if that was the mentality, then things would never change, bro. That's a toxic way of thinking. I don't think, I don't think I'm important enough that my words matter at all, but I think what happens is when you don't talk

about things that are important, people don't hear stuff that important. People don't change their minds on bad things. Oh my God, the gayest thing I've ever heard is what you just say. That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. That's crazy. When your funeral has eight people at it and all of them are working, I remember for my truth.

Where did you get that from? I made it up just now. I don't believe that. I mean, every once in a while I get some good quips like, uh,

the, the Jaggits. I don't know. I thought Jaggitts was legendary. Now that was me. That was just me all the time. Jaggats was within the realm of believability because that's just stupid. It's really,

that was actually clever. The idea, the idea of being out of, there's no way you do that. Your funeral being everyone's there. All of them are working. It's just employees. That's good.

I like that. And one dude who just kind of stopped in because he was like the door was open. He was like, yeah, yeah. He was genuinely active for directions, and he's like, hey, do you know how to get to, oh, he ends up being pushed up to the front? Yeah.

Comes up to the body, slaps it and leaves. Comes up to the body, a nut chamber, pulls his pants down, busts. Slap in a dead body. He had a nut chamber the whole time. What was he doing on the ride here? On the right there, just warming up, getting it all locked in. That is, walk up. That's so devious.

I saw something like that before. Um, what? I, well, on a video, I don't think it was, there's no way it was real, because I was also really young when I saw it was probably in like seventh grade or some shit. But it was clearly probably Japan and this guy was just sexually assaulting. You know, he was coming on chicks sitting on park benches. So he was like chambered up. Like, you know, he was, he had a, he had a newspaper. And then he would be like in their vicinity and then just blow. and then he would run away. And I was like thinking, I really hope this isn't real.

But then at the same time, you never know. I might have just watched like an actual person like assaulting women. And then he probably put it up there like, oh, people are going to think this is fake because it's so extreme. I think about something like that every once in a while.

I'm like, I hope that wasn't real. And I'm just going to live in the reality that this is fake. And it's valid. Yeah. I bet Jordan's seen. I just, I have a feeling. He's like, oh, yeah, I know that one.

Let's get this last question. Oh, yeah, digs into it. Yeah. Let's get this last question real quick. Country music star Gert Sterling wrote in. That's a great. Gert Sterling? That is a great fake country name.

I do like it. Come to write that down. Gert Sterling is good stuff. Hello, I'm Gertz. Well, welcome to Gertz Sterling, Sterling, Sterling, Gertz. Hello, is it G. Is it G.

R.T. You? You, you. Okay. Dirt Sterling. Anyway, he writes in, he says, finally bit the bullet and bought into the Patreon. Nice.

Because I developed such a deep hatred of YouTube ads and that I began reflexively wishing death upon the actors in them. That's valid. The actors of who? In the commercials. Oh, got you. Gotcha. Gotcha. Dude, when I go over to some friend's houses and they don't have YouTube premium,

like I understand it. Money's tied or whatever, but like, brother. Like it makes me upset To be subjected to a YouTube ad Because I'm so good at avoiding it And by good I just mean I pay But Wow you got tech

You got the tech It's just crazy because it's just like It's so much worse Like I find that the YouTube ad experience Is so much worse than any other kind of like And it's because I use YouTube so often right Like I'm bare I go on Amazon Prime for a reason When there's something

But like YouTube is my default like that's what if I'm eating or something I'm putting that on. So like to be subjected to ads on my default is like, no, I can't do it. I don't know how other people do it either, honestly. Agreed. Lloyd doesn't have YouTube premium and I think it's crazy, but it doesn't bother her. And it really doesn't bother me more watching things. But like I have you until you do it.

And I have, because I have, I have a premium on my like PC and everything like that. But for her, it's like on there. And I'm like, yeah, because I think it's not mostly talking to her during it. So I don't really give a fuck about what we're. watching exactly on YouTube. Oh, I fucking. So it's a little different. I fucking hate that shit so much.

Well, I'm like, why are you watching anything if you're just going to talk through it? What the fuck are we even talking about? Well, no, me, because me and her are conversing. Like, you were watching something and we're like going back and forth. But that's if it's back. But that's if we're watching something. Yeah.

Like, now if we're watching a show, I'm like, dog. If you're, let's not watch this because I'm literally not watching it. People who do watch parties and shit like that, I don't even understand how you do that. Yeah, watch parties are. better for things you've already seen. You've already seen for sure. Yeah, there's watch parties. Like, I remember when you guys were doing the last of us watch parties.

Or, uh, I don't, was this when you were living with Ben and Amin? I can't remember. Yeah. And I remember being like, I'm not watching. I'm going to watch this episode and then I'm going to go over there. Right. I'm not going to, I'm not going to watch this episode for the first time with a, with a bunch of people like cracking bits all over the whole, the whole fucking thing.

But the thing about that also is that last of the last of the, you already all saw together. We already know last of us. Sure. So that's not going to be, that's not going to surprise us enough. It's, we put a cinematic game about them watching the thing.

But I understand if you're watching something like into, like it's like, if I'm going to study, I'm not going to have people over while I'm studying. I'm going to study myself. And then I'll talk about the notes with them or something like that. So I get, I get it.

It's fair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't watch like, yeah,

with, with people like that. Nah. Nah, because motherfuckersers want to talk. I'm like, shut the fuck. Yeah, exactly that.

Anyway, Sweenes, he writes a he continues. He says, Sweenes talk about his art teacher reminded me of the endless bad experiences I've had when it came, when it comes to art teachers. In kindergarten, my teacher ripped my finger painting in half in front of the whole class. A few years later, a different teacher said that if they knocked on my head, it would sound hollow. I was like seven, and I cried in front of the whole class. And in middle school, the art teacher grilled me because I had a minor argument. with a classmate in math and because I couldn't draw good enough

because I draw because I couldn't draw good enough circles I don't know what that has to do with anything and just kind of said the sentence kind of just ends the last one tried to fail me for missing two months of school due to an illness that ended with a hospital stay is it just New York thing

is this just a New York thing or are all our teachers the devil I had a really good experience with our teachers to be honest did you go is it near but I think there's New York City New York City school is really bad. That's what I got to say. Going to school in the inner city is, it's, it's, dude, I would not wish that I'm my worst enemy to have their child go to school in inner city. That shit sucks.

It's really bad. It'll make even good kids bad kids genuinely. That's what happened to me. I think I was a fine kid in Tallwoods, School of City. That's so, like I wasn't, I wasn't a sparkly pillar of hope. I wasn't a sparkly pillar of hope, but I was not a. bad kid and then going to school there was making me a bad kid literally

and then we moved upstate and I went to school and the worst part of upstate as well too and I was like well you're just making them a villain. Why didn't you're just making them a villain? Because where I lived first most of the time. But wasn't your grandmother a doctor? Yeah, but I didn't

go to private school. I mean you didn't have to go to private school. You just didn't have to go to the worst possible public school. I went to school in in the Bronx when I first lived there because it was the school system. And then I moved upstairs. I moved to PK.K. High first.

And then I was like, they were like, do you want to switch schools? And I was like, not really. I've made friends here. And they were like, all, whatever, just finish going to school. What's PK. High? Is that pussy king? Yeah. That's pretty good.

I would have liked it on there. Is peak niggas, but the biggest though with a kid. Yeah. I don't know. That's so stupid. I liked, um, Yeah, I don't know. I liked most of my teachers. There's really not, there's really only like maybe like two or three teachers I've had in my life where like I thought they sucked.

I hated. I had a shitty art teacher too. So no. I hated art class. I also just never let myself experience it correctly. I think that's why I was too busy. I was too afraid of being judged because of how bad I was at it. But I didn't let myself explore to become better at it.

And I think it was, it became a self-filling prophecy. Yeah, it's the right choice. Anyway, look on that note, we're going to get the fuck out of here. We're going to read. We're going to read the names of our $25 and a patrons. Remember, you can go to Patreon to Compsize and Star Tank if you want to go over there. If you want to early access, add free, exclusive episodes, get your question asked on the show, get your name right at the end of the show, all that jazz. We also have the voicemail tier that we're doing again.

We probably got to re-republish that number or post that number. Oh, yeah. probably like it's probably falling behind a little bit yeah i think so yeah i'll do that um anyway yeah count me down and we're going to read the the high tier 25 dollar fans now three two one latina latina cream king i wish we had optimist prime to do this instead of me yeah You're right. Yeah. That'd be cool.

What's his name like Peter Weiner? What's his name? Peter Schilling or something or Sterling or fucking smuggling or flugling or cluckling? Niblet or Fluglack or Peter Miss Prime or Nogam or Cumbulam or Cumpion. Peter Miss Prime. My favorite character. Scrimpulac or. Dude, Optimus Prime's real name was when I was first name was actually going to.

to be like Chester Chester Jones and then like they They got the voice actor His name was Piedemus Prime They're like actually You know what? This is pretty good I kind of like that

You know what Peter Miz Optimus? Yeah let's do that Sounds cool Sounds cool That was just how he sounded That's his normal speaking voice Yeah

That is so stupid I don't make shit up man Order of fries Animal style Animal style There's funny I'm in and out in a hot minute man. It's right about the movie theater. So I think I'm going to get that shit. There's a video of the guy talking, the guy that was Optimus Prime talking about how much he hated Michael Bay's version of Optimus Prime. Because he's a psychopath in those movies. And those movies, he's a prime dog. I love it. I love it. You're insane. Primes don't fuck around. I love it. There's a difference between not fucking around and being a psycho. And he is tripping in a lot of those movies. He's like, Autobots. I'm going to fuck a

gut everybody's face open. Let's kill everybody in a general vicinity. And it's like, optimist, what are you talking about everyone? Humans, dogs, cats, Megatron, me. Sam, do you want me to kill Megan Fox? Did she break up with you? I'm going to kill her.

I'm going to fucking kill her. He puts, he puts a, he puts. He's like stuttering over himself. He's like, he's actually lost his composure entirely. He's holding a gun to her. He's holding a gun to her that's her size. him holding a gun that I'll do it, Optimus.

I'll blow her fucking brain out right now. He has a human gun. They're just like, Optimus, please chill. Did she hurt you? I'm going to fucking kill her. I'm going to gut her.

Are you okay? Are you okay, Sam? He'll kill her. He's like, Optimus Prime. That's crazy. You're like, okay, I'm sorry. I'm still going to kill her that. I'm losing control.

Sam, I'm losing control. That's why she's not in like the third or fourth one, I think, one of them. Yeah, because I just tried to have killed her with a tiny gun. I love that. He can't even really pull the,

he can't even really pull the trigger. He just kind of has to, he just kind of has to jolt. He has to use, like, physics kind of, like to. Yeah. He's got to make a wire come out of somewhere and pull it. He's got to push it forward and pull it back fast enough that the trigger pulls it.

Yeah, yeah, okay, you can do that. You know how hard? I feel like that's so hard. It's probably very hard, but also, like, I think an Optimus Prime could probably do it. Yeah, he's an alien machine. I think he can figure it out. That's crazy. Or maybe he's got, like, a little, I don't know, little wires to come out.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Get off. I like that. I can feel a chubbing in your rear tonight, Phil Collins. In Jordan Peterson's voice. You godless darky. Oh, my God.

That's a throwback That's a throwback Shit, I don't even know how long ago that was But I remember that Black person I'll use all my power now Come in my hawk

Come to me God I wonder what the context was Damn so much I love you And love you and your poppy We love you Me and your pop you

I was going through a little bit of that compilation What Jordan Peterson and my dad Yeah Yeah Oh God I love the

I'm in your pet puppy He's in your puppy Pussy's so good Kingston Me and your dad We love each other Very much Very much

Pussy Pussy's so good He's still alive Is crazy I mean he's like He's in an iron lung or something Like he's He's like

He's on autopilot He's mostly chat GPT right now In Jordan Peterson's voice you okay I read that already uh pussy so good I know that bitch got BPD that is very real I've been there bro no I haven't but I've been there many times I know I know she's crazy there's no way she's throwing it back like that normally impossible bro man I think he's dead dude dude so I'm just look going so I just put his name in YouTube. And so five days ago, he posted a lecture, but it starts off with fucking AI of his voice.

It's not him. It's pretending like it's him. Like I hope you is channel. I hope, yeah, it's like, I hope you enjoy this lecture. It's not him. And then he's just rehashing old fucking footage of him like giving a lecture, like where he's wearing like half suits or whatever when he would wear like that two face suits. And so this was five days ago. And. And, And then I'm looking at one that's from 12 days ago and it starts off. Hello, everybody. Like, it's not him, dude. Hello, everybody.

What the fuck? This is crazy. Hello, I'm Jordan P. Dersian. Blessed evening and blessed tomorrow. I hope you're recovering, praying for you. So I wonder what's going on with them. We missed you so much. So thankful to these fucking comments.

Oh, my God. Sir, I hope your health returns. So what happened to him? So he got his neck ripped out by a Wolverine. Ouch. Ouch. Oh! So he's in recovery.

He's growing his neck back. He's using some experimental neck regrow pills. That's insane. Well, I'm not, it's not, I didn't do it. His neck is regenerating slowly. I think we could. Hi, guys, I'm sorry. I'm slowly regenerating my neck.

That was the same. It makes no difference that he had his throat rip down. I'm feeling, I'm feeling slowly. Continuing to pray for you. My and Kingston's dad. Kixon's dad has been taking great care of me.

What? My time of need. Stop. Don't bring my dad into this. It's okay, Jordan Peterson. I'll make sure you, you're back on your feet in no time with a brand spank and new neck.

Don't bring my dad into this. Okay. So here we go. So King Dad, he got, so your buddy Jordan Peterson, he's been out since mid-2025 with a severe neurological injury related to a medical complication. So it was probably on that. Severe? That's what it says. So it was probably from all that weird shit that he did in Russia, all like experimental stuff he did. He put himself in a coma to beat his benzodia addiction all this shit.

He's deeply psycho-sigal. No, he believes that a Wolverine ripped his throat out. He's convinced he can't speak. Holy shit. I don't know what the hell is this. Neurological issues. Acathia, a severe movement disorder along with sepsis, pneumonia, and chronic inflammatory response syndrome. Okay, yeah.

While unable to speak publicly on the podcast, you recently resumed writing and release an archive lecture. Okay, so yeah. So they're using that weird AI thing, which is creepy. I'd rather them just put text, like almost like as if it makes me feel like he's just dead already. It makes you, yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. He's definitely, what is it?

Why are we hiding dead people now? What's going on? Like, why are we doing that? Because they make money. They make money from it. Look at looking. From Washington Times. Jordan Peterson's wife says he's in another realm of pain.

This is in May of 2026. A realm of pain. I don't even like the guy. I genuinely can't laugh. that that that's crazy. I think it's not that he is sick. That's funny. It's the fact that she,

she's using the word realm. It's so crazy. That's so insane. Like he's he in fucking the nether realm? Is he fucking an outworld or something? Is he just fucking getting beaten up and shout con's beating the fuck out of him? Oh, Sean, stop.

I'm so used to being in one realm of pain. and now I've transitioned into yet another. Oh, my God, that's so funny. Shal Khan is whooping his ass. I knew I shouldn't have taken, I knew I shouldn't have gone on the bus that said, To Payne, Ralph. That's crazy.

Shal Khan is hitting it with the hammer. Dings is, in in in in in inhuman, out. Ouch, how did you, George. You know the grab where he grabs you and he hits the hammer that he's,

he hits your face on the hammer. Think. Why did you, why did you on purpose go to a pain realm? I was curious. I was so intellectually stimulated and curious about what that would even mean ontologically. Like what is pain? What is pain?

Especially for someone like me with sepsis. I already have so much pain. So what is new pain? What's a realm of pain? Then he immediately crosses the threshold and he starts burning. He's like, oh, I see. Oh, I see is crazy. I see now.

Turn around, please. Can we leave? The bus driver is melting. The bus driver is smoking. Willing. Why didn't he agree? Why didn't he agree to take this job? Willingly goes into the realm of pain.

No one may. He made him. Nobody made him come here. He was doing pretty well, too. It's like you didn't even need the money. Oh, God. No, Chester. I mean, would you like a promotion? It's $40 an hour to drive this route.

It drive to the pain realm. Yeah, where's the destination? Oh, it's a pain realm. Oh, you mean that place that immediately becomes like an unmanageable amount of pain and potentially kills you? Yeah, it's 40 an hour. You get four weeks of vacation and you actually get paternity leave. What?

He's already in the car. He's like, I don't know about, I don't know. It's like, all right, make it 50. He's like, done. No sweat. And then he died. I love that. He's like, you fucking idiot.

You're going to work one day. They could have offered him like, they're not even going to pay him for the full day. They're going to pay him for the full day. They're going to pay him for the. long as he was there. Did he make an hour? I mean, yeah, he didn't even finish the day because your first route is probably within like the first couple of hours because you usually go back and forth a handful of times.

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How much fish-based content exists really, you know? That's, that's what I'm saying. It's like, there's not a lot of it. So, like, maybe not, but like, so if it was ever, I mean, SpongeBob is the obvious one. I'm surprised that there hasn't been like a, a mafia within a SpongeBob, huh? I feel like, wow. Wow. Huh. Is that really possible? You said it so like. Hello, Joe Rogan. You said it so wondered. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Interesting. There has seasons that we haven't seen. There's probably a mafia thing.

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I like that. That's so much leg as well. I'm 5'4. That's like a... That's three. That's like two straight feet of leg. It's a lot of extra leg. You would probably have a heart attack.

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Oh, no. I'm going to fart. Don't tell anybody. What happens? That is a loud fart, dude. That is crazy. Is it that bad? It's so compressed, too.

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I missed it. Whatever. Should be Asian the way I eat the pussy. I don't know if I get it. You're a bit about walking in. Oh, right, right.

Yeah. I forgot that that was a stereotype. Yeah, I'm not as up to date on my Asian racism. Yeah, it's just a rank. Yeah, it's weird that I missed that one.

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I don't remember that. I don't know whatever. Right at the freaking solo, too. Chris got a nose so big he could smoke a cigar in the shower. That's crazy, dude. That is absolutely nuts. It's a fucking awning, dude, that's awesome. awesome.

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