The Snark Tank - #427: Captain Ginyu's Jackass

Episode Date: August 1, 2026

Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Sweeney. It's him, Derek. How's everybody doing today on this, the Lord's Day, depending on whatever. I don't know. I'm sure there's a Lord out there with a day that's based around today. Hopefully.

Yeah, I mean. It definitely has been. There's been enough civilizations. Yeah, there's enough civilizations. There's been enough time. There's been enough gods. surely surely today is a Lord's Day somewhere

I want to find the most interesting God like like like you know there's a they represent shit I want to find like what what's the goofiest interesting you gotta leave Europe I think Europe has the most boring ones yeah

I think Europe has this boring ones I just turn into like homosexuality like it is always end up going a gay way for them so it's like just go to like I respect that like just trying to get people do gay shit I respect that Go to Mesopotamia. I feel like they have the fucking most lit shit.

Mesopotamia? I need to learn more about like, because I think there's so many undocumented African gods. I think there's a lot of undocumented ones because they were probably, you know, wiped out and swole before they were able to like tell their tails and shit.

You said two words there that triggered me. You said African and undocumented. Of course. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. You can go to Patreon. com slash the Star Tank. Remember, you can go over there. your questions. You can

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at the $10 tier that you can access. We got to repost it because it kind of gets buried in the feed. Oh, yeah. But leave some more. Leave some more. Actually, yeah, leave some more. Call in. people love it we should do

females i want to see every single female i want them to leave because i want to prove that we actually have women i listen to the show yeah i don't i don't i haven't heard one woman ever ever listen to show once we should do an episode of x-a-mba that's all what's all the call all voicemails all that'd be a good idea that might not be a bad idea once a month we do like we do voicemails during episodes but once a month we do only voice recalls i think that'd be useful oh also so i don't know in if we've probably said this before and this should be intuitive, make it short.

If you make it short, chances are you will make it a show because some of y'all, you tell an entire story. And listen, when we read paragraphs, like Chris can read fast. y'all are just talking normal speed and I don't actually have on my phone that can turn it to 1.5 or anything I can't do that. Yeah, we can't increase the speed. Yeah.

Look, if you've got a good story, sure. But like we're not going to, you know what I mean? If it's not good, we're just not going to put it on. You know what I mean? So like, that's kind of the thing. But here's the thing. If it's short and it sucks,

we might just put it on anyway. Right. There's actually some that have loaded up right now. If it's like a 15 second, if there's like a 15 second or a 20 second voicemail and it sucks, we'll play it. That's complete dog shit. Yeah, man. So like just brevity is, uh, brevity is the key here. Yeah.

You know? So keep that in mind, but, uh, you can call that number. What do we got to talk about today? This is not really a lot. There's, uh, Lindsay Graham died a hilarious death. I shouldn't say that. A hilarious. Lindsey Graham is dead.

And he had a funeral over the weekend. I think like maybe like yesterday or the day before. And had all the, all the, all the, all the, all the stars are here. Trump was there. He said a couple words. My favorite thing was like, Trump went on stage. He said this. He's never met a war he didn't like.

He said this. He said this on stage. And then afterwards, Sean Hannity was like, you know, I've seen a lot of people say that Lindsay Graham was a war monger. That's just not true. And so it's like, back to back is crazy like that. That's awesome. I like that was the best part of the, the proceedings. It's the only part of the proceedings I saw, by the way.

It was it was, was just Trump saying like, he never met a war he didn't like. And then Sean Hannity would be like, that's not true. Just like, you're on stage. You're on stage at this guy's funeral. What are you doing? But who, who is? Like, who is, it's just like, I just,

who is that for? Like when they're doing these performances, when they're doing, when Sean Hannity and I wonder who is that for? Oh, yeah, like all the Lindsay Grahamheads out there. The Grammys.

The Grammys. All the Grammys out there. Shout out to the Grammys, dude. Yeah, shout out to all the Grammites out there. The Grammites. The thing about Grahamheads. Who the fuck gives this shit about

Lindsay Graham's funeral. Like the thing, look, here's the, I'm sure his family, if, I don't even know, I'm not even really positive this family cares, but like, I don't know that they showed up. Yeah. The only thing that makes me, it does give me some kind of peace to know that Lindsay Graham spent his whole life gay and afraid. Like, that's kind of great. Yeah. Like, that's awesome that he just lived in fear of just being exposed for being gay. And he died that way. That's awesome. Yo. Sorry. You just, so we have autistic and afraid merch, right? Oh, that's right. Gay and afraid? Yes, sir. That is the next, that's the next one. I don't think that one is, I think that one is a little too true.

I want to watch it. Why don't you do a solo thing? I'll do a very solo thing for you. Yeah, like, we'll let the gaze in the audience side, of which I'm sure there are many. Yeah. I think we do have like a significantly, a way larger than we should have of a, of a, of a, a homosexual audience and I appreciate them very much so. We have all the gay people who think

all this crap that we think are funny is funny. Yeah. There's a very unique gay. You got a laugh. You got a laugh at the bullshit. There's one of my favorite I'm not trying to go off topic, but one of my favorite

bits from Comtown is it's like Fox News or something at like a Bernie Sanders rally or like a town hall or whatever. And it's like the same guy that just keeps like disguising himself but poorly. But he just, he's just disguising himself as a black guy saying like, oh, my name's like Lazzania Garfield. And he's like, yo, why come we steal so much? And he just keeps asking dumb fucking. Why come? Why come we steal so much? He keeps doing shit like that. It's so funny to me. And again, as a, if you, if you haven't seen the video, uh, me and Kingston are,

or black guys, you know, you might be surprised and you might un-subscribe right now if you haven't seen the video. But, um, dude, I've seen comments where I'm just like, I had no idea. Oh, for real? Yeah, I've seen, I saw one. I remember one stuck out to me like, like, maybe like a year ago. Or, uh, sometime last year, I know for sure. But like, it was just like, I had no idea.

Kingston was black. And I remember being like, first of all, you were, you were listening to this year. He said the Edwards so many times. Like more than anyone. And so like the idea that like they were listening to the show and they were just like, oh, this white guy is just saying the end or whatever. He's like, oh, he's black? The amount I critique black folk.

If I was a white person, I was doing that, I'd fight me. That's crazy. That's like you fight that person. Listen, there's two things going on with that. Number one, it is, it's what you would call kind of soft racism, which is not like microaggression. It's not intentional, but I understand because, and here's the issue, because I know, I know what it is. It's the black Americans, especially on television, the way that it represented, people usually think like, oh, the black American slang from the

South, that is how black people speak. That is just that, that is how they think black people exist. And so I understand why they think that, but it is when you just think about it for like five seconds, it's really retarded, particularly when you just speak to people, of any ethnicity that are from the South that sound relatively similar because they all grew up in those regions. You know, like, I was just watching a little thing about a hot flash of, like, in Texas.

It was in like the 1970s or whenever the fuck it was. We were over it, like rose like 40 degrees and like a few minutes or something shit because some weird weather phenomenon. And then like one journalist went down there and was interviewing these Texans from like a small town. And they sound like niggas. You know what I'm saying?

because like they just sound like rural black of southern people and then those black people migrated right and then they started integrating and then having like the New York slang is mixed with South and the New England and shit and all that blah blah blah so on and so forth so I understand

why people will say that like oh y'all don't sound black and I'm like well you know I'm not going to talk about this whole fucking thing I think that's what it is they think I should they think I should They have to sound like a freaking a freed slave. That's a little extreme. My mistake.

I talks like this now, master. You see, I come out here and I speaks my words real clear. I would go that. I would go that far. White is. White is. Oh, my God. They listen to hip-hop.

I'm going to get mad. I'm not going to say. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't go that far. A lot of them listen to hip-hop. And then they hear there's the representation. And then they're like, they're taking aback when somebody just speaks. Like, oh, I didn't grow up with people who have that Southern dialect as that.

I didn't grow up in that. within that people in that house like that. So, of course, I don't sound like that. I'm not going to, I'm not going to drag it, but I'm saying in the modern world where there is the internet and there are so many forms of media where black people are a part of, that is insane. I think maybe pre-internet, that is still insane, but it's like, I can kind of get it. It's insane. It's insane if you think about it for five, because I'll just, last thing I'll say is, you know, there are black people all along the world. And so obviously they don't also have any sort of foreign connection to this country.

They don't all sound like black Americans are all around the world. So, you know, it's like you go to the UK. They sound like where they fucking grew up. They, you know, it's like weird, shocker. Anyway, you're not going to see a Zulu person that sounds like fucking Kevin Hart, you know. That's not how that fucking work. But yeah, the other thing I wanted to mention about this person not knowing, it's also cool because that means they are just a fan of the podcast. They don't know about our prior work.

You know? And so that it's cool to run into people like that. That it's like, oh, you didn't know us prior to the podcast. So you somehow, you know, you found us. And those are the people that I'm more interested in because I feel like a lot of people that grew up watching us. You're locked in. You were already like, oh, we enjoy your guys as humor. And then the other people that joined on, they're like, oh, yeah, these guys, these idiots are all right. I'm going to subscribe.

And I'm like, hey, I don't have humor. I'm fascinated by people who find us through just audio. only though like that's what's fascinating yeah right because i'm just like how he's actually fans because i don't i don't listen to podcasts so i don't even know you know what i mean like i don't even know what the discover but like i don't go on spotify and browse podcasts yeah so like i just don't even know what that experience is like i'm just like just like i'll just listen i feel like trying out a podcast is so difficult like oh i'm just going to give this podcast a try right it's like watching a video essay so watching a video essay is like at least like visually stimulates

stimulating and just and you know that there's like some i can tell within like the first like 30 seconds of like a video essay whether or not it's going to be like a worth worth my time you know like a lot of people dude i've i've clicked on and off of videos so quickly sometimes i'm just like you got the wrong voice for this brother like it's it's a bummer because i'm just like oh i know you care this is a 45 minute video about you know i don't know destiny or whatever then it's and he goes like the original games and I'm like oh fuck I'm sorry like I'm sorry I know I understand it's not control but like dude I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm just like come on let's be real I had to change my voice too you know I had to do it because we're broadcasting on microphones

stop man some people it would it would be better if they were a little self-aware I necessarily No, they're expressing themselves, man. Look, I understand they might have the voice for TV. I don't even have a voice for TV or radio or whatever. I don't think I have a good voice either. But you're right. Yeah.

Wow, just crazy. I have to do a lot of post-processes. Like, we all have to, a lot of people don't know this. A lot of people don't know this. We should actually do like a documentary of like behind the scenes of like what it takes. And it's like, hi, guys, I can't say, yeah, yeah. That is literally like right now we just turned the filter. off right now. Just so you can hear it.

Oh, man. That's I don't, I can tolerate a lot of bad voices. There's some of them, I think, I think only have one real example of, uh, there was, um, like the basketball content I watch. There's a guy called uncut hoops that I can't watch because his voice, it's too nasally. He sounds like a

fucking complete nerd, like a stereotypical nerd. Everybody else, like there's a guy that sounds close to him that's AM hoops, but he also sounds kind of like, all right you're borderline but it's in the so when I'm talking about a blonde James

I'm like nope I can't do it I can't do it I can't do it I can't do it it is unfortunate it is unfortunate dude what's um the thing that drives me crazy is then when I'll watch a video

and then the audio is fucked up not even like when it's not fucked up is too broad but like the narration or like the voice track is like one you know it's

it's like, I don't know, minus three. Des, D.Bs, right? And then they'll cut to video that's like plus four. And then they'll cut back. I'm like, how the fuck? The lack of compression. And I go to their channel. And they got like 10,000 subscribers.

They've been around for a while. I'm like, I, like, this was okay, maybe like, 2013. And even then, I think it's like, balance the fucking, what do you do it? You know what I think, dude? This is, it's actually like, I actually, I actually, like, loudly seathed. Like, I caught myself. I caught myself like, like, he's talking. And then, like, the, the video cuts to a different, like a trailer or something.

And it blasts. And I went, I did that. I was like, all right, I got to calm down. Because I was really interested in the premise. And then it just completely, like, I just didn't watch the video. I was just like, I'm not doing this. Yeah. I'm so tragic, man.

I would just turn it off. There's, I've definitely turned. I did. Yeah, he did turn it. Right. Um, I, I saw there's, there's an audio booster within YouTube for that very reason, because there's people who won't compress their fucking audio and just make it balanced. So then you can just, oh, your, their voice is normally too low. So they boost it and then they kind of drown out the music.

And it works better for shit like that. But one thing I've noticed, and I think is because when you're, there's like a real time effects when you're using a lot of dog. and whatnot and programs. And you don't really see the waveform change a lot. And I think that's really fucking important. Visually seeing the waveform so you can just see that they're relatively the same. And that drives me crazy. It's one of the reasons why I still a lot of times use old school audacity because everything is,

it's not good if you want to like go back and change things after you're deep in your project because it changes immediately versus you're just toggling things on and off. So there is that. But like there's also just, you just see exactly the way from. So if you're doing a small project, it's very clear.

Yeah, it's very clear exactly what it is, where you're at. And then you're like, good, it's relatively balanced. And I hope people, um, I hope people like,

because, you know, a lot of people are picky. So who do I'm like, I hope that it's balanced enough. I look at it and I feel pretty subconscious about that. I'm like, I hope it's okay.

There's a minimum tier of quality, you know, to it. And it's just like, I'm not an audio file. You know what I mean? I don't care about this stuff generally. But like, if you got me like raising and lowering the volume constantly, I'm just like, you know, that's all I ask is that you let me relax and not have to constantly adjust. What are you playing a game with me? What is this two player? Yeah, yeah.

Like, oh, now, now you go. Now you lower the volume and I'll raise it. It's just like, this isn't an interactive situation here, buddy. We're not playing together. Maybe you crack the code. Maybe that's what it is. That's what they're doing. Yeah, they're just like, I want to play with people.

I want to play with people. And it's, yeah, I don't know, man. I just think there's like, I don't know. There's a skill gap. Have you ever, let me ask you something. What? I don't know if this is too petty. Like, this is, this is pretty petty of me.

I don't know if you've ever done anything like this. I was watching a Reson Evil. I was watching Reson Evil videos. There was just lore videos. And this one guy, I can't remember what the video was about, but it was an early creator with maybe like a couple thousand subscribers, but the video blew up.

And I was like, oh, this is probably really good. And he's talking about like Resident Evil as a whole, but then he mentions that the first one he played was Resident Evil 7, and I just clicked off the video. I clicked on the video that was like, this is.

Because then you're like, oh, I'm not more knowledgeable to you. There's no way you know more to me. I've known. I just feel like, how could you be talking about this? fucking the origins and this and that and I'm like your first experience was a very unique

experience and it's weird to be like retroactively going back and and I think what he was not so this is what I'm saying and it's not and I'm saying petty I already preface this is already right right yeah but like one thing he was and he was saying things that I largely agree with like say for example he was saying that the remakes are better. than the old games because they fucking are. Like, because there's, there's,

there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, I, I know there's always a revisionist wave of shit going on. Even when people talk about something as simple as like the tank controls where I'm like,

guys, they were shit. If they weren't shit, they would still be using them. Like, let's just stop being stupid. You can say that they're, I can get used to them easily. That's okay.

I, you can say you like them, but we're saying if we're comparing modern controls versus tank controls, like just stop being retarded. But, like, he, what he was saying I agreed with. But when he just immediately said that his first one was I'm like, well, you're, well, I mean, first of all, your experience is totally biased because you didn't even grow up with the old ones at all, which I did. And so, and I'm saying, like, I would, that's why I just felt a little petty. I was like, man, get the fuck out of here.

There's petty thing. What did that one come out? Like 2015, 16, 17? Something like that. Probably like 16 or 15 or something like that. And I'm like, it was something around there. That was your first one? I get it.

I think... Immediately. You know what I've done? I've experienced things like that where like I will subscribe to a channel and then unsubscribe just so they incur a loss. So they can see a minus one. I've seen it.

There's so many things like that. Dude, I've seen... So that, oh, that new Halo game came out. So that remake. I do like you make of, I mean, it's, it's fine. Like, it's, it's a remake of me. The AI is busted, but it's like, the thing is like, Halo 1 is just fun. So like, even if you fuck it up a little bit, it's still kind of like, this is fun. This is good. But it's not, you know, it's a bit of a mess. But I saw like, there's so many, dude, the critiques are so fucked because like, there's a lot to talk about with it. There's a lot to talk about how it looks and like, you know, it chugs sometimes. Like when the flood is on screen, which they, They handled pretty well, actually. But whenever they're on screen, it's like, it becomes a fucking slideshow.

It's crazy. It's like they can't handle like how much AI is there. I'm just like, oh, no, this is rough. And then the complaints I've seen, dude, there's one that I saw earlier today where it's just like, they don't let you kill female Marines. This is real, by the way.

There are people who were like convinced that they coded the game so that like you couldn't kill women. Oh no, the anti-woke strikes again. Literally. And there's a guy like in the first section where he's just like, because you can kill the Marines and then they turn on you. It's like an interesting kind of thing. But he was trying to kill the Marines.

It's like, oh my God, I can headshot the guys. And it's, I can't kill the women. I can't do it. And it's like this whole woke thing. And it's just like, but if you've played video games, you know what a bugged hitbox is. Like you know what these are intrinsically. if you like video games.

You've experienced hit boxes that don't work correctly. To assume that they would be like, let's go out of our way to code that the women are invulnerable instead of just like fucking the code up. By the way, you can kill them. It just takes like two extra shots because the hit boxes are fucked up.

It's just like, it's over, man. Like, I don't know. Like, it's just people have mass psychosis themselves into thinking that bad coding is woke. Yeah. Like that's how fucked it. It's gone. It's just like your average person. And this is why, and I tweeted this out yesterday, it's like, it's why I can't, I used to believe in the criticism of like, oh, well, I don't need this yellow paint. Or like, I don't need like a waypoint over everything.

I don't think this game respects the player's intelligence. I don't think this game trusts the player's intelligence. And the older I get now, I'm just like, yeah, they shouldn't. Unfortunately. I don't need the yellow paint and I don't need waypoints over everything most of the time. I can figure out where to go generally. Yeah. But like, yeah, I don't blame them really.

Because I'm looking at your average person. Exactly. I'm playing games now and I'm like, no. Yeah, and I think people are stupider now. I think genuinely, I think something happened. I don't know what it was, but something happened and everybody is dumber. Everybody is more illiterate. everybody is less able to read their surroundings and think about just basic solutions.

They're looking at bad code, which would have been obviously bad code and assuming that there's a political agenda motivated Biden as if they had the time. As if anybody would dedicate money and resources of the time to be, hey, let's make the female Marines unkillable because we don't want women dying in our game. The fuck? That is so insane. So like put your waypoints, put your yellow paint. I know, I will say, one thing, which I will say one thing that is pretty funny. That is obviously ridiculous, but when I think about some of the people in the gaming

industry back a few years ago, like say, I think it was Battlefield 5 maybe, where is that the one where the women were in World War? Yeah. And to me, that's not the issue. it's say the explanation like some of the developers would give and what they would say something about being on the right side of history and I'm like that's not it's not way it's not first of all that's not why you did it same same thing in like Mortal Kombat I think it was 11

Mortal Kombat 11 was the same thing where they just the women were a little bit more dressed up barely because if you played MKX the women weren't scantily clad like MK9 so like when one of them one of them came out was like well we just wanted to give them proper And I'm like, you're, so now you're soapboxing right now and you're making those freaks. It was like, no, you already did it.

And you didn't say anything in MKX and it was fine. And it's just like, now it's making some of these freaks that do have psychosis think everything is that. And to a point where slay and aspire too, right, when they retroactively found out about, what was it Anita? Anita Sarcassian, yeah. Yeah, now they're like, oh my God. I'm like, bro. You already like the game, dude. move on, please.

I want to encourage these people to just, brother, whatever this, let's just say for the sake of argument, you can't kill fucking female Marines. Does that impact your gaming experience? Is the campaign devolved now? Is it now, is it

unplayable? Like, what the fuck? Derek, Derek, what if I bought that game, it's supposed to be to kill female Marines? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? I'm not thinking about that part. I'm going to be real. The female Marines. There are like, you're taking that from 10 people. that did. There's like probably 10 games. We are a legion.

We are a legion. We are we are a legion. There's thousands upon thousands of us. Thousands of us. Look I'm not going to I'm not going to sit here and pretend like look if they if they actively sat there and we're like we have to code it so the player can't kill the

women Marines. I'd be like that's a silly way to allocate resources. And it's really dumb. What do you do it? Like that is a, like you have way bigger forish to fish to fry with this fucking game than coding that. But to assume that that is what it is. Right.

Instead of the obvious thing, which is, I don't know if, I don't know if you've played video games in the last like 20 years, but they're often not finished. You know, this game especially, you know, there's like, there's all sorts of visual bugs and like hitbox bugs. There's a hitbox issue with like the fucking jackals, which is like one of the main enemies in the game. So, of course, there's one with like the only type of marine that you only see once in the game, which is they're sitting. you know in the cockpit cockpit of the ship it's just I don't know it's just willful ignorance

and in an immediate jump to like what's the what's that argument that uh what is it um never attribute to malice what can be attributed to ignorance yeah or um or stupidity or I don't know what the term is exactly but it's something like that is malice to ignorance

Occam's Razor is that most of the time it is that it is that basically yeah because it's like oh why is why is is that not your first instinct to think that like, oh, they just, oh, it's just a little buggy. It's a little fucked up. Like, whenever we see, when you see, when I saw, um, in Assassin's Creed re-sinked or whatever, black flag resinked, a ship do fucking somersaults.

My, I didn't think, oh, whoa, this is, this is big somersault trying to, try to influence the public. Like, what are we talking about? It's so silly. You know what? If I were them, though, I would actually patch the game to make them. defensible. Like, that's a bug actually,

but we're actually going to make the women invulnerable, actually. I would. At the point, instead of spite, I think I would do it. Where we're at now, I'm surprised we haven't gotten

woke the game, but it's like actually AAA. AAA woke the game. Like I, like, because I'll fucking, it's like that, um,

recently, I think I saw you, you might be following them too. It's a, uh, slam Frank. Oh, the,

the music. the musical. It's like that, where there's a bunch of mouth breathing freaks that can't tell that this is satirical. Like, they can't tell. And it's incredible. I'm like, you think these people are so quote unquote woke that they're just like, I'm going to unironically make a fucking hip hop and frank musical. Shut the fuck. Like, I can't believe it. I will say, dude, that whole thing is like, whatever that is, I'm sure it's like right wing coded. That shit is hilarious. slam frank is hysterical because I've seen a couple of clips from the songs and I'm like these are good musical like numbers like genuinely like if this

this sounds like an authentic that's it's brilliant that's why it's brilliant yeah you know it's better than I would argue it's better than say particularly because you already know who Max Stone and Trey Parker are so like the Book of Mormon you know exactly what you're getting into this thing

I understand how some people could maybe spend I don't know 15 20 seconds being like holy shit they made this but then you start realizing you're like oh yeah this is oh this is funny this is it's taking itself seriously

and that's the whole it's I think it's brilliant I think it's good yeah it's it's the it's the kind of yeah because it's like it's like poking fun at like that that over it's poking fun at the the type of people who would you know who would do this or who would be this overly, like, it's so woke that it winds up being racist again. Yeah. But like the thing about it is like, damn, they actually went through the, they actually put time and effort and skill. Like that's, that's so much better than just some dude on a, on a webcam.

You know what I mean? Being like, this is woke. I'm Jeremy Hambly. I piss and I pissing shit in my draid come like, you know, like, what are we doing? Yeah. It's, uh, I respect the effort. In this field. I like it. The fact that people, you know, like say for example, if the people that wrote it, because it's hard to know exactly the, I didn't look into the motivation behind it. But I assume it's just just poking fun for the sake of it because it's too, to me, it's too brilliant to be. Because first of all, the right wingers that saw the clips are freaking out. So if you were trying to cater to them, you completely miss.

the mark. So I don't think it's catered towards them. I think it's, I personally think it's more catered towards just people who are like, oh, I can laugh at stuff. Like this is just funny. Like the way that say, I think South Park used to be back in the day where it was anyone can get it. Like there was no like, what's the flavor of the week, you know, the way that they do things now. It's just more of like, oh, it's it's the fucking, it's the Scientologist's turn because we're, we're, this is funny. Let's do this right now. And which is weird. Because, you know, then Isaac Hayes quit and then he died shortly after. I thought that was really fucking weird.

But, you know, we don't need to talk about that. Yeah, anyway. So, everything's fucked. What else is, what else is there? So we talked about Lindsey Graham's funeral. There were two other things that we wanted to bring up before we got into questions, but I can't remember. I remember one was, what was the one that you wanted to bring up?

I wanted to bring out. I wanted a shout out. So a lot of you might know Elvis the Alien. He's been on the show years ago. Years ago, yeah, he's done an episode with us. he has a really good he has a really good channel which my favorite thing I ever did

that he's ever done was he was asking I don't know why he did this but he was like the top comment I'm going to review this video so two times in the row it was I did gay you know hard ars from outer space or space movie 1992 and then the next one was boss hard R

which you know great great movie by the way it's a really good movie good soundtrack. So and then he did another one. I was like, I told people were tagging me and I was like, no, I retire. I'm not going to do this again. Did this continuously make him review things with the N word in it?

He did it though. He did it. He was truthful. Because if I was him, my part would have been like, I'm going to do the second best one. Yeah. That's what I would have done. 100%. And then you just keep putting them all of them. I'd be like, I'm just going to not. Make him quit that. That's why I was like third one,

let it be authentic. and not this, because of course people are going to vote for this one. Anyway, but yeah, he had a clothing company called Alien Wear, Alien Clothing or something like that. It was alien clothing, yeah. And AY-Y-Y-L-I-N or something was spelled a weird. Because Alien Wear is a computer company. Right, right, exactly. And so that shit was thriving for a long time.

I watched a video about it. And, dude, this is so fucked up. In a nutshell, the video is Trump, you know, you see those stickers of Trump. being like, I did that. Like, essentially Trump destroyed his clothing company because of tariffs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The tariffs fucked him.

And where he was trying to work with a company that was in-house in the United States because he normally would ship from Canada and there was massive tariffs. So then there was a mix-up. And all these people that bought this one line, they were going to have to pay these tariffs because it was supposed to be in America. It didn't happen in the United States. But anyway, he fronted the bill for all of those. extra tariff shiffings, which destroyed him.

He was getting the red. And basically, long story short, alien clothing got, it was like a toxic brand. So he started over. So now he has plot armor. I think it's like plot armor apparel. Plot armor apparel.com. And so he has like, he went from like a lot of like just niche like alien type stuff and weird interesting stuff where he started collabing with like soulsborn stuff.

been horror movies. He has one that's like the thing right now. I saw the Jason Voorhees one he had before. Yeah. Michael Myers. So like this shit's good. The quality is awesome. I've always liked this quality.

It's always been excellent. It's some of my favorite stuff. So I just wanted to shout him out. And I also thought it was crazy because I can't like, it's weird being this close to someone who were like, oh, your business got destroyed because of Trump. I've heard things like this. You hear about farmers and whatnot.

It's another thing to know a guy. Yeah, 100%. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is, that's great. Yeah, I haven't watched that video yet. It was in my watch later because I just didn't have time. Yeah. And, you know, he didn't even say, he didn't say, he didn't, because obviously he didn't want to make the video political.

He was just talking about what happened. He didn't say, he talked about the tariffs, but it's like, well, who did the tariffs? Yeah, yeah, if you're smart. So, if you know anything, then you know what he's talking about. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, that's, that sucks. That's crazy. Uh, yeah, oh, yeah, plant armor apparel.

Shout out to Elvis. Elvis, he's a, he's a good dude. Yeah. I always liked him. Even, even, uh, even, uh, even, like, even when everybody started disappearing, I was like, you're, you, you, you, you strike me as, as good people. Yeah. One of the normal, like, regular not putting on like a weird front or, you know, getting into some

crazy wild allegations. He just kept to himself mostly with his wife and just good, just good vibes all around. Like, it's nice. He's actually just a person. Right. Exactly. It's just a person with the fucking video camera. There's so many of those freaks. There's so many of them that turned out to be so,

so many people that I met at, that we met at VidCon turned out to be so fucking weird. And it had so many weird things involved with them. Like I have all these pictures with, I found a video footage with, who's the British guy? I can't remember his name that got into, he threatened to throw a brick at someone. Can we ever forgot his name.

God. What did he look like? Do you remember? Oh, my God. He has a little bit of a Lisp. Fuck, I can't remember his name. He threatened to throw up. Do you have the video? Do you remember he, like, freaked out in Discord? We talked about it on an episode, I think. Oh, my God. The audience knows who I'm talking about. I wish I knew this person. That sounds crazy. That we met at Vickon. Oh, I'm Alex. I'm Alex. Thank you. Thank you.

Like that guy. Like, I have a video with him. I have a couple of videos with him. I have a video with him, too, I think. Fucking out. He was on our early. podcast. He came to our first Glendale. He came to our first Glendale apartment. Yeah. That's right. I remember. I think, yeah, because we filmed a video in my in my room, I think. Yeah.

And he told me, he was like, I'm beating my girlfriend. I'm really like, that's crazy. I've been my girlfriend, mate. It's hilarious. I'm beating my girlfriend, but I couldn't understand him through the, you know what I mean? He was British. So I just thought he was talking about like food that he was talking about. I'll be a big, I'll beat my girlfriend, right? I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's, it's

there's AC here, huh? Oh, great. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Can I borrow one of these bricks? He was a ripie.

He was like taking all sorts of bricks from the United States and bring it up to just the best. Just to have new ones. Just to have new builds of bricks. Anyway, on that very monetized, anyway, on that very dollar-friendly conversation, Mm-hmm. Check out Plot Armour. shout out to Elvis genuinely

he's a good dude so I hope he I hope it works out all right next up yeah what I'm just saying yeah when we have it let's okay so the only other thing

and we'll speed through this pretty quick and then we'll get into questions EDP 445 back in the the zeitgeist a little bit I did a video on him years ago yeah when he got caught for that cupcake. The cupcake incident.

The great cupcake incident. I feel like I remember it vaguely. I can't. Yeah. It's so, it was in a weird space. Because that was when I was kind of, I was not uploading that often.

It was like a random kind of. I remember the thumbnail the most because I had a wanted poster of him and the reward was cupcakes. And I was like that was the thumbnail. It was like him, his wanted poster like nailed to a tree with like the reward being cupcakes. Oh. I'm really, really happy with that thumbnail.

It definitely happened, though, right? During, oh, because we're still doing the, we were doing the podcast because I remember. For sure, yeah. I remember making a thumbnail with cupcakes involved, too. I'm starting to remember that now. Yeah. God, how long ago is that, man? I'm about to check five years ago.

Damn. EDP 445 still at large is what I called it. I mean, and still, which is crazy. Yeah, but. I'm so happy with that fucking bummedale, dude. I want to see that shit. Because when I share the screen, it doesn't like automatically fuck the video file up, right? No, it just creates another.

Yeah, so just ignore it. That fucking picture of him. That picture of him is so fucking crazy. I don't know why. I put it in a field full of locusts, but, um, but yeah. So, EDP 445, famous pedophile, a legend, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, I guess.

I don't know what the situation is. He wasn't convicted. He wasn't convicted. Allegedly. But he is most known at this point. At one point he was most known for just internet memes and like random, uh, he had like a bunch of sound bites. I still hear his stuff like there's that, that clip of him going, it's all right. You know, in like a bunch of, a bunch of videos.

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's all right. I mean, it's all right. So he's got some kind of cultural footprint outside of that. But like most people know him. I'm sure most people know that clip, but most people don't know that it's that guy. Most people who know that name know it because he got caught traveling damn near across state lines to meet a child.

And when he got caught doing it, he said, I came this way to get a cupcake. I can't believe that was the first guy. It popped up in his fucking head. The cupcake defense is amazing. The cupcake defense is iconic. But, so, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just, I, because I forgot about how the video went, right?

And there was at the end of it, EDP was trying to fist, you're trying to fist pump the guy with those fucking dad shades on. It shit is, I forgot about this. It's, oh, man, what, what a fucking time. Those are his cupcake procurement glasses. You know how we all have those? We do. Yeah, it's a standard, standard bit of kit. so yeah he got caught you can watch that video it's

it's funny it's also dark and disturbing but it is it's a wild video so like there was an announcement recently of uh this guy named what's his name mike clum which sounds like a fucking Bart Simpson fucking prank call name like I don't know something about the clum is crazy but this guy did a documentary

on boogie some time ago um so he's graduating in terms of severity, I would say, of criminal or unsavory activity. So he made a boogie one a couple years ago. That kind of exposed a lot of things about Boogie. With his involvement, by the way, Boogie was a part of that documentary. And it seems like EDP 445 is a part of this documentary as well.

There's a trailer that came up around it where he says some interesting things. he says somebody asks him like oh why do you why do you want to fuck a 13 year old girl he's like I think the answer is pretty clear and I'm like all right I mean

there's a sound bite where he says fuck the innocence out of someone and it's like all right I don't know what's I don't know why you're doing this but like I mean some people are so hungry for fame that even if they're a pedophile

they're like yeah I'll take it I that's crazy to me I don't know something to me something to me doesn't, I don't necessarily understand, clearly I don't understand the laws. Because this seems like such a slam dunk to a conviction. So for me, is like what happened? Was there a deal? Is there something that gone on behind the scenes that we don't know about?

Because I feel like if you're a prosecutor from whatever area that took place in, it's like, oh, this is easy. this is awesome. Like I'm gonna like if I was a DA or something, I'd be like, I'm gonna fucking another notch on my belt. This is great. So I think the way they procured the information that fucks up, fucks up the case. But it's,

I think because it's content creators like making a video of it, and spectacle of it, I think there's deniability in it. Like I don't think like if it was just done by a proper sting, like if it was done by a proper sting like if it was a like, like how they used to catch pedophiles like properly, they'd cut them out and just like that. It'd be a different way to.

acquire it, but I think because of the nature of how they got that information muddies it up. Well, here's my thing. I understand. Because they weren't working with officials. I understand not him not getting arrested right then and there. I totally understand that. But then procuring something to, I don't know, seize his devices afterwards because there's enough probable cause to do that.

There needs to be something. I just don't know. I think I. The problem we saw, we saw. I agree. I agree. There's now. So it's separate from him getting arrested.

right then and there. Then I would just, I would assume, and again, somebody can absolutely correct me, please. But the way that, it's like right now

what's going on with DeForvid. Oh shit. DeForvid, that's a big thing. It's going on. Dude, oh my God. I didn't even look into it.

I saw one thing and I was like, I literally cannot see this. I'll talk about, I've been on top of it. I'm watching the long crime network to get, there's a reporter.

And then even though I hate that, I don't like Traplor Ross, but he's in the court. And so he has, he's actually reporting. And I was like, I can't believe they let that piece of shit. Anyway, just to stick the EDP. I just assume that I guess I just don't know enough about how things work. Because I just thought it's weird to me that he's not in prison, but okay.

And now he's getting going to get some money because clearly this guy is paying him to do this. The lawyer at the end of the thing was like, if I had one thing of advice for him, I would tell him, not to make this. That's the one thing on lawyers said again. He was like, hey, don't make this. Every lawyer that,

like, has, you know, that's an order to defense lawyer for a perpetrator or whatever. Every time they always end up saying, like, if I were you,

I wouldn't do this. And every time. And then they're just like, well, I can't tell you not to. I just, I, you know,

and then they always end up fucking their own asses. Look, man. you cannot make this, but if you do make it, I'll get paid. I guess, make your choice. What do you think EDP's thinking, like, he's so, he's so fucked anyway. He might as well just make a bag or something. I imagine that's what his think it is. I guess.

Yeah, I guess. Spectacles more important to him, I guess. I don't know. This guy's clearly wrong. Boogie was different because, like, boogie, like you said, what did you say? You said it was like, um, ah, you compared like two people. I said, like, him going for making a boogie about, so this guy, I was saying, making a documentary about Boogie and then going to EDP 445 is like going from, it's like the canceled conversation about Aziz Ansari and Bill Cosby in the same sense. That's it. That's it.

Now, to be fair, I think boogie is way crazier than Aziz Ansari. Sure. But the premise of just these two people being looped together by like any kind of string is kind of crazy to be because I'm just like, brother. one's like a crin he's a cringe i guess i don't know a prostitute addicted weirdo yeah and then the other guy's a pedophile like you know like there's a pretty massive leap i think um i actually i made a video bobby one time saying this was before the cancer thing because before that i was like what did he actually do because there are people that were hating on him to the point, like, he's the worst guy ever.

And I was like, what did he actually do, though? He's just sucks. He's just fat and he sucks. Like, really? I was like, what did he actually do? He didn't do anything. He is annoying and fat and lame. But that's really, that is really it.

Like, it really, it's not worth like, this is a broad part of, what do you, what's so funny? Like, I'm just described, I'm just describing him. Like, I'm not saying, I'm not thinking you just recall about like fat or later. Yeah, you can be fat and cool. Yeah, he can be fat and cool. He's certainly not fat and cool. So he's fat and lame and he's dumb and weird. And he's got fucking, he's stupid and fat and dumb and lame and stupid.

And he's fat and stupid and dumb and certainly fat. He's stupid. He's certain. I can't emphasize fat enough. He's fat and dumb. but that's not necessarily a crime you know it's not a crime to be fat not a crime to be fat dumb lazy stupid and dumb and fat and dumb and gay but but you know so going from him to edp is like that's a pretty that's wild actually that's a wild

fucking leap in my opinion there's some people look look this guy is in a real fucking journal I shouldn't say that. I don't know his credentials at all. I don't know this person at all. I'm just assuming he's not a journalist. He feels like he's not a journalist to me. Because I think people, because journalism is a profession,

people forget about this. So I feel like a real journalist who actually went to school and have degrees and shit like that and they'll go in the trenches and stuff like that. They can interview evil people because it is interesting to hear their perspective and whatnot.

But I know I'm, if this guy isn't a journalist, and he probably isn't, then I know that's not what he's doing it for, right? He's doing it to, it's like, he's like a shock jock guy. He's like the,

it's all spectacle. He's like the, the soft underbelly dude or whatever. Like if you've seen that channel, the, what is it called the soft white underbelly or something? That's crazy. Have you seen that channel?

Yeah, I do know what that is. Crazy name to have. Crazy name to have. It's fucking wild. Yeah, and, like that guy.

Why does that sound familiar to me? Like he's not, he's just, like he's oh yeah this guy he just kind of like praise on the the the the the the the the saddest parts of our society like he makes these videos that just it's not like he's not doing it out of the goodness or he's not trying to raise awareness it's just it it fills his fucking pockets you know and um yeah i'm not i'm not a huge not a huge fan of that i would i honestly would rather him just make fun of these people because it's like at least you're

being authentic. You know, like, right. Yeah, I see what you're doing. But anyway, I don't, I'm wondering. I'm like, am I going to watch this when it comes out? Because I feel like I probably am when the EDP thing, John. I think I'll probably catch the, I'm sure the best parts of it will be on Twitter, you know? Yeah, that's a good point, actually.

They'll find their way. I, because I didn't even really watch the boogie one either. Like, I think I did. I did. I think I watched most of it. And then I was like, I get it. Like, I kind of just like, I get it. He's fat, dumb and.

gay and stupid and fat and dumb and he's not very smart and he kind of sucks and he's fat and stupid. Yeah. Like, that's, I get it. I get it. So, like, I think this is going to be, oh, he he, he, this, I'm sure this is going to be another one where he's like, okay, he's a

pedophile, and he's fat and stupid, and he's a pedophile, and he, you know, he likes children and he's dumb, and he's, he's fat. And he's fat. So, like, that's going to be, that's going to be what it is. There used to be a campaign for Ethan Ralph

Oh Ethan Ralph to me is A trillion times more interesting Than EDP Because EDP like Oh he was just some Eagles fan They used to yell a lot and shit Whatever okay

Yeah there's not a lot of meat on that bone really So Ethan his tail I just I hate when people don't see the vision I hate when there's like gold And somebody hasn't picked up on it Because I'm like guys

I see my wife loves locoes. She loves fat, dumb, stupid, and gay locales, too. And I'm just like, this is Mecca. You guys don't get it. How do you not understand that this is the greatest locale? I, a lot of people think this is hyperbole. But I think Ethan Ralph is better than Chris Chan.

I really do. I know. I think that's objective of nature. I think Ethan Ralph is there different creatures. They are different creatures. But that's why I think that's why he's better. Christian, the thing is, you can feel bad for him. to a degree. Ethan Ralph, there's

you can feel bad for Christian's problem. Mentally disabled. Yeah, it's mental. Ethan Ralph is mental, but. I don't go as far to say that I feel bad, but I understand what you're saying. Listen, listen, what I will say, what I will say is Christian is like,

Christian to me is like a, like steamboat Willie. Mm-hmm. You know, where he's like, that's the, that's the OG and you have to pay respect to them. There's nothing. Or like, you know what's like, what's another example? Like, like Superman? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, like, that's not the best hero, you know, at this point. Like, we've got more. I disagree. Don't, don't put it with Superman. Listen, I'm not saying, I'm not suggesting. Stop being retarded. That's not what he's doing. I'm not suggesting.

I think he's the green horn of locales. Like, he's like the first, like, first radio show. Like, this is how it began. This is where it came from. Or who was those freaks with the, the engine and the cowboy? What was it, Tonto and the, oh, the lone. The lone ranger? Is that it?

I think the Lone Ranger, like that, that shit. He's the, earliest example. He's like he's he's he's the citizen cane of low cow. He's the citizen can't. He's the first person to do it. He's the first person like that. He's a good one. There's a lot of first. There's a lot of first with Christian. I can feel for Christian to a degree. He literally made he literally made the first let's play. That's literally true. That's actually for real documented. Like he did the first let's play ever, which is crazy. So what's the I mean, it's sound real, but I'm, I know, but it's like, look, and I mean like it's one of those things versus like, I'm sure. There was maybe one or one of two others, but, okay, he was, of any consequence, like, he was the first person to really do it. Gotcha. And so there's, there's a lot there. But Citizen Kane, it's not even as good as Tropic Thunder, in my opinion, at this point.

So, I mean, I agree, actually. We've advanced. We've advanced. And, uh, you know, even Ralph is way more interesting because he's way more of a fuck up. I, I don't, I don't find Ethan. I Ethan I can't humanize

Ethan Ralph anymore That's the thing He's not a human to me anymore He's a thing Chris Chan is just like Christian is just like Like Christian is like

You can tell it was once a person's life Right Christian is a Greek It was Chishan is a Greek tragedy It's a Greek tragedy That has gone on for too long It's gone on for too long

It's like overstated It's like one piece. It's like we get it. it like how many like okay like it's a thousand episodes of this oh he's he's doing they're doing another thing great listen even ralph to me is like I'd never know where

it's gonna go you know like I it's completely unpredictable the guy looks like fucking modoc it's insane ether like an anthology series where no one knows what they're making before they make an episode it's the fucking honesty brother what is going on it's keep

and it keeps getting interesting you think once there's a little like when Odysseus is sailing and there's like, all right, there's a little born right now. Then something crazy happens. How does this guy from all the twist and turns that he's done and homeless fan can probably, you know, stitch together all the times I brought up Ethan Roth, which actually would be a really cool video. Now he somehow got, he tried to marry a porn star. And like it's, it makes, it seems fake.

when I tell you the things They've never been Huh? Christian's never been beat up in Brazil Portugal Portugal Twice Imagine Imagine imagine

You know what I mean The craziest thing The craziest thing about Christian Was that was that You fucked his mom thing Which actually turned out to be I guess like dubiously I guess that's not actually

Something like that It was a little forced So it's a little Well it's I guess There's debates as to whether or not Even happened at this point So it's just like a If that's not

Because that's the big thing So if that's not real, then it's like, oh, well, they, you know. Yeah. I mean, it's still crazy. That's the biggest thing. That's the biggest thing to date for sure. I think the thing that sealed the deal for me where I just like, I can't even look at 4chan anymore was like that little girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was my like, infregnated or whatever. I was like, I'm like, I'm out. I'm out. It's totally. You jump, you jump the shark at this point. I don't even want to see anything. Just, dude, it's time to old yellow this saga. It's time to fucking, you know, go look at the rabbits, George.

It's time that it's, we're done. We're done with this, please. Ethan Ralph, there's still way more juice to squeeze, man. There's still way more meat on that bone. Ethan Ralph is so interesting to me because Ethan Ralph is like what happens when you just genuinely don't give a fuck anymore. Literally. Like you genuinely don't. You don't like there's no like parents.

You don't want to embarrass. There's no like, oh, I might see people one day that know me and I don't want them to know me for being. Like he just doesn't care. He doesn't have anything to hold on to. Does he have kids? I don't know. He does. He does.

He has two kids. And it's like, does he not like he just, he just like. Listen, let me cut you off for a second. He's untethered. He's untethered. Like he genuinely has the freedom of this world. He doesn't care about what he does. He doesn't care about what kind of dances behind.

I think that's, that's like, interesting. I want to do a quick. We do have people that. just like there's a person that found us through the audio, so they clearly can't know about the Ethan Ralph. Quick recap. Just where he came from and where he got and where he's gone. So this guy was born in like Tennessee or some shit or the South.

He's just a southerner. He became popular through. So if you've heard of this thing called Gamergate, there's two different things of what Gamergate is, depending on who you've heard it from. From people who were actually involved in it, there were people who actually were trying to shit on games, journalists,

and developers that were being kind of stupid. They were being ridiculous. And people were criticizing them. And then there were people like Ethan Ralph. So this is like around like 2014 or whatever that had a website called like the Ralph Rort or something. And a lot of 4chan people would congregate with those types. And they would just harass the fuck out of it.

of a lot of these developers and people adjacent to them. So then to the developers, obviously to them, they're like, this is a harassment campaign towards women or whatever. They're just fucking with us. And literally nobody talks about anything about ethics or in gaming journalists or integrity or anything like that has been lost to the side or that was just an excuse or whatever. And so he was a part of that.

And that's where he gained his prominence. And then he had the show called The Killstream. And the Killstream was just Jerry Springer, but with Slug. That's all it was. They would bring people on to argue about nothing and just say the worst things imaginable. And it made him a lot of money. And of course, that short-lived because it got nuked off of every platform. And so after that, he just started spiraling.

You know, he lost his parents, everything, you know, like everything starts spiraled from and became. What do you mean? Like in a card game? In a card game? No, I don't know what happened to his dad or whatever, but his mom, like, had cancer. and stuff and there's a video there's there's there's footage of him or audio i should say of him mom asking him to take him to dialysis but he was too drunk and pilled out to do it you know like so it's really sad that people call it the pill stream uh because that's what he has like that's

that's right it's funny i'm sorry it's funny when you encompass the entire thing together because that would be tragic for somebody we're like oh this sad sack of shit but then you realize who this person is so let me just skip a little bit ahead so then he just started like oh, I'm going to fucking start. Here's a high school girl. You know, she's maybe 18 now or something now. And pregates her, releases a sex tape of her, you know, to make some other guy jealous.

Then he gets with this other girl who is in the lolly. And she used to date this guy named Digibro, who was also in the lolly and who would defend it. And I remember because Digi bro, I remember this guy. And I briefly was aware of him through a, it doesn't matter. There was a collaboration thing. But they're all in the lolly. And then Ethan starts dating this girl impregnates her, moves to Mexico.

And then she eventually leaves him too. And in between all this stuff, he's beefing with another creator that we knew named Andy Worski. And Andy Worski, he had his whole arc. That's a whole separate fucking. video. But to make Andy jealous for some reason, because Andy Worski is Portuguese. He's like, I'm going to go to

Ethan Rob's like, I'm going to go to Portugal and fuck your sister or something like that. And he just ended up getting the shit kicked out of him and his purse stolen. And it was up on eBay for sale. Somebody whooped his ass and stole his purse and put it up for sale.

Crazy. Went back to Portugal. Got beat up by a streamer's friend. There's a streamer name cog something, cognitive thought. He flew to Portugal with some British bloke, some big guy. And just live stream whooping his ass. So we got his ass whooped in Portugal twice. And he's had his ass whooped fighting Ethan Ralph, a trans woman.

He got his, he got elbowed in the fucking face at a bowling alley. All captured. I've never seen anyone. publicly beaten up this much. And nice little neat beau. He now, a porn star flew to his house

and to make a video to make a porn, make like porn or something like that, but he scammed her. He tried to marry her. She was all drugged out and fucked up. He scammed a porn. This guy's a demon. This guy's the devil. And that's essentially where

in a nutshell, I've missed some big stuff too. But that's more or less a lot of the cool shit that's gone on with him. Cool. Can you imagine seeing a documentary about that? I don't even watch like an actual re-enactment of it. Like that's better than the honesty if you're fucking asking me. At a certain point you got to put you got to close sarcophagus.

You know, that's all I got to say respectfully. At a certain point you got to close the book. Look, when you, when you, like you said, when you don't give a fuck anymore, like it, those are the people that really live forever. Those are like you see like the worst people just keep living where you're like, how are you not? You know what I'm saying? Like we would, Lindsay Graham, I know he was in the 70s or whatever. But you would think somebody that hateful, you think it would be easy for them to just kind of like end up, you know, dead. You know, like you would think it would be much easier for like, oh, that guy sucks so bad.

He's got to go. But that doesn't happen. They refuse to let go. And that's what keeps you going, man. Um, Ethan Ralph once said that the haters are why he's still here. And that's all the fuel you need. So, um, yeah, that's, uh, whatever this documentary guy's name is that's making the EDP thing. I think you should can it.

Cancel it. Everybody go tell him. Look into Ethan Ralph. I promise you this will win you a fucking Oscar. Probably. There's a lot to get into. It would be, it would sweep the nation infinitely more than Tiger King in my opinion. That's crazy.

Yeah, what about that? Yeah, because it was just like, oh, everybody was bored and at home and it was relatively interesting. The love triangles and the Karen Baskin, I think that was her name. Carol Baskin. Carol, sorry. Yeah, so like, that was kind of compelling. It was, it was interesting, but I was like, nah, I've seen better, dude. So there you go.

I agree. There you go, guys. I won't recap it ever again. Just refer to this episode if you ever want to know about Ethan Ralph. What's happening? Oh, did my iPad just update? Your iPad gay? I guess so.

I guess that's the new update. It's a woke update. Gay soft. It's a woke update. The woke update. I knew this would happen at some point. I love that. Oh, shit.

DeForven. So if you guys... Oh, right, DeForven. Yeah, if you guys looked into... I mean, is there anything really new? You know what I mean? Well, yeah, absolutely. So, because they're going through a minimal amount of evidence just to secure going to trial.

It was just the whole like, hey, we need to disprove, prosecution just needs to prove there's enough probable cause to convict this dude. So they, there's more than enough to, like, he's... They just kind of... The thing that bothered me and everything, because I've already known about a lot of the stuff, but the thing that they went through a lot of the text messages, and he started texting her or when she was 11, and then, like, they were, like, sexually active, which she was, like, 13 or some shit like that. So crazy.

And that is so crazy, man. And around that age, and there's all this text threads. And it's just, like, it's, it's just monumentally retarded and fucked up that, like, that, like, I know that like the fucked up stuff is neither here. It's like it doesn't really need to be stated. It's the extreme idiocy that just makes like what it? You weren't even you weren't even trying to like hide that you were just doing it. And then they're alleging now what they're going to probably bank on is,

oh, she threatened to expose him. And then that's why he, you know, took her. out. And that's going to be... Well, that is true. That is, well, that is what they're going to have to prove because the defense is saying that there is, first of all, there's a little bit of gaps. You can't say 100% sure that there isn't physical evidence that David took her out. There isn't, and the decomposition of the body, it was a little bit too difficult to say what exactly happened, but it was a couple puncture wounds that more or less did it.

But they can't say exactly what it was. It was just too, you know, the body was too far gone. And they're missing some stuff. They're missing some footage because it was too, you know, like if there was footage, it was like probably written over or deleted. It was too far away. So there's things, there's holes in the thing to where he may be found responsible. Maybe it won't be murder one because of like this little bit of reasonable

doubt, you know, it's one of those type of things. But like anybody who's like not retarded, you're like, well, who else did it? Who else? Who else? Who else would have been like, why else would somebody do it? Unless just freak accident, she was parked in his Tesla and he went to go pee or something and someone to hurry up and like murder real quick and then ran out before he got back. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. They murdered her unfortunate. It's going to look like I did it now. Oh, no. So stupid. It's all, I don't know, all that's so crazy. I remember just hearing about the age gap thing.

I was like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? He planned a kidnapper. That is so crazy. He planned a kidnapper. So they had the gate. I forgot how much it was probably like, I forgot how old the age gap was like, say, she was probably like 14 when she died, almost 15. So he was like 22, I think, or something.

So then just do the math. if we go back just a couple years. They planned, so she was all kind of like iffy about this, but also he was just like so, it's so crazy. He had a security guard help plan to kidnap her from the parents. Like she was in on it essentially, but she was also a little nervous about it. But they called it Operation Awesome.

Like that's what they call, like to actually steal her from the parents. Had a name for it. Operation Awesome is crazy. Like, what is happening? Like, and then the security, like the security guard. Like, unfortunately, who I was listening to didn't name them. And I'm like, why are you protecting this guy? Like, this.

Because that's great. Imagine being in on it. You're like, hey, DeVorven, I need you to kidnap this 13 year old girl. Sure thing. No more. Yeah. Say no more, fam. You pay me good. You pay me, you know, 25 an hour.

And you start spinning his hands and hands. head at the same time. Yay. Yay. I cannot wait to deflower her again. I love. I love interacting with children.

I can't even like the difference between so what is, is 11 and like 17 or something like that? Something like that. just in years right that's not a big deal right you hear like one you hear like that's oh that's six year seven year age gap or whatever

it's like that's normal for adults for adults exactly that's still a huge age yeah and then you think about it's you're fucking so stupid and then it's a long eight that's that's like like not to say that it's truly magic wants to be stupid for this conversation one to be coming on no no no no this is a worth conversation to have to right once you become adults you're an adult you know you've already reached a point of maturity

so that is understandable but when you're like when you're young that's a huge age yeah that's what I was building to that's what I was going to say and then you totally know it's not and I was talking about it there's an entire point why would you try him in

I was just saying fire this man that's so crazy I think this little only point it's literally the only point What even was that? I was just saying something.

I was just saying something and you went and fucking terminate. We continue. Go ahead. Because you were like, that's still a long age gap and I'm like, that's crazy. That's not really that's a pretty decent age gap. Not for at the same time. He's like, his point was like for when you're young, that is a extremely wide age gap. That is fucked up.

When you're in high school, no one gives a shit anymore. When you're in high school or when you're that age, even like a year is kind of a lot. because so because there's and it's not really but like you know what it feels like a lot because like people are changing so rapidly in that time that's maturity that's people change so rapidly from like a like nine to to 12 is like insane as far as like differences and like how you look and how you change compared to like 25 and 30 even yeah and that's a full five whole fucking year right so like to to imagine dude the headspace of like you're 17 and you're chatting up an 11-year-old is crazy. Because nobody is more acutely aware of the differences between those types of ages than people in those ages.

It's not like, it's unmistakable. Right. Like, that's ridiculous. That is legitimately... You couldn't... Go ahead. No, I'm just saying, like, you couldn't get... You couldn't get 15-year-old me

to even be friends with, like, a 13-year-old. or like a 12 year old really. Like I would have cousins or whatever that I would, you know what I mean? It would be like, okay, well, like, whatever. I would know a friend's brother, like my friend's brother's that age. Or something like that. And I'm cool with my friend's brother. So like, okay, I'm cool with you by practicing knowing your brother.

100%. Right. But like even like my friends brothers weren't my friends. You know what I mean? Like they were. Some of them were, but after years of being friends, after years of being friends. After years of being friends. Sure.

They tagged along. It's completely incidental. So like, I don't know, my 11 is. insane. Like I look at videos of me when I was 11 and 17 and like I still look like a kind of a baby when I'm 17 to be honest. But like I'm, I look way fucking different. Yeah. It's a from 11 to 17. It's insane. That's why I went in the whole age thing is for me. It's like it's this fuzzy in general for me. It's it's because truly it's mental. Truly mentally is what matters the most. Truly. But what happens is that you can you are so mentally different between those age groups that even trying to like it's it just feels weird. I'm like, oh, she's 18. I'm like, yeah, but my nigga, it's, she was 17 a day ago and that's real arbitrary now that it's a different. Well, I mean, that's kind of the thing where it's like, why does it? It's really, it's really just like this. It's just a, it's a conversation that's just murky no matter what.

Like, if it's like, if someone's going to question how young this person is and I'm with them, I think it's already, it's already a bad look and watch out. I think that's, I think it's like that kind of thing. Because then that's kind of like just, hey, people who look extremely young, even though they're like 20. No, that's not, it's not, no, no, no, that's why I, that's why I said, that's why I said, it's mental. That's why I said it's mental. That's why I said it's mental. But you literally just said that if, if people question it, like if someone looks young and they're, they're, they're, they're of age, it's like, well, they just look young. Well, then that's young. Like, what do you? And then I don't understand what your argument is. Derek, Derek, if I'm saying, if I open it saying that it's obviously a mental thing, it is. Yes, but then you said something about if somebody's questioning that. That. It's questioning that. It. person's age. Yeah, but on like, on like an actual valid instance, not just like, oh, this person looks young.

It's like, yeah, but they're also a 35 year old woman. Then it's like, oh, anyone questioning that at that point, it's like, dude, go, go, go jump off a bridge. This is literally a grown ass woman I'm with. But if like, you're like with your homies, right? And they're like, you're like 26. And it's like, yeah, she's like, well, she's like 19. She just turned 18, like nine months ago.

It's like, oh, oh, I would just say, hey, for safety, for your thing. Maybe you should like watch it. I think socially. So yeah, socially we all know like, okay, that's legal. Socially, we all talk behind those people's backs, right? We say things like, we have ideas of like why they're doing it. And usually what it comes down to, I don't necessarily think that person's a pervert because they are going after somebody that's legal.

I think they're desperate and they suck. That's my first instinct where it's like, oh, you can't get somebody, you can't get a mature woman. it's not that you don't want one you can't do it because for example there are mature as extremely beautiful women right hally berry let's just say for the sake of argument if hally berry wanted you would you would those would that person be like no i want that fucking 18 year old no i hope they i hope i think that they would love to be with hallie barry even in her fucking 50s because she looks amazing still but they could never you know like you look at hallie burry right now she's she's on vacation with her husband and stuff like that and you mean you're just like Lucky-ass, nigga. Like, there's just, like, a little part of me from being a kid growing up, being like Halliberry is fucking smoking, there's a part of me that taps into my younger kid stuff.

And I'm like, because this guy, he's not, like, famous. He's, like, he's, like, low-key. And then so there's a little bit of real, like, oh, man, lucky motherfucker. Like, from, like, back in the day, like, could have been me type of, you know, bullshit like that. Or because it was, it wasn't like, say, oh, she's with Brad Pitt or something, where you, that you could never have those intrusive thoughts because. You can never, you're never going to be Brad Pitt. You know what I'm saying?

But like, you can be a regular person. And then happen to. Man, man. Man, man, I would have, I would have fought. A lot of them. Gothica was my favorite. Even though I wasn't a good movie. I think she looked fucking great in Gothka. If you told me that I had to defeat Franz Langanoo and just blow for blow, head shot for

head shot, I would win. I would make it so I'd win. I would try. I would literally be like, if I don't land this hit, I die. And I'd have to go first. right, can I go first? I mean, there's, it's like, yeah, can I go first? I would have done that for Alia,

Aaliyah in Queen in the Damned or, um, she has a, she has a, go watch the music video. We need a resolution. That it's, it's basically the same thing where she's just, I would crumple him. I'd put him in an infirmary. He'd have to live in a hospital after I'm done hitting it.

I love the idea. I would do it. Because I think you can achieve moments like that if you really have something to drive you. I, I'm just, I'm afraid. So here's my thing. Hallie, every,

you, it's weird, you're hard to, it's harder to find the people who don't think she's beautiful and desirable than not, right? So you're containing with Francis and Ghanu, who probably thinks the same way as you. No, no, no,

no, no, the stipulation for me to do it. It's not us versus each other. Okay. But they bring Francis, they're like, they're going to give him a cash pot.

This, my prize is they're going to, I can, I can get her. Okay. has no, but I'm just thinking of like, he has a monetary game. He has monetary game. If I'm Frances Ngano, but I'm like, I would probably be like, wait, but I want her. No, he's not informed of that. He's not informed. This is not that we're not playing the same game. Oh, you don't even tell

him, gotcha. We're not playing for the same prize. I understand. Okay. So he's like, hey, you get a nice, you get a nice, you get a nice, clean five mil. Yeah, you're like, I don't really need that anymore. I've been packing salt for years. I got, I got billions of dollars of salt in my hands. And I'm ridiculous. And, and, I'd be like, oh yeah, you have to, you win this, you get, you get her. I'm like, all right, cool. And I'd go first. And if I went first, I know I'm winning. I love the idea of summoning the strength to knock him the fuck out just for a crack.

Just for a chance to talk to her. I get like, I get like a 45 minute not great date with her. Like they're not really funding much. I still got to pay out of pocket for a lot of what's going on. They're like, the stipend they gave me is like 18. $11. Listen, I don't... And we're at a really expensive place.

Y'all don't understand, man. Like, she, you know, there's, I don't think there's better genetic. I've never seen better genetics before. Because when you look at her, she's not like cut up to preserve her youth.

And she looks incredibly young. It is, it is a fucking anomaly to me. Because usually, even people who look... She's beautiful. She's definitely one of the most beautiful women ever, but she's at, like, there's a tear with her. I think she's up there.

I think Nia Long is up there. I think Angela Bassett's up there. I just think there's Gina King is up. Regina Hall's up there. I think there's a lot of, I just, I just think that, because there's a lot of, there's a lot of great women that are in their 50, 60s right now that we've seen. And we've also discussed on the show before. But right now, I can still tell that they're older. I cannot, if you told me how old.

If I didn't know who she was, I would be like, oh, she's probably like 38. Like, if I looked at, like, I wouldn't say that. But I think she looks, brother. Just, I would like, I think, I think she's gorgeous. Pull for shit right now. I think she's beautiful. And I'll never deny that.

Go on her Instagram. I'll never deny that. She looks like she's a day older than fucking 40. She's just like she's in her, like, she's like she gets passed for her 40s. Like late 40s compared to like other 40-year-olds that you see. Granted, just rough or does way rougher. On average, they're way rough for 30-year-old. average they're way rougher because they don't but she's beautiful it's just like i'm just talking

genetically just like uh if we're talking about somebody like ronnie coleman who is who was genetically a brick house before he even started doing steroids you know what i'm saying like she's she's gorgeous man there's some people who were just gifted with certain things like she's beautiful the person who has like the the fucking 10 inch penis doesn't know what to do with it they just they're just gifted with it they're just like well i have a huge penis and you're like excuse me why are you not in porn? They're like, I don't want to do porn. And then you, you know how she looks like to me? Honestly, she looks like a more, this is disrespectful, even though she's a beautiful woman enough.

She looks like a more beautiful version of Whitney Houston and me. So if Whitney Houston was even prettier than she was, it'd be highly buried to me. Houston did too much drugs for me. I'm talking about, I'm talking about well prior before she looked like a drug burnout, obviously. I feel like she's always kind of. No, I think she was a beautiful woman. I mean, she's not ugly. I ain't saying she's ugly.

I just always kind of, she was a little bit too, uh, heroin chic for me. She's always been very thin. I've never, I've never, you know, I'm sorry. I don't, I don't, I don't, no disrespect to thin women. I, I've cracked many thin women. I'm just saying, I'm not trying to disrespect, but, you know, she's very attractive.

A little bit of meat is, is, is, you know, come on, guys. I'm not. She is very attractive, Derek. I'm looking at her and I'm like, this woman is just genuinely gorgeous. What is, what is, Chris, what is mecca to you? As far as, like, like, the penalty. What is the woman that? Louise Dreyfis.

Who would you fight? Who would you fight Master Chief for? That's crazy. No one. He wouldn't kill you. He wouldn't kill you. Yes, he would. I don't think he'd murder you.

He'd be like, oh, I'm not going to beat up this. He wouldn't try. He wouldn't try to, but he would. What if he's just like a man? I'm not going to kill this blind lesbian. I'm going to let him rock. And he's not going to kill you. He's going to punch you in the face.

That's it. He's, come on. You got to, come on, playing to the bed. Who would you? There's got to be one woman that like, you know, Master Chief's going to feel bad for you.

He's going to take a dive. But he's still going to hurt you really badly. I really don't think. I don't think, Derek, I swear to God, if we tried our hardest, if Master Chief was crippled in a wheelchair with both his arms not working well, the three of us would die in a minute or so against him. He would bite us to death. You fight Master Chief while he's making love in the Paramount Plus one.

That's crazy. I think he's more dangerous than he's horny. He's hyped up. Yeah, yeah. He might fuck around and plunge you too. You got that's just a dangerous place to me. He might throw you on the bed. Come over here.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm finishing the mission. He throws your legs behind your head. 1989. Oh, you know what? In 1989, Julie Louis-Dreyfus or around that era, Winona Ryder. Mm-hmm. Nornah was good.

Gorgeous. I think they're gorgeous. She said 1989. Young-O-Nor-Rider. Juliannewe was a. Julia Louis-Rivis. So like the, Elaine. Oh, okay.

in 89. So it's like, that's probably season one. Ah, yes. What do they call them? Japs. Japs. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I love that so much. Jewish American princess was that was the thing. I remember I heard, I first heard that. I was like, excuse me. Excuse me?

What? Jap? Oh, like Asians. It's like A.B. That's crazy. That's what I said. Ew. Ew.

Ew. No. Never. that's so funny all right you want to you want to throw out some questions is it all good or are we fun yeah that is crazy so it's like like kind of girl

ew Jewish American princess there's ABG I almost got with the Jewish American princess she was insane though so I had to I had to say no I mean she was actually insane and then there was a Jewish girl before I was like whatever I don't

I don't like ethnically I don't think so for me I'm not sure I've also never been with a pure Asian woman They always even if even like They've always mixed with something I was just like

That's crazy That's so crazy Let's let's dilute the blood It's like when you put a little bit of water In your alcohol Let's change this up a little bit I even mean Indian too She was mixed with Nigerian

And I was just like come on man You can fucking Double scammy What's going on on here. That's crazy. That is so... That's the modern. That's the ancient and the modern. That's crazy. That is crazy. There's nothing more

She would get you to send her money. She would somehow do it. They were millionaires. I didn't ask them how they made their fortune. I didn't ask them. I didn't ask. All right. Go ahead, man. Okay. God damn. The screen keeps going.

They probably reset my fucking settings for like how long the screen stays before it goes. into sleep one. All right. Kingdom Hearts 10, more like Kingston Hearts men rode in. That's true. He says, hello, gayer, and gayest. I just wanted to write in with a minor correction about the hilarious demise of Coach Redbill.

Oh. All right. Yes. In favor me. We did make up a bunch of shit really about this. But so he was not killed in combat fighting valiantly on the front line, nor was he exploded into Miss Swiss cheesed by machine on fire or torn limb from limb by a gaggle

of angry Wendigo's. He was in fact, arrested three separate times by the Ukrainian police for making Russian propaganda videos while living in Ukraine, which is apparently quite frowned upon. I like that. Apparently, they don't take too kindly to this. And I can't imagine why. After the second arrest, he was released on bail and unsuccessfully attempted to flee the country. He was arrested a third time, a third and final time for violating the conditions of

his bail release and contracted pneumonia while in prison dying on January 12th. 24. Hey. Please play the Price is Right losing horn sound effect in his honor. Oh, that's crazy.

That's excellent. Bro. That's crazy. Yeah, I guess I didn't know how he died. I guess I just kind of assumed it was hilarious. So I did know he died in captivity. I did know that, but that's boring.

That's crazy. You imagine just stumbling in on that? Yeah. I didn't know he got pneumonia. That's hilarious. Nomania is pretty funny. There's that. Nomonia is quite funny.

That's crazy. They just can't get them antibiotics, man. They're like, no. That's crazy. They were like, we know we could help you with fucking Zyrtec. We could save your life with a theraphlu if we wanted. Niet. Niet, in fact.

They let him die like a dog. In fact, when you turn into it. coach deadbill and then they all laughed and high fived and shit that's cool high five dude someone's dying and you high five

well dos vidanya tovarish he's just like very white way that's great bye with this fucking

alfalfa hair sticking up um it's cool I'm glad we got the right information though yeah I'm glad we corrected the record. As we all know

this is a very, uh, we like to be accurate on this show. We like to be a well spring of accurate information. I get so upset when we're wrong. We say wrong things. It's our only, in fact, and you can

quote me on this, this is our only goal with this podcast is to never say anything that is not true. Facts. We always, we just always, we're always talking 100% facts no feelings here. This is the

no spin zone as Bill O'Reilly. As Bill O'Reilly would say. Shout out Bill O'Reilly. Shout out Bill O'Reilly. I hope he comes back to life and dies again. He's still alive. Damn it. He's still here. I'm fairly certain he's still alive. I think I would have heard about it if Bill O'Reilly died. I thought he was dead O'Reilly.

I thought he was dead too. Oh, O'Reilly. Please die. I'm going to type it. dead O'Reilly. God damn it. He's not that. He's not dead.

I don't think so. I just want to see you what's going on with the guy. This thing is a junior too. He's got a show probably on like Newsmax or something. I don't hear from it anymore. I see him pop up every now and again, but it's like once a year, Max. Like it's like he doesn't really say much of anything. I know him and John Stewart had like a rival, like kind of a rivalry for a while.

But I haven't paid attention to him and forever. Oh, God, he's still riding with Trump. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, they have to. He's like Republicans who break with Trump risk losing probably in the midterns because it doesn't finish. But you can only be talking about that, which is just like, no, this is, you know, you break with him. So give yourself a chance. What do you say?

Fucking idiots, man. It is crazy. All right. Let's see. Let's see. What is this? you can write longer names on desktop you idiots wrote in he says hey

can't see can't hear and can't speak if you had a photo leak of your dick flaccid are you posting one hard or just tanking it I mean I'm not I'm not it would not bother me because it's just like yeah it's a flaccid pet is what do you

what do you want what do you want I mean, I'm not the one I'm not the one to add this buddy. I'm ready. I mean, it's already on the internet. It's already flound around somewhere. Yeah, but I don't know. Find it guys.

No, man, you're not going to find it. That's crazy. Don't find it. I know. I'd be like, oh, no, they found it. Somebody will, if they can find it. That's my teenage, that's my young teenage. That's my pre.

Oh, yeah. Don't find it because also it's a. So go ahead, find it if you want to. And what you're saying is that you've produced. legal. C-SAM. You've produced C-SAM is what you're saying. I produced a picture of my penis when I was 16.

Yes. We're going to have to call this in, I'm afraid. I know legal speak enough to not get myself in trouble for this moment. We can't have an EDP situation on our show. That's crazy. They arrest me for that. And I'm like, guys, you're in prison and not him. This was half my life ago, literally.

You're like, sorry, sir, you made it. Sorry, sir. Sorry, sir, you made it. Sorry, sir, you made it. What is this? What is this supposed to mean? All right. Shadden Freudian slip road and he says,

Hello, various minorities and persona non grata. Are there any instances in your life where something super, something is super popular and well regarded, and you just can't stand it even though it's clearly great? example i can't stand delta ruin and undertale because it's just not my taste but everyone calls me insane for that take thanks for the laughs and keep buying sween his tears feed us all i think literally there's entire genres of i i think wrestling in general like i just kind of don't get it like i don't see it like i i see i see i see nothing that's fair i think a lot of people um i there's there was somebody i was watching and he said

said basically the same thing. It was interesting from his perspective, though, because I was like, oh, that's weird that you don't get it. It's me, it's like, it's different to get it and be like, I don't like it. But to be like, I don't understand it. That's where I get a little bit like, it was for this creator. I was like, it's weird. It's because I was just like, you know, my wife's into theater quite a bit.

And it's similar. This is a live performance, except for these people are just doing acrobatics. and wrestling moves. And so it's just like, okay, but you're into theater, but you're into this lane. We're like, I don't like ballet necessarily. We went to the ballet not too long ago, and it was, you know, it was fine.

It was impressive, but also I never want to go again. It's a bunch of people fucking prancing around who gives a shit. It's a lot of, like, literally you're saying that, and that's literally what it is. And then it's not, it's not, it's not my cup of tea. But we did, we saw. I would argue, I would argue, like, Derek, I would argue it's not even, that it's not your cup of tea.

I would argue it's nobody's cup of tea because who cares. I would argue that it's completely like who, like anybody can prance. I mean, it's like that's not a, it's not a skill. I would the way they do it. If I tried one of those cramp one of those prancings,

I would cramp. I bet I could learn how to professionally prance and like, like two weeks minimum. Yeah. Well, yes. I mean, I would actually literally love to see anywhere.

The shoes too. Yeah, it'd be trivial. It would be so trivial. is really hard. The problem is that ballet is like... They're all jacked for no reason. They're jacked by circumstances.

It's like it's not it's not because of this. Yeah, they're just like, oh, I just love to work out and then happen again to ballet. It has no idea. Yeah, they happen to, it's all coincidental. Right.

I hate how, I hate how fit male ballet dancers are, though. It's genuinely. Fucking have to be. There are no male ballet dancers. They're all women. Oh, okay. Yeah, some of them are... Just like male.

leaders like male cheer leaders people would talk to about the male team leaders and then you'd work out with them and he's like these guys are literally machines what the fuck why are they so strong oh i just speaking of that i just saw there's a guy that went viral on instagram because he has like a like one of those like lapel mics or whatever or probably one of those road boxes i imagine he just it was on him while he was doing he was the the yell leader and um he caught a girl and threw her up and balanced her but like when she was going down she like farted on on his face and he caught the sound. So it went viral.

And then like, you know, and then I was looking at his other things. So it's just regular actual things like that just was a freak thing. And I was like, poor chick because she's going to see that and go viral for farting on this dude's face. But, um, don't fart. But like, yeah, that is the, that really is the lesson. Air yourself out. I'm pretty sure they tell you to do that.

Well, it's, it was, if you see, it was the force. It was the force of, you know, it kind of anyway. So, but I was seeing his other stuff that he was doing. And I was like, this guy will punch a hole through my face. Because of like just the things that he was doing and the way he was balancing them. I was like, I understand the kinetic energy of some of the things are doing. But then it was like the balancing with one arm. And then they're just standing on his hand.

And I'm like, dude, that is fuck. Like it's locked in. And I was like, damn. It looks harder than it is. I think. I think you might be right. But the degree you're right is way off. I think.

When I talk about like the being able to transfer the motion, that's technically the easy part. And then it's the balancing them and locking in where I'm like, all right, that's where I'm out because I'm going to just shatter my, my weak spine. It's a ton of technique into it, right? It's like people that do like gymnastics, right?

Like people are like, a gymnast will tell you doing a backflip is not hard at law. Like they will actively tell you it's not difficult to a backflip. Because your body wants to like rectify itself when you're doing those motions. You want to get back on like balance your percent of gravity is where it should be. But doing it is like it is easier than we think in it. It is not that hard. It's hard.

But the degree of not that hard is way off what people think it is not that hard. People do that because all the time and they die. I've seen it. I've seen them go away. Yeah. Yeah. But that's just like I don't know, man. I think that's.

You got to start back with me. You can learn doing it. Like, man, it's like very possible. I took gymnastics. You love when you're young. In elementary school, we had a gymnastics in my elementary school. And so I remember how to do most things. Backflips, I still, like, I only did them in, like, bounce houses and ballpits because

I'm still too scared to do them on, like, hard ground. Yeah. But, like, everything else, like the, it's funny. I still remember how to do everything else, like front hand springs and cartwheels and shit like that. But I'm so out of shape and not limber. The last time I did a front hand. spring, I fucking pulled something.

Like, it was, it was, it was bad. You're a gunshot when you do it. It was bad. And I was like, I can't, I, I don't, I didn't realize how much force, how much it takes, you know, to do some of this stuff because you're just, I was so limber as a kid. I was a fucking kid. I was, and I was, and I was not heavy. Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's stuff like that you do. Like, if like, it's, like, those things are useful when they're really, like, you like, you don't need to know how to do a bad. flip or do a cartwheel or a handstand or stuff like that until you really need to be able to do something like that. So it's just like, hey, put your kids in like maybe like two years of gymnastics and like just like keep them active like that as they get older. Because that's like one of the best party favors ever, the party favors ever to be able to like is being able to sing dance and then be able to do flips. And honestly doing flips is cool than singing and dancing by a lot. It is. It's just like, I don't know. I would like to see one of these ballet.

dancers like sync up audio. They probably could. You know what I mean? He probably could. I bet they wouldn't even, you know. Maybe looking at it like a fucking Joe Rogan looking at a computer. Like there's wouldn't know what to do. Maybe looking at it like the way Joe Logan.

Like I'm at a pencil. Yeah. What the fucking understand? What is this? Black, leaky stuff. I need more. I need more alpha brain.

He takes a fucking big ass jugging. Ford. Empty is the entire, all the capsules at once. I just need to understand this, this device better, Jamie. It's just a pencil, Joe. It's just right with it. Jamie's like, I don't know what it does either.

Take more alpha brain. He takes the whole thing in his head like express. It's like that episode of Jimmy Neutron where Sheen's head has exploded and he's like floating around because he's so smart. I think I finally understand now. I think I understand it. Right. It's like he needs all of that. He needs all of that power to understand that a pencil writes.

He's like he finally understands that. But then like there's like a mirror next to him and he doesn't understand his reflection yet though. He still looks at it. Now he needs to take more alphabet to understand what is happening. He is he is exponentially smarter than anything than anybody in his lineage could possibly be. And he's still struggling with the concept of a reflection in a mirror. Yeah. He's fucking getting scared.

The hairs on the hairs on him on his arms and his knuckles are standing up. He's got like a primal response to seeing his reflection. He's like snarling. Joe, it's just your reflection in the mirror, Joe. We've been over this every fucking day. Every day we go over this. Wait, hold on. I need more alpha brand.

He's got to, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's liquefied a bunch of alpha brain. He's got a soda drink hat. he's constantly shipping alpha brain juice that's insane quickly Jamie my alpha brain protein shake do that piece of shit

sold this company to big pharma a big pharma this fucking guy like so like these fucking people they're like oh I don't know about the vaccines

and all this shit and they fucking love big pharma everything about big farmer they inject everything from pharmaceutical companies in their asses and in their fucking brains and then they're like

this one thing that has proven and gone through numerous amounts of trials. I don't know about that thing, though. I don't know about that thing that is proven to work by the greater science community. But all these fucks that are just trying to profit off of you, I'm going to sell my shit to them, and then they're going to have you have it,

and then you're going to have cancer in 20 years. Awesome. So what? I love, I love, Joe Rogan is the goat. Let's just be real about this. You mean goat, Rogan? I think he is slowly turning into a goat. That's what's happening.

Jamie, watch me run through this wall. Yeah. The fine print of Alpha Brandon says may turn you into a goal. May slowly over time incrementally change you into a goal. Definitely. It starts like in the most recent episode of the podcast, you start noticing that he's like, he's eating the microphone. Jamie, that grass is getting kind of long out there. You know, I feel like I should do something about.

handle it. That grass is looking That grass is looking pretty good. He's like scratching himself. He's like he's digging into it. It's red. That grass looks. Jones and so hard for grass.

That grass looks really good. Doesn't it Jamie? Joe, what? We have, oh my God, I forgot. We have steak. We have elk in the,

in the fridge, Joe. No. I kind of want grass right. I'll be right back. Jamie. I'll be right back. Jamie, entertain. Who's,

who Ben Shapiro right now or whatever is our guest. Entertain him. I'll be our back. You just see on the security camera. He's grazing the fucking laws. Ben Shapiro's like, what is it? What is this fucking filthy Goyam doing? I thought we're going to have a meaningful conversation

about the meeting of true Judaism and how I'm actually a Semitic person, clearly, obviously. I thought we were talking about how great Israel is. I thought that's what this whole episode was going to be. What's going on? I thought we're trying to talk about how we're clearly going to merge our armies together

and we're going to take over the world. And that's why I was here for the propaganda. If I knew he was turning into a good, I would have brought some grass. That's crazy. He has fucking, he has kosher grass. He has kosher grass.

That's not. He's brought up grass. He's eating that. He goes back. He's like, sorry, I was just so hungry that he bites the microphone. He eats, he eats this part of the microphone. There's no audio feed coming from Joe anymore.

But he continues the podcast. And he continues. It gets put out like that. Jamie doesn't give a fuck anymore. He's like, whatever. This is the authentic experience, I guess. This is it. We don't hide anything.

We don't hide anything. They try to spin it like they're doing something cool. Yeah, yeah. Just like, we're unfiltered and real. And it just so happened at this episode, he ate the microphones. No audio for him. Sorry. This is the realest show has ever been, man.

This is why I don't trust the mainstream media. anymore like this we get the everything else is fake this fucking comic is so fucking they're so having a blast we're almost there guys we're almost there we'll get there soon

we'll get there soon enough let's see patient strapped M80 to penis on July 4th road and says hello small king short king in the definition of the word diameter in episode 420 you talked about people

jacking it to VR porn and I'll raise you one better you don't got to raise me one better on that but like let's keep going I have 4,400 hours in VR chat and the shit I've seen is wild most people's avatar most people's avatars get naked and have giant dicks and many toggles and options for VR sex there's of course there's a lot of dating

and while it's usually weird I'd be lying if I said I hadn't been involved before well i did lose my virginity to a goth girl i met on that game okay interesting so you okay so that confused me for a second because i was about to say like you had you you lost your virginity in vr yeah i was going to say if it's virtual sex i'm like don't don't say that but don't say that but i mean look this is an alien world to me i don't i can understand vr as a social tool for during the pandemic that made that makes a lot of sense to me yeah um even if i still that it seems like too much work still.

But I guess there's a lot of people who like during the pandemic got into VR chat. And then after the pandemic, we're just like, well, this is just how I'm conditioned now. Or this is the hobby or this is like how I interact with people and they just never left. The art chat's interesting. I fuck around with it. I wonder how many hours I don't think I have that much time in it. I have zero hours. It's got to be sucked.

I could, I could watch stuff on there, though. It was really funny. Yeah, you got a knuck with a fucking legend. I'd never ever, ever use it, but I'd definitely watch them through there. It's funny. Yeah, let me. I have four and a half hours in VR chat total, which makes sense. It's interesting.

It's in my library. It's funny. I can't imagine, I don't know. I can't remember even the context that I, I think I was just like fucking around with VR. This is when I was really, I was in a, I was really into VR for a minute. I was like, Beat Sabre, like, really got. me. I was like, this is so cool. And then I was just kind of trying random things, too,

and VR Chai was one of them. I just couldn't get over the surreality of it. There's too many anime and weird skins, and I was just like, this is not really immersive. This is just kind of like really schizophrenic and scary. But, uh, I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's interesting. Props to you if you got,

if you got something out of it though, I mean. I think that is, I, I don't see anything wrong with actually befriending people and becoming friends or or significant others in real life because. Yeah, I've met a lot of people online. Yeah, exactly. To me, it's just another form of that. That's all it is. Like, I met my wife online.

My closest friend met his wife online. It's just, that's the medium we live in now. I remember I was actually thinking about because one of the voice messages that we'll get to on the next episode, I was thinking about, because there was another advice thing, and I was like, I think a lot of my advice is kind of useless of what I was thinking of in real life scenarios because it's so different now that really the best way to is online in a certain, like this guy would tell you like, hey, I had success in VR chat, maybe I want to try that out. And I'm like, fucking might as well, might as well, like hit all the corners, man, see what actually works for you.

there's um there's probably there's untapped things like because i know the the dating apps are saturated so there's other things that might serve better especially you're not i feel like a lot of women's guards probably aren't up on stuff like this because that's just happenstance you probably you guys probably bonded and then got together versus like hey bitch what a fuck you know like which is what all it's probably it's probably a worse interaction yeah i mean i guess i can see the utility. For me, VR is like tough because it's just, um, I couldn't imagine doing it. Setting it up is cumbersome. Sure. Waring like, and for me, like my glasses, I have glasses and my glasses are high prescription. So like I get, I get headaches on VR a lot more than I would like to. I think it's

such a cool medium, but, uh, I don't know. I think I'm just too old for that. I couldn't do it, man. Yeah. So much of my personality is me being like a person. Like, the only thing I bring to a table is my personality really. Yeah. Personality is some decent penis, you know? So like if I'm doing that online, like you're not going to get that. You're just going to get the worst access to me because I'm going to be talking to you. Listen, we're not. We're not the, yeah, we're not the demographic for this stuff.

Especially like say you, Kingston, you're the average experience of most of the world where you meet your significant other through work. Yeah, literally worker, worker school. One of those things. Yeah. So I get it, man. But honestly, shout out to you, dude. Shout to you. You hope you had a good time.

Hopefully he was safe. Godd Girl, too, man. That was a, I don't think I ever, I don't think I've ever been with the Got Girl. So kudos, you know, that's good stuff. Yeah, I mean either.

Yeah. Yeah, I missed that. Really? You guys haven't been with Goth Girls? I don't, well, I mean, not true,

not explicitly, got, I've been with Goth adjacent. I can say that too, but no, not. They weren't, they weren't, I guess,

I've been with, I've seen girls and goth girls and emo girls and pun girls. They were all like in the same boiling point. And I definitely, I definitely ate at that place. Real goth is very different. Yeah. Real,

real actual gulf, but I feel like we, I feel like those girls don't really exist. Let me put it this way. There's a, like they're real, but they're like, you know.

There's a girl that told me about, so she was into this website. Like, I met, I met a girl from this other website. It used to be called My Yearbook. And it was like a hybrid of like Facebook and MySpace or whatever. And,

um, I met a chick through, there and she was telling me about this website called the vampire freaks and I'm like what the fuck is this and i guess that's where you'd go fishing for the goth mommies and stuff like that because she was like i said adjacent so she knew about that thing and i was just like i the the name of it just really i was like i can't be on this website i was like i was just like i can't be on here yeah yeah so that's too much so you got to dip you got dip in me like i'm out i'm out I don't even think that exists anymore.

It can't. Like, I feel like that had to have failed. I want to look. Oh, my God. Vampire. This is a funny ride-in. What do you got? Because I read it so wrong.

Okay, so eating a Mandarin, I'd rather eat Amanda out, Rodin. Nice. Nice. Pretty good. I ever dated in a minute? No, I didn't. I haven't ever dated in. And Amanda?

No. What? So listen, this is the ride in. Are you ready? Yeah. I fucked my hand at work. So you got any suggestions for shit to watch while I'm, while I'm on the mend?

I fucked my, I, I, like they hurt my hand. It had to be the hurt. Right, right. I understood,

like, once I got to the end of it, I was like, oh, you mess your hand up. But like, when I first read it, I was like,

you're just telling me you masturbating to work. Like, that's, that's how I read it. I was like, wild way to start a conversation. That's a good. It is pretty good.

Yeah, like, that's what struck me about it. It was just like, oh. that's kind of like I don't even think it was necessarily on purpose. If it wasn't, then I'm like, damn. To me, it's out.

If it's not, I don't know. That was unintentionally good. Yeah, it's pretty good. But I don't know, man. Just fucking, I don't have an answer for this. Like what? Put some A. You mess up your dominant hand.

So you're just looking for shit to watch. I don't know. Just like, if you haven't seen, if you haven't seen severance yet, I recommend severance is a good show. I don't know. There's plenty of stuff on YouTube. Like, if you're, I got to be honest, if you're looking for shit to watch and you haven't found it, like, I don't know what you're doing. Because it's like every niche is so, there's people who watch streams where it's just people smoking brisketes for hours.

And that's like the entire thing. And they're not even really talking that much. Like, there's so many different random niches that are filled where like, if you're interested in something, someone's making it. Right. And if they're not, like, I don't know, go make it, I guess. But like, there's so few areas of untapped potential now. I don't know. It's there's too much.

I think a lot of people, I think a lot of people who have option paralysis. Yeah, it's probably it. By the way. I usually just click on the first thing that's interesting. Because I know I know all. There's plenty of good shows, man. I'm looking for hours. I have an issue with 97 is back.

It's, dude. It's fire. There's too much. It's fired. There's obviously Severance. I haven't watched anything. There's a show I'm watching now called Four Seasons. It's really, really good.

It's a more mature show. Like, it's like a show about like an older, older friend group that like all couples with their older friend groups. It's really, really funny. There's Ted Lasson of the great show. My favorite show is us. All right. Shut up.

Obviously Breaking Bad, House of Dragons. Night of Seven Kingdoms is like one of the best television shows ever made. Watch. That shows wild. There you go. Did I see the same of a kingdom? Derek? No, I have, I've not caught up with anything.

Dude, it's that show. I'm sure. I'm sure it's great. That is the single best season of television ever seen in my life. Like, that show was wildly good. I'm not exaggerating where I think the last thing that I watched was a couple of episodes of the new scrub season. And I have not watched any daredevil. I haven't watched any, uh, uh, fallout.

I haven't watched I did watch I did watch the boys I watched the boys and then I watched the what's on the same that oh my God invincible and that's it

I have missed everything else I've seen no movies I am right now I have so much to catch up on it'll be nice when I finally get to all this new fresh stuff as of right I'm just kind of existing watching bullshit YouTube

and playing old games that I shouldn't be playing because I have plenty of new stuff to play too. So that's kind of where I'm existing right now. Yeah. I get it. I get it, brother. Yeah, I'm going back to San Andreas. Ah.

Now that I, know that I, I platinum to Halo already. So it's like, that's done. You plan on the, the campaign? Yeah.

Yeah, because I was like, I want to get a platinum trophy in a halo game. That's weird. Like, it's probably never going to happen again. That's true. That is very true.

I'm playing the Prince of Persia game right now. And that's it. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to finish every game. every game I've owned until I buy a new one. So I'm like hurrying up because the new Star Wars games coming out. And like,

which one is that? Less than zero company. It's the, it's the RTS one. Are you going to finish? Someone, we're just getting like crazy reviews, which is it makes me so happy.

Someone asked about this? I'm sorry, I can't find your question. You'll know who you are, but like he was asking, sorry, I couldn't read the name in the early question. I lost.

It's, this is such a big list. But know that you're acknowledged. Someone was asking like what you thought about that. I wasn't even sure that that. was even on your radar. I like RTS games. And I don't, so I don't dislike art.

That's better. I don't dislike RTS game. I don't play a bunch of them. I played the gears one really good. Oh yeah, Geh's tactics is pretty good. I played Gears tactics. I played obviously Halo Wars.

And so like they're really cool. But now there's also a Star Wars one, which is like, oh, I've got to try this. It's a Star Wars. And it's been getting like really a lot of like the people that were making it. They're like, we want to reminisce the character interactions. were experiencing in the small bioware's best experiences. So, Nizzoid Republic

and Mass Effect. And I was like, oh, I'm in. I'm in there now. That's all you got to say, and I'm playing it. So that's happening, but I have like three games I have to finish. And one of the games, I don't know where the fuck I was left off. So either I'm going to struggle through the story now, or I'm going to restart it. And I'm really, I'm really upset. Because I made a promise that I'm not buying a new video game so I finished the ones I had. So I'm really, really stressed out.

It's actually, I think it's smart. Or you should maybe even take your time because by the time you're ready, the game will be marked down. Hopefully, yeah. I'd imagine. Hopefully it's like, hope it's good, but it's not like like BG3 where it was like a, this game is going to never get dropped in price ever. Because it's a fucking lent, a benchmark game. Fucking bullshit, man. I really hate when companies do that.

I can't stand that shit. I hate it, but I really like. I sometimes even think about making, um, even though it would massively get. chat on like i was like i want to make a from software hate video even though i love from software games there's some things that i have they have a bone to pick with them a little bit you know they they they get away with things they really that i think that i think very few other companies could get away with if they did the same thing yeah like it's kind of crazy bro i don't in my opinion shadow so i have not because i have i have my backlog so crazy i haven't played shadow

with your tree yet and i was like oh play it like it's got to drop to like 20 bucks at some point hasn't. It just won't. And I'm like, what the, like, really, really, like, you fucking, it, it, it, they really pissed me off sometimes. Chad of the Earth Tree also is quite frankly, like, fine. Like, it's not particularly, like, it's not better than, than the base game, you know what I mean? No, it's not. Not even close.

But it has great bosses, though. That's really, really great bosses. That's my thing. I have, I have, I've taken a break from, um, you know, hair pulling frustration. So at a certain point I'm like oh I miss this So I'll play it I was hoping that I was like

Dude this thing's got to This thing's got to be 20 bucks at some point And it's I don't I actually don't think it's I just don't think it's gonna happen And so I'm a little bit upset about that And I may I might just skip it

Because it just feels It just feels disrespectful I'm like pussy It's been out It's been out long enough for it To be 20 bucks now Like we're at Space Marine 2 right now It's like 16 or 17

like the entire game. That's a great. That's a great one. Right. And like you're not going to find fucking Eldon Ring for that price. I mean, maybe somewhere on a different website or something, if there's like a key code or something. Well, I don't know. People keep buying it. So like they're not going to not, they're not going to stop.

They're not going to stop. Damn Skippy. The consumers, it's always your, you guys, we can, we can dictate the market. You know, whatever. No. Whatever. We can't. Fuck me, I guess.

We have no power. National Park Stranger Road in. This will be the last one. Okay. We'll get out of here. He says, Hello, Snark crew. I am a hunter.

I generally think if I eat meat, I should be responsible for killing, cleaning, butchering as humanely as possible as opposed to farmed meat. And I will speak for the community and say we fucking hate trophy hunters for giving us a bad name

and actually not using the meat they collect. Do you have any hot? hobbies that you feel have been ruined by bad actors. Thanks and stay gay. Nearly every single one. Everything I love. Quite literally everything I love. Literally every single thing that I love is,

first of all, respect for that. Like, that's cool. I appreciate that. You probably get so much better meat, too. Like, it kind of,

I'm sure my grandma is in heaven's smile that you're being like, good. He's doing, he's doing the way of our people. That is way better. That is the best way to go about it, obviously.

But I completely understand why most people wouldn't do that just because it's if you didn't grow up with that like say the way jojo grew up with they caught their food and ate and so because you know she was in soviet russia and then and then it got uh you know obviously disbanded and everybody became independent and were poor as fuck and so you got to you got get your food and had chickens and rabbits and stuff so she saw rabbits being caught killed and skinned where me when i see a rabbit on display in a fucking butcher shop i'm like oh I'm like a little bitch

I'm just like it's it's so because I love rabbits so much so when I see them all skinned and like hanging or on display and I'm like oh oh it is yeah when I see a pig I'm like shut up I just the fuck of dumb pig

you never played a little piglet I like I like pigs actually I really and I think they're so intelligent it's but I bacon is awesome and there's something about them that I can just be like shut up shut up fuck a pig you know what's crazy I don't eat pork anymore at all I don't import.

Well, not all. I, I, I, I pork like a little like, this guy's so close. He's so close. You know where he's headed. You know exactly where he's heading. Where? What? Go there.

Go there. Go there. I want you. He's going to be, you're going to be one of those fucking, you're going to be one of those presitters. What do you mean? What do you mean? I'm not.

I'm, I'm generally puzzled. Shut the, shut your, shut your, shut your, you're, you're, you're, I don't even have a slur. I couldn't find something. correctly for this. But you're heading into, you're heading into a territory where you're going to be very radical and very black. I'm just going to say that. Oh, no, it's not possible. I can't. It's too late. My, my, my wife is Mexican. They won't accept me. I try. I sent the card in. They wouldn't accept me. They all have. It's just like the most, they all hook up with them. They won't breed with that. The most white racist person you meet always has a dark significant other.

They won't breathe with that. They will, they will hit them up. Remember, remember that dumb asshole, Richard Spencer, he was like on a stream or something. And you can see some dark chick walking in the background. She doesn't make she was like Indian or something. You're like, what the fuck is this? That was very funny. I remember that. Fake.

It's crazy. But I personally, I don't really eat pork. I just don't eat pork anymore. I have a premonition that something's going to go wrong if I keep eating it. I'm like, I'm going to get, I'm for something for me. It's not the healthiest thing compared to other meats. I've cut it out. I mean, red meat in general is technically, you should probably.

probably should eat a lot less red meat. You should. I mean much red meat. I'm a white meat kind of person. You know what you've inspired me to do though today? Like I think I'm going to get pork chops today. Dude, hold on. The bone in ones is delicious.

Hold on, Chris. Deep fry it. Deep fried. Dude, pork chop. There is nothing better than deep fried pork chops. So you flower it like you were frying chicken, fried pork chops. I guarantee you you're going to be like,

I can't believe I haven't done this before. I don't have a deep fry You don't need to just a fucking pan Just use a pan Put a little bit What? What? What? I don't have a pan Just get your oil

Is your house just empty? Get your oil I would prefer you to get I prefer you to get like canola Or corn Peanut oils awesome I don't have corn Don't do don't do vegetable oil

Because that's usually soy It's not my favorite But just I like I like peanut and canola oil Okay So canola oil is probably the best one one. It's the most neutral one. So just get it. Get your flour or season your flour. Dude, I guarantee you you're going to be upset that you've never done this before.

I could believe that because I already love, like, that's one of my favorite foods that I have so rarely because like, I don't know, cooking pork chops is like, I just default to chicken. You know what I mean? For the most part, like, it's just like it's my default or like sometimes fish, but like rarely. And so like pork is just like, it feels like a hassle. I never know exactly what seasonings to get for it either. I see. But whenever, like, I remember when my parents would cook that cook up like a pork chop with like, and the bone in pork chops. Oh my God, man. Even me. With the T-bone kind of thing.

It's great. Looking like, it's so good. Because like the, the bits that get stuck on the bone are so good too. It's like, unreal how much I love that versus how often I've had it, which is like so minimal. I think I might do that now. Pork is actually. It's one of those things where you don't have to season it at. It's great because you don't have to season that much. Lard is. Yeah, the fact kind of does.

lot of it. Yeah. It's crazy good. It's the best fat I've out of any fucking animal. Well, it's it's that. Duck fat I think is pretty close. But it depends on the duck. I was like I can't fuck with the price though. Since Doug's like it's not like a thing over here. It's just like I'm like it's unfortunate. A piece of breast for like $27 or some shit. I'm like, fuck out of here. It's like spending 50 bucks on a single quail or something. Yeah, yeah. This isn't even going to fill me halfway to like all almost kind of satiated.

Right, right. It's insane. But, yeah, no, props to hunters who actually fucking don't waste the fact that they kill animals. Yeah. Fucking bothers the shit out of me.

And don't just kill animals that are a fucking going extinct, just ruining fucking ecosystem. So it's tragic to me. The fact that people do that. The fact that that's not like a ridiculously punishable offense is nuts. Yeah, I mean, well, just look at the world, man.

And just look at, do yourself in favor. You want to get really upset and remind yourself about the, you know, the Palestinian genocide. Watch a professor Dave's latest video where it's about destiny. And you just want to upset yourself all over again because it's, you haven't, you're not going to hear anything new. But it's just to like a refresher. And it's just like, I was just like, oh, I'm angry all over again. This is cool. Yeah.

Great. Thanks. Oh, my. So this is crazy. Breaking news. So you know You guys know John Federman, right? Yeah, is he dead?

Yeah, I know he is. So he drowned in a puddle of diarrhea. It's saying here on. In a puddle, interesting. He shat himself to death. Oh, wait, no, he shat himself a lot and then slipped in it and then he shat himself a lot. I'm reading reports here from TMZ. John Federman found dead in 50 foot wide puddle of diarrhea.

Is that a puddle at this point? As we say, well, It's still very shallow, so it's still a puddle. It's 50B, but it's shallow. That's hilarious. Right. It's good to be right. All right.

Fair enough. Fair enough. I mean, this is a shallow lake. It's a shallow puddle. If TMZ is saying it, that's usually a good indication that it's true. So, you know, that's, and as we said earlier in the show, nothing we say on the show is false. Like we always try to convey accurate information. So rest and peace, John, John Fetterman.

I'm a pop some. Rough way to go. I'm a pop some champagne. really hated that guy. I'm a popma pop some champagne. Well, he's a disabled, brain damaged, uh, you know, he's retarded and bald and fat and gay and stupid and dumb and not very smart and he's brain damaged and he's fat and.

Do you really think like, um, his stroke had anything to do with his, his heel turn or do you think it was just purely? I think so. I think genuinely. Do you think there was some there? I do. Look, it is unfortunate that it happens to be. that when a lot of people get brain damage,

they become right wing. I think there's something, there's, there's something about that. There's something about that that is too, that's too interesting to ignore. I mean, it's literally a common thing.

It's like, it's like, people don't go, people don't get brain damage and become like health care. We need health care. You know, they don't,

they don't do that. Yeah, it genuinely never happens. People get brain damage in it. Like, you know what? Everyone's trying to make my dog trance. And it's like,

brother, what's happening? to you right now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do lose that. Yeah, yeah, you lose, you lose points in your, yeah, okay. Yeah, fair enough. There's something that gets lost. I don't know what it is. You become really stupid and then all of a sudden propaganda sounds good to you. It just, it just does. But like before, it didn't work before. You're like, oh, that's dull. propaganda works on me, right? And I understand that, right? I'm very much. What kind of propaganda? Like, what do you? All of it, actually, all of it. I got you. So I'm in a lot. So I'm in a

I'm constantly flip-flopping back and forth. I'm not moving, actually, because I'm just constantly getting pulled to and fro. That's insane. It's what it feels like I've talked about like Joe Rogan many times where since I used to listen to him way back in the day, where I think he actually was pretty solid on where he stood for a long time. And then there was a turning point.

And obviously there was the major turning point, which was around the COVID pandemic. But even before that, when people were starting to say like, oh, he's kind of agreeing with everybody, it seemed more to me that he was more interested in befriending everybody

and just saying yes and instead of being like, no, because when he would go on these like fucking soliloquies of shit or these diatribes, you would be like, oh, this guy, he's like, oh, yeah,

I grew up poor, so I believe in this and this and that and health care and all this stuff. And yeah, like we, yeah, we should, we should pay more taxes, all this stuff, all these things and diatribes on how dumb religion it is. And he's like, I can, I know the origins of how the Bible was written, how is translating all this stuff? Because it's all fucking art. It's all documented, right? And then now he's like, hey, uh, fucking quarterback for the fucking jets now.

Let's go to church or some shit. And I'm like, what? And it's like, how does that happen? People try to cancel them too much. And I think when you're older, you're booming or rich, that really bothers you, especially when you're, you're in like the like the free thought like comedic sphere that really bothers them instead of like understanding that like you know maybe you made a joke that was like didn't hit the right way or maybe you're just kind of out touched they're like oh no everyone's attacking me i have to defend

myself and what happened is that the people when people are getting canceled that side of the i will accept literally anybody yeah but he wasn't they'll accept anyone there's no there's no like there's no morality for that and that's what i would i would say and i would say that i think he he's so stupid to an extent that we know who's listening right now and us talking, you can't cancel him. There was no canceling. Like all these people that all talked about getting canceled, they all were saying it on large platforms saying that they got canceled. I'm like, I don't think you understand what cancel means asshole. That means like your career is over or some shit.

And then you're not invited to the party anymore. It's like say, Connor McGregor, he didn't get canceled. He raped somebody and he still maintained his level of stardom and is able to go on Jimmy Fallon and everything. It's not canceled. Like if he claimed he was, but all these people always claim that shit, right? And so that's what's upsetting. It's like, well, what happened to you to where you started buying into this? Why do you feel like you were canceled or something?

Or you feel like people who are attacking you actually mattered because that shit makes no fucking sense. and then like I said the pandemic obviously destroyed him that that was that one was a clear one we all saw that so whatever he he got frightened and then Peter Thiel fucked his ass and told him you have a you know you have a place in my robot fucking utopia or whatever and that's that's here I'm gonna make a video about that I'm gonna I'm gonna lay out a compelling argument because I really think it was like I led an argument about why Jordan Peterson was crying all the time and I saw a lot of people start to latch on to that because it really was the only thing that made sense. It was like this guy fucked up every he he fucked up his hormones so badly by only eating beef and salt that he became

a fucking mess. Because that's literally what happens like you don't have all your nutrients. Your hormones get fucked and then he started crying a bunch. I really miss fiber. I really miss fiber. I wish I had some fiber. My body, my body

can't process sugars correctly and I start crying. I need fiber. Someone help me. Dude, his daughter fucked him up so much. Dude, his daughter put him in a vactant tank and I think he's going to die because of it. That's hilarious.

It's crazy, man. Like, people like talking about that. I don't think they're ready for that conversation yet. Like his fans, like his fans, I don't think they're ready for it.

I love laughing at. I'm not crazy. I mean, whatever, you rebut what you so, man. Like, he didn't, he didn't,

to go down. He was completely fine in tenured and making plenty of money when he was just being a dumb gay philosopher. He didn't. There was no reason for him to go down this fucking chud time pipeline. Have you ever, have you ever considered why sometimes somebody peepees their pants

and also poop-poo? You've never really given it a really deep thought. You see when I sometimes when I go wee-wee-wee I also got to go poop-poop. Why don't we make stalls for wee-wee and poop-poop? fucking...

Bucco, why... You don't understand. Why is it possible that I can go wee-wee and not poo-poo? But how come every time I poop-poo I go we-wee-wee? No one's asking the really

serious questions here. Everyone's being mean to me explicitly. I'm going to cry. By my book. By my fucking book. By my book, ontological poo and pee. In story. now. It's not in stores.

Do you remember when what's your it's definitely nowhere? He just made it up. What's a what's a Jenna Jeanette McCurdy. Do you remember when she made that video? Oh yeah.

Wasn't that fucking wild that she's like oh yeah I'm like attracted to Jordan Peterson and I did his that is crazy. And I know she was telling the truth because she was name dropping stuff that nobody knew about Jordan Peterson other than like say me because I interviewed him and other people who were actually fans of them where she was like oh the self-authoring program i'm like nobody knows what that is you actually did it you actually i didn't do it he fucking fatherless behavior man that is true

that is true and her mom's a fucking demon too so there's that yeah fatherless baby she needed someone to protect her at that time just follows behavior man yeah that's crazy that is so funny that is so funny it sounds really rude but i don't mean to be rude i mean genuinely she just needed someone to protect her she needed someone to protect her absolutely right and it could have been me. It could have been me. I was so close. I was so close to having dinner with her.

I was so close, man. Can't believe I should. That's one I don't get, guys. That's one I don't get. She is. I mean, if you're in a, I thought she was really good at comedy, man. I thought she was really good.

Yeah, she's funny. Yeah. I, she, what you call it? Sam was funny on the show, but like, I don't know. I thought, I never felt anything.

I followed her on the, the one that, oh my God, what's wrong my brain? Vine. Vane. Fall around Vine. Yeah.

I thought she was good on there too. I even thought her random about Jordan Peterson was really entertaining. I basically saw her in like a dress when she was like 22 or something like that and I was like, hey. I was like, what the hell? I remember that.

She was dating a ball player. She was dating a big old big dude in college. college ball. And the rumor is those scantily clad images of her where she's in her underwear, he leaked them. That's the rumor. Oh, that's grinding.

Yeah, there's, it hasn't been confirmed, but it leaked around the time, around that time period. And I love with Eric Andre, do you remember that shit? Do you remember her on Eric Andre? You bring it up? Yes, dude. Dude, do yourself a favor. If you remember, go watch that segment. I remember her on it, but I remember her, like, screaming really loud when, like, one of the things popped off.

I remember that. Like, the whole thing was like, first he was like, oh, your nudes dropped or something. She was like, it wasn't nudes. And then, like, he pulls out a picture of fucking, like, gay porn with Obama. his face on it. It was like, it's so funny. Dude, Erlick Erie Andre was crazy. There was one where he picked up a kid and ran off with it. And the parents were

panicking and I could. There's no way that's howling. I was howling. It had to be set up. It had to be set up. I believe a lot of them were real. Like the work had him. There's a cop that's like chasing him and like chases him down the store. They start making out. Dude, that shit had. That show. That show.

Howling. That shows in my, you know, in me. I'm not talking about anybody else, but that shows in my top five. That I've never, like, I've never laughed harder watching something than a lot of those segments. I think that's like final comedy,

you know? Dude, the ninja, the ninja rapper shit. Have you seen like the Ninja Warrior thing? Yes. She's crazy. I mean,

why would they agree to do shit like that? Like, I wouldn't, oh, let me go blindfold. Saff Rockies was, you remember Joey fat ass? That shit had me crying, dude.

As I say, he ate these fucking lunche bowls. I think by my flow, because it's untouchable. I'm like, what is happening? These are real rappers. These are real artists. Why are they on here? Yeah, I just, I love that show so much. I love that.

It was just 15 minutes, too. It just made, like, it feels just 15, essentially 11 minutes. Him showing Seth Rogen's real phone number? Oh, yeah. That's crazy. He literally puts Jeff Rogen's phone number on it. He posted his real phone number. Like, what is that?

Like, that's so, that's like what I think is funny, but also, like, that can't exist. That can't be what comedy becomes because then it's going to lead the danger. Well, listen, like, that's dangerous. Really, it worked out beautifully because it didn't, right? Like, Eric Andre has been out since, like, the mid-2010s or something like that. And nobody else really tried to go for that. It just, it existed. And it's pretty much over.

When Hannibal Burris left, I kind of like became uninterested because I feel like he was too important to the show. It really, like, it's one of those things where he's subtle, but it's like, damn, him not being there. It was okay. But he was so missed. He was so fucking missed, man. There's like, it's even his facial expressions. So he wouldn't even do anything sometimes. He's just, yeah, he's just there.

And I'm like, dude, it just, it really enhanced it. But he got him happy after. He outed Bill Cosby effectively. He tried to go big and it was like, no, brother, sorry. Sorry. Thanks for letting us know, though. Thanks for making it like really public again. Would you go up with Bill Cosby?

No. No, no. That's not worth it. That's not worth it. All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. Read these names. Yeah.

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I put quailin Do you remember When he was walking outside of the courtroom And he was like doing Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah Oh yeah

He was doing his moves And I was like I could dude Dozens of women accused you of rape What are you doing? Is he dead yet? I'm hysteria rapist Beep

Rapeep Rape rape Is he dead yet? No, he's still alive somehow. Are you sure? I'm fairly certain. I feel like it would have been a big deal. I, man, the time sucks now, man.

Because I thought he was dead. Gibby two, gibby, D, I'm going to rape you. Oh, he's definitely not dead because they didn't say dead immediately when I typed in his name. Dead. Yeah, he's 88. He's 88 years old. That's crazy. He was a legend, unfortunately.

and it really sucks. I'm glad that for just me, though, like I, I didn't, I didn't, because I had a family matters. I had, um, I had a fresh prince. So like, but the cause,

I, I skipped over the Cosby show. Yeah. I watched them, the Jeffersons. I watched a lot of like stuff, but the, yeah,

the Cosby, I skipped over it. So it didn't hit me hard like a lot of other people. I'm just like, damn, that sucks. It's unfortunate. He's like,

he's like technically really important in black history. and it makes me very sad. Sure. It's really sad. You don't see if it's sadder, dude? There's a lot of people who did the same shit that it didn't get caught. Not at all.

It's not like what Bill Cosby drugging a bunch of, like it's just the unfortunate thing is right. It's when they're famous because how many non-famous people are in prison right now for drugging women and sexually assaulting them? A lot.

A lot. Way too many. often often yeah i just fuck i just watched a true crime thing about that it's just like it's so it is so crazy like oh these women that lost their daughters they all like oh the next girl that got abducted

now this mom that lost her daughter is gonna go help out this one and then and then the chain kept going to where like all these moms are supporting this other girl that got her daughter abducted i'm like this is fucking crazy it's like a fucking human centipede except really really sad much worse. Well, I mean.

Really, really sad. I was going to say, well, but worse, but it's worse, but it's, I don't know. It's endearing that they're trying to help these people because they feel obligated. But the fact that they exist, it's fucked. I was just like, this is, why am I, why is this the last thing I'm watching before I could have been? Great. Well, listen. We're going to, we're going to read the names now of our $25 enough patrons.

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Do you remember? Oh, yeah, the Mr. Incredible. It kills himself. Mr. No. Wait, do you not, do you not remember, sweetie? So, like, actually. So, like, there's a scene in that, in that mission. in that, not mission, I'm thinking, I'm thinking games. There's a scene in that movie where, uh, the whole thing was that like the Incredibles get sued because he saves a guy trying to kill himself.

Oh, that's trying to kill himself. You are right. That's the beginning. Yes. And he said, I saved your life. And he goes, you ruined my death. I didn't want to die. I didn't want to be saved. I would have picked him up and I would have fly it up like a Coke. Bye. If he's not acting a folio, what are you going to do to him? I would say, he said, he would have to act of a foolie. Quaylude, you know, and he's just fucking start taking care of business. That's a notable.

That's a notable movie. He gives him a quailoo that he can't give it off of him. Like Mr. Incredibles trying to give it off of me. This is not worth. He's getting outpowered easily. Is it fair to say that that's the best Pixar movie? Yeah. Yes.

Yes, it is. Like, I would say so. Incredibles 1 is the best Pixar movie, yes. There's a lot of good ones. Like, there's, there's obviously Monsters Inc. Another great one. but there's definitely a difference in quality after a period of time which all of us can notice clearly well and before because then they get kind of what middling again sorry but so like a previous like pre 2005 yeah the fact of that movie like they say the word suicide too and he'd like like i don't know that's a good suicide it was a suicide it was not me sorry i was actually referencing her her she was cheating on me with a chainsaw

that's great that's probably too I shouldn't say ironing out okay that's yeah Chris that was not good

I go watch the I didn't like that suicide ladder YouTube poop from Billy Mays I just I just want you I'm just I want to

I want to apologize I want to I don't normally I don't normally apologize for things but I should have said I've been on the low I've been taking my time

I feel like I'm out of my mind. That's not funny either. All right. So there's... What is that even? That literally just was like my life. It's the logic. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. There's Nemo. So, Incredibles. Obviously, Toy Story. So I mean, there's a lot of competition, man. Toy Story is up there. I think it's incredible. There's a lot of competition. Just by far. That movie's so good. It's crazy. The thing with Incredibles is that, like, I think

Incredibles is as good as, I would say Toy Story is probably the best one. But like, but I would say, you wouldn't agree? What would you say? I think it's just incredible. Like I think there's a lot of good ones Listen to what I'm saying Listen what I'm saying The issue with me and Toy Story Is that like The Incredibles and Toy Story

I think are as good as each other But the Incredibles just doesn't look You know what I mean Like Toy Story 1 is dated in a way Where like This is kind of rough Was it like 97 or some shit? Yeah it's early

Like there's good reason for it to be gross looking But I'm being very honest Really? Yeah After I was born It's crazy Damn really I feel like

Okay. Like, I'm being honest. Toy Story is a good movie, a really, really good film. But I genuinely think the ability of how good Toy Story is, how good Incredibles is, is like, that is a Disney movie. And that is crazy that Disney made a film that was that good. Because I think Incredible is up there with like Shrek 2 of like animated films where he's like, this is unbelievably good.

I think it's better than Shrek TV. I think, uh, I think, uh, I think. think so. Trek 2's a great move. I don't know. I'm not even going to say yes or no. I think it's,

as a film, it's better than I would say. And this might just be a little a little gap in age or something, but like say, Toy Story just hit infinitely harder for me. Like, you probably just for sure.

Especially Randy Newman, I don't give a fuck about Randy Newman, except for in Toy Story. No, I'm with you. Let's put it this way. I was born in L.A. I don't give a,

fuck about his I love L.A. song. It plays after every time the Lakers win and shit. I don't get a fuck about that. But him and Toy Story, like, it just I just think it's, I love Toy Story a lot. Like, I would agree, I don't think the Incredibles hits for me, really. It's, it's just like,

that's a movie that I watch and I'm like, this is just objectively really good. Yeah, I understand that. Like that music and the, like, the, the fact that's a superhero movie that doesn't, like, and that also should be taken into account. Like, that was at a time where it was like, it was not necessarily a guarantee.

You know, you had Spider-Man out there, and you had, I guess, the beginning of Batman, Nolan Batman, but, like, most superhero movies were fucking terrible. Like, you had, like, Ben Affle, or, what was it, Electra and Daredevil,

and, like, people forget. Like, there's, like, a little bit after it was Superman Returns. Superman Redemption. This is what bothers me about, like, people who, like, downplay those first Spider-Man movies.

I'm like, you don't, you really have no, idea. Because a lot of those other movies, like Electra and Daredevil, no one has watched those since they since they came out.

No one gives you shit. Yeah. Like they're not remembered at all. So a lot, like those movies are compared to like now, which I even still think they're better than a lot of stuff that comes out now. But like, dude, at the time,

you put Spider-Man 2 next to fucking Electra. It's hysterical that these two were made at the same time. It is absurd. How bad Elektra is. How irredeemably bad. woman is. Like, there's nothing good about it. There's not a single good thing at all in any of those movies. Like, you can maybe argue that Michael Clark Duncan is kingpin is pretty okay. Like casting. Yeah. For Dared out. Yeah. It's a solid choice. But that's it, bro. That's it. It was dire at that time.

So you got Incredibles in Spider-Man and in the beginning of Nolan Batman. Like, that was a nice, that was kind of the beginning. But I would agree. I like, I love Toy Story. I think Toy Story is just so imaginative. Like it's just so, like, the video games for Toy Story are fucking great as well. Like, that's another thing that people don't talk about. The Incredibles game was okay. But, yeah, just the whole everything, the toys even that they made, like, I had RC, I had Woody. Like, I liked the, I liked the characters.

Mr. Potato, it was awesome. Uh, the fucking Rex or whatever. Like, like, those dumb ass aliens. Even Sid, I had, I had a blow up doll of sin. You had a, What the fuck are you talking? That is so insane. That is so fucking it's, I hate you. Holy shit, that's insane to say.

That is so wild. First of all, even if it wasn't, even if it was just a toy of Sid, that'd be crazy. You know, even just a normal, on the face of it, every level of that is right. So like, the fact that there would be a toy of Sid. I really don't like you, Derek. I really do not like you. I don't like you. I don't like you.

That's crazy. You said that and you... Go to work, soldier. That's a great joke. But that's crazy. Have a blow-up doll of Sid is so... Every level of it is crazy. Because merchandise of Sid...

No, listen, merchandise of Sid in general, even just a normal action figure of Sid is crazy. It would be crazy. A life-sized action figure of Sid is crazy. Just in your pad. A blow-up doll. And you keep it well in. to your 20s well

I still sleep with it Jojo's really pissed off about this but you know I told him and it's and it's Toy Story 1 Sid too it's not even like a Sid never came back did he out of all he came back in Toy Story 3 oh really?

It's hinted and Toy Story 3 it's him it's not hinted it's just obviously him I don't remember we don't know he doesn't say I'm Sid who is so there's a he's a garbage man oh and he's he's wearing the same he's wearing the sc wearing the school.

Which is, it's, like, I mean, it's one of those things like, it's a hint. It's an Easter egg. It's like, no, what are you fucking stupid? Like, obviously. Yeah. I don't know if they came on or like it's not Sid. A video I say about it though. Well, like, is it or is it not?

Is it, is it negasid? To find out, we're going to have to go back to 1995 when the first movie was really, I'm going to turn off. To find out the ancient history of toys in general. that dates back to ancient Egypt. And just like, I don't... Did you know that the Pharaoh used to be buried with their toys? And it's like, shut up!

That's it. I'm doxing this guy and killing him. That's it. Anytime you try to... Don't you dare try to bestow... You guys are so trash. Don't you dare to bestow fucking esoteric... Do you dare try to bestow esoteric wisdom upon me when I'm just trying to watch fucking something about Toyser.

I will kill you and... I will kill you and do other things. That's it. I'm doxing this guy is correct. I'm tired of this shit. I'm like, I get it. You want some watch time, dude. Fuck off. Yeah. Just make more videos.

The first instance, he's going to explain the history of Woody. It's like, well, wood was invented. It's like, I will kill it. I will twist your penis off and shove it in your eyes. Get away from the docs this guy. Andy is typically a nickname for Andrew. Andrew is. Oh.

Oh, man. I wish I want to be so angry. Like, I want to experience, it's been so long since I've been, like, truly furious. I would just once like to be, like, so angry that I, like, I really do just, like, tear my head in half. Like, that's what I want to experience. That'd be cool. Chris, there's so much more going on in life than that. Like, you got so much more going on and like, I'm having a tough day.

Let me make my, let me make my mouth the whole top of my head. What is wrong in you? An ape persona who looks suspiciously like, Sween, what if I make it which kid asks for some pussy? Ironing out damn booty hole wrinkles with my tongue, Gids, heat smoker. Sorry, I had a burrito. If Columbus was Indian, we'd be extinct. Why? Why? Why? Let's hear why.

I don't, I kind of don't get it. I think I understand that, but also. Let's hear it, Derek. I'm really curious. I really don't know. I'm actually too stupid for this. I think I is, my, my take on it was, I got to let the people in. I'll be right back. Derek, I'm curious.

Hit me up, brother. I want to know. So I have a few different thoughts about it because it's, because I'm like, okay, is this, I need more context. And the reason why is because does he mean? Because one of the thinking is, I had two different thoughts, but now I'm not 100% sure. Now that I'm thinking about it more, like, does he mean Native American? doesn't mean actual Indians.

So that's where, like, there's two different ways to take it. I have a joke chambered, but I want to make sure before I say something that horrid, you're on the same page just means I want to be alone. I don't, I don't think it matters. It's just, just let fire away, sir. No, man. You know what, brother? Fire away.

No. You know what, brother, we need sponsorships. And I'm not going to, I'm not going to keep it. We can clean it up when we have them. I don't know something about them smelling them coming. Like, I don't know. Alright, let's get the fuck out of here. This is your brain on live come.

I don't know, whatever. Fuck you. When God put teeth in Sweene's mouth, he ruined a perfectly serviceable asshole. That's crazy. Is that Jordan? Oh, no. Okay. Cracking Sween upside down and diagonal rape style.

What the fuck is wrong with you? fuck face unstoppable cardboard pie cum nut butters Dave Rubin lifting Dave Rubin above his head and sucking down his cum like a shotguning a beer Hey uh can you guys get help me de-glove my dick after we're done if not I understand If not I understand is it good I love that evil malicious beast 10 million Yeah I don't know what's going on trust me Derek look up to two minutes 27 seconds of delusions of grandeur glazed donut zero official video What is that Clayt I'm sorry you get I'm gonna I'm gonna put it in What is you saying?

Delusions of grandeur Glaze. Just do Glazed Donuts Zero official video. Glazed donut zero. Two minutes, 27 seconds, 227. I don't know what this is. I never looked it up. Laze donut zero.

I'm going to keep going. Two minutes and 34 seconds, you said? 27. 227. Not even close. 227? Yeah, 227. Okay.

All right. we'll find out finally it's probably to be something really gay maybe I can't even imagine like what who cares hell what the fuck

what is it there's just an erect penis with donuts my head send me that put that in the chat I gotta see that that's so ridiculous

that's what I said in the what was my I don't remember what we were talking oh my writer I wanted fucking Donuts on a dick I'm gonna I'm gonna put in the chat That's so crazy

And of course it's on YouTube It's like fucking um It's like the guy with the asshole And many other things The yoga And the uh here The yoga's not nude what is very subjective No there's plenty of actual

There's full on nude yoga There's plenty of naked yoga Yeah And then they just say it's educational He just say it's educational That it's like fine to be on there Or um What's his name?

Why the fuck is this? Now, here's the... I don't see any penises. Go to two minutes, 27 seconds. Did you start at the beginning, you invalid? That's crazy. That fucked my day. I don't know why I wanted to see this.

You said you wanted to see it. I don't know what the... I was like, maybe this is interesting. It's not a... Jesus is a dick, man. What did you think it would have been? I don't know. I thought it would have been these funnier set-wise.

No, it's just fucking... Now, here's the weird thing. Did I... Did this guy... I feel like I've heard this guy say this many times. I feel like he's been asking me to watch this before I even said the writer thing. Probably, I think so.

That was so weird. Like, hot take. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Hot take Masters of the Universe is one of Idris Elba and Jared Lato's best roles. Also, Chris, Allison Bree. I'm sorry. I know she's in it.

I just... Yeah, I don't know. some reason of the Odyssey or something? No, she's in the Masters of the Universe movie. Oh. Oh, right. He just had four sexual assault misconducts allegations. Oh, yeah.

That makes sense that he's fucking skeletor. Which is like one of those things where it's just like, okay. Are you, like, who's surprised by that at all? He has a cult. What are you talking about? Exactly. Like, why do you think you have a cult? I thought you were, I look, he thought you were, we were just fine with this, I guess.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, I just like a, he's got a sex cult on an island somewhere with, like, oh, really? You think it's like all above board? Like, what are we talking about? They're just baking cookies. They just, they just exchange recipes. Did you know that, like, he has, did you know that he's like not, he's got allegations? Yes.

Is that not why? That's got to be why you cast him, right? Because he's like cheaper, maybe? I don't know. No, he's got, he's definitely got shit on all of them. do anything he he he has to happen from me devil versus connor the man who it has to be brian singer was fucking raping boys and he still got work what you know you know what i mean because he was singing to him booty wonderland earthwinded i find romance when i started to dance booty one oh hey

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fighting evil Sween forever. Nice. What is the most diabolical, like, Giniud that you could pull on someone? Like doing a body, like a body swap. Ginnuing the wayne Johnson and Jordan Peterson Right where he's about to go out

Like point for the lights about to go out Because like doing up for something like Like genuing yourself into someone Right before you kill yourself is hilarious You're about to blow your brains out And you just take switch now! I do like that. Imagine

Wow, this would be crazy Imagine EDP So he sends all those text messages he sends all this crazy stuff. He meets up with a kid. Gingu's him. Now he's the kid.

And now this kid is an adult pedophile who has to deal with all this crazy baggage. He's going to get put away. That sucks. Because that kid doesn't even know what's happening. What's going on? That's why he was like, I just came to get a cupcake. And not like, he really was a kid.

He really was a kid. He really was just like, I came out here for a cupcake. Someone promised cupcake. and I believe it because I'm a kid and I what's going on? You did it. You done made it made sense. That is genuinely awful. He changed now with a child.

And that that is fucking. Do you understand that he did change now? He did change now with the kid that he came to rape because he told that kid that we're, I'm going to give you cupcakes. And that kid thought he was going to get cup. That is fucking crazy. That is. What is crazy about it is like now EDP is like that kid.

And now he's like, he's living it up. He's surrounded by kids now. He's surrounded by kids, but also, you know, he's probably like, I don't know, he's got a little kid dick so he's pissed off. He's like, the fuck I can't do anything with this. That's so sad. Oh, boo. You should have had a, you should have had a prank channel or something. You know, where he just constantly switches by.

It's with people against the little Just making people like gay You know like Oh You know like gallivanting gallivanting With Ginu Like he's fucking he's fucking a dude Ganyu's getting pumped from behind right

And then he sees a guy outside He does see what the wind you He opens the window and then he changes now The guy right outside The guy is just getting just scarring The slogan is the slogan Like his little tagline is like It's time to get a little Ginyu in you

Yeah Ooh damn I'm pretty good Captain Ginnu and this is jackass Meo-n-ling-ling-ling Dio-de-o-de-o-de-you And he gets really hurt He gets really hurt and he switches with a normal person

Real quick He completely chickens out Unbelievable pain Unbelievable He's wailing He fucking He fucking And he's

He's he's fucking He has snakes on fire on him And like he's getting big And then he changes with fucking Bamargera. Bamar Jarrah is so bad. He, Bamar Jarrah, no, he take, he, while Bamar Jarrah is sleeping, he appears in his house, he takes his body, he goes and does something stupid, limps back to his house

damage and gives him back to body. And then Bamargera is in his bed in unbelievable pain just too far away from his phone to call them about. I'm Captain Ken you, and this is tricking Bamarger into fucking his own dad. and then he starts having sex with Phil Margar Bam walks in and then he changes with him This is tricking.

No, he's just doing it. There's no trick at all. There's no manipulation. There's no trickery employed. There's no intellectual like bait and switch. It's nothing. It's literally just, I can't get over the intro line. I'm cast and get you.

This is jackass. That would be insane. Everyone else is normal. It's just we man. It's we man. It's bam. It's Steveo. It's Ryan Dunn.

And Cass Ryan back in the line. Yeah, Ryan back in the day. That's how they met in the day. They found a dragon boss to wish Ryan back to life. So that's what's crazy. I mean,

I was just going with it. It just happened. Like it was just like back in the day. Jackus was still a thing. I love that. I'm. Captain Ginnu, and this is making Bamargera swallow Donvito spunk. And then he's just blowing him like crazy.

And then sees Bam. Switches off at the right moment. Right when that shit is rocketing in his mouth. That's crazy. Catches a blammer to the eye, dude. What are you doing? You suck him make you so good. You suck me so good.

You suck me really good, man. I love you. I'm Captain Ginnu, and this is taking Stivo's body, jumping off the Empire stage building, and switching with a random passerby at the last minute. That's a really long setup, dude. That's incredible. That's crazy. Stivo's like, oh, my God. I really like that.

Oh, my God. He hits the ground and expanse. Oh, I got. Oh, I got. Oh, I got. I'm falling. I'm going to die. This is.

You just killed. He just killed Steve. Well, just wish it back with a dragon balls. Dude, it takes a year. We don't know where they are. We don't have Bulmar capsule corp. It's not real. He goes, oh, my man.

Well, see you later. What are you to do? He takes we He takes we man's body He takes we man's body in it Right before he jumps into a six Olympic pool he switches back Right before he jumps

He jumps He jumps in there with a fucking bowling ball attached to his legs It's a bowling ball On a back That's strapped to him He's got He's got

It's got It's like the leading like a meat dress, but it's just an entire jumpsuit covered in bowling ball. We just, you actively saw him murder we, man. Oh, no, dude. I'm drowning.

He's gargling, but it's like, it's tiny gargles, obviously. It's very small garg. Garg. Dude, that would be peat. Dude, dude. That would be peat. That would be peat. Man.

Oh, man. Oh, my God. I haven't laughed at that in a while. That's gold. That's gold. That's gold. That's gold. Screaming change now while you kill somebody.

Crazy. That is crazy. It's the screaming change now that really sells it every time. Because you have to imagine, like, him jumping Stevo off the Empire Stable that you see just some random woman like. Just. Thud. thud. He hits the ground blows up, then

reconstructs for a second. Just to say, Ouch. I don't get it. Oh, fuck. I'd be gone again. He's trying so hard.

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a lot of live cows. I promise you there's more stakes in New York City than there isn't fucking all of Wyoming. I promise you. Quite laterly because of how much stuff is... Never mind, man. Yeah, there's no point that you can't, this is not... This is not the place.

Please fuck me. I meant you went to... I meant you went to a school where a place where there was no town hall, I bet. I bet there was no place to generally gather. Like, I'm sure. This is a wet field with a fucking... Your best friend, your best friend was the tractor you passed to get to school like that. I'm sure.

I'm sure of it. That's so crazy. Oh, my God. So hostile for the reason. I'm snapping. Good morning, tractor. Control. Morning tractor.

Oh, no. The subtitles on the tractor says like, I could, I have gonorrhea. You gave me gonorrhea. You gave me gonorrhea. It's like, oh, shit. Oh, my God. I know it passed on the tractors. I was God darn dang playing too much.

And look what I damn done did. I damn fucking my tractor again. Skeeter, you gave my tractor gonorrhea again. God damn it, Skeeter. Helly. I'm, God damn it. Whoie.

God damn it. Game it to the pig. Then my sofa. Now my tractor. Now my tractor. Trailer. Is there anything in this fucking vicinity that you will not bestow gonorrhea upon? No, pa.

Not pa, everything's what I mean. Not pa. I got the gift of gonorrhea. I got to spread it. That's what the Bible says. I got to spread it. No, that's spread the gospel, not gonorrhea, idiot. I'm in love with it.

I'm in my girlfriend, Amelia, from out of town's coming. He's like, damn it, Skeeter, that's email. You dumbass. He's not real. Tragic. I don't leave him alone. done i'm done being a bully oh

hey fine draggler that town halls looking mighty curvaceous think I might find a hole and coming

it oh god I was just laid in for no reason I think I might find a hole in it oh man

peek he's the mayor too he's the mayor Well, kids, I couldn't Couldn't find a squirrel A maim, so no dinner to night. Oh, man.

Oh, man. You, pa. Fuck you. The tractor. It's like, listen to your tractor. The tractor is on the dinner table. Go to your room. Go to your room. Oh, man. He crawls under the table

because that's his room. Let's stop making for the less fortunate. I got mad, but you guys are a dick. I'm tired. Let's go home there. All right. He sleeps on a plate. Oh, fuck.

Holy shit. Oh, that's good stuff. Oh, man. Do you leave the shit opening in? God damn it. No excuses. Always with this shit. Now come here and give Papa or

here. er. These are, this is not real. We're just fucking around. But where are we, I lost myself, genuinely.

I'm here from the, I'm here from the dumb fuck, the police department. I'm here for a domestic dispute. One of y'all going to have to be separated on here. Is it going to... Looks like the tractor is the... I believe the tractor.

You're going to... You're going to jail. Whatever. What? You're going to jail. It's a track. It's a fucking inanimate object. And you were fucking it.

And you were fucking it and beating it to shit. Now you're going to jail. We're going to execute. I don't know. We're going to have a herd of tractors drive over you. You're going to jail. We're going to fucking quarter you with tractors. You're going to go to jail.

We're going to execute you. It's crazy. It's a stampede of They don't fucking have judges They don't believe They don't know what a judge is Like in their society And judges aren't even real

Is that like Jewish fudge? What is that? I don't want that in my town I don't want that in my town We're gonna execute you Is so insane Laws I knew an Asian name law once

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I'm sorry. The meanest lesbian in Michigan. Please fuck me gay and hard on your 4th F-150. Jokes on you Spurs, fan. I'm not a Knicks fan. Oh, God.

I'm like in the saga between the Spurs and Nick's thing that's going on. And now it's like, hey, I think it's really out of overblown. I don't like it. I don't know where it's going to go now

because now he's saying he's not even a Knicks fan. So I don't know what's going to happen now. I don't know. that's on me that's me in the corner that's me in the cuck chair losing my erection nice it happens good nice

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out no because I you left I had an acronym, but I was like, I'm, no, it's not too inappropriate. So I was like, no, it's just like, no, just go forward. We've talked about sexual assault too much already, so I'm like now. Yeah, yeah, we're getting along the truth today. Yeah, yeah. In the Michigan, John Strickland, Derek, I will pay you 1999 if you shoot a massive load of come into Kingston's bag of D&D dice.

Ah, wow. I need more than that because I'd have to edge a lot for it to be a massive load. because I'm an average buster. I ain't got some like... Lame. I ain't got like... Ropes upon rope. Sparry.

Let me edge for 12 hours. Give me about 200 bucks. I'll be good. Yeah. You can't shoot. John Strickland. Gipsy. Gimsy dude, Jimithee.

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All right, bye, guys.